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And t-the Spiwit of God moved upon t-the f-face of t-the +watews. + +1:3 And God said, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be wight: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was wight. + +1:4 And God saw t-the wight, that it w-was good: and God d-divided t-the wight +fwom t-the dawknyess. + +1:5 And God cawwed t-the wight Day, and t-the dawknyess he cawwed Nyight. +And t-the evenying and t-the mownying wewe t-the fiwst d-day. + +1-1:6 And God said, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a fiwmament in t-the m-midst of t-the w-watews, +and wet it divide t-the watews fwom t-the watews. + +1:7 And God m-made t-the fiwmament, and d-divided t-the watews which wewe +undew t-the fiwmament fwom t-the watews which wewe a-above t-the fiwmament: +and it w-was so. + +1:8 And God cawwed t-the fiwmament Heaven. And t-the evenying and t-the +mownying wewe t-the second d-day. + +1-1:9 And God said, Wet t-the watews undew t-the heaven be gathewed togethew +u-unto onye pwace, and wet t-the dwy wand appeaw: and it w-was so. + +1:10 And God cawwed t-the dwy wand Eawth; and t-the gathewing togethew of +t-the watews cawwed he S-Seas: and God saw that it w-was good. + +1:11 And God said, Wet t-the eawth bwing fowth gwass, t-the hewb yiewding +seed, and t-the fwuit twee yiewding fwuit aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, whose seed is +in (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, upon t-the eawth: and it w-was so. + +1:12 And t-the eawth b-bwought fowth gwass, and hewb yiewding seed aftew +his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the twee yiewding f-fwuit, whose seed w-was in (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, aftew +his kind: and God saw that it w-was good. + +1:13 And t-the evenying and t-the mownying wewe t-the thiwd d-day. + +1:14 And God said, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be wights in t-the fiwmament of t-the heaven +to divide t-the day fwom t-the nyight; and wet t-them be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow signs, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +seasons, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow days, and yeaws: 1:15 And wet t-them be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wights in +t-the fiwmament of t-the heaven to g-give wight upon t-the eawth: and it w-was +so. + +1:16 And God m-made two gweat wights; t-the gweatew wight to w-wuwe t-the day, +and t-the wessew wight to w-wuwe t-the nyight: he m-made t-the staws awso. + +1:17 And God s-set t-them in t-the fiwmament of t-the heaven to g-give wight +upon t-the eawth, 1:18 And to w-wuwe o-ovew t-the day and o-ovew t-the nyight, and +to divide t-the wight fwom t-the dawknyess: and God saw that it w-was good. + +1:19 And t-the evenying and t-the mownying wewe t-the fouwth d-day. + +1:20 And God said, Wet t-the watews bwing fowth abundantwy t-the moving +cweatuwe that hath w-wife, and foww that may fwy a-above t-the eawth in t-the +open fiwmament of heaven. + +1-1:21 And God cweated gweat whawes, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving cweatuwe that +moveth, which t-the watews b-bwought fowth abundantwy, aftew theiw (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, +and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy winged foww aftew his kind: and God saw that it w-was good. + +1:22 And God bwessed t-them, s-saying, (☆▽☆) B-Be fwuitfuw, and muwtipwy, and fiww +t-the watews in t-the seas, and wet foww m-muwtipwy in t-the eawth. + +1:23 And t-the evenying and t-the mownying wewe t-the fifth d-day. + +1-1:24 And God said, Wet t-the eawth bwing fowth t-the wiving cweatuwe aftew +his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, cattwe, and c-cweeping thing, and beast of t-the eawth aftew his +kind: and it w-was so. + +1:25 And God m-made t-the beast of t-the eawth aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and cattwe +aftew theiw (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that cweepeth upon t-the eawth aftew +his kind: and God saw that it w-was good. + +1:26 And God said, Wet us make man in ouw image, aftew ouw wikenyess: +and wet t-them have dominyion o-ovew t-the fish of t-the sea, and o-ovew t-the foww +of t-the aiw, and o-ovew t-the cattwe, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, and o-ovew +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing that cweepeth upon t-the eawth. + +1:27 S-So God cweated man in his own image, in t-the i-image of God cweated +he h-him; m-mawe and f-femawe cweated he them. + +1:28 And God bwessed t-them, and God said u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be fwuitfuw, and +muwtipwy, and wepwenyish t-the eawth, and subdue i-it: and have dominyion +o-ovew t-the fish of t-the sea, and o-ovew t-the foww of t-the aiw, and o-ovew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +wiving t-thing that moveth upon t-the eawth. + +1:29 And God said, Behowd, I have given you {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb beawing seed, +which is upon t-the f-face of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee, in t-the which +is t-the fwuit of a twee yiewding seed; to you it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat. + +1:30 And to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the eawth, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foww of t-the aiw, +and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that cweepeth upon t-the eawth, whewein (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +w-wife, I have given {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween hewb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat: and it w-was so. + +1:31 And God saw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that he h-had made, and, b-behowd, it w-was +vewy good. And t-the evenying and t-the mownying wewe t-the sixth d-day. + +2:1 T-Thus t-the h-heavens and t-the eawth wewe finyished, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of +them. + +2:2 And on t-the seventh day God ended his wowk which he h-had m-made; and +he wested on t-the seventh day fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowk which he h-had made. + +2-2:3 And God bwessed t-the seventh day, and sanctified i-it: because that +in it he h-had wested fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowk which God cweated and made. + +2:4 These awe t-the genyewations of t-the h-heavens and of t-the eawth when +they wewe cweated, in t-the day that t-the WOWD God m-made t-the eawth and t-the +(^ω~) h-heavens, 2-2:5 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwant of t-the fiewd befowe it w-was in t-the eawth, +and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb of t-the fiewd befowe it gwew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD God h-had nyot +caused it to wain upon t-the eawth, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man to tiww t-the +gwound. + +2:6 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went up a m-mist fwom t-the eawth, and watewed t-the w-whowe +f-face of t-the gwound. + +2-2:7 And t-the WOWD God |･ω･) f-fowmed man of t-the dust of t-the g-gwound, and +bweathed into his n-nyostwiws t-the bweath of wife; and man became a wiving +souw. + +2:8 And t-the WOWD God pwanted a gawden eastwawd in Eden; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he +put t-the man whom he h-had fowmed. + +2-2:9 And out of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound m-made t-the WOWD God to gwow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee that is +pweasant to t-the s-sight, and g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food; t-the twee of wife awso in t-the +m-midst of t-the gawden, and t-the twee of k-knyowwedge of g-good and \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +2:10 And a wivew went out of Eden to w-watew t-the gawden; and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence +it w-was pawted, and became into fouw heads. + +2-2:11 The nyame of t-the fiwst is Pison: that is it which c-compasseth t-the +w-whowe wand of Haviwah, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is gowd; 2:12 And t-the gowd of that +wand is good: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is bdewwium and t-the onyx stonye. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And t-the nyame of t-the second wivew is G-Gihon: t-the same is it that +c-compasseth t-the w-whowe wand of Ethiopia. + +2:14 And t-the nyame of t-the thiwd wivew is H-Hiddekew: that is it which +goeth towawd t-the east of Assywia. And t-the fouwth wivew is Euphwates. + +2:15 And t-the WOWD God took t-the ^.^ m-man, and put him into t-the gawden of +Eden to dwess it and to keep it. + +2:16 And t-the WOWD God commanded t-the ^.^ m-man, s-saying, O-Of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee of t-the +gawden t-thou mayest f-fweewy eat: 2:17 But of t-the twee of t-the k-knyowwedge +of g-good and eviw, t-thou shawt nyot e-eat of i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the day that t-thou +eatest theweof t-thou shawt suwewy die. + +2:18 And t-the WOWD God said, I-It is nyot g-good that t-the man shouwd be +awonye; I wiww make him an hewp meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +2:19 And out of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound t-the WOWD God |･ω･) f-fowmed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the +fiewd, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foww of t-the aiw; and b-bwought t-them u-unto Adam to s-see +what he w-wouwd caww (=`ω´=) t-them: and whatsoevew Adam cawwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving +cweatuwe, that w-was t-the nyame t-theweof. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And Adam gave nyames to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cattwe, and to t-the foww of t-the aiw, +and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the fiewd; but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Adam (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot f-found an +hewp meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +2:21 And t-the WOWD God caused a (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep to faww upon Adam, and he +swept: and he took onye of his w-wibs, and cwosed up t-the fwesh instead +t-theweof; 2:22 And t-the wib, which t-the WOWD God h-had taken fwom ^.^ m-man, m-made +he a woman, and b-bwought hew u-unto t-the m-man. + +2:23 And Adam said, This is nyow bonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes, and fwesh of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fwesh: she shaww be cawwed Woman, because she w-was taken out of Man. + +2:24 Thewefowe shaww a man weave his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew, and shaww +cweave u-unto his wife: and they shaww be onye ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +2:25 And they wewe both nyaked, t-the man and his wife, and wewe nyot +a-ashamed. + +3-3:1 Nyow t-the sewpent w-was mowe subtiw than any beast of t-the fiewd which +t-the WOWD God h-had made. And he said u-unto t-the woman, Yea, hath God said, +Ye shaww nyot e-eat of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee of t-the gawden? 3:2 And t-the woman said +u-unto t-the s-sewpent, We may e-eat of t-the fwuit of t-the twees of t-the (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-gawden: +3-3:3 But of t-the fwuit of t-the twee which is in t-the m-midst of t-the gawden, +God hath said, Ye shaww nyot e-eat of it, nyeithew shaww ye touch it, west +ye die. + +3:4 And t-the sewpent said u-unto t-the woman, Ye shaww nyot suwewy die: 3:5 +Fow God doth knyow that in t-the day ye e-eat t-theweof, t-then youw eyes shaww +be openyed, and ye shaww be as gods, knyowing g-good and \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +3-3:6 And when t-the woman saw that t-the twee w-was g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food, and that +it w-was pweasant to t-the eyes, and a twee to be desiwed to make onye +w-wise, she took of t-the fwuit t-theweof, and did eat, and gave awso u-unto +hew h-husband with hew; and he did eat. + +3:7 And t-the eyes of t-them both wewe openyed, and they knyew that they +wewe nyaked; and they sewed fig weaves togethew, and m-made themsewves +apwons. + +3:8 And they heawd t-the voice of t-the WOWD God wawking in t-the gawden in +t-the coow of t-the day: and Adam and his wife hid themsewves fwom t-the +pwesence of t-the WOWD God a-amongst t-the twees of t-the gawden. + +3-3:9 And t-the WOWD God cawwed u-unto Adam, and said u-unto him, Whewe awt +thou? 3:10 And he said, I heawd thy voice in t-the gawden, and I w-was +afwaid, because I w-was nyaked; and I hid mysewf. + +3:11 And he said, Who towd thee that t-thou wast n-nyaked? Hast t-thou eaten +of t-the twee, wheweof I commanded thee that t-thou shouwdest nyot e-eat? +3:12 And t-the man said, The woman whom t-thou gavest to be with me, she +gave m-me of t-the twee, and I did eat. + +3:13 And t-the WOWD God said u-unto t-the woman, What is this that t-thou hast +donye? And t-the woman said, The sewpent b-beguiwed me, and I did eat. + +3:14 And t-the WOWD God said u-unto t-the s-sewpent, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast donye +this, t-thou awt cuwsed a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cattwe, and a-above {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the +fiewd; upon thy bewwy shawt t-thou go, and dust shawt t-thou e-eat (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +days of thy wife: 3:15 And I wiww put enmity b-between thee and t-the +woman, and b-between thy seed and hew seed; it shaww bwuise thy head, +and t-thou shawt bwuise his heew. + +3:16 Unto t-the woman he said, I wiww gweatwy m-muwtipwy thy sowwow and +thy c-conception; in sowwow t-thou shawt bwing fowth chiwdwen; and thy +d-desiwe shaww be to thy husband, and he shaww w-wuwe o-ovew thee. + +3:17 And u-unto Adam he said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast heawkenyed u-unto t-the voice +of thy wife, and hast eaten of t-the twee, of which I commanded thee, +s-saying, T-Thou shawt nyot e-eat of i-it: cuwsed is t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake; +in sowwow shawt t-thou e-eat of it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of thy wife; 3:18 Thowns +awso and t-thistwes shaww it bwing fowth to thee; and t-thou shawt e-eat t-the +hewb of t-the fiewd; 3:19 In t-the s-sweat of thy f-face shawt t-thou e-eat bwead, +tiww t-thou (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the g-gwound; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of it wast t-thou taken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +dust t-thou awt, and u-unto dust shawt t-thou wetuwn. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And Adam cawwed his w-wife's nyame >_> E-Eve; because she w-was t-the mothew +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wiving. + +3:21 Unto Adam awso and to his wife did t-the WOWD God make coats of +skins, and cwothed them. + +3-3:22 And t-the WOWD God said, Behowd, t-the man is become as onye of u-us, to +knyow g-good and eviw: and n-nyow, west he put fowth his hand, and o(>ω<)o t-take awso +of t-the twee of w-wife, and eat, and wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 3:23 Thewefowe t-the +WOWD God sent him fowth fwom t-the gawden of Eden, to tiww t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound +fwom whence he w-was taken. + +3:24 S-So he (o_O)! d-dwove out t-the man; and he pwaced a-at t-the east of t-the gawden +of Eden Chewubims, and a fwaming s-swowd which (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy way, to keep +t-the w-way of t-the twee of wife. + +4:1 And Adam knyew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bawe Cain, and +said, I have gotten a man fwom t-the WOWD. + +4-4:2 And she again bawe his b-bwothew Abew. And ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew w-was a (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of +sheep, but Cain w-was a tiwwew of t-the gwound. + +4:3 And in pwocess of time it came to pass, that Cain b-bwought of t-the +fwuit of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +4-4:4 And Abew, he awso b-bwought of t-the f-fiwstwings of his fwock and of +t-the fat t-theweof. And t-the WOWD h-had wespect u-unto ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew and to his +o-offewing: 4-4:5 But u-unto Cain and to his offewing he h-had nyot wespect. +And Cain w-was vewy w-wwoth, and his c-countenyance feww. + +4:6 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Cain, Why awt t-thou wwoth? and why is thy +c-countenyance fawwen? 4:7 If t-thou doest weww, shawt t-thou nyot be +accepted? and if t-thou doest nyot weww, sin wieth a-at t-the d-doow. And u-unto +thee shaww be his desiwe, and t-thou shawt w-wuwe o-ovew h-him. + +4-4:8 And Cain t-tawked with ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew his bwothew: and it came to pass, when +they wewe in t-the fiewd, that Cain w-wose up against ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew his bwothew, +and swew h-him. + +4:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Cain, Whewe is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew thy bwothew? And he +said, I knyow nyot: Am I o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew's keepew? 4:10 And he said, What +hast t-thou donye? t-the voice of thy bwothew's ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood cwieth u-unto m-me fwom +t-the gwound. + +4:11 And nyow awt t-thou cuwsed fwom t-the eawth, which hath openyed hew +mouth to weceive thy bwothew's ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fwom thy hand; 4:12 When t-thou +t-tiwwest t-the g-gwound, it shaww nyot hencefowth yiewd u-unto thee hew +stwength; a fugitive and a vagabond shawt t-thou be in t-the eawth. + +4:13 And Cain said u-unto t-the WOWD, My punyishment is gweatew than I c-can +beaw. + +4:14 Behowd, t-thou hast dwiven m-me out this day fwom t-the f-face of t-the +eawth; and fwom thy f-face shaww I be hid; and I shaww be a fugitive and +a vagabond in t-the eawth; and it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +that findeth m-me shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me. + +4:15 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Thewefowe w-whosoevew (--_--) s-swayeth Cain, +vengeance shaww be taken on him sevenfowd. And t-the WOWD s-set a mawk +upon Cain, west any finding him shouwd kiww h-him. + +4:16 And Cain went out fwom t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD, and d-dwewt in t-the +wand of N-Nyod, on t-the east of Eden. + +4:17 And Cain knyew his wife; and she conceived, and bawe Enyoch: and he +buiwded a city, and cawwed t-the nyame of t-the city, aftew t-the nyame of his +son, Enyoch. + +4-4:18 And u-unto Enyoch w-was bown Iwad: and Iwad begat Mehujaew: and +Mehujaew begat Methusaew: and Methusaew begat Wamech. + +4:19 And W-Wamech took u-unto him two wives: t-the nyame of t-the onye w-was Adah, +and t-the nyame of t-the othew Ziwwah. + +4:20 And Adah bawe Jabaw: he w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of such as dweww in tents, +and of such as have c-cattwe. + +4:21 And his bwothew's nyame w-was Jubaw: he w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such +as handwe t-the hawp and owgan. + +4:22 And Z-Ziwwah, she awso bawe Tubawcain, an instwuctew of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +a-awtificew in bwass and iwon: and t-the s-sistew of Tubawcain w-was Nyaamah. + +4:23 And W-Wamech said u-unto his wives, Adah and Z-Ziwwah, Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; +ye wives of Wamech, heawken u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have s-swain a man to +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wounding, and a young man to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my huwt. + +4:24 If Cain shaww be a-avenged sevenfowd, t-twuwy W-Wamech s-seventy and +sevenfowd. + +4:25 And Adam knyew his wife a-again; and she bawe a son, and cawwed his +nyame Seth: Fow G-God, said she, hath appointed m-me anyothew seed instead +of Abew, whom Cain swew. + +4:26 And to Seth, to him awso (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was bown a son; and he cawwed his +nyame Enyos: t-then began men to caww upon t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + +5:1 This is t-the book of t-the genyewations of Adam. In t-the day that God +cweated ^.^ m-man, in t-the wikenyess of God m-made he h-him; 5-5:2 Mawe and f-femawe +cweated he t-them; and bwessed t-them, and cawwed theiw nyame Adam, in t-the +day when they wewe cweated. + +5:3 And Adam w-wived an hundwed and thiwty yeaws, and begat a son in his +own w-wikenyess, and aftew his image; and cawwed his nyame Seth: 5:4 And +t-the days of Adam aftew he h-had begotten Seth wewe eight hundwed yeaws: +and he begat sons and daughtews: 5:5 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days that Adam w-wived +wewe nyinye hundwed and thiwty yeaws: and he died. + +5:6 And Seth w-wived an hundwed and five yeaws, and begat Enyos: 5:7 And +Seth w-wived aftew he begat Enyos eight hundwed and seven yeaws, and +begat sons and daughtews: 5:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Seth wewe nyinye +hundwed and twewve yeaws: and he died. + +5:9 And Enyos w-wived nyinyety yeaws, and begat Cainyan: 5:10 And Enyos w-wived +aftew he begat Cainyan eight hundwed and f-fifteen yeaws, and begat sons +and daughtews: 5:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Enyos wewe nyinye hundwed and +five yeaws: and he died. + +5:12 And Cainyan w-wived s-seventy yeaws and begat Mahawaweew: 5-5:13 And +Cainyan w-wived aftew he begat M-Mahawaweew eight hundwed and f-fowty yeaws, +and begat sons and daughtews: 5:14 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Cainyan wewe +nyinye hundwed and t-ten yeaws: and he died. + +5:15 And M-Mahawaweew w-wived sixty and five yeaws, and begat Jawed: 5:16 +And M-Mahawaweew w-wived aftew he begat Jawed eight hundwed and thiwty +yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews: 5:17 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of +M-Mahawaweew wewe eight hundwed nyinyety and five yeaws: and he died. + +5:18 And Jawed w-wived an hundwed sixty and two yeaws, and he begat +Enyoch: 5:19 And Jawed w-wived aftew he begat Enyoch eight hundwed yeaws, +and begat sons and daughtews: 5:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Jawed wewe nyinye +hundwed sixty and two yeaws: and he died. + +5:21 And Enyoch w-wived sixty and five yeaws, and begat (⌒ω⌒) M-Methusewah: 5:22 +And Enyoch wawked with God aftew he begat Methusewah thwee hundwed +yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews: 5:23 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Enyoch +wewe thwee hundwed sixty and five yeaws: 5-5:24 And Enyoch wawked with +G-God: and he w-was n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God took h-him. + +5:25 And Methusewah w-wived an hundwed eighty and seven yeaws, and begat +Wamech. + +5:26 And Methusewah w-wived aftew he begat W-Wamech seven hundwed eighty +and two yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews: 5:27 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of +Methusewah wewe nyinye hundwed sixty and nyinye yeaws: and he died. + +5:28 And W-Wamech w-wived an hundwed eighty and two yeaws, and begat a +son: 5-5:29 And he cawwed his nyame Nyoah, s-saying, This same shaww comfowt +us c-concewnying ouw wowk and toiw of ouw hands, because of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound +which t-the WOWD hath cuwsed. + +5:30 And W-Wamech w-wived aftew he begat N-Nyoah five hundwed nyinyety and five +yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews: 5:31 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of W-Wamech +wewe seven hundwed s-seventy and seven yeaws: and he died. + +5-5:32 And N-Nyoah w-was five hundwed yeaws owd: and N-Nyoah begat S-Shem, Ham, +and Japheth. + +6-6:1 And it came to pass, when men began to m-muwtipwy on t-the f-face of t-the +eawth, and daughtews wewe bown u-unto t-them, 6:2 That t-the sons of God saw +t-the daughtews of men that they wewe faiw; and they took t-them wives of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww which they chose. + +6:3 And t-the WOWD said, My spiwit shaww nyot awways stwive with ^.^ m-man, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +that he awso is fwesh: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet his days shaww be an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +yeaws. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Thewe wewe giants in t-the eawth in those days; and awso aftew that, +when t-the sons of God came in u-unto t-the daughtews of men, and they bawe +chiwdwen to t-them, t-the same became mighty men which wewe of o-owd, men of +wenyown. + +6:5 And God saw that t-the w-wickednyess of man w-was gweat in t-the eawth, and +that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy imaginyation of t-the thoughts of his heawt w-was onwy eviw +continyuawwy. + +6:6 And it wepented t-the WOWD that he h-had m-made man on t-the eawth, and it +g-gwieved him a-at his heawt. + +6:7 And t-the WOWD said, I wiww d-destwoy man whom I have cweated fwom t-the +f-face of t-the eawth; both ^.^ m-man, and beast, and t-the c-cweeping thing, and +t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it wepenteth m-me that I have m-made them. + +6:8 But N-Nyoah f-found gwace in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD. + +6:9 These awe t-the genyewations of Nyoah: N-Nyoah w-was a just man and pewfect +in his genyewations, and N-Nyoah wawked with God. + +6:10 And N-Nyoah begat thwee ^-^ s-sons, S-Shem, Ham, and Japheth. + +6:11 The eawth awso w-was cowwupt befowe G-God, and t-the eawth w-was fiwwed +with v-viowence. + +6:12 And God wooked upon t-the eawth, and, b-behowd, it w-was cowwupt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh h-had c-cowwupted his w-way upon t-the eawth. + +6:13 And God said u-unto Nyoah, The end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh is come befowe m-me; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eawth is fiwwed with viowence thwough t-them; and, b-behowd, I +wiww d-destwoy t-them with t-the eawth. + +6:14 Make thee an awk of gophew wood; wooms shawt t-thou make in t-the +awk, and shawt p-pitch it within and without with pitch. + +6:15 And this is t-the fashion which t-thou shawt make it o-of: The wength +of t-the awk shaww be thwee hundwed c-cubits, t-the bweadth of it fifty +c-cubits, and t-the height of it thiwty cubits. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 A-A window shawt t-thou make to t-the awk, and in a c-cubit shawt t-thou +finyish it ＼(≧▽≦)／ *teleports behind you* a-above; and t-the doow of t-the awk shawt t-thou s-set in t-the side +t-theweof; with wowew, second, and thiwd stowies shawt t-thou make it. + +6-6:17 And, b-behowd, I, even I, (^-^*)/ d-do bwing a fwood of watews upon t-the +eawth, to d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, whewein is t-the bweath of w-wife, fwom undew +heaven; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that is in t-the eawth shaww die. + +6:18 But with thee wiww I estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant; and t-thou shawt come +into t-the awk, thou, and thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy wife, and thy s-sons' wives +with thee. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving t-thing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, two of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowt shawt +t-thou bwing into t-the awk, to keep t-them a-awive with thee; they shaww be +m-mawe and f-femawe. + +6:20 O-Of f-fowws aftew theiw (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and of cattwe aftew theiw (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing of t-the eawth aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, two of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowt +shaww come u-unto thee, to keep t-them awive. + +6:21 And o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou u-unto thee of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww food that is eaten, and t-thou shawt +gathew it to thee; and it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +6:22 T-Thus did N-Nyoah; a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that God commanded him, so did +he. + +7:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Nyoah, Come t-thou and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy house into t-the +awk; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee have I s-seen wighteous befowe m-me in this genyewation. + +7:2 O-Of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cwean beast t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take to thee by sevens, t-the m-mawe +and his f-femawe: and of b-beasts that awe nyot cwean by two, t-the m-mawe and +his f-femawe. + +7-7:3 O-Of f-fowws awso of t-the aiw by sevens, t-the m-mawe and t-the femawe; to +keep seed a-awive upon t-the f-face of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +7:4 Fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet seven days, and I wiww c-cause it to wain upon t-the eawth +f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving s-substance that I have +m-made wiww I d-destwoy fwom off t-the f-face of t-the eawth. + +7:5 And N-Nyoah did a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD commanded h-him. + +7:6 And N-Nyoah w-was six hundwed yeaws o-owd when t-the fwood of watews w-was +upon t-the eawth. + +7-7:7 And N-Nyoah went in, and his ^-^ s-sons, and his wife, and his s-sons' wives +with him, into t-the awk, because of t-the watews of t-the fwood. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 O-Of cwean beasts, and of b-beasts that awe nyot cwean, and of f-fowws, +and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that cweepeth upon t-the eawth, 7:9 Thewe went in two +and two u-unto N-Nyoah into t-the awk, t-the m-mawe and t-the femawe, as God h-had +commanded Nyoah. + +7:10 And it came to pass aftew seven days, that t-the watews of t-the +fwood wewe upon t-the eawth. + +7:11 In t-the six hundwedth yeaw of Nyoah's w-wife, in t-the second m-month, +t-the seventeenth day of t-the m-month, t-the same day wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fountains +of t-the gweat (☆▽☆) d-deep bwoken up, and t-the windows of heaven wewe openyed. + +7:12 And t-the wain w-was upon t-the eawth f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights. + +7:13 In t-the sewfsame day entewed Nyoah, and S-Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, +t-the sons of Nyoah, and Nyoah's wife, and t-the thwee wives of his sons +with t-them, into t-the awk; 7:14 They, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cattwe aftew theiw (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing that +cweepeth upon t-the eawth aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foww aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy biwd of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowt. + +7:15 And they went in u-unto N-Nyoah into t-the awk, two and two of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +f-fwesh, whewein is t-the bweath of wife. + +7:16 And they that went in, went in m-mawe and f-femawe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, as +God h-had commanded him: and t-the WOWD s-shut him in. + +7:17 And t-the fwood w-was f-fowty days upon t-the eawth; and t-the watews +incweased, and bawe up t-the awk, and it w-was wift up a-above t-the eawth. + +7:18 And t-the watews pwevaiwed, and wewe incweased gweatwy upon t-the +eawth; and t-the awk went upon t-the f-face of t-the watews. + +xDD 7-7:19 And t-the watews p-pwevaiwed e-exceedingwy upon t-the eawth; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +high h-hiwws, that wewe undew t-the w-whowe heaven, wewe covewed. + +7:20 Fifteen cubits upwawd did t-the watews pwevaiw; and t-the mountains +wewe covewed. + +7:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh died that moved upon t-the eawth, both of foww, and +of cattwe, and of beast, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing that cweepeth +upon t-the eawth, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man: 7:22 Aww in whose n-nyostwiws w-was t-the +bweath of w-wife, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in t-the dwy wand, died. + +7:23 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving s-substance w-was destwoyed which w-was upon t-the f-face +of t-the g-gwound, both ^.^ m-man, and cattwe, and t-the c-cweeping things, and t-the +foww of t-the heaven; and they wewe destwoyed fwom t-the eawth: and N-Nyoah +onwy wemainyed awive, and they that wewe with him in t-the awk. + +7:24 And t-the watews p-pwevaiwed upon t-the eawth an hundwed and fifty +days. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And God wemembewed Nyoah, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving thing, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +cattwe that w-was with him in t-the awk: and God m-made a wind to pass o-ovew +t-the eawth, and t-the watews asswaged; 8-8:2 The fountains awso of t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep +and t-the windows of heaven wewe stopped, and t-the wain fwom heaven w-was +westwainyed; 8:3 And t-the watews wetuwnyed fwom off t-the eawth +continyuawwy: and aftew t-the end of t-the hundwed and fifty days t-the +watews wewe abated. + +8:4 And t-the awk wested in t-the seventh m-month, on t-the seventeenth day of +t-the m-month, upon t-the mountains of Awawat. + +8-8:5 And t-the watews decweased continyuawwy untiw t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth (o_O) m-month: in t-the +(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, on t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, wewe t-the tops of t-the +mountains (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. + +8:6 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of f-fowty days, that N-Nyoah openyed t-the +window of t-the awk which he h-had made: 8:7 And he sent fowth a w-waven, +which went fowth to and fwo, untiw t-the watews wewe dwied up fwom off +t-the eawth. + +8:8 Awso he sent fowth a dove fwom him, to s-see if t-the watews wewe +a-abated fwom off t-the f-face of t-the g-gwound; 8:9 But t-the dove f-found nyo w-west +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sowe of hew foot, and she wetuwnyed u-unto him into t-the awk, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the watews wewe on t-the f-face of t-the w-whowe eawth: t-then he put fowth his +hand, and took hew, and puwwed hew in u-unto him into t-the awk. + +8-8:10 And he stayed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet othew seven days; and again he sent fowth t-the +dove out of t-the awk; 8-8:11 And t-the dove came in to him in t-the evenying; +and, wo, in hew mouth w-was an owive weaf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) p-pwuckt off: so N-Nyoah knyew that +t-the watews wewe a-abated fwom off t-the eawth. + +8:12 And he stayed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet othew seven days; and sent fowth t-the (/ =ω=)/ d-dove; +which wetuwnyed nyot again u-unto him any mowe. + +8-8:13 And it came to pass in t-the six hundwedth and fiwst y-yeaw, in t-the +fiwst m-month, t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, t-the watews wewe dwied up fwom +off t-the eawth: and N-Nyoah w-wemoved t-the covewing of t-the awk, and wooked, +and, b-behowd, t-the f-face of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound w-was dwy. + +8:14 And in t-the second m-month, on t-the seven and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the +m-month, w-was t-the eawth dwied. + +8:15 And God spake u-unto Nyoah, s-saying, (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Go fowth of t-the awk, thou, +and thy wife, and thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy s-sons' wives with thee. + +8:17 Bwing fowth with thee {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving t-thing that is with thee, of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, both of foww, and of cattwe, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing +that cweepeth upon t-the eawth; that they may b-bweed abundantwy in t-the +eawth, and be fwuitfuw, and m-muwtipwy upon t-the eawth. + +8-8:18 And N-Nyoah went fowth, and his ^-^ s-sons, and his wife, and his s-sons' +wives with him: 8-8:19 Evewy beast, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping thing, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +foww, and whatsoevew cweepeth upon t-the eawth, aftew theiw kinds, went +fowth out of t-the awk. + +8:20 And N-Nyoah buiwded an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD; and took of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cwean +beast, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cwean foww, and offewed buwnt offewings on t-the +(o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +8-8:21 And t-the WOWD ^.^ *cuddles you* s-smewwed a sweet savouw; and t-the WOWD said in his +heawt, I wiww nyot again (O_O;) c-cuwse t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound any mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man's sake; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the imaginyation of man's heawt is eviw fwom his youth; nyeithew wiww I +again smite any mowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing wiving, as I have donye. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Whiwe t-the eawth wemainyeth, seedtime and hawvest, and cowd and +h-heat, and summew and wintew, and day and nyight shaww nyot cease. + +9:1 And God bwessed N-Nyoah and his ^-^ s-sons, and said u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be +fwuitfuw, and muwtipwy, and wepwenyish t-the eawth. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And t-the f-feaw of you and t-the dwead of you shaww be upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast +of t-the eawth, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foww of t-the aiw, upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that moveth +upon t-the eawth, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fishes of t-the sea; into youw hand awe +they dewivewed. + +9:3 Evewy moving t-thing that wiveth shaww be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; even as t-the +gween hewb have I given you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +9:4 But fwesh with t-the wife t-theweof, which is t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood t-theweof, shaww +ye nyot eat. + +9:5 And suwewy youw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of youw wives wiww I wequiwe; a-at t-the hand of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast wiww I wequiwe it, and a-at t-the hand of man; a-at t-the hand of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's b-bwothew wiww I wequiwe t-the wife of m-man. + +9:6 Whoso sheddeth man's bwood, by man shaww his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be shed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in +t-the i-image of God m-made he m-man. + +9:7 And y-you, be ye fwuitfuw, and muwtipwy; bwing fowth abundantwy in +t-the eawth, and m-muwtipwy thewein. + +9:8 And God spake u-unto Nyoah, and to his sons with him, s-saying, 9:9 And +I, b-behowd, I estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with y-you, and with youw seed aftew +you; (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving cweatuwe that is with y-you, of t-the +foww, of t-the cattwe, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the eawth with you; fwom +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that go out of t-the awk, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the eawth. + +9-9:11 And I wiww estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with y-you, nyeithew shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +fwesh be cut off any mowe by t-the watews of a f-fwood; nyeithew shaww +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any mowe be a fwood to d-destwoy t-the eawth. + +9:12 And God said, This is t-the token of t-the c-covenyant which I make +b-between m-me and you and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving cweatuwe that is with y-you, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +pewpetuaw genyewations: 9:13 I (^-^*)/ d-do s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bow in t-the c-cwoud, and it shaww +be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a token of a c-covenyant b-between m-me and t-the eawth. + +9-9:14 And it shaww come to pass, when I bwing a cwoud o-ovew t-the eawth, +that t-the bow shaww be s-seen in t-the cwoud: 9:15 And I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +c-covenyant, which is b-between m-me and you and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving cweatuwe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +fwesh; and t-the watews shaww nyo mowe become a fwood to d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +;;w;; f-fwesh. + +9:16 And t-the bow shaww be in t-the cwoud; and I wiww wook upon it, that +I may (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the evewwasting c-covenyant b-between God and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving +cweatuwe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh that is upon t-the eawth. + +9:17 And God said u-unto Nyoah, This is t-the token of t-the c-covenyant, which +I have estabwished b-between m-me and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh that is upon t-the eawth. + +9:18 And t-the sons of Nyoah, that went fowth of t-the awk, wewe S-Shem, and +Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Canyaan. + +9:19 These awe t-the thwee sons of Nyoah: and of t-them w-was t-the w-whowe eawth +ovewspwead. + +9:20 And N-Nyoah began to be an husbandman, and he pwanted a v-vinyeyawd: +9:21 And he d-dwank of t-the winye, and w-was dwunken; and he w-was u-uncovewed +within his tent. + +9:22 And Ham, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of C-Canyaan, saw t-the nyakednyess of his fathew, +and towd his two (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen without. + +9:23 And Shem and Japheth took a gawment, and w-waid it upon both theiw +shouwdews, and went backwawd, and covewed t-the nyakednyess of theiw +f-fathew; and theiw faces wewe backwawd, and they saw nyot theiw fathew's +nyakednyess. + +9:24 And N-Nyoah awoke fwom his winye, and knyew what his youngew son h-had +donye u-unto h-him. + +9:25 And he said, Cuwsed be Canyaan; a sewvant of (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww he be +u-unto his bwethwen. + +9:26 And he said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of Shem; and Canyaan shaww be +his sewvant. + +9:27 God shaww enwawge Japheth, and he shaww dweww in t-the tents of +Shem; and Canyaan shaww be his sewvant. + +9-9:28 And N-Nyoah w-wived aftew t-the fwood thwee hundwed and fifty yeaws. + +9:29 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of N-Nyoah wewe nyinye hundwed and fifty yeaws: and +he died. + +10:1 Nyow these awe t-the genyewations of t-the sons of Nyoah, S-Shem, Ham, and +Japheth: and u-unto t-them wewe sons bown aftew t-the fwood. + +1-10:2 The sons of Japheth; G-Gomew, and (＾• ω •＾) M-Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and +Tubaw, and Meshech, and Tiwas. + +10:3 And t-the sons of G-Gomew; A-Ashkenyaz, and Wiphath, and Togawmah. + +10:4 And t-the sons of Javan; Ewishah, and T-Tawshish, Kittim, and +Dodanyim. + +1-10:5 By these wewe t-the iswes of t-the G-Gentiwes d-divided in theiw wands; +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye aftew his tongue, aftew theiw famiwies, in theiw nyations. + +10:6 And t-the sons of Ham; Cush, and Mizwaim, and Phut, and Canyaan. + +10:7 And t-the sons of C-Cush; Seba, and Haviwah, and Sabtah, and Waamah, +and S-Sabtechah: and t-the sons of Waamah; Sheba, and Dedan. + +10:8 And Cush begat Nyimwod: he began to be a mighty onye in t-the eawth. + +10:9 He w-was a mighty huntew befowe t-the WOWD: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe it is said, +Even as Nyimwod t-the mighty huntew befowe t-the WOWD. + +10:10 And t-the beginnying of his kingdom w-was Babew, and Ewech, and +Accad, and Cawnyeh, in t-the wand of Shinyaw. + +1-10:11 Out of that wand went fowth Asshuw, and buiwded Nyinyeveh, and t-the +city Wehoboth, and Cawah, (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And Wesen b-between Nyinyeveh and Cawah: +t-the same is a gweat city. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And Mizwaim begat Wudim, and Anyamim, and Wehabim, and Nyaphtuhim, +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ P-Pathwusim, and (♡°▽°♡) C-Caswuhim, (out of whom came Phiwistim,) and +Caphtowim. + +10:15 And Canyaan begat (❤ω❤) S-Sidon his fiwst b-bown, and H-Heth, 1-10:16 And t-the +Jebusite, and t-the Amowite, and t-the Giwgasite, 1-10:17 And t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, +and t-the Awkite, and t-the Sinyite, 10:18 And t-the Awvadite, and t-the +Zemawite, and t-the Hamathite: and aftewwawd wewe t-the famiwies of t-the +Canyaanyites spwead abwoad. + +10:19 And t-the bowdew of t-the Canyaanyites w-was fwom S-Sidon, as t-thou comest +to Gewaw, u-unto G-Gaza; as t-thou goest, u-unto Sodom, and Gomowwah, and +Admah, and Zeboim, even u-unto Washa. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 These awe t-the sons of Ham, aftew theiw famiwies, aftew theiw +tongues, in theiw countwies, and in theiw nyations. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Unto Shem awso, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Ebew, t-the +b-bwothew of Japheth t-the ewdew, even to him wewe chiwdwen bown. + +10:22 The chiwdwen of Shem; Ewam, and Asshuw, and Awphaxad, and Wud, +and A-Awam. + +1-10:23 And t-the chiwdwen of Awam; Uz, and Huw, and Gethew, and Mash. + +10:24 And Awphaxad begat Sawah; and Sawah begat Ebew. + +10:25 And u-unto Ebew wewe bown two sons: t-the nyame of onye w-was Peweg; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +in his days w-was t-the eawth divided; and his bwothew's nyame w-was Joktan. + +10:26 And J-Joktan begat A-Awmodad, and Sheweph, and Hazawmaveth, and +Jewah, 10:27 And Hadowam, and Uzaw, and Dikwah, 1-10:28 And Obaw, and +Abimaew, and Sheba, 10:29 And Ophiw, and Haviwah, and J-Jobab: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +wewe t-the sons of Joktan. + +10:30 And theiw dwewwing w-was fwom (=①ω①=) M-Mesha, as t-thou goest u-unto (⌒▽⌒)☆ S-Sephaw a +mount of t-the east. + +10:31 These awe t-the sons of S-Shem, aftew theiw famiwies, aftew theiw +tongues, in theiw wands, aftew theiw nyations. + +10:32 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the sons of Nyoah, aftew theiw +genyewations, in theiw n-nyations: and by these wewe t-the nyations d-divided +in t-the eawth aftew t-the fwood. + +11:1 And t-the w-whowe eawth w-was of onye wanguage, and of onye speech. + +11:2 And it came to pass, as they jouwnyeyed fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, that they +f-found a pwain in t-the wand of Shinyaw; and they d-dwewt thewe. + +11:3 And they said onye to anyothew, Go t-to, wet us make bwick, and buwn +t-them thowoughwy. And they h-had bwick (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stonye, and swime h-had they (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +m-mowtew. + +11:4 And they said, Go t-to, wet us buiwd us a city and a towew, whose +top may w-weach u-unto heaven; and wet us make us a nyame, west we be +scattewed a-abwoad upon t-the f-face of t-the w-whowe eawth. + +11:5 And t-the WOWD came down to s-see t-the city and t-the towew, which t-the +chiwdwen of men buiwded. + +11:6 And t-the WOWD said, Behowd, t-the peopwe is o-onye, and they have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +onye wanguage; and this they b-begin to do: and nyow nyothing wiww be +westwainyed fwom t-them, which they have imaginyed to do. + +11:7 Go t-to, wet us go down, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe c-confound theiw wanguage, that +they may nyot undewstand onye a-anyothew's speech. + +11:8 S-So t-the WOWD scattewed t-them a-abwoad fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence upon t-the f-face of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: and they weft off to buiwd t-the city. + +11:9 Thewefowe is t-the nyame of it cawwed Babew; because t-the WOWD did +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe c-confound t-the wanguage of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence did t-the +WOWD scattew t-them a-abwoad upon t-the f-face of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +11:10 These awe t-the genyewations of Shem: Shem w-was an hundwed yeaws +o-owd, and begat Awphaxad two yeaws aftew t-the f-fwood: 11:11 And Shem +w-wived aftew he begat Awphaxad five hundwed yeaws, and begat sons and +daughtews. + +11:12 And Awphaxad w-wived five and thiwty yeaws, and begat Sawah: 11:13 +And Awphaxad w-wived aftew he begat Sawah fouw hundwed and thwee yeaws, +and begat sons and daughtews. + +11:14 And Sawah w-wived thiwty yeaws, and begat E-Ebew: 11:15 And Sawah +w-wived aftew he begat Ebew fouw hundwed and thwee yeaws, and begat sons +and daughtews. + +11:16 And Ebew w-wived fouw and thiwty yeaws, and begat Peweg: 11:17 And +Ebew w-wived aftew he begat Peweg fouw hundwed and thiwty yeaws, and +begat sons and daughtews. + +11:18 And Peweg w-wived thiwty yeaws, and begat Weu: 11:19 And Peweg +w-wived aftew he begat Weu two hundwed and nyinye yeaws, and begat sons +and daughtews. + +11:20 And Weu w-wived two and thiwty yeaws, and begat (╯✧▽✧)╯ S-Sewug: 11:21 And +Weu w-wived aftew he begat S-Sewug two hundwed and seven yeaws, and begat +sons and daughtews. + +11:22 And S-Sewug w-wived thiwty yeaws, and begat Nyahow: 1-11:23 And S-Sewug +w-wived aftew he begat Nyahow two hundwed yeaws, and begat sons and +daughtews. + +11:24 And Nyahow w-wived nyinye and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws, and begat (*・ω・)ﾉ *looks away* T-Tewah: 11:25 +And Nyahow w-wived aftew he begat Tewah an hundwed and nyinyeteen yeaws, +and begat sons and daughtews. + +11:26 And Tewah w-wived s-seventy yeaws, and begat (*^.^*) A-Abwam, Nyahow, and +H-Hawan. + +11:27 Nyow these awe t-the genyewations of (*・ω・)ﾉ *looks away* T-Tewah: Tewah begat (*^.^*) A-Abwam, +Nyahow, and Hawan; and Hawan begat Wot. + +11:28 And Hawan died befowe his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Tewah in t-the wand of his +nyativity, in U-Uw of t-the Chawdees. + +1-11:29 And Abwam and Nyahow took t-them wives: t-the nyame of Abwam's wife +w-was Sawai; and t-the nyame of Nyahow's wife, Miwcah, t-the daughtew of +Hawan, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Miwcah, and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Iscah. + +11:30 But Sawai w-was b-bawwen; she h-had nyo chiwd. + +11:31 And Tewah took Abwam his son, and W-Wot t-the son of Hawan his son's +son, and Sawai his daughtew in w-waw, his son Abwam's wife; and they +went fowth with t-them fwom U-Uw of t-the Chawdees, to go into t-the wand of +Canyaan; and they came u-unto Hawan, and d-dwewt thewe. + +11:32 And t-the days of Tewah wewe two hundwed and five yeaws: and Tewah +died in H-Hawan. + +12:1 Nyow t-the WOWD h-had said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, Get thee out of thy countwy, +and fwom thy kindwed, and fwom thy fathew's h-house, u-unto a wand that I +wiww s-shew t-thee: (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And I wiww make of thee a gweat nyation, and I +wiww bwess thee, and make thy nyame gweat; and t-thou shawt be a +bwessing: 12:3 And I wiww bwess t-them that bwess thee, and (O_O;) c-cuwse him +that cuwseth t-thee: and in thee shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww famiwies of t-the eawth be +bwessed. + +12:4 S-So Abwam depawted, as t-the WOWD h-had spoken u-unto h-him; and W-Wot went +with him: and Abwam w-was s-seventy and five yeaws o-owd when he depawted +out of H-Hawan. + +1-12:5 And Abwam took Sawai his wife, and W-Wot his bwothew's son, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw s-substance that they h-had gathewed, and t-the s-souws that they h-had +gotten in Hawan; and they went fowth to go into t-the wand of Canyaan; +and into t-the wand of Canyaan they came. + +12:6 And Abwam passed thwough t-the wand u-unto t-the pwace of Sichem, u-unto +t-the pwain of M-Moweh. And t-the Canyaanyite w-was t-then in t-the wand. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, and said, Unto thy seed wiww I +g-give this wand: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe buiwded he an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD, who +appeawed u-unto h-him. + +12:8 And he w-wemoved fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence u-unto a mountain on t-the east of Bethew, +and (✯◡✯) p-pitched his tent, h-having Bethew on t-the west, and Hai on t-the east: +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he buiwded an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD, and cawwed upon t-the nyame +of t-the WOWD. + +12:9 And Abwam jouwnyeyed, g-going on stiww towawd t-the south. + +12:10 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a faminye in t-the wand: and Abwam went down into +Egypt to sojouwn thewe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faminye w-was gwievous in t-the wand. + +1-12:11 And it came to pass, when he w-was come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to entew into Egypt, +that he said u-unto Sawai his wife, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I knyow that t-thou awt a +f-faiw woman to wook upon: 12:12 Thewefowe it shaww come to pass, when +t-the Egyptians shaww s-see thee, that they shaww say, This is his wife: +and they wiww kiww me, but they wiww s-save thee awive. + +12:13 S-Say, I p-pway thee, t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew: that it may be w-weww with +m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww wive because of thee. + +12:14 And it came to pass, that, when Abwam w-was come into Egypt, t-the +Egyptians behewd t-the woman that she w-was vewy faiw. + +1-12:15 The pwinces awso of Phawaoh saw hew, and c-commended hew befowe +Phawaoh: and t-the woman w-was taken into Phawaoh's house. + +12:16 And he e-entweated Abwam w-weww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew sake: and he h-had sheep, and +oxen, and he asses, and m-mensewvants, and maidsewvants, and she asses, +and camews. + +12:17 And t-the WOWD (*≧ω≦*) p-pwagued Phawaoh and his house with gweat pwagues +because of Sawai Abwam's wife. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 And Phawaoh cawwed Abwam and said, What is this that t-thou hast +donye u-unto m-me? why didst t-thou nyot teww m-me that she w-was thy wife? 12:19 +Why s-saidst thou, She is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew? so I m-might have taken hew to m-me to +wife: nyow thewefowe (x_x)V b-behowd thy wife, o(>ω<)o t-take hew, and go thy way. + +12:20 And Phawaoh commanded his men c-concewnying him: and they sent him +away, and his wife, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had. + +13:1 And Abwam went up out of Egypt, he, and his wife, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he +had, and W-Wot with him, into t-the south. + +13:2 And Abwam w-was vewy wich in cattwe, in s-siwvew, and in gowd. + +13:3 And he went on his jouwnyeys fwom t-the south even to Bethew, u-unto +t-the pwace whewe his >_> t-tent h-had b-been a-at t-the beginnying, b-between Bethew and +Hai; 13:4 Unto t-the pwace of t-the awtaw, which he h-had make (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-at t-the +fiwst: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Abwam cawwed on t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + +13:5 And W-Wot awso, which went with (*^.^*) A-Abwam, h-had >w< f-fwocks, and h-hewds, and +tents. + +13:6 And t-the wand w-was nyot abwe to beaw t-them, that they m-might dweww +togethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw s-substance w-was g-gweat, so that they couwd nyot dweww +togethew. + +13:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a stwife b-between t-the (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen of Abwam's cattwe and +t-the (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen of Wot's cattwe: and t-the Canyaanyite and t-the Pewizzite +d-dwewwed t-then in t-the wand. + +13:8 And Abwam said u-unto Wot, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo stwife, I p-pway thee, +b-between m-me and thee, and b-between o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen and thy hewdmen; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we be +bwethwen. + +13:9 Is nyot t-the w-whowe wand befowe thee? sepawate xDD t-thysewf, I p-pway thee, +fwom me: if t-thou wiwt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the weft hand, t-then I wiww go to t-the wight; +ow if t-thou depawt to t-the wight hand, t-then I wiww go to t-the weft. + +1-13:10 And W-Wot w-wifted up his eyes, and behewd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwain of Jowdan, +that it w-was w-weww watewed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe, befowe t-the WOWD destwoyed Sodom +and Gomowwah, even as t-the gawden of t-the WOWD, w-wike t-the wand of Egypt, +as t-thou comest u-unto Zoaw. + +1-13:11 T-Then W-Wot chose him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwain of Jowdan; and W-Wot jouwnyeyed +east: and they sepawated themsewves t-the onye fwom t-the o-othew. + +13:12 Abwam d-dwewwed in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and W-Wot d-dwewwed in t-the +c-cities of t-the pwain, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent towawd Sodom. + +13:13 But t-the men of Sodom wewe wicked and sinnyews befowe t-the WOWD +exceedingwy. + +13:14 And t-the WOWD said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, aftew that W-Wot w-was sepawated fwom +him, W-Wift up nyow thinye eyes, and wook fwom t-the pwace whewe t-thou awt +nyowthwawd, and southwawd, and eastwawd, and westwawd: 13:15 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wand which t-thou seest, to thee wiww I g-give it, and to thy seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +1-13:16 And I wiww make thy seed as t-the dust of t-the eawth: so that if a +man c-can (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the dust of t-the eawth, t-then shaww thy seed awso be +nyumbewed. + +13:17 Awise, wawk thwough t-the wand in t-the wength of it and in t-the +bweadth of it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww g-give it u-unto thee. + +13:18 T-Then Abwam w-wemoved his tent, and came and d-dwewt in t-the pwain of +Mamwe, which is in Hebwon, and b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +14:1 And it came to pass in t-the days of Amwaphew king of Shinyaw, +Awioch king of Ewwasaw, C-Chedowwaomew king of Ewam, and Tidaw king of +nyations; 14:2 That these m-made waw with Bewa king of Sodom, and with +Biwsha king of Gomowwah, Shinyab king of Admah, and Shemebew king of +Zeboiim, and t-the king of Bewa, which is Zoaw. + +14:3 Aww these wewe j-joinyed togethew in t-the vawe of Siddim, which is +t-the sawt sea. + +14:4 T-Twewve yeaws they sewved Chedowwaomew, and in t-the thiwteenth yeaw +they w-webewwed. + +1-14:5 And in t-the fouwteenth yeaw came Chedowwaomew, and t-the kings that +wewe with him, and smote t-the Wephaims in A-Ashtewoth Kawnyaim, and t-the +Zuzims in Ham, and t-the E-Emins in Shaveh Kiwiathaim, 14:6 And t-the +H-Howites in theiw mount Seiw, u-unto Ewpawan, which is by t-the wiwdewnyess. + +14:7 And they wetuwnyed, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and +smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy of t-the Amawekites, and awso t-the A-Amowites, that +d-dwewt in Hazezontamaw. + +14:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out t-the king of Sodom, and t-the king of Gomowwah, +and t-the king of Admah, and t-the king of Zeboiim, and t-the king of Bewa +(-(the same is ♡(｡- ω -) *twerks* Z-Zoaw;) and they j-joinyed battwe with t-them in t-the vawe of +Siddim; 14:9 With C-Chedowwaomew t-the king of Ewam, and with Tidaw king +of n-nyations, and Amwaphew king of Shinyaw, and Awioch king of E-Ewwasaw; +fouw kings with five. + +14:10 And t-the vawe of S-Siddim w-was f-fuww of swimepits; and t-the kings of +Sodom and Gomowwah fwed, and feww thewe; and they that wemainyed fwed +to t-the mountain. + +14:11 And they took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goods of Sodom and Gomowwah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +victuaws, and went theiw way. + +1-14:12 And they took Wot, Abwam's bwothew's son, who d-dwewt in Sodom, +and his goods, and depawted. + +14:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came onye that h-had escaped, and towd Abwam t-the Hebwew; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he d-dwewt in t-the pwain of Mamwe t-the Amowite, b-bwothew of E-Eshcow, and +b-bwothew of Anyew: and these wewe {{ (>_<) }} c-confedewate with Abwam. + +14:14 And when Abwam heawd that his b-bwothew w-was taken captive, he +awmed his twainyed sewvants, bown in his own h-house, thwee hundwed and +eighteen, and puwsued t-them u-unto Dan. + +1-14:15 And he d-divided himsewf against t-them, he and his sewvants, by +nyight, and smote t-them, and puwsued t-them u-unto Hobah, which is on t-the +weft hand of D-Damascus. + +14:16 And he b-bwought back (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goods, and awso b-bwought again his +b-bwothew Wot, and his goods, and t-the w-women awso, and t-the peopwe. + +14:17 And t-the king of Sodom went out to meet him aftew his (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom +t-the swaughtew of Chedowwaomew, and of t-the kings that wewe with him, a-at +t-the vawwey of Shaveh, which is t-the king's dawe. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And Mewchizedek king of Sawem b-bwought fowth bwead and winye: and +he w-was t-the pwiest of t-the most high God. + +1-14:19 And he bwessed him, and said, Bwessed be Abwam of t-the most high +G-God, possessow of heaven and eawth: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And bwessed be t-the most high +G-God, which hath dewivewed thinye enyemies into thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he gave him +tithes of aww. + +1-14:21 And t-the king of Sodom said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, Give m-me t-the p-pewsons, and +o(>ω<)o t-take t-the goods to thysewf. + +14:22 And Abwam said to t-the king of Sodom, I have wift up minye hand +u-unto t-the WOWD, t-the most high G-God, t-the possessow of heaven and eawth, +14:23 That I wiww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take fwom a thwead even to a shoewatchet, and +that I wiww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take any t-thing that is thinye, west t-thou shouwdest say, +I have m-made Abwam w-wich: 14:24 Save onwy that which t-the young men have +eaten, and t-the powtion of t-the men which went with me, Anyew, E-Eshcow, +and Mamwe; wet t-them o(>ω<)o t-take theiw powtion. + +15:1 Aftew these things t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Abwam in a +vision, s-saying, Feaw nyot, Abwam: I am thy s-shiewd, and thy exceeding +gweat wewawd. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And Abwam said, WOWD G-God, what wiwt t-thou g-give me, seeing I go +chiwdwess, and t-the stewawd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house is this Ewiezew of Damascus? +1-15:3 And Abwam said, Behowd, to m-me t-thou hast given nyo seed: and, wo, +onye bown in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house is minye heiw. + +:3 1-15:4 And, b-behowd, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto him, s-saying, This +shaww nyot be thinye heiw; but he that shaww come fowth out of thinye own +b-bowews shaww be thinye heiw. + +1-15:5 And he b-bwought him fowth abwoad, and said, Wook nyow towawd +heaven, and teww t-the s-staws, if t-thou be abwe to (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew (=`ω´=) t-them: and he +said u-unto him, S-So shaww thy seed be. + +15:6 And he bewieved in t-the WOWD; and he c-counted it to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +15:7 And he said u-unto him, I am t-the WOWD that b-bwought thee out of U-Uw +of t-the Chawdees, to g-give thee this wand to i-inhewit it. + +15:8 And he said, WOWD G-God, wheweby shaww I knyow that I shaww i-inhewit +it? 15:9 And he said u-unto him, Take m-me an heifew of thwee yeaws o-owd, +and a she goat of thwee yeaws o-owd, and a wam of thwee yeaws o-owd, and a +tuwtwedove, and a young pigeon. + +15:10 And he took u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these, and d-divided t-them in t-the midst, +and w-waid each piece onye against anyothew: but t-the biwds d-divided he n-nyot. + +15:11 And when t-the f-fowws came down upon t-the cawcases, Abwam (o_O)! d-dwove t-them +away. + +15:12 And when t-the sun w-was g-going down, a (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep feww upon Abwam; +and, wo, an howwow of gweat dawknyess feww upon h-him. + +1-15:13 And he said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, K-Knyow of a s-suwety that thy seed shaww be +a stwangew in a wand that is nyot theiw's, and shaww sewve t-them; and +they shaww affwict t-them fouw hundwed yeaws; 15:14 And awso that +nyation, whom they shaww sewve, wiww I judge: and aftewwawd shaww they +come out with gweat substance. + +15:15 And t-thou shawt go to thy f-fathews in peace; t-thou shawt be buwied +in a g-good o-owd age. + +15:16 But in t-the fouwth genyewation they shaww come hithew ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the i-inyiquity of t-the Amowites is nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet fuww. + +15:17 And it came to pass, that, when t-the sun went down, and it w-was +dawk, (x_x)V b-behowd a smoking fuwnyace, and a b-buwnying wamp that passed b-between +those pieces. + +15:18 In t-the same day t-the WOWD m-made a c-covenyant with (*^.^*) A-Abwam, s-saying, +Unto thy seed have I given this wand, fwom t-the wivew of Egypt u-unto t-the +gweat wivew, t-the wivew E-Euphwates: 1-15:19 The Kenyites, and t-the +Kenyizzites, and t-the Kadmonyites, 1-15:20 And t-the Hittites, and t-the +Pewizzites, and t-the Wephaims, 15:21 And t-the A-Amowites, and t-the +Canyaanyites, and t-the Giwgashites, and t-the Jebusites. + +16:1 Nyow Sawai Abwam's wife bawe him nyo chiwdwen: and she h-had an +h-handmaid, an Egyptian, whose nyame w-was Hagaw. + +16:2 And Sawai said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, t-the WOWD hath westwainyed +m-me fwom beawing: I p-pway thee, go in u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my maid; it may be that I may +obtain chiwdwen by hew. And Abwam heawkenyed to t-the voice of S-Sawai. + +16:3 And Sawai Abwam's wife took H-Hagaw hew m-maid t-the Egyptian, aftew +Abwam h-had d-dwewt t-ten yeaws in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and gave hew to hew +h-husband Abwam to be his wife. + +16:4 And he went in u-unto Hagaw, and she c-conceived: and when she saw +that she h-had conceived, hew mistwess w-was (>_<) d-despised in hew eyes. + +16:5 And Sawai said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, My w-wwong be upon t-thee: I have given o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +m-maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she h-had conceived, I w-was +(>_<) d-despised in hew eyes: t-the WOWD j-judge b-between m-me and thee. + +1-16:6 But Abwam said u-unto Sawai, Behowd, thy m-maid is in thinye hand; (^-^*)/ d-do +to hew as it pweaseth thee. And when Sawai d-deawt hawdwy with hew, she +fwed fwom hew (￣ω￣) f-face. + +16:7 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD f-found hew by a fountain of w-watew in t-the +wiwdewnyess, by t-the fountain in t-the w-way to Shuw. + +16:8 And he said, Hagaw, Sawai's maid, whence camest thou? and whithew +wiwt t-thou go? And she said, I fwee fwom t-the f-face of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mistwess S-Sawai. + +1-16:9 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto hew, W-Wetuwn to thy mistwess, +and submit t-thysewf undew hew hands. + +1-16:10 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto hew, I wiww m-muwtipwy thy +seed e-exceedingwy, that it shaww nyot be nyumbewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +16:11 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto hew, Behowd, t-thou awt with +c-chiwd and shawt beaw a son, and shawt caww his nyame Ishmaew; because +t-the WOWD hath heawd thy affwiction. + +1-16:12 And he wiww be a wiwd man; his hand wiww be against {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, +and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's hand against h-him; and he shaww dweww in t-the pwesence +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bwethwen. + +16:13 And she cawwed t-the nyame of t-the WOWD that spake u-unto hew, T-Thou +God seest me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she said, H-Have I awso hewe wooked aftew him that +seeth m-me? 1-16:14 Whewefowe t-the w-weww w-was cawwed Beewwahaiwoi; b-behowd, +it is b-between K-Kadesh and Bewed. + +xDD 1-16:15 And H-Hagaw bawe Abwam a son: and Abwam cawwed his son's nyame, +which H-Hagaw bawe, I-Ishmaew. + +16:16 And Abwam w-was fouwscowe and six yeaws o-owd, when H-Hagaw bawe +Ishmaew to Abwam. + +17:1 And when Abwam w-was nyinyety yeaws o-owd and nyinye, t-the WOWD appeawed +to (*^.^*) A-Abwam, and said u-unto him, I am t-the Awmighty God; wawk befowe me, +and be t-thou p-pewfect. + +17:2 And I wiww make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant b-between m-me and thee, and wiww +m-muwtipwy thee exceedingwy. + +17:3 And Abwam feww on his f-face: and God t-tawked with him, s-saying, 17:4 +As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant is with thee, and t-thou shawt be a +o(>ω<)o f-fathew of many nyations. + +17:5 N-Nyeithew shaww thy nyame any mowe be cawwed (*^.^*) A-Abwam, but thy nyame +shaww be Abwaham; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a o(>ω<)o f-fathew of many nyations have I m-made thee. + +17:6 And I wiww make thee exceeding fwuitfuw, and I wiww make nyations +of thee, and kings shaww come out of thee. + +17:7 And I wiww estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant b-between m-me and thee and thy seed +aftew thee in theiw genyewations (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an evewwasting c-covenyant, to be a +God u-unto thee, and to thy seed aftew thee. + +1-17:8 And I wiww g-give u-unto thee, and to thy seed aftew thee, t-the wand +whewein t-thou awt a s-stwangew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of C-Canyaan, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +evewwasting possession; and I wiww be theiw God. + +17:9 And God said u-unto A-Abwaham, T-Thou shawt keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant thewefowe, +thou, and thy seed aftew thee in theiw genyewations. + +17:10 This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant, which ye shaww k-keep, b-between m-me and you and +thy seed aftew thee; Evewy man c-chiwd among you shaww be c-ciwcumcised. + +17:11 And ye shaww ciwcumcise t-the fwesh of youw foweskin; and it shaww +be a token of t-the c-covenyant b-betwixt m-me and you. + +17:12 And he that is eight days o-owd shaww be ciwcumcised among y-you, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man c-chiwd in youw genyewations, he that is bown in t-the h-house, ow +bought with monyey of any s-stwangew, which is nyot of thy seed. + +17:13 He that is bown in thy h-house, and he that is bought with thy +monyey, (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds be ciwcumcised: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant shaww be in youw +fwesh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an evewwasting covenyant. + +17:14 And t-the u-unciwcumcised man c-chiwd whose fwesh of his foweskin is +nyot (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, that souw shaww be cut off fwom his peopwe; he hath +bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my covenyant. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And God said u-unto A-Abwaham, As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sawai thy wife, t-thou shawt nyot +caww hew nyame Sawai, but Sawah shaww hew nyame be. + +17:16 And I wiww bwess hew, and g-give thee a son awso of hew: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I +wiww bwess hew, and she shaww be a mothew of nyations; kings of peopwe +shaww be of hew. + +17:17 T-Then A-Abwaham feww upon his face, and waughed, and said in his +heawt, Shaww a c-chiwd be bown u-unto him that is an hundwed yeaws owd? +and shaww S-Sawah, that is nyinyety yeaws o-owd, beaw? 17:18 And A-Abwaham +said u-unto G-God, O-O that Ishmaew m-might wive befowe thee! 17:19 And God +said, Sawah thy wife shaww beaw thee a son indeed; and t-thou shawt caww +his nyame Isaac: and I wiww estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +evewwasting c-covenyant, and with his seed aftew h-him. + +17:20 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Ishmaew, I have heawd t-thee: Behowd, I have bwessed +him, and wiww make him fwuitfuw, and wiww m-muwtipwy him e-exceedingwy; +twewve pwinces shaww he beget, and I wiww make him a gweat n-nyation. + +17:21 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant wiww I estabwish with Isaac, which Sawah shaww +beaw u-unto thee a-at this s-set time in t-the nyext y-yeaw. + +17:22 And he weft off tawking with him, and God went up fwom (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +17:23 And A-Abwaham took Ishmaew his son, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe bown in his +h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe bought with his monyey, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe among t-the +men of Abwaham's h-house; and ciwcumcised t-the fwesh of theiw foweskin in +t-the sewfsame day, as God h-had said u-unto h-him. + +17:24 And A-Abwaham w-was nyinyety yeaws o-owd and nyinye, when he w-was +ciwcumcised in t-the fwesh of his foweskin. + +17:25 And Ishmaew his son w-was thiwteen yeaws o-owd, when he w-was +ciwcumcised in t-the fwesh of his foweskin. + +17:26 In t-the sewfsame day w-was A-Abwaham (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, and Ishmaew his +(＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +17:27 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of his h-house, bown in t-the h-house, and bought with +monyey of t-the s-stwangew, wewe ciwcumcised with h-him. + +18:1 And t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto him in t-the pwains of Mamwe: and he sat +in t-the >_> t-tent doow in t-the heat of t-the >_> d-day; 18:2 And he wift up his eyes +and wooked, and, wo, thwee men s-stood by him: and when he saw t-them, he +wan to meet t-them fwom t-the >_> t-tent d-doow, and b-bowed himsewf towawd t-the +g-gwound, 18:3 And said, My WOWD, if nyow I have f-found favouw in thy +s-sight, pass nyot away, I p-pway thee, fwom thy sewvant: 18:4 Wet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +watew, I p-pway y-you, be fetched, and w-wash youw feet, and w-west youwsewves +undew t-the twee: 18:5 And I wiww fetch a m-mowsew of bwead, and comfowt +ye youw heawts; aftew that ye shaww pass on: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thewefowe awe ye come +to youw sewvant. And they said, S-So do, as t-thou hast said. + +18:6 And A-Abwaham h-hastenyed into t-the >_> t-tent u-unto S-Sawah, and said, Make +weady quickwy thwee measuwes of finye m-meaw, knyead it, and make c-cakes +upon t-the heawth. + +18:7 And A-Abwaham wan u-unto t-the hewd, and fetcht a cawf tendew and g-good, +and gave it u-unto a young man; and he hasted to dwess it. + +18:8 And he took b-buttew, and miwk, and t-the cawf which he h-had dwessed, +and s-set it befowe t-them; and he s-stood by t-them undew t-the twee, and they +did eat. + +18:9 And they said u-unto him, Whewe is Sawah thy wife? And he said, +Behowd, in t-the tent. + +18:10 And he said, I wiww cewtainwy (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto thee a-accowding to t-the +time of wife; and, wo, Sawah thy wife shaww have a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And Sawah +heawd it in t-the >_> t-tent d-doow, which w-was behind h-him. + +1-18:11 Nyow A-Abwaham and Sawah wewe o-owd and w-weww s-stwicken in age; and it +ceased to be with Sawah aftew t-the m-mannyew of w-women. + +18:12 Thewefowe Sawah w-waughed within hewsewf, s-saying, Aftew I am (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed +o-owd shaww I have p-pweasuwe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd being o-owd awso? 18:13 And t-the WOWD +said u-unto A-Abwaham, Whewefowe did Sawah waugh, s-saying, Shaww I of a +s-suwety beaw a chiwd, which am owd? 18:14 Is any t-thing too hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the WOWD? {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the time appointed I wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto thee, a-accowding to +t-the time of w-wife, and Sawah shaww have a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +18:15 T-Then Sawah denyied, s-saying, I w-waughed n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she w-was afwaid. +And he said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but t-thou didst waugh. + +18:16 And t-the men w-wose up fwom thence, and wooked towawd S-Sodom: and +A-Abwaham went with t-them to bwing t-them on t-the way. + +18:17 And t-the WOWD said, Shaww I hide fwom A-Abwaham that t-thing which I +do; 18:18 Seeing that A-Abwaham shaww suwewy become a gweat and mighty +nyation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations of t-the eawth shaww be bwessed in h-him? +18:19 Fow I knyow him, that he wiww command his chiwdwen and his +(o-_-o) h-househowd aftew him, and they shaww keep t-the w-way of t-the WOWD, to (^-^*)/ d-do +justice and judgment; that t-the WOWD may bwing upon A-Abwaham that which +he hath spoken of h-him. + +18:20 And t-the WOWD said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of Sodom and Gomowwah is +g-gweat, and because theiw sin is vewy gwievous; 1-18:21 I wiww go down +n-nyow, and s-see whethew they have donye awtogethew a-accowding to t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of +it, which is come u-unto m-me; and if nyot, I wiww knyow. + +18:22 And t-the men (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw faces fwom thence, and went towawd +S-Sodom: but A-Abwaham s-stood (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet befowe t-the WOWD. + +1-18:23 And A-Abwaham dwew nyeaw, and said, Wiwt t-thou awso d-destwoy t-the +wighteous with t-the wicked? 18:24 Pewadventuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be fifty +wighteous within t-the city: wiwt t-thou awso d-destwoy and nyot spawe t-the +pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fifty wighteous that awe thewein? 18:25 That be faw +fwom thee to (^-^*)/ d-do aftew this m-mannyew, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wighteous with t-the +wicked: and that t-the wighteous shouwd be as t-the w-wicked, that be faw +fwom t-thee: Shaww nyot t-the Judge of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth (^-^*)/ d-do wight? 18:26 And +t-the WOWD said, If I f-find in Sodom fifty wighteous within t-the city, +t-then I wiww spawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes. + +18:27 And A-Abwaham answewed and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I have taken upon m-me +to speak u-unto t-the WOWD, which am but dust and ashes: 18:28 +Pewadventuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww wack five of t-the fifty w-wighteous: wiwt t-thou +d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wack of five? And he said, If I f-find (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +f-fowty and five, I wiww nyot d-destwoy it. + +18:29 And he spake u-unto him (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, and said, Pewadventuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be f-fowty f-found thewe. And he said, I wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fowty's +sake. + +18:30 And he said u-unto him, O-Oh wet nyot t-the WOWD be angwy, and I wiww +speak: Pewadventuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww thiwty be f-found thewe. And he said, I +wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do it, if I f-find thiwty thewe. + +18:31 And he said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I have taken upon m-me to speak u-unto t-the +WOWD: Pewadventuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty f-found thewe. And he said, I +wiww nyot d-destwoy it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow twenty's sake. + +(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 And he said, O-Oh wet nyot t-the WOWD be angwy, and I wiww speak (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +but this once: Pewadventuwe t-ten shaww be f-found thewe. And he said, I +wiww nyot d-destwoy it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ten's sake. + +(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 And t-the WOWD went his way, as soon as he h-had weft communying with +Abwaham: and A-Abwaham wetuwnyed u-unto his pwace. + +19:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came two angews to Sodom a-at even; and W-Wot sat in t-the +gate of S-Sodom: and W-Wot seeing t-them w-wose up to meet t-them; and he b-bowed +himsewf with his f-face towawd t-the g-gwound; 19:2 And he said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, tuwn in, I p-pway y-you, into youw sewvant's h-house, and tawwy +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight, and w-wash youw feet, and ye shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up e-eawwy, and go on +youw w-ways. And they said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but we wiww abide in t-the stweet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +nyight. + +19:3 And he pwessed upon t-them gweatwy; and they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in u-unto him, +and entewed into his h-house; and he m-made t-them a f-feast, and did ;;w;; b-bake +unweavenyed bwead, and they did eat. + +19:4 But befowe they way down, t-the men of t-the city, even t-the men of +Sodom, compassed t-the house wound, both o-owd and (O.O) y-young, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy quawtew: 19:5 And they cawwed u-unto Wot, and said u-unto him, +Whewe awe t-the men which came in to thee this nyight? bwing t-them out +u-unto u-us, that we may knyow them. + +1-19:6 And W-Wot went out a-at t-the doow u-unto t-them, and s-shut t-the doow aftew +him, 19:7 And said, I p-pway y-you, bwethwen, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot so wickedwy. + +19:8 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I have two daughtews which have nyot knyown man; wet +me, I p-pway y-you, bwing t-them out u-unto y-you, and (^-^*)/ d-do ye to t-them as is g-good +in youw eyes: onwy u-unto these men (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thewefowe came they +undew t-the shadow of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woof. + +19:9 And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This onye f-fewwow +came in to sojouwn, and he wiww nyeeds be a judge: nyow wiww we d-deaw +wowse with thee, than with them. And they pwessed sowe upon t-the ^.^ m-man, +even Wot, and came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to bweak t-the d-doow. + +19:10 But t-the men put fowth theiw hand, and puwwed W-Wot into t-the house +to t-them, and s-shut to t-the d-doow. + +1-19:11 And they smote t-the men that wewe a-at t-the doow of t-the house with +bwindnyess, both smaww and (=`ω´=) g-gweat: so that they weawied themsewves to +f-find t-the d-doow. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And t-the men said u-unto Wot, Hast t-thou hewe any besides? son in +w-waw, and thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and whatsoevew t-thou hast in t-the +city, bwing t-them out of this p-pwace: 19:13 Fow we wiww d-destwoy this +pwace, because t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-them is waxen gweat befowe t-the f-face of t-the +WOWD; and t-the WOWD hath sent us to d-destwoy it. + +19:14 And W-Wot went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and spake u-unto his sons in w-waw, which mawwied +his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and said, Up, get you out of this pwace; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +wiww d-destwoy this city. But he seemed as onye that mocked u-unto his sons +in waw. + +19:15 And when t-the mownying a-awose, t-then t-the angews h-hastenyed Wot, +s-saying, Awise, o(>ω<)o t-take thy wife, and thy two (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, which awe hewe; +west t-thou be consumed in t-the i-inyiquity of t-the city. + +19:16 And whiwe he wingewed, t-the men w-waid h-howd upon his hand, and upon +t-the hand of his wife, and upon t-the hand of his two daughtews; t-the WOWD +being m-mewcifuw u-unto him: and they b-bwought him fowth, and s-set him +without t-the city. + +19:17 And it came to pass, when they h-had b-bwought t-them fowth abwoad, +that he said, E-Escape (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wife; wook nyot behind thee, nyeithew stay +t-thou in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwain; escape to t-the mountain, west t-thou be consumed. + +19:18 And W-Wot said u-unto t-them, O-Oh, nyot so, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD: 19:19 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, +thy sewvant hath f-found gwace in thy s-sight, and t-thou hast m-magnyified thy +m-mewcy, which t-thou hast shewed u-unto m-me in saving o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife; and I c-cannyot +escape to t-the mountain, west s-some eviw o(>ω<)o t-take me, and I die: 19:20 +(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, this city is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to fwee u-unto, and it is a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onye: +O-Oh, wet m-me escape thithew, (-(is it nyot a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onye?) and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww +w-wive. + +19:21 And he said u-unto him, See, I have accepted thee c-concewnying this +t-thing awso, that I wiww nyot ovewthwow this city, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the which t-thou +hast spoken. + +1-19:22 H-Haste thee, escape thithew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I c-cannyot (^-^*)/ d-do anything tiww t-thou +be come thithew. Thewefowe t-the nyame of t-the city w-was cawwed Zoaw. + +19:23 The sun w-was wisen upon t-the eawth when W-Wot entewed into Zoaw. + +19:24 T-Then t-the WOWD wainyed upon Sodom and upon Gomowwah (っ˘ω˘ς ) b-bwimstonye and +fiwe fwom t-the WOWD out of heaven; 19:25 And he ovewthwew those cities, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwain, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the cities, and that +which gwew upon t-the gwound. + +19:26 But his wife wooked back fwom behind him, and she became a +piwwaw of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-sawt. + +19:27 And A-Abwaham gat up eawwy in t-the mownying to t-the pwace whewe he +s-stood befowe t-the WOWD: 19:28 And he wooked towawd Sodom and Gomowwah, +and towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of t-the pwain, and behewd, and, wo, t-the smoke +of t-the c-countwy went up as t-the smoke of a fuwnyace. + +19:29 And it came to pass, when God destwoyed t-the c-cities of t-the pwain, +that God wemembewed A-Abwaham, and sent W-Wot out of t-the m-midst of t-the +ovewthwow, when he ovewthwew t-the c-cities in t-the which W-Wot d-dwewt. + +1-19:30 And W-Wot went up out of Zoaw, and d-dwewt in t-the mountain, and his +two daughtews with h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he feawed to dweww in Zoaw: and he d-dwewt +in a cave, he and his two daughtews. + +19:31 And t-the fiwstbown said u-unto t-the youngew, O-Ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew is o-owd, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a man in t-the eawth to come in u-unto us aftew t-the m-mannyew of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: 19:32 Come, wet us make ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew dwink winye, and we +wiww w-wie with him, that we may pwesewve seed of ouw fathew. + +19:33 And they m-made theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew dwink winye that nyight: and t-the +fiwstbown went in, and way with hew f-fathew; and he pewceived nyot when +she way down, (=`ω´=) n-nyow when she awose. + +19:34 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that t-the fiwstbown said u-unto +t-the youngew, Behowd, I way yestewnyight with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: wet us make him +dwink winye this nyight awso; and go t-thou in, and w-wie with him, that we +may pwesewve seed of ouw fathew. + +19:35 And they m-made theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew dwink winye that nyight awso: and t-the +youngew a-awose, and way with h-him; and he pewceived nyot when she way +down, (=`ω´=) n-nyow when she awose. + +19:36 T-Thus wewe both t-the daughtews of W-Wot with c-chiwd by theiw fathew. + +19:37 And t-the fiwst bown bawe a son, and cawwed his nyame M-Moab: t-the +same is t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the Moabites u-unto this d-day. + +19:38 And t-the youngew, she awso bawe a son, and cawwed his nyame +Benyammi: t-the same is t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon u-unto this +d-day. + +20:1 And A-Abwaham jouwnyeyed fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence towawd t-the south countwy, and +d-dwewwed b-between K-Kadesh and Shuw, and s-sojouwnyed in Gewaw. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And A-Abwaham said of Sawah his wife, She is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew: and +A-Abimewech king of Gewaw sent, and took Sawah. + +20:3 But God came to A-Abimewech in a dweam by nyight, and said to him, +Behowd, t-thou awt but a dead ^.^ m-man, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the woman which t-thou hast taken; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she is a man's wife. + +20:4 But A-Abimewech h-had nyot come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw hew: and he said, WOWD, wiwt t-thou +(✧∀✧)/ s-sway awso a wighteous nyation? 20:5 Said he nyot u-unto me, She is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sistew? and she, even she hewsewf said, He is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew: in t-the +:33 i-integwity of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt and innyocency of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands have I donye this. + +20:6 And God said u-unto him in a dweam, Yea, I knyow that t-thou didst +this in t-the :33 i-integwity of thy heawt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I awso withhewd thee fwom +sinnying against me: thewefowe suffewed I thee nyot to touch hew. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Nyow thewefowe westowe t-the man his wife; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a pwophet, and +he shaww p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and t-thou shawt w-wive: and if t-thou westowe hew +nyot, knyow t-thou that t-thou shawt suwewy die, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe +thinye. + +20:8 Thewefowe A-Abimewech w-wose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +sewvants, and towd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things in theiw eaws: and t-the men wewe +sowe afwaid. + +20:9 T-Then A-Abimewech cawwed A-Abwaham, and said u-unto him, What hast t-thou +donye u-unto us? and what have I o-offended thee, that t-thou hast b-bwought on +m-me and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom a gweat s-sin? t-thou hast donye deeds u-unto m-me that +ought nyot to be donye. + +20:10 And A-Abimewech said u-unto A-Abwaham, What sawest thou, that t-thou +hast donye this thing? 2-20:11 And A-Abwaham said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I t-thought, +S-Suwewy t-the f-feaw of God is nyot in this pwace; and they wiww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife's sake. + +2-20:12 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet indeed she is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew; she is t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fathew, but nyot t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew; and she became o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. + +2-20:13 And it came to pass, when God caused m-me to wandew fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fathew's h-house, that I said u-unto hew, This is thy k-kindnyess which t-thou +shawt s-shew u-unto m-me; a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace whithew we shaww come, say of me, +He is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew. + +2-20:14 And A-Abimewech took sheep, and oxen, and m-mensewvants, and +womensewvants, and gave t-them u-unto A-Abwaham, and westowed him Sawah his +wife. + +2-20:15 And A-Abimewech said, Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand is befowe t-thee: dweww whewe +it pweaseth thee. + +20:16 And u-unto Sawah he said, Behowd, I have given thy b-bwothew a +t-thousand pieces of siwvew: b-behowd, he is to thee a covewing of t-the +eyes, u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe with thee, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew: thus she w-was +wepwoved. + +2-20:17 S-So A-Abwaham pwayed u-unto G-God: and God heawed Abimewech, and his +wife, and his m-maidsewvants; and they bawe chiwdwen. + +20:18 Fow t-the WOWD h-had fast cwosed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wombs of t-the house of +Abimewech, because of Sawah Abwaham's wife. + +21:1 And t-the WOWD v-visited Sawah as he h-had said, and t-the WOWD did u-unto +Sawah as he h-had spoken. + +21:2 Fow Sawah conceived, and bawe A-Abwaham a son in his o-owd (￣ω￣) a-age, a-at +t-the s-set time of which God h-had spoken to h-him. + +21:3 And A-Abwaham cawwed t-the nyame of his son that w-was bown u-unto him, +whom Sawah bawe to him, Isaac. + +21:4 And A-Abwaham ciwcumcised his son Isaac being eight days o-owd, as +God h-had commanded h-him. + +21:5 And A-Abwaham w-was an hundwed yeaws o-owd, when his son Isaac w-was bown +u-unto h-him. + +2-21:6 And Sawah said, God hath m-made m-me to waugh, so that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that h-heaw +wiww waugh with me. + +21:7 And she said, Who w-wouwd have said u-unto A-Abwaham, that Sawah shouwd +have given chiwdwen suck? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have bown him a son in his o-owd age. + +21:8 And t-the c-chiwd gwew, and w-was weanyed: and A-Abwaham m-made a gweat +(♡°▽°♡) f-feast t-the same day that Isaac w-was weanyed. + +21:9 And Sawah saw t-the son of H-Hagaw t-the Egyptian, which she h-had bown +u-unto A-Abwaham, mocking. + +21:10 Whewefowe she said u-unto A-Abwaham, Cast out this bondwoman and hew +son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the son of this bondwoman shaww nyot be h-heiw with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, even +with Isaac. + +21:11 And t-the t-thing w-was vewy gwievous in Abwaham's sight because of +his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +21:12 And God said u-unto A-Abwaham, Wet it nyot be gwievous in thy sight +because of t-the wad, and because of thy bondwoman; in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Sawah +hath said u-unto thee, heawken u-unto hew v-voice; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in Isaac shaww thy +seed be cawwed. + +2-21:13 And awso of t-the son of t-the bondwoman wiww I make a nyation, +because he is thy seed. + +21:14 And A-Abwaham w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and took bwead, and a +bottwe of watew, and gave it u-unto Hagaw, putting it on hew (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, +and t-the chiwd, and sent hew (☆ω☆) a-away: and she depawted, and OwO w-wandewed in +t-the wiwdewnyess of Beewsheba. + +2-21:15 And t-the w-watew w-was spent in t-the bottwe, and she cast t-the c-chiwd +undew onye of t-the shwubs. + +21:16 And she went, and sat hew down o-ovew against him a g-good w-way off, +as it wewe a bow shot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she said, Wet m-me nyot s-see t-the death of t-the +chiwd. And she sat o-ovew against him, and wift up hew voice, and wept. + +21:17 And God heawd t-the voice of t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ w-wad; and t-the angew of God cawwed +to H-Hagaw out of heaven, and said u-unto hew, What aiweth thee, Hagaw? +f-feaw n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath heawd t-the voice of t-the wad whewe he is. + +2-21:18 Awise, wift up t-the wad, and h-howd him in thinye hand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww +make him a gweat n-nyation. + +2-21:19 And God openyed hew eyes, and she saw a w-weww of watew; and she +went, and fiwwed t-the bottwe with watew, and gave t-the wad d-dwink. + +21:20 And God w-was with t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ w-wad; and he gwew, and d-dwewt in t-the +wiwdewnyess, and became an :3 a-awchew. + +21:21 And he d-dwewt in t-the wiwdewnyess of Pawan: and his mothew took him +a wife out of t-the wand of Egypt. + +2-21:22 And it came to pass a-at that time, that A-Abimewech and Phichow t-the +chief c-captain of his \(★ω★)/ h-host spake u-unto A-Abwaham, s-saying, God is with thee +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou doest: 21:23 Nyow thewefowe sweaw u-unto m-me hewe by God +that t-thou wiwt nyot d-deaw fawsewy with me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +son's son: but a-accowding to t-the k-kindnyess that I have donye u-unto thee, +t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto me, and to t-the wand whewein t-thou hast sojouwnyed. + +21:24 And A-Abwaham said, I wiww sweaw. + +21:25 And A-Abwaham wepwoved A-Abimewech because of a w-weww of watew, which +Abimewech's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants h-had viowentwy taken away. + +21:26 And A-Abimewech said, I wot nyot who hath donye this thing; nyeithew +didst t-thou teww me, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet heawd I of it, but to d-day. + +21:27 And A-Abwaham took sheep and oxen, and gave t-them u-unto Abimewech; +and both of t-them m-made a covenyant. + +21:28 And A-Abwaham s-set seven ewe w-wambs of t-the fwock by themsewves. + +21:29 And A-Abimewech said u-unto A-Abwaham, What mean these seven ewe w-wambs +which t-thou hast s-set by themsewves? 2-21:30 And he said, Fow these seven +ewe w-wambs shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, that they may be a witnyess u-unto +me, that I have digged this weww. + +21:31 Whewefowe he cawwed that pwace Beewsheba; because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they +swawe both of them. + +21:32 T-Thus they m-made a c-covenyant a-at Beewsheba: t-then A-Abimewech w-wose up, +and Phichow t-the chief c-captain of his host, and they wetuwnyed into t-the +wand of t-the Phiwistinyes. + +21:33 And A-Abwaham pwanted a gwove in Beewsheba, and cawwed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe on +t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, t-the evewwasting God. + +21:34 And A-Abwaham s-sojouwnyed in t-the (♡°▽°♡) P-Phiwistinyes' wand many days. + +22:1 And it came to pass aftew these things, that God did t-tempt +A-Abwaham, and said u-unto him, Abwaham: and he said, Behowd, hewe I am. + +2-22:2 And he said, Take nyow thy son, thinye onwy son Isaac, whom t-thou +wovest, and get thee into t-the wand of Mowiah; and offew him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a buwnt offewing upon onye of t-the mountains which I wiww teww thee of. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And A-Abwaham w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and saddwed his ass, +and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave +t-the w-wood (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt o-offewing, and w-wose up, and went u-unto t-the pwace +of which God h-had towd h-him. + +22:4 T-Then on t-the thiwd day A-Abwaham w-wifted up his eyes, and saw t-the +pwace afaw off. + +2-22:5 And A-Abwaham said u-unto his young men, Abide ye hewe with t-the ass; +and I and t-the wad wiww go yondew and wowship, and come again to you. + +22:6 And A-Abwaham took t-the w-wood of t-the buwnt o-offewing, and w-waid it upon +Isaac his son; and he took t-the fiwe in his hand, and a knyife; and they +went both of t-them togethew. + +22:7 And Isaac spake u-unto A-Abwaham his fathew, and said, My fathew: and +he said, Hewe am I, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And he said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the fiwe and t-the w-wood: +but whewe is t-the wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing? 22:8 And A-Abwaham said, My +son, God wiww pwovide himsewf a wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: so they +went both of t-them togethew. + +22:9 And they came to t-the pwace which God h-had towd him o-of; and A-Abwaham +b-buiwt an awtaw thewe, and w-waid t-the w-wood in owdew, and b-bound Isaac his +son, and w-waid him on t-the awtaw upon t-the wood. + +22:10 And A-Abwaham stwetched fowth his hand, and took t-the k-knyife to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway +his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +22:11 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD cawwed u-unto him out of heaven, and +said, A-Abwaham, Abwaham: and he said, Hewe am I. + +22:12 And he said, Way nyot thinye hand upon t-the wad, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou +any t-thing u-unto him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow I knyow that t-thou f-feawest G-God, seeing t-thou +hast nyot withhewd thy son, thinye onwy son fwom me. + +22:13 And A-Abwaham w-wifted up his eyes, and wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd behind +him a wam caught in a thicket by his howns: and A-Abwaham went and took +t-the wam, and offewed him up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing in t-the stead of his +(＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +22:14 And A-Abwaham cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace J-Jehovahjiweh: as it is +said to this day, In t-the mount of t-the WOWD it shaww be (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. + +22:15 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD cawwed u-unto A-Abwaham out of heaven t-the +second time, 22:16 And said, By mysewf have I swown, saith t-the WOWD, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow because t-thou hast donye this thing, and hast nyot withhewd thy son, +thinye onwy son: (^人^) 2-22:17 That in bwessing I wiww bwess thee, and in +muwtipwying I wiww m-muwtipwy thy seed as t-the staws of t-the heaven, and +as t-the sand which is upon t-the sea s-showe; and thy seed shaww possess +t-the gate of his enyemies; 22:18 And in thy seed shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations +of t-the eawth be bwessed; because t-thou hast obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. + +22:19 S-So A-Abwaham wetuwnyed u-unto his young men, and they w-wose up and +went togethew to Beewsheba; and A-Abwaham d-dwewt a-at Beewsheba. + +22:20 And it came to pass aftew these things, that it w-was towd +A-Abwaham, s-saying, Behowd, Miwcah, she hath awso bown chiwdwen u-unto thy +b-bwothew N-Nyahow; 22:21 Huz his f-fiwstbown, and B-Buz his bwothew, and +Kemuew t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Awam, 2-22:22 And Chesed, and Hazo, and Piwdash, +and (o･ω･o) *shuffles closer* J-Jidwaph, and Bethuew. + +22:23 And Bethuew begat Webekah: these eight Miwcah did beaw to Nyahow, +Abwaham's bwothew. + +22:24 And his concubinye, whose nyame w-was Weumah, she bawe awso Tebah, +and Gaham, and Thahash, and M-Maachah. + +23:1 And Sawah w-was an hundwed and seven and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws owd: these +wewe t-the yeaws of t-the wife of Sawah. + +23:2 And Sawah died in Kiwjathawba; t-the same is H-Hebwon in t-the wand of +C-Canyaan: and A-Abwaham came to m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow S-Sawah, and to weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew. + +23:3 And A-Abwaham s-stood up fwom befowe his dead, and spake u-unto t-the +sons of H-Heth, s-saying, 23:4 I am a stwangew and a sojouwnyew with you: +g-give m-me a ^.^ p-possession of a buwyingpwace with y-you, that I may buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +dead out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. + +23:5 And t-the chiwdwen of Heth answewed A-Abwaham, saying u-unto him, 23:6 +Heaw u-us, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd: t-thou awt a mighty pwince among us: in t-the choice of +ouw sepuwchwes buwy thy dead; nyonye of us shaww withhowd fwom thee his +sepuwchwe, but that t-thou mayest buwy thy dead. + +2-23:7 And A-Abwaham s-stood up, and b-bowed himsewf to t-the peopwe of t-the +wand, even to t-the chiwdwen of Heth. + +2-23:8 And he communyed with t-them, s-saying, If it be youw mind that I +shouwd buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dead out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight; h-heaw me, and intweat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to +E-Ephwon t-the son of Zohaw, 23:9 That he may g-give m-me t-the c-cave of +Machpewah, which he h-hath, which is in t-the end of his fiewd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as +m-much monyey as it is wowth he shaww g-give it m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession of a +buwyingpwace a-amongst you. + +23:10 And E-Ephwon d-dwewt among t-the chiwdwen of Heth: and E-Ephwon t-the +Hittite answewed A-Abwaham in t-the audience of t-the chiwdwen of H-Heth, even +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that went in a-at t-the gate of his city, s-saying, 23:11 Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd, h-heaw me: t-the fiewd g-give I thee, and t-the c-cave that is thewein, I +g-give it thee; in t-the pwesence of t-the sons of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe g-give I it t-thee: +buwy thy dead. + +23:12 And A-Abwaham b-bowed down himsewf befowe t-the peopwe of t-the wand. + +2-23:13 And he spake u-unto E-Ephwon in t-the audience of t-the peopwe of t-the +wand, s-saying, But if t-thou wiwt g-give it, I p-pway thee, h-heaw me: I wiww +g-give thee monyey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiewd; o(>ω<)o t-take it of me, and I wiww buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dead +thewe. + +23:14 And E-Ephwon answewed A-Abwaham, saying u-unto him, 23:15 My wowd, +heawken u-unto me: t-the wand is wowth fouw hundwed shekews of s-siwvew; +what is that b-betwixt m-me and thee? buwy thewefowe thy dead. + +23:16 And A-Abwaham heawkenyed u-unto ♡(｡- ω -) E-Ephwon; and A-Abwaham weighed to E-Ephwon +t-the s-siwvew, which he h-had nyamed in t-the audience of t-the sons of H-Heth, +fouw hundwed shekews of s-siwvew, cuwwent monyey with t-the mewchant. + +23:17 And t-the fiewd of E-Ephwon which w-was in Machpewah, which w-was befowe +Mamwe, t-the fiewd, and t-the c-cave which w-was thewein, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees +that wewe in t-the fiewd, that wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-bowdews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, wewe +m-made suwe 23:18 Unto A-Abwaham (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession in t-the pwesence of t-the +chiwdwen of H-Heth, befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that went in a-at t-the gate of his city. + +23:19 And aftew this, A-Abwaham buwied Sawah his wife in t-the c-cave of t-the +fiewd of (o^ ^o) M-Machpewah befowe Mamwe: t-the same is H-Hebwon in t-the wand of +Canyaan. + +23:20 And t-the fiewd, and t-the c-cave that is thewein, wewe m-made suwe u-unto +A-Abwaham (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession of a buwyingpwace by t-the sons of Heth. + +2-24:1 And A-Abwaham w-was o-owd, and w-weww s-stwicken in a-age: and t-the WOWD h-had +bwessed A-Abwaham in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +24:2 And A-Abwaham said u-unto his (・_・ヾ e-ewdest sewvant of his h-house, that wuwed +o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had, Put, I p-pway thee, thy hand undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thigh: 24:3 +And I wiww make thee sweaw by t-the WOWD, t-the God of heaven, and t-the God +of t-the eawth, that t-thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take a wife u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son of t-the +daughtews of t-the Canyaanyites, among whom I dweww: 2-24:4 But t-thou shawt +go u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my countwy, and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed, and o(>ω<)o t-take a wife u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son +Isaac. + +24:5 And t-the sewvant said u-unto him, Pewadventuwe t-the woman wiww nyot be +wiwwing to fowwow m-me u-unto this wand: (* ^ ω ^) m-must I nyeeds bwing thy son again +u-unto t-the wand fwom whence t-thou camest? 24:6 And A-Abwaham said u-unto +him, Bewawe t-thou that t-thou bwing nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son thithew again. + +24:7 The WOWD God of heaven, which took m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's h-house, and +fwom t-the wand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed, and which spake u-unto me, and that swawe +u-unto me, s-saying, Unto thy seed wiww I g-give this wand; he shaww send +his angew befowe thee, and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take a wife u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son fwom +thence. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And if t-the woman wiww nyot be wiwwing to fowwow thee, t-then t-thou +shawt be ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw fwom this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my oath: onwy bwing nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son thithew again. + +24:9 And t-the sewvant put his hand undew t-the thigh of A-Abwaham his +mastew, and swawe to him c-concewnying that mattew. + +24:10 And t-the sewvant took t-ten c-camews of t-the c-camews of his mastew, and +depawted; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goods of his mastew wewe in his hand: and he +a-awose, and went to Mesopotamia, u-unto t-the city of Nyahow. + +24:11 And he m-made his c-camews to knyeew down without t-the city by a w-weww +of w-watew a-at t-the time of t-the evenying, even t-the time that w-women go out +to d-dwaw watew. + +24:12 And he said O-O WOWD God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew A-Abwaham, I p-pway thee, send +m-me g-good speed this day, and s-shew k-kindnyess u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 Behowd, I stand hewe by t-the w-weww of watew; and t-the daughtews of +t-the men of t-the city come out to d-dwaw watew: 24:14 And wet it come to +pass, that t-the damsew to whom I shaww say, Wet down thy pitchew, I +p-pway thee, that I may dwink; and she shaww say, Dwink, and I wiww g-give +thy c-camews dwink awso: wet t-the same be she that t-thou hast appointed +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant Isaac; and theweby shaww I knyow that t-thou hast shewed +k-kindnyess u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew. + +24:15 And it came to pass, befowe he h-had donye s-speaking, that, b-behowd, +Webekah came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, who w-was bown to Bethuew, son of Miwcah, t-the wife of +Nyahow, Abwaham's bwothew, with hew p-pitchew upon hew shouwdew. + +24:16 And t-the damsew w-was vewy f-faiw to wook u-upon, a viwgin, nyeithew h-had +any man knyown hew: and she went down to t-the weww, and fiwwed hew +pitchew, and came (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +24:17 And t-the sewvant wan to meet hew, and said, Wet me, I p-pway thee, +dwink a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-watew of thy pitchew. + +24:18 And she said, Dwink, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd: and she hasted, and wet down hew +p-pitchew upon hew hand, and gave him d-dwink. + +24:19 And when she h-had donye giving him dwink, she said, I wiww d-dwaw +w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy c-camews awso, untiw they have donye dwinking. + +24:20 And she hasted, and emptied hew p-pitchew into t-the twough, and wan +again u-unto t-the w-weww to d-dwaw watew, and dwew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his camews. + +24:21 And t-the man ( =ω=)..nyaa *teleports behind you* w-wondewing a-at hew hewd his p-peace, to wit whethew t-the +WOWD h-had m-made his jouwnyey p-pwospewous ow n-nyot. + +2-24:22 And it came to pass, as t-the c-camews h-had donye dwinking, that t-the +man took a gowden eawwing of hawf a shekew weight, and two bwacewets +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew h-hands of t-ten shekews w-weight of gowd; 24:23 And said, Whose +daughtew awt thou? teww me, I p-pway t-thee: is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe woom in thy fathew's +house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to wodge in? 24:24 And she said u-unto him, I am t-the +daughtew of Bethuew t-the son of Miwcah, which she bawe u-unto Nyahow. + +24:25 She said moweovew u-unto him, We have both >_> s-stwaw and pwovendew +(T_T) *cries* e-enyough, and woom to wodge in. + +24:26 And t-the man b-bowed down his head, and w-wowshipped t-the WOWD. + +2-24:27 And he said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew A-Abwaham, who +hath nyot weft destitute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew of his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and his twuth: I being +in t-the way, t-the WOWD w-wed m-me to t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's bwethwen. + +(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 And t-the damsew wan, and towd t-them of hew (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's house these +things. + +24:29 And Webekah h-had a bwothew, and his nyame w-was W-Waban: and Waban wan +out u-unto t-the ^.^ m-man, u-unto t-the weww. + +24:30 And it came to pass, when he saw t-the eawwing and bwacewets upon +his sistew's hands, and when he heawd t-the w-wowds of Webekah his sistew, +s-saying, T-Thus spake t-the man u-unto m-me; that he came u-unto t-the man; and, +b-behowd, he s-stood by t-the c-camews a-at t-the weww. + +24:31 And he said, Come in, t-thou bwessed of t-the WOWD; (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe +standest t-thou w-without? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have pwepawed t-the h-house, and woom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +camews. + +2-24:32 And t-the man came into t-the house: and he ungiwded his camews, and +gave >_> s-stwaw and pwovendew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the camews, and w-watew to w-wash his feet, +and t-the men's feet that wewe with h-him. + +24:33 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was s-set meat befowe him to eat: but he said, I wiww +nyot eat, untiw I have towd minye (≧◡≦) *giggles shyly* e-ewwand. And he said, Speak o-on. + +24:34 And he said, I am Abwaham's sewvant. + +24:35 And t-the WOWD hath bwessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew gweatwy; and he is become +(=`ω´=) g-gweat: and he hath given him >w< f-fwocks, and h-hewds, and s-siwvew, and gowd, +and m-mensewvants, and maidsewvants, and camews, and a-asses. + +24:36 And Sawah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's wife bawe a son to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew when she w-was +owd: and u-unto him hath he given (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-hath. + +24:37 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew m-made m-me sweaw, s-saying, T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take a wife +to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son of t-the daughtews of t-the Canyaanyites, in whose wand I dweww: +24:38 But t-thou shawt go u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's h-house, and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed, and +o(>ω<)o t-take a wife u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +24:39 And I said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, Pewadventuwe t-the woman wiww nyot +fowwow me. + +24:40 And he said u-unto me, The WOWD, befowe whom I wawk, wiww send his +angew with thee, and p-pwospew thy way; and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take a wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed, and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house: 24:41 T-Then shawt t-thou +be ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw fwom this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o-oath, when t-thou comest to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed; and if +they g-give nyot thee o-onye, t-thou shawt be ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my oath. + +24:42 And I came this day u-unto t-the weww, and said, O-O WOWD God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mastew A-Abwaham, if nyow t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do p-pwospew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way which I go: 24:43 +Behowd, I stand by t-the w-weww of watew; and it shaww come to pass, that +when t-the viwgin cometh fowth to d-dwaw watew, and I say to hew, Give me, +I p-pway thee, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-watew of thy p-pitchew to dwink; 2-24:44 And she say +to me, Both dwink thou, and I wiww awso d-dwaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy camews: wet t-the +same be t-the woman whom t-the WOWD hath appointed out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's +(＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +24:45 And befowe I h-had donye speaking in minye heawt, b-behowd, Webekah +came fowth with hew p-pitchew on hew shouwdew; and she went down u-unto +t-the weww, and dwew watew: and I said u-unto hew, Wet m-me dwink, I p-pway +thee. + +2-24:46 And she m-made haste, and wet down hew p-pitchew fwom hew (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, +and said, Dwink, and I wiww g-give thy c-camews dwink awso: so I dwank, +and she m-made t-the c-camews dwink awso. + +24:47 And I asked hew, and said, Whose daughtew awt thou? And she +said, t-the daughtew of Bethuew, Nyahow's son, whom Miwcah bawe u-unto him: +and I put t-the eawwing upon hew face, and t-the bwacewets upon hew hands. + +24:48 And I b-bowed down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head, and w-wowshipped t-the WOWD, and bwessed +t-the WOWD God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew A-Abwaham, which h-had w-wed m-me in t-the wight w-way +to o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's bwothew's daughtew u-unto his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +2-24:49 And nyow if ye wiww d-deaw kindwy and t-twuwy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, teww +me: and if nyot, teww m-me; that I may tuwn to t-the wight hand, ow to t-the +weft. + +24:50 T-Then Waban and Bethuew answewed and said, The t-thing p-pwoceedeth +fwom t-the WOWD: we c-cannyot speak u-unto thee (＃￣ω￣) b-bad ow good. + +24:51 Behowd, Webekah is befowe thee, o(>ω<)o t-take hew, and go, and wet hew be +thy mastew's son's wife, as t-the WOWD hath spoken. + +2-24:52 And it came to pass, that, when Abwaham's sewvant heawd theiw +wowds, he w-wowshipped t-the WOWD, bowing himsewf to t-the eawth. + +2-24:53 And t-the sewvant b-bwought fowth jewews of s-siwvew, and jewews of +gowd, and waiment, and gave t-them to Webekah: he gave awso to hew +b-bwothew and to hew mothew (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things. + +2-24:54 And they did e-eat and dwink, he and t-the men that wewe with him, +and t-tawwied (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight; and they w-wose up in t-the m-mownying, and he said, +Send m-me away u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew. + +2-24:55 And hew b-bwothew and hew mothew said, Wet t-the damsew abide with +us a f-few days, a-at t-the weast ten; aftew that she shaww go. + +24:56 And he said u-unto t-them, Hindew m-me nyot, seeing t-the WOWD hath +pwospewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my way; send m-me away that I may go to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew. + +24:57 And they said, We wiww caww t-the damsew, and enquiwe a-at hew +mouth. + +24:58 And they cawwed Webekah, and said u-unto hew, Wiwt t-thou go with +this man? And she said, I wiww go. + +24:59 And they sent away Webekah theiw sistew, and hew nyuwse, and +Abwaham's s-sewvant, and his m-men. + +24:60 And they bwessed Webekah, and said u-unto hew, T-Thou awt ouw +sistew, be t-thou t-the mothew of thousands of m-miwwions, and wet thy seed +possess t-the gate of those which hate them. + +24:61 And Webekah a-awose, and hew damsews, and they w-wode upon t-the +camews, and f-fowwowed t-the man: and t-the sewvant took Webekah, and went +his way. + +24:62 And Isaac came fwom t-the w-way of t-the w-weww Wahaiwoi; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he d-dwewt +in t-the south countwy. + +24:63 And Isaac went out to meditate in t-the fiewd a-at t-the eventide: and +he w-wifted up his eyes, and saw, and, b-behowd, t-the c-camews wewe coming. + +24:64 And Webekah w-wifted up hew eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she +wighted off t-the camew. + +24:65 Fow she h-had said u-unto t-the s-sewvant, What man is this that w-wawketh +in t-the fiewd to meet us? And t-the sewvant h-had said, I-It is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew: +thewefowe she took a v-vaiw, and covewed hewsewf. + +24:66 And t-the sewvant towd Isaac (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that he h-had donye. + +24:67 And Isaac b-bwought hew into his mothew Sawah's tent, and took +Webekah, and she became his wife; and he woved hew: and Isaac w-was +c-comfowted aftew his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's death. + +2-25:1 T-Then again A-Abwaham took a wife, and hew nyame w-was Ketuwah. + +25:2 And she bawe him Zimwan, and Jokshan, and (=①ω①=) *cries* M-Medan, and Midian, and +Ishbak, and Shuah. + +25:3 And Jokshan begat Sheba, and Dedan. And t-the sons of Dedan wewe +Asshuwim, and Wetushim, and Weummim. + +25:4 And t-the sons of Midian; E-Ephah, and Ephew, and Hanyoch, and Abidah, +and Ewdaah. Aww these wewe t-the chiwdwen of Ketuwah. + +25:5 And A-Abwaham gave (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had u-unto Isaac. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 But u-unto t-the sons of t-the UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, which A-Abwaham had, A-Abwaham +gave gifts, and sent t-them away fwom Isaac his son, whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wived, +eastwawd, u-unto t-the east countwy. + +25:7 And these awe t-the days of t-the yeaws of Abwaham's wife which he +w-wived, an hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and f-fifteen yeaws. + +25:8 T-Then A-Abwaham gave up t-the g-ghost, and died in a g-good o-owd (￣ω￣) a-age, an +o-owd ^.^ m-man, and f-fuww of yeaws; and w-was gathewed to his peopwe. + +25:9 And his sons Isaac and Ishmaew buwied him in t-the c-cave of +Machpewah, in t-the fiewd of E-Ephwon t-the son of Zohaw t-the Hittite, which +is befowe Mamwe; 25:10 The fiewd which A-Abwaham (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased of t-the sons +of Heth: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was A-Abwaham b-buwied, and Sawah his wife. + +25:11 And it came to pass aftew t-the death of A-Abwaham, that God bwessed +his son Isaac; and Isaac d-dwewt by t-the w-weww Wahaiwoi. + +25:12 Nyow these awe t-the genyewations of I-Ishmaew, Abwaham's son, whom +H-Hagaw t-the Egyptian, Sawah's h-handmaid, bawe u-unto Abwaham: 25:13 And +these awe t-the nyames of t-the sons of I-Ishmaew, by theiw nyames, a-accowding +to theiw genyewations: t-the fiwstbown of I-Ishmaew, Nyebajoth; and Kedaw, +and Adbeew, and Mibsam, 25:14 And Mishma, and Dumah, and M-Massa, 25:15 +Hadaw, and Tema, Jetuw, Nyaphish, and K-Kedemah: 25:16 These awe t-the sons +of I-Ishmaew, and these awe theiw nyames, by theiw t-towns, and by theiw +castwes; twewve pwinces a-accowding to theiw nyations. + +2-25:17 And these awe t-the yeaws of t-the wife of I-Ishmaew, an hundwed and +thiwty and seven yeaws: and he gave up t-the g-ghost and died; and w-was +gathewed u-unto his peopwe. + +25:18 And they d-dwewt fwom Haviwah u-unto Shuw, that is befowe Egypt, as +t-thou goest towawd Assywia: and he died in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +bwethwen. + +25:19 And these awe t-the genyewations of Isaac, Abwaham's son: A-Abwaham +begat Isaac: 25:20 And Isaac w-was f-fowty yeaws o-owd when he took Webekah +to wife, t-the daughtew of Bethuew t-the S-Sywian of P-Padanyawam, t-the s-sistew +to Waban t-the Sywian. + +25:21 And Isaac intweated t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wife, because she w-was +bawwen: and t-the WOWD w-was intweated of him, and Webekah his wife +conceived. + +25:22 And t-the chiwdwen stwuggwed togethew within hew; and she said, If +it be so, why am I thus? And she went to enquiwe of t-the WOWD. + +25:23 And t-the WOWD said u-unto hew, Two nyations awe in thy womb, and two +m-mannyew of peopwe shaww be sepawated fwom thy bowews; and t-the onye +peopwe shaww be stwongew than t-the othew peopwe; and t-the ewdew shaww +sewve t-the youngew. + +2-25:24 And when hew days to be dewivewed wewe fuwfiwwed, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wewe t-twins in hew womb. + +25:25 And t-the fiwst came out wed, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o-ovew w-wike an (＞ｍ＜) *sweats* h-haiwy gawment; and +they cawwed his nyame E-Esau. + +25:26 And aftew that came his b-bwothew (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and his hand took h-howd on +E-Esau's heew; and his nyame w-was cawwed Jacob: and Isaac w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe +yeaws o-owd when she bawe them. + +25:27 And t-the b-boys gwew: and E-Esau w-was a cunnying h-huntew, a man of t-the +fiewd; and J-Jacob w-was a pwain ^.^ m-man, dwewwing in tents. + +25:28 And Isaac woved Esau, because he did e-eat of his venyison: but +Webekah woved Jacob. + +2-25:29 And J-Jacob sod pottage: and E-Esau came fwom t-the fiewd, and he w-was +faint: 2-25:30 And E-Esau said to Jacob, F-Feed me, I p-pway thee, with that +same (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed pottage; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am faint: thewefowe w-was his nyame cawwed (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +25:31 And J-Jacob said, Seww m-me this day thy biwthwight. + +25:32 And E-Esau said, Behowd, I am a-at t-the point to die: and what pwofit +shaww this biwthwight (^-^*)/ d-do to m-me? 25:33 And J-Jacob said, Sweaw to m-me +this >_> d-day; and he swawe u-unto him: and he sowd his biwthwight u-unto +Jacob. + +25:34 T-Then J-Jacob gave E-Esau bwead and pottage of wentiwes; and he did +e-eat and dwink, and w-wose up, and went his w-way: thus E-Esau (>_<) d-despised his +biwthwight. + +26:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a faminye in t-the wand, beside t-the fiwst faminye that +w-was in t-the days of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. And Isaac went u-unto A-Abimewech king of t-the +Phiwistinyes u-unto Gewaw. + +26:2 And t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto him, and said, Go nyot down into Egypt; +dweww in t-the wand which I shaww teww thee o-of: 26:3 S-Sojouwn in this +wand, and I wiww be with thee, and wiww bwess thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee, and +u-unto thy seed, I wiww g-give (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these countwies, and I wiww pewfowm t-the +o-oath which I swawe u-unto A-Abwaham thy f-fathew; (*^.^*) 2-26:4 And I wiww make thy +seed to m-muwtipwy as t-the staws of heaven, and wiww g-give u-unto thy seed +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these countwies; and in thy seed shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations of t-the +eawth be bwessed; 26:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that A-Abwaham obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and kept +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chawge, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waws. + +26:6 And Isaac d-dwewt in Gewaw: 26:7 And t-the men of t-the pwace asked him +of his wife; and he said, She is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he feawed to say, She +is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife; w-west, said he, t-the men of t-the pwace shouwd kiww m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Webekah; because she w-was f-faiw to wook (*ﾉωﾉ) *looks at you* u-upon. + +26:8 And it came to pass, when he h-had b-been (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a wong time, that +A-Abimewech king of t-the Phiwistinyes wooked out a-at a window, and saw, +and, b-behowd, Isaac w-was spowting with Webekah his wife. + +26:9 And A-Abimewech cawwed Isaac, and said, Behowd, of a s-suwety she is +thy wife; and how s-saidst thou, She is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew? And Isaac said u-unto +him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I said, West I die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew. + +26:10 And A-Abimewech said, What is this t-thou hast donye u-unto us? onye of +t-the peopwe m-might wightwy have wien with thy wife, and t-thou shouwdest +have b-bwought guiwtinyess upon us. + +2-26:11 And A-Abimewech c-chawged (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, s-saying, He that toucheth +this man ow his wife shaww suwewy be put to death. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 T-Then Isaac sowed in that wand, and weceived in t-the same yeaw an +hundwedfowd: and t-the WOWD bwessed h-him. + +26:13 And t-the man (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed g-gweat, and went fowwawd, and gwew untiw he +became vewy (=`ω´=) g-gweat: 26:14 Fow he h-had ^.^ p-possession of >w< f-fwocks, and +^.^ p-possession of h-hewds, and gweat stowe of sewvants: and t-the Phiwistinyes +envied h-him. + +26:15 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wewws which his fathew's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants h-had digged in t-the +days of A-Abwaham his fathew, t-the Phiwistinyes h-had |･ω･) s-stopped t-them, and +fiwwed t-them with eawth. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 And A-Abimewech said u-unto Isaac, Go fwom us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt m-much +mightiew than w-we. + +26:17 And Isaac depawted thence, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent in t-the vawwey of +Gewaw, and d-dwewt thewe. + +26:18 And Isaac digged again t-the w-wewws of watew, which they h-had digged +in t-the days of A-Abwaham his f-fathew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Phiwistinyes h-had |･ω･) s-stopped +t-them aftew t-the death of Abwaham: and he cawwed theiw nyames aftew t-the +nyames by which his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had cawwed them. + +26:19 And Isaac's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants digged in t-the vawwey, and f-found (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a +w-weww of spwinging watew. + +26:20 And t-the (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen of Gewaw did stwive with Isaac's hewdmen, +s-saying, The w-watew is ouws: and he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the w-weww Esek; +because they stwove with h-him. + +26:21 And they digged anyothew weww, and stwove (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that awso: and he +cawwed t-the nyame of it Sitnyah. + +26:22 And he w-wemoved fwom thence, and digged anyothew w-weww; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +that they stwove nyot: and he cawwed t-the nyame of it Wehoboth; and he +said, Fow nyow t-the WOWD hath m-made woom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, and we shaww be f-fwuitfuw +in t-the wand. + +26:23 And he went up fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence to Beewsheba. + +2-26:24 And t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto him t-the same nyight, and said, I am +t-the God of A-Abwaham thy fathew: f-feaw nyot, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with thee, and wiww +bwess thee, and m-muwtipwy thy seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Abwaham's sake. + +2-26:25 And he buiwded an awtaw thewe, and cawwed upon t-the nyame of t-the +WOWD, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent thewe: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Isaac's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants digged a +weww. + +2-26:26 T-Then A-Abimewech went to him fwom Gewaw, and A-Ahuzzath onye of his +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, and Phichow t-the chief c-captain of his awmy. + +2-26:27 And Isaac said u-unto t-them, Whewefowe come ye to me, seeing ye +hate me, and have sent m-me away fwom y-you? 2-26:28 And they said, We saw +cewtainwy that t-the WOWD w-was with t-thee: and we said, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyow +an o-oath b-betwixt u-us, even b-betwixt us and thee, and wet us make a +c-covenyant with thee; 26:29 That t-thou wiwt (^-^*)/ d-do us nyo huwt, as we have nyot +touched thee, and as we have donye u-unto thee nyothing but g-good, and have +sent thee away in peace: t-thou awt nyow t-the bwessed of t-the WOWD. + +26:30 And he m-made t-them a f-feast, and they did e-eat and d-dwink. + +26:31 And they w-wose up betimes in t-the m-mownying, and swawe onye to +anyothew: and Isaac sent t-them away, and they depawted fwom him in +p-peace. + +26:32 And it came to pass t-the same day, that Isaac's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants came, +and towd him c-concewnying t-the w-weww which they h-had o(>ω<)o *sweats* d-digged, and said u-unto +him, We have f-found watew. + +2-26:33 And he cawwed it Shebah: thewefowe t-the nyame of t-the city is +B-Beewsheba u-unto this d-day. + +26:34 And E-Esau w-was f-fowty yeaws o-owd when he took to wife Judith t-the +daughtew of B-Beewi t-the Hittite, and Bashemath t-the daughtew of Ewon t-the +Hittite: 26:35 W-Which wewe a gwief of mind u-unto Isaac and to Webekah. + +2-27:1 And it came to pass, that when Isaac w-was o-owd, and his eyes wewe +dim, so that he couwd nyot see, he cawwed E-Esau his (・_・ヾ e-ewdest son, and said +u-unto him, My son: and he said u-unto him, Behowd, hewe am I. + +27:2 And he said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I am o-owd, I knyow nyot t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 27:3 Nyow thewefowe take, I p-pway thee, thy weapons, thy ^w^ q-quivew +and thy b-bow, and go out to t-the fiewd, and o(>ω<)o t-take m-me s-some venyison; 27:4 +And make m-me savouwy m-meat, such as I wove, and bwing it to me, that I +may eat; that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw may bwess thee befowe I die. + +27:5 And Webekah heawd when Isaac spake to E-Esau his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And E-Esau went +to t-the fiewd to hunt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow v-venyison, and to bwing it. + +2-27:6 And Webekah spake u-unto J-Jacob hew son, s-saying, Behowd, I heawd thy +o(>ω<)o f-fathew speak u-unto E-Esau thy bwothew, s-saying, 2-27:7 Bwing m-me v-venyison, and +make m-me savouwy m-meat, that I may eat, and bwess thee befowe t-the WOWD +befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my death. + +27:8 Nyow thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice a-accowding to that which I +command thee. + +27:9 Go nyow to t-the f-fwock, and fetch m-me fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence two g-good kids of +t-the (♡°▽°♡) g-goats; and I wiww make t-them savouwy meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy fathew, such as +he w-woveth: 27:10 And t-thou shawt bwing it to thy fathew, that he may +eat, and that he may bwess thee befowe his death. + +27:11 And J-Jacob said to Webekah his mothew, Behowd, E-Esau o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew is +a (＞ｍ＜) *sweats* h-haiwy ^.^ m-man, and I am a s-smooth man: 2-27:12 My o(>ω<)o f-fathew pewadventuwe wiww +feew me, and I shaww seem to him as a deceivew; and I shaww bwing a +(O_O;) c-cuwse upon me, and nyot a bwessing. + +27:13 And his mothew said u-unto him, Upon m-me be thy cuwse, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son: onwy +obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and go fetch m-me them. + +2-27:14 And he went, and fetched, and b-bwought t-them to his mothew: and +his mothew m-made savouwy m-meat, such as his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-woved. + +27:15 And Webekah took goodwy waiment of hew (・_・ヾ e-ewdest son Esau, which +wewe with hew in t-the h-house, and put t-them upon J-Jacob hew youngew son: +27:16 And she put t-the skins of t-the kids of t-the g-goats upon his hands, +and upon t-the s-smooth of his n-nyeck: 27:17 And she gave t-the savouwy meat +and t-the bwead, which she h-had pwepawed, into t-the hand of hew son Jacob. + +27:18 And he came u-unto his fathew, and said, My fathew: and he said, +Hewe am I; who awt thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? 2-27:19 And J-Jacob said u-unto his +fathew, I am E-Esau thy fiwst (=`ω´=) b-bown; I have donye a-accowding as t-thou badest +me: a-awise, I p-pway thee, sit and e-eat of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-venyison, that thy souw may +bwess me. + +2-27:20 And Isaac said u-unto his son, How is it that t-thou hast f-found it +so quickwy, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? And he said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD thy God b-bwought it +to me. + +27:21 And Isaac said u-unto Jacob, Come nyeaw, I p-pway thee, that I may +feew thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, whethew t-thou be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vewy son E-Esau ow n-nyot. + +2-27:22 And J-Jacob went (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto Isaac his f-fathew; and he fewt him, and +said, The voice is Jacob's voice, but t-the h-hands awe t-the h-hands of E-Esau. + +27:23 And he discewnyed him nyot, because his h-hands wewe haiwy, as his +b-bwothew E-Esau's hands: so he bwessed h-him. + +27:24 And he said, Awt t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vewy son (≧◡≦) E-Esau? And he said, I am. + +27:25 And he said, Bwing it (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to me, and I wiww e-eat of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son's +v-venyison, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw may bwess thee. And he b-bwought it (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to him, +and he did eat: and he b-bwought him winye and he d-dwank. + +27:26 And his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Isaac said u-unto him, Come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw n-nyow, and (O.O) k-kiss me, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +27:27 And he came nyeaw, and kissed him: and he ^.^ *cuddles you* s-smewwed t-the s-smeww of +his waiment, and bwessed him, and said, See, t-the s-smeww of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son is as +t-the s-smeww of a fiewd which t-the WOWD hath bwessed: 2-27:28 Thewefowe God +g-give thee of t-the dew of heaven, and t-the fatnyess of t-the eawth, and +pwenty of cown and winye: 27:29 Wet peopwe sewve thee, and nyations bow +down to t-thee: be wowd o-ovew thy bwethwen, and wet thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's sons bow +down to t-thee: cuwsed be {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that cuwseth thee, and bwessed be he +that bwesseth thee. + +27:30 And it came to pass, as soon as Isaac h-had m-made an end of +bwessing Jacob, and J-Jacob w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet scawce gonye out fwom t-the pwesence of +Isaac his fathew, that E-Esau his b-bwothew came in fwom his hunting. + +27:31 And he awso h-had m-made savouwy m-meat, and b-bwought it u-unto his +fathew, and said u-unto his fathew, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew a-awise, and e-eat of his +son's v-venyison, that thy souw may bwess me. + +27:32 And Isaac his o(>ω<)o f-fathew said u-unto him, Who awt thou? And he said, I +am thy son, thy fiwstbown E-Esau. + +27:33 And Isaac twembwed vewy e-exceedingwy, and said, Who? whewe is he +that hath taken v-venyison, and b-bwought it me, and I have eaten of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +befowe t-thou c-camest, and have bwessed h-him? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and he shaww be +bwessed. + +2-27:34 And when E-Esau heawd t-the w-wowds of his fathew, he cwied with a +gweat and exceeding bittew cwy, and said u-unto his fathew, Bwess me, +even m-me awso, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. + +2-27:35 And he said, Thy b-bwothew came with subtiwty, and hath taken away +thy bwessing. + +27:36 And he said, Is nyot he wightwy nyamed Jacob? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath +suppwanted m-me these two times: he took away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my biwthwight; and, +b-behowd, nyow he hath taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwessing. And he said, Hast t-thou nyot +wesewved a bwessing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me? 27:37 And Isaac answewed and said u-unto +Esau, Behowd, I have m-made him thy wowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen have I +given to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sewvants; and with cown and winye have I sustainyed +him: and what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do nyow u-unto thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? 27:38 And E-Esau said +u-unto his fathew, Hast t-thou but onye b-bwessing, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathew? bwess me, even +m-me awso, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. And E-Esau w-wifted up his voice, and wept. + +27:39 And Isaac his o(>ω<)o f-fathew answewed and said u-unto him, Behowd, thy +dwewwing shaww be t-the fatnyess of t-the eawth, and of t-the dew of heaven +fwom ＼(≧▽≦)／ *teleports behind you* a-above; (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 2-27:40 And by thy s-swowd shawt t-thou wive, and shawt sewve +thy bwothew; and it shaww come to pass when t-thou shawt have t-the +dominyion, that t-thou shawt bweak his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off thy nyeck. + +27:41 And E-Esau hated J-Jacob because of t-the bwessing whewewith his +o(>ω<)o f-fathew bwessed him: and E-Esau said in his heawt, The days of mouwnying +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew awe a-at hand; t-then wiww I (✧∀✧)/ s-sway o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew Jacob. + +27:42 And these w-wowds of E-Esau hew ewdew son wewe towd to Webekah: and +she sent and cawwed J-Jacob hew youngew son, and said u-unto him, Behowd, +thy b-bwothew Esau, as touching thee, doth comfowt himsewf, p-puwposing to +kiww thee. + +27:43 Nyow thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; a-awise, fwee t-thou to Waban +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew to Hawan; 27:44 And tawwy with him a f-few days, untiw thy +bwothew's fuwy tuwn away; 27:45 Untiw thy bwothew's angew tuwn away +fwom thee, and he fowget that which t-thou hast donye to him: t-then I wiww +send, and fetch thee fwom ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ t-thence: why shouwd I be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ d-depwived awso of you +both in onye day? 2-27:46 And Webekah said to Isaac, I am weawy of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wife because of t-the daughtews of Heth: if J-Jacob o(>ω<)o t-take a wife of t-the +daughtews of H-Heth, such as these which awe of t-the daughtews of t-the +wand, what g-good shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife (^-^*)/ d-do m-me? 2-28:1 And Isaac cawwed Jacob, and +bwessed him, and c-chawged him, and said u-unto him, T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take a +wife of t-the daughtews of Canyaan. + +2-28:2 Awise, go to P-Padanyawam, to t-the house of Bethuew thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's +f-fathew; and o(>ω<)o t-take thee a wife fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence of t-the daughews of Waban thy +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bwothew. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 And God Awmighty bwess thee, and make thee fwuitfuw, and m-muwtipwy +thee, that t-thou mayest be a muwtitude of peopwe; ^-^ 2-28:4 And g-give thee +t-the bwessing of A-Abwaham, to thee, and to thy seed with thee; that t-thou +mayest i-inhewit t-the wand whewein t-thou awt a s-stwangew, which God gave +u-unto (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +2-28:5 And Isaac sent away Jacob: and he went to P-Padanyawam u-unto Waban, +son of Bethuew t-the S-Sywian, t-the b-bwothew of Webekah, Jacob's and E-Esau's +m-mothew. + +28:6 When E-Esau saw that Isaac h-had bwessed Jacob, and sent him away to +P-Padanyawam, to o(>ω<)o t-take him a wife fwom thence; and that as he bwessed him +he gave him a c-chawge, s-saying, T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take a wife of t-the +daughews of Canyaan; o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 And that J-Jacob obeyed his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his +mothew, and w-was gonye to P-Padanyawam; (;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And E-Esau seeing that t-the +daughtews of Canyaan pweased nyot Isaac his f-fathew; 28:9 T-Then went E-Esau +u-unto I-Ishmaew, and took u-unto t-the wives which he h-had Mahawath t-the +daughtew of Ishmaew Abwaham's son, t-the s-sistew of N-Nyebajoth, to be his +wife. + +28:10 And J-Jacob went out fwom Beewsheba, and went towawd H-Hawan. + +28:11 And he wighted upon a c-cewtain pwace, and t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +nyight, because t-the sun w-was s-set; and he took of t-the s-stonyes of that +pwace, and put t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his piwwows, and way down in that pwace to +sweep. + +2-28:12 And he dweamed, and (x_x)V b-behowd a waddew s-set up on t-the eawth, and t-the +top of it weached to heaven: and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the angews of God ascending +and descending on it. + +(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And, b-behowd, t-the WOWD s-stood a-above it, and said, I am t-the WOWD +God of A-Abwaham thy fathew, and t-the God of Isaac: t-the wand wheweon t-thou +w-wiest, to thee wiww I g-give it, and to thy seed; 28:14 And thy seed +shaww be as t-the dust of t-the eawth, and t-thou shawt spwead a-abwoad to t-the +west, and to t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and to t-the nyowth, and to t-the south: and in thee +and in thy seed shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of t-the eawth be bwessed. + +2-28:15 And, b-behowd, I am with thee, and wiww keep thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces +whithew t-thou goest, and wiww bwing thee again into this wand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +wiww nyot weave thee, untiw I have donye that which I have spoken to +thee of. + +28:16 And J-Jacob awaked out of his sweep, and he said, S-Suwewy t-the WOWD +is in this pwace; and I knyew it n-nyot. + +28:17 And he w-was afwaid, and said, How dweadfuw is this pwace! this is +nyonye othew but t-the house of G-God, and this is t-the gate of heaven. + +28:18 And J-Jacob w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and took t-the stonye that +he h-had put (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his piwwows, and s-set it up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a piwwaw, and pouwed oiw +upon t-the top of it. + +28:19 And he cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace B-Bethew: but t-the nyame of +that city w-was cawwed ^-^ *shuffles closer* W-Wuz a-at t-the fiwst. + +28:20 And J-Jacob vowed a vow, s-saying, If God wiww be with me, and wiww +keep m-me in this w-way that I go, and wiww g-give m-me bwead to eat, and +waiment to put o-on, 2-28:21 S-So that I come again to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house in +peace; t-then shaww t-the WOWD be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: 2-28:22 And this stonye, which I +have s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a piwwaw, shaww be God's house: and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou +shawt g-give m-me I wiww suwewy g-give t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth u-unto thee. + +2-29:1 T-Then J-Jacob went on his (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and came into t-the wand of t-the +peopwe of t-the east. + +29:2 And he wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a w-weww in t-the fiewd, and, wo, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wewe thwee f-fwocks of sheep wying by it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of that w-weww they +watewed t-the fwocks: and a gweat stonye w-was upon t-the w-weww's mouth. + +29:3 And thithew wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fwocks gathewed: and they wowwed t-the +stonye fwom t-the w-weww's mouth, and watewed t-the sheep, and put t-the stonye +again upon t-the w-weww's mouth in his pwace. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And J-Jacob said u-unto t-them, My bwethwen, whence be ye? And they +said, O-Of Hawan awe w-we. + +29:5 And he said u-unto t-them, K-Knyow ye Waban t-the son of Nyahow? And they +said, We knyow h-him. + +2-29:6 And he said u-unto t-them, Is he weww? And they said, He is weww: +and, b-behowd, Wachew his daughtew cometh with t-the sheep. + +29:7 And he said, Wo, it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet high day, nyeithew is it time that t-the +cattwe shouwd be gathewed togethew: w-watew ye t-the sheep, and go and +feed them. + +29:8 And they said, We cannyot, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fwocks be gathewed +togethew, and tiww they woww t-the stonye fwom t-the w-weww's mouth; t-then we +w-watew t-the sheep. + +29:9 And whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake with t-them, Wachew came with hew fathew's +sheep; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she kept them. + +29:10 And it came to pass, when J-Jacob saw Wachew t-the daughtew of Waban +his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bwothew, and t-the sheep of Waban his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bwothew, +that J-Jacob went nyeaw, and wowwed t-the stonye fwom t-the w-weww's mouth, and +watewed t-the fwock of Waban his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bwothew. + +29:11 And J-Jacob kissed (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, and w-wifted up his voice, and wept. + +29:12 And J-Jacob towd Wachew that he w-was hew fathew's bwothew, and that +he w-was Webekah's son: and she wan and towd hew fathew. + +29:13 And it came to pass, when Waban heawd t-the tidings of J-Jacob his +sistew's son, that he wan to meet him, and e-embwaced him, and kissed +him, and b-bwought him to his house. And he towd Waban (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things. + +2-29:14 And Waban said to him, S-Suwewy t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonye and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ;;w;; f-fwesh. And +he abode with him t-the space of a m-month. + +OwO 2-29:15 And Waban said u-unto Jacob, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, +shouwdest t-thou thewefowe sewve m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought? teww me, what shaww thy +wages be? 29:16 And Waban h-had two daughtews: t-the nyame of t-the ewdew +w-was Weah, and t-the nyame of t-the youngew w-was Wachew. + +29:17 Weah w-was tendew eyed; but Wachew w-was beautifuw and w-weww +favouwed. + +29:18 And J-Jacob woved Wachew; and said, I wiww sewve thee seven yeaws +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Wachew thy youngew daughtew. + +2-29:19 And Waban said, I-It is bettew that I g-give hew to thee, than that +I shouwd g-give hew to anyothew man: abide with me. + +29:20 And J-Jacob sewved seven yeaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Wachew; and they seemed u-unto +him but a f-few days, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wove he h-had to hew. + +29:21 And J-Jacob said u-unto Waban, Give m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days awe +fuwfiwwed, that I may go in u-unto hew. + +2-29:22 And Waban gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of t-the pwace, and m-made a +feast. + +29:23 And it came to pass in t-the evenying, that he took Weah his +d-daughtew, and b-bwought hew to h-him; and he went in u-unto hew. + +29:24 And Waban gave u-unto his daughtew Weah Ziwpah his m-maid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +handmaid. + +29:25 And it came to pass, that in t-the m-mownying, b-behowd, it w-was Weah: +and he said to Waban, What is this t-thou hast donye u-unto m-me? did nyot I +sewve with thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Wachew? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then hast t-thou b-beguiwed m-me? +29:26 And Waban said, I-It (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyot be so donye in ouw countwy, to g-give +t-the youngew befowe t-the fiwstbown. + +29:27 Fuwfiw hew uWu w-week, and we wiww g-give thee this awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice +which t-thou shawt sewve with m-me (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet seven othew yeaws. + +2-29:28 And J-Jacob did so, and fuwfiwwed hew week: and he gave him Wachew +his daughtew to wife awso. + +2-29:29 And Waban gave to Wachew his daughtew Biwhah his handmaid to be +hew m-maid. + +29:30 And he went in awso u-unto (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, and he woved awso Wachew mowe +than Weah, and sewved with him (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet seven othew yeaws. + +29:31 And when t-the WOWD saw that Weah w-was hated, he openyed hew womb: +but Wachew w-was bawwen. + +29:32 And Weah conceived, and bawe a son, and she cawwed his nyame +Weuben: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she said, S-Suwewy t-the WOWD hath wooked upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my a-affwiction; +nyow thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-husband wiww wove me. + +2-29:33 And she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe a son; and said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the +WOWD hath heawd I w-was hated, he hath thewefowe given m-me this son awso: +and she cawwed his nyame Simeon. + +29:34 And she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe a son; and said, Nyow this time +wiww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-husband be j-joinyed u-unto me, because I have bown him thwee sons: +thewefowe w-was his nyame cawwed Wevi. + +29:35 And she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe a son: and she said, Nyow wiww +I pwaise t-the WOWD: thewefowe she cawwed his nyame Judah; and weft +beawing. + +30:1 And when Wachew saw that she bawe J-Jacob nyo c-chiwdwen, Wachew +envied hew sistew; and said u-unto Jacob, Give m-me c-chiwdwen, ow ewse I +die. + +30:2 And Jacob's angew w-was kindwed against Wachew: and he said, Am I +in God's ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, who hath withhewd fwom thee t-the fwuit of t-the womb? +30:3 And she said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-maid Biwhah, go in u-unto hew; and she +shaww beaw upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my knyees, that I may awso have chiwdwen by hew. + +30:4 And she gave him Biwhah hew handmaid to wife: and J-Jacob went in +u-unto hew. + +3-30:5 And Biwhah conceived, and bawe J-Jacob a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +30:6 And Wachew said, God hath judged me, and hath awso heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +voice, and hath given m-me a son: thewefowe cawwed she his nyame Dan. + +30:7 And Biwhah Wachew's m-maid ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe J-Jacob a second +(＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +30:8 And Wachew said, With gweat wwestwings have I wwestwed with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sistew, and I have pwevaiwed: and she cawwed his nyame N-Nyaphtawi. + +(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 When Weah saw that she h-had weft beawing, she took Ziwpah hew +maid, and gave hew J-Jacob to wife. + +30:10 And Ziwpah Weah's m-maid bawe J-Jacob a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +3-30:11 And Weah said, A-A t-twoop cometh: and she cawwed his nyame Gad. + +30:12 And Ziwpah Weah's m-maid bawe J-Jacob a second (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +30:13 And Weah said, Happy am I, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the daughtews wiww caww m-me +bwessed: and she cawwed his nyame A-Ashew. + +30:14 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben went in t-the days of wheat hawvest, and f-found +mandwakes in t-the fiewd, and b-bwought t-them u-unto his mothew Weah. T-Then +Wachew said to Weah, Give me, I p-pway thee, of thy son's m-mandwakes. + +30:15 And she said u-unto hew, Is it a smaww mattew that t-thou hast taken +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my husband? and wouwdest t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son's mandwakes awso? And +Wachew said, Thewefowe he shaww w-wie with thee to nyight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy son's +m-mandwakes. + +30:16 And J-Jacob came out of t-the fiewd in t-the evenying, and Weah went +out to meet him, and said, T-Thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must come in u-unto m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow suwewy I +have h-hiwed thee with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son's m-mandwakes. And he way with hew that +nyight. + +30:17 And God heawkenyed u-unto Weah, and she conceived, and bawe J-Jacob +t-the fifth (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +30:18 And Weah said, God hath given m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hiwe, because I have given +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my maiden to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my husband: and she cawwed his nyame Issachaw. + +3-30:19 And Weah ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe J-Jacob t-the sixth (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +30:20 And Weah said, God hath endued m-me with a g-good dowwy; nyow wiww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +h-husband dweww with me, because I have bown him six sons: and she +cawwed his nyame Zebuwun. + +30:21 And a-aftewwawds she bawe a d-daughtew, and cawwed hew nyame Dinyah. + +30:22 And God wemembewed (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, and God heawkenyed to hew, and openyed +hew womb. + +3-30:23 And she conceived, and bawe a son; and said, God hath taken away +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach: 30:24 And she cawwed his nyame Joseph; and said, The WOWD +shaww a-add to m-me anyothew (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +30:25 And it came to pass, when Wachew h-had bown Joseph, that J-Jacob +said u-unto Waban, Send m-me away, that I may go u-unto minye own pwace, and +to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my countwy. + +30:26 Give m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wives and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom I have sewved thee, +and wet m-me go: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvice which I have donye thee. + +3-30:27 And Waban said u-unto him, I p-pway thee, if I have f-found favouw in +thinye eyes, tawwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed by expewience that t-the WOWD hath +bwessed m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake. + +3-30:28 And he said, Appoint m-me thy wages, and I wiww g-give it. + +30:29 And he said u-unto him, T-Thou k-knyowest how I have sewved thee, and +how thy cattwe w-was with me. + +3-30:30 Fow it w-was ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe which t-thou hadst befowe I came, and it is nyow +incweased u-unto a muwtitude; and t-the WOWD hath bwessed thee since o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +coming: and nyow when shaww I pwovide (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye own house awso? 3-30:31 +And he said, What shaww I g-give thee? And J-Jacob said, T-Thou shawt nyot +g-give m-me any thing: if t-thou wiwt (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I wiww again +feed and keep thy fwock. + +30:32 I wiww pass thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy fwock to day, w-wemoving fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the speckwed and s-spotted cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwown cattwe among +t-the sheep, and t-the s-spotted and speckwed among t-the g-goats: and of such +shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hiwe. + +30:33 S-So shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess answew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me in time to come, when it +shaww come (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hiwe befowe thy f-face: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is nyot speckwed +and s-spotted among t-the goats, and bwown among t-the sheep, that shaww be +c-counted stowen with me. + +30:34 And Waban said, Behowd, I w-wouwd it m-might be a-accowding to thy +wowd. + +3-30:35 And he w-wemoved that day t-the he g-goats that wewe w-wingstwaked and +spotted, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the she g-goats that wewe speckwed and spotted, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that h-had s-some white in it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwown among t-the +sheep, and gave t-them into t-the hand of his sons. + +30:36 And he s-set thwee days' jouwnyey b-betwixt himsewf and Jacob: and +J-Jacob fed t-the w-west of Waban's fwocks. + +30:37 And J-Jacob took him (*^.^*) w-wods of gween popwaw, and of t-the hazew and +chesnyut twee; and piwwed white stwakes in t-them, and m-made t-the white +appeaw which w-was in t-the wods. + +30:38 And he s-set t-the (*^.^*) w-wods which he h-had piwwed befowe t-the f-fwocks in t-the +guttews in t-the watewing t-twoughs when t-the f-fwocks came to dwink, that +they shouwd conceive when they came to d-dwink. + +30:39 And t-the f-fwocks ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived befowe t-the wods, and b-bwought fowth +cattwe wingstwaked, speckwed, and s-spotted. + +30:40 And J-Jacob did sepawate t-the wambs, and s-set t-the faces of t-the +f-fwocks towawd t-the wingstwaked, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwown in t-the fwock of +Waban; and he put his own f-fwocks by themsewves, and put t-them nyot u-unto +Waban's c-cattwe. + +30:41 And it came to pass, whensoevew t-the stwongew cattwe did +conceive, that J-Jacob w-waid t-the (*^.^*) w-wods befowe t-the eyes of t-the cattwe in +t-the guttews, that they m-might conceive among t-the wods. + +30:42 But when t-the cattwe wewe feebwe, he put t-them nyot in: so t-the +f-feebwew wewe Waban's, and t-the stwongew Jacob's. + +30:43 And t-the man incweased e-exceedingwy, and h-had m-much cattwe, and +maidsewvants, and m-mensewvants, and camews, and a-asses. + +31:1 And he heawd t-the w-wowds of Waban's ^-^ s-sons, s-saying, J-Jacob hath taken +away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was ouw fathew's; and of that which w-was ouw fathew's +hath he gotten (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gwowy. + +3-31:2 And J-Jacob behewd t-the c-countenyance of Waban, and, b-behowd, it w-was +nyot towawd him as b-befowe. + +31:3 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Jacob, W-Wetuwn u-unto t-the wand of thy +fathews, and to thy kindwed; and I wiww be with thee. + +3-31:4 And J-Jacob sent and cawwed Wachew and Weah to t-the fiewd u-unto his +f-fwock, 31:5 And said u-unto t-them, I s-see youw fathew's countenyance, that +it is nyot towawd m-me as befowe; but t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath b-been with +me. + +31:6 And ye knyow that with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-powew I have sewved youw fathew. + +31:7 And youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath d-deceived me, and changed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wages t-ten times; +but God suffewed him nyot to (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt me. + +31:8 If he said t-thus, The speckwed shaww be thy wages; t-then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +cattwe bawe speckwed: and if he said t-thus, The w-wingstwaked shaww be +thy h-hiwe; t-then bawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cattwe wingstwaked. + +31:9 T-Thus God hath taken away t-the cattwe of youw fathew, and given +t-them to me. + +31:10 And it came to pass a-at t-the time that t-the cattwe conceived, that +I w-wifted up minye eyes, and saw in a dweam, and, b-behowd, t-the wams which +w-weaped upon t-the cattwe wewe wingstwaked, speckwed, and gwiswed. + +31:11 And t-the angew of God spake u-unto m-me in a dweam, s-saying, Jacob: +And I said, Hewe am I. + +31:12 And he said, W-Wift up nyow thinye eyes, and see, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wams which +weap upon t-the cattwe awe wingstwaked, speckwed, and g-gwiswed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +have s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Waban doeth u-unto thee. + +(^ω~) 3-31:13 I am t-the God of Bethew, whewe t-thou anyointedst t-the piwwaw, and +whewe t-thou v-vowedst a vow u-unto me: nyow a-awise, get thee out fwom this +wand, and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the wand of thy kindwed. + +31:14 And Wachew and Weah answewed and said u-unto him, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet any +powtion ow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us in ouw fathew's house? 31:15 Awe we nyot +c-counted of him stwangews? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath sowd u-us, and hath quite devouwed +awso ouw monyey. + +31:16 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wiches which God hath taken fwom ouw fathew, that is +ouws, and ouw chiwdwen's: nyow then, whatsoevew God hath said u-unto +thee, do. + +31:17 T-Then J-Jacob w-wose up, and s-set his sons and his wives upon camews; +31:18 And he cawwied away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his goods which he +h-had gotten, t-the cattwe of his getting, which he h-had gotten in +P-Padanyawam, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to go to Isaac his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in t-the wand of Canyaan. + +3-31:19 And Waban went to sheaw his sheep: and Wachew h-had stowen t-the +images that wewe hew fathew's. + +31:20 And J-Jacob stowe away unyawawes to Waban t-the S-Sywian, in that he +towd him nyot that he fwed. + +3-31:21 S-So he fwed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had; and he w-wose up, and passed o-ovew +t-the wivew, and s-set his f-face towawd t-the mount (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +3-31:22 And it w-was towd Waban on t-the thiwd day that J-Jacob w-was fwed. + +31:23 And he took his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen with him, and puwsued aftew him seven +days' jouwnyey; and they ovewtook him in t-the mount (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +31:24 And God came to Waban t-the S-Sywian in a dweam by nyight, and said +u-unto him, Take heed that t-thou speak nyot to J-Jacob eithew g-good ow b-bad. + +3-31:25 T-Then Waban ovewtook Jacob. Nyow J-Jacob h-had (✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent in t-the +mount: and Waban with his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the mount of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +3-31:26 And Waban said to Jacob, What hast t-thou donye, that t-thou hast +stowen away unyawawes to me, and cawwied away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, as captives +taken with t-the swowd? 31:27 Whewefowe didst t-thou fwee away s-secwetwy, +and steaw away fwom m-me; and didst nyot teww me, that I m-might have sent +thee away with miwth, and with s-songs, with t-tabwet, and with hawp? +31:28 And hast nyot suffewed m-me to (O.O) k-kiss o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sons and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtews? t-thou +hast nyow donye foowishwy in so doing. + +31:29 I-It is in t-the p-powew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand to (^-^*)/ d-do you h-huwt: but t-the God of +youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew spake u-unto m-me yestewnyight, s-saying, Take t-thou heed that +t-thou speak nyot to J-Jacob eithew g-good ow b-bad. + +3-31:30 And n-nyow, t-though t-thou wouwdest nyeeds be gonye, because t-thou sowe +wongedst aftew thy fathew's h-house, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hast t-thou stowen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +g-gods? 31:31 And J-Jacob answewed and said to Waban, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I w-was +afwaid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I said, Pewadventuwe t-thou wouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take by fowce thy +daughtews fwom me. + +31:32 With w-whomsoevew t-thou f-findest thy gods, wet him nyot w-wive: befowe +ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen discewn t-thou what is thinye with me, and o(>ω<)o t-take it to thee. +Fow J-Jacob knyew nyot that Wachew h-had stowen them. + +3-31:33 And Waban went into Jacob's tent, and into Weah's tent, and into +t-the two maidsewvants' tents; but he f-found t-them n-nyot. T-Then went he out +of Weah's tent, and entewed into Wachew's tent. + +31:34 Nyow Wachew h-had taken t-the images, and put t-them in t-the camew's +fuwnyituwe, and sat upon them. And Waban seawched (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tent, but +f-found t-them n-nyot. + +31:35 And she said to hew fathew, Wet it nyot d-dispwease o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd that I +c-cannyot (☆ω☆) w-wise up befowe thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the custom of w-women is upon me. And he +seawched but f-found nyot t-the images. + +3-31:36 And J-Jacob w-was w-wwoth, and chode with W-Waban: and J-Jacob answewed +and said to Waban, What is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twespass? what is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin, that t-thou hast +so h-hotwy puwsued aftew m-me? 3-31:37 Wheweas t-thou hast seawched (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +stuff, what hast t-thou f-found of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy (o-_-o) h-househowd stuff? s-set it hewe +befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and thy bwethwen, that they may j-judge b-betwixt us +♡(｡- ω -) b-both. + +31:38 This ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws have I b-been with thee; thy ewes and thy she +g-goats have nyot cast theiw (O.O) y-young, and t-the wams of thy fwock have I nyot +e-eaten. + +31:39 That which w-was t-town of b-beasts I b-bwought nyot u-unto thee; I bawe +t-the w-woss of it; of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand didst t-thou wequiwe it, whethew stowen by +day, ow stowen by nyight. + +31:40 T-Thus I w-was; in t-the day t-the d-dwought consumed me, and t-the fwost by +nyight; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (o´∀`o) s-sweep depawted fwom minye eyes. + +31:41 T-Thus have I b-been ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws in thy h-house; I sewved thee +fouwteen yeaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy two (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and six yeaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy cattwe: +and t-thou hast changed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wages t-ten times. + +31:42 Except t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, t-the God of A-Abwaham, and t-the f-feaw of +Isaac, h-had b-been with me, suwewy t-thou hadst sent m-me away nyow empty. God +hath s-seen minye affwiction and t-the wabouw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands, and webuked thee +yestewnyight. + +3-31:43 And Waban answewed and said u-unto Jacob, These daughtews awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and these chiwdwen awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, and these cattwe awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou seest is minye: and what c-can I (^-^*)/ d-do this day +u-unto these o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, ow u-unto theiw chiwdwen which they have bown? +31:44 Nyow thewefowe come thou, wet us make a c-covenyant, I and thou; and +wet it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess b-between m-me and thee. + +31:45 And J-Jacob took a stonye, and s-set it up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a piwwaw. + +31:46 And J-Jacob said u-unto his bwethwen, Gathew stonyes; and they took +stonyes, and m-made an h-heap: and they did e-eat (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon t-the heap. + +31:47 And Waban cawwed it Jegawsahadutha: but J-Jacob cawwed it Gaweed. + +31:48 And Waban said, This heap is a witnyess b-between m-me and thee this +d-day. + +Thewefowe w-was t-the nyame of it cawwed G-Gaweed; 31:49 And M-Mizpah; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +said, The WOWD watch b-between m-me and thee, when we awe absent onye fwom +anyothew. + +31:50 If t-thou shawt affwict o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, ow if t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take othew +wives beside o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, nyo man is with us; see, God is witnyess +b-betwixt m-me and thee. + +31:51 And Waban said to Jacob, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd this heap, and (x_x)V b-behowd this +piwwaw, which I have cast b-betwixt m-me and t-thee: 31:52 This heap be +witnyess, and this piwwaw be witnyess, that I wiww nyot pass o-ovew this +heap to thee, and that t-thou shawt nyot pass o-ovew this heap and this +piwwaw u-unto me, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hawm. + +31:53 The God of A-Abwaham, and t-the God of Nyahow, t-the God of theiw +fathew, j-judge b-betwixt us. And J-Jacob swawe by t-the f-feaw of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew +Isaac. + +31:54 T-Then J-Jacob offewed sacwifice upon t-the mount, and cawwed his +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen to e-eat bwead: and they did e-eat bwead, and t-tawwied (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight +in t-the mount. + +31:55 And eawwy in t-the mownying Waban w-wose up, and kissed his sons and +his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and bwessed (=`ω´=) t-them: and Waban depawted, and wetuwnyed u-unto +his pwace. + +32:1 And J-Jacob went on his way, and t-the angews of God met h-him. + +32:2 And when J-Jacob saw t-them, he said, This is God's h-host: and he +cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace Mahanyaim. + +3-32:3 And J-Jacob sent m-messengews befowe him to E-Esau his b-bwothew u-unto t-the +wand of Seiw, t-the c-countwy of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +3-32:4 And he commanded t-them, s-saying, T-Thus shaww ye speak u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd +Esau; Thy sewvant J-Jacob saith t-thus, I have s-sojouwnyed with Waban, and +stayed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe untiw nyow: 3-32:5 And I have oxen, and asses, >w< f-fwocks, and +m-mensewvants, and womensewvants: and I have sent to teww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, that +I may f-find gwace in thy sight. + +32:6 And t-the m-messengews wetuwnyed to Jacob, s-saying, We came to thy +b-bwothew Esau, and awso he cometh to meet thee, and fouw hundwed men +with h-him. + +(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 T-Then J-Jacob w-was gweatwy afwaid and distwessed: and he d-divided t-the +peopwe that w-was with him, and t-the >w< f-fwocks, and h-hewds, and t-the camews, +into two bands; 3-32:8 And said, If E-Esau come to t-the onye company, and +smite it, t-then t-the othew company which is weft shaww escape. + +32:9 And J-Jacob said, O-O God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham, and God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew +Isaac, t-the WOWD which s-saidst u-unto me, W-Wetuwn u-unto thy countwy, and to +thy kindwed, and I wiww d-deaw w-weww with t-thee: 32:10 I am nyot wowthy of +t-the weast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mewcies, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twuth, which t-thou hast +shewed u-unto thy sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-staff I passed o-ovew this Jowdan; +and nyow I am become two bands. + +32:11 D-Dewivew me, I p-pway thee, fwom t-the hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, fwom t-the +hand of E-Esau: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I f-feaw him, west he wiww come and smite me, and t-the +mothew with t-the chiwdwen. + +32:12 And t-thou saidst, I wiww suwewy (^-^*)/ d-do thee g-good, and make thy seed +as t-the sand of t-the sea, which c-cannyot be nyumbewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +32:13 And he wodged (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that same nyight; and took of that which came +to his hand a pwesent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow E-Esau his bwothew; (＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 Two hundwed she +goats, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty he goats, two hundwed ewes, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty wams, 32:15 +Thiwty miwch c-camews with theiw c-cowts, f-fowty kinye, and t-ten buwws, +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty she asses, and t-ten f-foaws. + +3-32:16 And he dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of his sewvants, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (o_O)! d-dwove +by themsewves; and said u-unto his sewvants, Pass o-ovew befowe me, and +put a space b-betwixt (o_O)! d-dwove and dwove. + +3-32:17 And he commanded t-the fowemost, s-saying, When E-Esau o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew +(っ˘ω˘ς ) *pokes you* m-meeteth thee, and asketh thee, s-saying, Whose awt thou? and whithew +goest thou? and whose awe these befowe thee? 3-32:18 T-Then t-thou shawt +say, They be thy sewvant J-Jacob's; it is a pwesent sent u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd +E-Esau: and, b-behowd, awso he is behind us. + +32:19 And so commanded he t-the second, and t-the thiwd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +f-fowwowed t-the dwoves, s-saying, On this m-mannyew shaww ye speak u-unto Esau, +when ye f-find h-him. + +3-32:20 And say ye moweovew, Behowd, thy sewvant J-Jacob is behind us. Fow +he said, I wiww appease him with t-the pwesent that goeth befowe me, and +aftewwawd I wiww s-see his face; pewadventuwe he wiww a-accept of me. + +3-32:21 S-So went t-the pwesent o-ovew befowe him: and himsewf wodged that +nyight in t-the c-company. + +32:22 And he w-wose up that nyight, and took his two wives, and his two +womensewvants, and his eweven ^-^ s-sons, and passed o-ovew t-the fowd Jabbok. + +32:23 And he took t-them, and sent t-them o-ovew t-the bwook, and sent o-ovew +that he had. + +3-32:24 And J-Jacob w-was weft awonye; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wwestwed a man with him +untiw t-the bweaking of t-the d-day. + +3-32:25 And when he saw that he p-pwevaiwed nyot against him, he touched +t-the howwow of his thigh; and t-the howwow of Jacob's thigh w-was out of +joint, as he wwestwed with h-him. + +32:26 And he said, Wet m-me go, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day bweaketh. And he said, I +wiww nyot wet thee go, except t-thou bwess me. + +32:27 And he said u-unto him, What is thy nyame? And he said, Jacob. + +32:28 And he said, Thy nyame shaww be cawwed nyo mowe Jacob, but Iswaew: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as a pwince hast t-thou p-powew with God and with men, and hast +p-pwevaiwed. + +32:29 And J-Jacob asked him, and said, Teww me, I p-pway thee, thy nyame. +And he said, Whewefowe is it that t-thou d-dost ask aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame? And he +bwessed him thewe. + +32:30 And J-Jacob cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace P-Penyiew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have s-seen +God f-face to face, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife is pwesewved. + +3-32:31 And as he passed o-ovew P-Penyuew t-the sun w-wose upon him, and he +hawted upon his thigh. + +32:32 Thewefowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew e-eat nyot of t-the s-sinyew which +s-shwank, which is upon t-the howwow of t-the thigh, u-unto this day: because +he touched t-the howwow of Jacob's thigh in t-the s-sinyew that shwank. + +3-33:1 And J-Jacob w-wifted up his eyes, and wooked, and, b-behowd, E-Esau came, +and with him fouw hundwed m-men. And he d-divided t-the chiwdwen u-unto Weah, +and u-unto (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, and u-unto t-the two handmaids. + +33:2 And he put t-the >_> h-handmaids and theiw chiwdwen fowemost, and Weah +and hew chiwdwen aftew, and Wachew and Joseph hindewmost. + +33:3 And he passed o-ovew befowe t-them, and b-bowed himsewf to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound +seven times, untiw he came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to his bwothew. + +33:4 And E-Esau wan to meet him, and e-embwaced him, and feww on his nyeck, +and kissed him: and they wept. + +3-33:5 And he w-wifted up his eyes, and saw t-the w-women and t-the chiwdwen; +and said, Who awe those with thee? And he said, The chiwdwen which God +hath gwaciouswy given thy sewvant. + +33:6 T-Then t-the handmaidens came nyeaw, they and theiw c-chiwdwen, and they +b-bowed themsewves. + +33:7 And Weah awso with hew chiwdwen came nyeaw, and b-bowed themsewves: +and aftew came Joseph (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw and (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, and they b-bowed themsewves. + +3-33:8 And he said, What meanyest t-thou by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this (o_O)! d-dwove which I met? And +he said, These awe to f-find gwace in t-the sight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. + +33:9 And E-Esau said, I have (T_T) *cries* e-enyough, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew; keep that t-thou hast +u-unto thysewf. + +33:10 And J-Jacob said, Nyay, I p-pway thee, if nyow I have f-found gwace in +thy s-sight, t-then weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwesent a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thewefowe I have +s-seen thy face, as t-though I h-had s-seen t-the f-face of G-God, and t-thou wast +pweased with me. + +33:11 T-Take, I p-pway thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwessing that is b-bwought to thee; because +God hath d-deawt gwaciouswy with me, and because I have enyough. And he +uwged him, and he took it. + +33:12 And he said, Wet us o(>ω<)o t-take ouw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and wet us go, and I wiww +go befowe thee. + +33:13 And he said u-unto him, My wowd k-knyoweth that t-the chiwdwen awe +t-tendew, and t-the f-fwocks and hewds with young awe with me: and if men +shouwd o-ovewdwive t-them onye day, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwock wiww die. + +33:14 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I p-pway thee, pass o-ovew befowe his sewvant: and I +wiww wead on softwy, a-accowding as t-the cattwe that goeth befowe m-me and +t-the chiwdwen be abwe to enduwe, untiw I come u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd u-unto Seiw. + +33:15 And E-Esau said, Wet m-me nyow weave with thee s-some of t-the fowk that +awe with me. And he said, What nyeedeth it? wet m-me f-find gwace in t-the +sight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. + +3-33:16 S-So E-Esau wetuwnyed that day on his w-way u-unto Seiw. + +33:17 And J-Jacob jouwnyeyed to Succoth, and b-buiwt him an h-house, and m-made +booths (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his cattwe: thewefowe t-the nyame of t-the pwace is cawwed +Succoth. + +33:18 And J-Jacob came to Shawem, a city of S-Shechem, which is in t-the +wand of C-Canyaan, when he came fwom P-Padanyawam; and (✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent +befowe t-the city. + +33:19 And he bought a pawcew of a fiewd, whewe he h-had spwead his tent, +a-at t-the hand of t-the chiwdwen of Hamow, Shechem's fathew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed +pieces of monyey. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 And he e-ewected (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw, and cawwed it EwewoheIswaew. + +34:1 And Dinyah t-the daughtew of Weah, which she bawe u-unto Jacob, went +out to s-see t-the daughtews of t-the wand. + +34:2 And when Shechem t-the son of H-Hamow t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, pwince of t-the +countwy, saw hew, he took hew, and way with hew, and defiwed hew. + +34:3 And his souw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto Dinyah t-the daughtew of Jacob, and he woved +t-the damsew, and spake kindwy u-unto t-the d-damsew. + +(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And Shechem spake u-unto his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Hamow, s-saying, Get m-me this +damsew to wife. + +34:5 And J-Jacob heawd that he h-had defiwed Dinyah his d-daughtew: nyow his +sons wewe with his cattwe in t-the fiewd: and J-Jacob hewd his peace untiw +they wewe come. + +34:6 And H-Hamow t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Shechem went out u-unto J-Jacob to communye +with h-him. + +34:7 And t-the sons of J-Jacob came out of t-the fiewd when they heawd i-it: +and t-the men wewe gwieved, and they wewe vewy w-wwoth, because he h-had +wwought fowwy in Iswaew in wying with Jacob's d-daughtew: which t-thing +ought nyot to be donye. + +3-34:8 And H-Hamow communyed with t-them, s-saying, The souw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son Shechem +w-wongeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw d-daughtew: I p-pway you g-give hew him to wife. + +34:9 And make ye mawwiages with u-us, and g-give youw daughtews u-unto u-us, +and o(>ω<)o t-take ouw daughtews u-unto you. + +34:10 And ye shaww dweww with us: and t-the wand shaww be befowe you; +dweww and twade ye thewein, and get you possessions thewein. + +34:11 And Shechem said u-unto hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew and u-unto hew bwethwen, Wet m-me +f-find gwace in youw eyes, and what ye shaww say u-unto m-me I wiww give. + +34:12 Ask m-me nyevew so m-much dowwy and gift, and I wiww g-give a-accowding +as ye shaww say u-unto me: but g-give m-me t-the damsew to wife. + +34:13 And t-the sons of J-Jacob answewed Shechem and H-Hamow his o(>ω<)o f-fathew +deceitfuwwy, and said, because he h-had defiwed Dinyah theiw sistew: +34:14 And they said u-unto t-them, We c-cannyot (^-^*)/ d-do this thing, to g-give ouw +s-sistew to onye that is unciwcumcised; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that wewe a wepwoach u-unto us: +3-34:15 But in this wiww we consent u-unto you: If ye wiww be as we be, +that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe of you be ciwcumcised; 34:16 T-Then wiww we g-give ouw +daughtews u-unto y-you, and we wiww o(>ω<)o t-take youw daughtews to u-us, and we wiww +dweww with y-you, and we wiww become onye peopwe. + +34:17 But if ye wiww nyot heawken u-unto u-us, to be ciwcumcised; t-then wiww +we o(>ω<)o t-take ouw d-daughtew, and we wiww be gonye. + +34:18 And theiw w-wowds pweased Hamow, and Shechem Hamow's (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +34:19 And t-the young man defewwed nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the thing, because he h-had +dewight in Jacob's d-daughtew: and he w-was mowe honyouwabwe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +house of his fathew. + +34:20 And H-Hamow and Shechem his son came u-unto t-the gate of theiw city, +and communyed with t-the men of theiw city, s-saying, 3-34:21 These men awe +peaceabwe with us; thewefowe wet t-them dweww in t-the wand, and twade +thewein; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand, b-behowd, it is wawge e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them; wet us +o(>ω<)o t-take theiw daughtews to us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wives, and wet us g-give t-them ouw +daughtews. + +3-34:22 Onwy hewein wiww t-the men consent u-unto us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to dweww with u-us, +to be onye p-peopwe, if {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe among us be (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, as they awe +c-ciwcumcised. + +3-34:23 Shaww nyot theiw cattwe and theiw s-substance and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of +theiw's be o-ouw's? onwy wet us consent u-unto t-them, and they wiww dweww +with us. + +34:24 And u-unto H-Hamow and u-unto Shechem his son heawkenyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that went +out of t-the gate of his c-city; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe w-was (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +went out of t-the gate of his city. + +3-34:25 And it came to pass on t-the thiwd day, when they wewe sowe, that +two of t-the sons of Jacob, S-Simeon and Wevi, Dinyah's bwethwen, took each +man his swowd, and came upon t-the city bowdwy, and swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the m-mawes. + +34:26 And they swew H-Hamow and Shechem his son with t-the edge of t-the +swowd, and took Dinyah out of Shechem's h-house, and went ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +34:27 The sons of J-Jacob came upon t-the swain, and spoiwed t-the city, +because they h-had defiwed theiw s-sistew. + +3-34:28 They took theiw sheep, and theiw oxen, and theiw asses, and that +which w-was in t-the city, and that which w-was in t-the fiewd, 34:29 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw weawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and theiw wives took they +captive, and spoiwed even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in t-the house. + +34:30 And J-Jacob said to S-Simeon and Wevi, Ye have twoubwed m-me to make +m-me to stink among t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, among t-the Canyaanyites +and t-the Pewizzites: and I being f-few in nyumbew, they shaww gathew +themsewves togethew against me, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway m-me; and I shaww be destwoyed, +I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house. + +34:31 And they said, Shouwd he d-deaw with ouw s-sistew as with an h-hawwot? +35:1 And God said u-unto Jacob, Awise, go up to Bethew, and dweww thewe: +and make (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw u-unto G-God, that appeawed u-unto thee when t-thou +fweddest fwom t-the f-face of E-Esau thy bwothew. + +35:2 T-Then J-Jacob said u-unto his h-househowd, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe with +him, Put away t-the s-stwange gods that awe among y-you, and be cwean, and +change youw gawments: 35:3 And wet us a-awise, and go up to Bethew; and +I wiww make (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw u-unto G-God, who answewed m-me in t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +distwess, and w-was with m-me in t-the w-way which I went. + +35:4 And they gave u-unto J-Jacob (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-stwange gods which wewe in theiw +hand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw eawwings which wewe in theiw eaws; and J-Jacob hid +t-them undew t-the oak which w-was by Shechem. + +35:5 And they jouwnyeyed: and t-the tewwow of God w-was upon t-the c-cities +that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them, and they did nyot puwsue aftew t-the sons of +Jacob. + +3-35:6 S-So J-Jacob came to W-Wuz, which is in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, that is, +Bethew, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with h-him. + +35:7 And he b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw, and cawwed t-the pwace Ewbethew: +because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe God appeawed u-unto him, when he fwed fwom t-the f-face of his +bwothew. + +3-35:8 But Debowah Webekah's n-nyuwse died, and she w-was buwied benyeath +Bethew undew an oak: and t-the nyame of it w-was cawwed Awwonbachuth. + +3-35:9 And God appeawed u-unto J-Jacob again, when he came out of P-Padanyawam, +and bwessed h-him. + +35:10 And God said u-unto him, Thy nyame is Jacob: thy nyame shaww nyot be +cawwed any mowe Jacob, but Iswaew shaww be thy nyame: and he cawwed his +nyame Iswaew. + +3-35:11 And God said u-unto him, I am God A-Awmighty: be f-fwuitfuw and +muwtipwy; a nyation and a company of nyations shaww be of thee, and +kings shaww come out of thy woins; 35:12 And t-the wand which I gave +A-Abwaham and Isaac, to thee I wiww g-give it, and to thy seed aftew thee +wiww I g-give t-the wand. + +3-35:13 And God went up fwom him in t-the pwace whewe he t-tawked with h-him. + +35:14 And J-Jacob s-set up a piwwaw in t-the pwace whewe he t-tawked with him, +even a piwwaw of stonye: and he pouwed a dwink offewing theweon, and he +pouwed oiw theweon. + +35:15 And J-Jacob cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace whewe God spake with him, +Bethew. + +UwU 3-35:16 And they jouwnyeyed fwom Bethew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-way +to come to Ephwath: and Wachew twavaiwed, and she h-had hawd wabouw. + +35:17 And it came to pass, when she w-was in hawd wabouw, that t-the +midwife said u-unto hew, Feaw n-nyot; t-thou shawt have this son awso. + +35:18 And it came to pass, as hew souw w-was in depawting, (fow she +died) that she cawwed his nyame Benyonyi: but his o(>ω<)o f-fathew cawwed him +Benjamin. + +^w^ 3-35:19 And Wachew died, and w-was buwied in t-the w-way to E-Ephwath, which is +B-Bethwehem. + +35:20 And J-Jacob s-set a piwwaw upon hew gwave: that is t-the piwwaw of +Wachew's gwave u-unto this d-day. + +35:21 And Iswaew jouwnyeyed, and spwead his >_> t-tent beyond t-the towew of +Edaw. + +3-35:22 And it came to pass, when Iswaew d-dwewt in that wand, that (*´▽`*) W-Weuben +went and way with Biwhah his fathew's concubinye: and Iswaew heawd it. +Nyow t-the sons of J-Jacob wewe twewve: (╯✧▽✧)╯ 3-35:23 The sons of Weah; W-Weuben, +Jacob's f-fiwstbown, and S-Simeon, and Wevi, and Judah, and I-Issachaw, and +Zebuwun: 35:24 The sons of Wachew; Joseph, and Benjamin: 35:25 And t-the +sons of Biwhah, Wachew's handmaid; Dan, and Nyaphtawi: 35:26 And t-the +sons of Ziwpah, Weah's h-handmaid: Gad, and Ashew: these awe t-the sons of +Jacob, which wewe bown to him in Padanyawam. + +35:27 And J-Jacob came u-unto Isaac his o(>ω<)o f-fathew u-unto Mamwe, u-unto t-the city +of Awbah, which is Hebwon, whewe A-Abwaham and Isaac sojouwnyed. + +35:28 And t-the days of Isaac wewe an hundwed and fouwscowe yeaws. + +3-35:29 And Isaac gave up t-the g-ghost, and died, and w-was gathewed u-unto his +p-peopwe, being o-owd and f-fuww of ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and his sons E-Esau and J-Jacob buwied +h-him. + +36:1 Nyow these awe t-the genyewations of Esau, who is (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +3-36:2 E-Esau took his wives of t-the daughtews of Canyaan; Adah t-the daughtew +of Ewon t-the Hittite, and (o･ω･o) A-Ahowibamah t-the daughtew of Anyah t-the daughtew +of Zibeon t-the H-Hivite; 36:3 And Bashemath Ishmaew's d-daughtew, s-sistew of +Nyebajoth. + +36:4 And Adah bawe to E-Esau Ewiphaz; and Bashemath bawe Weuew; 3-36:5 And +(o･ω･o) A-Ahowibamah bawe Jeush, and Jaawam, and Kowah: these awe t-the sons of +Esau, which wewe bown u-unto him in t-the wand of Canyaan. + +36:6 And E-Esau took his wives, and his ^-^ s-sons, and his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the p-pewsons of his h-house, and his cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his beasts, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his substance, which he h-had got in t-the wand of Canyaan; and went into +t-the c-countwy fwom t-the f-face of his b-bwothew Jacob. + +36:7 Fow theiw w-wiches wewe mowe than that they m-might dweww togethew; +and t-the wand whewein they wewe stwangews couwd nyot beaw t-them because +of theiw c-cattwe. + +36:8 T-Thus d-dwewt E-Esau in mount ＼(≧▽≦)／ *blushes* S-Seiw: E-Esau is (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +36:9 And these awe t-the genyewations of E-Esau t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the Edomites +in mount ＼(≧▽≦)／ *blushes* S-Seiw: 36:10 These awe t-the nyames of E-Esau's s-sons; Ewiphaz t-the +son of Adah t-the wife of Esau, (ノωヽ) *moans* W-Weuew t-the son of Bashemath t-the wife of +E-Esau. + +36:11 And t-the sons of Ewiphaz wewe T-Teman, O-Omaw, Zepho, and Gatam, and +Kenyaz. + +36:12 And T-Timnya w-was concubinye to Ewiphaz E-Esau's son; and she bawe to +Ewiphaz >w< A-Amawek: these wewe t-the sons of Adah E-Esau's wife. + +3-36:13 And these awe t-the sons of Weuew; Nyahath, and Zewah, Shammah, and +Mizzah: these wewe t-the sons of Bashemath E-Esau's wife. + +36:14 And these wewe t-the sons of Ahowibamah, t-the daughtew of Anyah t-the +daughtew of Zibeon, E-Esau's wife: and she bawe to E-Esau Jeush, and +Jaawam, and Kowah. + +36:15 These wewe (=^‥^=) d-dukes of t-the sons of E-Esau: t-the sons of Ewiphaz t-the +fiwstbown son of Esau; (o･ω･o) d-duke T-Teman, (o･ω･o) d-duke O-Omaw, (o･ω･o) d-duke Zepho, (o･ω･o) d-duke Kenyaz, +36:16 Duke Kowah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Gatam, and (o･ω･o) d-duke >w< A-Amawek: these awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes +that came of Ewiphaz in t-the wand of Edom; these wewe t-the sons of Adah. + +36:17 And these awe t-the sons of (ノωヽ) *moans* W-Weuew E-Esau's son; (o･ω･o) d-duke Nyahath, (o･ω･o) d-duke +Zewah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Shammah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Mizzah: these awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes that came of +(ノωヽ) *moans* W-Weuew in t-the wand of Edom; these awe t-the sons of Bashemath E-Esau's +wife. + +36:18 And these awe t-the sons of (o･ω･o) A-Ahowibamah E-Esau's wife; (o･ω･o) d-duke Jeush, +(o･ω･o) d-duke Jaawam, (o･ω･o) d-duke Kowah: these wewe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes that came of (o･ω･o) A-Ahowibamah +t-the daughtew of Anyah, E-Esau's wife. + +36:19 These awe t-the sons of Esau, who is Edom, and these awe theiw +dukes. + +36:20 These awe t-the sons of Seiw t-the H-Howite, who (✧ω✧) i-inhabited t-the wand; +(O.O) *blushes* W-Wotan, and Shobaw, and Zibeon, and Anyah, 36:21 And Dishon, and Ezew, +and Dishan: these awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes of t-the H-Howites, t-the chiwdwen of Seiw +in t-the wand of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +3-36:22 And t-the chiwdwen of Wotan wewe Howi and Hemam; and Wotan's +s-sistew w-was Timnya. + +36:23 And t-the chiwdwen of Shobaw wewe t-these; A-Awvan, and Manyahath, and +(o･ω･o) E-Ebaw, Shepho, and Onyam. + +36:24 And these awe t-the chiwdwen of Zibeon; both A-Ajah, and A-Anyah: this +w-was that Anyah that f-found t-the muwes in t-the wiwdewnyess, as he fed t-the +asses of Zibeon his fathew. + +36:25 And t-the chiwdwen of Anyah wewe t-these; Dishon, and (o･ω･o) A-Ahowibamah t-the +daughtew of Anyah. + +36:26 And these awe t-the chiwdwen of D-Dishon; Hemdan, and E-Eshban, and +Ithwan, and C-Chewan. + +36:27 The chiwdwen of E-Ezew awe t-these; (´ ω `♡) B-Biwhan, and Zaavan, and Akan. + +36:28 The chiwdwen of Dishan awe t-these; Uz, and Awan. + +(/ =ω=)/ 3-36:29 These awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes that came of t-the Howites; (o･ω･o) d-duke (O.O) *blushes* W-Wotan, (o･ω･o) d-duke +Shobaw, (o･ω･o) d-duke Zibeon, (o･ω･o) d-duke Anyah, 36:30 Duke Dishon, (o･ω･o) d-duke Ezew, (o･ω･o) d-duke +Dishan: these awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes that came of Howi, among theiw (=^‥^=) d-dukes in +t-the wand of Seiw. + +36:31 And these awe t-the kings that weignyed in t-the wand of Edom, befowe +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe weignyed any king o-ovew t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +36:32 And Bewa t-the son of Beow weignyed in E-Edom: and t-the nyame of his +city w-was Dinhabah. + +36:33 And Bewa died, and Jobab t-the son of Zewah of Bozwah weignyed in +his s-stead. + +36:34 And Jobab died, and Husham of t-the wand of ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ T-Temanyi weignyed in his +s-stead. + +36:35 And Husham died, and Hadad t-the son of Bedad, who smote Midian in +t-the fiewd of M-Moab, weignyed in his s-stead: and t-the nyame of his city w-was +Avith. + +36:36 And Hadad died, and Samwah of Maswekah weignyed in his s-stead. + +36:37 And Samwah died, and Sauw of Wehoboth by t-the wivew weignyed in +his s-stead. + +36:38 And Sauw died, and Baawhanyan t-the son of Achbow weignyed in his +s-stead. + +3-36:39 And Baawhanyan t-the son of Achbow died, and Hadaw weignyed in his +s-stead: and t-the nyame of his city w-was Pau; and his w-wife's nyame w-was +Mehetabew, t-the daughtew of Matwed, t-the daughtew of Mezahab. + +36:40 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes that came of Esau, +a-accowding to theiw famiwies, aftew theiw pwaces, by theiw nyames; (o･ω･o) d-duke +T-Timnyah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Awvah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Jetheth, 36:41 Duke Ahowibamah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Ewah, +(o･ω･o) d-duke Pinyon, 36:42 Duke Kenyaz, (o･ω･o) d-duke T-Teman, (o･ω･o) d-duke Mibzaw, 36:43 Duke +M-Magdiew, (o･ω･o) d-duke Iwam: these be t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes of Edom, a-accowding to theiw +habitations in t-the wand of theiw possession: he is E-Esau t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of +t-the E-Edomites. + +37:1 And J-Jacob d-dwewt in t-the wand whewein his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was a s-stwangew, in +t-the wand of Canyaan. + +37:2 These awe t-the genyewations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen yeaws +o-owd, w-was feeding t-the fwock with his bwethwen; and t-the wad w-was with t-the +sons of Biwhah, and with t-the sons of Ziwpah, his fathew's wives: and +Joseph b-bwought u-unto his o(>ω<)o f-fathew theiw eviw w-wepowt. + +3-37:3 Nyow Iswaew woved Joseph mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-chiwdwen, because he +w-was t-the son of his o-owd a-age: and he m-made him a coat of many c-cowouws. + +37:4 And when his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen saw that theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew woved him mowe than +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bwethwen, they hated him, and couwd nyot speak peaceabwy u-unto +h-him. + +37:5 And Joseph dweamed a dweam, and he towd it his b-bwethwen: and they +hated him (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the mowe. + +37:6 And he said u-unto t-them, Heaw, I p-pway y-you, this dweam which I have +dweamed: 37:7 Fow, b-behowd, we wewe binding sheaves in t-the fiewd, and, +wo, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheaf a-awose, and awso s-stood upwight; and, b-behowd, youw sheaves +s-stood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and m-made obeisance to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheaf. + +37:8 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen said to him, Shawt t-thou indeed weign o-ovew us? ow +shawt t-thou indeed have dominyion o-ovew us? And they hated him (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the +mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his dweams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wowds. + +37:9 And he dweamed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet anyothew dweam, and towd it his bwethwen, and +said, Behowd, I have dweamed a dweam mowe; and, b-behowd, t-the sun and +t-the moon and t-the eweven staws m-made obeisance to me. + +37:10 And he towd it to his fathew, and to his b-bwethwen: and his +o(>ω<)o f-fathew webuked him, and said u-unto him, What is this dweam that t-thou +hast dweamed? Shaww I and thy mothew and thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen indeed come to +bow down ouwsewves to thee to t-the eawth? 37:11 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +envied h-him; but his o(>ω<)o f-fathew obsewved t-the (☆▽☆) s-saying. + +37:12 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen went to feed theiw fathew's fwock in Shechem. + +37:13 And Iswaew said u-unto Joseph, Do nyot thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen feed t-the fwock +in Shechem? come, and I wiww send thee u-unto them. And he said to him, +Hewe am I. + +3-37:14 And he said to him, Go, I p-pway thee, s-see whethew it be w-weww with +thy bwethwen, and w-weww with t-the f-fwocks; and bwing m-me wowd again. S-So he +sent him out of t-the vawe of Hebwon, and he came to Shechem. + +3-37:15 And a c-cewtain man f-found him, and, b-behowd, he w-was wandewing in +t-the fiewd: and t-the man asked him, s-saying, What seekest thou? 37:16 +And he said, I seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwethwen: teww me, I p-pway thee, whewe they feed +theiw fwocks. + +37:17 And t-the man said, They awe depawted h-hence; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I heawd t-them say, +Wet us go to Dothan. And Joseph went aftew his bwethwen, and f-found +t-them in Dothan. + +37:18 And when they saw him afaw off, even befowe he came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto +t-them, they conspiwed against him to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him. + +37:19 And they said onye to anyothew, Behowd, this dweamew cometh. + +37:20 Come nyow thewefowe, and wet us (✧∀✧)/ s-sway him, and cast him into s-some +pit, and we wiww say, Some eviw beast hath devouwed him: and we shaww +s-see what wiww become of his d-dweams. + +3-37:21 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben heawd it, and he dewivewed him out of theiw hands; +and said, Wet us nyot kiww h-him. + +37:22 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben said u-unto t-them, S-Shed nyo bwood, but cast him into this +p-pit that is in t-the wiwdewnyess, and way nyo hand upon h-him; that he m-might +wid him out of theiw hands, to d-dewivew him to his o(>ω<)o f-fathew again. + +37:23 And it came to pass, when Joseph w-was come u-unto his bwethwen, +that they stwipt Joseph out of his coat, his coat of many cowouws that +w-was on h-him; 37:24 And they took him, and cast him into a pit: and t-the +p-pit w-was e-empty, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo w-watew in it. + +37:25 And they sat down to e-eat bwead: and they w-wifted up theiw eyes +and wooked, and, b-behowd, a company of Ishmeewites came fwom Giwead +with theiw c-camews beawing spicewy and b-bawm and ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, g-going to cawwy +it down to Egypt. + +37:26 And Judah said u-unto his bwethwen, What pwofit is it if we (✧∀✧)/ s-sway +ouw bwothew, and conceaw his b-bwood? 3-37:27 Come, and wet us seww him +to t-the Ishmeewites, and wet nyot ouw hand be upon h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is ouw +b-bwothew and ouw ;;w;; f-fwesh. And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen wewe content. + +37:28 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe passed by Midianyites mewchantmen; and they dwew and +w-wifted up Joseph out of t-the pit, and sowd Joseph to t-the Ishmeewites +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty pieces of siwvew: and they b-bwought Joseph into Egypt. + +37:29 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben wetuwnyed u-unto t-the pit; and, b-behowd, Joseph w-was nyot in +t-the pit; and he went his cwothes. + +37:30 And he wetuwnyed u-unto his bwethwen, and said, The c-chiwd is n-nyot; +and I, whithew shaww I go? 37:31 And they took Joseph's coat, and +kiwwed a kid of t-the goats, and dipped t-the coat in t-the bwood; 37:32 And +they sent t-the coat of many cowouws, and they b-bwought it to theiw +f-fathew; and said, This have we f-found: knyow nyow whethew it be thy son's +coat ow nyo. + +37:33 And he knyew it, and said, I-It is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son's c-coat; an eviw beast +hath devouwed h-him; Joseph is without doubt went in pieces. + +3-37:34 And J-Jacob went his cwothes, and put (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth upon his w-woins, +and mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his son many days. + +37:35 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sons and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his daughtews w-wose up to comfowt h-him; +but he wefused to be comfowted; and he said, Fow I wiww go down into +t-the gwave u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son mouwnying. T-Thus his o(>ω<)o f-fathew wept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +3-37:36 And t-the Midianyites sowd him into Egypt u-unto P-Potiphaw, an officew +of Phawaoh's, and c-captain of t-the guawd. + +38:1 And it came to pass a-at that time, that Judah went down fwom his +bwethwen, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in to a c-cewtain Aduwwamite, whose nyame w-was Hiwah. + +38:2 And Judah saw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a daughtew of a c-cewtain Canyaanyite, whose nyame +w-was Shuah; and he took hew, and went in u-unto hew. + +＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 And she conceived, and bawe a son; and he cawwed his nyame E-Ew. + +3-38:4 And she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe a son; and she cawwed his nyame +O-Onyan. + +3-38:5 And she (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again conceived, and bawe a son; and cawwed his nyame +S-Shewah: and he w-was a-at C-Chezib, when she bawe h-him. + +38:6 And Judah took a wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (♡°▽°♡) E-Ew his f-fiwstbown, whose nyame w-was Tamaw. + +38:7 And Ew, Judah's f-fiwstbown, w-was wicked in t-the sight of t-the WOWD; +and t-the WOWD swew h-him. + +(o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 And Judah said u-unto Onyan, Go in u-unto thy bwothew's wife, and +m-mawwy hew, and w-waise up seed to thy bwothew. + +38:9 And Onyan knyew that t-the seed shouwd nyot be his; and it came to +pass, when he went in u-unto his bwothew's wife, that he spiwwed it on +t-the g-gwound, west that he shouwd g-give seed to his bwothew. + +3-38:10 And t-the t-thing which he did d-dispweased t-the WOWD: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he +swew him awso. + +38:11 T-Then said Judah to Tamaw his daughtew in w-waw, Wemain a widow a-at +thy fathew's h-house, tiww Shewah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son be gwown: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, West +pewadventuwe he die awso, as his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen did. And Tamaw went and +d-dwewt in hew fathew's house. + +3-38:12 And in pwocess of time t-the daughtew of Shuah Judah's wife died; +and Judah w-was comfowted, and went up u-unto his sheepsheawews to +T-Timnyath, he and his fwiend Hiwah t-the (´-ω-`) A-Aduwwamite. + +♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 And it w-was towd Tamaw, s-saying, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw goeth up +to Timnyath to sheaw his sheep. + +38:14 And she put hew w-widow's gawments off fwom hew, and covewed hew +with a v-vaiw, and wwapped hewsewf, and sat in an open pwace, which is +by t-the w-way to T-Timnyath; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she saw that Shewah w-was gwown, and she w-was +nyot given u-unto him to wife. + +38:15 When Judah saw hew, he thought hew to be an (o･ω･o) *hugs tightly* h-hawwot; because she +h-had covewed hew (￣ω￣) f-face. + +38:16 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto hew by t-the way, and said, Go t-to, I p-pway thee, +wet m-me come in u-unto thee; (fow he knyew nyot that she w-was his daughtew +in waw.) And she said, What wiwt t-thou g-give me, that t-thou mayest come +in u-unto m-me? 38:17 And he said, I wiww send thee a kid fwom t-the fwock. +And she said, Wiwt t-thou g-give m-me a pwedge, tiww t-thou send it? 3-38:18 +And he said, What p-pwedge shaww I g-give thee? And she said, Thy signyet, +and thy bwacewets, and thy s-staff that is in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he gave it +hew, and came in u-unto hew, and she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived by h-him. + +38:19 And she a-awose, and went away, and w-waid by hew vaiw fwom hew, and +put on t-the gawments of hew widowhood. + +38:20 And Judah sent t-the kid by t-the hand of his fwiend t-the Aduwwamite, +to weceive his p-pwedge fwom t-the woman's hand: but he f-found hew n-nyot. + +38:21 T-Then he asked t-the men of that pwace, s-saying, Whewe is t-the +h-hawwot, that w-was openwy by t-the w-way side? And they said, Thewe w-was nyo +hawwot in this pwace. + +3-38:22 And he wetuwnyed to Judah, and said, I c-cannyot f-find hew; and awso +t-the men of t-the pwace said, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo hawwot in this pwace. + +38:23 And Judah said, Wet hew o(>ω<)o t-take it to hew, west we be shamed: +b-behowd, I sent this kid, and t-thou hast nyot f-found hew. + +38:24 And it came to pass about thwee months aftew, that it w-was towd +Judah, s-saying, Tamaw thy daughtew in (☆▽☆) w-waw hath pwayed t-the (o･ω･o) *hugs tightly* h-hawwot; and +awso, b-behowd, she is with c-chiwd by whowedom. And Judah said, Bwing hew +fowth, and wet hew be :33 b-buwnt. + +38:25 When she w-was b-bwought fowth, she sent to hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, +s-saying, By t-the ^.^ m-man, whose these a-awe, am I with chiwd: and she said, +Discewn, I p-pway thee, whose awe these, t-the signyet, and bwacewets, and +staff. + +38:26 And Judah acknyowwedged t-them, and said, She hath b-been mowe +wighteous than I; because that I gave hew nyot to Shewah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And he +knyew hew again nyo mowe. + +38:27 And it came to pass in t-the time of hew twavaiw, that, b-behowd, +t-twins wewe in hew womb. + +38:28 And it came to pass, when she twavaiwed, that t-the onye put out +his hand: and t-the midwife took and b-bound upon his hand a scawwet +thwead, s-saying, This came out fiwst. + +38:29 And it came to pass, as he dwew back his hand, that, b-behowd, his +b-bwothew came out: and she said, How hast t-thou bwoken f-fowth? this +bweach be upon t-thee: thewefowe his nyame w-was cawwed Phawez. + +38:30 And aftewwawd came out his bwothew, that h-had t-the scawwet thwead +upon his hand: and his nyame w-was cawwed Z-Zawah. + +39:1 And Joseph w-was b-bwought down to Egypt; and P-Potiphaw, an officew of +Phawaoh, c-captain of t-the guawd, an Egyptian, bought him of t-the h-hands of +t-the Ishmeewites, which h-had b-bwought him down thithew. + +3-39:2 And t-the WOWD w-was with Joseph, and he w-was a p-pwospewous man; and he +w-was in t-the house of his mastew t-the Egyptian. + +39:3 And his mastew saw that t-the WOWD w-was with him, and that t-the WOWD +m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did to p-pwospew in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +39:4 And Joseph f-found gwace in his s-sight, and he sewved him: and he +m-made him ovewseew o-ovew his h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had he put into his +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +39:5 And it came to pass fwom t-the time that he h-had m-made him ovewseew +in his h-house, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had, that t-the WOWD bwessed t-the +Egyptian's house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joseph's sake; and t-the bwessing of t-the WOWD w-was +upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had in t-the h-house, and in t-the fiewd. + +39:6 And he weft (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had in Joseph's hand; and he knyew nyot +ought he had, s-save t-the bwead which he did eat. And Joseph w-was a goodwy +(・_・ヾ p-pewson, and w-weww favouwed. + +39:7 And it came to pass aftew these things, that his mastew's wife +cast hew eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Wie with me. + +3-39:8 But he w-wefused, and said u-unto his mastew's wife, Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mastew (´ ∀ ` *) w-wotteth nyot what is with m-me in t-the h-house, and he hath committed +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand; 39:9 Thewe is nyonye gweatew in this house +than I; nyeithew hath he kept back any t-thing fwom m-me but thee, because +t-thou awt his wife: how t-then c-can I (^-^*)/ d-do this gweat wickednyess, and sin +against God? 39:10 And it came to pass, as she spake to Joseph day by +day, that he heawkenyed nyot u-unto hew, to w-wie by hew, ow to be with hew. + +39:11 And it came to pass about this time, that Joseph went into t-the +house to (^-^*)/ d-do his businyess; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye of t-the men of t-the house +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe within. + +39:12 And she caught him by his gawment, s-saying, Wie with me: and he +weft his gawment in hew hand, and fwed, and got him ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +3-39:13 And it came to pass, when she saw that he h-had weft his gawment +in hew hand, and w-was fwed fowth, 39:14 That she cawwed u-unto t-the men of +hew h-house, and spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, See, he hath b-bwought in an +H-Hebwew u-unto us to mock us; he came in u-unto m-me to w-wie with me, and I +cwied with a w-woud voice: 3-39:15 And it came to pass, when he heawd that +I w-wifted up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice and cwied, that he weft his gawment with me, and +fwed, and got him ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +3-39:16 And she w-waid up his gawment by hew, untiw his wowd came home. + +39:17 And she spake u-unto him a-accowding to these wowds, s-saying, The +H-Hebwew s-sewvant, which t-thou hast b-bwought u-unto u-us, came in u-unto m-me to +mock me: o(>< )o 3-39:18 And it came to pass, as I w-wifted up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice and cwied, +that he weft his gawment with me, and fwed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +♡(｡- ω -) 3-39:19 And it came to pass, when his mastew heawd t-the w-wowds of his +wife, which she spake u-unto him, s-saying, Aftew this m-mannyew did thy +sewvant to m-me; that his wwath w-was kindwed. + +3-39:20 And Joseph's mastew took him, and put him into t-the pwison, a +pwace whewe t-the king's pwisonyews wewe bound: and he w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the +pwison. + +39:21 But t-the WOWD w-was with Joseph, and shewed him m-mewcy, and gave him +favouw in t-the sight of t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the pwison. + +39:22 And t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the pwison committed to Joseph's hand (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +pwisonyews that wewe in t-the pwison; and whatsoevew they did thewe, he +w-was t-the doew of it. + +39:23 The (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the pwison wooked nyot to any t-thing that w-was undew +his hand; because t-the WOWD w-was with him, and that which he did, t-the +WOWD m-made it to pwospew. + +40:1 And it came to pass aftew these things, that t-the butwew of t-the +king of Egypt and his bakew h-had o-offended theiw wowd t-the king of Egypt. + +40:2 And Phawaoh w-was wwoth against two of his officews, against t-the +chief of t-the b-butwews, and against t-the chief of t-the bakews. + +40:3 And he put t-them in wawd in t-the house of t-the c-captain of t-the guawd, +into t-the pwison, t-the pwace whewe Joseph w-was bound. + +40:4 And t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd c-chawged Joseph with t-them, and he +sewved (=`ω´=) t-them: and they continyued a season in wawd. + +40:5 And they dweamed a dweam both of t-them, each man his dweam in onye +nyight, each man a-accowding to t-the i-intewpwetation of his dweam, t-the +butwew and t-the bakew of t-the king of Egypt, which wewe b-bound in t-the +pwison. + +40:6 And Joseph came in u-unto t-them in t-the m-mownying, and wooked upon +t-them, and, b-behowd, they wewe sad. + +40:7 And he asked Phawaoh's officews that wewe with him in t-the wawd of +his wowd's h-house, s-saying, Whewefowe wook ye so sadwy to day? 40:8 And +they said u-unto him, We have dweamed a dweam, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo +intewpwetew of it. And Joseph said u-unto t-them, Do nyot intewpwetations +bewong to God? teww m-me t-them, I p-pway you. + +4-40:9 And t-the chief butwew towd his dweam to Joseph, and said to him, +In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dweam, b-behowd, a vinye w-was befowe m-me; 40:10 And in t-the vinye wewe +thwee bwanches: and it w-was as t-though it budded, and hew bwossoms shot +fowth; and t-the cwustews theweof b-bwought fowth wipe gwapes: 40:11 And +Phawaoh's cup w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: and I took t-the g-gwapes, and pwessed t-them +into Phawaoh's cup, and I gave t-the cup into Phawaoh's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +40:12 And Joseph said u-unto him, This is t-the i-intewpwetation of i-it: The +thwee bwanches awe thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 40:13 Y-Yet within thwee days shaww +Phawaoh wift up thinye head, and westowe thee u-unto thy p-pwace: and t-thou +shawt d-dewivew Phawaoh's cup into his hand, aftew t-the f-fowmew m-mannyew +when t-thou wast his butwew. + +40:14 But think on m-me when it shaww be w-weww with thee, and s-shew +k-kindnyess, I p-pway thee, u-unto me, and make mention of m-me u-unto Phawaoh, +and bwing m-me out of this house: 4-40:15 Fow indeed I w-was stowen away out +of t-the wand of t-the Hebwews: and hewe awso have I donye nyothing that +they shouwd put m-me into t-the dungeon. + +40:16 When t-the chief bakew saw that t-the i-intewpwetation w-was g-good, he +said u-unto Joseph, I awso w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dweam, and, b-behowd, I h-had thwee +white baskets on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head: 40:17 And in t-the u-uppewmost basket (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of bakemeats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh; and t-the biwds did e-eat t-them out +of t-the basket upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head. + +40:18 And Joseph answewed and said, This is t-the i-intewpwetation +theweof: The thwee baskets awe thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 40:19 Y-Yet within thwee days +shaww Phawaoh wift up thy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head fwom off thee, and shaww h-hang thee on a +twee; and t-the biwds shaww e-eat thy fwesh fwom off thee. + +40:20 And it came to pass t-the thiwd day, which w-was Phawaoh's biwthday, +that he m-made a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants: and he w-wifted up t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +of t-the chief butwew and of t-the chief bakew among his sewvants. + +40:21 And he westowed t-the chief butwew u-unto his butwewship a-again; and +he gave t-the cup into Phawaoh's hand: 40:22 But he hanged t-the chief +bakew: as Joseph h-had intewpweted to them. + +40:23 Y-Yet did nyot t-the chief butwew (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew Joseph, but fowgat h-him. + +4-41:1 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of two f-fuww yeaws, that Phawaoh +dweamed: and, b-behowd, he s-stood by t-the :3 w-wivew. + +41:2 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came up out of t-the wivew seven w-weww favouwed +kinye and fatfweshed; and they fed in a meadow. + +41:3 And, b-behowd, seven othew kinye came up aftew t-them out of t-the +wivew, iww favouwed and weanfweshed; and s-stood by t-the othew kinye upon +t-the bwink of t-the :3 w-wivew. + +41:4 And t-the iww favouwed and weanfweshed kinye did e-eat up t-the seven +w-weww favouwed and fat kinye. S-So Phawaoh awoke. + +41:5 And he swept and dweamed t-the second time: and, b-behowd, seven eaws +of cown came up upon onye stawk, wank and good. + +41:6 And, b-behowd, seven thin eaws and bwasted with t-the east wind +spwung up aftew them. + +4-41:7 And t-the seven thin eaws devouwed t-the seven wank and f-fuww eaws. +And Phawaoh a-awoke, and, b-behowd, it w-was a dweam. + +41:8 And it came to pass in t-the mownying that his spiwit w-was twoubwed; +and he sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the magicians of Egypt, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wise men theweof: and Phawaoh towd t-them his d-dweam; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye +that couwd intewpwet t-them u-unto Phawaoh. + +41:9 T-Then spake t-the chief butwew u-unto Phawaoh, s-saying, I (^-^*)/ d-do (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fauwts this day: 41:10 Phawaoh w-was wwoth with his sewvants, and put +m-me in wawd in t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd's h-house, both m-me and t-the chief +bakew: 4-41:11 And we dweamed a dweam in onye nyight, I and h-he; we dweamed +each man a-accowding to t-the i-intewpwetation of his dweam. + +41:12 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with us a young ^.^ m-man, an Hebwew, sewvant to +t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd; and we towd him, and he intewpweted to us +ouw dweams; to each man a-accowding to his dweam he did intewpwet. + +4-41:13 And it came to pass, as he intewpweted to u-us, so it w-was; m-me he +westowed u-unto minye office, and him he hanged. + +41:14 T-Then Phawaoh sent and cawwed Joseph, and they b-bwought him +hastiwy out of t-the dungeon: and he shaved himsewf, and changed his +waiment, and came in u-unto Phawaoh. + +41:15 And Phawaoh said u-unto Joseph, I have dweamed a dweam, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is nyonye that c-can intewpwet i-it: and I have heawd say of thee, that t-thou +c-canst undewstand a dweam to intewpwet it. + +41:16 And Joseph answewed Phawaoh, s-saying, I-It is nyot in me: God shaww +g-give Phawaoh an answew of p-peace. + +41:17 And Phawaoh said u-unto Joseph, In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dweam, b-behowd, I s-stood upon +t-the bank of t-the wivew: 4-41:18 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came up out of t-the +wivew seven kinye, f-fatfweshed and w-weww favouwed; and they fed in a +meadow: 41:19 And, b-behowd, seven othew kinye came up aftew t-them, poow +and vewy iww favouwed and (❤ω❤) w-weanfweshed, such as I nyevew saw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wand of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow badnyess: 41:20 And t-the wean and t-the iww favouwed +kinye did e-eat up t-the fiwst seven fat kinye: 41:21 And when they h-had +eaten t-them up, it couwd nyot be knyown that they h-had eaten t-them; but +they wewe stiww iww (=①ω①=) f-favouwed, as a-at t-the beginnying. S-So I awoke. + +41:22 And I saw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dweam, and, b-behowd, seven eaws came up in onye +stawk, f-fuww and good: (T_T) 4-41:23 And, b-behowd, seven eaws, withewed, thin, +and bwasted with t-the east wind, spwung up aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: 41:24 And t-the +thin eaws devouwed t-the seven g-good eaws: and I towd this u-unto t-the +magicians; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye that couwd decwawe it to me. + +4-41:25 And Joseph said u-unto Phawaoh, The dweam of Phawaoh is onye: God +hath shewed Phawaoh what he is about to do. + +41:26 The seven g-good kinye awe seven yeaws; and t-the seven g-good eaws awe +seven yeaws: t-the dweam is onye. + +41:27 And t-the seven thin and iww favouwed kinye that came up aftew t-them +awe seven yeaws; and t-the seven empty eaws bwasted with t-the east wind +shaww be seven yeaws of faminye. + +41:28 This is t-the t-thing which I have spoken u-unto Phawaoh: What God is +about to (^-^*)/ d-do he sheweth u-unto Phawaoh. + +41:29 Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come seven yeaws of gweat pwenty (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wand of Egypt: 4-41:30 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww a-awise aftew t-them seven yeaws +of faminye; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwenty shaww be fowgotten in t-the wand of Egypt; +and t-the faminye shaww consume t-the wand; 41:31 And t-the pwenty shaww nyot +be knyown in t-the wand by w-weason of that faminye fowwowing; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww +be vewy gwievous. + +41:32 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that t-the dweam w-was doubwed u-unto Phawaoh twice; it is +because t-the t-thing is estabwished by G-God, and God wiww showtwy bwing it +to pass. + +(T_T) 4-41:33 Nyow thewefowe wet Phawaoh wook out a man discweet and w-wise, and +s-set him o-ovew t-the wand of Egypt. + +41:34 Wet Phawaoh (^-^*)/ d-do this, and wet him appoint officews o-ovew t-the wand, +and o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the fifth pawt of t-the wand of Egypt in t-the seven p-pwenteous +yeaws. + +41:35 And wet t-them gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the food of those g-good yeaws that come, +and way up cown undew t-the hand of Phawaoh, and wet t-them keep food in +t-the cities. + +41:36 And that food shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stowe to t-the wand against t-the seven +yeaws of (≧◡≦) f-faminye, which shaww be in t-the wand of Egypt; that t-the wand +pewish nyot thwough t-the faminye. + +41:37 And t-the t-thing w-was g-good in t-the eyes of Phawaoh, and in t-the eyes +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants. + +41:38 And Phawaoh said u-unto his sewvants, Can we f-find such a onye as +this is, a man in whom t-the Spiwit of God is? 41:39 And Phawaoh said +u-unto Joseph, Fowasmuch as God hath shewed thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye +so discweet and wise as t-thou awt: 41:40 T-Thou shawt be o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, +and a-accowding u-unto thy wowd shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe be wuwed: onwy in t-the +t-thwonye wiww I be gweatew than thou. + +41:41 And Phawaoh said u-unto Joseph, See, I have s-set thee o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wand of Egypt. + +(＞ｍ＜) *sighs* 4-41:42 And Phawaoh took off his w-wing fwom his hand, and put it upon +Joseph's hand, and awwayed him in vestuwes of finye winyen, and put a +gowd chain about his nyeck; 41:43 And he m-made him to wide in t-the second +chawiot which he had; and they cwied befowe him, Bow t-the knyee: and he +m-made him wuwew o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. + +41:44 And Phawaoh said u-unto Joseph, I am Phawaoh, and without thee +shaww nyo man wift up his hand ow foot in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. + +41:45 And Phawaoh cawwed Joseph's nyame Zaphnyathpaanyeah; and he gave +him to wife Asenyath t-the daughtew of Potiphewah pwiest of On. And +Joseph went out o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. + +41:46 And Joseph w-was thiwty yeaws o-owd when he s-stood befowe Phawaoh +king of Egypt. And Joseph went out fwom t-the pwesence of Phawaoh, and +went (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. + +41:47 And in t-the seven p-pwenteous yeaws t-the eawth b-bwought fowth by +handfuws. + +41:48 And he gathewed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the food of t-the seven yeaws, which wewe +in t-the wand of Egypt, and w-waid up t-the food in t-the cities: t-the food of +t-the fiewd, which w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, w-waid he up in t-the same. + +41:49 And Joseph gathewed cown as t-the sand of t-the sea, vewy ^w^ m-much, +untiw he weft nyumbewing; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was without nyumbew. + +41:50 And u-unto Joseph wewe bown two sons befowe t-the yeaws of faminye +came, which Asenyath t-the daughtew of Potiphewah pwiest of On bawe u-unto +h-him. + +41:51 And Joseph cawwed t-the nyame of t-the fiwstbown Manyasseh: Fow G-God, +said he, hath m-made m-me fowget (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-toiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house. + +41:52 And t-the nyame of t-the second cawwed he Ephwaim: Fow God hath +caused m-me to be f-fwuitfuw in t-the wand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my affwiction. + +41:53 And t-the seven yeaws of p-pwenteousnyess, that w-was in t-the wand of +Egypt, wewe ended. + +41:54 And t-the seven yeaws of deawth began to come, a-accowding as Joseph +h-had said: and t-the deawth w-was in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands; but in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of +Egypt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was bwead. + +41:55 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt w-was famished, t-the peopwe cwied to +Phawaoh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwead: and Phawaoh said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Egyptians, Go u-unto +Joseph; what he saith to y-you, do. + +41:56 And t-the faminye w-was o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-face of t-the eawth: and Joseph +openyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stowehouses, and sowd u-unto t-the (o^▽^o) E-Egyptians; and t-the +faminye (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed sowe in t-the wand of Egypt. + +4-41:57 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies came into Egypt to Joseph (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to buy cown; +because that t-the faminye w-was so sowe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands. + +42:1 Nyow when J-Jacob saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was cown in Egypt, J-Jacob said u-unto +his ^-^ s-sons, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye wook onye upon (>_<) a-anyothew? 42:2 And he said, Behowd, +I have heawd that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is cown in Egypt: get you down thithew, and +buy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us fwom thence; that we may wive, and nyot die. + +4-42:3 And Joseph's t-ten (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen went down to buy cown in Egypt. + +42:4 But Benjamin, Joseph's bwothew, J-Jacob sent nyot with his bwethwen; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, West pewadventuwe mischief b-befaww h-him. + +4-42:5 And t-the sons of Iswaew came to buy cown among those that came: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faminye w-was in t-the wand of Canyaan. + +42:6 And Joseph w-was t-the govewnyow o-ovew t-the wand, and he it w-was that +sowd to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand: and Joseph's (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen came, and +b-bowed down themsewves befowe him with theiw faces to t-the eawth. + +42:7 And Joseph saw his bwethwen, and he knyew t-them, but m-made himsewf +s-stwange u-unto t-them, and spake woughwy u-unto t-them; and he said u-unto t-them, +Whence come ye? And they said, Fwom t-the wand of Canyaan to buy food. + +42:8 And Joseph knyew his bwethwen, but they knyew nyot h-him. + +42:9 And Joseph wemembewed t-the d-dweams which he dweamed of t-them, and +said u-unto t-them, Ye awe s-spies; to s-see t-the nyakednyess of t-the wand ye awe +come. + +4-42:10 And they said u-unto him, Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, but to buy food awe thy +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants come. + +42:11 We awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye man's s-sons; we awe twue men, thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe nyo +spies. + +42:12 And he said u-unto t-them, Nyay, but to s-see t-the nyakednyess of t-the wand +ye awe come. + +42:13 And they said, Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe twewve bwethwen, t-the sons of onye +man in t-the wand of Canyaan; and, b-behowd, t-the youngest is this day with +ouw fathew, and onye is n-nyot. + +42:14 And Joseph said u-unto t-them, That is it that I spake u-unto y-you, +s-saying, Ye awe spies: 42:15 H-Heweby ye shaww be pwoved: By t-the wife of +Phawaoh ye shaww nyot go fowth hence, except youw youngest b-bwothew come +hithew. + +42:16 Send onye of y-you, and wet him fetch youw bwothew, and ye shaww be +kept in pwison, that youw w-wowds may be pwoved, whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any +twuth in you: ow ewse by t-the wife of Phawaoh suwewy ye awe spies. + +42:17 And he put t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww togethew into wawd thwee days. + +42:18 And Joseph said u-unto t-them t-the thiwd day, This do, and wive; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +I f-feaw G-God: 42:19 If ye be twue men, wet onye of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen be b-bound +in t-the house of youw p-pwison: go ye, cawwy cown (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faminye of youw +houses: 42:20 But bwing youw youngest b-bwothew u-unto m-me; so shaww youw +w-wowds be vewified, and ye shaww nyot die. And they did so. + +42:21 And they said onye to anyothew, We awe vewiwy g-guiwty c-concewnying +ouw bwothew, in that we saw t-the a-anguish of his s-souw, when he besought +u-us, and we w-wouwd nyot heaw; thewefowe is this d-distwess come upon us. + +42:22 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben answewed t-them, s-saying, Spake I nyot u-unto y-you, s-saying, +Do nyot sin against t-the chiwd; and ye w-wouwd nyot heaw? thewefowe, +b-behowd, awso his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is wequiwed. + +42:23 And they knyew nyot that Joseph undewstood t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he spake u-unto +t-them by an intewpwetew. + +42:24 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed himsewf about fwom t-them, and wept; and wetuwnyed to +t-them again, and communyed with t-them, and took fwom t-them S-Simeon, and +b-bound him befowe theiw eyes. + +42:25 T-Then Joseph commanded to fiww theiw sacks with cown, and to +westowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's monyey into his sack, and to g-give t-them pwovision +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-way: and thus did he u-unto them. + +4-42:26 And they w-waded theiw asses with t-the cown, and depawted thence. + +42:27 And as onye of t-them openyed his sack to g-give his a-ass pwovendew in +t-the inn, he espied his m-monyey; fow, b-behowd, it w-was in his (^-^*)/ s-sack's mouth. + +4-42:28 And he said u-unto his bwethwen, My monyey is westowed; and, wo, it +is even in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sack: and theiw heawt faiwed t-them, and they wewe afwaid, +saying onye to anyothew, What is this that God hath donye u-unto us? 42:29 +And they came u-unto J-Jacob theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew u-unto t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and +towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that befeww u-unto t-them; s-saying, 42:30 The ^.^ m-man, who is t-the +wowd of t-the wand, spake woughwy to u-us, and took us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow spies of t-the +countwy. + +42:31 And we said u-unto him, We awe twue men; we awe nyo spies: 42:32 We +be twewve bwethwen, sons of ouw f-fathew; onye is nyot, and t-the youngest +is this day with ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew in t-the wand of Canyaan. + +42:33 And t-the ^.^ m-man, t-the wowd of t-the countwy, said u-unto u-us, H-Heweby shaww +I knyow that ye awe twue men; weave onye of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen hewe with me, +and o(>ω<)o t-take food (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faminye of youw h-househowds, and be gonye: 4-42:34 +And bwing youw youngest b-bwothew u-unto me: t-then shaww I knyow that ye awe +nyo spies, but that ye awe twue m-men: so wiww I d-dewivew you youw +bwothew, and ye shaww twaffick in t-the wand. + +42:35 And it came to pass as they emptied theiw sacks, that, b-behowd, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's bundwe of monyey w-was in his sack: and when both they and +theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew saw t-the bundwes of monyey, they wewe afwaid. + +42:36 And J-Jacob theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew said u-unto t-them, Me have ye beweaved of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +chiwdwen: Joseph is nyot, and S-Simeon is nyot, and ye wiww o(>ω<)o t-take Benjamin +(☆ω☆) a-away: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things awe against me. + +42:37 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben spake u-unto his fathew, s-saying, Sway o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two ^-^ s-sons, if I +bwing him nyot to t-thee: d-dewivew him into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, and I wiww bwing him +to thee again. + +42:38 And he said, My son shaww nyot go down with you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his b-bwothew +is dead, and he is weft a-awonye: if mischief b-befaww him by t-the w-way in +t-the which ye go, t-then shaww ye bwing down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gway haiws with sowwow to +t-the gwave. + +43:1 And t-the faminye w-was sowe in t-the wand. + +43:2 And it came to pass, when they h-had eaten up t-the cown which they +h-had b-bwought out of Egypt, theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew said u-unto t-them, Go again, buy +us a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe food. + +43:3 And Judah spake u-unto him, s-saying, The man did sowemnwy pwotest +u-unto u-us, s-saying, Ye shaww nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, except youw b-bwothew be with +you. + +4-43:4 If t-thou wiwt send ouw b-bwothew with u-us, we wiww go down and buy +thee food: 43:5 But if t-thou wiwt nyot send him, we wiww nyot go down: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the man said u-unto u-us, Ye shaww nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, except youw +b-bwothew be with you. + +43:6 And Iswaew said, Whewefowe d-deawt ye so iww with me, as to teww +t-the man whethew ye h-had (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a bwothew? 43:7 And they said, The man +asked us stwaitwy of ouw s-state, and of ouw kindwed, s-saying, Is youw +o(>ω<)o f-fathew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive? have ye anyothew bwothew? and we towd him a-accowding +to t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ t-tenyow of these wowds: couwd we cewtainwy knyow that he w-wouwd +say, Bwing youw b-bwothew (>_<) d-down? 43:8 And Judah said u-unto Iswaew his +fathew, Send t-the wad with me, and we wiww a-awise and go; that we may +wive, and nyot die, both ^w^ w-we, and thou, and awso ouw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes. + +43:9 I wiww be s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand shawt t-thou wequiwe him: if I +bwing him nyot u-unto thee, and s-set him befowe thee, t-then wet m-me beaw t-the +bwame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 43:10 Fow except we h-had wingewed, suwewy nyow we h-had +wetuwnyed this second ^w^ t-time. + +43:11 And theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew Iswaew said u-unto t-them, If it (* ^ ω ^) m-must be so n-nyow, (^-^*)/ d-do +this; o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the best fwuits in t-the wand in youw vessews, and cawwy +down t-the man a pwesent, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe bawm, and a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe honyey, spices, and +( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, nyuts, and awmonds: 43:12 And o(>ω<)o t-take d-doubwe monyey in youw hand; +and t-the monyey that w-was b-bwought again in t-the mouth of youw sacks, cawwy +it again in youw hand; pewadventuwe it w-was an ovewsight: 4-43:13 Take +awso youw bwothew, and a-awise, go again u-unto t-the man: 43:14 And God +Awmighty g-give you (´-ω-`) m-mewcy befowe t-the ^.^ m-man, that he may send away youw +othew bwothew, and Benjamin. If I be beweaved of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, I am +beweaved. + +4-43:15 And t-the men took that pwesent, and they took d-doubwe monyey in +theiw hand and Benjamin; and w-wose up, and went down to Egypt, and +s-stood befowe Joseph. + +4-43:16 And when Joseph saw Benjamin with t-them, he said to t-the wuwew of +his h-house, Bwing these men home, and sway, and make weady; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these +men shaww dinye with m-me a-at nyoon. + +43:17 And t-the man did as Joseph bade; and t-the man b-bwought t-the men into +Joseph's house. + +43:18 And t-the men wewe afwaid, because they wewe b-bwought into Joseph's +h-house; and they said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the monyey that w-was wetuwnyed in ouw +sacks a-at t-the fiwst time awe we b-bwought in; that he may seek occasion +against u-us, and faww upon u-us, and o(>ω<)o t-take us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bondmen, and ouw a-asses. + +4-43:19 And they came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the stewawd of Joseph's h-house, and they +communyed with him a-at t-the doow of t-the h-house, 43:20 And said, O-O siw, we +came indeed down a-at t-the fiwst time to buy food: 43:21 And it came to +pass, when we came to t-the inn, that we openyed ouw sacks, and, b-behowd, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's monyey w-was in t-the mouth of his sack, ouw monyey in f-fuww +w-weight: and we have b-bwought it again in ouw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +43:22 And othew monyey have we b-bwought down in ouw h-hands to buy food: +we c-cannyot teww who put ouw monyey in ouw sacks. + +43:23 And he said, Peace be to y-you, f-feaw nyot: youw G-God, and t-the God of +youw fathew, hath given you tweasuwe in youw sacks: I h-had youw monyey. +And he b-bwought S-Simeon out u-unto them. + +43:24 And t-the man b-bwought t-the men into Joseph's h-house, and gave t-them +watew, and they washed theiw feet; and he gave theiw asses pwovendew. + +43:25 And they m-made weady t-the pwesent against Joseph came a-at ต(=ω=)ต n-nyoon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they heawd that they shouwd e-eat bwead thewe. + +43:26 And when Joseph came home, they b-bwought him t-the pwesent which +w-was in theiw hand into t-the h-house, and b-bowed themsewves to him to t-the +eawth. + +43:27 And he asked t-them of theiw w-wewfawe, and said, Is youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew +weww, t-the o-owd man of whom ye spake? Is he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive? 43:28 And they +answewed, Thy sewvant ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew is in g-good heawth, he is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive. +And they b-bowed down theiw heads, and m-made obeisance. + +43:29 And he w-wifted up his eyes, and saw his b-bwothew Benjamin, his +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's son, and said, Is this youw youngew bwothew, of whom ye spake +u-unto m-me? And he said, God be gwacious u-unto thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +43:30 And Joseph m-made haste; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his b-bowews did yeawn upon his +bwothew: and he sought whewe to weep; and he entewed into his chambew, +and wept thewe. + +43:31 And he washed his face, and went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and wefwainyed himsewf, and +said, Set on bwead. + +43:32 And they s-set on (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him by himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them by themsewves, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Egyptians, which did e-eat with him, by themsewves: because +t-the Egyptians m-might nyot e-eat bwead with t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) H-Hebwews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is an +a-abominyation u-unto t-the Egyptians. + +4-43:33 And they sat befowe him, t-the fiwstbown a-accowding to his +biwthwight, and t-the youngest a-accowding to his youth: and t-the men +mawvewwed onye a-at anyothew. + +43:34 And he took and sent messes u-unto t-them fwom befowe him: but +Benjamin's m-mess w-was five times so m-much as any of theiw's. And they +dwank, and wewe mewwy with h-him. + +44:1 And he commanded t-the stewawd of his h-house, s-saying, Fiww t-the men's +sacks with food, as m-much as they c-can c-cawwy, and put {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's monyey +in his (^-^*)/ s-sack's mouth. + +44:2 And put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cup, t-the s-siwvew cup, in t-the (^-^*)/ s-sack's mouth of t-the +youngest, and his cown monyey. And he did a-accowding to t-the wowd that +Joseph h-had spoken. + +44:3 As soon as t-the mownying w-was wight, t-the men wewe sent away, they +and theiw a-asses. + +44:4 And when they wewe gonye out of t-the city, and nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet faw off, +Joseph said u-unto his stewawd, Up, fowwow aftew t-the men; and when t-thou +d-dost (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake t-them, say u-unto t-them, Whewefowe have ye wewawded eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +good? 44:5 Is nyot this it in which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd dwinketh, and wheweby +indeed he divinyeth? ye have donye eviw in so doing. + +4-44:6 And he ovewtook t-them, and he spake u-unto t-them these same wowds. + +44:7 And they said u-unto him, Whewefowe saith o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd these wowds? God +fowbid that thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to this thing: 44:8 +Behowd, t-the monyey, which we f-found in ouw sacks' m-mouths, we b-bwought +again u-unto thee out of t-the wand of C-Canyaan: how t-then shouwd we steaw +out of thy wowd's house s-siwvew ow g-gowd? 44:9 With w-whomsoevew of thy +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants it be found, both wet him die, and we awso wiww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd's +bondmen. + +4-44:10 And he said, Nyow awso wet it be a-accowding u-unto youw wowds: he +with whom it is f-found shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; and ye shaww be bwamewess. + +44:11 T-Then they s-speediwy took down {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his sack to t-the g-gwound, +and openyed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his sack. + +44:12 And he seawched, and began a-at t-the e-ewdest, and weft a-at t-the +youngest: and t-the cup w-was f-found in Benjamin's sack. + +44:13 T-Then they went theiw cwothes, and w-waded {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his ass, and +wetuwnyed to t-the city. + +44:14 And Judah and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen came to Joseph's h-house; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thewe: and they feww befowe him on t-the gwound. + +44:15 And Joseph said u-unto t-them, What deed is this that ye have donye? +wot ye nyot that such a man as I c-can cewtainwy d-divinye? (o_O) 4-44:16 And Judah +said, What shaww we say u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? what shaww we speak? ow how +shaww we ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw ouwsewves? God hath f-found out t-the i-inyiquity of thy +sewvants: b-behowd, we awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd's sewvants, both ^w^ w-we, and he awso with +whom t-the cup is found. + +4-44:17 And he said, God fowbid that I shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do so: but t-the man in +whose hand t-the cup is found, he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, +get you up in peace u-unto youw fathew. + +44:18 T-Then Judah came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto him, and said, O-Oh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, wet thy +s-sewvant, I p-pway thee, speak a wowd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd's eaws, and wet nyot +thinye angew buwn against thy sewvant: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt even as Phawaoh. + +44:19 My wowd asked his sewvants, s-saying, H-Have ye a fathew, ow a +bwothew? 44:20 And we said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, We have a fathew, an o-owd +^.^ m-man, and a c-chiwd of his o-owd (￣ω￣) a-age, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onye; and his b-bwothew is +dead, and he awonye is weft of his mothew, and his o(>ω<)o f-fathew woveth h-him. + +(≧◡≦) 4-44:21 And t-thou s-saidst u-unto thy sewvants, Bwing him down u-unto me, that +I may s-set minye eyes upon h-him. + +44:22 And we said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, The wad c-cannyot weave his fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +if he shouwd weave his fathew, his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-wouwd die. + +44:23 And t-thou s-saidst u-unto thy sewvants, Except youw youngest b-bwothew +come down with y-you, ye shaww s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face nyo mowe. + +4-44:24 And it came to pass when we came up u-unto thy sewvant o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, +we towd him t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. + +44:25 And ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew said, Go again, and buy us a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe food. + +44:26 And we said, We c-cannyot go down: if ouw youngest b-bwothew be with +u-us, t-then wiww we go down: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we may nyot s-see t-the man's face, except +ouw youngest b-bwothew be with us. + +44:27 And thy sewvant o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew said u-unto u-us, Ye knyow that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife +bawe m-me two sons: 44:28 And t-the onye went out fwom me, and I said, +S-Suwewy he is t-town in pieces; and I saw him nyot s-since: 44:29 And if ye +o(>ω<)o t-take this awso fwom me, and mischief b-befaww him, ye shaww bwing down +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gway haiws with sowwow to t-the gwave. + +4-44:30 Nyow thewefowe when I come to thy sewvant o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and t-the wad +be nyot with us; seeing that his wife is b-bound up in t-the wad's wife; +44:31 I-It shaww come to pass, when he seeth that t-the wad is nyot with +u-us, that he wiww die: and thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww bwing down t-the gway haiws +of thy sewvant ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew with sowwow to t-the gwave. + +4-44:32 Fow thy sewvant became s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wad u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, +s-saying, If I bwing him nyot u-unto thee, t-then I shaww beaw t-the bwame to +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +44:33 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, wet thy sewvant abide instead of t-the +wad a bondman to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd; and wet t-the wad go up with his bwethwen. + +44:34 Fow how shaww I go up to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and t-the wad be nyot with m-me? +west pewadventuwe I s-see t-the eviw that shaww come on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. + +4-45:1 T-Then Joseph couwd nyot wefwain himsewf befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that s-stood +by h-him; and he cwied, Cause {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to go out fwom me. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +s-stood nyo man with him, whiwe Joseph m-made himsewf knyown u-unto his +bwethwen. + +45:2 And he wept awoud: and t-the Egyptians and t-the house of Phawaoh +h-heawd. + +4-45:3 And Joseph said u-unto his bwethwen, I am Joseph; doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wive? And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen couwd nyot answew h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe +twoubwed a-at his pwesence. + +45:4 And Joseph said u-unto his bwethwen, Come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to me, I p-pway you. +And they came nyeaw. And he said, I am Joseph youw bwothew, whom ye +sowd into Egypt. + +45:5 Nyow thewefowe be nyot gwieved, (=`ω´=) n-nyow angwy with youwsewves, that ye +sowd m-me hithew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God did send m-me befowe you to pwesewve wife. + +45:6 Fow these two yeaws hath t-the faminye b-been in t-the wand: and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe five yeaws, in t-the which (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyeithew be eawing (=`ω´=) n-nyow +h-hawvest. + +45:7 And God sent m-me befowe you to pwesewve you a postewity in t-the +eawth, and to s-save youw wives by a gweat dewivewance. + +45:8 S-So nyow it w-was nyot you that sent m-me hithew, but G-God: and he hath +m-made m-me a o(>ω<)o f-fathew to Phawaoh, and wowd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house, and a wuwew +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. + +45:9 H-Haste ye, and go up to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and say u-unto him, T-Thus saith +thy son Joseph, God hath m-made m-me wowd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Egypt: come down u-unto me, +tawwy nyot: 45:10 And t-thou shawt dweww in t-the wand of G-Goshen, and t-thou +shawt be (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto me, thou, and thy c-chiwdwen, and thy c-chiwdwen's +c-chiwdwen, and thy >w< f-fwocks, and thy h-hewds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast: 45:11 +And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I nyouwish thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe five yeaws of faminye; +west thou, and thy h-househowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou h-hast, come to povewty. + +45:12 And, b-behowd, youw eyes see, and t-the eyes of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew Benjamin, +that it is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth that s-speaketh u-unto you. + +45:13 And ye shaww teww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy in Egypt, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that ye have seen; and ye shaww haste and bwing down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew hithew. + +45:14 And he feww upon his b-bwothew Benjamin's nyeck, and wept; and +Benjamin wept upon his nyeck. + +(⌒▽⌒)☆ *notices bulge* 4-45:15 Moweovew he kissed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bwethwen, and wept upon (=`ω´=) t-them: and +aftew that his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-tawked with h-him. + +45:16 And t-the f-fame theweof w-was heawd in Phawaoh's h-house, s-saying, +Joseph's (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awe c-come: and it pweased Phawaoh weww, and his +sewvants. + +4-45:17 And Phawaoh said u-unto Joseph, Say u-unto thy bwethwen, This (^-^*)/ d-do y-ye; +w-wade youw beasts, and go, get you u-unto t-the wand of Canyaan; 45:18 And +o(>ω<)o t-take youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew and youw h-househowds, and come u-unto me: and I wiww +g-give you t-the g-good of t-the wand of Egypt, and ye shaww e-eat t-the fat of +t-the wand. + +45:19 Nyow t-thou awt commanded, this (^-^*)/ d-do y-ye; o(>ω<)o t-take you wagons out of t-the +wand of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw wives, and bwing youw +fathew, and come. + +45:20 Awso w-wegawd nyot youw stuff; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the g-good of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of +Egypt is youw's. + +4-45:21 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did so: and Joseph gave t-them wagons, +a-accowding to t-the commandment of Phawaoh, and gave t-them pwovision (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the way. + +4-45:22 To (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them he gave each man changes of waiment; but to +Benjamin he gave thwee hundwed pieces of s-siwvew, and five changes of +waiment. + +45:23 And to his o(>ω<)o f-fathew he sent aftew this mannyew; t-ten asses waden +with t-the g-good things of Egypt, and t-ten she asses waden with cown and +bwead and meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his o(>ω<)o f-fathew by t-the way. + +4-45:24 S-So he sent his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen away, and they d-depawted: and he said +u-unto t-them, See that ye faww nyot out by t-the way. + +45:25 And they went up out of Egypt, and came into t-the wand of Canyaan +u-unto J-Jacob theiw fathew, 45:26 And towd him, s-saying, Joseph is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +awive, and he is govewnyow o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. And Jacob's +heawt fainted, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he bewieved t-them n-nyot. + +45:27 And they towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of Joseph, which he h-had said +u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and when he saw t-the wagons which Joseph h-had sent to cawwy +him, t-the spiwit of J-Jacob theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew wevived: 45:28 And Iswaew said, +I-It is enyough; Joseph o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a-awive: I wiww go and s-see him befowe +I die. + +46:1 And Iswaew took his jouwnyey with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had, and came to +Beewsheba, and offewed s-sacwifices u-unto t-the God of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Isaac. + +46:2 And God spake u-unto Iswaew in t-the visions of t-the nyight, and said, +Jacob, Jacob. And he said, Hewe am I. + +46:3 And he said, I am G-God, t-the God of thy fathew: f-feaw nyot to go down +into Egypt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe make of thee a gweat (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: 4-46:4 I wiww +go down with thee into Egypt; and I wiww awso suwewy bwing thee up +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and Joseph shaww put his hand upon thinye eyes. + +46:5 And J-Jacob w-wose up fwom Beewsheba: and t-the sons of Iswaew cawwied +J-Jacob theiw fathew, and theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and theiw wives, in t-the +wagons which Phawaoh h-had sent to cawwy h-him. + +46:6 And they took theiw cattwe, and theiw goods, which they h-had +gotten in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and came into Egypt, Jacob, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +seed with him: 46:7 His ^-^ s-sons, and his s-sons' sons with him, his +(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and his s-sons' (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his seed b-bwought he with +him into Egypt. + +46:8 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which came +into Egypt, J-Jacob and his sons: W-Weuben, Jacob's fiwstbown. + +46:9 And t-the sons of ╰(▔∀▔)╯ W-Weuben; Hanyoch, and Phawwu, and Hezwon, and +C-Cawmi. + +(/ =ω=)/ 4-46:10 And t-the sons of Simeon; Jemuew, and Jamin, and Ohad, and Jachin, +and Zohaw, and S-Shauw t-the son of a Canyaanyitish |･ω･) w-woman. + +46:11 And t-the sons of Wevi; Gewshon, Kohath, and Mewawi. + +46:12 And t-the sons of Judah; Ew, and Onyan, and Shewah, and Phawez, and +Z-Zawah: but (♡°▽°♡) E-Ew and Onyan died in t-the wand of Canyaan. And t-the sons of +Phawez wewe Hezwon and H-Hamuw. + +46:13 And t-the sons of Issachaw; Towa, and Phuvah, and Job, and +Shimwon. + +46:14 And t-the sons of Zebuwun; Sewed, and Ewon, and Jahweew. + +46:15 These be t-the sons of Weah, which she bawe u-unto J-Jacob in +P-Padanyawam, with his daughtew Dinyah: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws of his sons and his +daughtews wewe thiwty and thwee. + +46:16 And t-the sons of G-Gad; Ziphion, and Haggi, Shunyi, and E-Ezbon, Ewi, +and Awodi, and A-Awewi. + +46:17 And t-the sons of A-Ashew; Jimnyah, and (T_T) I-Ishuah, and Isui, and Bewiah, +and S-Sewah theiw sistew: and t-the sons of Bewiah; Hebew, and M-Mawchiew. + +46:18 These awe t-the sons of Ziwpah, whom Waban gave to Weah his +d-daughtew, and these she bawe u-unto Jacob, even sixteen souws. + +46:19 The sons of Wachew Jacob's wife; Joseph, and Benjamin. + +46:20 And u-unto Joseph in t-the wand of Egypt wewe bown Manyasseh and +Ephwaim, which Asenyath t-the daughtew of Potiphewah pwiest of On bawe +u-unto h-him. + +46:21 And t-the sons of Benjamin wewe Bewah, and B-Bechew, and Ashbew, +Gewa, and N-Nyaaman, Ehi, and Wosh, Muppim, and Huppim, and Awd. + +46:22 These awe t-the sons of (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, which wewe bown to Jacob: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +s-souws wewe fouwteen. + +46:23 And t-the sons of Dan; Hushim. + +46:24 And t-the sons of Nyaphtawi; Jahzeew, and Gunyi, and Jezew, and +Shiwwem. + +46:25 These awe t-the sons of Biwhah, which Waban gave u-unto Wachew his +d-daughtew, and she bawe these u-unto Jacob: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws wewe seven. + +( ╥ω╥ ) 4-46:26 Aww t-the s-souws that came with J-Jacob into Egypt, which came out of +his w-woins, besides Jacob's s-sons' wives, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe +and six; 46:27 And t-the sons of Joseph, which wewe bown him in Egypt, +wewe two souws: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws of t-the house of Jacob, which came into +Egypt, wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and ten. + +4-46:28 And he sent Judah befowe him u-unto Joseph, to (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect his f-face +u-unto (つ≧▽≦)つ G-Goshen; and they came into t-the wand of Goshen. + +46:29 And Joseph m-made weady his c-chawiot, and went up to meet Iswaew +his fathew, to G-Goshen, and pwesented himsewf u-unto h-him; and he feww on +his nyeck, and wept on his nyeck a g-good whiwe. + +46:30 And Iswaew said u-unto Joseph, Nyow wet m-me die, since I have s-seen +thy face, because t-thou awt (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive. + +4-46:31 And Joseph said u-unto his bwethwen, and u-unto his fathew's h-house, +I wiww go up, and s-shew Phawaoh, and say u-unto him, My bwethwen, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fathew's h-house, which wewe in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, awe come u-unto m-me; +46:32 And t-the men awe shephewds, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw twade hath b-been to feed +c-cattwe; and they have b-bwought theiw >w< f-fwocks, and theiw h-hewds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that they have. + +46:33 And it shaww come to pass, when Phawaoh shaww caww y-you, and +shaww say, What is youw occupation? 4-46:34 That ye shaww say, Thy +sewvants' twade hath b-been about cattwe fwom ouw youth even untiw n-nyow, +both ^w^ w-we, and awso ouw fathews: that ye may dweww in t-the wand of +(つ≧▽≦)つ G-Goshen; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy s-shephewd is an a-abominyation u-unto t-the Egyptians. + +47:1 T-Then Joseph came and towd Phawaoh, and said, My o(>ω<)o f-fathew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bwethwen, and theiw >w< f-fwocks, and theiw h-hewds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have, +awe come out of t-the wand of Canyaan; and, b-behowd, they awe in t-the wand +of Goshen. + +47:2 And he took s-some of his bwethwen, even five men, and pwesented +t-them u-unto Phawaoh. + +47:3 And Phawaoh said u-unto his bwethwen, What is youw occupation? And +they said u-unto Phawaoh, Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe shephewds, both ^w^ w-we, and awso +ouw fathews. + +47:4 They said m-mowevew u-unto Phawaoh, Fow to sojouwn in t-the wand awe we +come; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants have nyo pastuwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw f-fwocks; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +faminye is sowe in t-the wand of C-Canyaan: nyow thewefowe, we p-pway thee, wet +thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants dweww in t-the wand of Goshen. + +47:5 And Phawaoh spake u-unto Joseph, s-saying, Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awe come u-unto t-thee: 47:6 The wand of Egypt is befowe thee; in +t-the best of t-the wand make thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen to dweww; in t-the +wand of Goshen wet t-them dweww: and if t-thou k-knyowest any men of a-activity +among t-them, t-then make t-them wuwews o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-cattwe. + +47:7 And Joseph b-bwought in J-Jacob his fathew, and s-set him befowe +Phawaoh: and J-Jacob bwessed Phawaoh. + +47:8 And Phawaoh said u-unto Jacob, How o-owd awt thou? 47:9 And J-Jacob +said u-unto Phawaoh, The days of t-the yeaws of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my piwgwimage awe an +hundwed and thiwty yeaws: f-few and eviw have t-the days of t-the yeaws of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife been, and have nyot attainyed u-unto t-the days of t-the yeaws of t-the +wife of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews in t-the days of theiw p-piwgwimage. + +47:10 And J-Jacob bwessed Phawaoh, and went out fwom befowe Phawaoh. + +47:11 And Joseph pwaced his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his bwethwen, and gave t-them a +^.^ p-possession in t-the wand of Egypt, in t-the best of t-the wand, in t-the wand +of Wameses, as Phawaoh h-had c-commanded. + +47:12 And Joseph n-nyouwished his fathew, and his bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +fathew's h-househowd, with bwead, a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +4-47:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bwead in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faminye w-was vewy +sowe, so that t-the wand of Egypt and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Canyaan fainted by +w-weason of t-the faminye. + +47:14 And Joseph gathewed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the monyey that w-was f-found in t-the wand +of Egypt, and in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cown which they bought: +and Joseph b-bwought t-the monyey into Phawaoh's house. + +4-47:15 And when monyey faiwed in t-the wand of Egypt, and in t-the wand of +C-Canyaan, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Egyptians came u-unto Joseph, and said, Give us bwead: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwd we die in thy pwesence? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the monyey f-faiweth. + +47:16 And Joseph said, Give youw c-cattwe; and I wiww g-give you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw +cattwe, if monyey faiw. + +47:17 And they b-bwought theiw cattwe u-unto Joseph: and Joseph gave t-them +bwead in exchange (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow howses, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the >w< f-fwocks, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cattwe +of t-the h-hewds, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the asses: and he fed t-them with bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw cattwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that y-yeaw. + +47:18 When that yeaw w-was ended, they came u-unto him t-the second y-yeaw, +and said u-unto him, We wiww nyot hide it fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, how that ouw +monyey is spent; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd awso hath ouw hewds of c-cattwe; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot +ought weft in t-the sight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, but ouw bodies, and ouw wands: +47:19 Whewefowe shaww we die befowe thinye eyes, both we and ouw w-wand? +buy us and ouw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwead, and we and ouw wand wiww be (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +u-unto Phawaoh: and g-give us seed, that we may wive, and nyot die, that +t-the wand be nyot >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +47:20 And Joseph bought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +Egyptians sowd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his fiewd, because t-the faminye p-pwevaiwed o-ovew +(=`ω´=) t-them: so t-the wand became Phawaoh's. + +47:21 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, he w-wemoved t-them to c-cities fwom onye end of +t-the b-bowdews of Egypt even to t-the othew end t-theweof. + +47:22 Onwy t-the wand of t-the pwiests bought he n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests h-had +a powtion assignyed t-them of Phawaoh, and did e-eat theiw powtion which +Phawaoh gave (=`ω´=) t-them: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe they sowd nyot theiw wands. + +47:23 T-Then Joseph said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Behowd, I have bought you this +day and youw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh: wo, hewe is seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and ye shaww +sow t-the wand. + +4-47:24 And it shaww come to pass in t-the incwease, that ye shaww g-give +t-the fifth pawt u-unto Phawaoh, and fouw pawts shaww be youw own, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +seed of t-the fiewd, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw food, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them of youw h-househowds, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes. + +47:25 And they said, T-Thou hast saved ouw wives: wet us f-find gwace in +t-the sight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, and we wiww be Phawaoh's sewvants. + +4-47:26 And Joseph m-made it a (☆▽☆) w-waw o-ovew t-the wand of Egypt u-unto this day, +that Phawaoh shouwd have t-the fifth pawt, except t-the wand of t-the +pwiests onwy, which became nyot Phawaoh's. + +4-47:27 And Iswaew d-dwewt in t-the wand of Egypt, in t-the c-countwy of (つ≧▽≦)つ G-Goshen; +and they h-had possessions thewein, and gwew, and m-muwtipwied +exceedingwy. + +47:28 And J-Jacob w-wived in t-the wand of Egypt seventeen yeaws: so t-the +w-whowe age of J-Jacob w-was an hundwed f-fowty and seven yeaws. + +47:29 And t-the time dwew nyigh that Iswaew (* ^ ω ^) m-must die: and he cawwed his +son Joseph, and said u-unto him, If nyow I have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, +p-put, I p-pway thee, thy hand undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thigh, and d-deaw kindwy and t-twuwy +with m-me; buwy m-me nyot, I p-pway thee, in Egypt: 47:30 But I wiww w-wie with +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews, and t-thou shawt cawwy m-me out of Egypt, and buwy m-me in theiw +b-buwyingpwace. And he said, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do as t-thou hast said. + +47:31 And he said, Sweaw u-unto me. And he swawe u-unto h-him. And Iswaew +b-bowed himsewf upon t-the bed's head. + +4-48:1 And it came to pass aftew these things, that onye towd Joseph, +Behowd, thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew is sick: and he took with him his two ^-^ s-sons, +Manyasseh and Ephwaim. + +48:2 And onye towd Jacob, and said, Behowd, thy son Joseph cometh u-unto +t-thee: and Iswaew stwengthenyed himsewf, and sat upon t-the bed. + +4-48:3 And J-Jacob said u-unto Joseph, God Awmighty appeawed u-unto m-me a-at ^-^ *shuffles closer* W-Wuz +in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and bwessed me, 4-48:4 And said u-unto me, Behowd, +I wiww make thee fwuitfuw, and m-muwtipwy thee, and I wiww make of thee +a muwtitude of peopwe; and wiww g-give this wand to thy seed aftew thee +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an evewwasting p-possession. + +48:5 And nyow thy two ^-^ s-sons, Ephwaim and Manyasseh, which wewe bown u-unto +thee in t-the wand of Egypt befowe I came u-unto thee into Egypt, awe +minye; as (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and S-Simeon, they shaww be minye. + +48:6 And thy issue, which t-thou begettest aftew t-them, shaww be thinye, +and shaww be cawwed aftew t-the nyame of theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in theiw +inhewitance. + +48:7 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, when I came fwom Padan, Wachew died by m-me in t-the +wand of Canyaan in t-the way, when (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-way to come +u-unto Ephwath: and I buwied hew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the w-way of Ephwath; t-the same +is B-Bethwehem. + +48:8 And Iswaew behewd Joseph's ^-^ s-sons, and said, Who awe these? 4-48:9 +And Joseph said u-unto his fathew, They awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ^-^ s-sons, whom God hath given +m-me in this pwace. And he said, Bwing t-them, I p-pway thee, u-unto me, and I +wiww bwess them. + +4-48:10 Nyow t-the eyes of Iswaew wewe dim (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (￣ω￣) a-age, so that he couwd nyot +see. + +And he b-bwought t-them (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto h-him; and he kissed t-them, and e-embwaced +them. + +48:11 And Iswaew said u-unto Joseph, I h-had nyot thought to s-see thy f-face: +and, wo, God hath shewed m-me awso thy seed. + +o(>< )o 4-48:12 And Joseph b-bwought t-them out fwom b-between his knyees, and he b-bowed +himsewf with his f-face to t-the eawth. + +48:13 And Joseph took t-them b-both, Ephwaim in his wight hand towawd +Iswaew's weft hand, and Manyasseh in his weft hand towawd Iswaew's +wight hand, and b-bwought t-them (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto h-him. + +4-48:14 And Iswaew stwetched out his wight hand, and w-waid it upon +Ephwaim's head, who w-was t-the youngew, and his weft hand upon Manyasseh's +head, guiding his h-hands wittingwy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Manyasseh w-was t-the fiwstbown. + +4-48:15 And he bwessed Joseph, and said, G-God, befowe whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews +A-Abwaham and Isaac did wawk, t-the God which fed m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife wong u-unto +this day, 4-48:16 The ต(=ω=)ต A-Angew which wedeemed m-me fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw, bwess t-the +wads; and wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame be nyamed on t-them, and t-the nyame of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews +A-Abwaham and Isaac; and wet t-them gwow into a muwtitude in t-the m-midst of +t-the eawth. + +48:17 And when Joseph saw that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-waid his wight hand upon t-the +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Ephwaim, it d-dispweased him: and he hewd up his fathew's hand, +to w-wemove it fwom Ephwaim's ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head u-unto Manyasseh's head. + +48:18 And Joseph said u-unto his fathew, Nyot so, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is +t-the f-fiwstbown; put thy wight hand upon his head. + +48:19 And his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-wefused, and said, I knyow it, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, I knyow i-it: +he awso shaww become a p-peopwe, and he awso shaww be (=`ω´=) g-gweat: but t-twuwy +his youngew b-bwothew shaww be gweatew than he, and his seed shaww +become a muwtitude of nyations. + +48:20 And he bwessed t-them that day, s-saying, In thee shaww Iswaew +bwess, s-saying, God make thee as Ephwaim and as Manyasseh: and he s-set +Ephwaim befowe M-Manyasseh. + +48:21 And Iswaew said u-unto Joseph, Behowd, I die: but God shaww be +with y-you, and bwing you again u-unto t-the wand of youw fathews. + +48:22 Moweovew I have given to thee onye powtion a-above thy bwethwen, +which I took out of t-the hand of t-the Amowite with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd and with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +b-bow. + +49:1 And J-Jacob cawwed u-unto his ^-^ s-sons, and said, Gathew youwsewves +togethew, that I may teww you that which shaww b-befaww you in t-the wast +days. + +49:2 Gathew youwsewves togethew, and h-heaw, ye sons of Jacob; and +heawken u-unto Iswaew youw fathew. + +49:3 W-Weuben, t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fiwstbown, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my might, and t-the beginnying of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +stwength, t-the excewwency of (つ≧▽≦)つ d-dignyity, and t-the excewwency of powew: 49:4 +Unstabwe as watew, t-thou shawt nyot excew; because t-thou wentest up to +thy fathew's bed; t-then defiwedst t-thou i-it: he went up to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couch. + +49:5 S-Simeon and Wevi awe bwethwen; instwuments of cwuewty awe in theiw +habitations. + +49:6 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, come nyot t-thou into theiw secwet; u-unto theiw assembwy, +minye honyouw, be nyot t-thou u-unyited: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in theiw angew they swew a ^.^ m-man, +and in theiw sewfwiww they digged down a waww. + +49:7 Cuwsed be theiw angew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was f-fiewce; and theiw wwath, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it +w-was cwuew: I wiww divide t-them in Jacob, and scattew t-them in Iswaew. + +49:8 Judah, t-thou awt he whom thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen shaww pwaise: thy hand shaww +be in t-the nyeck of thinye enyemies; thy fathew's chiwdwen shaww bow down +befowe thee. + +49:9 Judah is a wion's whewp: fwom t-the pwey, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, t-thou awt gonye up: +he stooped down, he couched as a wion, and as an o-owd w-wion; who shaww +wouse him u-up? 49:10 The sceptwe shaww nyot depawt fwom Judah, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a +wawgivew fwom b-between his feet, untiw Shiwoh come; and u-unto him shaww +t-the gathewing of t-the peopwe be. + +49:11 Binding his foaw u-unto t-the vinye, and his a-ass's cowt u-unto t-the +choice v-vinye; he washed his gawments in winye, and his cwothes in t-the +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of gwapes: 49:12 His eyes shaww be (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed with winye, and his t-teeth +white with miwk. + +49:13 Zebuwun shaww dweww a-at t-the haven of t-the sea; and he shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +an haven of ships; and his bowdew shaww be u-unto Zidon. + +49:14 Issachaw is a stwong a-ass couching down b-between two buwdens: +4-49:15 And he saw that w-west w-was g-good, and t-the wand that it w-was +p-pweasant; and b-bowed his shouwdew to (ノωヽ) b-beaw, and became a sewvant u-unto +twibute. + +49:16 Dan shaww j-judge his p-peopwe, as onye of t-the twibes of Iswaew. + +49:17 Dan shaww be a sewpent by t-the way, an addew in t-the path, that +biteth t-the h-howse heews, so that his widew shaww faww b-backwawd. + +49:18 I have waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sawvation, O-O WOWD. + +4-49:19 Gad, a t-twoop shaww ovewcome him: but he shaww ovewcome a-at t-the +wast. + +49:20 Out of Ashew his bwead shaww be fat, and he shaww yiewd woyaw +dainties. + +4-49:21 Nyaphtawi is a hind wet woose: he giveth goodwy wowds. + +49:22 Joseph is a f-fwuitfuw b-bough, even a f-fwuitfuw bough by a w-weww; +whose bwanches w-wun o-ovew t-the w-waww: 49:23 The awchews have sowewy +g-gwieved him, and shot a-at him, and hated him: 49:24 But his bow abode +in stwength, and t-the awms of his h-hands wewe m-made stwong by t-the h-hands +of t-the mighty God of Jacob; (fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence is t-the s-shephewd, t-the stonye of +I-Iswaew:) 49:25 Even by t-the God of thy fathew, who shaww hewp thee; and +by t-the Awmighty, who shaww bwess thee with b-bwessings of heaven above, +b-bwessings of t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep that wieth undew, b-bwessings of t-the bweasts, and +of t-the womb: 49:26 The b-bwessings of thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew have p-pwevaiwed a-above +t-the b-bwessings of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwogenyitows u-unto t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost b-bound of t-the +evewwasting hiwws: they shaww be on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Joseph, and on t-the +cwown of t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of him that w-was sepawate fwom his bwethwen. + +4-49:27 Benjamin shaww >_< *pokes you* w-wavin as a wowf: in t-the mownying he shaww devouw +t-the pwey, and a-at nyight he shaww divide t-the s-spoiw. + +49:28 Aww these awe t-the twewve twibes of Iswaew: and this is it that +theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew spake u-unto t-them, and bwessed t-them; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-accowding to +his bwessing he bwessed them. + +49:29 And he c-chawged t-them, and said u-unto t-them, I am to be gathewed +u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: buwy m-me with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews in t-the c-cave that is in t-the +fiewd of E-Ephwon t-the Hittite, 49:30 In t-the c-cave that is in t-the fiewd of +Machpewah, which is befowe Mamwe, in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, which A-Abwaham +bought with t-the fiewd of E-Ephwon t-the Hittite (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession of a +b-buwyingpwace. + +49:31 Thewe they buwied A-Abwaham and Sawah his wife; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they buwied +Isaac and Webekah his wife; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe I buwied Weah. + +49:32 The puwchase of t-the fiewd and of t-the c-cave that is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein w-was +fwom t-the chiwdwen of Heth. + +49:33 And when J-Jacob h-had m-made an end of c-commanding his ^-^ s-sons, he +gathewed up his feet into t-the bed, and yiewded up t-the g-ghost, and w-was +gathewed u-unto his peopwe. + +5-50:1 And Joseph feww upon his fathew's face, and wept upon him, and +kissed h-him. + +50:2 And Joseph commanded his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the physicians to embawm his +fathew: and t-the physicians e-embawmed Iswaew. + +50:3 And f-fowty days wewe fuwfiwwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so awe fuwfiwwed t-the +days of those which awe embawmed: and t-the Egyptians mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten days. + +50:4 And when t-the days of his mouwnying wewe past, Joseph spake u-unto +t-the house of Phawaoh, s-saying, If nyow I have f-found gwace in youw eyes, +speak, I p-pway y-you, in t-the eaws of Phawaoh, s-saying, 5-50:5 My o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made +m-me sweaw, s-saying, Wo, I die: in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwave which I have digged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me in +t-the wand of C-Canyaan, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shawt t-thou buwy me. Nyow thewefowe wet m-me go +up, I p-pway thee, and buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and I wiww come again. + +50:6 And Phawaoh said, Go up, and buwy thy fathew, a-accowding as he +m-made thee sweaw. + +5-50:7 And Joseph went up to buwy his fathew: and with him went up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Phawaoh, t-the ewdews of his h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews +of t-the wand of Egypt, 50:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Joseph, and his +bwethwen, and his fathew's house: onwy theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and theiw +>w< f-fwocks, and theiw h-hewds, they weft in t-the wand of Goshen. + +50:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went up with him both chawiots and howsemen: and it w-was +a vewy gweat c-company. + +50:10 And they came to t-the thweshingfwoow of Atad, which is beyond +Jowdan, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they mouwnyed with a gweat and vewy sowe wamentation: +and he m-made a mouwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his o(>ω<)o f-fathew seven days. + +50:11 And when t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, t-the Canyaanyites, saw t-the +mouwnying in t-the fwoow of Atad, they said, This is a gwievous mouwnying +to t-the Egyptians: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-the nyame of it w-was cawwed Abewmizwaim, +which is beyond Jowdan. + +50:12 And his sons did u-unto him a-accowding as he commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: 50:13 +Fow his sons cawwied him into t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and buwied him in +t-the c-cave of t-the fiewd of Machpewah, which A-Abwaham bought with t-the +fiewd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession of a buwyingpwace of E-Ephwon t-the Hittite, befowe +Mamwe. + +50:14 And Joseph wetuwnyed into Egypt, he, and his bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that went up with him to buwy his fathew, aftew he h-had buwied his +fathew. + +50:15 And when Joseph's (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen saw that theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was dead, they +said, Joseph wiww pewadventuwe hate u-us, and wiww cewtainwy wequite us +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw which we did u-unto h-him. + +50:16 And they sent a messengew u-unto Joseph, s-saying, Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew did +command befowe he died, s-saying, 50:17 S-So shaww ye say u-unto Joseph, +Fowgive, I p-pway thee n-nyow, t-the twespass of thy bwethwen, and theiw sin; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they did u-unto thee eviw: and n-nyow, we p-pway thee, fowgive t-the +twespass of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the God of thy fathew. And Joseph wept +when they spake u-unto h-him. + +50:18 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awso went and feww down befowe his face; and +they said, Behowd, we be thy sewvants. + +50:19 And Joseph said u-unto t-them, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow am I in t-the pwace of +God? 50:20 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, ye thought eviw against m-me; but God meant +it u-unto g-good, to bwing to pass, as it is this day, to s-save m-much peopwe +awive. + +50:21 Nyow thewefowe f-feaw ye nyot: I wiww nyouwish y-you, and youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +onyes. + +And he c-comfowted t-them, and spake kindwy u-unto them. + +50:22 And Joseph d-dwewt in Egypt, he, and his fathew's house: and +Joseph w-wived an hundwed and t-ten yeaws. + +50:23 And Joseph saw Ephwaim's chiwdwen of t-the thiwd genyewation: t-the +chiwdwen awso of M-Machiw t-the son of Manyasseh wewe b-bwought up upon +Joseph's knyees. + +50:24 And Joseph said u-unto his bwethwen, I die: and God wiww suwewy +v-visit y-you, and bwing you out of this wand u-unto t-the wand which he swawe +to A-Abwaham, to Isaac, and to Jacob. + +50:25 And Joseph took an o-oath of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, God +wiww suwewy v-visit y-you, and ye shaww cawwy up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes fwom hence. + +^-^ 5-50:26 S-So Joseph died, being an hundwed and t-ten yeaws owd: and they +e-embawmed him, and he w-was put in a coffin in Egypt. + + + + +The S-Second Book of Moses: C-Cawwed Exodus + + +1:1 Nyow these awe t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which came +into Egypt; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man and his (o-_-o) h-househowd came with Jacob. + +1:2 W-Weuben, S-Simeon, Wevi, and Judah, 1:3 I-Issachaw, Zebuwun, and +Benjamin, 1:4 Dan, and Nyaphtawi, Gad, and A-Ashew. + +1:5 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that came out of t-the woins of J-Jacob wewe s-seventy +souws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joseph w-was in Egypt awweady. + +1-1:6 And Joseph died, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that genyewation. + +1:7 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe fwuitfuw, and incweased +abundantwy, and m-muwtipwied, and (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed exceeding m-mighty; and t-the wand +w-was fiwwed with them. + +1:8 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose up a nyew king o-ovew Egypt, which knyew nyot Joseph. + +1-1:9 And he said u-unto his p-peopwe, Behowd, t-the peopwe of t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew awe mowe and mightiew than we: 1:10 Come o-on, wet us d-deaw wisewy +with t-them; west they muwtipwy, and it come to pass, that, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +f-fawweth out any waw, they join awso u-unto ouw >_> e-enyemies, and fight +against u-us, and so get t-them up out of t-the wand. + +1:11 Thewefowe they did s-set o-ovew t-them taskmastews to affwict t-them with +theiw b-buwdens. And they b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh tweasuwe cities, P-Pithom and +Waamses. + +1:12 But t-the mowe they affwicted t-them, t-the mowe they m-muwtipwied and +gwew. + +And they wewe g-gwieved because of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +1:13 And t-the Egyptians m-made t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew to sewve with +wigouw: 1:14 And they m-made theiw wives bittew with hawd bondage, in +mowtew, and in bwick, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of sewvice in t-the fiewd: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw sewvice, whewein they m-made t-them sewve, w-was with (*・ω・)ﾉ w-wigouw. + +1:15 And t-the king of Egypt spake to t-the H-Hebwew midwives, of which t-the +nyame of t-the onye w-was S-Shiphwah, and t-the nyame of t-the othew Puah: 1:16 And +he said, When ye (^-^*)/ d-do t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of a midwife to t-the H-Hebwew (*°▽°*) w-women, and +s-see t-them upon t-the stoows; if it be a son, t-then ye shaww kiww him: but +if it be a d-daughtew, t-then she shaww w-wive. + +1:17 But t-the m-midwives feawed G-God, and did nyot as t-the king of Egypt +commanded t-them, but saved t-the men chiwdwen awive. + +1:18 And t-the king of Egypt cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the midwives, and said u-unto +t-them, Why have ye donye this thing, and have saved t-the men chiwdwen +awive? 1:19 And t-the m-midwives said u-unto Phawaoh, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the H-Hebwew +w-women awe nyot as t-the Egyptian ♡(｡- ω -) w-women; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe w-wivewy, and awe +dewivewed ewe t-the m-midwives come in u-unto them. + +1:20 Thewefowe God d-deawt w-weww with t-the midwives: and t-the peopwe +m-muwtipwied, and (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed vewy mighty. + +1-1:21 And it came to pass, because t-the m-midwives feawed G-God, that he +m-made t-them houses. + +1:22 And Phawaoh c-chawged (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, s-saying, Evewy son that is +bown ye shaww cast into t-the wivew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy daughtew ye shaww s-save +awive. + +2:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went a man of t-the house of Wevi, and took to wife a +daughtew of Wevi. + +2:2 And t-the woman conceived, and bawe a son: and when she saw him that +he w-was a goodwy chiwd, she hid him thwee months. + +2-2:3 And when she couwd nyot wongew hide him, she took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him an awk of +buwwushes, and daubed it with swime and with pitch, and put t-the c-chiwd +thewein; and she w-waid it in t-the fwags by t-the wivew's bwink. + +2:4 And his s-sistew s-stood afaw off, to wit what w-wouwd be donye to h-him. + +2-2:5 And t-the daughtew of Phawaoh came down to w-wash hewsewf a-at t-the +w-wivew; and hew maidens wawked awong by t-the wivew's side; and when she +saw t-the awk among t-the fwags, she sent hew m-maid to fetch it. + +2:6 And when she h-had openyed it, she saw t-the chiwd: and, b-behowd, t-the +babe wept. And she h-had compassion on him, and said, This is onye of t-the +Hebwews' chiwdwen. + +2-2:7 T-Then said his s-sistew to Phawaoh's d-daughtew, Shaww I go and caww to +thee a n-nyuwse of t-the H-Hebwew (*°▽°*) w-women, that she may n-nyuwse t-the c-chiwd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee? 2:8 And Phawaoh's daughtew said to hew, Go. And t-the m-maid went +and cawwed t-the chiwd's m-mothew. + +2-2:9 And Phawaoh's daughtew said u-unto hew, Take this c-chiwd away, and +n-nyuwse it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and I wiww g-give thee thy (/ =ω=)/ w-wages. And t-the w-women took +t-the chiwd, and nyuwsed it. + +2:10 And t-the c-chiwd gwew, and she b-bwought him u-unto Phawaoh's d-daughtew, +and he became hew (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And she cawwed his nyame Moses: and she said, +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because I dwew him out of t-the watew. + +2-2:11 And it came to pass in those days, when Moses w-was gwown, that he +went out u-unto his bwethwen, and wooked on theiw buwdens: and he spied +an Egyptian s-smiting an Hebwew, onye of his bwethwen. + +2:12 And he wooked this w-way and that way, and when he saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was nyo ^.^ m-man, he swew t-the Egyptian, and hid him in t-the sand. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And when he went out t-the second day, b-behowd, two men of t-the +Hebwews stwove togethew: and he said to him that did t-the wwong, +Whewefowe smitest t-thou thy fewwow? 2:14 And he said, Who m-made thee a +pwince and a j-judge o-ovew us? intendest t-thou to kiww me, as t-thou +kiwwedst t-the (≧◡≦) E-Egyptian? And Moses feawed, and said, S-Suwewy this t-thing +is knyown. + +2:15 Nyow when Phawaoh heawd this thing, he sought to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway M-Moses. But +Moses fwed fwom t-the f-face of Phawaoh, and d-dwewt in t-the wand of Midian: +and he sat down by a weww. + +2:16 Nyow t-the pwiest of Midian h-had seven daughtews: and they came and +dwew watew, and fiwwed t-the t-twoughs to w-watew theiw fathew's fwock. + +2:17 And t-the shephewds came and (o_O)! d-dwove t-them (☆ω☆) a-away: but Moses s-stood up +and hewped t-them, and watewed theiw fwock. + +2:18 And when they came to (ノωヽ) *moans* W-Weuew theiw fathew, he said, How is it that +ye awe come so soon to day? 2:19 And they said, An Egyptian dewivewed +us out of t-the hand of t-the shephewds, and awso dwew w-watew e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +u-us, and watewed t-the fwock. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And he said u-unto his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, And whewe is o(>< )o h-he? why is it that +ye have weft t-the man? caww him, that he may e-eat bwead. + +2:21 And Moses w-was content to dweww with t-the man: and he gave Moses +Zippowah his daughtew. + +2:22 And she bawe him a son, and he cawwed his nyame Gewshom: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +said, I have b-been a stwangew in a s-stwange wand. + +2:23 And it came to pass in pwocess of time, that t-the king of Egypt +ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew s-sighed by w-weason of t-the bondage, and +they cwied, and theiw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy came up u-unto God by w-weason of t-the bondage. + +2:24 And God heawd theiw gwoanying, and God wemembewed his c-covenyant +with A-Abwaham, with Isaac, and with Jacob. + +2:25 And God wooked upon t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and God h-had wespect +u-unto them. + +3-3:1 Nyow Moses kept t-the fwock of (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, t-the pwiest +of Midian: and he w-wed t-the fwock to t-the backside of t-the desewt, and +came to t-the mountain of G-God, even to Howeb. + +3:2 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto him in a fwame of fiwe out +of t-the m-midst of a bush: and he wooked, and, b-behowd, t-the bush buwnyed +with f-fiwe, and t-the bush w-was nyot consumed. + +3-3:3 And Moses said, I wiww nyow tuwn aside, and s-see this gweat s-sight, +why t-the bush is nyot :33 b-buwnt. + +3:4 And when t-the WOWD saw that he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside to see, God cawwed u-unto +him out of t-the m-midst of t-the (o_O) b-bush, and said, Moses, M-Moses. And he said, +Hewe am I. + +3:5 And he said, Dwaw nyot nyigh hithew: put off thy shoes fwom off thy +feet, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwace wheweon t-thou standest is h-howy gwound. + +3-3:6 Moweovew he said, I am t-the God of thy fathew, t-the God of A-Abwaham, +t-the God of Isaac, and t-the God of Jacob. And Moses hid his face; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +w-was afwaid to wook upon God. + +3:7 And t-the WOWD said, I have suwewy s-seen t-the affwiction of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe +which awe in Egypt, and have heawd theiw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy by w-weason of theiw +taskmastews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow theiw sowwows; 3:8 And I am come down to +d-dewivew t-them out of t-the hand of t-the Egyptians, and to bwing t-them up +out of that wand u-unto a g-good wand and a wawge, u-unto a wand fwowing +with miwk and honyey; u-unto t-the pwace of t-the Canyaanyites, and t-the +Hittites, and t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the Hivites, and +t-the Jebusites. + +3-3:9 Nyow thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew is come +u-unto me: and I have awso s-seen t-the oppwession whewewith t-the Egyptians +o(>ω<)o o-oppwess them. + +3:10 Come nyow thewefowe, and I wiww send thee u-unto Phawaoh, that t-thou +mayest bwing fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of Egypt. + +3:11 And Moses said u-unto G-God, Who am I, that I shouwd go u-unto Phawaoh, +and that I shouwd bwing fowth t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of E-Egypt? +3:12 And he said, Cewtainwy I wiww be with thee; and this shaww be a +token u-unto thee, that I have sent t-thee: When t-thou hast b-bwought fowth +t-the peopwe out of Egypt, ye shaww sewve God upon this mountain. + +3:13 And Moses said u-unto G-God, Behowd, when I come u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, and shaww say u-unto t-them, The God of youw f-fathews hath sent m-me +u-unto you; and they shaww say to me, What is his nyame? what shaww I say +u-unto them? 3:14 And God said u-unto Moses, I AM THAT I A-AM: and he said, +T-Thus shawt t-thou say u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, I AM hath sent m-me +u-unto you. + +3:15 And God said moweovew u-unto Moses, T-Thus shawt t-thou say u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, t-the WOWD God of youw fathews, t-the God of A-Abwaham, +t-the God of Isaac, and t-the God of Jacob, hath sent m-me u-unto you: this is +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my memowiaw u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + +3:16 Go, and gathew t-the ewdews of Iswaew togethew, and say u-unto t-them, +The WOWD God of youw fathews, t-the God of A-Abwaham, of Isaac, and of +Jacob, appeawed u-unto me, s-saying, I have suwewy v-visited y-you, and s-seen +that which is donye to you in Egypt: 3:17 And I have said, I wiww bwing +you up out of t-the affwiction of Egypt u-unto t-the wand of t-the Canyaanyites, +and t-the Hittites, and t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the +Hivites, and t-the J-Jebusites, u-unto a wand fwowing with miwk and honyey. + +3:18 And they shaww heawken to thy voice: and t-thou shawt come, t-thou +and t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, u-unto t-the king of Egypt, and ye shaww say +u-unto him, The WOWD God of t-the Hebwews hath met with us: and nyow wet us +go, we b-beseech thee, thwee days' jouwnyey into t-the wiwdewnyess, that we +may sacwifice to t-the WOWD ouw God. + +3:19 And I am suwe that t-the king of Egypt wiww nyot wet you go, nyo, nyot +by a mighty ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And I wiww s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, and smite Egypt with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +w-wondews which I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the m-midst theweof: and aftew that he wiww +wet you go. + +3:21 And I wiww g-give this peopwe favouw in t-the sight of t-the Egyptians: +and it shaww come to pass, that, when ye go, ye shaww nyot go empty. + +3-3:22 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman shaww bowwow of hew nyeighbouw, and of hew that +s-sojouwnyeth in hew h-house, jewews of s-siwvew, and jewews of gowd, and +( =ω=)..nyaa w-waiment: and ye shaww put t-them upon youw ^-^ s-sons, and upon youw +daughtews; and ye shaww spoiw t-the Egyptians. + +4:1 And Moses answewed and said, B-But, b-behowd, they wiww nyot bewieve +me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow heawken u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww say, The WOWD hath nyot +appeawed u-unto thee. + +4-4:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, What is that in thinye hand? And he +said, A-A wod. + +4:3 And he said, Cast it on t-the gwound. And he cast it on t-the g-gwound, +and it became a s-sewpent; and Moses fwed fwom befowe it. + +4-4:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Put fowth thinye hand, and o(>ω<)o t-take it by +t-the taiw. And he put fowth his hand, and caught it, and it became a +wod in his hand: 4-4:5 That they may bewieve that t-the WOWD God of theiw +fathews, t-the God of A-Abwaham, t-the God of Isaac, and t-the God of Jacob, +hath appeawed u-unto thee. + +4:6 And t-the WOWD said fuwthewmowe u-unto him, Put nyow thinye hand into +thy bosom. And he put his hand into his bosom: and when he took it +(* ^ ω ^) o-out, b-behowd, his hand w-was wepwous as snyow. + +4:7 And he said, Put thinye hand into thy b-bosom again. And he put his +hand into his b-bosom a-again; and p-pwucked it out of his bosom, and, +b-behowd, it w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again as his othew ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +4-4:8 And it shaww come to pass, if they wiww nyot bewieve thee, nyeithew +heawken to t-the voice of t-the fiwst sign, that they wiww bewieve t-the +voice of t-the wattew sign. + +4:9 And it shaww come to pass, if they wiww nyot bewieve awso these two +signs, nyeithew heawken u-unto thy voice, that t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the +w-watew of t-the wivew, and p-pouw it upon t-the dwy wand: and t-the w-watew which +t-thou takest out of t-the wivew shaww become ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the dwy wand. + +4:10 And Moses said u-unto t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD, I am nyot ewoquent, +nyeithew hewetofowe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow since t-thou hast spoken u-unto thy sewvant: but I +am swow of s-speech, and of a swow tongue. + +4:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Who hath m-made man's mouth? ow who +m-maketh t-the dumb, ow deaf, ow t-the seeing, ow t-the b-bwind? have nyot I t-the +WOWD? 4:12 Nyow thewefowe go, and I wiww be with thy mouth, and t-teach +thee what t-thou shawt say. + +4:13 And he said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD, send, I p-pway thee, by t-the hand of him +whom t-thou wiwt send. + +4:14 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against Moses, and he said, +Is nyot Aawon t-the Wevite thy bwothew? I knyow that he c-can speak weww. +And awso, b-behowd, he cometh fowth to meet t-thee: and when he seeth +thee, he wiww be gwad in his heawt. + +4:15 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto him, and put w-wowds in his m-mouth: and I +wiww be with thy mouth, and with his mouth, and wiww t-teach you what ye +shaww do. + +4:16 And he shaww be thy spokesman u-unto t-the peopwe: and he shaww be, +even he shaww be to thee instead of a mouth, and t-thou shawt be to him +instead of God. + +4:17 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take this wod in thinye hand, whewewith t-thou shawt +(^-^*)/ d-do signs. + +4-4:18 And Moses went and wetuwnyed to (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, and said +u-unto him, Wet m-me go, I p-pway thee, and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which +awe in Egypt, and s-see whethew they be (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive. And (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo said to +Moses, Go in p-peace. + +4:19 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses in Midian, Go, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into Egypt: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men awe dead which sought thy wife. + +4:20 And Moses took his wife and his ^-^ s-sons, and s-set t-them upon an ass, +and he wetuwnyed to t-the wand of Egypt: and Moses took t-the wod of God in +his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +4:21 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, When t-thou goest to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into +Egypt, s-see that t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those w-wondews befowe Phawaoh, which I have +put in thinye hand: but I wiww hawden his heawt, that he shaww nyot wet +t-the peopwe go. + +4:22 And t-thou shawt say u-unto Phawaoh, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Iswaew is +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiwstbown: 4:23 And I say u-unto thee, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son go, +that he may sewve me: and if t-thou wefuse to wet him go, b-behowd, I wiww +(✧∀✧)/ s-sway thy son, even thy fiwstbown. + +4:24 And it came to pass by t-the w-way in t-the inn, that t-the WOWD met him, +and sought to kiww h-him. + +4:25 T-Then Zippowah took a shawp stonye, and cut off t-the foweskin of hew +son, and cast it a-at his feet, and said, S-Suwewy a bwoody h-husband awt +t-thou to me. + +4:26 S-So he wet him go: t-then she said, A-A bwoody h-husband t-thou awt, +because of t-the c-ciwcumcision. + +4:27 And t-the WOWD said to Aawon, Go into t-the wiwdewnyess to meet M-Moses. +And he went, and met him in t-the mount of G-God, and kissed h-him. + +4:28 And Moses towd Aawon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD who h-had sent him, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the signs which he h-had commanded h-him. + +4:29 And Moses and Aawon went and gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 4:30 And Aawon spake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds which t-the +WOWD h-had spoken u-unto Moses, and did t-the signs in t-the sight of t-the +peopwe. + +4-4:31 And t-the peopwe bewieved: and when they heawd that t-the WOWD h-had +v-visited t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and that he h-had wooked upon theiw +a-affwiction, t-then they b-bowed theiw heads and wowshipped. + +5:1 And aftewwawd Moses and Aawon went in, and towd Phawaoh, T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may h-howd a +(♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto m-me in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +5-5:2 And Phawaoh said, Who is t-the WOWD, that I shouwd obey his voice to +wet Iswaew go? I knyow nyot t-the WOWD, nyeithew wiww I wet Iswaew go. + +5:3 And they said, The God of t-the Hebwews hath met with us: wet us go, +we p-pway thee, thwee days' jouwnyey into t-the desewt, and sacwifice u-unto +t-the WOWD ouw God; west he faww upon us with pestiwence, ow with t-the +swowd. + +5:4 And t-the king of Egypt said u-unto t-them, Whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do ye, Moses and +Aawon, wet t-the peopwe fwom theiw wowks? get you u-unto youw b-buwdens. + +5:5 And Phawaoh said, Behowd, t-the peopwe of t-the wand nyow awe many, and +ye make t-them w-west fwom theiw b-buwdens. + +5:6 And Phawaoh commanded t-the same day t-the taskmastews of t-the p-peopwe, +and theiw officews, s-saying, 5:7 Ye shaww nyo mowe g-give t-the peopwe >_> s-stwaw +to make bwick, as hewetofowe: wet t-them go and gathew >_> s-stwaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +themsewves. + +5:8 And t-the t-tawe of t-the bwicks, which they did make hewetofowe, ye +shaww way upon t-them; ye shaww nyot diminyish ought theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be +idwe; thewefowe they cwy, s-saying, Wet us go and sacwifice to ouw God. + +5:9 Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe mowe wowk be w-waid upon t-the men, that they may wabouw +thewein; and wet t-them nyot w-wegawd vain wowds. + +5:10 And t-the taskmastews of t-the peopwe went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and theiw officews, +and they spake to t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, T-Thus saith Phawaoh, I wiww nyot +g-give you stwaw. + +5:11 Go ye, get you >_> s-stwaw whewe ye c-can f-find i-it: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot ought of youw +wowk shaww be d-diminyished. + +5:12 S-So t-the peopwe wewe scattewed a-abwoad (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of +Egypt to gathew s-stubbwe instead of stwaw. + +5-5:13 And t-the taskmastews hasted t-them, s-saying, Fuwfiw youw wowks, youw +daiwy tasks, as when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was stwaw. + +5:14 And t-the officews of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which Phawaoh's +taskmastews h-had s-set o-ovew t-them, wewe beaten, and demanded, Whewefowe +have ye nyot fuwfiwwed youw task in making bwick both yestewday and to +day, as >_> h-hewetofowe? 5:15 T-Then t-the officews of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +came and cwied u-unto Phawaoh, s-saying, Whewefowe deawest t-thou thus with +thy sewvants? 5:16 Thewe is nyo >_> s-stwaw given u-unto thy sewvants, and +they say to u-us, Make bwick: and, b-behowd, thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe (* ^ ω ^) b-beaten; but +t-the fauwt is in thinye own peopwe. + +5:17 But he said, Ye awe idwe, ye awe idwe: thewefowe ye say, Wet us +go and (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice to t-the WOWD. + +5:18 Go thewefowe n-nyow, and wowk; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo >_> s-stwaw be given +y-you, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww ye d-dewivew t-the t-tawe of (*・ω・)ﾉ b-bwicks. + +5:19 And t-the officews of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did s-see that they wewe +in eviw case, aftew it w-was said, Ye shaww nyot minyish ought fwom youw +bwicks of youw daiwy (☆ω☆) t-task. + +5:20 And they met Moses and Aawon, who s-stood in t-the way, as they came +fowth fwom Phawaoh: 5:21 And they said u-unto t-them, The WOWD wook upon +y-you, and judge; because ye have m-made ouw savouw to be a-abhowwed in t-the +eyes of Phawaoh, and in t-the eyes of his sewvants, to put a s-swowd in +theiw hand to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway us. + +5:22 And Moses wetuwnyed u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, WOWD, (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hast +t-thou so eviw e-entweated this peopwe? why is it that t-thou hast sent m-me? +5:23 Fow since I came to Phawaoh to speak in thy nyame, he hath donye +eviw to this peopwe; nyeithew hast t-thou dewivewed thy peopwe a-at aww. + +6-6:1 T-Then t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Nyow shawt t-thou s-see what I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do +to Phawaoh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with a stwong hand shaww he wet t-them go, and with a +stwong hand shaww he dwive t-them out of his wand. + +6:2 And God spake u-unto Moses, and said u-unto him, I am t-the WOWD: 6:3 +And I appeawed u-unto A-Abwaham, u-unto Isaac, and u-unto Jacob, by t-the nyame +of God Awmighty, but by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame o(>ω<)o J-JEHOVAH w-was I nyot knyown to them. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And I have awso estabwished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with t-them, to g-give t-them +t-the wand of C-Canyaan, t-the wand of theiw piwgwimage, whewein they wewe +stwangews. + +6:5 And I have awso heawd t-the (O.O) g-gwoanying of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, whom +t-the Egyptians keep in bondage; and I have wemembewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my covenyant. + +6:6 Whewefowe say u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, I am t-the WOWD, and I +wiww bwing you out fwom undew t-the buwdens of t-the Egyptians, and I wiww +wid you out of theiw bondage, and I wiww wedeem you with a stwetched +out awm, and with gweat j-judgments: 6:7 And I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take you to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +p-peopwe, and I wiww be to you a G-God: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the +WOWD youw G-God, which bwingeth you out fwom undew t-the buwdens of t-the +Egyptians. + +6:8 And I wiww bwing you in u-unto t-the wand, c-concewnying t-the which I did +sweaw to g-give it to A-Abwaham, to Isaac, and to Jacob; and I wiww g-give +it you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-hewitage: I am t-the WOWD. + +6:9 And Moses spake so u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: but they heawkenyed +nyot u-unto Moses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-anguish of spiwit, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cwuew bondage. + +6:10 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:11 Go in, speak u-unto +Phawaoh king of Egypt, that he wet t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew go out of +his wand. + +6:12 And Moses spake befowe t-the WOWD, s-saying, Behowd, t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew have nyot heawkenyed u-unto m-me; how t-then shaww Phawaoh h-heaw me, who +am of u-unciwcumcised wips? 6:13 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto +Aawon, and gave t-them a chawge u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and u-unto +Phawaoh king of Egypt, to bwing t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of t-the wand +of Egypt. + +6:14 These be t-the heads of theiw f-fathews' houses: The sons of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben +t-the fiwstbown of I-Iswaew; Hanyoch, and Pawwu, Hezwon, and C-Cawmi: these +be t-the famiwies of W-Weuben. + +6:15 And t-the sons of Simeon; Jemuew, and Jamin, and Ohad, and Jachin, +and Zohaw, and S-Shauw t-the son of a Canyaanyitish woman: these awe t-the +famiwies of Simeon. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the sons of Wevi a-accowding to theiw +genyewations; Gewshon, and Kohath, and Mewawi: and t-the yeaws of t-the +wife of Wevi wewe an hundwed thiwty and seven yeaws. + +6-6:17 The sons of Gewshon; Wibnyi, and Shimi, a-accowding to theiw +famiwies. + +6:18 And t-the sons of Kohath; Amwam, and Izhaw, and Hebwon, and (^-^*)/ *shuffles closer* U-Uzziew: +and t-the yeaws of t-the wife of Kohath wewe an hundwed thiwty and thwee +yeaws. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the sons of Mewawi; M-Mahawi and Mushi: these awe t-the famiwies +of Wevi a-accowding to theiw genyewations. + +6:20 And Amwam took him Jochebed his fathew's s-sistew to wife; and she +bawe him Aawon and Moses: and t-the yeaws of t-the wife of Amwam wewe an +hundwed and thiwty and seven yeaws. + +6:21 And t-the sons of (o_O) I-Izhaw; Kowah, and Nyepheg, and Z-Zichwi. + +6:22 And t-the sons of U-Uzziew; Mishaew, and Ewzaphan, and Zithwi. + +6:23 And Aawon took him Ewisheba, daughtew of Amminyadab, s-sistew of +Nyaashon, to wife; and she bawe him Nyadab, and Abihu, Eweazaw, and +Ithamaw. + +6:24 And t-the sons of Kowah; Assiw, and Ewkanyah, and (o･ω･o) A-Abiasaph: these +awe t-the famiwies of t-the Kowhites. + +6:25 And Eweazaw Aawon's son took him onye of t-the daughtews of P-Putiew +to wife; and she bawe him Phinyehas: these awe t-the heads of t-the f-fathews +of t-the Wevites a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +6:26 These awe that Aawon and Moses, to whom t-the WOWD said, Bwing out +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom t-the wand of Egypt a-accowding to theiw +awmies. + +6:27 These awe they which spake to Phawaoh king of Egypt, to bwing out +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom Egypt: these awe that Moses and Aawon. + +6:28 And it came to pass on t-the day when t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in +t-the wand of Egypt, 6:29 That t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, I am +t-the WOWD: speak t-thou u-unto Phawaoh king of Egypt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I say u-unto +thee. + +6:30 And Moses said befowe t-the WOWD, Behowd, I am of u-unciwcumcised +wips, and how shaww Phawaoh heawken u-unto m-me? 7:1 And t-the WOWD said +u-unto Moses, See, I have m-made thee a (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god to Phawaoh: and Aawon thy +b-bwothew shaww be thy pwophet. + +7:2 T-Thou shawt speak (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command t-thee: and Aawon thy b-bwothew +shaww speak u-unto Phawaoh, that he send t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of +his wand. + +7-7:3 And I wiww hawden Phawaoh's heawt, and m-muwtipwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my signs and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +w-wondews in t-the wand of Egypt. + +7:4 But Phawaoh shaww nyot heawken u-unto y-you, that I may way o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand +upon Egypt, and bwing fowth minye awmies, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, out of t-the wand of Egypt by gweat judgments. + +7:5 And t-the Egyptians shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I s-stwetch +fowth minye hand upon Egypt, and bwing out t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom +among them. + +7:6 And Moses and Aawon did as t-the WOWD commanded t-them, so did they. + +7-7:7 And Moses w-was fouwscowe yeaws o-owd, and Aawon fouwscowe and thwee +yeaws o-owd, when they spake u-unto Phawaoh. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 7:9 When +Phawaoh shaww speak u-unto y-you, s-saying, Shew a miwacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: t-then +t-thou shawt say u-unto Aawon, Take thy wod, and cast it befowe Phawaoh, +and it shaww become a sewpent. + +7:10 And Moses and Aawon went in u-unto Phawaoh, and they did so as t-the +WOWD h-had commanded: and Aawon cast down his wod befowe Phawaoh, and +befowe his sewvants, and it became a sewpent. + +7:11 T-Then Phawaoh awso cawwed t-the wise men and t-the s-sowcewews: nyow t-the +magicians of Egypt, they awso did in w-wike m-mannyew with theiw +enchantments. + +7:12 Fow they cast down {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his wod, and they became sewpents: +but Aawon's wod swawwowed up theiw wods. + +7:13 And he hawdenyed Phawaoh's heawt, that he heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-them; +as t-the WOWD h-had said. + +7:14 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Phawaoh's heawt is h-hawdenyed, he +wefuseth to wet t-the peopwe go. + +7:15 Get thee u-unto Phawaoh in t-the m-mownying; wo, he goeth out u-unto t-the +watew; and t-thou shawt stand by t-the wivew's bwink against he come; and +t-the wod which w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to a sewpent shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +7:16 And t-thou shawt say u-unto him, The WOWD God of t-the Hebwews hath +sent m-me u-unto thee, s-saying, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may sewve m-me in +t-the wiwdewnyess: and, b-behowd, hithewto t-thou wouwdest nyot heaw. + +7:17 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, In this t-thou shawt knyow that I am t-the WOWD: +b-behowd, I wiww smite with t-the wod that is in minye hand upon t-the watews +which awe in t-the wivew, and they shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to bwood. + +7:18 And t-the fish that is in t-the wivew shaww die, and t-the wivew shaww +(*^‿^*) s-stink; and t-the Egyptians shaww wothe to dwink of t-the w-watew of t-the +:3 w-wivew. + +xDD 7-7:19 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, Say u-unto Aawon, Take thy wod, and +s-stwetch out thinye hand upon t-the watews of Egypt, upon theiw stweams, +upon theiw wivews, and upon theiw ponds, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw poows of +watew, that they may become bwood; and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, both in vessews of wood, and in +vessews of stonye. + +7:20 And Moses and Aawon did so, as t-the WOWD commanded; and he w-wifted +up t-the wod, and smote t-the watews that wewe in t-the wivew, in t-the sight +of Phawaoh, and in t-the sight of his sewvants; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the watews that +wewe in t-the wivew wewe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to bwood. + +7:21 And t-the fish that w-was in t-the wivew died; and t-the wivew stank, and +t-the Egyptians couwd nyot dwink of t-the w-watew of t-the w-wivew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. + +7:22 And t-the magicians of Egypt did so with theiw enchantments: and +Phawaoh's heawt w-was h-hawdenyed, nyeithew did he heawken u-unto t-them; as t-the +WOWD h-had said. + +7:23 And Phawaoh (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went into his h-house, nyeithew did he s-set +his heawt to this awso. + +7:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Egyptians digged (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the wivew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-watew to +dwink; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they couwd nyot dwink of t-the w-watew of t-the :3 w-wivew. + +7:25 And seven days wewe fuwfiwwed, aftew that t-the WOWD h-had smitten +t-the :3 w-wivew. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, Go u-unto Phawaoh, and say u-unto him, +T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may sewve me. + +8-8:2 And if t-thou wefuse to wet t-them go, b-behowd, I wiww smite (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +b-bowdews with fwogs: 8:3 And t-the wivew shaww bwing fowth fwogs +abundantwy, which shaww go up and come into thinye h-house, and into thy +bedchambew, and upon thy bed, and into t-the house of thy sewvants, and +upon thy p-peopwe, and into thinye ovens, and into thy knyeadingtwoughs: +8:4 And t-the fwogs shaww come up both on thee, and upon thy p-peopwe, and +upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy sewvants. + +8-8:5 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, Say u-unto Aawon, Stwetch fowth thinye +hand with thy wod o-ovew t-the stweams, o-ovew t-the wivews, and o-ovew t-the +ponds, and c-cause fwogs to come up upon t-the wand of Egypt. + +8:6 And Aawon stwetched out his hand o-ovew t-the watews of Egypt; and t-the +fwogs came up, and covewed t-the wand of Egypt. + +8:7 And t-the magicians did so with theiw enchantments, and b-bwought up +fwogs upon t-the wand of Egypt. + +8:8 T-Then Phawaoh cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses and Aawon, and said, Intweat t-the +WOWD, that he may o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the fwogs fwom me, and fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and +I wiww wet t-the peopwe go, that they may (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice u-unto t-the WOWD. + +8:9 And Moses said u-unto Phawaoh, Gwowy o-ovew me: when shaww I intweat +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvants, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy p-peopwe, to d-destwoy t-the +fwogs fwom thee and thy houses, that they may wemain in t-the wivew +onwy? 8-8:10 And he said, To mowwow. And he said, (☆▽☆) B-Be it a-accowding to +thy wowd: that t-thou mayest knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike u-unto t-the WOWD +ouw God. + +8-8:11 And t-the fwogs shaww depawt fwom thee, and fwom thy houses, and +fwom thy sewvants, and fwom thy peopwe; they shaww wemain in t-the wivew +onwy. + +8:12 And Moses and Aawon went out fwom Phawaoh: and Moses cwied u-unto +t-the WOWD because of t-the fwogs which he h-had b-bwought against Phawaoh. + +8-8:13 And t-the WOWD did a-accowding to t-the wowd of Moses; and t-the fwogs +died out of t-the houses, out of t-the viwwages, and out of t-the fiewds. + +8:14 And they gathewed t-them togethew upon heaps: and t-the wand stank. + +8:15 But when Phawaoh saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was w-wespite, he hawdenyed his +heawt, and heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-them; as t-the WOWD h-had said. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Say u-unto Aawon, Stwetch out thy +wod, and smite t-the dust of t-the wand, that it may become w-wice +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. + +8:17 And they did so; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon stwetched out his hand with his wod, +and smote t-the dust of t-the eawth, and it became w-wice in ^.^ m-man, and in +(´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dust of t-the wand became w-wice (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of +Egypt. + +8-8:18 And t-the magicians did so with theiw enchantments to bwing fowth +wice, but they couwd nyot: so (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe w-wice upon ^.^ m-man, and upon beast. + +8-8:19 T-Then t-the magicians said u-unto Phawaoh, This is t-the f-fingew of G-God: +and Phawaoh's heawt w-was h-hawdenyed, and he heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-them; as +t-the WOWD h-had said. + +8:20 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Wise up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and +stand befowe Phawaoh; wo, he cometh fowth to t-the watew; and say u-unto +him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may sewve me. + +8-8:21 Ewse, if t-thou wiwt nyot wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, b-behowd, I wiww send +swawms of fwies upon thee, and upon thy sewvants, and upon thy p-peopwe, +and into thy houses: and t-the houses of t-the Egyptians shaww be f-fuww of +swawms of f-fwies, and awso t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound wheweon they awe. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And I wiww sevew in that day t-the wand of G-Goshen, in which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe dweww, that nyo swawms of fwies shaww be thewe; to t-the end t-thou +mayest knyow that I am t-the WOWD in t-the m-midst of t-the eawth. + +8:23 And I wiww put a division b-between o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe and thy peopwe: to +mowwow shaww this (*´▽`*) s-sign be. + +8:24 And t-the WOWD did so; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a gwievous swawm of fwies +into t-the house of Phawaoh, and into his sewvants' houses, and into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wand of Egypt: t-the wand w-was c-cowwupted by w-weason of t-the swawm of +f-fwies. + +8:25 And Phawaoh cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon, and said, Go ye, +sacwifice to youw God in t-the wand. + +8:26 And Moses said, I-It is nyot meet so to do; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we shaww sacwifice +t-the a-abominyation of t-the Egyptians to t-the WOWD ouw G-God: wo, shaww we +sacwifice t-the a-abominyation of t-the Egyptians befowe theiw eyes, and wiww +they nyot stonye us? 8:27 We wiww go thwee days' jouwnyey into t-the +wiwdewnyess, and sacwifice to t-the WOWD ouw G-God, as he shaww command us. + +8:28 And Phawaoh said, I wiww wet you go, that ye may sacwifice to t-the +WOWD youw God in t-the wiwdewnyess; onwy ye shaww nyot go vewy faw (☆ω☆) a-away: +intweat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +8:29 And Moses said, Behowd, I go out fwom thee, and I wiww intweat +t-the WOWD that t-the swawms of fwies may depawt fwom Phawaoh, fwom his +sewvants, and fwom his p-peopwe, to mowwow: but wet nyot Phawaoh d-deaw +d-deceitfuwwy any mowe in nyot w-wetting t-the peopwe go to sacwifice to t-the +WOWD. + +8:30 And Moses went out fwom Phawaoh, and intweated t-the WOWD. + +8:31 And t-the WOWD did a-accowding to t-the wowd of Moses; and he w-wemoved +t-the swawms of fwies fwom Phawaoh, fwom his sewvants, and fwom his +peopwe; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed nyot onye. + +8:32 And Phawaoh hawdenyed his heawt a-at this time awso, nyeithew w-wouwd +he wet t-the peopwe go. + +9:1 T-Then t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go in u-unto Phawaoh, and teww him, +T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of t-the H-Hebwews, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they +may sewve me. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Fow if t-thou wefuse to wet t-them go, and wiwt h-howd t-them stiww, 9:3 +Behowd, t-the hand of t-the WOWD is upon thy cattwe which is in t-the fiewd, +upon t-the howses, upon t-the asses, upon t-the camews, upon t-the oxen, and +upon t-the sheep: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a vewy gwievous muwwain. + +9:4 And t-the WOWD shaww sevew b-between t-the cattwe of Iswaew and t-the +cattwe of Egypt: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyothing die of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is t-the +c-chiwdwen's of Iswaew. + +9:5 And t-the WOWD appointed a s-set time, s-saying, To mowwow t-the WOWD +shaww (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing in t-the wand. + +9:6 And t-the WOWD did that t-thing on t-the mowwow, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cattwe of +Egypt ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: but of t-the cattwe of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew died nyot onye. + +9:7 And Phawaoh sent, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot onye of t-the cattwe of +t-the Iswaewites dead. And t-the heawt of Phawaoh w-was h-hawdenyed, and he did +nyot wet t-the peopwe go. + +9:8 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, Take to you handfuws +of ashes of t-the fuwnyace, and wet Moses spwinkwe it towawd t-the heaven +in t-the sight of Phawaoh. + +9:9 And it shaww become smaww dust in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, and shaww +be a boiw bweaking fowth with bwains upon ^.^ m-man, and upon beast, +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And they took ashes of t-the fuwnyace, and s-stood befowe Phawaoh; and +Moses spwinkwed it up towawd heaven; and it became a boiw bweaking +fowth with bwains upon ^.^ m-man, and upon beast. + +9-9:11 And t-the magicians couwd nyot stand befowe Moses because of t-the +b-boiws; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the boiw w-was upon t-the m-magicians, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +Egyptians. + +9:12 And t-the WOWD hawdenyed t-the heawt of Phawaoh, and he heawkenyed nyot +u-unto t-them; as t-the WOWD h-had spoken u-unto M-Moses. + +9:13 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Wise up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and +stand befowe Phawaoh, and say u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of t-the +H-Hebwews, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may sewve me. + +9-9:14 Fow I wiww a-at this time send (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwagues upon thinye heawt, and +upon thy sewvants, and upon thy peopwe; that t-thou mayest knyow that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike m-me in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +9:15 Fow nyow I wiww s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, that I may smite thee and thy +peopwe with p-pestiwence; and t-thou shawt be cut off fwom t-the eawth. + +9:16 And in vewy deed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause have I waised thee up, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to +s-shew in thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my powew; and that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame may be d-decwawed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the eawth. + +9:17 As (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet exawtest t-thou t-thysewf against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, that t-thou wiwt +nyot wet t-them go? 9:18 Behowd, to mowwow about this time I wiww c-cause +it to wain a vewy gwievous haiw, such as hath nyot b-been in Egypt since +t-the f-foundation theweof even untiw n-nyow. + +9:19 Send thewefowe n-nyow, and gathew thy cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast +in t-the fiewd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man and beast which shaww be f-found in t-the +fiewd, and shaww nyot be b-bwought home, t-the haiw shaww come down upon +t-them, and they shaww die. + +9:20 He that feawed t-the wowd of t-the WOWD among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Phawaoh +m-made his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and his cattwe fwee into t-the houses: 9:21 And he +that wegawded nyot t-the wowd of t-the WOWD weft his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and his +cattwe in t-the fiewd. + +9:22 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Stwetch fowth thinye hand towawd +heaven, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be haiw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, upon ^.^ m-man, and +upon beast, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb of t-the fiewd, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the wand of +Egypt. + +9:23 And Moses stwetched fowth his wod towawd heaven: and t-the WOWD +sent thundew and haiw, and t-the fiwe wan awong upon t-the g-gwound; and t-the +WOWD wainyed haiw upon t-the wand of Egypt. + +9:24 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was haiw, and fiwe mingwed with t-the haiw, vewy gwievous, +such as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye w-wike it in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt since it +became a n-nyation. + +9:25 And t-the haiw smote (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was +in t-the fiewd, both man and (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; and t-the haiw smote {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb of t-the +fiewd, and bwake {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee of t-the fiewd. + +9:26 Onwy in t-the wand of G-Goshen, whewe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, +w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo haiw. + +9:27 And Phawaoh sent, and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses and Aawon, and said u-unto +t-them, I have sinnyed this time: t-the WOWD is (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe awe wicked. + +9-9:28 Intweat t-the WOWD (fow it is enyough) that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo mowe mighty +thundewings and haiw; and I wiww wet you go, and ye shaww stay nyo +wongew. + +9:29 And Moses said u-unto him, As soon as I am gonye out of t-the city, I +wiww spwead a-abwoad o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands u-unto t-the WOWD; and t-the thundew shaww +cease, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any mowe haiw; that t-thou mayest knyow how +that t-the eawth is t-the W-WOWD's. + +9:30 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee and thy sewvants, I knyow that ye wiww nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +f-feaw t-the WOWD God. + +9:31 And t-the fwax and t-the bawwey w-was s-smitten: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bawwey w-was in +t-the eaw, and t-the fwax w-was bowwed. + +9:32 But t-the wheat and t-the wie wewe nyot s-smitten: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe nyot +g-gwown (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +9:33 And Moses went out of t-the city fwom Phawaoh, and spwead a-abwoad +his h-hands u-unto t-the WOWD: and t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews and haiw ceased, and t-the +wain w-was nyot pouwed upon t-the eawth. + +9:34 And when Phawaoh saw that t-the wain and t-the haiw and t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews +wewe ceased, he sinnyed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet m-mowe, and hawdenyed his heawt, he and his +sewvants. + +9:35 And t-the heawt of Phawaoh w-was h-hawdenyed, nyeithew w-wouwd he wet t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew go; as t-the WOWD h-had spoken by M-Moses. + +10:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go in u-unto Phawaoh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have +hawdenyed his heawt, and t-the heawt of his sewvants, that I m-might s-shew +these o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my signs befowe him: 1-10:2 And that t-thou mayest teww in t-the eaws +of thy son, and of thy son's son, what things I have wwought in Egypt, +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my signs which I have donye among t-them; that ye may knyow how that I +am t-the WOWD. + +10:3 And Moses and Aawon came in u-unto Phawaoh, and said u-unto him, T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD God of t-the H-Hebwews, How wong wiwt t-thou wefuse to humbwe +t-thysewf befowe m-me? wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may sewve me. + +10:4 Ewse, if t-thou wefuse to wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, b-behowd, to mowwow wiww +I bwing t-the wocusts into thy c-coast: 1-10:5 And they shaww covew t-the f-face +of t-the eawth, that onye c-cannyot be abwe to s-see t-the eawth: and they shaww +e-eat t-the wesidue of that which is escaped, which wemainyeth u-unto you +fwom t-the haiw, and shaww e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee which g-gwoweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you out of +t-the fiewd: 10:6 And they shaww fiww thy houses, and t-the houses of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thy sewvants, and t-the houses of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^▽^o) E-Egyptians; which nyeithew thy +fathews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy f-fathews' f-fathews have seen, since t-the day that they +wewe upon t-the eawth u-unto this d-day. And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed himsewf, and went out +fwom Phawaoh. + +10:7 And Phawaoh's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto him, How wong shaww this man be +a snyawe u-unto us? wet t-the men go, that they may sewve t-the WOWD theiw +G-God: k-knyowest t-thou nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet that Egypt is d-destwoyed? 10:8 And Moses and +Aawon wewe b-bwought again u-unto Phawaoh: and he said u-unto t-them, Go, +sewve t-the WOWD youw G-God: but who awe they that shaww go? 10:9 And +Moses said, We wiww go with ouw young and with ouw o-owd, with ouw sons +and with ouw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, with ouw f-fwocks and with ouw hewds wiww we go; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we (* ^ ω ^) m-must h-howd a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the WOWD. + +10:10 And he said u-unto t-them, Wet t-the WOWD be so with y-you, as I wiww +wet you go, and youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes: wook to it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw is befowe you. + +1-10:11 Nyot so: go nyow ye that awe men, and sewve t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that ye +did d-desiwe. And they wewe dwiven out fwom Phawaoh's pwesence. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Stwetch out thinye hand o-ovew t-the +wand of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wocusts, that they may come up upon t-the wand of +Egypt, and e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb of t-the wand, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the haiw hath +weft. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And Moses stwetched fowth his wod o-ovew t-the wand of Egypt, and +t-the WOWD b-bwought an east wind upon t-the wand (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that day, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +nyight; and when it w-was m-mownying, t-the east wind b-bwought t-the wocusts. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And t-the wocust went up o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, and wested in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Egypt: vewy gwievous wewe they; befowe t-them (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wewe nyo such wocusts as they, nyeithew aftew t-them shaww be such. + +10:15 Fow they covewed t-the f-face of t-the w-whowe eawth, so that t-the wand +w-was dawkenyed; and they did e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb of t-the wand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +fwuit of t-the twees which t-the haiw h-had weft: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed nyot any +gween t-thing in t-the twees, ow in t-the hewbs of t-the fiewd, thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wand of Egypt. + +1-10:16 T-Then Phawaoh cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses and Aawon in haste; and he said, I +have sinnyed against t-the WOWD youw G-God, and against you. + +1-10:17 Nyow thewefowe fowgive, I p-pway thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin onwy this once, and +intweat t-the WOWD youw G-God, that he may o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom m-me this death +onwy. + +10:18 And he went out fwom Phawaoh, and intweated t-the WOWD. + +10:19 And t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed a mighty stwong west wind, which took away +t-the wocusts, and cast t-them into t-the Wed sea; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed nyot onye +wocust in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Egypt. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 But t-the WOWD hawdenyed Phawaoh's heawt, so that he w-wouwd nyot wet +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew go. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Stwetch out thinye hand towawd +heaven, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be dawknyess o-ovew t-the wand of Egypt, even +dawknyess which may be fewt. + +10:22 And Moses stwetched fowth his hand towawd heaven; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +a thick dawknyess in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 1-10:23 They saw +nyot onye anyothew, nyeithew w-wose any fwom his pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: but +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew h-had wight in theiw dwewwings. + +10:24 And Phawaoh cawwed u-unto Moses, and said, Go ye, sewve t-the WOWD; +onwy wet youw f-fwocks and youw hewds be stayed: wet youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes +awso go with you. + +10:25 And Moses said, T-Thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must g-give us awso s-sacwifices and buwnt +offewings, that we may sacwifice u-unto t-the WOWD ouw God. + +10:26 O-Ouw cattwe awso shaww go with us; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot an hoof be +weft behind; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theweof (* ^ ω ^) m-must we o(>ω<)o t-take to sewve t-the WOWD ouw God; and +we knyow nyot with what we (* ^ ω ^) m-must sewve t-the WOWD, untiw we come thithew. + +10:27 But t-the WOWD hawdenyed Phawaoh's heawt, and he w-wouwd nyot wet t-them +go. + +1-10:28 And Phawaoh said u-unto him, Get thee fwom me, o(>ω<)o t-take heed to +xDD t-thysewf, s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face nyo mowe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in that day t-thou seest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face t-thou +shawt die. + +10:29 And Moses said, T-Thou hast spoken weww, I wiww s-see thy f-face again +nyo mowe. + +11:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Y-Yet wiww I bwing onye pwague mowe +upon Phawaoh, and upon Egypt; a-aftewwawds he wiww wet you go hence: +when he shaww wet you go, he shaww suwewy thwust you out hence +awtogethew. + +11:2 Speak nyow in t-the eaws of t-the p-peopwe, and wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man bowwow of +his nyeighbouw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman of hew nyeighbouw, jewews of s-siwvew and +jewews of gowd. + +11:3 And t-the WOWD gave t-the peopwe favouw in t-the sight of t-the +Egyptians. + +Moweovew t-the man Moses w-was vewy gweat in t-the wand of Egypt, in t-the +sight of Phawaoh's sewvants, and in t-the sight of t-the peopwe. + +11:4 And Moses said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, About midnyight wiww I go out +into t-the m-midst of Egypt: 11:5 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in t-the wand of +Egypt shaww die, fwom t-the fiwst bown of Phawaoh that sitteth upon his +t-thwonye, even u-unto t-the fiwstbown of t-the maidsewvant that is behind t-the +m-miww; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown of beasts. + +11:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a gweat (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, +such as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye w-wike it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow shaww be w-wike it any mowe. + +11:7 But against any of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww nyot a d-dog move +his tongue, against man ow beast: that ye may knyow how that t-the WOWD +doth put a diffewence b-between t-the Egyptians and Iswaew. + +11:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww come down u-unto me, and bow down +themsewves u-unto me, s-saying, Get thee (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that +fowwow t-thee: and aftew that I wiww go ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. And he went out fwom +Phawaoh in a gweat angew. + +11:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Phawaoh shaww nyot heawken u-unto you; +that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wondews may be m-muwtipwied in t-the wand of Egypt. + +11:10 And Moses and Aawon did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wondews befowe Phawaoh: and +t-the WOWD hawdenyed Phawaoh's heawt, so that he w-wouwd nyot wet t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew go out of his wand. + +12:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and Aawon in t-the wand of Egypt +s-saying, (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 This month shaww be u-unto you t-the beginnying of months: it +shaww be t-the fiwst month of t-the yeaw to you. + +12:3 Speak ye u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, s-saying, In t-the +(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of this month they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take to t-them {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a wamb, +a-accowding to t-the house of theiw fathews, a wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an house: 12:4 And +if t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd be too ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wamb, wet him and his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw +nyext u-unto his house o(>ω<)o t-take it a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the s-souws; +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his e-eating shaww make youw count (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the >w< w-wamb. + +1-12:5 Youw wamb shaww be without bwemish, a m-mawe of t-the fiwst y-yeaw: ye +shaww o(>ω<)o t-take it out fwom t-the sheep, ow fwom t-the g-goats: 12:6 And ye shaww +keep it up untiw t-the fouwteenth day of t-the same (o_O) m-month: and t-the w-whowe +assembwy of t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew shaww kiww it in t-the evenying. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the bwood, and stwike it on t-the two side +posts and on t-the (--_--) u-uppew doow p-post of t-the houses, whewein they shaww e-eat +it. + +12:8 And they shaww e-eat t-the fwesh in that nyight, woast with f-fiwe, and +unweavenyed bwead; and with bittew hewbs they shaww e-eat it. + +12:9 Eat nyot of it waw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sodden a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with watew, but woast with +fiwe; his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with his wegs, and with t-the puwtenyance t-theweof. + +12:10 And ye shaww wet nyothing of it wemain untiw t-the m-mownying; and +that which wemainyeth of it untiw t-the mownying ye shaww buwn with fiwe. + +1-12:11 And thus shaww ye e-eat it; with youw woins giwded, youw shoes on +youw feet, and youw s-staff in youw hand; and ye shaww e-eat it in haste: +it is t-the WOWD's passovew. + +12:12 Fow I wiww pass thwough t-the wand of Egypt this nyight, and wiww +smite (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in t-the wand of Egypt, both man and (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; and +against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of Egypt I wiww execute judgment: I am t-the WOWD. + +12:13 And t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be to you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a token upon t-the houses whewe +ye awe: and when I s-see t-the bwood, I wiww pass o-ovew y-you, and t-the pwague +shaww nyot be upon you to d-destwoy y-you, when I smite t-the wand of Egypt. + +12:14 And this day shaww be u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw; and ye shaww keep +it a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast to t-the WOWD (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations; ye shaww keep it a +(♡°▽°♡) f-feast by an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1-12:15 Seven days shaww ye e-eat unweavenyed bwead; even t-the fiwst day ye +shaww put away weaven out of youw houses: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-whosoevew eateth +weavenyed bwead fwom t-the fiwst day untiw t-the seventh day, that souw +shaww be cut off fwom Iswaew. + +12:16 And in t-the fiwst day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an h-howy convocation, and in +t-the seventh day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an h-howy convocation to you; nyo m-mannyew +of wowk shaww be donye in t-them, s-save that which {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man (* ^ ω ^) m-must eat, +that onwy may be donye of you. + +12:17 And ye shaww o-obsewve t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in this +sewfsame day have I b-bwought youw awmies out of t-the wand of Egypt: +thewefowe shaww ye o-obsewve this day in youw genyewations by an +owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 In t-the fiwst m-month, on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the month a-at e-even, +ye shaww e-eat unweavenyed bwead, untiw t-the onye and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the +month a-at even. + +12:19 Seven days shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo weaven f-found in youw houses: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +w-whosoevew eateth that which is w-weavenyed, even that souw shaww be cut +off fwom t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, whethew he be a s-stwangew, ow bown +in t-the wand. + +12:20 Ye shaww e-eat nyothing weavenyed; in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw habitations shaww ye +e-eat unweavenyed bwead. + +1-12:21 T-Then Moses cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and said u-unto +t-them, Dwaw out and o(>ω<)o t-take you a wamb a-accowding to youw famiwies, and +kiww t-the passovew. + +12:22 And ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take a b-bunch of h-hyssop, and dip it in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +that is in t-the bason, and stwike t-the w-wintew and t-the two side posts +with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that is in t-the b-bason; and nyonye of you shaww go out a-at +t-the doow of his house untiw t-the mownying. + +12:23 Fow t-the WOWD wiww pass thwough to smite t-the (o^▽^o) E-Egyptians; and when +he seeth t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the wintew, and on t-the two side posts, t-the +WOWD wiww pass o-ovew t-the d-doow, and wiww nyot s-suffew t-the destwoyew to +come in u-unto youw houses to smite you. + +12:24 And ye shaww o-obsewve this t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an owdinyance to thee and to +thy sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +12:25 And it shaww come to pass, when ye be come to t-the wand which t-the +WOWD wiww g-give y-you, a-accowding as he hath pwomised, that ye shaww keep +this sewvice. + +12:26 And it shaww come to pass, when youw chiwdwen shaww say u-unto +y-you, What mean ye by this s-sewvice? 12:27 That ye shaww say, I-It is t-the +sacwifice of t-the WOWD's p-passovew, who passed o-ovew t-the houses of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew in Egypt, when he smote t-the Egyptians, and +dewivewed ouw houses. And t-the peopwe b-bowed t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and wowshipped. + +12:28 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went away, and did as t-the WOWD h-had +commanded Moses and Aawon, so did they. + +12:29 And it came to pass, that a-at midnyight t-the WOWD smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +fiwstbown in t-the wand of Egypt, fwom t-the fiwstbown of Phawaoh that sat +on his t-thwonye u-unto t-the fiwstbown of t-the captive that w-was in t-the +dungeon; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown of c-cattwe. + +12:30 And Phawaoh w-wose up in t-the nyight, he, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^▽^o) E-Egyptians; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in Egypt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +nyot a house whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot onye dead. + +12:31 And he cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses and Aawon by nyight, and said, Wise up, +and get you fowth fwom among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, both ye and t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew; and go, sewve t-the WOWD, as ye have said. + +12:32 Awso o(>ω<)o t-take youw f-fwocks and youw h-hewds, as ye have said, and be +gonye; and bwess m-me awso. + +1-12:33 And t-the Egyptians wewe uwgent upon t-the p-peopwe, that they m-might +send t-them out of t-the wand in haste; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they said, We be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dead m-men. + +12:34 And t-the peopwe took theiw d-dough befowe it w-was w-weavenyed, theiw +knyeadingtwoughs being b-bound up in theiw cwothes upon theiw shouwdews. + +12:35 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did a-accowding to t-the wowd of Moses; +and they bowwowed of t-the Egyptians jewews of s-siwvew, and jewews of +gowd, and ( =ω=)..nyaa w-waiment: 12:36 And t-the WOWD gave t-the peopwe favouw in t-the +sight of t-the Egyptians, so that they went u-unto t-them such things as +they wequiwed. And they spoiwed t-the Egyptians. + +1-12:37 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew jouwnyeyed fwom Wameses to Succoth, +about six hundwed t-thousand on foot that wewe men, beside chiwdwen. + +12:38 And a mixed muwtitude went up awso with t-them; and >w< f-fwocks, and +h-hewds, even vewy m-much c-cattwe. + +12:39 And they baked unweavenyed c-cakes of t-the d-dough which they b-bwought +fowth out of Egypt, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was nyot weavenyed; because they wewe thwust +out of Egypt, and couwd nyot tawwy, nyeithew h-had they pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +themsewves any victuaw. + +1-12:40 Nyow t-the sojouwnying of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, who d-dwewt in +Egypt, w-was fouw hundwed and thiwty yeaws. + +12:41 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of t-the fouw hundwed and thiwty +yeaws, even t-the sewfsame day it came to pass, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hosts of +t-the WOWD went out fwom t-the wand of Egypt. + +12:42 I-It is a nyight to be m-much obsewved u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwinging +t-them out fwom t-the wand of Egypt: this is that nyight of t-the WOWD to be +obsewved of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in theiw genyewations. + +12:43 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses and Aawon, This is t-the owdinyance of +t-the passovew: Thewe shaww nyo stwangew e-eat theweof: 12:44 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man's sewvant that is bought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, when t-thou hast ciwcumcised +him, t-then shaww he e-eat t-theweof. + +(　･ω･)☞ 1-12:45 A-A foweignyew and an h-hiwed sewvant shaww nyot e-eat t-theweof. + +12:46 In onye house shaww it be e-eaten; t-thou shawt nyot cawwy fowth ought +of t-the fwesh a-abwoad out of t-the h-house; nyeithew shaww ye bweak a bonye +t-theweof. + +1-12:47 Aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew shaww keep it. + +12:48 And when a stwangew shaww sojouwn with thee, and wiww keep t-the +passovew to t-the WOWD, wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his mawes be (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, and t-then wet +him come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw and keep it; and he shaww be as onye that is bown in t-the +wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo u-unciwcumcised pewson shaww e-eat t-theweof. + +12:49 Onye (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww be to him that is homebown, and u-unto t-the stwangew +that s-sojouwnyeth among you. + +12:50 T-Thus did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; as t-the WOWD commanded Moses +and Aawon, so did they. + +1-12:51 And it came to pass t-the sewfsame day, that t-the WOWD did bwing +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of t-the wand of Egypt by theiw awmies. + +13:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 13:2 Sanctify u-unto m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the f-fiwstbown, whatsoevew openyeth t-the womb among t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, both of man and of beast: it is minye. + +13:3 And Moses said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Wemembew this day, in which ye +came out fwom Egypt, out of t-the house of bondage; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by stwength of +hand t-the WOWD b-bwought you out fwom this p-pwace: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo weavenyed +bwead be e-eaten. + +13:4 This day came ye out in t-the month Abib. + +13:5 And it shaww be when t-the WOWD shaww bwing thee into t-the wand of +t-the Canyaanyites, and t-the Hittites, and t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Hivites, +and t-the J-Jebusites, which he swawe u-unto thy f-fathews to g-give thee, a +wand fwowing with miwk and honyey, that t-thou shawt keep this sewvice in +this m-month. + +13:6 Seven days t-thou shawt e-eat unweavenyed bwead, and in t-the seventh +day shaww be a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast to t-the WOWD. + +13:7 U-Unweavenyed bwead shaww be eaten seven days; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo +weavenyed bwead be s-seen with thee, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be weaven s-seen +with thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy quawtews. + +13:8 And t-thou shawt s-shew thy son in that day, s-saying, This is donye +because of that which t-the WOWD did u-unto m-me when I came fowth out of +Egypt. + +13:9 And it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto thee upon thinye hand, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +memowiaw b-between thinye eyes, that t-the WOWD's (☆▽☆) w-waw may be in thy m-mouth: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with a stwong hand hath t-the WOWD b-bwought thee out of Egypt. + +1-13:10 T-Thou shawt thewefowe keep this owdinyance in his season fwom yeaw +to y-yeaw. + +1-13:11 And it shaww be when t-the WOWD shaww bwing thee into t-the wand of +t-the Canyaanyites, as he swawe u-unto thee and to thy fathews, and shaww +g-give it thee, 13:12 That t-thou shawt s-set apawt u-unto t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +openyeth t-the m-matwix, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fiwstwing that cometh of a beast which +t-thou hast; t-the mawes shaww be t-the W-WOWD's. + +13:13 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fiwstwing of an a-ass t-thou shawt wedeem with a wamb; and +if t-thou wiwt nyot wedeem it, t-then t-thou shawt bweak his n-nyeck: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the fiwstbown of man among thy chiwdwen shawt t-thou w-wedeem. + +13:14 And it shaww be when thy son asketh thee in time to come, +s-saying, What is t-this? that t-thou shawt say u-unto him, By stwength of +hand t-the WOWD b-bwought us out fwom Egypt, fwom t-the house of b-bondage: +13:15 And it came to pass, when Phawaoh w-wouwd hawdwy wet us go, that +t-the WOWD swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in t-the wand of Egypt, both t-the +fiwstbown of ^.^ m-man, and t-the fiwstbown of beast: thewefowe I sacwifice to +t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that openyeth t-the m-matwix, being mawes; but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +fiwstbown of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen I w-wedeem. + +1-13:16 And it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a token upon thinye hand, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwontwets +b-between thinye eyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by stwength of hand t-the WOWD b-bwought us fowth +out of Egypt. + +13:17 And it came to pass, when Phawaoh h-had wet t-the peopwe go, that +God w-wed t-them nyot thwough t-the w-way of t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes, +awthough that w-was n-nyeaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God said, West pewadventuwe t-the peopwe +w-wepent when they s-see waw, and they (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to Egypt: 13:18 But God w-wed +t-the peopwe a-about, thwough t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess of t-the Wed sea: +and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went up hawnyessed out of t-the wand of Egypt. + +13:19 And Moses took t-the bonyes of Joseph with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had stwaitwy +swown t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, God wiww suwewy v-visit you; and +ye shaww cawwy up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes away hence with you. + +1-13:20 And they took theiw jouwnyey fwom Succoth, and encamped in Etham, +in t-the edge of t-the wiwdewnyess. + +13:21 And t-the WOWD went befowe t-them by day in a piwwaw of a c-cwoud, to +wead t-them t-the way; and by nyight in a piwwaw of f-fiwe, to g-give t-them +wight; to go by day and nyight: 13:22 He took nyot away t-the piwwaw of +t-the cwoud by day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the piwwaw of fiwe by nyight, fwom befowe t-the +peopwe. + +14:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 14:2 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they tuwn and e-encamp befowe Pihahiwoth, +b-between Migdow and t-the sea, o-ovew against Baawzephon: befowe it shaww +ye e-encamp by t-the sea. + +14:3 Fow Phawaoh wiww say of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, They awe +entangwed in t-the wand, t-the wiwdewnyess hath s-shut t-them in. + +14:4 And I wiww hawden Phawaoh's heawt, that he shaww fowwow aftew +t-them; and I wiww be h-honyouwed upon Phawaoh, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his host; that +t-the Egyptians may knyow that I am t-the WOWD. And they did so. + +1-14:5 And it w-was towd t-the king of Egypt that t-the peopwe fwed: and t-the +heawt of Phawaoh and of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed against t-the p-peopwe, +and they said, Why have we donye this, that we have wet Iswaew go fwom +sewving us? 14:6 And he m-made weady his c-chawiot, and took his peopwe +with him: 14:7 And he took six hundwed chosen c-chawiots, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +chawiots of Egypt, and captains o-ovew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of them. + +14:8 And t-the WOWD hawdenyed t-the heawt of Phawaoh king of Egypt, and he +puwsued aftew t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went +out with an high ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +14:9 But t-the Egyptians puwsued aftew t-them, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the howses and chawiots +of Phawaoh, and his howsemen, and his awmy, and ovewtook t-them +encamping by t-the sea, beside Pihahiwoth, befowe Baawzephon. + +14:10 And when Phawaoh dwew nyigh, t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew w-wifted up +theiw eyes, and, b-behowd, t-the Egyptians m-mawched aftew t-them; and they +wewe sowe afwaid: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied out u-unto t-the WOWD. + +14:11 And they said u-unto Moses, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyo gwaves in Egypt, +hast t-thou taken us away to die in t-the wiwdewnyess? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hast t-thou +d-deawt thus with u-us, to cawwy us fowth out of E-Egypt? 1-14:12 Is nyot this +t-the wowd that we did teww thee in Egypt, s-saying, Wet us awonye, that we +may sewve t-the Egyptians? Fow it h-had b-been bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to sewve t-the +Egyptians, than that we shouwd die in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +14:13 And Moses said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Feaw ye nyot, stand stiww, and +s-see t-the sawvation of t-the WOWD, which he wiww s-shew to you to day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the Egyptians whom ye have s-seen to day, ye shaww s-see t-them again nyo +mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +14:14 The WOWD shaww fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and ye shaww h-howd youw p-peace. + +1-14:15 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Whewefowe cwiest t-thou u-unto m-me? +speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they go fowwawd: 14:16 But +wift t-thou up thy wod, and s-stwetch out thinye hand o-ovew t-the sea, and +divide i-it: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww go on dwy (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound thwough +t-the m-midst of t-the sea. + +14:17 And I, b-behowd, I wiww hawden t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the Egyptians, and +they shaww fowwow (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww get m-me honyouw upon Phawaoh, and +upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his host, upon his c-chawiots, and upon his howsemen. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And t-the Egyptians shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I have +gotten m-me honyouw upon Phawaoh, upon his c-chawiots, and upon his +howsemen. + +1-14:19 And t-the angew of G-God, which went befowe t-the camp of I-Iswaew, +w-wemoved and went behind t-them; and t-the piwwaw of t-the cwoud went fwom +befowe theiw face, and s-stood behind (=`ω´=) t-them: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And it came b-between +t-the camp of t-the Egyptians and t-the camp of I-Iswaew; and it w-was a cwoud +and dawknyess to t-them, but it gave wight by nyight to these: so that t-the +onye came nyot (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the othew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight. + +1-14:21 And Moses stwetched out his hand o-ovew t-the sea; and t-the WOWD +caused t-the sea to go back by a stwong east wind (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that nyight, and +m-made t-the sea dwy wand, and t-the watews wewe divided. + +14:22 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went into t-the m-midst of t-the sea upon +t-the dwy gwound: and t-the watews wewe a waww u-unto t-them on theiw wight +hand, and on theiw weft. + +14:23 And t-the Egyptians puwsued, and went in aftew t-them to t-the m-midst +of t-the sea, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Phawaoh's howses, his c-chawiots, and his howsemen. + +14:24 And it came to pass, that in t-the mownying watch t-the WOWD wooked +u-unto t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Egyptians thwough t-the piwwaw of fiwe and of t-the +c-cwoud, and twoubwed t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Egyptians, 14:25 And took off +theiw chawiot wheews, that they dwave t-them heaviwy: so that t-the +Egyptians said, Wet us fwee fwom t-the f-face of I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +fighteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them against t-the Egyptians. + +14:26 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Stwetch out thinye hand o-ovew t-the +sea, that t-the watews may come again upon t-the Egyptians, upon theiw +c-chawiots, and upon theiw howsemen. + +14:27 And Moses stwetched fowth his hand o-ovew t-the sea, and t-the sea +wetuwnyed to his stwength when t-the mownying appeawed; and t-the Egyptians +fwed against it; and t-the WOWD ovewthwew t-the Egyptians in t-the m-midst of +t-the sea. + +14:28 And t-the watews wetuwnyed, and covewed t-the c-chawiots, and t-the +howsemen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Phawaoh that came into t-the sea aftew +t-them; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed nyot so m-much as onye of them. + +14:29 But t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wawked upon dwy wand in t-the m-midst of +t-the sea; and t-the watews wewe a waww u-unto t-them on theiw wight hand, and +on theiw weft. + +14:30 T-Thus t-the WOWD saved Iswaew that day out of t-the hand of t-the +(o^▽^o) E-Egyptians; and Iswaew saw t-the Egyptians dead upon t-the sea showe. + +14:31 And Iswaew saw that gweat wowk which t-the WOWD did upon t-the +Egyptians: and t-the peopwe feawed t-the WOWD, and bewieved t-the WOWD, and +his sewvant M-Moses. + +15:1 T-Then sang Moses and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew this song u-unto t-the +WOWD, and spake, s-saying, I wiww sing u-unto t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath +twiumphed gwowiouswy: t-the h-howse and his widew hath he thwown into t-the +sea. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength and song, and he is become o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation: +he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and I wiww p-pwepawe him an habitation; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's G-God, +and I wiww e-exawt h-him. + +1-15:3 The WOWD is a man of w-waw: t-the WOWD is his nyame. + +:3 1-15:4 Phawaoh's chawiots and his \(★ω★)/ h-host hath he cast into t-the sea: his +chosen captains awso awe dwownyed in t-the Wed sea. + +1-15:5 The depths have covewed (=`ω´=) t-them: they sank into t-the bottom as a +stonye. + +15:6 Thy wight hand, O-O WOWD, is become gwowious in powew: thy wight +hand, O-O WOWD, hath dashed in pieces t-the enyemy. + +15:7 And in t-the gweatnyess of thinye excewwency t-thou hast ovewthwown +t-them that w-wose up against t-thee: t-thou s-sentest fowth thy wwath, which +consumed t-them as (^ω~) *shuffles closer* s-stubbwe. + +15:8 And with t-the bwast of thy n-nyostwiws t-the watews wewe gathewed +togethew, t-the fwoods s-stood upwight as an heap, and t-the depths wewe +congeawed in t-the heawt of t-the sea. + +15:9 The enyemy said, I wiww puwsue, I wiww ovewtake, I wiww divide t-the +spoiw; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wust shaww be satisfied upon t-them; I wiww d-dwaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my swowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hand shaww d-destwoy them. + +15:10 T-Thou didst b-bwow with thy wind, t-the sea covewed (=`ω´=) t-them: they sank +as wead in t-the mighty watews. + +15:11 Who is w-wike u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, among t-the g-gods? who is w-wike thee, +gwowious in howinyess, feawfuw in pwaises, doing wondews? 15:12 T-Thou +stwetchedst out thy wight hand, t-the eawth swawwowed them. + +1-15:13 T-Thou in thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy hast w-wed fowth t-the peopwe which t-thou hast +wedeemed: t-thou hast guided t-them in thy stwength u-unto thy h-howy +h-habitation. + +15:14 The peopwe shaww h-heaw, and be afwaid: sowwow shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd on +t-the i-inhabitants of Pawestinya. + +15:15 T-Then t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes of Edom shaww be amazed; t-the mighty men of M-Moab, +twembwing shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd upon t-them; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of Canyaan +shaww mewt away. + +15:16 Feaw and dwead shaww faww upon t-them; by t-the gweatnyess of thinye +a-awm they shaww be as stiww as a stonye; tiww thy peopwe pass ovew, O-O +WOWD, tiww t-the peopwe pass ovew, which t-thou hast p-puwchased. + +15:17 T-Thou shawt bwing t-them in, and pwant t-them in t-the mountain of +thinye inhewitance, in t-the pwace, O-O WOWD, which t-thou hast m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee +to dweww in, in t-the Sanctuawy, O-O WOWD, which thy h-hands have +estabwished. + +15:18 The WOWD shaww weign (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +1-15:19 Fow t-the h-howse of Phawaoh went in with his chawiots and with his +howsemen into t-the sea, and t-the WOWD b-bwought again t-the watews of t-the +sea upon t-them; but t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went on dwy wand in t-the +m-midst of t-the sea. + +1-15:20 And Miwiam t-the pwophetess, t-the s-sistew of Aawon, took a timbwew +in hew hand; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women went out aftew hew with timbwews and +with dances. + +15:21 And Miwiam answewed t-them, Sing ye to t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath +twiumphed gwowiouswy; t-the h-howse and his widew hath he thwown into t-the +sea. + +15:22 S-So Moses b-bwought Iswaew fwom t-the Wed sea, and they went out into +t-the wiwdewnyess of S-Shuw; and they went thwee days in t-the wiwdewnyess, +and f-found nyo watew. + +1-15:23 And when they came to M-Mawah, they couwd nyot dwink of t-the watews +of M-Mawah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe bittew: thewefowe t-the nyame of it w-was cawwed +Mawah. + +1-15:24 And t-the peopwe (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against Moses, s-saying, What shaww we +dwink? 15:25 And he cwied u-unto t-the WOWD; and t-the WOWD shewed him a +twee, which when he h-had cast into t-the w-watews, t-the watews wewe m-made +sweet: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them a statute and an owdinyance, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he +pwoved t-them, 15:26 And said, If t-thou wiwt diwigentwy heawken to t-the +voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, and wiwt (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight in his +s-sight, and wiwt g-give eaw to his commandments, and keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +s-statutes, I wiww put nyonye of these diseases upon thee, which I have +b-bwought upon t-the Egyptians: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD that heaweth thee. + +15:27 And they came to Ewim, whewe wewe twewve w-wewws of watew, and +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten (o-_-o) p-pawm t-twees: and they encamped (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe by t-the watews. + +16:1 And they took theiw jouwnyey fwom Ewim, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation +of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came u-unto t-the wiwdewnyess of Sin, which is +b-between Ewim and S-Sinyai, on t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the second month aftew +theiw d-depawting out of t-the wand of Egypt. + +16:2 And t-the w-whowe c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed +against Moses and Aawon in t-the wiwdewnyess: 16:3 And t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew said u-unto t-them, Wouwd to God we h-had died by t-the hand of t-the +WOWD in t-the wand of Egypt, when we sat by t-the fwesh pots, and when we +did e-eat bwead to t-the fuww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have b-bwought us fowth into this +wiwdewnyess, to kiww this w-whowe assembwy with hungew. + +16:4 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto Moses, Behowd, I wiww wain bwead fwom +heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; and t-the peopwe shaww go out and gathew a c-cewtain wate +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day, that I may pwove t-them, whethew they wiww wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, ow +nyo. + +16:5 And it shaww come to pass, that on t-the sixth day they shaww +p-pwepawe that which they bwing in; and it shaww be UwU t-twice as m-much as +they gathew daiwy. + +1-16:6 And Moses and Aawon said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, {{ (>_<) }} A-At +e-even, t-then ye shaww knyow that t-the WOWD hath b-bwought you out fwom t-the +wand of Egypt: 16:7 And in t-the m-mownying, t-then ye shaww s-see t-the gwowy of +t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that he heaweth youw muwmuwings against t-the WOWD: and +what awe ^w^ w-we, that ye m-muwmuw against us? 16:8 And Moses said, This +shaww be, when t-the WOWD shaww g-give you in t-the evenying fwesh to eat, +and in t-the mownying bwead to t-the fuww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that t-the WOWD heaweth youw +muwmuwings which ye m-muwmuw against him: and what awe ^.^ w-we? youw +muwmuwings awe nyot against u-us, but against t-the WOWD. + +1-16:9 And Moses spake u-unto Aawon, Say u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw befowe t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath heawd youw +muwmuwings. + +1-16:10 And it came to pass, as Aawon spake u-unto t-the w-whowe c-congwegation +of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they wooked towawd t-the wiwdewnyess, +and, b-behowd, t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD appeawed in t-the cwoud. + +16:11 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 1-16:12 I have heawd t-the +muwmuwings of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: speak u-unto t-them, s-saying, {{ (>_<) }} A-At even +ye shaww e-eat f-fwesh, and in t-the mownying ye shaww be fiwwed with bwead; +and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +16:13 And it came to pass, that a-at even t-the quaiws came up, and +covewed t-the camp: and in t-the mownying t-the dew way (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the host. + +1-16:14 And when t-the dew that way w-was gonye up, b-behowd, upon t-the f-face of +t-the wiwdewnyess (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe way a smaww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound thing, as smaww as t-the hoaw +fwost on t-the gwound. + +xDD 1-16:15 And when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew saw it, they said onye to +anyothew, I-It is mannya: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they w-wist nyot what it was. And Moses said +u-unto t-them, This is t-the bwead which t-the WOWD hath given you to eat. + +16:16 This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD hath commanded, Gathew of it +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his eating, an omew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, a-accowding to +t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of youw pewsons; o(>ω<)o t-take ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them which awe in +his tents. + +1-16:17 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did so, and gathewed, s-some m-mowe, s-some +wess. + +1-16:18 And when they did mete it with an omew, he that gathewed m-much +h-had nyothing ovew, and he that gathewed ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe h-had nyo wack; they +gathewed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his e-eating. + +16:19 And Moses said, Wet nyo man weave of it tiww t-the mownying. + +16:20 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding they heawkenyed nyot u-unto Moses; but s-some of t-them +weft of it untiw t-the m-mownying, and it bwed wowms, and stank: and Moses +w-was wwoth with them. + +16:21 And they gathewed it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his +eating: and when t-the sun (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed hot, it mewted. + +16:22 And it came to pass, that on t-the sixth day they gathewed UwU t-twice +as m-much bwead, two omews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye man: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews of t-the +c-congwegation came and towd M-Moses. + +1-16:23 And he said u-unto t-them, This is that which t-the WOWD hath said, To +mowwow is t-the w-west of t-the h-howy sabbath u-unto t-the WOWD: ;;w;; b-bake that which +ye wiww ;;w;; b-bake to day, and seethe that ye wiww s-seethe; and that which +wemainyeth o-ovew way up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to be kept untiw t-the mownying. + +16:24 And they w-waid it up tiww t-the m-mownying, as Moses bade: and it did +nyot stink, nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any wowm thewein. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 And Moses said, Eat that to >_> d-day; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to day is a sabbath u-unto +t-the WOWD: to day ye shaww nyot f-find it in t-the fiewd. + +16:26 S-Six days ye shaww gathew it; but on t-the seventh day, which is +t-the sabbath, in it (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be n-nyonye. + +16:27 And it came to pass, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out s-some of t-the peopwe on +t-the seventh day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to gathew, and they f-found n-nyonye. + +1-16:28 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, How wong wefuse ye to keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +c-commandments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waws? 16:29 See, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that t-the WOWD hath given you +t-the sabbath, thewefowe he giveth you on t-the sixth day t-the bwead of two +days; abide ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his pwace, wet nyo man go out of his pwace +on t-the seventh d-day. + +16:30 S-So t-the peopwe wested on t-the seventh d-day. + +16:31 And t-the house of Iswaew cawwed t-the nyame theweof Mannya: and it +w-was w-wike cowiandew seed, white; and t-the taste of it w-was w-wike wafews +m-made with honyey. + +16:32 And Moses said, This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD commandeth, +Fiww an omew of it to be kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw genyewations; that they may s-see +t-the bwead whewewith I have fed you in t-the wiwdewnyess, when I b-bwought +you fowth fwom t-the wand of Egypt. + +1-16:33 And Moses said u-unto Aawon, Take a pot, and put an omew f-fuww of +mannya thewein, and way it up befowe t-the WOWD, to be kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw +genyewations. + +16:34 As t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so Aawon w-waid it up befowe t-the +Testimony, to be kept. + +16:35 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did e-eat mannya f-fowty yeaws, untiw they +came to a wand inhabited; they did e-eat mannya, untiw they came u-unto t-the +b-bowdews of t-the wand of Canyaan. + +16:36 Nyow an omew is t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of an ephah. + +17:1 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew jouwnyeyed fwom +t-the wiwdewnyess of Sin, aftew theiw jouwnyeys, a-accowding to t-the +commandment of t-the WOWD, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in W-Wephidim: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo +w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe to d-dwink. + +17:2 Whewefowe t-the peopwe did c-chide with Moses, and said, Give us +w-watew that we may d-dwink. And Moses said u-unto t-them, Why c-chide ye with +m-me? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do ye t-tempt t-the WOWD? 17:3 And t-the peopwe thiwsted +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow watew; and t-the peopwe (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against Moses, and said, +Whewefowe is this that t-thou hast b-bwought us up out of Egypt, to kiww +us and ouw chiwdwen and ouw cattwe with thiwst? 17:4 And Moses cwied +u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, What shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto this peopwe? they be +a-awmost weady to stonye me. + +17:5 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go on befowe t-the p-peopwe, and o(>ω<)o t-take +with thee of t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew; and thy wod, whewewith t-thou s-smotest +t-the wivew, o(>ω<)o t-take in thinye hand, and go. + +17:6 Behowd, I wiww stand befowe thee (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon t-the w-wock in Howeb; +and t-thou shawt smite t-the wock, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come w-watew out of it, +that t-the peopwe may d-dwink. And Moses did so in t-the sight of t-the ewdews +of Iswaew. + +17:7 And he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace Massah, and Mewibah, because +of t-the chiding of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and because they tempted t-the +WOWD, s-saying, Is t-the WOWD among u-us, ow nyot? 1-17:8 T-Then came Amawek, +and fought with Iswaew in Wephidim. + +17:9 And Moses said u-unto Joshua, C-Choose us out men, and go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, fight +with >w< A-Amawek: to mowwow I wiww stand on t-the top of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww with t-the +wod of God in minye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +17:10 S-So Joshua did as Moses h-had said to him, and fought with >w< A-Amawek: +and Moses, Aawon, and H-Huw went up to t-the top of t-the hiww. + +17:11 And it came to pass, when Moses hewd up his hand, that Iswaew +pwevaiwed: and when he wet down his hand, Amawek p-pwevaiwed. + +17:12 But Moses h-hands wewe heavy; and they took a stonye, and put it +undew him, and he sat theweon; and Aawon and H-Huw stayed up his hands, +t-the onye on t-the onye side, and t-the othew on t-the othew side; and his +h-hands wewe steady untiw t-the g-going down of t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +17:13 And Joshua discomfited Amawek and his peopwe with t-the edge of +t-the swowd. + +17:14 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Wwite this (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw in a +b-book, and weheawse it in t-the eaws of Joshua: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww u-uttewwy put +out t-the w-wemembwance of Amawek fwom undew heaven. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And Moses b-buiwt an awtaw, and cawwed t-the nyame of it +J-Jehovahnyissi: 17:16 Fow he said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD hath swown that t-the +WOWD wiww have waw with Amawek fwom genyewation to genyewation. + +18:1 When Jethwo, t-the pwiest of Midian, Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, heawd of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that God h-had donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew his p-peopwe, and that +t-the WOWD h-had b-bwought Iswaew out of Egypt; 18:2 T-Then Jethwo, Moses' +o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, took Zippowah, Moses' wife, aftew he h-had sent hew b-back, +18:3 And hew two s-sons; of which t-the nyame of t-the onye w-was Gewshom; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he said, I have b-been an awien in a s-stwange wand: 18:4 And t-the nyame of +t-the othew w-was Ewiezew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, said he, w-was minye +hewp, and dewivewed m-me fwom t-the s-swowd of Phawaoh: 18:5 And Jethwo, +Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, came with his sons and his wife u-unto Moses into +t-the wiwdewnyess, whewe he encamped a-at t-the mount of G-God: 18:6 And he +said u-unto Moses, I thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo am come u-unto thee, and thy +wife, and hew two sons with hew. + +18:7 And Moses went out to meet his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, and did obeisance, +and kissed h-him; and they asked each othew of theiw wewfawe; and they +came into t-the tent. + +18:8 And Moses towd his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD h-had donye u-unto +Phawaoh and to t-the Egyptians (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew's sake, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twavaiw +that h-had come upon t-them by t-the way, and how t-the WOWD dewivewed them. + +18:9 And (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo w-wejoiced (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goodnyess which t-the WOWD h-had donye +to I-Iswaew, whom he h-had dewivewed out of t-the hand of t-the Egyptians. + +18:10 And (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD, who hath dewivewed you out +of t-the hand of t-the Egyptians, and out of t-the hand of Phawaoh, who hath +dewivewed t-the peopwe fwom undew t-the hand of t-the Egyptians. + +1-18:11 Nyow I knyow that t-the WOWD is gweatew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the +t-thing whewein they d-deawt pwoudwy he w-was a-above them. + +18:12 And Jethwo, Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, took a buwnt offewing and +s-sacwifices (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-God: and Aawon came, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, to +e-eat bwead with Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw befowe God. + +18:13 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that Moses sat to j-judge t-the +peopwe: and t-the peopwe s-stood by Moses fwom t-the mownying u-unto t-the +evenying. + +18:14 And when Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw saw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did to t-the p-peopwe, +he said, What is this t-thing that t-thou doest to t-the peopwe? why sittest +t-thou t-thysewf awonye, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe stand by thee fwom mownying u-unto +even? 18:15 And Moses said u-unto his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the peopwe +come u-unto m-me to enquiwe of G-God: 18:16 When they have a mattew, they +come u-unto m-me; and I j-judge b-between onye and anyothew, and I (^-^*)/ d-do make t-them +knyow t-the s-statutes of G-God, and his w-waws. + +18:17 And Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw said u-unto him, The t-thing that t-thou +doest is nyot good. + +18:18 T-Thou wiwt suwewy ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw away, both thou, and this peopwe that is +with t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this t-thing is too h-heavy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee; t-thou awt nyot abwe to +pewfowm it t-thysewf awonye. + +18:19 Heawken nyow u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, I wiww g-give thee counsew, and God +shaww be with t-thee: (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe to God-wawd, that t-thou +mayest bwing t-the causes u-unto G-God: 18:20 And t-thou shawt t-teach t-them +owdinyances and w-waws, and shawt s-shew t-them t-the w-way whewein they (* ^ ω ^) m-must +wawk, and t-the wowk that they (* ^ ω ^) m-must do. + +1-18:21 Moweovew t-thou shawt pwovide out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe abwe men, such +as f-feaw G-God, men of twuth, hating covetousnyess; and pwace such o-ovew +t-them, to be wuwews of t-thousands, and wuwews of h-hundweds, wuwews of +fifties, and wuwews of tens: 18:22 And wet t-them j-judge t-the peopwe a-at +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seasons: and it shaww be, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gweat mattew they shaww bwing +u-unto thee, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy smaww mattew they shaww judge: so shaww it be +easiew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow xDD t-thysewf, and they shaww beaw t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden with thee. + +1-18:23 If t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do this thing, and God command thee so, t-then t-thou +shawt be abwe to enduwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe shaww awso go to theiw +pwace in p-peace. + +18:24 S-So Moses heawkenyed to t-the voice of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, and did +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had said. + +18:25 And Moses chose abwe men out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and m-made t-them heads +o-ovew t-the p-peopwe, wuwews of t-thousands, wuwews of h-hundweds, wuwews of +fifties, and wuwews of tens. + +18:26 And they judged t-the peopwe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seasons: t-the hawd causes they +b-bwought u-unto Moses, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy smaww mattew they judged themsewves. + +18:27 And Moses wet his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw depawt; and he went his w-way into +his own wand. + +19:1 In t-the thiwd m-month, when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe gonye fowth +out of t-the wand of Egypt, t-the same day came they into t-the wiwdewnyess +of Sinyai. + +19:2 Fow they wewe depawted fwom (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Wephidim, and wewe come to t-the desewt +of S-Sinyai, and h-had (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the wiwdewnyess; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Iswaew camped +befowe t-the mount. + +19:3 And Moses went up u-unto G-God, and t-the WOWD cawwed u-unto him out of +t-the mountain, s-saying, T-Thus shawt t-thou say to t-the house of Jacob, and +teww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; 19:4 Ye have s-seen what I did u-unto t-the +Egyptians, and how I bawe you on eagwes' w-wings, and b-bwought you u-unto +mysewf. + +19:5 Nyow thewefowe, if ye wiww obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice indeed, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +c-covenyant, t-then ye shaww be a pecuwiaw tweasuwe u-unto m-me a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth is minye: 1-19:6 And ye shaww be u-unto m-me a +kingdom of p-pwiests, and an h-howy n-nyation. + +These awe t-the w-wowds which t-thou shawt speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew. + +19:7 And Moses came and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewdews of t-the p-peopwe, and w-waid +befowe theiw faces (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds which t-the WOWD commanded h-him. + +19:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe answewed togethew, and said, Aww that t-the WOWD +hath spoken we wiww do. And Moses wetuwnyed t-the w-wowds of t-the peopwe +u-unto t-the WOWD. + +19:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Wo, I come u-unto thee in a thick +c-cwoud, that t-the peopwe may h-heaw when I speak with thee, and bewieve +thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +And Moses towd t-the w-wowds of t-the peopwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +19:10 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and sanctify +t-them to day and to mowwow, and wet t-them w-wash theiw cwothes, 1-19:11 And +be weady against t-the thiwd day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the thiwd day t-the WOWD wiww come +down in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe upon mount Sinyai. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And t-thou shawt s-set bounds u-unto t-the peopwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, s-saying, +Take heed to youwsewves, that ye go nyot up into t-the mount, ow touch +t-the bowdew of i-it: w-whosoevew toucheth t-the mount shaww be suwewy put to +(＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 19:13 Thewe shaww nyot an hand touch it, but he shaww suwewy be +stonyed, ow shot thwough; whethew it be beast ow ^.^ m-man, it shaww nyot +w-wive: when t-the twumpet soundeth w-wong, they shaww come up to t-the mount. + +19:14 And Moses went down fwom t-the mount u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and +sanctified t-the peopwe; and they washed theiw cwothes. + +19:15 And he said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, (☆▽☆) B-Be weady against t-the thiwd day: +come nyot a-at youw (^-^*)/ w-wives. + +19:16 And it came to pass on t-the thiwd day in t-the m-mownying, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wewe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews and wightnyings, and a thick cwoud upon t-the mount, and +t-the voice of t-the twumpet exceeding woud; so that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that +w-was in t-the camp {{ (>_<) }} t-twembwed. + +19:17 And Moses b-bwought fowth t-the peopwe out of t-the camp to meet with +God; and they s-stood a-at t-the nyethew pawt of t-the mount. + +19:18 And mount (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai w-was awtogethew on a smoke, because t-the WOWD +descended upon it in fiwe: and t-the smoke theweof ascended as t-the smoke +of a fuwnyace, and t-the w-whowe mount quaked gweatwy. + +19:19 And when t-the voice of t-the twumpet sounded w-wong, and (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed w-woudew +and woudew, Moses spake, and God answewed him by a voice. + +19:20 And t-the WOWD came down upon mount S-Sinyai, on t-the top of t-the +mount: and t-the WOWD cawwed Moses up to t-the top of t-the mount; and Moses +went (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +19:21 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go down, chawge t-the p-peopwe, west +they bweak thwough u-unto t-the WOWD to gaze, and many of t-them pewish. + +1-19:22 And wet t-the pwiests awso, which come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the WOWD, sanctify +themsewves, west t-the WOWD bweak fowth upon them. + +19:23 And Moses said u-unto t-the WOWD, The peopwe c-cannyot come up to mount +Sinyai: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou (/ =ω=)/ c-chawgedst u-us, s-saying, Set bounds about t-the mount, and +sanctify it. + +19:24 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, A-Away, get thee down, and t-thou shawt +come up, thou, and Aawon with t-thee: but wet nyot t-the pwiests and t-the +peopwe bweak thwough to come up u-unto t-the WOWD, west he bweak fowth +upon them. + +19:25 S-So Moses went down u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and spake u-unto them. + +20:1 And God spake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds, s-saying, ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 I am t-the WOWD thy +G-God, which have b-bwought thee out of t-the wand of Egypt, out of t-the +house of bondage. + +20:3 T-Thou shawt have nyo othew gods befowe me. + +20:4 T-Thou shawt nyot make u-unto thee any gwaven image, ow any wikenyess +of any t-thing that is in heaven above, ow that is in t-the eawth benyeath, +ow that is in t-the w-watew undew t-the eawth. + +20:5 T-Thou shawt nyot bow down t-thysewf to t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sewve (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +t-the WOWD thy God am a jeawous G-God, ＼(≧▽≦)／ v-visiting t-the i-inyiquity of t-the +f-fathews upon t-the chiwdwen u-unto t-the thiwd and fouwth genyewation of t-them +that hate m-me; 20:6 And shewing (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto thousands of t-them that wove +me, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take t-the nyame of t-the WOWD thy God in vain; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD wiww nyot h-howd him (o´∀`o) g-guiwtwess that taketh his nyame in vain. + +20:8 Wemembew t-the sabbath day, to keep it howy. + +20:9 S-Six days shawt t-thou wabouw, and (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowk: 20:10 But t-the +seventh day is t-the sabbath of t-the WOWD thy G-God: in it t-thou shawt nyot +(^-^*)/ d-do any wowk, thou, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy son, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy d-daughtew, thy mansewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +thy maidsewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy cattwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy stwangew that is within thy +(*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 2-20:11 Fow in six days t-the WOWD m-made heaven and eawth, t-the sea, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that in t-them is, and wested t-the seventh day: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-the +WOWD bwessed t-the sabbath day, and hawwowed it. + +2-20:12 Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew: that thy days may be wong upon +t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee. + +2-20:13 T-Thou shawt nyot k-kiww. + +2-20:14 T-Thou shawt nyot commit aduwtewy. + +2-20:15 T-Thou shawt nyot steaw. + +20:16 T-Thou shawt nyot beaw f-fawse witnyess against thy nyeighbouw. + +2-20:17 T-Thou shawt nyot covet thy nyeighbouw's h-house, t-thou shawt nyot covet +thy nyeighbouw's wife, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his mansewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his maidsewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his +ox, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his ass, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any t-thing that is thy nyeighbouw's. + +20:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe saw t-the ^-^ t-thundewings, and t-the wightnyings, and +t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the twumpet, and t-the mountain smoking: and when t-the +peopwe saw it, they w-wemoved, and s-stood afaw off. + +2-20:19 And they said u-unto Moses, Speak t-thou with u-us, and we wiww heaw: +but wet nyot God speak with u-us, west we die. + +20:20 And Moses said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is come to +pwove y-you, and that his f-feaw may be befowe youw faces, that ye sin +n-nyot. + +20:21 And t-the peopwe s-stood afaw off, and Moses dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto t-the +thick dawknyess whewe God was. + +2-20:22 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, T-Thus t-thou shawt say u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Ye have s-seen that I have t-tawked with you fwom +heaven. + +20:23 Ye shaww nyot make with m-me gods of s-siwvew, nyeithew shaww ye make +u-unto you gods of gowd. + +20:24 An awtaw of eawth t-thou shawt make u-unto me, and shawt sacwifice +theweon thy buwnt offewings, and thy peace offewings, thy sheep, and +thinye oxen: in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whewe I wecowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame I wiww come u-unto +thee, and I wiww bwess thee. + +20:25 And if t-thou wiwt make m-me an awtaw of stonye, t-thou shawt nyot buiwd +it of hewn stonye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-thou wift up thy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *teleports behind you* t-toow upon it, t-thou hast +powwuted it. + +20:26 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou go up by steps u-unto minye awtaw, that thy +nyakednyess be nyot d-discovewed theweon. + +21:1 Nyow these awe t-the judgments which t-thou shawt s-set befowe them. + +21:2 If t-thou buy an H-Hebwew s-sewvant, six yeaws he shaww sewve: and in +t-the seventh he shaww go out fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyothing. + +21:3 If he came in by himsewf, he shaww go out by himsewf: if he wewe +m-mawwied, t-then his wife shaww go out with h-him. + +21:4 If his mastew have given him a wife, and she have bown him sons +ow daughtews; t-the wife and hew chiwdwen shaww be hew mastew's, and he +shaww go out by himsewf. + +21:5 And if t-the sewvant shaww pwainwy say, I wove o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife, +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen; I wiww nyot go out fwee: 2-21:6 T-Then his mastew shaww +bwing him u-unto t-the judges; he shaww awso bwing him to t-the d-doow, ow +u-unto t-the doow post; and his mastew shaww (o_O) *looks at you* b-bowe his eaw thwough with an +auw; and he shaww sewve him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +21:7 And if a man seww his daughtew to be a maidsewvant, she shaww nyot +go out as t-the mensewvants do. + +21:8 If she pwease nyot hew mastew, who hath betwothed hew to himsewf, +t-then shaww he wet hew be wedeemed: to seww hew u-unto a s-stwange nyation +he shaww have nyo p-powew, seeing he hath d-deawt d-deceitfuwwy with hew. + +21:9 And if he have betwothed hew u-unto his son, he shaww d-deaw with hew +aftew t-the m-mannyew of daughtews. + +21:10 If he o(>ω<)o t-take him anyothew wife; hew food, hew waiment, and hew duty +of mawwiage, shaww he nyot d-diminyish. + +21:11 And if he (^-^*)/ d-do nyot these thwee u-unto hew, t-then shaww she go out +fwee without monyey. + +21:12 He that smiteth a ^.^ m-man, so that he die, shaww be suwewy put to +death. + +2-21:13 And if a man w-wie nyot in wait, but God d-dewivew him into his hand; +t-then I wiww appoint thee a pwace whithew he shaww fwee. + +21:14 But if a man come pwesumptuouswy upon his nyeighbouw, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway him +with guiwe; t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take him fwom minye awtaw, that he may die. + +2-21:15 And he that smiteth his fathew, ow his mothew, shaww be suwewy +put to death. + +21:16 And he that steaweth a ^.^ m-man, and sewweth him, ow if he be f-found +in his hand, he shaww suwewy be put to death. + +21:17 And he that cuwseth his fathew, ow his mothew, shaww suwewy be +put to death. + +2-21:18 And if men stwive togethew, and onye smite anyothew with a stonye, +ow with his fist, and he die nyot, but keepeth his bed: 2-21:19 If he +(☆ω☆) w-wise again, and wawk a-abwoad upon his staff, t-then shaww he that smote +him be quit: onwy he shaww pay (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-woss of his time, and shaww +c-cause him to be thowoughwy heawed. + +21:20 And if a man smite his s-sewvant, ow his maid, with a wod, and he +die undew his hand; he shaww be suwewy p-punyished. + +21:21 Nyotwithstanding, if he continyue a day ow two, he shaww nyot be +punyished: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is his monyey. + +2-21:22 If men stwive, and (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt a woman with chiwd, so that hew fwuit +depawt fwom hew, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyo mischief (✧ω✧) f-fowwow: he shaww be suwewy +punyished, a-accowding as t-the woman's h-husband wiww way upon h-him; and he +shaww pay as t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges detewminye. + +21:23 And if any mischief fowwow, t-then t-thou shawt g-give wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wife, +21:24 Eye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eye, tooth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow tooth, hand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hand, foot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow foot, +21:25 Buwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnying, wound (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wound, stwipe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwipe. + +21:26 And if a man smite t-the eye of his s-sewvant, ow t-the eye of his +maid, that it pewish; he shaww wet him go fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his eye's sake. + +21:27 And if he smite out his mansewvant's tooth, ow his maidsewvant's +(o-_-o) t-tooth; he shaww wet him go fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his tooth's sake. + +21:28 If an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox gowe a man ow a woman, that they die: t-then t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww +be suwewy stonyed, and his fwesh shaww nyot be e-eaten; but t-the ownyew of +t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww be quit. + +21:29 But if t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox wewe wont to push with his (・_・ヾ h-hown in time past, and +it hath b-been testified to his ownyew, and he hath nyot kept him in, but +that he hath kiwwed a man ow a woman; t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww be stonyed, and his +ownyew awso shaww be put to death. + +2-21:30 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be w-waid on him a sum of monyey, t-then he shaww g-give (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the wansom of his wife whatsoevew is w-waid upon h-him. + +21:31 Whethew he have gowed a son, ow have gowed a d-daughtew, a-accowding +to this j-judgment shaww it be donye u-unto h-him. + +21:32 If t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww push a m-mansewvant ow a maidsewvant; he shaww +g-give u-unto theiw mastew thiwty shekews of s-siwvew, and t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww be +stonyed. + +21:33 And if a man shaww open a pit, ow if a man shaww dig a pit, and +nyot covew it, and an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow an a-ass faww thewein; 21:34 The ownyew of t-the +p-pit shaww make it g-good, and g-give monyey u-unto t-the ownyew of t-them; and t-the +dead beast shaww be his. + +21:35 And if onye man's (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt a-anyothew's, that he die; t-then they shaww +seww t-the wive ox, and divide t-the monyey of it; and t-the dead (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox awso +they shaww divide. + +21:36 Ow if it be knyown that t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox hath used to push in time past, +and his ownyew hath nyot kept him in; he shaww suwewy pay (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ox; and +t-the dead shaww be his own. + +22:1 If a man shaww steaw an ox, ow a sheep, and kiww it, ow seww it; +he shaww westowe five oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an ox, and fouw sheep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sheep. + +2-22:2 If a t-thief be f-found bweaking up, and be smitten that he die, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be shed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 If t-the sun be wisen upon him, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shouwd make f-fuww westitution; if he have nyothing, t-then he shaww +be sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his theft. + +22:4 If t-the theft be cewtainwy f-found in his hand awive, whethew it be +ox, ow ass, ow sheep; he shaww westowe doubwe. + +2-22:5 If a man shaww c-cause a fiewd ow vinyeyawd to be eaten, and shaww +put in his beast, and shaww feed in anyothew man's fiewd; of t-the best +of his own fiewd, and of t-the best of his own v-vinyeyawd, shaww he make +westitution. + +22:6 If fiwe bweak (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and catch in thowns, so that t-the stacks of +cown, ow t-the standing cown, ow t-the fiewd, be consumed t-thewewith; he +that kindwed t-the fiwe shaww suwewy make westitution. + +22:7 If a man shaww d-dewivew u-unto his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw monyey ow stuff to k-keep, +and it be stowen out of t-the man's h-house; if t-the t-thief be found, wet +him pay doubwe. + +22:8 If t-the t-thief be nyot found, t-then t-the mastew of t-the house shaww be +b-bwought u-unto t-the judges, to s-see whethew he have put his hand u-unto his +nyeighbouw's (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. + +22:9 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of twespass, whethew it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ox, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ass, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +sheep, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waiment, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any m-mannyew of wost t-thing which anyothew +c-chawwengeth to be his, t-the c-cause of both pawties shaww come befowe t-the +judges; and whom t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges shaww c-condemn, he shaww pay d-doubwe u-unto +his nyeighbouw. + +22:10 If a man d-dewivew u-unto his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw an ass, ow an ox, ow a +sheep, ow any beast, to keep; and it die, ow be huwt, ow dwiven away, +nyo man seeing i-it: 22:11 T-Then shaww an o-oath of t-the WOWD be b-between t-them +b-both, that he hath nyot put his hand u-unto his nyeighbouw's goods; and +t-the ownyew of it shaww a-accept t-theweof, and he shaww nyot make it good. + +22:12 And if it be stowen fwom him, he shaww make westitution u-unto t-the +ownyew t-theweof. + +22:13 If it be t-town in p-pieces, t-then wet him bwing it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow witnyess, and +he shaww nyot make g-good that which w-was town. + +22:14 And if a man bowwow ought of his nyeighbouw, and it be huwt, ow +die, t-the ownyew theweof being nyot with it, he shaww suwewy make it +good. + +22:15 But if t-the ownyew theweof be with it, he shaww nyot make it good: +if it be an h-hiwed thing, it came (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his h-hiwe. + +22:16 And if a man entice a m-maid that is nyot b-betwothed, and w-wie with +hew, he shaww suwewy ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ e-endow hew to be his wife. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 If hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew u-uttewwy wefuse to g-give hew u-unto him, he shaww pay +monyey a-accowding to t-the dowwy of viwgins. + +22:18 T-Thou shawt nyot s-suffew a witch to w-wive. + +22:19 Whosoevew wieth with a beast shaww suwewy be put to death. + +22:20 He that sacwificeth u-unto any (・_・ヾ g-god, s-save u-unto t-the WOWD onwy, he +shaww be u-uttewwy destwoyed. + +22:21 T-Thou shawt nyeithew v-vex a s-stwangew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(>ω<)o o-oppwess him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe +stwangews in t-the wand of Egypt. + +2-22:22 Ye shaww nyot affwict any widow, ow fathewwess chiwd. + +22:23 If t-thou affwict t-them in any w-wise, and they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww u-unto me, I +wiww suwewy h-heaw theiw cwy; 22:24 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath shaww wax hot, and I +wiww kiww you with t-the swowd; and youw wives shaww be w-widows, and youw +chiwdwen fathewwess. + +22:25 If t-thou wend monyey to any of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe that is poow by thee, +t-thou shawt nyot be to him as an (つ≧▽≦)つ u-usuwew, nyeithew shawt t-thou way upon him +usuwy. + +22:26 If t-thou a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(>ω<)o t-take thy nyeighbouw's waiment to pwedge, t-thou +shawt d-dewivew it u-unto him by that t-the sun goeth down: 22:27 Fow that +is his covewing onwy, it is his waiment (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his skin: whewein shaww he +sweep? and it shaww come to pass, when he cwieth u-unto me, that I wiww +heaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am gwacious. + +22:28 T-Thou shawt nyot weviwe t-the gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (O_O;) c-cuwse t-the wuwew of thy +peopwe. + +22:29 T-Thou shawt nyot deway to offew t-the fiwst of thy wipe fwuits, and +of thy wiquows: t-the fiwstbown of thy sons shawt t-thou g-give u-unto me. + +22:30 Wikewise shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do with thinye oxen, and with thy sheep: +seven days it shaww be with his dam; on t-the eighth day t-thou shawt g-give +it me. + +22:31 And ye shaww be h-howy men u-unto me: nyeithew shaww ye e-eat any fwesh +that is t-town of b-beasts in t-the fiewd; ye shaww cast it to t-the dogs. + +23:1 T-Thou shawt nyot w-waise a f-fawse wepowt: put nyot thinye hand with t-the +wicked to be an unwighteous w-witnyess. + +23:2 T-Thou shawt nyot fowwow a muwtitude to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw; nyeithew shawt t-thou +speak in a c-cause to decwinye aftew many to wwest judgment: 23:3 N-Nyeithew +shawt t-thou c-countenyance a poow man in his cause. + +23:4 If t-thou meet thinye enyemy's (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow his a-ass g-going astway, t-thou shawt +suwewy bwing it back to him again. + +23:5 If t-thou s-see t-the a-ass of him that hateth thee wying undew his +buwden, and wouwdest fowbeaw to hewp him, t-thou shawt suwewy hewp with +h-him. + +23:6 T-Thou shawt nyot wwest t-the j-judgment of thy poow in his cause. + +2-23:7 Keep thee faw fwom a f-fawse mattew; and t-the innyocent and wighteous +(✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-thou nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot justify t-the wicked. + +2-23:8 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take nyo g-gift: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gift bwindeth t-the w-wise, and +p-pewvewteth t-the w-wowds of t-the wighteous. + +23:9 Awso t-thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o o-oppwess a stwangew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye knyow t-the heawt of +a s-stwangew, seeing ye wewe stwangews in t-the wand of Egypt. + +23:10 And six yeaws t-thou shawt sow thy wand, and shawt gathew in t-the +fwuits theweof: 23:11 But t-the seventh yeaw t-thou shawt wet it w-west and +w-wie stiww; that t-the poow of thy peopwe may eat: and what they weave +t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd shaww eat. In w-wike m-mannyew t-thou shawt d-deaw with +thy v-vinyeyawd, and with thy (　･ω･)☞ o-owiveyawd. + +23:12 S-Six days t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do thy wowk, and on t-the seventh day t-thou +shawt west: that thinye (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and thinye a-ass may west, and t-the son of thy +h-handmaid, and t-the s-stwangew, may be wefweshed. + +2-23:13 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that I have said u-unto you be ciwcumspect: and +make nyo mention of t-the nyame of othew gods, nyeithew wet it be heawd out +of thy mouth. + +23:14 Thwee times t-thou shawt keep a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto m-me in t-the y-yeaw. + +23:15 T-Thou shawt keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead: (thou shawt e-eat +unweavenyed bwead seven days, as I commanded thee, in t-the time +appointed of t-the month Abib; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in it t-thou camest out fwom Egypt: and +nyonye shaww appeaw befowe m-me (=^‥^=) e-empty:) 23:16 And t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of hawvest, +t-the fiwstfwuits of thy wabouws, which t-thou hast sown in t-the fiewd: and +t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of ingathewing, which is in t-the end of t-the y-yeaw, when t-thou +hast gathewed in thy wabouws out of t-the fiewd. + +23:17 Thwee i-items in t-the yeaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy mawes shaww appeaw befowe t-the +WOWD God. + +23:18 T-Thou shawt nyot offew t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice with weavenyed +bwead; nyeithew shaww t-the fat of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice wemain untiw t-the mownying. + +23:19 The fiwst of t-the fiwstfwuits of thy wand t-thou shawt bwing into +t-the house of t-the WOWD thy God. T-Thou shawt nyot seethe a kid in his +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's miwk. + +23:20 Behowd, I send an ต(=ω=)ต A-Angew befowe thee, to keep thee in t-the way, +and to bwing thee into t-the pwace which I have pwepawed. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 Bewawe of him, and obey his voice, pwovoke him n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww +nyot pawdon youw twansgwessions: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame is in h-him. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 But if t-thou shawt indeed obey his voice, and (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I +s-speak; t-then I wiww be an enyemy u-unto thinye >_> e-enyemies, and an a-advewsawy +u-unto thinye advewsawies. + +23:23 Fow minye ต(=ω=)ต A-Angew shaww go befowe thee, and bwing thee in u-unto t-the +A-Amowites, and t-the Hittites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the Canyaanyites, +t-the Hivites, and t-the Jebusites: and I wiww cut t-them off. + +23:24 T-Thou shawt nyot bow down to theiw gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sewve t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (^-^*)/ d-do +aftew theiw wowks: but t-thou shawt u-uttewwy ovewthwow t-them, and quite +bweak down theiw images. + +23:25 And ye shaww sewve t-the WOWD youw G-God, and he shaww bwess thy +bwead, and thy watew; and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take sicknyess away fwom t-the m-midst of +thee. + +23:26 Thewe shaww nyothing cast theiw (O.O) y-young, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be bawwen, in thy +wand: t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of thy days I wiww fuwfiw. + +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 I wiww send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-feaw befowe thee, and wiww d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +to whom t-thou shawt come, and I wiww make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye enyemies tuwn theiw +backs u-unto thee. + +23:28 And I wiww send hownyets befowe thee, which shaww dwive out t-the +~(>_<~) H-Hivite, t-the Canyaanyite, and t-the Hittite, fwom befowe thee. + +23:29 I wiww nyot dwive t-them out fwom befowe thee in onye yeaw; west t-the +wand become d-desowate, and t-the beast of t-the fiewd m-muwtipwy against +thee. + +o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 By ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe and ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe I wiww dwive t-them out fwom befowe thee, +untiw t-thou be incweased, and i-inhewit t-the wand. + +23:31 And I wiww s-set thy bounds fwom t-the Wed sea even u-unto t-the sea of +t-the Phiwistinyes, and fwom t-the desewt u-unto t-the wivew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww +d-dewivew t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand into youw hand; and t-thou shawt +dwive t-them out befowe thee. + +23:32 T-Thou shawt make nyo c-covenyant with t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with theiw gods. + +2-23:33 They shaww nyot dweww in thy wand, west they make thee sin +against me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-thou sewve theiw gods, it wiww suwewy be a snyawe +u-unto thee. + +2-24:1 And he said u-unto Moses, Come up u-unto t-the WOWD, thou, and Aawon, +Nyadab, and Abihu, and s-seventy of t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew; and w-wowship ye +afaw off. + +24:2 And Moses awonye shaww come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the WOWD: but they shaww nyot come +nyigh; nyeithew shaww t-the peopwe go up with h-him. + +24:3 And Moses came and towd t-the peopwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the j-judgments: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe answewed with onye voice, and +said, Aww t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD hath said wiww we do. + +2-24:4 And Moses wwote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, and w-wose up eawwy in +t-the m-mownying, and buiwded an awtaw undew t-the h-hiww, and twewve piwwaws, +a-accowding to t-the twewve twibes of Iswaew. + +24:5 And he sent young men of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which offewed +buwnt offewings, and sacwificed peace offewings of oxen u-unto t-the WOWD. + +24:6 And Moses took hawf of t-the bwood, and put it in (°ㅂ°╬) *pokes you* b-basons; and hawf +of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood he spwinkwed on t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +24:7 And he took t-the book of t-the c-covenyant, and wead in t-the audience of +t-the peopwe: and they said, Aww that t-the WOWD hath said wiww we do, and +be obedient. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And Moses took t-the bwood, and spwinkwed it on t-the p-peopwe, and +said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the c-covenyant, which t-the WOWD hath m-made with +you c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds. + +24:9 T-Then went up Moses, and Aawon, Nyadab, and Abihu, and s-seventy of +t-the ewdews of Iswaew: 24:10 And they saw t-the God of Iswaew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was undew his feet as it wewe a p-paved wowk of a s-sapphiwe stonye, and as +it wewe t-the body of heaven in his cweawnyess. + +24:11 And upon t-the nyobwes of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew he w-waid nyot his +hand: awso they saw G-God, and did e-eat and d-dwink. + +24:12 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Come up to m-me into t-the mount, and +be thewe: and I wiww g-give thee tabwes of stonye, and a w-waw, and +c-commandments which I have w-wwitten; that t-thou mayest t-teach them. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 And Moses w-wose up, and his m-minyistew Joshua: and Moses went up +into t-the mount of God. + +24:14 And he said u-unto t-the ewdews, Tawwy ye hewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, untiw we come +again u-unto you: and, b-behowd, Aawon and H-Huw awe with you: if any man +have any mattews to do, wet him come u-unto them. + +24:15 And Moses went up into t-the mount, and a cwoud covewed t-the mount. + +24:16 And t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD abode upon mount S-Sinyai, and t-the cwoud +covewed it six ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and t-the seventh day he cawwed u-unto Moses out of +t-the m-midst of t-the cwoud. + +24:17 And t-the sight of t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD w-was w-wike devouwing fiwe +on t-the top of t-the mount in t-the eyes of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +24:18 And Moses went into t-the m-midst of t-the c-cwoud, and gat him up into +t-the mount: and Moses w-was in t-the mount f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights. + +2-25:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 25:2 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they bwing m-me an o-offewing: of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that +giveth it w-wiwwingwy with his heawt ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>< )o o-offewing. + +25:3 And this is t-the offewing which ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-them; gowd, and +s-siwvew, and b-bwass, 25:4 And bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye +winyen, and goats' haiw, 25:5 And w-wams' skins dyed wed, and badgews' +skins, and shittim wood, (=①ω①=) 2-25:6 Oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight, spices (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow anyointing +oiw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sweet incense, 25:7 Onyx stonyes, and s-stonyes to be s-set in +t-the ephod, and in t-the b-bweastpwate. + +25:8 And wet t-them make m-me a sanctuawy; that I may dweww among them. + +25:9 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I s-shew thee, aftew t-the pattewn of t-the +tabewnyacwe, and t-the pattewn of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the instwuments t-theweof, even so +shaww ye make it. + +25:10 And they shaww make an awk of shittim w-wood: two cubits and a +hawf shaww be t-the wength t-theweof, and a c-cubit and a hawf t-the bweadth +t-theweof, and a c-cubit and a hawf t-the height t-theweof. + +25:11 And t-thou shawt ovewway it with puwe gowd, within and without +shawt t-thou ovewway it, and shawt make upon it a cwown of gowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about. + +25:12 And t-thou shawt cast fouw w-wings of gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, and put t-them in +t-the fouw c-cownyews t-theweof; and two w-wings shaww be in t-the onye side of +it, and two w-wings in t-the othew side of it. + +25:13 And t-thou shawt make staves of shittim wood, and ovewway t-them +with gowd. + +25:14 And t-thou shawt put t-the staves into t-the w-wings by t-the s-sides of t-the +awk, that t-the awk may be (￣ω￣) b-bownye with them. + +25:15 The staves shaww be in t-the w-wings of t-the awk: they shaww nyot be +taken fwom it. + +25:16 And t-thou shawt put into t-the awk t-the t-testimony which I shaww g-give +thee. + +2-25:17 And t-thou shawt make a (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat of puwe gowd: two cubits and a +hawf shaww be t-the wength t-theweof, and a c-cubit and a hawf t-the bweadth +t-theweof. + +25:18 And t-thou shawt make two (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of gowd, of beaten wowk shawt +t-thou make t-them, in t-the two ends of t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy ~(>_<~) s-seat. + +25:19 And make onye chewub on t-the onye end, and t-the othew chewub on t-the +othew end: even of t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat shaww ye make t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims on t-the +two ends t-theweof. + +25:20 And t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims shaww s-stwetch fowth theiw w-wings on high, +covewing t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat with theiw w-wings, and theiw faces shaww wook +onye to anyothew; towawd t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat shaww t-the faces of t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims +be. + +25:21 And t-thou shawt put t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat a-above upon t-the awk; and in t-the +awk t-thou shawt put t-the t-testimony that I shaww g-give thee. + +25:22 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe I wiww meet with thee, and I wiww communye with thee +fwom a-above t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, fwom b-between t-the two (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims which awe +upon t-the awk of t-the testimony, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which I wiww g-give thee in +commandment u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +25:23 T-Thou shawt awso make a tabwe of shittim w-wood: two cubits shaww +be t-the wength t-theweof, and a c-cubit t-the bweadth t-theweof, and a c-cubit +and a hawf t-the height t-theweof. + +2-25:24 And t-thou shawt ovewway it with puwe gowd, and make theweto a +cwown of gowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +25:25 And t-thou shawt make u-unto it a bowdew of an hand bweadth (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +a-about, and t-thou shawt make a gowden cwown to t-the bowdew theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about. + +25:26 And t-thou shawt make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it fouw w-wings of gowd, and put t-the w-wings +in t-the fouw c-cownyews that awe on t-the fouw feet t-theweof. + +25:27 O-Ovew against t-the bowdew shaww t-the w-wings be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwaces of t-the +staves to beaw t-the tabwe. + +25:28 And t-thou shawt make t-the staves of shittim wood, and ovewway t-them +with gowd, that t-the tabwe may be (￣ω￣) b-bownye with them. + +2-25:29 And t-thou shawt make t-the dishes t-theweof, and spoons t-theweof, and +covews t-theweof, and bowws t-theweof, to covew withaw: of puwe gowd shawt +t-thou make them. + +2-25:30 And t-thou shawt s-set upon t-the tabwe shewbwead befowe m-me awway. + +25:31 And t-thou shawt make a c-candwestick of puwe gowd: of beaten wowk +shaww t-the c-candwestick be made: his shaft, and his bwanches, his bowws, +his knyops, and his fwowews, shaww be of t-the same. + +25:32 And six bwanches shaww come out of t-the s-sides of it; thwee +bwanches of t-the c-candwestick out of t-the onye side, and thwee bwanches of +t-the c-candwestick out of t-the othew s-side: 25:33 Thwee bowws m-made w-wike +u-unto awmonds, with a knyop and a fwowew in onye b-bwanch; and thwee bowws +m-made w-wike awmonds in t-the othew b-bwanch, with a knyop and a fwowew: so in +t-the six bwanches that come out of t-the candwestick. + +25:34 And in t-the c-candwesticks shaww be fouw bowws m-made w-wike u-unto +awmonds, with theiw knyops and theiw f-fwowews. + +25:35 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a knyop undew two bwanches of t-the s-same, and a +knyop undew two bwanches of t-the s-same, and a knyop undew two bwanches of +t-the s-same, a-accowding to t-the six bwanches that pwoceed out of t-the +candwestick. + +25:36 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw knyops and theiw bwanches shaww be of t-the same: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww it +shaww be onye beaten wowk of puwe gowd. + +25:37 And t-thou shawt make t-the seven wamps theweof: and they shaww +wight t-the wamps t-theweof, that they may g-give wight o-ovew against it. + +25:38 And t-the tongs t-theweof, and t-the snyuffdishes t-theweof, shaww be of +puwe gowd. + +25:39 O-Of a tawent of puwe gowd shaww he make it, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +vessews. + +25:40 And wook that t-thou make t-them aftew theiw pattewn, which w-was +shewed thee in t-the mount. + +26:1 Moweovew t-thou shawt make t-the tabewnyacwe with t-ten cuwtains of finye +twinyed winyen, and bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet: with (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of +cunnying wowk shawt t-thou make them. + +26:2 The wength of onye cuwtain shaww be eight and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, and +t-the bweadth of onye cuwtain fouw (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-the cuwtains +shaww have onye measuwe. + +26:3 The five cuwtains shaww be (o･ω･o) c-coupwed togethew onye to anyothew; and +othew five cuwtains shaww be (o･ω･o) c-coupwed onye to anyothew. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 And t-thou shawt make woops of bwue upon t-the edge of t-the onye +cuwtain fwom t-the sewvedge in t-the coupwing; and wikewise shawt t-thou +make in t-the uttewmost edge of anyothew c-cuwtain, in t-the coupwing of t-the +second. + +26:5 Fifty woops shawt t-thou make in t-the onye c-cuwtain, and fifty woops +shawt t-thou make in t-the edge of t-the cuwtain that is in t-the coupwing of +t-the second; that t-the woops may o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd onye of anyothew. + +26:6 And t-thou shawt make fifty taches of gowd, and coupwe t-the cuwtains +togethew with t-the taches: and it shaww be onye tabewnyacwe. + +26:7 And t-thou shawt make cuwtains of goats' haiw to be a covewing upon +t-the tabewnyacwe: eweven cuwtains shawt t-thou make. + +26:8 The wength of onye cuwtain shaww be thiwty c-cubits, and t-the bweadth +of onye cuwtain fouw (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and t-the eweven cuwtains shaww be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of +onye measuwe. + +26:9 And t-thou shawt coupwe five cuwtains by themsewves, and six +cuwtains by themsewves, and shawt d-doubwe t-the sixth cuwtain in t-the +fowefwont of t-the tabewnyacwe. + +26:10 And t-thou shawt make fifty woops on t-the edge of t-the onye cuwtain +that is outmost in t-the c-coupwing, and fifty woops in t-the edge of t-the +cuwtain which (＾▽＾') *screams* c-coupweth t-the second. + +2-26:11 And t-thou shawt make fifty taches of b-bwass, and put t-the taches +into t-the woops, and coupwe t-the >_> t-tent togethew, that it may be onye. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 And t-the wemnyant that wemainyeth of t-the cuwtains of t-the tent, t-the +hawf cuwtain that wemainyeth, shaww h-hang o-ovew t-the backside of t-the +tabewnyacwe. + +26:13 And a c-cubit on t-the onye side, and a c-cubit on t-the othew side of +that which wemainyeth in t-the wength of t-the cuwtains of t-the tent, it +shaww h-hang o-ovew t-the s-sides of t-the tabewnyacwe on this side and on that +side, to covew it. + +26:14 And t-thou shawt make a covewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the >_> t-tent of w-wams' skins dyed +wed, and a covewing a-above of badgews' skins. + +26:15 And t-thou shawt make (☆▽☆) b-boawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe of shittim w-wood +standing (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 Ten cubits shaww be t-the wength of a boawd, and a c-cubit and a +hawf shaww be t-the bweadth of onye b-boawd. + +26:17 Two t-tenyons shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in onye boawd, s-set in owdew onye against +anyothew: thus shawt t-thou make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the tabewnyacwe. + +26:18 And t-thou shawt make t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty (☆▽☆) b-boawds +on t-the south side southwawd. + +26:19 And t-thou shawt make f-fowty sockets of s-siwvew undew t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +boawds; two sockets undew onye b-boawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his two tenyons, and two +sockets undew anyothew b-boawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his two tenyons. + +26:20 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the second side of t-the tabewnyacwe on t-the nyowth side +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty boawds: 26:21 And theiw f-fowty sockets of s-siwvew; +two sockets undew onye boawd, and two sockets undew anyothew b-boawd. + +26:22 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sides of t-the tabewnyacwe westwawd t-thou shawt make six +b-boawds. + +26:23 And two (☆▽☆) b-boawds shawt t-thou make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cownyews of t-the tabewnyacwe +in t-the two sides. + +2-26:24 And they shaww be (o･ω･o) c-coupwed togethew benyeath, and they shaww be +(o･ω･o) c-coupwed togethew a-above t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of it u-unto onye wing: thus shaww it be +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them b-both; they shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the two cownyews. + +2-26:25 And they shaww be eight ^-^ b-boawds, and theiw sockets of s-siwvew, +sixteen sockets; two sockets undew onye boawd, and two sockets undew +anyothew b-boawd. + +2-26:26 And t-thou shawt make baws of shittim wood; five (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of +t-the onye side of t-the tabewnyacwe, 2-26:27 And five baws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of +t-the othew side of t-the tabewnyacwe, and five baws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the +side of t-the tabewnyacwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the two s-sides westwawd. + +2-26:28 And t-the middwe baw in t-the m-midst of t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds shaww w-weach fwom +end to end. + +26:29 And t-thou shawt ovewway t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds with gowd, and make theiw +w-wings of gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the baws: and t-thou shawt ovewway t-the baws +with gowd. + +26:30 And t-thou shawt w-weaw up t-the tabewnyacwe a-accowding to t-the fashion +theweof which w-was shewed thee in t-the mount. + +26:31 And t-thou shawt make a vaiw of bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and +finye twinyed winyen of cunnying wowk: with (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims shaww it be made: +26:32 And t-thou shawt h-hang it upon fouw piwwaws of shittim w-wood +ovewwaid with gowd: theiw hooks shaww be of gowd, upon t-the fouw +sockets of siwvew. + +2-26:33 And t-thou shawt h-hang up t-the vaiw undew t-the taches, that t-thou +mayest bwing in thithew within t-the vaiw t-the awk of t-the testimony: and +t-the vaiw shaww divide u-unto you b-between t-the h-howy pwace and t-the most +howy. + +26:34 And t-thou shawt put t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat upon t-the awk of t-the t-testimony +in t-the most h-howy pwace. + +26:35 And t-thou shawt s-set t-the tabwe without t-the v-vaiw, and t-the +c-candwestick o-ovew against t-the tabwe on t-the side of t-the tabewnyacwe +towawd t-the south: and t-thou shawt put t-the tabwe on t-the nyowth side. + +26:36 And t-thou shawt make an hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the tent, of +bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen, wwought with +nyeedwewowk. + +26:37 And t-thou shawt make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hanging five piwwaws of shittim +wood, and ovewway t-them with gowd, and theiw hooks shaww be of gowd: +and t-thou shawt cast five sockets of bwass (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +2-27:1 And t-thou shawt make an awtaw of shittim wood, five cubits w-wong, +and five cubits bwoad; t-the awtaw shaww be f-fouwsquawe: and t-the height +theweof shaww be thwee cubits. + +27:2 And t-thou shawt make t-the howns of it upon t-the fouw c-cownyews +theweof: his howns shaww be of t-the same: and t-thou shawt ovewway it +with b-bwass. + +27:3 And t-thou shawt make his p-pans to weceive his a-ashes, and his +shovews, and his basons, and his fweshhooks, and his fiwepans: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +vessews theweof t-thou shawt make of b-bwass. + +27:4 And t-thou shawt make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it a g-gwate of (＃￣ω￣) n-nyetwowk of bwass; and upon +t-the nyet shawt t-thou make fouw bwasen w-wings in t-the fouw c-cownyews t-theweof. + +27:5 And t-thou shawt put it undew t-the compass of t-the awtaw benyeath, +that t-the nyet may be even to t-the m-midst of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +2-27:6 And t-thou shawt make staves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw, staves of shittim wood, +and ovewway t-them with b-bwass. + +2-27:7 And t-the staves shaww be put into t-the wings, and t-the staves shaww +be upon t-the two s-sides of t-the awtaw, to beaw it. + +27:8 Howwow with (☆▽☆) b-boawds shawt t-thou make i-it: as it w-was shewed thee in +t-the mount, so shaww they make it. + +27:9 And t-thou shawt make t-the couwt of t-the tabewnyacwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the south +side southwawd (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be hangings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwt of finye twinyed +winyen of an hundwed cubits wong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye s-side: 27:10 And t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +piwwaws theweof and theiw ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty sockets shaww be of bwass; t-the hooks +of t-the piwwaws and theiw f-fiwwets shaww be of siwvew. + +27:11 And wikewise (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyowth side in wength (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be +hangings of an hundwed cubits w-wong, and his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty piwwaws and theiw +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty sockets of bwass; t-the hooks of t-the piwwaws and theiw f-fiwwets of +siwvew. + +2-27:12 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bweadth of t-the couwt on t-the west side shaww be +hangings of fifty (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: theiw piwwaws ten, and theiw sockets ten. + +27:13 And t-the bweadth of t-the couwt on t-the east side eastwawd shaww be +fifty cubits. + +2-27:14 The hangings of onye side of t-the gate shaww be f-fifteen (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: +theiw piwwaws thwee, and theiw sockets thwee. + +27:15 And on t-the othew side shaww be hangings f-fifteen (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: theiw +piwwaws thwee, and theiw sockets thwee. + +27:16 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gate of t-the couwt shaww be an hanging of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +c-cubits, of bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen, +wwought with nyeedwewowk: and theiw piwwaws shaww be fouw, and theiw +sockets fouw. + +27:17 Aww t-the piwwaws (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the couwt shaww be fiwweted with +s-siwvew; theiw hooks shaww be of s-siwvew, and theiw sockets of b-bwass. + +27:18 The wength of t-the couwt shaww be an hundwed c-cubits, and t-the +bweadth fifty {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe, and t-the height five cubits of finye twinyed +winyen, and theiw sockets of b-bwass. + +2-27:19 Aww t-the vessews of t-the tabewnyacwe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice t-theweof, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pins t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pins of t-the couwt, shaww be of +b-bwass. + +2-27:20 And t-thou shawt command t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they bwing +thee puwe oiw owive beaten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight, to c-cause t-the wamp to buwn +awways. + +27:21 In t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation without t-the v-vaiw, which is +befowe t-the testimony, Aawon and his sons shaww owdew it fwom evenying +to mownying befowe t-the WOWD: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew u-unto theiw +genyewations on t-the behawf of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +2-28:1 And o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou u-unto thee Aawon thy bwothew, and his sons with him, +fwom among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that he may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the +pwiest's office, even Aawon, Nyadab and Abihu, Eweazaw and I-Ithamaw, +Aawon's sons. + +2-28:2 And t-thou shawt make h-howy gawments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon thy b-bwothew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gwowy +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow beauty. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe wise heawted, whom I have +fiwwed with t-the spiwit of wisdom, that they may make Aawon's gawments +to consecwate him, that he may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's +office. + +^-^ 2-28:4 And these awe t-the gawments which they shaww make; a bweastpwate, +and an ephod, and a w-wobe, and a bwoidewed coat, a mitwe, and a giwdwe: +and they shaww make h-howy gawments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon thy bwothew, and his ^-^ s-sons, +that he may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office. + +2-28:5 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take gowd, and bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and +finye winyen. + +28:6 And they shaww make t-the e-ephod of gowd, of bwue, and of puwpwe, of +scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen, with cunnying wowk. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 I-It shaww have t-the two shouwdewpieces theweof j-joinyed a-at t-the two +edges t-theweof; and so it shaww be j-joinyed togethew. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of t-the ephod, which is upon it, shaww be +of t-the s-same, a-accowding to t-the wowk t-theweof; even of gowd, of bwue, and +puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen. + +28:9 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take two onyx stonyes, and gwave on t-them t-the nyames +of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 28:10 S-Six of theiw nyames on onye stonye, and +t-the othew six nyames of t-the w-west on t-the othew stonye, a-accowding to theiw +biwth. + +28:11 With t-the wowk of an engwavew in stonye, w-wike t-the engwavings of a +signyet, shawt t-thou (*^.^*) *teleports behind you* e-engwave t-the two s-stonyes with t-the nyames of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew: t-thou shawt make t-them to be s-set in ouches of gowd. + +2-28:12 And t-thou shawt put t-the two s-stonyes upon t-the s-shouwdews of t-the +e-ephod (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-stonyes of memowiaw u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: and Aawon +shaww beaw theiw nyames befowe t-the WOWD upon his two s-shouwdews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +memowiaw. + +(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And t-thou shawt make ouches of gowd; 28:14 And two c-chains of puwe +gowd a-at t-the ends; of wweathen wowk shawt t-thou make t-them, and fasten +t-the wweathen c-chains to t-the ouches. + +2-28:15 And t-thou shawt make t-the bweastpwate of j-judgment with cunnying +wowk; aftew t-the wowk of t-the e-ephod t-thou shawt make it; of gowd, of +bwue, and of puwpwe, and of scawwet, and of finye twinyed winyen, shawt +t-thou make it. + +28:16 Fouwsquawe it shaww be being doubwed; a span shaww be t-the wength +t-theweof, and a span shaww be t-the bweadth t-theweof. + +28:17 And t-thou shawt s-set in it settings of stonyes, even fouw wows of +stonyes: t-the fiwst wow shaww be a sawdius, a topaz, and a cawbuncwe: +this shaww be t-the fiwst wow. + +28:18 And t-the second wow shaww be an emewawd, a sapphiwe, and a +diamond. + +28:19 And t-the thiwd wow a w-wiguwe, an a-agate, and an amethyst. + +28:20 And t-the fouwth wow a bewyw, and an onyx, and a jaspew: they +shaww be s-set in gowd in theiw incwosings. + +2-28:21 And t-the s-stonyes shaww be with t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, twewve, a-accowding to theiw nyames, w-wike t-the engwavings of a +signyet; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with his nyame shaww they be a-accowding to t-the twewve +twibes. + +2-28:22 And t-thou shawt make upon t-the bweastpwate c-chains a-at t-the ends of +wweathen wowk of puwe gowd. + +28:23 And t-thou shawt make upon t-the bweastpwate two w-wings of gowd, and +shawt put t-the two w-wings on t-the two ends of t-the b-bweastpwate. + +28:24 And t-thou shawt put t-the two wweathen c-chains of gowd in t-the two +w-wings which awe on t-the ends of t-the b-bweastpwate. + +28:25 And t-the othew two ends of t-the two wweathen c-chains t-thou shawt +fasten in t-the two ouches, and put t-them on t-the shouwdewpieces of t-the +e-ephod befowe it. + +28:26 And t-thou shawt make two w-wings of gowd, and t-thou shawt put t-them +upon t-the two ends of t-the bweastpwate in t-the bowdew t-theweof, which is +in t-the side of t-the e-ephod inwawd. + +28:27 And two othew w-wings of gowd t-thou shawt make, and shawt put t-them +on t-the two s-sides of t-the e-ephod undewnyeath, towawd t-the fowepawt t-theweof, +o-ovew against t-the othew coupwing t-theweof, a-above t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of +t-the e-ephod. + +28:28 And they shaww bind t-the bweastpwate by t-the w-wings theweof u-unto +t-the w-wings of t-the e-ephod with a wace of bwue, that it may be a-above t-the +c-cuwious g-giwdwe of t-the ephod, and that t-the bweastpwate be nyot w-woosed +fwom t-the e-ephod. + +28:29 And Aawon shaww beaw t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the +bweastpwate of j-judgment upon his heawt, when he goeth in u-unto t-the h-howy +pwace, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw befowe t-the WOWD continyuawwy. + +2-28:30 And t-thou shawt put in t-the bweastpwate of j-judgment t-the Uwim and +t-the Thummim; and they shaww be upon Aawon's heawt, when he goeth in +befowe t-the WOWD: and Aawon shaww beaw t-the j-judgment of t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew upon his heawt befowe t-the WOWD continyuawwy. + +28:31 And t-thou shawt make t-the w-wobe of t-the e-ephod (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of bwue. + +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 2-28:32 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an h-howe in t-the top of it, in t-the m-midst +theweof: it shaww have a binding of w-woven wowk (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the h-howe of +it, as it wewe t-the h-howe of an habewgeon, that it be nyot went. + +28:33 And benyeath upon t-the hem of it t-thou shawt make p-pomegwanyates of +bwue, and of puwpwe, and of scawwet, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the hem t-theweof; and +bewws of gowd b-between t-them (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: 28:34 A-A gowden b-beww and a +pomegwanyate, a gowden b-beww and a pomegwanyate, upon t-the hem of t-the w-wobe +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +28:35 And it shaww be upon Aawon to minyistew: and his s-sound shaww be +heawd when he goeth in u-unto t-the h-howy pwace befowe t-the WOWD, and when +he cometh (* ^ ω ^) o-out, that he die n-nyot. + +28:36 And t-thou shawt make a pwate of puwe gowd, and gwave upon it, +w-wike t-the engwavings of a signyet, HOWINyESS TO THE WOWD. + +28:37 And t-thou shawt put it on a bwue wace, that it may be upon t-the +mitwe; upon t-the fowefwont of t-the mitwe it shaww be. + +28:38 And it shaww be upon Aawon's fowehead, that Aawon may beaw t-the +i-inyiquity of t-the h-howy things, which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww hawwow +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw h-howy gifts; and it shaww be awways upon his fowehead, +that they may be accepted befowe t-the WOWD. + +2-28:39 And t-thou shawt embwoidew t-the coat of finye winyen, and t-thou shawt +make t-the mitwe of finye winyen, and t-thou shawt make t-the g-giwdwe of +nyeedwewowk. + +28:40 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon's sons t-thou shawt make c-coats, and t-thou shawt make +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them g-giwdwes, and bonnyets shawt t-thou make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gwowy and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow beauty. + +28:41 And t-thou shawt put t-them upon Aawon thy bwothew, and his sons +with h-him; and shawt anyoint t-them, and consecwate t-them, and sanctify +t-them, that they may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office. + +2-28:42 And t-thou shawt make t-them winyen bweeches to covew theiw +nyakednyess; fwom t-the woins even u-unto t-the thighs they shaww weach: 2-28:43 +And they shaww be upon Aawon, and upon his ^-^ s-sons, when they come in +u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, ow when they come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto +t-the awtaw to m-minyistew in t-the h-howy pwace; that they beaw nyot inyiquity, +and die: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew u-unto him and his seed aftew +h-him. + +2-29:1 And this is t-the t-thing that t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them to hawwow +t-them, to m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office: Take onye young +buwwock, and two wams without bwemish, 29:2 And unweavenyed bwead, and +c-cakes unweavenyed tempewed with oiw, and wafews unweavenyed anyointed +with oiw: of w-wheaten fwouw shawt t-thou make them. + +29:3 And t-thou shawt put t-them into onye basket, and bwing t-them in t-the +basket, with t-the buwwock and t-the two wams. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And Aawon and his sons t-thou shawt bwing u-unto t-the doow of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and shawt w-wash t-them with watew. + +29:5 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the gawments, and put upon Aawon t-the coat, +and t-the w-wobe of t-the ephod, and t-the ephod, and t-the bweastpwate, and +giwd him with t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of t-the ephod: 2-29:6 And t-thou shawt put +t-the mitwe upon his head, and put t-the h-howy cwown upon t-the m-mitwe. + +29:7 T-Then shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take t-the anyointing oiw, and p-pouw it upon his +head, and anyoint h-him. + +29:8 And t-thou shawt bwing his ^-^ s-sons, and put coats upon them. + +29:9 And t-thou shawt giwd t-them with g-giwdwes, Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, and +put t-the bonnyets on (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office shaww be theiws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +pewpetuaw statute: and t-thou shawt consecwate Aawon and his sons. + +29:10 And t-thou shawt c-cause a buwwock to be b-bwought befowe t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and Aawon and his sons shaww put theiw +h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the buwwock. + +29:11 And t-thou shawt kiww t-the buwwock befowe t-the WOWD, by t-the doow of +t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +29:12 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwwock, and put it upon +t-the howns of t-the awtaw with thy fingew, and p-pouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood beside +t-the bottom of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +29:13 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and +t-the cauw that is a-above t-the wivew, and t-the two kidnyeys, and t-the fat +that is upon t-them, and buwn t-them upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +2-29:14 But t-the fwesh of t-the buwwock, and his s-skin, and his dung, shawt +t-thou buwn with fiwe without t-the camp: it is a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +OwO 2-29:15 T-Thou shawt awso o(>ω<)o t-take onye wam; and Aawon and his sons shaww put +theiw h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the wam. + +29:16 And t-thou shawt (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wam, and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take his bwood, and +spwinkwe it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +29:17 And t-thou shawt cut t-the wam in p-pieces, and w-wash t-the inwawds of +him, and his wegs, and put t-them u-unto his p-pieces, and u-unto his head. + +29:18 And t-thou shawt buwn t-the w-whowe wam upon t-the a-awtaw: it is a buwnt +offewing u-unto t-the WOWD: it is a sweet savouw, an offewing m-made by fiwe +u-unto t-the WOWD. + +2-29:19 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the othew wam; and Aawon and his sons shaww +put theiw h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the wam. + +29:20 T-Then shawt t-thou kiww t-the wam, and o(>ω<)o t-take of his bwood, and put it +upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight eaw of Aawon, and upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight +eaw of his ^-^ s-sons, and upon t-the thumb of theiw wight hand, and upon t-the +gweat toe of theiw wight foot, and spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +29:21 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that is upon t-the awtaw, and of +t-the anyointing oiw, and spwinkwe it upon Aawon, and upon his gawments, +and upon his ^-^ s-sons, and upon t-the gawments of his sons with him: and he +shaww be hawwowed, and his gawments, and his ^-^ s-sons, and his s-sons' +gawments with h-him. + +2-29:22 Awso t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the wam t-the fat and t-the wump, and t-the +fat that coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew, and t-the +two kidnyeys, and t-the fat that is upon t-them, and t-the wight shouwdew; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a wam of consecwation: 29:23 And onye woaf of bwead, and onye +c-cake of oiwed bwead, and onye wafew out of t-the basket of t-the unweavenyed +bwead that is befowe t-the WOWD: 29:24 And t-thou shawt put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the +h-hands of Aawon, and in t-the h-hands of his s-sons; and shawt wave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD. + +29:25 And t-thou shawt weceive t-them of theiw hands, and buwn t-them upon +t-the awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw befowe t-the WOWD: it +is an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +29:26 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the bweast of t-the wam of Aawon's +consecwation, and wave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD: and it +shaww be thy p-pawt. + +29:27 And t-thou shawt sanctify t-the bweast of t-the wave o-offewing, and t-the +shouwdew of t-the heave o-offewing, which is waved, and which is heaved +up, of t-the wam of t-the consecwation, even of that which is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon, +and of that which is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sons: 2-29:28 And it shaww be Aawon's and +his s-sons' by a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew fwom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is +an heave o-offewing: and it shaww be an heave offewing fwom t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew of t-the sacwifice of theiw peace offewings, even theiw heave +offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +2-29:29 And t-the h-howy gawments of Aawon shaww be his s-sons' aftew him, to +be anyointed thewein, and to be consecwated in them. + +29:30 And that son that is pwiest in his stead shaww put t-them on seven +days, when he cometh into t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation to +m-minyistew in t-the h-howy pwace. + +29:31 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the wam of t-the consecwation, and seethe his +fwesh in t-the h-howy pwace. + +29:32 And Aawon and his sons shaww e-eat t-the fwesh of t-the wam, and t-the +bwead that is in t-the basket by t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation. + +2-29:33 And they shaww e-eat those things whewewith t-the atonyement w-was +made, to consecwate and to sanctify (=`ω´=) t-them: but a stwangew shaww nyot e-eat +t-theweof, because they awe howy. + +29:34 And if ought of t-the fwesh of t-the consecwations, ow of t-the bwead, +wemain u-unto t-the m-mownying, t-then t-thou shawt buwn t-the w-wemaindew with fiwe: +it shaww nyot be eaten, because it is howy. + +29:35 And thus shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto Aawon, and to his ^-^ s-sons, a-accowding to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which I have commanded t-thee: seven days shawt t-thou +consecwate them. + +29:36 And t-thou shawt offew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day a buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +atonyement: and t-thou shawt cweanse t-the awtaw, when t-thou hast m-made an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, and t-thou shawt anyoint it, to sanctify it. + +29:37 Seven days t-thou shawt make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw, and +sanctify it; and it shaww be an awtaw most howy: whatsoevew toucheth +t-the awtaw shaww be howy. + +29:38 Nyow this is that which t-thou shawt offew upon t-the awtaw; two +w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw day by day continyuawwy. + +2-29:39 The onye wamb t-thou shawt offew in t-the m-mownying; and t-the othew wamb +t-thou shawt offew a-at even: 29:40 And with t-the onye wamb a (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw of +fwouw mingwed with t-the fouwth pawt of an hin of beaten oiw; and t-the +fouwth pawt of an hin of winye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +29:41 And t-the othew wamb t-thou shawt offew a-at e-even, and shawt (^-^*)/ d-do +theweto a-accowding to t-the meat offewing of t-the m-mownying, and a-accowding +to t-the dwink offewing t-theweof, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw, an offewing m-made by +fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +29:42 This shaww be a c-continyuaw buwnt offewing (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw +genyewations a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation befowe +t-the WOWD: whewe I wiww meet y-you, to speak (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto thee. + +29:43 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe I wiww meet with t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and t-the +tabewnyacwe shaww be sanctified by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy. + +29:44 And I wiww sanctify t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and t-the +a-awtaw: I wiww sanctify awso both Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, to m-minyistew to m-me +in t-the pwiest's office. + +( ╥ω╥ ) 2-29:45 And I wiww dweww among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and wiww be theiw +God. + +29:46 And they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD theiw G-God, that b-bwought +t-them fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt, that I may dweww among (=`ω´=) t-them: I am +t-the WOWD theiw God. + +30:1 And t-thou shawt make an awtaw to buwn i-incense upon: of shittim +w-wood shawt t-thou make it. + +30:2 A-A c-cubit shaww be t-the wength t-theweof, and a c-cubit t-the bweadth +t-theweof; (╯✧▽✧)╯ f-fouwsquawe shaww it be: and two cubits shaww be t-the height +theweof: t-the howns theweof shaww be of t-the same. + +30:3 And t-thou shawt ovewway it with puwe gowd, t-the top t-theweof, and +t-the s-sides theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and t-the howns t-theweof; and t-thou shawt +make u-unto it a cwown of gowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +30:4 And two gowden w-wings shawt t-thou make to it undew t-the cwown of it, +by t-the two c-cownyews t-theweof, upon t-the two s-sides of it shawt t-thou make +it; and they shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the staves to beaw it withaw. + +3-30:5 And t-thou shawt make t-the staves of shittim wood, and ovewway t-them +with gowd. + +30:6 And t-thou shawt put it befowe t-the vaiw that is by t-the awk of t-the +testimony, befowe t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat that is o-ovew t-the testimony, whewe I +wiww meet with thee. + +30:7 And Aawon shaww buwn theweon sweet i-incense {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying: when he +dwesseth t-the wamps, he shaww buwn i-incense upon it. + +30:8 And when Aawon wighteth t-the wamps a-at e-even, he shaww buwn i-incense +upon it, a pewpetuaw i-incense befowe t-the WOWD (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw +genyewations. + +(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 Ye shaww offew nyo s-stwange i-incense theweon, (=`ω´=) n-nyow buwnt sacwifice, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow meat offewing; nyeithew shaww ye p-pouw dwink offewing theweon. + +30:10 And Aawon shaww make an atonyement upon t-the howns of it o-once in a +yeaw with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the sin offewing of atonyements: o-once in t-the +yeaw shaww he make atonyement upon it (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations: it +is most h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD. + +3-30:11 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 30:12 When t-thou takest +t-the sum of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew aftew theiw nyumbew, t-then shaww they +g-give {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his souw u-unto t-the WOWD, when t-thou +nyumbewest t-them; that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo pwague among t-them, when t-thou +nyumbewest them. + +30:13 This they shaww give, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that passeth among t-them that awe +nyumbewed, hawf a shekew aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy: (a shekew +is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty gewahs:) an hawf shekew shaww be t-the offewing of t-the WOWD. + +30:14 Evewy onye that passeth among t-them that awe nyumbewed, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +yeaws o-owd and above, shaww g-give an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +30:15 The wich shaww nyot g-give m-mowe, and t-the poow shaww nyot g-give w-wess +than hawf a shekew, when they g-give an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, to make +an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw souws. + +30:16 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the atonyement monyey of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, and shawt appoint it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation; that it may be a memowiaw u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +befowe t-the WOWD, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw souws. + +30:17 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 30:18 T-Thou shawt awso +make a wavew of b-bwass, and his foot awso of b-bwass, to w-wash withaw: and +t-thou shawt put it b-between t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation and t-the +awtaw, and t-thou shawt put w-watew thewein. + +3-30:19 Fow Aawon and his sons shaww w-wash theiw h-hands and theiw feet +theweat: 30:20 When they go into t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, +they shaww w-wash with watew, that they die n-nyot; ow when they come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +to t-the awtaw to minyistew, to buwn offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD: +30:21 S-So they shaww w-wash theiw h-hands and theiw feet, that they die +nyot: and it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew to t-them, even to him and to +his seed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations. + +30:22 Moweovew t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-30:23 Take t-thou awso +u-unto thee pwincipaw spices, of puwe mywwh five hundwed shekews, and of +sweet cinnyamon hawf so ^w^ m-much, even two hundwed and fifty shekews, and +of sweet cawamus two hundwed and fifty shekews, 30:24 And of cassia +five hundwed shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy, and of oiw +owive an hin: 30:25 And t-thou shawt make it an oiw of h-howy ointment, an +ointment compound aftew t-the awt of t-the apothecawy: it shaww be an h-howy +anyointing oiw. + +30:26 And t-thou shawt anyoint t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation +thewewith, and t-the awk of t-the testimony, 3-30:27 And t-the tabwe and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his vessews, and t-the c-candwestick and his vessews, and t-the awtaw of +incense, 3-30:28 And t-the awtaw of buwnt offewing with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his vessews, +and t-the wavew and his foot. + +30:29 And t-thou shawt sanctify t-them, that they may be most howy: +whatsoevew toucheth t-them shaww be howy. + +3-30:30 And t-thou shawt anyoint Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, and consecwate t-them, +that they may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office. + +3-30:31 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, This +shaww be an h-howy anyointing oiw u-unto m-me (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations. + +30:32 Upon man's fwesh shaww it nyot be pouwed, nyeithew shaww ye make +any othew w-wike it, aftew t-the composition of i-it: it is howy, and it +shaww be h-howy u-unto you. + +30:33 Whosoevew compoundeth any w-wike it, ow w-whosoevew putteth any of +it upon a s-stwangew, shaww even be cut off fwom his peopwe. + +30:34 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Take u-unto thee sweet spices, +stacte, and onycha, and gawbanyum; these sweet spices with puwe +fwankincense: of each shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a w-wike w-weight: 3-30:35 And t-thou +shawt make it a pewfume, a confection aftew t-the awt of t-the a-apothecawy, +tempewed togethew, puwe and howy: 30:36 And t-thou shawt beat s-some of it +vewy s-smaww, and put of it befowe t-the t-testimony in t-the tabewnyacwe of +t-the congwegation, whewe I wiww meet with t-thee: it shaww be u-unto you +most howy. + +30:37 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pewfume which t-thou shawt make, ye shaww nyot make +to youwsewves a-accowding to t-the composition theweof: it shaww be u-unto +thee h-howy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD. + +30:38 Whosoevew shaww make w-wike u-unto that, to s-smeww t-theweto, shaww +even be cut off fwom his peopwe. + +31:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-31:2 See, I have cawwed by +nyame Bezaweew t-the son of Uwi, t-the son of H-Huw, of t-the twibe of Judah: +31:3 And I have fiwwed him with t-the spiwit of G-God, in wisdom, and in +u-undewstanding, and in knyowwedge, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of wowkmanship, +3-31:4 To d-devise cunnying wowks, to wowk in gowd, and in s-siwvew, and in +b-bwass, 31:5 And in cutting of stonyes, to s-set t-them, and in cawving of +t-timbew, to wowk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of w-wowkmanship. + +31:6 And I, b-behowd, I have given with him A-Ahowiab, t-the son of +Ahisamach, of t-the twibe of D-Dan: and in t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe wise +{{ (>_<) }} h-heawted I have put wisdom, that they may make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have +commanded thee; 31:7 The tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and t-the awk +of t-the testimony, and t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat that is theweupon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +fuwnyituwe of t-the tabewnyacwe, 31:8 And t-the tabwe and his fuwnyituwe, and +t-the puwe c-candwestick with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fuwnyituwe, and t-the awtaw of incense, +31:9 And t-the awtaw of buwnt offewing with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fuwnyituwe, and t-the +wavew and his foot, 31:10 And t-the cwoths of sewvice, and t-the h-howy +gawments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon t-the pwiest, and t-the gawments of his ^-^ s-sons, to +m-minyistew in t-the pwiest's office, 31:11 And t-the anyointing oiw, and +sweet i-incense (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy p-pwace: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have +commanded thee shaww they do. + +31:12 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, (^ω~) 3-31:13 Speak t-thou awso +u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Vewiwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths ye shaww k-keep: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a (*´▽`*) s-sign b-between m-me and you (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations; that +ye may knyow that I am t-the WOWD that doth sanctify you. + +31:14 Ye shaww keep t-the sabbath ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ t-thewefowe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is h-howy u-unto you: +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that defiweth it shaww suwewy be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-whosoevew +doeth any wowk thewein, that souw shaww be cut off fwom among his +peopwe. + +31:15 S-Six days may wowk be donye; but in t-the seventh is t-the sabbath of +west, h-howy to t-the WOWD: w-whosoevew doeth any wowk in t-the sabbath day, +he shaww suwewy be put to death. + +31:16 Whewefowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww keep t-the sabbath, to +o-obsewve t-the sabbath (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pewpetuaw +covenyant. + +31:17 I-It is a (*´▽`*) s-sign b-between m-me and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +in six days t-the WOWD m-made heaven and eawth, and on t-the seventh day he +wested, and w-was wefweshed. + +31:18 And he gave u-unto Moses, when he h-had m-made an end of communying +with him upon mount S-Sinyai, two tabwes of testimony, tabwes of stonye, +wwitten with t-the f-fingew of God. + +32:1 And when t-the peopwe saw that Moses dewayed to come down out of +t-the mount, t-the peopwe gathewed themsewves togethew u-unto Aawon, and +said u-unto him, Up, make us gods, which shaww go befowe us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +this Moses, t-the man that b-bwought us up out of t-the wand of Egypt, we +wot nyot what is become of h-him. + +32:2 And Aawon said u-unto t-them, Bweak off t-the gowden eawwings, which +awe in t-the eaws of youw wives, of youw ^-^ s-sons, and of youw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, +and bwing t-them u-unto me. + +3-32:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe bwake off t-the gowden eawwings which wewe in +theiw eaws, and b-bwought t-them u-unto Aawon. + +3-32:4 And he weceived t-them a-at theiw hand, and fashionyed it with a +gwaving t-toow, aftew he h-had m-made it a mowten cawf: and they said, These +be thy gods, O-O I-Iswaew, which b-bwought thee up out of t-the wand of Egypt. + +3-32:5 And when Aawon saw it, he b-buiwt an awtaw befowe it; and Aawon +m-made pwocwamation, and said, To mowwow is a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast to t-the WOWD. + +32:6 And they w-wose up eawwy on t-the mowwow, and offewed buwnt +offewings, and b-bwought peace offewings; and t-the peopwe sat down to e-eat +and to dwink, and w-wose up to p-pway. + +(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go, get thee down; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy p-peopwe, +which t-thou b-bwoughtest out of t-the wand of Egypt, have c-cowwupted +themsewves: 3-32:8 They have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside quickwy out of t-the w-way which I +commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: they have m-made t-them a mowten cawf, and have w-wowshipped +it, and have sacwificed theweunto, and said, These be thy gods, O-O +I-Iswaew, which have b-bwought thee up out of t-the wand of Egypt. + +32:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, I have s-seen this p-peopwe, and, +b-behowd, it is a stiffnyecked peopwe: 32:10 Nyow thewefowe wet m-me awonye, +that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath may wax hot against t-them, and that I may consume (=`ω´=) t-them: +and I wiww make of thee a gweat n-nyation. + +32:11 And Moses besought t-the WOWD his G-God, and said, WOWD, why doth +thy wwath wax hot against thy p-peopwe, which t-thou hast b-bwought fowth +out of t-the wand of Egypt with gweat p-powew, and with a mighty hand? +32:12 Whewefowe shouwd t-the Egyptians speak, and say, Fow mischief did +he bwing t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them in t-the mountains, and to consume t-them +fwom t-the f-face of t-the eawth? T-Tuwn fwom thy fiewce wwath, and w-wepent of +this eviw against thy peopwe. + +32:13 Wemembew A-Abwaham, Isaac, and I-Iswaew, thy sewvants, to whom t-thou +swawest by thinye own sewf, and s-saidst u-unto t-them, I wiww m-muwtipwy youw +seed as t-the staws of heaven, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this wand that I have spoken of +wiww I g-give u-unto youw seed, and they shaww i-inhewit it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +(＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 And t-the WOWD wepented of t-the eviw which he thought to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto +his peopwe. + +32:15 And Moses tuwnyed, and went down fwom t-the mount, and t-the two +tabwes of t-the t-testimony wewe in his hand: t-the tabwes wewe wwitten on +both theiw sides; on t-the onye side and on t-the othew wewe they w-wwitten. + +3-32:16 And t-the tabwes wewe t-the wowk of G-God, and t-the w-wwiting w-was t-the +w-wwiting of G-God, gwaven upon t-the tabwes. + +3-32:17 And when Joshua heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the peopwe as they shouted, +he said u-unto Moses, Thewe is a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of waw in t-the camp. + +3-32:18 And he said, I-It is nyot t-the voice of t-them that shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mastewy, +nyeithew is it t-the voice of t-them that (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow being ovewcome: but t-the +(＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-them that sing (^-^*)/ d-do I heaw. + +32:19 And it came to pass, as soon as he came nyigh u-unto t-the camp, that +he saw t-the cawf, and t-the dancing: and Moses' angew (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed hot, and he +cast t-the tabwes out of his hands, and bwake t-them benyeath t-the mount. + +3-32:20 And he took t-the cawf which they h-had made, and buwnt it in t-the +f-fiwe, and (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound it to powdew, and s-stwawed it upon t-the watew, and m-made +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew dwink of it. + +3-32:21 And Moses said u-unto Aawon, What did this peopwe u-unto thee, that +t-thou hast b-bwought so gweat a sin upon them? 32:22 And Aawon said, Wet +nyot t-the angew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd wax h-hot: t-thou k-knyowest t-the p-peopwe, that they +awe s-set on mischief. + +32:23 Fow they said u-unto me, Make us gods, which shaww go befowe us: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this Moses, t-the man that b-bwought us up out of t-the wand of +Egypt, we wot nyot what is become of h-him. + +3-32:24 And I said u-unto t-them, Whosoevew hath any gowd, wet t-them bweak it +off. S-So they gave it me: t-then I cast it into t-the f-fiwe, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came +out this c-cawf. + +3-32:25 And when Moses saw that t-the peopwe wewe nyaked; (fow Aawon h-had +m-made t-them nyaked u-unto theiw shame among theiw enyemies:) 32:26 T-Then +Moses s-stood in t-the gate of t-the camp, and said, Who is on t-the WOWD's +side? wet him come u-unto me. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of Wevi gathewed +themsewves togethew u-unto h-him. + +32:27 And he said u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Put +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his s-swowd by his side, and go in and out fwom gate to gate +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the camp, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his bwothew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his +c-companyion, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his nyeighbouw. + +32:28 And t-the chiwdwen of Wevi did a-accowding to t-the wowd of Moses: and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww of t-the peopwe that day about thwee t-thousand m-men. + +32:29 Fow Moses h-had said, Consecwate youwsewves today to t-the WOWD, +even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man upon his son, and upon his bwothew; that he may bestow +upon you a bwessing this d-day. + +32:30 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that Moses said u-unto t-the +p-peopwe, Ye have sinnyed a gweat (*°▽°*) s-sin: and nyow I wiww go up u-unto t-the +WOWD; pewadventuwe I shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sin. + +3-32:31 And Moses wetuwnyed u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, O-Oh, this peopwe have +sinnyed a gweat sin, and have m-made t-them gods of gowd. + +32:32 Y-Yet n-nyow, if t-thou wiwt fowgive theiw sin--; and if nyot, bwot me, +I p-pway thee, out of thy book which t-thou hast w-wwitten. + +32:33 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Whosoevew hath sinnyed against me, +him wiww I bwot out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my book. + +32:34 Thewefowe nyow go, wead t-the peopwe u-unto t-the pwace of which I have +spoken u-unto t-thee: b-behowd, minye ต(=ω=)ต A-Angew shaww go befowe t-thee: +nyevewthewess in t-the day when I v-visit I wiww v-visit theiw sin upon them. + +32:35 And t-the WOWD (*≧ω≦*) p-pwagued t-the p-peopwe, because they m-made t-the cawf, +which Aawon made. + +3-33:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Depawt, and go up hence, t-thou and +t-the peopwe which t-thou hast b-bwought up out of t-the wand of Egypt, u-unto +t-the wand which I swawe u-unto A-Abwaham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, s-saying, +Unto thy seed wiww I g-give i-it: 33:2 And I wiww send an angew befowe +thee; and I wiww dwive out t-the Canyaanyite, t-the Amowite, and t-the +Hittite, and t-the Pewizzite, t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, and t-the Jebusite: 33:3 Unto a +wand fwowing with miwk and honyey: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot go up in t-the m-midst of +thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt a stiffnyecked peopwe: west I consume thee in t-the +way. + +33:4 And when t-the peopwe heawd these eviw tidings, they mouwnyed: and +nyo man did put on him his ownyaments. + +3-33:5 Fow t-the WOWD h-had said u-unto Moses, Say u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, Ye awe a stiffnyecked peopwe: I wiww come up into t-the m-midst of +thee in a moment, and consume t-thee: thewefowe nyow put off thy +ownyaments fwom thee, that I may knyow what to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee. + +33:6 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped themsewves of theiw ownyaments +by t-the mount Howeb. + +33:7 And Moses took t-the tabewnyacwe, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched it without t-the camp, +afaw off fwom t-the camp, and cawwed it t-the Tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation. And it came to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye which sought t-the +WOWD went out u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, which w-was +without t-the camp. + +3-33:8 And it came to pass, when Moses went out u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe, +that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-wose up, and s-stood {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-at his >_> t-tent d-doow, and +wooked aftew Moses, untiw he w-was gonye into t-the tabewnyacwe. + +33:9 And it came to pass, as Moses entewed into t-the tabewnyacwe, t-the +cwoudy piwwaw d-descended, and s-stood a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe, and +t-the Wowd t-tawked with M-Moses. + +33:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe saw t-the cwoudy piwwaw stand a-at t-the tabewnyacwe +doow: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-wose up and wowshipped, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his >_> t-tent +d-doow. + +33:11 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses f-face to face, as a man s-speaketh +u-unto his f-fwiend. And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again into t-the camp: but his sewvant +Joshua, t-the son of Nyun, a young ^.^ m-man, depawted nyot out of t-the +tabewnyacwe. + +33:12 And Moses said u-unto t-the WOWD, See, t-thou sayest u-unto me, Bwing up +this peopwe: and t-thou hast nyot wet m-me knyow whom t-thou wiwt send with +me. Y-Yet t-thou hast said, I knyow thee by nyame, and t-thou hast awso f-found +gwace in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. + +33:13 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, if I have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, +s-shew m-me nyow thy way, that I may knyow thee, that I may f-find gwace in +thy sight: and considew that this nyation is thy peopwe. + +33:14 And he said, My pwesence shaww go with thee, and I wiww g-give +thee w-west. + +33:15 And he said u-unto him, If thy pwesence go nyot with me, cawwy us +nyot up hence. + +3-33:16 Fow whewein shaww it be knyown hewe that I and thy peopwe have +f-found gwace in thy s-sight? is it nyot in that t-thou goest with us? so +shaww we be sepawated, I and thy p-peopwe, fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that awe +upon t-the f-face of t-the eawth. + +33:17 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing awso that +t-thou hast spoken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast f-found gwace in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, and I knyow +thee by nyame. + +33:18 And he said, I b-beseech thee, s-shew m-me thy gwowy. + +33:19 And he said, I wiww make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goodnyess pass befowe thee, and I +wiww pwocwaim t-the nyame of t-the WOWD befowe thee; and wiww be gwacious +to whom I wiww be g-gwacious, and wiww s-shew (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on whom I wiww s-shew +mewcy. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 And he said, T-Thou c-canst nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo man +s-see me, and w-wive. + +33:21 And t-the WOWD said, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a pwace by me, and t-thou +shawt stand upon a w-wock: 3-33:22 And it shaww come to pass, whiwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +gwowy passeth by, that I wiww put thee in a cwift of t-the wock, and +wiww covew thee with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand whiwe I pass by: 33:23 And I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take +away minye hand, and t-thou shawt s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my back pawts: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face shaww +nyot be (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. + +34:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, H-Hew thee two tabwes of stonye w-wike +u-unto t-the fiwst: and I wiww wwite upon these tabwes t-the w-wowds that wewe +in t-the fiwst tabwes, which t-thou bwakest. + +34:2 And be weady in t-the m-mownying, and come up in t-the mownying u-unto +mount S-Sinyai, and pwesent t-thysewf (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to m-me in t-the top of t-the mount. + +34:3 And nyo man shaww come up with thee, nyeithew wet any man be s-seen +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mount; nyeithew wet t-the f-fwocks (=`ω´=) n-nyow hewds feed befowe +that mount. + +(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And he hewed two tabwes of stonye w-wike u-unto t-the fiwst; and Moses +w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and went up u-unto mount S-Sinyai, as t-the +WOWD h-had commanded him, and took in his hand t-the two tabwes of stonye. + +34:5 And t-the WOWD descended in t-the c-cwoud, and s-stood with him thewe, +and pwocwaimed t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + +34:6 And t-the WOWD passed by befowe him, and pwocwaimed, The WOWD, The +WOWD G-God, m-mewcifuw and g-gwacious, wongsuffewing, and abundant in +goodnyess and twuth, 34:7 Keeping (´-ω-`) m-mewcy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thousands, fowgiving +i-inyiquity and twansgwession and sin, and that wiww by nyo means ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw +t-the guiwty; ＼(≧▽≦)／ v-visiting t-the i-inyiquity of t-the f-fathews upon t-the c-chiwdwen, +and upon t-the c-chiwdwen's c-chiwdwen, u-unto t-the thiwd and to t-the fouwth +genyewation. + +3-34:8 And Moses m-made haste, and b-bowed his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head towawd t-the eawth, and +wowshipped. + +34:9 And he said, If nyow I have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, O-O WOWD, wet +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD, I p-pway thee, go among us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a stiffnyecked peopwe; and +pawdon ouw i-inyiquity and ouw sin, and o(>ω<)o t-take us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye inhewitance. + +34:10 And he said, Behowd, I make a covenyant: befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy peopwe I +wiww (^-^*)/ d-do mawvews, such as have nyot b-been donye in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in +any (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe among which t-thou awt shaww s-see t-the wowk +of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a t-tewwibwe t-thing that I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do with thee. + +34:11 Obsewve t-thou that which I command thee this day: b-behowd, I dwive +out befowe thee t-the Amowite, and t-the Canyaanyite, and t-the Hittite, and +t-the Pewizzite, and t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, and t-the Jebusite. + +34:12 Take heed to xDD t-thysewf, west t-thou make a c-covenyant with t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the wand whithew t-thou goest, west it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a snyawe in +t-the m-midst of t-thee: 34:13 But ye shaww d-destwoy theiw awtaws, bweak +theiw images, and cut down theiw gwoves: 34:14 Fow t-thou shawt w-wowship +nyo othew god: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, whose nyame is Jeawous, is a jeawous G-God: +3-34:15 West t-thou make a c-covenyant with t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, and +they go a whowing aftew theiw gods, and (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice u-unto theiw gods, +and onye caww thee, and t-thou e-eat of his sacwifice; 34:16 And t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take +of theiw daughtews u-unto thy ^-^ s-sons, and theiw daughtews go a whowing +aftew theiw gods, and make thy sons go a whowing aftew theiw gods. + +34:17 T-Thou shawt make thee nyo mowten gods. + +34:18 The (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead shawt t-thou keep. Seven days t-thou +shawt e-eat unweavenyed bwead, as I commanded thee, in t-the time of t-the +month Abib: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the month Abib t-thou camest out fwom Egypt. + +34:19 Aww that openyeth t-the m-matwix is minye; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fiwstwing among +thy cattwe, whethew (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow sheep, that is m-mawe. + +34:20 But t-the fiwstwing of an a-ass t-thou shawt wedeem with a wamb: and +if t-thou wedeem him nyot, t-then shawt t-thou bweak his nyeck. Aww t-the +fiwstbown of thy sons t-thou shawt w-wedeem. And nyonye shaww appeaw befowe +m-me empty. + +3-34:21 S-Six days t-thou shawt wowk, but on t-the seventh day t-thou shawt +west: in eawing time and in hawvest t-thou shawt w-west. + +3-34:22 And t-thou shawt o-obsewve t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of w-weeks, of t-the fiwstfwuits of +wheat hawvest, and t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of ingathewing a-at t-the yeaw's end. + +3-34:23 T-Thwice in t-the yeaw shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw menchiwdwen appeaw befowe t-the +WOWD G-God, t-the God of Iswaew. + +34:24 Fow I wiww cast out t-the nyations befowe thee, and enwawge thy +b-bowdews: nyeithew shaww any man d-desiwe thy wand, when t-thou shawt go up +to appeaw befowe t-the WOWD thy God ^w^ t-thwice in t-the y-yeaw. + +3-34:25 T-Thou shawt nyot offew t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice with weaven; +nyeithew shaww t-the sacwifice of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the passovew be weft u-unto +t-the mownying. + +34:26 The fiwst of t-the fiwstfwuits of thy wand t-thou shawt bwing u-unto +t-the house of t-the WOWD thy God. T-Thou shawt nyot seethe a kid in his +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's miwk. + +34:27 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Wwite t-thou these wowds: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aftew +t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ t-tenyow of these w-wowds I have m-made a c-covenyant with thee and with +Iswaew. + +3-34:28 And he w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-the WOWD f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights; he +did nyeithew e-eat bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink watew. And he wwote upon t-the tabwes +t-the w-wowds of t-the c-covenyant, t-the t-ten commandments. + +34:29 And it came to pass, when Moses came down fwom mount (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai with +t-the two tabwes of t-testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down fwom t-the +mount, that Moses w-wist nyot that t-the skin of his f-face shonye whiwe he +t-tawked with h-him. + +34:30 And when Aawon and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew saw Moses, b-behowd, +t-the skin of his f-face shonye; and they wewe afwaid to come nyigh h-him. + +34:31 And Moses cawwed u-unto t-them; and Aawon and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews of t-the +c-congwegation wetuwnyed u-unto him: and Moses t-tawked with them. + +34:32 And aftewwawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came nyigh: and he gave +t-them in commandment (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD h-had spoken with him in mount +Sinyai. + +3-34:33 And tiww Moses h-had donye speaking with t-them, he put a vaiw on his +(￣ω￣) f-face. + +34:34 But when Moses went in befowe t-the WOWD to speak with him, he +took t-the vaiw off, untiw he came ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. And he came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and spake u-unto +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew that which he w-was c-commanded. + +34:35 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew saw t-the f-face of Moses, that t-the skin +of Moses' f-face shonye: and Moses put t-the vaiw upon his f-face again, +untiw he went in to speak with h-him. + +35:1 And Moses gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +togethew, and said u-unto t-them, These awe t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD hath +commanded, that ye shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +35:2 S-Six days shaww wowk be donye, but on t-the seventh day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww +be to you an h-howy day, a sabbath of w-west to t-the WOWD: w-whosoevew doeth +wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be put to death. + +35:3 Ye shaww kindwe nyo fiwe (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw habitations upon t-the +sabbath d-day. + +35:4 And Moses spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, s-saying, This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD commanded, s-saying, +35:5 Take ye fwom among you an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD: w-whosoevew is of +a wiwwing heawt, wet him bwing it, an offewing of t-the WOWD; gowd, and +s-siwvew, and b-bwass, 3-35:6 And bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye +winyen, and goats' haiw, 35:7 And w-wams' skins dyed wed, and badgews' +skins, and shittim wood, 3-35:8 And oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight, and spices (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +anyointing oiw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sweet incense, 3-35:9 And onyx stonyes, and +s-stonyes to be s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ephod, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bweastpwate. + +35:10 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wise {{ (>_<) }} h-heawted among you shaww come, and make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +t-the WOWD hath commanded; 3-35:11 The tabewnyacwe, his tent, and his +covewing, his taches, and his ^-^ b-boawds, his baws, his piwwaws, and his +sockets, 35:12 The awk, and t-the staves t-theweof, with t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, +and t-the vaiw of t-the covewing, 3-35:13 The tabwe, and his s-staves, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his vessews, and t-the shewbwead, 35:14 The c-candwestick awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wight, and his fuwnyituwe, and his wamps, with t-the oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight, +35:15 And t-the i-incense awtaw, and his s-staves, and t-the anyointing oiw, +and t-the sweet incense, and t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow a-at t-the entewing in +of t-the tabewnyacwe, UwU 3-35:16 The awtaw of buwnt o-offewing, with his bwasen +g-gwate, his s-staves, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his vessews, t-the wavew and his foot, 35:17 +The hangings of t-the couwt, his piwwaws, and theiw sockets, and t-the +hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the couwt, 35:18 The p-pins of t-the tabewnyacwe, +and t-the p-pins of t-the couwt, and theiw c-cowds, ^w^ 3-35:19 The cwoths of +sewvice, to (^-^*)/ d-do sewvice in t-the h-howy pwace, t-the h-howy gawments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon +t-the pwiest, and t-the gawments of his ^-^ s-sons, to m-minyistew in t-the pwiest's +office. + +35:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew depawted fwom +t-the pwesence of M-Moses. + +35:21 And they came, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye whose heawt stiwwed him up, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye whom his spiwit m-made w-wiwwing, and they b-bwought t-the WOWD's offewing +to t-the wowk of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +sewvice, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. + +3-35:22 And they came, both men and (*°▽°*) w-women, as many as wewe wiwwing +heawted, and b-bwought bwacewets, and eawwings, and wings, and tabwets, +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww jewews of gowd: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that offewed offewed an offewing of +gowd u-unto t-the WOWD. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 3-35:23 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, with whom w-was f-found bwue, and puwpwe, and +scawwet, and finye winyen, and goats' haiw, and (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed skins of wams, and +badgews' skins, b-bwought them. + +35:24 Evewy onye that did offew an offewing of s-siwvew and bwass b-bwought +t-the WOWD's o-offewing: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, with whom w-was f-found shittim w-wood +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any wowk of t-the sewvice, b-bwought it. + +35:25 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women that wewe wise {{ (>_<) }} h-heawted did spin with theiw +hands, and b-bwought that which they h-had spun, both of bwue, and of +puwpwe, and of scawwet, and of finye winyen. + +35:26 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women whose heawt stiwwed t-them up in wisdom spun +goats' h-haiw. + +35:27 And t-the wuwews b-bwought onyx stonyes, and s-stonyes to be set, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the ephod, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bweastpwate; 35:28 And spice, and oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wight, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the anyointing oiw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sweet incense. + +3-35:29 The chiwdwen of Iswaew b-bwought a wiwwing offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man and woman, whose heawt m-made t-them wiwwing to bwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +m-mannyew of wowk, which t-the WOWD h-had commanded to be m-made by t-the hand of +M-Moses. + +3-35:30 And Moses said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, See, t-the WOWD hath +cawwed by nyame Bezaweew t-the son of Uwi, t-the son of H-Huw, of t-the twibe +of Judah; 3-35:31 And he hath fiwwed him with t-the spiwit of G-God, in +wisdom, in u-undewstanding, and in knyowwedge, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of +wowkmanship; x3 3-35:32 And to d-devise c-cuwious wowks, to wowk in gowd, and +in s-siwvew, and in b-bwass, 35:33 And in t-the cutting of stonyes, to s-set +t-them, and in cawving of wood, to make any m-mannyew of cunnying wowk. + +35:34 And he hath put in his heawt that he may teach, both he, and +A-Ahowiab, t-the son of Ahisamach, of t-the twibe of Dan. + +35:35 Them hath he fiwwed with wisdom of heawt, to wowk (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of +wowk, of t-the engwavew, and of t-the cunnying (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wowkman, and of t-the +embwoidewew, in bwue, and in puwpwe, in scawwet, and in finye winyen, +and of t-the weavew, even of t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do any wowk, and of those that +d-devise cunnying wowk. + +36:1 T-Then wwought Bezaweew and A-Ahowiab, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wise {{ (>_<) }} h-heawted ^.^ m-man, in +whom t-the WOWD put wisdom and undewstanding to knyow how to wowk (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +m-mannyew of wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the s-sanctuawy, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +t-the WOWD h-had c-commanded. + +3-36:2 And Moses cawwed Bezaweew and A-Ahowiab, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wise {{ (>_<) }} h-heawted +^.^ m-man, in whose heawt t-the WOWD h-had put wisdom, even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye whose +heawt stiwwed him up to come u-unto t-the wowk to (^-^*)/ d-do i-it: 36:3 And they +weceived of Moses (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the o-offewing, which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew h-had +b-bwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk of t-the sewvice of t-the s-sanctuawy, to make it +withaw. And they b-bwought (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet u-unto him fwee offewings {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying. + +36:4 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wise men, that wwought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of t-the s-sanctuawy, +came {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his wowk which they m-made; 3-36:5 And they spake u-unto +Moses, s-saying, The peopwe bwing m-much mowe than e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice +of t-the wowk, which t-the WOWD commanded to make. + +36:6 And Moses gave c-commandment, and they caused it to be pwocwaimed +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the camp, s-saying, Wet nyeithew man (=`ω´=) n-nyow woman make any mowe +wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the offewing of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. S-So t-the peopwe wewe westwainyed +fwom bwinging. + +36:7 Fow t-the stuff they h-had w-was sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk to make +it, and too much. + +36:8 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wise {{ (>_<) }} h-heawted man among t-them that wwought t-the wowk of +t-the tabewnyacwe m-made t-ten cuwtains of finye twinyed winyen, and bwue, and +puwpwe, and scawwet: with (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of cunnying wowk m-made he them. + +36:9 The wength of onye cuwtain w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight c-cubits, and t-the +bweadth of onye cuwtain fouw (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: t-the cuwtains wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of onye size. + +36:10 And he (o･ω･o) c-coupwed t-the five cuwtains onye u-unto anyothew: and t-the othew +five cuwtains he (o･ω･o) c-coupwed onye u-unto anyothew. + +36:11 And he m-made woops of bwue on t-the edge of onye cuwtain fwom t-the +sewvedge in t-the coupwing: wikewise he m-made in t-the uttewmost side of +anyothew c-cuwtain, in t-the coupwing of t-the second. + +36:12 Fifty woops m-made he in onye c-cuwtain, and fifty woops m-made he in +t-the edge of t-the cuwtain which w-was in t-the coupwing of t-the s-second: t-the +woops hewd onye cuwtain to anyothew. + +3-36:13 And he m-made fifty taches of gowd, and (o･ω･o) c-coupwed t-the cuwtains onye +u-unto anyothew with t-the taches: so it became onye tabewnyacwe. + +36:14 And he m-made cuwtains of goats' haiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the >_> t-tent o-ovew t-the +tabewnyacwe: eweven cuwtains he m-made them. + +36:15 The wength of onye cuwtain w-was thiwty c-cubits, and fouw cubits w-was +t-the bweadth of onye cuwtain: t-the eweven cuwtains wewe of onye size. + +36:16 And he (o･ω･o) c-coupwed five cuwtains by themsewves, and six cuwtains by +themsewves. + +36:17 And he m-made fifty woops upon t-the uttewmost edge of t-the cuwtain +in t-the c-coupwing, and fifty woops m-made he upon t-the edge of t-the cuwtain +which (＾▽＾') *screams* c-coupweth t-the second. + +36:18 And he m-made fifty taches of bwass to coupwe t-the >_> t-tent togethew, +that it m-might be onye. + +36:19 And he m-made a covewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the >_> t-tent of w-wams' skins dyed wed, and +a covewing of badgews' skins a-above that. + +36:20 And he m-made (☆▽☆) b-boawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe of shittim wood, standing +(＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +36:21 The wength of a b-boawd w-was t-ten c-cubits, and t-the bweadth of a b-boawd +onye c-cubit and a hawf. + +3-36:22 Onye b-boawd h-had two tenyons, e-equawwy d-distant onye fwom anyothew: thus +did he make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the tabewnyacwe. + +36:23 And he m-made (☆▽☆) b-boawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe; ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty (☆▽☆) b-boawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +south side s-southwawd: 36:24 And f-fowty sockets of s-siwvew he m-made undew +t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty boawds; two sockets undew onye b-boawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his two tenyons, and +two sockets undew anyothew b-boawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his two tenyons. + +36:25 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the othew side of t-the tabewnyacwe, which is towawd t-the +nyowth cownyew, he m-made ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ^-^ b-boawds, 36:26 And theiw f-fowty sockets of +s-siwvew; two sockets undew onye boawd, and two sockets undew anyothew +b-boawd. + +36:27 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sides of t-the tabewnyacwe westwawd he m-made six b-boawds. + +36:28 And two (☆▽☆) b-boawds m-made he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cownyews of t-the tabewnyacwe in t-the +two sides. + +(/ =ω=)/ 3-36:29 And they wewe (o･ω･o) c-coupwed benyeath, and (o･ω･o) c-coupwed togethew a-at t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +t-theweof, to onye wing: thus he did to both of t-them in both t-the cownyews. + +36:30 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe eight boawds; and theiw sockets wewe sixteen +sockets of s-siwvew, undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy b-boawd two sockets. + +36:31 And he m-made baws of shittim wood; five (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the onye +side of t-the tabewnyacwe, 36:32 And five baws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the +othew side of t-the tabewnyacwe, and five baws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the +tabewnyacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sides westwawd. + +36:33 And he m-made t-the middwe baw to shoot thwough t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds fwom t-the +onye end to t-the o-othew. + +36:34 And he ovewwaid t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds with gowd, and m-made theiw w-wings of +gowd to be pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the baws, and ovewwaid t-the baws with gowd. + +36:35 And he m-made a vaiw of bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye +twinyed winyen: with (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims m-made he it of cunnying wowk. + +36:36 And he m-made theweunto fouw piwwaws of shittim wood, and ovewwaid +t-them with gowd: theiw hooks wewe of gowd; and he cast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them fouw +sockets of siwvew. + +36:37 And he m-made an hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe doow of bwue, and +puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen, of nyeedwewowk; 36:38 And +t-the five piwwaws of it with theiw h-hooks: and he ovewwaid theiw +chapitews and theiw f-fiwwets with gowd: but theiw five sockets wewe of +b-bwass. + +37:1 And Bezaweew m-made t-the awk of shittim w-wood: two cubits and a hawf +w-was t-the wength of it, and a c-cubit and a hawf t-the bweadth of it, and a +c-cubit and a hawf t-the height of i-it: 37:2 And he ovewwaid it with puwe +gowd within and without, and m-made a cwown of gowd to it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +3-37:3 And he cast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it fouw w-wings of gowd, to be s-set by t-the fouw +c-cownyews of it; even two w-wings upon t-the onye side of it, and two w-wings +upon t-the othew side of it. + +37:4 And he m-made staves of shittim wood, and ovewwaid t-them with gowd. + +37:5 And he put t-the staves into t-the w-wings by t-the s-sides of t-the awk, to +beaw t-the awk. + +37:6 And he m-made t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat of puwe gowd: two cubits and a hawf +w-was t-the wength t-theweof, and onye c-cubit and a hawf t-the bweadth t-theweof. + +37:7 And he m-made two (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of gowd, beaten out of onye piece m-made +he t-them, on t-the two ends of t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat; 37:8 Onye chewub on t-the end +on this side, and anyothew chewub on t-the othew end on that s-side: out of +t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat m-made he t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims on t-the two ends t-theweof. + +37:9 And t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims spwead out theiw w-wings on high, and covewed +with theiw w-wings o-ovew t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, with theiw faces onye to anyothew; +even to t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy (つ✧ω✧)つ s-seatwawd wewe t-the faces of t-the chewubims. + +37:10 And he m-made t-the tabwe of shittim w-wood: two cubits w-was t-the wength +t-theweof, and a c-cubit t-the bweadth t-theweof, and a c-cubit and a hawf t-the +height theweof: 37:11 And he ovewwaid it with puwe gowd, and m-made +theweunto a cwown of gowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +37:12 Awso he m-made theweunto a bowdew of an handbweadth (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; +and m-made a cwown of gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bowdew theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +37:13 And he cast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it fouw w-wings of gowd, and put t-the w-wings upon +t-the fouw c-cownyews that wewe in t-the fouw feet t-theweof. + +3-37:14 O-Ovew against t-the bowdew wewe t-the wings, t-the pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +staves to beaw t-the tabwe. + +3-37:15 And he m-made t-the staves of shittim wood, and ovewwaid t-them with +gowd, to beaw t-the tabwe. + +37:16 And he m-made t-the vessews which wewe upon t-the tabwe, his dishes, +and his spoons, and his bowws, and his covews to covew withaw, of puwe +gowd. + +37:17 And he m-made t-the c-candwestick of puwe gowd: of beaten wowk m-made he +t-the candwestick; his shaft, and his b-bwanch, his bowws, his knyops, and +his fwowews, wewe of t-the same: 37:18 And six bwanches g-going out of t-the +s-sides t-theweof; thwee bwanches of t-the c-candwestick out of t-the onye side +t-theweof, and thwee bwanches of t-the c-candwestick out of t-the othew side +theweof: 37:19 Thwee bowws m-made aftew t-the fashion of awmonds in onye +b-bwanch, a knyop and a fwowew; and thwee bowws m-made w-wike awmonds in +anyothew b-bwanch, a knyop and a fwowew: so (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the six bwanches +g-going out of t-the candwestick. + +37:20 And in t-the c-candwestick wewe fouw bowws m-made w-wike awmonds, his +knyops, and his fwowews: 3-37:21 And a knyop undew two bwanches of t-the +s-same, and a knyop undew two bwanches of t-the s-same, and a knyop undew two +bwanches of t-the s-same, a-accowding to t-the six bwanches g-going out of it. + +37:22 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw knyops and theiw bwanches wewe of t-the same: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of it w-was +onye beaten wowk of puwe gowd. + +37:23 And he m-made his seven wamps, and his snyuffews, and his +snyuffdishes, of puwe gowd. + +37:24 O-Of a tawent of puwe gowd m-made he it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews +t-theweof. + +37:25 And he m-made t-the i-incense awtaw of shittim w-wood: t-the wength of it +w-was a cubit, and t-the bweadth of it a c-cubit; it w-was f-fouwsquawe; and two +cubits w-was t-the height of it; t-the howns theweof wewe of t-the same. + +37:26 And he ovewwaid it with puwe gowd, both t-the top of it, and t-the +s-sides theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and t-the howns of i-it: awso he m-made u-unto it a +cwown of gowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +3-37:27 And he m-made two w-wings of gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it undew t-the cwown t-theweof, by +t-the two c-cownyews of it, upon t-the two s-sides t-theweof, to be pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the staves to beaw it withaw. + +37:28 And he m-made t-the staves of shittim wood, and ovewwaid t-them with +gowd. + +37:29 And he m-made t-the h-howy anyointing oiw, and t-the puwe i-incense of +sweet spices, a-accowding to t-the wowk of t-the apothecawy. + +38:1 And he m-made t-the awtaw of buwnt offewing of shittim w-wood: five +cubits w-was t-the wength t-theweof, and five cubits t-the bweadth t-theweof; it +w-was f-fouwsquawe; and thwee cubits t-the height t-theweof. + +38:2 And he m-made t-the howns theweof on t-the fouw c-cownyews of it; t-the +howns theweof wewe of t-the same: and he ovewwaid it with b-bwass. + +＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 And he m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the awtaw, t-the pots, and t-the +shovews, and t-the basons, and t-the fweshhooks, and t-the fiwepans: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +vessews theweof m-made he of b-bwass. + +3-38:4 And he m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw a bwasen g-gwate of (＃￣ω￣) n-nyetwowk undew t-the +compass theweof benyeath u-unto t-the m-midst of it. + +3-38:5 And he cast fouw w-wings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fouw ends of t-the g-gwate of b-bwass, +to be pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the staves. + +38:6 And he m-made t-the staves of shittim wood, and ovewwaid t-them with +b-bwass. + +38:7 And he put t-the staves into t-the w-wings on t-the s-sides of t-the awtaw, +to beaw it withaw; he m-made t-the awtaw howwow with b-boawds. + +(o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 And he m-made t-the wavew of b-bwass, and t-the foot of it of b-bwass, of +t-the w-wookinggwasses of t-the w-women a-assembwing, which assembwed a-at t-the +doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +38:9 And he m-made t-the couwt: on t-the south side southwawd t-the hangings +of t-the couwt wewe of finye twinyed winyen, an hundwed (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: 3-38:10 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw +piwwaws wewe twenty, and theiw bwasen sockets twenty; t-the hooks of t-the +piwwaws and theiw f-fiwwets wewe of siwvew. + +38:11 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyowth side t-the hangings wewe an hundwed c-cubits, +theiw piwwaws wewe twenty, and theiw sockets of bwass twenty; t-the +hooks of t-the piwwaws and theiw f-fiwwets of siwvew. + +3-38:12 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the west side wewe hangings of fifty c-cubits, theiw +piwwaws ten, and theiw sockets ten; t-the hooks of t-the piwwaws and theiw +f-fiwwets of siwvew. + +♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the east side eastwawd fifty cubits. + +38:14 The hangings of t-the onye side of t-the gate wewe f-fifteen c-cubits; +theiw piwwaws thwee, and theiw sockets thwee. + +38:15 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the othew side of t-the couwt gate, on this hand and that +hand, wewe hangings of f-fifteen c-cubits; theiw piwwaws thwee, and theiw +sockets thwee. + +38:16 Aww t-the hangings of t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about wewe of finye twinyed +winyen. + +38:17 And t-the sockets (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the piwwaws wewe of bwass; t-the hooks of t-the +piwwaws and theiw f-fiwwets of s-siwvew; and t-the o-ovewwaying of theiw +chapitews of s-siwvew; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the piwwaws of t-the couwt wewe fiwweted +with siwvew. + +3-38:18 And t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gate of t-the couwt w-was n-nyeedwewowk, of +bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen: and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +cubits w-was t-the w-wength, and t-the height in t-the bweadth w-was five c-cubits, +answewabwe to t-the hangings of t-the couwt. + +38:19 And theiw piwwaws wewe fouw, and theiw sockets of bwass fouw; +theiw hooks of s-siwvew, and t-the o-ovewwaying of theiw chapitews and theiw +f-fiwwets of siwvew. + +38:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pins of t-the tabewnyacwe, and of t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +a-about, wewe of b-bwass. + +38:21 This is t-the sum of t-the tabewnyacwe, even of t-the tabewnyacwe of +testimony, as it w-was counted, a-accowding to t-the commandment of Moses, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the W-Wevites, by t-the hand of I-Ithamaw, son to Aawon +t-the pwiest. + +3-38:22 And Bezaweew t-the son Uwi, t-the son of H-Huw, of t-the twibe of Judah, +m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +38:23 And with him w-was A-Ahowiab, son of Ahisamach, of t-the twibe of Dan, +an engwavew, and a cunnying (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wowkman, and an (＾▽＾') *cries* e-embwoidewew in bwue, and in +puwpwe, and in scawwet, and finye winyen. + +38:24 Aww t-the gowd that w-was occupied (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of +t-the h-howy pwace, even t-the gowd of t-the o-offewing, w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and nyinye +t-tawents, and seven hundwed and thiwty shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the +(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +38:25 And t-the s-siwvew of t-them that wewe nyumbewed of t-the c-congwegation +w-was an hundwed t-tawents, and a t-thousand seven hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe +and f-fifteen shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy: 38:26 A-A b-bekah +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, that is, hawf a shekew, aftew t-the shekew of t-the +s-sanctuawy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that went to be nyumbewed, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws +o-owd and upwawd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow six hundwed t-thousand and thwee t-thousand and five +hundwed and fifty m-men. + +38:27 And of t-the hundwed tawents of s-siwvew wewe cast t-the sockets of +t-the s-sanctuawy, and t-the sockets of t-the vaiw; an hundwed sockets of t-the +hundwed t-tawents, a tawent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a socket. + +38:28 And of t-the t-thousand seven hundwed s-seventy and five shekews he +m-made hooks (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the piwwaws, and ovewwaid theiw c-chapitews, and fiwweted +them. + +38:29 And t-the bwass of t-the offewing w-was s-seventy t-tawents, and two +t-thousand and fouw hundwed shekews. + +38:30 And thewewith he m-made t-the sockets to t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe +of t-the congwegation, and t-the bwasen awtaw, and t-the bwasen g-gwate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the awtaw, 3-38:31 And t-the sockets of t-the +couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and t-the sockets of t-the couwt gate, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pins +of t-the tabewnyacwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pins of t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +39:1 And of t-the bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, they m-made cwoths of +sewvice, to (^-^*)/ d-do sewvice in t-the h-howy pwace, and m-made t-the h-howy gawments +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Aawon; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +3-39:2 And he m-made t-the e-ephod of gowd, bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and +finye twinyed winyen. + +39:3 And they did beat t-the gowd into thin pwates, and cut it into +wiwes, to wowk it in t-the bwue, and in t-the puwpwe, and in t-the scawwet, +and in t-the finye winyen, with cunnying wowk. + +39:4 They m-made shouwdewpieces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, to coupwe it togethew: by t-the +two edges w-was it (o･ω･o) c-coupwed togethew. + +39:5 And t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of his ephod, that w-was upon it, w-was of t-the +s-same, a-accowding to t-the wowk t-theweof; of gowd, bwue, and puwpwe, and +scawwet, and finye twinyed (^-^*)/ w-winyen; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +39:6 And they wwought onyx s-stonyes incwosed in ouches of gowd, gwaven, +as signyets awe gwaven, with t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +39:7 And he put t-them on t-the s-shouwdews of t-the ephod, that they shouwd +be s-stonyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw to t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; as t-the WOWD +commanded M-Moses. + +3-39:8 And he m-made t-the bweastpwate of cunnying wowk, w-wike t-the wowk of t-the +e-ephod; of gowd, bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen. + +39:9 I-It w-was f-fouwsquawe; they m-made t-the bweastpwate doubwe: a span w-was +t-the wength t-theweof, and a span t-the bweadth t-theweof, being doubwed. + +39:10 And they s-set in it fouw wows of stonyes: t-the fiwst wow w-was a +sawdius, a topaz, and a cawbuncwe: this w-was t-the fiwst wow. + +39:11 And t-the second wow, an emewawd, a sapphiwe, and a diamond. + +39:12 And t-the thiwd wow, a w-wiguwe, an a-agate, and an amethyst. + +3-39:13 And t-the fouwth wow, a bewyw, an onyx, and a jaspew: they wewe +incwosed in ouches of gowd in theiw incwosings. + +39:14 And t-the s-stonyes wewe a-accowding to t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, twewve, a-accowding to theiw nyames, w-wike t-the engwavings of a +signyet, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with his nyame, a-accowding to t-the twewve twibes. + +3-39:15 And they m-made upon t-the bweastpwate c-chains a-at t-the ends, of +wweathen wowk of puwe gowd. + +3-39:16 And they m-made two ouches of gowd, and two gowd wings; and put +t-the two w-wings in t-the two ends of t-the b-bweastpwate. + +39:17 And they put t-the two wweathen c-chains of gowd in t-the two w-wings on +t-the ends of t-the b-bweastpwate. + +o(>< )o 3-39:18 And t-the two ends of t-the two wweathen c-chains they (o-_-o) f-fastenyed in t-the +two ouches, and put t-them on t-the shouwdewpieces of t-the ephod, befowe +it. + +♡(｡- ω -) 3-39:19 And they m-made two w-wings of gowd, and put t-them on t-the two ends of +t-the bweastpwate, upon t-the bowdew of it, which w-was on t-the side of t-the +e-ephod inwawd. + +3-39:20 And they m-made two othew gowden wings, and put t-them on t-the two +s-sides of t-the e-ephod undewnyeath, towawd t-the fowepawt of it, o-ovew against +t-the othew coupwing t-theweof, a-above t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of t-the e-ephod. + +39:21 And they did bind t-the bweastpwate by his w-wings u-unto t-the w-wings of +t-the e-ephod with a wace of bwue, that it m-might be a-above t-the c-cuwious +g-giwdwe of t-the ephod, and that t-the bweastpwate m-might nyot be w-woosed fwom +t-the e-ephod; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +39:22 And he m-made t-the w-wobe of t-the e-ephod of w-woven wowk, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of bwue. + +39:23 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was an h-howe in t-the m-midst of t-the w-wobe, as t-the h-howe of +an habewgeon, with a band (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the howe, that it shouwd nyot +wend. + +39:24 And they m-made upon t-the hems of t-the w-wobe p-pomegwanyates of bwue, +and puwpwe, and scawwet, and twinyed winyen. + +39:25 And they m-made bewws of puwe gowd, and put t-the bewws b-between t-the +p-pomegwanyates upon t-the hem of t-the w-wobe, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about b-between t-the +pomegwanyates; 39:26 A-A b-beww and a pomegwanyate, a b-beww and a +pomegwanyate, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the hem of t-the w-wobe to m-minyistew in; as t-the +WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +39:27 And they m-made coats of finye winyen of w-woven wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his ^-^ s-sons, 39:28 And a mitwe of finye winyen, and goodwy bonnyets of +finye winyen, and winyen bweeches of finye twinyed winyen, 39:29 And a +g-giwdwe of finye twinyed winyen, and bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, of +nyeedwewowk; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +39:30 And they m-made t-the pwate of t-the h-howy cwown of puwe gowd, and +wwote upon it a wwiting, w-wike to t-the engwavings of a signyet, HOWINyESS +TO THE WOWD. + +39:31 And they tied u-unto it a wace of bwue, to fasten it on high upon +t-the mitwe; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +39:32 T-Thus w-was (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the >_> t-tent of t-the +c-congwegation finyished: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so did they. + +39:33 And they b-bwought t-the tabewnyacwe u-unto Moses, t-the tent, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his fuwnyituwe, his taches, his ^-^ b-boawds, his baws, and his piwwaws, and +his sockets, 39:34 And t-the covewing of w-wams' skins dyed wed, and t-the +covewing of badgews' skins, and t-the vaiw of t-the covewing, 3-39:35 The +awk of t-the testimony, and t-the staves t-theweof, and t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, +3-39:36 The tabwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and t-the shewbwead, 39:37 +The puwe candwestick, with t-the wamps t-theweof, even with t-the wamps to +be s-set in owdew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and t-the oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wight, +39:38 And t-the gowden awtaw, and t-the anyointing oiw, and t-the sweet +incense, and t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe d-doow, 39:39 The bwasen +awtaw, and his g-gwate of b-bwass, his s-staves, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his vessews, t-the +wavew and his foot, 39:40 The hangings of t-the couwt, his piwwaws, and +his sockets, and t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwt gate, his c-cowds, and his +pins, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +>_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, (´ ∀ ` *) 3-39:41 The cwoths of sewvice to (^-^*)/ d-do sewvice in +t-the h-howy pwace, and t-the h-howy gawments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon t-the pwiest, and his +s-sons' gawments, to m-minyistew in t-the pwiest's office. + +(　･ω･)☞ 3-39:42 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk. + +39:43 And Moses did wook upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk, and, b-behowd, they h-had donye +it as t-the WOWD h-had commanded, even so h-had they donye i-it: and Moses +bwessed them. + +40:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 40:2 On t-the fiwst day of +t-the fiwst month shawt t-thou s-set up t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the >_> t-tent of t-the +c-congwegation. + +40:3 And t-thou shawt put (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein t-the awk of t-the testimony, and covew +t-the awk with t-the v-vaiw. + +40:4 And t-thou shawt bwing in t-the tabwe, and s-set in owdew t-the things +that awe to be s-set in owdew upon it; and t-thou shawt bwing in t-the +candwestick, and wight t-the wamps t-theweof. + +40:5 And t-thou shawt s-set t-the awtaw of gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the i-incense befowe t-the +awk of t-the testimony, and put t-the hanging of t-the doow to t-the +tabewnyacwe. + +40:6 And t-thou shawt s-set t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt offewing befowe t-the +doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the >_> t-tent of t-the c-congwegation. + +40:7 And t-thou shawt s-set t-the wavew b-between t-the >_> t-tent of t-the c-congwegation +and t-the awtaw, and shawt put w-watew thewein. + +40:8 And t-thou shawt s-set up t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and h-hang up t-the +hanging a-at t-the couwt gate. + +4-40:9 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the anyointing oiw, and anyoint t-the tabewnyacwe, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein, and shawt hawwow it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews +theweof: and it shaww be howy. + +40:10 And t-thou shawt anyoint t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt o-offewing, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his vessews, and sanctify t-the a-awtaw: and it shaww be an awtaw most +howy. + +40:11 And t-thou shawt anyoint t-the wavew and his foot, and sanctify it. + +40:12 And t-thou shawt bwing Aawon and his sons u-unto t-the doow of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and w-wash t-them with watew. + +40:13 And t-thou shawt put upon Aawon t-the h-howy gawments, and anyoint him, +and sanctify h-him; that he may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office. + +40:14 And t-thou shawt bwing his ^-^ s-sons, and cwothe t-them with coats: 4-40:15 +And t-thou shawt anyoint t-them, as t-thou didst anyoint theiw fathew, that +they may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw anyointing +shaww suwewy be an evewwasting pwiesthood (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw +genyewations. + +40:16 T-Thus did Moses: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD commanded him, so +did he. + +40:17 And it came to pass in t-the fiwst month in t-the second y-yeaw, on +t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, that t-the tabewnyacwe w-was weawed (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +40:18 And Moses weawed up t-the tabewnyacwe, and (o-_-o) f-fastenyed his sockets, +and s-set up t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds t-theweof, and put in t-the baws t-theweof, and weawed +up his piwwaws. + +40:19 And he spwead a-abwoad t-the >_> t-tent o-ovew t-the tabewnyacwe, and put t-the +covewing of t-the >_> t-tent a-above upon it; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +40:20 And he took and put t-the t-testimony into t-the awk, and s-set t-the +staves on t-the awk, and put t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat a-above upon t-the awk: 40:21 +And he b-bwought t-the awk into t-the tabewnyacwe, and s-set up t-the vaiw of t-the +covewing, and covewed t-the awk of t-the testimony; as t-the WOWD commanded +M-Moses. + +40:22 And he put t-the tabwe in t-the >_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, upon t-the +side of t-the tabewnyacwe nyowthwawd, without t-the v-vaiw. + +40:23 And he s-set t-the bwead in owdew upon it befowe t-the WOWD; as t-the +WOWD h-had commanded M-Moses. + +40:24 And he put t-the c-candwestick in t-the >_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, o-ovew +against t-the tabwe, on t-the side of t-the tabewnyacwe southwawd. + +40:25 And he wighted t-the wamps befowe t-the WOWD; as t-the WOWD commanded +M-Moses. + +40:26 And he put t-the gowden awtaw in t-the >_> t-tent of t-the c-congwegation +befowe t-the vaiw: 4-40:27 And he buwnt sweet i-incense theweon; as t-the WOWD +commanded M-Moses. + +4-40:28 And he s-set up t-the hanging a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe. + +40:29 And he put t-the awtaw of buwnt offewing by t-the doow of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the >_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, and offewed upon it t-the +buwnt offewing and t-the meat offewing; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +40:30 And he s-set t-the wavew b-between t-the >_> t-tent of t-the c-congwegation and +t-the awtaw, and put w-watew thewe, to w-wash withaw. + +40:31 And Moses and Aawon and his sons washed theiw h-hands and theiw +feet theweat: 40:32 When they went into t-the >_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, +and when they came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto t-the awtaw, they washed; as t-the WOWD +commanded M-Moses. + +40:33 And he weawed up t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the tabewnyacwe and t-the +awtaw, and s-set up t-the hanging of t-the couwt gate. S-So Moses finyished t-the +wowk. + +40:34 T-Then a cwoud covewed t-the >_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, and t-the gwowy +of t-the WOWD fiwwed t-the tabewnyacwe. + +40:35 And Moses w-was nyot abwe to entew into t-the >_> t-tent of t-the +congwegation, because t-the cwoud abode theweon, and t-the gwowy of t-the +WOWD fiwwed t-the tabewnyacwe. + +40:36 And when t-the cwoud w-was taken up fwom o-ovew t-the tabewnyacwe, t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew went (☆ω☆) *sighs* o-onwawd in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw jouwnyeys: 4-40:37 But if t-the +cwoud wewe nyot taken up, t-then they jouwnyeyed nyot tiww t-the day that it +w-was taken (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +40:38 Fow t-the cwoud of t-the WOWD w-was upon t-the tabewnyacwe by day, and +fiwe w-was on it by nyight, in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of I-Iswaew, +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw jouwnyeys. + + + + +The T-Thiwd Book of Moses: C-Cawwed W-Weviticus + + +1:1 And t-the WOWD cawwed u-unto Moses, and spake u-unto him out of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, s-saying, 1:2 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, If any man of you bwing an offewing u-unto +t-the WOWD, ye shaww bwing youw offewing of t-the cattwe, even of t-the +hewd, and of t-the fwock. + +1:3 If his offewing be a buwnt sacwifice of t-the hewd, wet him offew a +m-mawe without bwemish: he shaww offew it of his own vowuntawy wiww a-at +t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation befowe t-the WOWD. + +1:4 And he shaww put his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the buwnt offewing; and +it shaww be accepted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him to make atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +1:5 And he shaww kiww t-the buwwock befowe t-the WOWD: and t-the p-pwiests, +Aawon's ^-^ s-sons, shaww bwing t-the bwood, and spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about upon t-the awtaw that is by t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation. + +1-1:6 And he shaww fway t-the buwnt o-offewing, and cut it into his pieces. + +1:7 And t-the sons of Aawon t-the pwiest shaww put fiwe upon t-the awtaw, +and way t-the w-wood in owdew upon t-the fiwe: 1:8 And t-the p-pwiests, Aawon's +^-^ s-sons, shaww way t-the pawts, t-the head, and t-the fat, in owdew upon t-the +w-wood that is on t-the fiwe which is upon t-the a-awtaw: 1-1:9 But his inwawds +and his wegs shaww he w-wash in watew: and t-the pwiest shaww buwn (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww on +t-the awtaw, to be a buwnt sacwifice, an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a +sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +1:10 And if his offewing be of t-the >w< f-fwocks, nyamewy, of t-the sheep, ow of +t-the goats, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt sacwifice; he shaww bwing it a m-mawe without +b-bwemish. + +1:11 And he shaww kiww it on t-the side of t-the awtaw nyowthwawd befowe +t-the WOWD: and t-the p-pwiests, Aawon's ^-^ s-sons, shaww spwinkwe his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +1:12 And he shaww cut it into his p-pieces, with his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and his fat: +and t-the pwiest shaww way t-them in owdew on t-the w-wood that is on t-the fiwe +which is upon t-the a-awtaw: 1:13 But he shaww w-wash t-the inwawds and t-the +wegs with watew: and t-the pwiest shaww bwing it a-aww, and buwn it upon +t-the a-awtaw: it is a buwnt sacwifice, an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a +sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +1:14 And if t-the buwnt sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his offewing to t-the WOWD be of +f-fowws, t-then he shaww bwing his offewing of tuwtwedoves, ow of young +pigeons. + +1:15 And t-the pwiest shaww bwing it u-unto t-the awtaw, and wwing off his +head, and buwn it on t-the awtaw; and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof shaww be wwung +out a-at t-the side of t-the a-awtaw: 1:16 And he shaww pwuck away his cwop +with his f-feathews, and cast it beside t-the awtaw on t-the east pawt, by +t-the pwace of t-the ashes: 1:17 And he shaww cweave it with t-the w-wings +t-theweof, but shaww nyot divide it asundew: and t-the pwiest shaww buwn it +upon t-the awtaw, upon t-the w-wood that is upon t-the fiwe: it is a buwnt +sacwifice, an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +2:1 And when any wiww offew a meat offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, his +offewing shaww be of finye fwouw; and he shaww p-pouw oiw upon it, and +put fwankincense theweon: 2:2 And he shaww bwing it to Aawon's sons +t-the pwiests: and he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take theweout his handfuw of t-the fwouw +t-theweof, and of t-the oiw t-theweof, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwankincense t-theweof; +and t-the pwiest shaww buwn t-the memowiaw of it upon t-the awtaw, to be an +offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD: 2-2:3 And t-the +wemnyant of t-the meat offewing shaww be Aawon's and his sons': it is a +t-thing most h-howy of t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by fiwe. + +2:4 And if t-thou bwing an obwation of a meat offewing baken in t-the +oven, it shaww be unweavenyed c-cakes of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw, ow +unweavenyed wafews anyointed with oiw. + +2-2:5 And if thy obwation be a meat offewing baken in a pan, it shaww be +of finye fwouw u-unweavenyed, mingwed with oiw. + +2:6 T-Thou shawt pawt it in p-pieces, and p-pouw oiw theweon: it is a meat +o(>< )o o-offewing. + +2-2:7 And if thy obwation be a meat offewing baken in t-the fwyingpan, it +shaww be m-made of finye fwouw with oiw. + +2:8 And t-thou shawt bwing t-the meat offewing that is m-made of these +things u-unto t-the WOWD: and when it is pwesented u-unto t-the pwiest, he +shaww bwing it u-unto t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +2-2:9 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take fwom t-the meat offewing a memowiaw +t-theweof, and shaww buwn it upon t-the a-awtaw: it is an offewing m-made by +f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +2:10 And that which is weft of t-the meat offewing shaww be Aawon's and +his sons': it is a t-thing most h-howy of t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made +by fiwe. + +2-2:11 N-Nyo meat o-offewing, which ye shaww bwing u-unto t-the WOWD, shaww be +m-made with ต(=ω=)ต *leans over* w-weaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww buwn nyo weaven, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any honyey, in any +offewing of t-the WOWD m-made by fiwe. + +2:12 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the obwation of t-the fiwstfwuits, ye shaww offew t-them u-unto +t-the WOWD: but they shaww nyot be buwnt on t-the awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet s-savouw. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy obwation of thy meat offewing shawt t-thou season with +s-sawt; nyeithew shawt t-thou s-suffew t-the sawt of t-the c-covenyant of thy God to +be w-wacking fwom thy meat o-offewing: with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye offewings t-thou shawt +offew ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-sawt. + +2:14 And if t-thou offew a meat offewing of thy fiwstfwuits u-unto t-the +WOWD, t-thou shawt offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the meat offewing of thy fiwstfwuits gween +eaws of cown dwied by t-the f-fiwe, even cown beaten out of f-fuww eaws. + +2:15 And t-thou shawt put oiw upon it, and way fwankincense theweon: it +is a meat o(>< )o o-offewing. + +2:16 And t-the pwiest shaww buwn t-the memowiaw of it, pawt of t-the beaten +cown t-theweof, and pawt of t-the oiw t-theweof, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwankincense +theweof: it is an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +3-3:1 And if his obwation be a sacwifice of peace o-offewing, if he offew +it of t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hewd; whethew it be a m-mawe ow femawe, he shaww offew it +without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish befowe t-the WOWD. + +3:2 And he shaww way his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his o-offewing, and kiww +it a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and Aawon's sons +t-the pwiests shaww spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +3-3:3 And he shaww offew of t-the sacwifice of t-the peace offewing an +offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD; t-the fat that coveweth t-the +i-inwawds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that is upon t-the i-inwawds, 3:4 And t-the two +kidnyeys, and t-the fat that is on t-them, which is by t-the fwanks, and t-the +cauw a-above t-the wivew, with t-the kidnyeys, it shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take away. + +3:5 And Aawon's sons shaww buwn it on t-the awtaw upon t-the buwnt +sacwifice, which is upon t-the w-wood that is on t-the fiwe: it is an +offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +3-3:6 And if his offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace offewing u-unto t-the +WOWD be of t-the fwock; m-mawe ow femawe, he shaww offew it without +b-bwemish. + +3:7 If he offew a wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his o-offewing, t-then shaww he offew it befowe +t-the WOWD. + +3:8 And he shaww way his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his o-offewing, and kiww +it befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and Aawon's sons shaww +spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +3-3:9 And he shaww offew of t-the sacwifice of t-the peace offewing an +offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD; t-the fat t-theweof, and t-the w-whowe +wump, it shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take off hawd by t-the {{ (>_<) }} b-backbonye; and t-the fat that +coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that is upon t-the i-inwawds, 3:10 +And t-the two kidnyeys, and t-the fat that is upon t-them, which is by t-the +fwanks, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew, with t-the kidnyeys, it shaww he +o(>ω<)o t-take away. + +3:11 And t-the pwiest shaww buwn it upon t-the a-awtaw: it is t-the food of +t-the offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +3:12 And if his offewing be a goat, t-then he shaww offew it befowe t-the +WOWD. + +3:13 And he shaww way his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of it, and kiww it befowe +t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and t-the sons of Aawon shaww +spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof upon t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +3:14 And he shaww offew theweof his o-offewing, even an offewing m-made by +fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD; t-the fat that coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat +that is upon t-the i-inwawds, 3:15 And t-the two kidnyeys, and t-the fat that +is upon t-them, which is by t-the fwanks, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew, +with t-the kidnyeys, it shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take away. + +3:16 And t-the pwiest shaww buwn t-them upon t-the a-awtaw: it is t-the food of +t-the offewing m-made by fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet s-savouw: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat is t-the +W-WOWD's. + +3:17 I-It shaww be a pewpetuaw statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw genyewations (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings, that ye e-eat nyeithew fat (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwood. + +4:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 4-4:2 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen +of I-Iswaew, s-saying, If a souw shaww sin thwough ignyowance against any +of t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD c-concewnying things which ought nyot to +be donye, and shaww (^-^*)/ d-do against any of (=`ω´=) t-them: 4:3 If t-the pwiest that is +anyointed (^-^*)/ d-do sin a-accowding to t-the sin of t-the peopwe; t-then wet him bwing +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sin, which he hath sinnyed, a young buwwock without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish +u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +4-4:4 And he shaww bwing t-the buwwock u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of +t-the c-congwegation befowe t-the WOWD; and shaww way his hand upon t-the +buwwock's head, and kiww t-the buwwock befowe t-the WOWD. + +4-4:5 And t-the pwiest that is anyointed shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the buwwock's bwood, +and bwing it to t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 4:6 And t-the pwiest +shaww dip his f-fingew in t-the bwood, and spwinkwe of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood seven +times befowe t-the WOWD, befowe t-the vaiw of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +4:7 And t-the pwiest shaww put s-some of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the howns of t-the +awtaw of sweet i-incense befowe t-the WOWD, which is in t-the tabewnyacwe of +t-the c-congwegation; and shaww p-pouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwwock a-at t-the +bottom of t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt o-offewing, which is a-at t-the doow of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +4-4:8 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take off fwom it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat of t-the buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +sin offewing; t-the fat that coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that +is upon t-the i-inwawds, 4:9 And t-the two kidnyeys, and t-the fat that is upon +t-them, which is by t-the fwanks, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew, with t-the +kidnyeys, it shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take away, 4:10 As it w-was taken off fwom t-the +buwwock of t-the sacwifice of peace ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: and t-the pwiest shaww buwn +t-them upon t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +4:11 And t-the skin of t-the buwwock, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his f-fwesh, with his head, +and with his wegs, and his i-inwawds, and his dung, 4:12 Even t-the w-whowe +buwwock shaww he cawwy fowth without t-the camp u-unto a cwean pwace, +whewe t-the ashes awe pouwed (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and buwn him on t-the w-wood with fiwe: +whewe t-the ashes awe pouwed out shaww he be :33 b-buwnt. + +4:13 And if t-the w-whowe c-congwegation of Iswaew sin thwough ignyowance, +and t-the t-thing be hid fwom t-the eyes of t-the assembwy, and they have donye +somewhat against any of t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD c-concewnying things +which shouwd nyot be donye, and awe guiwty; 4:14 When t-the sin, which +they have sinnyed against it, is (≧◡≦) k-knyown, t-then t-the c-congwegation shaww +offew a young buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin, and bwing him befowe t-the tabewnyacwe +of t-the c-congwegation. + +4:15 And t-the ewdews of t-the c-congwegation shaww way theiw h-hands upon t-the +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the buwwock befowe t-the WOWD: and t-the buwwock shaww be kiwwed +befowe t-the WOWD. + +4:16 And t-the pwiest that is anyointed shaww bwing of t-the buwwock's +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood to t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 4:17 And t-the pwiest shaww +dip his f-fingew in s-some of t-the bwood, and spwinkwe it seven times +befowe t-the WOWD, even befowe t-the v-vaiw. + +4-4:18 And he shaww put s-some of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw +which is befowe t-the WOWD, that is in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, and shaww p-pouw out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood a-at t-the bottom of t-the +awtaw of t-the buwnt o-offewing, which is a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of +t-the c-congwegation. + +4:19 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fat fwom him, and buwn it upon t-the +(o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +4:20 And he shaww (^-^*)/ d-do with t-the buwwock as he did with t-the buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +sin o-offewing, so shaww he (^-^*)/ d-do with this: and t-the pwiest shaww make an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and it shaww be fowgiven them. + +4:21 And he shaww cawwy fowth t-the buwwock without t-the camp, and buwn +him as he buwnyed t-the fiwst buwwock: it is a sin offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +c-congwegation. + +4:22 When a wuwew hath sinnyed, and donye somewhat thwough ignyowance +against any of t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD his God c-concewnying things +which shouwd nyot be donye, and is guiwty; 4:23 Ow if his sin, whewein +he hath sinnyed, come to his knyowwedge; he shaww bwing his o-offewing, a +kid of t-the goats, a m-mawe without bwemish: 4:24 And he shaww way his +hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the goat, and kiww it in t-the pwace whewe they +kiww t-the buwnt offewing befowe t-the WOWD: it is a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +4:25 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the sin offewing with +his fingew, and put it upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw of buwnt o-offewing, +and shaww p-pouw out his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood a-at t-the bottom of t-the awtaw of buwnt +o(>< )o o-offewing. + +4:26 And he shaww buwn (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fat upon t-the awtaw, as t-the fat of t-the +sacwifice of peace ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him as c-concewnying his sin, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. + +4:27 And if any onye of t-the common peopwe sin thwough ignyowance, whiwe +he doeth somewhat against any of t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD +c-concewnying things which ought nyot to be donye, and be guiwty; 4:28 Ow +if his sin, which he hath sinnyed, come to his knyowwedge: t-then he shaww +bwing his o-offewing, a kid of t-the goats, a f-femawe without bwemish, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +his sin which he hath ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. + +4:29 And he shaww way his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the sin o-offewing, and +(✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the sin offewing in t-the pwace of t-the buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +4:30 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof with his fingew, +and put it upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw of buwnt o-offewing, and shaww +p-pouw out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof a-at t-the bottom of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +4-4:31 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat t-theweof, as t-the fat is taken +away fwom off t-the sacwifice of peace offewings; and t-the pwiest shaww +buwn it upon t-the awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD; and t-the +pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. + +4:32 And if he bwing a wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, he shaww bwing it a +f-femawe without b-bwemish. + +4:33 And he shaww way his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the sin o-offewing, and +(✧∀✧)/ s-sway it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing in t-the pwace whewe they kiww t-the buwnt +o(>< )o o-offewing. + +4:34 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the sin offewing with +his fingew, and put it upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw of buwnt o-offewing, +and shaww p-pouw out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof a-at t-the bottom of t-the a-awtaw: +4:35 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat t-theweof, as t-the fat of t-the +wamb is taken away fwom t-the sacwifice of t-the peace offewings; and t-the +pwiest shaww buwn t-them upon t-the awtaw, a-accowding to t-the offewings m-made +by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +sin that he hath committed, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. + +5:1 And if a souw sin, and h-heaw t-the voice of sweawing, and is a +witnyess, whethew he hath s-seen ow knyown of it; if he (^-^*)/ d-do nyot uttew it, +t-then he shaww beaw his inyiquity. + +5-5:2 Ow if a souw touch any uncwean thing, whethew it be a cawcase of +an uncwean beast, ow a cawcase of uncwean cattwe, ow t-the cawcase of +uncwean c-cweeping things, and if it be ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden fwom h-him; he awso shaww +be u-uncwean, and guiwty. + +5:3 Ow if he touch t-the uncweannyess of ^.^ m-man, whatsoevew uncweannyess it +be that a man shaww be defiwed withaw, and it be hid fwom h-him; when he +k-knyoweth of it, t-then he shaww be guiwty. + +5:4 Ow if a souw sweaw, p-pwonyouncing with his w-wips to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw, ow to (^-^*)/ d-do +g-good, whatsoevew it be that a man shaww pwonyounce with an o-oath, and it +be hid fwom h-him; when he k-knyoweth of it, t-then he shaww be g-guiwty in onye +of these. + +5:5 And it shaww be, when he shaww be g-guiwty in onye of these things, +that he shaww confess that he hath sinnyed in that thing: 5:6 And he +shaww bwing his twespass offewing u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sin which he +hath sinnyed, a f-femawe fwom t-the f-fwock, a wamb ow a kid of t-the goats, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him +c-concewnying his sin. + +5:7 And if he be nyot abwe to bwing a wamb, t-then he shaww bwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +twespass, which he hath committed, two tuwtwedoves, ow two young +pigeons, u-unto t-the WOWD; onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and t-the othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +5:8 And he shaww bwing t-them u-unto t-the pwiest, who shaww offew that +which is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin offewing fiwst, and wwing off his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head fwom his +nyeck, but shaww nyot divide it asundew: 5:9 And he shaww spwinkwe of +t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the sin offewing upon t-the side of t-the awtaw; and t-the w-west +of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be wwung out a-at t-the bottom of t-the a-awtaw: it is a +sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +5:10 And he shaww offew t-the second (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, a-accowding to +t-the mannyew: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sin +which he hath sinnyed, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. + +5:11 But if he be nyot abwe to bwing two tuwtwedoves, ow two young +pigeons, t-then he that sinnyed shaww bwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his offewing t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth +pawt of an ephah of finye fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; he shaww put nyo oiw +upon it, nyeithew shaww he put any fwankincense theweon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a +sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +5:12 T-Then shaww he bwing it to t-the pwiest, and t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take +his handfuw of it, even a memowiaw t-theweof, and buwn it on t-the awtaw, +a-accowding to t-the offewings m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD: it is a sin +o(>< )o o-offewing. + +5-5:13 And t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him as touching his +sin that he hath sinnyed in onye of these, and it shaww be fowgiven him: +and t-the wemnyant shaww be t-the pwiest's, as a meat o(>< )o o-offewing. + +5:14 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 5:15 If a souw commit a +twespass, and sin thwough ignyowance, in t-the h-howy things of t-the WOWD; +t-then he shaww bwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his twespass u-unto t-the WOWD a wam without +⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish out of t-the >w< f-fwocks, with thy estimation by shekews of s-siwvew, +aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass o(>< )o o-offewing. + +5:16 And he shaww make amends (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hawm that he hath donye in t-the +h-howy thing, and shaww a-add t-the fifth pawt t-theweto, and g-give it u-unto t-the +x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him with t-the wam of +t-the twespass o-offewing, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. + +5:17 And if a souw sin, and commit any of these things which awe +fowbidden to be donye by t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD; t-though he w-wist +it nyot, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is he g-guiwty, and shaww beaw his inyiquity. + +5:18 And he shaww bwing a wam without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish out of t-the f-fwock, with +thy (≧◡≦) e-estimation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass o-offewing, u-unto t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and t-the +pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him c-concewnying his ignyowance +whewein he ewwed and w-wist it nyot, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. + +5:19 I-It is a twespass o-offewing: he hath cewtainwy twespassed against +t-the WOWD. + +6-6:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:2 If a souw sin, and +commit a twespass against t-the WOWD, and w-wie u-unto his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw in that +which w-was dewivewed him to k-keep, ow in f-fewwowship, ow in a t-thing taken +away by viowence, ow hath d-deceived his nyeighbouw; 6:3 Ow have f-found +that which w-was w-wost, and wieth c-concewnying it, and s-sweaweth fawsewy; in +any of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these that a man doeth, sinnying thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 T-Then it shaww +be, because he hath sinnyed, and is g-guiwty, that he shaww westowe that +which he took viowentwy away, ow t-the t-thing which he hath d-deceitfuwwy +gotten, ow that which w-was dewivewed him to k-keep, ow t-the wost t-thing +which he found, 6:5 Ow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that about which he hath swown fawsewy; he +shaww even westowe it in t-the OwO p-pwincipaw, and shaww a-add t-the fifth pawt +mowe t-theweto, and g-give it u-unto him to whom it appewtainyeth, in t-the day +of his twespass o(>< )o o-offewing. + +6:6 And he shaww bwing his twespass offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, a wam +without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish out of t-the f-fwock, with thy (≧◡≦) e-estimation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass +o-offewing, u-unto t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 6:7 And t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him befowe t-the WOWD: and it shaww be fowgiven him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any t-thing of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath donye in t-twespassing thewein. + +6:8 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:9 Command Aawon and his +^-^ s-sons, s-saying, This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the buwnt o-offewing: I-It is t-the buwnt +o-offewing, because of t-the b-buwnying upon t-the awtaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight u-unto t-the +m-mownying, and t-the fiwe of t-the awtaw shaww be b-buwnying in it. + +6:10 And t-the pwiest shaww put on his winyen gawment, and his winyen +bweeches shaww he put upon his f-fwesh, and o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the ashes which t-the +fiwe hath consumed with t-the buwnt offewing on t-the awtaw, and he shaww +put t-them beside t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +6:11 And he shaww put off his gawments, and put on othew gawments, and +cawwy fowth t-the ashes without t-the camp u-unto a cwean pwace. + +6:12 And t-the fiwe upon t-the awtaw shaww be b-buwnying in it; it shaww nyot +be put out: and t-the pwiest shaww buwn w-wood on it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, and +way t-the buwnt offewing in owdew upon it; and he shaww buwn theweon t-the +fat of t-the peace offewings. + +6:13 The fiwe shaww e-evew be b-buwnying upon t-the awtaw; it shaww nyevew go +＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +6:14 And this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the meat o-offewing: t-the sons of Aawon shaww +offew it befowe t-the WOWD, befowe t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +6:15 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of it his handfuw, of t-the fwouw of t-the meat +o-offewing, and of t-the oiw t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwankincense which is +upon t-the meat o-offewing, and shaww buwn it upon t-the awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet +savouw, even t-the memowiaw of it, u-unto t-the WOWD. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And t-the w-wemaindew theweof shaww Aawon and his sons eat: with +unweavenyed bwead shaww it be eaten in t-the h-howy pwace; in t-the couwt of +t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation they shaww e-eat it. + +6-6:17 I-It shaww nyot be baken with w-weaven. I have given it u-unto t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw powtion of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my offewings m-made by fiwe; it is most howy, as is t-the +sin o-offewing, and as t-the twespass o(>< )o o-offewing. + +6:18 Aww t-the mawes among t-the chiwdwen of Aawon shaww e-eat of it. I-It +shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in youw genyewations c-concewnying t-the +offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by fiwe: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that toucheth t-them shaww +be howy. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:20 This is t-the offewing +of Aawon and of his ^-^ s-sons, which they shaww offew u-unto t-the WOWD in t-the +day when he is ต(=ω=)ต a-anyointed; t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of an ephah of finye fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a meat offewing pewpetuaw, hawf of it in t-the m-mownying, and hawf theweof +a-at nyight. + +6:21 In a pan it shaww be m-made with oiw; and when it is baken, t-thou +shawt bwing it in: and t-the baken pieces of t-the meat offewing shawt +t-thou offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +6:22 And t-the pwiest of his sons that is anyointed in his stead shaww +offew i-it: it is a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew u-unto t-the WOWD; it shaww be whowwy +:33 b-buwnt. + +6:23 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy meat offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiest shaww be whowwy buwnt: it +shaww nyot be e-eaten. + +6:24 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:25 Speak u-unto Aawon and +to his ^-^ s-sons, s-saying, This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the sin o-offewing: In t-the pwace +whewe t-the buwnt offewing is kiwwed shaww t-the sin offewing be kiwwed +befowe t-the WOWD: it is most howy. + +6:26 The pwiest that offeweth it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin shaww e-eat i-it: in t-the h-howy +pwace shaww it be eaten, in t-the couwt of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation. + +6:27 W-Whatsoevew shaww touch t-the fwesh theweof shaww be howy: and when +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is spwinkwed of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof upon any gawment, t-thou shawt +w-wash that wheweon it w-was spwinkwed in t-the h-howy pwace. + +6:28 But t-the eawthen vessew whewein it is sodden shaww be bwoken: and +if it be sodden in a bwasen pot, it shaww be both scouwed, and winsed +in watew. + +6:29 Aww t-the mawes among t-the pwiests shaww e-eat theweof: it is most +howy. + +6:30 And nyo sin o-offewing, wheweof any of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is b-bwought into t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation to weconciwe withaw in t-the h-howy pwace, +shaww be e-eaten: it shaww be buwnt in t-the fiwe. + +7:1 Wikewise this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the twespass o-offewing: it is most +howy. + +7:2 In t-the pwace whewe they kiww t-the buwnt offewing shaww they kiww +t-the twespass o-offewing: and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof shaww he spwinkwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +7-7:3 And he shaww offew of it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat t-theweof; t-the wump, and t-the +fat that coveweth t-the i-inwawds, 7:4 And t-the two kidnyeys, and t-the fat +that is on t-them, which is by t-the fwanks, and t-the cauw that is a-above +t-the wivew, with t-the kidnyeys, it shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take (☆ω☆) a-away: 7:5 And t-the pwiest +shaww buwn t-them upon t-the awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the +WOWD: it is a twespass o(>< )o o-offewing. + +7:6 Evewy m-mawe among t-the pwiests shaww e-eat theweof: it shaww be eaten +in t-the h-howy p-pwace: it is most howy. + +7-7:7 As t-the sin offewing is, so is t-the twespass o-offewing: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye +(☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the pwiest that m-maketh atonyement thewewith shaww have +it. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the pwiest that offeweth any man's buwnt o-offewing, even t-the +pwiest shaww have to himsewf t-the skin of t-the buwnt offewing which he +hath o-offewed. + +7:9 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the meat offewing that is baken in t-the oven, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +is d-dwessed in t-the fwyingpan, and in t-the pan, shaww be t-the pwiest's +that offeweth it. + +7:10 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy meat o-offewing, mingwed with oiw, and dwy, shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +sons of Aawon have, onye as m-much as anyothew. + +7:11 And this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the sacwifice of peace offewings, which he +shaww offew u-unto t-the WOWD. + +7:12 If he offew it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a thanksgiving, t-then he shaww offew with t-the +sacwifice of thanksgiving unweavenyed c-cakes mingwed with oiw, and +unweavenyed wafews anyointed with oiw, and c-cakes mingwed with oiw, of +finye fwouw, fwied. + +7:13 Besides t-the cakes, he shaww offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his offewing weavenyed bwead +with t-the sacwifice of thanksgiving of his peace offewings. + +7:14 And of it he shaww offew onye out of t-the w-whowe obwation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +heave offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, and it shaww be t-the pwiest's that +spwinkweth t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the peace offewings. + +7:15 And t-the fwesh of t-the sacwifice of his peace offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thanksgiving shaww be eaten t-the same day that it is offewed; he shaww +nyot weave any of it untiw t-the mownying. + +7:16 But if t-the sacwifice of his offewing be a vow, ow a vowuntawy +o-offewing, it shaww be eaten t-the same day that he offeweth his +sacwifice: and on t-the mowwow awso t-the w-wemaindew of it shaww be e-eaten: +7:17 But t-the w-wemaindew of t-the fwesh of t-the sacwifice on t-the thiwd day +shaww be buwnt with fiwe. + +7:18 And if any of t-the fwesh of t-the sacwifice of his peace offewings +be eaten a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww on t-the thiwd day, it shaww nyot be accepted, nyeithew +shaww it be (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed u-unto him that offeweth i-it: it shaww be an +abominyation, and t-the souw that eateth of it shaww beaw his inyiquity. + +xDD 7-7:19 And t-the fwesh that toucheth any uncwean t-thing shaww nyot be e-eaten; +it shaww be buwnt with fiwe: and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fwesh, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that be cwean +shaww e-eat t-theweof. + +7:20 But t-the souw that eateth of t-the fwesh of t-the sacwifice of peace +offewings, that pewtain u-unto t-the WOWD, h-having his uncweannyess upon +him, even that souw shaww be cut off fwom his peopwe. + +7:21 Moweovew t-the souw that shaww touch any uncwean thing, as t-the +uncweannyess of ^.^ m-man, ow any uncwean beast, ow any abominyabwe uncwean +thing, and e-eat of t-the fwesh of t-the sacwifice of peace offewings, which +pewtain u-unto t-the WOWD, even that souw shaww be cut off fwom his +peopwe. + +7:22 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 7:23 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Ye shaww e-eat nyo m-mannyew of fat, of ox, ow +of sheep, ow of goat. + +7:24 And t-the fat of t-the beast that dieth of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, and t-the fat of +that which is t-town with beasts, may be used in any othew use: but ye +shaww in nyo wise e-eat of it. + +7:25 Fow w-whosoevew eateth t-the fat of t-the beast, of which men offew an +offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD, even t-the souw that eateth it +shaww be cut off fwom his peopwe. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Moweovew ye shaww e-eat nyo m-mannyew of bwood, whethew it be of foww +ow of beast, in any of youw dwewwings. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 W-Whatsoevew souw it be that eateth any m-mannyew of bwood, even that +souw shaww be cut off fwom his peopwe. + +7:28 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 7:29 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, He that offeweth t-the sacwifice of his +peace offewings u-unto t-the WOWD shaww bwing his obwation u-unto t-the WOWD +of t-the sacwifice of his peace offewings. + +7:30 His own h-hands shaww bwing t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by f-fiwe, +t-the fat with t-the bweast, it shaww he bwing, that t-the bweast may be +waved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD. + +7:31 And t-the pwiest shaww buwn t-the fat upon t-the a-awtaw: but t-the bweast +shaww be Aawon's and his sons'. + +7-7:32 And t-the wight shouwdew shaww ye g-give u-unto t-the pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an heave +offewing of t-the s-sacwifices of youw peace offewings. + +7:33 He among t-the sons of Aawon, that offeweth t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the peace +offewings, and t-the fat, shaww have t-the wight shouwdew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his p-pawt. + +7:34 Fow t-the wave bweast and t-the heave shouwdew have I taken of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom off t-the s-sacwifices of theiw peace offewings, +and have given t-them u-unto Aawon t-the pwiest and u-unto his sons by a +statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew fwom among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +7:35 This is t-the powtion of t-the anyointing of Aawon, and of t-the +anyointing of his ^-^ s-sons, out of t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by f-fiwe, +in t-the day when he pwesented t-them to m-minyistew u-unto t-the WOWD in t-the +pwiest's office; 7:36 W-Which t-the WOWD commanded to be given t-them of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, in t-the day that he anyointed t-them, by a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +e-evew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations. + +7:37 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the buwnt o-offewing, of t-the meat o-offewing, and +of t-the sin o-offewing, and of t-the twespass o-offewing, and of t-the +consecwations, and of t-the sacwifice of t-the peace offewings; o(>< )o 7-7:38 W-Which +t-the WOWD commanded Moses in mount S-Sinyai, in t-the day that he commanded +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew to offew theiw obwations u-unto t-the WOWD, in t-the +wiwdewnyess of Sinyai. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 8-8:2 Take Aawon and his sons +with him, and t-the gawments, and t-the anyointing oiw, and a buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the sin o-offewing, and two wams, and a basket of unweavenyed bwead; 8:3 +And gathew t-thou (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation togethew u-unto t-the doow of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +8:4 And Moses did as t-the WOWD commanded h-him; and t-the assembwy w-was +gathewed togethew u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +8-8:5 And Moses said u-unto t-the congwegation, This is t-the t-thing which t-the +WOWD commanded to be donye. + +8:6 And Moses b-bwought Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, and washed t-them with watew. + +8:7 And he put upon him t-the coat, and giwded him with t-the giwdwe, and +cwothed him with t-the w-wobe, and put t-the e-ephod upon him, and he giwded +him with t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of t-the ephod, and b-bound it u-unto him +thewewith. + +8:8 And he put t-the bweastpwate upon him: awso he put in t-the +bweastpwate t-the Uwim and t-the Thummim. + +8:9 And he put t-the mitwe upon his h-head; awso upon t-the mitwe, even upon +his fowefwont, did he put t-the gowden pwate, t-the h-howy cwown; as t-the +WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +8-8:10 And Moses took t-the anyointing oiw, and anyointed t-the tabewnyacwe and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was thewein, and sanctified them. + +8-8:11 And he spwinkwed theweof upon t-the awtaw seven times, and anyointed +t-the awtaw and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his vessews, both t-the wavew and his foot, to +sanctify them. + +8:12 And he pouwed of t-the anyointing oiw upon Aawon's head, and +anyointed him, to sanctify h-him. + +8-8:13 And Moses b-bwought Aawon's ^-^ s-sons, and put coats upon t-them, and +giwded t-them with g-giwdwes, and put bonnyets upon t-them; as t-the WOWD +commanded M-Moses. + +8:14 And he b-bwought t-the buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin o-offewing: and Aawon and +his sons w-waid theiw h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin +o(>< )o o-offewing. + +8:15 And he swew it; and Moses took t-the bwood, and put it upon t-the +howns of t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about with his fingew, and puwified t-the +awtaw, and pouwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood a-at t-the bottom of t-the awtaw, and sanctified +it, to make weconciwiation upon it. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And he took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that w-was upon t-the i-inwawds, and t-the cauw +a-above t-the wivew, and t-the two kidnyeys, and theiw fat, and Moses buwnyed +it upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +8:17 But t-the buwwock, and his hide, his f-fwesh, and his dung, he buwnt +with fiwe without t-the camp; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +8-8:18 And he b-bwought t-the wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt o-offewing: and Aawon and his +sons w-waid theiw h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the wam. + +8-8:19 And he kiwwed it; and Moses spwinkwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +8:20 And he cut t-the wam into pieces; and Moses buwnt t-the head, and t-the +p-pieces, and t-the f-fat. + +8-8:21 And he washed t-the inwawds and t-the wegs in watew; and Moses buwnt +t-the w-whowe wam upon t-the a-awtaw: it w-was a buwnt sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet +savouw, and an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD; as t-the WOWD +commanded M-Moses. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And he b-bwought t-the othew wam, t-the wam of consecwation: and Aawon +and his sons w-waid theiw h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the wam. + +8:23 And he swew it; and Moses took of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of it, and put it +upon t-the t-tip of Aawon's wight eaw, and upon t-the thumb of his wight +hand, and upon t-the gweat toe of his wight foot. + +8:24 And he b-bwought Aawon's ^-^ s-sons, and Moses put of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the +t-tip of theiw wight eaw, and upon t-the t-thumbs of theiw wight hands, and +upon t-the gweat t-toes of theiw wight feet: and Moses spwinkwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +upon t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +8:25 And he took t-the fat, and t-the wump, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that w-was upon +t-the i-inwawds, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew, and t-the two kidnyeys, and +theiw fat, and t-the wight shouwdew: 8:26 And out of t-the basket of +unweavenyed bwead, that w-was befowe t-the WOWD, he took onye unweavenyed +cake, and a c-cake of oiwed bwead, and onye wafew, and put t-them on t-the +fat, and upon t-the wight shouwdew: 8:27 And he put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww upon Aawon's +hands, and upon his s-sons' hands, and waved t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing +befowe t-the WOWD. + +8:28 And Moses took t-them fwom off theiw hands, and buwnt t-them on t-the +awtaw upon t-the buwnt o-offewing: they wewe consecwations (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet +s-savouw: it is an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +8:29 And Moses took t-the bweast, and waved it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing +befowe t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of t-the wam of (;;;*_*) c-consecwation it w-was Moses' p-pawt; as +t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +8:30 And Moses took of t-the anyointing oiw, and of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood which w-was +upon t-the awtaw, and spwinkwed it upon Aawon, and upon his gawments, +and upon his ^-^ s-sons, and upon his s-sons' gawments with h-him; and +sanctified Aawon, and his gawments, and his ^-^ s-sons, and his s-sons' +gawments with h-him. + +8:31 And Moses said u-unto Aawon and to his ^-^ s-sons, Boiw t-the fwesh a-at t-the +doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe e-eat it with t-the +bwead that is in t-the basket of consecwations, as I commanded, s-saying, +Aawon and his sons shaww e-eat it. + +8:32 And that which wemainyeth of t-the fwesh and of t-the bwead shaww ye +buwn with fiwe. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 And ye shaww nyot go out of t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation in seven days, untiw t-the days of youw (;;;*_*) c-consecwation be a-at +an end: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow seven days shaww he consecwate you. + +8:34 As he hath donye this day, so t-the WOWD hath commanded to do, to +make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +8-8:35 Thewefowe shaww ye abide a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation day and nyight seven days, and keep t-the chawge of t-the +WOWD, that ye die nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so I am c-commanded. + +8:36 S-So Aawon and his sons did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which t-the WOWD commanded by +t-the hand of M-Moses. + +9:1 And it came to pass on t-the eighth day, that Moses cawwed Aawon and +his ^-^ s-sons, and t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew; (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And he said u-unto Aawon, Take +thee a young cawf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and a wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, +without bwemish, and offew t-them befowe t-the WOWD. + +9:3 And u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew t-thou shawt speak, s-saying, Take ye +a kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; and a cawf and a wamb, both of +t-the fiwst y-yeaw, without bwemish, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing; 9:4 Awso a +buwwock and a wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace offewings, to sacwifice befowe t-the WOWD; +and a meat offewing mingwed with oiw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to day t-the WOWD wiww appeaw +u-unto you. + +9:5 And they b-bwought that which Moses commanded befowe t-the tabewnyacwe +of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw and s-stood +befowe t-the WOWD. + +9:6 And Moses said, This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD commanded that ye +shouwd do: and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD shaww appeaw u-unto you. + +9:7 And Moses said u-unto Aawon, Go u-unto t-the awtaw, and offew thy sin +o-offewing, and thy buwnt o-offewing, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow xDD t-thysewf, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe: and offew t-the offewing of t-the p-peopwe, and make an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them; as t-the WOWD c-commanded. + +9:8 Aawon thewefowe went u-unto t-the awtaw, and swew t-the cawf of t-the sin +o-offewing, which w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf. + +9:9 And t-the sons of Aawon b-bwought t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood u-unto him: and he dipped +his f-fingew in t-the bwood, and put it upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw, and +pouwed out t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood a-at t-the bottom of t-the a-awtaw: (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 But t-the fat, and +t-the kidnyeys, and t-the cauw a-above t-the >_> *blushes* w-wivew of t-the sin o-offewing, he +buwnt upon t-the awtaw; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +9-9:11 And t-the fwesh and t-the hide he buwnt with fiwe without t-the camp. + +9:12 And he swew t-the buwnt offewing; and Aawon's sons pwesented u-unto +him t-the bwood, which he spwinkwed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +9:13 And they pwesented t-the buwnt offewing u-unto him, with t-the pieces +t-theweof, and t-the head: and he buwnt t-them upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +9-9:14 And he did w-wash t-the inwawds and t-the wegs, and buwnt t-them upon t-the +buwnt offewing on t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +9:15 And he b-bwought t-the p-peopwe's o-offewing, and took t-the goat, which +w-was t-the sin offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, and swew it, and offewed it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +sin, as t-the fiwst. + +9:16 And he b-bwought t-the buwnt o-offewing, and offewed it a-accowding to +t-the mannyew. + +9:17 And he b-bwought t-the meat o-offewing, and took an handfuw t-theweof, +and buwnt it upon t-the awtaw, beside t-the buwnt sacwifice of t-the +mownying. + +9:18 He swew awso t-the buwwock and t-the wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace +offewings, which w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe: and Aawon's sons pwesented u-unto +him t-the bwood, which he spwinkwed upon t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, 9:19 And +t-the fat of t-the buwwock and of t-the wam, t-the wump, and that which +coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and t-the kidnyeys, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew: +9:20 And they put t-the fat upon t-the bweasts, and he buwnt t-the fat upon +t-the a-awtaw: 9:21 And t-the b-bweasts and t-the wight shouwdew Aawon waved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD; as Moses c-commanded. + +9:22 And Aawon w-wifted up his hand towawd t-the p-peopwe, and bwessed t-them, +and came down fwom offewing of t-the sin o-offewing, and t-the buwnt +o-offewing, and peace offewings. + +9:23 And Moses and Aawon went into t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, +and came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and bwessed t-the peopwe: and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD +appeawed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. + +9:24 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a fiwe out fwom befowe t-the WOWD, and consumed upon +t-the awtaw t-the buwnt offewing and t-the fat: which when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +saw, they shouted, and feww on theiw faces. + +10:1 And Nyadab and Abihu, t-the sons of Aawon, took eithew of t-them his +(>_<) c-censew, and put fiwe thewein, and put i-incense theweon, and offewed +s-stwange fiwe befowe t-the WOWD, which he commanded t-them n-nyot. + +1-10:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out fiwe fwom t-the WOWD, and devouwed t-them, and +they died befowe t-the WOWD. + +10:3 T-Then Moses said u-unto Aawon, This is it that t-the WOWD spake, +s-saying, I wiww be sanctified in t-them that come nyigh me, and befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe I wiww be ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. And Aawon hewd his p-peace. + +10:4 And Moses cawwed M-Mishaew and Ewzaphan, t-the sons of Uzziew t-the +uncwe of Aawon, and said u-unto t-them, Come nyeaw, cawwy youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +fwom befowe t-the sanctuawy out of t-the camp. + +1-10:5 S-So they went nyeaw, and cawwied t-them in theiw coats out of t-the +camp; as Moses h-had said. + +10:6 And Moses said u-unto Aawon, and u-unto Eweazaw and u-unto I-Ithamaw, his +^-^ s-sons, Uncovew nyot youw heads, nyeithew w-wend youw cwothes; west ye die, +and west wwath come upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe: but wet youw bwethwen, t-the +w-whowe house of I-Iswaew, b-bewaiw t-the b-buwnying which t-the WOWD hath kindwed. + +10:7 And ye shaww nyot go out fwom t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, west ye die: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the anyointing oiw of t-the WOWD is upon +you. And they did a-accowding to t-the wowd of M-Moses. + +10:8 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 10:9 Do nyot dwink winye (=`ω´=) n-nyow +stwong dwink, thou, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy sons with thee, when ye go into t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, west ye die: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +e-evew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations: 10:10 And that ye may put diffewence +b-between h-howy and unhowy, and b-between uncwean and cwean; 1-10:11 And that +ye may t-teach t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-statutes which t-the WOWD +hath spoken u-unto t-them by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And Moses spake u-unto Aawon, and u-unto Eweazaw and u-unto I-Ithamaw, +his sons that wewe weft, Take t-the meat offewing that wemainyeth of t-the +offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by f-fiwe, and e-eat it without weaven beside +t-the a-awtaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is most howy: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And ye shaww e-eat it in t-the h-howy +pwace, because it is thy (=①ω①=) *cries* d-due, and thy s-sons' (=①ω①=) *cries* d-due, of t-the s-sacwifices of +t-the WOWD m-made by fiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so I am c-commanded. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And t-the wave bweast and heave shouwdew shaww ye e-eat in a cwean +pwace; thou, and thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy daughtews with t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be +thy (=①ω①=) *cries* d-due, and thy s-sons' (=①ω①=) *cries* d-due, which awe given out of t-the s-sacwifices of +peace offewings of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +10:15 The heave shouwdew and t-the wave bweast shaww they bwing with t-the +offewings m-made by fiwe of t-the fat, to wave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing +befowe t-the WOWD; and it shaww be thinye, and thy s-sons' with thee, by a +statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; as t-the WOWD hath c-commanded. + +1-10:16 And Moses diwigentwy sought t-the goat of t-the sin o-offewing, and, +b-behowd, it w-was buwnt: and he w-was angwy with Eweazaw and I-Ithamaw, t-the +sons of Aawon which wewe weft awive, s-saying, 1-10:17 Whewefowe have ye +nyot eaten t-the sin offewing in t-the h-howy pwace, seeing it is most howy, +and God hath given it you to beaw t-the i-inyiquity of t-the congwegation, to +make atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them befowe t-the WOWD? 10:18 Behowd, t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of +it w-was nyot b-bwought in within t-the h-howy p-pwace: ye shouwd indeed have +eaten it in t-the h-howy pwace, as I c-commanded. + +10:19 And Aawon said u-unto Moses, Behowd, this day have they offewed +theiw sin offewing and theiw buwnt offewing befowe t-the WOWD; and such +things have ^w^ b-befawwen me: and if I h-had eaten t-the sin offewing to day, +shouwd it have b-been accepted in t-the sight of t-the WOWD? (・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And when +Moses heawd that, he w-was content. + +11:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and to Aawon, saying u-unto t-them, +11:2 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, These awe t-the b-beasts +which ye shaww e-eat among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts that awe on t-the eawth. + +11:3 W-Whatsoevew pawteth t-the h-hoof, and is cwovenfooted, and c-cheweth t-the +cud, among t-the beasts, that shaww ye eat. + +11:4 Nyevewthewess these shaww ye nyot e-eat of t-them that chew t-the cud, ow +of t-them that divide t-the :3 *cries* h-hoof: as t-the camew, because he c-cheweth t-the +cud, but divideth nyot t-the hoof; he is uncwean u-unto you. + +11:5 And t-the c-conyey, because he c-cheweth t-the cud, but divideth nyot t-the +hoof; he is uncwean u-unto you. + +11:6 And t-the h-hawe, because he c-cheweth t-the cud, but divideth nyot t-the +hoof; he is uncwean u-unto you. + +11:7 And t-the s-swinye, t-though he divide t-the h-hoof, and be cwovenfooted, +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he c-cheweth nyot t-the cud; he is uncwean to you. + +11:8 O-Of theiw fwesh shaww ye nyot eat, and theiw cawcase shaww ye nyot +t-touch; they awe uncwean to you. + +11:9 These shaww ye e-eat of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in t-the watews: whatsoevew hath +fins and scawes in t-the w-watews, in t-the seas, and in t-the wivews, t-them +shaww ye eat. + +11:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that have nyot fins and scawes in t-the seas, and in t-the +wivews, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that move in t-the w-watews, and of any wiving t-thing which +is in t-the w-watews, they shaww be an a-abominyation u-unto you: 11:11 They +shaww be even an a-abominyation u-unto you; ye shaww nyot e-eat of theiw +f-fwesh, but ye shaww have theiw cawcases in abominyation. + +11:12 W-Whatsoevew hath nyo fins (=`ω´=) n-nyow scawes in t-the w-watews, that shaww be +an a-abominyation u-unto you. + +11:13 And these awe they which ye shaww have in a-abominyation among t-the +f-fowws; they shaww nyot be eaten, they awe an abominyation: t-the eagwe, +and t-the ossifwage, and t-the ospway, 11:14 And t-the vuwtuwe, and t-the kite +aftew his kind; 11:15 Evewy waven aftew his kind; 11:16 And t-the oww, +and t-the nyight hawk, and t-the cuckow, and t-the h-hawk aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 11:17 +And t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe oww, and t-the cowmowant, and t-the gweat oww, 11:18 And +t-the s-swan, and t-the pewican, and t-the giew eagwe, 11:19 And t-the stowk, +t-the hewon aftew hew (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the wapwing, and t-the bat. + +11:20 Aww f-fowws that cweep, g-going upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fouw, shaww be an +a-abominyation u-unto you. + +11:21 Y-Yet these may ye e-eat of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fwying c-cweeping t-thing that goeth +upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fouw, which have wegs a-above theiw feet, to weap withaw upon +t-the eawth; 11:22 Even these of t-them ye may eat; t-the wocust aftew his +(＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the bawd wocust aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the beetwe aftew his +(＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the (x_x)V *screams* g-gwasshoppew aftew his kind. + +1-11:23 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew fwying c-cweeping things, which have fouw feet, +shaww be an a-abominyation u-unto you. + +11:24 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these ye shaww be uncwean: w-whosoevew toucheth t-the +cawcase of t-them shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +11:25 And w-whosoevew beaweth ought of t-the cawcase of t-them shaww w-wash +his cwothes, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +11:26 The cawcases of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast which divideth t-the h-hoof, and is nyot +cwovenfooted, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-cheweth t-the cud, awe uncwean u-unto you: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +that toucheth t-them shaww be uncwean. + +11:27 And whatsoevew goeth upon his paws, among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of b-beasts +that go on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fouw, those awe uncwean u-unto you: w-whoso toucheth theiw +cawcase shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +11:28 And he that beaweth t-the cawcase of t-them shaww w-wash his cwothes, +and be uncwean untiw t-the even: they awe uncwean u-unto you. + +1-11:29 These awso shaww be uncwean u-unto you among t-the c-cweeping things +that cweep upon t-the eawth; t-the weasew, and t-the (O.O) *hugs tightly* m-mouse, and t-the towtoise +aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 11:30 And t-the fewwet, and t-the c-chameweon, and t-the +wizawd, and t-the snyaiw, and t-the mowe. + +11:31 These awe uncwean to you among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that c-cweep: w-whosoevew doth +touch t-them, when they be dead, shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +11:32 And upon whatsoevew any of t-them, when they awe dead, doth faww, +it shaww be (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; whethew it be any vessew of wood, ow waiment, ow +s-skin, ow sack, whatsoevew vessew it be, whewein any wowk is donye, it +(* ^ ω ^) m-must be put into watew, and it shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even; so it +shaww be (´ ω `♡) *notices bulge* c-cweansed. + +11:33 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy eawthen v-vessew, :33 w-wheweinto any of t-them fawweth, +whatsoevew is in it shaww be (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; and ye shaww bweak it. + +(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 O-Of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww meat which may be eaten, that on which such w-watew cometh +shaww be uncwean: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dwink that may be dwunk in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy such vessew +shaww be uncwean. + +11:35 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing wheweupon any pawt of theiw cawcase f-fawweth +shaww be (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; whethew it be oven, ow wanges (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pots, they shaww +be bwoken down: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe uncwean and shaww be uncwean u-unto you. + +11:36 Nyevewthewess a fountain ow pit, whewein (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is pwenty of +watew, shaww be cwean: but that which toucheth theiw cawcase shaww be +uncwean. + +11:37 And if any pawt of theiw cawcase faww upon any x3 s-sowing seed which +is to be sown, it shaww be cwean. + +1-11:38 But if any w-watew be put upon t-the seed, and any pawt of theiw +cawcase faww theweon, it shaww be uncwean u-unto you. + +1-11:39 And if any beast, of which ye may eat, die; he that toucheth t-the +cawcase theweof shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +11:40 And he that eateth of t-the cawcase of it shaww w-wash his cwothes, +and be uncwean untiw t-the even: he awso that beaweth t-the cawcase of it +shaww w-wash his cwothes, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +11:41 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing that cweepeth upon t-the eawth shaww be +an abominyation; it shaww nyot be e-eaten. + +1-11:42 W-Whatsoevew goeth upon t-the b-bewwy, and whatsoevew goeth upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +fouw, ow whatsoevew hath mowe feet among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-cweeping things that +cweep upon t-the eawth, t-them ye shaww nyot eat; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe an +abominyation. + +1-11:43 Ye shaww nyot make youwsewves abominyabwe with any c-cweeping t-thing +that cweepeth, nyeithew shaww ye make youwsewves uncwean with t-them, +that ye shouwd be defiwed theweby. + +11:44 Fow I am t-the WOWD youw G-God: ye shaww thewefowe sanctify +youwsewves, and ye shaww be (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am howy: nyeithew shaww ye +defiwe youwsewves with any m-mannyew of c-cweeping t-thing that cweepeth upon +t-the eawth. + +11:45 Fow I am t-the WOWD that bwingeth you up out of t-the wand of Egypt, +to be youw G-God: ye shaww thewefowe be howy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am howy. + +1-11:46 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the beasts, and of t-the foww, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +wiving cweatuwe that moveth in t-the w-watews, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cweatuwe that +cweepeth upon t-the eawth: 11:47 To make a diffewence b-between t-the +uncwean and t-the cwean, and b-between t-the beast that may be eaten and t-the +beast that may nyot be e-eaten. + +12:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, If a woman have ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived seed, and bown a +man chiwd: t-then she shaww be uncwean seven days; a-accowding to t-the days +of t-the sepawation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew infiwmity shaww she be uncwean. + +12:3 And in t-the eighth day t-the fwesh of his foweskin shaww be +c-ciwcumcised. + +12:4 And she shaww t-then continyue in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of hew p-puwifying thwee +and thiwty days; she shaww touch nyo hawwowed thing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come into t-the +s-sanctuawy, untiw t-the days of hew p-puwifying be f-fuwfiwwed. + +1-12:5 But if she beaw a m-maid chiwd, t-then she shaww be uncwean two +w-weeks, as in hew sepawation: and she shaww continyue in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of +hew p-puwifying (o_O)! t-thweescowe and six days. + +12:6 And when t-the days of hew p-puwifying awe fuwfiwwed, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a son, ow +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a d-daughtew, she shaww bwing a wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt +o-offewing, and a young pigeon, ow a tuwtwedove, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, +u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, u-unto t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 Who shaww offew it befowe t-the WOWD, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +hew; and she shaww be cweansed fwom t-the i-issue of hew bwood. This is +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew that hath bown a m-mawe ow a f-femawe. + +12:8 And if she be nyot abwe to bwing a wamb, t-then she shaww bwing two +tuwtwes, ow two young pigeons; t-the onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt o-offewing, and t-the +othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +hew, and she shaww be cwean. + +13:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and Aawon, s-saying, 13:2 When a man +shaww have in t-the skin of his fwesh a wising, a s-scab, ow bwight |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, +and it be in t-the skin of his fwesh w-wike t-the pwague of w-wepwosy; t-then he +shaww be b-bwought u-unto Aawon t-the pwiest, ow u-unto onye of his sons t-the +pwiests: 13:3 And t-the pwiest shaww wook on t-the pwague in t-the skin of +t-the fwesh: and when t-the haiw in t-the pwague is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed white, and t-the +pwague in sight be deepew than t-the skin of his f-fwesh, it is a pwague +of wepwosy: and t-the pwiest shaww wook on him, and pwonyounce him +uncwean. + +13:4 If t-the bwight spot be white in t-the skin of his f-fwesh, and in +sight be nyot deepew than t-the s-skin, and t-the haiw theweof be nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +white; t-then t-the pwiest shaww s-shut up him that hath t-the pwague seven +( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 13:5 And t-the pwiest shaww wook on him t-the seventh day: and, +b-behowd, if t-the pwague in his sight be a-at a stay, and t-the pwague spwead +nyot in t-the skin; t-then t-the pwiest shaww s-shut him up seven days mowe: +13:6 And t-the pwiest shaww wook on him again t-the seventh day: and, +b-behowd, if t-the pwague be somewhat dawk, and t-the pwague spwead nyot in +t-the s-skin, t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him cwean: it is but a scab: and +he shaww w-wash his cwothes, and be cwean. + +13:7 But if t-the scab spwead m-much a-abwoad in t-the s-skin, aftew that he +hath b-been s-seen of t-the pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-cweansing, he shaww be s-seen of +t-the pwiest again. + +13:8 And if t-the pwiest s-see that, b-behowd, t-the scab spweadeth in t-the +s-skin, t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him uncwean: it is a wepwosy. + +13:9 When t-the pwague of wepwosy is in a ^.^ m-man, t-then he shaww be b-bwought +u-unto t-the pwiest; 1-13:10 And t-the pwiest shaww s-see him: and, b-behowd, if +t-the wising be white in t-the s-skin, and it have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the haiw white, +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be quick waw fwesh in t-the wising; 1-13:11 I-It is an o-owd wepwosy +in t-the skin of his f-fwesh, and t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him u-uncwean, +and shaww nyot s-shut him up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is uncwean. + +13:12 And if a wepwosy bweak out a-abwoad in t-the s-skin, and t-the wepwosy +covew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the skin of him that hath t-the pwague fwom his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head even to +his foot, whewesoevew t-the pwiest wooketh; 13:13 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww +considew: and, b-behowd, if t-the wepwosy have covewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his f-fwesh, he +shaww pwonyounce him cwean that hath t-the pwague: it is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +white: he is cwean. + +13:14 But when waw fwesh appeaweth in him, he shaww be uncwean. + +13:15 And t-the pwiest shaww s-see t-the waw f-fwesh, and pwonyounce him to be +uncwean: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw fwesh is uncwean: it is a wepwosy. + +1-13:16 Ow if t-the waw fwesh tuwn again, and be changed u-unto white, he +shaww come u-unto t-the pwiest; 13:17 And t-the pwiest shaww s-see him: and, +b-behowd, if t-the pwague be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into white; t-then t-the pwiest shaww +pwonyounce him cwean that hath t-the pwague: he is cwean. + +13:18 The fwesh awso, in which, even in t-the skin t-theweof, w-was a b-boiw, +and is heawed, 13:19 And in t-the pwace of t-the boiw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a white +wising, ow a bwight |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, white, and somewhat weddish, and it be +shewed to t-the pwiest; 1-13:20 And (O_O;) i-if, when t-the pwiest seeth it, b-behowd, +it be in sight w-wowew than t-the s-skin, and t-the haiw theweof be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +white; t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him uncwean: it is a pwague of +wepwosy bwoken out of t-the (o^ ^o) b-boiw. + +13:21 But if t-the pwiest wook on it, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo white +haiws thewein, and if it be nyot w-wowew than t-the s-skin, but be somewhat +dawk; t-then t-the pwiest shaww s-shut him up seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 13:22 And if it +spwead m-much a-abwoad in t-the s-skin, t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him +uncwean: it is a pwague. + +13:23 But if t-the bwight spot stay in his pwace, and spwead nyot, it is +a b-buwnying boiw; and t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him cwean. + +13:24 Ow if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any f-fwesh, in t-the skin wheweof (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a hot +buwnying, and t-the quick fwesh that buwnyeth have a white bwight |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, +somewhat weddish, ow white; 13:25 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww wook upon i-it: +and, b-behowd, if t-the haiw in t-the bwight spot be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed white, and it be +in sight deepew than t-the skin; it is a wepwosy bwoken out of t-the +buwnying: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him uncwean: it is t-the +pwague of wepwosy. + +13:26 But if t-the pwiest wook on it, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo white +haiw in t-the bwight |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, and it be nyo w-wowew than t-the othew s-skin, but +be somewhat dawk; t-then t-the pwiest shaww s-shut him up seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 13:27 +And t-the pwiest shaww wook upon him t-the seventh day: and if it be +spwead m-much a-abwoad in t-the s-skin, t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him +uncwean: it is t-the pwague of wepwosy. + +13:28 And if t-the bwight spot stay in his pwace, and spwead nyot in t-the +s-skin, but it be somewhat dawk; it is a wising of t-the buwnying, and t-the +pwiest shaww pwonyounce him cwean: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is an infwammation of t-the +b-buwnying. + +13:29 If a man ow woman have a pwague upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head ow t-the b-beawd; +13:30 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww s-see t-the pwague: and, b-behowd, if it be in +sight deepew than t-the skin; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in it a (T_T) y-yewwow thin haiw; +t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him uncwean: it is a dwy scaww, even a +wepwosy upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head ow (❤ω❤) b-beawd. + +13:31 And if t-the pwiest wook on t-the pwague of t-the scaww, and, b-behowd, +it be nyot in sight deepew than t-the s-skin, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack +haiw in it; t-then t-the pwiest shaww s-shut up him that hath t-the pwague of +t-the s-scaww seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: ~(>_<~) 1-13:32 And in t-the seventh day t-the pwiest shaww +wook on t-the pwague: and, b-behowd, if t-the s-scaww spwead nyot, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be +in it nyo (T_T) y-yewwow haiw, and t-the s-scaww be nyot in sight deepew than t-the +skin; 13:33 He shaww be shaven, but t-the s-scaww shaww he nyot shave; and +t-the pwiest shaww s-shut up him that hath t-the s-scaww seven days mowe: +13:34 And in t-the seventh day t-the pwiest shaww wook on t-the scaww: and, +b-behowd, if t-the s-scaww be nyot spwead in t-the s-skin, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be in sight deepew +than t-the skin; t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him cwean: and he shaww +w-wash his cwothes, and be cwean. + +13:35 But if t-the s-scaww spwead m-much in t-the skin aftew his c-cweansing; +13:36 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww wook on him: and, b-behowd, if t-the s-scaww be +spwead in t-the s-skin, t-the pwiest shaww nyot seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (T_T) y-yewwow haiw; he is +uncwean. + +13:37 But if t-the s-scaww be in his sight a-at a stay, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack haiw g-gwown up thewein; t-the s-scaww is heawed, he is cwean: and t-the +pwiest shaww pwonyounce him cwean. + +(☆▽☆) *shuffles closer* 1-13:38 If a man awso ow a woman have in t-the skin of theiw fwesh bwight +spots, even white bwight spots; 13:39 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww w-wook: and, +b-behowd, if t-the bwight spots in t-the skin of theiw fwesh be dawkish +white; it is a fweckwed spot that g-gwoweth in t-the skin; he is cwean. + +13:40 And t-the man whose haiw is f-fawwen off his head, he is bawd; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +is he cwean. + +13:41 And he that hath his haiw f-fawwen off fwom t-the pawt of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +towawd his face, he is fowehead b-bawd: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is he cwean. + +13:42 And if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in t-the bawd head, ow bawd fowehead, a white +weddish sowe; it is a wepwosy spwung up in his bawd head, ow his bawd +fowehead. + +13:43 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww wook upon i-it: and, b-behowd, if t-the wising +of t-the sowe be white weddish in his bawd head, ow in his bawd +fowehead, as t-the wepwosy appeaweth in t-the skin of t-the fwesh; 13:44 He +is a wepwous ^.^ m-man, he is uncwean: t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him +u-uttewwy (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; his pwague is in his head. + +13:45 And t-the wepew in whom t-the pwague is, his cwothes shaww be went, +and his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head bawe, and he shaww put a covewing upon his (--_--) u-uppew w-wip, and +shaww cwy, Uncwean, uncwean. + +1-13:46 Aww t-the days whewein t-the pwague shaww be in him he shaww be +defiwed; he is uncwean: he shaww dweww awonye; without t-the camp shaww +his h-habitation be. + +1-13:47 The gawment awso that t-the pwague of wepwosy is in, whethew it be +a ╰(▔∀▔)╯ w-woowwen gawment, ow a winyen gawment; (o^ ^o)/ 1-13:48 Whethew it be in t-the +wawp, ow woof; of winyen, ow of woowwen; whethew in a s-skin, ow in any +t-thing m-made of skin; 13:49 And if t-the pwague be gweenyish ow weddish in +t-the gawment, ow in t-the s-skin, eithew in t-the wawp, ow in t-the woof, ow in +any t-thing of skin; it is a pwague of wepwosy, and shaww be shewed u-unto +t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 13:50 And t-the pwiest shaww wook upon t-the pwague, and s-shut +up it that hath t-the pwague seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 13:51 And he shaww wook on t-the +pwague on t-the seventh day: if t-the pwague be spwead in t-the gawment, +eithew in t-the wawp, ow in t-the woof, ow in a s-skin, ow in any wowk that +is m-made of skin; t-the pwague is a fwetting w-wepwosy; it is uncwean. + +13:52 He shaww thewefowe buwn that gawment, whethew wawp ow woof, in +╰(▔∀▔)╯ w-woowwen ow in winyen, ow any t-thing of s-skin, whewein t-the pwague i-is: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +it is a fwetting w-wepwosy; it shaww be buwnt in t-the fiwe. + +13:53 And if t-the pwiest shaww wook, and, b-behowd, t-the pwague be nyot +spwead in t-the gawment, eithew in t-the wawp, ow in t-the woof, ow in any +t-thing of skin; 13:54 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww command that they w-wash t-the +t-thing whewein t-the pwague is, and he shaww s-shut it up seven days mowe: +1-13:55 And t-the pwiest shaww wook on t-the pwague, aftew that it is +washed: and, b-behowd, if t-the pwague have nyot changed his cowouw, and +t-the pwague be nyot spwead; it is (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; t-thou shawt buwn it in t-the +fiwe; it is fwet inwawd, whethew it be bawe within ow without. + +13:56 And if t-the pwiest wook, and, b-behowd, t-the pwague be somewhat dawk +aftew t-the washing of it; t-then he shaww w-wend it out of t-the gawment, ow +out of t-the s-skin, ow out of t-the wawp, ow out of t-the woof: 13:57 And if +it appeaw stiww in t-the gawment, eithew in t-the wawp, ow in t-the woof, ow +in any t-thing of skin; it is a spweading pwague: t-thou shawt buwn that +whewein t-the pwague is with fiwe. + +13:58 And t-the gawment, eithew wawp, ow woof, ow whatsoevew t-thing of +skin it be, which t-thou shawt wash, if t-the pwague be depawted fwom +t-them, t-then it shaww be washed t-the second time, and shaww be cwean. + +13:59 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the pwague of wepwosy in a gawment of ╰(▔∀▔)╯ w-woowwen +ow winyen, eithew in t-the wawp, ow woof, ow any t-thing of skins, to +pwonyounce it cwean, ow to pwonyounce it uncwean. + +14:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 14:2 This shaww be t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw +of t-the wepew in t-the day of his cweansing: He shaww be b-bwought u-unto t-the +x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 14:3 And t-the pwiest shaww go fowth out of t-the camp; and t-the +pwiest shaww wook, and, b-behowd, if t-the pwague of wepwosy be heawed in +t-the w-wepew; 14:4 T-Then shaww t-the pwiest command to o(>ω<)o t-take (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is +to be cweansed two biwds a-awive and cwean, and cedaw wood, and scawwet, +and hyssop: 1-14:5 And t-the pwiest shaww command that onye of t-the biwds be +kiwwed in an eawthen vessew o-ovew wunnying watew: 14:6 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wiving +b-biwd, he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take it, and t-the cedaw wood, and t-the scawwet, and t-the +h-hyssop, and shaww dip t-them and t-the wiving biwd in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the +biwd that w-was kiwwed o-ovew t-the wunnying watew: 14:7 And he shaww +spwinkwe upon him that is to be cweansed fwom t-the wepwosy seven times, +and shaww pwonyounce him cwean, and shaww wet t-the wiving biwd woose +into t-the open fiewd. + +14:8 And he that is to be cweansed shaww w-wash his cwothes, and shave +off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his haiw, and w-wash himsewf in watew, that he may be cwean: and +aftew that he shaww come into t-the camp, and shaww tawwy a-abwoad out of +his >_> t-tent seven days. + +14:9 But it shaww be on t-the seventh day, that he shaww shave (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +haiw off his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and his beawd and his eyebwows, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his haiw he +shaww shave off: and he shaww w-wash his cwothes, awso he shaww w-wash his +fwesh in watew, and he shaww be cwean. + +14:10 And on t-the eighth day he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take two he w-wambs without +bwemish, and onye ewe wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish, and thwee +(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws of finye fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, mingwed with oiw, and +onye wog of oiw. + +14:11 And t-the pwiest that m-maketh him cwean shaww pwesent t-the man that +is to be m-made cwean, and those things, befowe t-the WOWD, a-at t-the doow of +t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 1-14:12 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take +onye he wamb, and offew him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass o-offewing, and t-the wog of +oiw, and wave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD: 14:13 And he +shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wamb in t-the pwace whewe he shaww kiww t-the sin offewing +and t-the buwnt o-offewing, in t-the h-howy p-pwace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as t-the sin offewing is +t-the pwiest's, so is t-the twespass o-offewing: it is most howy: 14:14 And +t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take s-some of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the twespass o-offewing, and +t-the pwiest shaww put it upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight eaw of him that is +to be cweansed, and upon t-the thumb of his wight hand, and upon t-the +gweat toe of his wight foot: 1-14:15 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take s-some of +t-the wog of oiw, and p-pouw it into t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm of his own weft hand: 14:16 +And t-the pwiest shaww dip his wight f-fingew in t-the oiw that is in his +weft hand, and shaww spwinkwe of t-the oiw with his f-fingew seven times +befowe t-the WOWD: 14:17 And of t-the w-west of t-the oiw that is in his hand +shaww t-the pwiest put upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight eaw of him that is to +be cweansed, and upon t-the thumb of his wight hand, and upon t-the gweat +toe of his wight foot, upon t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the twespass o-offewing: (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 +And t-the wemnyant of t-the oiw that is in t-the pwiest's hand he shaww p-pouw +upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of him that is to be cweansed: and t-the pwiest shaww make +an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him befowe t-the WOWD. + +1-14:19 And t-the pwiest shaww offew t-the sin o-offewing, and make an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is to be cweansed fwom his u-uncweannyess; and +aftewwawd he shaww kiww t-the buwnt o-offewing: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And t-the pwiest shaww +offew t-the buwnt offewing and t-the meat offewing upon t-the a-awtaw: and t-the +pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and he shaww be cwean. + +1-14:21 And if he be poow, and c-cannyot get so much; t-then he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take +onye wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass offewing to be waved, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +him, and onye (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat +o-offewing, and a wog of oiw; 14:22 And two tuwtwedoves, ow two young +pigeons, such as he is abwe to g-get; and t-the onye shaww be a sin +o-offewing, and t-the othew a buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +14:23 And he shaww bwing t-them on t-the eighth day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his cweansing u-unto +t-the pwiest, u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, +befowe t-the WOWD. + +14:24 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the wamb of t-the twespass o-offewing, and +t-the wog of oiw, and t-the pwiest shaww wave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing +befowe t-the WOWD: 14:25 And he shaww kiww t-the wamb of t-the twespass +o-offewing, and t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take s-some of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the twespass +o-offewing, and put it upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight eaw of him that is to +be cweansed, and upon t-the thumb of his wight hand, and upon t-the gweat +toe of his wight foot: 14:26 And t-the pwiest shaww p-pouw of t-the oiw into +t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm of his own weft hand: 14:27 And t-the pwiest shaww spwinkwe +with his wight f-fingew s-some of t-the oiw that is in his weft hand seven +times befowe t-the WOWD: 14:28 And t-the pwiest shaww put of t-the oiw that +is in his hand upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight eaw of him that is to be +cweansed, and upon t-the thumb of his wight hand, and upon t-the gweat toe +of his wight foot, upon t-the pwace of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the twespass +o-offewing: 14:29 And t-the w-west of t-the oiw that is in t-the pwiest's hand +he shaww put upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of him that is to be cweansed, to make an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him befowe t-the WOWD. + +14:30 And he shaww offew t-the onye of t-the tuwtwedoves, ow of t-the young +pigeons, such as he c-can g-get; 14:31 Even such as he is abwe to get, t-the +onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and t-the othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, with t-the +meat o-offewing: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is +to be cweansed befowe t-the WOWD. + +14:32 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of him in whom is t-the pwague of wepwosy, whose +hand is nyot abwe to get that which p-pewtainyeth to his c-cweansing. + +14:33 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 1-14:34 When +ye be come into t-the wand of C-Canyaan, which I g-give to you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +possession, and I put t-the pwague of wepwosy in a house of t-the wand of +youw possession; 14:35 And he that ownyeth t-the house shaww come and +teww t-the pwiest, s-saying, I-It seemeth to m-me (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is as it wewe a pwague +in t-the house: 14:36 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww command that they empty t-the +h-house, befowe t-the pwiest go into it to s-see t-the pwague, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +is in t-the house be nyot m-made uncwean: and aftewwawd t-the pwiest shaww go +in to s-see t-the house: 14:37 And he shaww wook on t-the pwague, and, +b-behowd, if t-the pwague be in t-the wawws of t-the house with howwow +stwakes, gweenyish ow weddish, which in sight awe w-wowew than t-the waww; +1-14:38 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww go out of t-the house to t-the doow of t-the +h-house, and s-shut up t-the house seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 14:39 And t-the pwiest shaww +come again t-the seventh day, and shaww w-wook: and, b-behowd, if t-the pwague +be spwead in t-the wawws of t-the h-house; (*^‿^*) 1-14:40 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww +command that they o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the s-stonyes in which t-the pwague is, and +they shaww cast t-them into an uncwean pwace without t-the city: 14:41 And +he shaww c-cause t-the house to be (x_x)V s-scwaped within (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and they +shaww p-pouw out t-the dust that they scwape off without t-the city into an +uncwean p-pwace: ^.^ 1-14:42 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take othew stonyes, and put t-them in +t-the pwace of those stonyes; and he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take othew mowtew, and shaww +pwaistew t-the house. + +14:43 And if t-the pwague come again, and bweak out in t-the h-house, aftew +that he hath taken away t-the stonyes, and aftew he hath (x_x)V s-scwaped t-the +h-house, and aftew it is p-pwaistewed; 14:44 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww come +and wook, and, b-behowd, if t-the pwague be spwead in t-the h-house, it is a +fwetting wepwosy in t-the h-house; it is uncwean. + +14:45 And he shaww bweak down t-the h-house, t-the s-stonyes of it, and t-the +timbew t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mowtew of t-the h-house; and he shaww cawwy +t-them fowth out of t-the city into an uncwean pwace. + +14:46 Moweovew he that goeth into t-the house (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the whiwe that it is +s-shut up shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +14:47 And he that wieth in t-the house shaww w-wash his cwothes; and he +that eateth in t-the house shaww w-wash his cwothes. + +14:48 And if t-the pwiest shaww come in, and wook upon it, and, b-behowd, +t-the pwague hath nyot spwead in t-the h-house, aftew t-the house w-was +pwaistewed: t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce t-the house cwean, because +t-the pwague is heawed. + +14:49 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take to cweanse t-the house two biwds, and cedaw +wood, and scawwet, and hyssop: 1-14:50 And he shaww kiww t-the onye of t-the +biwds in an eawthen vessew o-ovew wunnying watew: 14:51 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take +t-the cedaw wood, and t-the h-hyssop, and t-the scawwet, and t-the wiving b-biwd, +and dip t-them in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the s-swain b-biwd, and in t-the wunnying watew, +and spwinkwe t-the house seven times: 14:52 And he shaww cweanse t-the +house with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the b-biwd, and with t-the wunnying watew, and with +t-the wiving b-biwd, and with t-the cedaw wood, and with t-the h-hyssop, and +with t-the scawwet: 14:53 But he shaww wet go t-the wiving biwd out of t-the +city into t-the open fiewds, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house: and it +shaww be cwean. + +14:54 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of pwague of wepwosy, and scaww, +14:55 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wepwosy of a gawment, and of a h-house, 1-14:56 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a wising, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-scab, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a bwight spot: 14:57 To t-teach when +it is u-uncwean, and when it is cwean: this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of wepwosy. + +15:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and to Aawon, s-saying, ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Speak +u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When any man hath a +wunnying i-issue out of his f-fwesh, because of his i-issue he is uncwean. + +1-15:3 And this shaww be his uncweannyess in his i-issue: whethew his fwesh +w-wun with his issue, ow his fwesh be |･ω･) s-stopped fwom his issue, it is his +uncweannyess. + +:3 1-15:4 Evewy bed, wheweon he wieth that hath t-the issue, is uncwean: and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thing, wheweon he sitteth, shaww be uncwean. + +1-15:5 And w-whosoevew toucheth his b-bed shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe +himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +15:6 And he that sitteth on any t-thing wheweon he sat that hath t-the +i-issue shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be +uncwean untiw t-the even. + +15:7 And he that toucheth t-the fwesh of him that hath t-the i-issue shaww +w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the +even. + +15:8 And if he that hath t-the i-issue spit upon him that is cwean; t-then +he shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be uncwean +untiw t-the even. + +15:9 And what saddwe soevew he wideth upon that hath t-the i-issue shaww +be uncwean. + +15:10 And w-whosoevew toucheth any t-thing that w-was undew him shaww be +uncwean untiw t-the even: and he that beaweth any of those things shaww +w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the +even. + +15:11 And w-whomsoevew he toucheth that hath t-the issue, and hath nyot +winsed his h-hands in watew, he shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe +himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +15:12 And t-the vessew of eawth, that he toucheth which hath t-the issue, +shaww be bwoken: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy vessew of w-wood shaww be winsed in watew. + +1-15:13 And when he that hath an i-issue is cweansed of his issue; t-then he +shaww (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew to himsewf seven days (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-cweansing, and w-wash his +cwothes, and bathe his fwesh in wunnying watew, and shaww be cwean. + +15:14 And on t-the eighth day he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take to him two tuwtwedoves, ow +two young pigeons, and come befowe t-the WOWD u-unto t-the doow of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and g-give t-them u-unto t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 15:15 +And t-the pwiest shaww offew t-them, t-the onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and t-the +othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing; and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +him befowe t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his x3 i-issue. + +15:16 And if any man's seed of copuwation go out fwom him, t-then he +shaww w-wash (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fwesh in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +15:17 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gawment, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy s-skin, wheweon is t-the seed of +copuwation, shaww be washed with watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +15:18 The woman awso with whom man shaww w-wie with seed of copuwation, +they shaww both bathe themsewves in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the +even. + +1-15:19 And if a woman have an issue, and hew i-issue in hew fwesh be +bwood, she shaww be put apawt seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and w-whosoevew toucheth hew +shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +1-15:20 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that she wieth upon in hew sepawation shaww be +uncwean: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing awso that she sitteth upon shaww be uncwean. + +15:21 And w-whosoevew toucheth hew b-bed shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe +himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +15:22 And w-whosoevew toucheth any t-thing that she sat upon shaww w-wash +his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the +even. + +1-15:23 And if it be on hew bed, ow on any t-thing wheweon she sitteth, +when he toucheth it, he shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +1-15:24 And if any man w-wie with hew a-at a-aww, and hew fwowews be upon him, +he shaww be uncwean seven days; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-bed wheweon he wieth shaww +be uncwean. + +15:25 And if a woman have an i-issue of hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood many days out of t-the +time of hew sepawation, ow if it w-wun beyond t-the time of hew +sepawation; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of t-the i-issue of hew uncweannyess shaww be as +t-the days of hew sepawation: she shaww be uncwean. + +15:26 Evewy b-bed wheweon she wieth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of hew i-issue shaww be +u-unto hew as t-the b-bed of hew sepawation: and whatsoevew she sitteth upon +shaww be u-uncwean, as t-the uncweannyess of hew sepawation. + +15:27 And w-whosoevew toucheth those things shaww be u-uncwean, and shaww +w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the +even. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 But if she be cweansed of hew issue, t-then she shaww (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew to +hewsewf seven days, and aftew that she shaww be cwean. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 And on t-the eighth day she shaww o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto hew two tuwtwes, ow +two young pigeons, and bwing t-them u-unto t-the pwiest, to t-the doow of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +15:30 And t-the pwiest shaww offew t-the onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and t-the +othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing; and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +hew befowe t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the i-issue of hew uncweannyess. + +15:31 T-Thus shaww ye sepawate t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom theiw +u-uncweannyess; that they die nyot in theiw uncweannyess, when they defiwe +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe that is among them. + +15:32 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of him that hath an issue, and of him whose seed +goeth fwom him, and is defiwed t-thewewith; 1-15:33 And of hew that is +sick of hew fwowews, and of him that hath an issue, of t-the ^.^ m-man, and of +t-the woman, and of him that wieth with hew that is uncwean. + +16:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses aftew t-the death of t-the two sons of +Aawon, when they offewed befowe t-the WOWD, and died; 16:2 And t-the WOWD +said u-unto Moses, Speak u-unto Aawon thy bwothew, that he come nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +times into t-the h-howy pwace within t-the vaiw befowe t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, which +is upon t-the awk; that he die nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww appeaw in t-the cwoud upon +t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy ~(>_<~) s-seat. + +16:3 T-Thus shaww Aawon come into t-the h-howy p-pwace: with a young buwwock +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and a wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +16:4 He shaww put on t-the h-howy winyen coat, and he shaww have t-the winyen +bweeches upon his f-fwesh, and shaww be giwded with a winyen giwdwe, and +with t-the winyen mitwe shaww he be a-attiwed: these awe h-howy (* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; +thewefowe shaww he w-wash his fwesh in watew, and so put t-them o-on. + +16:5 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +two kids of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and onye wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt +o(>< )o o-offewing. + +1-16:6 And Aawon shaww offew his buwwock of t-the sin o-offewing, which is +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his house. + +16:7 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the two goats, and pwesent t-them befowe t-the WOWD +a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +16:8 And Aawon shaww cast wots upon t-the two (♡°▽°♡) g-goats; onye wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD, and t-the othew wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the scapegoat. + +1-16:9 And Aawon shaww bwing t-the goat upon which t-the WOWD's wot feww, +and offew him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +1-16:10 But t-the goat, on which t-the wot feww to be t-the scapegoat, shaww +be pwesented a-awive befowe t-the WOWD, to make an atonyement with him, and +to wet him go (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a scapegoat into t-the wiwdewnyess. + +16:11 And Aawon shaww bwing t-the buwwock of t-the sin o-offewing, which is +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +h-house, and shaww kiww t-the buwwock of t-the sin offewing which is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +himsewf: 1-16:12 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take a censew f-fuww of b-buwnying coaws of +fiwe fwom off t-the awtaw befowe t-the WOWD, and his h-hands f-fuww of sweet +i-incense beaten s-smaww, and bwing it within t-the vaiw: 16:13 And he shaww +put t-the i-incense upon t-the fiwe befowe t-the WOWD, that t-the cwoud of t-the +i-incense may covew t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat that is upon t-the testimony, that he +die nyot: 1-16:14 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwwock, and +spwinkwe it with his f-fingew upon t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat eastwawd; and befowe +t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat shaww he spwinkwe of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood with his f-fingew seven +times. + +xDD 1-16:15 T-Then shaww he kiww t-the goat of t-the sin o-offewing, that is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +p-peopwe, and bwing his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood within t-the v-vaiw, and (^-^*)/ d-do with that ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood as +he did with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwwock, and spwinkwe it upon t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +s-seat, and befowe t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat: 16:16 And he shaww make an atonyement +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy pwace, because of t-the uncweannyess of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, and because of theiw twansgwessions in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: and so +shaww he (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, that wemainyeth +among t-them in t-the m-midst of theiw uncweannyess. + +1-16:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo man in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation +when he goeth in to make an atonyement in t-the h-howy pwace, untiw he come +(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and have m-made an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his h-househowd, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew. + +1-16:18 And he shaww go out u-unto t-the awtaw that is befowe t-the WOWD, and +make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it; and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwwock, +and of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the goat, and put it upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +16:19 And he shaww spwinkwe of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon it with his f-fingew seven +times, and cweanse it, and hawwow it fwom t-the uncweannyess of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +16:20 And when he hath m-made an end of w-weconciwing t-the h-howy pwace, and +t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and t-the awtaw, he shaww bwing t-the +wive goat: 16:21 And Aawon shaww way both his h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of +t-the wive goat, and confess o-ovew him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the inyiquities of t-the chiwdwen +of I-Iswaew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw twansgwessions in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw sins, putting +t-them upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the goat, and shaww send him away by t-the hand of +a fit man into t-the wiwdewnyess: 16:22 And t-the goat shaww beaw upon him +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw inyiquities u-unto a wand nyot inhabited: and he shaww wet go +t-the goat in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +1-16:23 And Aawon shaww come into t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, +and shaww put off t-the winyen gawments, which he put on when he went +into t-the h-howy pwace, and shaww weave t-them thewe: 16:24 And he shaww +w-wash his fwesh with w-watew in t-the h-howy pwace, and put on his gawments, +and come fowth, and offew his buwnt o-offewing, and t-the buwnt offewing +of t-the p-peopwe, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 And t-the fat of t-the sin offewing shaww he buwn upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +16:26 And he that wet go t-the goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the scapegoat shaww w-wash his +cwothes, and bathe his fwesh in watew, and aftewwawd come into t-the +camp. + +16:27 And t-the buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin o-offewing, and t-the goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin +o-offewing, whose ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood w-was b-bwought in to make atonyement in t-the h-howy +pwace, shaww onye cawwy fowth without t-the camp; and they shaww buwn in +t-the fiwe theiw skins, and theiw f-fwesh, and theiw d-dung. + +1-16:28 And he that buwnyeth t-them shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe his +fwesh in watew, and aftewwawd he shaww come into t-the camp. + +16:29 And this shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew u-unto you: that in t-the +seventh m-month, on t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, ye shaww affwict youw +souws, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk a-at a-aww, whethew it be onye of youw own countwy, +ow a stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among you: 16:30 Fow on that day shaww +t-the pwiest make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, to cweanse y-you, that ye may be +cwean fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw s-sins befowe t-the WOWD. + +16:31 I-It shaww be a sabbath of w-west u-unto y-you, and ye shaww affwict +youw souws, by a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +16:32 And t-the pwiest, whom he shaww anyoint, and whom he shaww +consecwate to m-minyistew in t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office in his fathew's ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, +shaww make t-the atonyement, and shaww put on t-the winyen cwothes, even t-the +h-howy gawments: 1-16:33 And he shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy +s-sanctuawy, and he shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw, and he shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the p-pwiests, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +16:34 And this shaww be an evewwasting statute u-unto y-you, to make an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-sins o-once a y-yeaw. +And he did as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +17:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 17:2 Speak u-unto Aawon, and +u-unto his ^-^ s-sons, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them; +This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD hath commanded, s-saying, 17:3 What man +soevew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be of t-the house of I-Iswaew, that kiwweth an ox, ow wamb, +ow goat, in t-the camp, ow that kiwweth it out of t-the camp, 17:4 And +bwingeth it nyot u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, +to offew an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD; +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed u-unto that man; he hath shed bwood; and that man +shaww be cut off fwom among his peopwe: 17:5 To t-the end that t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew may bwing theiw sacwifices, which they offew in t-the +open fiewd, even that they may bwing t-them u-unto t-the WOWD, u-unto t-the doow +of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, u-unto t-the pwiest, and offew t-them +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace offewings u-unto t-the WOWD. + +17:6 And t-the pwiest shaww spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw of t-the +WOWD a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and buwn t-the +fat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +17:7 And they shaww nyo mowe offew theiw s-sacwifices u-unto ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, aftew +whom they have gonye a whowing. This shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew u-unto +t-them (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations. + +1-17:8 And t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, W-Whatsoevew man (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be of t-the +house of I-Iswaew, ow of t-the stwangews which sojouwn among y-you, that +offeweth a buwnt offewing ow sacwifice, 17:9 And bwingeth it nyot u-unto +t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, to offew it u-unto t-the +WOWD; even that man shaww be cut off fwom among his peopwe. + +17:10 And whatsoevew man (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be of t-the house of I-Iswaew, ow of t-the +stwangews that sojouwn among y-you, that eateth any m-mannyew of bwood; I +wiww even s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against that souw that eateth bwood, and wiww +cut him off fwom among his peopwe. + +17:11 Fow t-the wife of t-the fwesh is in t-the b-bwood: and I have given it +to you upon t-the awtaw to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw souws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is +t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that m-maketh an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the souw. + +17:12 Thewefowe I said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, N-Nyo souw of you +shaww e-eat bwood, nyeithew shaww any stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among you +e-eat bwood. + +17:13 And whatsoevew man (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, ow of t-the +stwangews that sojouwn among y-you, which hunteth and (＞ｍ＜) c-catcheth any beast +ow foww that may be e-eaten; he shaww even p-pouw out t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood t-theweof, +and covew it with dust. + +17:14 Fow it is t-the wife of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh; t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife +theweof: thewefowe I said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Ye shaww e-eat +t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of nyo m-mannyew of fwesh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh is t-the +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof: w-whosoevew eateth it shaww be cut off. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy souw that eateth that which died of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, ow that +which w-was t-town with beasts, whethew it be onye of youw own countwy, ow +a s-stwangew, he shaww both w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in +watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even: t-then shaww he be cwean. + +17:16 But if he w-wash t-them nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bathe his fwesh; t-then he shaww beaw +his inyiquity. + +18:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 18:2 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +18:3 Aftew t-the doings of t-the wand of Egypt, whewein ye dwewt, shaww ye +nyot do: and aftew t-the doings of t-the wand of C-Canyaan, whithew I bwing +y-you, shaww ye nyot do: nyeithew shaww ye wawk in theiw owdinyances. + +18:4 Ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and keep minye owdinyances, to wawk +thewein: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +18:5 Ye shaww thewefowe keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgments: which if a +man do, he shaww wive in (=`ω´=) t-them: I am t-the WOWD. + +18:6 N-Nyonye of you shaww appwoach to any that is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw of kin to him, to +uncovew theiw n-nyakednyess: I am t-the WOWD. + +18:7 The nyakednyess of thy fathew, ow t-the nyakednyess of thy mothew, +shawt t-thou nyot uncovew: she is thy mothew; t-thou shawt nyot uncovew hew +nyakednyess. + +18:8 The nyakednyess of thy fathew's wife shawt t-thou nyot uncovew: it is +thy fathew's nyakednyess. + +18:9 The nyakednyess of thy sistew, t-the daughtew of thy fathew, ow +daughtew of thy mothew, whethew she be bown a-at home, ow bown abwoad, +even theiw nyakednyess t-thou shawt nyot uncovew. + +18:10 The nyakednyess of thy son's d-daughtew, ow of thy daughtew's +d-daughtew, even theiw nyakednyess t-thou shawt nyot uncovew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiws is +thinye own nyakednyess. + +1-18:11 The nyakednyess of thy fathew's w-wife's d-daughtew, begotten of thy +fathew, she is thy sistew, t-thou shawt nyot uncovew hew nyakednyess. + +18:12 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy fathew's sistew: she +is thy fathew's (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw kinswoman. + +18:13 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's sistew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +she is thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw kinswoman. + +18:14 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy fathew's bwothew, +t-thou shawt nyot appwoach to his wife: she is thinye aunt. + +18:15 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy daughtew in waw: she +is thy son's wife; t-thou shawt nyot uncovew hew nyakednyess. + +18:16 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy bwothew's wife: it +is thy bwothew's nyakednyess. + +18:17 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of a woman and hew +d-daughtew, nyeithew shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take hew son's d-daughtew, ow hew +daughtew's d-daughtew, to uncovew hew nyakednyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe hew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +kinswomen: it is wickednyess. + +18:18 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take a wife to hew sistew, to v-vex hew, to +uncovew hew n-nyakednyess, beside t-the othew in hew wife ^w^ t-time. + +18:19 Awso t-thou shawt nyot appwoach u-unto a woman to uncovew hew +n-nyakednyess, as wong as she is put apawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew uncweannyess. + +18:20 Moweovew t-thou shawt nyot w-wie cawnyawwy with thy nyeighbouw's wife, +to defiwe t-thysewf with hew. + +1-18:21 And t-thou shawt nyot wet any of thy seed pass thwough t-the fiwe to +Mowech, nyeithew shawt t-thou pwofanye t-the nyame of thy G-God: I am t-the WOWD. + +18:22 T-Thou shawt nyot w-wie with mankind, as with w-womankind: it is +abominyation. + +1-18:23 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou w-wie with any beast to defiwe t-thysewf +thewewith: nyeithew shaww any woman stand befowe a beast to w-wie down +theweto: it is c-confusion. + +18:24 Defiwe nyot ye youwsewves in any of these things: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +these t-the nyations awe defiwed which I cast out befowe you: 18:25 And +t-the wand is defiwed: thewefowe I (^-^*)/ d-do v-visit t-the i-inyiquity theweof upon +it, and t-the wand itsewf vomiteth out hew i-inhabitants. + +18:26 Ye shaww thewefowe keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and shaww +nyot commit any of these abominyations; nyeithew any of youw own nyation, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow any stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among you: 18:27 (Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +abominyations have t-the men of t-the wand donye, which wewe befowe y-you, and +t-the wand is defiwed;) 18:28 That t-the wand s-spue nyot you out awso, when +ye defiwe it, as it s-spued out t-the nyations that wewe befowe you. + +18:29 Fow w-whosoevew shaww commit any of these abominyations, even t-the +s-souws that commit t-them shaww be cut off fwom among theiw peopwe. + +18:30 Thewefowe shaww ye keep minye owdinyance, that ye commit nyot any +onye of these abominyabwe customs, which wewe committed befowe y-you, and +that ye defiwe nyot youwsewves thewein: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +19:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 19:2 Speak u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, Ye shaww be +howy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD youw God am howy. + +19:3 Ye shaww f-feaw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his mothew, and his fathew, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sabbaths: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +19:4 T-Tuwn ye nyot u-unto idows, (=`ω´=) n-nyow make to youwsewves mowten gods: I am +t-the WOWD youw God. + +19:5 And if ye offew a sacwifice of peace offewings u-unto t-the WOWD, ye +shaww offew it a-at youw own wiww. + +1-19:6 I-It shaww be eaten t-the same day ye offew it, and on t-the mowwow: +and if ought wemain untiw t-the thiwd day, it shaww be buwnt in t-the +fiwe. + +19:7 And if it be eaten a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww on t-the thiwd day, it is abominyabwe; it +shaww nyot be accepted. + +19:8 Thewefowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that eateth it shaww beaw his inyiquity, +because he hath pwofanyed t-the hawwowed t-thing of t-the WOWD: and that souw +shaww be cut off fwom among his peopwe. + +19:9 And when ye w-weap t-the hawvest of youw wand, t-thou shawt nyot whowwy +w-weap t-the c-cownyews of thy fiewd, nyeithew shawt t-thou gathew t-the gweanyings +of thy h-hawvest. + +19:10 And t-thou shawt nyot gwean thy v-vinyeyawd, nyeithew shawt t-thou gathew +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gwape of thy v-vinyeyawd; t-thou shawt weave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the poow and +stwangew: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +1-19:11 Ye shaww nyot steaw, nyeithew d-deaw fawsewy, nyeithew w-wie onye to +anyothew. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And ye shaww nyot sweaw by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame fawsewy, nyeithew shawt t-thou +pwofanye t-the nyame of thy G-God: I am t-the WOWD. + +19:13 T-Thou shawt nyot defwaud thy nyeighbouw, nyeithew w-wob him: t-the wages +of him that is h-hiwed shaww nyot abide with thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight untiw t-the +mownying. + +19:14 T-Thou shawt nyot (O_O;) c-cuwse t-the deaf, (=`ω´=) n-nyow put a stumbwingbwock befowe +t-the bwind, but shawt f-feaw thy G-God: I am t-the WOWD. + +19:15 Ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo u-unwighteousnyess in judgment: t-thou shawt nyot +wespect t-the pewson of t-the poow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow honyow t-the pewson of t-the mighty: +but in wighteousnyess shawt t-thou j-judge thy nyeighbouw. + +19:16 T-Thou shawt nyot go up and down as a {{ (>_<) }} t-tawebeawew among thy peopwe: +nyeithew shawt t-thou stand against t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thy nyeighbouw; I am t-the +WOWD. + +19:17 T-Thou shawt nyot hate thy b-bwothew in thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: t-thou shawt in +any wise webuke thy nyeighbouw, and nyot s-suffew sin upon h-him. + +19:18 T-Thou shawt nyot a-avenge, (=`ω´=) n-nyow beaw any gwudge against t-the chiwdwen +of thy p-peopwe, but t-thou shawt wove thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as thysewf: I am t-the +WOWD. + +19:19 Ye shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my statutes. T-Thou shawt nyot wet thy cattwe gendew +with a (´ ω `♡) d-divewse kind: t-thou shawt nyot sow thy fiewd with mingwed seed: +nyeithew shaww a gawment mingwed of winyen and ╰(▔∀▔)╯ w-woowwen come upon thee. + +19:20 And w-whosoevew wieth cawnyawwy with a woman, that is a b-bondmaid, +betwothed to an husband, and nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wedeemed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fweedom given +hew; she shaww be scouwged; they shaww nyot be put to d-death, because +she w-was nyot (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. + +19:21 And he shaww bwing his twespass offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, u-unto t-the +doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, even a wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass +o(>< )o o-offewing. + +1-19:22 And t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him with t-the wam of +t-the twespass offewing befowe t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sin which he hath d-donye: +and t-the sin which he hath donye shaww be fowgiven h-him. + +19:23 And when ye shaww come into t-the wand, and shaww have pwanted (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +m-mannyew of twees (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food, t-then ye shaww count t-the fwuit theweof as +unciwcumcised: thwee yeaws shaww it be as u-unciwcumcised u-unto you: it +shaww nyot be eaten of. + +19:24 But in t-the fouwth yeaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwuit theweof shaww be h-howy to +pwaise t-the WOWD withaw. + +19:25 And in t-the fifth yeaw shaww ye e-eat of t-the fwuit t-theweof, that it +may yiewd u-unto you t-the incwease theweof: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +19:26 Ye shaww nyot e-eat any t-thing with t-the b-bwood: nyeithew shaww ye use +enchantment, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o-obsewve times. + +19:27 Ye shaww nyot (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound t-the c-cownyews of youw heads, nyeithew shawt t-thou +maw t-the c-cownyews of thy (❤ω❤) b-beawd. + +19:28 Ye shaww nyot make any cuttings in youw fwesh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +p-pwint any mawks upon you: I am t-the WOWD. + +19:29 Do nyot pwostitute thy d-daughtew, to c-cause hew to be a whowe; west +t-the wand faww to w-whowedom, and t-the wand become f-fuww of wickednyess. + +1-19:30 Ye shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, and wevewence o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy: I am t-the +WOWD. + +19:31 Wegawd nyot t-them that have famiwiaw s-spiwits, nyeithew seek aftew +wizawds, to be defiwed by (=`ω´=) t-them: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +19:32 T-Thou shawt (☆ω☆) w-wise up befowe t-the hoawy head, and honyouw t-the f-face of +t-the o-owd ^.^ m-man, and f-feaw thy G-God: I am t-the WOWD. + +19:33 And if a stwangew sojouwn with thee in youw wand, ye shaww nyot +v-vex h-him. + +19:34 But t-the stwangew that d-dwewweth with you shaww be u-unto you as onye +bown among y-you, and t-thou shawt wove him as t-thysewf; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe +stwangews in t-the wand of Egypt: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +19:35 Ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo u-unwighteousnyess in j-judgment, in meteyawd, in +weight, ow in measuwe. + +19:36 Just b-bawances, just weights, a just ephah, and a just hin, shaww +ye have: I am t-the WOWD youw G-God, which b-bwought you out of t-the wand of +Egypt. + +19:37 Thewefowe shaww ye o-obsewve (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +judgments, and (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: I am t-the WOWD. + +20:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 A-Again, t-thou shawt say +to t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Whosoevew he be of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, +ow of t-the stwangews that sojouwn in I-Iswaew, that giveth any of his +seed u-unto Mowech; he shaww suwewy be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: t-the peopwe of t-the +wand shaww stonye him with stonyes. + +20:3 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against that ^.^ m-man, and wiww cut him off +fwom among his peopwe; because he hath given of his seed u-unto Mowech, +to defiwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, and to pwofanye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame. + +20:4 And if t-the peopwe of t-the wand (^-^*)/ d-do any ways hide theiw eyes fwom +t-the ^.^ m-man, when he giveth of his seed u-unto Mowech, and kiww him nyot: +20:5 T-Then I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against that ^.^ m-man, and against his famiwy, +and wiww cut him off, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that go a whowing aftew him, to commit +w-whowedom with Mowech, fwom among theiw peopwe. + +20:6 And t-the souw that tuwnyeth aftew such as have famiwiaw s-spiwits, +and aftew wizawds, to go a whowing aftew t-them, I wiww even s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face +against that s-souw, and wiww cut him off fwom among his peopwe. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Sanctify youwsewves thewefowe, and be ye howy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD +youw God. + +20:8 And ye shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: I am t-the WOWD which +sanctify you. + +20:9 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that cuwseth his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew shaww be +suwewy put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: he hath cuwsed his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew; his +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon h-him. + +20:10 And t-the man that committeth aduwtewy with anyothew man's wife, +even he that committeth aduwtewy with his nyeighbouw's wife, t-the +aduwtewew and t-the aduwtewess shaww suwewy be put to death. + +2-20:11 And t-the man that wieth with his fathew's wife hath u-uncovewed his +fathew's n-nyakednyess: both of t-them shaww suwewy be put to death; theiw +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon them. + +2-20:12 And if a man w-wie with his daughtew in w-waw, both of t-them shaww +suwewy be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: they have wwought confusion; theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww +be upon them. + +2-20:13 If a man awso w-wie with mankind, as he wieth with a woman, both +of t-them have committed an abominyation: they shaww suwewy be put to +death; theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon them. + +2-20:14 And if a man o(>ω<)o t-take a wife and hew mothew, it is wickednyess: they +shaww be buwnt with f-fiwe, both he and they; that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo +w-wickednyess among you. + +2-20:15 And if a man w-wie with a beast, he shaww suwewy be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: +and ye shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the beast. + +20:16 And if a woman appwoach u-unto any beast, and w-wie down t-theweto, +t-thou shawt kiww t-the woman, and t-the beast: they shaww suwewy be put to +death; theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon them. + +2-20:17 And if a man shaww o(>ω<)o t-take his sistew, his fathew's d-daughtew, ow +his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's d-daughtew, and s-see hew n-nyakednyess, and she s-see his +nyakednyess; it is a wicked thing; and they shaww be cut off in t-the +sight of theiw peopwe: he hath u-uncovewed his sistew's nyakednyess; he +shaww beaw his inyiquity. + +20:18 And if a man shaww w-wie with a woman h-having hew sicknyess, and +shaww uncovew hew nyakednyess; he hath d-discovewed hew fountain, and she +hath u-uncovewed t-the fountain of hew b-bwood: and both of t-them shaww be +cut off fwom among theiw peopwe. + +2-20:19 And t-thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's sistew, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow of thy fathew's sistew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he u-uncoveweth his (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw kin: they shaww +beaw theiw inyiquity. + +20:20 And if a man shaww w-wie with his u-uncwe's wife, he hath u-uncovewed +his u-uncwe's n-nyakednyess: they shaww beaw theiw sin; they shaww die +(=^‥^=) c-chiwdwess. + +20:21 And if a man shaww o(>ω<)o t-take his bwothew's wife, it is an uncwean +thing: he hath u-uncovewed his bwothew's nyakednyess; they shaww be +(=^‥^=) c-chiwdwess. + +2-20:22 Ye shaww thewefowe keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, +and (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: that t-the wand, whithew I bwing you to dweww thewein, s-spue +you nyot ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +20:23 And ye shaww nyot wawk in t-the mannyews of t-the nyation, which I cast +out befowe you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they committed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, and thewefowe I +a-abhowwed them. + +20:24 But I have said u-unto y-you, Ye shaww i-inhewit theiw wand, and I +wiww g-give it u-unto you to possess it, a wand that fwoweth with miwk and +honyey: I am t-the WOWD youw G-God, which have sepawated you fwom othew +peopwe. + +20:25 Ye shaww thewefowe put diffewence b-between cwean b-beasts and +u-uncwean, and b-between uncwean f-fowws and cwean: and ye shaww nyot make +youw s-souws abominyabwe by beast, ow by foww, ow by any m-mannyew of wiving +t-thing that cweepeth on t-the g-gwound, which I have sepawated fwom you as +uncwean. + +20:26 And ye shaww be h-howy u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD am howy, and have +sevewed you fwom othew p-peopwe, that ye shouwd be minye. + +2-20:27 A-A man awso ow woman that hath a famiwiaw spiwit, ow that is a +w-wizawd, shaww suwewy be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: they shaww stonye t-them with +stonyes: theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon them. + +21:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Speak u-unto t-the pwiests t-the sons of +Aawon, and say u-unto t-them, Thewe shaww nyonye be defiwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead +among his peopwe: 21:2 But (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his k-kin, that is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto him, that +is, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mothew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fathew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his son, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +d-daughtew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his bwothew. + +21:3 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his s-sistew a viwgin, that is nyigh u-unto him, which hath +h-had nyo h-husband; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew may he be defiwed. + +21:4 But he shaww nyot defiwe himsewf, being a chief man among his +p-peopwe, to pwofanye himsewf. + +21:5 They shaww nyot make bawdnyess upon theiw head, nyeithew shaww they +shave off t-the cownyew of theiw beawd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow make any cuttings in theiw +;;w;; f-fwesh. + +2-21:6 They shaww be h-howy u-unto theiw G-God, and nyot pwofanye t-the nyame of +theiw G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by f-fiwe, and t-the bwead +of theiw G-God, they (^-^*)/ d-do offew: thewefowe they shaww be howy. + +21:7 They shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take a wife that is a whowe, ow pwofanye; nyeithew +shaww they o(>ω<)o t-take a woman put away fwom hew husband: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is h-howy u-unto +his God. + +21:8 T-Thou shawt sanctify him ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ t-thewefowe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he offeweth t-the bwead of +thy G-God: he shaww be h-howy u-unto t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD, which sanctify +y-you, am howy. + +21:9 And t-the daughtew of any pwiest, if she pwofanye hewsewf by pwaying +t-the whowe, she pwofanyeth hew fathew: she shaww be buwnt with fiwe. + +21:10 And he that is t-the high pwiest among his bwethwen, upon whose +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head t-the anyointing oiw w-was pouwed, and that is consecwated to put on +t-the gawments, shaww nyot uncovew his head, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wend his cwothes; 21:11 +N-Nyeithew shaww he go in to any dead b-body, (=`ω´=) n-nyow defiwe himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +fathew, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mothew; 21:12 N-Nyeithew shaww he go out of t-the +s-sanctuawy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow pwofanye t-the sanctuawy of his God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cwown of t-the +anyointing oiw of his God is upon him: I am t-the WOWD. + +2-21:13 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take a wife in hew viwginyity. + +21:14 A-A widow, ow a ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ d-divowced woman, ow pwofanye, ow an h-hawwot, these +shaww he nyot t-take: but he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take a viwgin of his own peopwe to +wife. + +2-21:15 N-Nyeithew shaww he pwofanye his seed among his peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the +WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do sanctify h-him. + +21:16 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 21:17 Speak u-unto Aawon, +s-saying, Whosoevew he be of thy seed in theiw genyewations that hath any +bwemish, wet him nyot appwoach to offew t-the bwead of his God. + +2-21:18 Fow whatsoevew man he be that hath a bwemish, he shaww nyot +appwoach: a bwind ^.^ m-man, ow a wame, ow he that hath a fwat nyose, ow any +t-thing supewfwuous, 2-21:19 Ow a man that is b-bwokenfooted, ow +bwokenhanded, 21:20 Ow cwookbackt, ow a dwawf, ow that hath a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish +in his eye, ow be scuwvy, ow scabbed, ow hath his s-stonyes b-bwoken; 21:21 +N-Nyo man that hath a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish of t-the seed of Aawon t-the pwiest shaww come +nyigh to offew t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by fiwe: he hath a +bwemish; he shaww nyot come nyigh to offew t-the bwead of his God. + +2-21:22 He shaww e-eat t-the bwead of his G-God, both of t-the most howy, and of +t-the howy. + +21:23 Onwy he shaww nyot go in u-unto t-the v-vaiw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come nyigh u-unto t-the +awtaw, because he hath a bwemish; that he pwofanye nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawies: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do sanctify them. + +21:24 And Moses towd it u-unto Aawon, and to his ^-^ s-sons, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +22:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 2-22:2 Speak u-unto Aawon and +to his ^-^ s-sons, that they sepawate themsewves fwom t-the h-howy things of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and that they pwofanye nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame in those +things which they hawwow u-unto me: I am t-the WOWD. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 Say u-unto t-them, Whosoevew he be of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw seed among youw +genyewations, that goeth u-unto t-the h-howy things, which t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew hawwow u-unto t-the WOWD, h-having his uncweannyess upon him, that +souw shaww be cut off fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwesence: I am t-the WOWD. + +22:4 What man soevew of t-the seed of Aawon is a wepew, ow hath a +wunnying issue; he shaww nyot e-eat of t-the h-howy things, untiw he be cwean. +And w-whoso toucheth any t-thing that is uncwean by t-the dead, ow a man +whose seed goeth fwom h-him; 2-22:5 Ow w-whosoevew toucheth any c-cweeping +thing, wheweby he may be m-made u-uncwean, ow a man of whom he may o(>ω<)o t-take +uncweannyess, whatsoevew uncweannyess he h-hath; 22:6 The souw which hath +touched any such shaww be uncwean untiw e-even, and shaww nyot e-eat of t-the +h-howy things, unwess he w-wash his fwesh with watew. + +22:7 And when t-the sun is down, he shaww be cwean, and shaww aftewwawd +e-eat of t-the h-howy things; because it is his food. + +22:8 That which dieth of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, ow is t-town with beasts, he shaww nyot +e-eat to defiwe himsewf t-thewewith; I am t-the WOWD. + +22:9 They shaww thewefowe keep minye owdinyance, west they beaw sin (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +it, and die thewefowe, if they pwofanye i-it: I t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do sanctify +them. + +22:10 Thewe shaww nyo stwangew e-eat of t-the h-howy thing: a sojouwnyew of +t-the pwiest, ow an h-hiwed s-sewvant, shaww nyot e-eat of t-the h-howy thing. + +22:11 But if t-the pwiest buy any souw with his monyey, he shaww e-eat of +it, and he that is bown in his house: they shaww e-eat of his meat. + +22:12 If t-the pwiest's daughtew awso be mawwied u-unto a s-stwangew, she +may nyot e-eat of an offewing of t-the h-howy things. + +22:13 But if t-the pwiest's daughtew be a widow, ow divowced, and have +nyo chiwd, and is wetuwnyed u-unto hew fathew's h-house, as in hew youth, +she shaww e-eat of hew fathew's meat: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo stwangew e-eat +t-theweof. + +22:14 And if a man e-eat of t-the h-howy t-thing unwittingwy, t-then he shaww +put t-the fifth pawt theweof u-unto it, and shaww g-give it u-unto t-the pwiest +with t-the h-howy thing. + +22:15 And they shaww nyot pwofanye t-the h-howy things of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, which they offew u-unto t-the WOWD; 22:16 Ow s-suffew t-them to beaw +t-the i-inyiquity of twespass, when they e-eat theiw h-howy things: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the +WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do sanctify them. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 22:18 Speak u-unto Aawon, +and to his ^-^ s-sons, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto +t-them, W-Whatsoevew he be of t-the house of I-Iswaew, ow of t-the stwangews in +I-Iswaew, that wiww offew his obwation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his vows, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +fweewiww offewings, which they wiww offew u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt +offewing; 22:19 Ye shaww offew a-at youw own wiww a m-mawe without +bwemish, of t-the b-beeves, of t-the sheep, ow of t-the goats. + +22:20 But whatsoevew hath a bwemish, that shaww ye nyot offew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it +shaww nyot be acceptabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +22:21 And w-whosoevew offeweth a sacwifice of peace offewings u-unto t-the +WOWD to accompwish his vow, ow a fweewiww offewing in beeves ow sheep, +it shaww be pewfect to be a-accepted; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish thewein. + +2-22:22 Bwind, ow bwoken, ow maimed, ow h-having a wen, ow scuwvy, ow +scabbed, ye shaww nyot offew these u-unto t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow make an offewing +by fiwe of t-them upon t-the awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +22:23 Eithew a buwwock ow a wamb that hath any t-thing supewfwuous ow +w-wacking in his pawts, that mayest t-thou offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fweewiww offewing; +but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a vow it shaww nyot be accepted. + +22:24 Ye shaww nyot offew u-unto t-the WOWD that which is bwuised, ow +c-cwushed, ow bwoken, ow c-cut; nyeithew shaww ye make any offewing theweof +in youw wand. + +22:25 N-Nyeithew fwom a s-stwangew's hand shaww ye offew t-the bwead of youw +God of any of t-these; because theiw cowwuption is in t-them, and +bwemishes be in (=`ω´=) t-them: they shaww nyot be accepted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +22:26 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 22:27 When a buwwock, ow +a sheep, ow a goat, is b-bwought fowth, t-then it shaww be seven days +undew t-the dam; and fwom t-the eighth day and thencefowth it shaww be +accepted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +22:28 And whethew it be c-cow, ow ewe, ye shaww nyot kiww it and hew +young both in onye d-day. + +22:29 And when ye wiww offew a sacwifice of thanksgiving u-unto t-the +WOWD, offew it a-at youw own wiww. + +22:30 On t-the same day it shaww be eaten up; ye shaww weave nyonye of it +untiw t-the mowwow: I am t-the WOWD. + +22:31 Thewefowe shaww ye keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: I am t-the +WOWD. + +22:32 N-Nyeithew shaww ye pwofanye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame; but I wiww be hawwowed +among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: I am t-the WOWD which hawwow y-you, 22:33 +That b-bwought you out of t-the wand of Egypt, to be youw G-God: I am t-the +WOWD. + +23:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 23:2 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, Concewnying t-the feasts of t-the +WOWD, which ye shaww pwocwaim to be h-howy convocations, even these awe +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-feasts. + +23:3 S-Six days shaww wowk be d-donye: but t-the seventh day is t-the sabbath +of west, an h-howy convocation; ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk thewein: it is t-the +sabbath of t-the WOWD in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings. + +23:4 These awe t-the feasts of t-the WOWD, even h-howy convocations, which +ye shaww pwocwaim in theiw s-seasons. + +23:5 In t-the fouwteenth day of t-the fiwst month a-at even is t-the WOWD's +passovew. + +23:6 And on t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the same month is t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of +unweavenyed bwead u-unto t-the WOWD: seven days ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must e-eat unweavenyed +bwead. + +2-23:7 In t-the fiwst day ye shaww have an h-howy convocation: ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do +nyo sewviwe wowk thewein. + +2-23:8 But ye shaww offew an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD seven +( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: in t-the seventh day is an h-howy convocation: ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo +sewviwe wowk thewein. + +23:9 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 23:10 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye be come into t-the wand +which I g-give u-unto y-you, and shaww w-weap t-the hawvest t-theweof, t-then ye +shaww bwing a sheaf of t-the fiwstfwuits of youw hawvest u-unto t-the +x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 23:11 And he shaww wave t-the sheaf befowe t-the WOWD, to be +accepted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: on t-the mowwow aftew t-the sabbath t-the pwiest shaww +wave it. + +23:12 And ye shaww offew that day when ye wave t-the sheaf an he wamb +without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish of t-the fiwst yeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +2-23:13 And t-the meat offewing theweof shaww be two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws of finye +fwouw mingwed with oiw, an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +sweet s-savouw: and t-the dwink offewing theweof shaww be of winye, t-the +fouwth pawt of an hin. + +23:14 And ye shaww e-eat nyeithew bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow pawched cown, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gween +eaws, untiw t-the sewfsame day that ye have b-bwought an offewing u-unto +youw G-God: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings. + +23:15 And ye shaww count u-unto you fwom t-the mowwow aftew t-the sabbath, +fwom t-the day that ye b-bwought t-the sheaf of t-the wave offewing; seven +sabbaths shaww be compwete: 23:16 Even u-unto t-the mowwow aftew t-the +seventh sabbath shaww ye (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew fifty days; and ye shaww offew a nyew +meat offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +23:17 Ye shaww bwing out of youw habitations two wave woaves of two +(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth (＾▽＾') d-deaws; they shaww be of finye fwouw; they shaww be baken with +weaven; they awe t-the fiwstfwuits u-unto t-the WOWD. + +23:18 And ye shaww offew with t-the bwead seven w-wambs without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish of +t-the fiwst y-yeaw, and onye young buwwock, and two wams: they shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, with theiw meat o-offewing, and theiw +dwink offewings, even an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of sweet savouw u-unto +t-the WOWD. + +23:19 T-Then ye shaww sacwifice onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, +and two w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace offewings. + +23:20 And t-the pwiest shaww wave t-them with t-the bwead of t-the fiwstfwuits +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD, with t-the two w-wambs: they shaww be +h-howy to t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiest. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And ye shaww pwocwaim on t-the sewfsame day, that it may be an +h-howy convocation u-unto you: ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk thewein: it +shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw +genyewations. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 And when ye w-weap t-the hawvest of youw wand, t-thou shawt nyot make +cwean (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-widdance of t-the c-cownyews of thy fiewd when t-thou weapest, nyeithew +shawt t-thou gathew any gweanying of thy hawvest: t-thou shawt weave t-them +u-unto t-the poow, and to t-the stwangew: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +23:23 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 23:24 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, In t-the seventh m-month, in t-the fiwst day of +t-the m-month, shaww ye have a sabbath, a memowiaw of bwowing of twumpets, +an h-howy c-convocation. + +23:25 Ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk thewein: but ye shaww offew an +offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +23:26 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 Awso on t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth +day of this seventh month (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a day of atonyement: it shaww +be an h-howy convocation u-unto you; and ye shaww affwict youw souws, and +offew an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +23:28 And ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk in that same day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a day of +atonyement, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you befowe t-the WOWD youw God. + +23:29 Fow whatsoevew souw it be that shaww nyot be affwicted in that +same day, he shaww be cut off fwom among his peopwe. + +o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And whatsoevew souw it be that doeth any wowk in that same day, +t-the same souw wiww I d-destwoy fwom among his peopwe. + +23:31 Ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo m-mannyew of wowk: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings. + +23:32 I-It shaww be u-unto you a sabbath of west, and ye shaww affwict +youw souws: in t-the nyinth day of t-the month a-at e-even, fwom even u-unto +e-even, shaww ye cewebwate youw sabbath. + +2-23:33 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 2-23:34 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, The f-fifteenth day of this seventh month +shaww be t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow seven days u-unto t-the WOWD. + +2-23:35 On t-the fiwst day shaww be an h-howy convocation: ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo +sewviwe wowk thewein. + +23:36 Seven days ye shaww offew an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the +WOWD: on t-the eighth day shaww be an h-howy convocation u-unto you; and ye +shaww offew an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD: it is a sowemn +assembwy; and ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk thewein. + +23:37 These awe t-the feasts of t-the WOWD, which ye shaww pwocwaim to be +h-howy convocations, to offew an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD, a +buwnt o-offewing, and a meat o-offewing, a sacwifice, and dwink offewings, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing upon his day: 23:38 Beside t-the sabbaths of t-the WOWD, and +beside youw gifts, and beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw vows, and beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw +fweewiww offewings, which ye g-give u-unto t-the WOWD. + +2-23:39 Awso in t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the seventh m-month, when ye have +gathewed in t-the fwuit of t-the wand, ye shaww keep a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the WOWD +seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: on t-the fiwst day shaww be a sabbath, and on t-the eighth day +shaww be a sabbath. + +2-23:40 And ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take you on t-the fiwst day t-the boughs of goodwy +twees, bwanches of (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, and t-the boughs of thick twees, and +wiwwows of t-the bwook; and ye shaww wejoice befowe t-the WOWD youw God +seven days. + +23:41 And ye shaww keep it a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the WOWD seven days in t-the +y-yeaw. + +I-It shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in youw genyewations: ye shaww cewebwate +it in t-the seventh m-month. + +23:42 Ye shaww dweww in booths seven days; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe Iswaewites +bown shaww dweww in booths: 23:43 That youw genyewations may knyow that +I m-made t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew to dweww in b-booths, when I b-bwought t-them +out of t-the wand of Egypt: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +23:44 And Moses d-decwawed u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew t-the feasts of t-the +WOWD. + +2-24:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 24:2 Command t-the chiwdwen +of I-Iswaew, that they bwing u-unto thee puwe oiw owive beaten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wight, to c-cause t-the wamps to buwn continyuawwy. + +24:3 Without t-the vaiw of t-the testimony, in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, shaww Aawon owdew it fwom t-the evenying u-unto t-the mownying +befowe t-the WOWD continyuawwy: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in youw +genyewations. + +2-24:4 He shaww owdew t-the wamps upon t-the puwe c-candwestick befowe t-the +WOWD continyuawwy. + +24:5 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take finye fwouw, and ;;w;; b-bake twewve c-cakes theweof: +two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws shaww be in onye cake. + +24:6 And t-thou shawt s-set t-them in two wows, six on a wow, upon t-the puwe +tabwe befowe t-the WOWD. + +24:7 And t-thou shawt put puwe fwankincense upon each wow, that it may +be on t-the bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a m-memowiaw, even an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the +WOWD. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 Evewy sabbath he shaww s-set it in owdew befowe t-the WOWD +c-continyuawwy, being taken fwom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew by an evewwasting +covenyant. + +24:9 And it shaww be Aawon's and his sons'; and they shaww e-eat it in +t-the h-howy p-pwace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is most h-howy u-unto him of t-the offewings of t-the +WOWD m-made by fiwe by a pewpetuaw statute. + +24:10 And t-the son of an Iswaewitish woman, whose o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was an +Egyptian, went out among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: and this son of t-the +Iswaewitish woman and a man of Iswaew stwove togethew in t-the camp; +24:11 And t-the Iswaewitish woman's son bwasphemed t-the nyame of t-the W-Wowd, +and cuwsed. And they b-bwought him u-unto Moses: (and his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame +w-was Shewomith, t-the daughtew of Dibwi, of t-the twibe of Dan:) 24:12 And +they put him in wawd, that t-the mind of t-the WOWD m-might be shewed them. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 24:14 Bwing fowth him +that hath cuwsed without t-the camp; and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that heawd him way +theiw h-hands upon his head, and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation stonye h-him. + +24:15 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, +Whosoevew cuwseth his God shaww beaw his sin. + +24:16 And he that bwasphemeth t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, he shaww suwewy be +put to d-death, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation shaww cewtainwy stonye him: as +w-weww t-the s-stwangew, as he that is bown in t-the wand, when he bwasphemeth +t-the nyame of t-the W-Wowd, shaww be put to death. + +24:17 And he that kiwweth any man shaww suwewy be put to death. + +24:18 And he that kiwweth a beast shaww make it good; beast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow beast. + +24:19 And if a man c-cause a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish in his nyeighbouw; as he hath donye, +so shaww it be donye to h-him; 24:20 Bweach (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bweach, eye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eye, +tooth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (O_O;) t-tooth: as he hath caused a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish in a ^.^ m-man, so shaww it be +donye to him again. + +24:21 And he that kiwweth a beast, he shaww westowe i-it: and he that +kiwweth a ^.^ m-man, he shaww be put to death. + +2-24:22 Ye shaww have onye m-mannyew of w-waw, as w-weww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, as +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye of youw own c-countwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +24:23 And Moses spake to t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they shouwd +bwing fowth him that h-had cuwsed out of t-the camp, and stonye him with +stonyes. And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +2-25:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in mount S-Sinyai, s-saying, 25:2 Speak +u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye come into t-the +wand which I g-give y-you, t-then shaww t-the wand keep a sabbath u-unto t-the +WOWD. + +25:3 S-Six yeaws t-thou shawt sow thy fiewd, and six yeaws t-thou shawt +pwunye thy v-vinyeyawd, and gathew in t-the fwuit t-theweof; 25:4 But in t-the +seventh yeaw shaww be a sabbath of w-west u-unto t-the wand, a sabbath (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the WOWD: t-thou shawt nyeithew sow thy fiewd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow pwunye thy vinyeyawd. + +25:5 That which g-gwoweth of its own accowd of thy hawvest t-thou shawt +nyot weap, nyeithew gathew t-the gwapes of thy vinye undwessed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a +yeaw of w-west u-unto t-the wand. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And t-the sabbath of t-the wand shaww be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy s-sewvant, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy maid, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy h-hiwed s-sewvant, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thy stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth with thee. + +25:7 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy cattwe, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the beast that awe in thy wand, shaww +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the incwease theweof be meat. + +25:8 And t-thou shawt (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew seven sabbaths of yeaws u-unto thee, seven +times seven yeaws; and t-the space of t-the seven sabbaths of yeaws shaww +be u-unto thee f-fowty and nyinye yeaws. + +25:9 T-Then shawt t-thou c-cause t-the twumpet of t-the j-jubiwe to s-sound on t-the +(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the seventh m-month, in t-the day of atonyement shaww ye make +t-the twumpet s-sound (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw wand. + +25:10 And ye shaww hawwow t-the f-fiftieth y-yeaw, and pwocwaim w-wibewty +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants theweof: it shaww be +a j-jubiwe u-unto you; and ye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his possession, +and ye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his famiwy. + +25:11 A-A j-jubiwe shaww that f-fiftieth yeaw be u-unto you: ye shaww nyot ( ~*-*)~ s-sow, +nyeithew w-weap that which g-gwoweth of itsewf in it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gathew t-the gwapes +in it of thy vinye undwessed. + +25:12 Fow it is t-the jubiwe; it shaww be h-howy u-unto you: ye shaww e-eat +t-the incwease theweof out of t-the fiewd. + +25:13 In t-the yeaw of this j-jubiwe ye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his +p-possession. + +25:14 And if t-thou seww ought u-unto thy nyeighbouw, ow buyest ought of +thy nyeighbouw's hand, ye shaww nyot o(>ω<)o o-oppwess onye anyothew: 25:15 +Accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of yeaws aftew t-the j-jubiwe t-thou shawt buy of +thy nyeighbouw, and a-accowding u-unto t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of yeaws of t-the fwuits he +shaww seww u-unto t-thee: 25:16 Accowding to t-the muwtitude of yeaws t-thou +shawt incwease t-the p-pwice t-theweof, and a-accowding to t-the fewnyess of +yeaws t-thou shawt diminyish t-the p-pwice of i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew +of t-the yeaws of t-the fwuits doth he seww u-unto thee. + +2-25:17 Ye shaww nyot thewefowe o(>ω<)o o-oppwess onye anyothew; but t-thou shawt f-feaw +thy God:fow I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +25:18 Whewefowe ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and (^-^*)/ d-do +t-them; and ye shaww dweww in t-the wand in safety. + +25:19 And t-the wand shaww yiewd hew f-fwuit, and ye shaww e-eat youw f-fiww, +and dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein in safety. + +25:20 And if ye shaww say, What shaww we e-eat t-the seventh yeaw? b-behowd, +we shaww nyot ( ~*-*)~ s-sow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gathew in ouw incwease: 25:21 T-Then I wiww +command o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwessing upon you in t-the sixth y-yeaw, and it shaww bwing +fowth fwuit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thwee yeaws. + +25:22 And ye shaww sow t-the eighth y-yeaw, and e-eat (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet of o-owd fwuit untiw +t-the nyinth yeaw; untiw hew fwuits come in ye shaww e-eat of t-the o-owd +stowe. + +25:23 The wand shaww nyot be sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand is minye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +ye awe stwangews and s-sojouwnyews with me. + +2-25:24 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of youw ^.^ p-possession ye shaww gwant a +~(>_<~) w-wedemption (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand. + +25:25 If thy b-bwothew be waxen poow, and hath sowd away s-some of his +possession, and if any of his kin come to wedeem it, t-then shaww he +wedeem that which his b-bwothew sowd. + +25:26 And if t-the man have nyonye to wedeem it, and himsewf be abwe to +wedeem it; 25:27 T-Then wet him count t-the yeaws of t-the sawe t-theweof, and +westowe t-the ovewpwus u-unto t-the man to whom he sowd it; that he may +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto his p-possession. + +25:28 But if he be nyot abwe to westowe it to him, t-then that which is +sowd shaww wemain in t-the hand of him that hath bought it untiw t-the +yeaw of jubiwe: and in t-the j-jubiwe it shaww go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and he shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +u-unto his p-possession. + +2-25:29 And if a man seww a dwewwing house in a wawwed city, t-then he may +wedeem it within a w-whowe yeaw aftew it is sowd; within a f-fuww yeaw may +he wedeem it. + +2-25:30 And if it be nyot wedeemed within t-the space of a f-fuww y-yeaw, t-then +t-the house that is in t-the wawwed city shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew to +him that bought it (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout his genyewations: it shaww nyot go out in +t-the j-jubiwe. + +25:31 But t-the houses of t-the v-viwwages which have nyo waww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about +t-them shaww be c-counted as t-the fiewds of t-the c-countwy: they may be +wedeemed, and they shaww go out in t-the j-jubiwe. + +25:32 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the c-cities of t-the W-Wevites, and t-the houses of t-the +c-cities of theiw possession, may t-the Wevites wedeem a-at any ^w^ t-time. + +25:33 And if a man puwchase of t-the W-Wevites, t-then t-the house that w-was +s-sowd, and t-the city of his possession, shaww go out in t-the yeaw of +jubiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the houses of t-the c-cities of t-the Wevites awe theiw +^.^ p-possession among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +25:34 But t-the fiewd of t-the s-subuwbs of theiw c-cities may nyot be sowd; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is theiw pewpetuaw p-possession. + +25:35 And if thy b-bwothew be waxen poow, and f-fawwen in decay with thee; +t-then t-thou shawt wewieve him: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-though he be a s-stwangew, ow a +sojouwnyew; that he may wive with thee. + +25:36 Take t-thou nyo u-usuwy of him, ow incwease: but f-feaw thy God; that +thy b-bwothew may wive with thee. + +25:37 T-Thou shawt nyot g-give him thy monyey upon usuwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wend him thy +v-victuaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-incwease. + +25:38 I am t-the WOWD youw G-God, which b-bwought you fowth out of t-the wand +of Egypt, to g-give you t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and to be youw God. + +25:39 And if thy b-bwothew that d-dwewweth by thee be waxen poow, and be +sowd u-unto thee; t-thou shawt nyot compew him to sewve as a bondsewvant: +25:40 But as an h-hiwed s-sewvant, and as a sojouwnyew, he shaww be with +thee, and shaww sewve thee u-unto t-the yeaw of j-jubiwe. + +25:41 And t-then shaww he depawt fwom thee, both he and his chiwdwen +with him, and shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto his own famiwy, and u-unto t-the +^.^ p-possession of his f-fathews shaww he wetuwn. + +25:42 Fow they awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvants, which I b-bwought fowth out of t-the wand +of Egypt: they shaww nyot be sowd as bondmen. + +(✧∀✧)/ 2-25:43 T-Thou shawt nyot w-wuwe o-ovew him with wigouw; but shawt f-feaw thy +God. + +2-25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which t-thou shawt have, +shaww be of t-the heathen that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about you; of t-them shaww ye buy +bondmen and bondmaids. + +2-25:45 Moweovew of t-the chiwdwen of t-the stwangews that (^-^*)/ d-do sojouwn among +y-you, of t-them shaww ye buy, and of theiw famiwies that awe with y-you, +which they begat in youw wand: and they shaww be youw p-possession. + +2-25:46 And ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-them as an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw chiwdwen aftew +y-you, to i-inhewit t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a possession; they shaww be youw bondmen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew: but o-ovew youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, ye shaww nyot w-wuwe +onye o-ovew anyothew with (*・ω・)ﾉ w-wigouw. + +25:47 And if a sojouwnyew ow stwangew wax wich by thee, and thy b-bwothew +that d-dwewweth by him wax poow, and seww himsewf u-unto t-the stwangew ow +sojouwnyew by thee, ow to t-the stock of t-the s-stwangew's f-famiwy: 2-25:48 +Aftew that he is sowd he may be wedeemed a-again; onye of his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +may wedeem him: 25:49 Eithew his uncwe, ow his u-uncwe's son, may wedeem +him, ow any that is nyigh of kin u-unto him of his f-famiwy may wedeem h-him; +ow if he be abwe, he may wedeem himsewf. + +25:50 And he shaww weckon with him that bought him fwom t-the yeaw that +he w-was sowd to him u-unto t-the yeaw of jubiwe: and t-the p-pwice of his sawe +shaww be a-accowding u-unto t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of yeaws, a-accowding to t-the time of +an h-hiwed sewvant shaww it be with h-him. + +2-25:51 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet many yeaws behind, a-accowding u-unto t-them he shaww +g-give again t-the p-pwice of his ~(>_<~) w-wedemption out of t-the monyey that he w-was +bought fow. + +25:52 And if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemain but f-few yeaws u-unto t-the yeaw of jubiwe, t-then +he shaww count with him, and a-accowding u-unto his yeaws shaww he g-give +him again t-the p-pwice of his w-wedemption. + +25:53 And as a yeawwy h-hiwed sewvant shaww he be with him: and t-the +othew shaww nyot w-wuwe with w-wigouw o-ovew him in thy sight. + +25:54 And if he be nyot wedeemed in these yeaws, t-then he shaww go out +in t-the yeaw of jubiwe, both he, and his chiwdwen with h-him. + +25:55 Fow u-unto m-me t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew awe sewvants; they awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants whom I b-bwought fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt: I am t-the WOWD +youw God. + +26:1 Ye shaww make you nyo idows (=`ω´=) n-nyow gwaven image, nyeithew w-weaw you up +a standing image, nyeithew shaww ye s-set up any i-image of stonye in youw +wand, to bow down u-unto i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +26:2 Ye shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, and wevewence o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy: I am t-the +WOWD. + +26:3 If ye wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them; +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 T-Then I wiww g-give you wain in d-due season, and t-the wand shaww yiewd +hew incwease, and t-the twees of t-the fiewd shaww yiewd theiw fwuit. + +26:5 And youw thweshing shaww w-weach u-unto t-the vintage, and t-the vintage +shaww w-weach u-unto t-the x3 s-sowing time: and ye shaww e-eat youw bwead to t-the +fuww, and dweww in youw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-safewy. + +26:6 And I wiww g-give peace in t-the wand, and ye shaww w-wie down, and +nyonye shaww make you afwaid: and I wiww wid eviw b-beasts out of t-the +wand, nyeithew shaww t-the s-swowd go thwough youw wand. + +26:7 And ye shaww c-chase youw >_> e-enyemies, and they shaww faww befowe you +by t-the swowd. + +26:8 And five of you shaww c-chase an h-hundwed, and an hundwed of you +shaww put t-ten t-thousand to fwight: and youw enyemies shaww faww befowe +you by t-the swowd. + +26:9 Fow I wiww have wespect u-unto y-you, and make you fwuitfuw, and +m-muwtipwy y-you, and estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with you. + +26:10 And ye shaww e-eat o-owd s-stowe, and bwing fowth t-the o-owd because of +t-the nyew. + +2-26:11 And I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe among you: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww nyot abhow +you. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 And I wiww wawk among y-you, and wiww be youw G-God, and ye shaww be +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +26:13 I am t-the WOWD youw G-God, which b-bwought you fowth out of t-the wand +of Egypt, that ye shouwd nyot be theiw b-bondmen; and I have bwoken t-the +bands of youw yoke, and m-made you go upwight. + +26:14 But if ye wiww nyot heawken u-unto me, and wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +commandments; 26:15 And if ye shaww despise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, ow if youw +souw abhow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, so that ye wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, +but that ye bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my covenyant: (*^.^*) 2-26:16 I awso wiww (^-^*)/ d-do this u-unto you; I +wiww even appoint o-ovew you tewwow, consumption, and t-the b-buwnying ague, +that shaww consume t-the eyes, and c-cause sowwow of (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and ye shaww +sow youw seed in vain, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw enyemies shaww e-eat it. + +26:17 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against y-you, and ye shaww be s-swain befowe +youw e-enyemies: they that hate you shaww weign o-ovew you; and ye shaww +fwee when nyonye puwsueth you. + +26:18 And if ye wiww nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this heawken u-unto me, t-then I wiww +punyish you seven times mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sins. + +26:19 And I wiww bweak t-the pwide of youw powew; and I wiww make youw +heaven as i-iwon, and youw eawth as bwass: 26:20 And youw stwength shaww +be spent in vain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw wand shaww nyot yiewd hew incwease, nyeithew +shaww t-the twees of t-the wand yiewd theiw fwuits. + +26:21 And if ye wawk contwawy u-unto me, and wiww nyot heawken u-unto m-me; I +wiww bwing seven times mowe pwagues upon you a-accowding to youw sins. + +26:22 I wiww awso send wiwd b-beasts among y-you, which shaww w-wob you of +youw c-chiwdwen, and d-destwoy youw cattwe, and make you f-few in nyumbew; +and youw high ways shaww be >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +26:23 And if ye wiww nyot be wefowmed by m-me by these things, but wiww +wawk contwawy u-unto m-me; 2-26:24 T-Then wiww I awso wawk contwawy u-unto y-you, +and wiww punyish you (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet seven times (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sins. + +2-26:25 And I wiww bwing a s-swowd upon y-you, that shaww avenge t-the quawwew +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my covenyant: and when ye awe gathewed togethew within youw cities, +I wiww send t-the pestiwence among you; and ye shaww be dewivewed into +t-the hand of t-the enyemy. + +2-26:26 And when I have bwoken t-the s-staff of youw bwead, t-ten w-women shaww +;;w;; b-bake youw bwead in onye oven, and they shaww d-dewivew you youw bwead +again by w-weight: and ye shaww eat, and nyot be s-satisfied. + +2-26:27 And if ye wiww nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this heawken u-unto me, but wawk +contwawy u-unto m-me; 2-26:28 T-Then I wiww wawk contwawy u-unto you awso in +fuwy; and I, even I, wiww chastise you seven times (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sins. + +26:29 And ye shaww e-eat t-the fwesh of youw ^-^ s-sons, and t-the fwesh of youw +daughtews shaww ye eat. + +26:30 And I wiww d-destwoy youw high pwaces, and cut down youw images, +and cast youw cawcases upon t-the cawcases of youw idows, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw +shaww abhow you. + +26:31 And I wiww make youw c-cities waste, and bwing youw sanctuawies +u-unto desowation, and I wiww nyot s-smeww t-the savouw of youw sweet odouws. + +26:32 And I wiww bwing t-the wand into desowation: and youw enyemies +which dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be astonyished a-at it. + +2-26:33 And I wiww scattew you among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and wiww d-dwaw out a +s-swowd aftew you: and youw wand shaww be d-desowate, and youw c-cities +waste. + +26:34 T-Then shaww t-the wand enjoy hew sabbaths, as wong as it wieth +d-desowate, and ye be in youw e-enyemies' wand; even t-then shaww t-the wand +west, and enjoy hew sabbaths. + +26:35 As wong as it wieth desowate it shaww west; because it did nyot +w-west in youw sabbaths, when ye d-dwewt upon it. + +26:36 And upon t-them that awe weft a-awive of you I wiww send a faintnyess +into theiw (x_x)V h-heawts in t-the wands of theiw enyemies; and t-the s-sound of a +shaken weaf shaww c-chase t-them; and they shaww fwee, as fweeing fwom a +swowd; and they shaww faww when nyonye puwsueth. + +26:37 And they shaww faww onye upon anyothew, as it wewe befowe a swowd, +when nyonye p-puwsueth: and ye shaww have nyo p-powew to stand befowe youw +enyemies. + +26:38 And ye shaww pewish among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and t-the wand of youw +enyemies shaww e-eat you (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +26:39 And they that awe weft of you shaww pinye away in theiw i-inyiquity +in youw e-enyemies' wands; and awso in t-the inyiquities of theiw f-fathews +shaww they pinye away with them. + +26:40 If they shaww confess theiw inyiquity, and t-the i-inyiquity of theiw +fathews, with theiw twespass which they twespassed against me, and +that awso they have wawked contwawy u-unto m-me; 26:41 And that I awso +have wawked contwawy u-unto t-them, and have b-bwought t-them into t-the wand of +theiw enyemies; if t-then theiw u-unciwcumcised (x_x)V h-heawts be humbwed, and they +t-then a-accept of t-the punyishment of theiw i-inyiquity: 26:42 T-Then wiww I +(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with Jacob, and awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with Isaac, and +awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with A-Abwaham wiww I wemembew; and I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the +wand. + +26:43 The wand awso shaww be weft of t-them, and shaww enjoy hew +sabbaths, whiwe she wieth desowate without (=`ω´=) t-them: and they shaww a-accept +of t-the punyishment of theiw i-inyiquity: because, even because they +(>_<) d-despised o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and because theiw souw a-abhowwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my statutes. + +26:44 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that, when they be in t-the wand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, +I wiww nyot cast t-them away, nyeithew wiww I abhow t-them, to d-destwoy t-them +uttewwy, and to bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD theiw +God. + +26:45 But I wiww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the c-covenyant of theiw +ancestows, whom I b-bwought fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt in t-the sight +of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, that I m-might be theiw G-God: I am t-the WOWD. + +26:46 These awe t-the s-statutes and judgments and w-waws, which t-the WOWD +m-made b-between him and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in mount (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai by t-the hand +of M-Moses. + +2-27:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 27:2 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When a man shaww make a +singuwaw vow, t-the p-pewsons shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD by thy (^人^) *cries* e-estimation. + +27:3 And thy estimation shaww be of t-the m-mawe fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd +even u-unto sixty yeaws o-owd, even thy estimation shaww be fifty shekews +of s-siwvew, aftew t-the shekew of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +27:4 And if it be a femawe, t-then thy estimation shaww be thiwty +shekews. + +27:5 And if it be fwom five yeaws o-owd even u-unto ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd, t-then +thy estimation shaww be of t-the m-mawe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty shekews, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-femawe +t-ten shekews. + +2-27:6 And if it be fwom a month o-owd even u-unto five yeaws o-owd, t-then thy +estimation shaww be of t-the m-mawe five shekews of s-siwvew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +f-femawe thy estimation shaww be thwee shekews of siwvew. + +2-27:7 And if it be fwom sixty yeaws o-owd and ＼(≧▽≦)／ *teleports behind you* a-above; if it be a m-mawe, +t-then thy estimation shaww be f-fifteen shekews, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-femawe t-ten +shekews. + +27:8 But if he be (☆▽☆) p-poowew than thy (≧◡≦) e-estimation, t-then he shaww pwesent +himsewf befowe t-the pwiest, and t-the pwiest shaww vawue h-him; a-accowding +to his abiwity that vowed shaww t-the pwiest vawue h-him. + +27:9 And if it be a beast, wheweof men bwing an offewing u-unto t-the +WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that any man giveth of such u-unto t-the WOWD shaww be howy. + +27:10 He shaww nyot awtew it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow change it, a g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a bad, ow a (＃￣ω￣) b-bad +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a good: and if he shaww a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww change beast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow beast, t-then it and +t-the exchange theweof shaww be howy. + +27:11 And if it be any uncwean beast, of which they (^-^*)/ d-do nyot offew a +sacwifice u-unto t-the WOWD, t-then he shaww pwesent t-the beast befowe t-the +x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 2-27:12 And t-the pwiest shaww vawue it, whethew it be g-good ow +bad: as t-thou vawuest it, who awt t-the pwiest, so shaww it be. + +27:13 But if he wiww a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wedeem it, t-then he shaww a-add a fifth pawt +theweof u-unto thy (^人^) *cries* e-estimation. + +2-27:14 And when a man shaww sanctify his house to be h-howy u-unto t-the +WOWD, t-then t-the pwiest shaww e-estimate it, whethew it be g-good ow bad: as +t-the pwiest shaww e-estimate it, so shaww it stand. + +27:15 And if he that sanctified it wiww wedeem his h-house, t-then he +shaww a-add t-the fifth pawt of t-the monyey of thy estimation u-unto it, and +it shaww be his. + +27:16 And if a man shaww sanctify u-unto t-the WOWD s-some pawt of a fiewd +of his possession, t-then thy estimation shaww be a-accowding to t-the seed +theweof: an h-homew of bawwey seed shaww be vawued a-at fifty shekews of +siwvew. + +27:17 If he sanctify his fiewd fwom t-the yeaw of jubiwe, a-accowding to +thy estimation it shaww stand. + +27:18 But if he sanctify his fiewd aftew t-the jubiwe, t-then t-the pwiest +shaww weckon u-unto him t-the monyey a-accowding to t-the yeaws that w-wemain, +even u-unto t-the yeaw of t-the jubiwe, and it shaww be a-abated fwom thy +(^人^) *cries* e-estimation. + +2-27:19 And if he that sanctified t-the fiewd wiww in any wise wedeem it, +t-then he shaww a-add t-the fifth pawt of t-the monyey of thy estimation u-unto +it, and it shaww be assuwed to h-him. + +2-27:20 And if he wiww nyot wedeem t-the fiewd, ow if he have sowd t-the +fiewd to anyothew ^.^ m-man, it shaww nyot be wedeemed any mowe. + +27:21 But t-the fiewd, when it goeth out in t-the jubiwe, shaww be h-howy +u-unto t-the WOWD, as a fiewd devoted; t-the ^.^ p-possession theweof shaww be t-the +pwiest's. + +2-27:22 And if a man sanctify u-unto t-the WOWD a fiewd which he hath +(☆ω☆) b-bought, which is nyot of t-the fiewds of his possession; 27:23 T-Then t-the +pwiest shaww weckon u-unto him t-the wowth of thy (≧◡≦) e-estimation, even u-unto +t-the yeaw of t-the jubiwe: and he shaww g-give thinye estimation in that +day, as a h-howy t-thing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +27:24 In t-the yeaw of t-the j-jubiwe t-the fiewd shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto him of +whom it w-was (☆ω☆) b-bought, even to him to whom t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the wand did +bewong. + +27:25 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy e-estimations shaww be a-accowding to t-the shekew of t-the +s-sanctuawy: ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty gewahs shaww be t-the shekew. + +27:26 Onwy t-the fiwstwing of t-the beasts, which shouwd be t-the WOWD's +f-fiwstwing, nyo man shaww sanctify it; whethew it be ox, ow sheep: it is +t-the W-WOWD's. + +27:27 And if it be of an uncwean beast, t-then he shaww wedeem it +a-accowding to thinye (≧◡≦) e-estimation, and shaww a-add a fifth pawt of it +theweto: ow if it be nyot wedeemed, t-then it shaww be sowd a-accowding to +thy (^人^) *cries* e-estimation. + +2-27:28 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding nyo d-devoted thing, that a man shaww devote u-unto +t-the WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-hath, both of man and beast, and of t-the fiewd +of his possession, shaww be sowd ow wedeemed: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy d-devoted t-thing is +most h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD. + +27:29 N-Nyonye devoted, which shaww be d-devoted of men, shaww be wedeemed; +but shaww suwewy be put to death. + +27:30 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tithe of t-the wand, whethew of t-the seed of t-the wand, +ow of t-the fwuit of t-the twee, is t-the WOWD's: it is h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD. + +27:31 And if a man wiww a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wedeem ought of his tithes, he shaww +a-add theweto t-the fifth pawt t-theweof. + +27:32 And c-concewnying t-the tithe of t-the hewd, ow of t-the f-fwock, even of +whatsoevew passeth undew t-the wod, t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth shaww be h-howy u-unto t-the +WOWD. + +27:33 He shaww nyot s-seawch whethew it be g-good ow bad, nyeithew shaww he +change i-it: and if he change it a-at a-aww, t-then both it and t-the change +theweof shaww be (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; it shaww nyot be wedeemed. + +2-27:34 These awe t-the commandments, which t-the WOWD commanded Moses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in mount Sinyai. + + + + +The Fouwth Book of Moses: C-Cawwed N-Nyumbews + + +1:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in t-the wiwdewnyess of S-Sinyai, in t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, on t-the fiwst day of t-the second m-month, +in t-the second yeaw aftew they wewe come out of t-the wand of Egypt, +s-saying, 1:2 Take ye t-the sum of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, aftew theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, with t-the +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of theiw nyames, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe by theiw powws; 1:3 Fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe abwe to go fowth to waw in Iswaew: +t-thou and Aawon shaww (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-them by theiw awmies. + +1:4 And with you (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a man of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +of t-the house of his fathews. + +1:5 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the men that shaww stand with you: of +t-the twibe of ╰(▔∀▔)╯ W-Weuben; E-Ewizuw t-the son of Shedeuw. + +1-1:6 O-Of Simeon; S-Shewumiew t-the son of Zuwishaddai. + +1:7 O-Of Judah; Nyahshon t-the son of Amminyadab. + +1:8 O-Of Issachaw; Nyethanyeew t-the son of Zuaw. + +1-1:9 O-Of Zebuwun; Ewiab t-the son of H-Hewon. + +1:10 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Joseph: of Ephwaim; Ewishama t-the son of +A-Ammihud: of Manyasseh; Gamawiew t-the son of Pedahzuw. + +1:11 O-Of Benjamin; Abidan t-the son of Gideonyi. + +1:12 O-Of Dan; Ahiezew t-the son of Ammishaddai. + +1:13 O-Of A-Ashew; Pagiew t-the son of Ocwan. + +1:14 O-Of G-Gad; Ewiasaph t-the son of Deuew. + +1:15 O-Of Nyaphtawi; Ahiwa t-the son of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *looks at you* E-Enyan. + +1:16 These wewe t-the wenyownyed of t-the congwegation, pwinces of t-the +twibes of theiw fathews, heads of thousands in Iswaew. + +1:17 And Moses and Aawon took these men which awe expwessed by theiw +nyames: 1:18 And they assembwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation togethew on t-the +fiwst day of t-the second m-month, and they d-decwawed theiw pedigwees aftew +theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew +of t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, by theiw powws. + +1:19 As t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so he nyumbewed t-them in t-the +wiwdewnyess of Sinyai. + +1:20 And t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, Iswaew's (・_・ヾ e-ewdest son, by theiw +genyewations, aftew theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, +a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the nyames, by theiw (☆ω☆) p-powws, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe fwom +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go fowth to waw; +1-1:21 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, +wewe f-fowty and six t-thousand and five hundwed. + +1:22 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, those that wewe nyumbewed of +t-them, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the nyames, by theiw (☆ω☆) p-powws, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe +fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go fowth to +waw; 1:23 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe of +S-Simeon, wewe fifty and nyinye t-thousand and thwee hundwed. + +1-1:24 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Gad, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go +fowth to waw; 1:25 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe +of Gad, wewe f-fowty and five t-thousand six hundwed and fifty. + +1:26 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go +fowth to waw; 1:27 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe +of Judah, wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and fouwteen t-thousand and six hundwed. + +1:28 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of I-Issachaw, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go +fowth to waw; 1:29 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe +of I-Issachaw, wewe fifty and fouw t-thousand and fouw hundwed. + +1:30 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go +fowth to waw; 1:31 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe +of Zebuwun, wewe fifty and seven t-thousand and fouw hundwed. + +1:32 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Joseph, nyamewy, of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim, by +theiw genyewations, aftew theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw +fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd +and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go fowth to waw; 1:33 Those that +wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe of Ephwaim, wewe f-fowty +t-thousand and five hundwed. + +1:34 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go +fowth to waw; 1:35 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe +of Manyasseh, wewe thiwty and two t-thousand and two hundwed. + +1:36 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go +fowth to waw; (o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe +of Benjamin, wewe thiwty and five t-thousand and fouw hundwed. + +(^人^) 1-1:38 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Dan, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go +fowth to waw; 1-1:39 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe +of Dan, wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and two t-thousand and seven hundwed. + +1:40 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go +fowth to waw; 1:41 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe +of Ashew, wewe f-fowty and onye t-thousand and five hundwed. + +1:42 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations, aftew +theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew +of t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to +go fowth to waw; 1:43 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the +twibe of Nyaphtawi, wewe fifty and thwee t-thousand and fouw hundwed. + +1:44 These awe those that wewe nyumbewed, which Moses and Aawon +nyumbewed, and t-the pwinces of I-Iswaew, being twewve m-men: each onye w-was +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of his fathews. + +1-1:45 S-So wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, +by t-the house of theiw fathews, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that wewe abwe to go fowth to waw in I-Iswaew; 1:46 Even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that +wewe nyumbewed wewe six hundwed t-thousand and thwee t-thousand and five +hundwed and fifty. + +1:47 But t-the Wevites aftew t-the twibe of theiw f-fathews wewe nyot +nyumbewed among them. + +1:48 Fow t-the WOWD h-had spoken u-unto Moses, s-saying, 1:49 Onwy t-thou shawt +nyot (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the twibe of Wevi, nyeithew o(>ω<)o t-take t-the sum of t-them among t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew: 1:50 But t-thou shawt appoint t-the Wevites o-ovew t-the +tabewnyacwe of testimony, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and o-ovew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that bewong to i-it: they shaww beaw t-the tabewnyacwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the vessews t-theweof; and they shaww m-minyistew u-unto it, and shaww e-encamp +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the tabewnyacwe. + +1:51 And when t-the tabewnyacwe setteth fowwawd, t-the Wevites shaww o(>ω<)o t-take +it down: and when t-the tabewnyacwe is to be pitched, t-the Wevites shaww +s-set it up: and t-the stwangew that cometh nyigh shaww be put to death. + +1:52 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww p-pitch theiw tents, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man by +his own camp, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man by his own s-standawd, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw +hosts. + +1:53 But t-the Wevites shaww p-pitch (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the tabewnyacwe of +testimony, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo wwath upon t-the c-congwegation of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew: and t-the Wevites shaww keep t-the chawge of t-the +tabewnyacwe of testimony. + +(＞ｍ＜) *moans* 1-1:54 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD +commanded Moses, so did they. + +2:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 2:2 Evewy +man of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww p-pitch by his own s-standawd, with +t-the ensign of theiw fathew's house: faw off about t-the tabewnyacwe of +t-the c-congwegation shaww they pitch. + +2-2:3 And on t-the east side towawd t-the wising of t-the sun shaww they of +t-the standawd of t-the camp of Judah p-pitch (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw awmies: and +Nyahshon t-the son of Amminyadab shaww be c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of +J-Judah. + +2:4 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and fouwteen t-thousand and six hundwed. + +2-2:5 And those that (^-^*)/ d-do p-pitch nyext u-unto him shaww be t-the twibe of +Issachaw: and Nyethanyeew t-the son of Zuaw shaww be c-captain of t-the +chiwdwen of Issachaw. + +2:6 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed t-theweof, wewe fifty and +fouw t-thousand and fouw hundwed. + +2-2:7 T-Then t-the twibe of Zebuwun: and Ewiab t-the son of Hewon shaww be +c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun. + +2:8 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed t-theweof, wewe fifty and +seven t-thousand and fouw hundwed. + +2-2:9 Aww that wewe nyumbewed in t-the camp of Judah wewe an hundwed +t-thousand and fouwscowe t-thousand and six t-thousand and fouw h-hundwed, +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw awmies. These shaww fiwst s-set f-fowth. + +2:10 On t-the south side shaww be t-the standawd of t-the camp of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben +a-accowding to theiw awmies: and t-the c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben +shaww be E-Ewizuw t-the son of Shedeuw. + +2-2:11 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed t-theweof, wewe f-fowty +and six t-thousand and five hundwed. + +2:12 And those which p-pitch by him shaww be t-the twibe of S-Simeon: and +t-the c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon shaww be S-Shewumiew t-the son of +Zuwishaddai. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe fifty +and nyinye t-thousand and thwee hundwed. + +2:14 T-Then t-the twibe of Gad: and t-the c-captain of t-the sons of Gad shaww +be Ewiasaph t-the son of Weuew. + +2:15 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe f-fowty +and five t-thousand and six hundwed and fifty. + +2:16 Aww that wewe nyumbewed in t-the camp of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben wewe an hundwed +t-thousand and fifty and onye t-thousand and fouw hundwed and fifty, +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw awmies. And they shaww s-set fowth in t-the second wank. + +2:17 T-Then t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation shaww s-set fowwawd with +t-the camp of t-the Wevites in t-the m-midst of t-the camp: as they encamp, so +shaww they s-set fowwawd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his pwace by theiw standawds. + +2:18 On t-the west side shaww be t-the standawd of t-the camp of Ephwaim +a-accowding to theiw awmies: and t-the c-captain of t-the sons of Ephwaim +shaww be Ewishama t-the son of Ammihud. + +2:19 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe f-fowty +t-thousand and five hundwed. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And by him shaww be t-the twibe of Manyasseh: and t-the c-captain of t-the +chiwdwen of Manyasseh shaww be Gamawiew t-the son of Pedahzuw. + +2:21 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe thiwty +and two t-thousand and two hundwed. + +2:22 T-Then t-the twibe of Benjamin: and t-the c-captain of t-the sons of +Benjamin shaww be Abidan t-the son of Gideonyi. + +2:23 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe thiwty +and five t-thousand and fouw hundwed. + +2:24 Aww that wewe nyumbewed of t-the camp of Ephwaim wewe an hundwed +t-thousand and eight t-thousand and an h-hundwed, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw awmies. +And they shaww go fowwawd in t-the thiwd wank. + +2:25 The standawd of t-the camp of Dan shaww be on t-the nyowth side by +theiw awmies: and t-the c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of Dan shaww be Ahiezew +t-the son of Ammishaddai. + +2:26 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and two t-thousand and seven hundwed. + +(^ω~) 2-2:27 And those that e-encamp by him shaww be t-the twibe of Ashew: and t-the +c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew shaww be Pagiew t-the son of Ocwan. + +2:28 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe f-fowty +and onye t-thousand and five hundwed. + +2:29 T-Then t-the twibe of Nyaphtawi: and t-the c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of +Nyaphtawi shaww be Ahiwa t-the son of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *looks at you* E-Enyan. + +2:30 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe fifty +and thwee t-thousand and fouw hundwed. + +2:31 Aww they that wewe nyumbewed in t-the camp of Dan wewe an hundwed +t-thousand and fifty and seven t-thousand and six hundwed. They shaww go +hindmost with theiw standawds. + +2:32 These awe those which wewe nyumbewed of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew by +t-the house of theiw fathews: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the camps +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw hosts wewe six hundwed t-thousand and thwee t-thousand +and five hundwed and fifty. + +2:33 But t-the Wevites wewe nyot nyumbewed among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; +as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +2:34 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD +commanded Moses: so they (✯◡✯) p-pitched by theiw s-standawds, and so they s-set +fowwawd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye aftew theiw famiwies, a-accowding to t-the house of +theiw fathews. + +3-3:1 These awso awe t-the genyewations of Aawon and Moses in t-the day that +t-the WOWD spake with Moses in mount Sinyai. + +3:2 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the sons of A-Aawon; Nyadab t-the f-fiwstbown, +and Abihu, Eweazaw, and Ithamaw. + +3-3:3 These awe t-the nyames of t-the sons of Aawon, t-the pwiests which wewe +anyointed, whom he consecwated to m-minyistew in t-the pwiest's office. + +3:4 And Nyadab and Abihu died befowe t-the WOWD, when they offewed +s-stwange fiwe befowe t-the WOWD, in t-the wiwdewnyess of S-Sinyai, and they h-had +nyo chiwdwen: and Eweazaw and I-Ithamaw minyistewed in t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office +in t-the sight of Aawon theiw fathew. + +3:5 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-3:6 Bwing t-the twibe of Wevi +nyeaw, and pwesent t-them befowe Aawon t-the pwiest, that they may m-minyistew +u-unto h-him. + +3:7 And they shaww keep his c-chawge, and t-the chawge of t-the w-whowe +c-congwegation befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the +sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe. + +3:8 And they shaww keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the instwuments of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, and t-the chawge of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the +sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe. + +3-3:9 And t-thou shawt g-give t-the Wevites u-unto Aawon and to his sons: they +awe whowwy given u-unto him out of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +3:10 And t-thou shawt appoint Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, and they shaww wait on +theiw pwiest's office: and t-the stwangew that cometh nyigh shaww be put +to death. + +3:11 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3:12 And I, b-behowd, I have +taken t-the Wevites fwom among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew instead of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +fiwstbown that openyeth t-the m-matwix among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: +thewefowe t-the Wevites shaww be minye; 3:13 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown +awe minye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow on t-the day that I smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in t-the wand of +Egypt I hawwowed u-unto m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in I-Iswaew, both man and +beast: minye shaww they be: I am t-the WOWD. + +3:14 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in t-the wiwdewnyess of S-Sinyai, s-saying, +3:15 N-Nyumbew t-the chiwdwen of Wevi aftew t-the house of theiw fathews, by +theiw famiwies: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe fwom a month o-owd and upwawd shawt t-thou +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew them. + +3:16 And Moses nyumbewed t-them a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, as he +w-was c-commanded. + +3:17 And these wewe t-the sons of Wevi by theiw nyames; Gewshon, and +Kohath, and Mewawi. + +3:18 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the sons of G-Gewshon by theiw famiwies; +Wibnyi, and Shimei. + +3:19 And t-the sons of Kohath by theiw famiwies; Amwam, and Izehaw, +Hebwon, and U-Uzziew. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And t-the sons of M-Mewawi by theiw famiwies; Mahwi, and Mushi. These +awe t-the famiwies of t-the Wevites a-accowding to t-the house of theiw +fathews. + +3:21 O-Of G-Gewshon w-was t-the f-famiwy of t-the Wibnyites, and t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Shimites: these awe t-the famiwies of t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ G-Gewshonyites. + +3-3:22 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the mawes, fwom a month o-owd and upwawd, even those that wewe nyumbewed +of t-them wewe seven t-thousand and five hundwed. + +3:23 The famiwies of t-the Gewshonyites shaww p-pitch behind t-the tabewnyacwe +westwawd. + +3:24 And t-the chief of t-the house of t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the Gewshonyites shaww +be Ewiasaph t-the son of Waew. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 And t-the chawge of t-the sons of G-Gewshon in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation shaww be t-the tabewnyacwe, and t-the tent, t-the covewing +t-theweof, and t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, 3:26 And t-the hangings of t-the couwt, and t-the cuwtain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the doow of t-the couwt, which is by t-the tabewnyacwe, and by t-the awtaw +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and t-the c-cowds of it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice t-theweof. + +3-3:27 And of Kohath w-was t-the f-famiwy of t-the A-Amwamites, and t-the f-famiwy of +t-the Izehawites, and t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hebwonyites, and t-the f-famiwy of +t-the ต(=ω=)ต *blushes* U-Uzziewites: these awe t-the famiwies of t-the Kohathites. + +3:28 In t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mawes, fwom a month o-owd and upwawd, wewe +eight t-thousand and six h-hundwed, keeping t-the chawge of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +3-3:29 The famiwies of t-the sons of Kohath shaww p-pitch on t-the side of t-the +tabewnyacwe southwawd. + +3:30 And t-the chief of t-the house of t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the famiwies of t-the +Kohathites shaww be Ewizaphan t-the son of U-Uzziew. + +3:31 And theiw chawge shaww be t-the awk, and t-the tabwe, and t-the +candwestick, and t-the awtaws, and t-the vessews of t-the sanctuawy +whewewith they minyistew, and t-the hanging, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice t-theweof. + +3:32 And Eweazaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest shaww be chief o-ovew t-the +chief of t-the W-Wevites, and have t-the ovewsight of t-them that keep t-the +chawge of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +3:33 O-Of M-Mewawi w-was t-the f-famiwy of t-the Mahwites, and t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Mushites: these awe t-the famiwies of Mewawi. + +3:34 And those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mawes, fwom a month o-owd and upwawd, wewe six t-thousand and two +hundwed. + +3:35 And t-the chief of t-the house of t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the famiwies of +M-Mewawi w-was Z-Zuwiew t-the son of Abihaiw: these shaww p-pitch on t-the side of +t-the tabewnyacwe n-nyowthwawd. + +3:36 And undew t-the custody and chawge of t-the sons of M-Mewawi shaww be +t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the tabewnyacwe, and t-the baws t-theweof, and t-the piwwaws +t-theweof, and t-the sockets t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that (・_・ヾ s-sewveth t-theweto, 3:37 And t-the piwwaws of t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, +and theiw sockets, and theiw pins, and theiw c-cowds. + +3-3:38 But those that e-encamp befowe t-the tabewnyacwe towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, even +befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation eastwawd, shaww be Moses, +and Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, keeping t-the chawge of t-the sanctuawy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +chawge of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; and t-the stwangew that cometh nyigh +shaww be put to death. + +3:39 Aww that wewe nyumbewed of t-the W-Wevites, which Moses and Aawon +nyumbewed a-at t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw famiwies, +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mawes fwom a month o-owd and upwawd, wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two +thousand. + +3:40 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, N-Nyumbew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown of t-the +mawes of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom a month o-owd and upwawd, and o(>ω<)o t-take +t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of theiw n-nyames. + +3-3:41 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the Wevites (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me (I am t-the WOWD) instead of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; and t-the cattwe of t-the +Wevites instead of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fiwstwings among t-the cattwe of t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew. + +3:42 And Moses nyumbewed, as t-the WOWD commanded him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown +among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +3:43 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown mawes by t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of nyames, fwom a month +o-owd and upwawd, of those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and +two t-thousand two hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and thiwteen. + +3:44 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-3:45 Take t-the Wevites +instead of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and t-the +cattwe of t-the Wevites instead of theiw c-cattwe; and t-the Wevites shaww +be minye: I am t-the WOWD. + +o(≧▽≦)o 3-3:46 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those that awe to be wedeemed of t-the two hundwed and +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and thiwteen of t-the fiwstbown of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, +which awe mowe than t-the Wevites; 3:47 T-Thou shawt even o(>ω<)o t-take five +shekews a-apiece by t-the poww, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy shawt +t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take (=`ω´=) t-them: (-(the shekew is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty gewahs:) 3:48 And t-thou shawt +g-give t-the monyey, whewewith t-the odd (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them is to be wedeemed, +u-unto Aawon and to his sons. + +3-3:49 And Moses took t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption monyey of t-them that wewe o-ovew and +a-above t-them that wewe wedeemed by t-the Wevites: 3:50 O-Of t-the fiwstbown of +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew took he t-the m-monyey; a t-thousand thwee hundwed and +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and five shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy: 3-3:51 +And Moses gave t-the monyey of t-them that wewe wedeemed u-unto Aawon and to +his ^-^ s-sons, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, as t-the WOWD commanded +M-Moses. + +4:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 4-4:2 Take t-the +sum of t-the sons of Kohath fwom among t-the sons of Wevi, aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, 4:3 Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd and +upwawd even untiw fifty yeaws o-owd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that entew into t-the host, to (^-^*)/ d-do +t-the wowk in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +4-4:4 This shaww be t-the sewvice of t-the sons of Kohath in t-the tabewnyacwe +of t-the congwegation, about t-the most h-howy things: 4-4:5 And when t-the camp +setteth fowwawd, Aawon shaww come, and his ^-^ s-sons, and they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take +down t-the covewing v-vaiw, and covew t-the awk of t-testimony with i-it: 4:6 +And shaww put theweon t-the covewing of badgews' skins, and shaww spwead +o-ovew it a cwoth whowwy of bwue, and shaww put in t-the staves t-theweof. + +4:7 And upon t-the tabwe of shewbwead they shaww spwead a cwoth of bwue, +and put theweon t-the dishes, and t-the spoons, and t-the bowws, and covews +to covew withaw: and t-the c-continyuaw bwead shaww be theweon: 4-4:8 And +they shaww spwead upon t-them a cwoth of scawwet, and covew t-the same +with a covewing of badgews' skins, and shaww put in t-the staves +t-theweof. + +4:9 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take a cwoth of bwue, and covew t-the c-candwestick of +t-the wight, and his wamps, and his tongs, and his snyuffdishes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the oiw vessews t-theweof, whewewith they m-minyistew u-unto i-it: 4:10 And +they shaww put it and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews theweof within a covewing of +badgews' skins, and shaww put it upon a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *looks at you* b-baw. + +4:11 And upon t-the gowden awtaw they shaww spwead a cwoth of bwue, and +covew it with a covewing of badgews' skins, and shaww put to t-the +staves theweof: 4:12 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the instwuments of +minyistwy, whewewith they m-minyistew in t-the s-sanctuawy, and put t-them in a +cwoth of bwue, and covew t-them with a covewing of badgews' skins, and +shaww put t-them on a baw: 4:13 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the ashes fwom +t-the awtaw, and spwead a puwpwe cwoth theweon: 4:14 And they shaww put +upon it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, whewewith they m-minyistew about it, +even t-the c-censews, t-the fweshhooks, and t-the shovews, and t-the basons, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the vessews of t-the awtaw; and they shaww spwead upon it a covewing of +badgews' skins, and put to t-the staves of it. + +4:15 And when Aawon and his sons have m-made an end of covewing t-the +s-sanctuawy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the s-sanctuawy, as t-the camp is to s-set +fowwawd; aftew that, t-the sons of Kohath shaww come to beaw i-it: but +they shaww nyot touch any h-howy thing, west they die. These things awe +t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the sons of Kohath in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation. + +4:16 And to t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of Eweazaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest +p-pewtainyeth t-the oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight, and t-the sweet incense, and t-the daiwy +meat o-offewing, and t-the anyointing oiw, and t-the ovewsight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +tabewnyacwe, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein is, in t-the s-sanctuawy, and in t-the +vessews t-theweof. + +4:17 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon s-saying, 4-4:18 (O.O) C-Cut ye +nyot off t-the twibe of t-the famiwies of t-the Kohathites fwom among t-the +Wevites: 4:19 But thus (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them, that they may wive, and nyot die, +when they appwoach u-unto t-the most h-howy things: Aawon and his sons shaww +go in, and appoint t-them {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his sewvice and to his buwden: +4:20 But they shaww nyot go in to s-see when t-the h-howy things awe ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, +west they die. + +4:21 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 4:22 Take awso t-the sum of +t-the sons of Gewshon, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the houses of theiw fathews, by theiw +famiwies; 4:23 Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd and upwawd untiw fifty yeaws o-owd +shawt t-thou (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-them; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that entew in to pewfowm t-the sewvice, to +(^-^*)/ d-do t-the wowk in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +4:24 This is t-the sewvice of t-the famiwies of t-the Gewshonyites, to sewve, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwdens: 4:25 And they shaww beaw t-the cuwtains of t-the +tabewnyacwe, and t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, his covewing, and +t-the covewing of t-the badgews' skins that is a-above upon it, and t-the +hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, 4:26 And +t-the hangings of t-the couwt, and t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the gate of +t-the couwt, which is by t-the tabewnyacwe and by t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, +and theiw c-cowds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the instwuments of theiw sewvice, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that is m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: so shaww they sewve. + +4:27 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the a-appointment of Aawon and his sons shaww be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice +of t-the sons of t-the Gewshonyites, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw b-buwdens, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +sewvice: and ye shaww appoint u-unto t-them in chawge (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw b-buwdens. + +4:28 This is t-the sewvice of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of G-Gewshon in t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and theiw chawge shaww be undew t-the +hand of I-Ithamaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest. + +4:29 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sons of Mewawi, t-thou shawt (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-them aftew theiw +famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews; 4:30 Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd +and upwawd even u-unto fifty yeaws o-owd shawt t-thou (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-them, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +that enteweth into t-the sewvice, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the wowk of t-the tabewnyacwe of +t-the c-congwegation. + +4-4:31 And this is t-the chawge of theiw buwden, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +sewvice in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation; t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the +tabewnyacwe, and t-the baws t-theweof, and t-the piwwaws t-theweof, and sockets +t-theweof, 4:32 And t-the piwwaws of t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and theiw +sockets, and theiw pins, and theiw c-cowds, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw instwuments, +and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw sewvice: and by nyame ye shaww weckon t-the +instwuments of t-the chawge of theiw b-buwden. + +4:33 This is t-the sewvice of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of Mewawi, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw sewvice, in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, +undew t-the hand of I-Ithamaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest. + +4:34 And Moses and Aawon and t-the chief of t-the c-congwegation nyumbewed +t-the sons of t-the Kohathites aftew theiw famiwies, and aftew t-the house +of theiw fathews, 4:35 Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd and upwawd even u-unto +fifty yeaws o-owd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that enteweth into t-the sewvice, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wowk in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 4:36 And those that wewe +nyumbewed of t-them by theiw famiwies wewe two t-thousand seven hundwed and +fifty. + +4:37 These wewe they that wewe nyumbewed of t-the famiwies of t-the +Kohathites, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that m-might (^-^*)/ d-do sewvice in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, which Moses and Aawon did (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew a-accowding to t-the +commandment of t-the WOWD by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +4-4:38 And those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the sons of Gewshon, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout +theiw famiwies, and by t-the house of theiw fathews, (*^‿^*) 4-4:39 Fwom thiwty +yeaws o-owd and upwawd even u-unto fifty yeaws o-owd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that +enteweth into t-the sewvice, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, 4:40 Even those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout +theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, wewe two t-thousand and +six hundwed and t-thiwty. + +4:41 These awe they that wewe nyumbewed of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of +Gewshon, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that m-might (^-^*)/ d-do sewvice in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, whom Moses and Aawon did (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew a-accowding to t-the +commandment of t-the WOWD. + +4-4:42 And those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of +Mewawi, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, 4:43 +Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd and upwawd even u-unto fifty yeaws o-owd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +that enteweth into t-the sewvice, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 4-4:44 Even those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them aftew theiw +famiwies, wewe thwee t-thousand and two hundwed. + +4-4:45 These be those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of +Mewawi, whom Moses and Aawon nyumbewed a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the +WOWD by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +4:46 Aww those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the W-Wevites, whom Moses and Aawon +and t-the chief of Iswaew nyumbewed, aftew theiw famiwies, and aftew t-the +house of theiw fathews, 4-4:47 Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd and upwawd even +u-unto fifty yeaws o-owd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that came to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the +minyistwy, and t-the sewvice of t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation. + +4:48 Even those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe eight t-thousand and +five hundwed and fouwscowe, 4:49 Accowding to t-the commandment of t-the +WOWD they wewe nyumbewed by t-the hand of Moses, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-accowding to +his sewvice, and a-accowding to his buwden: thus wewe they nyumbewed of +him, as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +5:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 5-5:2 Command t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, that they put out of t-the camp {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wepew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that +hath an issue, and w-whosoevew is defiwed by t-the dead: 5:3 Both m-mawe and +f-femawe shaww ye put (* ^ ω ^) o-out, without t-the camp shaww ye put t-them; that they +defiwe nyot theiw camps, in t-the m-midst wheweof I dweww. + +5:4 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did so, and put t-them out without t-the +camp: as t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, so did t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +5:5 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 5:6 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen +of I-Iswaew, When a man ow woman shaww commit any sin that men commit, +to (^-^*)/ d-do a twespass against t-the WOWD, and that pewson be guiwty; 5:7 T-Then +they shaww confess theiw sin which they have d-donye: and he shaww +wecompense his twespass with t-the pwincipaw t-theweof, and a-add u-unto it +t-the fifth pawt t-theweof, and g-give it u-unto him against whom he hath +twespassed. + +5:8 But if t-the man have nyo kinsman to wecompense t-the twespass u-unto, +wet t-the twespass be >_< w-wecompensed u-unto t-the WOWD, even to t-the pwiest; +beside t-the wam of t-the atonyement, wheweby an atonyement shaww be m-made +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +5:9 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy offewing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-howy things of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, which they bwing u-unto t-the pwiest, shaww be his. + +5:10 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's hawwowed things shaww be his: whatsoevew any man +giveth t-the pwiest, it shaww be his. + +5:11 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 5:12 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, If any man's wife go aside, and +commit a twespass against him, 5-5:13 And a man w-wie with hew cawnyawwy, +and it be hid fwom t-the eyes of hew husband, and be kept c-cwose, and she +be defiwed, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo witnyess against hew, nyeithew she be taken +with t-the mannyew; 5:14 And t-the spiwit of jeawousy come upon him, and he +be jeawous of his wife, and she be defiwed: ow if t-the spiwit of +jeawousy come upon him, and he be jeawous of his wife, and she be nyot +defiwed: 5:15 T-Then shaww t-the man bwing his wife u-unto t-the pwiest, and +he shaww bwing hew offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of an ephah of +bawwey m-meaw; he shaww p-pouw nyo oiw upon it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow put fwankincense +theweon; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is an offewing of jeawousy, an offewing of m-memowiaw, +bwinging i-inyiquity to wemembwance. + +5:16 And t-the pwiest shaww bwing hew nyeaw, and s-set hew befowe t-the WOWD: +5:17 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howy w-watew in an eawthen vessew; and of +t-the dust that is in t-the fwoow of t-the tabewnyacwe t-the pwiest shaww take, +and put it into t-the watew: 5:18 And t-the pwiest shaww s-set t-the woman +befowe t-the WOWD, and uncovew t-the woman's head, and put t-the offewing of +memowiaw in hew hands, which is t-the jeawousy o-offewing: and t-the pwiest +shaww have in his hand t-the bittew w-watew that causeth t-the cuwse: 5:19 +And t-the pwiest shaww chawge hew by an o-oath, and say u-unto t-the woman, If +nyo man have wain with thee, and if t-thou hast nyot gonye aside to +uncweannyess with anyothew instead of thy husband, be t-thou fwee fwom +this bittew w-watew that causeth t-the cuwse: 5:20 But if t-thou hast gonye +aside to anyothew instead of thy husband, and if t-thou be defiwed, and +s-some man have wain with thee beside thinye husband: 5:21 T-Then t-the +pwiest shaww chawge t-the woman with an o-oath of cuwsing, and t-the pwiest +shaww say u-unto t-the woman, The WOWD make thee a (O_O;) c-cuwse and an o-oath among +thy p-peopwe, when t-the WOWD doth make thy thigh to wot, and thy bewwy to +sweww; 5:22 And this w-watew that causeth t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse shaww go into thy +bowews, to make thy bewwy to (＞ｍ＜) s-sweww, and thy thigh to wot: And t-the +woman shaww say, Amen, amen. + +5:23 And t-the pwiest shaww wwite these cuwses in a b-book, and he shaww +bwot t-them out with t-the bittew watew: 5-5:24 And he shaww c-cause t-the woman +to dwink t-the bittew w-watew that causeth t-the cuwse: and t-the w-watew that +causeth t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse shaww entew into hew, and become bittew. + +5:25 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the jeawousy offewing out of t-the +woman's hand, and shaww wave t-the offewing befowe t-the WOWD, and offew +it upon t-the a-awtaw: 5:26 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take an handfuw of t-the +o-offewing, even t-the memowiaw t-theweof, and buwn it upon t-the awtaw, and +aftewwawd shaww c-cause t-the woman to dwink t-the watew. + +5:27 And when he hath m-made hew to dwink t-the watew, t-then it shaww come +to pass, that, if she be defiwed, and have donye twespass against hew +husband, that t-the w-watew that causeth t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse shaww entew into hew, +and become bittew, and hew bewwy shaww (＞ｍ＜) s-sweww, and hew thigh shaww wot: +and t-the woman shaww be a (O_O;) c-cuwse among hew peopwe. + +5:28 And if t-the woman be nyot defiwed, but be cwean; t-then she shaww be +fwee, and shaww conceive seed. + +5-5:29 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of jeawousies, when a wife goeth aside to anyothew +instead of hew husband, and is defiwed; 5:30 Ow when t-the spiwit of +jeawousy cometh upon him, and he be jeawous o-ovew his wife, and shaww +s-set t-the woman befowe t-the WOWD, and t-the pwiest shaww execute upon hew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this waw. + +5:31 T-Then shaww t-the man be (o´∀`o) g-guiwtwess fwom inyiquity, and this woman +shaww beaw hew inyiquity. + +6-6:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:2 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen +of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When eithew man ow woman shaww sepawate +themsewves to vow a vow of a N-Nyazawite, to sepawate themsewves u-unto t-the +WOWD: 6:3 He shaww sepawate himsewf fwom winye and stwong dwink, and +shaww dwink nyo vinyegaw of winye, ow vinyegaw of stwong dwink, nyeithew +shaww he dwink any wiquow of g-gwapes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow e-eat (つ✧ω✧)つ m-moist g-gwapes, ow dwied. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Aww t-the days of his sepawation shaww he e-eat nyothing that is m-made +of t-the vinye twee, fwom t-the kewnyews even to t-the husk. + +6:5 Aww t-the days of t-the vow of his sepawation (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo w-wazow +come upon his head: untiw t-the days be fuwfiwwed, in t-the which he +sepawateth himsewf u-unto t-the WOWD, he shaww be howy, and shaww wet t-the +wocks of t-the haiw of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head g-gwow. + +6:6 Aww t-the days that he sepawateth himsewf u-unto t-the WOWD he shaww +come a-at nyo dead body. + +6:7 He shaww nyot make himsewf uncwean (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fathew, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +mothew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his bwothew, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sistew, when they die: because t-the +(;;;*_*) c-consecwation of his God is upon his head. + +6:8 Aww t-the days of his sepawation he is h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD. + +6:9 And if any man die vewy suddenwy by him, and he hath defiwed t-the +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his consecwation; t-then he shaww shave his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in t-the day of +his c-cweansing, on t-the seventh day shaww he shave it. + +6:10 And on t-the eighth day he shaww bwing two tuwtwes, ow two young +pigeons, to t-the pwiest, to t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +(=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 6:11 And t-the pwiest shaww offew t-the onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin +o-offewing, and t-the othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, and make an atonyement +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that he sinnyed by t-the dead, and shaww hawwow his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +that same d-day. + +6:12 And he shaww consecwate u-unto t-the WOWD t-the days of his sepawation, +and shaww bwing a wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass o-offewing: but +t-the days that wewe befowe shaww be w-wost, because his sepawation w-was +defiwed. + +6:13 And this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the N-Nyazawite, when t-the days of his +sepawation awe fuwfiwwed: he shaww be b-bwought u-unto t-the doow of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 6:14 And he shaww offew his offewing +u-unto t-the WOWD, onye he wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +buwnt o-offewing, and onye ewe wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a sin o-offewing, and onye wam without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace offewings, 6:15 +And a basket of unweavenyed bwead, c-cakes of finye fwouw mingwed with +oiw, and wafews of unweavenyed bwead anyointed with oiw, and theiw meat +o-offewing, and theiw dwink offewings. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And t-the pwiest shaww bwing t-them befowe t-the WOWD, and shaww offew +his sin o-offewing, and his buwnt o-offewing: 6-6:17 And he shaww offew t-the +wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace offewings u-unto t-the WOWD, with t-the basket +of unweavenyed bwead: t-the pwiest shaww offew awso his meat o-offewing, +and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +6:18 And t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite shaww shave t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his sepawation a-at t-the +doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the haiw of +t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his sepawation, and put it in t-the fiwe which is undew t-the +sacwifice of t-the peace offewings. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the sodden shouwdew of t-the wam, and onye +unweavenyed c-cake out of t-the basket, and onye unweavenyed wafew, and shaww +put t-them upon t-the h-hands of t-the N-Nyazawite, aftew t-the haiw of his +sepawation is s-shaven: 6:20 And t-the pwiest shaww wave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave +offewing befowe t-the WOWD: this is h-howy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiest, with t-the wave +bweast and heave shouwdew: and aftew that t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite may dwink winye. + +6:21 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite who hath vowed, and of his +offewing u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sepawation, beside that that his hand +shaww g-get: a-accowding to t-the vow which he vowed, so he (* ^ ω ^) m-must (^-^*)/ d-do aftew +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of his sepawation. + +6:22 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:23 Speak u-unto Aawon and +u-unto his ^-^ s-sons, s-saying, On this wise ye shaww bwess t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, saying u-unto t-them, 6:24 The WOWD bwess thee, and keep t-thee: +6:25 The WOWD make his f-face (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon thee, and be gwacious u-unto +t-thee: 6:26 The WOWD wift up his c-countenyance upon thee, and g-give thee +p-peace. + +6:27 And they shaww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame upon t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and I +wiww bwess them. + +7:1 And it came to pass on t-the day that Moses h-had fuwwy s-set up t-the +tabewnyacwe, and h-had anyointed it, and sanctified it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +instwuments t-theweof, both t-the awtaw and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and +h-had anyointed t-them, and sanctified t-them; 7:2 That t-the pwinces of +I-Iswaew, heads of t-the house of theiw fathews, who wewe t-the pwinces of +t-the t-twibes, and wewe o-ovew t-them that wewe nyumbewed, offewed: 7-7:3 And +they b-bwought theiw offewing befowe t-the WOWD, six covewed wagons, and +twewve (o^ ^o) o-oxen; a wagon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two of t-the pwinces, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow each onye an ox: +and they b-bwought t-them befowe t-the tabewnyacwe. + +7:4 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 7:5 Take it of t-them, that +they may be to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation; +and t-thou shawt g-give t-them u-unto t-the W-Wevites, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to +his sewvice. + +7:6 And Moses took t-the wagons and t-the oxen, and gave t-them u-unto t-the +Wevites. + +7-7:7 Two wagons and fouw oxen he gave u-unto t-the sons of Gewshon, +a-accowding to theiw sewvice: (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And fouw wagons and eight oxen he gave +u-unto t-the sons of Mewawi, a-accowding u-unto theiw sewvice, undew t-the hand +of I-Ithamaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest. + +7:9 But u-unto t-the sons of Kohath he gave nyonye: because t-the sewvice of +t-the sanctuawy bewonging u-unto t-them w-was that they shouwd beaw upon theiw +shouwdews. + +7:10 And t-the pwinces offewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dedicating of t-the awtaw in t-the day +that it w-was anyointed, even t-the pwinces offewed theiw offewing befowe +t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +7:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, They shaww offew theiw o-offewing, +each pwince on his day, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dedicating of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +7:12 And he that offewed his offewing t-the fiwst day w-was Nyahshon t-the +son of Amminyadab, of t-the twibe of Judah: 7:13 And his offewing w-was onye +s-siwvew chawgew, t-the w-weight theweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, +onye s-siwvew boww of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; +both of t-them wewe f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat +o-offewing: 7:14 Onye spoon of t-ten shekews of gowd, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:15 +Onye young buwwock, onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt +o-offewing: 7:16 Onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:17 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +sacwifice of peace offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five +w-wambs of t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Nyahshon t-the son of +Amminyadab. + +7:18 On t-the second day Nyethanyeew t-the son of Zuaw, pwince of I-Issachaw, +did offew: xDD 7-7:19 He offewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his offewing onye s-siwvew chawgew, t-the +w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww of +s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them f-fuww +of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7:20 Onye spoon of +gowd of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:21 Onye young buwwock, onye wam, +onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7:22 Onye kid of t-the +g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:23 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace offewings, +two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this +w-was t-the offewing of Nyethanyeew t-the son of Zuaw. + +7:24 On t-the thiwd day Ewiab t-the son of H-Hewon, pwince of t-the chiwdwen +of Zebuwun, did offew: 7:25 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew, t-the +w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww of +s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them f-fuww +of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: \(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Onye gowden +spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: (=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Onye young buwwock, onye +wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7:28 Onye kid of +t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:29 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace +offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst +y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Ewiab t-the son of H-Hewon. + +7:30 On t-the fouwth day E-Ewizuw t-the son of Shedeuw, pwince of t-the +chiwdwen of W-Weuben, did offew: 7:31 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew +chawgew of t-the w-weight of an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew +boww of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of +t-them f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7-7:32 Onye +gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:33 Onye young buwwock, +onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7:34 Onye +kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:35 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace +offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst +y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of E-Ewizuw t-the son of Shedeuw. + +7:36 On t-the fifth day S-Shewumiew t-the son of Zuwishaddai, pwince of t-the +chiwdwen of S-Simeon, did offew: 7:37 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew +chawgew, t-the w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye +s-siwvew boww of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; +both of t-them f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: +o(>< )o 7-7:38 Onye gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:39 Onye young +buwwock, onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: +7-7:40 Onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:41 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice +of peace offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of +t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of S-Shewumiew t-the son of +Zuwishaddai. + +7:42 On t-the sixth day Ewiasaph t-the son of Deuew, pwince of t-the +chiwdwen of Gad, offewed: 7:43 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew of +t-the w-weight of an hundwed and thiwty shekews, a s-siwvew boww of s-seventy +shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them f-fuww of finye +fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7-7:44 Onye gowden spoon of +t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:45 Onye young buwwock, onye wam, onye +wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7-7:46 Onye kid of t-the +g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:47 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace offewings, +two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this +w-was t-the offewing of Ewiasaph t-the son of Deuew. + +7:48 On t-the seventh day Ewishama t-the son of Ammihud, pwince of t-the +chiwdwen of Ephwaim, offewed: 7:49 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew +chawgew, t-the w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye +s-siwvew boww of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; +both of t-them f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: +7:50 Onye gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:51 Onye young +buwwock, onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: +|･ω･) 7-7:52 Onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:53 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice +of peace offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of +t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Ewishama t-the son of Ammihud. + +7:54 On t-the eighth day offewed Gamawiew t-the son of Pedahzuw, pwince of +t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh: 7:55 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew of +t-the w-weight of an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww of +s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them f-fuww +of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7:56 Onye gowden +spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:57 Onye young buwwock, onye +wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: >w< *screams* 7-7:58 Onye kid of +t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: ♡(｡- ω -) 7-7:59 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace +offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst +y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Gamawiew t-the son of Pedahzuw. + +7:60 On t-the nyinth day Abidan t-the son of Gideonyi, pwince of t-the +chiwdwen of Benjamin, offewed: 7:61 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew +chawgew, t-the w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye +s-siwvew boww of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; +both of t-them f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: +7:62 Onye gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:63 Onye young +buwwock, onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: +7:64 Onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:65 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice +of peace offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of +t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Abidan t-the son of Gideonyi. + +7:66 On t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day Ahiezew t-the son of A-Ammishaddai, pwince of t-the +chiwdwen of Dan, offewed: 7:67 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew, +t-the w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww +of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them +f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7:68 Onye +gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: (☆▽☆) 7-7:69 Onye young buwwock, +onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7:70 Onye +kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:71 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace +offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst +y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Ahiezew t-the son of Ammishaddai. + +7-7:72 On t-the e-eweventh day Pagiew t-the son of (ノωヽ) O-Ocwan, pwince of t-the +chiwdwen of Ashew, offewed: 7:73 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew, +t-the w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww +of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them +f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7:74 Onye +gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:75 Onye young buwwock, +onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7:76 Onye +kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:77 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace +offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst +y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Pagiew t-the son of Ocwan. + +7:78 On t-the twewfth day Ahiwa t-the son of Enyan, pwince of t-the chiwdwen +of Nyaphtawi, offewed: 7:79 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew, t-the +w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww of +s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them f-fuww +of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7:80 Onye gowden +spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:81 Onye young buwwock, onye +wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7-7:82 Onye kid of +t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7-7:83 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace +offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst +y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Ahiwa t-the son of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *looks at you* E-Enyan. + +7:84 This w-was t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the awtaw, in t-the day when it w-was +anyointed, by t-the pwinces of Iswaew: twewve chawgews of s-siwvew, twewve +s-siwvew bowws, twewve spoons of gowd: 7:85 Each chawgew of s-siwvew +w-weighing an hundwed and thiwty shekews, each boww seventy: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +s-siwvew vessews weighed two t-thousand and fouw hundwed shekews, aftew +t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy: 7-7:86 The gowden spoons wewe twewve, f-fuww +of incense, w-weighing t-ten shekews apiece, aftew t-the shekew of t-the +s-sanctuawy: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gowd of t-the spoons w-was an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +shekews. + +7:87 Aww t-the oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt offewing wewe twewve buwwocks, t-the +wams twewve, t-the w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw twewve, with theiw meat +o-offewing: and t-the kids of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin offewing twewve. + +7:88 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sacwifice of t-the peace offewings wewe +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw buwwocks, t-the wams s-sixty, t-the he g-goats s-sixty, t-the +w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw s-sixty. This w-was t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the awtaw, +aftew that it w-was anyointed. + +7-7:89 And when Moses w-was gonye into t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation +to speak with him, t-then he heawd t-the voice of onye speaking u-unto him +fwom off t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat that w-was upon t-the awk of testimony, fwom +b-between t-the two chewubims: and he spake u-unto h-him. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 8-8:2 Speak u-unto Aawon and +say u-unto him, When t-thou w-wightest t-the wamps, t-the seven wamps shaww g-give +wight o-ovew against t-the candwestick. + +8:3 And Aawon did so; he wighted t-the wamps theweof o-ovew against t-the +candwestick, as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +8:4 And this wowk of t-the c-candwestick w-was of beaten gowd, u-unto t-the +shaft t-theweof, u-unto t-the fwowews t-theweof, w-was beaten wowk: a-accowding +u-unto t-the pattewn which t-the WOWD h-had shewed Moses, so he m-made t-the +candwestick. + +8-8:5 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 8:6 Take t-the Wevites fwom +among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and cweanse them. + +8:7 And thus shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them, to cweanse (=`ω´=) t-them: Spwinkwe w-watew +of p-puwifying upon t-them, and wet t-them shave (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw f-fwesh, and wet +t-them w-wash theiw cwothes, and so make themsewves cwean. + +8:8 T-Then wet t-them o(>ω<)o t-take a young buwwock with his meat o-offewing, even +finye fwouw mingwed with oiw, and anyothew young buwwock shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +8:9 And t-thou shawt bwing t-the Wevites befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +(=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and t-thou shawt gathew t-the w-whowe assembwy of t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew togethew: 8-8:10 And t-thou shawt bwing t-the Wevites befowe t-the +WOWD: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww put theiw h-hands upon t-the +Wevites: 8-8:11 And Aawon shaww offew t-the Wevites befowe t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +offewing of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they may execute t-the sewvice +of t-the WOWD. + +8:12 And t-the Wevites shaww way theiw h-hands upon t-the heads of t-the +buwwocks: and t-thou shawt offew t-the onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and t-the +othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, u-unto t-the WOWD, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the Wevites. + +8-8:13 And t-thou shawt s-set t-the Wevites befowe Aawon, and befowe his ^-^ s-sons, +and offew t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +8:14 T-Thus shawt t-thou sepawate t-the Wevites fwom among t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew: and t-the Wevites shaww be minye. + +8:15 And aftew that shaww t-the Wevites go in to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and t-thou shawt cweanse t-them, and offew +t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an o(>< )o o-offewing. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Fow they awe whowwy given u-unto m-me fwom among t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew; instead of such as open {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy womb, even instead of t-the +fiwstbown of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, have I taken t-them u-unto me. + +8:17 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew awe minye, both +man and beast: on t-the day that I smote {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fiwstbown in t-the wand of +Egypt I sanctified t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf. + +8-8:18 And I have taken t-the Wevites (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +8-8:19 And I have given t-the Wevites as a gift to Aawon and to his sons +fwom among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and to make an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo pwague among +t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew come nyigh u-unto t-the +(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +8:20 And Moses, and Aawon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, did to t-the Wevites a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD commanded +Moses c-concewnying t-the W-Wevites, so did t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew u-unto them. + +8-8:21 And t-the Wevites wewe puwified, and they washed theiw cwothes; and +Aawon offewed t-them as an offewing befowe t-the WOWD; and Aawon m-made an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them to cweanse them. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And aftew that went t-the Wevites in to (^-^*)/ d-do theiw sewvice in t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation befowe Aawon, and befowe his sons: as +t-the WOWD h-had commanded Moses c-concewnying t-the W-Wevites, so did they u-unto +them. + +8:23 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 8:24 This is it that +bewongeth u-unto t-the Wevites: fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd and upwawd +they shaww go in to wait upon t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +(=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 8:25 And fwom t-the age of fifty yeaws they shaww cease +waiting upon t-the sewvice t-theweof, and shaww sewve nyo mowe: 8:26 But +shaww m-minyistew with theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, to keep t-the c-chawge, and shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewvice. T-Thus shawt +t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-the Wevites touching theiw chawge. + +9:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in t-the wiwdewnyess of S-Sinyai, in t-the +fiwst month of t-the second yeaw aftew they wewe come out of t-the wand of +Egypt, s-saying, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Wet t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew awso keep t-the passovew +a-at his appointed s-season. + +9:3 In t-the fouwteenth day of this m-month, a-at e-even, ye shaww keep it in +his appointed season: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wites of it, and a-accowding +to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cewemonyies t-theweof, shaww ye keep it. + +9:4 And Moses spake u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they shouwd keep +t-the passovew. + +9:5 And they kept t-the passovew on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the fiwst +month a-at even in t-the wiwdewnyess of Sinyai: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the +WOWD commanded Moses, so did t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +9:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe c-cewtain men, who wewe defiwed by t-the dead body of a +^.^ m-man, that they couwd nyot keep t-the passovew on that day: and they came +befowe Moses and befowe Aawon on that day: 9:7 And those men said u-unto +him, We awe defiwed by t-the dead body of a man: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe awe we kept +b-back, that we may nyot offew an offewing of t-the WOWD in his appointed +season among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew? 9:8 And Moses said u-unto t-them, +Stand stiww, and I wiww h-heaw what t-the WOWD wiww command c-concewnying +you. + +9:9 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, If any man of you ow of youw postewity +shaww be uncwean by w-weason of a dead b-body, ow be in a jouwnyey afaw +off, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he shaww keep t-the passovew u-unto t-the WOWD. + +9-9:11 The fouwteenth day of t-the second month a-at even they shaww keep +it, and e-eat it with unweavenyed bwead and bittew hewbs. + +9:12 They shaww weave nyonye of it u-unto t-the m-mownying, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bweak any bonye +of i-it: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the owdinyances of t-the passovew they shaww keep +it. + +9:13 But t-the man that is cwean, and is nyot in a (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and +fowbeaweth to keep t-the p-passovew, even t-the same souw shaww be cut off +fwom among his peopwe: because he b-bwought nyot t-the offewing of t-the WOWD +in his appointed season, that man shaww beaw his sin. + +9-9:14 And if a stwangew shaww sojouwn among y-you, and wiww keep t-the +passovew u-unto t-the WOWD; a-accowding to t-the owdinyance of t-the p-passovew, +and a-accowding to t-the m-mannyew t-theweof, so shaww he do: ye shaww have onye +owdinyance, both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that w-was bown in t-the +wand. + +9:15 And on t-the day that t-the tabewnyacwe w-was weawed up t-the cwoud +covewed t-the tabewnyacwe, nyamewy, t-the >_> t-tent of t-the testimony: and a-at even +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was upon t-the tabewnyacwe as it wewe t-the a-appeawance of f-fiwe, untiw +t-the mownying. + +9:16 S-So it w-was awway: t-the cwoud covewed it by day, and t-the a-appeawance +of fiwe by nyight. + +9:17 And when t-the cwoud w-was taken up fwom t-the tabewnyacwe, t-then aftew +that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew jouwnyeyed: and in t-the pwace whewe t-the +cwoud abode, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (✯◡✯) p-pitched theiw tents. + +9:18 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the commandment of t-the WOWD t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew jouwnyeyed, +and a-at t-the commandment of t-the WOWD they pitched: as wong as t-the cwoud +abode upon t-the tabewnyacwe they wested in theiw tents. + +9:19 And when t-the cwoud t-tawwied wong upon t-the tabewnyacwe many days, +t-then t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew kept t-the chawge of t-the WOWD, and jouwnyeyed +n-nyot. + +9:20 And so it was, when t-the cwoud w-was a f-few days upon t-the tabewnyacwe; +a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the WOWD they abode in theiw tents, +and a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the WOWD they jouwnyeyed. + +9:21 And so it was, when t-the cwoud abode fwom even u-unto t-the m-mownying, +and that t-the cwoud w-was taken up in t-the m-mownying, t-then they jouwnyeyed: +whethew it w-was by day ow by nyight that t-the cwoud w-was taken up, they +jouwnyeyed. + +9:22 Ow whethew it wewe two days, ow a m-month, ow a y-yeaw, that t-the +cwoud t-tawwied upon t-the tabewnyacwe, wemainying theweon, t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew abode in theiw tents, and jouwnyeyed nyot: but when it w-was taken +up, they jouwnyeyed. + +9:23 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the commandment of t-the WOWD they wested in t-the tents, and a-at +t-the commandment of t-the WOWD they jouwnyeyed: they kept t-the chawge of +t-the WOWD, a-at t-the commandment of t-the WOWD by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +10:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 1-10:2 Make thee two +t-twumpets of s-siwvew; of a w-whowe piece shawt t-thou make (=`ω´=) t-them: that t-thou +mayest use t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cawwing of t-the assembwy, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +jouwnyeying of t-the camps. + +10:3 And when they shaww b-bwow with t-them, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the assembwy shaww +assembwe themsewves to thee a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation. + +10:4 And if they b-bwow but with onye twumpet, t-then t-the pwinces, which +awe heads of t-the thousands of I-Iswaew, shaww gathew themsewves u-unto +thee. + +1-10:5 When ye b-bwow an awawm, t-then t-the camps that w-wie on t-the east pawts +shaww go fowwawd. + +10:6 When ye b-bwow an a-awawm t-the second time, t-then t-the camps that w-wie on +t-the south side shaww o(>ω<)o t-take theiw jouwnyey: they shaww b-bwow an a-awawm (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw jouwnyeys. + +10:7 But when t-the c-congwegation is to be gathewed togethew, ye shaww +bwow, but ye shaww nyot s-sound an awawm. + +10:8 And t-the sons of Aawon, t-the p-pwiests, shaww b-bwow with t-the twumpets; +and they shaww be to you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw +genyewations. + +10:9 And if ye go to waw in youw wand against t-the enyemy that +oppwesseth y-you, t-then ye shaww b-bwow an a-awawm with t-the twumpets; and ye +shaww be wemembewed befowe t-the WOWD youw G-God, and ye shaww be saved +fwom youw enyemies. + +10:10 Awso in t-the day of youw gwadnyess, and in youw sowemn days, and +in t-the b-beginnyings of youw months, ye shaww b-bwow with t-the t-twumpets o-ovew +youw buwnt offewings, and o-ovew t-the s-sacwifices of youw peace offewings; +that they may be to you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw befowe youw G-God: I am t-the WOWD +youw God. + +1-10:11 And it came to pass on t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the second m-month, in +t-the second y-yeaw, that t-the cwoud w-was taken up fwom off t-the tabewnyacwe +of t-the testimony. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew took theiw jouwnyeys out of t-the +wiwdewnyess of S-Sinyai; and t-the cwoud wested in t-the wiwdewnyess of Pawan. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And they fiwst took theiw jouwnyey a-accowding to t-the commandment +of t-the WOWD by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 In t-the fiwst pwace went t-the standawd of t-the camp of t-the chiwdwen +of Judah a-accowding to theiw awmies: and o-ovew his \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was Nyahshon t-the +son of Amminyadab. + +10:15 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Issachaw w-was +Nyethanyeew t-the son of Zuaw. + +1-10:16 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun w-was +Ewiab t-the son of H-Hewon. + +1-10:17 And t-the tabewnyacwe w-was taken down; and t-the sons of G-Gewshon and +t-the sons of M-Mewawi s-set fowwawd, beawing t-the tabewnyacwe. + +10:18 And t-the standawd of t-the camp of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben s-set fowwawd a-accowding to +theiw awmies: and o-ovew his \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was E-Ewizuw t-the son of Shedeuw. + +10:19 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon w-was +S-Shewumiew t-the son of Zuwishaddai. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Gad w-was +Ewiasaph t-the son of Deuew. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And t-the Kohathites s-set fowwawd, beawing t-the s-sanctuawy: and t-the +othew did s-set up t-the tabewnyacwe against they came. + +10:22 And t-the standawd of t-the camp of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim s-set +fowwawd a-accowding to theiw awmies: and o-ovew his \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was Ewishama t-the +son of Ammihud. + +1-10:23 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh w-was +Gamawiew t-the son of Pedahzuw. + +10:24 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin w-was +Abidan t-the son of Gideonyi. + +10:25 And t-the standawd of t-the camp of t-the chiwdwen of Dan s-set fowwawd, +which w-was t-the wewewawd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the camps (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw h-hosts: and +o-ovew his \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was Ahiezew t-the son of Ammishaddai. + +10:26 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew w-was +Pagiew t-the son of Ocwan. + +10:27 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi w-was +Ahiwa t-the son of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *looks at you* E-Enyan. + +1-10:28 T-Thus wewe t-the jouwnyeyings of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a-accowding to +theiw awmies, when they s-set fowwawd. + +10:29 And Moses said u-unto Hobab, t-the son of Waguew t-the Midianyite, +Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, We awe jouwnyeying u-unto t-the pwace of which t-the +WOWD said, I wiww g-give it you: come t-thou with u-us, and we wiww (^-^*)/ d-do thee +good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken g-good c-concewnying Iswaew. + +10:30 And he said u-unto him, I wiww nyot go; but I wiww depawt to minye +own wand, and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed. + +10:31 And he said, Weave us nyot, I p-pway thee; fowasmuch as t-thou +k-knyowest how we awe to e-encamp in t-the wiwdewnyess, and t-thou mayest be to +us instead of eyes. + +10:32 And it shaww be, if t-thou go with u-us, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, it shaww be, that what +goodnyess t-the WOWD shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto u-us, t-the same wiww we (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee. + +10:33 And they depawted fwom t-the mount of t-the WOWD thwee days' +jouwnyey: and t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD went befowe t-them in +t-the thwee days' (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, to s-seawch out a (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-westing pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +1-10:34 And t-the cwoud of t-the WOWD w-was upon t-them by day, when they went +out of t-the camp. + +10:35 And it came to pass, when t-the awk s-set fowwawd, that Moses said, +Wise up, WOWD, and wet thinye enyemies be scattewed; and wet t-them that +hate thee fwee befowe thee. + +10:36 And when it wested, he said, Wetuwn, O-O WOWD, u-unto t-the many +thousands of Iswaew. + +11:1 And when t-the peopwe compwainyed, it d-dispweased t-the WOWD: and t-the +WOWD heawd it; and his angew w-was kindwed; and t-the fiwe of t-the WOWD +buwnt among t-them, and consumed t-them that wewe in t-the uttewmost pawts +of t-the camp. + +11:2 And t-the peopwe cwied u-unto Moses; and when Moses pwayed u-unto t-the +WOWD, t-the fiwe w-was quenched. + +11:3 And he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace Tabewah: because t-the fiwe of +t-the WOWD buwnt among them. + +11:4 And t-the mixt muwtitude that w-was among t-them feww a wusting: and +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew awso wept again, and said, Who shaww g-give us +fwesh to e-eat? 11:5 We (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the fish, which we did e-eat in Egypt +fweewy; t-the c-cucumbews, and t-the mewons, and t-the weeks, and t-the onyions, +and t-the gawwick: 11:6 But nyow ouw souw is dwied (☆ω☆) a-away: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing +a-at a-aww, beside this mannya, befowe ouw eyes. + +11:7 And t-the mannya w-was as cowiandew seed, and t-the cowouw theweof as +t-the cowouw of bdewwium. + +11:8 And t-the peopwe went a-about, and gathewed it, and (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound it in +m-miwws, ow beat it in a mowtaw, and baked it in pans, and m-made c-cakes of +i-it: and t-the taste of it w-was as t-the taste of fwesh oiw. + +11:9 And when t-the dew feww upon t-the camp in t-the nyight, t-the mannya feww +upon it. + +11:10 T-Then Moses heawd t-the peopwe weep (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw famiwies, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in t-the doow of his tent: and t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was +kindwed gweatwy; Moses awso w-was dispweased. + +11:11 And Moses said u-unto t-the WOWD, Whewefowe hast t-thou affwicted thy +sewvant? and (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe have I nyot f-found favouw in thy s-sight, that t-thou +w-wayest t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe upon m-me? 11:12 H-Have I ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe? have I begotten t-them, that t-thou shouwdest say u-unto +me, Cawwy t-them in thy bosom, as a nyuwsing o(>ω<)o f-fathew beaweth t-the sucking +chiwd, u-unto t-the wand which t-thou swawest u-unto theiw fathews? 11:13 +Whence shouwd I have fwesh to g-give u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they weep +u-unto me, s-saying, Give us f-fwesh, that we may eat. + +11:14 I am nyot abwe to beaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe awonye, because it is too +h-heavy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +11:15 And if t-thou d-deaw thus with me, kiww me, I p-pway thee, out of +hand, if I have f-found favouw in thy sight; and wet m-me nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wwetchednyess. + +11:16 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Gathew u-unto m-me s-seventy men of t-the +ewdews of I-Iswaew, whom t-thou k-knyowest to be t-the ewdews of t-the p-peopwe, +and officews o-ovew t-them; and bwing t-them u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, that they may stand (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with thee. + +11:17 And I wiww come down and tawk with thee thewe: and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take +of t-the spiwit which is upon thee, and wiww put it upon t-them; and they +shaww beaw t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the peopwe with thee, that t-thou beaw it nyot +t-thysewf awonye. + +11:18 And say t-thou u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Sanctify youwsewves against to +mowwow, and ye shaww e-eat fwesh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have wept in t-the eaws of t-the +WOWD, s-saying, Who shaww g-give us fwesh to e-eat? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was w-weww with us +in Egypt: thewefowe t-the WOWD wiww g-give you f-fwesh, and ye shaww eat. + +11:19 Ye shaww nyot e-eat onye day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow two days, (=`ω´=) n-nyow five days, nyeithew +t-ten days, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty days; 11:20 But even a w-whowe m-month, untiw it come +out a-at youw n-nyostwiws, and it be woathsome u-unto you: because that ye +have (>_<) d-despised t-the WOWD which is among y-you, and have wept befowe him, +s-saying, Why came we fowth out of E-Egypt? 11:21 And Moses said, The +p-peopwe, among whom I am, awe six hundwed t-thousand footmen; and t-thou +hast said, I wiww g-give t-them f-fwesh, that they may e-eat a w-whowe m-month. + +11:22 Shaww t-the f-fwocks and t-the hewds be s-swain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, to suffice +them? ow shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fish of t-the sea be gathewed togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, +to suffice them? 1-11:23 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Is t-the WOWD's +hand (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed (--_--) s-showt? t-thou shawt s-see nyow whethew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd shaww come to +pass u-unto thee ow n-nyot. + +11:24 And Moses went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and towd t-the peopwe t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, +and gathewed t-the s-seventy men of t-the ewdews of t-the p-peopwe, and s-set t-them +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the tabewnyacwe. + +11:25 And t-the WOWD came down in a c-cwoud, and spake u-unto him, and took +of t-the spiwit that w-was upon him, and gave it u-unto t-the s-seventy ewdews: +and it came to pass, that, when t-the spiwit wested upon t-them, they +(♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, and did nyot cease. + +11:26 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed two of t-the men in t-the camp, t-the nyame of t-the +onye w-was (✧ω✧) E-Ewdad, and t-the nyame of t-the othew Medad: and t-the spiwit wested +upon t-them; and they wewe of t-them that wewe wwitten, but went nyot out +u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe: and they pwophesied in t-the camp. + +11:27 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wan a young ^.^ m-man, and towd Moses, and said, Ewdad and +M-Medad (^-^*)/ d-do ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy in t-the camp. + +11:28 And Joshua t-the son of Nyun, t-the sewvant of Moses, onye of his +young men, answewed and said, My wowd Moses, fowbid them. + +1-11:29 And Moses said u-unto him, Enviest t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake? w-wouwd God +that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the WOWD's peopwe wewe pwophets, and that t-the WOWD w-wouwd put +his spiwit upon t-them! 11:30 And Moses gat him into t-the camp, he and +t-the ewdews of Iswaew. + +11:31 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went fowth a wind fwom t-the WOWD, and b-bwought quaiws +fwom t-the sea, and wet t-them faww by t-the camp, as it wewe a day's +jouwnyey on this side, and as it wewe a day's jouwnyey on t-the othew +side, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the camp, and as it wewe two cubits high upon t-the +f-face of t-the eawth. + +11:32 And t-the peopwe s-stood up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that day, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that nyight, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyext day, and they gathewed t-the quaiws: he that gathewed weast +gathewed t-ten homews: and they spwead t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-abwoad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the camp. + +11:33 And whiwe t-the fwesh w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet b-between theiw t-teeth, ewe it w-was +chewed, t-the wwath of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against t-the p-peopwe, and t-the +WOWD smote t-the peopwe with a vewy gweat pwague. + +(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 And he cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace Kibwothhattaavah: because +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they buwied t-the peopwe that wusted. + +11:35 And t-the peopwe jouwnyeyed fwom Kibwothhattaavah u-unto H-Hazewoth; +and abode a-at H-Hazewoth. + +12:1 And Miwiam and Aawon spake against Moses because of t-the Ethiopian +woman whom he h-had mawwied: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had mawwied an Ethiopian |･ω･) w-woman. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And they said, Hath t-the WOWD indeed spoken onwy by Moses? hath he +nyot spoken awso by us? And t-the WOWD heawd it. + +12:3 (Nyow t-the man Moses w-was vewy (=①ω①=) m-meek, a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men which wewe +upon t-the f-face of t-the e-eawth.) 12:4 And t-the WOWD spake suddenwy u-unto +Moses, and u-unto Aawon, and u-unto Miwiam, Come out ye thwee u-unto t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. And they thwee came ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +1-12:5 And t-the WOWD came down in t-the piwwaw of t-the c-cwoud, and s-stood in +t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe, and cawwed Aawon and M-Miwiam: and they both +came f-fowth. + +12:6 And he said, Heaw nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds: If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a pwophet among y-you, +I t-the WOWD wiww make mysewf knyown u-unto him in a vision, and wiww speak +u-unto him in a dweam. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 My sewvant Moses is nyot so, who is faithfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye house. + +12:8 With him wiww I speak mouth to mouth, even appawentwy, and nyot in +dawk speeches; and t-the simiwitude of t-the WOWD shaww he behowd: +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then wewe ye nyot afwaid to speak against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Moses? +12:9 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against t-them; and he +depawted. + +12:10 And t-the cwoud depawted fwom off t-the tabewnyacwe; and, b-behowd, +Miwiam became wepwous, white as snyow: and Aawon wooked upon Miwiam, +and, b-behowd, she w-was wepwous. + +1-12:11 And Aawon said u-unto Moses, Awas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I b-beseech thee, way +nyot t-the sin upon u-us, whewein we have donye foowishwy, and whewein we +have ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. + +12:12 Wet hew nyot be as onye dead, of whom t-the fwesh is hawf consumed +when he cometh out of his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb. + +12:13 And Moses cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, Heaw hew n-nyow, O-O G-God, I +b-beseech thee. + +12:14 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, If hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had but spit in hew +face, shouwd she nyot be a-ashamed seven days? wet hew be s-shut out fwom +t-the camp seven days, and aftew that wet hew be weceived in again. + +1-12:15 And Miwiam w-was s-shut out fwom t-the camp seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and t-the peopwe +jouwnyeyed nyot tiww Miwiam w-was b-bwought in again. + +12:16 And aftewwawd t-the peopwe w-wemoved fwom Hazewoth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in +t-the wiwdewnyess of Pawan. + +13:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 13:2 Send t-thou men, that +they may s-seawch t-the wand of C-Canyaan, which I g-give u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew: of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe of theiw f-fathews shaww ye send a ^.^ m-man, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +a wuwew among them. + +13:3 And Moses by t-the commandment of t-the WOWD sent t-them fwom t-the +wiwdewnyess of Pawan: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those men wewe heads of t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew. + +13:4 And these wewe theiw nyames: of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, Shammua t-the +son of Zaccuw. + +13:5 O-Of t-the twibe of S-Simeon, Shaphat t-the son of Howi. + +13:6 O-Of t-the twibe of Judah, C-Caweb t-the son of Jephunnyeh. + +13:7 O-Of t-the twibe of I-Issachaw, Igaw t-the son of Joseph. + +13:8 O-Of t-the twibe of Ephwaim, Oshea t-the son of Nyun. + +13:9 O-Of t-the twibe of Benjamin, Pawti t-the son of uWu W-Waphu. + +1-13:10 O-Of t-the twibe of Zebuwun, Gaddiew t-the son of Sodi. + +1-13:11 O-Of t-the twibe of Joseph, nyamewy, of t-the twibe of Manyasseh, Gaddi +t-the son of :33 S-Susi. + +13:12 O-Of t-the twibe of Dan, Ammiew t-the son of Gemawwi. + +13:13 O-Of t-the twibe of Ashew, S-Sethuw t-the son of Michaew. + +13:14 O-Of t-the twibe of Nyaphtawi, Nyahbi t-the son of Vophsi. + +13:15 O-Of t-the twibe of Gad, Geuew t-the son of Machi. + +1-13:16 These awe t-the nyames of t-the men which Moses sent to spy out t-the +wand. + +And Moses cawwed Oshea t-the son of N-Nyun Jehoshua. + +13:17 And Moses sent t-them to spy out t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and said u-unto +t-them, Get you up this w-way southwawd, and go up into t-the mountain: +13:18 And s-see t-the wand, what it is, and t-the peopwe that d-dwewweth +thewein, whethew they be stwong ow weak, f-few ow many; 13:19 And what +t-the wand is that they dweww in, whethew it be g-good ow bad; and what +c-cities they be that they dweww in, whethew in tents, ow in stwong +howds; 1-13:20 And what t-the wand is, whethew it be fat ow (o´∀`o) w-wean, whethew +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be w-wood thewein, ow n-nyot. And be ye of g-good c-couwage, and bwing of +t-the fwuit of t-the wand. Nyow t-the time w-was t-the time of t-the fiwstwipe +gwapes. + +13:21 S-So they went up, and seawched t-the wand fwom t-the wiwdewnyess of +Zin u-unto W-Wehob, as men come to H-Hamath. + +13:22 And they ascended by t-the south, and came u-unto Hebwon; whewe +Ahiman, Sheshai, and Tawmai, t-the chiwdwen of Anyak, wewe. (Nyow H-Hebwon +w-was b-buiwt seven yeaws befowe Zoan in Egypt.) 13:23 And they came u-unto +t-the b-bwook of E-Eshcow, and cut down fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence a bwanch with onye +c-cwustew of g-gwapes, and they bawe it b-between two upon a staff; and they +b-bwought of t-the pomegwanyates, and of t-the (-_-) f-figs. + +13:24 The pwace w-was cawwed t-the b-bwook E-Eshcow, because of t-the c-cwustew of +gwapes which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cut down fwom thence. + +13:25 And they wetuwnyed fwom seawching of t-the wand aftew f-fowty days. + +13:26 And they went and came to Moses, and to Aawon, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, u-unto t-the wiwdewnyess of Pawan, +to Kadesh; and b-bwought back wowd u-unto t-them, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +congwegation, and shewed t-them t-the fwuit of t-the wand. + +13:27 And they towd him, and said, We came u-unto t-the wand whithew t-thou +s-sentest u-us, and suwewy it fwoweth with miwk and honyey; and this is t-the +fwuit of it. + +13:28 Nyevewthewess t-the peopwe be stwong that dweww in t-the wand, and +t-the c-cities awe wawwed, and vewy (=`ω´=) g-gweat: and moweovew we saw t-the +chiwdwen of Anyak thewe. + +13:29 The (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites dweww in t-the wand of t-the south: and t-the Hittites, +and t-the J-Jebusites, and t-the A-Amowites, dweww in t-the mountains: and t-the +Canyaanyites dweww by t-the sea, and by t-the coast of Jowdan. + +13:30 And C-Caweb stiwwed t-the peopwe befowe Moses, and said, Wet us go +up a-at once, and possess it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe w-weww abwe to ovewcome it. + +13:31 But t-the men that went up with him said, We be nyot abwe to go up +against t-the peopwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe stwongew than w-we. + +~(>_<~) 1-13:32 And they b-bwought up an eviw wepowt of t-the wand which they h-had +seawched u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, The wand, thwough which +we have gonye to s-seawch it, is a wand that eateth up t-the i-inhabitants +t-theweof; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that we saw in it awe men of a gweat +s-statuwe. + +13:33 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe we saw t-the giants, t-the sons of Anyak, which come of t-the +g-giants: and we wewe in ouw own sight as gwasshoppews, and so we wewe +in theiw sight. + +14:1 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation w-wifted up theiw voice, and cwied; and +t-the peopwe wept that nyight. + +14:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against Moses and against +Aawon: and t-the w-whowe c-congwegation said u-unto t-them, Wouwd God that we +h-had died in t-the wand of Egypt! ow w-wouwd God we h-had died in this +wiwdewnyess! 14:3 And (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hath t-the WOWD b-bwought us u-unto this +wand, to faww by t-the swowd, that ouw wives and ouw chiwdwen shouwd be +a pwey? wewe it nyot bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into E-Egypt? 14:4 And they +said onye to anyothew, Wet us make a c-captain, and wet us (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into +Egypt. + +1-14:5 T-Then Moses and Aawon feww on theiw faces befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the assembwy +of t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +14:6 And Joshua t-the son of Nyun, and C-Caweb t-the son of Jephunnyeh, which +wewe of t-them that seawched t-the wand, went theiw cwothes: 14:7 And they +spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the company of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, The +wand, which we passed thwough to s-seawch it, is an exceeding g-good wand. + +14:8 If t-the WOWD dewight in u-us, t-then he wiww bwing us into this wand, +and g-give it us; a wand which fwoweth with miwk and honyey. + +14:9 Onwy webew nyot ye against t-the WOWD, nyeithew f-feaw ye t-the peopwe of +t-the wand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: theiw defence is depawted fwom +t-them, and t-the WOWD is with us: f-feaw t-them n-nyot. + +14:10 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation bade stonye t-them with stonyes. And t-the +gwowy of t-the WOWD appeawed in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation +befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +14:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, How wong wiww this peopwe pwovoke +m-me? and how wong wiww it be ewe they bewieve me, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the signs +which I have shewed among them? 1-14:12 I wiww smite t-them with t-the +pestiwence, and disinhewit t-them, and wiww make of thee a gweatew +nyation and mightiew than they. + +14:13 And Moses said u-unto t-the WOWD, T-Then t-the Egyptians shaww h-heaw it, +(fow t-thou b-bwoughtest up this peopwe in thy m-might fwom among them;) +14:14 And they wiww teww it to t-the i-inhabitants of this wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +have heawd that t-thou WOWD awt among this p-peopwe, that t-thou WOWD awt +s-seen f-face to face, and that thy cwoud standeth o-ovew t-them, and that +t-thou goest befowe t-them, by day time in a piwwaw of a c-cwoud, and in a +piwwaw of fiwe by nyight. + +1-14:15 Nyow if t-thou shawt kiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe as onye ^.^ m-man, t-then t-the +nyations which have heawd t-the f-fame of thee wiww speak, s-saying, 14:16 +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD w-was nyot abwe to bwing this peopwe into t-the wand which +he swawe u-unto t-them, thewefowe he hath s-swain t-them in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +14:17 And n-nyow, I b-beseech thee, wet t-the p-powew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD be g-gweat, +a-accowding as t-thou hast spoken, s-saying, (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 The WOWD is +wongsuffewing, and of gweat m-mewcy, fowgiving i-inyiquity and +twansgwession, and by nyo means c-cweawing t-the g-guiwty, ＼(≧▽≦)／ v-visiting t-the +i-inyiquity of t-the f-fathews upon t-the chiwdwen u-unto t-the thiwd and fouwth +genyewation. + +1-14:19 Pawdon, I b-beseech thee, t-the i-inyiquity of this peopwe a-accowding +u-unto t-the gweatnyess of thy m-mewcy, and as t-thou hast fowgiven this +p-peopwe, fwom Egypt even untiw n-nyow. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And t-the WOWD said, I have pawdonyed a-accowding to thy wowd: 1-14:21 +But as t-twuwy as I wive, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth shaww be fiwwed with t-the gwowy +of t-the WOWD. + +14:22 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those men which have s-seen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my miwacwes, +which I did in Egypt and in t-the wiwdewnyess, and have tempted m-me nyow +these t-ten times, and have nyot heawkenyed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; 14:23 S-Suwewy they +shaww nyot s-see t-the wand which I swawe u-unto theiw fathews, nyeithew shaww +any of t-them that p-pwovoked m-me s-see i-it: 14:24 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Caweb, +because he h-had anyothew spiwit with him, and hath f-fowwowed m-me fuwwy, +him wiww I bwing into t-the wand :33 w-wheweinto he went; and his seed shaww +possess it. + +14:25 (Nyow t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites and t-the Canyaanyites d-dwewt in t-the vawwey.) +Tomowwow tuwn y-you, and get you into t-the wiwdewnyess by t-the w-way of t-the +Wed sea. + +14:26 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 14:27 How +wong shaww I beaw with this eviw congwegation, which m-muwmuw against +m-me? I have heawd t-the muwmuwings of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which they +m-muwmuw against me. + +14:28 Say u-unto t-them, As t-twuwy as I wive, saith t-the WOWD, as ye have +spoken in minye eaws, so wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do to you: 14:29 Youw cawcases shaww +faww in this wiwdewnyess; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe nyumbewed of y-you, a-accowding +to youw w-whowe nyumbew, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd which have +(☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against me. + +14:30 Doubtwess ye shaww nyot come into t-the wand, c-concewnying which I +swawe to make you dweww thewein, s-save C-Caweb t-the son of Jephunnyeh, and +Joshua t-the son of Nyun. + +14:31 But youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, which ye said shouwd be a pwey, t-them wiww +I bwing in, and they shaww knyow t-the wand which ye have despised. + +14:32 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, youw cawcases, they shaww faww in this +wiwdewnyess. + +14:33 And youw chiwdwen shaww wandew in t-the wiwdewnyess f-fowty yeaws, +and beaw youw whowedoms, untiw youw cawcases be w-wasted in t-the +wiwdewnyess. + +1-14:34 Aftew t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the days in which ye seawched t-the wand, even +f-fowty days, each day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a y-yeaw, shaww ye beaw youw inyiquities, even +f-fowty yeaws, and ye shaww knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bweach of pwomise. + +14:35 I t-the WOWD have said, I wiww suwewy (^-^*)/ d-do it u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this eviw +congwegation, that awe gathewed togethew against me: in this +wiwdewnyess they shaww be consumed, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they shaww die. + +14:36 And t-the men, which Moses sent to s-seawch t-the wand, who wetuwnyed, +and m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation to m-muwmuw against him, by bwinging up a +s-swandew upon t-the wand, 14:37 Even those men that did bwing up t-the eviw +wepowt upon t-the wand, died by t-the pwague befowe t-the WOWD. + +1-14:38 But Joshua t-the son of Nyun, and C-Caweb t-the son of Jephunnyeh, which +wewe of t-the men that went to s-seawch t-the wand, w-wived (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +14:39 And Moses towd these sayings u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: +and t-the peopwe mouwnyed gweatwy. + +(*^‿^*) 1-14:40 And they w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and gat t-them up into t-the +top of t-the mountain, s-saying, Wo, we be hewe, and wiww go up u-unto t-the +pwace which t-the WOWD hath p-pwomised: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. + +14:41 And Moses said, Whewefowe nyow (^-^*)/ d-do ye twansgwess t-the commandment +of t-the WOWD? but it shaww nyot pwospew. + +^.^ 1-14:42 Go nyot up, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is nyot among you; that ye be nyot smitten +befowe youw enyemies. + +14:43 Fow t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites and t-the Canyaanyites awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe y-you, and +ye shaww faww by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: because ye awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away fwom t-the WOWD, +thewefowe t-the WOWD wiww nyot be with you. + +14:44 But they p-pwesumed to go up u-unto t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww t-top: nyevewthewess t-the +awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and Moses, depawted nyot out of t-the +camp. + +14:45 T-Then t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites came down, and t-the Canyaanyites which d-dwewt in +that h-hiww, and smote t-them, and discomfited t-them, even u-unto Howmah. + +15:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye be come into t-the wand +of youw habitations, which I g-give u-unto y-you, 1-15:3 And wiww make an +offewing by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD, a buwnt o-offewing, ow a sacwifice in +p-pewfowming a vow, ow in a fweewiww o-offewing, ow in youw sowemn feasts, +to make a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD, of t-the hewd ow of t-the fwock: +:3 1-15:4 T-Then shaww he that offeweth his offewing u-unto t-the WOWD bwing a +meat offewing of a (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw of fwouw mingwed with t-the fouwth pawt of +an hin of oiw. + +1-15:5 And t-the fouwth pawt of an hin of winye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a dwink offewing shawt +t-thou p-pwepawe with t-the buwnt offewing ow sacwifice, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye >w< w-wamb. + +15:6 Ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam, t-thou shawt p-pwepawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat offewing two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth +deaws of fwouw mingwed with t-the thiwd pawt of an hin of oiw. + +15:7 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a dwink offewing t-thou shawt offew t-the thiwd pawt of an +hin of winye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +15:8 And when t-thou pwepawest a buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +sacwifice in p-pewfowming a vow, ow peace offewings u-unto t-the WOWD: 15:9 +T-Then shaww he bwing with a buwwock a meat offewing of thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth +deaws of fwouw mingwed with hawf an hin of oiw. + +15:10 And t-thou shawt bwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a dwink offewing hawf an hin of winye, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +15:11 T-Thus shaww it be donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye buwwock, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye wam, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +wamb, ow a kid. + +15:12 Accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew that ye shaww p-pwepawe, so shaww ye (^-^*)/ d-do to +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-accowding to theiw nyumbew. + +1-15:13 Aww that awe bown of t-the c-countwy shaww (^-^*)/ d-do these things aftew +this m-mannyew, in offewing an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw +u-unto t-the WOWD. + +15:14 And if a stwangew sojouwn with y-you, ow w-whosoevew be among you in +youw genyewations, and wiww offew an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet +savouw u-unto t-the WOWD; as ye do, so he shaww do. + +15:15 Onye owdinyance shaww be both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you of t-the congwegation, and +awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth with y-you, an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew +in youw genyewations: as ye a-awe, so shaww t-the stwangew be befowe t-the +WOWD. + +15:16 Onye (☆▽☆) w-waw and onye m-mannyew shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the stwangew +that s-sojouwnyeth with you. + +15:17 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 15:18 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye come into t-the wand +whithew I bwing y-you, 1-15:19 T-Then it shaww be, that, when ye e-eat of t-the +bwead of t-the wand, ye shaww offew up an heave offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +1-15:20 Ye shaww offew up a c-cake of t-the fiwst of youw d-dough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an heave +o-offewing: as ye (^-^*)/ d-do t-the heave offewing of t-the thweshingfwoow, so shaww +ye heave it. + +15:21 O-Of t-the fiwst of youw d-dough ye shaww g-give u-unto t-the WOWD an heave +offewing in youw genyewations. + +15:22 And if ye have ewwed, and nyot obsewved (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these commandments, +which t-the WOWD hath spoken u-unto Moses, 1-15:23 Even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD +hath commanded you by t-the hand of Moses, fwom t-the day that t-the WOWD +commanded Moses, and hencefowwawd among youw genyewations; 1-15:24 T-Then +it shaww be, if ought be committed by ignyowance without t-the k-knyowwedge +of t-the congwegation, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation shaww offew onye young +buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD, with +his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o-offewing, a-accowding to t-the m-mannyew, +and onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +15:25 And t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation +of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and it shaww be fowgiven t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is +ignyowance: and they shaww bwing theiw o-offewing, a sacwifice m-made by +fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD, and theiw sin offewing befowe t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +ignyowance: 15:26 And it shaww be fowgiven (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and t-the stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among t-them; +seeing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe in ignyowance. + +15:27 And if any souw sin thwough ignyowance, t-then he shaww bwing a she +goat of t-the fiwst yeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the souw that ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth +ignyowantwy, when he ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth by ignyowance befowe t-the WOWD, to make an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 Ye shaww have onye (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth thwough ignyowance, +both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is bown among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among them. + +15:30 But t-the souw that doeth ought pwesumptuouswy, whethew he be bown +in t-the wand, ow a s-stwangew, t-the same w-wepwoacheth t-the WOWD; and that +souw shaww be cut off fwom among his peopwe. + +15:31 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath (>_<) d-despised t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and hath bwoken +his c-commandment, that souw shaww u-uttewwy be cut off; his i-inyiquity +shaww be upon h-him. + +15:32 And whiwe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe in t-the wiwdewnyess, they +f-found a man that gathewed s-sticks upon t-the sabbath d-day. + +1-15:33 And they that f-found him gathewing s-sticks b-bwought him u-unto Moses +and Aawon, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. + +15:34 And they put him in wawd, because it w-was nyot d-decwawed what +shouwd be donye to h-him. + +1-15:35 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, The man shaww be suwewy put to +(＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation shaww stonye him with s-stonyes without t-the +camp. + +1-15:36 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation b-bwought him without t-the camp, and +stonyed him with stonyes, and he died; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +1-15:37 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 1-15:38 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and bid t-them that they make t-them fwinges in t-the +b-bowdews of theiw gawments (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations, and that they +put upon t-the f-fwinge of t-the b-bowdews a wibband of bwue: 15:39 And it +shaww be u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fwinge, that ye may wook upon it, and (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them; and that ye seek nyot +aftew youw own heawt and youw own eyes, aftew which ye use to go a +whowing: 1-15:40 That ye may wemembew, and (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and +be h-howy u-unto youw God. + +15:41 I am t-the WOWD youw G-God, which b-bwought you out of t-the wand of +Egypt, to be youw G-God: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +16:1 Nyow Kowah, t-the son of Izhaw, t-the son of Kohath, t-the son of Wevi, +and Dathan and Abiwam, t-the sons of Ewiab, and On, t-the son of Peweth, +sons of W-Weuben, took m-men: 16:2 And they w-wose up befowe Moses, with +c-cewtain of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, two hundwed and fifty pwinces of +t-the assembwy, famous in t-the congwegation, men of wenyown: 16:3 And they +gathewed themsewves togethew against Moses and against Aawon, and said +u-unto t-them, Ye o(>ω<)o t-take too m-much upon y-you, seeing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation awe +howy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them, and t-the WOWD is among (=`ω´=) t-them: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then +wift ye up youwsewves a-above t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD? 16:4 And +when Moses heawd it, he feww upon his f-face: 16:5 And he spake u-unto +K-Kowah and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his company, s-saying, Even to mowwow t-the WOWD wiww +s-shew who awe his, and who is (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; and wiww c-cause him to come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +u-unto him: even him whom he hath chosen wiww he c-cause to come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto +h-him. + +1-16:6 This do; Take you c-censews, Kowah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his company; 16:7 And +put fiwe thewein, and put i-incense in t-them befowe t-the WOWD to mowwow: +and it shaww be that t-the man whom t-the WOWD doth choose, he shaww be +howy: ye o(>ω<)o t-take too m-much upon y-you, ye sons of Wevi. + +16:8 And Moses said u-unto Kowah, Heaw, I p-pway y-you, ye sons of (o^ ^o) W-Wevi: +1-16:9 Seemeth it but a smaww t-thing u-unto y-you, that t-the God of Iswaew +hath sepawated you fwom t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, to bwing you (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +to himsewf to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD, and to +stand befowe t-the c-congwegation to m-minyistew u-unto them? 1-16:10 And he +hath b-bwought thee (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of Wevi +with t-thee: and seek ye t-the pwiesthood awso? 16:11 Fow which c-cause +both t-thou and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy company awe gathewed togethew against t-the WOWD: +and what is Aawon, that ye m-muwmuw against h-him? 1-16:12 And Moses sent +to caww Dathan and Abiwam, t-the sons of Ewiab: which said, We wiww nyot +come up: 16:13 Is it a smaww t-thing that t-thou hast b-bwought us up out of +a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey, to kiww us in t-the wiwdewnyess, +except t-thou make t-thysewf awtogethew a pwince o-ovew us? 1-16:14 Moweovew +t-thou hast nyot b-bwought us into a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey, +ow given us (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of fiewds and vinyeyawds: wiwt t-thou put out t-the +eyes of these men? we wiww nyot come (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +xDD 1-16:15 And Moses w-was vewy w-wwoth, and said u-unto t-the WOWD, Wespect nyot +t-thou theiw o-offewing: I have nyot taken onye a-ass fwom t-them, nyeithew have +I (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt onye of them. + +16:16 And Moses said u-unto Kowah, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy company befowe +t-the WOWD, thou, and they, and Aawon, to mowwow: 1-16:17 And o(>ω<)o t-take {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man his (>_<) c-censew, and put i-incense in t-them, and bwing ye befowe t-the WOWD +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his (>_<) c-censew, two hundwed and fifty c-censews; t-thou awso, and +Aawon, each of you his censew. + +1-16:18 And they took {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his (>_<) c-censew, and put fiwe in t-them, and +w-waid i-incense theweon, and s-stood in t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation with Moses and Aawon. + +16:19 And K-Kowah gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation against t-them u-unto t-the +doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD +appeawed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. + +16:20 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 16:21 +S-Sepawate youwsewves fwom among this congwegation, that I may consume +t-them in a m-moment. + +16:22 And they feww upon theiw faces, and said, O-O G-God, t-the God of t-the +s-spiwits of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, shaww onye man sin, and wiwt t-thou be wwoth with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the congwegation? 1-16:23 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, +16:24 Speak u-unto t-the congwegation, s-saying, Get you up fwom about t-the +tabewnyacwe of Kowah, Dathan, and Abiwam. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 And Moses w-wose up and went u-unto Dathan and Abiwam; and t-the +ewdews of Iswaew f-fowwowed h-him. + +16:26 And he spake u-unto t-the congwegation, s-saying, Depawt, I p-pway y-you, +fwom t-the tents of these wicked men, and touch nyothing of theiw's, west +ye be consumed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw sins. + +16:27 S-So they gat up fwom t-the tabewnyacwe of Kowah, Dathan, and Abiwam, +on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy s-side: and Dathan and Abiwam came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and s-stood in t-the doow +of theiw tents, and theiw wives, and theiw ^-^ s-sons, and theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +chiwdwen. + +1-16:28 And Moses said, H-Heweby ye shaww knyow that t-the WOWD hath sent m-me +to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowks; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyot donye t-them of minye own mind. + +16:29 If these men die t-the common death of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, ow if they be +v-visited aftew t-the visitation of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men; t-then t-the WOWD hath nyot sent +me. + +16:30 But if t-the WOWD make a nyew thing, and t-the eawth open hew mouth, +and swawwow t-them up, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that appewtain u-unto t-them, and they go +down quick into t-the pit; t-then ye shaww undewstand that these men have +p-pwovoked t-the WOWD. + +16:31 And it came to pass, as he h-had m-made an end of speaking (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +wowds, that t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave asundew that w-was undew (=`ω´=) t-them: 16:32 And +t-the eawth openyed hew mouth, and swawwowed t-them up, and theiw houses, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that appewtainyed u-unto Kowah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. + +1-16:33 They, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that appewtainyed to t-them, went down a-awive into t-the +pit, and t-the eawth cwosed upon (=`ω´=) t-them: and they pewished fwom among t-the +c-congwegation. + +16:34 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them fwed a-at t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of +(=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they said, West t-the eawth swawwow us up awso. + +16:35 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came out a fiwe fwom t-the WOWD, and consumed t-the two +hundwed and fifty men that offewed incense. + +16:36 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 16:37 Speak u-unto Eweazaw +t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest, that he o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the c-censews out of t-the +buwnying, and scattew t-thou t-the fiwe yondew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe h-hawwowed. + +1-16:38 The c-censews of these sinnyews against theiw own souws, wet t-them +make t-them bwoad pwates (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a covewing of t-the a-awtaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they offewed +t-them befowe t-the WOWD, thewefowe they awe ^w^ h-hawwowed: and they shaww be a +(*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +16:39 And Eweazaw t-the pwiest took t-the bwasen c-censews, whewewith they +that wewe buwnt h-had offewed; and they wewe m-made bwoad pwates (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +covewing of t-the a-awtaw: ＼(≧▽≦)／ 1-16:40 To be a memowiaw u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, that nyo s-stwangew, which is nyot of t-the seed of Aawon, come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +to offew i-incense befowe t-the WOWD; that he be nyot as Kowah, and as his +company: as t-the WOWD said to him by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +1-16:41 But on t-the mowwow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +(☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against Moses and against Aawon, s-saying, Ye have kiwwed t-the +peopwe of t-the WOWD. + +16:42 And it came to pass, when t-the c-congwegation w-was gathewed against +Moses and against Aawon, that they wooked towawd t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +(=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and, b-behowd, t-the cwoud covewed it, and t-the gwowy of t-the +WOWD a-appeawed. + +1-16:43 And Moses and Aawon came befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation. + +16:44 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 16:45 Get you up fwom +among this congwegation, that I may consume t-them as in a m-moment. And +they feww upon theiw faces. + +16:46 And Moses said u-unto Aawon, Take a (>_<) c-censew, and put fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein +fwom off t-the awtaw, and put on incense, and go quickwy u-unto t-the +congwegation, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is wwath gonye +out fwom t-the WOWD; t-the pwague is xDD b-begun. + +16:47 And Aawon took as Moses commanded, and wan into t-the m-midst of t-the +c-congwegation; and, b-behowd, t-the pwague w-was begun among t-the peopwe: and +he put on incense, and m-made an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe. + +1-16:48 And he s-stood b-between t-the dead and t-the (/ =ω=)/ w-wiving; and t-the pwague w-was +stayed. + +16:49 Nyow they that died in t-the pwague wewe fouwteen t-thousand and +seven h-hundwed, beside t-them that died about t-the mattew of Kowah. + +1-16:50 And Aawon wetuwnyed u-unto Moses u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of +t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and t-the pwague w-was stayed. + +17:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 17:2 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and o(>ω<)o t-take of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them a wod a-accowding to +t-the house of theiw fathews, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw pwinces a-accowding to t-the +house of theiw f-fathews twewve wods: wwite t-thou {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's nyame upon +his wod. + +17:3 And t-thou shawt wwite Aawon's nyame upon t-the wod of (o^ ^o) W-Wevi: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye +wod shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the house of theiw fathews. + +17:4 And t-thou shawt way t-them up in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation +befowe t-the testimony, whewe I wiww meet with you. + +17:5 And it shaww come to pass, that t-the man's wod, whom I shaww +choose, shaww bwossom: and I wiww make to cease fwom m-me t-the muwmuwings +of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, wheweby they m-muwmuw against you. + +17:6 And Moses spake u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of +theiw pwinces gave him a wod apiece, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow each pwince o-onye, a-accowding to +theiw f-fathews' houses, even twewve wods: and t-the wod of Aawon w-was +among theiw wods. + +17:7 And Moses w-waid up t-the (*^.^*) w-wods befowe t-the WOWD in t-the tabewnyacwe of +w-witnyess. + +1-17:8 And it came to pass, that on t-the mowwow Moses went into t-the +tabewnyacwe of w-witnyess; and, b-behowd, t-the wod of Aawon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of +Wevi w-was budded, and b-bwought fowth buds, and bwoomed bwossoms, and +yiewded awmonds. + +17:9 And Moses b-bwought out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (*^.^*) w-wods fwom befowe t-the WOWD u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: and they wooked, and took {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his wod. + +17:10 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Bwing Aawon's wod again befowe t-the +testimony, to be kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a token against t-the webews; and t-thou shawt +quite o(>ω<)o t-take away theiw muwmuwings fwom me, that they die n-nyot. + +17:11 And Moses did so: as t-the WOWD commanded him, so did he. + +17:12 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, Behowd, we +die, we pewish, we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pewish. + +17:13 Whosoevew cometh any t-thing (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD +shaww die: shaww we be consumed with dying? 18:1 And t-the WOWD said +u-unto Aawon, T-Thou and thy sons and thy fathew's house with thee shaww +beaw t-the i-inyiquity of t-the s-sanctuawy: and t-thou and thy sons with thee +shaww beaw t-the i-inyiquity of youw p-pwiesthood. + +18:2 And thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awso of t-the twibe of Wevi, t-the twibe of thy +fathew, bwing t-thou with thee, that they may be j-joinyed u-unto thee, and +m-minyistew u-unto t-thee: but t-thou and thy sons with thee shaww m-minyistew +befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of w-witnyess. + +18:3 And they shaww keep thy c-chawge, and t-the chawge of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +tabewnyacwe: onwy they shaww nyot come nyigh t-the vessews of t-the sanctuawy +and t-the awtaw, that nyeithew they, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ye awso, die. + +18:4 And they shaww be j-joinyed u-unto thee, and keep t-the chawge of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe: +and a stwangew shaww nyot come nyigh u-unto you. + +18:5 And ye shaww keep t-the chawge of t-the s-sanctuawy, and t-the chawge of +t-the a-awtaw: that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo wwath any mowe upon t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew. + +18:6 And I, b-behowd, I have taken youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Wevites fwom among +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: to you they awe given as a gift (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, +to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +18:7 Thewefowe t-thou and thy sons with thee shaww keep youw pwiest's +^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewything of t-the awtaw, and within t-the vaiw; and ye shaww +sewve: I have given youw pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office u-unto you as a sewvice of +g-gift: and t-the stwangew that cometh nyigh shaww be put to death. + +18:8 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Aawon, Behowd, I awso have given thee t-the +chawge of minye heave offewings of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hawwowed things of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; u-unto thee have I given t-them by w-weason of t-the +anyointing, and to thy ^-^ s-sons, by an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +18:9 This shaww be thinye of t-the most h-howy things, wesewved fwom t-the +fiwe: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy obwation of theiws, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy meat offewing of theiws, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sin offewing of theiws, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twespass offewing of theiws +which they shaww w-wendew u-unto me, shaww be most h-howy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thy sons. + +18:10 In t-the most h-howy pwace shawt t-thou e-eat it; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe shaww e-eat +i-it: it shaww be h-howy u-unto thee. + +1-18:11 And this is thinye; t-the heave offewing of theiw gift, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wave offewings of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: I have given t-them u-unto +thee, and to thy sons and to thy daughtews with thee, by a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is cwean in thy house shaww e-eat of it. + +18:12 Aww t-the best of t-the oiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the best of t-the winye, and of +t-the wheat, t-the fiwstfwuits of t-them which they shaww offew u-unto t-the +WOWD, t-them have I given thee. + +18:13 And whatsoevew is fiwst wipe in t-the wand, which they shaww bwing +u-unto t-the WOWD, shaww be thinye; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is cwean in thinye house +shaww e-eat of it. + +18:14 Evewy t-thing d-devoted in Iswaew shaww be thinye. + +18:15 Evewy t-thing that openyeth t-the m-matwix in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, which they +bwing u-unto t-the WOWD, whethew it be of men ow beasts, shaww be thinye: +nyevewthewess t-the fiwstbown of man shawt t-thou suwewy wedeem, and t-the +fiwstwing of uncwean b-beasts shawt t-thou w-wedeem. + +18:16 And those that awe to be wedeemed fwom a month o-owd shawt t-thou +wedeem, a-accowding to thinye (≧◡≦) e-estimation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the monyey of five shekews, +aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy, which is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty gewahs. + +18:17 But t-the fiwstwing of a c-cow, ow t-the fiwstwing of a sheep, ow t-the +fiwstwing of a goat, t-thou shawt nyot wedeem; they awe howy: t-thou shawt +spwinkwe theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw, and shawt buwn theiw fat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +offewing m-made by f-fiwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +18:18 And t-the fwesh of t-them shaww be thinye, as t-the wave bweast and as +t-the wight shouwdew awe thinye. + +18:19 Aww t-the heave offewings of t-the h-howy things, which t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew offew u-unto t-the WOWD, have I given thee, and thy sons and thy +daughtews with thee, by a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: it is a c-covenyant of sawt +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew befowe t-the WOWD u-unto thee and to thy seed with thee. + +18:20 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Aawon, T-Thou shawt have nyo (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in +theiw wand, nyeithew shawt t-thou have any pawt among (=`ω´=) t-them: I am thy pawt +and thinye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +1-18:21 And, b-behowd, I have given t-the chiwdwen of Wevi (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth in +Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sewvice which they sewve, even +t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +18:22 N-Nyeithew (* ^ ω ^) m-must t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew hencefowth come nyigh t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, west they beaw sin, and die. + +1-18:23 But t-the Wevites shaww (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, and they shaww beaw theiw i-inyiquity: it shaww be a +statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations, that among t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew they have nyo inhewitance. + +18:24 But t-the tithes of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which they offew as an +heave offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, I have given to t-the Wevites to inhewit: +thewefowe I have said u-unto t-them, Among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew they +shaww have nyo inhewitance. + +18:25 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 18:26 T-Thus speak u-unto t-the +W-Wevites, and say u-unto t-them, When ye o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew t-the +tithes which I have given you fwom t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw inhewitance, t-then ye +shaww offew up an heave offewing of it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, even a (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt +of t-the tithe. + +18:27 And this youw heave offewing shaww be w-weckonyed u-unto y-you, as +t-though it wewe t-the cown of t-the thweshingfwoow, and as t-the fuwnyess of +t-the winyepwess. + +18:28 T-Thus ye awso shaww offew an heave offewing u-unto t-the WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +youw tithes, which ye weceive of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; and ye shaww +g-give theweof t-the WOWD's heave offewing to Aawon t-the pwiest. + +18:29 Out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw gifts ye shaww offew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy heave offewing of t-the +WOWD, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the best t-theweof, even t-the hawwowed pawt theweof out of +it. + +18:30 Thewefowe t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, When ye have heaved t-the best +theweof fwom it, t-then it shaww be c-counted u-unto t-the Wevites as t-the +incwease of t-the thweshingfwoow, and as t-the incwease of t-the winyepwess. + +18:31 And ye shaww e-eat it in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace, ye and youw househowds: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +it is youw wewawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sewvice in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation. + +(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 And ye shaww beaw nyo sin by w-weason of it, when ye have heaved +fwom it t-the best of i-it: nyeithew shaww ye powwute t-the h-howy things of +t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, west ye die. + +19:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 19:2 This +is t-the owdinyance of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which t-the WOWD hath commanded, s-saying, +Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they bwing thee a (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed heifew +without |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, whewein is nyo bwemish, and upon which nyevew came y-yoke: +19:3 And ye shaww g-give hew u-unto Eweazaw t-the pwiest, that he may bwing +hew fowth without t-the camp, and onye shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway hew befowe his f-face: +19:4 And Eweazaw t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood with his fingew, +and spwinkwe of hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood diwectwy befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation seven times: 19:5 And onye shaww buwn t-the heifew in his +sight; hew s-skin, and hew f-fwesh, and hew bwood, with hew dung, shaww he +buwn: 1-19:6 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take cedaw wood, and h-hyssop, and +scawwet, and cast it into t-the m-midst of t-the b-buwnying of t-the h-heifew. + +19:7 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww w-wash his cwothes, and he shaww bathe his +fwesh in watew, and aftewwawd he shaww come into t-the camp, and t-the +pwiest shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +19:8 And he that buwnyeth hew shaww w-wash his cwothes in watew, and +bathe his fwesh in watew, and shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. + +19:9 And a man that is cwean shaww gathew up t-the ashes of t-the heifew, +and way t-them up without t-the camp in a cwean pwace, and it shaww be +kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-watew of +sepawation: it is a puwification (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin. + +19:10 And he that gatheweth t-the ashes of t-the heifew shaww w-wash his +cwothes, and be uncwean untiw t-the even: and it shaww be u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and u-unto t-the stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among t-them, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1-19:11 He that toucheth t-the dead body of any man shaww be uncwean seven +days. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 He shaww puwify himsewf with it on t-the thiwd day, and on t-the +seventh day he shaww be cwean: but if he puwify nyot himsewf t-the thiwd +day, t-then t-the seventh day he shaww nyot be cwean. + +19:13 Whosoevew toucheth t-the dead body of any man that is dead, and +puwifieth nyot himsewf, defiweth t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD; and that +souw shaww be cut off fwom Iswaew: because t-the w-watew of sepawation w-was +nyot spwinkwed upon him, he shaww be (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; his uncweannyess is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +upon h-him. + +19:14 This is t-the w-waw, when a man dieth in a tent: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that come into +t-the tent, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in t-the tent, shaww be uncwean seven days. + +19:15 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy open v-vessew, which hath nyo covewing b-bound upon it, is +uncwean. + +19:16 And w-whosoevew toucheth onye that is s-swain with a s-swowd in t-the +open fiewds, ow a dead b-body, ow a bonye of a ^.^ m-man, ow a gwave, shaww be +uncwean seven days. + +19:17 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an uncwean pewson they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ashes of t-the +buwnt heifew of puwification (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin, and wunnying w-watew shaww be put +theweto in a vessew: 19:18 And a cwean pewson shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-hyssop, and +dip it in t-the watew, and spwinkwe it upon t-the tent, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +vessews, and upon t-the p-pewsons that wewe thewe, and upon him that +touched a bonye, ow onye swain, ow onye dead, ow a gwave: 19:19 And t-the +cwean pewson shaww spwinkwe upon t-the uncwean on t-the thiwd day, and on +t-the seventh day: and on t-the seventh day he shaww puwify himsewf, and +w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and shaww be cwean a-at +even. + +19:20 But t-the man that shaww be u-uncwean, and shaww nyot puwify himsewf, +that souw shaww be cut off fwom among t-the congwegation, because he +hath defiwed t-the sanctuawy of t-the WOWD: t-the w-watew of sepawation hath +nyot b-been spwinkwed upon h-him; he is uncwean. + +19:21 And it shaww be a pewpetuaw statute u-unto t-them, that he that +spwinkweth t-the w-watew of sepawation shaww w-wash his cwothes; and he that +toucheth t-the w-watew of sepawation shaww be uncwean untiw even. + +1-19:22 And whatsoevew t-the uncwean pewson toucheth shaww be (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; and +t-the souw that toucheth it shaww be uncwean untiw even. + +20:1 T-Then came t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, even t-the w-whowe congwegation, +into t-the desewt of Zin in t-the fiwst (o_O) m-month: and t-the peopwe abode in +Kadesh; and Miwiam died thewe, and w-was buwied thewe. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and they gathewed +themsewves togethew against Moses and against Aawon. + +20:3 And t-the peopwe chode with Moses, and spake, s-saying, Wouwd God +that we h-had died when ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen died befowe t-the WOWD! 20:4 And why +have ye b-bwought up t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD into this wiwdewnyess, +that we and ouw cattwe shouwd die thewe? 20:5 And (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe have ye +m-made us to come up out of Egypt, to bwing us in u-unto this eviw pwace? +it is nyo pwace of seed, ow of f-figs, ow of vinyes, ow of pomegwanyates; +nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any w-watew to d-dwink. + +20:6 And Moses and Aawon went fwom t-the pwesence of t-the assembwy u-unto +t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and they feww upon +theiw f-faces: and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto them. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 20:8 Take t-the wod, and +gathew t-thou t-the assembwy togethew, thou, and Aawon thy bwothew, and +speak ye u-unto t-the w-wock befowe theiw e-eyes; and it shaww g-give fowth his +watew, and t-thou shawt bwing fowth to t-them w-watew out of t-the w-wock: so +t-thou shawt g-give t-the c-congwegation and theiw b-beasts d-dwink. + +20:9 And Moses took t-the wod fwom befowe t-the WOWD, as he commanded h-him. + +20:10 And Moses and Aawon gathewed t-the c-congwegation togethew befowe +t-the wock, and he said u-unto t-them, Heaw n-nyow, ye webews; (* ^ ω ^) m-must we fetch +you w-watew out of this wock? 2-20:11 And Moses w-wifted up his hand, and +with his wod he smote t-the w-wock twice: and t-the w-watew came out +abundantwy, and t-the c-congwegation dwank, and theiw b-beasts awso. + +2-20:12 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and Aawon, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye bewieved m-me +nyot, to sanctify m-me in t-the eyes of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, thewefowe +ye shaww nyot bwing this c-congwegation into t-the wand which I have given +them. + +2-20:13 This is t-the w-watew of Mewibah; because t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +stwove with t-the WOWD, and he w-was sanctified in them. + +2-20:14 And Moses sent m-messengews fwom K-Kadesh u-unto t-the king of Edom, +T-Thus saith thy b-bwothew I-Iswaew, T-Thou k-knyowest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twavaiw that hath +^w^ b-befawwen us: 2-20:15 How ouw f-fathews went down into Egypt, and we have +d-dwewt in Egypt a wong time; and t-the Egyptians vexed u-us, and ouw +fathews: 20:16 And when we cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, he heawd ouw voice, +and sent an angew, and hath b-bwought us fowth out of Egypt: and, +b-behowd, we awe in Kadesh, a city in t-the uttewmost of thy bowdew: 2-20:17 +Wet us pass, I p-pway thee, thwough thy c-countwy: we wiww nyot pass +thwough t-the fiewds, ow thwough t-the vinyeyawds, nyeithew wiww we dwink of +t-the w-watew of t-the w-wewws: we wiww go by t-the king's high way, we wiww nyot +tuwn to t-the wight hand (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft, untiw we have passed thy +bowdews. + +20:18 And Edom said u-unto him, T-Thou shawt nyot pass by me, west I come +out against thee with t-the swowd. + +2-20:19 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew said u-unto him, We wiww go by t-the high +w-way: and if I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cattwe dwink of thy watew, t-then I wiww pay (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +i-it: I wiww onwy, without doing anything ewse, go thwough on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. + +20:20 And he said, T-Thou shawt nyot go thwough. And Edom came out +against him with m-much p-peopwe, and with a stwong ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +20:21 T-Thus Edom wefused to g-give Iswaew passage thwough his bowdew: +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe Iswaew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away fwom h-him. + +2-20:22 And t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, even t-the w-whowe congwegation, +jouwnyeyed fwom Kadesh, and came u-unto mount H-How. + +20:23 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and Aawon in mount How, by t-the +coast of t-the wand of Edom, s-saying, 20:24 Aawon shaww be gathewed u-unto +his peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww nyot entew into t-the wand which I have given +u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, because ye webewwed against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd a-at +t-the w-watew of Mewibah. + +20:25 Take Aawon and Eweazaw his son, and bwing t-them up u-unto mount +How: 20:26 And s-stwip Aawon of his gawments, and put t-them upon Eweazaw +his son: and Aawon shaww be gathewed u-unto his p-peopwe, and shaww die +thewe. + +2-20:27 And Moses did as t-the WOWD commanded: and they went up into mount +How in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. + +20:28 And Moses (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped Aawon of his gawments, and put t-them upon +Eweazaw his son; and Aawon died (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the top of t-the mount: and +Moses and Eweazaw came down fwom t-the mount. + +20:29 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation saw that Aawon w-was dead, they +mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon thiwty days, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew. + +21:1 And when king Awad t-the Canyaanyite, which d-dwewt in t-the south, heawd +teww that Iswaew came by t-the w-way of t-the s-spies; t-then he fought against +I-Iswaew, and took s-some of t-them pwisonyews. + +21:2 And Iswaew vowed a vow u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, If t-thou wiwt +indeed d-dewivew this peopwe into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, t-then I wiww u-uttewwy d-destwoy +theiw cities. + +21:3 And t-the WOWD heawkenyed to t-the voice of I-Iswaew, and dewivewed up +t-the Canyaanyites; and they u-uttewwy destwoyed t-them and theiw cities: and +he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace Howmah. + +21:4 And they jouwnyeyed fwom mount How by t-the w-way of t-the Wed sea, to +compass t-the wand of E-Edom: and t-the souw of t-the peopwe w-was m-much +discouwaged because of t-the way. + +21:5 And t-the peopwe spake against G-God, and against Moses, Whewefowe +have ye b-bwought us up out of Egypt to die in t-the wiwdewnyess? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is nyo bwead, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any watew; and ouw souw woatheth this +wight bwead. + +2-21:6 And t-the WOWD sent fiewy sewpents among t-the p-peopwe, and they bit +t-the peopwe; and m-much peopwe of Iswaew died. + +21:7 Thewefowe t-the peopwe came to Moses, and said, We have sinnyed, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +we have spoken against t-the WOWD, and against thee; p-pway u-unto t-the WOWD, +that he o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the sewpents fwom us. And Moses pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +peopwe. + +21:8 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Make thee a fiewy s-sewpent, and s-set +it upon a powe: and it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is +bitten, when he wooketh upon it, shaww w-wive. + +21:9 And Moses m-made a sewpent of b-bwass, and put it upon a powe, and it +came to pass, that if a sewpent h-had bitten any ^.^ m-man, when he behewd t-the +sewpent of b-bwass, he w-wived. + +21:10 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew s-set fowwawd, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Oboth. + +21:11 And they jouwnyeyed fwom Oboth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched a-at Ijeabawim, in t-the +wiwdewnyess which is befowe M-Moab, towawd t-the sunwising. + +21:12 Fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence they w-wemoved, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the vawwey of Zawed. + +2-21:13 Fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence they w-wemoved, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched on t-the othew side of +A-Awnyon, which is in t-the wiwdewnyess that cometh out of t-the coasts of t-the +Amowites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Awnyon is t-the bowdew of M-Moab, b-between Moab and t-the +Amowites. + +21:14 Whewefowe it is said in t-the book of t-the waws of t-the WOWD, What +he did in t-the Wed sea, and in t-the bwooks of A-Awnyon, 2-21:15 And a-at t-the +stweam of t-the bwooks that goeth down to t-the dwewwing of Aw, and wieth +upon t-the bowdew of Moab. + +21:16 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence they went to Beew: that is t-the w-weww wheweof t-the +WOWD spake u-unto Moses, Gathew t-the peopwe togethew, and I wiww g-give +t-them watew. + +21:17 T-Then Iswaew sang this song, Spwing up, O-O w-weww; sing ye u-unto i-it: +2-21:18 The pwinces digged t-the weww, t-the nyobwes of t-the peopwe digged it, +by t-the diwection of t-the wawgivew, with theiw staves. And fwom t-the +wiwdewnyess they went to M-Mattanyah: 2-21:19 And fwom Mattanyah to Nyahawiew: +and fwom Nyahawiew to Bamoth: 21:20 And fwom Bamoth in t-the vawwey, that +is in t-the c-countwy of M-Moab, to t-the top of Pisgah, which wooketh towawd +Jeshimon. + +21:21 And Iswaew sent m-messengews u-unto (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, +s-saying, 2-21:22 Wet m-me pass thwough thy wand: we wiww nyot tuwn into t-the +fiewds, ow into t-the vinyeyawds; we wiww nyot dwink of t-the watews of t-the +weww: but we wiww go awong by t-the king's high way, untiw we be past +thy bowdews. + +21:23 And (❤ω❤) S-Sihon w-wouwd nyot s-suffew Iswaew to pass thwough his bowdew: +but (❤ω❤) S-Sihon gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe togethew, and went out against +Iswaew into t-the wiwdewnyess: and he came to Jahaz, and fought against +Iswaew. + +21:24 And Iswaew smote him with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and p-possessed +his wand fwom Awnyon u-unto Jabbok, even u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Ammon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon w-was s-stwong. + +21:25 And Iswaew took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these cities: and Iswaew d-dwewt in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-cities of t-the A-Amowites, in (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the v-viwwages t-theweof. + +21:26 Fow H-Heshbon w-was t-the city of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon t-the king of t-the A-Amowites, who +h-had fought against t-the f-fowmew king of M-Moab, and taken (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wand out +of his hand, even u-unto Awnyon. + +21:27 Whewefowe they that speak in p-pwovewbs say, Come into (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, +wet t-the city of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon be b-buiwt and pwepawed: 21:28 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a fiwe +gonye out of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, a fwame fwom t-the city of S-Sihon: it hath consumed +Aw of M-Moab, and t-the wowds of t-the high pwaces of Awnyon. + +21:29 Woe to thee, Moab! t-thou awt undonye, O-O peopwe of Chemosh: he hath +given his sons that escaped, and his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, into captivity u-unto +(❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the Amowites. + +2-21:30 We have shot a-at t-them; H-Heshbon is pewished even u-unto Dibon, and +we have w-waid t-them waste even u-unto N-Nyophah, which weacheth u-unto Medeba. + +21:31 T-Thus Iswaew d-dwewt in t-the wand of t-the Amowites. + +21:32 And Moses sent to spy out Jaazew, and they took t-the v-viwwages +t-theweof, and (o_O)! d-dwove out t-the Amowites that wewe thewe. + +21:33 And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went up by t-the w-way of Bashan: and Og t-the +king of Bashan went out against t-them, he, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, to t-the +battwe a-at E-Edwei. + +21:34 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Feaw him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have dewivewed +him into thy hand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, and his wand; and t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do +to him as t-thou didst u-unto (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, which d-dwewt a-at +Heshbon. + +21:35 S-So they smote him, and his ^-^ s-sons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, untiw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was nyonye weft him a-awive: and they p-possessed his wand. + +22:1 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew s-set fowwawd, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the pwains +of Moab on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan by Jewicho. + +2-22:2 And Bawak t-the son of Zippow saw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Iswaew h-had donye to t-the +Amowites. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And Moab w-was sowe afwaid of t-the p-peopwe, because they wewe many: +and Moab w-was d-distwessed because of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +22:4 And Moab said u-unto t-the ewdews of Midian, Nyow shaww this company +wick up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about u-us, as t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox wicketh up t-the gwass of +t-the fiewd. + +And Bawak t-the son of Zippow w-was king of t-the Moabites a-at that ^w^ t-time. + +2-22:5 He sent m-messengews thewefowe u-unto Bawaam t-the son of Beow to +Pethow, which is by t-the wivew of t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of his +p-peopwe, to caww him, s-saying, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a peopwe come out fwom +Egypt: b-behowd, they covew t-the f-face of t-the eawth, and they abide o-ovew +against me: 22:6 Come nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, (O_O;) c-cuwse m-me this +peopwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe too mighty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: pewadventuwe I shaww pwevaiw, +that we may smite t-them, and that I may dwive t-them out of t-the wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +I wot that he whom t-thou b-bwessest is bwessed, and he whom t-thou c-cuwsest +is cuwsed. + +22:7 And t-the ewdews of Moab and t-the ewdews of Midian depawted with t-the +wewawds of divinyation in theiw hand; and they came u-unto Bawaam, and +spake u-unto him t-the w-wowds of B-Bawak. + +22:8 And he said u-unto t-them, Wodge hewe this nyight, and I wiww bwing +you wowd again, as t-the WOWD shaww speak u-unto me: and t-the pwinces of +Moab abode with Bawaam. + +22:9 And God came u-unto Bawaam, and said, What men awe these with thee? +22:10 And Bawaam said u-unto G-God, Bawak t-the son of Zippow, king of M-Moab, +hath sent u-unto me, s-saying, 22:11 Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a peopwe come out of +Egypt, which coveweth t-the f-face of t-the eawth: come n-nyow, (O_O;) c-cuwse m-me t-them; +pewadventuwe I shaww be abwe to ovewcome t-them, and dwive t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +22:12 And God said u-unto Bawaam, T-Thou shawt nyot go with t-them; t-thou +shawt nyot (O_O;) c-cuwse t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe bwessed. + +22:13 And Bawaam w-wose up in t-the m-mownying, and said u-unto t-the pwinces of +Bawak, Get you into youw wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD wefuseth to g-give m-me weave +to go with you. + +22:14 And t-the pwinces of Moab w-wose up, and they went u-unto Bawak, and +said, Bawaam wefuseth to come with us. + +22:15 And Bawak sent (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again pwinces, m-mowe, and mowe honyouwabwe than +they. + +22:16 And they came to Bawaam, and said to him, T-Thus saith Bawak t-the +son of Zippow, Wet nyothing, I p-pway thee, hindew thee fwom coming u-unto +me: (^人^) 2-22:17 Fow I wiww pwomote thee u-unto vewy gweat honyouw, and I wiww +(^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew t-thou sayest u-unto me: come thewefowe, I p-pway thee, (O_O;) c-cuwse +m-me this peopwe. + +22:18 And Bawaam answewed and said u-unto t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Bawak, If +Bawak w-wouwd g-give m-me his house f-fuww of s-siwvew and gowd, I c-cannyot go +beyond t-the wowd of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, to (^-^*)/ d-do w-wess ow mowe. + +22:19 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway y-you, tawwy ye awso hewe this nyight, that I +may knyow what t-the WOWD wiww say u-unto m-me mowe. + +22:20 And God came u-unto Bawaam a-at nyight, and said u-unto him, If t-the men +come to caww thee, (☆ω☆) w-wise up, and go with t-them; but (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the wowd which I +shaww say u-unto thee, that shawt t-thou do. + +22:21 And Bawaam w-wose up in t-the m-mownying, and saddwed his ass, and went +with t-the pwinces of Moab. + +2-22:22 And God's angew w-was kindwed because he went: and t-the angew of +t-the WOWD s-stood in t-the w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an a-advewsawy against h-him. Nyow he w-was +widing upon his ass, and his two (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wewe with h-him. + +22:23 And t-the a-ass saw t-the angew of t-the WOWD standing in t-the way, and +his s-swowd dwawn in his hand: and t-the a-ass (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside out of t-the way, +and went into t-the fiewd: and Bawaam smote t-the ass, to tuwn hew into +t-the way. + +22:24 But t-the angew of t-the WOWD s-stood in a ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of t-the vinyeyawds, a +waww being on this side, and a waww on that side. + +22:25 And when t-the a-ass saw t-the angew of t-the WOWD, she thwust hewsewf +u-unto t-the waww, and cwushed Bawaam's foot against t-the w-waww: and he +smote hew again. + +22:26 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD went fuwthew, and s-stood in a nyawwow +pwace, whewe w-was nyo w-way to tuwn eithew to t-the wight hand ow to t-the +weft. + +22:27 And when t-the a-ass saw t-the angew of t-the WOWD, she feww down undew +Bawaam: and Bawaam's angew w-was kindwed, and he smote t-the a-ass with a +staff. + +22:28 And t-the WOWD openyed t-the mouth of t-the ass, and she said u-unto +Bawaam, What have I donye u-unto thee, that t-thou hast smitten m-me these +thwee times? 22:29 And Bawaam said u-unto t-the ass, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast +mocked me: I w-wouwd (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a s-swowd in minye hand, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow w-wouwd I +kiww thee. + +22:30 And t-the a-ass said u-unto Bawaam, Am nyot I thinye ass, upon which +t-thou hast widden e-evew since I w-was thinye u-unto this day? w-was I e-evew wont +to (^-^*)/ d-do so u-unto thee? And he said, N-Nyay. + +22:31 T-Then t-the WOWD openyed t-the eyes of Bawaam, and he saw t-the angew of +t-the WOWD standing in t-the way, and his s-swowd dwawn in his hand: and he +b-bowed down his head, and feww fwat on his (￣ω￣) f-face. + +22:32 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Whewefowe hast t-thou +smitten thinye a-ass these thwee times? b-behowd, I went out to w-withstand +thee, because thy w-way is pewvewse befowe me: 22:33 And t-the a-ass saw me, +and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom m-me these thwee times: unwess she h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom me, +suwewy nyow awso I h-had s-swain thee, and saved hew awive. + +22:34 And Bawaam said u-unto t-the angew of t-the WOWD, I have sinnyed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +knyew nyot that t-thou stoodest in t-the w-way against me: nyow thewefowe, if +it d-dispwease thee, I wiww get m-me back again. + +22:35 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto Bawaam, Go with t-the m-men: but +onwy t-the wowd that I shaww speak u-unto thee, that t-thou shawt s-speak. S-So +Bawaam went with t-the pwinces of B-Bawak. + +22:36 And when Bawak heawd that Bawaam w-was come, he went out to meet +him u-unto a city of M-Moab, which is in t-the bowdew of A-Awnyon, which is in +t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost coast. + +22:37 And Bawak said u-unto Bawaam, Did I nyot eawnyestwy send u-unto thee +to caww thee? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe camest t-thou nyot u-unto m-me? am I nyot abwe indeed +to pwomote thee to honyouw? 22:38 And Bawaam said u-unto Bawak, Wo, I am +come u-unto t-thee: have I nyow any p-powew a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to say any thing? t-the wowd +that God putteth in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, that shaww I s-speak. + +22:39 And Bawaam went with Bawak, and they came u-unto (￣ω￣) *shuffles closer* K-Kiwjathhuzoth. + +22:40 And Bawak offewed oxen and sheep, and sent to Bawaam, and to t-the +pwinces that wewe with h-him. + +(o^▽^o) 2-22:41 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that Bawak took Bawaam, and +b-bwought him up into t-the high pwaces of Baaw, that (o´∀`o) t-thence he m-might s-see +t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost pawt of t-the peopwe. + +23:1 And Bawaam said u-unto Bawak, Buiwd m-me hewe seven awtaws, and +p-pwepawe m-me hewe seven oxen and seven wams. + +23:2 And Bawak did as Bawaam h-had spoken; and Bawak and Bawaam offewed +on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy awtaw a buwwock and a wam. + +23:3 And Bawaam said u-unto Bawak, Stand by thy buwnt o-offewing, and I +wiww go: pewadventuwe t-the WOWD wiww come to meet me: and whatsoevew he +sheweth m-me I wiww teww thee. And he went to an high pwace. + +23:4 And God met Bawaam: and he said u-unto him, I have pwepawed seven +awtaws, and I have offewed upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy awtaw a buwwock and a wam. + +23:5 And t-the WOWD put a wowd in Bawaam's mouth, and said, W-Wetuwn u-unto +Bawak, and thus t-thou shawt s-speak. + +23:6 And he wetuwnyed u-unto him, and, wo, he s-stood by his buwnt +sacwifice, he, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of Moab. + +2-23:7 And he took up his pawabwe, and said, Bawak t-the king of Moab hath +b-bwought m-me fwom Awam, out of t-the mountains of t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, s-saying, Come, +(O_O;) c-cuwse m-me Jacob, and come, d-defy Iswaew. + +2-23:8 How shaww I cuwse, whom God hath nyot cuwsed? ow how shaww I defy, +whom t-the WOWD hath nyot d-defied? 23:9 Fow fwom t-the top of t-the wocks I +s-see him, and fwom t-the hiwws I (x_x)V b-behowd him: wo, t-the peopwe shaww dweww +awonye, and shaww nyot be w-weckonyed among t-the nyations. + +23:10 Who c-can count t-the dust of Jacob, and t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the fouwth +pawt of I-Iswaew? Wet m-me die t-the death of t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wast +end be w-wike his! 23:11 And Bawak said u-unto Bawaam, What hast t-thou +donye u-unto m-me? I took thee to (O_O;) c-cuwse minye >_> e-enyemies, and, b-behowd, t-thou +hast bwessed t-them awtogethew. + +23:12 And he answewed and said, Must I nyot o(>ω<)o t-take heed to speak that +which t-the WOWD hath put in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth? 2-23:13 And Bawak said u-unto him, +Come, I p-pway thee, with m-me u-unto anyothew pwace, fwom whence t-thou mayest +s-see (=`ω´=) t-them: t-thou shawt s-see but t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost pawt of t-them, and shawt nyot +s-see t-them aww: and (O_O;) c-cuwse m-me t-them fwom thence. + +23:14 And he b-bwought him into t-the fiewd of Zophim, to t-the top of +Pisgah, and b-buiwt seven awtaws, and offewed a buwwock and a wam on +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +23:15 And he said u-unto Bawak, Stand hewe by thy buwnt o-offewing, whiwe +I meet t-the WOWD yondew. + +23:16 And t-the WOWD met Bawaam, and put a wowd in his mouth, and said, +Go again u-unto Bawak, and say t-thus. + +23:17 And when he came to him, b-behowd, he s-stood by his buwnt o-offewing, +and t-the pwinces of Moab with h-him. And Bawak said u-unto him, What hath +t-the WOWD o(>< )o s-spoken? 23:18 And he took up his pawabwe, and said, Wise up, +Bawak, and heaw; heawken u-unto me, t-thou son of Z-Zippow: 23:19 God is nyot +a ^.^ m-man, that he shouwd wie; nyeithew t-the son of ^.^ m-man, that he shouwd +wepent: hath he said, and shaww he nyot (^-^*)/ d-do it? ow hath he spoken, and +shaww he nyot make it good? 23:20 Behowd, I have weceived commandment +to bwess: and he hath bwessed; and I c-cannyot wevewse it. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 He hath nyot behewd i-inyiquity in Jacob, nyeithew hath he s-seen +pewvewsenyess in Iswaew: t-the WOWD his God is with him, and t-the shout of +a king is among them. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 God b-bwought t-them out of Egypt; he hath as it wewe t-the stwength +of an unyicown. + +23:23 S-Suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo enchantment against Jacob, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +any divinyation against Iswaew: a-accowding to this time it shaww be said +of J-Jacob and of I-Iswaew, What hath God wwought! 23:24 Behowd, t-the +peopwe shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up as a gweat wion, and wift up himsewf as a young +wion: he shaww nyot w-wie down untiw he e-eat of t-the pwey, and dwink t-the +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the swain. + +23:25 And Bawak said u-unto Bawaam, N-Nyeithew (O_O;) c-cuwse t-them a-at a-aww, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwess +t-them a-at aww. + +23:26 But Bawaam answewed and said u-unto Bawak, Towd nyot I thee, +s-saying, Aww that t-the WOWD speaketh, that I (* ^ ω ^) m-must do? ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 And Bawak +said u-unto Bawaam, Come, I p-pway thee, I wiww bwing thee u-unto anyothew +pwace; pewadventuwe it wiww pwease God that t-thou mayest (O_O;) c-cuwse m-me t-them +fwom thence. + +23:28 And Bawak b-bwought Bawaam u-unto t-the top of Peow, that wooketh +towawd Jeshimon. + +23:29 And Bawaam said u-unto Bawak, Buiwd m-me hewe seven awtaws, and +p-pwepawe m-me hewe seven buwwocks and seven wams. + +o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And Bawak did as Bawaam h-had said, and offewed a buwwock and a +wam on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +2-24:1 And when Bawaam saw that it pweased t-the WOWD to bwess I-Iswaew, he +went nyot, as a-at othew times, to seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow enchantments, but he s-set his +f-face towawd t-the wiwdewnyess. + +24:2 And Bawaam w-wifted up his eyes, and he saw Iswaew (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in his +tents a-accowding to theiw twibes; and t-the spiwit of God came upon h-him. + +24:3 And he took up his pawabwe, and said, Bawaam t-the son of Beow hath +said, and t-the man whose eyes awe open hath said: 2-24:4 He hath said, +which heawd t-the w-wowds of G-God, which saw t-the vision of t-the Awmighty, +fawwing into a twance, but h-having his eyes open: 24:5 How goodwy awe +thy tents, O-O Jacob, and thy tabewnyacwes, O-O Iswaew! 24:6 As t-the +vawweys awe they spwead fowth, as gawdens by t-the wivew's side, as t-the +twees of wign awoes which t-the WOWD hath pwanted, and as cedaw twees +beside t-the watews. + +24:7 He shaww p-pouw t-the w-watew out of his buckets, and his seed shaww be +in many w-watews, and his king shaww be highew than Agag, and his +kingdom shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 God b-bwought him fowth out of Egypt; he hath as it wewe t-the +stwength of an unyicown: he shaww e-eat up t-the nyations his >_> e-enyemies, and +shaww bweak theiw bonyes, and (-ω-、) p-piewce t-them thwough with his ^.^ a-awwows. + +24:9 He couched, he way down as a wion, and as a gweat wion: who shaww +stiw him u-up? Bwessed is he that bwesseth thee, and cuwsed is he that +cuwseth thee. + +24:10 And Bawak's angew w-was kindwed against Bawaam, and he smote his +h-hands togethew: and Bawak said u-unto Bawaam, I cawwed thee to (O_O;) c-cuwse +minye >_> e-enyemies, and, b-behowd, t-thou hast awtogethew bwessed t-them these +thwee times. + +24:11 Thewefowe nyow fwee t-thou to thy p-pwace: I thought to pwomote thee +u-unto gweat honyouw; but, wo, t-the WOWD hath kept thee back fwom honyouw. + +24:12 And Bawaam said u-unto Bawak, Spake I nyot awso to thy m-messengews +which t-thou s-sentest u-unto me, s-saying, (❤ω❤) 2-24:13 If Bawak w-wouwd g-give m-me his +house f-fuww of s-siwvew and gowd, I c-cannyot go beyond t-the commandment of +t-the WOWD, to (^-^*)/ d-do eithew g-good ow (＃￣ω￣) b-bad of minye own mind; but what t-the WOWD +saith, that wiww I speak? 24:14 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I go u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: +come thewefowe, and I wiww (>_<) a-advewtise thee what this peopwe shaww (^-^*)/ d-do to +thy peopwe in t-the wattew days. + +24:15 And he took up his pawabwe, and said, Bawaam t-the son of Beow +hath said, and t-the man whose eyes awe open hath said: 24:16 He hath +said, which heawd t-the w-wowds of G-God, and knyew t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the most +High, which saw t-the vision of t-the Awmighty, fawwing into a twance, but +h-having his eyes open: 24:17 I shaww s-see him, but nyot nyow: I shaww +(x_x)V b-behowd him, but nyot nyigh: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come a Staw out of Jacob, and a +Sceptwe shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise out of I-Iswaew, and shaww smite t-the c-cownyews of M-Moab, +and d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of S-Sheth. + +24:18 And Edom shaww be a possession, Seiw awso shaww be a ^.^ p-possession +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his enyemies; and Iswaew shaww (^-^*)/ d-do vawiantwy. + +24:19 Out of J-Jacob shaww come he that shaww have dominyion, and shaww +d-destwoy him that wemainyeth of t-the city. + +24:20 And when he wooked on Amawek, he took up his pawabwe, and said, +Amawek w-was t-the fiwst of t-the nyations; but his wattew end shaww be that +he pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +24:21 And he wooked on t-the Kenyites, and took up his pawabwe, and said, +Stwong is thy dwewwingpwace, and t-thou puttest thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest in a wock. + +2-24:22 Nyevewthewess t-the K-Kenyite shaww be wasted, untiw Asshuw shaww +cawwy thee away captive. + +24:23 And he took up his pawabwe, and said, Awas, who shaww wive when +God doeth this! 24:24 And s-ships shaww come fwom t-the coast of Chittim, +and shaww affwict Asshuw, and shaww affwict Ebew, and he awso shaww +pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +24:25 And Bawaam w-wose up, and went and wetuwnyed to his p-pwace: and +Bawak awso went his way. + +2-25:1 And Iswaew abode in S-Shittim, and t-the peopwe began to commit +w-whowedom with t-the daughtews of Moab. + +25:2 And they cawwed t-the peopwe u-unto t-the s-sacwifices of theiw gods: and +t-the peopwe did eat, and b-bowed down to theiw gods. + +25:3 And Iswaew j-joinyed himsewf u-unto Baawpeow: and t-the angew of t-the +WOWD w-was kindwed against Iswaew. + +25:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heads of t-the p-peopwe, +and h-hang t-them up befowe t-the WOWD against t-the sun, that t-the fiewce +angew of t-the WOWD may be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away fwom Iswaew. + +25:5 And Moses said u-unto t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of I-Iswaew, Sway ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his +men that wewe j-joinyed u-unto Baawpeow. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And, b-behowd, onye of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came and b-bwought u-unto +his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen a UwU M-Midianyitish woman in t-the sight of Moses, and in t-the +sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, who wewe +weeping befowe t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +25:7 And when Phinyehas, t-the son of Eweazaw, t-the son of Aawon t-the +pwiest, saw it, he w-wose up fwom among t-the congwegation, and took a +javewin in his hand; 25:8 And he went aftew t-the man of Iswaew into t-the +tent, and thwust both of t-them thwough, t-the man of I-Iswaew, and t-the +woman thwough hew b-bewwy. S-So t-the pwague w-was stayed fwom t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew. + +25:9 And those that died in t-the pwague wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. + +25:10 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 25:11 Phinyehas, t-the son +of Eweazaw, t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest, hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath away +fwom t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, whiwe he w-was z-zeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake among +t-them, that I consumed nyot t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy. + +25:12 Whewefowe say, Behowd, I g-give u-unto him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant of peace: +25:13 And he shaww have it, and his seed aftew him, even t-the c-covenyant +of an evewwasting p-pwiesthood; because he w-was z-zeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his G-God, and +m-made an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +25:14 Nyow t-the nyame of t-the I-Iswaewite that w-was swain, even that w-was +s-swain with t-the UwU M-Midianyitish woman, w-was Zimwi, t-the son of (⌒ω⌒) S-Sawu, a pwince +of a chief house among t-the S-Simeonyites. + +25:15 And t-the nyame of t-the UwU M-Midianyitish woman that w-was s-swain w-was Cozbi, +t-the daughtew of Zuw; he w-was ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head o-ovew a p-peopwe, and of a chief house +in Midian. + +25:16 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 2-25:17 V-Vex t-the Midianyites, +and smite (=`ω´=) t-them: 25:18 Fow they v-vex you with theiw wiwes, whewewith +they have b-beguiwed you in t-the mattew of Peow, and in t-the mattew of +Cozbi, t-the daughtew of a pwince of Midian, theiw sistew, which w-was +s-swain in t-the day of t-the pwague (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow P-Peow's sake. + +26:1 And it came to pass aftew t-the pwague, that t-the WOWD spake u-unto +Moses and u-unto Eweazaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest, s-saying, 26:2 Take +t-the sum of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw f-fathews' h-house, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe +abwe to go to waw in Iswaew. + +26:3 And Moses and Eweazaw t-the pwiest spake with t-them in t-the pwains of +Moab by (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho, s-saying, (*^.^*) 2-26:4 Take t-the sum of t-the p-peopwe, +fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd; as t-the WOWD commanded Moses and t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which went fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt. + +26:5 W-Weuben, t-the (・_・ヾ e-ewdest son of Iswaew: t-the chiwdwen of ╰(▔∀▔)╯ W-Weuben; Hanyoch, +of whom cometh t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hanyochites: of Pawwu, t-the f-famiwy of +t-the Pawwuites: 26:6 O-Of Hezwon, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hezwonyites: of Cawmi, +t-the f-famiwy of t-the Cawmites. + +26:7 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the Weubenyites: and they that wewe +nyumbewed of t-them wewe f-fowty and thwee t-thousand and seven hundwed and +t-thiwty. + +26:8 And t-the sons of Pawwu; E-Ewiab. + +26:9 And t-the sons of E-Ewiab; N-Nyemuew, and Dathan, and Abiwam. This is +that Dathan and Abiwam, which wewe famous in t-the congwegation, who +stwove against Moses and against Aawon in t-the company of Kowah, when +they stwove against t-the WOWD: 26:10 And t-the eawth openyed hew mouth, +and swawwowed t-them up togethew with Kowah, when that company died, +what time t-the fiwe devouwed two hundwed and fifty m-men: and they became +a sign. + +2-26:11 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the chiwdwen of K-Kowah died n-nyot. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 The sons of S-Simeon aftew theiw famiwies: of N-Nyemuew, t-the f-famiwy +of t-the (=^･ω･^=) *cries* N-Nyemuewites: of Jamin, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Jaminyites: of Jachin, +t-the f-famiwy of t-the Jachinyites: 26:13 O-Of Zewah, t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Zawhites: of Shauw, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Shauwites. + +26:14 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the Simeonyites, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two +t-thousand and two hundwed. + +26:15 The chiwdwen of Gad aftew theiw famiwies: of Z-Zephon, t-the f-famiwy +of t-the Zephonyites: of Haggi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Haggites: of Shunyi, t-the +f-famiwy of t-the Shunyites: (*^.^*) 2-26:16 O-Of Oznyi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Oznyites: of +Ewi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Ewites: 26:17 O-Of A-Awod, t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Awodites: of Awewi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Awewites. + +26:18 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the chiwdwen of Gad a-accowding to those +that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, f-fowty t-thousand and five hundwed. + +26:19 The sons of Judah wewe (♡°▽°♡) E-Ew and Onyan: and (♡°▽°♡) E-Ew and Onyan died in t-the +wand of Canyaan. + +26:20 And t-the sons of Judah aftew theiw famiwies wewe; of Shewah, t-the +f-famiwy of t-the Shewanyites: of Phawez, t-the f-famiwy of t-the P-Phawzites: of +Zewah, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Zawhites. + +26:21 And t-the sons of Phawez wewe; of Hezwon, t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Hezwonyites: of Hamuw, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hamuwites. + +26:22 These awe t-the famiwies of Judah a-accowding to those that wewe +nyumbewed of t-them, (o_O)! t-thweescowe and sixteen t-thousand and five hundwed. + +26:23 O-Of t-the sons of Issachaw aftew theiw famiwies: of Towa, t-the +f-famiwy of t-the Towaites: of P-Pua, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Punyites: 2-26:24 O-Of +J-Jashub, t-the f-famiwy of t-the (・_・ヾ J-Jashubites: of Shimwon, t-the f-famiwy of t-the +S-Shimwonyites. + +2-26:25 These awe t-the famiwies of Issachaw a-accowding to those that wewe +nyumbewed of t-them, (o_O)! t-thweescowe and fouw t-thousand and thwee hundwed. + +2-26:26 O-Of t-the sons of Zebuwun aftew theiw famiwies: of Sewed, t-the +f-famiwy of t-the Sawdites: of Ewon, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Ewonyites: of +J-Jahweew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the (x_x)V J-Jahweewites. + +2-26:27 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the ;;w;; Z-Zebuwunyites a-accowding to those +that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, (o_O)! t-thweescowe t-thousand and five hundwed. + +2-26:28 The sons of Joseph aftew theiw famiwies wewe Manyasseh and +Ephwaim. + +26:29 O-Of t-the sons of Manyasseh: of Machiw, t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Machiwites: and M-Machiw begat Giwead: of Giwead come t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Giweadites. + +26:30 These awe t-the sons of Giwead: of Jeezew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Jeezewites: of Hewek, t-the f-famiwy of t-the H-Hewekites: 26:31 And of +A-Aswiew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Aswiewites: and of S-Shechem, t-the f-famiwy of +t-the Shechemites: 26:32 And of Shemida, t-the f-famiwy of t-the ~(>_<~) S-Shemidaites: +and of (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the H-Hephewites. + +2-26:33 And Zewophehad t-the son of Hephew h-had nyo ^-^ s-sons, but daughtews: and +t-the nyames of t-the daughtews of Zewophehad wewe o(>ω<)o M-Mahwah, and Nyoah, +Hogwah, Miwcah, and Tiwzah. + +26:34 These awe t-the famiwies of Manyasseh, and those that wewe nyumbewed +of t-them, fifty and two t-thousand and seven hundwed. + +26:35 These awe t-the sons of Ephwaim aftew theiw famiwies: of +Shuthewah, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Shuthawhites: of B-Bechew, t-the f-famiwy of +t-the Bachwites: of (＾• ω •＾) T-Tahan, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Tahanyites. + +26:36 And these awe t-the sons of S-Shuthewah: of Ewan, t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Ewanyites. + +26:37 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the sons of Ephwaim a-accowding to those +that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, thiwty and two t-thousand and five hundwed. +These awe t-the sons of Joseph aftew theiw famiwies. + +26:38 The sons of Benjamin aftew theiw famiwies: of Bewa, t-the f-famiwy +of t-the Bewaites: of Ashbew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Ashbewites: of Ahiwam, +t-the f-famiwy of t-the Ahiwamites: 26:39 O-Of Shupham, t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Shuphamites: of Hupham, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Huphamites. + +26:40 And t-the sons of Bewa wewe Awd and N-Nyaaman: of A-Awd, t-the f-famiwy of +t-the >_< A-Awdites: and of N-Nyaaman, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Nyaamites. + +26:41 These awe t-the sons of Benjamin aftew theiw famiwies: and they +that wewe nyumbewed of t-them wewe f-fowty and five t-thousand and six +hundwed. + +26:42 These awe t-the sons of Dan aftew theiw famiwies: of Shuham, t-the +f-famiwy of t-the S-Shuhamites. These awe t-the famiwies of Dan aftew theiw +famiwies. + +26:43 Aww t-the famiwies of t-the Shuhamites, a-accowding to those that wewe +nyumbewed of t-them, wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and fouw t-thousand and fouw hundwed. + +26:44 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew aftew theiw famiwies: of (・_・ヾ J-Jimnya, t-the +f-famiwy of t-the Jimnyites: of Jesui, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Jesuites: of +Bewiah, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Bewiites. + +26:45 O-Of t-the sons of Bewiah: of Hebew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hebewites: of +Mawchiew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the M-Mawchiewites. + +26:46 And t-the nyame of t-the daughtew of Ashew w-was Sawah. + +2-26:47 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the sons of Ashew a-accowding to those +that wewe nyumbewed of t-them; who wewe fifty and thwee t-thousand and fouw +hundwed. + +26:48 O-Of t-the sons of Nyaphtawi aftew theiw famiwies: of Jahzeew, t-the +f-famiwy of t-the Jahzeewites: of Gunyi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Gunyites: 26:49 +O-Of Jezew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Jezewites: of Shiwwem, t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Shiwwemites. + +UwU 2-26:50 These awe t-the famiwies of Nyaphtawi a-accowding to theiw famiwies: +and they that wewe nyumbewed of t-them wewe f-fowty and five t-thousand and +fouw hundwed. + +26:51 These wewe t-the nyumbewed of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, six hundwed +t-thousand and a t-thousand seven hundwed and t-thiwty. + +2-26:52 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 26:53 Unto these t-the wand +shaww be d-divided (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of n-nyames. + +26:54 To many t-thou shawt g-give t-the mowe inhewitance, and to f-few t-thou +shawt g-give t-the w-wess inhewitance: to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance be +given a-accowding to those that wewe nyumbewed of h-him. + +2-26:55 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the wand shaww be d-divided by wot: a-accowding to +t-the nyames of t-the twibes of theiw f-fathews they shaww inhewit. + +26:56 Accowding to t-the wot shaww t-the ^.^ p-possession theweof be d-divided +b-between many and few. + +26:57 And these awe they that wewe nyumbewed of t-the Wevites aftew theiw +famiwies: of Gewshon, t-the f-famiwy of t-the G-Gewshonyites: of Kohath, t-the +f-famiwy of t-the K-Kohathites: of Mewawi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Mewawites. + +26:58 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the Wevites: t-the f-famiwy of t-the +Wibnyites, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hebwonyites, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Mahwites, +t-the f-famiwy of t-the Mushites, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Kowathites. And Kohath +begat Amwam. + +26:59 And t-the nyame of Amwam's wife w-was J-Jochebed, t-the daughtew of Wevi, +whom hew mothew bawe to Wevi in Egypt: and she bawe u-unto Amwam Aawon +and Moses, and Miwiam theiw s-sistew. + +26:60 And u-unto Aawon w-was bown Nyadab, and Abihu, Eweazaw, and Ithamaw. + +26:61 And Nyadab and Abihu died, when they offewed s-stwange fiwe befowe +t-the WOWD. + +26:62 And those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee +thousand, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mawes fwom a month o-owd and upwawd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe nyot +nyumbewed among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance given t-them among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +26:63 These awe they that wewe nyumbewed by Moses and Eweazaw t-the +pwiest, who nyumbewed t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the pwains of Moab by +(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho. + +26:64 But among these (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man of t-them whom Moses and Aawon +t-the pwiest nyumbewed, when they nyumbewed t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the +wiwdewnyess of Sinyai. + +26:65 Fow t-the WOWD h-had said of t-them, They shaww suwewy die in t-the +wiwdewnyess. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot weft a man of t-them, s-save C-Caweb t-the son +of Jephunnyeh, and Joshua t-the son of Nyun. + +2-27:1 T-Then came t-the daughtews of Zewophehad, t-the son of (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, t-the son +of Giwead, t-the son of Machiw, t-the son of Manyasseh, of t-the famiwies of +Manyasseh t-the son of Joseph: and these awe t-the nyames of his daughtews; +o(>ω<)o M-Mahwah, Nyoah, and Hogwah, and Miwcah, and Tiwzah. + +27:2 And they s-stood befowe Moses, and befowe Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and +befowe t-the pwinces and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the congwegation, by t-the doow of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, s-saying, 27:3 O-Ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew died in t-the +wiwdewnyess, and he w-was nyot in t-the company of t-them that gathewed +themsewves togethew against t-the WOWD in t-the company of Kowah; but died +in his own sin, and h-had nyo sons. + +27:4 Why shouwd t-the nyame of ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew be donye away fwom among his +famiwy, because he hath nyo son? Give u-unto us thewefowe a ^.^ p-possession +among t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of ouw fathew. + +27:5 And Moses b-bwought theiw c-cause befowe t-the WOWD. + +2-27:6 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 2-27:7 The daughtews of +Zewophehad speak wight: t-thou shawt suwewy g-give t-them a ^.^ p-possession of an +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among theiw fathew's bwethwen; and t-thou shawt c-cause t-the +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew to pass u-unto them. + +27:8 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, If a +man die, and have nyo son, t-then ye shaww c-cause his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to pass +u-unto his daughtew. + +27:9 And if he have nyo d-daughtew, t-then ye shaww g-give his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +u-unto his bwethwen. + +27:10 And if he have nyo bwethwen, t-then ye shaww g-give his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +u-unto his fathew's bwethwen. + +27:11 And if his o(>ω<)o f-fathew have nyo bwethwen, t-then ye shaww g-give his +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto his kinsman that is nyext to him of his famiwy, and he +shaww possess i-it: and it shaww be u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a +statute of j-judgment, as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +2-27:12 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Get thee up into this mount +Abawim, and s-see t-the wand which I have given u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew. + +27:13 And when t-thou hast s-seen it, t-thou awso shawt be gathewed u-unto thy +p-peopwe, as Aawon thy b-bwothew w-was gathewed. + +2-27:14 Fow ye webewwed against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandment in t-the desewt of Zin, in +t-the stwife of t-the congwegation, to sanctify m-me a-at t-the w-watew befowe +theiw eyes: that is t-the w-watew of Mewibah in K-Kadesh in t-the wiwdewnyess +of Zin. + +27:15 And Moses spake u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, 27:16 Wet t-the WOWD, t-the +God of t-the s-spiwits of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, s-set a man o-ovew t-the congwegation, +27:17 W-Which may go out befowe t-them, and which may go in befowe t-them, +and which may wead t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and which may bwing t-them in; that t-the +c-congwegation of t-the WOWD be nyot as sheep which have nyo shephewd. + +27:18 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Take thee Joshua t-the son of Nyun, a +man in whom is t-the spiwit, and way thinye hand upon h-him; 2-27:19 And s-set +him befowe Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation; and +g-give him a chawge in theiw sight. + +2-27:20 And t-thou shawt put s-some of thinye honyouw upon him, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew may be obedient. + +27:21 And he shaww stand befowe Eweazaw t-the pwiest, who shaww ask +counsew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him aftew t-the j-judgment of Uwim befowe t-the WOWD: a-at his +wowd shaww they go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and a-at his wowd they shaww come in, both he, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew with him, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. + +2-27:22 And Moses did as t-the WOWD commanded him: and he took Joshua, and +s-set him befowe Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: +27:23 And he w-waid his h-hands upon him, and gave him a c-chawge, as t-the +WOWD commanded by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +2-28:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 2-28:2 Command t-the chiwdwen +of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, My o-offewing, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sacwifices m-made by f-fiwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto me, shaww ye o-obsewve +to offew u-unto m-me in theiw d-due s-season. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 And t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, This is t-the offewing m-made by fiwe +which ye shaww offew u-unto t-the WOWD; two w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw +without spot day by day, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-continyuaw buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +^-^ 2-28:4 The onye wamb shawt t-thou offew in t-the m-mownying, and t-the othew wamb +shawt t-thou offew a-at even; 2-28:5 And a (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of an ephah of fwouw +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, mingwed with t-the fouwth pawt of an hin of beaten +oiw. + +28:6 I-It is a c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, which w-was o-owdainyed in mount +(;;;*_*) S-Sinyai (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw, a sacwifice m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 And t-the dwink offewing theweof shaww be t-the fouwth pawt of an hin +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the onye wamb: in t-the h-howy pwace shawt t-thou c-cause t-the stwong winye +to be pouwed u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And t-the othew wamb shawt t-thou offew a-at even: as t-the meat offewing +of t-the m-mownying, and as t-the dwink offewing t-theweof, t-thou shawt offew +it, a sacwifice m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +28:9 And on t-the sabbath day two w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw without |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, +and two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws of fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, mingwed with oiw, +and t-the dwink offewing theweof: 28:10 This is t-the buwnt offewing of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sabbath, beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and his dwink +o(>< )o o-offewing. + +28:11 And in t-the b-beginnyings of youw months ye shaww offew a buwnt +offewing u-unto t-the WOWD; two young buwwocks, and onye wam, seven w-wambs +of t-the fiwst yeaw without spot; 2-28:12 And thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws of fwouw +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, mingwed with oiw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye (°ㅂ°╬) *pokes you* b-buwwock; and two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth +deaws of fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, mingwed with oiw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye wam; +(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And a sevewaw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw of fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat +offewing u-unto onye wamb; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing of a sweet savouw, a +sacwifice m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +28:14 And theiw dwink offewings shaww be hawf an hin of winye u-unto a +buwwock, and t-the thiwd pawt of an hin u-unto a wam, and a fouwth pawt of +an hin u-unto a wamb: this is t-the buwnt offewing of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy month +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the months of t-the y-yeaw. + +2-28:15 And onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing u-unto t-the WOWD shaww +be offewed, beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and his dwink +o(>< )o o-offewing. + +28:16 And in t-the fouwteenth day of t-the fiwst month is t-the passovew of +t-the WOWD. + +28:17 And in t-the f-fifteenth day of this month is t-the feast: seven days +shaww unweavenyed bwead be e-eaten. + +28:18 In t-the fiwst day shaww be an h-howy convocation; ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo +m-mannyew of sewviwe wowk thewein: 28:19 But ye shaww offew a sacwifice +m-made by fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD; two young buwwocks, +and onye wam, and seven w-wambs of t-the fiwst y-yeaw: they shaww be u-unto you +without bwemish: 28:20 And theiw meat offewing shaww be of fwouw +mingwed with oiw: thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws shaww ye offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwwock, and +two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam; 2-28:21 A-A sevewaw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw shawt t-thou offew +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wamb, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the seven w-wambs: 2-28:22 And onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +sin o-offewing, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +28:23 Ye shaww offew these beside t-the buwnt offewing in t-the m-mownying, +which is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-continyuaw buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +28:24 Aftew this m-mannyew ye shaww offew d-daiwy, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the seven +days, t-the meat of t-the sacwifice m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto +t-the WOWD: it shaww be offewed beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and +his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +28:25 And on t-the seventh day ye shaww have an h-howy convocation; ye +shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk. + +28:26 Awso in t-the day of t-the fiwstfwuits, when ye bwing a nyew meat +offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, aftew youw w-weeks be (* ^ ω ^) o-out, ye shaww have an h-howy +convocation; ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk: 28:27 But ye shaww offew t-the +buwnt offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD; two young buwwocks, +onye wam, seven w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw; 28:28 And theiw meat offewing +of fwouw mingwed with oiw, thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws u-unto onye buwwock, two +(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws u-unto onye wam, 28:29 A-A sevewaw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw u-unto onye wamb, +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the seven wambs; 2-28:30 And onye kid of t-the goats, to make an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +28:31 Ye shaww offew t-them beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and his +meat o-offewing, (they shaww be u-unto you without bwemish) and theiw +dwink offewings. + +2-29:1 And in t-the seventh m-month, on t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, ye shaww +have an h-howy convocation; ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk: it is a day of +bwowing t-the t-twumpets u-unto you. + +29:2 And ye shaww offew a buwnt offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the +WOWD; onye young buwwock, onye wam, and seven w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw +without bwemish: 29:3 And theiw meat offewing shaww be of fwouw +mingwed with oiw, thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwwock, and two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam, (*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And onye (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye wamb, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the seven +w-wambs: 29:5 And onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, to make an +atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: 2-29:6 Beside t-the buwnt offewing of t-the m-month, and +his meat o-offewing, and t-the daiwy buwnt o-offewing, and his meat +o-offewing, and theiw dwink offewings, a-accowding u-unto theiw m-mannyew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a sweet savouw, a sacwifice m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +29:7 And ye shaww have on t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of this seventh month an h-howy +convocation; and ye shaww affwict youw souws: ye shaww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do any wowk +thewein: 29:8 But ye shaww offew a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +sweet savouw; onye young buwwock, onye wam, and seven w-wambs of t-the fiwst +yeaw; they shaww be u-unto you without bwemish: 29:9 And theiw meat +offewing shaww be of fwouw mingwed with oiw, thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws to a +buwwock, and two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws to onye wam, 29:10 A-A sevewaw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye wamb, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the seven w-wambs: 29:11 Onye kid of t-the g-goats +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the sin offewing of atonyement, and t-the +c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and t-the meat offewing of it, and theiw dwink +offewings. + +29:12 And on t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the seventh month ye shaww have an +h-howy convocation; ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk, and ye shaww keep a +(♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the WOWD seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 29:13 And ye shaww offew a buwnt +o-offewing, a sacwifice m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD; +thiwteen young buwwocks, two wams, and fouwteen w-wambs of t-the fiwst +yeaw; they shaww be without bwemish: 2-29:14 And theiw meat offewing +shaww be of fwouw mingwed with oiw, thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +buwwock of t-the thiwteen buwwocks, two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws to each wam of t-the +two wams, OwO 2-29:15 And a sevewaw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw to each wamb of t-the fouwteen +w-wambs: 29:16 And onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the +c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +29:17 And on t-the second day ye shaww offew twewve young buwwocks, two +wams, fouwteen w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw without spot: 29:18 And theiw +meat offewing and theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the +mannyew: 2-29:19 And onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the +c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and t-the meat offewing t-theweof, and theiw +dwink offewings. + +29:20 And on t-the thiwd day eweven buwwocks, two wams, fouwteen w-wambs +of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish; 29:21 And theiw meat offewing and +theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the mannyew: 2-29:22 And +onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and +his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +29:23 And on t-the fouwth day t-ten buwwocks, two wams, and fouwteen w-wambs +of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish: 29:24 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw meat offewing and theiw +dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wambs, +shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the mannyew: 29:25 And onye +kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt +o-offewing, his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +29:26 And on t-the fifth day nyinye buwwocks, two wams, and fouwteen w-wambs +of t-the fiwst yeaw without spot: 29:27 And theiw meat offewing and +theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the mannyew: 2-29:28 And +onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and +his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +2-29:29 And on t-the sixth day eight buwwocks, two wams, and fouwteen +w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish: 29:30 And theiw meat offewing +and theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the mannyew: 29:31 And +onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, his +meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +29:32 And on t-the seventh day seven buwwocks, two wams, and fouwteen +w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish: 2-29:33 And theiw meat offewing +and theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the mannyew: 29:34 And +onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, his +meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +29:35 On t-the eighth day ye shaww have a sowemn a-assembwy: ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do +nyo sewviwe wowk thewein: 29:36 But ye shaww offew a buwnt o-offewing, a +sacwifice m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD: onye buwwock, +onye wam, seven w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish: 29:37 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw +meat offewing and theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwock, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wam, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the +mannyew: 29:38 And onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw +buwnt o-offewing, and his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. + +2-29:39 These things ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-the WOWD in youw s-set feasts, +beside youw vows, and youw fweewiww offewings, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw buwnt +offewings, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw meat offewings, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw dwink offewings, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw peace offewings. + +29:40 And Moses towd t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the +WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +30:1 And Moses spake u-unto t-the heads of t-the twibes c-concewnying t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD hath +c-commanded. + +30:2 If a man vow a vow u-unto t-the WOWD, ow sweaw an o-oath to bind his +souw with a bond; he shaww nyot bweak his wowd, he shaww (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding +to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that p-pwoceedeth out of his mouth. + +30:3 If a woman awso vow a vow u-unto t-the WOWD, and bind hewsewf by a +bond, being in hew fathew's house in hew youth; 30:4 And hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew +h-heaw hew vow, and hew bond whewewith she hath b-bound hew s-souw, and hew +o(>ω<)o f-fathew shaww h-howd his peace a-at hew; t-then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew vows shaww stand, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy bond whewewith she hath b-bound hew souw shaww stand. + +3-30:5 But if hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew d-disawwow hew in t-the day that he heaweth; nyot +any of hew vows, ow of hew bonds whewewith she hath b-bound hew s-souw, +shaww s-stand: and t-the WOWD shaww fowgive hew, because hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew +disawwowed hew. + +30:6 And if she h-had a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww an husband, when she vowed, ow uttewed +ought out of hew wips, whewewith she b-bound hew s-souw; 30:7 And hew +h-husband heawd it, and hewd his peace a-at hew in t-the day that he heawd +i-it: t-then hew vows shaww stand, and hew bonds whewewith she b-bound hew +souw shaww stand. + +30:8 But if hew h-husband disawwowed hew on t-the day that he heawd it; +t-then he shaww make hew vow which she vowed, and that which she uttewed +with hew wips, whewewith she b-bound hew s-souw, of nyonye effect: and t-the +WOWD shaww fowgive hew. + +(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy vow of a widow, and of hew that is divowced, whewewith +they have b-bound theiw souws, shaww stand against hew. + +30:10 And if she vowed in hew husband's h-house, ow b-bound hew souw by a +bond with an oath; 3-30:11 And hew h-husband heawd it, and hewd his peace +a-at hew, and disawwowed hew nyot: t-then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew vows shaww stand, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy bond whewewith she b-bound hew souw shaww stand. + +30:12 But if hew h-husband hath u-uttewwy m-made t-them void on t-the day he +heawd t-them; t-then whatsoevew p-pwoceeded out of hew w-wips c-concewnying hew +vows, ow c-concewnying t-the bond of hew s-souw, shaww nyot s-stand: hew h-husband +hath m-made t-them void; and t-the WOWD shaww fowgive hew. + +30:13 Evewy vow, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy binding o-oath to affwict t-the s-souw, hew +h-husband may estabwish it, ow hew h-husband may make it void. + +30:14 But if hew h-husband awtogethew h-howd his peace a-at hew fwom day to +>_> d-day; t-then he e-estabwisheth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew vows, ow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew bonds, which awe +upon hew: he confiwmeth t-them, because he hewd his peace a-at hew in t-the +day that he heawd them. + +30:15 But if he shaww any ways make t-them void aftew that he hath heawd +t-them; t-then he shaww beaw hew inyiquity. + +30:16 These awe t-the s-statutes, which t-the WOWD commanded Moses, b-between +a man and his wife, b-between t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his d-daughtew, being (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in +hew youth in hew fathew's house. + +31:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-31:2 A-Avenge t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew of t-the Midianyites: aftewwawd shawt t-thou be gathewed u-unto thy +peopwe. + +31:3 And Moses spake u-unto t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Awm s-some of youwsewves +u-unto t-the waw, and wet t-them go against t-the Midianyites, and avenge t-the +WOWD of Midian. + +3-31:4 O-Of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe a thousand, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, +shaww ye send to t-the waw. + +31:5 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe dewivewed out of t-the thousands of I-Iswaew, a +t-thousand of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe, twewve t-thousand awmed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw. + +31:6 And Moses sent t-them to t-the waw, a t-thousand of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe, t-them +and OwO P-Phinyehas t-the son of Eweazaw t-the pwiest, to t-the waw, with t-the h-howy +instwuments, and t-the t-twumpets to b-bwow in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +31:7 And they wawwed against t-the Midianyites, as t-the WOWD commanded +Moses; and they swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the m-mawes. + +31:8 And they swew t-the kings of Midian, beside t-the w-west of t-them that +wewe swain; nyamewy, Evi, and Wekem, and Zuw, and H-Huw, and Weba, five +kings of Midian: Bawaam awso t-the son of Beow they swew with t-the swowd. + +31:9 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women of Midian captives, +and theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and took t-the spoiw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw >w< f-fwocks, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. + +31:10 And they buwnt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw c-cities whewein they dwewt, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw goodwy castwes, with fiwe. + +31:11 And they took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the spoiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwey, both of men and +of beasts. + +31:12 And they b-bwought t-the captives, and t-the pwey, and t-the spoiw, u-unto +Moses, and Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and u-unto t-the c-congwegation of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, u-unto t-the camp a-at t-the pwains of M-Moab, which awe by +(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho. + +(^ω~) 3-31:13 And Moses, and Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of t-the +congwegation, went fowth to meet t-them without t-the camp. + +31:14 And Moses w-was wwoth with t-the officews of t-the host, with t-the +captains o-ovew t-thousands, and captains o-ovew h-hundweds, which came fwom +t-the battwe. + +31:15 And Moses said u-unto t-them, H-Have ye saved (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women awive? +31:16 Behowd, these caused t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, thwough t-the counsew +of Bawaam, to commit twespass against t-the WOWD in t-the mattew of Peow, +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a pwague among t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD. + +31:17 Nyow thewefowe kiww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe among t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and kiww +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman that hath knyown man by wying with h-him. + +31:18 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women c-chiwdwen, that have nyot knyown a man by wying +with him, keep a-awive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-youwsewves. + +3-31:19 And (^-^*)/ d-do ye abide without t-the camp seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: w-whosoevew hath +kiwwed any (・_・ヾ p-pewson, and w-whosoevew hath touched any swain, puwify both +youwsewves and youw captives on t-the thiwd day, and on t-the seventh d-day. + +31:20 And puwify (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw waiment, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is m-made of skins, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wowk of goats' haiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things m-made of wood. + +3-31:21 And Eweazaw t-the pwiest said u-unto t-the men of waw which went to +t-the battwe, This is t-the owdinyance of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which t-the WOWD commanded +Moses; 3-31:22 Onwy t-the gowd, and t-the s-siwvew, t-the b-bwass, t-the i-iwon, t-the +tin, and t-the wead, 31:23 Evewy t-thing that may abide t-the f-fiwe, ye shaww +make it go thwough t-the f-fiwe, and it shaww be cwean: nyevewthewess it +shaww be puwified with t-the w-watew of sepawation: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that abideth +nyot t-the fiwe ye shaww make go thwough t-the watew. + +31:24 And ye shaww w-wash youw cwothes on t-the seventh day, and ye shaww +be cwean, and aftewwawd ye shaww come into t-the camp. + +3-31:25 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-31:26 Take t-the sum of t-the +pwey that w-was taken, both of man and of beast, thou, and Eweazaw t-the +pwiest, and t-the chief f-fathews of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 31:27 And divide +t-the pwey into two pawts; b-between t-them that took t-the waw upon t-them, who +went out to battwe, and b-between (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 31:28 And wevy a +(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute u-unto t-the Wowd of t-the men of waw which went out to |･ω･) b-battwe: onye +souw of five h-hundwed, both of t-the p-pewsons, and of t-the b-beeves, and of +t-the asses, and of t-the sheep: 31:29 Take it of theiw hawf, and g-give it +u-unto Eweazaw t-the pwiest, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an heave offewing of t-the WOWD. + +3-31:30 And of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew's hawf, t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take onye +powtion of fifty, of t-the p-pewsons, of t-the b-beeves, of t-the asses, and of +t-the >w< f-fwocks, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of beasts, and g-give t-them u-unto t-the W-Wevites, +which keep t-the chawge of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD. + +31:31 And Moses and Eweazaw t-the pwiest did as t-the WOWD commanded +M-Moses. + +31:32 And t-the booty, being t-the w-west of t-the pwey which t-the men of waw +h-had caught, w-was six hundwed t-thousand and s-seventy t-thousand and five +t-thousand sheep, 3-31:33 And (o_O)! t-thweescowe and twewve t-thousand b-beeves, 31:34 +And (o_O)! t-thweescowe and onye t-thousand asses, 31:35 And thiwty and two +t-thousand p-pewsons in a-aww, of w-women that h-had nyot knyown man by wying with +h-him. + +3-31:36 And t-the hawf, which w-was t-the powtion of t-them that went out to +waw, w-was in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew thwee hundwed t-thousand and seven and thiwty +t-thousand and five hundwed sheep: 3-31:37 And t-the WOWD's (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute of t-the +sheep w-was six hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and fifteen. + +31:38 And t-the beeves wewe thiwty and six thousand; of which t-the WOWD's +(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe and twewve. + +31:39 And t-the asses wewe thiwty t-thousand and five hundwed; of which +t-the WOWD's (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe and onye. + +31:40 And t-the p-pewsons wewe sixteen thousand; of which t-the WOWD's +(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute w-was thiwty and two pewsons. + +31:41 And Moses gave t-the t-twibute, which w-was t-the WOWD's heave o-offewing, +u-unto Eweazaw t-the pwiest, as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +31:42 And of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew's hawf, which Moses d-divided fwom +t-the men that wawwed, 3-31:43 (Nyow t-the hawf that p-pewtainyed u-unto t-the +c-congwegation w-was thwee hundwed t-thousand and thiwty t-thousand and seven +t-thousand and five hundwed sheep, 31:44 And thiwty and six t-thousand +b-beeves, 31:45 And thiwty t-thousand asses and five h-hundwed, 31:46 And +sixteen t-thousand pewsons;) 31:47 Even of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew's +hawf, Moses took onye powtion of fifty, both of man and of beast, and +gave t-them u-unto t-the W-Wevites, which kept t-the chawge of t-the tabewnyacwe of +t-the WOWD; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +31:48 And t-the officews which wewe o-ovew thousands of t-the host, t-the +captains of t-thousands, and captains of h-hundweds, came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto Moses: +31:49 And they said u-unto Moses, Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants have taken t-the sum of t-the +men of waw which awe undew ouw c-chawge, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wacketh nyot onye man +of us. + +31:50 We have thewefowe b-bwought an obwation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, what {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man hath gotten, of jewews of gowd, chains, and bwacewets, wings, +eawwings, and tabwets, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw s-souws befowe t-the +WOWD. + +31:51 And Moses and Eweazaw t-the pwiest took t-the gowd of t-them, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +wwought jewews. + +31:52 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gowd of t-the offewing that they offewed up to t-the +WOWD, of t-the captains of t-thousands, and of t-the captains of h-hundweds, +w-was sixteen t-thousand seven hundwed and fifty shekews. + +31:53 (Fow t-the men of waw h-had taken spoiw, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf.) +31:54 And Moses and Eweazaw t-the pwiest took t-the gowd of t-the captains +of thousands and of h-hundweds, and b-bwought it into t-the tabewnyacwe of +t-the congwegation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew befowe t-the +WOWD. + +32:1 Nyow t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad h-had a vewy +gweat muwtitude of cattwe: and when they saw t-the wand of Jazew, and +t-the wand of Giwead, that, b-behowd, t-the pwace w-was a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-cattwe; +32:2 The chiwdwen of Gad and t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben came and spake +u-unto Moses, and to Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and u-unto t-the pwinces of t-the +congwegation, s-saying, 3-32:3 Atawoth, and Dibon, and Jazew, and Nyimwah, +and (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and Eweaweh, and Shebam, and Nyebo, and Beon, 3-32:4 Even +t-the c-countwy which t-the WOWD smote befowe t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, is +a wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cattwe, and thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants have cattwe: 3-32:5 Whewefowe, said +they, if we have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, wet this wand be given u-unto +thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a possession, and bwing us nyot o-ovew Jowdan. + +32:6 And Moses said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Gad and to t-the chiwdwen of +W-Weuben, Shaww youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen go to waw, and shaww ye sit hewe? (≧◡≦) 3-32:7 +And (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe discouwage ye t-the heawt of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom +g-going o-ovew into t-the wand which t-the WOWD hath given them? 3-32:8 T-Thus +did youw fathews, when I sent t-them fwom Kadeshbawnyea to s-see t-the wand. + +32:9 Fow when they went up u-unto t-the vawwey of E-Eshcow, and saw t-the +wand, they discouwaged t-the heawt of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they +shouwd nyot go into t-the wand which t-the WOWD h-had given them. + +32:10 And t-the WOWD's angew w-was kindwed t-the same time, and he swawe, +s-saying, 32:11 S-Suwewy nyonye of t-the men that came up out of Egypt, fwom +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, shaww s-see t-the wand which I swawe u-unto +A-Abwaham, u-unto Isaac, and u-unto Jacob; because they have nyot whowwy +f-fowwowed me: 32:12 Save C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh t-the Kenyezite, and +Joshua t-the son of Nyun: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have whowwy f-fowwowed t-the WOWD. + +32:13 And t-the WOWD's angew w-was kindwed against I-Iswaew, and he m-made +t-them wandew in t-the wiwdewnyess f-fowty yeaws, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-genyewation, +that h-had donye eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, w-was consumed. + +(＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 And, b-behowd, ye awe wisen up in youw f-fathews' ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, an incwease +of s-sinfuw men, to augment (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the fiewce angew of t-the WOWD towawd +Iswaew. + +32:15 Fow if ye tuwn away fwom aftew him, he wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again weave t-them +in t-the wiwdewnyess; and ye shaww d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe. + +3-32:16 And they came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto him, and said, We wiww buiwd sheepfowds +hewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw cattwe, and c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes: 3-32:17 But we +ouwsewves wiww go weady awmed befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, untiw we +have b-bwought t-them u-unto theiw p-pwace: and ouw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes shaww dweww in +t-the f-fenced c-cities because of t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand. + +3-32:18 We wiww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto ouw houses, untiw t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +have (^-^*)/ i-inhewited {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his inhewitance. + +32:19 Fow we wiww nyot i-inhewit with t-them on yondew side Jowdan, ow +fowwawd; because ouw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance is f-fawwen to us on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan +e-eastwawd. + +3-32:20 And Moses said u-unto t-them, If ye wiww (^-^*)/ d-do this thing, if ye wiww +go awmed befowe t-the WOWD to waw, 3-32:21 And wiww go (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of you awmed +o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan befowe t-the WOWD, untiw he hath dwiven out his enyemies fwom +befowe him, 32:22 And t-the wand be subdued befowe t-the WOWD: t-then +aftewwawd ye shaww wetuwn, and be (o´∀`o) g-guiwtwess befowe t-the WOWD, and +befowe I-Iswaew; and this wand shaww be youw ^.^ p-possession befowe t-the WOWD. + +32:23 But if ye wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do so, b-behowd, ye have sinnyed against t-the +WOWD: and be suwe youw sin wiww f-find you ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +3-32:24 Buiwd you c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and fowds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sheep; +and (^-^*)/ d-do that which hath p-pwoceeded out of youw mouth. + +3-32:25 And t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben spake u-unto +Moses, s-saying, Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wiww (^-^*)/ d-do as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd commandeth. + +32:26 O-Ouw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, ouw wives, ouw >w< f-fwocks, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw cattwe, +shaww be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the c-cities of Giwead: 32:27 But thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wiww +pass ovew, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man awmed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw, befowe t-the WOWD to battwe, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd saith. + +32:28 S-So c-concewnying t-them Moses commanded Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and +Joshua t-the son of Nyun, and t-the chief f-fathews of t-the twibes of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew: 32:29 And Moses said u-unto t-them, If t-the chiwdwen of +Gad and t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben wiww pass with you o-ovew Jowdan, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man awmed to battwe, befowe t-the WOWD, and t-the wand shaww be subdued +befowe you; t-then ye shaww g-give t-them t-the wand of Giwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +possession: 32:30 But if they wiww nyot pass o-ovew with you awmed, they +shaww have possessions among you in t-the wand of Canyaan. + +3-32:31 And t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben answewed, +s-saying, As t-the WOWD hath said u-unto thy sewvants, so wiww we do. + +32:32 We wiww pass o-ovew awmed befowe t-the WOWD into t-the wand of C-Canyaan, +that t-the ^.^ p-possession of ouw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan may be +ouws. + +32:33 And Moses gave u-unto t-them, even to t-the chiwdwen of Gad, and to +t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and u-unto hawf t-the twibe of Manyasseh t-the son of +Joseph, t-the kingdom of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, and t-the kingdom of +Og king of B-Bashan, t-the wand, with t-the c-cities theweof in t-the coasts, +even t-the c-cities of t-the c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +32:34 And t-the chiwdwen of Gad b-buiwt Dibon, and Atawoth, and Awoew, +32:35 And Atwoth, Shophan, and Jaazew, and Jogbehah, 32:36 And +Bethnyimwah, and Bethhawan, f-fenced cities: and fowds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sheep. + +32:37 And t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben b-buiwt (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and Eweaweh, and +Kiwjathaim, 3-32:38 And Nyebo, and Baawmeon, (theiw nyames being changed,) +and S-Shibmah: and gave othew nyames u-unto t-the c-cities which they buiwded. + +32:39 And t-the chiwdwen of M-Machiw t-the son of Manyasseh went to Giwead, +and took it, and dispossessed t-the Amowite which w-was in it. + +3-32:40 And Moses gave Giwead u-unto M-Machiw t-the son of Manyasseh; and he +d-dwewt thewein. + +32:41 And J-Jaiw t-the son of Manyasseh went and took t-the smaww towns +t-theweof, and cawwed t-them Havothjaiw. + +32:42 And Nyobah went and took Kenyath, and t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, and +cawwed it (*°▽°*) N-Nyobah, aftew his own nyame. + +3-33:1 These awe t-the jouwnyeys of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which went +fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt with theiw awmies undew t-the hand of +Moses and Aawon. + +33:2 And Moses wwote theiw goings out a-accowding to theiw jouwnyeys by +t-the commandment of t-the WOWD: and these awe theiw jouwnyeys a-accowding to +theiw goings ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +33:3 And they depawted fwom Wameses in t-the fiwst m-month, on t-the +f-fifteenth day of t-the fiwst month; on t-the mowwow aftew t-the passovew t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew went out with an high hand in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +Egyptians. + +33:4 Fow t-the Egyptians buwied (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw f-fiwstbown, which t-the WOWD h-had +smitten among (=`ω´=) t-them: upon theiw gods awso t-the WOWD executed judgments. + +3-33:5 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew w-wemoved fwom Wameses, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in +Succoth. + +33:6 And they depawted fwom Succoth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Etham, which is in +t-the edge of t-the wiwdewnyess. + +33:7 And they w-wemoved fwom Etham, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again u-unto Pihahiwoth, +which is befowe Baawzephon: and they (✯◡✯) p-pitched befowe Migdow. + +3-33:8 And they depawted fwom befowe Pihahiwoth, and passed thwough t-the +m-midst of t-the sea into t-the wiwdewnyess, and went thwee days' jouwnyey in +t-the wiwdewnyess of Etham, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Mawah. + +33:9 And they w-wemoved fwom M-Mawah, and came u-unto Ewim: and in Ewim wewe +twewve fountains of watew, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten (o-_-o) p-pawm twees; and they +(✯◡✯) p-pitched thewe. + +33:10 And they w-wemoved fwom Ewim, and encamped by t-the Wed sea. + +33:11 And they w-wemoved fwom t-the Wed sea, and encamped in t-the +wiwdewnyess of (o-_-o) S-Sin. + +33:12 And they took theiw jouwnyey out of t-the wiwdewnyess of Sin, and +encamped in D-Dophkah. + +33:13 And they depawted fwom Dophkah, and encamped in A-Awush. + +33:14 And they w-wemoved fwom Awush, and encamped a-at (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Wephidim, whewe w-was +nyo w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe to d-dwink. + +33:15 And they depawted fwom (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Wephidim, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the wiwdewnyess +of Sinyai. + +3-33:16 And they w-wemoved fwom t-the desewt of S-Sinyai, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched a-at +K-Kibwothhattaavah. + +33:17 And they depawted fwom K-Kibwothhattaavah, and encamped a-at +H-Hazewoth. + +33:18 And they depawted fwom Hazewoth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Withmah. + +33:19 And they depawted fwom Withmah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched a-at W-Wimmonpawez. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 And they depawted fwom Wimmonpawez, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Wibnyah. + +33:21 And they w-wemoved fwom Wibnyah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched a-at W-Wissah. + +3-33:22 And they jouwnyeyed fwom Wissah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Kehewathah. + +33:23 And they went fwom (o-_-o) K-Kehewathah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in mount Shaphew. + +33:24 And they w-wemoved fwom mount Shaphew, and encamped in (-ω-、) H-Hawadah. + +33:25 And they w-wemoved fwom H-Hawadah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in (o_O)! M-Makhewoth. + +33:26 And they w-wemoved fwom Makhewoth, and encamped a-at Tahath. + +33:27 And they depawted fwom Tahath, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched a-at Tawah. + +33:28 And they w-wemoved fwom T-Tawah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in M-Mithcah. + +33:29 And they went fwom Mithcah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Hashmonyah. + +3-33:30 And they depawted fwom Hashmonyah, and encamped a-at Mosewoth. + +33:31 And they depawted fwom Mosewoth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in B-Benyejaakan. + +33:32 And they w-wemoved fwom Benyejaakan, and encamped a-at Howhagidgad. + +33:33 And they went fwom Howhagidgad, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Jotbathah. + +33:34 And they w-wemoved fwom Jotbathah, and encamped a-at Ebwonyah. + +3-33:35 And they depawted fwom Ebwonyah, and encamped a-at E-Eziongabew. + +33:36 And they w-wemoved fwom Eziongabew, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the wiwdewnyess +of Zin, which is Kadesh. + +33:37 And they w-wemoved fwom Kadesh, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in mount How, in t-the +edge of t-the wand of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +33:38 And Aawon t-the pwiest went up into mount How a-at t-the commandment +of t-the WOWD, and died thewe, in t-the fowtieth yeaw aftew t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew wewe come out of t-the wand of Egypt, in t-the fiwst day of t-the +fifth m-month. + +33:39 And Aawon w-was an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee yeaws o-owd when he +died in mount H-How. + +33:40 And king Awad t-the Canyaanyite, which d-dwewt in t-the south in t-the +wand of C-Canyaan, heawd of t-the coming of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +33:41 And they depawted fwom mount How, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Zawmonyah. + +33:42 And they depawted fwom Zawmonyah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Punyon. + +33:43 And they depawted fwom P-Punyon, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Oboth. + +33:44 And they depawted fwom Oboth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Ijeabawim, in t-the +bowdew of Moab. + +33:45 And they depawted fwom Iim, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in D-Dibongad. + +3-33:46 And they w-wemoved fwom Dibongad, and encamped in Awmondibwathaim. + +33:47 And they w-wemoved fwom ( =ω=)..nyaa A-Awmondibwathaim, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the +mountains of Abawim, befowe Nyebo. + +33:48 And they depawted fwom t-the mountains of Abawim, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in +t-the pwains of Moab by (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho. + +33:49 And they (✯◡✯) p-pitched by Jowdan, fwom B-Bethjesimoth even u-unto +Abewshittim in t-the pwains of Moab. + +33:50 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in t-the pwains of Moab by (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan +(=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho, s-saying, 33:51 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say +u-unto t-them, When ye awe passed o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan into t-the wand of Canyaan; +33:52 T-Then ye shaww dwive out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand fwom +befowe y-you, and d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pictuwes, and d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +mowten images, and quite pwuck down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw high pwaces: 33:53 And +ye shaww dispossess t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, and dweww thewein: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have given you t-the wand to possess it. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 3-33:54 And ye shaww divide t-the wand by wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among +youw famiwies: and to t-the mowe ye shaww g-give t-the mowe inhewitance, and +to t-the f-fewew ye shaww g-give t-the w-wess inhewitance: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance shaww be in t-the pwace whewe his wot fawweth; a-accowding to +t-the twibes of youw f-fathews ye shaww inhewit. + +(o^▽^o) 3-33:55 But if ye wiww nyot dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand fwom +befowe you; t-then it shaww come to pass, that those which ye wet wemain +of t-them shaww be pwicks in youw eyes, and thowns in youw sides, and +shaww v-vex you in t-the wand whewein ye dweww. + +33:56 Moweovew it shaww come to pass, that I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto y-you, as I +thought to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto them. + +34:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 34:2 Command t-the chiwdwen +of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye come into t-the wand of Canyaan; +(this is t-the wand that shaww faww u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, even +t-the wand of Canyaan with t-the coasts theweof:) 34:3 T-Then youw south +quawtew shaww be fwom t-the wiwdewnyess of Zin awong by t-the coast of +Edom, and youw south bowdew shaww be t-the outmost coast of t-the sawt sea +eastwawd: (^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And youw bowdew shaww tuwn fwom t-the south to t-the (♡°▽°♡) a-ascent +of Akwabbim, and pass on to Zin: and t-the g-going fowth theweof shaww be +fwom t-the south to Kadeshbawnyea, and shaww go on to ~(>_<~) H-Hazawaddaw, and +pass on to A-Azmon: 34:5 And t-the bowdew shaww fetch a compass fwom Azmon +u-unto t-the wivew of Egypt, and t-the goings out of it shaww be a-at t-the sea. + +34:6 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the westewn bowdew, ye shaww even have t-the gweat sea +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a bowdew: this shaww be youw west bowdew. + +34:7 And this shaww be youw nyowth bowdew: fwom t-the gweat sea ye shaww +point out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you mount How: 3-34:8 Fwom mount How ye shaww point out +youw bowdew u-unto t-the entwance of Hamath; and t-the goings fowth of t-the +bowdew shaww be to Z-Zedad: 34:9 And t-the bowdew shaww go on to Ziphwon, +and t-the goings out of it shaww be a-at Hazawenyan: this shaww be youw +nyowth bowdew. + +34:10 And ye shaww point out youw east bowdew fwom Hazawenyan to +Shepham: 34:11 And t-the coast shaww go down fwom Shepham to Wibwah, on +t-the east side of Ain; and t-the bowdew shaww descend, and shaww w-weach +u-unto t-the side of t-the sea of Chinnyeweth eastwawd: 34:12 And t-the bowdew +shaww go down to Jowdan, and t-the goings out of it shaww be a-at t-the sawt +sea: this shaww be youw wand with t-the coasts theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +34:13 And Moses commanded t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, This is t-the +wand which ye shaww i-inhewit by wot, which t-the WOWD commanded to g-give +u-unto t-the nyinye t-twibes, and to t-the hawf twibe: 34:14 Fow t-the twibe of +t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben a-accowding to t-the house of theiw fathews, and +t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Gad a-accowding to t-the house of theiw +fathews, have weceived theiw inhewitance; and hawf t-the twibe of +Manyasseh have weceived theiw inhewitance: 3-34:15 The two twibes and t-the +hawf twibe have weceived theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +Jewicho eastwawd, towawd t-the sunwising. + +34:16 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 34:17 These awe t-the nyames +of t-the men which shaww divide t-the wand u-unto you: Eweazaw t-the pwiest, +and Joshua t-the son of Nyun. + +34:18 And ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take onye pwince of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe, to divide t-the wand +by inhewitance. + +34:19 And t-the nyames of t-the men awe these: O-Of t-the twibe of Judah, C-Caweb +t-the son of Jephunnyeh. + +34:20 And of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon, Shemuew t-the son of +Ammihud. + +3-34:21 O-Of t-the twibe of Benjamin, Ewidad t-the son of Chiswon. + +3-34:22 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Dan, Bukki t-the +son of Jogwi. + +3-34:23 The pwince of t-the chiwdwen of Joseph, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twibe of t-the +chiwdwen of Manyasseh, Hannyiew t-the son of Ephod. + +34:24 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim, Kemuew +t-the son of S-Shiphtan. + +3-34:25 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun, +Ewizaphan t-the son of Pawnyach. + +34:26 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of I-Issachaw, Pawtiew +t-the son of Azzan. + +34:27 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew, Ahihud t-the +son of S-Shewomi. + +3-34:28 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi, Pedahew +t-the son of Ammihud. + +34:29 These awe they whom t-the WOWD commanded to divide t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the wand of Canyaan. + +35:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in t-the pwains of Moab by (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan +(=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho, s-saying, 35:2 Command t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they +g-give u-unto t-the Wevites of t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of theiw ^.^ p-possession c-cities to +dweww in; and ye shaww g-give awso u-unto t-the Wevites s-subuwbs (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +c-cities (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about them. + +35:3 And t-the c-cities shaww they have to dweww in; and t-the s-subuwbs of +t-them shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw cattwe, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw goods, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +beasts. + +35:4 And t-the s-subuwbs of t-the cities, which ye shaww g-give u-unto t-the +W-Wevites, shaww w-weach fwom t-the waww of t-the city and (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd a t-thousand +cubits (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +35:5 And ye shaww measuwe fwom without t-the city on t-the east side two +t-thousand c-cubits, and on t-the south side two t-thousand c-cubits, and on t-the +west side two t-thousand c-cubits, and on t-the nyowth side two t-thousand +c-cubits; and t-the city shaww be in t-the m-midst: this shaww be to t-them t-the +s-subuwbs of t-the cities. + +3-35:6 And among t-the c-cities which ye shaww g-give u-unto t-the Wevites (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be six c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wefuge, which ye shaww appoint (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +manswayew, that he may fwee thithew: and to t-them ye shaww a-add f-fowty +and two cities. + +35:7 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities which ye shaww g-give to t-the Wevites shaww be +f-fowty and eight cities: t-them shaww ye g-give with theiw subuwbs. + +3-35:8 And t-the c-cities which ye shaww g-give shaww be of t-the ^.^ p-possession of +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: fwom t-them that have many ye shaww g-give many; +but fwom t-them that have f-few ye shaww g-give few: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww g-give of +his c-cities u-unto t-the Wevites a-accowding to his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance which he +inhewiteth. + +3-35:9 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 35:10 Speak u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye be come o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan +into t-the wand of Canyaan; 3-35:11 T-Then ye shaww appoint you c-cities to be +c-cities of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; that t-the swayew may fwee thithew, which +kiwweth any pewson a-at (o-_-o) u-unyawawes. + +35:12 And they shaww be u-unto you c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wefuge fwom t-the a-avengew; +that t-the m-manswayew die nyot, untiw he stand befowe t-the c-congwegation in +judgment. + +3-35:13 And of these c-cities which ye shaww g-give six c-cities shaww ye have +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wefuge. + +35:14 Ye shaww g-give thwee c-cities on this side Jowdan, and thwee c-cities +shaww ye g-give in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, which shaww be c-cities of wefuge. + +35:15 These six c-cities shaww be a wefuge, both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sojouwnyew among (=`ω´=) t-them: that +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that kiwweth any pewson unyawawes may fwee thithew. + +UwU 3-35:16 And if he smite him with an instwument of i-iwon, so that he die, +he is a m-muwdewew: t-the >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew shaww suwewy be put to death. + +35:17 And if he smite him with thwowing a stonye, whewewith he may die, +and he die, he is a m-muwdewew: t-the >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew shaww suwewy be put to +death. + +35:18 Ow if he smite him with an hand w-weapon of wood, whewewith he may +die, and he die, he is a m-muwdewew: t-the >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew shaww suwewy be put to +death. + +^w^ 3-35:19 The w-wevengew of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood himsewf shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the m-muwdewew: when he +(っ˘ω˘ς ) *pokes you* m-meeteth him, he shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him. + +35:20 But if he thwust him of h-hatwed, ow h-huww a-at him by waying of +wait, that he die; 35:21 Ow in enmity smite him with his hand, that he +die: he that smote him shaww suwewy be put to death; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a +m-muwdewew: t-the w-wevengew of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the m-muwdewew, when he +(っ˘ω˘ς ) *pokes you* m-meeteth h-him. + +3-35:22 But if he thwust him suddenwy without enmity, ow have cast upon +him any t-thing without waying of wait, (╯✧▽✧)╯ 3-35:23 Ow with any stonye, +whewewith a man may die, seeing him nyot, and cast it upon him, that he +die, and w-was nyot his enyemy, nyeithew sought his h-hawm: 35:24 T-Then t-the +c-congwegation shaww j-judge b-between t-the swayew and t-the w-wevengew of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +a-accowding to these j-judgments: 35:25 And t-the c-congwegation shaww d-dewivew +t-the swayew out of t-the hand of t-the w-wevengew of bwood, and t-the +c-congwegation shaww westowe him to t-the city of his wefuge, whithew he +w-was fwed: and he shaww abide in it u-unto t-the death of t-the high pwiest, +which w-was anyointed with t-the h-howy oiw. + +35:26 But if t-the swayew shaww a-at any time come without t-the bowdew of +t-the city of his wefuge, whithew he w-was fwed; 35:27 And t-the w-wevengew of +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood f-find him without t-the b-bowdews of t-the city of his wefuge, and t-the +w-wevengew of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood kiww t-the swayew; he shaww nyot be g-guiwty of b-bwood: +35:28 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he shouwd have wemainyed in t-the city of his wefuge untiw +t-the death of t-the high x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: but aftew t-the death of t-the high pwiest +t-the swayew shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the wand of his p-possession. + +3-35:29 S-So these things shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a statute of j-judgment u-unto you +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings. + +3-35:30 Whoso kiwweth any (・_・ヾ p-pewson, t-the >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew shaww be put to death by +t-the mouth of :33 w-witnyesses: but onye witnyess shaww nyot t-testify against any +pewson to c-cause him to die. + +3-35:31 Moweovew ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take nyo satisfaction (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of a +m-muwdewew, which is g-guiwty of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but he shaww be suwewy put to +death. + +x3 3-35:32 And ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take nyo satisfaction (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is fwed to t-the +city of his wefuge, that he shouwd come again to dweww in t-the wand, +untiw t-the death of t-the pwiest. + +35:33 S-So ye shaww nyot powwute t-the wand whewein ye awe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood it +defiweth t-the wand: and t-the wand c-cannyot be cweansed of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that +is shed thewein, but by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of him that shed it. + +35:34 Defiwe nyot thewefowe t-the wand which ye shaww inhabit, whewein I +dweww: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD dweww among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +36:1 And t-the chief f-fathews of t-the famiwies of t-the chiwdwen of Giwead, +t-the son of Machiw, t-the son of Manyasseh, of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of +Joseph, came nyeaw, and spake befowe Moses, and befowe t-the pwinces, t-the +chief f-fathews of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 3-36:2 And they said, The WOWD +commanded o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd to g-give t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance by wot to t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd w-was commanded by t-the WOWD to g-give t-the +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of Zewophehad ouw b-bwothew u-unto his daughtews. + +36:3 And if they be mawwied to any of t-the sons of t-the othew twibes of +t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, t-then shaww theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance be taken fwom t-the +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of ouw fathews, and shaww be put to t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the +twibe wheweunto they awe weceived: so shaww it be taken fwom t-the wot +of ouw inhewitance. + +36:4 And when t-the j-jubiwe of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww be, t-then +shaww theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance be put u-unto t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe +wheweunto they awe weceived: so shaww theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance be taken away +fwom t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of ouw fathews. + +3-36:5 And Moses commanded t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a-accowding to t-the wowd +of t-the WOWD, s-saying, The twibe of t-the sons of Joseph hath said weww. + +36:6 This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD doth command c-concewnying t-the +daughtews of Zewophehad, s-saying, Wet t-them m-mawwy to whom they think +best; onwy to t-the f-famiwy of t-the twibe of theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew shaww they +mawwy. + +36:7 S-So shaww nyot t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew w-wemove +fwom twibe to twibe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww +keep himsewf to t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of his fathews. + +36:8 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy d-daughtew, that possesseth an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in any twibe +of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, shaww be wife u-unto onye of t-the f-famiwy of t-the +twibe of hew fathew, that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew may enjoy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of his fathews. + +36:9 N-Nyeithew shaww t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance w-wemove fwom onye twibe to anyothew +twibe; but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-the twibes of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww +keep himsewf to his own inhewitance. + +36:10 Even as t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so did t-the daughtews of +Zewophehad: 36:11 Fow o(>ω<)o M-Mahwah, Tiwzah, and Hogwah, and Miwcah, and +Nyoah, t-the daughtews of Zewophehad, wewe mawwied u-unto theiw fathew's +b-bwothews' sons: 36:12 And they wewe mawwied into t-the famiwies of t-the +sons of Manyasseh t-the son of Joseph, and theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance wemainyed in +t-the twibe of t-the f-famiwy of theiw fathew. + +3-36:13 These awe t-the c-commandments and t-the judgments, which t-the WOWD +commanded by t-the hand of Moses u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the +pwains of Moab by (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho. + + + + +The Fifth Book of Moses: C-Cawwed Deutewonyomy + + +1:1 These be t-the w-wowds which Moses spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew on this side +(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan in t-the wiwdewnyess, in t-the pwain o-ovew against t-the Wed sea, +b-between Pawan, and Tophew, and Waban, and Hazewoth, and Dizahab. + +1:2 (Thewe awe eweven days' jouwnyey fwom Howeb by t-the w-way of mount +Seiw u-unto Kadeshbawnyea.) 1:3 And it came to pass in t-the fowtieth +y-yeaw, in t-the e-eweventh m-month, on t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, that Moses +spake u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD +h-had given him in commandment u-unto t-them; 1:4 Aftew he h-had s-swain (❤ω❤) S-Sihon +t-the king of t-the A-Amowites, which d-dwewt in (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and Og t-the king of +B-Bashan, which d-dwewt a-at Astawoth in Edwei: 1:5 On this side Jowdan, in +t-the wand of M-Moab, began Moses to decwawe this w-waw, s-saying, 1-1:6 The +WOWD ouw God spake u-unto us in Howeb, s-saying, Ye have d-dwewt wong e-enyough +in this mount: 1:7 T-Tuwn y-you, and o(>ω<)o t-take youw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and go to t-the +mount of t-the A-Amowites, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces nyigh theweunto, in t-the +pwain, in t-the h-hiwws, and in t-the ~(>_<~) *giggles shyly* v-vawe, and in t-the south, and by t-the sea +side, to t-the wand of t-the Canyaanyites, and u-unto Webanyon, u-unto t-the gweat +wivew, t-the wivew Euphwates. + +1:8 Behowd, I have s-set t-the wand befowe you: go in and possess t-the wand +which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto youw fathews, A-Abwaham, Isaac, and Jacob, to +g-give u-unto t-them and to theiw seed aftew them. + +1-1:9 And I spake u-unto you a-at that time, s-saying, I am nyot abwe to beaw +you mysewf a-awonye: 1:10 The WOWD youw God hath m-muwtipwied y-you, and, +b-behowd, ye awe this day as t-the staws of heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +1:11 (The WOWD God of youw f-fathews make you a t-thousand times so many +mowe as ye a-awe, and bwess y-you, as he hath pwomised you!) 1:12 How c-can +I mysewf awonye beaw youw cumbwance, and youw buwden, and youw (＃`Д´) *sighs* s-stwife? +1:13 Take you wise men, and u-undewstanding, and knyown among youw +t-twibes, and I wiww make t-them wuwews o-ovew you. + +1:14 And ye answewed me, and said, The t-thing which t-thou hast spoken is +g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to do. + +1:15 S-So I took t-the chief of youw t-twibes, wise men, and (≧◡≦) k-knyown, and m-made +t-them heads o-ovew y-you, captains o-ovew t-thousands, and captains o-ovew +h-hundweds, and captains o-ovew fifties, and captains o-ovew tens, and +officews among youw twibes. + +1:16 And I c-chawged youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges a-at that time, s-saying, Heaw t-the causes +b-between youw bwethwen, and j-judge wighteouswy b-between {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man and his +bwothew, and t-the stwangew that is with h-him. + +1:17 Ye shaww nyot wespect p-pewsons in judgment; but ye shaww h-heaw t-the +smaww as w-weww as t-the gweat; ye shaww nyot be afwaid of t-the f-face of man; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the j-judgment is God's: and t-the c-cause that is too hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, +bwing it u-unto me, and I wiww h-heaw it. + +1:18 And I commanded you a-at that time (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things which ye shouwd +do. + +1:19 And when we depawted fwom Howeb, we went thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that gweat +and t-tewwibwe wiwdewnyess, which ye saw by t-the w-way of t-the mountain of +t-the A-Amowites, as t-the WOWD ouw God commanded us; and we came to +Kadeshbawnyea. + +1:20 And I said u-unto y-you, Ye awe come u-unto t-the mountain of t-the +A-Amowites, which t-the WOWD ouw God doth g-give u-unto us. + +1-1:21 Behowd, t-the WOWD thy God hath s-set t-the wand befowe t-thee: go up and +possess it, as t-the WOWD God of thy f-fathews hath said u-unto thee; f-feaw +nyot, nyeithew be discouwaged. + +1:22 And ye came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of y-you, and said, We wiww send +men befowe u-us, and they shaww s-seawch us out t-the wand, and bwing us +wowd again by what w-way we (* ^ ω ^) m-must go up, and into what c-cities we shaww +come. + +1:23 And t-the saying pweased m-me weww: and I took twewve men of y-you, onye +of a twibe: 1-1:24 And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went up into t-the mountain, and +came u-unto t-the vawwey of E-Eshcow, and seawched it ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +1:25 And they took of t-the fwuit of t-the wand in theiw hands, and +b-bwought it down u-unto u-us, and b-bwought us wowd again, and said, I-It is a +g-good wand which t-the WOWD ouw God doth g-give us. + +1:26 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding ye w-wouwd nyot go up, but webewwed against t-the +commandment of t-the WOWD youw G-God: 1:27 And ye (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed in youw tents, +and said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD hated u-us, he hath b-bwought us fowth out of +t-the wand of Egypt, to d-dewivew us into t-the hand of t-the A-Amowites, to +d-destwoy us. + +1:28 Whithew shaww we go u-up? ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen have discouwaged ouw heawt, +s-saying, The peopwe is gweatew and tawwew than we; t-the c-cities awe gweat +and wawwed up to heaven; and moweovew we have s-seen t-the sons of t-the +Anyakims thewe. + +1:29 T-Then I said u-unto y-you, Dwead nyot, nyeithew be afwaid of them. + +1:30 The WOWD youw God which goeth befowe y-you, he shaww fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you in Egypt befowe youw e-eyes; 1:31 +And in t-the wiwdewnyess, whewe t-thou hast s-seen how that t-the WOWD thy God +bawe thee, as a man doth beaw his son, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way that ye went, +untiw ye came into this pwace. + +1:32 Y-Yet in this t-thing ye did nyot bewieve t-the WOWD youw G-God, 1:33 Who +went in t-the w-way befowe y-you, to s-seawch you out a pwace to p-pitch youw +tents in, in fiwe by nyight, to s-shew you by what w-way ye shouwd go, and +in a cwoud by d-day. + +1:34 And t-the WOWD heawd t-the voice of youw wowds, and w-was w-wwoth, and +swawe, s-saying, 1:35 S-Suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot onye of these men of this +eviw genyewation s-see that g-good wand, which I swawe to g-give u-unto youw +fathews. + +1:36 Save C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh; he shaww s-see it, and to him wiww +I g-give t-the wand that he hath twodden u-upon, and to his c-chiwdwen, +because he hath whowwy f-fowwowed t-the WOWD. + +(o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 Awso t-the WOWD w-was angwy with m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, s-saying, T-Thou awso +shawt nyot go in thithew. + +(^人^) 1-1:38 But Joshua t-the son of Nyun, which standeth befowe thee, he shaww +go in thithew: |･ω･) e-encouwage him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww c-cause Iswaew to i-inhewit it. + +1-1:39 Moweovew youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, which ye said shouwd be a pwey, and +youw c-chiwdwen, which in that day h-had nyo k-knyowwedge b-between g-good and +eviw, they shaww go in thithew, and u-unto t-them wiww I g-give it, and they +shaww possess it. + +1:40 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, tuwn y-you, and o(>ω<)o t-take youw jouwnyey into t-the +wiwdewnyess by t-the w-way of t-the Wed sea. + +1:41 T-Then ye answewed and said u-unto me, We have sinnyed against t-the +WOWD, we wiww go up and f-fight, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD ouw God +commanded us. + +And when ye h-had giwded on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his weapons of waw, ye wewe weady +to go up into t-the hiww. + +1:42 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Say u-unto them. Go nyot up, nyeithew +fight; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot among you; west ye be smitten befowe youw enyemies. + +1:43 S-So I spake u-unto you; and ye w-wouwd nyot h-heaw, but webewwed against +t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, and went pwesumptuouswy up into t-the hiww. + +1:44 And t-the A-Amowites, which d-dwewt in that mountain, came out against +y-you, and chased y-you, as (　･ω･)☞ b-bees do, and destwoyed you in Seiw, even u-unto +Howmah. + +1-1:45 And ye wetuwnyed and wept befowe t-the WOWD; but t-the WOWD w-wouwd nyot +heawken to youw voice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow g-give eaw u-unto you. + +1:46 S-So ye abode in K-Kadesh many days, a-accowding u-unto t-the days that ye +abode thewe. + +2:1 T-Then we tuwnyed, and took ouw jouwnyey into t-the wiwdewnyess by t-the +w-way of t-the Wed sea, as t-the WOWD spake u-unto me: and we compassed mount +Seiw many days. + +2:2 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto me, s-saying, 2-2:3 Ye have compassed this +mountain wong enyough: tuwn you n-nyowthwawd. + +2:4 And command t-thou t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Ye awe to pass thwough t-the +coast of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of Esau, which dweww in Seiw; and +they shaww be afwaid of you: o(>ω<)o t-take ye g-good heed u-unto youwsewves +thewefowe: 2-2:5 Meddwe nyot with t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot g-give you of theiw +wand, nyo, nyot so m-much as a foot bweadth; because I have given mount +Seiw u-unto E-Esau (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a p-possession. + +2:6 Ye shaww buy meat of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, that ye may eat; and ye shaww +awso buy w-watew of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, that ye may d-dwink. + +2-2:7 Fow t-the WOWD thy God hath bwessed thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of thy +hand: he k-knyoweth thy wawking thwough this gweat wiwdewnyess: these +f-fowty yeaws t-the WOWD thy God hath b-been with thee; t-thou hast w-wacked +nyothing. + +2:8 And when we passed by fwom ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of Esau, +which d-dwewt in Seiw, thwough t-the w-way of t-the pwain fwom Ewath, and fwom +Eziongabew, we (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and passed by t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess of Moab. + +2-2:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Distwess nyot t-the Moabites, nyeithew +contend with t-them in |･ω･) b-battwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot g-give thee of theiw wand +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a possession; because I have given Aw u-unto t-the chiwdwen of W-Wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a p-possession. + +2:10 The Emims d-dwewt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein in times past, a peopwe g-gweat, and many, +and taww, as t-the Anyakims; 2-2:11 W-Which awso wewe a-accounted giants, as +t-the Anyakims; but t-the Moabites cawwed t-them E-Emims. + +2:12 The Howims awso d-dwewt in Seiw befowetime; but t-the chiwdwen of +E-Esau succeeded t-them, when they h-had destwoyed t-them fwom befowe t-them, +and d-dwewt in theiw stead; as Iswaew did u-unto t-the wand of his +possession, which t-the WOWD gave u-unto them. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Nyow (☆ω☆) w-wise up, said I, and get you o-ovew t-the b-bwook Zewed. And we +went o-ovew t-the b-bwook Zewed. + +2:14 And t-the space in which we came fwom Kadeshbawnyea, untiw we wewe +come o-ovew t-the b-bwook Z-Zewed, w-was thiwty and eight yeaws; untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +genyewation of t-the men of waw wewe w-wasted out fwom among t-the host, as +t-the WOWD swawe u-unto them. + +2:15 Fow indeed t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was against t-them, to d-destwoy t-them +fwom among t-the host, untiw they wewe consumed. + +2:16 S-So it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw wewe consumed and +dead fwom among t-the p-peopwe, 2:17 That t-the WOWD spake u-unto me, s-saying, +2:18 T-Thou awt to pass o-ovew thwough Aw, t-the coast of M-Moab, this day: +2:19 And when t-thou comest nyigh o-ovew against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, +d-distwess t-them nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow m-meddwe with (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot g-give thee of +t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon any possession; because I have given +it u-unto t-the chiwdwen of W-Wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a p-possession. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 (That awso w-was a-accounted a wand of g-giants: giants d-dwewt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein +in o-owd time; and t-the Ammonyites caww t-them Zamzummims; 2:21 A-A peopwe +g-gweat, and many, and taww, as t-the Anyakims; but t-the WOWD destwoyed t-them +befowe t-them; and they succeeded t-them, and d-dwewt in theiw s-stead: 2:22 +As he did to t-the chiwdwen of Esau, which d-dwewt in Seiw, when he +destwoyed t-the Howims fwom befowe t-them; and they succeeded t-them, and +d-dwewt in theiw stead even u-unto this day: 2:23 And t-the Avims which +d-dwewt in Hazewim, even u-unto ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ A-Azzah, t-the Caphtowims, which came fowth +out of Caphtow, destwoyed t-them, and d-dwewt in theiw stead.) 2:24 Wise +ye up, o(>ω<)o t-take youw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and pass o-ovew t-the wivew A-Awnyon: b-behowd, I +have given into thinye hand (❤ω❤) S-Sihon t-the Amowite, king of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and his +wand: b-begin to possess it, and contend with him in battwe. + +2:25 This day wiww I b-begin to put t-the dwead of thee and t-the f-feaw of +thee upon t-the nyations that awe undew t-the w-whowe heaven, who shaww h-heaw +wepowt of thee, and shaww twembwe, and be in a-anguish because of thee. + +2:26 And I sent m-messengews out of t-the wiwdewnyess of Kedemoth u-unto +(❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of H-Heshbon with w-wowds of p-peace, s-saying, (^ω~) 2-2:27 Wet m-me pass +thwough thy wand: I wiww go awong by t-the high way, I wiww nyeithew tuwn +u-unto t-the wight hand (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft. + +2:28 T-Thou shawt seww m-me meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, that I may eat; and g-give m-me +w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, that I may dwink: onwy I wiww pass thwough on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +feet; 2:29 (As t-the chiwdwen of E-Esau which dweww in Seiw, and t-the +Moabites which dweww in Aw, did u-unto me;) untiw I shaww pass o-ovew +(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan into t-the wand which t-the WOWD ouw God giveth us. + +2:30 But (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of H-Heshbon w-wouwd nyot wet us pass by him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD thy God hawdenyed his spiwit, and m-made his heawt obstinyate, that +he m-might d-dewivew him into thy hand, as appeaweth this d-day. + +2:31 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Behowd, I have begun to g-give (❤ω❤) S-Sihon and +his wand befowe t-thee: b-begin to possess, that t-thou mayest i-inhewit his +wand. + +2:32 T-Then (❤ω❤) S-Sihon came out against u-us, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, to fight +a-at Jahaz. + +2:33 And t-the WOWD ouw God dewivewed him befowe us; and we smote him, +and his ^-^ s-sons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe. + +2:34 And we took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-cities a-at that time, and u-uttewwy destwoyed +t-the men, and t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, we weft +nyonye to wemain: 2:35 Onwy t-the cattwe we took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey u-unto +ouwsewves, and t-the spoiw of t-the c-cities which we took. + +2:36 Fwom Awoew, which is by t-the bwink of t-the wivew of A-Awnyon, and fwom +t-the city that is by t-the wivew, even u-unto Giwead, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot onye +city too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: t-the WOWD ouw God dewivewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww u-unto us: 2:37 +Onwy u-unto t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon t-thou camest nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow u-unto +any pwace of t-the wivew Jabbok, (=`ω´=) n-nyow u-unto t-the c-cities in t-the mountains, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow u-unto whatsoevew t-the WOWD ouw God fowbad us. + +3-3:1 T-Then we tuwnyed, and went up t-the w-way to Bashan: and Og t-the king of +Bashan came out against u-us, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, to battwe a-at E-Edwei. + +3:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Feaw him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww d-dewivew him, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, and his wand, into thy hand; and t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do +u-unto him as t-thou didst u-unto (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, which d-dwewt a-at +Heshbon. + +3-3:3 S-So t-the WOWD ouw God dewivewed into ouw h-hands Og awso, t-the king of +B-Bashan, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe: and we smote him untiw nyonye w-was weft to +him w-wemainying. + +3:4 And we took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-cities a-at that time, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a city +which we took nyot fwom t-them, (o_O)! t-thweescowe cities, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of +Awgob, t-the kingdom of Og in B-Bashan. + +3:5 Aww these c-cities wewe f-fenced with high (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, gates, and baws; +beside unwawwed towns a gweat many. + +3-3:6 And we u-uttewwy destwoyed t-them, as we did u-unto (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of +(つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, u-uttewwy destwoying t-the men, (*°▽°*) w-women, and c-chiwdwen, of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +city. + +3:7 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cattwe, and t-the spoiw of t-the cities, we took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +pwey to ouwsewves. + +3:8 And we took a-at that time out of t-the hand of t-the two kings of t-the +Amowites t-the wand that w-was on this side Jowdan, fwom t-the wivew of +Awnyon u-unto mount Hewmon; 3-3:9 (-(Which Hewmon t-the Sidonyians caww Siwion; +and t-the Amowites caww it S-Shenyiw;) 3:10 Aww t-the c-cities of t-the pwain, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Giwead, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bashan, u-unto Sawchah and (o･ω･o) E-Edwei, c-cities of t-the +kingdom of Og in B-Bashan. + +3:11 Fow onwy Og king of Bashan wemainyed of t-the wemnyant of giants; +(x_x)V b-behowd his bedstead w-was a bedstead of iwon; is it nyot in Wabbath of +t-the chiwdwen of Ammon? nyinye cubits w-was t-the wength t-theweof, and fouw +cubits t-the bweadth of it, aftew t-the c-cubit of a m-man. + +3:12 And this wand, which we p-possessed a-at that time, fwom Awoew, which +is by t-the wivew A-Awnyon, and hawf mount Giwead, and t-the c-cities t-theweof, +gave I u-unto t-the Weubenyites and to t-the Gadites. + +3:13 And t-the w-west of Giwead, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bashan, being t-the kingdom of O-Og, +gave I u-unto t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of Awgob, with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bashan, which w-was cawwed t-the wand of giants. + +3:14 J-Jaiw t-the son of Manyasseh took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy of A-Awgob u-unto t-the +coasts of Geshuwi and Maachathi; and cawwed t-them aftew his own nyame, +Bashanhavothjaiw, u-unto this d-day. + +3:15 And I gave Giwead u-unto Machiw. + +3:16 And u-unto t-the Weubenyites and u-unto t-the Gadites I gave fwom Giwead +even u-unto t-the wivew Awnyon hawf t-the vawwey, and t-the bowdew even u-unto +t-the wivew Jabbok, which is t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon; 3:17 +The pwain awso, and Jowdan, and t-the coast t-theweof, fwom Chinnyeweth +even u-unto t-the sea of t-the pwain, even t-the sawt sea, undew A-Ashdothpisgah +e-eastwawd. + +3:18 And I commanded you a-at that time, s-saying, The WOWD youw God hath +given you this wand to possess i-it: ye shaww pass o-ovew awmed befowe +youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw. + +3:19 But youw wives, and youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and youw cattwe, (fow I +knyow that ye have m-much cattwe,) shaww abide in youw c-cities which I +have given you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Untiw t-the WOWD have given w-west u-unto youw +bwethwen, as w-weww as u-unto y-you, and untiw they awso possess t-the wand +which t-the WOWD youw God hath given t-them beyond Jowdan: and t-then shaww +ye (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his possession, which I have given you. + +3:21 And I commanded Joshua a-at that time, s-saying, T-Thinye eyes have s-seen +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD youw God hath donye u-unto these two kings: so shaww +t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms whithew t-thou p-passest. + +3-3:22 Ye shaww nyot f-feaw (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God he shaww fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +you. + +3:23 And I besought t-the WOWD a-at that time, s-saying, 3:24 O-O Wowd GOD, +t-thou hast begun to s-shew thy sewvant thy gweatnyess, and thy mighty +hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what God is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in heaven ow in eawth, that c-can (^-^*)/ d-do +a-accowding to thy wowks, and a-accowding to thy m-might? (＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 I p-pway thee, +wet m-me go ovew, and s-see t-the g-good wand that is beyond Jowdan, that +goodwy mountain, and W-Webanyon. + +3:26 But t-the WOWD w-was wwoth with m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, and w-wouwd nyot h-heaw +me: and t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Wet it suffice thee; speak nyo mowe u-unto +m-me of this mattew. + +3-3:27 Get thee up into t-the top of Pisgah, and wift up thinye eyes +westwawd, and nyowthwawd, and southwawd, and eastwawd, and (x_x)V b-behowd it +with thinye eyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyot go o-ovew this Jowdan. + +3:28 But chawge Joshua, and |･ω･) e-encouwage him, and stwengthen him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +shaww go o-ovew befowe this p-peopwe, and he shaww c-cause t-them to i-inhewit +t-the wand which t-thou shawt see. + +3-3:29 S-So we abode in t-the vawwey o-ovew against (^人^) B-Bethpeow. + +4:1 Nyow thewefowe h-heawken, O-O I-Iswaew, u-unto t-the s-statutes and u-unto t-the +judgments, which I t-teach y-you, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, that ye may wive, and go +in and possess t-the wand which t-the WOWD God of youw f-fathews giveth you. + +4-4:2 Ye shaww nyot a-add u-unto t-the wowd which I command y-you, nyeithew shaww +ye diminyish ought fwom it, that ye may keep t-the c-commandments of t-the +WOWD youw God which I command you. + +4:3 Youw eyes have s-seen what t-the WOWD did because of Baawpeow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the men that f-fowwowed B-Baawpeow, t-the WOWD thy God hath destwoyed t-them +fwom among you. + +4-4:4 But ye that did cweave u-unto t-the WOWD youw God awe a-awive {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +of you this d-day. + +4-4:5 Behowd, I have taught you s-statutes and judgments, even as t-the WOWD +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God commanded me, that ye shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do so in t-the wand whithew ye go to +possess it. + +4:6 Keep thewefowe and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is youw wisdom and youw +undewstanding in t-the sight of t-the n-nyations, which shaww h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +s-statutes, and say, S-Suwewy this gweat nyation is a wise and +undewstanding peopwe. + +4:7 Fow what nyation is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe so g-gweat, who hath God so nyigh u-unto t-them, +as t-the WOWD ouw God is in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that we caww upon him fow? 4-4:8 +And what nyation is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe so g-gweat, that hath s-statutes and judgments so +wighteous as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this w-waw, which I s-set befowe you this day? 4:9 Onwy +o(>ω<)o t-take heed to xDD t-thysewf, and keep thy souw diwigentwy, west t-thou fowget +t-the things which thinye eyes have seen, and west they depawt fwom thy +heawt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of thy wife: but t-teach t-them thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy s-sons' +s-sons; 4:10 S-Speciawwy t-the day that t-thou stoodest befowe t-the WOWD thy +God in Howeb, when t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Gathew m-me t-the peopwe +togethew, and I wiww make t-them h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, that they may weawn to +f-feaw m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days that they shaww wive upon t-the eawth, and that +they may t-teach theiw chiwdwen. + +4:11 And ye came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw and s-stood undew t-the mountain; and t-the mountain +buwnyed with fiwe u-unto t-the m-midst of heaven, with dawknyess, c-cwouds, and +thick dawknyess. + +4:12 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto you out of t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe: ye +heawd t-the voice of t-the wowds, but saw nyo simiwitude; onwy ye heawd a +voice. + +4:13 And he d-decwawed u-unto you his c-covenyant, which he commanded you to +pewfowm, even t-ten commandments; and he wwote t-them upon two tabwes of +stonye. + +4:14 And t-the WOWD commanded m-me a-at that time to t-teach you s-statutes and +judgments, that ye m-might (^-^*)/ d-do t-them in t-the wand whithew ye go o-ovew to +possess it. + +4:15 Take ye thewefowe g-good heed u-unto y-youwsewves; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye saw nyo m-mannyew +of simiwitude on t-the day that t-the WOWD spake u-unto you in Howeb out of +t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe: 4:16 West ye cowwupt youwsewves, and make you a +gwaven image, t-the simiwitude of any figuwe, t-the wikenyess of m-mawe ow +femawe, 4:17 The wikenyess of any beast that is on t-the eawth, t-the +wikenyess of any winged foww that f-fwieth in t-the aiw, 4-4:18 The wikenyess +of any t-thing that cweepeth on t-the g-gwound, t-the wikenyess of any fish +that is in t-the watews benyeath t-the eawth: 4:19 And west t-thou wift up +thinye eyes u-unto heaven, and when t-thou seest t-the sun, and t-the moon, and +t-the s-staws, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, shouwdest be dwiven to w-wowship +t-them, and sewve t-them, which t-the WOWD thy God hath d-divided u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +nyations undew t-the w-whowe heaven. + +4:20 But t-the WOWD hath taken y-you, and b-bwought you fowth out of t-the +(=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon fuwnyace, even out of Egypt, to be u-unto him a peopwe of +inhewitance, as ye awe this d-day. + +4:21 Fuwthewmowe t-the WOWD w-was angwy with m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, and swawe +that I shouwd nyot go o-ovew Jowdan, and that I shouwd nyot go in u-unto +that g-good wand, which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance: +4:22 But I (* ^ ω ^) m-must die in this wand, I (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyot go o-ovew Jowdan: but ye +shaww go ovew, and possess that g-good wand. + +4:23 Take heed u-unto youwsewves, west ye fowget t-the c-covenyant of t-the +WOWD youw G-God, which he m-made with y-you, and make you a gwaven image, ow +t-the wikenyess of any thing, which t-the WOWD thy God hath fowbidden thee. + +4:24 Fow t-the WOWD thy God is a consuming f-fiwe, even a jeawous God. + +4:25 When t-thou shawt beget c-chiwdwen, and c-chiwdwen's c-chiwdwen, and ye +shaww have wemainyed wong in t-the wand, and shaww cowwupt youwsewves, +and make a gwaven image, ow t-the wikenyess of any thing, and shaww (^-^*)/ d-do +eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to pwovoke him to angew: 4:26 I +caww heaven and eawth to witnyess against you this day, that ye shaww +soon u-uttewwy pewish fwom off t-the wand wheweunto ye go o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to +possess it; ye shaww nyot pwowong youw days upon it, but shaww u-uttewwy +be destwoyed. + +4:27 And t-the WOWD shaww scattew you among t-the n-nyations, and ye shaww be +weft f-few in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whithew t-the WOWD shaww wead you. + +4:28 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ye shaww sewve gods, t-the wowk of men's hands, w-wood and +stonye, which nyeithew see, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow eat, (=`ω´=) n-nyow smeww. + +4:29 But if fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence t-thou shawt seek t-the WOWD thy G-God, t-thou shawt +f-find him, if t-thou seek him with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy souw. + +4:30 When t-thou awt in twibuwation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things awe come upon +thee, even in t-the wattew days, if t-thou tuwn to t-the WOWD thy G-God, and +shawt be xDD o-obedient u-unto his v-voice; 4-4:31 (Fow t-the WOWD thy God is a +m-mewcifuw God;) he wiww nyot fowsake thee, nyeithew d-destwoy thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +fowget t-the c-covenyant of thy f-fathews which he swawe u-unto them. + +4:32 Fow ask nyow of t-the days that awe past, which wewe befowe thee, +since t-the day that God cweated man upon t-the eawth, and ask fwom t-the +onye side of heaven u-unto t-the othew, whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath b-been any such +t-thing as this gweat t-thing is, ow hath b-been heawd w-wike it? 4:33 Did +e-evew peopwe h-heaw t-the voice of God speaking out of t-the m-midst of t-the +f-fiwe, as t-thou hast heawd, and w-wive? 4:34 Ow hath God assayed to go +and o(>ω<)o t-take him a nyation fwom t-the m-midst of anyothew nyation, by +temptations, by signs, and by wondews, and by waw, and by a mighty +hand, and by a stwetched out awm, and by gweat tewwows, a-accowding to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD youw God did (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you in Egypt befowe youw eyes? +4:35 Unto thee it w-was shewed, that t-thou mightest knyow that t-the WOWD he +is God; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye ewse beside h-him. + +4:36 Out of heaven he m-made thee to h-heaw his voice, that he m-might +(=`ω´=) i-instwuct t-thee: and upon eawth he shewed thee his gweat fiwe; and t-thou +heawdest his w-wowds out of t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe. + +4:37 And because he woved thy fathews, thewefowe he chose theiw seed +aftew t-them, and b-bwought thee out in his sight with his mighty p-powew +out of Egypt; 4-4:38 To dwive out nyations fwom befowe thee gweatew and +mightiew than t-thou awt, to bwing thee in, to g-give thee theiw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +an inhewitance, as it is this d-day. + +(*^‿^*) 4-4:39 K-Knyow thewefowe this day, and considew it in thinye heawt, that t-the +WOWD he is God in heaven above, and upon t-the eawth benyeath: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyonye ewse. + +4:40 T-Thou shawt keep thewefowe his s-statutes, and his commandments, +which I command thee this day, that it may go w-weww with thee, and with +thy chiwdwen aftew thee, and that t-thou mayest pwowong thy days upon +t-the eawth, which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +4:41 T-Then Moses sevewed thwee c-cities on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan towawd t-the +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ s-sunwising; 4-4:42 That t-the swayew m-might fwee thithew, which shouwd kiww +his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw unyawawes, and hated him nyot in times past; and that +fweeing u-unto onye of these c-cities he m-might w-wive: 4:43 ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *blushes* N-Nyamewy, B-Bezew in +t-the wiwdewnyess, in t-the pwain countwy, of t-the Weubenyites; and Wamoth in +Giwead, of t-the Gadites; and Gowan in B-Bashan, of t-the Manyassites. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 4-4:44 And this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which Moses s-set befowe t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew: 4-4:45 These awe t-the testimonyies, and t-the s-statutes, and t-the +judgments, which Moses spake u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, aftew they +came fowth out of Egypt. + +4:46 On this side Jowdan, in t-the vawwey o-ovew against Bethpeow, in t-the +wand of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, who d-dwewt a-at (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, whom Moses +and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew smote, aftew they wewe come fowth out of +Egypt: 4-4:47 And they p-possessed his wand, and t-the wand of Og king of +B-Bashan, two kings of t-the A-Amowites, which wewe on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan +towawd t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ s-sunwising; 4:48 Fwom Awoew, which is by t-the bank of t-the +wivew A-Awnyon, even u-unto mount Sion, which is Hewmon, 4:49 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +pwain on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan eastwawd, even u-unto t-the sea of t-the pwain, +undew t-the spwings of Pisgah. + +5:1 And Moses cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and said u-unto t-them, Heaw, O-O I-Iswaew, +t-the s-statutes and judgments which I speak in youw eaws this day, that +ye may weawn t-them, and k-keep, and (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +5-5:2 The WOWD ouw God m-made a c-covenyant with us in Howeb. + +5:3 The WOWD m-made nyot this c-covenyant with ouw fathews, but with u-us, +even u-us, who awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of us hewe a-awive this d-day. + +5:4 The WOWD t-tawked with you f-face to f-face in t-the mount out of t-the +m-midst of t-the f-fiwe, 5:5 (I s-stood b-between t-the WOWD and you a-at that time, +to s-shew you t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe afwaid by w-weason of t-the +f-fiwe, and went nyot up into t-the mount;) s-saying, 5:6 I am t-the WOWD thy +G-God, which b-bwought thee out of t-the wand of Egypt, fwom t-the house of +bondage. + +5:7 T-Thou shawt have nyonye othew gods befowe me. + +5:8 T-Thou shawt nyot make thee any gwaven image, ow any wikenyess of any +t-thing that is in heaven above, ow that is in t-the eawth benyeath, ow +that is in t-the watews benyeath t-the eawth: 5:9 T-Thou shawt nyot bow down +t-thysewf u-unto t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sewve (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD thy God am a jeawous +G-God, ＼(≧▽≦)／ v-visiting t-the i-inyiquity of t-the f-fathews upon t-the chiwdwen u-unto t-the +thiwd and fouwth genyewation of t-them that hate me, 5:10 And shewing +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto thousands of t-them that wove m-me and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments. + +5:11 T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take t-the nyame of t-the WOWD thy God in vain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD wiww nyot h-howd him (o´∀`o) g-guiwtwess that taketh his nyame in vain. + +5:12 Keep t-the sabbath day to sanctify it, as t-the WOWD thy God hath +commanded thee. + +5-5:13 S-Six days t-thou shawt wabouw, and (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowk: 5:14 But t-the +seventh day is t-the sabbath of t-the WOWD thy G-God: in it t-thou shawt nyot +(^-^*)/ d-do any wowk, thou, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy son, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy d-daughtew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy mansewvant, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow thy maidsewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thinye ox, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thinye ass, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any of thy +cattwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy stwangew that is within thy gates; that thy m-mansewvant +and thy maidsewvant may w-west as w-weww as thou. + +5:15 And (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou wast a sewvant in t-the wand of Egypt, and +that t-the WOWD thy God b-bwought thee out (o´∀`o) t-thence thwough a mighty hand +and by a stwetched out a-awm: thewefowe t-the WOWD thy God commanded thee +to keep t-the sabbath d-day. + +5:16 Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew, as t-the WOWD thy God hath +commanded thee; that thy days may be p-pwowonged, and that it may go +w-weww with thee, in t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee. + +5:17 T-Thou shawt nyot k-kiww. + +5:18 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou commit aduwtewy. + +5:19 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou steaw. + +5:20 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou beaw f-fawse witnyess against thy nyeighbouw. + +5:21 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou d-desiwe thy nyeighbouw's wife, nyeithew shawt +t-thou covet thy nyeighbouw's h-house, his fiewd, ow his mansewvant, ow his +maidsewvant, his ox, ow his ass, ow any t-thing that is thy nyeighbouw's. + +5:22 These w-wowds t-the WOWD spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw assembwy in t-the mount +out of t-the m-midst of t-the f-fiwe, of t-the c-cwoud, and of t-the thick dawknyess, +with a gweat voice: and he a-added nyo mowe. And he wwote t-them in two +tabwes of stonye, and dewivewed t-them u-unto me. + +5:23 And it came to pass, when ye heawd t-the voice out of t-the m-midst of +t-the dawknyess, (fow t-the mountain did buwn with fiwe,) that ye came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +u-unto me, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heads of youw t-twibes, and youw ewdews; 5-5:24 And +ye said, Behowd, t-the WOWD ouw God hath shewed us his gwowy and his +gweatnyess, and we have heawd his voice out of t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe: +we have s-seen this day that God doth tawk with ^.^ m-man, and he w-wiveth. + +5:25 Nyow thewefowe why shouwd we die? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this gweat fiwe wiww consume +us: if we h-heaw t-the voice of t-the WOWD ouw God any m-mowe, t-then we shaww +die. + +5:26 Fow who is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, that hath heawd t-the voice of t-the +wiving God speaking out of t-the m-midst of t-the f-fiwe, as we have, and +wived? 5:27 Go t-thou nyeaw, and h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD ouw God shaww +say: and speak t-thou u-unto us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD ouw God shaww speak u-unto +thee; and we wiww h-heaw it, and (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +5:28 And t-the WOWD heawd t-the voice of youw wowds, when ye spake u-unto +m-me; and t-the WOWD said u-unto me, I have heawd t-the voice of t-the w-wowds of +this p-peopwe, which they have spoken u-unto t-thee: they have w-weww said (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that they have spoken. + +5-5:29 O-O that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe such an heawt in t-them, that they w-wouwd f-feaw me, +and keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments awways, that it m-might be w-weww with t-them, +and with theiw chiwdwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew! 5:30 Go say to t-them, Get you into +youw tents again. + +5:31 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, stand t-thou hewe by me, and I wiww speak u-unto +thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the commandments, and t-the s-statutes, and t-the judgments, which +t-thou shawt t-teach t-them, that they may (^-^*)/ d-do t-them in t-the wand which I g-give +t-them to possess it. + +5-5:32 Ye shaww o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do thewefowe as t-the WOWD youw God hath +commanded you: ye shaww nyot tuwn aside to t-the wight hand ow to t-the +weft. + +5:33 Ye shaww wawk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ways which t-the WOWD youw God hath +commanded y-you, that ye may wive, and that it may be w-weww with y-you, and +that ye may pwowong youw days in t-the wand which ye shaww possess. + +6-6:1 Nyow these awe t-the commandments, t-the s-statutes, and t-the judgments, +which t-the WOWD youw God commanded to t-teach y-you, that ye m-might (^-^*)/ d-do t-them +in t-the wand whithew ye go to possess i-it: 6:2 That t-thou mightest f-feaw +t-the WOWD thy G-God, to keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his s-statutes and his commandments, which +I command thee, thou, and thy son, and thy son's son, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of +thy wife; and that thy days may be pwowonged. + +6:3 Heaw thewefowe, O-O I-Iswaew, and o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do it; that it may be +w-weww with thee, and that ye may incwease mightiwy, as t-the WOWD God of +thy f-fathews hath pwomised thee, in t-the wand that fwoweth with miwk and +honyey. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Heaw, O-O Iswaew: The WOWD ouw God is onye WOWD: 6:5 And t-thou shawt +wove t-the WOWD thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-souw, and +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy might. + +6:6 And these wowds, which I command thee this day, shaww be in thinye +(*°▽°*) h-heawt: 6:7 And t-thou shawt t-teach t-them diwigentwy u-unto thy c-chiwdwen, and +shawt tawk of t-them when t-thou sittest in thinye h-house, and when t-thou +wawkest by t-the way, and when t-thou wiest down, and when t-thou wisest (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +6:8 And t-thou shawt bind t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign upon thinye hand, and they +shaww be as fwontwets b-between thinye eyes. + +6:9 And t-thou shawt wwite t-them upon t-the posts of thy h-house, and on thy +gates. + +6:10 And it shaww be, when t-the WOWD thy God shaww have b-bwought thee +into t-the wand which he swawe u-unto thy fathews, to A-Abwaham, to Isaac, +and to Jacob, to g-give thee gweat and goodwy cities, which t-thou +buiwdedst nyot, 6:11 And houses f-fuww of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good things, which t-thou +fiwwedst nyot, and w-wewws o(>ω<)o *sweats* d-digged, which t-thou (o^▽^o) d-diggedst nyot, vinyeyawds and +owive twees, which t-thou pwantedst n-nyot; when t-thou shawt have eaten and +be fuww; 6:12 T-Then bewawe west t-thou fowget t-the WOWD, which b-bwought +thee fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt, fwom t-the house of bondage. + +6:13 T-Thou shawt f-feaw t-the WOWD thy G-God, and sewve him, and shawt sweaw +by his nyame. + +6:14 Ye shaww nyot go aftew othew gods, of t-the gods of t-the peopwe which +awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about you; 6:15 (Fow t-the WOWD thy God is a jeawous God among +you) west t-the angew of t-the WOWD thy God be kindwed against thee, and +d-destwoy thee fwom off t-the f-face of t-the eawth. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Ye shaww nyot t-tempt t-the WOWD youw G-God, as ye tempted him in +Massah. + +6-6:17 Ye shaww diwigentwy keep t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD youw G-God, +and his testimonyies, and his s-statutes, which he hath commanded thee. + +6:18 And t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight and g-good in t-the sight of +t-the WOWD: that it may be w-weww with thee, and that t-thou mayest go in +and possess t-the g-good wand which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto thy fathews. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 To cast out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye enyemies fwom befowe thee, as t-the WOWD hath +spoken. + +6:20 And when thy son asketh thee in time to come, s-saying, What mean +t-the testimonyies, and t-the s-statutes, and t-the judgments, which t-the WOWD +ouw God hath commanded y-you? 6:21 T-Then t-thou shawt say u-unto thy son, We +wewe Phawaoh's bondmen in Egypt; and t-the WOWD b-bwought us out of Egypt +with a mighty hand: 6:22 And t-the WOWD shewed signs and wondews, gweat +and sowe, upon Egypt, upon Phawaoh, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-househowd, befowe +ouw eyes: 6:23 And he b-bwought us out fwom thence, that he m-might bwing +us in, to g-give us t-the wand which he swawe u-unto ouw fathews. + +6:24 And t-the WOWD commanded us to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these s-statutes, to f-feaw t-the +WOWD ouw G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw g-good awways, that he m-might pwesewve us awive, as +it is a-at this d-day. + +6:25 And it shaww be ouw wighteousnyess, if we o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +c-commandments befowe t-the WOWD ouw G-God, as he hath commanded us. + +7:1 When t-the WOWD thy God shaww bwing thee into t-the wand whithew t-thou +goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nyations befowe thee, t-the +Hittites, and t-the Giwgashites, and t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Canyaanyites, +and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the Hivites, and t-the J-Jebusites, seven nyations +gweatew and mightiew than thou; 7:2 And when t-the WOWD thy God shaww +d-dewivew t-them befowe thee; t-thou shawt smite t-them, and u-uttewwy d-destwoy +t-them; t-thou shawt make nyo c-covenyant with t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-shew (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: +7-7:3 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou make mawwiages with t-them; thy daughtew t-thou +shawt nyot g-give u-unto his son, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his daughtew shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto thy +(＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +7:4 Fow they wiww tuwn away thy son fwom fowwowing me, that they may +sewve othew gods: so wiww t-the angew of t-the WOWD be kindwed against +y-you, and d-destwoy thee suddenwy. + +7:5 But thus shaww ye d-deaw with t-them; ye shaww d-destwoy theiw awtaws, +and bweak down theiw images, and cut down theiw gwoves, and buwn theiw +gwaven images with fiwe. + +7:6 Fow t-thou awt an h-howy peopwe u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God: t-the WOWD thy +God hath chosen thee to be a speciaw peopwe u-unto himsewf, a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +peopwe that awe upon t-the f-face of t-the eawth. + +7-7:7 The WOWD did nyot s-set his wove upon y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow choose y-you, because ye +wewe mowe in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew than any peopwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe t-the fewest of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +peopwe: (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 But because t-the WOWD woved y-you, and because he w-wouwd keep +t-the o-oath which he h-had swown u-unto youw fathews, hath t-the WOWD b-bwought +you out with a mighty hand, and wedeemed you out of t-the house of +bondmen, fwom t-the hand of Phawaoh king of Egypt. + +7:9 K-Knyow thewefowe that t-the WOWD thy G-God, he is G-God, t-the faithfuw G-God, +which keepeth c-covenyant and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy with t-them that wove him and keep his +c-commandments to a t-thousand genyewations; 7:10 And wepayeth t-them that +hate him to theiw face, to d-destwoy (=`ω´=) t-them: he wiww nyot be swack to him +that hateth him, he wiww wepay him to his (￣ω￣) f-face. + +7:11 T-Thou shawt thewefowe keep t-the commandments, and t-the s-statutes, and +t-the judgments, which I command thee this day, to (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +7:12 Whewefowe it shaww come to pass, if ye heawken to these +judgments, and k-keep, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, that t-the WOWD thy God shaww keep +u-unto thee t-the c-covenyant and t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy which he swawe u-unto thy fathews: +7:13 And he wiww wove thee, and bwess thee, and m-muwtipwy t-thee: he wiww +awso bwess t-the fwuit of thy womb, and t-the fwuit of thy wand, thy cown, +and thy winye, and thinye oiw, t-the incwease of thy kinye, and t-the f-fwocks +of thy sheep, in t-the wand which he swawe u-unto thy f-fathews to g-give +thee. + +7:14 T-Thou shawt be bwessed a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be m-mawe +ow f-femawe b-bawwen among y-you, ow among youw c-cattwe. + +7:15 And t-the WOWD wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sicknyess, and wiww put +nyonye of t-the eviw diseases of Egypt, which t-thou k-knyowest, upon thee; but +wiww way t-them upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that hate thee. + +7:16 And t-thou shawt consume (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe which t-the WOWD thy God +shaww d-dewivew thee; thinye eye shaww have nyo p-pity upon (=`ω´=) t-them: nyeithew +shawt t-thou sewve theiw gods; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that wiww be a snyawe u-unto thee. + +7:17 If t-thou shawt say in thinye heawt, These nyations awe mowe than I; +how c-can I dispossess them? 7:18 T-Thou shawt nyot be afwaid of (=`ω´=) t-them: but +shawt w-weww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew what t-the WOWD thy God did u-unto Phawaoh, and u-unto +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Egypt; xDD 7-7:19 The gweat temptations which thinye eyes saw, and t-the +signs, and t-the wondews, and t-the mighty hand, and t-the stwetched out +awm, wheweby t-the WOWD thy God b-bwought thee out: so shaww t-the WOWD thy +God (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of whom t-thou awt afwaid. + +7:20 Moweovew t-the WOWD thy God wiww send t-the hownyet among t-them, untiw +they that awe weft, and hide themsewves fwom thee, be destwoyed. + +7:21 T-Thou shawt nyot be a-affwighted a-at (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy God is +among y-you, a mighty God and tewwibwe. + +7:22 And t-the WOWD thy God wiww put out those nyations befowe thee by +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe and o(>ω<)o w-wittwe: t-thou mayest nyot consume t-them a-at once, west t-the +b-beasts of t-the fiewd incwease upon thee. + +7:23 But t-the WOWD thy God shaww d-dewivew t-them u-unto thee, and shaww +d-destwoy t-them with a mighty destwuction, untiw they be destwoyed. + +7:24 And he shaww d-dewivew theiw kings into thinye hand, and t-thou shawt +d-destwoy theiw nyame fwom undew heaven: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo man be abwe to +stand befowe thee, untiw t-thou have destwoyed them. + +7:25 The gwaven images of theiw gods shaww ye buwn with fiwe: t-thou +shawt nyot d-desiwe t-the s-siwvew ow gowd that is on t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(>ω<)o t-take it u-unto +thee, west t-thou be snyawed t-thewin: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is an a-abominyation to t-the WOWD +thy God. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou bwing an a-abominyation into thinye h-house, west +t-thou be a cuwsed t-thing w-wike i-it: but t-thou shawt u-uttewwy detest it, and +t-thou shawt u-uttewwy abhow it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a cuwsed thing. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Aww t-the c-commandments which I command thee this day shaww ye +o-obsewve to do, that ye may wive, and muwtipwy, and go in and possess +t-the wand which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto youw fathews. + +8-8:2 And t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way which t-the WOWD thy God w-wed +thee these f-fowty yeaws in t-the wiwdewnyess, to humbwe thee, and to pwove +thee, to knyow what w-was in thinye heawt, whethew t-thou wouwdest keep his +commandments, ow nyo. + +8:3 And he humbwed thee, and suffewed thee to h-hungew, and fed thee +with mannya, which t-thou knyewest nyot, nyeithew did thy f-fathews knyow; that +he m-might make thee knyow that man doth nyot wive by bwead onwy, but by +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd that p-pwoceedeth out of t-the mouth of t-the WOWD doth man w-wive. + +8:4 Thy waiment (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed nyot o-owd upon thee, nyeithew did thy foot (＞ｍ＜) s-sweww, +these f-fowty yeaws. + +8-8:5 T-Thou shawt awso considew in thinye heawt, that, as a man chastenyeth +his son, so t-the WOWD thy God chastenyeth thee. + +8:6 Thewefowe t-thou shawt keep t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to +wawk in his ways, and to f-feaw h-him. + +8:7 Fow t-the WOWD thy God bwingeth thee into a g-good wand, a wand of +bwooks of watew, of fountains and depths that spwing out of vawweys +and hiwws; 8:8 A-A wand of wheat, and bawwey, and vinyes, and fig twees, +and pomegwanyates; a wand of oiw owive, and honyey; 8:9 A-A wand whewein +t-thou shawt e-eat bwead without ^.^ s-scawcenyess, t-thou shawt nyot wack any t-thing +in it; a wand whose s-stonyes awe i-iwon, and out of whose hiwws t-thou +mayest dig b-bwass. + +8-8:10 When t-thou hast eaten and awt fuww, t-then t-thou shawt bwess t-the WOWD +thy God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the g-good wand which he hath given thee. + +8-8:11 Bewawe that t-thou fowget nyot t-the WOWD thy G-God, in nyot keeping his +commandments, and his judgments, and his s-statutes, which I command +thee this day: 8:12 West when t-thou hast eaten and awt fuww, and hast +b-buiwt goodwy houses, and d-dwewt thewein; 8-8:13 And when thy hewds and +thy f-fwocks muwtipwy, and thy s-siwvew and thy gowd is m-muwtipwied, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast is m-muwtipwied; 8:14 T-Then thinye heawt be w-wifted up, +and t-thou fowget t-the WOWD thy G-God, which b-bwought thee fowth out of t-the +wand of Egypt, fwom t-the house of bondage; 8:15 Who w-wed thee thwough +that gweat and t-tewwibwe wiwdewnyess, whewein wewe fiewy sewpents, and +scowpions, and dwought, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo watew; who b-bwought thee +fowth w-watew out of t-the w-wock of fwint; (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Who fed thee in t-the +wiwdewnyess with mannya, which thy f-fathews knyew nyot, that he m-might +humbwe thee, and that he m-might pwove thee, to (^-^*)/ d-do thee g-good a-at thy +wattew end; 8:17 And t-thou say in thinye heawt, My p-powew and t-the m-might +of minye hand hath gotten m-me this weawth. + +8-8:18 But t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the WOWD thy G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is he that +giveth thee p-powew to get weawth, that he may estabwish his c-covenyant +which he swawe u-unto thy fathews, as it is this d-day. + +8-8:19 And it shaww be, if t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fowget t-the WOWD thy G-God, and +wawk aftew othew gods, and sewve t-them, and w-wowship t-them, I t-testify +against you this day that ye shaww suwewy pewish. + +8:20 As t-the nyations which t-the WOWD destwoyeth befowe youw face, so +shaww ye pewish; because ye w-wouwd nyot be xDD o-obedient u-unto t-the voice of +t-the WOWD youw God. + +9:1 Heaw, O-O Iswaew: T-Thou awt to pass o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan this day, to go in to +possess nyations gweatew and mightiew than xDD t-thysewf, c-cities gweat and +f-fenced up to heaven, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 A-A peopwe gweat and taww, t-the chiwdwen of t-the +Anyakims, whom t-thou k-knyowest, and of whom t-thou hast heawd say, Who c-can +stand befowe t-the chiwdwen of Anyak! 9:3 U-Undewstand thewefowe this day, +that t-the WOWD thy God is he which goeth o-ovew befowe thee; as a +consuming fiwe he shaww d-destwoy t-them, and he shaww bwing t-them down +befowe thy f-face: so shawt t-thou dwive t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and d-destwoy t-them +quickwy, as t-the WOWD hath said u-unto thee. + +9:4 Speak nyot t-thou in thinye heawt, aftew that t-the WOWD thy God hath +cast t-them out fwom befowe thee, s-saying, Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess t-the WOWD +hath b-bwought m-me in to possess this wand: but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of +these nyations t-the WOWD doth dwive t-them out fwom befowe thee. + +9:5 Nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wighteousnyess, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the upwightnyess of thinye heawt, +d-dost t-thou go to possess theiw wand: but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of these +nyations t-the WOWD thy God doth dwive t-them out fwom befowe thee, and +that he may pewfowm t-the wowd which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto thy fathews, +A-Abwaham, Isaac, and Jacob. + +9:6 U-Undewstand thewefowe, that t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee nyot this +g-good wand to possess it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wighteousnyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt a +stiffnyecked peopwe. + +9:7 Wemembew, and fowget nyot, how t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *sweats* p-pwovokedst t-the WOWD thy God to +wwath in t-the wiwdewnyess: fwom t-the day that t-thou didst depawt out of +t-the wand of Egypt, untiw ye came u-unto this pwace, ye have b-been +webewwious against t-the WOWD. + +9:8 Awso in Howeb ye p-pwovoked t-the WOWD to wwath, so that t-the WOWD w-was +angwy with you to have destwoyed you. + +9:9 When I w-was gonye up into t-the mount to weceive t-the tabwes of stonye, +even t-the tabwes of t-the c-covenyant which t-the WOWD m-made with y-you, t-then I +abode in t-the mount f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights, I nyeithew did e-eat +bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink watew: (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And t-the WOWD dewivewed u-unto m-me two tabwes +of stonye wwitten with t-the f-fingew of God; and on t-them w-was wwitten +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowds, which t-the WOWD spake with you in t-the mount +out of t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe in t-the day of t-the a-assembwy. + +9-9:11 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights, +that t-the WOWD gave m-me t-the two tabwes of stonye, even t-the tabwes of t-the +covenyant. + +9:12 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Awise, get thee down quickwy fwom +h-hence; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy peopwe which t-thou hast b-bwought fowth out of Egypt have +c-cowwupted themsewves; they awe quickwy (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside out of t-the w-way +which I commanded t-them; they have m-made t-them a mowten image. + +9:13 Fuwthewmowe t-the WOWD spake u-unto me, s-saying, I have s-seen this +p-peopwe, and, b-behowd, it is a stiffnyecked peopwe: 9-9:14 Wet m-me awonye, +that I may d-destwoy t-them, and bwot out theiw nyame fwom undew heaven: +and I wiww make of thee a nyation mightiew and gweatew than they. + +9:15 S-So I (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and came down fwom t-the mount, and t-the mount buwnyed +with fiwe: and t-the two tabwes of t-the c-covenyant wewe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two hands. + +9:16 And I wooked, and, b-behowd, ye h-had sinnyed against t-the WOWD youw +G-God, and h-had m-made you a mowten cawf: ye h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside quickwy out +of t-the w-way which t-the WOWD h-had commanded you. + +9:17 And I took t-the two tabwes, and cast t-them out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two hands, and +bwake t-them befowe youw eyes. + +9:18 And I feww down befowe t-the WOWD, as a-at t-the fiwst, f-fowty days and +f-fowty nyights: I did nyeithew e-eat bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink watew, because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +youw s-sins which ye sinnyed, in doing wickedwy in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, +to pwovoke him to angew. + +9:19 Fow I w-was afwaid of t-the angew and hot dispweasuwe, whewewith t-the +WOWD w-was wwoth against you to d-destwoy you. But t-the WOWD heawkenyed u-unto +m-me a-at that time awso. + +9:20 And t-the WOWD w-was vewy angwy with Aawon to have destwoyed him: and +I pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon awso t-the same ^w^ t-time. + +9:21 And I took youw sin, t-the cawf which ye h-had made, and buwnt it +with f-fiwe, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped it, and (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound it vewy s-smaww, even untiw it w-was +as smaww as dust: and I cast t-the dust theweof into t-the b-bwook that +descended out of t-the mount. + +9:22 And a-at Tabewah, and a-at Massah, and a-at K-Kibwothhattaavah, ye +p-pwovoked t-the WOWD to wwath. + +9:23 Wikewise when t-the WOWD sent you fwom Kadeshbawnyea, s-saying, Go up +and possess t-the wand which I have given you; t-then ye webewwed against +t-the commandment of t-the WOWD youw G-God, and ye bewieved him nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +heawkenyed to his voice. + +9:24 Ye have b-been webewwious against t-the WOWD fwom t-the day that I knyew +you. + +9:25 T-Thus I feww down befowe t-the WOWD f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights, as +I feww down a-at t-the fiwst; because t-the WOWD h-had said he w-wouwd d-destwoy +you. + +9:26 I pwayed thewefowe u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, O-O Wowd GOD, d-destwoy +nyot thy peopwe and thinye inhewitance, which t-thou hast wedeemed thwough +thy gweatnyess, which t-thou hast b-bwought fowth out of Egypt with a +mighty ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +9:27 Wemembew thy sewvants, A-Abwaham, Isaac, and Jacob; wook nyot u-unto +t-the stubbownnyess of this p-peopwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to theiw wickednyess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to theiw +(*°▽°*) s-sin: 9-9:28 West t-the wand whence t-thou b-bwoughtest us out say, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the +WOWD w-was nyot abwe to bwing t-them into t-the wand which he pwomised t-them, +and because he hated t-them, he hath b-bwought t-them out to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them in +t-the wiwdewnyess. + +9:29 Y-Yet they awe thy peopwe and thinye inhewitance, which t-thou +b-bwoughtest out by thy mighty p-powew and by thy stwetched out awm. + +10:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time t-the WOWD said u-unto me, H-Hew thee two tabwes of stonye +w-wike u-unto t-the fiwst, and come up u-unto m-me into t-the mount, and make thee +an awk of wood. + +1-10:2 And I wiww wwite on t-the tabwes t-the w-wowds that wewe in t-the fiwst +tabwes which t-thou bwakest, and t-thou shawt put t-them in t-the awk. + +10:3 And I m-made an awk of shittim wood, and hewed two tabwes of stonye +w-wike u-unto t-the fiwst, and went up into t-the mount, h-having t-the two tabwes +in minye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +10:4 And he wwote on t-the tabwes, a-accowding to t-the fiwst wwiting, t-the +t-ten commandments, which t-the WOWD spake u-unto you in t-the mount out of +t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe in t-the day of t-the a-assembwy: and t-the WOWD gave +t-them u-unto me. + +1-10:5 And I (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed mysewf and came down fwom t-the mount, and put t-the +tabwes in t-the awk which I h-had m-made; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they be, as t-the WOWD +commanded me. + +10:6 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew took theiw jouwnyey fwom Beewoth of t-the +chiwdwen of Jaakan to Mosewa: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Aawon died, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he w-was +buwied; and Eweazaw his son minyistewed in t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office in his +s-stead. + +10:7 Fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence they jouwnyeyed u-unto Gudgodah; and fwom G-Gudgodah to +Jotbath, a wand of (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of watews. + +10:8 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time t-the WOWD sepawated t-the twibe of Wevi, to beaw t-the +awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, to stand befowe t-the WOWD to m-minyistew +u-unto him, and to bwess in his nyame, u-unto this d-day. + +10:9 Whewefowe Wevi hath nyo pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with his bwethwen; +t-the WOWD is his inhewitance, a-accowding as t-the WOWD thy God pwomised +h-him. + +10:10 And I stayed in t-the mount, a-accowding to t-the fiwst time, f-fowty +days and f-fowty nyights; and t-the WOWD heawkenyed u-unto m-me a-at that time +awso, and t-the WOWD w-wouwd nyot d-destwoy thee. + +1-10:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Awise, o(>ω<)o t-take thy jouwnyey befowe t-the +p-peopwe, that they may go in and possess t-the wand, which I swawe u-unto +theiw f-fathews to g-give u-unto them. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And n-nyow, I-Iswaew, what doth t-the WOWD thy God wequiwe of thee, but +to f-feaw t-the WOWD thy G-God, to wawk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, and to wove him, +and to sewve t-the WOWD thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +s-souw, ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 To keep t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD, and his s-statutes, +which I command thee this day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy good? (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Behowd, t-the heaven +and t-the heaven of h-heavens is t-the WOWD's thy G-God, t-the eawth awso, with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein is. + +10:15 Onwy t-the WOWD h-had a dewight in thy f-fathews to wove t-them, and he +chose theiw seed aftew t-them, even you a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, as it is this +d-day. + +1-10:16 Ciwcumcise thewefowe t-the foweskin of youw heawt, and be nyo mowe +s-stiffnyecked. + +1-10:17 Fow t-the WOWD youw God is God of gods, and Wowd of (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, a gweat +G-God, a mighty, and a (-ω-、) t-tewwibwe, which wegawdeth nyot p-pewsons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow taketh +(・_・ヾ w-wewawd: 10:18 He doth execute t-the j-judgment of t-the fathewwess and +widow, and woveth t-the s-stwangew, in giving him food and waiment. + +10:19 Wove ye thewefowe t-the stwangew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe stwangews in t-the +wand of Egypt. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 T-Thou shawt f-feaw t-the WOWD thy God; him shawt t-thou sewve, and to +him shawt t-thou cweave, and sweaw by his nyame. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 He is thy p-pwaise, and he is thy G-God, that hath donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee +these gweat and t-tewwibwe things, which thinye eyes have (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. + +10:22 Thy f-fathews went down into Egypt with (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten +pewsons; and nyow t-the WOWD thy God hath m-made thee as t-the staws of +heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +11:1 Thewefowe t-thou shawt wove t-the WOWD thy G-God, and keep his c-chawge, +and his s-statutes, and his judgments, and his commandments, awway. + +11:2 And knyow ye this day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I speak nyot with youw chiwdwen which +have nyot (≧◡≦) k-knyown, and which have nyot s-seen t-the chastisement of t-the WOWD +youw G-God, his gweatnyess, his mighty hand, and his stwetched out awm, +11:3 And his miwacwes, and his acts, which he did in t-the m-midst of +Egypt u-unto Phawaoh t-the king of Egypt, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wand; 11:4 And +what he did u-unto t-the awmy of Egypt, u-unto theiw howses, and to theiw +chawiots; how he m-made t-the w-watew of t-the Wed sea to ovewfwow t-them as +they puwsued aftew y-you, and how t-the WOWD hath destwoyed t-them u-unto this +>_> d-day; 11:5 And what he did u-unto you in t-the wiwdewnyess, untiw ye came +into this pwace; 11:6 And what he did u-unto Dathan and Abiwam, t-the sons +of Ewiab, t-the son of Weuben: how t-the eawth openyed hew mouth, and +swawwowed t-them up, and theiw h-househowds, and theiw tents, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +s-substance that w-was in theiw possession, in t-the m-midst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: +11:7 But youw eyes have s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gweat acts of t-the WOWD which he +did. + +11:8 Thewefowe shaww ye keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments which I command you +this day, that ye may be stwong, and go in and possess t-the wand, +whithew ye go to possess it; 11:9 And that ye may pwowong youw days in +t-the wand, which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto youw f-fathews to g-give u-unto t-them and +to theiw seed, a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey. + +11:10 Fow t-the wand, whithew t-thou goest in to possess it, is nyot as t-the +wand of Egypt, fwom whence ye came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, whewe t-thou sowedst thy seed, +and watewedst it with thy foot, as a gawden of hewbs: 11:11 But t-the +wand, whithew ye go to possess it, is a wand of hiwws and vawweys, and +dwinketh w-watew of t-the wain of heaven: 11:12 A-A wand which t-the WOWD thy +God caweth fow: t-the eyes of t-the WOWD thy God awe awways upon it, fwom +t-the beginnying of t-the yeaw even u-unto t-the end of t-the y-yeaw. + +11:13 And it shaww come to pass, if ye shaww heawken diwigentwy u-unto +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments which I command you this day, to wove t-the WOWD youw +G-God, and to sewve him with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw s-souw, +11:14 That I wiww g-give you t-the wain of youw wand in his d-due season, +t-the fiwst wain and t-the wattew wain, that t-thou mayest gathew in thy +cown, and thy winye, and thinye oiw. + +11:15 And I wiww send gwass in thy fiewds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy cattwe, that t-thou +mayest e-eat and be fuww. + +11:16 Take heed to youwsewves, that youw heawt be nyot d-deceived, and ye +tuwn aside, and sewve othew gods, and w-wowship t-them; 11:17 And t-then t-the +WOWD's wwath be kindwed against y-you, and he s-shut up t-the heaven, that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo wain, and that t-the wand yiewd nyot hew fwuit; and west ye +pewish quickwy fwom off t-the g-good wand which t-the WOWD giveth you. + +11:18 Thewefowe shaww ye way up these o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds in youw heawt and in +youw s-souw, and bind t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign upon youw hand, that they may be +as fwontwets b-between youw eyes. + +11:19 And ye shaww t-teach t-them youw c-chiwdwen, speaking of t-them when +t-thou sittest in thinye h-house, and when t-thou wawkest by t-the way, when +t-thou wiest down, and when t-thou wisest (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +11:20 And t-thou shawt wwite t-them upon t-the doow posts of thinye h-house, +and upon thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 11:21 That youw days may be m-muwtipwied, and t-the +days of youw c-chiwdwen, in t-the wand which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto youw +f-fathews to g-give t-them, as t-the days of heaven upon t-the eawth. + +11:22 Fow if ye shaww diwigentwy keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these c-commandments which I +command y-you, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, to wove t-the WOWD youw G-God, to wawk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +ways, and to cweave u-unto h-him; 1-11:23 T-Then wiww t-the WOWD dwive out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +these nyations fwom befowe y-you, and ye shaww possess gweatew nyations +and mightiew than y-youwsewves. + +11:24 Evewy pwace wheweon t-the sowes of youw feet shaww twead shaww be +youws: fwom t-the wiwdewnyess and Webanyon, fwom t-the wivew, t-the wivew +Euphwates, even u-unto t-the uttewmost sea shaww youw coast be. + +11:25 Thewe shaww nyo man be abwe to stand befowe you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +youw God shaww way t-the f-feaw of you and t-the dwead of you upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wand that ye shaww twead u-upon, as he hath said u-unto you. + +11:26 Behowd, I s-set befowe you this day a bwessing and a c-cuwse; 11:27 +A-A b-bwessing, if ye obey t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD youw G-God, which I +command you this day: 11:28 And a cuwse, if ye wiww nyot obey t-the +c-commandments of t-the WOWD youw G-God, but tuwn aside out of t-the w-way which +I command you this day, to go aftew othew gods, which ye have nyot +knyown. + +1-11:29 And it shaww come to pass, when t-the WOWD thy God hath b-bwought +thee in u-unto t-the wand whithew t-thou goest to possess it, that t-thou +shawt put t-the bwessing upon mount Gewizim, and t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse upon mount +Ebaw. + +11:30 Awe they nyot on t-the othew side Jowdan, by t-the w-way whewe t-the sun +goeth down, in t-the wand of t-the Canyaanyites, which dweww in t-the +champaign o-ovew against G-Giwgaw, beside t-the pwains of Moweh? 11:31 Fow +ye shaww pass o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to go in to possess t-the wand which t-the WOWD +youw God giveth y-you, and ye shaww possess it, and dweww thewein. + +11:32 And ye shaww o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-statutes and judgments which +I s-set befowe you this d-day. + +12:1 These awe t-the s-statutes and judgments, which ye shaww o-obsewve to +(^-^*)/ d-do in t-the wand, which t-the WOWD God of thy f-fathews giveth thee to +possess it, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days that ye wive upon t-the eawth. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Ye shaww u-uttewwy d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces, whewein t-the nyations +which ye shaww possess sewved theiw gods, upon t-the high mountains, and +upon t-the h-hiwws, and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee: 12:3 And ye shaww +ovewthwow theiw awtaws, and bweak theiw piwwaws, and buwn theiw gwoves +with fiwe; and ye shaww hew down t-the gwaven images of theiw gods, and +d-destwoy t-the nyames of t-them out of that pwace. + +12:4 Ye shaww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do so u-unto t-the WOWD youw God. + +1-12:5 But u-unto t-the pwace which t-the WOWD youw God shaww choose out of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw twibes to put his nyame thewe, even u-unto his h-habitation shaww +ye seek, and thithew t-thou shawt c-come: 12:6 And thithew ye shaww bwing +youw buwnt offewings, and youw sacwifices, and youw tithes, and heave +offewings of youw hand, and youw vows, and youw fweewiww offewings, +and t-the f-fiwstwings of youw hewds and of youw fwocks: (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ye +shaww e-eat befowe t-the WOWD youw G-God, and ye shaww wejoice in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +ye put youw hand u-unto, ye and youw h-househowds, whewein t-the WOWD thy +God hath bwessed thee. + +12:8 Ye shaww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that we (^-^*)/ d-do hewe this day, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man whatsoevew is wight in his own eyes. + +12:9 Fow ye awe nyot as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come to t-the w-west and to t-the inhewitance, +which t-the WOWD youw God giveth you. + +12:10 But when ye go o-ovew Jowdan, and dweww in t-the wand which t-the WOWD +youw God giveth you to inhewit, and when he giveth you w-west fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +youw enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, so that ye dweww in s-safety; 1-12:11 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be a pwace which t-the WOWD youw God shaww choose to c-cause his +nyame to dweww thewe; thithew shaww ye bwing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command you; +youw buwnt offewings, and youw sacwifices, youw tithes, and t-the heave +offewing of youw hand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw choice vows which ye vow u-unto t-the +WOWD: 12:12 And ye shaww wejoice befowe t-the WOWD youw G-God, ye, and +youw ^-^ s-sons, and youw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and youw m-mensewvants, and youw +maidsewvants, and t-the Wevite that is within youw gates; fowasmuch as +he hath nyo pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with you. + +12:13 Take heed to t-thysewf that t-thou offew nyot thy buwnt offewings in +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace that t-thou (＾• ω •＾) *blushes* s-seest: 12:14 But in t-the pwace which t-the WOWD +shaww choose in onye of thy t-twibes, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou shawt offew thy buwnt +offewings, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command thee. + +1-12:15 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-thou mayest kiww and e-eat fwesh in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy gates, +whatsoevew thy souw w-wusteth aftew, a-accowding to t-the bwessing of t-the +WOWD thy God which he hath given t-thee: t-the uncwean and t-the cwean may +e-eat t-theweof, as of t-the woebuck, and as of t-the h-hawt. + +12:16 Onwy ye shaww nyot e-eat t-the bwood; ye shaww p-pouw it upon t-the eawth +as watew. + +12:17 T-Thou mayest nyot e-eat within thy gates t-the tithe of thy cown, ow +of thy winye, ow of thy oiw, ow t-the f-fiwstwings of thy hewds ow of thy +f-fwock, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any of thy vows which t-thou vowest, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy fweewiww +offewings, ow heave offewing of thinye hand: (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 But t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must e-eat +t-them befowe t-the WOWD thy God in t-the pwace which t-the WOWD thy God shaww +choose, thou, and thy son, and thy d-daughtew, and thy mansewvant, and +thy maidsewvant, and t-the Wevite that is within thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: and t-thou +shawt wejoice befowe t-the WOWD thy God in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou puttest thinye +h-hands unto. + +12:19 Take heed to t-thysewf that t-thou fowsake nyot t-the Wevite as wong as +t-thou wivest upon t-the eawth. + +12:20 When t-the WOWD thy God shaww enwawge thy bowdew, as he hath +pwomised thee, and t-thou shawt say, I wiww e-eat f-fwesh, because thy souw +w-wongeth to e-eat fwesh; t-thou mayest e-eat f-fwesh, whatsoevew thy souw +w-wusteth a-aftew. + +1-12:21 If t-the pwace which t-the WOWD thy God hath chosen to put his nyame +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be too faw fwom thee, t-then t-thou shawt kiww of thy hewd and of +thy f-fwock, which t-the WOWD hath given thee, as I have commanded thee, +and t-thou shawt e-eat in thy gates whatsoevew thy souw w-wusteth a-aftew. + +12:22 Even as t-the woebuck and t-the h-hawt is eaten, so t-thou shawt e-eat +(=`ω´=) t-them: t-the uncwean and t-the cwean shaww e-eat of t-them awike. + +12:23 Onwy be suwe that t-thou e-eat nyot t-the b-bwood: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is t-the +wife; and t-thou mayest nyot e-eat t-the wife with t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +12:24 T-Thou shawt nyot e-eat it; t-thou shawt p-pouw it upon t-the eawth as +watew. + +12:25 T-Thou shawt nyot e-eat it; that it may go w-weww with thee, and with +thy chiwdwen aftew thee, when t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight in t-the +sight of t-the WOWD. + +12:26 Onwy thy h-howy things which t-thou h-hast, and thy vows, t-thou shawt +take, and go u-unto t-the pwace which t-the WOWD shaww choose: 12:27 And +t-thou shawt offew thy buwnt offewings, t-the fwesh and t-the bwood, upon +t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD thy G-God: and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thy s-sacwifices shaww +be pouwed out upon t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD thy G-God, and t-thou shawt e-eat +t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +12:28 Obsewve and h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds which I command thee, that it +may go w-weww with thee, and with thy chiwdwen aftew thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, when +t-thou doest that which is g-good and wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD thy +God. + +12:29 When t-the WOWD thy God shaww cut off t-the nyations fwom befowe +thee, whithew t-thou goest to possess t-them, and t-thou s-succeedest t-them, +and dwewwest in theiw wand; 12:30 Take heed to t-thysewf that t-thou be +nyot snyawed by fowwowing t-them, aftew that they be destwoyed fwom befowe +thee; and that t-thou enquiwe nyot aftew theiw gods, s-saying, How did +these nyations sewve theiw g-gods? even so wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do wikewise. + +12:31 T-Thou shawt nyot (^-^*)/ d-do so u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +a-abominyation to t-the WOWD, which he hateth, have they donye u-unto theiw +gods; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow even theiw sons and theiw daughtews they have buwnt in t-the +fiwe to theiw gods. + +12:32 What t-thing soevew I command y-you, o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do i-it: t-thou shawt +nyot a-add t-theweto, (=`ω´=) n-nyow diminyish fwom it. + +13:1 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-awise among you a pwophet, ow a dweamew of dweams, and +giveth thee a (*´▽`*) s-sign ow a w-wondew, 13:2 And t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign ow t-the wondew come +to pass, wheweof he spake u-unto thee, s-saying, Wet us go aftew othew +gods, which t-thou hast nyot (≧◡≦) k-knyown, and wet us sewve t-them; 13:3 T-Thou +shawt nyot heawken u-unto t-the w-wowds of that pwophet, ow that dweamew of +dweams: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God p-pwoveth y-you, to knyow whethew ye wove t-the +WOWD youw God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw souw. + +13:4 Ye shaww wawk aftew t-the WOWD youw G-God, and f-feaw him, and keep his +commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shaww sewve him, and cweave +u-unto h-him. + +13:5 And that pwophet, ow that dweamew of dweams, shaww be put to +death; because he hath spoken to tuwn you away fwom t-the WOWD youw G-God, +which b-bwought you out of t-the wand of Egypt, and wedeemed you out of +t-the house of bondage, to thwust thee out of t-the w-way which t-the WOWD thy +God commanded thee to wawk in. S-So shawt t-thou put t-the eviw away fwom +t-the m-midst of thee. + +13:6 If thy bwothew, t-the son of thy mothew, ow thy son, ow thy +d-daughtew, ow t-the wife of thy bosom, ow thy fwiend, which is as thinye +own s-souw, entice thee s-secwetwy, s-saying, Wet us go and sewve othew +gods, which t-thou hast nyot (≧◡≦) k-knyown, thou, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy fathews; 13:7 ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *blushes* N-Nyamewy, +of t-the gods of t-the peopwe which awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about y-you, nyigh u-unto thee, +ow faw off fwom thee, fwom t-the onye end of t-the eawth even u-unto t-the +othew end of t-the eawth; 13:8 T-Thou shawt nyot consent u-unto him, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +heawken u-unto h-him; nyeithew shaww thinye eye p-pity him, nyeithew shawt t-thou +spawe, nyeithew shawt t-thou conceaw him: 13:9 But t-thou shawt suwewy kiww +h-him; thinye hand shaww be fiwst upon him to put him to d-death, and +a-aftewwawds t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. + +1-13:10 And t-thou shawt stonye him with stonyes, that he die; because he +hath sought to thwust thee away fwom t-the WOWD thy G-God, which b-bwought +thee out of t-the wand of Egypt, fwom t-the house of bondage. + +1-13:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shaww h-heaw, and feaw, and shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo mowe any +such w-wickednyess as this is among you. + +13:12 If t-thou shawt h-heaw say in onye of thy cities, which t-the WOWD thy +God hath given thee to dweww thewe, s-saying, 13:13 Cewtain men, t-the +chiwdwen of Bewiaw, awe gonye out fwom among y-you, and have withdwawn +t-the i-inhabitants of theiw city, s-saying, Wet us go and sewve othew gods, +which ye have nyot k-knyown; 13:14 T-Then shawt t-thou e-enquiwe, and make +(＾• ω •＾) s-seawch, and ask diwigentwy; and, b-behowd, if it be twuth, and t-the t-thing +cewtain, that such a-abominyation is wwought among you; 13:15 T-Thou shawt +suwewy smite t-the i-inhabitants of that city with t-the edge of t-the swowd, +destwoying it uttewwy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein, and t-the cattwe +t-theweof, with t-the edge of t-the swowd. + +1-13:16 And t-thou shawt gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the spoiw of it into t-the m-midst of t-the +stweet t-theweof, and shawt buwn with fiwe t-the city, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the spoiw +theweof {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whit, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy G-God: and it shaww be an heap (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; it shaww nyot be b-buiwt again. + +13:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww cweave nyought of t-the cuwsed t-thing to thinye hand: +that t-the WOWD may tuwn fwom t-the fiewcenyess of his angew, and s-shew thee +m-mewcy, and have compassion upon thee, and m-muwtipwy thee, as he hath +swown u-unto thy fathews; 13:18 When t-thou shawt heawken to t-the voice of +t-the WOWD thy G-God, to keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-commandments which I command thee +this day, to (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD thy God. + +14:1 Ye awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the WOWD youw G-God: ye shaww nyot cut +youwsewves, (=`ω´=) n-nyow make any bawdnyess b-between youw eyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead. + +14:2 Fow t-thou awt an h-howy peopwe u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, and t-the WOWD +hath chosen thee to be a pecuwiaw peopwe u-unto himsewf, a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +nyations that awe upon t-the eawth. + +14:3 T-Thou shawt nyot e-eat any abominyabwe thing. + +14:4 These awe t-the b-beasts which ye shaww eat: t-the ox, t-the sheep, and +t-the goat, 1-14:5 The hawt, and t-the woebuck, and t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *looks at you* f-fawwow deew, and t-the +wiwd goat, and t-the pygawg, and t-the wiwd ox, and t-the chamois. + +14:6 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast that pawteth t-the h-hoof, and cweaveth t-the c-cweft +into two cwaws, and c-cheweth t-the c-cud among t-the beasts, that ye shaww +eat. + +14:7 Nyevewthewess these ye shaww nyot e-eat of t-them that chew t-the cud, ow +of t-them that divide t-the cwoven hoof; as t-the camew, and t-the h-hawe, and +t-the conyey: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they chew t-the cud, but divide nyot t-the hoof; thewefowe +they awe uncwean u-unto you. + +14:8 And t-the s-swinye, because it divideth t-the h-hoof, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet c-cheweth nyot t-the +cud, it is uncwean u-unto you: ye shaww nyot e-eat of theiw f-fwesh, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +touch theiw dead cawcase. + +14:9 These ye shaww e-eat of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in t-the watews: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that have +fins and scawes shaww ye eat: 14:10 And whatsoevew hath nyot fins and +scawes ye may nyot eat; it is uncwean u-unto you. + +14:11 O-Of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cwean biwds ye shaww eat. + +1-14:12 But these awe they of which ye shaww nyot eat: t-the eagwe, and t-the +ossifwage, and t-the ospway, 14:13 And t-the gwede, and t-the k-kite, and t-the +vuwtuwe aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 14:14 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy waven aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 1-14:15 +And t-the oww, and t-the nyight hawk, and t-the cuckow, and t-the h-hawk aftew +his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 14:16 The ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe oww, and t-the gweat oww, and t-the s-swan, 14:17 +And t-the pewican, and t-the giew eagwe, and t-the cowmowant, (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And t-the +stowk, and t-the hewon aftew hew (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the wapwing, and t-the bat. + +1-14:19 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing that f-fwieth is uncwean u-unto you: they +shaww nyot be e-eaten. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 But of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cwean f-fowws ye may eat. + +1-14:21 Ye shaww nyot e-eat of anything that dieth of itsewf: t-thou shawt +g-give it u-unto t-the stwangew that is in thy gates, that he may e-eat it; ow +t-thou mayest seww it u-unto an a-awien: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt an h-howy peopwe u-unto +t-the WOWD thy God. + +T-Thou shawt nyot seethe a kid in his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's miwk. + +14:22 T-Thou shawt t-twuwy tithe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the incwease of thy seed, that t-the +fiewd bwingeth fowth yeaw by y-yeaw. + +14:23 And t-thou shawt e-eat befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God, in t-the pwace which +he shaww choose to pwace his nyame thewe, t-the tithe of thy cown, of thy +winye, and of thinye oiw, and t-the f-fiwstwings of thy hewds and of thy +f-fwocks; that t-thou mayest weawn to f-feaw t-the WOWD thy God awways. + +14:24 And if t-the w-way be too wong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, so that t-thou awt nyot abwe +to cawwy it; ow if t-the pwace be too faw fwom thee, which t-the WOWD thy +God shaww choose to s-set his nyame thewe, when t-the WOWD thy God hath +bwessed t-thee: 14:25 T-Then shawt t-thou tuwn it into monyey, and bind up +t-the monyey in thinye hand, and shawt go u-unto t-the pwace which t-the WOWD +thy God shaww choose: 14:26 And t-thou shawt bestow that monyey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +whatsoevew thy souw w-wusteth aftew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow oxen, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sheep, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +winye, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwong dwink, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whatsoevew thy souw desiweth: and +t-thou shawt e-eat (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God, and t-thou shawt wejoice, +thou, and thinye h-househowd, 14:27 And t-the Wevite that is within thy +gates; t-thou shawt nyot fowsake h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath nyo pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +with thee. + +14:28 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the end of thwee yeaws t-thou shawt bwing fowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tithe +of thinye incwease t-the same y-yeaw, and shawt way it up within thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: +14:29 And t-the Wevite, (because he hath nyo pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with +t-thee,) and t-the s-stwangew, and t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and t-the widow, which awe +within thy gates, shaww come, and shaww e-eat and be satisfied; that t-the +WOWD thy God may bwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of thinye hand which t-thou +doest. + +15:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the end of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy seven yeaws t-thou shawt make a wewease. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And this is t-the m-mannyew of t-the wewease: Evewy c-cweditow that +wendeth ought u-unto his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw shaww wewease it; he shaww nyot exact +it of his nyeighbouw, ow of his bwothew; because it is cawwed t-the +WOWD's wewease. + +1-15:3 O-Of a foweignyew t-thou mayest exact it ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: but that which is +thinye with thy b-bwothew thinye hand shaww wewease; :3 1-15:4 Save when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be nyo poow among you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD shaww gweatwy bwess thee in +t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to +possess i-it: 1-15:5 Onwy if t-thou cawefuwwy heawken u-unto t-the voice of t-the +WOWD thy G-God, to o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these c-commandments which I command +thee this d-day. + +15:6 Fow t-the WOWD thy God bwesseth thee, as he pwomised t-thee: and t-thou +shawt wend u-unto many n-nyations, but t-thou shawt nyot bowwow; and t-thou +shawt weign o-ovew many n-nyations, but they shaww nyot weign o-ovew thee. + +15:7 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be among you a poow man of onye of thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen within +any of thy gates in thy wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee, t-thou +shawt nyot hawden thinye heawt, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-shut thinye hand fwom thy poow +bwothew: 15:8 But t-thou shawt open thinye hand wide u-unto him, and shawt +suwewy wend him sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyeed, in that which he wanteth. + +15:9 Bewawe that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyot a thought in thy wicked heawt, s-saying, +The seventh y-yeaw, t-the yeaw of wewease, is a-at hand; and thinye eye be +eviw against thy poow bwothew, and t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest him nyought; and he (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy +u-unto t-the WOWD against thee, and it be sin u-unto thee. + +15:10 T-Thou shawt suwewy g-give him, and thinye heawt shaww nyot be g-gwieved +when t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest u-unto him: because that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this t-thing t-the WOWD thy +God shaww bwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowks, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou puttest +thinye hand unto. + +15:11 Fow t-the poow shaww nyevew cease out of t-the wand: thewefowe I +command thee, s-saying, T-Thou shawt open thinye hand wide u-unto thy +bwothew, to thy poow, and to thy nyeedy, in thy wand. + +15:12 And if thy bwothew, an H-Hebwew ^.^ m-man, ow an H-Hebwew woman, be sowd +u-unto thee, and sewve thee six yeaws; t-then in t-the seventh yeaw t-thou +shawt wet him go fwee fwom thee. + +1-15:13 And when t-thou s-sendest him out fwee fwom thee, t-thou shawt nyot wet +him go away empty: 15:14 T-Thou shawt fuwnyish him wibewawwy out of thy +f-fwock, and out of thy f-fwoow, and out of thy winyepwess: of that +whewewith t-the WOWD thy God hath bwessed thee t-thou shawt g-give u-unto h-him. + +15:15 And t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou wast a bondman in t-the wand of +Egypt, and t-the WOWD thy God wedeemed t-thee: thewefowe I command thee +this t-thing to d-day. + +15:16 And it shaww be, if he say u-unto thee, I wiww nyot go away fwom +thee; because he woveth thee and thinye h-house, because he is w-weww with +thee; 15:17 T-Then t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take an auw, and thwust it thwough his eaw +u-unto t-the d-doow, and he shaww be thy sewvant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. And awso u-unto thy +maidsewvant t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do wikewise. + +15:18 I-It shaww nyot seem hawd u-unto thee, when t-thou s-sendest him away +fwee fwom thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath b-been wowth a d-doubwe h-hiwed sewvant to thee, +in sewving thee six yeaws: and t-the WOWD thy God shaww bwess thee in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou doest. + +1-15:19 Aww t-the fiwstwing mawes that come of thy hewd and of thy fwock +t-thou shawt sanctify u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God: t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk with +t-the fiwstwing of thy buwwock, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sheaw t-the fiwstwing of thy sheep. + +1-15:20 T-Thou shawt e-eat it befowe t-the WOWD thy God yeaw by yeaw in t-the +pwace which t-the WOWD shaww choose, t-thou and thy househowd. + +15:21 And if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish thewein, as if it be wame, ow bwind, +ow have any iww bwemish, t-thou shawt nyot sacwifice it u-unto t-the WOWD thy +God. + +15:22 T-Thou shawt e-eat it within thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: t-the uncwean and t-the cwean +pewson shaww e-eat it awike, as t-the woebuck, and as t-the h-hawt. + +1-15:23 Onwy t-thou shawt nyot e-eat t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood t-theweof; t-thou shawt p-pouw it +upon t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound as watew. + +16:1 Obsewve t-the month of ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ A-Abib, and keep t-the passovew u-unto t-the WOWD +thy G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the month of Abib t-the WOWD thy God b-bwought thee fowth +out of Egypt by nyight. + +16:2 T-Thou shawt thewefowe sacwifice t-the passovew u-unto t-the WOWD thy +G-God, of t-the fwock and t-the hewd, in t-the pwace which t-the WOWD shaww +choose to pwace his nyame thewe. + +16:3 T-Thou shawt e-eat nyo weavenyed bwead with it; seven days shawt t-thou +e-eat unweavenyed bwead thewewith, even t-the bwead of a-affwiction; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +camest fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt in haste: that t-thou mayest +(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the day when t-thou camest fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the days of thy wife. + +16:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo weavenyed bwead s-seen with thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +coast seven days; nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any t-thing of t-the f-fwesh, which +t-thou s-sacwificedst t-the fiwst day a-at e-even, wemain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight untiw t-the +mownying. + +16:5 T-Thou mayest nyot sacwifice t-the passovew within any of thy gates, +which t-the WOWD thy God giveth t-thee: 1-16:6 But a-at t-the pwace which t-the +WOWD thy God shaww choose to pwace his nyame in, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou shawt +sacwifice t-the passovew a-at e-even, a-at t-the g-going down of t-the sun, a-at t-the +season that t-thou camest fowth out of Egypt. + +16:7 And t-thou shawt woast and e-eat it in t-the pwace which t-the WOWD thy +God shaww choose: and t-thou shawt tuwn in t-the m-mownying, and go u-unto thy +tents. + +16:8 S-Six days t-thou shawt e-eat unweavenyed bwead: and on t-the seventh day +shaww be a sowemn assembwy to t-the WOWD thy G-God: t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk +thewein. + +1-16:9 Seven w-weeks shawt t-thou (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew u-unto t-thee: b-begin to (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the +seven w-weeks fwom such time as t-thou beginnyest to put t-the sickwe to t-the +cown. + +1-16:10 And t-thou shawt keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of w-weeks u-unto t-the WOWD thy God +with a (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute of a fweewiww offewing of thinye hand, which t-thou shawt +g-give u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, a-accowding as t-the WOWD thy God hath bwessed +t-thee: 16:11 And t-thou shawt wejoice befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God, thou, and +thy son, and thy d-daughtew, and thy mansewvant, and thy maidsewvant, +and t-the Wevite that is within thy gates, and t-the s-stwangew, and t-the +(=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and t-the widow, that awe among y-you, in t-the pwace which t-the +WOWD thy God hath chosen to pwace his nyame thewe. + +1-16:12 And t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou wast a bondman in Egypt: and +t-thou shawt o-obsewve and (^-^*)/ d-do these statutes. + +16:13 T-Thou shawt o-obsewve t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes seven days, aftew +that t-thou hast gathewed in thy cown and thy winye: 1-16:14 And t-thou shawt +wejoice in thy f-feast, thou, and thy son, and thy d-daughtew, and thy +mansewvant, and thy maidsewvant, and t-the Wevite, t-the s-stwangew, and t-the +(=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and t-the widow, that awe within thy gates. + +xDD 1-16:15 Seven days shawt t-thou keep a sowemn (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the WOWD thy God +in t-the pwace which t-the WOWD shaww choose: because t-the WOWD thy God +shaww bwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye incwease, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of thinye +hands, thewefowe t-thou shawt suwewy wejoice. + +16:16 Thwee times in a yeaw shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy mawes appeaw befowe t-the WOWD +thy God in t-the pwace which he shaww choose; in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed +bwead, and in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of w-weeks, and in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-tabewnyacwes: and +they shaww nyot appeaw befowe t-the WOWD empty: 1-16:17 Evewy man shaww +g-give as he is abwe, a-accowding to t-the bwessing of t-the WOWD thy God +which he hath given thee. + +1-16:18 Judges and officews shawt t-thou make thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy gates, which +t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout thy twibes: and they shaww +j-judge t-the peopwe with just judgment. + +16:19 T-Thou shawt nyot wwest judgment; t-thou shawt nyot wespect p-pewsons, +nyeithew o(>ω<)o t-take a g-gift: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gift doth bwind t-the eyes of t-the w-wise, and +pewvewt t-the w-wowds of t-the wighteous. + +16:20 That which is awtogethew just shawt t-thou fowwow, that t-thou +mayest wive, and i-inhewit t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee. + +16:21 T-Thou shawt nyot pwant thee a gwove of any twees (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto t-the +awtaw of t-the WOWD thy G-God, which t-thou shawt make thee. + +16:22 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou s-set thee up any image; which t-the WOWD thy God +hateth. + +17:1 T-Thou shawt nyot sacwifice u-unto t-the WOWD thy God any buwwock, ow +sheep, whewein is bwemish, ow any eviwfavouwednyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is an +a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD thy God. + +17:2 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be f-found among y-you, within any of thy gates which t-the +WOWD thy God giveth thee, man ow woman, that hath wwought w-wickednyess +in t-the sight of t-the WOWD thy G-God, in twansgwessing his c-covenyant, 17:3 +And hath gonye and sewved othew gods, and w-wowshipped t-them, eithew t-the +sun, ow moon, ow any of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, which I have nyot +commanded; 17:4 And it be towd thee, and t-thou hast heawd of it, and +enquiwed diwigentwy, and, b-behowd, it be twue, and t-the t-thing cewtain, +that such a-abominyation is wwought in Iswaew: 17:5 T-Then shawt t-thou bwing +fowth that man ow that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, +u-unto thy gates, even that man ow that woman, and shawt stonye t-them with +stonyes, tiww they die. + +17:6 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the mouth of two witnyesses, ow thwee witnyesses, shaww he that +is wowthy of death be put to death; but a-at t-the mouth of onye witnyess he +shaww nyot be put to death. + +17:7 The h-hands of t-the witnyesses shaww be fiwst upon him to put him to +d-death, and aftewwawd t-the h-hands of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. S-So t-thou shawt put +t-the eviw away fwom among you. + +1-17:8 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-awise a mattew too hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee in j-judgment, b-between +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood and bwood, b-between pwea and pwea, and b-between stwoke and stwoke, +being mattews of contwovewsy within thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: t-then shawt t-thou a-awise, +and get thee up into t-the pwace which t-the WOWD thy God shaww choose; +17:9 And t-thou shawt come u-unto t-the pwiests t-the W-Wevites, and u-unto t-the +j-judge that shaww be in those days, and e-enquiwe; and they shaww s-shew +thee t-the sentence of judgment: 17:10 And t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to +t-the sentence, which they of that pwace which t-the WOWD shaww choose +shaww s-shew thee; and t-thou shawt o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +they infowm t-thee: 17:11 Accowding to t-the sentence of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which +they shaww t-teach thee, and a-accowding to t-the j-judgment which they shaww +teww thee, t-thou shawt do: t-thou shawt nyot decwinye fwom t-the sentence +which they shaww s-shew thee, to t-the wight hand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft. + +17:12 And t-the man that wiww (^-^*)/ d-do pwesumptuouswy, and wiww nyot heawken +u-unto t-the pwiest that standeth to m-minyistew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe t-the WOWD thy +G-God, ow u-unto t-the judge, even that man shaww die: and t-thou shawt put +away t-the eviw fwom Iswaew. + +17:13 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww h-heaw, and feaw, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyo mowe +p-pwesumptuouswy. + +17:14 When t-thou awt come u-unto t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth +thee, and shawt possess it, and shawt dweww thewein, and shawt say, I +wiww s-set a king o-ovew me, w-wike as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations that awe about m-me; +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 T-Thou shawt in any wise s-set him king o-ovew thee, whom t-the WOWD thy +God shaww choose: onye fwom among thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen shawt t-thou s-set king o-ovew +t-thee: t-thou mayest nyot s-set a stwangew o-ovew thee, which is nyot thy +bwothew. + +17:16 But he shaww nyot m-muwtipwy howses to himsewf, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-cause t-the +peopwe to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to Egypt, to t-the end that he shouwd m-muwtipwy howses: +fowasmuch as t-the WOWD hath said u-unto y-you, Ye shaww hencefowth (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +nyo mowe that way. + +17:17 N-Nyeithew shaww he m-muwtipwy wives to himsewf, that his heawt tuwn +nyot (☆ω☆) a-away: nyeithew shaww he gweatwy m-muwtipwy to himsewf s-siwvew and +gowd. + +17:18 And it shaww be, when he sitteth upon t-the t-thwonye of his k-kingdom, +that he shaww wwite him a copy of this (☆▽☆) w-waw in a book out of that which +is befowe t-the pwiests t-the Wevites: 17:19 And it shaww be with him, and +he shaww wead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife: that he may weawn to +f-feaw t-the WOWD his G-God, to keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this (☆▽☆) w-waw and these +s-statutes, to (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: 17:20 That his heawt be nyot w-wifted up a-above his +bwethwen, and that he tuwn nyot aside fwom t-the c-commandment, to t-the +wight hand, ow to t-the weft: to t-the end that he may pwowong his days in +his k-kingdom, he, and his c-chiwdwen, in t-the m-midst of Iswaew. + +18:1 The pwiests t-the W-Wevites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibe of Wevi, shaww have nyo +pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with Iswaew: they shaww e-eat t-the offewings of t-the +WOWD m-made by f-fiwe, and his inhewitance. + +18:2 Thewefowe shaww they have nyo (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among theiw b-bwethwen: +t-the WOWD is theiw inhewitance, as he hath said u-unto them. + +18:3 And this shaww be t-the pwiest's d-due fwom t-the p-peopwe, fwom t-them +that offew a sacwifice, whethew it be (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow sheep; and they shaww g-give +u-unto t-the pwiest t-the (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and t-the two cheeks, and t-the maw. + +18:4 The fiwstfwuit awso of thy cown, of thy winye, and of thinye oiw, +and t-the fiwst of t-the f-fweece of thy sheep, shawt t-thou g-give h-him. + +18:5 Fow t-the WOWD thy God hath chosen him out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy t-twibes, to +stand to m-minyistew in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, him and his sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +18:6 And if a Wevite come fwom any of thy gates out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, +whewe he sojouwnyed, and come with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-desiwe of his mind u-unto t-the +pwace which t-the WOWD shaww choose; 18:7 T-Then he shaww m-minyistew in t-the +nyame of t-the WOWD his G-God, as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Wevites do, which +stand (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe t-the WOWD. + +18:8 They shaww have w-wike powtions to eat, beside that which cometh of +t-the sawe of his patwimony. + +18:9 When t-thou awt come into t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth +thee, t-thou shawt nyot weawn to (^-^*)/ d-do aftew t-the abominyations of those +nyations. + +18:10 Thewe shaww nyot be f-found among you any onye that m-maketh his son +ow his daughtew to pass thwough t-the f-fiwe, ow that useth d-divinyation, ow +an obsewvew of times, ow an e-enchantew, ow a witch. + +1-18:11 Ow a chawmew, ow a c-consuwtew with famiwiaw s-spiwits, ow a w-wizawd, +ow a nyecwomancew. + +18:12 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (^-^*)/ d-do these things awe an a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD: +and because of these abominyations t-the WOWD thy God doth dwive t-them out +fwom befowe thee. + +18:13 T-Thou shawt be pewfect with t-the WOWD thy God. + +18:14 Fow these n-nyations, which t-thou shawt possess, heawkenyed u-unto +obsewvews of times, and u-unto d-divinyews: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, t-the WOWD thy +God hath nyot suffewed thee so to do. + +18:15 The WOWD thy God wiww w-waise up u-unto thee a Pwophet fwom t-the +m-midst of thee, of thy bwethwen, w-wike u-unto m-me; u-unto him ye shaww +heawken; 18:16 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou desiwedst of t-the WOWD thy +God in Howeb in t-the day of t-the assembwy, s-saying, Wet m-me nyot h-heaw again +t-the voice of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, nyeithew wet m-me s-see this gweat fiwe any +m-mowe, that I die n-nyot. + +18:17 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, They have w-weww spoken that which they +have spoken. + +18:18 I wiww w-waise t-them up a Pwophet fwom among theiw bwethwen, w-wike +u-unto thee, and wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds in his mouth; and he shaww speak u-unto +t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I shaww command h-him. + +18:19 And it shaww come to pass, that w-whosoevew wiww nyot heawken u-unto +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds which he shaww speak in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, I wiww wequiwe it of h-him. + +18:20 But t-the pwophet, which shaww p-pwesume to speak a wowd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, +which I have nyot commanded him to speak, ow that shaww speak in t-the +nyame of othew gods, even that pwophet shaww die. + +1-18:21 And if t-thou say in thinye heawt, How shaww we knyow t-the wowd which +t-the WOWD hath nyot o(>< )o s-spoken? 18:22 When a pwophet s-speaketh in t-the nyame +of t-the WOWD, if t-the t-thing fowwow nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come to pass, that is t-the +t-thing which t-the WOWD hath nyot spoken, but t-the pwophet hath spoken it +pwesumptuouswy: t-thou shawt nyot be afwaid of h-him. + +19:1 When t-the WOWD thy God hath cut off t-the n-nyations, whose wand t-the +WOWD thy God giveth thee, and t-thou s-succeedest t-them, and dwewwest in +theiw cities, and in theiw houses; 19:2 T-Thou shawt sepawate thwee +c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee in t-the m-midst of thy wand, which t-the WOWD thy God +giveth thee to possess it. + +19:3 T-Thou shawt p-pwepawe thee a way, and divide t-the coasts of thy wand, +which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee to inhewit, into thwee pawts, that +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy swayew may fwee thithew. + +19:4 And this is t-the case of t-the swayew, which shaww fwee thithew, +that he may w-wive: Whoso kiwweth his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw ignyowantwy, whom he +hated nyot in time past; 19:5 As when a man goeth into t-the w-wood with +his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw to hew wood, and his hand fetcheth a stwoke with t-the a-axe +to cut down t-the twee, and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head swippeth fwom t-the h-hewve, and +wighteth upon his nyeighbouw, that he die; he shaww fwee u-unto onye of +those cities, and w-wive: 1-19:6 West t-the avengew of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood puwsue t-the +swayew, whiwe his heawt is hot, and (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake him, because t-the w-way is +w-wong, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him; w-wheweas he w-was nyot wowthy of d-death, i-inyasmuch as he +hated him nyot in time past. + +19:7 Whewefowe I command thee, s-saying, T-Thou shawt sepawate thwee +c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +19:8 And if t-the WOWD thy God enwawge thy coast, as he hath swown u-unto +thy fathews, and g-give thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand which he pwomised to g-give u-unto +thy fathews; 19:9 If t-thou shawt keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these c-commandments to (^-^*)/ d-do +t-them, which I command thee this day, to wove t-the WOWD thy G-God, and to +wawk e-evew in his w-ways; t-then shawt t-thou a-add thwee c-cities mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, +beside these t-thwee: 19:10 That innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be nyot shed in thy wand, +which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, and so ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be +upon thee. + +1-19:11 But if any man hate his nyeighbouw, and w-wie in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and +(☆ω☆) w-wise up against him, and smite him m-mowtawwy that he die, and fweeth +into onye of these cities: (o^ ^o) 1-19:12 T-Then t-the ewdews of his city shaww send +and fetch him thence, and d-dewivew him into t-the hand of t-the avengew of +bwood, that he may die. + +19:13 T-Thinye eye shaww nyot p-pity him, but t-thou shawt put away t-the g-guiwt +of innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fwom I-Iswaew, that it may go w-weww with thee. + +19:14 T-Thou shawt nyot w-wemove thy nyeighbouw's wandmawk, which they of +o-owd time have s-set in thinye inhewitance, which t-thou shawt i-inhewit in +t-the wand that t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee to possess it. + +19:15 Onye witnyess shaww nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise up against a man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any inyiquity, ow +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any sin, in any sin that he sinnyeth: a-at t-the mouth of two +witnyesses, ow a-at t-the mouth of thwee witnyesses, shaww t-the mattew be +estabwished. + +19:16 If a f-fawse witnyess (☆ω☆) w-wise up against any man to t-testify against +him that which is wwong; 19:17 T-Then both t-the men, b-between whom t-the +contwovewsy is, shaww stand befowe t-the WOWD, befowe t-the pwiests and +t-the judges, which shaww be in those days; 19:18 And t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges shaww +make d-diwigent inquisition: and, b-behowd, if t-the witnyess be a f-fawse +witnyess, and hath testified fawsewy against his bwothew; 19:19 T-Then +shaww ye (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto him, as he h-had thought to have donye u-unto his bwothew: +so shawt t-thou put t-the eviw away fwom among you. + +19:20 And those which wemain shaww h-heaw, and feaw, and shaww +hencefowth commit nyo mowe any such eviw among you. + +19:21 And thinye eye shaww nyot p-pity; but wife shaww go (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wife, eye +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eye, tooth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow tooth, hand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hand, foot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow foot. + +20:1 When t-thou goest out to battwe against thinye >_> e-enyemies, and seest +howses, and c-chawiots, and a peopwe mowe than thou, be nyot afwaid of +(=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy God is with thee, which b-bwought thee up out of +t-the wand of Egypt. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And it shaww be, when ye awe come nyigh u-unto t-the battwe, that t-the +pwiest shaww appwoach and speak u-unto t-the p-peopwe, 20:3 And shaww say +u-unto t-them, Heaw, O-O I-Iswaew, ye appwoach this day u-unto battwe against +youw e-enyemies: wet nyot youw (x_x)V h-heawts faint, f-feaw nyot, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyot twembwe, +nyeithew be ye tewwified because of t-them; 20:4 Fow t-the WOWD youw God is +he that goeth with y-you, to fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you against youw >_> e-enyemies, to s-save +you. + +20:5 And t-the officews shaww speak u-unto t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, What man is +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that hath b-buiwt a nyew h-house, and hath nyot dedicated it? wet him +go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to his h-house, west he die in t-the battwe, and anyothew man +dedicate it. + +20:6 And what man is he that hath pwanted a v-vinyeyawd, and hath nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +eaten of it? wet him awso go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto his h-house, west he die in +t-the battwe, and anyothew man e-eat of it. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And what man is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that hath betwothed a wife, and hath nyot +taken h-hew? wet him go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto his h-house, west he die in t-the +battwe, and anyothew man o(>ω<)o t-take hew. + +20:8 And t-the officews shaww speak f-fuwthew u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and they +shaww say, What man is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that is feawfuw and faintheawted? wet him +go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto his h-house, west his b-bwethwen's heawt f-faint as w-weww +as his heawt. + +20:9 And it shaww be, when t-the officews have m-made an end of speaking +u-unto t-the peopwe that they shaww make captains of t-the awmies to wead +t-the peopwe. + +20:10 When t-thou comest nyigh u-unto a city to fight against it, t-then +pwocwaim peace u-unto it. + +2-20:11 And it shaww be, if it make thee answew of p-peace, and open u-unto +thee, t-then it shaww be, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that is f-found (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein +shaww be twibutawies u-unto thee, and they shaww sewve thee. + +2-20:12 And if it wiww make nyo peace with thee, but wiww make waw +against thee, t-then t-thou shawt (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege i-it: 2-20:13 And when t-the WOWD thy +God hath dewivewed it into thinye hands, t-thou shawt smite {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe +theweof with t-the edge of t-the (--_--) s-swowd: 2-20:14 But t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and t-the +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and t-the cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in t-the city, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +spoiw t-theweof, shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto t-thysewf; and t-thou shawt e-eat t-the +spoiw of thinye >_> e-enyemies, which t-the WOWD thy God hath given thee. + +2-20:15 T-Thus shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities which awe vewy faw off +fwom thee, which awe nyot of t-the c-cities of these nyations. + +20:16 But of t-the c-cities of these p-peopwe, which t-the WOWD thy God doth +g-give thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, t-thou shawt s-save a-awive nyothing that +bweatheth: 2-20:17 But t-thou shawt u-uttewwy d-destwoy t-them; nyamewy, t-the +Hittites, and t-the A-Amowites, t-the Canyaanyites, and t-the Pewizzites, t-the +Hivites, and t-the Jebusites; as t-the WOWD thy God hath commanded t-thee: +20:18 That they t-teach you nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw abominyations, +which they have donye u-unto theiw gods; so shouwd ye sin against t-the +WOWD youw God. + +2-20:19 When t-thou shawt (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege a city a wong time, in making waw +against it to o(>ω<)o t-take it, t-thou shawt nyot d-destwoy t-the twees theweof by +fowcing an a-axe against (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou mayest e-eat of t-them, and t-thou +shawt nyot cut t-them down (fow t-the twee of t-the fiewd is man's w-wife) to +empwoy t-them in t-the siege: 20:20 Onwy t-the twees which t-thou k-knyowest that +they be nyot twees (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-meat, t-thou shawt d-destwoy and cut t-them down; and +t-thou shawt buiwd buwwawks against t-the city that m-maketh waw with thee, +untiw it be s-subdued. + +21:1 If onye be f-found s-swain in t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth +thee to possess it, wying in t-the fiewd, and it be nyot knyown who hath +s-swain him: 21:2 T-Then thy ewdews and thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges shaww come fowth, and +they shaww measuwe u-unto t-the c-cities which awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him that is +swain: 21:3 And it shaww be, that t-the city which is nyext u-unto t-the +s-swain ^.^ m-man, even t-the ewdews of that city shaww o(>ω<)o t-take an heifew, which +hath nyot b-been wwought with, and which hath nyot dwawn in t-the yoke; 21:4 +And t-the ewdews of that city shaww bwing down t-the heifew u-unto a wough +vawwey, which is nyeithew eawed (=`ω´=) n-nyow sown, and shaww stwike off t-the +heifew's nyeck (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the vawwey: 21:5 And t-the pwiests t-the sons of +Wevi shaww come n-nyeaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them t-the WOWD thy God hath chosen to +m-minyistew u-unto him, and to bwess in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD; and by theiw +wowd shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy contwovewsy and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stwoke be twied: 2-21:6 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the ewdews of that city, that awe nyext u-unto t-the s-swain ^.^ m-man, shaww w-wash +theiw h-hands o-ovew t-the heifew that is beheaded in t-the vawwey: 21:7 And +they shaww answew and say, O-Ouw h-hands have nyot shed this bwood, nyeithew +have ouw eyes s-seen it. + +21:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be m-mewcifuw, O-O WOWD, u-unto thy peopwe I-Iswaew, whom t-thou hast +wedeemed, and way nyot innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood u-unto thy peopwe of Iswaew's +chawge. And t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be fowgiven them. + +21:9 S-So shawt t-thou put away t-the g-guiwt of innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fwom among +y-you, when t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD. + +21:10 When t-thou goest fowth to waw against thinye >_> e-enyemies, and t-the WOWD +thy God hath dewivewed t-them into thinye hands, and t-thou hast taken t-them +captive, 21:11 And seest among t-the captives a beautifuw woman, and +hast a d-desiwe u-unto hew, that t-thou wouwdest have hew to thy wife; 21:12 +T-Then t-thou shawt bwing hew home to thinye h-house, and she shaww shave hew +head, and x3 p-pawe hew (o_O) n-nyaiws; 2-21:13 And she shaww put t-the waiment of hew +captivity fwom off hew, and shaww wemain in thinye h-house, and b-bewaiw +hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew and hew mothew a f-fuww (o_O) m-month: and aftew that t-thou shawt go +in u-unto hew, and be hew husband, and she shaww be thy wife. + +21:14 And it shaww be, if t-thou have nyo dewight in hew, t-then t-thou shawt +wet hew go whithew she w-wiww; but t-thou shawt nyot seww hew a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +monyey, t-thou shawt nyot make mewchandise of hew, because t-thou hast +humbwed hew. + +2-21:15 If a man have two wives, onye bewoved, and anyothew hated, and +they have bown him c-chiwdwen, both t-the bewoved and t-the hated; and if +t-the fiwstbown son be h-hews that w-was hated: 21:16 T-Then it shaww be, when +he m-maketh his sons to i-inhewit that which he h-hath, that he may nyot make +t-the son of t-the bewoved fiwstbown befowe t-the son of t-the hated, which is +indeed t-the fiwstbown: 21:17 But he shaww acknyowwedge t-the son of t-the +hated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fiwstbown, by giving him a d-doubwe powtion of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he +hath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the beginnying of his stwength; t-the wight of t-the +fiwstbown is his. + +2-21:18 If a man have a stubbown and webewwious son, which wiww nyot obey +t-the voice of his fathew, ow t-the voice of his mothew, and that, when +they have (o-_-o) c-chastenyed him, wiww nyot heawken u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 2-21:19 T-Then shaww +his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew way h-howd on him, and bwing him out u-unto t-the +ewdews of his city, and u-unto t-the gate of his pwace; 21:20 And they +shaww say u-unto t-the ewdews of his city, This ouw son is stubbown and +webewwious, he wiww nyot obey ouw v-voice; he is a g-gwutton, and a +dwunkawd. + +21:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of his city shaww stonye him with stonyes, that he +die: so shawt t-thou put eviw away fwom among you; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shaww +h-heaw, and feaw. + +2-21:22 And if a man have committed a sin wowthy of d-death, and he be to +be put to d-death, and t-thou h-hang him on a twee: 21:23 His body shaww nyot +wemain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight upon t-the twee, but t-thou shawt in any wise buwy him +that >_> d-day; (fow he that is hanged is accuwsed of God;) that thy wand be +nyot defiwed, which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance. + +22:1 T-Thou shawt nyot s-see thy bwothew's (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow his sheep go astway, and +hide t-thysewf fwom (=`ω´=) t-them: t-thou shawt in any case bwing t-them again u-unto +thy bwothew. + +2-22:2 And if thy b-bwothew be nyot nyigh u-unto thee, ow if t-thou knyow him +nyot, t-then t-thou shawt bwing it u-unto thinye own h-house, and it shaww be +with thee untiw thy b-bwothew seek aftew it, and t-thou shawt westowe it +to him again. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 In w-wike m-mannyew shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do with his ass; and so shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do +with his waiment; and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wost t-thing of thy bwothew's, which he +hath w-wost, and t-thou hast found, shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do wikewise: t-thou mayest +nyot hide thysewf. + +22:4 T-Thou shawt nyot s-see thy bwothew's a-ass ow his (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox faww down by t-the +way, and hide t-thysewf fwom (=`ω´=) t-them: t-thou shawt suwewy hewp him to wift +t-them up again. + +2-22:5 The woman shaww nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw that which p-pewtainyeth u-unto a ^.^ m-man, +nyeithew shaww a man put on a woman's g-gawment: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (^-^*)/ d-do so awe +a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD thy God. + +22:6 If a b-biwd's (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest chance to be befowe thee in t-the w-way in any twee, +ow on t-the g-gwound, whethew they be young onyes, ow e-eggs, and t-the dam +sitting upon t-the (O.O) y-young, ow upon t-the e-eggs, t-thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take t-the dam +with t-the (*´▽`*) y-young: 22:7 But t-thou shawt in any wise wet t-the dam go, and +o(>ω<)o t-take t-the young to thee; that it may be w-weww with thee, and that t-thou +mayest pwowong thy days. + +22:8 When t-thou b-buiwdest a nyew h-house, t-then t-thou shawt make a battwement +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy w-woof, that t-thou bwing nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon thinye h-house, if any man +faww fwom thence. + +22:9 T-Thou shawt nyot sow thy vinyeyawd with divews seeds: west t-the fwuit +of thy seed which t-thou hast sown, and t-the fwuit of thy v-vinyeyawd, be +defiwed. + +22:10 T-Thou shawt nyot (✯◡✯) p-pwow with an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and an a-ass togethew. + +22:11 T-Thou shawt nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw a gawment of divews sowts, as of ╰(▔∀▔)╯ w-woowwen and +winyen togethew. + +22:12 T-Thou shawt make thee fwinges upon t-the fouw quawtews of thy +vestuwe, whewewith t-thou covewest thysewf. + +22:13 If any man o(>ω<)o t-take a wife, and go in u-unto hew, and hate hew, 22:14 +And g-give occasions of speech against hew, and bwing up an eviw nyame +upon hew, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to hew, I f-found +hew nyot a maid: 22:15 T-Then shaww t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the damsew, and hew +mothew, o(>ω<)o t-take and bwing fowth t-the tokens of t-the damsew's v-viwginyity u-unto +t-the ewdews of t-the city in t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 22:16 And t-the damsew's o(>ω<)o f-fathew +shaww say u-unto t-the ewdews, I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew u-unto this man to wife, +and he hateth hew; (^人^) 2-22:17 And, wo, he hath given occasions of speech +against hew, s-saying, I f-found nyot thy daughtew a maid; and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet these +awe t-the tokens of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew's viwginyity. And they shaww spwead t-the +cwoth befowe t-the ewdews of t-the city. + +22:18 And t-the ewdews of that city shaww o(>ω<)o t-take that man and chastise +h-him; 22:19 And they shaww amewce him in an hundwed shekews of s-siwvew, +and g-give t-them u-unto t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the damsew, because he hath b-bwought +up an eviw nyame upon a viwgin of Iswaew: and she shaww be his wife; he +may nyot put hew away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days. + +22:20 But if this t-thing be twue, and t-the tokens of v-viwginyity be nyot +f-found (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the damsew: 22:21 T-Then they shaww bwing out t-the damsew to +t-the doow of hew fathew's h-house, and t-the men of hew city shaww stonye +hew with s-stonyes that she die: because she hath wwought fowwy in +I-Iswaew, to pway t-the whowe in hew fathew's house: so shawt t-thou put +eviw away fwom among you. + +2-22:22 If a man be f-found wying with a woman mawwied to an husband, t-then +they shaww both of t-them die, both t-the man that way with t-the woman, and +t-the woman: so shawt t-thou put away eviw fwom Iswaew. + +22:23 If a damsew that is a viwgin be betwothed u-unto an husband, and a +man f-find hew in t-the city, and w-wie with hew; 22:24 T-Then ye shaww bwing +t-them both out u-unto t-the gate of that city, and ye shaww stonye t-them with +s-stonyes that they die; t-the damsew, because she cwied nyot, being in t-the +c-city; and t-the ^.^ m-man, because he hath humbwed his nyeighbouw's wife: so +t-thou shawt put away eviw fwom among you. + +22:25 But if a man f-find a betwothed damsew in t-the fiewd, and t-the man +fowce hew, and w-wie with hew: t-then t-the man onwy that way with hew shaww +die. + +22:26 But u-unto t-the damsew t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is in t-the +damsew nyo sin wowthy of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as when a man wiseth against his +nyeighbouw, and (--_--) s-swayeth him, even so is this m-mattew: 22:27 Fow he f-found +hew in t-the fiewd, and t-the betwothed damsew cwied, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye +to s-save hew. + +22:28 If a man f-find a damsew that is a viwgin, which is nyot b-betwothed, +and way h-howd on hew, and w-wie with hew, and they be f-found; 22:29 T-Then +t-the man that way with hew shaww g-give u-unto t-the damsew's o(>ω<)o f-fathew fifty +shekews of s-siwvew, and she shaww be his wife; because he hath humbwed +hew, he may nyot put hew away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days. + +22:30 A-A man shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take his fathew's wife, (=`ω´=) n-nyow discovew his +fathew's s-skiwt. + +23:1 He that is w-wounded in t-the stonyes, ow hath his pwivy membew cut +off, shaww nyot entew into t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD. + +23:2 A-A b-bastawd shaww nyot entew into t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD; even +to his (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth genyewation shaww he nyot entew into t-the c-congwegation of +t-the WOWD. + +23:3 An Ammonyite ow Moabite shaww nyot entew into t-the c-congwegation of +t-the WOWD; even to theiw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth genyewation shaww they nyot entew into t-the +c-congwegation of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 23:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they met you nyot with +bwead and with w-watew in t-the way, when ye came fowth out of Egypt; and +because they h-hiwed against thee Bawaam t-the son of Beow of Pethow of +Mesopotamia, to (O_O;) c-cuwse thee. + +23:5 Nyevewthewess t-the WOWD thy God w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto Bawaam; but +t-the WOWD thy God (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse into a bwessing u-unto thee, because +t-the WOWD thy God woved thee. + +23:6 T-Thou shawt nyot seek theiw peace (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw p-pwospewity (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy days +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +2-23:7 T-Thou shawt nyot abhow an Edomite; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is thy bwothew: t-thou +shawt nyot abhow an Egyptian; because t-thou wast a stwangew in his wand. + +2-23:8 The chiwdwen that awe begotten of t-them shaww entew into t-the +c-congwegation of t-the WOWD in theiw thiwd genyewation. + +23:9 When t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host goeth fowth against thinye >_> e-enyemies, t-then keep thee +fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wicked thing. + +23:10 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be among you any ^.^ m-man, that is nyot cwean by w-weason of +uncweannyess that chanceth him by nyight, t-then shaww he go a-abwoad out of +t-the camp, he shaww nyot come within t-the camp: 23:11 But it shaww be, +when evenying cometh o-on, he shaww w-wash himsewf with watew: and when t-the +sun is down, he shaww come into t-the camp again. + +23:12 T-Thou shawt have a pwace awso without t-the camp, whithew t-thou +shawt go fowth abwoad: 2-23:13 And t-thou shawt have a paddwe upon thy +weapon; and it shaww be, when t-thou wiwt ease t-thysewf abwoad, t-thou +shawt dig thewewith, and shawt tuwn back and covew that which cometh +fwom t-thee: 23:14 Fow t-the WOWD thy God w-wawketh in t-the m-midst of thy +camp, to d-dewivew thee, and to g-give up thinye enyemies befowe thee; +thewefowe shaww thy camp be howy: that he s-see nyo uncwean t-thing in +thee, and tuwn away fwom thee. + +23:15 T-Thou shawt nyot d-dewivew u-unto his mastew t-the sewvant which is +escaped fwom his mastew u-unto t-thee: 23:16 He shaww dweww with thee, +even among y-you, in that pwace which he shaww choose in onye of thy +gates, whewe it wiketh him best: t-thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o o-oppwess h-him. + +23:17 Thewe shaww be nyo whowe of t-the daughtews of I-Iswaew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a +sodomite of t-the sons of Iswaew. + +23:18 T-Thou shawt nyot bwing t-the h-hiwe of a whowe, ow t-the p-pwice of a dog, +into t-the house of t-the WOWD thy God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any vow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow even both these +awe a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD thy God. + +23:19 T-Thou shawt nyot wend upon u-usuwy to thy bwothew; u-usuwy of monyey, +u-usuwy of victuaws, u-usuwy of any t-thing that is went upon usuwy: 23:20 +Unto a stwangew t-thou mayest wend upon usuwy; but u-unto thy b-bwothew t-thou +shawt nyot wend upon usuwy: that t-the WOWD thy God may bwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that t-thou settest thinye hand to in t-the wand whithew t-thou goest to +possess it. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 When t-thou shawt vow a vow u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, t-thou shawt nyot +swack to pay i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy God wiww suwewy wequiwe it of thee; +and it w-wouwd be sin in thee. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 But if t-thou shawt fowbeaw to vow, it shaww be nyo sin in thee. + +23:23 That which is gonye out of thy w-wips t-thou shawt keep and pewfowm; +even a fweewiww o-offewing, a-accowding as t-thou hast vowed u-unto t-the WOWD +thy G-God, which t-thou hast pwomised with thy mouth. + +23:24 When t-thou comest into thy nyeighbouw's v-vinyeyawd, t-then t-thou mayest +e-eat gwapes thy fiww a-at thinye own (´ ω `♡) p-pweasuwe; but t-thou shawt nyot put any +in thy vessew. + +23:25 When t-thou comest into t-the standing cown of thy nyeighbouw, t-then +t-thou mayest pwuck t-the eaws with thinye hand; but t-thou shawt nyot move a +sickwe u-unto thy nyeighbouw's standing cown. + +2-24:1 When a man hath taken a wife, and mawwied hew, and it come to +pass that she f-find nyo favouw in his eyes, because he hath f-found s-some +uncweannyess in hew: t-then wet him wwite hew a biww of divowcement, and +g-give it in hew hand, and send hew out of his house. + +24:2 And when she is depawted out of his h-house, she may go and be +anyothew man's wife. + +24:3 And if t-the wattew h-husband hate hew, and wwite hew a biww of +divowcement, and giveth it in hew hand, and (-_-) s-sendeth hew out of his +h-house; ow if t-the wattew h-husband die, which took hew to be his wife; +2-24:4 Hew f-fowmew husband, which sent hew away, may nyot o(>ω<)o t-take hew again +to be his wife, aftew that she is defiwed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is a-abominyation +befowe t-the WOWD: and t-thou shawt nyot c-cause t-the wand to sin, which t-the +WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance. + +24:5 When a man hath taken a nyew wife, he shaww nyot go out to waw, +nyeithew shaww he be c-chawged with any businyess: but he shaww be fwee a-at +home onye y-yeaw, and shaww c-cheew up his wife which he hath taken. + +24:6 N-Nyo man shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the nyethew ow t-the (--_--) u-uppew miwwstonye to pwedge: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he taketh a man's wife to pwedge. + +24:7 If a man be f-found steawing any of his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, and m-maketh mewchandise of him, ow sewweth h-him; t-then that t-thief +shaww die; and t-thou shawt put eviw away fwom among you. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 Take heed in t-the pwague of wepwosy, that t-thou o-obsewve diwigentwy, +and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the pwiests t-the Wevites shaww t-teach you: +as I commanded t-them, so ye shaww o-obsewve to do. + +24:9 Wemembew what t-the WOWD thy God did u-unto Miwiam by t-the way, aftew +that ye wewe come fowth out of Egypt. + +24:10 When t-thou d-dost wend thy b-bwothew any thing, t-thou shawt nyot go +into his house to fetch his pwedge. + +24:11 T-Thou shawt stand abwoad, and t-the man to whom t-thou d-dost wend +shaww bwing out t-the p-pwedge a-abwoad u-unto thee. + +24:12 And if t-the man be poow, t-thou shawt nyot (o´∀`o) s-sweep with his pwedge: +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 In any case t-thou shawt d-dewivew him t-the p-pwedge again when t-the sun +goeth down, that he may (o´∀`o) s-sweep in his own waiment, and bwess t-thee: and +it shaww be wighteousnyess u-unto thee befowe t-the WOWD thy God. + +24:14 T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o o-oppwess an h-hiwed sewvant that is poow and nyeedy, +whethew he be of thy bwethwen, ow of thy stwangews that awe in thy +wand within thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 24:15 {{ (>_<) }} A-At his day t-thou shawt g-give him his h-hiwe, +nyeithew shaww t-the sun go down upon it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is poow, and setteth his +heawt upon i-it: west he (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy against thee u-unto t-the WOWD, and it be sin +u-unto thee. + +24:16 The f-fathews shaww nyot be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-chiwdwen, nyeithew +shaww t-the chiwdwen be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fathews: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shaww be +put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own sin. + +24:17 T-Thou shawt nyot pewvewt t-the j-judgment of t-the s-stwangew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of t-the +fathewwess; (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(>ω<)o t-take a w-widow's waiment to pwedge: 24:18 But t-thou shawt +(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou wast a bondman in Egypt, and t-the WOWD thy God +wedeemed thee ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ t-thence: thewefowe I command thee to (^-^*)/ d-do this thing. + +24:19 When t-thou cuttest down thinye hawvest in thy fiewd, and hast +(*´▽`*) *hugs tightly* f-fowgot a sheaf in t-the fiewd, t-thou shawt nyot go again to fetch i-it: it +shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the widow: that +t-the WOWD thy God may bwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of thinye hands. + +24:20 When t-thou beatest thinye owive twee, t-thou shawt nyot go o-ovew t-the +boughs ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the widow. + +24:21 When t-thou g-gathewest t-the gwapes of thy v-vinyeyawd, t-thou shawt nyot +gwean it aftewwawd: it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the widow. + +2-24:22 And t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou wast a bondman in t-the wand of +Egypt: thewefowe I command thee to (^-^*)/ d-do this thing. + +2-25:1 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a contwovewsy b-between men, and they come u-unto +j-judgment, that t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges may j-judge t-them; t-then they shaww justify t-the +(✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and c-condemn t-the wicked. + +25:2 And it shaww be, if t-the wicked man be wowthy to be beaten, that +t-the j-judge shaww c-cause him to w-wie down, and to be beaten befowe his +face, a-accowding to his f-fauwt, by a c-cewtain nyumbew. + +25:3 F-Fowty stwipes he may g-give him, and nyot exceed: w-west, if he shouwd +exceed, and beat him a-above these with many stwipes, t-then thy b-bwothew +shouwd seem viwe u-unto thee. + +25:4 T-Thou shawt nyot muzzwe t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox when he tweadeth out t-the cown. + +25:5 If (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen dweww togethew, and onye of t-them die, and have nyo +chiwd, t-the wife of t-the dead shaww nyot m-mawwy without u-unto a stwangew: +hew husband's b-bwothew shaww go in u-unto hew, and o(>ω<)o t-take hew to him to +wife, and pewfowm t-the duty of an husband's b-bwothew u-unto hew. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And it shaww be, that t-the fiwstbown which she beaweth shaww +s-succeed in t-the nyame of his b-bwothew which is dead, that his nyame be nyot +put out of Iswaew. + +25:7 And if t-the man w-wike nyot to o(>ω<)o t-take his bwothew's wife, t-then wet his +bwothew's wife go up to t-the gate u-unto t-the ewdews, and say, My +husband's b-bwothew wefuseth to w-waise up u-unto his b-bwothew a nyame in +I-Iswaew, he wiww nyot pewfowm t-the duty of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my husband's bwothew. + +25:8 T-Then t-the ewdews of his city shaww caww him, and speak u-unto him: +and if he stand to it, and say, I w-wike nyot to o(>ω<)o t-take hew; 25:9 T-Then +shaww his bwothew's wife come u-unto him in t-the pwesence of t-the ewdews, +and woose his shoe fwom off his foot, and spit in his face, and shaww +answew and say, S-So shaww it be donye u-unto that man that wiww nyot buiwd +up his bwothew's house. + +25:10 And his nyame shaww be cawwed in I-Iswaew, The house of him that +hath his shoe woosed. + +25:11 When men stwive togethew onye with anyothew, and t-the wife of t-the +onye dwaweth (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to d-dewivew hew h-husband out of t-the hand of him +that smiteth him, and putteth fowth hew hand, and taketh him by t-the +secwets: 25:12 T-Then t-thou shawt cut off hew hand, thinye eye shaww nyot +p-pity hew. + +25:13 T-Thou shawt nyot have in thy bag divews weights, a gweat and a +smaww. + +25:14 T-Thou shawt nyot have in thinye house divews measuwes, a gweat and +a smaww. + +25:15 But t-thou shawt have a pewfect and just weight, a pewfect and +just measuwe shawt t-thou have: that thy days may be wengthenyed in t-the +wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee. + +25:16 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (^-^*)/ d-do such things, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (^-^*)/ d-do unwighteouswy, awe +an a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD thy God. + +2-25:17 Wemembew what Amawek did u-unto thee by t-the way, when ye wewe come +fowth out of Egypt; 25:18 How he met thee by t-the way, and smote t-the +hindmost of thee, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe feebwe behind thee, when t-thou +wast f-faint and w-weawy; and he feawed nyot God. + +25:19 Thewefowe it shaww be, when t-the WOWD thy God hath given thee +w-west fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, in t-the wand which t-the WOWD +thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to possess it, that t-thou shawt +bwot out t-the w-wemembwance of Amawek fwom undew heaven; t-thou shawt nyot +fowget it. + +26:1 And it shaww be, when t-thou awt come in u-unto t-the wand which t-the +WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, and possessest it, and +dwewwest thewein; 26:2 That t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the fiwst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +fwuit of t-the eawth, which t-thou shawt bwing of thy wand that t-the WOWD +thy God giveth thee, and shawt put it in a basket, and shawt go u-unto +t-the pwace which t-the WOWD thy God shaww choose to pwace his nyame thewe. + +26:3 And t-thou shawt go u-unto t-the pwiest that shaww be in those days, +and say u-unto him, I pwofess this day u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, that I am +come u-unto t-the c-countwy which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto ouw f-fathews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to +g-give us. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the basket out of thinye hand, and s-set +it down befowe t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD thy God. + +26:5 And t-thou shawt speak and say befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God, A-A S-Sywian +weady to pewish w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and he went down into Egypt, and +s-sojouwnyed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with a few, and became (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a nyation, g-gweat, mighty, +and p-popuwous: 26:6 And t-the Egyptians eviw e-entweated u-us, and affwicted +u-us, and w-waid upon us hawd b-bondage: 26:7 And when we cwied u-unto t-the +WOWD God of ouw fathews, t-the WOWD heawd ouw voice, and wooked on ouw +a-affwiction, and ouw wabouw, and ouw oppwession: 26:8 And t-the WOWD +b-bwought us fowth out of Egypt with a mighty hand, and with an +outstwetched awm, and with gweat tewwibwenyess, and with signs, and +with wondews: 26:9 And he hath b-bwought us into this pwace, and hath +given us this wand, even a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey. + +26:10 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I have b-bwought t-the fiwstfwuits of t-the wand, +which thou, O-O WOWD, hast given me. And t-thou shawt s-set it befowe t-the +WOWD thy G-God, and w-wowship befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God: 2-26:11 And t-thou +shawt wejoice in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good t-thing which t-the WOWD thy God hath given +u-unto thee, and u-unto thinye h-house, thou, and t-the Wevite, and t-the +stwangew that is among you. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 When t-thou hast m-made an end of tithing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tithes of thinye +incwease t-the thiwd y-yeaw, which is t-the yeaw of tithing, and hast given +it u-unto t-the Wevite, t-the s-stwangew, t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and t-the widow, that +they may e-eat within thy gates, and be fiwwed; 26:13 T-Then t-thou shawt +say befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God, I have b-bwought away t-the hawwowed things +out of minye h-house, and awso have given t-them u-unto t-the Wevite, and u-unto +t-the s-stwangew, to t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and to t-the widow, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thy c-commandments which t-thou hast commanded me: I have nyot twansgwessed +thy commandments, nyeithew have I fowgotten them. + +26:14 I have nyot eaten theweof in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouwnying, nyeithew have I taken +away ought theweof (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any uncwean use, (=`ω´=) n-nyow given ought theweof (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the dead: but I have heawkenyed to t-the voice of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and +have donye a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast commanded me. + +26:15 Wook down fwom thy h-howy habitation, fwom heaven, and bwess thy +peopwe I-Iswaew, and t-the wand which t-thou hast given u-us, as t-thou swawest +u-unto ouw fathews, a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 This day t-the WOWD thy God hath commanded thee to (^-^*)/ d-do these +s-statutes and j-judgments: t-thou shawt thewefowe keep and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thinye heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy souw. + +26:17 T-Thou hast avouched t-the WOWD this day to be thy G-God, and to wawk +in his ways, and to keep his s-statutes, and his commandments, and his +judgments, and to heawken u-unto his voice: 26:18 And t-the WOWD hath +avouched thee this day to be his pecuwiaw p-peopwe, as he hath pwomised +thee, and that t-thou shouwdest keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his commandments; 26:19 And to +make thee high a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations which he hath made, in p-pwaise, and in +nyame, and in honyouw; and that t-thou mayest be an h-howy peopwe u-unto t-the +WOWD thy G-God, as he hath spoken. + +2-27:1 And Moses with t-the ewdews of Iswaew commanded t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, +Keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments which I command you this d-day. + +27:2 And it shaww be on t-the day when ye shaww pass o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan u-unto +t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee, that t-thou shawt s-set thee +up gweat stonyes, and pwaistew t-them with p-pwaistew: 27:3 And t-thou shawt +wwite upon t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this w-waw, when t-thou awt passed ovew, +that t-thou mayest go in u-unto t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth +thee, a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey; as t-the WOWD God of thy +f-fathews hath pwomised thee. + +27:4 Thewefowe it shaww be when ye be gonye o-ovew Jowdan, that ye shaww +s-set up these stonyes, which I command you this day, in mount (o･ω･o) E-Ebaw, and +t-thou shawt pwaistew t-them with p-pwaistew. + +27:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shawt t-thou buiwd an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, an +awtaw of stonyes: t-thou shawt nyot wift up any (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *teleports behind you* t-toow upon them. + +2-27:6 T-Thou shawt buiwd t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD thy God of w-whowe stonyes: +and t-thou shawt offew buwnt offewings theweon u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God: +2-27:7 And t-thou shawt offew peace offewings, and shawt e-eat thewe, and +wejoice befowe t-the WOWD thy God. + +27:8 And t-thou shawt wwite upon t-the s-stonyes (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this (☆▽☆) w-waw +vewy p-pwainwy. + +27:9 And Moses and t-the pwiests t-the Wevites spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, +s-saying, Take heed, and h-heawken, O-O I-Iswaew; this day t-thou awt become t-the +peopwe of t-the WOWD thy God. + +27:10 T-Thou shawt thewefowe obey t-the voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, and (^-^*)/ d-do +his c-commandments and his s-statutes, which I command thee this d-day. + +27:11 And Moses c-chawged t-the peopwe t-the same day, s-saying, 2-27:12 These +shaww stand upon mount Gewizim to bwess t-the p-peopwe, when ye awe come +o-ovew Jowdan; S-Simeon, and Wevi, and Judah, and I-Issachaw, and Joseph, +and Benjamin: 27:13 And these shaww stand upon mount Ebaw to c-cuwse; +W-Weuben, Gad, and Ashew, and Zebuwun, Dan, and N-Nyaphtawi. + +2-27:14 And t-the Wevites shaww speak, and say u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew +with a w-woud voice, 27:15 Cuwsed be t-the man that m-maketh any gwaven ow +mowten image, an a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD, t-the wowk of t-the h-hands of +t-the cwaftsman, and putteth it in a secwet pwace. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +shaww answew and say, A-Amen. + +27:16 Cuwsed be he that setteth wight by his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his m-mothew. And +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. + +27:17 Cuwsed be he that wemoveth his nyeighbouw's wandmawk. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. + +27:18 Cuwsed be he that m-maketh t-the bwind to wandew out of t-the way. And +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. + +2-27:19 Cuwsed be he that p-pewvewteth t-the j-judgment of t-the s-stwangew, +(=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and widow. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. + +2-27:20 Cuwsed be he that wieth with his fathew's wife; because he +u-uncoveweth his fathew's s-skiwt. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. + +27:21 Cuwsed be he that wieth with any m-mannyew of beast. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. + +2-27:22 Cuwsed be he that wieth with his sistew, t-the daughtew of his +fathew, ow t-the daughtew of his m-mothew. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, +A-Amen. + +27:23 Cuwsed be he that wieth with his mothew in waw. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. + +27:24 Cuwsed be he that smiteth his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw secwetwy. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. + +27:25 Cuwsed be he that taketh wewawd to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway an innyocent pewson. And +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. + +27:26 Cuwsed be he that confiwmeth nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this (☆▽☆) w-waw to (^-^*)/ d-do +them. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. + +2-28:1 And it shaww come to pass, if t-thou shawt heawken diwigentwy u-unto +t-the voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to o-obsewve and to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +c-commandments which I command thee this day, that t-the WOWD thy God wiww +s-set thee on high a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations of t-the eawth: 2-28:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +b-bwessings shaww come on thee, and (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake thee, if t-thou shawt heawken +u-unto t-the voice of t-the WOWD thy God. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Bwessed shawt t-thou be in t-the city, and bwessed shawt t-thou be in +t-the fiewd. + +^-^ 2-28:4 Bwessed shaww be t-the fwuit of thy b-body, and t-the fwuit of thy +g-gwound, and t-the fwuit of thy cattwe, t-the incwease of thy kinye, and t-the +f-fwocks of thy sheep. + +2-28:5 Bwessed shaww be thy basket and thy stowe. + +28:6 Bwessed shawt t-thou be when t-thou comest in, and bwessed shawt t-thou +be when t-thou goest ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 The WOWD shaww c-cause thinye enyemies that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against thee to +be smitten befowe thy f-face: they shaww come out against thee onye way, +and fwee befowe thee seven w-ways. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 The WOWD shaww command t-the bwessing upon thee in thy stowehouses, +and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou settest thinye hand u-unto; and he shaww bwess thee +in t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee. + +28:9 The WOWD shaww estabwish thee an h-howy peopwe u-unto himsewf, as he +hath swown u-unto thee, if t-thou shawt keep t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD +thy G-God, and wawk in his w-ways. + +28:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe of t-the eawth shaww s-see that t-thou awt cawwed by +t-the nyame of t-the WOWD; and they shaww be afwaid of thee. + +28:11 And t-the WOWD shaww make thee p-pwenteous in goods, in t-the fwuit of +thy b-body, and in t-the fwuit of thy cattwe, and in t-the fwuit of thy +g-gwound, in t-the wand which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto thy f-fathews to g-give +thee. + +2-28:12 The WOWD shaww open u-unto thee his g-good t-tweasuwe, t-the heaven to +g-give t-the wain u-unto thy wand in his season, and to bwess (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk +of thinye hand: and t-thou shawt wend u-unto many n-nyations, and t-thou shawt +nyot bowwow. + +(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And t-the WOWD shaww make thee t-the head, and nyot t-the taiw; and +t-thou shawt be a-above onwy, and t-thou shawt nyot be benyeath; if that t-thou +heawken u-unto t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD thy G-God, which I command +thee this day, to o-obsewve and to (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: 28:14 And t-thou shawt nyot go +aside fwom any of t-the w-wowds which I command thee this day, to t-the +wight hand, ow to t-the weft, to go aftew othew gods to sewve them. + +2-28:15 But it shaww come to pass, if t-thou wiwt nyot heawken u-unto t-the +voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-commandments and +his s-statutes which I command thee this >_> d-day; that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these cuwses +shaww come upon thee, and (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake t-thee: 28:16 Cuwsed shawt t-thou be in +t-the city, and cuwsed shawt t-thou be in t-the fiewd. + +28:17 Cuwsed shaww be thy basket and thy stowe. + +28:18 Cuwsed shaww be t-the fwuit of thy b-body, and t-the fwuit of thy +wand, t-the incwease of thy kinye, and t-the f-fwocks of thy sheep. + +28:19 Cuwsed shawt t-thou be when t-thou comest in, and cuwsed shawt t-thou +be when t-thou goest ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +28:20 The WOWD shaww send upon thee cuwsing, vexation, and webuke, in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou settest thinye hand u-unto (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to do, untiw t-thou be +destwoyed, and untiw t-thou pewish quickwy; because of t-the w-wickednyess of +thy doings, wheweby t-thou hast fowsaken me. + +2-28:21 The WOWD shaww make t-the pestiwence cweave u-unto thee, untiw he +have consumed thee fwom off t-the wand, whithew t-thou goest to possess +it. + +2-28:22 The WOWD shaww smite thee with a consumption, and with a f-fevew, +and with an i-infwammation, and with an extweme buwnying, and with t-the +swowd, and with bwasting, and with m-miwdew; and they shaww puwsue thee +untiw t-thou pewish. + +28:23 And thy heaven that is o-ovew thy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head shaww be b-bwass, and t-the +eawth that is undew thee shaww be iwon. + +28:24 The WOWD shaww make t-the wain of thy wand p-powdew and dust: fwom +heaven shaww it come down upon thee, untiw t-thou be destwoyed. + +28:25 The WOWD shaww c-cause thee to be smitten befowe thinye e-enyemies: +t-thou shawt go out onye w-way against t-them, and fwee seven ways befowe +(=`ω´=) t-them: and shawt be w-wemoved into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth. + +28:26 And thy cawcase shaww be meat u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fowws of t-the aiw, and +u-unto t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth, and nyo man shaww f-fway t-them away. + +28:27 The WOWD wiww smite thee with t-the botch of Egypt, and with t-the +emewods, and with t-the s-scab, and with t-the itch, wheweof t-thou c-canst nyot +be heawed. + +28:28 The WOWD shaww smite thee with madnyess, and bwindnyess, and +(✧ω✧) a-astonyishment of (*°▽°*) h-heawt: 28:29 And t-thou shawt gwope a-at n-nyoonday, as t-the +bwind gwopeth in dawknyess, and t-thou shawt nyot p-pwospew in thy ways: and +t-thou shawt be onwy oppwessed and spoiwed evewmowe, and nyo man shaww +s-save thee. + +2-28:30 T-Thou shawt betwoth a wife, and anyothew man shaww w-wie with hew: +t-thou shawt buiwd an h-house, and t-thou shawt nyot dweww thewein: t-thou +shawt pwant a v-vinyeyawd, and shawt nyot gathew t-the gwapes t-theweof. + +28:31 T-Thinye (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww be s-swain befowe thinye eyes, and t-thou shawt nyot +e-eat theweof: thinye a-ass shaww be viowentwy taken away fwom befowe thy +face, and shaww nyot be westowed to t-thee: thy sheep shaww be given u-unto +thinye >_> e-enyemies, and t-thou shawt have nyonye to w-wescue them. + +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 2-28:32 Thy sons and thy daughtews shaww be given u-unto anyothew p-peopwe, +and thinye eyes shaww wook, and faiw with wonging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day +w-wong; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo m-might in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +28:33 The fwuit of thy wand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wabouws, shaww a nyation which +t-thou k-knyowest nyot e-eat up; and t-thou shawt be onwy oppwessed and cwushed +awway: 28:34 S-So that t-thou shawt be mad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sight of thinye eyes +which t-thou shawt see. + +28:35 The WOWD shaww smite thee in t-the knyees, and in t-the wegs, with a +sowe botch that c-cannyot be heawed, fwom t-the sowe of thy foot u-unto t-the +top of thy head. + +28:36 The WOWD shaww bwing thee, and thy king which t-thou shawt s-set +o-ovew thee, u-unto a nyation which nyeithew t-thou (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy f-fathews have +k-knyown; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shawt t-thou sewve othew gods, w-wood and stonye. + +28:37 And t-thou shawt become an astonyishment, a pwovewb, and a b-bywowd, +among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations whithew t-the WOWD shaww wead thee. + +28:38 T-Thou shawt cawwy m-much seed out into t-the fiewd, and shawt gathew +but ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe in; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wocust shaww consume it. + +2-28:39 T-Thou shawt pwant vinyeyawds, and dwess t-them, but shawt nyeithew +dwink of t-the winye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gathew t-the gwapes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowms shaww e-eat +them. + +28:40 T-Thou shawt have owive twees (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy coasts, but t-thou +shawt nyot anyoint t-thysewf with t-the oiw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye owive shaww cast his +fwuit. + +28:41 T-Thou shawt beget sons and (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, but t-thou shawt nyot enjoy +t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww go into captivity. + +2-28:42 Aww thy twees and fwuit of thy wand shaww t-the wocust consume. + +2-28:43 The stwangew that is within thee shaww get up a-above thee vewy +h-high; and t-thou shawt come down vewy wow. + +28:44 He shaww wend to thee, and t-thou shawt nyot wend to him: he shaww +be t-the head, and t-thou shawt be t-the taiw. + +28:45 Moweovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these cuwses shaww come upon thee, and shaww puwsue +thee, and (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake thee, tiww t-thou be destwoyed; because t-thou +heawkenyedst nyot u-unto t-the voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to keep his +c-commandments and his s-statutes which he commanded t-thee: 28:46 And they +shaww be upon thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-wondew, and upon thy seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +2-28:47 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou s-sewvedst nyot t-the WOWD thy God with joyfuwnyess, and +with gwadnyess of heawt, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the a-abundance of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; 28:48 +Thewefowe shawt t-thou sewve thinye enyemies which t-the WOWD shaww send +against thee, in h-hungew, and in thiwst, and in n-nyakednyess, and in want +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: and he shaww put a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon upon thy nyeck, untiw he +have destwoyed thee. + +28:49 The WOWD shaww bwing a nyation against thee fwom faw, fwom t-the +end of t-the eawth, as swift as t-the eagwe fwieth; a nyation whose tongue +t-thou shawt nyot u-undewstand; 2-28:50 A-A nyation of fiewce countenyance, which +shaww nyot w-wegawd t-the pewson of t-the o-owd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-shew favouw to t-the (*´▽`*) y-young: +28:51 And he shaww e-eat t-the fwuit of thy cattwe, and t-the fwuit of thy +wand, untiw t-thou be destwoyed: which awso shaww nyot weave thee eithew +cown, winye, ow oiw, ow t-the incwease of thy kinye, ow f-fwocks of thy +sheep, untiw he have destwoyed thee. + +28:52 And he shaww (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy gates, untiw thy high and +f-fenced wawws come down, whewein t-thou twustedst, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +wand: and he shaww (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy gates (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +wand, which t-the WOWD thy God hath given thee. + +28:53 And t-thou shawt e-eat t-the fwuit of thinye own b-body, t-the fwesh of thy +sons and of thy (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, which t-the WOWD thy God hath given thee, in +t-the s-siege, and in t-the stwaitnyess, whewewith thinye enyemies shaww +d-distwess t-thee: 28:54 S-So that t-the man that is tendew among y-you, and +vewy ( =ω=)..nyaa d-dewicate, his eye shaww be eviw towawd his bwothew, and towawd +t-the wife of his bosom, and towawd t-the wemnyant of his chiwdwen which he +shaww weave: 28:55 S-So that he wiww nyot g-give to any of t-them of t-the +fwesh of his chiwdwen whom he shaww eat: because he hath nyothing weft +him in t-the s-siege, and in t-the stwaitnyess, whewewith thinye enyemies shaww +d-distwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy gates. + +28:56 The tendew and dewicate woman among y-you, which w-wouwd nyot +adventuwe to s-set t-the sowe of hew foot upon t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dewicatenyess +and tendewnyess, hew eye shaww be eviw towawd t-the h-husband of hew bosom, +and towawd hew son, and towawd hew d-daughtew, 28:57 And towawd hew +young onye that cometh out fwom b-between hew feet, and towawd hew +chiwdwen which she shaww beaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she shaww e-eat t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things secwetwy in t-the s-siege and stwaitnyess, whewewith thinye enyemy +shaww d-distwess thee in thy gates. + +28:58 If t-thou wiwt nyot o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this (☆▽☆) w-waw that +awe wwitten in this b-book, that t-thou mayest f-feaw this gwowious and +feawfuw nyame, THE WOWD THY G-GOD; 2-28:59 T-Then t-the WOWD wiww make thy +pwagues wondewfuw, and t-the pwagues of thy seed, even gweat pwagues, +and of wong continyuance, and sowe sicknyesses, and of wong continyuance. + +28:60 Moweovew he wiww bwing upon thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the diseases of Egypt, +which t-thou wast afwaid o-of; and they shaww cweave u-unto thee. + +28:61 Awso {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sicknyess, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwague, which is nyot wwitten in +t-the book of this w-waw, t-them wiww t-the WOWD bwing upon thee, untiw t-thou +be destwoyed. + +28:62 And ye shaww be weft f-few in nyumbew, w-wheweas ye wewe as t-the staws +of heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow muwtitude; because t-thou wouwdest nyot obey t-the voice of +t-the WOWD thy God. + +2-28:63 And it shaww come to pass, that as t-the WOWD w-wejoiced o-ovew you to +(^-^*)/ d-do you g-good, and to m-muwtipwy you; so t-the WOWD wiww wejoice o-ovew you to +d-destwoy y-you, and to bwing you to nyought; and ye shaww be p-pwucked fwom +off t-the wand whithew t-thou goest to possess it. + +28:64 And t-the WOWD shaww scattew thee among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, fwom t-the onye +end of t-the eawth even u-unto t-the othew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou shawt sewve othew +gods, which nyeithew t-thou (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy f-fathews have (≧◡≦) k-knyown, even w-wood and +stonye. + +28:65 And among these nyations shawt t-thou f-find nyo ease, nyeithew shaww +t-the sowe of thy foot have west: but t-the WOWD shaww g-give thee (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a +twembwing heawt, and f-faiwing of eyes, and sowwow of mind: 28:66 And +thy wife shaww h-hang in doubt befowe thee; and t-thou shawt f-feaw day and +nyight, and shawt have nyonye assuwance of thy wife: 28:67 In t-the mownying +t-thou shawt say, Wouwd God it wewe even! and a-at even t-thou shawt say, +Wouwd God it wewe mownying! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of thinye heawt whewewith t-thou +shawt feaw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sight of thinye eyes which t-thou shawt see. + +28:68 And t-the WOWD shaww bwing thee into Egypt again with s-ships, by +t-the w-way wheweof I spake u-unto thee, T-Thou shawt s-see it nyo mowe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ye shaww be sowd u-unto youw enyemies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bondmen and +bondwomen, and nyo man shaww buy you. + +2-29:1 These awe t-the w-wowds of t-the c-covenyant, which t-the WOWD commanded +Moses to make with t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the wand of M-Moab, beside +t-the c-covenyant which he m-made with t-them in Howeb. + +29:2 And Moses cawwed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and said u-unto t-them, Ye have +s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD did befowe youw eyes in t-the wand of Egypt u-unto +Phawaoh, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wand; 29:3 The +gweat temptations which thinye eyes have seen, t-the signs, and those +gweat miwacwes: (*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 Y-Yet t-the WOWD hath nyot given you an heawt to +pewceive, and eyes to see, and eaws to h-heaw, u-unto this d-day. + +29:5 And I have w-wed you f-fowty yeaws in t-the wiwdewnyess: youw cwothes +awe nyot waxen o-owd upon y-you, and thy shoe is nyot waxen o-owd upon thy +foot. + +2-29:6 Ye have nyot eaten bwead, nyeithew have ye dwunk winye ow stwong +dwink: that ye m-might knyow that I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +29:7 And when ye came u-unto this pwace, (❤ω❤) S-Sihon t-the king of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and +Og t-the king of B-Bashan, came out against us u-unto battwe, and we smote +(=`ω´=) t-them: 29:8 And we took theiw wand, and gave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto +t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and to t-the G-Gadites, and to t-the hawf twibe of M-Manyasseh. + +29:9 Keep thewefowe t-the w-wowds of this c-covenyant, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, that ye +may p-pwospew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that ye do. + +29:10 Ye stand this day (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of you befowe t-the WOWD youw God; youw +captains of youw t-twibes, youw ewdews, and youw officews, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +men of I-Iswaew, 29:11 Youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, youw wives, and thy stwangew +that is in thy camp, fwom t-the hewew of thy w-wood u-unto t-the dwawew of thy +watew: 29:12 That t-thou shouwdest entew into c-covenyant with t-the WOWD thy +G-God, and into his o-oath, which t-the WOWD thy God m-maketh with thee this +day: 29:13 That he may estabwish thee to day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a peopwe u-unto +himsewf, and that he may be u-unto thee a G-God, as he hath said u-unto +thee, and as he hath swown u-unto thy fathews, to A-Abwaham, to Isaac, and +to Jacob. + +2-29:14 N-Nyeithew with you onwy (^-^*)/ d-do I make this c-covenyant and this oath; +OwO 2-29:15 But with him that standeth hewe with us this day befowe t-the WOWD +ouw G-God, and awso with him that is nyot hewe with us this day: 29:16 +(Fow ye knyow how we have d-dwewt in t-the wand of Egypt; and how we came +thwough t-the nyations which ye passed by; 29:17 And ye have s-seen theiw +abominyations, and theiw idows, w-wood and stonye, s-siwvew and gowd, which +wewe among them:) 29:18 West (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be among you ^.^ m-man, ow woman, +ow famiwy, ow twibe, whose heawt tuwnyeth away this day fwom t-the WOWD +ouw G-God, to go and sewve t-the gods of these nyations; west (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd +be among you a woot that beaweth (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww and wowmwood; 2-29:19 And it come +to pass, when he heaweth t-the w-wowds of this cuwse, that he bwess +himsewf in his heawt, s-saying, I shaww have p-peace, t-though I wawk in t-the +imaginyation of minye heawt, to a-add dwunkennyess to thiwst: 29:20 The +WOWD wiww nyot spawe him, but t-then t-the angew of t-the WOWD and his +jeawousy shaww smoke against that ^.^ m-man, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cuwses that awe +wwitten in this book shaww w-wie upon him, and t-the WOWD shaww bwot out +his nyame fwom undew heaven. + +29:21 And t-the WOWD shaww sepawate him u-unto eviw out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes +of I-Iswaew, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cuwses of t-the c-covenyant that awe +wwitten in this book of t-the waw: 2-29:22 S-So that t-the genyewation to come +of youw chiwdwen that shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up aftew y-you, and t-the stwangew that +shaww come fwom a faw wand, shaww say, when they s-see t-the pwagues of +that wand, and t-the sicknyesses which t-the WOWD hath w-waid upon it; 29:23 +And that t-the w-whowe wand theweof is b-bwimstonye, and sawt, and buwnying, +that it is nyot sown, (=`ω´=) n-nyow beaweth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any gwass g-gwoweth thewein, w-wike +t-the ovewthwow of Sodom, and Gomowwah, Admah, and Zeboim, which t-the +WOWD ovewthwew in his angew, and in his w-wwath: 29:24 Even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations +shaww say, Whewefowe hath t-the WOWD donye thus u-unto this w-wand? what +meanyeth t-the heat of this gweat (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-angew? 29:25 T-Then men shaww say, +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have fowsaken t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD God of theiw +fathews, which he m-made with t-them when he b-bwought t-them fowth out of t-the +wand of Egypt: 29:26 Fow they went and sewved othew gods, and +w-wowshipped t-them, gods whom they knyew nyot, and whom he h-had nyot given +u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 29:27 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against this +wand, to bwing upon it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cuwses that awe wwitten in this book: +2-29:28 And t-the WOWD (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted t-them out of theiw wand in angew, and in +wwath, and in gweat i-indignyation, and cast t-them into anyothew wand, as +it is this d-day. + +2-29:29 The secwet things bewong u-unto t-the WOWD ouw G-God: but those things +which awe weveawed bewong u-unto us and to ouw chiwdwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, that +we may (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this waw. + +30:1 And it shaww come to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things awe come upon +thee, t-the bwessing and t-the cuwse, which I have s-set befowe thee, and +t-thou shawt caww t-them to mind among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the n-nyations, whithew t-the WOWD +thy God hath dwiven thee, 30:2 And shawt (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, +and shawt obey his voice a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command thee this +day, t-thou and thy c-chiwdwen, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +s-souw; 30:3 That t-then t-the WOWD thy God wiww tuwn thy c-captivity, and +have compassion upon thee, and wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and gathew thee fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the n-nyations, whithew t-the WOWD thy God hath scattewed thee. + +30:4 If any of thinye be dwiven out u-unto t-the outmost pawts of heaven, +fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence wiww t-the WOWD thy God gathew thee, and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence wiww he +fetch t-thee: 3-30:5 And t-the WOWD thy God wiww bwing thee into t-the wand +which thy f-fathews possessed, and t-thou shawt possess it; and he wiww (^-^*)/ d-do +thee g-good, and m-muwtipwy thee a-above thy fathews. + +30:6 And t-the WOWD thy God wiww ciwcumcise thinye heawt, and t-the heawt +of thy seed, to wove t-the WOWD thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye heawt, and with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-souw, that t-thou mayest w-wive. + +30:7 And t-the WOWD thy God wiww put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these cuwses upon thinye +>_> e-enyemies, and on t-them that hate thee, which pewsecuted thee. + +30:8 And t-thou shawt (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and obey t-the voice of t-the WOWD, and (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his c-commandments which I command thee this d-day. + +(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 And t-the WOWD thy God wiww make thee p-pwenteous in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk of +thinye hand, in t-the fwuit of thy b-body, and in t-the fwuit of thy cattwe, +and in t-the fwuit of thy wand, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD wiww again +wejoice o-ovew thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, as he w-wejoiced o-ovew thy fathews: 30:10 If +t-thou shawt heawken u-unto t-the voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to keep his +c-commandments and his s-statutes which awe wwitten in this book of t-the +w-waw, and if t-thou tuwn u-unto t-the WOWD thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye heawt, and +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy souw. + +3-30:11 Fow this commandment which I command thee this day, it is nyot +( ~*-*)~ h-hidden fwom thee, nyeithew is it faw off. + +30:12 I-It is nyot in heaven, that t-thou shouwdest say, Who shaww go up +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to heaven, and bwing it u-unto u-us, that we may h-heaw it, and (^-^*)/ d-do +it? 30:13 N-Nyeithew is it beyond t-the sea, that t-thou shouwdest say, Who +shaww go o-ovew t-the sea (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, and bwing it u-unto u-us, that we may h-heaw +it, and (^-^*)/ d-do it? 30:14 But t-the wowd is vewy nyigh u-unto thee, in thy +mouth, and in thy heawt, that t-thou mayest (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +30:15 See, I have s-set befowe thee this day wife and g-good, and death +and eviw; 30:16 In that I command thee this day to wove t-the WOWD thy +G-God, to wawk in his ways, and to keep his c-commandments and his +s-statutes and his judgments, that t-thou mayest wive and muwtipwy: and +t-the WOWD thy God shaww bwess thee in t-the wand whithew t-thou goest to +possess it. + +30:17 But if thinye heawt tuwn away, so that t-thou wiwt nyot h-heaw, but +shawt be dwawn away, and w-wowship othew gods, and sewve t-them; 30:18 I +denyounce u-unto you this day, that ye shaww suwewy pewish, and that ye +shaww nyot pwowong youw days upon t-the wand, whithew t-thou passest o-ovew +(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to go to possess it. + +3-30:19 I caww heaven and eawth to wecowd this day against y-you, that I +have s-set befowe you wife and d-death, bwessing and c-cuwsing: thewefowe +choose w-wife, that both t-thou and thy seed may w-wive: 30:20 That t-thou +mayest wove t-the WOWD thy G-God, and that t-thou mayest obey his voice, and +that t-thou mayest cweave u-unto him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is thy w-wife, and t-the wength +of thy ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: that t-thou mayest dweww in t-the wand which t-the WOWD swawe +u-unto thy fathews, to A-Abwaham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to g-give them. + +31:1 And Moses went and spake these w-wowds u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. + +3-31:2 And he said u-unto t-them, I am an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd this +>_> d-day; I c-can nyo mowe go out and come in: awso t-the WOWD hath said u-unto +me, T-Thou shawt nyot go o-ovew this Jowdan. + +31:3 The WOWD thy G-God, he wiww go o-ovew befowe thee, and he wiww +d-destwoy these nyations fwom befowe thee, and t-thou shawt possess (=`ω´=) t-them: +and Joshua, he shaww go o-ovew befowe thee, as t-the WOWD hath said. + +3-31:4 And t-the WOWD shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them as he did to (❤ω❤) S-Sihon and to O-Og, +kings of t-the A-Amowites, and u-unto t-the wand of t-them, whom he destwoyed. + +31:5 And t-the WOWD shaww g-give t-them up befowe youw face, that ye may (^-^*)/ d-do +u-unto t-them a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments which I have commanded +you. + +31:6 (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and of a g-good c-couwage, f-feaw nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be afwaid of (=`ω´=) t-them: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy G-God, he it is that doth go with thee; he wiww nyot +faiw thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake thee. + +31:7 And Moses cawwed u-unto Joshua, and said u-unto him in t-the sight of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and of a g-good couwage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must go with +this peopwe u-unto t-the wand which t-the WOWD hath swown u-unto theiw f-fathews +to g-give t-them; and t-thou shawt c-cause t-them to i-inhewit it. + +31:8 And t-the WOWD, he it is that doth go befowe thee; he wiww be with +thee, he wiww nyot faiw thee, nyeithew fowsake t-thee: f-feaw nyot, nyeithew +be dismayed. + +31:9 And Moses wwote this w-waw, and dewivewed it u-unto t-the pwiests t-the +sons of Wevi, which bawe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and u-unto +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew. + +31:10 And Moses commanded t-them, s-saying, {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the end of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy seven +yeaws, in t-the s-sowemnyity of t-the yeaw of wewease, in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of +tabewnyacwes, 31:11 When (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew is come to appeaw befowe t-the WOWD +thy God in t-the pwace which he shaww choose, t-thou shawt wead this (☆▽☆) w-waw +befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew in theiw heawing. + +31:12 Gathew t-the peopwe togethew, men and (*°▽°*) w-women, and c-chiwdwen, and thy +stwangew that is within thy gates, that they may h-heaw, and that they +may weawn, and f-feaw t-the WOWD youw G-God, and o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds +of this waw: (^ω~) 3-31:13 And that theiw c-chiwdwen, which have nyot knyown any +thing, may h-heaw, and weawn to f-feaw t-the WOWD youw G-God, as wong as ye +wive in t-the wand whithew ye go o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to possess it. + +31:14 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Behowd, thy days appwoach that +t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must die: caww Joshua, and pwesent youwsewves in t-the tabewnyacwe +of t-the congwegation, that I may g-give him a chawge. And Moses and +Joshua went, and pwesented themsewves in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation. + +31:15 And t-the WOWD appeawed in t-the tabewnyacwe in a piwwaw of a cwoud: +and t-the piwwaw of t-the cwoud s-stood o-ovew t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe. + +31:16 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Behowd, t-thou shawt (o´∀`o) s-sweep with thy +fathews; and this peopwe wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise up, and go a whowing aftew t-the gods +of t-the stwangews of t-the wand, whithew they go to be among t-them, and +wiww fowsake me, and bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant which I have m-made with them. + +31:17 T-Then o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my angew shaww be kindwed against t-them in that day, and I +wiww fowsake t-them, and I wiww hide o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom t-them, and they shaww +be devouwed, and many eviws and twoubwes shaww b-befaww t-them; so that +they wiww say in that day, Awe nyot these eviws come upon u-us, because +ouw God is nyot among us? 31:18 And I wiww suwewy hide o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face in that +day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviws which they shaww have w-wwought, in that they awe +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto othew gods. + +3-31:19 Nyow thewefowe wwite ye this song (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and t-teach it t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew: put it in theiw m-mouths, that this song may be a +witnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me against t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +31:20 Fow when I shaww have b-bwought t-them into t-the wand which I swawe +u-unto theiw fathews, that fwoweth with miwk and honyey; and they shaww +have eaten and fiwwed themsewves, and waxen fat; t-then wiww they tuwn +u-unto othew gods, and sewve t-them, and pwovoke me, and bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +covenyant. + +3-31:21 And it shaww come to pass, when many eviws and twoubwes awe +^w^ b-befawwen t-them, that this song shaww t-testify against t-them as a w-witnyess; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww nyot be fowgotten out of t-the mouths of theiw seed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +knyow theiw imaginyation which they go a-about, even n-nyow, befowe I have +b-bwought t-them into t-the wand which I swawe. + +3-31:22 Moses thewefowe wwote this song t-the same day, and taught it t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +31:23 And he gave Joshua t-the son of N-Nyun a c-chawge, and said, (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong +and of a g-good couwage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt bwing t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +into t-the wand which I swawe u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww be with thee. + +31:24 And it came to pass, when Moses h-had m-made an end of w-wwiting t-the +w-wowds of this (☆▽☆) w-waw in a b-book, untiw they wewe finyished, 3-31:25 That +Moses commanded t-the W-Wevites, which bawe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the +WOWD, s-saying, 3-31:26 Take this book of t-the w-waw, and put it in t-the side +of t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD youw G-God, that it may be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess against thee. + +31:27 Fow I knyow thy (--_--) w-webewwion, and thy stiff n-nyeck: b-behowd, whiwe I am +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a-awive with you this day, ye have b-been webewwious against t-the WOWD; +and how m-much mowe aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-death? 31:28 Gathew u-unto m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews +of youw t-twibes, and youw officews, that I may speak these w-wowds in +theiw eaws, and caww heaven and eawth to wecowd against them. + +31:29 Fow I knyow that aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my death ye wiww u-uttewwy cowwupt +youwsewves, and tuwn aside fwom t-the w-way which I have commanded you; +and eviw wiww b-befaww you in t-the wattew days; because ye wiww (^-^*)/ d-do eviw +in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, to pwovoke him to angew thwough t-the wowk of +youw hands. + +3-31:30 And Moses spake in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew +t-the w-wowds of this song, untiw they wewe ended. + +32:1 Give eaw, O-O ye (^ω~) h-heavens, and I wiww s-speak; and h-heaw, O-O eawth, t-the +w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +32:2 My doctwinye shaww dwop as t-the wain, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech shaww distiw as t-the +d-dew, as t-the smaww wain upon t-the tendew hewb, and as t-the showews upon +t-the gwass: 3-32:3 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I wiww pubwish t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: ascwibe +ye gweatnyess u-unto ouw God. + +3-32:4 He is t-the W-Wock, his wowk is pewfect: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways awe +judgment: a God of twuth and without inyiquity, just and wight is he. + +3-32:5 They have c-cowwupted themsewves, theiw spot is nyot t-the spot of his +chiwdwen: they awe a pewvewse and cwooked genyewation. + +32:6 Do ye thus wequite t-the WOWD, O-O foowish peopwe and unwise? is nyot +he thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew that hath bought thee? hath he nyot m-made thee, and +estabwished thee? (≧◡≦) 3-32:7 Wemembew t-the days of o-owd, considew t-the yeaws +of many genyewations: ask thy fathew, and he wiww s-shew thee; thy +ewdews, and they wiww teww thee. + +3-32:8 When t-the Most High d-divided to t-the nyations theiw inhewitance, when +he sepawated t-the sons of Adam, he s-set t-the bounds of t-the peopwe +a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +32:9 Fow t-the WOWD's powtion is his peopwe; J-Jacob is t-the wot of his +inhewitance. + +32:10 He f-found him in a desewt wand, and in t-the waste h-howwing +wiwdewnyess; he w-wed him a-about, he instwucted him, he kept him as t-the +appwe of his eye. + +32:11 As an eagwe s-stiwweth up hew nyest, fwutteweth o-ovew hew (O.O) y-young, +spweadeth a-abwoad hew w-wings, taketh t-them, beaweth t-them on hew ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wings: +32:12 S-So t-the WOWD awonye did wead him, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo s-stwange (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god +with h-him. + +32:13 He m-made him wide on t-the high pwaces of t-the eawth, that he m-might +e-eat t-the incwease of t-the fiewds; and he m-made him to suck honyey out of +t-the wock, and oiw out of t-the fwinty wock; (＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 B-Buttew of kinye, and +miwk of sheep, with fat of wambs, and wams of t-the b-bweed of B-Bashan, and +goats, with t-the fat of kidnyeys of wheat; and t-thou didst dwink t-the puwe +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the gwape. + +32:15 But Jeshuwun (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed fat, and k-kicked: t-thou awt waxen fat, t-thou awt +g-gwown thick, t-thou awt covewed with fatnyess; t-then he fowsook God which +m-made him, and wightwy esteemed t-the Wock of his s-sawvation. + +3-32:16 They p-pwovoked him to jeawousy with s-stwange gods, with +abominyations p-pwovoked they him to angew. + +3-32:17 They sacwificed u-unto ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, nyot to God; to gods whom they knyew +nyot, to nyew gods that came nyewwy up, whom youw f-fathews feawed n-nyot. + +3-32:18 O-Of t-the Wock that begat thee t-thou awt unmindfuw, and hast +fowgotten God that |･ω･) f-fowmed thee. + +32:19 And when t-the WOWD saw it, he a-abhowwed t-them, because of t-the +pwovoking of his ^-^ s-sons, and of his daughtews. + +3-32:20 And he said, I wiww hide o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom t-them, I wiww s-see what +theiw end shaww be: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe a vewy fwowawd g-genyewation, chiwdwen +in whom is nyo faith. + +3-32:21 They have moved m-me to jeawousy with that which is nyot God; they +have p-pwovoked m-me to angew with theiw (o_O) v-vanyities: and I wiww move t-them to +jeawousy with those which awe nyot a peopwe; I wiww pwovoke t-them to +angew with a foowish n-nyation. + +32:22 Fow a fiwe is kindwed in minye angew, and shaww buwn u-unto t-the +w-wowest heww, and shaww consume t-the eawth with hew incwease, and s-set on +fiwe t-the foundations of t-the mountains. + +32:23 I wiww heap mischiefs upon t-them; I wiww s-spend minye awwows upon +them. + +3-32:24 They shaww be buwnt with h-hungew, and devouwed with b-buwnying h-heat, +and with bittew destwuction: I wiww awso send t-the t-teeth of b-beasts upon +t-them, with t-the poison of sewpents of t-the dust. + +3-32:25 The s-swowd without, and tewwow within, shaww d-destwoy both t-the +young man and t-the viwgin, t-the suckwing awso with t-the man of gway +haiws. + +32:26 I said, I w-wouwd scattew t-them into cownyews, I w-wouwd make t-the +w-wemembwance of t-them to cease fwom among m-men: 32:27 W-Wewe it nyot that I +feawed t-the wwath of t-the enyemy, west theiw advewsawies shouwd behave +themsewves s-stwangewy, and west they shouwd say, O-Ouw hand is high, and +t-the WOWD hath nyot donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this. + +32:28 Fow they awe a nyation void of counsew, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any +undewstanding in them. + +32:29 O-O that they wewe w-wise, that they undewstood this, that they +w-wouwd considew theiw wattew e-end! 32:30 How shouwd onye c-chase a +thousand, and two put t-ten t-thousand to fwight, except theiw Wock h-had +sowd t-them, and t-the WOWD h-had s-shut t-them u-up? 3-32:31 Fow theiw w-wock is nyot +as ouw W-Wock, even ouw enyemies themsewves being judges. + +32:32 Fow theiw vinye is of t-the vinye of Sodom, and of t-the fiewds of +Gomowwah: theiw gwapes awe gwapes of (╯✧▽✧)╯ g-gaww, theiw cwustews awe bittew: +32:33 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw winye is t-the poison of dwagons, and t-the cwuew venyom of +a-asps. + +32:34 Is nyot this w-waid up in stowe with me, and seawed up among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +tweasuwes? 32:35 To m-me bewongeth vengeance and w-wecompence; theiw foot +shaww swide in d-due time: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of theiw cawamity is a-at hand, and +t-the things that shaww come upon t-them make haste. + +32:36 Fow t-the WOWD shaww j-judge his p-peopwe, and w-wepent himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +sewvants, when he seeth that theiw p-powew is gonye, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye +s-shut up, ow weft. + +32:37 And he shaww say, Whewe awe theiw gods, theiw w-wock in whom they +t-twusted, 3-32:38 W-Which did e-eat t-the fat of theiw sacwifices, and d-dwank +t-the winye of theiw dwink offewings? wet t-them (☆ω☆) w-wise up and hewp y-you, and +be youw p-pwotection. + +32:39 See nyow that I, even I, am he, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god with me: I +k-kiww, and I make awive; I wound, and I heaw: nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any that +c-can d-dewivew out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3-32:40 Fow I wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand to heaven, and say, I wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +32:41 If I (=^･ω･^=) *hugs tightly* w-whet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*・ω・)ﾉ g-gwittewing swowd, and minye hand o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd on +judgment; I wiww w-wendew vengeance to minye >_> e-enyemies, and wiww wewawd +t-them that hate me. + +32:42 I wiww make minye awwows dwunk with bwood, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd shaww +devouw fwesh; and that with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the s-swain and of t-the +captives, fwom t-the beginnying of w-wevenges upon t-the enyemy. + +32:43 Wejoice, O-O ye n-nyations, with his peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww avenge t-the +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of his sewvants, and wiww w-wendew vengeance to his advewsawies, +and wiww be m-mewcifuw u-unto his wand, and to his peopwe. + +32:44 And Moses came and spake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this song in t-the eaws +of t-the p-peopwe, he, and Hoshea t-the son of Nyun. + +32:45 And Moses m-made an end of speaking (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: +3-32:46 And he said u-unto t-them, Set youw (x_x)V h-heawts u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds which +I t-testify among you this day, which ye shaww command youw chiwdwen to +o-obsewve to do, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this waw. + +32:47 Fow it is nyot a vain t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; because it is youw wife: and +thwough this t-thing ye shaww pwowong youw days in t-the wand, whithew ye +go o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to possess it. + +32:48 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses that sewfsame day, s-saying, 32:49 +Get thee up into this mountain Abawim, u-unto mount Nyebo, which is in +t-the wand of M-Moab, that is o-ovew against Jewicho; and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the wand of +C-Canyaan, which I g-give u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a possession: +32:50 And die in t-the mount whithew t-thou goest up, and be gathewed u-unto +thy peopwe; as Aawon thy b-bwothew died in mount How, and w-was gathewed +u-unto his peopwe: 3-32:51 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye twespassed against m-me among t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew a-at t-the watews of MewibahKadesh, in t-the wiwdewnyess +of Z-Zin; because ye sanctified m-me nyot in t-the m-midst of t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew. + +32:52 Y-Yet t-thou shawt s-see t-the wand befowe thee; but t-thou shawt nyot go +thithew u-unto t-the wand which I g-give t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +3-33:1 And this is t-the b-bwessing, whewewith Moses t-the man of God bwessed +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew befowe his death. + +33:2 And he said, The WOWD came fwom S-Sinyai, and w-wose up fwom Seiw u-unto +t-them; he shinyed fowth fwom mount Pawan, and he came with t-ten thousands +of s-saints: fwom his wight hand went a fiewy (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +33:3 Yea, he woved t-the peopwe; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his saints awe in thy hand: and +they sat down a-at thy feet; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww weceive of thy wowds. + +33:4 Moses commanded us a w-waw, even t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the +c-congwegation of Jacob. + +3-33:5 And he w-was king in Jeshuwun, when t-the heads of t-the peopwe and t-the +twibes of Iswaew wewe gathewed togethew. + +33:6 Wet (*´▽`*) W-Weuben wive, and nyot die; and wet nyot his men be few. + +33:7 And this is t-the bwessing of Judah: and he said, Heaw, WOWD, t-the +voice of Judah, and bwing him u-unto his peopwe: wet his h-hands be +sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; and be t-thou an hewp to him fwom his enyemies. + +3-33:8 And of Wevi he said, Wet thy Thummim and thy Uwim be with thy +h-howy o-onye, whom t-thou didst pwove a-at Massah, and with whom t-thou didst +stwive a-at t-the watews of Mewibah; 33:9 Who said u-unto his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and to +his mothew, I have nyot s-seen h-him; nyeithew did he acknyowwedge his +bwethwen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow knyew his own chiwdwen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have obsewved thy wowd, +and kept thy covenyant. + +33:10 They shaww t-teach J-Jacob thy judgments, and Iswaew thy waw: they +shaww put i-incense befowe thee, and w-whowe buwnt sacwifice upon thinye +(o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +33:11 \(★ω★)/ B-Bwess, WOWD, his substance, and a-accept t-the wowk of his hands; +smite thwough t-the woins of t-them that (☆ω☆) w-wise against him, and of t-them +that hate him, that they (☆ω☆) w-wise nyot again. + +33:12 And of Benjamin he said, The bewoved of t-the WOWD shaww dweww in +safety by h-him; and t-the Wowd shaww covew him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day w-wong, and he +shaww dweww b-between his shouwdews. + +33:13 And of Joseph he said, Bwessed of t-the WOWD be his wand, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things of heaven, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the d-dew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep that coucheth +benyeath, 33:14 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious fwuits b-bwought fowth by t-the sun, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things put fowth by t-the moon, 33:15 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +chief things of t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient mountains, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things of +t-the wasting h-hiwws, 3-33:16 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things of t-the eawth and +fuwnyess t-theweof, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the g-good wiww of him that d-dwewt in t-the bush: +wet t-the bwessing come upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Joseph, and upon t-the top of t-the +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of him that w-was sepawated fwom his bwethwen. + +33:17 His gwowy is w-wike t-the fiwstwing of his buwwock, and his howns +awe w-wike t-the howns of u-unyicowns: with t-them he shaww push t-the peopwe +togethew to t-the ends of t-the eawth: and they awe t-the t-ten thousands of +Ephwaim, and they awe t-the thousands of M-Manyasseh. + +33:18 And of Zebuwun he said, Wejoice, Zebuwun, in thy g-going out; and, +I-Issachaw, in thy tents. + +33:19 They shaww caww t-the peopwe u-unto t-the mountain; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they shaww +offew s-sacwifices of wighteousnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww suck of t-the +a-abundance of t-the seas, and of tweasuwes hid in t-the sand. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 And of Gad he said, Bwessed be he that enwawgeth Gad: he +d-dwewweth as a wion, and teaweth t-the a-awm with t-the cwown of t-the head. + +33:21 And he pwovided t-the fiwst pawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, because thewe, in a +powtion of t-the wawgivew, w-was he seated; and he came with t-the heads of +t-the p-peopwe, he executed t-the justice of t-the WOWD, and his judgments +with Iswaew. + +3-33:22 And of Dan he said, Dan is a wion's whewp: he shaww weap fwom +B-Bashan. + +33:23 And of Nyaphtawi he said, O-O Nyaphtawi, satisfied with favouw, and +f-fuww with t-the bwessing of t-the WOWD: possess t-thou t-the west and t-the +south. + +33:24 And of Ashew he said, Wet Ashew be bwessed with chiwdwen; wet +him be acceptabwe to his bwethwen, and wet him dip his foot in oiw. + +33:25 Thy shoes shaww be (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and bwass; and as thy days, so shaww thy +stwength be. + +33:26 Thewe is nyonye w-wike u-unto t-the God of Jeshuwun, who wideth upon t-the +heaven in thy hewp, and in his excewwency on t-the s-sky. + +33:27 The etewnyaw God is thy wefuge, and undewnyeath awe t-the +evewwasting awms: and he shaww thwust out t-the enyemy fwom befowe thee; +and shaww say, D-Destwoy them. + +33:28 Iswaew t-then shaww dweww in safety a-awonye: t-the fountain of J-Jacob +shaww be upon a wand of cown and winye; awso his h-heavens shaww dwop +down dew. + +33:29 Happy awt thou, O-O Iswaew: who is w-wike u-unto thee, O-O peopwe saved +by t-the WOWD, t-the shiewd of thy hewp, and who is t-the s-swowd of thy +excewwency! and thinye enyemies shaww be f-found wiaws u-unto thee; and t-thou +shawt twead upon theiw high pwaces. + +34:1 And Moses went up fwom t-the pwains of Moab u-unto t-the mountain of +Nyebo, to t-the top of Pisgah, that is o-ovew against Jewicho. And t-the WOWD +shewed him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Giwead, u-unto Dan, 34:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Nyaphtawi, +and t-the wand of Ephwaim, and Manyasseh, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Judah, u-unto +t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost sea, 34:3 And t-the south, and t-the pwain of t-the vawwey of +Jewicho, t-the city of (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, u-unto Zoaw. + +(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, This is t-the wand which I swawe u-unto +A-Abwaham, u-unto Isaac, and u-unto Jacob, s-saying, I wiww g-give it u-unto thy +seed: I have caused thee to s-see it with thinye eyes, but t-thou shawt nyot +go o-ovew thithew. + +34:5 S-So Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD died (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the wand of M-Moab, +a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +34:6 And he buwied him in a vawwey in t-the wand of M-Moab, o-ovew against +(´ ω `♡) B-Bethpeow: but nyo man k-knyoweth of his sepuwchwe u-unto this d-day. + +34:7 And Moses w-was an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: his +eye w-was nyot dim, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his n-nyatuwaw fowce abated. + +3-34:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses in t-the pwains of Moab +thiwty ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: so t-the days of weeping and mouwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses wewe ended. + +34:9 And Joshua t-the son of N-Nyun w-was f-fuww of t-the spiwit of wisdom; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Moses h-had w-waid his h-hands upon him: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +heawkenyed u-unto him, and did as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +34:10 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose nyot a pwophet since in Iswaew w-wike u-unto Moses, +whom t-the WOWD knyew f-face to face, 34:11 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the signs and t-the +wondews, which t-the WOWD sent him to (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the wand of Egypt to +Phawaoh, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wand, 34:12 And in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that mighty hand, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gweat tewwow which Moses shewed +in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. + + + + +The Book of Joshua + + +1:1 Nyow aftew t-the death of Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD it came to +pass, that t-the WOWD spake u-unto Joshua t-the son of Nyun, Moses' minyistew, +s-saying, 1:2 Moses o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant is dead; nyow thewefowe a-awise, go o-ovew +this Jowdan, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this p-peopwe, u-unto t-the wand which I (^-^*)/ d-do g-give +to t-them, even to t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +1:3 Evewy pwace that t-the sowe of youw foot shaww twead u-upon, that have +I given u-unto y-you, as I said u-unto M-Moses. + +1:4 Fwom t-the wiwdewnyess and this Webanyon even u-unto t-the gweat wivew, +t-the wivew Euphwates, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of t-the Hittites, and u-unto t-the gweat +sea towawd t-the g-going down of t-the sun, shaww be youw coast. + +1:5 Thewe shaww nyot any man be abwe to stand befowe thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days +of thy wife: as I w-was with Moses, so I wiww be with t-thee: I wiww nyot +faiw thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake thee. + +1-1:6 (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and of a g-good couwage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto this peopwe shawt t-thou +divide (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance t-the wand, which I swawe u-unto theiw f-fathews +to g-give them. + +1:7 Onwy be t-thou stwong and vewy couwageous, that t-thou mayest o-obsewve +to (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-waw, which Moses o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant commanded t-thee: +tuwn nyot fwom it to t-the wight hand ow to t-the weft, that t-thou mayest +p-pwospew withewsoevew t-thou goest. + +1:8 This book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww nyot depawt out of thy mouth; but t-thou +shawt meditate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein day and nyight, that t-thou mayest o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is wwitten thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then t-thou shawt make thy +w-way pwospewous, and t-then t-thou shawt have g-good success. + +1-1:9 H-Have nyot I commanded thee? (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and of a g-good couwage; be nyot +afwaid, nyeithew be t-thou (つ✧ω✧)つ d-dismayed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy God is with thee +whithewsoevew t-thou goest. + +1:10 T-Then Joshua commanded t-the officews of t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, 1:11 +Pass thwough t-the host, and command t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Pwepawe you +victuaws; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow within thwee days ye shaww pass o-ovew this Jowdan, to go +in to possess t-the wand, which t-the WOWD youw God giveth you to possess +it. + +1:12 And to t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and to t-the G-Gadites, and to hawf t-the twibe +of Manyasseh, spake Joshua, s-saying, 1:13 Wemembew t-the wowd which Moses +t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD commanded y-you, s-saying, The WOWD youw God hath +given you west, and hath given you this wand. + +1:14 Youw wives, youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and youw cattwe, shaww wemain in +t-the wand which Moses gave you on this side Jowdan; but ye shaww pass +befowe youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awmed, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty men of vawouw, and hewp +t-them; 1:15 Untiw t-the WOWD have given youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen west, as he hath +given y-you, and they awso have p-possessed t-the wand which t-the WOWD youw +God giveth (=`ω´=) t-them: t-then ye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the wand of youw +possession, and enjoy it, which Moses t-the WOWD's sewvant gave you on +this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan towawd t-the sunwising. + +1:16 And they answewed Joshua, s-saying, Aww that t-thou commandest us we +wiww do, and whithewsoevew t-thou s-sendest u-us, we wiww go. + +1:17 Accowding as we heawkenyed u-unto Moses in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, so wiww we +heawken u-unto t-thee: onwy t-the WOWD thy God be with thee, as he w-was with +M-Moses. + +1:18 Whosoevew he be that doth webew against thy c-commandment, and wiww +nyot heawken u-unto thy w-wowds in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou commandest him, he shaww +be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: onwy be stwong and of a g-good couwage. + +2:1 And Joshua t-the son of N-Nyun sent out of Shittim two men to spy +s-secwetwy, s-saying, Go view t-the wand, even Jewicho. And they went, and +came into an hawwot's h-house, nyamed W-Wahab, and wodged thewe. + +2:2 And it w-was towd t-the king of Jewicho, s-saying, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came +men in hithew to nyight of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew to s-seawch out t-the +countwy. + +2-2:3 And t-the king of Jewicho sent u-unto W-Wahab, s-saying, Bwing fowth t-the +men that awe come to thee, which awe entewed into thinye house: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they be come to s-seawch out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the countwy. + +2:4 And t-the woman took t-the two men, and hid t-them, and said t-thus, Thewe +came men u-unto me, but I w-wist nyot whence they wewe: 2-2:5 And it came to +pass about t-the time of s-shutting of t-the gate, when it w-was dawk, that +t-the men went out: whithew t-the men went I wot nyot: puwsue aftew t-them +quickwy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake them. + +2:6 But she h-had b-bwought t-them up to t-the woof of t-the h-house, and hid t-them +with t-the stawks of fwax, which she h-had w-waid in owdew upon t-the woof. + +2-2:7 And t-the men puwsued aftew t-them t-the w-way to (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan u-unto t-the fowds: +and as soon as they which puwsued aftew t-them wewe gonye (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they s-shut +t-the gate. + +2:8 And befowe they wewe w-waid down, she came up u-unto t-them upon t-the +woof; 2-2:9 And she said u-unto t-the men, I knyow that t-the WOWD hath given +you t-the wand, and that youw tewwow is f-fawwen upon u-us, and that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the wand f-faint because of you. + +2:10 Fow we have heawd how t-the WOWD dwied up t-the w-watew of t-the Wed sea +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, when ye came out of Egypt; and what ye did u-unto t-the two kings +of t-the A-Amowites, that wewe on t-the othew side Jowdan, (❤ω❤) S-Sihon and O-Og, +whom ye u-uttewwy destwoyed. + +2-2:11 And as soon as we h-had heawd these things, ouw (x_x)V h-heawts did mewt, +nyeithew did (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemain any mowe couwage in any ^.^ m-man, because of you: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw G-God, he is God in heaven above, and in eawth +benyeath. + +2:12 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway y-you, sweaw u-unto m-me by t-the WOWD, since I +have shewed you k-kindnyess, that ye wiww awso s-shew k-kindnyess u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fathew's h-house, and g-give m-me a twue token: (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And that ye wiww s-save +a-awive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistews, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have, and d-dewivew ouw wives fwom death. + +2:14 And t-the men answewed hew, O-Ouw wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youws, if ye uttew nyot +this ouw businyess. And it shaww be, when t-the WOWD hath given us t-the +wand, that we wiww d-deaw kindwy and t-twuwy with thee. + +2:15 T-Then she wet t-them down by a cowd thwough t-the w-window: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew +house w-was upon t-the t-town waww, and she d-dwewt upon t-the waww. + +2:16 And she said u-unto t-them, Get you to t-the mountain, west t-the +puwsuews meet you; and hide youwsewves (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee days, untiw t-the +puwsuews be wetuwnyed: and aftewwawd may ye go youw way. + +2:17 And t-the men said u-unto hew, We wiww be bwamewess of this thinye +o-oath which t-thou hast m-made us sweaw. + +2:18 Behowd, when we come into t-the wand, t-thou shawt bind this winye of +scawwet thwead in t-the window which t-thou didst wet us down by: and t-thou +shawt bwing thy fathew, and thy mothew, and thy bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +fathew's h-househowd, home u-unto thee. + +2:19 And it shaww be, that w-whosoevew shaww go out of t-the doows of thy +house into t-the stweet, his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon his head, and we wiww +be g-guiwtwess: and w-whosoevew shaww be with thee in t-the h-house, his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +shaww be on ouw head, if any hand be upon h-him. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And if t-thou uttew this ouw businyess, t-then we wiww be quit of +thinye o-oath which t-thou hast m-made us to sweaw. + +2:21 And she said, Accowding u-unto youw wowds, so be it. And she sent +t-them away, and they d-depawted: and she b-bound t-the scawwet winye in t-the +w-window. + +2:22 And they went, and came u-unto t-the mountain, and abode (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee +days, untiw t-the puwsuews wewe wetuwnyed: and t-the puwsuews sought t-them +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the way, but f-found t-them n-nyot. + +2:23 S-So t-the two men wetuwnyed, and descended fwom t-the mountain, and +passed ovew, and came to Joshua t-the son of Nyun, and towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things that befeww (=`ω´=) t-them: 2:24 And they said u-unto Joshua, Twuwy t-the +WOWD hath dewivewed into ouw h-hands (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the c-countwy (^-^*)/ d-do f-faint because of us. + +3-3:1 And Joshua w-wose eawwy in t-the m-mownying; and they w-wemoved fwom +S-Shittim, and came to Jowdan, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and +wodged (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe they passed ovew. + +3:2 And it came to pass aftew thwee days, that t-the officews went +thwough t-the host; 3-3:3 And they commanded t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, When ye +s-see t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD youw G-God, and t-the pwiests t-the +Wevites beawing it, t-then ye shaww w-wemove fwom youw pwace, and go aftew +it. + +3:4 Y-Yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a space b-between you and it, about two t-thousand +cubits by measuwe: come nyot (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto it, that ye may knyow t-the w-way by +which ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must go: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have nyot passed this w-way hewetofowe. + +3:5 And Joshua said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Sanctify youwsewves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to +mowwow t-the WOWD wiww (^-^*)/ d-do w-wondews among you. + +3-3:6 And Joshua spake u-unto t-the p-pwiests, s-saying, Take up t-the awk of t-the +c-covenyant, and pass o-ovew befowe t-the peopwe. And they took up t-the awk of +t-the c-covenyant, and went befowe t-the peopwe. + +3:7 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, This day wiww I b-begin to magnyify +thee in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, that they may knyow that, as I w-was +with Moses, so I wiww be with thee. + +3:8 And t-thou shawt command t-the pwiests that beaw t-the awk of t-the +c-covenyant, s-saying, When ye awe come to t-the bwink of t-the w-watew of +Jowdan, ye shaww stand stiww in Jowdan. + +3-3:9 And Joshua said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Come hithew, and h-heaw +t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD youw God. + +3:10 And Joshua said, H-Heweby ye shaww knyow that t-the wiving God is +among y-you, and that he wiww without faiw dwive out fwom befowe you t-the +Canyaanyites, and t-the Hittites, and t-the Hivites, and t-the Pewizzites, and +t-the Giwgashites, and t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Jebusites. + +3:11 Behowd, t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth +passeth o-ovew befowe you into Jowdan. + +3:12 Nyow thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take you twewve men out of t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, +out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe a m-man. + +3:13 And it shaww come to pass, as soon as t-the sowes of t-the feet of +t-the pwiests that beaw t-the awk of t-the WOWD, t-the WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, +shaww w-west in t-the watews of Jowdan, that t-the watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan shaww be +cut off fwom t-the watews that come down fwom ＼(≧▽≦)／ *teleports behind you* a-above; and they shaww +stand upon an heap. + +3:14 And it came to pass, when t-the peopwe w-wemoved fwom theiw tents, to +pass o-ovew Jowdan, and t-the pwiests beawing t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant +befowe t-the peopwe; 3:15 And as they that bawe t-the awk wewe come u-unto +Jowdan, and t-the feet of t-the pwiests that bawe t-the awk wewe dipped in +t-the bwim of t-the watew, (fow (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan ovewfwoweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his banks (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +time of hawvest,) 3:16 That t-the watews which came down fwom a-above +s-stood and w-wose up upon an heap vewy faw fwom t-the city Adam, that is +beside Zawetan: and those that came down towawd t-the sea of t-the pwain, +even t-the sawt sea, faiwed, and wewe cut off: and t-the peopwe passed +o-ovew wight against Jewicho. + +3:17 And t-the pwiests that bawe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD +s-stood fiwm on dwy (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound in t-the m-midst of Jowdan, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +Iswaewites passed o-ovew on dwy g-gwound, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe passed +cwean o-ovew Jowdan. + +4:1 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe cwean passed o-ovew +Jowdan, that t-the WOWD spake u-unto Joshua, s-saying, 4-4:2 Take you twewve +men out of t-the p-peopwe, out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe a ^.^ m-man, 4:3 And command ye +t-them, s-saying, Take you hence out of t-the m-midst of Jowdan, out of t-the +pwace whewe t-the pwiests' feet s-stood fiwm, twewve stonyes, and ye shaww +cawwy t-them o-ovew with y-you, and weave t-them in t-the wodging pwace, whewe +ye shaww wodge this nyight. + +4-4:4 T-Then Joshua cawwed t-the twewve men, whom he h-had pwepawed of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe a man: 4-4:5 And Joshua said u-unto +t-them, Pass o-ovew befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD youw God into t-the m-midst of +Jowdan, and o(>ω<)o t-take you up {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man of you a stonye upon his (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, +a-accowding u-unto t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the twibes of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 4:6 +That this may be a (*´▽`*) s-sign among y-you, that when youw chiwdwen ask theiw +f-fathews in time to come, s-saying, What mean ye by these stonyes? 4:7 +T-Then ye shaww answew t-them, That t-the watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan wewe cut off +befowe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD; when it passed o-ovew +Jowdan, t-the watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan wewe cut off: and these s-stonyes shaww be +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +4-4:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did so as Joshua commanded, and took up +twewve s-stonyes out of t-the m-midst of Jowdan, as t-the WOWD spake u-unto +Joshua, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the twibes of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, and cawwied t-them o-ovew with t-them u-unto t-the pwace whewe they +wodged, and w-waid t-them down thewe. + +4:9 And Joshua s-set up twewve s-stonyes in t-the m-midst of Jowdan, in t-the +pwace whewe t-the feet of t-the pwiests which bawe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant +stood: and they awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto this d-day. + +4:10 Fow t-the pwiests which bawe t-the awk s-stood in t-the m-midst of Jowdan, +untiw evewything w-was finyished that t-the WOWD commanded Joshua to speak +u-unto t-the p-peopwe, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Moses commanded Joshua: and t-the +peopwe hasted and passed ovew. + +4:11 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe cwean passed ovew, +that t-the awk of t-the WOWD passed ovew, and t-the p-pwiests, in t-the pwesence +of t-the peopwe. + +4:12 And t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and t-the chiwdwen of Gad, and hawf t-the +twibe of Manyasseh, passed o-ovew awmed befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, as +Moses spake u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 4:13 About f-fowty t-thousand pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw +passed o-ovew befowe t-the WOWD u-unto battwe, to t-the pwains of Jewicho. + +4:14 On that day t-the WOWD m-magnyified Joshua in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew; +and they feawed him, as they feawed Moses, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife. + +4:15 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Joshua, s-saying, 4:16 Command t-the pwiests +that beaw t-the awk of t-the testimony, that they come up out of Jowdan. + +4:17 Joshua thewefowe commanded t-the p-pwiests, s-saying, Come ye up out of +Jowdan. + +4-4:18 And it came to pass, when t-the pwiests that bawe t-the awk of t-the +c-covenyant of t-the WOWD wewe come up out of t-the m-midst of Jowdan, and t-the +sowes of t-the pwiests' feet wewe w-wifted up u-unto t-the dwy wand, that t-the +watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan wetuwnyed u-unto theiw pwace, and fwowed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +banks, as they did b-befowe. + +4:19 And t-the peopwe came up out of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan on t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the +fiwst m-month, and encamped in G-Giwgaw, in t-the east bowdew of Jewicho. + +4:20 And those twewve stonyes, which they took out of Jowdan, did +Joshua p-pitch in Giwgaw. + +4:21 And he spake u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, When youw +chiwdwen shaww ask theiw f-fathews in time to come, s-saying, What mean +these stonyes? 4:22 T-Then ye shaww wet youw chiwdwen knyow, s-saying, +Iswaew came o-ovew this (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan on dwy wand. + +4:23 Fow t-the WOWD youw God dwied up t-the watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan fwom befowe +y-you, untiw ye wewe passed ovew, as t-the WOWD youw God did to t-the Wed +sea, which he dwied up fwom befowe u-us, untiw we wewe gonye ovew: 4:24 +That (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the eawth m-might knyow t-the hand of t-the WOWD, that +it is mighty: that ye m-might f-feaw t-the WOWD youw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +5:1 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the A-Amowites, which +wewe on t-the side of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan westwawd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the +Canyaanyites, which wewe by t-the sea, heawd that t-the WOWD h-had dwied up +t-the watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan fwom befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, untiw we wewe +passed ovew, that theiw heawt mewted, nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe spiwit in t-them +any m-mowe, because of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +5-5:2 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, Make thee shawp k-knyives, +and ciwcumcise again t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew t-the second ^w^ t-time. + +5:3 And Joshua m-made him shawp k-knyives, and ciwcumcised t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew a-at t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of t-the foweskins. + +5:4 And this is t-the c-cause why Joshua did ciwcumcise: Aww t-the peopwe +that came out of Egypt, that wewe mawes, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw, died +in t-the wiwdewnyess by t-the way, aftew they came out of Egypt. + +5:5 Nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that came out wewe ciwcumcised: but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe that wewe bown in t-the wiwdewnyess by t-the w-way as they came fowth +out of Egypt, t-them they h-had nyot c-ciwcumcised. + +5:6 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wawked f-fowty yeaws in t-the wiwdewnyess, +tiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe men of waw, which came out of Egypt, +wewe consumed, because they obeyed nyot t-the voice of t-the WOWD: u-unto +whom t-the WOWD swawe that he w-wouwd nyot s-shew t-them t-the wand, which t-the +WOWD swawe u-unto theiw f-fathews that he w-wouwd g-give u-us, a wand that +fwoweth with miwk and honyey. + +5:7 And theiw c-chiwdwen, whom he waised up in theiw ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, t-them Joshua +ciwcumcised: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe unciwcumcised, because they h-had nyot +ciwcumcised t-them by t-the way. + +5:8 And it came to pass, when they h-had donye ciwcumcising (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +p-peopwe, that they abode in theiw pwaces in t-the camp, tiww they wewe +w-whowe. + +5:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, This day have I wowwed away t-the +wepwoach of Egypt fwom off you. Whewefowe t-the nyame of t-the pwace is +cawwed G-Giwgaw u-unto this d-day. + +5:10 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew encamped in G-Giwgaw, and kept t-the +passovew on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the month a-at even in t-the pwains of +Jewicho. + +5:11 And they did e-eat of t-the o-owd cown of t-the wand on t-the mowwow aftew +t-the p-passovew, unweavenyed cakes, and pawched cown in t-the sewfsame d-day. + +5:12 And t-the mannya ceased on t-the mowwow aftew they h-had eaten of t-the +o-owd cown of t-the wand; nyeithew h-had t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew mannya any +mowe; but they did e-eat of t-the fwuit of t-the wand of Canyaan that y-yeaw. + +5-5:13 And it came to pass, when Joshua w-was by Jewicho, that he w-wifted +up his eyes and wooked, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood a man o-ovew against +him with his s-swowd dwawn in his hand: and Joshua went u-unto him, and +said u-unto him, Awt t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw advewsawies? 5:14 And he +said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but as c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the WOWD am I nyow come. And +Joshua feww on his f-face to t-the eawth, and did wowship, and said u-unto +him, What saith o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd u-unto his sewvant? 5:15 And t-the c-captain of t-the +WOWD's \(★ω★)/ h-host said u-unto Joshua, W-Woose thy shoe fwom off thy f-foot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the pwace wheweon t-thou standest is howy. And Joshua did so. + +6-6:1 Nyow Jewicho w-was stwaitwy s-shut up because of t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew: nyonye went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and nyonye came in. + +6:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, See, I have given into thinye hand +Jewicho, and t-the king t-theweof, and t-the mighty men of vawouw. + +6:3 And ye shaww compass t-the city, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye men of waw, and go (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about t-the city once. T-Thus shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do six days. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And seven pwiests shaww beaw befowe t-the awk seven t-twumpets of +w-wams' howns: and t-the seventh day ye shaww compass t-the city seven +times, and t-the pwiests shaww b-bwow with t-the twumpets. + +6:5 And it shaww come to pass, that when they make a wong bwast with +t-the wam's hown, and when ye h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe shaww shout with a gweat shout; and t-the waww of t-the city shaww +faww down fwat, and t-the peopwe shaww ascend up {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man stwaight +befowe h-him. + +6:6 And Joshua t-the son of N-Nyun cawwed t-the p-pwiests, and said u-unto t-them, +Take up t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant, and wet seven pwiests beaw seven +t-twumpets of w-wams' howns befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD. + +6:7 And he said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Pass o-on, and compass t-the city, and +wet him that is awmed pass on befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD. + +6:8 And it came to pass, when Joshua h-had spoken u-unto t-the p-peopwe, that +t-the seven pwiests beawing t-the seven t-twumpets of w-wams' howns passed on +befowe t-the WOWD, and ^w^ b-bwew with t-the t-twumpets: and t-the awk of t-the +c-covenyant of t-the WOWD f-fowwowed them. + +6:9 And t-the awmed men went befowe t-the pwiests that ^w^ b-bwew with t-the +twumpets, and t-the wewewawd came aftew t-the awk, t-the pwiests g-going o-on, +and bwowing with t-the twumpets. + +6:10 And Joshua h-had commanded t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Ye shaww nyot shout, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow make any (＃`Д´) n-nyoise with youw voice, nyeithew shaww any wowd pwoceed out +of youw mouth, untiw t-the day I bid you shout; t-then shaww ye shout. + +6:11 S-So t-the awk of t-the WOWD compassed t-the city, g-going about it once: +and they came into t-the camp, and wodged in t-the camp. + +6:12 And Joshua w-wose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and t-the pwiests took up t-the +awk of t-the WOWD. + +6:13 And seven pwiests beawing seven t-twumpets of w-wams' howns befowe +t-the awk of t-the WOWD went on c-continyuawwy, and ^w^ b-bwew with t-the t-twumpets: +and t-the awmed men went befowe t-them; but t-the wewewawd came aftew t-the +awk of t-the WOWD, t-the pwiests g-going o-on, and bwowing with t-the twumpets. + +6:14 And t-the second day they compassed t-the city once, and wetuwnyed +into t-the camp: so they did six days. + +6:15 And it came to pass on t-the seventh day, that they w-wose eawwy +about t-the d-dawnying of t-the day, and compassed t-the city aftew t-the same +m-mannyew seven times: onwy on that day they compassed t-the city seven +times. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And it came to pass a-at t-the seventh time, when t-the pwiests ^w^ b-bwew +with t-the twumpets, Joshua said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Shout; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +hath given you t-the city. + +6-6:17 And t-the city shaww be accuwsed, even it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe +thewein, to t-the WOWD: onwy Wahab t-the hawwot shaww wive, she and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that awe with hew in t-the h-house, because she hid t-the m-messengews that we +sent. + +6:18 And ye, in any wise keep youwsewves fwom t-the accuwsed thing, west +ye make youwsewves accuwsed, when ye o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the accuwsed thing, and +make t-the camp of Iswaew a cuwse, and twoubwe it. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-siwvew, and gowd, and vessews of bwass and i-iwon, awe +consecwated u-unto t-the WOWD: they shaww come into t-the \(★ω★)/ t-tweasuwy of t-the +WOWD. + +6:20 S-So t-the peopwe shouted when t-the pwiests ^w^ b-bwew with t-the t-twumpets: +and it came to pass, when t-the peopwe heawd t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, +and t-the peopwe shouted with a gweat shout, that t-the waww feww down +fwat, so that t-the peopwe went up into t-the city, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man stwaight +befowe him, and they took t-the city. + +6:21 And they u-uttewwy destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in t-the city, both man and +woman, young and o-owd, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with t-the edge of t-the +swowd. + +6:22 But Joshua h-had said u-unto t-the two men that h-had spied out t-the +countwy, Go into t-the hawwot's h-house, and bwing out (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the woman, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that she h-hath, as ye swawe u-unto hew. + +6:23 And t-the young men that wewe spies went in, and b-bwought out W-Wahab, +and hew fathew, and hew mothew, and hew bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that she +had; and they b-bwought out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew kindwed, and weft t-them without t-the +camp of Iswaew. + +6:24 And they buwnt t-the city with f-fiwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was thewein: onwy +t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and t-the vessews of bwass and of i-iwon, they +put into t-the \(★ω★)/ t-tweasuwy of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +6:25 And Joshua saved Wahab t-the hawwot awive, and hew fathew's +h-househowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that she had; and she d-dwewweth in Iswaew even u-unto +this >_> d-day; because she hid t-the messengews, which Joshua sent to spy out +Jewicho. + +6:26 And Joshua adjuwed t-them a-at that time, s-saying, Cuwsed be t-the man +befowe t-the WOWD, that wiseth up and buiwdeth this city Jewicho: he +shaww way t-the f-foundation theweof in his f-fiwstbown, and in his youngest +son shaww he s-set up t-the gates of it. + +6:27 S-So t-the WOWD w-was with J-Joshua; and his f-fame w-was nyoised (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the countwy. + +7:1 But t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew committed a twespass in t-the accuwsed +thing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Achan, t-the son of Cawmi, t-the son of Zabdi, t-the son of +Zewah, of t-the twibe of Judah, took of t-the accuwsed thing: and t-the +angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +7:2 And Joshua sent men fwom Jewicho to Ai, which is beside Bethaven, +on t-the east of Bethew, and spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, Go up and view t-the +countwy. + +And t-the men went up and viewed Ai. + +7-7:3 And they wetuwnyed to Joshua, and said u-unto him, Wet nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe go up; but wet about two ow thwee t-thousand men go up and smite +A-Ai; and make nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe to wabouw thithew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe but +few. + +7:4 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went up thithew of t-the peopwe about thwee t-thousand m-men: +and they fwed befowe t-the men of Ai. + +7:5 And t-the men of (-ω-、) A-Ai smote of t-them about thiwty and six m-men: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +chased t-them fwom befowe t-the gate even u-unto S-Shebawim, and smote t-them in +t-the g-going down: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the peopwe mewted, and became +as watew. + +7:6 And Joshua went his cwothes, and feww to t-the eawth upon his f-face +befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD untiw t-the eventide, he and t-the ewdews of +I-Iswaew, and put dust upon theiw heads. + +7-7:7 And Joshua said, Awas, O-O WOWD G-God, (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hast t-thou a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +b-bwought this peopwe o-ovew Jowdan, to d-dewivew us into t-the hand of t-the +A-Amowites, to d-destwoy us? w-wouwd to God we h-had b-been content, and d-dwewt +on t-the othew side Jowdan! (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 O-O WOWD, what shaww I say, when Iswaew +tuwnyeth theiw backs befowe theiw e-enyemies! 7:9 Fow t-the Canyaanyites and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand shaww h-heaw of it, and shaww enviwon us +wound, and cut off ouw nyame fwom t-the eawth: and what wiwt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto +thy gweat nyame? 7:10 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, Get thee up; +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe wiest t-thou thus upon thy face? 7:11 Iswaew hath sinnyed, and +they have awso twansgwessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant which I commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they have even taken of t-the accuwsed thing, and have awso stowen, and +dissembwed awso, and they have put it even among theiw own stuff. + +7:12 Thewefowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew couwd nyot stand befowe theiw +>_> e-enyemies, but (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw backs befowe theiw >_> e-enyemies, because they +wewe accuwsed: nyeithew wiww I be with you any m-mowe, except ye d-destwoy +t-the accuwsed fwom among you. + +7:13 Up, sanctify t-the p-peopwe, and say, Sanctify youwsewves against to +mowwow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Thewe is an accuwsed +t-thing in t-the m-midst of thee, O-O Iswaew: t-thou c-canst nyot stand befowe +thinye >_> e-enyemies, untiw ye o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the accuwsed t-thing fwom among you. + +7:14 In t-the mownying thewefowe ye shaww be b-bwought a-accowding to youw +twibes: and it shaww be, that t-the twibe which t-the WOWD taketh shaww +come a-accowding to t-the famiwies t-theweof; and t-the f-famiwy which t-the WOWD +shaww o(>ω<)o t-take shaww come by h-househowds; and t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd which t-the WOWD +shaww o(>ω<)o t-take shaww come man by m-man. + +7:15 And it shaww be, that he that is taken with t-the accuwsed t-thing +shaww be buwnt with f-fiwe, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath: because he hath +twansgwessed t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and because he hath wwought +fowwy in Iswaew. + +7:16 S-So Joshua w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and b-bwought Iswaew by +theiw twibes; and t-the twibe of Judah w-was taken: 7:17 And he b-bwought +t-the f-famiwy of Judah; and he took t-the f-famiwy of t-the Zawhites: and he +b-bwought t-the f-famiwy of t-the Zawhites man by man; and Z-Zabdi w-was taken: +7:18 And he b-bwought his (o-_-o) h-househowd man by man; and Achan, t-the son of +Cawmi, t-the son of Zabdi, t-the son of Zewah, of t-the twibe of Judah, w-was +taken. + +xDD 7-7:19 And Joshua said u-unto Achan, My son, give, I p-pway thee, gwowy to +t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, and make confession u-unto h-him; and teww m-me nyow +what t-thou hast donye; hide it nyot fwom me. + +7:20 And Achan answewed Joshua, and said, Indeed I have sinnyed against +t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, and thus and thus have I d-donye: 7:21 When I saw +among t-the spoiws a goodwy Babywonyish gawment, and two hundwed shekews +of s-siwvew, and a wedge of gowd of fifty shekews weight, t-then I coveted +t-them, and took t-them; and, b-behowd, they awe hid in t-the eawth in t-the +m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tent, and t-the s-siwvew undew it. + +7:22 S-So Joshua sent messengews, and they wan u-unto t-the tent; and, +b-behowd, it w-was hid in his tent, and t-the s-siwvew undew it. + +7:23 And they took t-them out of t-the m-midst of t-the tent, and b-bwought t-them +u-unto Joshua, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and w-waid t-them out +befowe t-the WOWD. + +7:24 And Joshua, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, took Achan t-the son of Zewah, +and t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gawment, and t-the wedge of gowd, and his ^-^ s-sons, +and his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and his oxen, and his asses, and his sheep, and his +tent, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had: and they b-bwought t-them u-unto t-the vawwey of +Achow. + +7:25 And Joshua said, Why hast t-thou twoubwed us? t-the WOWD shaww +twoubwe thee this d-day. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew stonyed him with stonyes, and +buwnyed t-them with f-fiwe, aftew they h-had stonyed t-them with stonyes. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And they waised o-ovew him a gweat heap of s-stonyes u-unto this d-day. S-So +t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom t-the fiewcenyess of his angew. Whewefowe t-the nyame +of that pwace w-was cawwed, The vawwey of (T_T) A-Achow, u-unto this d-day. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, Feaw nyot, nyeithew be t-thou (つ✧ω✧)つ d-dismayed: +o(>ω<)o t-take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of waw with thee, and a-awise, go up to Ai: see, I +have given into thy hand t-the king of Ai, and his p-peopwe, and his city, +and his wand: 8-8:2 And t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do to (-ω-、) A-Ai and hew king as t-thou didst +u-unto Jewicho and hew king: onwy t-the spoiw t-theweof, and t-the cattwe +t-theweof, shaww ye o(>ω<)o t-take (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey u-unto youwsewves: way thee an ambush +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the city behind it. + +8:3 S-So Joshua a-awose, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of waw, to go up against Ai: +and Joshua chose out thiwty t-thousand mighty men of vawouw, and sent +t-them away by nyight. + +8:4 And he commanded t-them, s-saying, Behowd, ye shaww w-wie in wait +against t-the city, even behind t-the city: go nyot vewy faw fwom t-the city, +but be ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww weady: 8-8:5 And I, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that awe with me, +wiww appwoach u-unto t-the city: and it shaww come to pass, when they come +out against u-us, as a-at t-the fiwst, that we wiww fwee befowe t-them, 8:6 +(Fow they wiww come out aftew u-us) tiww we have dwawn t-them fwom t-the +c-city; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww say, They fwee befowe u-us, as a-at t-the fiwst: +thewefowe we wiww fwee befowe them. + +8:7 T-Then ye shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up fwom t-the ambush, and (=`ω´=) *hugs tightly* s-seize upon t-the city: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God wiww d-dewivew it into youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +8:8 And it shaww be, when ye have taken t-the city, that ye shaww s-set +t-the city on fiwe: a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the WOWD shaww ye +do. See, I have commanded you. + +8:9 Joshua thewefowe sent t-them fowth: and they went to w-wie in ambush, +and abode b-between Bethew and Ai, on t-the west side of Ai: but Joshua +wodged that nyight among t-the peopwe. + +8-8:10 And Joshua w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and nyumbewed t-the p-peopwe, +and went up, he and t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, befowe t-the peopwe to Ai. + +8-8:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even t-the peopwe of waw that wewe with him, +went up, and dwew nyigh, and came befowe t-the city, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched on t-the +nyowth side of Ai: nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a vawwey b-between t-them and Ai. + +8:12 And he took about five t-thousand men, and s-set t-them to w-wie in +ambush b-between Bethew and Ai, on t-the west side of t-the city. + +8-8:13 And when they h-had s-set t-the p-peopwe, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host that w-was on +t-the nyowth of t-the city, and theiw wiews in wait on t-the west of t-the +city, Joshua went that nyight into t-the m-midst of t-the vawwey. + +8:14 And it came to pass, when t-the king of (-ω-、) A-Ai saw it, that they hasted +and w-wose up e-eawwy, and t-the men of t-the city went out against Iswaew to +battwe, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, a-at a time appointed, befowe t-the pwain; +but he w-wist nyot that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe wiews in ambush against him behind t-the +city. + +8:15 And Joshua and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew m-made as if they wewe beaten befowe +t-them, and fwed by t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe in (-ω-、) A-Ai wewe cawwed togethew to puwsue +aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: and they puwsued aftew Joshua, and wewe dwawn away fwom +t-the city. + +8:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man weft in (-ω-、) A-Ai ow Bethew, that went nyot out +aftew Iswaew: and they weft t-the city open, and puwsued aftew Iswaew. + +8-8:18 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, Stwetch out t-the speaw that is in +thy hand towawd A-Ai; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww g-give it into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And Joshua +stwetched out t-the speaw that he h-had in his hand towawd t-the city. + +8-8:19 And t-the ambush awose quickwy out of theiw pwace, and they wan as +soon as he h-had stwetched out his hand: and they entewed into t-the city, +and took it, and hasted and s-set t-the city on fiwe. + +8:20 And when t-the men of (-ω-、) A-Ai wooked behind t-them, they saw, and, b-behowd, +t-the smoke of t-the city ascended up to heaven, and they h-had nyo p-powew to +fwee this w-way ow that w-way: and t-the peopwe that fwed to t-the wiwdewnyess +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back upon t-the puwsuews. + +8-8:21 And when Joshua and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew saw that t-the ambush h-had taken t-the +city, and that t-the smoke of t-the city ascended, t-then they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again, +and swew t-the men of Ai. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And t-the othew issued out of t-the city against t-them; so they wewe +in t-the m-midst of I-Iswaew, s-some on this side, and s-some on that s-side: and +they smote t-them, so that they wet nyonye of t-them wemain ow escape. + +8:23 And t-the king of (-ω-、) A-Ai they took awive, and b-bwought him to (╯✧▽✧)╯ J-Joshua. + +8:24 And it came to pass, when Iswaew h-had m-made an end of swaying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the i-inhabitants of (-ω-、) A-Ai in t-the fiewd, in t-the wiwdewnyess whewein they +chased t-them, and when they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fawwen on t-the edge of t-the swowd, +untiw they wewe consumed, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Iswaewites wetuwnyed u-unto Ai, +and smote it with t-the edge of t-the swowd. + +8:25 And so it was, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that feww that day, both of men and +(*°▽°*) w-women, wewe twewve thousand, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Ai. + +8:26 Fow Joshua dwew nyot his hand b-back, whewewith he stwetched out t-the +speaw, untiw he h-had u-uttewwy destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of Ai. + +8:27 Onwy t-the cattwe and t-the spoiw of that city Iswaew took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey +u-unto themsewves, a-accowding u-unto t-the wowd of t-the WOWD which he +commanded (╯✧▽✧)╯ J-Joshua. + +8:28 And Joshua buwnt Ai, and m-made it an heap (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, even a +desowation u-unto this d-day. + +8:29 And t-the king of (-ω-、) A-Ai he hanged on a twee untiw eventide: and as +soon as t-the sun w-was down, Joshua commanded that they shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take his +cawcase down fwom t-the twee, and cast it a-at t-the entewing of t-the gate of +t-the city, and w-waise theweon a gweat heap of stonyes, that wemainyeth +u-unto this d-day. + +8:30 T-Then Joshua b-buiwt an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD God of Iswaew in mount +(o･ω･o) E-Ebaw, 8:31 As Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD commanded t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, as it is wwitten in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, an awtaw of +w-whowe stonyes, o-ovew which nyo man hath wift up any iwon: and they +offewed theweon buwnt offewings u-unto t-the WOWD, and sacwificed peace +offewings. + +8:32 And he wwote (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon t-the s-stonyes a copy of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, +which he wwote in t-the pwesence of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and theiw ewdews, and officews, and theiw judges, +s-stood on this side t-the awk and on that side befowe t-the pwiests t-the +W-Wevites, which bawe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, as w-weww t-the +s-stwangew, as he that w-was bown among t-them; hawf of t-them o-ovew against +mount Gewizim, and hawf of t-them o-ovew against mount Ebaw; as Moses t-the +sewvant of t-the WOWD h-had commanded b-befowe, that they shouwd bwess t-the +peopwe of Iswaew. + +8:34 And aftewwawd he wead (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the w-waw, t-the b-bwessings and +cuwsings, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is wwitten in t-the book of t-the waw. + +8-8:35 Thewe w-was nyot a wowd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Moses commanded, which Joshua +wead nyot befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, with t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and +t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and t-the stwangews that wewe convewsant among them. + +9:1 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings which wewe on this side +Jowdan, in t-the h-hiwws, and in t-the vawweys, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of t-the +gweat sea o-ovew against Webanyon, t-the Hittite, and t-the Amowite, t-the +Canyaanyite, t-the Pewizzite, t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, and t-the Jebusite, heawd t-theweof; +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 That they gathewed themsewves togethew, to fight with Joshua and +with I-Iswaew, with onye ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-accowd. + +9:3 And when t-the i-inhabitants of G-Gibeon heawd what Joshua h-had donye u-unto +Jewicho and to Ai, 9:4 They did wowk w-wiwiwy, and went and m-made as if +they h-had b-been ambassadows, and took o-owd sacks upon theiw asses, and +winye bottwes, o-owd, and went, and b-bound up; 9:5 And o-owd shoes and +cwouted upon theiw feet, and o-owd gawments upon t-them; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwead +of theiw pwovision w-was dwy and mouwdy. + +9:6 And they went to Joshua u-unto t-the camp a-at G-Giwgaw, and said u-unto +him, and to t-the men of I-Iswaew, We be come fwom a faw c-countwy: nyow +thewefowe make ye a weague with us. + +9:7 And t-the men of Iswaew said u-unto t-the Hivites, Pewadventuwe ye dweww +among us; and how shaww we make a weague with y-you? 9:8 And they said +u-unto Joshua, We awe thy sewvants. And Joshua said u-unto t-them, Who awe +ye? and fwom whence come ye? 9:9 And they said u-unto him, Fwom a vewy +faw c-countwy thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe come because of t-the nyame of t-the WOWD thy +G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have heawd t-the f-fame of him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did in Egypt, +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did to t-the two kings of t-the A-Amowites, that wewe +beyond Jowdan, to (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and to Og king of B-Bashan, +which w-was a-at Ashtawoth. + +9-9:11 Whewefowe ouw ewdews and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of ouw c-countwy spake +to u-us, s-saying, Take v-victuaws with you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and go to meet +t-them, and say u-unto t-them, We awe youw sewvants: thewefowe nyow make ye a +weague with us. + +9:12 This ouw bwead we took hot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw pwovision out of ouw houses on +t-the day we came fowth to go u-unto you; but n-nyow, b-behowd, it is dwy, and +it is mouwdy: 9:13 And these bottwes of winye, which we fiwwed, wewe +nyew; and, b-behowd, they be went: and these ouw gawments and ouw shoes +awe become o-owd by w-weason of t-the vewy wong jouwnyey. + +9-9:14 And t-the men took of theiw victuaws, and asked nyot counsew a-at t-the +mouth of t-the WOWD. + +9:15 And Joshua m-made peace with t-them, and m-made a weague with t-them, to +wet t-them w-wive: and t-the pwinces of t-the c-congwegation swawe u-unto them. + +9:16 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of thwee days aftew they h-had m-made +a weague with t-them, that they heawd that they wewe theiw nyeighbouws, +and that they d-dwewt among them. + +9:17 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew jouwnyeyed, and came u-unto theiw c-cities +on t-the thiwd d-day. Nyow theiw c-cities wewe G-Gibeon, and C-Chephiwah, and +B-Beewoth, and Kiwjathjeawim. + +9:18 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew smote t-them nyot, because t-the pwinces of +t-the c-congwegation h-had swown u-unto t-them by t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. And +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against t-the p-pwinces. + +9:19 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the congwegation, We have swown +u-unto t-them by t-the WOWD God of Iswaew: nyow thewefowe we may nyot touch +them. + +9:20 This we wiww (^-^*)/ d-do to t-them; we wiww even wet t-them wive, west wwath +be upon u-us, because of t-the o-oath which we swawe u-unto them. + +9:21 And t-the pwinces said u-unto t-them, Wet t-them wive; but wet t-them be +hewews of w-wood and dwawews of w-watew u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation; as t-the +pwinces h-had pwomised them. + +9:22 And Joshua cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and he spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, +Whewefowe have ye b-beguiwed u-us, s-saying, We awe vewy faw fwom you; when +ye dweww among us? 9:23 Nyow thewefowe ye awe c-cuwsed, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww +nyonye of you be fweed fwom being bondmen, and hewews of w-wood and +dwawews of w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +9:24 And they answewed Joshua, and said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because it w-was cewtainwy towd +thy sewvants, how that t-the WOWD thy God commanded his sewvant Moses to +g-give you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand, and to d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand +fwom befowe y-you, thewefowe we wewe sowe afwaid of ouw wives because of +y-you, and have donye this thing. + +9:25 And n-nyow, b-behowd, we awe in thinye hand: as it seemeth g-good and +wight u-unto thee to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto u-us, do. + +9:26 And so did he u-unto t-them, and dewivewed t-them out of t-the hand of +t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they swew t-them n-nyot. + +9:27 And Joshua m-made t-them that day hewews of w-wood and dwawews of w-watew +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the congwegation, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD, even u-unto this +day, in t-the pwace which he shouwd choose. + +10:1 Nyow it came to pass, when Adonyizedec king of Jewusawem h-had heawd +how Joshua h-had taken Ai, and h-had u-uttewwy destwoyed it; as he h-had donye +to Jewicho and hew king, so he h-had donye to (-ω-、) A-Ai and hew king; and how +t-the i-inhabitants of G-Gibeon h-had m-made peace with I-Iswaew, and wewe among +t-them; 1-10:2 That they feawed g-gweatwy, because G-Gibeon w-was a gweat city, +as onye of t-the woyaw cities, and because it w-was gweatew than Ai, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men theweof wewe mighty. + +10:3 Whewefowe Adonyizedec king of J-Jewusawem, sent u-unto Hoham king of +Hebwon, and u-unto Piwam king of Jawmuth, and u-unto Japhia king of +Wachish, and u-unto Debiw king of Egwon, s-saying, 10:4 Come up u-unto me, +and hewp me, that we may smite G-Gibeon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it hath m-made peace with +Joshua and with t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +1-10:5 Thewefowe t-the five kings of t-the A-Amowites, t-the king of J-Jewusawem, +t-the king of Hebwon, t-the king of Jawmuth, t-the king of Wachish, t-the king +of Egwon, gathewed themsewves togethew, and went up, they and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw hosts, and encamped befowe G-Gibeon, and m-made waw against it. + +10:6 And t-the men of G-Gibeon sent u-unto Joshua to t-the camp to G-Giwgaw, +s-saying, Swack nyot thy hand fwom thy sewvants; come up to us quickwy, +and s-save u-us, and hewp us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the Amowites that dweww +in t-the mountains awe gathewed togethew against us. + +10:7 S-So Joshua ascended fwom G-Giwgaw, he, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of waw +with him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty men of vawouw. + +10:8 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, Feaw t-them nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have +dewivewed t-them into thinye hand; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot a man of t-them stand +befowe thee. + +10:9 Joshua thewefowe came u-unto t-them suddenwy, and went up fwom G-Giwgaw +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight. + +10:10 And t-the WOWD discomfited t-them befowe I-Iswaew, and swew t-them with +a gweat swaughtew a-at G-Gibeon, and chased t-them awong t-the w-way that goeth +up to B-Bethhowon, and smote t-them to Azekah, and u-unto Makkedah. + +1-10:11 And it came to pass, as they fwed fwom befowe I-Iswaew, and wewe +in t-the g-going down to B-Bethhowon, that t-the WOWD cast down gweat s-stonyes +fwom heaven upon t-them u-unto Azekah, and they ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: they wewe mowe which +died with haiwstonyes than they whom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew swew with +t-the swowd. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 T-Then spake Joshua to t-the WOWD in t-the day when t-the WOWD dewivewed +up t-the Amowites befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and he said in t-the +sight of I-Iswaew, S-Sun, stand t-thou stiww upon G-Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in +t-the vawwey of Ajawon. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And t-the sun s-stood stiww, and t-the moon stayed, untiw t-the peopwe +h-had a-avenged themsewves upon theiw enyemies. Is nyot this wwitten in t-the +book of Jashew? S-So t-the sun s-stood stiww in t-the m-midst of heaven, and +hasted nyot to go down about a w-whowe d-day. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo day w-wike that befowe it ow aftew it, that t-the +WOWD heawkenyed u-unto t-the voice of a man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD fought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Iswaew. + +10:15 And Joshua wetuwnyed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, u-unto t-the camp to +Giwgaw. + +1-10:16 But these five kings fwed, and hid themsewves in a c-cave a-at +Makkedah. + +1-10:17 And it w-was towd Joshua, s-saying, The five kings awe f-found hid in +a c-cave a-at Makkedah. + +10:18 And Joshua said, (≧◡≦) W-Woww gweat s-stonyes upon t-the mouth of t-the cave, +and s-set men by it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to keep (=`ω´=) t-them: 10:19 And stay ye nyot, but puwsue +aftew youw >_> e-enyemies, and smite t-the hindmost of t-them; s-suffew t-them nyot to +entew into theiw cities: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God hath dewivewed t-them +into youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And it came to pass, when Joshua and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew h-had +m-made an end of swaying t-them with a vewy gweat swaughtew, tiww they +wewe consumed, that t-the w-west which wemainyed of t-them entewed into +f-fenced cities. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wetuwnyed to t-the camp to Joshua a-at Makkedah in +peace: nyonye moved his tongue against any of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +10:22 T-Then said Joshua, Open t-the mouth of t-the cave, and bwing out +those five kings u-unto m-me out of t-the cave. + +1-10:23 And they did so, and b-bwought fowth those five kings u-unto him out +of t-the cave, t-the king of J-Jewusawem, t-the king of Hebwon, t-the king of +Jawmuth, t-the king of Wachish, and t-the king of Egwon. + +10:24 And it came to pass, when they b-bwought out those kings u-unto +Joshua, that Joshua cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of I-Iswaew, and said u-unto +t-the captains of t-the men of waw which went with him, Come nyeaw, put +youw feet upon t-the nyecks of these k-kings. And they came nyeaw, and put +theiw feet upon t-the nyecks of them. + +10:25 And Joshua said u-unto t-them, Feaw nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be dismayed, be stwong +and of g-good couwage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus shaww t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw enyemies +against whom ye fight. + +10:26 And aftewwawd Joshua smote t-them, and swew t-them, and hanged t-them +on five t-twees: and they wewe hanging upon t-the twees untiw t-the evenying. + +10:27 And it came to pass a-at t-the time of t-the g-going down of t-the sun, +that Joshua commanded, and they took t-them down off t-the twees, and cast +t-them into t-the c-cave whewein they h-had b-been hid, and w-waid gweat s-stonyes in +t-the cave's mouth, which wemain untiw this vewy d-day. + +1-10:28 And that day Joshua took Makkedah, and smote it with t-the edge of +t-the swowd, and t-the king theweof he u-uttewwy destwoyed, t-them, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the s-souws that wewe thewein; he wet nyonye wemain: and he did to t-the +king of Makkedah as he did u-unto t-the king of Jewicho. + +10:29 T-Then Joshua passed fwom Makkedah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, u-unto +Wibnyah, and fought against Wibnyah: 10:30 And t-the WOWD dewivewed it +awso, and t-the king t-theweof, into t-the hand of I-Iswaew; and he smote it +with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe thewein; he +wet nyonye wemain in it; but did u-unto t-the king theweof as he did u-unto +t-the king of Jewicho. + +10:31 And Joshua passed fwom Wibnyah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, u-unto +Wachish, and encamped against it, and fought against i-it: 10:32 And t-the +WOWD dewivewed Wachish into t-the hand of I-Iswaew, which took it on t-the +second day, and smote it with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws +that wewe thewein, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had donye to Wibnyah. + +10:33 T-Then Howam king of Gezew came up to hewp Wachish; and Joshua +smote him and his p-peopwe, untiw he h-had weft him nyonye w-wemainying. + +1-10:34 And fwom Wachish Joshua passed u-unto Egwon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with +h-him; and they encamped against it, and fought against i-it: 10:35 And +they took it on that day, and smote it with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein he u-uttewwy destwoyed that day, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had donye to Wachish. + +10:36 And Joshua went up fwom Egwon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, u-unto +Hebwon; and they fought against i-it: 10:37 And they took it, and smote +it with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and t-the king t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-cities t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe thewein; he weft nyonye +wemainying, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had donye to Egwon; but destwoyed +it uttewwy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe thewein. + +10:38 And Joshua wetuwnyed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, to Debiw; and +fought against i-it: 10:39 And he took it, and t-the king t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the c-cities t-theweof; and they smote t-them with t-the edge of t-the swowd, +and u-uttewwy destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe thewein; he weft nyonye +wemainying: as he h-had donye to Hebwon, so he did to Debiw, and to t-the +king t-theweof; as he h-had donye awso to Wibnyah, and to hew king. + +1-10:40 S-So Joshua smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy of t-the h-hiwws, and of t-the south, +and of t-the ~(>_<~) *giggles shyly* v-vawe, and of t-the spwings, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw kings: he weft nyonye +wemainying, but u-uttewwy destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that bweathed, as t-the WOWD God of +Iswaew c-commanded. + +1-10:41 And Joshua smote t-them fwom Kadeshbawnyea even u-unto Gaza, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the c-countwy of G-Goshen, even u-unto Gibeon. + +10:42 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these kings and theiw wand did Joshua o(>ω<)o t-take a-at onye time, +because t-the WOWD God of Iswaew fought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. + +10:43 And Joshua wetuwnyed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, u-unto t-the camp to +Giwgaw. + +11:1 And it came to pass, when Jabin king of Hazow h-had heawd those +things, that he sent to Jobab king of (✧∀✧)/ *pokes you* M-Madon, and to t-the king of +Shimwon, and to t-the king of A-Achshaph, 11:2 And to t-the kings that wewe +on t-the nyowth of t-the mountains, and of t-the pwains south of Chinnyewoth, +and in t-the vawwey, and in t-the b-bowdews of Dow on t-the west, 11:3 And to +t-the Canyaanyite on t-the east and on t-the west, and to t-the Amowite, and t-the +Hittite, and t-the Pewizzite, and t-the Jebusite in t-the mountains, and to +t-the Hivite undew Hewmon in t-the wand of Mizpeh. + +11:4 And they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw hosts with t-them, m-much +p-peopwe, even as t-the sand that is upon t-the sea showe in muwtitude, with +howses and chawiots vewy many. + +11:5 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these kings wewe met togethew, they came and (✯◡✯) p-pitched +togethew a-at t-the watews of Mewom, to fight against Iswaew. + +11:6 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid because of (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +to mowwow about this time wiww I d-dewivew t-them up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-swain befowe +Iswaew: t-thou shawt hough theiw howses, and buwn theiw chawiots with +fiwe. + +11:7 S-So Joshua came, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of waw with him, against t-them +by t-the watews of ~(>_<~) *shuffles closer* M-Mewom (--_--) s-suddenwy; and they feww upon them. + +11:8 And t-the WOWD dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of I-Iswaew, who smote +t-them, and chased t-them u-unto gweat Zidon, and u-unto Miswephothmaim, and +u-unto t-the vawwey of Mizpeh eastwawd; and they smote t-them, untiw they +weft t-them nyonye w-wemainying. + +11:9 And Joshua did u-unto t-them as t-the WOWD bade him: he houghed theiw +howses, and buwnt theiw chawiots with fiwe. + +11:10 And Joshua a-at that time (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and took H-Hazow, and smote +t-the king theweof with t-the (--_--) s-swowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hazow befowetime w-was t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those k-kingdoms. + +11:11 And they smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein with t-the edge of +t-the swowd, u-uttewwy destwoying (=`ω´=) t-them: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot any weft to b-bweathe: +and he buwnt Hazow with fiwe. + +11:12 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of those kings, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-them, +did Joshua take, and smote t-them with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and he +u-uttewwy destwoyed t-them, as Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD c-commanded. + +11:13 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cities that s-stood stiww in theiw stwength, Iswaew +buwnyed nyonye of t-them, s-save Hazow onwy; that did Joshua buwn. + +11:14 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the spoiw of these cities, and t-the cattwe, t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey u-unto themsewves; but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man they smote +with t-the edge of t-the swowd, untiw they h-had destwoyed t-them, nyeithew +weft they any to bweathe. + +11:15 As t-the WOWD commanded Moses his s-sewvant, so did Moses command +Joshua, and so did J-Joshua; he weft nyothing undonye of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD +commanded M-Moses. + +11:16 S-So Joshua took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wand, t-the h-hiwws, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the south +countwy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of G-Goshen, and t-the vawwey, and t-the pwain, +and t-the mountain of I-Iswaew, and t-the vawwey of t-the same; 11:17 Even +fwom t-the mount H-Hawak, that goeth up to Seiw, even u-unto B-Baawgad in t-the +vawwey of Webanyon undew mount Hewmon: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw kings he took, and +smote t-them, and swew them. + +11:18 Joshua m-made waw a wong time with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those k-kings. + +11:19 Thewe w-was nyot a city that m-made peace with t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, s-save t-the Hivites t-the i-inhabitants of G-Gibeon: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew they +took in battwe. + +11:20 Fow it w-was of t-the WOWD to hawden theiw heawts, that they shouwd +come against Iswaew in battwe, that he m-might d-destwoy t-them uttewwy, and +that they m-might have nyo favouw, but that he m-might d-destwoy t-them, as t-the +WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +11:21 And a-at that time came Joshua, and cut off t-the Anyakims fwom t-the +mountains, fwom Hebwon, fwom Debiw, fwom Anyab, and fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +mountains of Judah, and fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mountains of Iswaew: Joshua +destwoyed t-them u-uttewwy with theiw cities. + +11:22 Thewe w-was nyonye of t-the Anyakims weft in t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew: onwy in Gaza, in Gath, and in A-Ashdod, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wemainyed. + +1-11:23 S-So Joshua took t-the w-whowe wand, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD +said u-unto Moses; and Joshua gave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto Iswaew +a-accowding to theiw divisions by theiw twibes. And t-the wand wested fwom +waw. + +12:1 Nyow these awe t-the kings of t-the wand, which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +smote, and p-possessed theiw wand on t-the othew side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan towawd t-the +wising of t-the sun, fwom t-the wivew Awnyon u-unto mount Hewmon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +pwain on t-the east: (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, who d-dwewt in +(つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and wuwed fwom Awoew, which is upon t-the bank of t-the wivew +A-Awnyon, and fwom t-the middwe of t-the wivew, and fwom hawf Giwead, even +u-unto t-the wivew Jabbok, which is t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon; +12:3 And fwom t-the pwain to t-the sea of Chinnyewoth on t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and u-unto +t-the sea of t-the pwain, even t-the sawt sea on t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, t-the w-way to +Bethjeshimoth; and fwom t-the south, undew Ashdothpisgah: 12:4 And t-the +coast of Og king of B-Bashan, which w-was of t-the wemnyant of t-the giants, +that d-dwewt a-at A-Ashtawoth and a-at (o･ω･o) E-Edwei, 1-12:5 And weignyed in mount +Hewmon, and in Sawcah, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bashan, u-unto t-the bowdew of t-the +Geshuwites and t-the Maachathites, and hawf Giwead, t-the bowdew of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon +king of Heshbon. + +12:6 Them did Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +smite: and Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD gave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession u-unto +t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and t-the G-Gadites, and t-the hawf twibe of M-Manyasseh. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And these awe t-the kings of t-the c-countwy which Joshua and t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew smote on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan on t-the west, fwom B-Baawgad +in t-the vawwey of Webanyon even u-unto t-the mount H-Hawak, that goeth up to +Seiw; which Joshua gave u-unto t-the twibes of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession +a-accowding to theiw d-divisions; 12:8 In t-the mountains, and in t-the +vawweys, and in t-the pwains, and in t-the spwings, and in t-the wiwdewnyess, +and in t-the south countwy; t-the Hittites, t-the A-Amowites, and t-the +Canyaanyites, t-the Pewizzites, t-the Hivites, and t-the Jebusites: 12:9 The +king of Jewicho, onye; t-the king of Ai, which is beside Bethew, onye; +12:10 The king of J-Jewusawem, onye; t-the king of Hebwon, onye; 1-12:11 The +king of Jawmuth, onye; t-the king of Wachish, onye; 12:12 The king of +Egwon, onye; t-the king of G-Gezew, onye; 12:13 The king of Debiw, onye; t-the +king of Gedew, onye; 12:14 The king of Howmah, onye; t-the king of Awad, +onye; 1-12:15 The king of Wibnyah, onye; t-the king of A-Aduwwam, onye; 12:16 +The king of Makkedah, onye; t-the king of Bethew, onye; 12:17 The king of +(´-ω-`) T-Tappuah, onye; t-the king of (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, onye; (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 The king of Aphek, onye; +t-the king of Washawon, onye; 12:19 The king of (✧∀✧)/ *pokes you* M-Madon, onye; t-the king of +H-Hazow, onye; 12:20 The king of Shimwonmewon, onye; t-the king of A-Achshaph, +onye; 1-12:21 The king of T-Taanyach, onye; t-the king of Megiddo, onye; 12:22 +The king of Kedesh, onye; t-the king of Joknyeam of Cawmew, onye; 12:23 The +king of Dow in t-the coast of Dow, onye; t-the king of t-the nyations of +G-Giwgaw, onye; 12:24 The king of Tiwzah, onye: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings thiwty and +onye. + +13:1 Nyow Joshua w-was o-owd and s-stwicken in yeaws; and t-the WOWD said u-unto +him, T-Thou awt o-owd and s-stwicken in yeaws, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyeth (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet vewy +m-much wand to be (⌒ω⌒) p-possessed. + +13:2 This is t-the wand that (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wemainyeth: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-bowdews of t-the +Phiwistinyes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Geshuwi, 13:3 Fwom Sihow, which is befowe Egypt, +even u-unto t-the b-bowdews of (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon nyowthwawd, which is c-counted to t-the +Canyaanyite: five wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes; t-the Gazathites, and t-the +Ashdothites, t-the Eshkawonyites, t-the Gittites, and t-the Ekwonyites; awso +t-the Avites: 13:4 Fwom t-the south, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of t-the Canyaanyites, and +M-Meawah that is beside t-the Sidonyians u-unto Aphek, to t-the b-bowdews of t-the +Amowites: 13:5 And t-the wand of t-the Gibwites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Webanyon, towawd +t-the sunwising, fwom B-Baawgad undew mount Hewmon u-unto t-the entewing into +H-Hamath. + +13:6 Aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww c-countwy fwom Webanyon u-unto +Miswephothmaim, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Sidonyians, t-them wiww I dwive out fwom +befowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: onwy divide t-thou it by wot u-unto t-the +Iswaewites (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, as I have commanded thee. + +13:7 Nyow thewefowe divide this wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto t-the nyinye +t-twibes, and t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, 13:8 With whom t-the Weubenyites +and t-the Gadites have weceived theiw inhewitance, which Moses gave +t-them, beyond (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan eastwawd, even as Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD +gave t-them; 13:9 Fwom Awoew, that is upon t-the bank of t-the wivew A-Awnyon, +and t-the city that is in t-the m-midst of t-the wivew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwain of +Medeba u-unto D-Dibon; 1-13:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the +A-Amowites, which weignyed in (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, u-unto t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon; 1-13:11 And Giwead, and t-the bowdew of t-the Geshuwites and +Maachathites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mount Hewmon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Bashan u-unto Sawcah; 13:12 +Aww t-the kingdom of Og in B-Bashan, which weignyed in A-Ashtawoth and in +(o･ω･o) E-Edwei, who wemainyed of t-the wemnyant of t-the g-giants: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these did Moses +smite, and cast t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +13:13 Nyevewthewess t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew expewwed nyot t-the Geshuwites, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the M-Maachathites: but t-the Geshuwites and t-the Maachathites dweww +among t-the Iswaewites untiw this d-day. + +13:14 Onwy u-unto t-the twibes of Wevi he gave nyonye inhewitance; t-the +s-sacwifices of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew m-made by fiwe awe theiw +inhewitance, as he said u-unto them. + +13:15 And Moses gave u-unto t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +1-13:16 And theiw coast w-was fwom Awoew, that is on t-the bank of t-the wivew +A-Awnyon, and t-the city that is in t-the m-midst of t-the wivew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +pwain by Medeba; 13:17 (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew c-cities that awe in t-the +pwain; Dibon, and Bamothbaaw, and B-Bethbaawmeon, 13:18 And Jahaza, and +K-Kedemoth, and Mephaath, 13:19 And Kiwjathaim, and Sibmah, and +Zawethshahaw in t-the mount of t-the vawwey, 1-13:20 And Bethpeow, and +Ashdothpisgah, and Bethjeshimoth, 13:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of t-the +pwain, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kingdom of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, which +weignyed in (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, whom Moses smote with t-the pwinces of Midian, Evi, +and Wekem, and Zuw, and H-Huw, and Weba, which wewe (=^‥^=) d-dukes of Sihon, +dwewwing in t-the countwy. + +13:22 Bawaam awso t-the son of Beow, t-the soothsayew, did t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew (✧∀✧)/ s-sway with t-the s-swowd among t-them that wewe s-swain by them. + +13:23 And t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben w-was Jowdan, and t-the +bowdew t-theweof. This w-was t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben +aftew theiw famiwies, t-the c-cities and t-the v-viwwages t-theweof. + +13:24 And Moses gave (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto t-the twibe of Gad, even u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of Gad a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +13:25 And theiw coast w-was Jazew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Giwead, and +hawf t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, u-unto Awoew that is befowe +Wabbah; 13:26 And fwom H-Heshbon u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *twerks* W-Wamathmizpeh, and Betonyim; and +fwom Mahanyaim u-unto t-the bowdew of Debiw; 13:27 And in t-the vawwey, +Bethawam, and Bethnyimwah, and Succoth, and Zaphon, t-the w-west of t-the +kingdom of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan and his bowdew, even u-unto t-the +edge of t-the sea of Chinnyeweth on t-the othew side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan e-eastwawd. + +13:28 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Gad aftew theiw +famiwies, t-the cities, and theiw viwwages. + +13:29 And Moses gave (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh: and +this w-was t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the hawf twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh +by theiw famiwies. + +13:30 And theiw coast w-was fwom M-Mahanyaim, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bashan, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kingdom +of Og king of B-Bashan, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the towns of Jaiw, which awe in B-Bashan, +(o_O)! t-thweescowe cities: 13:31 And hawf Giwead, and A-Ashtawoth, and (o･ω･o) E-Edwei, +c-cities of t-the kingdom of Og in B-Bashan, wewe pewtainying u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of M-Machiw t-the son of Manyasseh, even to t-the onye hawf of t-the +chiwdwen of M-Machiw by theiw famiwies. + +~(>_<~) 1-13:32 These awe t-the countwies which Moses did d-distwibute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-the pwains of M-Moab, on t-the othew side Jowdan, by +Jewicho, e-eastwawd. + +13:33 But u-unto t-the twibe of Wevi Moses gave nyot any inhewitance: t-the +WOWD God of Iswaew w-was theiw inhewitance, as he said u-unto them. + +14:1 And these awe t-the countwies which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +(^-^*)/ i-inhewited in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, which Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and Joshua +t-the son of Nyun, and t-the heads of t-the f-fathews of t-the twibes of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, d-distwibuted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to them. + +14:2 By wot w-was theiw inhewitance, as t-the WOWD commanded by t-the hand +of Moses, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyinye t-twibes, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hawf twibe. + +14:3 Fow Moses h-had given t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of two twibes and an hawf +twibe on t-the othew side Jowdan: but u-unto t-the Wevites he gave nyonye +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among them. + +14:4 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Joseph wewe two t-twibes, Manyasseh and Ephwaim: +thewefowe they gave nyo pawt u-unto t-the Wevites in t-the wand, s-save c-cities +to dweww in, with theiw s-subuwbs (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw cattwe and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +substance. + +1-14:5 As t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did, and +they d-divided t-the wand. + +14:6 T-Then t-the chiwdwen of Judah came u-unto Joshua in G-Giwgaw: and C-Caweb +t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh t-the Kenyezite said u-unto him, T-Thou k-knyowest t-the +t-thing that t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses t-the man of God c-concewnying m-me and +thee in Kadeshbawnyea. + +14:7 F-Fowty yeaws o-owd w-was I when Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD sent m-me +fwom Kadeshbawnyea to espy out t-the wand; and I b-bwought him wowd again +as it w-was in minye heawt. + +14:8 Nyevewthewess o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that went up with m-me m-made t-the heawt of +t-the peopwe mewt: but I whowwy f-fowwowed t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +14:9 And Moses swawe on that day, s-saying, S-Suwewy t-the wand wheweon thy +feet have twodden shaww be thinye inhewitance, and thy c-chiwdwen's (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew, because t-thou hast whowwy f-fowwowed t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +14:10 And n-nyow, b-behowd, t-the WOWD hath kept m-me awive, as he said, these +f-fowty and five yeaws, even since t-the WOWD spake this wowd u-unto Moses, +whiwe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew OwO w-wandewed in t-the wiwdewnyess: and n-nyow, wo, +I am this day fouwscowe and five yeaws owd. + +14:11 As (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I am as stwong this day as I w-was in t-the day that Moses +sent me: as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength w-was then, even so is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength n-nyow, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw, +both to go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and to come in. + +1-14:12 Nyow thewefowe g-give m-me this mountain, wheweof t-the WOWD spake in +that >_> d-day; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou heawdest in that day how t-the Anyakims wewe thewe, +and that t-the c-cities wewe gweat and fenced: if so be t-the WOWD wiww be +with me, t-then I shaww be abwe to dwive t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, as t-the WOWD said. + +14:13 And Joshua bwessed him, and gave u-unto C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh +H-Hebwon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance. + +14:14 H-Hebwon thewefowe became t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of C-Caweb t-the son of +J-Jephunnyeh t-the Kenyezite u-unto this day, because that he whowwy f-fowwowed +t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +1-14:15 And t-the nyame of H-Hebwon befowe w-was Kiwjathawba; which Awba w-was a +gweat man among t-the Anyakims. And t-the wand h-had w-west fwom waw. + +15:1 This t-then w-was t-the wot of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah by +theiw famiwies; even to t-the bowdew of Edom t-the wiwdewnyess of Zin +southwawd w-was t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the south coast. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And theiw south bowdew w-was fwom t-the showe of t-the sawt sea, fwom +t-the bay that wooketh s-southwawd: 1-15:3 And it went out to t-the south side +to Maawehacwabbim, and passed awong to Zin, and ascended up on t-the +south side u-unto Kadeshbawnyea, and passed awong to Hezwon, and went up +to Adaw, and fetched a compass to K-Kawkaa: :3 1-15:4 Fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence it passed +towawd Azmon, and went out u-unto t-the wivew of Egypt; and t-the goings out +of that coast wewe a-at t-the sea: this shaww be youw south coast. + +1-15:5 And t-the east bowdew w-was t-the sawt sea, even u-unto t-the end of +Jowdan. + +And theiw bowdew in t-the nyowth quawtew w-was fwom t-the bay of t-the sea a-at +t-the uttewmost pawt of Jowdan: 15:6 And t-the bowdew went up to +Bethhogwa, and passed awong by t-the nyowth of Bethawabah; and t-the bowdew +went up to t-the stonye of Bohan t-the son of Weuben: 15:7 And t-the bowdew +went up towawd Debiw fwom t-the vawwey of (T_T) A-Achow, and so nyowthwawd, +wooking towawd G-Giwgaw, that is befowe t-the g-going up to Adummim, which +is on t-the south side of t-the wivew: and t-the bowdew passed towawd t-the +watews of Enshemesh, and t-the goings out theweof wewe a-at Enwogew: 15:8 +And t-the bowdew went up by t-the vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom u-unto t-the +south side of t-the Jebusite; t-the same is Jewusawem: and t-the bowdew went +up to t-the top of t-the mountain that wieth befowe t-the vawwey of Hinnyom +westwawd, which is a-at t-the end of t-the vawwey of t-the giants nyowthwawd: +15:9 And t-the bowdew w-was dwawn fwom t-the top of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww u-unto t-the +fountain of t-the w-watew of Nyephtoah, and went out to t-the c-cities of mount +♡(｡- ω -) E-Ephwon; and t-the bowdew w-was dwawn to B-Baawah, which is Kiwjathjeawim: +15:10 And t-the bowdew compassed fwom Baawah westwawd u-unto mount Seiw, +and passed awong u-unto t-the side of mount Jeawim, which is Chesawon, on +t-the nyowth side, and went down to Bethshemesh, and passed on to Timnyah: +15:11 And t-the bowdew went out u-unto t-the side of (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon nyowthwawd: and +t-the bowdew w-was dwawn to Shicwon, and passed awong to mount B-Baawah, and +went out u-unto Jabnyeew; and t-the goings out of t-the bowdew wewe a-at t-the +sea. + +15:12 And t-the west bowdew w-was to t-the gweat sea, and t-the coast t-theweof. + +This is t-the coast of t-the chiwdwen of Judah (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about a-accowding to +theiw famiwies. + +1-15:13 And u-unto C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh he gave a pawt among t-the +chiwdwen of Judah, a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the WOWD to Joshua, +even t-the city of Awba t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Anyak, which city is H-Hebwon. + +15:14 And C-Caweb (o_O)! d-dwove (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the thwee sons of Anyak, Sheshai, and +Ahiman, and Tawmai, t-the chiwdwen of Anyak. + +15:15 And he went up (o´∀`o) t-thence to t-the i-inhabitants of Debiw: and t-the nyame +of Debiw befowe w-was K-Kiwjathsephew. + +15:16 And C-Caweb said, He that smiteth Kiwjathsephew, and taketh it, to +him wiww I g-give A-Achsah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew to wife. + +15:17 And Othnyiew t-the son of Kenyaz, t-the b-bwothew of Caweb, took i-it: and +he gave him A-Achsah his daughtew to wife. + +15:18 And it came to pass, as she came u-unto him, that she moved him to +ask of hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew a fiewd: and she wighted off hew ass; and C-Caweb said +u-unto hew, What wouwdest thou? 1-15:19 Who answewed, Give m-me a b-bwessing; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast given m-me a south wand; g-give m-me awso spwings of watew. +And he gave hew t-the (--_--) u-uppew spwings, and t-the nyethew spwings. + +1-15:20 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah +a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +15:21 And t-the uttewmost c-cities of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah +towawd t-the coast of Edom southwawd wewe Kabzeew, and Edew, and J-Jaguw, +15:22 And Kinyah, and Dimonyah, and A-Adadah, 1-15:23 And Kedesh, and H-Hazow, +and I-Ithnyan, 1-15:24 Z-Ziph, and Tewem, and Beawoth, 15:25 And H-Hazow, +Hadattah, and Kewioth, and Hezwon, which is H-Hazow, 15:26 Amam, and +Shema, and Mowadah, 15:27 And Hazawgaddah, and Heshmon, and Bethpawet, +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And Hazawshuaw, and Beewsheba, and Bizjothjah, ;;w;; 1-15:29 B-Baawah, and +Iim, and Azem, 15:30 And Ewtowad, and Chesiw, and Howmah, 15:31 And +Zikwag, and (°ㅂ°╬) M-Madmannyah, and (ノωヽ) *twerks* S-Sansannyah, 15:32 And Webaoth, and Shiwhim, +and Ain, and Wimmon: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities awe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and nyinye, with theiw +viwwages: 1-15:33 And in t-the vawwey, Eshtaow, and Zoweah, and Ashnyah, +15:34 And Zanyoah, and Engannyim, (´-ω-`) T-Tappuah, and Enyam, 1-15:35 Jawmuth, and +A-Aduwwam, Socoh, and Azekah, 1-15:36 And Shawaim, and Adithaim, and +Gedewah, and (T_T) G-Gedewothaim; fouwteen c-cities with theiw viwwages: 1-15:37 +Zenyan, and Hadashah, and Migdawgad, 1-15:38 And D-Diwean, and Mizpeh, and +Joktheew, 15:39 Wachish, and B-Bozkath, and Egwon, 1-15:40 And Cabbon, and +Wahmam, and Kithwish, 15:41 And Gedewoth, Bethdagon, and Nyaamah, and +Makkedah; sixteen c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:42 Wibnyah, and Ethew, +and Ashan, 15:43 And Jiphtah, and Ashnyah, and (;;;*_*) N-Nyezib, 15:44 And Keiwah, +and Achzib, and Maweshah; nyinye c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:45 +Ekwon, with hew towns and hew viwwages: 15:46 Fwom (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon even u-unto t-the +sea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that way (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw A-Ashdod, with theiw viwwages: 15:47 Ashdod with +hew towns and hew viwwages, Gaza with hew towns and hew viwwages, u-unto +t-the wivew of Egypt, and t-the gweat sea, and t-the bowdew theweof: 1-15:48 +And in t-the mountains, S-Shamiw, and Jattiw, and Socoh, 1-15:49 And Dannyah, +and Kiwjathsannyah, which is Debiw, 15:50 And Anyab, and Eshtemoh, and +A-Anyim, 15:51 And G-Goshen, and Howon, and Giwoh; eweven c-cities with theiw +viwwages: 1-15:52 Awab, and Dumah, and Eshean, 15:53 And Janyum, and +Bethtappuah, and Aphekah, 15:54 And H-Humtah, and Kiwjathawba, which is +Hebwon, and Ziow; nyinye c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:55 Maon, Cawmew, +and Z-Ziph, and J-Juttah, 15:56 And Jezweew, and Jokdeam, and Zanyoah, +15:57 Cain, Gibeah, and T-Timnyah; t-ten c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:58 +Hawhuw, B-Bethzuw, and Gedow, 15:59 And Maawath, and Bethanyoth, and +Ewtekon; six c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:60 Kiwjathbaaw, which is +Kiwjathjeawim, and Wabbah; two c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:61 In +t-the wiwdewnyess, B-Bethawabah, Middin, and Secacah, 15:62 And N-Nyibshan, +and t-the city of Sawt, and Engedi; six c-cities with theiw viwwages. + +15:63 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Jebusites t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, t-the chiwdwen +of Judah couwd nyot dwive t-them out; but t-the Jebusites dweww with t-the +chiwdwen of Judah a-at Jewusawem u-unto this d-day. + +16:1 And t-the wot of t-the chiwdwen of Joseph feww fwom (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan by +Jewicho, u-unto t-the w-watew of Jewicho on t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, to t-the wiwdewnyess that +goeth up fwom Jewicho (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout mount Bethew, 16:2 And goeth out fwom +Bethew to W-Wuz, and passeth awong u-unto t-the b-bowdews of Awchi to Atawoth, +16:3 And goeth down westwawd to t-the coast of Japhweti, u-unto t-the coast +of Bethhowon t-the nyethew, and to Gezew; and t-the goings out theweof awe +a-at t-the sea. + +16:4 S-So t-the chiwdwen of Joseph, Manyasseh and Ephwaim, took theiw +inhewitance. + +16:5 And t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim a-accowding to theiw +famiwies w-was thus: even t-the bowdew of theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance on t-the east +side w-was Atawothaddaw, u-unto Bethhowon t-the uppew; 1-16:6 And t-the bowdew +went out towawd t-the sea to Michmethah on t-the nyowth side; and t-the +bowdew went about eastwawd u-unto Taanyathshiwoh, and passed by it on t-the +east to Janyohah; 16:7 And it went down fwom J-Janyohah to Atawoth, and to +Nyaawath, and came to Jewicho, and went out a-at Jowdan. + +16:8 The bowdew went out fwom Tappuah westwawd u-unto t-the wivew Kanyah; +and t-the goings out theweof wewe a-at t-the sea. This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of +t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim by theiw famiwies. + +1-16:9 And t-the sepawate c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim wewe among +t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities with theiw +viwwages. + +1-16:10 And they dwave nyot out t-the Canyaanyites that d-dwewt in Gezew: but +t-the Canyaanyites dweww among t-the Ephwaimites u-unto this day, and sewve +undew twibute. + +17:1 Thewe w-was awso a wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twibe of Manyasseh; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was t-the +fiwstbown of Joseph; to wit, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Machiw t-the fiwstbown of Manyasseh, t-the +o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Giwead: because he w-was a man of waw, thewefowe he h-had Giwead +and B-Bashan. + +17:2 Thewe w-was awso a wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-west of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh by +theiw famiwies; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Abiezew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of +Hewek, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of A-Aswiew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of +S-Shechem, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of +S-Shemida: these wewe t-the m-mawe chiwdwen of Manyasseh t-the son of Joseph by +theiw famiwies. + +17:3 But Zewophehad, t-the son of (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, t-the son of Giwead, t-the son of +Machiw, t-the son of Manyasseh, h-had nyo ^-^ s-sons, but daughtews: and these awe +t-the nyames of his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, o(>ω<)o M-Mahwah, and Nyoah, Hogwah, Miwcah, and +Tiwzah. + +17:4 And they came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw befowe Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and befowe Joshua +t-the son of Nyun, and befowe t-the pwinces, s-saying, The WOWD commanded +Moses to g-give us an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among ouw bwethwen. Thewefowe +a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the WOWD he gave t-them an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +among t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of theiw fathew. + +17:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww t-ten powtions to Manyasseh, beside t-the wand of +Giwead and B-Bashan, which wewe on t-the othew side Jowdan; 17:6 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because +t-the daughtews of Manyasseh h-had an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among his sons: and t-the +w-west of Manyasseh's sons h-had t-the wand of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +17:7 And t-the coast of Manyasseh w-was fwom Ashew to M-Michmethah, that +wieth befowe Shechem; and t-the bowdew went awong on t-the wight hand u-unto +t-the i-inhabitants of Entappuah. + +1-17:8 Nyow Manyasseh h-had t-the wand of Tappuah: but Tappuah on t-the bowdew +of Manyasseh bewonged to t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim; 17:9 And t-the coast +descended u-unto t-the wivew Kanyah, southwawd of t-the wivew: these c-cities +of Ephwaim awe among t-the c-cities of Manyasseh: t-the coast of Manyasseh +awso w-was on t-the nyowth side of t-the wivew, and t-the outgoings of it wewe +a-at t-the sea: 17:10 S-Southwawd it w-was Ephwaim's, and nyowthwawd it w-was +Manyasseh's, and t-the sea is his b-bowdew; and they met togethew in Ashew +on t-the nyowth, and in Issachaw on t-the east. + +17:11 And Manyasseh h-had in Issachaw and in Ashew Bethshean and hew +t-towns, and I-Ibweam and hew t-towns, and t-the i-inhabitants of Dow and hew +t-towns, and t-the i-inhabitants of E-Endow and hew t-towns, and t-the i-inhabitants +of (つ✧ω✧)つ T-Taanyach and hew t-towns, and t-the i-inhabitants of Megiddo and hew +t-towns, even thwee c-countwies. + +17:12 Y-Yet t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh couwd nyot dwive out t-the i-inhabitants +of those cities; but t-the Canyaanyites w-wouwd dweww in that wand. + +17:13 Y-Yet it came to pass, when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe waxen +stwong, that they put t-the Canyaanyites to t-twibute, but did nyot u-uttewwy +dwive t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +17:14 And t-the chiwdwen of Joseph spake u-unto Joshua, s-saying, Why hast +t-thou given m-me but onye wot and onye powtion to inhewit, seeing I am a +gweat p-peopwe, fowasmuch as t-the WOWD hath bwessed m-me hithewto? (=①ω①=) 1-17:15 +And Joshua answewed t-them, If t-thou be a gweat p-peopwe, t-then get thee up +to t-the w-wood countwy, and cut down (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thysewf (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the wand of t-the +Pewizzites and of t-the giants, if mount Ephwaim be too nyawwow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +17:16 And t-the chiwdwen of Joseph said, The (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww is nyot e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Canyaanyites that dweww in t-the wand of t-the vawwey have +chawiots of i-iwon, both they who awe of Bethshean and hew t-towns, and +they who awe of t-the vawwey of Jezweew. + +17:17 And Joshua spake u-unto t-the house of Joseph, even to Ephwaim and +to Manyasseh, s-saying, T-Thou awt a gweat p-peopwe, and hast gweat powew: +t-thou shawt nyot have onye wot onwy: 17:18 But t-the mountain shaww be +thinye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a wood, and t-thou shawt cut it down: and t-the outgoings +of it shaww be thinye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt dwive out t-the Canyaanyites, t-though +they have (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon c-chawiots, and t-though they be s-stwong. + +18:1 And t-the w-whowe c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew assembwed +togethew a-at S-Shiwoh, and s-set up t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation +thewe. And t-the wand w-was subdued befowe them. + +18:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew seven t-twibes, +which h-had nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet weceived theiw inhewitance. + +18:3 And Joshua said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, How wong awe ye +swack to go to possess t-the wand, which t-the WOWD God of youw f-fathews +hath given y-you? 18:4 Give out fwom among you thwee men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow each +twibe: and I wiww send t-them, and they shaww wise, and go thwough t-the +wand, and descwibe it a-accowding to t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-them; and they +shaww come again to me. + +18:5 And they shaww divide it into seven pawts: Judah shaww abide in +theiw coast on t-the south, and t-the house of Joseph shaww abide in theiw +coasts on t-the n-nyowth. + +18:6 Ye shaww thewefowe descwibe t-the wand into seven pawts, and bwing +t-the (☆▽☆) d-descwiption hithew to me, that I may cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you hewe befowe +t-the WOWD ouw God. + +18:7 But t-the Wevites have nyo pawt among you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiesthood of t-the +WOWD is theiw inhewitance: and Gad, and W-Weuben, and hawf t-the twibe of +Manyasseh, have weceived theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance beyond (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan on t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, +which Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD gave them. + +18:8 And t-the men a-awose, and went (☆ω☆) a-away: and Joshua c-chawged t-them that +went to descwibe t-the wand, s-saying, Go and wawk thwough t-the wand, and +descwibe it, and come again to me, that I may hewe cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you +befowe t-the WOWD in Shiwoh. + +18:9 And t-the men went and passed thwough t-the wand, and descwibed it by +c-cities into seven pawts in a b-book, and came again to Joshua to t-the +\(★ω★)/ h-host a-at Shiwoh. + +18:10 And Joshua cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them in Shiwoh befowe t-the WOWD: and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Joshua d-divided t-the wand u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a-accowding to +theiw divisions. + +1-18:11 And t-the wot of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin came up +a-accowding to theiw famiwies: and t-the coast of theiw wot came fowth +b-between t-the chiwdwen of Judah and t-the chiwdwen of Joseph. + +18:12 And theiw bowdew on t-the nyowth side w-was fwom Jowdan; and t-the +bowdew went up to t-the side of Jewicho on t-the nyowth side, and went up +thwough t-the mountains westwawd; and t-the goings out theweof wewe a-at t-the +wiwdewnyess of Bethaven. + +18:13 And t-the bowdew went o-ovew fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence towawd W-Wuz, to t-the side of +W-Wuz, which is Bethew, southwawd; and t-the bowdew descended to +Atawothadaw, (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww that wieth on t-the south side of t-the nyethew +(✧∀✧)/ *cries* B-Bethhowon. + +18:14 And t-the bowdew w-was dwawn thence, and compassed t-the cownyew of t-the +sea southwawd, fwom t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww that wieth befowe Bethhowon southwawd; +and t-the goings out theweof wewe a-at Kiwjathbaaw, which is +Kiwjathjeawim, a city of t-the chiwdwen of Judah: this w-was t-the west +q-quawtew. + +18:15 And t-the south quawtew w-was fwom t-the end of Kiwjathjeawim, and t-the +bowdew went out on t-the west, and went out to t-the w-weww of watews of +Nyephtoah: 18:16 And t-the bowdew came down to t-the end of t-the mountain +that wieth befowe t-the vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, and which is in t-the +vawwey of t-the giants on t-the nyowth, and descended to t-the vawwey of +Hinnyom, to t-the side of Jebusi on t-the south, and descended to Enwogew, +18:17 And w-was dwawn fwom t-the nyowth, and went fowth to Enshemesh, and +went fowth towawd Gewiwoth, which is o-ovew against t-the g-going up of +Adummim, and descended to t-the stonye of Bohan t-the son of W-Weuben, 18:18 +And passed awong towawd t-the side o-ovew against Awabah nyowthwawd, and +went down u-unto Awabah: 18:19 And t-the bowdew passed awong to t-the side +of Bethhogwah nyowthwawd: and t-the outgoings of t-the bowdew wewe a-at t-the +nyowth bay of t-the sawt sea a-at t-the south end of Jowdan: this w-was t-the +south coast. + +18:20 And (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan w-was t-the bowdew of it on t-the east side. This w-was t-the +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, by t-the coasts theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +a-about, a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +1-18:21 Nyow t-the c-cities of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin +a-accowding to theiw famiwies wewe Jewicho, and Bethhogwah, and t-the +vawwey of K-Keziz, 18:22 And B-Bethawabah, and Zemawaim, and Bethew, 1-18:23 +And Avim, and Phawah, and (ノωヽ) O-Ophwah, 18:24 And Chephawhaammonyai, and +Ophnyi, and G-Gaba; twewve c-cities with theiw viwwages: 18:25 G-Gibeon, and +(=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and B-Beewoth, 18:26 And Mizpeh, and C-Chephiwah, and (^-^*)/ M-Mozah, 18:27 +And Wekem, and Iwpeew, and Tawawah, 18:28 And Zewah, Eweph, and +J-Jebusi, which is J-Jewusawem, G-Gibeath, and K-Kiwjath; fouwteen c-cities with +theiw viwwages. This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin +a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +19:1 And t-the second wot came fowth to S-Simeon, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twibe of +t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon a-accowding to theiw famiwies: and theiw +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance w-was within t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of J-Judah. + +19:2 And they h-had in theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance Beewsheba, and Sheba, and +Mowadah, 19:3 And Hazawshuaw, and Bawah, and Azem, 19:4 And Ewtowad, +and B-Bethuw, and Howmah, 19:5 And Zikwag, and B-Bethmawcaboth, and +Hazawsusah, 1-19:6 And Bethwebaoth, and Shawuhen; thiwteen c-cities and +theiw viwwages: 19:7 Ain, Wemmon, and Ethew, and A-Ashan; fouw c-cities +and theiw viwwages: 19:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the v-viwwages that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about +these c-cities to Baawathbeew, Wamath of t-the south. This is t-the +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon a-accowding to theiw +famiwies. + +19:9 Out of t-the powtion of t-the chiwdwen of Judah w-was t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pawt of t-the chiwdwen of Judah w-was +too m-much (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: thewefowe t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon h-had theiw +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance within t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of them. + +19:10 And t-the thiwd wot came up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun a-accowding +to theiw famiwies: and t-the bowdew of theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance w-was u-unto Sawid: +1-19:11 And theiw bowdew went up towawd t-the sea, and Mawawah, and +weached to D-Dabbasheth, and weached to t-the wivew that is befowe +Joknyeam; (o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom Sawid eastwawd towawd t-the sunwising +u-unto t-the bowdew of Chiswothtabow, and t-then goeth out to Dabewath, and +goeth up to Japhia, 19:13 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence passeth on awong on t-the east +to Gittahhephew, to Ittahkazin, and goeth out to W-Wemmonmethoaw to +Nyeah; 19:14 And t-the bowdew c-compasseth it on t-the nyowth side to +Hannyathon: and t-the outgoings theweof awe in t-the vawwey of Jiphthahew: +19:15 And Kattath, and Nyahawwaw, and Shimwon, and Idawah, and +Bethwehem: twewve c-cities with theiw viwwages. + +19:16 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun a-accowding to +theiw famiwies, these c-cities with theiw viwwages. + +19:17 And t-the fouwth wot came out to I-Issachaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of +Issachaw a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +19:18 And theiw bowdew w-was towawd Jezweew, and (=①ω①=) *giggles shyly* C-Chesuwwoth, and Shunyem, +19:19 And Haphwaim, and Shihon, and Anyahawath, 19:20 And W-Wabbith, and +Kishion, and Abez, 19:21 And Wemeth, and Engannyim, and Enhaddah, and +Bethpazzez; 1-19:22 And t-the coast weacheth to T-Tabow, and S-Shahazimah, and +B-Bethshemesh; and t-the outgoings of theiw bowdew wewe a-at Jowdan: sixteen +c-cities with theiw viwwages. + +19:23 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Issachaw +a-accowding to theiw famiwies, t-the c-cities and theiw viwwages. + +19:24 And t-the fifth wot came out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of +Ashew a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +19:25 And theiw bowdew w-was H-Hewkath, and Hawi, and B-Beten, and A-Achshaph, +19:26 And Awammewech, and A-Amad, and Misheaw; and weacheth to Cawmew +westwawd, and to Shihowwibnyath; 19:27 And tuwnyeth towawd t-the sunwising +to Bethdagon, and weacheth to Zebuwun, and to t-the vawwey of Jiphthahew +towawd t-the nyowth side of Bethemek, and N-Nyeiew, and goeth out to Cabuw +on t-the weft hand, 19:28 And Hebwon, and W-Wehob, and Hammon, and Kanyah, +even u-unto gweat Zidon; 19:29 And t-then t-the coast tuwnyeth to (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and +to t-the stwong city T-Tywe; and t-the coast tuwnyeth to Hosah; and t-the +outgoings theweof awe a-at t-the sea fwom t-the coast to Achzib: 1-19:30 Ummah +awso, and Aphek, and Wehob: ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two c-cities with theiw viwwages. + +19:31 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew +a-accowding to theiw famiwies, these c-cities with theiw viwwages. + +19:32 The sixth wot came out to t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +19:33 And theiw coast w-was fwom H-Heweph, fwom A-Awwon to Zaanyannyim, and +Adami, Nyekeb, and Jabnyeew, u-unto Wakum; and t-the outgoings theweof wewe +a-at Jowdan: 19:34 And t-then t-the coast tuwnyeth westwawd to Aznyothtabow, +and goeth out fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence to Hukkok, and weacheth to Zebuwun on t-the +south side, and weacheth to Ashew on t-the west side, and to Judah upon +(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan towawd t-the sunwising. + +19:35 And t-the f-fenced c-cities awe Ziddim, Zew, and H-Hammath, Wakkath, and +Chinnyeweth, 19:36 And Adamah, and (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and H-Hazow, 19:37 And Kedesh, +and (o･ω･o) E-Edwei, and E-Enhazow, 19:38 And Iwon, and Migdawew, H-Howem, and +Bethanyath, and B-Bethshemesh; nyinyeteen c-cities with theiw viwwages. + +19:39 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi +a-accowding to theiw famiwies, t-the c-cities and theiw viwwages. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-19:40 And t-the seventh wot came out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of +Dan a-accowding to theiw famiwies. + +19:41 And t-the coast of theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance w-was Z-Zowah, and Eshtaow, and +I-Iwshemesh, 19:42 And S-Shaawabbin, and Ajawon, and Jethwah, ^w^ 1-19:43 And +Ewon, and Thimnyathah, and Ekwon, 19:44 And Ewtekeh, and G-Gibbethon, and +Baawath, 19:45 And ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ J-Jehud, and Benyebewak, and Gathwimmon, 19:46 And +M-Mejawkon, and W-Wakkon, with t-the bowdew befowe Japho. + +19:47 And t-the coast of t-the chiwdwen of Dan went out too ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(=`ω´=) t-them: thewefowe t-the chiwdwen of Dan went up to fight against Weshem, +and took it, and smote it with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and p-possessed +it, and d-dwewt thewein, and cawwed Weshem, Dan, aftew t-the nyame of Dan +theiw fathew. + +19:48 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Dan +a-accowding to theiw famiwies, these c-cities with theiw viwwages. + +19:49 When they h-had m-made an end of dividing t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +by theiw coasts, t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew gave an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to Joshua +t-the son of N-Nyun among (=`ω´=) t-them: 19:50 Accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD +they gave him t-the city which he ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, even T-Timnyathsewah in mount +Ephwaim: and he b-buiwt t-the city, and d-dwewt thewein. + +19:51 These awe t-the inhewitances, which Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and Joshua +t-the son of Nyun, and t-the heads of t-the f-fathews of t-the twibes of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, d-divided (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance by wot in Shiwoh befowe +t-the WOWD, a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. S-So they +m-made an end of dividing t-the countwy. + +20:1 The WOWD awso spake u-unto Joshua, s-saying, ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 Speak to t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Appoint out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you c-cities of wefuge, +wheweof I spake u-unto you by t-the hand of Moses: 20:3 That t-the swayew +that kiwweth any pewson unyawawes and unwittingwy may fwee thithew: and +they shaww be youw wefuge fwom t-the avengew of bwood. + +20:4 And when he that doth fwee u-unto onye of those c-cities shaww stand +a-at t-the entewing of t-the gate of t-the city, and shaww decwawe his c-cause +in t-the eaws of t-the ewdews of that city, they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take him into t-the +city u-unto t-them, and g-give him a pwace, that he may dweww among them. + +20:5 And if t-the avengew of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood puwsue aftew him, t-then they shaww nyot +d-dewivew t-the swayew up into his hand; because he smote his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw +unwittingwy, and hated him nyot befowetime. + +20:6 And he shaww dweww in that city, untiw he stand befowe t-the +c-congwegation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-judgment, and untiw t-the death of t-the high pwiest that +shaww be in those ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: t-then shaww t-the swayew wetuwn, and come u-unto +his own city, and u-unto his own h-house, u-unto t-the city fwom whence he +fwed. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And they appointed K-Kedesh in G-Gawiwee in mount Nyaphtawi, and +Shechem in mount Ephwaim, and Kiwjathawba, which is Hebwon, in t-the +mountain of J-Judah. + +20:8 And on t-the othew side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan by Jewicho eastwawd, they assignyed +B-Bezew in t-the wiwdewnyess upon t-the pwain out of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, and +Wamoth in Giwead out of t-the twibe of Gad, and Gowan in Bashan out of +t-the twibe of M-Manyasseh. + +20:9 These wewe t-the c-cities appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among t-them, that w-whosoevew +kiwweth any pewson a-at unyawawes m-might fwee thithew, and nyot die by t-the +hand of t-the avengew of bwood, untiw he s-stood befowe t-the c-congwegation. + +21:1 T-Then came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the heads of t-the f-fathews of t-the Wevites u-unto +Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and u-unto Joshua t-the son of Nyun, and u-unto t-the heads +of t-the f-fathews of t-the twibes of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; 21:2 And they +spake u-unto t-them a-at Shiwoh in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, s-saying, The WOWD +commanded by t-the hand of Moses to g-give us c-cities to dweww in, with t-the +s-subuwbs theweof (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw c-cattwe. + +21:3 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew gave u-unto t-the Wevites out of theiw +inhewitance, a-at t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, these c-cities and theiw +subuwbs. + +21:4 And t-the wot came out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the famiwies of t-the K-Kohathites: and t-the +chiwdwen of Aawon t-the pwiest, which wewe of t-the W-Wevites, h-had by wot +out of t-the twibe of Judah, and out of t-the twibe of S-Simeon, and out of +t-the twibe of Benjamin, thiwteen cities. + +21:5 And t-the w-west of t-the chiwdwen of Kohath h-had by wot out of t-the +famiwies of t-the twibe of Ephwaim, and out of t-the twibe of Dan, and out +of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, t-ten cities. + +2-21:6 And t-the chiwdwen of G-Gewshon h-had by wot out of t-the famiwies of t-the +twibe of I-Issachaw, and out of t-the twibe of Ashew, and out of t-the twibe +of Nyaphtawi, and out of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh in B-Bashan, thiwteen +cities. + +21:7 The chiwdwen of M-Mewawi by theiw famiwies h-had out of t-the twibe of +W-Weuben, and out of t-the twibe of Gad, and out of t-the twibe of Zebuwun, +twewve cities. + +21:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew gave by wot u-unto t-the Wevites these +c-cities with theiw subuwbs, as t-the WOWD commanded by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +21:9 And they gave out of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, and out +of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon, these c-cities which awe hewe +m-mentionyed by nyame. + +21:10 W-Which t-the chiwdwen of Aawon, being of t-the famiwies of t-the +Kohathites, who wewe of t-the chiwdwen of Wevi, had: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiws w-was t-the +fiwst wot. + +21:11 And they gave t-them t-the city of Awba t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Anyak, which +city is Hebwon, in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww c-countwy of Judah, with t-the s-subuwbs theweof +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about it. + +21:12 But t-the fiewds of t-the city, and t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, gave they +to C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his p-possession. + +2-21:13 T-Thus they gave to t-the chiwdwen of Aawon t-the pwiest H-Hebwon with +hew subuwbs, to be a city of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swayew; and Wibnyah with +hew subuwbs, 21:14 And Jattiw with hew subuwbs, and Eshtemoa with hew +subuwbs, 2-21:15 And Howon with hew subuwbs, and Debiw with hew subuwbs, +21:16 And Ain with hew subuwbs, and Juttah with hew subuwbs, and +Bethshemesh with hew subuwbs; nyinye c-cities out of those two twibes. + +21:17 And out of t-the twibe of Benjamin, G-Gibeon with hew subuwbs, Geba +with hew subuwbs, 2-21:18 Anyathoth with hew subuwbs, and Awmon with hew +subuwbs; fouw cities. + +2-21:19 Aww t-the c-cities of t-the chiwdwen of Aawon, t-the p-pwiests, wewe +thiwteen c-cities with theiw subuwbs. + +21:20 And t-the famiwies of t-the chiwdwen of Kohath, t-the Wevites which +wemainyed of t-the chiwdwen of Kohath, even they h-had t-the c-cities of theiw +wot out of t-the twibe of Ephwaim. + +21:21 Fow they gave t-them Shechem with hew s-subuwbs in mount Ephwaim, to +be a city of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swayew; and Gezew with hew subuwbs, 2-21:22 +And Kibzaim with hew subuwbs, and Bethhowon with hew subuwbs; fouw +cities. + +21:23 And out of t-the twibe of Dan, Ewtekeh with hew subuwbs, (*´▽`*) G-Gibbethon +with hew subuwbs, 21:24 A-Aijawon with hew subuwbs, (x_x)V *teleports behind you* G-Gathwimmon with hew +subuwbs; fouw cities. + +21:25 And out of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, Tanyach with hew subuwbs, +and (x_x)V *teleports behind you* G-Gathwimmon with hew subuwbs; two cities. + +21:26 Aww t-the c-cities wewe t-ten with theiw s-subuwbs (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the famiwies of +t-the chiwdwen of Kohath that w-wemainyed. + +21:27 And u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Gewshon, of t-the famiwies of t-the +W-Wevites, out of t-the othew hawf twibe of Manyasseh they gave Gowan in +Bashan with hew subuwbs, to be a city of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swayew; and +Beeshtewah with hew subuwbs; two cities. + +21:28 And out of t-the twibe of I-Issachaw, Kishon with hew subuwbs, +Dabaweh with hew subuwbs, 21:29 Jawmuth with hew subuwbs, Engannyim +with hew subuwbs; fouw cities. + +2-21:30 And out of t-the twibe of Ashew, Mishaw with hew subuwbs, Abdon +with hew subuwbs, 21:31 H-Hewkath with hew subuwbs, and Wehob with hew +subuwbs; fouw cities. + +21:32 And out of t-the twibe of Nyaphtawi, K-Kedesh in G-Gawiwee with hew +subuwbs, to be a city of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swayew; and Hammothdow with +hew subuwbs, and >_< K-Kawtan with hew subuwbs; thwee cities. + +21:33 Aww t-the c-cities of t-the Gewshonyites a-accowding to theiw famiwies +wewe thiwteen c-cities with theiw subuwbs. + +21:34 And u-unto t-the famiwies of t-the chiwdwen of Mewawi, t-the w-west of t-the +W-Wevites, out of t-the twibe of Zebuwun, Joknyeam with hew subuwbs, and +Kawtah with hew subuwbs, 21:35 Dimnyah with hew subuwbs, Nyahawaw with +hew subuwbs; fouw cities. + +21:36 And out of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, B-Bezew with hew subuwbs, and +(*ﾉωﾉ) J-Jahazah with hew subuwbs, 21:37 Kedemoth with hew subuwbs, and +Mephaath with hew subuwbs; fouw cities. + +2-21:38 And out of t-the twibe of Gad, Wamoth in Giwead with hew subuwbs, +to be a city of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swayew; and Mahanyaim with hew subuwbs, +21:39 H-Heshbon with hew subuwbs, (^ω~) J-Jazew with hew subuwbs; fouw c-cities in +aww. + +(-_-) 2-21:40 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of M-Mewawi by theiw famiwies, +which wewe wemainying of t-the famiwies of t-the W-Wevites, wewe by theiw wot +twewve cities. + +21:41 Aww t-the c-cities of t-the Wevites within t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe f-fowty and eight c-cities with theiw subuwbs. + +21:42 These c-cities wewe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with theiw s-subuwbs (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about (=`ω´=) t-them: +thus wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these cities. + +21:43 And t-the WOWD gave u-unto Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand which he swawe to +g-give u-unto theiw fathews; and they p-possessed it, and d-dwewt thewein. + +2-21:44 And t-the WOWD gave t-them w-west (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +he swawe u-unto theiw fathews: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood nyot a man of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +enyemies befowe t-them; t-the WOWD dewivewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies into theiw +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +21:45 Thewe faiwed nyot ought of any g-good t-thing which t-the WOWD h-had +spoken u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww came to pass. + +22:1 T-Then Joshua cawwed t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and t-the G-Gadites, and t-the hawf +twibe of Manyasseh, 2-22:2 And said u-unto t-them, Ye have kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD commanded y-you, and have obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I commanded you: (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 Ye have nyot weft youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen these +many days u-unto this day, but have kept t-the chawge of t-the commandment +of t-the WOWD youw God. + +22:4 And nyow t-the WOWD youw God hath given w-west u-unto youw bwethwen, as +he pwomised (=`ω´=) t-them: thewefowe nyow (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn ye, and get you u-unto youw +tents, and u-unto t-the wand of youw possession, which Moses t-the sewvant +of t-the WOWD gave you on t-the othew side Jowdan. + +2-22:5 But o(>ω<)o t-take d-diwigent heed to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the commandment and t-the w-waw, which +Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD c-chawged y-you, to wove t-the WOWD youw G-God, +and to wawk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, and to keep his commandments, and to +cweave u-unto him, and to sewve him with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +youw souw. + +22:6 S-So Joshua bwessed t-them, and sent t-them (☆ω☆) a-away: and they went u-unto +theiw tents. + +22:7 Nyow to t-the onye hawf of t-the twibe of Manyasseh Moses h-had given +^.^ p-possession in Bashan: but u-unto t-the othew hawf theweof gave Joshua +among theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan westwawd. And when Joshua +sent t-them away awso u-unto theiw tents, t-then he bwessed t-them, 22:8 And +he spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, W-Wetuwn with m-much w-wiches u-unto youw tents, +and with vewy m-much cattwe, with s-siwvew, and with gowd, and with b-bwass, +and with i-iwon, and with vewy m-much ( =ω=)..nyaa w-waiment: divide t-the spoiw of youw +enyemies with youw bwethwen. + +22:9 And t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the hawf +twibe of Manyasseh wetuwnyed, and depawted fwom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +out of S-Shiwoh, which is in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, to go u-unto t-the c-countwy +of Giwead, to t-the wand of theiw possession, wheweof they wewe +possessed, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +22:10 And when they came u-unto t-the b-bowdews of Jowdan, that awe in t-the +wand of C-Canyaan, t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the +hawf twibe of Manyasseh b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw by Jowdan, a gweat awtaw +to s-see t-to. + +22:11 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew heawd say, Behowd, t-the chiwdwen of +(*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh have +b-buiwt an awtaw o-ovew against t-the wand of C-Canyaan, in t-the b-bowdews of +Jowdan, a-at t-the passage of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +22:12 And when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew heawd of it, t-the w-whowe +c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew gathewed themsewves togethew a-at +S-Shiwoh, to go up to waw against them. + +22:13 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew sent u-unto t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and +to t-the chiwdwen of Gad, and to t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, into t-the +wand of Giwead, OwO P-Phinyehas t-the son of Eweazaw t-the pwiest, 22:14 And with +him t-ten pwinces, of each chief house a pwince (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +twibes of I-Iswaew; and each onye w-was an ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the house of theiw +f-fathews among t-the thousands of Iswaew. + +22:15 And they came u-unto t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and to t-the chiwdwen +of Gad, and to t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, u-unto t-the wand of Giwead, +and they spake with t-them, s-saying, 22:16 T-Thus saith t-the w-whowe +c-congwegation of t-the WOWD, What twespass is this that ye have committed +against t-the God of I-Iswaew, to tuwn away this day fwom fowwowing t-the +WOWD, in that ye have buiwded you an awtaw, that ye m-might webew this +day against t-the WOWD? (^人^) 2-22:17 Is t-the i-inyiquity of P-Peow too ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +u-us, fwom which we awe nyot cweansed untiw this day, awthough (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +a pwague in t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD, 22:18 But that ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must tuwn +away this day fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD? and it wiww be, seeing ye webew +to day against t-the WOWD, that to mowwow he wiww be wwoth with t-the +w-whowe c-congwegation of Iswaew. + +22:19 Nyotwithstanding, if t-the wand of youw ^.^ p-possession be u-uncwean, t-then +pass ye o-ovew u-unto t-the wand of t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the WOWD, whewein t-the +WOWD's tabewnyacwe dwewweth, and o(>ω<)o t-take ^.^ p-possession among us: but webew +nyot against t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow webew against u-us, in buiwding you an awtaw +beside t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD ouw God. + +22:20 Did nyot Achan t-the son of Zewah commit a twespass in t-the accuwsed +thing, and wwath feww on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew? and that man +pewished nyot awonye in his inyiquity. + +22:21 T-Then t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the hawf +twibe of Manyasseh answewed, and said u-unto t-the heads of t-the thousands +of I-Iswaew, 2-22:22 The WOWD God of gods, t-the WOWD God of gods, he +knyoweth, and Iswaew he shaww knyow; if it be in (--_--) w-webewwion, ow if in +twansgwession against t-the WOWD, (-(save us nyot this day,) 22:23 That we +have b-buiwt us an awtaw to tuwn fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD, ow if to offew +theweon buwnt offewing ow meat o-offewing, ow if to offew peace +offewings theweon, wet t-the WOWD himsewf wequiwe it; 22:24 And if we +have nyot wathew donye it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of this thing, s-saying, In time to +come youw chiwdwen m-might speak u-unto ouw c-chiwdwen, s-saying, What have ye +to (^-^*)/ d-do with t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew? 22:25 Fow t-the WOWD hath m-made +(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan a bowdew b-between us and y-you, ye chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and chiwdwen +of G-Gad; ye have nyo pawt in t-the WOWD: so shaww youw chiwdwen make ouw +chiwdwen cease fwom feawing t-the WOWD. + +22:26 Thewefowe we said, Wet us nyow p-pwepawe to buiwd us an awtaw, nyot +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt o-offewing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sacwifice: 22:27 But that it may be a +witnyess b-between u-us, and y-you, and ouw genyewations aftew u-us, that we +m-might (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the WOWD befowe him with ouw buwnt offewings, +and with ouw sacwifices, and with ouw peace offewings; that youw +chiwdwen may nyot say to ouw chiwdwen in time to come, Ye have nyo pawt +in t-the WOWD. + +22:28 Thewefowe said ^w^ w-we, that it shaww be, when they shouwd so say to +us ow to ouw genyewations in time to come, that we may say again, +(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the pattewn of t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD, which ouw f-fathews made, +nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewings, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sacwifices; but it is a witnyess +b-between us and you. + +22:29 God fowbid that we shouwd webew against t-the WOWD, and tuwn this +day fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD, to buiwd an awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewings, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat offewings, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sacwifices, beside t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD +ouw God that is befowe his tabewnyacwe. + +22:30 And when OwO P-Phinyehas t-the pwiest, and t-the pwinces of t-the +c-congwegation and heads of t-the thousands of Iswaew which wewe with him, +heawd t-the w-wowds that t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad +and t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh spake, it pweased them. + +22:31 And OwO P-Phinyehas t-the son of Eweazaw t-the pwiest said u-unto t-the +chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and to t-the chiwdwen of Gad, and to t-the chiwdwen of +Manyasseh, This day we pewceive that t-the WOWD is among u-us, because ye +have nyot committed this twespass against t-the WOWD: nyow ye have +dewivewed t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of t-the hand of t-the WOWD. + +22:32 And OwO P-Phinyehas t-the son of Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and t-the pwinces, +wetuwnyed fwom t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and fwom t-the chiwdwen of Gad, +out of t-the wand of Giwead, u-unto t-the wand of C-Canyaan, to t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, and b-bwought t-them wowd again. + +22:33 And t-the t-thing pweased t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; and t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew bwessed G-God, and did nyot intend to go up against t-them in +battwe, to d-destwoy t-the wand whewein t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and Gad +d-dwewt. + +22:34 And t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad cawwed t-the +awtaw Ed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww be a witnyess b-between us that t-the WOWD is God. + +23:1 And it came to pass a wong time aftew that t-the WOWD h-had given +w-west u-unto Iswaew fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, that Joshua (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed +o-owd and s-stwicken in age. + +23:2 And Joshua cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw ewdews, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw heads, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw judges, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw officews, and said +u-unto t-them, I am o-owd and s-stwicken in a-age: 23:3 And ye have s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that t-the WOWD youw God hath donye u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these nyations because of +you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God is he that hath fought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +23:4 Behowd, I have d-divided u-unto you by wot these nyations that w-wemain, +to be an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw t-twibes, fwom Jowdan, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +nyations that I have cut off, even u-unto t-the gweat sea westwawd. + +23:5 And t-the WOWD youw G-God, he shaww expew t-them fwom befowe y-you, and +dwive t-them fwom out of youw sight; and ye shaww possess theiw wand, as +t-the WOWD youw God hath pwomised u-unto you. + +23:6 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye thewefowe vewy c-couwageous to keep and to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is +wwitten in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, that ye tuwn nyot aside +thewefwom to t-the wight hand ow to t-the weft; 2-23:7 That ye come nyot +among these n-nyations, these that wemain among you; nyeithew make mention +of t-the nyame of theiw gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-cause to sweaw by t-them, nyeithew sewve +t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bow youwsewves u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 2-23:8 But cweave u-unto t-the WOWD youw +G-God, as ye have donye u-unto this d-day. + +23:9 Fow t-the WOWD hath dwiven out fwom befowe you gweat nyations and +stwong: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, nyo man hath b-been abwe to stand befowe you u-unto +this d-day. + +23:10 Onye man of you shaww c-chase a thousand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw G-God, he +it is that fighteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, as he hath pwomised you. + +23:11 Take g-good heed thewefowe u-unto youwsewves, that ye wove t-the WOWD +youw God. + +23:12 Ewse if ye (^-^*)/ d-do in any wise go b-back, and cweave u-unto t-the wemnyant +of these n-nyations, even these that wemain among y-you, and shaww make +mawwiages with t-them, and go in u-unto t-them, and they to you: 2-23:13 K-Knyow +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a cewtainty that t-the WOWD youw God wiww nyo mowe dwive out any of +these nyations fwom befowe you; but they shaww be snyawes and twaps u-unto +y-you, and scouwges in youw sides, and thowns in youw eyes, untiw ye +pewish fwom off this g-good wand which t-the WOWD youw God hath given you. + +23:14 And, b-behowd, this day I am g-going t-the w-way of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: and +ye knyow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw (x_x)V h-heawts and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw souws, that nyot onye t-thing +hath faiwed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good things which t-the WOWD youw God spake +c-concewnying you; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe come to pass u-unto y-you, and nyot onye t-thing hath +faiwed t-theweof. + +23:15 Thewefowe it shaww come to pass, that as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good things awe +come upon y-you, which t-the WOWD youw God pwomised you; so shaww t-the WOWD +bwing upon you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw things, untiw he have destwoyed you fwom off +this g-good wand which t-the WOWD youw God hath given you. + +23:16 When ye have twansgwessed t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD youw G-God, +which he commanded y-you, and have gonye and sewved othew gods, and b-bowed +youwsewves to t-them; t-then shaww t-the angew of t-the WOWD be kindwed +against y-you, and ye shaww pewish quickwy fwom off t-the g-good wand which +he hath given u-unto you. + +2-24:1 And Joshua gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to S-Shechem, and +cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw heads, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +judges, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw officews; and they pwesented themsewves befowe +God. + +24:2 And Joshua said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of +I-Iswaew, Youw f-fathews d-dwewt on t-the othew side of t-the fwood in o-owd time, +even Tewah, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of A-Abwaham, and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of N-Nyachow: and they +sewved othew gods. + +24:3 And I took youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham fwom t-the othew side of t-the fwood, +and w-wed him (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and m-muwtipwied his +seed, and gave him Isaac. + +2-24:4 And I gave u-unto Isaac J-Jacob and E-Esau: and I gave u-unto E-Esau mount +Seiw, to possess it; but J-Jacob and his chiwdwen went down into Egypt. + +24:5 I sent Moses awso and Aawon, and I (*≧ω≦*) p-pwagued Egypt, a-accowding to +that which I did among (=`ω´=) t-them: and aftewwawd I b-bwought you ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +24:6 And I b-bwought youw f-fathews out of Egypt: and ye came u-unto t-the +sea; and t-the Egyptians puwsued aftew youw f-fathews with chawiots and +howsemen u-unto t-the Wed sea. + +24:7 And when they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, he put dawknyess b-between you +and t-the Egyptians, and b-bwought t-the sea upon t-them, and covewed t-them; +and youw eyes have s-seen what I have donye in Egypt: and ye d-dwewt in t-the +wiwdewnyess a wong s-season. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And I b-bwought you into t-the wand of t-the A-Amowites, which d-dwewt on +t-the othew side Jowdan; and they fought with you: and I gave t-them into +youw hand, that ye m-might possess theiw wand; and I destwoyed t-them fwom +befowe you. + +24:9 T-Then Bawak t-the son of Zippow, king of M-Moab, awose and wawwed +against I-Iswaew, and sent and cawwed Bawaam t-the son of Beow to (O_O;) c-cuwse +you: 24:10 But I w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto Bawaam; thewefowe he bwessed +you s-stiww: so I dewivewed you out of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +24:11 And you went o-ovew Jowdan, and came u-unto Jewicho: and t-the men of +Jewicho fought against y-you, t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the +Canyaanyites, and t-the Hittites, and t-the Giwgashites, t-the Hivites, and +t-the Jebusites; and I dewivewed t-them into youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +24:12 And I sent t-the hownyet befowe y-you, which dwave t-them out fwom +befowe y-you, even t-the two kings of t-the Amowites; but nyot with thy +swowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with thy b-bow. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 And I have given you a wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which ye did nyot wabouw, and +c-cities which ye b-buiwt nyot, and ye dweww in t-them; of t-the vinyeyawds and +owiveyawds which ye pwanted nyot (^-^*)/ d-do ye eat. + +24:14 Nyow thewefowe f-feaw t-the WOWD, and sewve him in s-sincewity and in +twuth: and put away t-the gods which youw f-fathews sewved on t-the othew +side of t-the fwood, and in Egypt; and sewve ye t-the WOWD. + +24:15 And if it seem eviw u-unto you to sewve t-the WOWD, choose you this +day whom ye wiww sewve; whethew t-the gods which youw f-fathews sewved +that wewe on t-the othew side of t-the fwood, ow t-the gods of t-the A-Amowites, +in whose wand ye dweww: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, we wiww sewve t-the +WOWD. + +24:16 And t-the peopwe answewed and said, God fowbid that we shouwd +fowsake t-the WOWD, to sewve othew gods; 24:17 Fow t-the WOWD ouw G-God, he +it is that b-bwought us up and ouw f-fathews out of t-the wand of Egypt, +fwom t-the house of bondage, and which did those gweat signs in ouw +s-sight, and pwesewved us in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way whewein we went, and among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe thwough whom we passed: 24:18 And t-the WOWD dwave out fwom +befowe us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even t-the Amowites which d-dwewt in t-the wand: +thewefowe wiww we awso sewve t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is ouw God. + +24:19 And Joshua said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Ye c-cannyot sewve t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he is an h-howy God; he is a jeawous God; he wiww nyot fowgive youw +twansgwessions (=`ω´=) n-nyow youw sins. + +24:20 If ye fowsake t-the WOWD, and sewve s-stwange gods, t-then he wiww +tuwn and (^-^*)/ d-do you huwt, and consume y-you, aftew that he hath donye you +good. + +24:21 And t-the peopwe said u-unto Joshua, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but we wiww sewve t-the +WOWD. + +2-24:22 And Joshua said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Ye awe witnyesses against +youwsewves that ye have chosen you t-the WOWD, to sewve h-him. And they +said, We awe witnyesses. + +24:23 Nyow thewefowe put away, said he, t-the s-stwange gods which awe +among y-you, and i-incwinye youw heawt u-unto t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +24:24 And t-the peopwe said u-unto Joshua, The WOWD ouw God wiww we sewve, +and his voice wiww we obey. + +24:25 S-So Joshua m-made a c-covenyant with t-the peopwe that day, and s-set t-them +a statute and an owdinyance in Shechem. + +24:26 And Joshua wwote these w-wowds in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of G-God, and +took a gweat stonye, and s-set it up (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe undew an oak, that w-was by t-the +sanctuawy of t-the WOWD. + +2-24:27 And Joshua said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, Behowd, this stonye shaww be +a witnyess u-unto us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it hath heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD which +he spake u-unto us: it shaww be thewefowe a witnyess u-unto y-you, west ye +deny youw God. + +(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 S-So Joshua wet t-the peopwe depawt, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his inhewitance. + +24:29 And it came to pass aftew these things, that Joshua t-the son of +Nyun, t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD, died, being an hundwed and t-ten yeaws +owd. + +24:30 And they buwied him in t-the bowdew of his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in +Timnyathsewah, which is in mount Ephwaim, on t-the nyowth side of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww +of Gaash. + +24:31 And Iswaew sewved t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Joshua, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +days of t-the ewdews that ovewwived Joshua, and which h-had knyown (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wowks of t-the WOWD, that he h-had donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. + +2-24:32 And t-the bonyes of Joseph, which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew b-bwought up +out of Egypt, buwied they in S-Shechem, in a pawcew of (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound which +J-Jacob bought of t-the sons of H-Hamow t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Shechem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed +pieces of siwvew: and it became t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of +Joseph. + +24:33 And Eweazaw t-the son of Aawon died; and they buwied him in a (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww +that p-pewtainyed to OwO P-Phinyehas his son, which w-was given him in mount +Ephwaim. + + + + +The Book of Judges + + +1:1 Nyow aftew t-the death of Joshua it came to pass, that t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew asked t-the WOWD, s-saying, Who shaww go up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us against t-the +Canyaanyites fiwst, to fight against them? 1:2 And t-the WOWD said, Judah +shaww go up: b-behowd, I have dewivewed t-the wand into his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1:3 And Judah said u-unto S-Simeon his bwothew, Come up with m-me into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wot, that we may fight against t-the Canyaanyites; and I wikewise wiww go +with thee into thy wot. S-So S-Simeon went with h-him. + +1:4 And Judah went up; and t-the WOWD dewivewed t-the Canyaanyites and t-the +Pewizzites into theiw hand: and they swew of t-them in Bezek t-ten +t-thousand m-men. + +1:5 And they f-found Adonyibezek in Bezek: and they fought against him, +and they swew t-the Canyaanyites and t-the Pewizzites. + +1-1:6 But Adonyibezek fwed; and they puwsued aftew him, and caught him, +and cut off his t-thumbs and his gweat toes. + +1:7 And Adonyibezek said, (=①ω①=) T-Thweescowe and t-ten kings, h-having theiw t-thumbs +and theiw gweat t-toes cut off, gathewed theiw meat undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe: as I +have donye, so God hath w-wequited me. And they b-bwought him to J-Jewusawem, +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he died. + +1:8 Nyow t-the chiwdwen of Judah h-had fought against J-Jewusawem, and h-had +taken it, and smitten it with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and s-set t-the city +on fiwe. + +1-1:9 And aftewwawd t-the chiwdwen of Judah went down to fight against t-the +Canyaanyites, that d-dwewt in t-the mountain, and in t-the south, and in t-the +vawwey. + +1:10 And Judah went against t-the Canyaanyites that d-dwewt in H-Hebwon: (nyow +t-the nyame of H-Hebwon befowe w-was Kiwjathawba:) and they swew Sheshai, and +Ahiman, and Tawmai. + +1:11 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence he went against t-the i-inhabitants of Debiw: and t-the +nyame of Debiw befowe w-was Kiwjathsephew: 1:12 And C-Caweb said, He that +smiteth Kiwjathsephew, and taketh it, to him wiww I g-give A-Achsah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +daughtew to wife. + +1:13 And Othnyiew t-the son of Kenyaz, C-Caweb's youngew bwothew, took i-it: +and he gave him A-Achsah his daughtew to wife. + +1:14 And it came to pass, when she came to him, that she moved him to +ask of hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew a fiewd: and she wighted fwom off hew ass; and C-Caweb +said u-unto hew, What wiwt thou? 1:15 And she said u-unto him, Give m-me a +bwessing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast given m-me a south wand; g-give m-me awso spwings of +watew. And C-Caweb gave hew t-the (--_--) u-uppew spwings and t-the nyethew spwings. + +1:16 And t-the chiwdwen of t-the (っ˘ω˘ς ) K-Kenyite, Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, went up out +of t-the city of (o-_-o) p-pawm twees with t-the chiwdwen of Judah into t-the +wiwdewnyess of Judah, which wieth in t-the south of Awad; and they went +and d-dwewt among t-the peopwe. + +1:17 And Judah went with S-Simeon his bwothew, and they swew t-the +Canyaanyites that (✧ω✧) i-inhabited Z-Zephath, and u-uttewwy destwoyed it. And t-the +nyame of t-the city w-was cawwed Howmah. + +1:18 Awso Judah took Gaza with t-the coast t-theweof, and Askewon with t-the +coast t-theweof, and (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon with t-the coast t-theweof. + +1:19 And t-the WOWD w-was with Judah; and he dwave out t-the i-inhabitants of +t-the mountain; but couwd nyot dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of t-the vawwey, +because they h-had chawiots of iwon. + +1:20 And they gave H-Hebwon u-unto Caweb, as Moses said: and he expewwed +(o´∀`o) t-thence t-the thwee sons of Anyak. + +1-1:21 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin did nyot dwive out t-the Jebusites that +(✧ω✧) i-inhabited Jewusawem; but t-the Jebusites dweww with t-the chiwdwen of +Benjamin in Jewusawem u-unto this d-day. + +1:22 And t-the house of Joseph, they awso went up against B-Bethew: and +t-the WOWD w-was with them. + +1:23 And t-the house of Joseph sent to descwy Bethew. (Nyow t-the nyame of +t-the city befowe w-was Wuz.) 1-1:24 And t-the spies saw a man come fowth out +of t-the city, and they said u-unto him, Shew u-us, we p-pway thee, t-the +entwance into t-the city, and we wiww s-shew thee mewcy. + +1:25 And when he shewed t-them t-the entwance into t-the city, they smote +t-the city with t-the edge of t-the swowd; but they wet go t-the man and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his famiwy. + +1:26 And t-the man went into t-the wand of t-the Hittites, and b-buiwt a city, +and cawwed t-the nyame theweof W-Wuz: which is t-the nyame theweof u-unto this +d-day. + +1:27 N-Nyeithew did Manyasseh dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of Bethshean and +hew t-towns, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (つ✧ω✧)つ T-Taanyach and hew t-towns, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the i-inhabitants of Dow and +hew t-towns, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the i-inhabitants of I-Ibweam and hew t-towns, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the +i-inhabitants of Megiddo and hew towns: but t-the Canyaanyites w-wouwd dweww +in that wand. + +1:28 And it came to pass, when Iswaew w-was stwong, that they put t-the +Canyaanyites to t-twibute, and did nyot u-uttewwy dwive t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +1:29 N-Nyeithew did Ephwaim dwive out t-the Canyaanyites that d-dwewt in Gezew; +but t-the Canyaanyites d-dwewt in Gezew among them. + +1:30 N-Nyeithew did Zebuwun dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of Kitwon, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the +i-inhabitants of Nyahawow; but t-the Canyaanyites d-dwewt among t-them, and +became twibutawies. + +1:31 N-Nyeithew did Ashew dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of Accho, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the +i-inhabitants of Zidon, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of Ahwab, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of Achzib, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of Hewbah, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +of Aphik, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of Wehob: 1:32 But t-the Ashewites d-dwewt among t-the +Canyaanyites, t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they did nyot dwive t-them +＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +1:33 N-Nyeithew did Nyaphtawi dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of Bethshemesh, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the i-inhabitants of B-Bethanyath; but he d-dwewt among t-the Canyaanyites, +t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand: nyevewthewess t-the i-inhabitants of +Bethshemesh and of Bethanyath became twibutawies u-unto them. + +1:34 And t-the Amowites f-fowced t-the chiwdwen of Dan into t-the mountain: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they w-wouwd nyot s-suffew t-them to come down to t-the vawwey: 1:35 But +t-the Amowites w-wouwd dweww in mount Hewes in Aijawon, and in Shaawbim: +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the hand of t-the house of Joseph pwevaiwed, so that they became +twibutawies. + +1:36 And t-the coast of t-the Amowites w-was fwom t-the g-going up to Akwabbim, +fwom t-the wock, and u-upwawd. + +2:1 And an angew of t-the WOWD came up fwom G-Giwgaw to Bochim, and said, +I m-made you to go up out of Egypt, and have b-bwought you u-unto t-the wand +which I swawe u-unto youw fathews; and I said, I wiww nyevew bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +c-covenyant with you. + +2:2 And ye shaww make nyo weague with t-the i-inhabitants of this wand; ye +shaww thwow down theiw awtaws: but ye have nyot obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice: why +have ye donye t-this? 2-2:3 Whewefowe I awso said, I wiww nyot dwive t-them +out fwom befowe you; but they shaww be as thowns in youw sides, and +theiw gods shaww be a snyawe u-unto you. + +2:4 And it came to pass, when t-the angew of t-the WOWD spake these w-wowds +u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that t-the peopwe w-wifted up theiw +voice, and wept. + +2-2:5 And they cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace Bochim: and they sacwificed +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto t-the WOWD. + +2:6 And when Joshua h-had wet t-the peopwe go, t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to possess t-the wand. + +2-2:7 And t-the peopwe sewved t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Joshua, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +days of t-the ewdews that outwived Joshua, who h-had s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gweat +wowks of t-the WOWD, that he did (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. + +2:8 And Joshua t-the son of Nyun, t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD, died, being an +hundwed and t-ten yeaws owd. + +2-2:9 And they buwied him in t-the bowdew of his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in +Timnyathhewes, in t-the mount of Ephwaim, on t-the nyowth side of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww +Gaash. + +2:10 And awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that genyewation wewe gathewed u-unto theiw fathews: +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose anyothew genyewation aftew t-them, which knyew nyot t-the +WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the wowks which he h-had donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. + +2-2:11 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and +sewved Baawim: 2:12 And they fowsook t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, +which b-bwought t-them out of t-the wand of Egypt, and f-fowwowed othew gods, +of t-the gods of t-the peopwe that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them, and b-bowed +themsewves u-unto t-them, and p-pwovoked t-the WOWD to angew. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And they fowsook t-the WOWD, and sewved Baaw and Ashtawoth. + +2:14 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was hot against I-Iswaew, and he +dewivewed t-them into t-the h-hands of spoiwews that spoiwed t-them, and he +sowd t-them into t-the h-hands of theiw enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, so that they +couwd nyot any wongew stand befowe theiw enyemies. + +2:15 Whithewsoevew they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was against +t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, as t-the WOWD h-had said, and as t-the WOWD h-had swown u-unto +(=`ω´=) t-them: and they wewe gweatwy distwessed. + +2:16 Nyevewthewess t-the WOWD waised up judges, which dewivewed t-them out +of t-the hand of those that spoiwed them. + +2:17 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto theiw judges, but they went a +whowing aftew othew gods, and b-bowed themsewves u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +quickwy out of t-the w-way which theiw f-fathews wawked in, obeying t-the +c-commandments of t-the WOWD; but they did nyot so. + +2:18 And when t-the WOWD waised t-them up judges, t-then t-the WOWD w-was with +t-the judge, and dewivewed t-them out of t-the hand of theiw enyemies (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +days of t-the judge: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it wepented t-the WOWD because of theiw gwoanyings +by w-weason of t-them that oppwessed t-them and vexed them. + +2:19 And it came to pass, when t-the j-judge w-was dead, that they wetuwnyed, +and c-cowwupted themsewves mowe than theiw fathews, in fowwowing othew +gods to sewve t-them, and to bow down u-unto t-them; they ceased nyot fwom +theiw own doings, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fwom theiw stubbown way. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was hot against I-Iswaew; and he said, +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because that this peopwe hath twansgwessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant which I +commanded theiw fathews, and have nyot heawkenyed u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; 2:21 I +awso wiww nyot hencefowth dwive out any fwom befowe t-them of t-the nyations +which Joshua weft when he ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: 2:22 That thwough t-them I may pwove +I-Iswaew, whethew they wiww keep t-the w-way of t-the WOWD to wawk thewein, as +theiw f-fathews did keep it, ow n-nyot. + +2:23 Thewefowe t-the WOWD weft those n-nyations, without d-dwiving t-them out +hastiwy; nyeithew dewivewed he t-them into t-the hand of (╯✧▽✧)╯ J-Joshua. + +3-3:1 Nyow these awe t-the nyations which t-the WOWD weft, to pwove Iswaew by +t-them, even as many of Iswaew as h-had nyot knyown (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the waws of Canyaan; +3:2 Onwy that t-the genyewations of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew m-might knyow, to +t-teach t-them waw, a-at t-the weast such as befowe knyew nyothing t-theweof; 3-3:3 +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *blushes* N-Nyamewy, five wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Canyaanyites, and t-the +Sidonyians, and t-the Hivites that d-dwewt in mount Webanyon, fwom mount +B-Baawhewmon u-unto t-the entewing in of H-Hamath. + +3:4 And they wewe to pwove Iswaew by t-them, to knyow whethew they w-wouwd +heawken u-unto t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD, which he commanded theiw +f-fathews by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +3:5 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew d-dwewt among t-the Canyaanyites, Hittites, +and A-Amowites, and Pewizzites, and Hivites, and Jebusites: 3-3:6 And they +took theiw daughtews to be theiw wives, and gave theiw daughtews to +theiw ^-^ s-sons, and sewved theiw gods. + +3:7 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and +fowgat t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and sewved Baawim and t-the gwoves. + +3:8 Thewefowe t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was hot against I-Iswaew, and he +sowd t-them into t-the hand of Chushanwishathaim king of Mesopotamia: and +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew sewved Chushanwishathaim eight yeaws. + +3-3:9 And when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, t-the WOWD +waised up a dewivewew to t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, who dewivewed t-them, +even Othnyiew t-the son of Kenyaz, C-Caweb's youngew bwothew. + +3:10 And t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came upon him, and he judged I-Iswaew, +and went out to w-waw: and t-the WOWD dewivewed Chushanwishathaim king of +(　･ω･)☞ M-Mesopotamia into his hand; and his hand p-pwevaiwed against +Chushanwishathaim. + +3:11 And t-the wand h-had w-west f-fowty yeaws. And Othnyiew t-the son of Kenyaz +died. + +3:12 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw again in t-the sight of t-the +WOWD: and t-the WOWD stwengthenyed Egwon t-the king of Moab against I-Iswaew, +because they h-had donye eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD. + +3:13 And he gathewed u-unto him t-the chiwdwen of Ammon and Amawek, and +went and smote I-Iswaew, and p-possessed t-the city of (o-_-o) p-pawm twees. + +3:14 S-So t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew sewved Egwon t-the king of Moab eighteen +yeaws. + +3:15 But when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, t-the WOWD +waised t-them up a d-dewivewew, Ehud t-the son of Gewa, a Benjamite, a man +wefthanded: and by him t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew sent a pwesent u-unto +Egwon t-the king of Moab. + +3:16 But Ehud m-made him a ^.^ d-daggew which h-had two edges, of a c-cubit +wength; and he did giwd it undew his waiment upon his wight thigh. + +3:17 And he b-bwought t-the pwesent u-unto Egwon king of M-Moab: and Egwon w-was +a vewy fat m-man. + +3:18 And when he h-had m-made an end to offew t-the pwesent, he sent away +t-the peopwe that bawe t-the pwesent. + +3:19 But he himsewf (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again fwom t-the quawwies that wewe by +G-Giwgaw, and said, I have a secwet ewwand u-unto thee, O-O king: who said, +Keep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-siwence. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that s-stood by him went out fwom h-him. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And Ehud came u-unto h-him; and he w-was sitting in a summew p-pawwouw, +which he h-had (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf awonye. And Ehud said, I have a message fwom +God u-unto thee. + +And he awose out of his ~(>_<~) s-seat. + +3:21 And Ehud put fowth his weft hand, and took t-the ^.^ d-daggew fwom his +wight thigh, and thwust it into his b-bewwy: 3-3:22 And t-the haft awso went +in aftew t-the bwade; and t-the fat cwosed upon t-the bwade, so that he +couwd nyot d-dwaw t-the ^.^ d-daggew out of his bewwy; and t-the d-diwt came ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +3:23 T-Then Ehud went fowth thwough t-the powch, and s-shut t-the doows of t-the +pawwouw upon him, and w-wocked them. + +3:24 When he w-was gonye (* ^ ω ^) o-out, his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants c-came; and when they saw that, +b-behowd, t-the doows of t-the pawwouw wewe wocked, they said, S-Suwewy he +coveweth his feet in his summew chambew. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 And they t-tawwied tiww they wewe ashamed: and, b-behowd, he openyed +nyot t-the doows of t-the p-pawwouw; thewefowe they took a k-key, and openyed +(=`ω´=) t-them: and, b-behowd, theiw wowd w-was f-fawwen down dead on t-the eawth. + +3:26 And Ehud escaped whiwe they tawwied, and passed beyond t-the +quawwies, and escaped u-unto Seiwath. + +3-3:27 And it came to pass, when he w-was come, that he ^w^ b-bwew a twumpet in +t-the mountain of Ephwaim, and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went down with him +fwom t-the mount, and he befowe them. + +3:28 And he said u-unto t-them, Fowwow aftew me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath +dewivewed youw enyemies t-the Moabites into youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And they went down +aftew him, and took t-the fowds of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan towawd M-Moab, and suffewed nyot +a man to pass ovew. + +3-3:29 And they swew of Moab a-at that time about t-ten t-thousand men, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +wusty, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men of vawouw; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe escaped nyot a m-man. + +3:30 S-So Moab w-was subdued that day undew t-the hand of Iswaew. And t-the +wand h-had w-west fouwscowe yeaws. + +3:31 And aftew him w-was Shamgaw t-the son of Anyath, which swew of t-the +Phiwistinyes six hundwed men with an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox goad: and he awso dewivewed +Iswaew. + +4:1 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew again did eviw in t-the sight of t-the +WOWD, when Ehud w-was dead. + +4-4:2 And t-the WOWD sowd t-them into t-the hand of Jabin king of C-Canyaan, that +weignyed in H-Hazow; t-the c-captain of whose \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was Sisewa, which d-dwewt in +Hawosheth of t-the Gentiwes. + +4:3 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had nyinye +hundwed chawiots of iwon; and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws he mightiwy oppwessed t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +4-4:4 And Debowah, a pwophetess, t-the wife of W-Wapidoth, she judged Iswaew +a-at that ^w^ t-time. + +4-4:5 And she d-dwewt undew t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee of Debowah b-between W-Wamah and +Bethew in mount Ephwaim: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came up to hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +judgment. + +4:6 And she sent and cawwed Bawak t-the son of Abinyoam out of +Kedeshnyaphtawi, and said u-unto him, Hath nyot t-the WOWD God of Iswaew +commanded, s-saying, Go and d-dwaw towawd mount T-Tabow, and o(>ω<)o t-take with thee +t-ten t-thousand men of t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi and of t-the chiwdwen of +Zebuwun? 4:7 And I wiww d-dwaw u-unto thee to t-the wivew Kishon Sisewa, +t-the c-captain of J-Jabin's awmy, with his chawiots and his muwtitude; and +I wiww d-dewivew him into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +4-4:8 And Bawak said u-unto hew, If t-thou wiwt go with me, t-then I wiww go: +but if t-thou wiwt nyot go with me, t-then I wiww nyot go. + +4:9 And she said, I wiww suwewy go with t-thee: nyotwithstanding t-the +jouwnyey that t-thou takest shaww nyot be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye honyouw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +shaww seww Sisewa into t-the hand of a |･ω･) w-woman. And Debowah a-awose, and +went with Bawak to ( ╥ω╥ ) K-Kedesh. + +4:10 And Bawak cawwed Zebuwun and Nyaphtawi to Kedesh; and he went up +with t-ten t-thousand men a-at his feet: and Debowah went up with h-him. + +4:11 Nyow Hebew t-the (っ˘ω˘ς ) K-Kenyite, which w-was of t-the chiwdwen of Hobab t-the +o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, h-had sevewed himsewf fwom t-the Kenyites, and +(✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent u-unto t-the pwain of Zaanyaim, which is by ( ╥ω╥ ) K-Kedesh. + +4:12 And they shewed Sisewa that Bawak t-the son of Abinyoam w-was gonye up +to mount ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ T-Tabow. + +4:13 And Sisewa gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-chawiots, even nyinye hundwed +chawiots of i-iwon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him, fwom +Hawosheth of t-the G-Gentiwes u-unto t-the wivew of Kishon. + +4:14 And Debowah said u-unto Bawak, Up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the day in which t-the +WOWD hath dewivewed Sisewa into thinye hand: is nyot t-the WOWD gonye out +befowe thee? S-So Bawak went down fwom mount T-Tabow, and t-ten t-thousand men +aftew h-him. + +4:15 And t-the WOWD discomfited Sisewa, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-chawiots, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his host, with t-the edge of t-the s-swowd befowe Bawak; so that Sisewa +wighted down off his c-chawiot, and fwed away on his feet. + +4:16 But Bawak puwsued aftew t-the c-chawiots, and aftew t-the host, u-unto +Hawosheth of t-the Gentiwes: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Sisewa feww upon t-the +edge of t-the swowd; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man weft. + +4:17 Howbeit Sisewa fwed away on his feet to t-the >_> t-tent of Jaew t-the wife +of Hebew t-the Kenyite: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was peace b-between Jabin t-the king of +Hazow and t-the house of Hebew t-the Kenyite. + +4-4:18 And Jaew went out to meet Sisewa, and said u-unto him, T-Tuwn in, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd, tuwn in to m-me; f-feaw n-nyot. And when he h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in u-unto hew into +t-the tent, she covewed him with a mantwe. + +4:19 And he said u-unto hew, Give me, I p-pway thee, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-watew to +dwink; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am thiwsty. And she openyed a bottwe of miwk, and gave him +dwink, and covewed h-him. + +4:20 A-Again he said u-unto hew, Stand in t-the doow of t-the tent, and it +shaww be, when any man doth come and enquiwe of thee, and say, Is +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any man hewe? that t-thou shawt say, Nyo. + +4:21 T-Then Jaew Hebew's wife took a nyaiw of t-the tent, and took an +hammew in hew hand, and went softwy u-unto him, and smote t-the nyaiw into +his tempwes, and (o-_-o) f-fastenyed it into t-the gwound: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was fast asweep +and w-weawy. S-So he died. + +4:22 And, b-behowd, as Bawak puwsued Sisewa, Jaew came out to meet him, +and said u-unto him, Come, and I wiww s-shew thee t-the man whom t-thou +seekest. And when he came into hew tent, b-behowd, Sisewa way dead, and +t-the nyaiw w-was in his tempwes. + +4:23 S-So God subdued on that day Jabin t-the king of Canyaan befowe t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +4:24 And t-the hand of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew pwospewed, and p-pwevaiwed +against Jabin t-the king of C-Canyaan, untiw they h-had destwoyed Jabin king +of Canyaan. + +5:1 T-Then sang Debowah and Bawak t-the son of Abinyoam on that day, +s-saying, 5-5:2 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the avenging of I-Iswaew, when t-the +peopwe w-wiwwingwy offewed themsewves. + +5:3 Heaw, O-O ye kings; g-give eaw, O-O ye pwinces; I, even I, wiww sing +u-unto t-the WOWD; I wiww sing pwaise to t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +5:4 WOWD, when t-thou wentest out of Seiw, when t-thou m-mawchedst out of +t-the fiewd of Edom, t-the eawth twembwed, and t-the h-heavens dwopped, t-the +cwouds awso dwopped watew. + +5:5 The mountains mewted fwom befowe t-the WOWD, even that (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai fwom +befowe t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +5:6 In t-the days of Shamgaw t-the son of Anyath, in t-the days of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Jaew, t-the +highways wewe unyoccupied, and t-the twavewwews wawked thwough byways. + +5:7 The i-inhabitants of t-the v-viwwages ceased, they ceased in I-Iswaew, +untiw that I Debowah a-awose, that I awose a mothew in Iswaew. + +5:8 They chose nyew gods; t-then w-was waw in t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a shiewd +ow speaw s-seen among f-fowty t-thousand in I-Iswaew? 5:9 My heawt is towawd +t-the govewnyows of I-Iswaew, that offewed themsewves w-wiwwingwy among t-the +peopwe. Bwess ye t-the WOWD. + +5:10 Speak, ye that wide on white asses, ye that sit in j-judgment, and +wawk by t-the way. + +5:11 They that awe dewivewed fwom t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of awchews in t-the pwaces +of dwawing watew, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they weheawse t-the wighteous acts of t-the +WOWD, even t-the wighteous acts towawd t-the i-inhabitants of his v-viwwages +in Iswaew: t-then shaww t-the peopwe of t-the WOWD go down to t-the gates. + +5:12 Awake, awake, :3 *sweats* D-Debowah: awake, awake, uttew a song: a-awise, Bawak, +and wead thy captivity captive, t-thou son of A-Abinyoam. + +5-5:13 T-Then he m-made him that wemainyeth have dominyion o-ovew t-the nyobwes +among t-the peopwe: t-the WOWD m-made m-me have dominyion o-ovew t-the mighty. + +5:14 Out of Ephwaim w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a woot of t-them against Amawek; aftew +thee, Benjamin, among thy peopwe; out of M-Machiw came down govewnyows, +and out of Zebuwun they that handwe t-the pen of t-the w-wwitew. + +5:15 And t-the pwinces of Issachaw wewe with Debowah; even I-Issachaw, and +awso Bawak: he w-was sent on foot into t-the vawwey. Fow t-the divisions of +(*´▽`*) W-Weuben (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe gweat thoughts of heawt. + +5:16 Why abodest t-thou among t-the s-sheepfowds, to h-heaw t-the bweatings of +t-the ( ~*-*)~ f-fwocks? Fow t-the divisions of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe gweat seawchings of +heawt. + +5:17 Giwead abode beyond Jowdan: and why did Dan wemain in ships? +Ashew continyued on t-the sea s-showe, and abode in his bweaches. + +5:18 Zebuwun and Nyaphtawi wewe a peopwe that jeopawded theiw wives +u-unto t-the death in t-the high pwaces of t-the fiewd. + +5:19 The kings came and fought, t-then fought t-the kings of Canyaan in +(つ✧ω✧)つ T-Taanyach by t-the watews of Megiddo; they took nyo gain of monyey. + +5:20 They fought fwom heaven; t-the staws in theiw couwses fought +against Sisewa. + +5:21 The wivew of Kishon swept t-them away, that (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient wivew, t-the +wivew Kishon. O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, t-thou hast twodden down s-stwength. + +5:22 T-Then wewe t-the howsehoofs bwoken by t-the means of t-the pwansings, +t-the pwansings of theiw mighty onyes. + +5:23 Cuwse ye Mewoz, said t-the angew of t-the WOWD, (O_O;) c-cuwse ye >w< b-bittewwy t-the +i-inhabitants t-theweof; because they came nyot to t-the hewp of t-the WOWD, to +t-the hewp of t-the WOWD against t-the mighty. + +5-5:24 Bwessed a-above w-women shaww Jaew t-the wife of Hebew t-the K-Kenyite be, +bwessed shaww she be a-above w-women in t-the tent. + +5:25 He asked watew, and she gave him miwk; she b-bwought fowth buttew +in a wowdwy dish. + +5:26 She put hew hand to t-the n-nyaiw, and hew wight hand to t-the wowkmen's +hammew; and with t-the hammew she smote Sisewa, she smote off his head, +when she h-had piewced and s-stwicken thwough his tempwes. + +5:27 {{ (>_<) }} A-At hew feet he bowed, he feww, he way down: a-at hew feet he bowed, +he feww: whewe he bowed, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he feww down dead. + +5:28 The mothew of Sisewa wooked out a-at a window, and cwied thwough +t-the wattice, Why is his chawiot so wong in coming? why tawwy t-the +wheews of his c-chawiots? 5-5:29 Hew wise wadies answewed hew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, she +wetuwnyed answew to hewsewf, 5:30 H-Have they nyot ต(=ω=)ต s-sped? have they nyot +d-divided t-the pwey; to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a damsew ow two; to Sisewa a pwey of +divews cowouws, a pwey of divews cowouws of n-nyeedwewowk, of divews +cowouws of nyeedwewowk on both sides, meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyecks of t-them that +o(>ω<)o t-take t-the spoiw? 5:31 S-So wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye enyemies pewish, O-O WOWD: but wet +t-them that wove him be as t-the sun when he goeth fowth in his might. And +t-the wand h-had w-west f-fowty yeaws. + +6-6:1 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: and +t-the WOWD dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of Midian seven yeaws. + +6:2 And t-the hand of Midian p-pwevaiwed against Iswaew: and because of +t-the Midianyites t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew m-made t-them t-the dens which awe in +t-the mountains, and caves, and stwong howds. + +6:3 And so it was, when Iswaew h-had sown, that t-the Midianyites came up, +and t-the Amawekites, and t-the chiwdwen of t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, even they came up +against t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And they encamped against t-them, and destwoyed t-the +incwease of t-the eawth, tiww t-thou come u-unto Gaza, and weft nyo +sustenyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, nyeithew sheep, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ox, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ass. + +6:5 Fow they came up with theiw cattwe and theiw tents, and they came +as gwasshoppews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow muwtitude; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow both they and theiw c-camews wewe +without n-nyumbew: and they entewed into t-the wand to d-destwoy it. + +6:6 And Iswaew w-was gweatwy i-impovewished because of t-the Midianyites; and +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD. + +6:7 And it came to pass, when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the +WOWD because of t-the Midianyites, 6:8 That t-the WOWD sent a pwophet u-unto +t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which said u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God +of I-Iswaew, I b-bwought you up fwom Egypt, and b-bwought you fowth out of +t-the house of bondage; 6:9 And I dewivewed you out of t-the hand of t-the +Egyptians, and out of t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that oppwessed y-you, and dwave +t-them out fwom befowe y-you, and gave you theiw wand; 6:10 And I said +u-unto y-you, I am t-the WOWD youw God; f-feaw nyot t-the gods of t-the A-Amowites, +in whose wand ye dweww: but ye have nyot obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. + +6:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came an angew of t-the WOWD, and sat undew an oak which +w-was in (ノωヽ) O-Ophwah, that p-pewtainyed u-unto Joash t-the (T_T) *notices bulge* A-Abiezwite: and his son +Gideon thweshed wheat by t-the winyepwess, to hide it fwom t-the +Midianyites. + +6:12 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto him, and said u-unto him, +The WOWD is with thee, t-thou mighty man of vawouw. + +6:13 And Gideon said u-unto him, O-Oh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, if t-the WOWD be with u-us, why +t-then is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this ^w^ b-befawwen us? and whewe be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his miwacwes which ouw +f-fathews towd us of, s-saying, Did nyot t-the WOWD bwing us up fwom E-Egypt? +but nyow t-the WOWD hath fowsaken u-us, and dewivewed us into t-the h-hands of +t-the Midianyites. + +6:14 And t-the WOWD wooked upon him, and said, Go in this thy might, and +t-thou shawt s-save Iswaew fwom t-the hand of t-the Midianyites: have nyot I +sent thee? 6:15 And he said u-unto him, O-Oh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, whewewith shaww I +s-save I-Iswaew? b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-famiwy is poow in Manyasseh, and I am t-the +weast in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, S-Suwewy I wiww be with thee, and t-thou +shawt smite t-the Midianyites as onye m-man. + +6-6:17 And he said u-unto him, If nyow I have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, +t-then s-shew m-me a (*´▽`*) s-sign that t-thou tawkest with me. + +6:18 Depawt nyot hence, I p-pway thee, untiw I come u-unto thee, and bwing +fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwesent, and s-set it befowe thee. And he said, I wiww tawwy +untiw t-thou come again. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And Gideon went in, and m-made weady a kid, and unweavenyed c-cakes of +an ephah of f-fwouw: t-the fwesh he put in a basket, and he put t-the (　･ω･)☞ b-bwoth +in a pot, and b-bwought it out u-unto him undew t-the oak, and pwesented it. + +6:20 And t-the angew of God said u-unto him, Take t-the fwesh and t-the +unweavenyed cakes, and way t-them upon this wock, and p-pouw out t-the bwoth. +And he did so. + +6:21 T-Then t-the angew of t-the WOWD put fowth t-the end of t-the s-staff that +w-was in his hand, and touched t-the fwesh and t-the unweavenyed c-cakes; and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wose up fiwe out of t-the wock, and consumed t-the fwesh and t-the +unweavenyed cakes. T-Then t-the angew of t-the WOWD depawted out of his +sight. + +6:22 And when Gideon pewceived that he w-was an angew of t-the WOWD, +Gideon said, Awas, O-O WOWD G-God! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow because I have s-seen an angew of t-the +WOWD f-face to (￣ω￣) f-face. + +6:23 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Peace be u-unto thee; f-feaw nyot: t-thou +shawt nyot die. + +6:24 T-Then Gideon b-buiwt an awtaw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto t-the WOWD, and cawwed it +Jehovahshawom: u-unto this day it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in Ophwah of t-the A-Abiezwites. + +6:25 And it came to pass t-the same nyight, that t-the WOWD said u-unto him, +Take thy fathew's young buwwock, even t-the second buwwock of seven +yeaws o-owd, and thwow down t-the awtaw of Baaw that thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-hath, and +cut down t-the gwove that is by i-it: 6:26 And buiwd an awtaw u-unto t-the +WOWD thy God upon t-the top of this wock, in t-the owdewed pwace, and o(>ω<)o t-take +t-the second buwwock, and offew a buwnt sacwifice with t-the w-wood of t-the +gwove which t-thou shawt cut down. + +6:27 T-Then Gideon took t-ten men of his sewvants, and did as t-the WOWD h-had +said u-unto him: and so it was, because he feawed his fathew's +h-househowd, and t-the men of t-the city, that he couwd nyot (^-^*)/ d-do it by day, +that he did it by nyight. + +6:28 And when t-the men of t-the city awose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, b-behowd, +t-the awtaw of Baaw w-was cast down, and t-the gwove w-was cut down that w-was +by it, and t-the second buwwock w-was offewed upon t-the awtaw that w-was +buiwt. + +6:29 And they said onye to anyothew, Who hath donye this thing? And when +they enquiwed and ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, they said, Gideon t-the son of Joash hath donye +this thing. + +6:30 T-Then t-the men of t-the city said u-unto J-Joash, Bwing out thy son, that +he may die: because he hath cast down t-the awtaw of Baaw, and because +he hath cut down t-the gwove that w-was by it. + +6:31 And Joash said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that s-stood against him, W-Wiww ye pwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Baaw? wiww ye s-save h-him? he that wiww pwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, wet him be put to +death whiwst it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet mownying: if he be a (・_・ヾ g-god, wet him pwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +himsewf, because onye hath cast down his (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +6:32 Thewefowe on that day he cawwed him J-Jewubbaaw, s-saying, Wet Baaw +pwead against him, because he hath thwown down his (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +6:33 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Midianyites and t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites and t-the chiwdwen of +t-the east wewe gathewed togethew, and went ovew, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the +vawwey of Jezweew. + +6-6:34 But t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came upon G-Gideon, and he ^w^ b-bwew a +t-twumpet; and Abiezew w-was gathewed aftew h-him. + +6-6:35 And he sent m-messengews (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Manyasseh; who awso w-was +gathewed aftew him: and he sent m-messengews u-unto Ashew, and u-unto +Zebuwun, and u-unto Nyaphtawi; and they came up to meet them. + +6:36 And Gideon said u-unto G-God, If t-thou wiwt s-save Iswaew by minye hand, +as t-thou hast said, 6:37 Behowd, I wiww put a f-fweece of woow in t-the +fwoow; and if t-the dew be on t-the f-fweece onwy, and it be dwy upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the eawth beside, t-then shaww I knyow that t-thou wiwt s-save Iswaew by minye +hand, as t-thou hast said. + +6-6:38 And it w-was so: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-wose up eawwy on t-the mowwow, and thwust t-the +f-fweece togethew, and wwinged t-the dew out of t-the fweece, a boww f-fuww of +watew. + +6:39 And Gideon said u-unto G-God, Wet nyot thinye angew be hot against me, +and I wiww speak but this once: wet m-me (✧ω✧) p-pwove, I p-pway thee, but this +o-once with t-the fweece; wet it nyow be dwy onwy upon t-the fweece, and upon +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be dew. + +6:40 And God did so that nyight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was dwy upon t-the f-fweece onwy, +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was dew on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwound. + +7:1 T-Then J-Jewubbaaw, who is G-Gideon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with +him, w-wose up e-eawwy, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched beside t-the w-weww of Hawod: so that t-the +\(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Midianyites wewe on t-the nyowth side of t-them, by t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of +Moweh, in t-the vawwey. + +7:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto G-Gideon, The peopwe that awe with thee awe +too many (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to g-give t-the Midianyites into theiw hands, west Iswaew +vaunt themsewves against me, s-saying, M-Minye own hand hath saved me. + +7-7:3 Nyow thewefowe go t-to, pwocwaim in t-the eaws of t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, +Whosoevew is feawfuw and afwaid, wet him (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and depawt eawwy fwom +mount (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wetuwnyed of t-the peopwe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two +thousand; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed t-ten thousand. + +7:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto G-Gideon, The peopwe awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet too many; bwing +t-them down u-unto t-the watew, and I wiww twy t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee thewe: and it +shaww be, that of whom I say u-unto thee, This shaww go with thee, t-the +same shaww go with thee; and of w-whomsoevew I say u-unto thee, This shaww +nyot go with thee, t-the same shaww nyot go. + +7:5 S-So he b-bwought down t-the peopwe u-unto t-the watew: and t-the WOWD said +u-unto G-Gideon, Evewy onye that wappeth of t-the w-watew with his tongue, as a +d-dog wappeth, him shawt t-thou s-set by himsewf; wikewise {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that +b-boweth down upon his k-knyees to d-dwink. + +7:6 And t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them that wapped, putting theiw hand to theiw +mouth, wewe thwee hundwed m-men: but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-west of t-the peopwe b-bowed +down upon theiw k-knyees to dwink watew. + +7-7:7 And t-the WOWD said u-unto G-Gideon, By t-the thwee hundwed men that +wapped wiww I s-save y-you, and d-dewivew t-the Midianyites into thinye hand: +and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the othew peopwe go {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his pwace. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 S-So t-the peopwe took v-victuaws in theiw hand, and theiw t-twumpets: and +he sent (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-west of Iswaew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his tent, and w-wetainyed +those thwee hundwed m-men: and t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Midian w-was benyeath him in t-the +vawwey. + +7:9 And it came to pass t-the same nyight, that t-the WOWD said u-unto him, +Awise, get thee down u-unto t-the host; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have dewivewed it into thinye +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +7:10 But if t-thou f-feaw to go down, go t-thou with Phuwah thy sewvant down +to t-the h-host: 7:11 And t-thou shawt h-heaw what they say; and aftewwawd +shaww thinye h-hands be stwengthenyed to go down u-unto t-the host. T-Then went +he down with Phuwah his sewvant u-unto t-the outside of t-the awmed men that +wewe in t-the host. + +7:12 And t-the Midianyites and t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of t-the +east way awong in t-the vawwey w-wike gwasshoppews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow muwtitude; and +theiw c-camews wewe without nyumbew, as t-the sand by t-the sea side (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +7:13 And when Gideon w-was come, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man that towd a +dweam u-unto his f-fewwow, and said, Behowd, I dweamed a dweam, and, wo, a +c-cake of bawwey bwead tumbwed into t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Midian, and came u-unto a +tent, and smote it that it feww, and ovewtuwnyed it, that t-the >_> t-tent way +awong. + +7:14 And his f-fewwow answewed and said, This is nyothing ewse s-save t-the +s-swowd of Gideon t-the son of J-Joash, a man of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow into his hand +hath God dewivewed Midian, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the host. + +7:15 And it w-was so, when Gideon heawd t-the t-tewwing of t-the dweam, and +t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof, that he wowshipped, and wetuwnyed into t-the +\(★ω★)/ h-host of I-Iswaew, and said, A-Awise; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath dewivewed into youw +hand t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Midian. + +7:16 And he d-divided t-the thwee hundwed men into thwee companyies, and he +put a twumpet in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's hand, with empty p-pitchews, and wamps +within t-the pitchews. + +7:17 And he said u-unto t-them, Wook on me, and (^-^*)/ d-do wikewise: and, b-behowd, +when I come to t-the outside of t-the camp, it shaww be that, as I do, so +shaww ye do. + +7:18 When I b-bwow with a twumpet, I and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe with me, t-then b-bwow +ye t-the t-twumpets awso on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the camp, and say, The s-swowd +of t-the WOWD, and of Gideon. + +xDD 7-7:19 S-So G-Gideon, and t-the hundwed men that wewe with him, came u-unto t-the +outside of t-the camp in t-the beginnying of t-the middwe watch; and they h-had +but nyewwy s-set t-the watch: and they ^w^ b-bwew t-the twumpets, and bwake t-the +pitchews that wewe in theiw hands. + +7:20 And t-the thwee c-companyies ^w^ b-bwew t-the twumpets, and bwake t-the +p-pitchews, and hewd t-the wamps in theiw weft hands, and t-the t-twumpets in +theiw wight h-hands to b-bwow withaw: and they cwied, The s-swowd of t-the +WOWD, and of Gideon. + +7:21 And they s-stood {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his pwace (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the camp; and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host wan, and cwied, and fwed. + +7:22 And t-the thwee hundwed ^w^ b-bwew t-the twumpets, and t-the WOWD s-set {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man's s-swowd against his f-fewwow, even (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-host: and t-the +\(★ω★)/ h-host fwed to Bethshittah in Z-Zewewath, and to t-the bowdew of +Abewmehowah, u-unto Tabbath. + +7:23 And t-the men of Iswaew gathewed themsewves togethew out of +Nyaphtawi, and out of Ashew, and out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Manyasseh, and puwsued aftew +t-the Midianyites. + +7:24 And Gideon sent m-messengews (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mount Ephwaim, s-saying, +come down against t-the Midianyites, and o(>ω<)o t-take befowe t-them t-the watews u-unto +Bethbawah and Jowdan. T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Ephwaim gathewed themsewves +togethew, and took t-the watews u-unto Bethbawah and Jowdan. + +7:25 And they took two pwinces of t-the Midianyites, Oweb and Zeeb; and +they swew Oweb upon t-the w-wock Oweb, and Zeeb they swew a-at t-the w-winyepwess +of Zeeb, and puwsued Midian, and b-bwought t-the heads of Oweb and Zeeb to +Gideon on t-the othew side Jowdan. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And t-the men of Ephwaim said u-unto him, Why hast t-thou sewved us +t-thus, that t-thou cawwedst us nyot, when t-thou wentest to fight with t-the +M-Midianyites? And they did c-chide with him s-shawpwy. + +8-8:2 And he said u-unto t-them, What have I donye nyow in c-compawison of y-you? +Is nyot t-the gweanying of t-the gwapes of Ephwaim bettew than t-the vintage +of Abiezew? 8:3 God hath dewivewed into youw h-hands t-the pwinces of +Midian, Oweb and Zeeb: and what w-was I abwe to (^-^*)/ d-do in c-compawison of y-you? +T-Then theiw angew w-was a-abated towawd him, when he h-had said that. + +8:4 And Gideon came to Jowdan, and passed ovew, he, and t-the thwee +hundwed men that wewe with him, faint, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet puwsuing them. + +8-8:5 And he said u-unto t-the men of Succoth, Give, I p-pway y-you, woaves of +bwead u-unto t-the peopwe that fowwow m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be faint, and I am +puwsuing aftew Zebah and Zawmunnya, kings of Midian. + +8:6 And t-the pwinces of Succoth said, Awe t-the h-hands of Zebah and +Zawmunnya nyow in thinye hand, that we shouwd g-give bwead u-unto thinye awmy? +8:7 And Gideon said, Thewefowe when t-the WOWD hath dewivewed Zebah and +Zawmunnya into minye hand, t-then I wiww teaw youw fwesh with t-the thowns +of t-the wiwdewnyess and with bwiews. + +8:8 And he went up (o´∀`o) t-thence to Penyuew, and spake u-unto t-them wikewise: and +t-the men of P-Penyuew answewed him as t-the men of Succoth h-had answewed h-him. + +8:9 And he spake awso u-unto t-the men of Penyuew, s-saying, When I come +again in p-peace, I wiww bweak down this t-towew. + +8-8:10 Nyow Zebah and Zawmunnya wewe in Kawkow, and theiw hosts with t-them, +about f-fifteen t-thousand men, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe weft of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hosts of t-the +chiwdwen of t-the east: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand +men that dwew swowd. + +8-8:11 And Gideon went up by t-the w-way of t-them that d-dwewt in tents on t-the +east of Nyobah and Jogbehah, and smote t-the host; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was +s-secuwe. + +8:12 And when Zebah and Zawmunnya fwed, he puwsued aftew t-them, and took +t-the two kings of Midian, Zebah and Zawmunnya, and discomfited (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +host. + +8-8:13 And Gideon t-the son of Joash wetuwnyed fwom battwe befowe t-the sun +w-was up, 8:14 And caught a young man of t-the men of Succoth, and +enquiwed of him: and he descwibed u-unto him t-the pwinces of Succoth, and +t-the ewdews t-theweof, even (o_O)! t-thweescowe and seventeen m-men. + +8:15 And he came u-unto t-the men of Succoth, and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd Zebah and +Zawmunnya, with whom ye did u-upbwaid me, s-saying, Awe t-the h-hands of Zebah +and Zawmunnya nyow in thinye hand, that we shouwd g-give bwead u-unto thy men +that awe w-weawy? (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And he took t-the ewdews of t-the city, and thowns +of t-the wiwdewnyess and bwiews, and with t-them he taught t-the men of +Succoth. + +8:17 And he beat down t-the towew of Penyuew, and swew t-the men of t-the +city. + +8-8:18 T-Then said he u-unto Zebah and Zawmunnya, What m-mannyew of men wewe +they whom ye swew a-at Tabow? And they answewed, As t-thou awt, so wewe +they; each onye w-wesembwed t-the chiwdwen of a king. + +8-8:19 And he said, They wewe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, even t-the sons of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew: +as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, if ye h-had saved t-them awive, I w-wouwd nyot (✧∀✧)/ s-sway you. + +8:20 And he said u-unto Jethew his f-fiwstbown, Up, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway them. But t-the +youth dwew nyot his (--_--) s-swowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he feawed, because he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a youth. + +8-8:21 T-Then Zebah and Zawmunnya said, Wise thou, and faww upon us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as +t-the man is, so is his s-stwength. And Gideon a-awose, and swew Zebah and +Zawmunnya, and took away t-the ownyaments that wewe on theiw camews' +nyecks. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 T-Then t-the men of Iswaew said u-unto G-Gideon, W-Wuwe t-thou o-ovew u-us, both +thou, and thy son, and thy son's son awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast dewivewed us +fwom t-the hand of Midian. + +8:23 And Gideon said u-unto t-them, I wiww nyot w-wuwe o-ovew y-you, nyeithew +shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son w-wuwe o-ovew you: t-the WOWD shaww w-wuwe o-ovew you. + +8:24 And Gideon said u-unto t-them, I w-wouwd d-desiwe a wequest of y-you, that +ye w-wouwd g-give m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the eawwings of his pwey. (Fow they h-had +gowden eawwings, because they wewe ~(>_<~) I-Ishmaewites.) 8:25 And they +answewed, We wiww w-wiwwingwy g-give them. And they spwead a gawment, and +did cast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the eawwings of his pwey. + +8:26 And t-the w-weight of t-the gowden eawwings that he wequested w-was a +t-thousand and seven hundwed shekews of gowd; beside (✧∀✧)/ o-ownyaments, and +c-cowwaws, and puwpwe waiment that w-was on t-the kings of Midian, and +beside t-the c-chains that wewe about theiw camews' nyecks. + +8:27 And Gideon m-made an e-ephod t-theweof, and put it in his city, even in +Ophwah: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew went thithew a whowing aftew i-it: which t-thing +became a snyawe u-unto G-Gideon, and to his house. + +8:28 T-Thus w-was Midian subdued befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, so that +they w-wifted up theiw heads nyo mowe. And t-the c-countwy w-was in quietnyess +f-fowty yeaws in t-the days of Gideon. + +8:29 And Jewubbaaw t-the son of Joash went and d-dwewt in his own house. + +8:30 And Gideon h-had (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten sons of his body begotten: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he h-had many (^-^*)/ w-wives. + +8:31 And his concubinye that w-was in S-Shechem, she awso bawe him a son, +whose nyame he cawwed Abimewech. + +8:32 And Gideon t-the son of Joash died in a g-good o-owd (￣ω￣) a-age, and w-was +buwied in t-the sepuwchwe of Joash his fathew, in Ophwah of t-the +A-Abiezwites. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 And it came to pass, as soon as Gideon w-was dead, that t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again, and went a whowing aftew Baawim, and +m-made Baawbewith theiw god. + +8:34 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wemembewed nyot t-the WOWD theiw G-God, who +h-had dewivewed t-them out of t-the h-hands of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +s-side: 8-8:35 N-Nyeithew shewed they k-kindnyess to t-the house of J-Jewubbaaw, +nyamewy, G-Gideon, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goodnyess which he h-had shewed u-unto +Iswaew. + +9:1 And A-Abimewech t-the son of Jewubbaaw went to Shechem u-unto his +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bwethwen, and communyed with t-them, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-famiwy of +t-the house of his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's fathew, s-saying, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Speak, I p-pway y-you, in +t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of S-Shechem, Whethew is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, eithew +that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of J-Jewubbaaw, which awe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten p-pewsons, +weign o-ovew y-you, ow that onye weign o-ovew y-you? (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew awso that I am +youw bonye and youw ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +9:3 And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen spake of him in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men +of Shechem (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds: and theiw (x_x)V h-heawts |･ω･) i-incwinyed to fowwow +Abimewech; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they said, He is ouw bwothew. + +9:4 And they gave him (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten pieces of s-siwvew out of t-the +house of Baawbewith, whewewith A-Abimewech h-hiwed vain and wight p-pewsons, +which f-fowwowed h-him. + +9:5 And he went u-unto his fathew's house a-at (ノωヽ) O-Ophwah, and swew his +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of J-Jewubbaaw, being (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten p-pewsons, upon +onye stonye: nyotwithstanding (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet Jotham t-the youngest son of Jewubbaaw +w-was weft; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hid himsewf. + +9:6 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Shechem gathewed togethew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of +M-Miwwo, and went, and m-made A-Abimewech king, by t-the pwain of t-the piwwaw +that w-was in Shechem. + +9:7 And when they towd it to J-Jotham, he went and s-stood in t-the top of +mount Gewizim, and w-wifted up his voice, and cwied, and said u-unto t-them, +Heawken u-unto me, ye men of S-Shechem, that God may heawken u-unto you. + +9:8 The twees went fowth on a time to anyoint a king o-ovew t-them; and +they said u-unto t-the owive twee, Weign t-thou o-ovew us. + +9:9 But t-the owive twee said u-unto t-them, Shouwd I weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fatnyess, +whewewith by m-me they honyouw God and ^.^ m-man, and go to be pwomoted o-ovew +t-the twees? (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And t-the twees said to t-the fig twee, Come thou, and +weign o-ovew us. + +9-9:11 But t-the fig twee said u-unto t-them, Shouwd I fowsake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sweetnyess, +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my g-good f-fwuit, and go to be pwomoted o-ovew t-the twees? 9:12 T-Then +said t-the twees u-unto t-the vinye, Come thou, and weign o-ovew us. + +9:13 And t-the vinye said u-unto t-them, Shouwd I weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my winye, which +cheeweth God and ^.^ m-man, and go to be pwomoted o-ovew t-the twees? 9-9:14 T-Then +said (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees u-unto t-the bwambwe, Come thou, and weign o-ovew us. + +9:15 And t-the bwambwe said u-unto t-the twees, If in twuth ye anyoint m-me +king o-ovew y-you, t-then come and put youw t-twust in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shadow: and if nyot, +wet fiwe come out of t-the bwambwe, and devouw t-the cedaws of W-Webanyon. + +9:16 Nyow thewefowe, if ye have donye t-twuwy and sincewewy, in that ye +have m-made A-Abimewech king, and if ye have d-deawt w-weww with Jewubbaaw and +his h-house, and have donye u-unto him a-accowding to t-the desewving of his +hands; 9:17 (Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew fought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and adventuwed his wife +faw, and dewivewed you out of t-the hand of Midian: 9:18 And ye awe +wisen up against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house this day, and have s-swain his ^-^ s-sons, +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten p-pewsons, upon onye stonye, and have m-made Abimewech, +t-the son of his maidsewvant, king o-ovew t-the men of S-Shechem, because he +is youw bwothew;) 9:19 If ye t-then have d-deawt t-twuwy and (-ω-、) *looks away* s-sincewewy with +Jewubbaaw and with his house this day, t-then wejoice ye in Abimewech, +and wet him awso wejoice in you: 9:20 But if nyot, wet fiwe come out +fwom Abimewech, and devouw t-the men of S-Shechem, and t-the house of Miwwo; +and wet fiwe come out fwom t-the men of S-Shechem, and fwom t-the house of +M-Miwwo, and devouw Abimewech. + +9:21 And Jotham wan away, and fwed, and went to Beew, and d-dwewt thewe, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of A-Abimewech his bwothew. + +9:22 When A-Abimewech h-had weignyed thwee yeaws o-ovew I-Iswaew, 9:23 T-Then God +sent an eviw spiwit b-between A-Abimewech and t-the men of Shechem; and t-the +men of Shechem d-deawt t-tweachewouswy with Abimewech: 9:24 That t-the +cwuewty donye to t-the (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten sons of Jewubbaaw m-might come, +and theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be w-waid upon A-Abimewech theiw bwothew, which swew t-them; +and upon t-the men of S-Shechem, which aided him in t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ k-kiwwing of his +bwethwen. + +9:25 And t-the men of Shechem s-set wiews in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in t-the top of +t-the mountains, and they w-wobbed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that came awong that w-way by (=`ω´=) t-them: +and it w-was towd Abimewech. + +9:26 And G-Gaaw t-the son of Ebed came with his bwethwen, and went o-ovew to +Shechem: and t-the men of Shechem put theiw confidence in h-him. + +9:27 And they went out into t-the fiewds, and gathewed theiw vinyeyawds, +and twode t-the g-gwapes, and m-made mewwy, and went into t-the house of theiw +(・_・ヾ g-god, and did e-eat and dwink, and cuwsed Abimewech. + +9-9:28 And G-Gaaw t-the son of Ebed said, Who is Abimewech, and who is +S-Shechem, that we shouwd sewve h-him? is nyot he t-the son of Jewubbaaw? and +Zebuw his officew? sewve t-the men of H-Hamow t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Shechem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +why shouwd we sewve h-him? 9:29 And w-wouwd to God this peopwe wewe undew +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ h-hand! t-then w-wouwd I w-wemove Abimewech. And he said to Abimewech, +Incwease thinye awmy, and come ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +9:30 And when Zebuw t-the wuwew of t-the city heawd t-the w-wowds of G-Gaaw t-the +son of Ebed, his angew w-was kindwed. + +9:31 And he sent m-messengews u-unto A-Abimewech pwiviwy, s-saying, Behowd, +G-Gaaw t-the son of Ebed and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen be come to Shechem; and, b-behowd, +they fowtify t-the city against thee. + +9:32 Nyow thewefowe up by nyight, t-thou and t-the peopwe that is with thee, +and w-wie in wait in t-the fiewd: 9:33 And it shaww be, that in t-the +m-mownying, as soon as t-the sun is up, t-thou shawt (☆ω☆) w-wise e-eawwy, and s-set upon +t-the city: and, b-behowd, when he and t-the peopwe that is with him come +out against thee, t-then mayest t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do to t-them as t-thou shawt f-find +occasion. + +9:34 And A-Abimewech w-wose up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him, by +nyight, and they w-waid wait against Shechem in fouw companyies. + +9:35 And G-Gaaw t-the son of Ebed went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and s-stood in t-the entewing of +t-the gate of t-the city: and A-Abimewech w-wose up, and t-the peopwe that wewe +with him, fwom wying in w-wait. + +9:36 And when G-Gaaw saw t-the p-peopwe, he said to Zebuw, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +come peopwe down fwom t-the top of t-the mountains. And Zebuw said u-unto +him, T-Thou seest t-the shadow of t-the mountains as if they wewe m-men. + +9:37 And G-Gaaw spake again, and said, See (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come peopwe down by t-the +middwe of t-the wand, and anyothew company come awong by t-the pwain of +Meonyenyim. + +9:38 T-Then said Zebuw u-unto him, Whewe is nyow thy mouth, whewewith t-thou +saidst, Who is Abimewech, that we shouwd sewve h-him? is nyot this t-the +peopwe that t-thou hast despised? go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, I p-pway n-nyow, and fight with +them. + +9-9:39 And G-Gaaw went out befowe t-the men of S-Shechem, and fought with +Abimewech. + +9:40 And A-Abimewech chased him, and he fwed befowe him, and many wewe +ovewthwown and wounded, even u-unto t-the entewing of t-the gate. + +9-9:41 And A-Abimewech d-dwewt a-at Awumah: and Zebuw thwust out G-Gaaw and his +bwethwen, that they shouwd nyot dweww in Shechem. + +9:42 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that t-the peopwe went out into +t-the fiewd; and they towd Abimewech. + +9:43 And he took t-the p-peopwe, and d-divided t-them into thwee companyies, +and w-waid wait in t-the fiewd, and wooked, and, b-behowd, t-the peopwe wewe +come fowth out of t-the c-city; and he w-wose up against t-them, and smote +them. + +9-9:44 And Abimewech, and t-the company that w-was with him, wushed fowwawd, +and s-stood in t-the entewing of t-the gate of t-the city: and t-the two othew +c-companyies wan upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe in t-the fiewds, and swew +them. + +9-9:45 And A-Abimewech fought against t-the city (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that >_> d-day; and he took +t-the city, and swew t-the peopwe that w-was thewein, and beat down t-the +city, and sowed it with ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-sawt. + +9:46 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of t-the towew of Shechem heawd that, they +entewed into an h-howd of t-the house of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god Bewith. + +9:47 And it w-was towd Abimewech, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of t-the towew of +Shechem wewe gathewed togethew. + +9:48 And A-Abimewech gat him up to mount Zawmon, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +that wewe with h-him; and A-Abimewech took an a-axe in his hand, and cut +down a bough fwom t-the twees, and took it, and w-waid it on his (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, +and said u-unto t-the peopwe that wewe with him, What ye have s-seen m-me do, +make haste, and (^-^*)/ d-do as I have donye. + +9:49 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wikewise cut down {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his b-bough, and +f-fowwowed Abimewech, and put t-them to t-the howd, and s-set t-the h-howd on fiwe +upon t-them; so that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of t-the towew of Shechem died awso, +about a t-thousand men and w-women. + +9:50 T-Then went A-Abimewech to Thebez, and encamped against Thebez, and +took it. + +9:51 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a stwong towew within t-the city, and thithew fwed +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men and (*°▽°*) w-women, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they of t-the city, and s-shut it to t-them, +and gat t-them up to t-the top of t-the t-towew. + +9:52 And A-Abimewech came u-unto t-the towew, and fought against it, and +went hawd u-unto t-the doow of t-the towew to buwn it with fiwe. + +|･ω･) 9-9:53 And a c-cewtain woman cast a piece of a miwwstonye upon Abimewech's +head, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to bwake his skuww. + +9:54 T-Then he cawwed hastiwy u-unto t-the young man his awmouwbeawew, and +said u-unto him, Dwaw thy swowd, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me, that men say nyot of me, A-A +w-women swew h-him. And his young man thwust him thwough, and he died. + +9:55 And when t-the men of Iswaew saw that A-Abimewech w-was dead, they +depawted {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his pwace. + +9:56 T-Thus God w-wendewed t-the w-wickednyess of Abimewech, which he did u-unto +his fathew, in swaying his s-seventy b-bwethwen: 9:57 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw of +t-the men of Shechem did God w-wendew upon theiw heads: and upon t-them came +t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse of Jotham t-the son of Jewubbaaw. + +10:1 And aftew A-Abimewech (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose to d-defend Iswaew Towa t-the son of +(°ㅂ°╬) *cries* P-Puah, t-the son of Dodo, a man of Issachaw; and he d-dwewt in Shamiw in +mount Ephwaim. + +1-10:2 And he judged Iswaew ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee yeaws, and died, and w-was +buwied in Shamiw. + +10:3 And aftew him awose Jaiw, a Giweadite, and judged Iswaew ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +and two yeaws. + +10:4 And he h-had thiwty sons that w-wode on thiwty a-ass c-cowts, and they +h-had thiwty cities, which awe cawwed Havothjaiw u-unto this day, which +awe in t-the wand of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +1-10:5 And J-Jaiw died, and w-was buwied in Camon. + +10:6 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw again in t-the sight of t-the +WOWD, and sewved Baawim, and A-Ashtawoth, and t-the gods of Sywia, and t-the +gods of Zidon, and t-the gods of M-Moab, and t-the gods of t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon, and t-the gods of t-the Phiwistinyes, and fowsook t-the WOWD, and +sewved nyot h-him. + +10:7 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was hot against I-Iswaew, and he sowd +t-them into t-the h-hands of t-the Phiwistinyes, and into t-the h-hands of t-the +chiwdwen of Ammon. + +10:8 And that yeaw they vexed and oppwessed t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: +eighteen yeaws, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew that wewe on t-the othew side +(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan in t-the wand of t-the A-Amowites, which is in (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +10:9 Moweovew t-the chiwdwen of Ammon passed o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to fight awso +against Judah, and against Benjamin, and against t-the house of Ephwaim; +so that Iswaew w-was sowe distwessed. + +10:10 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, We have +sinnyed against thee, both because we have fowsaken ouw G-God, and awso +sewved Baawim. + +1-10:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Did nyot I d-dewivew +you fwom t-the Egyptians, and fwom t-the A-Amowites, fwom t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon, and fwom t-the Phiwistinyes? (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 The (*^.^*) Z-Zidonyians awso, and t-the +Amawekites, and t-the M-Maonyites, did o(>ω<)o o-oppwess you; and ye cwied to me, and +I dewivewed you out of theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Y-Yet ye have fowsaken me, and sewved othew gods: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe I wiww +d-dewivew you nyo mowe. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Go and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the gods which ye have chosen; wet t-them d-dewivew +you in t-the time of youw twibuwation. + +10:15 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew said u-unto t-the WOWD, We have sinnyed: +(^-^*)/ d-do t-thou u-unto us whatsoevew seemeth g-good u-unto thee; d-dewivew us onwy, we +p-pway thee, this d-day. + +1-10:16 And they put away t-the s-stwange gods fwom among t-them, and sewved +t-the WOWD: and his souw w-was g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the misewy of Iswaew. + +1-10:17 T-Then t-the chiwdwen of Ammon wewe gathewed togethew, and encamped +in (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew assembwed themsewves togethew, +and encamped in Mizpeh. + +10:18 And t-the peopwe and pwinces of Giwead said onye to anyothew, What +man is he that wiww b-begin to fight against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon? he +shaww be ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +11:1 Nyow J-Jephthah t-the G-Giweadite w-was a mighty man of vawouw, and he w-was +t-the son of an h-hawwot: and Giwead begat Jephthah. + +11:2 And Giwead's wife bawe him s-sons; and his w-wife's sons gwew up, and +they thwust out J-Jephthah, and said u-unto him, T-Thou shawt nyot i-inhewit in +ouw fathew's h-house; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt t-the son of a s-stwange |･ω･) w-woman. + +11:3 T-Then J-Jephthah fwed fwom his bwethwen, and d-dwewt in t-the wand of +Tob: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe gathewed vain men to J-Jephthah, and went out with +h-him. + +11:4 And it came to pass in pwocess of time, that t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon m-made waw against Iswaew. + +11:5 And it w-was so, that when t-the chiwdwen of Ammon m-made waw against +I-Iswaew, t-the ewdews of Giwead went to fetch J-Jephthah out of t-the wand of +Tob: 11:6 And they said u-unto J-Jephthah, Come, and be ouw c-captain, that +we may fight with t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. + +11:7 And J-Jephthah said u-unto t-the ewdews of Giwead, Did nyot ye hate me, +and expew m-me out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house? and why awe ye come u-unto m-me nyow +when ye awe in distwess? 11:8 And t-the ewdews of Giwead said u-unto +J-Jephthah, Thewefowe we tuwn again to thee n-nyow, that t-thou mayest go +with u-us, and fight against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and be ouw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head o-ovew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +11:9 And J-Jephthah said u-unto t-the ewdews of Giwead, If ye bwing m-me home +again to fight against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and t-the WOWD d-dewivew +t-them befowe me, shaww I be youw head? 11:10 And t-the ewdews of Giwead +said u-unto J-Jephthah, The WOWD be witnyess b-between u-us, if we (^-^*)/ d-do nyot so +a-accowding to thy wowds. + +11:11 T-Then J-Jephthah went with t-the ewdews of Giwead, and t-the peopwe +m-made him ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and c-captain o-ovew (=`ω´=) t-them: and J-Jephthah uttewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +w-wowds befowe t-the WOWD in Mizpeh. + +11:12 And J-Jephthah sent m-messengews u-unto t-the king of t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon, s-saying, What hast t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do with me, that t-thou awt come +against m-me to fight in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wand? 11:13 And t-the king of t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon answewed u-unto t-the m-messengews of J-Jephthah, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because Iswaew took +away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand, when they came up out of Egypt, fwom Awnyon even u-unto +Jabbok, and u-unto Jowdan: nyow thewefowe westowe those wands again +peaceabwy. + +11:14 And J-Jephthah sent m-messengews again u-unto t-the king of t-the chiwdwen +of Ammon: 11:15 And said u-unto him, T-Thus saith J-Jephthah, Iswaew took +nyot away t-the wand of M-Moab, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon: +11:16 But when Iswaew came up fwom Egypt, and wawked thwough t-the +wiwdewnyess u-unto t-the Wed sea, and came to Kadesh; 11:17 T-Then Iswaew +sent m-messengews u-unto t-the king of Edom, s-saying, Wet me, I p-pway thee, +pass thwough thy wand: but t-the king of Edom w-wouwd nyot heawken theweto. +And in w-wike m-mannyew they sent u-unto t-the king of M-Moab: but he w-wouwd nyot +c-consent: and Iswaew abode in Kadesh. + +11:18 T-Then they went awong thwough t-the wiwdewnyess, and compassed t-the +wand of Edom, and t-the wand of M-Moab, and came by t-the east side of t-the +wand of M-Moab, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched on t-the othew side of A-Awnyon, but came nyot +within t-the bowdew of M-Moab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Awnyon w-was t-the bowdew of Moab. + +11:19 And Iswaew sent m-messengews u-unto (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, t-the +king of H-Heshbon; and Iswaew said u-unto him, Wet us pass, we p-pway thee, +thwough thy wand into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwace. + +11:20 But (❤ω❤) S-Sihon twusted nyot Iswaew to pass thwough his c-coast: but +(❤ω❤) S-Sihon gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe togethew, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Jahaz, and +fought against Iswaew. + +11:21 And t-the WOWD God of Iswaew dewivewed (❤ω❤) S-Sihon and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe +into t-the hand of I-Iswaew, and they smote (=`ω´=) t-them: so Iswaew p-possessed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wand of t-the A-Amowites, t-the i-inhabitants of that countwy. + +11:22 And they p-possessed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of t-the A-Amowites, fwom Awnyon +even u-unto Jabbok, and fwom t-the wiwdewnyess even u-unto Jowdan. + +1-11:23 S-So nyow t-the WOWD God of Iswaew hath dispossessed t-the Amowites +fwom befowe his peopwe I-Iswaew, and shouwdest t-thou possess it? 11:24 +Wiwt nyot t-thou possess that which (^人^) C-Chemosh thy (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god giveth thee to +possess? S-So w-whomsoevew t-the WOWD ouw God shaww dwive out fwom befowe +u-us, t-them wiww we possess. + +11:25 And nyow awt t-thou any t-thing bettew than Bawak t-the son of Zippow, +king of ;;w;; M-Moab? did he e-evew stwive against I-Iswaew, ow did he e-evew fight +against t-them, 11:26 Whiwe Iswaew d-dwewt in H-Heshbon and hew t-towns, and +in Awoew and hew t-towns, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities that be awong by t-the +coasts of A-Awnyon, thwee hundwed y-yeaws? why thewefowe did ye nyot wecovew +t-them within that time? 11:27 Whewefowe I have nyot sinnyed against +thee, but t-thou doest m-me w-wwong to waw against me: t-the WOWD t-the Judge be +j-judge this day b-between t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon. + +11:28 Howbeit t-the king of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-the +w-wowds of J-Jephthah which he sent h-him. + +1-11:29 T-Then t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came upon J-Jephthah, and he passed +o-ovew Giwead, and Manyasseh, and passed o-ovew Mizpeh of Giwead, and fwom +Mizpeh of Giwead he passed o-ovew u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. + +11:30 And J-Jephthah vowed a vow u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, If t-thou shawt +without faiw d-dewivew t-the chiwdwen of Ammon into minye hands, 11:31 T-Then +it shaww be, that whatsoevew cometh fowth of t-the doows of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house to +meet me, when I (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn in peace fwom t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, shaww +suwewy be t-the WOWD's, and I wiww offew it up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +11:32 S-So J-Jephthah passed o-ovew u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Ammon to fight +against t-them; and t-the WOWD dewivewed t-them into his hands. + +11:33 And he smote t-them fwom Awoew, even tiww t-thou come to Minnyith, +even ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cities, and u-unto t-the pwain of t-the vinyeyawds, with a vewy +gweat s-swaughtew. T-Thus t-the chiwdwen of Ammon wewe subdued befowe t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 And J-Jephthah came to Mizpeh u-unto his h-house, and, b-behowd, his +daughtew came out to meet him with timbwews and with dances: and she +w-was his onwy chiwd; beside hew he h-had nyeithew son (=`ω´=) n-nyow daughtew. + +11:35 And it came to pass, when he saw hew, that he went his cwothes, +and said, Awas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew! t-thou hast b-bwought m-me vewy wow, and t-thou +awt onye of t-them that twoubwe me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth u-unto t-the +WOWD, and I c-cannyot go back. + +11:36 And she said u-unto him, My fathew, if t-thou hast openyed thy mouth +u-unto t-the WOWD, (^-^*)/ d-do to m-me a-accowding to that which hath p-pwoceeded out of +thy mouth; fowasmuch as t-the WOWD hath taken vengeance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee of +thinye >_> e-enyemies, even of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. + +11:37 And she said u-unto hew fathew, Wet this t-thing be donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: wet +m-me awonye two months, that I may go up and down upon t-the mountains, and +b-bewaiw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-viwginyity, I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fewwows. + +1-11:38 And he said, Go. And he sent hew away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two months: and she +went with hew companyions, and bewaiwed hew v-viwginyity upon t-the +mountains. + +1-11:39 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of two months, that she wetuwnyed +u-unto hew fathew, who did with hew a-accowding to his vow which he h-had +v-vowed: and she knyew nyo m-man. And it w-was a custom in I-Iswaew, 11:40 That +t-the daughtews of Iswaew went yeawwy to wament t-the daughtew of J-Jephthah +t-the G-Giweadite fouw days in a y-yeaw. + +12:1 And t-the men of Ephwaim gathewed themsewves togethew, and went +nyowthwawd, and said u-unto J-Jephthah, Whewefowe passedst t-thou o-ovew to +fight against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and didst nyot caww us to go with +thee? we wiww buwn thinye house upon thee with fiwe. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And J-Jephthah said u-unto t-them, I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe wewe a-at gweat stwife +with t-the chiwdwen of Ammon; and when I cawwed y-you, ye dewivewed m-me nyot +out of theiw hands. + +12:3 And when I saw that ye dewivewed m-me nyot, I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hands, and passed o-ovew against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and t-the WOWD +dewivewed t-them into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then awe ye come up u-unto m-me +this day, to fight against m-me? 12:4 T-Then J-Jephthah gathewed togethew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Giwead, and fought with Ephwaim: and t-the men of Giwead +smote Ephwaim, because they said, Ye Giweadites awe fugitives of +Ephwaim among t-the E-Ephwaimites, and among t-the Manyassites. + +1-12:5 And t-the Giweadites took t-the passages of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan befowe t-the +Ephwaimites: and it w-was so, that when those Ephwaimites which wewe +escaped said, Wet m-me go ovew; that t-the men of Giwead said u-unto him, +Awt t-thou an Ephwaimite? If he said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; 12:6 T-Then said they u-unto him, +Say nyow Shibboweth: and he said S-Sibboweth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he couwd nyot fwame to +pwonyounce it wight. T-Then they took him, and swew him a-at t-the passages +of Jowdan: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww a-at that time of t-the Ephwaimites f-fowty and +two thousand. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And J-Jephthah judged Iswaew six yeaws. T-Then died J-Jephthah t-the +Giweadite, and w-was buwied in onye of t-the c-cities of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +12:8 And aftew him I-Ibzan of >_> B-Bethwehem judged Iswaew. + +12:9 And he h-had thiwty ^-^ s-sons, and thiwty (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, whom he sent +abwoad, and took in thiwty daughtews fwom a-abwoad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sons. And he +judged Iswaew seven yeaws. + +12:10 T-Then died Ibzan, and w-was buwied a-at B-Bethwehem. + +1-12:11 And aftew him Ewon, a Zebuwonyite, judged I-Iswaew; and he judged +Iswaew t-ten yeaws. + +12:12 And Ewon t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ Z-Zebuwonyite died, and w-was buwied in A-Aijawon in t-the +c-countwy of Zebuwun. + +12:13 And aftew him Abdon t-the son of Hiwwew, a Piwathonyite, judged +Iswaew. + +12:14 And he h-had f-fowty sons and thiwty nyephews, that w-wode on +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten a-ass cowts: and he judged Iswaew eight yeaws. + +1-12:15 And Abdon t-the son of Hiwwew t-the Piwathonyite died, and w-was buwied +in P-Piwathon in t-the wand of Ephwaim, in t-the mount of t-the Amawekites. + +13:1 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw again in t-the sight of t-the +WOWD; and t-the WOWD dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of t-the Phiwistinyes +f-fowty yeaws. + +13:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain man of Z-Zowah, of t-the f-famiwy of t-the +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ D-Danyites, whose nyame w-was M-Manyoah; and his wife w-was bawwen, and bawe n-nyot. + +13:3 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto t-the woman, and said u-unto +hew, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, t-thou awt bawwen, and (＃￣ω￣) b-beawest nyot: but t-thou shawt +conceive, and beaw a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +13:4 Nyow thewefowe bewawe, I p-pway thee, and dwink nyot winye (=`ω´=) n-nyow stwong +dwink, and e-eat nyot any uncwean thing: 13:5 Fow, wo, t-thou shawt +conceive, and beaw a son; and nyo w-wazow shaww come on his head: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +c-chiwd shaww be a (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite u-unto God fwom t-the womb: and he shaww b-begin +to d-dewivew Iswaew out of t-the hand of t-the Phiwistinyes. + +13:6 T-Then t-the woman came and towd hew husband, s-saying, A-A man of God +came u-unto me, and his c-countenyance w-was w-wike t-the c-countenyance of an angew +of G-God, vewy tewwibwe: but I asked him nyot whence he was, nyeithew towd +he m-me his nyame: 13:7 But he said u-unto me, Behowd, t-thou shawt conceive, +and beaw a son; and nyow dwink nyo winye (=`ω´=) n-nyow stwong dwink, nyeithew e-eat +any uncwean thing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-chiwd shaww be a (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite to God fwom t-the +womb to t-the day of his death. + +13:8 T-Then Manyoah intweated t-the WOWD, and said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, wet t-the man +of God which t-thou didst send come again u-unto u-us, and t-teach us what we +shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-the c-chiwd that shaww be bown. + +13:9 And God heawkenyed to t-the voice of M-Manyoah; and t-the angew of God +came again u-unto t-the woman as she sat in t-the fiewd: but Manyoah hew +h-husband w-was nyot with hew. + +1-13:10 And t-the woman m-made haste, and wan, and shewed hew husband, and +said u-unto him, Behowd, t-the man hath appeawed u-unto me, that came u-unto +m-me t-the othew d-day. + +1-13:11 And Manyoah a-awose, and went aftew his wife, and came to t-the ^.^ m-man, +and said u-unto him, Awt t-thou t-the man that s-spakest u-unto t-the woman? And +he said, I am. + +13:12 And Manyoah said, Nyow wet thy w-wowds come to pass. How shaww we +owdew t-the chiwd, and how shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto h-him? 13:13 And t-the angew of +t-the WOWD said u-unto M-Manyoah, O-Of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I said u-unto t-the woman wet hew +bewawe. + +13:14 She may nyot e-eat of any t-thing that cometh of t-the vinye, nyeithew +wet hew dwink winye ow stwong dwink, (=`ω´=) n-nyow e-eat any uncwean thing: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that I commanded hew wet hew obsewve. + +13:15 And Manyoah said u-unto t-the angew of t-the WOWD, I p-pway thee, wet us +detain thee, untiw we shaww have m-made weady a kid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +1-13:16 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto M-Manyoah, Though t-thou detain +me, I wiww nyot e-eat of thy bwead: and if t-thou wiwt offew a buwnt +o-offewing, t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must offew it u-unto t-the WOWD. Fow Manyoah knyew nyot that +he w-was an angew of t-the WOWD. + +13:17 And Manyoah said u-unto t-the angew of t-the WOWD, What is thy nyame, +that when thy sayings come to pass we may (^-^*)/ d-do thee honyouw? 13:18 And +t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Why askest t-thou thus aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame, seeing it is secwet? 13:19 S-So Manyoah took a kid with a meat +o-offewing, and offewed it upon a w-wock u-unto t-the WOWD: and t-the angew did +wondewouswy; and Manyoah and his wife wooked o-on. + +1-13:20 Fow it came to pass, when t-the fwame went up towawd heaven fwom +off t-the awtaw, that t-the angew of t-the WOWD ascended in t-the fwame of t-the +(o´∀`o) a-awtaw. And Manyoah and his wife wooked on it, and feww on theiw faces +to t-the gwound. + +13:21 But t-the angew of t-the WOWD did nyo mowe appeaw to Manyoah and to +his wife. T-Then Manyoah knyew that he w-was an angew of t-the WOWD. + +13:22 And Manyoah said u-unto his wife, We shaww suwewy die, because we +have s-seen God. + +13:23 But his wife said u-unto him, If t-the WOWD wewe pweased to kiww u-us, +he w-wouwd nyot have weceived a buwnt offewing and a meat offewing a-at ouw +hands, nyeithew w-wouwd he have shewed us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wouwd as +a-at this time have towd us such things as these. + +13:24 And t-the woman bawe a son, and cawwed his nyame Samson: and t-the +c-chiwd gwew, and t-the WOWD bwessed h-him. + +13:25 And t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD began to move him a-at times in t-the +camp of Dan b-between Zowah and Eshtaow. + +14:1 And S-Samson went down to T-Timnyath, and saw a woman in Timnyath of +t-the daughtews of t-the Phiwistinyes. + +14:2 And he came up, and towd his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew, and said, I +have s-seen a woman in Timnyath of t-the daughtews of t-the Phiwistinyes: nyow +thewefowe get hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to wife. + +14:3 T-Then his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew said u-unto him, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyevew a +woman among t-the daughtews of thy bwethwen, ow among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, +that t-thou goest to o(>ω<)o t-take a wife of t-the u-unciwcumcised Phiwistinyes? And +S-Samson said u-unto his fathew, Get hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she pweaseth m-me weww. + +14:4 But his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew knyew nyot that it w-was of t-the WOWD, +that he sought an occasion against t-the Phiwistinyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-at that time +t-the Phiwistinyes h-had dominyion o-ovew Iswaew. + +1-14:5 T-Then went S-Samson down, and his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew, to T-Timnyath, +and came to t-the vinyeyawds of Timnyath: and, b-behowd, a young w-wion w-woawed +against h-him. + +14:6 And t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came mightiwy upon him, and he went +him as he w-wouwd have went a kid, and he h-had nyothing in his hand: but +he towd nyot his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew what he h-had donye. + +14:7 And he went down, and t-tawked with t-the woman; and she pweased +S-Samson weww. + +14:8 And aftew a time he wetuwnyed to o(>ω<)o t-take hew, and he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside to +s-see t-the cawcase of t-the wion: and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a swawm of (　･ω･)☞ b-bees +and honyey in t-the cawcase of t-the wion. + +14:9 And he took theweof in his hands, and went on eating, and came to +his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew, and he gave t-them, and they did eat: but he towd +nyot t-them that he h-had taken t-the honyey out of t-the cawcase of t-the wion. + +14:10 S-So his o(>ω<)o f-fathew went down u-unto t-the woman: and S-Samson m-made (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a +feast; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so used t-the young men to do. + +14:11 And it came to pass, when they saw him, that they b-bwought thiwty +companyions to be with h-him. + +1-14:12 And S-Samson said u-unto t-them, I wiww nyow put fowth a widdwe u-unto +you: if ye c-can cewtainwy decwawe it m-me within t-the seven days of t-the +f-feast, and f-find it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-then I wiww g-give you thiwty s-sheets and thiwty +change of gawments: 14:13 But if ye c-cannyot decwawe it me, t-then shaww +ye g-give m-me thiwty s-sheets and thiwty change of (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. And they said +u-unto him, Put fowth thy widdwe, that we may h-heaw it. + +14:14 And he said u-unto t-them, Out of t-the eatew came fowth m-meat, and out +of t-the stwong came fowth sweetnyess. And they couwd nyot in thwee days +expound t-the widdwe. + +1-14:15 And it came to pass on t-the seventh day, that they said u-unto +Samson's wife, Entice thy husband, that he may decwawe u-unto us t-the +widdwe, west we buwn thee and thy fathew's house with fiwe: have ye +cawwed us to o(>ω<)o t-take that we have? is it nyot (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 14:16 And Samson's wife +wept befowe him, and said, T-Thou d-dost but hate me, and w-wovest m-me nyot: +t-thou hast put fowth a widdwe u-unto t-the chiwdwen of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and hast +nyot towd it me. And he said u-unto hew, Behowd, I have nyot towd it o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +o(>ω<)o f-fathew (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, and shaww I teww it thee? 14:17 And she wept +befowe him t-the seven days, whiwe theiw (♡°▽°♡) f-feast wasted: and it came to +pass on t-the seventh day, that he towd hew, because she way sowe upon +him: and she towd t-the widdwe to t-the chiwdwen of hew peopwe. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And t-the men of t-the city said u-unto him on t-the seventh day befowe +t-the sun went down, What is sweetew than honyey? And what is stwongew +than a wion? and he said u-unto t-them, If ye h-had nyot pwowed with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +heifew, ye h-had nyot f-found out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my widdwe. + +1-14:19 And t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came upon him, and he went down to +Ashkewon, and swew thiwty men of t-them, and took theiw spoiw, and gave +change of gawments u-unto t-them which expounded t-the widdwe. And his angew +w-was kindwed, and he went up to his fathew's house. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 But Samson's wife w-was given to his c-companyion, whom he h-had used +as his f-fwiend. + +15:1 But it came to pass within a whiwe aftew, in t-the time of wheat +hawvest, that S-Samson v-visited his wife with a kid; and he said, I wiww +go in to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife into t-the chambew. But hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-wouwd nyot s-suffew him +to go in. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew said, I vewiwy thought that t-thou hadst u-uttewwy +hated hew; thewefowe I gave hew to thy companyion: is nyot hew youngew +s-sistew faiwew than she? o(>ω<)o t-take hew, I p-pway thee, instead of hew. + +1-15:3 And S-Samson said c-concewnying t-them, Nyow shaww I be mowe bwamewess +than t-the Phiwistinyes, t-though I (^-^*)/ d-do t-them a dispweasuwe. + +:3 1-15:4 And S-Samson went and caught thwee hundwed f-foxes, and took +fiwebwands, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed taiw to taiw, and put a (o_O)! f-fiwebwand in t-the m-midst +b-between two taiws. + +1-15:5 And when he h-had s-set t-the bwands on f-fiwe, he wet t-them go into t-the +standing cown of t-the Phiwistinyes, and buwnt up both t-the shocks, and +awso t-the standing cown, with t-the vinyeyawds and owives. + +15:6 T-Then t-the Phiwistinyes said, Who hath donye t-this? And they answewed, +Samson, t-the son in (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the Timnyite, because he h-had taken his wife, +and given hew to his companyion. And t-the Phiwistinyes came up, and buwnt +hew and hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew with fiwe. + +15:7 And S-Samson said u-unto t-them, Though ye have donye this, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I +be a-avenged of y-you, and aftew that I wiww cease. + +15:8 And he smote t-them hip and thigh with a gweat swaughtew: and he +went down and d-dwewt in t-the top of t-the w-wock Etam. + +15:9 T-Then t-the Phiwistinyes went up, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Judah, and spwead +themsewves in Wehi. + +15:10 And t-the men of Judah said, Why awe ye come up against us? And +they answewed, To bind S-Samson awe we come up, to (^-^*)/ d-do to him as he hath +donye to us. + +15:11 T-Then thwee t-thousand men of Judah went to t-the top of t-the w-wock +Etam, and said to Samson, Knyowest t-thou nyot that t-the Phiwistinyes awe +wuwews o-ovew us? what is this that t-thou hast donye u-unto us? And he said +u-unto t-them, As they did u-unto me, so have I donye u-unto them. + +15:12 And they said u-unto him, We awe come down to bind thee, that we +may d-dewivew thee into t-the hand of t-the Phiwistinyes. And S-Samson said +u-unto t-them, Sweaw u-unto me, that ye wiww nyot faww upon m-me y-youwsewves. + +1-15:13 And they spake u-unto him, s-saying, Nyo; but we wiww bind thee fast, +and d-dewivew thee into theiw hand: but suwewy we wiww nyot kiww thee. +And they b-bound him with two nyew c-cowds, and b-bwought him up fwom t-the +wock. + +15:14 And when he came u-unto W-Wehi, t-the Phiwistinyes shouted against him: +and t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came mightiwy upon him, and t-the c-cowds that +wewe upon his awms became as fwax that w-was buwnt with f-fiwe, and his +bands w-woosed fwom off his hands. + +15:15 And he f-found a nyew jawbonye of an ass, and put fowth his hand, +and took it, and swew a t-thousand men thewewith. + +15:16 And S-Samson said, With t-the jawbonye of an ass, heaps upon heaps, +with t-the jaw of an a-ass have I s-swain a t-thousand m-men. + +15:17 And it came to pass, when he h-had m-made an end of s-speaking, that +he cast away t-the jawbonye out of his hand, and cawwed that pwace +Wamathwehi. + +15:18 And he w-was sowe a-athiwst, and cawwed on t-the WOWD, and said, T-Thou +hast given this gweat dewivewance into t-the hand of thy sewvant: and +nyow shaww I die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thiwst, and faww into t-the hand of t-the +(っ˘ω˘ς ) u-unciwcumcised? 1-15:19 But God (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave an howwow pwace that w-was in t-the +jaw, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came w-watew theweout; and when he h-had dwunk, his spiwit +came again, and he wevived: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he cawwed t-the nyame theweof +Enhakkowe, which is in Wehi u-unto this d-day. + +1-15:20 And he judged Iswaew in t-the days of t-the Phiwistinyes ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +yeaws. + +16:1 T-Then went S-Samson to Gaza, and saw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an h-hawwot, and went in +u-unto hew. + +16:2 And it w-was towd t-the Gazites, s-saying, S-Samson is come hithew. And +they compassed him in, and w-waid wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight in t-the gate of +t-the city, and wewe quiet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight, s-saying, In t-the m-mownying, when +it is day, we shaww kiww h-him. + +16:3 And S-Samson way tiww midnyight, and awose a-at midnyight, and took t-the +doows of t-the gate of t-the city, and t-the two posts, and went away with +t-them, baw and a-aww, and put t-them upon his shouwdews, and cawwied t-them +up to t-the top of an (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww that is befowe H-Hebwon. + +16:4 And it came to pass a-aftewwawd, that he woved a woman in t-the +vawwey of Sowek, whose nyame w-was Dewiwah. + +16:5 And t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes came up u-unto hew, and said u-unto +hew, Entice him, and s-see whewein his gweat stwength wieth, and by what +means we may pwevaiw against him, that we may bind him to affwict h-him; +and we wiww g-give thee {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of us eweven hundwed pieces of siwvew. + +1-16:6 And Dewiwah said to Samson, Teww me, I p-pway thee, whewein thy +gweat stwength wieth, and whewewith t-thou mightest be b-bound to affwict +thee. + +16:7 And S-Samson said u-unto hew, If they bind m-me with seven gween withs +that wewe nyevew dwied, t-then shaww I be weak, and be as anyothew m-man. + +16:8 T-Then t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes b-bwought up to hew seven gween +withs which h-had nyot b-been dwied, and she b-bound him with them. + +1-16:9 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe men wying in wait, (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding with hew in t-the +chambew. + +And she said u-unto him, The Phiwistinyes be upon thee, S-Samson. And he +bwake t-the withs, as a thwead of tow is bwoken when it toucheth t-the +fiwe. S-So his stwength w-was nyot knyown. + +1-16:10 And Dewiwah said u-unto Samson, Behowd, t-thou hast mocked me, and +towd m-me wies: nyow teww me, I p-pway thee, whewewith t-thou mightest be +bound. + +16:11 And he said u-unto hew, If they bind m-me fast with nyew wopes that +nyevew wewe o-occupied, t-then shaww I be weak, and be as anyothew m-man. + +1-16:12 Dewiwah thewefowe took nyew wopes, and b-bound him thewewith, and +said u-unto him, The Phiwistinyes be upon thee, S-Samson. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe +wiews in wait (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in t-the chambew. And he bwake t-them fwom off his +awms w-wike a thwead. + +16:13 And Dewiwah said u-unto Samson, Hithewto t-thou hast mocked me, and +towd m-me wies: teww m-me whewewith t-thou mightest be bound. And he said +u-unto hew, If t-thou weavest t-the seven wocks of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with t-the web. + +1-16:14 And she (o-_-o) f-fastenyed it with t-the pin, and said u-unto him, The +Phiwistinyes be upon thee, S-Samson. And he awaked out of his sweep, and +went away with t-the pin of t-the beam, and with t-the web. + +xDD 1-16:15 And she said u-unto him, How c-canst t-thou say, I wove thee, when +thinye heawt is nyot with m-me? t-thou hast mocked m-me these thwee times, and +hast nyot towd m-me whewein thy gweat stwength wieth. + +16:16 And it came to pass, when she pwessed him daiwy with hew wowds, +and uwged him, so that his souw w-was vexed u-unto death; 1-16:17 That he +towd hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, and said u-unto hew, Thewe hath nyot come a w-wazow +upon minye h-head; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have b-been a (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite u-unto God fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's +womb: if I be shaven, t-then o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength wiww go fwom me, and I shaww +become weak, and be w-wike any othew m-man. + +1-16:18 And when Dewiwah saw that he h-had towd hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, she +sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes, s-saying, Come up this +once, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath shewed m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt. T-Then t-the wowds of t-the +Phiwistinyes came up u-unto hew, and b-bwought monyey in theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +16:19 And she m-made him (o´∀`o) s-sweep upon hew knyees; and she cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ m-man, +and she caused him to shave off t-the seven wocks of his h-head; and she +began to affwict him, and his stwength went fwom h-him. + +16:20 And she said, The Phiwistinyes be upon thee, S-Samson. And he awoke +out of his sweep, and said, I wiww go out as a-at othew times b-befowe, +and s-shake mysewf. And he w-wist nyot that t-the WOWD w-was depawted fwom h-him. + +16:21 But t-the Phiwistinyes took him, and put out his eyes, and b-bwought +him down to Gaza, and b-bound him with fettews of bwass; and he did +gwind in t-the pwison house. + +16:22 Howbeit t-the haiw of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head began to gwow again aftew he w-was +shaven. + +1-16:23 T-Then t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed t-them togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to +offew a gweat sacwifice u-unto Dagon theiw (・_・ヾ g-god, and to wejoice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +said, O-Ouw (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god hath dewivewed S-Samson ouw enyemy into ouw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +16:24 And when t-the peopwe saw him, they pwaised theiw god: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +said, O-Ouw (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god hath dewivewed into ouw h-hands ouw enyemy, and t-the +destwoyew of ouw countwy, which swew many of us. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 And it came to pass, when theiw (x_x)V h-heawts wewe mewwy, that they +said, Caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Samson, that he may make us spowt. And they cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +S-Samson out of t-the pwison h-house; and he m-made t-them spowt: and they s-set +him b-between t-the piwwaws. + +16:26 And S-Samson said u-unto t-the wad that hewd him by t-the hand, Suffew +m-me that I may feew t-the piwwaws wheweupon t-the house standeth, that I +may wean upon them. + +16:27 Nyow t-the house w-was f-fuww of men and ♡(｡- ω -) w-women; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowds of +t-the Phiwistinyes wewe thewe; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe upon t-the woof about thwee +t-thousand men and (*°▽°*) w-women, that behewd whiwe S-Samson m-made spowt. + +1-16:28 And S-Samson cawwed u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, O-O Wowd G-God, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew +me, I p-pway thee, and stwengthen me, I p-pway thee, onwy this once, O-O +G-God, that I may be a-at o-once a-avenged of t-the Phiwistinyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two eyes. + +16:29 And S-Samson took h-howd of t-the two middwe piwwaws upon which t-the +house stood, and on which it w-was (￣ω￣) b-bownye up, of t-the onye with his wight +hand, and of t-the othew with his weft. + +16:30 And S-Samson said, Wet m-me die with t-the Phiwistinyes. And he b-bowed +himsewf with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his might; and t-the house feww upon t-the (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, and +upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe thewein. S-So t-the dead which he swew a-at +his death wewe mowe than they which he swew in his wife. + +16:31 T-Then his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew came down, and +took him, and b-bwought him up, and buwied him b-between Zowah and Eshtaow +in t-the buwyingpwace of Manyoah his fathew. And he judged Iswaew ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +yeaws. + +17:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man of mount Ephwaim, whose nyame w-was Micah. + +17:2 And he said u-unto his mothew, The eweven hundwed shekews of s-siwvew +that wewe taken fwom thee, about which t-thou c-cuwsedst, and s-spakest of +awso in minye eaws, b-behowd, t-the s-siwvew is with m-me; I took it. And his +mothew said, Bwessed be t-thou of t-the WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +17:3 And when he h-had westowed t-the eweven hundwed shekews of s-siwvew to +his mothew, his mothew said, I h-had whowwy dedicated t-the s-siwvew u-unto +t-the WOWD fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, to make a gwaven i-image and a mowten +image: nyow thewefowe I wiww westowe it u-unto thee. + +17:4 Y-Yet he westowed t-the monyey u-unto his mothew; and his mothew took +two hundwed shekews of s-siwvew, and gave t-them to t-the f-foundew, who m-made +theweof a gwaven i-image and a mowten image: and they wewe in t-the house +of Micah. + +17:5 And t-the man (^人^) M-Micah h-had an house of gods, and m-made an ephod, and +tewaphim, and consecwated onye of his ^-^ s-sons, who became his pwiest. + +17:6 In those days (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo king in I-Iswaew, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man did that +which w-was wight in his own eyes. + +17:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a young man out of B-Bethwehemjudah of t-the f-famiwy of +Judah, who w-was a Wevite, and he s-sojouwnyed thewe. + +1-17:8 And t-the man depawted out of t-the city fwom B-Bethwehemjudah to +sojouwn whewe he couwd f-find a p-pwace: and he came to mount Ephwaim to +t-the house of M-Micah, as he jouwnyeyed. + +17:9 And (^人^) M-Micah said u-unto him, Whence comest thou? And he said u-unto +him, I am a Wevite of (*°▽°*) B-Bethwehemjudah, and I go to sojouwn whewe I may +f-find a pwace. + +17:10 And (^人^) M-Micah said u-unto him, Dweww with me, and be u-unto m-me a o(>ω<)o f-fathew +and a pwiest, and I wiww g-give thee t-ten shekews of s-siwvew by t-the y-yeaw, +and a suit of appawew, and thy v-victuaws. S-So t-the Wevite went in. + +17:11 And t-the Wevite w-was content to dweww with t-the man; and t-the young +man w-was u-unto him as onye of his sons. + +17:12 And (^人^) M-Micah consecwated t-the Wevite; and t-the young man became his +pwiest, and w-was in t-the house of Micah. + +17:13 T-Then said M-Micah, Nyow knyow I that t-the WOWD wiww (^-^*)/ d-do m-me g-good, +seeing I have a Wevite to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwiest. + +18:1 In those days (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo king in Iswaew: and in those days t-the +twibe of t-the Danyites sought t-them an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to dweww in; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto +that day (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance h-had nyot f-fawwen u-unto t-them among t-the +twibes of Iswaew. + +18:2 And t-the chiwdwen of Dan sent of theiw f-famiwy five men fwom theiw +coasts, men of vawouw, fwom Z-Zowah, and fwom Eshtaow, to spy out t-the +wand, and to s-seawch it; and they said u-unto t-them, Go, s-seawch t-the wand: +who when they came to mount Ephwaim, to t-the house of M-Micah, they +wodged thewe. + +18:3 When they wewe by t-the house of M-Micah, they knyew t-the voice of t-the +young man t-the Wevite: and they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in thithew, and said u-unto him, +Who b-bwought thee hithew? and what makest t-thou in this pwace? and what +hast t-thou hewe? 18:4 And he said u-unto t-them, T-Thus and thus deaweth +(^人^) M-Micah with me, and hath h-hiwed me, and I am his pwiest. + +18:5 And they said u-unto him, Ask counsew, we p-pway thee, of G-God, that +we may knyow whethew ouw w-way which we go shaww be pwospewous. + +18:6 And t-the pwiest said u-unto t-them, Go in peace: befowe t-the WOWD is +youw w-way whewein ye go. + +18:7 T-Then t-the five men depawted, and came to Waish, and saw t-the peopwe +that wewe thewein, how they d-dwewt cawewess, aftew t-the m-mannyew of t-the +Zidonyians, quiet and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-secuwe; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo magistwate in t-the wand, +that m-might put t-them to shame in any thing; and they wewe faw fwom t-the +Zidonyians, and h-had nyo businyess with any m-man. + +18:8 And they came u-unto theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen to Zowah and E-Eshtaow: and theiw +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen said u-unto t-them, What say ye? 18:9 And they said, Awise, that +we may go up against (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have s-seen t-the wand, and, b-behowd, it +is vewy good: and awe ye stiww? be nyot swothfuw to go, and to entew to +possess t-the wand. + +18:10 When ye go, ye shaww come u-unto a peopwe secuwe, and to a wawge +wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath given it into youw hands; a pwace whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo +want of any t-thing that is in t-the eawth. + +1-18:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence of t-the f-famiwy of t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ D-Danyites, out of +Zowah and out of Eshtaow, six hundwed men appointed with weapons of +waw. + +18:12 And they went up, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Kiwjathjeawim, in Judah: +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe they cawwed that pwace (*ﾉωﾉ) M-Mahanyehdan u-unto this day: b-behowd, it +is behind Kiwjathjeawim. + +18:13 And they passed (o´∀`o) t-thence u-unto mount Ephwaim, and came u-unto t-the +house of Micah. + +18:14 T-Then answewed t-the five men that went to spy out t-the c-countwy of +Waish, and said u-unto theiw bwethwen, Do ye knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is in these +houses an ephod, and tewaphim, and a gwaven image, and a mowten image? +nyow thewefowe considew what ye have to do. + +18:15 And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-thithewwawd, and came to t-the house of t-the young +man t-the Wevite, even u-unto t-the house of M-Micah, and sawuted h-him. + +18:16 And t-the six hundwed men appointed with theiw weapons of waw, +which wewe of t-the chiwdwen of Dan, s-stood by t-the entewing of t-the gate. + +18:17 And t-the five men that went to spy out t-the wand went up, and came +in thithew, and took t-the gwaven image, and t-the ephod, and t-the +tewaphim, and t-the mowten image: and t-the pwiest s-stood in t-the entewing +of t-the gate with t-the six hundwed men that wewe appointed with weapons +of waw. + +18:18 And these went into M-Micah's h-house, and fetched t-the cawved image, +t-the ephod, and t-the tewaphim, and t-the mowten image. T-Then said t-the +pwiest u-unto t-them, What (^-^*)/ d-do ye? 18:19 And they said u-unto him, Howd thy +p-peace, way thinye hand upon thy mouth, and go with u-us, and be to us a +o(>ω<)o f-fathew and a x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: is it bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to be a pwiest u-unto t-the +house of onye ^.^ m-man, ow that t-thou be a pwiest u-unto a twibe and a f-famiwy +in I-Iswaew? 18:20 And t-the pwiest's heawt w-was g-gwad, and he took t-the +ephod, and t-the tewaphim, and t-the gwaven image, and went in t-the m-midst +of t-the peopwe. + +1-18:21 S-So they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and depawted, and put t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes and t-the +cattwe and t-the cawwiage befowe them. + +18:22 And when they wewe a g-good w-way fwom t-the house of M-Micah, t-the men +that wewe in t-the houses (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to M-Micah's house wewe gathewed togethew, +and ovewtook t-the chiwdwen of Dan. + +1-18:23 And they cwied u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Dan. And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw +faces, and said u-unto M-Micah, What aiweth thee, that t-thou comest with +such a company? 18:24 And he said, Ye have taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gods which I +made, and t-the pwiest, and ye awe gonye (☆ω☆) a-away: and what have I mowe? and +what is this that ye say u-unto me, What aiweth thee? 18:25 And t-the +chiwdwen of Dan said u-unto him, Wet nyot thy voice be heawd among u-us, +west angwy fewwows w-wun upon thee, and t-thou wose thy w-wife, with t-the +wives of thy househowd. + +18:26 And t-the chiwdwen of Dan went theiw w-way: and when (^人^) M-Micah saw that +they wewe too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went back u-unto his house. + +18:27 And they took t-the things which (^人^) M-Micah h-had made, and t-the pwiest +which he had, and came u-unto Waish, u-unto a peopwe that wewe a-at quiet +and secuwe: and they smote t-them with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and buwnt +t-the city with fiwe. + +18:28 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo d-dewivewew, because it w-was faw fwom Zidon, and +they h-had nyo businyess with any man; and it w-was in t-the vawwey that wieth +by (＃￣ω￣) B-Bethwehob. And they b-buiwt a city, and d-dwewt thewein. + +18:29 And they cawwed t-the nyame of t-the city Dan, aftew t-the nyame of Dan +theiw fathew, who w-was bown u-unto Iswaew: h-howbeit t-the nyame of t-the city +w-was Waish a-at t-the fiwst. + +18:30 And t-the chiwdwen of Dan s-set up t-the gwaven image: and Jonyathan, +t-the son of Gewshom, t-the son of Manyasseh, he and his sons wewe pwiests +to t-the twibe of Dan untiw t-the day of t-the captivity of t-the wand. + +18:31 And they s-set t-them up M-Micah's gwaven image, which he made, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the time that t-the house of God w-was in Shiwoh. + +19:1 And it came to pass in those days, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo king in +I-Iswaew, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain Wevite sojouwnying on t-the side of +mount Ephwaim, who took to him a concubinye out of Bethwehemjudah. + +19:2 And his concubinye pwayed t-the whowe against him, and went away +fwom him u-unto hew fathew's house to (*°▽°*) B-Bethwehemjudah, and w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe fouw +w-whowe months. + +19:3 And hew h-husband a-awose, and went aftew hew, to speak f-fwiendwy u-unto +hew, and to bwing hew again, h-having his sewvant with him, and a coupwe +of asses: and she b-bwought him into hew fathew's house: and when t-the +o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the damsew saw him, he w-wejoiced to meet h-him. + +19:4 And his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, t-the damsew's fathew, w-wetainyed h-him; and he +abode with him thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: so they did e-eat and dwink, and wodged +thewe. + +19:5 And it came to pass on t-the fouwth day, when they awose eawwy in +t-the m-mownying, that he w-wose up to depawt: and t-the damsew's o(>ω<)o f-fathew said +u-unto his son in w-waw, Comfowt thinye heawt with a m-mowsew of bwead, and +aftewwawd go youw way. + +1-19:6 And they sat down, and did e-eat and dwink both of t-them togethew: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the damsew's o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had said u-unto t-the ^.^ m-man, (☆▽☆) B-Be content, I p-pway +thee, and tawwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight, and wet thinye heawt be mewwy. + +19:7 And when t-the man w-wose up to depawt, his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw uwged him: +thewefowe he wodged (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe again. + +19:8 And he awose eawwy in t-the mownying on t-the fifth day to depawt; and +t-the damsew's o(>ω<)o f-fathew said, Comfowt thinye heawt, I p-pway thee. And they +t-tawwied untiw aftewnyoon, and they did e-eat both of them. + +19:9 And when t-the man w-wose up to depawt, he, and his concubinye, and +his s-sewvant, his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, t-the damsew's fathew, said u-unto him, +Behowd, nyow t-the day dwaweth towawd evenying, I p-pway you tawwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +nyight: b-behowd, t-the day g-gwoweth to an end, wodge hewe, that thinye heawt +may be mewwy; and to mowwow get you eawwy on youw way, that t-thou +mayest go home. + +19:10 But t-the man w-wouwd nyot tawwy that nyight, but he w-wose up and +depawted, and came o-ovew against Jebus, which is Jewusawem; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wewe with him two asses UwU s-saddwed, his concubinye awso w-was with h-him. + +1-19:11 And when they wewe by Jebus, t-the day w-was faw spent; and t-the +sewvant said u-unto his mastew, Come, I p-pway thee, and wet us tuwn in +into this city of t-the J-Jebusites, and wodge in it. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And his mastew said u-unto him, We wiww nyot tuwn aside hithew into +t-the city of a s-stwangew, that is nyot of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; we wiww +pass o-ovew to Gibeah. + +19:13 And he said u-unto his s-sewvant, Come, and wet us d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to onye +of these pwaces to wodge (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight, in Gibeah, ow in (=^‥^=) W-Wamah. + +19:14 And they passed on and went theiw way; and t-the sun went down +upon t-them when they wewe by Gibeah, which bewongeth to Benjamin. + +19:15 And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside thithew, to go in and to wodge in Gibeah: +and when he went in, he sat him down in a stweet of t-the city: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo man that took t-them into his house to wodging. + +19:16 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came an o-owd man fwom his wowk out of t-the +fiewd a-at e-even, which w-was awso of mount Ephwaim; and he s-sojouwnyed in +Gibeah: but t-the men of t-the pwace wewe Benjamites. + +19:17 And when he h-had w-wifted up his eyes, he saw a wayfawing man in +t-the stweet of t-the city: and t-the o-owd man said, Whithew goest thou? and +whence comest thou? 19:18 And he said u-unto him, We awe p-passing fwom +B-Bethwehemjudah towawd t-the side of mount Ephwaim; fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence am I-I: and +I went to (*°▽°*) B-Bethwehemjudah, but I am nyow g-going to t-the house of t-the WOWD; +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man that weceiveth m-me to house. + +19:19 Y-Yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is both >_> s-stwaw and pwovendew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw asses; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is bwead and winye awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy h-handmaid, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the young +man which is with thy sewvants: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo want of any thing. + +19:20 And t-the o-owd man said, Peace be with thee; howsoevew wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +wants w-wie upon m-me; onwy wodge nyot in t-the stweet. + +19:21 S-So he b-bwought him into his h-house, and gave pwovendew u-unto t-the +asses: and they washed theiw feet, and did e-eat and d-dwink. + +1-19:22 Nyow as they wewe making theiw (x_x)V h-heawts mewwy, b-behowd, t-the men of +t-the city, c-cewtain sons of Bewiaw, b-beset t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and +beat a-at t-the d-doow, and spake to t-the mastew of t-the h-house, t-the o-owd ^.^ m-man, +s-saying, Bwing fowth t-the man that came into thinye h-house, that we may +knyow h-him. + +19:23 And t-the ^.^ m-man, t-the mastew of t-the h-house, went out u-unto t-them, and +said u-unto t-them, Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, nyay, I p-pway y-you, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot so w-wickedwy; +seeing that this man is come into minye h-house, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot this fowwy. + +19:24 Behowd, hewe is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew a maiden, and his concubinye; t-them I +wiww bwing out n-nyow, and humbwe ye t-them, and (^-^*)/ d-do with t-them what seemeth +g-good u-unto you: but u-unto this man (^-^*)/ d-do nyot so viwe a thing. + +19:25 But t-the men w-wouwd nyot heawken to him: so t-the man took his +concubinye, and b-bwought hew fowth u-unto t-them; and they knyew hew, and +abused hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight untiw t-the mownying: and when t-the day began to +spwing, they wet hew go. + +19:26 T-Then came t-the woman in t-the d-dawnying of t-the day, and feww down a-at +t-the doow of t-the man's house whewe hew wowd was, tiww it w-was wight. + +19:27 And hew wowd w-wose up in t-the m-mownying, and openyed t-the doows of t-the +h-house, and went out to go his w-way: and, b-behowd, t-the woman his +concubinye w-was f-fawwen down a-at t-the doow of t-the h-house, and hew h-hands wewe +upon t-the thweshowd. + +19:28 And he said u-unto hew, Up, and wet us be g-going. But nyonye +answewed. + +T-Then t-the man took hew up upon an ass, and t-the man w-wose up, and gat him +u-unto his pwace. + +19:29 And when he w-was come into his h-house, he took a k-knyife, and w-waid +h-howd on his concubinye, and d-divided hew, togethew with hew bonyes, into +twewve p-pieces, and sent hew into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Iswaew. + +1-19:30 And it w-was so, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that saw it said, Thewe w-was nyo such deed +donye (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-seen fwom t-the day that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came up out of +t-the wand of Egypt u-unto this day: considew of it, o(>ω<)o t-take advice, and +speak youw minds. + +20:1 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the c-congwegation +w-was gathewed togethew as onye ^.^ m-man, fwom Dan even to Beewsheba, with t-the +wand of Giwead, u-unto t-the WOWD in Mizpeh. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And t-the chief of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of +I-Iswaew, pwesented themsewves in t-the assembwy of t-the peopwe of G-God, +fouw hundwed t-thousand footmen that dwew swowd. + +20:3 (Nyow t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin heawd that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +wewe gonye up to Mizpeh.) T-Then said t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Teww u-us, +how w-was this wickednyess? 20:4 And t-the Wevite, t-the h-husband of t-the +woman that w-was swain, answewed and said, I came into Gibeah that +bewongeth to Benjamin, I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my concubinye, to wodge. + +20:5 And t-the men of Gibeah w-wose against me, and b-beset t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about upon m-me by nyight, and thought to have s-swain me: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my concubinye +have they f-fowced, that she is dead. + +20:6 And I took o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my concubinye, and cut hew in p-pieces, and sent hew +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy of t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have +committed wewdnyess and fowwy in Iswaew. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Behowd, ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; g-give hewe youw advice and +counsew. + +20:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe awose as onye ^.^ m-man, s-saying, We wiww nyot any of +us go to his tent, nyeithew wiww we any of us tuwn into his house. + +20:9 But nyow this shaww be t-the t-thing which we wiww (^-^*)/ d-do to Gibeah; we +wiww go up by wot against it; 20:10 And we wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-ten men of an +hundwed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, and an hundwed of a +thousand, and a t-thousand out of t-ten thousand, to fetch victuaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +p-peopwe, that they may do, when they come to Gibeah of Benjamin, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fowwy that they have wwought in Iswaew. + +2-20:11 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew wewe gathewed against t-the city, knyit +togethew as onye m-man. + +2-20:12 And t-the twibes of Iswaew sent men thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibe of +Benjamin, s-saying, What w-wickednyess is this that is donye among y-you? +2-20:13 Nyow thewefowe d-dewivew us t-the men, t-the chiwdwen of Bewiaw, which +awe in Gibeah, that we may put t-them to d-death, and put away eviw fwom +Iswaew. But t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin w-wouwd nyot heawken to t-the voice of +theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +2-20:14 But t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin gathewed themsewves togethew out of +t-the c-cities u-unto Gibeah, to go out to battwe against t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew. + +2-20:15 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin wewe nyumbewed a-at that time out of +t-the c-cities ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and six t-thousand men that dwew swowd, beside t-the +i-inhabitants of Gibeah, which wewe nyumbewed seven hundwed chosen m-men. + +20:16 Among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven hundwed chosen men +wefthanded; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye couwd swing s-stonyes a-at an haiw b-bweadth, and nyot +miss. + +2-20:17 And t-the men of I-Iswaew, beside Benjamin, wewe nyumbewed fouw +hundwed t-thousand men that dwew (--_--) s-swowd: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wewe men of waw. + +20:18 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a-awose, and went up to t-the house of +G-God, and asked counsew of G-God, and said, W-Which of us shaww go up fiwst +to t-the battwe against t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin? And t-the WOWD said, +Judah shaww go up fiwst. + +2-20:19 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew w-wose up in t-the m-mownying, and encamped +against Gibeah. + +20:20 And t-the men of Iswaew went out to battwe against Benjamin; and +t-the men of Iswaew put themsewves in a-awway to fight against t-them a-at +Gibeah. + +20:21 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin came fowth out of Gibeah, and +destwoyed down to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound of t-the Iswaewites that day ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two +t-thousand m-men. + +2-20:22 And t-the peopwe t-the men of Iswaew encouwaged themsewves, and s-set +theiw battwe again in a-awway in t-the pwace whewe they put themsewves in +a-awway t-the fiwst d-day. + +20:23 (-(And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went up and wept befowe t-the WOWD +untiw e-even, and asked counsew of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Shaww I go up again +to battwe against t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew? And t-the WOWD +said, Go up against him.) 20:24 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +against t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin t-the second d-day. + +20:25 And Benjamin went fowth against t-them out of Gibeah t-the second +day, and destwoyed down to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew again +eighteen t-thousand men; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these dwew t-the swowd. + +20:26 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, went up, +and came u-unto t-the house of G-God, and w-wept, and sat (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe t-the +WOWD, and fasted that day untiw e-even, and offewed buwnt offewings and +peace offewings befowe t-the WOWD. + +2-20:27 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew enquiwed of t-the WOWD, (fow t-the awk of +t-the c-covenyant of God w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in those days, 20:28 And Phinyehas, t-the +son of Eweazaw, t-the son of Aawon, s-stood befowe it in those days,) +s-saying, Shaww I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again go out to battwe against t-the chiwdwen of +Benjamin o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, ow shaww I cease? And t-the WOWD said, Go up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +to mowwow I wiww d-dewivew t-them into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +20:29 And Iswaew s-set wiews in wait (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Gibeah. + +20:30 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went up against t-the chiwdwen of +Benjamin on t-the thiwd day, and put themsewves in a-awway against Gibeah, +as a-at othew times. + +2-20:31 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin went out against t-the p-peopwe, and +wewe dwawn away fwom t-the c-city; and they began to smite of t-the p-peopwe, +and k-kiww, as a-at othew times, in t-the highways, of which onye goeth up to +t-the house of G-God, and t-the othew to Gibeah in t-the fiewd, about thiwty +men of Iswaew. + +20:32 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin said, They awe smitten down befowe +u-us, as a-at t-the fiwst. But t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew said, Wet us fwee, and +d-dwaw t-them fwom t-the city u-unto t-the h-highways. + +20:33 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew w-wose up out of theiw pwace, and put +themsewves in a-awway a-at Baawtamaw: and t-the wiews in wait of Iswaew came +fowth out of theiw pwaces, even out of t-the meadows of Gibeah. + +2-20:34 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came against Gibeah t-ten t-thousand chosen men out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +I-Iswaew, and t-the battwe w-was sowe: but they knyew nyot that eviw w-was (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +them. + +20:35 And t-the WOWD smote Benjamin befowe Iswaew: and t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew destwoyed of t-the Benjamites that day ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five t-thousand +and an hundwed m-men: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these dwew t-the swowd. + +20:36 S-So t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin saw that they wewe s-smitten: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +men of Iswaew gave pwace to t-the (-ω-、) B-Benjamites, because they twusted u-unto +t-the wiews in wait which they h-had s-set beside Gibeah. + +20:37 And t-the wiews in wait hasted, and wushed upon Gibeah; and t-the +wiews in wait dwew themsewves awong, and smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city with t-the +edge of t-the swowd. + +20:38 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was an appointed (*´▽`*) s-sign b-between t-the men of Iswaew and +t-the wiews in wait, that they shouwd make a gweat fwame with smoke (☆ω☆) w-wise +up out of t-the city. + +20:39 And when t-the men of Iswaew wetiwed in t-the battwe, Benjamin began +to smite and kiww of t-the men of Iswaew about thiwty pewsons: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +said, S-Suwewy they awe smitten down befowe u-us, as in t-the fiwst battwe. + +(*^.^*) 2-20:40 But when t-the fwame began to a-awise up out of t-the city with a +piwwaw of smoke, t-the Benjamites wooked behind t-them, and, b-behowd, t-the +fwame of t-the city ascended up to heaven. + +20:41 And when t-the men of Iswaew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again, t-the men of Benjamin +wewe (>_<) a-amazed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they saw that eviw w-was come upon them. + +20:42 Thewefowe they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw backs befowe t-the men of Iswaew u-unto +t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess; but t-the battwe ovewtook t-them; and t-them +which came out of t-the c-cities they destwoyed in t-the m-midst of them. + +20:43 T-Thus they incwosed t-the Benjamites (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and chased t-them, +and twode t-them down with ease o-ovew against Gibeah towawd t-the +sunwising. + +20:44 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww of Benjamin eighteen t-thousand men; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wewe +men of vawouw. + +20:45 And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and fwed towawd t-the wiwdewnyess u-unto t-the w-wock of +Wimmon: and they g-gweanyed of t-them in t-the highways five t-thousand men; +and puwsued hawd aftew t-them u-unto Gidom, and swew two t-thousand men of +them. + +20:46 S-So that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww which feww that day of Benjamin wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five +t-thousand men that dwew t-the swowd; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wewe men of vawouw. + +2-20:47 But six hundwed men (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and fwed to t-the wiwdewnyess u-unto t-the +w-wock Wimmon, and abode in t-the w-wock Wimmon fouw months. + +20:48 And t-the men of Iswaew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again upon t-the chiwdwen of +Benjamin, and smote t-them with t-the edge of t-the swowd, as w-weww t-the men +of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, as t-the beast, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that came to hand: awso they s-set +on fiwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities that they came t-to. + +21:1 Nyow t-the men of Iswaew h-had swown in Mizpeh, s-saying, Thewe shaww +nyot any of us g-give his daughtew u-unto Benjamin to wife. + +21:2 And t-the peopwe came to t-the house of G-God, and abode (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe tiww +even befowe G-God, and w-wifted up theiw voices, and wept sowe; 21:3 And +said, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, why is this come to pass in I-Iswaew, that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be to day onye twibe w-wacking in I-Iswaew? 21:4 And it came +to pass on t-the mowwow, that t-the peopwe w-wose e-eawwy, and b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an +awtaw, and offewed buwnt offewings and peace offewings. + +21:5 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew said, Who is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +twibes of Iswaew that came nyot up with t-the c-congwegation u-unto t-the WOWD? +Fow they h-had m-made a gweat o-oath c-concewnying him that came nyot up to t-the +WOWD to Mizpeh, s-saying, He shaww suwewy be put to death. + +2-21:6 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wepented t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Benjamin theiw +bwothew, and said, Thewe is onye twibe cut off fwom Iswaew this d-day. + +21:7 How shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wives (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that w-wemain, seeing we have +swown by t-the WOWD that we wiww nyot g-give t-them of ouw daughtews to +wives? 21:8 And they said, What onye is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of t-the twibes of Iswaew +that came nyot up to Mizpeh to t-the WOWD? And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came nyonye +to t-the camp fwom Jabeshgiwead to t-the a-assembwy. + +21:9 Fow t-the peopwe wewe nyumbewed, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyonye of t-the +i-inhabitants of Jabeshgiwead thewe. + +21:10 And t-the c-congwegation sent thithew twewve t-thousand men of t-the +vawiantest, and commanded t-them, s-saying, Go and smite t-the i-inhabitants +of Jabeshgiwead with t-the edge of t-the swowd, with t-the w-women and t-the +chiwdwen. + +21:11 And this is t-the t-thing that ye shaww do, Ye shaww u-uttewwy d-destwoy +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman that hath wain by m-man. + +21:12 And they f-found among t-the i-inhabitants of Jabeshgiwead fouw +hundwed young viwgins, that h-had knyown nyo man by wying with any mawe: +and they b-bwought t-them u-unto t-the camp to S-Shiwoh, which is in t-the wand of +Canyaan. + +2-21:13 And t-the w-whowe c-congwegation sent s-some to speak to t-the chiwdwen of +Benjamin that wewe in t-the w-wock Wimmon, and to caww peaceabwy u-unto +them. + +21:14 And Benjamin came again a-at that time; and they gave t-them wives +which they h-had saved a-awive of t-the w-women of Jabeshgiwead: and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet so +they ＼(≧▽≦)／ *leans over* s-sufficed t-them n-nyot. + +2-21:15 And t-the peopwe wepented t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Benjamin, because that t-the WOWD +h-had m-made a bweach in t-the twibes of Iswaew. + +21:16 T-Then t-the ewdews of t-the c-congwegation said, How shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +wives (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that w-wemain, seeing t-the w-women awe destwoyed out of +Benjamin? 21:17 And they said, Thewe (* ^ ω ^) m-must be an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them +that be escaped of Benjamin, that a twibe be nyot destwoyed out of +Iswaew. + +2-21:18 Howbeit we may nyot g-give t-them wives of ouw daughtews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew have swown, s-saying, Cuwsed be he that giveth a wife +to Benjamin. + +2-21:19 T-Then they said, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the WOWD in Shiwoh +yeawwy in a pwace which is on t-the nyowth side of Bethew, on t-the east +side of t-the h-highway that goeth up fwom Bethew to S-Shechem, and on t-the +south of W-Webonyah. + +21:20 Thewefowe they commanded t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, s-saying, Go +and w-wie in wait in t-the vinyeyawds; 21:21 And see, and, b-behowd, if t-the +daughtews of Shiwoh come out to dance in dances, t-then come ye out of +t-the vinyeyawds, and catch you {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his wife of t-the daughtews of +S-Shiwoh, and go to t-the wand of Benjamin. + +2-21:22 And it shaww be, when theiw f-fathews ow theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen come u-unto +us to compwain, that we wiww say u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be favouwabwe u-unto t-them +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw s-sakes: because we wesewved nyot to each man his wife in t-the +w-waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye did nyot g-give u-unto t-them a-at this time, that ye shouwd be +guiwty. + +21:23 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin did so, and took t-them wives, +a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, of t-them that danced, whom they caught: and +they went and wetuwnyed u-unto theiw inhewitance, and w-wepaiwed t-the +cities, and d-dwewt in them. + +21:24 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew depawted (o´∀`o) t-thence a-at that time, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man to his twibe and to his famiwy, and they went out fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his inhewitance. + +21:25 In those days (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo king in Iswaew: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man did that +which w-was wight in his own eyes. + + + + +The Book of W-Wuth + + +1:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the days when t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges wuwed, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was a faminye in t-the wand. And a c-cewtain man of B-Bethwehemjudah went to +sojouwn in t-the c-countwy of M-Moab, he, and his wife, and his two sons. + +1:2 And t-the nyame of t-the man w-was Ewimewech, and t-the nyame of his wife +N-Nyaomi, and t-the nyame of his two sons Mahwon and ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ C-Chiwion, Ephwathites of +Bethwehemjudah. And they came into t-the c-countwy of M-Moab, and continyued +thewe. + +1:3 And Ewimewech Nyaomi's h-husband died; and she w-was weft, and hew two +sons. + +1:4 And they took t-them wives of t-the w-women of M-Moab; t-the nyame of t-the onye +w-was Owpah, and t-the nyame of t-the othew Wuth: and they d-dwewwed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +about t-ten yeaws. + +1:5 And Mahwon and Chiwion died awso both of t-them; and t-the woman w-was +weft of hew two sons and hew husband. + +1-1:6 T-Then she awose with hew daughtews in w-waw, that she m-might (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +fwom t-the c-countwy of M-Moab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she h-had heawd in t-the c-countwy of Moab how +that t-the WOWD h-had v-visited his peopwe in giving t-them bwead. + +1:7 Whewefowe she went fowth out of t-the pwace whewe she was, and hew +two daughtews in (☆▽☆) w-waw with hew; and they went on t-the w-way to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto +t-the wand of J-Judah. + +1:8 And Nyaomi said u-unto hew two daughtews in w-waw, Go, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn each to +hew (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's house: t-the WOWD d-deaw kindwy with y-you, as ye have d-deawt +with t-the dead, and with me. + +1-1:9 The WOWD gwant you that ye may f-find west, each of you in t-the house +of hew husband. T-Then she kissed t-them; and they w-wifted up theiw voice, +and wept. + +1:10 And they said u-unto hew, S-Suwewy we wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn with thee u-unto thy +peopwe. + +1:11 And Nyaomi said, T-Tuwn again, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtews: why wiww ye go with m-me? +awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet any mowe sons in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my womb, that they may be youw +husbands? 1:12 T-Tuwn again, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, go youw way; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am too +o-owd to have an husband. If I shouwd say, I have hope, if I shouwd have +an h-husband awso to nyight, and shouwd awso beaw s-sons; 1:13 Wouwd ye +tawwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them tiww they wewe gwown? w-wouwd ye stay (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them fwom +h-having husbands? nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it g-gwieveth m-me m-much (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw +sakes that t-the hand of t-the WOWD is gonye out against me. + +1:14 And they w-wifted up theiw voice, and wept ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and Owpah kissed +hew mothew in waw; but W-Wuth (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto hew. + +1:15 And she said, Behowd, thy s-sistew in (☆▽☆) w-waw is gonye back u-unto hew +p-peopwe, and u-unto hew gods: (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn t-thou aftew thy s-sistew in waw. + +1:16 And W-Wuth said, Intweat m-me nyot to weave thee, ow to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom +fowwowing aftew t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whithew t-thou goest, I wiww go; and whewe +t-thou (＃￣ω￣) w-wodgest, I wiww w-wodge: thy peopwe shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and thy God +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: 1:17 Whewe t-thou diest, wiww I die, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I be buwied: +t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do so to me, and mowe awso, if ought but death pawt thee and +me. + +1:18 When she saw that she w-was stedfastwy minded to go with hew, t-then +she weft speaking u-unto hew. + +1:19 S-So they two went untiw they came to B-Bethwehem. And it came to +pass, when they wewe come to Bethwehem, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city w-was moved +about t-them, and they said, Is this Nyaomi? 1:20 And she said u-unto +t-them, Caww m-me nyot N-Nyaomi, caww m-me Mawa: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Awmighty hath d-deawt +vewy >w< b-bittewwy with me. + +1-1:21 I went out f-fuww and t-the WOWD hath b-bwought m-me home again empty: +why t-then caww ye m-me N-Nyaomi, seeing t-the WOWD hath testified against me, +and t-the Awmighty hath affwicted m-me? 1:22 S-So Nyaomi wetuwnyed, and W-Wuth +t-the Moabitess, hew daughtew in w-waw, with hew, which wetuwnyed out of +t-the c-countwy of M-Moab: and they came to >_> B-Bethwehem in t-the beginnying of +bawwey h-hawvest. + +2:1 And Nyaomi h-had a kinsman of hew husband's, a mighty man of weawth, +of t-the f-famiwy of Ewimewech; and his nyame w-was Boaz. + +2:2 And W-Wuth t-the Moabitess said u-unto N-Nyaomi, Wet m-me nyow go to t-the +fiewd, and gwean eaws of cown aftew him in whose sight I shaww f-find +gwace. + +And she said u-unto hew, Go, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew. + +2-2:3 And she went, and came, and g-gweanyed in t-the fiewd aftew t-the +weapews: and hew hap w-was to wight on a pawt of t-the fiewd bewonging +u-unto Boaz, who w-was of t-the kindwed of Ewimewech. + +2:4 And, b-behowd, (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz came fwom Bethwehem, and said u-unto t-the w-weapews, +The WOWD be with you. And they answewed him, The WOWD bwess thee. + +2-2:5 T-Then said (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz u-unto his sewvant that w-was s-set o-ovew t-the w-weapews, +Whose damsew is t-this? 2:6 And t-the sewvant that w-was s-set o-ovew t-the +(*´▽`*) w-weapews answewed and said, I-It is t-the Moabitish damsew that came back +with Nyaomi out of t-the c-countwy of M-Moab: 2-2:7 And she said, I p-pway y-you, +wet m-me gwean and gathew aftew t-the (*´▽`*) w-weapews among t-the sheaves: so she +came, and hath continyued even fwom t-the mownying untiw n-nyow, that she +t-tawwied a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe in t-the house. + +2:8 T-Then said (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz u-unto Wuth, H-Heawest t-thou nyot, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew? Go nyot to +gwean in anyothew fiewd, nyeithew go fwom hence, but abide hewe fast by +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my maidens: 2-2:9 Wet thinye eyes be on t-the fiewd that they (^-^*)/ d-do weap, and +go t-thou aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: have I nyot c-chawged t-the young men that they shaww +nyot touch thee? and when t-thou awt a-athiwst, go u-unto t-the vessews, and +dwink of that which t-the young men have dwawn. + +2:10 T-Then she feww on hew face, and b-bowed hewsewf to t-the g-gwound, and +said u-unto him, Why have I f-found gwace in thinye eyes, that t-thou +shouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take k-knyowwedge of me, seeing I am a stwangew? 2-2:11 And (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz +answewed and said u-unto hew, I-It hath fuwwy b-been shewed me, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +t-thou hast donye u-unto thy mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw since t-the death of thinye +husband: and how t-thou hast weft thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew, and t-the +wand of thy nyativity, and awt come u-unto a peopwe which t-thou knyewest +nyot hewetofowe. + +2:12 The WOWD wecompense thy wowk, and a f-fuww wewawd be given thee of +t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, undew whose w-wings t-thou awt come to twust. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 T-Then she said, Wet m-me f-find favouw in thy s-sight, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that +t-thou hast c-comfowted me, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that t-thou hast spoken f-fwiendwy u-unto +thinye h-handmaid, t-though I be nyot w-wike u-unto onye of thinye handmaidens. + +2:14 And (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz said u-unto hew, {{ (>_<) }} A-At meawtime come t-thou hithew, and e-eat of +t-the bwead, and dip thy m-mowsew in t-the vinyegaw. And she sat beside t-the +weapews: and he weached hew pawched cown, and she did eat, and w-was +s-sufficed, and weft. + +2:15 And when she w-was wisen up to g-gwean, (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz commanded his young men, +s-saying, Wet hew gwean even among t-the s-sheaves, and wepwoach hew nyot: +2:16 And wet faww awso s-some of t-the handfuws of puwpose (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, and +weave t-them, that she may gwean t-them, and webuke hew n-nyot. + +2:17 S-So she g-gweanyed in t-the fiewd untiw e-even, and beat out that she h-had +g-gweanyed: and it w-was about an ephah of bawwey. + +2:18 And she took it up, and went into t-the city: and hew mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw +saw what she h-had g-gweanyed: and she b-bwought fowth, and gave to hew that +she h-had wesewved aftew she w-was sufficed. + +2:19 And hew mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw said u-unto hew, Whewe hast t-thou g-gweanyed to +day? and whewe wwoughtest thou? bwessed be he that did o(>ω<)o t-take k-knyowwedge +of thee. And she shewed hew mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw with whom she h-had w-wwought, +and said, The man's nyame with whom I wwought to day is Boaz. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And Nyaomi said u-unto hew daughtew in w-waw, Bwessed be he of t-the +WOWD, who hath nyot weft off his k-kindnyess to t-the wiving and to t-the +dead. And Nyaomi said u-unto hew, The man is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw of kin u-unto u-us, onye of +ouw nyext kinsmen. + +2:21 And W-Wuth t-the Moabitess said, He said u-unto m-me awso, T-Thou shawt +keep fast by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my young men, untiw they have ended (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hawvest. + +2:22 And Nyaomi said u-unto W-Wuth hew daughtew in w-waw, I-It is g-good, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +d-daughtew, that t-thou go out with his m-maidens, that they meet thee nyot +in any othew fiewd. + +2:23 S-So she kept fast by t-the maidens of (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz to gwean u-unto t-the end of +bawwey hawvest and of wheat hawvest; and d-dwewt with hew mothew in waw. + +3-3:1 T-Then Nyaomi hew mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw said u-unto hew, My d-daughtew, shaww I +nyot seek w-west (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, that it may be w-weww with thee? 3:2 And nyow is +nyot (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz of ouw kindwed, with whose maidens t-thou (o_O)! w-wast? Behowd, he +winnyoweth bawwey to nyight in t-the thweshingfwoow. + +3-3:3 Wash t-thysewf thewefowe, and anyoint thee, and put thy waiment upon +thee, and get thee down to t-the fwoow: but make nyot t-thysewf knyown u-unto +t-the ^.^ m-man, untiw he shaww have donye e-eating and dwinking. + +3:4 And it shaww be, when he wieth down, that t-thou shawt mawk t-the +pwace whewe he shaww wie, and t-thou shawt go in, and uncovew his feet, +and way thee down; and he wiww teww thee what t-thou shawt do. + +3:5 And she said u-unto hew, Aww that t-thou sayest u-unto m-me I wiww do. + +3-3:6 And she went down u-unto t-the f-fwoow, and did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +hew mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw bade hew. + +3:7 And when (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz h-had eaten and dwunk, and his heawt w-was mewwy, he +went to w-wie down a-at t-the end of t-the heap of cown: and she came softwy, +and u-uncovewed his feet, and w-waid hew down. + +3:8 And it came to pass a-at midnyight, that t-the man w-was afwaid, and +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed himsewf: and, b-behowd, a woman way a-at his feet. + +3-3:9 And he said, Who awt thou? And she answewed, I am W-Wuth thinye +h-handmaid: spwead thewefowe thy skiwt o-ovew thinye handmaid; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt +a (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw kinsman. + +3:10 And he said, Bwessed be t-thou of t-the WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-daughtew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +hast shewed mowe k-kindnyess in t-the wattew end than a-at t-the beginnying, +i-inyasmuch as t-thou f-fowwowedst nyot young men, whethew poow ow w-wich. + +3:11 And n-nyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-daughtew, f-feaw n-nyot; I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do to thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou +wequiwest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe doth knyow that t-thou awt a +viwtuous |･ω･) w-woman. + +3:12 And nyow it is twue that I am thy (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw kinsman: h-howbeit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a +kinsman nyeawew than I. + +3:13 Tawwy this nyight, and it shaww be in t-the m-mownying, that if he wiww +pewfowm u-unto thee t-the pawt of a kinsman, w-weww; wet him (^-^*)/ d-do t-the +k-kinsman's pawt: but if he wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do t-the pawt of a kinsman to thee, +t-then wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do t-the pawt of a kinsman to thee, as t-the WOWD wiveth: w-wie +down untiw t-the mownying. + +3:14 And she way a-at his feet untiw t-the mownying: and she w-wose up befowe +onye couwd knyow anyothew. And he said, Wet it nyot be knyown that a woman +came into t-the fwoow. + +3:15 Awso he said, Bwing t-the vaiw that t-thou hast upon thee, and h-howd +it. + +And when she hewd it, he measuwed six measuwes of bawwey, and w-waid it +on hew: and she went into t-the city. + +3:16 And when she came to hew mothew in w-waw, she said, Who awt thou, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew? And she towd hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the man h-had donye to hew. + +3:17 And she said, These six measuwes of bawwey gave he m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +said to me, Go nyot empty u-unto thy mothew in waw. + +3:18 T-Then said she, Sit stiww, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-daughtew, untiw t-thou knyow how t-the +mattew wiww faww: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the man wiww nyot be in west, untiw he have +finyished t-the t-thing this d-day. + +4:1 T-Then went (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz up to t-the gate, and sat him down thewe: and, +b-behowd, t-the kinsman of whom (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz spake came by; u-unto whom he said, Ho, +such a onye! tuwn aside, sit down hewe. And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside, and sat +down. + +4-4:2 And he took t-ten men of t-the ewdews of t-the city, and said, Sit ye +down hewe. And they sat down. + +4:3 And he said u-unto t-the kinsman, N-Nyaomi, that is come again out of t-the +c-countwy of M-Moab, sewweth a pawcew of wand, which w-was ouw b-bwothew +Ewimewech's: 4-4:4 And I thought to (>_<) a-advewtise thee, s-saying, Buy it +befowe t-the i-inhabitants, and befowe t-the ewdews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. If t-thou +wiwt wedeem it, wedeem i-it: but if t-thou wiwt nyot wedeem it, t-then teww +me, that I may knyow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to wedeem it beside thee; and I +am aftew thee. And he said, I wiww wedeem it. + +4-4:5 T-Then said Boaz, What day t-thou buyest t-the fiewd of t-the hand of +N-Nyaomi, t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must buy it awso of W-Wuth t-the Moabitess, t-the wife of t-the +dead, to w-waise up t-the nyame of t-the dead upon his inhewitance. + +4:6 And t-the kinsman said, I c-cannyot wedeem it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf, west I maw +minye own inhewitance: wedeem t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight to t-thysewf; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I c-cannyot +wedeem it. + +4:7 Nyow this w-was t-the m-mannyew in f-fowmew time in Iswaew c-concewnying +wedeeming and c-concewnying changing, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; a man +p-pwucked off his shoe, and gave it to his nyeighbouw: and this w-was a +t-testimony in Iswaew. + +4-4:8 Thewefowe t-the kinsman said u-unto Boaz, Buy it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. S-So he dwew +off his shoe. + +4:9 And (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz said u-unto t-the ewdews, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, Ye awe +witnyesses this day, that I have bought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was Ewimewech's, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was C-Chiwion's and Mahwon's, of t-the hand of Nyaomi. + +4:10 Moweovew W-Wuth t-the Moabitess, t-the wife of Mahwon, have I (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased +to be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife, to w-waise up t-the nyame of t-the dead upon his inhewitance, +that t-the nyame of t-the dead be nyot cut off fwom among his bwethwen, and +fwom t-the gate of his p-pwace: ye awe witnyesses this d-day. + +4:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe in t-the gate, and t-the ewdews, said, +We awe witnyesses. The WOWD make t-the woman that is come into thinye +house w-wike Wachew and w-wike Weah, which two did buiwd t-the house of +Iswaew: and (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou wowthiwy in Ephwatah, and be famous in Bethwehem: +4:12 And wet thy house be w-wike t-the house of Phawez, whom Tamaw bawe +u-unto Judah, of t-the seed which t-the WOWD shaww g-give thee of this young +|･ω･) w-woman. + +4:13 S-So (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz took Wuth, and she w-was his wife: and when he went in u-unto +hew, t-the WOWD gave hew c-conception, and she bawe a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +4:14 And t-the w-women said u-unto N-Nyaomi, Bwessed be t-the WOWD, which hath +nyot weft thee this day without a kinsman, that his nyame may be famous +in Iswaew. + +4:15 And he shaww be u-unto thee a westowew of thy w-wife, and a nyouwishew +of thinye o-owd a-age: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy daughtew in w-waw, which woveth thee, which is +bettew to thee than seven ^-^ s-sons, hath bown h-him. + +4:16 And Nyaomi took t-the chiwd, and w-waid it in hew bosom, and became +n-nyuwse u-unto it. + +4:17 And t-the w-women hew uWu n-nyeighbouws gave it a nyame, s-saying, Thewe is a +son bown to N-Nyaomi; and they cawwed his nyame Obed: he is t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of +Jesse, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of David. + +4-4:18 Nyow these awe t-the genyewations of Phawez: Phawez begat Hezwon, +4:19 And Hezwon begat Wam, and Wam begat Amminyadab, 4:20 And Amminyadab +begat Nyahshon, and Nyahshon begat Sawmon, 4:21 And Sawmon begat Boaz, +and (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz begat Obed, 4:22 And Obed begat Jesse, and Jesse begat David. + + + + +The Fiwst Book of S-Samuew + +Othewwise Cawwed: + +The Fiwst Book of t-the Kings + + +1:1 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain man of Wamathaimzophim, of mount Ephwaim, +and his nyame w-was Ewkanyah, t-the son of Jewoham, t-the son of (*ﾉωﾉ) E-Ewihu, t-the +son of Tohu, t-the son of Zuph, an Ephwathite: 1:2 And he h-had two wives; +t-the nyame of t-the onye w-was Hannyah, and t-the nyame of t-the othew Penyinnyah: +and P-Penyinnyah h-had c-chiwdwen, but H-Hannyah h-had nyo chiwdwen. + +1:3 And this man went up out of his city yeawwy to w-wowship and to +sacwifice u-unto t-the WOWD of hosts in Shiwoh. And t-the two sons of Ewi, +Hophnyi and Phinyehas, t-the pwiests of t-the WOWD, wewe thewe. + +1:4 And when t-the time w-was that Ewkanyah offewed, he gave to P-Penyinnyah +his wife, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew sons and hew (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, powtions: 1:5 But +u-unto H-Hannyah he gave a wowthy powtion; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he woved Hannyah: but t-the +WOWD h-had s-shut up hew womb. + +1-1:6 And hew a-advewsawy awso p-pwovoked hew sowe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to make hew f-fwet, +because t-the WOWD h-had s-shut up hew womb. + +1:7 And as he did so yeaw by y-yeaw, when she went up to t-the house of +t-the WOWD, so she p-pwovoked hew; thewefowe she w-wept, and did nyot eat. + +1:8 T-Then said Ewkanyah hew h-husband to hew, Hannyah, why weepest thou? +and why eatest t-thou nyot? and why is thy heawt gwieved? am nyot I bettew +to thee than t-ten sons? 1-1:9 S-So H-Hannyah w-wose up aftew they h-had eaten in +S-Shiwoh, and aftew they h-had dwunk. Nyow Ewi t-the pwiest sat upon a seat +by a p-post of t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD. + +1:10 And she w-was in bittewnyess of s-souw, and pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, and +wept sowe. + +1:11 And she vowed a vow, and said, O-O WOWD of hosts, if t-thou wiwt +indeed wook on t-the affwiction of thinye h-handmaid, and (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew me, and +nyot fowget thinye h-handmaid, but wiwt g-give u-unto thinye handmaid a man +chiwd, t-then I wiww g-give him u-unto t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his w-wife, +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo w-wazow come upon his head. + +1:12 And it came to pass, as she continyued pwaying befowe t-the WOWD, +that Ewi mawked hew mouth. + +1:13 Nyow Hannyah, she spake in hew heawt; onwy hew w-wips moved, but hew +voice w-was nyot heawd: thewefowe Ewi thought she h-had b-been dwunken. + +1:14 And Ewi said u-unto hew, How wong wiwt t-thou be o(≧▽≦)o d-dwunken? put away +thy winye fwom thee. + +1:15 And H-Hannyah answewed and said, Nyo, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I am a woman of a +sowwowfuw spiwit: I have dwunk nyeithew winye (=`ω´=) n-nyow stwong dwink, but have +pouwed out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw befowe t-the WOWD. + +1:16 C-Count nyot thinye handmaid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a daughtew of Bewiaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of t-the +a-abundance of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint and gwief have I spoken (´ ω `♡) h-hithewto. + +1:17 T-Then Ewi answewed and said, Go in peace: and t-the God of Iswaew +gwant thee thy petition that t-thou hast asked of h-him. + +1:18 And she said, Wet thinye handmaid f-find gwace in thy sight. S-So t-the +woman went hew way, and did eat, and hew c-countenyance w-was nyo mowe sad. + +1:19 And they w-wose up in t-the mownying e-eawwy, and w-wowshipped befowe t-the +WOWD, and wetuwnyed, and came to theiw house to W-Wamah: and Ewkanyah knyew +H-Hannyah his wife; and t-the WOWD wemembewed hew. + +1:20 Whewefowe it came to pass, when t-the time w-was come about aftew +H-Hannyah h-had conceived, that she bawe a son, and cawwed his nyame Samuew, +s-saying, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I have asked him of t-the WOWD. + +1-1:21 And t-the man Ewkanyah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house, went up to offew u-unto t-the +WOWD t-the yeawwy sacwifice, and his vow. + +1:22 But H-Hannyah went nyot up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she said u-unto hew husband, I wiww nyot +go up untiw t-the c-chiwd be weanyed, and t-then I wiww bwing him, that he +may appeaw befowe t-the WOWD, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abide (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1:23 And Ewkanyah hew h-husband said u-unto hew, Do what seemeth thee good; +tawwy untiw t-thou have weanyed h-him; onwy t-the WOWD estabwish his wowd. S-So +t-the woman abode, and gave hew son suck untiw she weanyed h-him. + +1-1:24 And when she h-had weanyed him, she took him up with hew, with thwee +buwwocks, and onye ephah of fwouw, and a bottwe of winye, and b-bwought +him u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD in Shiwoh: and t-the c-chiwd w-was young. + +1:25 And they swew a buwwock, and b-bwought t-the c-chiwd to Ewi. + +1:26 And she said, O-Oh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, as thy souw w-wiveth, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I am t-the +woman that s-stood by thee hewe, pwaying u-unto t-the WOWD. + +1:27 Fow this c-chiwd I pwayed; and t-the WOWD hath given m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my petition +which I asked of him: 1:28 Thewefowe awso I have went him to t-the WOWD; +as wong as he wiveth he shaww be went to t-the WOWD. And he w-wowshipped +t-the WOWD thewe. + +2:1 And H-Hannyah pwayed, and said, My heawt (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth in t-the WOWD, minye +(・_・ヾ h-hown is exawted in t-the WOWD: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth is e-enwawged o-ovew minye enyemies; +because I wejoice in thy s-sawvation. + +2:2 Thewe is nyonye h-howy as t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye beside t-thee: +nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any w-wock w-wike ouw God. + +2-2:3 Tawk nyo mowe so exceeding pwoudwy; wet nyot awwogancy come out of +youw m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is a God of knyowwedge, and by him actions awe +weighed. + +2:4 The bows of t-the mighty men awe bwoken, and they that stumbwed awe +giwded with s-stwength. + +2-2:5 They that wewe f-fuww have h-hiwed out themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwead; and they +that wewe (・_・ヾ h-hungwy ceased: so that t-the b-bawwen hath bown seven; and she +that hath many chiwdwen is (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed feebwe. + +2:6 The WOWD k-kiwweth, and m-maketh a-awive: he bwingeth down to t-the gwave, +and bwingeth (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +2-2:7 The WOWD m-maketh poow, and m-maketh w-wich: he bwingeth wow, and +wifteth (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +2:8 He waiseth up t-the poow out of t-the dust, and wifteth up t-the beggaw +fwom t-the dunghiww, to s-set t-them among pwinces, and to make t-them i-inhewit +t-the t-thwonye of gwowy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the piwwaws of t-the eawth awe t-the WOWD's, and +he hath s-set t-the wowwd upon them. + +2-2:9 He wiww keep t-the feet of his saints, and t-the wicked shaww be +s-siwent in dawknyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by stwength shaww nyo man pwevaiw. + +2:10 The advewsawies of t-the WOWD shaww be bwoken to pieces; out of +heaven shaww he thundew upon (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the WOWD shaww j-judge t-the ends of +t-the eawth; and he shaww g-give stwength u-unto his king, and e-exawt t-the +(・_・ヾ h-hown of his anyointed. + +2-2:11 And Ewkanyah went to W-Wamah to his house. And t-the c-chiwd did +m-minyistew u-unto t-the WOWD befowe Ewi t-the pwiest. + +2:12 Nyow t-the sons of Ewi wewe sons of Bewiaw; they knyew nyot t-the WOWD. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And t-the pwiest's custom with t-the peopwe was, that, when any man +offewed sacwifice, t-the pwiest's sewvant came, whiwe t-the fwesh w-was in +seething, with a fweshhook of thwee t-teeth in his hand; 2:14 And he +stwuck it into t-the pan, ow >_> k-kettwe, ow cawdwon, ow pot; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the +fweshhook b-bwought up t-the pwiest took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf. S-So they did in +Shiwoh u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Iswaewites that came thithew. + +2:15 Awso befowe they buwnt t-the fat, t-the pwiest's sewvant came, and +said to t-the man that sacwificed, Give fwesh to woast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiest; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww nyot have sodden fwesh of thee, but waw. + +2:16 And if any man said u-unto him, Wet t-them nyot faiw to buwn t-the fat +pwesentwy, and t-then o(>ω<)o t-take as m-much as thy souw desiweth; t-then he w-wouwd +answew him, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but t-thou shawt g-give it m-me nyow: and if nyot, I wiww +o(>ω<)o t-take it by fowce. + +2:17 Whewefowe t-the sin of t-the young men w-was vewy gweat befowe t-the +WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow men a-abhowwed t-the offewing of t-the WOWD. + +2:18 But S-Samuew minyistewed befowe t-the WOWD, being a chiwd, giwded with +a winyen e-ephod. + +2:19 Moweovew his mothew m-made him a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe coat, and b-bwought it to him +fwom yeaw to y-yeaw, when she came up with hew h-husband to offew t-the +yeawwy sacwifice. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And Ewi bwessed Ewkanyah and his wife, and said, The WOWD g-give +thee seed of this woman (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the woan which is went to t-the WOWD. And +they went u-unto theiw own home. + +2:21 And t-the WOWD v-visited Hannyah, so that she conceived, and bawe +thwee sons and two daughtews. And t-the c-chiwd S-Samuew gwew befowe t-the +WOWD. + +2:22 Nyow Ewi w-was vewy o-owd, and heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his sons did u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +I-Iswaew; and how they way with t-the w-women that assembwed a-at t-the doow of +t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +2:23 And he said u-unto t-them, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye such (o^▽^o) t-things? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I h-heaw of youw +eviw deawings by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe. + +2:24 Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sons; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is nyo g-good wepowt that I heaw: ye make t-the +WOWD's peopwe to twansgwess. + +2:25 If onye man sin against anyothew, t-the j-judge shaww j-judge him: but if +a man sin against t-the WOWD, who shaww intweat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him? (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding +they heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-the voice of theiw fathew, because t-the WOWD +w-wouwd (✧∀✧)/ s-sway them. + +2:26 And t-the c-chiwd S-Samuew gwew o-on, and w-was in favouw both with t-the +WOWD, and awso with m-men. + +(^ω~) 2-2:27 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man of God u-unto Ewi, and said u-unto him, T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD, Did I pwainwy appeaw u-unto t-the house of thy fathew, +when they wewe in Egypt in Phawaoh's house? 2:28 And did I choose him +out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwiest, to offew upon minye +awtaw, to buwn incense, to ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw an e-ephod befowe m-me? and did I g-give +u-unto t-the house of thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the offewings m-made by fiwe of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew? 2:29 Whewefowe {{ (>_<) }} k-kick ye a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice and a-at +minye o-offewing, which I have commanded in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my habitation; and honyouwest +thy sons a-above me, to make youwsewves fat with t-the chiefest of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +offewings of Iswaew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe? 2:30 Whewefowe t-the WOWD God of Iswaew +saith, I said indeed that thy h-house, and t-the house of thy fathew, +shouwd wawk befowe m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: but nyow t-the WOWD saith, (☆▽☆) B-Be it faw fwom +m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that honyouw m-me I wiww honyouw, and they that despise m-me +shaww be wightwy e-esteemed. + +2:31 Behowd, t-the days come, that I wiww cut off thinye awm, and t-the a-awm +of thy fathew's h-house, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be an o-owd man in thinye +house. + +2:32 And t-thou shawt s-see an enyemy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my habitation, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the weawth +which God shaww g-give Iswaew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be an o-owd man in +thinye house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +2:33 And t-the man of thinye, whom I shaww nyot cut off fwom minye awtaw, +shaww be to consume thinye eyes, and to gwieve thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +incwease of thinye house shaww die in t-the fwowew of theiw age. + +2:34 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto thee, that shaww come upon thy two +^-^ s-sons, on Hophnyi and Phinyehas; in onye day they shaww die both of them. + +2:35 And I wiww w-waise m-me up a faithfuw pwiest, that shaww (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding +to that which is in minye heawt and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind: and I wiww buiwd him a +suwe h-house; and he shaww wawk befowe minye anyointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +2:36 And it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is weft in thinye +house shaww come and c-cwouch to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a piece of s-siwvew and a m-mowsew +of bwead, and shaww say, Put me, I p-pway thee, into onye of t-the pwiests' +offices, that I may e-eat a piece of bwead. + +3-3:1 And t-the c-chiwd S-Samuew minyistewed u-unto t-the WOWD befowe Ewi. And t-the +wowd of t-the WOWD w-was (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious in those days; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo open vision. + +3:2 And it came to pass a-at that time, when Ewi w-was w-waid down in his +pwace, and his eyes began to wax dim, that he couwd nyot see; 3-3:3 And +ewe t-the wamp of God went out in t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD, whewe t-the awk +of God was, and S-Samuew w-was w-waid down to sweep; 3:4 That t-the WOWD +cawwed Samuew: and he answewed, Hewe am I. + +3:5 And he wan u-unto Ewi, and said, Hewe am I; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou cawwedst me. +And he said, I cawwed n-nyot; w-wie down again. And he went and way down. + +3-3:6 And t-the WOWD cawwed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, Samuew. And S-Samuew awose and went +to Ewi, and said, Hewe am I; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou didst caww me. And he answewed, +I cawwed nyot, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son; w-wie down again. + +3:7 Nyow S-Samuew did nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet knyow t-the WOWD, nyeithew w-was t-the wowd of t-the +WOWD (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet weveawed u-unto h-him. + +3:8 And t-the WOWD cawwed S-Samuew again t-the thiwd ^w^ t-time. And he awose and +went to Ewi, and said, Hewe am I; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou didst caww me. And Ewi +pewceived that t-the WOWD h-had cawwed t-the chiwd. + +3-3:9 Thewefowe Ewi said u-unto Samuew, Go, w-wie down: and it shaww be, if +he caww thee, that t-thou shawt say, Speak, WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant +heaweth. S-So S-Samuew went and way down in his pwace. + +3:10 And t-the WOWD came, and stood, and cawwed as a-at othew times, +Samuew, Samuew. T-Then S-Samuew answewed, S-Speak; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant heaweth. + +3:11 And t-the WOWD said to Samuew, Behowd, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do a t-thing in I-Iswaew, +a-at which both t-the eaws of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that heaweth it shaww tingwe. + +3:12 In that day I wiww pewfowm against Ewi (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which I have +spoken c-concewnying his house: when I b-begin, I wiww awso make an end. + +3:13 Fow I have towd him that I wiww j-judge his house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +i-inyiquity which he ต(=ω=)ต *shuffles closer* k-knyoweth; because his sons m-made themsewves viwe, and +he westwainyed t-them n-nyot. + +3:14 And thewefowe I have swown u-unto t-the house of Ewi, that t-the +i-inyiquity of Ewi's house shaww nyot be (*^.^*) p-puwged with sacwifice (=`ω´=) n-nyow +offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +3:15 And S-Samuew way untiw t-the m-mownying, and openyed t-the doows of t-the +house of t-the WOWD. And S-Samuew feawed to s-shew Ewi t-the vision. + +3:16 T-Then Ewi cawwed Samuew, and said, Samuew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And he +answewed, Hewe am I. + +3:17 And he said, What is t-the t-thing that t-the WOWD hath said u-unto thee? +I p-pway thee hide it nyot fwom me: God (^-^*)/ d-do so to thee, and mowe awso, if +t-thou hide any t-thing fwom m-me of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that he said u-unto thee. + +3:18 And S-Samuew towd him {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whit, and hid nyothing fwom h-him. And he +said, I-It is t-the WOWD: wet him (^-^*)/ d-do what seemeth him good. + +3:19 And S-Samuew gwew, and t-the WOWD w-was with him, and did wet nyonye of +his w-wowds faww to t-the gwound. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew fwom Dan even to B-Beewsheba knyew that S-Samuew w-was +estabwished to be a pwophet of t-the WOWD. + +3:21 And t-the WOWD appeawed again in Shiwoh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD weveawed +himsewf to S-Samuew in Shiwoh by t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +4:1 And t-the wowd of S-Samuew came to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. Nyow Iswaew went out +against t-the Phiwistinyes to battwe, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched beside Ebenyezew: and +t-the Phiwistinyes (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Aphek. + +4-4:2 And t-the Phiwistinyes put themsewves in a-awway against Iswaew: and +when they j-joinyed battwe, Iswaew w-was smitten befowe t-the Phiwistinyes: +and they swew of t-the awmy in t-the fiewd about fouw t-thousand m-men. + +4:3 And when t-the peopwe wewe come into t-the camp, t-the ewdews of Iswaew +said, Whewefowe hath t-the WOWD smitten us to day befowe t-the +Phiwistinyes? Wet us fetch t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD out of +Shiwoh u-unto u-us, that, when it cometh among u-us, it may s-save us out of +t-the hand of ouw enyemies. + +4-4:4 S-So t-the peopwe sent to S-Shiwoh, that they m-might bwing fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence +t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD of hosts, which d-dwewweth b-between +t-the chewubims: and t-the two sons of Ewi, Hophnyi and Phinyehas, wewe +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of God. + +4-4:5 And when t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD came into t-the camp, +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shouted with a gweat shout, so that t-the eawth wang again. + +4:6 And when t-the Phiwistinyes heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the shout, they said, +What meanyeth t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of this gweat shout in t-the camp of t-the (=^･ω･^=) H-Hebwews? +And they undewstood that t-the awk of t-the WOWD w-was come into t-the camp. + +4:7 And t-the Phiwistinyes wewe afwaid, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they said, God is come into +t-the camp. And they said, Woe u-unto us! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath nyot b-been such a +t-thing hewetofowe. + +4-4:8 Woe u-unto us! who shaww d-dewivew us out of t-the hand of these mighty +Gods? these awe t-the (* ^ ω ^) G-Gods that smote t-the Egyptians with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwagues +in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +4:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and quit youwsewves w-wike men, O-O ye Phiwistinyes, that ye +be nyot (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto t-the H-Hebwews, as they have b-been to you: quit +youwsewves w-wike men, and fight. + +4:10 And t-the Phiwistinyes fought, and Iswaew w-was smitten, and they fwed +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man into his tent: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a vewy gweat s-swaughtew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww of Iswaew thiwty t-thousand footmen. + +4:11 And t-the awk of God w-was taken; and t-the two sons of Ewi, Hophnyi and +Phinyehas, wewe swain. + +4:12 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wan a man of Benjamin out of t-the awmy, and came to +Shiwoh t-the same day with his cwothes went, and with eawth upon his +head. + +4:13 And when he came, wo, Ewi sat upon a seat by t-the w-wayside +watching: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his heawt twembwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk of God. And when t-the man +came into t-the city, and towd it, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city cwied ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +4:14 And when Ewi heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the cwying, he said, What meanyeth +t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of this t-tumuwt? And t-the man came in hastiwy, and towd Ewi. + +4:15 Nyow Ewi w-was nyinyety and eight yeaws o-owd; and his eyes wewe dim, +that he couwd nyot see. + +4:16 And t-the man said u-unto Ewi, I am he that came out of t-the awmy, and +I fwed to day out of t-the awmy. And he said, What is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe donye, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +son? 4:17 And t-the messengew answewed and said, Iswaew is fwed befowe +t-the Phiwistinyes, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath b-been awso a gweat swaughtew among t-the +p-peopwe, and thy two sons awso, Hophnyi and Phinyehas, awe dead, and t-the +awk of God is taken. + +4-4:18 And it came to pass, when he m-made mention of t-the awk of G-God, that +he feww fwom off t-the seat backwawd by t-the side of t-the gate, and his +nyeck bwake, and he ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was an o-owd ^.^ m-man, and heavy. And he h-had +judged Iswaew f-fowty yeaws. + +4:19 And his daughtew in w-waw, P-Phinyehas' wife, w-was with chiwd, (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to +be dewivewed: and when she heawd t-the tidings that t-the awk of God w-was +taken, and that hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw and hew h-husband wewe dead, she b-bowed +hewsewf and twavaiwed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew pains came upon hew. + +4:20 And about t-the time of hew death t-the w-women that s-stood by hew said +u-unto hew, Feaw n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast bown a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. But she answewed nyot, +nyeithew did she w-wegawd it. + +4:21 And she nyamed t-the c-chiwd Ichabod, s-saying, The gwowy is depawted +fwom Iswaew: because t-the awk of God w-was taken, and because of hew +o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw and hew husband. + +4:22 And she said, The gwowy is depawted fwom Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk of +God is taken. + +5:1 And t-the Phiwistinyes took t-the awk of G-God, and b-bwought it fwom +E-Ebenyezew u-unto A-Ashdod. + +5-5:2 When t-the Phiwistinyes took t-the awk of G-God, they b-bwought it into t-the +house of D-Dagon, and s-set it by Dagon. + +5:3 And when they of Ashdod awose eawwy on t-the mowwow, b-behowd, Dagon +w-was f-fawwen upon his f-face to t-the eawth befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD. And +they took D-Dagon, and s-set him in his pwace again. + +5:4 And when they awose eawwy on t-the mowwow m-mownying, b-behowd, Dagon w-was +f-fawwen upon his f-face to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD; and t-the +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Dagon and both t-the pawms of his h-hands wewe cut off upon t-the +thweshowd; onwy t-the s-stump of Dagon w-was weft to h-him. + +5:5 Thewefowe nyeithew t-the pwiests of D-Dagon, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any that come into +Dagon's h-house, twead on t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of Dagon in Ashdod u-unto this +d-day. + +5:6 But t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was h-heavy upon t-them of A-Ashdod, and he +destwoyed t-them, and smote t-them with emewods, even Ashdod and t-the +coasts t-theweof. + +5:7 And when t-the men of Ashdod saw that it w-was so, they said, The awk +of t-the God of Iswaew shaww nyot abide with us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his hand is sowe +upon u-us, and upon Dagon ouw god. + +5:8 They sent thewefowe and gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes +u-unto t-them, and said, What shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do with t-the awk of t-the God of +I-Iswaew? And they answewed, Wet t-the awk of t-the God of Iswaew be cawwied +about u-unto Gath. And they cawwied t-the awk of t-the God of Iswaew about +thithew. + +5:9 And it w-was so, that, aftew they h-had cawwied it a-about, t-the hand of +t-the WOWD w-was against t-the city with a vewy gweat destwuction: and he +smote t-the men of t-the city, both smaww and g-gweat, and they h-had emewods +in theiw secwet p-pawts. + +5:10 Thewefowe they sent t-the awk of God to Ekwon. And it came to pass, +as t-the awk of God came to Ekwon, that t-the Ekwonyites cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, +They have b-bwought about t-the awk of t-the God of Iswaew to u-us, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway us +and ouw peopwe. + +5:11 S-So they sent and gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowds of t-the +Phiwistinyes, and said, Send away t-the awk of t-the God of I-Iswaew, and wet +it go again to his own pwace, that it (✧∀✧)/ s-sway us nyot, and ouw peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a deadwy destwuction (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-city; t-the hand of +God w-was vewy h-heavy thewe. + +5:12 And t-the men that died nyot wewe smitten with t-the e-emewods: and t-the +(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the city went up to heaven. + +6-6:1 And t-the awk of t-the WOWD w-was in t-the c-countwy of t-the Phiwistinyes +seven months. + +6:2 And t-the Phiwistinyes cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests and t-the divinyews, +s-saying, What shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do to t-the awk of t-the WOWD? teww us whewewith we +shaww send it to his pwace. + +6:3 And they said, If ye send away t-the awk of t-the God of I-Iswaew, send +it nyot empty; but in any wise (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn him a twespass o-offewing: t-then ye +shaww be heawed, and it shaww be knyown to you why his hand is nyot +w-wemoved fwom you. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 T-Then said they, What shaww be t-the twespass offewing which we shaww +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to h-him? They answewed, Five gowden emewods, and five gowden +mice, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye +pwague w-was on you a-aww, and on youw wowds. + +6:5 Whewefowe ye shaww make images of youw emewods, and images of youw +mice that maw t-the wand; and ye shaww g-give gwowy u-unto t-the God of +Iswaew: pewadventuwe he wiww wighten his hand fwom off y-you, and fwom +off youw gods, and fwom off youw wand. + +6:6 Whewefowe t-then (^-^*)/ d-do ye hawden youw heawts, as t-the Egyptians and +Phawaoh hawdenyed theiw heawts? when he h-had wwought w-wondewfuwwy among +t-them, did they nyot wet t-the peopwe go, and they d-depawted? 6:7 Nyow +thewefowe make a nyew c-cawt, and o(>ω<)o t-take two miwch kinye, on which (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +hath come nyo yoke, and t-tie t-the kinye to t-the c-cawt, and bwing theiw +cawves home fwom (=`ω´=) t-them: 6:8 And o(>ω<)o t-take t-the awk of t-the WOWD, and way it +upon t-the cawt; and put t-the jewews of gowd, which ye (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +twespass o-offewing, in a coffew by t-the side t-theweof; and send it away, +that it may go. + +6:9 And see, if it goeth up by t-the w-way of his own coast to +Bethshemesh, t-then he hath donye us this gweat eviw: but if nyot, t-then we +shaww knyow that it is nyot his hand that smote us: it w-was a chance that +happenyed to us. + +6:10 And t-the men did so; and took two miwch kinye, and tied t-them to t-the +c-cawt, and s-shut up theiw cawves a-at h-home: 6:11 And they w-waid t-the awk of +t-the WOWD upon t-the c-cawt, and t-the coffew with t-the mice of gowd and t-the +images of theiw emewods. + +6:12 And t-the kinye took t-the stwaight w-way to t-the w-way of Bethshemesh, and +went awong t-the h-highway, wowing as they went, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot aside to +t-the wight hand ow to t-the weft; and t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes went +aftew t-them u-unto t-the bowdew of Bethshemesh. + +6:13 And they of Bethshemesh wewe weaping theiw wheat hawvest in t-the +vawwey: and they w-wifted up theiw eyes, and saw t-the awk, and w-wejoiced +to s-see it. + +6:14 And t-the c-cawt came into t-the fiewd of Joshua, a Bethshemite, and +s-stood thewe, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat stonye: and they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave t-the w-wood of +t-the c-cawt, and offewed t-the kinye a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +6:15 And t-the Wevites took down t-the awk of t-the WOWD, and t-the coffew +that w-was with it, whewein t-the jewews of gowd (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, and put t-them on t-the +gweat stonye: and t-the men of Bethshemesh offewed buwnt offewings and +sacwificed s-sacwifices t-the same day u-unto t-the WOWD. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And when t-the five wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes h-had s-seen it, they +wetuwnyed to (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon t-the same d-day. + +6-6:17 And these awe t-the gowden emewods which t-the Phiwistinyes wetuwnyed +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass offewing u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ashdod o-onye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Gaza o-onye, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Askewon o-onye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-Gath o-onye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon onye; 6:18 And t-the gowden +mice, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of t-the Phiwistinyes +bewonging to t-the five (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, both of f-fenced cities, and of c-countwy +viwwages, even u-unto t-the gweat stonye of Abew, wheweon they s-set down t-the +awk of t-the WOWD: which stonye wemainyeth u-unto this day in t-the fiewd of +Joshua, t-the Bethshemite. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And he smote t-the men of Bethshemesh, because they h-had wooked into +t-the awk of t-the WOWD, even he smote of t-the peopwe fifty t-thousand and +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten m-men: and t-the peopwe wamented, because t-the WOWD h-had +smitten many of t-the peopwe with a gweat s-swaughtew. + +6:20 And t-the men of Bethshemesh said, Who is abwe to stand befowe this +h-howy WOWD God? and to whom shaww he go up fwom us? 6:21 And they sent +m-messengews to t-the i-inhabitants of Kiwjathjeawim, s-saying, The +Phiwistinyes have b-bwought again t-the awk of t-the WOWD; come ye down, and +fetch it up to you. + +7:1 And t-the men of (✯◡✯) *sighs* K-Kiwjathjeawim came, and fetched up t-the awk of t-the +WOWD, and b-bwought it into t-the house of Abinyadab in t-the h-hiww, and +sanctified Eweazaw his son to keep t-the awk of t-the WOWD. + +7:2 And it came to pass, whiwe t-the awk abode in Kiwjathjeawim, that +t-the time w-was w-wong; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of +Iswaew wamented aftew t-the WOWD. + +7-7:3 And S-Samuew spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of I-Iswaew, s-saying, If ye (^-^*)/ d-do +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawts, t-then put away t-the s-stwange +gods and A-Ashtawoth fwom among y-you, and p-pwepawe youw (x_x)V h-heawts u-unto t-the +WOWD, and sewve him onwy: and he wiww d-dewivew you out of t-the hand of +t-the Phiwistinyes. + +7:4 T-Then t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did put away Baawim and A-Ashtawoth, and +sewved t-the WOWD onwy. + +7:5 And S-Samuew said, Gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew to Mizpeh, and I wiww p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +you u-unto t-the WOWD. + +7:6 And they gathewed togethew to Mizpeh, and dwew watew, and pouwed +it out befowe t-the WOWD, and fasted on that day, and said thewe, We +have sinnyed against t-the WOWD. And S-Samuew judged t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +in Mizpeh. + +7-7:7 And when t-the Phiwistinyes heawd that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe +gathewed togethew to Mizpeh, t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes went up +against Iswaew. And when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew heawd it, they wewe +afwaid of t-the Phiwistinyes. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew said to Samuew, ( ~*-*)~ C-Cease nyot to (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto +t-the WOWD ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that he wiww s-save us out of t-the hand of t-the +Phiwistinyes. + +7:9 And S-Samuew took a sucking wamb, and offewed it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt +offewing whowwy u-unto t-the WOWD: and S-Samuew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +I-Iswaew; and t-the WOWD heawd h-him. + +7:10 And as S-Samuew w-was offewing up t-the buwnt o-offewing, t-the Phiwistinyes +dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to battwe against Iswaew: but t-the WOWD thundewed with a +gweat thundew on that day upon t-the Phiwistinyes, and discomfited t-them; +and they wewe smitten befowe Iswaew. + +7:11 And t-the men of Iswaew went out of Mizpeh, and puwsued t-the +Phiwistinyes, and smote t-them, untiw they came undew Bethcaw. + +7:12 T-Then S-Samuew took a stonye, and s-set it b-between Mizpeh and Shen, and +cawwed t-the nyame of it Ebenyezew, s-saying, Hithewto hath t-the WOWD hewped +us. + +7:13 S-So t-the Phiwistinyes wewe subdued, and they came nyo mowe into t-the +coast of Iswaew: and t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was against t-the Phiwistinyes +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Samuew. + +7:14 And t-the c-cities which t-the Phiwistinyes h-had taken fwom Iswaew wewe +westowed to I-Iswaew, fwom (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon even u-unto Gath; and t-the coasts theweof +did Iswaew d-dewivew out of t-the h-hands of t-the Phiwistinyes. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +peace b-between Iswaew and t-the Amowites. + +7:15 And S-Samuew judged Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife. + +7:16 And he went fwom yeaw to yeaw in c-ciwcuit to Bethew, and G-Giwgaw, +and Mizpeh, and judged Iswaew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those pwaces. + +7:17 And his (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn w-was to Wamah; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was his h-house; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +he judged I-Iswaew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he b-buiwt an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And it came to pass, when S-Samuew w-was o-owd, that he m-made his sons +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges o-ovew Iswaew. + +8-8:2 Nyow t-the nyame of his fiwstbown w-was J-Joew; and t-the nyame of his +second, (=^‥^=) A-Abiah: they wewe ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges in Beewsheba. + +8:3 And his sons wawked nyot in his ways, but (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside aftew wucwe, +and took bwibes, and pewvewted judgment. + +8:4 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew gathewed themsewves togethew, and +came to S-Samuew u-unto (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, 8-8:5 And said u-unto him, Behowd, t-thou awt +o-owd, and thy sons wawk nyot in thy ways: nyow make us a king to j-judge us +w-wike (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations. + +8:6 But t-the t-thing d-dispweased Samuew, when they said, Give us a king to +j-judge us. And S-Samuew pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD. + +8:7 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Samuew, Heawken u-unto t-the voice of t-the +peopwe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they say u-unto t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have nyot wejected +thee, but they have wejected me, that I shouwd nyot weign o-ovew them. + +8:8 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks which they have donye since t-the day that +I b-bwought t-them up out of Egypt even u-unto this day, whewewith they have +fowsaken me, and sewved othew gods, so (^-^*)/ d-do they awso u-unto thee. + +8:9 Nyow thewefowe heawken u-unto theiw voice: h-howbeit (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwotest +sowemnwy u-unto t-them, and s-shew t-them t-the m-mannyew of t-the king that shaww +weign o-ovew them. + +8-8:10 And S-Samuew towd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD u-unto t-the peopwe that +asked of him a king. + +8-8:11 And he said, This wiww be t-the m-mannyew of t-the king that shaww weign +o-ovew you: He wiww o(>ω<)o t-take youw ^-^ s-sons, and appoint t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +his c-chawiots, and to be his h-howsemen; and s-some shaww w-wun befowe his +c-chawiots. + +8:12 And he wiww appoint him captains o-ovew t-thousands, and captains +o-ovew fifties; and wiww s-set t-them to eaw his g-gwound, and to w-weap his +hawvest, and to make his instwuments of waw, and instwuments of his +c-chawiots. + +8-8:13 And he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take youw daughtews to be confectionyawies, and to be +cooks, and to be bakews. + +8:14 And he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take youw fiewds, and youw vinyeyawds, and youw +o-owiveyawds, even t-the best of t-them, and g-give t-them to his sewvants. + +8:15 And he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth of youw seed, and of youw vinyeyawds, +and g-give to his officews, and to his sewvants. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take youw m-mensewvants, and youw maidsewvants, and +youw g-goodwiest young men, and youw asses, and put t-them to his wowk. + +8:17 He wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth of youw sheep: and ye shaww be his +sewvants. + +8-8:18 And ye shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out in that day because of youw king which ye +shaww have chosen you; and t-the WOWD wiww nyot h-heaw you in that d-day. + +8-8:19 Nyevewthewess t-the peopwe wefused to obey t-the voice of Samuew; and +they said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but we wiww have a king o-ovew us; 8:20 That we awso may +be w-wike (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations; and that ouw king may j-judge u-us, and go out +befowe u-us, and fight ouw battwes. + +8-8:21 And S-Samuew heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the p-peopwe, and he weheawsed +t-them in t-the eaws of t-the WOWD. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And t-the WOWD said to Samuew, Heawken u-unto theiw voice, and make +t-them a king. And S-Samuew said u-unto t-the men of I-Iswaew, Go ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +u-unto his city. + +9:1 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man of Benjamin, whose nyame w-was Kish, t-the son of +(o´∀`o) A-Abiew, t-the son of Zewow, t-the son of Bechowath, t-the son of Aphiah, a +Benjamite, a mighty man of powew. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And he h-had a son, whose nyame w-was Sauw, a choice young ^.^ m-man, and a +goodwy: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a (＾▽＾') g-goodwiew +pewson than he: fwom his s-shouwdews and upwawd he w-was highew than any +of t-the peopwe. + +9:3 And t-the asses of Kish Sauw's o(>ω<)o f-fathew wewe w-wost. And Kish said to +Sauw his son, Take nyow onye of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with thee, and a-awise, go +seek t-the a-asses. + +9:4 And he passed thwough mount Ephwaim, and passed thwough t-the wand +of Shawisha, but they f-found t-them nyot: t-then they passed thwough t-the +wand of Shawim, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they wewe nyot: and he passed thwough t-the +wand of t-the (-ω-、) B-Benjamites, but they f-found t-them n-nyot. + +9:5 And when they wewe come to t-the wand of Zuph, Sauw said to his +sewvant that w-was with him, Come, and wet us (*´▽`*) w-wetuwn; west o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew +weave cawing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the asses, and o(>ω<)o t-take thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +9:6 And he said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is in this city a man of +G-God, and he is an honyouwabwe man; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he saith cometh suwewy to +pass: nyow wet us go thithew; pewadventuwe he c-can s-shew us ouw w-way that +we shouwd go. + +9:7 T-Then said Sauw to his s-sewvant, B-But, b-behowd, if we go, what shaww +we bwing t-the man? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bwead is spent in ouw vessews, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyot a pwesent to bwing to t-the man of G-God: what have ^.^ w-we? 9:8 And t-the +sewvant answewed Sauw again, and said, Behowd, I have hewe a-at hand t-the +fouwth pawt of a shekew of siwvew: that wiww I g-give to t-the man of G-God, +to teww us ouw way. + +9:9 (Befowetime in I-Iswaew, when a man went to enquiwe of G-God, thus he +spake, Come, and wet us go to t-the seew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that is nyow cawwed a +Pwophet w-was befowetime cawwed a Seew.) (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 T-Then said Sauw to his +s-sewvant, Weww said; come, wet us go. S-So they went u-unto t-the city whewe +t-the man of God was. + +9-9:11 And as they went up t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww to t-the city, they f-found young +maidens g-going out to d-dwaw watew, and said u-unto t-them, Is t-the seew hewe? +9:12 And they answewed t-them, and said, He is; b-behowd, he is befowe +you: make haste n-nyow, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he came to day to t-the c-city; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a +sacwifice of t-the peopwe to day in t-the high p-pwace: 9:13 As soon as ye +be come into t-the city, ye shaww stwaightway f-find him, befowe he go up +to t-the high pwace to eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe wiww nyot e-eat untiw he come, +because he doth bwess t-the sacwifice; and a-aftewwawds they e-eat that be +bidden. Nyow thewefowe get you up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow about this time ye shaww f-find +h-him. + +9-9:14 And they went up into t-the city: and when they wewe come into t-the +city, b-behowd, S-Samuew came out against t-them, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to go up to t-the high +pwace. + +9:15 Nyow t-the WOWD h-had towd S-Samuew in his eaw a day befowe Sauw came, +s-saying, 9:16 To mowwow about this time I wiww send thee a man out of +t-the wand of Benjamin, and t-thou shawt anyoint him to be c-captain o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe I-Iswaew, that he may s-save o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe out of t-the hand of t-the +Phiwistinyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have wooked upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, because theiw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy is +come u-unto me. + +9:17 And when S-Samuew saw Sauw, t-the WOWD said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the man +whom I spake to thee of! this same shaww weign o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +9:18 T-Then Sauw dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to S-Samuew in t-the gate, and said, Teww me, I +p-pway thee, whewe t-the s-seew's house is. + +9:19 And S-Samuew answewed Sauw, and said, I am t-the seew: go up befowe +m-me u-unto t-the high pwace; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww e-eat with m-me to day, and to mowwow +I wiww wet thee go, and wiww teww thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye heawt. + +9:20 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye asses that wewe wost thwee days ago, s-set nyot thy +mind on t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe found. And on whom is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-desiwe of +I-Iswaew? Is it nyot on thee, and on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy fathew's house? 9:21 And +Sauw answewed and said, Am nyot I a Benjamite, of t-the smawwest of t-the +twibes of I-Iswaew? and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-famiwy t-the weast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of t-the +twibe of Benjamin? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then speakest t-thou so to m-me? 9:22 And +S-Samuew took Sauw and his s-sewvant, and b-bwought t-them into t-the p-pawwouw, +and m-made t-them sit in t-the chiefest pwace among t-them that wewe bidden, +which wewe about thiwty pewsons. + +9:23 And S-Samuew said u-unto t-the cook, Bwing t-the powtion which I gave +thee, of which I said u-unto thee, Set it by thee. + +9:24 And t-the cook took up t-the (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and that which w-was upon it, +and s-set it befowe Sauw. And S-Samuew said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd that which is weft! +s-set it befowe thee, and eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto this time hath it b-been kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee since I said, I have invited t-the peopwe. S-So Sauw did e-eat with +S-Samuew that d-day. + +9:25 And when they wewe come down fwom t-the high pwace into t-the city, +S-Samuew communyed with Sauw upon t-the top of t-the house. + +9:26 And they awose eawwy: and it came to pass about t-the spwing of t-the +day, that S-Samuew cawwed Sauw to t-the top of t-the h-house, s-saying, Up, that +I may send thee away. And Sauw a-awose, and they went out both of t-them, +he and Samuew, abwoad. + +9:27 And as they wewe g-going down to t-the end of t-the city, S-Samuew said +to Sauw, Bid t-the sewvant pass on befowe u-us, (and he passed on), but +stand t-thou stiww a whiwe, that I may s-shew thee t-the wowd of God. + +10:1 T-Then S-Samuew took a ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw of oiw, and pouwed it upon his head, and +kissed him, and said, Is it nyot because t-the WOWD hath anyointed thee to +be c-captain o-ovew his inhewitance? 1-10:2 When t-thou awt depawted fwom m-me +to day, t-then t-thou shawt f-find two men by Wachew's sepuwchwe in t-the +bowdew of Benjamin a-at Zewzah; and they wiww say u-unto thee, The asses +which t-thou wentest to seek awe f-found: and, wo, thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath weft +t-the cawe of t-the asses, and sowwoweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, s-saying, What shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? 10:3 T-Then shawt t-thou go on fowwawd fwom thence, and t-thou +shawt come to t-the pwain of T-Tabow, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww meet thee thwee men +g-going up to God to Bethew, onye cawwying thwee o(>ω<)o k-kids, and anyothew +cawwying thwee woaves of bwead, and anyothew cawwying a bottwe of winye: +10:4 And they wiww sawute thee, and g-give thee two woaves of bwead; +which t-thou shawt weceive of theiw hands. + +1-10:5 Aftew that t-thou shawt come to t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of G-God, whewe is t-the +gawwison of t-the Phiwistinyes: and it shaww come to pass, when t-thou awt +come thithew to t-the city, that t-thou shawt meet a company of pwophets +coming down fwom t-the high pwace with a psawtewy, and a t-tabwet, and a +p-pipe, and a h-hawp, befowe t-them; and they shaww pwophesy: 10:6 And t-the +Spiwit of t-the WOWD wiww come upon thee, and t-thou shawt ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy with +t-them, and shawt be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into anyothew m-man. + +10:7 And wet it be, when these signs awe come u-unto thee, that t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do +as occasion sewve thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is with thee. + +10:8 And t-thou shawt go down befowe m-me to Giwgaw; and, b-behowd, I wiww +come down u-unto thee, to offew buwnt offewings, and to sacwifice +s-sacwifices of peace ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: seven days shawt t-thou tawwy, tiww I +come to thee, and s-shew thee what t-thou shawt do. + +10:9 And it w-was so, that when he h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his back to go fwom +Samuew, God gave him anyothew (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those signs came to pass +that d-day. + +10:10 And when they came thithew to t-the h-hiww, b-behowd, a company of +pwophets met h-him; and t-the Spiwit of God came upon him, and he +pwophesied among them. + +1-10:11 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that knyew him befowetime saw that, +b-behowd, he pwophesied among t-the pwophets, t-then t-the peopwe said onye to +anyothew, What is this that is come u-unto t-the son of (*^.^*) K-Kish? Is Sauw awso +among t-the p-pwophets? (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And onye of t-the same pwace answewed and +said, But who is theiw f-fathew? Thewefowe it became a pwovewb, Is Sauw +awso among t-the p-pwophets? ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And when he h-had m-made an end of +pwophesying, he came to t-the high pwace. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And Sauw's uncwe said u-unto him and to his s-sewvant, Whithew went +ye? And he said, To seek t-the asses: and when we saw that they wewe nyo +whewe, we came to Samuew. + +10:15 And Sauw's uncwe said, Teww me, I p-pway thee, what S-Samuew said +u-unto you. + +1-10:16 And Sauw said u-unto his uncwe, He towd us pwainwy that t-the asses +wewe found. But of t-the mattew of t-the k-kingdom, wheweof S-Samuew spake, he +towd him n-nyot. + +1-10:17 And S-Samuew cawwed t-the peopwe togethew u-unto t-the WOWD to Mizpeh; +10:18 And said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of +I-Iswaew, I b-bwought up Iswaew out of Egypt, and dewivewed you out of t-the +hand of t-the Egyptians, and out of t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kingdoms, and of +t-them that oppwessed you: 10:19 And ye have this day wejected youw G-God, +who himsewf saved you out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw advewsities and youw +twibuwations; and ye have said u-unto him, Nyay, but s-set a king o-ovew us. +Nyow thewefowe pwesent youwsewves befowe t-the WOWD by youw t-twibes, and +by youw thousands. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And when S-Samuew h-had caused (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to come +nyeaw, t-the twibe of Benjamin w-was taken. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 When he h-had caused t-the twibe of Benjamin to come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw by theiw +famiwies, t-the f-famiwy of Matwi w-was taken, and Sauw t-the son of Kish w-was +taken: and when they sought him, he couwd nyot be found. + +10:22 Thewefowe they enquiwed of t-the WOWD fuwthew, if t-the man shouwd +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come thithew. And t-the WOWD answewed, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd he hath hid himsewf +among t-the stuff. + +1-10:23 And they wan and fetched him ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ t-thence: and when he s-stood among t-the +p-peopwe, he w-was highew than any of t-the peopwe fwom his s-shouwdews and +u-upwawd. + +10:24 And S-Samuew said to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, See ye him whom t-the WOWD hath +chosen, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike him among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe? And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe shouted, and said, God s-save t-the king. + +10:25 T-Then S-Samuew towd t-the peopwe t-the m-mannyew of t-the k-kingdom, and wwote +it in a b-book, and w-waid it up befowe t-the WOWD. And S-Samuew sent (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe away, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his house. + +10:26 And Sauw awso went home to Gibeah; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went with him a +band of men, whose (x_x)V h-heawts God h-had touched. + +10:27 But t-the chiwdwen of (* ^ ω ^) B-Bewiaw said, How shaww this man s-save us? And +they (>_<) d-despised him, and b-bwought nyo pwesents. But he hewd his p-peace. + +11:1 T-Then Nyahash t-the Ammonyite came up, and encamped against +Jabeshgiwead: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Jabesh said u-unto N-Nyahash, Make a +c-covenyant with u-us, and we wiww sewve thee. + +11:2 And Nyahash t-the Ammonyite answewed t-them, On this condition wiww I +make a c-covenyant with y-you, that I may thwust out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw wight eyes, +and way it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wepwoach upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. + +11:3 And t-the ewdews of Jabesh said u-unto him, Give us seven days' +w-wespite, that we may send m-messengews u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Iswaew: +and then, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo man to s-save u-us, we wiww come out to thee. + +11:4 T-Then came t-the m-messengews to Gibeah of Sauw, and towd t-the tidings +in t-the eaws of t-the peopwe: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-wifted up theiw voices, +and wept. + +11:5 And, b-behowd, Sauw came aftew t-the hewd out of t-the fiewd; and Sauw +said, What aiweth t-the peopwe that they weep? And they towd him t-the +tidings of t-the men of Jabesh. + +11:6 And t-the Spiwit of God came upon Sauw when he heawd those tidings, +and his angew w-was kindwed gweatwy. + +11:7 And he took a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen, and hewed t-them in p-pieces, and sent +t-them (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Iswaew by t-the h-hands of messengews, +s-saying, Whosoevew cometh nyot fowth aftew Sauw and aftew Samuew, so +shaww it be donye u-unto his o-oxen. And t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD feww on t-the +p-peopwe, and they came out with onye consent. + +11:8 And when he nyumbewed t-them in Bezek, t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe +thwee hundwed thousand, and t-the men of Judah thiwty thousand. + +11:9 And they said u-unto t-the m-messengews that came, T-Thus shaww ye say +u-unto t-the men of Jabeshgiwead, To mowwow, by that time t-the sun be hot, +ye shaww have hewp. And t-the m-messengews came and shewed it to t-the men +of Jabesh; and they wewe g-gwad. + +11:10 Thewefowe t-the men of Jabesh said, To mowwow we wiww come out +u-unto y-you, and ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do with us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that seemeth g-good u-unto you. + +11:11 And it w-was so on t-the mowwow, that Sauw put t-the peopwe in thwee +companyies; and they came into t-the m-midst of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host in t-the mownying +watch, and swew t-the Ammonyites untiw t-the heat of t-the day: and it came +to pass, that they which wemainyed wewe scattewed, so that two of t-them +wewe nyot weft togethew. + +11:12 And t-the peopwe said u-unto Samuew, Who is he that said, Shaww Sauw +weign o-ovew us? bwing t-the men, that we may put t-them to death. + +11:13 And Sauw said, Thewe shaww nyot a man be put to death this day: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to day t-the WOWD hath wwought sawvation in Iswaew. + +11:14 T-Then said S-Samuew to t-the p-peopwe, Come, and wet us go to G-Giwgaw, +and wenyew t-the kingdom thewe. + +11:15 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe went to Giwgaw; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they m-made Sauw king +befowe t-the WOWD in Giwgaw; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they sacwificed s-sacwifices of +peace offewings befowe t-the WOWD; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Sauw and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of +Iswaew w-wejoiced gweatwy. + +12:1 And S-Samuew said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, Behowd, I have heawkenyed u-unto +youw voice in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that ye said u-unto me, and have m-made a king o-ovew you. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And n-nyow, b-behowd, t-the king w-wawketh befowe you: and I am o-owd and +gwayheaded; and, b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sons awe with you: and I have wawked +befowe you fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdhood u-unto this d-day. + +12:3 Behowd, hewe I am: witnyess against m-me befowe t-the WOWD, and befowe +his anyointed: whose (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox have I taken? ow whose a-ass have I taken? ow +whom have I d-defwauded? whom have I o-oppwessed? ow of whose hand have I +weceived any b-bwibe to bwind minye eyes (´ ∀ ` *) *leans over* t-thewewith? and I wiww westowe it +you. + +12:4 And they said, T-Thou hast nyot defwauded u-us, (=`ω´=) n-nyow oppwessed u-us, +nyeithew hast t-thou taken ought of any man's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1-12:5 And he said u-unto t-them, The WOWD is witnyess against y-you, and his +anyointed is witnyess this day, that ye have nyot f-found ought in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. +And they answewed, He is w-witnyess. + +12:6 And S-Samuew said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, I-It is t-the WOWD that advanced +Moses and Aawon, and that b-bwought youw f-fathews up out of t-the wand of +Egypt. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 Nyow thewefowe stand stiww, that I may w-weason with you befowe t-the +WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wighteous acts of t-the WOWD, which he did to you and to +youw fathews. + +12:8 When J-Jacob w-was come into Egypt, and youw f-fathews cwied u-unto t-the +WOWD, t-then t-the WOWD sent Moses and Aawon, which b-bwought fowth youw +f-fathews out of Egypt, and m-made t-them dweww in this pwace. + +12:9 And when they fowgat t-the WOWD theiw G-God, he sowd t-them into t-the +hand of Sisewa, c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of H-Hazow, and into t-the hand of t-the +Phiwistinyes, and into t-the hand of t-the king of M-Moab, and they fought +against them. + +12:10 And they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, We have sinnyed, because +we have fowsaken t-the WOWD, and have sewved Baawim and Ashtawoth: but +nyow d-dewivew us out of t-the hand of ouw >_> e-enyemies, and we wiww sewve thee. + +1-12:11 And t-the WOWD sent J-Jewubbaaw, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ B-Bedan, and J-Jephthah, and +Samuew, and dewivewed you out of t-the hand of youw enyemies on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +side, and ye d-dwewwed safe. + +12:12 And when ye saw that Nyahash t-the king of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon +came against y-you, ye said u-unto me, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but a king shaww weign o-ovew +us: when t-the WOWD youw God w-was youw king. + +12:13 Nyow thewefowe (x_x)V b-behowd t-the king whom ye have chosen, and whom ye +have desiwed! and, b-behowd, t-the WOWD hath s-set a king o-ovew you. + +12:14 If ye wiww f-feaw t-the WOWD, and sewve him, and obey his voice, and +nyot webew against t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, t-then shaww both ye and +awso t-the king that weignyeth o-ovew you continyue fowwowing t-the WOWD youw +G-God: 1-12:15 But if ye wiww nyot obey t-the voice of t-the WOWD, but webew +against t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, t-then shaww t-the hand of t-the WOWD +be against y-you, as it w-was against youw fathews. + +12:16 Nyow thewefowe stand and s-see this gweat thing, which t-the WOWD +wiww (^-^*)/ d-do befowe youw eyes. + +12:17 Is it nyot wheat hawvest to day? I wiww caww u-unto t-the WOWD, and +he shaww send thundew and wain; that ye may pewceive and s-see that youw +w-wickednyess is g-gweat, which ye have donye in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, in +asking you a king. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 S-So S-Samuew cawwed u-unto t-the WOWD; and t-the WOWD sent thundew and +wain that day: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe gweatwy feawed t-the WOWD and Samuew. + +12:19 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe said u-unto Samuew, Pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto +t-the WOWD thy G-God, that we die nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have a-added u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw s-sins +this eviw, to ask us a king. + +12:20 And S-Samuew said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Feaw nyot: ye have donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this +wickednyess: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet tuwn nyot aside fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD, but sewve t-the +WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawt; 1-12:21 And tuwn ye nyot aside: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then shouwd +ye go aftew vain things, which c-cannyot pwofit (=`ω´=) n-nyow dewivew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe +vain. + +12:22 Fow t-the WOWD wiww nyot fowsake his peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his gweat nyame's +sake: because it hath pweased t-the WOWD to make you his peopwe. + +12:23 Moweovew as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, God fowbid that I shouwd sin against t-the +WOWD in ceasing to p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: but I wiww t-teach you t-the g-good and t-the +wight w-way: 12:24 Onwy f-feaw t-the WOWD, and sewve him in twuth with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +youw (*°▽°*) h-heawt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow considew how gweat things he hath donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +12:25 But if ye shaww stiww (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy, ye shaww be consumed, both ye +and youw king. + +13:1 Sauw weignyed onye yeaw; and when he h-had weignyed two yeaws o-ovew +I-Iswaew, 13:2 Sauw chose him thwee t-thousand men of I-Iswaew; wheweof two +t-thousand wewe with Sauw in Michmash and in mount Bethew, and a +t-thousand wewe with Jonyathan in Gibeah of Benjamin: and t-the w-west of t-the +peopwe he sent {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his tent. + +13:3 And Jonyathan smote t-the gawwison of t-the Phiwistinyes that w-was in +Geba, and t-the Phiwistinyes heawd of it. And Sauw ^w^ b-bwew t-the twumpet +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand, s-saying, Wet t-the Hebwews heaw. + +13:4 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew heawd say that Sauw h-had smitten a gawwison of t-the +Phiwistinyes, and that Iswaew awso w-was h-had in a-abominyation with t-the +Phiwistinyes. And t-the peopwe wewe cawwed togethew aftew Sauw to Giwgaw. + +13:5 And t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed themsewves togethew to fight with +I-Iswaew, thiwty t-thousand c-chawiots, and six t-thousand howsemen, and +peopwe as t-the sand which is on t-the sea showe in o(>< )o m-muwtitude: and they +came up, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Michmash, eastwawd fwom Bethaven. + +13:6 When t-the men of Iswaew saw that they wewe in a stwait, (fow t-the +peopwe wewe distwessed,) t-then t-the peopwe did hide themsewves in caves, +and in t-thickets, and in wocks, and in high pwaces, and in pits. + +13:7 And s-some of t-the Hebwews went o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to t-the wand of Gad and +(´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw, he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in G-Giwgaw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe f-fowwowed +him twembwing. + +13:8 And he t-tawwied seven days, a-accowding to t-the s-set time that S-Samuew +h-had appointed: but S-Samuew came nyot to Giwgaw; and t-the peopwe wewe +scattewed fwom h-him. + +13:9 And Sauw said, Bwing hithew a buwnt offewing to me, and peace +offewings. And he offewed t-the buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +1-13:10 And it came to pass, that as soon as he h-had m-made an end of +offewing t-the buwnt o-offewing, b-behowd, S-Samuew c-came; and Sauw went out to +meet him, that he m-might sawute h-him. + +1-13:11 And S-Samuew said, What hast t-thou donye? And Sauw said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I +saw that t-the peopwe wewe scattewed fwom me, and that t-thou camest nyot +within t-the days appointed, and that t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed +themsewves togethew a-at Michmash; 13:12 Thewefowe said I, The +Phiwistinyes wiww come down nyow upon m-me to G-Giwgaw, and I have nyot m-made +suppwication u-unto t-the WOWD: I f-fowced mysewf thewefowe, and offewed a +buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +13:13 And S-Samuew said to Sauw, T-Thou hast donye foowishwy: t-thou hast nyot +kept t-the commandment of t-the WOWD thy G-God, which he commanded t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +nyow w-wouwd t-the WOWD have estabwished thy kingdom upon Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +13:14 But nyow thy kingdom shaww nyot continyue: t-the WOWD hath sought him +a man aftew his own heawt, and t-the WOWD hath commanded him to be +c-captain o-ovew his p-peopwe, because t-thou hast nyot kept that which t-the +WOWD commanded thee. + +13:15 And S-Samuew a-awose, and gat him up fwom G-Giwgaw u-unto Gibeah of +Benjamin. And Sauw nyumbewed t-the peopwe that wewe pwesent with him, +about six hundwed m-men. + +1-13:16 And Sauw, and Jonyathan his son, and t-the peopwe that wewe pwesent +with t-them, abode in Gibeah of Benjamin: but t-the Phiwistinyes encamped +in Michmash. + +13:17 And t-the spoiwews came out of t-the camp of t-the Phiwistinyes in +thwee o(>ω<)o c-companyies: onye company (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto t-the w-way that weadeth to +(ノωヽ) O-Ophwah, u-unto t-the wand of S-Shuaw: 13:18 And anyothew company (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the +w-way to Bethhowon: and anyothew company (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to t-the w-way of t-the bowdew +that wooketh to t-the vawwey of Zeboim towawd t-the wiwdewnyess. + +13:19 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo s-smith f-found (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Iswaew: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Phiwistinyes said, West t-the Hebwews make t-them swowds ow speaws: +1-13:20 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Iswaewites went down to t-the Phiwistinyes, to shawpen +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his shawe, and his couwtew, and his axe, and his mattock. + +13:21 Y-Yet they h-had a fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mattocks, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwtews, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fowks, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the axes, and to shawpen t-the goads. + +13:22 S-So it came to pass in t-the day of battwe, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyeithew +s-swowd (=`ω´=) n-nyow speaw f-found in t-the hand of any of t-the peopwe that wewe with +Sauw and Jonyathan: but with Sauw and with Jonyathan his son w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +found. + +13:23 And t-the gawwison of t-the Phiwistinyes went out to t-the passage of +Michmash. + +14:1 Nyow it came to pass upon a day, that Jonyathan t-the son of Sauw +said u-unto t-the young man that bawe his a-awmouw, Come, and wet us go o-ovew +to t-the (♡°▽°♡) P-Phiwistinyes' gawwison, that is on t-the othew side. But he towd +nyot his fathew. + +14:2 And Sauw t-tawwied in t-the uttewmost pawt of Gibeah undew a +pomegwanyate twee which is in Migwon: and t-the peopwe that wewe with him +wewe about six hundwed men; 14:3 And Ahiah, t-the son of Ahitub, +I-Ichabod's bwothew, t-the son of Phinyehas, t-the son of Ewi, t-the WOWD's +pwiest in S-Shiwoh, weawing an e-ephod. And t-the peopwe knyew nyot that +Jonyathan w-was gonye. + +14:4 And b-between t-the o(≧▽≦)o p-passages, by which Jonyathan sought to go o-ovew +u-unto t-the (♡°▽°♡) P-Phiwistinyes' gawwison, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a shawp w-wock on t-the onye +side, and a shawp w-wock on t-the othew s-side: and t-the nyame of t-the onye w-was +Bozez, and t-the nyame of t-the othew S-Senyeh. + +1-14:5 The fowefwont of t-the onye w-was s-situate nyowthwawd o-ovew against +Michmash, and t-the othew southwawd o-ovew against Gibeah. + +14:6 And Jonyathan said to t-the young man that bawe his a-awmouw, Come, +and wet us go o-ovew u-unto t-the gawwison of these unciwcumcised: it may be +that t-the WOWD wiww wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo westwaint to t-the WOWD +to s-save by many ow by few. + +14:7 And his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew said u-unto him, Do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye +(*°▽°*) h-heawt: tuwn thee; b-behowd, I am with thee a-accowding to thy heawt. + +14:8 T-Then said Jonyathan, Behowd, we wiww pass o-ovew u-unto these men, and +we wiww discovew ouwsewves u-unto them. + +14:9 If they say thus u-unto u-us, Tawwy untiw we come to you; t-then we +wiww stand stiww in ouw pwace, and wiww nyot go up u-unto them. + +14:10 But if they say t-thus, Come up u-unto us; t-then we wiww go up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the WOWD hath dewivewed t-them into ouw hand: and this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign +u-unto us. + +14:11 And both of t-them d-discovewed themsewves u-unto t-the gawwison of t-the +Phiwistinyes: and t-the Phiwistinyes said, Behowd, t-the Hebwews come fowth +out of t-the o(≧▽≦)o h-howes whewe they h-had hid themsewves. + +1-14:12 And t-the men of t-the gawwison answewed Jonyathan and his +awmouwbeawew, and said, Come up to u-us, and we wiww s-shew you a thing. +And Jonyathan said u-unto his awmouwbeawew, Come up aftew me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD hath dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of Iswaew. + +14:13 And Jonyathan c-cwimbed up upon his h-hands and upon his feet, and +his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew aftew him: and they feww befowe Jonyathan; and his +(o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew swew aftew h-him. + +14:14 And that fiwst swaughtew, which Jonyathan and his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew +made, w-was about ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty men, within as it wewe an hawf acwe of wand, +which a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen m-might p-pwow. + +1-14:15 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was twembwing in t-the host, in t-the fiewd, and among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe: t-the gawwison, and t-the spoiwews, they awso twembwed, and +t-the eawth quaked: so it w-was a vewy gweat twembwing. + +14:16 And t-the w-watchmen of Sauw in Gibeah of Benjamin (╬ Ò﹏Ó) w-wooked; and, +b-behowd, t-the muwtitude mewted away, and they went on b-beating down onye +anyothew. + +14:17 T-Then said Sauw u-unto t-the peopwe that wewe with him, N-Nyumbew n-nyow, +and s-see who is gonye fwom us. And when they h-had nyumbewed, b-behowd, +Jonyathan and his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew wewe nyot thewe. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And Sauw said u-unto Ahiah, Bwing hithew t-the awk of God. Fow t-the +awk of God w-was a-at that time with t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +1-14:19 And it came to pass, whiwe Sauw t-tawked u-unto t-the pwiest, that t-the +(＃`Д´) n-nyoise that w-was in t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes went on and incweased: +and Sauw said u-unto t-the pwiest, Withdwaw thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And Sauw and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him assembwed +themsewves, and they came to t-the |･ω･) b-battwe: and, b-behowd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's +s-swowd w-was against his f-fewwow, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a vewy gweat discomfituwe. + +1-14:21 Moweovew t-the Hebwews that wewe with t-the Phiwistinyes befowe that +time, which went up with t-them into t-the camp fwom t-the c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +a-about, even they awso (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to be with t-the Iswaewites that wewe with +Sauw and Jonyathan. + +14:22 Wikewise (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew which h-had hid themsewves in mount +Ephwaim, when they heawd that t-the Phiwistinyes fwed, even they awso +f-fowwowed hawd aftew t-them in t-the battwe. + +14:23 S-So t-the WOWD saved Iswaew that day: and t-the battwe passed o-ovew +u-unto Bethaven. + +14:24 And t-the men of Iswaew wewe d-distwessed that day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw h-had +adjuwed t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Cuwsed be t-the man that eateth any food +untiw evenying, that I may be a-avenged on minye enyemies. S-So nyonye of t-the +peopwe tasted any food. + +14:25 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they of t-the wand came to a wood; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was honyey +upon t-the gwound. + +14:26 And when t-the peopwe wewe come into t-the wood, b-behowd, t-the honyey +dwopped; but nyo man put his hand to his m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe feawed +t-the oath. + +14:27 But Jonyathan heawd nyot when his o(>ω<)o f-fathew c-chawged t-the peopwe with +t-the oath: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he put fowth t-the end of t-the wod that w-was in his +hand, and dipped it in an honyeycomb, and put his hand to his mouth; +and his eyes wewe e-enwightenyed. + +14:28 T-Then answewed onye of t-the p-peopwe, and said, Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew stwaitwy +c-chawged t-the peopwe with an o-oath, s-saying, Cuwsed be t-the man that eateth +any food this d-day. And t-the peopwe wewe faint. + +14:29 T-Then said Jonyathan, My o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath twoubwed t-the wand: see, I +p-pway y-you, how minye eyes have b-been enwightenyed, because I tasted a +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe of this honyey. + +14:30 How m-much m-mowe, if ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* h-hapwy t-the peopwe h-had eaten f-fweewy to day of +t-the spoiw of theiw enyemies which they found? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-had (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot b-been +nyow a m-much gweatew swaughtew among t-the Phiwistinyes? 14:31 And they +smote t-the Phiwistinyes that day fwom Michmash to Aijawon: and t-the +peopwe wewe vewy faint. + +14:32 And t-the peopwe fwew upon t-the spoiw, and took sheep, and oxen, +and cawves, and swew t-them on t-the gwound: and t-the peopwe did e-eat t-them +with t-the bwood. + +14:33 T-Then they towd Sauw, s-saying, Behowd, t-the peopwe sin against t-the +WOWD, in that they e-eat with t-the bwood. And he said, Ye have +t-twansgwessed: woww a gweat stonye u-unto m-me this d-day. + +1-14:34 And Sauw said, Dispewse youwsewves among t-the p-peopwe, and say +u-unto t-them, Bwing m-me hithew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his ox, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his sheep, +and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them hewe, and eat; and sin nyot against t-the WOWD in e-eating +with t-the bwood. + +And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe b-bwought {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox with him that nyight, and +swew t-them thewe. + +14:35 And Sauw b-buiwt an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD: t-the same w-was t-the fiwst +awtaw that he b-buiwt u-unto t-the WOWD. + +14:36 And Sauw said, Wet us go down aftew t-the Phiwistinyes by nyight, +and spoiw t-them untiw t-the mownying wight, and wet us nyot weave a man of +them. And they said, Do whatsoevew seemeth g-good u-unto thee. T-Then said +t-the pwiest, Wet us d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw hithew u-unto God. + +14:37 And Sauw asked counsew of G-God, Shaww I go down aftew t-the +Phiwistinyes? wiwt t-thou d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of I-Iswaew? But he +answewed him nyot that d-day. + +1-14:38 And Sauw said, Dwaw ye (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw hithew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief of t-the peopwe: +and knyow and s-see whewein this sin hath b-been this d-day. + +14:39 Fow, as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, which saveth I-Iswaew, t-though it be in +Jonyathan o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, he shaww suwewy die. But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man among +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that answewed h-him. + +(*^‿^*) 1-14:40 T-Then said he u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, (☆▽☆) B-Be ye on onye side, and I and +Jonyathan o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son wiww be on t-the othew side. And t-the peopwe said u-unto +Sauw, Do what seemeth g-good u-unto thee. + +14:41 Thewefowe Sauw said u-unto t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Give a pewfect +wot. + +And Sauw and Jonyathan wewe taken: but t-the peopwe escaped. + +^.^ 1-14:42 And Sauw said, Cast wots b-between m-me and Jonyathan o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And +Jonyathan w-was taken. + +14:43 T-Then Sauw said to Jonyathan, Teww m-me what t-thou hast donye. And +Jonyathan towd him, and said, I did but taste a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe honyey with t-the +end of t-the wod that w-was in minye hand, and, wo, I (* ^ ω ^) m-must die. + +14:44 And Sauw answewed, God (^-^*)/ d-do so and mowe awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt +suwewy die, Jonyathan. + +14:45 And t-the peopwe said u-unto Sauw, Shaww Jonyathan die, who hath +wwought this gweat sawvation in I-Iswaew? God fowbid: as t-the WOWD +w-wiveth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot onye haiw of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head faww to t-the g-gwound; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he hath wwought with God this d-day. S-So t-the peopwe wescued Jonyathan, +that he died n-nyot. + +14:46 T-Then Sauw went up fwom fowwowing t-the Phiwistinyes: and t-the +Phiwistinyes went to theiw own pwace. + +14:47 S-So Sauw took t-the kingdom o-ovew I-Iswaew, and fought against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +enyemies on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, against M-Moab, and against t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon, and against Edom, and against t-the kings of Zobah, and against +t-the Phiwistinyes: and whithewsoevew he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed himsewf, he vexed them. + +14:48 And he gathewed an host, and smote t-the Amawekites, and dewivewed +Iswaew out of t-the h-hands of t-them that spoiwed them. + +14:49 Nyow t-the sons of Sauw wewe Jonyathan, and Ishui, and M-Mewchishua: +and t-the nyames of his two daughtews wewe t-these; t-the nyame of t-the +fiwstbown Mewab, and t-the nyame of t-the youngew Michaw: 1-14:50 And t-the +nyame of Sauw's wife w-was Ahinyoam, t-the daughtew of Ahimaaz: and t-the nyame +of t-the c-captain of his \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was A-Abnyew, t-the son of N-Nyew, Sauw's uncwe. + +14:51 And Kish w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Sauw; and Nyew t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew w-was +t-the son of Abiew. + +14:52 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was sowe waw against t-the Phiwistinyes (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of +Sauw: and when Sauw saw any stwong ^.^ m-man, ow any v-vawiant ^.^ m-man, he took +him u-unto h-him. + +15:1 S-Samuew awso said u-unto Sauw, The WOWD sent m-me to anyoint thee to be +king o-ovew his p-peopwe, o-ovew Iswaew: nyow thewefowe heawken t-thou u-unto t-the +voice of t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that which Amawek did to +I-Iswaew, how he w-waid wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in t-the way, when he came up fwom +Egypt. + +1-15:3 Nyow go and smite Amawek, and u-uttewwy d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have, +and spawe t-them n-nyot; but (✧∀✧)/ s-sway both man and woman, infant and s-suckwing, +(=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and sheep, c-camew and ass. + +:3 1-15:4 And Sauw gathewed t-the peopwe togethew, and nyumbewed t-them in +Tewaim, two hundwed t-thousand footmen, and t-ten t-thousand men of J-Judah. + +1-15:5 And Sauw came to a city of Amawek, and w-waid wait in t-the vawwey. + +15:6 And Sauw said u-unto t-the Kenyites, Go, depawt, get you down fwom +among t-the Amawekites, west I d-destwoy you with (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shewed +k-kindnyess to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, when they came up out of +Egypt. S-So t-the Kenyites depawted fwom among t-the Amawekites. + +15:7 And Sauw smote t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites fwom Haviwah untiw t-thou comest to +Shuw, that is o-ovew against Egypt. + +15:8 And he took Agag t-the king of t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites awive, and u-uttewwy +destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe with t-the edge of t-the swowd. + +15:9 But Sauw and t-the peopwe spawed Agag, and t-the best of t-the sheep, +and of t-the oxen, and of t-the fatwings, and t-the wambs, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was +g-good, and w-wouwd nyot u-uttewwy d-destwoy (=`ω´=) t-them: but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that w-was +viwe and (*ﾉωﾉ) w-wefuse, that they destwoyed uttewwy. + +15:10 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto Samuew, s-saying, 15:11 I-It +wepenteth m-me that I have s-set up Sauw to be king: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back +fwom fowwowing me, and hath nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments. And it +g-gwieved Samuew; and he cwied u-unto t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight. + +15:12 And when S-Samuew w-wose eawwy to meet Sauw in t-the m-mownying, it w-was +towd Samuew, s-saying, Sauw came to Cawmew, and, b-behowd, he s-set him up a +pwace, and is gonye a-about, and passed o-on, and gonye down to Giwgaw. + +1-15:13 And S-Samuew came to Sauw: and Sauw said u-unto him, Bwessed be t-thou +of t-the WOWD: I have ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the commandment of t-the WOWD. + +15:14 And S-Samuew said, What meanyeth t-then this b-bweating of t-the sheep in +minye eaws, and t-the wowing of t-the oxen which I heaw? 15:15 And Sauw +said, They have b-bwought t-them fwom t-the Amawekites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe +spawed t-the best of t-the sheep and of t-the oxen, to sacwifice u-unto t-the +WOWD thy God; and t-the w-west we have u-uttewwy destwoyed. + +15:16 T-Then S-Samuew said u-unto Sauw, Stay, and I wiww teww thee what t-the +WOWD hath said to m-me this nyight. And he said u-unto him, Say o-on. + +15:17 And S-Samuew said, When t-thou wast ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe in thinye own s-sight, wast +t-thou nyot m-made t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, and t-the WOWD anyointed +thee king o-ovew I-Iswaew? 15:18 And t-the WOWD sent thee on a (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and +said, Go and u-uttewwy d-destwoy t-the sinnyews t-the Amawekites, and fight +against t-them untiw they be consumed. + +1-15:19 Whewefowe t-then didst t-thou nyot obey t-the voice of t-the WOWD, but +didst fwy upon t-the spoiw, and didst eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD? +1-15:20 And Sauw said u-unto Samuew, Yea, I have obeyed t-the voice of t-the +WOWD, and have gonye t-the w-way which t-the WOWD sent me, and have b-bwought +Agag t-the king of Amawek, and have u-uttewwy destwoyed t-the Amawekites. + +15:21 But t-the peopwe took of t-the spoiw, sheep and oxen, t-the chief of +t-the things which shouwd have b-been u-uttewwy destwoyed, to sacwifice u-unto +t-the WOWD thy God in Giwgaw. + +15:22 And S-Samuew said, Hath t-the WOWD as gweat dewight in buwnt +offewings and sacwifices, as in obeying t-the voice of t-the WOWD? Behowd, +to obey is bettew than sacwifice, and to heawken than t-the fat of wams. + +1-15:23 Fow webewwion is as t-the sin of ♡(｡- ω -) *sweats* w-witchcwaft, and stubbownnyess is +as i-inyiquity and idowatwy. (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast wejected t-the wowd of t-the +WOWD, he hath awso wejected thee fwom being king. + +1-15:24 And Sauw said u-unto Samuew, I have sinnyed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have +twansgwessed t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, and thy wowds: because I +feawed t-the p-peopwe, and obeyed theiw voice. + +15:25 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, pawdon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin, and tuwn again with +me, that I may w-wowship t-the WOWD. + +15:26 And S-Samuew said u-unto Sauw, I wiww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn with t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +hast wejected t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and t-the WOWD hath wejected thee +fwom being king o-ovew Iswaew. + +15:27 And as S-Samuew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed about to go away, he w-waid h-howd upon t-the +skiwt of his mantwe, and it went. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And S-Samuew said u-unto him, The WOWD hath went t-the kingdom of +Iswaew fwom thee this day, and hath given it to a (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw of thinye, +that is bettew than thou. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 And awso t-the S-Stwength of Iswaew wiww nyot w-wie (=`ω´=) n-nyow wepent: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +is nyot a ^.^ m-man, that he shouwd w-wepent. + +15:30 T-Then he said, I have sinnyed: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet honyouw m-me n-nyow, I p-pway thee, +befowe t-the ewdews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and befowe I-Iswaew, and tuwn again with +me, that I may w-wowship t-the WOWD thy God. + +15:31 S-So S-Samuew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again aftew Sauw; and Sauw w-wowshipped t-the WOWD. + +15:32 T-Then said Samuew, Bwing ye hithew to m-me Agag t-the king of t-the +Amawekites. And Agag came u-unto him dewicatewy. And Agag said, S-Suwewy +t-the bittewnyess of death is past. + +1-15:33 And S-Samuew said, As t-the s-swowd hath m-made w-women chiwdwess, so +shaww thy mothew be chiwdwess among w-women. And S-Samuew hewed Agag in +pieces befowe t-the WOWD in Giwgaw. + +15:34 T-Then S-Samuew went to Wamah; and Sauw went up to his house to +Gibeah of Sauw. + +1-15:35 And S-Samuew came nyo mowe to s-see Sauw untiw t-the day of his (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: +nyevewthewess S-Samuew mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw: and t-the WOWD wepented that he +h-had m-made Sauw king o-ovew Iswaew. + +16:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Samuew, How wong wiwt t-thou m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw, +seeing I have wejected him fwom weignying o-ovew I-Iswaew? fiww thinye (・_・ヾ h-hown +with oiw, and go, I wiww send thee to Jesse t-the Bethwehemite: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +have pwovided m-me a king among his sons. + +16:2 And S-Samuew said, How c-can I go? if Sauw h-heaw it, he wiww kiww me. +And t-the WOWD said, Take an heifew with thee, and say, I am come to +sacwifice to t-the WOWD. + +16:3 And caww Jesse to t-the sacwifice, and I wiww s-shew thee what t-thou +shawt do: and t-thou shawt anyoint u-unto m-me him whom I nyame u-unto thee. + +16:4 And S-Samuew did that which t-the WOWD spake, and came to B-Bethwehem. +And t-the ewdews of t-the t-town twembwed a-at his coming, and said, Comest +t-thou p-peaceabwy? 16:5 And he said, Peaceabwy: I am come to sacwifice +u-unto t-the WOWD: sanctify youwsewves, and come with m-me to t-the sacwifice. +And he sanctified Jesse and his ^-^ s-sons, and cawwed t-them to t-the +sacwifice. + +1-16:6 And it came to pass, when they wewe come, that he wooked on +Ewiab, and said, S-Suwewy t-the WOWD's anyointed is befowe h-him. + +16:7 But t-the WOWD said u-unto Samuew, Wook nyot on his countenyance, ow on +t-the height of his statuwe; because I have wefused him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +seeth nyot as man seeth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man wooketh on t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd appeawance, but +t-the WOWD wooketh on t-the heawt. + +16:8 T-Then Jesse cawwed Abinyadab, and m-made him pass befowe Samuew. And +he said, N-Nyeithew hath t-the WOWD chosen this. + +1-16:9 T-Then Jesse m-made S-Shammah to pass by. And he said, N-Nyeithew hath t-the +WOWD chosen this. + +1-16:10 A-Again, Jesse m-made seven of his sons to pass befowe Samuew. And +S-Samuew said u-unto Jesse, The WOWD hath nyot chosen these. + +16:11 And S-Samuew said u-unto Jesse, Awe hewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy chiwdwen? And he +said, Thewe wemainyeth (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the youngest, and, b-behowd, he keepeth t-the +sheep. And S-Samuew said u-unto Jesse, Send and fetch him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we wiww nyot +sit down tiww he come hithew. + +1-16:12 And he sent, and b-bwought him in. Nyow he w-was w-wuddy, and withaw of +a beautifuw countenyance, and goodwy to wook t-to. And t-the WOWD said, +Awise, anyoint him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is he. + +16:13 T-Then S-Samuew took t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of oiw, and anyointed him in t-the m-midst +of his b-bwethwen: and t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came upon David fwom that +day fowwawd. S-So S-Samuew w-wose up, and went to (=^‥^=) W-Wamah. + +1-16:14 But t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD depawted fwom Sauw, and an eviw +spiwit fwom t-the WOWD twoubwed h-him. + +xDD 1-16:15 And Sauw's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, an eviw spiwit +fwom God t-twoubweth thee. + +16:16 Wet ouw wowd nyow command thy sewvants, which awe befowe thee, to +seek out a ^.^ m-man, who is a cunnying p-pwayew on an hawp: and it shaww come +to pass, when t-the eviw spiwit fwom God is upon thee, that he shaww +pway with his hand, and t-thou shawt be weww. + +1-16:17 And Sauw said u-unto his sewvants, Pwovide m-me nyow a man that c-can +pway weww, and bwing him to me. + +1-16:18 T-Then answewed onye of t-the sewvants, and said, Behowd, I have s-seen +a son of Jesse t-the Bethwehemite, that is cunnying in p-pwaying, and a +mighty v-vawiant ^.^ m-man, and a man of waw, and pwudent in mattews, and a +c-comewy (・_・ヾ p-pewson, and t-the WOWD is with h-him. + +16:19 Whewefowe Sauw sent m-messengews u-unto Jesse, and said, Send m-me +David thy son, which is with t-the sheep. + +16:20 And Jesse took an a-ass waden with bwead, and a bottwe of winye, +and a kid, and sent t-them by David his son u-unto Sauw. + +16:21 And David came to Sauw, and s-stood befowe him: and he woved him +gweatwy; and he became his a-awmouwbeawew. + +16:22 And Sauw sent to Jesse, s-saying, Wet D-David, I p-pway thee, stand +befowe m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath f-found favouw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. + +1-16:23 And it came to pass, when t-the eviw spiwit fwom God w-was upon +Sauw, that David took an h-hawp, and pwayed with his hand: so Sauw w-was +wefweshed, and w-was weww, and t-the eviw spiwit depawted fwom h-him. + +17:1 Nyow t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed togethew theiw awmies to battwe, and +wewe gathewed togethew a-at Shochoh, which bewongeth to Judah, and +(✯◡✯) p-pitched b-between Shochoh and Azekah, in Ephesdammim. + +17:2 And Sauw and t-the men of Iswaew wewe gathewed togethew, and +(✯◡✯) p-pitched by t-the vawwey of Ewah, and s-set t-the battwe in a-awway against t-the +Phiwistinyes. + +17:3 And t-the Phiwistinyes s-stood on a mountain on t-the onye side, and +Iswaew s-stood on a mountain on t-the othew s-side: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a vawwey +b-between them. + +17:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out a champion out of t-the camp of t-the Phiwistinyes, +nyamed Gowiath, of Gath, whose height w-was six cubits and a span. + +17:5 And he h-had an hewmet of bwass upon his head, and he w-was awmed +with a coat of maiw; and t-the w-weight of t-the coat w-was five t-thousand +shekews of b-bwass. + +17:6 And he h-had gweaves of bwass upon his wegs, and a tawget of bwass +b-between his shouwdews. + +17:7 And t-the s-staff of his speaw w-was w-wike a weavew's beam; and his +speaw's ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head weighed six hundwed shekews of iwon: and onye beawing a +shiewd went befowe h-him. + +1-17:8 And he s-stood and cwied u-unto t-the awmies of I-Iswaew, and said u-unto +t-them, Why awe ye come out to s-set youw battwe in awway? am nyot I a +Phiwistinye, and ye (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to Sauw? choose you a man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and wet +him come down to me. + +17:9 If he be abwe to fight with me, and to kiww me, t-then wiww we be +youw sewvants: but if I pwevaiw against him, and kiww him, t-then shaww +ye be ouw sewvants, and sewve us. + +17:10 And t-the Phiwistinye said, I d-defy t-the awmies of Iswaew this >_> d-day; +g-give m-me a ^.^ m-man, that we may fight togethew. + +17:11 When Sauw and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew heawd those w-wowds of t-the Phiwistinye, +they wewe dismayed, and gweatwy afwaid. + +17:12 Nyow David w-was t-the son of that Ephwathite of (*°▽°*) B-Bethwehemjudah, +whose nyame w-was J-Jesse; and he h-had eight sons: and t-the man went among +men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an o-owd man in t-the days of Sauw. + +17:13 And t-the thwee (・_・ヾ e-ewdest sons of Jesse went and f-fowwowed Sauw to t-the +|･ω･) b-battwe: and t-the nyames of his thwee sons that went to t-the battwe wewe +Ewiab t-the f-fiwstbown, and nyext u-unto him Abinyadab, and t-the thiwd +Shammah. + +17:14 And David w-was t-the youngest: and t-the thwee (・_・ヾ e-ewdest f-fowwowed Sauw. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 But David went and wetuwnyed fwom Sauw to feed his fathew's sheep +a-at B-Bethwehem. + +17:16 And t-the Phiwistinye dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw mownying and evenying, and pwesented +himsewf f-fowty days. + +17:17 And Jesse said u-unto David his son, Take nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen an +ephah of this pawched cown, and these t-ten woaves, and w-wun to t-the camp +of thy bwethwen; 17:18 And cawwy these t-ten cheeses u-unto t-the c-captain of +theiw thousand, and wook how thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen fawe, and o(>ω<)o t-take theiw pwedge. + +17:19 Nyow Sauw, and they, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of I-Iswaew, wewe in t-the +vawwey of Ewah, f-fighting with t-the Phiwistinyes. + +17:20 And David w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and weft t-the sheep with +a keepew, and took, and went, as Jesse h-had commanded h-him; and he came +to t-the twench, as t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was g-going fowth to t-the f-fight, and shouted +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the battwe. + +17:21 Fow Iswaew and t-the Phiwistinyes h-had put t-the battwe in awway, awmy +against awmy. + +17:22 And David weft his cawwiage in t-the hand of t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the +cawwiage, and wan into t-the awmy, and came and sawuted his bwethwen. + +17:23 And as he t-tawked with t-them, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came up t-the c-champion, +t-the Phiwistinye of Gath, Gowiath by nyame, out of t-the awmies of t-the +Phiwistinyes, and spake a-accowding to t-the same wowds: and David heawd +them. + +17:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of I-Iswaew, when they saw t-the ^.^ m-man, fwed fwom him, +and wewe sowe afwaid. + +17:25 And t-the men of Iswaew said, H-Have ye s-seen this man that is come +u-up? suwewy to d-defy Iswaew is he come up: and it shaww be, that t-the +man who kiwweth him, t-the king wiww enwich him with gweat wiches, and +wiww g-give him his d-daughtew, and make his fathew's house fwee in +Iswaew. + +17:26 And David spake to t-the men that s-stood by him, s-saying, What shaww +be donye to t-the man that kiwweth this Phiwistinye, and taketh away t-the +wepwoach fwom I-Iswaew? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who is this u-unciwcumcised Phiwistinye, that +he shouwd d-defy t-the awmies of t-the wiving God? 17:27 And t-the peopwe +answewed him aftew this m-mannyew, s-saying, S-So shaww it be donye to t-the man +that kiwweth h-him. + +17:28 And Ewiab his (・_・ヾ e-ewdest b-bwothew heawd when he spake u-unto t-the men; +and Ewiab's angew w-was kindwed against D-David, and he said, Why camest +t-thou down hithew? and with whom hast t-thou weft those f-few sheep in t-the +wiwdewnyess? I knyow thy pwide, and t-the nyaughtinyess of thinye heawt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-thou awt come down that t-thou mightest s-see t-the battwe. + +17:29 And David said, What have I nyow donye? Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot a cause? +17:30 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom him towawd anyothew, and spake aftew t-the same +mannyew: and t-the peopwe answewed him again aftew t-the f-fowmew mannyew. + +17:31 And when t-the w-wowds wewe heawd which David spake, they weheawsed +t-them befowe Sauw: and he sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +17:32 And David said to Sauw, Wet nyo man's heawt faiw because of h-him; +thy sewvant wiww go and fight with this Phiwistinye. + +17:33 And Sauw said to D-David, T-Thou awt nyot abwe to go against this +Phiwistinye to fight with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt but a youth, and he a man +of waw fwom his youth. + +17:34 And David said u-unto Sauw, Thy sewvant kept his fathew's sheep, +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a wion, and a (ノωヽ) b-beaw, and took a wamb out of t-the fwock: +17:35 And I went out aftew him, and smote him, and dewivewed it out of +his m-mouth: and when he awose against me, I caught him by his beawd, +and smote him, and swew h-him. + +17:36 Thy sewvant swew both t-the w-wion and t-the beaw: and this +u-unciwcumcised Phiwistinye shaww be as onye of t-them, seeing he hath +d-defied t-the awmies of t-the wiving God. + +17:37 David said moweovew, The WOWD that dewivewed m-me out of t-the paw +of t-the wion, and out of t-the paw of t-the (ノωヽ) b-beaw, he wiww d-dewivew m-me out of +t-the hand of this Phiwistinye. And Sauw said u-unto D-David, Go, and t-the +WOWD be with thee. + +17:38 And Sauw awmed David with his a-awmouw, and he put an hewmet of +bwass upon his h-head; awso he awmed him with a coat of maiw. + +17:39 And David giwded his s-swowd upon his a-awmouw, and he assayed to +go; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had nyot pwoved it. And David said u-unto Sauw, I c-cannyot go +with t-these; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyot pwoved them. And David put t-them off h-him. + +17:40 And he took his s-staff in his hand, and chose him five s-smooth +s-stonyes out of t-the bwook, and put t-them in a shephewd's bag which he +had, even in a scwip; and his swing w-was in his hand: and he dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +to t-the Phiwistinye. + +17:41 And t-the Phiwistinye came on and dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and t-the man +that bawe t-the shiewd went befowe h-him. + +17:42 And when t-the Phiwistinye wooked a-about, and saw D-David, he +disdainyed him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was but a youth, and w-wuddy, and of a f-faiw +c-countenyance. + +1-17:43 And t-the Phiwistinye said u-unto D-David, Am I a dog, that t-thou comest +to m-me with s-staves? And t-the Phiwistinye cuwsed David by his gods. + +17:44 And t-the Phiwistinye said to D-David, Come to me, and I wiww g-give +thy fwesh u-unto t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw, and to t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd. + +1-17:45 T-Then said David to t-the Phiwistinye, T-Thou comest to m-me with a +swowd, and with a speaw, and with a shiewd: but I come to thee in t-the +nyame of t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of t-the awmies of I-Iswaew, whom t-thou +hast defied. + +17:46 This day wiww t-the WOWD d-dewivew thee into minye hand; and I wiww +smite thee, and o(>ω<)o t-take thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head fwom thee; and I wiww g-give t-the +cawcases of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes this day u-unto t-the f-fowws of t-the +aiw, and to t-the wiwd b-beasts of t-the eawth; that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth may knyow +that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a God in Iswaew. + +17:47 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this assembwy shaww knyow that t-the WOWD saveth nyot with +s-swowd and s-speaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the battwe is t-the WOWD's, and he wiww g-give you +into ouw hands. + +17:48 And it came to pass, when t-the Phiwistinye a-awose, and came, and +dwew nyigh to meet D-David, that David hastenyed, and wan towawd t-the awmy +to meet t-the Phiwistinye. + +1-17:49 And David put his hand in his bag, and took (o´∀`o) t-thence a stonye, and +swang it, and smote t-the Phiwistinye in his fowehead, that t-the stonye +sunk into his f-fowehead; and he feww upon his f-face to t-the eawth. + +17:50 S-So David p-pwevaiwed o-ovew t-the Phiwistinye with a swing and with a +stonye, and smote t-the Phiwistinye, and swew h-him; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo s-swowd +in t-the hand of David. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-17:51 Thewefowe David wan, and s-stood upon t-the Phiwistinye, and took his +swowd, and dwew it out of t-the (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) s-sheath t-theweof, and swew him, and cut +off his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head thewewith. And when t-the Phiwistinyes saw theiw champion +w-was dead, they fwed. + +17:52 And t-the men of Iswaew and of Judah a-awose, and shouted, and +puwsued t-the Phiwistinyes, untiw t-thou come to t-the vawwey, and to t-the +gates of Ekwon. + +And t-the w-wounded of t-the Phiwistinyes feww down by t-the w-way to Shaawaim, +even u-unto Gath, and u-unto Ekwon. + +(^-^*)/ 1-17:53 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wetuwnyed fwom chasing aftew t-the +Phiwistinyes, and they spoiwed theiw tents. + +1-17:54 And David took t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the Phiwistinye, and b-bwought it to +Jewusawem; but he put his awmouw in his tent. + +1-17:55 And when Sauw saw David go fowth against t-the Phiwistinye, he said +u-unto A-Abnyew, t-the c-captain of t-the host, A-Abnyew, whose son is this y-youth? +And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew said, As thy souw w-wiveth, O-O king, I c-cannyot teww. + +17:56 And t-the king said, Enquiwe t-thou whose son t-the stwipwing is. + +17:57 And as David wetuwnyed fwom t-the swaughtew of t-the Phiwistinye, +^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew took him, and b-bwought him befowe Sauw with t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the +Phiwistinye in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +17:58 And Sauw said to him, Whose son awt thou, t-thou young man? And +David answewed, I am t-the son of thy sewvant Jesse t-the Bethwehemite. + +18:1 And it came to pass, when he h-had m-made an end of speaking u-unto +Sauw, that t-the souw of Jonyathan w-was knyit with t-the souw of D-David, and +Jonyathan woved him as his own souw. + +18:2 And Sauw took him that day, and w-wouwd wet him go nyo mowe home to +his fathew's house. + +18:3 T-Then Jonyathan and David m-made a c-covenyant, because he woved him as +his own souw. + +18:4 And Jonyathan (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped himsewf of t-the w-wobe that w-was upon him, and +gave it to D-David, and his gawments, even to his swowd, and to his b-bow, +and to his giwdwe. + +18:5 And David went out whithewsoevew Sauw sent him, and behaved +himsewf wisewy: and Sauw s-set him o-ovew t-the men of waw, and he w-was +accepted in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, and awso in t-the sight of +Sauw's sewvants. + +18:6 And it came to pass as they came, when David w-was wetuwnyed fwom +t-the swaughtew of t-the Phiwistinye, that t-the w-women came out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-cities +of I-Iswaew, singing and dancing, to meet king Sauw, with tabwets, with +joy, and with instwuments of m-musick. + +18:7 And t-the w-women answewed onye anyothew as they pwayed, and said, Sauw +hath s-swain his t-thousands, and David his t-ten thousands. + +18:8 And Sauw w-was vewy w-wwoth, and t-the saying d-dispweased h-him; and he +said, They have ascwibed u-unto David t-ten t-thousands, and to m-me they have +ascwibed but thousands: and what c-can he have mowe but t-the kingdom? +18:9 And Sauw eyed David fwom that day and fowwawd. + +18:10 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that t-the eviw spiwit fwom God +came upon Sauw, and he pwophesied in t-the m-midst of t-the house: and David +pwayed with his hand, as a-at othew times: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a javewin in +Sauw's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1-18:11 And Sauw cast t-the javewin; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, I wiww smite David even +to t-the waww with it. And David avoided out of his pwesence t-twice. + +18:12 And Sauw w-was afwaid of D-David, because t-the WOWD w-was with him, and +w-was depawted fwom Sauw. + +18:13 Thewefowe Sauw w-wemoved him fwom him, and m-made him his c-captain +o-ovew a thousand; and he went out and came in befowe t-the peopwe. + +18:14 And David behaved himsewf wisewy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his w-ways; and t-the WOWD +w-was with h-him. + +18:15 Whewefowe when Sauw saw that he behaved himsewf vewy w-wisewy, he +w-was afwaid of h-him. + +18:16 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew and Judah woved D-David, because he went out and +came in befowe them. + +18:17 And Sauw said to D-David, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ewdew daughtew Mewab, hew wiww +I g-give thee to wife: onwy be t-thou v-vawiant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and fight t-the WOWD's +battwes. + +Fow Sauw said, Wet nyot minye hand be upon him, but wet t-the hand of t-the +Phiwistinyes be upon h-him. + +18:18 And David said u-unto Sauw, Who am I? and what is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, ow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fathew's f-famiwy in I-Iswaew, that I shouwd be son in (☆▽☆) w-waw to t-the king? +18:19 But it came to pass a-at t-the time when Mewab Sauw's daughtew +shouwd have b-been given to D-David, that she w-was given u-unto A-Adwiew t-the +Mehowathite to wife. + +18:20 And Michaw Sauw's daughtew woved David: and they towd Sauw, and +t-the t-thing pweased h-him. + +1-18:21 And Sauw said, I wiww g-give him hew, that she may be a snyawe to +him, and that t-the hand of t-the Phiwistinyes may be against h-him. +Whewefowe Sauw said to D-David, T-Thou shawt this day be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son in (☆▽☆) w-waw in +t-the onye of t-the twain. + +18:22 And Sauw commanded his sewvants, s-saying, Communye with David +s-secwetwy, and say, Behowd, t-the king hath dewight in thee, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wove t-thee: nyow thewefowe be t-the king's son in waw. + +1-18:23 And Sauw's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants spake those w-wowds in t-the eaws of David. And +David said, Seemeth it to you a wight t-thing to be a king's son in w-waw, +seeing that I am a poow ^.^ m-man, and wightwy esteemed? 18:24 And t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Sauw towd him, s-saying, On this m-mannyew spake David. + +18:25 And Sauw said, T-Thus shaww ye say to D-David, The king desiweth nyot +any dowwy, but an hundwed (*≧ω≦*) f-foweskins of t-the Phiwistinyes, to be a-avenged +of t-the king's enyemies. But Sauw thought to make David faww by t-the hand +of t-the Phiwistinyes. + +18:26 And when his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants towd David these wowds, it pweased David +w-weww to be t-the king's son in waw: and t-the days wewe nyot expiwed. + +18:27 Whewefowe David awose and went, he and his men, and swew of t-the +Phiwistinyes two hundwed men; and David b-bwought theiw foweskins, and +they gave t-them in f-fuww t-tawe to t-the king, that he m-might be t-the king's +son in waw. And Sauw gave him Michaw his daughtew to wife. + +18:28 And Sauw saw and knyew that t-the WOWD w-was with D-David, and that +Michaw Sauw's daughtew woved h-him. + +18:29 And Sauw w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the mowe afwaid of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and Sauw became +David's enyemy continyuawwy. + +18:30 T-Then t-the pwinces of t-the Phiwistinyes went fowth: and it came to +pass, aftew they went fowth, that David behaved himsewf mowe wisewy +than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Sauw; so that his nyame w-was m-much s-set by. + +19:1 And Sauw spake to Jonyathan his son, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, that +they shouwd kiww David. + +19:2 But Jonyathan Sauw's son dewighted m-much in David: and Jonyathan +towd D-David, s-saying, Sauw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew seeketh to kiww t-thee: nyow +thewefowe, I p-pway thee, o(>ω<)o t-take heed to t-thysewf untiw t-the m-mownying, and +abide in a secwet pwace, and hide thysewf: 19:3 And I wiww go out and +stand beside o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew in t-the fiewd whewe t-thou awt, and I wiww communye +with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew of thee; and what I see, that I wiww teww thee. + +19:4 And Jonyathan spake g-good of David u-unto Sauw his fathew, and said +u-unto him, Wet nyot t-the king sin against his s-sewvant, against (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; +because he hath nyot sinnyed against thee, and because his wowks have +b-been to thee-wawd vewy good: 19:5 Fow he did put his wife in his hand, +and swew t-the Phiwistinye, and t-the WOWD wwought a gweat sawvation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: t-thou sawest it, and didst wejoice: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then wiwt +t-thou sin against innyocent bwood, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway David without a cause? 1-19:6 +And Sauw heawkenyed u-unto t-the voice of Jonyathan: and Sauw swawe, As t-the +WOWD w-wiveth, he shaww nyot be swain. + +19:7 And Jonyathan cawwed D-David, and Jonyathan shewed him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those +things. + +And Jonyathan b-bwought David to Sauw, and he w-was in his pwesence, as in +times past. + +19:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and David went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and fought with t-the +Phiwistinyes, and swew t-them with a gweat s-swaughtew; and they fwed fwom +h-him. + +19:9 And t-the eviw spiwit fwom t-the WOWD w-was upon Sauw, as he sat in his +house with his javewin in his hand: and David pwayed with his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +19:10 And Sauw sought to smite David even to t-the waww with t-the +javewin: but he s-swipped away out of Sauw's pwesence, and he smote t-the +javewin into t-the w-waww: and David fwed, and escaped that nyight. + +1-19:11 Sauw awso sent m-messengews u-unto David's h-house, to watch him, and +to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway him in t-the mownying: and Michaw David's wife towd him, s-saying, +If t-thou s-save nyot thy wife to nyight, to mowwow t-thou shawt be swain. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 S-So Michaw wet David down thwough a w-window: and he went, and +fwed, and escaped. + +19:13 And Michaw took an image, and w-waid it in t-the bed, and put a +piwwow of goats' haiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his bowstew, and covewed it with a c-cwoth. + +19:14 And when Sauw sent m-messengews to o(>ω<)o t-take D-David, she said, He is +s-sick. + +19:15 And Sauw sent t-the m-messengews again to s-see D-David, s-saying, Bwing +him up to m-me in t-the bed, that I may (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him. + +19:16 And when t-the m-messengews wewe come in, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was an i-image +in t-the bed, with a piwwow of goats' haiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his bowstew. + +19:17 And Sauw said u-unto M-Michaw, Why hast t-thou d-deceived m-me so, and +sent away minye enyemy, that he is e-escaped? And Michaw answewed Sauw, He +said u-unto me, Wet m-me go; why shouwd I kiww thee? 19:18 S-So David fwed, +and escaped, and came to S-Samuew to (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Sauw +h-had donye to h-him. And he and S-Samuew went and d-dwewt in Nyaioth. + +19:19 And it w-was towd Sauw, s-saying, Behowd, David is a-at N-Nyaioth in +(=^‥^=) W-Wamah. + +19:20 And Sauw sent m-messengews to o(>ω<)o t-take David: and when they saw t-the +company of t-the pwophets pwophesying, and S-Samuew standing as appointed +o-ovew t-them, t-the Spiwit of God w-was upon t-the m-messengews of Sauw, and they +awso pwophesied. + +19:21 And when it w-was towd Sauw, he sent othew messengews, and they +pwophesied wikewise. And Sauw sent m-messengews again t-the thiwd time, +and they pwophesied awso. + +1-19:22 T-Then went he awso to (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and came to a gweat w-weww that is in +(⌒ω⌒) S-Sechu: and he asked and said, Whewe awe S-Samuew and David? And onye +said, Behowd, they be a-at N-Nyaioth in (=^‥^=) W-Wamah. + +19:23 And he went thithew to N-Nyaioth in W-Wamah: and t-the Spiwit of God +w-was upon him awso, and he went o-on, and (♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, untiw he came to +N-Nyaioth in (=^‥^=) W-Wamah. + +19:24 And he (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped off his cwothes awso, and pwophesied befowe +S-Samuew in w-wike m-mannyew, and way down nyaked (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that day and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +nyight. Whewefowe they say, Is Sauw awso among t-the p-pwophets? 20:1 And +David fwed fwom N-Nyaioth in (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and came and said befowe Jonyathan, +What have I donye? what is minye inyiquity? and what is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin befowe thy +fathew, that he seeketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife? ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And he said u-unto him, God +f-fowbid; t-thou shawt nyot die: b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew wiww (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing eithew +gweat ow s-smaww, but that he wiww s-shew it me: and why shouwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew +hide this t-thing fwom m-me? it is nyot so. + +20:3 And David swawe moweovew, and said, Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew cewtainwy k-knyoweth +that I have f-found gwace in thinye e-eyes; and he saith, Wet nyot Jonyathan +knyow this, west he be gwieved: but t-twuwy as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and as +thy souw w-wiveth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is but a step b-between m-me and death. + +20:4 T-Then said Jonyathan u-unto D-David, W-Whatsoevew thy souw desiweth, I +wiww even (^-^*)/ d-do it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +20:5 And David said u-unto Jonyathan, Behowd, to mowwow is t-the nyew moon, +and I shouwd nyot faiw to sit with t-the king a-at meat: but wet m-me go, +that I may hide mysewf in t-the fiewd u-unto t-the thiwd day a-at even. + +20:6 If thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww miss me, t-then say, David eawnyestwy asked +weave of m-me that he m-might w-wun to >_> B-Bethwehem his city: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a +yeawwy sacwifice (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwy. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 If he say t-thus, I-It is w-weww; thy sewvant shaww have peace: but if +he be vewy w-wwoth, t-then be suwe that eviw is detewminyed by h-him. + +20:8 Thewefowe t-thou shawt d-deaw kindwy with thy sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast +b-bwought thy sewvant into a c-covenyant of t-the WOWD with t-thee: +(*ﾉωﾉ) n-nyotwithstanding, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in m-me inyiquity, (✧∀✧)/ s-sway m-me t-thysewf; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why +shouwdest t-thou bwing m-me to thy f-fathew? 20:9 And Jonyathan said, Faw be +it fwom t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if I knyew cewtainwy that eviw wewe detewminyed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +o(>ω<)o f-fathew to come upon thee, t-then w-wouwd nyot I teww it thee? 20:10 T-Then +said David to Jonyathan, Who shaww teww m-me? ow what if thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew +answew thee woughwy? 2-20:11 And Jonyathan said u-unto D-David, Come, and +wet us go out into t-the fiewd. And they went out both of t-them into t-the +fiewd. + +2-20:12 And Jonyathan said u-unto D-David, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, when I have +sounded o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew about to mowwow any time, ow t-the thiwd day, and, +b-behowd, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be g-good towawd D-David, and I t-then send nyot u-unto thee, +and s-shew it thee; 2-20:13 The WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do so and m-much mowe to Jonyathan: but +if it pwease o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew to (^-^*)/ d-do thee eviw, t-then I wiww s-shew it thee, and +send thee away, that t-thou mayest go in peace: and t-the WOWD be with +thee, as he hath b-been with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. + +2-20:14 And t-thou shawt nyot onwy whiwe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I wive s-shew m-me t-the k-kindnyess of +t-the WOWD, that I die nyot: 2-20:15 But awso t-thou shawt nyot cut off thy +k-kindnyess fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: nyo, nyot when t-the WOWD hath cut off +t-the enyemies of David {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom t-the f-face of t-the eawth. + +20:16 S-So Jonyathan m-made a c-covenyant with t-the house of D-David, s-saying, Wet +t-the WOWD even wequiwe it a-at t-the hand of David's enyemies. + +2-20:17 And Jonyathan caused David to sweaw again, because he woved him: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he woved him as he woved his own souw. + +20:18 T-Then Jonyathan said to D-David, To mowwow is t-the nyew m-moon: and t-thou +shawt be missed, because thy seat wiww be empty. + +2-20:19 And when t-thou hast stayed thwee days, t-then t-thou shawt go down +quickwy, and come to t-the pwace whewe t-thou didst hide t-thysewf when t-the +businyess w-was in hand, and shawt wemain by t-the stonye Ezew. + +20:20 And I wiww shoot thwee awwows on t-the side t-theweof, as t-though I +shot a-at a mawk. + +20:21 And, b-behowd, I wiww send a wad, s-saying, Go, f-find out t-the ^.^ a-awwows. +If I expwesswy say u-unto t-the wad, Behowd, t-the awwows awe on this side +of thee, o(>ω<)o t-take t-them; t-then come thou: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is peace to thee, and nyo +h-huwt; as t-the WOWD w-wiveth. + +2-20:22 But if I say thus u-unto t-the young ^.^ m-man, Behowd, t-the awwows awe +beyond thee; go thy w-way: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath sent thee away. + +20:23 And as touching t-the mattew which t-thou and I have spoken of, +b-behowd, t-the WOWD be b-between thee and m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +20:24 S-So David hid himsewf in t-the fiewd: and when t-the nyew moon w-was +come, t-the king sat him down to e-eat meat. + +20:25 And t-the king sat upon his s-seat, as a-at othew times, even upon a +seat by t-the w-waww: and Jonyathan a-awose, and ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew sat by Sauw's side, +and David's pwace w-was empty. + +20:26 Nyevewthewess Sauw spake nyot any t-thing that day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he t-thought, +S-Something hath ^w^ b-befawwen him, he is nyot cwean; suwewy he is nyot cwean. + +2-20:27 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, which w-was t-the second day of +t-the m-month, that David's pwace w-was empty: and Sauw said u-unto Jonyathan +his son, Whewefowe cometh nyot t-the son of Jesse to m-meat, nyeithew +;;w;; y-yestewday, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to day? 20:28 And Jonyathan answewed Sauw, David +eawnyestwy asked weave of m-me to go to Bethwehem: 20:29 And he said, Wet +m-me go, I p-pway thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw f-famiwy hath a sacwifice in t-the c-city; and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, he hath commanded m-me to be thewe: and n-nyow, if I have f-found +favouw in thinye eyes, wet m-me get away, I p-pway thee, and s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bwethwen. Thewefowe he cometh nyot u-unto t-the king's tabwe. + +20:30 T-Then Sauw's angew w-was kindwed against Jonyathan, and he said u-unto +him, T-Thou son of t-the pewvewse webewwious woman, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot I knyow that +t-thou hast chosen t-the son of Jesse to thinye own (O.O) *hugs tightly* c-confusion, and u-unto t-the +confusion of thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyakednyess? 2-20:31 Fow as wong as t-the son of +Jesse wiveth upon t-the g-gwound, t-thou shawt nyot be estabwished, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy +(´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. Whewefowe nyow send and fetch him u-unto me, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww suwewy +die. + +20:32 And Jonyathan answewed Sauw his fathew, and said u-unto him, +Whewefowe shaww he be s-swain? what hath he donye? 20:33 And Sauw cast a +javewin a-at him to smite him: wheweby Jonyathan knyew that it w-was +detewminyed of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway David. + +2-20:34 S-So Jonyathan awose fwom t-the tabwe in fiewce angew, and did e-eat nyo +meat t-the second day of t-the (o_O) m-month: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow D-David, +because his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had donye him shame. + +20:35 And it came to pass in t-the m-mownying, that Jonyathan went out into +t-the fiewd a-at t-the time appointed with D-David, and a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe wad with h-him. + +20:36 And he said u-unto his wad, W-Wun, f-find out nyow t-the awwows which I +shoot. And as t-the wad wan, he shot an awwow beyond h-him. + +20:37 And when t-the wad w-was come to t-the pwace of t-the awwow which +Jonyathan h-had shot, Jonyathan cwied aftew t-the wad, and said, Is nyot t-the +awwow beyond thee? 20:38 And Jonyathan cwied aftew t-the wad, Make +speed, haste, stay n-nyot. And Jonyathan's wad gathewed up t-the a-awwows, and +came to his mastew. + +20:39 But t-the wad knyew nyot any thing: onwy Jonyathan and David knyew t-the +mattew. + +(*^.^*) 2-20:40 And Jonyathan gave his a-awtiwwewy u-unto his wad, and said u-unto him, +Go, cawwy t-them to t-the city. + +20:41 And as soon as t-the wad w-was gonye, David awose out of a pwace +towawd t-the south, and feww on his f-face to t-the g-gwound, and b-bowed +himsewf thwee times: and they kissed onye anyothew, and wept onye with +anyothew, untiw David exceeded. + +20:42 And Jonyathan said to D-David, Go in p-peace, fowasmuch as we have +swown both of us in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, s-saying, The WOWD be b-between +m-me and thee, and b-between o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my seed and thy seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. And he awose +and d-depawted: and Jonyathan went into t-the city. + +21:1 T-Then came David to N-Nyob to Ahimewech t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and Ahimewech w-was +afwaid a-at t-the meeting of D-David, and said u-unto him, Why awt t-thou awonye, +and nyo man with thee? 21:2 And David said u-unto Ahimewech t-the pwiest, +The king hath commanded m-me a businyess, and hath said u-unto me, Wet nyo +man knyow any t-thing of t-the businyess wheweabout I send thee, and what I +have commanded t-thee: and I have appointed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to such and such +a pwace. + +21:3 Nyow thewefowe what is undew thinye hand? g-give m-me five woaves of +bwead in minye hand, ow what (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is pwesent. + +21:4 And t-the pwiest answewed D-David, and said, Thewe is nyo common bwead +undew minye hand, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hawwowed bwead; if t-the young men have +kept themsewves a-at weast fwom w-women. + +21:5 And David answewed t-the pwiest, and said u-unto him, O-Of a twuth +w-women have b-been kept fwom us about these thwee days, since I came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, +and t-the vessews of t-the young men awe howy, and t-the bwead is in a +m-mannyew common, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-though it wewe sanctified this day in t-the vessew. + +2-21:6 S-So t-the pwiest gave him hawwowed bwead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bwead +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe but t-the shewbwead, that w-was taken fwom befowe t-the WOWD, to put +hot bwead in t-the day when it w-was taken away. + +21:7 Nyow a c-cewtain man of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Sauw w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that day, +detainyed befowe t-the WOWD; and his nyame w-was Doeg, an Edomite, t-the +chiefest of t-the (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen that bewonged to Sauw. + +21:8 And David said u-unto Ahimewech, And is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot hewe undew thinye +hand speaw ow swowd? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyeithew b-bwought o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +weapons with me, because t-the king's businyess wequiwed haste. + +21:9 And t-the pwiest said, The s-swowd of Gowiath t-the Phiwistinye, whom +t-thou swewest in t-the vawwey of Ewah, b-behowd, it is hewe wwapped in a +cwoth behind t-the ephod: if t-thou wiwt o(>ω<)o t-take that, o(>ω<)o t-take i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyo othew s-save that hewe. And David said, Thewe is nyonye w-wike that; g-give +it me. + +21:10 And David awose and fwed that day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of Sauw, and went to +A-Achish t-the king of Gath. + +21:11 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of A-Achish said u-unto him, Is nyot this David t-the +king of t-the w-wand? did they nyot sing onye to anyothew of him in dances, +s-saying, Sauw hath s-swain his t-thousands, and David his t-ten thousands? +21:12 And David w-waid up these w-wowds in his heawt, and w-was sowe afwaid +of A-Achish t-the king of Gath. + +2-21:13 And he changed his behaviouw befowe t-them, and feignyed himsewf +mad in theiw hands, and scwabbwed on t-the doows of t-the gate, and wet +his spittwe faww down upon his (❤ω❤) b-beawd. + +21:14 T-Then said A-Achish u-unto his sewvants, Wo, ye s-see t-the man is mad: +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then have ye b-bwought him to m-me? 2-21:15 H-Have I nyeed of mad +men, that ye have b-bwought this f-fewwow to pway t-the mad man in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pwesence? shaww this f-fewwow come into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house? 22:1 David thewefowe +depawted thence, and escaped to t-the c-cave Aduwwam: and when his +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fathew's house heawd it, they went down thithew +to h-him. + +2-22:2 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that w-was in distwess, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that w-was in +debt, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that w-was d-discontented, gathewed themsewves u-unto +h-him; and he became a c-captain o-ovew (=`ω´=) t-them: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe with him about +fouw hundwed m-men. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And David went (o´∀`o) t-thence to Mizpeh of M-Moab: and he said u-unto t-the +king of M-Moab, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, I p-pway thee, come fowth, +and be with y-you, tiww I knyow what God wiww (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +22:4 And he b-bwought t-them befowe t-the king of M-Moab: and they d-dwewt with +him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the whiwe that David w-was in t-the howd. + +2-22:5 And t-the pwophet Gad said u-unto D-David, Abide nyot in t-the howd; +depawt, and get thee into t-the wand of J-Judah. T-Then David depawted, and +came into t-the fowest of H-Haweth. + +22:6 When Sauw heawd that David w-was discovewed, and t-the men that wewe +with him, (nyow Sauw abode in Gibeah undew a twee in (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, h-having his +speaw in his hand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wewe standing about him;) 22:7 +T-Then Sauw said u-unto his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that s-stood about him, Heaw n-nyow, ye +Benjamites; wiww t-the son of Jesse g-give {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you fiewds and +vinyeyawds, and make you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww captains of t-thousands, and captains of +hundweds; 22:8 That (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of you have conspiwed against me, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyonye that sheweth m-me that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son hath m-made a weague with t-the son of +Jesse, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye of you that is sowwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, ow sheweth u-unto +m-me that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son hath stiwwed up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant against me, to w-wie in wait, +as a-at this day? 22:9 T-Then answewed Doeg t-the Edomite, which w-was s-set +o-ovew t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Sauw, and said, I saw t-the son of Jesse coming to +N-Nyob, to Ahimewech t-the son of Ahitub. + +22:10 And he enquiwed of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and gave him victuaws, and +gave him t-the s-swowd of Gowiath t-the Phiwistinye. + +22:11 T-Then t-the king sent to caww Ahimewech t-the pwiest, t-the son of +Ahitub, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fathew's h-house, t-the pwiests that wewe in Nyob: and +they came (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them to t-the king. + +22:12 And Sauw said, Heaw n-nyow, t-thou son of Ahitub. And he answewed, +Hewe I am, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. + +22:13 And Sauw said u-unto him, Why have ye conspiwed against me, t-thou +and t-the son of Jesse, in that t-thou hast given him bwead, and a swowd, +and hast enquiwed of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, that he shouwd (☆ω☆) w-wise against me, to +w-wie in wait, as a-at this day? 22:14 T-Then Ahimewech answewed t-the king, +and said, And who is so faithfuw among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants as D-David, +which is t-the king's son in w-waw, and goeth a-at thy bidding, and is +honyouwabwe in thinye house? 22:15 Did I t-then b-begin to enquiwe of God +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him? be it faw fwom me: wet nyot t-the king impute any t-thing u-unto his +s-sewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant knyew +nyothing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, w-wess ow mowe. + +22:16 And t-the king said, T-Thou shawt suwewy die, Ahimewech, thou, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy fathew's house. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 And t-the king said u-unto t-the footmen that s-stood about him, Tuwn, +and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the pwiests of t-the WOWD: because theiw hand awso is with +D-David, and because they knyew when he fwed, and did nyot s-shew it to me. +But t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the king w-wouwd nyot put fowth theiw hand to faww +upon t-the pwiests of t-the WOWD. + +22:18 And t-the king said to Doeg, T-Tuwn thou, and faww upon t-the pwiests. +And Doeg t-the Edomite tuwnyed, and he feww upon t-the p-pwiests, and swew on +that day fouwscowe and five p-pewsons that did ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw a winyen e-ephod. + +22:19 And N-Nyob, t-the city of t-the p-pwiests, smote he with t-the edge of t-the +swowd, both men and (*°▽°*) w-women, chiwdwen and suckwings, and oxen, and +asses, and sheep, with t-the edge of t-the swowd. + +22:20 And onye of t-the sons of Ahimewech t-the son of Ahitub, nyamed +Abiathaw, escaped, and fwed aftew David. + +22:21 And Abiathaw shewed David that Sauw h-had s-swain t-the WOWD's +pwiests. + +2-22:22 And David said u-unto Abiathaw, I knyew it that day, when Doeg t-the +Edomite w-was thewe, that he w-wouwd suwewy teww Sauw: I have occasionyed +t-the death of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pewsons of thy fathew's house. + +22:23 Abide t-thou with me, f-feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that seeketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife +seeketh thy wife: but with m-me t-thou shawt be in safeguawd. + +23:1 T-Then they towd D-David, s-saying, Behowd, t-the Phiwistinyes fight +against Keiwah, and they w-wob t-the t-thweshingfwoows. + +23:2 Thewefowe David enquiwed of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Shaww I go and +smite these Phiwistinyes? And t-the WOWD said u-unto D-David, Go, and smite +t-the Phiwistinyes, and s-save (=^･ｪ･^=) K-Keiwah. + +23:3 And David's men said u-unto him, Behowd, we be afwaid hewe in +Judah: how m-much mowe t-then if we come to K-Keiwah against t-the awmies of +t-the Phiwistinyes? 23:4 T-Then David enquiwed of t-the WOWD (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again. And +t-the WOWD answewed him and said, Awise, go down to Keiwah; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww +d-dewivew t-the Phiwistinyes into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +23:5 S-So David and his men went to Keiwah, and fought with t-the +Phiwistinyes, and b-bwought away theiw cattwe, and smote t-them with a +gweat s-swaughtew. S-So David saved t-the i-inhabitants of (=^･ｪ･^=) K-Keiwah. + +23:6 And it came to pass, when Abiathaw t-the son of Ahimewech fwed to +David to Keiwah, that he came down with an e-ephod in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +2-23:7 And it w-was towd Sauw that David w-was come to (=^･ｪ･^=) K-Keiwah. And Sauw +said, God hath dewivewed him into minye hand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is s-shut in, by +entewing into a t-town that hath gates and baws. + +2-23:8 And Sauw cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe togethew to waw, to go down to +Keiwah, to (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege David and his m-men. + +23:9 And David knyew that Sauw secwetwy pwactised mischief against h-him; +and he said to Abiathaw t-the pwiest, Bwing hithew t-the e-ephod. + +23:10 T-Then said D-David, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, thy sewvant hath +cewtainwy heawd that Sauw seeketh to come to Keiwah, to d-destwoy t-the +city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake. + +23:11 W-Wiww t-the men of K-Keiwah d-dewivew m-me up into his hand? wiww Sauw +come down, as thy sewvant hath heawd? O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, I b-beseech +thee, teww thy sewvant. And t-the WOWD said, He wiww come down. + +23:12 T-Then said D-David, W-Wiww t-the men of K-Keiwah d-dewivew m-me and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my men +into t-the hand of Sauw? And t-the WOWD said, They wiww d-dewivew thee (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +2-23:13 T-Then David and his men, which wewe about six h-hundwed, awose and +depawted out of Keiwah, and went whithewsoevew they couwd go. And it +w-was towd Sauw that David w-was escaped fwom Keiwah; and he (≧◡≦) f-fowbawe to go +f-fowth. + +23:14 And David abode in t-the wiwdewnyess in stwong howds, and wemainyed +in a mountain in t-the wiwdewnyess of Z-Ziph. And Sauw sought him {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +day, but God dewivewed him nyot into his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +23:15 And David saw that Sauw w-was come out to seek his wife: and David +w-was in t-the wiwdewnyess of Ziph in a wood. + +23:16 And Jonyathan Sauw's son a-awose, and went to David into t-the wood, +and stwengthenyed his hand in God. + +23:17 And he said u-unto him, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hand of Sauw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew +shaww nyot f-find thee; and t-thou shawt be king o-ovew I-Iswaew, and I shaww +be nyext u-unto thee; and that awso Sauw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew knyoweth. + +23:18 And they two m-made a c-covenyant befowe t-the WOWD: and David abode in +t-the wood, and Jonyathan went to his house. + +23:19 T-Then came up t-the Ziphites to Sauw to Gibeah, s-saying, Doth nyot +David hide himsewf with us in stwong howds in t-the wood, in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of +H-Hachiwah, which is on t-the south of Jeshimon? 23:20 Nyow thewefowe, O-O +king, come down a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-desiwe of thy souw to come down; +and ouw pawt shaww be to d-dewivew him into t-the king's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And Sauw said, Bwessed be ye of t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have compassion +on me. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 Go, I p-pway y-you, p-pwepawe yet, and knyow and s-see his pwace whewe +his haunt is, and who hath s-seen him thewe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is towd m-me that he +deaweth vewy subtiwwy. + +23:23 See thewefowe, and o(>ω<)o t-take k-knyowwedge of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwking pwaces +whewe he h-hideth himsewf, and come ye again to m-me with t-the cewtainty, +and I wiww go with you: and it shaww come to pass, if he be in t-the +wand, that I wiww s-seawch him out (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the thousands of +J-Judah. + +23:24 And they a-awose, and went to Ziph befowe Sauw: but David and his +men wewe in t-the wiwdewnyess of Maon, in t-the pwain on t-the south of +Jeshimon. + +23:25 Sauw awso and his men went to seek h-him. And they towd (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he came down into a wock, and abode in t-the wiwdewnyess of +Maon. And when Sauw heawd that, he puwsued aftew David in t-the +wiwdewnyess of Maon. + +23:26 And Sauw went on this side of t-the mountain, and David and his +men on that side of t-the mountain: and David m-made haste to get away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +f-feaw of Sauw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw and his men compassed David and his men (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about to o(>ω<)o t-take them. + +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a messengew u-unto Sauw, s-saying, H-Haste thee, and +come; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Phiwistinyes have invaded t-the wand. + +23:28 Whewefowe Sauw wetuwnyed fwom puwsuing aftew D-David, and went +against t-the Phiwistinyes: thewefowe they cawwed that pwace +Sewahammahwekoth. + +23:29 And David went up fwom thence, and d-dwewt in stwong howds a-at +Engedi. + +2-24:1 And it came to pass, when Sauw w-was wetuwnyed fwom fowwowing t-the +Phiwistinyes, that it w-was towd him, s-saying, Behowd, David is in t-the +wiwdewnyess of Engedi. + +24:2 T-Then Sauw took thwee t-thousand chosen men out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and +went to seek David and his men upon t-the wocks of t-the wiwd goats. + +24:3 And he came to t-the sheepcotes by t-the way, whewe w-was a c-cave; and +Sauw went in to covew his feet: and David and his men wemainyed in t-the +s-sides of t-the cave. + +2-24:4 And t-the men of David said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the day of which t-the +WOWD said u-unto thee, Behowd, I wiww d-dewivew thinye enyemy into thinye +hand, that t-thou mayest (^-^*)/ d-do to him as it shaww seem g-good u-unto thee. T-Then +David a-awose, and cut off t-the skiwt of Sauw's w-wobe pwiviwy. + +24:5 And it came to pass a-aftewwawd, that David's heawt smote him, +because he h-had cut off Sauw's s-skiwt. + +24:6 And he said u-unto his men, The WOWD fowbid that I shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this +t-thing u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, t-the WOWD's anyointed, to s-stwetch fowth minye hand +against him, seeing he is t-the anyointed of t-the WOWD. + +24:7 S-So David stayed his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with these wowds, and suffewed t-them +nyot to (☆ω☆) w-wise against Sauw. But Sauw w-wose up out of t-the cave, and went +on his way. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 David awso awose a-aftewwawd, and went out of t-the cave, and cwied +aftew Sauw, s-saying, My wowd t-the king. And when Sauw wooked behind him, +David stooped with his f-face to t-the eawth, and b-bowed himsewf. + +24:9 And David said to Sauw, Whewefowe heawest t-thou men's wowds, +s-saying, Behowd, David seeketh thy huwt? 24:10 Behowd, this day thinye +eyes have s-seen how that t-the WOWD h-had dewivewed thee to day into minye +hand in t-the c-cave: and s-some bade m-me kiww t-thee: but minye eye spawed +thee; and I said, I wiww nyot put fowth minye hand against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he is t-the WOWD's anyointed. + +24:11 Moweovew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, see, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, s-see t-the skiwt of thy w-wobe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in that I cut off t-the skiwt of thy w-wobe, and kiwwed thee +nyot, knyow t-thou and s-see that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyeithew eviw (=`ω´=) n-nyow twansgwession in +minye hand, and I have nyot sinnyed against thee; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou h-huntest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +souw to o(>ω<)o t-take it. + +24:12 The WOWD j-judge b-between m-me and thee, and t-the WOWD avenge m-me of +t-thee: but minye hand shaww nyot be upon thee. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 As saith t-the pwovewb of t-the ancients, Wickednyess p-pwoceedeth fwom +t-the wicked: but minye hand shaww nyot be upon thee. + +24:14 Aftew whom is t-the king of Iswaew come out? aftew whom d-dost t-thou +puwsue? aftew a dead dog, aftew a fwea. + +24:15 The WOWD thewefowe be judge, and j-judge b-between m-me and thee, and +see, and pwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause, and d-dewivew m-me out of thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +24:16 And it came to pass, when David h-had m-made an end of speaking +these w-wowds u-unto Sauw, that Sauw said, Is this thy voice, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son +David? And Sauw w-wifted up his voice, and wept. + +24:17 And he said to D-David, T-Thou awt mowe wighteous than I-I: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +hast wewawded m-me g-good, w-wheweas I have wewawded thee \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +24:18 And t-thou hast shewed this day how that t-thou hast d-deawt w-weww with +me: fowasmuch as when t-the WOWD h-had dewivewed m-me into thinye hand, t-thou +kiwwedst m-me n-nyot. + +24:19 Fow if a man f-find his enyemy, wiww he wet him go w-weww away? +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-the WOWD wewawd thee g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that t-thou hast donye u-unto m-me +this d-day. + +24:20 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I knyow w-weww that t-thou shawt suwewy be king, and +that t-the kingdom of Iswaew shaww be estabwished in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +24:21 Sweaw nyow thewefowe u-unto m-me by t-the WOWD, that t-thou wiwt nyot cut +off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my seed aftew me, and that t-thou wiwt nyot d-destwoy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fathew's house. + +2-24:22 And David swawe u-unto Sauw. And Sauw went home; but David and his +men gat t-them up u-unto t-the howd. + +2-25:1 And S-Samuew died; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Iswaewites wewe gathewed togethew, +and wamented him, and buwied him in his house a-at (=^‥^=) W-Wamah. And David +a-awose, and went down to t-the wiwdewnyess of Pawan. + +25:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man in Maon, whose possessions wewe in Cawmew; +and t-the man w-was vewy g-gweat, and he h-had thwee t-thousand sheep, and a +t-thousand g-goats: and he w-was sheawing his sheep in Cawmew. + +25:3 Nyow t-the nyame of t-the man w-was Nyabaw; and t-the nyame of his wife +Abigaiw: and she w-was a woman of g-good u-undewstanding, and of a beautifuw +countenyance: but t-the man w-was c-chuwwish and eviw in his doings; and he +w-was of t-the house of C-Caweb. + +25:4 And David heawd in t-the wiwdewnyess that Nyabaw did sheaw his sheep. + +25:5 And David sent out t-ten young men, and David said u-unto t-the young +men, Get you up to Cawmew, and go to N-Nyabaw, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet him in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And thus shaww ye say to him that wiveth in pwospewity, Peace be +both to thee, and peace be to thinye h-house, and peace be u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +t-thou hast. + +25:7 And nyow I have heawd that t-thou hast >_> s-sheawews: nyow thy shephewds +which wewe with u-us, we (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-them nyot, nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ought missing +u-unto t-them, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the whiwe they wewe in Cawmew. + +25:8 Ask thy young men, and they wiww s-shew thee. Whewefowe wet t-the +young men f-find favouw in thinye eyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we come in a g-good day: give, +I p-pway thee, whatsoevew cometh to thinye hand u-unto thy sewvants, and to +thy son David. + +25:9 And when David's young men came, they spake to Nyabaw a-accowding to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those w-wowds in t-the nyame of D-David, and ceased. + +25:10 And Nyabaw answewed David's sewvants, and said, Who is David? and +who is t-the son of Jesse? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be many (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants nyow a days that bweak +away {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his mastew. + +25:11 Shaww I t-then o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my watew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh that I +have kiwwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheawews, and g-give it u-unto men, whom I knyow nyot +whence they be? 25:12 S-So David's young men (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw way, and went +again, and came and towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those sayings. + +25:13 And David said u-unto his men, Giwd ye on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his swowd. And +they giwded on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his swowd; and David awso giwded on his +(--_--) s-swowd: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went up aftew David about fouw hundwed men; and two +hundwed abode by t-the stuff. + +25:14 But onye of t-the young men towd Abigaiw, Nyabaw's wife, s-saying, +Behowd, David sent m-messengews out of t-the wiwdewnyess to sawute ouw +m-mastew; and he waiwed on them. + +25:15 But t-the men wewe vewy g-good u-unto u-us, and we wewe nyot huwt, +nyeithew missed we any thing, as wong as we wewe convewsant with t-them, +when we wewe in t-the f-fiewds: 25:16 They wewe a waww u-unto us both by +nyight and day, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the whiwe we wewe with t-them keeping t-the sheep. + +2-25:17 Nyow thewefowe knyow and considew what t-thou wiwt do; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw is +detewminyed against ouw mastew, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his househowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +is such a son of Bewiaw, that a man c-cannyot speak to h-him. + +25:18 T-Then Abigaiw m-made haste, and took two hundwed woaves, and two +bottwes of winye, and five sheep weady dwessed, and five measuwes of +pawched cown, and an hundwed cwustews of w-waisins, and two hundwed +c-cakes of f-figs, and w-waid t-them on a-asses. + +25:19 And she said u-unto hew sewvants, Go on befowe m-me; b-behowd, I come +aftew you. But she towd nyot hew h-husband Nyabaw. + +25:20 And it w-was so, as she w-wode on t-the ass, that she came down by t-the +covewt on t-the h-hiww, and, b-behowd, David and his men came down against +hew; and she met them. + +25:21 Nyow David h-had said, S-Suwewy in vain have I kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that this +f-fewwow hath in t-the wiwdewnyess, so that nyothing w-was missed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +p-pewtainyed u-unto him: and he hath w-wequited m-me eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good. + +25:22 S-So and mowe awso (^-^*)/ d-do God u-unto t-the enyemies of D-David, if I weave of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that pewtain to him by t-the mownying wight any that p-pisseth against +t-the waww. + +25:23 And when Abigaiw saw D-David, she hasted, and wighted off t-the ass, +and feww befowe David on hew face, and b-bowed hewsewf to t-the g-gwound, +2-25:24 And feww a-at his feet, and said, Upon me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, upon m-me wet +this i-inyiquity be: and wet thinye h-handmaid, I p-pway thee, speak in thinye +audience, and h-heaw t-the w-wowds of thinye handmaid. + +25:25 Wet nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I p-pway thee, w-wegawd this man of Bewiaw, even +Nyabaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as his nyame is, so is h-he; Nyabaw is his nyame, and fowwy is +with him: but I thinye handmaid saw nyot t-the young men of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, whom +t-thou didst send. + +25:26 Nyow thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and as thy souw +w-wiveth, seeing t-the WOWD hath withhowden thee fwom coming to shed +bwood, and fwom avenging t-thysewf with thinye own hand, nyow wet thinye +>_> e-enyemies, and they that seek eviw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, be as Nyabaw. + +25:27 And nyow this bwessing which thinye handmaid hath b-bwought u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd, wet it even be given u-unto t-the young men that fowwow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. + +25:28 I p-pway thee, fowgive t-the twespass of thinye h-handmaid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD wiww cewtainwy make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd a suwe h-house; because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd +fighteth t-the battwes of t-the WOWD, and eviw hath nyot b-been f-found in thee +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy days. + +2-25:29 Y-Yet a man is wisen to puwsue thee, and to seek thy souw: but t-the +souw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd shaww be b-bound in t-the bundwe of wife with t-the WOWD thy +God; and t-the s-souws of thinye >_> e-enyemies, t-them shaww he swing (* ^ ω ^) o-out, as out +of t-the middwe of a swing. + +2-25:30 And it shaww come to pass, when t-the WOWD shaww have donye to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good that he hath spoken c-concewnying thee, +and shaww have appointed thee wuwew o-ovew I-Iswaew; 25:31 That this shaww +be nyo gwief u-unto thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow offence of heawt u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, eithew that +t-thou hast shed ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood causewess, ow that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd hath a-avenged himsewf: +but when t-the WOWD shaww have d-deawt w-weww with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, t-then (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew +thinye handmaid. + +25:32 And David said to Abigaiw, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, +which sent thee this day to meet me: 25:33 And bwessed be thy advice, +and bwessed be thou, which hast kept m-me this day fwom coming to shed +bwood, and fwom avenging mysewf with minye own ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +25:34 Fow in vewy deed, as t-the WOWD God of Iswaew w-wiveth, which hath +kept m-me back fwom huwting thee, except t-thou hadst hasted and come to +meet me, suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe h-had nyot b-been weft u-unto Nyabaw by t-the mownying +wight any that p-pisseth against t-the waww. + +25:35 S-So David weceived of hew hand that which she h-had b-bwought him, +and said u-unto hew, Go up in peace to thinye h-house; see, I have +heawkenyed to thy voice, and have accepted thy pewson. + +25:36 And Abigaiw came to Nyabaw; and, b-behowd, he hewd a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast in his +h-house, w-wike t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of a king; and Nyabaw's heawt w-was mewwy within +him, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was vewy dwunken: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe she towd him nyothing, w-wess ow +m-mowe, untiw t-the mownying wight. + +25:37 But it came to pass in t-the m-mownying, when t-the winye w-was gonye out +of N-Nyabaw, and his wife h-had towd him these things, that his heawt died +within him, and he became as a stonye. + +25:38 And it came to pass about t-ten days aftew, that t-the WOWD smote +N-Nyabaw, that he died. + +25:39 And when David heawd that Nyabaw w-was dead, he said, Bwessed be +t-the WOWD, that hath (＃￣ω￣) p-pweaded t-the c-cause of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach fwom t-the hand of +N-Nyabaw, and hath kept his sewvant fwom eviw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath wetuwnyed +t-the w-wickednyess of Nyabaw upon his own head. And David sent and communyed +with Abigaiw, to o(>ω<)o t-take hew to him to wife. + +25:40 And when t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David wewe come to Abigaiw to Cawmew, +they spake u-unto hew, s-saying, David sent us u-unto thee, to o(>ω<)o t-take thee to +him to wife. + +25:41 And she a-awose, and b-bowed hewsewf on hew f-face to t-the eawth, and +said, Behowd, wet thinye handmaid be a sewvant to w-wash t-the feet of t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. + +25:42 And Abigaiw hasted, and awose and w-wode upon an ass, with five +d-damsews of h-hews that went aftew hew; and she went aftew t-the m-messengews +of D-David, and became his wife. + +(✧∀✧)/ 2-25:43 David awso took Ahinyoam of Jezweew; and they wewe awso both of +t-them his (^-^*)/ w-wives. + +2-25:44 But Sauw h-had given Michaw his d-daughtew, David's wife, to Phawti +t-the son of Waish, which w-was of Gawwim. + +26:1 And t-the Ziphites came u-unto Sauw to Gibeah, s-saying, Doth nyot David +hide himsewf in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of H-Hachiwah, which is befowe Jeshimon? 26:2 +T-Then Sauw a-awose, and went down to t-the wiwdewnyess of Z-Ziph, h-having thwee +t-thousand chosen men of Iswaew with him, to seek David in t-the +wiwdewnyess of Z-Ziph. + +26:3 And Sauw (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of H-Hachiwah, which is befowe +J-Jeshimon, by t-the way. But David abode in t-the wiwdewnyess, and he saw +that Sauw came aftew him into t-the wiwdewnyess. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 David thewefowe sent out spies, and undewstood that Sauw w-was come +in vewy d-deed. + +26:5 And David a-awose, and came to t-the pwace whewe Sauw h-had pitched: +and David behewd t-the pwace whewe Sauw way, and ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, +t-the c-captain of his h-host: and Sauw way in t-the twench, and t-the peopwe +(✯◡✯) p-pitched (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about h-him. + +26:6 T-Then answewed David and said to Ahimewech t-the Hittite, and to +Abishai t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, b-bwothew to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, s-saying, Who wiww go down +with m-me to Sauw to t-the camp? And Abishai said, I wiww go down with +thee. + +26:7 S-So David and Abishai came to t-the peopwe by nyight: and, b-behowd, +Sauw way s-sweeping within t-the twench, and his speaw stuck in t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound +a-at his (＃￣ω￣) b-bowstew: but ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew and t-the peopwe way (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about h-him. + +26:8 T-Then said Abishai to D-David, God hath dewivewed thinye enyemy into +thinye hand this day: nyow thewefowe wet m-me smite him, I p-pway thee, with +t-the speaw even to t-the eawth a-at once, and I wiww nyot smite him t-the +second ^w^ t-time. + +26:9 And David said to Abishai, D-Destwoy him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who c-can s-stwetch +fowth his hand against t-the WOWD's anyointed, and be guiwtwess? 26:10 +David said fuwthewmowe, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, t-the WOWD shaww smite h-him; +ow his day shaww come to die; ow he shaww descend into battwe, and +pewish. + +2-26:11 The WOWD fowbid that I shouwd s-stwetch fowth minye hand against +t-the WOWD's anyointed: but, I p-pway thee, o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou nyow t-the speaw that is +a-at his bowstew, and t-the cwuse of watew, and wet us go. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 S-So David took t-the speaw and t-the cwuse of w-watew fwom Sauw's +b-bowstew; and they gat t-them away, and nyo man saw it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow knyew it, +nyeithew awaked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww asweep; because a (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep fwom +t-the WOWD w-was f-fawwen upon them. + +26:13 T-Then David went o-ovew to t-the othew side, and s-stood on t-the top of +an (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww afaw off; a gweat space being b-between (=`ω´=) t-them: 26:14 And David +cwied to t-the p-peopwe, and to ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, s-saying, Answewest +t-thou nyot, Abnyew? T-Then ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew answewed and said, Who awt t-thou that +cwiest to t-the king? 26:15 And David said to A-Abnyew, Awt nyot t-thou a +v-vawiant man? and who is w-wike to thee in I-Iswaew? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then hast +t-thou nyot kept thy wowd t-the king? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came onye of t-the peopwe in +to d-destwoy t-the king thy w-wowd. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 This t-thing is nyot g-good that t-thou hast donye. As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, +ye awe wowthy to die, because ye have nyot kept youw mastew, t-the WOWD's +anyointed. + +And nyow s-see whewe t-the king's speaw is, and t-the cwuse of w-watew that w-was +a-at his bowstew. + +26:17 And Sauw knyew David's voice, and said, Is this thy voice, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son +David? And David said, I-It is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king. + +26:18 And he said, Whewefowe doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd thus puwsue aftew his +sewvant? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what have I donye? ow what eviw is in minye hand? 26:19 +Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king h-heaw t-the w-wowds of his +sewvant. If t-the WOWD have stiwwed thee up against me, wet him a-accept +an o-offewing: but if they be t-the chiwdwen of men, cuwsed be they befowe +t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have dwiven m-me out this day fwom (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in t-the +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Go, sewve othew gods. + +26:20 Nyow thewefowe, wet nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood faww to t-the eawth befowe t-the +f-face of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of Iswaew is come out to seek a f-fwea, +as when onye doth hunt a pawtwidge in t-the mountains. + +26:21 T-Then said Sauw, I have sinnyed: wetuwn, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son David: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww +nyo mowe (^-^*)/ d-do thee hawm, because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw w-was (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious in thinye eyes this +day: b-behowd, I have pwayed t-the foow, and have ewwed exceedingwy. + +26:22 And David answewed and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the king's s-speaw! and wet +onye of t-the young men come o-ovew and fetch it. + +26:23 The WOWD w-wendew to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his wighteousnyess and his +faithfuwnyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD dewivewed thee into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand to day, but I +w-wouwd nyot s-stwetch fowth minye hand against t-the WOWD's anyointed. + +2-26:24 And, b-behowd, as thy wife w-was m-much s-set by this day in minye eyes, +so wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife be m-much s-set by in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, and wet him +d-dewivew m-me out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twibuwation. + +2-26:25 T-Then Sauw said to D-David, Bwessed be thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son David: t-thou +shawt both (^-^*)/ d-do gweat things, and awso shawt stiww pwevaiw. S-So David +went on his way, and Sauw wetuwnyed to his pwace. + +2-27:1 And David said in his heawt, I shaww nyow pewish onye day by t-the +hand of Sauw: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me than that I shouwd +s-speediwy escape into t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes; and Sauw shaww +despaiw of me, to seek m-me any mowe in any coast of Iswaew: so shaww I +escape out of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +27:2 And David a-awose, and he passed o-ovew with t-the six hundwed men that +wewe with him u-unto A-Achish, t-the son of Maoch, king of Gath. + +27:3 And David d-dwewt with A-Achish a-at Gath, he and his men, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +with his h-househowd, even David with his two wives, Ahinyoam t-the +Jezweewitess, and Abigaiw t-the Cawmewitess, Nyabaw's wife. + +27:4 And it w-was towd Sauw that David w-was fwed to Gath: and he sought +nyo mowe again (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +27:5 And David said u-unto A-Achish, If I have nyow f-found gwace in thinye +eyes, wet t-them g-give m-me a pwace in s-some t-town in t-the countwy, that I may +dweww thewe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwd thy sewvant dweww in t-the woyaw city with +thee? 2-27:6 T-Then A-Achish gave him Z-Zikwag that day: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe Z-Zikwag +p-pewtainyeth u-unto t-the kings of Judah u-unto this d-day. + +2-27:7 And t-the time that David d-dwewt in t-the c-countwy of t-the Phiwistinyes +w-was a f-fuww yeaw and fouw months. + +27:8 And David and his men went up, and invaded t-the Geshuwites, and +t-the Gezwites, and t-the Amawekites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those nyations wewe of o-owd t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the wand, as t-thou goest to Shuw, even u-unto t-the wand of +Egypt. + +27:9 And David smote t-the wand, and weft nyeithew man (=`ω´=) n-nyow woman awive, +and took away t-the sheep, and t-the oxen, and t-the asses, and t-the camews, +and t-the appawew, and wetuwnyed, and came to A-Achish. + +27:10 And A-Achish said, Whithew have ye m-made a woad to day? And David +said, Against t-the south of Judah, and against t-the south of t-the +Jewahmeewites, and against t-the south of t-the Kenyites. + +27:11 And David saved nyeithew man (=`ω´=) n-nyow woman awive, to bwing tidings to +Gath, s-saying, West they shouwd teww on u-us, s-saying, S-So did D-David, and +so wiww be his m-mannyew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the whiwe he d-dwewweth in t-the c-countwy of t-the +Phiwistinyes. + +2-27:12 And A-Achish bewieved D-David, s-saying, He hath m-made his peopwe +Iswaew u-uttewwy to abhow h-him; thewefowe he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +2-28:1 And it came to pass in those days, that t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed +theiw awmies togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wawfawe, to fight with Iswaew. And A-Achish +said u-unto D-David, K-Knyow t-thou assuwedwy, that t-thou shawt go out with m-me +to battwe, t-thou and thy m-men. + +2-28:2 And David said to A-Achish, S-Suwewy t-thou shawt knyow what thy sewvant +c-can do. And A-Achish said to D-David, Thewefowe wiww I make thee (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of +minye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Nyow S-Samuew w-was dead, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew h-had wamented him, and buwied +him in (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, even in his own city. And Sauw h-had put away those that +h-had famiwiaw s-spiwits, and t-the wizawds, out of t-the wand. + +^-^ 2-28:4 And t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed themsewves togethew, and came and +(✯◡✯) p-pitched in S-Shunyem: and Sauw gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew togethew, and they +(✯◡✯) p-pitched in Giwboa. + +2-28:5 And when Sauw saw t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes, he w-was afwaid, and +his heawt gweatwy {{ (>_<) }} t-twembwed. + +28:6 And when Sauw enquiwed of t-the WOWD, t-the WOWD answewed him nyot, +nyeithew by dweams, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by Uwim, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by pwophets. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 T-Then said Sauw u-unto his sewvants, S-Seek m-me a woman that hath a +famiwiaw spiwit, that I may go to hew, and enquiwe of hew. And his +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said to him, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a woman that hath a famiwiaw +spiwit a-at (o･ω･o) E-Endow. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And Sauw disguised himsewf, and put on othew waiment, and he +went, and two men with him, and they came to t-the woman by nyight: and +he said, I p-pway thee, divinye u-unto m-me by t-the famiwiaw spiwit, and bwing +m-me him up, whom I shaww nyame u-unto thee. + +28:9 And t-the woman said u-unto him, Behowd, t-thou k-knyowest what Sauw hath +donye, how he hath cut off those that have famiwiaw s-spiwits, and t-the +wizawds, out of t-the wand: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then w-wayest t-thou a snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +w-wife, to c-cause m-me to die? 28:10 And Sauw swawe to hew by t-the WOWD, +s-saying, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo punyishment happen to thee +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this thing. + +28:11 T-Then said t-the woman, Whom shaww I bwing up u-unto thee? And he +said, Bwing m-me up Samuew. + +2-28:12 And when t-the woman saw Samuew, she cwied with a w-woud voice: and +t-the woman spake to Sauw, s-saying, Why hast t-thou d-deceived m-me? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +awt Sauw. + +(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And t-the king said u-unto hew, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what sawest thou? +And t-the woman said u-unto Sauw, I saw gods ascending out of t-the eawth. + +28:14 And he said u-unto hew, What f-fowm is he of? And she said, An o-owd +man cometh up; and he is covewed with a mantwe. And Sauw pewceived +that it w-was Samuew, and he stooped with his f-face to t-the g-gwound, and +b-bowed himsewf. + +2-28:15 And S-Samuew said to Sauw, Why hast t-thou d-disquieted me, to bwing +m-me u-up? And Sauw answewed, I am sowe distwessed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Phiwistinyes +make waw against me, and God is depawted fwom me, and answeweth m-me nyo +m-mowe, nyeithew by pwophets, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by dweams: thewefowe I have cawwed +thee, that t-thou mayest make knyown u-unto m-me what I shaww do. + +28:16 T-Then said Samuew, Whewefowe t-then d-dost t-thou ask of me, seeing t-the +WOWD is depawted fwom thee, and is become thinye e-enyemy? 28:17 And t-the +WOWD hath donye to him, as he spake by me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath went t-the +kingdom out of thinye hand, and given it to thy nyeighbouw, even to +David: 28:18 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou obeyedst nyot t-the voice of t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +executedst his fiewce wwath upon Amawek, thewefowe hath t-the WOWD donye +this t-thing u-unto thee this d-day. + +28:19 Moweovew t-the WOWD wiww awso d-dewivew Iswaew with thee into t-the +hand of t-the Phiwistinyes: and to mowwow shawt t-thou and thy sons be with +me: t-the WOWD awso shaww d-dewivew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Iswaew into t-the hand of +t-the Phiwistinyes. + +28:20 T-Then Sauw feww stwaightway (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awong on t-the eawth, and w-was sowe +afwaid, because of t-the w-wowds of Samuew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo stwength in +h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had eaten nyo bwead (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight. + +2-28:21 And t-the woman came u-unto Sauw, and saw that he w-was sowe twoubwed, +and said u-unto him, Behowd, thinye handmaid hath obeyed thy voice, and I +have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, and have heawkenyed u-unto thy w-wowds which +t-thou s-spakest u-unto me. + +2-28:22 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, heawken t-thou awso u-unto t-the voice of +thinye h-handmaid, and wet m-me s-set a m-mowsew of bwead befowe thee; and eat, +that t-thou mayest have stwength, when t-thou goest on thy way. + +28:23 But he w-wefused, and said, I wiww nyot eat. But his sewvants, +togethew with t-the woman, compewwed h-him; and he heawkenyed u-unto theiw +voice. S-So he awose fwom t-the eawth, and sat upon t-the bed. + +28:24 And t-the woman h-had a fat cawf in t-the h-house; and she hasted, and +kiwwed it, and took fwouw, and knyeaded it, and did ;;w;; b-bake unweavenyed +bwead theweof: 28:25 And she b-bwought it befowe Sauw, and befowe his +sewvants; and they did eat. T-Then they w-wose up, and went away that +nyight. + +2-29:1 Nyow t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw awmies to Aphek: +and t-the Iswaewites (✯◡✯) p-pitched by a fountain which is in Jezweew. + +29:2 And t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes passed on by h-hundweds, and by +thousands: but David and his men passed on in t-the wewewawd with +A-Achish. + +29:3 T-Then said t-the pwinces of t-the Phiwistinyes, What (^-^*)/ d-do these Hebwews +hewe? And A-Achish said u-unto t-the pwinces of t-the Phiwistinyes, Is nyot +this D-David, t-the sewvant of Sauw t-the king of I-Iswaew, which hath b-been +with m-me these days, ow these yeaws, and I have f-found nyo fauwt in him +since he feww u-unto m-me u-unto this day? (*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And t-the pwinces of t-the +Phiwistinyes wewe wwoth with h-him; and t-the pwinces of t-the Phiwistinyes +said u-unto him, Make this f-fewwow wetuwn, that he may go again to his +pwace which t-thou hast appointed him, and wet him nyot go down with us +to battwe, west in t-the battwe he be an a-advewsawy to us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whewewith +shouwd he weconciwe himsewf u-unto his mastew? shouwd it nyot be with t-the +heads of these men? 29:5 Is nyot this D-David, of whom they sang onye to +anyothew in dances, s-saying, Sauw swew his t-thousands, and David his t-ten +thousands? 2-29:6 T-Then A-Achish cawwed D-David, and said u-unto him, Suwewy, +as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, t-thou hast b-been upwight, and thy g-going out and thy +coming in with m-me in t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host is g-good in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyot +f-found eviw in thee since t-the day of thy coming u-unto m-me u-unto this day: +nyevewthewess t-the wowds favouw thee n-nyot. + +29:7 Whewefowe nyow wetuwn, and go in p-peace, that t-thou d-dispwease nyot +t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes. + +29:8 And David said u-unto A-Achish, But what have I donye? and what hast +t-thou f-found in thy sewvant so wong as I have b-been with thee u-unto this +day, that I may nyot go fight against t-the enyemies of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king? +29:9 And A-Achish answewed and said to D-David, I knyow that t-thou awt g-good +in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, as an angew of G-God: nyotwithstanding t-the pwinces of t-the +Phiwistinyes have said, He shaww nyot go up with us to t-the battwe. + +29:10 Whewefowe nyow (☆ω☆) w-wise up eawwy in t-the mownying with thy mastew's +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that awe come with t-thee: and as soon as ye be up eawwy in t-the +m-mownying, and have wight, depawt. + +29:11 S-So David and his men w-wose up eawwy to depawt in t-the m-mownying, to +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes. And t-the Phiwistinyes went up +to Jezweew. + +30:1 And it came to pass, when David and his men wewe come to Z-Zikwag +on t-the thiwd day, that t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites h-had invaded t-the south, and +Zikwag, and smitten Zikwag, and buwnyed it with fiwe; 30:2 And h-had +taken t-the w-women captives, that wewe thewein: they swew nyot any, eithew +gweat ow s-smaww, but cawwied t-them away, and went on theiw way. + +30:3 S-So David and his men came to t-the city, and, b-behowd, it w-was buwnyed +with fiwe; and theiw wives, and theiw ^-^ s-sons, and theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, wewe +taken captives. + +30:4 T-Then David and t-the peopwe that wewe with him w-wifted up theiw +voice and w-wept, untiw they h-had nyo mowe p-powew to w-weep. + +3-30:5 And David's two wives wewe taken captives, Ahinyoam t-the +Jezweewitess, and Abigaiw t-the wife of Nyabaw t-the Cawmewite. + +30:6 And David w-was gweatwy distwessed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe spake of stonying +him, because t-the souw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-was gwieved, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +sons and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his daughtews: but David encouwaged himsewf in t-the WOWD +his God. + +30:7 And David said to Abiathaw t-the pwiest, Ahimewech's son, I p-pway +thee, bwing m-me hithew t-the e-ephod. And Abiathaw b-bwought thithew t-the +e-ephod to David. + +30:8 And David enquiwed a-at t-the WOWD, s-saying, Shaww I puwsue aftew this +twoop? shaww I (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake them? And he answewed him, Puwsue: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +shawt suwewy (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake t-them, and without faiw wecovew aww. + +(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 S-So David went, he and t-the six hundwed men that wewe with him, and +came to t-the b-bwook B-Besow, whewe those that wewe weft behind stayed. + +30:10 But David puwsued, he and fouw hundwed m-men: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two hundwed +abode behind, which wewe so f-faint that they couwd nyot go o-ovew t-the +b-bwook Besow. + +3-30:11 And they f-found an Egyptian in t-the fiewd, and b-bwought him to +D-David, and gave him bwead, and he did eat; and they m-made him dwink +watew; 30:12 And they gave him a piece of a c-cake of f-figs, and two +cwustews of waisins: and when he h-had eaten, his spiwit came again to +him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had eaten nyo bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwunk any watew, thwee days and +thwee nyights. + +30:13 And David said u-unto him, To whom b-bewongest thou? and whence awt +thou? And he said, I am a young man of Egypt, sewvant to an Amawekite; +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew weft me, because thwee days a-agonye I feww s-sick. + +30:14 We m-made an invasion upon t-the south of t-the Chewethites, and upon +t-the coast which bewongeth to Judah, and upon t-the south of Caweb; and +we buwnyed Z-Zikwag with fiwe. + +30:15 And David said to him, Canst t-thou bwing m-me down to this company? +And he said, Sweaw u-unto m-me by G-God, that t-thou wiwt nyeithew kiww me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +d-dewivew m-me into t-the h-hands of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, and I wiww bwing thee down to +this c-company. + +30:16 And when he h-had b-bwought him down, b-behowd, they wewe spwead +a-abwoad upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, e-eating and dwinking, and dancing, because +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gweat spoiw that they h-had taken out of t-the wand of t-the +Phiwistinyes, and out of t-the wand of J-Judah. + +30:17 And David smote t-them fwom t-the o(>< )o t-twiwight even u-unto t-the evenying of +t-the nyext day: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe escaped nyot a man of t-them, s-save fouw hundwed +young men, which w-wode upon camews, and fwed. + +30:18 And David wecovewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites h-had cawwied (☆ω☆) a-away: +and David wescued his two (^-^*)/ w-wives. + +3-30:19 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyothing w-wacking to t-them, nyeithew smaww (=`ω´=) n-nyow g-gweat, +nyeithew sons (=`ω´=) n-nyow (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, nyeithew spoiw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any t-thing that they h-had +taken to (=`ω´=) t-them: David wecovewed aww. + +30:20 And David took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fwocks and t-the h-hewds, which they dwave +befowe those othew cattwe, and said, This is David's s-spoiw. + +30:21 And David came to t-the two hundwed men, which wewe so f-faint that +they couwd nyot fowwow D-David, whom they h-had m-made awso to abide a-at t-the +b-bwook Besow: and they went fowth to meet D-David, and to meet t-the peopwe +that wewe with him: and when David came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the p-peopwe, he sawuted +them. + +30:22 T-Then answewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wicked men and men of Bewiaw, of those +that went with D-David, and said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they went nyot with u-us, we wiww +nyot g-give t-them ought of t-the spoiw that we have wecovewed, s-save to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man his wife and his c-chiwdwen, that they may wead t-them away, and +depawt. + +3-30:23 T-Then said D-David, Ye shaww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do so, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, with that +which t-the WOWD hath given u-us, who hath pwesewved u-us, and dewivewed t-the +company that came against us into ouw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +30:24 Fow who wiww heawken u-unto you in this mattew? but as his pawt is +that goeth down to t-the battwe, so shaww his pawt be that tawwieth by +t-the stuff: they shaww pawt awike. + +30:25 And it w-was so fwom that day fowwawd, that he m-made it a statute +and an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew u-unto this d-day. + +30:26 And when David came to Zikwag, he sent of t-the spoiw u-unto t-the +ewdews of Judah, even to his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, s-saying, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd a pwesent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you +of t-the spoiw of t-the enyemies of t-the WOWD; 3-30:27 To t-them which wewe in +Bethew, and to t-them which wewe in south Wamoth, and to t-them which wewe +in Jattiw, 3-30:28 And to t-them which wewe in Awoew, and to t-them which +wewe in Siphmoth, and to t-them which wewe in Eshtemoa, 30:29 And to +t-them which wewe in Wachaw, and to t-them which wewe in t-the c-cities of t-the +Jewahmeewites, and to t-them which wewe in t-the c-cities of t-the Kenyites, +3-30:30 And to t-them which wewe in Howmah, and to t-them which wewe in +Chowashan, and to t-them which wewe in Athach, 3-30:31 And to t-them which +wewe in Hebwon, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces whewe David himsewf and his men +wewe wont to haunt. + +31:1 Nyow t-the Phiwistinyes fought against Iswaew: and t-the men of Iswaew +fwed fwom befowe t-the Phiwistinyes, and feww down s-swain in mount Giwboa. + +3-31:2 And t-the Phiwistinyes f-fowwowed hawd upon Sauw and upon his s-sons; +and t-the Phiwistinyes swew Jonyathan, and Abinyadab, and Mewchishua, +Sauw's sons. + +31:3 And t-the battwe went sowe against Sauw, and t-the awchews hit h-him; +and he w-was sowe w-wounded of t-the awchews. + +3-31:4 T-Then said Sauw u-unto his awmouwbeawew, Dwaw thy swowd, and thwust +m-me thwough t-thewewith; west these u-unciwcumcised come and thwust m-me +thwough, and abuse me. But his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew w-wouwd n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was sowe +afwaid. Thewefowe Sauw took a swowd, and feww upon it. + +31:5 And when his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew saw that Sauw w-was dead, he feww +wikewise upon his swowd, and died with h-him. + +31:6 S-So Sauw died, and his thwee ^-^ s-sons, and his awmouwbeawew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his men, that same day togethew. + +31:7 And when t-the men of Iswaew that wewe on t-the othew side of t-the +vawwey, and they that wewe on t-the othew side Jowdan, saw that t-the men +of Iswaew fwed, and that Sauw and his sons wewe dead, they fowsook t-the +cities, and fwed; and t-the Phiwistinyes came and d-dwewt in them. + +31:8 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, when t-the Phiwistinyes came to +s-stwip t-the swain, that they f-found Sauw and his thwee sons f-fawwen in +mount Giwboa. + +31:9 And they cut off his head, and (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped off his a-awmouw, and sent +into t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, to pubwish it in t-the +house of theiw idows, and among t-the peopwe. + +31:10 And they put his awmouw in t-the house of Ashtawoth: and they +(o-_-o) f-fastenyed his body to t-the waww of Bethshan. + +31:11 And when t-the i-inhabitants of Jabeshgiwead heawd of that which t-the +Phiwistinyes h-had donye to Sauw; 31:12 Aww t-the v-vawiant men a-awose, and +went (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight, and took t-the body of Sauw and t-the bodies of his sons +fwom t-the waww of Bethshan, and came to J-Jabesh, and buwnt t-them thewe. + +(^ω~) 3-31:13 And they took theiw bonyes, and buwied t-them undew a twee a-at +J-Jabesh, and fasted seven days. + + + + +The S-Second Book of S-Samuew + +Othewwise Cawwed: + +The S-Second Book of t-the Kings + + +1:1 Nyow it came to pass aftew t-the death of Sauw, when David w-was +wetuwnyed fwom t-the swaughtew of t-the Amawekites, and David h-had abode two +days in Z-Zikwag; 1:2 I-It came even to pass on t-the thiwd day, that, +b-behowd, a man came out of t-the camp fwom Sauw with his cwothes went, +and eawth upon his head: and so it was, when he came to D-David, that he +feww to t-the eawth, and did obeisance. + +1:3 And David said u-unto him, Fwom whence comest thou? And he said u-unto +him, Out of t-the camp of Iswaew am I escaped. + +1:4 And David said u-unto him, How went t-the mattew? I p-pway thee, teww +me. + +And he answewed, That t-the peopwe awe fwed fwom t-the battwe, and many of +t-the peopwe awso awe f-fawwen and dead; and Sauw and Jonyathan his son awe +dead awso. + +1:5 And David said u-unto t-the young man that towd him, How k-knyowest t-thou +that Sauw and Jonyathan his son be dead? 1-1:6 And t-the young man that +towd him said, As I happenyed by chance upon mount Giwboa, b-behowd, Sauw +weanyed upon his speaw; and, wo, t-the chawiots and howsemen f-fowwowed +hawd aftew h-him. + +1:7 And when he wooked behind him, he saw me, and cawwed u-unto me. And +I answewed, Hewe am I. + +1:8 And he said u-unto me, Who awt thou? And I answewed him, I am an +(O_O;) *sighs* A-Amawekite. + +1-1:9 He said u-unto m-me again, S-Stand, I p-pway thee, upon me, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-anguish is come upon me, because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-whowe in me. + +1:10 S-So I s-stood upon him, and swew him, because I w-was suwe that he +couwd nyot wive aftew that he w-was f-fawwen: and I took t-the cwown that w-was +upon his head, and t-the bwacewet that w-was on his awm, and have b-bwought +t-them hithew u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. + +1:11 T-Then David took h-howd on his cwothes, and went t-them; and wikewise +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that wewe with him: 1:12 And they m-mouwnyed, and w-wept, and +fasted untiw e-even, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jonyathan his son, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +peopwe of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of I-Iswaew; because they wewe +f-fawwen by t-the swowd. + +1:13 And David said u-unto t-the young man that towd him, Whence awt thou? +And he answewed, I am t-the son of a s-stwangew, an (O_O;) *sighs* A-Amawekite. + +1:14 And David said u-unto him, How wast t-thou nyot afwaid to s-stwetch +fowth thinye hand to d-destwoy t-the WOWD's a-anyointed? 1:15 And David +cawwed onye of t-the young men, and said, Go nyeaw, and faww upon h-him. And +he smote him that he died. + +1:16 And David said u-unto him, Thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be upon thy h-head; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy +mouth hath testified against thee, s-saying, I have s-swain t-the WOWD's +anyointed. + +1:17 And David wamented with this wamentation o-ovew Sauw and o-ovew +Jonyathan his son: 1:18 (Awso he bade t-them t-teach t-the chiwdwen of Judah +t-the use of t-the ♡(｡- ω -) *looks at you* b-bow: b-behowd, it is wwitten in t-the book of Jashew.) +1:19 The b-beauty of Iswaew is s-swain upon thy high pwaces: how awe t-the +mighty fawwen! 1:20 Teww it nyot in Gath, pubwish it nyot in t-the +s-stweets of A-Askewon; west t-the daughtews of t-the Phiwistinyes wejoice, +west t-the daughtews of t-the u-unciwcumcised twiumph. + +1-1:21 Ye mountains of Giwboa, wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo d-dew, nyeithew wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be +wain, upon y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fiewds of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the shiewd of t-the +mighty is viwewy cast away, t-the shiewd of Sauw, as t-though he h-had nyot +b-been anyointed with oiw. + +1:22 Fwom t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the swain, fwom t-the fat of t-the mighty, t-the bow +of Jonyathan (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot b-back, and t-the s-swowd of Sauw wetuwnyed nyot empty. + +1:23 Sauw and Jonyathan wewe wovewy and pweasant in theiw w-wives, and in +theiw death they wewe nyot d-divided: they wewe swiftew than e-eagwes, they +wewe stwongew than wions. + +1-1:24 Ye daughtews of I-Iswaew, weep o-ovew Sauw, who cwothed you in +scawwet, with othew ╰(▔∀▔)╯ d-dewights, who put on ownyaments of gowd upon youw +appawew. + +1:25 How awe t-the mighty f-fawwen in t-the m-midst of t-the battwe! O-O Jonyathan, +t-thou wast s-swain in thinye high pwaces. + +1:26 I am d-distwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew Jonyathan: vewy pweasant hast +t-thou b-been u-unto me: thy wove to m-me w-was wondewfuw, p-passing t-the wove of +w-women. + +1:27 How awe t-the mighty ^.^ f-fawwen, and t-the weapons of waw p-pewished! 2:1 +And it came to pass aftew this, that David enquiwed of t-the WOWD, +s-saying, Shaww I go up into any of t-the c-cities of J-Judah? And t-the WOWD +said u-unto him, Go (＞ｍ＜) u-up. And David said, Whithew shaww I go u-up? And he +said, Unto H-Hebwon. + +2:2 S-So David went up thithew, and his two wives awso, Ahinyoam t-the +Jezweewitess, and Abigaiw Nyabaw's wife t-the Cawmewite. + +2-2:3 And his men that wewe with him did David bwing up, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with +his househowd: and they d-dwewt in t-the c-cities of H-Hebwon. + +2:4 And t-the men of Judah came, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they anyointed David king o-ovew +t-the house of J-Judah. And they towd D-David, s-saying, That t-the men of +Jabeshgiwead wewe they that buwied Sauw. + +2-2:5 And David sent m-messengews u-unto t-the men of Jabeshgiwead, and said +u-unto t-them, Bwessed be ye of t-the WOWD, that ye have shewed this +k-kindnyess u-unto youw wowd, even u-unto Sauw, and have buwied h-him. + +2:6 And nyow t-the WOWD s-shew k-kindnyess and twuth u-unto you: and I awso wiww +wequite you this k-kindnyess, because ye have donye this thing. + +2-2:7 Thewefowe nyow wet youw h-hands be s-stwengthenyed, and be ye vawiant: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw mastew Sauw is dead, and awso t-the house of Judah have +anyointed m-me king o-ovew them. + +2:8 But ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, c-captain of Sauw's host, took (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth +t-the son of Sauw, and b-bwought him o-ovew to Mahanyaim; 2-2:9 And m-made him +king o-ovew Giwead, and o-ovew t-the A-Ashuwites, and o-ovew Jezweew, and o-ovew +Ephwaim, and o-ovew Benjamin, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. + +2:10 (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth Sauw's son w-was f-fowty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign +o-ovew I-Iswaew, and weignyed two yeaws. But t-the house of Judah f-fowwowed +David. + +2-2:11 And t-the time that David w-was king in H-Hebwon o-ovew t-the house of +Judah w-was seven yeaws and six months. + +2:12 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, and t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth t-the son +of Sauw, went out fwom Mahanyaim to Gibeon. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And Joab t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, and t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of D-David, went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, +and met togethew by t-the poow of G-Gibeon: and they sat down, t-the onye on +t-the onye side of t-the poow, and t-the othew on t-the othew side of t-the poow. + +2:14 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew said to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Wet t-the young men nyow a-awise, and pway +befowe us. And Joab said, Wet t-them awise. + +2:15 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose and went o-ovew by (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew twewve of Benjamin, +which p-pewtainyed to (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth t-the son of Sauw, and twewve of t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David. + +2:16 And they caught {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his f-fewwow by t-the head, and thwust his +s-swowd in his fewwow's side; so they feww down togethew: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe that +pwace w-was cawwed Hewkathhazzuwim, which is in Gibeon. + +2:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a vewy sowe battwe that >_> d-day; and ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew w-was beaten, +and t-the men of I-Iswaew, befowe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David. + +2:18 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe thwee sons of Zewuiah thewe, ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and Abishai, +and A-Asahew: and A-Asahew w-was as wight of foot as a wiwd woe. + +2:19 And A-Asahew puwsued aftew A-Abnyew; and in g-going he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot to t-the +wight hand (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft fwom fowwowing Abnyew. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 T-Then ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew wooked behind him, and said, Awt t-thou Asahew? And he +answewed, I am. + +2:21 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew said to him, T-Tuwn thee aside to thy wight hand ow to +thy weft, and way thee h-howd on onye of t-the young men, and o(>ω<)o t-take thee his +awmouw. + +But A-Asahew w-wouwd nyot tuwn aside fwom fowwowing of h-him. + +2:22 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew said again to Asahew, T-Tuwn thee aside fwom fowwowing +me: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd I smite thee to t-the gwound? how t-then shouwd I +h-howd up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face to Joab thy bwothew? 2:23 Howbeit he wefused to tuwn +aside: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew with t-the hindew end of t-the speaw smote him +undew t-the fifth wib, that t-the speaw came out behind h-him; and he feww +down thewe, and died in t-the same p-pwace: and it came to pass, that as +many as came to t-the pwace whewe A-Asahew feww down and died s-stood (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +2:24 Joab awso and Abishai puwsued aftew Abnyew: and t-the sun went down +when they wewe come to t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of Ammah, that wieth befowe Giah by +t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess of Gibeon. + +2:25 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin gathewed themsewves togethew aftew +A-Abnyew, and became onye twoop, and s-stood on t-the top of an hiww. + +2:26 T-Then ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew cawwed to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and said, Shaww t-the s-swowd devouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew? k-knyowest t-thou nyot that it wiww be bittewnyess in t-the wattew end? +how wong shaww it be then, ewe t-thou bid t-the peopwe (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom +fowwowing theiw (＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? (^ω~) 2-2:27 And Joab said, As God w-wiveth, unwess +t-thou hadst spoken, suwewy t-then in t-the mownying t-the peopwe h-had gonye up +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom fowwowing his bwothew. + +2:28 S-So Joab ^w^ b-bwew a twumpet, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe s-stood stiww, and +puwsued aftew Iswaew nyo m-mowe, nyeithew fought they any mowe. + +2:29 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew and his men wawked (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that nyight thwough t-the pwain, +and passed o-ovew Jowdan, and went thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bithwon, and they came to +Mahanyaim. + +2:30 And Joab wetuwnyed fwom fowwowing Abnyew: and when he h-had gathewed +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe togethew, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wacked of David's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants nyinyeteen men +and Asahew. + +2:31 But t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David h-had smitten of Benjamin, and of Abnyew's +men, so that thwee hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe men died. + +2:32 And they took up Asahew, and buwied him in t-the sepuwchwe of his +fathew, which w-was in B-Bethwehem. And Joab and his men went (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight, +and they came to H-Hebwon a-at bweak of d-day. + +3-3:1 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was wong waw b-between t-the house of Sauw and t-the house of +David: but David (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed stwongew and stwongew, and t-the house of Sauw +(o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed weakew and weakew. + +3:2 And u-unto David wewe sons bown in H-Hebwon: and his fiwstbown w-was +Amnyon, of Ahinyoam t-the Jezweewitess; 3-3:3 And his second, C-Chiweab, of +Abigaiw t-the wife of Nyabaw t-the Cawmewite; and t-the thiwd, Absawom t-the +son of Maacah t-the daughtew of T-Tawmai king of Geshuw; 3:4 And t-the +fouwth, Adonyijah t-the son of Haggith; and t-the fifth, S-Shephatiah t-the son +of A-Abitaw; 3:5 And t-the sixth, (っ˘ω˘ς ) *cuddles you* I-Ithweam, by Egwah David's wife. These +wewe bown to David in H-Hebwon. + +3-3:6 And it came to pass, whiwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between t-the house of Sauw +and t-the house of D-David, that ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew m-made himsewf stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house +of Sauw. + +3:7 And Sauw h-had a concubinye, whose nyame w-was W-Wizpah, t-the daughtew of +Aiah: and (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth said to A-Abnyew, Whewefowe hast t-thou gonye in u-unto +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's concubinye? 3:8 T-Then w-was ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew vewy wwoth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wowds of +Ishbosheth, and said, Am I a d-dog's head, which against Judah (^-^*)/ d-do s-shew +k-kindnyess this day u-unto t-the house of Sauw thy fathew, to his bwethwen, +and to his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, and have nyot dewivewed thee into t-the hand of +D-David, that t-thou chawgest m-me to day with a fauwt c-concewnying this +woman? 3-3:9 S-So (^-^*)/ d-do God to A-Abnyew, and mowe awso, except, as t-the WOWD +hath swown to D-David, even so I (^-^*)/ d-do to h-him; 3:10 To twanswate t-the +kingdom fwom t-the house of Sauw, and to s-set up t-the t-thwonye of David o-ovew +Iswaew and o-ovew Judah, fwom Dan even to Beewsheba. + +3:11 And he couwd nyot answew ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew a wowd again, because he feawed +h-him. + +3:12 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew sent m-messengews to David on his behawf, s-saying, Whose +is t-the w-wand? saying awso, Make thy weague with me, and, b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hand shaww be with thee, to bwing about (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew u-unto thee. + +3:13 And he said, Weww; I wiww make a weague with t-thee: but onye t-thing +I wequiwe of thee, that is, T-Thou shawt nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, except t-thou +fiwst bwing Michaw Sauw's d-daughtew, when t-thou comest to s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. + +3:14 And David sent m-messengews to (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth Sauw's son, s-saying, +D-Dewivew m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife M-Michaw, which I espoused to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed +(*≧ω≦*) f-foweskins of t-the Phiwistinyes. + +3:15 And (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth sent, and took hew fwom hew husband, even fwom +Phawtiew t-the son of Waish. + +3:16 And hew h-husband went with hew awong weeping behind hew to +Bahuwim. + +T-Then said ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew u-unto him, Go, wetuwn. And he wetuwnyed. + +3:17 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew h-had communyication with t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Ye +sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David in times past to be king o-ovew you: 3:18 Nyow t-then (^-^*)/ d-do +i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken of D-David, s-saying, By t-the hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sewvant David I wiww s-save o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew out of t-the hand of t-the +Phiwistinyes, and out of t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies. + +3:19 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew awso spake in t-the eaws of Benjamin: and ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew went awso +to speak in t-the eaws of David in H-Hebwon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that seemed g-good to +I-Iswaew, and that seemed g-good to t-the w-whowe house of Benjamin. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 S-So ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew came to David to Hebwon, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty men with h-him. And +David m-made ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew and t-the men that wewe with him a feast. + +3:21 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew said u-unto D-David, I wiww a-awise and go, and wiww gathew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, that they may make a weague with +thee, and that t-thou mayest weign o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that thinye heawt desiweth. +And David sent ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew away; and he went in p-peace. + +3-3:22 And, b-behowd, t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David and Joab came fwom puwsuing a +twoop, and b-bwought in a gweat spoiw with (=`ω´=) t-them: but ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew w-was nyot with +David in Hebwon; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had sent him away, and he w-was gonye in p-peace. + +3:23 When Joab and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host that w-was with him wewe come, they towd +( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, s-saying, ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of Nyew came to t-the king, and he hath sent +him away, and he is gonye in p-peace. + +3:24 T-Then Joab came to t-the king, and said, What hast t-thou donye? +b-behowd, ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew came u-unto thee; why is it that t-thou hast sent him away, +and he is quite gonye? (＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 T-Thou k-knyowest ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, that he +came to deceive thee, and to knyow thy g-going out and thy coming in, and +to knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou doest. + +3:26 And when Joab w-was come out fwom D-David, he sent m-messengews aftew +A-Abnyew, which b-bwought him again fwom t-the w-weww of Siwah: but David knyew +it n-nyot. + +3-3:27 And when ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew w-was wetuwnyed to Hebwon, Joab took him aside in t-the +gate to speak with him quietwy, and smote him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe undew t-the fifth +wib, that he died, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of A-Asahew his bwothew. + +3:28 And aftewwawd when David heawd it, he said, I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom awe +(o´∀`o) g-guiwtwess befowe t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew fwom t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of +Nyew: 3-3:29 Wet it w-west on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fathew's +h-house; and wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot faiw fwom t-the house of Joab onye that hath an +issue, ow that is a wepew, ow that weanyeth on a staff, ow that f-fawweth +on t-the swowd, ow that wacketh bwead. + +3:30 S-So ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and Abishai his b-bwothew swew A-Abnyew, because he h-had s-swain +theiw b-bwothew A-Asahew a-at G-Gibeon in t-the battwe. + +3:31 And David said to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him, +Wend youw cwothes, and giwd you with sackcwoth, and m-mouwn befowe +Abnyew. And king David himsewf f-fowwowed t-the biew. + +3:32 And they buwied ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew in H-Hebwon: and t-the king w-wifted up his +voice, and wept a-at t-the gwave of A-Abnyew; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wept. + +3:33 And t-the king wamented o-ovew A-Abnyew, and said, Died ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew as a foow +d-dieth? 3:34 Thy h-hands wewe nyot bound, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy feet put into fettews: +as a man f-fawweth befowe wicked men, so fewwest thou. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe wept again o-ovew h-him. + +3:35 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came to c-cause David to e-eat meat whiwe it +w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet day, David swawe, s-saying, S-So (^-^*)/ d-do God to me, and mowe awso, if I +taste bwead, ow ought ewse, tiww t-the sun be down. + +3:36 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe took nyotice of it, and it pweased (=`ω´=) t-them: as +whatsoevew t-the king did pweased (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. + +3:37 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew undewstood that day that it w-was +nyot of t-the king to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of (o´∀`o) N-Nyew. + +3-3:38 And t-the king said u-unto his sewvants, K-Knyow ye nyot that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a +pwince and a gweat man f-fawwen this day in I-Iswaew? 3:39 And I am this +day weak, t-though anyointed king; and these men t-the sons of Zewuiah be +too hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: t-the WOWD shaww wewawd t-the doew of eviw a-accowding to +his wickednyess. + +4:1 And when Sauw's son heawd that ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew w-was dead in Hebwon, his h-hands +wewe feebwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Iswaewites wewe twoubwed. + +4-4:2 And Sauw's son h-had two men that wewe captains of bands: t-the nyame +of t-the onye w-was Baanyah, and t-the nyame of t-the othew Wechab, t-the sons of +Wimmon a Beewothite, of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin: (fow Beewoth awso +w-was w-weckonyed to Benjamin. + +4:3 And t-the Beewothites fwed to Gittaim, and wewe s-sojouwnyews (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +untiw this day.) 4-4:4 And Jonyathan, Sauw's son, h-had a son that w-was +wame of his feet. He w-was five yeaws o-owd when t-the tidings came of Sauw +and Jonyathan out of Jezweew, and his n-nyuwse took him up, and fwed: and +it came to pass, as she m-made haste to fwee, that he feww, and became +wame. And his nyame w-was Mephibosheth. + +4-4:5 And t-the sons of Wimmon t-the Beewothite, Wechab and Baanyah, went, +and came about t-the heat of t-the day to t-the house of Ishbosheth, who way +on a b-bed a-at nyoon. + +4:6 And they came thithew into t-the m-midst of t-the h-house, as t-though they +w-wouwd have fetched wheat; and they smote him undew t-the fifth wib: and +Wechab and B-Baanyah his b-bwothew escaped. + +4:7 Fow when they came into t-the h-house, he way on his b-bed in his +bedchambew, and they smote him, and swew him, and beheaded him, and +took his head, and gat t-them away thwough t-the pwain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight. + +4-4:8 And they b-bwought t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth u-unto David to Hebwon, and +said to t-the king, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth t-the son of Sauw thinye +enyemy, which sought thy wife; and t-the WOWD hath a-avenged o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the +king this day of Sauw, and of his seed. + +4:9 And David answewed Wechab and B-Baanyah his bwothew, t-the sons of +Wimmon t-the Beewothite, and said u-unto t-them, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, who +hath wedeemed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww advewsity, 4:10 When onye towd me, +s-saying, Behowd, Sauw is dead, thinking to have b-bwought g-good tidings, I +took h-howd of him, and swew him in Zikwag, who thought that I w-wouwd +have given him a wewawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his tidings: 4:11 How m-much m-mowe, when +wicked men have s-swain a wighteous pewson in his own house upon his +bed? shaww I nyot thewefowe nyow wequiwe his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of youw hand, and +o(>ω<)o t-take you away fwom t-the eawth? 4:12 And David commanded his young men, +and they swew t-them, and cut off theiw h-hands and theiw feet, and hanged +t-them up o-ovew t-the poow in H-Hebwon. But they took t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Ishbosheth, +and buwied it in t-the sepuwchwe of ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew in H-Hebwon. + +5:1 T-Then came (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to David u-unto Hebwon, and +spake, s-saying, Behowd, we awe thy bonye and thy ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +5-5:2 Awso in time past, when Sauw w-was king o-ovew u-us, t-thou wast he that +weddest out and b-bwoughtest in Iswaew: and t-the WOWD said to thee, T-Thou +shawt feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and t-thou shawt be a c-captain o-ovew Iswaew. + +5:3 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew came to t-the king to Hebwon; and king +David m-made a weague with t-them in H-Hebwon befowe t-the WOWD: and they +anyointed David king o-ovew Iswaew. + +5:4 David w-was thiwty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed +f-fowty yeaws. + +5:5 In H-Hebwon he weignyed o-ovew Judah seven yeaws and six months: and in +Jewusawem he weignyed thiwty and thwee yeaws o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew and J-Judah. + +5:6 And t-the king and his men went to Jewusawem u-unto t-the J-Jebusites, t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the wand: which spake u-unto D-David, s-saying, Except t-thou +o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the bwind and t-the wame, t-thou shawt nyot come in hithew: +t-thinking, David c-cannyot come in hithew. + +5:7 Nyevewthewess David took t-the stwong h-howd of Z-Zion: t-the same is t-the +city of David. + +5:8 And David said on that day, Whosoevew getteth up to t-the guttew, +and smiteth t-the J-Jebusites, and t-the wame and t-the bwind that awe hated +of David's s-souw, he shaww be chief and captain. Whewefowe they said, +The bwind and t-the wame shaww nyot come into t-the house. + +5:9 S-So David d-dwewt in t-the f-fowt, and cawwed it t-the city of David. And +David b-buiwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about fwom M-Miwwo and inwawd. + +5:10 And David went o-on, and gwew g-gweat, and t-the WOWD God of hosts w-was +with h-him. + +5:11 And Hiwam king of T-Tywe sent m-messengews to D-David, and cedaw twees, +and cawpentews, and masons: and they b-buiwt David an house. + +5:12 And David pewceived that t-the WOWD h-had estabwished him king o-ovew +I-Iswaew, and that he h-had exawted his kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his peopwe Iswaew's +sake. + +5-5:13 And David took him mowe concubinyes and wives out of J-Jewusawem, +aftew he w-was come fwom H-Hebwon: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet sons and daughtews +bown to David. + +5:14 And these be t-the nyames of those that wewe bown u-unto him in +Jewusawem; Shammuah, and Shobab, and Nyathan, and S-Sowomon, 5:15 I-Ibhaw +awso, and Ewishua, and Nyepheg, and Japhia, 5:16 And Ewishama, and +E-Ewiada, and Ewiphawet. + +5:17 But when t-the Phiwistinyes heawd that they h-had anyointed David king +o-ovew I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Phiwistinyes came up to seek (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and David +heawd of it, and went down to t-the howd. + +5:18 The Phiwistinyes awso came and spwead themsewves in t-the vawwey of +Wephaim. + +5:19 And David enquiwed of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Shaww I go up to t-the +Phiwistinyes? wiwt t-thou d-dewivew t-them into minye hand? And t-the WOWD said +u-unto D-David, Go up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww doubtwess d-dewivew t-the Phiwistinyes into +thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +5:20 And David came to Baawpewazim, and David smote t-them thewe, and +said, The WOWD hath bwoken fowth upon minye enyemies befowe me, as t-the +bweach of watews. Thewefowe he cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace +Baawpewazim. + +5:21 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they weft theiw images, and David and his men buwnyed +them. + +5:22 And t-the Phiwistinyes came up (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, and spwead themsewves in +t-the vawwey of Wephaim. + +5:23 And when David enquiwed of t-the WOWD, he said, T-Thou shawt nyot go +up; but fetch a compass behind t-them, and come upon t-them o-ovew against +t-the muwbewwy twees. + +5-5:24 And wet it be, when t-thou heawest t-the s-sound of a g-going in t-the tops +of t-the muwbewwy twees, that t-then t-thou shawt bestiw thysewf: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then +shaww t-the WOWD go out befowe thee, to smite t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the +Phiwistinyes. + +5:25 And David did so, as t-the WOWD h-had commanded h-him; and smote t-the +Phiwistinyes fwom Geba untiw t-thou come to Gazew. + +6-6:1 A-Again, David gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chosen men of I-Iswaew, +thiwty thousand. + +6:2 And David a-awose, and went with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him +fwom Baawe of Judah, to bwing up fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the awk of G-God, whose +nyame is cawwed by t-the nyame of t-the WOWD of hosts that d-dwewweth b-between +t-the chewubims. + +6:3 And they s-set t-the awk of God upon a nyew c-cawt, and b-bwought it out of +t-the house of Abinyadab that w-was in Gibeah: and U-Uzzah and A-Ahio, t-the sons +of Abinyadab, dwave t-the nyew cawt. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And they b-bwought it out of t-the house of Abinyadab which w-was a-at +Gibeah, accompanying t-the awk of G-God: and Ahio went befowe t-the awk. + +6:5 And David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew pwayed befowe t-the WOWD on +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of instwuments m-made of fiw wood, even on h-hawps, and on +p-psawtewies, and on t-timbwews, and on cownyets, and on cymbaws. + +6:6 And when they came to Nyachon's thweshingfwoow, U-Uzzah put fowth his +hand to t-the awk of G-God, and took h-howd of it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the oxen shook it. + +6:7 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against Uzzah; and God smote +him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his ewwow; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he died by t-the awk of God. + +6:8 And David w-was dispweased, because t-the WOWD h-had m-made a bweach upon +U-Uzzah: and he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace Pewezuzzah to this d-day. + +6:9 And David w-was afwaid of t-the WOWD that day, and said, How shaww t-the +awk of t-the WOWD come to m-me? 6:10 S-So David w-wouwd nyot w-wemove t-the awk of +t-the WOWD u-unto him into t-the city of David: but David cawwied it aside +into t-the house of Obededom t-the Gittite. + +6:11 And t-the awk of t-the WOWD continyued in t-the house of Obededom t-the +Gittite thwee months: and t-the WOWD bwessed Obededom, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +househowd. + +6:12 And it w-was towd king D-David, s-saying, The WOWD hath bwessed t-the +house of Obededom, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that p-pewtainyeth u-unto him, because of t-the +awk of God. S-So David went and b-bwought up t-the awk of God fwom t-the house +of Obededom into t-the city of David with gwadnyess. + +6:13 And it w-was so, that when they that bawe t-the awk of t-the WOWD h-had +gonye six p-paces, he sacwificed oxen and fatwings. + +6:14 And David danced befowe t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his might; and David +w-was giwded with a winyen e-ephod. + +6:15 S-So David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew b-bwought up t-the awk of t-the +WOWD with shouting, and with t-the s-sound of t-the t-twumpet. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And as t-the awk of t-the WOWD came into t-the city of D-David, Michaw +Sauw's daughtew wooked thwough a window, and saw king David w-weaping +and dancing befowe t-the WOWD; and she (>_<) d-despised him in hew heawt. + +6-6:17 And they b-bwought in t-the awk of t-the WOWD, and s-set it in his pwace, +in t-the m-midst of t-the tabewnyacwe that David h-had (✯◡✯) p-pitched (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: and +David offewed buwnt offewings and peace offewings befowe t-the WOWD. + +6:18 And as soon as David h-had m-made an end of offewing buwnt offewings +and peace offewings, he bwessed t-the peopwe in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD of +hosts. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And he d-deawt among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even among t-the w-whowe muwtitude +of I-Iswaew, as w-weww to t-the w-women as men, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a c-cake of bwead, +and a g-good piece of f-fwesh, and a fwagon of winye. S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +depawted {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his house. + +6:20 T-Then David wetuwnyed to bwess his househowd. And Michaw t-the +daughtew of Sauw came out to meet D-David, and said, How gwowious w-was +t-the king of Iswaew to day, who u-uncovewed himsewf to day in t-the eyes of +t-the >_> h-handmaids of his sewvants, as onye of t-the vain fewwows s-shamewesswy +u-uncoveweth h-himsewf! 6:21 And David said u-unto M-Michaw, I-It w-was befowe +t-the WOWD, which chose m-me befowe thy fathew, and befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house, +to appoint m-me wuwew o-ovew t-the peopwe of t-the WOWD, o-ovew Iswaew: +thewefowe wiww I pway befowe t-the WOWD. + +6:22 And I wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet be mowe viwe than t-thus, and wiww be base in minye +own sight: and of t-the maidsewvants which t-thou hast spoken of, of t-them +shaww I be h-had in honyouw. + +6:23 Thewefowe Michaw t-the daughtew of Sauw h-had nyo c-chiwd u-unto t-the day +of hew death. + +7:1 And it came to pass, when t-the king sat in his h-house, and t-the WOWD +h-had given him w-west (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his enyemies; 7:2 That t-the king +said u-unto N-Nyathan t-the pwophet, See n-nyow, I dweww in an house of c-cedaw, +but t-the awk of God d-dwewweth within cuwtains. + +7-7:3 And N-Nyathan said to t-the king, Go, (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye heawt; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is with thee. + +7:4 And it came to pass that nyight, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came +u-unto Nyathan, s-saying, 7:5 Go and teww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant D-David, T-Thus saith t-the +WOWD, Shawt t-thou buiwd m-me an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to dweww in? 7:6 Wheweas I +have nyot d-dwewt in any house since t-the time that I b-bwought up t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew out of Egypt, even to this day, but have wawked in +a >_> t-tent and in a tabewnyacwe. + +7-7:7 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces whewein I have wawked with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew spake I a wowd with any of t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, whom I +commanded to feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, s-saying, Why buiwd ye nyot m-me an +house of cedaw? (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Nyow thewefowe so shawt t-thou say u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant +D-David, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, I took thee fwom t-the sheepcote, +fwom fowwowing t-the sheep, to be wuwew o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, o-ovew Iswaew: 7:9 +And I w-was with thee whithewsoevew t-thou wentest, and have cut off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thinye enyemies out of thy s-sight, and have m-made thee a gweat nyame, w-wike +u-unto t-the nyame of t-the gweat men that awe in t-the eawth. + +7:10 Moweovew I wiww appoint a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and wiww +pwant t-them, that they may dweww in a pwace of theiw own, and move nyo +mowe; nyeithew shaww t-the chiwdwen of w-wickednyess affwict t-them any m-mowe, +as befowetime, 7:11 And as since t-the time that I commanded ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges to +be o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and have caused thee to w-west fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye +enyemies. Awso t-the WOWD tewweth thee that he wiww make thee an house. + +7:12 And when thy days be fuwfiwwed, and t-thou shawt (o´∀`o) s-sweep with thy +fathews, I wiww s-set up thy seed aftew thee, which shaww pwoceed out of +thy bowews, and I wiww estabwish his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +7:13 He shaww buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and I wiww s-stabwish t-the +t-thwonye of his kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +7:14 I wiww be his fathew, and he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. If he commit +inyiquity, I wiww chasten him with t-the wod of men, and with t-the stwipes +of t-the chiwdwen of m-men: 7:15 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww nyot depawt away fwom +him, as I took it fwom Sauw, whom I put away befowe thee. + +7:16 And thinye house and thy kingdom shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew +befowe t-thee: thy t-thwonye shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +7:17 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds, and a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this vision, +so did N-Nyathan speak u-unto David. + +7:18 T-Then went king David in, and sat befowe t-the WOWD, and he said, +Who am I, O-O Wowd GOD? and what is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, that t-thou hast b-bwought m-me +hithewto? xDD 7-7:19 And this w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a smaww t-thing in thy s-sight, O-O Wowd +G-GOD; but t-thou hast spoken awso of thy sewvant's house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gweat +whiwe to come. And is this t-the m-mannyew of ^.^ m-man, O-O Wowd GOD? 7:20 And +what c-can David say mowe u-unto thee? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thou, Wowd GOD, k-knyowest thy +sewvant. + +7:21 Fow thy wowd's sake, and a-accowding to thinye own heawt, hast t-thou +donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these gweat things, to make thy sewvant knyow them. + +7:22 Whewefowe t-thou awt g-gweat, O-O WOWD G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike +thee, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any God beside thee, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that we +have heawd with ouw eaws. + +7:23 And what onye nyation in t-the eawth is w-wike thy p-peopwe, even w-wike +I-Iswaew, whom God went to wedeem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a peopwe to himsewf, and to make +him a nyame, and to (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you gweat things and (-ω-、) t-tewwibwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wand, +befowe thy p-peopwe, which t-thou wedeemedst to thee fwom Egypt, fwom t-the +nyations and theiw g-gods? 7:24 Fow t-thou hast o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed to t-thysewf thy +peopwe Iswaew to be a peopwe u-unto thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and thou, WOWD, awt +become theiw God. + +7:25 And n-nyow, O-O WOWD G-God, t-the wowd that t-thou hast spoken c-concewnying +thy s-sewvant, and c-concewnying his h-house, estabwish it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and (^-^*)/ d-do +as t-thou hast said. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And wet thy nyame be m-magnyified (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, s-saying, The WOWD of hosts +is t-the God o-ovew Iswaew: and wet t-the house of thy sewvant David be +estabwished befowe thee. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Fow thou, O-O WOWD of hosts, God of I-Iswaew, hast weveawed to thy +s-sewvant, s-saying, I wiww buiwd thee an house: thewefowe hath thy +sewvant f-found in his heawt to p-pway this pwayew u-unto thee. + +7:28 And n-nyow, O-O Wowd GOD, t-thou awt that G-God, and thy w-wowds be twue, +and t-thou hast pwomised this goodnyess u-unto thy sewvant: 7:29 Thewefowe +nyow wet it pwease thee to bwess t-the house of thy s-sewvant, that it may +continyue (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew befowe t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thou, O-O Wowd GOD, hast spoken i-it: +and with thy bwessing wet t-the house of thy sewvant be bwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And aftew this it came to pass that David smote t-the Phiwistinyes, +and subdued (=`ω´=) t-them: and David took M-Methegammah out of t-the hand of t-the +Phiwistinyes. + +8-8:2 And he smote M-Moab, and measuwed t-them with a winye, c-casting t-them +down to t-the g-gwound; even with two winyes measuwed he to put to d-death, +and with onye f-fuww winye to keep awive. And so t-the Moabites became +David's sewvants, and b-bwought gifts. + +8:3 David smote awso Hadadezew, t-the son of W-Wehob, king of Zobah, as he +went to wecovew his bowdew a-at t-the wivew Euphwates. + +8:4 And David took fwom him a t-thousand c-chawiots, and seven hundwed +howsemen, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand footmen: and David houghed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +chawiot howses, but wesewved of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed c-chawiots. + +8-8:5 And when t-the Sywians of Damascus came to succouw Hadadezew king of +Zobah, David swew of t-the Sywians two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand m-men. + +8:6 T-Then David put g-gawwisons in Sywia of Damascus: and t-the Sywians +became (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to D-David, and b-bwought gifts. And t-the WOWD pwesewved +David whithewsoevew he went. + +8:7 And David took t-the shiewds of gowd that wewe on t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of +Hadadezew, and b-bwought t-them to Jewusawem. + +8:8 And fwom B-Betah, and fwom Bewothai, c-cities of Hadadezew, king David +took exceeding m-much b-bwass. + +8:9 When Toi king of Hamath heawd that David h-had smitten (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host +of Hadadezew, 8-8:10 T-Then Toi sent Jowam his son u-unto king D-David, to +sawute him, and to bwess him, because he h-had fought against Hadadezew, +and smitten him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hadadezew h-had waws with Toi. And Jowam b-bwought +with him vessews of s-siwvew, and vessews of gowd, and vessews of bwass: +8-8:11 W-Which awso king David did dedicate u-unto t-the WOWD, with t-the s-siwvew +and gowd that he h-had dedicated of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations which he subdued; 8:12 +O-Of Sywia, and of M-Moab, and of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and of t-the +Phiwistinyes, and of Amawek, and of t-the spoiw of Hadadezew, son of +W-Wehob, king of Zobah. + +8-8:13 And David gat him a nyame when he wetuwnyed fwom s-smiting of t-the +Sywians in t-the vawwey of sawt, being eighteen t-thousand m-men. + +8:14 And he put g-gawwisons in Edom; (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Edom put he +gawwisons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they of Edom became David's sewvants. And t-the WOWD +pwesewved David whithewsoevew he went. + +8:15 And David weignyed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew; and David executed j-judgment +and justice u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And Joab t-the son of Zewuiah w-was o-ovew t-the host; and J-Jehoshaphat +t-the son of A-Ahiwud w-was wecowdew; 8:17 And Zadok t-the son of Ahitub, and +Ahimewech t-the son of Abiathaw, wewe t-the pwiests; and Sewaiah w-was t-the +scwibe; 8-8:18 And B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada w-was o-ovew both t-the +Chewethites and t-the Pewethites; and David's sons wewe chief (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-wuwews. + +9:1 And David said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet any that is weft of t-the house of +Sauw, that I may s-shew him k-kindnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jonyathan's sake? (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was of t-the house of Sauw a sewvant whose nyame w-was Z-Ziba. And when they +h-had cawwed him u-unto D-David, t-the king said u-unto him, Awt t-thou Ziba? And +he said, Thy sewvant is he. + +9:3 And t-the king said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet any of t-the house of Sauw, that +I may s-shew t-the k-kindnyess of God u-unto h-him? And Ziba said u-unto t-the king, +Jonyathan hath (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a son, which is wame on his feet. + +9:4 And t-the king said u-unto him, Whewe is o(>< )o h-he? And Ziba said u-unto t-the +king, Behowd, he is in t-the house of Machiw, t-the son of Ammiew, in +Wodebaw. + +9:5 T-Then king David sent, and fetched him out of t-the house of Machiw, +t-the son of Ammiew, fwom Wodebaw. + +9:6 Nyow when Mephibosheth, t-the son of Jonyathan, t-the son of Sauw, w-was +come u-unto D-David, he feww on his face, and did w-wevewence. And David +said, Mephibosheth. And he answewed, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd thy sewvant! 9:7 And +David said u-unto him, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww suwewy s-shew thee k-kindnyess +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jonyathan thy fathew's sake, and wiww westowe thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of +Sauw thy f-fathew; and t-thou shawt e-eat bwead a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe continyuawwy. + +9:8 And he b-bowed himsewf, and said, What is thy s-sewvant, that t-thou +shouwdest wook upon such a dead d-dog as I am? 9:9 T-Then t-the king cawwed +to ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ Z-Ziba, Sauw's s-sewvant, and said u-unto him, I have given u-unto thy +mastew's son (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that p-pewtainyed to Sauw and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 T-Thou thewefowe, and thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy sewvants, shaww tiww t-the +wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and t-thou shawt bwing in t-the fwuits, that thy mastew's +son may have food to eat: but Mephibosheth thy mastew's son shaww e-eat +bwead awway a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe. Nyow Ziba h-had f-fifteen sons and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +sewvants. + +9-9:11 T-Then said Ziba u-unto t-the king, Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the +king hath commanded his s-sewvant, so shaww thy sewvant do. As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Mephibosheth, said t-the king, he shaww e-eat a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe, as onye of t-the +king's sons. + +9:12 And Mephibosheth h-had a young son, whose nyame w-was Micha. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that d-dwewt in t-the house of Ziba wewe (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto Mephibosheth. + +9:13 S-So Mephibosheth d-dwewt in Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he did e-eat continyuawwy a-at +t-the king's tabwe; and w-was wame on both his feet. + +10:1 And it came to pass aftew this, that t-the king of t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon died, and Hanyun his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +1-10:2 T-Then said D-David, I wiww s-shew k-kindnyess u-unto Hanyun t-the son of +N-Nyahash, as his o(>ω<)o f-fathew shewed k-kindnyess u-unto me. And David sent to +comfowt him by t-the hand of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fathew. And David's +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants came into t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. + +10:3 And t-the pwinces of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon said u-unto Hanyun theiw +wowd, Thinkest t-thou that David doth honyouw thy fathew, that he hath +sent comfowtews u-unto thee? hath nyot David wathew sent his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +u-unto thee, to s-seawch t-the city, and to spy it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and to ovewthwow it? +10:4 Whewefowe Hanyun took David's sewvants, and shaved off t-the onye +hawf of theiw beawds, and cut off theiw gawments in t-the middwe, even +to theiw buttocks, and sent t-them away. + +1-10:5 When they towd it u-unto D-David, he sent to meet t-them, because t-the +men wewe gweatwy ashamed: and t-the king said, Tawwy a-at Jewicho untiw +youw b-beawds be gwown, and t-then wetuwn. + +10:6 And when t-the chiwdwen of Ammon saw that they stank befowe D-David, +t-the chiwdwen of Ammon sent and h-hiwed t-the Sywians of Bethwehob and t-the +Sywians of Zoba, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand footmen, and of king Maacah a +t-thousand men, and of Ishtob twewve t-thousand m-men. + +10:7 And when David heawd of it, he sent ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the +mighty m-men. + +10:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Ammon came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and put t-the battwe in a-awway +a-at t-the entewing in of t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: and t-the Sywians of Zoba, and of W-Wehob, +and Ishtob, and Maacah, wewe by themsewves in t-the fiewd. + +10:9 When Joab saw that t-the fwont of t-the battwe w-was against him befowe +and behind, he chose of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the choice men of I-Iswaew, and put t-them in +a-awway against t-the (o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: 10:10 And t-the w-west of t-the peopwe he +dewivewed into t-the hand of Abishai his bwothew, that he m-might put t-them +in a-awway against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. + +1-10:11 And he said, If t-the Sywians be too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, t-then t-thou +shawt hewp me: but if t-the chiwdwen of Ammon be too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, +t-then I wiww come and hewp thee. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good c-couwage, and wet us pway t-the men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw p-peopwe, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cities of ouw G-God: and t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do that which seemeth him +good. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And Joab dwew nyigh, and t-the peopwe that wewe with him, u-unto t-the +battwe against t-the (o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: and they fwed befowe h-him. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And when t-the chiwdwen of Ammon saw that t-the Sywians wewe fwed, +t-then fwed they awso befowe Abishai, and entewed into t-the city. S-So Joab +wetuwnyed fwom t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and came to Jewusawem. + +10:15 And when t-the Sywians saw that they wewe smitten befowe I-Iswaew, +they gathewed themsewves togethew. + +1-10:16 And H-Hadawezew sent, and b-bwought out t-the Sywians that wewe beyond +t-the wivew: and they came to Hewam; and Shobach t-the c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host +of H-Hadawezew went befowe them. + +1-10:17 And when it w-was towd D-David, he gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew togethew, and +passed o-ovew Jowdan, and came to Hewam. And t-the Sywians s-set themsewves +in a-awway against D-David, and fought with h-him. + +10:18 And t-the Sywians fwed befowe I-Iswaew; and David swew t-the men of +seven hundwed chawiots of t-the Sywians, and f-fowty t-thousand howsemen, +and smote Shobach t-the c-captain of theiw host, who died thewe. + +10:19 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings that wewe (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to H-Hadawezew saw that +they wewe smitten befowe I-Iswaew, they m-made peace with I-Iswaew, and +sewved them. S-So t-the Sywians feawed to hewp t-the chiwdwen of Ammon any +mowe. + +11:1 And it came to pass, aftew t-the yeaw w-was expiwed, a-at t-the time when +kings go fowth to battwe, that David sent ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with +him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew; and they destwoyed t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and +besieged W-Wabbah. But David t-tawwied stiww a-at Jewusawem. + +11:2 And it came to pass in an e-evenyingtide, that David awose fwom off +his bed, and wawked upon t-the woof of t-the king's house: and fwom t-the +woof he saw a woman washing hewsewf; and t-the woman w-was vewy beautifuw +to wook (*ﾉωﾉ) *looks at you* u-upon. + +11:3 And David sent and enquiwed aftew t-the |･ω･) w-woman. And onye said, Is nyot +this B-Bathsheba, t-the daughtew of E-Ewiam, t-the wife of Uwiah t-the Hittite? +11:4 And David sent messengews, and took hew; and she came in u-unto +him, and he way with hew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she w-was puwified fwom hew uncweannyess: +and she wetuwnyed u-unto hew house. + +11:5 And t-the woman conceived, and sent and towd D-David, and said, I am +with chiwd. + +11:6 And David sent to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, s-saying, Send m-me Uwiah t-the H-Hittite. And +Joab sent Uwiah to David. + +11:7 And when Uwiah w-was come u-unto him, David demanded of him how Joab +did, and how t-the peopwe did, and how t-the waw pwospewed. + +11:8 And David said to Uwiah, Go down to thy h-house, and w-wash thy feet. +And Uwiah depawted out of t-the king's h-house, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed him a +m-mess of meat fwom t-the king. + +11:9 But Uwiah swept a-at t-the doow of t-the king's house with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of his wowd, and went nyot down to his house. + +11:10 And when they h-had towd D-David, s-saying, Uwiah went nyot down u-unto +his h-house, David said u-unto Uwiah, Camest t-thou nyot fwom thy ╰(▔∀▔)╯ j-jouwnyey? +why t-then didst t-thou nyot go down u-unto thinye house? 11:11 And Uwiah +said u-unto D-David, The awk, and I-Iswaew, and Judah, abide in tents; and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, awe encamped in t-the open +fiewds; shaww I t-then go into minye h-house, to e-eat and to dwink, and to +w-wie with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife? as t-thou wivest, and as thy souw w-wiveth, I wiww nyot +(^-^*)/ d-do this thing. + +11:12 And David said to Uwiah, Tawwy hewe to day awso, and to mowwow I +wiww wet thee depawt. S-So Uwiah abode in Jewusawem that day, and t-the +mowwow. + +11:13 And when David h-had cawwed him, he did e-eat and dwink befowe h-him; +and he m-made him dwunk: and a-at even he went out to w-wie on his b-bed with +t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of his wowd, but went nyot down to his house. + +11:14 And it came to pass in t-the m-mownying, that David wwote a wettew to +( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and sent it by t-the hand of Uwiah. + +11:15 And he wwote in t-the w-wettew, s-saying, Set ye Uwiah in t-the +fowefwont of t-the h-hottest battwe, and w-wetiwe ye fwom him, that he may +be smitten, and die. + +11:16 And it came to pass, when Joab obsewved t-the city, that he +assignyed Uwiah u-unto a pwace whewe he knyew that v-vawiant men wewe. + +11:17 And t-the men of t-the city went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and fought with Joab: and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww s-some of t-the peopwe of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and Uwiah t-the +Hittite died awso. + +11:18 T-Then Joab sent and towd David (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things c-concewnying t-the waw; +11:19 And c-chawged t-the m-messengew, s-saying, When t-thou hast m-made an end of +t-tewwing t-the mattews of t-the waw u-unto t-the king, 11:20 And if so be that +t-the king's wwath a-awise, and he say u-unto thee, Whewefowe \(★ω★)/ a-appwoached ye +so nyigh u-unto t-the city when ye did fight? knyew ye nyot that they w-wouwd +shoot fwom t-the waww? 11:21 Who smote A-Abimewech t-the son of +Jewubbesheth? did nyot a woman cast a piece of a miwwstonye upon him +fwom t-the waww, that he died in Thebez? why went ye nyigh t-the waww? t-then +say thou, Thy sewvant Uwiah t-the Hittite is dead awso. + +11:22 S-So t-the messengew went, and came and shewed David (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Joab +h-had sent him fow. + +1-11:23 And t-the messengew said u-unto D-David, S-Suwewy t-the men p-pwevaiwed +against u-us, and came out u-unto us into t-the fiewd, and we wewe upon t-them +even u-unto t-the entewing of t-the gate. + +11:24 And t-the shootews shot fwom off t-the waww upon thy sewvants; and +s-some of t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants be dead, and thy sewvant Uwiah t-the Hittite +is dead awso. + +11:25 T-Then David said u-unto t-the m-messengew, T-Thus shawt t-thou say u-unto +( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Wet nyot this t-thing d-dispwease thee, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swowd devouweth onye +as w-weww as anyothew: make thy battwe mowe stwong against t-the city, and +ovewthwow i-it: and |･ω･) e-encouwage t-thou h-him. + +11:26 And when t-the wife of Uwiah heawd that Uwiah hew h-husband w-was +dead, she mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew husband. + +11:27 And when t-the mouwnying w-was past, David sent and fetched hew to +his h-house, and she became his wife, and bawe him a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. But t-the t-thing +that David h-had donye d-dispweased t-the WOWD. + +12:1 And t-the WOWD sent N-Nyathan u-unto David. And he came u-unto him, and +said u-unto him, Thewe wewe two men in onye c-city; t-the onye wich, and t-the +othew poow. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 The wich man h-had exceeding many f-fwocks and hewds: 12:3 But t-the +poow man h-had nyothing, s-save onye ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe ewe wamb, which he h-had bought +and n-nyouwished up: and it gwew up togethew with him, and with his +chiwdwen; it did e-eat of his own m-meat, and d-dwank of his own cup, and +way in his bosom, and w-was u-unto him as a daughtew. + +12:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a twavewwew u-unto t-the wich ^.^ m-man, and he spawed to +o(>ω<)o t-take of his own fwock and of his own hewd, to dwess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wayfawing +man that w-was come u-unto h-him; but took t-the poow man's wamb, and d-dwessed +it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the man that w-was come to h-him. + +1-12:5 And David's angew w-was gweatwy kindwed against t-the man; and he +said to Nyathan, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, t-the man that hath donye this t-thing +shaww suwewy die: 12:6 And he shaww westowe t-the wamb fouwfowd, because +he did this thing, and because he h-had nyo pity. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And N-Nyathan said to D-David, T-Thou awt t-the m-man. T-Thus saith t-the WOWD +God of I-Iswaew, I anyointed thee king o-ovew I-Iswaew, and I dewivewed thee +out of t-the hand of Sauw; 12:8 And I gave thee thy mastew's h-house, and +thy mastew's wives into thy bosom, and gave thee t-the house of Iswaew +and of Judah; and if that h-had b-been too wittwe, I w-wouwd moweovew have +given u-unto thee such and such things. + +12:9 Whewefowe hast t-thou (>_<) d-despised t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, to (^-^*)/ d-do +eviw in his s-sight? t-thou hast kiwwed Uwiah t-the Hittite with t-the swowd, +and hast taken his wife to be thy wife, and hast s-swain him with t-the +s-swowd of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. + +12:10 Nyow thewefowe t-the s-swowd shaww nyevew depawt fwom thinye h-house; +because t-thou hast (>_<) d-despised me, and hast taken t-the wife of Uwiah t-the +Hittite to be thy wife. + +1-12:11 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww w-waise up eviw against thee +out of thinye own h-house, and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take thy wives befowe thinye eyes, +and g-give t-them u-unto thy nyeighbouw, and he shaww w-wie with thy wives in +t-the sight of this (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +12:12 Fow t-thou didst it secwetwy: but I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +I-Iswaew, and befowe t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +12:13 And David said u-unto Nyathan, I have sinnyed against t-the WOWD. And +N-Nyathan said u-unto D-David, The WOWD awso hath put away thy sin; t-thou +shawt nyot die. + +12:14 H-Howbeit, because by this deed t-thou hast given gweat occasion to +t-the enyemies of t-the WOWD to bwaspheme, t-the c-chiwd awso that is bown u-unto +thee shaww suwewy die. + +1-12:15 And N-Nyathan depawted u-unto his house. And t-the WOWD stwuck t-the +c-chiwd that Uwiah's wife bawe u-unto D-David, and it w-was vewy s-sick. + +12:16 David thewefowe besought God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwd; and David fasted, +and went in, and way (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight upon t-the eawth. + +12:17 And t-the ewdews of his house a-awose, and went to him, to w-waise him +up fwom t-the eawth: but he w-wouwd nyot, nyeithew did he e-eat bwead with +them. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 And it came to pass on t-the seventh day, that t-the c-chiwd died. And +t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David feawed to teww him that t-the c-chiwd w-was dead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they said, Behowd, whiwe t-the c-chiwd w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive, we spake u-unto him, +and he w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto ouw voice: how wiww he t-then v-vex himsewf, +if we teww him that t-the c-chiwd is dead? 12:19 But when David saw that +his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants xDD *giggles shyly* w-whispewed, David pewceived that t-the c-chiwd w-was dead: +thewefowe David said u-unto his sewvants, Is t-the c-chiwd dead? And they +said, He is dead. + +12:20 T-Then David awose fwom t-the eawth, and washed, and anyointed +himsewf, and changed his appawew, and came into t-the house of t-the WOWD, +and wowshipped: t-then he came to his own h-house; and when he w-wequiwed, +they s-set bwead befowe him, and he did eat. + +1-12:21 T-Then said his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto him, What t-thing is this that t-thou +hast donye? t-thou didst fast and weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwd, whiwe it w-was awive; +but when t-the c-chiwd w-was dead, t-thou didst (☆ω☆) w-wise and e-eat bwead. + +12:22 And he said, Whiwe t-the c-chiwd w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive, I fasted and wept: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I said, Who c-can teww whethew GOD wiww be gwacious to me, that t-the +c-chiwd may w-wive? 12:23 But nyow he is dead, (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd I fast? +c-can I bwing him back (/ =ω=)/ a-again? I shaww go to him, but he shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +to me. + +12:24 And David c-comfowted Bathsheba his wife, and went in u-unto hew, +and way with hew: and she bawe a son, and he cawwed his nyame S-Sowomon: +and t-the WOWD woved h-him. + +12:25 And he sent by t-the hand of N-Nyathan t-the pwophet; and he cawwed his +nyame Jedidiah, because of t-the WOWD. + +12:26 And Joab fought against Wabbah of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and +took t-the woyaw city. + +12:27 And Joab sent m-messengews to D-David, and said, I have fought +against Wabbah, and have taken t-the city of watews. + +12:28 Nyow thewefowe gathew t-the w-west of t-the peopwe togethew, and e-encamp +against t-the city, and o(>ω<)o t-take i-it: west I o(>ω<)o t-take t-the city, and it be cawwed +aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. + +12:29 And David gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe togethew, and went to Wabbah, +and fought against it, and took it. + +12:30 And he took theiw king's cwown fwom off his head, t-the w-weight +wheweof w-was a tawent of gowd with t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes: and it w-was s-set +on David's head. And he b-bwought fowth t-the spoiw of t-the city in gweat +abundance. + +12:31 And he b-bwought fowth t-the peopwe that wewe thewein, and put t-them +undew s-saws, and undew hawwows of i-iwon, and undew a-axes of i-iwon, and +m-made t-them pass thwough t-the bwick-kiwn: and thus did he u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-cities of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. S-So David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wetuwnyed +u-unto Jewusawem. + +13:1 And it came to pass aftew this, that Absawom t-the son of David h-had +a f-faiw sistew, whose nyame w-was Tamaw; and A-Amnyon t-the son of David woved +hew. + +13:2 And A-Amnyon w-was so vexed, that he feww sick (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his s-sistew Tamaw; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she w-was a viwgin; and A-Amnyon thought it hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him to (^-^*)/ d-do anything +to hew. + +13:3 But A-Amnyon h-had a fwiend, whose nyame w-was Jonyadab, t-the son of +Shimeah David's bwothew: and J-Jonyadab w-was a vewy subtiw m-man. + +13:4 And he said u-unto him, Why awt thou, being t-the king's son, wean +fwom day to day? wiwt t-thou nyot teww m-me? And A-Amnyon said u-unto him, I +wove Tamaw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew Absawom's s-sistew. + +13:5 And J-Jonyadab said u-unto him, Way thee down on thy bed, and make +t-thysewf sick: and when thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew cometh to s-see thee, say u-unto him, I +p-pway thee, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew Tamaw come, and g-give m-me m-meat, and dwess t-the +meat in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, that I may s-see it, and e-eat it a-at hew ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +13:6 S-So A-Amnyon way down, and m-made himsewf sick: and when t-the king w-was +come to s-see him, A-Amnyon said u-unto t-the king, I p-pway thee, wet Tamaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sistew come, and make m-me a coupwe of c-cakes in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, that I may e-eat +a-at hew ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +13:7 T-Then David sent home to Tamaw, s-saying, Go nyow to thy b-bwothew +Amnyon's h-house, and dwess him meat. + +13:8 S-So Tamaw went to hew b-bwothew Amnyon's h-house; and he w-was w-waid down. +And she took fwouw, and knyeaded it, and m-made c-cakes in his s-sight, and +did ;;w;; b-bake t-the cakes. + +13:9 And she took a pan, and pouwed t-them out befowe h-him; but he +wefused to eat. And A-Amnyon said, H-Have out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men fwom me. And they +went out {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom h-him. + +1-13:10 And A-Amnyon said u-unto Tamaw, Bwing t-the meat into t-the chambew, that +I may e-eat of thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And Tamaw took t-the c-cakes which she h-had made, +and b-bwought t-them into t-the c-chambew to A-Amnyon hew bwothew. + +1-13:11 And when she h-had b-bwought t-them u-unto him to eat, he took h-howd of +hew, and said u-unto hew, Come w-wie with me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew. + +13:12 And she answewed him, Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot fowce m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo +such t-thing ought to be donye in Iswaew: (^-^*)/ d-do nyot t-thou this fowwy. + +13:13 And I, whithew shaww I c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shame to go? and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, +t-thou shawt be as onye of t-the foows in Iswaew. Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway +thee, speak u-unto t-the king; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww nyot withhowd m-me fwom thee. + +13:14 Howbeit he w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto hew voice: but, being stwongew +than she, f-fowced hew, and way with hew. + +13:15 T-Then A-Amnyon hated hew e-exceedingwy; so that t-the hatwed whewewith +he hated hew w-was gweatew than t-the wove whewewith he h-had woved hew. And +A-Amnyon said u-unto hew, Awise, be gonye. + +1-13:16 And she said u-unto him, Thewe is nyo (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: this eviw in sending +m-me away is gweatew than t-the othew that t-thou didst u-unto me. But he +w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto hew. + +13:17 T-Then he cawwed his sewvant that minyistewed u-unto him, and said, +Put nyow this woman out fwom me, and bowt t-the doow aftew hew. + +13:18 And she h-had a gawment of divews cowouws upon hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with such +(☆ω☆) *hugs tightly* w-wobes wewe t-the king's daughtews that wewe viwgins a-appawewwed. T-Then his +sewvant b-bwought hew (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and b-bowted t-the doow aftew hew. + +13:19 And Tamaw put ashes on hew head, and went hew gawment of divews +cowouws that w-was on hew, and w-waid hew hand on hew head, and went on +cwying. + +1-13:20 And Absawom hew b-bwothew said u-unto hew, Hath A-Amnyon thy b-bwothew +b-been with thee? but h-howd nyow thy p-peace, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew: he is thy bwothew; +w-wegawd nyot this thing. S-So Tamaw wemainyed desowate in hew b-bwothew +Absawom's house. + +13:21 But when king David heawd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, he w-was vewy +w-wwoth. + +13:22 And Absawom spake u-unto his b-bwothew A-Amnyon nyeithew g-good (=`ω´=) n-nyow bad: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Absawom hated Amnyon, because he h-had f-fowced his s-sistew Tamaw. + +13:23 And it came to pass aftew two f-fuww yeaws, that Absawom h-had +sheepsheawews in B-Baawhazow, which is beside Ephwaim: and Absawom +invited (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's sons. + +13:24 And Absawom came to t-the king, and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, thy sewvant +hath sheepsheawews; wet t-the king, I b-beseech thee, and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants go +with thy sewvant. + +13:25 And t-the king said to Absawom, Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, wet us nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyow +go, west we be c-chawgeabwe u-unto thee. And he pwessed him: h-howbeit he +w-wouwd nyot go, but bwessed h-him. + +13:26 T-Then said Absawom, If nyot, I p-pway thee, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew A-Amnyon go +with us. And t-the king said u-unto him, Why shouwd he go with thee? +13:27 But Absawom pwessed him, that he wet A-Amnyon and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's +sons go with h-him. + +13:28 Nyow Absawom h-had commanded his sewvants, s-saying, Mawk ye nyow when +Amnyon's heawt is mewwy with winye, and when I say u-unto y-you, S-Smite +Amnyon; t-then kiww him, f-feaw nyot: have nyot I commanded y-you? be +couwageous, and be vawiant. + +13:29 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Absawom did u-unto A-Amnyon as Absawom h-had +c-commanded. + +T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's sons a-awose, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man gat him up upon his +muwe, and fwed. + +13:30 And it came to pass, whiwe they wewe in t-the way, that tidings +came to D-David, s-saying, Absawom hath s-swain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's ^-^ s-sons, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot onye of t-them weft. + +13:31 T-Then t-the king a-awose, and tawe his gawments, and way on t-the +eawth; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants s-stood by with theiw cwothes went. + +~(>_<~) 1-13:32 And Jonyadab, t-the son of Shimeah David's bwothew, answewed and +said, Wet nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd s-suppose that they have s-swain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the young men +t-the king's s-sons; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Amnyon onwy is dead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by t-the a-appointment of +Absawom this hath b-been detewminyed fwom t-the day that he f-fowced his +s-sistew Tamaw. + +13:33 Nyow thewefowe wet nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king o(>ω<)o t-take t-the t-thing to his +heawt, to think that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's sons awe dead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Amnyon onwy is +dead. + +13:34 But Absawom fwed. And t-the young man that kept t-the watch w-wifted +up his eyes, and wooked, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came m-much peopwe by t-the +w-way of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww side behind h-him. + +13:35 And J-Jonyadab said u-unto t-the king, Behowd, t-the king's sons c-come: as +thy sewvant said, so it is. + +13:36 And it came to pass, as soon as he h-had m-made an end of s-speaking, +that, b-behowd, t-the king's sons came, and w-wifted up theiw voice and +wept: and t-the king awso and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wept vewy sowe. + +13:37 But Absawom fwed, and went to Tawmai, t-the son of Ammihud, king +of G-Geshuw. And David mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his son {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy d-day. + +(☆▽☆) *shuffles closer* 1-13:38 S-So Absawom fwed, and went to Geshuw, and w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee yeaws. + +13:39 And t-the souw of king David wonged to go fowth u-unto A-Absawom: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he w-was c-comfowted c-concewnying Amnyon, seeing he w-was dead. + +14:1 Nyow Joab t-the son of Zewuiah pewceived that t-the king's heawt w-was +towawd Absawom. + +14:2 And Joab sent to T-Tekoah, and fetched (o´∀`o) t-thence a wise woman, and +said u-unto hew, I p-pway thee, feign t-thysewf to be a mouwnyew, and put on +nyow mouwnying appawew, and anyoint nyot t-thysewf with oiw, but be as a +woman that h-had a wong time mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead: 14:3 And come to t-the +king, and speak on this m-mannyew u-unto h-him. S-So Joab put t-the w-wowds in hew +mouth. + +14:4 And when t-the woman of Tekoah spake to t-the king, she feww on hew +f-face to t-the g-gwound, and did obeisance, and said, Hewp, O-O king. + +1-14:5 And t-the king said u-unto hew, What aiweth thee? And she answewed, I +am indeed a widow woman, and minye h-husband is dead. + +14:6 And thy handmaid h-had two ^-^ s-sons, and they two stwove togethew in +t-the fiewd, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to pawt t-them, but t-the onye smote t-the +othew, and swew h-him. + +14:7 And, b-behowd, t-the w-whowe f-famiwy is wisen against thinye h-handmaid, +and they said, D-Dewivew him that smote his bwothew, that we may kiww +him, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of his b-bwothew whom he s-swew; and we wiww d-destwoy t-the +h-heiw awso: and so they shaww quench o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my coaw which is weft, and shaww +nyot weave to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-husband nyeithew nyame (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wemaindew upon t-the eawth. + +14:8 And t-the king said u-unto t-the woman, Go to thinye h-house, and I wiww +g-give chawge c-concewnying thee. + +14:9 And t-the woman of Tekoah said u-unto t-the king, My wowd, O-O king, t-the +i-inyiquity be on me, and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house: and t-the king and his +t-thwonye be guiwtwess. + +14:10 And t-the king said, Whoevew saith ought u-unto thee, bwing him to +me, and he shaww nyot touch thee any mowe. + +14:11 T-Then said she, I p-pway thee, wet t-the king (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the WOWD thy +G-God, that t-thou wouwdest nyot s-suffew t-the wevengews of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood to d-destwoy +any m-mowe, west they d-destwoy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And he said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot onye haiw of thy son faww to t-the eawth. + +1-14:12 T-Then t-the woman said, Wet thinye h-handmaid, I p-pway thee, speak onye +wowd u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king. And he said, Say o-on. + +14:13 And t-the woman said, Whewefowe t-then hast t-thou thought such a +t-thing against t-the peopwe of God? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king doth speak this t-thing as +onye which is fauwty, in that t-the king doth nyot fetch home again his +banyished. + +14:14 Fow we (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds die, and awe as w-watew spiwt on t-the g-gwound, +which c-cannyot be gathewed up a-again; nyeithew doth God wespect any +pewson: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet doth he d-devise means, that his banyished be nyot expewwed +fwom h-him. + +1-14:15 Nyow thewefowe that I am come to speak of this t-thing u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd +t-the king, it is because t-the peopwe have m-made m-me afwaid: and thy +handmaid said, I wiww nyow speak u-unto t-the king; it may be that t-the king +wiww pewfowm t-the wequest of his handmaid. + +14:16 Fow t-the king wiww h-heaw, to d-dewivew his handmaid out of t-the hand +of t-the man that w-wouwd d-destwoy m-me and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son togethew out of t-the +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of God. + +14:17 T-Then thinye handmaid said, The wowd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king shaww nyow +be comfowtabwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as an angew of G-God, so is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king to +discewn g-good and bad: thewefowe t-the WOWD thy God wiww be with thee. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 T-Then t-the king answewed and said u-unto t-the woman, (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide nyot fwom +me, I p-pway thee, t-the t-thing that I shaww ask thee. And t-the woman said, +Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king nyow s-speak. + +1-14:19 And t-the king said, Is nyot t-the hand of Joab with thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-this? And t-the woman answewed and said, As thy souw w-wiveth, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd +t-the king, nyonye c-can tuwn to t-the wight hand ow to t-the weft fwom ought +that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king hath spoken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, he bade me, +and he put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds in t-the mouth of thinye h-handmaid: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 To +fetch about this f-fowm of speech hath thy sewvant Joab donye this thing: +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd is w-wise, a-accowding to t-the wisdom of an angew of G-God, to +knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe in t-the eawth. + +1-14:21 And t-the king said u-unto ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I have donye this thing: +go thewefowe, bwing t-the young man Absawom again. + +14:22 And Joab feww to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound on his face, and b-bowed himsewf, and +thanked t-the king: and Joab said, To day thy sewvant k-knyoweth that I +have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king, in that t-the king hath +fuwfiwwed t-the wequest of his sewvant. + +14:23 S-So Joab awose and went to Geshuw, and b-bwought Absawom to +Jewusawem. + +14:24 And t-the king said, Wet him tuwn to his own h-house, and wet him +nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. S-So Absawom wetuwnyed to his own h-house, and saw nyot t-the +king's (￣ω￣) f-face. + +14:25 But in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to be so m-much pwaised as +Absawom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his beauty: fwom t-the sowe of his foot even to t-the cwown of +his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish in h-him. + +14:26 And when he p-powwed his head, (fow it w-was a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy yeaw's end +that he p-powwed i-it: because t-the haiw w-was h-heavy on him, thewefowe he +p-powwed i-it:) he weighed t-the haiw of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a-at two hundwed shekews +aftew t-the king's weight. + +14:27 And u-unto Absawom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe bown thwee ^-^ s-sons, and onye d-daughtew, +whose nyame w-was Tamaw: she w-was a woman of a f-faiw c-countenyance. + +14:28 S-So Absawom d-dwewt two f-fuww yeaws in J-Jewusawem, and saw nyot t-the +king's (￣ω￣) f-face. + +14:29 Thewefowe Absawom sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, to have sent him to t-the king; +but he w-wouwd nyot come to him: and when he sent again t-the second time, +he w-wouwd nyot come. + +14:30 Thewefowe he said u-unto his sewvants, See, (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's fiewd is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +minye, and he hath bawwey thewe; go and s-set it on fiwe. And Absawom's +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants s-set t-the fiewd on fiwe. + +14:31 T-Then Joab a-awose, and came to Absawom u-unto his h-house, and said +u-unto him, Whewefowe have thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiewd on f-fiwe? 14:32 And +Absawom answewed ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Behowd, I sent u-unto thee, s-saying, Come hithew, +that I may send thee to t-the king, to say, Whewefowe am I come fwom +Geshuw? it h-had b-been g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to have b-been (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stiww: nyow +thewefowe wet m-me s-see t-the king's face; and if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any i-inyiquity in +me, wet him kiww me. + +14:33 S-So Joab came to t-the king, and towd him: and when he h-had cawwed +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Absawom, he came to t-the king, and b-bowed himsewf on his f-face to t-the +(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound befowe t-the king: and t-the king kissed Absawom. + +15:1 And it came to pass aftew this, that Absawom pwepawed him +chawiots and howses, and fifty men to w-wun befowe h-him. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And Absawom w-wose up e-eawwy, and s-stood beside t-the w-way of t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: +and it w-was so, that when any man that h-had a contwovewsy came to t-the +king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-judgment, t-then Absawom cawwed u-unto him, and said, O-Of what +city awt thou? And he said, Thy sewvant is of onye of t-the twibes of +Iswaew. + +1-15:3 And Absawom said u-unto him, See, thy mattews awe g-good and wight; +but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man deputed of t-the king to h-heaw thee. + +:3 1-15:4 Absawom said moweovew, O-Oh that I wewe m-made j-judge in t-the wand, +that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man which hath any suit ow c-cause m-might come u-unto me, and I +w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do him j-justice! 1-15:5 And it w-was so, that when any man came nyigh +to him to (^-^*)/ d-do him obeisance, he put fowth his hand, and took him, and +kissed h-him. + +15:6 And on this m-mannyew did Absawom to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew that came to t-the +king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow judgment: so Absawom stowe t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the men of Iswaew. + +15:7 And it came to pass aftew f-fowty yeaws, that Absawom said u-unto t-the +king, I p-pway thee, wet m-me go and pay o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vow, which I have vowed u-unto +t-the WOWD, in H-Hebwon. + +15:8 Fow thy sewvant vowed a vow whiwe I abode a-at o(≧▽≦)o G-Geshuw in Sywia, +s-saying, If t-the WOWD shaww bwing m-me again indeed to J-Jewusawem, t-then I +wiww sewve t-the WOWD. + +15:9 And t-the king said u-unto him, Go in p-peace. S-So he a-awose, and went to +H-Hebwon. + +15:10 But Absawom sent spies (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, +s-saying, As soon as ye h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, t-then ye shaww +say, Absawom weignyeth in H-Hebwon. + +15:11 And with Absawom went two hundwed men out of J-Jewusawem, that +wewe cawwed; and they went in theiw s-simpwicity, and they knyew nyot any +thing. + +15:12 And Absawom sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ahithophew t-the Giwonyite, David's +c-counsewwow, fwom his city, even fwom Giwoh, whiwe he offewed +sacwifices. And t-the conspiwacy w-was stwong; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe incweased +continyuawwy with Absawom. + +1-15:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a messengew to D-David, s-saying, The (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the +men of Iswaew awe aftew Absawom. + +15:14 And David said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that wewe with him a-at +J-Jewusawem, Awise, and wet us fwee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we shaww nyot ewse escape fwom +A-Absawom: make speed to depawt, west he (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake us suddenwy, and bwing +eviw upon u-us, and smite t-the city with t-the edge of t-the swowd. + +15:15 And t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto t-the king, Behowd, thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +awe weady to (^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king shaww appoint. + +15:16 And t-the king went fowth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (o-_-o) h-househowd aftew h-him. And +t-the king weft t-ten (*°▽°*) w-women, which wewe UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, to keep t-the house. + +15:17 And t-the king went fowth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe aftew him, and +t-tawwied in a pwace that w-was faw off. + +15:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants passed on beside h-him; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +Chewethites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Pewethites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Gittites, six hundwed +men which came aftew him fwom Gath, passed on befowe t-the king. + +1-15:19 T-Then said t-the king to Ittai t-the G-Gittite, Whewefowe goest t-thou +awso with us? (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to thy pwace, and abide with t-the king: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +awt a s-stwangew, and awso an exiwe. + +1-15:20 Wheweas t-thou camest but ;;w;; y-yestewday, shouwd I this day make thee +go up and down with us? seeing I go whithew I m-may, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thou, and +o(>ω<)o t-take back thy b-bwethwen: (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth be with thee. + +15:21 And Ittai answewed t-the king, and said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and +as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king w-wiveth, suwewy in what pwace o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king +shaww be, whethew in death ow w-wife, even (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awso wiww thy sewvant +be. + +15:22 And David said to Ittai, Go and pass ovew. And Ittai t-the Gittite +passed ovew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his men, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes that wewe with +h-him. + +1-15:23 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy wept with a w-woud voice, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +passed ovew: t-the king awso himsewf passed o-ovew t-the b-bwook Kidwon, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe passed ovew, towawd t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess. + +1-15:24 And wo Zadok awso, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Wevites wewe with him, beawing +t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of G-God: and they s-set down t-the awk of God; and +Abiathaw went up, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe h-had donye p-passing out of t-the +city. + +15:25 And t-the king said u-unto Z-Zadok, Cawwy back t-the awk of God into t-the +city: if I shaww f-find favouw in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, he wiww bwing m-me +again, and s-shew m-me both it, and his habitation: 15:26 But if he thus +say, I have nyo dewight in thee; b-behowd, hewe am I, wet him (^-^*)/ d-do to m-me as +seemeth g-good u-unto h-him. + +15:27 The king said awso u-unto Zadok t-the pwiest, Awt nyot t-thou a seew? +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the city in p-peace, and youw two sons with y-you, Ahimaaz thy +son, and Jonyathan t-the son of Abiathaw. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 See, I wiww tawwy in t-the pwain of t-the wiwdewnyess, untiw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +come wowd fwom you to cewtify me. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 Zadok thewefowe and Abiathaw cawwied t-the awk of God again to +Jewusawem: and they t-tawwied thewe. + +15:30 And David went up by t-the (♡°▽°♡) a-ascent of mount Owivet, and wept as he +went up, and h-had his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, and he went b-bawefoot: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe that w-was with him covewed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his head, and they went up, +weeping as they went (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +15:31 And onye towd D-David, s-saying, Ahithophew is among t-the conspiwatows +with Absawom. And David said, O-O WOWD, I p-pway thee, tuwn t-the counsew of +Ahithophew into foowishnyess. + +15:32 And it came to pass, that when David w-was come to t-the top of t-the +mount, whewe he w-wowshipped G-God, b-behowd, H-Hushai t-the A-Awchite came to +meet him with his coat went, and eawth upon his head: 1-15:33 Unto whom +David said, If t-thou passest on with me, t-then t-thou shawt be a ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden +u-unto me: 15:34 But if t-thou (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the city, and say u-unto Absawom, I +wiww be thy s-sewvant, O-O king; as I have b-been thy fathew's sewvant +hithewto, so wiww I nyow awso be thy sewvant: t-then mayest t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me +defeat t-the counsew of Ahithophew. + +1-15:35 And hast t-thou nyot (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with thee Zadok and Abiathaw t-the +pwiests? thewefowe it shaww be, that what t-thing soevew t-thou shawt +h-heaw out of t-the king's h-house, t-thou shawt teww it to Zadok and Abiathaw +t-the pwiests. + +1-15:36 Behowd, they have (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-them theiw two ^-^ s-sons, Ahimaaz +Zadok's son, and Jonyathan Abiathaw's son; and by t-them ye shaww send +u-unto m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that ye c-can heaw. + +1-15:37 S-So H-Hushai David's fwiend came into t-the city, and Absawom came +into Jewusawem. + +16:1 And when David w-was a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe past t-the top of t-the h-hiww, b-behowd, +Ziba t-the sewvant of Mephibosheth met him, with a coupwe of asses +UwU s-saddwed, and upon t-them two hundwed woaves of bwead, and an hundwed +bunches of w-waisins, and an hundwed of summew fwuits, and a bottwe of +winye. + +16:2 And t-the king said u-unto ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ Z-Ziba, What meanyest t-thou by these? And Ziba +said, The asses be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's (o-_-o) h-househowd to wide ^w^ *blushes* o-on; and t-the bwead +and summew fwuit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the young men to eat; and t-the winye, that such as +be f-faint in t-the wiwdewnyess may d-dwink. + +16:3 And t-the king said, And whewe is thy mastew's son? And Ziba said +u-unto t-the king, Behowd, he abideth a-at Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, To day +shaww t-the house of Iswaew westowe m-me t-the kingdom of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. + +16:4 T-Then said t-the king to ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ Z-Ziba, Behowd, thinye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that p-pewtainyed +u-unto Mephibosheth. And Ziba said, I humbwy b-beseech thee that I may +f-find gwace in thy s-sight, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king. + +16:5 And when king David came to Bahuwim, b-behowd, (o´∀`o) t-thence came out a +man of t-the f-famiwy of t-the house of Sauw, whose nyame w-was Shimei, t-the son +of Gewa: he came fowth, and cuwsed stiww as he came. + +1-16:6 And he cast s-stonyes a-at D-David, and a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of king +David: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty men wewe on his wight +hand and on his weft. + +16:7 And thus said S-Shimei when he c-cuwsed, Come (* ^ ω ^) o-out, come (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-thou +bwoody ^.^ m-man, and t-thou man of Bewiaw: 16:8 The WOWD hath wetuwnyed upon +thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the house of Sauw, in whose stead t-thou hast +weignyed; and t-the WOWD hath dewivewed t-the kingdom into t-the hand of +Absawom thy son: and, b-behowd, t-thou awt taken in thy m-mischief, because +t-thou awt a bwoody m-man. + +1-16:9 T-Then said Abishai t-the son of Zewuiah u-unto t-the king, Why shouwd +this dead d-dog (O_O;) c-cuwse o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king? wet m-me go ovew, I p-pway thee, and +o(>ω<)o t-take off his head. + +1-16:10 And t-the king said, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with y-you, ye sons of +Z-Zewuiah? so wet him cuwse, because t-the WOWD hath said u-unto him, Cuwse +David. Who shaww t-then say, Whewefowe hast t-thou donye (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 16:11 And +David said to Abishai, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, which +came fowth of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bowews, seeketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife: how m-much mowe nyow may this +Benjamite (^-^*)/ d-do it? wet him awonye, and wet him c-cuwse; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath +bidden h-him. + +1-16:12 I-It may be that t-the WOWD wiww wook on minye a-affwiction, and that +t-the WOWD wiww wequite m-me g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-cuwsing this d-day. + +16:13 And as David and his men went by t-the way, S-Shimei went awong on +t-the hiww's side o-ovew against him, and cuwsed as he went, and t-thwew +s-stonyes a-at him, and cast dust. + +1-16:14 And t-the king, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him, came weawy, +and wefweshed themsewves thewe. + +xDD 1-16:15 And Absawom, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe t-the men of I-Iswaew, came to +J-Jewusawem, and Ahithophew with h-him. + +16:16 And it came to pass, when H-Hushai t-the Awchite, David's fwiend, +w-was come u-unto Absawom, that H-Hushai said u-unto Absawom, God s-save t-the +king, God s-save t-the king. + +1-16:17 And Absawom said to Hushai, Is this thy k-kindnyess to thy f-fwiend? +why wentest t-thou nyot with thy f-fwiend? 1-16:18 And H-Hushai said u-unto +Absawom, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but whom t-the WOWD, and this p-peopwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of +I-Iswaew, choose, his wiww I be, and with him wiww I abide. + +16:19 And again, whom shouwd I (╯✧▽✧)╯ *giggles shyly* s-sewve? shouwd I nyot sewve in t-the +pwesence of his son? as I have sewved in thy fathew's pwesence, so +wiww I be in thy pwesence. + +16:20 T-Then said Absawom to Ahithophew, Give counsew among you what we +shaww do. + +16:21 And Ahithophew said u-unto Absawom, Go in u-unto thy fathew's +UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, which he hath weft to keep t-the h-house; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shaww +h-heaw that t-thou awt a-abhowwed of thy fathew: t-then shaww t-the h-hands of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that awe with thee be s-stwong. + +16:22 S-So they spwead Absawom a >_> t-tent upon t-the top of t-the h-house; and +Absawom went in u-unto his fathew's concubinyes in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Iswaew. + +1-16:23 And t-the counsew of Ahithophew, which he counsewwed in those +days, w-was as if a man h-had enquiwed a-at t-the owacwe of G-God: so w-was (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the counsew of Ahithophew both with David and with Absawom. + +17:1 Moweovew Ahithophew said u-unto Absawom, Wet m-me nyow choose out +twewve t-thousand men, and I wiww a-awise and puwsue aftew David this +nyight: 17:2 And I wiww come upon him whiwe he is weawy and weak +handed, and wiww make him afwaid: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that awe with him +shaww fwee; and I wiww smite t-the king onwy: 17:3 And I wiww bwing back +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe u-unto t-thee: t-the man whom t-thou seekest is as if (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +wetuwnyed: so (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww be in p-peace. + +17:4 And t-the saying pweased Absawom weww, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of +Iswaew. + +17:5 T-Then said Absawom, Caww nyow H-Hushai t-the A-Awchite awso, and wet us +h-heaw wikewise what he saith. + +17:6 And when H-Hushai w-was come to Absawom, Absawom spake u-unto him, +s-saying, Ahithophew hath spoken aftew this mannyew: shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do aftew +his saying? if n-nyot; speak thou. + +17:7 And H-Hushai said u-unto Absawom, The counsew that Ahithophew hath +given is nyot g-good a-at this ^w^ t-time. + +1-17:8 Fow, said Hushai, t-thou k-knyowest thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his men, that they +be mighty men, and they be chafed in theiw minds, as a beaw w-wobbed of +hew whewps in t-the fiewd: and thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew is a man of waw, and wiww nyot +wodge with t-the peopwe. + +17:9 Behowd, he is hid nyow in s-some pit, ow in s-some othew p-pwace: and it +wiww come to pass, when s-some of t-them be ovewthwown a-at t-the fiwst, that +w-whosoevew heaweth it wiww say, Thewe is a swaughtew among t-the peopwe +that fowwow Absawom. + +17:10 And he awso that is vawiant, whose heawt is as t-the heawt of a +wion, shaww u-uttewwy mewt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew k-knyoweth that thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew is a +mighty ^.^ m-man, and they which be with him awe v-vawiant m-men. + +17:11 Thewefowe I counsew that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew be genyewawwy gathewed u-unto +thee, fwom Dan even to Beewsheba, as t-the sand that is by t-the sea (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +muwtitude; and that t-thou go to battwe in thinye own pewson. + +17:12 S-So shaww we come upon him in s-some pwace whewe he shaww be found, +and we wiww wight upon him as t-the dew f-fawweth on t-the gwound: and of +him and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that awe with him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be weft so +m-much as onye. + +17:13 Moweovew, if he be gotten into a city, t-then shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew +bwing wopes to that city, and we wiww d-dwaw it into t-the wivew, untiw +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyot onye smaww stonye f-found thewe. + +17:14 And Absawom and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew said, The counsew of +H-Hushai t-the A-Awchite is bettew than t-the counsew of Ahithophew. Fow t-the +WOWD h-had appointed to defeat t-the g-good counsew of Ahithophew, to t-the +intent that t-the WOWD m-might bwing eviw upon Absawom. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 T-Then said H-Hushai u-unto Zadok and to Abiathaw t-the p-pwiests, T-Thus +and thus did Ahithophew counsew Absawom and t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew; and +thus and thus have I counsewwed. + +17:16 Nyow thewefowe send quickwy, and teww D-David, s-saying, Wodge nyot +this nyight in t-the pwains of t-the wiwdewnyess, but s-speediwy pass ovew; +west t-the king be swawwowed up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that awe with h-him. + +17:17 Nyow Jonyathan and Ahimaaz stayed by E-Enwogew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they m-might nyot +be s-seen to come into t-the city: and a w-wench went and towd t-them; and +they went and towd king David. + +17:18 Nyevewthewess a wad saw t-them, and towd A-Absawom: but they went +both of t-them away quickwy, and came to a man's house in Bahuwim, which +h-had a w-weww in his couwt; whithew they went down. + +17:19 And t-the woman took and spwead a covewing o-ovew t-the w-weww's mouth, +and spwead (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound cown theweon; and t-the t-thing w-was nyot knyown. + +17:20 And when Absawom's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants came to t-the woman to t-the h-house, they +said, Whewe is Ahimaaz and Jonyathan? And t-the woman said u-unto t-them, +They be gonye o-ovew t-the b-bwook of watew. And when they h-had sought and +couwd nyot f-find t-them, they wetuwnyed to Jewusawem. + +17:21 And it came to pass, aftew they wewe depawted, that they came up +out of t-the weww, and went and towd king D-David, and said u-unto D-David, +Awise, and pass quickwy o-ovew t-the watew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus hath Ahithophew +counsewwed against you. + +17:22 T-Then David a-awose, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him, and +they passed o-ovew Jowdan: by t-the mownying wight (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wacked nyot onye of +t-them that w-was nyot gonye o-ovew Jowdan. + +17:23 And when Ahithophew saw that his counsew w-was nyot fowwowed, he +saddwed his ass, and a-awose, and gat him home to his h-house, to his +city, and put his (o-_-o) h-househowd in owdew, and hanged himsewf, and died, +and w-was buwied in t-the sepuwchwe of his fathew. + +17:24 T-Then David came to Mahanyaim. And Absawom passed o-ovew Jowdan, he +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew with h-him. + +17:25 And Absawom m-made Amasa c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host instead of Joab: +which Amasa w-was a man's son, whose nyame w-was I-Ithwa an Iswaewite, that +went in to Abigaiw t-the daughtew of N-Nyahash, s-sistew to Zewuiah (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's +m-mothew. + +17:26 S-So Iswaew and Absawom (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the wand of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +17:27 And it came to pass, when David w-was come to M-Mahanyaim, that S-Shobi +t-the son of Nyahash of Wabbah of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and M-Machiw t-the +son of Ammiew of Wodebaw, and Bawziwwai t-the G-Giweadite of Wogewim, +17:28 Bwought beds, and basons, and eawthen vessews, and wheat, and +bawwey, and fwouw, and pawched cown, and beans, and w-wentiwes, and +pawched puwse, 17:29 And honyey, and b-buttew, and sheep, and c-cheese of +kinye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow D-David, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe that wewe with him, to eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they said, The peopwe is hungwy, and weawy, and t-thiwsty, in t-the +wiwdewnyess. + +18:1 And David nyumbewed t-the peopwe that wewe with him, and s-set +captains of t-thousands, and captains of h-hundweds o-ovew them. + +18:2 And David sent fowth a thiwd pawt of t-the peopwe undew t-the hand of +( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and a thiwd pawt undew t-the hand of Abishai t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, +(o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's bwothew, and a thiwd pawt undew t-the hand of Ittai t-the Gittite. +And t-the king said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, I wiww suwewy go fowth with you +mysewf awso. + +18:3 But t-the peopwe answewed, T-Thou shawt nyot go fowth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if we fwee +away, they wiww nyot cawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us; nyeithew if hawf of us die, wiww they +cawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: but nyow t-thou awt wowth t-ten t-thousand of us: thewefowe nyow +it is bettew that t-thou succouw us out of t-the city. + +18:4 And t-the king said u-unto t-them, What seemeth you best I wiww do. And +t-the king s-stood by t-the gate side, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came out by +h-hundweds and by thousands. + +18:5 And t-the king commanded Joab and Abishai and Ittai, s-saying, Deaw +gentwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake with t-the young ^.^ m-man, even with Absawom. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe heawd when t-the king gave (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains chawge c-concewnying +Absawom. + +18:6 S-So t-the peopwe went out into t-the fiewd against Iswaew: and t-the +battwe w-was in t-the w-wood of Ephwaim; 18:7 Whewe t-the peopwe of Iswaew +wewe s-swain befowe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of D-David, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a gweat +swaughtew that day of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand m-men. + +18:8 Fow t-the battwe w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe scattewed o-ovew t-the f-face of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-countwy: and t-the w-wood devouwed mowe peopwe that day than t-the s-swowd +devouwed. + +18:9 And Absawom met t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David. And Absawom w-wode upon a +muwe, and t-the muwe went undew t-the thick boughs of a gweat oak, and his +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head caught h-howd of t-the oak, and he w-was taken up b-between t-the heaven +and t-the eawth; and t-the muwe that w-was undew him went away. + +18:10 And a c-cewtain man saw it, and towd ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and said, Behowd, I saw +Absawom hanged in an oak. + +1-18:11 And Joab said u-unto t-the man that towd him, And, b-behowd, t-thou +sawest him, and why didst t-thou nyot smite him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to t-the gwound? and +I w-wouwd have given thee t-ten shekews of s-siwvew, and a giwdwe. + +18:12 And t-the man said u-unto ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Though I shouwd weceive a t-thousand +shekews of s-siwvew in minye hand, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wouwd I nyot put fowth minye hand +against t-the king's son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in ouw heawing t-the king c-chawged thee and +Abishai and Ittai, s-saying, Bewawe that nyonye touch t-the young man +Absawom. + +18:13 Othewwise I shouwd have wwought f-fawsehood against minye own wife: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo mattew hid fwom t-the king, and t-thou t-thysewf wouwdest +have s-set t-thysewf against me. + +18:14 T-Then said ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, I may nyot tawwy thus with thee. And he took +thwee dawts in his hand, and thwust t-them thwough t-the heawt of Absawom, +whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a-awive in t-the m-midst of t-the oak. + +18:15 And t-ten young men that bawe (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's awmouw compassed about and +smote Absawom, and swew h-him. + +18:16 And Joab ^w^ b-bwew t-the twumpet, and t-the peopwe wetuwnyed fwom puwsuing +aftew Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joab hewd back t-the peopwe. + +18:17 And they took Absawom, and cast him into a gweat p-pit in t-the +wood, and w-waid a vewy gweat heap of s-stonyes upon him: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew +fwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his tent. + +18:18 Nyow Absawom in his wifetime h-had taken and weawed up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf +a piwwaw, which is in t-the king's dawe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, I have nyo son to +keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame in wemembwance: and he cawwed t-the piwwaw aftew his own +nyame: and it is cawwed u-unto this day, Absawom's pwace. + +18:19 T-Then said Ahimaaz t-the son of Z-Zadok, Wet m-me nyow wun, and beaw t-the +king tidings, how that t-the WOWD hath a-avenged him of his enyemies. + +18:20 And Joab said u-unto him, T-Thou shawt nyot beaw tidings this day, +but t-thou shawt beaw tidings anyothew day: but this day t-thou shawt beaw +nyo tidings, because t-the king's son is dead. + +1-18:21 T-Then said Joab to Cushi, Go teww t-the king what t-thou hast (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. +And C-Cushi b-bowed himsewf u-unto ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and wan. + +18:22 T-Then said Ahimaaz t-the son of Zadok (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, But +howsoevew, wet me, I p-pway thee, awso w-wun aftew C-Cushi. And Joab said, +Whewefowe wiwt t-thou wun, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, seeing that t-thou hast nyo tidings +weady? 1-18:23 But howsoevew, said he, wet m-me wun. And he said u-unto +him, Wun. T-Then Ahimaaz wan by t-the w-way of t-the pwain, and ovewwan C-Cushi. + +18:24 And David sat b-between t-the two (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: and t-the watchman went up to +t-the woof o-ovew t-the gate u-unto t-the waww, and w-wifted up his eyes, and +wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a man wunnying awonye. + +18:25 And t-the watchman cwied, and towd t-the king. And t-the king said, If +he be awonye, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is tidings in his mouth. And he came apace, and +dwew nyeaw. + +18:26 And t-the watchman saw anyothew man wunnying: and t-the watchman +cawwed u-unto t-the powtew, and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd anyothew man wunnying awonye. +And t-the king said, He awso bwingeth tidings. + +18:27 And t-the watchman said, Me thinketh t-the wunnying of t-the f-fowemost +is w-wike t-the wunnying of Ahimaaz t-the son of Zadok. And t-the king said, He +is a g-good ^.^ m-man, and cometh with g-good tidings. + +18:28 And Ahimaaz cawwed, and said u-unto t-the king, Aww is weww. And he +feww down to t-the eawth upon his f-face befowe t-the king, and said, +Bwessed be t-the WOWD thy G-God, which hath dewivewed up t-the men that +w-wifted up theiw hand against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king. + +18:29 And t-the king said, Is t-the young man Absawom safe? And Ahimaaz +answewed, When Joab sent t-the king's s-sewvant, and m-me thy s-sewvant, I saw +a gweat (╯✧▽✧)╯ t-tumuwt, but I knyew nyot what it was. + +18:30 And t-the king said u-unto him, T-Tuwn aside, and stand hewe. And he +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside, and s-stood (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +18:31 And, b-behowd, C-Cushi c-came; and C-Cushi said, Tidings, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the +king: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath a-avenged thee this day of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that w-wose up +against thee. + +(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 And t-the king said u-unto Cushi, Is t-the young man Absawom safe? And +C-Cushi answewed, The enyemies of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (☆ω☆) w-wise +against thee to (^-^*)/ d-do thee huwt, be as that young man is. + +(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 And t-the king w-was m-much moved, and went up to t-the c-chambew o-ovew t-the +gate, and wept: and as he went, thus he said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son Absawom, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +son, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son A-Absawom! w-wouwd God I h-had died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, O-O Absawom, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son! 19:1 And it w-was towd ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Behowd, t-the king weepeth and +mouwnyeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Absawom. + +19:2 And t-the victowy that day w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into mouwnying u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe heawd say that day how t-the king w-was g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +19:3 And t-the peopwe gat t-them by s-steawth that day into t-the city, as +peopwe being a-ashamed steaw away when they fwee in battwe. + +19:4 But t-the king covewed his face, and t-the king cwied with a w-woud +voice, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son Absawom, O-O Absawom, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son! 19:5 And Joab +came into t-the house to t-the king, and said, T-Thou hast (O.O) *looks at you* s-shamed this day +t-the faces of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy sewvants, which this day have saved thy w-wife, and +t-the wives of thy sons and of thy (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and t-the wives of thy +wives, and t-the wives of thy concubinyes; 1-19:6 In that t-thou w-wovest thinye +>_> e-enyemies, and hatest thy fwiends. Fow t-thou hast d-decwawed this day, that +t-thou wegawdest nyeithew pwinces (=`ω´=) n-nyow sewvants: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this day I pewceive, +that if Absawom h-had w-wived, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww we h-had died this day, t-then it h-had +pweased thee weww. + +19:7 Nyow thewefowe a-awise, go fowth, and speak comfowtabwy u-unto thy +sewvants: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I sweaw by t-the WOWD, if t-thou go nyot fowth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww +nyot tawwy onye with thee this nyight: and that wiww be wowse u-unto thee +than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that befeww thee fwom thy youth untiw n-nyow. + +19:8 T-Then t-the king a-awose, and sat in t-the gate. And they towd u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Behowd, t-the king doth sit in t-the gate. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe came befowe t-the king: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew h-had fwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his +tent. + +19:9 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe a-at stwife (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of +I-Iswaew, s-saying, The king saved us out of t-the hand of ouw >_> e-enyemies, and +he dewivewed us out of t-the hand of t-the Phiwistinyes; and nyow he is fwed +out of t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Absawom. + +19:10 And Absawom, whom we anyointed o-ovew u-us, is dead in battwe. Nyow +thewefowe why speak ye nyot a wowd of bwinging t-the king back? 1-19:11 +And king David sent to Zadok and to Abiathaw t-the p-pwiests, s-saying, +Speak u-unto t-the ewdews of Judah, s-saying, Why awe ye t-the wast to bwing +t-the king back to his house? seeing t-the speech of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew is come to +t-the king, even to his house. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 Ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then +awe ye t-the wast to bwing back t-the king? 19:13 And say ye to Amasa, +Awt t-thou nyot of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonye, and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh? God (^-^*)/ d-do so to me, and mowe +awso, if t-thou be nyot c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host befowe m-me continyuawwy in t-the +woom of J-Joab. + +19:14 And he b-bowed t-the heawt of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Judah, even as t-the +heawt of onye man; so that they sent this wowd u-unto t-the king, W-Wetuwn +thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy sewvants. + +19:15 S-So t-the king wetuwnyed, and came to Jowdan. And Judah came to +G-Giwgaw, to go to meet t-the king, to conduct t-the king o-ovew Jowdan. + +19:16 And S-Shimei t-the son of Gewa, a Benjamite, which w-was of Bahuwim, +hasted and came down with t-the men of Judah to meet king David. + +19:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a t-thousand men of Benjamin with him, and Ziba t-the +sewvant of t-the house of Sauw, and his f-fifteen sons and his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with h-him; and they went o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan befowe t-the king. + +19:18 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went o-ovew a fewwy boat to cawwy o-ovew t-the king's +h-househowd, and to (^-^*)/ d-do what he thought good. And S-Shimei t-the son of Gewa +feww down befowe t-the king, as he w-was come o-ovew Jowdan; 19:19 And said +u-unto t-the king, Wet nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd impute i-inyiquity u-unto me, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do +t-thou (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that which thy sewvant did p-pewvewsewy t-the day that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd t-the king went out of J-Jewusawem, that t-the king shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take it to +his heawt. + +19:20 Fow thy sewvant doth knyow that I have sinnyed: thewefowe, b-behowd, +I am come t-the fiwst this day of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Joseph to go down to +meet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king. + +19:21 But Abishai t-the son of Zewuiah answewed and said, Shaww nyot +S-Shimei be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this, because he cuwsed t-the WOWD's +a-anyointed? 1-19:22 And David said, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with y-you, ye sons +of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, that ye shouwd this day be advewsawies u-unto m-me? shaww +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any man be put to death this day in I-Iswaew? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (^-^*)/ d-do nyot I knyow +that I am this day king o-ovew I-Iswaew? 19:23 Thewefowe t-the king said +u-unto Shimei, T-Thou shawt nyot die. And t-the king swawe u-unto h-him. + +19:24 And Mephibosheth t-the son of Sauw came down to meet t-the king, and +h-had nyeithew d-dwessed his feet, (=`ω´=) n-nyow twimmed his beawd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow washed his +cwothes, fwom t-the day t-the king depawted untiw t-the day he came again in +p-peace. + +19:25 And it came to pass, when he w-was come to Jewusawem to meet t-the +king, that t-the king said u-unto him, Whewefowe wentest nyot t-thou with me, +Mephibosheth? 19:26 And he answewed, My wowd, O-O king, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant +d-deceived me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant said, I wiww saddwe m-me an ass, that I may +wide theweon, and go to t-the king; because thy sewvant is wame. + +19:27 And he hath swandewed thy sewvant u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king; but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd t-the king is as an angew of G-God: (^-^*)/ d-do thewefowe what is g-good in +thinye eyes. + +19:28 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house wewe but dead men befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd +t-the king: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet didst t-thou s-set thy sewvant among t-them that did e-eat a-at +thinye own tabwe. What wight thewefowe have I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet to (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy any mowe u-unto +t-the king? 19:29 And t-the king said u-unto him, Why speakest t-thou any +mowe of thy mattews? I have said, T-Thou and Ziba divide t-the wand. + +1-19:30 And Mephibosheth said u-unto t-the king, Yea, wet him o(>ω<)o t-take a-aww, +fowasmuch as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king is come again in peace u-unto his own +house. + +19:31 And Bawziwwai t-the G-Giweadite came down fwom Wogewim, and went +o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan with t-the king, to conduct him o-ovew Jowdan. + +19:32 Nyow Bawziwwai w-was a vewy a-aged ^.^ m-man, even fouwscowe yeaws owd: and +he h-had pwovided t-the king of sustenyance whiwe he way a-at Mahanyaim; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he w-was a vewy gweat m-man. + +19:33 And t-the king said u-unto B-Bawziwwai, Come t-thou o-ovew with me, and I +wiww feed thee with m-me in Jewusawem. + +19:34 And Bawziwwai said u-unto t-the king, How wong have I to wive, that +I shouwd go up with t-the king u-unto Jewusawem? 19:35 I am this day +fouwscowe yeaws owd: and c-can I discewn b-between g-good and eviw? c-can thy +sewvant taste what I e-eat ow what I dwink? c-can I h-heaw any mowe t-the +voice of singing men and singing women? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then shouwd thy +sewvant be (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king? 19:36 Thy sewvant wiww +go a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-way o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan with t-the king: and why shouwd t-the king +wecompense it m-me with such a wewawd? 19:37 Wet thy s-sewvant, I p-pway +thee, tuwn back again, that I may die in minye own city, and be buwied +by t-the gwave of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mothew. But (x_x)V b-behowd thy sewvant +Chimham; wet him go o-ovew with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king; and (^-^*)/ d-do to him what +shaww seem g-good u-unto thee. + +19:38 And t-the king answewed, Chimham shaww go o-ovew with me, and I wiww +(^-^*)/ d-do to him that which shaww seem g-good u-unto t-thee: and whatsoevew t-thou +shawt wequiwe of me, that wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +19:39 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe went o-ovew Jowdan. And when t-the king w-was come +ovew, t-the king kissed B-Bawziwwai, and bwessed h-him; and he wetuwnyed u-unto +his own pwace. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-19:40 T-Then t-the king went on to G-Giwgaw, and Chimham went on with him: +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Judah c-conducted t-the king, and awso hawf t-the +peopwe of Iswaew. + +19:41 And, b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew came to t-the king, and said +u-unto t-the king, Why have ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the men of Judah stowen thee +away, and have b-bwought t-the king, and his h-househowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww David's +men with him, o-ovew Jowdan? 19:42 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Judah answewed +t-the men of I-Iswaew, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the king is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw of kin to us: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe +t-then be ye angwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this mattew? have we eaten a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-the king's +cost? ow hath he given us any gift? ^w^ 1-19:43 And t-the men of Iswaew +answewed t-the men of Judah, and said, We have t-ten pawts in t-the king, +and we have awso mowe wight in David than ye: why t-then did ye despise +u-us, that ouw advice shouwd nyot be fiwst h-had in bwinging back ouw king? +And t-the w-wowds of t-the men of Judah wewe fiewcew than t-the w-wowds of t-the +men of Iswaew. + +20:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe happenyed to be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a man of Bewiaw, whose nyame w-was +Sheba, t-the son of B-Bichwi, a Benjamite: and he ^w^ b-bwew a twumpet, and +said, We have nyo pawt in D-David, nyeithew have we (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-the son +of Jesse: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his tents, O-O Iswaew. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 S-So {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man of Iswaew went up fwom aftew D-David, and f-fowwowed +Sheba t-the son of Bichwi: but t-the men of Judah (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto theiw king, +fwom (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan even to Jewusawem. + +20:3 And David came to his house a-at Jewusawem; and t-the king took t-the +t-ten w-women his UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, whom he h-had weft to keep t-the h-house, and put +t-them in wawd, and fed t-them, but went nyot in u-unto them. S-So they wewe +s-shut up u-unto t-the day of theiw d-death, wiving in widowhood. + +20:4 T-Then said t-the king to Amasa, A-Assembwe m-me t-the men of Judah within +thwee days, and be t-thou hewe pwesent. + +20:5 S-So Amasa went to assembwe t-the men of Judah: but he t-tawwied wongew +than t-the s-set time which he h-had appointed h-him. + +20:6 And David said to Abishai, Nyow shaww Sheba t-the son of Bichwi (^-^*)/ d-do +us mowe hawm than did A-Absawom: o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou thy wowd's sewvants, and +puwsue aftew him, west he get him f-fenced cities, and escape us. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out aftew him (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's men, and t-the Chewethites, and +t-the Pewethites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty m-men: and they went out of +J-Jewusawem, to puwsue aftew Sheba t-the son of Bichwi. + +20:8 When they wewe a-at t-the gweat stonye which is in G-Gibeon, Amasa went +befowe them. And (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's gawment that he h-had put on w-was giwded u-unto +him, and upon it a g-giwdwe with a s-swowd (o-_-o) f-fastenyed upon his woins in t-the +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) s-sheath t-theweof; and as he went fowth it feww ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +20:9 And Joab said to Amasa, Awt t-thou in heawth, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew? And Joab +took Amasa by t-the beawd with t-the wight hand to (O.O) k-kiss h-him. + +20:10 But Amasa took nyo heed to t-the s-swowd that w-was in (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's hand: so +he smote him thewewith in t-the fifth wib, and shed out his b-bowews to +t-the g-gwound, and stwuck him nyot a-again; and he died. S-So Joab and Abishai +his b-bwothew puwsued aftew Sheba t-the son of Bichwi. + +2-20:11 And onye of (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's men s-stood by him, and said, He that favouweth +( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and he that is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow D-David, wet him go aftew J-Joab. + +2-20:12 And Amasa wawwowed in ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood in t-the m-midst of t-the h-highway. And +when t-the man saw that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe s-stood stiww, he w-wemoved Amasa out +of t-the h-highway into t-the fiewd, and cast a cwoth upon him, when he saw +that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that came by him s-stood (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +2-20:13 When he w-was w-wemoved out of t-the h-highway, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe went on +aftew ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, to puwsue aftew Sheba t-the son of Bichwi. + +2-20:14 And he went thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew u-unto Abew, and to +Bethmaachah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Bewites: and they wewe gathewed togethew, and +went awso aftew h-him. + +2-20:15 And they came and besieged him in ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew of Bethmaachah, and they +cast up a bank against t-the city, and it s-stood in t-the twench: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe that wewe with Joab battewed t-the waww, to thwow it down. + +20:16 T-Then cwied a wise woman out of t-the city, Heaw, heaw; say, I p-pway +y-you, u-unto ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw hithew, that I may speak with thee. + +2-20:17 And when he w-was come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto hew, t-the woman said, Awt t-thou +Joab? And he answewed, I am he. T-Then she said u-unto him, Heaw t-the +w-wowds of thinye handmaid. And he answewed, I (^-^*)/ d-do heaw. + +20:18 T-Then she spake, s-saying, They wewe wont to speak in o-owd time, +s-saying, They shaww suwewy ask counsew a-at Abew: and so they ended t-the +mattew. + +2-20:19 I am onye of t-them that awe peaceabwe and faithfuw in Iswaew: t-thou +seekest to d-destwoy a city and a mothew in Iswaew: why wiwt t-thou +swawwow up t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the WOWD? 20:20 And Joab answewed and +said, Faw be it, faw be it fwom me, that I shouwd swawwow up ow +d-destwoy. + +20:21 The mattew is nyot so: but a man of mount Ephwaim, Sheba t-the son +of Bichwi by nyame, hath w-wifted up his hand against t-the king, even +against David: d-dewivew him onwy, and I wiww depawt fwom t-the city. And +t-the woman said u-unto ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Behowd, his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head shaww be thwown to thee +o-ovew t-the waww. + +2-20:22 T-Then t-the woman went u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe in hew w-wisdom. And they +cut off t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Sheba t-the son of B-Bichwi, and cast it out to J-Joab. +And he ^w^ b-bwew a twumpet, and they wetiwed fwom t-the city, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to +his tent. And Joab wetuwnyed to Jewusawem u-unto t-the king. + +20:23 Nyow Joab w-was o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Iswaew: and B-Benyaiah t-the son of +J-Jehoiada w-was o-ovew t-the Chewethites and o-ovew t-the Pewethites: 20:24 And +Adowam w-was o-ovew t-the twibute: and J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of A-Ahiwud w-was +wecowdew: 20:25 And S-Sheva w-was scwibe: and Zadok and Abiathaw wewe t-the +pwiests: 20:26 And Iwa awso t-the Jaiwite w-was a chief wuwew about David. + +21:1 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a faminye in t-the days of David thwee yeaws, yeaw +aftew yeaw; and David enquiwed of t-the WOWD. And t-the WOWD answewed, I-It +is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his bwoody h-house, because he swew t-the Gibeonyites. + +21:2 And t-the king cawwed t-the Gibeonyites, and said u-unto t-them; (nyow t-the +Gibeonyites wewe nyot of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, but of t-the wemnyant of +t-the Amowites; and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew h-had swown u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and Sauw +sought to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them in his zeaw to t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and J-Judah.) +21:3 Whewefowe David said u-unto t-the Gibeonyites, What shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +y-you? and whewewith shaww I make t-the atonyement, that ye may bwess t-the +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the WOWD? 21:4 And t-the Gibeonyites said u-unto him, We +wiww have nyo s-siwvew (=`ω´=) n-nyow gowd of Sauw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of his h-house; nyeithew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us +shawt t-thou kiww any man in Iswaew. And he said, What ye shaww say, +that wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +21:5 And they answewed t-the king, The man that consumed u-us, and that +devised against us that we shouwd be destwoyed fwom wemainying in any +of t-the coasts of I-Iswaew, 2-21:6 Wet seven men of his sons be dewivewed +u-unto u-us, and we wiww h-hang t-them up u-unto t-the WOWD in Gibeah of Sauw, +whom t-the WOWD did choose. And t-the king said, I wiww g-give them. + +21:7 But t-the king spawed Mephibosheth, t-the son of Jonyathan t-the son of +Sauw, because of t-the WOWD's o-oath that w-was b-between t-them, b-between David +and Jonyathan t-the son of Sauw. + +21:8 But t-the king took t-the two sons of W-Wizpah t-the daughtew of Aiah, +whom she bawe u-unto Sauw, Awmonyi and Mephibosheth; and t-the five sons of +Michaw t-the daughtew of Sauw, whom she b-bwought up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Adwiew t-the son of +Bawziwwai t-the Mehowathite: 21:9 And he dewivewed t-them into t-the h-hands +of t-the Gibeonyites, and they hanged t-them in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww befowe t-the WOWD: +and they feww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seven togethew, and wewe put to death in t-the days of +hawvest, in t-the fiwst days, in t-the beginnying of bawwey h-hawvest. + +21:10 And W-Wizpah t-the daughtew of Aiah took sackcwoth, and spwead it +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew upon t-the wock, fwom t-the beginnying of hawvest untiw w-watew +dwopped upon t-them out of heaven, and suffewed nyeithew t-the biwds of t-the +aiw to w-west on t-them by day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd by nyight. + +21:11 And it w-was towd David what W-Wizpah t-the daughtew of Aiah, t-the +concubinye of Sauw, h-had donye. + +21:12 And David went and took t-the bonyes of Sauw and t-the bonyes of +Jonyathan his son fwom t-the men of Jabeshgiwead, which h-had stowen t-them +fwom t-the stweet of Bethshan, whewe t-the Phiwistinyes h-had hanged t-them, +when t-the Phiwistinyes h-had s-swain Sauw in G-Giwboa: 2-21:13 And he b-bwought up +fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the bonyes of Sauw and t-the bonyes of Jonyathan his son; and +they gathewed t-the bonyes of t-them that wewe hanged. + +21:14 And t-the bonyes of Sauw and Jonyathan his son buwied they in t-the +c-countwy of Benjamin in Zewah, in t-the sepuwchwe of Kish his fathew: and +they ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the king c-commanded. And aftew that God w-was +intweated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand. + +2-21:15 Moweovew t-the Phiwistinyes h-had (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet waw again with I-Iswaew; and +David went down, and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with him, and fought against t-the +Phiwistinyes: and David (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed faint. + +21:16 And Ishbibenyob, which w-was of t-the sons of t-the giant, t-the w-weight +of whose speaw weighed thwee hundwed shekews of bwass in weight, he +being giwded with a nyew swowd, thought to have s-swain David. + +21:17 But Abishai t-the son of Zewuiah succouwed him, and smote t-the +Phiwistinye, and kiwwed h-him. T-Then t-the men of David swawe u-unto him, +s-saying, T-Thou shawt go nyo mowe out with us to battwe, that t-thou quench +nyot t-the wight of Iswaew. + +2-21:18 And it came to pass aftew this, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was again a battwe +with t-the Phiwistinyes a-at Gob: t-then Sibbechai t-the Hushathite swew Saph, +which w-was of t-the sons of t-the giant. + +2-21:19 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was again a battwe in Gob with t-the Phiwistinyes, whewe +Ewhanyan t-the son of J-Jaaweowegim, a Bethwehemite, swew t-the b-bwothew of +Gowiath t-the G-Gittite, t-the s-staff of whose speaw w-was w-wike a weavew's +beam. + +21:20 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a battwe in Gath, whewe w-was a man of gweat +statuwe, that h-had on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hand six fingews, and on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foot six +toes, fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty in nyumbew; and he awso w-was bown to t-the giant. + +21:21 And when he d-defied I-Iswaew, Jonyathan t-the son of Shimeah t-the +b-bwothew of David swew h-him. + +2-21:22 These fouw wewe bown to t-the g-giant in Gath, and feww by t-the hand +of D-David, and by t-the hand of his sewvants. + +22:1 And David spake u-unto t-the WOWD t-the w-wowds of this song in t-the day +that t-the WOWD h-had dewivewed him out of t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his >_> e-enyemies, +and out of t-the hand of Sauw: 2-22:2 And he said, The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock, +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewivewew; (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 The God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock; in him +wiww I twust: he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shiewd, and t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my high +towew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my saviouw; t-thou s-savest m-me fwom v-viowence. + +22:4 I wiww caww on t-the WOWD, who is wowthy to be pwaised: so shaww I +be saved fwom minye enyemies. + +2-22:5 When t-the waves of death compassed me, t-the fwoods of ungodwy men +m-made m-me afwaid; 22:6 The sowwows of heww compassed m-me a-about; t-the +snyawes of death pwevented m-me; 22:7 In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-distwess I cawwed upon t-the +WOWD, and cwied to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: and he did h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice out of his t-tempwe, +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy did entew into his eaws. + +22:8 T-Then t-the eawth shook and twembwed; t-the foundations of heaven +moved and s-shook, because he w-was w-wwoth. + +22:9 Thewe went up a smoke out of his n-nyostwiws, and fiwe out of his +mouth devouwed: coaws wewe kindwed by it. + +22:10 He b-bowed t-the h-heavens awso, and came down; and dawknyess w-was undew +his feet. + +22:11 And he w-wode upon a chewub, and did fwy: and he w-was s-seen upon t-the +w-wings of t-the wind. + +22:12 And he m-made dawknyess paviwions (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him, dawk w-watews, and +thick cwouds of t-the skies. + +22:13 Thwough t-the bwightnyess befowe him wewe coaws of fiwe kindwed. + +22:14 The WOWD thundewed fwom heaven, and t-the most High uttewed his +voice. + +22:15 And he sent out a-awwows, and scattewed t-them; w-wightnying, and +discomfited them. + +22:16 And t-the channyews of t-the sea appeawed, t-the foundations of t-the +wowwd wewe discovewed, a-at t-the webuking of t-the WOWD, a-at t-the bwast of +t-the bweath of his nyostwiws. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 He sent fwom above, he took m-me; he dwew m-me out of many watews; +22:18 He dewivewed m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwong enyemy, and fwom t-them that hated +me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +22:19 They pwevented m-me in t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cawamity: but t-the WOWD w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +stay. + +22:20 He b-bwought m-me fowth awso into a wawge p-pwace: he dewivewed me, +because he dewighted in me. + +22:21 The WOWD wewawded m-me a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess: a-accowding to +t-the cweannyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands hath he >_< w-wecompensed me. + +2-22:22 Fow I have kept t-the ways of t-the WOWD, and have nyot wickedwy +depawted fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +22:23 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his judgments wewe befowe me: and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his s-statutes, I +did nyot depawt fwom them. + +22:24 I w-was awso upwight befowe him, and have kept mysewf fwom minye +inyiquity. + +22:25 Thewefowe t-the WOWD hath >_< w-wecompensed m-me a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wighteousnyess; a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cweannyess in his eye sight. + +22:26 With t-the m-mewcifuw t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf m-mewcifuw, and with t-the +upwight man t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf upwight. + +22:27 With t-the puwe t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf puwe; and with t-the fwowawd +t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf unsavouwy. + +22:28 And t-the affwicted peopwe t-thou wiwt save: but thinye eyes awe upon +t-the haughty, that t-thou mayest bwing t-them down. + +22:29 Fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wamp, O-O WOWD: and t-the WOWD wiww wighten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +dawknyess. + +22:30 Fow by thee I have w-wun thwough a twoop: by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God have I w-weaped +o-ovew a waww. + +22:31 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-God, his w-way is pewfect; t-the wowd of t-the WOWD is twied: +he is a buckwew to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that t-twust in h-him. + +22:32 Fow who is G-God, s-save t-the WOWD? and who is a wock, s-save ouw God? +22:33 God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength and powew: and he m-maketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way p-pewfect. + +22:34 He m-maketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet w-wike \(★ω★)/ h-hinds' feet: and setteth m-me upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my high +pwaces. + +22:35 He t-teacheth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands to waw; so that a bow of steew is bwoken by +minye awms. + +22:36 T-Thou hast awso given m-me t-the shiewd of thy sawvation: and thy +g-gentwenyess hath m-made m-me g-gweat. + +22:37 T-Thou hast e-enwawged o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps undew m-me; so that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet did nyot +s-swip. + +22:38 I have puwsued minye >_> e-enyemies, and destwoyed t-them; and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot +again untiw I h-had consumed them. + +22:39 And I have consumed t-them, and w-wounded t-them, that they couwd nyot +awise: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they awe f-fawwen undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. + +22:40 Fow t-thou hast giwded m-me with stwength to |･ω･) b-battwe: t-them that w-wose +up against m-me hast t-thou subdued undew me. + +(o^▽^o) 2-22:41 T-Thou hast awso given m-me t-the nyecks of minye >_> e-enyemies, that I m-might +d-destwoy t-them that hate me. + +22:42 They wooked, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to save; even u-unto t-the WOWD, but +he answewed t-them n-nyot. + +2-22:43 T-Then did I beat t-them as smaww as t-the dust of t-the eawth, I did +stamp t-them as t-the miwe of t-the stweet, and did spwead t-them abwoad. + +2-22:44 T-Thou awso hast dewivewed m-me fwom t-the stwivings of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, +t-thou hast kept m-me to be ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the heathen: a peopwe which I knyew nyot +shaww sewve me. + +22:45 Stwangews shaww submit themsewves u-unto me: as soon as they h-heaw, +they shaww be xDD o-obedient u-unto me. + +22:46 Stwangews shaww fade away, and they shaww be afwaid out of theiw +cwose pwaces. + +22:47 The WOWD wiveth; and bwessed be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock; and exawted be t-the God +of t-the w-wock of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. + +22:48 I-It is God that avengeth me, and that bwingeth down t-the peopwe +undew me. + +2-22:49 And that bwingeth m-me fowth fwom minye e-enyemies: t-thou awso hast +w-wifted m-me up on high a-above t-them that w-wose up against me: t-thou hast +dewivewed m-me fwom t-the viowent m-man. + +22:50 Thewefowe I wiww g-give thanks u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, among t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and I wiww sing p-pwaises u-unto thy nyame. + +22:51 He is t-the towew of sawvation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his king: and sheweth (´-ω-`) m-mewcy to +his anyointed, u-unto D-David, and to his seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + +23:1 Nyow these be t-the wast w-wowds of David. David t-the son of Jesse +said, and t-the man who w-was waised up on high, t-the anyointed of t-the God +of Jacob, and t-the sweet psawmist of I-Iswaew, said, 23:2 The Spiwit of +t-the WOWD spake by me, and his wowd w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue. + +23:3 The God of Iswaew said, t-the Wock of Iswaew spake to me, He that +wuweth o-ovew men (* ^ ω ^) m-must be just, wuwing in t-the f-feaw of God. + +23:4 And he shaww be as t-the wight of t-the m-mownying, when t-the sun (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wiseth, +even a mownying without cwouds; as t-the tendew gwass spwinging out of +t-the eawth by ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw shinying aftew wain. + +23:5 Awthough o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house be nyot so with God; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he hath m-made with m-me an +evewwasting c-covenyant, owdewed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and suwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my desiwe, awthough he make it nyot to g-gwow. + +23:6 But t-the sons of (* ^ ω ^) B-Bewiaw shaww be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them as thowns thwust +away, because they c-cannyot be taken with hands: 2-23:7 But t-the man that +shaww touch t-them (* ^ ω ^) m-must be f-fenced with (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and t-the s-staff of a speaw; +and they shaww be u-uttewwy buwnyed with fiwe in t-the same pwace. + +2-23:8 These be t-the nyames of t-the mighty men whom David had: The +Tachmonyite that sat in t-the s-seat, chief among t-the captains; t-the same +w-was A-Adinyo t-the Eznyite: he wift up his speaw against eight h-hundwed, whom +he swew a-at onye ^w^ t-time. + +23:9 And aftew him w-was Eweazaw t-the son of Dodo t-the Ahohite, onye of t-the +thwee mighty men with D-David, when they d-defied t-the Phiwistinyes that +wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe gathewed togethew to battwe, and t-the men of Iswaew wewe +gonye (☆ω☆) a-away: 23:10 He a-awose, and smote t-the Phiwistinyes untiw his hand +w-was weawy, and his hand (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto t-the (--_--) s-swowd: and t-the WOWD wwought a +gweat victowy that >_> d-day; and t-the peopwe wetuwnyed aftew him onwy to +s-spoiw. + +23:11 And aftew him w-was S-Shammah t-the son of A-Agee t-the Hawawite. And t-the +Phiwistinyes wewe gathewed togethew into a twoop, whewe w-was a piece of +(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound f-fuww of wentiwes: and t-the peopwe fwed fwom t-the Phiwistinyes. + +23:12 But he s-stood in t-the m-midst of t-the g-gwound, and defended it, and +swew t-the Phiwistinyes: and t-the WOWD wwought a gweat victowy. + +2-23:13 And thwee of t-the thiwty chief went down, and came to David in +t-the hawvest time u-unto t-the c-cave of Aduwwam: and t-the t-twoop of t-the +Phiwistinyes (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the vawwey of Wephaim. + +23:14 And David w-was t-then in an howd, and t-the gawwison of t-the +Phiwistinyes w-was t-then in B-Bethwehem. + +23:15 And David wonged, and said, O-Oh that onye w-wouwd g-give m-me dwink of +t-the w-watew of t-the w-weww of Bethwehem, which is by t-the gate! 23:16 And +t-the thwee mighty men bwake thwough t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes, and +dwew w-watew out of t-the w-weww of Bethwehem, that w-was by t-the gate, and +took it, and b-bwought it to David: nyevewthewess he w-wouwd nyot dwink +t-theweof, but pouwed it out u-unto t-the WOWD. + +23:17 And he said, (☆▽☆) B-Be it faw fwom me, O-O WOWD, that I shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this: +is nyot this t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the men that went in jeopawdy of theiw wives? +thewefowe he w-wouwd nyot dwink it. These things did these thwee mighty +m-men. + +23:18 And Abishai, t-the b-bwothew of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, w-was chief +among thwee. And he w-wifted up his speaw against thwee h-hundwed, and +swew t-them, and h-had t-the nyame among thwee. + +23:19 Was he nyot most honyouwabwe of thwee? thewefowe he w-was theiw +captain: h-howbeit he attainyed nyot u-unto t-the fiwst thwee. + +23:20 And B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, t-the son of a v-vawiant ^.^ m-man, of +Kabzeew, who h-had donye many acts, he swew two wionwike men of M-Moab: he +went down awso and swew a w-wion in t-the m-midst of a p-pit in time of snyow: +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And he swew an Egyptian, a goodwy man: and t-the Egyptian h-had a +speaw in his hand; but he went down to him with a staff, and p-pwucked +t-the speaw out of t-the Egyptian's hand, and swew him with his own speaw. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 These things did B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, and h-had t-the nyame +among thwee mighty m-men. + +23:23 He w-was mowe honyouwabwe than t-the thiwty, but he attainyed nyot to +t-the fiwst thwee. And David s-set him o-ovew his guawd. + +23:24 A-Asahew t-the b-bwothew of Joab w-was onye of t-the thiwty; Ewhanyan t-the +son of Dodo of Bethwehem, 23:25 S-Shammah t-the Hawodite, Ewika t-the +Hawodite, 23:26 Hewez t-the Pawtite, Iwa t-the son of Ikkesh t-the T-Tekoite, +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 Abiezew t-the A-Anyethothite, Mebunnyai t-the Hushathite, 23:28 Zawmon +t-the Ahohite, Mahawai t-the Nyetophathite, 23:29 Heweb t-the son of Baanyah, +a Nyetophathite, Ittai t-the son of Wibai out of Gibeah of t-the chiwdwen +of Benjamin, o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 B-Benyaiah t-the Piwathonyite, Hiddai of t-the bwooks of +Gaash, 23:31 A-Abiawbon t-the Awbathite, Azmaveth t-the Bawhumite, 23:32 +Ewiahba t-the Shaawbonyite, of t-the sons of Jashen, Jonyathan, 2-23:33 +S-Shammah t-the Hawawite, (=^･ω･^=) A-Ahiam t-the son of S-Shawaw t-the Hawawite, 2-23:34 +Ewiphewet t-the son of Ahasbai, t-the son of t-the Maachathite, Ewiam t-the +son of Ahithophew t-the Giwonyite, 2-23:35 Hezwai t-the Cawmewite, P-Paawai t-the +Awbite, 23:36 Igaw t-the son of N-Nyathan of Zobah, Banyi t-the Gadite, 23:37 +Zewek t-the (=①ω①=) A-Ammonyite, Nyahawi t-the Beewothite, (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew to Joab t-the +son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, 23:38 Iwa an Ithwite, Gaweb an Ithwite, 2-23:39 Uwiah +t-the Hittite: thiwty and seven in aww. + +2-24:1 And again t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against I-Iswaew, and +he moved David against t-them to say, Go, (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew Iswaew and J-Judah. + +24:2 Fow t-the king said to Joab t-the c-captain of t-the host, which w-was with +him, Go nyow thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, fwom Dan even to +Beewsheba, and (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew ye t-the p-peopwe, that I may knyow t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the +peopwe. + +24:3 And Joab said u-unto t-the king, Nyow t-the WOWD thy God a-add u-unto t-the +p-peopwe, how many soevew they be, an h-hundwedfowd, and that t-the eyes of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king may s-see i-it: but why doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king dewight in +this thing? 2-24:4 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the king's wowd p-pwevaiwed against +( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and against t-the captains of t-the host. And Joab and t-the captains +of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host went out fwom t-the pwesence of t-the king, to (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the +peopwe of Iswaew. + +24:5 And they passed o-ovew Jowdan, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Awoew, on t-the wight +side of t-the city that wieth in t-the m-midst of t-the wivew of Gad, and +towawd Jazew: 24:6 T-Then they came to Giwead, and to t-the wand of +Tahtimhodshi; and they came to Danjaan, and about to Zidon, 24:7 And +came to t-the stwong h-howd of T-Tywe, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of t-the Hivites, +and of t-the Canyaanyites: and they went out to t-the south of Judah, even +to Beewsheba. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 S-So when they h-had gonye thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand, they came to +Jewusawem a-at t-the end of nyinye months and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty days. + +24:9 And Joab gave up t-the sum of t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the peopwe u-unto t-the +king: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe in Iswaew eight hundwed t-thousand v-vawiant men that +dwew t-the swowd; and t-the men of Judah wewe five hundwed t-thousand m-men. + +24:10 And David's heawt smote him aftew that he h-had nyumbewed t-the +peopwe. + +And David said u-unto t-the WOWD, I have sinnyed gweatwy in that I have +d-donye: and n-nyow, I b-beseech thee, O-O WOWD, o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the i-inyiquity of thy +sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have donye vewy f-foowishwy. + +24:11 Fow when David w-was up in t-the m-mownying, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came +u-unto t-the pwophet Gad, David's seew, s-saying, 24:12 Go and say u-unto +D-David, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, I offew thee thwee things; choose thee onye +of t-them, that I may (^-^*)/ d-do it u-unto thee. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 S-So Gad came to D-David, and towd him, and said u-unto him, Shaww +seven yeaws of faminye come u-unto thee in thy w-wand? ow wiwt t-thou fwee +thwee months befowe thinye >_> e-enyemies, whiwe they puwsue thee? ow that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be thwee days' pestiwence in thy w-wand? nyow advise, and s-see what +answew I shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to him that sent me. + +24:14 And David said u-unto Gad, I am in a gweat |･ω･) s-stwait: wet us faww nyow +into t-the hand of t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mewcies awe (=`ω´=) g-gweat: and wet m-me nyot +faww into t-the hand of m-man. + +24:15 S-So t-the WOWD sent a pestiwence upon Iswaew fwom t-the mownying even +to t-the time appointed: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe died of t-the peopwe fwom Dan even to +B-Beewsheba s-seventy t-thousand m-men. + +24:16 And when t-the angew stwetched out his hand upon Jewusawem to +d-destwoy it, t-the WOWD wepented him of t-the eviw, and said to t-the angew +that destwoyed t-the p-peopwe, I-It is enyough: stay nyow thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And t-the +angew of t-the WOWD w-was by t-the thweshingpwace of ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah t-the Jebusite. + +24:17 And David spake u-unto t-the WOWD when he saw t-the angew that smote +t-the p-peopwe, and said, Wo, I have sinnyed, and I have donye wickedwy: but +these sheep, what have they donye? wet thinye hand, I p-pway thee, be +against me, and against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house. + +24:18 And Gad came that day to D-David, and said u-unto him, Go up, w-weaw +an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD in t-the thweshingfwoow of ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah t-the Jebusite. + +24:19 And D-David, a-accowding to t-the saying of Gad, went up as t-the WOWD +c-commanded. + +24:20 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah wooked, and saw t-the king and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants coming on +towawd him: and ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and b-bowed himsewf befowe t-the king on +his f-face upon t-the gwound. + +24:21 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah said, Whewefowe is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king come to his +sewvant? And David said, To buy t-the thweshingfwoow of thee, to buiwd +an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD, that t-the pwague may be stayed fwom t-the peopwe. + +2-24:22 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah said u-unto D-David, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king o(>ω<)o t-take and offew +up what seemeth g-good u-unto him: b-behowd, hewe be oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt +sacwifice, and thweshing instwuments and othew instwuments of t-the oxen +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wood. + +24:23 Aww these things did Awaunyah, as a king, g-give u-unto t-the king. And +＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah said u-unto t-the king, The WOWD thy God a-accept thee. + +24:24 And t-the king said u-unto Awaunyah, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but I wiww suwewy buy it of +thee a-at a (-ω-、) *moans* p-pwice: nyeithew wiww I offew buwnt offewings u-unto t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +God of that which doth cost m-me nyothing. S-So David bought t-the +thweshingfwoow and t-the oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fifty shekews of siwvew. + +24:25 And David b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD, and offewed buwnt +offewings and peace offewings. S-So t-the WOWD w-was intweated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand, +and t-the pwague w-was stayed fwom Iswaew. + + + + +The Fiwst Book of t-the Kings + +Commonwy Cawwed: + +The T-Thiwd Book of t-the Kings + + +1:1 Nyow king David w-was o-owd and s-stwicken in yeaws; and they covewed +him with cwothes, but he gat nyo (/ =ω=)/ h-heat. + +1:2 Whewefowe his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto him, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd t-the king a young viwgin: and wet hew stand befowe t-the king, and +wet hew chewish him, and wet hew w-wie in thy bosom, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the +king may get (/ =ω=)/ h-heat. + +1:3 S-So they sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a f-faiw damsew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of +I-Iswaew, and f-found Abishag a S-Shunyammite, and b-bwought hew to t-the king. + +1:4 And t-the damsew w-was vewy faiw, and chewished t-the king, and +minyistewed to him: but t-the king knyew hew n-nyot. + +1:5 T-Then Adonyijah t-the son of H-Haggith exawted himsewf, s-saying, I wiww +be king: and he pwepawed him chawiots and howsemen, and fifty men to +w-wun befowe h-him. + +1-1:6 And his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had nyot d-dispweased him a-at any time in s-saying, Why +hast t-thou donye (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? and he awso w-was a vewy goodwy man; and his mothew +bawe him aftew Absawom. + +1:7 And he confewwed with Joab t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, and with Abiathaw +t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and they fowwowing Adonyijah hewped h-him. + +1:8 But Zadok t-the pwiest, and B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, and N-Nyathan +t-the pwophet, and Shimei, and Wei, and t-the mighty men which bewonged to +D-David, wewe nyot with Adonyijah. + +1-1:9 And Adonyijah swew sheep and oxen and fat cattwe by t-the stonye of +Zoheweth, which is by Enwogew, and cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the king's +^-^ s-sons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Judah t-the king's sewvants: 1:10 But N-Nyathan +t-the pwophet, and Benyaiah, and t-the mighty men, and S-Sowomon his bwothew, +he cawwed n-nyot. + +1:11 Whewefowe N-Nyathan spake u-unto Bathsheba t-the mothew of S-Sowomon, +s-saying, Hast t-thou nyot heawd that Adonyijah t-the son of H-Haggith doth +weign, and David ouw wowd k-knyoweth it nyot? 1:12 Nyow thewefowe come, +wet me, I p-pway thee, g-give thee counsew, that t-thou mayest s-save thinye +own w-wife, and t-the wife of thy son Sowomon. + +1:13 Go and get thee in u-unto king D-David, and say u-unto him, Didst nyot +thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king, sweaw u-unto thinye h-handmaid, s-saying, Assuwedwy +S-Sowomon thy son shaww weign aftew me, and he shaww sit upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thwonye? +why t-then doth Adonyijah weign? 1:14 Behowd, whiwe t-thou (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet tawkest +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-the king, I awso wiww come in aftew thee, and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm thy +wowds. + +1:15 And Bathsheba went in u-unto t-the king into t-the chambew: and t-the +king w-was vewy o-owd; and Abishag t-the S-Shunyammite minyistewed u-unto t-the +king. + +1:16 And Bathsheba bowed, and did obeisance u-unto t-the king. And t-the +king said, What wouwdest thou? 1:17 And she said u-unto him, My wowd, +t-thou swawest by t-the WOWD thy God u-unto thinye h-handmaid, s-saying, +Assuwedwy S-Sowomon thy son shaww weign aftew me, and he shaww sit upon +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thwonye. + +1:18 And n-nyow, b-behowd, Adonyijah weignyeth; and n-nyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, +t-thou k-knyowest it nyot: 1:19 And he hath s-swain oxen and fat cattwe and +sheep in abundance, and hath cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of t-the king, and +Abiathaw t-the pwiest, and Joab t-the c-captain of t-the h-host: but S-Sowomon thy +sewvant hath he nyot cawwed. + +1:20 And thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king, t-the eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew awe upon thee, +that t-thou shouwdest teww t-them who shaww sit on t-the t-thwonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd +t-the king aftew h-him. + +1-1:21 Othewwise it shaww come to pass, when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king shaww +(o´∀`o) s-sweep with his fathews, that I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son S-Sowomon shaww be c-counted +offendews. + +1:22 And, wo, whiwe she (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-tawked with t-the king, N-Nyathan t-the pwophet +awso came in. + +1:23 And they towd t-the king, s-saying, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd N-Nyathan t-the pwophet. And +when he w-was come in befowe t-the king, he b-bowed himsewf befowe t-the king +with his f-face to t-the gwound. + +1-1:24 And N-Nyathan said, My wowd, O-O king, hast t-thou said, Adonyijah shaww +weign aftew me, and he shaww sit upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thwonye? 1:25 Fow he is gonye +down this day, and hath s-swain oxen and fat cattwe and sheep in +abundance, and hath cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's ^-^ s-sons, and t-the captains of +t-the host, and Abiathaw t-the pwiest; and, b-behowd, they e-eat and dwink +befowe him, and say, God s-save king Adonyijah. + +1:26 But me, even m-me thy s-sewvant, and Zadok t-the pwiest, and B-Benyaiah +t-the son of Jehoiada, and thy sewvant S-Sowomon, hath he nyot cawwed. + +1:27 Is this t-thing donye by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, and t-thou hast nyot shewed +it u-unto thy s-sewvant, who shouwd sit on t-the t-thwonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king +aftew h-him? 1:28 T-Then king David answewed and said, Caww m-me Bathsheba. +And she came into t-the king's pwesence, and s-stood befowe t-the king. + +1:29 And t-the king swawe, and said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, that hath +wedeemed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww distwess, 1:30 Even as I swawe u-unto thee +by t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Assuwedwy S-Sowomon thy son shaww +weign aftew me, and he shaww sit upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stead; even so +wiww I cewtainwy (^-^*)/ d-do this d-day. + +1:31 T-Then Bathsheba b-bowed with hew f-face to t-the eawth, and did +wevewence to t-the king, and said, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd king David wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1:32 And king David said, Caww m-me Zadok t-the pwiest, and N-Nyathan t-the +pwophet, and B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada. And they came befowe t-the +king. + +1:33 The king awso said u-unto t-them, Take with you t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of youw +wowd, and c-cause S-Sowomon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son to wide upon minye own muwe, and bwing +him down to G-Gihon: 1:34 And wet Zadok t-the pwiest and N-Nyathan t-the +pwophet anyoint him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe king o-ovew Iswaew: and b-bwow ye with t-the +twumpet, and say, God s-save king Sowomon. + +1:35 T-Then ye shaww come up aftew him, that he may come and sit upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +thwonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww be king in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-stead: and I have appointed him to +be wuwew o-ovew Iswaew and o-ovew J-Judah. + +1:36 And B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada answewed t-the king, and said, +Amen: t-the WOWD God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king say so too. + +(o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 As t-the WOWD hath b-been with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, even so be he with +S-Sowomon, and make his t-thwonye gweatew than t-the t-thwonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd king +David. + +(^人^) 1-1:38 S-So Zadok t-the pwiest, and N-Nyathan t-the pwophet, and B-Benyaiah t-the son +of Jehoiada, and t-the Chewethites, and t-the Pewethites, went down, and +caused S-Sowomon to wide upon king David's muwe, and b-bwought him to +Gihon. + +1-1:39 And Zadok t-the pwiest took an (・_・ヾ h-hown of oiw out of t-the tabewnyacwe, +and anyointed Sowomon. And they ^w^ b-bwew t-the t-twumpet; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +said, God s-save king Sowomon. + +1:40 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came up aftew him, and t-the peopwe piped with +pipes, and w-wejoiced with gweat joy, so that t-the eawth went with t-the +s-sound of them. + +1:41 And Adonyijah and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the guests that wewe with him heawd it as +they h-had m-made an end of e-eating. And when Joab heawd t-the s-sound of t-the +twumpet, he said, Whewefowe is this (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the city being in an +upwoaw? 1:42 And whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, b-behowd, Jonyathan t-the son of +Abiathaw t-the pwiest c-came; and Adonyijah said u-unto him, Come in; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-thou awt a v-vawiant ^.^ m-man, and b-bwingest g-good tidings. + +1:43 And Jonyathan answewed and said to Adonyijah, Vewiwy ouw wowd king +David hath m-made S-Sowomon king. + +1:44 And t-the king hath sent with him Zadok t-the pwiest, and N-Nyathan t-the +pwophet, and B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, and t-the Chewethites, and t-the +Pewethites, and they have caused him to wide upon t-the king's muwe: +1-1:45 And Zadok t-the pwiest and N-Nyathan t-the pwophet have anyointed him +king in G-Gihon: and they awe come up fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence wejoicing, so that t-the +city wang again. This is t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise that ye have h-heawd. + +1:46 And awso S-Sowomon sitteth on t-the t-thwonye of t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +1:47 And moweovew t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants came to bwess ouw wowd king +D-David, s-saying, God make t-the nyame of S-Sowomon bettew than thy nyame, and +make his t-thwonye gweatew than thy thwonye. And t-the king b-bowed himsewf +upon t-the bed. + +1:48 And awso thus said t-the king, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, +which hath given onye to sit on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye this day, minye eyes even +seeing it. + +1:49 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the guests that wewe with Adonyijah wewe afwaid, and w-wose +up, and went {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his way. + +1:50 And Adonyijah feawed because of S-Sowomon, and a-awose, and went, and +caught h-howd on t-the howns of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +1:51 And it w-was towd S-Sowomon, s-saying, Behowd, Adonyijah feaweth king +S-Sowomon: fow, wo, he hath caught h-howd on t-the howns of t-the awtaw, +s-saying, Wet king S-Sowomon sweaw u-unto m-me today that he wiww nyot (✧∀✧)/ s-sway his +sewvant with t-the swowd. + +1:52 And S-Sowomon said, If he wiww s-shew himsewf a wowthy ^.^ m-man, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww nyot an haiw of him faww to t-the eawth: but if w-wickednyess shaww be +f-found in him, he shaww die. + +1:53 S-So king S-Sowomon sent, and they b-bwought him down fwom t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. +And he came and b-bowed himsewf to king S-Sowomon: and S-Sowomon said u-unto +him, Go to thinye house. + +2:1 Nyow t-the days of David dwew nyigh that he shouwd die; and he c-chawged +S-Sowomon his son, s-saying, 2:2 I go t-the w-way of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: be t-thou +stwong thewefowe, and s-shew t-thysewf a man; 2-2:3 And keep t-the chawge of +t-the WOWD thy G-God, to wawk in his ways, to keep his s-statutes, and his +commandments, and his judgments, and his testimonyies, as it is wwitten +in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, that t-thou mayest p-pwospew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou doest, +and whithewsoevew t-thou t-tuwnyest thysewf: 2:4 That t-the WOWD may continyue +his wowd which he spake c-concewnying me, s-saying, If thy chiwdwen o(>ω<)o t-take +heed to theiw way, to wawk befowe m-me in twuth with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt and +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-souw, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot faiw thee (✧ω✧) (-(said h-he) a man on t-the +t-thwonye of Iswaew. + +2-2:5 Moweovew t-thou k-knyowest awso what Joab t-the son of Zewuiah did to me, +and what he did to t-the two captains of t-the hosts of I-Iswaew, u-unto ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew +t-the son of N-Nyew, and u-unto Amasa t-the son of J-Jethew, whom he s-swew, and +shed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of waw in p-peace, and put t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of waw upon his +g-giwdwe that w-was about his w-woins, and in his shoes that wewe on his +feet. + +2:6 Do thewefowe a-accowding to thy wisdom, and wet nyot his hoaw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head go +down to t-the gwave in p-peace. + +2-2:7 But s-shew k-kindnyess u-unto t-the sons of Bawziwwai t-the Giweadite, and +wet t-them be of those that e-eat a-at thy tabwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so they came to m-me +when I fwed because of Absawom thy bwothew. + +2:8 And, b-behowd, t-thou hast with thee S-Shimei t-the son of Gewa, a +Benjamite of Bahuwim, which cuwsed m-me with a gwievous (O_O;) c-cuwse in t-the day +when I went to Mahanyaim: but he came down to meet m-me a-at Jowdan, and I +swawe to him by t-the WOWD, s-saying, I wiww nyot put thee to death with +t-the swowd. + +2-2:9 Nyow thewefowe h-howd him nyot g-guiwtwess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt a wise ^.^ m-man, and +k-knyowest what t-thou o-oughtest to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto h-him; but his hoaw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head bwing +t-thou down to t-the gwave with bwood. + +2:10 S-So David swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied in t-the city of +David. + +2-2:11 And t-the days that David weignyed o-ovew Iswaew wewe f-fowty yeaws: +seven yeaws weignyed he in Hebwon, and thiwty and thwee yeaws weignyed +he in Jewusawem. + +2:12 T-Then sat S-Sowomon upon t-the t-thwonye of David his f-fathew; and his +kingdom w-was estabwished gweatwy. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And Adonyijah t-the son of H-Haggith came to Bathsheba t-the mothew of +Sowomon. And she said, Comest t-thou p-peaceabwy? And he said, Peaceabwy. + +2:14 He said moweovew, I have somewhat to say u-unto thee. And she said, +Say o-on. + +2:15 And he said, T-Thou k-knyowest that t-the kingdom w-was minye, and that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Iswaew s-set theiw faces on me, that I shouwd weign: h-howbeit t-the kingdom +is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed a-about, and is become o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ∀ ` *) *blushes* b-bwothew's: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was his fwom t-the +WOWD. + +2:16 And nyow I ask onye petition of thee, deny m-me n-nyot. And she said +u-unto him, Say o-on. + +2:17 And he said, Speak, I p-pway thee, u-unto S-Sowomon t-the king, (fow he +wiww nyot say thee nyay,) that he g-give m-me Abishag t-the S-Shunyammite to +wife. + +2:18 And Bathsheba said, Weww; I wiww speak (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee u-unto t-the king. + +2:19 Bathsheba thewefowe went u-unto king S-Sowomon, to speak u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Adonyijah. And t-the king w-wose up to meet hew, and b-bowed himsewf u-unto +hew, and sat down on his t-thwonye, and caused a seat to be s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +king's mothew; and she sat on his wight ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 T-Then she said, I d-desiwe onye smaww petition of thee; I p-pway thee, +say m-me nyot nyay. And t-the king said u-unto hew, Ask o-on, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +wiww nyot say thee nyay. + +2:21 And she said, Wet Abishag t-the S-Shunyammite be given to Adonyijah thy +b-bwothew to wife. + +2:22 And king S-Sowomon answewed and said u-unto his mothew, And why d-dost +t-thou ask Abishag t-the S-Shunyammite (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Adonyijah? ask (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him t-the kingdom +awso; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is minye ewdew bwothew; even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Abiathaw t-the +pwiest, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joab t-the son of Zewuiah. + +2:23 T-Then king S-Sowomon swawe by t-the WOWD, s-saying, God (^-^*)/ d-do so to me, and +mowe awso, if Adonyijah have nyot spoken this wowd against his own wife. + +2:24 Nyow thewefowe, as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, which hath estabwished me, and +s-set m-me on t-the t-thwonye of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and who hath m-made m-me an +h-house, as he pwomised, Adonyijah shaww be put to death this d-day. + +2:25 And king S-Sowomon sent by t-the hand of B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada; +and he feww upon him that he died. + +2:26 And u-unto Abiathaw t-the pwiest said t-the king, Get thee to Anyathoth, +u-unto thinye own fiewds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt wowthy of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but I wiww nyot a-at +this time put thee to d-death, because t-thou bawest t-the awk of t-the WOWD +God befowe David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and because t-thou hast b-been affwicted in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww whewein o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was affwicted. + +(^ω~) 2-2:27 S-So S-Sowomon thwust out Abiathaw fwom being pwiest u-unto t-the WOWD; +that he m-might fuwfiw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, which he spake c-concewnying +t-the house of Ewi in Shiwoh. + +2:28 T-Then tidings came to Joab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joab h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aftew Adonyijah, +t-though he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot aftew Absawom. And Joab fwed u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe +of t-the WOWD, and caught h-howd on t-the howns of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +2:29 And it w-was towd king S-Sowomon that Joab w-was fwed u-unto t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD; and, b-behowd, he is by t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. T-Then S-Sowomon +sent B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, s-saying, Go, faww upon h-him. + +2:30 And B-Benyaiah came to t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD, and said u-unto +him, T-Thus saith t-the king, Come f-fowth. And he said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but I wiww die +hewe. And B-Benyaiah b-bwought t-the king wowd again, s-saying, T-Thus said ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, +and thus he answewed me. + +2:31 And t-the king said u-unto him, Do as he hath said, and faww upon +him, and buwy h-him; that t-thou mayest o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the innyocent bwood, +which Joab shed, fwom me, and fwom t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. + +2:32 And t-the WOWD shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon his own head, who feww +upon two men mowe wighteous and bettew than he, and swew t-them with t-the +swowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew David nyot knyowing t-theweof, to wit, ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of +N-Nyew, c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of I-Iswaew, and Amasa t-the son of J-Jethew, +c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of J-Judah. + +2:33 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww thewefowe (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and +upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: but upon D-David, and upon his seed, +and upon his h-house, and upon his t-thwonye, shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be peace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew +fwom t-the WOWD. + +2:34 S-So B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada went up, and feww upon him, and +swew him: and he w-was buwied in his own house in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +2:35 And t-the king put B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada in his woom o-ovew t-the +h-host: and Zadok t-the pwiest did t-the king put in t-the woom of Abiathaw. + +2:36 And t-the king sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Shimei, and said u-unto him, Buiwd +thee an house in J-Jewusawem, and dweww thewe, and go nyot fowth (o´∀`o) t-thence +any whithew. + +2:37 Fow it shaww be, that on t-the day t-thou goest (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and passest o-ovew +t-the b-bwook Kidwon, t-thou shawt knyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-cewtain that t-thou shawt suwewy +die: thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon thinye own head. + +2:38 And S-Shimei said u-unto t-the king, The saying is good: as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the +king hath said, so wiww thy sewvant do. And S-Shimei d-dwewt in Jewusawem +many days. + +2-2:39 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of thwee yeaws, that two of t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of S-Shimei wan away u-unto A-Achish son of Maachah king of Gath. +And they towd Shimei, s-saying, Behowd, thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants be in Gath. + +2:40 And S-Shimei a-awose, and saddwed his ass, and went to G-Gath to A-Achish +to seek his sewvants: and S-Shimei went, and b-bwought his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants fwom +Gath. + +2-2:41 And it w-was towd S-Sowomon that S-Shimei h-had gonye fwom Jewusawem to +Gath, and w-was come again. + +2:42 And t-the king sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Shimei, and said u-unto him, Did I +nyot make thee to sweaw by t-the WOWD, and pwotested u-unto thee, s-saying, +K-Knyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a cewtain, on t-the day t-thou goest (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and wawkest a-abwoad any +whithew, that t-thou shawt suwewy die? and t-thou s-saidst u-unto me, The wowd +that I have heawd is good. + +2:43 Why t-then hast t-thou nyot kept t-the o-oath of t-the WOWD, and t-the +commandment that I have c-chawged thee with? 2:44 The king said +moweovew to Shimei, T-Thou k-knyowest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wickednyess which thinye heawt +is pwivy t-to, that t-thou didst to David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: thewefowe t-the WOWD +shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thy w-wickednyess upon thinye own h-head; 2:45 And king S-Sowomon +shaww be bwessed, and t-the t-thwonye of David shaww be estabwished befowe +t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +2-2:46 S-So t-the king commanded B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada; which went +(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and feww upon him, that he died. And t-the kingdom w-was estabwished +in t-the hand of Sowomon. + +3-3:1 And S-Sowomon m-made affinyity with Phawaoh king of Egypt, and took +Phawaoh's d-daughtew, and b-bwought hew into t-the city of D-David, untiw he +h-had m-made an end of buiwding his own h-house, and t-the house of t-the WOWD, +and t-the waww of Jewusawem (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +3:2 Onwy t-the peopwe sacwificed in high pwaces, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo +house b-buiwt u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, untiw those days. + +3-3:3 And S-Sowomon woved t-the WOWD, wawking in t-the s-statutes of David his +fathew: onwy he sacwificed and buwnt i-incense in high pwaces. + +3:4 And t-the king went to G-Gibeon to sacwifice thewe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that w-was t-the +gweat high p-pwace: a t-thousand buwnt offewings did S-Sowomon offew upon +that (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +3:5 In G-Gibeon t-the WOWD appeawed to S-Sowomon in a dweam by nyight: and +God said, Ask what I shaww g-give thee. + +3-3:6 And S-Sowomon said, T-Thou hast shewed u-unto thy sewvant David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +o(>ω<)o f-fathew gweat m-mewcy, a-accowding as he wawked befowe thee in twuth, and +in wighteousnyess, and in upwightnyess of heawt with thee; and t-thou hast +kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him this gweat k-kindnyess, that t-thou hast given him a son to +sit on his t-thwonye, as it is this d-day. + +3:7 And n-nyow, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, t-thou hast m-made thy sewvant king instead of +David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: and I am but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwd: I knyow nyot how to go out +ow come in. + +3:8 And thy sewvant is in t-the m-midst of thy peopwe which t-thou hast +chosen, a gweat p-peopwe, that c-cannyot be nyumbewed (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-counted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +3-3:9 Give thewefowe thy sewvant an undewstanding heawt to j-judge thy +p-peopwe, that I may discewn b-between g-good and bad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who is abwe to +j-judge this thy so gweat a peopwe? 3:10 And t-the speech pweased t-the +WOWD, that S-Sowomon h-had asked this thing. + +3:11 And God said u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast asked this thing, and +hast nyot asked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thysewf wong wife; nyeithew hast asked w-wiches (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +xDD t-thysewf, (=`ω´=) n-nyow hast asked t-the wife of thinye enyemies; but hast asked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-thysewf undewstanding to discewn judgment; 3:12 Behowd, I have donye +a-accowding to thy wowds: wo, I have given thee a wise and an +undewstanding heawt; so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye w-wike thee befowe thee, +nyeithew aftew thee shaww any a-awise w-wike u-unto thee. + +3:13 And I have awso given thee that which t-thou hast nyot ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, both +wiches, and h-honyouw: so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be any among t-the kings +w-wike u-unto thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy days. + +3:14 And if t-thou wiwt wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, to keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +commandments, as thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew David did wawk, t-then I wiww w-wengthen thy +days. + +3:15 And S-Sowomon a-awoke; and, b-behowd, it w-was a dweam. And he came to +J-Jewusawem, and s-stood befowe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and +offewed up buwnt offewings, and offewed peace offewings, and m-made a +(♡°▽°♡) f-feast to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants. + +3:16 T-Then came (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe two (*°▽°*) w-women, that wewe hawwots, u-unto t-the king, and +s-stood befowe h-him. + +3:17 And t-the onye woman said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I and this woman dweww in onye +h-house; and I w-was dewivewed of a c-chiwd with hew in t-the house. + +3:18 And it came to pass t-the thiwd day aftew that I w-was dewivewed, +that this woman w-was dewivewed awso: and we wewe togethew; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo +stwangew with us in t-the h-house, s-save we two in t-the house. + +3:19 And this woman's c-chiwd died in t-the nyight; because she ovewwaid +it. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And she awose a-at midnyight, and took o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son fwom beside me, whiwe +thinye handmaid swept, and w-waid it in hew bosom, and w-waid hew dead +c-chiwd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bosom. + +3:21 And when I w-wose in t-the mownying to g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwd suck, b-behowd, it +w-was dead: but when I h-had considewed it in t-the m-mownying, b-behowd, it w-was +nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, which I did beaw. + +3-3:22 And t-the othew woman said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but t-the wiving is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and t-the +dead is thy (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And this said, Nyo; but t-the dead is thy son, and t-the +wiving is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. T-Thus they spake befowe t-the king. + +3:23 T-Then said t-the king, The onye saith, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son that w-wiveth, +and thy son is t-the dead: and t-the othew saith, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but thy son is t-the +dead, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son is t-the wiving. + +3:24 And t-the king said, Bwing m-me a swowd. And they b-bwought a s-swowd +befowe t-the king. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 And t-the king said, Divide t-the wiving c-chiwd in two, and g-give hawf +to t-the o-onye, and hawf to t-the o-othew. + +3:26 T-Then spake t-the woman whose t-the wiving c-chiwd w-was u-unto t-the king, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew b-bowews yeawnyed upon hew son, and she said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, g-give hew +t-the wiving chiwd, and in nyo wise (✧∀✧)/ s-sway it. But t-the othew said, Wet it +be nyeithew minye (=`ω´=) n-nyow thinye, but divide it. + +3-3:27 T-Then t-the king answewed and said, Give hew t-the wiving chiwd, and +in nyo wise (✧∀✧)/ s-sway i-it: she is t-the mothew t-theweof. + +3:28 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew heawd of t-the j-judgment which t-the king h-had judged; +and they feawed t-the king: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they saw that t-the wisdom of God w-was in +him, to (^-^*)/ d-do judgment. + +4:1 S-So king S-Sowomon w-was king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. + +4-4:2 And these wewe t-the pwinces which he had; A-Azawiah t-the son of Zadok +t-the pwiest, 4:3 E-Ewihoweph and Ahiah, t-the sons of (*・ω・)ﾉ *moans* S-Shisha, scwibes; +J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of Ahiwud, t-the wecowdew. + +4-4:4 And B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada w-was o-ovew t-the h-host: and Zadok and +Abiathaw wewe t-the pwiests: 4-4:5 And A-Azawiah t-the son of N-Nyathan w-was o-ovew +t-the officews: and Z-Zabud t-the son of N-Nyathan w-was pwincipaw officew, and +t-the king's fwiend: 4:6 And Ahishaw w-was o-ovew t-the househowd: and +Adonyiwam t-the son of Abda w-was o-ovew t-the twibute. + +4:7 And S-Sowomon h-had twewve officews o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, which pwovided +v-victuaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king and his househowd: each man his month in a yeaw +m-made pwovision. + +4-4:8 And these awe theiw nyames: The son of H-Huw, in mount Ephwaim: 4:9 +The son of (≧◡≦) *looks at you* D-Dekaw, in Makaz, and in Shaawbim, and Bethshemesh, and +Ewonbethhanyan: 4:10 The son of H-Hesed, in Awuboth; to him p-pewtainyed +S-Sochoh, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Hephew: 4:11 The son of Abinyadab, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of Dow; which h-had T-Taphath t-the daughtew of S-Sowomon to wife: +4:12 Baanya t-the son of Ahiwud; to him p-pewtainyed (つ✧ω✧)つ T-Taanyach and Megiddo, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Bethshean, which is by Zawtanyah benyeath Jezweew, fwom +Bethshean to Abewmehowah, even u-unto t-the pwace that is beyond Joknyeam: +4:13 The son of Gebew, in Wamothgiwead; to him p-pewtainyed t-the towns of +J-Jaiw t-the son of Manyasseh, which awe in Giwead; to him awso p-pewtainyed +t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of Awgob, which is in B-Bashan, (o_O)! t-thweescowe gweat c-cities with +wawws and bwasen baws: 4:14 Ahinyadab t-the son of Iddo h-had Mahanyaim: +4:15 Ahimaaz w-was in Nyaphtawi; he awso took B-Basmath t-the daughtew of +S-Sowomon to wife: 4:16 B-Baanyah t-the son of H-Hushai w-was in Ashew and in +Awoth: 4:17 J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of Pawuah, in Issachaw: 4-4:18 S-Shimei +t-the son of Ewah, in Benjamin: 4:19 G-Gebew t-the son of Uwi w-was in t-the +c-countwy of Giwead, in t-the c-countwy of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, and +of Og king of Bashan; and he w-was t-the onwy officew which w-was in t-the +wand. + +4:20 Judah and Iswaew wewe many, as t-the sand which is by t-the sea in +muwtitude, e-eating and dwinking, and making mewwy. + +4:21 And S-Sowomon weignyed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms fwom t-the wivew u-unto t-the +wand of t-the Phiwistinyes, and u-unto t-the bowdew of Egypt: they b-bwought +pwesents, and sewved S-Sowomon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife. + +4:22 And S-Sowomon's pwovision (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye day w-was thiwty measuwes of finye +fwouw, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe measuwes of m-meaw, 4:23 Ten fat oxen, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +oxen out of t-the pastuwes, and an hundwed sheep, beside hawts, and +woebucks, and fawwowdeew, and fatted OwO f-foww. + +4:24 Fow he h-had dominyion o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion on this side t-the wivew, +fwom Tiphsah even to ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ A-Azzah, o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings on this side t-the wivew: +and he h-had peace on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-sides (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about h-him. + +4:25 And Judah and Iswaew d-dwewt safewy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man undew his vinye and +undew his fig twee, fwom Dan even to Beewsheba, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of +Sowomon. + +4:26 And S-Sowomon h-had f-fowty t-thousand stawws of howses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-chawiots, +and twewve t-thousand howsemen. + +4:27 And those officews pwovided victuaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow king S-Sowomon, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that came u-unto king S-Sowomon's tabwe, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his (o_O) m-month: they +w-wacked nyothing. + +4:28 ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ B-Bawwey awso and >_> s-stwaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the howses and dwomedawies b-bwought they +u-unto t-the pwace whewe t-the officews (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his +chawge. + +4:29 And God gave S-Sowomon wisdom and undewstanding exceeding ^w^ m-much, and +wawgenyess of heawt, even as t-the sand that is on t-the sea showe. + +4:30 And S-Sowomon's wisdom excewwed t-the wisdom of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of +t-the east countwy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wisdom of Egypt. + +4-4:31 Fow he w-was wisew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men; than E-Ethan t-the Ezwahite, and +Heman, and Chawcow, and Dawda, t-the sons of M-Mahow: and his f-fame w-was in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +4:32 And he spake thwee t-thousand pwovewbs: and his s-songs wewe a +t-thousand and five. + +4:33 And he spake of twees, fwom t-the cedaw twee that is in Webanyon +even u-unto t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) h-hyssop that s-spwingeth out of t-the w-waww: he spake awso of +beasts, and of foww, and of c-cweeping things, and of fishes. + +4:34 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe to h-heaw t-the wisdom of S-Sowomon, fwom +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kings of t-the eawth, which h-had heawd of his w-wisdom. + +5:1 And Hiwam king of T-Tywe sent his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto S-Sowomon; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had +heawd that they h-had anyointed him king in t-the woom of his fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Hiwam w-was e-evew a w-wovew of David. + +5-5:2 And S-Sowomon sent to Hiwam, s-saying, 5:3 T-Thou k-knyowest how that David +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew couwd nyot buiwd an house u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD his God +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waws which wewe about him on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, untiw t-the WOWD put +t-them undew t-the sowes of his feet. + +5:4 But nyow t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God hath given m-me w-west on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, so that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyeithew a-advewsawy (=`ω´=) n-nyow eviw occuwwent. + +5:5 And, b-behowd, I puwpose to buiwd an house u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, as t-the WOWD spake u-unto David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, s-saying, Thy son, whom +I wiww s-set upon thy t-thwonye in thy woom, he shaww buiwd an house u-unto +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. + +5:6 Nyow thewefowe command t-thou that they hew m-me cedaw twees out of +Webanyon; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww be with thy sewvants: and u-unto thee +wiww I g-give h-hiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou shawt +appoint: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot among us any that c-can +skiww to hew timbew w-wike u-unto t-the S-Sidonyians. + +5:7 And it came to pass, when Hiwam heawd t-the w-wowds of S-Sowomon, that +he w-wejoiced g-gweatwy, and said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD this day, which +hath given u-unto David a wise son o-ovew this gweat peopwe. + +5:8 And Hiwam sent to S-Sowomon, s-saying, I have considewed t-the things +which t-thou s-sentest to m-me fow: and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy d-desiwe c-concewnying +timbew of c-cedaw, and c-concewnying timbew of fiw. + +5:9 My (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww bwing t-them down fwom Webanyon u-unto t-the sea: and I +wiww convey t-them by sea in fwoats u-unto t-the pwace that t-thou shawt +appoint me, and wiww c-cause t-them to be dischawged thewe, and t-thou shawt +weceive (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-thou shawt accompwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my desiwe, in giving food (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my househowd. + +5:10 S-So Hiwam gave S-Sowomon cedaw twees and fiw twees a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his d-desiwe. + +5:11 And S-Sowomon gave Hiwam ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand measuwes of wheat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food +to his h-househowd, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty measuwes of puwe oiw: thus gave S-Sowomon +to Hiwam yeaw by y-yeaw. + +5:12 And t-the WOWD gave S-Sowomon wisdom, as he pwomised him: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was peace b-between Hiwam and S-Sowomon; and they two m-made a weague +togethew. + +5-5:13 And king S-Sowomon waised a wevy out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew; and t-the wevy +w-was thiwty t-thousand m-men. + +5:14 And he sent t-them to Webanyon, t-ten t-thousand a month by c-couwses: a +month they wewe in Webanyon, and two months a-at h-home: and Adonyiwam w-was +o-ovew t-the wevy. + +5:15 And S-Sowomon h-had (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten t-thousand that bawe b-buwdens, +and fouwscowe t-thousand hewews in t-the mountains; 5:16 Beside t-the chief +of S-Sowomon's officews which wewe o-ovew t-the wowk, thwee t-thousand and +thwee h-hundwed, which wuwed o-ovew t-the peopwe that wwought in t-the wowk. + +5:17 And t-the king commanded, and they b-bwought gweat stonyes, (o^ ^o) *looks away* c-costwy +stonyes, and hewed stonyes, to way t-the f-foundation of t-the house. + +5:18 And S-Sowomon's buiwdews and H-Hiwam's buiwdews did hew t-them, and t-the +stonyesquawews: so they pwepawed timbew and s-stonyes to buiwd t-the house. + +6-6:1 And it came to pass in t-the fouw hundwed and eightieth yeaw aftew +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe come out of t-the wand of Egypt, in t-the +fouwth yeaw of S-Sowomon's weign o-ovew I-Iswaew, in t-the month Z-Zif, which is +t-the second m-month, that he began to buiwd t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +6:2 And t-the house which king S-Sowomon b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, t-the wength +theweof w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, +and t-the height theweof thiwty cubits. + +6:3 And t-the p-powch befowe t-the tempwe of t-the h-house, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits w-was +t-the wength t-theweof, a-accowding to t-the bweadth of t-the h-house; and t-ten +cubits w-was t-the bweadth theweof befowe t-the house. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house he m-made windows of nyawwow wights. + +6:5 And against t-the waww of t-the house he b-buiwt c-chambews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, +against t-the wawws of t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, both of t-the tempwe and of +t-the owacwe: and he m-made c-chambews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: 6:6 The nyethewmost +c-chambew w-was five cubits bwoad, and t-the middwe w-was six cubits bwoad, +and t-the thiwd w-was seven cubits bwoad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow without in t-the waww of t-the +house he m-made nyawwowed wests (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, that t-the beams shouwd nyot be +(o-_-o) f-fastenyed in t-the wawws of t-the house. + +6:7 And t-the h-house, when it w-was in buiwding, w-was b-buiwt of stonye m-made +weady befowe it w-was b-bwought thithew: so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyeithew hammew +(=`ω´=) n-nyow a-axe (=`ω´=) n-nyow any (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *teleports behind you* t-toow of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon heawd in t-the h-house, whiwe it w-was in +buiwding. + +6:8 The doow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the middwe c-chambew w-was in t-the wight side of t-the +house: and they went up with winding s-staiws into t-the middwe chambew, +and out of t-the middwe into t-the thiwd. + +6:9 S-So he b-buiwt t-the h-house, and finyished it; and covewed t-the house with +beams and (☆▽☆) b-boawds of cedaw. + +6:10 And t-then he b-buiwt c-chambews against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-house, five cubits +high: and they wested on t-the house with timbew of cedaw. + +6:11 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to S-Sowomon, s-saying, 6:12 Concewnying +this house which t-thou awt in buiwding, if t-thou wiwt wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-statutes, and execute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments to +wawk in t-them; t-then wiww I pewfowm o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd with thee, which I spake +u-unto David thy fathew: 6:13 And I wiww dweww among t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, and wiww nyot fowsake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. + +6:14 S-So S-Sowomon b-buiwt t-the h-house, and finyished it. + +6:15 And he b-buiwt t-the wawws of t-the house within with (☆▽☆) b-boawds of c-cedaw, +both t-the fwoow of t-the h-house, and t-the wawws of t-the c-ceiwing: and he +covewed t-them on t-the inside with wood, and covewed t-the fwoow of t-the +house with (´ ω `♡) p-pwanks of fiw. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And he b-buiwt ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits on t-the s-sides of t-the h-house, both t-the +fwoow and t-the wawws with (☆▽☆) b-boawds of cedaw: he even b-buiwt t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it +within, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the owacwe, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the most h-howy pwace. + +6-6:17 And t-the h-house, that is, t-the tempwe befowe it, w-was f-fowty cubits +wong. + +6:18 And t-the cedaw of t-the house within w-was cawved with knyops and open +fwowews: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-was c-cedaw; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo stonye (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the owacwe he pwepawed in t-the house within, to s-set (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the +awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD. + +6:20 And t-the owacwe in t-the fowepawt w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits in w-wength, and +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits in b-bweadth, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits in t-the height theweof: and +he ovewwaid it with puwe gowd; and so covewed t-the awtaw which w-was of +cedaw. + +6:21 S-So S-Sowomon ovewwaid t-the house within with puwe gowd: and he m-made +a pawtition by t-the c-chains of gowd befowe t-the o-owacwe; and he ovewwaid +it with gowd. + +6:22 And t-the w-whowe house he ovewwaid with gowd, untiw he h-had finyished +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house: awso t-the w-whowe awtaw that w-was by t-the owacwe he ovewwaid +with gowd. + +6:23 And within t-the owacwe he m-made two (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of owive twee, each +t-ten cubits high. + +6:24 And five cubits w-was t-the onye wing of t-the chewub, and five cubits +t-the othew wing of t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewub: fwom t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the onye wing +u-unto t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the othew wewe t-ten cubits. + +6:25 And t-the othew chewub w-was t-ten (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: both t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims wewe of +onye measuwe and onye size. + +6:26 The height of t-the onye chewub w-was t-ten c-cubits, and so w-was it of t-the +othew chewub. + +6:27 And he s-set t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims within t-the innyew house: and they +stwetched fowth t-the w-wings of t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, so that t-the wing of t-the +onye touched t-the onye waww, and t-the wing of t-the othew chewub touched t-the +othew waww; and theiw w-wings touched onye anyothew in t-the m-midst of t-the +house. + +6:28 And he ovewwaid t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims with gowd. + +6:29 And he cawved (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wawws of t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about with cawved +figuwes of (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees and open fwowews, within and +without. + +6:30 And t-the fwoows of t-the house he ovewwaid with gowd, within and +without. + +6:31 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the entewing of t-the owacwe he m-made doows of owive twee: +t-the w-wintew and side posts wewe a fifth pawt of t-the waww. + +6:32 The two doows awso wewe of owive twee; and he cawved upon t-them +cawvings of (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees and open fwowews, and ovewwaid +t-them with gowd, and spwead gowd upon t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, and upon t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm +twees. + +6:33 S-So awso m-made he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the tempwe posts of owive twee, a +fouwth pawt of t-the waww. + +6-6:34 And t-the two doows wewe of fiw twee: t-the two weaves of t-the onye +doow wewe fowding, and t-the two weaves of t-the othew doow wewe fowding. + +6-6:35 And he cawved theweon (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees and open fwowews: +and covewed t-them with gowd fitted upon t-the cawved wowk. + +6:36 And he b-buiwt t-the innyew couwt with thwee wows of hewed stonye, and +a wow of cedaw beams. + +6:37 In t-the fouwth yeaw w-was t-the f-foundation of t-the house of t-the WOWD +waid, in t-the month Zif: 6-6:38 And in t-the e-eweventh y-yeaw, in t-the month +Buw, which is t-the eighth m-month, w-was t-the house finyished (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the pawts t-theweof, and a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fashion of it. S-So w-was he +seven yeaws in buiwding it. + +7:1 But S-Sowomon w-was buiwding his own house thiwteen yeaws, and he +finyished (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house. + +7:2 He b-buiwt awso t-the house of t-the fowest of Webanyon; t-the wength +theweof w-was an hundwed c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof fifty c-cubits, +and t-the height theweof thiwty c-cubits, upon fouw wows of cedaw piwwaws, +with cedaw beams upon t-the piwwaws. + +7-7:3 And it w-was covewed with cedaw a-above upon t-the beams, that way on +f-fowty five piwwaws, f-fifteen in a wow. + +7:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe windows in thwee wows, and wight w-was against wight +in thwee wanks. + +7:5 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the doows and posts wewe squawe, with t-the windows: and +wight w-was against wight in thwee wanks. + +7:6 And he m-made a p-powch of piwwaws; t-the wength theweof w-was fifty +c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof thiwty (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and t-the p-powch w-was +befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the othew piwwaws and t-the thick b-beam wewe befowe +them. + +7-7:7 T-Then he m-made a p-powch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the t-thwonye whewe he m-might judge, even t-the +p-powch of judgment: and it w-was covewed with cedaw fwom onye side of t-the +fwoow to t-the o-othew. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And his house whewe he d-dwewt h-had anyothew couwt within t-the powch, +which w-was of t-the w-wike wowk. S-Sowomon m-made awso an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh's +d-daughtew, whom he h-had taken to wife, w-wike u-unto this powch. + +7:9 Aww these wewe of (o^ ^o) *looks away* c-costwy stonyes, a-accowding to t-the measuwes of +hewed stonyes, s-sawed with s-saws, within and without, even fwom t-the +f-foundation u-unto t-the coping, and so on t-the outside towawd t-the gweat +couwt. + +7:10 And t-the f-foundation w-was of (o^ ^o) *looks away* c-costwy stonyes, even gweat stonyes, +s-stonyes of t-ten c-cubits, and s-stonyes of eight cubits. + +7:11 And a-above wewe (o^ ^o) *looks away* c-costwy stonyes, aftew t-the measuwes of hewed stonyes, +and cedaws. + +7:12 And t-the gweat couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about w-was with thwee wows of hewed +stonyes, and a wow of cedaw beams, both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the innyew couwt of t-the +house of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-powch of t-the house. + +7:13 And king S-Sowomon sent and fetched Hiwam out of T-Tywe. + +7:14 He w-was a w-widow's son of t-the twibe of Nyaphtawi, and his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was +a man of T-Tywe, a w-wowkew in bwass: and he w-was fiwwed with wisdom, and +u-undewstanding, and cunnying to wowk (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wowks in b-bwass. And he came to +king S-Sowomon, and wwought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowk. + +7:15 Fow he cast two piwwaws of b-bwass, of eighteen cubits high apiece: +and a winye of twewve cubits did compass eithew of t-them about. + +7:16 And he m-made two chapitews of mowten b-bwass, to s-set upon t-the tops +of t-the piwwaws: t-the height of t-the onye chapitew w-was five c-cubits, and +t-the height of t-the othew chapitew w-was five (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: 7:17 And nyets of +checkew wowk, and wweaths of chain wowk, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chapitews which wewe +upon t-the top of t-the piwwaws; seven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the onye chapitew, and seven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the othew chapitew. + +7:18 And he m-made t-the piwwaws, and two wows (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the onye +n-nyetwowk, to covew t-the chapitews that wewe upon t-the top, with +(´-ω-`) *cries* p-pomegwanyates: and so did he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the othew chapitew. + +xDD 7-7:19 And t-the chapitews that wewe upon t-the top of t-the piwwaws wewe of +wiwy wowk in t-the powch, fouw cubits. + +7:20 And t-the chapitews upon t-the two piwwaws h-had p-pomegwanyates awso +above, o-ovew against t-the bewwy which w-was by t-the n-nyetwowk: and t-the +p-pomegwanyates wewe two hundwed in wows (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the othew +chapitew. + +7:21 And he s-set up t-the piwwaws in t-the p-powch of t-the tempwe: and he s-set +up t-the wight piwwaw, and cawwed t-the nyame theweof Jachin: and he s-set up +t-the weft piwwaw, and cawwed t-the nyame theweof Boaz. + +7:22 And upon t-the top of t-the piwwaws w-was wiwy wowk: so w-was t-the wowk of +t-the piwwaws finyished. + +7:23 And he m-made a mowten sea, t-ten cubits fwom t-the onye bwim to t-the +othew: it w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-about, and his height w-was five (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and a +winye of thiwty cubits did compass it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +7:24 And undew t-the bwim of it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe knyops compassing +it, t-ten in a cubit, compassing t-the sea (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: t-the knyops wewe +cast in two wows, when it w-was cast. + +7:25 I-It s-stood upon twewve oxen, thwee wooking towawd t-the nyowth, and +thwee wooking towawd t-the west, and thwee wooking towawd t-the south, and +thwee wooking towawd t-the east: and t-the sea w-was s-set a-above upon t-them, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw hindew pawts wewe inwawd. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And it w-was an hand bweadth thick, and t-the bwim theweof w-was +wwought w-wike t-the bwim of a cup, with fwowews of wiwies: it c-containyed +two t-thousand b-baths. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 And he m-made t-ten bases of bwass; fouw cubits w-was t-the wength of onye +b-base, and fouw cubits t-the bweadth t-theweof, and thwee cubits t-the height +of it. + +7:28 And t-the wowk of t-the bases w-was on this mannyew: they h-had bowdews, +and t-the b-bowdews wewe b-between t-the wedges: 7:29 And on t-the b-bowdews that +wewe b-between t-the wedges wewe wions, oxen, and chewubims: and upon t-the +wedges (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a base above: and benyeath t-the w-wions and oxen wewe +c-cewtain additions m-made of thin wowk. + +7:30 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy base h-had fouw bwasen wheews, and pwates of bwass: and +t-the fouw c-cownyews theweof h-had undewsettews: undew t-the wavew wewe +(=^･ω･^=) u-undewsettews mowten, a-at t-the side of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy OwO *moans* a-addition. + +7:31 And t-the mouth of it within t-the chapitew and a-above w-was a cubit: +but t-the mouth theweof w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound aftew t-the wowk of t-the b-base, a c-cubit +and an hawf: and awso upon t-the mouth of it wewe gwavings with theiw +bowdews, fouwsquawe, nyot wound. + +7-7:32 And undew t-the b-bowdews wewe fouw wheews; and t-the axwetwees of t-the +wheews wewe j-joinyed to t-the b-base: and t-the height of a wheew w-was a c-cubit +and hawf a cubit. + +7:33 And t-the wowk of t-the wheews w-was w-wike t-the wowk of a chawiot wheew: +theiw axwetwees, and theiw (O_O;) *sighs* n-nyaves, and theiw fewwoes, and theiw spokes, +wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mowten. + +7:34 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe fouw (=^･ω･^=) u-undewsettews to t-the fouw c-cownyews of onye b-base: +and t-the (=^･ω･^=) u-undewsettews wewe of t-the vewy base itsewf. + +7:35 And in t-the top of t-the base w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound compass of hawf a +c-cubit high: and on t-the top of t-the base t-the wedges theweof and t-the +b-bowdews theweof wewe of t-the same. + +7:36 Fow on t-the pwates of t-the wedges t-theweof, and on t-the b-bowdews +t-theweof, he g-gwaved ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, wions, and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, a-accowding to t-the +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *leans over* p-pwopowtion of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy o-onye, and additions (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +7:37 Aftew this m-mannyew he m-made t-the t-ten bases: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them h-had onye +casting, onye m-measuwe, and onye size. + +o(>< )o 7-7:38 T-Then m-made he t-ten wavews of bwass: onye wavew c-containyed f-fowty +baths: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wavew w-was fouw (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-the t-ten +bases onye wavew. + +7:39 And he put five bases on t-the wight side of t-the h-house, and five on +t-the weft side of t-the house: and he s-set t-the sea on t-the wight side of +t-the house eastwawd o-ovew against t-the south. + +7-7:40 And Hiwam m-made t-the wavews, and t-the shovews, and t-the basons. S-So +Hiwam m-made an end of doing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk that he m-made king S-Sowomon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the house of t-the WOWD: 7:41 The two piwwaws, and t-the two bowws of t-the +chapitews that wewe on t-the top of t-the two piwwaws; and t-the two +nyetwowks, to covew t-the two bowws of t-the chapitews which wewe upon t-the +top of t-the piwwaws; 7:42 And fouw hundwed p-pomegwanyates (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the two +nyetwowks, even two wows of p-pomegwanyates (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye n-nyetwowk, to covew t-the +two bowws of t-the chapitews that wewe upon t-the piwwaws; 7:43 And t-the +t-ten bases, and t-ten wavews on t-the bases; 7-7:44 And onye sea, and twewve +oxen undew t-the sea; 7:45 And t-the pots, and t-the shovews, and t-the +b-basons: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these vessews, which Hiwam m-made to king S-Sowomon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the house of t-the WOWD, wewe of bwight b-bwass. + +7-7:46 In t-the pwain of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan did t-the king cast t-them, in t-the cway (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound +b-between Succoth and Zawthan. + +7:47 And S-Sowomon weft (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews (つ✧ω✧)つ u-unweighed, because they wewe +exceeding many: nyeithew w-was t-the w-weight of t-the bwass f-found ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +7:48 And S-Sowomon m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews that p-pewtainyed u-unto t-the house of +t-the WOWD: t-the awtaw of gowd, and t-the tabwe of gowd, wheweupon t-the +shewbwead was, 7:49 And t-the c-candwesticks of puwe gowd, five on t-the +wight side, and five on t-the weft, befowe t-the owacwe, with t-the fwowews, +and t-the wamps, and t-the tongs of gowd, 7:50 And t-the bowws, and t-the +snyuffews, and t-the basons, and t-the spoons, and t-the c-censews of puwe +gowd; and t-the hinges of gowd, both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doows of t-the innyew h-house, +t-the most h-howy pwace, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doows of t-the h-house, to wit, of t-the +tempwe. + +7:51 S-So w-was ended (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk that king S-Sowomon m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of +t-the WOWD. And S-Sowomon b-bwought in t-the things which David his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had +d-dedicated; even t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and t-the vessews, did he put +among t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 T-Then S-Sowomon assembwed t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heads of +t-the t-twibes, t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, u-unto +king S-Sowomon in J-Jewusawem, that they m-might bwing up t-the awk of t-the +c-covenyant of t-the WOWD out of t-the city of D-David, which is Z-Zion. + +8-8:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew assembwed themsewves u-unto king S-Sowomon +a-at t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast in t-the month Ethanyim, which is t-the seventh m-month. + +8:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew came, and t-the pwiests took up t-the +awk. + +8:4 And they b-bwought up t-the awk of t-the WOWD, and t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-howy vessews that wewe in t-the tabewnyacwe, +even those did t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites bwing (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +8-8:5 And king S-Sowomon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, that wewe +assembwed u-unto him, wewe with him befowe t-the awk, sacwificing sheep +and oxen, that couwd nyot be towd (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyumbewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +8:6 And t-the pwiests b-bwought in t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD +u-unto his pwace, into t-the owacwe of t-the h-house, to t-the most h-howy pwace, +even undew t-the w-wings of t-the chewubims. + +8:7 Fow t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims spwead fowth theiw two w-wings o-ovew t-the pwace of +t-the awk, and t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims covewed t-the awk and t-the staves theweof +above. + +8:8 And they dwew out t-the s-staves, that t-the ends of t-the staves wewe +s-seen out in t-the h-howy pwace befowe t-the owacwe, and they wewe nyot s-seen +without: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they awe u-unto this d-day. + +8:9 Thewe w-was nyothing in t-the awk s-save t-the two tabwes of stonye, which +Moses put (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-at Howeb, when t-the WOWD m-made a c-covenyant with t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, when they came out of t-the wand of Egypt. + +8-8:10 And it came to pass, when t-the pwiests wewe come out of t-the h-howy +pwace, that t-the cwoud fiwwed t-the house of t-the WOWD, 8-8:11 S-So that t-the +pwiests couwd nyot stand to m-minyistew because of t-the cwoud: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +gwowy of t-the WOWD h-had fiwwed t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +8:12 T-Then spake S-Sowomon, The WOWD said that he w-wouwd dweww in t-the +thick dawknyess. + +8-8:13 I have suwewy b-buiwt thee an house to dweww in, a settwed pwace +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to abide in (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +8:14 And t-the king (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his f-face a-about, and bwessed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-congwegation of Iswaew: (and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew stood;) +8:15 And he said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, which spake with +his mouth u-unto David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and hath with his hand fuwfiwwed it, +s-saying, (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Since t-the day that I b-bwought fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew out +of Egypt, I chose nyo city out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to buiwd an +h-house, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame m-might be thewein; but I chose David to be o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe Iswaew. + +8:17 And it w-was in t-the heawt of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew to buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the nyame of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +8-8:18 And t-the WOWD said u-unto David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, Wheweas it w-was in thinye +heawt to buiwd an house u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, t-thou didst w-weww that it w-was in +thinye heawt. + +8-8:19 Nyevewthewess t-thou shawt nyot buiwd t-the h-house; but thy son that +shaww come fowth out of thy w-woins, he shaww buiwd t-the house u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame. + +8:20 And t-the WOWD hath ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed his wowd that he spake, and I am +wisen up in t-the woom of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and sit on t-the t-thwonye of +I-Iswaew, as t-the WOWD pwomised, and have b-buiwt an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyame of +t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +8-8:21 And I have s-set (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk, whewein is t-the c-covenyant +of t-the WOWD, which he m-made with ouw fathews, when he b-bwought t-them out +of t-the wand of Egypt. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And S-Sowomon s-stood befowe t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD in t-the pwesence of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, and spwead fowth his h-hands towawd +heaven: 8:23 And he said, WOWD God of I-Iswaew, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God w-wike +thee, in heaven above, ow on eawth benyeath, who k-keepest c-covenyant and +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy with thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that wawk befowe thee with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (*°▽°*) h-heawt: +8:24 Who hast kept with thy sewvant David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew that t-thou +pwomisedst him: t-thou s-spakest awso with thy mouth, and hast fuwfiwwed +it with thinye hand, as it is this d-day. + +8:25 Thewefowe n-nyow, WOWD God of I-Iswaew, keep with thy sewvant David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +o(>ω<)o f-fathew that t-thou pwomisedst him, s-saying, Thewe shaww nyot faiw thee a +man in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight to sit on t-the t-thwonye of I-Iswaew; so that thy chiwdwen +o(>ω<)o t-take heed to theiw way, that they wawk befowe m-me as t-thou hast wawked +befowe me. + +8:26 And n-nyow, O-O God of I-Iswaew, wet thy wowd, I p-pway thee, be vewified, +which t-thou s-spakest u-unto thy sewvant David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. + +8:27 But wiww God indeed dweww on t-the eawth? b-behowd, t-the heaven and +heaven of h-heavens c-cannyot uWu *moans* c-contain thee; how m-much w-wess this house that I +have buiwded? 8:28 Y-Yet have t-thou wespect u-unto t-the pwayew of thy +s-sewvant, and to his suppwication, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, to heawken u-unto t-the +(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy and to t-the pwayew, which thy sewvant p-pwayeth befowe thee to day: +8:29 That thinye eyes may be open towawd this house nyight and day, even +towawd t-the pwace of which t-thou hast said, My nyame shaww be thewe: that +t-thou mayest heawken u-unto t-the pwayew which thy sewvant shaww make +towawd this pwace. + +8:30 And heawken t-thou to t-the suppwication of thy s-sewvant, and of thy +peopwe I-Iswaew, when they shaww p-pway towawd this p-pwace: and h-heaw t-thou +in heaven thy dwewwing p-pwace: and when t-thou heawest, f-fowgive. + +8:31 If any man twespass against his nyeighbouw, and an o-oath be w-waid +upon him to c-cause him to sweaw, and t-the o-oath come befowe thinye awtaw +in this house: 8:32 T-Then h-heaw t-thou in heaven, and do, and j-judge thy +sewvants, condemnying t-the w-wicked, to bwing his w-way upon his h-head; and +justifying t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, to g-give him a-accowding to his ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 When thy peopwe Iswaew be smitten down befowe t-the enyemy, because +they have sinnyed against thee, and shaww tuwn again to thee, and +confess thy nyame, and (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, and make suppwication u-unto thee in this +house: 8:34 T-Then h-heaw t-thou in heaven, and fowgive t-the sin of thy +peopwe I-Iswaew, and bwing t-them again u-unto t-the wand which t-thou gavest +u-unto theiw fathews. + +8-8:35 When heaven is s-shut up, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wain, because they have +sinnyed against thee; if they p-pway towawd this pwace, and confess thy +nyame, and tuwn fwom theiw sin, when t-thou affwictest (=`ω´=) t-them: 8:36 T-Then +h-heaw t-thou in heaven, and fowgive t-the sin of thy sewvants, and of thy +peopwe I-Iswaew, that t-thou t-teach t-them t-the g-good w-way whewein they shouwd +wawk, and g-give wain upon thy wand, which t-thou hast given to thy peopwe +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance. + +8-8:37 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in t-the wand (≧◡≦) f-faminye, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be pestiwence, bwasting, +＼(≧▽≦)／ m-miwdew, wocust, ow if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be catewpiwwew; if theiw enyemy (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege +t-them in t-the wand of theiw cities; whatsoevew pwague, whatsoevew +sicknyess (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe b-be; 8:38 What pwayew and suppwication soevew be m-made by +any ^.^ m-man, ow by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy peopwe I-Iswaew, which shaww knyow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the +pwague of his own heawt, and spwead fowth his h-hands towawd this house: +8:39 T-Then h-heaw t-thou in heaven thy dwewwing pwace, and fowgive, and do, +and g-give to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his ways, whose heawt t-thou k-knyowest; +(fow thou, even t-thou onwy, k-knyowest t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of +m-men;) 8-8:40 That they may f-feaw thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days that they wive in t-the +wand which t-thou gavest u-unto ouw fathews. + +8:41 Moweovew c-concewnying a s-stwangew, that is nyot of thy peopwe I-Iswaew, +but cometh out of a faw c-countwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's sake; 8-8:42 (Fow they +shaww h-heaw of thy gweat nyame, and of thy stwong hand, and of thy +stwetched out awm;) when he shaww come and p-pway towawd this h-house; +8-8:43 Heaw t-thou in heaven thy dwewwing pwace, and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that t-the stwangew cawweth to thee fow: that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe of t-the eawth +may knyow thy nyame, to f-feaw thee, as (^-^*)/ d-do thy peopwe I-Iswaew; and that +they may knyow that this h-house, which I have buiwded, is cawwed by thy +nyame. + +8:44 If thy peopwe go out to battwe against theiw enyemy, whithewsoevew +t-thou shawt send t-them, and shaww p-pway u-unto t-the WOWD towawd t-the city +which t-thou hast chosen, and towawd t-the house that I have b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy +nyame: 8:45 T-Then h-heaw t-thou in heaven theiw pwayew and theiw +suppwication, and maintain theiw cause. + +8:46 If they sin against thee, (fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man that ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth nyot,) +and t-thou be angwy with t-them, and d-dewivew t-them to t-the enyemy, so that +they cawwy t-them away captives u-unto t-the wand of t-the enyemy, faw ow n-nyeaw; +8:47 Y-Yet if they shaww bethink themsewves in t-the wand whithew they +wewe cawwied captives, and wepent, and make suppwication u-unto thee in +t-the wand of t-them that cawwied t-them captives, s-saying, We have sinnyed, +and have donye pewvewsewy, we have committed wickednyess; 8:48 And so +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto thee with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-souw, in t-the +wand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, which w-wed t-them away captive, and p-pway u-unto thee +towawd theiw wand, which t-thou gavest u-unto theiw fathews, t-the city +which t-thou hast chosen, and t-the house which I have b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame: +8:49 T-Then h-heaw t-thou theiw pwayew and theiw suppwication in heaven thy +dwewwing pwace, and maintain theiw cause, 8-8:50 And fowgive thy peopwe +that have sinnyed against thee, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw twansgwessions whewein +they have twansgwessed against thee, and g-give t-them compassion befowe +t-them who cawwied t-them captive, that they may have compassion on (=`ω´=) t-them: +8-8:51 Fow they be thy p-peopwe, and thinye inhewitance, which t-thou +b-bwoughtest fowth out of Egypt, fwom t-the m-midst of t-the fuwnyace of iwon: +8:52 That thinye eyes may be open u-unto t-the suppwication of thy s-sewvant, +and u-unto t-the suppwication of thy peopwe I-Iswaew, to heawken u-unto t-them +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee. + +8-8:53 Fow t-thou didst sepawate t-them fwom among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the +eawth, to be thinye inhewitance, as t-thou s-spakest by t-the hand of Moses +thy s-sewvant, when t-thou b-bwoughtest ouw f-fathews out of Egypt, O-O WOWD +God. + +8:54 And it w-was so, that when S-Sowomon h-had m-made an end of pwaying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +this pwayew and suppwication u-unto t-the WOWD, he awose fwom befowe t-the +awtaw of t-the WOWD, fwom knyeewing on his k-knyees with his h-hands spwead up +to heaven. + +8:55 And he stood, and bwessed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew with a +w-woud voice, s-saying, 8:56 Bwessed be t-the WOWD, that hath given w-west +u-unto his peopwe I-Iswaew, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he p-pwomised: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath +nyot faiwed onye wowd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his g-good pwomise, which he pwomised by t-the +hand of Moses his sewvant. + +8:57 The WOWD ouw God be with u-us, as he w-was with ouw fathews: wet him +nyot weave u-us, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake us: 8:58 That he may i-incwinye ouw (x_x)V h-heawts u-unto +him, to wawk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, and to keep his commandments, and his +s-statutes, and his judgments, which he commanded ouw fathews. + +8-8:59 And wet these o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, whewewith I have m-made suppwication befowe +t-the WOWD, be nyigh u-unto t-the WOWD ouw God day and nyight, that he +maintain t-the c-cause of his s-sewvant, and t-the c-cause of his peopwe Iswaew +a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times, as t-the mattew shaww wequiwe: 8:60 That (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of +t-the eawth may knyow that t-the WOWD is G-God, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye ewse. + +(´-ω-`) *sighs* 8-8:61 Wet youw heawt thewefowe be pewfect with t-the WOWD ouw G-God, to +wawk in his s-statutes, and to keep his commandments, as a-at this d-day. + +8:62 And t-the king, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, offewed sacwifice befowe +t-the WOWD. + +8:63 And S-Sowomon offewed a sacwifice of peace offewings, which he +offewed u-unto t-the WOWD, two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand oxen, and an hundwed +and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand sheep. S-So t-the king and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +dedicated t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +8-8:64 The same day did t-the king hawwow t-the middwe of t-the couwt that w-was +befowe t-the house of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he offewed buwnt offewings, +and meat offewings, and t-the fat of t-the peace ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: because t-the +bwasen awtaw that w-was befowe t-the WOWD w-was too ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe to weceive t-the +buwnt offewings, and meat offewings, and t-the fat of t-the peace +offewings. + +8:65 And a-at that time S-Sowomon hewd a f-feast, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, a +gweat congwegation, fwom t-the entewing in of Hamath u-unto t-the wivew of +Egypt, befowe t-the WOWD ouw G-God, seven days and seven days, even +fouwteen days. + +8:66 On t-the eighth day he sent t-the peopwe (☆ω☆) a-away: and they bwessed t-the +king, and went u-unto theiw tents joyfuw and gwad of heawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +goodnyess that t-the WOWD h-had donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David his s-sewvant, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew +his peopwe. + +9:1 And it came to pass, when S-Sowomon h-had finyished t-the buiwding of t-the +house of t-the WOWD, and t-the king's h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww S-Sowomon's d-desiwe +which he w-was pweased to do, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 That t-the WOWD appeawed to S-Sowomon t-the +second time, as he h-had appeawed u-unto him a-at Gibeon. + +9:3 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, I have heawd thy pwayew and thy +suppwication, that t-thou hast m-made befowe me: I have hawwowed this +h-house, which t-thou hast buiwt, to put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; and minye +eyes and minye heawt shaww be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe pewpetuawwy. + +9:4 And if t-thou wiwt wawk befowe me, as David thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew wawked, in +:33 i-integwity of heawt, and in u-upwightnyess, to (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I +have commanded thee, and wiwt keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgments: 9:5 +T-Then I wiww estabwish t-the t-thwonye of thy kingdom upon Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, +as I pwomised to David thy fathew, s-saying, Thewe shaww nyot faiw thee a +man upon t-the t-thwonye of Iswaew. + +9:6 But if ye shaww a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww tuwn fwom fowwowing me, ye ow youw +c-chiwdwen, and wiww nyot keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes which I +have s-set befowe y-you, but go and sewve othew gods, and w-wowship (=`ω´=) t-them: +9:7 T-Then wiww I cut off Iswaew out of t-the wand which I have given +t-them; and this h-house, which I have hawwowed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, wiww I cast +out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight; and Iswaew shaww be a pwovewb and a bywowd among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +peopwe: 9:8 And a-at this h-house, which is high, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that passeth +by it shaww be astonyished, and shaww h-hiss; and they shaww say, Why +hath t-the WOWD donye thus u-unto this wand, and to this house? 9:9 And +they shaww a-answew, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they fowsook t-the WOWD theiw G-God, who +b-bwought fowth theiw f-fathews out of t-the wand of Egypt, and have taken +h-howd upon othew gods, and have w-wowshipped t-them, and sewved (=`ω´=) t-them: +thewefowe hath t-the WOWD b-bwought upon t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws, when S-Sowomon h-had +b-buiwt t-the two houses, t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the king's h-house, +9-9:11 (Nyow Hiwam t-the king of T-Tywe h-had fuwnyished S-Sowomon with cedaw +twees and fiw twees, and with gowd, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his desiwe,) that +t-then king S-Sowomon gave Hiwam ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cities in t-the wand of Gawiwee. + +9:12 And Hiwam came out fwom T-Tywe to s-see t-the c-cities which S-Sowomon h-had +given h-him; and they pweased him n-nyot. + +9:13 And he said, What c-cities awe these which t-thou hast given me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bwothew? And he cawwed t-them t-the wand of Cabuw u-unto this d-day. + +9-9:14 And Hiwam sent to t-the king s-sixscowe tawents of gowd. + +9:15 And this is t-the w-weason of t-the wevy which king S-Sowomon waised; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +to buiwd t-the house of t-the WOWD, and his own h-house, and M-Miwwo, and t-the +waww of J-Jewusawem, and H-Hazow, and Megiddo, and G-Gezew. + +9:16 Fow Phawaoh king of Egypt h-had gonye up, and taken G-Gezew, and buwnt +it with f-fiwe, and s-swain t-the Canyaanyites that d-dwewt in t-the city, and +given it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwesent u-unto his d-daughtew, S-Sowomon's wife. + +9:17 And S-Sowomon b-buiwt G-Gezew, and Bethhowon t-the nyethew, 9:18 And +Baawath, and Tadmow in t-the wiwdewnyess, in t-the wand, 9:19 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-cities of stowe that S-Sowomon had, and c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-chawiots, and +c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his howsemen, and that which S-Sowomon desiwed to buiwd in +J-Jewusawem, and in Webanyon, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of his dominyion. + +9:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe weft of t-the A-Amowites, Hittites, +Pewizzites, Hivites, and J-Jebusites, which wewe nyot of t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, 9:21 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw chiwdwen that wewe weft aftew t-them in t-the wand, +whom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew awso wewe nyot abwe u-uttewwy to destwoy, +upon those did S-Sowomon wevy a (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute of bondsewvice u-unto this d-day. + +9:22 But of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did S-Sowomon make nyo bondmen: but +they wewe men of waw, and his sewvants, and his pwinces, and his +captains, and wuwews of his c-chawiots, and his howsemen. + +9:23 These wewe t-the chief of t-the officews that wewe o-ovew S-Sowomon's +wowk, five hundwed and fifty, which bawe w-wuwe o-ovew t-the peopwe that +wwought in t-the wowk. + +9:24 But Phawaoh's daughtew came up out of t-the city of David u-unto hew +house which S-Sowomon h-had b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew: t-then did he buiwd Miwwo. + +9:25 And thwee times in a yeaw did S-Sowomon offew buwnt offewings and +peace offewings upon t-the awtaw which he b-buiwt u-unto t-the WOWD, and he +buwnt i-incense upon t-the awtaw that w-was befowe t-the WOWD. S-So he finyished +t-the house. + +9:26 And king S-Sowomon m-made a n-nyavy of s-ships in Eziongebew, which is +beside Ewoth, on t-the showe of t-the Wed sea, in t-the wand of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +9:27 And Hiwam sent in t-the n-nyavy his sewvants, shipmen that h-had +k-knyowwedge of t-the sea, with t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Sowomon. + +9-9:28 And they came to Ophiw, and fetched fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence gowd, fouw +hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-tawents, and b-bwought it to king Sowomon. + +10:1 And when t-the queen of Sheba heawd of t-the f-fame of S-Sowomon +c-concewnying t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, she came to pwove him with hawd +questions. + +1-10:2 And she came to Jewusawem with a vewy gweat twain, with c-camews +that bawe spices, and vewy m-much gowd, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes: and when +she w-was come to S-Sowomon, she communyed with him of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in hew +heawt. + +10:3 And S-Sowomon towd hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew questions: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot any t-thing +hid fwom t-the king, which he towd hew n-nyot. + +10:4 And when t-the queen of Sheba h-had s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww S-Sowomon's wisdom, and +t-the house that he h-had buiwt, 1-10:5 And t-the meat of his tabwe, and t-the +sitting of his sewvants, and t-the attendance of his minyistews, and +theiw appawew, and his cupbeawews, and his (♡°▽°♡) a-ascent by which he went up +u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo mowe spiwit in hew. + +10:6 And she said to t-the king, I-It w-was a twue wepowt that I heawd in +minye own wand of thy acts and of thy w-wisdom. + +10:7 Howbeit I bewieved nyot t-the wowds, untiw I came, and minye eyes h-had +s-seen i-it: and, b-behowd, t-the hawf w-was nyot towd me: thy wisdom and +p-pwospewity e-exceedeth t-the f-fame which I h-heawd. + +10:8 Happy awe thy men, happy awe these thy sewvants, which stand +continyuawwy befowe thee, and that h-heaw thy w-wisdom. + +10:9 Bwessed be t-the WOWD thy G-God, which dewighted in thee, to s-set thee +on t-the t-thwonye of Iswaew: because t-the WOWD woved Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, +thewefowe m-made he thee king, to (^-^*)/ d-do j-judgment and justice. + +10:10 And she gave t-the king an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty tawents of gowd, and +of spices vewy gweat s-stowe, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came nyo mowe +such a-abundance of spices as these which t-the queen of Sheba gave to +king Sowomon. + +1-10:11 And t-the n-nyavy awso of Hiwam, that b-bwought gowd fwom Ophiw, +b-bwought in fwom Ophiw gweat pwenty of >w< a-awmug twees, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious +stonyes. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And t-the king m-made of t-the >w< a-awmug twees piwwaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of +t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's h-house, hawps awso and psawtewies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +singews: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came nyo such >w< a-awmug twees, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wewe s-seen u-unto this d-day. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And king S-Sowomon gave u-unto t-the queen of Sheba (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew desiwe, +whatsoevew she ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, beside that which S-Sowomon gave hew of his woyaw +bounty. + +S-So she (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went to hew own countwy, she and hew sewvants. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Nyow t-the w-weight of gowd that came to S-Sowomon in onye yeaw w-was six +hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and six tawents of gowd, 10:15 Beside that he h-had +of t-the mewchantmen, and of t-the twaffick of t-the spice mewchants, and of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Awabia, and of t-the govewnyows of t-the countwy. + +1-10:16 And king S-Sowomon m-made two hundwed t-tawgets of beaten gowd: six +hundwed shekews of gowd went to onye t-tawget. + +1-10:17 And he m-made thwee hundwed shiewds of beaten gowd; thwee pound of +gowd went to onye shiewd: and t-the king put t-them in t-the house of t-the +fowest of W-Webanyon. + +10:18 Moweovew t-the king m-made a gweat t-thwonye of (-_-) i-ivowy, and ovewwaid it +with t-the best gowd. + +10:19 The t-thwonye h-had six steps, and t-the top of t-the t-thwonye w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +behind: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe stays on eithew side on t-the pwace of t-the s-seat, +and two w-wions s-stood beside t-the stays. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And twewve w-wions s-stood (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe on t-the onye side and on t-the othew +upon t-the six steps: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot t-the w-wike m-made in any (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww king S-Sowomon's dwinking vessews wewe of gowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the vessews of t-the house of t-the fowest of Webanyon wewe of puwe gowd; +nyonye wewe of siwvew: it w-was nyothing a-accounted of in t-the days of +Sowomon. + +10:22 Fow t-the king h-had a-at sea a n-nyavy of Thawshish with t-the n-nyavy of +Hiwam: o-once in thwee yeaws came t-the n-nyavy of (O.O) T-Thawshish, bwinging gowd, +and s-siwvew, (-_-) i-ivowy, and a-apes, and peacocks. + +1-10:23 S-So king S-Sowomon e-exceeded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wiches +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wisdom. + +10:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth sought to S-Sowomon, to h-heaw his wisdom, which +God h-had put in his heawt. + +10:25 And they b-bwought {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his pwesent, vessews of s-siwvew, and +vessews of gowd, and gawments, and a-awmouw, and spices, howses, and +muwes, a wate yeaw by y-yeaw. + +10:26 And S-Sowomon gathewed togethew chawiots and howsemen: and he h-had +a t-thousand and fouw hundwed c-chawiots, and twewve t-thousand howsemen, +whom he b-bestowed in t-the c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-chawiots, and with t-the king a-at +Jewusawem. + +10:27 And t-the king m-made s-siwvew to be in Jewusawem as stonyes, and +cedaws m-made he to be as t-the sycomowe twees that awe in t-the ~(>_<~) *giggles shyly* v-vawe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +abundance. + +1-10:28 And S-Sowomon h-had howses b-bwought out of Egypt, and winyen yawn: t-the +king's mewchants weceived t-the winyen yawn a-at a p-pwice. + +10:29 And a chawiot came up and went out of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow six hundwed +shekews of s-siwvew, and an h-howse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed and fifty: and so (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the Hittites, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kings of Sywia, did they +bwing t-them out by theiw means. + +11:1 But king S-Sowomon woved many s-stwange (*°▽°*) w-women, togethew with t-the +daughtew of Phawaoh, w-women of t-the Moabites, Ammonyites, Edomites, +Zidonyians, and Hittites: 11:2 O-Of t-the nyations c-concewnying which t-the WOWD +said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Ye shaww nyot go in to t-them, nyeithew +shaww they come in u-unto you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow suwewy they wiww tuwn away youw heawt +aftew theiw gods: S-Sowomon (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto these in wove. + +11:3 And he h-had seven hundwed wives, pwincesses, and thwee hundwed +concubinyes: and his wives (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away his heawt. + +11:4 Fow it came to pass, when S-Sowomon w-was o-owd, that his wives (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +away his heawt aftew othew gods: and his heawt w-was nyot pewfect with +t-the WOWD his G-God, as w-was t-the heawt of David his fathew. + +11:5 Fow S-Sowomon went aftew A-Ashtoweth t-the goddess of t-the Zidonyians, +and aftew Miwcom t-the a-abominyation of t-the A-Ammonyites. + +11:6 And S-Sowomon did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and went nyot fuwwy +aftew t-the WOWD, as did David his fathew. + +11:7 T-Then did S-Sowomon buiwd an high pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Chemosh, t-the a-abominyation +of M-Moab, in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww that is befowe J-Jewusawem, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Mowech, t-the +a-abominyation of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. + +11:8 And wikewise did he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his s-stwange wives, which buwnt +i-incense and sacwificed u-unto theiw gods. + +11:9 And t-the WOWD w-was angwy with S-Sowomon, because his heawt w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +fwom t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, which h-had appeawed u-unto him twice, 11:10 +And h-had commanded him c-concewnying this thing, that he shouwd nyot go +aftew othew gods: but he kept nyot that which t-the WOWD c-commanded. + +11:11 Whewefowe t-the WOWD said u-unto S-Sowomon, Fowasmuch as this is donye +of thee, and t-thou hast nyot kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, which I +have commanded thee, I wiww suwewy w-wend t-the kingdom fwom thee, and +wiww g-give it to thy sewvant. + +11:12 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding in thy days I wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David thy +fathew's sake: but I wiww w-wend it out of t-the hand of thy (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +11:13 Howbeit I wiww nyot w-wend away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kingdom; but wiww g-give onye +twibe to thy son (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant's sake, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jewusawem's sake +which I have chosen. + +11:14 And t-the WOWD stiwwed up an a-advewsawy u-unto S-Sowomon, Hadad t-the +Edomite: he w-was of t-the king's seed in (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +11:15 Fow it came to pass, when David w-was in Edom, and Joab t-the +c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was gonye up to buwy t-the swain, aftew he h-had +smitten {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe in Edom; 11:16 (Fow six months did Joab wemain +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, untiw he h-had cut off {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe in Edom:) 11:17 +That Hadad fwed, he and c-cewtain Edomites of his fathew's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with +him, to go into Egypt; Hadad being (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwd. + +11:18 And they awose out of Midian, and came to Pawan: and they took +men with t-them out of Pawan, and they came to Egypt, u-unto Phawaoh king +of Egypt; which gave him an h-house, and appointed him victuaws, and +gave him wand. + +11:19 And Hadad f-found gweat favouw in t-the sight of Phawaoh, so that he +gave him to wife t-the s-sistew of his own wife, t-the s-sistew of Tahpenyes +t-the queen. + +11:20 And t-the s-sistew of Tahpenyes bawe him Genyubath his son, whom +Tahpenyes weanyed in Phawaoh's house: and Genyubath w-was in Phawaoh's +(o-_-o) h-househowd among t-the sons of Phawaoh. + +11:21 And when Hadad heawd in Egypt that David swept with his fathews, +and that Joab t-the c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was dead, Hadad said to Phawaoh, +Wet m-me depawt, that I may go to minye own countwy. + +11:22 T-Then Phawaoh said u-unto him, But what hast t-thou w-wacked with me, +that, b-behowd, t-thou seekest to go to thinye own countwy? And he +answewed, Nyothing: h-howbeit wet m-me go in any wise. + +1-11:23 And God stiwwed him up anyothew advewsawy, Wezon t-the son of +Ewiadah, which fwed fwom his wowd Hadadezew king of Zobah: 11:24 And +he gathewed men u-unto him, and became c-captain o-ovew a band, when David +swew t-them of Zobah: and they went to Damascus, and d-dwewt thewein, and +weignyed in D-Damascus. + +11:25 And he w-was an a-advewsawy to Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of S-Sowomon, +beside t-the mischief that Hadad did: and he a-abhowwed I-Iswaew, and +weignyed o-ovew S-Sywia. + +11:26 And Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, an Ephwathite of Zeweda, +S-Sowomon's s-sewvant, whose (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Z-Zewuah, a widow woman, even +he w-wifted up his hand against t-the king. + +11:27 And this w-was t-the c-cause that he w-wifted up his hand against t-the +king: S-Sowomon b-buiwt M-Miwwo, and w-wepaiwed t-the b-bweaches of t-the city of +David his fathew. + +11:28 And t-the man Jewoboam w-was a mighty man of v-vawouw: and S-Sowomon +seeing t-the young man that he w-was industwious, he m-made him wuwew o-ovew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chawge of t-the house of Joseph. + +1-11:29 And it came to pass a-at that time when Jewoboam went out of +J-Jewusawem, that t-the pwophet Ahijah t-the Shiwonyite f-found him in t-the way; +and he h-had (*・ω・)ﾉ c-cwad himsewf with a nyew gawment; and they two wewe awonye in +t-the fiewd: 11:30 And Ahijah caught t-the nyew gawment that w-was on him, +and went it in twewve pieces: 11:31 And he said to Jewoboam, Take thee +t-ten pieces: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew, Behowd, I wiww +w-wend t-the kingdom out of t-the hand of S-Sowomon, and wiww g-give t-ten twibes +to t-thee: 11:32 (But he shaww have onye twibe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David's +sake, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jewusawem's sake, t-the city which I have chosen out of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew:) 11:33 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that they have fowsaken me, +and have w-wowshipped A-Ashtoweth t-the goddess of t-the Zidonyians, (^人^) C-Chemosh +t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of t-the Moabites, and Miwcom t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, +and have nyot wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, to (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight in minye +eyes, and to keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, as did David his +fathew. + +(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 Howbeit I wiww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take t-the w-whowe kingdom out of his hand: but I +wiww make him pwince (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant's +sake, whom I c-chose, because he kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my statutes: +11:35 But I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the kingdom out of his son's hand, and wiww g-give +it u-unto thee, even t-ten twibes. + +11:36 And u-unto his son wiww I g-give onye twibe, that David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant +may have a wight awway befowe m-me in J-Jewusawem, t-the city which I have +chosen m-me to put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame thewe. + +11:37 And I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take thee, and t-thou shawt weign a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +thy souw desiweth, and shawt be king o-ovew Iswaew. + +1-11:38 And it shaww be, if t-thou wiwt heawken u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command +thee, and wiwt wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and (^-^*)/ d-do that is wight in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, to +keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, as David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant d-did; that I +wiww be with thee, and buiwd thee a suwe h-house, as I b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow D-David, +and wiww g-give Iswaew u-unto thee. + +1-11:39 And I wiww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this affwict t-the seed of D-David, but nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +11:40 S-Sowomon sought thewefowe to kiww (T_T) J-Jewoboam. And Jewoboam a-awose, +and fwed into Egypt, u-unto Shishak king of Egypt, and w-was in Egypt +untiw t-the death of Sowomon. + +11:41 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of S-Sowomon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and +his wisdom, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the acts of Sowomon? +1-11:42 And t-the time that S-Sowomon weignyed in Jewusawem o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew +w-was f-fowty yeaws. + +1-11:43 And S-Sowomon swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied in t-the city +of David his fathew: and Wehoboam his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +12:1 And Wehoboam went to Shechem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew wewe come to Shechem +to make him king. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And it came to pass, when Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +in Egypt, heawd of it, (fow he w-was fwed fwom t-the pwesence of king +S-Sowomon, and Jewoboam d-dwewt in Egypt;) 12:3 That they sent and cawwed +h-him. And Jewoboam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew came, and spake +u-unto Wehoboam, s-saying, 12:4 Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made ouw ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke gwievous: nyow +thewefowe make t-thou t-the gwievous sewvice of thy fathew, and his h-heavy +＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke which he put upon u-us, w-wightew, and we wiww sewve thee. + +1-12:5 And he said u-unto t-them, Depawt (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thwee days, t-then come again +to me. And t-the peopwe depawted. + +12:6 And king Wehoboam c-consuwted with t-the o-owd men, that s-stood befowe +S-Sowomon his o(>ω<)o f-fathew whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wived, and said, How (^-^*)/ d-do ye a-advise that +I may answew this peopwe? (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And they spake u-unto him, s-saying, If +t-thou wiwt be a sewvant u-unto this peopwe this day, and wiwt sewve t-them, +and answew t-them, and speak g-good w-wowds to t-them, t-then they wiww be thy +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +12:8 But he fowsook t-the counsew of t-the o-owd men, which they h-had given +him, and c-consuwted with t-the young men that wewe g-gwown up with him, and +which s-stood befowe him: 12:9 And he said u-unto t-them, What counsew g-give +ye that we may answew this p-peopwe, who have spoken to me, s-saying, Make +t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke which thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew did put upon us wightew? 12:10 And t-the +young men that wewe g-gwown up with him spake u-unto him, s-saying, T-Thus +shawt t-thou speak u-unto this peopwe that spake u-unto thee, s-saying, Thy +o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made ouw ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke h-heavy, but make t-thou it wightew u-unto us; thus +shawt t-thou say u-unto t-them, My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe f-fingew shaww be t-thickew than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fathew's woins. + +1-12:11 And nyow w-wheweas o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew did w-wade you with a h-heavy yoke, I wiww +a-add to youw y-yoke: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath chastised you with (*´▽`*) w-whips, but I wiww +chastise you with scowpions. + +12:12 S-So Jewoboam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came to Wehoboam t-the thiwd day, +as t-the king h-had appointed, s-saying, Come to m-me again t-the thiwd d-day. + +12:13 And t-the king answewed t-the peopwe woughwy, and fowsook t-the o-owd +men's counsew that they gave h-him; 12:14 And spake to t-them aftew t-the +counsew of t-the young men, s-saying, My o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made youw ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke h-heavy, and +I wiww a-add to youw y-yoke: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew awso chastised you with (*´▽`*) w-whips, but +I wiww chastise you with scowpions. + +1-12:15 Whewefowe t-the king heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-the peopwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cause +w-was fwom t-the WOWD, that he m-might pewfowm his s-saying, which t-the WOWD +spake by Ahijah t-the Shiwonyite u-unto Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat. + +12:16 S-So when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew saw that t-the king heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-them, +t-the peopwe answewed t-the king, s-saying, What powtion have we in David? +nyeithew have we (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-the son of Jesse: to youw tents, O-O +Iswaew: nyow s-see to thinye own h-house, David. S-So Iswaew depawted u-unto +theiw tents. + +12:17 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew which d-dwewt in t-the c-cities of +Judah, Wehoboam weignyed o-ovew them. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 T-Then king Wehoboam sent Adowam, who w-was o-ovew t-the twibute; and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew stonyed him with stonyes, that he died. Thewefowe king +Wehoboam m-made speed to get him up to his c-chawiot, to fwee to +Jewusawem. + +12:19 S-So Iswaew webewwed against t-the house of David u-unto this d-day. + +12:20 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew heawd that Jewoboam w-was +come again, that they sent and cawwed him u-unto t-the congwegation, and +m-made him king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye that f-fowwowed t-the house +of D-David, but t-the twibe of Judah onwy. + +1-12:21 And when Wehoboam w-was come to J-Jewusawem, he assembwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +house of Judah, with t-the twibe of Benjamin, an hundwed and fouwscowe +t-thousand chosen men, which wewe wawwiows, to fight against t-the house +of I-Iswaew, to bwing t-the kingdom again to Wehoboam t-the son of Sowomon. + +12:22 But t-the wowd of God came u-unto Shemaiah t-the man of G-God, s-saying, +12:23 Speak u-unto Wehoboam, t-the son of S-Sowomon, king of Judah, and u-unto +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Judah and Benjamin, and to t-the wemnyant of t-the p-peopwe, +s-saying, 12:24 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Ye shaww nyot go up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fight +against youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his +h-house; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this t-thing is fwom me. They heawkenyed thewefowe to t-the wowd +of t-the WOWD, and wetuwnyed to depawt, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the +WOWD. + +12:25 T-Then Jewoboam b-buiwt Shechem in mount Ephwaim, and d-dwewt thewein; +and went out fwom thence, and b-buiwt Penyuew. + +12:26 And Jewoboam said in his heawt, Nyow shaww t-the kingdom (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to +t-the house of David: 12:27 If this peopwe go up to (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice in t-the +house of t-the WOWD a-at J-Jewusawem, t-then shaww t-the heawt of this peopwe +tuwn again u-unto theiw wowd, even u-unto Wehoboam king of Judah, and they +shaww kiww me, and go again to Wehoboam king of J-Judah. + +12:28 Wheweupon t-the king took counsew, and m-made two cawves of gowd, +and said u-unto t-them, I-It is too m-much (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to go up to Jewusawem: +(x_x)V b-behowd thy gods, O-O I-Iswaew, which b-bwought thee up out of t-the wand of +Egypt. + +12:29 And he s-set t-the onye in Bethew, and t-the othew put he in Dan. + +12:30 And this t-thing became a (*°▽°*) s-sin: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe went to w-wowship +befowe t-the o-onye, even u-unto Dan. + +12:31 And he m-made an house of high pwaces, and m-made pwiests of t-the +w-wowest of t-the p-peopwe, which wewe nyot of t-the sons of Wevi. + +12:32 And Jewoboam o-owdainyed a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast in t-the eighth m-month, on t-the +f-fifteenth day of t-the m-month, w-wike u-unto t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast that is in Judah, and +he offewed upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. S-So did he in Bethew, sacwificing u-unto t-the +cawves that he h-had made: and he pwaced in Bethew t-the pwiests of t-the +high pwaces which he h-had made. + +1-12:33 S-So he offewed upon t-the awtaw which he h-had m-made in Bethew t-the +f-fifteenth day of t-the eighth m-month, even in t-the month which he h-had +devised of his own heawt; and o-owdainyed a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew: and he offewed upon t-the awtaw, and buwnt incense. + +13:1 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man of God out of Judah by t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD u-unto B-Bethew: and Jewoboam s-stood by t-the awtaw to buwn incense. + +13:2 And he cwied against t-the awtaw in t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and said, +O-O awtaw, awtaw, thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, a c-chiwd shaww be bown +u-unto t-the house of D-David, Josiah by nyame; and upon thee shaww he offew +t-the pwiests of t-the high pwaces that buwn i-incense upon thee, and men's +bonyes shaww be buwnt upon thee. + +13:3 And he gave a (*´▽`*) s-sign t-the same day, s-saying, This is t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign which +t-the WOWD hath spoken; Behowd, t-the awtaw shaww be went, and t-the ashes +that awe upon it shaww be pouwed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +13:4 And it came to pass, when king Jewoboam heawd t-the saying of t-the +man of G-God, which h-had cwied against t-the awtaw in Bethew, that he put +fowth his hand fwom t-the awtaw, s-saying, Way h-howd on h-him. And his hand, +which he put fowth against him, dwied up, so that he couwd nyot puww it +in again to h-him. + +13:5 The awtaw awso w-was went, and t-the ashes pouwed out fwom t-the awtaw, +a-accowding to t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign which t-the man of God h-had given by t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD. + +13:6 And t-the king answewed and said u-unto t-the man of G-God, Intweat nyow +t-the f-face of t-the WOWD thy G-God, and p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand may be +westowed m-me again. And t-the man of God besought t-the WOWD, and t-the +king's hand w-was westowed him again, and became as it w-was b-befowe. + +13:7 And t-the king said u-unto t-the man of G-God, Come home with me, and +wefwesh xDD t-thysewf, and I wiww g-give thee a wewawd. + +13:8 And t-the man of God said u-unto t-the king, If t-thou wiwt g-give m-me hawf +thinye h-house, I wiww nyot go in with thee, nyeithew wiww I e-eat bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow +dwink w-watew in this p-pwace: 13:9 Fow so w-was it c-chawged m-me by t-the wowd +of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Eat nyo bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink watew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow tuwn again by +t-the same w-way that t-thou camest. + +1-13:10 S-So he went anyothew way, and wetuwnyed nyot by t-the w-way that he came +to Bethew. + +1-13:11 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe d-dwewt an o-owd pwophet in Bethew; and his sons came and +towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks that t-the man of God h-had donye that day in +B-Bethew: t-the w-wowds which he h-had spoken u-unto t-the king, t-them they towd +awso to theiw fathew. + +13:12 And theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew said u-unto t-them, What w-way went o(>< )o h-he? Fow his sons +h-had s-seen what w-way t-the man of God went, which came fwom J-Judah. + +13:13 And he said u-unto his ^-^ s-sons, ＼(≧▽≦)／ *leans over* S-Saddwe m-me t-the ass. S-So they saddwed +him t-the ass: and he w-wode theweon, 13:14 And went aftew t-the man of G-God, +and f-found him sitting undew an oak: and he said u-unto him, Awt t-thou t-the +man of God that camest fwom J-Judah? And he said, I am. + +13:15 T-Then he said u-unto him, Come home with me, and e-eat bwead. + +1-13:16 And he said, I may nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn with thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow go in with t-thee: +nyeithew wiww I e-eat bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink w-watew with thee in this p-pwace: +13:17 Fow it w-was said to m-me by t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, T-Thou shawt e-eat nyo +bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink w-watew thewe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow tuwn again to go by t-the w-way that t-thou +camest. + +13:18 He said u-unto him, I am a pwophet awso as t-thou awt; and an angew +spake u-unto m-me by t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Bwing him back with +thee into thinye h-house, that he may e-eat bwead and dwink watew. But he +wied u-unto h-him. + +13:19 S-So he went back with him, and did e-eat bwead in his h-house, and +d-dwank watew. + +1-13:20 And it came to pass, as they sat a-at t-the tabwe, that t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD came u-unto t-the pwophet that b-bwought him back: 13:21 And he +cwied u-unto t-the man of God that came fwom Judah, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the +WOWD, Fowasmuch as t-thou hast disobeyed t-the mouth of t-the WOWD, and hast +nyot kept t-the commandment which t-the WOWD thy God commanded thee, 13:22 +But camest b-back, and hast eaten bwead and dwunk w-watew in t-the pwace, of +t-the which t-the Wowd did say to thee, Eat nyo bwead, and dwink nyo watew; +thy cawcase shaww nyot come u-unto t-the sepuwchwe of thy fathews. + +13:23 And it came to pass, aftew he h-had eaten bwead, and aftew he h-had +dwunk, that he saddwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him t-the ass, to wit, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwophet whom +he h-had b-bwought back. + +13:24 And when he w-was gonye, a w-wion met him by t-the way, and swew him: +and his cawcase w-was cast in t-the way, and t-the a-ass s-stood by it, t-the w-wion +awso s-stood by t-the cawcase. + +13:25 And, b-behowd, men passed by, and saw t-the cawcase cast in t-the way, +and t-the w-wion standing by t-the cawcase: and they came and towd it in t-the +city whewe t-the o-owd pwophet d-dwewt. + +13:26 And when t-the pwophet that b-bwought him back fwom t-the w-way heawd +t-theweof, he said, I-It is t-the man of G-God, who w-was disobedient u-unto t-the +wowd of t-the WOWD: thewefowe t-the WOWD hath dewivewed him u-unto t-the wion, +which hath t-town him, and s-swain him, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, +which he spake u-unto h-him. + +13:27 And he spake to his ^-^ s-sons, s-saying, ＼(≧▽≦)／ *leans over* S-Saddwe m-me t-the ass. And they +saddwed h-him. + +13:28 And he went and f-found his cawcase cast in t-the way, and t-the a-ass +and t-the w-wion standing by t-the cawcase: t-the w-wion h-had nyot eaten t-the +cawcase, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-town t-the ass. + +13:29 And t-the pwophet took up t-the cawcase of t-the man of G-God, and w-waid +it upon t-the ass, and b-bwought it back: and t-the o-owd pwophet came to t-the +city, to m-mouwn and to buwy h-him. + +13:30 And he w-waid his cawcase in his own gwave; and they mouwnyed o-ovew +him, s-saying, Awas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew! 13:31 And it came to pass, aftew he +h-had buwied him, that he spake to his ^-^ s-sons, s-saying, When I am dead, +t-then buwy m-me in t-the sepuwchwe whewein t-the man of God is buwied; way o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bonyes beside his b-bonyes: ~(>_<~) 1-13:32 Fow t-the saying which he cwied by t-the +wowd of t-the WOWD against t-the awtaw in Bethew, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +houses of t-the high pwaces which awe in t-the c-cities of S-Samawia, shaww +suwewy come to pass. + +13:33 Aftew this t-thing Jewoboam wetuwnyed nyot fwom his eviw way, but +m-made again of t-the w-wowest of t-the peopwe pwiests of t-the high pwaces: +w-whosoevew wouwd, he consecwated him, and he became onye of t-the pwiests +of t-the high pwaces. + +13:34 And this t-thing became sin u-unto t-the house of Jewoboam, even to +cut it off, and to d-destwoy it fwom off t-the f-face of t-the eawth. + +14:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time Abijah t-the son of Jewoboam feww s-sick. + +14:2 And Jewoboam said to his wife, Awise, I p-pway thee, and disguise +xDD t-thysewf, that t-thou be nyot knyown to be t-the wife of Jewoboam; and get +thee to Shiwoh: b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is Ahijah t-the pwophet, which towd m-me +that I shouwd be king o-ovew this peopwe. + +14:3 And o(>ω<)o t-take with thee t-ten woaves, and cwacknyews, and a cwuse of +honyey, and go to him: he shaww teww thee what shaww become of t-the +chiwd. + +14:4 And Jewoboam's wife did so, and a-awose, and went to S-Shiwoh, and +came to t-the house of Ahijah. But Ahijah couwd nyot see; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his eyes +wewe s-set by w-weason of his age. + +1-14:5 And t-the WOWD said u-unto A-Ahijah, Behowd, t-the wife of Jewoboam +cometh to ask a t-thing of thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew son; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is sick: thus and +thus shawt t-thou say u-unto hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww be, when she cometh in, +that she shaww feign hewsewf to be anyothew |･ω･) w-woman. + +14:6 And it w-was so, when Ahijah heawd t-the s-sound of hew feet, as she +came in a-at t-the d-doow, that he said, Come in, t-thou wife of Jewoboam; why +feignyest t-thou t-thysewf to be (>_<) a-anyothew? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am sent to thee with h-heavy +tidings. + +14:7 Go, teww Jewoboam, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Fowasmuch +as I exawted thee fwom among t-the p-peopwe, and m-made thee pwince o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe I-Iswaew, 14:8 And went t-the kingdom away fwom t-the house of D-David, +and gave it t-thee: and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou hast nyot b-been as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant D-David, who +kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and who f-fowwowed m-me with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, to (^-^*)/ d-do +that onwy which w-was wight in minye e-eyes; 14:9 But hast donye eviw a-above +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe befowe t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast gonye and m-made thee othew +gods, and mowten images, to pwovoke m-me to angew, and hast cast m-me +behind thy back: 14:10 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon t-the +house of Jewoboam, and wiww cut off fwom Jewoboam him that p-pisseth +against t-the waww, and him that is s-shut up and weft in I-Iswaew, and wiww +o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the wemnyant of t-the house of Jewoboam, as a man taketh away +dung, tiww it be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gonye. + +14:11 H-Him that dieth of Jewoboam in t-the city shaww t-the dogs eat; and +him that dieth in t-the fiewd shaww t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD hath spoken it. + +1-14:12 Awise t-thou thewefowe, get thee to thinye own house: and when thy +feet entew into t-the city, t-the c-chiwd shaww die. + +14:13 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shaww m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and buwy him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he onwy of +Jewoboam shaww come to t-the gwave, because in him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is f-found s-some +g-good t-thing towawd t-the WOWD God of Iswaew in t-the house of (T_T) J-Jewoboam. + +14:14 Moweovew t-the WOWD shaww w-waise him up a king o-ovew I-Iswaew, who +shaww cut off t-the house of Jewoboam that day: but what? even n-nyow. + +1-14:15 Fow t-the WOWD shaww smite I-Iswaew, as a weed is shaken in t-the +watew, and he shaww woot up Iswaew out of this g-good wand, which he +gave to theiw fathews, and shaww scattew t-them beyond t-the wivew, +because they have m-made theiw gwoves, pwovoking t-the WOWD to angew. + +14:16 And he shaww g-give Iswaew up because of t-the s-sins of Jewoboam, who +did sin, and who m-made Iswaew to sin. + +14:17 And Jewoboam's wife a-awose, and depawted, and came to Tiwzah: and +when she came to t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the d-doow, t-the c-chiwd died; (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And +they buwied h-him; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, a-accowding to t-the wowd +of t-the WOWD, which he spake by t-the hand of his sewvant Ahijah t-the +pwophet. + +1-14:19 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jewoboam, how he wawwed, and how he +weignyed, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the +kings of Iswaew. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And t-the days which Jewoboam weignyed wewe two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws: +and he swept with his fathews, and Nyadab his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +1-14:21 And Wehoboam t-the son of S-Sowomon weignyed in J-Judah. Wehoboam w-was +f-fowty and onye yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed +seventeen yeaws in J-Jewusawem, t-the city which t-the WOWD did choose out +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, to put his nyame thewe. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's +nyame w-was (=^‥^=) N-Nyaamah an Ammonyitess. + +14:22 And Judah did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and they p-pwovoked +him to jeawousy with theiw s-sins which they h-had committed, a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that theiw f-fathews h-had donye. + +14:23 Fow they awso b-buiwt t-them high pwaces, and images, and gwoves, on +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high h-hiww, and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween t-twee. + +14:24 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe awso s-sodomites in t-the wand: and they did +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations of t-the nyations which t-the WOWD cast +out befowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +14:25 And it came to pass in t-the fifth yeaw of king Wehoboam, that +Shishak king of Egypt came up against Jewusawem: 14:26 And he took +away t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the tweasuwes of t-the +king's h-house; he even took away aww: and he took away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the shiewds +of gowd which S-Sowomon h-had made. + +14:27 And king Wehoboam m-made in theiw stead bwasen shiewds, and +committed t-them u-unto t-the h-hands of t-the chief of t-the guawd, which kept +t-the doow of t-the king's house. + +14:28 And it w-was so, when t-the king went into t-the house of t-the WOWD, +that t-the g-guawd bawe t-them, and b-bwought t-them back into t-the g-guawd +chambew. + +14:29 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Wehoboam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe +they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? +14:30 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between Wehoboam and Jewoboam (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw days. + +14:31 And Wehoboam swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his +f-fathews in t-the city of David. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was (=^‥^=) N-Nyaamah an +Ammonyitess. And Abijam his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +15:1 Nyow in t-the eighteenth yeaw of king Jewoboam t-the son of Nyebat +weignyed Abijam o-ovew J-Judah. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Thwee yeaws weignyed he in Jewusawem. and his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was +Maachah, t-the daughtew of Abishawom. + +1-15:3 And he wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-sins of his fathew, which he h-had donye +befowe him: and his heawt w-was nyot pewfect with t-the WOWD his G-God, as +t-the heawt of David his fathew. + +:3 1-15:4 Nyevewthewess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David's sake did t-the WOWD his God g-give him a +wamp in J-Jewusawem, to s-set up his son aftew him, and to estabwish +Jewusawem: 1-15:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because David did that which w-was wight in t-the eyes of +t-the WOWD, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot aside fwom any t-thing that he commanded him +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his w-wife, s-save onwy in t-the mattew of Uwiah t-the +H-Hittite. + +15:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between Wehoboam and Jewoboam (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of +his wife. + +15:7 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Abijam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe they +nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? And +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between Abijam and (T_T) J-Jewoboam. + +15:8 And Abijam swept with his fathews; and they buwied him in t-the +city of David: and Asa his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +15:9 And in t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of Jewoboam king of Iswaew weignyed Asa +o-ovew J-Judah. + +15:10 And f-fowty and onye yeaws weignyed he in Jewusawem. And his +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Maachah, t-the daughtew of Abishawom. + +15:11 And Asa did that which w-was wight in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, as did +David his fathew. + +15:12 And he took away t-the s-sodomites out of t-the wand, and w-wemoved (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the idows that his f-fathews h-had made. + +1-15:13 And awso Maachah his mothew, even hew he w-wemoved fwom being +queen, because she h-had m-made an idow in a g-gwove; and Asa destwoyed hew +idow, and buwnt it by t-the b-bwook Kidwon. + +15:14 But t-the high pwaces wewe nyot wemoved: nyevewthewess Asa's heawt +w-was pewfect with t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days. + +15:15 And he b-bwought in t-the things which his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had d-dedicated, and +t-the things which himsewf h-had d-dedicated, into t-the house of t-the WOWD, +s-siwvew, and gowd, and vessews. + +15:16 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between Asa and Baasha king of Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw days. + +15:17 And Baasha king of Iswaew went up against Judah, and b-buiwt +(=`ω´=) W-Wamah, that he m-might nyot s-suffew any to go out ow come in to Asa king +of J-Judah. + +15:18 T-Then Asa took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd that wewe weft in t-the +tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the tweasuwes of t-the king's +h-house, and dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of his sewvants: and king Asa +sent t-them to Benhadad, t-the son of T-Tabwimon, t-the son of Hezion, king of +Sywia, that d-dwewt a-at Damascus, s-saying, 1-15:19 Thewe is a weague b-between +m-me and thee, and b-between o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy fathew: b-behowd, I have sent +u-unto thee a pwesent of s-siwvew and gowd; come and bweak thy weague with +Baasha king of I-Iswaew, that he may depawt fwom me. + +1-15:20 S-So Benhadad heawkenyed u-unto king Asa, and sent t-the captains of +t-the hosts which he h-had against t-the c-cities of I-Iswaew, and smote Ijon, +and Dan, and Abewbethmaachah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Cinnyewoth, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of +N-Nyaphtawi. + +15:21 And it came to pass, when Baasha heawd t-theweof, that he weft off +buiwding of (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and d-dwewt in Tiwzah. + +15:22 T-Then king Asa m-made a pwocwamation (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah; nyonye w-was +exempted: and they took away t-the s-stonyes of (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and t-the timbew +t-theweof, whewewith Baasha h-had buiwded; and king Asa b-buiwt with t-them +Geba of Benjamin, and M-Mizpah. + +1-15:23 The w-west of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the acts of Asa, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his might, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +he did, and t-the c-cities which he buiwt, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the +book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? Nyevewthewess in t-the time +of his o-owd age he w-was diseased in his feet. + +1-15:24 And Asa swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his f-fathews +in t-the city of David his fathew: and J-Jehoshaphat his son weignyed in +his s-stead. + +15:25 And Nyadab t-the son of Jewoboam began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in t-the +second yeaw of Asa king of Judah, and weignyed o-ovew Iswaew two yeaws. + +15:26 And he did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and wawked in t-the w-way +of his fathew, and in his sin whewewith he m-made Iswaew to sin. + +15:27 And Baasha t-the son of A-Ahijah, of t-the house of I-Issachaw, +conspiwed against h-him; and Baasha smote him a-at G-Gibbethon, which +bewonged to t-the Phiwistinyes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Nyadab and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew w-waid s-siege to +Gibbethon. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 Even in t-the thiwd yeaw of Asa king of Judah did Baasha (✧∀✧)/ s-sway him, +and weignyed in his s-stead. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 And it came to pass, when he weignyed, that he smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +house of Jewoboam; he weft nyot to Jewoboam any that bweathed, untiw he +h-had destwoyed him, a-accowding u-unto t-the saying of t-the WOWD, which he +spake by his sewvant Ahijah t-the S-Shiwonyite: 15:30 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the s-sins +of Jewoboam which he sinnyed, and which he m-made Iswaew sin, by his +pwovocation whewewith he p-pwovoked t-the WOWD God of Iswaew to angew. + +15:31 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Nyadab, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe they +nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? +15:32 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between Asa and Baasha king of Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw days. + +1-15:33 In t-the thiwd yeaw of Asa king of Judah began Baasha t-the son of +Ahijah to weign o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew in Tiwzah, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw yeaws. + +15:34 And he did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and wawked in t-the w-way +of Jewoboam, and in his sin whewewith he m-made Iswaew to sin. + +16:1 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Jehu t-the son of Hanyanyi against +Baasha, s-saying, 16:2 Fowasmuch as I exawted thee out of t-the dust, and +m-made thee pwince o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew; and t-thou hast wawked in t-the +w-way of Jewoboam, and hast m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew to sin, to pwovoke m-me +to angew with theiw sins; 16:3 Behowd, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the postewity +of Baasha, and t-the postewity of his h-house; and wiww make thy house +w-wike t-the house of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat. + +16:4 H-Him that dieth of Baasha in t-the city shaww t-the dogs eat; and him +that dieth of his in t-the fiewds shaww t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw eat. + +16:5 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Baasha, and what he did, and his +might, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings +of I-Iswaew? 1-16:6 S-So Baasha swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied in +Tiwzah: and Ewah his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +16:7 And awso by t-the hand of t-the pwophet Jehu t-the son of Hanyanyi came +t-the wowd of t-the WOWD against Baasha, and against his h-house, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that he did in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, in pwovoking him to +angew with t-the wowk of his hands, in being w-wike t-the house of Jewoboam; +and because he kiwwed h-him. + +16:8 In t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and sixth yeaw of Asa king of Judah began Ewah t-the +son of Baasha to weign o-ovew Iswaew in Tiwzah, two yeaws. + +1-16:9 And his sewvant Zimwi, c-captain of hawf his c-chawiots, conspiwed +against him, as he w-was in Tiwzah, dwinking himsewf dwunk in t-the house +of Awza stewawd of his house in Tiwzah. + +1-16:10 And Zimwi went in and smote him, and kiwwed him, in t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +and seventh yeaw of Asa king of Judah, and weignyed in his s-stead. + +16:11 And it came to pass, when he began to weign, as soon as he sat +on his t-thwonye, that he swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Baasha: he weft him nyot +onye that p-pisseth against a waww, nyeithew of his kinsfowks, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of his +fwiends. + +1-16:12 T-Thus did Zimwi d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Baasha, a-accowding to t-the +wowd of t-the WOWD, which he spake against Baasha by Jehu t-the pwophet. + +16:13 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-sins of Baasha, and t-the s-sins of Ewah his son, by +which they sinnyed, and by which they m-made Iswaew to sin, in pwovoking +t-the WOWD God of Iswaew to angew with theiw vanyities. + +1-16:14 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Ewah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe they +nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? +xDD 1-16:15 In t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and seventh yeaw of Asa king of Judah did Zimwi +weign seven days in Tiwzah. And t-the peopwe wewe encamped against +G-Gibbethon, which bewonged to t-the Phiwistinyes. + +16:16 And t-the peopwe that wewe encamped heawd say, Zimwi hath +c-conspiwed, and hath awso s-swain t-the king: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew m-made +Omwi, t-the c-captain of t-the host, king o-ovew Iswaew that day in t-the camp. + +1-16:17 And O-Omwi went up fwom G-Gibbethon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, and +they besieged Tiwzah. + +1-16:18 And it came to pass, when Zimwi saw that t-the city w-was taken, +that he went into t-the pawace of t-the king's h-house, and buwnt t-the king's +house o-ovew him with f-fiwe, and died. + +16:19 Fow his s-sins which he sinnyed in doing eviw in t-the sight of t-the +WOWD, in wawking in t-the w-way of Jewoboam, and in his sin which he did, +to make Iswaew to sin. + +16:20 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Zimwi, and his tweason that he +w-wwought, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the +kings of I-Iswaew? 16:21 T-Then wewe t-the peopwe of Iswaew d-divided into +two pawts: hawf of t-the peopwe f-fowwowed Tibnyi t-the son of Ginyath, to +make him king; and hawf f-fowwowed Omwi. + +16:22 But t-the peopwe that f-fowwowed O-Omwi p-pwevaiwed against t-the peopwe +that f-fowwowed Tibnyi t-the son of G-Ginyath: so Tibnyi died, and O-Omwi +weignyed. + +1-16:23 In t-the thiwty and fiwst yeaw of Asa king of Judah began O-Omwi to +weign o-ovew I-Iswaew, twewve yeaws: six yeaws weignyed he in Tiwzah. + +16:24 And he bought t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww Samawia of S-Shemew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two tawents of +s-siwvew, and b-buiwt on t-the h-hiww, and cawwed t-the nyame of t-the city which +he buiwt, aftew t-the nyame of Shemew, ownyew of t-the h-hiww, Samawia. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 But O-Omwi wwought eviw in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, and did wowse +than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe befowe h-him. + +16:26 Fow he wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, and +in his sin whewewith he m-made Iswaew to sin, to pwovoke t-the WOWD God of +Iswaew to angew with theiw vanyities. + +16:27 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of O-Omwi which he did, and his m-might +that he shewed, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of +t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 1-16:28 S-So O-Omwi swept with his fathews, and w-was +buwied in Samawia: and A-Ahab his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +16:29 And in t-the thiwty and eighth yeaw of Asa king of Judah began +A-Ahab t-the son of O-Omwi to weign o-ovew Iswaew: and A-Ahab t-the son of O-Omwi +weignyed o-ovew Iswaew in Samawia ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two yeaws. + +16:30 And A-Ahab t-the son of O-Omwi did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD a-above +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe befowe h-him. + +16:31 And it came to pass, as if it h-had b-been a wight t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him to +wawk in t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, that he took to wife +J-Jezebew t-the daughtew of Ethbaaw king of t-the Zidonyians, and went and +sewved Baaw, and w-wowshipped h-him. + +16:32 And he weawed up an awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Baaw in t-the house of Baaw, which +he h-had b-buiwt in Samawia. + +1-16:33 And A-Ahab m-made a g-gwove; and A-Ahab did mowe to pwovoke t-the WOWD God +of Iswaew to angew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Iswaew that wewe befowe h-him. + +16:34 In his days did Hiew t-the Bethewite buiwd Jewicho: he w-waid t-the +f-foundation theweof in Abiwam his f-fiwstbown, and s-set up t-the gates +theweof in his youngest son Segub, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, +which he spake by Joshua t-the son of Nyun. + +17:1 And Ewijah t-the Tishbite, who w-was of t-the i-inhabitants of Giwead, +said u-unto Ahab, As t-the WOWD God of Iswaew w-wiveth, befowe whom I stand, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be dew (=`ω´=) n-nyow wain these yeaws, but a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd. + +17:2 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto him, s-saying, 17:3 Get thee +hence, and tuwn thee eastwawd, and hide t-thysewf by t-the b-bwook Chewith, +that is befowe Jowdan. + +17:4 And it shaww be, that t-thou shawt dwink of t-the bwook; and I have +commanded t-the wavens to feed thee thewe. + +17:5 S-So he went and did a-accowding u-unto t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +went and d-dwewt by t-the b-bwook Chewith, that is befowe Jowdan. + +17:6 And t-the wavens b-bwought him bwead and fwesh in t-the m-mownying, and +bwead and fwesh in t-the evenying; and he d-dwank of t-the bwook. + +17:7 And it came to pass aftew a whiwe, that t-the b-bwook dwied up, +because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe h-had b-been nyo wain in t-the wand. + +1-17:8 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto him, s-saying, 17:9 Awise, get +thee to Z-Zawephath, which bewongeth to Zidon, and dweww thewe: b-behowd, +I have commanded a widow woman (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to sustain thee. + +17:10 S-So he awose and went to Z-Zawephath. And when he came to t-the gate +of t-the city, b-behowd, t-the widow woman w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe gathewing of s-sticks: +and he cawwed to hew, and said, Fetch me, I p-pway thee, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-watew +in a v-vessew, that I may d-dwink. + +17:11 And as she w-was g-going to fetch it, he cawwed to hew, and said, +Bwing me, I p-pway thee, a m-mowsew of bwead in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +17:12 And she said, As t-the WOWD thy God w-wiveth, I have nyot a cake, but +an handfuw of meaw in a bawwew, and a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe oiw in a cwuse: and, +b-behowd, I am gathewing two sticks, that I may go in and dwess it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +m-me and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, that we may e-eat it, and die. + +17:13 And Ewijah said u-unto hew, Feaw n-nyot; go and (^-^*)/ d-do as t-thou hast said: +but make m-me theweof a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-cake fiwst, and bwing it u-unto me, and +aftew make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +17:14 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, The b-bawwew of meaw shaww +nyot waste, nyeithew shaww t-the cwuse of oiw faiw, untiw t-the day that t-the +WOWD (-_-) s-sendeth wain upon t-the eawth. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And she went and did a-accowding to t-the saying of Ewijah: and she, +and he, and hew h-house, did e-eat many days. + +17:16 And t-the b-bawwew of meaw w-wasted nyot, nyeithew did t-the cwuse of oiw +faiw, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, which he spake by Ewijah. + +17:17 And it came to pass aftew these things, that t-the son of t-the +woman, t-the mistwess of t-the h-house, feww sick; and his sicknyess w-was so +sowe, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bweath weft in h-him. + +17:18 And she said u-unto Ewijah, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with thee, O-O t-thou +man of God? awt t-thou come u-unto m-me to caww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin to w-wemembwance, and +to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? 17:19 And he said u-unto hew, Give m-me thy (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And he +took him out of hew bosom, and cawwied him up into a woft, whewe he +abode, and w-waid him upon his own bed. + +17:20 And he cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, hast t-thou +awso b-bwought eviw upon t-the widow with whom I sojouwn, by swaying hew +son? 17:21 And he stwetched himsewf upon t-the c-chiwd thwee times, and +cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I p-pway thee, wet this +chiwd's souw come into him again. + +17:22 And t-the WOWD heawd t-the voice of Ewijah; and t-the souw of t-the +c-chiwd came into him again, and he wevived. + +17:23 And Ewijah took t-the chiwd, and b-bwought him down out of t-the +c-chambew into t-the h-house, and dewivewed him u-unto his mothew: and Ewijah +said, See, thy son w-wiveth. + +17:24 And t-the woman said to Ewijah, Nyow by this I knyow that t-thou awt a +man of G-God, and that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD in thy mouth is twuth. + +18:1 And it came to pass aftew many days, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD +came to Ewijah in t-the thiwd y-yeaw, s-saying, Go, s-shew t-thysewf u-unto Ahab; +and I wiww send wain upon t-the eawth. + +18:2 And Ewijah went to s-shew himsewf u-unto Ahab. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a sowe +faminye in Samawia. + +18:3 And A-Ahab cawwed (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, which w-was t-the govewnyow of his house. +(Nyow Obadiah feawed t-the WOWD gweatwy: 18:4 Fow it w-was so, when J-Jezebew +cut off t-the pwophets of t-the WOWD, that Obadiah took an hundwed +pwophets, and hid t-them by fifty in a cave, and fed t-them with bwead and +watew.) 18:5 And A-Ahab said u-unto (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, Go into t-the wand, u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +fountains of watew, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bwooks: pewadventuwe we may f-find +gwass to s-save t-the howses and muwes awive, that we wose nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +beasts. + +18:6 S-So they d-divided t-the wand b-between t-them to pass (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout i-it: A-Ahab +went onye w-way by himsewf, and Obadiah went anyothew w-way by himsewf. + +18:7 And as Obadiah w-was in t-the way, b-behowd, Ewijah met him: and he +knyew him, and feww on his face, and said, Awt t-thou that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd +Ewijah? 18:8 And he answewed him, I am: go, teww thy wowd, Behowd, +Ewijah is hewe. + +18:9 And he said, What have I sinnyed, that t-thou wouwdest d-dewivew thy +sewvant into t-the hand of Ahab, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway m-me? 18:10 As t-the WOWD thy God +w-wiveth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo nyation ow k-kingdom, whithew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd hath nyot sent +to seek t-thee: and when they said, He is nyot thewe; he took an o-oath of +t-the kingdom and nyation, that they f-found thee n-nyot. + +1-18:11 And nyow t-thou sayest, Go, teww thy wowd, Behowd, Ewijah is hewe. + +18:12 And it shaww come to pass, as soon as I am gonye fwom thee, that +t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD shaww cawwy thee whithew I knyow n-nyot; and so +when I come and teww Ahab, and he c-cannyot f-find thee, he shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me: +but I thy sewvant f-feaw t-the WOWD fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth. + +18:13 Was it nyot towd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd what I did when J-Jezebew swew t-the +pwophets of t-the WOWD, how I hid an hundwed men of t-the WOWD's pwophets +by fifty in a cave, and fed t-them with bwead and watew? 18:14 And nyow +t-thou sayest, Go, teww thy wowd, Behowd, Ewijah is hewe: and he shaww +(✧∀✧)/ s-sway me. + +18:15 And Ewijah said, As t-the WOWD of hosts w-wiveth, befowe whom I +stand, I wiww suwewy s-shew mysewf u-unto him to d-day. + +18:16 S-So Obadiah went to meet Ahab, and towd him: and A-Ahab went to +meet Ewijah. + +18:17 And it came to pass, when A-Ahab saw Ewijah, that A-Ahab said u-unto +him, Awt t-thou he that t-twoubweth I-Iswaew? 18:18 And he answewed, I have +nyot twoubwed I-Iswaew; but thou, and thy fathew's h-house, in that ye have +fowsaken t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD, and t-thou hast f-fowwowed Baawim. + +18:19 Nyow thewefowe send, and gathew to m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew u-unto mount +Cawmew, and t-the pwophets of Baaw fouw hundwed and fifty, and t-the +pwophets of t-the gwoves fouw h-hundwed, which e-eat a-at J-Jezebew's tabwe. + +18:20 S-So A-Ahab sent u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and gathewed t-the +pwophets togethew u-unto mount Cawmew. + +1-18:21 And Ewijah came u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, and said, How wong h-hawt ye +b-between two opinyions? if t-the WOWD be G-God, fowwow him: but if Baaw, +t-then fowwow h-him. And t-the peopwe answewed him nyot a wowd. + +18:22 T-Then said Ewijah u-unto t-the p-peopwe, I, even I onwy, wemain a +pwophet of t-the WOWD; but Baaw's pwophets awe fouw hundwed and fifty +m-men. + +1-18:23 Wet t-them thewefowe g-give us two buwwocks; and wet t-them choose onye +buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, and cut it in p-pieces, and way it on wood, and +put nyo fiwe undew: and I wiww dwess t-the othew buwwock, and way it on +wood, and put nyo fiwe undew: 18:24 And caww ye on t-the nyame of youw +gods, and I wiww caww on t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: and t-the God that +answeweth by f-fiwe, wet him be God. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe answewed and +said, I-It is w-weww spoken. + +18:25 And Ewijah said u-unto t-the pwophets of Baaw, C-Choose you onye +buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves, and dwess it fiwst; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe many; and caww +on t-the nyame of youw gods, but put nyo fiwe undew. + +18:26 And they took t-the buwwock which w-was given t-them, and they d-dwessed +it, and cawwed on t-the nyame of Baaw fwom mownying even untiw n-nyoon, +s-saying, O-O Baaw, h-heaw us. But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo voice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any that +answewed. And they w-weaped upon t-the awtaw which w-was made. + +18:27 And it came to pass a-at n-nyoon, that Ewijah mocked t-them, and said, +Cwy awoud: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a god; eithew he is tawking, ow he is puwsuing, +ow he is in a (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, ow pewadventuwe he sweepeth, and (* ^ ω ^) m-must be +awaked. + +18:28 And they cwied a-awoud, and cut themsewves aftew theiw m-mannyew with +knyives and wancets, tiww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood gushed out upon them. + +18:29 And it came to pass, when midday w-was past, and they pwophesied +untiw t-the time of t-the offewing of t-the evenying sacwifice, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was nyeithew voice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any to a-answew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any that wegawded. + +18:30 And Ewijah said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, Come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto me. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto h-him. And he w-wepaiwed t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD +that w-was bwoken down. + +18:31 And Ewijah took twewve stonyes, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the +twibes of t-the sons of Jacob, u-unto whom t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came, +s-saying, Iswaew shaww be thy nyame: (o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 And with t-the s-stonyes he b-buiwt +an awtaw in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: and he m-made a twench about t-the +awtaw, as gweat as w-wouwd uWu *moans* c-contain two measuwes of seed. + +(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 And he put t-the w-wood in owdew, and cut t-the buwwock in p-pieces, and +w-waid him on t-the wood, and said, Fiww fouw b-bawwews with watew, and p-pouw +it on t-the buwnt sacwifice, and on t-the wood. + +1-18:34 And he said, Do it t-the second ^w^ t-time. And they did it t-the second +^w^ t-time. + +And he said, Do it t-the thiwd ^w^ t-time. And they did it t-the thiwd ^w^ t-time. + +18:35 And t-the w-watew wan (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the awtaw; and he fiwwed t-the +twench awso with watew. + +1-18:36 And it came to pass a-at t-the time of t-the offewing of t-the evenying +sacwifice, that Ewijah t-the pwophet came nyeaw, and said, WOWD God of +A-Abwaham, Isaac, and of I-Iswaew, wet it be knyown this day that t-thou awt +God in I-Iswaew, and that I am thy s-sewvant, and that I have donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +these things a-at thy wowd. + +18:37 Heaw me, O-O WOWD, h-heaw me, that this peopwe may knyow that t-thou +awt t-the WOWD G-God, and that t-thou hast (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw heawt back again. + +18:38 T-Then t-the fiwe of t-the WOWD feww, and consumed t-the buwnt +sacwifice, and t-the wood, and t-the stonyes, and t-the dust, and wicked up +t-the w-watew that w-was in t-the t-twench. + +18:39 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe saw it, they feww on theiw f-faces: and +they said, The WOWD, he is t-the God; t-the WOWD, he is t-the God. + +18:40 And Ewijah said u-unto t-them, Take t-the pwophets of Baaw; wet nyot +onye of t-them escape. And they took (=`ω´=) t-them: and Ewijah b-bwought t-them down +to t-the b-bwook Kishon, and swew t-them thewe. + +18:41 And Ewijah said u-unto Ahab, Get thee up, e-eat and dwink; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is a s-sound of a-abundance of wain. + +18:42 S-So A-Ahab went up to e-eat and to d-dwink. And Ewijah went up to t-the +top of Cawmew; and he cast himsewf down upon t-the eawth, and put his +f-face b-between his knyees, 18:43 And said to his s-sewvant, Go up n-nyow, wook +towawd t-the sea. And he went up, and wooked, and said, Thewe is +nyothing. And he said, Go again seven times. + +18:44 And it came to pass a-at t-the seventh time, that he said, Behowd, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awiseth a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe cwoud out of t-the sea, w-wike a man's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he +said, Go up, say u-unto Ahab, Pwepawe thy c-chawiot, and get thee down +that t-the wain stop thee n-nyot. + +18:45 And it came to pass in t-the mean whiwe, that t-the heaven w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack +with cwouds and wind, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat wain. And A-Ahab wode, and +went to Jezweew. + +1-18:46 And t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was on Ewijah; and he giwded up his +w-woins, and wan befowe A-Ahab to t-the entwance of Jezweew. + +19:1 And A-Ahab towd J-Jezebew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Ewijah h-had donye, and withaw how he +h-had s-swain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets with t-the swowd. + +19:2 T-Then J-Jezebew sent a messengew u-unto Ewijah, s-saying, S-So wet t-the +gods (^-^*)/ d-do to me, and mowe awso, if I make nyot thy wife as t-the wife of +onye of t-them by to mowwow about this ^w^ t-time. + +19:3 And when he saw that, he a-awose, and went (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his w-wife, and came +to Beewsheba, which bewongeth to Judah, and weft his sewvant thewe. + +19:4 But he himsewf went a day's jouwnyey into t-the wiwdewnyess, and came +and sat down undew a junyipew twee: and he wequested (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf that +he m-might die; and said, I-It is enyough; n-nyow, O-O WOWD, o(>ω<)o t-take away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot bettew than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews. + +19:5 And as he way and swept undew a junyipew twee, b-behowd, t-then an +angew touched him, and said u-unto him, Awise and eat. + +1-19:6 And he wooked, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cake baken on t-the coaws, +and a cwuse of w-watew a-at his head. And he did e-eat and dwink, and w-waid +him down again. + +19:7 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD came again t-the second time, and touched +him, and said, Awise and eat; because t-the jouwnyey is too gweat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee. + +19:8 And he a-awose, and did e-eat and dwink, and went in t-the stwength of +that meat f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights u-unto Howeb t-the mount of God. + +19:9 And he came thithew u-unto a cave, and wodged thewe; and, b-behowd, +t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to him, and he said u-unto him, What doest +t-thou hewe, Ewijah? 19:10 And he said, I have b-been vewy jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the WOWD God of h-hosts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew have fowsaken thy +c-covenyant, thwown down thinye awtaws, and s-swain thy pwophets with t-the +swowd; and I, even I onwy, am weft; and they seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, to o(>ω<)o t-take it +away. + +1-19:11 And he said, Go fowth, and stand upon t-the mount befowe t-the WOWD. + +And, b-behowd, t-the WOWD passed by, and a gweat and stwong wind went t-the +mountains, and bwake in pieces t-the wocks befowe t-the WOWD; but t-the WOWD +w-was nyot in t-the wind: and aftew t-the wind an e-eawthquake; but t-the WOWD +w-was nyot in t-the eawthquake: (o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And aftew t-the eawthquake a fiwe; but +t-the WOWD w-was nyot in t-the fiwe: and aftew t-the fiwe a stiww smaww voice. + +19:13 And it w-was so, when Ewijah heawd it, that he wwapped his f-face in +his mantwe, and went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and s-stood in t-the entewing in of t-the cave. +And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a voice u-unto him, and said, What doest t-thou +hewe, Ewijah? 19:14 And he said, I have b-been vewy jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD God of h-hosts: because t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew have fowsaken thy +c-covenyant, thwown down thinye awtaws, and s-swain thy pwophets with t-the +swowd; and I, even I onwy, am weft; and they seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, to o(>ω<)o t-take it +away. + +19:15 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Go, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn on thy w-way to t-the +wiwdewnyess of Damascus: and when t-thou comest, anyoint Hazaew to be king +o-ovew Sywia: 19:16 And Jehu t-the son of UwU N-Nyimshi shawt t-thou anyoint to be +king o-ovew Iswaew: and Ewisha t-the son of Shaphat of Abewmehowah shawt +t-thou anyoint to be pwophet in thy woom. + +19:17 And it shaww come to pass, that him that escapeth t-the s-swowd of +Hazaew shaww Jehu sway: and him that escapeth fwom t-the s-swowd of Jehu +shaww Ewisha sway. + +19:18 Y-Yet I have weft m-me seven t-thousand in I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the k-knyees which +have nyot b-bowed u-unto Baaw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mouth which hath nyot kissed h-him. + +19:19 S-So he depawted thence, and f-found Ewisha t-the son of Shaphat, who +w-was p-pwowing with twewve ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen befowe him, and he with t-the +(o^▽^o) t-twewfth: and Ewijah passed by him, and cast his mantwe upon h-him. + +19:20 And he weft t-the oxen, and wan aftew Ewijah, and said, Wet me, I +p-pway thee, (O.O) k-kiss o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, and t-then I wiww fowwow thee. +And he said u-unto him, Go back ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what have I donye to thee? +19:21 And he wetuwnyed back fwom him, and took a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen, and swew +t-them, and boiwed theiw fwesh with t-the instwuments of t-the oxen, and +gave u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and they did eat. T-Then he a-awose, and went aftew +Ewijah, and minyistewed u-unto h-him. + +20:1 And Benhadad t-the king of Sywia gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his \(★ω★)/ h-host togethew: +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe thiwty and two kings with him, and howses, and +chawiots; and he went up and besieged S-Samawia, and wawwed against it. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And he sent m-messengews to A-Ahab king of Iswaew into t-the city, and +said u-unto him, T-Thus saith Benhadad, 20:3 Thy s-siwvew and thy gowd is +minye; thy wives awso and thy c-chiwdwen, even t-the goodwiest, awe minye. + +20:4 And t-the king of Iswaew answewed and said, My wowd, O-O king, +a-accowding to thy s-saying, I am thinye, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have. + +20:5 And t-the m-messengews came again, and said, T-Thus s-speaketh Benhadad, +s-saying, Awthough I have sent u-unto thee, s-saying, T-Thou shawt d-dewivew m-me +thy s-siwvew, and thy gowd, and thy wives, and thy chiwdwen; 20:6 Y-Yet I +wiww send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto thee to mowwow about this time, and they +shaww s-seawch thinye h-house, and t-the houses of thy sewvants; and it shaww +be, that whatsoevew is pweasant in thinye eyes, they shaww put it in +theiw hand, and o(>ω<)o t-take it away. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 T-Then t-the king of Iswaew cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of t-the wand, and +said, Mawk, I p-pway y-you, and s-see how this man seeketh mischief: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +sent u-unto m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wives, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-siwvew, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gowd; and I denyied him n-nyot. + +20:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe said u-unto him, Heawken nyot +u-unto him, (=`ω´=) n-nyow consent. + +20:9 Whewefowe he said u-unto t-the m-messengews of Benhadad, Teww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd +t-the king, Aww that t-thou didst send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to thy sewvant a-at t-the fiwst I +wiww do: but this t-thing I may nyot do. And t-the m-messengews depawted, and +b-bwought him wowd again. + +20:10 And Benhadad sent u-unto him, and said, The gods (^-^*)/ d-do so u-unto me, +and mowe awso, if t-the dust of Samawia shaww suffice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow handfuws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that fowwow me. + +2-20:11 And t-the king of Iswaew answewed and said, Teww him, Wet nyot him +that giwdeth on his hawnyess boast himsewf as he that putteth it off. + +2-20:12 And it came to pass, when Ben-hadad heawd this message, as he +w-was dwinking, he and t-the kings in t-the paviwions, that he said u-unto his +sewvants, Set youwsewves in awway. And they s-set themsewves in a-awway +against t-the city. + +2-20:13 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a pwophet u-unto A-Ahab king of I-Iswaew, +s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Hast t-thou s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweat muwtitude? +b-behowd, I wiww d-dewivew it into thinye hand this >_> d-day; and t-thou shawt +knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +2-20:14 And A-Ahab said, By whom? And he said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Even +by t-the young men of t-the pwinces of t-the pwovinces. T-Then he said, Who +shaww owdew t-the battwe? And he answewed, Thou. + +2-20:15 T-Then he nyumbewed t-the young men of t-the pwinces of t-the pwovinces, +and they wewe two hundwed and thiwty t-two: and aftew t-them he nyumbewed +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, being seven thousand. + +20:16 And they went out a-at nyoon. But Benhadad w-was dwinking himsewf +dwunk in t-the paviwions, he and t-the kings, t-the thiwty and two kings +that hewped h-him. + +2-20:17 And t-the young men of t-the pwinces of t-the pwovinces went out +fiwst; and Benhadad sent (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and they towd him, s-saying, Thewe awe men +come out of Samawia. + +20:18 And he said, Whethew they be come out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow p-peace, o(>ω<)o t-take t-them +awive; ow whethew they be come out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw, o(>ω<)o t-take t-them awive. + +2-20:19 S-So these young men of t-the pwinces of t-the pwovinces came out of +t-the city, and t-the awmy which f-fowwowed them. + +20:20 And they swew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his man: and t-the Sywians fwed; and +Iswaew puwsued (=`ω´=) t-them: and Benhadad t-the king of Sywia escaped on an +h-howse with t-the howsemen. + +20:21 And t-the king of Iswaew went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and smote t-the howses and +c-chawiots, and swew t-the Sywians with a gweat s-swaughtew. + +2-20:22 And t-the pwophet came to t-the king of I-Iswaew, and said u-unto him, +Go, stwengthen xDD t-thysewf, and m-mawk, and s-see what t-thou doest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-at t-the +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn of t-the yeaw t-the king of Sywia wiww come up against thee. + +20:23 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the king of Sywia said u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw gods +awe gods of t-the hiwws; thewefowe they wewe stwongew than we; but wet +us fight against t-them in t-the pwain, and suwewy we shaww be stwongew +than they. + +20:24 And (^-^*)/ d-do this thing, Take t-the kings away, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man out of his +pwace, and put captains in theiw wooms: 20:25 And (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew thee an awmy, +w-wike t-the awmy that t-thou hast w-wost, h-howse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-howse, and chawiot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +chawiot: and we wiww fight against t-them in t-the pwain, and suwewy we +shaww be stwongew than they. And he heawkenyed u-unto theiw voice, and +did so. + +20:26 And it came to pass a-at t-the (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn of t-the y-yeaw, that Benhadad +nyumbewed t-the Sywians, and went up to Aphek, to fight against Iswaew. + +2-20:27 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe nyumbewed, and wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwesent, +and went against (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (✯◡✯) p-pitched befowe t-them +w-wike two ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe f-fwocks of kids; but t-the Sywians fiwwed t-the countwy. + +20:28 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man of G-God, and spake u-unto t-the king of I-Iswaew, +and said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the Sywians have said, The WOWD +is God of t-the h-hiwws, but he is nyot God of t-the vawweys, thewefowe wiww +I d-dewivew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweat muwtitude into thinye hand, and ye shaww knyow +that I am t-the WOWD. + +20:29 And they (✯◡✯) p-pitched onye o-ovew against t-the othew seven days. And so +it was, that in t-the seventh day t-the battwe w-was joinyed: and t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew swew of t-the Sywians an hundwed t-thousand footmen in +onye d-day. + +20:30 But t-the w-west fwed to Aphek, into t-the c-city; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a waww feww +upon ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and seven t-thousand of t-the men that wewe weft. And Benhadad +fwed, and came into t-the city, into an innyew chambew. + +2-20:31 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, we have heawd that +t-the kings of t-the house of Iswaew awe m-mewcifuw kings: wet u-us, I p-pway +thee, put (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth on ouw w-woins, and wopes upon ouw heads, and go out +to t-the king of Iswaew: pewadventuwe he wiww s-save thy wife. + +20:32 S-So they giwded (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth on theiw w-woins, and put wopes on theiw +heads, and came to t-the king of I-Iswaew, and said, Thy sewvant Benhadad +saith, I p-pway thee, wet m-me w-wive. And he said, Is he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive? he is +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew. + +20:33 Nyow t-the men did diwigentwy o-obsewve whethew any t-thing w-wouwd come +fwom him, and did hastiwy catch i-it: and they said, Thy b-bwothew +Benhadad. T-Then he said, Go ye, bwing h-him. T-Then Benhadad came fowth to +h-him; and he caused him to come up into t-the chawiot. + +2-20:34 And Ben-hadad said u-unto him, The cities, which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew took +fwom thy fathew, I wiww w-westowe; and t-thou shawt make s-stweets (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee +in Damascus, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made in Samawia. T-Then said Ahab, I wiww send +thee away with this covenyant. S-So he m-made a c-covenyant with him, and sent +him away. + +20:35 And a c-cewtain man of t-the sons of t-the pwophets said u-unto his +(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw in t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, S-Smite me, I p-pway thee. And t-the man +wefused to smite h-him. + +20:36 T-Then said he u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast nyot obeyed t-the voice of +t-the WOWD, b-behowd, as soon as t-thou awt depawted fwom me, a w-wion shaww +(✧∀✧)/ s-sway thee. + +And as soon as he w-was depawted fwom him, a w-wion f-found him, and swew +h-him. + +20:37 T-Then he f-found anyothew ^.^ m-man, and said, S-Smite me, I p-pway thee. And +t-the man smote him, so that in s-smiting he w-wounded h-him. + +20:38 S-So t-the pwophet depawted, and waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king by t-the way, and +disguised himsewf with ashes upon his (￣ω￣) f-face. + +20:39 And as t-the king passed by, he cwied u-unto t-the king: and he said, +Thy sewvant went out into t-the m-midst of t-the >w< *twerks* b-battwe; and, b-behowd, a man +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside, and b-bwought a man u-unto me, and said, Keep this man: if +by any means he be m-missing, t-then shaww thy wife be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his w-wife, ow +ewse t-thou shawt pay a tawent of siwvew. + +(*^.^*) 2-20:40 And as thy sewvant w-was busy hewe and thewe, he w-was gonye. And t-the +king of Iswaew said u-unto him, S-So shaww thy j-judgment b-be; t-thysewf hast +d-decided it. + +20:41 And he hasted, and took t-the ashes away fwom his face; and t-the +king of Iswaew discewnyed him that he w-was of t-the pwophets. + +20:42 And he said u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast wet +go out of thy hand a man whom I appointed to uttew destwuction, +thewefowe thy wife shaww go (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his w-wife, and thy peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +peopwe. + +20:43 And t-the king of Iswaew went to his house h-heavy and dispweased, +and came to Samawia. + +21:1 And it came to pass aftew these things, that N-Nyaboth t-the +Jezweewite h-had a v-vinyeyawd, which w-was in Jezweew, hawd by t-the pawace of +A-Ahab king of Samawia. + +21:2 And A-Ahab spake u-unto N-Nyaboth, s-saying, Give m-me thy v-vinyeyawd, that I +may have it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gawden of hewbs, because it is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house: +and I wiww g-give thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it a bettew vinyeyawd than it; ow, if it seem +g-good to thee, I wiww g-give thee t-the wowth of it in monyey. + +21:3 And N-Nyaboth said to Ahab, The WOWD fowbid it me, that I shouwd +g-give t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews u-unto thee. + +21:4 And A-Ahab came into his house h-heavy and d-dispweased because of t-the +wowd which N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite h-had spoken to him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had said, I +wiww nyot g-give thee t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews. And he w-waid him down +upon his bed, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away his face, and w-wouwd e-eat nyo bwead. + +21:5 But J-Jezebew his wife came to him, and said u-unto him, Why is thy +spiwit so sad, that t-thou eatest nyo bwead? 2-21:6 And he said u-unto hew, +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because I spake u-unto N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite, and said u-unto him, Give m-me +thy vinyeyawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-monyey; ow ewse, if it pwease thee, I wiww g-give thee +anyothew vinyeyawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: and he answewed, I wiww nyot g-give thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +vinyeyawd. + +21:7 And J-Jezebew his wife said u-unto him, Dost t-thou nyow govewn t-the +kingdom of I-Iswaew? a-awise, and e-eat bwead, and wet thinye heawt be m-mewwy: +I wiww g-give thee t-the vinyeyawd of N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite. + +21:8 S-So she wwote wettews in Ahab's nyame, and seawed t-them with his +seaw, and sent t-the wettews u-unto t-the ewdews and to t-the nyobwes that wewe +in his city, dwewwing with (=`ω´=) N-Nyaboth. + +21:9 And she wwote in t-the w-wettews, s-saying, Pwocwaim a fast, and s-set +N-Nyaboth on high among t-the peopwe: 21:10 And s-set two men, sons of +Bewiaw, befowe him, to beaw witnyess against him, s-saying, T-Thou didst +bwaspheme God and t-the king. And t-then cawwy him (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and stonye him, +that he may die. + +21:11 And t-the men of his city, even t-the ewdews and t-the nyobwes who wewe +t-the i-inhabitants in his city, did as J-Jezebew h-had sent u-unto t-them, and as +it w-was wwitten in t-the wettews which she h-had sent u-unto them. + +21:12 They pwocwaimed a fast, and s-set N-Nyaboth on high among t-the peopwe. + +2-21:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came in two men, chiwdwen of Bewiaw, and sat befowe +him: and t-the men of (* ^ ω ^) B-Bewiaw witnyessed against him, even against N-Nyaboth, +in t-the pwesence of t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, N-Nyaboth did bwaspheme God and +t-the king. T-Then they cawwied him fowth out of t-the city, and stonyed him +with stonyes, that he died. + +21:14 T-Then they sent to Jezebew, s-saying, N-Nyaboth is stonyed, and is +dead. + +2-21:15 And it came to pass, when J-Jezebew heawd that N-Nyaboth w-was stonyed, +and w-was dead, that J-Jezebew said to Ahab, Awise, o(>ω<)o t-take ^.^ p-possession of t-the +vinyeyawd of N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite, which he wefused to g-give thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +m-monyey: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow N-Nyaboth is nyot awive, but dead. + +21:16 And it came to pass, when A-Ahab heawd that N-Nyaboth w-was dead, that +A-Ahab w-wose up to go down to t-the vinyeyawd of N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite, to +o(>ω<)o t-take ^.^ p-possession of it. + +21:17 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Ewijah t-the Tishbite, s-saying, +2-21:18 Awise, go down to meet A-Ahab king of I-Iswaew, which is in Samawia: +b-behowd, he is in t-the vinyeyawd of N-Nyaboth, whithew he is gonye down to +possess it. + +2-21:19 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto him, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Hast +t-thou kiwwed, and awso taken xDD *hugs tightly* p-possession? And t-thou shawt speak u-unto him, +s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, In t-the pwace whewe dogs wicked t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +of N-Nyaboth shaww dogs wick thy bwood, even thinye. + +21:20 And A-Ahab said to Ewijah, Hast t-thou f-found me, O-O minye e-enyemy? And +he answewed, I have f-found t-thee: because t-thou hast sowd t-thysewf to wowk +eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD. + +21:21 Behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon thee, and wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away thy +postewity, and wiww cut off fwom A-Ahab him that p-pisseth against t-the +waww, and him that is s-shut up and weft in I-Iswaew, 2-21:22 And wiww make +thinye house w-wike t-the house of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, and w-wike t-the +house of Baasha t-the son of A-Ahijah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwovocation whewewith t-thou +hast p-pwovoked m-me to angew, and m-made Iswaew to sin. + +21:23 And of J-Jezebew awso spake t-the WOWD, s-saying, The dogs shaww e-eat +J-Jezebew by t-the waww of Jezweew. + +21:24 H-Him that dieth of A-Ahab in t-the city t-the dogs shaww eat; and him +that dieth in t-the fiewd shaww t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw eat. + +21:25 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye w-wike u-unto Ahab, which did seww himsewf to +wowk w-wickednyess in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, whom J-Jezebew his wife +stiwwed (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +21:26 And he did vewy abominyabwy in fowwowing idows, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things as did t-the A-Amowites, whom t-the WOWD cast out befowe t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew. + +21:27 And it came to pass, when A-Ahab heawd those wowds, that he went +his cwothes, and put (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth upon his f-fwesh, and fasted, and way in +sackcwoth, and went softwy. + +21:28 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Ewijah t-the Tishbite, s-saying, +21:29 S-Seest t-thou how A-Ahab humbweth himsewf befowe m-me? because he +humbweth himsewf befowe me, I wiww nyot bwing t-the eviw in his ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: but +in his son's days wiww I bwing t-the eviw upon his house. + +22:1 And they continyued thwee yeaws without waw b-between Sywia and +Iswaew. + +2-22:2 And it came to pass in t-the thiwd y-yeaw, that J-Jehoshaphat t-the king +of Judah came down to t-the king of Iswaew. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto his sewvants, K-Knyow ye that +Wamoth in Giwead is ouws, and we be stiww, and o(>ω<)o t-take it nyot out of t-the +hand of t-the king of S-Sywia? 22:4 And he said u-unto Jehoshaphat, Wiwt +t-thou go with m-me to battwe to Wamothgiwead? And J-Jehoshaphat said to t-the +king of I-Iswaew, I am as t-thou awt, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe as thy p-peopwe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my howses +as thy howses. + +2-22:5 And J-Jehoshaphat said u-unto t-the king of I-Iswaew, Enquiwe, I p-pway +thee, a-at t-the wowd of t-the WOWD to d-day. + +22:6 T-Then t-the king of Iswaew gathewed t-the pwophets togethew, about +fouw hundwed men, and said u-unto t-them, Shaww I go against Wamothgiwead +to battwe, ow shaww I fowbeaw? And they said, Go up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +shaww d-dewivew it into t-the hand of t-the king. + +22:7 And J-Jehoshaphat said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot hewe a pwophet of t-the WOWD +besides, that we m-might enquiwe of h-him? 22:8 And t-the king of Iswaew +said u-unto Jehoshaphat, Thewe is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet onye ^.^ m-man, Micaiah t-the son of Imwah, +by whom we may enquiwe of t-the WOWD: but I hate h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he doth nyot +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy g-good c-concewnying me, but \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. And J-Jehoshaphat said, Wet nyot +t-the king say so. + +22:9 T-Then t-the king of Iswaew cawwed an officew, and said, Hasten +hithew Micaiah t-the son of I-Imwah. + +22:10 And t-the king of Iswaew and J-Jehoshaphat t-the king of Judah sat +each on his t-thwonye, h-having put on theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, in a void pwace in t-the +entwance of t-the gate of Samawia; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets pwophesied +befowe them. + +22:11 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of C-Chenyaanyah m-made him howns of iwon: and he +said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, With these shawt t-thou push t-the Sywians, +untiw t-thou have consumed them. + +22:12 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets pwophesied so, s-saying, Go up to +Wamothgiwead, and pwospew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD shaww d-dewivew it into t-the +king's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +22:13 And t-the messengew that w-was gonye to caww Micaiah spake u-unto him, +s-saying, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, t-the w-wowds of t-the pwophets decwawe g-good u-unto t-the +king with onye m-mouth: wet thy wowd, I p-pway thee, be w-wike t-the wowd of +onye of t-them, and speak that which is good. + +22:14 And Micaiah said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, what t-the WOWD saith u-unto +me, that wiww I s-speak. + +22:15 S-So he came to t-the king. And t-the king said u-unto him, Micaiah, +shaww we go against Wamothgiwead to battwe, ow shaww we fowbeaw? And +he answewed him, Go, and pwospew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD shaww d-dewivew it into +t-the hand of t-the king. + +22:16 And t-the king said u-unto him, How many times shaww I adjuwe thee +that t-thou teww m-me nyothing but that which is twue in t-the nyame of t-the +WOWD? (^人^) 2-22:17 And he said, I saw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew scattewed upon t-the h-hiwws, +as sheep that have nyot a shephewd: and t-the WOWD said, These have nyo +mastew: wet t-them (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his house in p-peace. + +22:18 And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto Jehoshaphat, Did I nyot teww +thee that he w-wouwd ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy nyo g-good c-concewnying me, but eviw? 22:19 +And he said, Heaw t-thou thewefowe t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: I saw t-the WOWD +sitting on his t-thwonye, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven standing by him on +his wight hand and on his weft. + +22:20 And t-the WOWD said, Who shaww pewsuade Ahab, that he may go up +and faww a-at Wamothgiwead? And onye said on this m-mannyew, and anyothew +said on that mannyew. + +22:21 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fowth a spiwit, and s-stood befowe t-the WOWD, and +said, I wiww pewsuade h-him. + +2-22:22 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Whewewith? And he said, I wiww go +fowth, and I wiww be a wying spiwit in t-the mouth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his pwophets. +And he said, T-Thou shawt pewsude him, and pwevaiw awso: go fowth, and +(^-^*)/ d-do so. + +22:23 Nyow thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the WOWD hath put a wying spiwit in t-the +mouth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these thy pwophets, and t-the WOWD hath spoken eviw +c-concewnying thee. + +22:24 But (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of C-Chenyaanyah went nyeaw, and smote Micaiah +on t-the c-cheek, and said, W-Which w-way went t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD fwom m-me +to speak u-unto thee? 22:25 And Micaiah said, Behowd, t-thou shawt s-see in +that day, when t-thou shawt go into an innyew c-chambew to hide thysewf. + +22:26 And t-the king of Iswaew said, Take Micaiah, and cawwy him back +u-unto Amon t-the govewnyow of t-the city, and to Joash t-the king's son; 22:27 +And say, T-Thus saith t-the king, Put this f-fewwow in t-the pwison, and feed +him with bwead of affwiction and with w-watew of a-affwiction, untiw I +come in p-peace. + +22:28 And Micaiah said, If t-thou (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in p-peace, t-the WOWD hath +nyot spoken by me. And he said, Heawken, O-O p-peopwe, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you. + +22:29 S-So t-the king of Iswaew and J-Jehoshaphat t-the king of Judah went up +to Wamothgiwead. + +22:30 And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto Jehoshaphat, I wiww disguise +mysewf, and entew into t-the >w< *twerks* b-battwe; but put t-thou on thy wobes. And t-the +king of Iswaew disguised himsewf, and went into t-the battwe. + +22:31 But t-the king of Sywia commanded his thiwty and two captains that +h-had w-wuwe o-ovew his c-chawiots, s-saying, Fight nyeithew with smaww (=`ω´=) n-nyow +g-gweat, s-save onwy with t-the king of Iswaew. + +22:32 And it came to pass, when t-the captains of t-the chawiots saw +Jehoshaphat, that they said, S-Suwewy it is t-the king of Iswaew. And they +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside to fight against him: and J-Jehoshaphat cwied ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +22:33 And it came to pass, when t-the captains of t-the chawiots pewceived +that it w-was nyot t-the king of I-Iswaew, that they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back fwom +puwsuing h-him. + +22:34 And a c-cewtain man dwew a bow a-at a ventuwe, and smote t-the king of +Iswaew b-between t-the joints of t-the hawnyess: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he said u-unto t-the +dwivew of his c-chawiot, T-Tuwn thinye hand, and cawwy m-me out of t-the host; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am wounded. + +22:35 And t-the battwe incweased that day: and t-the king w-was stayed up in +his chawiot against t-the Sywians, and died a-at even: and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wan +out of t-the wound into t-the m-midst of t-the chawiot. + +22:36 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went a pwocwamation (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host about t-the +g-going down of t-the sun, s-saying, Evewy man to his city, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to +his own countwy. + +22:37 S-So t-the king died, and w-was b-bwought to Samawia; and they buwied +t-the king in Samawia. + +22:38 And onye washed t-the chawiot in t-the poow of Samawia; and t-the dogs +wicked up his bwood; and they washed his awmouw; a-accowding u-unto t-the +wowd of t-the WOWD which he spake. + +22:39 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Ahab, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and t-the +ivowy house which he made, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities that he buiwt, awe they +nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? +22:40 S-So A-Ahab swept with his fathews; and A-Ahaziah his son weignyed in +his s-stead. + +(o^▽^o) 2-22:41 And J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of Asa began to weign o-ovew Judah in t-the +fouwth yeaw of A-Ahab king of Iswaew. + +22:42 J-Jehoshaphat w-was thiwty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to +weign; and he weignyed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws in Jewusawem. And his +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Azubah t-the daughtew of Shiwhi. + +2-22:43 And he wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ways of Asa his f-fathew; he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot +aside fwom it, doing that which w-was wight in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD: +nyevewthewess t-the high pwaces wewe nyot taken away; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe +offewed and buwnt i-incense (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in t-the high pwaces. + +2-22:44 And J-Jehoshaphat m-made peace with t-the king of Iswaew. + +22:45 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his m-might that he +shewed, and how he wawwed, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the +chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 22:46 And t-the wemnyant of t-the +sodomites, which wemainyed in t-the days of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Asa, he took out +of t-the wand. + +22:47 Thewe w-was t-then nyo king in E-Edom: a deputy w-was king. + +22:48 J-Jehoshaphat m-made s-ships of Thawshish to go to Ophiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd: but +they went n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-ships wewe bwoken a-at Eziongebew. + +2-22:49 T-Then said A-Ahaziah t-the son of A-Ahab u-unto Jehoshaphat, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants go with thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants in t-the s-ships. But J-Jehoshaphat w-wouwd n-nyot. + +22:50 And J-Jehoshaphat swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his +f-fathews in t-the city of David his fathew: and J-Jehowam his son weignyed +in his s-stead. + +22:51 A-Ahaziah t-the son of A-Ahab began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in Samawia +t-the seventeenth yeaw of J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah, and weignyed two +yeaws o-ovew Iswaew. + +2-22:52 And he did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and wawked in t-the w-way +of his fathew, and in t-the w-way of his mothew, and in t-the w-way of +Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made Iswaew to (*°▽°*) s-sin: 22:53 Fow he sewved +Baaw, and w-wowshipped him, and p-pwovoked to angew t-the WOWD God of +I-Iswaew, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had donye. + + + + +The S-Second Book of t-the Kings + +Commonwy Cawwed: + +The Fouwth Book of t-the Kings + + +1:1 T-Then Moab webewwed against Iswaew aftew t-the death of Ahab. + +1:2 And A-Ahaziah feww down thwough a wattice in his (--_--) u-uppew c-chambew that +w-was in S-Samawia, and w-was sick: and he sent messengews, and said u-unto +t-them, Go, enquiwe of Baawzebub t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon whethew I shaww +wecovew of this disease. + +1:3 But t-the angew of t-the WOWD said to Ewijah t-the Tishbite, Awise, go +up to meet t-the m-messengews of t-the king of S-Samawia, and say u-unto t-them, +Is it nyot because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a God in I-Iswaew, that ye go to enquiwe +of Baawzebub t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of Ekwon? 1:4 Nyow thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, +T-Thou shawt nyot come down fwom that b-bed on which t-thou awt gonye up, but +shawt suwewy die. And Ewijah depawted. + +1:5 And when t-the m-messengews (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back u-unto him, he said u-unto t-them, +Why awe ye nyow (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back? 1-1:6 And they said u-unto him, Thewe came a +man up to meet u-us, and said u-unto u-us, Go, tuwn again u-unto t-the king that +sent y-you, and say u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Is it nyot because +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a God in I-Iswaew, that t-thou s-sendest to enquiwe of +Baawzebub t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of Ekwon? thewefowe t-thou shawt nyot come down fwom +that b-bed on which t-thou awt gonye up, but shawt suwewy die. + +1:7 And he said u-unto t-them, What m-mannyew of man w-was he which came up to +meet y-you, and towd you these wowds? 1:8 And they answewed him, He w-was +an (＞ｍ＜) *sweats* h-haiwy ^.^ m-man, and giwt with a g-giwdwe of weathew about his woins. And +he said, I-It is Ewijah t-the Tishbite. + +1-1:9 T-Then t-the king sent u-unto him a c-captain of fifty with his fifty. And +he went up to him: and, b-behowd, he sat on t-the top of an hiww. And he +spake u-unto him, T-Thou man of G-God, t-the king hath said, Come down. + +1:10 And Ewijah answewed and said to t-the c-captain of fifty, If I be a +man of G-God, t-then wet fiwe come down fwom heaven, and consume thee and +thy fifty. + +And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came down fiwe fwom heaven, and consumed him and his fifty. + +1:11 A-Again awso he sent u-unto him anyothew c-captain of fifty with his +fifty. + +And he answewed and said u-unto him, O-O man of G-God, thus hath t-the king +said, Come down quickwy. + +1:12 And Ewijah answewed and said u-unto t-them, If I be a man of G-God, wet +fiwe come down fwom heaven, and consume thee and thy fifty. And t-the +fiwe of God came down fwom heaven, and consumed him and his fifty. + +1:13 And he sent again a c-captain of t-the thiwd fifty with his fifty. +And t-the thiwd c-captain of fifty went up, and came and feww on his k-knyees +befowe Ewijah, and besought him, and said u-unto him, O-O man of G-God, I +p-pway thee, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, and t-the wife of these fifty thy sewvants, be +(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious in thy sight. + +1:14 Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fiwe down fwom heaven, and buwnt up t-the two +captains of t-the f-fowmew (o_O) f-fifties with theiw fifties: thewefowe wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wife nyow be (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious in thy sight. + +1:15 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto Ewijah, Go down with him: be +nyot afwaid of h-him. And he a-awose, and went down with him u-unto t-the king. + +1:16 And he said u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Fowasmuch as t-thou hast +sent m-messengews to enquiwe of Baawzebub t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of Ekwon, is it nyot +because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God in Iswaew to enquiwe of his wowd? thewefowe +t-thou shawt nyot come down off that b-bed on which t-thou awt gonye up, but +shawt suwewy die. + +1:17 S-So he died a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD which Ewijah h-had +spoken. + +And J-Jehowam weignyed in his stead in t-the second yeaw of J-Jehowam t-the son +of J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah; because he h-had nyo (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +1:18 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of A-Ahaziah which he did, awe they nyot +wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 2:1 And +it came to pass, when t-the WOWD w-wouwd o(>ω<)o t-take up Ewijah into heaven by a +whiwwwind, that Ewijah went with Ewisha fwom Giwgaw. + +2:2 And Ewijah said u-unto Ewisha, Tawwy hewe, I p-pway thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +hath sent m-me to Bethew. And Ewisha said u-unto him, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, +and as thy souw w-wiveth, I wiww nyot weave thee. S-So they went down to +Bethew. + +2-2:3 And t-the sons of t-the pwophets that wewe a-at Bethew came fowth to +Ewisha, and said u-unto him, Knyowest t-thou that t-the WOWD wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away +thy mastew fwom thy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head to day? And he said, Yea, I knyow it; h-howd ye +youw p-peace. + +2:4 And Ewijah said u-unto him, Ewisha, tawwy hewe, I p-pway thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD hath sent m-me to Jewicho. And he said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and as +thy souw w-wiveth, I wiww nyot weave thee. S-So they came to Jewicho. + +2-2:5 And t-the sons of t-the pwophets that wewe a-at Jewicho came to Ewisha, +and said u-unto him, Knyowest t-thou that t-the WOWD wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away thy +mastew fwom thy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head to day? And he answewed, Yea, I knyow it; h-howd ye +youw p-peace. + +2:6 And Ewijah said u-unto him, Tawwy, I p-pway thee, hewe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +hath sent m-me to Jowdan. And he said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and as thy +souw w-wiveth, I wiww nyot weave thee. And they two went o-on. + +2-2:7 And fifty men of t-the sons of t-the pwophets went, and s-stood to view +afaw off: and they two s-stood by Jowdan. + +2:8 And Ewijah took his mantwe, and wwapped it togethew, and smote t-the +w-watews, and they wewe d-divided hithew and thithew, so that they two +went o-ovew on dwy gwound. + +2-2:9 And it came to pass, when they wewe gonye ovew, that Ewijah said +u-unto Ewisha, Ask what I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, befowe I be taken away fwom +thee. And Ewisha said, I p-pway thee, wet a d-doubwe powtion of thy spiwit +be upon me. + +2:10 And he said, T-Thou hast asked a hawd thing: nyevewthewess, if t-thou +s-see m-me when I am taken fwom thee, it shaww be so u-unto thee; but if +nyot, it shaww nyot be so. + +2-2:11 And it came to pass, as they stiww went o-on, and tawked, that, +b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed a chawiot of f-fiwe, and howses of f-fiwe, and +pawted t-them both a-asundew; and Ewijah went up by a whiwwwind into +heaven. + +2:12 And Ewisha saw it, and he cwied, My fathew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, t-the +chawiot of I-Iswaew, and t-the howsemen t-theweof. And he saw him nyo mowe: +and he took h-howd of his own cwothes, and went t-them in two pieces. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 He took up awso t-the mantwe of Ewijah that feww fwom him, and went +b-back, and s-stood by t-the bank of Jowdan; 2:14 And he took t-the mantwe of +Ewijah that feww fwom him, and smote t-the w-watews, and said, Whewe is +t-the WOWD God of Ewijah? and when he awso h-had smitten t-the w-watews, they +pawted hithew and thithew: and Ewisha went ovew. + +2:15 And when t-the sons of t-the pwophets which wewe to view a-at Jewicho +saw him, they said, The spiwit of Ewijah doth w-west on E-Ewisha. And they +came to meet him, and b-bowed themsewves to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound befowe h-him. + +2:16 And they said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be with thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +fifty stwong men; wet t-them go, we p-pway thee, and seek thy mastew: west +pewadventuwe t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD hath taken him up, and cast him +upon s-some mountain, ow into s-some vawwey. And he said, Ye shaww nyot +send. + +2:17 And when they uwged him tiww he w-was a-ashamed, he said, Send. They +sent thewefowe fifty men; and they sought thwee days, but f-found him +n-nyot. + +2:18 And when they came again to him, (fow he t-tawwied a-at Jewicho,) he +said u-unto t-them, Did I nyot say u-unto y-you, Go nyot? 2:19 And t-the men of +t-the city said u-unto Ewisha, Behowd, I p-pway thee, t-the situation of this +city is pweasant, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd seeth: but t-the w-watew is nyaught, and t-the +(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound bawwen. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And he said, Bwing m-me a nyew cwuse, and put sawt thewein. And they +b-bwought it to h-him. + +2:21 And he went fowth u-unto t-the spwing of t-the w-watews, and cast t-the +sawt in thewe, and said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, I have heawed these +watews; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence any mowe death ow b-bawwen wand. + +2:22 S-So t-the watews wewe heawed u-unto this day, a-accowding to t-the saying +of Ewisha which he spake. + +2:23 And he went up fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence u-unto B-Bethew: and as he w-was g-going up by +t-the way, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fowth ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwdwen out of t-the city, and mocked +him, and said u-unto him, Go up, t-thou bawd h-head; go up, t-thou bawd head. + +2:24 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and wooked on t-them, and cuwsed t-them in t-the +nyame of t-the WOWD. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fowth two she beaws out of t-the wood, +and tawe f-fowty and two chiwdwen of them. + +2:25 And he went fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence to mount Cawmew, and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence he +wetuwnyed to Samawia. + +3-3:1 Nyow J-Jehowam t-the son of A-Ahab began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in Samawia +t-the eighteenth yeaw of J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah, and weignyed twewve +yeaws. + +3:2 And he wwought eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD; but nyot w-wike his +fathew, and w-wike his mothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he put away t-the i-image of Baaw that +his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had made. + +3-3:3 Nyevewthewess he cweaved u-unto t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of +N-Nyebat, which m-made Iswaew to sin; he depawted nyot thewefwom. + +3:4 And (￣ω￣) M-Mesha king of Moab w-was a sheepmastew, and w-wendewed u-unto t-the +king of Iswaew an hundwed t-thousand wambs, and an hundwed t-thousand +wams, with t-the woow. + +3:5 But it came to pass, when A-Ahab w-was dead, that t-the king of Moab +webewwed against t-the king of Iswaew. + +3-3:6 And king J-Jehowam went out of Samawia t-the same time, and nyumbewed +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. + +3:7 And he went and sent to J-Jehoshaphat t-the king of Judah, s-saying, The +king of Moab hath webewwed against me: wiwt t-thou go with m-me against +Moab to battwe? And he said, I wiww go up: I am as t-thou awt, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe +as thy p-peopwe, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my howses as thy howses. + +3:8 And he said, W-Which w-way shaww we go u-up? And he answewed, The w-way +thwough t-the wiwdewnyess of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +3-3:9 S-So t-the king of Iswaew went, and t-the king of Judah, and t-the king of +E-Edom: and they fetched a compass of seven days' jouwnyey: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +nyo w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the host, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cattwe that f-fowwowed them. + +3:10 And t-the king of Iswaew said, Awas! that t-the WOWD hath cawwed +these thwee kings togethew, to d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of Moab! +3:11 But J-Jehoshaphat said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot hewe a pwophet of t-the WOWD, +that we may enquiwe of t-the WOWD by h-him? And onye of t-the king of +Iswaew's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants answewed and said, Hewe is Ewisha t-the son of +Shaphat, which pouwed w-watew on t-the h-hands of Ewijah. + +3:12 And J-Jehoshaphat said, The wowd of t-the WOWD is with h-him. S-So t-the +king of Iswaew and J-Jehoshaphat and t-the king of Edom went down to h-him. + +3:13 And Ewisha said u-unto t-the king of I-Iswaew, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with +thee? get thee to t-the pwophets of thy fathew, and to t-the pwophets of +thy m-mothew. + +And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto him, Nyay: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath cawwed +these thwee kings togethew, to d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of Moab. + +3:14 And Ewisha said, As t-the WOWD of hosts w-wiveth, befowe whom I +stand, suwewy, wewe it nyot that I w-wegawd t-the pwesence of J-Jehoshaphat +t-the king of Judah, I w-wouwd nyot wook towawd thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-see thee. + +3:15 But nyow bwing m-me a minstwew. And it came to pass, when t-the +minstwew pwayed, that t-the hand of t-the WOWD came upon h-him. + +3:16 And he said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Make this vawwey f-fuww of +ditches. + +3:17 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Ye shaww nyot s-see wind, nyeithew shaww ye +s-see wain; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet that vawwey shaww be fiwwed with watew, that ye may +dwink, both ye, and youw cattwe, and youw beasts. + +3:18 And this is but a wight t-thing in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he wiww +d-dewivew t-the Moabites awso into youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3:19 And ye shaww smite {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fenced city, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy choice city, and +shaww feww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good twee, and stop (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wewws of watew, and maw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +g-good piece of wand with stonyes. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And it came to pass in t-the m-mownying, when t-the meat offewing w-was +offewed, that, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came w-watew by t-the w-way of Edom, and t-the +c-countwy w-was fiwwed with watew. + +3:21 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Moabites heawd that t-the kings wewe come up to +fight against t-them, they gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to put on a-awmouw, +and upwawd, and s-stood in t-the bowdew. + +3-3:22 And they w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and t-the sun shonye upon t-the +watew, and t-the Moabites saw t-the w-watew on t-the othew side as (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed as +b-bwood: 3:23 And they said, This is b-bwood: t-the kings awe suwewy swain, +and they have smitten onye anyothew: nyow thewefowe, M-Moab, to t-the s-spoiw. + +3:24 And when they came to t-the camp of I-Iswaew, t-the Iswaewites w-wose up +and smote t-the Moabites, so that they fwed befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: but they went +fowwawd s-smiting t-the Moabites, even in theiw countwy. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 And they beat down t-the cities, and on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good piece of wand +cast {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his stonye, and fiwwed it; and they |･ω･) s-stopped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +w-wewws of watew, and fewwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good t-twees: onwy in Kiwhawaseth +weft they t-the s-stonyes t-theweof; h-howbeit t-the swingews went about it, and +smote it. + +3:26 And when t-the king of Moab saw that t-the battwe w-was too sowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +him, he took with him seven hundwed men that dwew swowds, to bweak +thwough even u-unto t-the king of E-Edom: but they couwd n-nyot. + +3-3:27 T-Then he took his (・_・ヾ e-ewdest son that shouwd have weignyed in his +╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, and offewed him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing upon t-the waww. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was gweat indignyation against Iswaew: and they depawted fwom him, and +wetuwnyed to theiw own wand. + +4:1 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cwied a c-cewtain woman of t-the wives of t-the sons of t-the +pwophets u-unto Ewisha, s-saying, Thy sewvant o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-husband is dead; and t-thou +k-knyowest that thy sewvant did f-feaw t-the WOWD: and t-the c-cweditow is come +to o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two sons to be bondmen. + +4-4:2 And Ewisha said u-unto hew, What shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee? teww me, what +hast t-thou in t-the house? And she said, T-Thinye handmaid hath nyot any +t-thing in t-the h-house, s-save a p-pot of oiw. + +4:3 T-Then he said, Go, bowwow thee vessews a-abwoad of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +nyeighbouws, even empty vessews; bowwow nyot a few. + +4-4:4 And when t-thou awt come in, t-thou shawt s-shut t-the doow upon thee and +upon thy ^-^ s-sons, and shawt p-pouw out into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those vessews, and t-thou +shawt s-set aside that which is fuww. + +4-4:5 S-So she went fwom him, and s-shut t-the doow upon hew and upon hew +^-^ s-sons, who b-bwought t-the vessews to hew; and she pouwed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +4:6 And it came to pass, when t-the vessews wewe fuww, that she said +u-unto hew son, Bwing m-me (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a vessew. And he said u-unto hew, Thewe is +nyot a vessew mowe. And t-the oiw stayed. + +4:7 T-Then she came and towd t-the man of God. And he said, Go, seww t-the +oiw, and pay thy debt, and wive t-thou and thy chiwdwen of t-the w-west. + +4-4:8 And it feww on a day, that Ewisha passed to Shunyem, whewe w-was a +gweat woman; and she constwainyed him to e-eat bwead. And so it was, that +as oft as he passed by, he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in thithew to e-eat bwead. + +4:9 And she said u-unto hew husband, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I pewceive that this is +an h-howy man of G-God, which passeth by us continyuawwy. + +4:10 Wet us make a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chambew, I p-pway thee, on t-the waww; and wet +us s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a bed, and a tabwe, and a stoow, and a +candwestick: and it shaww be, when he cometh to u-us, that he shaww tuwn +in thithew. + +4:11 And it feww on a day, that he came thithew, and he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into +t-the chambew, and way thewe. + +4:12 And he said to Gehazi his s-sewvant, Caww this Shunyammite. And when +he h-had cawwed hew, she s-stood befowe h-him. + +4:13 And he said u-unto him, Say nyow u-unto hew, Behowd, t-thou hast b-been +cawefuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this cawe; what is to be donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee? +wouwdest t-thou be spoken (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to t-the king, ow to t-the c-captain of t-the +host? And she answewed, I dweww among minye own peopwe. + +4:14 And he said, What t-then is to be donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-hew? And Gehazi +answewed, Vewiwy she hath nyo chiwd, and hew h-husband is owd. + +4:15 And he said, Caww hew. And when he h-had cawwed hew, she s-stood in +t-the d-doow. + +4:16 And he said, About this season, a-accowding to t-the time of w-wife, +t-thou shawt embwace a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And she said, Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, t-thou man of G-God, +(^-^*)/ d-do nyot w-wie u-unto thinye handmaid. + +4:17 And t-the woman conceived, and bawe a son a-at that season that +Ewisha h-had said u-unto hew, a-accowding to t-the time of wife. + +4-4:18 And when t-the c-chiwd w-was gwown, it feww on a day, that he went out +to his o(>ω<)o f-fathew to t-the weapews. + +4:19 And he said u-unto his fathew, My head, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head. And he said to a +wad, Cawwy him to his m-mothew. + +4:20 And when he h-had taken him, and b-bwought him to his mothew, he sat +on hew k-knyees tiww n-nyoon, and t-then died. + +4:21 And she went up, and w-waid him on t-the b-bed of t-the man of G-God, and +s-shut t-the doow upon him, and went ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +4:22 And she cawwed u-unto hew husband, and said, Send me, I p-pway thee, +onye of t-the young men, and onye of t-the asses, that I may w-wun to t-the man +of G-God, and come again. + +4:23 And he said, Whewefowe wiwt t-thou go to him to day? it is nyeithew +nyew moon, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sabbath. And she said, I-It shaww be weww. + +4:24 T-Then she saddwed an ass, and said to hew s-sewvant, Dwive, and go +fowwawd; swack nyot thy widing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, except I bid thee. + +4:25 S-So she went and came u-unto t-the man of God to mount Cawmew. And it +came to pass, when t-the man of God saw hew afaw off, that he said to +Gehazi his s-sewvant, Behowd, yondew is that Shunyammite: 4:26 Wun n-nyow, I +p-pway thee, to meet hew, and say u-unto hew, Is it w-weww with thee? is it +w-weww with thy husband? is it w-weww with t-the chiwd? And she answewed, I-It +is weww: 4:27 And when she came to t-the man of God to t-the h-hiww, she +caught him by t-the feet: but Gehazi came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to thwust hew away. And +t-the man of God said, Wet hew awonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew souw is vexed within hew: +and t-the WOWD hath hid it fwom me, and hath nyot towd me. + +4:28 T-Then she said, Did I d-desiwe a son of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? did I nyot say, Do +nyot deceive m-me? 4:29 T-Then he said to Gehazi, Giwd up thy w-woins, and +o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-staff in thinye hand, and go thy w-way: if t-thou meet any ^.^ m-man, +sawute him n-nyot; and if any sawute thee, answew him nyot ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and way +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-staff upon t-the f-face of t-the chiwd. + +4:30 And t-the mothew of t-the c-chiwd said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and as thy +souw w-wiveth, I wiww nyot weave thee. And he a-awose, and f-fowwowed hew. + +4-4:31 And Gehazi passed on befowe t-them, and w-waid t-the s-staff upon t-the +f-face of t-the chiwd; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyeithew voice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow heawing. Whewefowe +he went again to meet him, and towd him, s-saying, The c-chiwd is nyot +awaked. + +4:32 And when Ewisha w-was come into t-the h-house, b-behowd, t-the c-chiwd w-was +dead, and w-waid upon his bed. + +4:33 He went in thewefowe, and s-shut t-the doow upon t-them twain, and +pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD. + +4:34 And he went up, and way upon t-the chiwd, and put his mouth upon +his mouth, and his eyes upon his eyes, and his h-hands upon his hands: +and stwetched himsewf upon t-the chiwd; and t-the fwesh of t-the c-chiwd (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed +wawm. + +4:35 T-Then he wetuwnyed, and wawked in t-the house to and fwo; and went +up, and stwetched himsewf upon him: and t-the c-chiwd s-snyeezed seven times, +and t-the c-chiwd openyed his eyes. + +4:36 And he cawwed Gehazi, and said, Caww this Shunyammite. S-So he +cawwed hew. And when she w-was come in u-unto him, he said, Take up thy +(＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +4:37 T-Then she went in, and feww a-at his feet, and b-bowed hewsewf to t-the +g-gwound, and took up hew son, and went ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +4-4:38 And Ewisha came again to G-Giwgaw: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a deawth in t-the +wand; and t-the sons of t-the pwophets wewe sitting befowe him: and he +said u-unto his s-sewvant, Set on t-the gweat pot, and seethe pottage (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the sons of t-the pwophets. + +(*^‿^*) 4-4:39 And onye went out into t-the fiewd to gathew hewbs, and f-found a wiwd +vinye, and gathewed theweof wiwd g-gouwds his wap fuww, and came and +shwed t-them into t-the p-pot of pottage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they knyew t-them n-nyot. + +4:40 S-So they pouwed out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the men to eat. And it came to pass, as +they wewe e-eating of t-the pottage, that they cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and said, O-O t-thou +man of G-God, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is death in t-the p-pot. And they couwd nyot e-eat t-theweof. + +4:41 But he said, T-Then bwing meaw. And he cast it into t-the pot; and he +said, Pouw out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, that they may eat. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo +hawm in t-the p-pot. + +4-4:42 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man fwom B-Baawshawisha, and b-bwought t-the man of +God bwead of t-the fiwstfwuits, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty woaves of bawwey, and f-fuww eaws +of cown in t-the h-husk t-theweof. And he said, Give u-unto t-the p-peopwe, that +they may eat. + +4:43 And his sewvitow said, What, shouwd I s-set this befowe an hundwed +men? He said again, Give t-the p-peopwe, that they may eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus +saith t-the WOWD, They shaww eat, and shaww weave t-theweof. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 4-4:44 S-So he s-set it befowe t-them, and they did eat, and weft t-theweof, +a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +5:1 Nyow N-Nyaaman, c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the king of Sywia, w-was a gweat +man with his mastew, and honyouwabwe, because by him t-the WOWD h-had given +dewivewance u-unto Sywia: he w-was awso a mighty man in vawouw, but he w-was +a wepew. + +5-5:2 And t-the Sywians h-had gonye out by companyies, and h-had b-bwought away +captive out of t-the wand of Iswaew a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe maid; and she waited on +Nyaaman's wife. + +5:3 And she said u-unto hew mistwess, Wouwd God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd wewe with t-the +pwophet that is in Samawia! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-wouwd wecovew him of his wepwosy. + +5:4 And onye went in, and towd his wowd, s-saying, T-Thus and thus said t-the +m-maid that is of t-the wand of Iswaew. + +5:5 And t-the king of Sywia said, Go t-to, go, and I wiww send a wettew +u-unto t-the king of Iswaew. And he depawted, and took with him t-ten +tawents of s-siwvew, and six t-thousand pieces of gowd, and t-ten changes of +waiment. + +5:6 And he b-bwought t-the wettew to t-the king of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Nyow when +this wettew is come u-unto thee, b-behowd, I have thewewith sent (^人^) N-Nyaaman o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sewvant to thee, that t-thou mayest wecovew him of his wepwosy. + +5:7 And it came to pass, when t-the king of Iswaew h-had wead t-the w-wettew, +that he went his cwothes, and said, Am I G-God, to kiww and to make +awive, that this man doth send u-unto m-me to wecovew a man of his +wepwosy? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe considew, I p-pway y-you, and s-see how he seeketh a +quawwew against me. + +5:8 And it w-was so, when Ewisha t-the man of God h-had heawd that t-the king +of Iswaew h-had went his cwothes, that he sent to t-the king, s-saying, +Whewefowe hast t-thou went thy c-cwothes? wet him come nyow to me, and he +shaww knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a pwophet in Iswaew. + +5:9 S-So (^人^) N-Nyaaman came with his howses and with his c-chawiot, and s-stood a-at +t-the doow of t-the house of E-Ewisha. + +5:10 And Ewisha sent a messengew u-unto him, s-saying, Go and w-wash in +(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan seven times, and thy fwesh shaww come again to thee, and t-thou +shawt be cwean. + +5:11 But (^人^) N-Nyaaman w-was w-wwoth, and went away, and said, Behowd, I t-thought, +He wiww suwewy come out to me, and stand, and caww on t-the nyame of t-the +WOWD his G-God, and stwike his hand o-ovew t-the pwace, and wecovew t-the +wepew. + +5:12 Awe nyot Abanya and Phawpaw, (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of Damascus, bettew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the watews of I-Iswaew? may I nyot w-wash in t-them, and be cwean? S-So he +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went away in a w-wage. + +5-5:13 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants came nyeaw, and spake u-unto him, and said, My +fathew, if t-the pwophet h-had bid thee (^-^*)/ d-do s-some gweat thing, wouwdest t-thou +nyot have donye it? how m-much wathew then, when he saith to thee, Wash, +and be cwean? 5:14 T-Then went he down, and dipped himsewf seven times +in Jowdan, a-accowding to t-the saying of t-the man of G-God: and his fwesh +came again w-wike u-unto t-the fwesh of a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwd, and he w-was cwean. + +5:15 And he wetuwnyed to t-the man of G-God, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his company, and +came, and s-stood befowe him: and he said, Behowd, nyow I knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is nyo God in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, but in Iswaew: nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, +o(>ω<)o t-take a bwessing of thy sewvant. + +5:16 But he said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, befowe whom I stand, I wiww +weceive n-nyonye. And he uwged him to o(>ω<)o t-take it; but he wefused. + +5:17 And (^人^) N-Nyaaman said, Shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot then, I p-pway thee, be given to +thy sewvant two muwes' ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of eawth? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant wiww +hencefowth offew nyeithew buwnt offewing (=`ω´=) n-nyow sacwifice u-unto othew gods, +but u-unto t-the WOWD. + +5:18 In this t-thing t-the WOWD pawdon thy s-sewvant, that when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew +goeth into t-the house of Wimmon to w-wowship thewe, and he weanyeth on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hand, and I bow mysewf in t-the house of Wimmon: when I bow down mysewf +in t-the house of Wimmon, t-the WOWD pawdon thy sewvant in this thing. + +5:19 And he said u-unto him, Go in p-peace. S-So he depawted fwom him a +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe way. + +5:20 But Gehazi, t-the sewvant of Ewisha t-the man of G-God, said, Behowd, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew hath spawed (^人^) N-Nyaaman this S-Sywian, in nyot weceiving a-at his +h-hands that which he bwought: but, as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, I wiww w-wun aftew +him, and o(>ω<)o t-take somewhat of h-him. + +5:21 S-So Gehazi f-fowwowed aftew Nyaaman. And when (^人^) N-Nyaaman saw him wunnying +aftew him, he wighted down fwom t-the chawiot to meet him, and said, Is +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww weww? 5:22 And he said, Aww is weww. My mastew hath sent me, +s-saying, Behowd, even nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be come to m-me fwom mount Ephwaim two +young men of t-the sons of t-the p-pwophets: g-give t-them, I p-pway thee, a +tawent of s-siwvew, and two changes of (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. + +5:23 And (^人^) N-Nyaaman said, (☆▽☆) B-Be content, o(>ω<)o t-take two tawents. And he uwged him, +and b-bound two tawents of s-siwvew in two bags, with two changes of +gawments, and w-waid t-them upon two of his sewvants; and they bawe t-them +befowe h-him. + +5-5:24 And when he came to t-the towew, he took t-them fwom theiw hand, and +b-bestowed t-them in t-the house: and he wet t-the men go, and they depawted. + +5:25 But he went in, and s-stood befowe his mastew. And Ewisha said u-unto +him, Whence comest thou, Gehazi? And he said, Thy sewvant went nyo +whithew. + +5:26 And he said u-unto him, Went nyot minye heawt with thee, when t-the man +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again fwom his chawiot to meet thee? Is it a time to weceive +monyey, and to weceive gawments, and o-owiveyawds, and vinyeyawds, and +sheep, and oxen, and m-mensewvants, and maidsewvants? 5:27 The wepwosy +thewefowe of (^人^) N-Nyaaman shaww cweave u-unto thee, and u-unto thy seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. And he went out fwom his pwesence a wepew as white as snyow. + +6-6:1 And t-the sons of t-the pwophets said u-unto Ewisha, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, t-the +pwace whewe we dweww with thee is too s-stwait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +6:2 Wet us go, we p-pway thee, u-unto Jowdan, and o(>ω<)o t-take (o´∀`o) t-thence {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a +beam, and wet us make us a pwace thewe, whewe we may dweww. And he +answewed, Go OwO y-ye. + +6:3 And onye said, (☆▽☆) B-Be content, I p-pway thee, and go with thy sewvants. +And he answewed, I wiww go. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 S-So he went with them. And when they came to Jowdan, they cut down +wood. + +6:5 But as onye w-was fewwing a beam, t-the a-axe ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head feww into t-the watew: +and he cwied, and said, Awas, mastew! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was bowwowed. + +6:6 And t-the man of God said, Whewe feww it? And he shewed him t-the +pwace. + +And he cut down a stick, and cast it in thithew; and t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon did +swim. + +6:7 Thewefowe said he, Take it up to thee. And he put out his hand, +and took it. + +6:8 T-Then t-the king of Sywia wawwed against I-Iswaew, and took counsew +with his sewvants, s-saying, In such and such a pwace shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my camp. + +6:9 And t-the man of God sent u-unto t-the king of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Bewawe +that t-thou pass nyot such a pwace; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thithew t-the Sywians awe come +down. + +6:10 And t-the king of Iswaew sent to t-the pwace which t-the man of God +towd him and wawnyed him of, and saved himsewf thewe, nyot o-once (=`ω´=) n-nyow +t-twice. + +6:11 Thewefowe t-the heawt of t-the king of Sywia w-was sowe twoubwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +this thing; and he cawwed his sewvants, and said u-unto t-them, W-Wiww ye +nyot s-shew m-me which of us is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of I-Iswaew? 6:12 And onye of +his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said, Nyonye, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king: but Ewisha, t-the pwophet that +is in I-Iswaew, tewweth t-the king of Iswaew t-the w-wowds that t-thou speakest +in thy bedchambew. + +6:13 And he said, Go and spy whewe he is, that I may send and fetch +h-him. + +And it w-was towd him, s-saying, Behowd, he is in Dothan. + +6:14 Thewefowe sent he thithew howses, and c-chawiots, and a gweat h-host: +and they came by nyight, and compassed t-the city about. + +6:15 And when t-the sewvant of t-the man of God w-was wisen e-eawwy, and gonye +fowth, b-behowd, an \(★ω★)/ h-host compassed t-the city both with howses and +c-chawiots. And his sewvant said u-unto him, Awas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew! how shaww we +do? (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And he answewed, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they that be with us awe mowe +than they that be with them. + +6-6:17 And Ewisha pwayed, and said, WOWD, I p-pway thee, open his eyes, +that he may see. And t-the WOWD openyed t-the eyes of t-the young man; and he +saw: and, b-behowd, t-the mountain w-was f-fuww of howses and chawiots of fiwe +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about E-Ewisha. + +6:18 And when they came down to him, Ewisha pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, and +said, S-Smite this p-peopwe, I p-pway thee, with bwindnyess. And he smote +t-them with b-bwindnyess a-accowding to t-the wowd of E-Ewisha. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And Ewisha said u-unto t-them, This is nyot t-the way, nyeithew is this +t-the city: fowwow me, and I wiww bwing you to t-the man whom ye seek. But +he w-wed t-them to Samawia. + +6:20 And it came to pass, when they wewe come into S-Samawia, that +Ewisha said, WOWD, open t-the eyes of these men, that they may see. And +t-the WOWD openyed theiw eyes, and they saw; and, b-behowd, they wewe in +t-the m-midst of Samawia. + +6:21 And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto Ewisha, when he saw t-them, My +fathew, shaww I smite them? shaww I smite them? 6:22 And he answewed, +T-Thou shawt nyot smite (=`ω´=) t-them: wouwdest t-thou smite those whom t-thou hast +taken captive with thy s-swowd and with thy bow? s-set bwead and w-watew +befowe t-them, that they may e-eat and dwink, and go to theiw mastew. + +6:23 And he pwepawed gweat pwovision (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: and when they h-had eaten +and dwunk, he sent t-them away, and they went to theiw mastew. S-So t-the +bands of Sywia came nyo mowe into t-the wand of Iswaew. + +6:24 And it came to pass aftew this, that Benhadad king of Sywia +gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his host, and went up, and besieged Samawia. + +6:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat faminye in Samawia: and, b-behowd, they +besieged it, untiw an a-ass's ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head w-was sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fouwscowe pieces of +s-siwvew, and t-the fouwth pawt of a cab of dove's (* ^ ω ^) d-dung (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow five pieces of +siwvew. + +6:26 And as t-the king of Iswaew w-was p-passing by upon t-the waww, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +cwied a woman u-unto him, s-saying, Hewp, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king. + +6:27 And he said, If t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do nyot hewp thee, whence shaww I hewp +thee? out of t-the bawnfwoow, ow out of t-the winyepwess? 6:28 And t-the +king said u-unto hew, What aiweth thee? And she answewed, This woman +said u-unto me, Give thy son, that we may e-eat him to day, and we wiww +e-eat o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son to mowwow. + +6:29 S-So we boiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and did e-eat him: and I said u-unto hew on t-the +nyext day, Give thy son, that we may e-eat him: and she hath hid hew (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +6:30 And it came to pass, when t-the king heawd t-the w-wowds of t-the woman, +that he went his cwothes; and he passed by upon t-the waww, and t-the +peopwe wooked, and, b-behowd, he h-had (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth within upon his ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +6:31 T-Then he said, God (^-^*)/ d-do so and mowe awso to me, if t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of +Ewisha t-the son of Shaphat shaww stand on him this d-day. + +6:32 But Ewisha sat in his h-house, and t-the ewdews sat with h-him; and t-the +king sent a man fwom befowe him: but ewe t-the messengew came to him, he +said to t-the ewdews, See ye how this son of a >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew hath sent to +o(>ω<)o t-take away minye head? wook, when t-the messengew cometh, s-shut t-the d-doow, +and h-howd him fast a-at t-the doow: is nyot t-the s-sound of his mastew's feet +behind h-him? 6:33 And whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-tawked with t-them, b-behowd, t-the +messengew came down u-unto him: and he said, Behowd, this eviw is of t-the +WOWD; what shouwd I wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD any wongew? 7:1 T-Then Ewisha +said, Heaw ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, To mowwow +about this time shaww a measuwe of finye fwouw be sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, +and two measuwes of bawwey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, in t-the gate of Samawia. + +7:2 T-Then a wowd on whose hand t-the king weanyed answewed t-the man of G-God, +and said, Behowd, if t-the WOWD w-wouwd make windows in heaven, m-might this +t-thing be? And he said, Behowd, t-thou shawt s-see it with thinye eyes, but +shawt nyot e-eat t-theweof. + +7-7:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe fouw wepwous men a-at t-the entewing in of t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: +and they said onye to anyothew, Why sit we hewe untiw we die? 7:4 If we +say, We wiww entew into t-the city, t-then t-the faminye is in t-the city, and +we shaww die thewe: and if we sit stiww hewe, we die awso. Nyow +thewefowe come, and wet us faww u-unto t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the (o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: if they +s-save us awive, we shaww wive; and if they kiww u-us, we shaww but die. + +7:5 And they w-wose up in t-the twiwight, to go u-unto t-the camp of t-the +(o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: and when they wewe come to t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the camp of +Sywia, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo man thewe. + +7:6 Fow t-the WOWD h-had m-made t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Sywians to h-heaw a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of +c-chawiots, and a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of howses, even t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a gweat h-host: and +they said onye to anyothew, Wo, t-the king of Iswaew hath h-hiwed against us +t-the kings of t-the Hittites, and t-the kings of t-the Egyptians, to come +upon us. + +7-7:7 Whewefowe they awose and fwed in t-the twiwight, and weft theiw +tents, and theiw howses, and theiw asses, even t-the camp as it was, and +fwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wife. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And when these wepews came to t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the camp, they +went into onye tent, and did e-eat and dwink, and cawwied (o´∀`o) t-thence s-siwvew, +and gowd, and waiment, and went and hid it; and came again, and +entewed into anyothew tent, and cawwied (o´∀`o) t-thence awso, and went and hid +it. + +7:9 T-Then they said onye to anyothew, We (^-^*)/ d-do nyot weww: this day is a day +of g-good tidings, and we h-howd ouw peace: if we tawwy tiww t-the mownying +wight, s-some mischief wiww come upon us: nyow thewefowe come, that we +may go and teww t-the king's househowd. + +7:10 S-So they came and cawwed u-unto t-the powtew of t-the city: and they +towd t-them, s-saying, We came to t-the camp of t-the Sywians, and, b-behowd, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo man thewe, nyeithew voice of ^.^ m-man, but howses t-tied, and +asses t-tied, and t-the tents as they wewe. + +7:11 And he cawwed t-the powtews; and they towd it to t-the king's house +within. + +7:12 And t-the king awose in t-the nyight, and said u-unto his sewvants, I +wiww nyow s-shew you what t-the Sywians have donye to us. They knyow that we +be hungwy; thewefowe awe they gonye out of t-the camp to hide themsewves +in t-the fiewd, s-saying, When they come out of t-the city, we shaww catch +t-them awive, and get into t-the city. + +7:13 And onye of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants answewed and said, Wet s-some take, I p-pway +thee, five of t-the howses that w-wemain, which awe weft in t-the city, +(behowd, they awe as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude of Iswaew that awe weft in i-it: +b-behowd, I say, they awe even as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude of t-the Iswaewites +that awe (^人^) c-consumed:) and wet us send and see. + +7:14 They took thewefowe two chawiot howses; and t-the king sent aftew +t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Sywians, s-saying, Go and see. + +7:15 And they went aftew t-them u-unto Jowdan: and, wo, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way w-was +f-fuww of gawments and vessews, which t-the Sywians h-had cast away in theiw +haste. And t-the m-messengews wetuwnyed, and towd t-the king. + +7:16 And t-the peopwe went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and spoiwed t-the tents of t-the Sywians. S-So +a measuwe of finye fwouw w-was sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, and two measuwes of +bawwey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +7:17 And t-the king appointed t-the wowd on whose hand he weanyed to have +t-the chawge of t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: and t-the peopwe twode upon him in t-the gate, and +he died, as t-the man of God h-had said, who spake when t-the king came down +to h-him. + +7:18 And it came to pass as t-the man of God h-had spoken to t-the king, +s-saying, Two measuwes of bawwey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, and a measuwe of finye +fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, shaww be to mowwow about this time in t-the gate of +Samawia: xDD 7-7:19 And that wowd answewed t-the man of G-God, and said, Nyow, +b-behowd, if t-the WOWD shouwd make windows in heaven, m-might such a t-thing +be? And he said, Behowd, t-thou shawt s-see it with thinye eyes, but shawt +nyot e-eat t-theweof. + +7:20 And so it feww out u-unto him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe twode upon him in t-the +gate, and he died. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 T-Then spake Ewisha u-unto t-the woman, whose son he h-had westowed to +w-wife, s-saying, Awise, and go t-thou and thinye h-househowd, and sojouwn +whewesoevew t-thou c-canst sojouwn: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a faminye; +and it shaww awso come upon t-the wand seven yeaws. + +8-8:2 And t-the woman a-awose, and did aftew t-the saying of t-the man of G-God: +and she went with hew h-househowd, and s-sojouwnyed in t-the wand of t-the +Phiwistinyes seven yeaws. + +8:3 And it came to pass a-at t-the seven yeaws' end, that t-the woman +wetuwnyed out of t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes: and she went fowth to (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy +u-unto t-the king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew house and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew wand. + +8:4 And t-the king t-tawked with Gehazi t-the sewvant of t-the man of G-God, +s-saying, Teww me, I p-pway thee, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gweat things that Ewisha hath +donye. + +8-8:5 And it came to pass, as he w-was t-tewwing t-the king how he h-had +westowed a dead body to w-wife, that, b-behowd, t-the woman, whose son he +h-had westowed to w-wife, cwied to t-the king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew house and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew +wand. And Gehazi said, My wowd, O-O king, this is t-the woman, and this is +hew son, whom Ewisha westowed to wife. + +8:6 And when t-the king asked t-the woman, she towd h-him. S-So t-the king +appointed u-unto hew a c-cewtain officew, s-saying, Westowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was +hews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwuits of t-the fiewd since t-the day that she weft t-the +wand, even untiw n-nyow. + +8:7 And Ewisha came to Damascus; and Benhadad t-the king of Sywia w-was +sick; and it w-was towd him, s-saying, The man of God is come hithew. + +8:8 And t-the king said u-unto Hazaew, Take a pwesent in thinye hand, and +go, meet t-the man of G-God, and enquiwe of t-the WOWD by him, s-saying, Shaww +I wecovew of this disease? 8:9 S-So Hazaew went to meet him, and took a +pwesent with him, even of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good t-thing of Damascus, f-fowty camews' +buwden, and came and s-stood befowe him, and said, Thy son Benhadad king +of Sywia hath sent m-me to thee, s-saying, Shaww I wecovew of this +disease? 8-8:10 And Ewisha said u-unto him, Go, say u-unto him, T-Thou mayest +cewtainwy wecovew: h-howbeit t-the WOWD hath shewed m-me that he shaww +suwewy die. + +8-8:11 And he settwed his c-countenyance s-stedfastwy, untiw he w-was ashamed: +and t-the man of God wept. + +8:12 And Hazaew said, Why weepeth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? And he answewed, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I +knyow t-the eviw that t-thou wiwt (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: theiw +stwong howds wiwt t-thou s-set on f-fiwe, and theiw young men wiwt t-thou (✧∀✧)/ s-sway +with t-the swowd, and wiwt dash theiw c-chiwdwen, and wip up theiw w-women +with chiwd. + +8-8:13 And Hazaew said, But what, is thy sewvant a dog, that he shouwd +(^-^*)/ d-do this gweat thing? And Ewisha answewed, The WOWD hath shewed m-me that +t-thou shawt be king o-ovew S-Sywia. + +8:14 S-So he depawted fwom Ewisha, and came to his m-mastew; who said to +him, What said Ewisha to thee? And he answewed, He towd m-me that t-thou +shouwdest suwewy wecovew. + +8:15 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that he took a thick cwoth, +and dipped it in watew, and spwead it on his face, so that he ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: +and Hazaew weignyed in his s-stead. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And in t-the fifth yeaw of Jowam t-the son of A-Ahab king of I-Iswaew, +J-Jehoshaphat being t-then king of Judah, J-Jehowam t-the son of J-Je (--_--) h-hoshaphat +king of Judah began to weign. + +8:17 Thiwty and two yeaws o-owd w-was he when he began to weign; and he +weignyed eight yeaws in Jewusawem. + +8-8:18 And he wawked in t-the w-way of t-the kings of I-Iswaew, as did t-the house +of Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the daughtew of A-Ahab w-was his wife: and he did eviw in t-the +sight of t-the WOWD. + +8-8:19 Y-Yet t-the WOWD w-wouwd nyot d-destwoy Judah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David his sewvant's +sake, as he pwomised him to g-give him awway a wight, and to his +chiwdwen. + +8:20 In his days Edom w-wevowted fwom undew t-the hand of Judah, and m-made +a king o-ovew themsewves. + +8-8:21 S-So Jowam went o-ovew to Z-Zaiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chawiots with him: and he +w-wose by nyight, and smote t-the Edomites which compassed him a-about, and +t-the captains of t-the chawiots: and t-the peopwe fwed into theiw tents. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Y-Yet Edom w-wevowted fwom undew t-the hand of Judah u-unto this d-day. +T-Then Wibnyah w-wevowted a-at t-the same ^w^ t-time. + +8:23 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jowam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe they +nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 8:24 +And Jowam swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his f-fathews in +t-the city of David: and A-Ahaziah his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +8:25 In t-the twewfth yeaw of Jowam t-the son of A-Ahab king of Iswaew did +A-Ahaziah t-the son of J-Jehowam king of Judah b-begin to weign. + +8:26 Two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd w-was A-Ahaziah when he began to weign; and +he weignyed onye yeaw in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Athawiah, +t-the daughtew of O-Omwi king of Iswaew. + +8:27 And he wawked in t-the w-way of t-the house of Ahab, and did eviw in +t-the sight of t-the WOWD, as did t-the house of Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was t-the son in +(☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the house of Ahab. + +8:28 And he went with Jowam t-the son of A-Ahab to t-the waw against Hazaew +king of Sywia in Wamothgiwead; and t-the Sywians w-wounded Jowam. + +8:29 And king Jowam went back to be heawed in Jezweew of t-the w-wounds +which t-the Sywians h-had given him a-at (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, when he fought against +Hazaew king of S-Sywia. And A-Ahaziah t-the son of J-Jehowam king of Judah +went down to s-see Jowam t-the son of A-Ahab in Jezweew, because he w-was +s-sick. + +9:1 And Ewisha t-the pwophet cawwed onye of t-the chiwdwen of t-the pwophets, +and said u-unto him, Giwd up thy w-woins, and o(>ω<)o t-take this box of oiw in +thinye hand, and go to Wamothgiwead: (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And when t-thou comest thithew, +wook out (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Jehu t-the son of J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of Nyimshi, and go +in, and make him a-awise up fwom among his bwethwen, and cawwy him to an +innyew chambew; 9:3 T-Then o(>ω<)o t-take t-the box of oiw, and p-pouw it on his head, +and say, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, I have anyointed thee king o-ovew Iswaew. +T-Then open t-the d-doow, and fwee, and tawwy n-nyot. + +9:4 S-So t-the young ^.^ m-man, even t-the young man t-the pwophet, went to +Wamothgiwead. + +9:5 And when he came, b-behowd, t-the captains of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host wewe sitting; +and he said, I have an ewwand to thee, O-O captain. And Jehu said, Unto +which of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww us? And he said, To thee, O-O captain. + +9:6 And he a-awose, and went into t-the h-house; and he pouwed t-the oiw on +his head, and said u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, I have +anyointed thee king o-ovew t-the peopwe of t-the WOWD, even o-ovew Iswaew. + +9:7 And t-thou shawt smite t-the house of A-Ahab thy mastew, that I may +avenge t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD, a-at t-the hand of Jezebew. + +9:8 Fow t-the w-whowe house of A-Ahab shaww pewish: and I wiww cut off fwom +A-Ahab him that p-pisseth against t-the waww, and him that is s-shut up and +weft in Iswaew: 9:9 And I wiww make t-the house of A-Ahab w-wike t-the house +of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, and w-wike t-the house of Baasha t-the son of +Ahijah: (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And t-the dogs shaww e-eat J-Jezebew in t-the powtion of Jezweew, +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyonye to buwy hew. And he openyed t-the d-doow, and fwed. + +9-9:11 T-Then Jehu came fowth to t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of his wowd: and onye said +u-unto him, Is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww weww? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe came this mad f-fewwow to thee? And he +said u-unto t-them, Ye knyow t-the ^.^ m-man, and his (o^ ^o)/ c-communyication. + +9:12 And they said, I-It is fawse; teww us n-nyow. And he said, T-Thus and +thus spake he to me, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, I have anyointed thee +king o-ovew Iswaew. + +9:13 T-Then they hasted, and took {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his gawment, and put it +undew him on t-the top of t-the staiws, and ^w^ b-bwew with twumpets, s-saying, +Jehu is king. + +9-9:14 S-So Jehu t-the son of J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of UwU N-Nyimshi conspiwed +against Jowam. (Nyow Jowam h-had kept Wamothgiwead, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, +because of Hazaew king of S-Sywia. + +9:15 But king Jowam w-was wetuwnyed to be heawed in Jezweew of t-the w-wounds +which t-the Sywians h-had given him, when he fought with Hazaew king of +Sywia.) And Jehu said, If it be youw minds, t-then wet nyonye go fowth +(=`ω´=) n-nyow escape out of t-the city to go to teww it in Jezweew. + +9:16 S-So Jehu w-wode in a c-chawiot, and went to Jezweew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jowam way +thewe. + +And A-Ahaziah king of Judah w-was come down to s-see Jowam. + +9:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood a watchman on t-the towew in Jezweew, and he spied +t-the company of Jehu as he came, and said, I s-see a c-company. And Jowam +said, Take an howseman, and send to meet t-them, and wet him say, Is it +p-peace? 9:18 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went onye on h-howseback to meet him, and said, +T-Thus saith t-the king, Is it p-peace? And Jehu said, What hast t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do +with p-peace? tuwn thee behind me. And t-the watchman t-towd, s-saying, The +messengew came to t-them, but he cometh nyot again. + +9:19 T-Then he sent out a second on howseback, which came to t-them, and +said, T-Thus saith t-the king, Is it p-peace? And Jehu answewed, What hast +t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do with p-peace? tuwn thee behind me. + +9:20 And t-the watchman t-towd, s-saying, He came even u-unto t-them, and cometh +nyot ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and t-the d-dwiving is w-wike t-the d-dwiving of Jehu t-the son of +Nyimshi; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he dwiveth f-fuwiouswy. + +9:21 And Jowam said, Make weady. And his chawiot w-was m-made weady. And +Jowam king of Iswaew and A-Ahaziah king of Judah went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, each in his +c-chawiot, and they went out against Jehu, and met him in t-the powtion of +N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite. + +9:22 And it came to pass, when Jowam saw Jehu, that he said, Is it +p-peace, Jehu? And he answewed, What p-peace, so wong as t-the whowedoms of +thy mothew J-Jezebew and hew witchcwafts awe so many? 9:23 And Jowam +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his hands, and fwed, and said to A-Ahaziah, Thewe is tweachewy, O-O +Ahaziah. + +9:24 And Jehu dwew a bow with his f-fuww stwength, and smote J-Jehowam +b-between his awms, and t-the awwow went out a-at his heawt, and he sunk +down in his chawiot. + +9:25 T-Then said Jehu to Bidkaw his c-captain, Take up, and cast him in +t-the powtion of t-the fiewd of N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew how +that, when I and t-thou w-wode togethew aftew A-Ahab his fathew, t-the WOWD +w-waid this ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden upon h-him; 9:26 S-Suwewy I have s-seen yestewday t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +of N-Nyaboth, and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of his ^-^ s-sons, saith t-the WOWD; and I wiww +wequite thee in this pwat, saith t-the WOWD. Nyow thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take and cast +him into t-the p-pwat of g-gwound, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +9:27 But when A-Ahaziah t-the king of Judah saw this, he fwed by t-the w-way +of t-the gawden house. And Jehu f-fowwowed aftew him, and said, S-Smite him +awso in t-the chawiot. And they did so a-at t-the g-going up to Guw, which is +by Ibweam. + +And he fwed to Megiddo, and died thewe. + +9-9:28 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants cawwied him in a chawiot to J-Jewusawem, and +buwied him in his sepuwchwe with his f-fathews in t-the city of David. + +9:29 And in t-the e-eweventh yeaw of Jowam t-the son of A-Ahab began A-Ahaziah +to weign o-ovew J-Judah. + +9:30 And when Jehu w-was come to Jezweew, J-Jezebew heawd of it; and she +painted hew face, and tiwed hew head, and wooked out a-at a w-window. + +9:31 And as Jehu entewed in a-at t-the gate, she said, Had Zimwi p-peace, +who swew his mastew? 9:32 And he w-wifted up his f-face to t-the window, +and said, Who is on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my side? who? And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wooked out to him two ow +thwee eunyuchs. + +9:33 And he said, (❤ω❤) T-Thwow hew down. S-So they t-thwew hew down: and s-some of +hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood w-was spwinkwed on t-the waww, and on t-the howses: and he twode +hew undew foot. + +9:34 And when he w-was come in, he did e-eat and dwink, and said, Go, s-see +nyow this cuwsed woman, and buwy hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she is a king's daughtew. + +9:35 And they went to buwy hew: but they f-found nyo mowe of hew than t-the +skuww, and t-the feet, and t-the pawms of hew hands. + +9:36 Whewefowe they came again, and towd h-him. And he said, This is t-the +wowd of t-the WOWD, which he spake by his sewvant Ewijah t-the Tishbite, +s-saying, In t-the powtion of Jezweew shaww dogs e-eat t-the fwesh of Jezebew: +9:37 And t-the cawcase of J-Jezebew shaww be as (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon t-the f-face of t-the +fiewd in t-the powtion of Jezweew; so that they shaww nyot say, This is +Jezebew. + +10:1 And A-Ahab h-had s-seventy sons in Samawia. And Jehu wwote w-wettews, and +sent to S-Samawia, u-unto t-the wuwews of Jezweew, to t-the ewdews, and to +t-them that b-bwought up Ahab's c-chiwdwen, s-saying, 1-10:2 Nyow as soon as this +wettew cometh to y-you, seeing youw mastew's sons awe with y-you, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe with you chawiots and howses, a f-fenced city awso, and +awmouw; 10:3 Wook even out t-the best and meetest of youw mastew's ^-^ s-sons, +and s-set him on his fathew's t-thwonye, and fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw mastew's house. + +10:4 But they wewe e-exceedingwy afwaid, and said, Behowd, two kings +s-stood nyot befowe him: how t-then shaww we stand? 1-10:5 And he that w-was +o-ovew t-the h-house, and he that w-was o-ovew t-the city, t-the ewdews awso, and +t-the bwingews up of t-the c-chiwdwen, sent to Jehu, s-saying, We awe thy +sewvants, and wiww (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou shawt bid us; we wiww nyot make any +king: (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou that which is g-good in thinye eyes. + +10:6 T-Then he wwote a wettew t-the second time to t-them, s-saying, If ye be +minye, and if ye wiww heawken u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, o(>ω<)o t-take ye t-the heads of t-the +men youw mastew's ^-^ s-sons, and come to m-me to Jezweew by to mowwow this +^w^ t-time. Nyow t-the king's ^-^ s-sons, being s-seventy p-pewsons, wewe with t-the gweat +men of t-the city, which b-bwought t-them (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +10:7 And it came to pass, when t-the wettew came to t-them, that they took +t-the king's ^-^ s-sons, and swew s-seventy p-pewsons, and put theiw heads in +baskets, and sent him t-them to Jezweew. + +10:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a m-messengew, and towd him, s-saying, They have +b-bwought t-the heads of t-the king's sons. And he said, Way ye t-them in two +heaps a-at t-the entewing in of t-the gate untiw t-the mownying. + +10:9 And it came to pass in t-the m-mownying, that he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and stood, +and said to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, Ye be w-wighteous: b-behowd, I conspiwed +against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, and swew him: but who swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these? 10:10 K-Knyow +nyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww faww u-unto t-the eawth nyothing of t-the wowd of t-the +WOWD, which t-the WOWD spake c-concewnying t-the house of Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +hath donye that which he spake by his sewvant Ewijah. + +1-10:11 S-So Jehu swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wemainyed of t-the house of A-Ahab in Jezweew, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his gweat men, and his kinsfowks, and his p-pwiests, untiw he +weft him nyonye w-wemainying. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And he awose and depawted, and came to Samawia. And as he w-was a-at +t-the sheawing house in t-the way, ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Jehu met with t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of +A-Ahaziah king of Judah, and said, Who awe ye? And they answewed, We awe +t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of Ahaziah; and we go down to sawute t-the chiwdwen of t-the +king and t-the chiwdwen of t-the queen. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And he said, Take t-them awive. And they took t-them awive, and swew +t-them a-at t-the p-pit of t-the sheawing h-house, even two and f-fowty men; nyeithew +weft he any of them. + +10:15 And when he w-was depawted thence, he wighted on Jehonyadab t-the son +of Wechab coming to meet him: and he sawuted him, and said to him, Is +thinye heawt (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is with thy heawt? And Jehonyadab +answewed, I-It is. If it be, g-give m-me thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he gave him his +hand; and he took him up to him into t-the chawiot. + +1-10:16 And he said, Come with me, and s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my zeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD. S-So they +m-made him wide in his chawiot. + +1-10:17 And when he came to S-Samawia, he swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wemainyed u-unto A-Ahab +in S-Samawia, tiww he h-had destwoyed him, a-accowding to t-the saying of t-the +WOWD, which he spake to Ewijah. + +10:18 And Jehu gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe togethew, and said u-unto t-them, +A-Ahab sewved Baaw a wittwe; but Jehu shaww sewve him much. + +10:19 Nyow thewefowe caww u-unto m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets of Baaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +sewvants, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his pwiests; wet nyonye be wanting: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have a gweat +sacwifice to (^-^*)/ d-do to Baaw; w-whosoevew shaww be wanting, he shaww nyot +w-wive. But Jehu did it in subtiwty, to t-the intent that he m-might d-destwoy +t-the w-wowshippews of B-Baaw. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And Jehu said, Pwocwaim a sowemn assembwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow B-Baaw. And they +pwocwaimed it. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And Jehu sent thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowshippews of +Baaw came, so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man weft that came n-nyot. And they +came into t-the house of Baaw; and t-the house of Baaw w-was f-fuww fwom onye +end to anyothew. + +10:22 And he said u-unto him that w-was o-ovew t-the vestwy, Bwing fowth +vestments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowshippews of B-Baaw. And he b-bwought t-them fowth +vestments. + +1-10:23 And Jehu went, and Jehonyadab t-the son of Wechab, into t-the house +of Baaw, and said u-unto t-the w-wowshippews of Baaw, Seawch, and wook that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be hewe with you nyonye of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD, but t-the +w-wowshippews of Baaw onwy. + +10:24 And when they went in to offew s-sacwifices and buwnt offewings, +Jehu appointed fouwscowe men without, and said, If any of t-the men whom +I have b-bwought into youw h-hands escape, he that wetteth him go, his +wife shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of h-him. + +10:25 And it came to pass, as soon as he h-had m-made an end of offewing +t-the buwnt o-offewing, that Jehu said to t-the g-guawd and to t-the captains, +Go in, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them; wet nyonye come f-fowth. And they smote t-them with +t-the edge of t-the swowd; and t-the g-guawd and t-the captains cast t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, +and went to t-the city of t-the house of B-Baaw. + +10:26 And they b-bwought fowth t-the images out of t-the house of Baaw, and +buwnyed them. + +10:27 And they bwake down t-the i-image of Baaw, and bwake down t-the house +of Baaw, and m-made it a dwaught house u-unto this d-day. + +1-10:28 T-Thus Jehu destwoyed Baaw out of Iswaew. + +10:29 Howbeit fwom t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made +Iswaew to sin, Jehu depawted nyot fwom aftew t-them, to wit, t-the gowden +cawves that wewe in Bethew, and that wewe in Dan. + +10:30 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Jehu, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast donye w-weww in +executing that which is wight in minye eyes, and hast donye u-unto t-the +house of A-Ahab a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in minye heawt, thy chiwdwen of +t-the fouwth genyewation shaww sit on t-the t-thwonye of Iswaew. + +10:31 But Jehu took nyo heed to wawk in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD God of +Iswaew with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (*°▽°*) h-heawt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he depawted nyot fwom t-the s-sins of +Jewoboam, which m-made Iswaew to sin. + +10:32 In those days t-the WOWD began to cut Iswaew showt: and Hazaew +smote t-them in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of I-Iswaew; 10:33 Fwom (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan eastwawd, +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Giwead, t-the G-Gadites, and t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and t-the +Manyassites, fwom Awoew, which is by t-the wivew A-Awnyon, even Giwead and +B-Bashan. + +1-10:34 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehu, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his might, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the +kings of I-Iswaew? 10:35 And Jehu swept with his fathews: and they +buwied him in Samawia. And Jehoahaz his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +10:36 And t-the time that Jehu weignyed o-ovew Iswaew in Samawia w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +and eight yeaws. + +11:1 And when Athawiah t-the mothew of A-Ahaziah saw that hew son w-was +dead, she awose and destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed w-woyaw. + +11:2 But Jehosheba, t-the daughtew of king Jowam, s-sistew of A-Ahaziah, +took Joash t-the son of A-Ahaziah, and stowe him fwom among t-the king's +sons which wewe swain; and they hid him, even him and his nyuwse, in +t-the bedchambew fwom Athawiah, so that he w-was nyot swain. + +11:3 And he w-was with hew hid in t-the house of t-the WOWD six yeaws. And +Athawiah did weign o-ovew t-the wand. + +11:4 And t-the seventh yeaw J-Jehoiada sent and fetched t-the wuwews o-ovew +h-hundweds, with t-the captains and t-the guawd, and b-bwought t-them to him +into t-the house of t-the WOWD, and m-made a c-covenyant with t-them, and took an +o-oath of t-them in t-the house of t-the WOWD, and shewed t-them t-the king's (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +11:5 And he commanded t-them, s-saying, This is t-the t-thing that ye shaww +do; A-A thiwd pawt of you that entew in on t-the sabbath shaww even be +keepews of t-the watch of t-the king's h-house; 11:6 And a thiwd pawt shaww +be a-at t-the gate of Suw; and a thiwd pawt a-at t-the gate behind t-the g-guawd: +so shaww ye keep t-the watch of t-the h-house, that it be nyot bwoken down. + +11:7 And two pawts of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww you that go fowth on t-the sabbath, even they +shaww keep t-the watch of t-the house of t-the WOWD about t-the king. + +11:8 And ye shaww compass t-the king (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with his +weapons in his hand: and he that cometh within t-the w-wanges, wet him be +swain: and be ye with t-the king as he goeth out and as he cometh in. + +11:9 And t-the captains o-ovew t-the h-hundweds did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things +that J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest commanded: and they took {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his men +that wewe to come in on t-the sabbath, with t-them that shouwd go out on +t-the sabbath, and came to J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest. + +11:10 And to t-the captains o-ovew h-hundweds did t-the pwiest g-give king +David's speaws and shiewds, that wewe in t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD. + +11:11 And t-the g-guawd stood, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with his weapons in his hand, +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the king, fwom t-the wight cownyew of t-the tempwe to t-the weft +cownyew of t-the t-tempwe, awong by t-the awtaw and t-the tempwe. + +11:12 And he b-bwought fowth t-the king's son, and put t-the cwown upon him, +and gave him t-the testimony; and they m-made him king, and anyointed h-him; +and they (⌒ω⌒) c-cwapped theiw hands, and said, God s-save t-the king. + +11:13 And when Athawiah heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the g-guawd and of t-the +p-peopwe, she came to t-the peopwe into t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD. + +11:14 And when she wooked, b-behowd, t-the king s-stood by a piwwaw, as t-the +m-mannyew was, and t-the pwinces and t-the twumpetews by t-the king, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe of t-the wand wejoiced, and ^w^ b-bwew with t-twumpets: and Athawiah +went hew cwothes, and cwied, Tweason, T-Tweason. + +11:15 But J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest commanded t-the captains of t-the h-hundweds, +t-the officews of t-the host, and said u-unto t-them, H-Have hew fowth without +t-the wanges: and him that fowwoweth hew kiww with t-the swowd. Fow t-the +pwiest h-had said, Wet hew nyot be s-swain in t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +11:16 And they w-waid h-hands on hew; and she went by t-the w-way by t-the which +t-the howses came into t-the king's house: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was she swain. + +11:17 And J-Jehoiada m-made a c-covenyant b-between t-the WOWD and t-the king and +t-the p-peopwe, that they shouwd be t-the WOWD's peopwe; b-between t-the king +awso and t-the peopwe. + +11:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand went into t-the house of Baaw, and +bwake it down; his a-awtaws and his images bwake they in pieces +thowoughwy, and swew Mattan t-the pwiest of Baaw befowe t-the ^w^ a-awtaws. And +t-the pwiest appointed officews o-ovew t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +11:19 And he took t-the wuwews o-ovew h-hundweds, and t-the captains, and t-the +guawd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand; and they b-bwought down t-the king +fwom t-the house of t-the WOWD, and came by t-the w-way of t-the gate of t-the +g-guawd to t-the king's house. And he sat on t-the t-thwonye of t-the k-kings. + +11:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand wejoiced, and t-the city w-was in +quiet: and they swew Athawiah with t-the s-swowd beside t-the king's house. + +11:21 Seven yeaws o-owd w-was J-Jehoash when he began to weign. + +12:1 In t-the seventh yeaw of Jehu J-Jehoash began to weign; and f-fowty +yeaws weignyed he in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Zibiah of +Beewsheba. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And J-Jehoash did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his days whewein J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest instwucted h-him. + +12:3 But t-the high pwaces wewe nyot taken (☆ω☆) a-away: t-the peopwe stiww +sacwificed and buwnt i-incense in t-the high pwaces. + +12:4 And J-Jehoash said to t-the p-pwiests, Aww t-the monyey of t-the dedicated +things that is b-bwought into t-the house of t-the WOWD, even t-the monyey of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that passeth t-the account, t-the monyey that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man is s-set +at, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the monyey that cometh into any man's heawt to bwing into +t-the house of t-the WOWD, 1-12:5 Wet t-the pwiests o(>ω<)o t-take it to t-them, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +of his acquaintance: and wet t-them wepaiw t-the b-bweaches of t-the h-house, +whewesoevew any bweach shaww be found. + +12:6 But it w-was so, that in t-the thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of king +J-Jehoash t-the pwiests h-had nyot w-wepaiwed t-the b-bweaches of t-the house. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 T-Then king J-Jehoash cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest, and t-the othew +p-pwiests, and said u-unto t-them, Why wepaiw ye nyot t-the b-bweaches of t-the +house? nyow thewefowe weceive nyo mowe monyey of youw acquaintance, but +d-dewivew it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bweaches of t-the house. + +12:8 And t-the pwiests c-consented to weceive nyo mowe monyey of t-the p-peopwe, +nyeithew to wepaiw t-the b-bweaches of t-the house. + +12:9 But J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest took a chest, and bowed a h-howe in t-the w-wid +of it, and s-set it beside t-the awtaw, on t-the wight side as onye cometh +into t-the house of t-the WOWD: and t-the pwiests that kept t-the doow put +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the monyey that w-was b-bwought into t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +12:10 And it w-was so, when they saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was m-much monyey in t-the +chest, that t-the king's scwibe and t-the high pwiest came up, and they +put up in bags, and towd t-the monyey that w-was f-found in t-the house of t-the +WOWD. + +1-12:11 And they gave t-the monyey, being t-towd, into t-the h-hands of t-them that +did t-the wowk, that h-had t-the ovewsight of t-the house of t-the WOWD: and +they w-waid it out to t-the cawpentews and buiwdews, that wwought upon t-the +house of t-the WOWD, 12:12 And to masons, and hewews of stonye, and to +buy timbew and hewed stonye to wepaiw t-the b-bweaches of t-the house of t-the +WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was w-waid out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house to wepaiw it. + +12:13 Howbeit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyot m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the WOWD bowws of +s-siwvew, snyuffews, basons, twumpets, any vessews of gowd, ow vessews of +s-siwvew, of t-the monyey that w-was b-bwought into t-the house of t-the WOWD: +12:14 But they gave that to t-the wowkmen, and w-wepaiwed thewewith t-the +house of t-the WOWD. + +1-12:15 Moweovew they w-weckonyed nyot with t-the men, into whose hand they +dewivewed t-the monyey to be b-bestowed on w-wowkmen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they d-deawt +faithfuwwy. + +12:16 The twespass monyey and sin monyey w-was nyot b-bwought into t-the house +of t-the WOWD: it w-was t-the pwiests'. + +12:17 T-Then Hazaew king of Sywia went up, and fought against Gath, and +took i-it: and Hazaew s-set his f-face to go up to Jewusawem. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 And J-Jehoash king of Judah took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hawwowed things that +Jehoshaphat, and Jehowam, and A-Ahaziah, his fathews, kings of Judah, +h-had d-dedicated, and his own hawwowed things, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gowd that w-was +f-found in t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and in t-the king's +h-house, and sent it to Hazaew king of Sywia: and he went away fwom +Jewusawem. + +12:19 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of J-Joash, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe they +nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? +12:20 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants a-awose, and m-made a conspiwacy, and swew Joash in +t-the house of M-Miwwo, which goeth down to S-Siwwa. + +1-12:21 Fow Jozachaw t-the son of Shimeath, and Jehozabad t-the son of +Shomew, his sewvants, smote him, and he died; and they buwied him with +his f-fathews in t-the city of David: and Amaziah his son weignyed in his +s-stead. + +13:1 In t-the thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of Joash t-the son of A-Ahaziah king +of Judah Jehoahaz t-the son of Jehu began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in +S-Samawia, and weignyed seventeen yeaws. + +13:2 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and +f-fowwowed t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, which m-made Iswaew to +sin; he depawted nyot thewefwom. + +13:3 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against I-Iswaew, and he +dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of Hazaew king of Sywia, and into t-the +hand of Benhadad t-the son of Hazaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw days. + +13:4 And Jehoahaz besought t-the WOWD, and t-the WOWD heawkenyed u-unto him: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he saw t-the oppwession of I-Iswaew, because t-the king of Sywia +oppwessed them. + +13:5 (-(And t-the WOWD gave Iswaew a saviouw, so that they went out fwom +undew t-the hand of t-the (o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew d-dwewt in +theiw tents, as befowetime. + +13:6 Nyevewthewess they depawted nyot fwom t-the s-sins of t-the house of +Jewoboam, who m-made Iswaew sin, but wawked thewein: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed +t-the gwove awso in Samawia.) 13:7 N-Nyeithew did he weave of t-the peopwe +to Jehoahaz but fifty howsemen, and t-ten c-chawiots, and t-ten t-thousand +footmen; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of Sywia h-had destwoyed t-them, and h-had m-made t-them +w-wike t-the dust by thweshing. + +13:8 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehoahaz, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and +his might, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the +kings of I-Iswaew? 13:9 And Jehoahaz swept with his fathews; and they +buwied him in Samawia: and Joash his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +1-13:10 In t-the thiwty and seventh yeaw of Joash king of Judah began +J-Jehoash t-the son of Jehoahaz to weign o-ovew Iswaew in S-Samawia, and +weignyed sixteen yeaws. + +1-13:11 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD; he +depawted nyot fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made +Iswaew (*°▽°*) s-sin: but he wawked thewein. + +13:12 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of J-Joash, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and his +m-might whewewith he fought against Amaziah king of Judah, awe they nyot +wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 13:13 +And Joash swept with his fathews; and Jewoboam sat upon his thwonye: +and Joash w-was buwied in Samawia with t-the kings of Iswaew. + +13:14 Nyow Ewisha w-was f-fawwen sick of his sicknyess wheweof he died. And +Joash t-the king of Iswaew came down u-unto him, and wept o-ovew his face, +and said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, t-the chawiot of I-Iswaew, and t-the +howsemen t-theweof. + +13:15 And Ewisha said u-unto him, Take bow and ^.^ a-awwows. And he took u-unto +him bow and ^.^ a-awwows. + +1-13:16 And he said to t-the king of I-Iswaew, Put thinye hand upon t-the b-bow. +And he put his hand upon i-it: and Ewisha put his h-hands upon t-the king's +hands. + +13:17 And he said, Open t-the window e-eastwawd. And he openyed it. T-Then +Ewisha said, S-Shoot. And he shot. And he said, The awwow of t-the WOWD's +dewivewance, and t-the awwow of dewivewance fwom Sywia: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt +smite t-the Sywians in Aphek, tiww t-thou have consumed them. + +13:18 And he said, Take t-the ^.^ a-awwows. And he took them. And he said u-unto +t-the king of I-Iswaew, S-Smite upon t-the gwound. And he smote thwice, and +stayed. + +13:19 And t-the man of God w-was wwoth with him, and said, T-Thou shouwdest +have smitten five ow six times; t-then hadst t-thou smitten Sywia tiww +t-thou hadst consumed i-it: w-wheweas nyow t-thou shawt smite Sywia but thwice. + +1-13:20 And Ewisha died, and they buwied h-him. And t-the bands of t-the +Moabites invaded t-the wand a-at t-the coming in of t-the y-yeaw. + +13:21 And it came to pass, as they wewe buwying a ^.^ m-man, that, b-behowd, +they spied a band of men; and they cast t-the man into t-the sepuwchwe of +(^人^) E-Ewisha: and when t-the man w-was wet down, and touched t-the bonyes of +Ewisha, he wevived, and s-stood up on his feet. + +13:22 But Hazaew king of Sywia oppwessed Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of +Jehoahaz. + +13:23 And t-the WOWD w-was gwacious u-unto t-them, and h-had compassion on t-them, +and h-had wespect u-unto t-them, because of his c-covenyant with A-Abwaham, +Isaac, and Jacob, and w-wouwd nyot d-destwoy t-them, nyeithew cast he t-them +fwom his pwesence as yet. + +13:24 S-So Hazaew king of Sywia died; and Benhadad his son weignyed in +his s-stead. + +13:25 And J-Jehoash t-the son of Jehoahaz took again out of t-the hand of +Benhadad t-the son of Hazaew t-the cities, which he h-had taken out of t-the +hand of Jehoahaz his o(>ω<)o f-fathew by waw. Thwee times did Joash beat him, +and wecovewed t-the c-cities of Iswaew. + +14:1 In t-the second yeaw of Joash son of Jehoahaz king of Iswaew +weignyed Amaziah t-the son of Joash king of J-Judah. + +14:2 He w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and +weignyed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and nyinye yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was +Jehoaddan of Jewusawem. + +14:3 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot +w-wike David his fathew: he did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things as Joash his +o(>ω<)o f-fathew did. + +14:4 Howbeit t-the high pwaces wewe nyot taken (☆ω☆) a-away: as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the peopwe +did sacwifice and buwnt i-incense on t-the high pwaces. + +1-14:5 And it came to pass, as soon as t-the kingdom w-was o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed in his +hand, that he swew his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants which h-had s-swain t-the king his fathew. + +14:6 But t-the chiwdwen of t-the muwdewews he swew nyot: a-accowding u-unto +that which is wwitten in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, whewein t-the +WOWD commanded, s-saying, The f-fathews shaww nyot be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +c-chiwdwen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the chiwdwen be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fathews; but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man shaww be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own sin. + +14:7 He swew of Edom in t-the vawwey of sawt t-ten thousand, and took +S-Sewah by waw, and cawwed t-the nyame of it Joktheew u-unto this d-day. + +14:8 T-Then Amaziah sent m-messengews to Jehoash, t-the son of Jehoahaz son +of Jehu, king of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Come, wet us wook onye anyothew in t-the +(￣ω￣) f-face. + +14:9 And J-Jehoash t-the king of Iswaew sent to Amaziah king of Judah, +s-saying, The thistwe that w-was in Webanyon sent to t-the cedaw that w-was in +Webanyon, s-saying, Give thy daughtew to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son to wife: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe passed +by a wiwd beast that w-was in Webanyon, and twode down t-the thistwe. + +14:10 T-Thou hast indeed smitten Edom, and thinye heawt hath w-wifted thee +up: gwowy of this, and tawwy a-at h-home: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwdest t-thou m-meddwe to +thy huwt, that t-thou shouwdest faww, even thou, and Judah with thee? +14:11 But Amaziah w-wouwd nyot heaw. Thewefowe J-Jehoash king of Iswaew +went up; and he and Amaziah king of Judah wooked onye anyothew in t-the +f-face a-at Bethshemesh, which bewongeth to J-Judah. + +1-14:12 And Judah w-was put to t-the wowse befowe I-Iswaew; and they fwed +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to theiw tents. + +14:13 And J-Jehoash king of Iswaew took Amaziah king of Judah, t-the son +of J-Jehoash t-the son of A-Ahaziah, a-at Bethshemesh, and came to J-Jewusawem, +and bwake down t-the waww of Jewusawem fwom t-the gate of Ephwaim u-unto t-the +cownyew gate, fouw hundwed cubits. + +14:14 And he took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gowd and s-siwvew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews that +wewe f-found in t-the house of t-the WOWD, and in t-the tweasuwes of t-the +king's h-house, and hostages, and wetuwnyed to Samawia. + +1-14:15 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of J-Jehoash which he did, and his might, +and how he fought with Amaziah king of Judah, awe they nyot wwitten in +t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 14:16 And J-Jehoash +swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied in Samawia with t-the kings of +I-Iswaew; and Jewoboam his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +14:17 And Amaziah t-the son of Joash king of Judah w-wived aftew t-the death +of J-Jehoash son of Jehoahaz king of Iswaew f-fifteen yeaws. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of A-Amaziah, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the +book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 1-14:19 Nyow they m-made a +conspiwacy against him in Jewusawem: and he fwed to Wachish; but they +sent aftew him to Wachish, and swew him thewe. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And they b-bwought him on howses: and he w-was buwied a-at Jewusawem +with his f-fathews in t-the city of David. + +1-14:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Judah took A-Azawiah, which w-was sixteen +yeaws o-owd, and m-made him king instead of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Amaziah. + +14:22 He b-buiwt Ewath, and westowed it to Judah, aftew that t-the king +swept with his fathews. + +14:23 In t-the f-fifteenth yeaw of Amaziah t-the son of Joash king of Judah +Jewoboam t-the son of Joash king of Iswaew began to weign in S-Samawia, +and weignyed f-fowty and onye yeaws. + +14:24 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he +depawted nyot fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made +Iswaew to sin. + +14:25 He westowed t-the coast of Iswaew fwom t-the entewing of Hamath u-unto +t-the sea of t-the pwain, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, +which he spake by t-the hand of his sewvant J-Jonyah, t-the son of A-Amittai, +t-the pwophet, which w-was of Gathhephew. + +14:26 Fow t-the WOWD saw t-the affwiction of I-Iswaew, that it w-was vewy +bittew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot any s-shut up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any weft, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any hewpew +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. + +14:27 And t-the WOWD said nyot that he w-wouwd bwot out t-the nyame of Iswaew +fwom undew heaven: but he saved t-them by t-the hand of Jewoboam t-the son +of Joash. + +14:28 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jewoboam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and +his might, how he wawwed, and how he wecovewed Damascus, and (^人^) H-Hamath, +which bewonged to Judah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book +of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 14:29 And Jewoboam swept +with his fathews, even with t-the kings of I-Iswaew; and Z-Zachawiah his son +weignyed in his s-stead. + +15:1 In t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and seventh yeaw of Jewoboam king of Iswaew began +A-Azawiah son of Amaziah king of Judah to weign. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 S-Sixteen yeaws o-owd w-was he when he began to weign, and he weignyed +two and fifty yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Jechowiah +of Jewusawem. + +1-15:3 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Amaziah h-had donye; :3 1-15:4 Save that t-the +high pwaces wewe nyot wemoved: t-the peopwe sacwificed and buwnt i-incense +stiww on t-the high pwaces. + +1-15:5 And t-the WOWD smote t-the king, so that he w-was a wepew u-unto t-the day +of his d-death, and d-dwewt in a sevewaw house. And Jotham t-the king's son +w-was o-ovew t-the h-house, j-judging t-the peopwe of t-the wand. + +15:6 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of A-Azawiah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe +they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? +15:7 S-So A-Azawiah swept with his fathews; and they buwied him with his +f-fathews in t-the city of David: and Jotham his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +15:8 In t-the thiwty and eighth yeaw of A-Azawiah king of Judah did +Z-Zachawiah t-the son of Jewoboam weign o-ovew Iswaew in Samawia six months. + +15:9 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, as his +f-fathews h-had d-donye: he depawted nyot fwom t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of +N-Nyebat, who m-made Iswaew to sin. + +15:10 And Shawwum t-the son of Jabesh conspiwed against him, and smote +him befowe t-the p-peopwe, and swew him, and weignyed in his s-stead. + +15:11 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Zachawiah, b-behowd, they awe wwitten +in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of Iswaew. + +15:12 This w-was t-the wowd of t-the WOWD which he spake u-unto Jehu, s-saying, +Thy sons shaww sit on t-the t-thwonye of Iswaew u-unto t-the fouwth genyewation. +And so it came to pass. + +1-15:13 Shawwum t-the son of Jabesh began to weign in t-the nyinye and +thiwtieth yeaw of Uzziah king of Judah; and he weignyed a f-fuww month in +Samawia. + +15:14 Fow Menyahem t-the son of Gadi went up fwom Tiwzah, and came to +S-Samawia, and smote Shawwum t-the son of Jabesh in S-Samawia, and swew him, +and weignyed in his s-stead. + +15:15 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Shawwum, and his conspiwacy which he +made, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the +kings of Iswaew. + +15:16 T-Then Menyahem smote Tiphsah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe thewein, and t-the +coasts theweof fwom Tiwzah: because they openyed nyot to him, thewefowe +he smote it; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein that wewe with c-chiwd he wipped +(＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +15:17 In t-the nyinye and thiwtieth yeaw of A-Azawiah king of Judah began +Menyahem t-the son of Gadi to weign o-ovew I-Iswaew, and weignyed t-ten yeaws in +Samawia. + +15:18 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he +depawted nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days fwom t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, +who m-made Iswaew to sin. + +1-15:19 And P-Puw t-the king of Assywia came against t-the wand: and Menyahem +gave P-Puw a t-thousand tawents of s-siwvew, that his hand m-might be with him +to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm t-the kingdom in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1-15:20 And Menyahem exacted t-the monyey of I-Iswaew, even of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty +men of weawth, of each man fifty shekews of s-siwvew, to g-give to t-the +king of Assywia. S-So t-the king of Assywia (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and stayed nyot +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the wand. + +15:21 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Menyahem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe +they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? +15:22 And Menyahem swept with his fathews; and Pekahiah his son weignyed +in his s-stead. + +1-15:23 In t-the f-fiftieth yeaw of A-Azawiah king of Judah Pekahiah t-the son +of Menyahem began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in S-Samawia, and weignyed two +yeaws. + +1-15:24 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he +depawted nyot fwom t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made +Iswaew to sin. + +15:25 But (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the son of Wemawiah, a c-captain of his, conspiwed +against him, and smote him in S-Samawia, in t-the pawace of t-the king's +h-house, with A-Awgob and Awieh, and with him fifty men of t-the Giweadites: +and he kiwwed him, and weignyed in his woom. + +15:26 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Pekahiah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, +b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of +Iswaew. + +15:27 In t-the two and f-fiftieth yeaw of A-Azawiah king of Judah (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the +son of Wemawiah began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in S-Samawia, and weignyed +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he +depawted nyot fwom t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made +Iswaew to sin. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 In t-the days of (・_・ヾ P-Pekah king of Iswaew came Tigwathpiwesew king of +A-Assywia, and took Ijon, and Abewbethmaachah, and Janyoah, and Kedesh, +and H-Hazow, and Giwead, and G-Gawiwee, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Nyaphtawi, and +cawwied t-them captive to Assywia. + +15:30 And Hoshea t-the son of Ewah m-made a conspiwacy against (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the +son of Wemawiah, and smote him, and swew him, and weignyed in his +╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, in t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of Jotham t-the son of Uzziah. + +15:31 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of P-Pekah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, b-behowd, +they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of Iswaew. + +15:32 In t-the second yeaw of (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the son of Wemawiah king of Iswaew +began Jotham t-the son of Uzziah king of Judah to weign. + +1-15:33 Five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd w-was he when he began to weign, and he +weignyed sixteen yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Jewusha, +t-the daughtew of Zadok. + +15:34 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he did +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Uzziah h-had donye. + +1-15:35 Howbeit t-the high pwaces wewe nyot wemoved: t-the peopwe sacwificed +and buwnyed i-incense stiww in t-the high pwaces. He b-buiwt t-the highew gate +of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +1-15:36 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of J-Jotham, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe +they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? +1-15:37 In those days t-the WOWD began to send against Judah (*´▽`*) W-Wezin t-the +king of Sywia, and (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the son of Wemawiah. + +1-15:38 And Jotham swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his +f-fathews in t-the city of David his fathew: and Ahaz his son weignyed in +his s-stead. + +16:1 In t-the seventeenth yeaw of (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the son of Wemawiah Ahaz t-the son +of Jotham king of Judah began to weign. + +16:2 T-Twenty yeaws o-owd w-was Ahaz when he began to weign, and weignyed +sixteen yeaws in J-Jewusawem, and did nyot that which w-was wight in t-the +sight of t-the WOWD his G-God, w-wike David his fathew. + +16:3 But he wawked in t-the w-way of t-the kings of I-Iswaew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and m-made +his son to pass thwough t-the f-fiwe, a-accowding to t-the abominyations of t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom t-the WOWD cast out fwom befowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +16:4 And he sacwificed and buwnt i-incense in t-the high pwaces, and on +t-the h-hiwws, and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween t-twee. + +16:5 T-Then (*´▽`*) W-Wezin king of Sywia and (・_・ヾ P-Pekah son of Wemawiah king of Iswaew +came up to Jewusawem to w-waw: and they besieged Ahaz, but couwd nyot +ovewcome h-him. + +1-16:6 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time (*´▽`*) W-Wezin king of Sywia wecovewed Ewath to Sywia, and +dwave t-the Jews fwom Ewath: and t-the Sywians came to Ewath, and d-dwewt +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto this d-day. + +16:7 S-So Ahaz sent m-messengews to Tigwathpiwesew king of A-Assywia, +s-saying, I am thy sewvant and thy son: come up, and s-save m-me out of t-the +hand of t-the king of Sywia, and out of t-the hand of t-the king of I-Iswaew, +which (☆ω☆) w-wise up against me. + +16:8 And Ahaz took t-the s-siwvew and gowd that w-was f-found in t-the house of +t-the WOWD, and in t-the tweasuwes of t-the king's h-house, and sent it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +pwesent to t-the king of Assywia. + +1-16:9 And t-the king of Assywia heawkenyed u-unto him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of +Assywia went up against Damascus, and took it, and cawwied t-the peopwe +of it captive to Kiw, and swew Wezin. + +1-16:10 And king Ahaz went to Damascus to meet Tigwathpiwesew king of +A-Assywia, and saw an awtaw that w-was a-at Damascus: and king Ahaz sent to +Uwijah t-the pwiest t-the fashion of t-the awtaw, and t-the pattewn of it, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowkmanship t-theweof. + +16:11 And Uwijah t-the pwiest b-buiwt an awtaw a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that king +Ahaz h-had sent fwom Damascus: so Uwijah t-the pwiest m-made it against king +Ahaz came fwom D-Damascus. + +1-16:12 And when t-the king w-was come fwom Damascus, t-the king saw t-the +a-awtaw: and t-the king \(★ω★)/ a-appwoached to t-the awtaw, and offewed theweon. + +16:13 And he buwnt his buwnt offewing and his meat o-offewing, and +pouwed his dwink o-offewing, and spwinkwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of his peace +offewings, upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +1-16:14 And he b-bwought awso t-the bwasen awtaw, which w-was befowe t-the WOWD, +fwom t-the fowefwont of t-the h-house, fwom b-between t-the awtaw and t-the house +of t-the WOWD, and put it on t-the nyowth side of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +xDD 1-16:15 And king Ahaz commanded Uwijah t-the pwiest, s-saying, Upon t-the +gweat awtaw buwn t-the mownying buwnt o-offewing, and t-the evenying meat +o-offewing, and t-the king's buwnt sacwifice, and his meat o-offewing, with +t-the buwnt offewing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand, and theiw meat +o-offewing, and theiw dwink offewings; and spwinkwe upon it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwnt o-offewing, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the sacwifice: and +t-the bwasen awtaw shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to enquiwe by. + +16:16 T-Thus did Uwijah t-the pwiest, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that king Ahaz +c-commanded. + +1-16:17 And king Ahaz cut off t-the b-bowdews of t-the bases, and w-wemoved t-the +wavew fwom off t-them; and took down t-the sea fwom off t-the bwasen oxen +that wewe undew it, and put it upon t-the pavement of stonyes. + +1-16:18 And t-the covewt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sabbath that they h-had b-buiwt in t-the h-house, +and t-the king's entwy without, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed he fwom t-the house of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the king of Assywia. + +16:19 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Ahaz which he did, awe they nyot +wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 16:20 +And Ahaz swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his f-fathews in +t-the city of David: and :3 H-Hezekiah his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +17:1 In t-the twewfth yeaw of Ahaz king of Judah began Hoshea t-the son of +Ewah to weign in Samawia o-ovew Iswaew nyinye yeaws. + +17:2 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, but nyot +as t-the kings of Iswaew that wewe befowe h-him. + +17:3 Against him came up Shawmanyesew king of Assywia; and Hoshea +became his s-sewvant, and gave him pwesents. + +17:4 And t-the king of Assywia f-found conspiwacy in Hoshea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had +sent m-messengews to S-So king of Egypt, and b-bwought nyo pwesent to t-the +king of A-Assywia, as he h-had donye yeaw by y-yeaw: thewefowe t-the king of +Assywia s-shut him up, and b-bound him in pwison. + +17:5 T-Then t-the king of Assywia came up (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand, and +went up to S-Samawia, and besieged it thwee yeaws. + +17:6 In t-the nyinth yeaw of Hoshea t-the king of Assywia took S-Samawia, and +cawwied Iswaew away into A-Assywia, and pwaced t-them in Hawah and in +Habow by t-the wivew of Gozan, and in t-the c-cities of t-the M-Medes. + +17:7 Fow so it was, that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew h-had sinnyed against t-the +WOWD theiw G-God, which h-had b-bwought t-them up out of t-the wand of Egypt, +fwom undew t-the hand of Phawaoh king of Egypt, and h-had feawed othew +gods, 1-17:8 And wawked in t-the s-statutes of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom t-the WOWD +cast out fwom befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and of t-the kings of +I-Iswaew, which they h-had made. + +17:9 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did secwetwy those things that wewe +nyot wight against t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and they b-buiwt t-them high pwaces +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw cities, fwom t-the towew of t-the w-watchmen to t-the f-fenced +city. + +17:10 And they s-set t-them up images and gwoves in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high h-hiww, and +undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee: 17:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they buwnt i-incense in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +high pwaces, as did t-the heathen whom t-the WOWD cawwied away befowe +t-them; and wwought wicked things to pwovoke t-the WOWD to angew: 17:12 +Fow they sewved idows, wheweof t-the WOWD h-had said u-unto t-them, Ye shaww +nyot (^-^*)/ d-do this thing. + +17:13 Y-Yet t-the WOWD testified against I-Iswaew, and against Judah, by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the pwophets, and by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-seews, s-saying, T-Tuwn ye fwom youw eviw +ways, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +(☆▽☆) w-waw which I commanded youw fathews, and which I sent to you by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets. + +17:14 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding they w-wouwd nyot h-heaw, but hawdenyed theiw nyecks, +w-wike to t-the nyeck of theiw fathews, that did nyot bewieve in t-the WOWD +theiw God. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And they wejected his s-statutes, and his c-covenyant that he m-made +with theiw fathews, and his testimonyies which he testified against +t-them; and they f-fowwowed v-vanyity, and became vain, and went aftew t-the +heathen that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them, c-concewnying whom t-the WOWD h-had +c-chawged t-them, that they shouwd nyot (^-^*)/ d-do w-wike them. + +17:16 And they weft (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and +m-made t-them mowten images, even two cawves, and m-made a gwove, and +w-wowshipped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, and sewved B-Baaw. + +17:17 And they caused theiw sons and theiw daughtews to pass thwough +t-the f-fiwe, and used divinyation and enchantments, and sowd themsewves to +(^-^*)/ d-do eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, to pwovoke him to angew. + +17:18 Thewefowe t-the WOWD w-was vewy angwy with I-Iswaew, and w-wemoved t-them +out of his sight: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye weft but t-the twibe of Judah onwy. + +17:19 Awso Judah kept nyot t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, but +wawked in t-the s-statutes of Iswaew which they made. + +17:20 And t-the WOWD wejected (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed of I-Iswaew, and affwicted +t-them, and dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of spoiwews, untiw he h-had cast +t-them out of his sight. + +17:21 Fow he went Iswaew fwom t-the house of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and they m-made +Jewoboam t-the son of Nyebat king: and Jewoboam dwave Iswaew fwom +fowwowing t-the WOWD, and m-made t-them sin a gweat sin. + +17:22 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-sins of Jewoboam +which he d-did; they depawted nyot fwom t-them; 17:23 Untiw t-the WOWD +w-wemoved Iswaew out of his s-sight, as he h-had said by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +t-the pwophets. S-So w-was Iswaew cawwied away out of theiw own wand to +Assywia u-unto this d-day. + +17:24 And t-the king of Assywia b-bwought men fwom Babywon, and fwom +C-Cuthah, and fwom Ava, and fwom (^人^) H-Hamath, and fwom Sephawvaim, and pwaced +t-them in t-the c-cities of Samawia instead of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: and +they p-possessed S-Samawia, and d-dwewt in t-the c-cities t-theweof. + +17:25 And so it w-was a-at t-the beginnying of theiw dwewwing thewe, that +they feawed nyot t-the WOWD: thewefowe t-the WOWD sent w-wions among t-them, +which swew s-some of them. + +17:26 Whewefowe they spake to t-the king of A-Assywia, s-saying, The nyations +which t-thou hast w-wemoved, and pwaced in t-the c-cities of S-Samawia, knyow nyot +t-the m-mannyew of t-the God of t-the wand: thewefowe he hath sent w-wions among +t-them, and, b-behowd, they (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them, because they knyow nyot t-the m-mannyew of +t-the God of t-the wand. + +17:27 T-Then t-the king of Assywia commanded, s-saying, Cawwy thithew onye of +t-the pwiests whom ye b-bwought fwom thence; and wet t-them go and dweww +thewe, and wet him t-teach t-them t-the m-mannyew of t-the God of t-the wand. + +17:28 T-Then onye of t-the pwiests whom they h-had cawwied away fwom Samawia +came and d-dwewt in Bethew, and taught t-them how they shouwd f-feaw t-the +WOWD. + +17:29 Howbeit {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyation m-made gods of theiw own, and put t-them in t-the +houses of t-the high pwaces which t-the S-Samawitans h-had made, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyation +in theiw c-cities whewein they d-dwewt. + +17:30 And t-the men of Babywon m-made (*・ω・)ﾉ S-Succothbenyoth, and t-the men of Cuth +m-made (=^‥^=) N-Nyewgaw, and t-the men of Hamath m-made A-Ashima, 17:31 And t-the Avites +m-made Nyibhaz and T-Tawtak, and t-the Sephawvites buwnt theiw chiwdwen in +fiwe to Adwammewech and Anyammewech, t-the gods of Sephawvaim. + +17:32 S-So they feawed t-the WOWD, and m-made u-unto themsewves of t-the w-wowest +of t-them pwiests of t-the high pwaces, which sacwificed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them in t-the +houses of t-the high pwaces. + +17:33 They feawed t-the WOWD, and sewved theiw own gods, aftew t-the +m-mannyew of t-the nyations whom they cawwied away fwom thence. + +17:34 Unto this day they (^-^*)/ d-do aftew t-the f-fowmew mannyews: they f-feaw nyot +t-the WOWD, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do they aftew theiw s-statutes, ow aftew theiw +owdinyances, ow aftew t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and commandment which t-the WOWD commanded +t-the chiwdwen of Jacob, whom he nyamed I-Iswaew; 17:35 With whom t-the WOWD +h-had m-made a c-covenyant, and c-chawged t-them, s-saying, Ye shaww nyot f-feaw othew +gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bow youwsewves to t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sewve t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sacwifice to +(=`ω´=) t-them: 17:36 But t-the WOWD, who b-bwought you up out of t-the wand of Egypt +with gweat p-powew and a stwetched out awm, him shaww ye feaw, and him +shaww ye wowship, and to him shaww ye (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice. + +17:37 And t-the s-statutes, and t-the owdinyances, and t-the w-waw, and t-the +c-commandment, which he wwote (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, ye shaww o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +e-evewmowe; and ye shaww nyot f-feaw othew gods. + +17:38 And t-the c-covenyant that I have m-made with you ye shaww nyot fowget; +nyeithew shaww ye f-feaw othew gods. + +17:39 But t-the WOWD youw God ye shaww feaw; and he shaww d-dewivew you +out of t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw enyemies. + +17:40 Howbeit they did nyot h-heawken, but they did aftew theiw f-fowmew +mannyew. + +17:41 S-So these nyations feawed t-the WOWD, and sewved theiw gwaven +images, both theiw c-chiwdwen, and theiw c-chiwdwen's chiwdwen: as did +theiw fathews, so (^-^*)/ d-do they u-unto this d-day. + +18:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the thiwd yeaw of Hoshea son of Ewah king +of I-Iswaew, that :3 H-Hezekiah t-the son of Ahaz king of Judah began to weign. + +18:2 T-Twenty and five yeaws o-owd w-was he when he began to weign; and he +weignyed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and nyinye yeaws in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was +Abi, t-the daughtew of Zachawiah. + +18:3 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that David his o(>ω<)o f-fathew did. + +18:4 He w-wemoved t-the high pwaces, and bwake t-the images, and cut down +t-the gwoves, and bwake in pieces t-the bwasen sewpent that Moses h-had +made: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto those days t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did buwn i-incense to +i-it: and he cawwed it Nyehushtan. + +18:5 He twusted in t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew; so that aftew him w-was nyonye +w-wike him among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Judah, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any that wewe befowe h-him. + +18:6 Fow he (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave to t-the WOWD, and depawted nyot fwom fowwowing him, +but kept his commandments, which t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. + +18:7 And t-the WOWD w-was with h-him; and he pwospewed whithewsoevew he went +fowth: and he webewwed against t-the king of A-Assywia, and sewved him +n-nyot. + +18:8 He smote t-the Phiwistinyes, even u-unto Gaza, and t-the b-bowdews +t-theweof, fwom t-the towew of t-the w-watchmen to t-the f-fenced city. + +18:9 And it came to pass in t-the fouwth yeaw of king Hezekiah, which +w-was t-the seventh yeaw of Hoshea son of Ewah king of I-Iswaew, that +Shawmanyesew king of Assywia came up against S-Samawia, and besieged it. + +18:10 And a-at t-the end of thwee yeaws they took i-it: even in t-the sixth +yeaw of Hezekiah, that is in t-the nyinth yeaw of Hoshea king of I-Iswaew, +Samawia w-was taken. + +1-18:11 And t-the king of Assywia did cawwy away Iswaew u-unto A-Assywia, and +put t-them in Hawah and in Habow by t-the wivew of Gozan, and in t-the +c-cities of t-the M-Medes: 18:12 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they obeyed nyot t-the voice of t-the +WOWD theiw G-God, but twansgwessed his c-covenyant, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Moses t-the +sewvant of t-the WOWD commanded, and w-wouwd nyot h-heaw t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +18:13 Nyow in t-the fouwteenth yeaw of king :3 H-Hezekiah did uWu S-Sennyachewib king +of Assywia come up against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fenced c-cities of Judah, and took +them. + +18:14 And :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah sent to t-the king of Assywia to +Wachish, s-saying, I have o-offended; (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom me: that which t-thou +puttest on m-me wiww I beaw. And t-the king of Assywia appointed u-unto +:3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah thwee hundwed tawents of s-siwvew and thiwty +tawents of gowd. + +18:15 And :3 H-Hezekiah gave him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-siwvew that w-was f-found in t-the house +of t-the WOWD, and in t-the tweasuwes of t-the king's house. + +18:16 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time did :3 H-Hezekiah cut off t-the gowd fwom t-the doows of t-the +tempwe of t-the WOWD, and fwom t-the piwwaws which :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah +h-had ovewwaid, and gave it to t-the king of Assywia. + +18:17 And t-the king of Assywia sent Tawtan and W-Wabsawis and Wabshakeh +fwom Wachish to king :3 H-Hezekiah with a gweat \(★ω★)/ h-host against Jewusawem. And +they went up and came to Jewusawem. And when they wewe come up, they +came and s-stood by t-the conduit of t-the (--_--) u-uppew poow, which is in t-the +h-highway of t-the f-fuwwew's fiewd. + +18:18 And when they h-had cawwed to t-the king, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came out to t-them +Ewiakim t-the son of Hiwkiah, which w-was o-ovew t-the h-househowd, and S-Shebnya +t-the s-scwibe, and Joah t-the son of A-Asaph t-the wecowdew. + +18:19 And Wabshakeh said u-unto t-them, Speak ye nyow to Hezekiah, T-Thus +saith t-the gweat king, t-the king of A-Assywia, What confidence is this +whewein t-thou twustest? 18:20 T-Thou sayest, (but they awe but vain +w-wowds,) I have counsew and stwength (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw. Nyow on whom d-dost t-thou +twust, that t-thou webewwest against m-me? 1-18:21 Nyow, b-behowd, t-thou +twustest upon t-the s-staff of this bwuised weed, even upon Egypt, on +which if a man (o´∀`o) w-wean, it wiww go into his hand, and (-ω-、) p-piewce i-it: so is +Phawaoh king of Egypt u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-twust on h-him. + +18:22 But if ye say u-unto me, We t-twust in t-the WOWD ouw G-God: is nyot that +he, whose high pwaces and whose a-awtaws :3 H-Hezekiah hath taken away, and +hath said to Judah and J-Jewusawem, Ye shaww w-wowship befowe this awtaw +in Jewusawem? 1-18:23 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, g-give pwedges to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd t-the king of A-Assywia, and I wiww d-dewivew thee two t-thousand howses, +if t-thou be abwe on thy pawt to s-set widews upon them. + +18:24 How t-then wiwt t-thou tuwn away t-the f-face of onye c-captain of t-the +weast of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's sewvants, and put thy t-twust on Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow chawiots +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-howsemen? 18:25 Am I nyow come up without t-the WOWD against +this pwace to d-destwoy it? The WOWD said to me, Go up against this +wand, and d-destwoy it. + +18:26 T-Then said Ewiakim t-the son of Hiwkiah, and Shebnya, and Joah, u-unto +Wabshakeh, Speak, I p-pway thee, to thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants in t-the S-Sywian wanguage; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we undewstand i-it: and tawk nyot with us in t-the Jews' wanguage in +t-the eaws of t-the peopwe that awe on t-the waww. + +18:27 But Wabshakeh said u-unto t-them, Hath o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew sent m-me to thy +mastew, and to thee, to speak these wowds? hath he nyot sent m-me to t-the +men which sit on t-the waww, that they may e-eat theiw own dung, and dwink +theiw own piss with y-you? 18:28 T-Then Wabshakeh s-stood and cwied with a +w-woud voice in t-the Jews' wanguage, and spake, s-saying, Heaw t-the wowd of +t-the gweat king, t-the king of Assywia: 18:29 T-Thus saith t-the king, Wet +nyot :3 H-Hezekiah deceive you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww nyot be abwe to d-dewivew you out +of his hand: 18:30 N-Nyeithew wet :3 H-Hezekiah make you t-twust in t-the WOWD, +s-saying, The WOWD wiww suwewy d-dewivew u-us, and this city shaww nyot be +dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the king of Assywia. + +18:31 Heawken nyot to Hezekiah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus saith t-the king of A-Assywia, +Make an agweement with m-me by a pwesent, and come out to me, and t-then +e-eat ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man of his own vinye, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his fig twee, and +dwink ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye t-the watews of his c-cistewn: (o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 Untiw I come and +o(>ω<)o t-take you away to a wand w-wike youw own wand, a wand of cown and winye, a +wand of bwead and vinyeyawds, a wand of oiw owive and of honyey, that ye +may wive, and nyot die: and heawken nyot u-unto Hezekiah, when he +pewsuadeth y-you, s-saying, The WOWD wiww d-dewivew us. + +(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 Hath any of t-the gods of t-the nyations dewivewed a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wand +out of t-the hand of t-the king of A-Assywia? 1-18:34 Whewe awe t-the gods of +(^人^) H-Hamath, and of (O_O;) *blushes* A-Awpad? whewe awe t-the gods of Sephawvaim, Henya, and +Ivah? have they dewivewed Samawia out of minye hand? 18:35 Who awe +they among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of t-the countwies, that have dewivewed theiw +c-countwy out of minye hand, that t-the WOWD shouwd d-dewivew Jewusawem out +of minye hand? 1-18:36 But t-the peopwe hewd theiw p-peace, and answewed him +nyot a wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's commandment was, s-saying, Answew him n-nyot. + +18:37 T-Then came Ewiakim t-the son of Hiwkiah, which w-was o-ovew t-the +h-househowd, and S-Shebnya t-the s-scwibe, and Joah t-the son of A-Asaph t-the +wecowdew, to :3 H-Hezekiah with theiw cwothes went, and towd him t-the w-wowds +of W-Wabshakeh. + +19:1 And it came to pass, when king :3 H-Hezekiah heawd it, that he went +his cwothes, and covewed himsewf with sackcwoth, and went into t-the +house of t-the WOWD. + +19:2 And he sent ;;w;; E-Ewiakim, which w-was o-ovew t-the h-househowd, and S-Shebnya t-the +s-scwibe, and t-the ewdews of t-the p-pwiests, covewed with sackcwoth, to +Isaiah t-the pwophet t-the son of A-Amoz. + +19:3 And they said u-unto him, T-Thus saith Hezekiah, This day is a day of +twoubwe, and of webuke, and bwasphemy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen awe come to +t-the biwth, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot stwength to bwing f-fowth. + +19:4 I-It may be t-the WOWD thy God wiww h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of Wabshakeh, +whom t-the king of Assywia his mastew hath sent to wepwoach t-the wiving +God; and wiww wepwove t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD thy God hath heawd: +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe wift up thy pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemnyant that awe weft. + +19:5 S-So t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of king :3 H-Hezekiah came to Isaiah. + +1-19:6 And Isaiah said u-unto t-them, T-Thus shaww ye say to youw mastew, T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of t-the w-wowds which t-thou hast heawd, with +which t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the king of Assywia have bwasphemed me. + +19:7 Behowd, I wiww send a bwast upon him, and he shaww h-heaw a wumouw, +and shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to his own wand; and I wiww c-cause him to faww by t-the +s-swowd in his own wand. + +19:8 S-So Wabshakeh wetuwnyed, and f-found t-the king of Assywia wawwing +against Wibnyah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had heawd that he w-was depawted fwom Wachish. + +19:9 And when he heawd say of Tiwhakah king of Ethiopia, Behowd, he is +come out to fight against t-thee: he sent m-messengews again u-unto +Hezekiah, s-saying, 19:10 T-Thus shaww ye speak to :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah, +s-saying, Wet nyot thy God in whom t-thou twustest deceive thee, s-saying, +Jewusawem shaww nyot be dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the king of Assywia. + +1-19:11 Behowd, t-thou hast heawd what t-the kings of Assywia have donye to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands, by destwoying t-them (´ ∀ ` *) u-uttewwy: and shawt t-thou be dewivewed? +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 H-Have t-the gods of t-the nyations dewivewed t-them which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews +have destwoyed; as Gozan, and Hawan, and Wezeph, and t-the chiwdwen of +Eden which wewe in Thewasaw? 19:13 Whewe is t-the king of (^人^) H-Hamath, and +t-the king of Awpad, and t-the king of t-the city of Sephawvaim, of Henya, +and Ivah? 19:14 And :3 H-Hezekiah weceived t-the wettew of t-the hand of t-the +messengews, and wead i-it: and :3 H-Hezekiah went up into t-the house of t-the +WOWD, and spwead it befowe t-the WOWD. + +19:15 And :3 H-Hezekiah pwayed befowe t-the WOWD, and said, O-O WOWD God of +I-Iswaew, which dwewwest b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, t-thou awt t-the G-God, even +t-thou awonye, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth; t-thou hast m-made heaven +and eawth. + +19:16 WOWD, bow down thinye eaw, and heaw: open, WOWD, thinye eyes, and +see: and h-heaw t-the w-wowds of S-Sennyachewib, which hath sent him to +wepwoach t-the wiving God. + +19:17 O-Of a twuth, WOWD, t-the kings of Assywia have destwoyed t-the +nyations and theiw wands, 19:18 And have cast theiw gods into t-the fiwe: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe nyo gods, but t-the wowk of men's hands, w-wood and stonye: +thewefowe they have destwoyed them. + +19:19 Nyow thewefowe, O-O WOWD ouw G-God, I b-beseech thee, s-save t-thou us out +of his hand, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth may knyow that t-thou awt +t-the WOWD G-God, even t-thou onwy. + +19:20 T-Then Isaiah t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz sent to Hezekiah, s-saying, T-Thus saith +t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, That which t-thou hast pwayed to m-me against +uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia I have h-heawd. + +19:21 This is t-the wowd that t-the WOWD hath spoken c-concewnying h-him; The +viwgin t-the daughtew of Zion hath (>_<) d-despised thee, and w-waughed thee to +scown; t-the daughtew of Jewusawem hath shaken hew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a-at thee. + +1-19:22 Whom hast t-thou wepwoached and bwasphemed? and against whom hast +t-thou exawted thy voice, and w-wifted up thinye eyes on high? even against +t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. + +19:23 By thy m-messengews t-thou hast wepwoached t-the WOWD, and hast said, +With t-the muwtitude of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chawiots I am come up to t-the height of t-the +mountains, to t-the s-sides of Webanyon, and wiww cut down t-the taww cedaw +twees t-theweof, and t-the choice fiw twees theweof: and I wiww entew into +t-the wodgings of his bowdews, and into t-the fowest of his Cawmew. + +19:24 I have digged and dwunk s-stwange w-watews, and with t-the sowe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +feet have I dwied up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of besieged pwaces. + +19:25 Hast t-thou nyot heawd wong ago how I have donye it, and of (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient +times that I have |･ω･) f-fowmed it? nyow have I b-bwought it to pass, that t-thou +shouwdest be to way waste f-fenced c-cities into wuinyous heaps. + +19:26 Thewefowe theiw i-inhabitants wewe of smaww p-powew, they wewe +d-dismayed and c-confounded; they wewe as t-the gwass of t-the fiewd, and as +t-the gween hewb, as t-the gwass on t-the house tops, and as cown bwasted +befowe it be g-gwown (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +19:27 But I knyow thy abode, and thy g-going (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and thy coming in, and +thy wage against me. + +19:28 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thy wage against m-me and thy t-tumuwt is come up into minye +eaws, thewefowe I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hook in thy nyose, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwidwe in thy +wips, and I wiww tuwn thee back by t-the w-way by which t-thou camest. + +19:29 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto thee, Ye shaww e-eat this yeaw such +things as gwow of themsewves, and in t-the second yeaw that which +s-spwingeth of t-the same; and in t-the thiwd yeaw sow ye, and weap, and +pwant vinyeyawds, and e-eat t-the fwuits t-theweof. + +1-19:30 And t-the wemnyant that is escaped of t-the house of Judah shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +again o(>ω<)o t-take woot downwawd, and beaw fwuit u-upwawd. + +19:31 Fow out of Jewusawem shaww go fowth a wemnyant, and they that +escape out of mount Z-Zion: t-the zeaw of t-the WOWD of hosts shaww (^-^*)/ d-do this. + +19:32 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying t-the king of A-Assywia, He +shaww nyot come into this city, (=`ω´=) n-nyow shoot an awwow thewe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come +befowe it with s-shiewd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cast a bank against it. + +19:33 By t-the w-way that he came, by t-the same shaww he wetuwn, and shaww +nyot come into this city, saith t-the WOWD. + +19:34 Fow I wiww d-defend this city, to s-save it, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye own sake, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David's sake. + +19:35 And it came to pass that nyight, that t-the angew of t-the WOWD went +(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and smote in t-the camp of t-the A-Assywians an hundwed fouwscowe and +five thousand: and when they awose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, b-behowd, they +wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dead cowpses. + +19:36 S-So uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia depawted, and went and wetuwnyed, +and d-dwewt a-at Nyinyeveh. + +19:37 And it came to pass, as he w-was wowshipping in t-the house of +Nyiswoch his (・_・ヾ g-god, that Adwammewech and S-Shawezew his sons smote him with +t-the (--_--) s-swowd: and they escaped into t-the wand of ( =ω=)..nyaa A-Awmenyia. And Esawhaddon +his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +20:1 In those days w-was :3 H-Hezekiah sick u-unto death. And t-the pwophet +Isaiah t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz came to him, and said u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the +WOWD, Set thinye house in owdew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt die, and nyot w-wive. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 T-Then he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his f-face to t-the waww, and pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, +s-saying, 20:3 I b-beseech thee, O-O WOWD, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew nyow how I have wawked +befowe thee in twuth and with a pewfect heawt, and have donye that +which is g-good in thy sight. And :3 H-Hezekiah wept sowe. + +20:4 And it came to pass, afowe Isaiah w-was gonye out into t-the middwe +couwt, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to him, s-saying, 20:5 T-Tuwn again, +and teww :3 H-Hezekiah t-the c-captain of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the +God of David thy fathew, I have heawd thy pwayew, I have s-seen thy +teaws: b-behowd, I wiww heaw t-thee: on t-the thiwd day t-thou shawt go up +u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +20:6 And I wiww a-add u-unto thy days f-fifteen yeaws; and I wiww d-dewivew +thee and this city out of t-the hand of t-the king of Assywia; and I wiww +d-defend this city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye own sake, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David's sake. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And Isaiah said, Take a wump of (-_-) f-figs. And they took and w-waid it +on t-the b-boiw, and he wecovewed. + +20:8 And :3 H-Hezekiah said u-unto Isaiah, What shaww be t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign that t-the +WOWD wiww heaw me, and that I shaww go up into t-the house of t-the WOWD +t-the thiwd day? 20:9 And Isaiah said, This (*´▽`*) s-sign shawt t-thou have of t-the +WOWD, that t-the WOWD wiww (^-^*)/ d-do t-the t-thing that he hath spoken: shaww t-the +shadow go fowwawd t-ten degwees, ow go back t-ten d-degwees? 20:10 And +:3 H-Hezekiah answewed, I-It is a wight t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the shadow to go down t-ten +degwees: nyay, but wet t-the shadow (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn backwawd t-ten degwees. + +2-20:11 And Isaiah t-the pwophet cwied u-unto t-the WOWD: and he b-bwought t-the +shadow t-ten degwees backwawd, by which it h-had gonye down in t-the diaw of +Ahaz. + +2-20:12 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time Bewodachbawadan, t-the son of B-Bawadan, king of +Babywon, sent wettews and a pwesent u-unto Hezekiah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had heawd +that :3 H-Hezekiah h-had b-been s-sick. + +2-20:13 And :3 H-Hezekiah heawkenyed u-unto t-them, and shewed t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house +of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things, t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and t-the spices, and +t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ointment, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of his a-awmouw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +w-was f-found in his (^人^) *twerks* t-tweasuwes: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyothing in his h-house, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his dominyion, that :3 H-Hezekiah shewed t-them n-nyot. + +2-20:14 T-Then came Isaiah t-the pwophet u-unto king Hezekiah, and said u-unto +him, What said these men? and fwom whence came they u-unto thee? And +:3 H-Hezekiah said, They awe come fwom a faw countwy, even fwom Babywon. + +2-20:15 And he said, What have they s-seen in thinye house? And :3 H-Hezekiah +answewed, Aww t-the things that awe in minye house have they seen: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is nyothing among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tweasuwes that I have nyot shewed them. + +20:16 And Isaiah said u-unto Hezekiah, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +2-20:17 Behowd, t-the days come, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye h-house, and that +which thy f-fathews have w-waid up in stowe u-unto this day, shaww be +cawwied into |･ω･) B-Babywon: nyothing shaww be weft, saith t-the WOWD. + +20:18 And of thy sons that shaww i-issue fwom thee, which t-thou shawt +beget, shaww they o(>ω<)o t-take away; and they shaww be eunyuchs in t-the pawace +of t-the king of Babywon. + +2-20:19 T-Then said :3 H-Hezekiah u-unto Isaiah, Good is t-the wowd of t-the WOWD +which t-thou hast spoken. And he said, Is it nyot g-good, if peace and +twuth be in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days? 20:20 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Hezekiah, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his might, and how he m-made a poow, and a conduit, and b-bwought +w-watew into t-the city, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the +chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 20:21 And :3 H-Hezekiah swept with his +fathews: and Manyasseh his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +21:1 Manyasseh w-was twewve yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and weignyed +fifty and five yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was +Hephzibah. + +21:2 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, aftew +t-the abominyations of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom t-the WOWD cast out befowe t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +21:3 Fow he b-buiwt up again t-the high pwaces which :3 H-Hezekiah his o(>ω<)o f-fathew +h-had destwoyed; and he weawed up a-awtaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Baaw, and m-made a gwove, as +did A-Ahab king of I-Iswaew; and w-wowshipped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, and +sewved them. + +21:4 And he b-buiwt a-awtaws in t-the house of t-the WOWD, of which t-the WOWD +said, In Jewusawem wiww I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. + +21:5 And he b-buiwt a-awtaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven in t-the two couwts +of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +2-21:6 And he m-made his son pass thwough t-the f-fiwe, and obsewved times, +and used enchantments, and d-deawt with famiwiaw s-spiwits and wizawds: he +wwought m-much w-wickednyess in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, to pwovoke him to +angew. + +21:7 And he s-set a gwaven i-image of t-the gwove that he h-had m-made in t-the +h-house, of which t-the WOWD said to D-David, and to S-Sowomon his son, In +this h-house, and in J-Jewusawem, which I have chosen out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twibes of +I-Iswaew, wiww I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 21:8 N-Nyeithew wiww I make t-the feet +of Iswaew move any mowe out of t-the wand which I gave theiw fathews; +onwy if they wiww o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have commanded +t-them, and a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Moses commanded +them. + +21:9 But they heawkenyed nyot: and Manyasseh s-seduced t-them to (^-^*)/ d-do mowe eviw +than did t-the nyations whom t-the WOWD destwoyed befowe t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew. + +21:10 And t-the WOWD spake by his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, s-saying, 21:11 +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because Manyasseh king of Judah hath donye these abominyations, and hath +donye wickedwy a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the Amowites did, which wewe befowe him, +and hath m-made Judah awso to sin with his (o･ω･o) i-idows: 21:12 Thewefowe thus +saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Behowd, I am bwinging such eviw upon +Jewusawem and Judah, that w-whosoevew heaweth of it, both his eaws shaww +tingwe. + +2-21:13 And I wiww s-stwetch o-ovew Jewusawem t-the winye of S-Samawia, and t-the +p-pwummet of t-the house of Ahab: and I wiww wipe Jewusawem as a man +wipeth a dish, wiping it, and tuwnying it upside down. + +21:14 And I wiww fowsake t-the wemnyant of minye inhewitance, and d-dewivew +t-them into t-the hand of theiw enyemies; and they shaww become a pwey and +a spoiw to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies; 2-21:15 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have donye that which +w-was eviw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, and have p-pwovoked m-me to angew, since t-the day +theiw f-fathews came fowth out of Egypt, even u-unto this d-day. + +21:16 Moweovew Manyasseh shed innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood vewy ^w^ m-much, tiww he h-had +fiwwed Jewusawem fwom onye end to anyothew; beside his sin whewewith he +m-made Judah to sin, in doing that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the +WOWD. + +21:17 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Manyasseh, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and +his sin that he sinnyed, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the +chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 2-21:18 And Manyasseh swept with his +fathews, and w-was buwied in t-the gawden of his own h-house, in t-the gawden +of U-Uzza: and Amon his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +2-21:19 Amon w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he +weignyed two yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was +Meshuwwemeth, t-the daughtew of Hawuz of (＃`Д´) J-Jotbah. + +21:20 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, as his +o(>ω<)o f-fathew Manyasseh did. + +21:21 And he wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew wawked in, and +sewved t-the idows that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew sewved, and w-wowshipped (=`ω´=) t-them: 2-21:22 +And he fowsook t-the WOWD God of his fathews, and wawked nyot in t-the w-way +of t-the WOWD. + +21:23 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Amon conspiwed against him, and swew t-the +king in his own house. + +21:24 And t-the peopwe of t-the wand swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that h-had conspiwed +against king Amon; and t-the peopwe of t-the wand m-made Josiah his son king +in his s-stead. + +21:25 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Amon which he did, awe they nyot +wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 21:26 +And he w-was buwied in his sepuwchwe in t-the gawden of U-Uzza: and Josiah +his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +22:1 Josiah w-was eight yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed +thiwty and onye yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Jedidah, +t-the daughtew of A-Adaiah of Boscath. + +2-22:2 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and +wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way of David his fathew, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot aside to t-the +wight hand ow to t-the weft. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And it came to pass in t-the eighteenth yeaw of king Josiah, that +t-the king sent Shaphan t-the son of A-Azawiah, t-the son of Meshuwwam, t-the +s-scwibe, to t-the house of t-the WOWD, s-saying, 22:4 Go up to Hiwkiah t-the +high pwiest, that he may sum t-the s-siwvew which is b-bwought into t-the +house of t-the WOWD, which t-the keepews of t-the doow have gathewed of t-the +peopwe: 2-22:5 And wet t-them d-dewivew it into t-the hand of t-the doews of t-the +wowk, that have t-the ovewsight of t-the house of t-the WOWD: and wet t-them +g-give it to t-the doews of t-the wowk which is in t-the house of t-the WOWD, to +wepaiw t-the b-bweaches of t-the h-house, 22:6 Unto cawpentews, and buiwdews, +and masons, and to buy timbew and hewn stonye to wepaiw t-the house. + +22:7 Howbeit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo w-weckonying m-made with t-them of t-the monyey that +w-was dewivewed into theiw hand, because they d-deawt faithfuwwy. + +22:8 And Hiwkiah t-the high pwiest said u-unto Shaphan t-the s-scwibe, I have +f-found t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw in t-the house of t-the WOWD. And Hiwkiah gave +t-the book to Shaphan, and he wead it. + +22:9 And Shaphan t-the scwibe came to t-the king, and b-bwought t-the king +wowd again, and said, Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants have gathewed t-the monyey that w-was +f-found in t-the h-house, and have dewivewed it into t-the hand of t-them that +(^-^*)/ d-do t-the wowk, that have t-the ovewsight of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +22:10 And Shaphan t-the scwibe shewed t-the king, s-saying, Hiwkiah t-the +pwiest hath dewivewed m-me a book. And Shaphan wead it befowe t-the king. + +22:11 And it came to pass, when t-the king h-had heawd t-the w-wowds of t-the +book of t-the w-waw, that he went his cwothes. + +22:12 And t-the king commanded Hiwkiah t-the pwiest, and Ahikam t-the son of +Shaphan, and Achbow t-the son of Michaiah, and Shaphan t-the s-scwibe, and +Asahiah a sewvant of t-the king's, s-saying, 22:13 Go ye, enquiwe of t-the +WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah, c-concewnying t-the +w-wowds of this book that is f-found: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is t-the wwath of t-the WOWD +that is kindwed against u-us, because ouw f-fathews have nyot heawkenyed +u-unto t-the w-wowds of this b-book, to (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that which is +wwitten c-concewnying us. + +22:14 S-So Hiwkiah t-the pwiest, and Ahikam, and Achbow, and Shaphan, and +Asahiah, went u-unto Huwdah t-the pwophetess, t-the wife of Shawwum t-the son +of Tikvah, t-the son of Hawhas, (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the wawdwobe; (nyow she d-dwewt +in Jewusawem in t-the cowwege;) and they communyed with hew. + +22:15 And she said u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Teww +t-the man that sent you to me, 22:16 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww +bwing eviw upon this pwace, and upon t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the w-wowds of t-the book which t-the king of Judah hath wead: (^人^) 2-22:17 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because +they have fowsaken me, and have buwnyed i-incense u-unto othew gods, that +they m-might pwovoke m-me to angew with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of theiw hands; +thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath shaww be kindwed against this pwace, and shaww nyot +be quenched. + +22:18 But to t-the king of Judah which sent you to enquiwe of t-the WOWD, +thus shaww ye say to him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, As +touching t-the w-wowds which t-thou hast heawd; 22:19 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thinye heawt +w-was t-tendew, and t-thou hast humbwed t-thysewf befowe t-the WOWD, when t-thou +heawdest what I spake against this pwace, and against t-the i-inhabitants +t-theweof, that they shouwd become a desowation and a cuwse, and hast +went thy cwothes, and wept befowe m-me; I awso have heawd thee, saith +t-the WOWD. + +22:20 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd thewefowe, I wiww gathew thee u-unto thy fathews, and t-thou +shawt be gathewed into thy gwave in peace; and thinye eyes shaww nyot +s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw which I wiww bwing upon this pwace. And they b-bwought +t-the king wowd again. + +23:1 And t-the king sent, and they gathewed u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of +Judah and of Jewusawem. + +23:2 And t-the king went up into t-the house of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men +of Judah and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem with him, and t-the +p-pwiests, and t-the pwophets, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, both smaww and (=`ω´=) g-gweat: +and he wead in theiw eaws (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the book of t-the c-covenyant +which w-was f-found in t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +23:3 And t-the king s-stood by a piwwaw, and m-made a c-covenyant befowe t-the +WOWD, to wawk aftew t-the WOWD, and to keep his c-commandments and his +testimonyies and his s-statutes with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-souw, +to pewfowm t-the w-wowds of this c-covenyant that wewe wwitten in this book. +And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe s-stood to t-the covenyant. + +23:4 And t-the king commanded Hiwkiah t-the high pwiest, and t-the pwiests +of t-the second owdew, and t-the keepews of t-the d-doow, to bwing fowth out +of t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews that wewe m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Baaw, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwove, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven: and he buwnyed t-them +without Jewusawem in t-the fiewds of Kidwon, and cawwied t-the ashes of +t-them u-unto Bethew. + +23:5 And he put down t-the idowatwous p-pwiests, whom t-the kings of Judah +h-had o-owdainyed to buwn i-incense in t-the high pwaces in t-the c-cities of +Judah, and in t-the pwaces (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Jewusawem; t-them awso that buwnyed +i-incense u-unto Baaw, to t-the sun, and to t-the moon, and to t-the pwanyets, +and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven. + +23:6 And he b-bwought out t-the gwove fwom t-the house of t-the WOWD, without +J-Jewusawem, u-unto t-the b-bwook Kidwon, and buwnyed it a-at t-the b-bwook Kidwon, +and (=`ω´=) s-stamped it smaww to powdew, and cast t-the p-powdew theweof upon t-the +gwaves of t-the chiwdwen of t-the peopwe. + +2-23:7 And he bwake down t-the houses of t-the sodomites, that wewe by t-the +house of t-the WOWD, whewe t-the w-women wove hangings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwove. + +2-23:8 And he b-bwought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwiests out of t-the c-cities of Judah, and +defiwed t-the high pwaces whewe t-the pwiests h-had buwnyed incense, fwom +Geba to Beewsheba, and bwake down t-the high pwaces of t-the gates that +wewe in t-the entewing in of t-the gate of Joshua t-the govewnyow of t-the +city, which wewe on a man's weft hand a-at t-the gate of t-the city. + +23:9 Nyevewthewess t-the pwiests of t-the high pwaces came nyot up to t-the +awtaw of t-the WOWD in J-Jewusawem, but they did e-eat of t-the unweavenyed +bwead among theiw bwethwen. + +23:10 And he defiwed T-Topheth, which is in t-the vawwey of t-the chiwdwen +of Hinnyom, that nyo man m-might make his son ow his daughtew to pass +thwough t-the fiwe to Mowech. + +23:11 And he took away t-the howses that t-the kings of Judah h-had given to +t-the sun, a-at t-the entewing in of t-the house of t-the WOWD, by t-the c-chambew +of Nyathanmewech t-the chambewwain, which w-was in t-the subuwbs, and buwnyed +t-the chawiots of t-the sun with fiwe. + +23:12 And t-the a-awtaws that wewe on t-the top of t-the (--_--) u-uppew c-chambew of +Ahaz, which t-the kings of Judah h-had made, and t-the a-awtaws which Manyasseh +h-had m-made in t-the two couwts of t-the house of t-the WOWD, did t-the king beat +down, and bwake t-them down fwom thence, and cast t-the dust of t-them into +t-the b-bwook Kidwon. + +2-23:13 And t-the high pwaces that wewe befowe J-Jewusawem, which wewe on +t-the wight hand of t-the mount of cowwuption, which S-Sowomon t-the king of +Iswaew h-had buiwded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Ashtoweth t-the a-abominyation of t-the Zidonyians, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (^人^) C-Chemosh t-the a-abominyation of t-the Moabites, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Miwcom t-the +a-abominyation of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, did t-the king defiwe. + +23:14 And he bwake in pieces t-the images, and cut down t-the gwoves, and +fiwwed theiw pwaces with t-the bonyes of m-men. + +23:15 Moweovew t-the awtaw that w-was a-at Bethew, and t-the high pwace which +Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made Iswaew to sin, h-had made, both that +awtaw and t-the high pwace he bwake down, and buwnyed t-the high pwace, and +(=`ω´=) s-stamped it smaww to powdew, and buwnyed t-the gwove. + +23:16 And as Josiah (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed himsewf, he spied t-the sepuwchwes that wewe +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the mount, and sent, and took t-the bonyes out of t-the +sepuwchwes, and buwnyed t-them upon t-the awtaw, and powwuted it, a-accowding +to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD which t-the man of God pwocwaimed, who +pwocwaimed these wowds. + +23:17 T-Then he said, What titwe is that that I see? And t-the men of t-the +city towd him, I-It is t-the sepuwchwe of t-the man of G-God, which came fwom +Judah, and pwocwaimed these things that t-thou hast donye against t-the +awtaw of Bethew. + +23:18 And he said, Wet him awonye; wet nyo man move his bonyes. S-So they +wet his bonyes awonye, with t-the bonyes of t-the pwophet that came out of +Samawia. + +23:19 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses awso of t-the high pwaces that wewe in t-the +c-cities of S-Samawia, which t-the kings of Iswaew h-had m-made to pwovoke t-the +Wowd to angew, Josiah took away, and did to t-them a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +acts that he h-had donye in Bethew. + +23:20 And he swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwiests of t-the high pwaces that wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +upon t-the awtaws, and buwnyed men's bonyes upon t-them, and wetuwnyed to +Jewusawem. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And t-the king commanded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Keep t-the passovew +u-unto t-the WOWD youw G-God, as it is wwitten in t-the book of this covenyant. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 S-Suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot howden such a passovew fwom t-the days of t-the +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges that judged I-Iswaew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of t-the kings of I-Iswaew, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow of t-the kings of Judah; 23:23 But in t-the eighteenth yeaw of king +Josiah, whewein this passovew w-was howden to t-the WOWD in Jewusawem. + +23:24 Moweovew t-the wowkews with famiwiaw s-spiwits, and t-the wizawds, and +t-the images, and t-the idows, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations that wewe spied in +t-the wand of Judah and in J-Jewusawem, did Josiah put away, that he m-might +pewfowm t-the w-wowds of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which wewe wwitten in t-the book that +Hiwkiah t-the pwiest f-found in t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +23:25 And w-wike u-unto him w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo king befowe him, that (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to +t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his s-souw, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +might, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses; nyeithew aftew him awose +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any w-wike h-him. + +23:26 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot fwom t-the fiewcenyess of his +gweat wwath, whewewith his angew w-was kindwed against Judah, because of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovocations that Manyasseh h-had p-pwovoked him withaw. + +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 And t-the WOWD said, I wiww w-wemove Judah awso out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, as +I have w-wemoved I-Iswaew, and wiww cast off this city Jewusawem which I +have chosen, and t-the house of which I said, My nyame shaww be thewe. + +23:28 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Josiah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe +they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? +23:29 In his days Phawaohnyechoh king of Egypt went up against t-the king +of Assywia to t-the wivew E-Euphwates: and king Josiah went against h-him; +and he swew him a-at Megiddo, when he h-had s-seen h-him. + +o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants cawwied him in a chawiot dead fwom Megiddo, and +b-bwought him to J-Jewusawem, and buwied him in his own s-sepuwchwe. And t-the +peopwe of t-the wand took Jehoahaz t-the son of Josiah, and anyointed him, +and m-made him king in his fathew's s-stead. + +23:31 Jehoahaz w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee yeaws o-owd when he began to weign; +and he weignyed thwee months in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was +Hamutaw, t-the daughtew of Jewemiah of Wibnyah. + +23:32 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his f-fathews h-had donye. + +2-23:33 And Phawaohnyechoh put him in bands a-at W-Wibwah in t-the wand of +(^人^) H-Hamath, that he m-might nyot weign in Jewusawem; and put t-the wand to a +(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute of an hundwed tawents of s-siwvew, and a tawent of gowd. + +2-23:34 And Phawaohnyechoh m-made Ewiakim t-the son of Josiah king in t-the +woom of Josiah his fathew, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his nyame to Jehoiakim, and took +Jehoahaz (☆ω☆) a-away: and he came to Egypt, and died thewe. + +2-23:35 And Jehoiakim gave t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd to Phawaoh; but he +taxed t-the wand to g-give t-the monyey a-accowding to t-the commandment of +Phawaoh: he exacted t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd of t-the peopwe of t-the wand, +of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-accowding to his t-taxation, to g-give it u-unto Phawaohnyechoh. + +23:36 Jehoiakim w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to weign; +and he weignyed eweven yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was +Zebudah, t-the daughtew of Pedaiah of Wumah. + +23:37 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his f-fathews h-had donye. + +2-24:1 In his days Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon came up, and Jehoiakim +became his sewvant thwee yeaws: t-then he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and webewwed against +h-him. + +24:2 And t-the WOWD sent against him bands of t-the Chawdees, and bands of +t-the Sywians, and bands of t-the Moabites, and bands of t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon, and sent t-them against Judah to d-destwoy it, a-accowding to t-the +wowd of t-the WOWD, which he spake by his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets. + +24:3 S-Suwewy a-at t-the commandment of t-the WOWD came this upon Judah, to +w-wemove t-them out of his s-sight, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sins of Manyasseh, a-accowding to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he d-did; 2-24:4 And awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that he shed: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he fiwwed Jewusawem with innyocent bwood; which t-the WOWD w-wouwd nyot +pawdon. + +24:5 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehoiakim, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe +they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? +24:6 S-So Jehoiakim swept with his fathews: and Jehoiachin his son +weignyed in his s-stead. + +24:7 And t-the king of Egypt came nyot again any mowe out of his wand: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of Babywon h-had taken fwom t-the wivew of Egypt u-unto t-the +wivew Euphwates (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that p-pewtainyed to t-the king of Egypt. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 Jehoiachin w-was eighteen yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he +weignyed in Jewusawem thwee months. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Nyehushta, +t-the daughtew of Ewnyathan of Jewusawem. + +24:9 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had donye. + +24:10 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon came +up against J-Jewusawem, and t-the city w-was UwU b-besieged. + +24:11 And Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon came against t-the city, and +his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants did (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege it. + +24:12 And Jehoiachin t-the king of Judah went out to t-the king of +Babywon, he, and his mothew, and his sewvants, and his pwinces, and +his officews: and t-the king of Babywon took him in t-the eighth yeaw of +his weign. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 And he cawwied out (o´∀`o) t-thence (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the +WOWD, and t-the tweasuwes of t-the king's h-house, and cut in pieces (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +vessews of gowd which S-Sowomon king of Iswaew h-had m-made in t-the tempwe of +t-the WOWD, as t-the WOWD h-had said. + +24:14 And he cawwied away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww J-Jewusawem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the mighty men of vawouw, even t-ten t-thousand captives, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +cwaftsmen and smiths: nyonye o(>ω<)o w-wemainyed, s-save t-the p-poowest sowt of t-the +peopwe of t-the wand. + +24:15 And he cawwied away Jehoiachin to Babywon, and t-the king's +mothew, and t-the king's wives, and his officews, and t-the mighty of t-the +wand, those cawwied he into captivity fwom Jewusawem to Babywon. + +24:16 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of might, even seven thousand, and cwaftsmen and +smiths a thousand, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe stwong and a-apt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw, even t-them t-the +king of Babywon b-bwought captive to Babywon. + +24:17 And t-the king of Babywon m-made Mattanyiah his fathew's b-bwothew king +in his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, and changed his nyame to Z-Zedekiah. + +24:18 (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and onye yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, +and he weignyed eweven yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was +Hamutaw, t-the daughtew of Jewemiah of Wibnyah. + +24:19 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Jehoiakim h-had donye. + +24:20 Fow thwough t-the angew of t-the WOWD it came to pass in Jewusawem +and Judah, untiw he h-had cast t-them out fwom his pwesence, that (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah +webewwed against t-the king of Babywon. + +2-25:1 And it came to pass in t-the nyinth yeaw of his weign, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth +m-month, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, that Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of +Babywon came, he, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his host, against J-Jewusawem, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched +against it; and they b-buiwt fowts against it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +25:2 And t-the city w-was besieged u-unto t-the e-eweventh yeaw of king +Z-Zedekiah. + +25:3 And on t-the nyinth day of t-the fouwth month t-the faminye p-pwevaiwed in +t-the city, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe of t-the wand. + +25:4 And t-the city w-was bwoken up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw fwed by nyight +by t-the w-way of t-the gate b-between two (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, which is by t-the king's +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-gawden: (nyow t-the >_< C-Chawdees wewe against t-the city (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound (-ω-、) a-about:) and t-the +king went t-the w-way towawd t-the pwain. + +25:5 And t-the awmy of t-the >_< C-Chawdees puwsued aftew t-the king, and ovewtook +him in t-the pwains of Jewicho: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy wewe scattewed fwom +h-him. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 S-So they took t-the king, and b-bwought him up to t-the king of Babywon +to W-Wibwah; and they gave j-judgment upon h-him. + +25:7 And they swew t-the sons of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah befowe his eyes, and put out +t-the eyes of Zedekiah, and b-bound him with fettews of b-bwass, and cawwied +him to Babywon. + +25:8 And in t-the fifth m-month, on t-the seventh day of t-the m-month, which is +t-the nyinyeteenth yeaw of king Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon, came +Nyebuzawadan, c-captain of t-the guawd, a sewvant of t-the king of Babywon, +u-unto Jewusawem: 25:9 And he buwnt t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the +king's h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses of J-Jewusawem, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gweat man's +house buwnt he with fiwe. + +25:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the awmy of t-the Chawdees, that wewe with t-the c-captain of +t-the guawd, bwake down t-the wawws of Jewusawem (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +25:11 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the peopwe that wewe weft in t-the city, and t-the +fugitives that feww away to t-the king of Babywon, with t-the wemnyant of +t-the muwtitude, did Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd cawwy away. + +25:12 But t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd weft of t-the doow of t-the poow of t-the +wand to be v-vinyedwessews and husbandmen. + +25:13 And t-the piwwaws of bwass that wewe in t-the house of t-the WOWD, and +t-the bases, and t-the bwasen sea that w-was in t-the house of t-the WOWD, did +t-the >_< C-Chawdees bweak in p-pieces, and cawwied t-the bwass of t-them to +Babywon. + +25:14 And t-the pots, and t-the shovews, and t-the snyuffews, and t-the spoons, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of bwass whewewith they minyistewed, took they +away. + +25:15 And t-the fiwepans, and t-the bowws, and such things as wewe of +gowd, in gowd, and of s-siwvew, in s-siwvew, t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd took +away. + +25:16 The two piwwaws, onye sea, and t-the bases which S-Sowomon h-had m-made +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the WOWD; t-the bwass of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these vessews w-was without +weight. + +2-25:17 The height of t-the onye piwwaw w-was eighteen c-cubits, and t-the +chapitew upon it w-was bwass: and t-the height of t-the chapitew thwee +c-cubits; and t-the wweathen wowk, and p-pomegwanyates upon t-the chapitew +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of bwass: and w-wike u-unto these h-had t-the second piwwaw +with wweathen wowk. + +25:18 And t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd took Sewaiah t-the chief pwiest, and +Zephanyiah t-the second pwiest, and t-the thwee keepews of t-the doow: 25:19 +And out of t-the city he took an officew that w-was s-set o-ovew t-the men of +waw, and five men of t-them that wewe in t-the king's pwesence, which wewe +f-found in t-the city, and t-the pwincipaw scwibe of t-the host, which +mustewed t-the peopwe of t-the wand, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe men of t-the peopwe of +t-the wand that wewe f-found in t-the city: 25:20 And Nyebuzawadan c-captain of +t-the g-guawd took these, and b-bwought t-them to t-the king of Babywon to +W-Wibwah: 25:21 And t-the king of Babywon smote t-them, and swew t-them a-at +W-Wibwah in t-the wand of H-Hamath. S-So Judah w-was cawwied away out of theiw +wand. + +25:22 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe that wemainyed in t-the wand of Judah, whom +Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon h-had weft, even o-ovew t-them he m-made +G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam, t-the son of Shaphan, w-wuwew. + +25:23 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the awmies, they and theiw men, +heawd that t-the king of Babywon h-had m-made G-Gedawiah govewnyow, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came +to G-Gedawiah to Mizpah, even Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, and Johanyan +t-the son of Caweah, and Sewaiah t-the son of Tanhumeth t-the Nyetophathite, +and Jaazanyiah t-the son of a Maachathite, they and theiw m-men. + +2-25:24 And G-Gedawiah swawe to t-them, and to theiw men, and said u-unto +t-them, Feaw nyot to be t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the Chawdees: dweww in t-the wand, +and sewve t-the king of (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and it shaww be w-weww with you. + +25:25 But it came to pass in t-the seventh m-month, that Ishmaew t-the son +of N-Nyethanyiah, t-the son of Ewishama, of t-the seed woyaw, came, and t-ten +men with him, and smote G-Gedawiah, that he died, and t-the Jews and t-the +>_< C-Chawdees that wewe with him a-at M-Mizpah. + +25:26 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, both smaww and g-gweat, and t-the captains of +t-the awmies, a-awose, and came to Egypt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe afwaid of t-the +Chawdees. + +25:27 And it came to pass in t-the seven and thiwtieth yeaw of t-the +captivity of Jehoiachin king of Judah, in t-the twewfth m-month, on t-the +seven and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the m-month, that Eviwmewodach king of +Babywon in t-the yeaw that he began to weign did wift up t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of +Jehoiachin king of Judah out of pwison; 25:28 And he spake kindwy to +him, and s-set his t-thwonye a-above t-the t-thwonye of t-the kings that wewe with +him in (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 2-25:29 And changed his pwison gawments: and he did e-eat +bwead continyuawwy befowe him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife. + +2-25:30 And his a-awwowance w-was a c-continyuaw a-awwowance given him of t-the +king, a daiwy wate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife. + + + + +The Fiwst Book of t-the C-Chwonyicwes + + +1:1 Adam, Sheth, Enyosh, 1:2 Kenyan, Mahawaweew, J-Jewed, 1:3 Henyoch, +Methusewah, Wamech, 1:4 Nyoah, S-Shem, Ham, and Japheth. + +1:5 The sons of Japheth; G-Gomew, and (＾• ω •＾) M-Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and +Tubaw, and Meshech, and Tiwas. + +1-1:6 And t-the sons of G-Gomew; Ashchenyaz, and Wiphath, and Togawmah. + +1:7 And t-the sons of Javan; Ewishah, and T-Tawshish, Kittim, and Dodanyim. + +1:8 The sons of Ham; Cush, and Mizwaim, Put, and Canyaan. + +1-1:9 And t-the sons of C-Cush; Seba, and Haviwah, and Sabta, and Waamah, +and Sabtecha. And t-the sons of Waamah; Sheba, and Dedan. + +1:10 And Cush begat Nyimwod: he began to be mighty upon t-the eawth. + +1:11 And Mizwaim begat Wudim, and Anyamim, and Wehabim, and Nyaphtuhim, +1:12 And (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ P-Pathwusim, and (♡°▽°♡) C-Caswuhim, (of whom came t-the Phiwistinyes,) and +Caphthowim. + +1:13 And Canyaan begat Zidon his f-fiwstbown, and H-Heth, 1:14 The Jebusite +awso, and t-the Amowite, and t-the Giwgashite, 1:15 And t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, and +t-the Awkite, and t-the Sinyite, 1:16 And t-the Awvadite, and t-the Zemawite, +and t-the Hamathite. + +1:17 The sons of Shem; Ewam, and Asshuw, and Awphaxad, and Wud, and +Awam, and Uz, and Huw, and Gethew, and Meshech. + +1:18 And Awphaxad begat Shewah, and Shewah begat Ebew. + +1:19 And u-unto Ebew wewe bown two sons: t-the nyame of t-the onye w-was Peweg; +because in his days t-the eawth w-was d-divided: and his bwothew's nyame w-was +Joktan. + +1:20 And J-Joktan begat A-Awmodad, and Sheweph, and Hazawmaveth, and +Jewah, 1-1:21 Hadowam awso, and Uzaw, and Dikwah, 1:22 And (o･ω･o) E-Ebaw, and +Abimaew, and Sheba, 1:23 And Ophiw, and Haviwah, and J-Jobab. Aww these +wewe t-the sons of Joktan. + +1-1:24 S-Shem, Awphaxad, Shewah, 1:25 Ebew, Peweg, Weu, 1:26 Sewug, Nyahow, +Tewah, 1:27 Abwam; t-the same is (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +1:28 The sons of Abwaham; Isaac, and I-Ishmaew. + +1:29 These awe theiw genyewations: The fiwstbown of I-Ishmaew, Nyebaioth; +t-then Kedaw, and Adbeew, and Mibsam, 1:30 Mishma, and Dumah, M-Massa, +Hadad, and Tema, 1:31 Jetuw, Nyaphish, and Kedemah. These awe t-the sons +of I-Ishmaew. + +1:32 Nyow t-the sons of Ketuwah, Abwaham's concubinye: she bawe Zimwan, +and Jokshan, and (=①ω①=) *cries* M-Medan, and Midian, and Ishbak, and Shuah. And t-the +sons of Jokshan; Sheba, and Dedan. + +1:33 And t-the sons of Midian; E-Ephah, and Ephew, and Henyoch, and Abida, +and Ewdaah. Aww these awe t-the sons of Ketuwah. + +1:34 And A-Abwaham begat Isaac. The sons of Isaac; E-Esau and Iswaew. + +1:35 The sons of Esau; Ewiphaz, OwO W-Weuew, and Jeush, and Jaawam, and +Kowah. + +1:36 The sons of Ewiphaz; T-Teman, and O-Omaw, Zephi, and Gatam, Kenyaz, +and Timnya, and Amawek. + +(o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 The sons of Weuew; Nyahath, Zewah, Shammah, and Mizzah. + +(^人^) 1-1:38 And t-the sons of Seiw; (O.O) *blushes* W-Wotan, and Shobaw, and Zibeon, and Anyah, +and Dishon, and Ezaw, and Dishan. + +1-1:39 And t-the sons of Wotan; Howi, and Homam: and T-Timnya w-was Wotan's +s-sistew. + +1:40 The sons of Shobaw; Awian, and Manyahath, and (o･ω･o) E-Ebaw, S-Shephi, and +Onyam. + +and t-the sons of Zibeon; Aiah, and Anyah. + +1:41 The sons of Anyah; Dishon. And t-the sons of D-Dishon; Amwam, and +E-Eshban, and Ithwan, and C-Chewan. + +1:42 The sons of E-Ezew; (´ ω `♡) B-Biwhan, and Zavan, and Jakan. The sons of +Dishan; Uz, and Awan. + +1:43 Nyow these awe t-the kings that weignyed in t-the wand of Edom befowe +any king weignyed o-ovew t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; Bewa t-the son of Beow: +and t-the nyame of his city w-was Dinhabah. + +1:44 And when Bewa w-was dead, Jobab t-the son of Zewah of Bozwah weignyed +in his s-stead. + +1-1:45 And when Jobab w-was dead, Husham of t-the wand of t-the Temanyites +weignyed in his s-stead. + +1:46 And when Husham w-was dead, Hadad t-the son of Bedad, which smote +Midian in t-the fiewd of M-Moab, weignyed in his s-stead: and t-the nyame of his +city w-was Avith. + +1:47 And when Hadad w-was dead, Samwah of Maswekah weignyed in his s-stead. + +1:48 And when Samwah w-was dead, S-Shauw of Wehoboth by t-the wivew weignyed +in his s-stead. + +1:49 And when S-Shauw w-was dead, Baawhanyan t-the son of Achbow weignyed in +his s-stead. + +1:50 And when Baawhanyan w-was dead, Hadad weignyed in his s-stead: and t-the +nyame of his city w-was P-Pai; and his w-wife's nyame w-was Mehetabew, t-the +daughtew of Matwed, t-the daughtew of Mezahab. + +1:51 Hadad died awso. And t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes of Edom wewe; (o･ω･o) d-duke T-Timnyah, (o･ω･o) d-duke +Awiah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Jetheth, 1:52 Duke Ahowibamah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Ewah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Pinyon, 1:53 +Duke Kenyaz, (o･ω･o) d-duke T-Teman, (o･ω･o) d-duke Mibzaw, (＞ｍ＜) *moans* 1-1:54 Duke M-Magdiew, (o･ω･o) d-duke Iwam. +These awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +2:1 These awe t-the sons of I-Iswaew; W-Weuben, S-Simeon, Wevi, and Judah, +I-Issachaw, and Zebuwun, 2:2 Dan, Joseph, and Benjamin, Nyaphtawi, Gad, +and A-Ashew. + +2-2:3 The sons of Judah; Ew, and Onyan, and S-Shewah: which thwee wewe bown +u-unto him of t-the daughtew of Shua t-the C-Canyaanyitess. And Ew, t-the +fiwstbown of Judah, w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD; and he swew +h-him. + +2:4 And Tamaw his daughtew in (☆▽☆) w-waw (o_O) *looks at you* b-bowe him Phawez and Zewah. Aww t-the +sons of Judah wewe five. + +2-2:5 The sons of Phawez; Hezwon, and H-Hamuw. + +2:6 And t-the sons of Zewah; Zimwi, and Ethan, and Heman, and Cawcow, +and Dawa: five of t-them in aww. + +2-2:7 And t-the sons of C-Cawmi; Achaw, t-the o(≧▽≦)o t-twoubwew of I-Iswaew, who +twansgwessed in t-the t-thing accuwsed. + +2:8 And t-the sons of Ethan; Azawiah. + +2-2:9 The sons awso of Hezwon, that wewe bown u-unto h-him; Jewahmeew, and +Wam, and Chewubai. + +2:10 And Wam begat Amminyadab; and Amminyadab begat Nyahshon, pwince of +t-the chiwdwen of Judah; 2-2:11 And Nyahshon begat (♡°▽°♡) S-Sawma, and Sawma begat +Boaz, 2:12 And (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz begat Obed, and Obed begat Jesse, (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And Jesse +begat his fiwstbown Ewiab, and Abinyadab t-the second, and Shimma t-the +thiwd, 2:14 Nyethanyeew t-the fouwth, Waddai t-the fifth, 2:15 Ozem t-the +sixth, David t-the seventh: 2:16 Whose ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *moans* s-sistews wewe (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, and +A-Abigaiw. And t-the sons of Zewuiah; Abishai, and ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and Asahew, +thwee. + +2:17 And Abigaiw bawe A-Amasa: and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Amasa w-was Jethew t-the +I-Ishmeewite. + +2:18 And C-Caweb t-the son of Hezwon begat chiwdwen of Azubah his wife, +and of Jewioth: hew sons awe t-these; Jeshew, and Shobab, and A-Awdon. + +2:19 And when Azubah w-was dead, C-Caweb took u-unto him E-Ephwath, which bawe +him Huw. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And H-Huw begat Uwi, and Uwi begat Bezaweew. + +2:21 And aftewwawd Hezwon went in to t-the daughtew of M-Machiw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew +of Giwead, whom he mawwied when he w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe yeaws o-owd; and she +bawe him Segub. + +2:22 And Segub begat Jaiw, who h-had thwee and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cities in t-the wand +of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +2:23 And he took Geshuw, and Awam, with t-the towns of Jaiw, fwom t-them, +with Kenyath, and t-the towns t-theweof, even (o_O)! t-thweescowe cities. Aww these +bewonged to t-the sons of M-Machiw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +2:24 And aftew that Hezwon w-was dead in Cawebephwatah, t-then Abiah +Hezwon's wife bawe him Ashuw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of T-Tekoa. + +2:25 And t-the sons of Jewahmeew t-the fiwstbown of Hezwon (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Wam t-the +f-fiwstbown, and Bunyah, and Owen, and Ozem, and Ahijah. + +2:26 Jewahmeew h-had awso anyothew wife, whose nyame w-was A-Atawah; she w-was +t-the mothew of Onyam. + +(^ω~) 2-2:27 And t-the sons of Wam t-the fiwstbown of Jewahmeew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Maaz, and +Jamin, and Ekew. + +2:28 And t-the sons of O-Onyam (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Shammai, and Jada. And t-the sons of +S-Shammai; Nyadab and Abishuw. + +2:29 And t-the nyame of t-the wife of Abishuw w-was Abihaiw, and she bawe him +Ahban, and Mowid. + +2:30 And t-the sons of Nyadab; S-Sewed, and Appaim: but S-Sewed died without +chiwdwen. + +2:31 And t-the sons of Appaim; Ishi. And t-the sons of o(>< )o I-Ishi; Sheshan. And +t-the chiwdwen of (　･ω･)☞ S-Sheshan; Ahwai. + +2:32 And t-the sons of (⌒▽⌒)☆ J-Jada t-the b-bwothew of S-Shammai; J-Jethew, and +Jonyathan: and Jethew died without chiwdwen. + +2:33 And t-the sons of Jonyathan; Peweth, and Zaza. These wewe t-the sons +of Jewahmeew. + +2:34 Nyow Sheshan h-had nyo ^-^ s-sons, but daughtews. And Sheshan h-had a +s-sewvant, an Egyptian, whose nyame w-was Jawha. + +2:35 And Sheshan gave his daughtew to Jawha his sewvant to wife; and +she bawe him Attai. + +2:36 And Attai begat Nyathan, and N-Nyathan begat Zabad, 2:37 And Zabad +begat Ephwaw, and E-Ephwaw begat Obed, 2:38 And Obed begat Jehu, and +Jehu begat A-Azawiah, 2-2:39 And A-Azawiah begat H-Hewez, and Hewez begat +Eweasah, 2:40 And Eweasah begat (o･ω･o) *screams* S-Sisamai, and S-Sisamai begat Shawwum, +2-2:41 And Shawwum begat Jekamiah, and Jekamiah begat Ewishama. + +2:42 Nyow t-the sons of C-Caweb t-the b-bwothew of Jewahmeew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, (￣ω￣) M-Mesha his +f-fiwstbown, which w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Ziph; and t-the sons of Maweshah t-the +o(>ω<)o f-fathew of H-Hebwon. + +2:43 And t-the sons of Hebwon; Kowah, and (´-ω-`) T-Tappuah, and Wekem, and Shema. + +2:44 And Shema begat W-Waham, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of J-Jowkoam: and Wekem begat +Shammai. + +2:45 And t-the son of S-Shammai w-was M-Maon: and Maon w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of +Bethzuw. + +2-2:46 And E-Ephah, C-Caweb's concubinye, bawe Hawan, and M-Moza, and Gazez: +and Hawan begat Gazez. + +2-2:47 And t-the sons of Jahdai; Wegem, and J-Jotham, and Gesham, and P-Pewet, +and E-Ephah, and S-Shaaph. + +2:48 Maachah, C-Caweb's concubinye, bawe Shebew, and Tiwhanyah. + +2:49 She bawe awso S-Shaaph t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (°ㅂ°╬) M-Madmannyah, S-Sheva t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of +(＃`Д´) M-Machbenyah, and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Gibea: and t-the daughtew of C-Caweb w-was +A-Achsa. + +2:50 These wewe t-the sons of C-Caweb t-the son of H-Huw, t-the fiwstbown of +Ephwatah; Shobaw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Kiwjathjeawim. + +2:51 Sawma t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Bethwehem, Haweph t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Bethgadew. + +2:52 And Shobaw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (✯◡✯) *sighs* K-Kiwjathjeawim h-had s-sons; Hawoeh, and hawf +of t-the Manyahethites. + +2:53 And t-the famiwies of Kiwjathjeawim; t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) I-Ithwites, and t-the Puhites, +and t-the Shumathites, and t-the Mishwaites; of t-them came t-the Zaweathites, +and t-the Eshtauwites, 2:54 The sons of Sawma; Bethwehem, and t-the +N-Nyetophathites, Atawoth, t-the house of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and hawf of t-the +Manyahethites, t-the Zowites. + +2:55 And t-the famiwies of t-the scwibes which d-dwewt a-at Jabez; t-the +Tiwathites, t-the Shimeathites, and Suchathites. These awe t-the Kenyites +that came of H-Hemath, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the house of Wechab. + +3-3:1 Nyow these wewe t-the sons of D-David, which wewe bown u-unto him in +Hebwon; t-the fiwstbown Amnyon, of Ahinyoam t-the Jezweewitess; t-the second +Danyiew, of Abigaiw t-the Cawmewitess: 3:2 The thiwd, Absawom t-the son of +Maachah t-the daughtew of T-Tawmai king of Geshuw: t-the fouwth, Adonyijah +t-the son of Haggith: 3-3:3 The fifth, S-Shephatiah of Abitaw: t-the sixth, +Ithweam by Egwah his wife. + +3:4 These six wewe bown u-unto him in Hebwon; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he weignyed seven +yeaws and six months: and in Jewusawem he weignyed thiwty and thwee +yeaws. + +3:5 And these wewe bown u-unto him in Jewusawem; S-Shimea, and Shobab, and +Nyathan, and S-Sowomon, fouw, of Bathshua t-the daughtew of Ammiew: 3-3:6 +I-Ibhaw awso, and Ewishama, and Ewiphewet, 3:7 And Nyogah, and Nyepheg, +and Japhia, 3:8 And Ewishama, and E-Ewiada, and Ewiphewet, nyinye. + +3-3:9 These wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of D-David, beside t-the sons of t-the +UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, and Tamaw theiw s-sistew. + +3:10 And S-Sowomon's son w-was Wehoboam, Abia his son, Asa his son, +J-Jehoshaphat his son, 3:11 Jowam his son, A-Ahaziah his son, Joash his +son, 3:12 Amaziah his son, A-Azawiah his son, Jotham his son, 3:13 Ahaz +his son, :3 H-Hezekiah his son, Manyasseh his son, 3:14 Amon his son, Josiah +his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +3:15 And t-the sons of Josiah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, t-the fiwstbown Johanyan, t-the second +Jehoiakim, t-the thiwd Zedekiah, t-the fouwth Shawwum. + +3:16 And t-the sons of Jehoiakim: Jeconyiah his son, (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +3:17 And t-the sons of Jeconyiah; Assiw, S-Sawathiew his son, 3:18 +Mawchiwam awso, and Pedaiah, and S-Shenyazaw, Jecamiah, Hoshama, and +N-Nyedabiah. + +3:19 And t-the sons of Pedaiah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Z-Zewubbabew, and Shimei: and t-the +sons of Zewubbabew; Meshuwwam, and Hanyanyiah, and Shewomith theiw +sistew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And Hashubah, and Ohew, and Bewechiah, and Hasadiah, +Jushabhesed, five. + +3:21 And t-the sons of Hanyanyiah; Pewatiah, and (=^･ｪ･^=) J-Jesaiah: t-the sons of +W-Wephaiah, t-the sons of Awnyan, t-the sons of (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, t-the sons of +Shechanyiah. + +3-3:22 And t-the sons of Shechanyiah; Shemaiah: and t-the sons of Shemaiah; +Hattush, and I-Igeaw, and Bawiah, and Nyeawiah, and Shaphat, six. + +3:23 And t-the sons of N-Nyeawiah; Ewioenyai, and Hezekiah, and Azwikam, +thwee. + +3:24 And t-the sons of Ewioenyai (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Hodaiah, and E-Ewiashib, and +P-Pewaiah, and Akkub, and Johanyan, and D-Dawaiah, and Anyanyi, seven. + +4:1 The sons of Judah; Phawez, Hezwon, and Cawmi, and H-Huw, and Shobaw. + +4-4:2 And Weaiah t-the son of Shobaw begat Jahath; and Jahath begat +Ahumai, and Wahad. These awe t-the famiwies of t-the Zowathites. + +4:3 And these wewe of t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Etam; Jezweew, and Ishma, and +Idbash: and t-the nyame of theiw s-sistew w-was Hazewewponyi: 4-4:4 And P-Penyuew +t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Gedow, and E-Ezew t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Hushah. These awe t-the sons +of H-Huw, t-the fiwstbown of Ephwatah, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of B-Bethwehem. + +4-4:5 And Ashuw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Tekoa h-had two wives, (❤ω❤) H-Hewah and N-Nyaawah. + +4:6 And Nyaawah bawe him Ahuzam, and (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, and Temenyi, and +Haahashtawi. + +These wewe t-the sons of N-Nyaawah. + +4:7 And t-the sons of (❤ω❤) H-Hewah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Zeweth, and Jezoaw, and Ethnyan. + +4-4:8 And Coz begat Anyub, and Z-Zobebah, and t-the famiwies of A-Ahawhew t-the +son of Hawum. + +4:9 And Jabez w-was mowe honyouwabwe than his b-bwethwen: and his mothew +cawwed his nyame Jabez, s-saying, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I bawe him with \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. + +4:10 And Jabez cawwed on t-the God of I-Iswaew, s-saying, O-Oh that t-thou +wouwdest bwess m-me indeed, and enwawge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my coast, and that thinye hand +m-might be with me, and that t-thou wouwdest keep m-me fwom eviw, that it +may nyot gwieve me! And God g-gwanted him that which he wequested. + +4:11 And Chewub t-the b-bwothew of Shuah begat M-Mehiw, which w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew +of Eshton. + +4:12 And Eshton begat Bethwapha, and P-Paseah, and Tehinnyah t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew +of Iwnyahash. These awe t-the men of Wechah. + +4:13 And t-the sons of K-Kenyaz; Othnyiew, and Sewaiah: and t-the sons of +O-Othnyiew; Hathath. + +4:14 And Meonyothai begat Ophwah: and Sewaiah begat ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of +t-the vawwey of Chawashim; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe cwaftsmen. + +4:15 And t-the sons of C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh; Iwu, Ewah, and Nyaam: +and t-the sons of Ewah, even Kenyaz. + +4:16 And t-the sons of Jehaweweew; Z-Ziph, and Ziphah, T-Tiwia, and Asaweew. + +4:17 And t-the sons of Ezwa (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, J-Jethew, and Mewed, and Ephew, and +J-Jawon: and she bawe Miwiam, and Shammai, and Ishbah t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of +E-Eshtemoa. + +4-4:18 And his wife Jehudijah bawe Jewed t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Gedow, and Hebew +t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Socho, and Jekuthiew t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Zanyoah. And these awe +t-the sons of B-Bithiah t-the daughtew of Phawaoh, which Mewed took. + +4:19 And t-the sons of his wife Hodiah t-the s-sistew of Nyaham, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew +of K-Keiwah t-the Gawmite, and Eshtemoa t-the Maachathite. + +4:20 And t-the sons of Shimon (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Amnyon, and Winnyah, Benhanyan, and +Tiwon. + +And t-the sons of Ishi (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Zoheth, and Benzoheth. + +4:21 The sons of Shewah t-the son of Judah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, (♡°▽°♡) E-Ew t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Wecah, +and Waadah t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of M-Maweshah, and t-the famiwies of t-the house of +t-them that wwought finye winyen, of t-the house of Ashbea, 4:22 And Jokim, +and t-the men of Chozeba, and J-Joash, and Sawaph, who h-had t-the dominyion in +M-Moab, and Jashubiwehem. And these awe (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient things. + +4:23 These wewe t-the p-pottews, and those that d-dwewt among p-pwants and +hedges: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they d-dwewt with t-the king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wowk. + +4:24 The sons of S-Simeon (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, N-Nyemuew, and Jamin, Jawib, Zewah, and +^-^ S-Shauw: 4:25 Shawwum his son, xDD *pokes you* M-Mibsam his son, Mishma his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +4:26 And t-the sons of Mishma; Hamuew his son, Zacchuw his son, S-Shimei +his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +4:27 And S-Shimei h-had sixteen sons and six daughtews: but his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +h-had nyot many c-chiwdwen, nyeithew did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw f-famiwy muwtipwy, w-wike to +t-the chiwdwen of J-Judah. + +4:28 And they d-dwewt a-at Beewsheba, and Mowadah, and Hazawshuaw, 4:29 +And a-at Biwhah, and a-at Ezem, and a-at (=^‥^=) T-Towad, 4:30 And a-at Bethuew, and a-at +Howmah, and a-at Zikwag, 4-4:31 And a-at B-Bethmawcaboth, and Hazawsusim, and +a-at Bethbiwei, and a-at Shaawaim. These wewe theiw c-cities u-unto t-the weign +of David. + +4:32 And theiw v-viwwages (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Etam, and Ain, Wimmon, and Tochen, and +Ashan, five cities: 4:33 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw v-viwwages that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about +t-the same cities, u-unto B-Baaw. These wewe theiw habitations, and theiw +genyeawogy. + +4:34 And Meshobab, and Jamwech, and Joshah, t-the son of A-Amaziah, 4:35 +And J-Joew, and Jehu t-the son of Josibiah, t-the son of Sewaiah, t-the son of +Asiew, 4:36 And Ewioenyai, and J-Jaakobah, and J-Jeshohaiah, and Asaiah, +and Adiew, and Jesimiew, and Benyaiah, 4:37 And Ziza t-the son of S-Shiphi, +t-the son of Awwon, t-the son of Jedaiah, t-the son of Shimwi, t-the son of +Shemaiah; 4-4:38 These m-mentionyed by theiw nyames wewe pwinces in theiw +famiwies: and t-the house of theiw f-fathews incweased gweatwy. + +(*^‿^*) 4-4:39 And they went to t-the entwance of Gedow, even u-unto t-the east side +of t-the vawwey, to seek pastuwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw fwocks. + +4:40 And they f-found fat pastuwe and g-good, and t-the wand w-was w-wide, and +quiet, and peaceabwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they of Ham h-had d-dwewt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of owd. + +4:41 And these wwitten by nyame came in t-the days of :3 H-Hezekiah king of +Judah, and smote theiw tents, and t-the habitations that wewe f-found +thewe, and destwoyed t-them u-uttewwy u-unto this day, and d-dwewt in theiw +wooms: because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was pastuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw fwocks. + +4-4:42 And s-some of t-them, even of t-the sons of S-Simeon, five hundwed men, +went to mount Seiw, h-having (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw captains Pewatiah, and Nyeawiah, +and W-Wephaiah, and Uzziew, t-the sons of Ishi. + +4:43 And they smote t-the w-west of t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites that wewe escaped, and +d-dwewt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto this d-day. + +5:1 Nyow t-the sons of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben t-the fiwstbown of I-Iswaew, (fow he w-was t-the +f-fiwstbown; but fowasmuch as he defiwed his fathew's bed, his +biwthwight w-was given u-unto t-the sons of Joseph t-the son of Iswaew: and +t-the g-genyeawogy is nyot to be w-weckonyed aftew t-the biwthwight. + +5-5:2 Fow Judah p-pwevaiwed a-above his bwethwen, and of him came t-the chief +wuwew; but t-the biwthwight w-was Joseph's:) 5:3 The ^-^ s-sons, I say, of +(*´▽`*) W-Weuben t-the fiwstbown of Iswaew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Hanyoch, and Pawwu, Hezwon, and +C-Cawmi. + +5:4 The sons of J-Joew; Shemaiah his son, G-Gog his son, S-Shimei his son, +5:5 (^人^) M-Micah his son, o(≧▽≦)o W-Weaia his son, Baaw his son, 5:6 Beewah his son, +whom Tiwgathpiwnyesew king of Assywia cawwied away captive: he w-was +pwince of t-the Weubenyites. + +5:7 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen by theiw famiwies, when t-the g-genyeawogy of theiw +genyewations w-was weckonyed, wewe t-the chief, Jeiew, and Z-Zechawiah, 5:8 +And Bewa t-the son of Azaz, t-the son of Shema, t-the son of J-Joew, who d-dwewt +in Awoew, even u-unto Nyebo and Baawmeon: 5:9 And eastwawd he (✧ω✧) i-inhabited +u-unto t-the entewing in of t-the wiwdewnyess fwom t-the wivew E-Euphwates: +because theiw cattwe wewe m-muwtipwied in t-the wand of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +5:10 And in t-the days of Sauw they m-made waw with t-the Hagawites, who +feww by theiw hand: and they d-dwewt in theiw tents (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +east wand of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +5:11 And t-the chiwdwen of Gad d-dwewt o-ovew against t-them, in t-the wand of +Bashan u-unto Sawcah: 5:12 Joew t-the chief, and Shapham t-the n-nyext, and +Jaanyai, and Shaphat in B-Bashan. + +5-5:13 And theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of t-the house of theiw f-fathews (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Michaew, +and Meshuwwam, and Sheba, and Jowai, and Jachan, and Z-Zia, and Hebew, +seven. + +5:14 These awe t-the chiwdwen of Abihaiw t-the son of Huwi, t-the son of +Jawoah, t-the son of Giwead, t-the son of Michaew, t-the son of J-Jeshishai, +t-the son of Jahdo, t-the son of Buz; 5:15 A-Ahi t-the son of Abdiew, t-the son +of Gunyi, chief of t-the house of theiw fathews. + +5:16 And they d-dwewt in Giwead in B-Bashan, and in hew t-towns, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the s-subuwbs of Shawon, upon theiw bowdews. + +5:17 Aww these wewe w-weckonyed by genyeawogies in t-the days of Jotham king +of Judah, and in t-the days of Jewoboam king of Iswaew. + +5:18 The sons of W-Weuben, and t-the G-Gadites, and hawf t-the twibe of +Manyasseh, of v-vawiant men, men abwe to beaw buckwew and swowd, and to +shoot with b-bow, and skiwfuw in waw, wewe fouw and f-fowty t-thousand seven +hundwed and thweescowe, that went out to t-the waw. + +5:19 And they m-made waw with t-the Hagawites, with Jetuw, and Nyephish, +and Nyodab. + +5:20 And they wewe hewped against t-them, and t-the Hagawites wewe +dewivewed into theiw hand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe with (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they cwied +to God in t-the battwe, and he w-was intweated of t-them; because they put +theiw t-twust in h-him. + +5:21 And they took away theiw c-cattwe; of theiw c-camews fifty thousand, +and of sheep two hundwed and fifty thousand, and of asses two +thousand, and of men an hundwed thousand. + +5:22 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww down many swain, because t-the waw w-was of God. And +they d-dwewt in theiw s-steads untiw t-the captivity. + +5:23 And t-the chiwdwen of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh d-dwewt in t-the wand: +they incweased fwom Bashan u-unto B-Baawhewmon and Senyiw, and u-unto mount +Hewmon. + +5-5:24 And these wewe t-the heads of t-the house of theiw fathews, even +Ephew, and I-Ishi, and Ewiew, and Azwiew, and Jewemiah, and H-Hodaviah, +and Jahdiew, mighty men of vawouw, famous men, and heads of t-the house +of theiw fathews. + +5:25 And they twansgwessed against t-the God of theiw fathews, and went +a whowing aftew t-the gods of t-the peopwe of t-the wand, whom God destwoyed +befowe them. + +5:26 And t-the God of Iswaew stiwwed up t-the spiwit of P-Puw king of +A-Assywia, and t-the spiwit of Tiwgathpiwnyesew king of A-Assywia, and he +cawwied t-them away, even t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and t-the G-Gadites, and t-the hawf +twibe of Manyasseh, and b-bwought t-them u-unto Hawah, and Habow, and Hawa, +and to t-the wivew Gozan, u-unto this d-day. + +6-6:1 The sons of Wevi; Gewshon, Kohath, and Mewawi. + +6:2 And t-the sons of Kohath; Amwam, Izhaw, and Hebwon, and U-Uzziew. + +6:3 And t-the chiwdwen of Amwam; Aawon, and Moses, and M-Miwiam. The sons +awso of A-Aawon; Nyadab, and Abihu, Eweazaw, and Ithamaw. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Eweazaw begat Phinyehas, OwO P-Phinyehas begat Abishua, 6:5 And Abishua +begat Bukki, and Bukki begat ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, 6:6 And Uzzi begat Zewahiah, and +Z-Zewahiah begat Mewaioth, 6:7 Mewaioth begat Amawiah, and Amawiah begat +Ahitub, 6:8 And Ahitub begat Z-Zadok, and Zadok begat Ahimaaz, 6:9 And +Ahimaaz begat A-Azawiah, and A-Azawiah begat Johanyan, 6:10 And Johanyan +begat A-Azawiah, (-(he it is that executed t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office in t-the +tempwe that S-Sowomon b-buiwt in Jewusawem:) 6:11 And A-Azawiah begat +Amawiah, and Amawiah begat Ahitub, 6:12 And Ahitub begat Z-Zadok, and +Zadok begat Shawwum, 6:13 And Shawwum begat Hiwkiah, and Hiwkiah begat +A-Azawiah, 6:14 And A-Azawiah begat Sewaiah, and Sewaiah begat Jehozadak, +6:15 And J-Jehozadak went into c-captivity, when t-the WOWD cawwied away +Judah and Jewusawem by t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadnyezzaw. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 The sons of Wevi; Gewshom, Kohath, and Mewawi. + +6-6:17 And these be t-the nyames of t-the sons of Gewshom; Wibnyi, and Shimei. + +6:18 And t-the sons of Kohath (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Amwam, and Izhaw, and Hebwon, and +U-Uzziew. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 The sons of Mewawi; Mahwi, and Mushi. And these awe t-the famiwies +of t-the Wevites a-accowding to theiw fathews. + +6:20 O-Of Gewshom; Wibnyi his son, Jahath his son, Zimmah his son, 6:21 +Joah his son, Iddo his son, Zewah his son, Jeatewai his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +6:22 The sons of Kohath; Amminyadab his son, K-Kowah his son, Assiw his +son, 6:23 Ewkanyah his son, and Ebiasaph his son, and Assiw his son, +6:24 Tahath his son, Uwiew his son, Uzziah his son, and S-Shauw his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +6:25 And t-the sons of E-Ewkanyah; (´ ω `♡) A-Amasai, and A-Ahimoth. + +6:26 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow E-Ewkanyah: t-the sons of E-Ewkanyah; Zophai his son, and N-Nyahath +his son, 6:27 Ewiab his son, J-Jewoham his son, Ewkanyah his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +6:28 And t-the sons of Samuew; t-the fiwstbown Vashnyi, and Abiah. + +6:29 The sons of Mewawi; Mahwi, Wibnyi his son, S-Shimei his son, Uzza +his son, 6:30 Shimea his son, Haggiah his son, Asaiah his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +6:31 And these awe they whom David s-set o-ovew t-the sewvice of song in t-the +house of t-the WOWD, aftew that t-the awk h-had w-west. + +6:32 And they minyistewed befowe t-the dwewwing pwace of t-the tabewnyacwe +of t-the c-congwegation with s-singing, untiw S-Sowomon h-had b-buiwt t-the house of +t-the WOWD in Jewusawem: and t-then they waited on theiw ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office a-accowding +to theiw owdew. + +6:33 And these awe they that waited with theiw chiwdwen. O-Of t-the sons +of t-the K-Kohathites: Heman a singew, t-the son of J-Joew, t-the son of +(♡°▽°♡) S-Shemuew, 6-6:34 The son of Ewkanyah, t-the son of Jewoham, t-the son of +Ewiew, t-the son of Toah, 6-6:35 The son of Zuph, t-the son of Ewkanyah, t-the +son of Mahath, t-the son of (´ ω `♡) A-Amasai, 6:36 The son of Ewkanyah, t-the son of +J-Joew, t-the son of A-Azawiah, t-the son of OwO Z-Zephanyiah, 6:37 The son of +Tahath, t-the son of Assiw, t-the son of E-Ebiasaph, t-the son of Kowah, 6-6:38 +The son of Izhaw, t-the son of Kohath, t-the son of Wevi, t-the son of +Iswaew. + +6:39 And his b-bwothew Asaph, who s-stood on his wight hand, even A-Asaph +t-the son of Bewachiah, t-the son of S-Shimea, 6:40 The son of Michaew, t-the +son of B-Baaseiah, t-the son of Mawchiah, 6:41 The son of (=^･ｪ･^=) E-Ethnyi, t-the son +of Zewah, t-the son of A-Adaiah, 6-6:42 The son of Ethan, t-the son of Z-Zimmah, +t-the son of Shimei, 6:43 The son of J-Jahath, t-the son of Gewshom, t-the son +of Wevi. + +6:44 And theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of M-Mewawi s-stood on t-the weft hand: +E-Ethan t-the son of Kishi, t-the son of A-Abdi, t-the son of Mawwuch, 6-6:45 The +son of Hashabiah, t-the son of A-Amaziah, t-the son of Hiwkiah, 6:46 The son +of A-Amzi, t-the son of Banyi, t-the son of Shamew, 6:47 The son of Mahwi, +t-the son of Mushi, t-the son of Mewawi, t-the son of Wevi. + +6:48 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awso t-the Wevites wewe appointed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of +sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the house of God. + +6:49 But Aawon and his sons offewed upon t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt +o-offewing, and on t-the awtaw of incense, and wewe appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wowk of t-the pwace most howy, and to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Moses t-the sewvant of God h-had c-commanded. + +6:50 And these awe t-the sons of A-Aawon; Eweazaw his son, OwO P-Phinyehas his +son, Abishua his son, 6:51 Bukki his son, Uzzi his son, Z-Zewahiah his +son, 6:52 Mewaioth his son, Amawiah his son, Ahitub his son, 6:53 +Zadok his son, Ahimaaz his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +6:54 Nyow these awe theiw dwewwing pwaces (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw castwes in +theiw coasts, of t-the sons of Aawon, of t-the famiwies of t-the K-Kohathites: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiws w-was t-the wot. + +6:55 And they gave t-them H-Hebwon in t-the wand of Judah, and t-the s-subuwbs +theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about it. + +6:56 But t-the fiewds of t-the city, and t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, they gave +to C-Caweb t-the son of Jephunnyeh. + +6:57 And to t-the sons of Aawon they gave t-the c-cities of Judah, nyamewy, +Hebwon, t-the city of wefuge, and Wibnyah with hew subuwbs, and Jattiw, +and Eshtemoa, with theiw subuwbs, 6:58 And ^.^ H-Hiwen with hew subuwbs, +Debiw with hew subuwbs, 6:59 And Ashan with hew subuwbs, and +Bethshemesh with hew subuwbs: 6:60 And out of t-the twibe of Benjamin; +Geba with hew subuwbs, and A-Awemeth with hew subuwbs, and Anyathoth with +hew subuwbs. Aww theiw c-cities (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw famiwies wewe thiwteen +cities. + +6:61 And u-unto t-the sons of Kohath, which wewe weft of t-the f-famiwy of +that twibe, wewe c-cities given out of t-the hawf twibe, nyamewy, out of +t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, by wot, t-ten cities. + +6:62 And to t-the sons of G-Gewshom (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw famiwies out of t-the +twibe of I-Issachaw, and out of t-the twibe of Ashew, and out of t-the twibe +of Nyaphtawi, and out of t-the twibe of Manyasseh in B-Bashan, thiwteen +cities. + +6:63 Unto t-the sons of M-Mewawi wewe given by wot, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw +famiwies, out of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, and out of t-the twibe of Gad, and +out of t-the twibe of Zebuwun, twewve cities. + +6:64 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew gave to t-the Wevites these c-cities with +theiw subuwbs. + +6:65 And they gave by wot out of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, +and out of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon, and out of t-the twibe +of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, these cities, which awe cawwed by theiw +n-nyames. + +6-6:66 And t-the wesidue of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of Kohath h-had c-cities +of theiw coasts out of t-the twibe of Ephwaim. + +6-6:67 And they gave u-unto t-them, of t-the c-cities of wefuge, Shechem in +mount Ephwaim with hew subuwbs; they gave awso Gezew with hew subuwbs, +6:68 And Jokmeam with hew subuwbs, and Bethhowon with hew subuwbs, +6-6:69 And A-Aijawon with hew subuwbs, and (x_x)V *teleports behind you* G-Gathwimmon with hew subuwbs: +6-6:70 And out of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh; Anyew with hew subuwbs, and +Biweam with hew subuwbs, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-famiwy of t-the wemnyant of t-the sons of +Kohath. + +6:71 Unto t-the sons of G-Gewshom wewe given out of t-the f-famiwy of t-the hawf +twibe of Manyasseh, Gowan in Bashan with hew subuwbs, and A-Ashtawoth +with hew subuwbs: 6-6:72 And out of t-the twibe of Issachaw; K-Kedesh with +hew subuwbs, D-Dabewath with hew subuwbs, 6-6:73 And Wamoth with hew +subuwbs, and Anyem with hew subuwbs: 6:74 And out of t-the twibe of +A-Ashew; (/ =ω=)/ M-Mashaw with hew subuwbs, and Abdon with hew subuwbs, 6:75 And +Hukok with hew subuwbs, and Wehob with hew subuwbs: 6:76 And out of +t-the twibe of Nyaphtawi; K-Kedesh in G-Gawiwee with hew subuwbs, and Hammon +with hew subuwbs, and Kiwjathaim with hew subuwbs. + +6:77 Unto t-the w-west of t-the chiwdwen of M-Mewawi wewe given out of t-the +twibe of Zebuwun, Wimmon with hew subuwbs, (*´▽`*) T-Tabow with hew subuwbs: +6:78 And on t-the othew side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan by Jewicho, on t-the east side of +Jowdan, wewe given t-them out of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, B-Bezew in t-the +wiwdewnyess with hew subuwbs, and Jahzah with hew subuwbs, 6:79 +Kedemoth awso with hew subuwbs, and Mephaath with hew subuwbs: 6:80 +And out of t-the twibe of G-Gad; Wamoth in Giwead with hew subuwbs, and +Mahanyaim with hew subuwbs, 6-6:81 And H-Heshbon with hew subuwbs, and +(^ω~) J-Jazew with hew subuwbs. + +7:1 Nyow t-the sons of Issachaw (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Towa, and (°ㅂ°╬) *cries* P-Puah, J-Jashub, and +Shimwom, fouw. + +7:2 And t-the sons of Towa; ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, and W-Wephaiah, and Jewiew, and Jahmai, +and Jibsam, and (♡°▽°♡) S-Shemuew, heads of theiw fathew's h-house, to wit, of +Towa: they wewe v-vawiant men of m-might in theiw genyewations; whose +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew w-was in t-the days of David two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand and six +hundwed. + +7-7:3 And t-the sons of Uzzi; Izwahiah: and t-the sons of I-Izwahiah; Michaew, +and (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, and J-Joew, I-Ishiah, five: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them chief m-men. + +7:4 And with t-them, by theiw genyewations, aftew t-the house of theiw +fathews, wewe bands of sowdiews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw, six and thiwty t-thousand m-men: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had many wives and sons. + +7:5 And theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of Issachaw wewe v-vawiant +men of might, w-weckonyed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by theiw genyeawogies fouwscowe and seven +thousand. + +7:6 The sons of Benjamin; Bewa, and B-Bechew, and Jediaew, thwee. + +7-7:7 And t-the sons of Bewa; E-Ezbon, and ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, and Uzziew, and Jewimoth, +and Iwi, five; heads of t-the house of theiw fathews, mighty men of +vawouw; and wewe w-weckonyed by theiw genyeawogies ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two t-thousand +and thiwty and fouw. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the sons of B-Bechew; Zemiwa, and J-Joash, and Ewiezew, and +Ewioenyai, and Omwi, and Jewimoth, and Abiah, and Anyathoth, and +Awameth. Aww these awe t-the sons of Bechew. + +7:9 And t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them, aftew theiw g-genyeawogy by theiw +genyewations, heads of t-the house of theiw fathews, mighty men of +vawouw, w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand and two hundwed. + +7:10 The sons awso of J-Jediaew; Biwhan: and t-the sons of Biwhan; Jeush, +and Benjamin, and Ehud, and Chenyaanyah, and Zethan, and (O.O) T-Thawshish, and +A-Ahishahaw. + +7:11 Aww these t-the sons of Jediaew, by t-the heads of theiw fathews, +mighty men of vawouw, wewe seventeen t-thousand and two hundwed +sowdiews, fit to go out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw and battwe. + +7:12 Shuppim awso, and Huppim, t-the chiwdwen of Iw, and (* ^ ω ^) H-Hushim, t-the +sons of Ahew. + +7:13 The sons of Nyaphtawi; Jahziew, and Gunyi, and Jezew, and Shawwum, +t-the sons of B-Biwhah. + +7:14 The sons of Manyasseh; (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) A-Ashwiew, whom she bawe: (but his concubinye +t-the A-Awamitess bawe M-Machiw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Giwead: 7:15 And M-Machiw took +to wife t-the s-sistew of H-Huppim and S-Shuppim, whose sistew's nyame w-was +M-Maachah;) and t-the nyame of t-the second w-was Zewophehad: and Zewophehad +h-had daughtews. + +7:16 And Maachah t-the wife of M-Machiw bawe a son, and she cawwed his +nyame Pewesh; and t-the nyame of his b-bwothew w-was (♡°▽°♡) S-Shewesh; and his sons +wewe Uwam and Wakem. + +7:17 And t-the sons of Uwam; Bedan. These wewe t-the sons of Giwead, t-the +son of Machiw, t-the son of M-Manyasseh. + +7:18 And his s-sistew Hammoweketh bawe Ishod, and Abiezew, and Mahawah. + +xDD 7-7:19 And t-the sons of Shemidah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Ahian, and S-Shechem, and Wikhi, and +Anyiam. + +7:20 And t-the sons of Ephwaim; Shuthewah, and B-Bewed his son, and Tahath +his son, and Ewadah his son, and Tahath his son, 7:21 And Zabad his +son, and Shuthewah his son, and Ezew, and Ewead, whom t-the men of G-Gath +that wewe bown in that wand s-swew, because they came down to o(>ω<)o t-take away +theiw c-cattwe. + +7:22 And Ephwaim theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew mouwnyed many days, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen came +to comfowt h-him. + +7:23 And when he went in to his wife, she conceived, and bawe a son, +and he cawwed his nyame Bewiah, because it went eviw with his house. + +7:24 (-(And his daughtew w-was ^-^ *leans over* S-Shewah, who b-buiwt Bethhowon t-the nyethew, and +t-the uppew, and Uzzenshewah.) 7:25 And (o^ ^o)/ W-Wephah w-was his son, awso +Wesheph, and Tewah his son, and Tahan his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Waadan his son, Ammihud his son, Ewishama his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 N-Nyon his son, Jehoshuah his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +7:28 And theiw possessions and habitations (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Bethew and t-the towns +t-theweof, and eastwawd N-Nyaawan, and westwawd G-Gezew, with t-the towns +t-theweof; Shechem awso and t-the towns t-theweof, u-unto Gaza and t-the towns +theweof: 7:29 And by t-the b-bowdews of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh, +Bethshean and hew t-towns, (つ✧ω✧)つ T-Taanyach and hew t-towns, Megiddo and hew t-towns, +Dow and hew towns. In these d-dwewt t-the chiwdwen of Joseph t-the son of +Iswaew. + +7:30 The sons of A-Ashew; Imnyah, and Isuah, and Ishuai, and Bewiah, and +S-Sewah theiw s-sistew. + +7:31 And t-the sons of Bewiah; Hebew, and Mawchiew, who is t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of +Biwzavith. + +7-7:32 And Hebew begat Japhwet, and Shomew, and Hotham, and Shua theiw +s-sistew. + +7:33 And t-the sons of Japhwet; Pasach, and Bimhaw, and Ashvath. These +awe t-the chiwdwen of Japhwet. + +7:34 And t-the sons of Shamew; Ahi, and Wohgah, J-Jehubbah, and A-Awam. + +7:35 And t-the sons of his b-bwothew Hewem; Zophah, and Imnya, and Shewesh, +and A-Amaw. + +7:36 The sons of Zophah; S-Suah, and Hawnyephew, and Shuaw, and Bewi, and +Imwah, 7:37 Bezew, and H-Hod, and Shamma, and (^-^*)/ S-Shiwshah, and Ithwan, and +(o^ ^o) B-Beewa. + +o(>< )o 7-7:38 And t-the sons of Jethew; Jephunnyeh, and Pispah, and Awa. + +7:39 And t-the sons of U-Uwwa; Awah, and H-Hanyiew, and Wezia. + +7-7:40 Aww these wewe t-the chiwdwen of Ashew, heads of theiw fathew's +h-house, choice and mighty men of vawouw, chief of t-the p-pwinces. And t-the +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the g-genyeawogy of t-them that wewe a-apt to t-the waw and +to battwe w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and six t-thousand m-men. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Nyow Benjamin begat Bewa his f-fiwstbown, Ashbew t-the second, and +A-Ahawah t-the thiwd, 8-8:2 Nyohah t-the fouwth, and Wapha t-the fifth. + +8:3 And t-the sons of Bewa (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Addaw, and Gewa, and Abihud, 8:4 And +Abishua, and N-Nyaaman, and Ahoah, 8-8:5 And Gewa, and Shephuphan, and +Huwam. + +8:6 And these awe t-the sons of Ehud: these awe t-the heads of t-the f-fathews +of t-the i-inhabitants of Geba, and they w-wemoved t-them to Manyahath: 8:7 And +N-Nyaaman, and Ahiah, and Gewa, he w-wemoved t-them, and begat U-Uzza, and +Ahihud. + +8:8 And Shahawaim begat chiwdwen in t-the c-countwy of M-Moab, aftew he h-had +sent t-them away; H-Hushim and Baawa wewe his (^-^*)/ w-wives. + +8:9 And he begat of Hodesh his wife, Jobab, and Zibia, and (=①ω①=) M-Mesha, and +Mawcham, 8-8:10 And Jeuz, and Shachia, and Miwma. These wewe his ^-^ s-sons, +heads of t-the fathews. + +8-8:11 And of H-Hushim he begat Abitub, and Ewpaaw. + +8:12 The sons of Ewpaaw; Ebew, and Misham, and Shamed, who b-buiwt Onyo, +and Wod, with t-the towns theweof: 8-8:13 B-Bewiah awso, and Shema, who wewe +heads of t-the f-fathews of t-the i-inhabitants of Aijawon, who (o_O)! d-dwove away t-the +i-inhabitants of Gath: 8:14 And A-Ahio, S-Shashak, and Jewemoth, 8:15 And +Zebadiah, and Awad, and Adew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And Michaew, and Ispah, and J-Joha, +t-the sons of Bewiah; 8:17 And Zebadiah, and Meshuwwam, and Hezeki, and +Hebew, 8-8:18 Ishmewai awso, and Jezwiah, and Jobab, t-the sons of Ewpaaw; +8-8:19 And Jakim, and Zichwi, and Zabdi, 8:20 And {{ (>_<) }} E-Ewienyai, and Z-Ziwthai, +and Ewiew, 8-8:21 And A-Adaiah, and Bewaiah, and Shimwath, t-the sons of +Shimhi; (*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And Ishpan, and Hebew, and Ewiew, 8:23 And Abdon, and +Zichwi, and Hanyan, 8:24 And Hanyanyiah, and Ewam, and Antothijah, 8:25 +And Iphedeiah, and Penyuew, t-the sons of Shashak; 8:26 And S-Shamshewai, +and S-Shehawiah, and Athawiah, 8:27 And Jawesiah, and Ewiah, and Zichwi, +t-the sons of Jewoham. + +8:28 These wewe heads of t-the fathews, by theiw genyewations, chief m-men. + +These d-dwewt in Jewusawem. + +8:29 And a-at G-Gibeon d-dwewt t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of G-Gibeon; whose w-wife's nyame w-was +Maachah: 8:30 And his fiwstbown son Abdon, and Zuw, and Kish, and +Baaw, and Nyadab, 8:31 And Gedow, and A-Ahio, and Zachew. + +8:32 And Mikwoth begat Shimeah. And these awso d-dwewt with theiw +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in J-Jewusawem, o-ovew against them. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 And Nyew begat Kish, and Kish begat Sauw, and Sauw begat Jonyathan, +and Mawchishua, and Abinyadab, and Eshbaaw. + +8:34 And t-the son of Jonyathan w-was Mewibbaaw; and Mewibbaaw begat Micah. + +8-8:35 And t-the sons of (^人^) M-Micah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Pithon, and Mewech, and Tawea, and +Ahaz. + +8:36 And Ahaz begat Jehoadah; and J-Jehoadah begat Awemeth, and +Azmaveth, and Zimwi; and Zimwi begat M-Moza, 8-8:37 And Moza begat Binyea: +Wapha w-was his son, Eweasah his son, Azew his son: 8:38 And Azew h-had +six ^-^ s-sons, whose nyames awe these, Azwikam, B-Bochewu, and I-Ishmaew, and +(=^‥^=) S-Sheawiah, and (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, and H-Hanyan. Aww these wewe t-the sons of Azew. + +8:39 And t-the sons of Eshek his b-bwothew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Uwam his f-fiwstbown, +Jehush t-the second, and Ewiphewet t-the thiwd. + +8-8:40 And t-the sons of Uwam wewe mighty men of vawouw, a-awchews, and h-had +many ^-^ s-sons, and s-sons' ^-^ s-sons, an hundwed and fifty. Aww these awe of t-the +sons of Benjamin. + +9:1 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew wewe w-weckonyed by genyeawogies; and, b-behowd, they wewe +wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of Iswaew and Judah, who wewe cawwied +away to Babywon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw twansgwession. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Nyow t-the fiwst i-inhabitants that d-dwewt in theiw possessions in theiw +c-cities (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, t-the Iswaewites, t-the p-pwiests, W-Wevites, and t-the Nyethinyims. + +9:3 And in Jewusawem d-dwewt of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, and of t-the +chiwdwen of Benjamin, and of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim, and Manyasseh; +9:4 Uthai t-the son of Ammihud, t-the son of Omwi, t-the son of Imwi, t-the +son of Banyi, of t-the chiwdwen of Phawez t-the son of J-Judah. + +9:5 And of t-the ( ~*-*)~ S-Shiwonyites; Asaiah t-the f-fiwstbown, and his sons. + +9:6 And of t-the sons of Zewah; Jeuew, and theiw bwethwen, six hundwed +and nyinyety. + +9:7 And of t-the sons of Benjamin; S-Sawwu t-the son of Meshuwwam, t-the son +of H-Hodaviah, t-the son of Hasenyuah, 9:8 And Ibnyeiah t-the son of Jewoham, +and Ewah t-the son of ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, t-the son of M-Michwi, and Meshuwwam t-the son of +Shephathiah, t-the son of OwO W-Weuew, t-the son of Ibnyijah; 9:9 And theiw +bwethwen, a-accowding to theiw genyewations, nyinye hundwed and fifty and +six. Aww these men wewe chief of t-the f-fathews in t-the house of theiw +fathews. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And of t-the pwiests; Jedaiah, and J-Jehoiawib, and Jachin, 9-9:11 And +A-Azawiah t-the son of Hiwkiah, t-the son of Meshuwwam, t-the son of Z-Zadok, +t-the son of Mewaioth, t-the son of Ahitub, t-the wuwew of t-the house of God; +9:12 And A-Adaiah t-the son of Jewoham, t-the son of Pashuw, t-the son of +Mawchijah, and Maasiai t-the son of Adiew, t-the son of Jahzewah, t-the son +of Meshuwwam, t-the son of Meshiwwemith, t-the son of Immew; 9:13 And +theiw bwethwen, heads of t-the house of theiw fathews, a t-thousand and +seven hundwed and thweescowe; vewy abwe men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk of t-the +sewvice of t-the house of God. + +9-9:14 And of t-the Wevites; Shemaiah t-the son of (＃￣ω￣) H-Hasshub, t-the son of +Azwikam, t-the son of Hashabiah, of t-the sons of Mewawi; 9:15 And +Bakbakkaw, Hewesh, and Gawaw, and Mattanyiah t-the son of M-Micah, t-the son +of Zichwi, t-the son of Asaph; 9:16 And Obadiah t-the son of Shemaiah, t-the +son of Gawaw, t-the son of Jeduthun, and Bewechiah t-the son of Asa, t-the +son of Ewkanyah, that d-dwewt in t-the v-viwwages of t-the Nyetophathites. + +9:17 And t-the p-powtews (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Shawwum, and Akkub, and Tawmon, and Ahiman, +and theiw b-bwethwen: Shawwum w-was t-the chief; 9:18 Who hithewto waited in +t-the king's gate eastwawd: they wewe p-powtews in t-the c-companyies of t-the +chiwdwen of Wevi. + +9:19 And Shawwum t-the son of Kowe, t-the son of E-Ebiasaph, t-the son of +Kowah, and his bwethwen, of t-the house of his fathew, t-the Kowahites, +wewe o-ovew t-the wowk of t-the sewvice, keepews of t-the gates of t-the +tabewnyacwe: and theiw fathews, being o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the WOWD, wewe +keepews of t-the entwy. + +9:20 And OwO P-Phinyehas t-the son of Eweazaw w-was t-the wuwew o-ovew t-them in time +past, and t-the WOWD w-was with h-him. + +9:21 And (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of Meshewemiah w-was powtew of t-the doow of +t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. + +9:22 Aww these which wewe chosen to be p-powtews in t-the gates wewe two +hundwed and twewve. These wewe w-weckonyed by theiw g-genyeawogy in theiw +viwwages, whom David and S-Samuew t-the seew did owdain in theiw s-set +office. + +9:23 S-So they and theiw chiwdwen h-had t-the ovewsight of t-the gates of t-the +house of t-the WOWD, nyamewy, t-the house of t-the tabewnyacwe, by wawds. + +9:24 In fouw quawtews wewe t-the powtews, towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, west, nyowth, +and south. + +9:25 And theiw bwethwen, which wewe in theiw viwwages, wewe to come +aftew seven days fwom time to time with them. + +9:26 Fow these W-Wevites, t-the fouw chief powtews, wewe in theiw s-set +office, and wewe o-ovew t-the c-chambews and tweasuwies of t-the house of God. + +9:27 And they wodged (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the house of G-God, because t-the chawge +w-was upon t-them, and t-the openying theweof {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying p-pewtainyed to +them. + +9-9:28 And c-cewtain of t-them h-had t-the chawge of t-the minyistewing vessews, +that they shouwd bwing t-them in and out by t-tawe. + +9:29 Some of t-them awso wewe appointed to ovewsee t-the vessews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the instwuments of t-the s-sanctuawy, and t-the finye fwouw, and t-the winye, +and t-the oiw, and t-the fwankincense, and t-the spices. + +9:30 And s-some of t-the sons of t-the pwiests m-made t-the ointment of t-the +spices. + +9:31 And M-Mattithiah, onye of t-the W-Wevites, who w-was t-the fiwstbown of +Shawwum t-the K-Kowahite, h-had t-the s-set ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office o-ovew t-the things that wewe +m-made in t-the pans. + +9:32 And othew of theiw bwethwen, of t-the sons of t-the Kohathites, wewe +o-ovew t-the shewbwead, to p-pwepawe it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sabbath. + +9:33 And these awe t-the singews, chief of t-the f-fathews of t-the W-Wevites, +who wemainying in t-the c-chambews wewe fwee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe empwoyed in +that wowk day and nyight. + +9:34 These chief f-fathews of t-the Wevites wewe chief (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw +genyewations; these d-dwewt a-at Jewusawem. + +9:35 And in G-Gibeon d-dwewt t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of G-Gibeon, Jehiew, whose w-wife's +nyame w-was Maachah: 9:36 And his fiwstbown son Abdon, t-then Zuw, and +Kish, and Baaw, and N-Nyew, and Nyadab. + +9:37 And Gedow, and A-Ahio, and Z-Zechawiah, and Mikwoth. + +9:38 And Mikwoth begat Shimeam. And they awso d-dwewt with theiw +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen a-at J-Jewusawem, o-ovew against theiw bwethwen. + +9-9:39 And Nyew begat Kish; and Kish begat Sauw; and Sauw begat Jonyathan, +and Mawchishua, and Abinyadab, and Eshbaaw. + +9:40 And t-the son of Jonyathan w-was ^w^ *cries* M-Mewibbaaw: and Mewibbaaw begat Micah. + +9-9:41 And t-the sons of (^人^) M-Micah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Pithon, and Mewech, and T-Tahwea, and +Ahaz. + +9:42 And Ahaz begat J-Jawah; and Jawah begat Awemeth, and Azmaveth, and +Zimwi; and Zimwi begat M-Moza; 9:43 And Moza begat Binyea; and Wephaiah +his son, Eweasah his son, Azew his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +9-9:44 And Azew h-had six ^-^ s-sons, whose nyames awe these, Azwikam, B-Bochewu, +and I-Ishmaew, and (=^‥^=) S-Sheawiah, and (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, and Hanyan: these wewe t-the sons +of Azew. + +10:1 Nyow t-the Phiwistinyes fought against I-Iswaew; and t-the men of Iswaew +fwed fwom befowe t-the Phiwistinyes, and feww down s-swain in mount Giwboa. + +1-10:2 And t-the Phiwistinyes f-fowwowed hawd aftew Sauw, and aftew his s-sons; +and t-the Phiwistinyes swew Jonyathan, and Abinyadab, and Mawchishua, t-the +sons of Sauw. + +10:3 And t-the battwe went sowe against Sauw, and t-the awchews hit him, +and he w-was w-wounded of t-the awchews. + +10:4 T-Then said Sauw to his awmouwbeawew, Dwaw thy swowd, and thwust m-me +thwough t-thewewith; west these u-unciwcumcised come and abuse me. But his +(o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew w-wouwd n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was sowe afwaid. S-So Sauw took a swowd, +and feww upon it. + +1-10:5 And when his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew saw that Sauw w-was dead, he feww +wikewise on t-the swowd, and died. + +10:6 S-So Sauw died, and his thwee ^-^ s-sons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house died +togethew. + +10:7 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew that wewe in t-the vawwey saw that +they fwed, and that Sauw and his sons wewe dead, t-then they fowsook +theiw cities, and fwed: and t-the Phiwistinyes came and d-dwewt in them. + +10:8 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, when t-the Phiwistinyes came to +s-stwip t-the swain, that they f-found Sauw and his sons f-fawwen in mount +Giwboa. + +10:9 And when they h-had (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped him, they took his head, and his +a-awmouw, and sent into t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, to +cawwy tidings u-unto theiw idows, and to t-the peopwe. + +10:10 And they put his awmouw in t-the house of theiw gods, and (o-_-o) f-fastenyed +his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in t-the tempwe of Dagon. + +1-10:11 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jabeshgiwead heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the Phiwistinyes h-had +donye to Sauw, (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 They a-awose, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the v-vawiant men, and took away t-the +body of Sauw, and t-the bodies of his ^-^ s-sons, and b-bwought t-them to J-Jabesh, +and buwied theiw bonyes undew t-the oak in J-Jabesh, and fasted seven days. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 S-So Sauw died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his twansgwession which he committed against +t-the WOWD, even against t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, which he kept nyot, and +awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow asking counsew of onye that h-had a famiwiaw spiwit, to enquiwe +of it; (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And enquiwed nyot of t-the WOWD: thewefowe he swew him, and +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the kingdom u-unto David t-the son of Jesse. + +11:1 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew gathewed themsewves to David u-unto Hebwon, s-saying, +Behowd, we awe thy bonye and thy ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +11:2 And moweovew in time past, even when Sauw w-was king, t-thou wast he +that weddest out and b-bwoughtest in Iswaew: and t-the WOWD thy God said +u-unto thee, T-Thou shawt feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and t-thou shawt be wuwew +o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. + +11:3 Thewefowe came (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew to t-the king to Hebwon; +and David m-made a c-covenyant with t-them in H-Hebwon befowe t-the WOWD; and +they anyointed David king o-ovew I-Iswaew, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the +WOWD by Samuew. + +11:4 And David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew went to J-Jewusawem, which is Jebus; whewe +t-the Jebusites (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand. + +11:5 And t-the i-inhabitants of Jebus said to D-David, T-Thou shawt nyot come +hithew. Nyevewthewess David took t-the c-castwe of Zion, which is t-the city +of David. + +11:6 And David said, Whosoevew smiteth t-the Jebusites fiwst shaww be +chief and captain. S-So Joab t-the son of Zewuiah went fiwst up, and w-was +chief. + +11:7 And David d-dwewt in t-the castwe; thewefowe they cawwed it t-the city +of David. + +11:8 And he b-buiwt t-the city (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, even fwom M-Miwwo (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: +and Joab w-wepaiwed t-the w-west of t-the city. + +11:9 S-So David (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed gweatew and gweatew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD of hosts w-was +with h-him. + +11:10 These awso awe t-the chief of t-the mighty men whom David had, who +stwengthenyed themsewves with him in his k-kingdom, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, +to make him king, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD c-concewnying Iswaew. + +11:11 And this is t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the mighty men whom David had; +J-Jashobeam, an Hachmonyite, t-the chief of t-the captains: he w-wifted up his +speaw against thwee hundwed s-swain by him a-at onye ^w^ t-time. + +11:12 And aftew him w-was Eweazaw t-the son of Dodo, t-the Ahohite, who w-was +onye of t-the thwee mighties. + +11:13 He w-was with David a-at Pasdammim, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the Phiwistinyes wewe +gathewed togethew to battwe, whewe w-was a pawcew of (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound f-fuww of +bawwey; and t-the peopwe fwed fwom befowe t-the Phiwistinyes. + +11:14 And they s-set themsewves in t-the m-midst of that pawcew, and +dewivewed it, and swew t-the Phiwistinyes; and t-the WOWD saved t-them by a +gweat dewivewance. + +11:15 Nyow thwee of t-the thiwty captains went down to t-the w-wock to D-David, +into t-the c-cave of Aduwwam; and t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes encamped in +t-the vawwey of Wephaim. + +11:16 And David w-was t-then in t-the howd, and t-the (♡°▽°♡) P-Phiwistinyes' gawwison +w-was t-then a-at B-Bethwehem. + +11:17 And David wonged, and said, O-Oh that onye w-wouwd g-give m-me dwink of +t-the w-watew of t-the w-weww of Bethwehem, that is a-at t-the gate! 11:18 And +t-the thwee bwake thwough t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes, and dwew w-watew +out of t-the w-weww of Bethwehem, that w-was by t-the gate, and took it, and +b-bwought it to David: but David w-wouwd nyot dwink of it, but pouwed it +out to t-the WOWD. + +11:19 And said, My God fowbid it me, that I shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this thing: +shaww I dwink t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of these men that have put theiw wives in +jeopawdy? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with t-the jeopawdy of theiw wives they b-bwought it. +Thewefowe he w-wouwd nyot dwink it. + +These things did these thwee m-mightiest. + +11:20 And Abishai t-the b-bwothew of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, he w-was chief of t-the t-thwee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +wifting up his speaw against thwee h-hundwed, he swew t-them, and h-had a +nyame among t-the thwee. + +11:21 O-Of t-the thwee, he w-was mowe honyouwabwe than t-the two; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was +theiw captain: h-howbeit he attainyed nyot to t-the fiwst thwee. + +11:22 B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, t-the son of a v-vawiant man of +Kabzeew, who h-had donye many a-acts; he swew two wionwike men of M-Moab: +awso he went down and swew a w-wion in a p-pit in a s-snyowy d-day. + +1-11:23 And he swew an Egyptian, a man of gweat statuwe, five cubits +h-high; and in t-the Egyptian's hand w-was a speaw w-wike a weavew's beam; and +he went down to him with a staff, and p-pwucked t-the speaw out of t-the +Egyptian's hand, and swew him with his own speaw. + +11:24 These things did B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, and h-had t-the nyame +among t-the thwee mighties. + +11:25 Behowd, he w-was honyouwabwe among t-the thiwty, but attainyed nyot to +t-the fiwst t-thwee: and David s-set him o-ovew his guawd. + +11:26 Awso t-the v-vawiant men of t-the awmies (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, A-Asahew t-the b-bwothew of +( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Ewhanyan t-the son of Dodo of Bethwehem, 11:27 Shammoth t-the +Hawowite, Hewez t-the (*・ω・)ﾉ *sweats* P-Pewonyite, 11:28 Iwa t-the son of Ikkesh t-the T-Tekoite, +Abiezew t-the Antothite, 1-11:29 Sibbecai t-the Hushathite, Iwai t-the +Ahohite, 11:30 Mahawai t-the Nyetophathite, Hewed t-the son of B-Baanyah t-the +Nyetophathite, 11:31 I-Ithai t-the son of Wibai of Gibeah, that p-pewtainyed +to t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, B-Benyaiah t-the Piwathonyite, 11:32 Huwai of +t-the bwooks of Gaash, Abiew t-the Awbathite, 11:33 Azmaveth t-the +Bahawumite, Ewiahba t-the Shaawbonyite, (´-ω-`) 1-11:34 The sons of Hashem t-the +Gizonyite, Jonyathan t-the son of Shage t-the Hawawite, 11:35 (=^･ω･^=) A-Ahiam t-the son +of S-Sacaw t-the Hawawite, Ewiphaw t-the son of Uw, 11:36 Hephew t-the +Mechewathite, Ahijah t-the (*・ω・)ﾉ *sweats* P-Pewonyite, 11:37 Hezwo t-the Cawmewite, Nyaawai +t-the son of Ezbai, 1-11:38 Joew t-the b-bwothew of Nyathan, Mibhaw t-the son of +Haggewi, 1-11:39 Zewek t-the (=①ω①=) A-Ammonyite, N-Nyahawai t-the Bewothite, t-the +(o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew of Joab t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, 11:40 Iwa t-the Ithwite, Gaweb +t-the Ithwite, 11:41 Uwiah t-the Hittite, Zabad t-the son of A-Ahwai, 1-11:42 +Adinya t-the son of Shiza t-the Weubenyite, a c-captain of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and +thiwty with him, 1-11:43 Hanyan t-the son of Maachah, and Joshaphat t-the +M-Mithnyite, 11:44 (＾▽＾') U-Uzzia t-the Ashtewathite, Shama and Jehiew t-the sons of +Hothan t-the Awoewite, 11:45 Jediaew t-the son of Shimwi, and Joha his +bwothew, t-the Tizite, 1-11:46 Ewiew t-the Mahavite, and J-Jewibai, and +J-Joshaviah, t-the sons of Ewnyaam, and Ithmah t-the Moabite, 11:47 Ewiew, +and Obed, and Jasiew t-the Mesobaite. + +12:1 Nyow these awe they that came to David to Zikwag, whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +kept himsewf cwose because of Sauw t-the son of Kish: and they wewe +among t-the mighty men, hewpews of t-the waw. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 They wewe awmed with bows, and couwd use both t-the wight hand and +t-the weft in huwwing s-stonyes and shooting awwows out of a b-bow, even of +Sauw's (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of Benjamin. + +12:3 The chief w-was Ahiezew, t-then J-Joash, t-the sons of Shemaah t-the +Gibeathite; and J-Jeziew, and P-Pewet, t-the sons of Azmaveth; and Bewachah, +and Jehu t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ A-Antothite. + +12:4 And Ismaiah t-the Gibeonyite, a mighty man among t-the thiwty, and +o-ovew t-the thiwty; and Jewemiah, and Jahaziew, and Johanyan, and Josabad +t-the Gedewathite, 1-12:5 Ewuzai, and Jewimoth, and Beawiah, and +Shemawiah, and S-Shephatiah t-the Hawuphite, 12:6 Ewkanyah, and (O.O) J-Jesiah, and +Azaweew, and Joezew, and J-Jashobeam, t-the Kowhites, (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And Joewah, and +Zebadiah, t-the sons of J-Jewoham of Gedow. + +12:8 And of t-the Gadites (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe sepawated themsewves u-unto David into t-the +h-howd to t-the wiwdewnyess men of might, and men of waw fit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +battwe, that couwd handwe shiewd and buckwew, whose faces wewe w-wike +t-the faces of wions, and wewe as swift as t-the woes upon t-the mountains; +12:9 E-Ezew t-the fiwst, Obadiah t-the second, Ewiab t-the thiwd, 12:10 +Mishmannyah t-the fouwth, Jewemiah t-the fifth, 1-12:11 Attai t-the sixth, +Ewiew t-the seventh, 12:12 Johanyan t-the eighth, E-Ewzabad t-the nyinth, 12:13 +Jewemiah t-the tenth, Machbanyai t-the eweventh. + +12:14 These wewe of t-the sons of Gad, captains of t-the h-host: onye of t-the +weast w-was o-ovew an h-hundwed, and t-the gweatest o-ovew a thousand. + +1-12:15 These awe they that went o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan in t-the fiwst m-month, when it +h-had ovewfwown (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his banks; and they put to fwight (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them of t-the +vawweys, both towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and towawd t-the west. + +12:16 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin and Judah to t-the h-howd +u-unto David. + +12:17 And David went out to meet t-them, and answewed and said u-unto +t-them, If ye be come peaceabwy u-unto m-me to hewp me, minye heawt shaww be +knyit u-unto you: but if ye be come to betway m-me to minye >_> e-enyemies, seeing +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo w-wwong in minye hands, t-the God of ouw f-fathews wook theweon, +and webuke it. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 T-Then t-the spiwit came upon (´ ω `♡) A-Amasai, who w-was chief of t-the captains, +and he said, T-Thinye awe ^w^ w-we, D-David, and on thy side, t-thou son of Jesse: +p-peace, peace be u-unto thee, and peace be to thinye hewpews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy God +hewpeth thee. + +T-Then David weceived t-them, and m-made t-them captains of t-the band. + +12:19 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww s-some of Manyasseh to D-David, when he came with t-the +Phiwistinyes against Sauw to |･ω･) b-battwe: but they hewped t-them nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes upon advisement sent him away, s-saying, He +wiww faww to his mastew Sauw to t-the jeopawdy of ouw heads. + +12:20 As he went to Zikwag, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww to him of Manyasseh, A-Adnyah, and +Jozabad, and Jediaew, and Michaew, and Jozabad, and (*ﾉωﾉ) E-Ewihu, and +Z-Ziwthai, captains of t-the thousands that wewe of M-Manyasseh. + +1-12:21 And they hewped David against t-the band of t-the wovews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mighty men of vawouw, and wewe captains in t-the host. + +12:22 Fow a-at that time day by day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came to David to hewp him, +untiw it w-was a gweat host, w-wike t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of God. + +12:23 And these awe t-the nyumbews of t-the bands that wewe weady awmed to +t-the waw, and came to David to Hebwon, to tuwn t-the kingdom of Sauw to +him, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +12:24 The chiwdwen of Judah that bawe shiewd and speaw wewe six +t-thousand and eight h-hundwed, weady awmed to t-the waw. + +12:25 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon, mighty men of vawouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw, +seven t-thousand and onye hundwed. + +12:26 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Wevi fouw t-thousand and six hundwed. + +12:27 And J-Jehoiada w-was t-the w-weadew of t-the Aawonyites, and with him wewe +thwee t-thousand and seven hundwed; 12:28 And Z-Zadok, a young man mighty +of vawouw, and of his fathew's house ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two captains. + +12:29 And of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, t-the kindwed of Sauw, thwee +thousand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hithewto t-the gweatest pawt of t-them h-had kept t-the wawd of +t-the house of Sauw. + +12:30 And of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand and eight +h-hundwed, mighty men of vawouw, famous (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the house of theiw +fathews. + +12:31 And of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh eighteen thousand, which wewe +expwessed by nyame, to come and make David king. + +12:32 And of t-the chiwdwen of I-Issachaw, which wewe men that h-had +undewstanding of t-the times, to knyow what Iswaew ought to do; t-the heads +of t-them wewe two hundwed; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen wewe a-at theiw +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +1-12:33 O-Of Zebuwun, such as went fowth to battwe, expewt in waw, with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww instwuments of waw, fifty thousand, which couwd keep wank: they +wewe nyot of d-doubwe heawt. + +12:34 And of Nyaphtawi a t-thousand captains, and with t-them with shiewd +and speaw thiwty and seven thousand. + +12:35 And of t-the Danyites expewt in waw ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight t-thousand and +six hundwed. + +12:36 And of Ashew, such as went fowth to battwe, expewt in waw, f-fowty +thousand. + +1-12:37 And on t-the othew side of Jowdan, of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and t-the +G-Gadites, and of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of +instwuments of waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the battwe, an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand. + +12:38 Aww these men of waw, that couwd keep (-ω-、) *looks at you* w-wank, came with a pewfect +heawt to Hebwon, to make David king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-west +awso of Iswaew wewe of onye heawt to make David king. + +12:39 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they wewe with David thwee days, e-eating and dwinking: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +1-12:40 Moweovew they that wewe nyigh t-them, even u-unto Issachaw and +Zebuwun and Nyaphtawi, b-bwought bwead on asses, and on camews, and on +muwes, and on oxen, and m-meat, m-meaw, c-cakes of f-figs, and bunches of +w-waisins, and winye, and oiw, and oxen, and sheep abundantwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was joy in Iswaew. + +13:1 And David c-consuwted with t-the captains of thousands and h-hundweds, +and with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy weadew. + +13:2 And David said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, If it seem +g-good u-unto y-you, and that it be of t-the WOWD ouw G-God, wet us send a-abwoad +u-unto ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe, that awe weft in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of +I-Iswaew, and with t-them awso to t-the pwiests and Wevites which awe in +theiw c-cities and subuwbs, that they may gathew themsewves u-unto us: +13:3 And wet us bwing again t-the awk of ouw God to us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we enquiwed +nyot a-at it in t-the days of Sauw. + +13:4 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation said that they w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do so: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +t-thing w-was wight in t-the eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. + +13:5 S-So David gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew togethew, fwom Shihow of Egypt even +u-unto t-the entewing of H-Hemath, to bwing t-the awk of God fwom +Kiwjathjeawim. + +13:6 And David went up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, to B-Baawah, that is, to +Kiwjathjeawim, which bewonged to Judah, to bwing up (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the awk of +God t-the WOWD, that d-dwewweth b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, whose nyame is +cawwed on it. + +13:7 And they cawwied t-the awk of God in a nyew c-cawt out of t-the house of +Abinyadab: and Uzza and Ahio dwave t-the cawt. + +13:8 And David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew pwayed befowe God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw might, +and with s-singing, and with h-hawps, and with p-psawtewies, and with +t-timbwews, and with cymbaws, and with twumpets. + +13:9 And when they came u-unto t-the thweshingfwoow of Chidon, Uzza put +fowth his hand to h-howd t-the awk; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the oxen stumbwed. + +1-13:10 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against U-Uzza, and he smote +him, because he put his hand to t-the awk: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he died befowe God. + +1-13:11 And David w-was dispweased, because t-the WOWD h-had m-made a bweach +upon U-Uzza: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe that pwace is cawwed Pewezuzza to this d-day. + +13:12 And David w-was afwaid of God that day, s-saying, How shaww I bwing +t-the awk of God home to m-me? 13:13 S-So David b-bwought nyot t-the awk home to +himsewf to t-the city of D-David, but cawwied it aside into t-the house of +Obededom t-the Gittite. + +13:14 And t-the awk of God wemainyed with t-the f-famiwy of Obededom in his +house thwee months. And t-the WOWD bwessed t-the house of Obededom, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had. + +14:1 Nyow Hiwam king of T-Tywe sent m-messengews to D-David, and timbew of +cedaws, with masons and cawpentews, to buiwd him an house. + +14:2 And David pewceived that t-the WOWD h-had o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed him king o-ovew +I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his kingdom w-was w-wifted up on high, because of his peopwe +Iswaew. + +14:3 And David took mowe wives a-at Jewusawem: and David begat mowe sons +and daughtews. + +14:4 Nyow these awe t-the nyames of his chiwdwen which he h-had in +Jewusawem; (O.O) S-Shammua, and Shobab, Nyathan, and S-Sowomon, 1-14:5 And Ibhaw, +and Ewishua, and Ewpawet, 14:6 And Nyogah, and Nyepheg, and Japhia, 14:7 +And Ewishama, and B-Beewiada, and Ewiphawet. + +14:8 And when t-the Phiwistinyes heawd that David w-was anyointed king o-ovew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Phiwistinyes went up to seek David. And David heawd +of it, and went out against them. + +14:9 And t-the Phiwistinyes came and spwead themsewves in t-the vawwey of +Wephaim. + +14:10 And David enquiwed of G-God, s-saying, Shaww I go up against t-the +Phiwistinyes? And wiwt t-thou d-dewivew t-them into minye hand? And t-the WOWD +said u-unto him, Go up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww d-dewivew t-them into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +14:11 S-So they came up to Baawpewazim; and David smote t-them thewe. T-Then +David said, God hath bwoken in upon minye enyemies by minye hand w-wike t-the +bweaking fowth of watews: thewefowe they cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace +Baawpewazim. + +1-14:12 And when they h-had weft theiw gods thewe, David gave a +c-commandment, and they wewe buwnyed with fiwe. + +14:13 And t-the Phiwistinyes (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again spwead themsewves a-abwoad in t-the +vawwey. + +14:14 Thewefowe David enquiwed again of God; and God said u-unto him, Go +nyot up aftew t-them; tuwn away fwom t-them, and come upon t-them o-ovew +against t-the muwbewwy twees. + +1-14:15 And it shaww be, when t-thou shawt h-heaw a s-sound of g-going in t-the +tops of t-the muwbewwy twees, that t-then t-thou shawt go out to |･ω･) b-battwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +God is gonye fowth befowe thee to smite t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes. + +14:16 David thewefowe did as God commanded him: and they smote t-the +\(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes fwom G-Gibeon even to Gazew. + +14:17 And t-the f-fame of David went out into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands; and t-the WOWD +b-bwought t-the f-feaw of him upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations. + +15:1 And David m-made him houses in t-the city of D-David, and pwepawed a +pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk of G-God, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it a tent. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 T-Then David said, N-Nyonye ought to cawwy t-the awk of God but t-the +Wevites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them hath t-the WOWD chosen to cawwy t-the awk of G-God, and to +m-minyistew u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1-15:3 And David gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew togethew to J-Jewusawem, to bwing up +t-the awk of t-the WOWD u-unto his pwace, which he h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. + +:3 1-15:4 And David assembwed t-the chiwdwen of Aawon, and t-the Wevites: 1-15:5 +O-Of t-the sons of Kohath; Uwiew t-the chief, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen an hundwed +and twenty: 15:6 O-Of t-the sons of Mewawi; Asaiah t-the chief, and his +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen two hundwed and twenty: 15:7 O-Of t-the sons of Gewshom; Joew t-the +chief and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen an hundwed and t-thiwty: 15:8 O-Of t-the sons of +Ewizaphan; Shemaiah t-the chief, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen two hundwed: 15:9 O-Of +t-the sons of Hebwon; Ewiew t-the chief, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen f-fouwscowe: 15:10 +O-Of t-the sons of U-Uzziew; Amminyadab t-the chief, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen an +hundwed and twewve. + +15:11 And David cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Zadok and Abiathaw t-the p-pwiests, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +W-Wevites, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Uwiew, Asaiah, and J-Joew, Shemaiah, and Ewiew, and +Amminyadab, 15:12 And said u-unto t-them, Ye awe t-the chief of t-the f-fathews +of t-the Wevites: sanctify youwsewves, both ye and youw bwethwen, that +ye may bwing up t-the awk of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew u-unto t-the pwace that +I have pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. + +1-15:13 Fow because ye did it nyot a-at t-the fiwst, t-the WOWD ouw God m-made a +bweach upon u-us, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that we sought him nyot aftew t-the d-due owdew. + +15:14 S-So t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites sanctified themsewves to bwing up +t-the awk of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +15:15 And t-the chiwdwen of t-the Wevites bawe t-the awk of God upon theiw +s-shouwdews with t-the staves theweon, as Moses commanded a-accowding to t-the +wowd of t-the WOWD. + +15:16 And David spake to t-the chief of t-the Wevites to appoint theiw +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen to be t-the s-singews with instwuments of m-musick, psawtewies and +hawps and cymbaws, (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-sounding, by wifting up t-the voice with j-joy. + +15:17 S-So t-the Wevites appointed Heman t-the son of J-Joew; and of his +bwethwen, A-Asaph t-the son of Bewechiah; and of t-the sons of M-Mewawi theiw +bwethwen, E-Ethan t-the son of Kushaiah; 15:18 And with t-them theiw +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of t-the second degwee, Z-Zechawiah, Ben, and Jaaziew, and +Shemiwamoth, and Jehiew, and Unnyi, Ewiab, and Benyaiah, and Maaseiah, +and M-Mattithiah, and E-Ewipheweh, and Miknyeiah, and Obededom, and Jeiew, +t-the powtews. + +1-15:19 S-So t-the singews, Heman, Asaph, and Ethan, wewe appointed to s-sound +with cymbaws of bwass; 1-15:20 And Z-Zechawiah, and Aziew, and +Shemiwamoth, and Jehiew, and Unnyi, and Ewiab, and Maaseiah, and +Benyaiah, with psawtewies on A-Awamoth; 15:21 And M-Mattithiah, and +E-Ewipheweh, and Miknyeiah, and Obededom, and Jeiew, and Azaziah, with +hawps on t-the Sheminyith to excew. + +15:22 And Chenyanyiah, chief of t-the W-Wevites, w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow song: he instwucted +about t-the song, because he w-was s-skiwfuw. + +1-15:23 And Bewechiah and Ewkanyah wewe doowkeepews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk. + +1-15:24 And (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, and Jehoshaphat, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ N-Nyethanyeew, and (´ ω `♡) A-Amasai, and +Z-Zechawiah, and Benyaiah, and Ewiezew, t-the p-pwiests, did b-bwow with t-the +t-twumpets befowe t-the awk of G-God: and Obededom and Jehiah wewe +doowkeepews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk. + +15:25 S-So D-David, and t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and t-the captains o-ovew +t-thousands, went to bwing up t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD out of +t-the house of Obededom with j-joy. + +15:26 And it came to pass, when God hewped t-the Wevites that bawe t-the +awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, that they offewed seven buwwocks and +seven wams. + +15:27 And David w-was cwothed with a w-wobe of finye winyen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +Wevites that bawe t-the awk, and t-the singews, and Chenyanyiah t-the mastew +of t-the song with t-the singews: David awso h-had upon him an e-ephod of +winyen. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 T-Thus (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew b-bwought up t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD +with shouting, and with s-sound of t-the c-cownyet, and with twumpets, and +with cymbaws, making a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise with psawtewies and hawps. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 And it came to pass, as t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD came +to t-the city of D-David, that M-Michaw, t-the daughtew of Sauw wooking out a-at +a window saw king David dancing and pwaying: and she (>_<) d-despised him in +hew heawt. + +16:1 S-So they b-bwought t-the awk of G-God, and s-set it in t-the m-midst of t-the +>_> t-tent that David h-had (✯◡✯) p-pitched (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: and they offewed buwnt s-sacwifices +and peace offewings befowe God. + +16:2 And when David h-had m-made an end of offewing t-the buwnt offewings +and t-the peace offewings, he bwessed t-the peopwe in t-the nyame of t-the +WOWD. + +16:3 And he d-deawt to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of I-Iswaew, both man and woman, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye a woaf of bwead, and a g-good piece of f-fwesh, and a fwagon of winye. + +16:4 And he appointed c-cewtain of t-the Wevites to m-minyistew befowe t-the +awk of t-the WOWD, and to wecowd, and to thank and pwaise t-the WOWD God +of Iswaew: 16:5 A-Asaph t-the chief, and nyext to him Z-Zechawiah, Jeiew, and +Shemiwamoth, and Jehiew, and M-Mattithiah, and Ewiab, and Benyaiah, and +Obededom: and Jeiew with psawtewies and with hawps; but A-Asaph m-made a +s-sound with cymbaws; 1-16:6 B-Benyaiah awso and Jahaziew t-the pwiests with +t-twumpets continyuawwy befowe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of God. + +16:7 T-Then on that day David dewivewed fiwst this psawm to thank t-the +WOWD into t-the hand of A-Asaph and his bwethwen. + +16:8 Give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD, caww upon his nyame, make knyown his +deeds among t-the peopwe. + +1-16:9 Sing u-unto him, sing psawms u-unto him, tawk ye of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wondwous +wowks. + +1-16:10 Gwowy ye in his h-howy nyame: wet t-the heawt of t-them wejoice that +seek t-the WOWD. + +16:11 S-Seek t-the WOWD and his stwength, seek his f-face continyuawwy. + +1-16:12 Wemembew his mawvewwous wowks that he hath donye, his wondews, +and t-the judgments of his mouth; 16:13 O-O ye seed of Iswaew his s-sewvant, +ye chiwdwen of Jacob, his chosen onyes. + +1-16:14 He is t-the WOWD ouw God; his judgments awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +xDD 1-16:15 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye mindfuw awways of his c-covenyant; t-the wowd which he +commanded to a t-thousand genyewations; 16:16 Even of t-the c-covenyant which +he m-made with A-Abwaham, and of his o-oath u-unto Isaac; 1-16:17 And hath +o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed t-the same to J-Jacob (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-waw, and to Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +evewwasting c-covenyant, 1-16:18 Saying, Unto thee wiww I g-give t-the wand of +C-Canyaan, t-the wot of youw inhewitance; 16:19 When ye wewe but few, even +a few, and stwangews in it. + +16:20 And when they went fwom nyation to nyation, and fwom onye kingdom +to anyothew peopwe; 16:21 He suffewed nyo man to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them wwong: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he +wepwoved kings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes, 16:22 Saying, Touch nyot minye anyointed, +and (^-^*)/ d-do o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwophets nyo hawm. + +1-16:23 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth; s-shew fowth fwom day to day +his s-sawvation. + +16:24 Decwawe his gwowy among t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; his mawvewwous wowks among +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 Fow gweat is t-the WOWD, and gweatwy to be pwaised: he awso is to +be feawed a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. + +16:26 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of t-the peopwe awe (o･ω･o) i-idows: but t-the WOWD m-made t-the +(´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +16:27 Gwowy and honyouw awe in his pwesence; stwength and gwadnyess awe +in his pwace. + +1-16:28 Give u-unto t-the WOWD, ye kindweds of t-the p-peopwe, g-give u-unto t-the +WOWD gwowy and s-stwength. + +16:29 Give u-unto t-the WOWD t-the gwowy d-due u-unto his nyame: bwing an +o-offewing, and come befowe him: w-wowship t-the WOWD in t-the b-beauty of +howinyess. + +16:30 Feaw befowe him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: t-the wowwd awso shaww be ต(=ω=)ต s-stabwe, +that it be nyot moved. + +16:31 Wet t-the h-heavens be g-gwad, and wet t-the eawth wejoice: and wet men +say among t-the n-nyations, The WOWD weignyeth. + +16:32 Wet t-the sea (✧ω✧) w-woaw, and t-the fuwnyess theweof: wet t-the fiewds +wejoice, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein. + +1-16:33 T-Then shaww t-the twees of t-the w-wood sing out a-at t-the pwesence of t-the +WOWD, because he cometh to j-judge t-the eawth. + +16:34 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +16:35 And say ye, Save u-us, O-O God of ouw sawvation, and gathew us +togethew, and d-dewivew us fwom t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, that we may g-give thanks to +thy h-howy nyame, and gwowy in thy pwaise. + +16:36 Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe said, Amen, and pwaised t-the WOWD. + +16:37 S-So he weft (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD +A-Asaph and his bwethwen, to m-minyistew befowe t-the awk c-continyuawwy, as +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day's wowk wequiwed: 1-16:38 And Obededom with theiw bwethwen, +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and e-eight; Obededom awso t-the son of Jeduthun and H-Hosah to +be powtews: 16:39 And Zadok t-the pwiest, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the p-pwiests, +befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD in t-the high pwace that w-was a-at +G-Gibeon, ＼(≧▽≦)／ 1-16:40 To offew buwnt offewings u-unto t-the WOWD upon t-the awtaw of +t-the buwnt offewing continyuawwy mownying and evenying, and to (^-^*)/ d-do +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, which he +commanded I-Iswaew; 1-16:41 And with t-them Heman and Jeduthun, and t-the w-west +that wewe chosen, who wewe expwessed by nyame, to g-give thanks to t-the +WOWD, because his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; 16:42 And with t-them Heman +and Jeduthun with t-twumpets and cymbaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those that shouwd make a +sound, and with musicaw instwuments of God. And t-the sons of Jeduthun +wewe powtews. + +1-16:43 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe depawted {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his house: and David +wetuwnyed to bwess his house. + +17:1 Nyow it came to pass, as David sat in his h-house, that David said +to N-Nyathan t-the pwophet, Wo, I dweww in an house of cedaws, but t-the awk +of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD wemainyeth undew cuwtains. + +17:2 T-Then N-Nyathan said u-unto D-David, Do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye heawt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +God is with thee. + +17:3 And it came to pass t-the same nyight, that t-the wowd of God came to +Nyathan, s-saying, 17:4 Go and teww David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, T-Thus saith t-the +WOWD, T-Thou shawt nyot buiwd m-me an house to dweww in: 17:5 Fow I have +nyot d-dwewt in an house since t-the day that I b-bwought up Iswaew u-unto this +>_> d-day; but have gonye fwom >_> t-tent to tent, and fwom onye tabewnyacwe to +anyothew. + +17:6 Whewesoevew I have wawked with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, spake I a wowd to any +of t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of I-Iswaew, whom I commanded to feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, s-saying, +Why have ye nyot b-buiwt m-me an house of cedaws? 17:7 Nyow thewefowe thus +shawt t-thou say u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant D-David, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, I +took thee fwom t-the sheepcote, even fwom fowwowing t-the sheep, that t-thou +shouwdest be wuwew o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew: 1-17:8 And I have b-been with +thee whithewsoevew t-thou hast wawked, and have cut off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye +enyemies fwom befowe thee, and have m-made thee a nyame w-wike t-the nyame of +t-the gweat men that awe in t-the eawth. + +17:9 Awso I wiww owdain a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and wiww pwant +t-them, and they shaww dweww in theiw pwace, and shaww be moved nyo mowe; +nyeithew shaww t-the chiwdwen of w-wickednyess waste t-them any m-mowe, as a-at +t-the beginnying, 17:10 And since t-the time that I commanded ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges to be +o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. Moweovew I wiww subdue (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye enyemies. +Fuwthewmowe I teww thee that t-the WOWD wiww buiwd thee an house. + +17:11 And it shaww come to pass, when thy days be expiwed that t-thou +(* ^ ω ^) m-must go to be with thy fathews, that I wiww w-waise up thy seed aftew +thee, which shaww be of thy s-sons; and I wiww estabwish his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +17:12 He shaww buiwd m-me an h-house, and I wiww s-stabwish his t-thwonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +17:13 I wiww be his fathew, and he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son: and I wiww nyot +o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´-ω-`) m-mewcy away fwom him, as I took it fwom him that w-was befowe +t-thee: 17:14 But I wiww s-settwe him in minye house and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew: and his t-thwonye shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds, and a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this vision, +so did N-Nyathan speak u-unto David. + +17:16 And David t-the king came and sat befowe t-the WOWD, and said, Who +am I, O-O WOWD G-God, and what is minye h-house, that t-thou hast b-bwought m-me +hithewto? 17:17 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet this w-was a smaww t-thing in thinye eyes, O-O God; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast awso spoken of thy sewvant's house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gweat whiwe to +come, and hast wegawded m-me a-accowding to t-the estate of a man of high +degwee, O-O WOWD God. + +17:18 What c-can David speak mowe to thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the honyouw of thy sewvant? +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest thy sewvant. + +17:19 O-O WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant's sake, and a-accowding to thinye own +heawt, hast t-thou donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweatnyess, in making knyown (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +gweat things. + +17:20 O-O WOWD, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike thee, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any God beside +thee, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that we have heawd with ouw eaws. + +17:21 And what onye nyation in t-the eawth is w-wike thy peopwe I-Iswaew, whom +God went to wedeem to be his own p-peopwe, to make thee a nyame of +gweatnyess and tewwibwenyess, by d-dwiving out nyations fwom befowe thy +peopwe whom t-thou hast wedeemed out of E-Egypt? 17:22 Fow thy peopwe +Iswaew didst t-thou make thinye own peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; and thou, WOWD, +becamest theiw God. + +17:23 Thewefowe n-nyow, WOWD, wet t-the t-thing that t-thou hast spoken +c-concewnying thy sewvant and c-concewnying his house be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew, and (^-^*)/ d-do as t-thou hast said. + +17:24 Wet it even be estabwished, that thy nyame may be m-magnyified (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew, s-saying, The WOWD of hosts is t-the God of I-Iswaew, even a God to +Iswaew: and wet t-the house of David thy sewvant be estabwished befowe +thee. + +17:25 Fow thou, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, hast towd thy sewvant that t-thou wiwt buiwd +him an house: thewefowe thy sewvant hath f-found in his heawt to p-pway +befowe thee. + +17:26 And n-nyow, WOWD, t-thou awt G-God, and hast pwomised this goodnyess +u-unto thy sewvant: 17:27 Nyow thewefowe wet it pwease thee to bwess t-the +house of thy s-sewvant, that it may be befowe thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +bwessest, O-O WOWD, and it shaww be bwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +18:1 Nyow aftew this it came to pass, that David smote t-the Phiwistinyes, +and subdued t-them, and took G-Gath and hew towns out of t-the hand of t-the +Phiwistinyes. + +18:2 And he smote M-Moab; and t-the Moabites became David's sewvants, and +b-bwought gifts. + +18:3 And David smote H-Hadawezew king of Zobah u-unto (^人^) H-Hamath, as he went +to s-stabwish his dominyion by t-the wivew Euphwates. + +18:4 And David took fwom him a t-thousand c-chawiots, and seven t-thousand +howsemen, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand footmen: David awso houghed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +chawiot howses, but wesewved of t-them an hundwed c-chawiots. + +18:5 And when t-the Sywians of Damascus came to hewp H-Hadawezew king of +Zobah, David swew of t-the Sywians two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand m-men. + +18:6 T-Then David put g-gawwisons in ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ S-Sywiadamascus; and t-the Sywians became +David's sewvants, and b-bwought gifts. T-Thus t-the WOWD pwesewved David +whithewsoevew he went. + +18:7 And David took t-the shiewds of gowd that wewe on t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of +Hadawezew, and b-bwought t-them to Jewusawem. + +18:8 Wikewise fwom ⊂(･ω･*⊂) T-Tibhath, and fwom Chun, c-cities of Hadawezew, +b-bwought David vewy m-much b-bwass, whewewith S-Sowomon m-made t-the bwasen sea, +and t-the piwwaws, and t-the vessews of b-bwass. + +18:9 Nyow when Tou king of Hamath heawd how David h-had smitten (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +\(★ω★)/ h-host of H-Hadawezew king of Z-Zobah; 18:10 He sent Hadowam his son to king +D-David, to enquiwe of his w-wewfawe, and to congwatuwate him, because he +h-had fought against Hadawezew, and smitten h-him; (fow H-Hadawezew h-had waw +with Tou;) and with him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of vessews of gowd and s-siwvew and +b-bwass. + +1-18:11 Them awso king David dedicated u-unto t-the WOWD, with t-the s-siwvew +and t-the gowd that he b-bwought fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these nyations; fwom Edom, and +fwom M-Moab, and fwom t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and fwom t-the Phiwistinyes, +and fwom Amawek. + +18:12 Moweovew Abishai t-the son of Zewuiah swew of t-the Edomites in t-the +vawwey of sawt eighteen thousand. + +18:13 And he put g-gawwisons in Edom; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Edomites became +David's sewvants. T-Thus t-the WOWD pwesewved David whithewsoevew he went. + +18:14 S-So David weignyed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and executed j-judgment and +justice among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe. + +18:15 And Joab t-the son of Zewuiah w-was o-ovew t-the host; and J-Jehoshaphat +t-the son of Ahiwud, wecowdew. + +18:16 And Zadok t-the son of Ahitub, and A-Abimewech t-the son of Abiathaw, +wewe t-the pwiests; and Shavsha w-was scwibe; 18:17 And B-Benyaiah t-the son of +J-Jehoiada w-was o-ovew t-the Chewethites and t-the Pewethites; and t-the sons of +David wewe chief about t-the king. + +19:1 Nyow it came to pass aftew this, that Nyahash t-the king of t-the +chiwdwen of Ammon died, and his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +19:2 And David said, I wiww s-shew k-kindnyess u-unto Hanyun t-the son of +N-Nyahash, because his o(>ω<)o f-fathew shewed k-kindnyess to me. And David sent +m-messengews to comfowt him c-concewnying his fathew. S-So t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of +David came into t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon to Hanyun, to comfowt +h-him. + +19:3 But t-the pwinces of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon said to Hanyun, Thinkest +t-thou that David doth honyouw thy fathew, that he hath sent comfowtews +u-unto thee? awe nyot his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants come u-unto thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to (＾• ω •＾) s-seawch, and to +ovewthwow, and to spy out t-the w-wand? 19:4 Whewefowe Hanyun took David's +sewvants, and shaved t-them, and cut off theiw gawments in t-the m-midst +hawd by theiw buttocks, and sent t-them away. + +19:5 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went cewtain, and towd David how t-the men wewe s-sewved. +And he sent to meet (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the men wewe gweatwy a-ashamed. And t-the +king said, Tawwy a-at Jewicho untiw youw b-beawds be gwown, and t-then +wetuwn. + +1-19:6 And when t-the chiwdwen of Ammon saw that they h-had m-made themsewves +o-odious to D-David, Hanyun and t-the chiwdwen of Ammon sent a t-thousand +tawents of s-siwvew to h-hiwe t-them chawiots and howsemen out of +Mesopotamia, and out of Sywiamaachah, and out of Zobah. + +19:7 S-So they h-hiwed thiwty and two t-thousand c-chawiots, and t-the king of +Maachah and his peopwe; who came and (✯◡✯) p-pitched befowe Medeba. And t-the +chiwdwen of Ammon gathewed themsewves togethew fwom theiw cities, and +came to battwe. + +19:8 And when David heawd of it, he sent ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the +mighty m-men. + +19:9 And t-the chiwdwen of Ammon came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and put t-the battwe in a-awway +befowe t-the gate of t-the city: and t-the kings that wewe come wewe by +themsewves in t-the fiewd. + +19:10 Nyow when Joab saw that t-the battwe w-was s-set against him befowe and +behind, he chose out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the choice of I-Iswaew, and put t-them in +a-awway against t-the Sywians. + +1-19:11 And t-the w-west of t-the peopwe he dewivewed u-unto t-the hand of Abishai +his bwothew, and they s-set themsewves in a-awway against t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And he said, If t-the Sywians be too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, t-then t-thou +shawt hewp me: but if t-the chiwdwen of Ammon be too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, +t-then I wiww hewp thee. + +19:13 (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good c-couwage, and wet us behave ouwsewves v-vawiantwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +ouw p-peopwe, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cities of ouw G-God: and wet t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do that +which is g-good in his sight. + +19:14 S-So Joab and t-the peopwe that wewe with him dwew nyigh befowe t-the +Sywians u-unto t-the >w< *twerks* b-battwe; and they fwed befowe h-him. + +19:15 And when t-the chiwdwen of Ammon saw that t-the Sywians wewe fwed, +they wikewise fwed befowe Abishai his bwothew, and entewed into t-the +city. T-Then Joab came to Jewusawem. + +19:16 And when t-the Sywians saw that they wewe put to t-the wowse befowe +I-Iswaew, they sent messengews, and dwew fowth t-the Sywians that wewe +beyond t-the wivew: and S-Shophach t-the c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of H-Hadawezew +went befowe them. + +19:17 And it w-was towd (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and he gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and passed +o-ovew Jowdan, and came upon t-them, and s-set t-the battwe in a-awway against +them. S-So when David h-had put t-the battwe in a-awway against t-the Sywians, +they fought with h-him. + +19:18 But t-the Sywians fwed befowe I-Iswaew; and David swew of t-the +Sywians seven t-thousand men which fought in c-chawiots, and f-fowty +t-thousand footmen, and kiwwed S-Shophach t-the c-captain of t-the host. + +19:19 And when t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of H-Hadawezew saw that they wewe put to t-the +wowse befowe I-Iswaew, they m-made peace with D-David, and became his +sewvants: nyeithew w-wouwd t-the Sywians hewp t-the chiwdwen of Ammon any +mowe. + +20:1 And it came to pass, that aftew t-the yeaw w-was expiwed, a-at t-the time +that kings go out to battwe, Joab w-wed fowth t-the p-powew of t-the awmy, and +w-wasted t-the c-countwy of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and came and besieged +W-Wabbah. But David t-tawwied a-at Jewusawem. And Joab smote Wabbah, and +destwoyed it. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And David took t-the cwown of theiw king fwom off his head, and +f-found it to weigh a tawent of gowd, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious s-stonyes in +it; and it w-was s-set upon David's head: and he b-bwought awso exceeding +m-much spoiw out of t-the city. + +20:3 And he b-bwought out t-the peopwe that wewe in it, and cut t-them with +s-saws, and with hawwows of i-iwon, and with axes. Even so d-deawt David +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. And David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe wetuwnyed to Jewusawem. + +20:4 And it came to pass aftew this, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose waw a-at Gezew +with t-the Phiwistinyes; a-at which time Sibbechai t-the Hushathite swew +Sippai, that w-was of t-the chiwdwen of t-the g-giant: and they wewe s-subdued. + +20:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw again with t-the Phiwistinyes; and Ewhanyan t-the son +of J-Jaiw swew Wahmi t-the b-bwothew of Gowiath t-the G-Gittite, whose speaw +s-staff w-was w-wike a weavew's beam. + +20:6 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw a-at Gath, whewe w-was a man of gweat +statuwe, whose fingews and t-toes wewe fouw and twenty, six on each +hand, and six on each foot and he awso w-was t-the son of t-the giant. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 But when he d-defied I-Iswaew, Jonyathan t-the son of Shimea David's +b-bwothew swew h-him. + +20:8 These wewe bown u-unto t-the g-giant in Gath; and they feww by t-the hand +of D-David, and by t-the hand of his sewvants. + +21:1 And Satan s-stood up against I-Iswaew, and p-pwovoked David to (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew +Iswaew. + +21:2 And David said to Joab and to t-the wuwews of t-the p-peopwe, Go, +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew Iswaew fwom B-Beewsheba even to Dan; and bwing t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them +to me, that I may knyow it. + +21:3 And Joab answewed, The WOWD make his peopwe an hundwed times so +many mowe as they be: but, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, awe they nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd's sewvants? why t-then doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd wequiwe this thing? why wiww +he be a c-cause of twespass to I-Iswaew? 21:4 Nyevewthewess t-the king's +wowd p-pwevaiwed against J-Joab. Whewefowe Joab depawted, and went +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and came to Jewusawem. + +21:5 And Joab gave t-the sum of t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the peopwe u-unto David. And +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they of Iswaew wewe a t-thousand t-thousand and an hundwed t-thousand +men that dwew (--_--) s-swowd: and Judah w-was fouw hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten +t-thousand men that dwew swowd. + +2-21:6 But Wevi and Benjamin c-counted he nyot among (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's +wowd w-was abominyabwe to J-Joab. + +21:7 And God w-was d-dispweased with this thing; thewefowe he smote +Iswaew. + +21:8 And David said u-unto G-God, I have sinnyed g-gweatwy, because I have +donye this thing: but n-nyow, I b-beseech thee, (^-^*)/ d-do away t-the i-inyiquity of thy +sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have donye vewy f-foowishwy. + +21:9 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Gad, David's seew, s-saying, 21:10 Go and +teww D-David, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, I offew thee thwee things: +choose thee onye of t-them, that I may (^-^*)/ d-do it u-unto thee. + +21:11 S-So Gad came to D-David, and said u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, +C-Choose thee 21:12 Eithew thwee yeaws' faminye; ow thwee months to be +destwoyed befowe thy foes, whiwe that t-the s-swowd of thinye enyemies +ovewtaketh thee; ow ewse thwee days t-the s-swowd of t-the WOWD, even t-the +pestiwence, in t-the wand, and t-the angew of t-the WOWD destwoying +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Iswaew. Nyow thewefowe a-advise t-thysewf what +wowd I shaww bwing again to him that sent me. + +2-21:13 And David said u-unto Gad, I am in a gweat |･ω･) s-stwait: wet m-me faww nyow +into t-the hand of t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vewy gweat awe his mewcies: but wet m-me +nyot faww into t-the hand of m-man. + +21:14 S-So t-the WOWD sent pestiwence upon Iswaew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww of +Iswaew s-seventy t-thousand m-men. + +2-21:15 And God sent an angew u-unto Jewusawem to d-destwoy i-it: and as he +w-was (´-ω-`) d-destwoying, t-the WOWD behewd, and he wepented him of t-the eviw, and +said to t-the angew that destwoyed, I-It is (T_T) *cries* e-enyough, stay nyow thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. +And t-the angew of t-the WOWD s-stood by t-the thweshingfwoow of O-Ownyan t-the +Jebusite. + +21:16 And David w-wifted up his eyes, and saw t-the angew of t-the WOWD +stand b-between t-the eawth and t-the heaven, h-having a dwawn s-swowd in his +hand stwetched out o-ovew Jewusawem. T-Then David and t-the ewdews of +I-Iswaew, who wewe cwothed in sackcwoth, feww upon theiw faces. + +21:17 And David said u-unto G-God, Is it nyot I that commanded t-the peopwe +to be n-nyumbewed? even I it is that have sinnyed and donye eviw indeed; +but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these sheep, what have they donye? wet thinye hand, I p-pway +thee, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, be on me, and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's h-house; but nyot on +thy p-peopwe, that they shouwd be pwagued. + +2-21:18 T-Then t-the angew of t-the WOWD commanded Gad to say to D-David, that +David shouwd go up, and s-set up an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD in t-the +thweshingfwoow of O-Ownyan t-the Jebusite. + +2-21:19 And David went up a-at t-the saying of Gad, which he spake in t-the +nyame of t-the WOWD. + +21:20 And O-Ownyan (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and saw t-the angew; and his fouw sons with +him hid themsewves. Nyow O-Ownyan w-was thweshing wheat. + +21:21 And as David came to Ownyan, O-Ownyan wooked and saw D-David, and went +out of t-the thweshingfwoow, and b-bowed himsewf to David with his f-face to +t-the gwound. + +2-21:22 T-Then David said to Ownyan, G-Gwant m-me t-the pwace of this +thweshingfwoow, that I may buiwd an awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein u-unto t-the WOWD: t-thou +shawt gwant it m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fuww (-ω-、) *moans* p-pwice: that t-the pwague may be stayed +fwom t-the peopwe. + +21:23 And O-Ownyan said u-unto D-David, Take it to thee, and wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the +king (^-^*)/ d-do that which is g-good in his eyes: wo, I g-give thee t-the oxen awso +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewings, and t-the thweshing instwuments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wood, and t-the +wheat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the meat offewing; I g-give it aww. + +21:24 And king David said to Ownyan, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but I wiww vewiwy buy it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the f-fuww (-ω-、) *moans* p-pwice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take that which is thinye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow offew buwnt offewings without cost. + +21:25 S-So David gave to O-Ownyan (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwace six hundwed shekews of gowd +by weight. + +21:26 And David b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD, and offewed buwnt +offewings and peace offewings, and cawwed upon t-the WOWD; and he +answewed him fwom heaven by fiwe upon t-the awtaw of buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +21:27 And t-the WOWD commanded t-the angew; and he put up his s-swowd again +into t-the (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) s-sheath t-theweof. + +21:28 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time when David saw that t-the WOWD h-had answewed him in +t-the thweshingfwoow of O-Ownyan t-the Jebusite, t-then he sacwificed thewe. + +21:29 Fow t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD, which Moses m-made in t-the +wiwdewnyess, and t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt o-offewing, wewe a-at that season +in t-the high pwace a-at Gibeon. + +2-21:30 But David couwd nyot go befowe it to enquiwe of G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was +afwaid because of t-the s-swowd of t-the angew of t-the WOWD. + +22:1 T-Then David said, This is t-the house of t-the WOWD G-God, and this is +t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. + +2-22:2 And David commanded to gathew togethew t-the stwangews that wewe in +t-the wand of I-Iswaew; and he s-set masons to hew wwought s-stonyes to buiwd +t-the house of God. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And David pwepawed (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon in a-abundance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyaiws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doows +of t-the gates, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the j-joinyings; and bwass in a-abundance without +weight; 22:4 Awso cedaw twees in abundance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (*^.^*) Z-Zidonyians and they +of T-Tywe b-bwought m-much cedaw w-wood to David. + +2-22:5 And David said, S-Sowomon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son is young and t-tendew, and t-the house +that is to be buiwded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD (* ^ ω ^) m-must be exceeding magnyificaw, of +f-fame and of gwowy (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-countwies: I wiww thewefowe nyow make +pwepawation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. S-So David pwepawed abundantwy befowe his death. + +22:6 T-Then he cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow S-Sowomon his son, and c-chawged him to buiwd an +house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +22:7 And David said to S-Sowomon, My son, as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, it w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind +to buiwd an house u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: 22:8 But t-the wowd +of t-the WOWD came to me, s-saying, T-Thou hast shed ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood abundantwy, and +hast m-made gweat w-waws: t-thou shawt nyot buiwd an house u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, +because t-thou hast shed m-much ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the eawth in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. + +22:9 Behowd, a son shaww be bown to thee, who shaww be a man of west; +and I wiww g-give him w-west fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +nyame shaww be S-Sowomon, and I wiww g-give peace and quietnyess u-unto Iswaew +in his days. + +22:10 He shaww buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame; and he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and +I wiww be his f-fathew; and I wiww estabwish t-the t-thwonye of his kingdom +o-ovew Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +22:11 Nyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, t-the WOWD be with thee; and p-pwospew thou, and buiwd +t-the house of t-the WOWD thy G-God, as he hath said of thee. + +22:12 Onwy t-the WOWD g-give thee wisdom and u-undewstanding, and g-give thee +chawge c-concewnying I-Iswaew, that t-thou mayest keep t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD +thy God. + +22:13 T-Then shawt t-thou pwospew, if t-thou takest heed to fuwfiw t-the +s-statutes and judgments which t-the WOWD c-chawged Moses with c-concewnying +Iswaew: be stwong, and of g-good couwage; dwead nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be dismayed. + +22:14 Nyow, b-behowd, in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe I have pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the +WOWD an hundwed t-thousand tawents of gowd, and a t-thousand t-thousand +tawents of s-siwvew; and of bwass and (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon without weight; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is in +abundance: timbew awso and stonye have I pwepawed; and t-thou mayest a-add +theweto. + +22:15 Moweovew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe wowkmen with thee in abundance, hewews and +wowkews of stonye and t-timbew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of cunnying men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +m-mannyew of wowk. + +22:16 O-Of t-the gowd, t-the s-siwvew, and t-the b-bwass, and t-the i-iwon, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyo nyumbew. Awise thewefowe, and be doing, and t-the WOWD be with thee. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 David awso commanded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of Iswaew to hewp S-Sowomon +his son, s-saying, 22:18 Is nyot t-the WOWD youw God with y-you? and hath he +nyot given you w-west on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath given t-the i-inhabitants of +t-the wand into minye hand; and t-the wand is subdued befowe t-the WOWD, and +befowe his peopwe. + +22:19 Nyow s-set youw heawt and youw souw to seek t-the WOWD youw God; +a-awise thewefowe, and buiwd ye t-the sanctuawy of t-the WOWD G-God, to bwing +t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and t-the h-howy vessews of G-God, into +t-the house that is to be b-buiwt to t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + +23:1 S-So when David w-was o-owd and f-fuww of days, he m-made S-Sowomon his son +king o-ovew Iswaew. + +23:2 And he gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of I-Iswaew, with t-the +pwiests and t-the Wevites. + +23:3 Nyow t-the Wevites wewe nyumbewed fwom t-the age of thiwty yeaws and +upwawd: and theiw (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew by theiw (☆ω☆) p-powws, man by ^.^ m-man, w-was thiwty and +eight thousand. + +23:4 O-Of which, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw t-thousand wewe to s-set fowwawd t-the wowk +of t-the house of t-the WOWD; and six t-thousand wewe officews and judges: +23:5 Moweovew fouw t-thousand wewe powtews; and fouw t-thousand pwaised +t-the WOWD with t-the instwuments which I made, said D-David, to pwaise +thewewith. + +23:6 And David d-divided t-them into couwses among t-the sons of Wevi, +nyamewy, Gewshon, Kohath, and Mewawi. + +2-23:7 O-Of t-the Gewshonyites (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, W-Waadan, and Shimei. + +2-23:8 The sons of Waadan; t-the chief w-was Jehiew, and Zetham, and J-Joew, +thwee. + +23:9 The sons of Shimei; Shewomith, and H-Haziew, and Hawan, thwee. +These wewe t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of Waadan. + +23:10 And t-the sons of S-Shimei (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, J-Jahath, Z-Zinya, and Jeush, and +Bewiah. + +These fouw wewe t-the sons of Shimei. + +23:11 And Jahath w-was t-the chief, and Z-Zizah t-the s-second: but Jeush and +B-Bewiah h-had nyot many s-sons; thewefowe they wewe in onye weckonying, +a-accowding to theiw fathew's house. + +23:12 The sons of Kohath; Amwam, Izhaw, Hebwon, and Uzziew, fouw. + +2-23:13 The sons of Amwam; Aawon and Moses: and Aawon w-was sepawated, +that he shouwd sanctify t-the most h-howy things, he and his sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew, to buwn i-incense befowe t-the WOWD, to m-minyistew u-unto him, and to +bwess in his nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +23:14 Nyow c-concewnying Moses t-the man of G-God, his sons wewe nyamed of t-the +twibe of Wevi. + +23:15 The sons of Moses (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Gewshom, and E-Ewiezew. + +23:16 O-Of t-the sons of Gewshom, Shebuew w-was t-the chief. + +23:17 And t-the sons of Ewiezew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Wehabiah t-the chief. And Ewiezew +h-had nyonye othew s-sons; but t-the sons of Wehabiah wewe vewy many. + +23:18 O-Of t-the sons of (o_O) I-Izhaw; Shewomith t-the chief. + +23:19 O-Of t-the sons of Hebwon; Jewiah t-the fiwst, Amawiah t-the second, +Jahaziew t-the thiwd, and Jekameam t-the fouwth. + +23:20 O-Of t-the sons of U-Uzziew; (^人^) M-Micah t-the fiwst and Jesiah t-the second. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 The sons of Mewawi; Mahwi, and Mushi. The sons of Mahwi; +Eweazaw, and K-Kish. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 And Eweazaw died, and h-had nyo ^-^ s-sons, but daughtews: and theiw +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of Kish took them. + +23:23 The sons of Mushi; Mahwi, and Edew, and Jewemoth, thwee. + +23:24 These wewe t-the sons of Wevi aftew t-the house of theiw fathews; +even t-the chief of t-the fathews, as they wewe c-counted by (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of nyames +by theiw (☆ω☆) p-powws, that did t-the wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house of t-the +WOWD, fwom t-the age of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws and u-upwawd. + +23:25 Fow David said, The WOWD God of Iswaew hath given w-west u-unto his +p-peopwe, that they may dweww in Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 23:26 And awso u-unto +t-the Wevites; they shaww nyo mowe cawwy t-the tabewnyacwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any vessews +of it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice t-theweof. + +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 Fow by t-the wast w-wowds of David t-the Wevites wewe nyumbewed fwom +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and above: 23:28 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because theiw ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office w-was to wait on +t-the sons of Aawon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house of t-the WOWD, in t-the +couwts, and in t-the chambews, and in t-the p-puwifying of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-howy things, +and t-the wowk of t-the sewvice of t-the house of God; 23:29 Both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +shewbwead, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the finye fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat o-offewing, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +unweavenyed cakes, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which is baked in t-the pan, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that +which is fwied, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of measuwe and s-size; o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And to +stand {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying to thank and pwaise t-the WOWD, and wikewise a-at +even: 23:31 And to offew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww buwnt s-sacwifices u-unto t-the WOWD in t-the +sabbaths, in t-the nyew moons, and on t-the s-set feasts, by nyumbew, +a-accowding to t-the owdew commanded u-unto t-them, continyuawwy befowe t-the +WOWD: 23:32 And that they shouwd keep t-the chawge of t-the tabewnyacwe of +t-the congwegation, and t-the chawge of t-the h-howy pwace, and t-the chawge of +t-the sons of Aawon theiw bwethwen, in t-the sewvice of t-the house of t-the +WOWD. + +2-24:1 Nyow these awe t-the divisions of t-the sons of Aawon. The sons of +A-Aawon; Nyadab, and Abihu, Eweazaw, and Ithamaw. + +24:2 But Nyadab and Abihu died befowe theiw fathew, and h-had nyo +chiwdwen: thewefowe Eweazaw and I-Ithamaw executed t-the pwiest's office. + +24:3 And David d-distwibuted t-them, both Zadok of t-the sons of Eweazaw, +and Ahimewech of t-the sons of I-Ithamaw, a-accowding to theiw offices in +theiw sewvice. + +2-24:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe mowe chief men f-found of t-the sons of Eweazaw than +of t-the sons of I-Ithamaw, and thus wewe they divided. Among t-the sons of +Eweazaw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe sixteen chief men of t-the house of theiw fathews, +and eight among t-the sons of I-Ithamaw a-accowding to t-the house of theiw +fathews. + +24:5 T-Thus wewe they d-divided by wot, onye sowt with anyothew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +govewnyows of t-the s-sanctuawy, and govewnyows of t-the house of G-God, wewe of +t-the sons of Eweazaw, and of t-the sons of Ithamaw. + +24:6 And Shemaiah t-the son of Nyethanyeew t-the s-scwibe, onye of t-the W-Wevites, +wwote t-them befowe t-the king, and t-the pwinces, and Zadok t-the pwiest, and +Ahimewech t-the son of Abiathaw, and befowe t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of +t-the pwiests and Wevites: onye pwincipaw (o-_-o) h-househowd being taken (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Eweazaw, and onye taken (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ithamaw. + +24:7 Nyow t-the fiwst wot came fowth to J-Jehoiawib, t-the second to Jedaiah, +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 The thiwd to Hawim, t-the fouwth to Seowim, 24:9 The fifth to +Mawchijah, t-the sixth to Mijamin, 24:10 The seventh to Hakkoz, t-the +eighth to A-Abijah, 24:11 The nyinth to Jeshuah, t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth to Shecanyiah, +24:12 The e-eweventh to E-Ewiashib, t-the twewfth to Jakim, (❤ω❤) 2-24:13 The +thiwteenth to Huppah, t-the fouwteenth to Jeshebeab, 24:14 The f-fifteenth +to Biwgah, t-the s-sixteenth to Immew, 24:15 The seventeenth to Heziw, t-the +eighteenth to Aphses, 24:16 The nyinyeteenth to P-Pethahiah, t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth +to Jehezekew, 24:17 The onye and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Jachin, t-the two and +(´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Gamuw, 24:18 The thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Dewaiah, t-the fouw +and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Maaziah. + +24:19 These wewe t-the owdewings of t-them in theiw sewvice to come into +t-the house of t-the WOWD, a-accowding to theiw m-mannyew, undew Aawon theiw +fathew, as t-the WOWD God of Iswaew h-had commanded h-him. + +24:20 And t-the w-west of t-the sons of Wevi wewe these: O-Of t-the sons of +Amwam; >_> S-Shubaew: of t-the sons of Shubaew; Jehdeiah. + +24:21 Concewnying Wehabiah: of t-the sons of Wehabiah, t-the fiwst w-was +Isshiah. + +2-24:22 O-Of t-the Izhawites; Shewomoth: of t-the sons of S-Shewomoth; Jahath. + +24:23 And t-the sons of Hebwon; Jewiah t-the fiwst, Amawiah t-the second, +Jahaziew t-the thiwd, Jekameam t-the fouwth. + +24:24 O-Of t-the sons of U-Uzziew; Michah: of t-the sons of ^-^ M-Michah; Shamiw. + +24:25 The b-bwothew of M-Michah w-was Isshiah: of t-the sons of I-Isshiah; +Zechawiah. + +24:26 The sons of M-Mewawi wewe Mahwi and Mushi: t-the sons of Jaaziah; +Benyo. + +2-24:27 The sons of M-Mewawi by Jaaziah; Benyo, and (*°▽°*) S-Shoham, and Z-Zaccuw, and +Ibwi. + +(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 O-Of Mahwi came Eweazaw, who h-had nyo sons. + +24:29 Concewnying Kish: t-the son of Kish w-was Jewahmeew. + +24:30 The sons awso of Mushi; Mahwi, and Edew, and Jewimoth. These +wewe t-the sons of t-the Wevites aftew t-the house of theiw fathews. + +24:31 These wikewise cast wots o-ovew against theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of +Aawon in t-the pwesence of David t-the king, and Z-Zadok, and Ahimewech, and +t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of t-the pwiests and W-Wevites, even t-the +pwincipaw f-fathews o-ovew against theiw youngew bwethwen. + +2-25:1 Moweovew David and t-the captains of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host sepawated to t-the +sewvice of t-the sons of Asaph, and of Heman, and of Jeduthun, who +shouwd ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy with h-hawps, with p-psawtewies, and with cymbaws: and t-the +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the wowkmen a-accowding to theiw sewvice was: 25:2 O-Of t-the sons +of Asaph; Z-Zaccuw, and Joseph, and N-Nyethanyiah, and Asawewah, t-the sons of +A-Asaph undew t-the h-hands of Asaph, which pwophesied a-accowding to t-the +owdew of t-the king. + +25:3 O-Of Jeduthun: t-the sons of Jeduthun; G-Gedawiah, and Zewi, and +Jeshaiah, Hashabiah, and M-Mattithiah, six, undew t-the h-hands of theiw +o(>ω<)o f-fathew Jeduthun, who pwophesied with a h-hawp, to g-give thanks and to +pwaise t-the WOWD. + +25:4 O-Of Heman: t-the sons of Heman: B-Bukkiah, M-Mattanyiah, Uzziew, Shebuew, +and Jewimoth, Hanyanyiah, Hanyanyi, E-Ewiathah, Giddawti, and Womamtiezew, +Joshbekashah, Mawwothi, H-Hothiw, and Mahazioth: 25:5 Aww these wewe t-the +sons of Heman t-the king's seew in t-the w-wowds of G-God, to wift up t-the +(*・ω・)ﾉ h-hown. And God gave to Heman fouwteen sons and thwee daughtews. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 Aww these wewe undew t-the h-hands of theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow song in t-the +house of t-the WOWD, with cymbaws, p-psawtewies, and h-hawps, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +sewvice of t-the house of G-God, a-accowding to t-the king's owdew to Asaph, +Jeduthun, and Heman. + +25:7 S-So t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them, with theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that wewe instwucted +in t-the s-songs of t-the WOWD, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe cunnying, w-was two hundwed +fouwscowe and eight. + +25:8 And they cast wots, wawd against wawd, as w-weww t-the smaww as t-the +g-gweat, t-the teachew as t-the schowaw. + +25:9 Nyow t-the fiwst wot came fowth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Asaph to Joseph: t-the second to +G-Gedawiah, who with his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and sons wewe twewve: 25:10 The thiwd +to Z-Zaccuw, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:11 The +fouwth to Izwi, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:12 The +fifth to N-Nyethanyiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:13 +The sixth to B-Bukkiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: +25:14 The seventh to Jeshawewah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe +twewve: 25:15 The eighth to Jeshaiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, +wewe twewve: 25:16 The nyinth to M-Mattanyiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his +bwethwen, wewe twewve: 2-25:17 The (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth to Shimei, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and +his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:18 The e-eweventh to Azaweew, he, his +^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:19 The twewfth to Hashabiah, +he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:20 The thiwteenth to +Shubaew, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:21 The +fouwteenth to M-Mattithiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: +25:22 The f-fifteenth to Jewemoth, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe +twewve: 25:23 The s-sixteenth to Hanyanyiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his +bwethwen, wewe twewve: 2-25:24 The seventeenth to Joshbekashah, he, his +^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:25 The eighteenth to Hanyanyi, +he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:26 The nyinyeteenth to +Mawwothi, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:27 The +(´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to E-Ewiathah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: +25:28 The onye and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to H-Hothiw, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, +wewe twewve: 2-25:29 The two and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Giddawti, he, his ^-^ s-sons, +and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 2-25:30 The thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to +Mahazioth, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:31 The fouw +and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Womamtiezew, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe +twewve. + +26:1 Concewnying t-the divisions of t-the powtews: O-Of t-the Kowhites w-was +Meshewemiah t-the son of Kowe, of t-the sons of Asaph. + +26:2 And t-the sons of Meshewemiah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the f-fiwstbown, +Jediaew t-the second, Zebadiah t-the thiwd, Jathnyiew t-the fouwth, 26:3 Ewam +t-the fifth, J-Jehohanyan t-the sixth, Ewioenyai t-the seventh. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 Moweovew t-the sons of Obededom (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Shemaiah t-the f-fiwstbown, +Jehozabad t-the second, Joah t-the thiwd, and S-Sacaw t-the fouwth, and +Nyethanyeew t-the fifth. + +26:5 Ammiew t-the sixth, Issachaw t-the seventh, Peuwthai t-the e-eighth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +God bwessed h-him. + +26:6 Awso u-unto Shemaiah his son wewe sons b-bown, that wuwed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout +t-the house of theiw fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe mighty men of vawouw. + +26:7 The sons of Shemaiah; Othnyi, and Wephaew, and Obed, Ewzabad, +whose (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen wewe stwong men, (*ﾉωﾉ) E-Ewihu, and Semachiah. + +26:8 Aww these of t-the sons of Obededom: they and theiw sons and theiw +bwethwen, abwe men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwength (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice, wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and +two of (ノωヽ) O-Obededom. + +26:9 And Meshewemiah h-had sons and bwethwen, stwong men, eighteen. + +26:10 Awso Hosah, of t-the chiwdwen of Mewawi, h-had s-sons; S-Simwi t-the +chief, (fow t-though he w-was nyot t-the f-fiwstbown, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet his o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made him +t-the chief;) 2-26:11 Hiwkiah t-the second, Tebawiah t-the thiwd, (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah +t-the f-fouwth: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons and (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of H-Hosah wewe thiwteen. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 Among these wewe t-the divisions of t-the powtews, even among t-the +chief men, h-having wawds onye against anyothew, to m-minyistew in t-the house +of t-the WOWD. + +26:13 And they cast wots, as w-weww t-the smaww as t-the g-gweat, a-accowding to +t-the house of theiw fathews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gate. + +26:14 And t-the wot eastwawd feww to Shewemiah. T-Then (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah his +son, a wise c-counsewwow, they cast w-wots; and his wot came out +n-nyowthwawd. + +26:15 To Obededom southwawd; and to his sons t-the house of Asuppim. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 To Shuppim and H-Hosah t-the wot came fowth westwawd, with t-the gate +Shawwecheth, by t-the causeway of t-the g-going up, wawd against wawd. + +26:17 Eastwawd wewe six W-Wevites, nyowthwawd fouw a day, southwawd fouw +a day, and towawd Asuppim two and t-two. + +26:18 {{ (>_<) }} A-At P-Pawbaw westwawd, fouw a-at t-the causeway, and two a-at Pawbaw. + +26:19 These awe t-the divisions of t-the p-powtews among t-the sons of Kowe, +and among t-the sons of Mewawi. + +26:20 And of t-the W-Wevites, Ahijah w-was o-ovew t-the tweasuwes of t-the house +of G-God, and o-ovew t-the tweasuwes of t-the dedicated things. + +26:21 As c-concewnying t-the sons of Waadan; t-the sons of t-the Gewshonyite +W-Waadan, chief fathews, even of Waadan t-the Gewshonyite, wewe Jehiewi. + +26:22 The sons of Jehiewi; Zetham, and Joew his bwothew, which wewe +o-ovew t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +26:23 O-Of t-the A-Amwamites, and t-the Izhawites, t-the Hebwonyites, and t-the +ต(=ω=)ต *blushes* U-Uzziewites: 2-26:24 And Shebuew t-the son of Gewshom, t-the son of Moses, +w-was wuwew of t-the tweasuwes. + +2-26:25 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen by Ewiezew; Wehabiah his son, and Jeshaiah his +son, and Jowam his son, and Zichwi his son, and Shewomith his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +2-26:26 W-Which Shewomith and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen wewe o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tweasuwes of +t-the dedicated things, which David t-the king, and t-the chief fathews, t-the +captains o-ovew thousands and h-hundweds, and t-the captains of t-the host, +h-had dedicated. + +2-26:27 Out of t-the spoiws won in battwes did they dedicate to maintain +t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +2-26:28 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that S-Samuew t-the seew, and Sauw t-the son of Kish, and +^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, and Joab t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, h-had d-dedicated; and +w-whosoevew h-had dedicated any thing, it w-was undew t-the hand of Shewomith, +and of his bwethwen. + +26:29 O-Of t-the Izhawites, Chenyanyiah and his sons wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd +businyess o-ovew I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow officews and judges. + +26:30 And of t-the Hebwonyites, Hashabiah and his bwethwen, men of +vawouw, a t-thousand and seven h-hundwed, wewe officews among t-them of +Iswaew on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan westwawd in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the businyess of t-the WOWD, +and in t-the sewvice of t-the king. + +26:31 Among t-the Hebwonyites w-was Jewijah t-the chief, even among t-the +Hebwonyites, a-accowding to t-the genyewations of his fathews. In t-the +fowtieth yeaw of t-the weign of David they wewe sought fow, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wewe f-found among t-them mighty men of vawouw a-at (^ω~) J-Jazew of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +26:32 And his bwethwen, men of vawouw, wewe two t-thousand and seven +hundwed chief fathews, whom king David m-made wuwews o-ovew t-the +(=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, t-the G-Gadites, and t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +mattew pewtainying to G-God, and affaiws of t-the king. + +2-27:1 Nyow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew aftew theiw nyumbew, to wit, t-the chief +f-fathews and captains of thousands and h-hundweds, and theiw officews +that sewved t-the king in any mattew of t-the couwses, which came in and +went out month by month (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the months of t-the y-yeaw, of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. + +27:2 O-Ovew t-the fiwst couwse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwst month w-was Jashobeam t-the son +of Zabdiew: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. + +27:3 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of P-Pewez w-was t-the chief of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the +\(★ω★)/ h-host (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwst m-month. + +27:4 And o-ovew t-the couwse of t-the second month w-was Dodai an Ahohite, and +of his couwse w-was Mikwoth awso t-the wuwew: in his couwse wikewise wewe +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. + +27:5 The thiwd c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the thiwd month w-was B-Benyaiah t-the +son of Jehoiada, a chief x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and +fouw thousand. + +2-27:6 This is that Benyaiah, who w-was mighty among t-the thiwty, and a-above +t-the t-thiwty: and in his couwse w-was Ammizabad his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +2-27:7 The fouwth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fouwth month w-was A-Asahew t-the b-bwothew of +( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and Zebadiah his son aftew him: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +and fouw thousand. + +27:8 The fifth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fifth month w-was Shamhuth t-the Izwahite: +and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. + +27:9 The sixth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sixth month w-was Iwa t-the son of Ikkesh +t-the Tekoite: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. + +27:10 The seventh c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the seventh month w-was Hewez t-the +(*・ω・)ﾉ *sweats* P-Pewonyite, of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +and fouw thousand. + +27:11 The eighth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eighth month w-was Sibbecai t-the +Hushathite, of t-the Zawhites: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw +thousand. + +2-27:12 The nyinth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyinth month w-was Abiezew t-the +Anyetothite, of t-the Benjamites: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw +thousand. + +27:13 The (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth month w-was Mahawai t-the +Nyetophathite, of t-the Zawhites: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw +thousand. + +2-27:14 The e-eweventh c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the e-eweventh month w-was B-Benyaiah t-the +Piwathonyite, of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +and fouw thousand. + +27:15 The twewfth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twewfth month w-was Hewdai t-the +Nyetophathite, of Othnyiew: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw +thousand. + +27:16 Fuwthewmowe o-ovew t-the twibes of Iswaew: t-the wuwew of t-the +Weubenyites w-was Ewiezew t-the son of Zichwi: of t-the Simeonyites, +S-Shephatiah t-the son of Maachah: 27:17 O-Of t-the W-Wevites, Hashabiah t-the son +of Kemuew: of t-the Aawonyites, Zadok: 27:18 O-Of Judah, (*ﾉωﾉ) E-Ewihu, onye of t-the +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of David: of I-Issachaw, O-Omwi t-the son of Michaew: 2-27:19 O-Of +Zebuwun, Ishmaiah t-the son of O-Obadiah: of Nyaphtawi, Jewimoth t-the son of +Azwiew: 2-27:20 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim, Hoshea t-the son of A-Azaziah: +of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, Joew t-the son of Pedaiah: 27:21 O-Of t-the +hawf twibe of Manyasseh in Giwead, Iddo t-the son of Zechawiah: of +Benjamin, Jaasiew t-the son of Abnyew: 2-27:22 O-Of Dan, Azaweew t-the son of +Jewoham. These wewe t-the pwinces of t-the twibes of Iswaew. + +27:23 But David took nyot t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and +undew: because t-the WOWD h-had said he w-wouwd incwease Iswaew w-wike to t-the +staws of t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +27:24 Joab t-the son of Zewuiah began to nyumbew, but he finyished nyot, +because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww wwath (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it against I-Iswaew; nyeithew w-was t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew +put in t-the ( ~*-*)~ a-account of t-the chwonyicwes of king David. + +27:25 And o-ovew t-the king's tweasuwes w-was Azmaveth t-the son of Adiew: and +o-ovew t-the stowehouses in t-the fiewds, in t-the cities, and in t-the +viwwages, and in t-the castwes, w-was Jehonyathan t-the son of Uzziah: 27:26 +And o-ovew t-them that did t-the wowk of t-the fiewd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow tiwwage of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound +w-was Ezwi t-the son of Chewub: 27:27 And o-ovew t-the vinyeyawds w-was S-Shimei +t-the Wamathite: o-ovew t-the incwease of t-the vinyeyawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the winye cewwaws +w-was Z-Zabdi t-the Shiphmite: 2-27:28 And o-ovew t-the owive twees and t-the +sycomowe twees that wewe in t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow pwains w-was Baawhanyan t-the Gedewite: +and o-ovew t-the cewwaws of oiw w-was Joash: 27:29 And o-ovew t-the hewds that +fed in Shawon w-was Shitwai t-the Shawonyite: and o-ovew t-the hewds that wewe +in t-the vawweys w-was Shaphat t-the son of A-Adwai: 27:30 O-Ovew t-the c-camews +awso w-was O-Obiw t-the Ishmaewite: and o-ovew t-the asses w-was Jehdeiah t-the +Mewonyothite: 27:31 And o-ovew t-the f-fwocks w-was Jaziz t-the Hagewite. Aww +these wewe t-the wuwews of t-the s-substance which w-was king David's. + +27:32 Awso Jonyathan David's uncwe w-was a c-counsewwow, a wise ^.^ m-man, and a +scwibe: and Jehiew t-the son of Hachmonyi w-was with t-the king's sons: 27:33 +And Ahithophew w-was t-the king's counsewwow: and H-Hushai t-the A-Awchite w-was +t-the king's companyion: 2-27:34 And aftew Ahithophew w-was J-Jehoiada t-the son +of Benyaiah, and Abiathaw: and t-the genyewaw of t-the king's awmy w-was J-Joab. + +2-28:1 And David assembwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of I-Iswaew, t-the pwinces of t-the +t-twibes, and t-the captains of t-the c-companyies that minyistewed to t-the king +by c-couwse, and t-the captains o-ovew t-the t-thousands, and captains o-ovew t-the +h-hundweds, and t-the stewawds o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-substance and ^.^ p-possession of +t-the king, and of his ^-^ s-sons, with t-the officews, and with t-the mighty men, +and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the v-vawiant men, u-unto Jewusawem. + +2-28:2 T-Then David t-the king s-stood up upon his feet, and said, Heaw me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bwethwen, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I h-had in minye heawt to buiwd an +house of w-west (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +(＃￣ω￣) f-footstoow of ouw G-God, and h-had m-made weady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buiwding: ( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 But +God said u-unto me, T-Thou shawt nyot buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, because +t-thou hast b-been a man of waw, and hast shed bwood. + +^-^ 2-28:4 Howbeit t-the WOWD God of Iswaew chose m-me befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew to be king o-ovew Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath chosen Judah to +be t-the wuwew; and of t-the house of Judah, t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathew; and +among t-the sons of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew he w-wiked m-me to make m-me king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Iswaew: 2-28:5 And of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ^-^ s-sons, (fow t-the WOWD hath given m-me many +sons,) he hath chosen S-Sowomon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son to sit upon t-the t-thwonye of t-the +kingdom of t-the WOWD o-ovew Iswaew. + +28:6 And he said u-unto me, S-Sowomon thy son, he shaww buiwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couwts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have chosen him to be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and I wiww be his +fathew. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 Moweovew I wiww estabwish his kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, if he be c-constant +to (^-^*)/ d-do o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, as a-at this d-day. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 Nyow thewefowe in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew t-the c-congwegation of t-the +WOWD, and in t-the audience of ouw G-God, keep and seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-commandments of t-the WOWD youw G-God: that ye may possess this g-good wand, +and weave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw chiwdwen aftew you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +28:9 And thou, S-Sowomon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, knyow t-thou t-the God of thy fathew, and +sewve him with a pewfect heawt and with a wiwwing mind: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +seawcheth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww heawts, and undewstandeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the imaginyations of t-the +thoughts: if t-thou seek him, he wiww be f-found of thee; but if t-thou +fowsake him, he wiww cast thee off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +28:10 Take heed nyow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath chosen thee to buiwd an house +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sanctuawy: be stwong, and (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +28:11 T-Then David gave to S-Sowomon his son t-the pattewn of t-the powch, and +of t-the houses t-theweof, and of t-the tweasuwies t-theweof, and of t-the (--_--) u-uppew +c-chambews t-theweof, and of t-the innyew pawwouws t-theweof, and of t-the pwace +of t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, 2-28:12 And t-the pattewn of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had by t-the +spiwit, of t-the couwts of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-chambews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, of t-the tweasuwies of t-the house of G-God, and of +t-the tweasuwies of t-the dedicated things: (＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 Awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwses of +t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of t-the sewvice of +t-the house of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of sewvice in t-the house +of t-the WOWD. + +28:14 He gave of gowd by w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of gowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +instwuments of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of sewvice; s-siwvew awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww instwuments +of s-siwvew by weight, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww instwuments of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy kind of sewvice: +2-28:15 Even t-the w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-candwesticks of gowd, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +wamps of gowd, by w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy candwestick, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wamps +theweof: and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-candwesticks of s-siwvew by weight, both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +candwestick, and awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wamps t-theweof, a-accowding to t-the use of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy candwestick. + +28:16 And by w-weight he gave gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabwes of shewbwead, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy tabwe; and wikewise s-siwvew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabwes of siwvew: 28:17 Awso +puwe gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fweshhooks, and t-the bowws, and t-the cups: and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +gowden b-basons he gave gowd by w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy b-bason; and wikewise +s-siwvew by w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy bason of siwvew: 28:18 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw of +i-incense w-wefinyed gowd by weight; and gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pattewn of t-the +chawiot of t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, that spwead out theiw w-wings, and covewed t-the +awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD. + +28:19 Aww this, said D-David, t-the WOWD m-made m-me undewstand in w-wwiting by +his hand upon me, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of this ⊂(･ω･*⊂) p-pattewn. + +28:20 And David said to S-Sowomon his son, (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and of g-good +c-couwage, and (^-^*)/ d-do i-it: f-feaw nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be (つ✧ω✧)つ d-dismayed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD G-God, even +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, wiww be with thee; he wiww nyot faiw thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake thee, +untiw t-thou hast finyished (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house of +t-the WOWD. + +2-28:21 And, b-behowd, t-the couwses of t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, even +they shaww be with thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice of t-the house of G-God: and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be with thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of w-wowkmanship {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiwwing +skiwfuw ^.^ m-man, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any m-mannyew of sewvice: awso t-the pwinces and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe wiww be whowwy a-at thy ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +2-29:1 Fuwthewmowe David t-the king said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the congwegation, +S-Sowomon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, whom awonye God hath chosen, is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet young and t-tendew, +and t-the wowk is (=`ω´=) g-gweat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pawace is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +God. + +29:2 Nyow I have pwepawed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-might (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God t-the +gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things to be m-made of gowd, and t-the s-siwvew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of +s-siwvew, and t-the bwass (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of b-bwass, t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of +i-iwon, and w-wood (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of wood; onyx stonyes, and s-stonyes to be set, +g-gwistewing stonyes, and of divews cowouws, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious +stonyes, and mawbwe s-stonyes in abundance. + +29:3 Moweovew, because I have s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my affection to t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, +I have of minye own (*´▽`*) *notices bulge* p-pwopew g-good, of gowd and s-siwvew, which I have given +to t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, o-ovew and a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the h-howy house. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 Even thwee t-thousand tawents of gowd, of t-the gowd of Ophiw, and +seven t-thousand tawents of w-wefinyed s-siwvew, to ovewway t-the wawws of t-the +houses withaw: 29:5 The gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of gowd, and t-the s-siwvew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +things of s-siwvew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of wowk to be m-made by t-the h-hands +of awtificews. And who t-then is wiwwing to consecwate his sewvice this +day u-unto t-the WOWD? 2-29:6 T-Then t-the chief of t-the f-fathews and pwinces of +t-the twibes of Iswaew and t-the captains of thousands and of h-hundweds, +with t-the wuwews of t-the king's wowk, offewed wiwwingwy, 29:7 And gave +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house of God of gowd five t-thousand tawents and +t-ten t-thousand dwams, and of s-siwvew t-ten t-thousand t-tawents, and of bwass +eighteen t-thousand t-tawents, and onye hundwed t-thousand tawents of iwon. + +29:8 And they with whom (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious s-stonyes wewe f-found gave t-them to t-the +tweasuwe of t-the house of t-the WOWD, by t-the hand of Jehiew t-the +Gewshonyite. + +29:9 T-Then t-the peopwe wejoiced, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that they offewed wiwwingwy, +because with pewfect heawt they offewed w-wiwwingwy to t-the WOWD: and +David t-the king awso w-wejoiced with gweat j-joy. + +29:10 Whewefowe David bwessed t-the WOWD befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: +and David said, Bwessed be thou, WOWD God of Iswaew ouw fathew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +e-evew and evew. + +29:11 T-Thinye, O-O WOWD is t-the gweatnyess, and t-the p-powew, and t-the gwowy, +and t-the victowy, and t-the majesty: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in t-the heaven and in +t-the eawth is thinye; thinye is t-the k-kingdom, O-O WOWD, and t-thou awt exawted +as ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a-above aww. + +29:12 Both w-wiches and honyouw come of thee, and t-thou weignyest o-ovew aww; +and in thinye hand is p-powew and might; and in thinye hand it is to make +g-gweat, and to g-give stwength u-unto aww. + +29:13 Nyow thewefowe, ouw G-God, we thank thee, and pwaise thy gwowious +nyame. + +2-29:14 But who am I, and what is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, that we shouwd be abwe to +offew so w-wiwwingwy aftew this (ノωヽ) *looks at you* s-sowt? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things come of thee, and +of thinye own have we given thee. + +OwO 2-29:15 Fow we awe stwangews befowe thee, and sojouwnyews, as wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +ouw fathews: ouw days on t-the eawth awe as a shadow, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye +abiding. + +29:16 O-O WOWD ouw G-God, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this stowe that we have pwepawed to buiwd +thee an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye h-howy nyame cometh of thinye hand, and is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thinye own. + +29:17 I knyow awso, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, that t-thou twiest t-the heawt, and hast +pweasuwe in upwightnyess. As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, in t-the upwightnyess of minye heawt I +have w-wiwwingwy offewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things: and nyow have I s-seen with joy +thy p-peopwe, which awe pwesent hewe, to offew w-wiwwingwy u-unto thee. + +29:18 O-O WOWD God of A-Abwaham, Isaac, and of I-Iswaew, ouw fathews, keep +this (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in t-the imaginyation of t-the thoughts of t-the heawt of thy +p-peopwe, and p-pwepawe theiw heawt u-unto t-thee: 2-29:19 And g-give u-unto S-Sowomon +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son a pewfect heawt, to keep thy commandments, thy testimonyies, and +thy s-statutes, and to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, and to buiwd t-the pawace, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the which I have m-made pwovision. + +29:20 And David said to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the congwegation, Nyow bwess t-the WOWD youw +God. + +And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation bwessed t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, and +b-bowed down theiw heads, and w-wowshipped t-the WOWD, and t-the king. + +29:21 And they sacwificed s-sacwifices u-unto t-the WOWD, and offewed buwnt +offewings u-unto t-the WOWD, on t-the mowwow aftew that day, even a t-thousand +buwwocks, a t-thousand wams, and a t-thousand wambs, with theiw dwink +offewings, and s-sacwifices in a-abundance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: 2-29:22 And did +e-eat and dwink befowe t-the WOWD on that day with gweat gwadnyess. And +they m-made S-Sowomon t-the son of David king t-the second time, and anyointed +him u-unto t-the WOWD to be t-the chief govewnyow, and Zadok to be pwiest. + +29:23 T-Then S-Sowomon sat on t-the t-thwonye of t-the WOWD as king instead of +David his fathew, and pwospewed; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew obeyed h-him. + +29:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces, and t-the mighty men, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons +wikewise of king D-David, s-submitted themsewves u-unto S-Sowomon t-the king. + +29:25 And t-the WOWD m-magnyified S-Sowomon e-exceedingwy in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +I-Iswaew, and b-bestowed upon him such woyaw m-majesty as h-had nyot b-been on +any king befowe him in Iswaew. + +29:26 T-Thus David t-the son of Jesse weignyed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. + +29:27 And t-the time that he weignyed o-ovew Iswaew w-was f-fowty yeaws; seven +yeaws weignyed he in Hebwon, and thiwty and thwee yeaws weignyed he in +Jewusawem. + +2-29:28 And he died in a g-good o-owd (￣ω￣) a-age, f-fuww of days, wiches, and h-honyouw: +and S-Sowomon his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +2-29:29 Nyow t-the acts of David t-the king, fiwst and wast, b-behowd, they awe +wwitten in t-the book of S-Samuew t-the seew, and in t-the book of N-Nyathan t-the +pwophet, and in t-the book of Gad t-the seew, 29:30 With (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his weign and +his might, and t-the times that went o-ovew him, and o-ovew I-Iswaew, and o-ovew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the c-countwies. + + + + +The S-Second Book of t-the C-Chwonyicwes + + +1:1 And S-Sowomon t-the son of David w-was stwengthenyed in his k-kingdom, and +t-the WOWD his God w-was with him, and m-magnyified him exceedingwy. + +1:2 T-Then S-Sowomon spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, to t-the captains of thousands +and of h-hundweds, and to t-the judges, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy govewnyow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +I-Iswaew, t-the chief of t-the fathews. + +1:3 S-So S-Sowomon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation with him, went to t-the high +pwace that w-was a-at G-Gibeon; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +c-congwegation of G-God, which Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD h-had m-made in +t-the wiwdewnyess. + +1:4 But t-the awk of God h-had David b-bwought up fwom (✯◡✯) *sighs* K-Kiwjathjeawim to t-the +pwace which David h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had (✯◡✯) p-pitched a >_> t-tent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +it a-at Jewusawem. + +1:5 Moweovew t-the bwasen awtaw, that Bezaweew t-the son of Uwi, t-the son +of H-Huw, h-had made, he put befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD: and +S-Sowomon and t-the c-congwegation sought u-unto it. + +1-1:6 And S-Sowomon went up thithew to t-the bwasen awtaw befowe t-the WOWD, +which w-was a-at t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and offewed a +t-thousand buwnt offewings upon it. + +1:7 In that nyight did God appeaw u-unto S-Sowomon, and said u-unto him, Ask +what I shaww g-give thee. + +1:8 And S-Sowomon said u-unto G-God, T-Thou hast shewed gweat (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto David +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and hast m-made m-me to weign in his s-stead. + +1-1:9 Nyow, O-O WOWD G-God, wet thy pwomise u-unto David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew be +estabwished: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast m-made m-me king o-ovew a peopwe w-wike t-the dust of +t-the eawth in (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +1:10 Give m-me nyow wisdom and knyowwedge, that I may go out and come in +befowe this peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who c-can j-judge this thy p-peopwe, that is so +gweat? 1:11 And God said to S-Sowomon, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because this w-was in thinye heawt, +and t-thou hast nyot asked wiches, weawth, ow honyouw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the wife of +thinye >_> e-enyemies, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hast asked wong wife; but hast asked wisdom +and k-knyowwedge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow xDD t-thysewf, that t-thou mayest j-judge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, o-ovew whom +I have m-made thee king: 1:12 Wisdom and k-knyowwedge is g-gwanted u-unto thee; +and I wiww g-give thee wiches, and weawth, and honyouw, such as nyonye of +t-the kings have h-had that have b-been befowe thee, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any +aftew thee have t-the wike. + +1:13 T-Then S-Sowomon came fwom his jouwnyey to t-the high pwace that w-was a-at +G-Gibeon to J-Jewusawem, fwom befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, +and weignyed o-ovew Iswaew. + +1:14 And S-Sowomon gathewed chawiots and howsemen: and he h-had a t-thousand +and fouw hundwed c-chawiots, and twewve t-thousand howsemen, which he +pwaced in t-the chawiot cities, and with t-the king a-at Jewusawem. + +1:15 And t-the king m-made s-siwvew and gowd a-at Jewusawem as p-pwenteous as +stonyes, and cedaw twees m-made he as t-the sycomowe twees that awe in t-the +vawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow abundance. + +1:16 And S-Sowomon h-had howses b-bwought out of Egypt, and winyen yawn: t-the +king's mewchants weceived t-the winyen yawn a-at a p-pwice. + +1:17 And they fetched up, and b-bwought fowth out of Egypt a chawiot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +six hundwed shekews of s-siwvew, and an h-howse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed and fifty: +and so b-bwought they out howses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the Hittites, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kings of Sywia, by theiw means. + +2:1 And S-Sowomon detewminyed to buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, +and an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +2:2 And S-Sowomon towd out (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten t-thousand men to beaw +b-buwdens, and fouwscowe t-thousand to hew in t-the mountain, and thwee +t-thousand and six hundwed to ovewsee them. + +2-2:3 And S-Sowomon sent to H-Huwam t-the king of T-Tywe, s-saying, As t-thou didst +d-deaw with David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and didst send him cedaws to buiwd him an +house to dweww thewein, even so d-deaw with me. + +2:4 Behowd, I buiwd an house to t-the nyame of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, to +dedicate it to him, and to buwn befowe him sweet incense, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +c-continyuaw shewbwead, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt offewings mownying and evenying, +on t-the sabbaths, and on t-the nyew moons, and on t-the sowemn feasts of t-the +WOWD ouw God. This is an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew to Iswaew. + +2-2:5 And t-the house which I buiwd is (=`ω´=) g-gweat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is ouw God a-above +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. + +2:6 But who is abwe to buiwd him an h-house, seeing t-the heaven and +heaven of h-heavens c-cannyot uWu *moans* c-contain h-him? who am I then, that I shouwd +buiwd him an h-house, s-save onwy to buwn sacwifice befowe h-him? 2-2:7 Send +m-me nyow thewefowe a man cunnying to wowk in gowd, and in s-siwvew, and in +b-bwass, and in i-iwon, and in puwpwe, and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-cwimson, and bwue, and that c-can +skiww to gwave with t-the cunnying men that awe with m-me in Judah and in +J-Jewusawem, whom David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew did pwovide. + +2:8 Send m-me awso cedaw twees, fiw twees, and a-awgum twees, out of +Webanyon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow that thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants c-can skiww to cut timbew in +Webanyon; and, b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww be with thy sewvants, 2-2:9 Even +to p-pwepawe m-me timbew in abundance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house which I am about to +buiwd shaww be wondewfuw g-gweat. + +2:10 And, b-behowd, I wiww g-give to thy sewvants, t-the hewews that cut +t-timbew, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand measuwes of beaten wheat, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand +measuwes of bawwey, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand baths of winye, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +t-thousand baths of oiw. + +2-2:11 T-Then H-Huwam t-the king of T-Tywe answewed in wwiting, which he sent to +S-Sowomon, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD hath woved his p-peopwe, he hath m-made thee +king o-ovew them. + +2:12 H-Huwam said moweovew, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, that m-made +heaven and eawth, who hath given to David t-the king a wise son, endued +with pwudence and u-undewstanding, that m-might buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD, and an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And nyow I have sent a cunnying ^.^ m-man, endued with u-undewstanding, of +H-Huwam o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's, 2:14 The son of a woman of t-the daughtews of Dan, +and his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was a man of T-Tywe, skiwfuw to wowk in gowd, and in +s-siwvew, in b-bwass, in i-iwon, in stonye, and in t-timbew, in puwpwe, in +bwue, and in finye winyen, and in cwimson; awso to gwave any m-mannyew of +gwaving, and to f-find out {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy device which shaww be put to him, with +thy cunnying men, and with t-the cunnying men of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd David thy fathew. + +2:15 Nyow thewefowe t-the wheat, and t-the bawwey, t-the oiw, and t-the winye, +which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd hath spoken of, wet him send u-unto his sewvants: 2:16 And +we wiww cut w-wood out of Webanyon, as m-much as t-thou shawt nyeed: and we +wiww bwing it to thee in fwoats by sea to Joppa; and t-thou shawt cawwy +it up to Jewusawem. + +2:17 And S-Sowomon nyumbewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stwangews that wewe in t-the wand of +I-Iswaew, aftew t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) n-nyumbewing whewewith David his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had nyumbewed +t-them; and they wewe f-found an hundwed and fifty t-thousand and thwee +t-thousand and six hundwed. + +2:18 And he s-set (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten t-thousand of t-them to be beawews of +b-buwdens, and fouwscowe t-thousand to be hewews in t-the mountain, and +thwee t-thousand and six hundwed ovewseews to s-set t-the peopwe a wowk. + +3-3:1 T-Then S-Sowomon began to buiwd t-the house of t-the WOWD a-at Jewusawem in +mount Mowiah, whewe t-the Wowd appeawed u-unto David his fathew, in t-the +pwace that David h-had pwepawed in t-the thweshingfwoow of O-Ownyan t-the +Jebusite. + +3:2 And he began to buiwd in t-the second day of t-the second m-month, in +t-the fouwth yeaw of his weign. + +3-3:3 Nyow these awe t-the things whewein S-Sowomon w-was instwucted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +buiwding of t-the house of God. The wength by cubits aftew t-the fiwst +measuwe w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe c-cubits, and t-the bweadth ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits. + +3:4 And t-the p-powch that w-was in t-the fwont of t-the h-house, t-the wength of it +w-was a-accowding to t-the bweadth of t-the h-house, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, and t-the +height w-was an hundwed and twenty: and he ovewwaid it within with puwe +gowd. + +3:5 And t-the gweatew house he ciewed with fiw twee, which he ovewwaid +with finye gowd, and s-set theweon (o-_-o) p-pawm twees and (*^.^*) c-chains. + +3-3:6 And he gawnyished t-the house with (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious s-stonyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow beauty: and +t-the gowd w-was gowd of Pawvaim. + +3:7 He ovewwaid awso t-the h-house, t-the beams, t-the posts, and t-the wawws +t-theweof, and t-the doows t-theweof, with gowd; and g-gwaved (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims on t-the +wawws. + +3:8 And he m-made t-the most h-howy h-house, t-the wength wheweof w-was a-accowding +to t-the bweadth of t-the h-house, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and he ovewwaid it with finye gowd, a-amounting to six +hundwed tawents. + +3-3:9 And t-the w-weight of t-the nyaiws w-was fifty shekews of gowd. And he +ovewwaid t-the (--_--) u-uppew c-chambews with gowd. + +3:10 And in t-the most h-howy house he m-made two (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of i-image wowk, +and ovewwaid t-them with gowd. + +3:11 And t-the w-wings of t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits w-wong: onye wing +of t-the onye chewub w-was five c-cubits, weaching to t-the waww of t-the house: +and t-the othew wing w-was wikewise five c-cubits, weaching to t-the wing of +t-the othew chewub. + +3:12 And onye wing of t-the othew chewub w-was five c-cubits, weaching to t-the +waww of t-the house: and t-the othew wing w-was five cubits awso, joinying to +t-the wing of t-the othew chewub. + +3:13 The w-wings of these (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims spwead themsewves fowth ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +(x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and they s-stood on theiw feet, and theiw faces wewe inwawd. + +3:14 And he m-made t-the vaiw of bwue, and puwpwe, and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-cwimson, and finye +winyen, and wwought (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims theweon. + +3:15 Awso he m-made befowe t-the house two piwwaws of thiwty and five +cubits high, and t-the chapitew that w-was on t-the top of each of t-them w-was +five cubits. + +3:16 And he m-made chains, as in t-the owacwe, and put t-them on t-the heads +of t-the piwwaws; and m-made an hundwed pomegwanyates, and put t-them on t-the +(*^.^*) c-chains. + +3:17 And he weawed up t-the piwwaws befowe t-the t-tempwe, onye on t-the wight +hand, and t-the othew on t-the weft; and cawwed t-the nyame of that on t-the +wight hand Jachin, and t-the nyame of that on t-the weft Boaz. + +4:1 Moweovew he m-made an awtaw of b-bwass, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits t-the wength +t-theweof, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits t-the bweadth t-theweof, and t-ten cubits t-the +height t-theweof. + +4-4:2 Awso he m-made a mowten sea of t-ten cubits fwom bwim to bwim, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +in compass, and five cubits t-the height t-theweof; and a winye of thiwty +cubits did compass it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +4:3 And undew it w-was t-the simiwitude of oxen, which did compass it +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: t-ten in a cubit, compassing t-the sea (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. Two wows +of oxen wewe cast, when it w-was cast. + +4-4:4 I-It s-stood upon twewve oxen, thwee wooking towawd t-the nyowth, and +thwee wooking towawd t-the west, and thwee wooking towawd t-the south, and +thwee wooking towawd t-the east: and t-the sea w-was s-set a-above upon t-them, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw hindew pawts wewe inwawd. + +4-4:5 And t-the thicknyess of it w-was an handbweadth, and t-the bwim of it +w-wike t-the wowk of t-the bwim of a cup, with fwowews of wiwies; and it +weceived and hewd thwee t-thousand b-baths. + +4:6 He m-made awso t-ten wavews, and put five on t-the wight hand, and five +on t-the weft, to w-wash in (=`ω´=) t-them: such things as they offewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +buwnt offewing they washed in t-them; but t-the sea w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests to +w-wash in. + +4:7 And he m-made t-ten c-candwesticks of gowd a-accowding to theiw fowm, and +s-set t-them in t-the t-tempwe, five on t-the wight hand, and five on t-the weft. + +4-4:8 He m-made awso t-ten tabwes, and pwaced t-them in t-the t-tempwe, five on +t-the wight side, and five on t-the weft. And he m-made an hundwed b-basons of +gowd. + +4:9 Fuwthewmowe he m-made t-the couwt of t-the p-pwiests, and t-the gweat couwt, +and doows (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwt, and ovewwaid t-the doows of t-them with b-bwass. + +4:10 And he s-set t-the sea on t-the wight side of t-the east end, o-ovew +against t-the south. + +4:11 And H-Huwam m-made t-the pots, and t-the shovews, and t-the basons. And +H-Huwam finyished t-the wowk that he w-was to make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow king S-Sowomon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +house of God; 4:12 To wit, t-the two piwwaws, and t-the pommews, and t-the +chapitews which wewe on t-the top of t-the two piwwaws, and t-the two +wweaths to covew t-the two pommews of t-the chapitews which wewe on t-the +top of t-the piwwaws; 4:13 And fouw hundwed p-pomegwanyates on t-the two +wweaths; two wows of p-pomegwanyates on each wweath, to covew t-the two +pommews of t-the chapitews which wewe upon t-the piwwaws. + +4:14 He m-made awso bases, and wavews m-made he upon t-the bases; 4:15 Onye +sea, and twewve oxen undew it. + +4:16 The pots awso, and t-the shovews, and t-the fweshhooks, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +instwuments, did H-Huwam his o(>ω<)o f-fathew make to king S-Sowomon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house +of t-the WOWD of bwight b-bwass. + +4:17 In t-the pwain of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan did t-the king cast t-them, in t-the cway (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound +b-between Succoth and Zewedathah. + +4-4:18 T-Thus S-Sowomon m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these vessews in gweat abundance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +w-weight of t-the bwass couwd nyot be f-found ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +4:19 And S-Sowomon m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews that wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of G-God, +t-the gowden awtaw awso, and t-the tabwes wheweon t-the shewbwead w-was s-set; +4:20 Moweovew t-the c-candwesticks with theiw wamps, that they shouwd buwn +aftew t-the m-mannyew befowe t-the owacwe, of puwe gowd; 4:21 And t-the +fwowews, and t-the wamps, and t-the tongs, m-made he of gowd, and that +pewfect gowd; 4:22 And t-the snyuffews, and t-the basons, and t-the spoons, +and t-the c-censews, of puwe gowd: and t-the entwy of t-the h-house, t-the innyew +doows theweof (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the most h-howy pwace, and t-the doows of t-the house of +t-the t-tempwe, wewe of gowd. + +5:1 T-Thus (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk that S-Sowomon m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the WOWD w-was +finyished: and S-Sowomon b-bwought in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that David his o(>ω<)o f-fathew +h-had d-dedicated; and t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the instwuments, +put he among t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of God. + +5-5:2 T-Then S-Sowomon assembwed t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heads of +t-the t-twibes, t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, u-unto +J-Jewusawem, to bwing up t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD out of t-the +city of D-David, which is Z-Zion. + +5:3 Whewefowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew assembwed themsewves u-unto t-the king +in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast which w-was in t-the seventh m-month. + +5:4 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew c-came; and t-the Wevites took up t-the +awk. + +5:5 And they b-bwought up t-the awk, and t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the +congwegation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-howy vessews that wewe in t-the tabewnyacwe, +these did t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites bwing (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +5:6 Awso king S-Sowomon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew that wewe +assembwed u-unto him befowe t-the awk, sacwificed sheep and oxen, which +couwd nyot be towd (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyumbewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +5:7 And t-the pwiests b-bwought in t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD +u-unto his pwace, to t-the owacwe of t-the h-house, into t-the most h-howy pwace, +even undew t-the w-wings of t-the chewubims: 5:8 Fow t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims spwead +fowth theiw w-wings o-ovew t-the pwace of t-the awk, and t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims covewed +t-the awk and t-the staves theweof above. + +5:9 And they dwew out t-the staves of t-the awk, that t-the ends of t-the +staves wewe s-seen fwom t-the awk befowe t-the o-owacwe; but they wewe nyot +s-seen without. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe it is u-unto this d-day. + +5:10 Thewe w-was nyothing in t-the awk s-save t-the two tabwes which Moses put +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein a-at Howeb, when t-the WOWD m-made a c-covenyant with t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, when they came out of Egypt. + +5:11 And it came to pass, when t-the pwiests wewe come out of t-the h-howy +p-pwace: (fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwiests that wewe pwesent wewe s-sanctified, and did +nyot t-then wait by couwse: 5:12 Awso t-the Wevites which wewe t-the singews, +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them of Asaph, of Heman, of Jeduthun, with theiw sons and theiw +bwethwen, being awwayed in white winyen, h-having cymbaws and psawtewies +and h-hawps, s-stood a-at t-the east end of t-the awtaw, and with t-them an +hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty pwiests sounding with twumpets:) 5-5:13 I-It came even +to pass, as t-the twumpetews and s-singews wewe as o-onye, to make onye s-sound +to be heawd in pwaising and thanking t-the WOWD; and when they w-wifted up +theiw voice with t-the t-twumpets and cymbaws and instwuments of m-musick, +and pwaised t-the WOWD, s-saying, Fow he is good; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: that t-then t-the house w-was fiwwed with a c-cwoud, even t-the house +of t-the WOWD; 5:14 S-So that t-the pwiests couwd nyot stand to m-minyistew by +w-weason of t-the cwoud: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD h-had fiwwed t-the house of +God. + +6-6:1 T-Then said S-Sowomon, The WOWD hath said that he w-wouwd dweww in t-the +thick dawknyess. + +6:2 But I have b-buiwt an house of h-habitation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thy dwewwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +6:3 And t-the king (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his face, and bwessed t-the w-whowe c-congwegation +of Iswaew: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew stood. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And he said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, who hath with his +h-hands fuwfiwwed that which he spake with his mouth to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew D-David, +s-saying, 6:5 Since t-the day that I b-bwought fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe out of t-the +wand of Egypt I chose nyo city among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to buiwd +an house in, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame m-might be thewe; nyeithew chose I any man to +be a wuwew o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew: 6:6 But I have chosen J-Jewusawem, +that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame m-might be thewe; and have chosen David to be o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe Iswaew. + +6:7 Nyow it w-was in t-the heawt of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew to buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the nyame of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +6:8 But t-the WOWD said to David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, Fowasmuch as it w-was in thinye +heawt to buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, t-thou didst w-weww in that it w-was in +thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: 6:9 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-thou shawt nyot buiwd t-the h-house; but +thy son which shaww come fowth out of thy w-woins, he shaww buiwd t-the +house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. + +6:10 The WOWD thewefowe hath ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed his wowd that he hath spoken: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am wisen up in t-the woom of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and am s-set on t-the +t-thwonye of I-Iswaew, as t-the WOWD pwomised, and have b-buiwt t-the house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the nyame of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +6:11 And in it have I put t-the awk, whewein is t-the c-covenyant of t-the +WOWD, that he m-made with t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +6:12 And he s-stood befowe t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, and spwead fowth his hands: 6:13 Fow +S-Sowomon h-had m-made a bwasen (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-scaffowd of five cubits w-wong, and five +cubits bwoad, and thwee cubits high, and h-had s-set it in t-the m-midst of +t-the couwt: and upon it he stood, and k-knyeewed down upon his k-knyees +befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, and spwead fowth his h-hands +towawd heaven. + +6:14 And said, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God w-wike thee in t-the +heaven, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in t-the eawth; which k-keepest c-covenyant, and shewest (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +u-unto thy sewvants, that wawk befowe thee with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawts: 6:15 +T-Thou which hast kept with thy sewvant David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew that which t-thou +hast pwomised h-him; and s-spakest with thy mouth, and hast fuwfiwwed it +with thinye hand, as it is this d-day. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Nyow thewefowe, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, keep with thy sewvant David +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew that which t-thou hast pwomised him, s-saying, Thewe shaww nyot +faiw thee a man in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight to sit upon t-the t-thwonye of I-Iswaew; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet so +that thy chiwdwen o(>ω<)o t-take heed to theiw w-way to wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, as t-thou +hast wawked befowe me. + +6-6:17 Nyow then, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, wet thy wowd be vewified, which +t-thou hast spoken u-unto thy sewvant David. + +6:18 But wiww God in vewy deed dweww with men on t-the eawth? b-behowd, +heaven and t-the heaven of h-heavens c-cannyot uWu *moans* c-contain thee; how m-much w-wess +this house which I have buiwt! (＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 H-Have wespect thewefowe to t-the +pwayew of thy s-sewvant, and to his suppwication, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, to +heawken u-unto t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy and t-the pwayew which thy sewvant p-pwayeth befowe +t-thee: 6:20 That thinye eyes may be open upon this house day and nyight, +upon t-the pwace wheweof t-thou hast said that t-thou wouwdest put thy nyame +thewe; to heawken u-unto t-the pwayew which thy sewvant p-pwayeth towawd +this pwace. + +6:21 Heawken thewefowe u-unto t-the suppwications of thy s-sewvant, and of +thy peopwe I-Iswaew, which they shaww make towawd this p-pwace: h-heaw t-thou +fwom thy dwewwing pwace, even fwom heaven; and when t-thou heawest, +f-fowgive. + +6:22 If a man sin against his nyeighbouw, and an o-oath be w-waid upon him +to make him sweaw, and t-the o-oath come befowe thinye awtaw in this h-house; +6:23 T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom heaven, and do, and j-judge thy sewvants, by +wequiting t-the w-wicked, by wecompensing his w-way upon his own h-head; and +by justifying t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, by giving him a-accowding to his +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +6:24 And if thy peopwe Iswaew be put to t-the wowse befowe t-the enyemy, +because they have sinnyed against thee; and shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and confess +thy nyame, and p-pway and make suppwication befowe thee in this h-house; +6:25 T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and fowgive t-the sin of thy +peopwe I-Iswaew, and bwing t-them again u-unto t-the wand which t-thou gavest to +t-them and to theiw fathews. + +6:26 When t-the heaven is s-shut up, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wain, because they +have sinnyed against thee; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet if they p-pway towawd this pwace, and +confess thy nyame, and tuwn fwom theiw sin, when t-thou d-dost affwict +t-them; 6:27 T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom heaven, and fowgive t-the sin of thy +sewvants, and of thy peopwe I-Iswaew, when t-thou hast taught t-them t-the +g-good way, whewein they shouwd wawk; and send wain upon thy wand, which +t-thou hast given u-unto thy peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance. + +6:28 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be deawth in t-the wand, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be pestiwence, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +be bwasting, ow ＼(≧▽≦)／ m-miwdew, wocusts, ow catewpiwwews; if theiw enyemies +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege t-them in t-the c-cities of theiw wand; whatsoevew sowe ow +whatsoevew sicknyess (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be: 6:29 T-Then what pwayew ow what +suppwication soevew shaww be m-made of any ^.^ m-man, ow of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy peopwe +I-Iswaew, when {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww knyow his own sowe and his own gwief, and +shaww spwead fowth his h-hands in this house: 6:30 T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom +heaven thy dwewwing pwace, and fowgive, and w-wendew u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, whose heawt t-thou k-knyowest; (fow t-thou onwy +k-knyowest t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the chiwdwen of men:) 6:31 That they may f-feaw +thee, to wawk in thy ways, so wong as they wive in t-the wand which t-thou +gavest u-unto ouw fathews. + +6:32 Moweovew c-concewnying t-the s-stwangew, which is nyot of thy peopwe +I-Iswaew, but is come fwom a faw c-countwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy gweat nyame's sake, and +thy mighty hand, and thy stwetched out awm; if they come and p-pway in +this h-house; 6:33 T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, even fwom thy +dwewwing pwace, and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the stwangew cawweth to +thee fow; that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe of t-the eawth may knyow thy nyame, and f-feaw +thee, as doth thy peopwe I-Iswaew, and may knyow that this house which I +have b-buiwt is cawwed by thy nyame. + +6-6:34 If thy peopwe go out to waw against theiw enyemies by t-the w-way that +t-thou shawt send t-them, and they p-pway u-unto thee towawd this city which +t-thou hast chosen, and t-the house which I have b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame; 6-6:35 +T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom t-the h-heavens theiw pwayew and theiw suppwication, +and maintain theiw cause. + +6:36 If they sin against thee, (fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man which ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth +nyot,) and t-thou be angwy with t-them, and d-dewivew t-them o-ovew befowe theiw +>_> e-enyemies, and they cawwy t-them away captives u-unto a wand faw off ow +n-nyeaw; 6:37 Y-Yet if they bethink themsewves in t-the wand whithew they awe +cawwied captive, and tuwn and p-pway u-unto thee in t-the wand of theiw +c-captivity, s-saying, We have sinnyed, we have donye amiss, and have d-deawt +w-wickedwy; 6-6:38 If they (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to thee with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt and with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw souw in t-the wand of theiw c-captivity, whithew they have +cawwied t-them captives, and p-pway towawd theiw wand, which t-thou gavest +u-unto theiw fathews, and towawd t-the city which t-thou hast chosen, and +towawd t-the house which I have b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame: 6:39 T-Then h-heaw t-thou +fwom t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, even fwom thy dwewwing pwace, theiw pwayew and theiw +suppwications, and maintain theiw cause, and fowgive thy peopwe which +have sinnyed against thee. + +6:40 Nyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, wet, I b-beseech thee, thinye eyes be open, and wet +thinye eaws be a-attent u-unto t-the pwayew that is m-made in this pwace. + +6:41 Nyow thewefowe a-awise, O-O WOWD G-God, into thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-westing pwace, thou, +and t-the awk of thy stwength: wet thy p-pwiests, O-O WOWD G-God, be cwothed +with sawvation, and wet thy saints wejoice in g-goodnyess. + +6-6:42 O-O WOWD G-God, tuwn nyot away t-the f-face of thinye anyointed: (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew +t-the mewcies of David thy sewvant. + +7:1 Nyow when S-Sowomon h-had m-made an end of pwaying, t-the fiwe came down +fwom heaven, and consumed t-the buwnt offewing and t-the sacwifices; and +t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD fiwwed t-the house. + +7:2 And t-the pwiests couwd nyot entew into t-the house of t-the WOWD, +because t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD h-had fiwwed t-the WOWD's house. + +7-7:3 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew saw how t-the fiwe came down, +and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD upon t-the h-house, they b-bowed themsewves with +theiw faces to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound upon t-the p-pavement, and wowshipped, and +pwaised t-the WOWD, s-saying, Fow he is good; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +7:4 T-Then t-the king and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe offewed s-sacwifices befowe t-the +WOWD. + +7:5 And king S-Sowomon offewed a sacwifice of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two t-thousand +oxen, and an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand sheep: so t-the king and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe dedicated t-the house of God. + +7:6 And t-the pwiests waited on theiw offices: t-the Wevites awso with +instwuments of musick of t-the WOWD, which David t-the king h-had m-made to +pwaise t-the WOWD, because his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, when David +pwaised by theiw minyistwy; and t-the pwiests sounded t-twumpets befowe +t-them, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew stood. + +7-7:7 Moweovew S-Sowomon hawwowed t-the middwe of t-the couwt that w-was befowe +t-the house of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he offewed buwnt offewings, and t-the +fat of t-the peace offewings, because t-the bwasen awtaw which S-Sowomon h-had +m-made w-was nyot abwe to weceive t-the buwnt offewings, and t-the meat +offewings, and t-the f-fat. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Awso a-at t-the same time S-Sowomon kept t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast seven days, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Iswaew with him, a vewy gweat congwegation, fwom t-the entewing in of +Hamath u-unto t-the wivew of Egypt. + +7:9 And in t-the eighth day they m-made a sowemn a-assembwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they kept +t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the awtaw seven days, and t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast seven days. + +7:10 And on t-the thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the seventh month he sent +t-the peopwe away into theiw tents, gwad and mewwy in heawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +goodnyess that t-the WOWD h-had shewed u-unto D-David, and to S-Sowomon, and to +Iswaew his peopwe. + +7:11 T-Thus S-Sowomon finyished t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the king's +house: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that came into S-Sowomon's heawt to make in t-the house of +t-the WOWD, and in his own h-house, he pwospewouswy effected. + +7:12 And t-the WOWD appeawed to S-Sowomon by nyight, and said u-unto him, I +have heawd thy pwayew, and have chosen this pwace to mysewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +house of sacwifice. + +7:13 If I s-shut up heaven that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo wain, ow if I command t-the +wocusts to devouw t-the wand, ow if I send pestiwence among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; +7:14 If o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, which awe cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, shaww humbwe +themsewves, and (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, and seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, and tuwn fwom theiw wicked +w-ways; t-then wiww I h-heaw fwom heaven, and wiww fowgive theiw sin, and +wiww heaw theiw wand. + +7:15 Nyow minye eyes shaww be open, and minye eaws a-attent u-unto t-the pwayew +that is m-made in this pwace. + +7:16 Fow nyow have I chosen and sanctified this h-house, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame may +be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and minye eyes and minye heawt shaww be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +pewpetuawwy. + +7:17 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, if t-thou wiwt wawk befowe me, as David thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew +wawked, and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have commanded thee, and shawt +o-obsewve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments; 7:18 T-Then wiww I s-stabwish t-the +t-thwonye of thy k-kingdom, a-accowding as I have covenyanted with David thy +fathew, s-saying, Thewe shaww nyot faiw thee a man to be wuwew in Iswaew. + +xDD 7-7:19 But if ye tuwn away, and fowsake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, +which I have s-set befowe y-you, and shaww go and sewve othew gods, and +w-wowship t-them; 7:20 T-Then wiww I pwuck t-them up by t-the woots out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wand which I have given t-them; and this h-house, which I have sanctified +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, wiww I cast out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, and wiww make it to be a +pwovewb and a bywowd among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations. + +7:21 And this h-house, which is high, shaww be an (✧ω✧) a-astonyishment to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye that passeth by it; so that he shaww say, Why hath t-the WOWD donye +thus u-unto this wand, and u-unto this house? 7:22 And it shaww be +answewed, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they fowsook t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, which +b-bwought t-them fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt, and w-waid h-howd on othew +gods, and w-wowshipped t-them, and sewved (=`ω´=) t-them: thewefowe hath he b-bwought +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this eviw upon them. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws, whewein S-Sowomon +h-had b-buiwt t-the house of t-the WOWD, and his own h-house, 8-8:2 That t-the +c-cities which H-Huwam h-had westowed to S-Sowomon, S-Sowomon b-buiwt t-them, and +caused t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew to dweww thewe. + +8:3 And S-Sowomon went to Hamathzobah, and p-pwevaiwed against it. + +8:4 And he b-buiwt Tadmow in t-the wiwdewnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stowe cities, +which he b-buiwt in H-Hamath. + +8-8:5 Awso he b-buiwt Bethhowon t-the uppew, and Bethhowon t-the nyethew, +f-fenced cities, with (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, gates, and baws; 8:6 And Baawath, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the stowe c-cities that S-Sowomon had, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chawiot cities, and t-the +c-cities of t-the howsemen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that S-Sowomon desiwed to buiwd in +J-Jewusawem, and in Webanyon, and (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of his +dominyion. + +8:7 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe weft of t-the Hittites, and t-the +A-Amowites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the Hivites, and t-the J-Jebusites, +which wewe nyot of I-Iswaew, 8:8 But of theiw c-chiwdwen, who wewe weft +aftew t-them in t-the wand, whom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew consumed nyot, t-them +did S-Sowomon make to pay (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute untiw this d-day. + +8:9 But of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did S-Sowomon make nyo (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +wowk; but they wewe men of waw, and chief of his captains, and +captains of his chawiots and howsemen. + +8-8:10 And these wewe t-the chief of king S-Sowomon's officews, even two +hundwed and fifty, that bawe w-wuwe o-ovew t-the peopwe. + +8-8:11 And S-Sowomon b-bwought up t-the daughtew of Phawaoh out of t-the city of +David u-unto t-the house that he h-had b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, My wife +shaww nyot dweww in t-the house of David king of I-Iswaew, because t-the +pwaces awe howy, wheweunto t-the awk of t-the WOWD hath come. + +8:12 T-Then S-Sowomon offewed buwnt offewings u-unto t-the WOWD on t-the awtaw +of t-the WOWD, which he h-had b-buiwt befowe t-the powch, 8-8:13 Even aftew a +c-cewtain wate {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day, offewing a-accowding to t-the commandment of +Moses, on t-the sabbaths, and on t-the nyew moons, and on t-the sowemn +feasts, thwee times in t-the y-yeaw, even in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed +bwead, and in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of w-weeks, and in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes. + +8:14 And he appointed, a-accowding to t-the owdew of David his fathew, t-the +couwses of t-the pwiests to theiw sewvice, and t-the Wevites to theiw +chawges, to pwaise and m-minyistew befowe t-the p-pwiests, as t-the duty of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day wequiwed: t-the p-powtews awso by theiw couwses a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (´ ω `♡) g-gate: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so h-had David t-the man of God c-commanded. + +8:15 And they depawted nyot fwom t-the commandment of t-the king u-unto t-the +pwiests and Wevites c-concewnying any mattew, ow c-concewnying t-the +tweasuwes. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of S-Sowomon w-was pwepawed u-unto t-the day of t-the +f-foundation of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and untiw it w-was finyished. S-So t-the +house of t-the WOWD w-was pewfected. + +8:17 T-Then went S-Sowomon to Eziongebew, and to Ewoth, a-at t-the sea side in +t-the wand of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +8-8:18 And H-Huwam sent him by t-the h-hands of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants s-ships, and +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that h-had k-knyowwedge of t-the sea; and they went with t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of S-Sowomon to Ophiw, and took (o´∀`o) t-thence fouw hundwed and fifty +tawents of gowd, and b-bwought t-them to king Sowomon. + +9:1 And when t-the queen of Sheba heawd of t-the f-fame of S-Sowomon, she came +to pwove S-Sowomon with hawd q-questions a-at J-Jewusawem, with a vewy gweat +company, and c-camews that bawe spices, and gowd in abundance, and +(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes: and when she w-was come to S-Sowomon, she communyed with +him of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in hew heawt. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And S-Sowomon towd hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew questions: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyothing hid +fwom S-Sowomon which he towd hew n-nyot. + +9:3 And when t-the queen of Sheba h-had s-seen t-the wisdom of S-Sowomon, and +t-the house that he h-had buiwt, 9:4 And t-the meat of his tabwe, and t-the +sitting of his sewvants, and t-the attendance of his minyistews, and +theiw appawew; his cupbeawews awso, and theiw appawew; and his (♡°▽°♡) a-ascent +by which he went up into t-the house of t-the WOWD; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo mowe +spiwit in hew. + +9:5 And she said to t-the king, I-It w-was a twue wepowt which I heawd in +minye own wand of thinye acts, and of thy w-wisdom: 9:6 Howbeit I bewieved +nyot theiw wowds, untiw I came, and minye eyes h-had s-seen i-it: and, b-behowd, +t-the onye hawf of t-the gweatnyess of thy wisdom w-was nyot towd me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +e-exceedest t-the f-fame that I h-heawd. + +9:7 Happy awe thy men, and happy awe these thy sewvants, which stand +continyuawwy befowe thee, and h-heaw thy w-wisdom. + +9:8 Bwessed be t-the WOWD thy G-God, which dewighted in thee to s-set thee +on his t-thwonye, to be king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy G-God: because thy God woved +I-Iswaew, to estabwish t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, thewefowe m-made he thee king o-ovew +t-them, to (^-^*)/ d-do j-judgment and justice. + +9:9 And she gave t-the king an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty tawents of gowd, and +of spices gweat abundance, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes: nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any +such spice as t-the queen of Sheba gave king Sowomon. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awso of Huwam, and t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of S-Sowomon, +which b-bwought gowd fwom Ophiw, b-bwought a-awgum twees and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious +stonyes. + +9-9:11 And t-the king m-made of t-the a-awgum twees tewwaces to t-the house of t-the +WOWD, and to t-the king's pawace, and hawps and psawtewies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow singews: +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyonye such s-seen befowe in t-the wand of J-Judah. + +9:12 And king S-Sowomon gave to t-the queen of Sheba (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew desiwe, +whatsoevew she ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, beside that which she h-had b-bwought u-unto t-the king. +S-So she tuwnyed, and went away to hew own wand, she and hew sewvants. + +9:13 Nyow t-the w-weight of gowd that came to S-Sowomon in onye yeaw w-was six +hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and six tawents of gowd; 9-9:14 Beside that which +chapmen and mewchants bwought. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Awabia and +govewnyows of t-the c-countwy b-bwought gowd and s-siwvew to Sowomon. + +9:15 And king S-Sowomon m-made two hundwed t-tawgets of beaten gowd: six +hundwed shekews of beaten gowd went to onye t-tawget. + +9:16 And thwee hundwed shiewds m-made he of beaten gowd: thwee hundwed +shekews of gowd went to onye shiewd. And t-the king put t-them in t-the house +of t-the fowest of W-Webanyon. + +9:17 Moweovew t-the king m-made a gweat t-thwonye of (-_-) i-ivowy, and ovewwaid it +with puwe gowd. + +9:18 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe six steps to t-the t-thwonye, with a (＃￣ω￣) f-footstoow of gowd, +which wewe (o-_-o) f-fastenyed to t-the t-thwonye, and stays on each side of t-the +sitting pwace, and two w-wions standing by t-the stays: 9:19 And twewve +w-wions s-stood (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe on t-the onye side and on t-the othew upon t-the six steps. +Thewe w-was nyot t-the w-wike m-made in any (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +9:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dwinking vessews of king S-Sowomon wewe of gowd, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the house of t-the fowest of Webanyon wewe of puwe +gowd: nyonye wewe of s-siwvew; it w-was nyot any t-thing a-accounted of in t-the +days of Sowomon. + +9:21 Fow t-the king's s-ships went to Tawshish with t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Huwam: +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thwee yeaws o-once came t-the s-ships of Tawshish bwinging gowd, and +s-siwvew, (-_-) i-ivowy, and a-apes, and peacocks. + +9:22 And king S-Sowomon passed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the eawth in w-wiches and +w-wisdom. + +9:23 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the eawth sought t-the pwesence of S-Sowomon, to +h-heaw his wisdom, that God h-had put in his heawt. + +9:24 And they b-bwought {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his pwesent, vessews of s-siwvew, and +vessews of gowd, and waiment, hawnyess, and spices, howses, and muwes, +a wate yeaw by y-yeaw. + +9:25 And S-Sowomon h-had fouw t-thousand stawws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow howses and c-chawiots, and +twewve t-thousand h-howsemen; whom he b-bestowed in t-the chawiot cities, and +with t-the king a-at Jewusawem. + +9:26 And he weignyed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings fwom t-the wivew even u-unto t-the +wand of t-the Phiwistinyes, and to t-the bowdew of Egypt. + +9:27 And t-the king m-made s-siwvew in Jewusawem as stonyes, and cedaw twees +m-made he as t-the sycomowe twees that awe in t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow pwains in abundance. + +9-9:28 And they b-bwought u-unto S-Sowomon howses out of Egypt, and out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +wands. + +9:29 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of S-Sowomon, fiwst and wast, awe they nyot +wwitten in t-the book of N-Nyathan t-the pwophet, and in t-the pwophecy of +Ahijah t-the ^-^ *twerks* S-Shiwonyite, and in t-the visions of Iddo t-the seew against +Jewoboam t-the son of Nyebat? 9:30 And S-Sowomon weignyed in Jewusawem o-ovew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew f-fowty yeaws. + +9:31 And S-Sowomon swept with his fathews, and he w-was buwied in t-the city +of David his fathew: and Wehoboam his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +10:1 And Wehoboam went to Shechem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to Shechem wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew come +to make him king. + +1-10:2 And it came to pass, when Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who w-was in +Egypt, whithew he fwed fwom t-the pwesence of S-Sowomon t-the king, heawd +it, that Jewoboam wetuwnyed out of Egypt. + +10:3 And they sent and cawwed h-him. S-So Jewoboam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew came and +spake to Wehoboam, s-saying, 10:4 Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made ouw ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke gwievous: nyow +thewefowe ease t-thou somewhat t-the gwievous s-sewvitude of thy fathew, and +his h-heavy ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke that he put upon u-us, and we wiww sewve thee. + +1-10:5 And he said u-unto t-them, Come again u-unto m-me aftew thwee days. And +t-the peopwe depawted. + +10:6 And king Wehoboam took counsew with t-the o-owd men that h-had s-stood +befowe S-Sowomon his o(>ω<)o f-fathew whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wived, s-saying, What counsew +g-give ye m-me to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn answew to this peopwe? 10:7 And they spake u-unto +him, s-saying, If t-thou be kind to this p-peopwe, and pwease t-them, and +speak g-good w-wowds to t-them, they wiww be thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +10:8 But he fowsook t-the counsew which t-the o-owd men gave him, and took +counsew with t-the young men that wewe b-bwought up with him, that s-stood +befowe h-him. + +10:9 And he said u-unto t-them, What advice g-give ye that we may (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +answew to this p-peopwe, which have spoken to me, s-saying, Ease somewhat +t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke that thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew did put upon us? 10:10 And t-the young men +that wewe b-bwought up with him spake u-unto him, s-saying, T-Thus shawt t-thou +answew t-the peopwe that spake u-unto thee, s-saying, Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made ouw +＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke h-heavy, but make t-thou it somewhat wightew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us; thus shawt t-thou +say u-unto t-them, My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe f-fingew shaww be t-thickew than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's +woins. + +1-10:11 Fow w-wheweas o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew put a h-heavy ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke upon y-you, I wiww put mowe +to youw y-yoke: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew chastised you with (*´▽`*) w-whips, but I wiww chastise +you with scowpions. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 S-So Jewoboam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came to Wehoboam on t-the thiwd +day, as t-the king b-bade, s-saying, Come again to m-me on t-the thiwd d-day. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And t-the king answewed t-them woughwy; and king Wehoboam fowsook +t-the counsew of t-the o-owd men, (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And answewed t-them aftew t-the advice +of t-the young men, s-saying, My o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made youw ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke h-heavy, but I wiww +a-add theweto: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew chastised you with (*´▽`*) w-whips, but I wiww chastise +you with scowpions. + +10:15 S-So t-the king heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cause w-was of +G-God, that t-the WOWD m-might pewfowm his wowd, which he spake by t-the hand +of Ahijah t-the Shiwonyite to Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat. + +1-10:16 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew saw that t-the king w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto +t-them, t-the peopwe answewed t-the king, s-saying, What powtion have we in +David? and we have nyonye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-the son of Jesse: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to +youw tents, O-O Iswaew: and n-nyow, D-David, s-see to thinye own house. S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Iswaew went to theiw tents. + +1-10:17 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew that d-dwewt in t-the c-cities of +Judah, Wehoboam weignyed o-ovew them. + +10:18 T-Then king Wehoboam sent Hadowam that w-was o-ovew t-the twibute; and +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew stonyed him with stonyes, that he died. But king +Wehoboam m-made speed to get him up to his c-chawiot, to fwee to +Jewusawem. + +10:19 And Iswaew webewwed against t-the house of David u-unto this d-day. + +11:1 And when Wehoboam w-was come to J-Jewusawem, he gathewed of t-the house +of Judah and Benjamin an hundwed and fouwscowe t-thousand chosen men, +which wewe wawwiows, to fight against I-Iswaew, that he m-might bwing t-the +kingdom again to Wehoboam. + +11:2 But t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Shemaiah t-the man of G-God, s-saying, +11:3 Speak u-unto Wehoboam t-the son of S-Sowomon, king of Judah, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Iswaew in Judah and Benjamin, s-saying, 11:4 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Ye +shaww nyot go up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fight against youw b-bwethwen: (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to +his house: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this t-thing is donye of me. And they obeyed t-the w-wowds of +t-the WOWD, and wetuwnyed fwom g-going against (T_T) J-Jewoboam. + +11:5 And Wehoboam d-dwewt in J-Jewusawem, and b-buiwt c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow defence in +J-Judah. + +11:6 He b-buiwt even Bethwehem, and Etam, and Tekoa, 11:7 And B-Bethzuw, +and Shoco, and A-Aduwwam, 11:8 And Gath, and M-Maweshah, and Z-Ziph, 11:9 +And Adowaim, and Wachish, and Azekah, 11:10 And Z-Zowah, and Aijawon, +and Hebwon, which awe in Judah and in Benjamin f-fenced cities. + +11:11 And he f-fowtified t-the stwong howds, and put captains in t-them, and +stowe of victuaw, and of oiw and winye. + +11:12 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sevewaw city he put shiewds and speaws, and m-made +t-them exceeding stwong, h-having Judah and Benjamin on his side. + +11:13 And t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites that wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew wesowted +to him out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw coasts. + +11:14 Fow t-the Wevites weft theiw s-subuwbs and theiw possession, and +came to Judah and Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jewoboam and his sons h-had cast t-them +off fwom executing t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office u-unto t-the WOWD: 11:15 And he +o-owdainyed him pwiests (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the high pwaces, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the cawves which he h-had made. + +11:16 And aftew t-them out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew such as s-set theiw +(x_x)V h-heawts to seek t-the WOWD God of Iswaew came to J-Jewusawem, to sacwifice +u-unto t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews. + +11:17 S-So they stwengthenyed t-the kingdom of Judah, and m-made Wehoboam t-the +son of S-Sowomon stwong, thwee yeaws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thwee yeaws they wawked in t-the +w-way of David and Sowomon. + +11:18 And Wehoboam took him Mahawath t-the daughtew of Jewimoth t-the son +of David to wife, and Abihaiw t-the daughtew of Ewiab t-the son of J-Jesse; +11:19 W-Which bawe him chiwdwen; Jeush, and Shamawiah, and Zaham. + +11:20 And aftew hew he took Maachah t-the daughtew of (O.O) A-Absawom; which +bawe him A-Abijah, and Attai, and Ziza, and Shewomith. + +11:21 And Wehoboam woved Maachah t-the daughtew of Absawom a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +wives and his concubinyes: (fow he took eighteen wives, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe +concubinyes; and begat ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight ^-^ s-sons, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe +daughtews.) 11:22 And Wehoboam m-made Abijah t-the son of Maachah t-the +chief, to be wuwew among his b-bwethwen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he thought to make him +king. + +1-11:23 And he d-deawt w-wisewy, and d-dispewsed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his chiwdwen +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the countwies of Judah and Benjamin, u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fenced +city: and he gave t-them victuaw in abundance. And he desiwed many +(^-^*)/ w-wives. + +12:1 And it came to pass, when Wehoboam h-had estabwished t-the k-kingdom, +and h-had stwengthenyed himsewf, he fowsook t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Iswaew with h-him. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And it came to pass, that in t-the fifth yeaw of king Wehoboam +Shishak king of Egypt came up against J-Jewusawem, because they h-had +twansgwessed against t-the WOWD, 12:3 With twewve hundwed c-chawiots, and +(o_O)! t-thweescowe t-thousand howsemen: and t-the peopwe wewe without (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew that +came with him out of Egypt; t-the Wubims, t-the Sukkiims, and t-the +Ethiopians. + +12:4 And he took t-the f-fenced c-cities which p-pewtainyed to Judah, and came +to Jewusawem. + +1-12:5 T-Then came Shemaiah t-the pwophet to Wehoboam, and to t-the pwinces of +Judah, that wewe gathewed togethew to Jewusawem because of Shishak, +and said u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Ye have fowsaken me, and +thewefowe have I awso weft you in t-the hand of Shishak. + +12:6 Wheweupon t-the pwinces of Iswaew and t-the king humbwed themsewves; +and they said, The WOWD is wighteous. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And when t-the WOWD saw that they humbwed themsewves, t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD came to Shemaiah, s-saying, They have humbwed themsewves; +thewefowe I wiww nyot d-destwoy t-them, but I wiww gwant t-them s-some +dewivewance; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath shaww nyot be pouwed out upon Jewusawem by +t-the hand of Shishak. + +12:8 Nyevewthewess they shaww be his sewvants; that they may knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sewvice, and t-the sewvice of t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the c-countwies. + +12:9 S-So Shishak king of Egypt came up against J-Jewusawem, and took away +t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the tweasuwes of t-the +king's h-house; he took aww: he cawwied away awso t-the shiewds of gowd +which S-Sowomon h-had made. + +12:10 Instead of which king Wehoboam m-made shiewds of b-bwass, and +committed t-them to t-the h-hands of t-the chief of t-the guawd, that kept t-the +entwance of t-the king's house. + +1-12:11 And when t-the king entewed into t-the house of t-the WOWD, t-the g-guawd +came and fetched t-them, and b-bwought t-them again into t-the g-guawd chambew. + +12:12 And when he humbwed himsewf, t-the wwath of t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom +him, that he w-wouwd nyot d-destwoy him a-awtogethew: and awso in Judah +things went weww. + +12:13 S-So king Wehoboam stwengthenyed himsewf in J-Jewusawem, and weignyed: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Wehoboam w-was onye and f-fowty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and +he weignyed seventeen yeaws in J-Jewusawem, t-the city which t-the WOWD h-had +chosen out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, to put his nyame thewe. And his +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was (=^‥^=) N-Nyaamah an Ammonyitess. + +12:14 And he did eviw, because he pwepawed nyot his heawt to seek t-the +WOWD. + +1-12:15 Nyow t-the acts of Wehoboam, fiwst and wast, awe they nyot wwitten +in t-the book of Shemaiah t-the pwophet, and of Iddo t-the seew c-concewnying +genyeawogies? And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe waws b-between Wehoboam and Jewoboam +continyuawwy. + +12:16 And Wehoboam swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied in t-the city +of David: and Abijah his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +13:1 Nyow in t-the eighteenth yeaw of king Jewoboam began Abijah to weign +o-ovew J-Judah. + +13:2 He weignyed thwee yeaws in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was +Michaiah t-the daughtew of Uwiew of Gibeah. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between +Abijah and (T_T) J-Jewoboam. + +13:3 And Abijah s-set t-the battwe in a-awway with an awmy of v-vawiant men of +waw, even fouw hundwed t-thousand chosen m-men: Jewoboam awso s-set t-the +battwe in a-awway against him with eight hundwed t-thousand chosen men, +being mighty men of vawouw. + +13:4 And Abijah s-stood up upon mount Zemawaim, which is in mount +Ephwaim, and said, Heaw me, t-thou Jewoboam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew; 13:5 O-Ought +ye nyot to knyow that t-the WOWD God of Iswaew gave t-the kingdom o-ovew +Iswaew to David (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, even to him and to his sons by a c-covenyant of +s-sawt? 13:6 Y-Yet Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, t-the sewvant of S-Sowomon t-the +son of D-David, is wisen up, and hath webewwed against his w-wowd. + +13:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe gathewed u-unto him vain men, t-the chiwdwen of Bewiaw, +and have stwengthenyed themsewves against Wehoboam t-the son of S-Sowomon, +when Wehoboam w-was young and tendewheawted, and couwd nyot w-withstand +them. + +13:8 And nyow ye think to w-withstand t-the kingdom of t-the WOWD in t-the hand +of t-the sons of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and ye be a gweat muwtitude, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe with +youw gowden cawves, which Jewoboam m-made you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gods. + +13:9 H-Have ye nyot cast out t-the pwiests of t-the WOWD, t-the sons of Aawon, +and t-the W-Wevites, and have m-made you pwiests aftew t-the m-mannyew of t-the +nyations of othew wands? so that w-whosoevew cometh to consecwate himsewf +with a young buwwock and seven wams, t-the same may be a pwiest of t-them +that awe nyo gods. + +1-13:10 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, t-the WOWD is ouw G-God, and we have nyot fowsaken +h-him; and t-the p-pwiests, which m-minyistew u-unto t-the WOWD, awe t-the sons of +Aawon, and t-the Wevites wait upon theiw businyess: 1-13:11 And they buwn +u-unto t-the WOWD {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy evenying buwnt s-sacwifices and +sweet i-incense: t-the shewbwead awso s-set they in owdew upon t-the puwe +tabwe; and t-the c-candwestick of gowd with t-the wamps t-theweof, to buwn +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy evenying: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we keep t-the chawge of t-the WOWD ouw God; but ye have +fowsaken h-him. + +13:12 And, b-behowd, God himsewf is with us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw c-captain, and his +pwiests with sounding t-twumpets to (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy a-awawm against you. O-O chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, fight ye nyot against t-the WOWD God of youw fathews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye +shaww nyot pwospew. + +13:13 But Jewoboam caused an ambushment to come about behind (=`ω´=) t-them: so +they wewe befowe Judah, and t-the ambushment w-was behind them. + +13:14 And when Judah wooked b-back, b-behowd, t-the battwe w-was befowe and +behind: and they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and t-the pwiests sounded with t-the +twumpets. + +13:15 T-Then t-the men of Judah gave a shout: and as t-the men of Judah +shouted, it came to pass, that God smote Jewoboam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew +befowe Abijah and J-Judah. + +1-13:16 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwed befowe Judah: and God dewivewed +t-them into theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +13:17 And Abijah and his peopwe swew t-them with a gweat swaughtew: so +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww down s-swain of Iswaew five hundwed t-thousand chosen m-men. + +13:18 T-Thus t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe b-bwought undew a-at that time, and +t-the chiwdwen of Judah pwevaiwed, because they wewied upon t-the WOWD God +of theiw fathews. + +13:19 And Abijah puwsued aftew Jewoboam, and took c-cities fwom him, +Bethew with t-the towns t-theweof, and J-Jeshanyah with t-the towns t-theweof, +and Ephwaim with t-the towns t-theweof. + +1-13:20 N-Nyeithew did Jewoboam wecovew stwength again in t-the days of +A-Abijah: and t-the WOWD stwuck him, and he died. + +13:21 But Abijah (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed mighty, and mawwied fouwteen wives, and begat +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two ^-^ s-sons, and sixteen daughtews. + +13:22 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of A-Abijah, and his ways, and his +sayings, awe wwitten in t-the stowy of t-the pwophet Iddo. + +14:1 S-So Abijah swept with his fathews, and they buwied him in t-the city +of David: and Asa his son weignyed in his s-stead. In his days t-the wand +w-was quiet t-ten yeaws. + +14:2 And Asa did that which w-was g-good and wight in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD +his G-God: 14:3 Fow he took away t-the a-awtaws of t-the s-stwange gods, and t-the +high pwaces, and bwake down t-the images, and cut down t-the gwoves: 14:4 +And commanded Judah to seek t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, and to (^-^*)/ d-do +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +1-14:5 Awso he took away out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah t-the high pwaces +and t-the images: and t-the kingdom w-was quiet befowe h-him. + +14:6 And he b-buiwt f-fenced c-cities in Judah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand h-had west, and +he h-had nyo waw in those yeaws; because t-the WOWD h-had given him w-west. + +14:7 Thewefowe he said u-unto Judah, Wet us buiwd these cities, and make +about t-them (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and towews, gates, and baws, whiwe t-the wand is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +befowe us; because we have sought t-the WOWD ouw G-God, we have sought +him, and he hath given us w-west on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. S-So they b-buiwt and +pwospewed. + +14:8 And Asa h-had an awmy of men that bawe t-tawgets and speaws, out of +Judah thwee hundwed thousand; and out of Benjamin, that bawe shiewds +and dwew bows, two hundwed and fouwscowe thousand: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wewe +mighty men of vawouw. + +14:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came out against t-them Zewah t-the Ethiopian with an \(★ω★)/ h-host +of a t-thousand thousand, and thwee hundwed chawiots; and came u-unto +Maweshah. + +14:10 T-Then Asa went out against him, and they s-set t-the battwe in a-awway +in t-the vawwey of Zephathah a-at Maweshah. + +14:11 And Asa cwied u-unto t-the WOWD his G-God, and said, WOWD, it is +nyothing with thee to hewp, whethew with many, ow with t-them that have +nyo powew: hewp u-us, O-O WOWD ouw God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we w-west on thee, and in thy +nyame we go against this (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. O-O WOWD, t-thou awt ouw God; wet nyo +man pwevaiw against thee. + +1-14:12 S-So t-the WOWD smote t-the Ethiopians befowe Asa, and befowe Judah; +and t-the Ethiopians fwed. + +14:13 And Asa and t-the peopwe that wewe with him puwsued t-them u-unto +Gewaw: and t-the Ethiopians wewe ovewthwown, that they couwd nyot wecovew +themsewves; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe destwoyed befowe t-the WOWD, and befowe his +host; and they cawwied away vewy m-much s-spoiw. + +14:14 And they smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Gewaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of +t-the WOWD came upon (=`ω´=) t-them: and they spoiwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cities; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was exceeding m-much spoiw in them. + +1-14:15 They smote awso t-the tents of cattwe, and cawwied away sheep and +c-camews in abundance, and wetuwnyed to Jewusawem. + +15:1 And t-the Spiwit of God came upon A-Azawiah t-the son of O-Oded: ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And +he went out to meet Asa, and said u-unto him, Heaw ye me, Asa, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Judah and Benjamin; The WOWD is with y-you, whiwe ye be with h-him; and if +ye seek him, he wiww be f-found of you; but if ye fowsake him, he wiww +fowsake you. + +1-15:3 Nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wong season Iswaew hath b-been without t-the twue G-God, and +without a teaching pwiest, and without waw. + +:3 1-15:4 But when they in theiw twoubwe did tuwn u-unto t-the WOWD God of +I-Iswaew, and sought him, he w-was f-found of them. + +1-15:5 And in those times (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo peace to him that went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +to him that came in, but gweat vexations wewe upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants +of t-the c-countwies. + +15:6 And nyation w-was destwoyed of nyation, and city of city: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God did +v-vex t-them with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww advewsity. + +15:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye stwong thewefowe, and wet nyot youw h-hands be weak: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw +wowk shaww be wewawded. + +15:8 And when Asa heawd these wowds, and t-the pwophecy of Oded t-the +pwophet, he took c-couwage, and put away t-the abominyabwe idows out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wand of Judah and Benjamin, and out of t-the c-cities which he h-had +taken fwom mount Ephwaim, and wenyewed t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD, that w-was +befowe t-the p-powch of t-the WOWD. + +15:9 And he gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Benjamin, and t-the stwangews with +t-them out of Ephwaim and Manyasseh, and out of S-Simeon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they feww to +him out of Iswaew in abundance, when they saw that t-the WOWD his God +w-was with h-him. + +15:10 S-So they gathewed themsewves togethew a-at Jewusawem in t-the thiwd +m-month, in t-the f-fifteenth yeaw of t-the weign of Asa. + +15:11 And they offewed u-unto t-the WOWD t-the same time, of t-the spoiw which +they h-had bwought, seven hundwed oxen and seven t-thousand sheep. + +15:12 And they entewed into a c-covenyant to seek t-the WOWD God of theiw +f-fathews with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-souw; 1-15:13 That +w-whosoevew w-wouwd nyot seek t-the WOWD God of Iswaew shouwd be put to +d-death, whethew smaww ow g-gweat, whethew man ow |･ω･) w-woman. + +15:14 And they swawe u-unto t-the WOWD with a w-woud voice, and with +shouting, and with twumpets, and with c-cownyets. + +15:15 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah w-wejoiced a-at t-the oath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had swown with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw heawt, and sought him with theiw w-whowe desiwe; and he w-was f-found +of (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the WOWD gave t-them w-west (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +15:16 And awso c-concewnying Maachah t-the mothew of Asa t-the king, he +w-wemoved hew fwom being queen, because she h-had m-made an idow in a gwove: +and Asa cut down hew idow, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped it, and buwnt it a-at t-the b-bwook +Kidwon. + +15:17 But t-the high pwaces wewe nyot taken away out of Iswaew: +nyevewthewess t-the heawt of Asa w-was pewfect (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days. + +15:18 And he b-bwought into t-the house of God t-the things that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew +h-had d-dedicated, and that he himsewf h-had d-dedicated, s-siwvew, and gowd, +and vessews. + +1-15:19 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo mowe waw u-unto t-the five and thiwtieth yeaw of +t-the weign of Asa. + +16:1 In t-the six and thiwtieth yeaw of t-the weign of Asa Baasha king of +Iswaew came up against Judah, and b-buiwt (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, to t-the intent that he +m-might wet nyonye go out ow come in to Asa king of J-Judah. + +16:2 T-Then Asa b-bwought out s-siwvew and gowd out of t-the tweasuwes of t-the +house of t-the WOWD and of t-the king's h-house, and sent to Benhadad king +of Sywia, that d-dwewt a-at Damascus, s-saying, 16:3 Thewe is a weague +b-between m-me and thee, as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was b-between o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy fathew: +b-behowd, I have sent thee s-siwvew and gowd; go, bweak thy weague with +Baasha king of I-Iswaew, that he may depawt fwom me. + +16:4 And Benhadad heawkenyed u-unto king Asa, and sent t-the captains of +his awmies against t-the c-cities of I-Iswaew; and they smote Ijon, and Dan, +and Abewmaim, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stowe c-cities of N-Nyaphtawi. + +16:5 And it came to pass, when Baasha heawd it, that he weft off +buiwding of (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and wet his wowk cease. + +1-16:6 T-Then Asa t-the king took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah; and they cawwied away t-the +s-stonyes of (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and t-the timbew t-theweof, whewewith Baasha w-was +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) b-buiwding; and he b-buiwt thewewith Geba and M-Mizpah. + +16:7 And a-at that time Hanyanyi t-the seew came to Asa king of Judah, and +said u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast wewied on t-the king of Sywia, and nyot +wewied on t-the WOWD thy G-God, thewefowe is t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the king of Sywia +escaped out of thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +16:8 W-Wewe nyot t-the Ethiopians and t-the Wubims a huge host, with vewy +many chawiots and h-howsemen? yet, because t-thou didst wewy on t-the WOWD, +he dewivewed t-them into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1-16:9 Fow t-the eyes of t-the WOWD w-wun to and fwo (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the w-whowe +eawth, to s-shew himsewf stwong in t-the behawf of t-them whose heawt is +pewfect towawd h-him. Hewein t-thou hast donye foowishwy: thewefowe fwom +hencefowth t-thou shawt have w-waws. + +1-16:10 T-Then Asa w-was wwoth with t-the seew, and put him in a pwison h-house; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was in a wage with him because of this thing. And Asa oppwessed +s-some of t-the peopwe t-the same ^w^ t-time. + +16:11 And, b-behowd, t-the acts of Asa, fiwst and wast, wo, they awe +wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of Judah and Iswaew. + +1-16:12 And Asa in t-the thiwty and nyinth yeaw of his weign w-was diseased +in his feet, untiw his d-disease w-was exceeding (=`ω´=) g-gweat: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in his d-disease +he sought nyot to t-the WOWD, but to t-the physicians. + +16:13 And Asa swept with his fathews, and died in t-the onye and fowtieth +yeaw of his weign. + +1-16:14 And they buwied him in his own sepuwchwes, which he h-had m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +himsewf in t-the city of D-David, and w-waid him in t-the b-bed which w-was fiwwed +with sweet odouws and divews (＾▽＾') k-kinds of spices pwepawed by t-the +apothecawies' awt: and they m-made a vewy gweat b-buwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +17:1 And J-Jehoshaphat his son weignyed in his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, and stwengthenyed +himsewf against Iswaew. + +17:2 And he pwaced f-fowces in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fenced c-cities of Judah, and s-set +g-gawwisons in t-the wand of Judah, and in t-the c-cities of Ephwaim, which +Asa his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had taken. + +17:3 And t-the WOWD w-was with Jehoshaphat, because he wawked in t-the fiwst +ways of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew D-David, and sought nyot u-unto (☆ω☆) B-Baawim; 17:4 But sought +to t-the Wowd God of his fathew, and wawked in his commandments, and nyot +aftew t-the doings of Iswaew. + +17:5 Thewefowe t-the WOWD s-stabwished t-the kingdom in his hand; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Judah b-bwought to J-Jehoshaphat pwesents; and he h-had w-wiches and honyouw in +abundance. + +17:6 And his heawt w-was w-wifted up in t-the ways of t-the WOWD: moweovew he +took away t-the high pwaces and gwoves out of J-Judah. + +17:7 Awso in t-the thiwd yeaw of his weign he sent to his pwinces, even +to Benhaiw, and to (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, and to Z-Zechawiah, and to (╯✧▽✧)╯ N-Nyethanyeew, and to +Michaiah, to t-teach in t-the c-cities of J-Judah. + +1-17:8 And with t-them he sent W-Wevites, even Shemaiah, and N-Nyethanyiah, and +Zebadiah, and Asahew, and Shemiwamoth, and Jehonyathan, and Adonyijah, +and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) T-Tobijah, and Tobadonyijah, Wevites; and with t-them Ewishama and +Jehowam, pwiests. + +17:9 And they taught in Judah, and h-had t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD +with t-them, and went about (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah, and +taught t-the peopwe. + +17:10 And t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD feww upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the wands +that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Judah, so that they m-made nyo waw against +Jehoshaphat. + +17:11 Awso s-some of t-the Phiwistinyes b-bwought J-Jehoshaphat pwesents, and +(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute s-siwvew; and t-the Awabians b-bwought him >w< f-fwocks, seven t-thousand +and seven hundwed wams, and seven t-thousand and seven hundwed he goats. + +17:12 And J-Jehoshaphat (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed gweat e-exceedingwy; and he b-buiwt in Judah +castwes, and c-cities of stowe. + +17:13 And he h-had m-much businyess in t-the c-cities of Judah: and t-the men of +waw, mighty men of vawouw, wewe in Jewusawem. + +17:14 And these awe t-the nyumbews of t-them a-accowding to t-the house of +theiw fathews: O-Of Judah, t-the captains of t-thousands; Adnyah t-the chief, +and with him mighty men of vawouw thwee hundwed thousand. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And nyext to him w-was J-Jehohanyan t-the c-captain, and with him two +hundwed and fouwscowe thousand. + +17:16 And nyext him w-was Amasiah t-the son of Zichwi, who w-wiwwingwy +offewed himsewf u-unto t-the WOWD; and with him two hundwed t-thousand +mighty men of vawouw. + +17:17 And of Benjamin; Ewiada a mighty man of vawouw, and with him +awmed men with bow and shiewd two hundwed thousand. + +17:18 And nyext him w-was J-Jehozabad, and with him an hundwed and +fouwscowe t-thousand weady pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw. + +17:19 These waited on t-the king, beside those whom t-the king put in t-the +f-fenced c-cities (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww J-Judah. + +18:1 Nyow J-Jehoshaphat h-had w-wiches and honyouw in abundance, and j-joinyed +affinyity with Ahab. + +18:2 And aftew c-cewtain yeaws he went down to A-Ahab to Samawia. And A-Ahab +kiwwed sheep and oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in abundance, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe that he +h-had with him, and pewsuaded him to go up with him to Wamothgiwead. + +18:3 And A-Ahab king of Iswaew said u-unto J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah, Wiwt +t-thou go with m-me to Wamothgiwead? And he answewed him, I am as t-thou +awt, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe as thy peopwe; and we wiww be with thee in t-the waw. + +18:4 And J-Jehoshaphat said u-unto t-the king of I-Iswaew, Enquiwe, I p-pway +thee, a-at t-the wowd of t-the WOWD to d-day. + +18:5 Thewefowe t-the king of Iswaew gathewed togethew of pwophets fouw +hundwed men, and said u-unto t-them, Shaww we go to Wamothgiwead to +battwe, ow shaww I fowbeaw? And they said, Go up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God wiww d-dewivew +it into t-the king's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +18:6 But J-Jehoshaphat said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot hewe a pwophet of t-the WOWD +besides, that we m-might enquiwe of h-him? 18:7 And t-the king of Iswaew +said u-unto Jehoshaphat, Thewe is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet onye ^.^ m-man, by whom we may enquiwe of +t-the WOWD: but I hate h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he nyevew pwophesied g-good u-unto me, but +awways eviw: t-the same is Micaiah t-the son of Imwa. And J-Jehoshaphat +said, Wet nyot t-the king say so. + +18:8 And t-the king of Iswaew cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye of his officews, and said, +Fetch quickwy Micaiah t-the son of Imwa. + +18:9 And t-the king of Iswaew and J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah sat eithew +of t-them on his t-thwonye, cwothed in theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, and they sat in a void +pwace a-at t-the entewing in of t-the gate of Samawia; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets +pwophesied befowe them. + +18:10 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of C-Chenyaanyah h-had m-made him howns of i-iwon, +and said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, With these t-thou shawt push Sywia untiw +they be consumed. + +1-18:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets pwophesied so, s-saying, Go up to +Wamothgiwead, and pwospew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD shaww d-dewivew it into t-the hand +of t-the king. + +18:12 And t-the messengew that went to caww Micaiah spake to him, +s-saying, Behowd, t-the w-wowds of t-the pwophets decwawe g-good to t-the king +with onye assent; wet thy wowd thewefowe, I p-pway thee, be w-wike onye of +theiw's, and speak t-thou good. + +18:13 And Micaiah said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, even what o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God saith, +that wiww I s-speak. + +18:14 And when he w-was come to t-the king, t-the king said u-unto him, +Micaiah, shaww we go to Wamothgiwead to battwe, ow shaww I fowbeaw? +And he said, Go ye up, and pwospew, and they shaww be dewivewed into +youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +18:15 And t-the king said to him, How many times shaww I adjuwe thee +that t-thou say nyothing but t-the twuth to m-me in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD? +18:16 T-Then he said, I did s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew scattewed upon t-the mountains, +as sheep that have nyo shephewd: and t-the WOWD said, These have nyo +m-mastew; wet t-them (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thewefowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his house in p-peace. + +18:17 And t-the king of Iswaew said to Jehoshaphat, Did I nyot teww thee +that he w-wouwd nyot ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy g-good u-unto me, but eviw? 18:18 A-Again he +said, Thewefowe h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; I saw t-the WOWD sitting upon +his t-thwonye, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven standing on his wight hand and +on his weft. + +18:19 And t-the WOWD said, Who shaww entice A-Ahab king of I-Iswaew, that he +may go up and faww a-at Wamothgiwead? And onye spake saying aftew this +m-mannyew, and anyothew saying aftew that mannyew. + +18:20 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came out a spiwit, and s-stood befowe t-the WOWD, and +said, I wiww entice h-him. And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Whewewith? 1-18:21 +And he said, I wiww go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and be a wying spiwit in t-the mouth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his pwophets. And t-the Wowd said, T-Thou shawt entice him, and t-thou shawt +awso pwevaiw: go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and (^-^*)/ d-do even so. + +18:22 Nyow thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the WOWD hath put a wying spiwit in t-the +mouth of these thy pwophets, and t-the WOWD hath spoken eviw against +thee. + +1-18:23 T-Then (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of C-Chenyaanyah came nyeaw, and smote Micaiah +upon t-the c-cheek, and said, W-Which w-way went t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD fwom +m-me to speak u-unto thee? 18:24 And Micaiah said, Behowd, t-thou shawt s-see +on that day when t-thou shawt go into an innyew c-chambew to hide thysewf. + +18:25 T-Then t-the king of Iswaew said, Take ye Micaiah, and cawwy him +back to Amon t-the govewnyow of t-the city, and to Joash t-the king's son; +18:26 And say, T-Thus saith t-the king, Put this f-fewwow in t-the pwison, and +feed him with bwead of affwiction and with w-watew of a-affwiction, untiw +I (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn in p-peace. + +18:27 And Micaiah said, If t-thou cewtainwy (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn in p-peace, t-then hath +nyot t-the WOWD spoken by me. And he said, Heawken, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe. + +18:28 S-So t-the king of Iswaew and J-Jehoshaphat t-the king of Judah went up +to Wamothgiwead. + +18:29 And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto Jehoshaphat, I wiww disguise +mysewf, and I wiww go to t-the >w< *twerks* b-battwe; but put t-thou on thy wobes. S-So t-the +king of Iswaew disguised himsewf; and they went to t-the battwe. + +18:30 Nyow t-the king of Sywia h-had commanded t-the captains of t-the chawiots +that wewe with him, s-saying, Fight ye nyot with smaww ow g-gweat, s-save +onwy with t-the king of Iswaew. + +18:31 And it came to pass, when t-the captains of t-the chawiots saw +Jehoshaphat, that they said, I-It is t-the king of Iswaew. Thewefowe they +compassed about him to fight: but J-Jehoshaphat cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the WOWD +hewped h-him; and God moved t-them to depawt fwom h-him. + +(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 Fow it came to pass, that, when t-the captains of t-the chawiots +pewceived that it w-was nyot t-the king of I-Iswaew, they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back again +fwom puwsuing h-him. + +(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 And a c-cewtain man dwew a bow a-at a ventuwe, and smote t-the king of +Iswaew b-between t-the joints of t-the hawnyess: thewefowe he said to his +chawiot ^.^ m-man, T-Tuwn thinye hand, that t-thou mayest cawwy m-me out of t-the +host; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am wounded. + +1-18:34 And t-the battwe incweased that day: h-howbeit t-the king of Iswaew +stayed himsewf up in his chawiot against t-the Sywians untiw t-the even: +and about t-the time of t-the sun g-going down he died. + +19:1 And J-Jehoshaphat t-the king of Judah wetuwnyed to his house in peace +to Jewusawem. + +19:2 And Jehu t-the son of Hanyanyi t-the seew went out to meet him, and +said to king Jehoshaphat, Shouwdest t-thou hewp t-the ungodwy, and wove +t-them that hate t-the WOWD? thewefowe is wwath upon thee fwom befowe t-the +WOWD. + +19:3 Nyevewthewess (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe g-good things f-found in thee, in that t-thou +hast taken away t-the gwoves out of t-the wand, and hast pwepawed thinye +heawt to seek God. + +19:4 And J-Jehoshaphat d-dwewt a-at Jewusawem: and he went out again thwough +t-the peopwe fwom B-Beewsheba to mount Ephwaim, and b-bwought t-them back u-unto +t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews. + +19:5 And he s-set ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges in t-the wand (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fenced c-cities of +Judah, city by city, 1-19:6 And said to t-the judges, Take heed what ye +do: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye j-judge nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, who is with you in t-the +judgment. + +19:7 Whewefowe nyow wet t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD be upon you; o(>ω<)o t-take heed and +(^-^*)/ d-do i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo i-inyiquity with t-the WOWD ouw G-God, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wespect of +p-pewsons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow taking of gifts. + +19:8 Moweovew in Jewusawem did J-Jehoshaphat s-set of t-the W-Wevites, and of +t-the p-pwiests, and of t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +j-judgment of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow contwovewsies, when they wetuwnyed to +Jewusawem. + +19:9 And he c-chawged t-them, s-saying, T-Thus shaww ye (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the f-feaw of t-the +WOWD, f-faithfuwwy, and with a pewfect heawt. + +19:10 And what c-cause soevew shaww come to you of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that +dweww in youw cities, b-between ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood and bwood, b-between (☆▽☆) w-waw and +c-commandment, s-statutes and judgments, ye shaww even wawn t-them that they +twespass nyot against t-the WOWD, and so wwath come upon y-you, and upon +youw b-bwethwen: this do, and ye shaww nyot twespass. + +1-19:11 And, b-behowd, Amawiah t-the chief pwiest is o-ovew you in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mattews +of t-the WOWD; and Zebadiah t-the son of I-Ishmaew, t-the wuwew of t-the house +of Judah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's mattews: awso t-the Wevites shaww be +officews befowe you. Deaw couwageouswy, and t-the WOWD shaww be with t-the +good. + +20:1 I-It came to pass aftew this awso, that t-the chiwdwen of M-Moab, and +t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and with t-them othew beside t-the Ammonyites, came +against J-Jehoshaphat to battwe. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came s-some that towd Jehoshaphat, s-saying, Thewe cometh +a gweat muwtitude against thee fwom beyond t-the sea on this side S-Sywia; +and, b-behowd, they be in Hazazontamaw, which is Engedi. + +20:3 And J-Jehoshaphat feawed, and s-set himsewf to seek t-the WOWD, and +pwocwaimed a fast (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww J-Judah. + +20:4 And Judah gathewed themsewves togethew, to ask hewp of t-the WOWD: +even out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah they came to seek t-the WOWD. + +20:5 And J-Jehoshaphat s-stood in t-the c-congwegation of Judah and J-Jewusawem, +in t-the house of t-the WOWD, befowe t-the nyew couwt, 20:6 And said, O-O WOWD +God of ouw fathews, awt nyot t-thou God in h-heaven? and wuwest nyot t-thou +o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the heathen? and in thinye hand is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot +p-powew and might, so that nyonye is abwe to w-withstand thee? (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Awt nyot +t-thou ouw G-God, who didst dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of this wand befowe +thy peopwe I-Iswaew, and gavest it to t-the seed of A-Abwaham thy fwiend (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew? 20:8 And they d-dwewt thewein, and have b-buiwt thee a sanctuawy +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame, s-saying, 20:9 I-If, when eviw cometh upon u-us, as +t-the swowd, j-judgment, ow pestiwence, ow (≧◡≦) f-faminye, we stand befowe this +h-house, and in thy pwesence, (fow thy nyame is in this house,) and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy +u-unto thee in ouw a-affwiction, t-then t-thou wiwt h-heaw and hewp. + +20:10 And n-nyow, b-behowd, t-the chiwdwen of Ammon and Moab and mount Seiw, +whom t-thou wouwdest nyot wet Iswaew invade, when they came out of t-the +wand of Egypt, but they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom t-them, and destwoyed t-them n-nyot; +2-20:11 Behowd, I say, how they wewawd u-us, to come to cast us out of thy +possession, which t-thou hast given us to inhewit. + +2-20:12 O-O ouw G-God, wiwt t-thou nyot j-judge them? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have nyo m-might +against this gweat company that cometh against us; nyeithew knyow we +what to do: but ouw eyes awe upon thee. + +2-20:13 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah s-stood befowe t-the WOWD, with theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, +theiw wives, and theiw chiwdwen. + +2-20:14 T-Then upon Jahaziew t-the son of Z-Zechawiah, t-the son of Benyaiah, t-the +son of Jeiew, t-the son of M-Mattanyiah, a Wevite of t-the sons of Asaph, +came t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD in t-the m-midst of t-the c-congwegation; 2-20:15 +And he said, Heawken ye, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah, and ye i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, +and t-thou king Jehoshaphat, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto y-you, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid +(=`ω´=) n-nyow d-dismayed by w-weason of this gweat muwtitude; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the battwe is nyot +youws, but God's. + +20:16 To mowwow go ye down against (=`ω´=) t-them: b-behowd, they come up by t-the +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-cwiff of Ziz; and ye shaww f-find t-them a-at t-the end of t-the bwook, befowe +t-the wiwdewnyess of Jewuew. + +2-20:17 Ye shaww nyot nyeed to fight in this |･ω･) b-battwe: s-set youwsewves, stand +ye stiww, and s-see t-the sawvation of t-the WOWD with y-you, O-O Judah and +Jewusawem: f-feaw nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be dismayed; to mowwow go out against (=`ω´=) t-them: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD wiww be with you. + +20:18 And J-Jehoshaphat b-bowed his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with his f-face to t-the gwound: and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem feww befowe t-the WOWD, +wowshipping t-the WOWD. + +2-20:19 And t-the W-Wevites, of t-the chiwdwen of t-the Kohathites, and of t-the +chiwdwen of t-the Kowhites, s-stood up to pwaise t-the WOWD God of Iswaew +with a w-woud voice on high. + +20:20 And they w-wose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and went fowth into t-the +wiwdewnyess of Tekoa: and as they went fowth, J-Jehoshaphat s-stood and +said, Heaw me, O-O Judah, and ye i-inhabitants of Jewusawem; Bewieve in +t-the WOWD youw G-God, so shaww ye be estabwished; bewieve his pwophets, +so shaww ye pwospew. + +20:21 And when he h-had c-consuwted with t-the p-peopwe, he appointed s-singews +u-unto t-the WOWD, and that shouwd pwaise t-the b-beauty of howinyess, as they +went out befowe t-the awmy, and to say, Pwaise t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +2-20:22 And when they began to sing and to p-pwaise, t-the WOWD s-set +ambushments against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, M-Moab, and mount Seiw, which +wewe come against Judah; and they wewe smitten. + +20:23 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Ammon and Moab s-stood up against t-the +i-inhabitants of mount Seiw, u-uttewwy to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway and d-destwoy (=`ω´=) t-them: and when +they h-had m-made an end of t-the i-inhabitants of Seiw, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye hewped to +d-destwoy anyothew. + +20:24 And when Judah came towawd t-the watch towew in t-the wiwdewnyess, +they wooked u-unto t-the muwtitude, and, b-behowd, they wewe dead bodies +f-fawwen to t-the eawth, and nyonye escaped. + +20:25 And when J-Jehoshaphat and his peopwe came to o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the spoiw +of t-them, they f-found among t-them in a-abundance both w-wiches with t-the dead +bodies, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious (♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, which they (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, +mowe than they couwd cawwy (☆ω☆) a-away: and they wewe thwee days in gathewing +of t-the spoiw, it w-was so much. + +20:26 And on t-the fouwth day they assembwed themsewves in t-the vawwey of +Bewachah; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they bwessed t-the WOWD: thewefowe t-the nyame of t-the +same pwace w-was cawwed, The vawwey of Bewachah, u-unto this d-day. + +2-20:27 T-Then they wetuwnyed, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man of Judah and J-Jewusawem, and +J-Jehoshaphat in t-the fowefwont of t-them, to go again to Jewusawem with +j-joy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD h-had m-made t-them to wejoice o-ovew theiw enyemies. + +20:28 And they came to Jewusawem with psawtewies and hawps and +t-twumpets u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +20:29 And t-the f-feaw of God w-was on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of those countwies, +when they h-had heawd that t-the WOWD fought against t-the enyemies of +Iswaew. + +20:30 S-So t-the w-weawm of J-Jehoshaphat w-was quiet: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his God gave him w-west +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +2-20:31 And J-Jehoshaphat weignyed o-ovew Judah: he w-was thiwty and five yeaws +o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws in +Jewusawem. + +And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Azubah t-the daughtew of Shiwhi. + +20:32 And he wawked in t-the w-way of Asa his fathew, and depawted nyot +fwom it, doing that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD. + +20:33 Howbeit t-the high pwaces wewe nyot taken (☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the +peopwe h-had nyot pwepawed theiw (x_x)V h-heawts u-unto t-the God of theiw fathews. + +2-20:34 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehoshaphat, fiwst and wast, b-behowd, +they awe wwitten in t-the book of Jehu t-the son of Hanyanyi, who is +m-mentionyed in t-the book of t-the kings of Iswaew. + +20:35 And aftew this did J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah join himsewf with +A-Ahaziah king of I-Iswaew, who did vewy wickedwy: 20:36 And he j-joinyed +himsewf with him to make s-ships to go to Tawshish: and they m-made t-the +s-ships in E-Eziongabew. + +20:37 T-Then Ewiezew t-the son of Dodavah of Maweshah pwophesied against +Jehoshaphat, s-saying, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast j-joinyed t-thysewf with A-Ahaziah, +t-the WOWD hath bwoken thy wowks. And t-the s-ships wewe bwoken, that they +wewe nyot abwe to go to Tawshish. + +21:1 Nyow J-Jehoshaphat swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his +f-fathews in t-the city of David. And J-Jehowam his son weignyed in his +s-stead. + +21:2 And he h-had (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of Jehoshaphat, A-Azawiah, and Jehiew, +and Z-Zechawiah, and A-Azawiah, and Michaew, and Shephatiah: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +wewe t-the sons of J-Jehoshaphat king of Iswaew. + +21:3 And theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew gave t-them gweat gifts of s-siwvew, and of gowd, +and of (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things, with f-fenced c-cities in Judah: but t-the kingdom +gave he to Jehowam; because he w-was t-the fiwstbown. + +21:4 Nyow when J-Jehowam w-was wisen up to t-the kingdom of his fathew, he +stwengthenyed himsewf, and swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen with t-the swowd, and +divews awso of t-the pwinces of Iswaew. + +21:5 J-Jehowam w-was thiwty and two yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and +he weignyed eight yeaws in Jewusawem. + +2-21:6 And he wawked in t-the w-way of t-the kings of I-Iswaew, w-wike as did t-the +house of Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had t-the daughtew of A-Ahab to wife: and he wwought +that which w-was eviw in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD. + +21:7 Howbeit t-the WOWD w-wouwd nyot d-destwoy t-the house of D-David, because of +t-the c-covenyant that he h-had m-made with D-David, and as he pwomised to g-give a +wight to him and to his sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +21:8 In his days t-the Edomites w-wevowted fwom undew t-the dominyion of +Judah, and m-made themsewves a king. + +21:9 T-Then J-Jehowam went fowth with his pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his chawiots +with him: and he w-wose up by nyight, and smote t-the Edomites which +compassed him in, and t-the captains of t-the c-chawiots. + +21:10 S-So t-the Edomites w-wevowted fwom undew t-the hand of Judah u-unto this +d-day. + +The same time awso did Wibnyah wevowt fwom undew his hand; because he +h-had fowsaken t-the WOWD God of his fathews. + +21:11 Moweovew he m-made high pwaces in t-the mountains of Judah and +caused t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem to commit f-fownyication, and +compewwed Judah theweto. + +21:12 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a w-wwiting to him fwom Ewijah t-the pwophet, s-saying, +T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of David thy fathew, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast nyot +wawked in t-the ways of J-Jehoshaphat thy fathew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in t-the ways of Asa +king of Judah, 2-21:13 But hast wawked in t-the w-way of t-the kings of +I-Iswaew, and hast m-made Judah and t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem to go a +whowing, w-wike to t-the whowedoms of t-the house of Ahab, and awso hast +s-swain thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of thy fathew's h-house, which wewe bettew than +thysewf: 21:14 Behowd, with a gweat pwague wiww t-the WOWD smite thy +p-peopwe, and thy c-chiwdwen, and thy wives, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy goods: 2-21:15 And +t-thou shawt have gweat sicknyess by d-disease of thy bowews, untiw thy +b-bowews faww out by w-weason of t-the sicknyess day by d-day. + +21:16 Moweovew t-the WOWD stiwwed up against J-Jehowam t-the spiwit of t-the +Phiwistinyes, and of t-the Awabians, that wewe (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the Ethiopians: 21:17 +And they came up into Judah, and bwake into it, and cawwied away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the s-substance that w-was f-found in t-the king's h-house, and his sons awso, +and his wives; so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyevew a son weft him, s-save Jehoahaz, +t-the youngest of his sons. + +2-21:18 And aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this t-the WOWD smote him in his b-bowews with an +incuwabwe disease. + +2-21:19 And it came to pass, that in pwocess of time, aftew t-the end of +two yeaws, his b-bowews feww out by w-weason of his sicknyess: so he died +of sowe diseases. And his peopwe m-made nyo b-buwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, w-wike t-the +b-buwnying of his fathews. + +21:20 Thiwty and two yeaws o-owd w-was he when he began to weign, and he +weignyed in Jewusawem eight yeaws, and depawted without being desiwed. +Howbeit they buwied him in t-the city of D-David, but nyot in t-the +sepuwchwes of t-the k-kings. + +22:1 And t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem m-made A-Ahaziah his youngest son +king in his s-stead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the band of men that came with t-the Awabians to +t-the camp h-had s-swain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdest. S-So A-Ahaziah t-the son of J-Jehowam king +of Judah weignyed. + +2-22:2 F-Fowty and two yeaws o-owd w-was A-Ahaziah when he began to weign, and +he weignyed onye yeaw in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was Athawiah +t-the daughtew of Omwi. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 He awso wawked in t-the ways of t-the house of Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mothew +w-was his counsewwow to (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy. + +22:4 Whewefowe he did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD w-wike t-the house of +Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe his counsewwows aftew t-the death of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew to +his destwuction. + +2-22:5 He wawked awso aftew theiw counsew, and went with J-Jehowam t-the son +of A-Ahab king of Iswaew to waw against Hazaew king of Sywia a-at +Wamothgiwead: and t-the Sywians smote Jowam. + +22:6 And he wetuwnyed to be heawed in Jezweew because of t-the w-wounds +which wewe given him a-at (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, when he fought with Hazaew king of +S-Sywia. And A-Azawiah t-the son of J-Jehowam king of Judah went down to s-see +J-Jehowam t-the son of A-Ahab a-at Jezweew, because he w-was s-sick. + +22:7 And t-the destwuction of A-Ahaziah w-was of God by coming to :3 J-Jowam: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +when he w-was come, he went out with J-Jehowam against Jehu t-the son of +Nyimshi, whom t-the WOWD h-had anyointed to cut off t-the house of Ahab. + +22:8 And it came to pass, that, when Jehu w-was executing j-judgment upon +t-the house of Ahab, and f-found t-the pwinces of Judah, and t-the sons of t-the +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of A-Ahaziah, that minyistewed to A-Ahaziah, he swew them. + +22:9 And he sought A-Ahaziah: and they caught him, (fow he w-was hid in +Samawia,) and b-bwought him to Jehu: and when they h-had s-swain him, they +buwied him: Because, said they, he is t-the son of Jehoshaphat, who +sought t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt. S-So t-the house of A-Ahaziah h-had nyo +p-powew to keep stiww t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +22:10 But when Athawiah t-the mothew of A-Ahaziah saw that hew son w-was +dead, she awose and destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed woyaw of t-the house of +J-Judah. + +22:11 But Jehoshabeath, t-the daughtew of t-the king, took Joash t-the son +of A-Ahaziah, and stowe him fwom among t-the king's sons that wewe swain, +and put him and his n-nyuwse in a bedchambew. S-So Jehoshabeath, t-the +daughtew of king Jehowam, t-the wife of J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest, (fow she +w-was t-the s-sistew of Ahaziah,) hid him fwom Athawiah, so that she swew +him n-nyot. + +22:12 And he w-was with t-them hid in t-the house of God six yeaws: and +Athawiah weignyed o-ovew t-the wand. + +23:1 And in t-the seventh yeaw J-Jehoiada stwengthenyed himsewf, and took +t-the captains of h-hundweds, A-Azawiah t-the son of Jewoham, and Ishmaew t-the +son of Jehohanyan, and A-Azawiah t-the son of Obed, and >w< M-Maaseiah t-the son of +A-Adaiah, and Ewishaphat t-the son of Zichwi, into c-covenyant with h-him. + +23:2 And they went about in Judah, and gathewed t-the Wevites out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the c-cities of Judah, and t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of I-Iswaew, and they +came to Jewusawem. + +23:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation m-made a c-covenyant with t-the king in t-the +house of God. And he said u-unto t-them, Behowd, t-the king's son shaww +weign, as t-the WOWD hath said of t-the sons of David. + +23:4 This is t-the t-thing that ye shaww do; A-A thiwd pawt of you entewing +on t-the sabbath, of t-the pwiests and of t-the W-Wevites, shaww be p-powtews of +t-the doows; 23:5 And a thiwd pawt shaww be a-at t-the king's h-house; and a +thiwd pawt a-at t-the gate of t-the foundation: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww be +in t-the couwts of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +23:6 But wet nyonye come into t-the house of t-the WOWD, s-save t-the p-pwiests, +and they that m-minyistew of t-the Wevites; they shaww go in, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe +howy: but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww keep t-the watch of t-the WOWD. + +2-23:7 And t-the Wevites shaww compass t-the king (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +with his weapons in his hand; and w-whosoevew ewse cometh into t-the +h-house, he shaww be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but be ye with t-the king when he +cometh in, and when he goeth ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +2-23:8 S-So t-the Wevites and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that +J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest h-had commanded, and took {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his men that +wewe to come in on t-the sabbath, with t-them that wewe to go out on t-the +sabbath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest dismissed nyot t-the couwses. + +23:9 Moweovew J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest dewivewed to t-the captains of +h-hundweds speaws, and buckwews, and shiewds, that h-had b-been king +David's, which wewe in t-the house of God. + +23:10 And he s-set (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man h-having his w-weapon in his +hand, fwom t-the wight side of t-the tempwe to t-the weft side of t-the +t-tempwe, awong by t-the awtaw and t-the t-tempwe, by t-the king (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +23:11 T-Then they b-bwought out t-the king's son, and put upon him t-the +cwown, and gave him t-the testimony, and m-made him king. And J-Jehoiada and +his sons anyointed him, and said, God s-save t-the king. + +23:12 Nyow when Athawiah heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the peopwe wunnying and +pwaising t-the king, she came to t-the peopwe into t-the house of t-the WOWD: +2-23:13 And she wooked, and, b-behowd, t-the king s-stood a-at his piwwaw a-at t-the +entewing in, and t-the pwinces and t-the t-twumpets by t-the king: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe of t-the wand wejoiced, and sounded with twumpets, awso t-the +s-singews with instwuments of m-musick, and such as taught to sing pwaise. +T-Then Athawiah went hew cwothes, and said, Tweason, T-Tweason. + +23:14 T-Then J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest b-bwought out t-the captains of h-hundweds +that wewe s-set o-ovew t-the host, and said u-unto t-them, H-Have hew fowth of t-the +wanges: and w-whoso fowwoweth hew, wet him be s-swain with t-the swowd. Fow +t-the pwiest said, Sway hew nyot in t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +23:15 S-So they w-waid h-hands on hew; and when she w-was come to t-the entewing +of t-the h-howse gate by t-the king's h-house, they swew hew thewe. + +23:16 And J-Jehoiada m-made a c-covenyant b-between him, and b-between (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +p-peopwe, and b-between t-the king, that they shouwd be t-the WOWD's peopwe. + +23:17 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe went to t-the house of Baaw, and bwake it +down, and bwake his a-awtaws and his images in p-pieces, and swew Mattan +t-the pwiest of Baaw befowe t-the ^w^ a-awtaws. + +23:18 Awso J-Jehoiada appointed t-the offices of t-the house of t-the WOWD by +t-the hand of t-the pwiests t-the W-Wevites, whom David h-had d-distwibuted in t-the +house of t-the WOWD, to offew t-the buwnt offewings of t-the WOWD, as it is +wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, with w-wejoicing and with s-singing, as it +w-was o-owdainyed by David. + +23:19 And he s-set t-the p-powtews a-at t-the gates of t-the house of t-the WOWD, +that nyonye which w-was uncwean in any t-thing shouwd entew in. + +23:20 And he took t-the captains of h-hundweds, and t-the n-nyobwes, and t-the +govewnyows of t-the p-peopwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand, and b-bwought +down t-the king fwom t-the house of t-the WOWD: and they came thwough t-the +high gate into t-the king's h-house, and s-set t-the king upon t-the t-thwonye of +t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand wejoiced: and t-the city w-was quiet, +aftew that they h-had s-swain Athawiah with t-the swowd. + +2-24:1 Joash w-was seven yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed +f-fowty yeaws in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was Zibiah of +Beewsheba. + +24:2 And Joash did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the days of J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest. + +24:3 And J-Jehoiada took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him two wives; and he begat sons and +daughtews. + +2-24:4 And it came to pass aftew this, that Joash w-was minded to wepaiw +t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +24:5 And he gathewed togethew t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, and said to +t-them, Go out u-unto t-the c-cities of Judah, and gathew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew monyey +to wepaiw t-the house of youw God fwom yeaw to y-yeaw, and s-see that ye +hasten t-the mattew. Howbeit t-the Wevites h-hastenyed it n-nyot. + +24:6 And t-the king cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jehoiada t-the chief, and said u-unto him, +Why hast t-thou nyot wequiwed of t-the Wevites to bwing in out of Judah and +out of Jewusawem t-the cowwection, a-accowding to t-the commandment of Moses +t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD, and of t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +tabewnyacwe of witnyess? 24:7 Fow t-the sons of Athawiah, that wicked +woman, h-had bwoken up t-the house of God; and awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dedicated +things of t-the house of t-the WOWD did they bestow upon Baawim. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And a-at t-the king's commandment they m-made a chest, and s-set it +without a-at t-the gate of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +24:9 And they m-made a pwocwamation thwough Judah and J-Jewusawem, to +bwing in to t-the WOWD t-the cowwection that Moses t-the sewvant of God w-waid +upon Iswaew in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +24:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wejoiced, and b-bwought in, +and cast into t-the chest, untiw they h-had m-made an end. + +24:11 Nyow it came to pass, that a-at what time t-the chest w-was b-bwought +u-unto t-the king's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office by t-the hand of t-the W-Wevites, and when they saw +that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was m-much monyey, t-the king's scwibe and t-the high pwiest's +officew came and emptied t-the chest, and took it, and cawwied it to his +pwace again. T-Thus they did day by day, and gathewed monyey in +abundance. + +24:12 And t-the king and J-Jehoiada gave it to such as did t-the wowk of t-the +sewvice of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and h-hiwed masons and cawpentews to +wepaiw t-the house of t-the WOWD, and awso such as wwought (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and bwass +to mend t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 S-So t-the wowkmen w-wwought, and t-the wowk w-was pewfected by t-them, and +they s-set t-the house of God in his s-state, and stwengthenyed it. + +24:14 And when they h-had finyished it, they b-bwought t-the w-west of t-the +monyey befowe t-the king and Jehoiada, wheweof wewe m-made vessews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +house of t-the WOWD, even vessews to minyistew, and to offew withaw, and +spoons, and vessews of gowd and siwvew. And they offewed buwnt +offewings in t-the house of t-the WOWD continyuawwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of +Jehoiada. + +24:15 But J-Jehoiada (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed o-owd, and w-was f-fuww of days when he died; an +hundwed and thiwty yeaws o-owd w-was he when he died. + +24:16 And they buwied him in t-the city of David among t-the kings, +because he h-had donye g-good in I-Iswaew, both towawd G-God, and towawd his +house. + +24:17 Nyow aftew t-the death of J-Jehoiada came t-the pwinces of Judah, and +m-made obeisance to t-the king. T-Then t-the king heawkenyed u-unto them. + +24:18 And they weft t-the house of t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, and +sewved gwoves and (o･ω･o) i-idows: and wwath came upon Judah and Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +this theiw twespass. + +24:19 Y-Yet he sent pwophets to t-them, to bwing t-them again u-unto t-the WOWD; +and they testified against (=`ω´=) t-them: but they w-wouwd nyot g-give (・_・ヾ e-eaw. + +24:20 And t-the Spiwit of God came upon (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada +t-the pwiest, which s-stood a-above t-the p-peopwe, and said u-unto t-them, T-Thus +saith G-God, Why twansgwess ye t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD, that ye +c-cannyot pwospew? because ye have fowsaken t-the WOWD, he hath awso +fowsaken you. + +24:21 And they conspiwed against him, and stonyed him with s-stonyes a-at +t-the commandment of t-the king in t-the couwt of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +2-24:22 T-Thus Joash t-the king wemembewed nyot t-the k-kindnyess which J-Jehoiada +his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had donye to him, but swew his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And when he died, he +said, The WOWD wook upon it, and wequiwe it. + +24:23 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of t-the y-yeaw, that t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of +Sywia came up against him: and they came to Judah and J-Jewusawem, and +destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of t-the peopwe fwom among t-the p-peopwe, and +sent (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the spoiw of t-them u-unto t-the king of D-Damascus. + +24:24 Fow t-the awmy of t-the Sywians came with a smaww company of men, +and t-the WOWD dewivewed a vewy gweat \(★ω★)/ h-host into theiw hand, because they +h-had fowsaken t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews. S-So they executed j-judgment +against Joash. + +24:25 And when they wewe depawted fwom him, (fow they weft him in +gweat d-diseases,) his own (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants conspiwed against him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +of t-the sons of J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest, and swew him on his bed, and he +ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: and they buwied him in t-the city of D-David, but they buwied him +nyot in t-the sepuwchwes of t-the k-kings. + +24:26 And these awe they that conspiwed against h-him; Zabad t-the son of +Shimeath an Ammonyitess, and Jehozabad t-the son of S-Shimwith a Moabitess. + +2-24:27 Nyow c-concewnying his ^-^ s-sons, and t-the gweatnyess of t-the buwdens w-waid +upon him, and t-the wepaiwing of t-the house of G-God, b-behowd, they awe +wwitten in t-the stowy of t-the book of t-the k-kings. And Amaziah his son +weignyed in his s-stead. + +2-25:1 Amaziah w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and +he weignyed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and nyinye yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame +w-was Jehoaddan of Jewusawem. + +25:2 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, but nyot +with a pewfect heawt. + +25:3 Nyow it came to pass, when t-the kingdom w-was estabwished to him, +that he swew his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that h-had kiwwed t-the king his fathew. + +25:4 But he swew nyot theiw c-chiwdwen, but did as it is wwitten in t-the +(☆▽☆) w-waw in t-the book of Moses, whewe t-the WOWD commanded, s-saying, The +f-fathews shaww nyot die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-chiwdwen, nyeithew shaww t-the chiwdwen die +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fathews, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shaww die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own sin. + +25:5 Moweovew Amaziah gathewed Judah togethew, and m-made t-them captains +o-ovew t-thousands, and captains o-ovew h-hundweds, a-accowding to t-the houses of +theiw fathews, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Benjamin: and he nyumbewed t-them +fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and above, and f-found t-them thwee hundwed t-thousand +choice men, abwe to go fowth to waw, that couwd handwe speaw and +shiewd. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 He h-hiwed awso an hundwed t-thousand mighty men of vawouw out of +Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed tawents of siwvew. + +25:7 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man of God to him, s-saying, O-O king, wet nyot t-the +awmy of Iswaew go with thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is nyot with I-Iswaew, to wit, +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim. + +25:8 But if t-thou wiwt go, (^-^*)/ d-do it; be stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the |･ω･) b-battwe: God shaww +make thee faww befowe t-the e-enyemy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath p-powew to hewp, and to +cast down. + +25:9 And Amaziah said to t-the man of G-God, But what shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +hundwed tawents which I have given to t-the awmy of I-Iswaew? And t-the man +of God answewed, The WOWD is abwe to g-give thee m-much mowe than this. + +25:10 T-Then Amaziah sepawated t-them, to wit, t-the awmy that w-was come to +him out of Ephwaim, to go home ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe theiw angew w-was +gweatwy kindwed against Judah, and they wetuwnyed home in gweat angew. + +25:11 And Amaziah stwengthenyed himsewf, and w-wed fowth his p-peopwe, and +went to t-the vawwey of sawt, and smote of t-the chiwdwen of Seiw t-ten +thousand. + +25:12 And othew t-ten t-thousand weft a-awive did t-the chiwdwen of Judah +cawwy away captive, and b-bwought t-them u-unto t-the top of t-the wock, and +cast t-them down fwom t-the top of t-the wock, that they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wewe bwoken in +pieces. + +25:13 But t-the sowdiews of t-the awmy which Amaziah sent b-back, that they +shouwd nyot go with him to battwe, feww upon t-the c-cities of Judah, fwom +Samawia even u-unto B-Bethhowon, and smote thwee t-thousand of t-them, and +took m-much s-spoiw. + +25:14 Nyow it came to pass, aftew that Amaziah w-was come fwom t-the +swaughtew of t-the Edomites, that he b-bwought t-the gods of t-the chiwdwen of +Seiw, and s-set t-them up to be his gods, and b-bowed down himsewf befowe +t-them, and buwnyed i-incense u-unto them. + +25:15 Whewefowe t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against A-Amaziah, and +he sent u-unto him a pwophet, which said u-unto him, Why hast t-thou sought +aftew t-the gods of t-the p-peopwe, which couwd nyot d-dewivew theiw own peopwe +out of thinye hand? 25:16 And it came to pass, as he t-tawked with him, +that t-the king said u-unto him, Awt t-thou m-made of t-the king's counsew? +fowbeaw; why shouwdest t-thou be smitten? T-Then t-the pwophet f-fowbawe, and +said, I knyow that God hath detewminyed to d-destwoy thee, because t-thou +hast donye this, and hast nyot heawkenyed u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsew. + +2-25:17 T-Then Amaziah king of Judah took advice, and sent to J-Joash, t-the +son of Jehoahaz, t-the son of Jehu, king of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Come, wet us +s-see onye anyothew in t-the (￣ω￣) f-face. + +25:18 And Joash king of Iswaew sent to Amaziah king of Judah, s-saying, +The thistwe that w-was in Webanyon sent to t-the cedaw that w-was in Webanyon, +s-saying, Give thy daughtew to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son to wife: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe passed by a +wiwd beast that w-was in Webanyon, and twode down t-the thistwe. + +25:19 T-Thou sayest, Wo, t-thou hast smitten t-the Edomites; and thinye heawt +wifteth thee up to boast: abide nyow a-at home; why shouwdest t-thou m-meddwe +to thinye huwt, that t-thou shouwdest faww, even thou, and Judah with +thee? 25:20 But Amaziah w-wouwd nyot heaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it came of G-God, that he +m-might d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, because they sought +aftew t-the gods of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. + +25:21 S-So Joash t-the king of Iswaew went up; and they saw onye anyothew in +t-the face, both he and Amaziah king of Judah, a-at Bethshemesh, which +bewongeth to J-Judah. + +25:22 And Judah w-was put to t-the wowse befowe I-Iswaew, and they fwed +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his tent. + +25:23 And Joash t-the king of Iswaew took Amaziah king of Judah, t-the son +of J-Joash, t-the son of Jehoahaz, a-at Bethshemesh, and b-bwought him to +J-Jewusawem, and bwake down t-the waww of Jewusawem fwom t-the gate of +Ephwaim to t-the cownyew gate, fouw hundwed cubits. + +2-25:24 And he took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gowd and t-the s-siwvew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews +that wewe f-found in t-the house of God with Obededom, and t-the tweasuwes +of t-the king's h-house, t-the hostages awso, and wetuwnyed to Samawia. + +25:25 And Amaziah t-the son of Joash king of Judah w-wived aftew t-the death +of Joash son of Jehoahaz king of Iswaew f-fifteen yeaws. + +25:26 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of A-Amaziah, fiwst and wast, b-behowd, awe +they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of Judah and I-Iswaew? 25:27 +Nyow aftew t-the time that Amaziah did tuwn away fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD +they m-made a conspiwacy against him in Jewusawem; and he fwed to +Wachish: but they sent to Wachish aftew him, and swew him thewe. + +25:28 And they b-bwought him upon howses, and buwied him with his +f-fathews in t-the city of J-Judah. + +26:1 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Judah took Uzziah, who w-was sixteen yeaws +o-owd, and m-made him king in t-the woom of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Amaziah. + +26:2 He b-buiwt Ewoth, and westowed it to Judah, aftew that t-the king +swept with his fathews. + +26:3 S-Sixteen yeaws o-owd w-was Uzziah when he began to weign, and he +weignyed fifty and two yeaws in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was +Jecowiah of Jewusawem. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Amaziah did. + +26:5 And he sought God in t-the days of Z-Zechawiah, who h-had undewstanding +in t-the visions of G-God: and as wong as he sought t-the WOWD, God m-made him +to pwospew. + +26:6 And he went fowth and wawwed against t-the Phiwistinyes, and bwake +down t-the waww of Gath, and t-the waww of Jabnyeh, and t-the waww of A-Ashdod, +and b-buiwt c-cities about A-Ashdod, and among t-the Phiwistinyes. + +26:7 And God hewped him against t-the Phiwistinyes, and against t-the +Awabians that d-dwewt in Guwbaaw, and t-the Mehunyims. + +26:8 And t-the Ammonyites gave gifts to Uzziah: and his nyame spwead +a-abwoad even to t-the entewing in of Egypt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he stwengthenyed himsewf +exceedingwy. + +26:9 Moweovew Uzziah b-buiwt towews in Jewusawem a-at t-the cownyew gate, and +a-at t-the vawwey gate, and a-at t-the tuwnying of t-the waww, and f-fowtified +them. + +26:10 Awso he b-buiwt towews in t-the desewt, and digged many w-wewws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he h-had m-much cattwe, both in t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow countwy, and in t-the pwains: +h-husbandmen awso, and vinye dwessews in t-the mountains, and in Cawmew: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he woved husbandwy. + +2-26:11 Moweovew Uzziah h-had an \(★ω★)/ h-host of f-fighting men, that went out to +waw by bands, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of theiw ( ~*-*)~ a-account by t-the hand of +Jeiew t-the scwibe and >w< M-Maaseiah t-the wuwew, undew t-the hand of Hanyanyiah, +onye of t-the king's captains. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 The w-whowe (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of t-the mighty men +of vawouw wewe two t-thousand and six hundwed. + +26:13 And undew theiw hand w-was an awmy, thwee hundwed t-thousand and +seven t-thousand and five h-hundwed, that m-made waw with mighty p-powew, to +hewp t-the king against t-the enyemy. + +26:14 And Uzziah pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host shiewds, +and speaws, and hewmets, and habewgeons, and bows, and swings to cast +stonyes. + +26:15 And he m-made in Jewusawem enginyes, invented by cunnying men, to be +on t-the towews and upon t-the buwwawks, to shoot awwows and gweat s-stonyes +withaw. + +And his nyame spwead faw abwoad; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was (＃`Д´) m-mawvewwouswy hewped, tiww +he w-was s-stwong. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 But when he w-was stwong, his heawt w-was w-wifted up to his +destwuction: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he twansgwessed against t-the WOWD his G-God, and went +into t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD to buwn i-incense upon t-the awtaw of incense. + +26:17 And A-Azawiah t-the pwiest went in aftew him, and with him fouwscowe +pwiests of t-the WOWD, that wewe v-vawiant m-men: 26:18 And they withstood +Uzziah t-the king, and said u-unto him, I-It a-appewtainyeth nyot u-unto thee, +Uzziah, to buwn i-incense u-unto t-the WOWD, but to t-the pwiests t-the sons of +Aawon, that awe consecwated to buwn i-incense: go out of t-the sanctuawy; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast twespassed; nyeithew shaww it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye honyouw fwom +t-the WOWD God. + +26:19 T-Then Uzziah w-was w-wwoth, and h-had a censew in his hand to buwn +i-incense: and whiwe he w-was wwoth with t-the p-pwiests, t-the wepwosy even +w-wose up in his fowehead befowe t-the pwiests in t-the house of t-the WOWD, +fwom beside t-the i-incense (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +26:20 And A-Azawiah t-the chief pwiest, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pwiests, wooked upon +him, and, b-behowd, he w-was wepwous in his fowehead, and they thwust him +out fwom thence; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, himsewf hasted awso to go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, because t-the WOWD +h-had smitten h-him. + +26:21 And Uzziah t-the king w-was a wepew u-unto t-the day of his d-death, and +d-dwewt in a sevewaw h-house, being a w-wepew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was cut off fwom t-the +house of t-the WOWD: and Jotham his son w-was o-ovew t-the king's h-house, +j-judging t-the peopwe of t-the wand. + +26:22 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Uzziah, fiwst and wast, did Isaiah +t-the pwophet, t-the son of Amoz, w-wwite. + +26:23 S-So Uzziah swept with his fathews, and they buwied him with his +f-fathews in t-the fiewd of t-the buwiaw which bewonged to t-the kings; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they said, He is a (✧∀✧)/ w-wepew: and Jotham his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +2-27:1 Jotham w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and +he weignyed sixteen yeaws in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was +Jewushah, t-the daughtew of Zadok. + +27:2 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Uzziah did: h-howbeit he entewed nyot +into t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD. And t-the peopwe did (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet cowwuptwy. + +27:3 He b-buiwt t-the high gate of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and on t-the waww +of Ophew he b-buiwt much. + +27:4 Moweovew he b-buiwt c-cities in t-the mountains of Judah, and in t-the +fowests he b-buiwt castwes and towews. + +27:5 He fought awso with t-the king of t-the Ammonyites, and p-pwevaiwed +against them. And t-the chiwdwen of Ammon gave him t-the same yeaw an +hundwed tawents of s-siwvew, and t-ten t-thousand measuwes of wheat, and t-ten +t-thousand of bawwey. S-So m-much did t-the chiwdwen of Ammon pay u-unto him, +both t-the second y-yeaw, and t-the thiwd. + +2-27:6 S-So Jotham became mighty, because he pwepawed his ways befowe t-the +WOWD his God. + +2-27:7 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of J-Jotham, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his waws, and his +ways, wo, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of Iswaew and +J-Judah. + +27:8 He w-was five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and +weignyed sixteen yeaws in Jewusawem. + +27:9 And Jotham swept with his fathews, and they buwied him in t-the +city of David: and Ahaz his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +2-28:1 Ahaz w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed +sixteen yeaws in Jewusawem: but he did nyot that which w-was wight in t-the +sight of t-the WOWD, w-wike David his fathew: 2-28:2 Fow he wawked in t-the +ways of t-the kings of I-Iswaew, and m-made awso mowten images (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Baawim. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Moweovew he buwnt i-incense in t-the vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, and +buwnt his chiwdwen in t-the f-fiwe, aftew t-the abominyations of t-the heathen +whom t-the WOWD h-had cast out befowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +^-^ 2-28:4 He sacwificed awso and buwnt i-incense in t-the high pwaces, and on +t-the h-hiwws, and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween t-twee. + +2-28:5 Whewefowe t-the WOWD his God dewivewed him into t-the hand of t-the +king of S-Sywia; and they smote him, and cawwied away a gweat muwtitude +of t-them captives, and b-bwought t-them to D-Damascus. And he w-was awso +dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the king of I-Iswaew, who smote him with a +gweat s-swaughtew. + +28:6 Fow (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the son of Wemawiah swew in Judah an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +t-thousand in onye day, which wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww v-vawiant men; because they h-had +fowsaken t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 And Zichwi, a mighty man of Ephwaim, swew >w< M-Maaseiah t-the king's +son, and Azwikam t-the govewnyow of t-the h-house, and Ewkanyah that w-was nyext +to t-the king. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cawwied away captive of theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +two hundwed thousand, (*°▽°*) w-women, ^-^ s-sons, and (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and took awso away +m-much spoiw fwom t-them, and b-bwought t-the spoiw to Samawia. + +28:9 But a pwophet of t-the WOWD w-was thewe, whose nyame w-was O-Oded: and he +went out befowe t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host that came to S-Samawia, and said u-unto t-them, +Behowd, because t-the WOWD God of youw f-fathews w-was wwoth with Judah, he +hath dewivewed t-them into youw hand, and ye have s-swain t-them in a wage +that weacheth up u-unto heaven. + +28:10 And nyow ye puwpose to keep undew t-the chiwdwen of Judah and +Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bondmen and b-bondwomen u-unto you: but awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot with +y-you, even with y-you, s-sins against t-the WOWD youw God? 28:11 Nyow h-heaw m-me +thewefowe, and d-dewivew t-the captives again, which ye have taken captive +of youw b-bwethwen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiewce wwath of t-the WOWD is upon you. + +2-28:12 T-Then c-cewtain of t-the heads of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim, A-Azawiah +t-the son of Johanyan, Bewechiah t-the son of Meshiwwemoth, and J-Jehizkiah +t-the son of Shawwum, and Amasa t-the son of Hadwai, s-stood up against t-them +that came fwom t-the waw, (＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And said u-unto t-them, Ye shaww nyot bwing +in t-the captives hithew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wheweas we have o-offended against t-the WOWD +awweady, ye intend to a-add mowe to ouw s-sins and to ouw twespass: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +ouw twespass is g-gweat, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is fiewce wwath against Iswaew. + +28:14 S-So t-the awmed men weft t-the captives and t-the spoiw befowe t-the +pwinces and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. + +2-28:15 And t-the men which wewe expwessed by nyame w-wose up, and took t-the +captives, and with t-the spoiw cwothed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe nyaked among t-them, +and awwayed t-them, and shod t-them, and gave t-them to e-eat and to dwink, +and anyointed t-them, and cawwied (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the feebwe of t-them upon asses, and +b-bwought t-them to Jewicho, t-the city of (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, to theiw b-bwethwen: +t-then they wetuwnyed to Samawia. + +28:16 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time did king Ahaz send u-unto t-the kings of Assywia to +hewp h-him. + +28:17 Fow again t-the Edomites h-had come and smitten Judah, and cawwied +away captives. + +28:18 The Phiwistinyes awso h-had invaded t-the c-cities of t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow countwy, +and of t-the south of Judah, and h-had taken Bethshemesh, and Ajawon, and +Gedewoth, and Shocho with t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, and Timnyah with t-the +v-viwwages t-theweof, Gimzo awso and t-the v-viwwages theweof: and they d-dwewt +thewe. + +28:19 Fow t-the WOWD b-bwought Judah (T_T) *cries* w-wow because of Ahaz king of I-Iswaew; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he m-made Judah nyaked, and twansgwessed sowe against t-the WOWD. + +28:20 And Tiwgathpiwnyesew king of Assywia came u-unto him, and +d-distwessed him, but stwengthenyed him n-nyot. + +2-28:21 Fow Ahaz took away a powtion out of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and +out of t-the house of t-the king, and of t-the pwinces, and gave it u-unto t-the +king of Assywia: but he hewped him n-nyot. + +2-28:22 And in t-the time of his d-distwess did he twespass (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet mowe against +t-the WOWD: this is that king Ahaz. + +28:23 Fow he sacwificed u-unto t-the gods of Damascus, which smote him: +and he said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the gods of t-the kings of Sywia hewp t-them, +thewefowe wiww I sacwifice to t-them, that they may hewp me. But they +wewe t-the wuin of him, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. + +28:24 And Ahaz gathewed togethew t-the vessews of t-the house of G-God, and +cut in pieces t-the vessews of t-the house of G-God, and s-shut up t-the doows +of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and he m-made him a-awtaws in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cownyew of +Jewusawem. + +28:25 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sevewaw city of Judah he m-made high pwaces to buwn +i-incense u-unto othew gods, and p-pwovoked to angew t-the WOWD God of his +fathews. + +28:26 Nyow t-the w-west of his acts and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, fiwst and wast, +b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of Judah and Iswaew. + +28:27 And Ahaz swept with his fathews, and they buwied him in t-the +city, even in Jewusawem: but they b-bwought him nyot into t-the sepuwchwes +of t-the kings of Iswaew: and :3 H-Hezekiah his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +2-29:1 :3 H-Hezekiah began to weign when he w-was five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd, +and he weignyed nyinye and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's +nyame w-was A-Abijah, t-the daughtew of Zechawiah. + +29:2 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, +a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that David his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had donye. + +29:3 He in t-the fiwst yeaw of his weign, in t-the fiwst m-month, openyed t-the +doows of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and w-wepaiwed them. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And he b-bwought in t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, and gathewed t-them +togethew into t-the east stweet, 29:5 And said u-unto t-them, Heaw me, ye +W-Wevites, sanctify nyow youwsewves, and sanctify t-the house of t-the WOWD +God of youw fathews, and cawwy fowth t-the fiwthinyess out of t-the h-howy +pwace. + +2-29:6 Fow ouw f-fathews have twespassed, and donye that which w-was eviw in +t-the eyes of t-the WOWD ouw G-God, and have fowsaken him, and have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +away theiw faces fwom t-the h-habitation of t-the WOWD, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw +backs. + +29:7 Awso they have s-shut up t-the doows of t-the powch, and put out t-the +wamps, and have nyot buwnyed i-incense (=`ω´=) n-nyow offewed buwnt offewings in t-the +h-howy pwace u-unto t-the God of Iswaew. + +29:8 Whewefowe t-the wwath of t-the WOWD w-was upon Judah and J-Jewusawem, and +he hath dewivewed t-them to twoubwe, to astonyishment, and to hissing, as +ye s-see with youw eyes. + +29:9 Fow, wo, ouw f-fathews have f-fawwen by t-the swowd, and ouw sons and +ouw daughtews and ouw wives awe in captivity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this. + +29:10 Nyow it is in minye heawt to make a c-covenyant with t-the WOWD God of +I-Iswaew, that his fiewce wwath may tuwn away fwom us. + +29:11 My ^-^ s-sons, be nyot nyow (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyegwigent: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath chosen you to +stand befowe him, to sewve him, and that ye shouwd m-minyistew u-unto him, +and buwn incense. + +29:12 T-Then t-the Wevites a-awose, Mahath t-the son of (´ ω `♡) A-Amasai, and Joew t-the +son of A-Azawiah, of t-the sons of t-the K-Kohathites: and of t-the sons of +Mewawi, Kish t-the son of A-Abdi, and A-Azawiah t-the son of Jehawewew: and of +t-the Gewshonyites; Joah t-the son of Z-Zimmah, and Eden t-the son of Joah: +29:13 And of t-the sons of Ewizaphan; Shimwi, and Jeiew: and of t-the sons +of Asaph; Z-Zechawiah, and Mattanyiah: 2-29:14 And of t-the sons of Heman; +Jehiew, and Shimei: and of t-the sons of Jeduthun; Shemaiah, and U-Uzziew. + +OwO 2-29:15 And they gathewed theiw bwethwen, and sanctified themsewves, and +came, a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the king, by t-the w-wowds of t-the +WOWD, to cweanse t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +29:16 And t-the pwiests went into t-the innyew pawt of t-the house of t-the +WOWD, to cweanse it, and b-bwought out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the uncweannyess that they +f-found in t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD into t-the couwt of t-the house of t-the +WOWD. And t-the Wevites took it, to cawwy it out a-abwoad into t-the b-bwook +Kidwon. + +29:17 Nyow they began on t-the fiwst day of t-the fiwst month to sanctify, +and on t-the eighth day of t-the month came they to t-the p-powch of t-the WOWD: +so they sanctified t-the house of t-the WOWD in eight days; and in t-the +s-sixteenth day of t-the fiwst month they m-made an end. + +29:18 T-Then they went in to :3 H-Hezekiah t-the king, and said, We have +cweansed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the awtaw of buwnt o-offewing, +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and t-the shewbwead tabwe, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +vessews t-theweof. + +2-29:19 Moweovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews, which king Ahaz in his weign did cast +away in his twansgwession, have we pwepawed and s-sanctified, and, +b-behowd, they awe befowe t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD. + +29:20 T-Then :3 H-Hezekiah t-the king w-wose e-eawwy, and gathewed t-the wuwews of +t-the city, and went up to t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +29:21 And they b-bwought seven buwwocks, and seven wams, and seven +wambs, and seven he goats, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the k-kingdom, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the s-sanctuawy, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Judah. And he commanded t-the pwiests t-the sons of +Aawon to offew t-them on t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD. + +2-29:22 S-So they kiwwed t-the buwwocks, and t-the pwiests weceived t-the bwood, +and spwinkwed it on t-the a-awtaw: (　･ω･)☞ w-wikewise, when they h-had kiwwed t-the +wams, they spwinkwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the a-awtaw: they kiwwed awso t-the +wambs, and they spwinkwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +29:23 And they b-bwought fowth t-the he g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin offewing befowe +t-the king and t-the c-congwegation; and they w-waid theiw h-hands upon (=`ω´=) t-them: +29:24 And t-the pwiests kiwwed t-them, and they m-made weconciwiation with +theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the king commanded that t-the buwnt offewing and t-the sin offewing shouwd +be m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. + +29:25 And he s-set t-the Wevites in t-the house of t-the WOWD with cymbaws, +with p-psawtewies, and with h-hawps, a-accowding to t-the commandment of +D-David, and of Gad t-the king's seew, and N-Nyathan t-the p-pwophet: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so w-was +t-the commandment of t-the WOWD by his pwophets. + +29:26 And t-the Wevites s-stood with t-the instwuments of D-David, and t-the +pwiests with t-the twumpets. + +29:27 And :3 H-Hezekiah commanded to offew t-the buwnt offewing upon t-the +(o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +And when t-the buwnt offewing began, t-the song of t-the WOWD began awso +with t-the twumpets, and with t-the instwuments o-owdainyed by David king of +Iswaew. + +2-29:28 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation wowshipped, and t-the s-singews sang, and +t-the twumpetews sounded: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this continyued untiw t-the buwnt +offewing w-was finyished. + +2-29:29 And when they h-had m-made an end of o-offewing, t-the king and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +wewe pwesent with him b-bowed themsewves, and wowshipped. + +29:30 Moweovew :3 H-Hezekiah t-the king and t-the pwinces commanded t-the Wevites +to sing pwaise u-unto t-the WOWD with t-the w-wowds of D-David, and of A-Asaph t-the +seew. And they sang p-pwaises with gwadnyess, and they b-bowed theiw heads +and wowshipped. + +29:31 T-Then :3 H-Hezekiah answewed and said, Nyow ye have consecwated +youwsewves u-unto t-the WOWD, come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw and bwing s-sacwifices and thank +offewings into t-the house of t-the WOWD. And t-the c-congwegation b-bwought in +s-sacwifices and thank offewings; and as many as wewe of a fwee heawt +buwnt offewings. + +29:32 And t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the buwnt offewings, which t-the c-congwegation +bwought, w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten buwwocks, an hundwed wams, and two +hundwed w-wambs: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing to t-the WOWD. + +2-29:33 And t-the consecwated things wewe six hundwed oxen and thwee +t-thousand sheep. + +29:34 But t-the pwiests wewe too few, so that they couwd nyot fway (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the buwnt ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Wevites did hewp +t-them, tiww t-the wowk w-was ended, and untiw t-the othew pwiests h-had +sanctified themsewves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wevites wewe mowe upwight in heawt to +sanctify themsewves than t-the pwiests. + +29:35 And awso t-the buwnt offewings wewe in abundance, with t-the fat of +t-the peace offewings, and t-the dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. +S-So t-the sewvice of t-the house of t-the WOWD w-was s-set in owdew. + +29:36 And :3 H-Hezekiah wejoiced, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, that God h-had pwepawed +t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the t-thing w-was donye suddenwy. + +30:1 And :3 H-Hezekiah sent to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew and Judah, and wwote wettews awso +to Ephwaim and Manyasseh, that they shouwd come to t-the house of t-the +WOWD a-at J-Jewusawem, to keep t-the passovew u-unto t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +30:2 Fow t-the king h-had taken counsew, and his pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-congwegation in J-Jewusawem, to keep t-the passovew in t-the second m-month. + +30:3 Fow they couwd nyot keep it a-at that time, because t-the pwiests h-had +nyot sanctified themsewves sufficientwy, nyeithew h-had t-the peopwe +gathewed themsewves togethew to Jewusawem. + +30:4 And t-the t-thing pweased t-the king and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. + +3-30:5 S-So they estabwished a decwee to make pwocwamation (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +I-Iswaew, fwom B-Beewsheba even to Dan, that they shouwd come to keep t-the +passovew u-unto t-the WOWD God of Iswaew a-at Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had nyot +donye it of a wong time in such sowt as it w-was w-wwitten. + +30:6 S-So t-the posts went with t-the wettews fwom t-the king and his pwinces +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew and Judah, and a-accowding to t-the commandment of +t-the king, s-saying, Ye chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, tuwn again u-unto t-the WOWD God +of A-Abwaham, Isaac, and I-Iswaew, and he wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the wemnyant of +y-you, that awe escaped out of t-the hand of t-the kings of Assywia. + +30:7 And be nyot ye w-wike youw fathews, and w-wike youw bwethwen, which +twespassed against t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, who thewefowe gave +t-them up to desowation, as ye see. + +30:8 Nyow be ye nyot stiffnyecked, as youw f-fathews (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, but yiewd +youwsewves u-unto t-the WOWD, and entew into his s-sanctuawy, which he hath +sanctified (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and sewve t-the WOWD youw G-God, that t-the fiewcenyess +of his wwath may tuwn away fwom you. + +(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 Fow if ye tuwn again u-unto t-the WOWD, youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and youw +chiwdwen shaww f-find compassion befowe t-them that wead t-them captive, so +that they shaww come again into this wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God is +gwacious and m-mewcifuw, and wiww nyot tuwn away his f-face fwom y-you, if ye +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto h-him. + +30:10 S-So t-the posts passed fwom city to city thwough t-the c-countwy of +Ephwaim and Manyasseh even u-unto Zebuwun: but they w-waughed t-them to +scown, and mocked them. + +3-30:11 Nyevewthewess divews of Ashew and Manyasseh and of Zebuwun humbwed +themsewves, and came to Jewusawem. + +30:12 Awso in Judah t-the hand of God w-was to g-give t-them onye heawt to (^-^*)/ d-do +t-the commandment of t-the king and of t-the pwinces, by t-the wowd of t-the +WOWD. + +30:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe assembwed a-at Jewusawem m-much peopwe to keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast +of unweavenyed bwead in t-the second m-month, a vewy gweat c-congwegation. + +30:14 And they awose and took away t-the a-awtaws that wewe in J-Jewusawem, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the a-awtaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-incense took they away, and cast t-them into t-the +b-bwook Kidwon. + +30:15 T-Then they kiwwed t-the passovew on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the +second (o_O) m-month: and t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites wewe a-ashamed, and +sanctified themsewves, and b-bwought in t-the buwnt offewings into t-the +house of t-the WOWD. + +30:16 And they s-stood in theiw pwace aftew theiw m-mannyew, a-accowding to +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses t-the man of G-God: t-the pwiests spwinkwed t-the bwood, +which they weceived of t-the hand of t-the Wevites. + +30:17 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many in t-the c-congwegation that wewe nyot +sanctified: thewefowe t-the Wevites h-had t-the chawge of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ k-kiwwing of t-the +^w^ p-passovews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that w-was nyot cwean, to sanctify t-them u-unto t-the +WOWD. + +30:18 Fow a muwtitude of t-the p-peopwe, even many of Ephwaim, and +Manyasseh, I-Issachaw, and Zebuwun, h-had nyot cweansed themsewves, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet did +they e-eat t-the passovew o-othewwise than it w-was w-wwitten. But :3 H-Hezekiah +pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, s-saying, The g-good WOWD pawdon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 3-30:19 That +pwepaweth his heawt to seek G-God, t-the WOWD God of his fathews, t-though +he be nyot cweansed a-accowding to t-the puwification of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +30:20 And t-the WOWD heawkenyed to Hezekiah, and heawed t-the peopwe. + +30:21 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew that wewe pwesent a-at Jewusawem kept +t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead seven days with gweat gwadnyess: and t-the +Wevites and t-the pwiests pwaised t-the WOWD day by day, singing with w-woud +instwuments u-unto t-the WOWD. + +30:22 And :3 H-Hezekiah spake comfowtabwy u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Wevites that taught +t-the g-good k-knyowwedge of t-the WOWD: and they did e-eat (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast +seven days, offewing peace offewings, and making confession to t-the +WOWD God of theiw fathews. + +3-30:23 And t-the w-whowe assembwy took counsew to keep othew seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: +and they kept othew seven days with gwadnyess. + +30:24 Fow :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah did g-give to t-the c-congwegation a +t-thousand buwwocks and seven t-thousand sheep; and t-the pwinces gave to +t-the c-congwegation a t-thousand buwwocks and t-ten t-thousand sheep: and a +gweat (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of pwiests sanctified themsewves. + +30:25 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Judah, with t-the pwiests and t-the +W-Wevites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation that came out of I-Iswaew, and t-the +stwangews that came out of t-the wand of I-Iswaew, and that d-dwewt in +Judah, (^-^*)/ *pokes you* w-wejoiced. + +30:26 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was gweat joy in Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow since t-the time of +S-Sowomon t-the son of David king of Iswaew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot t-the w-wike in +Jewusawem. + +3-30:27 T-Then t-the pwiests t-the Wevites awose and bwessed t-the peopwe: and +theiw voice w-was heawd, and theiw pwayew came up to his h-howy dwewwing +pwace, even u-unto heaven. + +31:1 Nyow when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this w-was finyished, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew that wewe pwesent went +out to t-the c-cities of Judah, and bwake t-the images in p-pieces, and cut +down t-the gwoves, and t-thwew down t-the high pwaces and t-the a-awtaws out of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Benjamin, in Ephwaim awso and Manyasseh, untiw they h-had +u-uttewwy destwoyed t-them aww. T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wetuwnyed, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his possession, into theiw own cities. + +3-31:2 And :3 H-Hezekiah appointed t-the couwses of t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites +aftew theiw couwses, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his sewvice, t-the pwiests +and Wevites (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewings and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace offewings, to minyistew, +and to g-give thanks, and to pwaise in t-the gates of t-the tents of t-the +WOWD. + +31:3 He appointed awso t-the king's powtion of his s-substance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +buwnt offewings, to wit, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mownying and evenying buwnt offewings, +and t-the buwnt offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sabbaths, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyew moons, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-set feasts, as it is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD. + +3-31:4 Moweovew he commanded t-the peopwe that d-dwewt in Jewusawem to g-give +t-the powtion of t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, that they m-might be +encouwaged in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD. + +31:5 And as soon as t-the commandment came abwoad, t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew b-bwought in a-abundance t-the fiwstfwuits of cown, winye, and oiw, +and honyey, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the incwease of t-the fiewd; and t-the tithe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things b-bwought they in abundantwy. + +31:6 And c-concewnying t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and Judah, that d-dwewt in +t-the c-cities of Judah, they awso b-bwought in t-the tithe of oxen and sheep, +and t-the tithe of h-howy things which wewe consecwated u-unto t-the WOWD +theiw G-God, and w-waid t-them by heaps. + +31:7 In t-the thiwd month they began to way t-the f-foundation of t-the heaps, +and finyished t-them in t-the seventh m-month. + +31:8 And when :3 H-Hezekiah and t-the pwinces came and saw t-the heaps, they +bwessed t-the WOWD, and his peopwe Iswaew. + +31:9 T-Then :3 H-Hezekiah questionyed with t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites +c-concewnying t-the heaps. + +31:10 And A-Azawiah t-the chief pwiest of t-the house of Zadok answewed him, +and said, Since t-the peopwe began to bwing t-the offewings into t-the house +of t-the WOWD, we have h-had e-enyough to eat, and have weft p-pwenty: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD hath bwessed his peopwe; and that which is weft is this gweat +stowe. + +31:11 T-Then :3 H-Hezekiah commanded to p-pwepawe c-chambews in t-the house of t-the +WOWD; and they pwepawed t-them, 31:12 And b-bwought in t-the offewings and +t-the tithes and t-the dedicated things faithfuwwy: o-ovew which Conyonyiah +t-the Wevite w-was wuwew, and S-Shimei his b-bwothew w-was t-the nyext. + +(^ω~) 3-31:13 And Jehiew, and Azaziah, and Nyahath, and Asahew, and Jewimoth, +and Jozabad, and Ewiew, and Ismachiah, and Mahath, and Benyaiah, wewe +ovewseews undew t-the hand of Conyonyiah and S-Shimei his bwothew, a-at t-the +commandment of :3 H-Hezekiah t-the king, and A-Azawiah t-the wuwew of t-the house +of God. + +31:14 And ต(=ω=)ต K-Kowe t-the son of Imnyah t-the Wevite, t-the powtew towawd t-the +(o^ ^o)/ e-east, w-was o-ovew t-the fweewiww offewings of G-God, to d-distwibute t-the +obwations of t-the WOWD, and t-the most h-howy things. + +31:15 And nyext him wewe Eden, and Minyiamin, and Jeshua, and Shemaiah, +Amawiah, and Shecanyiah, in t-the c-cities of t-the p-pwiests, in theiw s-set +office, to g-give to theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen by couwses, as w-weww to t-the gweat as +to t-the smaww: 31:16 Beside theiw g-genyeawogy of mawes, fwom thwee yeaws +o-owd and upwawd, even u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that enteweth into t-the house of +t-the WOWD, his daiwy powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sewvice in theiw chawges +a-accowding to theiw couwses; 31:17 Both to t-the g-genyeawogy of t-the pwiests +by t-the house of theiw fathews, and t-the Wevites fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd +and upwawd, in theiw chawges by theiw couwses; 31:18 And to t-the +g-genyeawogy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, theiw wives, and theiw ^-^ s-sons, and +theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in theiw s-set ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office +they sanctified themsewves in howinyess: 3-31:19 Awso of t-the sons of +Aawon t-the p-pwiests, which wewe in t-the fiewds of t-the s-subuwbs of theiw +cities, in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sevewaw city, t-the men that wewe expwessed by nyame, to +g-give powtions to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mawes among t-the p-pwiests, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe +w-weckonyed by genyeawogies among t-the Wevites. + +31:20 And thus did :3 H-Hezekiah (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah, and wwought that +which w-was g-good and wight and twuth befowe t-the WOWD his God. + +3-31:21 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk that he began in t-the sewvice of t-the house of +G-God, and in t-the w-waw, and in t-the commandments, to seek his G-God, he did +it with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, and pwospewed. + +32:1 Aftew these things, and t-the estabwishment t-theweof, uWu S-Sennyachewib +king of Assywia came, and entewed into Judah, and encamped against t-the +f-fenced cities, and thought to (^人^) w-win t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf. + +32:2 And when :3 H-Hezekiah saw that uWu S-Sennyachewib w-was come, and that he w-was +p-puwposed to fight against J-Jewusawem, 3-32:3 He took counsew with his +pwinces and his mighty men to stop t-the watews of t-the fountains which +wewe without t-the city: and they did hewp h-him. + +3-32:4 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was gathewed m-much peopwe togethew, who |･ω･) s-stopped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +fountains, and t-the b-bwook that wan thwough t-the m-midst of t-the wand, +s-saying, Why shouwd t-the kings of Assywia come, and f-find m-much watew? +3-32:5 Awso he stwengthenyed himsewf, and b-buiwt up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the waww that w-was +bwoken, and waised it up to t-the towews, and anyothew waww without, and +w-wepaiwed M-Miwwo in t-the city of D-David, and m-made dawts and shiewds in +abundance. + +32:6 And he s-set captains of waw o-ovew t-the p-peopwe, and gathewed t-them +togethew to him in t-the stweet of t-the gate of t-the city, and spake +comfowtabwy to t-them, s-saying, (≧◡≦) 3-32:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and couwageous, be nyot +afwaid (=`ω´=) n-nyow d-dismayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of A-Assywia, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude +that is with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be mowe with us than with him: 3-32:8 With +him is an a-awm of fwesh; but with us is t-the WOWD ouw God to hewp u-us, +and to fight ouw battwes. And t-the peopwe wested themsewves upon t-the +w-wowds of :3 H-Hezekiah king of J-Judah. + +32:9 Aftew this did uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia send his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to +J-Jewusawem, (but he himsewf w-waid s-siege against Wachish, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +p-powew with him,) u-unto :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah that +wewe a-at J-Jewusawem, s-saying, 32:10 T-Thus saith uWu S-Sennyachewib king of +A-Assywia, Wheweon (^-^*)/ d-do ye twust, that ye abide in t-the s-siege in Jewusawem? +32:11 Doth nyot :3 H-Hezekiah pewsuade you to g-give o-ovew youwsewves to die by +faminye and by thiwst, s-saying, The WOWD ouw God shaww d-dewivew us out of +t-the hand of t-the king of A-Assywia? 32:12 Hath nyot t-the same :3 H-Hezekiah +taken away his high pwaces and his awtaws, and commanded Judah and +J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Ye shaww w-wowship befowe onye awtaw, and buwn i-incense +upon it? 32:13 K-Knyow ye nyot what I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews have donye u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe of othew wands? wewe t-the gods of t-the nyations of those wands +any ways abwe to d-dewivew theiw wands out of minye hand? (＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 Who w-was +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of those nyations that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews u-uttewwy +destwoyed, that couwd d-dewivew his peopwe out of minye hand, that youw +God shouwd be abwe to d-dewivew you out of minye hand? 32:15 Nyow +thewefowe wet nyot :3 H-Hezekiah deceive y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow pewsuade you on this +m-mannyew, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet bewieve him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of any nyation ow kingdom +w-was abwe to d-dewivew his peopwe out of minye hand, and out of t-the hand +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews: how m-much w-wess shaww youw God d-dewivew you out of minye +hand? 3-32:16 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants spake (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet mowe against t-the WOWD G-God, and +against his sewvant H-Hezekiah. + +3-32:17 He wwote awso wettews to waiw on t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, and to +speak against him, s-saying, As t-the gods of t-the nyations of othew wands +have nyot dewivewed theiw peopwe out of minye hand, so shaww nyot t-the God +of :3 H-Hezekiah d-dewivew his peopwe out of minye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3-32:18 T-Then they cwied with a w-woud voice in t-the Jews' speech u-unto t-the +peopwe of Jewusawem that wewe on t-the waww, to (❤ω❤) a-affwight t-them, and to +twoubwe t-them; that they m-might o(>ω<)o t-take t-the city. + +32:19 And they spake against t-the God of J-Jewusawem, as against t-the gods +of t-the peopwe of t-the eawth, which wewe t-the wowk of t-the h-hands of m-man. + +3-32:20 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause :3 H-Hezekiah t-the king, and t-the pwophet Isaiah t-the +son of Amoz, pwayed and cwied to heaven. + +3-32:21 And t-the WOWD sent an angew, which cut off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty men of +vawouw, and t-the weadews and captains in t-the camp of t-the king of +Assywia. S-So he wetuwnyed with shame of f-face to his own wand. And when +he w-was come into t-the house of his (・_・ヾ g-god, they that came fowth of his own +b-bowews swew him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-the swowd. + +32:22 T-Thus t-the WOWD saved :3 H-Hezekiah and t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem +fwom t-the hand of uWu S-Sennyachewib t-the king of A-Assywia, and fwom t-the hand of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew, and guided t-them on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. + +32:23 And many b-bwought gifts u-unto t-the WOWD to J-Jewusawem, and pwesents +to :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah: so that he w-was m-magnyified in t-the sight of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations fwom thencefowth. + +3-32:24 In those days :3 H-Hezekiah w-was sick to t-the d-death, and pwayed u-unto +t-the WOWD: and he spake u-unto him, and he gave him a sign. + +3-32:25 But :3 H-Hezekiah w-wendewed nyot again a-accowding to t-the b-benyefit donye +u-unto h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his heawt w-was w-wifted up: thewefowe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was wwath upon +him, and upon Judah and Jewusawem. + +32:26 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding :3 H-Hezekiah humbwed himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwide of his +heawt, both he and t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, so that t-the wwath of +t-the WOWD came nyot upon t-them in t-the days of H-Hezekiah. + +32:27 And :3 H-Hezekiah h-had exceeding m-much w-wiches and h-honyouw: and he m-made +himsewf tweasuwies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-siwvew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow spices, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow shiewds, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of pweasant +jewews; 32:28 Stowehouses awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the incwease of cown, and winye, and +oiw; and stawws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of beasts, and cotes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwocks. + +32:29 Moweovew he pwovided him cities, and possessions of f-fwocks and +hewds in abundance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God h-had given him s-substance vewy much. + +32:30 This same :3 H-Hezekiah awso |･ω･) s-stopped t-the (--_--) u-uppew watewcouwse of Gihon, +and b-bwought it stwaight down to t-the west side of t-the city of David. +And :3 H-Hezekiah pwospewed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks. + +3-32:31 Howbeit in t-the businyess of t-the (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows of t-the pwinces of +Babywon, who sent u-unto him to enquiwe of t-the wondew that w-was donye in +t-the wand, God weft him, to twy him, that he m-might knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in +his heawt. + +32:32 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Hezekiah, and his goodnyess, b-behowd, +they awe wwitten in t-the vision of Isaiah t-the pwophet, t-the son of Amoz, +and in t-the book of t-the kings of Judah and Iswaew. + +32:33 And :3 H-Hezekiah swept with his fathews, and they buwied him in t-the +chiefest of t-the sepuwchwes of t-the sons of David: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and t-the +i-inhabitants of Jewusawem did him honyouw a-at his death. And Manyasseh his +son weignyed in his s-stead. + +3-33:1 Manyasseh w-was twewve yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he +weignyed fifty and five yeaws in Jewusawem: 33:2 But did that which w-was +eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, w-wike u-unto t-the abominyations of t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom t-the WOWD h-had cast out befowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +33:3 Fow he b-buiwt again t-the high pwaces which :3 H-Hezekiah his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had +bwoken down, and he weawed up a-awtaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Baawim, and m-made gwoves, and +w-wowshipped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, and sewved them. + +33:4 Awso he b-buiwt a-awtaws in t-the house of t-the WOWD, wheweof t-the WOWD +h-had said, In Jewusawem shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +3-33:5 And he b-buiwt a-awtaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven in t-the two couwts +of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +33:6 And he caused his chiwdwen to pass thwough t-the fiwe in t-the vawwey +of t-the son of Hinnyom: awso he obsewved times, and used enchantments, +and used ♡(｡- ω -) *sweats* w-witchcwaft, and d-deawt with a famiwiaw spiwit, and with +wizawds: he wwought m-much eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, to pwovoke him +to angew. + +33:7 And he s-set a cawved image, t-the idow which he h-had made, in t-the +house of G-God, of which God h-had said to David and to S-Sowomon his son, +In this h-house, and in J-Jewusawem, which I have chosen befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +twibes of I-Iswaew, wiww I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 3-33:8 N-Nyeithew wiww I any +mowe w-wemove t-the foot of Iswaew fwom out of t-the wand which I have +appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw fathews; so that they wiww o(>ω<)o t-take heed to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +I have commanded t-them, a-accowding to t-the w-whowe (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the s-statutes and +t-the owdinyances by t-the hand of M-Moses. + +33:9 S-So Manyasseh m-made Judah and t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem to eww, +and to (^-^*)/ d-do wowse than t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom t-the WOWD h-had destwoyed befowe +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +33:10 And t-the WOWD spake to Manyasseh, and to his peopwe: but they +w-wouwd nyot h-heawken. + +33:11 Whewefowe t-the WOWD b-bwought upon t-them t-the captains of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of +t-the king of A-Assywia, which took Manyasseh among t-the thowns, and b-bound +him with fettews, and cawwied him to Babywon. + +33:12 And when he w-was in a-affwiction, he besought t-the WOWD his G-God, and +humbwed himsewf gweatwy befowe t-the God of his fathews, 33:13 And +pwayed u-unto him: and he w-was intweated of him, and heawd his +suppwication, and b-bwought him again to Jewusawem into his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. +T-Then Manyasseh knyew that t-the WOWD he w-was God. + +33:14 Nyow aftew this he b-buiwt a waww without t-the city of D-David, on t-the +west side of Gihon, in t-the vawwey, even to t-the entewing in a-at t-the fish +gate, and compassed about Ophew, and waised it up a vewy gweat height, +and put captains of waw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fenced c-cities of J-Judah. + +33:15 And he took away t-the s-stwange gods, and t-the idow out of t-the house +of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the a-awtaws that he h-had b-buiwt in t-the mount of t-the +house of t-the WOWD, and in J-Jewusawem, and cast t-them out of t-the city. + +3-33:16 And he w-wepaiwed t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD, and sacwificed theweon +peace offewings and thank offewings, and commanded Judah to sewve t-the +WOWD God of Iswaew. + +33:17 Nyevewthewess t-the peopwe did sacwifice stiww in t-the high pwaces, +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet u-unto t-the WOWD theiw God onwy. + +33:18 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Manyasseh, and his pwayew u-unto his +G-God, and t-the w-wowds of t-the seews that spake to him in t-the nyame of t-the +WOWD God of I-Iswaew, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings +of Iswaew. + +33:19 His pwayew awso, and how God w-was intweated of him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +sins, and his twespass, and t-the pwaces whewein he b-buiwt high pwaces, +and s-set up gwoves and gwaven images, befowe he w-was humbwed: b-behowd, +they awe wwitten among t-the sayings of t-the seews. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 S-So Manyasseh swept with his fathews, and they buwied him in his +own house: and Amon his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +33:21 Amon w-was two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and +weignyed two yeaws in Jewusawem. + +3-33:22 But he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, as did +Manyasseh his fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Amon sacwificed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cawved images +which Manyasseh his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had made, and sewved t-them; 33:23 And humbwed +nyot himsewf befowe t-the WOWD, as Manyasseh his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had humbwed +himsewf; but Amon twespassed mowe and mowe. + +33:24 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants conspiwed against him, and swew him in his own +house. + +33:25 But t-the peopwe of t-the wand swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that h-had conspiwed +against king Amon; and t-the peopwe of t-the wand m-made Josiah his son king +in his s-stead. + +34:1 Josiah w-was eight yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed +in Jewusawem onye and thiwty yeaws. + +34:2 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and +wawked in t-the ways of David his fathew, and decwinyed nyeithew to t-the +wight hand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft. + +34:3 Fow in t-the eighth yeaw of his weign, whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (O.O) y-young, he +began to seek aftew t-the God of David his fathew: and in t-the twewfth +yeaw he began to puwge Judah and Jewusawem fwom t-the high pwaces, and +t-the gwoves, and t-the cawved images, and t-the mowten images. + +(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And they bwake down t-the a-awtaws of Baawim in his pwesence; and t-the +images, that wewe on high a-above t-them, he cut down; and t-the gwoves, and +t-the cawved images, and t-the mowten images, he bwake in p-pieces, and m-made +dust of t-them, and stwowed it upon t-the gwaves of t-them that h-had +sacwificed u-unto them. + +34:5 And he buwnt t-the bonyes of t-the pwiests upon theiw awtaws, and +cweansed Judah and Jewusawem. + +34:6 And so did he in t-the c-cities of Manyasseh, and Ephwaim, and S-Simeon, +even u-unto Nyaphtawi, with theiw mattocks (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +34:7 And when he h-had bwoken down t-the a-awtaws and t-the gwoves, and h-had +beaten t-the gwaven images into powdew, and cut down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the idows +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of I-Iswaew, he wetuwnyed to Jewusawem. + +3-34:8 Nyow in t-the eighteenth yeaw of his weign, when he h-had (*^.^*) p-puwged t-the +wand, and t-the h-house, he sent Shaphan t-the son of A-Azawiah, and >w< M-Maaseiah +t-the govewnyow of t-the city, and Joah t-the son of Joahaz t-the wecowdew, to +wepaiw t-the house of t-the WOWD his God. + +34:9 And when they came to Hiwkiah t-the high pwiest, they dewivewed t-the +monyey that w-was b-bwought into t-the house of G-God, which t-the Wevites that +kept t-the doows h-had gathewed of t-the hand of Manyasseh and Ephwaim, and +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of I-Iswaew, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Benjamin; and they +wetuwnyed to Jewusawem. + +34:10 And they put it in t-the hand of t-the wowkmen that h-had t-the +ovewsight of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and they gave it to t-the wowkmen +that wwought in t-the house of t-the WOWD, to wepaiw and amend t-the house: +34:11 Even to t-the awtificews and buiwdews gave they it, to buy hewn +stonye, and timbew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow coupwings, and to fwoow t-the houses which t-the +kings of Judah h-had destwoyed. + +34:12 And t-the men did t-the wowk faithfuwwy: and t-the ovewseews of t-them +wewe Jahath and (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, t-the W-Wevites, of t-the sons of Mewawi; and +(*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah and Meshuwwam, of t-the sons of t-the Kohathites, to s-set it +fowwawd; and othew of t-the W-Wevites, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that couwd skiww of instwuments +of m-musick. + +34:13 Awso they wewe o-ovew t-the beawews of b-buwdens, and wewe ovewseews +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wwought t-the wowk in any m-mannyew of sewvice: and of t-the +Wevites (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe s-scwibes, and officews, and powtews. + +34:14 And when they b-bwought out t-the monyey that w-was b-bwought into t-the +house of t-the WOWD, Hiwkiah t-the pwiest f-found a book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the +WOWD given by M-Moses. + +3-34:15 And Hiwkiah answewed and said to Shaphan t-the s-scwibe, I have +f-found t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw in t-the house of t-the WOWD. And Hiwkiah +dewivewed t-the book to Shaphan. + +34:16 And Shaphan cawwied t-the book to t-the king, and b-bwought t-the king +wowd back again, s-saying, Aww that w-was committed to thy sewvants, they +(^-^*)/ d-do it. + +34:17 And they have gathewed togethew t-the monyey that w-was f-found in t-the +house of t-the WOWD, and have dewivewed it into t-the hand of t-the +ovewseews, and to t-the hand of t-the wowkmen. + +34:18 T-Then Shaphan t-the scwibe towd t-the king, s-saying, Hiwkiah t-the +pwiest hath given m-me a book. And Shaphan wead it befowe t-the king. + +34:19 And it came to pass, when t-the king h-had heawd t-the w-wowds of t-the +w-waw, that he went his cwothes. + +34:20 And t-the king commanded Hiwkiah, and Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan, +and Abdon t-the son of M-Micah, and Shaphan t-the s-scwibe, and Asaiah a +sewvant of t-the king's, s-saying, 3-34:21 Go, enquiwe of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that awe weft in Iswaew and in Judah, c-concewnying t-the +w-wowds of t-the book that is f-found: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is t-the wwath of t-the WOWD +that is pouwed out upon u-us, because ouw f-fathews have nyot kept t-the wowd +of t-the WOWD, to (^-^*)/ d-do aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is wwitten in this book. + +3-34:22 And Hiwkiah, and they that t-the king h-had appointed, went to +Huwdah t-the pwophetess, t-the wife of Shawwum t-the son of Tikvath, t-the son +of Haswah, (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the wawdwobe; (nyow she d-dwewt in Jewusawem in t-the +c-cowwege:) and they spake to hew to that e-effect. + +3-34:23 And she answewed t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Teww +ye t-the man that sent you to me, 34:24 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I +wiww bwing eviw upon this pwace, and upon t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof, +even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cuwses that awe wwitten in t-the book which they have wead +befowe t-the king of Judah: 3-34:25 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have fowsaken me, and +have buwnyed i-incense u-unto othew gods, that they m-might pwovoke m-me to +angew with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of theiw hands; thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath shaww be +pouwed out upon this pwace, and shaww nyot be quenched. + +34:26 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of Judah, who sent you to enquiwe of t-the +WOWD, so shaww ye say u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of Iswaew +c-concewnying t-the w-wowds which t-thou hast heawd; 34:27 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thinye heawt +w-was t-tendew, and t-thou didst humbwe t-thysewf befowe G-God, when t-thou +heawdest his w-wowds against this pwace, and against t-the i-inhabitants +t-theweof, and humbwedst t-thysewf befowe me, and didst w-wend thy cwothes, +and weep befowe m-me; I have even heawd thee awso, saith t-the WOWD. + +3-34:28 Behowd, I wiww gathew thee to thy fathews, and t-thou shawt be +gathewed to thy gwave in p-peace, nyeithew shaww thinye eyes s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +eviw that I wiww bwing upon this pwace, and upon t-the i-inhabitants of +t-the same. S-So they b-bwought t-the king wowd again. + +34:29 T-Then t-the king sent and gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Judah +and Jewusawem. + +34:30 And t-the king went up into t-the house of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men +of Judah, and t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, and t-the p-pwiests, and t-the +W-Wevites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, gweat and smaww: and he wead in theiw +eaws (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the book of t-the c-covenyant that w-was f-found in t-the +house of t-the WOWD. + +34:31 And t-the king s-stood in his pwace, and m-made a c-covenyant befowe t-the +WOWD, to wawk aftew t-the WOWD, and to keep his commandments, and his +testimonyies, and his s-statutes, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +s-souw, to pewfowm t-the w-wowds of t-the c-covenyant which awe wwitten in this +book. + +34:32 And he caused (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe pwesent in Jewusawem and Benjamin to +stand to it. And t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem did a-accowding to t-the +c-covenyant of G-God, t-the God of theiw fathews. + +3-34:33 And Josiah took away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +countwies that p-pewtainyed to t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +wewe pwesent in Iswaew to sewve, even to sewve t-the WOWD theiw God. And +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days they depawted nyot fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD, t-the God of +theiw fathews. + +35:1 Moweovew Josiah kept a passovew u-unto t-the WOWD in Jewusawem: and +they kiwwed t-the passovew on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the fiwst m-month. + +35:2 And he s-set t-the pwiests in theiw chawges, and encouwaged t-them to +t-the sewvice of t-the house of t-the WOWD, 35:3 And said u-unto t-the Wevites +that taught (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, which wewe h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD, Put t-the h-howy +awk in t-the house which S-Sowomon t-the son of David king of Iswaew did +|･ω･) b-buiwd; it shaww nyot be a ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden upon youw shouwdews: sewve nyow t-the +WOWD youw G-God, and his peopwe I-Iswaew, 35:4 And p-pwepawe youwsewves by +t-the houses of youw fathews, aftew youw couwses, a-accowding to t-the +w-wwiting of David king of I-Iswaew, and a-accowding to t-the w-wwiting of +S-Sowomon his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +35:5 And stand in t-the h-howy pwace a-accowding to t-the divisions of t-the +famiwies of t-the f-fathews of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the p-peopwe, and aftew t-the +division of t-the famiwies of t-the Wevites. + +3-35:6 S-So kiww t-the p-passovew, and sanctify youwsewves, and p-pwepawe youw +bwethwen, that they may (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by t-the +hand of M-Moses. + +35:7 And Josiah gave to t-the p-peopwe, of t-the f-fwock, w-wambs and o(>ω<)o k-kids, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the passovew offewings, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe pwesent, to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew +of thiwty thousand, and thwee t-thousand buwwocks: these wewe of t-the +king's substance. + +3-35:8 And his pwinces gave w-wiwwingwy u-unto t-the p-peopwe, to t-the p-pwiests, +and to t-the Wevites: Hiwkiah and (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah and Jehiew, wuwews of t-the +house of G-God, gave u-unto t-the pwiests (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the passovew offewings two +t-thousand and six hundwed smaww cattwe and thwee hundwed o-oxen. + +3-35:9 C-Conyanyiah awso, and Shemaiah and (╯✧▽✧)╯ N-Nyethanyeew, his bwethwen, and +Hashabiah and Jeiew and Jozabad, chief of t-the W-Wevites, gave u-unto t-the +Wevites (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow passovew offewings five t-thousand smaww cattwe, and five +hundwed o-oxen. + +35:10 S-So t-the sewvice w-was pwepawed, and t-the pwiests s-stood in theiw +pwace, and t-the Wevites in theiw couwses, a-accowding to t-the king's +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +3-35:11 And they kiwwed t-the p-passovew, and t-the pwiests spwinkwed t-the +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fwom theiw hands, and t-the Wevites fwayed them. + +35:12 And they w-wemoved t-the buwnt offewings, that they m-might g-give +a-accowding to t-the divisions of t-the famiwies of t-the p-peopwe, to offew +u-unto t-the WOWD, as it is wwitten in t-the book of M-Moses. And so did they +with t-the o-oxen. + +3-35:13 And they woasted t-the passovew with fiwe a-accowding to t-the +o-owdinyance: but t-the othew h-howy offewings sod they in pots, and in +cawdwons, and in pans, and d-divided t-them s-speediwy among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. + +35:14 And aftewwawd they m-made weady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +pwiests: because t-the pwiests t-the sons of Aawon wewe busied in offewing +of buwnt offewings and t-the fat untiw nyight; thewefowe t-the Wevites +pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests t-the sons of Aawon. + +35:15 And t-the s-singews t-the sons of A-Asaph wewe in theiw pwace, a-accowding +to t-the commandment of D-David, and Asaph, and Heman, and Jeduthun t-the +king's seew; and t-the p-powtews waited a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gate; they m-might nyot +depawt fwom theiw sewvice; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Wevites pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +them. + +UwU 3-35:16 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice of t-the WOWD w-was pwepawed t-the same day, to +keep t-the p-passovew, and to offew buwnt offewings upon t-the awtaw of t-the +WOWD, a-accowding to t-the commandment of king J-Josiah. + +35:17 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew that wewe pwesent kept t-the passovew +a-at that time, and t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead seven days. + +35:18 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo passovew w-wike to that kept in Iswaew fwom t-the +days of S-Samuew t-the pwophet; nyeithew did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Iswaew keep +such a passovew as Josiah kept, and t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Iswaew that wewe pwesent, and t-the i-inhabitants of +Jewusawem. + +^w^ 3-35:19 In t-the eighteenth yeaw of t-the weign of Josiah w-was this passovew +kept. + +35:20 Aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, when Josiah h-had pwepawed t-the t-tempwe, N-Nyecho king +of Egypt came up to fight against (=^･ｪ･^=) C-Chawchemish by E-Euphwates: and Josiah +went out against h-him. + +35:21 But he sent (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows to him, s-saying, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with +thee, t-thou king of J-Judah? I come nyot against thee this day, but +against t-the house whewewith I have w-waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God commanded m-me to make +haste: fowbeaw thee fwom m-meddwing with G-God, who is with me, that he +d-destwoy thee n-nyot. + +3-35:22 Nyevewthewess Josiah w-wouwd nyot tuwn his f-face fwom him, but +disguised himsewf, that he m-might fight with him, and heawkenyed nyot +u-unto t-the w-wowds of N-Nyecho fwom t-the mouth of G-God, and came to fight in +t-the vawwey of Megiddo. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 3-35:23 And t-the awchews shot a-at king Josiah; and t-the king said to his +sewvants, H-Have m-me away; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am sowe wounded. + +35:24 His (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants thewefowe took him out of that c-chawiot, and put him +in t-the second chawiot that he had; and they b-bwought him to J-Jewusawem, +and he died, and w-was buwied in onye of t-the sepuwchwes of his fathews. +And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Jewusawem mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Josiah. + +35:25 And Jewemiah wamented (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Josiah: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the singing men and +t-the singing w-women spake of Josiah in theiw wamentations to this day, +and m-made t-them an owdinyance in Iswaew: and, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in +t-the w-wamentations. + +35:26 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Josiah, and his goodnyess, a-accowding +to that which w-was wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, 35:27 And his deeds, +fiwst and wast, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of +Iswaew and J-Judah. + +36:1 T-Then t-the peopwe of t-the wand took Jehoahaz t-the son of Josiah, and +m-made him king in his fathew's stead in Jewusawem. + +3-36:2 Jehoahaz w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, +and he weignyed thwee months in Jewusawem. + +36:3 And t-the king of Egypt put him down a-at J-Jewusawem, and condemnyed +t-the wand in an hundwed tawents of s-siwvew and a tawent of gowd. + +36:4 And t-the king of Egypt m-made Ewiakim his b-bwothew king o-ovew Judah +and J-Jewusawem, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his nyame to Jehoiakim. And N-Nyecho took +Jehoahaz his bwothew, and cawwied him to Egypt. + +3-36:5 Jehoiakim w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, +and he weignyed eweven yeaws in Jewusawem: and he did that which w-was +eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD his God. + +36:6 Against him came up Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon, and b-bound him +in fettews, to cawwy him to Babywon. + +36:7 Nyebuchadnyezzaw awso cawwied of t-the vessews of t-the house of t-the +WOWD to Babywon, and put t-them in his tempwe a-at Babywon. + +36:8 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehoiakim, and his abominyations which +he did, and that which w-was f-found in him, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in +t-the book of t-the kings of Iswaew and Judah: and Jehoiachin his son +weignyed in his s-stead. + +36:9 Jehoiachin w-was eight yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he +weignyed thwee months and t-ten days in Jewusawem: and he did that which +w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD. + +36:10 And when t-the yeaw w-was expiwed, king Nyebuchadnyezzaw sent, and +b-bwought him to Babywon, with t-the goodwy vessews of t-the house of t-the +WOWD, and m-made (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah his b-bwothew king o-ovew Judah and Jewusawem. + +36:11 (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah w-was onye and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, +and weignyed eweven yeaws in Jewusawem. + +36:12 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD his G-God, +and humbwed nyot himsewf befowe Jewemiah t-the pwophet speaking fwom t-the +mouth of t-the WOWD. + +3-36:13 And he awso webewwed against king Nyebuchadnyezzaw, who h-had m-made +him sweaw by G-God: but he stiffenyed his nyeck, and hawdenyed his heawt +fwom tuwnying u-unto t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. + +36:14 Moweovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief of t-the p-pwiests, and t-the p-peopwe, +twansgwessed vewy m-much aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations of t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; and +powwuted t-the house of t-the WOWD which he h-had hawwowed in Jewusawem. + +36:15 And t-the WOWD God of theiw f-fathews sent to t-them by his +messengews, wising up betimes, and sending; because he h-had compassion +on his p-peopwe, and on his dwewwing p-pwace: 36:16 But they mocked t-the +m-messengews of G-God, and (>_<) d-despised his wowds, and misused his pwophets, +untiw t-the wwath of t-the WOWD awose against his p-peopwe, tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +nyo wemedy. + +36:17 Thewefowe he b-bwought upon t-them t-the king of t-the Chawdees, who +swew theiw young men with t-the s-swowd in t-the house of theiw s-sanctuawy, +and h-had nyo compassion upon young man ow maiden, o-owd ^.^ m-man, ow him that +stooped (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-age: he gave t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww into his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +36:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the house of G-God, gweat and s-smaww, and +t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the tweasuwes of t-the king, +and of his pwinces; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these he b-bwought to Babywon. + +36:19 And they buwnt t-the house of G-God, and bwake down t-the waww of +J-Jewusawem, and buwnt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pawaces theweof with f-fiwe, and destwoyed +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goodwy vessews t-theweof. + +36:20 And t-them that h-had escaped fwom t-the s-swowd cawwied he away to +(´-ω-`) B-Babywon; whewe they wewe (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to him and his sons untiw t-the weign +of t-the kingdom of Pewsia: 36:21 To fuwfiw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by t-the +mouth of Jewemiah, untiw t-the wand h-had e-enjoyed hew sabbaths: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as +wong as she way desowate she kept sabbath, to fuwfiw (o_O)! t-thweescowe and +t-ten yeaws. + +3-36:22 Nyow in t-the fiwst yeaw of Cywus king of Pewsia, that t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD spoken by t-the mouth of Jewemiah m-might be a-accompwished, t-the +WOWD stiwwed up t-the spiwit of Cywus king of Pewsia, that he m-made a +pwocwamation (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his k-kingdom, and put it awso in wwiting, +s-saying, 36:23 T-Thus saith Cywus king of Pewsia, Aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the +eawth hath t-the WOWD God of heaven given m-me; and he hath c-chawged m-me to +buiwd him an house in J-Jewusawem, which is in J-Judah. Who is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe among +you of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe? The WOWD his God be with him, and wet him go (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + + + + +Ezwa + + +1:1 Nyow in t-the fiwst yeaw of Cywus king of Pewsia, that t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD by t-the mouth of Jewemiah m-might be fuwfiwwed, t-the WOWD stiwwed +up t-the spiwit of Cywus king of Pewsia, that he m-made a pwocwamation +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his k-kingdom, and put it awso in wwiting, s-saying, 1:2 +T-Thus saith Cywus king of Pewsia, The WOWD God of heaven hath given m-me +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth; and he hath c-chawged m-me to buiwd him an +house a-at J-Jewusawem, which is in J-Judah. + +1:3 Who is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe among you of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe? his God be with him, and +wet him go up to J-Jewusawem, which is in Judah, and buiwd t-the house of +t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, (-(he is t-the God,) which is in Jewusawem. + +1:4 And w-whosoevew wemainyeth in any pwace whewe he sojouwnyeth, wet t-the +men of his pwace hewp him with s-siwvew, and with gowd, and with goods, +and with beasts, beside t-the fweewiww offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of God +that is in Jewusawem. + +1:5 T-Then w-wose up t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of Judah and Benjamin, and +t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them whose spiwit God h-had +waised, to go up to buiwd t-the house of t-the WOWD which is in Jewusawem. + +1-1:6 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wewe about t-them stwengthenyed theiw h-hands with +vessews of s-siwvew, with gowd, with goods, and with beasts, and with +(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things, beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was w-wiwwingwy o-offewed. + +1:7 Awso Cywus t-the king b-bwought fowth t-the vessews of t-the house of t-the +WOWD, which Nyebuchadnyezzaw h-had b-bwought fowth out of J-Jewusawem, and h-had +put t-them in t-the house of his gods; 1:8 Even those did Cywus king of +Pewsia bwing fowth by t-the hand of Mithwedath t-the t-tweasuwew, and +nyumbewed t-them u-unto Sheshbazzaw, t-the pwince of J-Judah. + +1-1:9 And this is t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of (=`ω´=) t-them: thiwty chawgews of gowd, a +t-thousand chawgews of s-siwvew, nyinye and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty k-knyives, 1:10 Thiwty +b-basons of gowd, s-siwvew b-basons of a second sowt fouw hundwed and ten, +and othew vessews a thousand. + +1:11 Aww t-the vessews of gowd and of s-siwvew wewe five t-thousand and fouw +hundwed. Aww these did Sheshbazzaw bwing up with t-them of t-the captivity +that wewe b-bwought up fwom Babywon u-unto Jewusawem. + +2:1 Nyow these awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the pwovince that went up out of t-the +c-captivity, of those which h-had b-been cawwied away, whom Nyebuchadnyezzaw +t-the king of Babywon h-had cawwied away u-unto Babywon, and came again u-unto +Jewusawem and Judah, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye u-unto his c-city; 2:2 W-Which came with +Zewubbabew: Jeshua, Nyehemiah, Sewaiah, Weewaiah, Mowdecai, Biwshan, +Mizpaw, Bigvai, Wehum, Baanyah. The (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the men of t-the peopwe of +Iswaew: 2-2:3 The chiwdwen of Pawosh, two t-thousand an hundwed s-seventy +and t-two. + +2:4 The chiwdwen of Shephatiah, thwee hundwed s-seventy and t-two. + +2-2:5 The chiwdwen of Awah, seven hundwed s-seventy and five. + +2:6 The chiwdwen of Pahathmoab, of t-the chiwdwen of Jeshua and ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, +two t-thousand eight hundwed and twewve. + +2-2:7 The chiwdwen of Ewam, a t-thousand two hundwed fifty and fouw. + +2:8 The chiwdwen of Zattu, nyinye hundwed f-fowty and five. + +2-2:9 The chiwdwen of Zaccai, seven hundwed and t-thweescowe. + +2:10 The chiwdwen of Banyi, six hundwed f-fowty and t-two. + +2-2:11 The chiwdwen of B-Bebai, six hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. + +2:12 The chiwdwen of (≧◡≦) A-Azgad, a t-thousand two hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and t-two. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 The chiwdwen of Adonyikam, six hundwed sixty and six. + +2:14 The chiwdwen of Bigvai, two t-thousand fifty and six. + +2:15 The chiwdwen of Adin, fouw hundwed fifty and fouw. + +2:16 The chiwdwen of A-Atew of Hezekiah, nyinyety and eight. + +2:17 The chiwdwen of (=`ω´=) B-Bezai, thwee hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. + +2:18 The chiwdwen of Jowah, an hundwed and twewve. + +2:19 The chiwdwen of Hashum, two hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 The chiwdwen of Gibbaw, nyinyety and five. + +2:21 The chiwdwen of Bethwehem, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. + +2:22 The men of Nyetophah, fifty and six. + +2:23 The men of Anyathoth, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. + +2:24 The chiwdwen of Azmaveth, f-fowty and t-two. + +2:25 The chiwdwen of Kiwjathawim, C-Chephiwah, and B-Beewoth, seven +hundwed and f-fowty and thwee. + +2:26 The chiwdwen of W-Wamah and G-Gaba, six hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and onye. + +(^ω~) 2-2:27 The men of Michmas, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and t-two. + +2:28 The men of Bethew and Ai, two hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. + +2:29 The chiwdwen of Nyebo, fifty and t-two. + +2:30 The chiwdwen of Magbish, an hundwed fifty and six. + +2:31 The chiwdwen of t-the othew Ewam, a t-thousand two hundwed fifty and +fouw. + +2:32 The chiwdwen of Hawim, thwee hundwed and twenty. + +2:33 The chiwdwen of Wod, H-Hadid, and Onyo, seven hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and +five. + +2:34 The chiwdwen of Jewicho, thwee hundwed f-fowty and five. + +2:35 The chiwdwen of Senyaah, thwee t-thousand and six hundwed and +t-thiwty. + +2:36 The pwiests: t-the chiwdwen of Jedaiah, of t-the house of Jeshua, +nyinye hundwed s-seventy and thwee. + +2:37 The chiwdwen of Immew, a t-thousand fifty and t-two. + +2:38 The chiwdwen of Pashuw, a t-thousand two hundwed f-fowty and seven. + +2-2:39 The chiwdwen of Hawim, a t-thousand and seventeen. + +2:40 The Wevites: t-the chiwdwen of Jeshua and Kadmiew, of t-the chiwdwen +of H-Hodaviah, s-seventy and fouw. + +2-2:41 The singews: t-the chiwdwen of Asaph, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. + +2:42 The chiwdwen of t-the powtews: t-the chiwdwen of Shawwum, t-the +chiwdwen of Atew, t-the chiwdwen of Tawmon, t-the chiwdwen of Akkub, t-the +chiwdwen of Hatita, t-the chiwdwen of Shobai, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww an hundwed thiwty +and nyinye. + +2:43 The Nyethinyims: t-the chiwdwen of Ziha, t-the chiwdwen of Hasupha, t-the +chiwdwen of T-Tabbaoth, 2:44 The chiwdwen of ( =ω=)..nyaa K-Kewos, t-the chiwdwen of +Siaha, t-the chiwdwen of Padon, 2:45 The chiwdwen of Webanyah, t-the +chiwdwen of Hagabah, t-the chiwdwen of Akkub, 2-2:46 The chiwdwen of +Hagab, t-the chiwdwen of Shawmai, t-the chiwdwen of Hanyan, 2-2:47 The +chiwdwen of Giddew, t-the chiwdwen of Gahaw, t-the chiwdwen of W-Weaiah, +2:48 The chiwdwen of Wezin, t-the chiwdwen of Nyekoda, t-the chiwdwen of +Gazzam, 2:49 The chiwdwen of U-Uzza, t-the chiwdwen of P-Paseah, t-the +chiwdwen of Besai, 2:50 The chiwdwen of Asnyah, t-the chiwdwen of +Mehunyim, t-the chiwdwen of Nyephusim, 2:51 The chiwdwen of Bakbuk, t-the +chiwdwen of Hakupha, t-the chiwdwen of H-Hawhuw, 2:52 The chiwdwen of +Bazwuth, t-the chiwdwen of Mehida, t-the chiwdwen of H-Hawsha, 2:53 The +chiwdwen of (o´∀`o) B-Bawkos, t-the chiwdwen of Sisewa, t-the chiwdwen of Thamah, +2:54 The chiwdwen of Nyeziah, t-the chiwdwen of Hatipha. + +2:55 The chiwdwen of S-Sowomon's sewvants: t-the chiwdwen of Sotai, t-the +chiwdwen of S-Sopheweth, t-the chiwdwen of Pewuda, 2:56 The chiwdwen of +Jaawah, t-the chiwdwen of D-Dawkon, t-the chiwdwen of Giddew, 2:57 The +chiwdwen of Shephatiah, t-the chiwdwen of Hattiw, t-the chiwdwen of +Pocheweth of Zebaim, t-the chiwdwen of A-Ami. + +2:58 Aww t-the Nyethinyims, and t-the chiwdwen of S-Sowomon's sewvants, wewe +thwee hundwed nyinyety and t-two. + +2:59 And these wewe they which went up fwom T-Tewmewah, Tewhawsa, +C-Chewub, A-Addan, and Immew: but they couwd nyot s-shew theiw fathew's +h-house, and theiw seed, whethew they wewe of Iswaew: 2:60 The chiwdwen +of Dewaiah, t-the chiwdwen of Tobiah, t-the chiwdwen of Nyekoda, six +hundwed fifty and t-two. + +2:61 And of t-the chiwdwen of t-the pwiests: t-the chiwdwen of Habaiah, t-the +chiwdwen of K-Koz, t-the chiwdwen of Bawziwwai; which took a wife of t-the +daughtews of Bawziwwai t-the Giweadite, and w-was cawwed aftew theiw nyame: +2:62 These sought theiw wegistew among those that wewe w-weckonyed by +genyeawogy, but they wewe nyot f-found: thewefowe wewe they, as powwuted, +put fwom t-the p-pwiesthood. + +2:63 And t-the Tiwshatha said u-unto t-them, that they shouwd nyot e-eat of t-the +most h-howy things, tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood up a pwiest with Uwim and with +Thummim. + +2:64 The w-whowe c-congwegation togethew w-was f-fowty and two t-thousand thwee +hundwed and thweescowe, 2:65 Beside theiw (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and theiw maids, of +whom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven t-thousand thwee hundwed thiwty and s-seven: and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe among t-them two hundwed singing men and singing w-women. + +2:66 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw howses wewe seven hundwed thiwty and six; theiw muwes, two +hundwed f-fowty and five; 2:67 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw camews, fouw hundwed thiwty and +five; theiw asses, six t-thousand seven hundwed and twenty. + +2:68 And s-some of t-the chief of t-the fathews, when they came to t-the house +of t-the WOWD which is a-at J-Jewusawem, offewed f-fweewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of God +to s-set it up in his p-pwace: 2-2:69 They gave aftew theiw abiwity u-unto t-the +tweasuwe of t-the wowk (o_O)! t-thweescowe and onye t-thousand dwams of gowd, and +five t-thousand pound of s-siwvew, and onye hundwed pwiests' (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. + +2:70 S-So t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and s-some of t-the p-peopwe, and t-the +singews, and t-the powtews, and t-the Nyethinyims, d-dwewt in theiw cities, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew in theiw cities. + +3-3:1 And when t-the seventh month w-was come, and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +wewe in t-the cities, t-the peopwe gathewed themsewves togethew as onye man +to Jewusawem. + +3:2 T-Then s-stood up Jeshua t-the son of Jozadak, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the +p-pwiests, and (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, and his bwethwen, and +buiwded t-the awtaw of t-the God of I-Iswaew, to offew buwnt offewings +theweon, as it is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses t-the man of God. + +3-3:3 And they s-set t-the awtaw upon his bases; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw w-was upon t-them +because of t-the peopwe of those c-countwies: and they offewed buwnt +offewings theweon u-unto t-the WOWD, even buwnt offewings mownying and +evenying. + +3:4 They kept awso t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes, as it is wwitten, and +offewed t-the daiwy buwnt offewings by nyumbew, a-accowding to t-the custom, +as t-the duty of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day wequiwed; 3:5 And aftewwawd offewed t-the +c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, both of t-the nyew moons, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-set +feasts of t-the WOWD that wewe c-consecwated, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that +w-wiwwingwy offewed a fweewiww offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +3-3:6 Fwom t-the fiwst day of t-the seventh month began they to offew buwnt +offewings u-unto t-the WOWD. But t-the f-foundation of t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD +w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-waid. + +3:7 They gave monyey awso u-unto t-the masons, and to t-the cawpentews; and +m-meat, and dwink, and oiw, u-unto t-them of Zidon, and to t-them of T-Tywe, to +bwing cedaw twees fwom Webanyon to t-the sea of Joppa, a-accowding to t-the +gwant that they h-had of Cywus king of Pewsia. + +3:8 Nyow in t-the second yeaw of theiw coming u-unto t-the house of God a-at +J-Jewusawem, in t-the second m-month, began (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, +and Jeshua t-the son of Jozadak, and t-the wemnyant of theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the +pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wewe come out of t-the +captivity u-unto Jewusawem; and appointed t-the W-Wevites, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws +o-owd and upwawd, to s-set fowwawd t-the wowk of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +3-3:9 T-Then s-stood Jeshua with his sons and his bwethwen, Kadmiew and his +^-^ s-sons, t-the sons of Judah, togethew, to s-set fowwawd t-the wowkmen in t-the +house of G-God: t-the sons of Henyadad, with theiw sons and theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +t-the Wevites. + +3:10 And when t-the buiwdews w-waid t-the f-foundation of t-the tempwe of t-the +WOWD, they s-set t-the pwiests in theiw appawew with twumpets, and t-the +Wevites t-the sons of A-Asaph with cymbaws, to pwaise t-the WOWD, aftew t-the +owdinyance of David king of Iswaew. + +3:11 And they sang togethew by couwse in pwaising and giving thanks +u-unto t-the WOWD; because he is g-good, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew +towawd Iswaew. + +And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shouted with a gweat shout, when they pwaised t-the +WOWD, because t-the f-foundation of t-the house of t-the WOWD w-was w-waid. + +3:12 But many of t-the pwiests and Wevites and chief of t-the fathews, who +wewe (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient men, that h-had s-seen t-the fiwst h-house, when t-the f-foundation +of this house w-was w-waid befowe theiw eyes, wept with a w-woud v-voice; and +many shouted awoud (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy: 3:13 S-So that t-the peopwe couwd nyot discewn +t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the shout of joy fwom t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the weeping of t-the +peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe shouted with a w-woud shout, and t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise w-was +heawd afaw off. + +4:1 Nyow when t-the advewsawies of Judah and Benjamin heawd that t-the +chiwdwen of t-the captivity buiwded t-the tempwe u-unto t-the WOWD God of +I-Iswaew; 4-4:2 T-Then they came to Z-Zewubbabew, and to t-the chief of t-the +fathews, and said u-unto t-them, Wet us buiwd with you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we seek youw +G-God, as ye do; and we (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice u-unto him since t-the days of +Esawhaddon king of Assuw, which b-bwought us up hithew. + +4:3 But Z-Zewubbabew, and Jeshua, and t-the w-west of t-the chief of t-the +f-fathews of I-Iswaew, said u-unto t-them, Ye have nyothing to (^-^*)/ d-do with us to +buiwd an house u-unto ouw God; but we ouwsewves togethew wiww buiwd u-unto +t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, as king Cywus t-the king of Pewsia hath +commanded us. + +4-4:4 T-Then t-the peopwe of t-the wand weakenyed t-the h-hands of t-the peopwe of +Judah, and twoubwed t-them in buiwding, 4-4:5 And h-hiwed counsewwows +against t-them, to fwustwate theiw puwpose, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Cywus king +of Pewsia, even untiw t-the weign of Dawius king of Pewsia. + +4:6 And in t-the weign of Ahasuewus, in t-the beginnying of his weign, +wwote they u-unto him an accusation against t-the i-inhabitants of Judah and +Jewusawem. + +4:7 And in t-the days of A-Awtaxewxes wwote B-Bishwam, Mithwedath, Tabeew, +and t-the w-west of theiw companyions, u-unto A-Awtaxewxes king of Pewsia; and +t-the w-wwiting of t-the wettew w-was wwitten in t-the S-Sywian tongue, and +intewpweted in t-the S-Sywian tongue. + +4-4:8 Wehum t-the chancewwow and Shimshai t-the scwibe wwote a wettew +against Jewusawem to A-Awtaxewxes t-the king in this s-sowt: 4:9 T-Then wwote +Wehum t-the chancewwow, and Shimshai t-the s-scwibe, and t-the w-west of theiw +companyions; t-the Dinyaites, t-the Aphawsathchites, t-the Tawpewites, t-the +Aphawsites, t-the A-Awchevites, t-the Babywonyians, t-the S-Susanchites, t-the +Dehavites, and t-the Ewamites, 4:10 And t-the w-west of t-the nyations whom t-the +gweat and n-nyobwe A-Asnyappew b-bwought ovew, and s-set in t-the c-cities of +S-Samawia, and t-the w-west that awe on this side t-the wivew, and a-at such a +^w^ t-time. + +4:11 This is t-the copy of t-the wettew that they sent u-unto him, even u-unto +A-Awtaxewxes t-the king; Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the men on this side t-the wivew, and +a-at such a ^w^ t-time. + +4:12 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown u-unto t-the king, that t-the Jews which came up fwom thee +to us awe come u-unto J-Jewusawem, buiwding t-the webewwious and t-the (＃￣ω￣) b-bad +city, and have s-set up t-the wawws t-theweof, and j-joinyed t-the foundations. + +4:13 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown nyow u-unto t-the king, that, if this city be buiwded, and +t-the wawws s-set up again, t-then wiww they nyot pay toww, t-twibute, and +custom, and so t-thou shawt endamage t-the (O_O;) *sighs* w-wevenyue of t-the k-kings. + +4:14 Nyow because we have maintenyance fwom t-the king's pawace, and it +w-was nyot meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to s-see t-the king's dishonyouw, thewefowe have we +sent and cewtified t-the king; 4:15 That s-seawch may be m-made in t-the book +of t-the (o´∀`o) w-wecowds of thy fathews: so shawt t-thou f-find in t-the book of t-the +>_< w-wecowds, and knyow that this city is a webewwious city, and huwtfuw +u-unto kings and pwovinces, and that they have moved sedition within t-the +same of o-owd time: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which c-cause w-was this city destwoyed. + +4:16 We cewtify t-the king that, if this city be buiwded again, and t-the +wawws theweof s-set up, by this means t-thou shawt have nyo powtion on this +side t-the :3 w-wivew. + +4:17 T-Then sent t-the king an answew u-unto Wehum t-the chancewwow, and to +Shimshai t-the s-scwibe, and to t-the w-west of theiw companyions that dweww in +S-Samawia, and u-unto t-the w-west beyond t-the wivew, Peace, and a-at such a +^w^ t-time. + +4-4:18 The wettew which ye sent u-unto us hath b-been pwainwy wead befowe +me. + +4:19 And I commanded, and s-seawch hath b-been made, and it is f-found that +this city of o-owd time hath m-made insuwwection against kings, and that +webewwion and sedition have b-been m-made thewein. + +4:20 Thewe have b-been mighty kings awso o-ovew J-Jewusawem, which have +wuwed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies beyond t-the w-wivew; and toww, t-twibute, and +custom, w-was paid u-unto them. + +4:21 Give ye nyow commandment to c-cause these men to cease, and that +this city be nyot buiwded, untiw anyothew commandment shaww be given +fwom me. + +4:22 Take heed nyow that ye faiw nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do this: why shouwd damage gwow +to t-the (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt of t-the kings? 4:23 Nyow when t-the copy of king Awtaxewxes' +wettew w-was wead befowe Wehum, and Shimshai t-the s-scwibe, and theiw +companyions, they went up in haste to Jewusawem u-unto t-the Jews, and m-made +t-them to cease by fowce and powew. + +4:24 T-Then ceased t-the wowk of t-the house of God which is a-at Jewusawem. +S-So it ceased u-unto t-the second yeaw of t-the weign of Dawius king of +Pewsia. + +5:1 T-Then t-the pwophets, Haggai t-the pwophet, and (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of +Iddo, pwophesied u-unto t-the Jews that wewe in Judah and Jewusawem in t-the +nyame of t-the God of I-Iswaew, even u-unto them. + +5-5:2 T-Then w-wose up (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, and Jeshua t-the son +of Jozadak, and began to buiwd t-the house of God which is a-at Jewusawem: +and with t-them wewe t-the pwophets of God h-hewping them. + +5:3 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the same time came to t-them Tatnyai, govewnyow on this side t-the +wivew, and Shethawboznyai and theiw companyions, and said thus u-unto +t-them, Who hath commanded you to buiwd this h-house, and to make up this +waww? 5:4 T-Then said we u-unto t-them aftew this m-mannyew, What awe t-the +nyames of t-the men that make this buiwding? 5:5 But t-the eye of theiw +God w-was upon t-the ewdews of t-the Jews, that they couwd nyot c-cause t-them to +cease, tiww t-the mattew came to Dawius: and t-then they wetuwnyed answew +by wettew c-concewnying this mattew. + +5:6 The copy of t-the wettew that Tatnyai, govewnyow on this side t-the +wivew, and Shethawboznyai and his companyions t-the A-Aphawsachites, which +wewe on this side t-the wivew, sent u-unto Dawius t-the king: 5:7 They sent +a wettew u-unto him, whewein w-was wwitten t-thus; Unto Dawius t-the king, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +p-peace. + +5:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown u-unto t-the king, that we went into t-the pwovince of +Judea, to t-the house of t-the gweat G-God, which is buiwded with gweat +stonyes, and timbew is w-waid in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and this wowk goeth fast o-on, +and pwospeweth in theiw hands. + +5:9 T-Then asked we those ewdews, and said u-unto t-them t-thus, Who commanded +you to buiwd this h-house, and to make up these wawws? 5:10 We asked +theiw nyames awso, to cewtify thee, that we m-might wwite t-the nyames of +t-the men that wewe t-the chief of them. + +5:11 And thus they wetuwnyed us a-answew, s-saying, We awe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of +t-the God of heaven and eawth, and buiwd t-the house that w-was buiwded +these many yeaws ago, which a gweat king of Iswaew buiwded and s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +5:12 But aftew that ouw f-fathews h-had p-pwovoked t-the God of heaven u-unto +wwath, he gave t-them into t-the hand of Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king of +Babywon, t-the C-Chawdean, who destwoyed this h-house, and cawwied t-the +peopwe away into Babywon. + +5-5:13 But in t-the fiwst yeaw of Cywus t-the king of Babywon t-the same king +Cywus m-made a decwee to buiwd this house of God. + +5:14 And t-the vessews awso of gowd and s-siwvew of t-the house of G-God, +which Nyebuchadnyezzaw took out of t-the tempwe that w-was in J-Jewusawem, and +b-bwought t-them into t-the tempwe of Babywon, those did Cywus t-the king o(>ω<)o t-take +out of t-the tempwe of Babywon, and they wewe dewivewed u-unto o-onye, whose +nyame w-was Sheshbazzaw, whom he h-had m-made govewnyow; 5:15 And said u-unto +him, Take these vessews, go, cawwy t-them into t-the tempwe that is in +J-Jewusawem, and wet t-the house of God be buiwded in his pwace. + +5:16 T-Then came t-the same Sheshbazzaw, and w-waid t-the f-foundation of t-the +house of God which is in Jewusawem: and since that time even untiw nyow +hath it b-been in buiwding, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet it is nyot finyished. + +5:17 Nyow thewefowe, if it seem g-good to t-the king, wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be s-seawch +m-made in t-the king's tweasuwe h-house, which is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-at Babywon, whethew +it be so, that a decwee w-was m-made of Cywus t-the king to buiwd this house +of God a-at J-Jewusawem, and wet t-the king send his pweasuwe to us +c-concewnying this mattew. + +6-6:1 T-Then Dawius t-the king m-made a decwee, and s-seawch w-was m-made in t-the +house of t-the wowws, whewe t-the tweasuwes wewe w-waid up in Babywon. + +6:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was f-found a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ A-Achmetha, in t-the pawace that is in t-the +pwovince of t-the Medes, a woww, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein w-was a wecowd thus wwitten: +6:3 In t-the fiwst yeaw of Cywus t-the king t-the same Cywus t-the king m-made a +decwee c-concewnying t-the house of God a-at J-Jewusawem, Wet t-the house be +buiwded, t-the pwace whewe they offewed sacwifices, and wet t-the +foundations theweof be stwongwy waid; t-the height theweof (o_O)! t-thweescowe +c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof (o_O)! t-thweescowe c-cubits; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 With thwee wows +of gweat stonyes, and a wow of nyew t-timbew: and wet t-the e-expenses be +given out of t-the king's house: 6:5 And awso wet t-the gowden and s-siwvew +vessews of t-the house of G-God, which Nyebuchadnyezzaw took fowth out of +t-the tempwe which is a-at J-Jewusawem, and b-bwought u-unto Babywon, be +westowed, and b-bwought again u-unto t-the tempwe which is a-at J-Jewusawem, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his pwace, and pwace t-them in t-the house of God. + +6:6 Nyow thewefowe, Tatnyai, govewnyow beyond t-the wivew, Shethawboznyai, +and youw companyions t-the A-Aphawsachites, which awe beyond t-the wivew, be +ye faw fwom ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ t-thence: 6:7 Wet t-the wowk of this house of God awonye; wet +t-the govewnyow of t-the Jews and t-the ewdews of t-the Jews buiwd this house +of God in his pwace. + +6:8 Moweovew I make a decwee what ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do to t-the ewdews of these +Jews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buiwding of this house of G-God: that of t-the king's goods, +even of t-the (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute beyond t-the wivew, fowthwith e-expenses be given u-unto +these men, that they be nyot hindewed. + +6:9 And that which they have nyeed of, both young buwwocks, and wams, +and wambs, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt offewings of t-the God of heaven, wheat, sawt, +winye, and oiw, a-accowding to t-the a-appointment of t-the pwiests which awe +a-at J-Jewusawem, wet it be given t-them day by day without faiw: 6:10 That +they may offew s-sacwifices of sweet savouws u-unto t-the God of heaven, and +p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of t-the king, and of his sons. + +6:11 Awso I have m-made a decwee, that w-whosoevew shaww awtew this wowd, +wet timbew be puwwed down fwom his h-house, and being s-set up, wet him be +hanged theweon; and wet his house be m-made a dunghiww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this. + +6:12 And t-the God that hath caused his nyame to dweww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +kings and p-peopwe, that shaww put to theiw hand to awtew and to d-destwoy +this house of God which is a-at Jewusawem. I Dawius have m-made a decwee; +wet it be donye with speed. + +6:13 T-Then Tatnyai, govewnyow on this side t-the wivew, Shethawboznyai, and +theiw companyions, a-accowding to that which Dawius t-the king h-had sent, so +they did s-speediwy. + +6:14 And t-the ewdews of t-the Jews buiwded, and they pwospewed thwough +t-the pwophesying of Haggai t-the pwophet and (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of Iddo. +And they buiwded, and finyished it, a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the +God of I-Iswaew, and a-accowding to t-the commandment of Cywus, and {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, +and A-Awtaxewxes king of Pewsia. + +6:15 And this house w-was finyished on t-the thiwd day of t-the month Adaw, +which w-was in t-the sixth yeaw of t-the weign of Dawius t-the king. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and t-the +w-west of t-the chiwdwen of t-the c-captivity, kept t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of this +house of God with j-joy. + +6-6:17 And offewed a-at t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of this house of God an hundwed +buwwocks, two hundwed wams, fouw hundwed wambs; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, twewve he goats, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the twibes +of Iswaew. + +6:18 And they s-set t-the pwiests in theiw divisions, and t-the Wevites in +theiw couwses, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of G-God, which is a-at Jewusawem; as it is +wwitten in t-the book of M-Moses. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the chiwdwen of t-the captivity kept t-the passovew upon t-the +fouwteenth day of t-the fiwst m-month. + +6:20 Fow t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites wewe puwified togethew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of +t-them wewe puwe, and kiwwed t-the passovew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of t-the +c-captivity, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the p-pwiests, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves. + +6:21 And t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which wewe come again out of +c-captivity, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such as h-had sepawated themsewves u-unto t-them fwom t-the +fiwthinyess of t-the heathen of t-the wand, to seek t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, +did eat, 6:22 And kept t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead seven days with +joy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD h-had m-made t-them joyfuw, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the heawt of t-the +king of Assywia u-unto t-them, to stwengthen theiw h-hands in t-the wowk of +t-the house of G-God, t-the God of Iswaew. + +7:1 Nyow aftew these things, in t-the weign of A-Awtaxewxes king of Pewsia, +Ezwa t-the son of Sewaiah, t-the son of A-Azawiah, t-the son of Hiwkiah, 7:2 +The son of Shawwum, t-the son of Z-Zadok, t-the son of Ahitub, 7-7:3 The son +of Amawiah, t-the son of A-Azawiah, t-the son of Mewaioth, 7:4 The son of +Zewahiah, t-the son of ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, t-the son of Bukki, 7:5 The son of Abishua, +t-the son of Phinyehas, t-the son of Eweazaw, t-the son of Aawon t-the chief +x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 7:6 This Ezwa went up fwom (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and he w-was a weady scwibe +in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, which t-the WOWD God of Iswaew h-had given: and t-the +king g-gwanted him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wequest, a-accowding to t-the hand of t-the WOWD +his God upon h-him. + +7-7:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went up s-some of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and of t-the +p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and t-the singews, and t-the powtews, and t-the +Nyethinyims, u-unto J-Jewusawem, in t-the seventh yeaw of A-Awtaxewxes t-the king. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And he came to Jewusawem in t-the fifth m-month, which w-was in t-the +seventh yeaw of t-the king. + +7:9 Fow upon t-the fiwst day of t-the fiwst month began he to go up fwom +Babywon, and on t-the fiwst day of t-the fifth month came he to J-Jewusawem, +a-accowding to t-the g-good hand of his God upon h-him. + +7:10 Fow Ezwa h-had pwepawed his heawt to seek t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, and +to (^-^*)/ d-do it, and to t-teach in Iswaew s-statutes and judgments. + +7:11 Nyow this is t-the copy of t-the wettew that t-the king A-Awtaxewxes gave +u-unto Ezwa t-the pwiest, t-the s-scwibe, even a scwibe of t-the w-wowds of t-the +c-commandments of t-the WOWD, and of his s-statutes to Iswaew. + +7:12 Awtaxewxes, king of kings, u-unto Ezwa t-the pwiest, a scwibe of t-the +(☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the God of heaven, pewfect p-peace, and a-at such a ^w^ t-time. + +7:13 I make a decwee, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they of t-the peopwe of I-Iswaew, and of +his pwiests and W-Wevites, in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weawm, which awe minded of theiw own +fweewiww to go up to J-Jewusawem, go with thee. + +7:14 Fowasmuch as t-thou awt sent of t-the king, and of his seven +counsewwows, to enquiwe c-concewnying Judah and J-Jewusawem, a-accowding to +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of thy God which is in thinye hand; 7:15 And to cawwy t-the +s-siwvew and gowd, which t-the king and his counsewwows have f-fweewy +offewed u-unto t-the God of I-Iswaew, whose h-habitation is in J-Jewusawem, 7:16 +And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-siwvew and gowd that t-thou c-canst f-find in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovince +of Babywon, with t-the fweewiww offewing of t-the p-peopwe, and of t-the +p-pwiests, offewing w-wiwwingwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of theiw God which is in +Jewusawem: 7:17 That t-thou mayest buy s-speediwy with this monyey +buwwocks, wams, wambs, with theiw meat offewings and theiw dwink +offewings, and offew t-them upon t-the awtaw of t-the house of youw God +which is in Jewusawem. + +7:18 And whatsoevew shaww seem g-good to thee, and to thy bwethwen, to +(^-^*)/ d-do with t-the w-west of t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd, that (^-^*)/ d-do aftew t-the wiww of +youw God. + +xDD 7-7:19 The vessews awso that awe given thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house +of thy G-God, those d-dewivew t-thou befowe t-the God of Jewusawem. + +7:20 And whatsoevew mowe shaww be nyeedfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of thy G-God, +which t-thou shawt have occasion to b-bestow, bestow it out of t-the king's +tweasuwe house. + +7:21 And I, even I A-Awtaxewxes t-the king, (^-^*)/ d-do make a decwee to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +t-tweasuwews which awe beyond t-the wivew, that whatsoevew Ezwa t-the +pwiest, t-the scwibe of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the God of heaven, shaww wequiwe of +y-you, it be donye s-speediwy, 7:22 Unto an hundwed tawents of s-siwvew, and +to an hundwed measuwes of wheat, and to an hundwed baths of winye, and +to an hundwed baths of oiw, and sawt without pwescwibing how much. + +7:23 W-Whatsoevew is commanded by t-the God of heaven, wet it be +diwigentwy donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the God of heaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwd +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be wwath against t-the w-weawm of t-the king and his sons? 7:24 Awso +we cewtify y-you, that touching any of t-the pwiests and W-Wevites, singews, +powtews, Nyethinyims, ow minyistews of this house of G-God, it shaww nyot be +wawfuw to impose toww, t-twibute, ow custom, upon them. + +7:25 And thou, Ezwa, aftew t-the wisdom of thy G-God, that is in thinye +hand, s-set magistwates and judges, which may j-judge (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that +awe beyond t-the wivew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such as knyow t-the waws of thy God; and t-teach +ye t-them that knyow t-them n-nyot. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And w-whosoevew wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of thy G-God, and t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the +king, wet j-judgment be executed s-speediwy upon him, whethew it be u-unto +d-death, ow to banyishment, ow to c-confiscation of goods, ow to +i-impwisonment. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of ouw fathews, which hath put such a +t-thing as this in t-the king's heawt, to beautify t-the house of t-the WOWD +which is in Jewusawem: 7:28 And hath e-extended (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto m-me befowe t-the +king, and his counsewwows, and befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's mighty p-pwinces. +And I w-was stwengthenyed as t-the hand of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God w-was upon me, and +I gathewed togethew out of Iswaew chief men to go up with me. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 These awe nyow t-the chief of theiw fathews, and this is t-the +g-genyeawogy of t-them that went up with m-me fwom Babywon, in t-the weign of +A-Awtaxewxes t-the king. + +8-8:2 O-Of t-the sons of Phinyehas; Gewshom: of t-the sons of Ithamaw; D-Danyiew: +of t-the sons of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; (x_x)V H-Hattush. + +8:3 O-Of t-the sons of S-Shechanyiah, of t-the sons of Phawosh; Zechawiah: and +with him wewe w-weckonyed by g-genyeawogy of t-the mawes an hundwed and fifty. + +8:4 O-Of t-the sons of Pahathmoab; Ewihoenyai t-the son of Zewahiah, and with +him two hundwed m-mawes. + +8-8:5 O-Of t-the sons of Shechanyiah; t-the son of Jahaziew, and with him thwee +hundwed m-mawes. + +8:6 O-Of t-the sons awso of Adin; Ebed t-the son of Jonyathan, and with him +fifty m-mawes. + +8:7 And of t-the sons of Ewam; Jeshaiah t-the son of Athawiah, and with +him s-seventy m-mawes. + +8:8 And of t-the sons of Shephatiah; Zebadiah t-the son of Michaew, and +with him fouwscowe m-mawes. + +8:9 O-Of t-the sons of Joab; Obadiah t-the son of Jehiew, and with him two +hundwed and eighteen m-mawes. + +8-8:10 And of t-the sons of Shewomith; t-the son of Josiphiah, and with him +an hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe m-mawes. + +8-8:11 And of t-the sons of Bebai; (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of B-Bebai, and with +him ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight m-mawes. + +8:12 And of t-the sons of Azgad; Johanyan t-the son of Hakkatan, and with +him an hundwed and t-ten m-mawes. + +8-8:13 And of t-the wast sons of Adonyikam, whose nyames awe these, +Ewiphewet, Jeiew, and Shemaiah, and with t-them (o_O)! t-thweescowe m-mawes. + +8:14 O-Of t-the sons awso of Bigvai; Uthai, and Zabbud, and with t-them +s-seventy m-mawes. + +8:15 And I gathewed t-them togethew to t-the wivew that w-wunnyeth to Ahava; +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abode we in tents thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and I viewed t-the p-peopwe, and +t-the p-pwiests, and f-found (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyonye of t-the sons of Wevi. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 T-Then sent I (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ewiezew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Awiew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Shemaiah, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +E-Ewnyathan, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jawib, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow E-Ewnyathan, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Nyathan, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Z-Zechawiah, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Meshuwwam, chief men; awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joiawib, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +E-Ewnyathan, men of undewstanding. + +8:17 And I sent t-them with commandment u-unto Iddo t-the chief a-at t-the pwace +C-Casiphia, and I towd t-them what they shouwd say u-unto Iddo, and to his +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Nyethinyims, a-at t-the pwace C-Casiphia, that they shouwd bwing +u-unto us minyistews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of ouw God. + +8-8:18 And by t-the g-good hand of ouw God upon us they b-bwought us a man of +u-undewstanding, of t-the sons of Mahwi, t-the son of Wevi, t-the son of +I-Iswaew; and Shewebiah, with his sons and his bwethwen, eighteen; 8-8:19 +And Hashabiah, and with him Jeshaiah of t-the sons of Mewawi, his +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and theiw ^-^ s-sons, twenty; 8:20 Awso of t-the Nyethinyims, whom +David and t-the pwinces h-had appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the W-Wevites, +two hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty Nyethinyims: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them wewe expwessed by nyame. + +8-8:21 T-Then I pwocwaimed a fast thewe, a-at t-the wivew of Ahava, that we +m-might affwict ouwsewves befowe ouw G-God, to seek of him a wight w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +u-us, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw substance. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Fow I w-was a-ashamed to wequiwe of t-the king a band of sowdiews and +howsemen to hewp us against t-the enyemy in t-the w-way: because we h-had +spoken u-unto t-the king, s-saying, The hand of ouw God is upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +g-good that seek h-him; but his p-powew and his wwath is against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them +that fowsake h-him. + +8:23 S-So we fasted and besought ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this: and he w-was intweated +of us. + +8:24 T-Then I sepawated twewve of t-the chief of t-the p-pwiests, Shewebiah, +Hashabiah, and t-ten of theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen with t-them, 8:25 And weighed u-unto +t-them t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and t-the vessews, even t-the offewing of +t-the house of ouw G-God, which t-the king, and his counsewwows, and his +(❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe pwesent, h-had offewed: 8:26 I even weighed +u-unto theiw hand six hundwed and fifty tawents of s-siwvew, and s-siwvew +vessews an hundwed t-tawents, and of gowd an hundwed tawents; 8:27 Awso +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty b-basons of gowd, of a t-thousand d-dwams; and two vessews of finye +coppew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious as gowd. + +8:28 And I said u-unto t-them, Ye awe h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD; t-the vessews awe +h-howy awso; and t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd awe a fweewiww offewing u-unto +t-the WOWD God of youw fathews. + +8:29 Watch ye, and keep t-them, untiw ye weigh t-them befowe t-the chief of +t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, and chief of t-the f-fathews of I-Iswaew, a-at +J-Jewusawem, in t-the c-chambews of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +8:30 S-So took t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites t-the w-weight of t-the s-siwvew, and +t-the gowd, and t-the vessews, to bwing t-them to Jewusawem u-unto t-the house +of ouw God. + +8:31 T-Then we depawted fwom t-the wivew of Ahava on t-the twewfth day of +t-the fiwst m-month, to go u-unto Jewusawem: and t-the hand of ouw God w-was +upon u-us, and he dewivewed us fwom t-the hand of t-the enyemy, and of such +as way in wait by t-the way. + +8:32 And we came to J-Jewusawem, and abode (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee days. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 Nyow on t-the fouwth day w-was t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd and t-the vessews +weighed in t-the house of ouw God by t-the hand of M-Mewemoth t-the son of +Uwiah t-the pwiest; and with him w-was Eweazaw t-the son of Phinyehas; and +with t-them w-was J-Jozabad t-the son of Jeshua, and Nyoadiah t-the son of +Binnyui, Wevites; 8:34 By (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew and by w-weight of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the w-weight w-was wwitten a-at that ^w^ t-time. + +8-8:35 Awso t-the chiwdwen of those that h-had b-been cawwied away, which wewe +come out of t-the c-captivity, offewed buwnt offewings u-unto t-the God of +I-Iswaew, twewve buwwocks (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, nyinyety and six wams, s-seventy +and seven wambs, twewve he g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this w-was a +buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. + +8:36 And they dewivewed t-the king's commissions u-unto t-the king's +wieutenyants, and to t-the govewnyows on this side t-the wivew: and they +f-fuwthewed t-the p-peopwe, and t-the house of God. + +9:1 Nyow when these things wewe donye, t-the pwinces came to me, s-saying, +The peopwe of I-Iswaew, and t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, have nyot +sepawated themsewves fwom t-the peopwe of t-the wands, doing a-accowding to +theiw abominyations, even of t-the Canyaanyites, t-the Hittites, t-the +Pewizzites, t-the J-Jebusites, t-the Ammonyites, t-the Moabites, t-the Egyptians, +and t-the Amowites. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Fow they have taken of theiw daughtews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw sons: so that t-the h-howy seed have mingwed themsewves with t-the +peopwe of those wands: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the hand of t-the pwinces and wuwews hath +b-been chief in this twespass. + +9:3 And when I heawd this thing, I went o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawment and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mantwe, and +p-pwucked off t-the haiw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my beawd, and sat down +astonyied. + +9:4 T-Then wewe assembwed u-unto m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that twembwed a-at t-the w-wowds +of t-the God of I-Iswaew, because of t-the twansgwession of those that h-had +b-been cawwied away; and I sat astonyied untiw t-the evenying sacwifice. + +9:5 And a-at t-the evenying sacwifice I awose up fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heavinyess; and +h-having went o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawment and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mantwe, I feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my knyees, and spwead +out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands u-unto t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, 9:6 And said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I am +a-ashamed and bwush to wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face to thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw +inyiquities awe incweased o-ovew ouw head, and ouw twespass is g-gwown up +u-unto t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +9:7 Since t-the days of ouw f-fathews have we b-been in a gweat twespass +u-unto this >_> d-day; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw inyiquities have ^w^ w-we, ouw kings, and ouw +p-pwiests, b-been dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the kings of t-the wands, to +t-the swowd, to c-captivity, and to a spoiw, and to confusion of face, as +it is this d-day. + +9:8 And nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe space gwace hath b-been shewed fwom t-the WOWD +ouw G-God, to weave us a wemnyant to escape, and to g-give us a nyaiw in his +h-howy pwace, that ouw God may wighten ouw eyes, and g-give us a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +weviving in ouw bondage. + +9:9 Fow we wewe b-bondmen; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ouw God hath nyot fowsaken us in ouw +bondage, but hath e-extended (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto us in t-the sight of t-the kings of +Pewsia, to g-give us a weviving, to s-set up t-the house of ouw G-God, and to +wepaiw t-the d-desowations t-theweof, and to g-give us a waww in Judah and in +Jewusawem. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And n-nyow, O-O ouw G-God, what shaww we say aftew t-this? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have +fowsaken thy commandments, 9-9:11 W-Which t-thou hast commanded by thy +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, s-saying, The wand, u-unto which ye go to possess +it, is an uncwean wand with t-the fiwthinyess of t-the peopwe of t-the wands, +with theiw abominyations, which have fiwwed it fwom onye end to anyothew +with theiw uncweannyess. + +9:12 Nyow thewefowe g-give nyot youw daughtews u-unto theiw ^-^ s-sons, nyeithew +o(>ω<)o t-take theiw daughtews u-unto youw ^-^ s-sons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow seek theiw peace ow theiw +weawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: that ye may be stwong, and e-eat t-the g-good of t-the wand, +and weave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to youw chiwdwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +9:13 And aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is come upon us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw eviw deeds, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +ouw gweat twespass, seeing that t-thou ouw God hast punyished us w-wess +than ouw inyiquities desewve, and hast given us such dewivewance as +this; 9-9:14 Shouwd we again bweak thy commandments, and join in +affinyity with t-the peopwe of these abominyations? wouwdest nyot t-thou be +angwy with us tiww t-thou hadst consumed u-us, so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be nyo +wemnyant (=`ω´=) n-nyow escaping? 9:15 O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, t-thou awt w-wighteous: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we wemain (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet escaped, as it is this day: b-behowd, we awe befowe +thee in ouw twespasses: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we c-cannyot stand befowe thee because of +this. + +10:1 Nyow when Ezwa h-had pwayed, and when he h-had c-confessed, weeping and +c-casting himsewf down befowe t-the house of G-God, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe assembwed u-unto him +out of Iswaew a vewy gweat c-congwegation of men and w-women and chiwdwen: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe wept vewy sowe. + +1-10:2 And Shechanyiah t-the son of Jehiew, onye of t-the sons of Ewam, +answewed and said u-unto Ezwa, We have twespassed against ouw G-God, and +have taken s-stwange wives of t-the peopwe of t-the wand: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +hope in Iswaew c-concewnying this thing. + +10:3 Nyow thewefowe wet us make a c-covenyant with ouw God to put away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wives, and such as awe bown of t-them, a-accowding to t-the counsew of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, and of those that t-twembwe a-at t-the commandment of ouw God; and +wet it be donye a-accowding to t-the waw. + +10:4 A-Awise; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this mattew bewongeth u-unto t-thee: we awso wiww be with +t-thee: be of g-good c-couwage, and (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +1-10:5 T-Then awose Ezwa, and m-made t-the chief p-pwiests, t-the W-Wevites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +I-Iswaew, to sweaw that they shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to this wowd. And they +swawe. + +10:6 T-Then Ezwa w-wose up fwom befowe t-the house of G-God, and went into t-the +c-chambew of Johanyan t-the son of E-Ewiashib: and when he came thithew, he +did e-eat nyo bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink watew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he mouwnyed because of t-the +twansgwession of t-them that h-had b-been cawwied away. + +10:7 And they m-made pwocwamation (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout Judah and Jewusawem u-unto +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of t-the c-captivity, that they shouwd gathew themsewves +togethew u-unto Jewusawem; 10:8 And that w-whosoevew w-wouwd nyot come within +thwee days, a-accowding to t-the counsew of t-the pwinces and t-the ewdews, +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his s-substance shouwd be fowfeited, and himsewf sepawated fwom t-the +c-congwegation of those that h-had b-been cawwied away. + +10:9 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Judah and Benjamin gathewed themsewves +togethew u-unto Jewusawem within thwee days. I-It w-was t-the nyinth m-month, on +t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the month; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe sat in t-the stweet +of t-the house of G-God, twembwing because of this mattew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +gweat wain. + +10:10 And Ezwa t-the pwiest s-stood up, and said u-unto t-them, Ye have +twansgwessed, and have taken s-stwange wives, to incwease t-the twespass +of Iswaew. + +1-10:11 Nyow thewefowe make confession u-unto t-the WOWD God of youw fathews, +and (^-^*)/ d-do his pweasuwe: and sepawate youwsewves fwom t-the peopwe of t-the +wand, and fwom t-the s-stwange (^-^*)/ w-wives. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation answewed and said with a w-woud voice, +As t-thou hast said, so (* ^ ω ^) m-must we do. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 But t-the peopwe awe many, and it is a time of m-much wain, and we +awe nyot abwe to stand without, nyeithew is this a wowk of onye day ow +t-two: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe many that have twansgwessed in this thing. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Wet nyow ouw wuwews of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation stand, and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-them which have taken s-stwange wives in ouw c-cities come a-at appointed +times, and with t-them t-the ewdews of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, and t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges t-theweof, +untiw t-the fiewce wwath of ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this mattew be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom us. + +10:15 Onwy Jonyathan t-the son of A-Asahew and J-Jahaziah t-the son of Tikvah +wewe empwoyed about this m-mattew: and Meshuwwam and S-Shabbethai t-the +Wevite hewped them. + +1-10:16 And t-the chiwdwen of t-the captivity did so. And Ezwa t-the pwiest, +with c-cewtain chief of t-the fathews, aftew t-the house of theiw fathews, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them by theiw nyames, wewe sepawated, and sat down in t-the +fiwst day of t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth month to examinye t-the mattew. + +1-10:17 And they m-made an end with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that h-had taken s-stwange +wives by t-the fiwst day of t-the fiwst m-month. + +10:18 And among t-the sons of t-the pwiests (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe f-found that h-had +taken s-stwange wives: nyamewy, of t-the sons of Jeshua t-the son of Jozadak, +and his bwethwen; Maaseiah, and Ewiezew, and Jawib, and G-Gedawiah. + +10:19 And they gave theiw h-hands that they w-wouwd put away theiw wives; +and being g-guiwty, they offewed a wam of t-the fwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw twespass. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And of t-the sons of Immew; Hanyanyi, and Zebadiah. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And of t-the sons of Hawim; Maaseiah, and Ewijah, and Shemaiah, +and Jehiew, and Uzziah. + +10:22 And of t-the sons of P-Pashuw; Ewioenyai, Maaseiah, I-Ishmaew, +(╯✧▽✧)╯ N-Nyethanyeew, Jozabad, and E-Ewasah. + +1-10:23 Awso of t-the Wevites; Jozabad, and Shimei, and (　･ω･)☞ K-Kewaiah, (-(the same +is Kewita,) P-Pethahiah, Judah, and E-Ewiezew. + +10:24 O-Of t-the s-singews awso; E-Ewiashib: and of t-the powtews; Shawwum, and +Tewem, and x3 *teleports behind you* U-Uwi. + +10:25 Moweovew of Iswaew: of t-the sons of Pawosh; Wamiah, and Jeziah, +and Mawchiah, and Miamin, and Eweazaw, and Mawchijah, and Benyaiah. + +10:26 And of t-the sons of Ewam; M-Mattanyiah, Z-Zechawiah, and Jehiew, and +A-Abdi, and Jewemoth, and Ewiah. + +10:27 And of t-the sons of Z-Zattu; Ewioenyai, E-Ewiashib, M-Mattanyiah, and +Jewemoth, and Zabad, and Aziza. + +1-10:28 O-Of t-the sons awso of Bebai; Jehohanyan, Hanyanyiah, Zabbai, and +Athwai. + +10:29 And of t-the sons of Banyi; Meshuwwam, Mawwuch, and A-Adaiah, J-Jashub, +and Sheaw, and W-Wamoth. + +10:30 And of t-the sons of Pahathmoab; Adnya, and C-Chewaw, Benyaiah, +Maaseiah, M-Mattanyiah, Bezaweew, and Binnyui, and M-Manyasseh. + +10:31 And of t-the sons of Hawim; Ewiezew, I-Ishijah, Mawchiah, Shemaiah, +Shimeon, 10:32 Benjamin, Mawwuch, and Shemawiah. + +10:33 O-Of t-the sons of Hashum; M-Mattenyai, Mattathah, Zabad, Ewiphewet, +J-Jewemai, Manyasseh, and Shimei. + +1-10:34 O-Of t-the sons of Banyi; Maadai, Amwam, and Uew, 10:35 Benyaiah, +B-Bedeiah, Chewwuh, 10:36 Vanyiah, Mewemoth, E-Ewiashib, 10:37 M-Mattanyiah, +M-Mattenyai, and Jaasau, 10:38 And Banyi, and Binnyui, Shimei, 10:39 And +Shewemiah, and Nyathan, and A-Adaiah, 1-10:40 Machnyadebai, Shashai, Shawai, +1-10:41 Azaweew, and Shewemiah, Shemawiah, 10:42 Shawwum, Amawiah, and +Joseph. + +10:43 O-Of t-the sons of N-Nyebo; Jeiew, M-Mattithiah, Zabad, Z-Zebinya, J-Jadau, +and J-Joew, Benyaiah. + +10:44 Aww these h-had taken s-stwange wives: and s-some of t-them h-had wives by +whom they h-had chiwdwen. + + + + +The Book of Nyehemiah + + +1:1 The w-wowds of Nyehemiah t-the son of Hachawiah. And it came to pass +in t-the month Chisweu, in t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth y-yeaw, as I w-was in Shushan t-the +pawace, 1:2 That Hanyanyi, onye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, came, he and c-cewtain men +of Judah; and I asked t-them c-concewnying t-the Jews that h-had escaped, which +wewe weft of t-the c-captivity, and c-concewnying Jewusawem. + +1:3 And they said u-unto me, The wemnyant that awe weft of t-the captivity +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the pwovince awe in gweat affwiction and wepwoach: t-the waww +of Jewusawem awso is bwoken down, and t-the gates theweof awe buwnyed +with fiwe. + +1:4 And it came to pass, when I heawd these wowds, that I sat down and +w-wept, and mouwnyed c-cewtain days, and fasted, and pwayed befowe t-the God +of heaven, 1:5 And said, I b-beseech thee, O-O WOWD God of heaven, t-the +gweat and t-tewwibwe G-God, that keepeth c-covenyant and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that +wove him and o-obsewve his commandments: 1-1:6 Wet thinye eaw nyow be +attentive, and thinye eyes open, that t-thou mayest h-heaw t-the pwayew of +thy s-sewvant, which I p-pway befowe thee n-nyow, day and nyight, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew thy sewvants, and confess t-the s-sins of t-the chiwdwen +of I-Iswaew, which we have sinnyed against t-thee: both I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's +house have ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. + +1:7 We have d-deawt vewy cowwuptwy against thee, and have nyot kept t-the +commandments, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the s-statutes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the judgments, which t-thou +commandedst thy sewvant M-Moses. + +1:8 Wemembew, I b-beseech thee, t-the wowd that t-thou commandedst thy +sewvant Moses, s-saying, If ye t-twansgwess, I wiww scattew you a-abwoad +among t-the n-nyations: 1-1:9 But if ye tuwn u-unto me, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +commandments, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them; t-though (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe of you cast out u-unto t-the +uttewmost pawt of t-the heaven, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I gathew t-them fwom thence, and +wiww bwing t-them u-unto t-the pwace that I have chosen to s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame +thewe. + +1:10 Nyow these awe thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and thy p-peopwe, whom t-thou hast +wedeemed by thy gweat p-powew, and by thy stwong ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1:11 O-O WOWD, I b-beseech thee, wet nyow thinye eaw be a-attentive to t-the +pwayew of thy s-sewvant, and to t-the pwayew of thy sewvants, who d-desiwe +to f-feaw thy nyame: and pwospew, I p-pway thee, thy sewvant this day, and +gwant him (´-ω-`) m-mewcy in t-the sight of this m-man. Fow I w-was t-the king's +cupbeawew. + +2:1 And it came to pass in t-the month Nyisan, in t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of +A-Awtaxewxes t-the king, that winye w-was befowe him: and I took up t-the winye, +and gave it u-unto t-the king. Nyow I h-had nyot b-been befowetime s-sad in his +pwesence. + +2:2 Whewefowe t-the king said u-unto me, Why is thy c-countenyance sad, +seeing t-thou awt nyot sick? this is nyothing ewse but sowwow of heawt. +T-Then I w-was vewy sowe afwaid, 2-2:3 And said u-unto t-the king, Wet t-the king +wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: why shouwd nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-countenyance be sad, when t-the city, +t-the pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews' sepuwchwes, wieth waste, and t-the gates +theweof awe consumed with f-fiwe? 2:4 T-Then t-the king said u-unto me, Fow +what d-dost t-thou make wequest? S-So I pwayed to t-the God of heaven. + +2-2:5 And I said u-unto t-the king, If it pwease t-the king, and if thy +sewvant have f-found favouw in thy s-sight, that t-thou wouwdest send m-me +u-unto Judah, u-unto t-the city of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews' sepuwchwes, that I may buiwd +it. + +2:6 And t-the king said u-unto me, (-(the queen awso sitting by him,) Fow +how wong shaww thy jouwnyey be? and when wiwt t-thou wetuwn? S-So it +pweased t-the king to send m-me; and I s-set him a ^w^ t-time. + +2-2:7 Moweovew I said u-unto t-the king, If it pwease t-the king, wet wettews +be given m-me to t-the govewnyows beyond t-the wivew, that they may convey m-me +o-ovew tiww I come into Judah; 2:8 And a wettew u-unto A-Asaph t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of +t-the king's f-fowest, that he may g-give m-me timbew to make beams (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +gates of t-the pawace which appewtainyed to t-the h-house, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waww +of t-the city, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house that I shaww entew into. And t-the king +g-gwanted me, a-accowding to t-the g-good hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God upon me. + +2-2:9 T-Then I came to t-the govewnyows beyond t-the wivew, and gave t-them t-the +king's wettews. Nyow t-the king h-had sent captains of t-the awmy and +howsemen with me. + +2:10 When Sanbawwat t-the Howonyite, and Tobiah t-the s-sewvant, t-the +(=①ω①=) A-Ammonyite, heawd of it, it g-gwieved t-them e-exceedingwy that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was come +a man to seek t-the w-wewfawe of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +2-2:11 S-So I came to J-Jewusawem, and w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee days. + +2:12 And I awose in t-the nyight, I and s-some f-few men with m-me; nyeithew +towd I any man what o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God h-had put in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt to (^-^*)/ d-do a-at Jewusawem: +nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any beast with me, s-save t-the beast that I w-wode (*ﾉωﾉ) *looks at you* u-upon. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And I went out by nyight by t-the gate of t-the vawwey, even befowe +t-the dwagon weww, and to t-the (* ^ ω ^) d-dung p-powt, and viewed t-the wawws of +J-Jewusawem, which wewe bwoken down, and t-the gates theweof wewe consumed +with fiwe. + +2:14 T-Then I went on to t-the gate of t-the fountain, and to t-the king's +p-poow: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the beast that w-was undew m-me to pass. + +2:15 T-Then went I up in t-the nyight by t-the bwook, and viewed t-the waww, +and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and entewed by t-the gate of t-the vawwey, and so +wetuwnyed. + +2:16 And t-the wuwews knyew nyot whithew I went, ow what I d-did; nyeithew +h-had I as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet towd it to t-the Jews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the p-pwiests, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the +n-nyobwes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the wuwews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the w-west that did t-the wowk. + +2:17 T-Then said I u-unto t-them, Ye s-see t-the d-distwess that we awe in, how +Jewusawem wieth waste, and t-the gates theweof awe buwnyed with fiwe: +come, and wet us buiwd up t-the waww of J-Jewusawem, that we be nyo mowe a +wepwoach. + +2:18 T-Then I towd t-them of t-the hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God which w-was g-good upon m-me; as +awso t-the king's w-wowds that he h-had spoken u-unto me. And they said, Wet +us (☆ω☆) w-wise up and buiwd. S-So they stwengthenyed theiw h-hands (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this g-good +wowk. + +2:19 But when Sanbawwat t-the Howonyite, and Tobiah t-the s-sewvant, t-the +(=①ω①=) A-Ammonyite, and G-Geshem t-the Awabian, heawd it, they w-waughed us to scown, +and (>_<) d-despised u-us, and said, What is this t-thing that ye do? wiww ye +webew against t-the king? {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 T-Then answewed I t-them, and said u-unto +t-them, The God of heaven, he wiww p-pwospew us; thewefowe we his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +wiww a-awise and buiwd: but ye have nyo powtion, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, (=`ω´=) n-nyow m-memowiaw, +in Jewusawem. + +3-3:1 T-Then Ewiashib t-the high pwiest w-wose up with his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the +p-pwiests, and they buiwded t-the sheep gate; they sanctified it, and s-set +up t-the doows of it; even u-unto t-the towew of Meah they sanctified it, +u-unto t-the towew of Hanyanyeew. + +3:2 And nyext u-unto him buiwded t-the men of Jewicho. And nyext to t-them +buiwded Zaccuw t-the son of I-Imwi. + +3-3:3 But t-the fish gate did t-the sons of Hassenyaah b-buiwd, who awso w-waid +t-the beams t-theweof, and s-set up t-the doows t-theweof, t-the wocks t-theweof, +and t-the baws t-theweof. + +3:4 And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed M-Mewemoth t-the son of Uwijah, t-the son of +Koz. And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed Meshuwwam t-the son of Bewechiah, t-the +son of Meshezabeew. And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed Zadok t-the son of +Baanya. + +3:5 And nyext u-unto t-them t-the Tekoites wepaiwed; but theiw nyobwes put nyot +theiw nyecks to t-the wowk of theiw WOWD. + +3-3:6 Moweovew t-the o-owd gate w-wepaiwed J-Jehoiada t-the son of P-Paseah, and +Meshuwwam t-the son of Besodeiah; they w-waid t-the beams t-theweof, and s-set +up t-the doows t-theweof, and t-the wocks t-theweof, and t-the baws t-theweof. + +3:7 And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed Mewatiah t-the Gibeonyite, and Jadon t-the +Mewonyothite, t-the men of G-Gibeon, and of Mizpah, u-unto t-the t-thwonye of t-the +govewnyow on this side t-the :3 w-wivew. + +3:8 Nyext u-unto him w-wepaiwed Uzziew t-the son of Hawhaiah, of t-the +gowdsmiths. + +Nyext u-unto him awso w-wepaiwed Hanyanyiah t-the son of onye of t-the +apothecawies, and they f-fowtified Jewusawem u-unto t-the bwoad waww. + +3-3:9 And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed Wephaiah t-the son of H-Huw, t-the wuwew of +t-the hawf pawt of Jewusawem. + +3:10 And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed Jedaiah t-the son of Hawumaph, even +o-ovew against his house. And nyext u-unto him w-wepaiwed Hattush t-the son of +Hashabnyiah. + +3:11 M-Mawchijah t-the son of Hawim, and Hashub t-the son of Pahathmoab, +w-wepaiwed t-the othew piece, and t-the towew of t-the fuwnyaces. + +3:12 And nyext u-unto him w-wepaiwed Shawwum t-the son of Hawohesh, t-the wuwew +of t-the hawf pawt of J-Jewusawem, he and his daughtews. + +3:13 The vawwey gate w-wepaiwed Hanyun, and t-the i-inhabitants of Zanyoah; +they b-buiwt it, and s-set up t-the doows t-theweof, t-the wocks t-theweof, and +t-the baws t-theweof, and a t-thousand cubits on t-the waww u-unto t-the (* ^ ω ^) d-dung +gate. + +3:14 But t-the (* ^ ω ^) d-dung gate w-wepaiwed M-Mawchiah t-the son of Wechab, t-the wuwew +of pawt of Bethhaccewem; he b-buiwt it, and s-set up t-the doows t-theweof, +t-the wocks t-theweof, and t-the baws t-theweof. + +3:15 But t-the gate of t-the fountain w-wepaiwed Shawwun t-the son of +C-Cowhozeh, t-the wuwew of pawt of M-Mizpah; he b-buiwt it, and covewed it, +and s-set up t-the doows t-theweof, t-the wocks t-theweof, and t-the baws t-theweof, +and t-the waww of t-the poow of Siwoah by t-the king's gawden, and u-unto t-the +s-staiws that go down fwom t-the city of David. + +3:16 Aftew him w-wepaiwed Nyehemiah t-the son of Azbuk, t-the wuwew of t-the +hawf pawt of B-Bethzuw, u-unto t-the pwace o-ovew against t-the sepuwchwes of +D-David, and to t-the poow that w-was made, and u-unto t-the house of t-the +mighty. + +3:17 Aftew him w-wepaiwed t-the W-Wevites, Wehum t-the son of Banyi. Nyext u-unto +him w-wepaiwed Hashabiah, t-the wuwew of t-the hawf pawt of Keiwah, in his +p-pawt. + +3:18 Aftew him w-wepaiwed theiw bwethwen, Bavai t-the son of Henyadad, t-the +wuwew of t-the hawf pawt of (=^･ｪ･^=) K-Keiwah. + +3:19 And nyext to him w-wepaiwed E-Ezew t-the son of Jeshua, t-the wuwew of +Mizpah, anyothew piece o-ovew against t-the g-going up to t-the awmouwy a-at t-the +tuwnying of t-the waww. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Aftew him Bawuch t-the son of Zabbai eawnyestwy w-wepaiwed t-the othew +piece, fwom t-the tuwnying of t-the waww u-unto t-the doow of t-the house of +Ewiashib t-the high pwiest. + +3:21 Aftew him w-wepaiwed M-Mewemoth t-the son of Uwijah t-the son of K-Koz +anyothew piece, fwom t-the doow of t-the house of Ewiashib even to t-the end +of t-the house of E-Ewiashib. + +3-3:22 And aftew him w-wepaiwed t-the p-pwiests, t-the men of t-the pwain. + +3:23 Aftew him w-wepaiwed Benjamin and Hashub o-ovew against theiw house. + +Aftew him w-wepaiwed A-Azawiah t-the son of >w< M-Maaseiah t-the son of Anyanyiah by +his house. + +3:24 Aftew him w-wepaiwed Binnyui t-the son of Henyadad anyothew piece, fwom +t-the house of A-Azawiah u-unto t-the tuwnying of t-the waww, even u-unto t-the +cownyew. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 Pawaw t-the son of Uzai, o-ovew against t-the tuwnying of t-the waww, and +t-the towew which wieth out fwom t-the king's high h-house, that w-was by t-the +couwt of t-the pwison. Aftew him Pedaiah t-the son of P-Pawosh. + +3:26 Moweovew t-the Nyethinyims d-dwewt in Ophew, u-unto t-the pwace o-ovew +against t-the w-watew gate towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and t-the towew that wieth ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +3-3:27 Aftew t-them t-the Tekoites w-wepaiwed anyothew piece, o-ovew against t-the +gweat towew that wieth (* ^ ω ^) o-out, even u-unto t-the waww of Ophew. + +3:28 Fwom a-above t-the h-howse gate w-wepaiwed t-the p-pwiests, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye o-ovew +against his house. + +3-3:29 Aftew t-them w-wepaiwed Zadok t-the son of Immew o-ovew against his +house. + +Aftew him w-wepaiwed awso Shemaiah t-the son of S-Shechanyiah, t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of +t-the east gate. + +3:30 Aftew him w-wepaiwed Hanyanyiah t-the son of Shewemiah, and Hanyun t-the +sixth son of Zawaph, anyothew p-piece. Aftew him w-wepaiwed Meshuwwam t-the +son of Bewechiah o-ovew against his chambew. + +3:31 Aftew him w-wepaiwed M-Mawchiah t-the gowdsmith's son u-unto t-the pwace of +t-the Nyethinyims, and of t-the mewchants, o-ovew against t-the gate M-Miphkad, +and to t-the g-going up of t-the cownyew. + +3:32 And b-between t-the g-going up of t-the cownyew u-unto t-the sheep gate +w-wepaiwed t-the gowdsmiths and t-the mewchants. + +4:1 But it came to pass, that when Sanbawwat heawd that we buiwded t-the +waww, he w-was w-wwoth, and took gweat i-indignyation, and mocked t-the Jews. + +4-4:2 And he spake befowe his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and t-the awmy of S-Samawia, and +said, What (^-^*)/ d-do these feebwe Jews? wiww they fowtify themsewves? wiww +they sacwifice? wiww they make an end in a day? wiww they w-wevive t-the +s-stonyes out of t-the heaps of t-the wubbish which awe buwnyed? 4:3 Nyow +Tobiah t-the Ammonyite w-was by him, and he said, Even that which they +b-buiwd, if a fox go up, he shaww even bweak down theiw stonye waww. + +4-4:4 Heaw, O-O ouw God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe (^人^) d-despised: and tuwn theiw wepwoach upon +theiw own head, and g-give t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey in t-the wand of captivity: 4-4:5 +And covew nyot theiw inyiquity, and wet nyot theiw sin be bwotted out +fwom befowe t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have p-pwovoked thee to angew befowe t-the +buiwdews. + +4:6 S-So b-buiwt we t-the waww; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the waww w-was j-joinyed togethew u-unto +t-the hawf theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe h-had a mind to wowk. + +4:7 But it came to pass, that when Sanbawwat, and Tobiah, and t-the +Awabians, and t-the Ammonyites, and t-the Ashdodites, heawd that t-the wawws +of Jewusawem wewe m-made up, and that t-the b-bweaches began to be stopped, +t-then they wewe vewy w-wwoth, 4-4:8 And conspiwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them togethew to +come and to fight against J-Jewusawem, and to hindew it. + +4:9 Nyevewthewess we m-made ouw pwayew u-unto ouw G-God, and s-set a watch +against t-them day and nyight, because of them. + +4:10 And Judah said, The stwength of t-the beawews of buwdens is +decayed, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is m-much wubbish; so that we awe nyot abwe to buiwd +t-the waww. + +4:11 And ouw advewsawies said, They shaww nyot knyow, nyeithew see, tiww +we come in t-the m-midst among t-them, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them, and c-cause t-the wowk to +cease. + +4:12 And it came to pass, that when t-the Jews which d-dwewt by t-them came, +they said u-unto us t-ten times, Fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whence ye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +u-unto us they wiww be upon you. + +4:13 Thewefowe s-set I in t-the w-wowew pwaces behind t-the waww, and on t-the +highew pwaces, I even s-set t-the peopwe aftew theiw famiwies with theiw +swowds, theiw speaws, and theiw bows. + +4:14 And I wooked, and w-wose up, and said u-unto t-the n-nyobwes, and to t-the +wuwews, and to t-the w-west of t-the p-peopwe, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot ye afwaid of (=`ω´=) t-them: +(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the WOWD, which is gweat and (-ω-、) t-tewwibwe, and fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw +bwethwen, youw ^-^ s-sons, and youw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, youw wives, and youw houses. + +4:15 And it came to pass, when ouw enyemies heawd that it w-was knyown +u-unto u-us, and God h-had b-bwought theiw counsew to nyought, that we wetuwnyed +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of us to t-the waww, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye u-unto his wowk. + +4:16 And it came to pass fwom that time fowth, that t-the hawf of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wwought in t-the wowk, and t-the othew hawf of t-them hewd both t-the +speaws, t-the shiewds, and t-the bows, and t-the habewgeons; and t-the wuwews +wewe behind (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of J-Judah. + +4:17 They which buiwded on t-the waww, and they that bawe b-buwdens, with +those that waded, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with onye of his h-hands wwought in t-the wowk, +and with t-the othew hand hewd a weapon. + +4-4:18 Fow t-the buiwdews, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-had his s-swowd giwded by his side, and +so buiwded. And he that sounded t-the twumpet w-was by me. + +4:19 And I said u-unto t-the n-nyobwes, and to t-the wuwews, and to t-the w-west of +t-the p-peopwe, The wowk is gweat and wawge, and we awe sepawated upon t-the +waww, onye faw fwom anyothew. + +4:20 In what pwace thewefowe ye h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wesowt +ye thithew u-unto us: ouw God shaww fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +4:21 S-So we wabouwed in t-the wowk: and hawf of t-them hewd t-the speaws fwom +t-the wising of t-the mownying tiww t-the staws a-appeawed. + +4:22 Wikewise a-at t-the same time said I u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +with his sewvant wodge within J-Jewusawem, that in t-the nyight they may be +a g-guawd to u-us, and wabouw on t-the d-day. + +4:23 S-So nyeithew I, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvants, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the men of +t-the g-guawd which f-fowwowed me, nyonye of us put off ouw cwothes, saving +that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye put t-them off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (o^ ^o)/ w-washing. + +5:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the peopwe and of theiw wives against +theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Jews. + +5-5:2 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe that said, We, ouw ^-^ s-sons, and ouw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, awe +many: thewefowe we o(>ω<)o t-take up cown (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, that we may eat, and w-wive. + +5:3 Some awso (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe that said, We have mowtgaged ouw wands, +vinyeyawds, and houses, that we m-might buy cown, because of t-the deawth. + +5:4 Thewe wewe awso that said, We have bowwowed monyey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's +t-twibute, and that upon ouw wands and vinyeyawds. + +5:5 Y-Yet nyow ouw fwesh is as t-the fwesh of ouw bwethwen, ouw chiwdwen as +theiw chiwdwen: and, wo, we bwing into bondage ouw sons and ouw +daughtews to be sewvants, and s-some of ouw daughtews awe b-bwought u-unto +bondage a-awweady: nyeithew is it in ouw p-powew to wedeem t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow othew +men have ouw wands and vinyeyawds. + +5:6 And I w-was vewy angwy when I heawd theiw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy and these wowds. + +5:7 T-Then I c-consuwted with mysewf, and I webuked t-the n-nyobwes, and t-the +wuwews, and said u-unto t-them, Ye exact usuwy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his bwothew. +And I s-set a gweat assembwy against them. + +5:8 And I said u-unto t-them, We aftew ouw abiwity have wedeemed ouw +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Jews, which wewe sowd u-unto t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; and wiww ye even +seww youw (＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? ow shaww they be sowd u-unto us? T-Then hewd they +theiw p-peace, and f-found nyothing to answew. + +5:9 Awso I said, I-It is nyot g-good that ye do: ought ye nyot to wawk in +t-the f-feaw of ouw God because of t-the wepwoach of t-the heathen ouw +enyemies? 5:10 I (　･ω･)☞ w-wikewise, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvants, m-might +exact of t-them monyey and cown: I p-pway y-you, wet us weave off this usuwy. + +5:11 Westowe, I p-pway y-you, to t-them, even this day, theiw wands, theiw +vinyeyawds, theiw o-owiveyawds, and theiw houses, awso t-the hundwedth pawt +of t-the monyey, and of t-the cown, t-the winye, and t-the oiw, that ye exact of +them. + +5:12 T-Then said they, We wiww westowe t-them, and wiww wequiwe nyothing of +t-them; so wiww we (^-^*)/ d-do as t-thou sayest. T-Then I cawwed t-the p-pwiests, and +took an o-oath of t-them, that they shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to this pwomise. + +5-5:13 Awso I shook o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wap, and said, S-So God s-shake out {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom +his h-house, and fwom his wabouw, that p-pewfowmeth nyot this pwomise, even +thus be he shaken (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and emptied. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation said, +Amen, and pwaised t-the WOWD. And t-the peopwe did a-accowding to this +pwomise. + +5:14 Moweovew fwom t-the time that I w-was appointed to be theiw govewnyow +in t-the wand of Judah, fwom t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw even u-unto t-the two and +thiwtieth yeaw of A-Awtaxewxes t-the king, that is, twewve yeaws, I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen have nyot eaten t-the bwead of t-the govewnyow. + +5:15 But t-the f-fowmew govewnyows that h-had b-been befowe m-me wewe c-chawgeabwe +u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and h-had taken of t-them bwead and winye, beside f-fowty +shekews of s-siwvew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, even theiw (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants bawe w-wuwe o-ovew t-the peopwe: +but so did nyot I, because of t-the f-feaw of God. + +5:16 Yea, awso I continyued in t-the wowk of this waww, nyeithew bought we +any wand: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wewe gathewed thithew u-unto t-the wowk. + +5:17 Moweovew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe an hundwed and fifty of t-the Jews +and wuwews, beside those that came u-unto us fwom among t-the heathen that +awe about us. + +5:18 Nyow that which w-was pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me daiwy w-was onye (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and six +choice sheep; awso f-fowws wewe pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and o-once in t-ten days +stowe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sowts of winye: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this wequiwed nyot I t-the bwead +of t-the govewnyow, because t-the bondage w-was h-heavy upon this peopwe. + +5:19 Think upon me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have +donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this peopwe. + +6-6:1 Nyow it came to pass when Sanbawwat, and Tobiah, and G-Geshem t-the +Awabian, and t-the w-west of ouw >_> e-enyemies, heawd that I h-had buiwded t-the +waww, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bweach weft thewein; (though a-at that time +I h-had nyot s-set up t-the doows upon t-the gates;) 6:2 That Sanbawwat and +G-Geshem sent u-unto me, s-saying, Come, wet us meet togethew in s-some onye of +t-the v-viwwages in t-the pwain of Onyo. But they thought to (^-^*)/ d-do m-me mischief. + +6:3 And I sent m-messengews u-unto t-them, s-saying, I am doing a gweat wowk, +so that I c-cannyot come down: why shouwd t-the wowk cease, whiwst I weave +it, and come down to y-you? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Y-Yet they sent u-unto m-me fouw times aftew +this sowt; and I answewed t-them aftew t-the same mannyew. + +6:5 T-Then sent Sanbawwat his sewvant u-unto m-me in w-wike m-mannyew t-the fifth +time with an open wettew in his hand; 6:6 Whewein w-was wwitten, I-It is +wepowted among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and Gashmu saith it, that t-thou and t-the +Jews think to webew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which c-cause t-thou b-buiwdest t-the waww, that t-thou +mayest be theiw king, a-accowding to these wowds. + +6:7 And t-thou hast awso appointed pwophets to pweach of thee a-at +J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Thewe is a king in Judah: and nyow shaww it be +wepowted to t-the king a-accowding to these wowds. Come nyow thewefowe, and +wet us o(>ω<)o t-take counsew togethew. + +6:8 T-Then I sent u-unto him, s-saying, Thewe awe nyo such things donye as +t-thou sayest, but t-thou feignyest t-them out of thinye own heawt. + +6:9 Fow they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-made us afwaid, s-saying, (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw h-hands shaww be weakenyed +fwom t-the wowk, that it be nyot donye. Nyow thewefowe, O-O G-God, stwengthen +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands. + +6:10 Aftewwawd I came u-unto t-the house of Shemaiah t-the son of Dewaiah +t-the son of Mehetabeew, who w-was s-shut up; and he said, Wet us meet +togethew in t-the house of G-God, within t-the t-tempwe, and wet us s-shut t-the +doows of t-the tempwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww come to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway thee; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, in t-the +nyight wiww they come to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway thee. + +6:11 And I said, Shouwd such a man as I fwee? and who is thewe, that, +being as I am, w-wouwd go into t-the tempwe to s-save his wife? I wiww nyot +go in. + +6:12 And, wo, I pewceived that God h-had nyot sent h-him; but that he +pwonyounced this pwophecy against me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Tobiah and Sanbawwat h-had +h-hiwed h-him. + +6:13 Thewefowe w-was he hiwed, that I shouwd be afwaid, and (^-^*)/ d-do so, and +sin, and that they m-might have mattew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an eviw (T_T) w-wepowt, that they +m-might wepwoach me. + +6:14 My G-God, think t-thou upon Tobiah and Sanbawwat a-accowding to these +theiw wowks, and on t-the pwophetess Nyoadiah, and t-the w-west of t-the +pwophets, that w-wouwd have put m-me in feaw. + +6:15 S-So t-the waww w-was finyished in t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fifth day of t-the month +Ewuw, in fifty and two days. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And it came to pass, that when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw enyemies heawd t-theweof, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heathen that wewe about us saw these things, they wewe m-much +cast down in theiw own eyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they pewceived that this wowk w-was +wwought of ouw God. + +6-6:17 Moweovew in those days t-the nyobwes of Judah sent many wettews u-unto +Tobiah, and t-the wettews of Tobiah came u-unto them. + +6:18 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many in Judah swown u-unto him, because he w-was t-the +son in (☆▽☆) w-waw of Shechanyiah t-the son of Awah; and his son Johanyan h-had +taken t-the daughtew of Meshuwwam t-the son of Bewechiah. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 Awso they wepowted his g-good deeds befowe me, and uttewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds +to h-him. And Tobiah sent wettews to put m-me in feaw. + +7:1 Nyow it came to pass, when t-the waww w-was buiwt, and I h-had s-set up t-the +doows, and t-the p-powtews and t-the s-singews and t-the Wevites wewe appointed, +7:2 That I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew Hanyanyi, and Hanyanyiah t-the wuwew of t-the +pawace, chawge o-ovew Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was a faithfuw ^.^ m-man, and feawed +God a-above many. + +7-7:3 And I said u-unto t-them, Wet nyot t-the gates of Jewusawem be openyed +untiw t-the sun be hot; and whiwe they stand by, wet t-them s-shut t-the +doows, and baw (=`ω´=) t-them: and appoint watches of t-the i-inhabitants of +J-Jewusawem, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his watch, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to be o-ovew against +his house. + +7:4 Nyow t-the city w-was wawge and (=`ω´=) g-gweat: but t-the peopwe wewe f-few thewein, +and t-the houses wewe nyot buiwded. + +7:5 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God put into minye heawt to gathew togethew t-the n-nyobwes, and +t-the wuwews, and t-the p-peopwe, that they m-might be w-weckonyed by genyeawogy. +And I f-found a wegistew of t-the g-genyeawogy of t-them which came up a-at t-the +fiwst, and f-found wwitten thewein, 7:6 These awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the +p-pwovince, that went up out of t-the c-captivity, of those that h-had b-been +cawwied away, whom Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king of Babywon h-had cawwied +away, and came again to Jewusawem and to Judah, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye u-unto his +c-city; 7-7:7 Who came with Z-Zewubbabew, Jeshua, Nyehemiah, A-Azawiah, +Waamiah, Nyahamanyi, Mowdecai, Biwshan, M-Mispeweth, Bigvai, (*^.^*) N-Nyehum, +Baanyah. The nyumbew, I say, of t-the men of t-the peopwe of Iswaew w-was +this; (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 The chiwdwen of Pawosh, two t-thousand an hundwed s-seventy and +t-two. + +7:9 The chiwdwen of Shephatiah, thwee hundwed s-seventy and t-two. + +7:10 The chiwdwen of Awah, six hundwed fifty and t-two. + +7:11 The chiwdwen of Pahathmoab, of t-the chiwdwen of Jeshua and ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, +two t-thousand and eight hundwed and eighteen. + +7:12 The chiwdwen of Ewam, a t-thousand two hundwed fifty and fouw. + +7:13 The chiwdwen of Zattu, eight hundwed f-fowty and five. + +7:14 The chiwdwen of Zaccai, seven hundwed and t-thweescowe. + +7:15 The chiwdwen of Binnyui, six hundwed f-fowty and eight. + +7:16 The chiwdwen of B-Bebai, six hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. + +7:17 The chiwdwen of (≧◡≦) A-Azgad, two t-thousand thwee hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and t-two. + +7:18 The chiwdwen of Adonyikam, six hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and seven. + +xDD 7-7:19 The chiwdwen of Bigvai, two t-thousand (o_O)! t-thweescowe and seven. + +7:20 The chiwdwen of Adin, six hundwed fifty and five. + +7:21 The chiwdwen of A-Atew of Hezekiah, nyinyety and eight. + +7:22 The chiwdwen of Hashum, thwee hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. + +7:23 The chiwdwen of (=`ω´=) B-Bezai, thwee hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw. + +7:24 The chiwdwen of Hawiph, an hundwed and twewve. + +7:25 The chiwdwen of G-Gibeon, nyinyety and five. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 The men of >_> B-Bethwehem and Nyetophah, an hundwed fouwscowe and +eight. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 The men of Anyathoth, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. + +7:28 The men of Bethazmaveth, f-fowty and t-two. + +7:29 The men of Kiwjathjeawim, C-Chephiwah, and B-Beewoth, seven hundwed +f-fowty and thwee. + +7:30 The men of W-Wamah and G-Gaba, six hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and onye. + +7:31 The men of Michmas, an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and t-two. + +7-7:32 The men of Bethew and Ai, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. + +7:33 The men of t-the othew Nyebo, fifty and t-two. + +7:34 The chiwdwen of t-the othew Ewam, a t-thousand two hundwed fifty and +fouw. + +7:35 The chiwdwen of Hawim, thwee hundwed and twenty. + +7:36 The chiwdwen of Jewicho, thwee hundwed f-fowty and five. + +7:37 The chiwdwen of Wod, H-Hadid, and Onyo, seven hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and +onye. + +o(>< )o 7-7:38 The chiwdwen of Senyaah, thwee t-thousand nyinye hundwed and t-thiwty. + +7:39 The pwiests: t-the chiwdwen of Jedaiah, of t-the house of Jeshua, +nyinye hundwed s-seventy and thwee. + +7-7:40 The chiwdwen of Immew, a t-thousand fifty and t-two. + +7:41 The chiwdwen of Pashuw, a t-thousand two hundwed f-fowty and seven. + +7:42 The chiwdwen of Hawim, a t-thousand and seventeen. + +7:43 The Wevites: t-the chiwdwen of Jeshua, of Kadmiew, and of t-the +chiwdwen of Hodevah, s-seventy and fouw. + +7-7:44 The singews: t-the chiwdwen of Asaph, an hundwed f-fowty and eight. + +7:45 The powtews: t-the chiwdwen of Shawwum, t-the chiwdwen of Atew, t-the +chiwdwen of Tawmon, t-the chiwdwen of Akkub, t-the chiwdwen of Hatita, t-the +chiwdwen of Shobai, an hundwed thiwty and eight. + +7-7:46 The Nyethinyims: t-the chiwdwen of Ziha, t-the chiwdwen of Hashupha, +t-the chiwdwen of T-Tabbaoth, 7:47 The chiwdwen of ( =ω=)..nyaa K-Kewos, t-the chiwdwen of +Sia, t-the chiwdwen of Padon, 7:48 The chiwdwen of Webanya, t-the chiwdwen +of H-Hagaba, t-the chiwdwen of Shawmai, 7:49 The chiwdwen of Hanyan, t-the +chiwdwen of Giddew, t-the chiwdwen of Gahaw, 7:50 The chiwdwen of +W-Weaiah, t-the chiwdwen of Wezin, t-the chiwdwen of Nyekoda, 7:51 The +chiwdwen of Gazzam, t-the chiwdwen of U-Uzza, t-the chiwdwen of Phaseah, +|･ω･) 7-7:52 The chiwdwen of Besai, t-the chiwdwen of Meunyim, t-the chiwdwen of +N-Nyephishesim, 7:53 The chiwdwen of Bakbuk, t-the chiwdwen of Hakupha, t-the +chiwdwen of H-Hawhuw, 7:54 The chiwdwen of Bazwith, t-the chiwdwen of +Mehida, t-the chiwdwen of H-Hawsha, 7:55 The chiwdwen of (o´∀`o) B-Bawkos, t-the +chiwdwen of Sisewa, t-the chiwdwen of T-Tamah, 7:56 The chiwdwen of +Nyeziah, t-the chiwdwen of Hatipha. + +7:57 The chiwdwen of S-Sowomon's sewvants: t-the chiwdwen of Sotai, t-the +chiwdwen of S-Sopheweth, t-the chiwdwen of Pewida, >w< *screams* 7-7:58 The chiwdwen of +Jaawa, t-the chiwdwen of D-Dawkon, t-the chiwdwen of Giddew, ♡(｡- ω -) 7-7:59 The +chiwdwen of Shephatiah, t-the chiwdwen of Hattiw, t-the chiwdwen of +Pocheweth of Zebaim, t-the chiwdwen of Amon. + +7:60 Aww t-the Nyethinyims, and t-the chiwdwen of S-Sowomon's sewvants, wewe +thwee hundwed nyinyety and t-two. + +7:61 And these wewe they which went up awso fwom T-Tewmewah, Tewhawesha, +C-Chewub, Addon, and Immew: but they couwd nyot s-shew theiw fathew's +h-house, (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw seed, whethew they wewe of Iswaew. + +7:62 The chiwdwen of Dewaiah, t-the chiwdwen of Tobiah, t-the chiwdwen of +Nyekoda, six hundwed f-fowty and t-two. + +7:63 And of t-the pwiests: t-the chiwdwen of Habaiah, t-the chiwdwen of K-Koz, +t-the chiwdwen of B-Bawziwwai, which took onye of t-the daughtews of +Bawziwwai t-the G-Giweadite to wife, and w-was cawwed aftew theiw nyame. + +7:64 These sought theiw wegistew among those that wewe w-weckonyed by +genyeawogy, but it w-was nyot f-found: thewefowe wewe they, as powwuted, put +fwom t-the p-pwiesthood. + +7:65 And t-the Tiwshatha said u-unto t-them, that they shouwd nyot e-eat of t-the +most h-howy things, tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood up a pwiest with Uwim and Thummim. + +7:66 The w-whowe c-congwegation togethew w-was f-fowty and two t-thousand thwee +hundwed and thweescowe, 7:67 Beside theiw mansewvants and theiw +maidsewvants, of whom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven t-thousand thwee hundwed thiwty +and s-seven: and they h-had two hundwed f-fowty and five singing men and +singing w-women. + +7:68 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw howses, seven hundwed thiwty and six: theiw muwes, two +hundwed f-fowty and five: (☆▽☆) 7-7:69 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw camews, fouw hundwed thiwty and +five: six t-thousand seven hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty a-asses. + +7:70 And s-some of t-the chief of t-the f-fathews gave u-unto t-the wowk. The +Tiwshatha gave to t-the tweasuwe a t-thousand dwams of gowd, fifty basons, +five hundwed and thiwty pwiests' (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. + +7:71 And s-some of t-the chief of t-the f-fathews gave to t-the tweasuwe of t-the +wowk ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand dwams of gowd, and two t-thousand and two hundwed +pound of siwvew. + +7-7:72 And that which t-the w-west of t-the peopwe gave w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand +dwams of gowd, and two t-thousand pound of s-siwvew, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and +seven pwiests' (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. + +7:73 S-So t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and t-the powtews, and t-the +singews, and s-some of t-the p-peopwe, and t-the Nyethinyims, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, +d-dwewt in theiw cities; and when t-the seventh month came, t-the chiwdwen +of Iswaew wewe in theiw cities. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe gathewed themsewves togethew as onye man into +t-the stweet that w-was befowe t-the w-watew gate; and they spake u-unto Ezwa +t-the scwibe to bwing t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, which t-the WOWD h-had +commanded to Iswaew. + +8-8:2 And Ezwa t-the pwiest b-bwought t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw befowe t-the c-congwegation both +of men and (*°▽°*) w-women, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that couwd h-heaw with u-undewstanding, upon t-the +fiwst day of t-the seventh m-month. + +8:3 And he wead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein befowe t-the stweet that w-was befowe t-the w-watew +gate fwom t-the mownying untiw midday, befowe t-the men and t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and +those that couwd u-undewstand; and t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe +a-attentive u-unto t-the book of t-the waw. + +8:4 And Ezwa t-the scwibe s-stood upon a puwpit of wood, which they h-had +m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the puwpose; and beside him s-stood M-Mattithiah, and Shema, and +Anyaiah, and Uwijah, and Hiwkiah, and Maaseiah, on his wight hand; and +on his weft hand, Pedaiah, and Mishaew, and Mawchiah, and Hashum, and +(o^▽^o) H-Hashbadanya, Z-Zechawiah, and Meshuwwam. + +8-8:5 And Ezwa openyed t-the book in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe; (fow he +w-was a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe;) and when he openyed it, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe s-stood +up: 8:6 And Ezwa bwessed t-the WOWD, t-the gweat God. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +answewed, Amen, Amen, with wifting up theiw hands: and they b-bowed +theiw heads, and w-wowshipped t-the WOWD with theiw faces to t-the gwound. + +8:7 Awso Jeshua, and Banyi, and Shewebiah, Jamin, Akkub, S-Shabbethai, +Hodijah, Maaseiah, Kewita, A-Azawiah, Jozabad, Hanyan, P-Pewaiah, and t-the +W-Wevites, caused t-the peopwe to undewstand t-the waw: and t-the peopwe s-stood +in theiw pwace. + +8:8 S-So they wead in t-the book in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of God distinctwy, and gave +t-the sense, and caused t-them to undewstand t-the ( ~*-*)~ w-weading. + +8:9 And Nyehemiah, which is t-the Tiwshatha, and Ezwa t-the pwiest t-the +s-scwibe, and t-the Wevites that taught t-the p-peopwe, said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +p-peopwe, This day is h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD youw God; m-mouwn nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-weep. +Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-wept, when they heawd t-the w-wowds of t-the waw. + +8-8:10 T-Then he said u-unto t-them, Go youw way, e-eat t-the fat, and dwink t-the +sweet, and send powtions u-unto t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom nyothing is pwepawed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +this day is h-howy u-unto ouw WOWD: nyeithew be ye s-sowwy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the joy of +t-the WOWD is youw s-stwength. + +8-8:11 S-So t-the Wevites stiwwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Howd youw p-peace, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day is (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; nyeithew be ye gwieved. + +8:12 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe went theiw w-way to eat, and to dwink, and to +send powtions, and to make gweat miwth, because they h-had undewstood +t-the w-wowds that wewe d-decwawed u-unto them. + +8-8:13 And on t-the second day wewe gathewed togethew t-the chief of t-the +f-fathews of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, u-unto Ezwa t-the +s-scwibe, even to undewstand t-the w-wowds of t-the waw. + +8:14 And they f-found wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which t-the WOWD h-had commanded by +Moses, that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shouwd dweww in booths in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast +of t-the seventh (o_O) m-month: 8:15 And that they shouwd pubwish and pwocwaim +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw cities, and in J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Go fowth u-unto t-the +mount, and fetch owive bwanches, and pinye bwanches, and m-mywtwe +bwanches, and (o-_-o) p-pawm bwanches, and bwanches of thick twees, to make +b-booths, as it is w-wwitten. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 S-So t-the peopwe went fowth, and b-bwought t-them, and m-made themsewves +b-booths, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye upon t-the woof of his h-house, and in theiw couwts, and +in t-the couwts of t-the house of G-God, and in t-the stweet of t-the w-watew +gate, and in t-the stweet of t-the gate of Ephwaim. + +8:17 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-them that wewe come again out of t-the +captivity m-made b-booths, and sat undew t-the booths: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow since t-the days of +Jeshua t-the son of N-Nyun u-unto that day h-had nyot t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +donye so. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was vewy gweat gwadnyess. + +8-8:18 Awso day by day, fwom t-the fiwst day u-unto t-the wast day, he wead in +t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of God. And they kept t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast seven days; and on +t-the eighth day w-was a sowemn assembwy, a-accowding u-unto t-the mannyew. + +9:1 Nyow in t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouwth day of this month t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew wewe assembwed with f-fasting, and with s-sackcwothes, and eawth +upon them. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And t-the seed of Iswaew sepawated themsewves fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww stwangews, +and s-stood and confessed theiw sins, and t-the inyiquities of theiw +fathews. + +9:3 And they s-stood up in theiw pwace, and wead in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw +of t-the WOWD theiw God onye fouwth pawt of t-the >_> d-day; and anyothew fouwth +pawt they c-confessed, and w-wowshipped t-the WOWD theiw God. + +9:4 T-Then s-stood up upon t-the staiws, of t-the W-Wevites, Jeshua, and Banyi, +Kadmiew, (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, B-Bunnyi, Shewebiah, Banyi, and Chenyanyi, and cwied +with a w-woud voice u-unto t-the WOWD theiw God. + +9:5 T-Then t-the W-Wevites, Jeshua, and Kadmiew, Banyi, Hashabnyiah, +Shewebiah, Hodijah, (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, and P-Pethahiah, said, Stand up and bwess +t-the WOWD youw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: and bwessed be thy gwowious nyame, +which is exawted a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bwessing and pwaise. + +9:6 Thou, even thou, awt WOWD awonye; t-thou hast m-made heaven, t-the heaven +of (^ω~) h-heavens, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw host, t-the eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe +thewein, t-the seas, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein, and t-thou pwesewvest t-them +aww; and t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven wowshippeth thee. + +9:7 T-Thou awt t-the WOWD t-the G-God, who didst choose (*^.^*) A-Abwam, and b-bwoughtest +him fowth out of U-Uw of t-the Chawdees, and gavest him t-the nyame of +Abwaham; 9:8 And foundest his heawt faithfuw befowe thee, and madest a +c-covenyant with him to g-give t-the wand of t-the Canyaanyites, t-the Hittites, +t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the J-Jebusites, and t-the +Giwgashites, to g-give it, I say, to his seed, and hast ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed thy +(つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt w-wighteous: 9:9 And didst s-see t-the affwiction of ouw +f-fathews in Egypt, and heawdest theiw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy by t-the Wed sea; (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And +shewedst signs and w-wondews upon Phawaoh, and on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, and +on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of his wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou knyewest that they d-deawt +pwoudwy against them. S-So didst t-thou get thee a nyame, as it is this +d-day. + +9-9:11 And t-thou didst divide t-the sea befowe t-them, so that they went +thwough t-the m-midst of t-the sea on t-the dwy wand; and theiw pewsecutows +t-thou t-thwewest into t-the deeps, as a stonye into t-the mighty watews. + +9:12 Moweovew t-thou weddest t-them in t-the day by a cwoudy piwwaw; and in +t-the nyight by a piwwaw of f-fiwe, to g-give t-them wight in t-the w-way whewein +they shouwd go. + +9:13 T-Thou camest down awso upon mount S-Sinyai, and s-spakest with t-them +fwom heaven, and gavest t-them wight judgments, and twue w-waws, g-good +s-statutes and commandments: 9-9:14 And madest knyown u-unto t-them thy h-howy +sabbath, and commandedst t-them p-pwecepts, s-statutes, and w-waws, by t-the +hand of Moses thy sewvant: 9:15 And gavest t-them bwead fwom heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw h-hungew, and b-bwoughtest fowth w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them out of t-the w-wock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw thiwst, and pwomisedst t-them that they shouwd go in to possess +t-the wand which t-thou hadst swown to g-give them. + +9:16 But they and ouw f-fathews d-deawt pwoudwy, and hawdenyed theiw nyecks, +and heawkenyed nyot to thy commandments, 9:17 And wefused to obey, +nyeithew wewe mindfuw of thy w-wondews that t-thou didst among t-them; but +hawdenyed theiw nyecks, and in theiw webewwion appointed a c-captain to +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to theiw b-bondage: but t-thou awt a God weady to pawdon, gwacious +and m-mewcifuw, swow to angew, and of gweat k-kindnyess, and f-fowsookest +t-them n-nyot. + +9:18 Yea, when they h-had m-made t-them a mowten cawf, and said, This is thy +God that b-bwought thee up out of Egypt, and h-had wwought gweat +pwovocations; 9:19 Y-Yet t-thou in thy manyifowd mewcies f-fowsookest t-them +nyot in t-the wiwdewnyess: t-the piwwaw of t-the cwoud depawted nyot fwom t-them +by day, to wead t-them in t-the way; nyeithew t-the piwwaw of fiwe by nyight, +to s-shew t-them wight, and t-the w-way whewein they shouwd go. + +9:20 T-Thou gavest awso thy g-good spiwit to (=`ω´=) i-instwuct t-them, and +withhewdest nyot thy mannya fwom theiw mouth, and gavest t-them w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw t-thiwst. + +9:21 Yea, f-fowty yeaws didst t-thou sustain t-them in t-the wiwdewnyess, so +that they w-wacked nyothing; theiw cwothes (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed nyot o-owd, and theiw feet +swewwed n-nyot. + +9:22 Moweovew t-thou gavest t-them (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms and n-nyations, and didst divide +t-them into cownyews: so they p-possessed t-the wand of Sihon, and t-the wand +of t-the king of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and t-the wand of Og king of B-Bashan. + +9:23 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw chiwdwen awso muwtipwiedst t-thou as t-the staws of heaven, and +b-bwoughtest t-them into t-the wand, c-concewnying which t-thou hadst pwomised to +theiw fathews, that they shouwd go in to possess it. + +9:24 S-So t-the chiwdwen went in and p-possessed t-the wand, and t-thou +s-subduedst befowe t-them t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, t-the Canyaanyites, and +gavest t-them into theiw hands, with theiw kings, and t-the peopwe of t-the +wand, that they m-might (^-^*)/ d-do with t-them as they wouwd. + +9:25 And they took stwong cities, and a fat wand, and p-possessed houses +f-fuww of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww goods, w-wewws o(>ω<)o *sweats* d-digged, vinyeyawds, and o-owiveyawds, and fwuit +twees in abundance: so they did eat, and wewe fiwwed, and became fat, +and dewighted themsewves in thy gweat g-goodnyess. + +9:26 Nyevewthewess they wewe disobedient, and webewwed against thee, +and cast thy (☆▽☆) w-waw behind theiw b-backs, and swew thy pwophets which +testified against t-them to tuwn t-them to thee, and they wwought gweat +pwovocations. + +9:27 Thewefowe t-thou dewivewedst t-them into t-the hand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, +who vexed (=`ω´=) t-them: and in t-the time of theiw twoubwe, when they cwied u-unto +thee, t-thou heawdest t-them fwom heaven; and a-accowding to thy manyifowd +mewcies t-thou gavest t-them saviouws, who saved t-them out of t-the hand of +theiw enyemies. + +9-9:28 But aftew they h-had west, they did eviw again befowe t-thee: +thewefowe weftest t-thou t-them in t-the wand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, so that they +h-had t-the dominyion o-ovew (=`ω´=) t-them: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet when they wetuwnyed, and cwied u-unto +thee, t-thou heawdest t-them fwom heaven; and many times didst t-thou +d-dewivew t-them a-accowding to thy mewcies; 9:29 And testifiedst against +t-them, that t-thou mightest bwing t-them again u-unto thy waw: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they d-deawt +pwoudwy, and heawkenyed nyot u-unto thy commandments, but sinnyed against +thy judgments, (-(which if a man do, he shaww wive in them;) and +w-withdwew t-the (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and hawdenyed theiw nyeck, and w-wouwd nyot heaw. + +9:30 Y-Yet many yeaws didst t-thou fowbeaw t-them, and testifiedst against +t-them by thy spiwit in thy p-pwophets: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wouwd they nyot g-give eaw: +thewefowe gavest t-thou t-them into t-the hand of t-the peopwe of t-the wands. + +9:31 Nyevewthewess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy gweat m-mewcies' sake t-thou didst nyot u-uttewwy +consume t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt a gwacious and m-mewcifuw +God. + +9:32 Nyow thewefowe, ouw G-God, t-the g-gweat, t-the mighty, and t-the t-tewwibwe +G-God, who k-keepest c-covenyant and m-mewcy, wet nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twoubwe seem +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe befowe thee, that hath come upon u-us, on ouw kings, on ouw +pwinces, and on ouw p-pwiests, and on ouw pwophets, and on ouw fathews, +and on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy p-peopwe, since t-the time of t-the kings of Assywia u-unto +this d-day. + +9:33 Howbeit t-thou awt just in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is b-bwought upon us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +hast donye (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, but we have donye wickedwy: 9:34 N-Nyeithew have ouw +kings, ouw pwinces, ouw p-pwiests, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ouw fathews, kept thy w-waw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +heawkenyed u-unto thy c-commandments and thy testimonyies, whewewith t-thou +didst t-testify against them. + +9:35 Fow they have nyot sewved thee in theiw k-kingdom, and in thy gweat +goodnyess that t-thou gavest t-them, and in t-the wawge and fat wand which +t-thou gavest befowe t-them, nyeithew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed they fwom theiw wicked wowks. + +9:36 Behowd, we awe (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants this day, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand that t-thou +gavest u-unto ouw f-fathews to e-eat t-the fwuit theweof and t-the g-good t-theweof, +b-behowd, we awe (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants in i-it: 9:37 And it yiewdeth m-much incwease u-unto +t-the kings whom t-thou hast s-set o-ovew us because of ouw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: awso they +have dominyion o-ovew ouw bodies, and o-ovew ouw cattwe, a-at theiw p-pweasuwe, +and we awe in gweat d-distwess. + +9:38 And because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this we make a suwe c-covenyant, and wwite it; +and ouw pwinces, W-Wevites, and p-pwiests, s-seaw u-unto it. + +10:1 Nyow those that seawed (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Nyehemiah, t-the Tiwshatha, t-the son of +Hachawiah, and Zidkijah, 1-10:2 Sewaiah, A-Azawiah, Jewemiah, 10:3 Pashuw, +Amawiah, Mawchijah, 10:4 Hattush, (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, Mawwuch, 1-10:5 Hawim, +Mewemoth, (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, 10:6 Danyiew, Ginnyethon, Bawuch, 10:7 Meshuwwam, +A-Abijah, Mijamin, 10:8 Maaziah, Biwgai, Shemaiah: these wewe t-the +pwiests. + +10:9 And t-the Wevites: both Jeshua t-the son of Azanyiah, Binnyui of t-the +sons of Henyadad, Kadmiew; 10:10 And theiw bwethwen, (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, +Hodijah, Kewita, P-Pewaiah, Hanyan, 1-10:11 Micha, W-Wehob, Hashabiah, (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 +Z-Zaccuw, Shewebiah, (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Hodijah, Banyi, Benyinyu. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 The chief of t-the peopwe; Pawosh, Pahathmoab, Ewam, Zatthu, Banyi, +10:15 B-Bunnyi, (≧◡≦) A-Azgad, B-Bebai, 1-10:16 Adonyijah, Bigvai, Adin, 1-10:17 Atew, +Hizkijah, Azzuw, 10:18 Hodijah, Hashum, (=`ω´=) B-Bezai, 10:19 Hawiph, Anyathoth, +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ N-Nyebai, (・_・ヾ 1-10:20 Magpiash, Meshuwwam, Heziw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 (--_--) M-Meshezabeew, Z-Zadok, +Jaddua, 10:22 Pewatiah, Hanyan, Anyaiah, 1-10:23 Hoshea, Hanyanyiah, Hashub, +10:24 Hawwohesh, Piweha, Shobek, 10:25 Wehum, Hashabnyah, Maaseiah, +10:26 And A-Ahijah, Hanyan, A-Anyan, 10:27 Mawwuch, Hawim, Baanyah. + +1-10:28 And t-the w-west of t-the p-peopwe, t-the p-pwiests, t-the W-Wevites, t-the +powtews, t-the singews, t-the Nyethinyims, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that h-had sepawated +themsewves fwom t-the peopwe of t-the wands u-unto t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of G-God, theiw +wives, theiw ^-^ s-sons, and theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-having knyowwedge, +and h-having undewstanding; 10:29 They (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave to theiw bwethwen, theiw +n-nyobwes, and entewed into a cuwse, and into an o-oath, to wawk in God's +w-waw, which w-was given by Moses t-the sewvant of G-God, and to o-obsewve and +(^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD ouw W-Wowd, and his judgments and +his s-statutes; 10:30 And that we w-wouwd nyot g-give ouw daughtews u-unto t-the +peopwe of t-the wand, nyot o(>ω<)o t-take theiw daughtews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw sons: 10:31 And +if t-the peopwe of t-the wand bwing wawe ow any v-victuaws on t-the sabbath +day to seww, that we w-wouwd nyot buy it of t-them on t-the sabbath, ow on +t-the h-howy day: and that we w-wouwd weave t-the seventh y-yeaw, and t-the +e-exaction of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy debt. + +10:32 Awso we m-made owdinyances (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, to chawge ouwsewves yeawwy with +t-the thiwd pawt of a shekew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house of ouw God; +10:33 Fow t-the shewbwead, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-continyuaw meat o-offewing, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, of t-the sabbaths, of t-the nyew moons, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the s-set feasts, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy things, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin offewings to +make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of t-the house of ouw +God. + +1-10:34 And we cast t-the wots among t-the p-pwiests, t-the W-Wevites, and t-the +p-peopwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wood o-offewing, to bwing it into t-the house of ouw G-God, +aftew t-the houses of ouw fathews, a-at times appointed yeaw by y-yeaw, to +buwn upon t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD ouw G-God, as it is wwitten in t-the waw: +10:35 And to bwing t-the fiwstfwuits of ouw g-gwound, and t-the fiwstfwuits +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwuit of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twees, yeaw by y-yeaw, u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD: +10:36 Awso t-the fiwstbown of ouw ^-^ s-sons, and of ouw cattwe, as it is +wwitten in t-the w-waw, and t-the f-fiwstwings of ouw hewds and of ouw >w< f-fwocks, +to bwing to t-the house of ouw G-God, u-unto t-the pwiests that m-minyistew in +t-the house of ouw G-God: 10:37 And that we shouwd bwing t-the fiwstfwuits +of ouw dough, and ouw offewings, and t-the fwuit of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of twees, +of winye and of oiw, u-unto t-the p-pwiests, to t-the c-chambews of t-the house of +ouw God; and t-the tithes of ouw (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound u-unto t-the W-Wevites, that t-the same +Wevites m-might have t-the tithes in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of ouw tiwwage. + +10:38 And t-the pwiest t-the son of Aawon shaww be with t-the W-Wevites, when +t-the Wevites o(>ω<)o t-take tithes: and t-the Wevites shaww bwing up t-the tithe of +t-the tithes u-unto t-the house of ouw G-God, to t-the chambews, into t-the +tweasuwe house. + +10:39 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and t-the chiwdwen of Wevi shaww bwing +t-the offewing of t-the cown, of t-the nyew winye, and t-the oiw, u-unto t-the +chambews, whewe awe t-the vessews of t-the s-sanctuawy, and t-the pwiests that +minyistew, and t-the powtews, and t-the singews: and we wiww nyot fowsake +t-the house of ouw God. + +11:1 And t-the wuwews of t-the peopwe d-dwewt a-at Jewusawem: t-the w-west of t-the +peopwe awso cast wots, to bwing onye of t-ten to dweww in Jewusawem t-the +h-howy city, and nyinye pawts to dweww in othew cities. + +11:2 And t-the peopwe bwessed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men, that w-wiwwingwy offewed +themsewves to dweww a-at Jewusawem. + +11:3 Nyow these awe t-the chief of t-the pwovince that d-dwewt in Jewusawem: +but in t-the c-cities of Judah d-dwewt {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his ^.^ p-possession in theiw +cities, to wit, I-Iswaew, t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and t-the +Nyethinyims, and t-the chiwdwen of S-Sowomon's sewvants. + +11:4 And a-at Jewusawem d-dwewt c-cewtain of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, and of +t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin. O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Judah; Athaiah t-the son of +Uzziah, t-the son of Z-Zechawiah, t-the son of Amawiah, t-the son of +Shephatiah, t-the son of Mahawaweew, of t-the chiwdwen of P-Pewez; 11:5 And +>w< M-Maaseiah t-the son of Bawuch, t-the son of C-Cowhozeh, t-the son of Hazaiah, +t-the son of A-Adaiah, t-the son of Joiawib, t-the son of Z-Zechawiah, t-the son +of Shiwonyi. + +11:6 Aww t-the sons of P-Pewez that d-dwewt a-at Jewusawem wewe fouw hundwed +(o_O)! t-thweescowe and eight v-vawiant m-men. + +11:7 And these awe t-the sons of Benjamin; S-Sawwu t-the son of Meshuwwam, +t-the son of Joed, t-the son of Pedaiah, t-the son of Kowaiah, t-the son of +Maaseiah, t-the son of Ithiew, t-the son of Jesaiah. + +11:8 And aftew him Gabbai, Sawwai, nyinye hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. + +11:9 And Joew t-the son of Zichwi w-was theiw ovewseew: and Judah t-the son +of S-Senyuah w-was second o-ovew t-the city. + +11:10 O-Of t-the pwiests: Jedaiah t-the son of Joiawib, Jachin. + +11:11 Sewaiah t-the son of Hiwkiah, t-the son of Meshuwwam, t-the son of +Z-Zadok, t-the son of Mewaioth, t-the son of Ahitub, w-was t-the wuwew of t-the +house of God. + +11:12 And theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that did t-the wowk of t-the house wewe eight +hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and t-two: and A-Adaiah t-the son of Jewoham, t-the son of +Pewawiah, t-the son of A-Amzi, t-the son of Z-Zechawiah, t-the son of Pashuw, +t-the son of Mawchiah. + +11:13 And his bwethwen, chief of t-the fathews, two hundwed f-fowty and +t-two: and Amashai t-the son of Azaweew, t-the son of Ahasai, t-the son of +Meshiwwemoth, t-the son of Immew, 11:14 And theiw bwethwen, mighty men +of vawouw, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight: and theiw ovewseew w-was +Zabdiew, t-the son of onye of t-the gweat m-men. + +11:15 Awso of t-the Wevites: Shemaiah t-the son of Hashub, t-the son of +Azwikam, t-the son of Hashabiah, t-the son of Bunnyi; 11:16 And S-Shabbethai +and Jozabad, of t-the chief of t-the W-Wevites, h-had t-the ovewsight of t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd businyess of t-the house of God. + +11:17 And Mattanyiah t-the son of Micha, t-the son of Zabdi, t-the son of +Asaph, w-was t-the pwincipaw to b-begin t-the thanksgiving in p-pwayew: and +Bakbukiah t-the second among his bwethwen, and Abda t-the son of (O.O) S-Shammua, +t-the son of Gawaw, t-the son of Jeduthun. + +11:18 Aww t-the Wevites in t-the h-howy city wewe two hundwed fouwscowe and +fouw. + +11:19 Moweovew t-the powtews, Akkub, Tawmon, and theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that +kept t-the gates, wewe an hundwed s-seventy and t-two. + +11:20 And t-the wesidue of I-Iswaew, of t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, wewe +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his inhewitance. + +11:21 But t-the Nyethinyims d-dwewt in O-Ophew: and Ziha and Gispa wewe o-ovew +t-the Nyethinyims. + +11:22 The ovewseew awso of t-the Wevites a-at Jewusawem w-was Uzzi t-the son +of Banyi, t-the son of Hashabiah, t-the son of M-Mattanyiah, t-the son of Micha. +O-Of t-the sons of Asaph, t-the s-singews wewe o-ovew t-the businyess of t-the house +of God. + +1-11:23 Fow it w-was t-the king's commandment c-concewnying t-them, that a +c-cewtain powtion shouwd be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the singews, d-due (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy d-day. + +11:24 And Pethahiah t-the son of (--_--) M-Meshezabeew, of t-the chiwdwen of Zewah +t-the son of Judah, w-was a-at t-the king's hand in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mattews c-concewnying t-the +peopwe. + +11:25 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the viwwages, with theiw fiewds, s-some of t-the chiwdwen of +Judah d-dwewt a-at Kiwjathawba, and in t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, and a-at Dibon, +and in t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, and a-at Jekabzeew, and in t-the v-viwwages +t-theweof, 11:26 And a-at Jeshua, and a-at Mowadah, and a-at Bethphewet, 11:27 +And a-at Hazawshuaw, and a-at Beewsheba, and in t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, +11:28 And a-at Zikwag, and a-at Mekonyah, and in t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, +1-11:29 And a-at Enwimmon, and a-at Zaweah, and a-at Jawmuth, 11:30 Zanyoah, +A-Aduwwam, and in theiw viwwages, a-at Wachish, and t-the fiewds t-theweof, a-at +Azekah, and in t-the v-viwwages t-theweof. And they d-dwewt fwom B-Beewsheba +u-unto t-the vawwey of Hinnyom. + +11:31 The chiwdwen awso of Benjamin fwom Geba d-dwewt a-at Michmash, and +Aija, and Bethew, and in theiw viwwages. + +11:32 And a-at Anyathoth, N-Nyob, A-Anyanyiah, 11:33 H-Hazow, (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, Gittaim, +(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 H-Hadid, Zeboim, Nyebawwat, 11:35 Wod, and Onyo, t-the vawwey of +cwaftsmen. + +11:36 And of t-the Wevites wewe divisions in Judah, and in Benjamin. + +12:1 Nyow these awe t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites that went up with +(>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, and Jeshua: Sewaiah, Jewemiah, Ezwa, +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Amawiah, Mawwuch, Hattush, 12:3 S-Shechanyiah, Wehum, Mewemoth, 12:4 +Iddo, Ginnyetho, A-Abijah, 1-12:5 Miamin, Maadiah, Biwgah, 12:6 Shemaiah, +and Joiawib, Jedaiah, (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 Sawwu, Amok, Hiwkiah, Jedaiah. These wewe +t-the chief of t-the pwiests and of theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in t-the days of Jeshua. + +12:8 Moweovew t-the Wevites: Jeshua, Binnyui, Kadmiew, Shewebiah, Judah, +and M-Mattanyiah, which w-was o-ovew t-the thanksgiving, he and his bwethwen. + +12:9 Awso Bakbukiah and Unnyi, theiw bwethwen, wewe o-ovew against t-them +in t-the watches. + +12:10 And Jeshua begat (o-_-o) J-Joiakim, Joiakim awso begat E-Ewiashib, and +Ewiashib begat Joiada, 1-12:11 And o(>< )o J-Joiada begat Jonyathan, and Jonyathan +begat J-Jaddua. + +12:12 And in t-the days of Joiakim wewe p-pwiests, t-the chief of t-the +fathews: of Sewaiah, Mewaiah; of Jewemiah, Hanyanyiah; 12:13 O-Of Ezwa, +M-Meshuwwam; of Amawiah, Jehohanyan; 12:14 O-Of Mewicu, Jonyathan; of +(*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, Joseph; 1-12:15 O-Of Hawim, Adnya; of Mewaioth, Hewkai; 12:16 O-Of +Iddo, ( ╥ω╥ ) Z-Zechawiah; of Ginnyethon, M-Meshuwwam; 12:17 O-Of A-Abijah, Zichwi; of +Minyiamin, of Moadiah, (╯✧▽✧)╯ P-Piwtai: (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 O-Of Biwgah, Shammua; of Shemaiah, +J-Jehonyathan; 12:19 And of Joiawib, Mattenyai; of Jedaiah, Uzzi; 12:20 O-Of +Sawwai, (￣ω￣) K-Kawwai; of Amok, Ebew; 1-12:21 O-Of Hiwkiah, H-Hashabiah; of +Jedaiah, Nyethanyeew. + +12:22 The Wevites in t-the days of E-Ewiashib, Joiada, and Johanyan, and +Jaddua, wewe wecowded chief of t-the fathews: awso t-the p-pwiests, to t-the +weign of Dawius t-the Pewsian. + +12:23 The sons of Wevi, t-the chief of t-the fathews, wewe wwitten in t-the +book of t-the chwonyicwes, even untiw t-the days of Johanyan t-the son of +E-Ewiashib. + +12:24 And t-the chief of t-the Wevites: Hashabiah, Shewebiah, and Jeshua +t-the son of Kadmiew, with theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen o-ovew against t-them, to pwaise +and to g-give thanks, a-accowding to t-the commandment of David t-the man of +G-God, wawd o-ovew against wawd. + +12:25 M-Mattanyiah, and Bakbukiah, (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, Meshuwwam, Tawmon, Akkub, +wewe p-powtews keeping t-the wawd a-at t-the t-thweshowds of t-the gates. + +12:26 These wewe in t-the days of Joiakim t-the son of Jeshua, t-the son of +Jozadak, and in t-the days of Nyehemiah t-the govewnyow, and of Ezwa t-the +pwiest, t-the scwibe. + +12:27 And a-at t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the waww of Jewusawem they sought t-the +Wevites out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw pwaces, to bwing t-them to J-Jewusawem, to keep +t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication with gwadnyess, both with thanksgivings, and with +s-singing, with cymbaws, p-psawtewies, and with hawps. + +12:28 And t-the sons of t-the s-singews gathewed themsewves togethew, both +out of t-the pwain c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about J-Jewusawem, and fwom t-the v-viwwages +of Nyetophathi; 12:29 Awso fwom t-the house of G-Giwgaw, and out of t-the +fiewds of Geba and Azmaveth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-singews h-had buiwded t-them v-viwwages +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Jewusawem. + +12:30 And t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites puwified themsewves, and +puwified t-the p-peopwe, and t-the gates, and t-the waww. + +12:31 T-Then I b-bwought up t-the pwinces of Judah upon t-the waww, and +appointed two gweat c-companyies of t-them that gave thanks, wheweof onye +went on t-the wight hand upon t-the waww towawd t-the (* ^ ω ^) d-dung (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 12:32 And +aftew t-them went H-Hoshaiah, and hawf of t-the pwinces of Judah, 1-12:33 And +A-Azawiah, Ezwa, and Meshuwwam, 12:34 Judah, and Benjamin, and Shemaiah, +and Jewemiah, 12:35 And c-cewtain of t-the pwiests' sons with twumpets; +nyamewy, (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of Jonyathan, t-the son of Shemaiah, t-the son of +M-Mattanyiah, t-the son of Michaiah, t-the son of Z-Zaccuw, t-the son of A-Asaph: +12:36 And his bwethwen, Shemaiah, and Azawaew, ต(=ω=)ต M-Miwawai, Giwawai, Maai, +(╯✧▽✧)╯ N-Nyethanyeew, and Judah, Hanyanyi, with t-the musicaw instwuments of David +t-the man of G-God, and Ezwa t-the scwibe befowe them. + +1-12:37 And a-at t-the fountain gate, which w-was o-ovew against t-them, they went +up by t-the s-staiws of t-the city of D-David, a-at t-the g-going up of t-the waww, +a-above t-the house of D-David, even u-unto t-the w-watew gate e-eastwawd. + +12:38 And t-the othew company of t-them that gave thanks went o-ovew against +t-them, and I aftew t-them, and t-the hawf of t-the peopwe upon t-the waww, fwom +beyond t-the towew of t-the fuwnyaces even u-unto t-the bwoad waww; 12:39 And +fwom a-above t-the gate of Ephwaim, and a-above t-the o-owd gate, and a-above t-the +fish gate, and t-the towew of |･ω･) *cuddles you* H-Hanyanyeew, and t-the towew of Meah, even u-unto +t-the sheep (´ ω `♡) g-gate: and they s-stood stiww in t-the pwison gate. + +1-12:40 S-So s-stood t-the two c-companyies of t-them that gave thanks in t-the house +of G-God, and I, and t-the hawf of t-the wuwews with me: 12:41 And t-the +pwiests; ;;w;; E-Ewiakim, Maaseiah, Minyiamin, Michaiah, Ewioenyai, Z-Zechawiah, +and Hanyanyiah, with twumpets; 12:42 And Maaseiah, and Shemaiah, and +Eweazaw, and ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, and Jehohanyan, and Mawchijah, and Ewam, and Ezew. +And t-the s-singews sang woud, with Jezwahiah theiw o-ovewseew. + +12:43 Awso that day they offewed gweat sacwifices, and wejoiced: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +God h-had m-made t-them wejoice with gweat joy: t-the wives awso and t-the +chiwdwen wejoiced: so that t-the joy of Jewusawem w-was heawd even afaw +off. + +12:44 And a-at that time wewe s-some appointed o-ovew t-the c-chambews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +tweasuwes, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the offewings, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwstfwuits, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tithes, +to gathew into t-them out of t-the fiewds of t-the c-cities t-the powtions of +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests and Wevites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Judah w-wejoiced (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +pwiests and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wevites that w-waited. + +(　･ω･)☞ 1-12:45 And both t-the s-singews and t-the p-powtews kept t-the wawd of theiw G-God, +and t-the wawd of t-the p-puwification, a-accowding to t-the commandment of +D-David, and of S-Sowomon his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +12:46 Fow in t-the days of David and A-Asaph of o-owd (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe chief of +t-the singews, and s-songs of pwaise and thanksgiving u-unto God. + +1-12:47 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew in t-the days of Z-Zewubbabew, and in t-the days of +Nyehemiah, gave t-the powtions of t-the s-singews and t-the powtews, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day +his powtion: and they sanctified h-howy things u-unto t-the Wevites; and t-the +Wevites sanctified t-them u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Aawon. + +13:1 On that day they wead in t-the book of Moses in t-the audience of t-the +peopwe; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein w-was f-found wwitten, that t-the Ammonyite and t-the +Moabite shouwd nyot come into t-the c-congwegation of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; 13:2 +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because they met nyot t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew with bwead and with watew, +but h-hiwed Bawaam against t-them, that he shouwd (O_O;) c-cuwse (=`ω´=) t-them: h-howbeit ouw +God (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse into a bwessing. + +13:3 Nyow it came to pass, when they h-had heawd t-the w-waw, that they +sepawated fwom Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mixed (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +13:4 And befowe this, Ewiashib t-the pwiest, h-having t-the ovewsight of t-the +c-chambew of t-the house of ouw G-God, w-was awwied u-unto T-Tobiah: 13:5 And he +h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him a gweat chambew, whewe afowetime they w-waid t-the +meat offewings, t-the fwankincense, and t-the vessews, and t-the tithes of +t-the cown, t-the nyew winye, and t-the oiw, which w-was commanded to be given +to t-the W-Wevites, and t-the singews, and t-the powtews; and t-the offewings of +t-the pwiests. + +13:6 But in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this time w-was nyot I a-at Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the two and +thiwtieth yeaw of A-Awtaxewxes king of Babywon came I u-unto t-the king, and +aftew c-cewtain days obtainyed I weave of t-the king: 13:7 And I came to +J-Jewusawem, and undewstood of t-the eviw that Ewiashib did (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Tobiah, in +pwepawing him a c-chambew in t-the couwts of t-the house of God. + +13:8 And it g-gwieved m-me sowe: thewefowe I cast fowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd +stuff to Tobiah out of t-the chambew. + +13:9 T-Then I commanded, and they cweansed t-the chambews: and thithew +b-bwought I again t-the vessews of t-the house of G-God, with t-the meat +offewing and t-the fwankincense. + +1-13:10 And I pewceived that t-the powtions of t-the Wevites h-had nyot b-been +given (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wevites and t-the singews, that did t-the wowk, wewe +fwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his fiewd. + +1-13:11 T-Then (♡°▽°♡) c-contended I with t-the wuwews, and said, Why is t-the house of +God fowsaken? And I gathewed t-them togethew, and s-set t-them in theiw +pwace. + +13:12 T-Then b-bwought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah t-the tithe of t-the cown and t-the nyew winye +and t-the oiw u-unto t-the tweasuwies. + +13:13 And I m-made t-tweasuwews o-ovew t-the tweasuwies, S-Shewemiah t-the pwiest, +and Zadok t-the s-scwibe, and of t-the W-Wevites, Pedaiah: and nyext to t-them +w-was Hanyan t-the son of Z-Zaccuw, t-the son of Mattanyiah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe +c-counted f-faithfuw, and theiw ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office w-was to d-distwibute u-unto theiw +bwethwen. + +13:14 Wemembew me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, c-concewnying this, and wipe nyot out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my g-good +deeds that I have donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the offices +t-theweof. + +13:15 In those days saw I in Judah s-some tweading winye pwesses on t-the +sabbath, and bwinging in s-sheaves, and wading asses; as awso winye, +g-gwapes, and f-figs, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of b-buwdens, which they b-bwought into +Jewusawem on t-the sabbath day: and I testified against t-them in t-the day +whewein they sowd v-victuaws. + +1-13:16 Thewe d-dwewt men of T-Tywe awso thewein, which b-bwought fish, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of wawe, and sowd on t-the sabbath u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +Judah, and in Jewusawem. + +13:17 T-Then I (♡°▽°♡) c-contended with t-the nyobwes of Judah, and said u-unto t-them, +What eviw t-thing is this that ye do, and pwofanye t-the sabbath day? +13:18 Did nyot youw f-fathews t-thus, and did nyot ouw God bwing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this +eviw upon u-us, and upon this city? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ye bwing mowe wwath upon Iswaew +by pwofanying t-the sabbath. + +13:19 And it came to pass, that when t-the gates of Jewusawem began to +be dawk befowe t-the sabbath, I commanded that t-the gates shouwd be shut, +and c-chawged that they shouwd nyot be openyed tiww aftew t-the sabbath: and +s-some of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants s-set I a-at t-the gates, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd nyo ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden be +b-bwought in on t-the sabbath d-day. + +1-13:20 S-So t-the mewchants and sewwews of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kind of wawe wodged without +Jewusawem o-once ow t-twice. + +13:21 T-Then I testified against t-them, and said u-unto t-them, Why wodge ye +about t-the waww? if ye (^-^*)/ d-do so again, I wiww way h-hands on you. Fwom that +time fowth came they nyo mowe on t-the sabbath. + +13:22 And I commanded t-the Wevites that they shouwd cweanse themsewves, +and that they shouwd come and keep t-the gates, to sanctify t-the sabbath +d-day. + +Wemembew me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, c-concewnying this awso, and spawe m-me a-accowding to +t-the gweatnyess of thy mewcy. + +13:23 In those days awso saw I Jews that h-had mawwied wives of A-Ashdod, +of Ammon, and of M-Moab: 13:24 And theiw chiwdwen spake hawf in t-the +speech of A-Ashdod, and couwd nyot speak in t-the Jews' wanguage, but +a-accowding to t-the wanguage of each peopwe. + +13:25 And I (♡°▽°♡) c-contended with t-them, and cuwsed t-them, and smote c-cewtain of +t-them, and p-pwucked off theiw haiw, and m-made t-them sweaw by G-God, s-saying, +Ye shaww nyot g-give youw daughtews u-unto theiw ^-^ s-sons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(>ω<)o t-take theiw +daughtews u-unto youw ^-^ s-sons, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-youwsewves. + +13:26 Did nyot S-Sowomon king of Iswaew sin by these (o^▽^o) t-things? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet among +many nyations w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo king w-wike him, who w-was bewoved of his G-God, +and God m-made him king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: nyevewthewess even him did +o-outwandish w-women c-cause to sin. + +13:27 Shaww we t-then heawken u-unto you to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweat eviw, to +twansgwess against ouw God in mawwying s-stwange wives? 13:28 And onye +of t-the sons of Joiada, t-the son of Ewiashib t-the high pwiest, w-was son in +(☆▽☆) w-waw to Sanbawwat t-the Howonyite: thewefowe I chased him fwom me. + +13:29 Wemembew t-them, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, because they have defiwed t-the +pwiesthood, and t-the c-covenyant of t-the pwiesthood, and of t-the Wevites. + +13:30 T-Thus cweansed I t-them fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww stwangews, and appointed t-the wawds +of t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his businyess; 13:31 And +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wood o-offewing, a-at times appointed, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwstfwuits. +Wemembew me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good. + + + + +The Book of Esthew + + +1:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the days of Ahasuewus, (this is Ahasuewus +which weignyed, fwom India even u-unto Ethiopia, o-ovew an hundwed and +seven and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty (-ω-、) p-pwovinces:) 1:2 That in those days, when t-the king +Ahasuewus sat on t-the t-thwonye of his k-kingdom, which w-was in Shushan t-the +pawace, 1:3 In t-the thiwd yeaw of his weign, he m-made a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his pwinces and his sewvants; t-the p-powew of Pewsia and Media, t-the +nyobwes and pwinces of t-the pwovinces, being befowe him: 1:4 When he +shewed t-the w-wiches of his gwowious kingdom and t-the honyouw of his +excewwent m-majesty many days, even an hundwed and fouwscowe days. + +1:5 And when these days wewe expiwed, t-the king m-made a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe that wewe pwesent in Shushan t-the pawace, both u-unto gweat +and s-smaww, seven days, in t-the couwt of t-the gawden of t-the king's +p-pawace; 1-1:6 Whewe wewe white, g-gween, and bwue, h-hangings, (o-_-o) f-fastenyed with +c-cowds of finye winyen and puwpwe to s-siwvew w-wings and piwwaws of m-mawbwe: +t-the beds wewe of gowd and s-siwvew, upon a pavement of wed, and bwue, +and white, and bwack, mawbwe. + +1:7 And they gave t-them dwink in vessews of gowd, (-(the vessews being +(´ ω `♡) d-divewse onye fwom anyothew,) and woyaw winye in abundance, a-accowding to +t-the state of t-the king. + +1:8 And t-the dwinking w-was a-accowding to t-the waw; nyonye did compew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so +t-the king h-had appointed to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the officews of his h-house, that they +shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's pweasuwe. + +1-1:9 Awso V-Vashti t-the queen m-made a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-women in t-the woyaw +house which bewonged to king Ahasuewus. + +1:10 On t-the seventh day, when t-the heawt of t-the king w-was mewwy with +winye, he commanded M-Mehuman, Biztha, Hawbonya, Bigtha, and Abagtha, +Zethaw, and C-Cawcas, t-the seven chambewwains that sewved in t-the pwesence +of Ahasuewus t-the king, 1:11 To bwing V-Vashti t-the queen befowe t-the king +with t-the cwown woyaw, to s-shew t-the peopwe and t-the pwinces hew beauty: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she w-was f-faiw to wook o-on. + +1:12 But t-the queen V-Vashti wefused to come a-at t-the king's commandment by +his chambewwains: thewefowe w-was t-the king vewy w-wwoth, and his angew +buwnyed in h-him. + +1:13 T-Then t-the king said to t-the wise men, which knyew t-the times, (fow so +w-was t-the king's m-mannyew towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that knyew (☆▽☆) w-waw and judgment: 1:14 And +t-the nyext u-unto him w-was Cawshenya, S-Shethaw, Admatha, T-Tawshish, Mewes, +Mawsenya, and Memucan, t-the seven pwinces of Pewsia and Media, which saw +t-the king's face, and which sat t-the fiwst in t-the kingdom;) 1:15 What +shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-the queen V-Vashti a-accowding to w-waw, because she hath +nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the commandment of t-the king Ahasuewus by t-the +chambewwains? 1:16 And Memucan answewed befowe t-the king and t-the +pwinces, V-Vashti t-the queen hath nyot donye w-wwong to t-the king onwy, but +awso to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +pwovinces of t-the king Ahasuewus. + +1:17 Fow this deed of t-the queen shaww come a-abwoad u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (*°▽°*) w-women, so +that they shaww despise theiw husbands in theiw eyes, when it shaww be +w-wepowted, The king Ahasuewus commanded V-Vashti t-the queen to be b-bwought +in befowe him, but she came n-nyot. + +1:18 Wikewise shaww t-the wadies of Pewsia and Media say this day u-unto +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's pwinces, which have heawd of t-the deed of t-the queen. +T-Thus shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-awise too m-much contempt and wwath. + +1:19 If it pwease t-the king, wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe go a woyaw commandment fwom him, +and wet it be wwitten among t-the waws of t-the Pewsians and t-the Medes, +that it be nyot a-awtewed, That V-Vashti come nyo mowe befowe king +Ahasuewus; and wet t-the king g-give hew woyaw estate u-unto anyothew that is +bettew than she. + +1:20 And when t-the king's decwee which he shaww make shaww be pubwished +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his e-empiwe, (fow it is gweat,) (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wives shaww g-give +to theiw husbands honyouw, both to gweat and smaww. + +1-1:21 And t-the saying pweased t-the king and t-the pwinces; and t-the king did +a-accowding to t-the wowd of Memucan: 1:22 Fow he sent wettews into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the king's pwovinces, into {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwovince a-accowding to t-the w-wwiting +t-theweof, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy peopwe aftew theiw wanguage, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +shouwd beaw w-wuwe in his own h-house, and that it shouwd be pubwished +a-accowding to t-the wanguage of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy peopwe. + +2:1 Aftew these things, when t-the wwath of king Ahasuewus w-was appeased, +he wemembewed Vashti, and what she h-had donye, and what w-was (・_・ヾ d-decweed +against hew. + +2:2 T-Then said t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that minyistewed u-unto him, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +be f-faiw young viwgins sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king: 2-2:3 And wet t-the king +appoint officews in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovinces of his k-kingdom, that they may +gathew togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-faiw young viwgins u-unto Shushan t-the pawace, to +t-the house of t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, u-unto t-the custody of Hege t-the king's +chambewwain, (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the ♡(｡- ω -) w-women; and wet theiw things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +puwification be given (=`ω´=) t-them: 2:4 And wet t-the maiden which pweaseth t-the +king be queen instead of Vashti. + +And t-the t-thing pweased t-the king; and he did so. + +2-2:5 Nyow in Shushan t-the pawace (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain J-Jew, whose nyame w-was +Mowdecai, t-the son of Jaiw, t-the son of Shimei, t-the son of Kish, a +Benjamite; 2:6 Who h-had b-been cawwied away fwom Jewusawem with t-the +captivity which h-had b-been cawwied away with Jeconyiah king of Judah, +whom Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king of Babywon h-had cawwied away. + +2-2:7 And he b-bwought up Hadassah, that is, Esthew, his u-uncwe's d-daughtew: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she h-had nyeithew o(>ω<)o f-fathew (=`ω´=) n-nyow mothew, and t-the m-maid w-was f-faiw and +beautifuw; whom Mowdecai, when hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew wewe dead, took +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own daughtew. + +2:8 S-So it came to pass, when t-the king's commandment and his decwee w-was +heawd, and when many maidens wewe gathewed togethew u-unto Shushan t-the +pawace, to t-the custody of Hegai, that Esthew w-was b-bwought awso u-unto t-the +king's h-house, to t-the custody of Hegai, (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the w-women. + +2-2:9 And t-the maiden pweased him, and she obtainyed k-kindnyess of h-him; and +he s-speediwy gave hew hew things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow p-puwification, with such things as +bewonged to hew, and seven m-maidens, which wewe meet to be given hew, +out of t-the king's house: and he pwefewwed hew and hew maids u-unto t-the +best pwace of t-the house of t-the w-women. + +2:10 Esthew h-had nyot shewed hew peopwe (=`ω´=) n-nyow hew k-kindwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Mowdecai +h-had c-chawged hew that she shouwd nyot s-shew it. + +2-2:11 And Mowdecai wawked {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day befowe t-the couwt of t-the women's +h-house, to knyow how Esthew did, and what shouwd become of hew. + +2:12 Nyow when {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-maid's tuwn w-was come to go in to king Ahasuewus, +aftew that she h-had b-been twewve months, a-accowding to t-the m-mannyew of t-the +(*°▽°*) w-women, (fow so wewe t-the days of theiw p-puwifications a-accompwished, to +wit, six months with oiw of ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, and six months with sweet odouws, +and with othew things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-puwifying of t-the women;) (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 T-Then thus +came {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy maiden u-unto t-the king; whatsoevew she desiwed w-was given hew +to go with hew out of t-the house of t-the w-women u-unto t-the king's house. + +2:14 In t-the evenying she went, and on t-the mowwow she wetuwnyed into t-the +second house of t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, to t-the custody of ต(=ω=)ต S-Shaashgaz, t-the king's +chambewwain, which kept t-the concubinyes: she came in u-unto t-the king nyo +m-mowe, except t-the king dewighted in hew, and that she wewe cawwed by +nyame. + +2:15 Nyow when t-the tuwn of Esthew, t-the daughtew of Abihaiw t-the uncwe of +Mowdecai, who h-had taken hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his d-daughtew, w-was come to go in u-unto +t-the king, she wequiwed nyothing but what H-Hegai t-the king's chambewwain, +t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, a-appointed. And Esthew obtainyed favouw in t-the +sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that wooked upon hew. + +2:16 S-So Esthew w-was taken u-unto king Ahasuewus into his house woyaw in +t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, which is t-the month T-Tebeth, in t-the seventh yeaw of his +weign. + +2:17 And t-the king woved Esthew a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and she obtainyed +gwace and favouw in his sight mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the viwgins; so that he +s-set t-the woyaw cwown upon hew head, and m-made hew queen instead of +Vashti. + +2:18 T-Then t-the king m-made a gweat (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his pwinces and his +sewvants, even Esthew's feast; and he m-made a wewease to t-the pwovinces, +and gave gifts, a-accowding to t-the state of t-the king. + +2:19 And when t-the viwgins wewe gathewed togethew t-the second time, t-then +Mowdecai sat in t-the king's gate. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Esthew h-had nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shewed hew kindwed (=`ω´=) n-nyow hew peopwe; as Mowdecai +h-had c-chawged hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Esthew did t-the commandment of Mowdecai, w-wike as +when she w-was b-bwought up with h-him. + +2:21 In those days, whiwe Mowdecai sat in t-the king's gate, two of t-the +king's c-chambewwains, B-Bigthan and T-Tewesh, of those which kept t-the d-doow, +wewe w-wwoth, and sought to way h-hands on t-the king Ahasuewus. + +2:22 And t-the t-thing w-was knyown to Mowdecai, who towd it u-unto Esthew t-the +queen; and Esthew cewtified t-the king theweof in Mowdecai's nyame. + +2:23 And when inquisition w-was m-made of t-the mattew, it w-was f-found out; +thewefowe they wewe both hanged on a twee: and it w-was wwitten in t-the +book of t-the chwonyicwes befowe t-the king. + +3-3:1 Aftew these things did king Ahasuewus pwomote Haman t-the son of +H-Hammedatha t-the A-Agagite, and advanced him, and s-set his seat a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the pwinces that wewe with h-him. + +3:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's sewvants, that wewe in t-the king's gate, bowed, +and wevewenced Haman: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king h-had so commanded c-concewnying h-him. +But Mowdecai b-bowed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow did him w-wevewence. + +3-3:3 T-Then t-the king's sewvants, which wewe in t-the king's gate, said u-unto +Mowdecai, Why twansgwessest t-thou t-the king's commandment? 3:4 Nyow it +came to pass, when they spake daiwy u-unto him, and he heawkenyed nyot +u-unto t-them, that they towd Haman, to s-see whethew Mowdecai's mattews +w-wouwd s-stand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had towd t-them that he w-was a Jew. + +3:5 And when Haman saw that Mowdecai b-bowed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow did him wevewence, +t-then w-was Haman f-fuww of wwath. + +3-3:6 And he thought s-scown to way h-hands on Mowdecai awonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had +shewed him t-the peopwe of Mowdecai: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe Haman sought to d-destwoy +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews that wewe (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the w-whowe kingdom of Ahasuewus, even +t-the peopwe of M-Mowdecai. + +3:7 In t-the fiwst m-month, that is, t-the month Nyisan, in t-the twewfth yeaw +of king Ahasuewus, they cast P-Puw, that is, t-the wot, befowe Haman fwom +day to day, and fwom month to m-month, to t-the twewfth m-month, that is, +t-the month A-Adaw. + +3:8 And Haman said u-unto king Ahasuewus, Thewe is a c-cewtain peopwe +scattewed a-abwoad and d-dispewsed among t-the peopwe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovinces +of thy kingdom; and theiw waws awe (´ ω `♡) d-divewse fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe; nyeithew +keep they t-the king's waws: thewefowe it is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's pwofit +to s-suffew them. + +3-3:9 If it pwease t-the king, wet it be wwitten that they may be +destwoyed: and I wiww pay t-ten t-thousand tawents of s-siwvew to t-the h-hands +of those that have t-the chawge of t-the businyess, to bwing it into t-the +king's tweasuwies. + +3:10 And t-the king took his w-wing fwom his hand, and gave it u-unto Haman +t-the son of H-Hammedatha t-the A-Agagite, t-the Jews' enyemy. + +3:11 And t-the king said u-unto Haman, The s-siwvew is given to thee, t-the +peopwe awso, to (^-^*)/ d-do with t-them as it seemeth g-good to thee. + +3:12 T-Then wewe t-the king's scwibes cawwed on t-the thiwteenth day of t-the +fiwst m-month, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was wwitten a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Haman h-had +commanded u-unto t-the king's wieutenyants, and to t-the govewnyows that wewe +o-ovew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-pwovince, and to t-the wuwews of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy peopwe of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +pwovince a-accowding to t-the w-wwiting t-theweof, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy peopwe aftew +theiw wanguage; in t-the nyame of king Ahasuewus w-was it wwitten, and +seawed with t-the king's wing. + +3:13 And t-the wettews wewe sent by posts into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's pwovinces, +to destwoy, to k-kiww, and to c-cause to pewish, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jews, both young and +o-owd, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwdwen and (*°▽°*) w-women, in onye day, even upon t-the thiwteenth +day of t-the twewfth m-month, which is t-the month Adaw, and to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the +spoiw of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey. + +3:14 The copy of t-the w-wwiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a commandment to be given in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +pwovince w-was pubwished u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, that they shouwd be weady +against that d-day. + +3:15 The posts went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, being h-hastenyed by t-the king's c-commandment, and +t-the decwee w-was given in Shushan t-the pawace. And t-the king and Haman sat +down to dwink; but t-the city Shushan w-was pewpwexed. + +4:1 When Mowdecai pewceived (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was donye, Mowdecai went his +cwothes, and put on (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth with a-ashes, and went out into t-the m-midst +of t-the city, and cwied with a w-woud and a bittew cwy; 4-4:2 And came even +befowe t-the king's (´ ω `♡) g-gate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyonye m-might entew into t-the king's gate +cwothed with ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ s-sackcwoth. + +4:3 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-pwovince, whithewsoevew t-the king's commandment and +his decwee came, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was gweat mouwnying among t-the Jews, and f-fasting, +and weeping, and waiwing; and many way in (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth and ashes. + +4-4:4 S-So Esthew's maids and hew chambewwains came and towd it hew. T-Then +w-was t-the queen e-exceedingwy gwieved; and she sent waiment to cwothe +Mowdecai, and to o(>ω<)o t-take away his (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth fwom him: but he weceived it +n-nyot. + +4-4:5 T-Then cawwed Esthew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hatach, onye of t-the king's c-chambewwains, +whom he h-had appointed to a-attend upon hew, and gave him a commandment +to Mowdecai, to knyow what it was, and why it was. + +4:6 S-So H-Hatach went fowth to Mowdecai u-unto t-the stweet of t-the city, +which w-was befowe t-the king's gate. + +4:7 And Mowdecai towd him of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that h-had happenyed u-unto him, and of +t-the sum of t-the monyey that Haman h-had pwomised to pay to t-the king's +tweasuwies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Jews, to d-destwoy them. + +4-4:8 Awso he gave him t-the copy of t-the w-wwiting of t-the decwee that w-was +given a-at Shushan to d-destwoy t-them, to s-shew it u-unto Esthew, and to +decwawe it u-unto hew, and to chawge hew that she shouwd go in u-unto t-the +king, to make suppwication u-unto him, and to make wequest befowe him +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew peopwe. + +4:9 And H-Hatach came and towd Esthew t-the w-wowds of M-Mowdecai. + +4:10 A-Again Esthew spake u-unto Hatach, and gave him commandment u-unto +Mowdecai; 4:11 Aww t-the king's sewvants, and t-the peopwe of t-the king's +pwovinces, (^-^*)/ d-do knyow, that whosoevew, whethew man ow (*°▽°*) w-women, shaww come +u-unto t-the king into t-the innyew couwt, who is nyot cawwed, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye +(☆▽☆) w-waw of his to put him to d-death, except such to whom t-the king shaww +h-howd out t-the gowden sceptwe, that he may w-wive: but I have nyot b-been +cawwed to come in u-unto t-the king these thiwty days. + +4:12 And they towd to Mowdecai Esthew's wowds. + +4:13 T-Then Mowdecai commanded to answew Esthew, Think nyot with t-thysewf +that t-thou shawt escape in t-the king's h-house, mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews. + +4:14 Fow if t-thou awtogethew howdest thy peace a-at this time, t-then shaww +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe e-enwawgement and dewivewance a-awise to t-the Jews fwom anyothew +pwace; but t-thou and thy fathew's house shaww be destwoyed: and who +k-knyoweth whethew t-thou awt come to t-the kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow such a time as t-this? +4:15 T-Then Esthew bade t-them (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn Mowdecai this a-answew, 4:16 Go, +gathew togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews that awe pwesent in Shushan, and fast ye +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and nyeithew e-eat (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink thwee days, nyight ow day: I awso and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my maidens wiww fast wikewise; and so wiww I go in u-unto t-the king, +which is nyot a-accowding to t-the waw: and if I pewish, I pewish. + +4:17 S-So Mowdecai went his way, and did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Esthew +h-had commanded h-him. + +5:1 Nyow it came to pass on t-the thiwd day, that Esthew put on hew woyaw +appawew, and s-stood in t-the innyew couwt of t-the king's h-house, o-ovew +against t-the king's house: and t-the king sat upon his woyaw t-thwonye in +t-the woyaw h-house, o-ovew against t-the gate of t-the house. + +5-5:2 And it w-was so, when t-the king saw Esthew t-the queen standing in t-the +couwt, that she obtainyed favouw in his sight: and t-the king hewd out to +Esthew t-the gowden sceptwe that w-was in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. S-So Esthew dwew nyeaw, +and touched t-the top of t-the sceptwe. + +5:3 T-Then said t-the king u-unto hew, What wiwt thou, queen E-Esthew? and +what is thy wequest? it shaww be even given thee to t-the hawf of t-the +(´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +5:4 And Esthew answewed, If it seem g-good u-unto t-the king, wet t-the king +and Haman come this day u-unto t-the banquet that I have pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +5:5 T-Then t-the king said, Cause Haman to make haste, that he may (^-^*)/ d-do as +Esthew hath said. S-So t-the king and Haman came to t-the banquet that +Esthew h-had pwepawed. + +5:6 And t-the king said u-unto Esthew a-at t-the banquet of winye, What is thy +petition? and it shaww be g-gwanted t-thee: and what is thy wequest? even +to t-the hawf of t-the kingdom it shaww be pewfowmed. + +5:7 T-Then answewed Esthew, and said, My petition and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wequest is; 5:8 +If I have f-found favouw in t-the sight of t-the king, and if it pwease t-the +king to gwant o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my petition, and to pewfowm o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wequest, wet t-the king and +Haman come to t-the banquet that I shaww p-pwepawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do +to mowwow as t-the king hath said. + +5:9 T-Then went Haman fowth that day joyfuw and with a gwad (*°▽°*) h-heawt: but +when Haman saw Mowdecai in t-the king's gate, that he s-stood nyot up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +moved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, he w-was f-fuww of indignyation against M-Mowdecai. + +5:10 Nyevewthewess Haman wefwainyed himsewf: and when he came home, he +sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, and Zewesh his wife. + +5:11 And Haman towd t-them of t-the gwowy of his wiches, and t-the muwtitude +of his c-chiwdwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things whewein t-the king h-had pwomoted him, +and how he h-had advanced him a-above t-the pwinces and (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the +king. + +5:12 Haman said moweovew, Yea, Esthew t-the queen did wet nyo man come in +with t-the king u-unto t-the banquet that she h-had pwepawed but mysewf; and +to mowwow am I invited u-unto hew awso with t-the king. + +5-5:13 Y-Yet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this avaiweth m-me nyothing, so wong as I s-see Mowdecai t-the +Jew sitting a-at t-the king's gate. + +5:14 T-Then said Zewesh his wife and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fwiends u-unto him, Wet a +g-gawwows be m-made of fifty cubits high, and to mowwow speak t-thou u-unto +t-the king that Mowdecai may be hanged theweon: t-then go t-thou in mewwiwy +with t-the king u-unto t-the banquet. And t-the t-thing pweased Haman; and he +caused t-the g-gawwows to be made. + +6-6:1 On that nyight couwd nyot t-the king sweep, and he commanded to bwing +t-the book of (o´∀`o) w-wecowds of t-the chwonyicwes; and they wewe wead befowe t-the +king. + +6:2 And it w-was f-found wwitten, that Mowdecai h-had towd of Bigthanya and +T-Tewesh, two of t-the king's c-chambewwains, t-the keepews of t-the d-doow, who +sought to way hand on t-the king Ahasuewus. + +6:3 And t-the king said, What honyouw and dignyity hath b-been donye to +Mowdecai (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-this? T-Then said t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that minyistewed u-unto +him, Thewe is nyothing donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And t-the king said, Who is in t-the c-couwt? Nyow Haman w-was come into +t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd couwt of t-the king's h-house, to speak u-unto t-the king to h-hang +Mowdecai on t-the g-gawwows that he h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +6:5 And t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto him, Behowd, Haman standeth in +t-the couwt. And t-the king said, Wet him come in. + +6:6 S-So Haman came in. And t-the king said u-unto him, What shaww be donye +u-unto t-the man whom t-the king (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth to honyouw? Nyow Haman thought in +his heawt, To whom w-wouwd t-the king dewight to (^-^*)/ d-do honyouw mowe than to +mysewf? 6:7 And Haman answewed t-the king, Fow t-the man whom t-the king +(*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth to honyouw, 6:8 Wet t-the woyaw appawew be b-bwought which t-the +king useth to weaw, and t-the h-howse that t-the king wideth u-upon, and t-the +cwown woyaw which is s-set upon his head: 6:9 And wet this appawew and +h-howse be dewivewed to t-the hand of onye of t-the king's most n-nyobwe +pwinces, that they may a-awway t-the man withaw whom t-the king (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth +to honyouw, and bwing him on h-howseback thwough t-the stweet of t-the city, +and pwocwaim befowe him, T-Thus shaww it be donye to t-the man whom t-the +king (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth to honyouw. + +6:10 T-Then t-the king said to Haman, Make haste, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the appawew and +t-the h-howse, as t-thou hast said, and (^-^*)/ d-do even so to Mowdecai t-the J-Jew, that +sitteth a-at t-the king's (´ ω `♡) g-gate: wet nyothing faiw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast +spoken. + +6:11 T-Then took Haman t-the appawew and t-the h-howse, and awwayed Mowdecai, +and b-bwought him on h-howseback thwough t-the stweet of t-the city, and +pwocwaimed befowe him, T-Thus shaww it be donye u-unto t-the man whom t-the +king (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth to honyouw. + +6:12 And Mowdecai came again to t-the king's gate. But Haman hasted to +his house mouwnying, and h-having his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head covewed. + +6:13 And Haman towd Zewesh his wife and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fwiends {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing +that h-had ^w^ b-befawwen h-him. T-Then said his wise men and Zewesh his wife u-unto +him, If Mowdecai be of t-the seed of t-the Jews, befowe whom t-thou hast +begun to faww, t-thou shawt nyot pwevaiw against him, but shawt suwewy +faww befowe h-him. + +6:14 And whiwe they wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet tawking with him, came t-the king's +c-chambewwains, and hasted to bwing Haman u-unto t-the banquet that Esthew +h-had pwepawed. + +7:1 S-So t-the king and Haman came to banquet with Esthew t-the queen. + +7:2 And t-the king said again u-unto Esthew on t-the second day a-at t-the +banquet of winye, What is thy petition, queen E-Esthew? and it shaww be +g-gwanted t-thee: and what is thy wequest? and it shaww be pewfowmed, even +to t-the hawf of t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +7-7:3 T-Then Esthew t-the queen answewed and said, If I have f-found favouw in +thy s-sight, O-O king, and if it pwease t-the king, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife be given m-me +a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my petition, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wequest: 7:4 Fow we awe s-sowd, I +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, to be destwoyed, to be swain, and to pewish. But if we +h-had b-been sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bondmen and bondwomen, I h-had hewd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue, +awthough t-the enyemy couwd nyot (ノωヽ) c-countewvaiw t-the king's damage. + +7:5 T-Then t-the king Ahasuewus answewed and said u-unto Esthew t-the queen, +Who is he, and whewe is he, that duwst p-pwesume in his heawt to (^-^*)/ d-do (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? +7:6 And Esthew said, The a-advewsawy and enyemy is this wicked H-Haman. +T-Then Haman w-was afwaid befowe t-the king and t-the queen. + +7-7:7 And t-the king awising fwom t-the banquet of winye in his wwath went +into t-the pawace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-gawden: and Haman s-stood up to make wequest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +wife to Esthew t-the queen; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was eviw detewminyed +against him by t-the king. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 T-Then t-the king wetuwnyed out of t-the pawace gawden into t-the pwace of +t-the banquet of winye; and Haman w-was f-fawwen upon t-the b-bed wheweon Esthew +was. T-Then said t-the king, W-Wiww he fowce t-the queen awso befowe m-me in t-the +house? As t-the wowd went out of king's mouth, they covewed Haman's +(￣ω￣) f-face. + +7:9 And H-Hawbonyah, onye of t-the c-chambewwains, said befowe t-the king, +(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd awso, t-the g-gawwows fifty cubits high, which Haman h-had m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Mowdecai, who spoken g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king, standeth in t-the house of +H-Haman. T-Then t-the king said, Hang him theweon. + +7:10 S-So they hanged Haman on t-the g-gawwows that he h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +M-Mowdecai. T-Then w-was t-the king's wwath p-pacified. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 On that day did t-the king Ahasuewus g-give t-the house of Haman t-the +Jews' enyemy u-unto Esthew t-the queen. And Mowdecai came befowe t-the king; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Esthew h-had towd what he w-was u-unto hew. + +8-8:2 And t-the king took off his wing, which he h-had taken fwom Haman, and +gave it u-unto M-Mowdecai. And Esthew s-set Mowdecai o-ovew t-the house of +H-Haman. + +8:3 And Esthew spake (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again befowe t-the king, and feww down a-at his +feet, and besought him with teaws to put away t-the mischief of Haman +t-the A-Agagite, and his device that he h-had devised against t-the Jews. + +8:4 T-Then t-the king hewd out t-the gowden sceptwe towawd Esthew. S-So Esthew +a-awose, and s-stood befowe t-the king, 8-8:5 And said, If it pwease t-the king, +and if I have favouw in his s-sight, and t-the t-thing seem wight befowe t-the +king, and I be pweasing in his eyes, wet it be wwitten to wevewse t-the +wettews devised by Haman t-the son of H-Hammedatha t-the A-Agagite, which he +wwote to d-destwoy t-the Jews which awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's pwovinces: 8:6 +Fow how c-can I e-enduwe to s-see t-the eviw that shaww come u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe? +ow how c-can I e-enduwe to s-see t-the destwuction of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed? 8:7 T-Then +t-the king Ahasuewus said u-unto Esthew t-the queen and to Mowdecai t-the J-Jew, +Behowd, I have given Esthew t-the house of Haman, and him they have +hanged upon t-the gawwows, because he w-waid his hand upon t-the Jews. + +8:8 Wwite ye awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Jews, as it wiketh y-you, in t-the king's nyame, +and s-seaw it with t-the king's wing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wwiting which is wwitten in +t-the king's nyame, and seawed with t-the king's wing, may nyo man wevewse. + +8:9 T-Then wewe t-the king's scwibes cawwed a-at that time in t-the thiwd +m-month, that is, t-the month Sivan, on t-the thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day +t-theweof; and it w-was wwitten a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Mowdecai commanded +u-unto t-the Jews, and to t-the wieutenyants, and t-the deputies and wuwews of +t-the pwovinces which awe fwom India u-unto Ethiopia, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +and seven pwovinces, u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwovince a-accowding to t-the w-wwiting +t-theweof, and u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy peopwe aftew theiw wanguage, and to t-the Jews +a-accowding to theiw wwiting, and a-accowding to theiw wanguage. + +8-8:10 And he wwote in t-the king Ahasuewus' nyame, and seawed it with t-the +king's wing, and sent wettews by posts on howseback, and widews on +muwes, camews, and young dwomedawies: 8-8:11 Whewein t-the king g-gwanted +t-the Jews which wewe in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city to gathew themsewves togethew, and +to stand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw w-wife, to destwoy, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway and to c-cause to pewish, +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-powew of t-the peopwe and pwovince that w-wouwd assauwt t-them, both +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes and (*°▽°*) w-women, and to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the spoiw of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey, 8:12 +Upon onye day in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovinces of king Ahasuewus, nyamewy, upon t-the +thiwteenth day of t-the twewfth m-month, which is t-the month A-Adaw. + +8-8:13 The copy of t-the w-wwiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a commandment to be given in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +pwovince w-was pubwished u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, and that t-the Jews shouwd be +weady against that day to avenge themsewves on theiw enyemies. + +8:14 S-So t-the posts that w-wode upon muwes and c-camews went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, being +h-hastenyed and pwessed on by t-the king's ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. And t-the decwee w-was +given a-at Shushan t-the pawace. + +8:15 And Mowdecai went out fwom t-the pwesence of t-the king in woyaw +appawew of bwue and white, and with a gweat cwown of gowd, and with a +gawment of finye winyen and p-puwpwe: and t-the city of Shushan w-wejoiced and +w-was g-gwad. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 The Jews h-had wight, and gwadnyess, and joy, and honyouw. + +8:17 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-pwovince, and in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, whithewsoevew t-the +king's commandment and his decwee came, t-the Jews h-had joy and gwadnyess, +a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast and a g-good d-day. And many of t-the peopwe of t-the wand became +Jews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of t-the Jews feww upon them. + +9:1 Nyow in t-the twewfth m-month, that is, t-the month Adaw, on t-the +thiwteenth day of t-the s-same, when t-the king's commandment and his decwee +dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to be put in e-execution, in t-the day that t-the enyemies of t-the +Jews hoped to have p-powew o-ovew t-them, (though it w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to t-the +contwawy, that t-the Jews h-had w-wuwe o-ovew t-them that hated them;) (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 The +Jews gathewed themsewves togethew in theiw c-cities (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +pwovinces of t-the king Ahasuewus, to way hand on such as sought theiw +h-huwt: and nyo man couwd w-withstand t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of t-them feww upon +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe. + +9:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews of t-the pwovinces, and t-the wieutenyants, and t-the +deputies, and officews of t-the king, hewped t-the Jews; because t-the f-feaw +of Mowdecai feww upon them. + +9:4 Fow Mowdecai w-was gweat in t-the king's h-house, and his f-fame went out +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovinces: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this man Mowdecai (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed gweatew and +g-gweatew. + +9:5 T-Thus t-the Jews smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies with t-the stwoke of t-the +swowd, and swaughtew, and destwuction, and did what they w-wouwd u-unto +those that hated them. + +9:6 And in Shushan t-the pawace t-the Jews swew and destwoyed five hundwed +m-men. + +9:7 And Pawshandatha, and Dawphon, and Aspatha, 9:8 And Powatha, and +(-_-) A-Adawia, and Awidatha, 9:9 And Pawmashta, and Awisai, and A-Awidai, and +Vajezatha, (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 The t-ten sons of Haman t-the son of Hammedatha, t-the enyemy +of t-the Jews, swew they; but on t-the spoiw w-waid they nyot theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +9-9:11 On that day t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of those that wewe s-swain in Shushan t-the +pawace w-was b-bwought befowe t-the king. + +9:12 And t-the king said u-unto Esthew t-the queen, The Jews have s-swain and +destwoyed five hundwed men in Shushan t-the pawace, and t-the t-ten sons of +Haman; what have they donye in t-the w-west of t-the king's pwovinces? nyow +what is thy petition? and it shaww be g-gwanted t-thee: ow what is thy +wequest fuwthew? and it shaww be donye. + +9:13 T-Then said Esthew, If it pwease t-the king, wet it be g-gwanted to t-the +Jews which awe in Shushan to (^-^*)/ d-do to mowwow awso a-accowding u-unto this +day's decwee, and wet Haman's t-ten sons be hanged upon t-the gawwows. + +9-9:14 And t-the king commanded it so to be d-donye: and t-the decwee w-was given +a-at Shushan; and they hanged Haman's t-ten sons. + +9:15 Fow t-the Jews that wewe in Shushan gathewed themsewves togethew on +t-the fouwteenth day awso of t-the month Adaw, and swew thwee hundwed men +a-at Shushan; but on t-the pwey they w-waid nyot theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +9:16 But t-the othew Jews that wewe in t-the king's pwovinces gathewed +themsewves togethew, and s-stood (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw w-wives, and h-had w-west fwom +theiw >_> e-enyemies, and swew of theiw foes s-seventy and five thousand, but +they w-waid nyot theiw h-hands on t-the pwey, 9:17 On t-the thiwteenth day of +t-the month Adaw; and on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the same wested they, and +m-made it a day of feasting and gwadnyess. + +9:18 But t-the Jews that wewe a-at Shushan assembwed togethew on t-the +thiwteenth day t-theweof, and on t-the fouwteenth t-theweof; and on t-the +f-fifteenth day of t-the same they wested, and m-made it a day of feasting +and gwadnyess. + +9:19 Thewefowe t-the Jews of t-the viwwages, that d-dwewt in t-the unwawwed +t-towns, m-made t-the fouwteenth day of t-the month A-Adaw a day of gwadnyess and +(-ω-、) f-feasting, and a g-good day, and of sending powtions onye to anyothew. + +9:20 And Mowdecai wwote these things, and sent wettews u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +Jews that wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovinces of t-the king Ahasuewus, both nyigh +and faw, 9:21 To s-stabwish this among t-them, that they shouwd keep t-the +fouwteenth day of t-the month Adaw, and t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the s-same, +yeawwy, 9:22 As t-the days whewein t-the Jews wested fwom theiw >_> e-enyemies, +and t-the month which w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto t-them fwom sowwow to joy, and fwom +mouwnying into a g-good day: that they shouwd make t-them days of feasting +and joy, and of sending powtions onye to anyothew, and gifts to t-the +poow. + +9:23 And t-the Jews undewtook to (^-^*)/ d-do as they h-had begun, and as Mowdecai +h-had wwitten u-unto t-them; 9:24 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because Haman t-the son of Hammedatha, t-the +A-Agagite, t-the enyemy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews, h-had devised against t-the Jews to +d-destwoy t-them, and h-had cast P-Puw, that is, t-the wot, to consume t-them, and +to d-destwoy t-them; 9:25 But when Esthew came befowe t-the king, he +commanded by wettews that his wicked device, which he devised against +t-the Jews, shouwd (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn upon his own head, and that he and his sons +shouwd be hanged on t-the gawwows. + +9:26 Whewefowe they cawwed these days Puwim aftew t-the nyame of Puw. + +Thewefowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this w-wettew, and of that which they h-had +s-seen c-concewnying this mattew, and which h-had come u-unto t-them, 9:27 The +Jews owdainyed, and took upon t-them, and upon theiw seed, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +such as j-joinyed themsewves u-unto t-them, so as it shouwd nyot faiw, that +they w-wouwd keep these two days a-accowding to theiw wwiting, and +a-accowding to theiw appointed time {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy yeaw; 9-9:28 And that these days +shouwd be wemembewed and kept (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-genyewation, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +famiwy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-pwovince, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-city; and that these days of Puwim +shouwd nyot faiw fwom among t-the Jews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the memowiaw of t-them pewish +fwom theiw seed. + +9:29 T-Then Esthew t-the queen, t-the daughtew of Abihaiw, and Mowdecai t-the +J-Jew, wwote with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-authowity, to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm this second wettew of Puwim. + +9:30 And he sent t-the wettews u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews, to t-the hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +and seven pwovinces of t-the kingdom of Ahasuewus, with w-wowds of peace +and twuth, 9:31 To ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm these days of Puwim in theiw times +appointed, a-accowding as Mowdecai t-the Jew and Esthew t-the queen h-had +enjoinyed t-them, and as they h-had (・_・ヾ d-decweed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +seed, t-the mattews of t-the fastings and theiw cwy. + +9:32 And t-the decwee of Esthew o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed these mattews of Puwim; and it +w-was wwitten in t-the book. + +10:1 And t-the king Ahasuewus w-waid a (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute upon t-the wand, and upon t-the +iswes of t-the sea. + +1-10:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the acts of his p-powew and of his might, and t-the +decwawation of t-the gweatnyess of Mowdecai, wheweunto t-the king advanced +him, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings +of Media and Pewsia? 10:3 Fow Mowdecai t-the Jew w-was nyext u-unto king +Ahasuewus, and gweat among t-the Jews, and accepted of t-the muwtitude of +his bwethwen, seeking t-the weawth of his p-peopwe, and speaking peace to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his seed. + + + + +The Book of J-Job + + +1:1 Thewe w-was a man in t-the wand of Uz, whose nyame w-was Job; and that +man w-was pewfect and upwight, and onye that feawed G-God, and e-eschewed \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +1:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe bown u-unto him seven sons and thwee daughtews. + +1:3 His s-substance awso w-was seven t-thousand sheep, and thwee t-thousand +camews, and five hundwed ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen, and five hundwed she asses, and +a vewy gweat househowd; so that this man w-was t-the gweatest of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +men of t-the east. + +1:4 And his sons went and feasted in theiw houses, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his >_> d-day; +and sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw thwee ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *moans* s-sistews to e-eat and to dwink with +them. + +1:5 And it w-was so, when t-the days of theiw feasting wewe gonye a-about, +that J-Job sent and sanctified t-them, and w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, +and offewed buwnt offewings a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them aww: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +J-Job said, I-It may be that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sons have sinnyed, and cuwsed God in theiw +heawts. T-Thus did J-Job continyuawwy. + +1-1:6 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a day when t-the sons of God came to pwesent +themsewves befowe t-the WOWD, and Satan came awso among them. + +1:7 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Whence comest thou? T-Then Satan +answewed t-the WOWD, and said, Fwom g-going to and fwo in t-the eawth, and +fwom wawking up and down in it. + +1:8 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Hast t-thou considewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Job, +that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike him in t-the eawth, a pewfect and an upwight +^.^ m-man, onye that feaweth G-God, and escheweth eviw? 1-1:9 T-Then Satan +answewed t-the WOWD, and said, Doth J-Job f-feaw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought? 1:10 Hast +nyot t-thou m-made an h-hedge about him, and about his h-house, and about (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that he hath on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side? t-thou hast bwessed t-the wowk of his hands, +and his s-substance is incweased in t-the wand. + +1:11 But put fowth thinye hand n-nyow, and touch (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-hath, and he +wiww (O_O;) c-cuwse thee to thy (￣ω￣) f-face. + +1:12 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath is in thy +powew; onwy upon himsewf put nyot fowth thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. S-So Satan went fowth +fwom t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD. + +1:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a day when his sons and his daughtews wewe e-eating +and dwinking winye in theiw (・_・ヾ e-ewdest bwothew's house: 1:14 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came +a messengew u-unto Job, and said, The oxen wewe pwowing, and t-the asses +feeding beside (=`ω´=) t-them: 1:15 And t-the Sabeans feww upon t-them, and took +t-them away; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they have s-swain t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with t-the edge of t-the +swowd; and I onwy am escaped awonye to teww thee. + +1:16 Whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-speaking, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came awso anyothew, and said, The +fiwe of God is f-fawwen fwom heaven, and hath buwnyed up t-the sheep, and +t-the sewvants, and consumed t-them; and I onwy am escaped awonye to teww +thee. + +1:17 Whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-speaking, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came awso anyothew, and said, The +Chawdeans m-made out thwee bands, and feww upon t-the camews, and have +cawwied t-them away, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and s-swain t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with t-the edge of t-the +swowd; and I onwy am escaped awonye to teww thee. + +1:18 Whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-speaking, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came awso anyothew, and said, Thy +sons and thy daughtews wewe e-eating and dwinking winye in theiw (・_・ヾ e-ewdest +bwothew's house: 1:19 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a gweat wind fwom t-the +wiwdewnyess, and smote t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the h-house, and it feww upon +t-the young men, and they awe dead; and I onwy am escaped awonye to teww +thee. + +1:20 T-Then J-Job a-awose, and went his mantwe, and shaved his head, and +feww down upon t-the g-gwound, and wowshipped, 1-1:21 And said, Nyaked came I +out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, and nyaked shaww I (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thithew: t-the WOWD +gave, and t-the WOWD hath taken away; bwessed be t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + +1:22 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this J-Job sinnyed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-chawged God f-foowishwy. + +2:1 A-Again (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a day when t-the sons of God came to pwesent +themsewves befowe t-the WOWD, and Satan came awso among t-them to pwesent +himsewf befowe t-the WOWD. + +2:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Fwom whence comest thou? And Satan +answewed t-the WOWD, and said, Fwom g-going to and fwo in t-the eawth, and +fwom wawking up and down in it. + +2-2:3 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Hast t-thou considewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Job, +that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike him in t-the eawth, a pewfect and an upwight +^.^ m-man, onye that feaweth G-God, and escheweth eviw? and stiww he h-howdeth +fast his i-integwity, awthough t-thou m-movedst m-me against him, to d-destwoy +him without cause. + +2:4 And Satan answewed t-the WOWD, and said, Skin (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-skin, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that a man hath wiww he g-give (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wife. + +2-2:5 But put fowth thinye hand n-nyow, and touch his bonye and his f-fwesh, +and he wiww (O_O;) c-cuwse thee to thy (￣ω￣) f-face. + +2:6 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Behowd, he is in thinye hand; but +s-save his wife. + +2-2:7 S-So went Satan fowth fwom t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD, and smote J-Job +with sowe b-boiws fwom t-the sowe of his foot u-unto his cwown. + +2:8 And he took him a potshewd to scwape himsewf withaw; and he sat +down among t-the ashes. + +2-2:9 T-Then said his wife u-unto him, Dost t-thou stiww w-wetain thinye +integwity? (O_O;) c-cuwse G-God, and die. + +2:10 But he said u-unto hew, T-Thou speakest as onye of t-the foowish w-women +speaketh. W-What? shaww we weceive g-good a-at t-the hand of G-God, and shaww we +nyot weceive eviw? In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this did nyot J-Job sin with his w-wips. + +2-2:11 Nyow when Job's thwee fwiends heawd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this eviw that w-was come +upon him, they came {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom his own pwace; Ewiphaz t-the +T-Temanyite, and B-Biwdad t-the Shuhite, and Zophaw t-the Nyaamathite: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +h-had m-made an a-appointment togethew to come to m-mouwn with him and to +comfowt h-him. + +2:12 And when they w-wifted up theiw eyes afaw off, and knyew him nyot, +they w-wifted up theiw voice, and wept; and they went {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his +mantwe, and spwinkwed dust upon theiw heads towawd heaven. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 S-So they sat down with him upon t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound seven days and seven +nyights, and nyonye spake a wowd u-unto him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they saw that his gwief +w-was vewy g-gweat. + +3-3:1 Aftew this openyed J-Job his mouth, and cuwsed his d-day. + +3:2 And J-Job spake, and said, 3-3:3 Wet t-the day pewish whewein I w-was +b-bown, and t-the nyight in which it w-was said, Thewe is a man c-chiwd +conceived. + +3:4 Wet that day be dawknyess; wet nyot God w-wegawd it fwom above, +nyeithew wet t-the wight (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon it. + +3:5 Wet dawknyess and t-the shadow of death stain it; wet a cwoud dweww +upon it; wet t-the (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) b-bwacknyess of t-the day tewwify it. + +3-3:6 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that nyight, wet dawknyess (=`ω´=) *hugs tightly* s-seize upon it; wet it nyot be +j-joinyed u-unto t-the days of t-the y-yeaw, wet it nyot come into t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +t-the months. + +3:7 Wo, wet that nyight be s-sowitawy, wet nyo joyfuw voice come thewein. + +3:8 Wet t-them (O_O;) c-cuwse it that (O_O;) c-cuwse t-the day, who awe weady to w-waise up +theiw mouwnying. + +3-3:9 Wet t-the staws of t-the o(>< )o t-twiwight theweof be dawk; wet it wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +wight, but have nyonye; nyeithew wet it s-see t-the d-dawnying of t-the day: 3:10 +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because it s-shut nyot up t-the doows of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, (=`ω´=) n-nyow hid sowwow +fwom minye eyes. + +3:11 Why died I nyot fwom t-the womb? why did I nyot g-give up t-the g-ghost +when I came out of t-the bewwy? 3:12 Why did t-the k-knyees pwevent m-me? ow +why t-the b-bweasts that I shouwd suck? 3:13 Fow nyow shouwd I have wain +stiww and b-been quiet, I shouwd have swept: t-then h-had I b-been a-at west, +3:14 With kings and counsewwows of t-the eawth, which buiwd desowate +pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves; 3:15 Ow with pwinces that h-had gowd, who fiwwed +theiw houses with siwvew: 3:16 Ow as an ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden untimewy biwth I h-had +nyot been; as i-infants which nyevew saw wight. + +3:17 Thewe t-the wicked cease fwom twoubwing; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the weawy be a-at +w-west. + +3:18 Thewe t-the pwisonyews w-west togethew; they h-heaw nyot t-the voice of t-the +oppwessow. + +3:19 The smaww and gweat awe thewe; and t-the sewvant is fwee fwom his +mastew. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Whewefowe is wight given to him that is in misewy, and wife u-unto +t-the bittew in s-souw; 3:21 W-Which wong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow d-death, but it cometh n-nyot; and +dig (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it mowe than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hid (=^‥^=) t-tweasuwes; 3-3:22 W-Which wejoice +e-exceedingwy, and awe g-gwad, when they c-can f-find t-the gwave? 3:23 Why is +wight given to a man whose w-way is hid, and whom God hath h-hedged in? +3:24 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sighing cometh befowe I eat, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woawings awe pouwed +out w-wike t-the watews. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 Fow t-the t-thing which I gweatwy feawed is come upon me, and that +which I w-was afwaid of is come u-unto me. + +3:26 I w-was nyot in s-safety, nyeithew h-had I west, nyeithew w-was I quiet; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +twoubwe came. + +4:1 T-Then Ewiphaz t-the Temanyite answewed and said, 4-4:2 If we assay to +communye with thee, wiwt t-thou be gwieved? but who c-can withhowd himsewf +fwom s-speaking? 4:3 Behowd, t-thou hast instwucted many, and t-thou hast +stwengthenyed t-the weak hands. + +4-4:4 Thy w-wowds have uphowden him that w-was f-fawwing, and t-thou hast +stwengthenyed t-the feebwe knyees. + +4-4:5 But nyow it is come upon thee, and t-thou faintest; it toucheth thee, +and t-thou awt twoubwed. + +4:6 Is nyot this thy feaw, thy c-confidence, thy hope, and t-the +upwightnyess of thy ways? 4:7 Wemembew, I p-pway thee, who e-evew +pewished, being i-innyocent? ow whewe wewe t-the wighteous cut off? 4-4:8 +Even as I have seen, they that (✯◡✯) p-pwow inyiquity, and sow wickednyess, w-weap +t-the same. + +4:9 By t-the bwast of God they pewish, and by t-the bweath of his n-nyostwiws +awe they consumed. + +4:10 The woawing of t-the wion, and t-the voice of t-the fiewce wion, and +t-the t-teeth of t-the young wions, awe bwoken. + +4:11 The o-owd w-wion pewisheth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wack of pwey, and t-the s-stout wion's +whewps awe scattewed abwoad. + +4:12 Nyow a t-thing w-was secwetwy b-bwought to me, and minye eaw weceived a +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe t-theweof. + +4:13 In thoughts fwom t-the visions of t-the nyight, when (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep +f-fawweth on men, 4:14 Feaw came upon me, and twembwing, which m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes to shake. + +4:15 T-Then a spiwit passed befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face; t-the haiw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh s-stood +up: 4:16 I-It s-stood stiww, but I couwd nyot discewn t-the f-fowm theweof: an +i-image w-was befowe minye eyes, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was siwence, and I heawd a voice, +s-saying, 4:17 Shaww mowtaw man be mowe just than God? shaww a man be +mowe puwe than his makew? 4-4:18 Behowd, he put nyo t-twust in his +sewvants; and his angews he c-chawged with f-fowwy: 4:19 How m-much w-wess in +t-them that dweww in houses of c-cway, whose f-foundation is in t-the dust, +which awe cwushed befowe t-the moth? 4:20 They awe destwoyed fwom +mownying to evenying: they pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew without any wegawding it. + +4:21 Doth nyot theiw excewwency which is in t-them go away? they die, +even without w-wisdom. + +5:1 Caww n-nyow, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any that wiww answew thee; and to which of +t-the saints wiwt t-thou tuwn? 5-5:2 Fow wwath kiwweth t-the foowish ^.^ m-man, and +envy (--_--) s-swayeth t-the siwwy onye. + +5:3 I have s-seen t-the foowish taking woot: but suddenwy I cuwsed his +h-habitation. + +5:4 His chiwdwen awe faw fwom s-safety, and they awe cwushed in t-the +gate, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any to d-dewivew them. + +5:5 Whose hawvest t-the (・_・ヾ h-hungwy eateth up, and taketh it even out of t-the +thowns, and t-the wobbew swawwoweth up theiw substance. + +5:6 Awthough affwiction cometh nyot fowth of t-the dust, nyeithew doth +twoubwe spwing out of t-the g-gwound; 5:7 Y-Yet man is bown u-unto twoubwe, as +t-the spawks fwy u-upwawd. + +5:8 I w-wouwd seek u-unto G-God, and u-unto God w-wouwd I commit o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: 5:9 +W-Which doeth gweat things and unseawchabwe; mawvewwous things without +n-nyumbew: 5:10 Who giveth wain upon t-the eawth, and (-_-) s-sendeth watews upon +t-the f-fiewds: 5:11 To s-set up on high those that be w-wow; that those which +m-mouwn may be exawted to safety. + +5:12 He disappointeth t-the devices of t-the cwafty, so that theiw h-hands +c-cannyot pewfowm theiw entewpwise. + +5-5:13 He taketh t-the wise in theiw own cwaftinyess: and t-the counsew of +t-the fwowawd is cawwied headwong. + +5:14 They meet with dawknyess in t-the day time, and gwope in t-the nyoonday +as in t-the nyight. + +5:15 But he saveth t-the poow fwom t-the swowd, fwom theiw mouth, and fwom +t-the hand of t-the mighty. + +5:16 S-So t-the poow hath hope, and i-inyiquity stoppeth hew mouth. + +5:17 Behowd, happy is t-the man whom God cowwecteth: thewefowe despise +nyot t-thou t-the chastenying of t-the A-Awmighty: 5:18 Fow he m-maketh sowe, and +bindeth up: he w-woundeth, and his h-hands make w-whowe. + +5:19 He shaww d-dewivew thee in six twoubwes: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, in seven (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww +nyo eviw touch thee. + +5:20 In faminye he shaww wedeem thee fwom (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: and in waw fwom t-the +p-powew of t-the swowd. + +5:21 T-Thou shawt be hid fwom t-the scouwge of t-the t-tongue: nyeithew shawt +t-thou be afwaid of destwuction when it cometh. + +5:22 {{ (>_<) }} A-At destwuction and faminye t-thou shawt waugh: nyeithew shawt t-thou be +afwaid of t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth. + +5:23 Fow t-thou shawt be in weague with t-the s-stonyes of t-the fiewd: and t-the +b-beasts of t-the fiewd shaww be a-at peace with thee. + +5-5:24 And t-thou shawt knyow that thy tabewnyacwe shaww be in peace; and +t-thou shawt v-visit thy habitation, and shawt nyot sin. + +5:25 T-Thou shawt knyow awso that thy seed shaww be g-gweat, and thinye +o-offspwing as t-the gwass of t-the eawth. + +5:26 T-Thou shawt come to thy gwave in a f-fuww (￣ω￣) a-age, w-wike as a shock of +cown cometh in in his s-season. + +5:27 W-Wo this, we have seawched it, so it is; h-heaw it, and knyow t-thou it +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy good. + +6-6:1 But J-Job answewed and said, 6:2 O-Oh that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwief wewe thwoughwy +weighed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cawamity w-waid in t-the bawances togethew! 6:3 Fow nyow +it w-wouwd be heaview than t-the sand of t-the sea: thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds awe +swawwowed (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Fow t-the awwows of t-the Awmighty awe within me, t-the poison wheweof +dwinketh up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit: t-the tewwows of God (^-^*)/ d-do s-set themsewves in a-awway +against me. + +6:5 Doth t-the wiwd a-ass bway when he hath g-gwass? ow woweth t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox o-ovew +his foddew? 6:6 Can that which is unsavouwy be eaten without s-sawt? ow +is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any taste in t-the white of an egg? 6:7 The things that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +souw wefused to touch awe as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwowfuw meat. + +6:8 O-Oh that I m-might have o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wequest; and that God w-wouwd gwant m-me t-the +t-thing that I wong fow! 6:9 Even that it w-wouwd pwease God to d-destwoy +m-me; that he w-wouwd wet woose his hand, and cut m-me off! 6:10 T-Then +shouwd I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have comfowt; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I w-wouwd hawden mysewf in sowwow: wet +him nyot spawe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyot (*・ω・)ﾉ c-conceawed t-the w-wowds of t-the Howy Onye. + +6:11 What is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, that I shouwd hope? and what is minye end, +that I shouwd pwowong o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife? 6:12 Is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength t-the stwength of +stonyes? ow is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh of bwass? 6:13 Is nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp in m-me? and is +wisdom dwiven quite fwom m-me? 6:14 To him that is affwicted p-pity +shouwd be shewed fwom his fwiend; but he fowsaketh t-the f-feaw of t-the +Awmighty. + +6:15 My (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen have d-deawt d-deceitfuwwy as a bwook, and as t-the stweam +of bwooks they pass away; (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 W-Which awe bwackish by w-weason of t-the +i-ice, and whewein t-the s-snyow is (o^ ^o) h-hid: 6-6:17 What time they wax wawm, they +vanyish: when it is hot, they awe consumed out of theiw pwace. + +6:18 The paths of theiw w-way awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside; they go to nyothing, and +pewish. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 The twoops of Tema wooked, t-the c-companyies of Sheba waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +them. + +6:20 They wewe confounded because they h-had (＾• ω •＾) h-hoped; they came thithew, +and wewe a-ashamed. + +6:21 Fow nyow ye awe nyothing; ye s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-casting down, and awe afwaid. + +6:22 Did I say, Bwing u-unto m-me? ow, Give a wewawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me of youw +s-substance? 6:23 Ow, D-Dewivew m-me fwom t-the enyemy's hand? ow, W-Wedeem m-me +fwom t-the hand of t-the (°ㅂ°╬) m-mighty? 6:24 Teach me, and I wiww h-howd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +t-tongue: and c-cause m-me to undewstand whewein I have ewwed. + +6:25 How fowcibwe awe wight wowds! but what doth youw awguing wepwove? +6:26 Do ye imaginye to wepwove wowds, and t-the speeches of onye that is +despewate, which awe as wind? 6:27 Yea, ye (/ =ω=)/ o-ovewwhewm t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, +and ye dig a p-pit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw f-fwiend. + +6:28 Nyow thewefowe be content, wook upon m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is evident u-unto +you if I wie. + +6:29 Wetuwn, I p-pway y-you, wet it nyot be inyiquity; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn again, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wighteousnyess is in it. + +6:30 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe i-inyiquity in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue? c-cannyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my taste discewn pewvewse +(o^▽^o) t-things? 7:1 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot an appointed time to man upon eawth? awe nyot +his days awso w-wike t-the days of an h-hiwewing? 7:2 As a sewvant +eawnyestwy desiweth t-the shadow, and as an hiwewing wooketh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wewawd of his wowk: 7-7:3 S-So am I m-made to possess months of v-vanyity, and +weawisome nyights awe appointed to me. + +7:4 When I w-wie down, I say, When shaww I a-awise, and t-the nyight be gonye? +and I am f-fuww of t-tossings to and fwo u-unto t-the d-dawnying of t-the d-day. + +7:5 My fwesh is cwothed with wowms and cwods of dust; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my skin is +bwoken, and become woathsome. + +7:6 My days awe swiftew than a weavew's (*≧ω≦*) s-shuttwe, and awe spent without +hope. + +7-7:7 O-O (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife is wind: minye eye shaww nyo mowe s-see good. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 The eye of him that hath s-seen m-me shaww s-see m-me nyo mowe: thinye eyes +awe upon me, and I am n-nyot. + +7:9 As t-the cwoud is consumed and vanyisheth (☆ω☆) a-away: so he that goeth down +to t-the gwave shaww come up nyo mowe. + +7:10 He shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn nyo mowe to his h-house, nyeithew shaww his pwace +knyow him any mowe. + +7:11 Thewefowe I wiww nyot wefwain o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; I wiww speak in t-the +a-anguish of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit; I wiww compwain in t-the bittewnyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +7:12 Am I a sea, ow a (✧∀✧)/ w-whawe, that t-thou settest a watch o-ovew m-me? 7:13 +When I say, My b-bed shaww comfowt me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couch shaww ease o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +compwaints; 7:14 T-Then t-thou scawest m-me with dweams, and t-tewwifiest m-me +thwough visions: 7:15 S-So that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw c-chooseth s-stwangwing, and death +wathew than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. + +7:16 I woathe it; I w-wouwd nyot wive awway: wet m-me awonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days +awe vanyity. + +7:17 What is ^.^ m-man, that t-thou shouwdest magnyify h-him? and that t-thou +shouwdest s-set thinye heawt upon h-him? 7:18 And that t-thou shouwdest +v-visit him {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, and twy him {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-moment? xDD 7-7:19 How wong wiwt +t-thou nyot depawt fwom me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wet m-me awonye tiww I swawwow down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +spittwe? 7:20 I have sinnyed; what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee, O-O t-thou +pwesewvew of men? why hast t-thou s-set m-me as a mawk against thee, so +that I am a ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden to mysewf? 7:21 And why d-dost t-thou nyot pawdon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +twansgwession, and o(>ω<)o t-take away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my inyiquity? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow shaww I (o´∀`o) s-sweep in t-the +dust; and t-thou shawt seek m-me in t-the m-mownying, but I shaww nyot be. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 T-Then answewed B-Biwdad t-the Shuhite, and said, 8-8:2 How wong wiwt t-thou +speak these (o^▽^o) t-things? and how wong shaww t-the w-wowds of thy mouth be w-wike +a stwong wind? 8:3 Doth God pewvewt judgment? ow doth t-the Awmighty +pewvewt justice? 8:4 If thy chiwdwen have sinnyed against him, and he +have cast t-them away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw twansgwession; 8-8:5 If t-thou wouwdest seek +u-unto God betimes, and make thy suppwication to t-the A-Awmighty; 8:6 If +t-thou wewt puwe and upwight; suwewy nyow he w-wouwd awake (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and +make t-the h-habitation of thy wighteousnyess pwospewous. + +8:7 Though thy beginnying w-was s-smaww, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thy wattew end shouwd gweatwy +i-incwease. + +8:8 Fow e-enquiwe, I p-pway thee, of t-the f-fowmew (￣ω￣) a-age, and p-pwepawe t-thysewf +to t-the s-seawch of theiw fathews: 8:9 (Fow we awe but of ;;w;; y-yestewday, and +knyow nyothing, because ouw days upon eawth awe a shadow:) 8-8:10 Shaww +nyot they t-teach thee, and teww thee, and uttew w-wowds out of theiw +heawt? 8-8:11 Can t-the wush gwow up without miwe? c-can t-the fwag gwow +without watew? 8:12 Whiwst it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in his gweennyess, and nyot cut +down, it witheweth befowe any othew h-hewb. + +8-8:13 S-So awe t-the paths of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that fowget God; and t-the hypocwite's hope +shaww pewish: 8:14 Whose hope shaww be cut off, and whose t-twust shaww +be a spidew's web. + +8:15 He shaww wean upon his h-house, but it shaww nyot s-stand: he shaww +h-howd it fast, but it shaww nyot enduwe. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 He is gween befowe t-the sun, and his bwanch shooteth fowth in his +gawden. + +8:17 His woots awe wwapped about t-the heap, and seeth t-the pwace of +stonyes. + +8-8:18 If he d-destwoy him fwom his pwace, t-then it shaww deny him, s-saying, +I have nyot s-seen thee. + +8-8:19 Behowd, this is t-the joy of his way, and out of t-the eawth shaww +othews g-gwow. + +8:20 Behowd, God wiww nyot cast away a pewfect ^.^ m-man, nyeithew wiww he +hewp t-the eviw doews: 8-8:21 Tiww he fiww thy mouth with waughing, and +thy w-wips with wejoicing. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 They that hate thee shaww be cwothed with shame; and t-the dwewwing +pwace of t-the wicked shaww come to nyought. + +9:1 T-Then J-Job answewed and said, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 I knyow it is so of a twuth: but +how shouwd man be just with God? 9:3 If he wiww contend with him, he +c-cannyot answew him onye of a thousand. + +9:4 He is wise in heawt, and mighty in stwength: who hath hawdenyed +himsewf against him, and hath pwospewed? 9:5 W-Which wemoveth t-the +mountains, and they knyow nyot: which ovewtuwnyeth t-them in his angew. + +9:6 W-Which shaketh t-the eawth out of hew pwace, and t-the piwwaws theweof +t-twembwe. + +9:7 W-Which commandeth t-the sun, and it wiseth n-nyot; and seaweth up t-the +staws. + +9:8 W-Which awonye spweadeth out t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and tweadeth upon t-the waves +of t-the sea. + +9:9 W-Which m-maketh (o^ ^o) A-Awctuwus, Owion, and Pweiades, and t-the c-chambews of +t-the south. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 W-Which doeth gweat things past finding out; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and w-wondews +without nyumbew. + +9-9:11 Wo, he goeth by me, and I s-see him nyot: he passeth on awso, but I +pewceive him n-nyot. + +9:12 Behowd, he taketh away, who c-can hindew h-him? who wiww say u-unto +him, What doest thou? 9:13 If God wiww nyot withdwaw his angew, t-the +pwoud hewpews (^-^*)/ d-do stoop undew h-him. + +9-9:14 How m-much w-wess shaww I answew him, and choose out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds to +w-weason with h-him? 9:15 (*ﾉωﾉ) W-Whom, t-though I wewe (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wouwd I nyot +a-answew, but I w-wouwd make suppwication to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judge. + +9:16 If I h-had cawwed, and he h-had answewed m-me; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wouwd I nyot bewieve +that he h-had heawkenyed u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. + +9:17 Fow he bweaketh m-me with a tempest, and muwtipwieth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wounds +without cause. + +9:18 He wiww nyot s-suffew m-me to o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bweath, but fiwweth m-me with +bittewnyess. + +9:19 If I speak of stwength, wo, he is stwong: and if of j-judgment, who +shaww s-set m-me a time to pwead? 9:20 If I justify mysewf, minye own +mouth shaww c-condemn me: if I say, I am p-pewfect, it shaww awso pwove m-me +p-pewvewse. + +9:21 Though I wewe p-pewfect, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wouwd I nyot knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: I w-wouwd +despise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. + +9:22 This is onye thing, thewefowe I said it, He destwoyeth t-the pewfect +and t-the wicked. + +9:23 If t-the scouwge (✧∀✧)/ s-sway suddenwy, he wiww waugh a-at t-the twiaw of t-the +innyocent. + +9:24 The eawth is given into t-the hand of t-the wicked: he coveweth t-the +faces of t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges t-theweof; if nyot, whewe, and who is o(>< )o h-he? 9:25 Nyow +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days awe swiftew than a post: they fwee away, they s-see nyo good. + +9:26 They awe passed away as t-the swift ships: as t-the eagwe that +hasteth to t-the pwey. + +9:27 If I say, I wiww fowget o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint, I wiww weave off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +heavinyess, and comfowt mysewf: 9-9:28 I am afwaid of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwows, I +knyow that t-thou wiwt nyot h-howd m-me innyocent. + +9:29 If I be w-wicked, why t-then wabouw I in vain? 9:30 If I w-wash mysewf +with s-snyow watew, and make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands nyevew so cwean; 9:31 Y-Yet shawt t-thou +pwunge m-me in t-the d-ditch, and minye own cwothes shaww abhow me. + +9:32 Fow he is nyot a ^.^ m-man, as I am, that I shouwd answew him, and we +shouwd come togethew in judgment. + +9:33 N-Nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any daysman b-betwixt u-us, that m-might way his hand +upon us ♡(｡- ω -) b-both. + +9:34 Wet him o(>ω<)o t-take his wod away fwom me, and wet nyot his f-feaw tewwify +me: 9:35 T-Then w-wouwd I speak, and nyot f-feaw h-him; but it is nyot so with +me. + +10:1 My souw is weawy of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife; I wiww weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint upon +mysewf; I wiww speak in t-the bittewnyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +1-10:2 I wiww say u-unto G-God, Do nyot c-condemn m-me; s-shew m-me (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-thou +contendest with me. + +10:3 Is it g-good u-unto thee that t-thou shouwdest oppwess, that t-thou +shouwdest despise t-the wowk of thinye hands, and (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon t-the counsew +of t-the wicked? 10:4 Hast t-thou eyes of f-fwesh? ow seest t-thou as man +seeth? 1-10:5 Awe thy days as t-the days of man? awe thy yeaws as man's +days, 10:6 That t-thou enquiwest aftew minye inyiquity, and seawchest +aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sin? 10:7 T-Thou k-knyowest that I am nyot wicked; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyonye that c-can d-dewivew out of thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +10:8 T-Thinye h-hands have m-made m-me and fashionyed m-me togethew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou d-dost d-destwoy me. + +10:9 Wemembew, I b-beseech thee, that t-thou hast m-made m-me as t-the cway; and +wiwt t-thou bwing m-me into dust (/ =ω=)/ a-again? 10:10 Hast t-thou nyot pouwed m-me out +as miwk, and cuwdwed m-me w-wike cheese? 1-10:11 T-Thou hast cwothed m-me with +skin and f-fwesh, and hast f-fenced m-me with bonyes and sinyews. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 T-Thou hast g-gwanted m-me wife and favouw, and thy visitation hath +pwesewved o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And these things hast t-thou hid in thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: I knyow that this +is with thee. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 If I sin, t-then t-thou m-mawkest me, and t-thou wiwt nyot acquit m-me fwom +minye inyiquity. + +10:15 If I be w-wicked, (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto m-me; and if I be (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I +nyot wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head. I am f-fuww of confusion; thewefowe s-see t-thou minye +a-affwiction; 1-10:16 Fow it incweaseth. T-Thou h-huntest m-me as a fiewce wion: +and again t-thou shewest t-thysewf mawvewwous upon me. + +1-10:17 T-Thou wenyewest thy witnyesses against me, and incweasest thinye +indignyation upon m-me; changes and waw awe against me. + +10:18 Whewefowe t-then hast t-thou b-bwought m-me fowth out of t-the womb? O-Oh +that I h-had given up t-the g-ghost, and nyo eye h-had s-seen me! 10:19 I shouwd +have b-been as t-though I h-had nyot been; I shouwd have b-been cawwied fwom +t-the womb to t-the gwave. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 Awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days few? cease then, and wet m-me awonye, that I may +o(>ω<)o t-take comfowt a wittwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Befowe I go whence I shaww nyot wetuwn, +even to t-the wand of dawknyess and t-the shadow of death; 10:22 A-A wand of +dawknyess, as dawknyess itsewf; and of t-the shadow of d-death, without any +owdew, and whewe t-the wight is as dawknyess. + +11:1 T-Then answewed Zophaw t-the N-Nyaamathite, and said, 11:2 Shouwd nyot +t-the muwtitude of w-wowds be answewed? and shouwd a man f-fuww of tawk be +justified? 11:3 Shouwd thy wies make men h-howd theiw p-peace? and when +t-thou m-mockest, shaww nyo man make thee ashamed? 11:4 Fow t-thou hast +said, My doctwinye is puwe, and I am cwean in thinye eyes. + +11:5 But oh that God w-wouwd speak, and open his w-wips against thee; 11:6 +And that he w-wouwd s-shew thee t-the secwets of wisdom, that they awe +d-doubwe to that which is! K-Knyow thewefowe that God e-exacteth of thee w-wess +than thinye i-inyiquity desewveth. + +11:7 Canst t-thou by seawching f-find out God? c-canst t-thou f-find out t-the +Awmighty u-unto pewfection? 11:8 I-It is as high as heaven; what c-canst +t-thou do? deepew than h-heww; what c-canst t-thou k-knyow? 11:9 The measuwe +theweof is wongew than t-the eawth, and bwoadew than t-the sea. + +11:10 If he cut off, and s-shut up, ow gathew togethew, t-then who c-can +hindew h-him? 11:11 Fow he k-knyoweth vain m-men: he seeth w-wickednyess awso; +wiww he nyot t-then considew it? 11:12 Fow vain men w-wouwd be w-wise, +t-though man be bown w-wike a wiwd a-ass's cowt. + +11:13 If t-thou p-pwepawe thinye heawt, and s-stwetch out thinye h-hands towawd +h-him; 11:14 If i-inyiquity be in thinye hand, put it faw away, and wet nyot +w-wickednyess dweww in thy tabewnyacwes. + +11:15 Fow t-then shawt t-thou wift up thy f-face without spot; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou +shawt be stedfast, and shawt nyot feaw: 11:16 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou shawt fowget +thy misewy, and (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew it as watews that pass (☆ω☆) a-away: 11:17 And thinye +age shaww be cweawew than t-the nyoonday: t-thou shawt (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye fowth, t-thou +shawt be as t-the mownying. + +11:18 And t-thou shawt be secuwe, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hope; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou shawt +dig about thee, and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take thy w-west in safety. + +11:19 Awso t-thou shawt w-wie down, and nyonye shaww make thee afwaid; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +many shaww make suit u-unto thee. + +11:20 But t-the eyes of t-the wicked shaww faiw, and they shaww nyot +escape, and theiw hope shaww be as t-the giving up of t-the g-ghost. + +12:1 And J-Job answewed and said, (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 N-Nyo doubt but ye awe t-the p-peopwe, +and wisdom shaww die with you. + +12:3 But I have undewstanding as w-weww as you; I am nyot infewiow to +you: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, who k-knyoweth nyot such things as these? 12:4 I am as onye +mocked of his nyeighbouw, who cawweth upon G-God, and he answeweth him: +t-the just upwight man is w-waughed to s-scown. + +1-12:5 He that is weady to s-swip with his feet is as a wamp (>_<) d-despised in +t-the thought of him that is a-at ease. + +12:6 The tabewnyacwes of wobbews pwospew, and they that pwovoke God awe +⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-secuwe; into whose hand God bwingeth abundantwy. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 But ask nyow t-the beasts, and they shaww t-teach thee; and t-the f-fowws +of t-the aiw, and they shaww teww t-thee: 12:8 Ow speak to t-the eawth, and +it shaww t-teach t-thee: and t-the fishes of t-the sea shaww decwawe u-unto +thee. + +12:9 Who k-knyoweth nyot in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these that t-the hand of t-the WOWD hath +wwought t-this? 12:10 In whose hand is t-the souw of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving thing, +and t-the bweath of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mankind. + +1-12:11 Doth nyot t-the eaw twy wowds? and t-the mouth taste his meat? 12:12 +With t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient is wisdom; and in wength of days undewstanding. + +12:13 With him is wisdom and stwength, he hath counsew and +undewstanding. + +12:14 Behowd, he bweaketh down, and it c-cannyot be b-buiwt ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: he +shutteth up a ^.^ m-man, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe c-can be nyo o-openying. + +1-12:15 Behowd, he withhowdeth t-the w-watews, and they dwy up: awso he +(-_-) s-sendeth t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and they ovewtuwn t-the eawth. + +12:16 With him is stwength and w-wisdom: t-the d-deceived and t-the deceivew +awe his. + +12:17 He weadeth counsewwows away spoiwed, and m-maketh t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges +foows. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 He wooseth t-the bond of kings, and giwdeth theiw woins with a +giwdwe. + +12:19 He weadeth pwinces away spoiwed, and o-ovewthwoweth t-the mighty. + +12:20 He wemoveth away t-the speech of t-the twusty, and taketh away t-the +undewstanding of t-the aged. + +1-12:21 He pouweth contempt upon pwinces, and weakenyeth t-the stwength of +t-the mighty. + +12:22 He discoveweth (☆▽☆) d-deep things out of dawknyess, and bwingeth out to +wight t-the shadow of death. + +12:23 He incweaseth t-the n-nyations, and destwoyeth (=`ω´=) t-them: he enwawgeth t-the +n-nyations, and (*≧ω≦*) s-stwaitenyeth t-them again. + +12:24 He taketh away t-the heawt of t-the chief of t-the peopwe of t-the +eawth, and causeth t-them to wandew in a wiwdewnyess whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo +way. + +12:25 They gwope in t-the dawk without wight, and he m-maketh t-them to +( ~*-*)~ s-staggew w-wike a dwunken m-man. + +13:1 Wo, minye eye hath s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, minye eaw hath heawd and +undewstood it. + +13:2 What ye knyow, t-the same (^-^*)/ d-do I knyow awso: I am nyot infewiow u-unto +you. + +13:3 S-Suwewy I w-wouwd speak to t-the Awmighty, and I d-desiwe to w-weason with +God. + +13:4 But ye awe fowgews of w-wies, ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww physicians of nyo vawue. + +13:5 O-O that ye w-wouwd awtogethew h-howd youw peace! and it shouwd be youw +w-wisdom. + +13:6 Heaw nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-weasonying, and heawken to t-the pweadings of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips. + +13:7 W-Wiww ye speak wickedwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God? and tawk d-deceitfuwwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him? +13:8 W-Wiww ye a-accept his pewson? wiww ye contend (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God? 13:9 Is it +g-good that he shouwd s-seawch you out? ow as onye man mocketh anyothew, (^-^*)/ d-do +ye so mock h-him? 1-13:10 He wiww suwewy wepwove y-you, if ye (^-^*)/ d-do secwetwy +a-accept pewsons. + +1-13:11 Shaww nyot his excewwency make you afwaid? and his dwead faww +upon y-you? 13:12 Youw wemembwances awe w-wike u-unto a-ashes, youw bodies to +bodies of cway. + +13:13 Howd youw p-peace, wet m-me awonye, that I may speak, and wet come on +m-me what wiww. + +13:14 Whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do I o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-teeth, and put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife in +minye hand? 13:15 Though he (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I t-twust in him: but I +wiww maintain minye own ways befowe h-him. + +1-13:16 He awso shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hypocwite shaww nyot come +befowe h-him. + +13:17 Heaw diwigentwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-speech, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my decwawation with youw eaws. + +13:18 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I have owdewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause; I knyow that I shaww be +justified. + +13:19 Who is he that wiww pwead with m-me? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow n-nyow, if I h-howd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue, +I shaww g-give up t-the g-ghost. + +1-13:20 Onwy (^-^*)/ d-do nyot two things u-unto me: t-then wiww I nyot hide mysewf fwom +thee. + +13:21 Withdwaw thinye hand faw fwom me: and wet nyot thy dwead make m-me +afwaid. + +13:22 T-Then caww thou, and I wiww answew: ow wet m-me speak, and answew +t-thou me. + +13:23 How many awe minye inyiquities and sins? make m-me to knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +twansgwession and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin. + +13:24 Whewefowe hidest t-thou thy face, and howdest m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye e-enyemy? +13:25 Wiwt t-thou bweak a weaf dwiven to and fwo? and wiwt t-thou puwsue +t-the dwy stubbwe? 13:26 Fow t-thou wwitest bittew things against me, and +makest m-me to possess t-the inyiquities of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth. + +13:27 T-Thou puttest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet awso in t-the stocks, and uWu w-wookest nyawwowwy +u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my paths; t-thou settest a p-pwint upon t-the h-heews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. + +13:28 And he, as a w-wotten thing, c-consumeth, as a gawment that is ^w^ m-moth +e-eaten. + +14:1 Man that is bown of a woman is of f-few days and f-fuww of twoubwe. + +14:2 He cometh fowth w-wike a fwowew, and is cut down: he fweeth awso as +a shadow, and continyueth n-nyot. + +14:3 And doth t-thou open thinye eyes upon such an o-onye, and b-bwingest m-me +into j-judgment with thee? 14:4 Who c-can bwing a cwean t-thing out of an +uncwean? nyot onye. + +1-14:5 Seeing his days awe detewminyed, t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his months awe with +thee, t-thou hast appointed his bounds that he c-cannyot pass; 14:6 T-Tuwn +fwom him, that he may west, tiww he shaww accompwish, as an hiwewing, +his d-day. + +14:7 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hope of a twee, if it be cut down, that it wiww +s-spwout again, and that t-the tendew bwanch theweof wiww nyot cease. + +14:8 Though t-the woot theweof wax o-owd in t-the eawth, and t-the stock +theweof die in t-the g-gwound; 14:9 Y-Yet thwough t-the s-scent of w-watew it wiww +bud, and bwing fowth boughs w-wike a pwant. + +14:10 But man dieth, and wasteth (☆ω☆) a-away: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, man giveth up t-the g-ghost, +and whewe is o(>< )o h-he? 14:11 As t-the watews faiw fwom t-the sea, and t-the fwood +decayeth and dwieth up: 1-14:12 S-So man wieth down, and wiseth nyot: tiww +t-the h-heavens be nyo m-mowe, they shaww nyot awake, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be waised out of +theiw sweep. + +14:13 O-O that t-thou wouwdest hide m-me in t-the gwave, that t-thou wouwdest +keep m-me secwet, untiw thy wwath be past, that t-thou wouwdest appoint m-me +a s-set time, and (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew me! 14:14 If a man die, shaww he wive (/ =ω=)/ a-again? +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my appointed time wiww I wait, tiww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my change come. + +1-14:15 T-Thou shawt caww, and I wiww answew t-thee: t-thou wiwt have a d-desiwe +to t-the wowk of thinye hands. + +14:16 Fow nyow t-thou nyumbewest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps: d-dost t-thou nyot watch o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sin? 14:17 My twansgwession is seawed up in a bag, and t-thou sewest up +minye inyiquity. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And suwewy t-the mountains fawwing cometh to nyought, and t-the w-wock +is w-wemoved out of his pwace. + +1-14:19 The watews ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw t-the stonyes: t-thou (☆▽☆) *looks at you* w-washest away t-the things which +gwow out of t-the dust of t-the eawth; and t-thou destwoyest t-the hope of +m-man. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 T-Thou p-pwevaiwest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew against him, and he passeth: t-thou +changest his countenyance, and s-sendest him away. + +1-14:21 His sons come to honyouw, and he k-knyoweth it n-nyot; and they awe +b-bwought wow, but he pewceiveth it nyot of them. + +14:22 But his fwesh upon him shaww have p-pain, and his souw within him +shaww mouwn. + +15:1 T-Then answewed Ewiphaz t-the T-Temanyite, and said, ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Shouwd a wise +man uttew vain knyowwedge, and fiww his bewwy with t-the east wind? 1-15:3 +Shouwd he w-weason with unpwofitabwe tawk? ow with speeches whewewith he +c-can (^-^*)/ d-do nyo good? :3 1-15:4 Yea, t-thou c-castest off feaw, and westwainyest +pwayew befowe God. + +1-15:5 Fow thy mouth utteweth thinye inyiquity, and t-thou choosest t-the +tongue of t-the cwafty. + +15:6 T-Thinye own mouth condemnyeth thee, and nyot I-I: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, thinye own w-wips +t-testify against thee. + +15:7 Awt t-thou t-the fiwst man that w-was bown? ow wast t-thou m-made befowe +t-the hiwws? 15:8 Hast t-thou heawd t-the secwet of God? and d-dost t-thou +(^人^) w-westwain wisdom to t-thysewf? 15:9 What k-knyowest thou, that we knyow nyot? +what undewstandest thou, which is nyot in us? 15:10 With us awe both +t-the gwayheaded and vewy a-aged men, m-much ewdew than thy fathew. + +15:11 Awe t-the consowations of God smaww with thee? is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any secwet +t-thing with thee? 15:12 Why doth thinye heawt cawwy thee away? and what +(^-^*)/ d-do thy eyes wink at, 1-15:13 That t-thou t-tuwnyest thy spiwit against G-God, +and wettest such w-wowds go out of thy mouth? 15:14 What is ^.^ m-man, that +he shouwd be cwean? and he which is bown of a woman, that he shouwd be +w-wighteous? 15:15 Behowd, he putteth nyo t-twust in his s-saints; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the +h-heavens awe nyot cwean in his sight. + +15:16 How m-much mowe abominyabwe and fiwthy is ^.^ m-man, which dwinketh +i-inyiquity w-wike watew? 15:17 I wiww s-shew thee, h-heaw m-me; and that which +I have s-seen I wiww decwawe; 15:18 W-Which wise men have towd fwom theiw +fathews, and have nyot hid i-it: 1-15:19 Unto whom awonye t-the eawth w-was +given, and nyo stwangew passed among them. + +1-15:20 The wicked man t-twavaiweth with pain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days, and t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew +of yeaws is ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden to t-the oppwessow. + +15:21 A-A dweadfuw s-sound is in his eaws: in p-pwospewity t-the destwoyew +shaww come upon h-him. + +15:22 He b-bewieveth nyot that he shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn out of dawknyess, and he is +waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of t-the swowd. + +1-15:23 He (o^ ^o)/ *shuffles closer* w-wandeweth a-abwoad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwead, s-saying, Whewe is it? he k-knyoweth +that t-the day of dawknyess is weady a-at his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1-15:24 Twoubwe and a-anguish shaww make him afwaid; they shaww pwevaiw +against him, as a king weady to t-the battwe. + +15:25 Fow he stwetcheth out his hand against G-God, and s-stwengthenyeth +himsewf against t-the Awmighty. + +15:26 He w-wunnyeth upon him, even on his nyeck, upon t-the thick bosses of +his buckwews: 15:27 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he coveweth his f-face with his fatnyess, and +m-maketh c-cowwops of fat on his fwanks. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And he d-dwewweth in desowate cities, and in houses which nyo man +inhabiteth, which awe weady to become heaps. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 He shaww nyot be wich, nyeithew shaww his s-substance continyue, +nyeithew shaww he pwowong t-the pewfection theweof upon t-the eawth. + +15:30 He shaww nyot depawt out of dawknyess; t-the fwame shaww dwy up his +bwanches, and by t-the bweath of his mouth shaww he go away. + +15:31 Wet nyot him that is d-deceived t-twust in vanyity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vanyity shaww +be his wecompence. + +15:32 I-It shaww be (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished befowe his time, and his bwanch shaww +nyot be gween. + +1-15:33 He shaww s-shake off his unwipe gwape as t-the vinye, and shaww cast +off his fwowew as t-the o-owive. + +15:34 Fow t-the c-congwegation of hypocwites shaww be d-desowate, and fiwe +shaww consume t-the tabewnyacwes of bwibewy. + +1-15:35 They conceive m-mischief, and bwing fowth v-vanyity, and theiw bewwy +pwepaweth deceit. + +16:1 T-Then J-Job answewed and said, 16:2 I have heawd many such things: +misewabwe comfowtews awe ye aww. + +16:3 Shaww vain w-wowds have an end? ow what embowdenyeth thee that t-thou +answewest? 16:4 I awso couwd speak as ye do: if youw souw wewe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +souw's ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, I couwd heap up w-wowds against y-you, and s-shake minye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +a-at you. + +16:5 But I w-wouwd stwengthen you with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and t-the moving of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +w-wips shouwd asswage youw g-gwief. + +1-16:6 Though I speak, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwief is nyot asswaged: and t-though I fowbeaw, +what am I eased? 16:7 But nyow he hath m-made m-me w-weawy: t-thou hast m-made +desowate (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-company. + +16:8 And t-thou hast fiwwed m-me with w-wwinkwes, which is a witnyess against +me: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weannyess wising up in m-me beaweth witnyess to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. + +1-16:9 He teaweth m-me in his wwath, who hateth me: he gnyasheth upon m-me +with his teeth; minye enyemy shawpenyeth his eyes upon me. + +1-16:10 They have gaped upon m-me with theiw mouth; they have smitten m-me +upon t-the cheek wepwoachfuwwy; they have gathewed themsewves togethew +against me. + +16:11 God hath dewivewed m-me to t-the ungodwy, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed m-me o-ovew into +t-the h-hands of t-the wicked. + +1-16:12 I w-was a-at ease, but he hath bwoken m-me asundew: he hath awso taken +m-me by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyeck, and shaken m-me to p-pieces, and s-set m-me up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mawk. + +16:13 His awchews compass m-me (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, he cweaveth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins +⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, and doth nyot spawe; he pouweth out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww upon t-the gwound. + +1-16:14 He bweaketh m-me with bweach upon bweach, he w-wunnyeth upon m-me w-wike +a giant. + +xDD 1-16:15 I have sewed (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-skin, and defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (・_・ヾ h-hown in t-the +dust. + +16:16 My f-face is f-fouw with weeping, and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my eyewids is t-the shadow of +death; 1-16:17 Nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any (o-_-o) i-injustice in minye hands: awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew is +(o-_-o) p-puwe. + +1-16:18 O-O eawth, covew nyot t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwood, and wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy have nyo pwace. + +16:19 Awso n-nyow, b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyess is in heaven, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wecowd is on +high. + +16:20 My fwiends s-scown me: but minye eye pouweth out teaws u-unto God. + +16:21 O-O that onye m-might pwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man with G-God, as a man p-pweadeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +his nyeighbouw! 16:22 When a f-few yeaws awe come, t-then I shaww go t-the +w-way whence I shaww nyot wetuwn. + +17:1 My bweath is cowwupt, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days awe e-extinct, t-the gwaves awe weady +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +17:2 Awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot mockews with m-me? and doth nyot minye eye continyue in +theiw pwovocation? 17:3 Way down n-nyow, put m-me in a s-suwety with thee; +who is he that wiww stwike h-hands with m-me? 17:4 Fow t-thou hast hid +theiw heawt fwom ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: thewefowe shawt t-thou nyot e-exawt them. + +17:5 He that s-speaketh fwattewy to his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, even t-the eyes of his +chiwdwen shaww faiw. + +17:6 He hath m-made m-me awso a bywowd of t-the peopwe; and afowetime I w-was +as a ( ╥ω╥ ) *hugs tightly* t-tabwet. + +17:7 M-Minye eye awso is dim by w-weason of sowwow, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my membews awe +as a shadow. + +1-17:8 Upwight men shaww be astonyied a-at this, and t-the innyocent shaww +stiw up himsewf against t-the hypocwite. + +17:9 The wighteous awso shaww h-howd on his way, and he that hath cwean +h-hands shaww be stwongew and stwongew. + +17:10 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you a-aww, (^-^*)/ d-do ye wetuwn, and come nyow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I c-cannyot +f-find onye wise man among you. + +17:11 My days awe past, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my puwposes awe bwoken off, even t-the thoughts +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. + +17:12 They change t-the nyight into day: t-the wight is showt because of +dawknyess. + +17:13 If I wait, t-the gwave is minye house: I have m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed in t-the +dawknyess. + +17:14 I have said to cowwuption, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: to t-the wowm, T-Thou +awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And whewe is nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope? as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope, who shaww s-see it? +17:16 They shaww go down to t-the baws of t-the pit, when ouw w-west +togethew is in t-the dust. + +18:1 T-Then answewed B-Biwdad t-the Shuhite, and said, 18:2 How wong wiww it +be ewe ye make an end of wowds? m-mawk, and a-aftewwawds we wiww s-speak. + +18:3 Whewefowe awe we c-counted as beasts, and weputed viwe in youw +s-sight? 18:4 He teaweth himsewf in his angew: shaww t-the eawth be +fowsaken (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee? and shaww t-the w-wock be w-wemoved out of his pwace? +18:5 Yea, t-the wight of t-the wicked shaww be put (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the spawk of +his fiwe shaww nyot shinye. + +18:6 The wight shaww be dawk in his tabewnyacwe, and his c-candwe shaww +be put out with h-him. + +18:7 The steps of his stwength shaww be s-stwaitenyed, and his own +counsew shaww cast him down. + +18:8 Fow he is cast into a nyet by his own feet, and he w-wawketh upon a +snyawe. + +18:9 The gin shaww o(>ω<)o t-take him by t-the heew, and t-the wobbew shaww pwevaiw +against h-him. + +18:10 The snyawe is w-waid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in t-the g-gwound, and a twap (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in +t-the way. + +1-18:11 T-Tewwows shaww make him afwaid on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, and shaww dwive him +to his feet. + +18:12 His stwength shaww be UwU *cuddles you* h-hungewbitten, and destwuction shaww be +weady a-at his side. + +18:13 I-It shaww devouw t-the stwength of his skin: even t-the fiwstbown of +death shaww devouw his s-stwength. + +18:14 His confidence shaww be (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted out of his tabewnyacwe, and it +shaww bwing him to t-the king of tewwows. + +18:15 I-It shaww dweww in his tabewnyacwe, because it is nyonye of his: +(っ˘ω˘ς ) b-bwimstonye shaww be scattewed upon his h-habitation. + +18:16 His woots shaww be dwied up benyeath, and a-above shaww his bwanch +be cut off. + +18:17 His w-wemembwance shaww pewish fwom t-the eawth, and he shaww have +nyo nyame in t-the stweet. + +18:18 He shaww be dwiven fwom wight into dawknyess, and chased out of +t-the wowwd. + +18:19 He shaww nyeithew have son (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyephew among his p-peopwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any +wemainying in his dwewwings. + +18:20 They that come aftew him shaww be astonyied a-at his day, as they +that went befowe wewe a-affwighted. + +1-18:21 S-Suwewy such awe t-the dwewwings of t-the w-wicked, and this is t-the +pwace of him that k-knyoweth nyot God. + +19:1 T-Then J-Job answewed and said, 19:2 How wong wiww ye v-vex o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, +and bweak m-me in pieces with wowds? 19:3 These t-ten times have ye +wepwoached me: ye awe nyot a-ashamed that ye make youwsewves s-stwange to +me. + +19:4 And be it indeed that I have ewwed, minye ewwow wemainyeth with +mysewf. + +19:5 If indeed ye wiww magnyify youwsewves against me, and pwead +against m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach: 1-19:6 K-Knyow nyow that God hath ovewthwown me, and +hath compassed m-me with his nyet. + +19:7 Behowd, I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out of wwong, but I am nyot heawd: I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy a-awoud, but +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo judgment. + +19:8 He hath f-fenced up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way that I c-cannyot pass, and he hath s-set +dawknyess in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my paths. + +19:9 He hath (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped m-me of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy, and taken t-the cwown fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +head. + +19:10 He hath destwoyed m-me on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, and I am gonye: and minye hope +hath he w-wemoved w-wike a t-twee. + +1-19:11 He hath awso kindwed his wwath against me, and he c-counteth m-me +u-unto him as onye of his enyemies. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 His twoops come togethew, and w-waise up theiw w-way against me, and +e-encamp (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe. + +19:13 He hath put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen faw fwom me, and minye acquaintance awe +vewiwy estwanged fwom me. + +19:14 My kinsfowk have faiwed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my famiwiaw fwiends have fowgotten +me. + +19:15 They that dweww in minye h-house, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my maids, count m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +stwangew: I am an awien in theiw sight. + +19:16 I cawwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, and he gave m-me nyo answew; I intweated him +with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +19:17 My bweath is s-stwange to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife, t-though I intweated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +c-chiwdwen's sake of minye own body. + +19:18 Yea, young chiwdwen (>_<) d-despised m-me; I a-awose, and they spake against +me. + +19:19 Aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my inwawd fwiends a-abhowwed me: and they whom I woved awe +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed against me. + +19:20 My bonye cweaveth to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my skin and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, and I am escaped +with t-the skin of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teeth. + +19:21 H-Have p-pity upon me, have p-pity upon me, O-O ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwiends; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +hand of God hath touched me. + +1-19:22 Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye pewsecute m-me as G-God, and awe nyot satisfied with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +f-fwesh? 19:23 O-Oh that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds wewe nyow w-wwitten! oh that they wewe +pwinted in a book! 19:24 That they wewe gwaven with an (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon pen and +wead in t-the w-wock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew! 19:25 Fow I knyow that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (o^▽^o) w-wedeemew w-wiveth, +and that he shaww stand a-at t-the wattew day upon t-the eawth: 19:26 And +t-though aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my skin wowms d-destwoy this b-body, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh shaww I +s-see G-God: 19:27 Whom I shaww s-see (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf, and minye eyes shaww +b-behowd, and nyot anyothew; t-though o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins be consumed within me. + +19:28 But ye shouwd say, Why pewsecute we him, seeing t-the woot of t-the +mattew is f-found in m-me? 19:29 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye afwaid of t-the (--_--) s-swowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wwath +bwingeth t-the punyishments of t-the swowd, that ye may knyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a +judgment. + +20:1 T-Then answewed Zophaw t-the N-Nyaamathite, and said, ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 Thewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thoughts c-cause m-me to a-answew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this I make haste. + +20:3 I have heawd t-the check of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach, and t-the spiwit of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +undewstanding causeth m-me to answew. + +20:4 Knyowest t-thou nyot this of o-owd, since man w-was pwaced upon eawth, +20:5 That t-the (＾• ω •＾) t-twiumphing of t-the wicked is s-showt, and t-the joy of t-the +hypocwite but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a m-moment? 20:6 Though his excewwency mount up to +t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head w-weach u-unto t-the cwouds; (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Y-Yet he shaww +pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew w-wike his own dung: they which have s-seen him shaww say, +Whewe is o(>< )o h-he? 20:8 He shaww fwy away as a dweam, and shaww nyot be +f-found: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he shaww be chased away as a vision of t-the nyight. + +20:9 The eye awso which saw him shaww s-see him nyo mowe; nyeithew shaww +his pwace any mowe (x_x)V b-behowd h-him. + +20:10 His chiwdwen shaww seek to pwease t-the poow, and his h-hands shaww +westowe theiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. + +2-20:11 His bonyes awe f-fuww of t-the sin of his youth, which shaww w-wie down +with him in t-the dust. + +2-20:12 Though w-wickednyess be sweet in his mouth, t-though he hide it undew +his tongue; 2-20:13 Though he spawe it, and fowsake it n-nyot; but keep it +stiww within his m-mouth: 2-20:14 Y-Yet his meat in his b-bowews is tuwnyed, it +is t-the (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww of asps within h-him. + +2-20:15 He hath swawwowed down wiches, and he shaww vomit t-them up ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: +God shaww cast t-them out of his b-bewwy. + +20:16 He shaww suck t-the poison of asps: t-the v-vipew's tongue shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway +h-him. + +2-20:17 He shaww nyot s-see t-the wivews, t-the f-fwoods, t-the bwooks of honyey and +buttew. + +20:18 That which he wabouwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow shaww he w-westowe, and shaww nyot +swawwow it down: a-accowding to his s-substance shaww t-the westitution be, +and he shaww nyot wejoice thewein. + +2-20:19 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath oppwessed and hath fowsaken t-the poow; because he +hath viowentwy taken away an house which he buiwded n-nyot; 20:20 S-Suwewy +he shaww nyot feew quietnyess in his b-bewwy, he shaww nyot s-save of that +which he desiwed. + +20:21 Thewe shaww nyonye of his meat be weft; thewefowe shaww nyo man +wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. + +2-20:22 In t-the fuwnyess of his sufficiency he shaww be in stwaits: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +hand of t-the wicked shaww come upon h-him. + +20:23 When he is about to fiww his b-bewwy, God shaww cast t-the fuwy of +his wwath upon him, and shaww wain it upon him whiwe he is e-eating. + +20:24 He shaww fwee fwom t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon weapon, and t-the bow of steew shaww +stwike him thwough. + +20:25 I-It is dwawn, and cometh out of t-the body; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the (*・ω・)ﾉ g-gwittewing +s-swowd cometh out of his gaww: tewwows awe upon h-him. + +20:26 Aww dawknyess shaww be hid in his secwet pwaces: a fiwe nyot bwown +shaww consume h-him; it shaww go iww with him that is weft in his +tabewnyacwe. + +2-20:27 The heaven shaww weveaw his inyiquity; and t-the eawth shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise +up against h-him. + +20:28 The incwease of his house shaww depawt, and his goods shaww fwow +away in t-the day of his wwath. + +20:29 This is t-the powtion of a wicked man fwom G-God, and t-the hewitage +appointed u-unto him by God. + +21:1 But J-Job answewed and said, 21:2 Heaw diwigentwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-speech, and +wet this be youw consowations. + +21:3 Suffew m-me that I may s-speak; and aftew that I have spoken, mock +o-on. + +21:4 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint to man? and if it wewe so, why shouwd +nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit be twoubwed? 21:5 Mawk me, and be astonyished, and way +youw hand upon youw mouth. + +2-21:6 Even when I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew I am afwaid, and twembwing taketh h-howd on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +;;w;; f-fwesh. + +21:7 Whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do t-the wicked wive, become o-owd, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, awe mighty in +p-powew? 21:8 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw seed is estabwished in theiw sight with t-them, and +theiw o-offspwing befowe theiw eyes. + +21:9 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw houses awe safe fwom feaw, nyeithew is t-the wod of God upon +them. + +21:10 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw buww gendeweth, and faiweth n-nyot; theiw cow c-cawveth, and +casteth nyot hew c-cawf. + +21:11 They send fowth theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes w-wike a f-fwock, and theiw +chiwdwen dance. + +21:12 They o(>ω<)o t-take t-the timbwew and h-hawp, and wejoice a-at t-the s-sound of t-the +owgan. + +2-21:13 They s-spend theiw days in weawth, and in a moment go down to t-the +gwave. + +21:14 Thewefowe they say u-unto G-God, Depawt fwom us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we d-desiwe nyot +t-the k-knyowwedge of thy w-ways. + +2-21:15 What is t-the Awmighty, that we shouwd sewve h-him? and what pwofit +shouwd we have, if we p-pway u-unto h-him? 21:16 Wo, theiw g-good is nyot in +theiw hand: t-the counsew of t-the wicked is faw fwom me. + +21:17 How oft is t-the c-candwe of t-the wicked put out! and how oft cometh +theiw destwuction upon t-them! God (*≧ω≦*) d-distwibuteth sowwows in his angew. + +2-21:18 They awe as s-stubbwe befowe t-the wind, and as chaff that t-the stowm +c-cawwieth away. + +2-21:19 God wayeth up his i-inyiquity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his chiwdwen: he wewawdeth him, +and he shaww knyow it. + +21:20 His eyes shaww s-see his destwuction, and he shaww dwink of t-the +wwath of t-the Awmighty. + +21:21 Fow what pweasuwe hath he in his house aftew him, when t-the +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his months is cut off in t-the midst? 2-21:22 Shaww any t-teach +God k-knyowwedge? seeing he j-judgeth those that awe high. + +21:23 Onye dieth in his f-fuww stwength, being whowwy a-at ease and q-quiet. + +21:24 His b-bweasts awe f-fuww of miwk, and his bonyes awe moistenyed with +mawwow. + +21:25 And anyothew dieth in t-the bittewnyess of his s-souw, and nyevew +eateth with pweasuwe. + +21:26 They shaww w-wie down a-awike in t-the dust, and t-the wowms shaww covew +them. + +21:27 Behowd, I knyow youw thoughts, and t-the devices which ye +wwongfuwwy imaginye against me. + +21:28 Fow ye say, Whewe is t-the house of t-the p-pwince? and whewe awe t-the +dwewwing pwaces of t-the wicked? 21:29 H-Have ye nyot asked t-them that go +by t-the way? and (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot knyow theiw tokens, 2-21:30 That t-the wicked is +wesewved to t-the day of destwuction? they shaww be b-bwought fowth to t-the +day of wwath. + +21:31 Who shaww decwawe his w-way to his face? and who shaww wepay him +what he hath donye? 21:32 Y-Yet shaww he be b-bwought to t-the gwave, and +shaww wemain in t-the tomb. + +21:33 The cwods of t-the vawwey shaww be sweet u-unto him, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +shaww d-dwaw aftew him, as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe innyumewabwe befowe h-him. + +21:34 How t-then comfowt ye m-me in vain, seeing in youw answews (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wemainyeth fawsehood? 22:1 T-Then Ewiphaz t-the Temanyite answewed and +said, 2-22:2 Can a man be pwofitabwe u-unto G-God, as he that is wise may be +pwofitabwe u-unto himsewf? (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 Is it any pweasuwe to t-the Awmighty, +that t-thou awt w-wighteous? ow is it gain to him, that t-thou makest thy +ways pewfect? 22:4 W-Wiww he wepwove thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of thee? wiww he +entew with thee into judgment? 2-22:5 Is nyot thy w-wickednyess gweat? and +thinye inyiquities infinyite? 22:6 Fow t-thou hast taken a p-pwedge fwom thy +b-bwothew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought, and (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped t-the nyaked of theiw cwothing. + +22:7 T-Thou hast nyot given w-watew to t-the weawy to dwink, and t-thou hast +withhowden bwead fwom t-the hungwy. + +22:8 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mighty ^.^ m-man, he h-had t-the eawth; and t-the honyouwabwe +man d-dwewt in it. + +22:9 T-Thou hast sent widows away e-empty, and t-the awms of t-the fathewwess +have b-been bwoken. + +22:10 Thewefowe snyawes awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee, and s-sudden f-feaw t-twoubweth +thee; 22:11 Ow dawknyess, that t-thou c-canst nyot see; and a-abundance of +watews covew thee. + +22:12 Is nyot God in t-the height of h-heaven? and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the height of t-the +s-staws, how high they awe! 22:13 And t-thou sayest, How doth God k-knyow? +c-can he j-judge thwough t-the dawk cwoud? 22:14 Thick cwouds awe a +covewing to him, that he seeth n-nyot; and he w-wawketh in t-the c-ciwcuit of +heaven. + +22:15 Hast t-thou mawked t-the o-owd w-way which wicked men have t-twodden? +22:16 W-Which wewe cut down out of time, whose f-foundation w-was ovewfwown +with a f-fwood: (^人^) 2-22:17 W-Which said u-unto G-God, Depawt fwom us: and what c-can +t-the Awmighty (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them? 22:18 Y-Yet he fiwwed theiw houses with g-good +things: but t-the counsew of t-the wicked is faw fwom me. + +22:19 The wighteous s-see it, and awe gwad: and t-the innyocent waugh t-them +to s-scown. + +22:20 Wheweas ouw s-substance is nyot cut down, but t-the wemnyant of t-them +t-the fiwe consumeth. + +22:21 A-Acquaint nyow t-thysewf with him, and be a-at peace: theweby g-good +shaww come u-unto thee. + +2-22:22 Weceive, I p-pway thee, t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw fwom his mouth, and way up his +w-wowds in thinye heawt. + +22:23 If t-thou (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the Awmighty, t-thou shawt be b-buiwt up, t-thou +shawt put away i-inyiquity faw fwom thy tabewnyacwes. + +22:24 T-Then shawt t-thou way up gowd as dust, and t-the gowd of Ophiw as +t-the s-stonyes of t-the bwooks. + +22:25 Yea, t-the Awmighty shaww be thy defence, and t-thou shawt have +pwenty of siwvew. + +22:26 Fow t-then shawt t-thou have thy dewight in t-the Awmighty, and shawt +wift up thy f-face u-unto God. + +22:27 T-Thou shawt make thy pwayew u-unto him, and he shaww h-heaw thee, and +t-thou shawt pay thy vows. + +22:28 T-Thou shawt awso decwee a thing, and it shaww be estabwished u-unto +t-thee: and t-the wight shaww (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon thy w-ways. + +22:29 When men awe cast down, t-then t-thou shawt say, Thewe is wifting +up; and he shaww s-save t-the humbwe pewson. + +22:30 He shaww d-dewivew t-the i-iswand of t-the innyocent: and it is dewivewed +by t-the puwenyess of thinye hands. + +23:1 T-Then J-Job answewed and said, 23:2 Even to day is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint +bittew: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwoke is heaview than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwoanying. + +23:3 O-Oh that I knyew whewe I m-might f-find him! that I m-might come even to +his o(>< )o *sweats* s-seat! 23:4 I w-wouwd owdew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-cause befowe him, and fiww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth +with awguments. + +23:5 I w-wouwd knyow t-the w-wowds which he w-wouwd answew me, and undewstand +what he w-wouwd say u-unto me. + +23:6 W-Wiww he pwead against m-me with his gweat p-powew? Nyo; but he w-wouwd +put stwength in me. + +2-23:7 Thewe t-the wighteous m-might dispute with h-him; so shouwd I be +dewivewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judge. + +2-23:8 Behowd, I go fowwawd, but he is nyot thewe; and backwawd, but I +c-cannyot pewceive him: 23:9 On t-the weft hand, whewe he doth wowk, but I +c-cannyot (x_x)V b-behowd him: he h-hideth himsewf on t-the wight hand, that I c-cannyot +s-see him: 23:10 But he k-knyoweth t-the w-way that I t-take: when he hath twied +me, I shaww come fowth as gowd. + +23:11 My foot hath hewd his steps, his w-way have I kept, and nyot +decwinyed. + +23:12 N-Nyeithew have I gonye back fwom t-the commandment of his wips; I +have esteemed t-the w-wowds of his mouth mowe than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyecessawy food. + +2-23:13 But he is in onye mind, and who c-can tuwn h-him? and what his souw +desiweth, even that he doeth. + +23:14 Fow he p-pewfowmeth t-the t-thing that is appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: and many +such things awe with h-him. + +23:15 Thewefowe am I twoubwed a-at his pwesence: when I considew, I am +afwaid of h-him. + +23:16 Fow God m-maketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt soft, and t-the Awmighty t-twoubweth me: +23:17 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I w-was nyot cut off befowe t-the dawknyess, nyeithew hath he +covewed t-the dawknyess fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. + +2-24:1 Why, seeing times awe nyot ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden fwom t-the Awmighty, (^-^*)/ d-do they that +knyow him nyot s-see his days? 24:2 Some w-wemove t-the wandmawks; they +viowentwy o(>ω<)o t-take away >w< f-fwocks, and feed t-theweof. + +24:3 They dwive away t-the a-ass of t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, they o(>ω<)o t-take t-the w-widow's +(=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwedge. + +2-24:4 They tuwn t-the nyeedy out of t-the w-way: t-the poow of t-the eawth hide +themsewves togethew. + +24:5 Behowd, as wiwd asses in t-the desewt, go they fowth to theiw wowk; +wising betimes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey: t-the wiwdewnyess yiewdeth food (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw chiwdwen. + +24:6 They w-weap {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his cown in t-the fiewd: and they gathew t-the +vintage of t-the wicked. + +24:7 They c-cause t-the nyaked to wodge without cwothing, that they have nyo +covewing in t-the cowd. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 They awe wet with t-the showews of t-the mountains, and embwace t-the +w-wock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of a shewtew. + +24:9 They pwuck t-the fathewwess fwom t-the bweast, and o(>ω<)o t-take a p-pwedge of +t-the poow. + +24:10 They c-cause him to go nyaked without cwothing, and they o(>ω<)o t-take away +t-the sheaf fwom t-the hungwy; 24:11 W-Which make oiw within theiw (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, +and twead theiw winyepwesses, and s-suffew t-thiwst. + +24:12 Men gwoan fwom out of t-the city, and t-the souw of t-the w-wounded +cwieth out: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet God wayeth nyot fowwy to them. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 They awe of those that webew against t-the wight; they knyow nyot +t-the ways t-theweof, (=`ω´=) n-nyow abide in t-the paths t-theweof. + +24:14 The >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew wising with t-the wight kiwweth t-the poow and nyeedy, +and in t-the nyight is as a t-thief. + +24:15 The eye awso of t-the aduwtewew waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twiwight, s-saying, +N-Nyo eye shaww s-see me: and disguiseth his (￣ω￣) f-face. + +24:16 In t-the dawk they dig thwough houses, which they h-had mawked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +themsewves in t-the daytime: they knyow nyot t-the wight. + +24:17 Fow t-the mownying is to t-them even as t-the shadow of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: if onye +knyow t-them, they awe in t-the tewwows of t-the shadow of death. + +24:18 He is swift as t-the watews; theiw powtion is cuwsed in t-the eawth: +he behowdeth nyot t-the w-way of t-the vinyeyawds. + +24:19 Dwought and heat consume t-the s-snyow watews: so doth t-the gwave +those which have ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. + +24:20 The womb shaww fowget h-him; t-the wowm shaww feed sweetwy on h-him; +he shaww be nyo mowe w-wemembewed; and w-wickednyess shaww be bwoken as a +t-twee. + +24:21 He eviw entweateth t-the b-bawwen that beaweth nyot: and doeth nyot +g-good to t-the widow. + +2-24:22 He dwaweth awso t-the mighty with his powew: he wiseth up, and nyo +man is suwe of wife. + +24:23 Though it be given him to be in s-safety, wheweon he westeth; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +his eyes awe upon theiw w-ways. + +24:24 They awe exawted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, but awe gonye and b-bwought +w-wow; they awe taken out of t-the w-way as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew, and cut off as t-the +tops of t-the eaws of cown. + +24:25 And if it be nyot so n-nyow, who wiww make m-me a wiaw, and make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +speech nyothing w-wowth? 2-25:1 T-Then answewed B-Biwdad t-the Shuhite, and +said, 25:2 Dominyion and f-feaw awe with him, he m-maketh peace in his high +pwaces. + +25:3 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his awmies? and upon whom doth nyot his +wight awise? 25:4 How t-then c-can man be j-justified with God? ow how c-can +he be cwean that is bown of a woman? 25:5 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd even to t-the moon, +and it shinyeth n-nyot; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the staws awe nyot puwe in his sight. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 How m-much w-wess ^.^ m-man, that is a wowm? and t-the son of ^.^ m-man, which is a +wowm? 26:1 But J-Job answewed and said, 26:2 How hast t-thou hewped him +that is without p-powew? how s-savest t-thou t-the a-awm that hath nyo (☆ω☆) s-stwength? +26:3 How hast t-thou counsewwed him that hath nyo wisdom? and how hast +t-thou pwentifuwwy d-decwawed t-the t-thing as it is? (*^.^*) 2-26:4 To whom hast t-thou +uttewed wowds? and whose spiwit came fwom thee? 26:5 D-Dead things awe +|･ω･) f-fowmed fwom undew t-the w-watews, and t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof. + +26:6 Heww is nyaked befowe him, and destwuction hath nyo covewing. + +26:7 He stwetcheth out t-the nyowth o-ovew t-the empty pwace, and h-hangeth t-the +eawth upon nyothing. + +26:8 He bindeth up t-the watews in his thick cwouds; and t-the cwoud is +nyot went undew them. + +26:9 He h-howdeth back t-the f-face of his t-thwonye, and spweadeth his cwoud +upon it. + +26:10 He hath compassed t-the watews with bounds, untiw t-the day and +nyight come to an end. + +2-26:11 The piwwaws of heaven t-twembwe and awe astonyished a-at his wepwoof. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 He divideth t-the sea with his p-powew, and by his undewstanding he +smiteth thwough t-the pwoud. + +26:13 By his spiwit he hath gawnyished t-the heavens; his hand hath +|･ω･) f-fowmed t-the cwooked sewpent. + +26:14 Wo, these awe pawts of his ways: but how ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe a powtion is +heawd of h-him? but t-the thundew of his p-powew who c-can u-undewstand? 2-27:1 +Moweovew J-Job continyued his pawabwe, and said, 27:2 As God w-wiveth, who +hath taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgment; and t-the Awmighty, who hath vexed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; +27:3 Aww t-the whiwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bweath is in me, and t-the spiwit of God is in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +n-nyostwiws; 27:4 My w-wips shaww nyot speak wickednyess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue uttew +deceit. + +27:5 God fowbid that I shouwd justify you: tiww I die I wiww nyot +w-wemove minye :33 i-integwity fwom me. + +2-27:6 My wighteousnyess I h-howd fast, and wiww nyot wet it go: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt +shaww nyot wepwoach m-me so wong as I w-wive. + +2-27:7 Wet minye enyemy be as t-the w-wicked, and he that wiseth up against m-me +as t-the unwighteous. + +27:8 Fow what is t-the hope of t-the hypocwite, t-though he hath gainyed, +when God taketh away his souw? 27:9 W-Wiww God h-heaw his (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy when +twoubwe cometh upon h-him? 27:10 W-Wiww he dewight himsewf in t-the +Awmighty? wiww he awways caww upon God? 27:11 I wiww t-teach you by t-the +hand of G-God: that which is with t-the Awmighty wiww I nyot conceaw. + +2-27:12 Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye youwsewves have s-seen it; why t-then awe ye thus +awtogethew vain? 27:13 This is t-the powtion of a wicked man with G-God, +and t-the hewitage of o-oppwessows, which they shaww weceive of t-the +Awmighty. + +2-27:14 If his chiwdwen be m-muwtipwied, it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (--_--) s-swowd: and his +o-offspwing shaww nyot be satisfied with bwead. + +27:15 Those that wemain of him shaww be buwied in (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: and his +widows shaww nyot w-weep. + +27:16 Though he heap up s-siwvew as t-the dust, and p-pwepawe waiment as t-the +cway; 27:17 He may p-pwepawe it, but t-the just shaww put it o-on, and t-the +innyocent shaww divide t-the siwvew. + +27:18 He buiwdeth his house as a moth, and as a booth that t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew +maketh. + +2-27:19 The wich man shaww w-wie down, but he shaww nyot be gathewed: he +openyeth his eyes, and he is n-nyot. + +2-27:20 T-Tewwows o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd on him as w-watews, a t-tempest steaweth him away +in t-the nyight. + +27:21 The east wind c-cawwieth him away, and he depawteth: and as a +stowm huwweth him out of his pwace. + +2-27:22 Fow God shaww cast upon him, and nyot spawe: he w-wouwd fain fwee +out of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +27:23 Men shaww cwap theiw h-hands a-at him, and shaww h-hiss him out of his +pwace. + +2-28:1 S-Suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a vein (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-siwvew, and a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd whewe +they finye it. + +2-28:2 >_< I-Iwon is taken out of t-the eawth, and bwass is mowten out of t-the +stonye. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 He setteth an end to dawknyess, and seawcheth out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pewfection: +t-the s-stonyes of dawknyess, and t-the shadow of death. + +^-^ 2-28:4 The fwood bweaketh out fwom t-the inhabitant; even t-the watews +fowgotten of t-the foot: they awe dwied up, they awe gonye away fwom m-men. + +2-28:5 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eawth, out of it cometh bwead: and undew it is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +up as it wewe fiwe. + +28:6 The s-stonyes of it awe t-the pwace of sapphiwes: and it hath dust of +gowd. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 Thewe is a ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path which nyo foww knyoweth, and which t-the v-vuwtuwe's +eye hath nyot seen: (;;;*_*) 2-28:8 The wion's whewps have nyot twodden it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the +fiewce w-wion passed by it. + +28:9 He putteth fowth his hand upon t-the wock; he ovewtuwnyeth t-the +mountains by t-the woots. + +28:10 He cutteth out (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews among t-the w-wocks; and his eye seeth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious thing. + +28:11 He bindeth t-the fwoods fwom ovewfwowing; and t-the t-thing that is +hid bwingeth he fowth to wight. + +2-28:12 But whewe shaww wisdom be found? and whewe is t-the pwace of +u-undewstanding? (＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 Man k-knyoweth nyot t-the p-pwice t-theweof; nyeithew is it +f-found in t-the wand of t-the wiving. + +28:14 The depth saith, I-It is nyot in me: and t-the sea saith, I-It is nyot +with me. + +2-28:15 I-It c-cannyot be gotten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd, nyeithew shaww s-siwvew be weighed +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwice t-theweof. + +28:16 I-It c-cannyot be vawued with t-the gowd of Ophiw, with t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious +onyx, ow t-the sapphiwe. + +28:17 The gowd and t-the cwystaw c-cannyot (*´▽`*) e-equaw i-it: and t-the exchange of it +shaww nyot be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow jewews of finye gowd. + +28:18 N-Nyo mention shaww be m-made of c-cowaw, ow of p-peawws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwice +of wisdom is a-above wubies. + +28:19 The topaz of E-Ethiopia shaww nyot (*´▽`*) e-equaw it, nyeithew shaww it be +vawued with puwe gowd. + +28:20 Whence t-then cometh wisdom? and whewe is t-the pwace of +u-undewstanding? 2-28:21 Seeing it is hid fwom t-the eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wiving, +and kept cwose fwom t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw. + +2-28:22 D-Destwuction and death say, We have heawd t-the f-fame theweof with +ouw eaws. + +28:23 God undewstandeth t-the w-way t-theweof, and he k-knyoweth t-the pwace +t-theweof. + +28:24 Fow he wooketh to t-the ends of t-the eawth, and seeth undew t-the +w-whowe heaven; 28:25 To make t-the w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the winds; and he w-weigheth +t-the watews by measuwe. + +28:26 When he m-made a decwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wain, and a w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wightnying +of t-the t-thundew: 28:27 T-Then did he s-see it, and decwawe it; he pwepawed +it, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and seawched it ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +28:28 And u-unto man he said, Behowd, t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD, that is +wisdom; and to depawt fwom eviw is undewstanding. + +2-29:1 Moweovew J-Job continyued his pawabwe, and said, 29:2 O-Oh that I wewe +as in months past, as in t-the days when God pwesewved m-me; 29:3 When his +c-candwe shinyed upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head, and when by his wight I wawked thwough +dawknyess; (*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 As I w-was in t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth, when t-the secwet of +God w-was upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe; 29:5 When t-the Awmighty w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet with me, +when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen wewe about m-me; 2-29:6 When I washed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps with +b-buttew, and t-the w-wock pouwed m-me out (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of oiw; 29:7 When I went out +to t-the gate thwough t-the city, when I pwepawed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my seat in t-the stweet! +29:8 The young men saw me, and hid themsewves: and t-the a-aged a-awose, and +s-stood (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +29:9 The pwinces wefwainyed tawking, and w-waid theiw hand on theiw +mouth. + +29:10 The nyobwes hewd theiw p-peace, and theiw tongue cweaved to t-the +woof of theiw mouth. + +29:11 When t-the eaw heawd me, t-then it bwessed m-me; and when t-the eye saw +me, it gave witnyess to me: 29:12 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I dewivewed t-the poow that +cwied, and t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and him that h-had nyonye to hewp h-him. + +29:13 The bwessing of him that w-was weady to pewish came upon me: and I +caused t-the w-widow's heawt to sing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-joy. + +2-29:14 I put on wighteousnyess, and it cwothed me: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment w-was as a +w-wobe and a diadem. + +OwO 2-29:15 I w-was eyes to t-the bwind, and feet w-was I to t-the wame. + +29:16 I w-was a o(>ω<)o f-fathew to t-the poow: and t-the c-cause which I knyew nyot I +seawched ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +29:17 And I bwake t-the jaws of t-the w-wicked, and p-pwucked t-the spoiw out of +his teeth. + +29:18 T-Then I said, I shaww die in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyest, and I shaww m-muwtipwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +days as t-the sand. + +2-29:19 My woot w-was spwead out by t-the w-watews, and t-the dew way (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight +upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwanch. + +29:20 My gwowy w-was fwesh in me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bow w-was wenyewed in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +29:21 Unto m-me men gave eaw, and waited, and kept siwence a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +counsew. + +2-29:22 Aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds they spake nyot a-again; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech dwopped upon +them. + +29:23 And they waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wain; and they openyed theiw +mouth wide as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wattew wain. + +29:24 If I w-waughed on t-them, they bewieved it n-nyot; and t-the wight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +c-countenyance they cast nyot down. + +29:25 I chose out theiw way, and sat chief, and d-dwewt as a king in t-the +awmy, as onye that comfowteth t-the mouwnyews. + +30:1 But nyow they that awe youngew than I have m-me in dewision, whose +f-fathews I w-wouwd have disdainyed to have s-set with t-the dogs of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock. + +30:2 Yea, w-wheweto m-might t-the stwength of theiw h-hands pwofit me, in whom +o-owd age w-was pewished? 30:3 Fow want and faminye they wewe sowitawy; +fweeing into t-the wiwdewnyess in f-fowmew time desowate and waste. + +30:4 Who cut up mawwows by t-the bushes, and junyipew woots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +meat. + +3-30:5 They wewe dwiven fowth fwom among men, (they cwied aftew t-them as +aftew a thief;) 30:6 To dweww in t-the cwiffs of t-the vawweys, in caves +of t-the eawth, and in t-the w-wocks. + +30:7 Among t-the b-bushes they bwayed; undew t-the n-nyettwes they wewe +gathewed togethew. + +30:8 They wewe chiwdwen of f-foows, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, chiwdwen of base m-men: they wewe +:3 v-viwew than t-the eawth. + +(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 And nyow am I theiw song, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I am theiw b-bywowd. + +30:10 They abhow me, they fwee faw fwom me, and spawe nyot to spit in +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. + +3-30:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath w-woosed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cowd, and affwicted me, they have awso +wet woose t-the bwidwe befowe me. + +30:12 Upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand (☆ω☆) w-wise t-the youth; they push away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, and +they w-waise up against m-me t-the ways of theiw destwuction. + +30:13 They maw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my path, they s-set fowwawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (♡°▽°♡) c-cawamity, they have nyo +hewpew. + +30:14 They came upon m-me as a wide bweaking in of watews: in t-the +desowation they wowwed themsewves upon me. + +30:15 T-Tewwows awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed upon me: they puwsue o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw as t-the wind: and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wewfawe passeth away as a cwoud. + +30:16 And nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is pouwed out upon m-me; t-the days of affwiction +have taken h-howd upon me. + +30:17 My bonyes awe piewced in m-me in t-the nyight season: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sinyews +o(>ω<)o t-take nyo w-west. + +30:18 By t-the gweat fowce of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-disease is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawment changed: it +bindeth m-me about as t-the cowwaw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my coat. + +3-30:19 He hath cast m-me into t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-miwe, and I am become w-wike dust and +ashes. + +30:20 I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee, and t-thou d-dost nyot h-heaw me: I stand up, and t-thou +wegawdest m-me n-nyot. + +30:21 T-Thou awt become cwuew to me: with thy stwong hand t-thou opposest +t-thysewf against me. + +30:22 T-Thou wiftest m-me up to t-the wind; t-thou causest m-me to wide upon it, +and d-dissowvest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my substance. + +3-30:23 Fow I knyow that t-thou wiwt bwing m-me to d-death, and to t-the house +appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wiving. + +30:24 Howbeit he wiww nyot s-stwetch out his hand to t-the gwave, t-though +they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in his destwuction. + +30:25 Did nyot I weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that w-was in t-twoubwe? w-was nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw +g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the poow? 30:26 When I wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, t-then eviw came +u-unto me: and when I waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wight, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came dawknyess. + +3-30:27 My b-bowews boiwed, and wested nyot: t-the days of affwiction +pwevented me. + +3-30:28 I went mouwnying without t-the sun: I s-stood up, and I cwied in t-the +c-congwegation. + +30:29 I am a b-bwothew to dwagons, and a companyion to owws. + +3-30:30 My skin is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack upon me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes awe buwnyed with (/ =ω=)/ h-heat. + +3-30:31 My hawp awso is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to mouwnying, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my owgan into t-the voice +of t-them that w-weep. + +31:1 I m-made a c-covenyant with minye e-eyes; why t-then shouwd I think upon a +maid? 3-31:2 Fow what powtion of God is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe fwom a-above? and what +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the Awmighty fwom on high? 31:3 Is nyot destwuction to +t-the wicked? and a s-stwange punyishment to t-the wowkews of inyiquity? 3-31:4 +Doth nyot he s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and count (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps? 31:5 If I have +wawked with v-vanyity, ow if o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foot hath hasted to d-deceit; 31:6 Wet m-me +be weighed in an even bawance that God may knyow minye integwity. + +31:7 If o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my step hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed out of t-the way, and minye heawt wawked +aftew minye eyes, and if any bwot hath cweaved to minye hands; 31:8 T-Then +wet m-me ( ~*-*)~ s-sow, and wet anyothew eat; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o-offspwing be (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +31:9 If minye heawt have b-been d-deceived by a woman, ow if I have w-waid +wait a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyeighbouw's d-doow; 31:10 T-Then wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife gwind u-unto +anyothew, and wet othews bow down upon hew. + +31:11 Fow this is an heinyous cwime; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, it is an i-inyiquity to be +punyished by t-the judges. + +31:12 Fow it is a fiwe that consumeth to destwuction, and w-wouwd woot +out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye i-incwease. + +(^ω~) 3-31:13 If I did despise t-the c-cause of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mansewvant ow of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +maidsewvant, when they (♡°▽°♡) c-contended with m-me; 31:14 What t-then shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do +when God wiseth u-up? and when he visiteth, what shaww I answew h-him? +31:15 Did nyot he that m-made m-me in t-the womb make h-him? and did nyot onye +fashion us in t-the womb? 31:16 If I have withhewd t-the poow fwom theiw +desiwe, ow have caused t-the eyes of t-the widow to faiw; 31:17 Ow have +eaten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mowsew mysewf awonye, and t-the fathewwess hath nyot eaten +t-theweof; 31:18 (Fow fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth he w-was b-bwought up with me, as with a +fathew, and I have guided hew fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb;) 3-31:19 If I have +s-seen any pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of cwothing, ow any poow without covewing; +31:20 If his woins have nyot bwessed me, and if he wewe nyot wawmed with +t-the f-fweece of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep; 3-31:21 If I have w-wifted up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand against t-the +(=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, when I saw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp in t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 3-31:22 T-Then wet minye a-awm +faww fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shouwdew bwade, and minye a-awm be bwoken fwom t-the bonye. + +31:23 Fow destwuction fwom God w-was a tewwow to me, and by w-weason of +his h-highnyess I couwd nyot enduwe. + +31:24 If I have m-made gowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope, ow have said to t-the finye gowd, T-Thou +awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my confidence; 3-31:25 If I wejoice because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weawth w-was g-gweat, and +because minye hand h-had gotten much; 3-31:26 If I behewd t-the sun when it +shinyed, ow t-the moon wawking in bwightnyess; 31:27 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt hath +b-been secwetwy enticed, ow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth hath kissed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: 31:28 This +awso wewe an i-inyiquity to be punyished by t-the judge: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I shouwd have +denyied t-the God that is above. + +31:29 If I wejoice a-at t-the destwuction of him that hated me, ow w-wifted +up mysewf when eviw f-found him: 3-31:30 N-Nyeithew have I suffewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth +to sin by wishing a (O_O;) c-cuwse to his souw. + +31:31 If t-the men of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe said nyot, O-Oh that we h-had of his +fwesh! we c-cannyot be s-satisfied. + +31:32 The stwangew did nyot wodge in t-the stweet: but I openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my doows +to t-the twavewwew. + +3-31:33 If I covewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions as Adam, by :3 h-hiding minye i-inyiquity +in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bosom: 31:34 Did I f-feaw a gweat muwtitude, ow did t-the contempt +of famiwies tewwify me, that I kept siwence, and went nyot out of t-the +doow? 31:35 O-Oh that onye w-wouwd h-heaw me! b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe is, that t-the +Awmighty w-wouwd answew me, and that minye a-advewsawy h-had wwitten a book. + +3-31:36 S-Suwewy I w-wouwd o(>ω<)o t-take it upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and bind it as a cwown +to me. + +3-31:37 I w-wouwd decwawe u-unto him t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps; as a pwince +w-wouwd I go (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto h-him. + +31:38 If o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy against me, ow that t-the fuwwows wikewise theweof +compwain; 31:39 If I have eaten t-the fwuits theweof without monyey, ow +have caused t-the ownyews theweof to wose theiw wife: 31:40 Wet t-thistwes +gwow instead of wheat, and (o_O) c-cockwe instead of bawwey. + +The w-wowds of J-Job awe ended. + +32:1 S-So these thwee men ceased to answew Job, because he w-was wighteous +in his own eyes. + +32:2 T-Then w-was kindwed t-the wwath of Ewihu t-the son of Bawachew t-the +B-Buzite, of t-the kindwed of Wam: against J-Job w-was his wwath kindwed, +because he j-justified himsewf wathew than God. + +3-32:3 Awso against his thwee fwiends w-was his wwath kindwed, because +they h-had f-found nyo a-answew, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet h-had condemnyed Job. + +3-32:4 Nyow Ewihu h-had waited tiww J-Job h-had spoken, because they wewe ewdew +than he. + +3-32:5 When Ewihu saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo answew in t-the mouth of these +thwee men, t-then his wwath w-was kindwed. + +32:6 And Ewihu t-the son of Bawachew t-the Buzite answewed and said, I am +(O.O) y-young, and ye awe vewy o-owd; (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe I w-was afwaid, and duwst nyot s-shew +you minye opinyion. + +(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 I said, D-Days shouwd speak, and muwtitude of yeaws shouwd t-teach +w-wisdom. + +3-32:8 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a spiwit in man: and t-the inspiwation of t-the Awmighty +giveth t-them undewstanding. + +32:9 Gweat men awe nyot awways wise: nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do t-the a-aged undewstand +judgment. + +32:10 Thewefowe I said, Heawken to m-me; I awso wiww s-shew minye opinyion. + +32:11 Behowd, I waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; I gave eaw to youw weasons, +whiwst ye seawched out what to say. + +32:12 Yea, I (>_<) a-attended u-unto y-you, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye of you +that convinced Job, ow that answewed his wowds: 32:13 West ye shouwd +say, We have f-found out w-wisdom: God thwusteth him down, nyot m-man. + +(＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 Nyow he hath nyot diwected his w-wowds against me: nyeithew wiww I +answew him with youw speeches. + +32:15 They wewe amazed, they answewed nyo mowe: they weft off speaking. + +3-32:16 When I h-had waited, (fow they spake nyot, but s-stood stiww, and +answewed nyo mowe;) 3-32:17 I said, I wiww answew awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pawt, I awso +wiww s-shew minye opinyion. + +3-32:18 Fow I am f-fuww of mattew, t-the spiwit within m-me constwainyeth me. + +32:19 Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewwy is as winye which hath nyo vent; it is weady to +buwst w-wike nyew bottwes. + +3-32:20 I wiww speak, that I may be wefweshed: I wiww open o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips and +answew. + +3-32:21 Wet m-me nyot, I p-pway y-you, a-accept any man's (・_・ヾ p-pewson, nyeithew wet m-me +g-give fwattewing o(≧▽≦)o t-titwes u-unto m-man. + +32:22 Fow I knyow nyot to g-give fwattewing t-titwes; in so doing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my makew +w-wouwd soon o(>ω<)o t-take m-me away. + +3-33:1 Whewefowe, Job, I p-pway thee, h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-speeches, and heawken to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds. + +33:2 Behowd, nyow I have openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue hath spoken in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mouth. + +33:3 My w-wowds shaww be of t-the upwightnyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips +shaww uttew k-knyowwedge c-cweawwy. + +33:4 The spiwit of God hath m-made me, and t-the bweath of t-the Awmighty +hath given m-me wife. + +3-33:5 If t-thou c-canst answew me, s-set thy w-wowds in owdew befowe me, stand +(＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +33:6 Behowd, I am a-accowding to thy wish in God's s-stead: I awso am +|･ω･) f-fowmed out of t-the cway. + +33:7 Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tewwow shaww nyot make thee afwaid, nyeithew shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hand be h-heavy upon thee. + +3-33:8 S-Suwewy t-thou hast spoken in minye h-heawing, and I have heawd t-the +voice of thy wowds, s-saying, 33:9 I am cwean without twansgwession, I +am innyocent; nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe i-inyiquity in me. + +33:10 Behowd, he findeth occasions against me, he c-counteth m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +enyemy, 33:11 He putteth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet in t-the stocks, he mawketh (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +paths. + +33:12 Behowd, in this t-thou awt nyot just: I wiww answew thee, that God +is gweatew than m-man. + +33:13 Why d-dost t-thou stwive against h-him? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he giveth nyot ( ~*-*)~ a-account of +any of his mattews. + +33:14 Fow God s-speaketh once, yea twice, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet man pewceiveth it n-nyot. + +33:15 In a dweam, in a vision of t-the nyight, when (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep f-fawweth +upon men, in s-swumbewings upon t-the bed; 3-33:16 T-Then he openyeth t-the eaws +of men, and seaweth theiw instwuction, 33:17 That he may withdwaw man +fwom his puwpose, and hide pwide fwom m-man. + +33:18 He keepeth back his souw fwom t-the pit, and his wife fwom +pewishing by t-the swowd. + +33:19 He is (o-_-o) c-chastenyed awso with pain upon his bed, and t-the muwtitude +of his bonyes with stwong pain: (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 S-So that his wife abhowweth bwead, +and his souw ＼(≧▽≦)／ d-dainty meat. + +33:21 His fwesh is consumed away, that it c-cannyot be seen; and his +bonyes that wewe nyot s-seen stick ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +3-33:22 Yea, his souw dwaweth (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto t-the gwave, and his wife to t-the +destwoyews. + +33:23 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a messengew with him, an intewpwetew, onye among a +thousand, to s-shew u-unto man his upwightnyess: 33:24 T-Then he is gwacious +u-unto him, and saith, D-Dewivew him fwom g-going down to t-the pit: I have +f-found a wansom. + +33:25 His fwesh shaww be fweshew than a chiwd's: he shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to +t-the days of his youth: 33:26 He shaww p-pway u-unto G-God, and he wiww be +favouwabwe u-unto him: and he shaww s-see his f-face with joy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww +w-wendew u-unto man his ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +33:27 He wooketh upon men, and if any say, I have sinnyed, and +pewvewted that which w-was (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, and it (o´∀`o) p-pwofited m-me n-nyot; 33:28 He wiww +d-dewivew his souw fwom g-going into t-the pit, and his wife shaww s-see t-the +wight. + +33:29 Wo, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things w-wowketh God oftentimes with ^.^ m-man, 3-33:30 To +bwing back his souw fwom t-the pit, to be enwightenyed with t-the wight of +t-the wiving. + +33:31 Mawk weww, O-O Job, heawken u-unto me: h-howd thy p-peace, and I wiww +s-speak. + +33:32 If t-thou hast anything to say, answew me: speak, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I d-desiwe to +justify thee. + +33:33 If nyot, heawken u-unto me: h-howd thy p-peace, and I shaww t-teach thee +w-wisdom. + +34:1 Fuwthewmowe Ewihu answewed and said, 34:2 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, O-O ye +wise men; and g-give eaw u-unto me, ye that have knyowwedge. + +34:3 Fow t-the eaw twieth wowds, as t-the mouth tasteth meat. + +(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 Wet us choose to us judgment: wet us knyow among ouwsewves what is +good. + +34:5 Fow J-Job hath said, I am w-wighteous: and God hath taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +judgment. + +34:6 Shouwd I w-wie against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight? o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wound is incuwabwe without +twansgwession. + +34:7 What man is w-wike Job, who dwinketh up (＃`Д´) s-scownying w-wike watew? 3-34:8 +W-Which goeth in company with t-the wowkews of inyiquity, and w-wawketh with +wicked m-men. + +34:9 Fow he hath said, I-It pwofiteth a man nyothing that he shouwd +dewight himsewf with God. + +34:10 Thewefowe heawken u-unto m-me ye men of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: faw be it +fwom G-God, that he shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do wickednyess; and fwom t-the Awmighty, that he +shouwd commit inyiquity. + +34:11 Fow t-the wowk of a man shaww he w-wendew u-unto him, and c-cause {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man to f-find a-accowding to his w-ways. + +34:12 Yea, suwewy God wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy, nyeithew wiww t-the Awmighty +pewvewt judgment. + +34:13 Who hath given him a chawge o-ovew t-the eawth? ow who hath disposed +t-the w-whowe wowwd? 34:14 If he s-set his heawt upon ^.^ m-man, if he gathew +u-unto himsewf his spiwit and his bweath; 3-34:15 Aww fwesh shaww pewish +togethew, and man shaww tuwn again u-unto dust. + +34:16 If nyow t-thou hast u-undewstanding, h-heaw this: heawken to t-the voice +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds. + +34:17 Shaww even he that hateth wight g-govewn? and wiwt t-thou c-condemn +him that is most j-just? 34:18 Is it fit to say to a king, T-Thou awt +wicked? and to pwinces, Ye awe ungodwy? 34:19 How m-much w-wess to him +that accepteth nyot t-the p-pewsons of pwinces, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wegawdeth t-the wich mowe +than t-the poow? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe t-the wowk of his hands. + +34:20 In a moment shaww they die, and t-the peopwe shaww be twoubwed a-at +midnyight, and pass (☆ω☆) a-away: and t-the mighty shaww be taken away without +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3-34:21 Fow his eyes awe upon t-the ways of ^.^ m-man, and he seeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +goings. + +3-34:22 Thewe is nyo dawknyess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow shadow of d-death, whewe t-the wowkews of +i-inyiquity may hide themsewves. + +3-34:23 Fow he wiww nyot way upon man mowe than wight; that he shouwd +entew into j-judgment with God. + +34:24 He shaww bweak in pieces mighty men without nyumbew, and s-set +othews in theiw s-stead. + +3-34:25 Thewefowe he k-knyoweth theiw wowks, and he ovewtuwnyeth t-them in t-the +nyight, so that they awe destwoyed. + +34:26 He s-stwiketh t-them as wicked men in t-the open sight of othews; +34:27 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back fwom him, and w-wouwd nyot considew any of +his ways: 3-34:28 S-So that they c-cause t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the poow to come u-unto +him, and he heaweth t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the affwicted. + +34:29 When he giveth quietnyess, who t-then c-can make t-twoubwe? and when he +h-hideth his face, who t-then c-can (x_x)V b-behowd h-him? whethew it be donye against a +nyation, ow against a man onwy: 34:30 That t-the hypocwite weign nyot, +west t-the peopwe be ensnyawed. + +34:31 S-Suwewy it is meet to be said u-unto G-God, I have (￣ω￣) b-bownye +c-chastisement, I wiww nyot offend any mowe: 34:32 That which I s-see nyot +t-teach t-thou me: if I have donye inyiquity, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo mowe. + +3-34:33 Shouwd it be a-accowding to thy mind? he wiww wecompense it, +whethew t-thou (*ﾉωﾉ) w-wefuse, ow whethew t-thou choose; and nyot I-I: thewefowe +speak what t-thou k-knyowest. + +34:34 Wet men of undewstanding teww me, and wet a wise man heawken +u-unto me. + +34:35 J-Job hath spoken without knyowwedge, and his w-wowds wewe without +w-wisdom. + +(☆ω☆) 3-34:36 My d-desiwe is that J-Job may be twied u-unto t-the end because of his +answews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wicked m-men. + +(＃￣ω￣) 3-34:37 Fow he addeth webewwion u-unto his sin, he cwappeth his h-hands +among u-us, and muwtipwieth his w-wowds against God. + +35:1 Ewihu spake moweovew, and said, 35:2 Thinkest t-thou this to be +(=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, that t-thou saidst, My wighteousnyess is mowe than G-God's? 35:3 +Fow t-thou saidst, What advantage wiww it be u-unto thee? and, What pwofit +shaww I have, if I be cweansed fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sin? 35:4 I wiww answew thee, +and thy companyions with thee. + +35:5 Wook u-unto t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and see; and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the cwouds which awe +highew than thou. + +3-35:6 If t-thou sinnyest, what doest t-thou against h-him? ow if thy +twansgwessions be m-muwtipwied, what doest t-thou u-unto h-him? 35:7 If t-thou +be (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, what (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest t-thou h-him? ow what weceiveth he of thinye +hand? 3-35:8 Thy w-wickednyess may (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt a man as t-thou awt; and thy +wighteousnyess may pwofit t-the son of m-man. + +3-35:9 By w-weason of t-the muwtitude of oppwessions they make t-the oppwessed +to cwy: they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out by w-weason of t-the a-awm of t-the mighty. + +35:10 But nyonye saith, Whewe is God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my makew, who giveth s-songs in t-the +nyight; 3-35:11 Who t-teacheth us mowe than t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth, and +m-maketh us wisew than t-the f-fowws of h-heaven? 35:12 Thewe they cwy, but +nyonye giveth a-answew, because of t-the pwide of eviw m-men. + +3-35:13 S-Suwewy God wiww nyot h-heaw v-vanyity, nyeithew wiww t-the Awmighty +w-wegawd it. + +35:14 Awthough t-thou sayest t-thou shawt nyot s-see him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet j-judgment is +befowe h-him; thewefowe t-twust t-thou in h-him. + +35:15 But n-nyow, because it is nyot so, he hath v-visited in his angew; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +he k-knyoweth it nyot in gweat extwemity: UwU 3-35:16 Thewefowe doth J-Job open +his mouth in vain; he muwtipwieth w-wowds without knyowwedge. + +36:1 Ewihu awso pwoceeded, and said, 3-36:2 Suffew m-me a wittwe, and I +wiww s-shew thee that I have (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet to speak on God's behawf. + +36:3 I wiww fetch o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-knyowwedge fwom afaw, and wiww ascwibe +wighteousnyess to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Makew. + +36:4 Fow t-twuwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds shaww nyot be fawse: he that is pewfect in +k-knyowwedge is with thee. + +3-36:5 Behowd, God is mighty, and despiseth nyot any: he is mighty in +stwength and w-wisdom. + +36:6 He pwesewveth nyot t-the wife of t-the wicked: but giveth wight to t-the +poow. + +36:7 He w-withdwaweth nyot his eyes fwom t-the w-wighteous: but with kings +awe they on t-the thwonye; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he doth estabwish t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and they +awe (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +36:8 And if they be b-bound in fettews, and be howden in c-cowds of +a-affwiction; 36:9 T-Then he sheweth t-them theiw wowk, and theiw +twansgwessions that they have exceeded. + +36:10 He openyeth awso theiw eaw to discipwinye, and commandeth that +they (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom inyiquity. + +36:11 If they obey and sewve him, they shaww s-spend theiw days in +pwospewity, and theiw yeaws in p-pweasuwes. + +36:12 But if they obey nyot, they shaww pewish by t-the swowd, and they +shaww die without knyowwedge. + +3-36:13 But t-the hypocwites in heawt heap up w-wwath: they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy nyot when he +bindeth them. + +36:14 They die in youth, and theiw wife is among t-the uncwean. + +36:15 He dewiveweth t-the poow in his a-affwiction, and openyeth theiw eaws +in oppwession. + +36:16 Even so w-wouwd he have w-wemoved thee out of t-the s-stwait into a +bwoad pwace, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo s-stwaitnyess; and that which shouwd be +s-set on thy tabwe shouwd be f-fuww of f-fatnyess. + +36:17 But t-thou hast fuwfiwwed t-the j-judgment of t-the wicked: j-judgment and +justice o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd on thee. + +36:18 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is wwath, bewawe west he o(>ω<)o t-take thee away with his +UwU s-stwoke: t-then a gweat wansom c-cannyot d-dewivew thee. + +36:19 W-Wiww he (＃`Д´) e-esteem thy w-wiches? nyo, nyot gowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowces of +s-stwength. + +36:20 Desiwe nyot t-the nyight, when peopwe awe cut off in theiw pwace. + +36:21 Take heed, w-wegawd nyot i-inyiquity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this hast t-thou chosen wathew +than affwiction. + +3-36:22 Behowd, God (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth by his powew: who t-teacheth w-wike h-him? 36:23 +Who hath enjoinyed him his way? ow who c-can say, T-Thou hast wwought +inyiquity? 36:24 Wemembew that t-thou magnyify his wowk, which men +behowd. + +36:25 Evewy man may s-see it; man may (x_x)V b-behowd it afaw off. + +36:26 Behowd, God is g-gweat, and we knyow him nyot, nyeithew c-can t-the +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his yeaws be seawched ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +36:27 Fow he m-maketh smaww t-the dwops of watew: they p-pouw down wain +a-accowding to t-the vapouw theweof: 36:28 W-Which t-the cwouds (^-^*)/ d-do dwop and +distiw upon man abundantwy. + +(/ =ω=)/ 3-36:29 Awso c-can any undewstand t-the spweadings of t-the c-cwouds, ow t-the +(＃`Д´) n-nyoise of his tabewnyacwe? 36:30 Behowd, he spweadeth his wight upon +it, and coveweth t-the bottom of t-the sea. + +36:31 Fow by t-them j-judgeth he t-the peopwe; he giveth meat in abundance. + +36:32 With cwouds he coveweth t-the wight; and commandeth it nyot to +(*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye by t-the cwoud that cometh betwixt. + +36:33 The (＃`Д´) n-nyoise theweof sheweth c-concewnying it, t-the cattwe awso +c-concewnying t-the vapouw. + +37:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At this awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt twembweth, and is moved out of his pwace. + +37:2 Heaw (o^ ^o) a-attentivewy t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of his voice, and t-the s-sound that goeth +out of his mouth. + +3-37:3 He diwecteth it undew t-the w-whowe heaven, and his wightnying u-unto +t-the ends of t-the eawth. + +37:4 Aftew it a voice w-woaweth: he thundeweth with t-the voice of his +excewwency; and he wiww nyot stay t-them when his voice is h-heawd. + +37:5 God thundeweth (＃`Д´) m-mawvewwouswy with his v-voice; gweat things doeth +he, which we c-cannyot compwehend. + +37:6 Fow he saith to t-the snyow, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou on t-the eawth; wikewise to t-the +smaww wain, and to t-the gweat wain of his s-stwength. + +37:7 He seaweth up t-the hand of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man; that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men may knyow his +wowk. + +37:8 T-Then t-the b-beasts go into dens, and wemain in theiw pwaces. + +37:9 Out of t-the south cometh t-the whiwwwind: and cowd out of t-the n-nyowth. + +37:10 By t-the bweath of God fwost is given: and t-the bweadth of t-the +watews is stwaitenyed. + +37:11 Awso by watewing he weawieth t-the thick cwoud: he s-scatteweth his +bwight cwoud: 37:12 And it is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about by his counsews: that +they may (^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew he commandeth t-them upon t-the f-face of t-the wowwd +in t-the eawth. + +37:13 He causeth it to come, whethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cowwection, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wand, +ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mewcy. + +3-37:14 Heawken u-unto this, O-O Job: stand stiww, and considew t-the wondwous +wowks of God. + +3-37:15 Dost t-thou knyow when God disposed t-them, and caused t-the wight of +his cwoud to shinye? 37:16 Dost t-thou knyow t-the b-bawancings of t-the +c-cwouds, t-the wondwous wowks of him which is pewfect in k-knyowwedge? +37:17 How thy gawments awe wawm, when he quieteth t-the eawth by t-the +south wind? 37:18 Hast t-thou with him spwead out t-the sky, which is +stwong, and as a mowten wooking gwass? 37:19 Teach us what we shaww +say u-unto h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we c-cannyot owdew ouw speech by w-weason of dawknyess. + +37:20 Shaww it be towd him that I speak? if a man speak, suwewy he +shaww be swawwowed (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +3-37:21 And nyow men s-see nyot t-the bwight wight which is in t-the cwouds: but +t-the wind passeth, and cweanseth them. + +37:22 F-Faiw weathew cometh out of t-the n-nyowth: with God is t-tewwibwe +m-majesty. + +37:23 T-Touching t-the Awmighty, we c-cannyot f-find him out: he is excewwent +in p-powew, and in j-judgment, and in pwenty of justice: he wiww nyot +(ノωヽ) *cuddles you* a-affwict. + +37:24 Men (^-^*)/ d-do thewefowe f-feaw him: he wespecteth nyot any that awe wise +of heawt. + +38:1 T-Then t-the WOWD answewed J-Job out of t-the whiwwwind, and said, 38:2 +Who is this that d-dawkenyeth counsew by w-wowds without k-knyowwedge? ＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 +Giwd up nyow thy woins w-wike a man; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww demand of thee, and +answew t-thou me. + +3-38:4 Whewe wast t-thou when I w-waid t-the foundations of t-the eawth? +decwawe, if t-thou hast undewstanding. + +3-38:5 Who hath w-waid t-the measuwes t-theweof, if t-thou knyowest? ow who hath +stwetched t-the winye upon it? 38:6 Wheweupon awe t-the foundations +theweof fastenyed? ow who w-waid t-the cownyew stonye t-theweof; 38:7 When t-the +mownying staws sang togethew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of God shouted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy? +(o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 Ow who s-shut up t-the sea with doows, when it bwake fowth, as if it +h-had issued out of t-the womb? 38:9 When I m-made t-the cwoud t-the gawment +t-theweof, and thick dawknyess a swaddwingband (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, 3-38:10 And bwake up +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (・_・ヾ d-decweed pwace, and s-set baws and doows, 38:11 And said, +Hithewto shawt t-thou come, but nyo f-fuwthew: and hewe shaww thy pwoud +waves be (*´▽`*) s-stayed? 3-38:12 Hast t-thou commanded t-the mownying since thy +days; and caused t-the dayspwing to knyow his pwace; ♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 That it m-might +o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of t-the ends of t-the eawth, that t-the wicked m-might be shaken +out of it? 38:14 I-It is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed as cway to t-the seaw; and they stand as +a gawment. + +38:15 And fwom t-the wicked theiw wight is withhowden, and t-the high a-awm +shaww be bwoken. + +38:16 Hast t-thou entewed into t-the spwings of t-the sea? ow hast t-thou +wawked in t-the s-seawch of t-the d-depth? 38:17 H-Have t-the gates of death b-been +openyed u-unto thee? ow hast t-thou s-seen t-the doows of t-the shadow of d-death? +3-38:18 Hast t-thou pewceived t-the bweadth of t-the eawth? decwawe if t-thou +k-knyowest it aww. + +38:19 Whewe is t-the w-way whewe wight dwewweth? and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dawknyess, +whewe is t-the pwace t-theweof, 38:20 That t-thou shouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take it to t-the +b-bound t-theweof, and that t-thou shouwdest knyow t-the paths to t-the house +theweof? 38:21 Knyowest t-thou it, because t-thou wast t-then bown? ow +because t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of thy days is gweat? 3-38:22 Hast t-thou entewed into +t-the tweasuwes of t-the snyow? ow hast t-thou s-seen t-the tweasuwes of t-the +haiw, 38:23 W-Which I have wesewved against t-the time of twoubwe, against +t-the day of battwe and waw? 38:24 By what w-way is t-the wight pawted, +which s-scatteweth t-the east wind upon t-the eawth? 38:25 Who hath d-divided +a watewcouwse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ovewfwowing of w-watews, ow a w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wightnying of thundew; 38:26 To c-cause it to wain on t-the eawth, whewe nyo +man is; on t-the wiwdewnyess, whewein (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man; 38:27 To s-satisfy +t-the desowate and waste g-gwound; and to c-cause t-the bud of t-the tendew hewb +to spwing f-fowth? 38:28 Hath t-the wain a f-fathew? ow who hath begotten +t-the dwops of d-dew? 38:29 Out of whose womb came t-the ice? and t-the hoawy +fwost of heaven, who hath gendewed it? 38:30 The watews awe hid as +with a stonye, and t-the f-face of t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep is fwozen. + +3-38:31 Canst t-thou bind t-the sweet infwuences of Pweiades, ow woose t-the +bands of Owion? 38:32 Canst t-thou bwing fowth Mazzawoth in his s-season? +ow c-canst t-thou guide Awctuwus with his sons? 3-38:33 Knyowest t-thou t-the +owdinyances of h-heaven? c-canst t-thou s-set t-the dominyion theweof in t-the +eawth? 38:34 Canst t-thou wift up thy voice to t-the c-cwouds, that +a-abundance of watews may covew thee? ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* 3-38:35 Canst t-thou send wightnyings, +that they may go and say u-unto thee, Hewe we awe? 38:36 Who hath put +wisdom in t-the inwawd p-pawts? ow who hath given undewstanding to t-the +heawt? 38:37 Who c-can (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the cwouds in wisdom? ow who c-can stay t-the +bottwes of heaven, 38:38 When t-the dust g-gwoweth into hawdnyess, and t-the +cwods cweave fast togethew? 38:39 Wiwt t-thou hunt t-the pwey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wion? ow fiww t-the a-appetite of t-the young wions, 38:40 When they couch +in theiw dens, and abide in t-the covewt to w-wie in wait? 38:41 Who +♡(｡- ω -) p-pwovideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waven his food? when his young o-onyes (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto G-God, +they wandew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wack of meat. + +39:1 Knyowest t-thou t-the time when t-the wiwd g-goats of t-the w-wock bwing +f-fowth? ow c-canst t-thou mawk when t-the hinds (^-^*)/ d-do cawve? 3-39:2 Canst t-thou +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the months that they fuwfiw? ow k-knyowest t-thou t-the time when they +bwing f-fowth? 39:3 They bow themsewves, they bwing fowth theiw young +onyes, they cast out theiw s-sowwows. + +39:4 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw young o-onyes awe in g-good wiking, they gwow up with cown; they +go fowth, and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn nyot u-unto them. + +39:5 Who hath sent out t-the wiwd a-ass fwee? ow who hath w-woosed t-the bands +of t-the wiwd ass? 39:6 Whose house I have m-made t-the wiwdewnyess, and t-the +b-bawwen wand his dwewwings. + +39:7 He s-scownyeth t-the muwtitude of t-the city, nyeithew wegawdeth he t-the +cwying of t-the d-dwivew. + +3-39:8 The wange of t-the mountains is his pastuwe, and he seawcheth aftew +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween thing. + +39:9 W-Wiww t-the unyicown be wiwwing to sewve thee, ow abide by thy cwib? +39:10 Canst t-thou bind t-the unyicown with his band in t-the fuwwow? ow wiww +he hawwow t-the vawweys aftew thee? 39:11 Wiwt t-thou t-twust him, because +his stwength is gweat? ow wiwt t-thou weave thy wabouw to h-him? 39:12 +Wiwt t-thou bewieve him, that he wiww bwing home thy seed, and gathew it +into thy bawn? 3-39:13 Gavest t-thou t-the goodwy w-wings u-unto t-the peacocks? +ow w-wings and feathews u-unto t-the ostwich? 39:14 W-Which weaveth hew e-eggs +in t-the eawth, and wawmeth t-them in dust, 3-39:15 And f-fowgetteth that t-the +foot may cwush t-them, ow that t-the wiwd beast may bweak them. + +3-39:16 She is hawdenyed against hew young onyes, as t-though they wewe nyot +h-hew's: hew wabouw is in vain without feaw; 39:17 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because God hath +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ d-depwived hew of wisdom, nyeithew hath he impawted to hew undewstanding. + +o(>< )o 3-39:18 What time she wifteth up hewsewf on high, she s-scownyeth t-the h-howse +and his widew. + +♡(｡- ω -) 3-39:19 Hast t-thou given t-the h-howse (☆ω☆) s-stwength? hast t-thou cwothed his nyeck +with thundew? 3-39:20 Canst t-thou make him afwaid as a g-gwasshoppew? t-the +gwowy of his n-nyostwiws is tewwibwe. + +39:21 He paweth in t-the vawwey, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth in his stwength: he goeth +on to meet t-the awmed m-men. + +39:22 He mocketh a-at feaw, and is nyot a-affwighted; nyeithew tuwnyeth he +back fwom t-the swowd. + +39:23 The ^w^ q-quivew wattweth against him, t-the (*・ω・)ﾉ g-gwittewing speaw and t-the +shiewd. + +39:24 He swawwoweth t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound with fiewcenyess and wage: nyeithew +b-bewieveth he that it is t-the s-sound of t-the t-twumpet. + +39:25 He saith among t-the twumpets, Ha, ha; and he smewweth t-the battwe +afaw off, t-the thundew of t-the captains, and t-the s-shouting. + +39:26 Doth t-the h-hawk fwy by thy wisdom, and s-stwetch hew w-wings towawd +t-the s-south? 39:27 Doth t-the eagwe mount up a-at thy command, and make hew +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest on high? 39:28 She d-dwewweth and abideth on t-the wock, upon t-the +c-cwag of t-the wock, and t-the stwong pwace. + +39:29 Fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence she seeketh t-the pwey, and hew eyes (x_x)V b-behowd afaw off. + +39:30 Hew young o-onyes awso suck up b-bwood: and whewe t-the s-swain a-awe, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is she. + +40:1 Moweovew t-the WOWD answewed Job, and said, 40:2 Shaww he that +contendeth with t-the Awmighty (=`ω´=) i-instwuct h-him? he that wepwoveth G-God, wet +him answew it. + +40:3 T-Then J-Job answewed t-the WOWD, and said, 40:4 Behowd, I am viwe; +what shaww I answew thee? I wiww way minye hand upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +40:5 Once have I spoken; but I wiww nyot answew: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, twice; but I wiww +pwoceed nyo fuwthew. + +40:6 T-Then answewed t-the WOWD u-unto J-Job out of t-the whiwwwind, and said, +40:7 Giwd up thy woins nyow w-wike a man: I wiww demand of thee, and +decwawe t-thou u-unto me. + +40:8 Wiwt t-thou awso disannyuw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgment? wiwt t-thou c-condemn me, that +t-thou mayest be w-wighteous? 4-40:9 Hast t-thou an a-awm w-wike God? ow c-canst +t-thou thundew with a voice w-wike h-him? 40:10 D-Deck t-thysewf nyow with +m-majesty and excewwency; and a-awway t-thysewf with gwowy and beauty. + +40:11 Cast a-abwoad t-the wage of thy w-wwath: and (x_x)V b-behowd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is +pwoud, and abase h-him. + +40:12 Wook on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is pwoud, and bwing him w-wow; and twead +down t-the wicked in theiw pwace. + +40:13 (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide t-them in t-the dust togethew; and bind theiw faces in secwet. + +40:14 T-Then wiww I awso confess u-unto thee that thinye own wight hand c-can +s-save thee. + +4-40:15 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd nyow behemoth, which I m-made with thee; he eateth gwass as +an ox. + +40:16 W-Wo n-nyow, his stwength is in his w-woins, and his fowce is in t-the +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *shuffles closer* n-nyavew of his b-bewwy. + +40:17 He moveth his taiw w-wike a cedaw: t-the sinyews of his s-stonyes awe +wwapped togethew. + +40:18 His bonyes awe as stwong pieces of bwass; his bonyes awe w-wike baws +of iwon. + +40:19 He is t-the chief of t-the ways of G-God: he that m-made him c-can make +his s-swowd to appwoach u-unto h-him. + +40:20 S-Suwewy t-the mountains bwing him fowth food, whewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts +of t-the fiewd p-pway. + +40:21 He wieth undew t-the shady twees, in t-the covewt of t-the weed, and +f-fens. + +40:22 The shady twees covew him with theiw shadow; t-the wiwwows of t-the +b-bwook compass him about. + +40:23 Behowd, he dwinketh up a wivew, and hasteth nyot: he t-twusteth +that he c-can d-dwaw up (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan into his mouth. + +40:24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nyose piewceth thwough snyawes. + +4-41:1 Canst t-thou d-dwaw out weviathan with an hook? ow his tongue with a +cowd which t-thou wettest (>_<) d-down? 41:2 Canst t-thou put an h-hook into his +>w< n-nyose? ow (o_O) *looks at you* b-bowe his jaw thwough with a thown? 41:3 W-Wiww he make many +suppwications u-unto thee? wiww he speak soft w-wowds u-unto thee? 41:4 +W-Wiww he make a c-covenyant with thee? wiwt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sewvant +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? 41:5 Wiwt t-thou pway with him as with a biwd? ow wiwt t-thou +bind him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy maidens? 41:6 Shaww t-the companyions make a banquet of +h-him? shaww they pawt him among t-the mewchants? 4-41:7 Canst t-thou fiww +his skin with bawbed iwons? ow his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with fish speaws? 41:8 Way +thinye hand upon him, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the battwe, (^-^*)/ d-do nyo mowe. + +41:9 Behowd, t-the hope of him is in vain: shaww nyot onye be cast down +even a-at t-the sight of h-him? 41:10 N-Nyonye is so fiewce that dawe stiw him +up: who t-then is abwe to stand befowe m-me? 4-41:11 Who hath pwevented me, +that I shouwd wepay h-him? whatsoevew is undew t-the w-whowe heaven is minye. + +41:12 I wiww nyot conceaw his pawts, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his p-powew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his c-comewy +pwopowtion. + +4-41:13 Who c-can discovew t-the f-face of his gawment? ow who c-can come to him +with his d-doubwe bwidwe? 41:14 Who c-can open t-the doows of his face? his +t-teeth awe t-tewwibwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +41:15 His scawes awe his pwide, s-shut up togethew as with a cwose seaw. + +41:16 Onye is so (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to anyothew, that nyo aiw c-can come b-between them. + +41:17 They awe j-joinyed onye to anyothew, they stick togethew, that they +c-cannyot be sundewed. + +4-41:18 By his nyeesings a wight doth shinye, and his eyes awe w-wike t-the +eyewids of t-the mownying. + +41:19 Out of his mouth go b-buwnying wamps, and spawks of fiwe weap ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +41:20 Out of his n-nyostwiws goeth smoke, as out of a seething p-pot ow +cawdwon. + +41:21 His bweath kindweth coaws, and a fwame goeth out of his mouth. + +41:22 In his nyeck wemainyeth stwength, and sowwow is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into joy +befowe h-him. + +(T_T) 4-41:23 The fwakes of his fwesh awe j-joinyed togethew: they awe fiwm in +themsewves; they c-cannyot be moved. + +41:24 His heawt is as fiwm as a stonye; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, as hawd as a piece of t-the +nyethew miwwstonye. + +4-41:25 When he waiseth up himsewf, t-the mighty awe afwaid: by w-weason of +bweakings they puwify themsewves. + +41:26 The s-swowd of him that wayeth a-at him c-cannyot howd: t-the speaw, t-the +dawt, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the habewgeon. + +41:27 He esteemeth (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon as (´ ∀ ` *) *sighs* s-stwaw, and bwass as w-wotten wood. + +41:28 The awwow c-cannyot make him f-fwee: swingstonyes awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed with him +into (^ω~) *shuffles closer* s-stubbwe. + +41:29 Dawts awe c-counted as stubbwe: he waugheth a-at t-the (☆ω☆) s-shaking of a +speaw. + +4-41:30 Shawp s-stonyes awe undew him: he spweadeth shawp pointed things +upon t-the miwe. + +41:31 He m-maketh t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep to boiw w-wike a pot: he m-maketh t-the sea w-wike a +p-pot of ointment. + +41:32 He m-maketh a ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path to (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye aftew h-him; onye w-wouwd think t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep to +be hoawy. + +(T_T) 4-41:33 Upon eawth (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot his >_> w-wike, who is m-made without feaw. + +41:34 He behowdeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww high things: he is a king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen +of pwide. + +42:1 T-Then J-Job answewed t-the WOWD, and said, 42:2 I knyow that t-thou c-canst +(^-^*)/ d-do {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thing, and that nyo thought c-can be withhowden fwom thee. + +4-42:3 Who is he that h-hideth counsew without k-knyowwedge? thewefowe have I +uttewed that I undewstood n-nyot; things too wondewfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, which I +knyew n-nyot. + +42:4 Heaw, I b-beseech thee, and I wiww speak: I wiww demand of thee, +and decwawe t-thou u-unto me. + +4-42:5 I have heawd of thee by t-the heawing of t-the eaw: but nyow minye eye +seeth thee. + +42:6 Whewefowe I abhow mysewf, and w-wepent in dust and ashes. + +42:7 And it w-was so, that aftew t-the WOWD h-had spoken these w-wowds u-unto +Job, t-the WOWD said to Ewiphaz t-the T-Temanyite, My wwath is kindwed +against thee, and against thy two fwiends: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have nyot spoken of +m-me t-the t-thing that is (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant J-Job h-hath. + +42:8 Thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto you nyow seven buwwocks and seven wams, and go +to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Job, and offew up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves a buwnt offewing; and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant J-Job shaww p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him wiww I accept: west I d-deaw +with you aftew youw fowwy, in that ye have nyot spoken of m-me t-the t-thing +which is (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, w-wike o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Job. + +42:9 S-So Ewiphaz t-the Temanyite and B-Biwdad t-the Shuhite and Zophaw t-the +(o^ ^o)/ N-Nyaamathite went, and did a-accowding as t-the WOWD commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the +WOWD awso accepted Job. + +4-42:10 And t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the captivity of Job, when he pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +fwiends: awso t-the WOWD gave J-Job UwU t-twice as m-much as he h-had b-befowe. + +42:11 T-Then came (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sistews, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that h-had b-been of his acquaintance b-befowe, and did e-eat +bwead with him in his house: and they bemoanyed him, and c-comfowted him +o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that t-the WOWD h-had b-bwought upon him: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man awso +gave him a piece of monyey, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye an eawwing of gowd. + +42:12 S-So t-the WOWD bwessed t-the wattew end of J-Job mowe than his +beginnying: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had fouwteen t-thousand sheep, and six t-thousand +camews, and a t-thousand ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen, and a t-thousand she a-asses. + +42:13 He h-had awso seven sons and thwee daughtews. + +42:14 And he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the fiwst, Jemima; and t-the nyame of t-the +second, Kezia; and t-the nyame of t-the thiwd, (o･ω･o) K-Kewenhappuch. + +42:15 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand wewe nyo w-women f-found so f-faiw as t-the daughtews +of Job: and theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew gave t-them (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among theiw bwethwen. + +42:16 Aftew this w-wived J-Job an hundwed and f-fowty yeaws, and saw his +^-^ s-sons, and his s-sons' ^-^ s-sons, even fouw genyewations. + +42:17 S-So J-Job died, being o-owd and f-fuww of days. + + + + +The Book of Psawms + + +1:1 Bwessed is t-the man that w-wawketh nyot in t-the counsew of t-the ungodwy, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow standeth in t-the w-way of sinnyews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sitteth in t-the seat of t-the +s-scownfuw. + +1:2 But his dewight is in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD; and in his (☆▽☆) w-waw doth he +meditate day and nyight. + +1:3 And he shaww be w-wike a twee pwanted by t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of watew, that +bwingeth fowth his fwuit in his season; his weaf awso shaww nyot +w-withew; and whatsoevew he doeth shaww pwospew. + +1:4 The ungodwy awe nyot so: but awe w-wike t-the chaff which t-the wind +dwiveth away. + +1:5 Thewefowe t-the ungodwy shaww nyot stand in t-the j-judgment, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sinnyews +in t-the c-congwegation of t-the wighteous. + +1-1:6 Fow t-the WOWD k-knyoweth t-the w-way of t-the w-wighteous: but t-the w-way of t-the +ungodwy shaww pewish. + + + +2:1 Why (^-^*)/ d-do t-the heathen wage, and t-the peopwe imaginye a vain thing? + +2:2 The kings of t-the eawth s-set themsewves, and t-the wuwews o(>ω<)o t-take counsew +togethew, against t-the WOWD, and against his anyointed, s-saying, + +2-2:3 Wet us bweak theiw bands ⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, and cast away theiw c-cowds fwom +us. + +2:4 He that sitteth in t-the h-heavens shaww waugh: t-the WOWD shaww have +t-them in dewision. + +2-2:5 T-Then shaww he speak u-unto t-them in his wwath, and v-vex t-them in his +sowe dispweasuwe. + +2:6 Y-Yet have I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my king upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of Z-Zion. + +2-2:7 I wiww decwawe t-the decwee: t-the WOWD hath said u-unto me, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +Son; this day have I begotten thee. + +2:8 Ask of me, and I shaww g-give thee t-the heathen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye +inhewitance, and t-the uttewmost pawts of t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy p-possession. + +2-2:9 T-Thou shawt bweak t-them with a wod of iwon; t-thou shawt dash t-them in +pieces w-wike a p-pottew's vessew. + +2:10 (☆▽☆) B-Be wise nyow thewefowe, O-O ye kings: be instwucted, ye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of +t-the eawth. + +2-2:11 Sewve t-the WOWD with feaw, and wejoice with twembwing. + +2:12 Kiss t-the Son, west he be angwy, and ye pewish fwom t-the way, when +his wwath is kindwed but a wittwe. Bwessed awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that put theiw +t-twust in h-him. + + + +3-3:1 W-Wowd, how awe they incweased that twoubwe me! many awe they that +(☆ω☆) w-wise up against me. + +3:2 Many (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be which say of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, Thewe is nyo hewp (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in +God. + +Sewah. + +3-3:3 But thou, O-O WOWD, awt a shiewd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy, and t-the wiftew up +of minye head. + +3:4 I cwied u-unto t-the WOWD with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and he heawd m-me out of his +h-howy hiww. Sewah. + +3:5 I w-waid m-me down and swept; I a-awaked; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD sustainyed me. + +3-3:6 I wiww nyot be afwaid of t-ten thousands of p-peopwe, that have s-set +themsewves against m-me (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +3:7 Awise, O-O WOWD; s-save me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast smitten (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye +enyemies upon t-the cheek bonye; t-thou hast bwoken t-the t-teeth of t-the +u-ungodwy. + +3:8 S-Sawvation bewongeth u-unto t-the WOWD: thy bwessing is upon thy +peopwe. + +Sewah. + + + +4:1 Heaw m-me when I caww, O-O God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess: t-thou hast e-enwawged +m-me when I w-was in distwess; have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me, and h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew. + +4-4:2 O-O ye sons of men, how wong wiww ye tuwn o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy into shame? how +wong wiww ye wove v-vanyity, and seek aftew weasing? Sewah. + +4:3 But knyow that t-the WOWD hath s-set apawt him that is g-godwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +himsewf: t-the WOWD wiww h-heaw when I caww u-unto h-him. + +4-4:4 Stand in a-awe, and sin nyot: communye with youw own heawt upon youw +bed, and be (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. Sewah. + +4-4:5 Offew t-the s-sacwifices of wighteousnyess, and put youw t-twust in t-the +WOWD. + +4:6 Thewe be many that say, Who wiww s-shew us any good? WOWD, wift t-thou +up t-the wight of thy c-countenyance upon us. + +4:7 T-Thou hast put gwadnyess in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, mowe than in t-the time that +theiw cown and theiw winye incweased. + +4-4:8 I wiww both way m-me down in p-peace, and sweep: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thou, WOWD, onwy +makest m-me dweww in safety. + + + +5:1 Give eaw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, O-O WOWD, considew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my meditation. + +5-5:2 Heawken u-unto t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my K-King, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto +thee wiww I p-pway. + +5:3 My voice shawt t-thou h-heaw in t-the m-mownying, O-O WOWD; in t-the mownying +wiww I (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew u-unto thee, and wiww wook (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +5:4 Fow t-thou awt nyot a God that hath pweasuwe in wickednyess: nyeithew +shaww eviw dweww with thee. + +5:5 The foowish shaww nyot stand in thy sight: t-thou hatest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wowkews +of inyiquity. + +5:6 T-Thou shawt d-destwoy t-them that speak weasing: t-the WOWD wiww abhow +t-the bwoody and deceitfuw m-man. + +5:7 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I wiww come into thy house in t-the muwtitude of thy +mewcy: and in thy f-feaw wiww I w-wowship towawd thy h-howy tempwe. + +5:8 Wead me, O-O WOWD, in thy wighteousnyess because of minye enyemies; +make thy w-way stwaight befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. + +5:9 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo faithfuwnyess in theiw mouth; theiw inwawd pawt is +vewy wickednyess; theiw thwoat is an open sepuwchwe; they fwattew with +theiw tongue. + +5:10 D-Destwoy t-thou t-them, O-O God; wet t-them faww by theiw own counsews; +cast t-them out in t-the muwtitude of theiw twansgwessions; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have +webewwed against thee. + +5:11 But wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that put theiw t-twust in thee wejoice: wet t-them +e-evew shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy, because t-thou defendest (=`ω´=) t-them: wet t-them awso that +wove thy nyame be joyfuw in thee. + +5:12 Fow thou, WOWD, wiwt bwess t-the w-wighteous; with favouw wiwt t-thou +compass him as with a shiewd. + + + +6-6:1 O-O WOWD, webuke m-me nyot in thinye angew, nyeithew chasten m-me in thy +hot dispweasuwe. + +6:2 H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am weak: O-O WOWD, heaw m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bonyes awe vexed. + +6:3 My souw is awso sowe v-vexed: but thou, O-O WOWD, how wong? + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Wetuwn, O-O WOWD, d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: oh s-save m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy m-mewcies' sake. + +6:5 Fow in death (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo w-wemembwance of t-thee: in t-the gwave who +shaww g-give thee thanks? + +6:6 I am weawy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwoanying; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight make I o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed to swim; +I w-watew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couch with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teaws. + +6:7 M-Minye eye is consumed because of gwief; it waxeth o-owd because of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye enyemies. + +6:8 Depawt fwom me, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye wowkews of inyiquity; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath +heawd t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-weeping. + +6:9 The WOWD hath heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication; t-the WOWD wiww weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +p-pwayew. + +6:10 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye enyemies be a-ashamed and sowe v-vexed: wet t-them (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +and be a-ashamed suddenwy. + + + +7:1 O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, in thee (^-^*)/ d-do I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust: s-save m-me fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them +that pewsecute me, and d-dewivew me: + +7:2 West he teaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw w-wike a wion, wending it in p-pieces, whiwe +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to dewivew. + +7-7:3 O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, If I have donye this; if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be i-inyiquity in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hands; + +7:4 If I have wewawded eviw u-unto him that w-was a-at peace with m-me; (yea, +I have dewivewed him that without c-cause is minye enyemy:) + +7:5 Wet t-the enyemy pewsecute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, and o(>ω<)o t-take it; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet him twead +down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife upon t-the eawth, and way minye honyouw in t-the dust. Sewah. + +7:6 Awise, O-O WOWD, in thinye angew, wift up t-thysewf because of t-the wage +of minye e-enyemies: and awake (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to t-the j-judgment that t-thou hast +c-commanded. + +7-7:7 S-So shaww t-the c-congwegation of t-the peopwe compass thee about: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw sakes thewefowe (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn t-thou on high. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 The WOWD shaww j-judge t-the peopwe: j-judge me, O-O WOWD, a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wighteousnyess, and a-accowding to minye :33 i-integwity that is in me. + +7:9 O-Oh wet t-the w-wickednyess of t-the wicked come to an end; but estabwish +t-the just: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wighteous God twieth t-the (x_x)V h-heawts and weins. + +7:10 My defence is of G-God, which saveth t-the upwight in heawt. + +7:11 God j-judgeth t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and God is angwy with t-the wicked {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +d-day. + +7:12 If he tuwn nyot, he wiww (=^･ω･^=) *hugs tightly* w-whet his swowd; he hath b-bent his b-bow, and +m-made it weady. + +7:13 He hath awso pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him t-the instwuments of death; he +owdainyeth his awwows against t-the pewsecutows. + +7:14 Behowd, he t-twavaiweth with inyiquity, and hath ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived m-mischief, +and b-bwought fowth f-fawsehood. + +7:15 He m-made a pit, and digged it, and is f-fawwen into t-the ditch which +he made. + +7:16 His mischief shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn upon his own head, and his viowent +deawing shaww come down upon his own pate. + +7:17 I wiww pwaise t-the WOWD a-accowding to his wighteousnyess: and wiww +sing pwaise to t-the nyame of t-the WOWD most high. + + + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 O-O WOWD, ouw W-Wowd, how excewwent is thy nyame in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the e-eawth! who +hast s-set thy gwowy a-above t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +8-8:2 Out of t-the mouth of babes and suckwings hast t-thou o-owdainyed +stwength because of thinye >_> e-enyemies, that t-thou mightest stiww t-the enyemy +and t-the avengew. + +8:3 When I considew thy (^ω~) h-heavens, t-the wowk of thy fingews, t-the moon and +t-the s-staws, which t-thou hast owdainyed; + +8:4 What is ^.^ m-man, that t-thou awt mindfuw of h-him? and t-the son of ^.^ m-man, +that t-thou visitest h-him? + +8-8:5 Fow t-thou hast m-made him a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-wowew than t-the a-angews, and hast +c-cwownyed him with gwowy and honyouw. + +8:6 T-Thou madest him to have dominyion o-ovew t-the wowks of thy hands; t-thou +hast put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things undew his feet: + +8:7 Aww sheep and oxen, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd; + +8:8 The foww of t-the aiw, and t-the fish of t-the sea, and whatsoevew +passeth thwough t-the paths of t-the seas. + +8:9 O-O WOWD ouw W-Wowd, how excewwent is thy nyame in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the e-eawth! + + +9:1 I wiww pwaise thee, O-O WOWD, with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt; I wiww s-shew fowth +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy mawvewwous wowks. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 I wiww be gwad and wejoice in t-thee: I wiww sing pwaise to thy +nyame, O-O t-thou most High. + +9:3 When minye enyemies awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, they shaww faww and pewish a-at +thy pwesence. + +9:4 Fow t-thou hast maintainyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause; t-thou satest in t-the +t-thwonye j-judging wight. + +9:5 T-Thou hast webuked t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, t-thou hast destwoyed t-the w-wicked, +t-thou hast put out theiw nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +9:6 O-O t-thou enyemy, d-destwuctions awe come to a pewpetuaw end: and t-thou +hast destwoyed cities; theiw memowiaw is pewished with them. + +9:7 But t-the WOWD shaww e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: he hath pwepawed his t-thwonye +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow judgment. + +9:8 And he shaww j-judge t-the wowwd in wighteousnyess, he shaww m-minyistew +j-judgment to t-the peopwe in upwightnyess. + +9:9 The WOWD awso wiww be a wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the oppwessed, a wefuge in +times of twoubwe. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And they that knyow thy nyame wiww put theiw t-twust in t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thou, WOWD, hast nyot fowsaken t-them that seek thee. + +9-9:11 Sing p-pwaises to t-the WOWD, which d-dwewweth in Z-Zion: decwawe among +t-the peopwe his doings. + +9:12 When he m-maketh inquisition (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwood, he w-wemembeweth (=`ω´=) t-them: he +f-fowgetteth nyot t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the humbwe. + +9:13 H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me, O-O WOWD; considew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe which I s-suffew of +t-them that hate me, t-thou that wiftest m-me up fwom t-the gates of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: + +9-9:14 That I may s-shew fowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy pwaise in t-the gates of t-the daughtew +of Z-Zion: I wiww wejoice in thy s-sawvation. + +9:15 The heathen awe sunk down in t-the p-pit that they made: in t-the nyet +which they hid is theiw own foot taken. + +9:16 The WOWD is knyown by t-the j-judgment which he executeth: t-the wicked +is snyawed in t-the wowk of his own hands. Higgaion. Sewah. + +9:17 The wicked shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into heww, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations that +fowget God. + +9:18 Fow t-the nyeedy shaww nyot awway be fowgotten: t-the expectation of +t-the poow shaww nyot pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +9:19 Awise, O-O WOWD; wet nyot man pwevaiw: wet t-the heathen be judged in +thy sight. + +9:20 Put t-them in feaw, O-O WOWD: that t-the nyations may knyow themsewves to +be but m-men. Sewah. + + + +10:1 Why standest t-thou afaw off, O-O WOWD? why hidest t-thou t-thysewf in +times of t-twoubwe? + +1-10:2 The wicked in his pwide doth pewsecute t-the poow: wet t-them be +taken in t-the devices that they have imaginyed. + +10:3 Fow t-the wicked boasteth of his h-heawt's desiwe, and bwesseth t-the +c-covetous, whom t-the WOWD a-abhowweth. + +10:4 The w-wicked, thwough t-the pwide of his countenyance, wiww nyot seek +aftew G-God: God is nyot in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his thoughts. + +1-10:5 His ways awe awways gwievous; thy judgments awe faw a-above out of +his sight: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his >_> e-enyemies, he puffeth a-at them. + +10:6 He hath said in his heawt, I shaww nyot be moved: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I shaww +nyevew be in advewsity. + +10:7 His mouth is f-fuww of c-cuwsing and d-deceit and fwaud: undew his +tongue is mischief and vanyity. + +10:8 He sitteth in t-the wuwking pwaces of t-the viwwages: in t-the secwet +pwaces doth he muwdew t-the innyocent: his eyes awe pwiviwy s-set against +t-the poow. + +10:9 He wieth in wait secwetwy as a w-wion in his den: he wieth in wait +to catch t-the poow: he doth catch t-the poow, when he dwaweth him into +his nyet. + +10:10 He cwoucheth, and humbweth himsewf, that t-the poow may faww by +his stwong onyes. + +1-10:11 He hath said in his heawt, God hath fowgotten: he h-hideth his +face; he wiww nyevew s-see it. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Awise, O-O WOWD; O-O G-God, wift up thinye hand: fowget nyot t-the humbwe. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Whewefowe doth t-the wicked c-contemn God? he hath said in his +heawt, T-Thou wiwt nyot wequiwe it. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 T-Thou hast s-seen it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou behowdest mischief and spite, to +wequite it with thy hand: t-the poow committeth himsewf u-unto thee; t-thou +awt t-the hewpew of t-the fathewwess. + +10:15 Bweak t-thou t-the a-awm of t-the wicked and t-the eviw man: seek out his +w-wickednyess tiww t-thou f-find n-nyonye. + +1-10:16 The WOWD is King (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: t-the heathen awe pewished out +of his wand. + +1-10:17 WOWD, t-thou hast heawd t-the d-desiwe of t-the h-humbwe: t-thou wiwt +p-pwepawe theiw heawt, t-thou wiwt c-cause thinye eaw to heaw: + +10:18 To j-judge t-the fathewwess and t-the oppwessed, that t-the man of t-the +eawth may nyo mowe oppwess. + + + +11:1 In t-the WOWD put I o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust: how say ye to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, Fwee as a biwd +to youw mountain? + +11:2 Fow, wo, t-the wicked bend theiw b-bow, they make weady theiw awwow +upon t-the stwing, that they may pwiviwy shoot a-at t-the upwight in heawt. + +11:3 If t-the foundations be destwoyed, what c-can t-the wighteous do? + +11:4 The WOWD is in his h-howy t-tempwe, t-the WOWD's t-thwonye is in heaven: +his eyes b-behowd, his eyewids t-twy, t-the chiwdwen of m-men. + +11:5 The WOWD twieth t-the w-wighteous: but t-the wicked and him that woveth +viowence his souw hateth. + +11:6 Upon t-the wicked he shaww wain snyawes, fiwe and b-bwimstonye, and an +howwibwe tempest: this shaww be t-the powtion of theiw cup. + +11:7 Fow t-the wighteous WOWD woveth wighteousnyess; his c-countenyance doth +(x_x)V b-behowd t-the upwight. + + + +12:1 Hewp, WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the g-godwy man ceaseth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faithfuw faiw fwom +among t-the chiwdwen of m-men. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 They speak vanyity {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with his nyeighbouw: with fwattewing +w-wips and with a d-doubwe heawt (^-^*)/ d-do they s-speak. + +12:3 The WOWD shaww cut off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwattewing wips, and t-the tongue that +s-speaketh pwoud things: + +12:4 Who have said, With ouw tongue wiww we pwevaiw; ouw w-wips awe ouw +own: who is wowd o-ovew us? + +1-12:5 Fow t-the oppwession of t-the poow, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sighing of t-the nyeedy, nyow +wiww I a-awise, saith t-the WOWD; I wiww s-set him in safety fwom him that +puffeth a-at h-him. + +12:6 The w-wowds of t-the WOWD awe puwe wowds: as s-siwvew twied in a +fuwnyace of eawth, puwified seven times. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 T-Thou shawt keep t-them, O-O WOWD, t-thou shawt pwesewve t-them fwom this +genyewation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +12:8 The wicked wawk on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, when t-the viwest men awe (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + + + +13:1 How wong wiwt t-thou fowget me, O-O WOWD? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? how wong wiwt +t-thou hide thy f-face fwom m-me? + +13:2 How wong shaww I o(>ω<)o t-take counsew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, h-having sowwow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +heawt daiwy? how wong shaww minye enyemy be exawted o-ovew m-me? + +13:3 Considew and h-heaw me, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: wighten minye eyes, west I +(o´∀`o) s-sweep t-the (o´∀`o) s-sweep of death; + +13:4 West minye enyemy say, I have p-pwevaiwed against h-him; and those that +twoubwe m-me wejoice when I am moved. + +13:5 But I have twusted in thy m-mewcy; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt shaww wejoice in thy +s-sawvation. + +13:6 I wiww sing u-unto t-the WOWD, because he hath d-deawt bountifuwwy with +me. + + + +14:1 The foow hath said in his heawt, Thewe is nyo God. They awe +cowwupt, they have donye abominyabwe wowks, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doeth +good. + +14:2 The WOWD wooked down fwom heaven upon t-the chiwdwen of men, to s-see +if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe any that did undewstand, and seek God. + +14:3 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gonye aside, they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww togethew become f-fiwthy: +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doeth g-good, nyo, nyot onye. + +14:4 H-Have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity nyo k-knyowwedge? who e-eat up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe as they e-eat bwead, and caww nyot upon t-the WOWD. + +1-14:5 Thewe wewe they in gweat feaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is in t-the genyewation of +t-the wighteous. + +14:6 Ye have (O.O) *looks at you* s-shamed t-the counsew of t-the poow, because t-the WOWD is his +wefuge. + +14:7 O-Oh that t-the sawvation of Iswaew wewe come out of Z-Zion! when t-the +WOWD bwingeth back t-the captivity of his p-peopwe, J-Jacob shaww wejoice, +and Iswaew shaww be g-gwad. + + + +15:1 W-Wowd, who shaww abide in thy tabewnyacwe? who shaww dweww in thy +h-howy (=^･ｪ･^=) h-hiww? + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 He that w-wawketh upwightwy, and w-wowketh wighteousnyess, and +s-speaketh t-the twuth in his heawt. + +1-15:3 He that backbiteth nyot with his tongue, (=`ω´=) n-nyow doeth eviw to his +nyeighbouw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow taketh up a wepwoach against his nyeighbouw. + +:3 1-15:4 In whose eyes a viwe pewson is contemnyed; but he honyouweth t-them +that f-feaw t-the WOWD. He that s-sweaweth to his own huwt, and c-changeth +n-nyot. + +1-15:5 He that putteth nyot out his monyey to usuwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow taketh wewawd +against t-the innyocent. He that doeth these things shaww nyevew be moved. + + + +16:1 Pwesewve me, O-O G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in thee (^-^*)/ d-do I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust. + +16:2 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, t-thou hast said u-unto t-the WOWD, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +goodnyess extendeth nyot to thee; + +16:3 But to t-the saints that awe in t-the eawth, and to t-the e-excewwent, in +whom is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewight. + +16:4 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw sowwows shaww be m-muwtipwied that hasten aftew anyothew god: +theiw dwink offewings of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wiww I nyot offew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(>ω<)o t-take up theiw +nyames into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips. + +16:5 The WOWD is t-the powtion of minye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cup: t-thou +maintainyest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wot. + +1-16:6 The winyes awe f-fawwen u-unto m-me in pweasant (*^‿^*) p-pwaces; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I have a +goodwy hewitage. + +16:7 I wiww bwess t-the WOWD, who hath given m-me counsew: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins awso +(=`ω´=) i-instwuct m-me in t-the nyight s-seasons. + +16:8 I have s-set t-the WOWD awways befowe me: because he is a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight +hand, I shaww nyot be moved. + +1-16:9 Thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is g-gwad, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy wejoiceth: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh awso +shaww w-west in hope. + +1-16:10 Fow t-thou wiwt nyot weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw in h-heww; nyeithew wiwt t-thou +s-suffew thinye Howy Onye to s-see cowwuption. + +16:11 T-Thou wiwt s-shew m-me t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of wife: in thy pwesence is fuwnyess +of j-joy; a-at thy wight hand (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe pweasuwes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + + + +17:1 Heaw t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, O-O WOWD, a-attend u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy, g-give eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pwayew, that goeth nyot out of feignyed w-wips. + +17:2 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sentence come fowth fwom thy pwesence; wet thinye eyes +(x_x)V b-behowd t-the things that awe e-equaw. + +17:3 T-Thou hast pwoved minye heawt; t-thou hast v-visited m-me in t-the nyight; +t-thou hast twied me, and shawt f-find nyothing; I am p-puwposed that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mouth shaww nyot twansgwess. + +17:4 Concewnying t-the wowks of men, by t-the wowd of thy w-wips I have kept +m-me fwom t-the paths of t-the destwoyew. + +17:5 Howd up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goings in thy (´ ω `♡) p-paths, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my footsteps s-swip n-nyot. + +17:6 I have cawwed upon thee, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wiwt h-heaw me, O-O G-God: i-incwinye +thinye eaw u-unto me, and h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech. + +17:7 Shew thy mawvewwous wovingkindnyess, O-O t-thou that s-savest by thy +wight hand t-them which put theiw t-twust in thee fwom those that (☆ω☆) w-wise up +against them. + +1-17:8 Keep m-me as t-the appwe of t-the eye, hide m-me undew t-the shadow of thy +w-wings, + +17:9 Fwom t-the wicked that o(>ω<)o o-oppwess me, fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my deadwy >_> e-enyemies, who +compass m-me about. + +17:10 They awe incwosed in theiw own fat: with theiw mouth they speak +pwoudwy. + +17:11 They have nyow compassed us in ouw steps: they have s-set theiw +eyes bowing down to t-the eawth; + +17:12 Wike as a w-wion that is gweedy of his pwey, and as it wewe a +young w-wion wuwking in secwet pwaces. + +17:13 Awise, O-O WOWD, disappoint him, cast him down: d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw +fwom t-the w-wicked, which is thy (--_--) s-swowd: + +17:14 Fwom men which awe thy hand, O-O WOWD, fwom men of t-the wowwd, +which have theiw powtion in this w-wife, and whose bewwy t-thou fiwwest +with thy hid tweasuwe: they awe f-fuww of c-chiwdwen, and weave t-the w-west +of theiw s-substance to theiw babes. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I wiww (x_x)V b-behowd thy f-face in wighteousnyess: I shaww be +satisfied, when I awake, with thy wikenyess. + + + +18:1 I wiww wove thee, O-O WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-stwength. + +18:2 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewivewew; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, in whom I wiww twust; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my buckwew, and t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sawvation, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my high t-towew. + +18:3 I wiww caww upon t-the WOWD, who is wowthy to be pwaised: so shaww +I be saved fwom minye enyemies. + +18:4 The sowwows of death compassed me, and t-the fwoods of ungodwy men +m-made m-me afwaid. + +18:5 The sowwows of heww compassed m-me about: t-the snyawes of death +pwevented me. + +18:6 In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-distwess I cawwed upon t-the WOWD, and cwied u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: he +heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice out of his t-tempwe, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy came befowe him, even +into his eaws. + +18:7 T-Then t-the eawth shook and twembwed; t-the foundations awso of t-the +hiwws moved and wewe s-shaken, because he w-was w-wwoth. + +18:8 Thewe went up a smoke out of his n-nyostwiws, and fiwe out of his +mouth devouwed: coaws wewe kindwed by it. + +18:9 He b-bowed t-the h-heavens awso, and came down: and dawknyess w-was undew +his feet. + +18:10 And he w-wode upon a chewub, and did fwy: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he did fwy upon t-the +w-wings of t-the wind. + +1-18:11 He m-made dawknyess his secwet pwace; his paviwion (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him +wewe dawk watews and thick cwouds of t-the skies. + +18:12 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the bwightnyess that w-was befowe him his thick cwouds passed, +haiw s-stonyes and coaws of fiwe. + +18:13 The WOWD awso thundewed in t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and t-the Highest gave his +v-voice; haiw s-stonyes and coaws of fiwe. + +18:14 Yea, he sent out his a-awwows, and scattewed t-them; and he shot out +wightnyings, and discomfited them. + +18:15 T-Then t-the channyews of watews wewe seen, and t-the foundations of +t-the wowwd wewe d-discovewed a-at thy webuke, O-O WOWD, a-at t-the bwast of t-the +bweath of thy nyostwiws. + +18:16 He sent fwom above, he took me, he dwew m-me out of many watews. + +18:17 He dewivewed m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwong enyemy, and fwom t-them which hated +me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +18:18 They pwevented m-me in t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cawamity: but t-the WOWD w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +stay. + +18:19 He b-bwought m-me fowth awso into a wawge pwace; he dewivewed me, +because he dewighted in me. + +18:20 The WOWD wewawded m-me a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess; a-accowding to +t-the cweannyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands hath he >_< w-wecompensed me. + +1-18:21 Fow I have kept t-the ways of t-the WOWD, and have nyot wickedwy +depawted fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +18:22 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his judgments wewe befowe me, and I did nyot put away his +s-statutes fwom me. + +1-18:23 I w-was awso upwight befowe him, and I kept mysewf fwom minye +inyiquity. + +18:24 Thewefowe hath t-the WOWD >_< w-wecompensed m-me a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wighteousnyess, a-accowding to t-the cweannyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands in his eyesight. + +18:25 With t-the m-mewcifuw t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) m-mewcifuw; with an +upwight man t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf upwight; + +18:26 With t-the puwe t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf puwe; and with t-the fwowawd +t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf fwowawd. + +18:27 Fow t-thou wiwt s-save t-the affwicted peopwe; but wiwt bwing down +high w-wooks. + +18:28 Fow t-thou wiwt wight o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my candwe: t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God wiww e-enwighten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +dawknyess. + +18:29 Fow by thee I have w-wun thwough a twoop; and by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God have I +w-weaped o-ovew a waww. + +18:30 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-God, his w-way is pewfect: t-the wowd of t-the WOWD is twied: +he is a buckwew to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that t-twust in h-him. + +18:31 Fow who is God s-save t-the WOWD? ow who is a w-wock s-save ouw God? + +(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 I-It is God that giwdeth m-me with stwength, and m-maketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way +p-pewfect. + +(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 He m-maketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet w-wike \(★ω★)/ h-hinds' feet, and setteth m-me upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my high +pwaces. + +1-18:34 He t-teacheth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands to waw, so that a bow of steew is bwoken by +minye awms. + +18:35 T-Thou hast awso given m-me t-the shiewd of thy sawvation: and thy +wight hand hath howden m-me up, and thy g-gentwenyess hath m-made m-me g-gweat. + +1-18:36 T-Thou hast e-enwawged o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps undew me, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet did nyot s-swip. + +18:37 I have puwsued minye >_> e-enyemies, and ovewtaken (=`ω´=) t-them: nyeithew did I +tuwn again tiww they wewe consumed. + +18:38 I have w-wounded t-them that they wewe nyot abwe to wise: they awe +f-fawwen undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. + +18:39 Fow t-thou hast giwded m-me with stwength u-unto t-the |･ω･) b-battwe: t-thou hast +subdued undew m-me those that w-wose up against me. + +18:40 T-Thou hast awso given m-me t-the nyecks of minye enyemies; that I m-might +d-destwoy t-them that hate me. + +18:41 They cwied, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to s-save (=`ω´=) t-them: even u-unto t-the WOWD, +but he answewed t-them n-nyot. + +18:42 T-Then did I beat t-them smaww as t-the dust befowe t-the wind: I did +cast t-them out as t-the d-diwt in t-the stweets. + +18:43 T-Thou hast dewivewed m-me fwom t-the stwivings of t-the peopwe; and +t-thou hast m-made m-me t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the heathen: a peopwe whom I have nyot +knyown shaww sewve me. + +18:44 As soon as they h-heaw of me, they shaww obey me: t-the stwangews +shaww submit themsewves u-unto me. + +18:45 The stwangews shaww fade away, and be afwaid out of theiw cwose +pwaces. + +1-18:46 The WOWD wiveth; and bwessed be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock; and wet t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sawvation be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +18:47 I-It is God that avengeth me, and subdueth t-the peopwe undew me. + +18:48 He dewiveweth m-me fwom minye e-enyemies: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou wiftest m-me up +a-above those that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against me: t-thou hast dewivewed m-me fwom t-the +viowent m-man. + +18:49 Thewefowe wiww I g-give thanks u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, among t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and sing p-pwaises u-unto thy nyame. + +18:50 Gweat dewivewance giveth he to his king; and sheweth (´-ω-`) m-mewcy to +his anyointed, to D-David, and to his seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + + + +19:1 The h-heavens decwawe t-the gwowy of God; and t-the fiwmament sheweth +his handywowk. + +19:2 :33 D-Day u-unto day utteweth s-speech, and nyight u-unto nyight sheweth +knyowwedge. + +19:3 Thewe is nyo speech (=`ω´=) n-nyow wanguage, whewe theiw voice is nyot h-heawd. + +19:4 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw winye is gonye out thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, and theiw w-wowds to +t-the end of t-the wowwd. In t-them hath he s-set a tabewnyacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sun, + +19:5 W-Which is as a bwidegwoom coming out of his chambew, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth +as a stwong man to w-wun a wace. + +1-19:6 His g-going fowth is fwom t-the end of t-the heaven, and his c-ciwcuit +u-unto t-the ends of i-it: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing hid fwom t-the heat t-theweof. + +19:7 The (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD is p-pewfect, convewting t-the souw: t-the +t-testimony of t-the WOWD is suwe, making wise t-the simpwe. + +19:8 The s-statutes of t-the WOWD awe (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, w-wejoicing t-the (*°▽°*) h-heawt: t-the +commandment of t-the WOWD is puwe, enwightenying t-the eyes. + +19:9 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is cwean, enduwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: t-the judgments +of t-the WOWD awe twue and wighteous awtogethew. + +19:10 Mowe to be desiwed awe they than gowd, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, than m-much finye gowd: +sweetew awso than honyey and t-the h-honyeycomb. + +1-19:11 Moweovew by t-them is thy sewvant wawnyed: and in keeping of t-them +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is gweat wewawd. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 Who c-can undewstand his ewwows? cweanse t-thou m-me fwom secwet +fauwts. + +19:13 Keep back thy sewvant awso fwom pwesumptuous sins; wet t-them nyot +have dominyion o-ovew me: t-then shaww I be upwight, and I shaww be +innyocent fwom t-the gweat twansgwession. + +19:14 Wet t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and t-the meditation of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, be +acceptabwe in thy s-sight, O-O WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wedeemew. + + + +20:1 The WOWD h-heaw thee in t-the day of twoubwe; t-the nyame of t-the God of +J-Jacob d-defend thee; + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 Send thee hewp fwom t-the s-sanctuawy, and stwengthen thee out of +Zion; + +20:3 Wemembew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy offewings, and a-accept thy buwnt sacwifice; +Sewah. + +20:4 G-Gwant thee a-accowding to thinye own heawt, and fuwfiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +counsew. + +20:5 We wiww wejoice in thy sawvation, and in t-the nyame of ouw God we +wiww s-set up ouw bannyews: t-the WOWD fuwfiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy petitions. + +20:6 Nyow knyow I that t-the WOWD saveth his ต(=ω=)ต a-anyointed; he wiww h-heaw him +fwom his h-howy heaven with t-the saving stwength of his wight ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Some t-twust in c-chawiots, and s-some in howses: but we wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew +t-the nyame of t-the WOWD ouw God. + +20:8 They awe b-bwought down and f-fawwen: but we awe wisen, and stand +upwight. + +20:9 Save, WOWD: wet t-the king h-heaw us when we caww. + + + +21:1 The king shaww joy in thy stwength, O-O WOWD; and in thy sawvation +how gweatwy shaww he w-wejoice! + +21:2 T-Thou hast given him his h-heawt's desiwe, and hast nyot withhowden +t-the wequest of his w-wips. Sewah. + +21:3 Fow t-thou p-pweventest him with t-the b-bwessings of goodnyess: t-thou +settest a cwown of puwe gowd on his head. + +21:4 He asked wife of thee, and t-thou gavest it him, even wength of +days (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +21:5 His gwowy is gweat in thy sawvation: honyouw and m-majesty hast t-thou +w-waid upon h-him. + +2-21:6 Fow t-thou hast m-made him most bwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: t-thou hast m-made him +exceeding gwad with thy c-countenyance. + +21:7 Fow t-the king t-twusteth in t-the WOWD, and thwough t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of t-the +most High he shaww nyot be moved. + +21:8 T-Thinye hand shaww f-find out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye e-enyemies: thy wight hand shaww +f-find out those that hate thee. + +21:9 T-Thou shawt make t-them as a fiewy oven in t-the time of thinye angew: +t-the WOWD shaww swawwow t-them up in his wwath, and t-the fiwe shaww devouw +them. + +21:10 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw fwuit shawt t-thou d-destwoy fwom t-the eawth, and theiw seed +fwom among t-the chiwdwen of m-men. + +21:11 Fow they intended eviw against t-thee: they imaginyed a mischievous +device, which they awe nyot abwe to pewfowm. + +21:12 Thewefowe shawt t-thou make t-them tuwn theiw b-back, when t-thou shawt +make weady thinye awwows upon thy stwings against t-the f-face of them. + +2-21:13 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou exawted, WOWD, in thinye own stwength: so wiww we sing +and pwaise thy powew. + + + +22:1 My G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, why hast t-thou fowsaken m-me? why awt t-thou so faw +fwom h-hewping me, and fwom t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (O_O;) w-woawing? + +2-22:2 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in t-the day time, but t-thou heawest n-nyot; and in t-the +nyight season, and am nyot s-siwent. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 But t-thou awt howy, O-O t-thou that i-inhabitest t-the p-pwaises of Iswaew. + +22:4 O-Ouw f-fathews twusted in t-thee: they t-twusted, and t-thou didst d-dewivew +them. + +2-22:5 They cwied u-unto thee, and wewe dewivewed: they twusted in thee, +and wewe nyot confounded. + +22:6 But I am a wowm, and nyo man; a wepwoach of men, and (>_<) d-despised of +t-the peopwe. + +22:7 Aww they that s-see m-me waugh m-me to s-scown: they shoot out t-the w-wip, +they s-shake t-the head, s-saying, + +22:8 He twusted on t-the WOWD that he w-wouwd d-dewivew him: wet him d-dewivew +him, seeing he dewighted in h-him. + +22:9 But t-thou awt he that took m-me out of t-the womb: t-thou didst make m-me +hope when I w-was upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bweasts. + +22:10 I w-was cast upon thee fwom t-the womb: t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's b-bewwy. + +22:11 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot faw fwom m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow twoubwe is n-nyeaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to +hewp. + +22:12 Many buwws have compassed me: stwong buwws of Bashan have b-beset +m-me wound. + +22:13 They gaped upon m-me with theiw m-mouths, as a wavenying and a +woawing wion. + +22:14 I am pouwed out w-wike watew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes awe out of joint: +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is w-wike wax; it is mewted in t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bowews. + +22:15 My stwength is dwied up w-wike a ~(>_<~) p-potshewd; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue cweaveth +to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jaws; and t-thou hast b-bwought m-me into t-the dust of death. + +22:16 Fow dogs have compassed me: t-the assembwy of t-the wicked have +incwosed me: they piewced o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 I may teww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bonyes: they wook and stawe upon me. + +22:18 They pawt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawments among t-them, and cast wots upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vestuwe. + +22:19 But be nyot t-thou faw fwom me, O-O WOWD: O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, haste thee +to hewp me. + +22:20 D-Dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom t-the swowd; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dawwing fwom t-the p-powew of t-the +dog. + +22:21 Save m-me fwom t-the wion's m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast heawd m-me fwom t-the +howns of t-the unyicowns. + +2-22:22 I wiww decwawe thy nyame u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwethwen: in t-the m-midst of t-the +c-congwegation wiww I pwaise thee. + +22:23 Ye that f-feaw t-the WOWD, pwaise h-him; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye t-the seed of Jacob, +gwowify h-him; and f-feaw him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye t-the seed of Iswaew. + +22:24 Fow he hath nyot (>_<) d-despised (=`ω´=) n-nyow a-abhowwed t-the affwiction of t-the +affwicted; nyeithew hath he hid his f-face fwom h-him; but when he cwied +u-unto him, he h-heawd. + +22:25 My pwaise shaww be of thee in t-the gweat (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: I wiww pay +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows befowe t-them that f-feaw h-him. + +22:26 The meek shaww e-eat and be satisfied: they shaww pwaise t-the WOWD +that seek him: youw heawt shaww wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +22:27 Aww t-the ends of t-the wowwd shaww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew and tuwn u-unto t-the WOWD: +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kindweds of t-the nyations shaww w-wowship befowe thee. + +22:28 Fow t-the kingdom is t-the WOWD's: and he is t-the govewnyow among t-the +nyations. + +22:29 Aww they that be fat upon eawth shaww e-eat and wowship: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they +that go down to t-the dust shaww bow befowe him: and nyonye c-can keep a-awive +his own souw. + +22:30 A-A seed shaww sewve h-him; it shaww be a-accounted to t-the Wowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +genyewation. + +22:31 They shaww come, and shaww decwawe his wighteousnyess u-unto a +peopwe that shaww be b-bown, that he hath donye this. + + + +23:1 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my :33 s-shephewd; I shaww nyot want. + +23:2 He m-maketh m-me to w-wie down in gween (✧∀✧)/ *shuffles closer* p-pastuwes: he weadeth m-me beside +t-the stiww watews. + +23:3 He w-westoweth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: he weadeth m-me in t-the paths of wighteousnyess +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame's sake. + +23:4 Yea, t-though I wawk thwough t-the vawwey of t-the shadow of d-death, I +wiww f-feaw nyo eviw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt with m-me; thy wod and thy s-staff they +comfowt me. + +23:5 T-Thou pwepawest a tabwe befowe m-me in t-the pwesence of minye e-enyemies: +t-thou a-anyointest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with oiw; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cup w-wunnyeth ovew. + +23:6 S-Suwewy goodnyess and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww fowwow m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wife: and I wiww dweww in t-the house of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + + + +2-24:1 The eawth is t-the WOWD's, and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof; t-the wowwd, and +they that dweww thewein. + +24:2 Fow he hath founded it upon t-the seas, and estabwished it upon t-the +f-fwoods. + +24:3 Who shaww ascend into t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of t-the WOWD? ow who shaww stand in +his h-howy pwace? + +2-24:4 He that hath cwean hands, and a puwe heawt; who hath nyot w-wifted +up his souw u-unto v-vanyity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow swown deceitfuwwy. + +24:5 He shaww weceive t-the bwessing fwom t-the WOWD, and wighteousnyess +fwom t-the God of his s-sawvation. + +24:6 This is t-the genyewation of t-them that seek him, that seek thy face, +O-O Jacob. Sewah. + +24:7 W-Wift up youw heads, O-O ye gates; and be ye wift up, ye evewwasting +doows; and t-the King of gwowy shaww come in. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 Who is this King of gwowy? The WOWD stwong and mighty, t-the WOWD +mighty in battwe. + +24:9 W-Wift up youw heads, O-O ye gates; even wift t-them up, ye evewwasting +doows; and t-the King of gwowy shaww come in. + +24:10 Who is this King of gwowy? The WOWD of hosts, he is t-the King of +gwowy. Sewah. + + + +2-25:1 Unto thee, O-O WOWD, (^-^*)/ d-do I wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +25:2 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I t-twust in t-thee: wet m-me nyot be a-ashamed, wet nyot minye +enyemies t-twiumph o-ovew me. + +25:3 Yea, wet nyonye that wait on thee be ashamed: wet t-them be a-ashamed +which twansgwess without cause. + +25:4 Shew m-me thy ways, O-O WOWD; t-teach m-me thy paths. + +25:5 Wead m-me in thy twuth, and t-teach me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sawvation; on thee (^-^*)/ d-do I wait (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-day. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 Wemembew, O-O WOWD, thy tendew mewcies and thy w-wovingkindnyesses; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have b-been e-evew of owd. + +25:7 Wemembew nyot t-the s-sins of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions: +a-accowding to thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-thou m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy goodnyess' sake, O-O +WOWD. + +25:8 Good and upwight is t-the WOWD: thewefowe wiww he t-teach sinnyews in +t-the way. + +25:9 The meek wiww he guide in judgment: and t-the meek wiww he t-teach +his way. + +25:10 Aww t-the paths of t-the WOWD awe (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth u-unto such as keep +his c-covenyant and his testimonyies. + +25:11 Fow thy nyame's sake, O-O WOWD, pawdon minye inyiquity; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is +g-gweat. + +25:12 What man is he that feaweth t-the WOWD? him shaww he t-teach in t-the +w-way that he shaww choose. + +25:13 His souw shaww dweww a-at ease; and his seed shaww i-inhewit t-the +eawth. + +25:14 The secwet of t-the WOWD is with t-them that f-feaw h-him; and he wiww +s-shew t-them his covenyant. + +25:15 M-Minye eyes awe e-evew towawd t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww pwuck o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet +out of t-the nyet. + +25:16 T-Tuwn thee u-unto me, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am desowate and +affwicted. + +2-25:17 The twoubwes of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt awe enwawged: O-O bwing t-thou m-me out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +distwesses. + +25:18 Wook upon minye affwiction and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pain; and fowgive (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sins. + +25:19 Considew minye enyemies; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe many; and they hate m-me with +cwuew h-hatwed. + +25:20 O-O keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, and d-dewivew me: wet m-me nyot be ashamed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I put +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-twust in thee. + +25:21 Wet :33 i-integwity and upwightnyess pwesewve m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wait on thee. + +25:22 W-Wedeem I-Iswaew, O-O G-God, out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his t-twoubwes. + + + +26:1 Judge me, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have wawked in minye integwity: I have +twusted awso in t-the WOWD; thewefowe I shaww nyot swide. + +26:2 Examinye me, O-O WOWD, and pwove m-me; twy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. + +26:3 Fow thy wovingkindnyess is befowe minye eyes: and I have wawked in +thy twuth. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 I have nyot sat with vain p-pewsons, nyeithew wiww I go in with +dissembwews. + +26:5 I have hated t-the c-congwegation of eviw doews; and wiww nyot sit +with t-the wicked. + +26:6 I wiww w-wash minye h-hands in innyocency: so wiww I compass thinye +awtaw, O-O WOWD: + +26:7 That I may pubwish with t-the voice of thanksgiving, and teww of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wondwous wowks. + +26:8 WOWD, I have woved t-the h-habitation of thy h-house, and t-the pwace +whewe thinye honyouw (´-ω-`) d-dwewweth. + +26:9 Gathew nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw with sinnyews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife with bwoody m-men: + +26:10 In whose h-hands is m-mischief, and theiw wight hand is f-fuww of +b-bwibes. + +2-26:11 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I wiww wawk in minye integwity: wedeem me, and be +m-mewcifuw u-unto me. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 My foot standeth in an even p-pwace: in t-the congwegations wiww I +bwess t-the WOWD. + + + +2-27:1 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation; whom shaww I feaw? t-the +WOWD is t-the stwength of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife; of whom shaww I be afwaid? + +27:2 When t-the w-wicked, even minye enyemies and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foes, came upon m-me to +e-eat up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, they stumbwed and feww. + +27:3 Though an \(★ω★)/ h-host shouwd e-encamp against me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt shaww nyot feaw: +t-though waw shouwd (☆ω☆) w-wise against me, in this wiww I be confident. + +27:4 Onye t-thing have I desiwed of t-the WOWD, that wiww I seek aftew; +that I may dweww in t-the house of t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, to +(x_x)V b-behowd t-the b-beauty of t-the WOWD, and to enquiwe in his tempwe. + +27:5 Fow in t-the time of twoubwe he shaww hide m-me in his paviwion: in +t-the secwet of his tabewnyacwe shaww he hide m-me; he shaww s-set m-me up upon +a wock. + +2-27:6 And nyow shaww minye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head be w-wifted up a-above minye enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about me: thewefowe wiww I offew in his tabewnyacwe s-sacwifices of j-joy; +I wiww sing, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww sing p-pwaises u-unto t-the WOWD. + +2-27:7 Heaw, O-O WOWD, when I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice: have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy awso upon me, +and answew me. + +27:8 When t-thou saidst, S-Seek ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt said u-unto thee, Thy +face, WOWD, wiww I seek. + +27:9 (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide nyot thy f-face faw fwom m-me; put nyot thy sewvant away in angew: +t-thou hast b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) h-hewp; weave m-me nyot, nyeithew fowsake me, O-O God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sawvation. + +27:10 When o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew fowsake me, t-then t-the WOWD wiww o(>ω<)o t-take +m-me (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +27:11 Teach m-me thy way, O-O WOWD, and wead m-me in a pwain path, because +of minye enyemies. + +2-27:12 D-Dewivew m-me nyot o-ovew u-unto t-the wiww of minye e-enyemies: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fawse +witnyesses awe wisen up against me, and such as bweathe out cwuewty. + +27:13 I h-had fainted, unwess I h-had bewieved to s-see t-the goodnyess of t-the +WOWD in t-the wand of t-the wiving. + +2-27:14 W-Wait on t-the WOWD: be of g-good c-couwage, and he shaww stwengthen +thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: wait, I say, on t-the WOWD. + + + +2-28:1 Unto thee wiww I cwy, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock; be nyot s-siwent to me: w-west, +if t-thou be s-siwent to me, I become w-wike t-them that go down into t-the pit. + +2-28:2 Heaw t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwications, when I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee, when I +wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands towawd thy h-howy owacwe. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Dwaw m-me nyot away with t-the w-wicked, and with t-the wowkews of +inyiquity, which speak peace to theiw nyeighbouws, but mischief is in +theiw heawts. + +^-^ 2-28:4 Give t-them a-accowding to theiw deeds, and a-accowding to t-the +w-wickednyess of theiw endeavouws: g-give t-them aftew t-the wowk of theiw +hands; w-wendew to t-them theiw desewt. + +2-28:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they w-wegawd nyot t-the wowks of t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the o-opewation +of his hands, he shaww d-destwoy t-them, and nyot buiwd t-them (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +28:6 Bwessed be t-the WOWD, because he hath heawd t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +suppwications. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shiewd; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt twusted in him, +and I am hewped: thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt gweatwy wejoiceth; and with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +song wiww I pwaise h-him. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 The WOWD is theiw stwength, and he is t-the saving stwength of his +anyointed. + +28:9 Save thy p-peopwe, and bwess thinye inhewitance: feed t-them awso, and +wift t-them up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + + + +2-29:1 Give u-unto t-the WOWD, O-O ye mighty, g-give u-unto t-the WOWD gwowy and +s-stwength. + +29:2 Give u-unto t-the WOWD t-the gwowy d-due u-unto his nyame; w-wowship t-the WOWD +in t-the b-beauty of howinyess. + +29:3 The voice of t-the WOWD is upon t-the watews: t-the God of gwowy +thundeweth: t-the WOWD is upon many watews. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 The voice of t-the WOWD is powewfuw; t-the voice of t-the WOWD is f-fuww +of m-majesty. + +29:5 The voice of t-the WOWD bweaketh t-the c-cedaws; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the WOWD bweaketh +t-the cedaws of W-Webanyon. + +2-29:6 He m-maketh t-them awso to {{ (>_<) }} s-skip w-wike a cawf; Webanyon and Siwion w-wike +a young unyicown. + +29:7 The voice of t-the WOWD divideth t-the fwames of fiwe. + +29:8 The voice of t-the WOWD shaketh t-the wiwdewnyess; t-the WOWD shaketh +t-the wiwdewnyess of Kadesh. + +29:9 The voice of t-the WOWD m-maketh t-the hinds to cawve, and discoveweth +t-the fowests: and in his tempwe doth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye speak of his gwowy. + +29:10 The WOWD sitteth upon t-the f-fwood; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the WOWD sitteth King (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +29:11 The WOWD wiww g-give stwength u-unto his peopwe; t-the WOWD wiww bwess +his peopwe with p-peace. + + + +30:1 I wiww extow thee, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast w-wifted m-me up, and hast +nyot m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foes to wejoice o-ovew me. + +30:2 O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I cwied u-unto thee, and t-thou hast heawed me. + +30:3 O-O WOWD, t-thou hast b-bwought up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom t-the gwave: t-thou hast +kept m-me awive, that I shouwd nyot go down to t-the pit. + +30:4 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD, O-O ye saints of his, and g-give thanks a-at t-the +w-wemembwance of his howinyess. + +3-30:5 Fow his angew enduweth but a moment; in his favouw is wife: +weeping may e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a nyight, but joy cometh in t-the mownying. + +30:6 And in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwospewity I said, I shaww nyevew be moved. + +30:7 WOWD, by thy favouw t-thou hast m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mountain to stand stwong: +t-thou didst hide thy face, and I w-was twoubwed. + +30:8 I cwied to thee, O-O WOWD; and u-unto t-the WOWD I m-made suppwication. + +(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 What pwofit is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwood, when I go down to t-the pit? +Shaww t-the dust pwaise thee? shaww it decwawe thy twuth? + +30:10 Heaw, O-O WOWD, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me: WOWD, be t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewpew. + +3-30:11 T-Thou hast (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouwnying into dancing: t-thou hast put +off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sackcwoth, and giwded m-me with gwadnyess; + +30:12 To t-the end that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy may sing pwaise to thee, and nyot be +s-siwent. + +O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I wiww g-give thanks u-unto thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + + + +31:1 In thee, O-O WOWD, (^-^*)/ d-do I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust; wet m-me nyevew be ashamed: +d-dewivew m-me in thy ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +3-31:2 Bow down thinye eaw to m-me; d-dewivew m-me speediwy: be t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwong +wock, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an house of defence to s-save me. + +31:3 Fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wock and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess; thewefowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's +sake wead me, and guide me. + +3-31:4 Puww m-me out of t-the nyet that they have w-waid pwiviwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-stwength. + +31:5 Into thinye hand I commit o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit: t-thou hast wedeemed me, O-O WOWD +God of twuth. + +31:6 I have hated t-them that w-wegawd wying (o_O) v-vanyities: but I t-twust in t-the +WOWD. + +31:7 I wiww be gwad and wejoice in thy mewcy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast considewed +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe; t-thou hast knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw in advewsities; + +31:8 And hast nyot s-shut m-me up into t-the hand of t-the e-enyemy: t-thou hast s-set +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet in a wawge woom. + +31:9 H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me, O-O WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am in t-twoubwe: minye eye is +consumed with gwief, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bewwy. + +31:10 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife is spent with gwief, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my yeaws with sighing: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +stwength faiweth because of minye inyiquity, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes awe consumed. + +31:11 I w-was a wepwoach among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye >_> e-enyemies, but especiawwy among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyeighbouws, and a f-feaw to minye acquaintance: they that did s-see m-me +without fwed fwom me. + +31:12 I am fowgotten as a dead man out of mind: I am w-wike a bwoken +vessew. + +(^ω~) 3-31:13 Fow I have heawd t-the s-swandew of many: f-feaw w-was on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy s-side: +whiwe they took counsew togethew against me, they devised to o(>ω<)o t-take away +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. + +31:14 But I twusted in thee, O-O WOWD: I said, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +31:15 My times awe in thy hand: d-dewivew m-me fwom t-the hand of minye +>_> e-enyemies, and fwom t-them that pewsecute me. + +31:16 Make thy f-face to (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon thy sewvant: s-save m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy +m-mewcies' sake. + +31:17 Wet m-me nyot be a-ashamed, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have cawwed upon t-thee: wet +t-the wicked be a-ashamed, and wet t-them be s-siwent in t-the gwave. + +31:18 Wet t-the wying w-wips be put to siwence; which speak gwievous +things pwoudwy and contemptuouswy against t-the wighteous. + +3-31:19 O-Oh how gweat is thy goodnyess, which t-thou hast w-waid up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them +that f-feaw thee; which t-thou hast wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that t-twust in thee +befowe t-the sons of men! + +31:20 T-Thou shawt hide t-them in t-the secwet of thy pwesence fwom t-the +pwide of man: t-thou shawt keep t-them secwetwy in a paviwion fwom t-the +stwife of tongues. + +3-31:21 Bwessed be t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath shewed m-me his mawvewwous +k-kindnyess in a stwong city. + +3-31:22 Fow I said in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my haste, I am cut off fwom befowe thinye eyes: +nyevewthewess t-thou heawdest t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwications when I cwied +u-unto thee. + +31:23 O-O wove t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye his s-saints: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD pwesewveth t-the +f-faithfuw, and pwentifuwwy wewawdeth t-the pwoud doew. + +31:24 (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good c-couwage, and he shaww stwengthen youw heawt, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye +that hope in t-the WOWD. + + + +32:1 Bwessed is he whose twansgwession is fowgiven, whose sin is +covewed. + +32:2 Bwessed is t-the man u-unto whom t-the WOWD imputeth nyot inyiquity, and +in whose spiwit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo guiwe. + +3-32:3 When I kept siwence, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed o-owd thwough o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woawing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the day wong. + +3-32:4 Fow day and nyight thy hand w-was h-heavy upon me: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my moistuwe is +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into t-the d-dwought of summew. Sewah. + +3-32:5 I acknyowwedge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin u-unto thee, and minye i-inyiquity have I nyot h-hid. +I said, I wiww confess o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions u-unto t-the WOWD; and t-thou +f-fowgavest t-the i-inyiquity of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin. Sewah. + +32:6 Fow this shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is g-godwy p-pway u-unto thee in a time +when t-thou mayest be f-found: suwewy in t-the fwoods of gweat watews they +shaww nyot come nyigh u-unto h-him. + +(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my :3 h-hiding pwace; t-thou shawt pwesewve m-me fwom twoubwe; +t-thou shawt compass m-me about with s-songs of dewivewance. Sewah. + +3-32:8 I wiww (=`ω´=) i-instwuct thee and t-teach thee in t-the w-way which t-thou shawt +go: I wiww guide thee with minye eye. + +32:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye nyot as t-the h-howse, ow as t-the muwe, which have nyo +⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: whose mouth (* ^ ω ^) m-must be hewd in with bit and bwidwe, west +they come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto thee. + +32:10 Many sowwows shaww be to t-the wicked: but he that t-twusteth in t-the +WOWD, (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww compass him about. + +32:11 (☆▽☆) B-Be gwad in t-the WOWD, and wejoice, ye w-wighteous: and shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +joy, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that awe upwight in heawt. + + + +3-33:1 Wejoice in t-the WOWD, O-O ye w-wighteous: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwaise is c-comewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +upwight. + +33:2 Pwaise t-the WOWD with hawp: sing u-unto him with t-the psawtewy and an +instwument of t-ten stwings. + +33:3 Sing u-unto him a nyew s-song; pway skiwfuwwy with a w-woud nyoise. + +33:4 Fow t-the wowd of t-the WOWD is wight; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks awe donye in +twuth. + +3-33:5 He woveth wighteousnyess and judgment: t-the eawth is f-fuww of t-the +goodnyess of t-the WOWD. + +33:6 By t-the wowd of t-the WOWD wewe t-the h-heavens m-made; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host +of t-them by t-the bweath of his mouth. + +33:7 He gatheweth t-the watews of t-the sea togethew as an h-heap: he wayeth +up t-the depth in s-stowehouses. + +3-33:8 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth f-feaw t-the WOWD: wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the +wowwd stand in a-awe of h-him. + +33:9 Fow he spake, and it w-was donye; he commanded, and it s-stood fast. + +33:10 The WOWD bwingeth t-the counsew of t-the heathen to nyought: he +m-maketh t-the devices of t-the peopwe of nyonye e-effect. + +33:11 The counsew of t-the WOWD standeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, t-the thoughts of his +heawt to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + +33:12 Bwessed is t-the nyation whose God is t-the WOWD; and t-the peopwe whom +he hath chosen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own inhewitance. + +33:13 The WOWD wooketh fwom heaven; he behowdeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of m-men. + +33:14 Fwom t-the pwace of his h-habitation he wooketh upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the eawth. + +33:15 He fashionyeth theiw (x_x)V h-heawts awike; he consideweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +wowks. + +3-33:16 Thewe is nyo king saved by t-the muwtitude of an h-host: a mighty man +is nyot dewivewed by m-much s-stwength. + +33:17 An h-howse is a vain t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-safety: nyeithew shaww he d-dewivew +any by his gweat s-stwength. + +33:18 Behowd, t-the eye of t-the WOWD is upon t-them that f-feaw him, upon +t-them that hope in his m-mewcy; + +33:19 To d-dewivew theiw souw fwom d-death, and to keep t-them a-awive in +faminye. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 O-Ouw souw waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD: he is ouw hewp and ouw shiewd. + +33:21 Fow ouw heawt shaww wejoice in him, because we have twusted in +his h-howy nyame. + +3-33:22 Wet thy m-mewcy, O-O WOWD, be upon u-us, a-accowding as we hope in thee. + + + +34:1 I wiww bwess t-the WOWD a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times: his pwaise shaww continyuawwy +be in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +34:2 My souw shaww make hew boast in t-the WOWD: t-the humbwe shaww h-heaw +t-theweof, and be g-gwad. + +34:3 O-O magnyify t-the WOWD with me, and wet us e-exawt his nyame togethew. + +(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 I sought t-the WOWD, and he heawd me, and dewivewed m-me fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +feaws. + +34:5 They wooked u-unto him, and wewe (・_・ヾ w-wightenyed: and theiw faces wewe +nyot a-ashamed. + +34:6 This poow man cwied, and t-the WOWD heawd him, and saved him out of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his t-twoubwes. + +34:7 The angew of t-the WOWD encampeth (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them that f-feaw him, +and dewiveweth them. + +3-34:8 O-O taste and s-see that t-the WOWD is good: bwessed is t-the man that +t-twusteth in h-him. + +34:9 O-O f-feaw t-the WOWD, ye his s-saints: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo want to t-them that +f-feaw h-him. + +34:10 The young w-wions (^-^*)/ d-do ＼(≧▽≦)／ w-wack, and s-suffew hungew: but they that seek +t-the WOWD shaww nyot want any g-good thing. + +34:11 Come, ye c-chiwdwen, heawken u-unto me: I wiww t-teach you t-the f-feaw of +t-the WOWD. + +34:12 What man is he that desiweth w-wife, and woveth many days, that he +may s-see good? + +34:13 Keep thy tongue fwom eviw, and thy w-wips fwom speaking guiwe. + +34:14 Depawt fwom eviw, and (^-^*)/ d-do good; seek p-peace, and puwsue it. + +3-34:15 The eyes of t-the WOWD awe upon t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and his eaws awe +open u-unto theiw cwy. + +34:16 The f-face of t-the WOWD is against t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do eviw, to cut off +t-the w-wemembwance of t-them fwom t-the eawth. + +34:17 The wighteous cwy, and t-the WOWD h-heaweth, and dewiveweth t-them out +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw t-twoubwes. + +34:18 The WOWD is nyigh u-unto t-them that awe of a bwoken heawt; and +saveth such as be of a contwite spiwit. + +34:19 Many awe t-the a-affwictions of t-the w-wighteous: but t-the WOWD +dewiveweth him out of t-them aww. + +34:20 He keepeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his b-bonyes: nyot onye of t-them is bwoken. + +3-34:21 Eviw shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wicked: and they that hate t-the wighteous +shaww be >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +3-34:22 The WOWD wedeemeth t-the souw of his sewvants: and nyonye of t-them +that t-twust in him shaww be >w< *cries* d-desowate. + + + +35:1 Pwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause, O-O WOWD, with t-them that stwive with me: fight +against t-them that fight against me. + +35:2 Take h-howd of shiewd and buckwew, and stand up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye hewp. + +35:3 Dwaw out awso t-the speaw, and stop t-the w-way against t-them that +pewsecute me: say u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, I am thy s-sawvation. + +35:4 Wet t-them be confounded and put to shame that seek aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: +wet t-them be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back and b-bwought to confusion that d-devise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my huwt. + +35:5 Wet t-them be as chaff befowe t-the wind: and wet t-the angew of t-the +WOWD c-chase them. + +3-35:6 Wet theiw w-way be dawk and swippewy: and wet t-the angew of t-the WOWD +pewsecute them. + +35:7 Fow without c-cause have they hid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me theiw nyet in a pit, which +without c-cause they have digged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +3-35:8 Wet destwuction come upon him a-at unyawawes; and wet his nyet that +he hath hid catch himsewf: into that vewy destwuction wet him faww. + +3-35:9 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww be joyfuw in t-the WOWD: it shaww wejoice in his +s-sawvation. + +35:10 Aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes shaww say, WOWD, who is w-wike u-unto thee, which +d-dewivewest t-the poow fwom him that is too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the poow +and t-the nyeedy fwom him that spoiweth h-him? + +3-35:11 Fawse witnyesses did (☆ω☆) w-wise up; they w-waid to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chawge things that +I knyew n-nyot. + +35:12 They wewawded m-me eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good to t-the s-spoiwing of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +3-35:13 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, when they wewe sick, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cwothing w-was sackcwoth: I +humbwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw with fasting; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew wetuwnyed into minye own +bosom. + +35:14 I behaved mysewf as t-though he h-had b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwiend ow bwothew: I +b-bowed down heaviwy, as onye that mouwnyeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his m-mothew. + +35:15 But in minye advewsity they wejoiced, and gathewed themsewves +togethew: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the abjects gathewed themsewves togethew against me, +and I knyew it n-nyot; they did teaw me, and ceased nyot: + +UwU 3-35:16 With hypocwiticaw mockews in feasts, they gnyashed upon m-me with +theiw teeth. + +35:17 W-Wowd, how wong wiwt t-thou wook on? w-wescue o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom theiw +(T_T) d-destwuctions, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dawwing fwom t-the wions. + +35:18 I wiww g-give thee thanks in t-the gweat (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: I wiww pwaise +thee among m-much peopwe. + +^w^ 3-35:19 Wet nyot t-them that awe minye enyemies wwongfuwwy wejoice o-ovew me: +nyeithew wet t-them wink with t-the eye that hate m-me without a cause. + +35:20 Fow they speak nyot peace: but they d-devise deceitfuw mattews +against t-them that awe quiet in t-the wand. + +35:21 Yea, they openyed theiw mouth wide against me, and said, Aha, +aha, ouw eye hath s-seen it. + +3-35:22 This t-thou hast seen, O-O WOWD: keep nyot siwence: O-O W-Wowd, be nyot +faw fwom me. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 3-35:23 Stiw up xDD t-thysewf, and awake to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment, even u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd. + +35:24 Judge me, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, a-accowding to thy wighteousnyess; and wet +t-them nyot wejoice o-ovew me. + +35:25 Wet t-them nyot say in theiw heawts, A-Ah, so w-wouwd we have i-it: wet +t-them nyot say, We have swawwowed him (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +35:26 Wet t-them be a-ashamed and b-bwought to confusion togethew that +wejoice a-at minye h-huwt: wet t-them be cwothed with shame and dishonyouw +that magnyify themsewves against me. + +35:27 Wet t-them shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy, and be g-gwad, that favouw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteous +(=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet t-them say c-continyuawwy, Wet t-the WOWD be m-magnyified, which +hath pweasuwe in t-the p-pwospewity of his sewvant. + +35:28 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue shaww speak of thy wighteousnyess and of thy pwaise +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day wong. + + + +36:1 The twansgwession of t-the wicked saith within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is nyo f-feaw of God befowe his eyes. + +3-36:2 Fow he f-fwatteweth himsewf in his own eyes, untiw his i-inyiquity be +f-found to be hatefuw. + +36:3 The w-wowds of his mouth awe i-inyiquity and deceit: he hath weft off +to be w-wise, and to (^-^*)/ d-do good. + +36:4 He deviseth mischief upon his bed; he setteth himsewf in a w-way +that is nyot good; he abhowweth nyot \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +3-36:5 Thy m-mewcy, O-O WOWD, is in t-the heavens; and thy faithfuwnyess +weacheth u-unto t-the c-cwouds. + +36:6 Thy wighteousnyess is w-wike t-the gweat mountains; thy judgments awe +a gweat deep: O-O WOWD, t-thou pwesewvest man and beast. + +36:7 How excewwent is thy wovingkindnyess, O-O G-God! thewefowe t-the +chiwdwen of men put theiw t-twust undew t-the shadow of thy wings. + +36:8 They shaww be abundantwy satisfied with t-the fatnyess of thy h-house; +and t-thou shawt make t-them dwink of t-the wivew of thy p-pweasuwes. + +36:9 Fow with thee is t-the fountain of wife: in thy wight shaww we s-see +wight. + +36:10 O-O continyue thy wovingkindnyess u-unto t-them that knyow thee; and thy +wighteousnyess to t-the upwight in heawt. + +36:11 Wet nyot t-the foot of pwide come against me, and wet nyot t-the hand +of t-the wicked w-wemove me. + +36:12 Thewe awe t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity f-fawwen: they awe cast down, +and shaww nyot be abwe to wise. + + + +37:1 Fwet nyot t-thysewf because of eviwdoews, nyeithew be t-thou envious +against t-the wowkews of inyiquity. + +37:2 Fow they shaww soon be cut down w-wike t-the gwass, and withew as t-the +gween h-hewb. + +3-37:3 Twust in t-the WOWD, and (^-^*)/ d-do good; so shawt t-thou dweww in t-the wand, +and vewiwy t-thou shawt be fed. + +37:4 Dewight t-thysewf awso in t-the WOWD: and he shaww g-give thee t-the +desiwes of thinye heawt. + +37:5 Commit thy w-way u-unto t-the WOWD; t-twust awso in h-him; and he shaww +bwing it to pass. + +37:6 And he shaww bwing fowth thy wighteousnyess as t-the wight, and thy +j-judgment as t-the nyoonday. + +37:7 W-West in t-the WOWD, and wait patientwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him: fwet nyot t-thysewf +because of him who pwospeweth in his way, because of t-the man who +bwingeth wicked devices to pass. + +37:8 ( ~*-*)~ C-Cease fwom angew, and fowsake w-wwath: fwet nyot t-thysewf in any wise +to (^-^*)/ d-do \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +37:9 Fow e-eviwdoews shaww be cut off: but those that wait upon t-the +WOWD, they shaww i-inhewit t-the eawth. + +37:10 Fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and t-the wicked shaww nyot be: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou +shawt diwigentwy considew his pwace, and it shaww nyot be. + +37:11 But t-the meek shaww i-inhewit t-the eawth; and shaww dewight +themsewves in t-the a-abundance of p-peace. + +37:12 The wicked pwotteth against t-the just, and gnyasheth upon him with +his teeth. + +37:13 The WOWD shaww waugh a-at him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he seeth that his day is +coming. + +3-37:14 The wicked have dwawn out t-the swowd, and have b-bent theiw b-bow, to +cast down t-the poow and nyeedy, and to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway such as be of upwight +c-convewsation. + +3-37:15 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw s-swowd shaww entew into theiw own heawt, and theiw bows +shaww be bwoken. + +37:16 A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe that a wighteous man hath is bettew than t-the w-wiches of +many wicked. + +37:17 Fow t-the awms of t-the wicked shaww be bwoken: but t-the WOWD +uphowdeth t-the wighteous. + +37:18 The WOWD k-knyoweth t-the days of t-the u-upwight: and theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +37:19 They shaww nyot be a-ashamed in t-the eviw time: and in t-the days of +faminye they shaww be s-satisfied. + +37:20 But t-the wicked shaww pewish, and t-the enyemies of t-the WOWD shaww +be as t-the fat of w-wambs: they shaww consume; into smoke shaww they +consume away. + +3-37:21 The wicked bowwoweth, and (^人^) p-payeth nyot ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: but t-the wighteous +sheweth m-mewcy, and giveth. + +37:22 Fow such as be bwessed of him shaww i-inhewit t-the eawth; and they +that be cuwsed of him shaww be cut off. + +37:23 The steps of a g-good man awe owdewed by t-the WOWD: and he +(*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth in his way. + +37:24 Though he faww, he shaww nyot be u-uttewwy cast down: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +uphowdeth him with his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +37:25 I have b-been (O.O) y-young, and nyow am o-owd; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have I nyot s-seen t-the +wighteous fowsaken, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his seed begging bwead. + +37:26 He is e-evew m-mewcifuw, and wendeth; and his seed is bwessed. + +3-37:27 Depawt fwom eviw, and (^-^*)/ d-do good; and dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + +37:28 Fow t-the WOWD woveth j-judgment, and fowsaketh nyot his s-saints; they +awe pwesewved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: but t-the seed of t-the wicked shaww be cut off. + +37:29 The wighteous shaww i-inhewit t-the wand, and dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +37:30 The mouth of t-the wighteous s-speaketh wisdom, and his tongue +|･ω･) t-tawketh of judgment. + +37:31 The (☆▽☆) w-waw of his God is in his heawt; nyonye of his steps shaww +swide. + +37:32 The wicked watcheth t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and seeketh to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him. + +37:33 The WOWD wiww nyot weave him in his hand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-condemn him when he +is judged. + +3-37:34 W-Wait on t-the WOWD, and keep his way, and he shaww e-exawt thee to +i-inhewit t-the wand: when t-the wicked awe cut off, t-thou shawt s-see it. + +37:35 I have s-seen t-the wicked in gweat p-powew, and spweading himsewf +w-wike a gween bay t-twee. + +3-37:36 Y-Yet he passed away, and, wo, he w-was nyot: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I sought him, but +he couwd nyot be found. + +3-37:37 Mawk t-the pewfect ^.^ m-man, and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the u-upwight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the end of +that man is p-peace. + +37:38 But t-the twansgwessows shaww be destwoyed togethew: t-the end of +t-the wicked shaww be cut off. + +37:39 But t-the sawvation of t-the wighteous is of t-the WOWD: he is theiw +stwength in t-the time of twoubwe. + +37:40 And t-the WOWD shaww hewp t-them, and d-dewivew (=`ω´=) t-them: he shaww d-dewivew +t-them fwom t-the w-wicked, and s-save t-them, because they t-twust in h-him. + + + +38:1 O-O wowd, webuke m-me nyot in thy w-wwath: nyeithew chasten m-me in thy hot +dispweasuwe. + +38:2 Fow thinye awwows stick fast in me, and thy hand pwesseth m-me sowe. + +＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 Thewe is nyo s-soundnyess in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh because of thinye angew; nyeithew +is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any w-west in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes because of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin. + +3-38:4 Fow minye inyiquities awe gonye o-ovew minye head: as an h-heavy ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden +they awe too h-heavy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +3-38:5 My w-wounds stink and awe cowwupt because of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foowishnyess. + +38:6 I am twoubwed; I am b-bowed down gweatwy; I go mouwnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day +wong. + +38:7 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woins awe fiwwed with a woathsome disease: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo +s-soundnyess in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +(o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 I am feebwe and sowe bwoken: I have w-woawed by w-weason of t-the +disquietnyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. + +38:9 W-Wowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe is befowe thee; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (O.O) g-gwoanying is nyot hid +fwom thee. + +3-38:10 My heawt panteth, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength faiweth me: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight of +minye eyes, it awso is gonye fwom me. + +38:11 My wovews and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwiends stand a-awoof fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowe; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +kinsmen stand afaw off. + +3-38:12 They awso that seek aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife way snyawes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: and they +that seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt speak mischievous things, and imaginye deceits (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the day wong. + +♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 But I, as a deaf ^.^ m-man, heawd n-nyot; and I w-was as a dumb man that +openyeth nyot his mouth. + +38:14 T-Thus I w-was as a man that heaweth nyot, and in whose mouth awe nyo +wepwoofs. + +38:15 Fow in thee, O-O WOWD, (^-^*)/ d-do I hope: t-thou wiwt h-heaw, O-O Wowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +38:16 Fow I said, Heaw me, west o-othewwise they shouwd wejoice o-ovew me: +when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foot swippeth, they magnyify themsewves against me. + +38:17 Fow I am weady to hawt, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwow is continyuawwy befowe me. + +3-38:18 Fow I wiww decwawe minye inyiquity; I wiww be sowwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin. + +38:19 But minye enyemies awe w-wivewy, and they awe stwong: and they that +hate m-me wwongfuwwy awe muwtipwied. + +38:20 They awso that w-wendew eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good awe minye advewsawies; +because I fowwow t-the t-thing that g-good is. + +38:21 (>_<) F-Fowsake m-me nyot, O-O WOWD: O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, be nyot faw fwom me. + +3-38:22 Make haste to hewp me, O-O Wowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. + + + +39:1 I said, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take heed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, that I sin nyot with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +t-tongue: I wiww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth with a bwidwe, whiwe t-the wicked is befowe +me. + +3-39:2 I w-was dumb with siwence, I hewd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peace, even fwom good; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sowwow w-was stiwwed. + +39:3 My heawt w-was hot within me, whiwe I w-was musing t-the fiwe buwnyed: +t-then spake I with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue, + +39:4 WOWD, make m-me to knyow minye end, and t-the measuwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days, what +it i-is: that I may knyow how fwaiw I am. + +39:5 Behowd, t-thou hast m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days as an handbweadth; and minye age is +as nyothing befowe t-thee: vewiwy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-at his best state is +awtogethew vanyity. + +Sewah. + +39:6 S-Suwewy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man w-wawketh in a vain shew: suwewy they awe +d-disquieted in vain: he heapeth up wiches, and k-knyoweth nyot who shaww +gathew them. + +39:7 And n-nyow, W-Wowd, what wait I fow? o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope is in thee. + +3-39:8 D-Dewivew m-me fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions: make m-me nyot t-the wepwoach +of t-the foowish. + +39:9 I w-was dumb, I openyed nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; because t-thou didst it. + +39:10 Wemove thy stwoke away fwom me: I am consumed by t-the b-bwow of +thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +39:11 When t-thou with (ノωヽ) w-webukes d-dost c-cowwect man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inyiquity, t-thou +makest his b-beauty to consume away w-wike a moth: suwewy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man is +vanyity. Sewah. + +39:12 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, O-O WOWD, and g-give eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy; h-howd nyot thy +peace a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teaws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am a stwangew with thee, and a sojouwnyew, as +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews wewe. + +3-39:13 O-O spawe me, that I may wecovew stwength, befowe I go hence, and +be nyo mowe. + + + +40:1 I waited patientwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD; and he |･ω･) i-incwinyed u-unto me, and +heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy. + +40:2 He b-bwought m-me up awso out of an howwibwe pit, out of t-the miwy +c-cway, and s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet upon a wock, and estabwished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goings. + +40:3 And he hath put a nyew song in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, even pwaise u-unto ouw G-God: +many shaww s-see it, and feaw, and shaww t-twust in t-the WOWD. + +40:4 Bwessed is that man that m-maketh t-the WOWD his twust, and +wespecteth nyot t-the pwoud, (=`ω´=) n-nyow such as tuwn aside to wies. + +40:5 Many, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, awe thy wondewfuw wowks which t-thou hast +donye, and thy thoughts which awe to u-us-wawd: they c-cannyot be w-weckonyed +up in owdew u-unto t-thee: if I w-wouwd decwawe and speak of t-them, they awe +mowe than c-can be nyumbewed. + +40:6 Sacwifice and offewing t-thou didst nyot desiwe; minye eaws hast t-thou +openyed: buwnt offewing and sin offewing hast t-thou nyot wequiwed. + +40:7 T-Then said I, Wo, I c-come: in t-the vowume of t-the book it is wwitten +of me, + +40:8 I dewight to (^-^*)/ d-do thy wiww, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, thy (☆▽☆) w-waw is within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +heawt. + +4-40:9 I have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached wighteousnyess in t-the gweat (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: wo, I +have nyot wefwainyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wips, O-O WOWD, t-thou k-knyowest. + +40:10 I have nyot hid thy wighteousnyess within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt; I have +d-decwawed thy faithfuwnyess and thy sawvation: I have nyot (*・ω・)ﾉ c-conceawed thy +wovingkindnyess and thy twuth fwom t-the gweat c-congwegation. + +40:11 Withhowd nyot t-thou thy tendew mewcies fwom me, O-O WOWD: wet thy +wovingkindnyess and thy twuth continyuawwy pwesewve me. + +40:12 Fow innyumewabwe eviws have compassed m-me about: minye inyiquities +have taken h-howd upon me, so that I am nyot abwe to wook up; they awe +mowe than t-the haiws of minye head: thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt faiweth me. + +40:13 (☆▽☆) B-Be pweased, O-O WOWD, to d-dewivew me: O-O WOWD, make haste to hewp +me. + +40:14 Wet t-them be a-ashamed and confounded togethew that seek aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +souw to d-destwoy it; wet t-them be dwiven backwawd and put to shame that +wish m-me \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +4-40:15 Wet t-them be desowate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wewawd of theiw shame that say u-unto +me, Aha, a-aha. + +40:16 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that seek thee wejoice and be gwad in t-thee: wet +such as wove thy sawvation say c-continyuawwy, The WOWD be magnyified. + +40:17 But I am poow and nyeedy; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the Wowd thinketh upon me: t-thou awt +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewivewew; make nyo t-tawwying, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + + + +4-41:1 Bwessed is he that consideweth t-the poow: t-the WOWD wiww d-dewivew +him in time of twoubwe. + +41:2 The WOWD wiww pwesewve him, and keep him awive; and he shaww be +bwessed upon t-the eawth: and t-thou wiwt nyot d-dewivew him u-unto t-the wiww of +his enyemies. + +41:3 The WOWD wiww stwengthen him upon t-the b-bed of w-wanguishing: t-thou +wiwt make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his b-bed in his sicknyess. + +41:4 I said, WOWD, be m-mewcifuw u-unto me: heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have +sinnyed against thee. + +41:5 M-Minye enyemies speak eviw of me, When shaww he die, and his nyame +pewish? + +41:6 And if he come to s-see me, he s-speaketh vanyity: his heawt gatheweth +i-inyiquity to itsewf; when he goeth abwoad, he tewweth it. + +4-41:7 Aww that hate m-me whispew togethew against me: against m-me (^-^*)/ d-do they +d-devise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my huwt. + +41:8 An eviw disease, say they, cweaveth fast u-unto him: and nyow that +he wieth he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up nyo mowe. + +41:9 Yea, minye own famiwiaw fwiend, in whom I t-twusted, which did e-eat +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead, hath w-wifted up his heew against me. + +41:10 But thou, O-O WOWD, be m-mewcifuw u-unto me, and w-waise m-me up, that I +may wequite them. + +4-41:11 By this I knyow that t-thou favouwest me, because minye enyemy doth +nyot t-twiumph o-ovew me. + +41:12 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, t-thou uphowdest m-me in minye i-integwity, and settest +m-me befowe thy f-face (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +4-41:13 Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of Iswaew fwom evewwasting, and to +evewwasting. Amen, and A-Amen. + + + +42:1 As t-the h-hawt p-panteth aftew t-the w-watew bwooks, so p-panteth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw +aftew thee, O-O God. + +42:2 My souw t-thiwsteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wiving G-God: when shaww I come +and appeaw befowe God? + +4-42:3 My teaws have b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my meat day and nyight, whiwe they continyuawwy +say u-unto me, Whewe is thy God? + +42:4 When I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew these things, I p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw in me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I h-had +gonye with t-the muwtitude, I went with t-them to t-the house of G-God, with +t-the voice of joy and p-pwaise, with a muwtitude that kept howyday. + +4-42:5 Why awt t-thou cast down, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw? and why awt t-thou d-disquieted in +m-me? hope t-thou in G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwaise him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hewp of his +c-countenyance. + +42:6 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is cast down within me: thewefowe wiww I +(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thee fwom t-the wand of Jowdan, and of t-the ^.^ H-Hewmonyites, fwom t-the +(＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww Mizaw. + +42:7 D-Deep cawweth u-unto (☆▽☆) d-deep a-at t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of thy watewspouts: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +waves and thy biwwows awe gonye o-ovew me. + +42:8 Y-Yet t-the WOWD wiww command his wovingkindnyess in t-the day time, and +in t-the nyight his song shaww be with me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew u-unto t-the God of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. + +42:9 I wiww say u-unto God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock, Why hast t-thou fowgotten m-me? why go I +mouwnying because of t-the oppwession of t-the e-enyemy? + +4-42:10 As with a s-swowd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes, minye enyemies wepwoach m-me; whiwe +they say daiwy u-unto me, Whewe is thy God? + +42:11 Why awt t-thou cast down, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw? and why awt t-thou d-disquieted +within m-me? hope t-thou in G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwaise him, who is t-the +heawth of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my countenyance, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + + + +43:1 Judge me, O-O G-God, and pwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-cause against an ungodwy (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: O-O +d-dewivew m-me fwom t-the deceitfuw and unjust m-man. + +43:2 Fow t-thou awt t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength: why d-dost t-thou cast m-me off? +why go I mouwnying because of t-the oppwession of t-the e-enyemy? + +43:3 O-O send out thy wight and thy twuth: wet t-them wead m-me; wet t-them +bwing m-me u-unto thy h-howy h-hiww, and to thy tabewnyacwes. + +4-43:4 T-Then wiww I go u-unto t-the awtaw of G-God, u-unto God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my exceeding joy: +(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, upon t-the hawp wiww I pwaise thee, O-O God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +43:5 Why awt t-thou cast down, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw? and why awt t-thou d-disquieted +within m-me? hope in G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwaise him, who is t-the heawth +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my countenyance, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + + + +44:1 We have heawd with ouw eaws, O-O G-God, ouw f-fathews have towd u-us, +what wowk t-thou didst in theiw days, in t-the times of owd. + +44:2 How t-thou didst dwive out t-the heathen with thy hand, and pwantedst +t-them; how t-thou didst affwict t-the p-peopwe, and cast t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +44:3 Fow they got nyot t-the wand in ^.^ p-possession by theiw own swowd, +nyeithew did theiw own a-awm s-save (=`ω´=) t-them: but thy wight hand, and thinye +awm, and t-the wight of thy countenyance, because t-thou hadst a favouw +u-unto them. + +44:4 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my K-King, O-O G-God: command dewivewances (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jacob. + +44:5 Thwough thee wiww we push down ouw e-enyemies: thwough thy nyame wiww +we twead t-them undew that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against us. + +4-44:6 Fow I wiww nyot t-twust in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bow, nyeithew shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd s-save me. + +44:7 But t-thou hast saved us fwom ouw >_> e-enyemies, and hast put t-them to +shame that hated us. + +44:8 In God we boast (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day w-wong, and pwaise thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +Sewah. + +44:9 But t-thou hast cast off, and put us to shame; and goest nyot fowth +with ouw awmies. + +4-44:10 T-Thou makest us to tuwn back fwom t-the e-enyemy: and they which hate +us spoiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves. + +44:11 T-Thou hast given us w-wike sheep appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat; and hast +scattewed us among t-the heathen. + +44:12 T-Thou sewwest thy peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought, and d-dost nyot incwease thy +weawth by theiw p-pwice. + +44:13 T-Thou makest us a wepwoach to ouw nyeighbouws, a s-scown and a +dewision to t-them that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about us. + +44:14 T-Thou makest us a bywowd among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, a (☆ω☆) s-shaking of t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +among t-the peopwe. + +44:15 My confusion is continyuawwy befowe me, and t-the shame of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face +hath covewed me, + +(o_O) 4-44:16 Fow t-the voice of him that w-wepwoacheth and bwasphemeth; by w-weason +of t-the enyemy and avengew. + +4-44:17 Aww this is come upon us; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have we nyot fowgotten thee, +nyeithew have we d-deawt fawsewy in thy covenyant. + +44:18 O-Ouw heawt is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, nyeithew have ouw steps decwinyed +fwom thy way; + +44:19 Though t-thou hast sowe bwoken us in t-the pwace of dwagons, and +covewed us with t-the shadow of death. + +44:20 If we have fowgotten t-the nyame of ouw G-God, ow stwetched out ouw +h-hands to a s-stwange god; + +(≧◡≦) 4-44:21 Shaww nyot God s-seawch this out? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he k-knyoweth t-the secwets of t-the +heawt. + +44:22 Yea, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake awe we kiwwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day w-wong; we awe c-counted +as sheep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swaughtew. + +44:23 Awake, why s-sweepest thou, O-O Wowd? a-awise, cast us nyot off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +4-44:24 Whewefowe hidest t-thou thy face, and f-fowgettest ouw affwiction +and ouw oppwession? + +44:25 Fow ouw souw is b-bowed down to t-the dust: ouw bewwy cweaveth u-unto +t-the eawth. + +44:26 Awise (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw hewp, and wedeem us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy m-mewcies' sake. + + + +4-45:1 My heawt is i-inditing a g-good m-mattew: I speak of t-the things which I +have m-made touching t-the king: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue is t-the pen of a weady w-wwitew. + +45:2 T-Thou awt faiwew than t-the chiwdwen of m-men: gwace is pouwed into +thy wips: thewefowe God hath bwessed thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +4-45:3 Giwd thy s-swowd upon thy thigh, O-O most mighty, with thy gwowy and +thy m-majesty. + +45:4 And in thy m-majesty wide pwospewouswy because of twuth and +meeknyess and wighteousnyess; and thy wight hand shaww t-teach thee +t-tewwibwe things. + +45:5 T-Thinye awwows awe shawp in t-the heawt of t-the king's enyemies; +wheweby t-the peopwe faww undew thee. + +45:6 Thy t-thwonye, O-O G-God, is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: t-the sceptwe of thy +kingdom is a wight sceptwe. + +45:7 T-Thou w-wovest wighteousnyess, and hatest wickednyess: thewefowe G-God, +thy G-God, hath anyointed thee with t-the oiw of gwadnyess a-above thy +f-fewwows. + +45:8 Aww thy gawments s-smeww of ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, and awoes, and c-cassia, out of +t-the ivowy pawaces, wheweby they have m-made thee g-gwad. + +45:9 Kings' daughtews wewe among thy honyouwabwe (-ω-、) w-women: upon thy wight +hand did stand t-the queen in gowd of Ophiw. + +45:10 Heawken, O-O d-daughtew, and considew, and i-incwinye thinye eaw; fowget +awso thinye own p-peopwe, and thy fathew's h-house; + +45:11 S-So shaww t-the king gweatwy d-desiwe thy beauty: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is thy Wowd; +and w-wowship t-thou h-him. + +45:12 And t-the daughtew of T-Tywe shaww be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with a gift; even t-the +wich among t-the peopwe shaww intweat thy favouw. + +45:13 The king's daughtew is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwowious within: hew (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cwothing is of +wwought gowd. + +45:14 She shaww be b-bwought u-unto t-the king in waiment of nyeedwewowk: t-the +viwgins hew companyions that fowwow hew shaww be b-bwought u-unto thee. + +(⌒▽⌒)☆ *notices bulge* 4-45:15 With gwadnyess and w-wejoicing shaww they be bwought: they shaww +entew into t-the king's pawace. + +45:16 Instead of thy f-fathews shaww be thy c-chiwdwen, whom t-thou mayest +make pwinces in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +4-45:17 I wiww make thy nyame to be wemembewed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations: +thewefowe shaww t-the peopwe pwaise thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + + + +46:1 God is ouw wefuge and stwength, a vewy pwesent hewp in twoubwe. + +46:2 Thewefowe wiww nyot we feaw, t-though t-the eawth be w-wemoved, and +t-though t-the mountains be cawwied into t-the m-midst of t-the sea; + +46:3 Though t-the watews theweof woaw and be twoubwed, t-though t-the +mountains s-shake with t-the swewwing t-theweof. Sewah. + +4-46:4 Thewe is a wivew, t-the stweams wheweof shaww make gwad t-the city of +G-God, t-the h-howy pwace of t-the tabewnyacwes of t-the most High. + +46:5 God is in t-the m-midst of hew; she shaww nyot be moved: God shaww +hewp hew, and that wight eawwy. + +46:6 The heathen waged, t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms wewe moved: he uttewed his voice, +t-the eawth mewted. + +46:7 The WOWD of hosts is with us; t-the God of J-Jacob is ouw wefuge. +Sewah. + +46:8 Come, (x_x)V b-behowd t-the wowks of t-the WOWD, what d-desowations he hath m-made +in t-the eawth. + +46:9 He m-maketh waws to cease u-unto t-the end of t-the eawth; he bweaketh +t-the b-bow, and cutteth t-the speaw in sundew; he buwnyeth t-the chawiot in +t-the fiwe. + +(/ =ω=)/ 4-46:10 (☆▽☆) B-Be stiww, and knyow that I am G-God: I wiww be exawted among t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, I wiww be exawted in t-the eawth. + +46:11 The WOWD of hosts is with us; t-the God of J-Jacob is ouw wefuge. +Sewah. + + + +47:1 O-O cwap youw hands, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe; shout u-unto God with t-the voice +of twiumph. + +47:2 Fow t-the WOWD most high is (✯◡✯) t-tewwibwe; he is a gweat King o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the eawth. + +47:3 He shaww subdue t-the peopwe undew u-us, and t-the nyations undew ouw +feet. + +47:4 He shaww choose ouw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, t-the excewwency of J-Jacob +whom he w-woved. Sewah. + +47:5 God is gonye up with a shout, t-the WOWD with t-the s-sound of a +t-twumpet. + +47:6 Sing p-pwaises to G-God, sing pwaises: sing p-pwaises u-unto ouw K-King, +sing pwaises. + +47:7 Fow God is t-the King of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: sing ye p-pwaises with +undewstanding. + +47:8 God weignyeth o-ovew t-the heathen: God sitteth upon t-the t-thwonye of his +howinyess. + +47:9 The pwinces of t-the peopwe awe gathewed togethew, even t-the peopwe +of t-the God of Abwaham: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the shiewds of t-the eawth bewong u-unto G-God: +he is gweatwy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + + + +4-48:1 Gweat is t-the WOWD, and gweatwy to be pwaised in t-the city of ouw +G-God, in t-the mountain of his howinyess. + +48:2 Beautifuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow situation, t-the joy of t-the w-whowe eawth, is mount +Zion, on t-the s-sides of t-the nyowth, t-the city of t-the gweat King. + +4-48:3 God is knyown in hew pawaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wefuge. + +4-48:4 Fow, wo, t-the kings wewe assembwed, they passed by togethew. + +48:5 They saw it, and so they mawvewwed; they wewe twoubwed, and +hasted away. + +48:6 Feaw took h-howd upon t-them thewe, and p-pain, as of a woman in +twavaiw. + +48:7 T-Thou b-bweakest t-the s-ships of Tawshish with an east wind. + +48:8 As we have heawd, so have we s-seen in t-the city of t-the WOWD of +hosts, in t-the city of ouw G-God: God wiww estabwish it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. Sewah. + +4-48:9 We have thought of thy wovingkindnyess, O-O G-God, in t-the m-midst of thy +tempwe. + +4-48:10 Accowding to thy nyame, O-O G-God, so is thy pwaise u-unto t-the ends of +t-the eawth: thy wight hand is f-fuww of ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +48:11 Wet mount Zion wejoice, wet t-the daughtews of Judah be g-gwad, +because of thy judgments. + +o(>< )o 4-48:12 Wawk about Zion, and go (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about hew: teww t-the towews +t-theweof. + +48:13 Mawk ye w-weww hew buwwawks, considew hew pawaces; that ye may +teww it to t-the genyewation fowwowing. + +4-48:14 Fow this God is ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: he wiww be ouw guide +even u-unto death. + + + +49:1 Heaw this, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe; g-give eaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye i-inhabitants of t-the +wowwd: + +49:2 Both (T_T) *cries* w-wow and high, wich and poow, togethew. + +49:3 My mouth shaww speak of wisdom; and t-the meditation of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt +shaww be of undewstanding. + +49:4 I wiww i-incwinye minye eaw to a p-pawabwe: I wiww open o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dawk saying +upon t-the hawp. + +49:5 Whewefowe shouwd I f-feaw in t-the days of eviw, when t-the i-inyiquity of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-heews shaww compass m-me a-about? + +49:6 They that t-twust in theiw weawth, and boast themsewves in t-the +muwtitude of theiw wiches; + +49:7 N-Nyonye of t-them c-can by any means wedeem his bwothew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow g-give to God +a wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him: + +49:8 (Fow t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption of theiw souw is p-pwecious, and it c-ceaseth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew:) + +49:9 That he shouwd stiww wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and nyot s-see cowwuption. + +49:10 Fow he seeth that wise men die, wikewise t-the foow and t-the +bwutish pewson pewish, and weave theiw weawth to othews. + +49:11 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw inwawd thought is, that theiw houses shaww continyue (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew, and theiw dwewwing pwaces to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations; they caww theiw +wands aftew theiw own n-nyames. + +49:12 Nyevewthewess man being in honyouw abideth nyot: he is w-wike t-the +b-beasts that pewish. + +49:13 This theiw w-way is theiw f-fowwy: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet theiw postewity appwove theiw +sayings. Sewah. + +49:14 Wike sheep they awe w-waid in t-the gwave; death shaww feed on t-them; +and t-the upwight shaww have dominyion o-ovew t-them in t-the m-mownying; and +theiw b-beauty shaww consume in t-the gwave fwom theiw dwewwing. + +4-49:15 But God wiww wedeem o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom t-the p-powew of t-the gwave: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +shaww weceive me. Sewah. + +49:16 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot t-thou afwaid when onye is m-made wich, when t-the gwowy of his +house is incweased; + +49:17 Fow when he dieth he shaww cawwy nyothing (☆ω☆) a-away: his gwowy shaww +nyot descend aftew h-him. + +49:18 Though whiwe he w-wived he bwessed his souw: and men wiww pwaise +thee, when t-thou doest w-weww to thysewf. + +4-49:19 He shaww go to t-the genyewation of his fathews; they shaww nyevew +s-see wight. + +49:20 Man that is in honyouw, and undewstandeth nyot, is w-wike t-the b-beasts +that pewish. + + + +5-50:1 The mighty G-God, even t-the WOWD, hath spoken, and cawwed t-the eawth +fwom t-the wising of t-the sun u-unto t-the g-going down t-theweof. + +50:2 Out of Zion, t-the pewfection of beauty, God hath shinyed. + +50:3 O-Ouw God shaww come, and shaww nyot keep siwence: a fiwe shaww +devouw befowe him, and it shaww be vewy tempestuous (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about h-him. + +50:4 He shaww caww to t-the h-heavens fwom above, and to t-the eawth, that +he may j-judge his peopwe. + +5-50:5 Gathew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my saints togethew u-unto m-me; those that have m-made a +c-covenyant with m-me by sacwifice. + +50:6 And t-the h-heavens shaww decwawe his wighteousnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is j-judge +himsewf. Sewah. + +5-50:7 Heaw, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww s-speak; O-O I-Iswaew, and I wiww t-testify +against t-thee: I am G-God, even thy God. + +50:8 I wiww nyot wepwove thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy s-sacwifices ow thy buwnt +offewings, to have b-been continyuawwy befowe me. + +50:9 I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take nyo buwwock out of thy h-house, (=`ω´=) n-nyow he g-goats out of thy +fowds. + +50:10 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the fowest is minye, and t-the cattwe upon a +t-thousand hiwws. + +50:11 I knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowws of t-the mountains: and t-the wiwd b-beasts of +t-the fiewd awe minye. + +50:12 If I wewe hungwy, I w-wouwd nyot teww t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowwd is minye, +and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof. + +50:13 W-Wiww I e-eat t-the fwesh of buwws, ow dwink t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of goats? + +50:14 Offew u-unto God t-thanksgiving; and pay thy vows u-unto t-the most +High: + +50:15 And caww upon m-me in t-the day of t-twoubwe: I wiww d-dewivew thee, and +t-thou shawt gwowify me. + +50:16 But u-unto t-the wicked God saith, What hast t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do to decwawe +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, ow that t-thou shouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant in thy mouth? + +50:17 Seeing t-thou hatest instwuction, and casteth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds behind +thee. + +50:18 When t-thou sawest a thief, t-then t-thou consentedst with him, and +hast b-been p-pawtakew with aduwtewews. + +50:19 T-Thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest thy mouth to eviw, and thy tongue >w< *blushes* f-fwameth deceit. + +50:20 T-Thou sittest and speakest against thy bwothew; t-thou s-swandewest +thinye own (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +50:21 These things hast t-thou donye, and I kept siwence; t-thou thoughtest +that I w-was awtogethew such an onye as thysewf: but I wiww wepwove thee, +and s-set t-them in owdew befowe thinye eyes. + +50:22 Nyow considew this, ye that fowget G-God, west I teaw you in +p-pieces, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyonye to dewivew. + +50:23 Whoso offeweth pwaise gwowifieth me: and to him that owdeweth +his c-convewsation a-awight wiww I s-shew t-the sawvation of God. + + + +51:1 H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me, O-O G-God, a-accowding to thy w-wovingkindnyess: +a-accowding u-unto t-the muwtitude of thy tendew mewcies bwot out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +twansgwessions. + +51:2 Wash m-me thwoughwy fwom minye inyiquity, and cweanse m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin. + +(-ω-、) 5-51:3 Fow I acknyowwedge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin is e-evew befowe +me. + +51:4 Against thee, thee onwy, have I sinnyed, and donye this eviw in thy +sight: that t-thou mightest be j-justified when t-thou speakest, and be +╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw when t-thou judgest. + +51:5 Behowd, I w-was shapen in inyiquity; and in sin did o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew +conceive me. + +51:6 Behowd, t-thou desiwest twuth in t-the inwawd pawts: and in t-the +( ~*-*)~ h-hidden pawt t-thou shawt make m-me to knyow w-wisdom. + +5-51:7 Puwge m-me with h-hyssop, and I shaww be cwean: w-wash me, and I shaww +be whitew than snyow. + +51:8 Make m-me to h-heaw joy and gwadnyess; that t-the bonyes which t-thou hast +bwoken may wejoice. + +51:9 (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide thy f-face fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sins, and bwot out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye inyiquities. + +51:10 Cweate in m-me a cwean heawt, O-O God; and wenyew a wight spiwit +within me. + +51:11 Cast m-me nyot away fwom thy pwesence; and o(>ω<)o t-take nyot thy h-howy spiwit +fwom me. + +51:12 Westowe u-unto m-me t-the joy of thy sawvation; and uphowd m-me with thy +fwee spiwit. + +51:13 T-Then wiww I t-teach twansgwessows thy w-ways; and sinnyews shaww be +convewted u-unto thee. + +5-51:14 D-Dewivew m-me fwom bwoodguiwtinyess, O-O G-God, t-thou God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sawvation: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue shaww sing awoud of thy ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +51:15 O-O W-Wowd, open t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wips; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth shaww s-shew fowth thy +pwaise. + +51:16 Fow t-thou desiwest nyot sacwifice; ewse w-wouwd I g-give i-it: t-thou +dewightest nyot in buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +51:17 The s-sacwifices of God awe a bwoken spiwit: a bwoken and a +contwite heawt, O-O G-God, t-thou wiwt nyot despise. + +51:18 Do g-good in thy g-good pweasuwe u-unto Z-Zion: buiwd t-thou t-the wawws of +Jewusawem. + +5-51:19 T-Then shawt t-thou be pweased with t-the s-sacwifices of wighteousnyess, +with buwnt offewing and w-whowe buwnt o-offewing: t-then shaww they offew +buwwocks upon thinye (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + + + +52:1 Why boastest t-thou t-thysewf in m-mischief, O-O mighty man? t-the goodnyess +of God enduweth continyuawwy. + +52:2 The tongue deviseth mischiefs; w-wike a shawp wazow, wowking +deceitfuwwy. + +52:3 T-Thou w-wovest eviw mowe than good; and wying wathew than to speak +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. Sewah. + +52:4 T-Thou w-wovest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww devouwing wowds, O-O t-thou deceitfuw tongue. + +5-52:5 God shaww wikewise d-destwoy thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take thee +away, and pwuck thee out of thy dwewwing pwace, and woot thee out of +t-the wand of t-the wiving. Sewah. + +52:6 The wighteous awso shaww see, and feaw, and shaww waugh a-at him: + +52:7 Wo, this is t-the man that m-made nyot God his stwength; but twusted +in t-the a-abundance of his wiches, and stwengthenyed himsewf in his +wickednyess. + +52:8 But I am w-wike a gween owive twee in t-the house of G-God: I t-twust in +t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +5-52:9 I wiww pwaise thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, because t-thou hast donye i-it: and I +wiww wait on thy nyame; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is g-good befowe thy saints. + + + +53:1 The foow hath said in his heawt, Thewe is nyo God. Cowwupt awe +they, and have donye abominyabwe i-inyiquity: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doeth +good. + +53:2 God wooked down fwom heaven upon t-the chiwdwen of men, to s-see if +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe any that did undewstand, that did seek God. + +53:3 Evewy onye of t-them is gonye back: they awe awtogethew become +fiwthy; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doeth g-good, nyo, nyot onye. + +53:4 H-Have t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity nyo k-knyowwedge? who e-eat up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe +as they e-eat bwead: they have nyot cawwed upon God. + +53:5 Thewe wewe they in gweat feaw, whewe nyo f-feaw was: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath +scattewed t-the bonyes of him that encampeth against t-thee: t-thou hast put +t-them to shame, because God hath (>_<) d-despised them. + +5-53:6 O-Oh that t-the sawvation of Iswaew wewe come out of Z-Zion! When God +bwingeth back t-the captivity of his p-peopwe, J-Jacob shaww wejoice, and +Iswaew shaww be g-gwad. + + + +54:1 Save me, O-O G-God, by thy nyame, and j-judge m-me by thy s-stwength. + +(^ω~) 5-54:2 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, O-O God; g-give eaw to t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +54:3 Fow stwangews awe wisen up against me, and oppwessows seek aftew +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: they have nyot s-set God befowe them. Sewah. + +54:4 Behowd, God is minye hewpew: t-the Wowd is with t-them that uphowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +souw. + +54:5 He shaww wewawd eviw u-unto minye e-enyemies: cut t-them off in thy +twuth. + +54:6 I wiww f-fweewy sacwifice u-unto t-thee: I wiww pwaise thy nyame, O-O +WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is good. + +54:7 Fow he hath dewivewed m-me out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-twoubwe: and minye eye hath +s-seen his d-desiwe upon minye enyemies. + + + +55:1 Give eaw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, O-O God; and hide nyot t-thysewf fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +suppwication. + +55:2 Attend u-unto me, and h-heaw me: I m-mouwn in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint, and make a +n-nyoise; + +(つ≧▽≦)つ *screams* 5-55:3 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the voice of t-the enyemy, because of t-the oppwession of +t-the wicked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they cast i-inyiquity upon me, and in wwath they hate me. + +5-55:4 My heawt is sowe painyed within me: and t-the tewwows of death awe +f-fawwen upon me. + +55:5 Feawfuwnyess and twembwing awe come upon me, and howwow hath +o-ovewwhewmed me. + +55:6 And I said, O-Oh that I h-had w-wings w-wike a dove! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then w-wouwd I fwy +away, and be a-at w-west. + +55:7 Wo, t-then w-wouwd I wandew faw off, and wemain in t-the wiwdewnyess. +Sewah. + +55:8 I w-wouwd hasten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my escape fwom t-the windy stowm and t-tempest. + +55:9 Destwoy, O-O W-Wowd, and divide theiw tongues: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have s-seen +viowence and stwife in t-the city. + +55:10 :33 D-Day and nyight they go about it upon t-the wawws theweof: mischief +awso and sowwow awe in t-the m-midst of it. + +5-55:11 Wickednyess is in t-the m-midst theweof: d-deceit and g-guiwe depawt nyot +fwom hew stweets. + +55:12 Fow it w-was nyot an enyemy that wepwoached m-me; t-then I couwd have +(￣ω￣) b-bownye i-it: nyeithew w-was it he that hated m-me that did magnyify himsewf +against m-me; t-then I w-wouwd have hid mysewf fwom him: + +55:13 But it w-was thou, a man minye equaw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my guide, and minye +a-acquaintance. + +55:14 We took sweet counsew togethew, and wawked u-unto t-the house of God +in c-company. + +55:15 Wet death (=`ω´=) *hugs tightly* s-seize upon t-them, and wet t-them go down quick into heww: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wickednyess is in theiw dwewwings, and among them. + +55:16 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I wiww caww upon God; and t-the WOWD shaww s-save me. + +55:17 Evenying, and m-mownying, and a-at n-nyoon, wiww I (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy awoud: +and he shaww h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. + +55:18 He hath dewivewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw in peace fwom t-the battwe that w-was +against me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many with me. + +55:19 God shaww h-heaw, and affwict t-them, even he that abideth of owd. + +Sewah. (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have nyo (っ˘ω˘ς ) c-changes, thewefowe they f-feaw nyot God. + +55:20 He hath put fowth his h-hands against such as be a-at peace with +him: he hath bwoken his covenyant. + +55:21 The w-wowds of his mouth wewe smoothew than b-buttew, but waw w-was in +his (*°▽°*) h-heawt: his w-wowds wewe softew than oiw, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wewe they dwawn swowds. + +55:22 Cast thy ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden upon t-the WOWD, and he shaww sustain t-thee: he +shaww nyevew s-suffew t-the wighteous to be moved. + +5-55:23 But thou, O-O G-God, shawt bwing t-them down into t-the p-pit of +destwuction: bwoody and deceitfuw men shaww nyot wive out hawf theiw +days; but I wiww t-twust in thee. + + + +56:1 (☆▽☆) B-Be m-mewcifuw u-unto me, O-O G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man w-wouwd swawwow m-me up; he +f-fighting daiwy oppwesseth me. + +56:2 M-Minye enyemies w-wouwd daiwy swawwow m-me up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be many that +fight against me, O-O t-thou most High. + +56:3 What time I am afwaid, I wiww t-twust in thee. + +56:4 In God I wiww pwaise his wowd, in God I have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust; I wiww +nyot f-feaw what fwesh c-can (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto me. + +56:5 Evewy day they wwest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw thoughts awe against m-me +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +56:6 They gathew themsewves togethew, they hide themsewves, they mawk +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps, when they wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +56:7 Shaww they escape by inyiquity? in thinye angew cast down t-the +p-peopwe, O-O God. + +56:8 T-Thou tewwest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wandewings: put t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teaws into thy bottwe: +awe they nyot in thy book? + +56:9 When I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee, t-then shaww minye enyemies tuwn back: this I +knyow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +56:10 In God wiww I pwaise his wowd: in t-the WOWD wiww I pwaise his +wowd. + +56:11 In God have I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust: I wiww nyot be afwaid what man c-can (^-^*)/ d-do +u-unto me. + +56:12 Thy vows awe upon me, O-O G-God: I wiww w-wendew p-pwaises u-unto thee. + +56:13 Fow t-thou hast dewivewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: wiwt nyot t-thou +d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet fwom f-fawwing, that I may wawk befowe God in t-the wight +of t-the wiving? + + + +57:1 (☆▽☆) B-Be m-mewcifuw u-unto me, O-O G-God, be m-mewcifuw u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw +t-twusteth in t-thee: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, in t-the shadow of thy w-wings wiww I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wefuge, untiw these cawamities be ovewpast. + +57:2 I wiww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto God most h-high; u-unto God that p-pewfowmeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +5-57:3 He shaww send fwom heaven, and s-save m-me fwom t-the wepwoach of him +that w-wouwd swawwow m-me (＞ｍ＜) u-up. Sewah. God shaww send fowth his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and +his twuth. + +57:4 My souw is among wions: and I w-wie even among t-them that awe s-set on +f-fiwe, even t-the sons of men, whose t-teeth awe speaws and a-awwows, and +theiw tongue a shawp swowd. + +57:5 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou exawted, O-O G-God, a-above t-the heavens; wet thy gwowy be a-above +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +57:6 They have pwepawed a nyet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is b-bowed down: +they have digged a p-pit befowe me, into t-the m-midst wheweof they awe +f-fawwen themsewves. Sewah. + +57:7 My heawt is fixed, O-O G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is fixed: I wiww sing and g-give +pwaise. + +57:8 Awake up, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy; awake, psawtewy and hawp: I mysewf wiww awake +eawwy. + +57:9 I wiww pwaise thee, O-O W-Wowd, among t-the peopwe: I wiww sing u-unto +thee among t-the nyations. + +57:10 Fow thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy is gweat u-unto t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and thy twuth u-unto t-the +c-cwouds. + +57:11 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou exawted, O-O G-God, a-above t-the h-heavens: wet thy gwowy be +a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + + + +58:1 Do ye indeed speak wighteousnyess, O-O congwegation? (^-^*)/ d-do ye j-judge +upwightwy, O-O ye sons of men? + +58:2 Yea, in heawt ye wowk wickednyess; ye weigh t-the viowence of youw +h-hands in t-the eawth. + +58:3 The wicked awe estwanged fwom t-the womb: they go ( ~*-*)~ a-astway as soon as +they be b-bown, speaking wies. + +58:4 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw poison is w-wike t-the poison of a sewpent: they awe w-wike t-the +deaf addew that stoppeth hew eaw; + +58:5 W-Which wiww nyot heawken to t-the voice of c-chawmews, chawming nyevew +so wisewy. + +58:6 Bweak theiw t-teeth, O-O G-God, in theiw m-mouth: bweak out t-the gweat +t-teeth of t-the young wions, O-O WOWD. + +58:7 Wet t-them mewt away as watews which w-wun continyuawwy: when he +bendeth his bow to shoot his a-awwows, wet t-them be as cut in pieces. + +58:8 As a snyaiw which mewteth, wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them pass (☆ω☆) a-away: w-wike +t-the untimewy biwth of a woman, that they may nyot s-see t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +58:9 Befowe youw pots c-can feew t-the thowns, he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-them away as +with a whiwwwind, both wiving, and in his wwath. + +58:10 The wighteous shaww wejoice when he seeth t-the :33 *cries* v-vengeance: he +shaww w-wash his feet in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the wicked. + +58:11 S-So that a man shaww say, Vewiwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a wewawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +w-wighteous: vewiwy he is a God that j-judgeth in t-the eawth. + + + +59:1 D-Dewivew m-me fwom minye >_> e-enyemies, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: d-defend m-me fwom t-them that +(☆ω☆) w-wise up against me. + +>w< *looks away* 5-59:2 D-Dewivew m-me fwom t-the wowkews of inyiquity, and s-save m-me fwom bwoody +m-men. + +59:3 Fow, wo, they w-wie in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: t-the mighty awe gathewed +against m-me; nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwession, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin, O-O WOWD. + +59:4 They w-wun and p-pwepawe themsewves without o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fauwt: awake to hewp +me, and behowd. + +59:5 T-Thou thewefowe, O-O WOWD God of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, awake to +v-visit (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heathen: be nyot m-mewcifuw to any wicked twansgwessows. +Sewah. + +5-59:6 They (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn a-at evenying: they make a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise w-wike a dog, and go +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the city. + +59:7 Behowd, they bewch out with theiw m-mouth: swowds awe in theiw +wips: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who, say they, doth heaw? + +59:8 But thou, O-O WOWD, shawt waugh a-at t-them; t-thou shawt have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +heathen in dewision. + +59:9 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of his stwength wiww I wait upon t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +defence. + +59:10 The God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww pwevent me: God shaww wet m-me s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +d-desiwe upon minye enyemies. + +59:11 Sway t-them nyot, west o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe f-fowget: scattew t-them by thy powew; +and bwing t-them down, O-O Wowd ouw shiewd. + +59:12 Fow t-the sin of theiw mouth and t-the w-wowds of theiw w-wips wet t-them +even be taken in theiw p-pwide: and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-cuwsing and wying which they +s-speak. + +59:13 Consume t-them in wwath, consume t-them, that they may nyot be: and +wet t-them knyow that God wuweth in J-Jacob u-unto t-the ends of t-the eawth. +Sewah. + +59:14 And a-at evenying wet t-them (*´▽`*) w-wetuwn; and wet t-them make a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise w-wike a +dog, and go (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the city. + +59:15 Wet t-them wandew up and down (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-meat, and gwudge if they be nyot +s-satisfied. + +59:16 But I wiww sing of thy powew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww sing awoud of thy +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy in t-the mownying: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence and wefuge in t-the +day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe. + +59:17 Unto thee, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, wiww I s-sing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence, +and t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mewcy. + + + +60:1 O-O G-God, t-thou hast cast us off, t-thou hast scattewed u-us, t-thou hast +b-been dispweased; O-O tuwn t-thysewf to us again. + +6-60:2 T-Thou hast m-made t-the eawth to twembwe; t-thou hast bwoken i-it: heaw +t-the b-bweaches t-theweof; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaketh. + +60:3 T-Thou hast shewed thy peopwe hawd things: t-thou hast m-made us to +dwink t-the winye of astonyishment. + +60:4 T-Thou hast given a bannyew to t-them that f-feaw thee, that it may be +dispwayed because of t-the twuth. Sewah. + +60:5 That thy bewoved may be d-dewivewed; s-save with thy wight hand, and +h-heaw me. + +6-60:6 God hath spoken in his howinyess; I wiww wejoice, I wiww divide +S-Shechem, and mete out t-the vawwey of Succoth. + +60:7 Giwead is minye, and Manyasseh is minye; Ephwaim awso is t-the +stwength of minye h-head; Judah is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wawgivew; + +6-60:8 Moab is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my washpot; o-ovew Edom wiww I cast out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shoe: P-Phiwistia, +t-twiumph t-thou because of me. + +6-60:9 Who wiww bwing m-me into t-the stwong city? who wiww wead m-me into +Edom? + +60:10 Wiwt nyot thou, O-O G-God, which hadst cast us off? and thou, O-O G-God, +which didst nyot go out with ouw awmies? + +6-60:11 Give us hewp fwom t-twoubwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vain is t-the hewp of m-man. + +60:12 Thwough God we shaww (^-^*)/ d-do vawiantwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he it is that shaww twead +down ouw enyemies. + + + +61:1 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy, O-O God; a-attend u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew. + +61:2 Fwom t-the end of t-the eawth wiww I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee, when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is +ovewwhewmed: wead m-me to t-the w-wock that is highew than I. + +61:3 Fow t-thou hast b-been a shewtew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and a stwong towew fwom t-the +enyemy. + +6-61:4 I wiww abide in thy tabewnyacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: I wiww t-twust in t-the +covewt of thy wings. Sewah. + +61:5 Fow thou, O-O G-God, hast heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows: t-thou hast given m-me t-the +hewitage of those that f-feaw thy nyame. + +61:6 T-Thou wiwt pwowong t-the king's wife: and his yeaws as many +genyewations. + +61:7 He shaww abide befowe God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: O-O p-pwepawe (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth, +which may pwesewve h-him. + +61:8 S-So wiww I sing pwaise u-unto thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, that I may daiwy +pewfowm o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows. + + + +62:1 Twuwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw waiteth upon G-God: fwom him cometh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. + +62:2 He onwy is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wock and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation; he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence; I shaww +nyot be gweatwy moved. + +6-62:3 How wong wiww ye imaginye mischief against a man? ye shaww be +s-swain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of you: as a bowing waww shaww ye be, and as a tottewing +fence. + +62:4 They onwy consuwt to cast him down fwom his excewwency: they +dewight in wies: they bwess with theiw mouth, but they (O_O;) c-cuwse (* ^ ω ^) *moans* i-inwawdwy. +Sewah. + +62:5 My s-souw, wait t-thou onwy upon God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my expectation is fwom h-him. + +62:6 He onwy is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wock and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation: he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence; I shaww +nyot be moved. + +62:7 In God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy: t-the w-wock of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge, is in God. + +62:8 Twust in him a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times; ye p-peopwe, p-pouw out youw heawt befowe +him: God is a wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. Sewah. + +62:9 S-Suwewy men of (T_T) *cries* w-wow degwee awe v-vanyity, and men of high degwee awe a +wie: to be w-waid in t-the bawance, they awe awtogethew wightew than +vanyity. + +62:10 Twust nyot in oppwession, and become nyot vain in wobbewy: if +w-wiches incwease, s-set nyot youw heawt upon them. + +62:11 God hath spoken (＃`Д´) o-once; UwU t-twice have I heawd this; that p-powew +bewongeth u-unto God. + +62:12 Awso u-unto thee, O-O W-Wowd, bewongeth mewcy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wendewest to +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his wowk. + + + +6-63:1 O-O G-God, t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; eawwy wiww I seek t-thee: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw t-thiwsteth +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh w-wongeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee in a dwy and thiwsty wand, whewe +nyo w-watew is; + +63:2 To s-see thy p-powew and thy gwowy, so as I have s-seen thee in t-the +(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +63:3 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thy wovingkindnyess is bettew than w-wife, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips shaww +pwaise thee. + +63:4 T-Thus wiww I bwess thee whiwe I w-wive: I wiww wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands in +thy nyame. + +63:5 My souw shaww be satisfied as with m-mawwow and fatnyess; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mouth shaww pwaise thee with joyfuw wips: + +63:6 When I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thee upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bed, and meditate on thee in t-the +nyight watches. + +63:7 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp, thewefowe in t-the shadow of thy +w-wings wiww I wejoice. + +63:8 My souw fowwoweth hawd aftew t-thee: thy wight hand uphowdeth me. + +63:9 But those that seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, to d-destwoy it, shaww go into t-the +w-wowew pawts of t-the eawth. + +63:10 They shaww faww by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: they shaww be a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-foxes. + +63:11 But t-the king shaww wejoice in God; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that s-sweaweth by +him shaww gwowy: but t-the mouth of t-them that speak wies shaww be +stopped. + + + +64:1 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, O-O G-God, in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew: pwesewve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife fwom f-feaw of +t-the enyemy. + +6-64:2 (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide m-me fwom t-the secwet counsew of t-the wicked; fwom t-the +insuwwection of t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity: + +6-64:3 Who (=^･ω･^=) *hugs tightly* w-whet theiw tongue w-wike a swowd, and bend theiw bows to shoot +theiw a-awwows, even bittew wowds: + +64:4 That they may shoot in secwet a-at t-the pewfect: suddenwy (^-^*)/ d-do they +shoot a-at him, and f-feaw n-nyot. + +64:5 They |･ω･) e-encouwage themsewves in an eviw m-mattew: they communye of +waying snyawes pwiviwy; they say, Who shaww s-see them? + +64:6 They s-seawch out inyiquities; they accompwish a d-diwigent seawch: +both t-the inwawd thought of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them, and t-the heawt, is deep. + +64:7 But God shaww shoot a-at t-them with an awwow; suddenwy shaww they be +wounded. + +64:8 S-So they shaww make theiw own tongue to faww upon themsewves: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that s-see t-them shaww fwee away. + +64:9 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men shaww feaw, and shaww decwawe t-the wowk of God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they shaww wisewy considew of his doing. + +64:10 The wighteous shaww be gwad in t-the WOWD, and shaww t-twust in h-him; +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the upwight in heawt shaww gwowy. + + + +65:1 Pwaise waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, O-O G-God, in S-Sion: and u-unto thee shaww t-the +vow be pewfowmed. + +65:2 O-O t-thou that heawest pwayew, u-unto thee shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh come. + +65:3 Inyiquities pwevaiw against me: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw twansgwessions, t-thou +shawt puwge t-them away. + +65:4 Bwessed is t-the man whom t-thou choosest, and causest to appwoach +u-unto thee, that he may dweww in thy couwts: we shaww be satisfied with +t-the goodnyess of thy h-house, even of thy h-howy tempwe. + +65:5 By t-tewwibwe things in wighteousnyess wiwt t-thou answew u-us, O-O God of +ouw sawvation; who awt t-the confidence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth, +and of t-them that awe afaw off upon t-the sea: + +65:6 W-Which by his stwength setteth fast t-the mountains; being giwded +with powew: + +65:7 W-Which stiwweth t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the seas, t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of theiw waves, +and t-the t-tumuwt of t-the peopwe. + +65:8 They awso that dweww in t-the uttewmost pawts awe afwaid a-at thy +tokens: t-thou makest t-the outgoings of t-the mownying and evenying to +wejoice. + +65:9 T-Thou visitest t-the eawth, and watewest i-it: t-thou gweatwy e-enwichest +it with t-the wivew of G-God, which is f-fuww of watew: t-thou pwepawest t-them +cown, when t-thou hast so pwovided (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. + +65:10 T-Thou watewest t-the widges theweof abundantwy: t-thou (o_O)! *blushes* s-settwest t-the +fuwwows theweof: t-thou makest it soft with showews: t-thou b-bwessest t-the +spwinging t-theweof. + +6-65:11 T-Thou cwownyest t-the yeaw with thy goodnyess; and thy paths dwop +f-fatnyess. + +6-65:12 They dwop upon t-the xDD p-pastuwes of t-the wiwdewnyess: and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +hiwws wejoice on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. + +6-65:13 The xDD p-pastuwes awe cwothed with f-fwocks; t-the vawweys awso awe +covewed o-ovew with cown; they shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy, they awso sing. + + + +6-66:1 Make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise u-unto G-God, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye wands: + +66:2 Sing fowth t-the honyouw of his nyame: make his pwaise gwowious. + +66:3 Say u-unto G-God, How t-tewwibwe awt t-thou in thy (☆ω☆) w-wowks! thwough t-the +gweatnyess of thy p-powew shaww thinye enyemies submit themsewves u-unto +thee. + +66:4 Aww t-the eawth shaww w-wowship thee, and shaww sing u-unto thee; they +shaww sing to thy nyame. Sewah. + +6-66:5 Come and s-see t-the wowks of G-God: he is t-tewwibwe in his doing towawd +t-the chiwdwen of m-men. + +66:6 He (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the sea into dwy wand: they went thwough t-the fwood on +foot: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe did we wejoice in h-him. + +66:7 He wuweth by his p-powew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; his eyes (x_x)V b-behowd t-the n-nyations: wet +nyot t-the webewwious e-exawt themsewves. Sewah. + +66:8 O-O bwess ouw G-God, ye p-peopwe, and make t-the voice of his pwaise to +be heawd: + +66:9 W-Which h-howdeth ouw souw in w-wife, and suffeweth nyot ouw feet to be +moved. + +66:10 Fow thou, O-O G-God, hast pwoved us: t-thou hast twied u-us, as s-siwvew +is twied. + +66:11 T-Thou b-bwoughtest us into t-the nyet; t-thou waidst affwiction upon ouw +woins. + +66:12 T-Thou hast caused men to wide o-ovew ouw heads; we went thwough +fiwe and thwough watew: but t-thou b-bwoughtest us out into a weawthy +pwace. + +66:13 I wiww go into thy house with buwnt ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: I wiww pay thee +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows, + +66:14 W-Which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips have uttewed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth hath spoken, when I w-was +in twoubwe. + +66:15 I wiww offew u-unto thee buwnt s-sacwifices of fatwings, with t-the +i-incense of w-wams; I wiww offew buwwocks with goats. Sewah. + +66:16 Come and h-heaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that f-feaw G-God, and I wiww decwawe what he +hath donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +66:17 I cwied u-unto him with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and he w-was extowwed with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +tongue. + +66:18 If I w-wegawd i-inyiquity in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, t-the Wowd wiww nyot h-heaw me: + +66:19 But vewiwy God hath heawd m-me; he hath (>_<) a-attended to t-the voice of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew. + +66:20 Bwessed be G-God, which hath nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy fwom me. + + + +67:1 God be m-mewcifuw u-unto u-us, and bwess us; and c-cause his f-face to +(*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon us; Sewah. + +67:2 That thy w-way may be knyown upon eawth, thy saving heawth among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +nyations. + +6-67:3 Wet t-the peopwe pwaise thee, O-O God; wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe pwaise +thee. + +(*´▽`*) *looks at you* 6-67:4 O-O wet t-the nyations be gwad and sing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt j-judge +t-the peopwe w-wighteouswy, and govewn t-the nyations upon eawth. Sewah. + +67:5 Wet t-the peopwe pwaise thee, O-O God; wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe pwaise +thee. + +6-67:6 T-Then shaww t-the eawth yiewd hew i-incwease; and G-God, even ouw own +G-God, shaww bwess us. + +67:7 God shaww bwess us; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth shaww f-feaw h-him. + + + +68:1 Wet God a-awise, wet his enyemies be scattewed: wet t-them awso that +hate him fwee befowe h-him. + +68:2 As smoke is dwiven away, so dwive t-them (☆ω☆) a-away: as wax mewteth +befowe t-the f-fiwe, so wet t-the wicked pewish a-at t-the pwesence of God. + +68:3 But wet t-the wighteous be gwad; wet t-them wejoice befowe G-God: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +wet t-them e-exceedingwy wejoice. + +68:4 Sing u-unto G-God, sing p-pwaises to his nyame: extow him that wideth +upon t-the h-heavens by his nyame J-JAH, and wejoice befowe h-him. + +68:5 A-A o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and a j-judge of t-the w-widows, is God in +his h-howy h-habitation. + +6-68:6 God setteth t-the sowitawy in famiwies: he bwingeth out those which +awe b-bound with chains: but t-the webewwious dweww in a dwy wand. + +68:7 O-O G-God, when t-thou wentest fowth befowe thy p-peopwe, when t-thou didst +m-mawch thwough t-the wiwdewnyess; Sewah: + +68:8 The eawth s-shook, t-the h-heavens awso dwopped a-at t-the pwesence of G-God: +even (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai itsewf w-was moved a-at t-the pwesence of G-God, t-the God of Iswaew. + +68:9 Thou, O-O G-God, didst send a p-pwentifuw wain, wheweby t-thou didst +⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm thinye inhewitance, when it w-was w-weawy. + +68:10 Thy c-congwegation hath d-dwewt thewein: thou, O-O G-God, hast pwepawed +of thy goodnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the poow. + +68:11 The Wowd gave t-the wowd: gweat w-was t-the company of those that +pubwished it. + +68:12 Kings of awmies did fwee apace: and she that t-tawwied a-at home +d-divided t-the s-spoiw. + +68:13 Though ye have wien among t-the pots, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww ye be as t-the w-wings +of a dove covewed with s-siwvew, and hew feathews with (T_T) y-yewwow gowd. + +68:14 When t-the Awmighty scattewed kings in it, it w-was white as s-snyow in +Sawmon. + +68:15 The (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of God is as t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of Bashan; an high (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww as t-the +(＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of B-Bashan. + +6-68:16 Why weap ye, ye high hiwws? this is t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww which God desiweth +to dweww in; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the WOWD wiww dweww in it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +68:17 The chawiots of God awe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand, even thousands of +a-angews: t-the Wowd is among t-them, as in S-Sinyai, in t-the h-howy pwace. + +68:18 T-Thou hast ascended on high, t-thou hast w-wed captivity captive: +t-thou hast weceived gifts (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow men; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the webewwious awso, that +t-the WOWD God m-might dweww among them. + +68:19 Bwessed be t-the W-Wowd, who daiwy woadeth us with benyefits, even +t-the God of ouw s-sawvation. Sewah. + +68:20 He that is ouw God is t-the God of sawvation; and u-unto GOD t-the +Wowd bewong t-the issues fwom death. + +68:21 But God shaww wound t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his >_> e-enyemies, and t-the (＞ｍ＜) *sweats* h-haiwy scawp +of such an onye as goeth on stiww in his twespasses. + +68:22 The Wowd said, I wiww bwing again fwom B-Bashan, I wiww bwing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe again fwom t-the depths of t-the sea: + +6-68:23 That thy foot may be dipped in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thinye >_> e-enyemies, and +t-the tongue of thy dogs in t-the same. + +68:24 They have s-seen thy goings, O-O God; even t-the goings of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +K-King, in t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +68:25 The s-singews went b-befowe, t-the pwayews on instwuments f-fowwowed +aftew; among t-them wewe t-the d-damsews pwaying with timbwews. + +68:26 Bwess ye God in t-the congwegations, even t-the W-Wowd, fwom t-the +fountain of Iswaew. + +68:27 Thewe is ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe Benjamin with theiw wuwew, t-the pwinces of Judah +and theiw counciw, t-the pwinces of Zebuwun, and t-the pwinces of +N-Nyaphtawi. + +(o^▽^o) 6-68:28 Thy God hath commanded thy stwength: stwengthen, O-O G-God, that +which t-thou hast wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +68:29 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of thy tempwe a-at Jewusawem shaww kings bwing pwesents +u-unto thee. + +68:30 Webuke t-the company of s-speawmen, t-the muwtitude of t-the buwws, with +t-the cawves of t-the p-peopwe, tiww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye submit himsewf with pieces of +siwvew: scattew t-thou t-the peopwe that dewight in waw. + +68:31 P-Pwinces shaww come out of Egypt; E-Ethiopia shaww soon s-stwetch out +hew h-hands u-unto God. + +6-68:32 Sing u-unto G-God, ye (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth; O-O sing p-pwaises u-unto t-the +Wowd; Sewah: + +68:33 To him that wideth upon t-the h-heavens of (^ω~) h-heavens, which wewe of +o-owd; wo, he doth send out his voice, and that a mighty voice. + +6-68:34 A-Ascwibe ye stwength u-unto G-God: his excewwency is o-ovew I-Iswaew, and +his stwength is in t-the c-cwouds. + +6-68:35 O-O G-God, t-thou awt t-tewwibwe out of thy h-howy pwaces: t-the God of +Iswaew is he that giveth stwength and p-powew u-unto his peopwe. Bwessed +be God. + + + +6-69:1 Save me, O-O God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the watews awe come in u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +6-69:2 I s-sink in (☆▽☆) d-deep (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-miwe, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo standing: I am come into +(☆▽☆) d-deep w-watews, whewe t-the fwoods ovewfwow me. + +69:3 I am weawy of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwying: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thwoat is d-dwied: minye eyes faiw whiwe +I wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +69:4 They that hate m-me without a c-cause awe mowe than t-the haiws of minye +head: they that w-wouwd d-destwoy me, being minye enyemies wwongfuwwy, awe +mighty: t-then I westowed that which I took nyot away. + +6-69:5 O-O G-God, t-thou k-knyowest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foowishnyess; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sins awe nyot hid fwom +thee. + +69:6 Wet nyot t-them that wait on thee, O-O Wowd GOD of hosts, be a-ashamed +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake: wet nyot those that seek thee be confounded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake, O-O +God of Iswaew. + +69:7 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake I have (￣ω￣) b-bownye wepwoach; shame hath covewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(￣ω￣) f-face. + +69:8 I am become a stwangew u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, and an awien u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's chiwdwen. + +69:9 Fow t-the zeaw of thinye house hath eaten m-me up; and t-the wepwoaches +of t-them that wepwoached thee awe f-fawwen upon me. + +69:10 When I w-wept, and (o-_-o) c-chastenyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw with f-fasting, that w-was to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wepwoach. + +69:11 I m-made (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawment; and I became a pwovewb to +them. + +6-69:12 They that sit in t-the gate speak against m-me; and I w-was t-the song +of t-the dwunkawds. + +69:13 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew is u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, in an acceptabwe +time: O-O G-God, in t-the muwtitude of thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy h-heaw me, in t-the twuth of +thy s-sawvation. + +6-69:14 D-Dewivew m-me out of t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-miwe, and wet m-me nyot sink: wet m-me be +dewivewed fwom t-them that hate me, and out of t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep watews. + +69:15 Wet nyot t-the watewfwood ovewfwow me, nyeithew wet t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep swawwow +m-me up, and wet nyot t-the p-pit s-shut hew mouth upon me. + +ต(=ω=)ต 6-69:16 Heaw me, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wovingkindnyess is good: tuwn u-unto m-me +a-accowding to t-the muwtitude of thy tendew m-mewcies. + +69:17 And hide nyot thy f-face fwom thy sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am in t-twoubwe: +h-heaw m-me s-speediwy. + +69:18 Dwaw nyigh u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, and wedeem i-it: d-dewivew m-me because of +minye enyemies. + +69:19 T-Thou hast knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shame, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-dishonyouw: +minye advewsawies awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww befowe thee. + +69:20 Wepwoach hath bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt; and I am f-fuww of heavinyess: and I +wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-some to o(>ω<)o t-take pity, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-comfowtews, +but I f-found n-nyonye. + +6-69:21 They gave m-me awso (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my meat; and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thiwst they gave +m-me vinyegaw to d-dwink. + +69:22 Wet theiw tabwe become a snyawe befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: and that which +shouwd have b-been (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw w-wewfawe, wet it become a twap. + +69:23 Wet theiw eyes be dawkenyed, that they s-see n-nyot; and make theiw +woins continyuawwy to shake. + +69:24 Pouw out thinye indignyation upon t-them, and wet thy wwathfuw angew +o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of them. + +69:25 Wet theiw h-habitation be d-desowate; and wet nyonye dweww in theiw +tents. + +69:26 Fow they pewsecute him whom t-thou hast smitten; and they tawk to +t-the gwief of those whom t-thou hast wounded. + +6-69:27 Add i-inyiquity u-unto theiw i-inyiquity: and wet t-them nyot come into thy +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +69:28 Wet t-them be bwotted out of t-the book of t-the wiving, and nyot be +wwitten with t-the wighteous. + +69:29 But I am poow and sowwowfuw: wet thy sawvation, O-O G-God, s-set m-me up +on high. + +69:30 I wiww pwaise t-the nyame of God with a song, and wiww magnyify him +with thanksgiving. + +69:31 This awso shaww pwease t-the WOWD bettew than an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow buwwock +that hath howns and hoofs. + +69:32 The humbwe shaww s-see this, and be gwad: and youw heawt shaww +wive that seek God. + +6-69:33 Fow t-the WOWD heaweth t-the poow, and despiseth nyot his pwisonyews. + +69:34 Wet t-the heaven and eawth pwaise him, t-the seas, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing +that moveth thewein. + +6-69:35 Fow God wiww s-save Zion, and wiww buiwd t-the c-cities of Judah: that +they may dweww thewe, and have it in p-possession. + +69:36 The seed awso of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww i-inhewit i-it: and they that +wove his nyame shaww dweww thewein. + + + +70:1 Make haste, O-O G-God, to d-dewivew m-me; make haste to hewp me, O-O Wowd. + +70:2 Wet t-them be a-ashamed and confounded that seek aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: wet +t-them be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed backwawd, and put to (O.O) *hugs tightly* c-confusion, that d-desiwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my huwt. + +|･ω･) 7-70:3 Wet t-them be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wewawd of theiw shame that say, +Aha, a-aha. + +70:4 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that seek thee wejoice and be gwad in t-thee: and wet +such as wove thy sawvation say c-continyuawwy, Wet God be magnyified. + +70:5 But I am poow and n-nyeedy: make haste u-unto me, O-O G-God: t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hewp and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewivewew; O-O WOWD, make nyo tawwying. + + + +7-71:1 In thee, O-O WOWD, (^-^*)/ d-do I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust: wet m-me nyevew be put to +c-confusion. + +71:2 D-Dewivew m-me in thy wighteousnyess, and c-cause m-me to e-escape: i-incwinye +thinye eaw u-unto me, and s-save me. + +71:3 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwong habitation, wheweunto I may continyuawwy wesowt: +t-thou hast given commandment to s-save m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wock and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fowtwess. + +71:4 D-Dewivew me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, out of t-the hand of t-the w-wicked, out of t-the +hand of t-the unwighteous and cwuew m-man. + +71:5 Fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope, O-O Wowd GOD: t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-twust fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +youth. + +71:6 By thee have I b-been howden up fwom t-the womb: t-thou awt he that +took m-me out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bowews: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwaise shaww be continyuawwy of +thee. + +71:7 I am as a wondew u-unto many; but t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwong wefuge. + +71:8 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth be fiwwed with thy pwaise and with thy honyouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the d-day. + +71:9 Cast m-me nyot off in t-the time of o-owd age; fowsake m-me nyot when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +stwength f-faiweth. + +71:10 Fow minye enyemies speak against m-me; and they that way wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +souw o(>ω<)o t-take counsew togethew, + +7-71:11 Saying, God hath fowsaken him: pewsecute and o(>ω<)o t-take h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is nyonye to d-dewivew h-him. + +71:12 O-O G-God, be nyot faw fwom me: O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, make haste (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp. + +71:13 Wet t-them be confounded and consumed that awe advewsawies to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-souw; wet t-them be covewed with wepwoach and dishonyouw that seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +huwt. + +7-71:14 But I wiww hope c-continyuawwy, and wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwaise thee mowe and +mowe. + +71:15 My mouth shaww s-shew fowth thy wighteousnyess and thy sawvation +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the >_> d-day; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow nyot t-the nyumbews t-theweof. + +(°ㅂ°╬) 7-71:16 I wiww go in t-the stwength of t-the Wowd GOD: I wiww make mention +of thy wighteousnyess, even of thinye onwy. + +71:17 O-O G-God, t-thou hast taught m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth: and hithewto have I +d-decwawed thy wondwous wowks. + +7-71:18 Nyow awso when I am o-owd and gweyheaded, O-O G-God, fowsake m-me n-nyot; +untiw I have shewed thy stwength u-unto this g-genyewation, and thy p-powew +to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is to come. + +71:19 Thy wighteousnyess awso, O-O G-God, is vewy high, who hast donye gweat +things: O-O G-God, who is w-wike u-unto thee! + +71:20 Thou, which hast shewed m-me gweat and sowe twoubwes, shawt +quicken m-me again, and shawt bwing m-me up again fwom t-the depths of t-the +eawth. + +71:21 T-Thou shawt incwease o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gweatnyess, and comfowt m-me on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. + +71:22 I wiww awso pwaise thee with t-the psawtewy, even thy twuth, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +G-God: u-unto thee wiww I sing with t-the h-hawp, O-O t-thou Howy Onye of Iswaew. + +71:23 My w-wips shaww gweatwy wejoice when I sing u-unto thee; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-souw, which t-thou hast wedeemed. + +71:24 My tongue awso shaww tawk of thy wighteousnyess (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day w-wong: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe confounded, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe b-bwought u-unto shame, that seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +huwt. + + + +72:1 Give t-the king thy judgments, O-O G-God, and thy wighteousnyess u-unto +t-the king's (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +72:2 He shaww j-judge thy peopwe with wighteousnyess, and thy poow with +judgment. + +72:3 The mountains shaww bwing peace to t-the p-peopwe, and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +h-hiwws, by ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +72:4 He shaww j-judge t-the poow of t-the p-peopwe, he shaww s-save t-the chiwdwen +of t-the nyeedy, and shaww bweak in pieces t-the oppwessow. + +72:5 They shaww f-feaw thee as wong as t-the sun and moon enduwe, +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + +72:6 He shaww come down w-wike wain upon t-the mown gwass: as showews that +w-watew t-the eawth. + +7-72:7 In his days shaww t-the wighteous fwouwish; and a-abundance of peace +so wong as t-the moon enduweth. + +72:8 He shaww have dominyion awso fwom sea to sea, and fwom t-the wivew +u-unto t-the ends of t-the eawth. + +72:9 They that dweww in t-the wiwdewnyess shaww bow befowe h-him; and his +enyemies shaww wick t-the dust. + +72:10 The kings of Tawshish and of t-the iswes shaww bwing pwesents: t-the +kings of Sheba and Seba shaww offew gifts. + +72:11 Yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kings shaww faww down befowe him: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww +sewve h-him. + +72:12 Fow he shaww d-dewivew t-the nyeedy when he cwieth; t-the poow awso, +and him that hath nyo hewpew. + +72:13 He shaww spawe t-the poow and nyeedy, and shaww s-save t-the s-souws of +t-the nyeedy. + +72:14 He shaww wedeem theiw souw fwom d-deceit and viowence: and +(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious shaww theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be in his sight. + +72:15 And he shaww wive, and to him shaww be given of t-the gowd of +S-Sheba: pwayew awso shaww be m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him continyuawwy; and daiwy shaww +he be pwaised. + +72:16 Thewe shaww be an handfuw of cown in t-the eawth upon t-the top of +t-the mountains; t-the fwuit theweof shaww s-shake w-wike Webanyon: and they of +t-the city shaww fwouwish w-wike gwass of t-the eawth. + +7-72:17 His nyame shaww e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: his nyame shaww be continyued as +wong as t-the sun: and men shaww be bwessed in him: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww +caww him bwessed. + +72:18 Bwessed be t-the WOWD G-God, t-the God of I-Iswaew, who onwy doeth +wondwous things. + +7-72:19 And bwessed be his gwowious nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and wet t-the w-whowe +eawth be fiwwed with his gwowy; Amen, and A-Amen. + +72:20 The pwayews of David t-the son of Jesse awe ended. + + + +73:1 Twuwy God is g-good to I-Iswaew, even to such as awe of a cwean +heawt. + +73:2 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet wewe a-awmost gonye; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps h-had w-weww nyigh +ต(=ω=)ต s-swipped. + +73:3 Fow I w-was envious a-at t-the foowish, when I saw t-the p-pwospewity of +t-the wicked. + +7-73:4 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe nyo bands in theiw (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but theiw stwength is +fiwm. + +73:5 They awe nyot in twoubwe as othew men; nyeithew awe they (*≧ω≦*) p-pwagued +w-wike othew m-men. + +7-73:6 Thewefowe pwide c-compasseth t-them about as a chain; viowence +coveweth t-them as a gawment. + +73:7 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw eyes stand out with fatnyess: they have mowe than heawt +couwd wish. + +73:8 They awe cowwupt, and speak wickedwy c-concewnying oppwession: they +speak w-woftiwy. + +73:9 They s-set theiw mouth against t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and theiw tongue +w-wawketh thwough t-the eawth. + +73:10 Thewefowe his peopwe (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn hithew: and watews of a f-fuww cup awe +wwung out to them. + +73:11 And they say, How doth God k-knyow? and is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe k-knyowwedge in t-the +most High? + +73:12 Behowd, these awe t-the ungodwy, who p-pwospew in t-the wowwd; they +incwease in wiches. + +73:13 Vewiwy I have cweansed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt in vain, and washed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands in +innyocency. + +73:14 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day wong have I b-been (o´∀`o) p-pwagued, and (o-_-o) c-chastenyed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +mownying. + +73:15 If I say, I wiww speak t-thus; b-behowd, I shouwd offend against t-the +genyewation of thy chiwdwen. + +73:16 When I thought to knyow this, it w-was too painfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; + +73:17 Untiw I went into t-the sanctuawy of God; t-then undewstood I theiw +end. + +73:18 S-Suwewy t-thou didst s-set t-them in swippewy pwaces: t-thou castedst +t-them down into destwuction. + +73:19 How awe they b-bwought into desowation, as in a moment! they awe +u-uttewwy consumed with tewwows. + +73:20 As a dweam when onye awaketh; so, O-O W-Wowd, when t-thou awakest, t-thou +shawt despise theiw image. + +73:21 T-Thus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt w-was gwieved, and I w-was pwicked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins. + +73:22 S-So foowish w-was I, and ignyowant: I w-was as a beast befowe thee. + +73:23 Nyevewthewess I am continyuawwy with t-thee: t-thou hast howden m-me by +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +73:24 T-Thou shawt guide m-me with thy counsew, and aftewwawd weceive m-me +to gwowy. + +7-73:25 Whom have I in heaven but thee? and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye upon eawth +that I d-desiwe beside thee. + +73:26 My fwesh and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt faiweth: but God is t-the stwength of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +heawt, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +73:27 Fow, wo, they that awe faw fwom thee shaww pewish: t-thou hast +destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that go a whowing fwom thee. + +7-73:28 But it is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to G-God: I have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-twust +in t-the Wowd GOD, that I may decwawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowks. + + + +74:1 O-O G-God, why hast t-thou cast us off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? why doth thinye angew +smoke against t-the sheep of thy pastuwe? + +74:2 Wemembew thy congwegation, which t-thou hast (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased of o-owd; t-the +wod of thinye inhewitance, which t-thou hast wedeemed; this mount Zion, +whewein t-thou hast d-dwewt. + +74:3 W-Wift up thy feet u-unto t-the pewpetuaw desowations; even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +t-the enyemy hath donye wickedwy in t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +74:4 T-Thinye enyemies woaw in t-the m-midst of thy congwegations; they s-set up +theiw ensigns (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow signs. + +7-74:5 A-A man w-was famous a-accowding as he h-had w-wifted up a-axes upon t-the +thick twees. + +74:6 But nyow they bweak down t-the cawved wowk theweof a-at o-once with a-axes +and hammews. + +7-74:7 They have cast fiwe into thy s-sanctuawy, they have defiwed by +c-casting down t-the dwewwing pwace of thy nyame to t-the gwound. + +74:8 They said in theiw heawts, Wet us d-destwoy t-them togethew: they +have buwnyed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the synyagogues of God in t-the wand. + +74:9 We s-see nyot ouw signs: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo mowe any p-pwophet: nyeithew is +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe among us any that k-knyoweth how wong. + +74:10 O-O G-God, how wong shaww t-the a-advewsawy wepwoach? shaww t-the enyemy +bwaspheme thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? + +74:11 Why withdwawest t-thou thy hand, even thy wight hand? pwuck it out +of thy bosom. + +74:12 Fow God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my King of o-owd, wowking sawvation in t-the m-midst of t-the +eawth. + +74:13 T-Thou didst divide t-the sea by thy stwength: t-thou bwakest t-the +heads of t-the dwagons in t-the watews. + +7-74:14 T-Thou bwakest t-the heads of weviathan in p-pieces, and gavest him to +be meat to t-the peopwe inhabiting t-the wiwdewnyess. + +74:15 T-Thou didst cweave t-the fountain and t-the f-fwood: t-thou dwiedst up +mighty wivews. + +74:16 The day is thinye, t-the nyight awso is thinye: t-thou hast pwepawed +t-the wight and t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +74:17 T-Thou hast s-set (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-bowdews of t-the eawth: t-thou hast m-made +summew and wintew. + +74:18 Wemembew this, that t-the enyemy hath (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wepwoached, O-O WOWD, and that +t-the foowish peopwe have bwasphemed thy nyame. + +74:19 O-O d-dewivew nyot t-the souw of thy tuwtwedove u-unto t-the muwtitude of +t-the wicked: fowget nyot t-the c-congwegation of thy poow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +7-74:20 H-Have wespect u-unto t-the covenyant: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dawk pwaces of t-the eawth +awe f-fuww of t-the habitations of cwuewty. + +74:21 O-O wet nyot t-the oppwessed (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn ashamed: wet t-the poow and nyeedy +pwaise thy nyame. + +7-74:22 Awise, O-O G-God, pwead thinye own (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew how t-the foowish +man w-wepwoacheth thee daiwy. + +74:23 (´ ω `♡) F-Fowget nyot t-the voice of thinye e-enyemies: t-the t-tumuwt of those that +(☆ω☆) w-wise up against thee incweaseth continyuawwy. + + + +75:1 Unto thee, O-O G-God, (^-^*)/ d-do we g-give thanks, u-unto thee (^-^*)/ d-do we g-give t-thanks: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that thy nyame is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw thy wondwous wowks decwawe. + +75:2 When I shaww weceive t-the c-congwegation I wiww j-judge upwightwy. + +75:3 The eawth and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants theweof awe dissowved: I beaw +up t-the piwwaws of it. Sewah. + +75:4 I said u-unto t-the f-foows, Deaw nyot foowishwy: and to t-the w-wicked, +W-Wift nyot up t-the h-hown: + +75:5 W-Wift nyot up youw (・_・ヾ h-hown on high: speak nyot with a stiff nyeck. + +7-75:6 Fow pwomotion cometh nyeithew fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fwom t-the west, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow fwom t-the south. + +75:7 But God is t-the judge: he putteth down o-onye, and setteth up +anyothew. + +7-75:8 Fow in t-the hand of t-the WOWD (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a cup, and t-the winye is wed; +it is f-fuww of m-mixtuwe; and he pouweth out of t-the same: but t-the dwegs +t-theweof, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wicked of t-the eawth shaww wwing t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and dwink +them. + +75:9 But I wiww decwawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; I wiww sing p-pwaises to t-the God of +Jacob. + +7-75:10 Aww t-the howns of t-the wicked awso wiww I cut off; but t-the howns +of t-the wighteous shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + + + +76:1 In Judah is God knyown: his nyame is gweat in Iswaew. + +76:2 In Sawem awso is his tabewnyacwe, and his dwewwing pwace in Z-Zion. + +76:3 Thewe bwake he t-the awwows of t-the b-bow, t-the s-shiewd, and t-the swowd, +and t-the battwe. Sewah. + +76:4 T-Thou awt mowe gwowious and excewwent than t-the mountains of pwey. + +76:5 The (＃`Д´) s-stoutheawted awe spoiwed, they have swept theiw sweep: and +nyonye of t-the men of m-might have f-found theiw hands. + +7-76:6 {{ (>_<) }} A-At thy webuke, O-O God of Jacob, both t-the chawiot and h-howse awe +cast into a dead sweep. + +(＾▽＾') 7-76:7 Thou, even thou, awt to be feawed: and who may stand in thy sight +when o-once t-thou awt angwy? + +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *cries* 7-76:8 T-Thou didst c-cause j-judgment to be heawd fwom heaven; t-the eawth +feawed, and w-was stiww, + +76:9 When God awose to j-judgment, to s-save (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the meek of t-the eawth. +Sewah. + +76:10 S-Suwewy t-the wwath of man shaww pwaise t-thee: t-the w-wemaindew of +wwath shawt t-thou westwain. + +76:11 Vow, and pay u-unto t-the WOWD youw G-God: wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that be (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about +him bwing pwesents u-unto him that ought to be feawed. + +7-76:12 He shaww cut off t-the spiwit of pwinces: he is t-tewwibwe to t-the +kings of t-the eawth. + + + +77:1 I cwied u-unto God with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, even u-unto God with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; and +he gave eaw u-unto me. + +77:2 In t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe I sought t-the Wowd: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowe wan in t-the +nyight, and ceased nyot: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw wefused to be comfowted. + +77:3 I wemembewed G-God, and w-was twoubwed: I compwainyed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit +w-was ovewwhewmed. Sewah. + +77:4 T-Thou howdest minye eyes waking: I am so twoubwed that I c-cannyot +s-speak. + +77:5 I have considewed t-the days of o-owd, t-the yeaws of (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient times. + +77:6 I caww to w-wemembwance o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my song in t-the nyight: I communye with minye +own (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit m-made d-diwigent seawch. + +77:7 W-Wiww t-the Wowd cast off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? and wiww he be favouwabwe nyo +mowe? + +7-77:8 Is his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy cwean gonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? doth his pwomise faiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evewmowe? + +77:9 Hath God fowgotten to be gwacious? hath he in angew s-shut up his +tendew mewcies? Sewah. + +77:10 And I said, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my infiwmity: but I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the yeaws +of t-the wight hand of t-the most High. + +77:11 I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the wowks of t-the WOWD: suwewy I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew +thy w-wondews of owd. + +77:12 I wiww meditate awso of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowk, and tawk of thy doings. + +77:13 Thy way, O-O G-God, is in t-the s-sanctuawy: who is so gweat a God as +ouw God? + +(ノωヽ) *shuffles closer* 7-77:14 T-Thou awt t-the God that doest wondews: t-thou hast d-decwawed thy +stwength among t-the peopwe. + +77:15 T-Thou hast with thinye a-awm wedeemed thy p-peopwe, t-the sons of J-Jacob +and Joseph. Sewah. + +77:16 The watews saw thee, O-O G-God, t-the watews saw thee; they wewe +afwaid: t-the depths awso wewe twoubwed. + +7-77:17 The cwouds pouwed out watew: t-the skies sent out a sound: thinye +awwows awso went abwoad. + +77:18 The voice of thy thundew w-was in t-the heaven: t-the wightnyings +wightenyed t-the wowwd: t-the eawth twembwed and s-shook. + +77:19 Thy w-way is in t-the sea, and thy ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path in t-the gweat w-watews, and thy +footsteps awe nyot knyown. + +7-77:20 T-Thou weddest thy peopwe w-wike a fwock by t-the hand of Moses and +Aawon. + + + +7-78:1 Give eaw, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw: i-incwinye youw eaws to t-the w-wowds +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +78:2 I wiww open o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth in a p-pawabwe: I wiww uttew dawk sayings of +owd: + +78:3 W-Which we have heawd and (≧◡≦) k-knyown, and ouw f-fathews have towd us. + +78:4 We wiww nyot hide t-them fwom theiw c-chiwdwen, shewing to t-the +genyewation to come t-the p-pwaises of t-the WOWD, and his stwength, and his +wondewfuw wowks that he hath donye. + +78:5 Fow he estabwished a t-testimony in Jacob, and appointed a (☆▽☆) w-waw in +I-Iswaew, which he commanded ouw fathews, that they shouwd make t-them +knyown to theiw chiwdwen: + +78:6 That t-the genyewation to come m-might knyow t-them, even t-the chiwdwen +which shouwd be (=`ω´=) b-bown; who shouwd a-awise and decwawe t-them to theiw +chiwdwen: + +78:7 That they m-might s-set theiw hope in G-God, and nyot fowget t-the wowks +of G-God, but keep his commandments: + +78:8 And m-might nyot be as theiw fathews, a stubbown and webewwious +g-genyewation; a genyewation that s-set nyot theiw heawt a-awight, and whose +spiwit w-was nyot stedfast with God. + +7-78:9 The chiwdwen of Ephwaim, being awmed, and cawwying bows, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +back in t-the day of battwe. + +7-78:10 They kept nyot t-the c-covenyant of G-God, and wefused to wawk in his +waw; + +78:11 And fowgat his wowks, and his w-wondews that he h-had shewed them. + +78:12 Mawvewwous things did he in t-the sight of theiw fathews, in t-the +wand of Egypt, in t-the fiewd of (-_-) Z-Zoan. + +78:13 He d-divided t-the sea, and caused t-them to pass thwough; and he m-made +t-the watews to stand as an heap. + +78:14 In t-the daytime awso he w-wed t-them with a c-cwoud, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight +with a wight of fiwe. + +78:15 He (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave t-the wocks in t-the wiwdewnyess, and gave t-them dwink as out +of t-the gweat depths. + +78:16 He b-bwought stweams awso out of t-the wock, and caused watews to +w-wun down w-wike wivews. + +78:17 And they sinnyed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet mowe against him by pwovoking t-the most High +in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +78:18 And they tempted God in theiw heawt by asking meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +w-wust. + +(>_<) 7-78:19 Yea, they spake against God; they said, Can God fuwnyish a tabwe +in t-the wiwdewnyess? + +78:20 Behowd, he smote t-the wock, that t-the watews gushed (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the +stweams ovewfwowed; c-can he g-give bwead awso? c-can he pwovide fwesh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +his peopwe? + +78:21 Thewefowe t-the WOWD heawd this, and w-was wwoth: so a fiwe w-was +kindwed against Jacob, and angew awso came up against I-Iswaew; + +78:22 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they bewieved nyot in G-God, and twusted nyot in his +sawvation: + +78:23 Though he h-had commanded t-the cwouds fwom above, and openyed t-the +doows of heaven, + +78:24 And h-had wainyed down mannya upon t-them to eat, and h-had given t-them +of t-the cown of heaven. + +78:25 Man did e-eat (o_O) *teleports behind you* a-angews' food: he sent t-them meat to t-the fuww. + +78:26 He caused an east wind to b-bwow in t-the heaven: and by his p-powew +he b-bwought in t-the south wind. + +78:27 He wainyed fwesh awso upon t-them as dust, and feathewed f-fowws w-wike +as t-the sand of t-the sea: + +78:28 And he wet it faww in t-the m-midst of theiw camp, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about theiw +habitations. + +78:29 S-So they did eat, and wewe w-weww fiwwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he gave t-them theiw +own desiwe; + +(*^.^*) 7-78:30 They wewe nyot estwanged fwom theiw w-wust. But whiwe theiw meat +w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in theiw m-mouths, + +78:31 The wwath of God came upon t-them, and swew t-the f-fattest of t-them, +and smote down t-the chosen men of Iswaew. + +78:32 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this they sinnyed stiww, and bewieved nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +wondwous wowks. + +7-78:33 Thewefowe theiw days did he consume in v-vanyity, and theiw yeaws +in twoubwe. + +7-78:34 When he swew t-them, t-then they sought him: and they wetuwnyed and +enquiwed eawwy aftew God. + +78:35 And they wemembewed that God w-was theiw wock, and t-the high God +theiw wedeemew. + +78:36 Nyevewthewess they did fwattew him with theiw mouth, and they +wied u-unto him with theiw tongues. + +7-78:37 Fow theiw heawt w-was nyot wight with him, nyeithew wewe they +stedfast in his covenyant. + +78:38 But he, being f-fuww of compassion, f-fowgave theiw inyiquity, and +destwoyed t-them nyot: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, many a time (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed he his angew away, and did +nyot stiw up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wwath. + +7-78:39 Fow he wemembewed that they wewe but fwesh; a wind that passeth +away, and cometh nyot again. + +78:40 How oft did they pwovoke him in t-the wiwdewnyess, and gwieve him +in t-the desewt! + +78:41 Yea, they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back and tempted G-God, and wimited t-the Howy Onye +of Iswaew. + +78:42 They wemembewed nyot his hand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the day when he dewivewed t-them +fwom t-the enyemy. + +78:43 How he h-had wwought his signs in Egypt, and his w-wondews in t-the +fiewd of (-_-) Z-Zoan. + +78:44 And h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews into bwood; and theiw f-fwoods, that +they couwd nyot d-dwink. + +7-78:45 He sent divews sowts of fwies among t-them, which devouwed t-them; +and fwogs, which destwoyed them. + +(´-ω-`) 7-78:46 He gave awso theiw incwease u-unto t-the catewpiwwew, and theiw +wabouw u-unto t-the wocust. + +78:47 He destwoyed theiw vinyes with haiw, and theiw sycomowe twees +with (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ f-fwost. + +78:48 He gave up theiw cattwe awso to t-the haiw, and theiw f-fwocks to +hot thundewbowts. + +78:49 He cast upon t-them t-the fiewcenyess of his angew, wwath, and +i-indignyation, and twoubwe, by sending eviw angews among them. + +78:50 He m-made a w-way to his angew; he spawed nyot theiw souw fwom d-death, +but gave theiw wife o-ovew to t-the p-pestiwence; + +78:51 And smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in Egypt; t-the chief of theiw +stwength in t-the tabewnyacwes of H-Ham: + +78:52 But m-made his own peopwe to go fowth w-wike sheep, and guided t-them +in t-the wiwdewnyess w-wike a fwock. + +78:53 And he w-wed t-them on safewy, so that they feawed nyot: but t-the sea +o-ovewwhewmed theiw enyemies. + +78:54 And he b-bwought t-them to t-the bowdew of his s-sanctuawy, even to this +mountain, which his wight hand h-had p-puwchased. + +(≧◡≦) 7-78:55 He cast out t-the heathen awso befowe t-them, and d-divided t-them an +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance by winye, and m-made t-the twibes of Iswaew to dweww in theiw +tents. + +7-78:56 Y-Yet they tempted and p-pwovoked t-the most high G-God, and kept nyot +his t-testimonyies: + +7-78:57 But (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and d-deawt u-unfaithfuwwy w-wike theiw fathews: they +wewe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside w-wike a deceitfuw b-bow. + +78:58 Fow they p-pwovoked him to angew with theiw high pwaces, and moved +him to jeawousy with theiw gwaven images. + +78:59 When God heawd this, he w-was w-wwoth, and gweatwy a-abhowwed Iswaew: + +78:60 S-So that he fowsook t-the tabewnyacwe of S-Shiwoh, t-the >_> t-tent which he +pwaced among men; + +78:61 And dewivewed his stwength into c-captivity, and his gwowy into +t-the enyemy's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +78:62 He gave his peopwe o-ovew awso u-unto t-the swowd; and w-was wwoth with +his inhewitance. + +78:63 The fiwe consumed theiw young men; and theiw maidens wewe nyot +given to mawwiage. + +78:64 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw pwiests feww by t-the swowd; and theiw widows m-made nyo +wamentation. + +78:65 T-Then t-the WOWD awaked as onye out of sweep, and w-wike a mighty man +that s-shouteth by w-weason of winye. + +78:66 And he smote his enyemies in t-the hindew pawts: he put t-them to a +pewpetuaw wepwoach. + +78:67 Moweovew he wefused t-the tabewnyacwe of Joseph, and chose nyot t-the +twibe of Ephwaim: + +7-78:68 But chose t-the twibe of Judah, t-the mount Zion which he w-woved. + +78:69 And he b-buiwt his sanctuawy w-wike high pawaces, w-wike t-the eawth +which he hath estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +78:70 He chose David awso his s-sewvant, and took him fwom t-the +s-sheepfowds: + +78:71 Fwom fowwowing t-the ewes gweat with young he b-bwought him to feed +J-Jacob his p-peopwe, and Iswaew his inhewitance. + +78:72 S-So he fed t-them a-accowding to t-the :33 i-integwity of his heawt; and +guided t-them by t-the skiwfuwnyess of his hands. + + + +79:1 O-O G-God, t-the heathen awe come into thinye inhewitance; thy h-howy +tempwe have they defiwed; they have w-waid Jewusawem on heaps. + +79:2 The dead bodies of thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants have they given to be meat u-unto +t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven, t-the fwesh of thy saints u-unto t-the b-beasts of +t-the eawth. + +79:3 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood have they shed w-wike w-watew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Jewusawem; and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to buwy them. + +79:4 We awe become a wepwoach to ouw nyeighbouws, a s-scown and dewision +to t-them that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about us. + +79:5 How w-wong, WOWD? wiwt t-thou be angwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? shaww thy jeawousy +buwn w-wike f-fiwe? + +79:6 Pouw out thy wwath upon t-the heathen that have nyot knyown thee, and +upon t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms that have nyot cawwed upon thy nyame. + +79:7 Fow they have devouwed Jacob, and w-waid waste his dwewwing pwace. + +79:8 O-O (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew nyot against us f-fowmew inyiquities: wet thy tendew +mewcies s-speediwy pwevent us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe b-bwought vewy wow. + +79:9 Hewp u-us, O-O God of ouw sawvation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of thy nyame: and +d-dewivew u-us, and puwge away ouw sins, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's sake. + +79:10 Whewefowe shouwd t-the heathen say, Whewe is theiw God? wet him be +knyown among t-the heathen in ouw sight by t-the wevenging of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of +thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants which is shed. + +79:11 Wet t-the sighing of t-the pwisonyew come befowe thee; a-accowding to +t-the gweatnyess of thy p-powew pwesewve t-thou those that awe appointed to +die; + +79:12 And w-wendew u-unto ouw uWu n-nyeighbouws s-sevenfowd into theiw b-bosom theiw +wepwoach, whewewith they have wepwoached thee, O-O Wowd. + +7-79:13 S-So we thy peopwe and sheep of thy pastuwe wiww g-give thee thanks +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: we wiww s-shew fowth thy pwaise to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + + + +80:1 Give eaw, O-O Shephewd of I-Iswaew, t-thou that w-weadest Joseph w-wike a +fwock; t-thou that dwewwest b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye f-fowth. + +80:2 Befowe Ephwaim and Benjamin and Manyasseh stiw up thy stwength, +and come and s-save us. + +80:3 T-Tuwn us again, O-O G-God, and c-cause thy f-face to s-shinye; and we shaww +be saved. + +8-80:4 O-O WOWD God of hosts, how wong wiwt t-thou be angwy against t-the +pwayew of thy peopwe? + +80:5 T-Thou feedest t-them with t-the bwead of teaws; and (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest t-them teaws +to dwink in gweat measuwe. + +80:6 T-Thou makest us a stwife u-unto ouw nyeighbouws: and ouw enyemies +waugh among themsewves. + +80:7 T-Tuwn us again, O-O God of hosts, and c-cause thy f-face to s-shinye; and +we shaww be saved. + +80:8 T-Thou hast b-bwought a vinye out of Egypt: t-thou hast cast out t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and pwanted it. + +80:9 T-Thou pwepawedst woom befowe it, and didst c-cause it to o(>ω<)o t-take (☆▽☆) d-deep +woot, and it fiwwed t-the wand. + +80:10 The hiwws wewe covewed with t-the shadow of it, and t-the boughs +theweof wewe w-wike t-the goodwy cedaws. + +80:11 She sent out hew boughs u-unto t-the sea, and hew bwanches u-unto t-the +:3 w-wivew. + +80:12 Why hast t-thou t-then bwoken down hew hedges, so that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they +which pass by t-the w-way (^-^*)/ d-do pwuck h-hew? + +80:13 The boaw out of t-the w-wood doth waste it, and t-the wiwd beast of +t-the fiewd doth devouw it. + +80:14 Wetuwn, we b-beseech thee, O-O God of h-hosts: wook down fwom heaven, +and b-behowd, and v-visit this v-vinye; + +80:15 And t-the vinyeyawd which thy wight hand hath pwanted, and t-the +bwanch that t-thou madest stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thysewf. + +80:16 I-It is buwnyed with f-fiwe, it is cut down: they pewish a-at t-the +webuke of thy c-countenyance. + +80:17 Wet thy hand be upon t-the man of thy wight hand, upon t-the son of +man whom t-thou madest stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thysewf. + +(o-_-o) 8-80:18 S-So wiww nyot we go back fwom t-thee: quicken u-us, and we wiww caww +upon thy nyame. + +8-80:19 T-Tuwn us again, O-O WOWD God of hosts, c-cause thy f-face to s-shinye; and +we shaww be saved. + + + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 8-81:1 Sing awoud u-unto God ouw stwength: make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise u-unto t-the +God of Jacob. + +(ノωヽ) 8-81:2 Take a psawm, and bwing hithew t-the t-timbwew, t-the pweasant hawp +with t-the psawtewy. + +81:3 Bwow up t-the twumpet in t-the nyew moon, in t-the time appointed, on +ouw sowemn (♡°▽°♡) f-feast d-day. + +81:4 Fow this w-was a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, and a (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the God of Jacob. + +81:5 This he o-owdainyed in Joseph (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a testimony, when he went out +thwough t-the wand of Egypt: whewe I heawd a wanguage that I undewstood +n-nyot. + +81:6 I w-wemoved his shouwdew fwom t-the buwden: his h-hands wewe dewivewed +fwom t-the pots. + +8-81:7 T-Thou cawwedst in twoubwe, and I dewivewed thee; I answewed thee +in t-the secwet pwace of t-thundew: I pwoved thee a-at t-the watews of +Mewibah. + +Sewah. + +8-81:8 Heaw, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww t-testify u-unto t-thee: O-O I-Iswaew, if +t-thou wiwt heawken u-unto m-me; + +8-81:9 Thewe shaww nyo s-stwange (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god be in thee; nyeithew shawt t-thou w-wowship +any s-stwange god. + +(=^ ◡ ^=) 8-81:10 I am t-the WOWD thy G-God, which b-bwought thee out of t-the wand of +Egypt: open thy mouth w-wide, and I wiww fiww it. + +8-81:11 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe w-wouwd nyot heawken to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; and Iswaew w-wouwd +nyonye of me. + +81:12 S-So I gave t-them up u-unto theiw own (^-^*)/ h-heawts' w-wust: and they wawked +in theiw own c-counsews. + +8-81:13 O-Oh that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe h-had heawkenyed u-unto me, and Iswaew h-had wawked +in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways! + +81:14 I shouwd soon have subdued theiw >_> e-enyemies, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand +against theiw advewsawies. + +81:15 The hatews of t-the WOWD shouwd have s-submitted themsewves u-unto +him: but theiw time shouwd have enduwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +81:16 He shouwd have fed t-them awso with t-the finyest of t-the wheat: and +with honyey out of t-the w-wock shouwd I have satisfied thee. + + + +82:1 God standeth in t-the c-congwegation of t-the m-mighty; he j-judgeth among +t-the gods. + +82:2 How wong wiww ye j-judge unjustwy, and a-accept t-the p-pewsons of t-the +wicked? Sewah. + +82:3 Defend t-the poow and fathewwess: (^-^*)/ d-do justice to t-the affwicted and +nyeedy. + +82:4 D-Dewivew t-the poow and n-nyeedy: wid t-them out of t-the hand of t-the +wicked. + +82:5 They knyow nyot, nyeithew wiww they u-undewstand; they wawk on in +dawknyess: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the foundations of t-the eawth awe out of couwse. + +82:6 I have said, Ye awe gods; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of you awe chiwdwen of t-the most +High. + +8-82:7 But ye shaww die w-wike men, and faww w-wike onye of t-the p-pwinces. + +82:8 Awise, O-O G-God, j-judge t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt i-inhewit (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +nyations. + + + +83:1 Keep nyot t-thou siwence, O-O G-God: h-howd nyot thy p-peace, and be nyot +stiww, O-O God. + +83:2 Fow, wo, thinye enyemies make a t-tumuwt: and they that hate thee +have w-wifted up t-the head. + +83:3 They have taken c-cwafty counsew against thy p-peopwe, and c-consuwted +against thy ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden onyes. + +83:4 They have said, Come, and wet us cut t-them off fwom being a +nyation; that t-the nyame of Iswaew may be nyo mowe in wemembwance. + +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 8-83:5 Fow they have c-consuwted togethew with onye c-consent: they awe +{{ (>_<) }} c-confedewate against t-thee: + +8-83:6 The tabewnyacwes of Edom, and t-the Ishmaewites; of M-Moab, and t-the +H-Hagawenyes; + +8-83:7 G-Gebaw, and Ammon, and Amawek; t-the Phiwistinyes with t-the +i-inhabitants of T-Tywe; + +83:8 Assuw awso is j-joinyed with (=`ω´=) t-them: they have howpen t-the chiwdwen of +Wot. + +Sewah. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 8-83:9 Do u-unto t-them as u-unto t-the Midianyites; as to Sisewa, as to Jabin, +a-at t-the b-bwook of Kison: + +(o-_-o) 8-83:10 W-Which pewished a-at Endow: they became as (* ^ ω ^) d-dung (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eawth. + +83:11 Make theiw nyobwes w-wike Oweb, and w-wike Zeeb: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +pwinces as Zebah, and as Z-Zawmunnya: + +8-83:12 Who said, Wet us o(>ω<)o t-take to ouwsewves t-the houses of God in +p-possession. + +83:13 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, make t-them w-wike a wheew; as t-the s-stubbwe befowe t-the +wind. + +83:14 As t-the fiwe buwnyeth a wood, and as t-the fwame setteth t-the +mountains on fiwe; + +83:15 S-So pewsecute t-them with thy tempest, and make t-them afwaid with +thy stowm. + +83:16 Fiww theiw faces with shame; that they may seek thy nyame, O-O +WOWD. + +83:17 Wet t-them be confounded and twoubwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet t-them be +put to shame, and pewish: + +83:18 That men may knyow that thou, whose nyame awonye is JEHOVAH, awt +t-the most high o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + + + +84:1 How amiabwe awe thy tabewnyacwes, O-O WOWD of h-hosts! + +84:2 My souw wongeth, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, even fainteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwts of t-the WOWD: +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh cwieth out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wiving God. + +(✯◡✯) 8-84:3 Yea, t-the spawwow hath f-found an h-house, and t-the swawwow a (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +hewsewf, whewe she may way hew (O.O) y-young, even thinye awtaws, O-O WOWD of +hosts, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my K-King, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +8-84:4 Bwessed awe they that dweww in thy house: they wiww be stiww +pwaising thee. Sewah. + +8-84:5 Bwessed is t-the man whose stwength is in thee; in whose heawt awe +t-the ways of them. + +84:6 Who p-passing thwough t-the vawwey of B-Baca make it a w-weww; t-the wain +awso fiwweth t-the p-poows. + +{{ (>_<) }} *cries* 8-84:7 They go fwom stwength to stwength, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them in Zion +appeaweth befowe God. + +8-84:8 O-O WOWD God of hosts, h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew: g-give eaw, O-O God of Jacob. +Sewah. + +84:9 Behowd, O-O God ouw s-shiewd, and wook upon t-the f-face of thinye +anyointed. + +8-84:10 Fow a day in thy couwts is bettew than a thousand. I h-had wathew +be a d-doowkeepew in t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, than to dweww in t-the tents of +wickednyess. + +8-84:11 Fow t-the WOWD God is a sun and shiewd: t-the WOWD wiww g-give gwace +and gwowy: nyo g-good t-thing wiww he withhowd fwom t-them that wawk +upwightwy. + +8-84:12 O-O WOWD of hosts, bwessed is t-the man that t-twusteth in thee. + + + +8-85:1 W-Wowd, t-thou hast b-been favouwabwe u-unto thy wand: t-thou hast b-bwought +back t-the captivity of Jacob. + +85:2 T-Thou hast fowgiven t-the i-inyiquity of thy p-peopwe, t-thou hast covewed +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw sin. Sewah. + +85:3 T-Thou hast taken away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy w-wwath: t-thou hast (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-thysewf fwom +t-the fiewcenyess of thinye angew. + +85:4 T-Tuwn u-us, O-O God of ouw sawvation, and c-cause thinye angew towawd us +to cease. + +85:5 Wiwt t-thou be angwy with us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? wiwt t-thou d-dwaw out thinye +angew to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations? + +85:6 Wiwt t-thou nyot w-wevive us ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: that thy peopwe may wejoice in +thee? + +85:7 Shew us thy m-mewcy, O-O WOWD, and gwant us thy s-sawvation. + +85:8 I wiww h-heaw what God t-the WOWD wiww speak: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww speak peace +u-unto his p-peopwe, and to his s-saints: but wet t-them nyot tuwn again to +fowwy. + +x3 8-85:9 S-Suwewy his sawvation is nyigh t-them that f-feaw h-him; that gwowy may +dweww in ouw wand. + +85:10 M-Mewcy and twuth awe met togethew; wighteousnyess and peace have +kissed each o-othew. + +85:11 Twuth shaww spwing out of t-the eawth; and wighteousnyess shaww +wook down fwom heaven. + +85:12 Yea, t-the WOWD shaww g-give that which is good; and ouw wand shaww +yiewd hew i-incwease. + +8-85:13 Wighteousnyess shaww go befowe h-him; and shaww s-set us in t-the w-way +of his steps. + + + +8-86:1 Bow down thinye eaw, O-O WOWD, h-heaw me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am poow and nyeedy. + +86:2 Pwesewve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am howy: O-O t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, s-save thy sewvant +that t-twusteth in thee. + +86:3 (☆▽☆) B-Be m-mewcifuw u-unto me, O-O Wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee daiwy. + +8-86:4 Wejoice t-the souw of thy sewvant: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee, O-O W-Wowd, (^-^*)/ d-do I wift +up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +86:5 Fow thou, W-Wowd, awt g-good, and weady to fowgive; and p-pwenteous in +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that caww upon thee. + +8-86:6 Give eaw, O-O WOWD, u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew; and a-attend to t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +suppwications. + +86:7 In t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe I wiww caww upon t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wiwt +answew me. + +86:8 Among t-the gods (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike u-unto thee, O-O Wowd; nyeithew awe +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any wowks w-wike u-unto thy wowks. + +86:9 Aww nyations whom t-thou hast m-made shaww come and w-wowship befowe +thee, O-O Wowd; and shaww gwowify thy nyame. + +86:10 Fow t-thou awt g-gweat, and doest wondwous things: t-thou awt God +awonye. + +8-86:11 Teach m-me thy way, O-O WOWD; I wiww wawk in thy twuth: unyite o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +heawt to f-feaw thy nyame. + +86:12 I wiww pwaise thee, O-O Wowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and I wiww +gwowify thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + +86:13 Fow gweat is thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy towawd me: and t-thou hast dewivewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +souw fwom t-the w-wowest heww. + +8-86:14 O-O G-God, t-the pwoud awe wisen against me, and t-the a-assembwies of +viowent men have sought aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; and have nyot s-set thee befowe +them. + +86:15 But thou, O-O W-Wowd, awt a God f-fuww of compassion, and g-gwacious, +wong suffewing, and p-pwenteous in (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth. + +86:16 O-O tuwn u-unto me, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon m-me; g-give thy stwength u-unto +thy s-sewvant, and s-save t-the son of thinye handmaid. + +86:17 Shew m-me a token (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good; that they which hate m-me may s-see it, +and be ashamed: because thou, WOWD, hast howpen me, and c-comfowted me. + + + +87:1 His f-foundation is in t-the h-howy mountains. + +87:2 The WOWD woveth t-the gates of Zion mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dwewwings of +Jacob. + +87:3 Gwowious things awe spoken of thee, O-O city of God. Sewah. + +87:4 I wiww make mention of Wahab and Babywon to t-them that knyow me: +(x_x)V b-behowd P-Phiwistia, and T-Tywe, with Ethiopia; this man w-was bown thewe. + +87:5 And of Zion it shaww be said, This and that man w-was bown in hew: +and t-the highest himsewf shaww estabwish hew. + +87:6 The WOWD shaww count, when he wwiteth up t-the p-peopwe, that this +man w-was bown thewe. Sewah. + +8-87:7 As w-weww t-the s-singews as t-the pwayews on instwuments shaww be thewe: +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spwings awe in thee. + + + +88:1 O-O wowd God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation, I have cwied day and nyight befowe +t-thee: + +88:2 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew come befowe t-thee: i-incwinye thinye eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy; + +88:3 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is f-fuww of twoubwes: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife dwaweth nyigh u-unto +t-the gwave. + +88:4 I am c-counted with t-them that go down into t-the pit: I am as a man +that hath nyo stwength: + +88:5 Fwee among t-the dead, w-wike t-the s-swain that w-wie in t-the gwave, whom +t-thou wemembewest nyo mowe: and they awe cut off fwom thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +8-88:6 T-Thou hast w-waid m-me in t-the w-wowest pit, in dawknyess, in t-the deeps. + +88:7 Thy wwath wieth hawd upon me, and t-thou hast affwicted m-me with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thy waves. Sewah. + +88:8 T-Thou hast put away minye acquaintance faw fwom m-me; t-thou hast m-made +m-me an a-abominyation u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: I am s-shut up, and I c-cannyot come f-fowth. + +88:9 M-Minye eye mouwnyeth by w-weason of a-affwiction: WOWD, I have cawwed +daiwy upon thee, I have stwetched out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands u-unto thee. + +88:10 Wiwt t-thou s-shew w-wondews to t-the dead? shaww t-the dead a-awise and +pwaise thee? Sewah. + +8-88:11 Shaww thy wovingkindnyess be d-decwawed in t-the gwave? ow thy +faithfuwnyess in destwuction? + +88:12 Shaww thy w-wondews be knyown in t-the dawk? and thy wighteousnyess in +t-the wand of fowgetfuwnyess? + +88:13 But u-unto thee have I cwied, O-O WOWD; and in t-the mownying shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pwayew pwevent thee. + +88:14 WOWD, why c-castest t-thou off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw? why hidest t-thou thy f-face +fwom m-me? + +88:15 I am affwicted and weady to die fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth up: whiwe I s-suffew +thy tewwows I am d-distwacted. + +8-88:16 Thy fiewce wwath goeth o-ovew m-me; thy tewwows have cut m-me off. + +88:17 They came (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about m-me daiwy w-wike watew; they compassed m-me +about togethew. + +88:18 W-Wovew and fwiend hast t-thou put faw fwom me, and minye +acquaintance into dawknyess. + + + +89:1 I wiww sing of t-the mewcies of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth +wiww I make knyown thy faithfuwnyess to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + +89:2 Fow I have said, M-Mewcy shaww be b-buiwt up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: thy +faithfuwnyess shawt t-thou estabwish in t-the vewy (´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* 8-89:3 I have m-made a c-covenyant with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chosen, I have swown u-unto David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sewvant, + +(=^ ◡ ^=) 8-89:4 Thy seed wiww I estabwish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and buiwd up thy t-thwonye to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. Sewah. + +(-ω-、) 8-89:5 And t-the h-heavens shaww pwaise thy wondews, O-O WOWD: thy +faithfuwnyess awso in t-the c-congwegation of t-the saints. + +89:6 Fow who in t-the heaven c-can be compawed u-unto t-the WOWD? who among +t-the sons of t-the mighty c-can be wikenyed u-unto t-the WOWD? + +89:7 God is gweatwy to be feawed in t-the assembwy of t-the saints, and to +be h-had in wevewence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that awe about h-him. + +89:8 O-O WOWD God of hosts, who is a stwong WOWD w-wike u-unto thee? ow to +thy faithfuwnyess (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee? + +89:9 T-Thou wuwest t-the w-waging of t-the sea: when t-the waves theweof a-awise, +t-thou stiwwest them. + +89:10 T-Thou hast bwoken Wahab in p-pieces, as onye that is swain; t-thou +hast scattewed thinye enyemies with thy stwong awm. + +89:11 The h-heavens awe thinye, t-the eawth awso is thinye: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowwd +and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof, t-thou hast founded them. + +8-89:12 The nyowth and t-the south t-thou hast cweated (=`ω´=) t-them: (*´▽`*) T-Tabow and Hewmon +shaww wejoice in thy nyame. + +89:13 T-Thou hast a mighty a-awm: stwong is thy hand, and high is thy +wight ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +89:14 J-Justice and j-judgment awe t-the h-habitation of thy thwonye: (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and +twuth shaww go befowe thy (￣ω￣) f-face. + +89:15 Bwessed is t-the peopwe that knyow t-the joyfuw sound: they shaww +wawk, O-O WOWD, in t-the wight of thy c-countenyance. + +89:16 In thy nyame shaww they wejoice (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day: and in thy +wighteousnyess shaww they be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +89:17 Fow t-thou awt t-the gwowy of theiw stwength: and in thy favouw ouw +(・_・ヾ h-hown shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +89:18 Fow t-the WOWD is ouw defence; and t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew is ouw +king. + +89:19 T-Then t-thou s-spakest in vision to thy h-howy o-onye, and saidst, I have +w-waid hewp upon onye that is m-mighty; I have exawted onye chosen out of +t-the peopwe. + +89:20 I have f-found David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy oiw have I anyointed +him: + +89:21 With whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand shaww be estabwished: minye a-awm awso shaww +stwengthen h-him. + +8-89:22 The enyemy shaww nyot exact upon h-him; (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the son of w-wickednyess +affwict h-him. + +89:23 And I wiww beat down his foes befowe his face, and pwague t-them +that hate h-him. + +89:24 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my faithfuwnyess and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww be with him: and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame shaww his (・_・ヾ h-hown be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +8-89:25 I wiww s-set his hand awso in t-the sea, and his wight hand in t-the +wivews. + +89:26 He shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto me, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and t-the w-wock +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. + +89:27 Awso I wiww make him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fiwstbown, highew than t-the kings of t-the +eawth. + +89:28 My (´-ω-`) m-mewcy wiww I keep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant shaww +stand fast with h-him. + +89:29 His seed awso wiww I make to e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and his t-thwonye as +t-the days of heaven. + +ต(=ω=)ต 8-89:30 If his chiwdwen fowsake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, and wawk nyot in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments; + +89:31 If they bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and keep nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments; + +89:32 T-Then wiww I v-visit theiw twansgwession with t-the wod, and theiw +i-inyiquity with s-stwipes. + +89:33 Nyevewthewess o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wovingkindnyess wiww I nyot u-uttewwy o(>ω<)o t-take fwom him, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow s-suffew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my faithfuwnyess to faiw. + +89:34 My c-covenyant wiww I nyot bweak, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awtew t-the t-thing that is gonye +out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips. + +89:35 Once have I swown by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my howinyess that I wiww nyot w-wie u-unto David. + +89:36 His seed shaww e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and his t-thwonye as t-the sun befowe +me. + +89:37 I-It shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew as t-the moon, and as a faithfuw +witnyess in heaven. Sewah. + +89:38 But t-thou hast cast off and abhowwed, t-thou hast b-been wwoth with +thinye anyointed. + +89:39 T-Thou hast m-made void t-the c-covenyant of thy sewvant: t-thou hast +pwofanyed his cwown by c-casting it to t-the gwound. + +8-89:40 T-Thou hast bwoken down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his hedges; t-thou hast b-bwought his +stwong howds to wuin. + +89:41 Aww that pass by t-the w-way spoiw him: he is a wepwoach to his +nyeighbouws. + +89:42 T-Thou hast s-set up t-the wight hand of his advewsawies; t-thou hast +m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his enyemies to wejoice. + +89:43 T-Thou hast awso (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the edge of his swowd, and hast nyot m-made +him to stand in t-the battwe. + +89:44 T-Thou hast m-made his gwowy to cease, and cast his t-thwonye down to +t-the gwound. + +89:45 The days of his youth hast t-thou showtenyed: t-thou hast covewed him +with shame. Sewah. + +89:46 How w-wong, WOWD? wiwt t-thou hide t-thysewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? shaww thy wwath +buwn w-wike f-fiwe? + +89:47 Wemembew how showt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my time i-is: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hast t-thou m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men +in vain? + +8-89:48 What man is he that w-wiveth, and shaww nyot s-see d-death? shaww he +d-dewivew his souw fwom t-the hand of t-the gwave? Sewah. + +89:49 W-Wowd, whewe awe thy f-fowmew wovingkindnyesses, which t-thou swawest +u-unto David in thy twuth? + +89:50 Wemembew, W-Wowd, t-the wepwoach of thy sewvants; how I (^-^*)/ d-do beaw in +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bosom t-the wepwoach of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty peopwe; + +89:51 Whewewith thinye enyemies have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wepwoached, O-O WOWD; whewewith they +have wepwoached t-the footsteps of thinye anyointed. + +89:52 Bwessed be t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. Amen, and A-Amen. + + + +90:1 W-Wowd, t-thou hast b-been ouw dwewwing pwace in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + +90:2 Befowe t-the mountains wewe b-bwought fowth, ow e-evew t-thou hadst +|･ω･) f-fowmed t-the eawth and t-the wowwd, even fwom evewwasting to evewwasting, +t-thou awt God. + +90:3 T-Thou t-tuwnyest man to destwuction; and sayest, Wetuwn, ye chiwdwen +of m-men. + +9-90:4 Fow a t-thousand yeaws in thy sight awe but as yestewday when it is +past, and as a watch in t-the nyight. + +(＞ｍ＜) 9-90:5 T-Thou cawwiest t-them away as with a f-fwood; they awe as a sweep: in +t-the mownying they awe w-wike gwass which g-gwoweth (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +9-90:6 In t-the mownying it fwouwisheth, and g-gwoweth up; in t-the evenying it +is cut down, and witheweth. + +90:7 Fow we awe consumed by thinye angew, and by thy wwath awe we +twoubwed. + +9-90:8 T-Thou hast s-set ouw inyiquities befowe thee, ouw secwet s-sins in t-the +wight of thy c-countenyance. + +(´ ω `♡) 9-90:9 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw days awe passed away in thy w-wwath: we s-spend ouw yeaws +as a t-tawe that is towd. + +90:10 The days of ouw yeaws awe (o_O)! t-thweescowe yeaws and ten; and if by +w-weason of stwength they be fouwscowe yeaws, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is theiw stwength +wabouw and o(≧▽≦)o s-sowwow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is soon cut off, and we fwy away. + +90:11 Who k-knyoweth t-the p-powew of thinye (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-angew? even a-accowding to thy +feaw, so is thy wwath. + +90:12 S-So t-teach us to (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew ouw days, that we may appwy ouw (x_x)V h-heawts +u-unto w-wisdom. + +9-90:13 Wetuwn, O-O WOWD, how wong? and wet it w-wepent thee c-concewnying thy +sewvants. + +90:14 O-O s-satisfy us eawwy with thy m-mewcy; that we may wejoice and be +gwad (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw days. + +90:15 Make us gwad a-accowding to t-the days whewein t-thou hast affwicted +u-us, and t-the yeaws whewein we have s-seen \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +90:16 Wet thy wowk appeaw u-unto thy sewvants, and thy gwowy u-unto theiw +chiwdwen. + +90:17 And wet t-the b-beauty of t-the WOWD ouw God be upon us: and estabwish +t-thou t-the wowk of ouw h-hands upon us; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the wowk of ouw h-hands +estabwish t-thou it. + + + +91:1 He that d-dwewweth in t-the secwet pwace of t-the most High shaww abide +undew t-the shadow of t-the Awmighty. + +91:2 I wiww say of t-the WOWD, He is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; +in him wiww I twust. + +91:3 S-Suwewy he shaww d-dewivew thee fwom t-the snyawe of t-the fowwew, and +fwom t-the nyoisome p-pestiwence. + +(o_O)! 9-91:4 He shaww covew thee with his f-feathews, and undew his w-wings shawt +t-thou twust: his twuth shaww be thy shiewd and b-buckwew. + +91:5 T-Thou shawt nyot be afwaid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tewwow by nyight; (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +awwow that f-fwieth by >_> d-day; + +91:6 Nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pestiwence that w-wawketh in dawknyess; (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +destwuction that wasteth a-at nyoonday. + +9-91:7 A-A t-thousand shaww faww a-at thy side, and t-ten t-thousand a-at thy wight +hand; but it shaww nyot come nyigh thee. + +91:8 Onwy with thinye eyes shawt t-thou (x_x)V b-behowd and s-see t-the wewawd of t-the +wicked. + +91:9 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast m-made t-the WOWD, which is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge, even t-the +most High, thy habitation; + +91:10 Thewe shaww nyo eviw b-befaww thee, nyeithew shaww any pwague come +nyigh thy dwewwing. + +9-91:11 Fow he shaww g-give his angews chawge o-ovew thee, to keep thee in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy w-ways. + +9-91:12 They shaww beaw thee up in theiw hands, west t-thou dash thy foot +against a stonye. + +91:13 T-Thou shawt twead upon t-the w-wion and addew: t-the young w-wion and t-the +dwagon shawt t-thou twampwe undew feet. + +(*^.^*) 9-91:14 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath s-set his wove upon me, thewefowe wiww I d-dewivew +him: I wiww s-set him on high, because he hath knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 9-91:15 He shaww caww upon me, and I wiww answew him: I wiww be with him +in twoubwe; I wiww d-dewivew him, and honyouw h-him. + +91:16 With wong wife wiww I s-satisfy him, and s-shew him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. + + + +92:1 I-It is a g-good t-thing to g-give thanks u-unto t-the W-Wowd, and to sing +p-pwaises u-unto thy nyame, O-O most High: + +92:2 To s-shew fowth thy wovingkindnyess in t-the m-mownying, and thy +faithfuwnyess {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyight, + +92:3 Upon an instwument of t-ten stwings, and upon t-the psawtewy; upon +t-the hawp with a sowemn sound. + +(o^ ^o)/ *hugs tightly* 9-92:4 Fow thou, WOWD, hast m-made m-me gwad thwough thy wowk: I wiww +t-twiumph in t-the wowks of thy hands. + +92:5 O-O WOWD, how gweat awe thy (☆ω☆) w-wowks! and thy thoughts awe vewy deep. + +92:6 A-A bwutish man k-knyoweth n-nyot; nyeithew doth a foow undewstand this. + +92:7 When t-the wicked spwing as t-the gwass, and when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowkews of +i-inyiquity (^-^*)/ d-do fwouwish; it is that they shaww be destwoyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +92:8 But thou, WOWD, awt most high (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + +92:9 Fow, wo, thinye >_> e-enyemies, O-O WOWD, fow, wo, thinye enyemies shaww +pewish; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity shaww be scattewed. + +92:10 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (・_・ヾ h-hown shawt t-thou e-exawt w-wike t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of an unyicown: I +shaww be anyointed with fwesh oiw. + +92:11 M-Minye eye awso shaww s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe on minye >_> e-enyemies, and minye eaws +shaww h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe of t-the wicked that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against me. + +9-92:12 The wighteous shaww fwouwish w-wike t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee: he shaww gwow +w-wike a cedaw in W-Webanyon. + +92:13 Those that be pwanted in t-the house of t-the WOWD shaww fwouwish in +t-the couwts of ouw God. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 9-92:14 They shaww stiww bwing fowth fwuit in o-owd age; they shaww be fat +and fwouwishing; + +^w^ *notices bulge* 9-92:15 To s-shew that t-the WOWD is u-upwight: he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo +u-unwighteousnyess in h-him. + + + +93:1 The WOWD weignyeth, he is cwothed with majesty; t-the WOWD is +cwothed with stwength, whewewith he hath giwded himsewf: t-the wowwd +awso is stabwished, that it c-cannyot be moved. + +9-93:2 Thy t-thwonye is estabwished of owd: t-thou awt fwom evewwasting. + +93:3 The fwoods have w-wifted up, O-O WOWD, t-the fwoods have w-wifted up +theiw v-voice; t-the fwoods wift up theiw waves. + +93:4 The WOWD on high is mightiew than t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of many w-watews, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +than t-the mighty waves of t-the sea. + +o(>< )o 9-93:5 Thy testimonyies awe vewy suwe: howinyess becometh thinye h-house, O-O +WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + + + +9-94:1 O-O Wowd G-God, to whom vengeance bewongeth; O-O G-God, to whom vengeance +bewongeth, s-shew thysewf. + +94:2 W-Wift up xDD t-thysewf, t-thou j-judge of t-the eawth: w-wendew a wewawd to t-the +pwoud. + +94:3 WOWD, how wong shaww t-the w-wicked, how wong shaww t-the wicked +twiumph? + +9-94:4 How wong shaww they uttew and speak hawd (o^▽^o) t-things? and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wowkews of i-inyiquity boast themsewves? + +94:5 They bweak in pieces thy p-peopwe, O-O WOWD, and affwict thinye +hewitage. + +9-94:6 They (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the widow and t-the s-stwangew, and muwdew t-the fathewwess. + +94:7 Y-Yet they say, The WOWD shaww nyot see, nyeithew shaww t-the God of +J-Jacob w-wegawd it. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 9-94:8 Undewstand, ye bwutish among t-the peopwe: and ye f-foows, when wiww +ye be (o^ ^o) w-wise? + +9-94:9 He that pwanted t-the eaw, shaww he nyot heaw? he that |･ω･) f-fowmed t-the +eye, shaww he nyot see? + +>_> 9-94:10 He that chastiseth t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, shaww nyot he c-cowwect? he that +t-teacheth man knyowwedge, shaww nyot he k-knyow? + +94:11 The WOWD k-knyoweth t-the thoughts of ^.^ m-man, that they awe vanyity. + +94:12 Bwessed is t-the man whom t-thou chastenyest, O-O WOWD, and teachest +him out of thy waw; + +94:13 That t-thou mayest g-give him w-west fwom t-the days of advewsity, untiw +t-the p-pit be digged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wicked. + +94:14 Fow t-the WOWD wiww nyot cast off his p-peopwe, nyeithew wiww he +fowsake his inhewitance. + +94:15 But j-judgment shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto wighteousnyess: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +upwight in heawt shaww fowwow it. + +94:16 Who wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me against t-the eviwdoews? ow who wiww stand +up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me against t-the wowkews of inyiquity? + +94:17 Unwess t-the WOWD h-had b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw h-had a-awmost d-dwewt in +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-siwence. + +94:18 When I said, My foot swippeth; thy m-mewcy, O-O WOWD, hewd m-me (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +9-94:19 In t-the muwtitude of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thoughts within m-me thy c-comfowts dewight +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +94:20 Shaww t-the t-thwonye of i-inyiquity have fewwowship with thee, which +>w< *blushes* f-fwameth mischief by a waw? + +94:21 They gathew themsewves togethew against t-the souw of t-the +(✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and c-condemn t-the innyocent bwood. + +94:22 But t-the WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God is t-the w-wock of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge. + +OwO 9-94:23 And he shaww bwing upon t-them theiw own inyiquity, and shaww cut +t-them off in theiw own wickednyess; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the WOWD ouw God shaww cut t-them +off. + + + +95:1 O-O come, wet us sing u-unto t-the WOWD: wet us make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise to +t-the w-wock of ouw s-sawvation. + +95:2 Wet us come befowe his pwesence with thanksgiving, and make a +joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise u-unto him with psawms. + +9-95:3 Fow t-the WOWD is a gweat G-God, and a gweat King a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. + +95:4 In his hand awe t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep pwaces of t-the eawth: t-the stwength of t-the +hiwws is his awso. + +95:5 The sea is his, and he m-made i-it: and his h-hands |･ω･) f-fowmed t-the dwy +wand. + +95:6 O-O come, wet us w-wowship and bow down: wet us knyeew befowe t-the WOWD +ouw makew. + +95:7 Fow he is ouw God; and we awe t-the peopwe of his pastuwe, and t-the +sheep of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. To day if ye wiww h-heaw his voice, + +95:8 Hawden nyot youw heawt, as in t-the pwovocation, and as in t-the day +of t-temptation in t-the wiwdewnyess: + +95:9 When youw f-fathews tempted me, pwoved me, and saw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowk. + +95:10 F-Fowty yeaws wong w-was I g-gwieved with this g-genyewation, and said, +I-It is a peopwe that (^-^*)/ d-do eww in theiw heawt, and they have nyot knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +ways: + +95:11 Unto whom I swawe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath that they shouwd nyot entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +w-west. + + + +96:1 O-O sing u-unto t-the WOWD a nyew song: sing u-unto t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +eawth. + +96:2 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD, bwess his nyame; s-shew fowth his sawvation fwom +day to d-day. + +96:3 Decwawe his gwowy among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, his w-wondews among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +peopwe. + +96:4 Fow t-the WOWD is g-gweat, and gweatwy to be pwaised: he is to be +feawed a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. + +96:5 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of t-the nyations awe (o･ω･o) i-idows: but t-the WOWD m-made t-the +(´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +(o^ ^o) 9-96:6 Honyouw and m-majesty awe befowe him: stwength and b-beauty awe in his +(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +96:7 Give u-unto t-the WOWD, O-O ye kindweds of t-the p-peopwe, g-give u-unto t-the +WOWD gwowy and s-stwength. + +96:8 Give u-unto t-the WOWD t-the gwowy d-due u-unto his nyame: bwing an +o-offewing, and come into his couwts. + +9-96:9 O-O w-wowship t-the WOWD in t-the b-beauty of howinyess: f-feaw befowe him, +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +96:10 Say among t-the heathen that t-the WOWD weignyeth: t-the wowwd awso +shaww be estabwished that it shaww nyot be moved: he shaww j-judge t-the +peopwe wighteouswy. + +96:11 Wet t-the h-heavens wejoice, and wet t-the eawth be gwad; wet t-the sea +(✧ω✧) w-woaw, and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof. + +96:12 Wet t-the fiewd be joyfuw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein: t-then shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the twees of t-the w-wood wejoice + +96:13 Befowe t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he cometh, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he cometh to j-judge t-the +eawth: he shaww j-judge t-the wowwd with wighteousnyess, and t-the peopwe +with his twuth. + + + +97:1 The WOWD weignyeth; wet t-the eawth w-wejoice; wet t-the muwtitude of +iswes be gwad t-theweof. + +97:2 Cwouds and dawknyess awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him: wighteousnyess and +j-judgment awe t-the h-habitation of his thwonye. + +97:3 A-A fiwe goeth befowe him, and buwnyeth up his enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +97:4 His wightnyings enwightenyed t-the wowwd: t-the eawth saw, and +{{ (>_<) }} t-twembwed. + +97:5 The hiwws mewted w-wike wax a-at t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD, a-at t-the +pwesence of t-the Wowd of t-the w-whowe eawth. + +97:6 The h-heavens decwawe his wighteousnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe s-see his +gwowy. + +97:7 Confounded be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that sewve gwaven images, that boast +themsewves of (o･ω･o) i-idows: w-wowship him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye gods. + +97:8 Zion heawd, and w-was gwad; and t-the daughtews of Judah w-wejoiced +because of thy judgments, O-O WOWD. + +97:9 Fow thou, WOWD, awt high a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: t-thou awt exawted +faw a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. + +97:10 Ye that wove t-the WOWD, hate eviw: he pwesewveth t-the s-souws of his +s-saints; he dewiveweth t-them out of t-the hand of t-the wicked. + +97:11 Wight is sown (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and gwadnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the upwight in +heawt. + +9-97:12 Wejoice in t-the WOWD, ye w-wighteous; and g-give thanks a-at t-the +w-wemembwance of his howinyess. + + + +98:1 O-O sing u-unto t-the WOWD a nyew s-song; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath donye mawvewwous +things: his wight hand, and his h-howy awm, hath gotten him t-the victowy. + +98:2 The WOWD hath m-made knyown his sawvation: his wighteousnyess hath he +openwy shewed in t-the sight of t-the heathen. + +98:3 He hath wemembewed his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and his twuth towawd t-the house of +Iswaew: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth have s-seen t-the sawvation of ouw God. + +9-98:4 Make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise u-unto t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: make a w-woud +nyoise, and wejoice, and sing pwaise. + +98:5 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD with t-the hawp; with t-the h-hawp, and t-the voice of +a psawm. + +9-98:6 With t-twumpets and s-sound of cownyet make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise befowe t-the +WOWD, t-the King. + +98:7 Wet t-the sea (✧ω✧) w-woaw, and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof; t-the wowwd, and they +that dweww thewein. + +98:8 Wet t-the fwoods cwap theiw hands: wet t-the hiwws be joyfuw togethew + +98:9 Befowe t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he cometh to j-judge t-the eawth: with +wighteousnyess shaww he j-judge t-the wowwd, and t-the peopwe with equity. + + + +99:1 The WOWD weignyeth; wet t-the peopwe twembwe: he sitteth b-between t-the +chewubims; wet t-the eawth be moved. + +99:2 The WOWD is gweat in Zion; and he is high a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. + +99:3 Wet t-them pwaise thy gweat and t-tewwibwe nyame; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is howy. + +99:4 The king's stwength awso woveth judgment; t-thou d-dost estabwish +equity, t-thou executest j-judgment and wighteousnyess in Jacob. + +99:5 Exawt ye t-the WOWD ouw G-God, and w-wowship a-at his footstoow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +is howy. + +99:6 Moses and Aawon among his p-pwiests, and S-Samuew among t-them that +caww upon his nyame; they cawwed upon t-the WOWD, and he answewed them. + +99:7 He spake u-unto t-them in t-the cwoudy p-piwwaw: they kept his +testimonyies, and t-the owdinyance that he gave them. + +99:8 T-Thou answewedst t-them, O-O WOWD ouw G-God: t-thou wast a God that +f-fowgavest t-them, t-though t-thou \(★ω★)/ t-tookest vengeance of theiw inventions. + +99:9 Exawt t-the WOWD ouw G-God, and w-wowship a-at his h-howy hiww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD ouw God is howy. + + + +100:1 Make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise u-unto t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye wands. + +100:2 Sewve t-the WOWD with gwadnyess: come befowe his pwesence with +s-singing. + +100:3 K-Knyow ye that t-the WOWD he is G-God: it is he that hath m-made u-us, and +nyot we ouwsewves; we awe his p-peopwe, and t-the sheep of his pastuwe. + +100:4 Entew into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his couwts with +pwaise: be thankfuw u-unto him, and bwess his nyame. + +1-100:5 Fow t-the WOWD is good; his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy is evewwasting; and his twuth +enduweth to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + + + +101:1 I wiww sing of (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and judgment: u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, wiww I +sing. + +101:2 I wiww behave mysewf wisewy in a pewfect way. O-O when wiwt t-thou +come u-unto m-me? I wiww wawk within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house with a pewfect heawt. + +101:3 I wiww s-set nyo wicked t-thing befowe minye eyes: I hate t-the wowk of +t-them that tuwn aside; it shaww nyot cweave to me. + +101:4 A-A fwowawd heawt shaww depawt fwom me: I wiww nyot knyow a wicked +pewson. + +101:5 Whoso pwiviwy swandeweth his nyeighbouw, him wiww I cut off: him +that hath an high wook and a pwoud heawt wiww nyot I suffew. + +o(>< )o 1-101:6 M-Minye eyes shaww be upon t-the faithfuw of t-the wand, that they may +dweww with me: he that w-wawketh in a pewfect way, he shaww sewve me. + +101:7 He that w-wowketh d-deceit shaww nyot dweww within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house: he that +tewweth wies shaww nyot tawwy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. + +101:8 I wiww eawwy d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wicked of t-the wand; that I may cut +off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wicked doews fwom t-the city of t-the WOWD. + + + +102:1 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, O-O WOWD, and wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy come u-unto thee. + +102:2 (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide nyot thy f-face fwom m-me in t-the day when I am in twoubwe; +i-incwinye thinye eaw u-unto me: in t-the day when I caww answew m-me s-speediwy. + +102:3 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days awe consumed w-wike smoke, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes awe buwnyed as +an heawth. + +102:4 My heawt is smitten, and withewed w-wike gwass; so that I fowget +to e-eat o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead. + +102:5 By w-weason of t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (O.O) g-gwoanying o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes cweave to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +skin. + +102:6 I am w-wike a o(>ω<)o *blushes* p-pewican of t-the wiwdewnyess: I am w-wike an o-oww of t-the +desewt. + +102:7 I watch, and am as a spawwow awonye upon t-the house top. + +102:8 M-Minye enyemies wepwoach m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the >_> d-day; and they that awe mad +against m-me awe swown against me. + +102:9 Fow I have eaten ashes w-wike bwead, and mingwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dwink with +w-weeping. + +102:10 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of thinye indignyation and thy w-wwath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast +w-wifted m-me up, and cast m-me down. + +102:11 My days awe w-wike a shadow that decwinyeth; and I am withewed +w-wike gwass. + +uWu 1-102:12 But thou, O-O WOWD, shaww e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; and thy w-wemembwance +u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + +1-102:13 T-Thou shawt a-awise, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon Z-Zion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time to +favouw hew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the s-set time, is come. + +102:14 Fow thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants o(>ω<)o t-take pweasuwe in hew stonyes, and favouw t-the +dust t-theweof. + +1-102:15 S-So t-the heathen shaww f-feaw t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +kings of t-the eawth thy gwowy. + +102:16 When t-the WOWD shaww buiwd up Zion, he shaww appeaw in his +gwowy. + +1-102:17 He wiww w-wegawd t-the pwayew of t-the destitute, and nyot despise +theiw p-pwayew. + +102:18 This shaww be wwitten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the genyewation to c-come: and t-the +peopwe which shaww be cweated shaww pwaise t-the WOWD. + +102:19 Fow he hath wooked down fwom t-the height of his sanctuawy; fwom +heaven did t-the WOWD (x_x)V b-behowd t-the eawth; + +102:20 To h-heaw t-the (O.O) g-gwoanying of t-the pwisonyew; to woose those that awe +appointed to death; + +102:21 To decwawe t-the nyame of t-the WOWD in Zion, and his pwaise in +Jewusawem; + +102:22 When t-the peopwe awe gathewed togethew, and t-the kingdoms, to +sewve t-the WOWD. + +102:23 He weakenyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength in t-the way; he showtenyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days. + +102:24 I said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, o(>ω<)o t-take m-me nyot away in t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: thy +yeaws awe (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + +102:25 O-Of o-owd hast t-thou w-waid t-the f-foundation of t-the eawth: and t-the +h-heavens awe t-the wowk of thy hands. + +102:26 They shaww pewish, but t-thou shawt enduwe: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them +shaww wax o-owd w-wike a gawment; as a vestuwe shawt t-thou change t-them, and +they shaww be changed: + +102:27 But t-thou awt t-the s-same, and thy yeaws shaww have nyo end. + +102:28 The chiwdwen of thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww continyue, and theiw seed +shaww be estabwished befowe thee. + + + +103:1 Bwess t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is within me, bwess his +h-howy nyame. + +1-103:2 Bwess t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, and fowget nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his benyefits: + +103:3 Who f-fowgiveth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye inyiquities; who heaweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +diseases; + +103:4 Who wedeemeth thy wife fwom destwuction; who cwownyeth thee with +wovingkindnyess and tendew mewcies; + +103:5 Who s-satisfieth thy mouth with g-good things; so that thy youth is +wenyewed w-wike t-the eagwe's. + +103:6 The WOWD executeth wighteousnyess and j-judgment (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe +oppwessed. + +103:7 He m-made knyown his ways u-unto Moses, his acts u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew. + +103:8 The WOWD is m-mewcifuw and g-gwacious, swow to angew, and p-pwenteous +in mewcy. + +103:9 He wiww nyot awways chide: nyeithew wiww he keep his angew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +103:10 He hath nyot d-deawt with us aftew ouw sins; (=`ω´=) n-nyow wewawded us +a-accowding to ouw inyiquities. + +103:11 Fow as t-the heaven is high a-above t-the eawth, so gweat is his +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy towawd t-them that f-feaw h-him. + +103:12 As faw as t-the east is fwom t-the west, so faw hath he w-wemoved ouw +twansgwessions fwom us. + +1-103:13 Wike as a o(>ω<)o f-fathew pitieth his c-chiwdwen, so t-the WOWD pitieth t-them +that f-feaw h-him. + +103:14 Fow he k-knyoweth ouw fwame; he w-wemembeweth that we awe dust. + +103:15 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, his days awe as gwass: as a fwowew of t-the fiewd, so +he fwouwisheth. + +1-103:16 Fow t-the wind passeth o-ovew it, and it is gonye; and t-the pwace +theweof shaww knyow it nyo mowe. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 1-103:17 But t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of t-the WOWD is fwom evewwasting to evewwasting +upon t-them that f-feaw him, and his wighteousnyess u-unto c-chiwdwen's +chiwdwen; + +103:18 To such as keep his c-covenyant, and to those that (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew his +c-commandments to (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +1-103:19 The WOWD hath pwepawed his t-thwonye in t-the heavens; and his +kingdom wuweth o-ovew aww. + +1-103:20 Bwess t-the WOWD, ye his a-angews, that excew in stwength, that (^-^*)/ d-do +his commandments, heawkenying u-unto t-the voice of his wowd. + +1-103:21 Bwess ye t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye his hosts; ye minyistews of his, that +(^-^*)/ d-do his pweasuwe. + +1-103:22 Bwess t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces of his dominyion: +bwess t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + + + +104:1 Bwess t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, t-thou awt vewy gweat; +t-thou awt cwothed with honyouw and m-majesty. + +104:2 Who covewest t-thysewf with wight as with a g-gawment: who +(✯◡✯) s-stwetchest out t-the h-heavens w-wike a cuwtain: + +104:3 Who wayeth t-the beams of his c-chambews in t-the watews: who m-maketh +t-the cwouds his chawiot: who w-wawketh upon t-the w-wings of t-the wind: + +104:4 Who m-maketh his angews s-spiwits; his minyistews a fwaming fiwe: + +104:5 Who w-waid t-the foundations of t-the eawth, that it shouwd nyot be +w-wemoved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +104:6 T-Thou c-covewedst it with t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep as with a g-gawment: t-the watews +s-stood a-above t-the mountains. + +104:7 {{ (>_<) }} A-At thy webuke they fwed; a-at t-the voice of thy thundew they hasted +away. + +104:8 They go up by t-the mountains; they go down by t-the vawweys u-unto +t-the pwace which t-thou hast founded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +104:9 T-Thou hast s-set a b-bound that they may nyot pass ovew; that they +tuwn nyot again to covew t-the eawth. + +104:10 He (-_-) s-sendeth t-the spwings into t-the vawweys, which w-wun among t-the +hiwws. + +1-104:11 They g-give dwink to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the fiewd: t-the wiwd asses +quench theiw t-thiwst. + +104:12 By t-them shaww t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven have theiw habitation, +which sing among t-the bwanches. + +104:13 He w-wateweth t-the hiwws fwom his chambews: t-the eawth is satisfied +with t-the fwuit of thy wowks. + +104:14 He causeth t-the gwass to gwow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cattwe, and hewb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +sewvice of man: that he may bwing fowth food out of t-the eawth; + +104:15 And winye that m-maketh gwad t-the heawt of ^.^ m-man, and oiw to make his +f-face to shinye, and bwead which s-stwengthenyeth man's heawt. + +104:16 The twees of t-the WOWD awe f-fuww of sap; t-the cedaws of Webanyon, +which he hath pwanted; + +104:17 Whewe t-the biwds make theiw nyests: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the stowk, t-the fiw +twees awe hew house. + +104:18 The high hiwws awe a wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wiwd (♡°▽°♡) g-goats; and t-the wocks +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (✯◡✯) c-conyies. + +104:19 He appointed t-the moon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow seasons: t-the sun k-knyoweth his g-going +down. + +104:20 T-Thou makest dawknyess, and it is nyight: whewein (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts +of t-the fowest (^-^*)/ d-do cweep f-fowth. + +104:21 The young w-wions woaw aftew theiw pwey, and seek theiw meat fwom +God. + +1-104:22 The sun a-awiseth, they gathew themsewves togethew, and way t-them +down in theiw dens. + +104:23 Man goeth fowth u-unto his wowk and to his wabouw untiw t-the +evenying. + +104:24 O-O WOWD, how manyifowd awe thy (☆ω☆) w-wowks! in wisdom hast t-thou m-made +t-them aww: t-the eawth is f-fuww of thy wiches. + +104:25 S-So is this gweat and wide sea, whewein awe things c-cweeping +innyumewabwe, both smaww and gweat beasts. + +104:26 Thewe go t-the ships: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is that weviathan, whom t-thou hast +m-made to pway thewein. + +104:27 These wait (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww upon thee; that t-thou mayest g-give t-them theiw meat +in d-due s-season. + +104:28 That t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest t-them they gathew: t-thou o-openyest thinye hand, +they awe fiwwed with good. + +1-104:29 T-Thou hidest thy face, they awe twoubwed: t-thou takest away theiw +bweath, they die, and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to theiw dust. + +104:30 T-Thou s-sendest fowth thy spiwit, they awe cweated: and t-thou +wenyewest t-the f-face of t-the eawth. + +104:31 The gwowy of t-the WOWD shaww e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: t-the WOWD shaww +wejoice in his wowks. + +104:32 He wooketh on t-the eawth, and it t-twembweth: he toucheth t-the +h-hiwws, and they smoke. + +104:33 I wiww sing u-unto t-the WOWD as wong as I w-wive: I wiww sing pwaise +to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God whiwe I have o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my being. + +104:34 My meditation of him shaww be sweet: I wiww be gwad in t-the +WOWD. + +104:35 Wet t-the sinnyews be consumed out of t-the eawth, and wet t-the +wicked be nyo mowe. Bwess t-thou t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. + + + +105:1 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; caww upon his nyame: make knyown his +deeds among t-the peopwe. + +105:2 Sing u-unto him, sing psawms u-unto him: tawk ye of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wondwous +wowks. + +105:3 Gwowy ye in his h-howy nyame: wet t-the heawt of t-them wejoice that +seek t-the WOWD. + +1-105:4 S-Seek t-the WOWD, and his stwength: seek his f-face evewmowe. + +1-105:5 Wemembew his mawvewwous wowks that he hath donye; his wondews, +and t-the judgments of his mouth; + +1-105:6 O-O ye seed of A-Abwaham his s-sewvant, ye chiwdwen of J-Jacob his +chosen. + +105:7 He is t-the WOWD ouw G-God: his judgments awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +1-105:8 He hath wemembewed his c-covenyant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, t-the wowd which he +commanded to a t-thousand genyewations. + +(°ㅂ°╬) 1-105:9 W-Which c-covenyant he m-made with A-Abwaham, and his o-oath u-unto Isaac; + +105:10 And o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed t-the same u-unto J-Jacob (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-waw, and to Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +an evewwasting covenyant: + +105:11 Saying, Unto thee wiww I g-give t-the wand of C-Canyaan, t-the wot of +youw inhewitance: + +105:12 When they wewe but a f-few men in nyumbew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, vewy few, and +stwangews in it. + +105:13 When they went fwom onye nyation to anyothew, fwom onye kingdom to +anyothew peopwe; + +1-105:14 He suffewed nyo man to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them wwong: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he wepwoved kings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw sakes; + +105:15 Saying, Touch nyot minye anyointed, and (^-^*)/ d-do o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwophets nyo hawm. + +105:16 Moweovew he cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a faminye upon t-the wand: he bwake t-the +w-whowe s-staff of bwead. + +105:17 He sent a man befowe t-them, even Joseph, who w-was sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +sewvant: + +1-105:18 Whose feet they (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt with fettews: he w-was w-waid in iwon: + +1-105:19 Untiw t-the time that his wowd came: t-the wowd of t-the WOWD twied +h-him. + +105:20 The king sent and w-woosed h-him; even t-the wuwew of t-the p-peopwe, and +wet him go (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. + +105:21 He m-made him wowd of his h-house, and wuwew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his substance: + +1-105:22 To bind his pwinces a-at his (´ ω `♡) p-pweasuwe; and t-teach his senyatows +w-wisdom. + +105:23 Iswaew awso came into Egypt; and J-Jacob s-sojouwnyed in t-the wand of +Ham. + +1-105:24 And he incweased his peopwe gweatwy; and m-made t-them stwongew +than theiw enyemies. + +105:25 He (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw heawt to hate his p-peopwe, to d-deaw subtiwwy with +his sewvants. + +1-105:26 He sent Moses his sewvant; and Aawon whom he h-had chosen. + +105:27 They shewed his signs among t-them, and w-wondews in t-the wand of +Ham. + +1-105:28 He sent dawknyess, and m-made it dawk; and they webewwed nyot +against his wowd. + +1-105:29 He (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw watews into bwood, and swew theiw f-fish. + +105:30 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw wand b-bwought fowth fwogs in abundance, in t-the c-chambews of +theiw k-kings. + +105:31 He spake, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came divews sowts of f-fwies, and w-wice in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw coasts. + +105:32 He gave t-them haiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wain, and fwaming fiwe in theiw wand. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-105:33 He smote theiw vinyes awso and theiw fig twees; and bwake t-the +twees of theiw coasts. + +105:34 He spake, and t-the wocusts came, and catewpiwwews, and that +without nyumbew, + +105:35 And did e-eat up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hewbs in theiw wand, and devouwed t-the +fwuit of theiw gwound. + +105:36 He smote awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in theiw wand, t-the chief of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw s-stwength. + +105:37 He b-bwought t-them fowth awso with s-siwvew and gowd: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +nyot onye feebwe pewson among theiw twibes. + +105:38 Egypt w-was gwad when they d-depawted: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of t-them feww +upon them. + +1-105:39 He spwead a cwoud (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a covewing; and fiwe to g-give wight in t-the +nyight. + +105:40 The peopwe ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, and he b-bwought quaiws, and satisfied t-them +with t-the bwead of heaven. + +105:41 He openyed t-the wock, and t-the watews gushed out; they wan in t-the +dwy pwaces w-wike a :3 w-wivew. + +1-105:42 Fow he wemembewed his h-howy pwomise, and A-Abwaham his sewvant. + +105:43 And he b-bwought fowth his peopwe with joy, and his chosen with +gwadnyess: + +1-105:44 And gave t-them t-the wands of t-the heathen: and they (^-^*)/ i-inhewited t-the +wabouw of t-the peopwe; + +105:45 That they m-might o-obsewve his s-statutes, and keep his w-waws. Pwaise +ye t-the WOWD. + + + +106:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1-106:2 Who c-can uttew t-the mighty acts of t-the WOWD? who c-can s-shew fowth +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his pwaise? + +1-106:3 Bwessed awe they that keep j-judgment, and he that doeth +wighteousnyess a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times. + +1-106:4 Wemembew me, O-O WOWD, with t-the favouw that t-thou (＃￣ω￣) b-beawest u-unto thy +peopwe: O-O v-visit m-me with thy sawvation; + +106:5 That I may s-see t-the g-good of thy chosen, that I may wejoice in t-the +gwadnyess of thy nyation, that I may gwowy with thinye inhewitance. + +106:6 We have sinnyed with ouw fathews, we have committed inyiquity, we +have donye wickedwy. + +1-106:7 O-Ouw f-fathews undewstood nyot thy w-wondews in Egypt; they wemembewed +nyot t-the muwtitude of thy mewcies; but p-pwovoked him a-at t-the sea, even a-at +t-the Wed sea. + +106:8 Nyevewthewess he saved t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame's sake, that he m-might +make his mighty p-powew to be knyown. + +106:9 He webuked t-the Wed sea awso, and it w-was dwied up: so he w-wed t-them +thwough t-the depths, as thwough t-the wiwdewnyess. + +1-106:10 And he saved t-them fwom t-the hand of him that hated t-them, and +wedeemed t-them fwom t-the hand of t-the enyemy. + +106:11 And t-the watews covewed theiw e-enyemies: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot onye of t-them +weft. + +106:12 T-Then bewieved they his (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; they sang his pwaise. + +106:13 They soon fowgat his wowks; they waited nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his counsew: + +106:14 But w-wusted e-exceedingwy in t-the wiwdewnyess, and tempted God in +t-the desewt. + +106:15 And he gave t-them theiw wequest; but sent weannyess into theiw +souw. + +106:16 They envied Moses awso in t-the camp, and Aawon t-the saint of t-the +WOWD. + +106:17 The eawth openyed and swawwowed up Dathan and covewed t-the +company of Abiwam. + +106:18 And a fiwe w-was kindwed in theiw company; t-the fwame buwnyed up +t-the wicked. + +1-106:19 They m-made a cawf in Howeb, and w-wowshipped t-the mowten image. + +106:20 T-Thus they changed theiw gwowy into t-the simiwitude of an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox that +eateth gwass. + +106:21 They fowgat God theiw saviouw, which h-had donye gweat things in +Egypt; + +106:22 Wondwous wowks in t-the wand of Ham, and t-tewwibwe things by t-the +Wed sea. + +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ 1-106:23 Thewefowe he said that he w-wouwd d-destwoy t-them, h-had nyot Moses his +chosen s-stood befowe him in t-the bweach, to tuwn away his wwath, west he +shouwd d-destwoy them. + +106:24 Yea, they (>_<) d-despised t-the pweasant wand, they bewieved nyot his +wowd: + +106:25 But (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed in theiw tents, and heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-the voice +of t-the WOWD. + +106:26 Thewefowe he w-wifted up his hand against t-them, to ovewthwow t-them +in t-the wiwdewnyess: + +106:27 To ovewthwow theiw seed awso among t-the n-nyations, and to scattew +t-them in t-the wands. + +106:28 They j-joinyed themsewves awso u-unto B-Baawpeow, and ate t-the +s-sacwifices of t-the dead. + +106:29 T-Thus they p-pwovoked him to angew with theiw i-inventions: and t-the +pwague bwake in upon them. + +106:30 T-Then s-stood up Phinyehas, and executed judgment: and so t-the +pwague w-was stayed. + +106:31 And that w-was c-counted u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +genyewations (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + +106:32 They angewed him awso a-at t-the watews of stwife, so that it went +iww with Moses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw s-sakes: + +106:33 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they p-pwovoked his spiwit, so that he spake unyadvisedwy +with his w-wips. + +106:34 They did nyot d-destwoy t-the n-nyations, c-concewnying whom t-the WOWD +commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: + +106:35 But wewe mingwed among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed theiw wowks. + +106:36 And they sewved theiw (o･ω･o) i-idows: which wewe a snyawe u-unto them. + +106:37 Yea, they sacwificed theiw sons and theiw daughtews u-unto +( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, + +106:38 And shed innyocent bwood, even t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of theiw sons and of +theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, whom they sacwificed u-unto t-the idows of C-Canyaan: and +t-the wand w-was powwuted with bwood. + +106:39 T-Thus wewe they defiwed with theiw own wowks, and went a whowing +with theiw own inventions. + +106:40 Thewefowe w-was t-the wwath of t-the WOWD kindwed against his p-peopwe, +i-insomuch that he a-abhowwed his own inhewitance. + +106:41 And he gave t-them into t-the hand of t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; and they that +hated t-them wuwed o-ovew them. + +106:42 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw enyemies awso oppwessed t-them, and they wewe b-bwought into +s-subjection undew theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1-106:43 Many times did he d-dewivew t-them; but they p-pwovoked him with +theiw counsew, and wewe b-bwought (T_T) *cries* w-wow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw inyiquity. + +106:44 Nyevewthewess he wegawded theiw a-affwiction, when he heawd theiw +cwy: + +106:45 And he wemembewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them his c-covenyant, and wepented a-accowding +to t-the muwtitude of his m-mewcies. + +106:46 He m-made t-them awso to be p-pitied of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that cawwied t-them +captives. + +106:47 Save u-us, O-O WOWD ouw G-God, and gathew us fwom among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, +to g-give thanks u-unto thy h-howy nyame, and to t-twiumph in thy pwaise. + +106:48 Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of Iswaew fwom evewwasting to +evewwasting: and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe say, A-Amen. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. + + + +107:1 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +107:2 Wet t-the wedeemed of t-the WOWD say so, whom he hath wedeemed fwom +t-the hand of t-the enyemy; + +107:3 And gathewed t-them out of t-the wands, fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and fwom t-the +west, fwom t-the nyowth, and fwom t-the south. + +1-107:4 They OwO w-wandewed in t-the wiwdewnyess in a sowitawy way; they f-found nyo +city to dweww in. + +107:5 Hungwy and t-thiwsty, theiw souw fainted in them. + +107:6 T-Then they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD in theiw twoubwe, and he dewivewed +t-them out of theiw distwesses. + +107:7 And he w-wed t-them fowth by t-the wight way, that they m-might go to a +city of h-habitation. + +1-107:8 O-Oh that men w-wouwd pwaise t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his goodnyess, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +wondewfuw wowks to t-the chiwdwen of men! + +1-107:9 Fow he s-satisfieth t-the wonging s-souw, and fiwweth t-the (・_・ヾ h-hungwy souw +with g-goodnyess. + +107:10 S-Such as sit in dawknyess and in t-the shadow of d-death, being b-bound +in affwiction and iwon; + +1-107:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they webewwed against t-the w-wowds of G-God, and contemnyed +t-the counsew of t-the most High: + +107:12 Thewefowe he b-bwought down theiw heawt with wabouw; they feww +down, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to hewp. + +107:13 T-Then they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD in theiw twoubwe, and he saved +t-them out of theiw distwesses. + +1-107:14 He b-bwought t-them out of dawknyess and t-the shadow of d-death, and +bwake theiw bands in sundew. + +107:15 O-Oh that men w-wouwd pwaise t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his goodnyess, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +wondewfuw wowks to t-the chiwdwen of men! + +107:16 Fow he hath bwoken t-the gates of b-bwass, and cut t-the baws of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon +in sundew. + +107:17 Foows because of theiw twansgwession, and because of theiw +inyiquities, awe affwicted. + +107:18 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw souw abhowweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of meat; and they d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +u-unto t-the gates of death. + +107:19 T-Then they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the WOWD in theiw twoubwe, and he saveth +t-them out of theiw distwesses. + +107:20 He sent his wowd, and heawed t-them, and dewivewed t-them fwom +theiw destwuctions. + +107:21 O-Oh that men w-wouwd pwaise t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his goodnyess, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +wondewfuw wowks to t-the chiwdwen of men! + +107:22 And wet t-them sacwifice t-the s-sacwifices of thanksgiving, and +decwawe his wowks with wejoicing. + +107:23 They that go down to t-the sea in s-ships, that (^-^*)/ d-do businyess in +gweat watews; + +1-107:24 These s-see t-the wowks of t-the WOWD, and his w-wondews in t-the deep. + +107:25 Fow he commandeth, and waiseth t-the stowmy wind, which wifteth +up t-the waves t-theweof. + +107:26 They mount up to t-the heaven, they go down again to t-the depths: +theiw souw is mewted because of twoubwe. + +( ~*-*)~ *twerks* 1-107:27 They weew to and fwo, and ( ~*-*)~ s-staggew w-wike a dwunken ^.^ m-man, and awe +a-at theiw w-wit's end. + +107:28 T-Then they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the WOWD in theiw twoubwe, and he bwingeth +t-them out of theiw distwesses. + +107:29 He m-maketh t-the stowm a c-cawm, so that t-the waves theweof awe +(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +1-107:30 T-Then awe they gwad because they be quiet; so he bwingeth t-them +u-unto theiw desiwed haven. + +107:31 O-Oh that men w-wouwd pwaise t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his goodnyess, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +wondewfuw wowks to t-the chiwdwen of men! + +107:32 Wet t-them e-exawt him awso in t-the c-congwegation of t-the p-peopwe, and +pwaise him in t-the assembwy of t-the e-ewdews. + +107:33 He tuwnyeth (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews into a wiwdewnyess, and t-the watewspwings into +dwy g-gwound; + +1-107:34 A-A f-fwuitfuw wand into bawwennyess, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of t-them +that dweww thewein. + +107:35 He tuwnyeth t-the wiwdewnyess into a standing watew, and dwy (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound +into watewspwings. + +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 1-107:36 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he m-maketh t-the (・_・ヾ h-hungwy to dweww, that they may p-pwepawe +a city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow habitation; + +107:37 And sow t-the fiewds, and pwant vinyeyawds, which may yiewd fwuits +of i-incwease. + +1-107:38 He bwesseth t-them awso, so that they awe m-muwtipwied gweatwy; and +suffeweth nyot theiw cattwe to decwease. + +107:39 A-Again, they awe minyished and b-bwought (T_T) *cries* w-wow thwough oppwession, +a-affwiction, and \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. + +107:40 He pouweth contempt upon pwinces, and causeth t-them to wandew in +t-the wiwdewnyess, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo way. + +107:41 Y-Yet setteth he t-the poow on high fwom a-affwiction, and m-maketh him +famiwies w-wike a fwock. + +107:42 The wighteous shaww s-see it, and wejoice: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww i-inyiquity shaww +stop hew mouth. + +107:43 Whoso is w-wise, and wiww o-obsewve these things, even they shaww +undewstand t-the wovingkindnyess of t-the WOWD. + + + +108:1 O-O (・_・ヾ g-god, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is fixed; I wiww sing and g-give p-pwaise, even with +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy. + +(o･ω･o) 1-108:2 Awake, psawtewy and hawp: I mysewf wiww awake eawwy. + +108:3 I wiww pwaise thee, O-O WOWD, among t-the peopwe: and I wiww sing +p-pwaises u-unto thee among t-the nyations. + +108:4 Fow thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy is gweat a-above t-the h-heavens: and thy twuth weacheth +u-unto t-the c-cwouds. + +108:5 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou exawted, O-O G-God, a-above t-the h-heavens: and thy gwowy a-above +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth; + +108:6 That thy bewoved may be dewivewed: s-save with thy wight hand, and +answew me. + +108:7 God hath spoken in his howinyess; I wiww wejoice, I wiww divide +S-Shechem, and mete out t-the vawwey of Succoth. + +108:8 Giwead is minye; Manyasseh is minye; Ephwaim awso is t-the stwength +of minye h-head; Judah is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wawgivew; + +108:9 Moab is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my washpot; o-ovew Edom wiww I cast out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shoe; o-ovew +Phiwistia wiww I twiumph. + +108:10 Who wiww bwing m-me into t-the stwong city? who wiww wead m-me into +Edom? + +1-108:11 Wiwt nyot thou, O-O G-God, who hast cast us off? and wiwt nyot thou, +O-O G-God, go fowth with ouw h-hosts? + +108:12 Give us hewp fwom t-twoubwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vain is t-the hewp of m-man. + +108:13 Thwough God we shaww (^-^*)/ d-do vawiantwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he it is that shaww +twead down ouw enyemies. + + + +109:1 Howd nyot thy p-peace, O-O God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwaise; + +109:2 Fow t-the mouth of t-the wicked and t-the mouth of t-the deceitfuw awe +openyed against me: they have spoken against m-me with a wying tongue. + +1-109:3 They compassed m-me about awso with w-wowds of hatwed; and fought +against m-me without a cause. + +109:4 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove they awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my advewsawies: but I g-give mysewf u-unto +p-pwayew. + +1-109:5 And they have wewawded m-me eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, and hatwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove. + +1-109:6 Set t-thou a wicked man o-ovew him: and wet Satan stand a-at his wight +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1-109:7 When he shaww be judged, wet him be c-condemnyed: and wet his +pwayew become sin. + +109:8 Wet his days be f-few; and wet anyothew o(>ω<)o t-take his office. + +109:9 Wet his chiwdwen be (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and his wife a widow. + +1-109:10 Wet his chiwdwen be continyuawwy vagabonds, and beg: wet t-them +seek theiw bwead awso out of theiw desowate pwaces. + +109:11 Wet t-the e-extowtionyew catch (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-hath; and wet t-the +stwangews spoiw his wabouw. + +109:12 Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyonye to e-extend (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto him: nyeithew wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +be any to favouw his fathewwess chiwdwen. + +109:13 Wet his postewity be cut off; and in t-the genyewation fowwowing +wet theiw nyame be bwotted ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +1-109:14 Wet t-the i-inyiquity of his f-fathews be wemembewed with t-the WOWD; +and wet nyot t-the sin of his mothew be bwotted ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +1-109:15 Wet t-them be befowe t-the WOWD c-continyuawwy, that he may cut off +t-the memowy of t-them fwom t-the eawth. + +109:16 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that he wemembewed nyot to s-shew m-mewcy, but pewsecuted +t-the poow and nyeedy ^.^ m-man, that he m-might even (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the bwoken in heawt. + +109:17 As he woved cuwsing, so wet it come u-unto him: as he dewighted +nyot in b-bwessing, so wet it be faw fwom h-him. + +(≧◡≦) 1-109:18 As he cwothed himsewf with c-cuwsing w-wike as with his gawment, so +wet it come into his b-bowews w-wike watew, and w-wike oiw into his bonyes. + +1-109:19 Wet it be u-unto him as t-the gawment which coveweth him, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +g-giwdwe whewewith he is giwded continyuawwy. + +1-109:20 Wet this be t-the wewawd of minye advewsawies fwom t-the WOWD, and +of t-them that speak eviw against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +109:21 But (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, O-O GOD t-the W-Wowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's sake: +because thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy is g-good, d-dewivew t-thou me. + +(✯◡✯) 1-109:22 Fow I am poow and nyeedy, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is w-wounded within me. + +109:23 I am gonye w-wike t-the shadow when it decwinyeth: I am t-tossed up and +down as t-the wocust. + +109:24 My k-knyees awe weak thwough fasting; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh faiweth of +f-fatnyess. + +109:25 I became awso a wepwoach u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: when they wooked upon m-me +they s-shaked theiw heads. + +1-109:26 Hewp me, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: O-O s-save m-me a-accowding to thy mewcy: + +109:27 That they may knyow that this is thy hand; that thou, WOWD, hast +donye it. + +109:28 Wet t-them cuwse, but bwess thou: when they a-awise, wet t-them be +ashamed; but wet thy sewvant wejoice. + +109:29 Wet minye advewsawies be cwothed with shame, and wet t-them covew +themsewves with theiw own (O.O) *hugs tightly* c-confusion, as with a mantwe. + +109:30 I wiww gweatwy pwaise t-the WOWD with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww +pwaise him among t-the (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +109:31 Fow he shaww stand a-at t-the wight hand of t-the poow, to s-save him +fwom those that c-condemn his souw. + + + +110:1 The WOWD said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, Sit t-thou a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, untiw I +make thinye enyemies thy footstoow. + +110:2 The WOWD shaww send t-the wod of thy stwength out of Z-Zion: w-wuwe +t-thou in t-the m-midst of thinye enyemies. + +110:3 Thy peopwe shaww be wiwwing in t-the day of thy p-powew, in t-the +beauties of howinyess fwom t-the womb of t-the mownying: t-thou hast t-the dew +of thy youth. + +110:4 The WOWD hath swown, and wiww nyot wepent, T-Thou awt a pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +e-evew aftew t-the owdew of Mewchizedek. + +110:5 The Wowd a-at thy wight hand shaww stwike thwough kings in t-the day +of his wwath. + +1-110:6 He shaww j-judge among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, he shaww fiww t-the pwaces with +t-the dead bodies; he shaww wound t-the heads o-ovew many c-countwies. + +(´ ω `♡) 1-110:7 He shaww dwink of t-the b-bwook in t-the w-way: thewefowe shaww he wift +up t-the head. + + + +1-111:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. I wiww pwaise t-the WOWD with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt, +in t-the assembwy of t-the upwight, and in t-the c-congwegation. + +111:2 The wowks of t-the WOWD awe g-gweat, sought out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that +have pweasuwe thewein. + +111:3 His wowk is honyouwabwe and g-gwowious: and his wighteousnyess +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +111:4 He hath m-made his wondewfuw wowks to be wemembewed: t-the WOWD is +gwacious and f-fuww of compassion. + +111:5 He hath given meat u-unto t-them that f-feaw him: he wiww e-evew be +mindfuw of his covenyant. + +111:6 He hath shewed his peopwe t-the p-powew of his wowks, that he may +g-give t-them t-the hewitage of t-the heathen. + +111:7 The wowks of his h-hands awe vewity and judgment; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +c-commandments awe suwe. + +1-111:8 They stand fast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew, and awe donye in twuth and +upwightnyess. + +111:9 He sent ~(>_<~) w-wedemption u-unto his peopwe: he hath commanded his +c-covenyant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: h-howy and wevewend is his nyame. + +111:10 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is t-the beginnying of w-wisdom: a g-good +undewstanding have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that (^-^*)/ d-do his commandments: his pwaise +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + + + +112:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Bwessed is t-the man that feaweth t-the WOWD, +that (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth gweatwy in his commandments. + +112:2 His seed shaww be mighty upon eawth: t-the genyewation of t-the +upwight shaww be bwessed. + +112:3 Weawth and w-wiches shaww be in his house: and his wighteousnyess +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +112:4 Unto t-the upwight (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awiseth wight in t-the dawknyess: he is +g-gwacious, and f-fuww of compassion, and wighteous. + +112:5 A-A g-good man sheweth favouw, and w-wendeth: he wiww guide his +affaiws with discwetion. + +112:6 S-Suwewy he shaww nyot be moved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: t-the wighteous shaww be in +evewwasting wemembwance. + +112:7 He shaww nyot be afwaid of eviw tidings: his heawt is fixed, +twusting in t-the WOWD. + +112:8 His heawt is estabwished, he shaww nyot be afwaid, untiw he s-see +his d-desiwe upon his enyemies. + +112:9 He hath dispewsed, he hath given to t-the poow; his wighteousnyess +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; his (・_・ヾ h-hown shaww be exawted with honyouw. + +112:10 The wicked shaww s-see it, and be gwieved; he shaww gnyash with +his t-teeth, and mewt (☆ω☆) a-away: t-the d-desiwe of t-the wicked shaww pewish. + + + +113:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Pwaise, O-O ye (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD, pwaise +t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + +113:2 Bwessed be t-the nyame of t-the WOWD fwom this time fowth and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evewmowe. + +1-113:3 Fwom t-the wising of t-the sun u-unto t-the g-going down of t-the same t-the +WOWD's nyame is to be pwaised. + +113:4 The WOWD is high a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, and his gwowy a-above t-the +(´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +(^ω~) 1-113:5 Who is w-wike u-unto t-the WOWD ouw G-God, who d-dwewweth on high, + +1-113:6 Who humbweth himsewf to (x_x)V b-behowd t-the things that awe in heaven, +and in t-the e-eawth! + +113:7 He waiseth up t-the poow out of t-the dust, and wifteth t-the nyeedy +out of t-the dunghiww; + +113:8 That he may s-set him with pwinces, even with t-the pwinces of his +peopwe. + +113:9 He m-maketh t-the b-bawwen woman to keep h-house, and to be a joyfuw +mothew of chiwdwen. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. + + + +114:1 When Iswaew went out of Egypt, t-the house of J-Jacob fwom a peopwe +of s-stwange wanguage; + +114:2 Judah w-was his s-sanctuawy, and Iswaew his dominyion. + +(o-_-o) 1-114:3 The sea saw it, and fwed: (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan w-was dwiven back. + +1-114:4 The mountains skipped w-wike wams, and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe hiwws w-wike +w-wambs. + +114:5 What aiwed thee, O-O t-thou sea, that t-thou fweddest? t-thou Jowdan, +that t-thou wast dwiven back? + +114:6 Ye mountains, that ye skipped w-wike w-wams; and ye ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe h-hiwws, +w-wike wambs? + +1-114:7 Twembwe, t-thou eawth, a-at t-the pwesence of t-the W-Wowd, a-at t-the +pwesence of t-the God of Jacob; + +114:8 W-Which (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the w-wock into a standing watew, t-the fwint into a +fountain of watews. + + + +115:1 Nyot u-unto u-us, O-O WOWD, nyot u-unto u-us, but u-unto thy nyame g-give gwowy, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy m-mewcy, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy twuth's sake. + +115:2 Whewefowe shouwd t-the heathen say, Whewe is nyow theiw God? + +1-115:3 But ouw God is in t-the h-heavens: he hath donye whatsoevew he hath +pweased. + +115:4 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw idows awe s-siwvew and gowd, t-the wowk of men's hands. + +(✯◡✯) *sweats* 1-115:5 They have m-mouths, but they speak nyot: eyes have they, but they +s-see nyot: + +115:6 They have eaws, but they h-heaw nyot: nyoses have they, but they +s-smeww nyot: + +115:7 They have hands, but they handwe nyot: feet have they, but they +wawk nyot: nyeithew speak they thwough theiw thwoat. + +115:8 They that make t-them awe w-wike u-unto t-them; so is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that +t-twusteth in them. + +115:9 O-O I-Iswaew, t-twust t-thou in t-the WOWD: he is theiw hewp and theiw +shiewd. + +x3 *pokes you* 1-115:10 O-O house of Aawon, t-twust in t-the WOWD: he is theiw hewp and theiw +shiewd. + +115:11 Ye that f-feaw t-the WOWD, t-twust in t-the WOWD: he is theiw hewp and +theiw shiewd. + +115:12 The WOWD hath b-been mindfuw of us: he wiww bwess us; he wiww +bwess t-the house of I-Iswaew; he wiww bwess t-the house of Aawon. + +1-115:13 He wiww bwess t-them that f-feaw t-the WOWD, both smaww and g-gweat. + +115:14 The WOWD shaww incwease you mowe and m-mowe, you and youw +chiwdwen. + +115:15 Ye awe bwessed of t-the WOWD which m-made heaven and eawth. + +115:16 The heaven, even t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, awe t-the WOWD's: but t-the eawth +hath he given to t-the chiwdwen of m-men. + +115:17 The dead pwaise nyot t-the WOWD, nyeithew any that go down into +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-siwence. + +115:18 But we wiww bwess t-the WOWD fwom this time fowth and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evewmowe. + +Pwaise t-the WOWD. + + + +116:1 I wove t-the WOWD, because he hath heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +suppwications. + +1-116:2 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath |･ω･) i-incwinyed his eaw u-unto me, thewefowe wiww I caww +upon him as wong as I w-wive. + +116:3 The sowwows of death compassed me, and t-the pains of heww gat +h-howd upon me: I f-found twoubwe and \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. + +116:4 T-Then cawwed I upon t-the nyame of t-the WOWD; O-O WOWD, I b-beseech thee, +d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +116:5 Gwacious is t-the WOWD, and w-wighteous; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, ouw God is m-mewcifuw. + +1-116:6 The WOWD pwesewveth t-the simpwe: I w-was b-bwought wow, and he hewped +me. + +116:7 W-Wetuwn u-unto thy west, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath d-deawt +bountifuwwy with thee. + +116:8 Fow t-thou hast dewivewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom d-death, minye eyes fwom +teaws, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet fwom fawwing. + +116:9 I wiww wawk befowe t-the WOWD in t-the wand of t-the wiving. + +116:10 I bewieved, thewefowe have I spoken: I w-was gweatwy affwicted: + +116:11 I said in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my haste, Aww men awe w-wiaws. + +(＞ｍ＜) 1-116:12 What shaww I w-wendew u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his benyefits towawd +m-me? + +116:13 I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the cup of sawvation, and caww upon t-the nyame of t-the +WOWD. + +116:14 I wiww pay o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows u-unto t-the WOWD nyow in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +peopwe. + +116:15 P-Pwecious in t-the sight of t-the WOWD is t-the death of his saints. + +1-116:16 O-O WOWD, t-twuwy I am thy sewvant; I am thy s-sewvant, and t-the son +of thinye h-handmaid: t-thou hast w-woosed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds. + +116:17 I wiww offew to thee t-the sacwifice of thanksgiving, and wiww +caww upon t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + +116:18 I wiww pay o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows u-unto t-the WOWD nyow in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +peopwe. + +(⌒▽⌒)☆ 1-116:19 In t-the couwts of t-the WOWD's h-house, in t-the m-midst of thee, O-O +Jewusawem. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. + + + +(o^ ^o) *notices bulge* 1-117:1 O-O pwaise t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye n-nyations: pwaise him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe. + +117:2 Fow his m-mewcifuw k-kindnyess is gweat towawd us: and t-the twuth of +t-the WOWD enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. + + + +1-118:1 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good: because his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +118:2 Wet Iswaew nyow say, that his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +118:3 Wet t-the house of Aawon nyow say, that his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +118:4 Wet t-them nyow that f-feaw t-the WOWD say, that his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +118:5 I cawwed upon t-the WOWD in distwess: t-the WOWD answewed me, and +s-set m-me in a wawge pwace. + +118:6 The WOWD is on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my side; I wiww nyot feaw: what c-can man (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto +m-me? + +118:7 The WOWD taketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pawt with t-them that hewp me: thewefowe shaww +I s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe upon t-them that hate me. + +1-118:8 I-It is bettew to t-twust in t-the WOWD than to put confidence in m-man. + +118:9 I-It is bettew to t-twust in t-the WOWD than to put confidence in +p-pwinces. + +118:10 Aww nyations compassed m-me about: but in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD +wiww I d-destwoy them. + +1-118:11 They compassed m-me a-about; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they compassed m-me about: but in +t-the nyame of t-the WOWD I wiww d-destwoy them. + +118:12 They compassed m-me about w-wike b-bees: they awe quenched as t-the +fiwe of thowns: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD I wiww d-destwoy them. + +1-118:13 T-Thou hast thwust sowe a-at m-me that I m-might faww: but t-the WOWD +hewped me. + +118:14 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength and song, and is become o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. + +118:15 The voice of w-wejoicing and sawvation is in t-the tabewnyacwes of +t-the w-wighteous: t-the wight hand of t-the WOWD doeth vawiantwy. + +118:16 The wight hand of t-the WOWD is exawted: t-the wight hand of t-the +WOWD doeth vawiantwy. + +118:17 I shaww nyot die, but wive, and decwawe t-the wowks of t-the WOWD. + +^.^ 1-118:18 The WOWD hath (o-_-o) c-chastenyed m-me sowe: but he hath nyot given m-me o-ovew +u-unto death. + +118:19 Open to m-me t-the gates of wighteousnyess: I wiww go into t-them, and +I wiww pwaise t-the WOWD: + +1-118:20 This gate of t-the WOWD, into which t-the wighteous shaww entew. + +118:21 I wiww pwaise t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast heawd me, and awt become o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sawvation. + +118:22 The stonye which t-the buiwdews wefused is become t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head stonye +of t-the cownyew. + +118:23 This is t-the WOWD's d-doing; it is mawvewwous in ouw eyes. + +118:24 This is t-the day which t-the WOWD hath m-made; we wiww wejoice and +be gwad in it. + +118:25 Save n-nyow, I b-beseech thee, O-O WOWD: O-O WOWD, I b-beseech thee, send +nyow pwospewity. + +118:26 Bwessed be he that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: we have +bwessed you out of t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +1-118:27 God is t-the WOWD, which hath shewed us wight: bind t-the sacwifice +with c-cowds, even u-unto t-the howns of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +1-118:28 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and I wiww pwaise t-thee: t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I +wiww e-exawt thee. + +118:29 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + + + +119:1 Bwessed awe t-the u-undefiwed in t-the way, who wawk in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the +WOWD. + +>w< 1-119:2 Bwessed awe they that keep his testimonyies, and that seek him +with t-the w-whowe heawt. + +1-119:3 They awso (^-^*)/ d-do nyo i-inyiquity: they wawk in his w-ways. + +119:4 T-Thou hast commanded us to keep thy pwecepts diwigentwy. + +119:5 O-O that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways wewe diwected to keep thy statutes! + +119:6 T-Then shaww I nyot be a-ashamed, when I have wespect u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +commandments. + +119:7 I wiww pwaise thee with upwightnyess of heawt, when I shaww have +(つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed thy wighteous judgments. + +1-119:8 I wiww keep thy statutes: O-O fowsake m-me nyot uttewwy. + +1-119:9 Whewewithaw shaww a young man cweanse his way? by taking heed +theweto a-accowding to thy wowd. + +1-119:10 With o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt have I sought t-thee: O-O wet m-me nyot wandew +fwom thy commandments. + +119:11 Thy wowd have I hid in minye heawt, that I m-might nyot sin against +thee. + +119:12 Bwessed awt thou, O-O WOWD: t-teach m-me thy statutes. + +1-119:13 With o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips have I d-decwawed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the judgments of thy mouth. + +119:14 I have w-wejoiced in t-the w-way of thy testimonyies, as m-much as in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wiches. + +119:15 I wiww meditate in thy p-pwecepts, and have wespect u-unto thy +w-ways. + +119:16 I wiww dewight mysewf in thy statutes: I wiww nyot fowget thy +wowd. + +119:17 Deaw bountifuwwy with thy s-sewvant, that I may wive, and keep +thy wowd. + +119:18 Open t-thou minye eyes, that I may (x_x)V b-behowd wondwous things out of +thy waw. + +119:19 I am a stwangew in t-the eawth: hide nyot thy c-commandments fwom +me. + +119:20 My souw bweaketh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wonging that it hath u-unto thy +judgments a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times. + +119:21 T-Thou hast webuked t-the pwoud that awe c-cuwsed, which (^-^*)/ d-do eww fwom +thy commandments. + +1-119:22 Wemove fwom m-me wepwoach and c-contempt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have kept thy +testimonyies. + +119:23 P-Pwinces awso did sit and speak against me: but thy sewvant did +meditate in thy statutes. + +119:24 Thy testimonyies awso awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewight and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsewwows. + +119:25 My souw cweaveth u-unto t-the dust: quicken t-thou m-me a-accowding to +thy wowd. + +1-119:26 I have d-decwawed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and t-thou heawdest me: t-teach m-me thy +statutes. + +1-119:27 Make m-me to undewstand t-the w-way of thy pwecepts: so shaww I tawk +of thy wondwous wowks. + +119:28 My souw mewteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow heavinyess: stwengthen t-thou m-me a-accowding +u-unto thy wowd. + +119:29 Wemove fwom m-me t-the w-way of wying: and gwant m-me thy (☆▽☆) w-waw +g-gwaciouswy. + +119:30 I have chosen t-the w-way of twuth: thy judgments have I w-waid +befowe me. + +119:31 I have stuck u-unto thy t-testimonyies: O-O WOWD, put m-me nyot to shame. + +119:32 I wiww w-wun t-the w-way of thy commandments, when t-thou shawt enwawge +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. + +119:33 Teach me, O-O WOWD, t-the w-way of thy s-statutes; and I shaww keep it +u-unto t-the end. + +1-119:34 Give m-me u-undewstanding, and I shaww keep thy waw; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I shaww +o-obsewve it with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt. + +119:35 Make m-me to go in t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of thy commandments; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (^-^*)/ d-do I +dewight. + +119:36 Incwinye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt u-unto thy testimonyies, and nyot to covetousnyess. + +119:37 T-Tuwn away minye eyes fwom behowding vanyity; and quicken t-thou m-me +in thy way. + +1-119:38 Stabwish thy wowd u-unto thy s-sewvant, who is d-devoted to thy feaw. + +119:39 T-Tuwn away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach which I feaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy judgments awe good. + +119:40 Behowd, I have wonged aftew thy pwecepts: quicken m-me in thy +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +119:41 Wet thy mewcies come awso u-unto me, O-O WOWD, even thy sawvation, +a-accowding to thy wowd. + +1-119:42 S-So shaww I have whewewith to answew him that w-wepwoacheth me: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-twust in thy wowd. + +119:43 And o(>ω<)o t-take nyot t-the wowd of twuth u-uttewwy out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +have hoped in thy judgments. + +119:44 S-So shaww I keep thy (☆▽☆) w-waw continyuawwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +119:45 And I wiww wawk a-at wibewty: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I seek thy pwecepts. + +1-119:46 I wiww speak of thy testimonyies awso befowe kings, and wiww nyot +be a-ashamed. + +119:47 And I wiww dewight mysewf in thy commandments, which I have +w-woved. + +1-119:48 My h-hands awso wiww I wift up u-unto thy commandments, which I +have woved; and I wiww meditate in thy statutes. + +119:49 Wemembew t-the wowd u-unto thy s-sewvant, upon which t-thou hast caused +m-me to hope. + +119:50 This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my comfowt in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my a-affwiction: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wowd hath +quickenyed me. + +119:51 The pwoud have h-had m-me gweatwy in dewision: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have I nyot +decwinyed fwom thy waw. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *twerks* 1-119:52 I wemembewed thy judgments of o-owd, O-O WOWD; and have c-comfowted +mysewf. + +1-119:53 Howwow hath taken h-howd upon m-me because of t-the wicked that +fowsake thy waw. + +119:54 Thy s-statutes have b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-songs in t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-piwgwimage. + +119:55 I have wemembewed thy nyame, O-O WOWD, in t-the nyight, and have kept +thy waw. + +1-119:56 This I had, because I kept thy pwecepts. + +119:57 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my powtion, O-O WOWD: I have said that I w-wouwd keep thy +wowds. + +119:58 I intweated thy favouw with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe (*°▽°*) h-heawt: be m-mewcifuw u-unto m-me +a-accowding to thy wowd. + +1-119:59 I thought on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet u-unto thy testimonyies. + +119:60 I m-made haste, and dewayed nyot to keep thy commandments. + +119:61 The bands of t-the wicked have w-wobbed me: but I have nyot +fowgotten thy waw. + +119:62 {{ (>_<) }} A-At midnyight I wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise to g-give thanks u-unto thee because of thy +wighteous judgments. + +119:63 I am a companyion of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that f-feaw thee, and of t-them that +keep thy pwecepts. + +119:64 The eawth, O-O WOWD, is f-fuww of thy mewcy: t-teach m-me thy statutes. + +119:65 T-Thou hast d-deawt w-weww with thy s-sewvant, O-O WOWD, a-accowding u-unto +thy wowd. + +119:66 Teach m-me g-good j-judgment and knyowwedge: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have bewieved thy +commandments. + +119:67 Befowe I w-was affwicted I went astway: but nyow have I kept thy +wowd. + +1-119:68 T-Thou awt g-good, and doest good; t-teach m-me thy statutes. + +119:69 The pwoud have fowged a w-wie against me: but I wiww keep thy +pwecepts with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt. + +(*^‿^*) 1-119:70 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw heawt is as fat as gwease; but I dewight in thy waw. + +119:71 I-It is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me that I have b-been affwicted; that I m-might +weawn thy statutes. + +1-119:72 The (☆▽☆) w-waw of thy mouth is bettew u-unto m-me than thousands of gowd +and siwvew. + +(=^ ◡ ^=) 1-119:73 Thy h-hands have m-made m-me and fashionyed me: g-give m-me u-undewstanding, +that I may weawn thy commandments. + +119:74 They that f-feaw thee wiww be gwad when they s-see m-me; because I +have hoped in thy wowd. + +1-119:75 I knyow, O-O WOWD, that thy judgments awe (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, and that t-thou in +faithfuwnyess hast affwicted me. + +119:76 Wet, I p-pway thee, thy m-mewcifuw k-kindnyess be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my comfowt, +a-accowding to thy wowd u-unto thy sewvant. + +119:77 Wet thy tendew mewcies come u-unto me, that I may w-wive: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy +(☆▽☆) w-waw is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewight. + +119:78 Wet t-the pwoud be ashamed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they d-deawt p-pewvewsewy with m-me +without a (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: but I wiww meditate in thy pwecepts. + +(=^‥^=) 1-119:79 Wet those that f-feaw thee tuwn u-unto me, and those that have +knyown thy testimonyies. + +119:80 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt be s-sound in thy s-statutes; that I be nyot a-ashamed. + +119:81 My souw fainteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sawvation: but I hope in thy wowd. + +119:82 M-Minye eyes faiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wowd, s-saying, When wiwt t-thou comfowt m-me? + +1-119:83 Fow I am become w-wike a bottwe in t-the smoke; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (^-^*)/ d-do I nyot fowget +thy statutes. + +119:84 How many awe t-the days of thy sewvant? when wiwt t-thou execute +j-judgment on t-them that pewsecute m-me? + +119:85 The pwoud have digged pits (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, which awe nyot aftew thy waw. + +119:86 Aww thy c-commandments awe faithfuw: they pewsecute m-me +(つ✧ω✧)つ w-wwongfuwwy; hewp t-thou me. + +1-119:87 They h-had a-awmost consumed m-me upon eawth; but I fowsook nyot thy +pwecepts. + +119:88 Quicken m-me aftew thy wovingkindnyess; so shaww I keep t-the +t-testimony of thy mouth. + +119:89 Fow evew, O-O WOWD, thy wowd is settwed in heaven. + +1-119:90 Thy faithfuwnyess is u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations: t-thou hast estabwished +t-the eawth, and it abideth. + +119:91 They continyue this day a-accowding to thinye owdinyances: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +awe thy sewvants. + +119:92 Unwess thy (☆▽☆) w-waw h-had b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ╰(▔∀▔)╯ d-dewights, I shouwd t-then have +pewished in minye affwiction. + +119:93 I wiww nyevew fowget thy pwecepts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with t-them t-thou hast +quickenyed me. + +119:94 I am thinye, s-save me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have sought thy pwecepts. + +119:95 The wicked have waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to d-destwoy me: but I wiww +considew thy testimonyies. + +119:96 I have s-seen an end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pewfection: but thy commandment is +exceeding bwoad. + +119:97 O-O how I wove thy waw! it is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my meditation (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-day. + +119:98 T-Thou thwough thy c-commandments hast m-made m-me wisew than minye +e-enyemies: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe e-evew with me. + +119:99 I have mowe undewstanding than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teachews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy +testimonyies awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my meditation. + +119:100 I undewstand mowe than t-the ancients, because I keep thy +pwecepts. + +119:101 I have wefwainyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy eviw way, that I m-might +keep thy wowd. + +119:102 I have nyot depawted fwom thy j-judgments: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast taught +me. + +119:103 How sweet awe thy w-wowds u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my taste! (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, sweetew than honyey +to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth! + +1-119:104 Thwough thy pwecepts I get ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: thewefowe I hate +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fawse way. + +119:105 Thy wowd is a wamp u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, and a wight u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-path. + +119:106 I have swown, and I wiww pewfowm it, that I wiww keep thy +wighteous judgments. + +119:107 I am affwicted vewy much: quicken me, O-O WOWD, a-accowding u-unto +thy wowd. + +119:108 Accept, I b-beseech thee, t-the fweewiww offewings of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, O-O +WOWD, and t-teach m-me thy judgments. + +(⌒ω⌒) 1-119:109 My souw is continyuawwy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (^-^*)/ d-do I nyot fowget thy +waw. + +119:110 The wicked have w-waid a snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I ewwed nyot fwom thy +pwecepts. + +119:111 Thy testimonyies have I taken as an hewitage (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +awe t-the w-wejoicing of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. + +119:112 I have |･ω･) i-incwinyed minye heawt to pewfowm thy s-statutes awway, even +u-unto t-the end. + +119:113 I hate vain thoughts: but thy (☆▽☆) w-waw (^-^*)/ d-do I wove. + +119:114 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my :3 h-hiding pwace and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shiewd: I hope in thy wowd. + +119:115 Depawt fwom me, ye ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *sighs* e-eviwdoews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww keep t-the c-commandments +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +119:116 Uphowd m-me a-accowding u-unto thy wowd, that I may w-wive: and wet m-me +nyot be a-ashamed of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope. + +119:117 Howd t-thou m-me up, and I shaww be s-safe: and I wiww have wespect +u-unto thy s-statutes continyuawwy. + +1-119:118 T-Thou hast twodden down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that eww fwom thy statutes: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw d-deceit is f-fawsehood. + +119:119 T-Thou puttest away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wicked of t-the eawth w-wike ( ╥ω╥ ) d-dwoss: +thewefowe I wove thy testimonyies. + +119:120 My fwesh ♡(｡- ω -) *shuffles closer* t-twembweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of thee; and I am afwaid of thy +judgments. + +119:121 I have donye j-judgment and justice: weave m-me nyot to minye +oppwessows. + +119:122 (☆▽☆) B-Be s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good: wet nyot t-the pwoud o(>ω<)o o-oppwess +me. + +119:123 M-Minye eyes faiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sawvation, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd of thy +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +119:124 Deaw with thy sewvant a-accowding u-unto thy m-mewcy, and t-teach m-me +thy statutes. + +119:125 I am thy sewvant; g-give m-me u-undewstanding, that I may knyow thy +testimonyies. + +119:126 I-It is time (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, WOWD, to wowk: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have m-made void +thy waw. + +119:127 Thewefowe I wove thy c-commandments a-above gowd; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, a-above finye +gowd. + +119:128 Thewefowe I (＃`Д´) e-esteem (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy pwecepts c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to +be wight; and I hate {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fawse way. + +119:129 Thy testimonyies awe wondewfuw: thewefowe doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw keep +them. + +119:130 The entwance of thy w-wowds giveth wight; it giveth +undewstanding u-unto t-the simpwe. + +119:131 I openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and panted: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wonged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy +commandments. + +119:132 Wook t-thou upon me, and be m-mewcifuw u-unto me, as t-thou usest to +(^-^*)/ d-do u-unto those that wove thy nyame. + +119:133 O-Owdew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps in thy wowd: and wet nyot any i-inyiquity have +dominyion o-ovew me. + +119:134 D-Dewivew m-me fwom t-the oppwession of man: so wiww I keep thy +pwecepts. + +119:135 Make thy f-face to (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon thy sewvant; and t-teach m-me thy +statutes. + +119:136 Wivews of watews w-wun down minye eyes, because they keep nyot thy +waw. + +119:137 (T_T) *cries* W-Wighteous awt thou, O-O WOWD, and upwight awe thy judgments. + +119:138 Thy testimonyies that t-thou hast commanded awe wighteous and +vewy faithfuw. + +1-119:139 My zeaw hath consumed me, because minye enyemies have fowgotten +thy wowds. + +119:140 Thy wowd is vewy o(≧▽≦)o p-puwe: thewefowe thy sewvant woveth it. + +119:141 I am smaww and (^人^) d-despised: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (^-^*)/ d-do nyot I fowget thy pwecepts. + +1-119:142 Thy wighteousnyess is an evewwasting wighteousnyess, and thy (☆▽☆) w-waw +is t-the twuth. + +1-119:143 Twoubwe and a-anguish have taken h-howd on me: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thy +c-commandments awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewights. + +119:144 The wighteousnyess of thy testimonyies is evewwasting: g-give m-me +u-undewstanding, and I shaww w-wive. + +119:145 I cwied with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt; h-heaw me, O-O WOWD: I wiww keep thy +statutes. + +(--_--) 1-119:146 I cwied u-unto thee; s-save me, and I shaww keep thy testimonyies. + +119:147 I pwevented t-the d-dawnying of t-the m-mownying, and cwied: I hoped in +thy wowd. + +1-119:148 M-Minye eyes pwevent t-the nyight watches, that I m-might meditate in +thy wowd. + +119:149 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice a-accowding u-unto thy w-wovingkindnyess: O-O WOWD, +quicken m-me a-accowding to thy judgment. + +119:150 They d-dwaw nyigh that fowwow aftew mischief: they awe faw fwom +thy waw. + +119:151 T-Thou awt nyeaw, O-O WOWD; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy c-commandments awe twuth. + +119:152 Concewnying thy testimonyies, I have knyown of o-owd that t-thou hast +founded t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1-119:153 Considew minye a-affwiction, and d-dewivew me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot fowget +thy waw. + +119:154 Pwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause, and d-dewivew me: quicken m-me a-accowding to thy +wowd. + +119:155 S-Sawvation is faw fwom t-the wicked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they seek nyot thy +statutes. + +119:156 Gweat awe thy tendew mewcies, O-O WOWD: quicken m-me a-accowding to +thy judgments. + +119:157 Many awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pewsecutows and minye enyemies; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (^-^*)/ d-do I nyot decwinye +fwom thy testimonyies. + +119:158 I behewd t-the twansgwessows, and w-was gwieved; because they kept +nyot thy wowd. + +119:159 Considew how I wove thy pwecepts: quicken me, O-O WOWD, +a-accowding to thy wovingkindnyess. + +119:160 Thy wowd is twue fwom t-the beginnying: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of thy +wighteous judgments enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-119:161 P-Pwinces have pewsecuted m-me without a (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt +standeth in a-awe of thy wowd. + +119:162 I wejoice a-at thy wowd, as onye that findeth gweat s-spoiw. + +119:163 I hate and abhow wying: but thy (☆▽☆) w-waw (^-^*)/ d-do I wove. + +119:164 Seven times a day (^-^*)/ d-do I pwaise thee because of thy wighteous +judgments. + +119:165 Gweat peace have they which wove thy waw: and nyothing shaww +offend them. + +119:166 WOWD, I have hoped (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sawvation, and donye thy +commandments. + +119:167 My souw hath kept thy t-testimonyies; and I wove t-them +exceedingwy. + +119:168 I have kept thy pwecepts and thy t-testimonyies: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways +awe befowe thee. + +119:169 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw befowe thee, O-O WOWD: g-give m-me +undewstanding a-accowding to thy wowd. + +1-119:170 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication come befowe t-thee: d-dewivew m-me a-accowding to +thy wowd. + +119:171 My w-wips shaww uttew p-pwaise, when t-thou hast taught m-me thy +statutes. + +119:172 My tongue shaww speak of thy wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy c-commandments +awe ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +1-119:173 Wet thinye hand hewp m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have chosen thy pwecepts. + +119:174 I have wonged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sawvation, O-O WOWD; and thy (☆▽☆) w-waw is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +dewight. + +119:175 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw wive, and it shaww pwaise thee; and wet thy +judgments hewp me. + +119:176 I have gonye ( ~*-*)~ a-astway w-wike a wost sheep; seek thy sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +(^-^*)/ d-do nyot fowget thy commandments. + + + +120:1 In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-distwess I cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and he heawd me. + +120:2 D-Dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, O-O WOWD, fwom wying wips, and fwom a deceitfuw +tongue. + +120:3 What shaww be given u-unto thee? ow what shaww be donye u-unto thee, +t-thou f-fawse tongue? + +1-120:4 Shawp awwows of t-the mighty, with coaws of junyipew. + +120:5 Woe is me, that I sojouwn in Mesech, that I dweww in t-the tents +of Kedaw! + +1-120:6 My souw hath wong d-dwewt with him that hateth p-peace. + +120:7 I am (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace: but when I speak, they awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw. + + + +121:1 I wiww wift up minye eyes u-unto t-the h-hiwws, fwom whence cometh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hewp. + +o(>< )o 1-121:2 My hewp cometh fwom t-the WOWD, which m-made heaven and eawth. + +1-121:3 He wiww nyot s-suffew thy foot to be moved: he that keepeth thee +wiww nyot swumbew. + +121:4 Behowd, he that keepeth Iswaew shaww nyeithew swumbew (=`ω´=) n-nyow sweep. + +121:5 The WOWD is thy k-keepew: t-the WOWD is thy shade upon thy wight +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +121:6 The sun shaww nyot smite thee by day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the moon by nyight. + +121:7 The WOWD shaww pwesewve thee fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw: he shaww pwesewve +thy souw. + +1-121:8 The WOWD shaww pwesewve thy g-going out and thy coming in fwom +this time fowth, and even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + + + +122:1 I w-was gwad when they said u-unto me, Wet us go into t-the house of +t-the WOWD. + +122:2 O-Ouw feet shaww stand within thy gates, O-O Jewusawem. + +122:3 Jewusawem is buiwded as a city that is c-compact togethew: + +122:4 Whithew t-the twibes go up, t-the twibes of t-the WOWD, u-unto t-the +t-testimony of I-Iswaew, to g-give thanks u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + +122:5 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe s-set t-thwonyes of j-judgment, t-the t-thwonyes of t-the house +of David. + +122:6 Pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peace of Jewusawem: they shaww p-pwospew that wove +thee. + +122:7 Peace be within thy (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and p-pwospewity within thy pawaces. + +122:8 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and companyions' sakes, I wiww nyow say, Peace be +within thee. + +122:9 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the house of t-the WOWD ouw God I wiww seek thy good. + + + +123:1 Unto thee wift I up minye eyes, O-O t-thou that dwewwest in t-the +(´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +(・_・ヾ 1-123:2 Behowd, as t-the eyes of (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wook u-unto t-the hand of theiw +mastews, and as t-the eyes of a maiden u-unto t-the hand of hew mistwess; so +ouw eyes wait upon t-the WOWD ouw G-God, untiw that he have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon us. + +123:3 H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon u-us, O-O WOWD, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe +e-exceedingwy fiwwed with contempt. + +123:4 O-Ouw souw is e-exceedingwy fiwwed with t-the (＃`Д´) s-scownying of those that +awe a-at ease, and with t-the contempt of t-the pwoud. + + + +1-124:1 If it h-had nyot b-been t-the WOWD who w-was on ouw side, nyow may Iswaew +say; + +124:2 If it h-had nyot b-been t-the WOWD who w-was on ouw side, when men w-wose +up against us: + +124:3 T-Then they h-had swawwowed us up quick, when theiw wwath w-was +kindwed against us: + +1-124:4 T-Then t-the watews h-had o-ovewwhewmed u-us, t-the stweam h-had gonye o-ovew ouw +souw: + +124:5 T-Then t-the pwoud watews h-had gonye o-ovew ouw souw. + +124:6 Bwessed be t-the WOWD, who hath nyot given us as a pwey to theiw +teeth. + +( =ω=)..nyaa *moans* 1-124:7 O-Ouw souw is escaped as a biwd out of t-the snyawe of t-the f-fowwews: +t-the snyawe is bwoken, and we awe escaped. + +124:8 O-Ouw hewp is in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, who m-made heaven and eawth. + + + +125:1 They that t-twust in t-the WOWD shaww be as mount Zion, which c-cannyot +be w-wemoved, but abideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +125:2 As t-the mountains awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about J-Jewusawem, so t-the WOWD is (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about his peopwe fwom hencefowth even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +125:3 Fow t-the wod of t-the wicked shaww nyot w-west upon t-the wot of t-the +w-wighteous; west t-the wighteous put fowth theiw h-hands u-unto inyiquity. + +125:4 Do g-good, O-O WOWD, u-unto those that be g-good, and to t-them that awe +upwight in theiw heawts. + +125:5 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow such as tuwn aside u-unto theiw cwooked ways, t-the WOWD +shaww wead t-them fowth with t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity: but peace shaww be +upon Iswaew. + + + +126:1 When t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again t-the captivity of Zion, we wewe w-wike +t-them that dweam. + +126:2 T-Then w-was ouw mouth fiwwed with waughtew, and ouw tongue with +singing: t-then said they among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, The WOWD hath donye gweat +things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +126:3 The WOWD hath donye gweat things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us; wheweof we awe g-gwad. + +126:4 T-Tuwn again ouw c-captivity, O-O WOWD, as t-the stweams in t-the south. + +126:5 They that sow in teaws shaww w-weap in j-joy. + +1-126:6 He that goeth fowth and weepeth, beawing (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious seed, shaww +doubtwess come again with wejoicing, bwinging his sheaves with h-him. + + + +127:1 Except t-the WOWD buiwd t-the h-house, they wabouw in vain that buiwd +i-it: except t-the WOWD keep t-the city, t-the watchman waketh but in vain. + +127:2 I-It is vain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to (☆ω☆) w-wise up e-eawwy, to sit up wate, to e-eat t-the +bwead of sowwows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so he giveth his bewoved sweep. + +127:3 Wo, chiwdwen awe an hewitage of t-the WOWD: and t-the fwuit of t-the +womb is his wewawd. + +127:4 As awwows awe in t-the hand of a mighty man; so awe chiwdwen of +t-the youth. + +127:5 Happy is t-the man that hath his ^w^ q-quivew f-fuww of (=`ω´=) t-them: they shaww +nyot be a-ashamed, but they shaww speak with t-the enyemies in t-the gate. + + + +128:1 Bwessed is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that feaweth t-the WOWD; that w-wawketh in his +w-ways. + +128:2 Fow t-thou shawt e-eat t-the wabouw of thinye hands: happy shawt t-thou +be, and it shaww be w-weww with thee. + +128:3 Thy wife shaww be as a f-fwuitfuw vinye by t-the s-sides of thinye +house: thy chiwdwen w-wike owive p-pwants (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thy tabwe. + +1-128:4 Behowd, that thus shaww t-the man be bwessed that feaweth t-the +WOWD. + +1-128:5 The WOWD shaww bwess thee out of Z-Zion: and t-thou shawt s-see t-the +g-good of Jewusawem (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of thy wife. + +128:6 Yea, t-thou shawt s-see thy c-chiwdwen's c-chiwdwen, and peace upon +Iswaew. + + + +129:1 Many a time have they affwicted m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth, may Iswaew nyow +say: + +129:2 Many a time have they affwicted m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they have +nyot p-pwevaiwed against me. + +129:3 The pwowews pwowed upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my back: they m-made wong theiw fuwwows. + +1-129:4 The WOWD is w-wighteous: he hath cut asundew t-the c-cowds of t-the +wicked. + +129:5 Wet t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be confounded and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back that hate Z-Zion. + +129:6 Wet t-them be as t-the gwass upon t-the h-housetops, which witheweth +afowe it g-gwoweth up: + +1-129:7 Whewewith t-the mowew fiwweth nyot his hand; (=`ω´=) n-nyow he that bindeth +sheaves his bosom. + +129:8 N-Nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do they which go by say, The bwessing of t-the WOWD be +upon you: we bwess you in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + + + +130:1 Out of t-the depths have I cwied u-unto thee, O-O WOWD. + +130:2 W-Wowd, h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice: wet thinye eaws be a-attentive to t-the voice of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwications. + +^-^ *moans* 1-130:3 If thou, WOWD, shouwdest mawk inyiquities, O-O W-Wowd, who shaww +stand? + +(✧∀✧)/ 1-130:4 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is fowgivenyess with thee, that t-thou mayest be feawed. + +~(>_<~) *hugs tightly* 1-130:5 I wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw doth wait, and in his wowd (^-^*)/ d-do I +hope. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ 1-130:6 My souw waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd mowe than they that watch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +mownying: I say, mowe than they that watch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mownying. + +130:7 Wet Iswaew hope in t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with t-the WOWD (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is m-mewcy, +and with him is p-pwenteous w-wedemption. + +130:8 And he shaww wedeem Iswaew fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his inyiquities. + + + +131:1 W-Wowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is nyot haughty, (=`ω´=) n-nyow minye eyes wofty: nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do I +exewcise mysewf in gweat mattews, ow in things too high (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +131:2 S-Suwewy I have behaved and quieted mysewf, as a c-chiwd that is +weanyed of his mothew: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is even as a weanyed chiwd. + +131:3 Wet Iswaew hope in t-the WOWD fwom hencefowth and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + + + +132:1 W-Wowd, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew D-David, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his a-affwictions: + +132:2 How he swawe u-unto t-the WOWD, and vowed u-unto t-the mighty God of +Jacob; + +132:3 S-Suwewy I wiww nyot come into t-the tabewnyacwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, (=`ω´=) n-nyow go +up into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bed; + +132:4 I wiww nyot g-give (o´∀`o) s-sweep to minye eyes, ow swumbew to minye e-eyewids, + +132:5 Untiw I f-find out a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, an h-habitation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +mighty God of Jacob. + +132:6 Wo, we heawd of it a-at Ephwatah: we f-found it in t-the fiewds of t-the +wood. + +132:7 We wiww go into his t-tabewnyacwes: we wiww w-wowship a-at his +footstoow. + +132:8 Awise, O-O WOWD, into thy west; thou, and t-the awk of thy s-stwength. + +(☆ω☆) 1-132:9 Wet thy pwiests be cwothed with wighteousnyess; and wet thy +saints shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-joy. + +132:10 Fow thy sewvant David's sake tuwn nyot away t-the f-face of thinye +anyointed. + +132:11 The WOWD hath swown in twuth u-unto (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; he wiww nyot tuwn fwom +it; O-Of t-the fwuit of thy body wiww I s-set upon thy thwonye. + +132:12 If thy chiwdwen wiww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-testimony that I +shaww t-teach t-them, theiw chiwdwen shaww awso sit upon thy t-thwonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evewmowe. + +132:13 Fow t-the WOWD hath chosen Zion; he hath desiwed it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +h-habitation. + +132:14 This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-west (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: hewe wiww I dweww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have desiwed +it. + +132:15 I wiww abundantwy bwess hew pwovision: I wiww s-satisfy hew poow +with bwead. + +132:16 I wiww awso cwothe hew pwiests with sawvation: and hew saints +shaww shout awoud (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-joy. + +132:17 Thewe wiww I make t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of David to b-bud: I have o-owdainyed a +wamp (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye anyointed. + +132:18 His enyemies wiww I cwothe with shame: but upon himsewf shaww +his cwown fwouwish. + + + +133:1 Behowd, how g-good and how pweasant it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen to dweww +togethew in u-unyity! + +133:2 I-It is w-wike t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ointment upon t-the head, that wan down +upon t-the beawd, even Aawon's beawd: that went down to t-the (=^‥^=) s-skiwts of +his (* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; + +133:3 As t-the dew of Hewmon, and as t-the dew that descended upon t-the +mountains of Z-Zion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the WOWD commanded t-the b-bwessing, even +wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + + + +134:1 Behowd, bwess ye t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD, which by +nyight stand in t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +134:2 W-Wift up youw h-hands in t-the s-sanctuawy, and bwess t-the WOWD. + +134:3 The WOWD that m-made heaven and eawth bwess thee out of Z-Zion. + + + +1-135:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Pwaise ye t-the nyame of t-the WOWD; pwaise him, +O-O ye (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD. + +1-135:2 Ye that stand in t-the house of t-the WOWD, in t-the couwts of t-the +house of ouw God. + +135:3 Pwaise t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is good: sing p-pwaises u-unto his +nyame; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is pweasant. + +135:4 Fow t-the WOWD hath chosen J-Jacob u-unto himsewf, and Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +pecuwiaw tweasuwe. + +135:5 Fow I knyow that t-the WOWD is g-gweat, and that ouw Wowd is a-above +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. + +135:6 W-Whatsoevew t-the WOWD pweased, that did he in heaven, and in +eawth, in t-the seas, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (☆▽☆) d-deep pwaces. + +135:7 He causeth t-the vapouws to ascend fwom t-the ends of t-the eawth; he +m-maketh wightnyings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wain; he bwingeth t-the wind out of his +tweasuwies. + +135:8 Who smote t-the fiwstbown of Egypt, both of man and beast. + +135:9 Who sent tokens and w-wondews into t-the m-midst of thee, O-O Egypt, +upon Phawaoh, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants. + +135:10 Who smote gweat n-nyations, and swew mighty kings; + +135:11 (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, and Og king of B-Bashan, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +(´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of C-Canyaan: + +135:12 And gave theiw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-hewitage, an hewitage u-unto Iswaew +his peopwe. + +135:13 Thy nyame, O-O WOWD, enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; and thy m-memowiaw, O-O WOWD, +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + +1-135:14 Fow t-the WOWD wiww j-judge his p-peopwe, and he wiww w-wepent himsewf +c-concewnying his sewvants. + +135:15 The idows of t-the heathen awe s-siwvew and gowd, t-the wowk of men's +hands. + +135:16 They have m-mouths, but they speak n-nyot; eyes have they, but they +s-see n-nyot; + +135:17 They have eaws, but they h-heaw n-nyot; nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any bweath +in theiw mouths. + +135:18 They that make t-them awe w-wike u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: so is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that +t-twusteth in them. + +135:19 Bwess t-the WOWD, O-O house of Iswaew: bwess t-the WOWD, O-O house of +Aawon: + +1-135:20 Bwess t-the WOWD, O-O house of (o^ ^o) W-Wevi: ye that f-feaw t-the WOWD, bwess +t-the WOWD. + +1-135:21 Bwessed be t-the WOWD out of Zion, which d-dwewweth a-at Jewusawem. + +Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. + + + +136:1 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +136:2 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the God of gods: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +136:3 O-O g-give thanks to t-the Wowd of wowds: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +136:4 To him who awonye doeth gweat wondews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +136:5 To him that by wisdom m-made t-the h-heavens: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1-136:6 To him that stwetched out t-the eawth a-above t-the watews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +136:7 To him that m-made gweat wights: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +136:8 The sun to w-wuwe by day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +136:9 The moon and staws to w-wuwe by nyight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +1-136:10 To him that smote Egypt in theiw fiwstbown: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +136:11 And b-bwought out Iswaew fwom among (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +136:12 With a stwong hand, and with a stwetched out a-awm: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +136:13 To him which d-divided t-the Wed sea into pawts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +136:14 And m-made Iswaew to pass thwough t-the m-midst of i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +136:15 But ovewthwew Phawaoh and his \(★ω★)/ h-host in t-the Wed sea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +136:16 To him which w-wed his peopwe thwough t-the wiwdewnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +136:17 To him which smote gweat kings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew: + +136:18 And swew famous kings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +136:19 (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the Amowites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +136:20 And Og t-the king of Bashan: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +136:21 And gave theiw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-hewitage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew: + +1-136:22 Even an hewitage u-unto Iswaew his sewvant: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1-136:23 Who wemembewed us in ouw (T_T) *cries* w-wow e-estate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew: + +136:24 And hath wedeemed us fwom ouw e-enyemies: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +136:25 Who giveth food to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +136:26 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the God of heaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + + + +137:1 By t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of Babywon, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe we sat down, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, we w-wept, when +we wemembewed Z-Zion. + +137:2 We hanged ouw hawps upon t-the wiwwows in t-the m-midst t-theweof. + +137:3 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they that cawwied us away captive wequiwed of us a +s-song; and they that w-wasted us wequiwed of us miwth, s-saying, Sing us +onye of t-the s-songs of Z-Zion. + +137:4 How shaww we sing t-the WOWD's song in a s-stwange w-wand? + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) 1-137:5 If I fowget thee, O-O J-Jewusawem, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand fowget hew +cunnying. + +137:6 If I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thee, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue cweave to t-the woof of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; if I pwefew nyot Jewusawem a-above o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chief j-joy. + +137:7 Wemembew, O-O WOWD, t-the chiwdwen of Edom in t-the day of Jewusawem; +who said, W-Wase it, wase it, even to t-the f-foundation t-theweof. + +137:8 O-O daughtew of Babywon, who awt to be destwoyed; happy shaww he +be, that wewawdeth thee as t-thou hast sewved us. + +137:9 Happy shaww he be, that taketh and dasheth thy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes +against t-the stonyes. + + + +138:1 I wiww pwaise thee with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe (*°▽°*) h-heawt: befowe t-the gods wiww I +sing pwaise u-unto thee. + +1-138:2 I wiww w-wowship towawd thy h-howy t-tempwe, and pwaise thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thy wovingkindnyess and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy twuth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast m-magnyified thy wowd +a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy nyame. + +1-138:3 In t-the day when I cwied t-thou answewedst me, and stwengthenyedst +m-me with stwength in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +138:4 Aww t-the kings of t-the eawth shaww pwaise thee, O-O WOWD, when they +h-heaw t-the w-wowds of thy mouth. + +138:5 Yea, they shaww sing in t-the ways of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is t-the +gwowy of t-the WOWD. + +138:6 Though t-the WOWD be high, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hath he wespect u-unto t-the wowwy: but +t-the pwoud he k-knyoweth afaw off. + +138:7 Though I wawk in t-the m-midst of twoubwe, t-thou wiwt w-wevive me: t-thou +shawt s-stwetch fowth thinye hand against t-the wwath of minye >_> e-enyemies, and +thy wight hand shaww s-save me. + +138:8 The WOWD wiww pewfect that which concewnyeth me: thy m-mewcy, O-O +WOWD, enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: fowsake nyot t-the wowks of thinye own hands. + + + +139:1 O-O wowd, t-thou hast seawched me, and knyown me. + +1-139:2 T-Thou k-knyowest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my downsitting and minye upwising, t-thou +undewstandest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thought afaw off. + +139:3 T-Thou compassest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wying down, and awt acquainted +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-ways. + +139:4 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a wowd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue, but, wo, O-O WOWD, t-thou +k-knyowest it awtogethew. + +1-139:5 T-Thou hast b-beset m-me behind and b-befowe, and w-waid thinye hand upon +me. + +139:6 S-Such k-knyowwedge is too wondewfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; it is high, I c-cannyot +attain u-unto it. + +139:7 Whithew shaww I go fwom thy spiwit? ow whithew shaww I fwee fwom +thy pwesence? + +139:8 If I ascend up into heaven, t-thou awt thewe: if I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed in +heww, b-behowd, t-thou awt thewe. + +139:9 If I o(>ω<)o t-take t-the w-wings of t-the m-mownying, and dweww in t-the uttewmost +pawts of t-the sea; + +139:10 Even (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww thy hand wead me, and thy wight hand shaww +h-howd me. + +139:11 If I say, S-Suwewy t-the dawknyess shaww covew m-me; even t-the nyight +shaww be wight about me. + +139:12 Yea, t-the dawknyess h-hideth nyot fwom thee; but t-the nyight shinyeth +as t-the day: t-the dawknyess and t-the wight awe both a-awike to thee. + +139:13 Fow t-thou hast p-possessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins: t-thou hast covewed m-me in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb. + +139:14 I wiww pwaise thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am feawfuwwy and w-wondewfuwwy made: +mawvewwous awe thy wowks; and that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw k-knyoweth wight weww. + +139:15 My s-substance w-was nyot hid fwom thee, when I w-was m-made in secwet, +and cuwiouswy wwought in t-the w-wowest pawts of t-the eawth. + +139:16 T-Thinye eyes did s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my substance, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet being u-unpewfect; and in +thy book (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my membews wewe wwitten, which in c-continyuance wewe +f-fashionyed, when as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye of them. + +139:17 How (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious awso awe thy thoughts u-unto me, O-O G-God! how gweat is +t-the sum of t-them! + +139:18 If I shouwd count t-them, they awe mowe in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew than t-the sand: +when I awake, I am stiww with thee. + +139:19 S-Suwewy t-thou wiwt (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the w-wicked, O-O G-God: depawt fwom m-me +thewefowe, ye bwoody m-men. + +1-139:20 Fow they speak against thee wickedwy, and thinye enyemies o(>ω<)o t-take +thy nyame in vain. + +139:21 Do nyot I hate t-them, O-O WOWD, that hate thee? and am nyot I +g-gwieved with those that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against thee? + +139:22 I hate t-them with pewfect h-hatwed: I count t-them minye enyemies. + +139:23 Seawch me, O-O G-God, and knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*°▽°*) h-heawt: twy me, and knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +thoughts: + +139:24 And s-see if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any wicked w-way in me, and wead m-me in t-the +w-way evewwasting. + + + +140:1 D-Dewivew me, O-O WOWD, fwom t-the eviw man: pwesewve m-me fwom t-the +viowent man; + +140:2 W-Which imaginye mischiefs in theiw heawt; continyuawwy awe they +gathewed togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw. + +140:3 They have shawpenyed theiw t-tongues w-wike a s-sewpent; addews' poison +is undew theiw w-wips. Sewah. + +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ 1-140:4 Keep me, O-O WOWD, fwom t-the h-hands of t-the wicked; pwesewve m-me fwom +t-the viowent man; who have p-puwposed to ovewthwow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goings. + +1-140:5 The pwoud have hid a snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and cowds; they have spwead a +nyet by t-the w-wayside; they have s-set gins (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. Sewah. + +140:6 I said u-unto t-the WOWD, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: h-heaw t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +suppwications, O-O WOWD. + +140:7 O-O GOD t-the W-Wowd, t-the stwength of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation, t-thou hast covewed +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in t-the day of battwe. + +140:8 G-Gwant nyot, O-O WOWD, t-the desiwes of t-the wicked: f-fuwthew nyot his +wicked device; west they e-exawt themsewves. Sewah. + +140:9 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of those that compass m-me a-about, wet t-the mischief +of theiw own w-wips covew them. + +(☆ω☆) *sweats* 1-140:10 Wet b-buwnying coaws faww upon (=`ω´=) t-them: wet t-them be cast into t-the +fiwe; into (☆▽☆) d-deep pits, that they (☆ω☆) w-wise nyot up again. + +140:11 Wet nyot an eviw speakew be estabwished in t-the eawth: eviw shaww +hunt t-the viowent man to ovewthwow h-him. + +140:12 I knyow that t-the WOWD wiww maintain t-the c-cause of t-the a-affwicted, +and t-the wight of t-the poow. + +1-140:13 S-Suwewy t-the wighteous shaww g-give thanks u-unto thy nyame: t-the +upwight shaww dweww in thy pwesence. + + + +141:1 W-Wowd, I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-thee: make haste u-unto m-me; g-give eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +voice, when I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee. + +141:2 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew be s-set fowth befowe thee as incense; and t-the +wifting up of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands as t-the evenying sacwifice. + +141:3 Set a watch, O-O WOWD, befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; keep t-the doow of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips. + +{{ (>_<) }} *leans over* 1-141:4 Incwinye nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt to any eviw thing, to pwactise wicked wowks +with men that wowk i-inyiquity: and wet m-me nyot e-eat of theiw dainties. + +1-141:5 Wet t-the wighteous smite m-me; it shaww be a kindnyess: and wet him +wepwove m-me; it shaww be an excewwent oiw, which shaww nyot bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +head: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew awso shaww be in theiw cawamities. + +141:6 When theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges awe ovewthwown in stony pwaces, they shaww +h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe sweet. + +(O_O;) *teleports behind you* 1-141:7 O-Ouw bonyes awe scattewed a-at t-the gwave's mouth, as when onye +cutteth and cweaveth w-wood upon t-the eawth. + +141:8 But minye eyes awe u-unto thee, O-O GOD t-the Wowd: in thee is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +twust; weave nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw destitute. + +141:9 Keep m-me fwom t-the snyawes which they have w-waid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and t-the +gins of t-the wowkews of inyiquity. + +141:10 Wet t-the wicked faww into theiw own nyets, whiwst that I withaw +escape. + + + +142:1 I cwied u-unto t-the WOWD with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice u-unto t-the WOWD +did I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication. + +\(★ω★)/ 1-142:2 I pouwed out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint befowe h-him; I shewed befowe him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +twoubwe. + +142:3 When o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit w-was o-ovewwhewmed within me, t-then t-thou knyewest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +p-path. + +In t-the w-way whewein I wawked have they pwiviwy w-waid a snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +142:4 I wooked on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, and behewd, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo man that +w-wouwd knyow me: wefuge faiwed m-me; nyo man cawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +142:5 I cwied u-unto thee, O-O WOWD: I said, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +powtion in t-the wand of t-the wiving. + +142:6 Attend u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am b-bwought vewy wow: d-dewivew m-me fwom +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pewsecutows; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe stwongew than I. + +1-142:7 Bwing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw out of pwison, that I may pwaise thy nyame: t-the +wighteous shaww compass m-me a-about; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt d-deaw bountifuwwy with +me. + + + +143:1 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, O-O WOWD, g-give eaw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwications: in thy +faithfuwnyess answew me, and in thy ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +143:2 And entew nyot into j-judgment with thy sewvant: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in thy sight +shaww nyo man wiving be justified. + +143:3 Fow t-the enyemy hath pewsecuted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; he hath smitten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife +down to t-the g-gwound; he hath m-made m-me to dweww in dawknyess, as those +that have b-been wong dead. + +143:4 Thewefowe is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit o-ovewwhewmed within m-me; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt within m-me +is >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +143:5 I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the days of o-owd; I meditate on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowks; I muse +on t-the wowk of thy hands. + +1-143:6 I s-stwetch fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands u-unto t-thee: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw t-thiwsteth aftew +thee, as a thiwsty wand. Sewah. + +143:7 Heaw m-me s-speediwy, O-O WOWD: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit faiweth: hide nyot thy f-face +fwom me, west I be w-wike u-unto t-them that go down into t-the pit. + +143:8 Cause m-me to h-heaw thy wovingkindnyess in t-the m-mownying; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in thee +(^-^*)/ d-do I twust: c-cause m-me to knyow t-the w-way whewein I shouwd wawk; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wift +up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw u-unto thee. + +143:9 D-Dewivew me, O-O WOWD, fwom minye e-enyemies: I fwee u-unto thee to hide +me. + +143:10 Teach m-me to (^-^*)/ d-do thy w-wiww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: thy spiwit is +good; wead m-me into t-the wand of upwightnyess. + +143:11 Quicken me, O-O WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's sake: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wighteousnyess' +sake bwing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw out of twoubwe. + +143:12 And of thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy cut off minye >_> e-enyemies, and d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them +that affwict o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am thy sewvant. + + + +1-144:1 Bwessed be t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength which t-teacheth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands to waw, +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fingews to fight: + +1-144:2 My goodnyess, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my high towew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewivewew; +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shiewd, and he in whom I twust; who subdueth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe undew me. + +144:3 WOWD, what is ^.^ m-man, that t-thou takest k-knyowwedge of him! ow t-the son +of ^.^ m-man, that t-thou makest ( ~*-*)~ a-account of him! + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ 1-144:4 Man is w-wike to vanyity: his days awe as a shadow that passeth +away. + +144:5 Bow thy (^ω~) h-heavens, O-O WOWD, and come down: touch t-the mountains, and +they shaww smoke. + +144:6 Cast fowth w-wightnying, and scattew (=`ω´=) t-them: shoot out thinye a-awwows, +and d-destwoy them. + +144:7 Send thinye hand fwom ＼(≧▽≦)／ *teleports behind you* a-above; wid me, and d-dewivew m-me out of gweat +w-watews, fwom t-the hand of s-stwange chiwdwen; + +144:8 Whose mouth s-speaketh v-vanyity, and theiw wight hand is a wight +hand of f-fawsehood. + +144:9 I wiww sing a nyew song u-unto thee, O-O G-God: upon a psawtewy and an +instwument of t-ten stwings wiww I sing p-pwaises u-unto thee. + +144:10 I-It is he that giveth sawvation u-unto kings: who dewiveweth David +his sewvant fwom t-the huwtfuw swowd. + +144:11 Wid me, and d-dewivew m-me fwom t-the hand of s-stwange c-chiwdwen, whose +mouth s-speaketh v-vanyity, and theiw wight hand is a wight hand of +fawsehood: + +144:12 That ouw sons may be as p-pwants g-gwown up in theiw youth; that +ouw daughtews may be as cownyew stonyes, powished aftew t-the simiwitude +of a pawace: + +144:13 That ouw gawnyews may be fuww, affowding (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of stowe: +that ouw sheep may bwing fowth thousands and t-ten thousands in ouw +stweets: + +144:14 That ouw oxen may be stwong to wabouw; that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo +bweaking in, (=`ω´=) n-nyow g-going out; that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo compwainying in ouw +stweets. + +144:15 Happy is that p-peopwe, that is in such a case: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, happy is +that p-peopwe, whose God is t-the WOWD. + + + +145:1 I wiww extow thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, O-O king; and I wiww bwess thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +e-evew and evew. + +1-145:2 Evewy day wiww I bwess thee; and I wiww pwaise thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew +and evew. + +145:3 Gweat is t-the WOWD, and gweatwy to be pwaised; and his gweatnyess +is unseawchabwe. + +145:4 Onye genyewation shaww pwaise thy wowks to anyothew, and shaww +decwawe thy mighty acts. + +1-145:5 I wiww speak of t-the gwowious honyouw of thy majesty, and of thy +wondwous wowks. + +145:6 And men shaww speak of t-the m-might of thy t-tewwibwe acts: and I +wiww decwawe thy gweatnyess. + +145:7 They shaww abundantwy uttew t-the memowy of thy gweat goodnyess, +and shaww sing of thy ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +145:8 The WOWD is g-gwacious, and f-fuww of compassion; swow to angew, and +of gweat mewcy. + +145:9 The WOWD is g-good to aww: and his tendew mewcies awe o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +wowks. + +145:10 Aww thy wowks shaww pwaise thee, O-O WOWD; and thy saints shaww +bwess thee. + +145:11 They shaww speak of t-the gwowy of thy k-kingdom, and tawk of thy +powew; + +145:12 To make knyown to t-the sons of men his mighty acts, and t-the +gwowious m-majesty of his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +145:13 Thy kingdom is an evewwasting k-kingdom, and thy dominyion +enduweth (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. + +145:14 The WOWD uphowdeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that faww, and waiseth up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that +be b-bowed down. + +145:15 The eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wait upon thee; and t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest t-them theiw meat +in d-due s-season. + +145:16 T-Thou o-openyest thinye hand, and satisfiest t-the d-desiwe of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +wiving thing. + +145:17 The WOWD is wighteous in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, and h-howy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +wowks. + +145:18 The WOWD is nyigh u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that caww upon him, to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +caww upon him in twuth. + +145:19 He wiww fuwfiw t-the d-desiwe of t-them that f-feaw him: he awso wiww +h-heaw theiw cwy, and wiww s-save them. + +1-145:20 The WOWD pwesewveth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that wove him: but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wicked +wiww he d-destwoy. + +145:21 My mouth shaww speak t-the pwaise of t-the WOWD: and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh +bwess his h-howy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + + + +146:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Pwaise t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +146:2 Whiwe I wive wiww I pwaise t-the WOWD: I wiww sing p-pwaises u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +God whiwe I have any being. + +146:3 Put nyot youw t-twust in pwinces, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in t-the son of ^.^ m-man, in whom +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo hewp. + +146:4 His bweath goeth fowth, he wetuwnyeth to his eawth; in that vewy +day his thoughts pewish. + +146:5 Happy is he that hath t-the God of J-Jacob (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his hewp, whose hope +is in t-the WOWD his G-God: + +146:6 W-Which m-made heaven, and eawth, t-the sea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein i-is: +which keepeth twuth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: + +146:7 W-Which executeth j-judgment (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the oppwessed: which giveth food to +t-the hungwy. The WOWD wooseth t-the pwisonyews: + +146:8 The WOWD openyeth t-the eyes of t-the bwind: t-the WOWD waiseth t-them +that awe b-bowed down: t-the WOWD woveth t-the w-wighteous: + +146:9 The WOWD pwesewveth t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) *giggles shyly* s-stwangews; he wewieveth t-the fathewwess +and widow: but t-the w-way of t-the wicked he tuwnyeth upside down. + +146:10 The WOWD shaww weign (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, even thy G-God, O-O Zion, u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +genyewations. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. + + + +147:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is g-good to sing p-pwaises u-unto ouw God; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is p-pweasant; and pwaise is comewy. + +147:2 The WOWD doth buiwd up Jewusawem: he gatheweth togethew t-the +outcasts of Iswaew. + +1-147:3 He heaweth t-the bwoken in heawt, and bindeth up theiw wounds. + +147:4 He tewweth t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the ~(>_<~) *sweats* s-staws; he cawweth t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by theiw +n-nyames. + +147:5 Gweat is ouw W-Wowd, and of gweat powew: his undewstanding is +i-infinyite. + +147:6 The WOWD wifteth up t-the meek: he casteth t-the wicked down to t-the +gwound. + +147:7 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD with t-thanksgiving; sing pwaise upon t-the hawp +u-unto ouw G-God: + +1-147:8 Who coveweth t-the heaven with c-cwouds, who pwepaweth wain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +eawth, who m-maketh gwass to gwow upon t-the mountains. + +147:9 He giveth to t-the beast his food, and to t-the young wavens which +cwy. + +1-147:10 He (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth nyot in t-the stwength of t-the h-howse: he taketh nyot +pweasuwe in t-the wegs of a m-man. + +147:11 The WOWD taketh pweasuwe in t-them that f-feaw him, in those that +hope in his mewcy. + +147:12 Pwaise t-the WOWD, O-O Jewusawem; pwaise thy G-God, O-O Z-Zion. + +147:13 Fow he hath stwengthenyed t-the baws of thy gates; he hath bwessed +thy chiwdwen within thee. + +147:14 He m-maketh peace in thy bowdews, and fiwweth thee with t-the +finyest of t-the wheat. + +147:15 He (-_-) s-sendeth fowth his commandment upon eawth: his wowd w-wunnyeth +vewy swiftwy. + +147:16 He giveth s-snyow w-wike woow: he s-scatteweth t-the hoawfwost w-wike +ashes. + +147:17 He casteth fowth his ice w-wike mowsews: who c-can stand befowe his +cowd? + +147:18 He (-_-) s-sendeth out his wowd, and mewteth (=`ω´=) t-them: he causeth his wind +to bwow, and t-the watews (=^ ◡ ^=) *looks at you* f-fwow. + +147:19 He sheweth his wowd u-unto Jacob, his s-statutes and his judgments +u-unto Iswaew. + +147:20 He hath nyot d-deawt so with any (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his judgments, +they have nyot knyown them. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. + + + +1-148:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD fwom t-the h-heavens: pwaise +him in t-the heights. + +148:2 Pwaise ye him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his a-angews: pwaise ye him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his hosts. + +148:3 Pwaise ye him, sun and m-moon: pwaise him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye staws of wight. + +148:4 Pwaise him, ye h-heavens of (^ω~) h-heavens, and ye watews that be a-above +t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +( ╥ω╥ ) 1-148:5 Wet t-them pwaise t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he commanded, and they +wewe cweated. + +148:6 He hath awso s-stabwished t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: he hath m-made a +decwee which shaww nyot pass. + +148:7 Pwaise t-the WOWD fwom t-the eawth, ye dwagons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww d-deeps: + +148:8 Fiwe, and haiw; snyow, and vapouws; stowmy wind fuwfiwwing his +wowd: + +148:9 Mountains, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hiwws; f-fwuitfuw twees, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cedaws: + +148:10 Beasts, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-cattwe; c-cweeping things, and fwying foww: + +148:11 Kings of t-the eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe; pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of +t-the eawth: + +148:12 Both young men, and maidens; o-owd men, and chiwdwen: + +1-148:13 Wet t-them pwaise t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame awonye is +excewwent; his gwowy is a-above t-the eawth and heaven. + +148:14 He awso (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of his p-peopwe, t-the pwaise of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +s-saints; even of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, a peopwe (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto h-him. Pwaise +ye t-the WOWD. + + + +149:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Sing u-unto t-the WOWD a nyew song, and his +pwaise in t-the c-congwegation of saints. + +1-149:2 Wet Iswaew wejoice in him that m-made him: wet t-the chiwdwen of +Zion be joyfuw in theiw King. + +149:3 Wet t-them pwaise his nyame in t-the dance: wet t-them sing p-pwaises +u-unto him with t-the timbwew and hawp. + +149:4 Fow t-the WOWD taketh pweasuwe in his peopwe: he wiww beautify t-the +meek with s-sawvation. + +149:5 Wet t-the saints be joyfuw in gwowy: wet t-them sing awoud upon +theiw beds. + +149:6 Wet t-the high p-pwaises of God be in theiw mouth, and a t-two-edged +s-swowd in theiw hand; + +149:7 To execute vengeance upon t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and punyishments upon t-the +peopwe; + +149:8 To bind theiw kings with chains, and theiw nyobwes with fettews +of iwon; + +149:9 To execute upon t-them t-the j-judgment wwitten: this honyouw have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his saints. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. + + + +150:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Pwaise God in his s-sanctuawy: pwaise him in +t-the fiwmament of his powew. + +1-150:2 Pwaise him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mighty acts: pwaise him a-accowding to his +excewwent gweatnyess. + +150:3 Pwaise him with t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet: pwaise him with t-the +psawtewy and hawp. + +150:4 Pwaise him with t-the timbwew and dance: pwaise him with s-stwinged +instwuments and owgans. + +1-150:5 Pwaise him upon t-the w-woud cymbaws: pwaise him upon t-the high +sounding cymbaws. + +150:6 Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that hath bweath pwaise t-the WOWD. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. + + + + +The Pwovewbs + + +1:1 The p-pwovewbs of S-Sowomon t-the son of D-David, king of I-Iswaew; 1:2 To +knyow wisdom and instwuction; to pewceive t-the w-wowds of undewstanding; +1:3 To weceive t-the instwuction of wisdom, justice, and j-judgment, and +equity; 1:4 To g-give subtiwty to t-the s-simpwe, to t-the young man k-knyowwedge +and discwetion. + +1:5 A-A wise man wiww h-heaw, and wiww incwease weawnying; and a man of +undewstanding shaww attain u-unto wise counsews: 1-1:6 To undewstand a +pwovewb, and t-the i-intewpwetation; t-the w-wowds of t-the w-wise, and theiw dawk +sayings. + +1:7 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is t-the beginnying of knyowwedge: but foows +despise wisdom and (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* i-instwuction. + +1:8 My son, h-heaw t-the instwuction of thy fathew, and fowsake nyot t-the +(☆▽☆) w-waw of thy mothew: 1-1:9 Fow they shaww be an ownyament of gwace u-unto thy +head, and c-chains about thy nyeck. + +1:10 My son, if sinnyews entice thee, consent t-thou n-nyot. + +1:11 If they say, Come with u-us, wet us way wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwood, wet us wuwk +pwiviwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the innyocent without (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: 1:12 Wet us swawwow t-them up +a-awive as t-the gwave; and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, as those that go down into t-the pit: +1:13 We shaww f-find (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious substance, we shaww fiww ouw houses +with spoiw: 1:14 Cast in thy wot among us; wet us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww have onye puwse: +1:15 My son, wawk nyot t-thou in t-the w-way with t-them; wefwain thy foot fwom +theiw path: 1:16 Fow theiw feet w-wun to eviw, and make haste to shed +bwood. + +1:17 S-Suwewy in vain t-the nyet is spwead in t-the sight of any biwd. + +1:18 And they way wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw own bwood; they wuwk pwiviwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw own wives. + +1:19 S-So awe t-the ways of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is gweedy of gain; which taketh +away t-the wife of t-the ownyews t-theweof. + +1:20 Wisdom cwieth without; she utteweth hew voice in t-the stweets: +1-1:21 She cwieth in t-the chief pwace of concouwse, in t-the openyings of +t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: in t-the city she utteweth hew wowds, s-saying, 1:22 How w-wong, +ye simpwe onyes, wiww ye wove s-simpwicity? and t-the s-scownyews dewight in +theiw scownying, and foows hate k-knyowwedge? 1:23 T-Tuwn you a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wepwoof: b-behowd, I wiww p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit u-unto y-you, I wiww make knyown +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds u-unto you. + +1-1:24 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I have cawwed, and ye wefused; I have stwetched out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hand, and nyo man wegawded; 1:25 But ye have s-set a-at nyought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +counsew, and w-wouwd nyonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoof: 1:26 I awso wiww waugh a-at youw +^w^ c-cawamity; I wiww mock when youw f-feaw (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; 1:27 When youw f-feaw +cometh as desowation, and youw destwuction cometh as a whiwwwind; when +d-distwess and a-anguish cometh upon you. + +1:28 T-Then shaww they caww upon me, but I wiww nyot answew; they shaww +seek m-me e-eawwy, but they shaww nyot f-find me: 1:29 Fow that they hated +knyowwedge, and did nyot choose t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD: 1:30 They w-wouwd +nyonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsew: they (>_<) d-despised (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoof. + +1:31 Thewefowe shaww they e-eat of t-the fwuit of theiw own way, and be +fiwwed with theiw own d-devices. + +1:32 Fow t-the tuwnying away of t-the simpwe shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them, and t-the +p-pwospewity of foows shaww d-destwoy them. + +1:33 But w-whoso heawkenyeth u-unto m-me shaww dweww safewy, and shaww be +quiet fwom f-feaw of \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +2:1 My son, if t-thou wiwt weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, and hide o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments +with thee; 2:2 S-So that t-thou i-incwinye thinye eaw u-unto wisdom, and appwy +thinye heawt to undewstanding; 2-2:3 Yea, if t-thou cwiest aftew knyowwedge, +and wiftest up thy voice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow undewstanding; 2:4 If t-thou seekest hew as +s-siwvew, and seawchest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hid (=^‥^=) t-tweasuwes; 2-2:5 T-Then shawt +t-thou undewstand t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD, and f-find t-the k-knyowwedge of God. + +2:6 Fow t-the WOWD giveth w-wisdom: out of his mouth cometh k-knyowwedge and +undewstanding. + +2-2:7 He wayeth up s-sound wisdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wighteous: he is a buckwew to +t-them that wawk upwightwy. + +2:8 He keepeth t-the paths of j-judgment, and pwesewveth t-the w-way of his +saints. + +2-2:9 T-Then shawt t-thou undewstand wighteousnyess, and j-judgment, and +equity; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good p-path. + +2:10 When wisdom enteweth into thinye heawt, and k-knyowwedge is pweasant +u-unto thy s-souw; 2-2:11 D-Discwetion shaww pwesewve thee, undewstanding +shaww keep t-thee: 2:12 To d-dewivew thee fwom t-the w-way of t-the eviw ^.^ m-man, +fwom t-the man that s-speaketh fwowawd things; (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Who weave t-the paths of +u-upwightnyess, to wawk in t-the ways of dawknyess; 2:14 Who wejoice to (^-^*)/ d-do +eviw, and dewight in t-the f-fwowawdnyess of t-the wicked; 2:15 Whose ways +awe cwooked, and they fwowawd in theiw paths: 2:16 To d-dewivew thee +fwom t-the s-stwange woman, even fwom t-the stwangew which f-fwatteweth with +hew (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; 2:17 W-Which fowsaketh t-the guide of hew youth, and f-fowgetteth +t-the c-covenyant of hew God. + +2:18 Fow hew house i-incwinyeth u-unto d-death, and hew paths u-unto t-the dead. + +2:19 N-Nyonye that go u-unto hew (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn again, nyeithew o(>ω<)o t-take they h-howd of t-the +paths of wife. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 That t-thou mayest wawk in t-the w-way of g-good men, and keep t-the paths +of t-the wighteous. + +2:21 Fow t-the upwight shaww dweww in t-the wand, and t-the pewfect shaww +wemain in it. + +2:22 But t-the wicked shaww be cut off fwom t-the eawth, and t-the +twansgwessows shaww be (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted out of it. + +3-3:1 My son, fowget nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw; but wet thinye heawt keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +commandments: 3:2 Fow wength of days, and wong w-wife, and p-peace, shaww +they a-add to thee. + +3-3:3 Wet nyot (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth fowsake t-thee: bind t-them about thy nyeck; +wwite t-them upon t-the tabwe of thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: 3:4 S-So shawt t-thou f-find +favouw and g-good undewstanding in t-the sight of God and m-man. + +3:5 Twust in t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye heawt; and wean nyot u-unto thinye +own undewstanding. + +3-3:6 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy ways acknyowwedge him, and he shaww (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect thy paths. + +3:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot wise in thinye own eyes: f-feaw t-the WOWD, and depawt fwom +\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +3:8 I-It shaww be heawth to thy nyavew, and m-mawwow to thy bonyes. + +3-3:9 Honyouw t-the WOWD with thy substance, and with t-the fiwstfwuits of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye incwease: 3:10 S-So shaww thy bawns be fiwwed with pwenty, and +thy pwesses shaww buwst out with nyew winye. + +3:11 My son, despise nyot t-the chastenying of t-the WOWD; nyeithew be weawy +of his c-cowwection: 3:12 Fow whom t-the WOWD woveth he cowwecteth; even +as a o(>ω<)o f-fathew t-the son in whom he dewighteth. + +3:13 Happy is t-the man that findeth wisdom, and t-the man that getteth +undewstanding. + +3:14 Fow t-the mewchandise of it is bettew than t-the mewchandise of +s-siwvew, and t-the gain theweof than finye gowd. + +3:15 She is mowe (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious than wubies: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things t-thou c-canst +d-desiwe awe nyot to be compawed u-unto hew. + +3:16 Wength of days is in hew wight hand; and in hew weft hand w-wiches +and honyouw. + +3:17 Hew ways awe ways of pweasantnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew paths awe p-peace. + +3:18 She is a twee of wife to t-them that way h-howd upon hew: and happy +is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that wetainyeth hew. + +3:19 The WOWD by wisdom hath founded t-the eawth; by undewstanding hath +he estabwished t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 By his k-knyowwedge t-the depths awe bwoken up, and t-the cwouds dwop +down t-the dew. + +3:21 My son, wet nyot t-them depawt fwom thinye eyes: keep s-sound wisdom +and discwetion: 3-3:22 S-So shaww they be wife u-unto thy s-souw, and gwace to +thy nyeck. + +3:23 T-Then shawt t-thou wawk in thy w-way safewy, and thy foot shaww nyot +stumbwe. + +3:24 When t-thou wiest down, t-thou shawt nyot be afwaid: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou shawt +w-wie down, and thy (o´∀`o) s-sweep shaww be sweet. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of s-sudden feaw, nyeithew of t-the desowation of t-the +w-wicked, when it cometh. + +3:26 Fow t-the WOWD shaww be thy c-confidence, and shaww keep thy foot +fwom being taken. + +3-3:27 Withhowd nyot g-good fwom t-them to whom it is (=①ω①=) *cries* d-due, when it is in t-the +p-powew of thinye hand to (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +3:28 Say nyot u-unto thy nyeighbouw, Go, and come again, and to mowwow I +wiww give; when t-thou hast it by thee. + +3-3:29 Devise nyot eviw against thy nyeighbouw, seeing he d-dwewweth +s-secuwewy by thee. + +3:30 Stwive nyot with a man without cause, if he have donye thee nyo +hawm. + +3:31 Envy t-thou nyot t-the o-oppwessow, and choose nyonye of his w-ways. + +3:32 Fow t-the fwowawd is a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: but his secwet is +with t-the wighteous. + +3:33 The (O_O;) c-cuwse of t-the WOWD is in t-the house of t-the wicked: but he +bwesseth t-the h-habitation of t-the just. + +3:34 S-Suwewy he s-scownyeth t-the scownyews: but he giveth gwace u-unto t-the +wowwy. + +3:35 The wise shaww i-inhewit gwowy: but shame shaww be t-the pwomotion of +foows. + +4:1 Heaw, ye c-chiwdwen, t-the instwuction of a fathew, and a-attend to knyow +undewstanding. + +4-4:2 Fow I g-give you g-good doctwinye, fowsake ye nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw. + +4:3 Fow I w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's son, tendew and onwy bewoved in t-the sight of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mothew. + +4-4:4 He taught m-me awso, and said u-unto me, Wet thinye heawt w-wetain o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowds: keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and w-wive. + +4-4:5 Get wisdom, get ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: fowget it n-nyot; nyeithew decwinye fwom +t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +4:6 (>_<) F-Fowsake hew nyot, and she shaww pwesewve t-thee: wove hew, and she +shaww keep thee. + +4:7 Wisdom is t-the pwincipaw thing; thewefowe get w-wisdom: and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thy getting get undewstanding. + +4-4:8 Exawt hew, and she shaww pwomote t-thee: she shaww bwing thee to +honyouw, when t-thou d-dost embwace hew. + +4:9 She shaww g-give to thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head an ownyament of gwace: a cwown of +gwowy shaww she d-dewivew to thee. + +4:10 Heaw, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sayings; and t-the yeaws of thy wife +shaww be many. + +4:11 I have taught thee in t-the w-way of wisdom; I have w-wed thee in wight +paths. + +4:12 When t-thou goest, thy steps shaww nyot be ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-stwaitenyed; and when t-thou +wunnyest, t-thou shawt nyot stumbwe. + +4:13 Take fast h-howd of instwuction; wet hew nyot go: keep hew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she +is thy wife. + +4:14 Entew nyot into t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of t-the w-wicked, and go nyot in t-the w-way of +eviw m-men. + +4:15 A-Avoid it, pass nyot by it, tuwn fwom it, and pass away. + +4:16 Fow they (o´∀`o) s-sweep nyot, except they have donye mischief; and theiw +(o´∀`o) s-sweep is taken away, unwess they c-cause s-some to faww. + +4:17 Fow they e-eat t-the bwead of wickednyess, and dwink t-the winye of +v-viowence. + +4-4:18 But t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of t-the just is as t-the shinying wight, that shinyeth +mowe and mowe u-unto t-the pewfect d-day. + +4:19 The w-way of t-the wicked is as dawknyess: they knyow nyot a-at what they +stumbwe. + +4:20 My son, a-attend to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; i-incwinye thinye eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sayings. + +4:21 Wet t-them nyot depawt fwom thinye e-eyes; keep t-them in t-the m-midst of +thinye heawt. + +4:22 Fow they awe wife u-unto those that f-find t-them, and heawth to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +4:23 Keep thy heawt with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww diwigence; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of it awe t-the issues +of wife. + +4:24 Put away fwom thee a fwowawd mouth, and pewvewse w-wips put faw +fwom thee. + +4:25 Wet thinye eyes wook wight o-on, and wet thinye eyewids wook stwaight +befowe thee. + +4:26 Pondew t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of thy feet, and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy ways be estabwished. + +4:27 T-Tuwn nyot to t-the wight hand (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft: w-wemove thy foot fwom +\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +5:1 My son, a-attend u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wisdom, and bow thinye eaw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: 5-5:2 That t-thou mayest w-wegawd discwetion, and that thy +w-wips may keep knyowwedge. + +5:3 Fow t-the w-wips of a s-stwange woman dwop as an honyeycomb, and hew +mouth is smoothew than oiw: 5:4 But hew end is bittew as wowmwood, +shawp as a t-two-edged swowd. + +5:5 Hew feet go down to death; hew steps o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd on heww. + +5:6 West t-thou shouwdest pondew t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of w-wife, hew ways awe +m-moveabwe, that t-thou c-canst nyot knyow them. + +5:7 Heaw m-me nyow thewefowe, O-O ye c-chiwdwen, and depawt nyot fwom t-the +w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +5:8 Wemove thy w-way faw fwom hew, and come nyot nyigh t-the doow of hew +house: 5:9 West t-thou g-give thinye honyouw u-unto othews, and thy yeaws u-unto +t-the cwuew: 5:10 West stwangews be fiwwed with thy weawth; and thy +wabouws be in t-the house of a s-stwangew; 5:11 And t-thou m-mouwn a-at t-the +wast, when thy fwesh and thy body awe consumed, 5:12 And say, How have +I hated instwuction, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt (>_<) d-despised wepwoof; 5-5:13 And have nyot +obeyed t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teachews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed minye eaw to t-them that +instwucted me! 5:14 I w-was a-awmost in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw in t-the m-midst of t-the +c-congwegation and a-assembwy. + +5:15 Dwink watews out of thinye own (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) c-cistewn, and wunnying watews out of +thinye own weww. + +5:16 Wet thy fountains be d-dispewsed abwoad, and (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of watews in +t-the stweets. + +5:17 Wet t-them be onwy thinye own, and nyot stwangews' with thee. + +5:18 Wet thy fountain be bwessed: and wejoice with t-the wife of thy +youth. + +5:19 Wet hew be as t-the w-woving hind and pweasant woe; wet hew b-bweasts +s-satisfy thee a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times; and be t-thou wavished awways with hew wove. + +5:20 And why wiwt thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, be wavished with a s-stwange woman, and +embwace t-the b-bosom of a stwangew? 5:21 Fow t-the ways of man awe befowe +t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, and he p-pondeweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his goings. + +5:22 His own inyiquities shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the wicked himsewf, and he shaww be +howden with t-the c-cowds of his sins. + +5:23 He shaww die without instwuction; and in t-the gweatnyess of his +fowwy he shaww go a-astway. + +6-6:1 My son, if t-thou be s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy fwiend, if t-thou hast s-stwicken +thy hand with a s-stwangew, 6:2 T-Thou awt snyawed with t-the w-wowds of thy +mouth, t-thou awt taken with t-the w-wowds of thy mouth. + +6:3 Do this n-nyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and d-dewivew xDD t-thysewf, when t-thou awt come into +t-the hand of thy fwiend; go, humbwe xDD t-thysewf, and make suwe thy f-fwiend. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Give nyot (o´∀`o) s-sweep to thinye eyes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow swumbew to thinye e-eyewids. + +6:5 D-Dewivew t-thysewf as a woe fwom t-the hand of t-the h-huntew, and as a +biwd fwom t-the hand of t-the fowwew. + +6:6 Go to t-the ant, t-thou swuggawd; considew hew ways, and be wise: 6:7 +W-Which h-having nyo guide, ovewseew, ow wuwew, 6:8 Pwovideth hew meat in +t-the summew, and gatheweth hew food in t-the h-hawvest. + +6:9 How wong wiwt t-thou sweep, O-O swuggawd? when wiwt t-thou a-awise out of +thy sweep? 6:10 Y-Yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe sweep, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (　･ω･)☞ s-swumbew, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +fowding of t-the h-hands to sweep: 6:11 S-So shaww thy povewty come as onye +that twavewweth, and thy want as an awmed m-man. + +6:12 A-A ( =ω=)..nyaa n-nyaughty (・_・ヾ p-pewson, a wicked ^.^ m-man, w-wawketh with a fwowawd mouth. + +6:13 He (--_--) w-winketh with his eyes, he s-speaketh with his feet, he t-teacheth +with his fingews; 6:14 Fwowawdnyess is in his heawt, he deviseth +mischief continyuawwy; he soweth discowd. + +6:15 Thewefowe shaww his cawamity come (--_--) s-suddenwy; suddenwy shaww he be +bwoken without wemedy. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 These six things doth t-the WOWD h-hate: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, seven awe an +a-abominyation u-unto him: 6-6:17 A-A pwoud wook, a wying tongue, and h-hands +that shed innyocent bwood, 6:18 An heawt that deviseth wicked +imaginyations, feet that be swift in wunnying to m-mischief, (＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 A-A f-fawse +witnyess that s-speaketh w-wies, and he that soweth (°ㅂ°╬) *shuffles closer* d-discowd among bwethwen. + +6:20 My son, keep thy fathew's c-commandment, and fowsake nyot t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of +thy mothew: 6:21 Bind t-them continyuawwy upon thinye heawt, and t-tie t-them +about thy nyeck. + +6:22 When t-thou goest, it shaww wead thee; when t-thou sweepest, it shaww +keep thee; and when t-thou awakest, it shaww tawk with thee. + +6:23 Fow t-the commandment is a (*・ω・)ﾉ w-wamp; and t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is wight; and wepwoofs +of instwuction awe t-the w-way of wife: 6:24 To keep thee fwom t-the eviw +woman, fwom t-the fwattewy of t-the tongue of a s-stwange |･ω･) w-woman. + +6:25 Wust nyot aftew hew b-beauty in thinye heawt; nyeithew wet hew o(>ω<)o t-take +thee with hew e-eyewids. + +6:26 Fow by means of a whowish woman a man is b-bwought to a piece of +bwead: and t-the aduwtwess wiww hunt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious wife. + +6:27 Can a man o(>ω<)o t-take fiwe in his bosom, and his cwothes nyot be buwnyed? +6:28 Can onye go upon hot coaws, and his feet nyot be buwnyed? 6:29 S-So +he that goeth in to his nyeighbouw's wife; w-whosoevew toucheth hew shaww +nyot be innyocent. + +6:30 Men (^-^*)/ d-do nyot despise a thief, if he steaw to s-satisfy his souw when +he is hungwy; 6:31 But if he be found, he shaww westowe sevenfowd; he +shaww g-give (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-substance of his house. + +6:32 But w-whoso committeth aduwtewy with a woman wacketh ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: +he that doeth it destwoyeth his own souw. + +6:33 A-A wound and dishonyouw shaww he g-get; and his wepwoach shaww nyot be +wiped away. + +6-6:34 Fow jeawousy is t-the wage of a man: thewefowe he wiww nyot spawe in +t-the day of vengeance. + +6-6:35 He wiww nyot w-wegawd any w-wansom; nyeithew wiww he w-west content, +t-though t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest many gifts. + +7:1 My son, keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, and way up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments with thee. + +7:2 Keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and wive; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (☆▽☆) w-waw as t-the appwe of thinye +eye. + +7-7:3 Bind t-them upon thy fingews, wwite t-them upon t-the tabwe of thinye +heawt. + +7:4 Say u-unto wisdom, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew; and caww undewstanding thy +kinswoman: 7:5 That they may keep thee fwom t-the s-stwange woman, fwom +t-the stwangew which f-fwatteweth with hew wowds. + +7:6 Fow a-at t-the window of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house I wooked thwough o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my casement, 7-7:7 +And behewd among t-the simpwe onyes, I discewnyed among t-the youths, a +young man void of u-undewstanding, (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Passing thwough t-the stweet (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +hew cownyew; and he went t-the w-way to hew h-house, 7:9 In t-the twiwight, in +t-the evenying, in t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack and dawk nyight: 7:10 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe met +him a woman with t-the attiwe of an h-hawwot, and subtiw of heawt. + +7:11 (-(She is w-woud and stubbown; hew feet abide nyot in hew house: 7:12 +Nyow is she without, nyow in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and wieth in wait a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ c-cownyew.) 7:13 S-So she caught him, and kissed him, and with an i-impudent +f-face said u-unto him, 7:14 I have peace offewings with m-me; this day have +I p-payed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows. + +7:15 Thewefowe came I fowth to meet thee, diwigentwy to seek thy face, +and I have f-found thee. + +7:16 I have decked o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed with covewings of tapestwy, with cawved +wowks, with finye winyen of Egypt. + +7:17 I have p-pewfumed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed with ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, awoes, and cinnyamon. + +7:18 Come, wet us o(>ω<)o t-take ouw fiww of wove untiw t-the mownying: wet us +s-sowace ouwsewves with woves. + +xDD 7-7:19 Fow t-the goodman is nyot a-at home, he is gonye a wong jouwnyey: 7:20 +He hath taken a bag of monyey with him, and wiww come home a-at t-the day +a-appointed. + +7:21 With hew m-much f-faiw speech she caused him to yiewd, with t-the +fwattewing of hew w-wips she f-fowced h-him. + +7:22 He goeth aftew hew s-stwaightway, as an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox goeth to t-the swaughtew, +ow as a foow to t-the cowwection of t-the stocks; 7:23 Tiww a dawt stwike +thwough his wivew; as a biwd hasteth to t-the snyawe, and k-knyoweth nyot +that it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wife. + +7:24 Heawken u-unto m-me nyow thewefowe, O-O ye c-chiwdwen, and a-attend to t-the +w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +7:25 Wet nyot thinye heawt decwinye to hew ways, go nyot ( ~*-*)~ a-astway in hew +paths. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Fow she hath cast down many wounded: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, many stwong men have +b-been s-swain by hew. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Hew house is t-the w-way to heww, g-going down to t-the c-chambews of +death. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Doth nyot wisdom cwy? and undewstanding put fowth hew {{ (>_<) }} v-voice? 8-8:2 +She standeth in t-the top of high pwaces, by t-the w-way in t-the pwaces of +t-the paths. + +8:3 She cwieth a-at t-the gates, a-at t-the entwy of t-the city, a-at t-the coming +in a-at t-the doows. + +8:4 Unto y-you, O-O men, I caww; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice is to t-the sons of m-man. + +8-8:5 O-O ye s-simpwe, undewstand w-wisdom: and, ye f-foows, be ye of an +undewstanding heawt. + +8:6 Heaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww speak of excewwent things; and t-the openying of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +w-wips shaww be wight things. + +8:7 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth shaww speak t-twuth; and w-wickednyess is an a-abominyation +to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips. + +8:8 Aww t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth awe in wighteousnyess; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing +fwowawd ow pewvewse in them. + +8:9 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwain to him that undewstandeth, and wight to t-them +that f-find knyowwedge. + +8-8:10 Weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my instwuction, and nyot s-siwvew; and k-knyowwedge wathew than +choice gowd. + +8-8:11 Fow wisdom is bettew than wubies; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that may be +desiwed awe nyot to be compawed to it. + +8:12 I wisdom dweww with pwudence, and f-find out k-knyowwedge of witty +inventions. + +8-8:13 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is to hate eviw: pwide, and awwogancy, and +t-the eviw way, and t-the fwowawd mouth, (^-^*)/ d-do I hate. + +8:14 Counsew is minye, and s-sound w-wisdom: I am undewstanding; I have +s-stwength. + +8:15 By m-me kings weign, and pwinces decwee justice. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 By m-me pwinces wuwe, and n-nyobwes, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of t-the eawth. + +8:17 I wove t-them that wove m-me; and those that seek m-me eawwy shaww f-find +me. + +8-8:18 Wiches and honyouw awe with m-me; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, duwabwe w-wiches and +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +8-8:19 My fwuit is bettew than gowd, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, than finye gowd; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (O_O;) *sighs* w-wevenyue +than choice siwvew. + +8:20 I wead in t-the w-way of wighteousnyess, in t-the m-midst of t-the paths of +judgment: 8-8:21 That I may c-cause those that wove m-me to i-inhewit +substance; and I wiww fiww theiw tweasuwes. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 The WOWD p-possessed m-me in t-the beginnying of his way, befowe his +wowks of owd. + +8:23 I w-was s-set up fwom evewwasting, fwom t-the beginnying, ow e-evew t-the +eawth was. + +8:24 When (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyo depths, I w-was b-bwought fowth; when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe +nyo fountains (T_T) a-abounding with watew. + +8:25 Befowe t-the mountains wewe settwed, befowe t-the hiwws w-was I b-bwought +fowth: 8:26 Whiwe as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he h-had nyot m-made t-the eawth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the fiewds, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the highest pawt of t-the dust of t-the wowwd. + +8:27 When he pwepawed t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, I w-was thewe: when he s-set a compass +upon t-the f-face of t-the depth: 8:28 When he estabwished t-the cwouds above: +when he stwengthenyed t-the fountains of t-the deep: 8:29 When he gave to +t-the sea his decwee, that t-the watews shouwd nyot pass his commandment: +when he appointed t-the foundations of t-the eawth: 8:30 T-Then I w-was by +him, as onye b-bwought up with him: and I w-was daiwy his dewight, +w-wejoicing awways befowe h-him; 8:31 Wejoicing in t-the habitabwe pawt of +his eawth; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewights wewe with t-the sons of m-men. + +8:32 Nyow thewefowe heawken u-unto me, O-O ye chiwdwen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwessed awe +they that keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-ways. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 Heaw instwuction, and be w-wise, and wefuse it n-nyot. + +8:34 Bwessed is t-the man that heaweth me, watching daiwy a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gates, +waiting a-at t-the posts of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my doows. + +8-8:35 Fow w-whoso findeth m-me findeth w-wife, and shaww obtain favouw of t-the +WOWD. + +8:36 But he that ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth against m-me wwongeth his own souw: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they +that hate m-me wove death. + +9:1 Wisdom hath buiwded hew h-house, she hath hewn out hew seven +piwwaws: (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 She hath kiwwed hew beasts; she hath mingwed hew winye; +she hath awso fuwnyished hew tabwe. + +9:3 She hath sent fowth hew maidens: she cwieth upon t-the highest +pwaces of t-the city, 9:4 Whoso is s-simpwe, wet him tuwn in hithew: as +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that wanteth u-undewstanding, she saith to him, 9:5 Come, e-eat of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead, and dwink of t-the winye which I have (*^.^*) *cuddles you* m-mingwed. + +9:6 (>_<) F-Fowsake t-the foowish, and wive; and go in t-the w-way of undewstanding. + +9:7 He that wepwoveth a scownyew getteth to himsewf shame: and he that +webuketh a wicked man getteth himsewf a bwot. + +9:8 Wepwove nyot a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *notices bulge* s-scownyew, west he hate t-thee: webuke a wise ^.^ m-man, and +he wiww wove thee. + +9:9 Give instwuction to a wise ^.^ m-man, and he wiww be (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wisew: t-teach a +just ^.^ m-man, and he wiww incwease in weawnying. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is t-the beginnying of w-wisdom: and t-the +k-knyowwedge of t-the h-howy is undewstanding. + +9-9:11 Fow by m-me thy days shaww be m-muwtipwied, and t-the yeaws of thy wife +shaww be incweased. + +9:12 If t-thou be w-wise, t-thou shawt be wise (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thysewf: but if t-thou +scownyest, t-thou awonye shawt beaw it. + +9:13 A-A foowish woman is cwamowous: she is s-simpwe, and k-knyoweth nyothing. + +9-9:14 Fow she sitteth a-at t-the doow of hew h-house, on a seat in t-the high +pwaces of t-the city, 9:15 To caww p-passengews who go wight on theiw +ways: 9:16 Whoso is s-simpwe, wet him tuwn in hithew: and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him +that wanteth u-undewstanding, she saith to him, 9:17 Stowen watews awe +sweet, and bwead eaten in secwet is pweasant. + +9:18 But he k-knyoweth nyot that t-the dead awe thewe; and that hew guests +awe in t-the depths of heww. + +10:1 The p-pwovewbs of Sowomon. A-A wise son m-maketh a gwad fathew: but a +foowish son is t-the heavinyess of his m-mothew. + +1-10:2 Tweasuwes of w-wickednyess pwofit nyothing: but wighteousnyess +dewiveweth fwom death. + +10:3 The WOWD wiww nyot s-suffew t-the souw of t-the wighteous to famish: but +he casteth away t-the s-substance of t-the wicked. + +10:4 He becometh poow that deaweth with a swack hand: but t-the hand of +t-the d-diwigent m-maketh w-wich. + +1-10:5 He that gatheweth in summew is a wise son: but he that sweepeth +in hawvest is a son that causeth shame. + +10:6 Bwessings awe upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the just: but viowence coveweth +t-the mouth of t-the wicked. + +10:7 The memowy of t-the just is bwessed: but t-the nyame of t-the wicked +shaww wot. + +10:8 The wise in heawt wiww weceive commandments: but a pwating foow +shaww faww. + +10:9 He that w-wawketh u-upwightwy w-wawketh suwewy: but he that p-pewvewteth +his ways shaww be knyown. + +10:10 He that (--_--) w-winketh with t-the eye causeth sowwow: but a pwating foow +shaww faww. + +1-10:11 The mouth of a wighteous man is a w-weww of wife: but viowence +coveweth t-the mouth of t-the wicked. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Hatwed s-stiwweth up s-stwifes: but wove coveweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sins. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 In t-the w-wips of him that hath undewstanding wisdom is f-found: but +a wod is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the back of him that is void of undewstanding. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Wise men way up knyowwedge: but t-the mouth of t-the foowish is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +destwuction. + +10:15 The wich man's weawth is his stwong city: t-the destwuction of t-the +poow is theiw povewty. + +1-10:16 The wabouw of t-the wighteous tendeth to wife: t-the fwuit of t-the +wicked to sin. + +1-10:17 He is in t-the w-way of wife that keepeth instwuction: but he that +wefuseth wepwoof ewweth. + +10:18 He that h-hideth hatwed with wying wips, and he that utteweth a +swandew, is a foow. + +10:19 In t-the muwtitude of w-wowds (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wanteth nyot (*°▽°*) s-sin: but he that +wefwainyeth his w-wips is wise. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 The tongue of t-the just is as choice siwvew: t-the heawt of t-the +wicked is ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe wowth. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 The w-wips of t-the wighteous feed many: but foows die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of +w-wisdom. + +10:22 The bwessing of t-the WOWD, it m-maketh wich, and he addeth nyo +sowwow with it. + +1-10:23 I-It is as spowt to a foow to (^-^*)/ d-do mischief: but a man of +undewstanding hath w-wisdom. + +10:24 The f-feaw of t-the w-wicked, it shaww come upon him: but t-the d-desiwe +of t-the wighteous shaww be gwanted. + +10:25 As t-the whiwwwind passeth, so is t-the wicked nyo mowe: but t-the +wighteous is an evewwasting foundation. + +10:26 As vinyegaw to t-the t-teeth, and as smoke to t-the eyes, so is t-the +s-swuggawd to t-them that send h-him. + +10:27 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD p-pwowongeth ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: but t-the yeaws of t-the +wicked shaww be showtenyed. + +1-10:28 The hope of t-the wighteous shaww be gwadnyess: but t-the expectation +of t-the wicked shaww pewish. + +10:29 The w-way of t-the WOWD is stwength to t-the u-upwight: but destwuction +shaww be to t-the wowkews of inyiquity. + +10:30 The wighteous shaww nyevew be wemoved: but t-the wicked shaww nyot +i-inhabit t-the eawth. + +10:31 The mouth of t-the just bwingeth fowth w-wisdom: but t-the fwowawd +tongue shaww be cut ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +10:32 The w-wips of t-the wighteous knyow what is acceptabwe: but t-the mouth +of t-the wicked s-speaketh fwowawdnyess. + +11:1 A-A f-fawse bawance is a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: but a just w-weight is +his dewight. + +11:2 When pwide cometh, t-then cometh shame: but with t-the wowwy is +w-wisdom. + +11:3 The :33 i-integwity of t-the upwight shaww guide (=`ω´=) t-them: but t-the +pewvewsenyess of twansgwessows shaww d-destwoy them. + +11:4 Wiches pwofit nyot in t-the day of w-wwath: but wighteousnyess +dewiveweth fwom death. + +11:5 The wighteousnyess of t-the pewfect shaww (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect his w-way: but t-the +wicked shaww faww by his own wickednyess. + +11:6 The wighteousnyess of t-the upwight shaww d-dewivew (=`ω´=) t-them: but +twansgwessows shaww be taken in theiw own nyaughtinyess. + +11:7 When a wicked man dieth, his expectation shaww pewish: and t-the +hope of unjust men (o･ω･o) *twerks* p-pewisheth. + +11:8 The wighteous is dewivewed out of twoubwe, and t-the wicked cometh +in his s-stead. + +11:9 An hypocwite with his mouth destwoyeth his nyeighbouw: but thwough +k-knyowwedge shaww t-the just be dewivewed. + +11:10 When it goeth w-weww with t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, t-the city wejoiceth: and +when t-the wicked pewish, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is s-shouting. + +11:11 By t-the bwessing of t-the upwight t-the city is exawted: but it is +ovewthwown by t-the mouth of t-the wicked. + +11:12 He that is void of wisdom despiseth his nyeighbouw: but a man of +undewstanding h-howdeth his p-peace. + +11:13 A-A {{ (>_<) }} t-tawebeawew weveaweth secwets: but he that is of a faithfuw +spiwit conceaweth t-the mattew. + +11:14 Whewe nyo counsew is, t-the peopwe faww: but in t-the muwtitude of +counsewwows (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is safety. + +11:15 He that is s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a stwangew shaww smawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: and he that +hateth suwetiship is suwe. + +11:16 A-A gwacious woman wetainyeth h-honyouw: and stwong men w-wetain wiches. + +11:17 The m-mewcifuw man doeth g-good to his own souw: but he that is +cwuew t-twoubweth his own ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +11:18 The wicked w-wowketh a deceitfuw wowk: but to him that soweth +wighteousnyess shaww be a suwe wewawd. + +11:19 As wighteousnyess tendeth to wife: so he that puwsueth eviw +puwsueth it to his own death. + +11:20 They that awe of a fwowawd heawt awe a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: +but such as awe upwight in theiw w-way awe his dewight. + +11:21 Though hand join in hand, t-the wicked shaww nyot be unpunyished: +but t-the seed of t-the wighteous shaww be dewivewed. + +11:22 As a j-jewew of gowd in a swinye's snyout, so is a f-faiw woman which +is without discwetion. + +1-11:23 The d-desiwe of t-the wighteous is onwy good: but t-the expectation of +t-the wicked is wwath. + +11:24 Thewe is that scatteweth, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet incweaseth; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is that +withhowdeth mowe than is meet, but it tendeth to povewty. + +11:25 The wibewaw souw shaww be m-made fat: and he that w-wateweth shaww +be watewed awso himsewf. + +11:26 He that withhowdeth cown, t-the peopwe shaww (O_O;) c-cuwse him: but +bwessing shaww be upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of him that sewweth it. + +11:27 He that diwigentwy seeketh g-good pwocuweth favouw: but he that +seeketh m-mischief, it shaww come u-unto h-him. + +11:28 He that t-twusteth in his w-wiches shaww f-faww; but t-the wighteous +shaww fwouwish as a bwanch. + +1-11:29 He that t-twoubweth his own house shaww i-inhewit t-the wind: and t-the +foow shaww be sewvant to t-the wise of heawt. + +11:30 The fwuit of t-the wighteous is a twee of wife; and he that +w-winnyeth s-souws is wise. + +11:31 Behowd, t-the wighteous shaww be >_< w-wecompensed in t-the eawth: m-much +mowe t-the wicked and t-the sinnyew. + +12:1 Whoso woveth instwuction woveth knyowwedge: but he that hateth +wepwoof is (✧∀✧)/ b-bwutish. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 A-A g-good man obtainyeth favouw of t-the WOWD: but a man of wicked +devices wiww he condemn. + +12:3 A-A man shaww nyot be estabwished by wickednyess: but t-the woot of t-the +wighteous shaww nyot be moved. + +12:4 A-A viwtuous woman is a cwown to hew husband: but she that m-maketh +a-ashamed is as wottennyess in his bonyes. + +1-12:5 The thoughts of t-the wighteous awe wight: but t-the c-counsews of t-the +wicked awe deceit. + +12:6 The w-wowds of t-the wicked awe to w-wie in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow b-bwood: but t-the +mouth of t-the upwight shaww d-dewivew them. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 The wicked awe ovewthwown, and awe nyot: but t-the house of t-the +wighteous shaww stand. + +12:8 A-A man shaww be c-commended a-accowding to his w-wisdom: but he that is +of a pewvewse heawt shaww be despised. + +12:9 He that is d-despised, and hath a s-sewvant, is bettew than he that +honyouweth himsewf, and wacketh bwead. + +12:10 A-A wighteous man wegawdeth t-the wife of his beast: but t-the tendew +mewcies of t-the wicked awe cwuew. + +1-12:11 He that tiwweth his wand shaww be satisfied with bwead: but he +that fowwoweth vain p-pewsons is void of undewstanding. + +12:12 The wicked desiweth t-the nyet of eviw m-men: but t-the woot of t-the +wighteous yiewdeth fwuit. + +12:13 The wicked is snyawed by t-the twansgwession of his wips: but t-the +just shaww come out of twoubwe. + +12:14 A-A man shaww be satisfied with g-good by t-the fwuit of his m-mouth: +and t-the wecompence of a man's h-hands shaww be w-wendewed u-unto h-him. + +1-12:15 The w-way of a foow is wight in his own eyes: but he that +heawkenyeth u-unto counsew is wise. + +12:16 A-A f-foow's wwath is pwesentwy knyown: but a pwudent man coveweth +shame. + +12:17 He that s-speaketh twuth sheweth fowth wighteousnyess: but a f-fawse +witnyess deceit. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 Thewe is that s-speaketh w-wike t-the piewcings of a (--_--) s-swowd: but t-the +tongue of t-the wise is heawth. + +12:19 The wip of twuth shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: but a wying +tongue is but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a m-moment. + +12:20 Deceit is in t-the heawt of t-them that imaginye eviw: but to t-the +counsewwows of peace is j-joy. + +1-12:21 Thewe shaww nyo eviw happen to t-the just: but t-the wicked shaww be +fiwwed with mischief. + +12:22 Wying w-wips awe a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: but they that d-deaw t-twuwy +awe his dewight. + +12:23 A-A pwudent man conceaweth knyowwedge: but t-the heawt of foows +pwocwaimeth foowishnyess. + +12:24 The hand of t-the d-diwigent shaww beaw wuwe: but t-the swothfuw shaww +be undew twibute. + +12:25 Heavinyess in t-the heawt of man m-maketh it s-stoop: but a g-good wowd +m-maketh it g-gwad. + +12:26 The wighteous is mowe excewwent than his nyeighbouw: but t-the w-way +of t-the wicked s-seduceth them. + +12:27 The swothfuw man woasteth nyot that which he took in hunting: but +t-the s-substance of a d-diwigent man is (✯◡✯) p-pwecious. + +12:28 In t-the w-way of wighteousnyess is wife: and in t-the pathway theweof +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo death. + +13:1 A-A wise son heaweth his fathew's instwuction: but a scownyew +heaweth nyot webuke. + +13:2 A-A man shaww e-eat g-good by t-the fwuit of his m-mouth: but t-the souw of +t-the twansgwessows shaww e-eat v-viowence. + +13:3 He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his wife: but he that openyeth +wide his w-wips shaww have destwuction. + +13:4 The souw of t-the s-swuggawd desiweth, and hath nyothing: but t-the souw +of t-the d-diwigent shaww be m-made f-fat. + +13:5 A-A wighteous man hateth wying: but a wicked man is woathsome, and +cometh to shame. + +13:6 Wighteousnyess keepeth him that is upwight in t-the w-way: but +w-wickednyess o-ovewthwoweth t-the sinnyew. + +13:7 Thewe is that m-maketh himsewf wich, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hath nyothing: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +that m-maketh himsewf poow, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hath gweat wiches. + +13:8 The wansom of a man's wife awe his wiches: but t-the poow heaweth +nyot webuke. + +13:9 The wight of t-the wighteous wejoiceth: but t-the wamp of t-the wicked +shaww be put ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +1-13:10 Onwy by pwide cometh contention: but with t-the w-weww advised is +w-wisdom. + +1-13:11 Weawth gotten by vanyity shaww be diminyished: but he that +gatheweth by wabouw shaww i-incwease. + +13:12 H-Hope defewwed m-maketh t-the heawt sick: but when t-the d-desiwe cometh, +it is a twee of wife. + +13:13 Whoso despiseth t-the wowd shaww be destwoyed: but he that feaweth +t-the commandment shaww be wewawded. + +13:14 The (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the wise is a fountain of w-wife, to depawt fwom t-the +snyawes of death. + +13:15 Good undewstanding giveth favouw: but t-the w-way of twansgwessows +is h-hawd. + +1-13:16 Evewy pwudent man deaweth with knyowwedge: but a foow wayeth open +his fowwy. + +13:17 A-A wicked messengew f-fawweth into mischief: but a faithfuw +a-ambassadow is heawth. + +13:18 Povewty and shame shaww be to him that wefuseth instwuction: but +he that wegawdeth wepwoof shaww be honyouwed. + +13:19 The d-desiwe (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished is sweet to t-the souw: but it is +a-abominyation to foows to depawt fwom \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +1-13:20 He that w-wawketh with wise men shaww be wise: but a companyion of +foows shaww be destwoyed. + +13:21 Eviw puwsueth sinnyews: but to t-the wighteous g-good shaww be +wepayed. + +13:22 A-A g-good man weaveth an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to his c-chiwdwen's chiwdwen: +and t-the weawth of t-the sinnyew is w-waid up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the just. + +13:23 Much food is in t-the tiwwage of t-the poow: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is that is +destwoyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of judgment. + +13:24 He that spaweth his wod hateth his son: but he that woveth him +chastenyeth him betimes. + +13:25 The wighteous eateth to t-the satisfying of his souw: but t-the +bewwy of t-the wicked shaww want. + +14:1 Evewy wise woman buiwdeth hew house: but t-the foowish pwucketh it +down with hew hands. + +14:2 He that w-wawketh in his upwightnyess feaweth t-the WOWD: but he that +is pewvewse in his ways despiseth h-him. + +14:3 In t-the mouth of t-the foowish is a wod of p-pwide: but t-the w-wips of +t-the wise shaww pwesewve them. + +14:4 Whewe nyo oxen a-awe, t-the cwib is cwean: but m-much incwease is by t-the +stwength of t-the ox. + +1-14:5 A-A faithfuw witnyess wiww nyot wie: but a f-fawse witnyess wiww uttew +wies. + +14:6 A-A scownyew seeketh wisdom, and findeth it nyot: but k-knyowwedge is +easy u-unto him that undewstandeth. + +14:7 Go fwom t-the pwesence of a foowish ^.^ m-man, when t-thou pewceivest nyot +in him t-the w-wips of knyowwedge. + +14:8 The wisdom of t-the pwudent is to undewstand his w-way: but t-the fowwy +of foows is deceit. + +14:9 Foows make a mock a-at (*°▽°*) s-sin: but among t-the wighteous (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +favouw. + +14:10 The heawt k-knyoweth his own bittewnyess; and a stwangew doth nyot +intewmeddwe with his j-joy. + +14:11 The house of t-the wicked shaww be ovewthwown: but t-the tabewnyacwe +of t-the upwight shaww fwouwish. + +1-14:12 Thewe is a w-way which seemeth wight u-unto a ^.^ m-man, but t-the end +theweof awe t-the ways of death. + +14:13 Even in waughtew t-the heawt is s-sowwowfuw; and t-the end of that +miwth is heavinyess. + +14:14 The backswidew in heawt shaww be fiwwed with his own ways: and a +g-good man shaww be satisfied fwom himsewf. + +1-14:15 The simpwe b-bewieveth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd: but t-the pwudent man wooketh +w-weww to his g-going. + +14:16 A-A wise man feaweth, and depawteth fwom eviw: but t-the foow +wageth, and is confident. + +14:17 He that is soon angwy deaweth foowishwy: and a man of wicked +devices is hated. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 The simpwe i-inhewit f-fowwy: but t-the pwudent awe c-cwownyed with +knyowwedge. + +1-14:19 The eviw bow befowe t-the good; and t-the wicked a-at t-the gates of t-the +wighteous. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 The poow is hated even of his own nyeighbouw: but t-the wich hath +many fwiends. + +1-14:21 He that despiseth his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw sinnyeth: but he that hath (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +on t-the poow, happy is he. + +14:22 Do they nyot eww that d-devise eviw? but (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth shaww be +to t-them that d-devise good. + +14:23 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wabouw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is pwofit: but t-the tawk of t-the w-wips tendeth +onwy to p-penyuwy. + +14:24 The cwown of t-the wise is theiw wiches: but t-the foowishnyess of +foows is fowwy. + +14:25 A-A twue witnyess dewiveweth souws: but a deceitfuw witnyess +s-speaketh wies. + +14:26 In t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD is stwong confidence: and his chiwdwen +shaww have a pwace of wefuge. + +14:27 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is a fountain of w-wife, to depawt fwom t-the +snyawes of death. + +14:28 In t-the muwtitude of peopwe is t-the king's h-honyouw: but in t-the want +of peopwe is t-the destwuction of t-the p-pwince. + +14:29 He that is swow to wwath is of gweat ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: but he that +is hasty of spiwit (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth fowwy. + +14:30 A-A s-sound heawt is t-the wife of t-the fwesh: but envy t-the wottennyess +of t-the bonyes. + +14:31 He that oppwesseth t-the poow w-wepwoacheth his Makew: but he that +honyouweth him hath (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on t-the poow. + +14:32 The wicked is dwiven away in his wickednyess: but t-the wighteous +hath hope in his death. + +14:33 Wisdom westeth in t-the heawt of him that hath ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: but +that which is in t-the m-midst of foows is m-made knyown. + +1-14:34 Wighteousnyess (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth a (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: but sin is a wepwoach to any +peopwe. + +14:35 The king's favouw is towawd a wise sewvant: but his wwath is +against him that causeth shame. + +15:1 A-A soft answew tuwnyeth away w-wwath: but gwievous w-wowds stiw up +angew. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 The tongue of t-the wise useth k-knyowwedge a-awight: but t-the mouth of +foows pouweth out foowishnyess. + +1-15:3 The eyes of t-the WOWD awe in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace, behowding t-the eviw and +t-the good. + +:3 1-15:4 A-A w-whowesome tongue is a twee of wife: but pewvewsenyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein is +a bweach in t-the spiwit. + +1-15:5 A-A foow despiseth his fathew's instwuction: but he that wegawdeth +wepwoof is pwudent. + +15:6 In t-the house of t-the wighteous is m-much tweasuwe: but in t-the +wevenyues of t-the wicked is twoubwe. + +15:7 The w-wips of t-the wise dispewse knyowwedge: but t-the heawt of t-the +foowish doeth nyot so. + +15:8 The sacwifice of t-the wicked is an a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: but +t-the pwayew of t-the upwight is his dewight. + +15:9 The w-way of t-the wicked is an a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD: but he +woveth him that fowwoweth aftew ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +15:10 Cowwection is gwievous u-unto him that fowsaketh t-the w-way: and he +that hateth wepwoof shaww die. + +15:11 Heww and destwuction awe befowe t-the WOWD: how m-much mowe t-then t-the +(x_x)V h-heawts of t-the chiwdwen of men? 15:12 A-A scownyew woveth nyot onye that +wepwoveth him: nyeithew wiww he go u-unto t-the wise. + +1-15:13 A-A mewwy heawt m-maketh a c-cheewfuw countenyance: but by sowwow of +t-the heawt t-the spiwit is bwoken. + +15:14 The heawt of him that hath undewstanding seeketh knyowwedge: but +t-the mouth of foows feedeth on foowishnyess. + +15:15 Aww t-the days of t-the affwicted awe eviw: but he that is of a +mewwy heawt hath a c-continyuaw feast. + +15:16 Bettew is ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe with t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD than gweat tweasuwe +and twoubwe thewewith. + +15:17 Bettew is a dinnyew of hewbs whewe wove is, than a stawwed (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and +hatwed thewewith. + +15:18 A-A wwathfuw man s-stiwweth up (*^.^*) s-stwife: but he that is swow to angew +appeaseth stwife. + +1-15:19 The w-way of t-the swothfuw man is as an h-hedge of thowns: but t-the +w-way of t-the wighteous is m-made pwain. + +1-15:20 A-A wise son m-maketh a gwad fathew: but a foowish man despiseth his +m-mothew. + +15:21 Fowwy is joy to him that is destitute of w-wisdom: but a man of +undewstanding w-wawketh upwightwy. + +15:22 Without counsew puwposes awe disappointed: but in t-the muwtitude +of counsewwows they awe estabwished. + +1-15:23 A-A man hath joy by t-the answew of his m-mouth: and a wowd spoken in +d-due season, how g-good is i-it! 1-15:24 The w-way of wife is a-above to t-the +w-wise, that he may depawt fwom heww benyeath. + +15:25 The WOWD wiww d-destwoy t-the house of t-the p-pwoud: but he wiww +estabwish t-the bowdew of t-the widow. + +15:26 The thoughts of t-the wicked awe an a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: but +t-the w-wowds of t-the puwe awe pweasant wowds. + +15:27 He that is gweedy of gain t-twoubweth his own h-house; but he that +hateth gifts shaww w-wive. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 The heawt of t-the wighteous studieth to answew: but t-the mouth of +t-the wicked pouweth out eviw things. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 The WOWD is faw fwom t-the wicked: but he heaweth t-the pwayew of +t-the wighteous. + +15:30 The wight of t-the eyes (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth t-the (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and a g-good wepowt +m-maketh t-the bonyes f-fat. + +15:31 The eaw that heaweth t-the wepwoof of wife abideth among t-the wise. + +15:32 He that wefuseth instwuction despiseth his own souw: but he that +heaweth wepwoof getteth undewstanding. + +1-15:33 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is t-the instwuction of wisdom; and befowe +honyouw is humiwity. + +16:1 The ⊂(･ω･*⊂) p-pwepawations of t-the heawt in ^.^ m-man, and t-the answew of t-the +tongue, is fwom t-the WOWD. + +16:2 Aww t-the ways of a man awe cwean in his own e-eyes; but t-the WOWD +w-weigheth t-the spiwits. + +16:3 Commit thy wowks u-unto t-the WOWD, and thy thoughts shaww be +estabwished. + +16:4 The WOWD hath m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, even t-the wicked +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +16:5 Evewy onye that is pwoud in heawt is an a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: +t-though hand join in hand, he shaww nyot be unpunyished. + +1-16:6 By (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth i-inyiquity is p-puwged: and by t-the f-feaw of t-the +WOWD men depawt fwom \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +16:7 When a man's ways pwease t-the WOWD, he m-maketh even his enyemies to +be a-at peace with h-him. + +16:8 Bettew is a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe with wighteousnyess than gweat wevenyues without +wight. + +1-16:9 A-A man's heawt deviseth his w-way: but t-the WOWD diwecteth his steps. + +1-16:10 A-A divinye sentence is in t-the w-wips of t-the king: his mouth +t-twansgwesseth nyot in judgment. + +16:11 A-A just w-weight and bawance awe t-the WOWD's: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the weights of t-the +bag awe his wowk. + +1-16:12 I-It is an a-abominyation to kings to commit wickednyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +t-thwonye is estabwished by ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +16:13 (T_T) *cries* W-Wighteous w-wips awe t-the dewight of kings; and they wove him that +s-speaketh wight. + +1-16:14 The wwath of a king is as m-messengews of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but a wise man +wiww pacify it. + +xDD 1-16:15 In t-the wight of t-the king's c-countenyance is wife; and his favouw +is as a cwoud of t-the wattew wain. + +16:16 How m-much bettew is it to get wisdom than gowd! and to get +undewstanding wathew to be chosen than siwvew! 1-16:17 The h-highway of +t-the upwight is to depawt fwom eviw: he that keepeth his w-way pwesewveth +his souw. + +1-16:18 (=①ω①=) P-Pwide goeth befowe destwuction, and an haughty spiwit befowe a +faww. + +16:19 Bettew it is to be of an humbwe spiwit with t-the wowwy, than to +divide t-the spoiw with t-the pwoud. + +16:20 He that handweth a mattew wisewy shaww f-find good: and w-whoso +t-twusteth in t-the WOWD, happy is he. + +16:21 The wise in heawt shaww be cawwed p-pwudent: and t-the s-sweetnyess of +t-the w-wips incweaseth weawnying. + +16:22 Undewstanding is a wewwspwing of wife u-unto him that hath i-it: but +t-the instwuction of foows is fowwy. + +1-16:23 The heawt of t-the wise t-teacheth his mouth, and addeth w-weawnying to +his w-wips. + +16:24 Pweasant w-wowds awe as an honyeycomb, sweet to t-the s-souw, and +heawth to t-the bonyes. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 Thewe is a w-way that seemeth wight u-unto a ^.^ m-man, but t-the end +theweof awe t-the ways of death. + +16:26 He that wabouweth wabouweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mouth cwaveth +it of h-him. + +16:27 An ungodwy man diggeth up eviw: and in his w-wips (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is as a +b-buwnying fiwe. + +1-16:28 A-A fwowawd man soweth (*^.^*) s-stwife: and a whispewew sepawateth chief +fwiends. + +16:29 A-A viowent man enticeth his nyeighbouw, and weadeth him into t-the +w-way that is nyot good. + +16:30 He shutteth his eyes to d-devise fwowawd things: moving his w-wips +he bwingeth eviw to pass. + +16:31 The hoawy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head is a cwown of gwowy, if it be f-found in t-the w-way of +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +16:32 He that is swow to angew is bettew than t-the m-mighty; and he that +wuweth his spiwit than he that taketh a city. + +1-16:33 The wot is cast into t-the wap; but t-the w-whowe disposing theweof is +of t-the WOWD. + +17:1 Bettew is a dwy mowsew, and quietnyess thewewith, than an house +f-fuww of s-sacwifices with stwife. + +17:2 A-A wise sewvant shaww have w-wuwe o-ovew a son that causeth shame, and +shaww have pawt of t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among t-the bwethwen. + +17:3 The finying p-pot is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-siwvew, and t-the fuwnyace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd: but t-the +WOWD twieth t-the heawts. + +17:4 A-A wicked doew giveth heed to f-fawse wips; and a wiaw giveth eaw to +a ( =ω=)..nyaa n-nyaughty tongue. + +17:5 Whoso mocketh t-the poow w-wepwoacheth his Makew: and he that is gwad +a-at cawamities shaww nyot be unpunyished. + +17:6 Chiwdwen's chiwdwen awe t-the cwown of o-owd men; and t-the gwowy of +chiwdwen awe theiw fathews. + +17:7 Excewwent speech becometh nyot a foow: m-much w-wess (^-^*)/ d-do wying w-wips a +p-pwince. + +1-17:8 A-A gift is as a (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonye in t-the eyes of him that hath i-it: +whithewsoevew it t-tuwnyeth, it pwospeweth. + +17:9 He that coveweth a twansgwession seeketh wove; but he that +wepeateth a mattew sepawateth vewy fwiends. + +17:10 A-A wepwoof enteweth mowe into a wise man than an hundwed stwipes +into a foow. + +17:11 An eviw man seeketh onwy webewwion: thewefowe a cwuew messengew +shaww be sent against h-him. + +17:12 Wet a beaw w-wobbed of hew whewps meet a ^.^ m-man, wathew than a foow +in his fowwy. + +17:13 Whoso wewawdeth eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, eviw shaww nyot depawt fwom his +house. + +17:14 The beginnying of stwife is as when onye wetteth out watew: +thewefowe weave off contention, befowe it be meddwed with. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 He that justifieth t-the w-wicked, and he that condemnyeth t-the just, +even they both awe a-abominyation to t-the WOWD. + +17:16 Whewefowe is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a p-pwice in t-the hand of a foow to get wisdom, +seeing he hath nyo heawt to it? 17:17 A-A fwiend woveth a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times, +and a b-bwothew is bown (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow advewsity. + +17:18 A-A man void of undewstanding s-stwiketh hands, and becometh s-suwety +in t-the pwesence of his f-fwiend. + +17:19 He woveth twansgwession that woveth (*^.^*) s-stwife: and he that (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth +his gate seeketh destwuction. + +17:20 He that hath a fwowawd heawt findeth nyo good: and he that hath a +pewvewse tongue f-fawweth into mischief. + +17:21 He that begetteth a foow doeth it to his sowwow: and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew +of a foow hath nyo j-joy. + +17:22 A-A mewwy heawt doeth g-good w-wike a medicinye: but a bwoken spiwit +dwieth t-the bonyes. + +17:23 A-A wicked man taketh a gift out of t-the b-bosom to pewvewt t-the ways +of judgment. + +17:24 Wisdom is befowe him that hath undewstanding; but t-the eyes of a +foow awe in t-the ends of t-the eawth. + +17:25 A-A foowish son is a gwief to his fathew, and bittewnyess to hew +that bawe h-him. + +17:26 Awso to punyish t-the just is nyot g-good, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to stwike pwinces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +equity. + +17:27 He that hath k-knyowwedge spaweth his wowds: and a man of +undewstanding is of an excewwent spiwit. + +17:28 Even a foow, when he h-howdeth his p-peace, is c-counted wise: and he +that shutteth his w-wips is esteemed a man of undewstanding. + +18:1 Thwough d-desiwe a ^.^ m-man, h-having sepawated himsewf, seeketh and +intewmeddweth with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wisdom. + +18:2 A-A foow hath nyo dewight in u-undewstanding, but that his heawt may +discovew itsewf. + +18:3 When t-the wicked cometh, t-then cometh awso contempt, and with +ignyominy wepwoach. + +18:4 The w-wowds of a man's mouth awe as (☆▽☆) d-deep w-watews, and t-the wewwspwing +of wisdom as a fwowing bwook. + +18:5 I-It is nyot g-good to a-accept t-the pewson of t-the w-wicked, to ovewthwow +t-the wighteous in judgment. + +18:6 A-A f-foow's w-wips entew into contention, and his mouth cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +stwokes. + +18:7 A-A f-foow's mouth is his destwuction, and his w-wips awe t-the snyawe of +his souw. + +18:8 The w-wowds of a {{ (>_<) }} t-tawebeawew awe as wounds, and they go down into +t-the innyewmost pawts of t-the b-bewwy. + +18:9 He awso that is swothfuw in his wowk is b-bwothew to him that is a +gweat w-wastew. + +18:10 The nyame of t-the WOWD is a stwong towew: t-the wighteous w-wunnyeth +into it, and is safe. + +1-18:11 The wich man's weawth is his stwong city, and as an high waww in +his own conceit. + +18:12 Befowe destwuction t-the heawt of man is haughty, and befowe +honyouw is humiwity. + +18:13 He that answeweth a mattew befowe he heaweth it, it is fowwy and +shame u-unto h-him. + +18:14 The spiwit of a man wiww sustain his i-infiwmity; but a w-wounded +spiwit who c-can beaw? 18:15 The heawt of t-the pwudent getteth +knyowwedge; and t-the eaw of t-the wise seeketh knyowwedge. + +18:16 A-A man's gift m-maketh woom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and bwingeth him befowe gweat +m-men. + +18:17 He that is fiwst in his own c-cause seemeth just; but his +(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw cometh and seawcheth h-him. + +18:18 The wot causeth c-contentions to cease, and pawteth b-between t-the +mighty. + +18:19 A-A b-bwothew o-offended is ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *blushes* h-hawdew to be won than a stwong city: and +theiw c-contentions awe w-wike t-the baws of a castwe. + +18:20 A-A man's bewwy shaww be satisfied with t-the fwuit of his mouth; +and with t-the incwease of his w-wips shaww he be fiwwed. + +1-18:21 Death and wife awe in t-the p-powew of t-the t-tongue: and they that +wove it shaww e-eat t-the fwuit t-theweof. + +18:22 Whoso findeth a wife findeth a g-good thing, and obtainyeth favouw +of t-the WOWD. + +1-18:23 The poow useth intweaties; but t-the wich answeweth woughwy. + +18:24 A-A man that hath fwiends (* ^ ω ^) m-must s-shew himsewf fwiendwy: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +a fwiend that sticketh cwosew than a bwothew. + +19:1 Bettew is t-the poow that w-wawketh in his i-integwity, than he that is +pewvewse in his wips, and is a foow. + +19:2 Awso, that t-the souw be without knyowwedge, it is nyot good; and he +that hasteth with his feet sinnyeth. + +19:3 The foowishnyess of man p-pewvewteth his w-way: and his heawt fwetteth +against t-the WOWD. + +19:4 Weawth m-maketh many fwiends; but t-the poow is sepawated fwom his +nyeighbouw. + +19:5 A-A f-fawse witnyess shaww nyot be unpunyished, and he that s-speaketh +wies shaww nyot escape. + +1-19:6 Many wiww intweat t-the favouw of t-the pwince: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man is a +fwiend to him that giveth gifts. + +19:7 Aww t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of t-the poow (^-^*)/ d-do hate him: how m-much mowe (^-^*)/ d-do his +fwiends go faw fwom h-him? he puwsueth t-them with wowds, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they awe +wanting to h-him. + +19:8 He that getteth wisdom woveth his own souw: he that keepeth +undewstanding shaww f-find good. + +19:9 A-A f-fawse witnyess shaww nyot be unpunyished, and he that s-speaketh +wies shaww pewish. + +19:10 Dewight is nyot (✧ω✧) *giggles shyly* s-seemwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a foow; m-much w-wess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sewvant to +have w-wuwe o-ovew p-pwinces. + +1-19:11 The discwetion of a man defewweth his angew; and it is his gwowy +to pass o-ovew a twansgwession. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 The king's wwath is as t-the woawing of a w-wion; but his favouw is +as dew upon t-the gwass. + +19:13 A-A foowish son is t-the cawamity of his fathew: and t-the c-contentions +of a wife awe a c-continyuaw dwopping. + +19:14 House and w-wiches awe t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of fathews: and a pwudent +wife is fwom t-the WOWD. + +19:15 Swothfuwnyess casteth into a (☆▽☆) d-deep sweep; and an idwe souw shaww +s-suffew hungew. + +19:16 He that keepeth t-the commandment keepeth his own s-souw; but he +that despiseth his ways shaww die. + +19:17 He that hath p-pity upon t-the poow wendeth u-unto t-the WOWD; and that +which he hath given wiww he pay him again. + +19:18 Chasten thy son whiwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hope, and wet nyot thy souw spawe +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his cwying. + +19:19 A-A man of gweat wwath shaww s-suffew punyishment: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-thou +d-dewivew him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must (^-^*)/ d-do it again. + +19:20 Heaw counsew, and weceive instwuction, that t-thou mayest be wise +in thy wattew end. + +19:21 Thewe awe many devices in a man's heawt; nyevewthewess t-the +counsew of t-the WOWD, that shaww stand. + +1-19:22 The d-desiwe of a man is his kindnyess: and a poow man is bettew +than a wiaw. + +19:23 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD tendeth to wife: and he that hath it shaww +abide satisfied; he shaww nyot be v-visited with \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +19:24 A-A swothfuw man h-hideth his hand in his bosom, and wiww nyot so +m-much as bwing it to his mouth again. + +19:25 S-Smite a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *notices bulge* s-scownyew, and t-the simpwe wiww bewawe: and wepwove onye +that hath u-undewstanding, and he wiww undewstand knyowwedge. + +19:26 He that wasteth his fathew, and chaseth away his mothew, is a +son that causeth shame, and bwingeth wepwoach. + +19:27 Cease, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, to h-heaw t-the instwuction that causeth to eww fwom +t-the w-wowds of knyowwedge. + +19:28 An ungodwy witnyess s-scownyeth judgment: and t-the mouth of t-the +wicked devouweth inyiquity. + +19:29 Judgments awe pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow scownyews, and stwipes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the back of +foows. + +20:1 Winye is a mockew, stwong dwink is waging: and w-whosoevew is +d-deceived theweby is nyot wise. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 The f-feaw of a king is as t-the woawing of a wion: w-whoso pwovoketh +him to angew ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth against his own souw. + +20:3 I-It is an honyouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to cease fwom (*^.^*) s-stwife: but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foow +wiww be m-meddwing. + +20:4 The s-swuggawd wiww nyot (✯◡✯) p-pwow by w-weason of t-the c-cowd; thewefowe shaww +he beg in hawvest, and have nyothing. + +20:5 Counsew in t-the heawt of man is w-wike (☆▽☆) d-deep watew; but a man of +undewstanding wiww d-dwaw it ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +20:6 Most men wiww pwocwaim {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his own goodnyess: but a faithfuw +man who c-can find? (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 The just man w-wawketh in his integwity: his +chiwdwen awe bwessed aftew h-him. + +20:8 A-A king that sitteth in t-the t-thwonye of j-judgment s-scatteweth away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +eviw with his eyes. + +20:9 Who c-can say, I have m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt cwean, I am puwe fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sin? +20:10 (^ω~) *shuffles closer* D-Divews weights, and divews measuwes, both of t-them awe a-awike +a-abominyation to t-the WOWD. + +2-20:11 Even a c-chiwd is knyown by his doings, whethew his wowk be puwe, +and whethew it be wight. + +2-20:12 The heawing eaw, and t-the seeing eye, t-the WOWD hath m-made even +both of them. + +2-20:13 Wove nyot sweep, west t-thou come to povewty; open thinye eyes, and +t-thou shawt be satisfied with bwead. + +2-20:14 I-It is nyaught, it is nyaught, saith t-the buyew: but when he is gonye +his way, t-then he boasteth. + +2-20:15 Thewe is gowd, and a muwtitude of wubies: but t-the w-wips of +k-knyowwedge awe a (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious jewew. + +20:16 Take his gawment that is s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a stwangew: and o(>ω<)o t-take a +p-pwedge of him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-stwange |･ω･) w-woman. + +2-20:17 (ノωヽ) B-Bwead of d-deceit is sweet to a man; but a-aftewwawds his mouth +shaww be fiwwed with gwavew. + +20:18 Evewy puwpose is estabwished by counsew: and with g-good advice +make waw. + +2-20:19 He that goeth about as a {{ (>_<) }} t-tawebeawew weveaweth secwets: thewefowe +m-meddwe nyot with him that f-fwatteweth with his w-wips. + +20:20 Whoso cuwseth his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew, his wamp shaww be put +out in obscuwe dawknyess. + +20:21 An (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance may be gotten hastiwy a-at t-the beginnying; but t-the +end theweof shaww nyot be bwessed. + +2-20:22 Say nyot thou, I wiww wecompense eviw; but wait on t-the WOWD, and +he shaww s-save thee. + +20:23 (^ω~) *shuffles closer* D-Divews weights awe an a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD; and a f-fawse +bawance is nyot good. + +20:24 M-Man's goings awe of t-the WOWD; how c-can a man t-then undewstand his +own way? 20:25 I-It is a snyawe to t-the man who devouweth that which is +howy, and aftew vows to make enquiwy. + +20:26 A-A wise king s-scatteweth t-the w-wicked, and bwingeth t-the wheew o-ovew +them. + +2-20:27 The spiwit of man is t-the c-candwe of t-the WOWD, seawching (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +inwawd pawts of t-the b-bewwy. + +20:28 M-Mewcy and twuth pwesewve t-the king: and his t-thwonye is uphowden by +mewcy. + +20:29 The gwowy of young men is theiw stwength: and t-the b-beauty of o-owd +men is t-the g-gwey head. + +20:30 The bwuenyess of a wound cweanseth away eviw: so (^-^*)/ d-do stwipes t-the +inwawd pawts of t-the b-bewwy. + +21:1 The king's heawt is in t-the hand of t-the WOWD, as t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of +watew: he tuwnyeth it whithewsoevew he wiww. + +21:2 Evewy w-way of a man is wight in his own eyes: but t-the WOWD +p-pondeweth t-the heawts. + +21:3 To (^-^*)/ d-do justice and j-judgment is mowe acceptabwe to t-the WOWD than +sacwifice. + +21:4 An high wook, and a pwoud heawt, and t-the p-pwowing of t-the w-wicked, +is sin. + +21:5 The thoughts of t-the d-diwigent (つ≧▽≦)つ t-tend onwy to (=^ ◡ ^=) p-pwenteousnyess; but of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is hasty onwy to want. + +2-21:6 The getting of tweasuwes by a wying tongue is a vanyity t-tossed to +and fwo of t-them that seek death. + +21:7 The w-wobbewy of t-the wicked shaww d-destwoy t-them; because they wefuse +to (^-^*)/ d-do judgment. + +21:8 The w-way of man is fwowawd and stwange: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the puwe, his +wowk is wight. + +21:9 I-It is bettew to dweww in a cownyew of t-the housetop, than with a +bwawwing woman in a wide house. + +21:10 The souw of t-the wicked desiweth eviw: his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw findeth nyo +favouw in his eyes. + +21:11 When t-the scownyew is punyished, t-the simpwe is m-made wise: and when +t-the wise is instwucted, he weceiveth knyowwedge. + +21:12 The wighteous man wisewy consideweth t-the house of t-the wicked: +but God o-ovewthwoweth t-the wicked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wickednyess. + +2-21:13 Whoso stoppeth his eaws a-at t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the poow, he awso shaww +(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy himsewf, but shaww nyot be h-heawd. + +21:14 A-A gift in secwet pacifieth angew: and a wewawd in t-the b-bosom +stwong wwath. + +2-21:15 I-It is joy to t-the just to (^-^*)/ d-do judgment: but destwuction shaww be +to t-the wowkews of inyiquity. + +21:16 The man that (o^ ^o)/ *shuffles closer* w-wandeweth out of t-the w-way of undewstanding shaww +wemain in t-the c-congwegation of t-the dead. + +21:17 He that woveth pweasuwe shaww be a poow man: he that woveth winye +and oiw shaww nyot be w-wich. + +2-21:18 The wicked shaww be a wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and t-the +twansgwessow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the upwight. + +2-21:19 I-It is bettew to dweww in t-the wiwdewnyess, than with a contentious +and an angwy |･ω･) w-woman. + +21:20 Thewe is tweasuwe to be desiwed and oiw in t-the dwewwing of t-the +wise; but a foowish man s-spendeth it (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +21:21 He that fowwoweth aftew wighteousnyess and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy findeth w-wife, +wighteousnyess, and honyouw. + +2-21:22 A-A wise man scaweth t-the city of t-the mighty, and casteth down t-the +stwength of t-the confidence t-theweof. + +21:23 Whoso keepeth his mouth and his tongue keepeth his souw fwom +t-twoubwes. + +21:24 Pwoud and haughty scownyew is his nyame, who deaweth in pwoud +wwath. + +21:25 The d-desiwe of t-the swothfuw kiwweth h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his h-hands wefuse to +wabouw. + +21:26 He c-coveteth gweediwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day w-wong: but t-the wighteous giveth +and spaweth n-nyot. + +21:27 The sacwifice of t-the wicked is abominyation: how m-much m-mowe, when +he bwingeth it with a wicked mind? 21:28 A-A f-fawse witnyess shaww +pewish: but t-the man that heaweth s-speaketh constantwy. + +21:29 A-A wicked man hawdenyeth his f-face: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the upwight, he +diwecteth his way. + +2-21:30 Thewe is nyo wisdom (=`ω´=) n-nyow undewstanding (=`ω´=) n-nyow counsew against t-the +WOWD. + +21:31 The h-howse is pwepawed against t-the day of |･ω･) b-battwe: but safety is +of t-the WOWD. + +22:1 A-A GOOD nyame is wathew to be chosen than gweat wiches, and w-woving +favouw wathew than s-siwvew and gowd. + +2-22:2 The wich and poow meet togethew: t-the WOWD is t-the makew of t-them +aww. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 A-A pwudent man foweseeth t-the eviw, and h-hideth himsewf: but t-the +simpwe pass o-on, and awe p-punyished. + +22:4 By humiwity and t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD awe wiches, and honyouw, and +wife. + +2-22:5 Thowns and snyawes awe in t-the w-way of t-the (^-^*)/ f-fwowawd: he that doth +keep his souw shaww be faw fwom them. + +22:6 Twain up a c-chiwd in t-the w-way he shouwd go: and when he is o-owd, he +wiww nyot depawt fwom it. + +22:7 The wich wuweth o-ovew t-the poow, and t-the bowwowew is sewvant to t-the +wendew. + +22:8 He that soweth i-inyiquity shaww w-weap vanyity: and t-the wod of his +angew shaww faiw. + +22:9 He that hath a bountifuw eye shaww be bwessed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he giveth of +his bwead to t-the poow. + +22:10 Cast out t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *notices bulge* s-scownyew, and c-contention shaww go out; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, stwife +and wepwoach shaww cease. + +22:11 He that woveth puwenyess of heawt, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwace of his w-wips t-the +king shaww be his f-fwiend. + +22:12 The eyes of t-the WOWD pwesewve knyowwedge, and he o-ovewthwoweth t-the +w-wowds of t-the twansgwessow. + +22:13 The swothfuw man saith, Thewe is a w-wion without, I shaww be +s-swain in t-the stweets. + +22:14 The mouth of s-stwange w-women is a (☆▽☆) d-deep pit: he that is a-abhowwed of +t-the WOWD shaww faww thewein. + +22:15 Foowishnyess is b-bound in t-the heawt of a chiwd; but t-the wod of +cowwection shaww dwive it faw fwom h-him. + +22:16 He that oppwesseth t-the poow to incwease his wiches, and he that +giveth to t-the wich, shaww suwewy come to want. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 Bow down thinye eaw, and h-heaw t-the w-wowds of t-the w-wise, and appwy +thinye heawt u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my knyowwedge. + +22:18 Fow it is a pweasant t-thing if t-thou keep t-them within thee; they +shaww withaw be fitted in thy w-wips. + +22:19 That thy t-twust may be in t-the WOWD, I have m-made knyown to thee +this day, even to thee. + +22:20 H-Have nyot I wwitten to thee excewwent things in c-counsews and +knyowwedge, 22:21 That I m-might make thee knyow t-the cewtainty of t-the +w-wowds of t-twuth; that t-thou mightest answew t-the w-wowds of twuth to t-them +that send u-unto thee? 2-22:22 Wob nyot t-the poow, because he is poow: +nyeithew o(>ω<)o o-oppwess t-the affwicted in t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 22:23 Fow t-the WOWD wiww +pwead theiw cause, and spoiw t-the souw of those that spoiwed them. + +22:24 Make nyo f-fwiendship with an angwy man; and with a fuwious man +t-thou shawt nyot go: 22:25 West t-thou weawn his ways, and get a snyawe to +thy souw. + +22:26 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot t-thou onye of t-them that stwike hands, ow of t-them that awe +suweties (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow debts. + +22:27 If t-thou hast nyothing to pay, why shouwd he o(>ω<)o t-take away thy b-bed +fwom undew thee? 22:28 Wemove nyot t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient wandmawk, which thy +f-fathews have s-set. + +22:29 S-Seest t-thou a man d-diwigent in his ต(=ω=)ต b-businyess? he shaww stand befowe +kings; he shaww nyot stand befowe mean m-men. + +23:1 When t-thou sittest to e-eat with a wuwew, considew diwigentwy what +is befowe t-thee: 23:2 And put a k-knyife to thy t-thwoat, if t-thou be a man +given to appetite. + +23:3 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot desiwous of his dainties: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe deceitfuw meat. + +23:4 Wabouw nyot to be w-wich: cease fwom thinye own w-wisdom. + +23:5 Wiwt t-thou s-set thinye eyes upon that which is nyot? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wiches +cewtainwy make themsewves wings; they fwy away as an eagwe towawd +heaven. + +23:6 Eat t-thou nyot t-the bwead of him that hath an eviw eye, nyeithew +d-desiwe t-thou his ＼(≧▽≦)／ d-dainty m-meats: 2-23:7 Fow as he thinketh in his heawt, so +is he: Eat and dwink, saith he to thee; but his heawt is nyot with +thee. + +2-23:8 The m-mowsew which t-thou hast eaten shawt t-thou vomit up, and wose +thy sweet wowds. + +23:9 Speak nyot in t-the eaws of a foow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww despise t-the wisdom +of thy wowds. + +23:10 Wemove nyot t-the o-owd wandmawk; and entew nyot into t-the fiewds of +t-the fathewwess: 23:11 Fow theiw (o^▽^o) w-wedeemew is m-mighty; he shaww pwead +theiw c-cause with thee. + +23:12 UwU A-Appwy thinye heawt u-unto instwuction, and thinye eaws to t-the w-wowds +of knyowwedge. + +2-23:13 Withhowd nyot cowwection fwom t-the chiwd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-thou beatest him +with t-the wod, he shaww nyot die. + +23:14 T-Thou shawt beat him with t-the wod, and shawt d-dewivew his souw +fwom heww. + +23:15 My son, if thinye heawt be w-wise, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt shaww wejoice, even +minye. + +23:16 Yea, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins shaww wejoice, when thy w-wips speak wight things. + +23:17 Wet nyot thinye heawt envy sinnyews: but be t-thou in t-the f-feaw of t-the +WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day wong. + +23:18 Fow suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is an end; and thinye expectation shaww nyot be +cut off. + +23:19 Heaw thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and be w-wise, and guide thinye heawt in t-the +way. + +23:20 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot among winyebibbews; among wiotous eatews of fwesh: (*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 +Fow t-the dwunkawd and t-the gwutton shaww come to povewty: and dwowsinyess +shaww cwothe a man with wags. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 Heawken u-unto thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew that begat thee, and despise nyot thy +mothew when she is owd. + +23:23 Buy t-the twuth, and seww it n-nyot; awso wisdom, and instwuction, +and undewstanding. + +23:24 The o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the wighteous shaww gweatwy wejoice: and he that +begetteth a wise c-chiwd shaww have joy of h-him. + +23:25 Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew shaww be g-gwad, and she that bawe thee +shaww wejoice. + +23:26 My son, g-give m-me thinye heawt, and wet thinye eyes o-obsewve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-ways. + +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 Fow a whowe is a (☆▽☆) d-deep ditch; and a s-stwange woman is a nyawwow +pit. + +23:28 She awso wieth in wait as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey, and incweaseth t-the +twansgwessows among m-men. + +23:29 Who hath woe? who hath sowwow? who hath c-contentions? who hath +b-babbwing? who hath w-wounds without cause? who hath wednyess of eyes? +o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 They that tawwy wong a-at t-the winye; they that go to seek mixed +winye. + +23:31 Wook nyot t-thou upon t-the winye when it is wed, when it giveth his +cowouw in t-the cup, when it moveth itsewf ( ~*-*)~ a-awight. + +23:32 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the wast it biteth w-wike a s-sewpent, and stingeth w-wike an +addew. + +2-23:33 T-Thinye eyes shaww (x_x)V b-behowd s-stwange (*°▽°*) w-women, and thinye heawt shaww +uttew pewvewse things. + +2-23:34 Yea, t-thou shawt be as he that wieth down in t-the m-midst of t-the +sea, ow as he that wieth upon t-the top of a mast. + +2-23:35 They have s-stwicken me, shawt t-thou say, and I w-was nyot sick; they +have beaten me, and I fewt it nyot: when shaww I awake? I wiww seek it +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again. + +2-24:1 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot t-thou envious against eviw men, nyeithew d-desiwe to be with +them. + +24:2 Fow theiw heawt studieth destwuction, and theiw w-wips tawk of +mischief. + +24:3 Thwough wisdom is an house buiwded; and by undewstanding it is +estabwished: 2-24:4 And by k-knyowwedge shaww t-the c-chambews be fiwwed with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious and pweasant wiches. + +24:5 A-A wise man is stwong; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, a man of k-knyowwedge incweaseth +s-stwength. + +24:6 Fow by wise counsew t-thou shawt make thy w-waw: and in muwtitude of +counsewwows (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is safety. + +24:7 Wisdom is too high (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a foow: he openyeth nyot his mouth in t-the +gate. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 He that deviseth to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw shaww be cawwed a mischievous pewson. + +24:9 The thought of foowishnyess is (*°▽°*) s-sin: and t-the scownyew is an +a-abominyation to m-men. + +24:10 If t-thou f-faint in t-the day of advewsity, thy stwength is smaww. + +24:11 If t-thou fowbeaw to d-dewivew t-them that awe dwawn u-unto d-death, and +those that awe weady to be swain; 24:12 If t-thou sayest, Behowd, we +knyew it n-nyot; doth nyot he that p-pondeweth t-the heawt considew it? and he +that keepeth thy s-souw, doth nyot he knyow it? and shaww nyot he w-wendew to +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his wowks? (❤ω❤) 2-24:13 My son, e-eat t-thou honyey, +because it is good; and t-the honyeycomb, which is sweet to thy ;;w;; *twerks* t-taste: +24:14 S-So shaww t-the k-knyowwedge of wisdom be u-unto thy souw: when t-thou +hast f-found it, t-then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a wewawd, and thy expectation shaww +nyot be cut off. + +24:15 Way nyot wait, O-O wicked ^.^ m-man, against t-the dwewwing of t-the +w-wighteous; spoiw nyot his (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-westing p-pwace: 24:16 Fow a just man f-fawweth +seven times, and wiseth up ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: but t-the wicked shaww faww into +mischief. + +24:17 Wejoice nyot when thinye enyemy fawweth, and wet nyot thinye heawt be +gwad when he stumbweth: 24:18 West t-the WOWD s-see it, and it d-dispwease +him, and he tuwn away his wwath fwom h-him. + +24:19 Fwet nyot t-thysewf because of eviw men, nyeithew be t-thou envious a-at +t-the wicked: 24:20 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo wewawd to t-the eviw man; t-the +c-candwe of t-the wicked shaww be put ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +24:21 My son, f-feaw t-thou t-the WOWD and t-the king: and m-meddwe nyot with +t-them that awe given to change: 2-24:22 Fow theiw cawamity shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise +(--_--) s-suddenwy; and who k-knyoweth t-the wuin of t-them b-both? 24:23 These things +awso bewong to t-the wise. I-It is nyot g-good to have wespect of p-pewsons in +judgment. + +24:24 He that saith u-unto t-the w-wicked, T-Thou awe w-wighteous; him shaww t-the +peopwe cuwse, nyations shaww abhow him: 24:25 But to t-them that webuke +him shaww be dewight, and a g-good bwessing shaww come upon them. + +24:26 Evewy man shaww (O.O) k-kiss his w-wips that giveth a wight answew. + +2-24:27 Pwepawe thy wowk without, and make it fit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thysewf in t-the +fiewd; and a-aftewwawds buiwd thinye house. + +(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot a witnyess against thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw without cause; and +deceive nyot with thy w-wips. + +24:29 Say nyot, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do so to him as he hath donye to me: I wiww +w-wendew to t-the man a-accowding to his wowk. + +24:30 I went by t-the fiewd of t-the swothfuw, and by t-the vinyeyawd of t-the +man void of undewstanding; 24:31 And, wo, it w-was (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-gwown o-ovew with +thowns, and n-nyettwes h-had covewed t-the f-face t-theweof, and t-the stonye waww +theweof w-was bwoken down. + +2-24:32 T-Then I saw, and considewed it weww: I wooked upon it, and +weceived (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* i-instwuction. + +24:33 Y-Yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe sweep, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (　･ω･)☞ s-swumbew, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fowding of t-the +h-hands to sweep: 24:34 S-So shaww thy povewty come as onye that +t-twavewweth; and thy want as an awmed m-man. + +2-25:1 These awe awso p-pwovewbs of S-Sowomon, which t-the men of :3 H-Hezekiah +king of Judah copied ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +25:2 I-It is t-the gwowy of God to conceaw a thing: but t-the honyouw of +kings is to s-seawch out a mattew. + +25:3 The heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow height, and t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-depth, and t-the heawt of +kings is unseawchabwe. + +25:4 Take away t-the dwoss fwom t-the s-siwvew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come fowth a +vessew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the finyew. + +25:5 Take away t-the wicked fwom befowe t-the king, and his t-thwonye shaww +be estabwished in ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 Put nyot fowth t-thysewf in t-the pwesence of t-the king, and stand nyot +in t-the pwace of gweat m-men: 25:7 Fow bettew it is that it be said u-unto +thee, Come up hithew; than that t-thou shouwdest be put w-wowew in t-the +pwesence of t-the pwince whom thinye eyes have (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. + +25:8 Go nyot fowth hastiwy to stwive, west t-thou knyow nyot what to (^-^*)/ d-do in +t-the end t-theweof, when thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw hath put thee to shame. + +25:9 D-Debate thy c-cause with thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw himsewf; and discovew nyot a +secwet to anyothew: 25:10 West he that heaweth it put thee to shame, +and thinye infamy tuwn nyot away. + +25:11 A-A wowd fitwy spoken is w-wike ~(>_<~) a-appwes of gowd in pictuwes of +siwvew. + +25:12 As an eawwing of gowd, and an ownyament of finye gowd, so is a +wise w-wepwovew upon an xDD o-obedient (・_・ヾ e-eaw. + +25:13 As t-the cowd of s-snyow in t-the time of hawvest, so is a faithfuw +messengew to t-them that send him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wefwesheth t-the souw of his +mastews. + +25:14 Whoso boasteth himsewf of a f-fawse gift is w-wike cwouds and wind +without wain. + +25:15 By wong fowbeawing is a pwince pewsuaded, and a soft tongue +bweaketh t-the bonye. + +25:16 Hast t-thou f-found honyey? e-eat so m-much as is sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, +west t-thou be fiwwed thewewith, and vomit it. + +2-25:17 Withdwaw thy foot fwom thy nyeighbouw's h-house; west he be weawy +of thee, and so hate thee. + +25:18 A-A man that beaweth f-fawse witnyess against his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw is a +mauw, and a swowd, and a shawp awwow. + +25:19 C-Confidence in an unfaithfuw man in time of twoubwe is w-wike a +bwoken tooth, and a foot out of joint. + +25:20 As he that taketh away a gawment in cowd w-weathew, and as vinyegaw +upon nyitwe, so is he that (´ ∀ ` *) s-singeth s-songs to an h-heavy heawt. + +25:21 If thinye enyemy be hungwy, g-give him bwead to eat; and if he be +t-thiwsty, g-give him w-watew to dwink: 25:22 Fow t-thou shawt heap coaws of +fiwe upon his head, and t-the WOWD shaww wewawd thee. + +25:23 The nyowth wind dwiveth away wain: so doth an angwy c-countenyance a +backbiting tongue. + +2-25:24 I-It is bettew to dweww in t-the cownyew of t-the housetop, than with a +bwawwing woman and in a wide house. + +25:25 As cowd watews to a thiwsty s-souw, so is g-good ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ n-nyews fwom a faw +countwy. + +25:26 A-A wighteous man fawwing down befowe t-the wicked is as a twoubwed +fountain, and a cowwupt spwing. + +25:27 I-It is nyot g-good to e-eat m-much honyey: so (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow men to s-seawch theiw own +gwowy is nyot gwowy. + +25:28 He that hath nyo w-wuwe o-ovew his own spiwit is w-wike a city that is +bwoken down, and without wawws. + +26:1 As s-snyow in summew, and as wain in hawvest, so honyouw is nyot +(✧ω✧) *giggles shyly* s-seemwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a foow. + +26:2 As t-the biwd by wandewing, as t-the swawwow by fwying, so t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse +causewess shaww nyot come. + +26:3 A-A whip (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howse, a bwidwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ass, and a wod (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +f-foow's back. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 Answew nyot a foow a-accowding to his fowwy, west t-thou awso be w-wike +u-unto h-him. + +26:5 Answew a foow a-accowding to his fowwy, west he be wise in his own +conceit. + +26:6 He that (-_-) s-sendeth a message by t-the hand of a foow cutteth off t-the +feet, and dwinketh damage. + +26:7 The wegs of t-the wame awe nyot equaw: so is a pawabwe in t-the mouth +of foows. + +26:8 As he that bindeth a stonye in a swing, so is he that giveth +honyouw to a foow. + +26:9 As a thown goeth up into t-the hand of a dwunkawd, so is a pawabwe +in t-the mouths of foows. + +26:10 The gweat God that |･ω･) f-fowmed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things both wewawdeth t-the foow, +and wewawdeth twansgwessows. + +2-26:11 As a d-dog wetuwnyeth to his vomit, so a foow wetuwnyeth to his +fowwy. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 S-Seest t-thou a man wise in his own conceit? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is mowe hope of +a foow than of h-him. + +26:13 The swothfuw man saith, Thewe is a w-wion in t-the way; a w-wion is in +t-the stweets. + +26:14 As t-the doow tuwnyeth upon his h-hinges, so doth t-the swothfuw upon +his bed. + +26:15 The swothfuw h-hideth his hand in his bosom; it g-gwieveth him to +bwing it again to his mouth. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 The s-swuggawd is wisew in his own conceit than seven men that c-can +w-wendew a ต(=ω=)ต w-weason. + +26:17 He that passeth by, and meddweth with stwife bewonging nyot to +him, is w-wike onye that taketh a d-dog by t-the eaws. + +26:18 As a mad man who casteth fiwebwands, a-awwows, and d-death, 26:19 S-So +is t-the man that deceiveth his nyeighbouw, and saith, Am nyot I in spowt? +26:20 Whewe nyo w-wood is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the fiwe goeth out: so whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo +tawebeawew, t-the stwife ceaseth. + +26:21 As coaws awe to b-buwnying coaws, and w-wood to fiwe; so is a +contentious man to kindwe stwife. + +26:22 The w-wowds of a {{ (>_<) }} t-tawebeawew awe as wounds, and they go down into +t-the innyewmost pawts of t-the b-bewwy. + +26:23 Buwnying w-wips and a wicked heawt awe w-wike a potshewd covewed with +s-siwvew dwoss. + +2-26:24 He that hateth dissembweth with his wips, and wayeth up d-deceit +within h-him; 2-26:25 When he s-speaketh faiw, bewieve him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +awe seven abominyations in his heawt. + +2-26:26 Whose hatwed is covewed by deceit, his w-wickednyess shaww be +shewed befowe t-the w-whowe c-congwegation. + +2-26:27 Whoso diggeth a p-pit shaww faww thewein: and he that wowweth a +stonye, it wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn upon h-him. + +2-26:28 A-A wying tongue hateth those that awe affwicted by it; and a +fwattewing mouth w-wowketh wuin. + +2-27:1 Boast nyot t-thysewf of to mowwow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest nyot what a day +may bwing f-fowth. + +27:2 Wet anyothew man pwaise thee, and nyot thinye own mouth; a s-stwangew, +and nyot thinye own w-wips. + +27:3 A-A stonye is h-heavy, and t-the sand weighty; but a f-foow's wwath is +heaview than t-them ♡(｡- ω -) b-both. + +27:4 Wwath is cwuew, and angew is outwageous; but who is abwe to stand +befowe e-envy? 27:5 Open webuke is bettew than secwet wove. + +2-27:6 Faithfuw awe t-the w-wounds of a fwiend; but t-the kisses of an enyemy +awe d-deceitfuw. + +2-27:7 The f-fuww souw woatheth an honyeycomb; but to t-the (・_・ヾ h-hungwy souw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +bittew t-thing is sweet. + +27:8 As a biwd that (o^ ^o)/ *shuffles closer* w-wandeweth fwom hew nyest, so is a man that +(o^ ^o)/ *shuffles closer* w-wandeweth fwom his pwace. + +27:9 O-Ointment and pewfume wejoice t-the (*°▽°*) h-heawt: so doth t-the s-sweetnyess of +a man's fwiend by heawty counsew. + +27:10 T-Thinye own fwiend, and thy fathew's fwiend, fowsake n-nyot; nyeithew +go into thy bwothew's house in t-the day of thy cawamity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bettew is +a (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw that is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw than a b-bwothew faw off. + +27:11 My son, be w-wise, and make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt g-gwad, that I may answew him +that w-wepwoacheth me. + +2-27:12 A-A pwudent man foweseeth t-the eviw, and h-hideth himsewf; but t-the +simpwe pass o-on, and awe p-punyished. + +27:13 Take his gawment that is s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-stwangew, and o(>ω<)o t-take a +p-pwedge of him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-stwange |･ω･) w-woman. + +2-27:14 He that bwesseth his fwiend with a w-woud voice, wising eawwy in +t-the m-mownying, it shaww be c-counted a (O_O;) c-cuwse to h-him. + +27:15 A-A c-continyuaw dwopping in a vewy w-wainy day and a contentious woman +awe awike. + +27:16 Whosoevew h-hideth hew h-hideth t-the wind, and t-the ointment of his +wight hand, which bewwayeth itsewf. + +27:17 >_< I-Iwon shawpenyeth iwon; so a man shawpenyeth t-the c-countenyance of his +f-fwiend. + +27:18 Whoso keepeth t-the fig twee shaww e-eat t-the fwuit theweof: so he +that waiteth on his mastew shaww be honyouwed. + +2-27:19 As in w-watew f-face answeweth to face, so t-the heawt of man to m-man. + +2-27:20 Heww and destwuction awe nyevew fuww; so t-the eyes of man awe +nyevew s-satisfied. + +27:21 As t-the finying p-pot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-siwvew, and t-the fuwnyace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd; so is a +man to his pwaise. + +2-27:22 Though t-thou shouwdest bway a foow in a mowtaw among wheat with a +pestwe, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww nyot his foowishnyess depawt fwom h-him. + +27:23 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou d-diwigent to knyow t-the state of thy >w< f-fwocks, and wook w-weww +to thy hewds. + +27:24 Fow w-wiches awe nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and doth t-the cwown e-enduwe to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +(o_O)! g-genyewation? 27:25 The hay appeaweth, and t-the tendew gwass sheweth +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, and hewbs of t-the mountains awe gathewed. + +27:26 The w-wambs awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy cwothing, and t-the g-goats awe t-the p-pwice of +t-the fiewd. + +27:27 And t-thou shawt have goats' miwk e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy food, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +food of thy h-househowd, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the maintenyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy maidens. + +2-28:1 The wicked fwee when nyo man p-puwsueth: but t-the wighteous awe bowd +as a wion. + +2-28:2 Fow t-the twansgwession of a wand many awe t-the pwinces theweof: but +by a man of undewstanding and k-knyowwedge t-the state theweof shaww be +pwowonged. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 A-A poow man that oppwesseth t-the poow is w-wike a s-sweeping wain which +weaveth nyo food. + +^-^ 2-28:4 They that fowsake t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw pwaise t-the wicked: but such as keep t-the +(☆▽☆) w-waw contend with them. + +2-28:5 Eviw men undewstand nyot judgment: but they that seek t-the WOWD +undewstand (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +28:6 Bettew is t-the poow that w-wawketh in his u-upwightnyess, than he that +is pewvewse in his ways, t-though he be w-wich. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 Whoso keepeth t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is a wise son: but he that is a companyion +of wiotous men shameth his fathew. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 He that by u-usuwy and unjust gain incweaseth his substance, he +shaww gathew it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that wiww p-pity t-the poow. + +28:9 He that tuwnyeth away his eaw fwom heawing t-the w-waw, even his +pwayew shaww be abominyation. + +28:10 Whoso causeth t-the wighteous to go ( ~*-*)~ a-astway in an eviw way, he +shaww faww himsewf into his own pit: but t-the upwight shaww have g-good +things in p-possession. + +28:11 The wich man is wise in his own conceit; but t-the poow that hath +undewstanding seawcheth him ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +2-28:12 When wighteous men (^-^*)/ d-do wejoice, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is gweat gwowy: but when +t-the wicked wise, a man is (*ﾉωﾉ) *teleports behind you* h-hidden. + +(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 He that coveweth his s-sins shaww nyot pwospew: but w-whoso +confesseth and fowsaketh t-them shaww have mewcy. + +28:14 Happy is t-the man that feaweth awway: but he that hawdenyeth his +heawt shaww faww into mischief. + +2-28:15 As a woawing wion, and a wanging beaw; so is a wicked wuwew o-ovew +t-the poow peopwe. + +28:16 The pwince that wanteth undewstanding is awso a gweat oppwessow: +but he that hateth covetousnyess shaww pwowong his days. + +28:17 A-A man that doeth viowence to t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of any pewson shaww fwee +to t-the pit; wet nyo man stay h-him. + +28:18 Whoso w-wawketh u-upwightwy shaww be saved: but he that is pewvewse +in his ways shaww faww a-at once. + +28:19 He that tiwweth his wand shaww have pwenty of bwead: but he that +fowwoweth aftew vain p-pewsons shaww have povewty enyough. + +28:20 A-A faithfuw man shaww abound with bwessings: but he that m-maketh +haste to be wich shaww nyot be innyocent. + +2-28:21 To have wespect of p-pewsons is nyot good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a piece of bwead +that man wiww twansgwess. + +2-28:22 He that hasteth to be wich hath an eviw eye, and consideweth nyot +that povewty shaww come upon h-him. + +28:23 He that webuketh a man a-aftewwawds shaww f-find mowe favouw than he +that f-fwatteweth with t-the tongue. + +28:24 Whoso wobbeth his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew, and saith, I-It is nyo +twansgwession; t-the same is t-the companyion of a destwoyew. + +28:25 He that is of a pwoud heawt s-stiwweth up (*^.^*) s-stwife: but he that +putteth his t-twust in t-the WOWD shaww be m-made f-fat. + +28:26 He that t-twusteth in his own heawt is a foow: but w-whoso w-wawketh +w-wisewy, he shaww be dewivewed. + +28:27 He that giveth u-unto t-the poow shaww nyot wack: but he that h-hideth +his eyes shaww have many a cuwse. + +28:28 When t-the wicked wise, men hide themsewves: but when they pewish, +t-the wighteous i-incwease. + +2-29:1 He, that being often wepwoved hawdenyeth his nyeck, shaww suddenwy +be destwoyed, and that without wemedy. + +29:2 When t-the wighteous awe in a-authowity, t-the peopwe wejoice: but when +t-the wicked beaweth wuwe, t-the peopwe mouwn. + +29:3 Whoso woveth wisdom (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth his fathew: but he that keepeth +company with hawwots s-spendeth his substance. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 The king by j-judgment e-estabwisheth t-the wand: but he that weceiveth +gifts o-ovewthwoweth it. + +29:5 A-A man that f-fwatteweth his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw spweadeth a nyet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his feet. + +2-29:6 In t-the twansgwession of an eviw man (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a snyawe: but t-the +wighteous doth sing and wejoice. + +29:7 The wighteous consideweth t-the c-cause of t-the poow: but t-the wicked +wegawdeth nyot to knyow it. + +29:8 S-Scownfuw men bwing a city into a snyawe: but wise men tuwn away +wwath. + +29:9 If a wise man contendeth with a foowish ^.^ m-man, whethew he wage ow +waugh, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo w-west. + +29:10 The b-bwoodthiwsty hate t-the u-upwight: but t-the just seek his souw. + +29:11 A-A foow utteweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in tiww +aftewwawds. + +29:12 If a wuwew heawken to w-wies, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe wicked. + +29:13 The poow and t-the deceitfuw man meet togethew: t-the WOWD +wightenyeth both theiw eyes. + +2-29:14 The king that f-faithfuwwy j-judgeth t-the poow, his t-thwonye shaww be +estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +OwO 2-29:15 The wod and wepwoof g-give w-wisdom: but a c-chiwd weft to himsewf +bwingeth his mothew to shame. + +29:16 When t-the wicked awe m-muwtipwied, twansgwession i-incweaseth: but +t-the wighteous shaww s-see theiw faww. + +29:17 Cowwect thy son, and he shaww g-give thee west; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he shaww g-give +dewight u-unto thy souw. + +29:18 Whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo vision, t-the peopwe pewish: but he that keepeth +t-the w-waw, happy is he. + +2-29:19 A-A sewvant wiww nyot be cowwected by wowds: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-though he +undewstand he wiww nyot answew. + +29:20 S-Seest t-thou a man that is hasty in his wowds? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is mowe hope +of a foow than of h-him. + +29:21 He that dewicatewy bwingeth up his sewvant fwom a c-chiwd shaww +have him become his son a-at t-the wength. + +2-29:22 An angwy man s-stiwweth up stwife, and a fuwious man (=^･ｪ･^=) *pokes you* a-aboundeth in +twansgwession. + +29:23 A-A man's pwide shaww bwing him wow: but honyouw shaww uphowd t-the +humbwe in spiwit. + +29:24 Whoso is pawtnyew with a t-thief hateth his own souw: he heaweth +cuwsing, and bewwayeth it n-nyot. + +29:25 The f-feaw of man bwingeth a snyawe: but w-whoso putteth his t-twust in +t-the WOWD shaww be safe. + +29:26 Many seek t-the wuwew's f-favouw; but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's j-judgment cometh +fwom t-the WOWD. + +29:27 An unjust man is an a-abominyation to t-the just: and he that is +upwight in t-the w-way is a-abominyation to t-the wicked. + +30:1 The w-wowds of Aguw t-the son of Jakeh, even t-the pwophecy: t-the man +spake u-unto Ithiew, even u-unto Ithiew and Ucaw, 30:2 S-Suwewy I am mowe +bwutish than any ^.^ m-man, and have nyot t-the undewstanding of a m-man. + +30:3 I nyeithew (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed wisdom, (=`ω´=) n-nyow have t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the howy. + +30:4 Who hath ascended up into heaven, ow descended? who hath gathewed +t-the wind in his fists? who hath b-bound t-the watews in a gawment? who +hath estabwished (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth? what is his nyame, and what +is his son's nyame, if t-thou c-canst t-teww? 3-30:5 Evewy wowd of God is +o(≧▽≦)o p-puwe: he is a shiewd u-unto t-them that put theiw t-twust in h-him. + +30:6 Add t-thou nyot u-unto his wowds, west he wepwove thee, and t-thou be +f-found a wiaw. + +30:7 Two things have I wequiwed of thee; deny m-me t-them nyot befowe I +die: 30:8 Wemove faw fwom m-me vanyity and wies: g-give m-me nyeithew povewty +(=`ω´=) n-nyow wiches; feed m-me with food convenyient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: (*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 West I be fuww, +and deny thee, and say, Who is t-the WOWD? ow west I be poow, and steaw, +and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the nyame of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God in vain. + +30:10 Accuse nyot a sewvant u-unto his mastew, west he (O_O;) c-cuwse thee, and +t-thou be f-found guiwty. + +3-30:11 Thewe is a genyewation that cuwseth theiw fathew, and doth nyot +bwess theiw m-mothew. + +30:12 Thewe is a genyewation that awe puwe in theiw own eyes, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +is nyot washed fwom theiw fiwthinyess. + +30:13 Thewe is a g-genyewation, O-O how wofty awe theiw e-eyes! and theiw +eyewids awe w-wifted (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +30:14 Thewe is a g-genyewation, whose t-teeth awe as swowds, and theiw jaw +t-teeth as k-knyives, to devouw t-the poow fwom off t-the eawth, and t-the nyeedy +fwom among m-men. + +30:15 The h-howseweach hath two (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, cwying, Give, give. Thewe awe +thwee things that awe nyevew satisfied, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, fouw things say nyot, I-It is +enyough: 30:16 The gwave; and t-the b-bawwen womb; t-the eawth that is nyot +fiwwed with watew; and t-the fiwe that saith nyot, I-It is enyough. + +30:17 The eye that mocketh a-at his fathew, and despiseth to obey his +mothew, t-the wavens of t-the vawwey shaww pick it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the young +e-eagwes shaww e-eat it. + +30:18 Thewe be thwee things which awe too wondewfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, fouw +which I knyow nyot: 3-30:19 The w-way of an eagwe in t-the aiw; t-the w-way of a +sewpent upon a wock; t-the w-way of a s-ship in t-the m-midst of t-the sea; and +t-the w-way of a man with a m-maid. + +30:20 S-Such is t-the w-way of an aduwtewous woman; she eateth, and wipeth +hew mouth, and saith, I have donye nyo wickednyess. + +30:21 Fow thwee things t-the eawth is disquieted, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fouw which it +c-cannyot beaw: 30:22 Fow a sewvant when he weignyeth; and a foow when he +is fiwwed with meat; 3-30:23 Fow an o-odious woman when she is m-mawwied; +and an handmaid that is h-heiw to hew mistwess. + +30:24 Thewe be fouw things which awe ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe upon t-the eawth, but they +awe exceeding wise: 30:25 The a-ants awe a peopwe nyot stwong, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they +p-pwepawe theiw meat in t-the s-summew; 30:26 The c-conyies awe but a feebwe +fowk, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet make they theiw houses in t-the w-wocks; 3-30:27 The wocusts have +nyo king, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet go they fowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them by bands; 3-30:28 The spidew +taketh h-howd with hew hands, and is in kings' pawaces. + +30:29 Thewe be thwee things which go weww, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, fouw awe c-comewy in +going: 3-30:30 A-A w-wion which is stwongest among beasts, and tuwnyeth nyot +away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-any; 3-30:31 A-A gweyhound; an he goat awso; and a king, against +whom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wising (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +30:32 If t-thou hast donye foowishwy in wifting up xDD t-thysewf, ow if t-thou +hast thought eviw, way thinye hand upon thy mouth. + +30:33 S-Suwewy t-the chuwnying of miwk bwingeth fowth b-buttew, and t-the +wwinging of t-the nyose bwingeth fowth b-bwood: so t-the fowcing of wwath +bwingeth fowth stwife. + +31:1 The w-wowds of king Wemuew, t-the pwophecy that his mothew taught +h-him. + +3-31:2 What, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? and what, t-the son of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my womb? and what, t-the son of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows? 31:3 Give nyot thy stwength u-unto (*°▽°*) w-women, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy ways to that +which destwoyeth k-kings. + +3-31:4 I-It is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow kings, O-O Wemuew, it is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow kings to dwink winye; +(=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwinces stwong dwink: 31:5 West they dwink, and fowget t-the +w-waw, and pewvewt t-the j-judgment of any of t-the affwicted. + +31:6 Give stwong dwink u-unto him that is weady to pewish, and winye u-unto +those that be of h-heavy heawts. + +31:7 Wet him dwink, and fowget his povewty, and (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew his misewy nyo +mowe. + +31:8 Open thy mouth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dumb in t-the c-cause of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such as awe +appointed to destwuction. + +31:9 Open thy mouth, j-judge w-wighteouswy, and pwead t-the c-cause of t-the +poow and nyeedy. + +31:10 Who c-can f-find a viwtuous woman? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew p-pwice is faw a-above +wubies. + +31:11 The heawt of hew h-husband doth safewy t-twust in hew, so that he +shaww have nyo nyeed of s-spoiw. + +31:12 She wiww (^-^*)/ d-do him g-good and nyot eviw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of hew wife. + +(^ω~) 3-31:13 She seeketh woow, and fwax, and w-wowketh w-wiwwingwy with hew +hands. + +31:14 She is w-wike t-the mewchants' ships; she bwingeth hew food fwom +afaw. + +31:15 She wiseth awso whiwe it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyight, and giveth meat to hew +h-househowd, and a powtion to hew maidens. + +31:16 She consideweth a fiewd, and buyeth i-it: with t-the fwuit of hew +h-hands she pwanteth a vinyeyawd. + +31:17 She giwdeth hew woins with stwength, and s-stwengthenyeth hew awms. + +31:18 She pewceiveth that hew mewchandise is good: hew c-candwe goeth +nyot out by nyight. + +3-31:19 She wayeth hew h-hands to t-the s-spindwe, and hew h-hands h-howd t-the +distaff. + +31:20 She stwetcheth out hew hand to t-the poow; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, she weacheth fowth +hew h-hands to t-the nyeedy. + +3-31:21 She is nyot afwaid of t-the s-snyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew househowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew +(o-_-o) h-househowd awe cwothed with s-scawwet. + +3-31:22 She m-maketh hewsewf covewings of tapestwy; hew (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cwothing is siwk +and puwpwe. + +31:23 Hew h-husband is knyown in t-the gates, when he sitteth among t-the +ewdews of t-the wand. + +31:24 She m-maketh finye winyen, and sewweth it; and dewiveweth giwdwes +u-unto t-the mewchant. + +3-31:25 S-Stwength and honyouw awe hew c-cwothing; and she shaww wejoice in +time to come. + +3-31:26 She openyeth hew mouth with wisdom; and in hew tongue is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw +of kindnyess. + +31:27 She wooketh w-weww to t-the ways of hew h-househowd, and eateth nyot +t-the bwead of i-idwenyess. + +31:28 Hew chiwdwen a-awise up, and caww hew bwessed; hew h-husband awso, +and he pwaiseth hew. + +31:29 Many daughtews have donye viwtuouswy, but t-thou excewwest t-them +aww. + +3-31:30 F-Favouw is deceitfuw, and b-beauty is vain: but a woman that +feaweth t-the WOWD, she shaww be pwaised. + +31:31 Give hew of t-the fwuit of hew hands; and wet hew own wowks pwaise +hew in t-the gates. + + + + +E-Eccwesiastes + +ow + +The Pweachew + + +1:1 The w-wowds of t-the (＃￣ω￣) P-Pweachew, t-the son of D-David, king in Jewusawem. + +1:2 Vanyity of vanyities, saith t-the (＃￣ω￣) P-Pweachew, vanyity of (つ≧▽≦)つ v-vanyities; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is +vanyity. + +1:3 What pwofit hath a man of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wabouw which he taketh undew t-the +sun? 1:4 Onye genyewation passeth away, and anyothew genyewation cometh: +but t-the eawth abideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1:5 The sun awso a-awiseth, and t-the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his +pwace whewe he awose. + +1-1:6 The wind goeth towawd t-the south, and tuwnyeth about u-unto t-the nyowth; +it whiwweth about c-continyuawwy, and t-the wind wetuwnyeth again a-accowding +to his c-ciwcuits. + +1:7 Aww t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews w-wun into t-the sea; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the sea is nyot fuww; u-unto t-the +pwace fwom whence t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews come, thithew they (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn again. + +1:8 Aww things awe f-fuww of wabouw; man c-cannyot uttew i-it: t-the eye is nyot +satisfied with seeing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the eaw fiwwed with heawing. + +1-1:9 The t-thing that hath been, it is that which shaww b-be; and that +which is donye is that which shaww be d-donye: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo nyew t-thing +undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +1:10 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any t-thing wheweof it may be said, See, this is n-nyew? it +hath b-been awweady of o-owd time, which w-was befowe us. + +1:11 Thewe is nyo w-wemembwance of f-fowmew things; nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be +any w-wemembwance of things that awe to come with those that shaww come +a-aftew. + +1:12 I t-the Pweachew w-was king o-ovew Iswaew in Jewusawem. + +1:13 And I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt to seek and s-seawch out by wisdom c-concewnying +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe donye undew heaven: this sowe twavaiw hath God +given to t-the sons of man to be exewcised thewewith. + +1:14 I have s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks that awe donye undew t-the sun; and, +b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is vanyity and v-vexation of spiwit. + +1:15 That which is cwooked c-cannyot be m-made stwaight: and that which is +wanting c-cannyot be nyumbewed. + +1:16 I communyed with minye own heawt, s-saying, Wo, I am come to gweat +estate, and have gotten mowe wisdom than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that have b-been +befowe m-me in Jewusawem: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt h-had gweat expewience of wisdom +and knyowwedge. + +1:17 And I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt to knyow wisdom, and to knyow madnyess and +f-fowwy: I pewceived that this awso is v-vexation of spiwit. + +1:18 Fow in m-much wisdom is m-much g-gwief: and he that incweaseth +k-knyowwedge incweaseth \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. + +2:1 I said in minye heawt, Go to n-nyow, I wiww pwove thee with miwth, +thewefowe enjoy pweasuwe: and, b-behowd, this awso is vanyity. + +2:2 I said of waughtew, I-It is mad: and of miwth, What doeth it? 2-2:3 I +sought in minye heawt to g-give mysewf u-unto winye, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet acquainting minye +heawt with wisdom; and to way h-howd on fowwy, tiww I m-might s-see what w-was +that g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sons of men, which they shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do undew t-the heaven +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of theiw wife. + +2:4 I m-made m-me gweat wowks; I buiwded m-me houses; I pwanted m-me +vinyeyawds: 2-2:5 I m-made m-me gawdens and owchawds, and I pwanted twees in +t-them of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kind of fwuits: 2:6 I m-made m-me poows of watew, to w-watew +thewewith t-the w-wood that bwingeth fowth t-twees: 2-2:7 I got m-me (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +and m-maidens, and h-had (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants bown in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house; awso I h-had gweat +possessions of gweat and smaww cattwe a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe in Jewusawem +befowe me: 2:8 I gathewed m-me awso s-siwvew and gowd, and t-the pecuwiaw +tweasuwe of kings and of t-the pwovinces: I gat m-me men s-singews and w-women +singews, and t-the dewights of t-the sons of men, as musicaw instwuments, +and that of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-sowts. + +2-2:9 S-So I w-was g-gweat, and incweased mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe befowe m-me in +Jewusawem: awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wisdom wemainyed with me. + +2:10 And whatsoevew minye eyes desiwed I kept nyot fwom t-them, I withhewd +nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt fwom any j-joy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt w-wejoiced in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouw: and +this w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my powtion of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouw. + +2-2:11 T-Then I wooked on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands h-had w-wwought, and on +t-the wabouw that I h-had wabouwed to do: and, b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-was vanyity and +v-vexation of spiwit, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo pwofit undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +2:12 And I (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed mysewf to (x_x)V b-behowd wisdom, and madnyess, and f-fowwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +what c-can t-the man (^-^*)/ d-do that cometh aftew t-the king? even that which hath +b-been awweady donye. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 T-Then I saw that wisdom excewweth fowwy, as faw as wight excewweth +dawknyess. + +2:14 The wise man's eyes awe in his h-head; but t-the foow w-wawketh in +dawknyess: and I mysewf pewceived awso that onye e-event happenyeth to t-them +aww. + +2:15 T-Then said I in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, As it happenyeth to t-the foow, so it +happenyeth even to m-me; and why w-was I t-then mowe (o^ ^o) w-wise? T-Then I said in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +heawt, that this awso is vanyity. + +2:16 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo w-wemembwance of t-the wise mowe than of t-the foow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; seeing that which nyow is in t-the days to come shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be +fowgotten. + +And how dieth t-the wise man? as t-the foow. + +2:17 Thewefowe I hated wife; because t-the wowk that is wwought undew +t-the sun is gwievous u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is vanyity and v-vexation of spiwit. + +2:18 Yea, I hated (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouw which I h-had taken undew t-the sun: +because I shouwd weave it u-unto t-the man that shaww be aftew me. + +2:19 And who k-knyoweth whethew he shaww be a wise man ow a foow? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +shaww he have w-wuwe o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouw whewein I have wabouwed, and +whewein I have shewed mysewf wise undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. This is awso vanyity. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Thewefowe I went about to c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt to despaiw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wabouw which I took undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +2:21 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a man whose wabouw is in wisdom, and in knyowwedge, +and in equity; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet to a man that hath nyot wabouwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww he +weave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his powtion. This awso is vanyity and a gweat \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +2:22 Fow what hath man of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wabouw, and of t-the v-vexation of his +heawt, whewein he hath wabouwed undew t-the sun? 2:23 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days +awe sowwows, and his twavaiw gwief; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, his heawt taketh nyot w-west in +t-the nyight. This is awso vanyity. + +2:24 Thewe is nyothing bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ m-man, than that he shouwd e-eat and +dwink, and that he shouwd make his souw enjoy g-good in his wabouw. This +awso I saw, that it w-was fwom t-the hand of God. + +2:25 Fow who c-can eat, ow who ewse c-can hasten heweunto, mowe than I? +2:26 Fow God giveth to a man that is g-good in his sight wisdom, and +knyowwedge, and joy: but to t-the sinnyew he giveth twavaiw, to gathew and +to heap up, that he may g-give to him that is g-good befowe God. This awso +is vanyity and v-vexation of spiwit. + +3-3:1 To {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a season, and a time to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy puwpose +undew t-the heaven: 3:2 A-A time to be b-bown, and a time to die; a time to +pwant, and a time to pwuck up that which is pwanted; 3-3:3 A-A time to +k-kiww, and a time to heaw; a time to bweak down, and a time to buiwd +up; 3:4 A-A time to w-weep, and a time to waugh; a time to mouwn, and a +time to UwU *moans* d-dance; 3:5 A-A time to cast away stonyes, and a time to gathew +s-stonyes togethew; a time to embwace, and a time to wefwain fwom +embwacing; 3-3:6 A-A time to get, and a time to wose; a time to k-keep, and +a time to cast away; 3:7 A-A time to wend, and a time to sew; a time to +keep siwence, and a time to s-speak; 3:8 A-A time to wove, and a time to +hate; a time of waw, and a time of p-peace. + +3-3:9 What pwofit hath he that w-wowketh in that whewein he w-wabouweth? +3:10 I have s-seen t-the twavaiw, which God hath given to t-the sons of men +to be exewcised in it. + +3:11 He hath m-made {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing beautifuw in his time: awso he hath s-set +t-the wowwd in theiw heawt, so that nyo man c-can f-find out t-the wowk that +God m-maketh fwom t-the beginnying to t-the end. + +3:12 I knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo g-good in t-them, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to wejoice, +and to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good in his wife. + +3:13 And awso that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shouwd e-eat and dwink, and enjoy t-the g-good +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wabouw, it is t-the gift of God. + +3:14 I knyow that, whatsoevew God doeth, it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: nyothing +c-can be put to it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any t-thing taken fwom i-it: and God doeth it, that +men shouwd f-feaw befowe h-him. + +3:15 That which hath b-been is nyow; and that which is to be hath awweady +been; and God wequiweth that which is past. + +3:16 And moweovew I saw undew t-the sun t-the pwace of j-judgment, that +w-wickednyess w-was thewe; and t-the pwace of wighteousnyess, that i-inyiquity +w-was thewe. + +3:17 I said in minye heawt, God shaww j-judge t-the wighteous and t-the +wicked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a time (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy puwpose and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +wowk. + +3:18 I said in minye heawt c-concewnying t-the estate of t-the sons of men, +that God m-might manyifest t-them, and that they m-might s-see that they +themsewves awe beasts. + +3:19 Fow that which b-befawweth t-the sons of men b-befawweth beasts; even +onye t-thing b-befawweth (=`ω´=) t-them: as t-the onye dieth, so dieth t-the othew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +they have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye bweath; so that a man hath nyo pweeminyence a-above a +beast: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is vanyity. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Aww go u-unto onye pwace; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe of t-the dust, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww tuwn to dust +again. + +3:21 Who k-knyoweth t-the spiwit of man that goeth upwawd, and t-the spiwit +of t-the beast that goeth downwawd to t-the eawth? 3-3:22 Whewefowe I +pewceive that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing bettew, than that a man shouwd wejoice +in his own wowks; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is his powtion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who shaww bwing him to +s-see what shaww be aftew h-him? 4:1 S-So I wetuwnyed, and considewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the oppwessions that awe donye undew t-the sun: and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the teaws of +such as wewe oppwessed, and they h-had nyo comfowtew; and on t-the side of +theiw oppwessows (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was powew; but they h-had nyo comfowtew. + +4-4:2 Whewefowe I pwaised t-the dead which awe awweady dead mowe than t-the +wiving which awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive. + +4:3 Yea, bettew is he than both they, which hath nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet been, who +hath nyot s-seen t-the eviw wowk that is donye undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +4-4:4 A-Again, I considewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twavaiw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wight wowk, that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +this a man is envied of his nyeighbouw. This is awso vanyity and +v-vexation of spiwit. + +4-4:5 The foow fowdeth his h-hands togethew, and eateth his own ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +4:6 Bettew is an handfuw with quietnyess, than both t-the h-hands f-fuww with +twavaiw and v-vexation of spiwit. + +4:7 T-Then I wetuwnyed, and I saw vanyity undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +4-4:8 Thewe is onye awonye, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a second; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he hath +nyeithew c-chiwd (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwothew: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wabouw; +nyeithew is his eye satisfied with wiches; nyeithew saith he, Fow whom +(^-^*)/ d-do I wabouw, and b-beweave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw of good? This is awso v-vanyity, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, it +is a sowe twavaiw. + +4:9 Two awe bettew than onye; because they have a g-good wewawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +wabouw. + +4:10 Fow if they faww, t-the onye wiww wift up his fewwow: but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe to him +that is awonye when he fawweth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath nyot anyothew to hewp him (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +4:11 A-Again, if two w-wie togethew, t-then they have heat: but how c-can onye +be wawm a-awonye? 4:12 And if onye pwevaiw against him, two shaww +w-withstand h-him; and a thweefowd cowd is nyot quickwy bwoken. + +4:13 Bettew is a poow and a wise c-chiwd than an o-owd and foowish king, +who wiww nyo mowe be admonyished. + +4:14 Fow out of pwison he cometh to weign; w-wheweas awso he that is +bown in his kingdom becometh poow. + +4:15 I considewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wiving which wawk undew t-the sun, with t-the +second c-chiwd that shaww stand up in his s-stead. + +4:16 Thewe is nyo end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that have b-been +befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: they awso that come aftew shaww nyot wejoice in h-him. +S-Suwewy this awso is vanyity and v-vexation of spiwit. + +5:1 Keep thy foot when t-thou goest to t-the house of G-God, and be mowe +weady to h-heaw, than to g-give t-the sacwifice of f-foows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they considew +nyot that they (^-^*)/ d-do \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +5-5:2 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot wash with thy mouth, and wet nyot thinye heawt be hasty to +uttew any t-thing befowe G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is in heaven, and t-thou upon eawth: +thewefowe wet thy w-wowds be few. + +5:3 Fow a dweam cometh thwough t-the muwtitude of businyess; and a f-foow's +voice is knyown by muwtitude of wowds. + +5:4 When t-thou v-vowest a vow u-unto G-God, defew nyot to pay it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath +nyo pweasuwe in f-foows: pay that which t-thou hast vowed. + +5:5 Bettew is it that t-thou shouwdest nyot vow, than that t-thou shouwdest +vow and nyot ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pay. + +5:6 Suffew nyot thy mouth to c-cause thy fwesh to sin; nyeithew say t-thou +befowe t-the angew, that it w-was an ewwow: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd God be angwy +a-at thy voice, and d-destwoy t-the wowk of thinye h-hands? 5:7 Fow in t-the +muwtitude of d-dweams and many w-wowds (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe awso divews (o_O) v-vanyities: but +f-feaw t-thou God. + +5:8 If t-thou seest t-the oppwession of t-the poow, and viowent pewvewting +of j-judgment and justice in a p-pwovince, mawvew nyot a-at t-the m-mattew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he that is highew than t-the highest wegawdeth; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be highew than +they. + +5:9 Moweovew t-the pwofit of t-the eawth is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aww: t-the king himsewf is +sewved by t-the fiewd. + +5:10 He that woveth s-siwvew shaww nyot be satisfied with s-siwvew; (=`ω´=) n-nyow he +that woveth a-abundance with incwease: this is awso vanyity. + +5:11 When goods incwease, they awe incweased that e-eat (=`ω´=) t-them: and what +g-good is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to t-the ownyews t-theweof, saving t-the behowding of t-them with +theiw eyes? 5:12 The (o´∀`o) s-sweep of a wabouwing man is sweet, whethew he +e-eat ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe ow much: but t-the a-abundance of t-the wich wiww nyot s-suffew him +to sweep. + +5-5:13 Thewe is a sowe eviw which I have s-seen undew t-the sun, nyamewy, +w-wiches kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ownyews theweof to theiw huwt. + +5:14 But those w-wiches pewish by eviw twavaiw: and he begetteth a son, +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +5:15 As he came fowth of his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, nyaked shaww he (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to +go as he came, and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take nyothing of his wabouw, which he may +cawwy away in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +5:16 And this awso is a sowe eviw, that in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww points as he came, so +shaww he go: and what pwofit hath he that hath wabouwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wind? +5:17 Aww his days awso he eateth in dawknyess, and he hath m-much sowwow +and wwath with his sicknyess. + +5:18 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd that which I have seen: it is g-good and c-comewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye to +e-eat and to dwink, and to enjoy t-the g-good of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wabouw that he +taketh undew t-the sun (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his w-wife, which God giveth him: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is his powtion. + +5:19 Evewy man awso to whom God hath given w-wiches and weawth, and hath +given him p-powew to e-eat t-theweof, and to o(>ω<)o t-take his powtion, and to +wejoice in his wabouw; this is t-the gift of God. + +5:20 Fow he shaww nyot m-much (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the days of his wife; because God +answeweth him in t-the joy of his heawt. + +6-6:1 Thewe is an eviw which I have s-seen undew t-the sun, and it is common +among m-men: 6:2 A-A man to whom God hath given wiches, weawth, and +honyouw, so that he wanteth nyothing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his souw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he +desiweth, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet God giveth him nyot p-powew to e-eat t-theweof, but a stwangew +eateth i-it: this is v-vanyity, and it is an eviw disease. + +6:3 If a man beget an hundwed c-chiwdwen, and wive many yeaws, so that +t-the days of his yeaws be many, and his souw be nyot fiwwed with g-good, +and awso that he have nyo buwiaw; I say, that an untimewy biwth is +bettew than he. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Fow he cometh in with v-vanyity, and depawteth in dawknyess, and his +nyame shaww be covewed with dawknyess. + +6:5 Moweovew he hath nyot s-seen t-the sun, (=`ω´=) n-nyow knyown any thing: this hath +mowe w-west than t-the o-othew. + +6:6 Yea, t-though he wive a t-thousand yeaws UwU t-twice t-towd, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hath he s-seen +nyo good: (^-^*)/ d-do nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww go to onye pwace? 6:7 Aww t-the wabouw of man is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +his mouth, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the a-appetite is nyot fiwwed. + +6:8 Fow what hath t-the wise mowe than t-the foow? what hath t-the poow, +that k-knyoweth to wawk befowe t-the wiving? 6:9 Bettew is t-the sight of +t-the eyes than t-the wandewing of t-the desiwe: this is awso vanyity and +v-vexation of spiwit. + +6:10 That which hath b-been is nyamed awweady, and it is knyown that it is +man: nyeithew may he contend with him that is mightiew than he. + +6:11 Seeing (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be many things that incwease v-vanyity, what is man t-the +bettew? 6:12 Fow who k-knyoweth what is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man in this w-wife, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the days of his vain wife which he s-spendeth as a shadow? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who c-can +teww a man what shaww be aftew him undew t-the sun? 7:1 A-A g-good nyame is +bettew than (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ointment; and t-the day of death than t-the day of +onye's biwth. + +7:2 I-It is bettew to go to t-the house of mouwnying, than to go to t-the +house of (=①ω①=) f-feasting: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is t-the end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men; and t-the wiving wiww +way it to his heawt. + +7-7:3 S-Sowwow is bettew than waughtew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by t-the sadnyess of t-the +c-countenyance t-the heawt is m-made bettew. + +7:4 The heawt of t-the wise is in t-the house of mouwnying; but t-the heawt +of foows is in t-the house of miwth. + +7:5 I-It is bettew to h-heaw t-the webuke of t-the w-wise, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to +h-heaw t-the song of foows. + +7:6 Fow as t-the cwackwing of thowns undew a pot, so is t-the waughtew of +t-the foow: this awso is vanyity. + +7-7:7 S-Suwewy oppwession m-maketh a wise man m-mad; and a gift destwoyeth t-the +heawt. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Bettew is t-the end of a t-thing than t-the beginnying theweof: and t-the +patient in spiwit is bettew than t-the pwoud in spiwit. + +7:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot hasty in thy spiwit to be angwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow angew westeth in t-the +b-bosom of foows. + +7:10 Say nyot thou, What is t-the c-cause that t-the f-fowmew days wewe bettew +than these? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou d-dost nyot enquiwe wisewy c-concewnying this. + +7:11 Wisdom is g-good with an inhewitance: and by it (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is pwofit to +t-them that s-see t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +7:12 Fow wisdom is a defence, and monyey is a defence: but t-the +excewwency of k-knyowwedge is, that wisdom giveth wife to t-them that have +it. + +7:13 Considew t-the wowk of G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who c-can make that (＃￣ω￣) s-stwaight, which +he hath m-made cwooked? 7:14 In t-the day of p-pwospewity be joyfuw, but in +t-the day of advewsity considew: God awso hath s-set t-the onye o-ovew against +t-the othew, to t-the end that man shouwd f-find nyothing aftew h-him. + +7:15 Aww things have I s-seen in t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vanyity: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a just +man that pewisheth in his wighteousnyess, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a wicked man +that p-pwowongeth his wife in his wickednyess. + +7:16 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot wighteous o-ovew much; nyeithew make t-thysewf o-ovew wise: why +shouwdest t-thou d-destwoy t-thysewf ? 7:17 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot o-ovew m-much w-wicked, +nyeithew be t-thou foowish: why shouwdest t-thou die befowe thy time? 7:18 +I-It is g-good that t-thou shouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of this; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, awso fwom this +withdwaw nyot thinye hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that feaweth God shaww come fowth of +t-them aww. + +xDD 7-7:19 Wisdom s-stwengthenyeth t-the wise mowe than t-ten mighty men which awe +in t-the city. + +7:20 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a just man upon eawth, that doeth g-good, and +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth n-nyot. + +7:21 Awso o(>ω<)o t-take nyo heed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wowds that awe spoken; west t-thou h-heaw +thy sewvant (O_O;) c-cuwse t-thee: 7:22 Fow oftentimes awso thinye own heawt +k-knyoweth that t-thou t-thysewf wikewise hast cuwsed othews. + +7:23 Aww this have I pwoved by w-wisdom: I said, I wiww be wise; but it +w-was faw fwom me. + +7:24 That which is faw off, and exceeding deep, who c-can f-find it out? +7:25 I appwied minye heawt to knyow, and to (＾• ω •＾) s-seawch, and to seek out +wisdom, and t-the w-weason of things, and to knyow t-the w-wickednyess of fowwy, +even of foowishnyess and madnyess: \(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And I f-find mowe bittew than +death t-the woman, whose heawt is snyawes and nyets, and hew h-hands as +bands: w-whoso pweaseth God shaww escape fwom hew; but t-the sinnyew shaww +be taken by hew. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Behowd, this have I found, saith t-the p-pweachew, counting onye by +o-onye, to f-find out t-the account: 7:28 W-Which (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw (o^ ^o)/ s-seeketh, but I +f-find nyot: onye man among a t-thousand have I f-found; but a woman among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +those have I nyot found. + +7:29 Wo, this onwy have I found, that God hath m-made man upwight; but +they have sought out many inventions. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Who is as t-the wise man? and who k-knyoweth t-the i-intewpwetation of a +thing? a man's wisdom m-maketh his f-face to shinye, and t-the b-bowdnyess of +his f-face shaww be changed. + +8-8:2 I counsew thee to keep t-the king's c-commandment, and that in w-wegawd +of t-the o-oath of God. + +8:3 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot hasty to go out of his sight: stand nyot in an eviw thing; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he doeth whatsoevew pweaseth h-him. + +8:4 Whewe t-the wowd of a king is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is powew: and who may say u-unto +him, What doest thou? 8-8:5 Whoso keepeth t-the commandment shaww feew nyo +eviw thing: and a wise man's heawt discewnyeth both time and judgment. + +8:6 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy puwpose (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is time and j-judgment, thewefowe t-the +misewy of man is gweat upon h-him. + +8:7 Fow he k-knyoweth nyot that which shaww be: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who c-can teww him when +it shaww be? 8:8 Thewe is nyo man that hath p-powew o-ovew t-the spiwit to +w-wetain t-the spiwit; nyeithew hath he p-powew in t-the day of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo dischawge in that waw; nyeithew shaww w-wickednyess d-dewivew +those that awe given to it. + +8:9 Aww this have I seen, and appwied o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk that is +donye undew t-the sun: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a time whewein onye man wuweth o-ovew +anyothew to his own huwt. + +8-8:10 And so I saw t-the wicked b-buwied, who h-had come and gonye fwom t-the +pwace of t-the howy, and they wewe fowgotten in t-the city whewe they h-had +so d-donye: this is awso vanyity. + +8-8:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because sentence against an eviw wowk is nyot executed s-speediwy, +thewefowe t-the heawt of t-the sons of men is fuwwy s-set in t-them to (^-^*)/ d-do +\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +8:12 Though a sinnyew (^-^*)/ d-do eviw an hundwed times, and his days be +p-pwowonged, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet suwewy I knyow that it shaww be w-weww with t-them that f-feaw +G-God, which f-feaw befowe him: 8-8:13 But it shaww nyot be w-weww with t-the +w-wicked, nyeithew shaww he pwowong his days, which awe as a shadow; +because he feaweth nyot befowe God. + +8:14 Thewe is a vanyity which is donye upon t-the eawth; that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be +just men, u-unto whom it happenyeth a-accowding to t-the wowk of t-the wicked; +again, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be wicked men, to whom it happenyeth a-accowding to t-the wowk +of t-the w-wighteous: I said that this awso is vanyity. + +8:15 T-Then I c-commended miwth, because a man hath nyo bettew t-thing undew +t-the sun, than to eat, and to dwink, and to be m-mewwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that shaww +abide with him of his wabouw t-the days of his w-wife, which God giveth +him undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 When I appwied minye heawt to knyow wisdom, and to s-see t-the businyess +that is donye upon t-the eawth: (fow awso (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is that nyeithew day (=`ω´=) n-nyow +nyight seeth (o´∀`o) s-sweep with his e-eyes:) 8:17 T-Then I behewd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of +G-God, that a man c-cannyot f-find out t-the wowk that is donye undew t-the sun: +because t-though a man wabouw to seek it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he shaww nyot f-find it; +yea f-fawthew; t-though a wise man think to knyow it, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww he nyot be +abwe to f-find it. + +9:1 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this I considewed in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt even to decwawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, +that t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and t-the w-wise, and theiw wowks, awe in t-the hand of +G-God: nyo man k-knyoweth eithew wove ow hatwed by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is befowe them. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Aww things come a-awike to aww: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye e-event to t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, +and to t-the wicked; to t-the g-good and to t-the cwean, and to t-the (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; +to him that sacwificeth, and to him that sacwificeth nyot: as is t-the +g-good, so is t-the sinnyew; and he that sweaweth, as he that feaweth an +oath. + +9:3 This is an eviw among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe donye undew t-the sun, that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye e-event u-unto aww: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, awso t-the heawt of t-the sons of men is +f-fuww of eviw, and madnyess is in theiw heawt whiwe they wive, and aftew +that they go to t-the dead. + +9:4 Fow to him that is j-joinyed to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wiving (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hope: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +wiving d-dog is bettew than a dead wion. + +9:5 Fow t-the wiving knyow that they shaww die: but t-the dead knyow nyot any +thing, nyeithew have they any mowe a wewawd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the memowy of t-them is +fowgotten. + +9:6 Awso theiw wove, and theiw h-hatwed, and theiw envy, is nyow +pewished; nyeithew have they any mowe a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in any t-thing +that is donye undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +9:7 Go thy way, e-eat thy bwead with joy, and dwink thy winye with a +mewwy heawt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God nyow accepteth thy wowks. + +9:8 Wet thy gawments be awways white; and wet thy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head wack nyo +ointment. + +9:9 Wive (^-^*)/ j-joyfuwwy with t-the wife whom t-thou w-wovest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of t-the +wife of thy v-vanyity, which he hath given thee undew t-the sun, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +days of thy vanyity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is thy powtion in this w-wife, and in thy +wabouw which t-thou takest undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 W-Whatsoevew thy hand findeth to do, (^-^*)/ d-do it with thy might; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wowk, (=`ω´=) n-nyow device, (=`ω´=) n-nyow knyowwedge, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wisdom, in t-the gwave, +whithew t-thou goest. + +9-9:11 I wetuwnyed, and saw undew t-the sun, that t-the wace is nyot to t-the +swift, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the battwe to t-the stwong, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet bwead to t-the w-wise, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wiches to men of u-undewstanding, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet favouw to men of +skiww; but time and chance happenyeth to t-them aww. + +9:12 Fow man awso k-knyoweth nyot his time: as t-the fishes that awe taken +in an eviw nyet, and as t-the biwds that awe caught in t-the snyawe; so awe +t-the sons of men snyawed in an eviw time, when it f-fawweth suddenwy upon +them. + +9:13 This wisdom have I s-seen awso undew t-the sun, and it seemed gweat +u-unto me: 9-9:14 Thewe w-was a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe city, and f-few men within it; and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a gweat king against it, and besieged it, and b-buiwt gweat +buwwawks against i-it: 9:15 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was f-found in it a poow wise ^.^ m-man, +and he by his wisdom dewivewed t-the c-city; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyo man wemembewed that +same poow m-man. + +9:16 T-Then said I, Wisdom is bettew than stwength: nyevewthewess t-the +poow man's wisdom is d-despised, and his w-wowds awe nyot h-heawd. + +9:17 The w-wowds of wise men awe heawd in quiet mowe than t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of him +that wuweth among foows. + +9:18 Wisdom is bettew than weapons of w-waw: but onye sinnyew destwoyeth +m-much good. + +10:1 D-Dead fwies c-cause t-the ointment of t-the apothecawy to send fowth a +stinking s-savouw: so doth a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fowwy him that is in weputation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +wisdom and honyouw. + +1-10:2 A-A wise man's heawt is a-at his wight hand; but a f-foow's heawt a-at +his weft. + +10:3 Y-Yea awso, when he that is a foow w-wawketh by t-the way, his wisdom +faiweth him, and he saith to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that he is a foow. + +10:4 If t-the spiwit of t-the wuwew (☆ω☆) w-wise up against thee, weave nyot thy +pwace; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow yiewding pacifieth gweat offences. + +1-10:5 Thewe is an eviw which I have s-seen undew t-the sun, as an ewwow +which p-pwoceedeth fwom t-the wuwew: 10:6 Fowwy is s-set in gweat (つ≧▽≦)つ d-dignyity, +and t-the wich sit in (T_T) *cries* w-wow pwace. + +10:7 I have s-seen (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants upon howses, and pwinces wawking as (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +upon t-the eawth. + +10:8 He that diggeth a p-pit shaww faww into it; and w-whoso bweaketh an +hedge, a sewpent shaww bite h-him. + +10:9 Whoso wemoveth s-stonyes shaww be (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-thewewith; and he that +cweaveth w-wood shaww be endangewed theweby. + +10:10 If t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon be bwunt, and he (^-^*)/ d-do nyot (=^･ω･^=) *hugs tightly* w-whet t-the edge, t-then (* ^ ω ^) m-must he +put to mowe stwength: but wisdom is pwofitabwe to d-diwect. + +1-10:11 S-Suwewy t-the sewpent wiww bite without e-enchantment; and a babbwew +is nyo bettew. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 The w-wowds of a wise man's mouth awe g-gwacious; but t-the w-wips of a +foow wiww swawwow up himsewf. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 The beginnying of t-the w-wowds of his mouth is foowishnyess: and t-the +end of his tawk is mischievous m-madnyess. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 A-A foow awso is f-fuww of wowds: a man c-cannyot teww what shaww b-be; +and what shaww be aftew him, who c-can teww h-him? 10:15 The wabouw of +t-the foowish weawieth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them, because he k-knyoweth nyot how to +go to t-the city. + +1-10:16 Woe to thee, O-O wand, when thy king is a chiwd, and thy pwinces +e-eat in t-the mownying! 1-10:17 Bwessed awt thou, O-O wand, when thy king is +t-the son of n-nyobwes, and thy pwinces e-eat in d-due season, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwength, +and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dwunkennyess! 10:18 By m-much s-swothfuwnyess t-the buiwding +(╯✧▽✧)╯ d-decayeth; and thwough idwenyess of t-the h-hands t-the house dwoppeth +thwough. + +10:19 A-A (♡°▽°♡) f-feast is m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waughtew, and winye m-maketh m-mewwy: but monyey +answeweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 Cuwse nyot t-the king, nyo nyot in thy thought; and (O_O;) c-cuwse nyot t-the +wich in thy bedchambew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a biwd of t-the aiw shaww cawwy t-the voice, +and that which hath w-wings shaww teww t-the mattew. + +11:1 Cast thy bwead upon t-the watews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt f-find it aftew many +days. + +11:2 Give a powtion to seven, and awso to e-eight; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest nyot +what eviw shaww be upon t-the eawth. + +11:3 If t-the cwouds be f-fuww of wain, they empty themsewves upon t-the +eawth: and if t-the twee faww towawd t-the south, ow towawd t-the nyowth, in +t-the pwace whewe t-the twee fawweth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe it shaww be. + +11:4 He that obsewveth t-the wind shaww nyot (☆ω☆) s-sow; and he that wegawdeth +t-the cwouds shaww nyot weap. + +11:5 As t-thou k-knyowest nyot what is t-the w-way of t-the spiwit, (=`ω´=) n-nyow how t-the +bonyes (^-^*)/ d-do gwow in t-the womb of hew that is with chiwd: even so t-thou +k-knyowest nyot t-the wowks of God who m-maketh aww. + +11:6 In t-the mownying sow thy seed, and in t-the evenying withhowd nyot +thinye hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest nyot whethew shaww pwospew, eithew this ow +that, ow whethew they both shaww be a-awike good. + +11:7 Twuwy t-the wight is sweet, and a pweasant t-thing it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eyes +to (x_x)V b-behowd t-the sun: 11:8 But if a man wive many yeaws, and wejoice in +t-them aww; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wet him (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the days of dawknyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be +many. Aww that cometh is vanyity. + +11:9 Wejoice, O-O young ^.^ m-man, in thy youth; and wet thy heawt c-cheew thee +in t-the days of thy youth, and wawk in t-the ways of thinye heawt, and in +t-the sight of thinye eyes: but knyow thou, that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things God +wiww bwing thee into judgment. + +11:10 Thewefowe w-wemove sowwow fwom thy heawt, and put away eviw fwom +thy fwesh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow chiwdhood and youth awe vanyity. + +12:1 Wemembew nyow thy C-Cweatow in t-the days of thy youth, whiwe t-the eviw +days come nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the yeaws d-dwaw nyigh, when t-thou shawt say, I have nyo +pweasuwe in t-them; (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Whiwe t-the sun, ow t-the wight, ow t-the moon, ow +t-the s-staws, be nyot dawkenyed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the cwouds (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn aftew t-the wain: 12:3 +In t-the day when t-the keepews of t-the house shaww twembwe, and t-the stwong +men shaww bow themsewves, and t-the gwindews cease because they awe few, +and those that wook out of t-the windows be dawkenyed, 12:4 And t-the doows +shaww be s-shut in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, when t-the s-sound of t-the gwinding is wow, +and he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up a-at t-the voice of t-the b-biwd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the daughtews +of musick shaww be b-bwought w-wow; 1-12:5 Awso when they shaww be afwaid of +that which is high, and feaws shaww be in t-the way, and t-the a-awmond twee +shaww fwouwish, and t-the (x_x)V *screams* g-gwasshoppew shaww be a buwden, and d-desiwe +shaww faiw: because man goeth to his wong home, and t-the (＞ｍ＜) m-mouwnyews go +about t-the stweets: 12:6 Ow e-evew t-the s-siwvew cowd be woosed, ow t-the +gowden boww be bwoken, ow t-the p-pitchew be bwoken a-at t-the fountain, ow +t-the wheew bwoken a-at t-the c-cistewn. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 T-Then shaww t-the dust (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the eawth as it was: and t-the spiwit +shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto God who gave it. + +12:8 Vanyity of vanyities, saith t-the p-pweachew; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is vanyity. + +12:9 And moweovew, because t-the pweachew w-was w-wise, he stiww taught t-the +peopwe knyowwedge; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he gave g-good heed, and sought (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and s-set in +owdew many pwovewbs. + +12:10 The pweachew sought to f-find out acceptabwe wowds: and that which +w-was wwitten w-was upwight, even w-wowds of twuth. + +1-12:11 The w-wowds of t-the wise awe as goads, and as nyaiws (o-_-o) f-fastenyed by t-the +mastews of assembwies, which awe given fwom onye shephewd. + +12:12 And fuwthew, by these, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, be admonyished: of making many +books (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo end; and m-much s-study is a weawinyess of t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +12:13 Wet us h-heaw t-the c-concwusion of t-the w-whowe m-mattew: Feaw G-God, and +keep his commandments: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the w-whowe duty of m-man. + +12:14 Fow God shaww bwing {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk into j-judgment, with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy secwet +thing, whethew it be g-good, ow whethew it be \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + + + + +The Song of S-Sowomon + + +1:1 The song of s-songs, which is Sowomon's. + +1:2 Wet him (O.O) k-kiss m-me with t-the kisses of his m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wove is +bettew than winye. + +1:3 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the savouw of thy g-good ointments thy nyame is as +ointment pouwed fowth, thewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do t-the viwgins wove thee. + +1:4 Dwaw me, we wiww w-wun aftew t-thee: t-the king hath b-bwought m-me into his +chambews: we wiww be gwad and wejoice in thee, we wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thy +wove mowe than winye: t-the upwight wove thee. + +1:5 I am bwack, but comewy, O-O ye daughtews of J-Jewusawem, as t-the tents +of Kedaw, as t-the cuwtains of Sowomon. + +1-1:6 Wook nyot upon me, because I am bwack, because t-the sun hath wooked +upon me: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's chiwdwen wewe angwy with m-me; they m-made m-me t-the +(* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the vinyeyawds; but minye own vinyeyawd have I nyot kept. + +1:7 Teww me, O-O t-thou whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw woveth, whewe t-thou feedest, whewe +t-thou makest thy fwock to w-west a-at ต(=ω=)ต n-nyoon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwd I be as onye that +tuwnyeth aside by t-the f-fwocks of thy c-companyions? 1:8 If t-thou knyow nyot, +O-O t-thou :3 f-faiwest among (*°▽°*) w-women, go thy w-way fowth by t-the footsteps of t-the +f-fwock, and feed thy kids beside t-the shephewds' tents. + +1-1:9 I have compawed thee, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, to a company of howses in +Phawaoh's c-chawiots. + +1:10 Thy cheeks awe c-comewy with wows of (♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, thy nyeck with c-chains +of gowd. + +1:11 We wiww make thee b-bowdews of gowd with studs of siwvew. + +1:12 Whiwe t-the king sitteth a-at his tabwe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spikenyawd (-_-) s-sendeth fowth +t-the s-smeww t-theweof. + +1:13 A-A bundwe of mywwh is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-weww-bewoved u-unto m-me; he shaww w-wie (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +nyight b-betwixt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bweasts. + +1:14 My bewoved is u-unto m-me as a c-cwustew of c-camphiwe in t-the vinyeyawds +of Engedi. + +1:15 Behowd, t-thou awt faiw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove; b-behowd, t-thou awt faiw; t-thou hast +doves' eyes. + +1:16 Behowd, t-thou awt faiw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, p-pweasant: awso ouw b-bed is +gween. + +1:17 The beams of ouw house awe c-cedaw, and ouw waftews of fiw. + +2:1 I am t-the w-wose of Shawon, and t-the wiwy of t-the vawweys. + +2:2 As t-the wiwy among thowns, so is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove among t-the daughtews. + +2-2:3 As t-the appwe twee among t-the twees of t-the wood, so is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved +among t-the sons. I sat down undew his shadow with gweat dewight, and +his fwuit w-was sweet to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my taste. + +2:4 He b-bwought m-me to t-the b-banqueting h-house, and his bannyew o-ovew m-me w-was +wove. + +2-2:5 Stay m-me with fwagons, comfowt m-me with a-appwes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am sick of +wove. + +2:6 His weft hand is undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head, and his wight hand doth embwace +me. + +2-2:7 I chawge y-you, O-O ye daughtews of J-Jewusawem, by t-the woes, and by t-the +hinds of t-the fiewd, that ye stiw nyot up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, tiww he +p-pwease. + +2:8 The voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＃￣ω￣) b-bewoved! b-behowd, he cometh w-weaping upon t-the +mountains, skipping upon t-the hiwws. + +2-2:9 My bewoved is w-wike a woe ow a young h-hawt: b-behowd, he standeth +behind ouw waww, he wooketh fowth a-at t-the windows, shewing himsewf +thwough t-the wattice. + +2:10 My bewoved spake, and said u-unto me, Wise up, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-faiw +o-onye, and come away. + +2-2:11 Fow, wo, t-the wintew is past, t-the wain is o-ovew and gonye; 2:12 The +fwowews appeaw on t-the eawth; t-the time of t-the singing of biwds is come, +and t-the voice of t-the tuwtwe is heawd in ouw wand; (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 The fig twee +putteth fowth hew gween f-figs, and t-the vinyes with t-the tendew gwape g-give +a g-good smeww. Awise, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-faiw o-onye, and come away. + +2:14 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dove, that awt in t-the cwefts of t-the wock, in t-the secwet +pwaces of t-the staiws, wet m-me s-see thy countenyance, wet m-me h-heaw thy +v-voice; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sweet is thy voice, and thy c-countenyance is comewy. + +2:15 Take us t-the f-foxes, t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe f-foxes, that spoiw t-the vinyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +ouw vinyes have tendew gwapes. + +2:16 My bewoved is minye, and I am his: he feedeth among t-the wiwies. + +2:17 Untiw t-the day bweak, and t-the shadows fwee away, tuwn, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, +and be t-thou w-wike a woe ow a young h-hawt upon t-the mountains of Bethew. + +3-3:1 By nyight on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed I sought him whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw w-woveth: I sought him, +but I f-found him n-nyot. + +3:2 I wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise n-nyow, and go about t-the city in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and in t-the +bwoad ways I wiww seek him whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw w-woveth: I sought him, but I +f-found him n-nyot. + +3-3:3 The w-watchmen that go about t-the city f-found me: to whom I said, Saw +ye him whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw woveth? 3:4 I-It w-was but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe that I passed +fwom t-them, but I f-found him whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw w-woveth: I hewd him, and w-wouwd +nyot wet him go, untiw I h-had b-bwought him into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's h-house, and +into t-the c-chambew of hew that ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived me. + +3:5 I chawge y-you, O-O ye daughtews of J-Jewusawem, by t-the woes, and by t-the +hinds of t-the fiewd, that ye stiw nyot up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, tiww he +p-pwease. + +3-3:6 Who is this that cometh out of t-the wiwdewnyess w-wike piwwaws of +smoke, p-pewfumed with mywwh and fwankincense, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-powdews of t-the +mewchant? 3:7 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd his bed, which is S-Sowomon's; (o_O)! t-thweescowe v-vawiant +men awe about it, of t-the v-vawiant of Iswaew. + +3:8 They (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-howd swowds, being expewt in w-waw: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man hath his +s-swowd upon his thigh because of f-feaw in t-the nyight. + +3-3:9 King S-Sowomon m-made himsewf a chawiot of t-the w-wood of W-Webanyon. + +3:10 He m-made t-the piwwaws theweof of s-siwvew, t-the bottom theweof of +gowd, t-the covewing of it of puwpwe, t-the m-midst theweof being p-paved with +wove, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the daughtews of Jewusawem. + +3:11 Go fowth, O-O ye daughtews of Zion, and (x_x)V b-behowd king S-Sowomon with +t-the cwown whewewith his mothew c-cwownyed him in t-the day of his +espousaws, and in t-the day of t-the gwadnyess of his heawt. + +4:1 Behowd, t-thou awt faiw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove; b-behowd, t-thou awt faiw; t-thou hast +doves' eyes within thy wocks: thy haiw is as a fwock of goats, that +appeaw fwom mount (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +4-4:2 Thy t-teeth awe w-wike a fwock of sheep that awe even shown, which +came up fwom t-the washing; wheweof {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye beaw t-twins, and nyonye is +b-bawwen among them. + +4:3 Thy w-wips awe w-wike a thwead of scawwet, and thy speech is comewy: +thy tempwes awe w-wike a piece of a pomegwanyate within thy wocks. + +4-4:4 Thy nyeck is w-wike t-the towew of David buiwded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an a-awmouwy, +wheweon (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe h-hang a t-thousand buckwews, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shiewds of mighty m-men. + +4-4:5 Thy two b-bweasts awe w-wike two young woes that awe t-twins, which feed +among t-the wiwies. + +4:6 Untiw t-the day bweak, and t-the shadows fwee away, I wiww get m-me to +t-the mountain of ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, and to t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of fwankincense. + +4:7 T-Thou awt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faiw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo spot in thee. + +4-4:8 Come with m-me fwom Webanyon, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-spouse, with m-me fwom Webanyon: wook +fwom t-the top of Amanya, fwom t-the top of Shenyiw and Hewmon, fwom t-the +w-wions' dens, fwom t-the mountains of t-the weopawds. + +4:9 T-Thou hast wavished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spouse; t-thou hast +wavished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt with onye of thinye eyes, with onye chain of thy nyeck. + +4:10 How f-faiw is thy wove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spouse! how m-much bettew is +thy wove than winye! and t-the s-smeww of thinye ointments than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww spices! +4:11 Thy wips, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-spouse, dwop as t-the honyeycomb: honyey and miwk awe +undew thy tongue; and t-the s-smeww of thy gawments is w-wike t-the s-smeww of +W-Webanyon. + +4:12 A-A gawden incwosed is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spouse; a spwing s-shut up, a +fountain seawed. + +4:13 Thy p-pwants awe an owchawd of pomegwanyates, with pweasant fwuits; +c-camphiwe, with spikenyawd, 4:14 Spikenyawd and saffwon; cawamus and +c-cinnyamon, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twees of fwankincense; mywwh and awoes, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the chief s-spices: 4:15 A-A fountain of gawdens, a w-weww of wiving w-watews, +and stweams fwom W-Webanyon. + +4:16 Awake, O-O nyowth wind; and come, t-thou south; b-bwow upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawden, +that t-the spices theweof may fwow ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved come into his +gawden, and e-eat his pweasant fwuits. + +5:1 I am come into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawden, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spouse: I have gathewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mywwh with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spice; I have eaten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my honyeycomb with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my honyey; I have +dwunk o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my winye with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my miwk: eat, O-O fwiends; dwink, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, dwink +abundantwy, O-O bewoved. + +5-5:2 I sweep, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt waketh: it is t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved that +knyocketh, s-saying, Open to me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +undefiwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head is fiwwed with d-dew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wocks with t-the dwops +of t-the nyight. + +5:3 I have put off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-coat; how shaww I put it on? I have washed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +feet; how shaww I defiwe them? 5:4 My bewoved put in his hand by t-the +h-howe of t-the d-doow, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bowews wewe moved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +5:5 I w-wose up to open to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bewoved; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands dwopped with ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fingews with sweet smewwing ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, upon t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ h-handwes of t-the +wock. + +5:6 I openyed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bewoved; but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved h-had withdwawn himsewf, and +w-was gonye: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw faiwed when he spake: I sought him, but I couwd nyot +f-find h-him; I cawwed him, but he gave m-me nyo answew. + +5:7 The w-watchmen that went about t-the city f-found me, they smote me, +they w-wounded m-me; t-the keepews of t-the wawws took away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my veiw fwom me. + +5:8 I chawge y-you, O-O daughtews of J-Jewusawem, if ye f-find o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, +that ye teww him, that I am sick of wove. + +5:9 What is thy bewoved mowe than anyothew bewoved, O-O t-thou :3 f-faiwest +among women? what is thy bewoved mowe than anyothew bewoved, that t-thou +d-dost so chawge us? 5:10 My bewoved is white and w-wuddy, t-the chiefest +among t-ten thousand. + +5:11 His ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head is as t-the most finye gowd, his wocks awe bushy, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack +as a w-waven. + +5:12 His eyes awe as t-the eyes of doves by t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of w-watews, washed +with miwk, and fitwy s-set. + +5-5:13 His cheeks awe as a b-bed of spices, as sweet fwowews: his w-wips +w-wike wiwies, dwopping sweet smewwing mywwh. + +5:14 His h-hands awe as gowd w-wings s-set with t-the b-bewyw: his bewwy is as +bwight ivowy ovewwaid with sapphiwes. + +5:15 His wegs awe as piwwaws of m-mawbwe, s-set upon sockets of finye gowd: +his c-countenyance is as Webanyon, excewwent as t-the cedaws. + +5:16 His mouth is most sweet: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he is awtogethew wovewy. This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bewoved, and this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwiend, O-O daughtews of Jewusawem. + +6-6:1 Whithew is thy bewoved gonye, O-O t-thou :3 f-faiwest among women? whithew +is thy bewoved (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside? that we may seek him with thee. + +6:2 My bewoved is gonye down into his gawden, to t-the beds of spices, to +feed in t-the gawdens, and to gathew wiwies. + +6:3 I am o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved's, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved is minye: he feedeth among t-the +wiwies. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 T-Thou awt beautifuw, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, as Tiwzah, c-comewy as J-Jewusawem, +t-tewwibwe as an awmy with bannyews. + +6:5 T-Tuwn away thinye eyes fwom me, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have ovewcome me: thy haiw +is as a fwock of g-goats that appeaw fwom (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +6:6 Thy t-teeth awe as a fwock of sheep which go up fwom t-the washing, +wheweof {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye beaweth t-twins, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot onye b-bawwen among +them. + +6:7 As a piece of a pomegwanyate awe thy tempwes within thy wocks. + +6:8 Thewe awe (o_O)! t-thweescowe queens, and fouwscowe UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, and viwgins +without nyumbew. + +6:9 My dove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my u-undefiwed is but onye; she is t-the onwy onye of hew +mothew, she is t-the choice onye of hew that bawe hew. The daughtews saw +hew, and bwessed hew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the q-queens and t-the UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, and they +pwaised hew. + +6:10 Who is she that wooketh fowth as t-the m-mownying, f-faiw as t-the moon, +╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw as t-the sun, and t-tewwibwe as an awmy with (＾• ω •＾) *shuffles closer* b-bannyews? 6:11 I went +down into t-the gawden of nyuts to s-see t-the fwuits of t-the vawwey, and to +s-see whethew t-the vinye fwouwished and t-the p-pomegwanyates budded. + +6:12 Ow e-evew I w-was awawe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw m-made m-me w-wike t-the chawiots of +Amminyadib. + +6:13 Wetuwn, wetuwn, O-O Shuwamite; wetuwn, wetuwn, that we may wook +upon thee. What wiww ye s-see in t-the Shuwamite? As it wewe t-the company +of two awmies. + +7:1 How beautifuw awe thy feet with (￣ω￣) s-shoes, O-O pwince's daughtew! t-the +joints of thy thighs awe w-wike (♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, t-the wowk of t-the h-hands of a +cunnying wowkman. + +7:2 Thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *shuffles closer* n-nyavew is w-wike a (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound gobwet, which wanteth nyot wiquow: thy +bewwy is w-wike an heap of wheat s-set about with wiwies. + +7-7:3 Thy two b-bweasts awe w-wike two young woes that awe twins. + +7:4 Thy nyeck is as a towew of ivowy; thinye eyes w-wike t-the fishpoows in +(つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, by t-the gate of Bathwabbim: thy nyose is as t-the towew of +Webanyon which wooketh towawd D-Damascus. + +7:5 T-Thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head upon thee is w-wike Cawmew, and t-the haiw of thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +w-wike puwpwe; t-the king is hewd in t-the gawwewies. + +7:6 How f-faiw and how pweasant awt thou, O-O wove, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dewights! 7-7:7 +This thy statuwe is w-wike to a (o-_-o) p-pawm twee, and thy b-bweasts to cwustews +of gwapes. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 I said, I wiww go up to t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of t-the +boughs theweof: nyow awso thy b-bweasts shaww be as cwustews of t-the vinye, +and t-the s-smeww of thy nyose w-wike a-appwes; 7:9 And t-the woof of thy mouth +w-wike t-the best winye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, that goeth down sweetwy, causing +t-the w-wips of those that awe asweep to s-speak. + +7:10 I am o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved's, and his d-desiwe is towawd me. + +7:11 Come, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, wet us go fowth into t-the fiewd; wet us wodge in +t-the viwwages. + +7:12 Wet us get up eawwy to t-the vinyeyawds; wet us s-see if t-the vinye +fwouwish, whethew t-the tendew gwape appeaw, and t-the p-pomegwanyates bud +fowth: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I g-give thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woves. + +7:13 The mandwakes g-give a smeww, and a-at ouw gates awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of +pweasant fwuits, nyew and o-owd, which I have w-waid up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bewoved. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 O-O that t-thou wewt as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, that s-sucked t-the b-bweasts of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +m-mothew! when I shouwd f-find thee without, I w-wouwd (O.O) k-kiss thee; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I +shouwd nyot be despised. + +8-8:2 I w-wouwd wead thee, and bwing thee into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's h-house, who +w-wouwd (=`ω´=) i-instwuct me: I w-wouwd c-cause thee to dwink of spiced winye of t-the +j-juice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pomegwanyate. + +8:3 His weft hand shouwd be undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head, and his wight hand shouwd +embwace me. + +8:4 I chawge y-you, O-O daughtews of J-Jewusawem, that ye stiw nyot up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +awake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, untiw he p-pwease. + +8-8:5 Who is this that cometh up fwom t-the wiwdewnyess, weanying upon hew +bewoved? I waised thee up undew t-the appwe twee: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thy mothew +b-bwought thee fowth: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe she b-bwought thee fowth that bawe thee. + +8:6 Set m-me as a s-seaw upon thinye heawt, as a s-seaw upon thinye a-awm: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +wove is stwong as death; jeawousy is cwuew as t-the gwave: t-the coaws +theweof awe coaws of f-fiwe, which hath a most v-vehement f-fwame. + +8:7 Many watews c-cannyot quench wove, nyeithew c-can t-the fwoods dwown i-it: +if a man w-wouwd g-give (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-substance of his house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wove, it w-wouwd +u-uttewwy be contemnyed. + +8:8 We have a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe sistew, and she hath nyo bweasts: what shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw s-sistew in t-the day when she shaww be spoken fow? 8:9 If she be +a waww, we wiww buiwd upon hew a pawace of siwvew: and if she be a +d-doow, we wiww i-incwose hew with (☆▽☆) b-boawds of cedaw. + +8-8:10 I am a waww, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bweasts w-wike towews: t-then w-was I in his eyes +as onye that f-found favouw. + +8-8:11 S-Sowomon h-had a vinyeyawd a-at Baawhamon; he wet out t-the vinyeyawd u-unto +keepews; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fwuit theweof w-was to bwing a t-thousand +pieces of siwvew. + +8:12 My v-vinyeyawd, which is minye, is befowe me: thou, O-O S-Sowomon, (* ^ ω ^) m-must +have a thousand, and those that keep t-the fwuit theweof two hundwed. + +8-8:13 T-Thou that dwewwest in t-the gawdens, t-the companyions heawken to thy +voice: c-cause m-me to h-heaw it. + +8:14 Make haste, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, and be t-thou w-wike to a woe ow to a young +h-hawt upon t-the mountains of spices. + + + + +The Book of t-the Pwophet Isaiah + + +1:1 The vision of Isaiah t-the son of Amoz, which he saw c-concewnying +Judah and Jewusawem in t-the days of Uzziah, J-Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah, +kings of J-Judah. + +1:2 Heaw, O-O (^ω~) h-heavens, and g-give eaw, O-O eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken, +I have n-nyouwished and b-bwought up c-chiwdwen, and they have webewwed +against me. + +1:3 The (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox k-knyoweth his ownyew, and t-the a-ass his mastew's c-cwib: but +Iswaew doth nyot knyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe doth nyot c-considew. + +1:4 A-Ah s-sinfuw nyation, a peopwe waden with inyiquity, a seed of +eviwdoews, chiwdwen that awe c-cowwuptews: they have fowsaken t-the WOWD, +they have p-pwovoked t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew u-unto angew, they awe gonye +away b-backwawd. + +1:5 Why shouwd ye be s-stwicken any mowe? ye wiww wevowt mowe and mowe: +t-the w-whowe ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head is sick, and t-the w-whowe heawt faint. + +1-1:6 Fwom t-the sowe of t-the foot even u-unto t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo s-soundnyess +in it; but wounds, and bwuises, and putwifying sowes: they have nyot +b-been cwosed, nyeithew b-bound up, nyeithew mowwified with ointment. + +1:7 Youw c-countwy is d-desowate, youw c-cities awe buwnyed with fiwe: youw +wand, stwangews devouw it in youw pwesence, and it is d-desowate, as +ovewthwown by stwangews. + +1:8 And t-the daughtew of Zion is weft as a cottage in a v-vinyeyawd, as a +wodge in a gawden of c-cucumbews, as a besieged city. + +1-1:9 Except t-the WOWD of hosts h-had weft u-unto us a vewy smaww wemnyant, we +shouwd have b-been as Sodom, and we shouwd have b-been w-wike u-unto G-Gomowwah. + +1:10 Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye wuwews of Sodom; g-give eaw u-unto t-the +(☆▽☆) w-waw of ouw G-God, ye peopwe of G-Gomowwah. + +1:11 To what puwpose is t-the muwtitude of youw s-sacwifices u-unto m-me? +saith t-the WOWD: I am f-fuww of t-the buwnt offewings of wams, and t-the fat +of fed beasts; and I dewight nyot in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of buwwocks, ow of +wambs, ow of he goats. + +1:12 When ye come to appeaw befowe me, who hath wequiwed this a-at youw +hand, to twead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couwts? 1:13 Bwing nyo mowe vain (>_<) o-obwations; i-incense +is an a-abominyation u-unto m-me; t-the nyew moons and sabbaths, t-the cawwing of +assembwies, I c-cannyot away with; it is inyiquity, even t-the sowemn +meeting. + +1:14 Youw nyew moons and youw appointed feasts o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw hateth: they awe +a twoubwe u-unto m-me; I am weawy to beaw them. + +1:15 And when ye spwead fowth youw hands, I wiww hide minye eyes fwom +you: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, when ye make many pwayews, I wiww nyot heaw: youw h-hands awe +f-fuww of bwood. + +1:16 Wash y-you, make you cwean; put away t-the eviw of youw doings fwom +befowe minye e-eyes; cease to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw; 1:17 Weawn to (^-^*)/ d-do w-weww; seek +j-judgment, wewieve t-the oppwessed, j-judge t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, pwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +widow. + +1:18 Come n-nyow, and wet us w-weason togethew, saith t-the WOWD: t-though youw +s-sins be as scawwet, they shaww be as white as snyow; t-though they be (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed +w-wike ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-cwimson, they shaww be as woow. + +1:19 If ye be wiwwing and obedient, ye shaww e-eat t-the g-good of t-the wand: +1:20 But if ye wefuse and webew, ye shaww be devouwed with t-the (--_--) s-swowd: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mouth of t-the WOWD hath spoken it. + +1-1:21 How is t-the faithfuw city become an h-hawwot! it w-was f-fuww of +judgment; wighteousnyess wodged in it; but nyow muwdewews. + +1:22 Thy s-siwvew is become dwoss, thy winye mixed with watew: 1:23 Thy +pwinces awe webewwious, and companyions of thieves: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye woveth +gifts, and fowwoweth aftew wewawds: they j-judge nyot t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, +nyeithew doth t-the c-cause of t-the widow come u-unto them. + +1-1:24 Thewefowe saith t-the WOWD, t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the mighty Onye of +I-Iswaew, A-Ah, I wiww ease m-me of minye advewsawies, and avenge m-me of minye +e-enyemies: 1:25 And I wiww tuwn o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand upon thee, and puwewy puwge away +thy dwoss, and o(>ω<)o t-take away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy tin: 1:26 And I wiww westowe thy +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges as a-at t-the fiwst, and thy counsewwows as a-at t-the beginnying: +aftewwawd t-thou shawt be cawwed, The city of wighteousnyess, t-the +faithfuw city. + +1:27 Zion shaww be wedeemed with j-judgment, and hew c-convewts with +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +1:28 And t-the destwuction of t-the twansgwessows and of t-the sinnyews shaww +be togethew, and they that fowsake t-the WOWD shaww be consumed. + +1:29 Fow they shaww be a-ashamed of t-the oaks which ye have desiwed, and +ye shaww be confounded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gawdens that ye have chosen. + +1:30 Fow ye shaww be as an oak whose weaf fadeth, and as a gawden that +hath nyo watew. + +1:31 And t-the stwong shaww be as tow, and t-the makew of it as a spawk, +and they shaww both buwn togethew, and nyonye shaww quench them. + +2:1 The wowd that Isaiah t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz saw c-concewnying Judah and +Jewusawem. + +2:2 And it shaww come to pass in t-the wast days, that t-the mountain of +t-the WOWD's house shaww be estabwished in t-the top of t-the mountains, and +shaww be exawted a-above t-the hiwws; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww fwow u-unto it. + +2-2:3 And many peopwe shaww go and say, Come ye, and wet us go up to t-the +mountain of t-the WOWD, to t-the house of t-the God of Jacob; and he wiww +t-teach us of his ways, and we wiww wawk in his paths: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of Zion +shaww go fowth t-the w-waw, and t-the wowd of t-the WOWD fwom Jewusawem. + +2:4 And he shaww j-judge among t-the n-nyations, and shaww webuke many +peopwe: and they shaww beat theiw swowds into pwowshawes, and theiw +speaws into p-pwunyinghooks: nyation shaww nyot wift up s-swowd against +nyation, nyeithew shaww they weawn waw any mowe. + +2-2:5 O-O house of Jacob, come ye, and wet us wawk in t-the wight of t-the +WOWD. + +2:6 Thewefowe t-thou hast fowsaken thy peopwe t-the house of Jacob, +because they be w-wepwenyished fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and awe soothsayews w-wike +t-the Phiwistinyes, and they pwease themsewves in t-the chiwdwen of +stwangews. + +2-2:7 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw wand awso is f-fuww of s-siwvew and gowd, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any +end of theiw (=^‥^=) t-tweasuwes; theiw wand is awso f-fuww of howses, nyeithew is +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any end of theiw chawiots: 2:8 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw wand awso is f-fuww of idows; +they w-wowship t-the wowk of theiw own hands, that which theiw own fingews +have made: 2-2:9 And t-the mean man b-boweth down, and t-the gweat man +humbweth himsewf: thewefowe fowgive t-them n-nyot. + +2:10 Entew into t-the wock, and hide thee in t-the dust, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the +WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of his m-majesty. + +2-2:11 The wofty wooks of man shaww be humbwed, and t-the haughtinyess of +men shaww be b-bowed down, and t-the WOWD awonye shaww be exawted in that +d-day. + +2:12 Fow t-the day of t-the WOWD of hosts shaww be upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is +pwoud and wofty, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is w-wifted up; and he shaww be +b-bwought wow: (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cedaws of Webanyon, that awe high +and w-wifted up, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the oaks of B-Bashan, 2:14 And upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +high mountains, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hiwws that awe w-wifted up, 2:15 And +upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high towew, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fenced waww, 2:16 And upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the s-ships of T-Tawshish, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pweasant pictuwes. + +2:17 And t-the woftinyess of man shaww be b-bowed down, and t-the haughtinyess +of men shaww be m-made wow: and t-the WOWD awonye shaww be exawted in that +d-day. + +2:18 And t-the idows he shaww u-uttewwy a-abowish. + +2:19 And they shaww go into t-the o(≧▽≦)o h-howes of t-the wocks, and into t-the caves +of t-the eawth, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of his majesty, +when he awiseth to s-shake tewwibwy t-the eawth. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 In that day a man shaww cast his idows of s-siwvew, and his idows +of gowd, which they m-made each onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf to wowship, to t-the mowes +and to t-the b-bats; 2:21 To go into t-the cwefts of t-the wocks, and into t-the +tops of t-the w-wagged wocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of +his majesty, when he awiseth to s-shake tewwibwy t-the eawth. + +2:22 ( ~*-*)~ C-Cease ye fwom ^.^ m-man, whose bweath is in his nyostwiws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whewein +is he to be a-accounted of ? 3-3:1 Fow, b-behowd, t-the W-Wowd, t-the WOWD of +hosts, doth o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom Jewusawem and fwom Judah t-the stay and t-the +staff, t-the w-whowe stay of bwead, and t-the w-whowe stay of watew. + +3:2 The mighty ^.^ m-man, and t-the man of waw, t-the judge, and t-the pwophet, +and t-the pwudent, and t-the \(★ω★)/ a-ancient, 3-3:3 The c-captain of fifty, and t-the +honyouwabwe ^.^ m-man, and t-the c-counsewwow, and t-the cunnying a-awtificew, and t-the +ewoquent owatow. + +3:4 And I wiww g-give chiwdwen to be theiw pwinces, and babes shaww w-wuwe +o-ovew them. + +3:5 And t-the peopwe shaww be oppwessed, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye by anyothew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye by his nyeighbouw: t-the c-chiwd shaww behave himsewf pwoudwy against +t-the \(★ω★)/ a-ancient, and t-the base against t-the \(★ω★)/ h-honyouwabwe. + +3-3:6 When a man shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of his b-bwothew of t-the house of his +fathew, s-saying, T-Thou hast cwothing, be t-thou ouw wuwew, and wet this +wuin be undew thy hand: 3:7 In that day shaww he sweaw, s-saying, I wiww +nyot be an h-heawew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house is nyeithew bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow cwothing: make +m-me nyot a wuwew of t-the peopwe. + +3:8 Fow Jewusawem is wuinyed, and Judah is f-fawwen: because theiw tongue +and theiw doings awe against t-the WOWD, to pwovoke t-the eyes of his +gwowy. + +3-3:9 The s-shew of theiw c-countenyance doth witnyess against t-them; and they +decwawe theiw sin as Sodom, they hide it n-nyot. Woe u-unto theiw (;;;*_*) s-souw! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they have wewawded eviw u-unto themsewves. + +3:10 Say ye to t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, that it shaww be w-weww with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +shaww e-eat t-the fwuit of theiw doings. + +3:11 Woe u-unto t-the wicked! it shaww be iww with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wewawd of +his h-hands shaww be given h-him. + +3:12 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, chiwdwen awe theiw o-oppwessows, and w-women w-wuwe +o-ovew them. O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, they which wead thee c-cause thee to eww, and +d-destwoy t-the w-way of thy paths. + +3:13 The WOWD standeth up to pwead, and standeth to j-judge t-the peopwe. + +3:14 The WOWD wiww entew into j-judgment with t-the a-ancients of his +p-peopwe, and t-the pwinces theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have eaten up t-the v-vinyeyawd; +t-the spoiw of t-the poow is in youw houses. + +3:15 What mean ye that ye beat o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe to p-pieces, and gwind t-the +faces of t-the poow? saith t-the Wowd GOD of hosts. + +3:16 Moweovew t-the WOWD saith, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the daughtews of Zion awe +haughty, and wawk with stwetched fowth nyecks and w-wanton eyes, wawking +and mincing as they go, and making a tinkwing with theiw feet: 3:17 +Thewefowe t-the WOWD wiww smite with a scab t-the cwown of t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the +daughtews of Zion, and t-the WOWD wiww discovew theiw secwet p-pawts. + +3:18 In that day t-the Wowd wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the bwavewy of theiw tinkwing +ownyaments about theiw feet, and theiw cauws, and theiw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound tiwes +w-wike t-the moon, 3:19 The chains, and t-the bwacewets, and t-the m-muffwews, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 The bonnyets, and t-the ownyaments of t-the wegs, and t-the (´ ω `♡) h-headbands, +and t-the tabwets, and t-the eawwings, 3:21 The wings, and nyose (♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, +3-3:22 The changeabwe (*°▽°*) s-suits of appawew, and t-the mantwes, and t-the +w-wimpwes, and t-the cwisping pins, 3:23 The gwasses, and t-the finye winyen, +and t-the >w< *teleports behind you* h-hoods, and t-the v-vaiws. + +3:24 And it shaww come to pass, that instead of sweet s-smeww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be (*^‿^*) s-stink; and instead of a g-giwdwe a went; and instead of w-weww +s-set haiw bawdnyess; and instead of a stomachew a giwding of sackcwoth; +and b-buwnying instead of beauty. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 Thy men shaww faww by t-the swowd, and thy mighty in t-the waw. + +3:26 And hew gates shaww wament and mouwn; and she being desowate +shaww sit upon t-the gwound. + +4:1 And in that day seven w-women shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of onye ^.^ m-man, s-saying, We +wiww e-eat ouw own bwead, and ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw ouw own appawew: onwy wet us be +cawwed by thy nyame, to o(>ω<)o t-take away ouw wepwoach. + +4-4:2 In that day shaww t-the bwanch of t-the WOWD be beautifuw and +g-gwowious, and t-the fwuit of t-the eawth shaww be excewwent and c-comewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-them that awe escaped of Iswaew. + +4:3 And it shaww come to pass, that he that is weft in Zion, and he +that wemainyeth in J-Jewusawem, shaww be cawwed howy, even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that +is wwitten among t-the wiving in Jewusawem: 4-4:4 When t-the Wowd shaww have +washed away t-the fiwth of t-the daughtews of Zion, and shaww have (*^.^*) p-puwged +t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Jewusawem fwom t-the m-midst theweof by t-the spiwit of +j-judgment, and by t-the spiwit of b-buwnying. + +4-4:5 And t-the WOWD wiww cweate upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy dwewwing pwace of mount Zion, +and upon hew assembwies, a cwoud and smoke by day, and t-the shinying of +a fwaming fiwe by nyight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwowy shaww be a defence. + +4:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a tabewnyacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shadow in t-the day time fwom +t-the h-heat, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwace of wefuge, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a covewt fwom stowm and +fwom wain. + +5:1 Nyow wiww I sing to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wewwbewoved a song of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved touching +his vinyeyawd. My w-wewwbewoved hath a vinyeyawd in a vewy f-fwuitfuw hiww: +5-5:2 And he f-fenced it, and gathewed out t-the s-stonyes t-theweof, and pwanted +it with t-the choicest vinye, and b-buiwt a towew in t-the m-midst of it, and +awso m-made a w-winyepwess thewein: and he wooked that it shouwd bwing +fowth g-gwapes, and it b-bwought fowth wiwd gwapes. + +5:3 And n-nyow, O-O i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, and men of Judah, judge, I +p-pway y-you, b-betwixt m-me and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vinyeyawd. + +5:4 What couwd have b-been donye mowe to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-vinyeyawd, that I have nyot +donye in it? (o´∀`o) w-whewefowe, when I wooked that it shouwd bwing fowth +g-gwapes, b-bwought it fowth wiwd g-gwapes? 5:5 And nyow go (♡°▽°♡) t-to; I wiww teww +you what I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-vinyeyawd: I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the h-hedge t-theweof, +and it shaww be eaten up; and bweak down t-the waww t-theweof, and it +shaww be twodden down: 5:6 And I wiww way it waste: it shaww nyot be +pwunyed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow digged; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come up bwiews and thowns: I wiww +awso command t-the cwouds that they wain nyo wain upon it. + +5:7 Fow t-the vinyeyawd of t-the WOWD of hosts is t-the house of I-Iswaew, and +t-the men of Judah his pweasant pwant: and he wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-judgment, but +(x_x)V b-behowd oppwession; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess, but (x_x)V b-behowd a cwy. + +5:8 Woe u-unto t-them that join house to h-house, that way fiewd to fiewd, +tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo pwace, that they may be pwaced awonye in t-the m-midst of +t-the e-eawth! 5:9 In minye eaws said t-the WOWD of hosts, O-Of a twuth many +houses shaww be d-desowate, even gweat and faiw, without i-inhabitant. + +5:10 Yea, t-ten acwes of vinyeyawd shaww yiewd onye bath, and t-the seed of +an h-homew shaww yiewd an ephah. + +5:11 Woe u-unto t-them that (☆ω☆) w-wise up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, that they may +fowwow stwong dwink; that continyue untiw nyight, tiww winye infwame +t-them! 5:12 And t-the h-hawp, and t-the viow, t-the t-tabwet, and p-pipe, and +winye, awe in theiw f-feasts: but they w-wegawd nyot t-the wowk of t-the WOWD, +nyeithew considew t-the o-opewation of his hands. + +5-5:13 Thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe awe gonye into c-captivity, because they have nyo +knyowwedge: and theiw honyouwabwe men awe famished, and theiw muwtitude +dwied up with t-thiwst. + +5:14 Thewefowe heww hath e-enwawged hewsewf, and openyed hew mouth +without measuwe: and theiw gwowy, and theiw muwtitude, and theiw pomp, +and he that wejoiceth, shaww descend into it. + +5:15 And t-the mean man shaww be b-bwought down, and t-the mighty man shaww +be humbwed, and t-the eyes of t-the wofty shaww be humbwed: 5:16 But t-the +WOWD of hosts shaww be exawted in j-judgment, and God that is h-howy shaww +be sanctified in ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +5:17 T-Then shaww t-the w-wambs feed aftew theiw m-mannyew, and t-the waste +pwaces of t-the fat o-onyes shaww stwangews eat. + +5:18 Woe u-unto t-them that d-dwaw i-inyiquity with c-cowds of v-vanyity, and sin as +it wewe with a c-cawt (*´▽`*) w-wope: 5:19 That say, Wet him make speed, and +hasten his wowk, that we may s-see i-it: and wet t-the counsew of t-the Howy +Onye of Iswaew d-dwaw nyigh and come, that we may knyow i-it! 5:20 Woe u-unto +t-them that caww eviw g-good, and g-good eviw; that put dawknyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wight, +and wight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dawknyess; that put bittew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sweet, and sweet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +bittew! 5:21 Woe u-unto t-them that awe wise in theiw own eyes, and +pwudent in theiw own sight! 5:22 Woe u-unto t-them that awe mighty to +dwink winye, and men of stwength to m-mingwe stwong dwink: 5:23 W-Which +justify t-the wicked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wewawd, and o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the wighteousnyess of t-the +wighteous fwom him! 5-5:24 Thewefowe as t-the fiwe devouweth t-the stubbwe, +and t-the fwame consumeth t-the chaff, so theiw woot shaww be as +w-wottennyess, and theiw bwossom shaww go up as dust: because they have +cast away t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD of hosts, and (>_<) d-despised t-the wowd of t-the +Howy Onye of Iswaew. + +5:25 Thewefowe is t-the angew of t-the WOWD kindwed against his p-peopwe, +and he hath stwetched fowth his hand against t-them, and hath smitten +(=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the hiwws did twembwe, and theiw cawcases wewe t-town in t-the +m-midst of t-the stweets. + +Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this his angew is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, but his hand is stwetched +out (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +5:26 And he wiww wift up an ensign to t-the nyations fwom faw, and wiww +h-hiss u-unto t-them fwom t-the end of t-the eawth: and, b-behowd, they shaww come +with speed swiftwy: 5:27 N-Nyonye shaww be weawy (=`ω´=) n-nyow stumbwe among t-them; +nyonye shaww swumbew (=`ω´=) n-nyow sweep; nyeithew shaww t-the g-giwdwe of theiw woins +be woosed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the watchet of theiw shoes be bwoken: 5:28 Whose awwows +awe shawp, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw bows bent, theiw howses' hoofs shaww be +c-counted w-wike fwint, and theiw wheews w-wike a whiwwwind: 5-5:29 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw +woawing shaww be w-wike a wion, they shaww woaw w-wike young wions: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +they shaww (✧ω✧) w-woaw, and way h-howd of t-the pwey, and shaww cawwy it away +safe, and nyonye shaww d-dewivew it. + +5:30 And in that day they shaww woaw against t-them w-wike t-the woawing of +t-the sea: and if onye wook u-unto t-the wand, (x_x)V b-behowd dawknyess and sowwow, +and t-the wight is dawkenyed in t-the h-heavens t-theweof. + +6-6:1 In t-the yeaw that king Uzziah died I saw awso t-the WOWD sitting upon +a t-thwonye, high and w-wifted up, and his twain fiwwed t-the tempwe. + +6:2 A-Above it s-stood t-the s-sewaphims: each onye h-had six wings; with (^-^*)/ t-twain +he covewed his face, and with (^-^*)/ t-twain he covewed his feet, and with +(^-^*)/ t-twain he did fwy. + +6:3 And onye cwied u-unto anyothew, and said, Howy, howy, howy, is t-the +WOWD of h-hosts: t-the w-whowe eawth is f-fuww of his gwowy. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And t-the posts of t-the doow moved a-at t-the voice of him that cwied, +and t-the house w-was fiwwed with smoke. + +6:5 T-Then said I, Woe is me! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am undonye; because I am a man of +uncwean wips, and I dweww in t-the m-midst of a peopwe of uncwean wips: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye eyes have s-seen t-the K-King, t-the WOWD of hosts. + +6:6 T-Then fwew onye of t-the sewaphims u-unto me, h-having a wive coaw in his +hand, which he h-had taken with t-the tongs fwom off t-the a-awtaw: 6:7 And he +w-waid it upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and said, Wo, this hath touched thy wips; and +thinye i-inyiquity is taken away, and thy sin p-puwged. + +6:8 Awso I heawd t-the voice of t-the W-Wowd, s-saying, Whom shaww I send, and +who wiww go (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us? T-Then said I, Hewe am I; send me. + +6:9 And he said, Go, and teww this p-peopwe, Heaw ye indeed, but +undewstand n-nyot; and s-see ye indeed, but pewceive n-nyot. + +6:10 Make t-the heawt of this peopwe fat, and make theiw eaws h-heavy, and +s-shut theiw e-eyes; west they s-see with theiw eyes, and h-heaw with theiw +eaws, and undewstand with theiw heawt, and c-convewt, and be heawed. + +6:11 T-Then said I, W-Wowd, how wong? And he answewed, Untiw t-the c-cities be +w-wasted without inhabitant, and t-the houses without ^.^ m-man, and t-the wand be +u-uttewwy d-desowate, 6:12 And t-the WOWD have w-wemoved men faw away, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a gweat fowsaking in t-the m-midst of t-the wand. + +6:13 But (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in it shaww be a tenth, and it shaww wetuwn, and shaww be +e-eaten: as a t-teiw twee, and as an oak, whose s-substance is in t-them, when +they cast theiw weaves: so t-the h-howy seed shaww be t-the s-substance +t-theweof. + +7:1 And it came to pass in t-the days of Ahaz t-the son of J-Jotham, t-the son +of Uzziah, king of Judah, that (*´▽`*) W-Wezin t-the king of Sywia, and (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the +son of Wemawiah, king of I-Iswaew, went up towawd Jewusawem to waw +against it, but couwd nyot pwevaiw against it. + +7:2 And it w-was towd t-the house of D-David, s-saying, Sywia is {{ (>_<) }} c-confedewate +with Ephwaim. And his heawt w-was moved, and t-the heawt of his p-peopwe, as +t-the twees of t-the w-wood awe moved with t-the wind. + +7-7:3 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto Isaiah, Go fowth nyow to meet Ahaz, thou, +and Sheawjashub thy son, a-at t-the end of t-the conduit of t-the (--_--) u-uppew poow +in t-the h-highway of t-the f-fuwwew's fiewd; 7:4 And say u-unto him, Take heed, +and be quiet; f-feaw nyot, nyeithew be faintheawted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the two taiws of +these smoking fiwebwands, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiewce angew of (*´▽`*) W-Wezin with Sywia, +and of t-the son of Wemawiah. + +7:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because Sywia, Ephwaim, and t-the son of Wemawiah, have taken eviw +counsew against thee, s-saying, 7:6 Wet us go up against Judah, and v-vex +it, and wet us make a bweach (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, and s-set a king in t-the +m-midst of it, even t-the son of Tabeaw: 7-7:7 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, I-It +shaww nyot stand, nyeithew shaww it come to pass. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Fow t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Sywia is Damascus, and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Damascus is +Wezin; and within (o_O)! t-thweescowe and five yeaws shaww Ephwaim be bwoken, +that it be nyot a peopwe. + +7:9 And t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Ephwaim is S-Samawia, and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Samawia is +Wemawiah's (＾• ω •＾) s-son. If ye wiww nyot b-bewieve, suwewy ye shaww nyot be +estabwished. + +7:10 Moweovew t-the WOWD spake again u-unto Ahaz, s-saying, 7:11 Ask thee a +(*´▽`*) s-sign of t-the WOWD thy God; ask it eithew in t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-depth, ow in t-the height +above. + +7:12 But Ahaz said, I wiww nyot ask, nyeithew wiww I t-tempt t-the WOWD. + +7:13 And he said, Heaw ye n-nyow, O-O house of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; Is it a smaww t-thing +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to weawy men, but wiww ye weawy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God awso? 7:14 Thewefowe +t-the Wowd himsewf shaww g-give you a s-sign; Behowd, a viwgin shaww +conceive, and beaw a son, and shaww caww his nyame I-Immanyuew. + +7:15 B-Buttew and honyey shaww he eat, that he may knyow to wefuse t-the +eviw, and choose t-the good. + +7:16 Fow befowe t-the c-chiwd shaww knyow to wefuse t-the eviw, and choose +t-the g-good, t-the wand that t-thou abhowwest shaww be fowsaken of both hew +k-kings. + +7:17 The WOWD shaww bwing upon thee, and upon thy p-peopwe, and upon thy +fathew's h-house, days that have nyot come, fwom t-the day that Ephwaim +depawted fwom Judah; even t-the king of Assywia. + +7:18 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the WOWD shaww h-hiss +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fwy that is in t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of Egypt, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bee that is in t-the wand of Assywia. + +xDD 7-7:19 And they shaww come, and shaww w-west (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them in t-the desowate +vawweys, and in t-the o(≧▽≦)o h-howes of t-the wocks, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thowns, and upon +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bushes. + +7:20 In t-the same day shaww t-the Wowd shave with a w-wazow that is hiwed, +nyamewy, by t-them beyond t-the wivew, by t-the king of A-Assywia, t-the head, +and t-the haiw of t-the feet: and it shaww awso consume t-the (❤ω❤) b-beawd. + +7:21 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that a man shaww nyouwish a +young c-cow, and two sheep; 7:22 And it shaww come to pass, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +a-abundance of miwk that they shaww g-give he shaww e-eat b-buttew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buttew +and honyey shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye e-eat that is weft in t-the wand. + +7:23 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace shaww be, +whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a t-thousand vinyes a-at a t-thousand s-siwvewwings, it shaww +even be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwiews and thowns. + +7:24 With awwows and with bows shaww men come thithew; because (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wand shaww become bwiews and thowns. + +7:25 And on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hiwws that shaww be digged with t-the (♡°▽°♡) m-mattock, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww nyot come thithew t-the f-feaw of bwiews and thowns: but it shaww be +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sending fowth of oxen, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tweading of wessew c-cattwe. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Moweovew t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Take thee a gweat woww, and wwite +in it with a man's pen c-concewnying Mahewshawawhashbaz. + +8-8:2 And I took u-unto m-me faithfuw witnyesses to wecowd, Uwiah t-the pwiest, +and (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of Jebewechiah. + +8:3 And I went u-unto t-the pwophetess; and she conceived, and bawe a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +T-Then said t-the WOWD to me, Caww his nyame Mahewshawawhashbaz. + +8:4 Fow befowe t-the c-chiwd shaww have k-knyowwedge to cwy, My fathew, and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, t-the w-wiches of Damascus and t-the spoiw of Samawia shaww be +taken away befowe t-the king of Assywia. + +8-8:5 The WOWD spake awso u-unto m-me again, s-saying, 8:6 Fowasmuch as this +peopwe wefuseth t-the watews of S-Shiwoah that go softwy, and wejoice in +(*´▽`*) W-Wezin and Wemawiah's son; 8:7 Nyow thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the Wowd bwingeth +up upon t-them t-the watews of t-the wivew, stwong and many, even t-the king +of A-Assywia, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his gwowy: and he shaww come up o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +channyews, and go o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his banks: 8:8 And he shaww pass thwough +Judah; he shaww ovewfwow and go ovew, he shaww w-weach even to t-the nyeck; +and t-the stwetching out of his w-wings shaww fiww t-the bweadth of thy +wand, O-O I-Immanyuew. + +8:9 (* ^ ω ^) A-Associate youwsewves, O-O ye p-peopwe, and ye shaww be bwoken in +pieces; and g-give eaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye of faw c-countwies: giwd youwsewves, and ye +shaww be bwoken in pieces; giwd youwsewves, and ye shaww be bwoken in +pieces. + +8-8:10 Take counsew togethew, and it shaww come to nyought; speak t-the +wowd, and it shaww nyot s-stand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is with us. + +8-8:11 Fow t-the WOWD spake thus to m-me with a stwong hand, and instwucted +m-me that I shouwd nyot wawk in t-the w-way of this p-peopwe, s-saying, 8:12 Say +ye nyot, A-A confedewacy, to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them to whom this peopwe shaww say, A-A +confedewacy; nyeithew f-feaw ye theiw feaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be afwaid. + +8-8:13 Sanctify t-the WOWD of hosts himsewf; and wet him be youw feaw, and +wet him be youw dwead. + +8:14 And he shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sanctuawy; but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a stonye of stumbwing and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-wock of offence to both t-the houses of I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gin and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a snyawe to t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem. + +8:15 And many among t-them shaww stumbwe, and faww, and be bwoken, and +be snyawed, and be taken. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Bind up t-the testimony, s-seaw t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-discipwes. + +8:17 And I wiww wait upon t-the WOWD, that h-hideth his f-face fwom t-the +house of Jacob, and I wiww wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +8-8:18 Behowd, I and t-the chiwdwen whom t-the WOWD hath given m-me awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +signs and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wondews in Iswaew fwom t-the WOWD of hosts, which d-dwewweth +in mount Z-Zion. + +8-8:19 And when they shaww say u-unto y-you, S-Seek u-unto t-them that have +famiwiaw s-spiwits, and u-unto wizawds that peep, and that muttew: shouwd +nyot a peopwe seek u-unto theiw God? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wiving to t-the dead? 8:20 To +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and to t-the testimony: if they speak nyot a-accowding to this +wowd, it is because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wight in them. + +8-8:21 And they shaww pass thwough it, hawdwy bestead and hungwy: and it +shaww come to pass, that when they shaww be hungwy, they shaww fwet +themsewves, and (O_O;) c-cuwse theiw king and theiw G-God, and wook u-upwawd. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And they shaww wook u-unto t-the eawth; and (x_x)V b-behowd twoubwe and +dawknyess, dimnyess of anguish; and they shaww be dwiven to dawknyess. + +9:1 Nyevewthewess t-the dimnyess shaww nyot be such as w-was in hew vexation, +when a-at t-the fiwst he wightwy affwicted t-the wand of Zebuwun and t-the +wand of Nyaphtawi, and aftewwawd did mowe gwievouswy affwict hew by t-the +w-way of t-the sea, beyond Jowdan, in G-Gawiwee of t-the nyations. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 The peopwe that wawked in dawknyess have s-seen a gweat wight: they +that dweww in t-the wand of t-the shadow of d-death, upon t-them hath t-the +wight shinyed. + +9:3 T-Thou hast m-muwtipwied t-the nyation, and nyot incweased t-the joy: they +joy befowe thee a-accowding to t-the joy in hawvest, and as men wejoice +when they divide t-the s-spoiw. + +9:4 Fow t-thou hast bwoken t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of his buwden, and t-the s-staff of his +(❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, t-the wod of his o-oppwessow, as in t-the day of Midian. + +9:5 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy battwe of t-the wawwiow is with confused nyoise, and +gawments wowwed in bwood; but this shaww be with b-buwnying and f-fuew of +fiwe. + +9:6 Fow u-unto us a c-chiwd is b-bown, u-unto us a son is given: and t-the +g-govewnment shaww be upon his shouwdew: and his nyame shaww be cawwed +W-Wondewfuw, Counsewwow, The mighty G-God, The evewwasting Fathew, The +P-Pwince of Peace. + +9:7 O-Of t-the incwease of his g-govewnment and peace (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo end, +upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, and upon his k-kingdom, to owdew it, and to +estabwish it with j-judgment and with justice fwom hencefowth even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. The zeaw of t-the WOWD of hosts wiww pewfowm this. + +9:8 The Wowd sent a wowd into Jacob, and it hath wighted upon Iswaew. + +9:9 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww knyow, even Ephwaim and t-the i-inhabitant of +S-Samawia, that say in t-the pwide and stoutnyess of heawt, (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 The bwicks +awe f-fawwen down, but we wiww buiwd with hewn stonyes: t-the sycomowes awe +cut down, but we wiww change t-them into cedaws. + +9-9:11 Thewefowe t-the WOWD shaww s-set up t-the advewsawies of (*´▽`*) W-Wezin against +him, and join his enyemies togethew; 9:12 The Sywians b-befowe, and t-the +Phiwistinyes behind; and they shaww devouw Iswaew with open mouth. Fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this his angew is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, but his hand is stwetched out +(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +9:13 Fow t-the peopwe tuwnyeth nyot u-unto him that smiteth t-them, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do +they seek t-the WOWD of hosts. + +9-9:14 Thewefowe t-the WOWD wiww cut off fwom Iswaew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and taiw, bwanch +and w-wush, in onye d-day. + +9:15 The (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient and honyouwabwe, he is t-the h-head; and t-the pwophet that +t-teacheth w-wies, he is t-the taiw. + +9:16 Fow t-the weadews of this peopwe c-cause t-them to e-eww; and they that +awe w-wed of t-them awe destwoyed. + +9:17 Thewefowe t-the WOWD shaww have nyo joy in theiw young men, nyeithew +shaww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on theiw fathewwess and widows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye is an +hypocwite and an eviwdoew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mouth s-speaketh fowwy. Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +this his angew is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, but his hand is stwetched out +(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +9:18 Fow w-wickednyess buwnyeth as t-the fiwe: it shaww devouw t-the bwiews +and thowns, and shaww kindwe in t-the t-thickets of t-the f-fowest, and they +shaww mount up w-wike t-the wifting up of smoke. + +9:19 Thwough t-the wwath of t-the WOWD of hosts is t-the wand dawkenyed, and +t-the peopwe shaww be as t-the f-fuew of t-the fiwe: nyo man shaww spawe his +bwothew. + +9:20 And he shaww snyatch on t-the wight hand, and be hungwy; and he +shaww e-eat on t-the weft hand, and they shaww nyot be satisfied: they +shaww e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the fwesh of his own a-awm: 9:21 Manyasseh, Ephwaim; +and Ephwaim, Manyasseh: and they togethew shaww be against J-Judah. Fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this his angew is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, but his hand is stwetched out +(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +10:1 Woe u-unto t-them that decwee unwighteous decwees, and that wwite +gwievousnyess which they have p-pwescwibed; 1-10:2 To tuwn aside t-the nyeedy +fwom j-judgment, and to o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the wight fwom t-the poow of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, +that widows may be theiw pwey, and that they may w-wob t-the (o-_-o) f-fathewwess! +10:3 And what wiww ye (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the day of visitation, and in t-the +desowation which shaww come fwom faw? to whom wiww ye fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-hewp? +and whewe wiww ye weave youw gwowy? 10:4 Without m-me they shaww bow +down undew t-the pwisonyews, and they shaww faww undew t-the swain. Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +this his angew is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, but his hand is stwetched out +(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +1-10:5 O-O Assywian, t-the wod of minye angew, and t-the s-staff in theiw hand is +minye i-indignyation. + +10:6 I wiww send him against an hypocwiticaw nyation, and against t-the +peopwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath wiww I g-give him a c-chawge, to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the spoiw, and to +o(>ω<)o t-take t-the pwey, and to twead t-them down w-wike t-the miwe of t-the stweets. + +10:7 Howbeit he meanyeth nyot so, nyeithew doth his heawt think so; but +it is in his heawt to d-destwoy and cut off nyations nyot a few. + +10:8 Fow he saith, Awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwinces awtogethew kings? 10:9 Is nyot +Cawnyo as Cawchemish? is nyot Hamath as (O_O;) *blushes* A-Awpad? is nyot Samawia as +Damascus? 10:10 As o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand hath f-found t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the idows, and +whose gwaven images did excew t-them of Jewusawem and of Samawia; 1-10:11 +Shaww I nyot, as I have donye u-unto Samawia and hew idows, so (^-^*)/ d-do to +Jewusawem and hew idows? (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Whewefowe it shaww come to pass, that +when t-the Wowd hath ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed his w-whowe wowk upon mount Zion and on +J-Jewusawem, I wiww punyish t-the fwuit of t-the s-stout heawt of t-the king of +A-Assywia, and t-the gwowy of his high w-wooks. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Fow he saith, By t-the stwength of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand I have donye it, and by +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wisdom; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am p-pwudent: and I have w-wemoved t-the bounds of t-the +p-peopwe, and have w-wobbed theiw tweasuwes, and I have put down t-the +i-inhabitants w-wike a v-vawiant man: (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand hath f-found as a (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest +t-the w-wiches of t-the peopwe: and as onye gatheweth e-eggs that awe weft, +have I gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye that moved t-the wing, +ow openyed t-the mouth, ow peeped. + +10:15 Shaww t-the a-axe boast itsewf against him that heweth (´ ∀ ` *) *leans over* t-thewewith? ow +shaww t-the saw magnyify itsewf against him that shaketh it? as if t-the +wod shouwd s-shake itsewf against t-them that wift it up, ow as if t-the +s-staff shouwd wift up (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, as if it wewe nyo wood. + +1-10:16 Thewefowe shaww t-the W-Wowd, t-the Wowd of hosts, send among his fat +o-onyes w-weannyess; and undew his gwowy he shaww kindwe a b-buwnying w-wike t-the +b-buwnying of a fiwe. + +1-10:17 And t-the wight of Iswaew shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a f-fiwe, and his Howy Onye +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fwame: and it shaww buwn and devouw his thowns and his bwiews in +onye >_> d-day; 10:18 And shaww consume t-the gwowy of his f-fowest, and of his +f-fwuitfuw fiewd, both souw and b-body: and they shaww be as when a +standawd-beawew fainteth. + +10:19 And t-the w-west of t-the twees of his fowest shaww be few, that a +c-chiwd may wwite them. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the wemnyant of +I-Iswaew, and such as awe escaped of t-the house of Jacob, shaww nyo mowe +again stay upon him that smote t-them; but shaww stay upon t-the WOWD, t-the +Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, in twuth. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 The wemnyant shaww wetuwn, even t-the wemnyant of Jacob, u-unto t-the +mighty God. + +10:22 Fow t-though thy peopwe Iswaew be as t-the sand of t-the sea, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a +wemnyant of t-them shaww wetuwn: t-the consumption (・_・ヾ d-decweed shaww ovewfwow +with ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +1-10:23 Fow t-the Wowd GOD of hosts shaww make a consumption, even +detewminyed, in t-the m-midst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand. + +10:24 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd GOD of hosts, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe that +dwewwest in Zion, be nyot afwaid of t-the Assywian: he shaww smite thee +with a wod, and shaww wift up his s-staff against thee, aftew t-the m-mannyew +of Egypt. + +10:25 Fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a vewy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and t-the indignyation shaww cease, +and minye angew in theiw destwuction. + +10:26 And t-the WOWD of hosts shaww stiw up a scouwge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him a-accowding +to t-the swaughtew of Midian a-at t-the w-wock of Oweb: and as his wod w-was +upon t-the sea, so shaww he wift it up aftew t-the m-mannyew of Egypt. + +10:27 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that his ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden shaww be +taken away fwom off thy (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off thy nyeck, and +t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke shaww be destwoyed because of t-the anyointing. + +1-10:28 He is come to A-Aiath, he is passed to Migwon; a-at Michmash he hath +w-waid up his cawwiages: 10:29 They awe gonye o-ovew t-the passage: they have +taken up theiw wodging a-at Geba; W-Wamah is afwaid; Gibeah of Sauw is +fwed. + +10:30 W-Wift up thy voice, O-O daughtew of G-Gawwim: c-cause it to be heawd +u-unto Waish, O-O poow Anyathoth. + +10:31 Madmenyah is wemoved; t-the i-inhabitants of Gebim gathew themsewves +to fwee. + +10:32 As (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww he wemain a-at N-Nyob that day: he shaww s-shake his hand +against t-the mount of t-the daughtew of Zion, t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of Jewusawem. + +10:33 Behowd, t-the W-Wowd, t-the WOWD of hosts, shaww wop t-the bough with +tewwow: and t-the high o-onyes of statuwe shaww be hewn down, and t-the +haughty shaww be h-humbwed. + +1-10:34 And he shaww cut down t-the t-thickets of t-the fowest with i-iwon, and +Webanyon shaww faww by a mighty onye. + +11:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come fowth a wod out of t-the stem of Jesse, and a +Bwanch shaww gwow out of his woots: 11:2 And t-the spiwit of t-the WOWD +shaww w-west upon him, t-the spiwit of wisdom and u-undewstanding, t-the +spiwit of counsew and might, t-the spiwit of k-knyowwedge and of t-the f-feaw +of t-the WOWD; 11:3 And shaww make him of quick undewstanding in t-the +f-feaw of t-the WOWD: and he shaww nyot j-judge aftew t-the sight of his eyes, +nyeithew wepwove aftew t-the heawing of his eaws: 11:4 But with +wighteousnyess shaww he j-judge t-the poow, and wepwove with equity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +meek of t-the eawth: and he shaww smite t-the eawth: with t-the wod of his +mouth, and with t-the bweath of his w-wips shaww he (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wicked. + +11:5 And wighteousnyess shaww be t-the g-giwdwe of his w-woins, and +faithfuwnyess t-the g-giwdwe of his weins. + +11:6 The wowf awso shaww dweww with t-the wamb, and t-the weopawd shaww +w-wie down with t-the kid; and t-the cawf and t-the young w-wion and t-the f-fatwing +togethew; and a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwd shaww wead them. + +11:7 And t-the cow and t-the beaw shaww feed; theiw young o-onyes shaww w-wie +down togethew: and t-the w-wion shaww e-eat >_> s-stwaw w-wike t-the ox. + +11:8 And t-the sucking c-chiwd shaww pway on t-the h-howe of t-the ( =ω=)..nyaa a-asp, and t-the +weanyed c-chiwd shaww put his hand on t-the cockatwice' den. + +11:9 They shaww nyot (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt (=`ω´=) n-nyow d-destwoy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +eawth shaww be f-fuww of t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the WOWD, as t-the watews covew +t-the sea. + +11:10 And in that day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a woot of Jesse, which shaww +stand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an ensign of t-the peopwe; to it shaww t-the G-Gentiwes seek: and +his w-west shaww be gwowious. + +11:11 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the Wowd shaww s-set +his hand again t-the second time to wecovew t-the wemnyant of his p-peopwe, +which shaww be weft, fwom A-Assywia, and fwom Egypt, and fwom Pathwos, +and fwom Cush, and fwom Ewam, and fwom Shinyaw, and fwom (^人^) H-Hamath, and +fwom t-the iswands of t-the sea. + +11:12 And he shaww s-set up an ensign (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the n-nyations, and shaww +assembwe t-the outcasts of I-Iswaew, and gathew togethew t-the d-dispewsed of +Judah fwom t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the eawth. + +11:13 The envy awso of Ephwaim shaww depawt, and t-the advewsawies of +Judah shaww be cut off: Ephwaim shaww nyot envy Judah, and Judah shaww +nyot v-vex Ephwaim. + +11:14 But they shaww fwy upon t-the s-shouwdews of t-the Phiwistinyes towawd +t-the w-west; they shaww spoiw t-them of t-the east togethew: they shaww way +theiw hand upon Edom and M-Moab; and t-the chiwdwen of Ammon shaww obey +them. + +11:15 And t-the WOWD shaww u-uttewwy d-destwoy t-the tongue of t-the Egyptian +sea; and with his mighty wind shaww he s-shake his hand o-ovew t-the wivew, +and shaww smite it in t-the seven stweams, and make men go o-ovew d-dwyshod. + +11:16 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an h-highway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemnyant of his p-peopwe, +which shaww be weft, fwom Assywia; w-wike as it w-was to Iswaew in t-the day +that he came up out of t-the wand of Egypt. + +12:1 And in that day t-thou shawt say, O-O WOWD, I wiww pwaise t-thee: +t-though t-thou wast angwy with me, thinye angew is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, and t-thou +c-comfowtedst me. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Behowd, God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation; I wiww twust, and nyot be afwaid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the WOWD o(>ω<)o J-JEHOVAH is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-song; he awso is become o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sawvation. + +12:3 Thewefowe with joy shaww ye d-dwaw w-watew out of t-the w-wewws of +s-sawvation. + +12:4 And in that day shaww ye say, Pwaise t-the WOWD, caww upon his +nyame, decwawe his doings among t-the p-peopwe, make mention that his nyame +is (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +1-12:5 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath donye excewwent things: this is +knyown in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +12:6 Cwy out and shout, t-thou i-inhabitant of Z-Zion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is t-the Howy +Onye of Iswaew in t-the m-midst of thee. + +13:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of Babywon, which Isaiah t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz did see. + +13:2 W-Wift ye up a bannyew upon t-the high mountain, e-exawt t-the voice u-unto +t-them, s-shake t-the hand, that they may go into t-the gates of t-the nyobwes. + +13:3 I have commanded o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctified onyes, I have awso cawwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mighty +o-onyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye angew, even t-them that wejoice in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my highnyess. + +13:4 The (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a muwtitude in t-the mountains, w-wike as of a gweat +peopwe; a tumuwtuous (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of nyations gathewed +togethew: t-the WOWD of hosts m-musteweth t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the battwe. + +13:5 They come fwom a faw countwy, fwom t-the end of heaven, even t-the +WOWD, and t-the weapons of his i-indignyation, to d-destwoy t-the w-whowe wand. + +13:6 Howw y-ye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of t-the WOWD is a-at hand; it shaww come as a +destwuction fwom t-the Awmighty. + +13:7 Thewefowe shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-hands be faint, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's heawt shaww +mewt: 13:8 And they shaww be afwaid: ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs and sowwows shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd +of t-them; they shaww be in pain as a woman that t-twavaiweth: they shaww +be a-amazed onye a-at anyothew; theiw faces shaww be as fwames. + +13:9 Behowd, t-the day of t-the WOWD cometh, cwuew both with wwath and +fiewce angew, to way t-the wand desowate: and he shaww d-destwoy t-the +sinnyews theweof out of it. + +1-13:10 Fow t-the staws of heaven and t-the constewwations theweof shaww nyot +g-give theiw wight: t-the sun shaww be dawkenyed in his g-going fowth, and +t-the moon shaww nyot c-cause hew wight to shinye. + +1-13:11 And I wiww punyish t-the wowwd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw eviw, and t-the wicked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw inyiquity; and I wiww c-cause t-the awwogancy of t-the pwoud to cease, +and wiww way (T_T) *cries* w-wow t-the haughtinyess of t-the tewwibwe. + +13:12 I wiww make a man mowe (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious than finye gowd; even a man than +t-the gowden wedge of Ophiw. + +13:13 Thewefowe I wiww s-shake t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and t-the eawth shaww w-wemove +out of hew pwace, in t-the wwath of t-the WOWD of hosts, and in t-the day of +his fiewce angew. + +13:14 And it shaww be as t-the chased woe, and as a sheep that nyo man +taketh up: they shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man tuwn to his own p-peopwe, and fwee {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye into his own wand. + +13:15 Evewy onye that is f-found shaww be thwust thwough; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +that is j-joinyed u-unto t-them shaww faww by t-the swowd. + +1-13:16 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw chiwdwen awso shaww be dashed to pieces befowe theiw e-eyes; +theiw houses shaww be spoiwed, and theiw wives wavished. + +13:17 Behowd, I wiww stiw up t-the Medes against t-them, which shaww nyot +w-wegawd s-siwvew; and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd, they shaww nyot dewight in it. + +13:18 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw bows awso shaww dash t-the young men to pieces; and they +shaww have nyo p-pity on t-the fwuit of t-the womb; theiw eyes shaww nyot +spawe chiwdwen. + +13:19 And Babywon, t-the gwowy of kingdoms, t-the b-beauty of t-the Chawdees' +excewwency, shaww be as when God ovewthwew Sodom and G-Gomowwah. + +1-13:20 I-It shaww nyevew be inhabited, nyeithew shaww it be d-dwewt in fwom +genyewation to genyewation: nyeithew shaww t-the Awabian p-pitch >_> t-tent thewe; +nyeithew shaww t-the shephewds make theiw fowd thewe. + +13:21 But wiwd b-beasts of t-the desewt shaww w-wie thewe; and theiw houses +shaww be f-fuww of dowefuw (*^‿^*) c-cweatuwes; and owws shaww dweww thewe, and +satyws shaww dance thewe. + +13:22 And t-the wiwd b-beasts of t-the iswands shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in theiw desowate +houses, and dwagons in theiw pweasant pawaces: and hew time is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to +come, and hew days shaww nyot be pwowonged. + +14:1 Fow t-the WOWD wiww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on Jacob, and wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet choose +I-Iswaew, and s-set t-them in theiw own wand: and t-the stwangews shaww be +j-joinyed with t-them, and they shaww cweave to t-the house of Jacob. + +14:2 And t-the peopwe shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-them, and bwing t-them to theiw p-pwace: +and t-the house of Iswaew shaww possess t-them in t-the wand of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and h-handmaids: and they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-them captives, whose +captives they wewe; and they shaww w-wuwe o-ovew theiw oppwessows. + +14:3 And it shaww come to pass in t-the day that t-the WOWD shaww g-give +thee w-west fwom thy sowwow, and fwom thy feaw, and fwom t-the hawd +bondage whewein t-thou wast m-made to sewve, 14:4 That t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take up +this pwovewb against t-the king of Babywon, and say, How hath t-the +oppwessow ceased! t-the gowden city ceased! 1-14:5 The WOWD hath bwoken +t-the s-staff of t-the w-wicked, and t-the sceptwe of t-the (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-wuwews. + +14:6 He who smote t-the peopwe in wwath with a c-continyuaw stwoke, he that +wuwed t-the nyations in angew, is pewsecuted, and nyonye hindeweth. + +14:7 The w-whowe eawth is a-at west, and is quiet: they bweak fowth into +s-singing. + +14:8 Yea, t-the fiw twees wejoice a-at thee, and t-the cedaws of Webanyon, +s-saying, Since t-thou awt w-waid down, nyo fewwew is come up against us. + +14:9 Heww fwom benyeath is moved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to meet thee a-at thy coming: +it s-stiwweth up t-the dead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief o-onyes of t-the +eawth; it hath waised up fwom theiw t-thwonyes (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the +nyations. + +14:10 Aww they shaww speak and say u-unto thee, Awt t-thou awso become +weak as ^.^ w-we? awt t-thou become w-wike u-unto us? 14:11 Thy pomp is b-bwought +down to t-the gwave, and t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of thy viows: t-the wowm is spwead +undew thee, and t-the wowms covew thee. + +1-14:12 How awt t-thou f-fawwen fwom heaven, O-O Wucifew, son of t-the mownying! +how awt t-thou cut down to t-the g-gwound, which didst w-weaken t-the nyations! +14:13 Fow t-thou hast said in thinye heawt, I wiww ascend into heaven, I +wiww e-exawt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye a-above t-the staws of G-God: I wiww sit awso upon t-the +mount of t-the congwegation, in t-the s-sides of t-the n-nyowth: 14:14 I wiww +ascend a-above t-the heights of t-the cwouds; I wiww be w-wike t-the most High. + +1-14:15 Y-Yet t-thou shawt be b-bwought down to heww, to t-the s-sides of t-the pit. + +14:16 They that s-see thee shaww nyawwowwy wook upon thee, and considew +thee, s-saying, Is this t-the man that m-made t-the eawth to twembwe, that did +s-shake k-kingdoms; 14:17 That m-made t-the wowwd as a wiwdewnyess, and +destwoyed t-the c-cities t-theweof; that openyed nyot t-the house of his +pwisonyews? (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 Aww t-the kings of t-the n-nyations, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them, w-wie +in gwowy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his own house. + +1-14:19 But t-thou awt cast out of thy gwave w-wike an abominyabwe b-bwanch, +and as t-the waiment of those that awe swain, thwust thwough with a +swowd, that go down to t-the s-stonyes of t-the pit; as a cawcase twodden +undew feet. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 T-Thou shawt nyot be j-joinyed with t-them in buwiaw, because t-thou hast +destwoyed thy wand, and s-swain thy peopwe: t-the seed of e-eviwdoews shaww +nyevew be wenyownyed. + +1-14:21 Pwepawe swaughtew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his chiwdwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the i-inyiquity of theiw +fathews; that they (^-^*)/ d-do nyot wise, (=`ω´=) n-nyow possess t-the wand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fiww t-the +f-face of t-the wowwd with cities. + +14:22 Fow I wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise up against t-them, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and +cut off fwom Babywon t-the nyame, and wemnyant, and son, and nyephew, saith +t-the WOWD. + +14:23 I wiww awso make it a ^.^ p-possession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bittewn, and poows of +watew: and I wiww sweep it with t-the besom of destwuction, saith t-the +WOWD of hosts. + +14:24 The WOWD of hosts hath swown, s-saying, S-Suwewy as I have t-thought, +so shaww it come to pass; and as I have puwposed, so shaww it s-stand: +14:25 That I wiww bweak t-the Assywian in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand, and upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mountains +twead him undew foot: t-then shaww his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke depawt fwom off t-them, and +his ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden depawt fwom off theiw shouwdews. + +14:26 This is t-the puwpose that is p-puwposed upon t-the w-whowe eawth: and +this is t-the hand that is stwetched out upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations. + +14:27 Fow t-the WOWD of hosts hath puwposed, and who shaww disannyuw it? +and his hand is stwetched (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and who shaww tuwn it back? 14:28 In +t-the yeaw that king Ahaz died w-was this b-buwden. + +14:29 Wejoice nyot thou, w-whowe P-Pawestinya, because t-the wod of him that +smote thee is bwoken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of t-the sewpent's woot shaww come fowth a +cockatwice, and his fwuit shaww be a fiewy fwying sewpent. + +14:30 And t-the fiwstbown of t-the poow shaww (o´∀`o) f-feed, and t-the nyeedy shaww +w-wie down in s-safety: and I wiww kiww thy woot with (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and he shaww +(✧∀✧)/ s-sway thy wemnyant. + +14:31 Howw, O-O gate; cwy, O-O c-city; thou, w-whowe P-Pawestinya, awt dissowved: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come fwom t-the nyowth a smoke, and nyonye shaww be awonye +in his appointed times. + +14:32 What shaww onye t-then answew t-the m-messengews of t-the nyation? That +t-the WOWD hath founded Zion, and t-the poow of his peopwe shaww t-twust in +it. + +15:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of Moab. (* ^ ω ^) B-Because in t-the nyight Aw of Moab is w-waid +waste, and b-bwought to siwence; because in t-the nyight Kiw of Moab is +w-waid waste, and b-bwought to siwence; ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 He is gonye up to Bajith, and +to Dibon, t-the high pwaces, to weep: Moab shaww howw o-ovew Nyebo, and +o-ovew M-Medeba: on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heads shaww be bawdnyess, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beawd cut +off. + +1-15:3 In theiw s-stweets they shaww giwd themsewves with sackcwoth: on +t-the tops of theiw houses, and in theiw (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww howw, +weeping abundantwy. + +:3 1-15:4 And H-Heshbon shaww cwy, and Eweaweh: theiw voice shaww be heawd +even u-unto Jahaz: thewefowe t-the awmed sowdiews of Moab shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out; +his wife shaww be gwievous u-unto h-him. + +1-15:5 My heawt shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Moab; his fugitives shaww fwee u-unto +Zoaw, an heifew of thwee yeaws owd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by t-the mounting up of W-Wuhith +with weeping shaww they go it up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the w-way of H-Howonyaim they +shaww w-waise up a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of destwuction. + +15:6 Fow t-the watews of Nyimwim shaww be desowate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hay is +withewed away, t-the gwass faiweth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo gween thing. + +15:7 Thewefowe t-the a-abundance they have gotten, and that which they +have w-waid up, shaww they cawwy away to t-the b-bwook of t-the w-wiwwows. + +15:8 Fow t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy is gonye (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the b-bowdews of M-Moab; t-the h-howwing +theweof u-unto Egwaim, and t-the h-howwing theweof u-unto Beewewim. + +15:9 Fow t-the watews of D-Dimon shaww be f-fuww of b-bwood: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww bwing +mowe upon Dimon, w-wions upon him that escapeth of M-Moab, and upon t-the +wemnyant of t-the wand. + +16:1 Send ye t-the wamb to t-the wuwew of t-the wand fwom Sewa to t-the +wiwdewnyess, u-unto t-the mount of t-the daughtew of Z-Zion. + +16:2 Fow it shaww be, that, as a wandewing biwd cast out of t-the nyest, +so t-the daughtews of Moab shaww be a-at t-the fowds of Awnyon. + +16:3 Take counsew, execute judgment; make thy shadow as t-the nyight in +t-the m-midst of t-the nyoonday; hide t-the outcasts; bewway nyot him that +wandeweth. + +16:4 Wet minye outcasts dweww with thee, M-Moab; be t-thou a covewt to t-them +fwom t-the f-face of t-the spoiwew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the e-extowtionyew is a-at an end, t-the +spoiwew c-ceaseth, t-the oppwessows awe consumed out of t-the wand. + +16:5 And in (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww t-the t-thwonye be estabwished: and he shaww sit +upon it in twuth in t-the tabewnyacwe of D-David, judging, and seeking +j-judgment, and hasting ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +1-16:6 We have heawd of t-the pwide of M-Moab; he is vewy p-pwoud: even of his +haughtinyess, and his pwide, and his w-wwath: but his wies shaww nyot be +so. + +16:7 Thewefowe shaww Moab howw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Moab, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) h-howw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +foundations of Kiwhaweseth shaww ye mouwn; suwewy they awe stwicken. + +16:8 Fow t-the fiewds of H-Heshbon wanguish, and t-the vinye of (/ =ω=)/ S-Sibmah: t-the +wowds of t-the heathen have bwoken down t-the pwincipaw p-pwants t-theweof, +they awe come even u-unto Jazew, they OwO w-wandewed thwough t-the wiwdewnyess: +hew bwanches awe stwetched (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they awe gonye o-ovew t-the sea. + +1-16:9 Thewefowe I wiww b-bewaiw with t-the weeping of (^ω~) J-Jazew t-the vinye of +(/ =ω=)/ S-Sibmah: I wiww w-watew thee with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teaws, O-O (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and Eweaweh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the shouting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy summew fwuits and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy hawvest is fawwen. + +1-16:10 And gwadnyess is taken away, and joy out of t-the p-pwentifuw fiewd; +and in t-the vinyeyawds (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo s-singing, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be +s-shouting: t-the tweadews shaww twead out nyo winye in theiw pwesses; I +have m-made theiw vintage shouting to cease. + +16:11 Whewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bowews shaww s-sound w-wike an hawp (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Moab, and minye +inwawd pawts (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Kiwhawesh. + +1-16:12 And it shaww come to pass, when it is s-seen that Moab is weawy on +t-the high pwace, that he shaww come to his sanctuawy to pway; but he +shaww nyot pwevaiw. + +16:13 This is t-the wowd that t-the WOWD hath spoken c-concewnying Moab since +that ^w^ t-time. + +1-16:14 But nyow t-the WOWD hath spoken, s-saying, Within thwee yeaws, as t-the +yeaws of an hiwewing, and t-the gwowy of Moab shaww be contemnyed, with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that gweat muwtitude; and t-the wemnyant shaww be vewy smaww and +feebwe. + +17:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of D-Damascus. Behowd, Damascus is taken away fwom being +a city, and it shaww be a wuinyous heap. + +17:2 The c-cities of Awoew awe fowsaken: they shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow >w< f-fwocks, which +shaww w-wie down, and nyonye shaww make t-them afwaid. + +17:3 The fowtwess awso shaww cease fwom Ephwaim, and t-the kingdom fwom +Damascus, and t-the wemnyant of Sywia: they shaww be as t-the gwowy of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +17:4 And in that day it shaww come to pass, that t-the gwowy of J-Jacob +shaww be m-made thin, and t-the fatnyess of his fwesh shaww wax wean. + +17:5 And it shaww be as when t-the hawvestman gatheweth t-the cown, and +weapeth t-the eaws with his awm; and it shaww be as he that gatheweth +eaws in t-the vawwey of Wephaim. + +17:6 Y-Yet gweanying gwapes shaww be weft in it, as t-the (☆ω☆) s-shaking of an +owive twee, two ow thwee bewwies in t-the top of t-the u-uppewmost b-bough, +fouw ow five in t-the outmost f-fwuitfuw bwanches t-theweof, saith t-the WOWD +God of Iswaew. + +17:7 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that day shaww a man wook to his M-Makew, and his eyes shaww +have wespect to t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. + +1-17:8 And he shaww nyot wook to t-the awtaws, t-the wowk of his hands, +nyeithew shaww wespect that which his fingews have made, eithew t-the +gwoves, ow t-the images. + +17:9 In that day shaww his stwong c-cities be as a fowsaken b-bough, and +an u-uppewmost b-bwanch, which they weft because of t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be desowation. + +17:10 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast fowgotten t-the God of thy sawvation, and hast +nyot b-been mindfuw of t-the w-wock of thy stwength, thewefowe shawt t-thou +pwant pweasant pwants, and shawt s-set it with s-stwange swips: 17:11 In +t-the day shawt t-thou make thy pwant to gwow, and in t-the mownying shawt +t-thou make thy seed to fwouwish: but t-the hawvest shaww be a heap in t-the +day of gwief and of despewate \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. + +17:12 Woe to t-the muwtitude of many p-peopwe, which make a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise w-wike t-the +(＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the seas; and to t-the wushing of n-nyations, that make a wushing +w-wike t-the wushing of mighty w-watews! 17:13 The nyations shaww wush w-wike +t-the wushing of many watews: but God shaww webuke t-them, and they shaww +fwee faw off, and shaww be chased as t-the chaff of t-the mountains befowe +t-the wind, and w-wike a wowwing t-thing befowe t-the w-whiwwwind. + +17:14 And (x_x)V b-behowd a-at evenyingtide twoubwe; and befowe t-the mownying he is +n-nyot. + +This is t-the powtion of t-them that spoiw u-us, and t-the wot of t-them that +w-wob us. + +18:1 Woe to t-the wand shadowing with w-wings, which is beyond t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews +of Ethiopia: 18:2 That (-_-) s-sendeth (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows by t-the sea, even in vessews +of buwwushes upon t-the w-watews, s-saying, Go, ye swift messengews, to a +nyation scattewed and peewed, to a peopwe t-tewwibwe fwom theiw beginnying +hithewto; a nyation OwO m-meted out and twodden down, whose wand t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews +have spoiwed! 18:3 Aww ye i-inhabitants of t-the wowwd, and dwewwews on +t-the eawth, s-see ye, when he wifteth up an ensign on t-the mountains; and +when he bwoweth a twumpet, h-heaw OwO y-ye. + +18:4 Fow so t-the WOWD said u-unto me, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my west, and I wiww +considew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dwewwing pwace w-wike a ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw heat upon hewbs, and w-wike a +cwoud of dew in t-the heat of h-hawvest. + +18:5 Fow afowe t-the hawvest, when t-the bud is p-pewfect, and t-the s-souw +gwape is wipenying in t-the fwowew, he shaww both cut off t-the (* ^ ω ^) *twerks* s-spwigs with +p-pwunying hooks, and o(>ω<)o t-take away and cut down t-the bwanches. + +18:6 They shaww be weft togethew u-unto t-the f-fowws of t-the mountains, and +to t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth: and t-the f-fowws shaww summew upon t-them, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth shaww wintew upon them. + +18:7 In that time shaww t-the pwesent be b-bwought u-unto t-the WOWD of hosts +of a peopwe scattewed and peewed, and fwom a peopwe t-tewwibwe fwom +theiw beginnying hithewto; a nyation OwO m-meted out and twodden undew foot, +whose wand t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews have spoiwed, to t-the pwace of t-the nyame of t-the +WOWD of hosts, t-the mount Z-Zion. + +19:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of Egypt. Behowd, t-the WOWD wideth upon a swift c-cwoud, +and shaww come into Egypt: and t-the idows of Egypt shaww be moved a-at +his pwesence, and t-the heawt of Egypt shaww mewt in t-the m-midst of it. + +19:2 And I wiww s-set t-the Egyptians against t-the Egyptians: and they +shaww fight {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye against his bwothew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye against his +nyeighbouw; city against city, and kingdom against (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +19:3 And t-the spiwit of Egypt shaww faiw in t-the m-midst t-theweof; and I +wiww d-destwoy t-the counsew theweof: and they shaww seek to t-the idows, +and to t-the c-chawmews, and to t-them that have famiwiaw s-spiwits, and to +t-the wizawds. + +19:4 And t-the Egyptians wiww I g-give o-ovew into t-the hand of a cwuew w-wowd; +and a fiewce king shaww w-wuwe o-ovew t-them, saith t-the W-Wowd, t-the WOWD of +hosts. + +19:5 And t-the watews shaww faiw fwom t-the sea, and t-the wivew shaww be +w-wasted and dwied (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +1-19:6 And they shaww tuwn t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews faw away; and t-the bwooks of +defence shaww be emptied and dwied up: t-the weeds and fwags shaww +withew. + +19:7 The papew weeds by t-the bwooks, by t-the mouth of t-the bwooks, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing sown by t-the bwooks, shaww withew, be dwiven away, and be +nyo mowe. + +19:8 The fishews awso shaww mouwn, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that cast angwe into +t-the bwooks shaww w-wament, and they that spwead nyets upon t-the watews +shaww wanguish. + +19:9 Moweovew they that wowk in finye fwax, and they that weave +nyetwowks, shaww be confounded. + +19:10 And they shaww be bwoken in t-the puwposes t-theweof, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that make +swuices and ponds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fish. + +1-19:11 S-Suwewy t-the pwinces of Zoan awe f-foows, t-the counsew of t-the wise +counsewwows of Phawaoh is become bwutish: how say ye u-unto Phawaoh, I +am t-the son of t-the w-wise, t-the son of (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient kings? (o^ ^o) 1-19:12 Whewe awe +they? whewe awe thy wise men? and wet t-them teww thee n-nyow, and wet t-them +knyow what t-the WOWD of hosts hath p-puwposed upon Egypt. + +19:13 The pwinces of Zoan awe become f-foows, t-the pwinces of N-Nyoph awe +deceived; they have awso s-seduced Egypt, even they that awe t-the stay of +t-the twibes t-theweof. + +19:14 The WOWD hath mingwed a pewvewse spiwit in t-the m-midst theweof: +and they have caused Egypt to eww in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk t-theweof, as a dwunken +man staggeweth in his vomit. + +19:15 N-Nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Egypt, which t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head ow +taiw, bwanch ow w-wush, may do. + +19:16 In that day shaww Egypt be w-wike u-unto (-ω-、) w-women: and it shaww be +afwaid and f-feaw because of t-the (☆ω☆) s-shaking of t-the hand of t-the WOWD of +hosts, which he shaketh o-ovew it. + +19:17 And t-the wand of Judah shaww be a tewwow u-unto Egypt, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +that m-maketh mention theweof shaww be afwaid in himsewf, because of t-the +counsew of t-the WOWD of hosts, which he hath detewminyed against it. + +19:18 In that day shaww five c-cities in t-the wand of Egypt speak t-the +wanguage of C-Canyaan, and sweaw to t-the WOWD of hosts; onye shaww be +cawwed, The city of destwuction. + +19:19 In that day shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be an awtaw to t-the WOWD in t-the m-midst of +t-the wand of Egypt, and a piwwaw a-at t-the bowdew theweof to t-the WOWD. + +19:20 And it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess u-unto t-the WOWD of +hosts in t-the wand of Egypt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the WOWD because +of t-the o-oppwessows, and he shaww send t-them a saviouw, and a gweat o-onye, +and he shaww d-dewivew them. + +19:21 And t-the WOWD shaww be knyown to Egypt, and t-the Egyptians shaww +knyow t-the WOWD in that day, and shaww (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice and (o^▽^o) *moans* o-obwation; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +they shaww vow a vow u-unto t-the WOWD, and pewfowm it. + +1-19:22 And t-the WOWD shaww smite Egypt: he shaww smite and heaw i-it: and +they shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn even to t-the WOWD, and he shaww be intweated of t-them, +and shaww heaw them. + +19:23 In that day shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a h-highway out of Egypt to A-Assywia, +and t-the Assywian shaww come into Egypt, and t-the Egyptian into A-Assywia, +and t-the Egyptians shaww sewve with t-the Assywians. + +19:24 In that day shaww Iswaew be t-the thiwd with Egypt and with +A-Assywia, even a bwessing in t-the m-midst of t-the wand: 19:25 Whom t-the WOWD +of hosts shaww bwess, s-saying, Bwessed be Egypt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and Assywia +t-the wowk of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands, and Iswaew minye inhewitance. + +20:1 In t-the yeaw that Tawtan came u-unto A-Ashdod, (when Sawgon t-the king +of Assywia sent him,) and fought against A-Ashdod, and took it; ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 {{ (>_<) }} A-At +t-the same time spake t-the WOWD by Isaiah t-the son of Amoz, s-saying, Go and +woose t-the (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth fwom off thy w-woins, and put off thy shoe fwom thy +foot. And he did so, wawking nyaked and b-bawefoot. + +20:3 And t-the WOWD said, Wike as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Isaiah hath wawked nyaked +and bawefoot thwee yeaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign and wondew upon Egypt and upon +Ethiopia; 20:4 S-So shaww t-the king of Assywia wead away t-the Egyptians +pwisonyews, and t-the Ethiopians captives, young and o-owd, nyaked and +bawefoot, even with theiw buttocks uncovewed, to t-the shame of Egypt. + +20:5 And they shaww be afwaid and a-ashamed of E-Ethiopia theiw +expectation, and of Egypt theiw gwowy. + +20:6 And t-the i-inhabitant of this iswe shaww say in that day, Behowd, +such is ouw expectation, whithew we fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hewp to be dewivewed fwom +t-the king of Assywia: and how shaww we escape? 21:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the +desewt of t-the sea. As whiwwwinds in t-the south pass thwough; so it +cometh fwom t-the desewt, fwom a t-tewwibwe wand. + +21:2 A-A gwievous vision is d-decwawed u-unto m-me; t-the t-tweachewous d-deawew +deaweth tweachewouswy, and t-the spoiwew s-spoiweth. Go up, O-O Ewam: +b-besiege, O-O Media; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sighing theweof have I m-made to cease. + +21:3 Thewefowe awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woins fiwwed with pain: ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs have taken h-howd +upon me, as t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs of a woman that t-twavaiweth: I w-was b-bowed down a-at +t-the heawing of it; I w-was d-dismayed a-at t-the seeing of it. + +21:4 My heawt panted, feawfuwnyess a-affwighted me: t-the nyight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pweasuwe hath he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into f-feaw u-unto me. + +21:5 Pwepawe t-the tabwe, watch in t-the w-watchtowew, eat, dwink: a-awise, ye +pwinces, and anyoint t-the shiewd. + +2-21:6 Fow thus hath t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Go, s-set a (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *pokes you* w-watchman, wet him +decwawe what he s-seeth. + +21:7 And he saw a chawiot with a coupwe of howsemen, a chawiot of +asses, and a chawiot of camews; and he heawkenyed diwigentwy with m-much +heed: 21:8 And he cwied, A-A wion: My wowd, I stand continyuawwy upon t-the +watchtowew in t-the daytime, and I am s-set in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wawd w-whowe nyights: 21:9 +And, b-behowd, hewe cometh a chawiot of men, with a coupwe of howsemen. + +And he answewed and said, Babywon is ^.^ f-fawwen, is fawwen; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +gwaven images of hew gods he hath bwoken u-unto t-the gwound. + +21:10 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thweshing, and t-the cown of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwoow: that which I have +heawd of t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, have I d-decwawed u-unto +you. + +21:11 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of Dumah. He cawweth to m-me out of Seiw, W-Watchman, +what of t-the nyight? W-Watchman, what of t-the nyight? 21:12 The watchman +said, The mownying cometh, and awso t-the nyight: if ye wiww e-enquiwe, +enquiwe ye: wetuwn, come. + +2-21:13 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden upon A-Awabia. In t-the fowest in Awabia shaww ye wodge, +O-O ye twavewwing c-companyies of Dedanyim. + +21:14 The i-inhabitants of t-the wand of Tema b-bwought w-watew to him that +w-was t-thiwsty, they pwevented with theiw bwead him that fwed. + +2-21:15 Fow they fwed fwom t-the swowds, fwom t-the dwawn swowd, and fwom +t-the b-bent b-bow, and fwom t-the gwievousnyess of waw. + +21:16 Fow thus hath t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Within a y-yeaw, a-accowding to +t-the yeaws of an hiwewing, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwowy of K-Kedaw shaww faiw: 21:17 +And t-the wesidue of t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of a-awchews, t-the mighty men of t-the +chiwdwen of Kedaw, shaww be diminyished: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD God of Iswaew +hath spoken it. + +22:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the vawwey of vision. What aiweth thee n-nyow, that +t-thou awt whowwy gonye up to t-the housetops? 2-22:2 T-Thou that awt f-fuww of +s-stiws, a tumuwtuous city, j-joyous city: thy s-swain men awe nyot s-swain +with t-the swowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dead in battwe. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 Aww thy wuwews awe fwed togethew, they awe b-bound by t-the awchews: +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe f-found in thee awe b-bound togethew, which have fwed fwom +faw. + +22:4 Thewefowe said I, Wook away fwom m-me; I wiww weep bittewwy, wabouw +nyot to comfowt me, because of t-the s-spoiwing of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe. + +2-22:5 Fow it is a day of twoubwe, and of tweading down, and of +pewpwexity by t-the Wowd GOD of hosts in t-the vawwey of vision, bweaking +down t-the (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and of cwying to t-the mountains. + +22:6 And Ewam bawe t-the ^w^ q-quivew with chawiots of men and howsemen, and +Kiw u-uncovewed t-the shiewd. + +22:7 And it shaww come to pass, that thy choicest vawweys shaww be +f-fuww of c-chawiots, and t-the howsemen shaww s-set themsewves in a-awway a-at +t-the gate. + +22:8 And he d-discovewed t-the covewing of Judah, and t-thou didst wook in +that day to t-the awmouw of t-the house of t-the fowest. + +22:9 Ye have s-seen awso t-the b-bweaches of t-the city of D-David, that they +awe many: and ye gathewed togethew t-the watews of t-the w-wowew poow. + +22:10 And ye have nyumbewed t-the houses of J-Jewusawem, and t-the houses +have ye bwoken down to fowtify t-the waww. + +22:11 Ye m-made awso a ditch b-between t-the two wawws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-watew of t-the +o-owd p-poow: but ye have nyot wooked u-unto t-the makew t-theweof, nyeithew h-had +wespect u-unto him that fashionyed it wong ago. + +22:12 And in that day did t-the Wowd GOD of hosts caww to weeping, and +to mouwnying, and to bawdnyess, and to giwding with sackcwoth: 22:13 And +(x_x)V b-behowd joy and gwadnyess, swaying oxen, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ k-kiwwing sheep, e-eating +f-fwesh, and dwinking winye: wet us e-eat and dwink; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to mowwow we shaww +die. + +22:14 And it w-was weveawed in minye eaws by t-the WOWD of hosts, S-Suwewy +this i-inyiquity shaww nyot be (*^.^*) p-puwged fwom you tiww ye die, saith t-the Wowd +GOD of hosts. + +22:15 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD of hosts, Go, get thee u-unto this +t-tweasuwew, even u-unto Shebnya, which is o-ovew t-the h-house, and say, 22:16 +What hast t-thou hewe? and whom hast t-thou hewe, that t-thou hast hewed +thee out a sepuwchwe hewe, as he that heweth him out a sepuwchwe on +high, and that gwaveth an h-habitation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf in a wock? (^人^) 2-22:17 +Behowd, t-the WOWD wiww cawwy thee away with a mighty c-captivity, and +wiww suwewy covew thee. + +22:18 He wiww suwewy viowentwy tuwn and toss thee w-wike a baww into a +wawge c-countwy: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shawt t-thou die, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the chawiots of thy +gwowy shaww be t-the shame of thy wowd's house. + +22:19 And I wiww dwive thee fwom thy station, and fwom thy state shaww +he puww thee down. + +22:20 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that I wiww caww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sewvant Ewiakim t-the son of Hiwkiah: 22:21 And I wiww cwothe him with +thy w-wobe, and stwengthen him with thy giwdwe, and I wiww commit thy +g-govewnment into his hand: and he shaww be a o(>ω<)o f-fathew to t-the i-inhabitants +of J-Jewusawem, and to t-the house of J-Judah. + +2-22:22 And t-the key of t-the house of David wiww I way upon his shouwdew; +so he shaww open, and nyonye shaww s-shut; and he shaww shut, and nyonye +shaww o-open. + +22:23 And I wiww fasten him as a nyaiw in a suwe pwace; and he shaww be +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gwowious t-thwonye to his fathew's house. + +22:24 And they shaww h-hang upon him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwowy of his fathew's +h-house, t-the o-offspwing and t-the issue, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww vessews of smaww q-quantity, +fwom t-the vessews of c-cups, even to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of fwagons. + +22:25 In that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, shaww t-the nyaiw that is +(o-_-o) f-fastenyed in t-the suwe pwace be w-wemoved, and be cut down, and f-faww; and +t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden that w-was upon it shaww be cut off: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken +it. + +23:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of T-Tywe. Howw, ye s-ships of Tawshish; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is w-waid +waste, so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo h-house, nyo entewing in: fwom t-the wand of +C-Chittim it is weveawed to them. + +23:2 (☆▽☆) B-Be stiww, ye i-inhabitants of t-the iswe; t-thou whom t-the mewchants of +Zidon, that pass o-ovew t-the sea, have wepwenyished. + +23:3 And by gweat watews t-the seed of Sihow, t-the hawvest of t-the wivew, +is hew w-wevenyue; and she is a mawt of nyations. + +23:4 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou a-ashamed, O-O (≧◡≦) Z-Zidon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sea hath spoken, even t-the +stwength of t-the sea, s-saying, I twavaiw nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwing fowth c-chiwdwen, +nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do I nyouwish up young men, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwing up viwgins. + +23:5 As a-at t-the wepowt c-concewnying Egypt, so shaww they be sowewy painyed +a-at t-the wepowt of T-Tywe. + +23:6 Pass ye o-ovew to Tawshish; howw, ye i-inhabitants of t-the i-iswe. + +2-23:7 Is this youw j-joyous city, whose antiquity is of (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient days? hew +own feet shaww cawwy hew afaw off to sojouwn. + +2-23:8 Who hath taken this counsew against T-Tywe, t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-cwownying city, +whose mewchants awe pwinces, whose t-twaffickews awe t-the honyouwabwe of +t-the eawth? 23:9 The WOWD of hosts hath p-puwposed it, to stain t-the +pwide of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwowy, and to bwing into contempt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the honyouwabwe of +t-the eawth. + +23:10 Pass thwough thy wand as a wivew, O-O daughtew of Tawshish: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is nyo mowe s-stwength. + +23:11 He stwetched out his hand o-ovew t-the sea, he shook t-the kingdoms: +t-the WOWD hath given a commandment against t-the m-mewchant city, to +d-destwoy t-the stwong howds t-theweof. + +23:12 And he said, T-Thou shawt nyo mowe wejoice, O-O t-thou oppwessed +viwgin, daughtew of (≧◡≦) Z-Zidon: a-awise, pass o-ovew to Chittim; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awso +shawt t-thou have nyo w-west. + +2-23:13 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans; this peopwe w-was nyot, tiww t-the +Assywian founded it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that dweww in t-the wiwdewnyess: they s-set up +t-the towews t-theweof, they waised up t-the pawaces t-theweof; and he b-bwought +it to wuin. + +23:14 Howw, ye s-ships of Tawshish: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw stwength is w-waid waste. + +23:15 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that T-Tywe shaww be +fowgotten s-seventy yeaws, a-accowding to t-the days of onye king: aftew t-the +end of s-seventy yeaws shaww T-Tywe sing as an hawwot. + +23:16 Take an h-hawp, go about t-the city, t-thou hawwot that hast b-been +fowgotten; make sweet mewody, sing many s-songs, that t-thou mayest be +wemembewed. + +23:17 And it shaww come to pass aftew t-the end of s-seventy yeaws, that +t-the WOWD wiww v-visit T-Tywe, and she shaww tuwn to hew h-hiwe, and shaww +commit fownyication with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the wowwd upon t-the f-face of +t-the eawth. + +23:18 And hew mewchandise and hew h-hiwe shaww be howinyess to t-the WOWD: +it shaww nyot be tweasuwed (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-waid up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew mewchandise shaww be +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that dweww befowe t-the WOWD, to e-eat sufficientwy, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +duwabwe cwothing. + +2-24:1 Behowd, t-the WOWD m-maketh t-the eawth e-empty, and m-maketh it waste, and +tuwnyeth it upside down, and s-scatteweth a-abwoad t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof. + +24:2 And it shaww be, as with t-the p-peopwe, so with t-the pwiest; as with +t-the s-sewvant, so with his m-mastew; as with t-the maid, so with hew +mistwess; as with t-the b-buyew, so with t-the sewwew; as with t-the wendew, +so with t-the bowwowew; as with t-the (o_O)! t-takew of usuwy, so with t-the givew of +u-usuwy to h-him. + +24:3 The wand shaww be u-uttewwy emptied, and u-uttewwy spoiwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD hath spoken this wowd. + +2-24:4 The eawth mouwnyeth and fadeth away, t-the wowwd wanguisheth and +fadeth away, t-the haughty peopwe of t-the eawth (^-^*)/ d-do wanguish. + +24:5 The eawth awso is defiwed undew t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof; because +they have twansgwessed t-the w-waws, changed t-the owdinyance, bwoken t-the +evewwasting covenyant. + +24:6 Thewefowe hath t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse devouwed t-the eawth, and they that dweww +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein awe desowate: thewefowe t-the i-inhabitants of t-the eawth awe +buwnyed, and f-few men weft. + +24:7 The nyew winye mouwnyeth, t-the vinye wanguisheth, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mewwyheawted +(^-^*)/ d-do sigh. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 The miwth of tabwets c-ceaseth, t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-them that wejoice +endeth, t-the joy of t-the hawp ceaseth. + +24:9 They shaww nyot dwink winye with a s-song; stwong dwink shaww be +bittew to t-them that dwink it. + +24:10 The city of confusion is bwoken down: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy house is s-shut up, +that nyo man may come in. + +24:11 Thewe is a cwying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow winye in t-the stweets; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww joy is dawkenyed, +t-the miwth of t-the wand is gonye. + +24:12 In t-the city is weft desowation, and t-the gate is smitten with +destwuction. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 When thus it shaww be in t-the m-midst of t-the wand among t-the p-peopwe, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be as t-the (☆ω☆) s-shaking of an owive twee, and as t-the gweanying +gwapes when t-the vintage is donye. + +24:14 They shaww wift up theiw voice, they shaww sing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the m-majesty +of t-the WOWD, they shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy awoud fwom t-the sea. + +24:15 Whewefowe gwowify ye t-the WOWD in t-the fiwes, even t-the nyame of t-the +WOWD God of Iswaew in t-the iswes of t-the sea. + +24:16 Fwom t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the eawth have we heawd s-songs, even +gwowy to t-the wighteous. But I said, My (^人^) w-weannyess, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (^人^) w-weannyess, (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto +me! t-the t-tweachewous deawews have d-deawt tweachewouswy; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the +t-tweachewous deawews have d-deawt vewy (＞ｍ＜) t-tweachewouswy. + +24:17 Feaw, and t-the pit, and t-the snyawe, awe upon thee, O-O i-inhabitant of +t-the eawth. + +24:18 And it shaww come to pass, that he who fweeth fwom t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of +t-the f-feaw shaww faww into t-the pit; and he that cometh up out of t-the +m-midst of t-the p-pit shaww be taken in t-the snyawe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the windows fwom on +high awe open, and t-the foundations of t-the eawth (^-^*)/ d-do shake. + +24:19 The eawth is u-uttewwy bwoken down, t-the eawth is cwean dissowved, +t-the eawth is moved exceedingwy. + +24:20 The eawth shaww weew to and fwo w-wike a dwunkawd, and shaww be +w-wemoved w-wike a c-cottage; and t-the twansgwession theweof shaww be h-heavy +upon it; and it shaww faww, and nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise again. + +24:21 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the WOWD shaww +punyish t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the high o-onyes that awe on high, and t-the kings of +t-the eawth upon t-the eawth. + +2-24:22 And they shaww be gathewed togethew, as pwisonyews awe gathewed +in t-the pit, and shaww be s-shut up in t-the pwison, and aftew many days +shaww they be visited. + +24:23 T-Then t-the moon shaww be confounded, and t-the sun a-ashamed, when t-the +WOWD of hosts shaww weign in mount Zion, and in J-Jewusawem, and befowe +his a-ancients gwowiouswy. + +2-25:1 O-O W-Wowd, t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; I wiww e-exawt thee, I wiww pwaise thy +nyame; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast donye wondewfuw things; thy c-counsews of o-owd awe +faithfuwnyess and twuth. + +25:2 Fow t-thou hast m-made of a city an heap; of a defenced city a ^w^ w-wuin: +a pawace of stwangews to be nyo c-city; it shaww nyevew be buiwt. + +25:3 Thewefowe shaww t-the stwong peopwe gwowify thee, t-the city of t-the +t-tewwibwe nyations shaww f-feaw thee. + +25:4 Fow t-thou hast b-been a stwength to t-the poow, a stwength to t-the +nyeedy in his distwess, a wefuge fwom t-the stowm, a shadow fwom t-the +h-heat, when t-the bwast of t-the t-tewwibwe o-onyes is as a stowm against t-the +waww. + +25:5 T-Thou shawt bwing down t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of stwangews, as t-the heat in a +dwy pwace; even t-the heat with t-the shadow of a cwoud: t-the bwanch of t-the +t-tewwibwe o-onyes shaww be b-bwought wow. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And in this mountain shaww t-the WOWD of hosts make u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe +a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of fat things, a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of winyes on t-the wees, of fat things +f-fuww of mawwow, of winyes on t-the wees w-weww w-wefinyed. + +25:7 And he wiww d-destwoy in this mountain t-the f-face of t-the covewing +cast o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, and t-the vaiw that is spwead o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations. + +25:8 He wiww swawwow up death in v-victowy; and t-the Wowd GOD wiww wipe +away teaws fwom off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faces; and t-the webuke of his peopwe shaww he +o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken it. + +25:9 And it shaww be said in that day, Wo, this is ouw God; we have +waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and he wiww s-save us: this is t-the WOWD; we have waited +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, we wiww be gwad and wejoice in his s-sawvation. + +25:10 Fow in this mountain shaww t-the hand of t-the WOWD west, and Moab +shaww be twodden down undew him, even as >_> s-stwaw is twodden down (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +dunghiww. + +25:11 And he shaww spwead fowth his h-hands in t-the m-midst of t-them, as he +that swimmeth spweadeth fowth his h-hands to swim: and he shaww bwing +down theiw pwide togethew with t-the spoiws of theiw hands. + +25:12 And t-the fowtwess of t-the high fowt of thy wawws shaww he bwing +down, way wow, and bwing to t-the g-gwound, even to t-the dust. + +26:1 In that day shaww this song be sung in t-the wand of Judah; We have +a stwong c-city; sawvation wiww God appoint (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wawws and buwwawks. + +26:2 Open ye t-the gates, that t-the wighteous nyation which keepeth t-the +twuth may entew in. + +26:3 T-Thou wiwt keep him in pewfect p-peace, whose mind is stayed on +t-thee: because he t-twusteth in thee. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 Twust ye in t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the WOWD o(>ω<)o J-JEHOVAH is +evewwasting stwength: 26:5 Fow he bwingeth down t-them that dweww on +h-high; t-the wofty city, he wayeth it w-wow; he wayeth it wow, even to t-the +g-gwound; he bwingeth it even to t-the dust. + +26:6 The foot shaww twead it down, even t-the feet of t-the poow, and t-the +steps of t-the nyeedy. + +26:7 The w-way of t-the just is upwightnyess: thou, most upwight, d-dost +weigh t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of t-the just. + +26:8 Yea, in t-the w-way of thy judgments, O-O WOWD, have we waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee; t-the d-desiwe of ouw souw is to thy nyame, and to t-the w-wemembwance of +thee. + +26:9 With o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw have I desiwed thee in t-the nyight; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +spiwit within m-me wiww I seek thee eawwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow when thy judgments awe in +t-the eawth, t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wowwd wiww weawn ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +26:10 Wet favouw be shewed to t-the w-wicked, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww he nyot weawn +wighteousnyess: in t-the wand of upwightnyess wiww he d-deaw unjustwy, and +wiww nyot (x_x)V b-behowd t-the m-majesty of t-the WOWD. + +2-26:11 WOWD, when thy hand is w-wifted up, they wiww nyot see: but they +shaww see, and be a-ashamed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw envy a-at t-the peopwe; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the fiwe +of thinye enyemies shaww devouw them. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 WOWD, t-thou wiwt owdain peace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awso hast wwought +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw wowks in us. + +26:13 O-O WOWD ouw G-God, othew wowds beside thee have h-had dominyion o-ovew +us: but by thee onwy wiww we make mention of thy nyame. + +26:14 They awe dead, they shaww nyot wive; they awe deceased, they +shaww nyot wise: thewefowe hast t-thou v-visited and destwoyed t-them, and +m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw memowy to pewish. + +26:15 T-Thou hast incweased t-the nyation, O-O WOWD, t-thou hast incweased t-the +(⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: t-thou awt gwowified: t-thou hadst w-wemoved it faw u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +ends of t-the eawth. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 WOWD, in twoubwe have they v-visited thee, they pouwed out a +pwayew when thy chastenying w-was upon them. + +26:17 Wike as a woman with chiwd, that dwaweth (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the time of hew +dewivewy, is in p-pain, and cwieth out in hew pangs; so have we b-been in +thy s-sight, O-O WOWD. + +26:18 We have b-been with chiwd, we have b-been in p-pain, we have as it +wewe b-bwought fowth wind; we have nyot wwought any dewivewance in t-the +eawth; nyeithew have t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wowwd fawwen. + +26:19 Thy dead men shaww wive, togethew with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dead body shaww they +awise. Awake and sing, ye that dweww in dust: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy dew is as t-the +dew of hewbs, and t-the eawth shaww cast out t-the dead. + +26:20 Come, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, entew t-thou into thy chambews, and s-shut thy +doows about t-thee: hide t-thysewf as it wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe moment, untiw +t-the indignyation be ovewpast. + +26:21 Fow, b-behowd, t-the WOWD cometh out of his pwace to punyish t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw i-inyiquity: t-the eawth awso shaww +discwose hew bwood, and shaww nyo mowe covew hew swain. + +2-27:1 In that day t-the WOWD with his sowe and gweat and stwong s-swowd +shaww punyish weviathan t-the piewcing s-sewpent, even weviathan that +cwooked s-sewpent; and he shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the dwagon that is in t-the sea. + +27:2 In that day sing ye u-unto hew, A-A vinyeyawd of (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed winye. + +27:3 I t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do keep it; I wiww w-watew it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (≧◡≦) m-moment: west any +(♡°▽°♡) h-huwt it, I wiww keep it nyight and d-day. + +27:4 Fuwy is nyot in me: who w-wouwd s-set t-the bwiews and thowns against m-me +in battwe? I w-wouwd go thwough t-them, I w-wouwd buwn t-them togethew. + +27:5 Ow wet him o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, that he may make peace with +m-me; and he shaww make peace with me. + +2-27:6 He shaww c-cause t-them that come of J-Jacob to o(>ω<)o t-take woot: Iswaew shaww +bwossom and bud, and fiww t-the f-face of t-the wowwd with fwuit. + +2-27:7 Hath he smitten him, as he smote those that smote h-him? ow is he +s-swain a-accowding to t-the swaughtew of t-them that awe s-swain by h-him? 27:8 +In m-measuwe, when it shooteth fowth, t-thou wiwt debate with i-it: he +stayeth his wough wind in t-the day of t-the east wind. + +27:9 By this thewefowe shaww t-the i-inyiquity of J-Jacob be puwged; and this +is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwuit to o(>ω<)o t-take away his sin; when he m-maketh (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-stonyes +of t-the awtaw as c-chawkstonyes that awe beaten in sundew, t-the gwoves and +images shaww nyot stand (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +27:10 Y-Yet t-the defenced city shaww be d-desowate, and t-the h-habitation +fowsaken, and weft w-wike a wiwdewnyess: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww t-the cawf (o´∀`o) f-feed, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww he w-wie down, and consume t-the bwanches t-theweof. + +27:11 When t-the boughs theweof awe withewed, they shaww be bwoken off: +t-the w-women come, and s-set t-them on fiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a peopwe of nyo +⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: thewefowe he that m-made t-them wiww nyot have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on +t-them, and he that |･ω･) f-fowmed t-them wiww s-shew t-them nyo favouw. + +2-27:12 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the WOWD shaww beat +off fwom t-the channyew of t-the wivew u-unto t-the stweam of Egypt, and ye +shaww be gathewed onye by o-onye, O-O ye chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +27:13 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the gweat twumpet +shaww be bwown, and they shaww come which wewe weady to pewish in t-the +wand of A-Assywia, and t-the outcasts in t-the wand of Egypt, and shaww +w-wowship t-the WOWD in t-the h-howy mount a-at Jewusawem. + +2-28:1 Woe to t-the cwown of pwide, to t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ d-dwunkawds of Ephwaim, whose +gwowious b-beauty is a fading fwowew, which awe on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the fat +vawweys of t-them that awe ovewcome with winye! 2-28:2 Behowd, t-the Wowd +hath a mighty and stwong o-onye, which as a t-tempest of haiw and a +destwoying stowm, as a fwood of mighty watews ovewfwowing, shaww cast +down to t-the eawth with t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 The cwown of pwide, t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ d-dwunkawds of Ephwaim, shaww be twodden +undew feet: ^-^ 2-28:4 And t-the gwowious beauty, which is on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the +fat vawwey, shaww be a fading fwowew, and as t-the hasty fwuit befowe +t-the s-summew; which when he that wooketh upon it seeth, whiwe it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +in his hand he eateth it (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +2-28:5 In that day shaww t-the WOWD of hosts be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a cwown of gwowy, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a diadem of beauty, u-unto t-the wesidue of his p-peopwe, 28:6 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +spiwit of j-judgment to him that sitteth in j-judgment, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwength +to t-them that tuwn t-the battwe to t-the gate. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 But they awso have ewwed thwough winye, and thwough stwong dwink +awe out of t-the way; t-the pwiest and t-the pwophet have ewwed thwough +stwong dwink, they awe swawwowed up of winye, they awe out of t-the w-way +thwough stwong dwink; they eww in vision, they stumbwe in judgment. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww tabwes awe f-fuww of vomit and fiwthinyess, so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyo pwace cwean. + +28:9 Whom shaww he t-teach k-knyowwedge? and whom shaww he make to +undewstand doctwinye? t-them that awe weanyed fwom t-the miwk, and dwawn +fwom t-the bweasts. + +28:10 Fow pwecept (* ^ ω ^) m-must be upon pwecept, pwecept upon pwecept; winye +upon winye, winye upon winye; hewe a wittwe, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a o(>ω<)o w-wittwe: 28:11 +Fow with s-stammewing w-wips and anyothew tongue wiww he speak to this +peopwe. + +2-28:12 To whom he said, This is t-the w-west whewewith ye may c-cause t-the +weawy to west; and this is t-the w-wefweshing: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they w-wouwd nyot heaw. + +(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 But t-the wowd of t-the WOWD w-was u-unto t-them pwecept upon pwecept, +pwecept upon pwecept; winye upon winye, winye upon winye; hewe a wittwe, +and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a wittwe; that they m-might go, and faww backwawd, and be +bwoken, and snyawed, and taken. + +28:14 Whewefowe h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye scownfuw men, that w-wuwe +this peopwe which is in Jewusawem. + +2-28:15 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have said, We have m-made a c-covenyant with d-death, and +with heww awe we a-at agweement; when t-the ovewfwowing scouwge shaww pass +thwough, it shaww nyot come u-unto us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have m-made wies ouw wefuge, +and undew f-fawsehood have we hid ouwsewves: 28:16 Thewefowe thus saith +t-the Wowd GOD, Behowd, I way in Zion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a f-foundation a stonye, a twied +stonye, a (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious cownyew stonye, a suwe foundation: he that b-bewieveth +shaww nyot make haste. + +28:17 (* ^ ω ^) J-Judgment awso wiww I way to t-the winye, and wighteousnyess to t-the +p-pwummet: and t-the haiw shaww sweep away t-the wefuge of w-wies, and t-the +watews shaww ovewfwow t-the :3 h-hiding pwace. + +28:18 And youw c-covenyant with death shaww be d-disannyuwwed, and youw +agweement with heww shaww nyot stand; when t-the ovewfwowing scouwge +shaww pass thwough, t-then ye shaww be twodden down by it. + +28:19 Fwom t-the time that it goeth fowth it shaww o(>ω<)o t-take you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mownying +by mownying shaww it pass ovew, by day and by nyight: and it shaww be a +v-vexation onwy to undewstand t-the w-wepowt. + +28:20 Fow t-the b-bed is showtew than that a man c-can s-stwetch himsewf on +i-it: and t-the covewing nyawwowew than that he c-can wwap himsewf in it. + +2-28:21 Fow t-the WOWD shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up as in mount Pewazim, he shaww be +wwoth as in t-the vawwey of G-Gibeon, that he may (^-^*)/ d-do his wowk, his s-stwange +wowk; and bwing to pass his act, his s-stwange act. + +2-28:22 Nyow thewefowe be ye nyot m-mockews, west youw bands be m-made stwong: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have heawd fwom t-the Wowd GOD of hosts a consumption, even +detewminyed upon t-the w-whowe eawth. + +28:23 Give ye eaw, and h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; h-heawken, and h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech. + +28:24 Doth t-the p-pwowman (✯◡✯) p-pwow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww day to sow? doth he open and bweak t-the +cwods of his gwound? 28:25 When he hath m-made pwain t-the f-face t-theweof, +doth he nyot cast a-abwoad t-the f-fitches, and scattew t-the cummin, and cast +in t-the pwincipaw wheat and t-the appointed bawwey and t-the wie in theiw +pwace? 28:26 Fow his God doth (=`ω´=) i-instwuct him to discwetion, and doth +t-teach h-him. + +28:27 Fow t-the f-fitches awe nyot thweshed with a thweshing i-instwument, +nyeithew is a c-cawt wheew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed about upon t-the c-cummin; but t-the f-fitches +awe beaten out with a staff, and t-the cummin with a wod. + +28:28 (ノωヽ) B-Bwead cown is (⌒▽⌒)☆ b-bwuised; because he wiww nyot e-evew be thweshing it, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow bweak it with t-the wheew of his c-cawt, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwuise it with his +howsemen. + +28:29 This awso cometh fowth fwom t-the WOWD of hosts, which is +wondewfuw in counsew, and excewwent in w-wowking. + +2-29:1 Woe to Awiew, to Awiew, t-the city whewe David ( ╥ω╥ ) d-dwewt! a-add ye yeaw +to yeaw; wet t-them kiww sacwifices. + +29:2 Y-Yet I wiww d-distwess Awiew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be heavinyess and +sowwow: and it shaww be u-unto m-me as Awiew. + +29:3 And I wiww camp against thee (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and wiww way s-siege +against thee with a mount, and I wiww w-waise fowts against thee. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And t-thou shawt be b-bwought down, and shawt speak out of t-the +g-gwound, and thy speech shaww be (T_T) *cries* w-wow out of t-the dust, and thy voice +shaww be, as of onye that hath a famiwiaw spiwit, out of t-the g-gwound, +and thy speech shaww whispew out of t-the dust. + +29:5 Moweovew t-the muwtitude of thy stwangews shaww be w-wike smaww dust, +and t-the muwtitude of t-the t-tewwibwe o-onyes shaww be as chaff that passeth +(☆ω☆) a-away: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, it shaww be a-at an instant suddenwy. + +2-29:6 T-Thou shawt be v-visited of t-the WOWD of hosts with thundew, and with +eawthquake, and gweat nyoise, with stowm and tempest, and t-the fwame of +devouwing fiwe. + +29:7 And t-the muwtitude of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations that fight against Awiew, +even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that fight against hew and hew (-ω-、) m-munyition, and that d-distwess +hew, shaww be as a dweam of a nyight vision. + +29:8 I-It shaww even be as when an (・_・ヾ h-hungwy man dweameth, and, b-behowd, he +eateth; but he awaketh, and his souw is empty: ow as when a thiwsty +man dweameth, and, b-behowd, he dwinketh; but he awaketh, and, b-behowd, +he is faint, and his souw hath appetite: so shaww t-the muwtitude of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the nyations be, that fight against mount Z-Zion. + +29:9 Stay youwsewves, and wondew; (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy ye (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and cwy: they awe +dwunken, but nyot with winye; they staggew, but nyot with stwong d-dwink. + +29:10 Fow t-the WOWD hath pouwed out upon you t-the spiwit of (☆▽☆) d-deep sweep, +and hath cwosed youw eyes: t-the pwophets and youw wuwews, t-the seews +hath he covewed. + +29:11 And t-the vision of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is become u-unto you as t-the w-wowds of a book +that is seawed, which men d-dewivew to onye that is weawnyed, s-saying, Wead +this, I p-pway t-thee: and he saith, I cannyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is seawed: 29:12 And +t-the book is dewivewed to him that is nyot weawnyed, s-saying, Wead this, I +p-pway t-thee: and he saith, I am nyot weawnyed. + +29:13 Whewefowe t-the Wowd said, Fowasmuch as this peopwe d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw m-me +with theiw mouth, and with theiw w-wips (^-^*)/ d-do honyouw me, but have w-wemoved +theiw heawt faw fwom me, and theiw f-feaw towawd m-me is taught by t-the +pwecept of m-men: 2-29:14 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww pwoceed to (^-^*)/ d-do a +mawvewwous wowk among this p-peopwe, even a mawvewwous wowk and a +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wondew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wisdom of theiw wise men shaww pewish, and t-the +undewstanding of theiw pwudent men shaww be h-hid. + +OwO 2-29:15 Woe u-unto t-them that seek (☆▽☆) d-deep to hide theiw counsew fwom t-the +WOWD, and theiw wowks awe in t-the dawk, and they say, Who seeth us? and +who k-knyoweth us? 29:16 S-Suwewy youw tuwnying of things upside down shaww +be esteemed as t-the p-pottew's cway: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow shaww t-the wowk say of him that +m-made it, He m-made m-me nyot? ow shaww t-the t-thing fwamed say of him that +fwamed it, He h-had nyo u-undewstanding? 29:17 Is it nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a vewy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +whiwe, and Webanyon shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into a f-fwuitfuw fiewd, and t-the +f-fwuitfuw fiewd shaww be esteemed as a fowest? 29:18 And in that day +shaww t-the deaf h-heaw t-the w-wowds of t-the b-book, and t-the eyes of t-the bwind +shaww s-see out of obscuwity, and out of dawknyess. + +2-29:19 The meek awso shaww incwease theiw joy in t-the WOWD, and t-the poow +among men shaww wejoice in t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. + +29:20 Fow t-the t-tewwibwe onye is b-bwought to nyought, and t-the scownyew is +consumed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that watch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-inyiquity awe cut off: 29:21 That make +a man an offendew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wowd, and way a snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that wepwoveth +in t-the gate, and tuwn aside t-the just (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-thing of nyought. + +2-29:22 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, who wedeemed A-Abwaham, c-concewnying +t-the house of Jacob, J-Jacob shaww nyot nyow be a-ashamed, nyeithew shaww his +f-face nyow wax pawe. + +29:23 But when he seeth his c-chiwdwen, t-the wowk of minye hands, in t-the +m-midst of him, they shaww sanctify o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and sanctify t-the Howy Onye +of Jacob, and shaww f-feaw t-the God of Iswaew. + +29:24 They awso that ewwed in spiwit shaww come to u-undewstanding, and +they that (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed shaww weawn doctwinye. + +30:1 Woe to t-the webewwious c-chiwdwen, saith t-the WOWD, that o(>ω<)o t-take +counsew, but nyot of m-me; and that covew with a covewing, but nyot of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +spiwit, that they may a-add sin to (*°▽°*) s-sin: 30:2 That wawk to go down into +Egypt, and have nyot asked a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; to stwengthen themsewves in t-the +stwength of Phawaoh, and to t-twust in t-the shadow of Egypt! 30:3 +Thewefowe shaww t-the stwength of Phawaoh be youw shame, and t-the t-twust +in t-the shadow of Egypt youw c-confusion. + +30:4 Fow his pwinces wewe a-at Zoan, and his (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows came to Hanyes. + +3-30:5 They wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-ashamed of a peopwe that couwd nyot pwofit t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +be an hewp (=`ω´=) n-nyow pwofit, but a shame, and awso a wepwoach. + +30:6 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the b-beasts of t-the south: into t-the wand of twoubwe +and anguish, fwom whence come t-the young and o-owd wion, t-the vipew and +fiewy fwying s-sewpent, they wiww cawwy theiw w-wiches upon t-the s-shouwdews +of young asses, and theiw tweasuwes upon t-the bunches of camews, to a +peopwe that shaww nyot pwofit them. + +30:7 Fow t-the Egyptians shaww hewp in vain, and to nyo puwpose: +thewefowe have I cwied c-concewnying this, (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw stwength is to sit +(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +30:8 Nyow go, wwite it befowe t-them in a tabwe, and nyote it in a b-book, +that it may be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time to come (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: (*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 That this +is a webewwious p-peopwe, wying c-chiwdwen, chiwdwen that wiww nyot h-heaw +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD: 30:10 W-Which say to t-the s-seews, See n-nyot; and to t-the +pwophets, Pwophesy nyot u-unto us wight things, speak u-unto us s-smooth +things, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy d-deceits: 3-30:11 Get you out of t-the way, tuwn aside out +of t-the path, c-cause t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew to cease fwom befowe us. + +30:12 Whewefowe thus saith t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye despise +this wowd, and t-twust in oppwession and pewvewsenyess, and stay theweon: +30:13 Thewefowe this i-inyiquity shaww be to you as a bweach weady to +faww, swewwing out in a high waww, whose bweaking cometh suddenwy a-at +an instant. + +30:14 And he shaww bweak it as t-the bweaking of t-the (O.O) *looks away* p-pottews' vessew +that is bwoken in pieces; he shaww nyot spawe: so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot +be f-found in t-the buwsting of it a s-shewd to o(>ω<)o t-take fiwe fwom t-the heawth, +ow to o(>ω<)o t-take w-watew withaw out of t-the pit. + +30:15 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew; In +wetuwnying and w-west shaww ye be saved; in quietnyess and in confidence +shaww be youw stwength: and ye w-wouwd n-nyot. + +30:16 But ye said, Nyo; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we wiww fwee upon howses; thewefowe shaww +ye f-fwee: and, We wiww wide upon t-the s-swift; thewefowe shaww they that +puwsue you be swift. + +30:17 Onye t-thousand shaww fwee a-at t-the webuke of onye; a-at t-the webuke of +five shaww ye f-fwee: tiww ye be weft as a beacon upon t-the top of a +mountain, and as an ensign on an hiww. + +30:18 And thewefowe wiww t-the WOWD wait, that he may be gwacious u-unto +y-you, and thewefowe wiww he be exawted, that he may have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon +you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is a God of judgment: bwessed awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wait +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +3-30:19 Fow t-the peopwe shaww dweww in Zion a-at Jewusawem: t-thou shawt weep +nyo mowe: he wiww be vewy gwacious u-unto thee a-at t-the voice of thy cwy; +when he shaww h-heaw it, he wiww answew thee. + +30:20 And t-though t-the Wowd g-give you t-the bwead of advewsity, and t-the +w-watew of a-affwiction, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww nyot thy teachews be w-wemoved into a +cownyew any m-mowe, but thinye eyes shaww s-see thy teachews: 30:21 And +thinye eaws shaww h-heaw a wowd behind thee, s-saying, This is t-the way, +wawk ye in it, when ye tuwn to t-the wight hand, and when ye tuwn to t-the +weft. + +30:22 Ye shaww defiwe awso t-the covewing of thy gwaven images of +s-siwvew, and t-the ownyament of thy mowten images of gowd: t-thou shawt cast +t-them away as a menstwuous cwoth; t-thou shawt say u-unto it, Get thee +hence. + +3-30:23 T-Then shaww he g-give t-the wain of thy seed, that t-thou shawt sow t-the +(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound withaw; and bwead of t-the incwease of t-the eawth, and it shaww be +fat and pwenteous: in that day shaww thy cattwe feed in wawge +pastuwes. + +30:24 The oxen wikewise and t-the young asses that eaw t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound shaww +e-eat cwean pwovendew, which hath b-been winnyowed with t-the shovew and with +t-the fan. + +30:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high mountain, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high +h-hiww, (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews and stweams of watews in t-the day of t-the gweat swaughtew, +when t-the towews faww. + +30:26 Moweovew t-the wight of t-the moon shaww be as t-the wight of t-the sun, +and t-the wight of t-the sun shaww be sevenfowd, as t-the wight of seven +days, in t-the day that t-the WOWD bindeth up t-the bweach of his p-peopwe, +and heaweth t-the stwoke of theiw w-wound. + +3-30:27 Behowd, t-the nyame of t-the WOWD cometh fwom faw, b-buwnying with his +angew, and t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden theweof is heavy: his w-wips awe f-fuww of +i-indignyation, and his tongue as a devouwing fiwe: 3-30:28 And his bweath, +as an ovewfwowing s-stweam, shaww w-weach to t-the m-midst of t-the nyeck, to +sift t-the nyations with t-the sieve of vanyity: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a bwidwe +in t-the jaws of t-the p-peopwe, causing t-them to eww. + +30:29 Ye shaww have a song, as in t-the nyight when a h-howy s-sowemnyity is +kept; and gwadnyess of heawt, as when onye goeth with a pipe to come +into t-the mountain of t-the WOWD, to t-the mighty Onye of Iswaew. + +3-30:30 And t-the WOWD shaww c-cause his gwowious voice to be heawd, and +shaww s-shew t-the wighting down of his awm, with t-the indignyation of his +angew, and with t-the fwame of a devouwing f-fiwe, with scattewing, and +tempest, and haiwstonyes. + +3-30:31 Fow thwough t-the voice of t-the WOWD shaww t-the Assywian be beaten +down, which smote with a wod. + +30:32 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace whewe t-the gwounded s-staff shaww pass, which +t-the WOWD shaww way upon him, it shaww be with tabwets and hawps: and +in battwes of (☆ω☆) s-shaking wiww he fight with it. + +30:33 Fow Tophet is o-owdainyed of o-owd; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king it is pwepawed; +he hath m-made it (☆▽☆) d-deep and wawge: t-the piwe theweof is fiwe and m-much +wood; t-the bweath of t-the WOWD, w-wike a stweam of b-bwimstonye, doth kindwe +it. + +31:1 Woe to t-them that go down to Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) h-hewp; and stay on howses, +and t-twust in c-chawiots, because they awe many; and in howsemen, because +they awe vewy stwong; but they wook nyot u-unto t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, +nyeithew seek t-the WOWD! 3-31:2 Y-Yet he awso is w-wise, and wiww bwing eviw, +and wiww nyot caww back his wowds: but wiww a-awise against t-the house of +t-the eviwdoews, and against t-the hewp of t-them that wowk inyiquity. + +31:3 Nyow t-the Egyptians awe men, and nyot God; and theiw howses f-fwesh, +and nyot spiwit. When t-the WOWD shaww s-stwetch out his hand, both he that +hewpeth shaww faww, and he that is howpen shaww faww down, and they +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww faiw togethew. + +3-31:4 Fow thus hath t-the WOWD spoken u-unto me, Wike as t-the w-wion and t-the +young w-wion woawing on his pwey, when a muwtitude of shephewds is +cawwed fowth against him, he wiww nyot be afwaid of theiw voice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +abase himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of (=`ω´=) t-them: so shaww t-the WOWD of hosts come +down to fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mount Zion, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww t-theweof. + +31:5 As biwds fwying, so wiww t-the WOWD of hosts d-defend Jewusawem; +defending awso he wiww d-dewivew it; and p-passing o-ovew he wiww pwesewve +it. + +31:6 T-Tuwn ye u-unto him fwom whom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew have deepwy +w-wevowted. + +31:7 Fow in that day {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shaww cast away his idows of s-siwvew, +and his idows of gowd, which youw own h-hands have m-made u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +sin. + +31:8 T-Then shaww t-the Assywian faww with t-the swowd, nyot of a mighty man; +and t-the swowd, nyot of a mean ^.^ m-man, shaww devouw him: but he shaww fwee +fwom t-the swowd, and his young men shaww be discomfited. + +31:9 And he shaww pass o-ovew to his stwong h-howd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow feaw, and his +pwinces shaww be afwaid of t-the ensign, saith t-the WOWD, whose fiwe is +in Zion, and his fuwnyace in Jewusawem. + +32:1 Behowd, a king shaww weign in wighteousnyess, and pwinces shaww +w-wuwe in judgment. + +32:2 And a man shaww be as an :3 h-hiding pwace fwom t-the wind, and a covewt +fwom t-the tempest; as (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of w-watew in a dwy pwace, as t-the shadow of +a gweat w-wock in a weawy wand. + +3-32:3 And t-the eyes of t-them that s-see shaww nyot be dim, and t-the eaws of +t-them that h-heaw shaww h-heawken. + +3-32:4 The heawt awso of t-the wash shaww undewstand knyowwedge, and t-the +tongue of t-the stammewews shaww be weady to speak p-pwainwy. + +3-32:5 The viwe pewson shaww be nyo mowe cawwed wibewaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the chuww +said to be bountifuw. + +32:6 Fow t-the viwe pewson wiww speak viwwany, and his heawt wiww wowk +inyiquity, to pwactise h-hypocwisy, and to uttew ewwow against t-the WOWD, +to make empty t-the souw of t-the hungwy, and he wiww c-cause t-the dwink of +t-the thiwsty to faiw. + +(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 The instwuments awso of t-the chuww awe eviw: he deviseth wicked +devices to d-destwoy t-the poow with wying wowds, even when t-the nyeedy +s-speaketh wight. + +3-32:8 But t-the wibewaw deviseth wibewaw things; and by wibewaw things +shaww he stand. + +32:9 Wise up, ye w-women that awe a-at ease; h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, ye c-cawewess +daughtews; g-give eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech. + +32:10 Many days and yeaws shaww ye be twoubwed, ye c-cawewess (-ω-、) w-women: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the vintage shaww faiw, t-the gathewing shaww nyot come. + +32:11 Twembwe, ye w-women that awe a-at ease; be twoubwed, ye c-cawewess +onyes: s-stwip y-you, and make you bawe, and giwd (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth upon youw +woins. + +32:12 They shaww wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the teats, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pweasant fiewds, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the f-fwuitfuw vinye. + +32:13 Upon t-the wand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww come up thowns and (o_O) b-bwiews; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses of joy in t-the j-joyous city: (＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the +pawaces shaww be fowsaken; t-the muwtitude of t-the city shaww be weft; +t-the fowts and towews shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dens (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, a joy of wiwd asses, +a pastuwe of f-fwocks; 32:15 Untiw t-the spiwit be pouwed upon us fwom on +high, and t-the wiwdewnyess be a f-fwuitfuw fiewd, and t-the f-fwuitfuw fiewd +be c-counted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fowest. + +3-32:16 T-Then j-judgment shaww dweww in t-the wiwdewnyess, and wighteousnyess +wemain in t-the f-fwuitfuw fiewd. + +3-32:17 And t-the wowk of wighteousnyess shaww be peace; and t-the effect of +wighteousnyess quietnyess and assuwance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +3-32:18 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww dweww in a peaceabwe habitation, and in suwe +dwewwings, and in quiet (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-westing (*^‿^*) p-pwaces; 32:19 When it shaww haiw, +coming down on t-the fowest; and t-the city shaww be (T_T) *cries* w-wow in a (T_T) *cries* w-wow pwace. + +3-32:20 Bwessed awe ye that sow beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-watews, that send fowth +thithew t-the feet of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and t-the ass. + +3-33:1 Woe to thee that spoiwest, and t-thou wast nyot s-spoiwed; and deawest +tweachewouswy, and they d-deawt nyot t-tweachewouswy with thee! when t-thou +shawt cease to spoiw, t-thou shawt be s-spoiwed; and when t-thou shawt make +an end to d-deaw tweachewouswy, they shaww d-deaw t-tweachewouswy with thee. + +33:2 O-O WOWD, be gwacious u-unto us; we have waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thee: be t-thou +theiw a-awm {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, ouw sawvation awso in t-the time of twoubwe. + +33:3 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the t-tumuwt t-the peopwe fwed; a-at t-the wifting up of +t-thysewf t-the nyations wewe scattewed. + +33:4 And youw spoiw shaww be gathewed w-wike t-the gathewing of t-the +catewpiwwew: as t-the wunnying to and fwo of wocusts shaww he w-wun upon +them. + +3-33:5 The WOWD is e-exawted; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he d-dwewweth on high: he hath fiwwed Zion +with j-judgment and ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +33:6 And wisdom and k-knyowwedge shaww be t-the stabiwity of thy times, and +stwength of sawvation: t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD is his tweasuwe. + +33:7 Behowd, theiw v-vawiant o-onyes shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy without: t-the (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows of +peace shaww weep bittewwy. + +3-33:8 The highways w-wie waste, t-the wayfawing man ceaseth: he hath bwoken +t-the c-covenyant, he hath (>_<) d-despised t-the cities, he wegawdeth nyo m-man. + +33:9 The eawth mouwnyeth and wanguisheth: Webanyon is a-ashamed and hewn +down: Shawon is w-wike a wiwdewnyess; and Bashan and Cawmew s-shake off +theiw fwuits. + +33:10 Nyow wiww I wise, saith t-the WOWD; nyow wiww I be e-exawted; nyow wiww +I wift up mysewf. + +33:11 Ye shaww conceive chaff, ye shaww bwing fowth stubbwe: youw +bweath, as f-fiwe, shaww devouw you. + +33:12 And t-the peopwe shaww be as t-the b-buwnyings of wime: as thowns cut +up shaww they be buwnyed in t-the fiwe. + +33:13 Heaw, ye that awe faw off, what I have donye; and, ye that awe +nyeaw, acknyowwedge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my might. + +33:14 The sinnyews in Zion awe afwaid; feawfuwnyess hath suwpwised t-the +hypocwites. Who among us shaww dweww with t-the devouwing f-fiwe? who +among us shaww dweww with evewwasting buwnyings? 33:15 He that w-wawketh +w-wighteouswy, and s-speaketh upwightwy; he that despiseth t-the gain of +o-oppwessions, that shaketh his h-hands fwom howding of bwibes, that +stoppeth his eaws fwom heawing of bwood, and shutteth his eyes fwom +seeing eviw; 3-33:16 He shaww dweww on high: his pwace of defence shaww +be t-the munyitions of wocks: bwead shaww be given h-him; his watews shaww +be suwe. + +33:17 T-Thinye eyes shaww s-see t-the king in his beauty: they shaww (x_x)V b-behowd +t-the wand that is vewy faw off. + +33:18 T-Thinye heawt shaww meditate tewwow. Whewe is t-the scwibe? whewe is +t-the weceivew? whewe is he that c-counted t-the towews? 33:19 T-Thou shawt +nyot s-see a fiewce p-peopwe, a peopwe of a deepew speech than t-thou c-canst +pewceive; of a s-stammewing tongue, that t-thou c-canst nyot undewstand. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 Wook upon Zion, t-the city of ouw sowemnyities: thinye eyes shaww +s-see Jewusawem a quiet habitation, a tabewnyacwe that shaww nyot be taken +down; nyot onye of t-the stakes theweof shaww e-evew be w-wemoved, nyeithew +shaww any of t-the c-cowds theweof be bwoken. + +33:21 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the gwowious WOWD wiww be u-unto us a pwace of bwoad +(=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews and stweams; whewein shaww go nyo gawwey with oaws, nyeithew +shaww gawwant s-ship pass theweby. + +3-33:22 Fow t-the WOWD is ouw judge, t-the WOWD is ouw wawgivew, t-the WOWD is +ouw king; he wiww s-save us. + +33:23 Thy tackwings awe woosed; they couwd nyot w-weww stwengthen theiw +mast, they couwd nyot spwead t-the saiw: t-then is t-the pwey of a gweat +spoiw divided; t-the wame o(>ω<)o t-take t-the pwey. + +33:24 And t-the i-inhabitant shaww nyot say, I am sick: t-the peopwe that +dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be fowgiven theiw inyiquity. + +34:1 Come nyeaw, ye n-nyations, to heaw; and h-heawken, ye peopwe: wet t-the +eawth h-heaw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein; t-the wowwd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that +come fowth of it. + +34:2 Fow t-the indignyation of t-the WOWD is upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, and his fuwy +upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw awmies: he hath u-uttewwy destwoyed t-them, he hath +dewivewed t-them to t-the s-swaughtew. + +34:3 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw s-swain awso shaww be cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and theiw stink shaww come up +out of theiw cawcases, and t-the mountains shaww be mewted with theiw +bwood. + +(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven shaww be dissowved, and t-the h-heavens +shaww be wowwed togethew as a scwoww: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw \(★ω★)/ h-host shaww faww +down, as t-the weaf f-fawweth off fwom t-the vinye, and as a fawwing fig fwom +t-the fig t-twee. + +34:5 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd shaww be bathed in heaven: b-behowd, it shaww come +down upon Idumea, and upon t-the peopwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cuwse, to judgment. + +34:6 The s-swowd of t-the WOWD is fiwwed with bwood, it is m-made fat with +fatnyess, and with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of w-wambs and goats, with t-the fat of t-the +kidnyeys of wams: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath a sacwifice in Bozwah, and a gweat +swaughtew in t-the wand of Idumea. + +34:7 And t-the unyicowns shaww come down with t-them, and t-the buwwocks with +t-the buwws; and theiw wand shaww be soaked with bwood, and theiw dust +m-made fat with f-fatnyess. + +3-34:8 Fow it is t-the day of t-the WOWD's vengeance, and t-the yeaw of +wecompences (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the contwovewsy of Z-Zion. + +34:9 And t-the stweams theweof shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into pitch, and t-the dust +theweof into b-bwimstonye, and t-the wand theweof shaww become b-buwnying +pitch. + +34:10 I-It shaww nyot be quenched nyight (=`ω´=) n-nyow >_> d-day; t-the smoke theweof shaww +go up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: fwom genyewation to genyewation it shaww w-wie w-waste; nyonye +shaww pass thwough it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +34:11 But t-the cowmowant and t-the bittewn shaww possess it; t-the o-oww awso +and t-the waven shaww dweww in i-it: and he shaww s-stwetch out upon it t-the +winye of (O.O) *hugs tightly* c-confusion, and t-the s-stonyes of emptinyess. + +34:12 They shaww caww t-the nyobwes theweof to t-the k-kingdom, but nyonye +shaww be thewe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pwinces shaww be nyothing. + +34:13 And thowns shaww come up in hew pawaces, n-nyettwes and bwambwes in +t-the fowtwesses theweof: and it shaww be an h-habitation of dwagons, and +a couwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow owws. + +34:14 The wiwd b-beasts of t-the desewt shaww awso meet with t-the wiwd +b-beasts of t-the iswand, and t-the s-satyw shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy to his fewwow; t-the +s-scweech o-oww awso shaww w-west thewe, and f-find (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hewsewf a pwace of +w-west. + +3-34:15 Thewe shaww t-the gweat o-oww make hew nyest, and way, and hatch, and +gathew undew hew s-shadow: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww t-the vuwtuwes awso be gathewed, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with hew mate. + +34:16 S-Seek ye out of t-the book of t-the WOWD, and wead: nyo onye of these +shaww faiw, nyonye shaww want hew mate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth it hath commanded, +and his spiwit it hath gathewed them. + +34:17 And he hath cast t-the wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and his hand hath d-divided it +u-unto t-them by winye: they shaww possess it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, fwom genyewation to +genyewation shaww they dweww thewein. + +35:1 The wiwdewnyess and t-the sowitawy pwace shaww be gwad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them; and +t-the desewt shaww wejoice, and bwossom as t-the (´ ∀ ` *) *screams* w-wose. + +35:2 I-It shaww bwossom abundantwy, and wejoice even with joy and +singing: t-the gwowy of Webanyon shaww be given u-unto it, t-the excewwency +of Cawmew and Shawon, they shaww s-see t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD, and t-the +excewwency of ouw God. + +35:3 S-Stwengthen ye t-the weak hands, and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm t-the feebwe knyees. + +35:4 Say to t-them that awe of a feawfuw heawt, (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong, f-feaw nyot: +b-behowd, youw God wiww come with vengeance, even God with a w-wecompence; +he wiww come and s-save you. + +35:5 T-Then t-the eyes of t-the bwind shaww be openyed, and t-the eaws of t-the +deaf shaww be u-unstopped. + +3-35:6 T-Then shaww t-the wame man weap as an hawt, and t-the tongue of t-the +dumb s-sing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the wiwdewnyess shaww watews bweak (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and stweams +in t-the desewt. + +35:7 And t-the pawched (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound shaww become a poow, and t-the thiwsty wand +spwings of watew: in t-the h-habitation of dwagons, whewe each way, shaww +be gwass with weeds and ♡(｡- ω -) *teleports behind you* w-wushes. + +3-35:8 And an h-highway shaww be thewe, and a way, and it shaww be cawwed +The w-way of howinyess; t-the uncwean shaww nyot pass o-ovew it; but it shaww +be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those: t-the wayfawing men, t-though f-foows, shaww nyot eww thewein. + +3-35:9 N-Nyo w-wion shaww be thewe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any wavenyous beast shaww go up +theweon, it shaww nyot be f-found thewe; but t-the wedeemed shaww wawk +thewe: 35:10 And t-the wansomed of t-the WOWD shaww wetuwn, and come to +Zion with s-songs and evewwasting joy upon theiw heads: they shaww +obtain joy and gwadnyess, and sowwow and sighing shaww fwee away. + +36:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the fouwteenth yeaw of king Hezekiah, that +uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia came up against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the defenced c-cities of +Judah, and took them. + +3-36:2 And t-the king of Assywia sent Wabshakeh fwom Wachish to Jewusawem +u-unto king :3 H-Hezekiah with a gweat awmy. And he s-stood by t-the conduit of +t-the (--_--) u-uppew poow in t-the h-highway of t-the f-fuwwew's fiewd. + +36:3 T-Then came fowth u-unto him ;;w;; E-Ewiakim, Hiwkiah's son, which w-was o-ovew +t-the h-house, and S-Shebnya t-the s-scwibe, and Joah, Asaph's son, t-the wecowdew. + +36:4 And Wabshakeh said u-unto t-them, Say ye nyow to Hezekiah, T-Thus saith +t-the gweat king, t-the king of A-Assywia, What confidence is this whewein +t-thou twustest? 3-36:5 I say, sayest thou, (but they awe but vain wowds) +I have counsew and stwength (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-waw: nyow on whom d-dost t-thou twust, that +t-thou webewwest against m-me? 36:6 Wo, t-thou twustest in t-the s-staff of +this bwoken weed, on Egypt; wheweon if a man (o´∀`o) w-wean, it wiww go into his +hand, and (-ω-、) p-piewce i-it: so is Phawaoh king of Egypt to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-twust in +h-him. + +36:7 But if t-thou say to me, We t-twust in t-the WOWD ouw G-God: is it nyot +he, whose high pwaces and whose a-awtaws :3 H-Hezekiah hath taken away, and +said to Judah and to J-Jewusawem, Ye shaww w-wowship befowe this a-awtaw? +36:8 Nyow thewefowe g-give p-pwedges, I p-pway thee, to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew t-the king of +A-Assywia, and I wiww g-give thee two t-thousand howses, if t-thou be abwe on +thy pawt to s-set widews upon them. + +36:9 How t-then wiwt t-thou tuwn away t-the f-face of onye c-captain of t-the weast +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's sewvants, and put thy t-twust on Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow chawiots and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-howsemen? 36:10 And am I nyow come up without t-the WOWD against +this wand to d-destwoy it? t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Go up against this +wand, and d-destwoy it. + +36:11 T-Then said Ewiakim and S-Shebnya and Joah u-unto Wabshakeh, Speak, I +p-pway thee, u-unto thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants in t-the S-Sywian wanguage; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we undewstand +i-it: and speak nyot to us in t-the Jews' wanguage, in t-the eaws of t-the +peopwe that awe on t-the waww. + +36:12 But Wabshakeh said, Hath o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew sent m-me to thy mastew and to +thee to speak these wowds? hath he nyot sent m-me to t-the men that sit +upon t-the waww, that they may e-eat theiw own dung, and dwink theiw own +piss with y-you? 3-36:13 T-Then Wabshakeh stood, and cwied with a w-woud +voice in t-the Jews' wanguage, and said, Heaw ye t-the w-wowds of t-the gweat +king, t-the king of Assywia. + +36:14 T-Thus saith t-the king, Wet nyot :3 H-Hezekiah deceive you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww +nyot be abwe to d-dewivew you. + +36:15 N-Nyeithew wet :3 H-Hezekiah make you t-twust in t-the WOWD, s-saying, The +WOWD wiww suwewy d-dewivew us: this city shaww nyot be dewivewed into t-the +hand of t-the king of Assywia. + +36:16 Heawken nyot to Hezekiah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus saith t-the king of A-Assywia, +Make an agweement with m-me by a pwesent, and come out to me: and e-eat ye +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his vinye, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his fig twee, and dwink ye +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye t-the watews of his own c-cistewn; 36:17 Untiw I come and o(>ω<)o t-take +you away to a wand w-wike youw own wand, a wand of cown and winye, a wand +of bwead and vinyeyawds. + +36:18 Bewawe west :3 H-Hezekiah pewsuade y-you, s-saying, t-the WOWD wiww d-dewivew +us. + +Hath any of t-the gods of t-the nyations dewivewed his wand out of t-the hand +of t-the king of A-Assywia? 36:19 Whewe awe t-the gods of Hamath and +(*ﾉωﾉ) A-Awphad? whewe awe t-the gods of Sephawvaim? and have they dewivewed +Samawia out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand? 36:20 Who awe they among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of +these wands, that have dewivewed theiw wand out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, that t-the +WOWD shouwd d-dewivew Jewusawem out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand? 36:21 But they hewd +theiw p-peace, and answewed him nyot a wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's commandment +was, s-saying, Answew him n-nyot. + +3-36:22 T-Then came ;;w;; E-Ewiakim, t-the son of Hiwkiah, that w-was o-ovew t-the +h-househowd, and S-Shebnya t-the s-scwibe, and Joah, t-the son of Asaph, t-the +wecowdew, to :3 H-Hezekiah with theiw cwothes went, and towd him t-the w-wowds +of W-Wabshakeh. + +37:1 And it came to pass, when king :3 H-Hezekiah heawd it, that he went +his cwothes, and covewed himsewf with sackcwoth, and went into t-the +house of t-the WOWD. + +37:2 And he sent ;;w;; E-Ewiakim, who w-was o-ovew t-the h-househowd, and S-Shebnya t-the +s-scwibe, and t-the ewdews of t-the pwiests covewed with sackcwoth, u-unto +Isaiah t-the pwophet t-the son of A-Amoz. + +3-37:3 And they said u-unto him, T-Thus saith Hezekiah, This day is a day of +twoubwe, and of webuke, and of bwasphemy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen awe come to +t-the biwth, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot stwength to bwing f-fowth. + +37:4 I-It may be t-the WOWD thy God wiww h-heaw t-the w-wowds of Wabshakeh, whom +t-the king of Assywia his mastew hath sent to wepwoach t-the wiving G-God, +and wiww wepwove t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD thy God hath heawd: +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe wift up thy pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemnyant that is weft. + +37:5 S-So t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of king :3 H-Hezekiah came to Isaiah. + +37:6 And Isaiah said u-unto t-them, T-Thus shaww ye say u-unto youw mastew, +T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of t-the w-wowds that t-thou hast heawd, +whewewith t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the king of Assywia have bwasphemed me. + +37:7 Behowd, I wiww send a bwast upon him, and he shaww h-heaw a wumouw, +and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to his own wand; and I wiww c-cause him to faww by t-the s-swowd +in his own wand. + +37:8 S-So Wabshakeh wetuwnyed, and f-found t-the king of Assywia wawwing +against Wibnyah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had heawd that he w-was depawted fwom Wachish. + +37:9 And he heawd say c-concewnying Tiwhakah king of Ethiopia, He is come +fowth to make waw with thee. And when he heawd it, he sent m-messengews +to Hezekiah, s-saying, 37:10 T-Thus shaww ye speak to :3 H-Hezekiah king of +Judah, s-saying, Wet nyot thy G-God, in whom t-thou t-twustest, deceive thee, +s-saying, Jewusawem shaww nyot be given into t-the hand of t-the king of +Assywia. + +37:11 Behowd, t-thou hast heawd what t-the kings of Assywia have donye to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands by destwoying t-them uttewwy; and shawt t-thou be dewivewed? +37:12 H-Have t-the gods of t-the nyations dewivewed t-them which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews +have destwoyed, as Gozan, and Hawan, and Wezeph, and t-the chiwdwen of +Eden which wewe in Tewassaw? 37:13 Whewe is t-the king of (^人^) H-Hamath, and +t-the king of Awphad, and t-the king of t-the city of Sephawvaim, Henya, and +Ivah? 3-37:14 And :3 H-Hezekiah weceived t-the wettew fwom t-the hand of t-the +messengews, and wead i-it: and :3 H-Hezekiah went up u-unto t-the house of t-the +WOWD, and spwead it befowe t-the WOWD. + +3-37:15 And :3 H-Hezekiah pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, 37:16 O-O WOWD of +hosts, God of I-Iswaew, that dwewwest b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, t-thou awt +t-the G-God, even t-thou awonye, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth: t-thou hast +m-made heaven and eawth. + +37:17 Incwinye thinye eaw, O-O WOWD, and heaw; open thinye eyes, O-O WOWD, +and see: and h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of S-Sennyachewib, which hath sent to +wepwoach t-the wiving God. + +37:18 O-Of a twuth, WOWD, t-the kings of Assywia have w-waid waste (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +n-nyations, and theiw countwies, 37:19 And have cast theiw gods into t-the +fiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe nyo gods, but t-the wowk of men's hands, w-wood and +stonye: thewefowe they have destwoyed them. + +37:20 Nyow thewefowe, O-O WOWD ouw G-God, s-save us fwom his hand, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth may knyow that t-thou awt t-the WOWD, even t-thou +onwy. + +3-37:21 T-Then Isaiah t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz sent u-unto Hezekiah, s-saying, T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Wheweas t-thou hast pwayed to m-me against +uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia: 37:22 This is t-the wowd which t-the WOWD +hath spoken c-concewnying h-him; The viwgin, t-the daughtew of Zion, hath +(>_<) d-despised thee, and w-waughed thee to scown; t-the daughtew of Jewusawem +hath shaken hew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a-at thee. + +37:23 Whom hast t-thou wepwoached and bwasphemed? and against whom hast +t-thou exawted thy voice, and w-wifted up thinye eyes on high? even against +t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. + +37:24 By thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants hast t-thou wepwoached t-the W-Wowd, and hast said, By +t-the muwtitude of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chawiots am I come up to t-the height of t-the +mountains, to t-the s-sides of Webanyon; and I wiww cut down t-the taww +cedaws t-theweof, and t-the choice fiw twees theweof: and I wiww entew +into t-the height of his bowdew, and t-the fowest of his Cawmew. + +37:25 I have o(>ω<)o *sweats* d-digged, and dwunk watew; and with t-the sowe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet +have I dwied up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of t-the besieged pwaces. + +37:26 Hast t-thou nyot heawd wong ago, how I have donye it; and of (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient +times, that I have |･ω･) f-fowmed it? nyow have I b-bwought it to pass, that t-thou +shouwdest be to way waste defenced c-cities into wuinyous heaps. + +3-37:27 Thewefowe theiw i-inhabitants wewe of smaww p-powew, they wewe +d-dismayed and confounded: they wewe as t-the gwass of t-the fiewd, and as +t-the gween hewb, as t-the gwass on t-the h-housetops, and as cown bwasted +befowe it be g-gwown (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +37:28 But I knyow thy abode, and thy g-going (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and thy coming in, and +thy wage against me. + +37:29 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thy wage against me, and thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ t-tumuwt, is come up into +minye eaws, thewefowe wiww I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hook in thy nyose, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwidwe in +thy wips, and I wiww tuwn thee back by t-the w-way by which t-thou camest. + +37:30 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto thee, Ye shaww e-eat this yeaw such +as g-gwoweth of itsewf; and t-the second yeaw that which s-spwingeth of t-the +same: and in t-the thiwd yeaw sow ye, and weap, and pwant vinyeyawds, and +e-eat t-the fwuit t-theweof. + +37:31 And t-the wemnyant that is escaped of t-the house of Judah shaww +again o(>ω<)o t-take woot downwawd, and beaw fwuit upwawd: 37:32 Fow out of +Jewusawem shaww go fowth a wemnyant, and they that escape out of mount +Z-Zion: t-the zeaw of t-the WOWD of hosts shaww (^-^*)/ d-do this. + +37:33 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying t-the king of A-Assywia, He +shaww nyot come into this city, (=`ω´=) n-nyow shoot an awwow thewe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come +befowe it with shiewds, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cast a bank against it. + +3-37:34 By t-the w-way that he came, by t-the same shaww he wetuwn, and shaww +nyot come into this city, saith t-the WOWD. + +37:35 Fow I wiww d-defend this city to s-save it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye own sake, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David's sake. + +3-37:36 T-Then t-the angew of t-the WOWD went fowth, and smote in t-the camp of +t-the A-Assywians a hundwed and fouwscowe and five thousand: and when they +awose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, b-behowd, they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dead cowpses. + +3-37:37 S-So uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia depawted, and went and wetuwnyed, +and d-dwewt a-at Nyinyeveh. + +37:38 And it came to pass, as he w-was wowshipping in t-the house of +Nyiswoch his (・_・ヾ g-god, that Adwammewech and S-Shawezew his sons smote him with +t-the swowd; and they escaped into t-the wand of o(≧▽≦)o *moans* A-Awmenyia: and Esawhaddon +his son weignyed in his s-stead. + +38:1 In those days w-was :3 H-Hezekiah sick u-unto death. And Isaiah t-the +pwophet t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz came u-unto him, and said u-unto him, T-Thus saith +t-the WOWD, Set thinye house in owdew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt die, and nyot w-wive. + +38:2 T-Then :3 H-Hezekiah (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his f-face towawd t-the waww, and pwayed u-unto +t-the WOWD, ＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 And said, Wemembew n-nyow, O-O WOWD, I b-beseech thee, how I +have wawked befowe thee in twuth and with a pewfect heawt, and have +donye that which is g-good in thy sight. And :3 H-Hezekiah wept sowe. + +3-38:4 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD to Isaiah, s-saying, 3-38:5 Go, and +say to Hezekiah, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of David thy fathew, I +have heawd thy pwayew, I have s-seen thy teaws: b-behowd, I wiww a-add u-unto +thy days f-fifteen yeaws. + +38:6 And I wiww d-dewivew thee and this city out of t-the hand of t-the king +of Assywia: and I wiww d-defend this city. + +38:7 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto thee fwom t-the WOWD, that t-the WOWD +wiww (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing that he hath spoken; (o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 Behowd, I wiww bwing +again t-the shadow of t-the degwees, which is gonye down in t-the sun diaw of +Ahaz, t-ten degwees b-backwawd. S-So t-the sun wetuwnyed t-ten degwees, by which +degwees it w-was gonye down. + +38:9 The w-wwiting of :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah, when he h-had b-been sick, and +w-was wecovewed of his sicknyess: 3-38:10 I said in t-the cutting off of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +days, I shaww go to t-the gates of t-the gwave: I am (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ d-depwived of t-the +wesidue of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my yeaws. + +38:11 I said, I shaww nyot s-see t-the WOWD, even t-the WOWD, in t-the wand of +t-the wiving: I shaww (x_x)V b-behowd man nyo mowe with t-the i-inhabitants of t-the +wowwd. + +3-38:12 M-Minye age is depawted, and is w-wemoved fwom m-me as a shephewd's +tent: I have cut off w-wike a weavew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife: he wiww cut m-me off with +pinying sicknyess: fwom day even to nyight wiwt t-thou make an end of me. + +♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 I w-weckonyed tiww m-mownying, that, as a wion, so wiww he bweak (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bonyes: fwom day even to nyight wiwt t-thou make an end of me. + +38:14 Wike a cwanye ow a s-swawwow, so did I chattew: I did m-mouwn as a +d-dove: minye eyes faiw with wooking upwawd: O-O WOWD, I am oppwessed; +undewtake (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +38:15 What shaww I say? he hath both spoken u-unto me, and himsewf hath +donye i-it: I shaww go softwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my yeaws in t-the bittewnyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. + +38:16 O-O WOWD, by these things men wive, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things is t-the +wife of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit: so wiwt t-thou wecovew me, and make m-me to w-wive. + +38:17 Behowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace I h-had gweat b-bittewnyess: but t-thou hast in wove +to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw dewivewed it fwom t-the p-pit of c-cowwuption: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast cast +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sins behind thy back. + +3-38:18 Fow t-the gwave c-cannyot pwaise thee, death c-can nyot cewebwate t-thee: +they that go down into t-the p-pit c-cannyot hope (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy twuth. + +38:19 The wiving, t-the wiving, he shaww pwaise thee, as I (^-^*)/ d-do this day: +t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew to t-the chiwdwen shaww make knyown thy twuth. + +38:20 The WOWD w-was weady to s-save me: thewefowe we wiww sing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-songs +to t-the s-stwinged instwuments (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of ouw wife in t-the house of +t-the WOWD. + +38:21 Fow Isaiah h-had said, Wet t-them o(>ω<)o t-take a wump of f-figs, and way it +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwaistew upon t-the b-boiw, and he shaww wecovew. + +3-38:22 :3 H-Hezekiah awso h-had said, What is t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign that I shaww go up to +t-the house of t-the WOWD? 39:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time Mewodachbawadan, t-the son of +B-Bawadan, king of Babywon, sent wettews and a pwesent to Hezekiah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he h-had heawd that he h-had b-been sick, and w-was wecovewed. + +3-39:2 And :3 H-Hezekiah w-was gwad of t-them, and shewed t-them t-the house of his +(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things, t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and t-the spices, and t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ointment, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of his a-awmouw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was +f-found in his (^人^) *twerks* t-tweasuwes: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyothing in his h-house, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +dominyion, that :3 H-Hezekiah shewed t-them n-nyot. + +39:3 T-Then came Isaiah t-the pwophet u-unto king Hezekiah, and said u-unto +him, What said these men? and fwom whence came they u-unto thee? And +:3 H-Hezekiah said, They awe come fwom a faw c-countwy u-unto me, even fwom +Babywon. + +39:4 T-Then said he, What have they s-seen in thinye house? And :3 H-Hezekiah +answewed, Aww that is in minye house have they seen: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing +among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tweasuwes that I have nyot shewed them. + +39:5 T-Then said Isaiah to Hezekiah, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD of h-hosts: +39:6 Behowd, t-the days come, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye h-house, and that +which thy f-fathews have w-waid up in stowe untiw this day, shaww be +cawwied to |･ω･) B-Babywon: nyothing shaww be weft, saith t-the WOWD. + +39:7 And of thy sons that shaww i-issue fwom thee, which t-thou shawt +beget, shaww they o(>ω<)o t-take away; and they shaww be eunyuchs in t-the pawace +of t-the king of Babywon. + +3-39:8 T-Then said :3 H-Hezekiah to Isaiah, Good is t-the wowd of t-the WOWD which +t-thou hast spoken. He said moweovew, Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be peace and twuth +in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days. + +40:1 Comfowt ye, comfowt ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, saith youw God. + +40:2 Speak ye comfowtabwy to J-Jewusawem, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto hew, that hew +wawfawe is a-accompwished, that hew i-inyiquity is pawdonyed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath +weceived of t-the WOWD's hand d-doubwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew sins. + +40:3 The voice of him that cwieth in t-the wiwdewnyess, Pwepawe ye t-the +w-way of t-the WOWD, make stwaight in t-the desewt a h-highway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw God. + +40:4 Evewy vawwey shaww be exawted, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mountain and (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww shaww +be m-made wow: and t-the cwooked shaww be m-made (＃￣ω￣) s-stwaight, and t-the wough +pwaces pwain: 40:5 And t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD shaww be weveawed, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh shaww s-see it togethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mouth of t-the WOWD hath spoken +it. + +40:6 The voice said, Cwy. And he said, What shaww I cwy? Aww fwesh is +gwass, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goodwinyess theweof is as t-the fwowew of t-the fiewd: +40:7 The gwass witheweth, t-the fwowew fadeth: because t-the spiwit of t-the +WOWD bwoweth upon i-it: suwewy t-the peopwe is gwass. + +40:8 The gwass witheweth, t-the fwowew fadeth: but t-the wowd of ouw God +shaww stand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +4-40:9 O-O Zion, that b-bwingest g-good tidings, get thee up into t-the high +mountain; O-O J-Jewusawem, that b-bwingest g-good tidings, wift up thy voice +with stwength; wift it up, be nyot afwaid; say u-unto t-the c-cities of +Judah, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd youw G-God! 40:10 Behowd, t-the Wowd GOD wiww come with +stwong hand, and his a-awm shaww w-wuwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him: b-behowd, his wewawd is +with him, and his wowk befowe h-him. + +40:11 He shaww feed his fwock w-wike a shephewd: he shaww gathew t-the +w-wambs with his awm, and cawwy t-them in his bosom, and shaww gentwy wead +those that awe with young. + +40:12 Who hath measuwed t-the watews in t-the howwow of his hand, and +OwO m-meted out heaven with t-the s-span, and compwehended t-the dust of t-the eawth +in a m-measuwe, and weighed t-the mountains in s-scawes, and t-the hiwws in a +b-bawance? 40:13 Who hath diwected t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD, ow being his +counsewwow hath taught h-him? 40:14 With whom took he counsew, and who +instwucted him, and taught him in t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of j-judgment, and taught him +knyowwedge, and shewed to him t-the w-way of u-undewstanding? 4-40:15 Behowd, +t-the nyations awe as a dwop of a bucket, and awe c-counted as t-the smaww +dust of t-the bawance: b-behowd, he taketh up t-the iswes as a vewy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +thing. + +40:16 And Webanyon is nyot sufficient to (^人^) b-buwn, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the b-beasts theweof +sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +40:17 Aww nyations befowe him awe as nyothing; and they awe c-counted to +him w-wess than nyothing, and vanyity. + +40:18 To whom t-then wiww ye wiken God? ow what wikenyess wiww ye (o-_-o) c-compawe +u-unto h-him? 40:19 The w-wowkman mewteth a gwaven image, and t-the g-gowdsmith +spweadeth it o-ovew with gowd, and casteth s-siwvew (*^.^*) c-chains. + +40:20 He that is so i-impovewished that he hath nyo obwation c-chooseth a +twee that wiww nyot wot; he seeketh u-unto him a cunnying w-wowkman to +p-pwepawe a gwaven image, that shaww nyot be moved. + +40:21 H-Have ye nyot k-knyown? have ye nyot heawd? hath it nyot b-been towd you +fwom t-the (*≧ω≦*) *cries* b-beginnying? have ye nyot undewstood fwom t-the foundations of t-the +eawth? 40:22 I-It is he that sitteth upon t-the ciwcwe of t-the eawth, and +t-the i-inhabitants theweof awe as gwasshoppews; that stwetcheth out t-the +h-heavens as a c-cuwtain, and spweadeth t-them out as a >_> t-tent to dweww in: +40:23 That bwingeth t-the pwinces to nyothing; he m-maketh t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of +t-the eawth as vanyity. + +40:24 Yea, they shaww nyot be pwanted; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they shaww nyot be sown: +(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, theiw stock shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take woot in t-the eawth: and he shaww awso +b-bwow upon t-them, and they shaww withew, and t-the whiwwwind shaww o(>ω<)o t-take +t-them away as (^ω~) *shuffles closer* s-stubbwe. + +40:25 To whom t-then wiww ye wiken me, ow shaww I be equaw? saith t-the +Howy Onye. + +40:26 W-Wift up youw eyes on high, and (x_x)V b-behowd who hath cweated these +things, that bwingeth out theiw \(★ω★)/ h-host by n-nyumbew: he cawweth t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by +nyames by t-the gweatnyess of his might, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that he is stwong in powew; +nyot onye f-faiweth. + +4-40:27 Why sayest thou, O-O Jacob, and speakest, O-O I-Iswaew, My w-way is hid +fwom t-the WOWD, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment is passed o-ovew fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God? 4-40:28 Hast +t-thou nyot k-knyown? hast t-thou nyot heawd, that t-the evewwasting G-God, t-the +WOWD, t-the C-Cweatow of t-the ends of t-the eawth, fainteth nyot, nyeithew is +w-weawy? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo seawching of his undewstanding. + +40:29 He giveth p-powew to t-the faint; and to t-them that have nyo m-might he +incweaseth s-stwength. + +40:30 Even t-the y-youths shaww f-faint and be weawy, and t-the young men +shaww u-uttewwy faww: 40:31 But they that wait upon t-the WOWD shaww wenyew +theiw stwength; they shaww mount up with w-wings as eagwes; they shaww +wun, and nyot be w-weawy; and they shaww wawk, and nyot faint. + +4-41:1 Keep siwence befowe me, O-O iswands; and wet t-the peopwe wenyew theiw +stwength: wet t-them come n-nyeaw; t-then wet t-them speak: wet us come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +togethew to judgment. + +41:2 Who waised up t-the wighteous man fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, cawwed him to his +foot, gave t-the nyations befowe him, and m-made him w-wuwe o-ovew kings? he +gave t-them as t-the dust to his swowd, and as dwiven s-stubbwe to his b-bow. + +41:3 He puwsued t-them, and passed s-safewy; even by t-the w-way that he h-had +nyot gonye with his feet. + +41:4 Who hath wwought and donye it, cawwing t-the genyewations fwom t-the +(*≧ω≦*) *cries* b-beginnying? I t-the WOWD, t-the fiwst, and with t-the wast; I am he. + +41:5 The iswes saw it, and f-feawed; t-the ends of t-the eawth wewe afwaid, +dwew nyeaw, and came. + +41:6 They hewped {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his nyeighbouw; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye said to his +bwothew, (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good couwage. + +4-41:7 S-So t-the cawpentew encouwaged t-the gowdsmith, and he that s-smootheth +with t-the hammew him that smote t-the anviw, s-saying, I-It is weady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +sodewing: and he (o-_-o) f-fastenyed it with nyaiws, that it shouwd nyot be moved. + +41:8 But thou, I-Iswaew, awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, J-Jacob whom I have chosen, t-the +seed of A-Abwaham o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwiend. + +41:9 T-Thou whom I have taken fwom t-the ends of t-the eawth, and cawwed +thee fwom t-the chief men t-theweof, and said u-unto thee, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sewvant; I have chosen thee, and nyot cast thee away. + +41:10 Feaw t-thou n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with t-thee: be nyot dismayed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am thy +G-God: I wiww stwengthen thee; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww hewp thee; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww uphowd +thee with t-the wight hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +4-41:11 Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wewe incensed against thee shaww be +a-ashamed and confounded: they shaww be as nyothing; and they that stwive +with thee shaww pewish. + +41:12 T-Thou shawt seek t-them, and shawt nyot f-find t-them, even t-them that +(♡°▽°♡) c-contended with t-thee: they that waw against thee shaww be as nyothing, +and as a t-thing of nyought. + +4-41:13 Fow I t-the WOWD thy God wiww h-howd thy wight hand, saying u-unto +thee, Feaw n-nyot; I wiww hewp thee. + +41:14 Feaw nyot, t-thou wowm Jacob, and ye men of I-Iswaew; I wiww hewp +thee, saith t-the WOWD, and thy wedeemew, t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. + +41:15 Behowd, I wiww make thee a nyew shawp thweshing instwument h-having +teeth: t-thou shawt t-thwesh t-the mountains, and beat t-them s-smaww, and shawt +make t-the hiwws as chaff. + +41:16 T-Thou shawt fan t-them, and t-the wind shaww cawwy t-them away, and t-the +whiwwwind shaww scattew (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-thou shawt wejoice in t-the WOWD, and +shawt gwowy in t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. + +41:17 When t-the poow and nyeedy seek watew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is n-nyonye, and theiw +tongue faiweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thiwst, I t-the WOWD wiww h-heaw t-them, I t-the God of +Iswaew wiww nyot fowsake them. + +4-41:18 I wiww open (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews in high pwaces, and fountains in t-the m-midst of +t-the vawweys: I wiww make t-the wiwdewnyess a poow of watew, and t-the dwy +wand spwings of watew. + +41:19 I wiww pwant in t-the wiwdewnyess t-the c-cedaw, t-the s-shittah twee, and +t-the mywtwe, and t-the oiw twee; I wiww s-set in t-the desewt t-the fiw twee, +and t-the pinye, and t-the box twee togethew: 41:20 That they may see, and +knyow, and considew, and undewstand togethew, that t-the hand of t-the WOWD +hath donye this, and t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew hath cweated it. + +41:21 Pwoduce youw cause, saith t-the WOWD; bwing fowth youw stwong +weasons, saith t-the King of Jacob. + +41:22 Wet t-them bwing t-them fowth, and s-shew us what shaww happen: wet +t-them s-shew t-the f-fowmew things, what they be, that we may considew t-them, +and knyow t-the wattew end of t-them; ow decwawe us things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to come. + +(T_T) 4-41:23 Shew t-the things that awe to come heweaftew, that we may knyow +that ye awe gods: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, ow (^-^*)/ d-do eviw, that we may be dismayed, +and (x_x)V b-behowd it togethew. + +41:24 Behowd, ye awe of nyothing, and youw wowk of nyought: an +a-abominyation is he that c-chooseth you. + +4-41:25 I have waised up onye fwom t-the nyowth, and he shaww c-come: fwom t-the +wising of t-the sun shaww he caww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: and he shaww come upon +pwinces as upon mowtew, and as t-the pottew tweadeth cway. + +41:26 Who hath d-decwawed fwom t-the beginnying, that we may k-knyow? and +befowetime, that we may say, He is w-wighteous? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that +sheweth, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that decwaweth, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that +heaweth youw wowds. + +41:27 The fiwst shaww say to Zion, Behowd, (x_x)V b-behowd (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww +g-give to Jewusawem onye that bwingeth g-good tidings. + +41:28 Fow I behewd, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo man; even among t-them, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was nyo c-counsewwow, that, when I asked of t-them, couwd answew a wowd. + +41:29 Behowd, they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww vanyity; theiw wowks awe nyothing: theiw +mowten images awe wind and c-confusion. + +42:1 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, whom I uphowd; minye ewect, in whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw +dewighteth; I have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit upon him: he shaww bwing fowth +j-judgment to t-the Gentiwes. + +42:2 He shaww nyot cwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wift up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-cause his voice to be heawd in +t-the stweet. + +4-42:3 A-A bwuised weed shaww he nyot bweak, and t-the smoking fwax shaww he +nyot quench: he shaww bwing fowth j-judgment u-unto twuth. + +42:4 He shaww nyot faiw (=`ω´=) n-nyow be discouwaged, tiww he have s-set j-judgment +in t-the eawth: and t-the iswes shaww wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his waw. + +4-42:5 T-Thus saith God t-the WOWD, he that cweated t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and +stwetched t-them out; he that spwead fowth t-the eawth, and that which +cometh out of it; he that giveth bweath u-unto t-the peopwe upon it, and +spiwit to t-them that wawk thewein: 42:6 I t-the WOWD have cawwed thee in +wighteousnyess, and wiww h-howd thinye hand, and wiww keep thee, and g-give +thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-covenyant of t-the p-peopwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight of t-the Gentiwes; 42:7 +To open t-the bwind eyes, to bwing out t-the pwisonyews fwom t-the pwison, +and t-them that sit in dawknyess out of t-the pwison house. + +42:8 I am t-the WOWD: that is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy wiww I nyot g-give to +anyothew, nyeithew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwaise to gwaven images. + +42:9 Behowd, t-the f-fowmew things awe come to pass, and nyew things (^-^*)/ d-do I +d-decwawe: befowe they spwing fowth I teww you of them. + +4-42:10 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD a nyew song, and his pwaise fwom t-the end of +t-the eawth, ye that go down to t-the sea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein; t-the +iswes, and t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof. + +42:11 Wet t-the wiwdewnyess and t-the c-cities theweof wift up theiw voice, +t-the v-viwwages that K-Kedaw doth inhabit: wet t-the i-inhabitants of t-the w-wock +sing, wet t-them shout fwom t-the top of t-the mountains. + +42:12 Wet t-them g-give gwowy u-unto t-the WOWD, and decwawe his pwaise in t-the +iswands. + +42:13 The WOWD shaww go fowth as a mighty ^.^ m-man, he shaww stiw up +jeawousy w-wike a man of w-waw: he shaww cwy, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, woaw; he shaww pwevaiw +against his enyemies. + +42:14 I have wong time howden o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peace; I have b-been stiww, and +wefwainyed mysewf: nyow wiww I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy w-wike a twavaiwing woman; I wiww +d-destwoy and devouw a-at once. + +42:15 I wiww make waste mountains and h-hiwws, and dwy up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +hewbs; and I wiww make t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews iswands, and I wiww dwy up t-the +p-poows. + +42:16 And I wiww bwing t-the bwind by a w-way that they knyew n-nyot; I wiww +wead t-them in paths that they have nyot knyown: I wiww make dawknyess +wight befowe t-them, and cwooked things stwaight. These things wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do +u-unto t-them, and nyot fowsake them. + +42:17 They shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, they shaww be gweatwy a-ashamed, that +t-twust in gwaven images, that say to t-the mowten images, Ye awe ouw +gods. + +42:18 Heaw, ye deaf; and wook, ye bwind, that ye may see. + +42:19 Who is bwind, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant? ow deaf, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my messengew that I +sent? who is bwind as he that is p-pewfect, and bwind as t-the WOWD's +sewvant? 42:20 Seeing many things, but t-thou obsewvest n-nyot; openying +t-the eaws, but he heaweth n-nyot. + +42:21 The WOWD is w-weww pweased (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wighteousnyess' sake; he wiww +magnyify t-the w-waw, and make it \(★ω★)/ h-honyouwabwe. + +42:22 But this is a peopwe w-wobbed and s-spoiwed; they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them +snyawed in howes, and they awe hid in pwison houses: they awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +pwey, and nyonye dewiveweth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a spoiw, and nyonye saith, Westowe. + +42:23 Who among you wiww g-give eaw to t-this? who wiww heawken and h-heaw +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time to come? 42:24 Who gave J-Jacob (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a spoiw, and Iswaew to +t-the wobbews? did nyot t-the WOWD, he against whom we have sinnyed? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they w-wouwd nyot wawk in his ways, nyeithew wewe they xDD o-obedient u-unto his +waw. + +42:25 Thewefowe he hath pouwed upon him t-the fuwy of his angew, and t-the +stwength of |･ω･) b-battwe: and it hath s-set him on fiwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he +knyew n-nyot; and it buwnyed him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he w-waid it nyot to heawt. + +43:1 But nyow thus saith t-the WOWD that cweated thee, O-O Jacob, and he +that |･ω･) f-fowmed thee, O-O I-Iswaew, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have wedeemed thee, I have +cawwed thee by thy nyame; t-thou awt minye. + +43:2 When t-thou passest thwough t-the w-watews, I wiww be with thee; and +thwough t-the wivews, they shaww nyot ovewfwow t-thee: when t-thou wawkest +thwough t-the f-fiwe, t-thou shawt nyot be buwnyed; nyeithew shaww t-the fwame +kindwe upon thee. + +43:3 Fow I am t-the WOWD thy G-God, t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, thy Saviouw: I +gave Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy w-wansom, E-Ethiopia and Seba (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +4-43:4 Since t-thou wast (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, t-thou hast b-been honyouwabwe, +and I have woved t-thee: thewefowe wiww I g-give men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and peopwe +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wife. + +43:5 Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with t-thee: I wiww bwing thy seed fwom t-the +(o^ ^o)/ e-east, and gathew thee fwom t-the w-west; 43:6 I wiww say to t-the nyowth, +Give up; and to t-the south, Keep nyot back: bwing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sons fwom faw, and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtews fwom t-the ends of t-the eawth; 43:7 Even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is +cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have cweated him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy, I have |･ω･) f-fowmed +h-him; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I have m-made h-him. + +43:8 Bwing fowth t-the bwind peopwe that have eyes, and t-the deaf that +have eaws. + +43:9 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations be gathewed togethew, and wet t-the peopwe be +assembwed: who among t-them c-can decwawe this, and s-shew us f-fowmew (o^▽^o) t-things? +wet t-them bwing fowth theiw witnyesses, that they may be justified: ow +wet t-them h-heaw, and say, I-It is twuth. + +43:10 Ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyesses, saith t-the WOWD, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant whom I have +c-chosen: that ye may knyow and bewieve me, and undewstand that I am he: +befowe m-me (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo God fowmed, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be aftew me. + +43:11 I, even I, am t-the WOWD; and beside m-me (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo saviouw. + +43:12 I have decwawed, and have saved, and I have shewed, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was nyo s-stwange (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god among you: thewefowe ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyesses, saith t-the +WOWD, that I am God. + +4-43:13 Yea, befowe t-the day w-was I am h-he; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that c-can +d-dewivew out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: I wiww wowk, and who shaww wet it? 43:14 T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD, youw wedeemew, t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew; Fow youw sake I +have sent to Babywon, and have b-bwought down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw n-nyobwes, and t-the +C-Chawdeans, whose (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy is in t-the s-ships. + +4-43:15 I am t-the WOWD, youw Howy Onye, t-the cweatow of I-Iswaew, youw King. + +4-43:16 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, which m-maketh a w-way in t-the sea, and a ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path +in t-the mighty watews; 43:17 W-Which bwingeth fowth t-the chawiot and +h-howse, t-the awmy and t-the powew; they shaww w-wie down togethew, they +shaww nyot wise: they awe e-extinct, they awe quenched as (o_O) t-tow. + +43:18 Wemembew ye nyot t-the f-fowmew things, nyeithew considew t-the things +of owd. + +4-43:19 Behowd, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do a nyew thing; nyow it shaww spwing fowth; shaww +ye nyot knyow it? I wiww even make a w-way in t-the wiwdewnyess, and (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews +in t-the desewt. + +43:20 The beast of t-the fiewd shaww honyouw me, t-the dwagons and t-the +owws: because I g-give watews in t-the wiwdewnyess, and (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews in t-the +desewt, to g-give dwink to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chosen. + +43:21 This peopwe have I |･ω･) f-fowmed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf; they shaww s-shew fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pwaise. + +43:22 But t-thou hast nyot cawwed upon me, O-O Jacob; but t-thou hast b-been +weawy of me, O-O Iswaew. + +43:23 T-Thou hast nyot b-bwought m-me t-the smaww cattwe of thy buwnt +offewings; nyeithew hast t-thou h-honyouwed m-me with thy sacwifices. I have +nyot caused thee to sewve with an o-offewing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow weawied thee with +incense. + +43:24 T-Thou hast bought m-me nyo sweet canye with monyey, nyeithew hast t-thou +fiwwed m-me with t-the fat of thy s-sacwifices: but t-thou hast m-made m-me to +sewve with thy sins, t-thou hast weawied m-me with thinye inyiquities. + +43:25 I, even I, am he that b-bwotteth out thy twansgwessions (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye +own sake, and wiww nyot (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thy sins. + +43:26 Put m-me in wemembwance: wet us pwead togethew: decwawe thou, that +t-thou mayest be justified. + +43:27 Thy fiwst o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath sinnyed, and thy teachews have twansgwessed +against me. + +43:28 Thewefowe I have pwofanyed t-the pwinces of t-the s-sanctuawy, and have +given J-Jacob to t-the cuwse, and Iswaew to w-wepwoaches. + +44:1 Y-Yet nyow h-heaw, O-O J-Jacob o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; and I-Iswaew, whom I have c-chosen: +44:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD that m-made thee, and |･ω･) f-fowmed thee fwom t-the +womb, which wiww hewp thee; Feaw nyot, O-O Jacob, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; and thou, +J-Jesuwun, whom I have chosen. + +44:3 Fow I wiww p-pouw w-watew upon him that is t-thiwsty, and fwoods upon +t-the dwy gwound: I wiww p-pouw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit upon thy seed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwessing +upon thinye offspwing: 44:4 And they shaww spwing up as among t-the +gwass, as wiwwows by t-the w-watew couwses. + +44:5 Onye shaww say, I am t-the ♡(｡- ω -) W-WOWD's; and anyothew shaww caww himsewf by +t-the nyame of Jacob; and anyothew shaww subscwibe with his hand u-unto t-the +WOWD, and suwnyame himsewf by t-the nyame of Iswaew. + +4-44:6 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD t-the King of I-Iswaew, and his (o^▽^o) w-wedeemew t-the WOWD +of hosts; I am t-the fiwst, and I am t-the wast; and beside m-me (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo +God. + +44:7 And who, as I, shaww caww, and shaww decwawe it, and s-set it in +owdew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, since I appointed t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient peopwe? and t-the things +that awe coming, and shaww come, wet t-them s-shew u-unto them. + +44:8 Feaw ye nyot, nyeithew be afwaid: have nyot I towd thee fwom that +time, and have d-decwawed it? ye awe even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyesses. Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a God +beside m-me? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God; I knyow nyot any. + +44:9 They that make a gwaven i-image awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them vanyity; and theiw +dewectabwe things shaww nyot p-pwofit; and they awe theiw own witnyesses; +they s-see nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow knyow; that they may be a-ashamed. + +4-44:10 Who hath |･ω･) f-fowmed a (・_・ヾ g-god, ow mowten a gwaven i-image that is +pwofitabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow n-nyothing? 44:11 Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fewwows shaww be +ashamed: and t-the wowkmen, they awe of m-men: wet t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be gathewed +togethew, wet t-them stand up; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they shaww feaw, and they shaww be +a-ashamed togethew. + +44:12 The s-smith with t-the tongs both w-wowketh in t-the coaws, and +fashionyeth it with h-hammews, and w-wowketh it with t-the stwength of his +awms: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he is hungwy, and his stwength faiweth: he dwinketh nyo +watew, and is faint. + +44:13 The cawpentew stwetcheth out his wuwe; he mawketh it out with a +winye; he fitteth it with pwanyes, and he mawketh it out with t-the +compass, and m-maketh it aftew t-the figuwe of a ^.^ m-man, a-accowding to t-the +b-beauty of a man; that it may wemain in t-the house. + +44:14 He heweth him down cedaws, and taketh t-the cypwess and t-the oak, +which he s-stwengthenyeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf among t-the twees of t-the fowest: he +pwanteth an ash, and t-the wain doth nyouwish it. + +44:15 T-Then shaww it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to buwn: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-theweof, +and wawm himsewf; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he kindweth it, and baketh bwead; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he +m-maketh a (・_・ヾ g-god, and wowshippeth it; he m-maketh it a gwaven image, and +f-fawweth down theweto. + +(o_O) 4-44:16 He buwnyeth pawt theweof in t-the fiwe; with pawt theweof he eateth +fwesh; he woasteth woast, and is satisfied: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he wawmeth himsewf, +and saith, Aha, I am wawm, I have s-seen t-the fiwe: 4-44:17 And t-the wesidue +theweof he m-maketh a (・_・ヾ g-god, even his gwaven image: he f-fawweth down u-unto +it, and wowshippeth it, and p-pwayeth u-unto it, and saith, D-Dewivew m-me; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my god. + +44:18 They have nyot knyown (=`ω´=) n-nyow u-undewstood: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath s-shut theiw eyes, +that they c-cannyot see; and theiw heawts, that they c-cannyot undewstand. + +44:19 And nyonye consideweth in his heawt, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe k-knyowwedge +(=`ω´=) n-nyow undewstanding to say, I have buwnyed pawt of it in t-the fiwe; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +awso I have baked bwead upon t-the coaws t-theweof; I have woasted f-fwesh, +and eaten i-it: and shaww I make t-the wesidue theweof an abominyation? +shaww I faww down to t-the stock of a twee? 44:20 He feedeth on ashes: +a d-deceived heawt hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed him aside, that he c-cannyot d-dewivew his +s-souw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow say, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot a w-wie in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand? (≧◡≦) 4-44:21 Wemembew +these, O-O J-Jacob and I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant: I have |･ω･) f-fowmed +thee; t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant: O-O I-Iswaew, t-thou shawt nyot be fowgotten of +me. + +44:22 I have bwotted (* ^ ω ^) o-out, as a thick c-cwoud, thy twansgwessions, and, +as a c-cwoud, thy (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have wedeemed thee. + +44:23 Sing, O-O ye heavens; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath donye i-it: shout, ye w-wowew +pawts of t-the eawth: bweak fowth into s-singing, ye mountains, O-O f-fowest, +and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath wedeemed Jacob, and +gwowified himsewf in Iswaew. + +4-44:24 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, thy wedeemew, and he that |･ω･) f-fowmed thee fwom +t-the womb, I am t-the WOWD that m-maketh (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; that stwetcheth fowth +t-the h-heavens awonye; that spweadeth a-abwoad t-the eawth by mysewf; 44:25 +That fwustwateth t-the tokens of t-the w-wiaws, and m-maketh divinyews m-mad; +that tuwnyeth wise men backwawd, and m-maketh theiw k-knyowwedge foowish; +44:26 That confiwmeth t-the wowd of his s-sewvant, and p-pewfowmeth t-the +counsew of his messengews; that saith to J-Jewusawem, T-Thou shawt be +inhabited; and to t-the c-cities of Judah, Ye shaww be buiwt, and I wiww +w-waise up t-the d-decayed pwaces theweof: 44:27 That saith to t-the deep, (☆▽☆) B-Be +dwy, and I wiww dwy up thy wivews: 44:28 That saith of Cywus, He is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-shephewd, and shaww pewfowm (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pweasuwe: even saying to J-Jewusawem, +T-Thou shawt be buiwt; and to t-the t-tempwe, Thy f-foundation shaww be w-waid. + +4-45:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD to his anyointed, to Cywus, whose wight hand I +have howden, to subdue nyations befowe h-him; and I wiww woose t-the woins +of kings, to open befowe him t-the two :33 *looks away* w-weaved gates; and t-the gates shaww +nyot be s-shut; 45:2 I wiww go befowe thee, and make t-the cwooked pwaces +stwaight: I wiww bweak in pieces t-the gates of b-bwass, and cut in sundew +t-the baws of iwon: 4-45:3 And I wiww g-give thee t-the tweasuwes of dawknyess, +and ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden w-wiches of secwet pwaces, that t-thou mayest knyow that I, t-the +WOWD, which caww thee by thy nyame, am t-the God of Iswaew. + +45:4 Fow J-Jacob o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant's sake, and Iswaew minye ewect, I have even +cawwed thee by thy nyame: I have s-suwnyamed thee, t-though t-thou hast nyot +knyown me. + +45:5 I am t-the WOWD, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye ewse, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God beside me: +I giwded thee, t-though t-thou hast nyot knyown me: 45:6 That they may knyow +fwom t-the wising of t-the sun, and fwom t-the west, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye +beside me. I am t-the WOWD, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye ewse. + +45:7 I f-fowm t-the wight, and cweate dawknyess: I make p-peace, and cweate +eviw: I t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things. + +45:8 Dwop down, ye (^ω~) h-heavens, fwom above, and wet t-the skies p-pouw down +wighteousnyess: wet t-the eawth open, and wet t-them bwing fowth sawvation, +and wet wighteousnyess spwing up togethew; I t-the WOWD have cweated it. + +45:9 Woe u-unto him that stwiveth with his (＾• ω •＾) M-Makew! Wet t-the potshewd +stwive with t-the p-potshewds of t-the eawth. Shaww t-the cway say to him that +fashionyeth it, What makest thou? ow thy wowk, He hath nyo h-hands? 45:10 +Woe u-unto him that saith u-unto his fathew, What begettest thou? ow to +t-the woman, What hast t-thou b-bwought f-fowth? 45:11 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, +t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, and his M-Makew, Ask m-me of things to come +c-concewnying o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ^-^ s-sons, and c-concewnying t-the wowk of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands command ye me. + +45:12 I have m-made t-the eawth, and cweated man upon i-it: I, even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hands, have stwetched out t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw \(★ω★)/ h-host have I +c-commanded. + +45:13 I have waised him up in wighteousnyess, and I wiww (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +ways: he shaww buiwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my city, and he shaww wet go o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my captives, nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +p-pwice (=`ω´=) n-nyow wewawd, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +45:14 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, The wabouw of Egypt, and mewchandise of +E-Ethiopia and of t-the Sabeans, men of statuwe, shaww come o-ovew u-unto +thee, and they shaww be thinye: they shaww come aftew thee; in c-chains +they shaww come ovew, and they shaww faww down u-unto thee, they shaww +make suppwication u-unto thee, s-saying, S-Suwewy God is in thee; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is nyonye ewse, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God. + +(⌒▽⌒)☆ *notices bulge* 4-45:15 Vewiwy t-thou awt a God that hidest xDD t-thysewf, O-O God of I-Iswaew, t-the +S-Saviouw. + +45:16 They shaww be a-ashamed, and awso confounded, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of (=`ω´=) t-them: they +shaww go to confusion togethew that awe (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) m-makews of idows. + +4-45:17 But Iswaew shaww be saved in t-the WOWD with an evewwasting +sawvation: ye shaww nyot be a-ashamed (=`ω´=) n-nyow confounded wowwd without end. + +45:18 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD that cweated t-the heavens; God himsewf +that |･ω･) f-fowmed t-the eawth and m-made it; he hath estabwished it, he cweated +it nyot in vain, he |･ω･) f-fowmed it to be inhabited: I am t-the WOWD; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is nyonye ewse. + +45:19 I have nyot spoken in secwet, in a dawk pwace of t-the eawth: I +said nyot u-unto t-the seed of Jacob, S-Seek ye m-me in vain: I t-the WOWD speak +wighteousnyess, I decwawe things that awe wight. + +45:20 A-Assembwe youwsewves and come; d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw togethew, ye that awe +escaped of t-the n-nyations: they have nyo k-knyowwedge that s-set up t-the w-wood of +theiw gwaven image, and p-pway u-unto a (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god that c-cannyot save. + +4-45:21 Teww ye, and bwing t-them n-nyeaw; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet t-them o(>ω<)o t-take counsew +togethew: who hath d-decwawed this fwom (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient time? who hath towd it +fwom that time? have nyot I t-the WOWD? and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God ewse beside +m-me; a just God and a Saviouw; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye beside me. + +4-45:22 Wook u-unto me, and be ye saved, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +am G-God, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye ewse. + +45:23 I have swown by mysewf, t-the wowd is gonye out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth in +wighteousnyess, and shaww nyot wetuwn, That u-unto m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy k-knyee shaww +b-bow, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy tongue shaww sweaw. + +4-45:24 Suwewy, shaww onye say, in t-the WOWD have I wighteousnyess and +stwength: even to him shaww men come; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe incensed +against him shaww be a-ashamed. + +45:25 In t-the WOWD shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed of Iswaew be justified, and shaww +gwowy. + +46:1 Bew b-boweth down, Nyebo stoopeth, theiw idows wewe upon t-the beasts, +and upon t-the cattwe: youw c-cawwiages wewe h-heavy woaden; they awe a +^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden to t-the weawy beast. + +46:2 They stoop, they bow down togethew; they couwd nyot d-dewivew t-the +buwden, but themsewves awe gonye into captivity. + +46:3 Heawken u-unto me, O-O house of Jacob, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of t-the +house of I-Iswaew, which awe (￣ω￣) b-bownye by m-me fwom t-the b-bewwy, which awe +cawwied fwom t-the womb: 4-46:4 And even to youw o-owd age I am h-he; and even +to hoaw haiws wiww I cawwy you: I have made, and I wiww beaw; even I +wiww c-cawwy, and wiww d-dewivew you. + +46:5 To whom wiww ye wiken me, and make m-me equaw, and (o-_-o) c-compawe me, that +we may be wike? 46:6 They wavish gowd out of t-the bag, and weigh +s-siwvew in t-the bawance, and h-hiwe a gowdsmith; and he m-maketh it a god: +they faww down, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they wowship. + +46:7 They beaw him upon t-the (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, they cawwy him, and s-set him in +his pwace, and he s-standeth; fwom his pwace shaww he nyot wemove: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +onye shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet c-can he nyot a-answew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-save him out of his +twoubwe. + +46:8 Wemembew this, and s-shew youwsewves m-men: bwing it again to mind, O-O +ye twansgwessows. + +46:9 Wemembew t-the f-fowmew things of owd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am G-God, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyonye ewse; I am G-God, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike me, (/ =ω=)/ 4-46:10 :33 *screams* D-Decwawing t-the +end fwom t-the beginnying, and fwom (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient times t-the things that awe nyot +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet donye, s-saying, My counsew shaww stand, and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pweasuwe: 46:11 Cawwing a wavenyous biwd fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, t-the man that +executeth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsew fwom a faw c-countwy: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I have spoken it, I wiww +awso bwing it to pass; I have p-puwposed it, I wiww awso (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +46:12 Heawken u-unto me, ye stoutheawted, that awe faw fwom +wighteousnyess: 46:13 I bwing (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess; it shaww nyot be +faw off, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation shaww nyot tawwy: and I wiww pwace sawvation +in Zion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy. + +47:1 Come down, and sit in t-the dust, O-O viwgin daughtew of Babywon, sit +on t-the gwound: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo t-thwonye, O-O daughtew of t-the Chawdeans: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-thou shawt nyo mowe be cawwed tendew and dewicate. + +47:2 Take t-the miwwstonyes, and gwind meaw: uncovew thy wocks, make bawe +t-the w-weg, uncovew t-the thigh, pass o-ovew t-the wivews. + +47:3 Thy nyakednyess shaww be uncovewed, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, thy shame shaww be seen: I +wiww o(>ω<)o t-take vengeance, and I wiww nyot meet thee as a m-man. + +47:4 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw wedeemew, t-the WOWD of hosts is his nyame, t-the Howy Onye +of Iswaew. + +47:5 Sit t-thou siwent, and get thee into dawknyess, O-O daughtew of t-the +Chawdeans: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyo mowe be cawwed, The wady of k-kingdoms. + +47:6 I w-was wwoth with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, I have powwuted minye inhewitance, and +given t-them into thinye hand: t-thou didst s-shew t-them nyo m-mewcy; upon t-the +(＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient hast t-thou vewy heaviwy w-waid thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ y-yoke. + +47:7 And t-thou saidst, I shaww be a wady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: so that t-thou didst +nyot way these things to thy heawt, nyeithew didst (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the wattew +end of it. + +47:8 Thewefowe h-heaw nyow this, t-thou that awt given to p-pweasuwes, that +dwewwest cawewesswy, that sayest in thinye heawt, I am, and nyonye ewse +beside m-me; I shaww nyot sit as a widow, nyeithew shaww I knyow t-the w-woss +of chiwdwen: 47:9 But these two things shaww come to thee in a moment +in onye day, t-the w-woss of c-chiwdwen, and widowhood: they shaww come upon +thee in theiw pewfection (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of thy sowcewies, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the gweat a-abundance of thinye enchantments. + +47:10 Fow t-thou hast twusted in thy wickednyess: t-thou hast said, N-Nyonye +seeth me. Thy wisdom and thy knyowwedge, it hath pewvewted thee; and +t-thou hast said in thinye heawt, I am, and nyonye ewse beside me. + +47:11 Thewefowe shaww eviw come upon thee; t-thou shawt nyot knyow fwom +whence it wiseth: and mischief shaww faww upon thee; t-thou shawt nyot be +abwe to put it off: and desowation shaww come upon thee suddenwy, +which t-thou shawt nyot knyow. + +47:12 Stand nyow with thinye enchantments, and with t-the muwtitude of thy +sowcewies, whewein t-thou hast wabouwed fwom thy youth; if so be t-thou +shawt be abwe to pwofit, if so be t-thou mayest pwevaiw. + +4-47:13 T-Thou awt weawied in t-the muwtitude of thy c-counsews. Wet nyow t-the +astwowogews, t-the stawgazews, t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ m-monthwy pwognyosticatows, stand up, +and s-save thee fwom these things that shaww come upon thee. + +47:14 Behowd, they shaww be as stubbwe; t-the fiwe shaww buwn t-them; they +shaww nyot d-dewivew themsewves fwom t-the p-powew of t-the fwame: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww +nyot be a coaw to wawm at, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fiwe to sit befowe it. + +4-47:15 T-Thus shaww they be u-unto thee with whom t-thou hast wabouwed, even +thy mewchants, fwom thy youth: they shaww wandew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his +q-quawtew; nyonye shaww s-save thee. + +4-48:1 Heaw ye this, O-O house of Jacob, which awe cawwed by t-the nyame of +I-Iswaew, and awe come fowth out of t-the watews of Judah, which sweaw by +t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, and make mention of t-the God of I-Iswaew, but nyot +in twuth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +48:2 Fow they caww themsewves of t-the h-howy city, and stay themsewves +upon t-the God of I-Iswaew; The WOWD of hosts is his nyame. + +4-48:3 I have d-decwawed t-the f-fowmew things fwom t-the beginnying; and they +went fowth out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and I shewed t-them; I did t-them suddenwy, +and they came to pass. + +4-48:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I knyew that t-thou awt obstinyate, and thy nyeck is an (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon +sinyew, and thy bwow bwass; 48:5 I have even fwom t-the beginnying +d-decwawed it to thee; befowe it came to pass I shewed it t-thee: west +t-thou shouwdest say, M-Minye idow hath donye t-them, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwaven image, and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mowten image, hath commanded them. + +48:6 T-Thou hast heawd, s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this; and wiww nyot ye decwawe it? I have +shewed thee nyew things fwom this time, even ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden things, and t-thou +didst nyot knyow them. + +48:7 They awe cweated n-nyow, and nyot fwom t-the beginnying; even befowe t-the +day when t-thou heawdest t-them n-nyot; west t-thou shouwdest say, Behowd, I +knyew them. + +48:8 Yea, t-thou heawdest n-nyot; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou knyewest n-nyot; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, fwom that +time that thinye eaw w-was nyot openyed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyew that t-thou wouwdest d-deaw +vewy tweachewouswy, and wast cawwed a twansgwessow fwom t-the womb. + +4-48:9 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake wiww I defew minye angew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwaise +wiww I wefwain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, that I cut thee nyot off. + +4-48:10 Behowd, I have w-wefinyed thee, but nyot with s-siwvew; I have chosen +thee in t-the fuwnyace of affwiction. + +48:11 Fow minye own sake, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye own sake, wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow how +shouwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame be powwuted? and I wiww nyot g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy u-unto anyothew. + +o(>< )o 4-48:12 Heawken u-unto me, O-O J-Jacob and I-Iswaew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cawwed; I am h-he; I am +t-the fiwst, I awso am t-the wast. + +48:13 M-Minye hand awso hath w-waid t-the f-foundation of t-the eawth, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wight hand hath spannyed t-the h-heavens: when I caww u-unto t-them, they stand +up togethew. + +4-48:14 Aww ye, assembwe youwsewves, and heaw; which among t-them hath +d-decwawed these (o^▽^o) t-things? The WOWD hath woved him: he wiww (^-^*)/ d-do his +pweasuwe on Babywon, and his a-awm shaww be on t-the Chawdeans. + +4-48:15 I, even I, have spoken; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I have cawwed him: I have b-bwought +him, and he shaww make his w-way pwospewous. + +4-48:16 Come ye (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto me, h-heaw ye this; I have nyot spoken in secwet +fwom t-the beginnying; fwom t-the time that it was, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe am I-I: and nyow t-the +Wowd GOD, and his S-Spiwit, hath sent me. + +48:17 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, thy Wedeemew, t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew; I am +t-the WOWD thy God which t-teacheth thee to pwofit, which weadeth thee by +t-the w-way that t-thou shouwdest go. + +48:18 O-O that t-thou hadst heawkenyed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments! t-then h-had thy +peace b-been as a wivew, and thy wighteousnyess as t-the waves of t-the sea: +48:19 Thy seed awso h-had b-been as t-the sand, and t-the o-offspwing of thy +b-bowews w-wike t-the gwavew t-theweof; his nyame shouwd nyot have b-been cut off +(=`ω´=) n-nyow destwoyed fwom befowe me. + +48:20 Go ye fowth of Babywon, fwee ye fwom t-the C-Chawdeans, with a voice +of singing decwawe ye, teww this, uttew it even to t-the end of t-the +eawth; say ye, The WOWD hath wedeemed his sewvant Jacob. + +48:21 And they thiwsted nyot when he w-wed t-them thwough t-the desewts: he +caused t-the watews to fwow out of t-the w-wock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: he (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave t-the w-wock +awso, and t-the watews gushed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +48:22 Thewe is nyo p-peace, saith t-the WOWD, u-unto t-the wicked. + +49:1 Wisten, O-O iswes, u-unto m-me; and h-heawken, ye p-peopwe, fwom faw; The +WOWD hath cawwed m-me fwom t-the womb; fwom t-the b-bowews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew hath +he m-made mention of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. + +49:2 And he hath m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth w-wike a shawp swowd; in t-the shadow of +his hand hath he hid me, and m-made m-me a powished shaft; in his ^w^ q-quivew +hath he hid m-me; 49:3 And said u-unto me, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, O-O I-Iswaew, +in whom I wiww be ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. + +49:4 T-Then I said, I have wabouwed in vain, I have spent o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought, and in vain: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet suwewy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment is with t-the WOWD, and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowk with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +49:5 And n-nyow, saith t-the WOWD that |･ω･) f-fowmed m-me fwom t-the womb to be his +s-sewvant, to bwing J-Jacob again to him, Though Iswaew be nyot gathewed, +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww I be gwowious in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God shaww be +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-stwength. + +49:6 And he said, I-It is a wight t-thing that t-thou shouwdest be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sewvant to w-waise up t-the twibes of Jacob, and to westowe t-the pwesewved +of Iswaew: I wiww awso g-give thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight to t-the G-Gentiwes, that +t-thou mayest be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation u-unto t-the end of t-the eawth. + +49:7 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the Wedeemew of I-Iswaew, and his Howy Onye, to +him whom man despiseth, to him whom t-the nyation abhowweth, to a sewvant +of wuwews, Kings shaww s-see and a-awise, pwinces awso shaww wowship, +because of t-the WOWD that is f-faithfuw, and t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, and +he shaww choose thee. + +49:8 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, In an acceptabwe time have I heawd thee, and +in a day of sawvation have I hewped t-thee: and I wiww pwesewve thee, +and g-give thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-covenyant of t-the p-peopwe, to estabwish t-the eawth, to +c-cause to i-inhewit t-the desowate h-hewitages; 49:9 That t-thou mayest say to +t-the pwisonyews, Go fowth; to t-them that awe in dawknyess, Shew +y-youwsewves. They shaww feed in t-the ways, and theiw xDD p-pastuwes shaww be +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww high pwaces. + +49:10 They shaww nyot h-hungew (=`ω´=) n-nyow thiwst; nyeithew shaww t-the heat (=`ω´=) n-nyow sun +smite (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that hath (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on t-them shaww wead t-them, even by +t-the spwings of w-watew shaww he guide them. + +49:11 And I wiww make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mountains a way, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my highways shaww be +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +49:12 Behowd, these shaww come fwom faw: and, wo, these fwom t-the nyowth +and fwom t-the w-west; and these fwom t-the wand of Sinyim. + +49:13 Sing, O-O heavens; and be joyfuw, O-O eawth; and bweak fowth into +s-singing, O-O mountains: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath c-comfowted his p-peopwe, and wiww +have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon his affwicted. + +49:14 But Zion said, The WOWD hath fowsaken me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd hath +fowgotten me. + +4-49:15 Can a woman fowget hew sucking chiwd, that she shouwd nyot have +compassion on t-the son of hew womb? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they may f-fowget, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I +nyot fowget thee. + +49:16 Behowd, I have gwaven thee upon t-the pawms of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands; thy wawws +awe continyuawwy befowe me. + +49:17 Thy chiwdwen shaww make haste; thy d-destwoyews and they that m-made +thee waste shaww go fowth of thee. + +49:18 W-Wift up thinye eyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and behowd: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these gathew +themsewves togethew, and come to thee. As I wive, saith t-the WOWD, t-thou +shawt suwewy cwothe thee with t-them a-aww, as with an ownyament, and bind +t-them on thee, as a bwide doeth. + +4-49:19 Fow thy waste and thy desowate pwaces, and t-the wand of thy +destwuction, shaww even nyow be too nyawwow by w-weason of t-the +i-inhabitants, and they that swawwowed thee up shaww be faw away. + +49:20 The chiwdwen which t-thou shawt have, aftew t-thou hast wost t-the +othew, shaww say again in thinye eaws, The pwace is too s-stwait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: +g-give pwace to m-me that I may dweww. + +4-49:21 T-Then shawt t-thou say in thinye heawt, Who hath begotten m-me these, +seeing I have wost o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, and am d-desowate, a captive, and +w-wemoving to and fwo? and who hath b-bwought up these? Behowd, I w-was weft +awonye; these, whewe h-had they b-been? 49:22 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, +Behowd, I wiww wift up minye hand to t-the G-Gentiwes, and s-set up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +standawd to t-the peopwe: and they shaww bwing thy sons in theiw awms, +and thy daughtews shaww be cawwied upon theiw shouwdews. + +49:23 And kings shaww be thy nyuwsing fathews, and theiw q-queens thy +nyuwsing m-mothews: they shaww bow down to thee with theiw f-face towawd +t-the eawth, and wick up t-the dust of thy feet; and t-thou shawt knyow that +I am t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww nyot be a-ashamed that wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +49:24 Shaww t-the pwey be taken fwom t-the mighty, ow t-the wawfuw captive +dewivewed? 49:25 But thus saith t-the WOWD, Even t-the captives of t-the +mighty shaww be taken away, and t-the pwey of t-the t-tewwibwe shaww be +dewivewed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww contend with him that contendeth with thee, and +I wiww s-save thy chiwdwen. + +49:26 And I wiww feed t-them that o(>ω<)o o-oppwess thee with theiw own fwesh; and +they shaww be dwunken with theiw own bwood, as with sweet winye: and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh shaww knyow that I t-the WOWD am thy x3 *screams* S-Saviouw and thy Wedeemew, +t-the mighty Onye of Jacob. + +5-50:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Whewe is t-the biww of youw (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's +divowcement, whom I have put away? ow which of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-cweditows is it to +whom I have sowd y-you? Behowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw inyiquities have ye sowd +youwsewves, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw twansgwessions is youw mothew put away. + +50:2 Whewefowe, when I came, w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo man? when I cawwed, w-was +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyonye to answew? Is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand showtenyed a-at a-aww, that it c-cannyot +wedeem? ow have I nyo p-powew to d-dewivew? b-behowd, a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my webuke I dwy up +t-the sea, I make t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews a wiwdewnyess: theiw fish stinketh, because +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo watew, and dieth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thiwst. + +50:3 I cwothe t-the h-heavens with b-bwacknyess, and I make (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth theiw +covewing. + +50:4 The Wowd GOD hath given m-me t-the tongue of t-the weawnyed, that I +shouwd knyow how to speak a wowd in season to him that is w-weawy: he +wakenyeth mownying by m-mownying, he wakenyeth minye eaw to h-heaw as t-the +weawnyed. + +5-50:5 The Wowd GOD hath openyed minye eaw, and I w-was nyot webewwious, +nyeithew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away back. + +50:6 I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my back to t-the smitews, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cheeks to t-them that p-pwucked +off t-the haiw: I hid nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom shame and spitting. + +5-50:7 Fow t-the Wowd GOD wiww hewp m-me; thewefowe shaww I nyot be +confounded: thewefowe have I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face w-wike a fwint, and I knyow that +I shaww nyot be a-ashamed. + +50:8 He is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw that justifieth m-me; who wiww contend with m-me? wet us +stand togethew: who is minye advewsawy? wet him come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to me. + +50:9 Behowd, t-the Wowd GOD wiww hewp m-me; who is he that shaww c-condemn +m-me? wo, they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww wax o-owd as a gawment; t-the ^w^ m-moth shaww e-eat t-them +(＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +50:10 Who is among you that feaweth t-the WOWD, that o-obeyeth t-the voice +of his s-sewvant, that w-wawketh in dawknyess, and hath nyo wight? wet him +t-twust in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, and stay upon his God. + +50:11 Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that kindwe a f-fiwe, that compass youwsewves about +with spawks: wawk in t-the wight of youw f-fiwe, and in t-the spawks that ye +have kindwed. This shaww ye have of minye hand; ye shaww w-wie down in +\(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. + +51:1 Heawken to me, ye that fowwow aftew wighteousnyess, ye that seek +t-the WOWD: wook u-unto t-the w-wock whence ye awe hewn, and to t-the h-howe of +t-the p-pit whence ye awe digged. + +51:2 Wook u-unto A-Abwaham youw fathew, and u-unto Sawah that bawe you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +I cawwed him awonye, and bwessed him, and incweased h-him. + +(-ω-、) 5-51:3 Fow t-the WOWD shaww comfowt Z-Zion: he wiww comfowt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew waste +(*^‿^*) p-pwaces; and he wiww make hew wiwdewnyess w-wike Eden, and hew desewt w-wike +t-the gawden of t-the WOWD; joy and gwadnyess shaww be f-found thewein, +thanksgiving, and t-the voice of mewody. + +51:4 Heawken u-unto me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and g-give eaw u-unto me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww pwoceed fwom me, and I wiww make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment to w-west +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight of t-the peopwe. + +51:5 My wighteousnyess is n-nyeaw; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation is gonye fowth, and minye +awms shaww j-judge t-the peopwe; t-the iswes shaww wait upon me, and on minye +a-awm shaww they twust. + +51:6 W-Wift up youw eyes to t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and wook upon t-the eawth +benyeath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-heavens shaww vanyish away w-wike smoke, and t-the eawth +shaww wax o-owd w-wike a gawment, and they that dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww die in +w-wike mannyew: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess +shaww nyot be a-abowished. + +5-51:7 Heawken u-unto me, ye that knyow wighteousnyess, t-the peopwe in whose +heawt is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw; f-feaw ye nyot t-the wepwoach of men, nyeithew be ye afwaid +of theiw weviwings. + +51:8 Fow t-the ^w^ m-moth shaww e-eat t-them up w-wike a gawment, and t-the wowm shaww +e-eat t-them w-wike woow: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sawvation fwom genyewation to genyewation. + +51:9 Awake, awake, put on stwength, O-O a-awm of t-the WOWD; awake, as in +t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient days, in t-the genyewations of owd. Awt t-thou nyot it that hath +cut W-Wahab, and w-wounded t-the dwagon? 51:10 Awt t-thou nyot it which hath +dwied t-the sea, t-the watews of t-the gweat deep; that hath m-made t-the depths +of t-the sea a w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wansomed to pass o-ovew? 51:11 Thewefowe t-the +wedeemed of t-the WOWD shaww wetuwn, and come with singing u-unto Zion; +and evewwasting joy shaww be upon theiw head: they shaww obtain +gwadnyess and j-joy; and sowwow and mouwnying shaww fwee away. + +51:12 I, even I, am he that comfowteth you: who awt thou, that t-thou +shouwdest be afwaid of a man that shaww die, and of t-the son of man +which shaww be m-made as gwass; 51:13 And f-fowgettest t-the WOWD thy makew, +that hath stwetched fowth t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and w-waid t-the foundations of t-the +eawth; and hast feawed continyuawwy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day because of t-the fuwy of +t-the o-oppwessow, as if he wewe weady to (✯◡✯) d-destwoy? and whewe is t-the fuwy +of t-the o-oppwessow? 5-51:14 The captive e-exiwe hastenyeth that he may be +woosed, and that he shouwd nyot die in t-the pit, (=`ω´=) n-nyow that his bwead +shouwd faiw. + +51:15 But I am t-the WOWD thy G-God, that d-divided t-the sea, whose waves +woawed: The WOWD of hosts is his nyame. + +51:16 And I have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds in thy mouth, and I have covewed thee in +t-the shadow of minye hand, that I may pwant t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and way t-the +foundations of t-the eawth, and say u-unto Zion, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +51:17 Awake, awake, stand up, O-O J-Jewusawem, which hast dwunk a-at t-the +hand of t-the WOWD t-the cup of his fuwy; t-thou hast dwunken t-the dwegs of +t-the cup of twembwing, and wwung t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +51:18 Thewe is nyonye to guide hew among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons whom she hath +b-bwought fowth; nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any that taketh hew by t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the sons that she hath b-bwought (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +5-51:19 These two things awe come u-unto thee; who shaww be sowwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee? desowation, and destwuction, and t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and t-the (--_--) s-swowd: by +whom shaww I comfowt thee? 51:20 Thy sons have fainted, they w-wie a-at +t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, as a wiwd buww in a nyet: they awe f-fuww of +t-the fuwy of t-the WOWD, t-the webuke of thy God. + +51:21 Thewefowe h-heaw nyow this, t-thou a-affwicted, and dwunken, but nyot +with winye: 51:22 T-Thus saith thy Wowd t-the WOWD, and thy God that +p-pweadeth t-the c-cause of his p-peopwe, Behowd, I have taken out of thinye +hand t-the cup of twembwing, even t-the dwegs of t-the cup of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy; t-thou +shawt nyo mowe dwink it ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: 51:23 But I wiww put it into t-the hand of +t-them that affwict thee; which have said to thy s-souw, Bow down, that we +may go ovew: and t-thou hast w-waid thy body as t-the g-gwound, and as t-the +stweet, to t-them that went ovew. + +52:1 Awake, awake; put on thy stwength, O-O Zion; put on thy beautifuw +gawments, O-O J-Jewusawem, t-the h-howy city: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hencefowth (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo +mowe come into thee t-the u-unciwcumcised and t-the uncwean. + +52:2 S-Shake t-thysewf fwom t-the dust; a-awise, and sit down, O-O Jewusawem: +woose t-thysewf fwom t-the bands of thy nyeck, O-O captive daughtew of Z-Zion. + +52:3 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Ye have sowd youwsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought; and +ye shaww be wedeemed without monyey. + +52:4 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, My peopwe went down afowetime into +Egypt to sojouwn thewe; and t-the Assywian oppwessed t-them without cause. + +5-52:5 Nyow thewefowe, what have I hewe, saith t-the WOWD, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe +is taken away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought? they that w-wuwe o-ovew t-them make t-them to howw, +saith t-the WOWD; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame continyuawwy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day is bwasphemed. + +52:6 Thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: thewefowe they shaww knyow +in that day that I am he that doth speak: b-behowd, it is I. + +52:7 How beautifuw upon t-the mountains awe t-the feet of him that +bwingeth g-good tidings, that pubwisheth peace; that bwingeth g-good +tidings of g-good, that pubwisheth sawvation; that saith u-unto Zion, Thy +God w-weignyeth! 52:8 Thy w-watchmen shaww wift up t-the v-voice; with t-the +voice togethew shaww they s-sing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww s-see eye to eye, when +t-the WOWD shaww bwing again Z-Zion. + +5-52:9 Bweak fowth into joy, sing togethew, ye waste pwaces of +Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath c-comfowted his p-peopwe, he hath wedeemed +Jewusawem. + +52:10 The WOWD hath m-made bawe his h-howy a-awm in t-the eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +nyations; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth shaww s-see t-the sawvation of ouw +God. + +(x_x)V 5-52:11 Depawt ye, depawt ye, go ye out fwom thence, touch nyo uncwean +thing; go ye out of t-the m-midst of hew; be ye cwean, that beaw t-the +vessews of t-the WOWD. + +52:12 Fow ye shaww nyot go out with haste, (=`ω´=) n-nyow go by fwight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD wiww go befowe you; and t-the God of Iswaew wiww be youw wewewawd. + +52:13 Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant shaww d-deaw pwudentwy, he shaww be exawted and +e-extowwed, and be vewy high. + +52:14 As many wewe astonyied a-at thee; his visage w-was so mawwed mowe +than any ^.^ m-man, and his f-fowm mowe than t-the sons of m-men: 52:15 S-So shaww +he spwinkwe many nyations; t-the kings shaww s-shut theiw mouths a-at him: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which h-had nyot b-been towd t-them shaww they see; and that which +they h-had nyot heawd shaww they c-considew. + +53:1 Who hath bewieved ouw wepowt? and to whom is t-the a-awm of t-the WOWD +weveawed? 53:2 Fow he shaww gwow up befowe him as a tendew pwant, and +as a woot out of a dwy gwound: he hath nyo f-fowm (=`ω´=) n-nyow ^w^ c-comewinyess; and +when we shaww s-see him, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo b-beauty that we shouwd d-desiwe h-him. + +53:3 He is (>_<) d-despised and wejected of men; a man of sowwows, and +acquainted with g-gwief: and we hid as it wewe ouw faces fwom h-him; he +w-was d-despised, and we esteemed him n-nyot. + +53:4 S-Suwewy he hath (￣ω￣) b-bownye ouw gwiefs, and cawwied ouw sowwows: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet we +did (＃`Д´) e-esteem him stwicken, smitten of G-God, and affwicted. + +53:5 But he w-was w-wounded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw twansgwessions, he w-was bwuised (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw +inyiquities: t-the chastisement of ouw peace w-was upon h-him; and with his +stwipes we awe heawed. + +5-53:6 Aww we w-wike sheep have gonye a-astway; we have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to +his own way; and t-the WOWD hath w-waid on him t-the i-inyiquity of us aww. + +5-53:7 He w-was oppwessed, and he w-was a-affwicted, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he openyed nyot his +m-mouth: he is b-bwought as a wamb to t-the swaughtew, and as a sheep befowe +hew s-sheawews is dumb, so he openyeth nyot his mouth. + +5-53:8 He w-was taken fwom pwison and fwom judgment: and who shaww decwawe +his (o_O)! g-genyewation? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was cut off out of t-the wand of t-the wiving: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the twansgwession of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe w-was he stwicken. + +5-53:9 And he m-made his gwave with t-the w-wicked, and with t-the wich in his +death; because he h-had donye nyo viowence, nyeithew w-was any d-deceit in his +mouth. + +53:10 Y-Yet it pweased t-the WOWD to bwuise h-him; he hath put him to g-gwief: +when t-thou shawt make his souw an offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin, he shaww s-see his +seed, he shaww pwowong his days, and t-the pweasuwe of t-the WOWD shaww +p-pwospew in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +53:11 He shaww s-see of t-the twavaiw of his s-souw, and shaww be satisfied: +by his k-knyowwedge shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteous sewvant justify many; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww +beaw theiw inyiquities. + +53:12 Thewefowe wiww I divide him a powtion with t-the g-gweat, and he +shaww divide t-the spoiw with t-the stwong; because he hath pouwed out his +souw u-unto (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: and he w-was nyumbewed with t-the twansgwessows; and he +bawe t-the sin of many, and m-made intewcession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twansgwessows. + +54:1 Sing, O-O bawwen, t-thou that didst nyot beaw; bweak fowth into +s-singing, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy a-awoud, t-thou that didst nyot twavaiw with chiwd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +mowe awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the desowate than t-the chiwdwen of t-the mawwied +wife, saith t-the WOWD. + +(^ω~) 5-54:2 Enwawge t-the pwace of thy tent, and wet t-them s-stwetch fowth t-the +cuwtains of thinye h-habitations: spawe nyot, w-wengthen thy c-cowds, and +stwengthen thy s-stakes; 54:3 Fow t-thou shawt bweak fowth on t-the wight +hand and on t-the weft; and thy seed shaww i-inhewit t-the G-Gentiwes, and +make t-the desowate c-cities to be i-inhabited. + +54:4 Feaw n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyot be ashamed: nyeithew be t-thou +c-confounded; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyot be put to shame: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt fowget +t-the shame of thy youth, and shawt nyot (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the wepwoach of thy +widowhood any mowe. + +54:5 Fow thy Makew is thinye h-husband; t-the WOWD of hosts is his nyame; +and thy Wedeemew t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew; The God of t-the w-whowe eawth +shaww he be cawwed. + +54:6 Fow t-the WOWD hath cawwed thee as a woman fowsaken and g-gwieved in +spiwit, and a wife of youth, when t-thou wast w-wefused, saith thy God. + +54:7 Fow a smaww moment have I fowsaken thee; but with gweat mewcies +wiww I gathew thee. + +54:8 In a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe wwath I hid o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a moment; but with +evewwasting k-kindnyess wiww I have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on thee, saith t-the WOWD thy +Wedeemew. + +54:9 Fow this is as t-the watews of N-Nyoah u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as I have swown +that t-the watews of N-Nyoah shouwd nyo mowe go o-ovew t-the eawth; so have I +swown that I w-wouwd nyot be wwoth with thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow webuke thee. + +54:10 Fow t-the mountains shaww depawt, and t-the hiwws be wemoved; but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +k-kindnyess shaww nyot depawt fwom thee, nyeithew shaww t-the c-covenyant of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peace be w-wemoved, saith t-the WOWD that hath (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on thee. + +54:11 O-O t-thou a-affwicted, t-tossed with tempest, and nyot comfowted, +b-behowd, I wiww way thy s-stonyes with f-faiw cowouws, and way thy +foundations with sapphiwes. + +54:12 And I wiww make thy windows of agates, and thy gates of +cawbuncwes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy b-bowdews of pweasant stonyes. + +54:13 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy chiwdwen shaww be taught of t-the WOWD; and gweat +shaww be t-the peace of thy chiwdwen. + +54:14 In wighteousnyess shawt t-thou be estabwished: t-thou shawt be faw +fwom oppwession; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyot feaw: and fwom tewwow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it +shaww nyot come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw thee. + +54:15 Behowd, they shaww suwewy gathew togethew, but nyot by me: +w-whosoevew shaww gathew togethew against thee shaww faww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake. + +54:16 Behowd, I have cweated t-the s-smith that bwoweth t-the coaws in t-the +f-fiwe, and that bwingeth fowth an instwument (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wowk; and I have +cweated t-the >w< w-wastew to d-destwoy. + +54:17 N-Nyo w-weapon that is |･ω･) f-fowmed against thee shaww pwospew; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +tongue that shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise against thee in j-judgment t-thou shawt condemn. +This is t-the hewitage of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD, and theiw +wighteousnyess is of me, saith t-the WOWD. + +55:1 Ho, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that thiwsteth, come ye to t-the w-watews, and he that +hath nyo m-monyey; come ye, buy, and eat; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, come, buy winye and miwk +without monyey and without p-pwice. + +55:2 Whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do ye s-spend monyey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which is nyot bwead? and youw +wabouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which s-satisfieth nyot? heawken diwigentwy u-unto me, and +e-eat ye that which is g-good, and wet youw souw dewight itsewf in +f-fatnyess. + +(つ≧▽≦)つ *screams* 5-55:3 Incwinye youw eaw, and come u-unto me: h-heaw, and youw souw shaww +wive; and I wiww make an evewwasting c-covenyant with y-you, even t-the suwe +mewcies of David. + +5-55:4 Behowd, I have given him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess to t-the p-peopwe, a w-weadew +and commandew to t-the peopwe. + +55:5 Behowd, t-thou shawt caww a nyation that t-thou k-knyowest nyot, and +nyations that knyew nyot thee shaww w-wun u-unto thee because of t-the WOWD thy +G-God, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath gwowified thee. + +55:6 S-Seek ye t-the WOWD whiwe he may be found, caww ye upon him whiwe he +is nyeaw: 55:7 Wet t-the wicked fowsake his way, and t-the unwighteous man +his thoughts: and wet him (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the WOWD, and he wiww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +upon h-him; and to ouw G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww abundantwy pawdon. + +55:8 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thoughts awe nyot youw thoughts, nyeithew awe youw ways o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +ways, saith t-the WOWD. + +55:9 Fow as t-the h-heavens awe highew than t-the eawth, so awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways +highew than youw ways, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thoughts than youw thoughts. + +55:10 Fow as t-the wain cometh down, and t-the s-snyow fwom heaven, and +wetuwnyeth nyot thithew, but w-wateweth t-the eawth, and m-maketh it bwing +fowth and bud, that it may g-give seed to t-the sowew, and bwead to t-the +eatew: 5-55:11 S-So shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd be that goeth fowth out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mouth: it +shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto m-me void, but it shaww accompwish that which I +pwease, and it shaww p-pwospew in t-the t-thing w-wheweto I sent it. + +55:12 Fow ye shaww go out with joy, and be w-wed fowth with peace: t-the +mountains and t-the hiwws shaww bweak fowth befowe you into s-singing, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of t-the fiewd shaww cwap theiw hands. + +55:13 Instead of t-the thown shaww come up t-the fiw twee, and instead of +t-the bwiew shaww come up t-the m-mywtwe twee: and it shaww be to t-the WOWD +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a nyame, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an evewwasting (*´▽`*) s-sign that shaww nyot be cut off. + +56:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Keep ye j-judgment, and (^-^*)/ d-do justice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sawvation is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to come, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess to be w-weveawed. + +56:2 Bwessed is t-the man that doeth this, and t-the son of man that +wayeth h-howd on it; that keepeth t-the sabbath fwom powwuting it, and +keepeth his hand fwom doing any \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +56:3 N-Nyeithew wet t-the son of t-the s-stwangew, that hath j-joinyed himsewf to +t-the WOWD, speak, s-saying, The WOWD hath u-uttewwy sepawated m-me fwom his +peopwe: nyeithew wet t-the eunyuch say, Behowd, I am a dwy t-twee. + +56:4 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto t-the eunyuchs that keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, +and choose t-the things that pwease me, and o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant; +56:5 Even u-unto t-them wiww I g-give in minye house and within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wawws a +pwace and a nyame bettew than of sons and of daughtews: I wiww g-give +t-them an evewwasting nyame, that shaww nyot be cut off. + +56:6 Awso t-the sons of t-the s-stwangew, that join themsewves to t-the WOWD, +to sewve him, and to wove t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, to be his sewvants, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that keepeth t-the sabbath fwom powwuting it, and taketh h-howd +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant; 56:7 Even t-them wiww I bwing to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain, and +make t-them joyfuw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house of p-pwayew: theiw buwnt offewings and +theiw s-sacwifices shaww be accepted upon minye awtaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye house +shaww be cawwed an house of pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe. + +56:8 The Wowd GOD, which gatheweth t-the outcasts of Iswaew saith, Y-Yet +wiww I gathew othews to him, beside those that awe gathewed u-unto h-him. + +56:9 Aww ye b-beasts of t-the fiewd, come to d-devouw, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye b-beasts in +t-the fowest. + +56:10 His w-watchmen awe bwind: they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ignyowant, they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dumb +dogs, they c-cannyot b-bawk; sweeping, wying down, w-woving to swumbew. + +56:11 Yea, they awe gweedy dogs which c-can nyevew have (T_T) *cries* e-enyough, and they +awe shephewds that c-cannyot undewstand: they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wook to theiw own way, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his g-gain, fwom his q-quawtew. + +56:12 Come ye, say they, I wiww fetch winye, and we wiww fiww ouwsewves +with stwong dwink; and to mowwow shaww be as this day, and m-much mowe +abundant. + +57:1 The wighteous p-pewisheth, and nyo man wayeth it to (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and +m-mewcifuw men awe taken away, nyonye c-considewing that t-the wighteous is +taken away fwom t-the eviw to come. + +57:2 He shaww entew into peace: they shaww w-west in theiw beds, each +onye wawking in his upwightnyess. + +5-57:3 But d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw hithew, ye sons of t-the sowcewess, t-the seed of t-the +aduwtewew and t-the whowe. + +57:4 Against whom (^-^*)/ d-do ye spowt youwsewves? against whom make ye a wide +mouth, and d-dwaw out t-the tongue? awe ye nyot chiwdwen of twansgwession, +a seed of f-fawsehood. + +57:5 Enfwaming youwsewves with idows undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee, swaying +t-the chiwdwen in t-the vawweys undew t-the c-cwifts of t-the w-wocks? 57:6 Among +t-the s-smooth s-stonyes of t-the stweam is thy powtion; they, they awe thy +wot: even to t-them hast t-thou pouwed a dwink o-offewing, t-thou hast offewed +a meat o(>< )o o-offewing. Shouwd I weceive comfowt in these? 57:7 Upon a wofty +and high mountain hast t-thou s-set thy bed: even thithew wentest t-thou up +to offew sacwifice. + +57:8 |･ω･) *shuffles closer* B-Behind t-the doows awso and t-the posts hast t-thou s-set up thy +wemembwance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast d-discovewed t-thysewf to anyothew than me, and +awt gonye up; t-thou hast e-enwawged thy bed, and m-made thee a c-covenyant with +t-them; t-thou wovedst theiw b-bed whewe t-thou sawest it. + +57:9 And t-thou wentest to t-the king with ointment, and didst incwease +thy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) p-pewfumes, and didst send thy m-messengews faw off, and didst debase +t-thysewf even u-unto heww. + +57:10 T-Thou awt weawied in t-the gweatnyess of thy way; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-saidst t-thou +nyot, Thewe is nyo hope: t-thou hast f-found t-the wife of thinye hand; +thewefowe t-thou wast nyot gwieved. + +57:11 And of whom hast t-thou b-been afwaid ow feawed, that t-thou hast +wied, and hast nyot wemembewed me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-waid it to thy heawt? have nyot I +hewd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peace even of o-owd, and t-thou f-feawest m-me nyot? 57:12 I wiww +decwawe thy wighteousnyess, and thy wowks; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww nyot pwofit +thee. + +5-57:13 When t-thou cwiest, wet thy c-companyies d-dewivew thee; but t-the wind +shaww cawwy t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww away; vanyity shaww o(>ω<)o t-take (=`ω´=) t-them: but he that putteth +his t-twust in m-me shaww possess t-the wand, and shaww i-inhewit o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy +mountain; 57:14 And shaww say, Cast ye up, cast ye up, p-pwepawe t-the +way, o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the stumbwingbwock out of t-the w-way of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *moans* 5-57:15 Fow thus saith t-the high and wofty Onye that inhabiteth etewnyity, +whose nyame is Howy; I dweww in t-the high and h-howy pwace, with him awso +that is of a contwite and humbwe spiwit, to w-wevive t-the spiwit of t-the +humbwe, and to w-wevive t-the heawt of t-the contwite onyes. + +57:16 Fow I wiww nyot contend (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, nyeithew wiww I be awways wwoth: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit shouwd faiw befowe me, and t-the s-souws which I have made. + +57:17 Fow t-the i-inyiquity of his covetousnyess w-was I w-wwoth, and smote him: +I hid me, and w-was w-wwoth, and he went on fwowawdwy in t-the w-way of his +heawt. + +57:18 I have s-seen his ways, and wiww heaw him: I wiww wead him awso, +and westowe c-comfowts u-unto him and to his mouwnyews. + +57:19 I cweate t-the fwuit of t-the wips; Peace, peace to him that is faw +off, and to him that is nyeaw, saith t-the WOWD; and I wiww heaw h-him. + +5-57:20 But t-the wicked awe w-wike t-the twoubwed sea, when it c-cannyot west, +whose watews cast up miwe and diwt. + +5-57:21 Thewe is nyo p-peace, saith o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, to t-the wicked. + +58:1 Cwy a-awoud, spawe nyot, wift up thy voice w-wike a twumpet, and s-shew +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe theiw twansgwession, and t-the house of J-Jacob theiw sins. + +58:2 Y-Yet they seek m-me d-daiwy, and dewight to knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, as a nyation +that did wighteousnyess, and fowsook nyot t-the owdinyance of theiw G-God: +they ask of m-me t-the owdinyances of justice; they o(>ω<)o t-take dewight in +appwoaching to God. + +58:3 Whewefowe have we fasted, say they, and t-thou seest nyot? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe +have we affwicted ouw s-souw, and t-thou takest nyo k-knyowwedge? Behowd, in +t-the day of youw fast ye f-find p-pweasuwe, and exact (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw wabouws. + +58:4 Behowd, ye fast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwife and debate, and to smite with t-the ต(=ω=)ต f-fist +of wickednyess: ye shaww nyot fast as ye (^-^*)/ d-do this day, to make youw voice +to be heawd on high. + +58:5 Is it such a fast that I have chosen? a day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to affwict +his souw? is it to bow down his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head as a buwwush, and to spwead +(´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth and ashes undew h-him? wiwt t-thou caww this a fast, and an +acceptabwe day to t-the WOWD? 58:6 Is nyot this t-the fast that I have +chosen? to woose t-the bands of wickednyess, to undo t-the h-heavy b-buwdens, +and to wet t-the oppwessed go fwee, and that ye bweak {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy yoke? 58:7 +Is it nyot to d-deaw thy bwead to t-the hungwy, and that t-thou bwing t-the +poow that awe cast out to thy house? when t-thou seest t-the nyaked, that +t-thou covew h-him; and that t-thou hide nyot t-thysewf fwom thinye own f-fwesh? +58:8 T-Then shaww thy wight bweak fowth as t-the m-mownying, and thinye heawth +shaww spwing fowth speediwy: and thy wighteousnyess shaww go befowe +thee; t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD shaww be thy wewewawd. + +58:9 T-Then shawt t-thou caww, and t-the WOWD shaww answew; t-thou shawt cwy, +and he shaww say, Hewe I am. If t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom t-the m-midst of thee +t-the yoke, t-the putting fowth of t-the fingew, and speaking vanyity; 58:10 +And if t-thou d-dwaw out thy souw to t-the hungwy, and s-satisfy t-the affwicted +s-souw; t-then shaww thy wight (☆ω☆) w-wise in obscuwity, and thy dawknyess be as +t-the nyoon day: 58:11 And t-the WOWD shaww guide thee c-continyuawwy, and +s-satisfy thy souw in dwought, and make fat thy b-bonyes: and t-thou shawt be +w-wike a watewed gawden, and w-wike a spwing of watew, whose watews faiw +n-nyot. + +58:12 And they that shaww be of thee shaww buiwd t-the o-owd waste pwaces: +t-thou shawt w-waise up t-the foundations of many genyewations; and t-thou +shawt be cawwed, The wepaiwew of t-the bweach, The westowew of paths to +dweww in. + +58:13 If t-thou tuwn away thy foot fwom t-the sabbath, fwom doing thy +pweasuwe on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy >_> d-day; and caww t-the sabbath a dewight, t-the h-howy of +t-the WOWD, honyouwabwe; and shawt honyouw him, nyot doing thinye own ways, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow finding thinye own p-pweasuwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow speaking thinye own wowds: 58:14 +T-Then shawt t-thou dewight t-thysewf in t-the WOWD; and I wiww c-cause thee to +wide upon t-the high pwaces of t-the eawth, and feed thee with t-the +hewitage of J-Jacob thy fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mouth of t-the WOWD hath spoken +it. + +59:1 Behowd, t-the WOWD's hand is nyot s-showtenyed, that it c-cannyot save; +nyeithew his eaw h-heavy, that it c-cannyot heaw: >w< *looks away* 5-59:2 But youw inyiquities +have sepawated b-between you and youw G-God, and youw s-sins have hid his +f-face fwom y-you, that he wiww nyot heaw. + +59:3 Fow youw h-hands awe defiwed with bwood, and youw fingews with +inyiquity; youw w-wips have spoken w-wies, youw tongue hath muttewed +pewvewsenyess. + +59:4 N-Nyonye cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow justice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any p-pweadeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow twuth: they t-twust +in v-vanyity, and speak w-wies; they conceive m-mischief, and bwing fowth +inyiquity. + +59:5 They hatch cockatwice' e-eggs, and weave t-the spidew's web: he that +eateth of theiw e-eggs dieth, and that which is cwushed bweaketh out +into a vipew. + +5-59:6 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw webs shaww nyot become gawments, nyeithew shaww they covew +themsewves with theiw wowks: theiw wowks awe wowks of inyiquity, and +t-the act of viowence is in theiw hands. + +59:7 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw feet w-wun to eviw, and they make haste to shed innyocent +b-bwood: theiw thoughts awe thoughts of inyiquity; wasting and +destwuction awe in theiw paths. + +59:8 The w-way of peace they knyow n-nyot; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo j-judgment in theiw +goings: they have m-made t-them cwooked paths: w-whosoevew goeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein +shaww nyot knyow p-peace. + +59:9 Thewefowe is j-judgment faw fwom u-us, nyeithew doth justice (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake +us: we wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wight, but (x_x)V b-behowd obscuwity; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow b-bwightnyess, but we +wawk in dawknyess. + +59:10 We gwope (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waww w-wike t-the bwind, and we gwope as if we h-had +nyo eyes: we stumbwe a-at nyoon day as in t-the nyight; we awe in desowate +pwaces as dead m-men. + +59:11 We woaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wike b-beaws, and m-mouwn sowe w-wike d-doves: we wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +j-judgment, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sawvation, but it is faw off fwom us. + +59:12 Fow ouw twansgwessions awe m-muwtipwied befowe thee, and ouw s-sins +t-testify against us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw twansgwessions awe with us; and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw +inyiquities, we knyow t-them; 59:13 In twansgwessing and wying against t-the +WOWD, and d-depawting away fwom ouw G-God, speaking oppwession and wevowt, +conceiving and uttewing fwom t-the heawt w-wowds of f-fawsehood. + +59:14 And j-judgment is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away backwawd, and justice standeth afaw +off: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow twuth is f-fawwen in t-the stweet, and equity c-cannyot entew. + +59:15 Yea, twuth faiweth; and he that depawteth fwom eviw m-maketh +himsewf a pwey: and t-the WOWD saw it, and it d-dispweased him that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was nyo judgment. + +59:16 And he saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo ^.^ m-man, and wondewed that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo +intewcessow: thewefowe his a-awm b-bwought sawvation u-unto h-him; and his +wighteousnyess, it sustainyed h-him. + +59:17 Fow he put on wighteousnyess as a bweastpwate, and an hewmet of +sawvation upon his h-head; and he put on t-the gawments of vengeance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +cwothing, and w-was (*・ω・)ﾉ c-cwad with zeaw as a cwoak. + +59:18 Accowding to theiw deeds, accowdingwy he wiww wepay, fuwy to his +advewsawies, wecompence to his enyemies; to t-the iswands he wiww wepay +wecompence. + +59:19 S-So shaww they f-feaw t-the nyame of t-the WOWD fwom t-the west, and his +gwowy fwom t-the wising of t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. When t-the enyemy shaww come in w-wike a +fwood, t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD shaww wift up a standawd against h-him. + +59:20 And t-the Wedeemew shaww come to Zion, and u-unto t-them that tuwn +fwom twansgwession in Jacob, saith t-the WOWD. + +＼(≧▽≦)／ 5-59:21 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with t-them, saith t-the WOWD; My +spiwit that is upon thee, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds which I have put in thy mouth, +shaww nyot depawt out of thy mouth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow out of t-the mouth of thy seed, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow out of t-the mouth of thy seed's seed, saith t-the WOWD, fwom +hencefowth and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +60:1 Awise, s-shinye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wight is come, and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD is +wisen upon thee. + +6-60:2 Fow, b-behowd, t-the dawknyess shaww covew t-the eawth, and gwoss +dawknyess t-the peopwe: but t-the WOWD shaww a-awise upon thee, and his gwowy +shaww be s-seen upon thee. + +60:3 And t-the G-Gentiwes shaww come to thy wight, and kings to t-the +bwightnyess of thy wising. + +60:4 W-Wift up thinye eyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and see: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they gathew +themsewves togethew, they come to t-thee: thy sons shaww come fwom faw, +and thy daughtews shaww be nyuwsed a-at thy side. + +60:5 T-Then t-thou shawt see, and fwow togethew, and thinye heawt shaww +feaw, and be enwawged; because t-the a-abundance of t-the sea shaww be +convewted u-unto thee, t-the f-fowces of t-the G-Gentiwes shaww come u-unto thee. + +6-60:6 The muwtitude of c-camews shaww covew thee, t-the dwomedawies of +Midian and E-Ephah; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they fwom Sheba shaww c-come: they shaww bwing +gowd and incense; and they shaww s-shew fowth t-the p-pwaises of t-the WOWD. + +60:7 Aww t-the f-fwocks of K-Kedaw shaww be gathewed togethew u-unto thee, t-the +wams of Nyebaioth shaww m-minyistew u-unto t-thee: they shaww come up with +acceptance on minye awtaw, and I wiww gwowify t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy. + +6-60:8 Who awe these that fwy as a c-cwoud, and as t-the doves to theiw +windows? 6-60:9 S-Suwewy t-the iswes shaww wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and t-the s-ships of +Tawshish fiwst, to bwing thy sons fwom faw, theiw s-siwvew and theiw +gowd with t-them, u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD thy G-God, and to t-the Howy Onye +of I-Iswaew, because he hath gwowified thee. + +60:10 And t-the sons of stwangews shaww buiwd up thy (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and theiw +kings shaww m-minyistew u-unto t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath I smote thee, but in +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my favouw have I h-had (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on thee. + +6-60:11 Thewefowe thy gates shaww be open continyuawwy; they shaww nyot be +s-shut day (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyight; that men may bwing u-unto thee t-the f-fowces of t-the +G-Gentiwes, and that theiw kings may be bwought. + +60:12 Fow t-the nyation and kingdom that wiww nyot sewve thee shaww +pewish; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, those nyations shaww be u-uttewwy wasted. + +6-60:13 The gwowy of Webanyon shaww come u-unto thee, t-the fiw twee, t-the +pinye twee, and t-the box togethew, to beautify t-the pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sanctuawy; and I wiww make t-the pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet gwowious. + +6-60:14 The sons awso of t-them that affwicted thee shaww come bending +u-unto thee; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that (>_<) d-despised thee shaww bow themsewves down +a-at t-the sowes of thy feet; and they shaww caww thee; The city of t-the +WOWD, The Zion of t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. + +60:15 Wheweas t-thou has b-been fowsaken and hated, so that nyo man went +thwough thee, I wiww make thee an etewnyaw excewwency, a joy of many +genyewations. + +6-60:16 T-Thou shawt awso suck t-the miwk of t-the G-Gentiwes, and shawt suck +t-the bweast of kings: and t-thou shawt knyow that I t-the WOWD am thy +x3 *screams* S-Saviouw and thy Wedeemew, t-the mighty Onye of Jacob. + +60:17 Fow bwass I wiww bwing gowd, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon I wiww bwing s-siwvew, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wood b-bwass, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-stonyes iwon: I wiww awso make thy officews +p-peace, and thinye e-exactows ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +6-60:18 Viowence shaww nyo mowe be heawd in thy wand, wasting (=`ω´=) n-nyow +destwuction within thy bowdews; but t-thou shawt caww thy wawws +Sawvation, and thy gates Pwaise. + +60:19 The sun shaww be nyo mowe thy wight by >_> d-day; nyeithew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +bwightnyess shaww t-the moon g-give wight u-unto t-thee: but t-the WOWD shaww be +u-unto thee an evewwasting wight, and thy God thy gwowy. + +60:20 Thy sun shaww nyo mowe go down; nyeithew shaww thy moon withdwaw +itsewf: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD shaww be thinye evewwasting wight, and t-the days of +thy mouwnying shaww be ended. + +60:21 Thy peopwe awso shaww be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wighteous: they shaww i-inhewit t-the +wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, t-the bwanch of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwanting, t-the wowk of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands, that I +may be ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. + +60:22 A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onye shaww become a thousand, and a smaww onye a stwong +(⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: I t-the WOWD wiww hasten it in his ^w^ t-time. + +61:1 The Spiwit of t-the Wowd GOD is upon m-me; because t-the WOWD hath +anyointed m-me to pweach g-good tidings u-unto t-the m-meek; he hath sent m-me to +bind up t-the bwokenheawted, to pwocwaim w-wibewty to t-the captives, and +t-the openying of t-the pwison to t-them that awe bound; 61:2 To pwocwaim t-the +acceptabwe yeaw of t-the WOWD, and t-the day of vengeance of ouw God; to +comfowt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that mouwn; 61:3 To appoint u-unto t-them that m-mouwn in Zion, +to g-give u-unto t-them b-beauty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-ashes, t-the oiw of joy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mouwnying, t-the +gawment of pwaise (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit of heavinyess; that they m-might be +cawwed twees of wighteousnyess, t-the pwanting of t-the WOWD, that he m-might +be ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. + +6-61:4 And they shaww buiwd t-the o-owd wastes, they shaww w-waise up t-the +f-fowmew desowations, and they shaww wepaiw t-the waste cities, t-the +d-desowations of many genyewations. + +61:5 And stwangews shaww stand and feed youw >w< f-fwocks, and t-the sons of +t-the awien shaww be youw p-pwowmen and youw v-vinyedwessews. + +61:6 But ye shaww be nyamed t-the Pwiests of t-the WOWD: men shaww caww you +t-the Minyistews of ouw G-God: ye shaww e-eat t-the w-wiches of t-the G-Gentiwes, and +in theiw gwowy shaww ye boast y-youwsewves. + +61:7 Fow youw shame ye shaww have doubwe; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow confusion they shaww +wejoice in theiw powtion: thewefowe in theiw wand they shaww possess +t-the doubwe: evewwasting joy shaww be u-unto them. + +61:8 Fow I t-the WOWD wove j-judgment, I hate w-wobbewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewing; +and I wiww (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect theiw wowk in twuth, and I wiww make an evewwasting +c-covenyant with them. + +61:9 And theiw seed shaww be knyown among t-the G-Gentiwes, and theiw +o-offspwing among t-the peopwe: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that s-see t-them shaww acknyowwedge t-them, +that they awe t-the seed which t-the WOWD hath bwessed. + +6-61:10 I wiww gweatwy wejoice in t-the WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww be joyfuw in +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath cwothed m-me with t-the gawments of sawvation, he hath +covewed m-me with t-the w-wobe of wighteousnyess, as a bwidegwoom d-decketh +himsewf with (✧∀✧)/ o-ownyaments, and as a bwide adownyeth hewsewf with hew +jewews. + +6-61:11 Fow as t-the eawth bwingeth fowth hew bud, and as t-the gawden +causeth t-the things that awe sown in it to spwing fowth; so t-the Wowd +GOD wiww c-cause wighteousnyess and pwaise to spwing fowth befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +nyations. + +62:1 Fow Z-Zion's sake wiww I nyot h-howd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peace, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jewusawem's +sake I wiww nyot west, untiw t-the wighteousnyess theweof go fowth as +b-bwightnyess, and t-the sawvation theweof as a wamp that buwnyeth. + +62:2 And t-the G-Gentiwes shaww s-see thy wighteousnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kings thy +gwowy: and t-thou shawt be cawwed by a nyew nyame, which t-the mouth of t-the +WOWD shaww nyame. + +6-62:3 T-Thou shawt awso be a cwown of gwowy in t-the hand of t-the WOWD, and +a woyaw diadem in t-the hand of thy God. + +62:4 T-Thou shawt nyo mowe be tewmed Fowsaken; nyeithew shaww thy wand any +mowe be tewmed Desowate: but t-thou shawt be cawwed Hephzibah, and thy +wand B-Beuwah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth in thee, and thy wand shaww be +mawwied. + +62:5 Fow as a young man mawwieth a viwgin, so shaww thy sons m-mawwy +t-thee: and as t-the bwidegwoom (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth o-ovew t-the bwide, so shaww thy God +wejoice o-ovew thee. + +62:6 I have s-set w-watchmen upon thy (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, O-O J-Jewusawem, which shaww +nyevew h-howd theiw peace day (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyight: ye that make mention of t-the +WOWD, keep nyot siwence, 62:7 And g-give him nyo west, tiww he uWu *cries* e-estabwish, +and tiww he make Jewusawem a pwaise in t-the eawth. + +62:8 The WOWD hath swown by his wight hand, and by t-the a-awm of his +stwength, S-Suwewy I wiww nyo mowe g-give thy cown to be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye +enyemies; and t-the sons of t-the stwangew shaww nyot dwink thy winye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the which t-thou hast wabouwed: 62:9 But they that have gathewed it +shaww e-eat it, and pwaise t-the WOWD; and they that have b-bwought it +togethew shaww dwink it in t-the couwts of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my howinyess. + +62:10 Go thwough, go thwough t-the gates; p-pwepawe ye t-the w-way of t-the +peopwe; cast up, cast up t-the highway; gathew out t-the stonyes; wift up a +standawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe. + +62:11 Behowd, t-the WOWD hath pwocwaimed u-unto t-the end of t-the wowwd, Say +ye to t-the daughtew of Zion, Behowd, thy sawvation (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; b-behowd, his +wewawd is with him, and his wowk befowe h-him. + +62:12 And they shaww caww t-them, The h-howy p-peopwe, The wedeemed of t-the +WOWD: and t-thou shawt be cawwed, Sought (* ^ ω ^) o-out, A-A city nyot fowsaken. + +6-63:1 Who is this that cometh fwom Edom, with dyed gawments fwom +Bozwah? this that is gwowious in his appawew, twavewwing in t-the +gweatnyess of his (☆ω☆) s-stwength? I that speak in wighteousnyess, mighty to +save. + +63:2 Whewefowe awt t-thou (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed in thinye appawew, and thy gawments w-wike +him that tweadeth in t-the winyefat? 63:3 I have twodden t-the w-winyepwess +awonye; and of t-the peopwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye with me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww twead t-them +in minye angew, and twampwe t-them in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy; and theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be +spwinkwed upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawments, and I wiww stain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waiment. + +63:4 Fow t-the day of vengeance is in minye heawt, and t-the yeaw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wedeemed is come. + +63:5 And I wooked, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) h-hewp; and I wondewed that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to uphowd: thewefowe minye own a-awm b-bwought sawvation +u-unto m-me; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, it uphewd me. + +63:6 And I wiww twead down t-the peopwe in minye angew, and make t-them +dwunk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, and I wiww bwing down theiw stwength to t-the eawth. + +63:7 I wiww mention t-the w-wovingkindnyesses of t-the WOWD, and t-the p-pwaises +of t-the WOWD, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD hath b-bestowed on u-us, and +t-the gweat goodnyess towawd t-the house of I-Iswaew, which he hath b-bestowed +on t-them a-accowding to his mewcies, and a-accowding to t-the muwtitude of +his wovingkindnyesses. + +63:8 Fow he said, S-Suwewy they awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, chiwdwen that wiww nyot +wie: so he w-was theiw S-Saviouw. + +63:9 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw affwiction he w-was a-affwicted, and t-the angew of his +pwesence saved (=`ω´=) t-them: in his wove and in his p-pity he wedeemed t-them; and +he bawe t-them, and cawwied t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of owd. + +63:10 But they w-webewwed, and vexed his h-howy Spiwit: thewefowe he w-was +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to be theiw enyemy, and he fought against them. + +63:11 T-Then he wemembewed t-the days of o-owd, Moses, and his p-peopwe, +s-saying, Whewe is he that b-bwought t-them up out of t-the sea with t-the +s-shephewd of his fwock? whewe is he that put his h-howy Spiwit within +h-him? 63:12 That w-wed t-them by t-the wight hand of Moses with his gwowious +awm, dividing t-the w-watew befowe t-them, to make himsewf an evewwasting +nyame? 63:13 That w-wed t-them thwough t-the deep, as an h-howse in t-the +wiwdewnyess, that they shouwd nyot stumbwe? 63:14 As a beast goeth down +into t-the vawwey, t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD caused him to west: so didst +t-thou wead thy p-peopwe, to make t-thysewf a gwowious nyame. + +63:15 Wook down fwom heaven, and (x_x)V b-behowd fwom t-the h-habitation of thy +howinyess and of thy gwowy: whewe is thy zeaw and thy stwength, t-the +sounding of thy b-bowews and of thy mewcies towawd m-me? awe they +westwainyed? 63:16 Doubtwess t-thou awt ouw fathew, t-though A-Abwaham be +i-ignyowant of u-us, and Iswaew acknyowwedge us nyot: thou, O-O WOWD, awt ouw +fathew, ouw wedeemew; thy nyame is fwom evewwasting. + +63:17 O-O WOWD, why hast t-thou m-made us to eww fwom thy ways, and hawdenyed +ouw heawt fwom thy feaw? W-Wetuwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvants' sake, t-the twibes of +thinye inhewitance. + +6-63:18 The peopwe of thy howinyess have p-possessed it but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe: +ouw advewsawies have twodden down thy (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +63:19 We awe thinye: t-thou nyevew bawest w-wuwe o-ovew t-them; they wewe nyot +cawwed by thy nyame. + +64:1 O-Oh that t-thou wouwdest w-wend t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, that t-thou wouwdest come +down, that t-the mountains m-might fwow down a-at thy pwesence, 6-64:2 As when +t-the mewting fiwe buwnyeth, t-the fiwe causeth t-the watews to b-boiw, to make +thy nyame knyown to thinye advewsawies, that t-the nyations may t-twembwe a-at +thy pwesence! 6-64:3 When t-thou didst t-tewwibwe things which we wooked +nyot fow, t-thou camest down, t-the mountains fwowed down a-at thy pwesence. + +64:4 Fow since t-the beginnying of t-the wowwd men have nyot heawd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +pewceived by t-the eaw, nyeithew hath t-the eye seen, O-O G-God, beside thee, +what he hath pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +64:5 T-Thou meetest him that (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth and w-wowketh wighteousnyess, those +that (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thee in thy ways: b-behowd, t-thou awt wwoth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have +sinnyed: in those is continyuance, and we shaww be saved. + +64:6 But we awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww as an uncwean thing, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw wighteousnyesses +awe as fiwthy wags; and we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (^-^*)/ d-do fade as a weaf; and ouw inyiquities, +w-wike t-the wind, have taken us away. + +64:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that cawweth upon thy nyame, that s-stiwweth up +himsewf to o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast hid thy f-face fwom u-us, and +hast consumed u-us, because of ouw inyiquities. + +64:8 But n-nyow, O-O WOWD, t-thou awt ouw f-fathew; we awe t-the c-cway, and t-thou +ouw pottew; and we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe t-the wowk of thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +64:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot wwoth vewy sowe, O-O WOWD, nyeithew (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew i-inyiquity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew: b-behowd, see, we b-beseech thee, we awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy peopwe. + +64:10 Thy h-howy c-cities awe a wiwdewnyess, Zion is a wiwdewnyess, +Jewusawem a desowation. + +64:11 O-Ouw h-howy and ouw beautifuw h-house, whewe ouw f-fathews pwaised +thee, is buwnyed up with fiwe: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw pweasant things awe w-waid +waste. + +64:12 Wiwt t-thou wefwain t-thysewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these things, O-O WOWD? wiwt t-thou +h-howd thy p-peace, and affwict us vewy UwU s-sowe? 65:1 I am sought of t-them +that asked nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; I am f-found of t-them that sought m-me nyot: I said, +(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd me, (x_x)V b-behowd me, u-unto a nyation that w-was nyot cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. + +65:2 I have spwead out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day u-unto a webewwious p-peopwe, +which w-wawketh in a w-way that w-was nyot g-good, aftew theiw own thoughts; +65:3 A-A peopwe that pwovoketh m-me to angew continyuawwy to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face; that +sacwificeth in gawdens, and buwnyeth i-incense upon a-awtaws of bwick; 65:4 +W-Which wemain among t-the gwaves, and wodge in t-the monyuments, which e-eat +swinye's f-fwesh, and (　･ω･)☞ b-bwoth of abominyabwe things is in theiw vessews; +65:5 W-Which say, Stand by xDD t-thysewf, come nyot (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am howiew +than thou. These awe a smoke in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyose, a fiwe that buwnyeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +d-day. + +65:6 Behowd, it is wwitten befowe me: I wiww nyot keep siwence, but +wiww wecompense, even wecompense into theiw bosom, 65:7 Youw +inyiquities, and t-the inyiquities of youw f-fathews togethew, saith t-the +WOWD, which have buwnyed i-incense upon t-the mountains, and bwasphemed m-me +upon t-the hiwws: thewefowe wiww I measuwe theiw f-fowmew wowk into theiw +bosom. + +65:8 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, As t-the nyew winye is f-found in t-the cwustew, and +onye saith, D-Destwoy it n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a bwessing is in i-it: so wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvants' sakes, that I may nyot d-destwoy t-them aww. + +65:9 And I wiww bwing fowth a seed out of Jacob, and out of Judah an +inhewitow of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mountains: and minye ewect shaww i-inhewit it, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww dweww thewe. + +65:10 And Shawon shaww be a fowd of >w< f-fwocks, and t-the vawwey of Achow a +pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hewds to w-wie down in, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe that have sought me. + +6-65:11 But ye awe they that fowsake t-the WOWD, that fowget o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy +mountain, that p-pwepawe a tabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that twoop, and that fuwnyish t-the +dwink offewing u-unto that nyumbew. + +6-65:12 Thewefowe wiww I (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew you to t-the swowd, and ye shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bow +down to t-the swaughtew: because when I cawwed, ye did nyot answew; when +I spake, ye did nyot heaw; but did eviw befowe minye eyes, and did +choose that whewein I dewighted n-nyot. + +6-65:13 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww +eat, but ye shaww be hungwy: b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww dwink, but ye +shaww be thiwsty: b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww wejoice, but ye shaww be +ashamed: 65:14 Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww sing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy of heawt, but ye +shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sowwow of heawt, and shaww howw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow v-vexation of spiwit. + +65:15 And ye shaww weave youw nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (O_O;) c-cuwse u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chosen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +Wowd GOD shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway thee, and caww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants by anyothew nyame: (つ✧ω✧)つ 6-65:16 +That he who bwesseth himsewf in t-the eawth shaww bwess himsewf in t-the +God of t-twuth; and he that s-sweaweth in t-the eawth shaww sweaw by t-the God +of t-twuth; because t-the f-fowmew twoubwes awe f-fowgotten, and because they +awe hid fwom minye eyes. + +65:17 Fow, b-behowd, I cweate nyew h-heavens and a nyew eawth: and t-the +f-fowmew shaww nyot be wemembewed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come into mind. + +65:18 But be ye gwad and wejoice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in that which I cweate: fow, +b-behowd, I cweate Jewusawem a wejoicing, and hew peopwe a j-joy. + +6-65:19 And I wiww wejoice in J-Jewusawem, and joy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: and t-the +voice of weeping shaww be nyo mowe heawd in hew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the voice of +cwying. + +65:20 Thewe shaww be nyo mowe (o´∀`o) t-thence an infant of days, (=`ω´=) n-nyow an o-owd man +that hath nyot fiwwed his ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-chiwd shaww die an hundwed +yeaws o-owd; but t-the sinnyew being an hundwed yeaws o-owd shaww be +accuwsed. + +65:21 And they shaww buiwd houses, and i-inhabit t-them; and they shaww +pwant vinyeyawds, and e-eat t-the fwuit of them. + +65:22 They shaww nyot b-buiwd, and anyothew inhabit; they shaww nyot pwant, +and anyothew eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as t-the days of a twee awe t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, +and minye ewect shaww wong enjoy t-the wowk of theiw hands. + +65:23 They shaww nyot wabouw in vain, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwing fowth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow twoubwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they awe t-the seed of t-the bwessed of t-the WOWD, and theiw o-offspwing with +them. + +65:24 And it shaww come to pass, that befowe they caww, I wiww answew; +and whiwe they awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-speaking, I wiww heaw. + +65:25 The wowf and t-the wamb shaww feed togethew, and t-the w-wion shaww +e-eat >_> s-stwaw w-wike t-the buwwock: and dust shaww be t-the sewpent's meat. They +shaww nyot (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt (=`ω´=) n-nyow d-destwoy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain, saith t-the WOWD. + +6-66:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, The heaven is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye, and t-the eawth is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +footstoow: whewe is t-the house that ye buiwd u-unto m-me? and whewe is t-the +pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-west? 66:2 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those things hath minye hand made, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those things have been, saith t-the WOWD: but to this man wiww I +wook, even to him that is poow and of a contwite spiwit, and ♡(｡- ω -) *shuffles closer* t-twembweth +a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd. + +66:3 He that kiwweth an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox is as if he swew a man; he that sacwificeth +a wamb, as if he cut off a d-dog's nyeck; he that offeweth an obwation, +as if he offewed swinye's bwood; he that buwnyeth incense, as if he +bwessed an idow. + +Yea, they have chosen theiw own ways, and theiw souw (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth in +theiw abominyations. + +66:4 I awso wiww choose theiw dewusions, and wiww bwing theiw feaws +upon t-them; because when I cawwed, nyonye did answew; when I spake, they +did nyot heaw: but they did eviw befowe minye eyes, and chose that in +which I dewighted n-nyot. + +6-66:5 Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye that t-twembwe a-at his wowd; Youw +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that hated y-you, that cast you out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake, said, +Wet t-the WOWD be gwowified: but he shaww appeaw to youw joy, and they +shaww be a-ashamed. + +66:6 A-A voice of (＃`Д´) n-nyoise fwom t-the city, a voice fwom t-the t-tempwe, a voice +of t-the WOWD that wendeweth wecompence to his enyemies. + +66:7 Befowe she twavaiwed, she b-bwought fowth; befowe hew pain came, +she w-was dewivewed of a man chiwd. + +66:8 Who hath heawd such a thing? who hath s-seen such (o^▽^o) t-things? Shaww t-the +eawth be m-made to bwing fowth in onye day? ow shaww a nyation be bown a-at +once? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as soon as Zion twavaiwed, she b-bwought fowth hew chiwdwen. + +66:9 Shaww I bwing to t-the biwth, and nyot c-cause to bwing f-fowth? saith +t-the WOWD: shaww I c-cause to bwing fowth, and s-shut t-the womb? saith thy +God. + +66:10 Wejoice ye with J-Jewusawem, and be gwad with hew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that +wove hew: wejoice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy with hew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew: 66:11 +That ye may suck, and be satisfied with t-the b-bweasts of hew +c-consowations; that ye may miwk (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and be dewighted with t-the +a-abundance of hew gwowy. + +66:12 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww e-extend peace to hew w-wike +a wivew, and t-the gwowy of t-the G-Gentiwes w-wike a fwowing stweam: t-then +shaww ye suck, ye shaww be (￣ω￣) b-bownye upon hew sides, and be dandwed upon +hew knyees. + +66:13 As onye whom his mothew c-comfowteth, so wiww I comfowt you; and ye +shaww be c-comfowted in Jewusawem. + +66:14 And when ye s-see this, youw heawt shaww wejoice, and youw bonyes +shaww fwouwish w-wike an hewb: and t-the hand of t-the WOWD shaww be knyown +towawd his sewvants, and his indignyation towawd his enyemies. + +66:15 Fow, b-behowd, t-the WOWD wiww come with f-fiwe, and with his chawiots +w-wike a whiwwwind, to w-wendew his angew with fuwy, and his webuke with +fwames of fiwe. + +66:16 Fow by fiwe and by his s-swowd wiww t-the WOWD pwead with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh: +and t-the s-swain of t-the WOWD shaww be many. + +66:17 They that sanctify themsewves, and puwify themsewves in t-the +gawdens behind onye twee in t-the midst, e-eating swinye's f-fwesh, and t-the +abominyation, and t-the (O.O) *hugs tightly* m-mouse, shaww be consumed togethew, saith t-the +WOWD. + +66:18 Fow I knyow theiw wowks and theiw thoughts: it shaww come, that I +wiww gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations and (o^ ^o) t-tongues; and they shaww come, and s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +gwowy. + +66:19 And I wiww s-set a (*´▽`*) s-sign among t-them, and I wiww send those that +escape of t-them u-unto t-the n-nyations, to T-Tawshish, Puw, and Wud, that d-dwaw +t-the b-bow, to Tubaw, and Javan, to t-the iswes afaw off, that have nyot +heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fame, nyeithew have s-seen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy; and they shaww decwawe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +gwowy among t-the Gentiwes. + +66:20 And they shaww bwing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an offewing u-unto t-the +WOWD out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations upon howses, and in c-chawiots, and in wittews, +and upon muwes, and upon swift beasts, to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain J-Jewusawem, +saith t-the WOWD, as t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew bwing an offewing in a cwean +vessew into t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +o(≧▽≦)o 6-66:21 And I wiww awso o(>ω<)o t-take of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwiests and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow W-Wevites, saith +t-the WOWD. + +66:22 Fow as t-the nyew h-heavens and t-the nyew eawth, which I wiww make, +shaww wemain befowe me, saith t-the WOWD, so shaww youw seed and youw +nyame (^ω~) w-wemain. + +66:23 And it shaww come to pass, that fwom onye nyew moon to anyothew, +and fwom onye sabbath to anyothew, shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh come to w-wowship +befowe me, saith t-the WOWD. + +66:24 And they shaww go fowth, and wook upon t-the cawcases of t-the men +that have twansgwessed against me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wowm shaww nyot die, +nyeithew shaww theiw fiwe be quenched; and they shaww be an abhowwing +u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ;;w;; f-fwesh. + + + + +The Book of t-the Pwophet Jewemiah + + +1:1 The w-wowds of Jewemiah t-the son of Hiwkiah, of t-the pwiests that +wewe in Anyathoth in t-the wand of Benjamin: 1:2 To whom t-the wowd of t-the +WOWD came in t-the days of Josiah t-the son of Amon king of Judah, in t-the +thiwteenth yeaw of his weign. + +1:3 I-It came awso in t-the days of Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king of +Judah, u-unto t-the end of t-the e-eweventh yeaw of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of Josiah +king of Judah, u-unto t-the cawwying away of Jewusawem captive in t-the +fifth m-month. + +1:4 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 1:5 Befowe I +|･ω･) f-fowmed thee in t-the bewwy I knyew thee; and befowe t-thou camest fowth out +of t-the womb I sanctified thee, and I o-owdainyed thee a pwophet u-unto t-the +nyations. + +1-1:6 T-Then said I, A-Ah, Wowd G-GOD! b-behowd, I c-cannyot speak: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am a +chiwd. + +1:7 But t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Say nyot, I am a chiwd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt +go to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I shaww send thee, and whatsoevew I command thee t-thou +shawt s-speak. + +1:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of theiw f-faces: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with thee to d-dewivew thee, +saith t-the WOWD. + +1-1:9 T-Then t-the WOWD put fowth his hand, and touched o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. And t-the +WOWD said u-unto me, Behowd, I have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds in thy mouth. + +1:10 See, I have this day s-set thee o-ovew t-the nyations and o-ovew t-the +kingdoms, to woot (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and to puww down, and to destwoy, and to thwow +down, to b-buiwd, and to pwant. + +1:11 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, Jewemiah, +what seest thou? And I said, I s-see a wod of an a-awmond t-twee. + +1:12 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, T-Thou hast w-weww seen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww +hasten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd to pewfowm it. + +1:13 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto m-me t-the second time, s-saying, +What seest thou? And I said, I s-see a seething pot; and t-the f-face +theweof is towawd t-the n-nyowth. + +1:14 T-Then t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Out of t-the nyowth an eviw shaww bweak +fowth upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand. + +1:15 Fow, wo, I wiww caww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the +nyowth, saith t-the WOWD; and they shaww come, and they shaww s-set {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye his t-thwonye a-at t-the entewing of t-the gates of J-Jewusawem, and against +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wawws theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of +J-Judah. + +1:16 And I wiww uttew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments against t-them touching (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +wickednyess, who have fowsaken me, and have buwnyed i-incense u-unto othew +gods, and w-wowshipped t-the wowks of theiw own hands. + +1:17 T-Thou thewefowe giwd up thy w-woins, and a-awise, and speak u-unto t-them +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command t-thee: be nyot d-dismayed a-at theiw faces, west I +c-confound thee befowe them. + +1:18 Fow, b-behowd, I have m-made thee this day a defenced city, and an +(=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon piwwaw, and bwasen wawws against t-the w-whowe wand, against t-the +kings of Judah, against t-the pwinces t-theweof, against t-the pwiests +t-theweof, and against t-the peopwe of t-the wand. + +1:19 And they shaww fight against thee; but they shaww nyot pwevaiw +against thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with thee, saith t-the WOWD, to d-dewivew thee. + +2:1 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to me, s-saying, 2:2 Go and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy +in t-the eaws of J-Jewusawem, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew +thee, t-the k-kindnyess of thy youth, t-the wove of thinye espousaws, when +t-thou wentest aftew m-me in t-the wiwdewnyess, in a wand that w-was nyot sown. + +2-2:3 Iswaew w-was howinyess u-unto t-the WOWD, and t-the fiwstfwuits of his +incwease: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that devouw him shaww offend; eviw shaww come upon t-them, +saith t-the WOWD. + +2:4 Heaw ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O house of Jacob, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +famiwies of t-the house of Iswaew: 2-2:5 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, What +i-inyiquity have youw f-fathews f-found in me, that they awe gonye faw fwom +me, and have wawked aftew v-vanyity, and awe become vain? 2:6 N-Nyeithew +said they, Whewe is t-the WOWD that b-bwought us up out of t-the wand of +Egypt, that w-wed us thwough t-the wiwdewnyess, thwough a wand of desewts +and of pits, thwough a wand of dwought, and of t-the shadow of d-death, +thwough a wand that nyo man passed thwough, and whewe nyo man dwewt? +2-2:7 And I b-bwought you into a p-pwentifuw countwy, to e-eat t-the fwuit +theweof and t-the goodnyess t-theweof; but when ye e-entewed, ye defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wand, and m-made minye hewitage an abominyation. + +2:8 The pwiests said nyot, Whewe is t-the WOWD? and they that handwe t-the +(☆▽☆) w-waw knyew m-me nyot: t-the pastows awso twansgwessed against me, and t-the +pwophets pwophesied by Baaw, and wawked aftew things that (^-^*)/ d-do nyot +p-pwofit. + +2-2:9 Whewefowe I wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwead with y-you, saith t-the WOWD, and with youw +c-chiwdwen's chiwdwen wiww I pwead. + +2:10 Fow pass o-ovew t-the iswes of Chittim, and see; and send u-unto Kedaw, +and considew diwigentwy, and s-see if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be such a thing. + +2-2:11 Hath a nyation changed theiw gods, which awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyo g-gods? but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe have changed theiw gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which doth nyot p-pwofit. + +2:12 (☆▽☆) B-Be astonyished, O-O ye (^ω~) h-heavens, a-at this, and be howwibwy afwaid, be +ye vewy d-desowate, saith t-the WOWD. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe have committed two eviws; they have fowsaken m-me t-the +fountain of wiving w-watews, and hewed t-them out cistewns, bwoken +cistewns, that c-can h-howd nyo watew. + +2:14 Is Iswaew a sewvant? is he a homebown swave? why is he s-spoiwed? +2:15 The young w-wions w-woawed upon him, and yewwed, and they m-made his +wand waste: his c-cities awe buwnyed without i-inhabitant. + +2:16 Awso t-the chiwdwen of N-Nyoph and Tahapanyes have bwoken t-the cwown of +thy head. + +2:17 Hast t-thou nyot pwocuwed this u-unto xDD t-thysewf, in that t-thou hast +fowsaken t-the WOWD thy G-God, when he w-wed thee by t-the way? 2:18 And nyow +what hast t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the w-way of Egypt, to dwink t-the watews of +Sihow? ow what hast t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the w-way of A-Assywia, to dwink t-the +watews of t-the wivew? 2:19 T-Thinye own w-wickednyess shaww c-cowwect thee, +and thy backswidings shaww wepwove t-thee: knyow thewefowe and s-see that +it is an eviw t-thing and bittew, that t-thou hast fowsaken t-the WOWD thy +G-God, and that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-feaw is nyot in thee, saith t-the Wowd GOD of hosts. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Fow of o-owd time I have bwoken thy yoke, and buwst thy bands; and +t-thou saidst, I wiww nyot \(★ω★)/ t-twansgwess; when upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww and +undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee t-thou wandewest, pwaying t-the hawwot. + +2:21 Y-Yet I h-had pwanted thee a n-nyobwe vinye, whowwy a wight seed: how +t-then awt t-thou (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into t-the degenyewate pwant of a s-stwange vinye u-unto +m-me? 2:22 Fow t-though t-thou w-wash thee with nyitwe, and o(>ω<)o t-take thee m-much +soap, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thinye i-inyiquity is mawked befowe me, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +2:23 How c-canst t-thou say, I am nyot powwuted, I have nyot gonye aftew +Baawim? s-see thy w-way in t-the vawwey, knyow what t-thou hast d-donye: t-thou awt +a swift dwomedawy twavewsing hew w-ways; 2:24 A-A wiwd a-ass used to t-the +wiwdewnyess, that s-snyuffeth up t-the wind a-at hew (´ ω `♡) p-pweasuwe; in hew occasion +who c-can tuwn hew away? (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that seek hew wiww nyot weawy +themsewves; in hew month they shaww f-find hew. + +2:25 Withhowd thy foot fwom being u-unshod, and thy thwoat fwom thiwst: +but t-thou saidst, Thewe is nyo hope: nyo; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have woved stwangews, and +aftew t-them wiww I go. + +2:26 As t-the t-thief is a-ashamed when he is found, so is t-the house of +Iswaew ashamed; they, theiw kings, theiw pwinces, and theiw p-pwiests, +and theiw pwophets. + +(^ω~) 2-2:27 S-Saying to a stock, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathew; and to a stonye, T-Thou hast +b-bwought m-me fowth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw back u-unto me, and nyot +theiw f-face: but in t-the time of theiw twoubwe they wiww say, Awise, and +s-save us. + +2:28 But whewe awe thy gods that t-thou hast m-made thee? wet t-them a-awise, +if they c-can s-save thee in t-the time of thy t-twoubwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-accowding to t-the +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of thy c-cities awe thy gods, O-O J-Judah. + +2:29 Whewefowe wiww ye pwead with m-me? ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww have twansgwessed against +me, saith t-the WOWD. + +2:30 In vain have I smitten youw chiwdwen; they weceived nyo +c-cowwection: youw own s-swowd hath devouwed youw pwophets, w-wike a +destwoying wion. + +2:31 O-O g-genyewation, s-see ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. H-Have I b-been a +wiwdewnyess u-unto I-Iswaew? a wand of d-dawknyess? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe say o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, +We awe wowds; we wiww come nyo mowe u-unto thee? 2:32 Can a m-maid fowget +hew (✧∀✧)/ o-ownyaments, ow a bwide hew attiwe? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe have fowgotten m-me +days without nyumbew. + +2:33 Why twimmest t-thou thy w-way to seek w-wove? thewefowe hast t-thou awso +taught t-the wicked o-onyes thy w-ways. + +2:34 Awso in thy (=^‥^=) s-skiwts is f-found t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the s-souws of t-the poow +innyocents: I have nyot f-found it by secwet (＾• ω •＾) s-seawch, but upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these. + +2:35 Y-Yet t-thou sayest, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I am innyocent, suwewy his angew shaww +tuwn fwom me. Behowd, I wiww pwead with thee, because t-thou sayest, I +have nyot ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. + +2:36 Why gaddest t-thou about so m-much to change thy way? t-thou awso shawt +be a-ashamed of Egypt, as t-thou wast a-ashamed of Assywia. + +2:37 Yea, t-thou shawt go fowth fwom him, and thinye h-hands upon thinye +head: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath wejected thy confidences, and t-thou shawt nyot +p-pwospew in them. + +3-3:1 They say, If a man put away his wife, and she go fwom him, and +become anyothew m-man's, shaww he (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto hew (/ =ω=)/ a-again? shaww nyot that +wand be gweatwy powwuted? but t-thou hast pwayed t-the hawwot with many +wovews; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn again to me, saith t-the WOWD. + +3:2 W-Wift up thinye eyes u-unto t-the high pwaces, and s-see whewe t-thou hast +nyot b-been wien with. In t-the ways hast t-thou sat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, as t-the Awabian +in t-the wiwdewnyess; and t-thou hast powwuted t-the wand with thy whowedoms +and with thy wickednyess. + +3-3:3 Thewefowe t-the showews have b-been withhowden, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath b-been nyo +wattew wain; and t-thou hadst a whowe's fowehead, t-thou wefusedst to be +a-ashamed. + +3:4 Wiwt t-thou nyot fwom this time (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto me, My fathew, t-thou awt t-the +guide of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my y-youth? 3:5 W-Wiww he wesewve his angew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? wiww he +keep it to t-the end? Behowd, t-thou hast spoken and donye eviw things as +t-thou couwdest. + +3-3:6 The WOWD said awso u-unto m-me in t-the days of Josiah t-the king, Hast +t-thou s-seen that which backswiding Iswaew hath donye? she is gonye up upon +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high mountain and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath pwayed +t-the hawwot. + +3:7 And I said aftew she h-had donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, T-Tuwn t-thou u-unto me. +But she wetuwnyed n-nyot. And hew t-tweachewous s-sistew Judah saw it. + +3:8 And I saw, when (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the causes wheweby backswiding Iswaew +committed aduwtewy I h-had put hew away, and given hew a biww of +divowce; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hew t-tweachewous s-sistew Judah feawed nyot, but went and +pwayed t-the hawwot awso. + +3-3:9 And it came to pass thwough t-the wightnyess of hew w-whowedom, that +she defiwed t-the wand, and committed aduwtewy with s-stonyes and with +stocks. + +3:10 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this hew t-tweachewous s-sistew Judah hath nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +u-unto m-me with hew w-whowe heawt, but ^w^ *cuddles you* f-feignyedwy, saith t-the WOWD. + +3:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, The backswiding Iswaew hath j-justified +hewsewf mowe than t-tweachewous J-Judah. + +3:12 Go and pwocwaim these w-wowds towawd t-the nyowth, and say, Wetuwn, +t-thou backswiding I-Iswaew, saith t-the WOWD; and I wiww nyot c-cause minye +angew to faww upon you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am m-mewcifuw, saith t-the WOWD, and I wiww +nyot keep angew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +3:13 Onwy acknyowwedge thinye inyiquity, that t-thou hast twansgwessed +against t-the WOWD thy G-God, and hast scattewed thy ways to t-the stwangews +undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee, and ye have nyot obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, saith t-the +WOWD. + +3:14 Tuwn, O-O backswiding c-chiwdwen, saith t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am mawwied +u-unto you: and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take you onye of a city, and two of a famiwy, and +I wiww bwing you to Z-Zion: 3:15 And I wiww g-give you pastows a-accowding +to minye heawt, which shaww feed you with k-knyowwedge and undewstanding. + +3:16 And it shaww come to pass, when ye be m-muwtipwied and incweased in +t-the wand, in those days, saith t-the WOWD, they shaww say nyo m-mowe, The +awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD: nyeithew shaww it come to mind: +nyeithew shaww they (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew it; nyeithew shaww they v-visit it; nyeithew +shaww that be donye any mowe. + +3:17 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time they shaww caww Jewusawem t-the t-thwonye of t-the WOWD; +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations shaww be gathewed u-unto it, to t-the nyame of t-the +WOWD, to Jewusawem: nyeithew shaww they wawk any mowe aftew t-the +imaginyation of theiw eviw heawt. + +3:18 In those days t-the house of Judah shaww wawk with t-the house of +I-Iswaew, and they shaww come togethew out of t-the wand of t-the nyowth to +t-the wand that I have given (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto youw fathews. + +3:19 But I said, How shaww I put thee among t-the c-chiwdwen, and g-give +thee a pweasant wand, a goodwy hewitage of t-the hosts of nyations? and I +said, T-Thou shawt caww me, My f-fathew; and shawt nyot tuwn away fwom me. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 S-Suwewy as a wife t-tweachewouswy depawteth fwom hew husband, so +have ye d-deawt t-tweachewouswy with me, O-O house of I-Iswaew, saith t-the +WOWD. + +3:21 A-A voice w-was heawd upon t-the high pwaces, weeping and suppwications +of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have pewvewted theiw way, and they +have fowgotten t-the WOWD theiw God. + +3-3:22 Wetuwn, ye backswiding c-chiwdwen, and I wiww heaw youw +b-backswidings. + +Behowd, we come u-unto thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt t-the WOWD ouw God. + +3:23 Twuwy in vain is sawvation hoped (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwom t-the h-hiwws, and fwom t-the +muwtitude of mountains: t-twuwy in t-the WOWD ouw God is t-the sawvation of +Iswaew. + +3:24 Fow shame hath devouwed t-the wabouw of ouw f-fathews fwom ouw youth; +theiw f-fwocks and theiw h-hewds, theiw sons and theiw daughtews. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 We w-wie down in ouw shame, and ouw confusion coveweth us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we +have sinnyed against t-the WOWD ouw G-God, we and ouw fathews, fwom ouw +youth even u-unto this day, and have nyot obeyed t-the voice of t-the WOWD +ouw God. + +4:1 If t-thou wiwt wetuwn, O-O I-Iswaew, saith t-the WOWD, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto me: and +if t-thou wiwt put away thinye abominyations out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, t-then shawt +t-thou nyot wemove. + +4-4:2 And t-thou shawt sweaw, The WOWD w-wiveth, in twuth, in j-judgment, and +in wighteousnyess; and t-the nyations shaww bwess themsewves in him, and +in him shaww they gwowy. + +4:3 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD to t-the men of Judah and J-Jewusawem, Bweak +up youw ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *looks at you* f-fawwow g-gwound, and sow nyot among thowns. + +4-4:4 Ciwcumcise youwsewves to t-the WOWD, and o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the (*≧ω≦*) f-foweskins of +youw heawt, ye men of Judah and i-inhabitants of Jewusawem: west o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy +come fowth w-wike f-fiwe, and buwn that nyonye c-can quench it, because of t-the +eviw of youw doings. + +4-4:5 Decwawe ye in Judah, and pubwish in Jewusawem; and say, Bwow ye +t-the twumpet in t-the wand: cwy, gathew togethew, and say, A-Assembwe +youwsewves, and wet us go into t-the defenced cities. + +4:6 Set up t-the standawd towawd Z-Zion: wetiwe, stay nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww +bwing eviw fwom t-the nyowth, and a gweat destwuction. + +4:7 The w-wion is come up fwom his thicket, and t-the destwoyew of t-the +G-Gentiwes is on his way; he is gonye fowth fwom his pwace to make thy +wand d-desowate; and thy c-cities shaww be w-waid waste, without an +i-inhabitant. + +4-4:8 Fow this giwd you with sackcwoth, wament and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) h-howw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiewce +angew of t-the WOWD is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back fwom us. + +4:9 And it shaww come to pass a-at that day, saith t-the WOWD, that t-the +heawt of t-the king shaww pewish, and t-the heawt of t-the pwinces; and t-the +pwiests shaww be astonyished, and t-the pwophets shaww w-wondew. + +4:10 T-Then said I, A-Ah, Wowd G-GOD! suwewy t-thou hast gweatwy d-deceived this +peopwe and J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Ye shaww have peace; w-wheweas t-the s-swowd +weacheth u-unto t-the souw. + +4:11 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time shaww it be said to this peopwe and to J-Jewusawem, A-A +dwy wind of t-the high pwaces in t-the wiwdewnyess towawd t-the daughtew of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, nyot to fan, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to cweanse, 4:12 Even a f-fuww wind fwom +those pwaces shaww come u-unto me: nyow awso wiww I g-give sentence against +them. + +4:13 Behowd, he shaww come up as c-cwouds, and his chawiots shaww be as +a whiwwwind: his howses awe swiftew than eagwes. Woe u-unto us! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we +awe s-spoiwed. + +4:14 O-O J-Jewusawem, w-wash thinye heawt fwom wickednyess, that t-thou mayest +be saved. How wong shaww thy vain thoughts wodge within thee? 4:15 +Fow a voice decwaweth fwom Dan, and pubwisheth affwiction fwom mount +Ephwaim. + +4:16 Make ye mention to t-the nyations; b-behowd, pubwish against +J-Jewusawem, that watchews come fwom a faw countwy, and g-give out theiw +voice against t-the c-cities of J-Judah. + +4:17 As keepews of a fiewd, awe they against hew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; because +she hath b-been webewwious against me, saith t-the WOWD. + +4-4:18 Thy w-way and thy doings have pwocuwed these things u-unto thee; this +is thy wickednyess, because it is bittew, because it weacheth u-unto +thinye heawt. + +4:19 My bowews, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bowews! I am painyed a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vewy heawt; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt +m-maketh a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise in m-me; I c-cannyot h-howd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peace, because t-thou hast heawd, +O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, t-the a-awawm of waw. + +4:20 D-Destwuction upon destwuction is cwied; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-whowe wand is +spoiwed: suddenwy awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tents spoiwed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cuwtains in a m-moment. + +4:21 How wong shaww I s-see t-the s-standawd, and h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the +twumpet? 4:22 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe is foowish, they have nyot knyown m-me; they +awe s-sottish c-chiwdwen, and they have nyonye ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: they awe wise +to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw, but to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good they have nyo knyowwedge. + +4:23 I behewd t-the eawth, and, wo, it w-was without fowm, and void; and +t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and they h-had nyo wight. + +4:24 I behewd t-the mountains, and, wo, they twembwed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hiwws +moved wightwy. + +4:25 I behewd, and, wo, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo ^.^ m-man, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the biwds of t-the +h-heavens wewe fwed. + +4:26 I behewd, and, wo, t-the f-fwuitfuw pwace w-was a wiwdewnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the c-cities theweof wewe bwoken down a-at t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD, and +by his fiewce angew. + +4:27 Fow thus hath t-the WOWD said, The w-whowe wand shaww be d-desowate; +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I nyot make a f-fuww end. + +4:28 Fow this shaww t-the eawth mouwn, and t-the h-heavens a-above be bwack; +because I have spoken it, I have p-puwposed it, and wiww nyot wepent, +nyeithew wiww I tuwn back fwom it. + +4:29 The w-whowe city shaww fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the howsemen and +bowmen; they shaww go into t-thickets, and c-cwimb up upon t-the wocks: +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city shaww be fowsaken, and nyot a man dweww thewein. + +4:30 And when t-thou awt spoiwed, what wiwt t-thou do? Though t-thou +cwothest t-thysewf with ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-cwimson, t-though t-thou d-deckest thee with ownyaments +of gowd, t-though t-thou wentest thy f-face with painting, in vain shawt +t-thou make t-thysewf faiw; thy wovews wiww despise thee, they wiww seek +thy wife. + +4-4:31 Fow I have heawd a voice as of a woman in twavaiw, and t-the +a-anguish as of hew that bwingeth fowth hew fiwst chiwd, t-the voice of +t-the daughtew of Zion, that bewaiweth hewsewf, that spweadeth hew +hands, s-saying, Woe is m-me nyow! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is weawied because of +muwdewews. + +5:1 Wun ye to and fwo thwough t-the s-stweets of J-Jewusawem, and s-see n-nyow, +and knyow, and seek in t-the bwoad pwaces t-theweof, if ye c-can f-find a ^.^ m-man, +if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any that executeth j-judgment, that seeketh t-the t-twuth; and I +wiww pawdon it. + +5-5:2 And t-though they say, The WOWD wiveth; suwewy they sweaw f-fawsewy. + +5:3 O-O WOWD, awe nyot thinye eyes upon t-the twuth? t-thou hast s-stwicken +t-them, but they have nyot gwieved; t-thou hast consumed t-them, but they +have wefused to weceive c-cowwection: they have m-made theiw faces ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *blushes* h-hawdew +than a wock; they have wefused to wetuwn. + +5:4 Thewefowe I said, S-Suwewy these awe poow; they awe foowish: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they knyow nyot t-the w-way of t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the j-judgment of theiw God. + +5:5 I wiww get m-me u-unto t-the gweat men, and wiww speak u-unto t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they have knyown t-the w-way of t-the WOWD, and t-the j-judgment of theiw G-God: +but these have awtogethew bwoken t-the yoke, and buwst t-the bonds. + +5:6 Whewefowe a w-wion out of t-the fowest shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them, and a wowf of +t-the evenyings shaww spoiw t-them, a weopawd shaww watch o-ovew theiw +cities: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that goeth out (o´∀`o) t-thence shaww be t-town in pieces: +because theiw twansgwessions awe many, and theiw backswidings awe +incweased. + +5:7 How shaww I pawdon thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-this? thy chiwdwen have fowsaken me, +and swown by t-them that awe nyo gods: when I h-had fed t-them to t-the fuww, +they t-then committed a-aduwtewy, and assembwed themsewves by twoops in +t-the h-hawwots' houses. + +5:8 They wewe as fed howses in t-the mownying: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye nyeighed aftew +his nyeighbouw's wife. + +5:9 Shaww I nyot v-visit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these (o^▽^o) t-things? saith t-the WOWD: and shaww nyot +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw be a-avenged on such a nyation as t-this? 5:10 Go ye up upon hew +(＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and destwoy; but make nyot a f-fuww end: o(>ω<)o t-take away hew +battwements; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe nyot t-the W-WOWD's. + +5:11 Fow t-the house of Iswaew and t-the house of Judah have d-deawt vewy +t-tweachewouswy against me, saith t-the WOWD. + +5:12 They have bewied t-the WOWD, and said, I-It is nyot h-he; nyeithew shaww +eviw come upon us; nyeithew shaww we s-see s-swowd (=`ω´=) n-nyow faminye: 5-5:13 And t-the +pwophets shaww become wind, and t-the wowd is nyot in (=`ω´=) t-them: thus shaww it +be donye u-unto them. + +5:14 Whewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD God of hosts, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye speak this +wowd, b-behowd, I wiww make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds in thy mouth f-fiwe, and this peopwe +wood, and it shaww devouw them. + +5:15 Wo, I wiww bwing a nyation upon you fwom faw, O-O house of I-Iswaew, +saith t-the WOWD: it is a mighty nyation, it is an (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient nyation, a +nyation whose wanguage t-thou k-knyowest nyot, nyeithew undewstandest what +they say. + +5:16 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw ^w^ q-quivew is as an open sepuwchwe, they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mighty m-men. + +5:17 And they shaww e-eat up thinye hawvest, and thy bwead, which thy +sons and thy daughtews shouwd eat: they shaww e-eat up thy f-fwocks and +thinye hewds: they shaww e-eat up thy vinyes and thy fig t-twees: they shaww +impovewish thy f-fenced cities, whewein t-thou twustedst, with t-the swowd. + +5:18 Nyevewthewess in those days, saith t-the WOWD, I wiww nyot make a +f-fuww end with you. + +5:19 And it shaww come to pass, when ye shaww say, Whewefowe doeth t-the +WOWD ouw God (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things u-unto us? t-then shawt t-thou answew t-them, +Wike as ye have fowsaken me, and sewved s-stwange gods in youw wand, so +shaww ye sewve stwangews in a wand that is nyot youw's. + +5:20 Decwawe this in t-the house of Jacob, and pubwish it in Judah, +s-saying, 5:21 Heaw nyow this, O-O foowish p-peopwe, and without +undewstanding; which have eyes, and s-see n-nyot; which have eaws, and h-heaw +nyot: 5:22 Feaw ye nyot m-me? saith t-the WOWD: wiww ye nyot t-twembwe a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pwesence, which have pwaced t-the sand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bound of t-the sea by a +pewpetuaw decwee, that it c-cannyot pass i-it: and t-though t-the waves theweof +toss themsewves, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet c-can they nyot pwevaiw; t-though they (✧ω✧) w-woaw, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet c-can +they nyot pass o-ovew it? 5:23 But this peopwe hath a wevowting and a +webewwious heawt; they awe w-wevowted and gonye. + +5-5:24 N-Nyeithew say they in theiw heawt, Wet us nyow f-feaw t-the WOWD ouw +G-God, that giveth wain, both t-the f-fowmew and t-the wattew, in his season: +he wesewveth u-unto us t-the appointed w-weeks of t-the h-hawvest. + +5:25 Youw inyiquities have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away these things, and youw s-sins have +withhowden g-good things fwom you. + +5:26 Fow among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe awe f-found wicked m-men: they way wait, as he +that setteth (°ㅂ°╬) *twerks* s-snyawes; they s-set a twap, they catch m-men. + +5:27 As a cage is f-fuww of biwds, so awe theiw houses f-fuww of deceit: +thewefowe they awe become g-gweat, and waxen w-wich. + +5:28 They awe waxen fat, they shinye: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they ovewpass t-the deeds of +t-the wicked: they j-judge nyot t-the cause, t-the c-cause of t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +they pwospew; and t-the wight of t-the nyeedy (^-^*)/ d-do they nyot judge. + +5-5:29 Shaww I nyot v-visit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these (o^▽^o) t-things? saith t-the WOWD: shaww nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +souw be a-avenged on such a nyation as t-this? 5:30 A-A wondewfuw and +howwibwe t-thing is committed in t-the wand; 5:31 The pwophets ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy +fawsewy, and t-the pwiests beaw w-wuwe by theiw m-means; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe wove +to have it so: and what wiww ye (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the end theweof? 6-6:1 O-O ye +chiwdwen of Benjamin, gathew youwsewves to fwee out of t-the m-midst of +J-Jewusawem, and b-bwow t-the twumpet in Tekoa, and s-set up a (*´▽`*) s-sign of fiwe in +Bethhaccewem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw appeaweth out of t-the nyowth, and gweat +destwuction. + +6:2 I have wikenyed t-the daughtew of Zion to a c-comewy and dewicate +|･ω･) w-woman. + +6:3 The shephewds with theiw f-fwocks shaww come u-unto hew; they shaww +p-pitch theiw tents against hew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; they shaww feed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +in his pwace. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Pwepawe ye waw against hew; a-awise, and wet us go up a-at nyoon. Woe +u-unto us! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day goeth away, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the shadows of t-the evenying awe +stwetched ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +6:5 Awise, and wet us go by nyight, and wet us d-destwoy hew pawaces. + +6:6 Fow thus hath t-the WOWD of hosts said, H-Hew ye down twees, and cast +a mount against Jewusawem: this is t-the city to be (✧∀✧)/ v-visited; she is +whowwy oppwession in t-the m-midst of hew. + +6:7 As a fountain casteth out hew w-watews, so she casteth out hew +wickednyess: viowence and spoiw is heawd in hew; befowe m-me continyuawwy +is gwief and wounds. + +6:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou instwucted, O-O J-Jewusawem, west o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw depawt fwom thee; +west I make thee d-desowate, a wand nyot i-inhabited. + +6:9 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, They shaww thwoughwy gwean t-the +wemnyant of Iswaew as a vinye: tuwn back thinye hand as a g-gwapegathewew +into t-the baskets. + +6:10 To whom shaww I speak, and g-give wawnying, that they may heaw? +b-behowd, theiw eaw is unciwcumcised, and they c-cannyot h-heawken: b-behowd, +t-the wowd of t-the WOWD is u-unto t-them a wepwoach; they have nyo dewight in +it. + +6:11 Thewefowe I am f-fuww of t-the fuwy of t-the WOWD; I am weawy with +howding in: I wiww p-pouw it out upon t-the chiwdwen abwoad, and upon t-the +assembwy of young men togethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow even t-the h-husband with t-the wife +shaww be taken, t-the a-aged with him that is f-fuww of days. + +6:12 And theiw houses shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto othews, with theiw fiewds +and wives togethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand upon t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the wand, saith t-the WOWD. + +6:13 Fow fwom t-the weast of t-them even u-unto t-the gweatest of t-them {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye is given to covetousnyess; and fwom t-the pwophet even u-unto t-the +pwiest {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye deaweth f-fawsewy. + +6:14 They have heawed awso t-the (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe +swightwy, s-saying, Peace, peace; when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo p-peace. + +6:15 W-Wewe they a-ashamed when they h-had committed abominyation? nyay, they +wewe nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-ashamed, nyeithew couwd they bwush: thewefowe they +shaww faww among t-them that faww: a-at t-the time that I v-visit t-them they +shaww be cast down, saith t-the WOWD. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Stand ye in t-the ways, and see, and ask (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the o-owd (´ ω `♡) p-paths, whewe is t-the g-good way, and wawk thewein, and ye shaww +f-find w-west (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw souws. But they said, We wiww nyot wawk thewein. + +6-6:17 Awso I s-set w-watchmen o-ovew y-you, s-saying, Heawken to t-the s-sound of t-the +t-twumpet. But they said, We wiww nyot h-heawken. + +6:18 Thewefowe h-heaw, ye n-nyations, and knyow, O-O congwegation, what is +among them. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 Heaw, O-O eawth: b-behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon this p-peopwe, even +t-the fwuit of theiw thoughts, because they have nyot heawkenyed u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowds, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, but wejected it. + +6:20 To what puwpose cometh (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to m-me i-incense fwom Sheba, and t-the +sweet canye fwom a faw countwy? youw buwnt offewings awe nyot +acceptabwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow youw s-sacwifices sweet u-unto me. + +6:21 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww way stumbwingbwocks +befowe this p-peopwe, and t-the f-fathews and t-the sons togethew shaww faww +upon t-them; t-the (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw and his fwiend shaww pewish. + +6:22 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, a peopwe cometh fwom t-the nyowth +countwy, and a gweat nyation shaww be waised fwom t-the s-sides of t-the +eawth. + +6:23 They shaww way h-howd on bow and speaw; they awe cwuew, and have nyo +m-mewcy; theiw voice woaweth w-wike t-the sea; and they wide upon howses, +s-set in a-awway as men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw against thee, O-O daughtew of Z-Zion. + +6:24 We have heawd t-the f-fame theweof: ouw h-hands wax f-feebwe: a-anguish +hath taken h-howd of u-us, and p-pain, as of a woman in twavaiw. + +6:25 Go nyot fowth into t-the fiewd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wawk by t-the way; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swowd +of t-the enyemy and f-feaw is on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. + +6:26 O-O daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, giwd thee with sackcwoth, and wawwow +t-thysewf in ashes: make thee mouwnying, as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an onwy son, most bittew +wamentation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spoiwew shaww suddenwy come upon us. + +6:27 I have s-set thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a towew and a fowtwess among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, that +t-thou mayest knyow and twy theiw way. + +6:28 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwievous wevowtews, wawking with swandews: they awe +bwass and iwon; they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cowwuptews. + +6:29 The b-bewwows awe buwnyed, t-the wead is consumed of t-the fiwe; t-the +foundew mewteth in vain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wicked awe nyot p-pwucked away. + +6:30 Wepwobate s-siwvew shaww men caww t-them, because t-the WOWD hath +wejected them. + +7:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, s-saying, 7:2 Stand in +t-the gate of t-the WOWD's h-house, and pwocwaim (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe this wowd, and say, +Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye of Judah, that entew in a-at these +gates to w-wowship t-the WOWD. + +7-7:3 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, A-Amend youw ways +and youw doings, and I wiww c-cause you to dweww in this pwace. + +7:4 Twust ye nyot in wying wowds, s-saying, The tempwe of t-the WOWD, The +tempwe of t-the WOWD, The tempwe of t-the WOWD, awe these. + +7:5 Fow if ye thwoughwy amend youw ways and youw doings; if ye +thwoughwy execute j-judgment b-between a man and his nyeighbouw; 7:6 If ye +o(>ω<)o o-oppwess nyot t-the s-stwangew, t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and t-the widow, and shed nyot +innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood in this pwace, nyeithew wawk aftew othew gods to youw +h-huwt: 7-7:7 T-Then wiww I c-cause you to dweww in this pwace, in t-the wand +that I gave to youw fathews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Behowd, ye t-twust in wying wowds, that c-cannyot p-pwofit. + +7:9 W-Wiww ye steaw, muwdew, and commit a-aduwtewy, and sweaw fawsewy, and +buwn i-incense u-unto Baaw, and wawk aftew othew gods whom ye knyow n-nyot; +7:10 And come and stand befowe m-me in this h-house, which is cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame, and say, We awe dewivewed to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these abominyations? 7:11 Is +this h-house, which is cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, become a den of wobbews in +youw eyes? Behowd, even I have s-seen it, saith t-the WOWD. + +7:12 But go ye nyow u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwace which w-was in S-Shiwoh, whewe I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame a-at t-the fiwst, and s-see what I did to it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe Iswaew. + +7:13 And n-nyow, because ye have donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowks, saith t-the WOWD, +and I spake u-unto y-you, wising up eawwy and s-speaking, but ye heawd n-nyot; +and I cawwed y-you, but ye answewed n-nyot; 7:14 Thewefowe wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto +this h-house, which is cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, whewein ye twust, and u-unto t-the +pwace which I gave to you and to youw fathews, as I have donye to +Shiwoh. + +7:15 And I wiww cast you out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, as I have cast out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw +bwethwen, even t-the w-whowe seed of Ephwaim. + +7:16 Thewefowe p-pway nyot t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this p-peopwe, nyeithew wift up (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (=`ω´=) n-nyow +pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, nyeithew make intewcession to me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot h-heaw +thee. + +7:17 S-Seest t-thou nyot what they (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the c-cities of Judah and in t-the +s-stweets of Jewusawem? 7:18 The chiwdwen gathew wood, and t-the f-fathews +kindwe t-the f-fiwe, and t-the w-women knyead theiw dough, to make c-cakes to t-the +queen of heaven, and to p-pouw out dwink offewings u-unto othew gods, that +they may pwovoke m-me to angew. + +xDD 7-7:19 Do they pwovoke m-me to (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-angew? saith t-the WOWD: (^-^*)/ d-do they nyot pwovoke +themsewves to t-the confusion of theiw own faces? 7:20 Thewefowe thus +saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, minye angew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy shaww be pouwed out +upon this pwace, upon ^.^ m-man, and upon beast, and upon t-the twees of t-the +fiewd, and upon t-the fwuit of t-the g-gwound; and it shaww (^人^) b-buwn, and shaww +nyot be quenched. + +7:21 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Put youw buwnt +offewings u-unto youw sacwifices, and e-eat ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +7:22 Fow I spake nyot u-unto youw fathews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow commanded t-them in t-the day +that I b-bwought t-them out of t-the wand of Egypt, c-concewnying buwnt +offewings ow s-sacwifices: 7:23 But this t-thing commanded I t-them, s-saying, +O-Obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and I wiww be youw G-God, and ye shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: and +wawk ye in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ways that I have commanded y-you, that it may be w-weww +u-unto you. + +7:24 But they heawkenyed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw eaw, but wawked in t-the +c-counsews and in t-the imaginyation of theiw eviw heawt, and went +backwawd, and nyot fowwawd. + +7:25 Since t-the day that youw f-fathews came fowth out of t-the wand of +Egypt u-unto this day I have even sent u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the +pwophets, daiwy wising up eawwy and sending (=`ω´=) t-them: \(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Y-Yet they +heawkenyed nyot u-unto me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw eaw, but hawdenyed theiw +n-nyeck: they did wowse than theiw fathews. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Thewefowe t-thou shawt speak (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds u-unto t-them; but they +wiww nyot heawken to t-thee: t-thou shawt awso caww u-unto t-them; but they +wiww nyot answew thee. + +7:28 But t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, This is a nyation that o-obeyeth nyot +t-the voice of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, (=`ω´=) n-nyow weceiveth c-cowwection: twuth is +pewished, and is cut off fwom theiw mouth. + +7:29 (O.O) C-Cut off thinye haiw, O-O J-Jewusawem, and cast it away, and o(>ω<)o t-take up a +wamentation on high (*^‿^*) p-pwaces; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath wejected and fowsaken +t-the genyewation of his wwath. + +7:30 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Judah have donye eviw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, saith t-the +WOWD: they have s-set theiw abominyations in t-the house which is cawwed by +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, to powwute it. + +7:31 And they have b-buiwt t-the high pwaces of Tophet, which is in t-the +vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, to buwn theiw sons and theiw daughtews in +t-the fiwe; which I commanded t-them nyot, nyeithew came it into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. + +7-7:32 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that it shaww +nyo mowe be cawwed Tophet, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, but t-the +vawwey of swaughtew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww buwy in Tophet, tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo +pwace. + +7:33 And t-the cawcases of this peopwe shaww be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fowws of +t-the heaven, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth; and nyonye shaww f-fway t-them +away. + +7:34 T-Then wiww I c-cause to cease fwom t-the c-cities of Judah, and fwom t-the +s-stweets of J-Jewusawem, t-the voice of miwth, and t-the voice of gwadnyess, +t-the voice of t-the b-bwidegwoom, and t-the voice of t-the bwide: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand +shaww be >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time, saith t-the WOWD, they shaww bwing out t-the bonyes of +t-the kings of Judah, and t-the bonyes of his pwinces, and t-the bonyes of t-the +p-pwiests, and t-the bonyes of t-the pwophets, and t-the bonyes of t-the +i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, out of theiw gwaves: 8-8:2 And they shaww +spwead t-them befowe t-the sun, and t-the moon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, +whom they have woved, and whom they have sewved, and aftew whom they +have wawked, and whom they have sought, and whom they have wowshipped: +they shaww nyot be gathewed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be buwied; they shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon +t-the f-face of t-the eawth. + +8:3 And death shaww be chosen wathew than wife by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wesidue of +t-them that wemain of this eviw famiwy, which wemain in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces +whithew I have dwiven t-them, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +8:4 Moweovew t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Shaww they +faww, and nyot awise? shaww he tuwn away, and nyot wetuwn? 8-8:5 Why t-then +is this peopwe of Jewusawem swidden back by a pewpetuaw backswiding? +they h-howd fast deceit, they wefuse to wetuwn. + +8:6 I heawkenyed and heawd, but they spake nyot a-awight: nyo man wepented +him of his wickednyess, s-saying, What have I donye? {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to +his c-couwse, as t-the h-howse wusheth into t-the battwe. + +8:7 Yea, t-the stowk in t-the heaven k-knyoweth hew appointed times; and t-the +tuwtwe and t-the cwanye and t-the swawwow o-obsewve t-the time of theiw ＼(≧▽≦)／ c-coming; +but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe knyow nyot t-the j-judgment of t-the WOWD. + +8:8 How (^-^*)/ d-do ye say, We awe w-wise, and t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD is with us? +Wo, cewtainwy in vain m-made he it; t-the pen of t-the scwibes is in vain. + +8:9 The wise men awe a-ashamed, they awe d-dismayed and taken: wo, they +have wejected t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; and what wisdom is in them? 8-8:10 +Thewefowe wiww I g-give theiw wives u-unto othews, and theiw fiewds to +t-them that shaww i-inhewit (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom t-the weast even u-unto +t-the gweatest is given to covetousnyess, fwom t-the pwophet even u-unto t-the +pwiest {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye deaweth f-fawsewy. + +8-8:11 Fow they have heawed t-the (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe +swightwy, s-saying, Peace, peace; when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo p-peace. + +8:12 W-Wewe they a-ashamed when they h-had committed abominyation? nyay, they +wewe nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-ashamed, nyeithew couwd they bwush: thewefowe shaww +they faww among t-them that faww: in t-the time of theiw visitation they +shaww be cast down, saith t-the WOWD. + +8-8:13 I wiww suwewy consume t-them, saith t-the WOWD: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo +gwapes on t-the vinye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow figs on t-the fig twee, and t-the weaf shaww fade; +and t-the things that I have given t-them shaww pass away fwom them. + +8:14 Why (^-^*)/ d-do we sit stiww? assembwe youwsewves, and wet us entew into +t-the defenced cities, and wet us be s-siwent thewe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD ouw God +hath put us to siwence, and given us w-watew of (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww to dwink, because +we have sinnyed against t-the WOWD. + +8:15 We wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow p-peace, but nyo g-good c-came; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a time of heawth, +and (x_x)V b-behowd twoubwe! (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 The snyowting of his howses w-was heawd fwom +D-Dan: t-the w-whowe wand twembwed a-at t-the s-sound of t-the nyeighing of his +stwong onyes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe come, and have devouwed t-the wand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that is in it; t-the city, and those that dweww thewein. + +8:17 Fow, b-behowd, I wiww send sewpents, cockatwices, among y-you, which +wiww nyot be chawmed, and they shaww bite y-you, saith t-the WOWD. + +8-8:18 When I w-wouwd comfowt mysewf against sowwow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is f-faint in +me. + +8-8:19 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the voice of t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe because +of t-them that dweww in a faw c-countwy: Is nyot t-the WOWD in Zion? is nyot +hew king in h-hew? Why have they p-pwovoked m-me to angew with theiw gwaven +images, and with s-stwange v-vanyities? 8:20 The hawvest is past, t-the +summew is ended, and we awe nyot saved. + +8-8:21 Fow t-the (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe am I h-huwt; I am bwack; +(✧ω✧) a-astonyishment hath taken h-howd on me. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo b-bawm in Giwead; is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo physician thewe? why t-then +is nyot t-the heawth of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe wecovewed? 9:1 O-Oh that +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head wewe w-watews, and minye eyes a fountain of teaws, that I m-might +weep day and nyight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swain of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe! (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 O-Oh +that I h-had in t-the wiwdewnyess a wodging pwace of wayfawing men; that I +m-might weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and go fwom t-them! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww aduwtewews, +an assembwy of t-tweachewous m-men. + +9:3 And they bend theiw t-tongues w-wike theiw bow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wies: but they awe +nyot v-vawiant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twuth upon t-the eawth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they pwoceed fwom eviw +to eviw, and they knyow nyot me, saith t-the WOWD. + +9:4 Take ye heed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his nyeighbouw, and t-twust ye nyot in any +bwothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy b-bwothew wiww u-uttewwy s-suppwant, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw +wiww wawk with swandews. + +9:5 And they wiww deceive {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his nyeighbouw, and wiww nyot speak +t-the twuth: they have taught theiw tongue to speak w-wies, and weawy +themsewves to commit inyiquity. + +9:6 T-Thinye h-habitation is in t-the m-midst of d-deceit; thwough d-deceit they +wefuse to knyow me, saith t-the WOWD. + +9:7 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, Behowd, I wiww mewt t-them, +and twy t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow how shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe? 9:8 +(* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw tongue is as an awwow shot out; it s-speaketh deceit: onye s-speaketh +peaceabwy to his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw with his mouth, but in heawt he wayeth his +w-wait. + +9:9 Shaww I nyot v-visit t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these (o^▽^o) t-things? saith t-the WOWD: shaww nyot +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw be a-avenged on such a nyation as t-this? (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Fow t-the mountains +wiww I o(>ω<)o t-take up a weeping and waiwing, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the habitations of t-the +wiwdewnyess a wamentation, because they awe buwnyed up, so that nyonye c-can +pass thwough t-them; nyeithew c-can men h-heaw t-the voice of t-the c-cattwe; both +t-the foww of t-the h-heavens and t-the beast awe fwed; they awe gonye. + +9-9:11 And I wiww make Jewusawem heaps, and a den of dwagons; and I wiww +make t-the c-cities of Judah d-desowate, without an i-inhabitant. + +9:12 Who is t-the wise ^.^ m-man, that may undewstand t-this? and who is he to +whom t-the mouth of t-the WOWD hath spoken, that he may decwawe it, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +what t-the wand pewisheth and is buwnyed up w-wike a wiwdewnyess, that nyonye +passeth thwough? 9:13 And t-the WOWD saith, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have fowsaken +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (☆▽☆) w-waw which I s-set befowe t-them, and have nyot obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, nyeithew +wawked thewein; 9-9:14 But have wawked aftew t-the imaginyation of theiw +own heawt, and aftew Baawim, which theiw f-fathews taught (=`ω´=) t-them: 9:15 +Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I +wiww feed t-them, even this p-peopwe, with wowmwood, and g-give t-them w-watew +of (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww to d-dwink. + +9:16 I wiww scattew t-them awso among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom nyeithew they (=`ω´=) n-nyow +theiw f-fathews have knyown: and I wiww send a s-swowd aftew t-them, tiww I +have consumed them. + +9:17 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, Considew ye, and caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +mouwnying (*°▽°*) w-women, that they may come; and send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cunnying (*°▽°*) w-women, that +they may c-come: 9:18 And wet t-them make haste, and o(>ω<)o t-take up a waiwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +u-us, that ouw eyes may w-wun down with teaws, and ouw eyewids g-gush out +with watews. + +9:19 Fow a voice of waiwing is heawd out of Zion, How awe we spoiwed! +we awe gweatwy confounded, because we have fowsaken t-the wand, because +ouw dwewwings have cast us ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +9:20 Y-Yet h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O ye (*°▽°*) w-women, and wet youw eaw +weceive t-the wowd of his mouth, and t-teach youw daughtews waiwing, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye hew (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw wamentation. + +9:21 Fow death is come up into ouw windows, and is entewed into ouw +pawaces, to cut off t-the chiwdwen fwom without, and t-the young men fwom +t-the stweets. + +9:22 Speak, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Even t-the cawcases of men shaww faww +as (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon t-the open fiewd, and as t-the handfuw aftew t-the hawvestman, +and nyonye shaww gathew them. + +9:23 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Wet nyot t-the wise man gwowy in his wisdom, +nyeithew wet t-the mighty man gwowy in his might, wet nyot t-the wich man +gwowy in his wiches: 9:24 But wet him that gwowieth gwowy in this, +that he undewstandeth and k-knyoweth me, that I am t-the WOWD which +exewcise wovingkindnyess, j-judgment, and wighteousnyess, in t-the eawth: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in these things I dewight, saith t-the WOWD. + +9:25 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww punyish (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-them which awe ciwcumcised with t-the unciwcumcised; 9:26 Egypt, and +Judah, and Edom, and t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and M-Moab, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe +in t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost cownyews, that dweww in t-the wiwdewnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +nyations awe unciwcumcised, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew awe +u-unciwcumcised in t-the heawt. + +10:1 Heaw ye t-the wowd which t-the WOWD s-speaketh u-unto y-you, O-O house of +Iswaew: 1-10:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Weawn nyot t-the w-way of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, +and be nyot d-dismayed a-at t-the signs of heaven; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the heathen awe +d-dismayed a-at them. + +10:3 Fow t-the customs of t-the peopwe awe vain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye cutteth a twee +out of t-the f-fowest, t-the wowk of t-the h-hands of t-the (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wowkman, with t-the a-axe. + +10:4 They deck it with s-siwvew and with gowd; they fasten it with nyaiws +and with h-hammews, that it move n-nyot. + +1-10:5 They awe upwight as t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee, but speak nyot: they (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds +be bownye, because they c-cannyot go. (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +c-cannyot (^-^*)/ d-do eviw, nyeithew awso is it in t-them to (^-^*)/ d-do good. + +10:6 Fowasmuch as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike u-unto thee, O-O WOWD; t-thou awt +g-gweat, and thy nyame is gweat in might. + +10:7 Who w-wouwd nyot f-feaw thee, O-O King of nyations? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to thee doth it +appewtain: fowasmuch as among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wise men of t-the n-nyations, and in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw kingdoms, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike u-unto thee. + +10:8 But they awe awtogethew bwutish and foowish: t-the stock is a +doctwinye of vanyities. + +10:9 Siwvew spwead into pwates is b-bwought fwom T-Tawshish, and gowd fwom +Uphaz, t-the wowk of t-the (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wowkman, and of t-the h-hands of t-the f-foundew: bwue +and puwpwe is theiw cwothing: they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of cunnying m-men. + +10:10 But t-the WOWD is t-the twue G-God, he is t-the wiving G-God, and an +evewwasting king: a-at his wwath t-the eawth shaww twembwe, and t-the +nyations shaww nyot be abwe to abide his i-indignyation. + +1-10:11 T-Thus shaww ye say u-unto t-them, The gods that have nyot m-made t-the +h-heavens and t-the eawth, even they shaww pewish fwom t-the eawth, and fwom +undew these (´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 He hath m-made t-the eawth by his p-powew, he hath estabwished t-the +wowwd by his wisdom, and hath stwetched out t-the h-heavens by his +discwetion. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 When he utteweth his voice, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a muwtitude of watews in +t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and he causeth t-the vapouws to ascend fwom t-the ends of t-the +eawth; he m-maketh wightnyings with wain, and bwingeth fowth t-the wind out +of his tweasuwes. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Evewy man is bwutish in his knyowwedge: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foundew is +confounded by t-the gwaven image: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mowten i-image is fawsehood, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo bweath in them. + +10:15 They awe v-vanyity, and t-the wowk of ewwows: in t-the time of theiw +visitation they shaww pewish. + +1-10:16 The powtion of J-Jacob is nyot w-wike (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the f-fowmew of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; and Iswaew is t-the wod of his inhewitance: The WOWD of +hosts is his nyame. + +1-10:17 Gathew up thy wawes out of t-the wand, O-O i-inhabitant of t-the +fowtwess. + +10:18 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww swing out t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the wand a-at this once, and wiww d-distwess t-them, that +they may f-find it so. + +10:19 Woe is m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my huwt! o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wound is gwievous; but I said, Twuwy +this is a gwief, and I (* ^ ω ^) m-must beaw it. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 My tabewnyacwe is spoiwed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-cowds awe bwoken: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +chiwdwen awe gonye fowth of me, and they awe nyot: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to +s-stwetch fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my >_> t-tent any m-mowe, and to s-set up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cuwtains. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Fow t-the pastows awe become bwutish, and have nyot sought t-the +WOWD: thewefowe they shaww nyot pwospew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw f-fwocks shaww be +scattewed. + +10:22 Behowd, t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the bwuit is come, and a gweat commotion +out of t-the nyowth countwy, to make t-the c-cities of Judah d-desowate, and a +den of dwagons. + +1-10:23 O-O WOWD, I knyow that t-the w-way of man is nyot in himsewf: it is nyot +in man that w-wawketh to (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect his steps. + +10:24 O-O WOWD, c-cowwect me, but with judgment; nyot in thinye angew, west +t-thou bwing m-me to nyothing. + +10:25 Pouw out thy fuwy upon t-the heathen that knyow thee nyot, and upon +t-the famiwies that caww nyot on thy nyame: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have eaten up Jacob, +and devouwed him, and consumed him, and have m-made his h-habitation +>w< *cries* d-desowate. + +11:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD s-saying, 11:2 Heaw ye +t-the w-wowds of this c-covenyant, and speak u-unto t-the men of Judah, and to +t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem; 11:3 And say t-thou u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith +t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew; Cuwsed be t-the man that o-obeyeth nyot t-the w-wowds +of this c-covenyant, 11:4 W-Which I commanded youw f-fathews in t-the day that +I b-bwought t-them fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt, fwom t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon fuwnyace, +s-saying, O-Obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww which I command +you: so shaww ye be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be youw G-God: 11:5 That I may +pewfowm t-the o-oath which I have swown u-unto youw fathews, to g-give t-them a +wand fwowing with miwk and honyey, as it is this d-day. T-Then answewed I, +and said, S-So be it, O-O WOWD. + +11:6 T-Then t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Pwocwaim (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds in t-the +c-cities of Judah, and in t-the s-stweets of J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Heaw ye t-the +w-wowds of this c-covenyant, and (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +11:7 Fow I eawnyestwy pwotested u-unto youw f-fathews in t-the day that I +b-bwought t-them up out of t-the wand of Egypt, even u-unto this day, wising +eawwy and pwotesting, s-saying, O-Obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. + +11:8 Y-Yet they obeyed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw eaw, but wawked {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +in t-the imaginyation of theiw eviw (*°▽°*) h-heawt: thewefowe I wiww bwing upon +t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this c-covenyant, which I commanded t-them to do: but +they did t-them n-nyot. + +11:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, A-A conspiwacy is f-found among t-the men of +Judah, and among t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem. + +11:10 They awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back to t-the inyiquities of theiw f-fowefathews, +which wefused to h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; and they went aftew othew gods to +sewve (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the house of Iswaew and t-the house of Judah have bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +c-covenyant which I m-made with theiw fathews. + +11:11 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon +t-them, which they shaww nyot be abwe to escape; and t-though they shaww +(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto me, I wiww nyot heawken u-unto them. + +11:12 T-Then shaww t-the c-cities of Judah and i-inhabitants of Jewusawem go, +and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the gods u-unto whom they offew i-incense: but they shaww nyot +s-save t-them a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the time of theiw twoubwe. + +11:13 Fow a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of thy c-cities wewe thy gods, O-O +Judah; and a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the s-stweets of Jewusawem have ye +s-set up a-awtaws to that shamefuw thing, even a-awtaws to buwn i-incense u-unto +B-Baaw. + +11:14 Thewefowe p-pway nyot t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this p-peopwe, nyeithew wift up a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy +ow pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot h-heaw t-them in t-the time that they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy +u-unto m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw twoubwe. + +11:15 What hath o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved to (^-^*)/ d-do in minye h-house, seeing she hath +wwought wewdnyess with many, and t-the h-howy fwesh is passed fwom thee? +when t-thou doest eviw, t-then t-thou wejoicest. + +11:16 The WOWD cawwed thy nyame, A-A gween owive twee, faiw, and of +goodwy fwuit: with t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a gweat t-tumuwt he hath kindwed fiwe +upon it, and t-the bwanches of it awe bwoken. + +11:17 Fow t-the WOWD of hosts, that pwanted thee, hath pwonyounced eviw +against thee, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eviw of t-the house of Iswaew and of t-the house of +Judah, which they have donye against themsewves to pwovoke m-me to angew +in offewing i-incense u-unto B-Baaw. + +11:18 And t-the WOWD hath given m-me k-knyowwedge of it, and I knyow i-it: t-then +t-thou shewedst m-me theiw doings. + +11:19 But I w-was w-wike a wamb ow an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox that is b-bwought to t-the s-swaughtew; +and I knyew nyot that they h-had devised devices against me, s-saying, Wet +us d-destwoy t-the twee with t-the fwuit t-theweof, and wet us cut him off +fwom t-the wand of t-the wiving, that his nyame may be nyo mowe wemembewed. + +11:20 B-But, O-O WOWD of hosts, that judgest w-wighteouswy, that twiest t-the +weins and t-the heawt, wet m-me s-see thy vengeance on (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee +have I weveawed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause. + +11:21 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of t-the men of Anyathoth, that seek +thy w-wife, s-saying, Pwophesy nyot in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, that t-thou die +nyot by ouw hand: 11:22 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, Behowd, +I wiww punyish (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the young men shaww die by t-the swowd; theiw sons +and theiw daughtews shaww die by faminye: 1-11:23 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo +wemnyant of (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww bwing eviw upon t-the men of Anyathoth, even +t-the yeaw of theiw visitation. + +12:1 (T_T) *cries* W-Wighteous awt thou, O-O WOWD, when I pwead with t-thee: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wet m-me +tawk with thee of thy j-judgments: Whewefowe doth t-the w-way of t-the wicked +pwospew? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they happy that d-deaw vewy tweachewouswy? +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 T-Thou hast pwanted t-them, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they have taken woot: they gwow, +(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they bwing fowth fwuit: t-thou awt (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw in theiw mouth, and faw +fwom theiw weins. + +12:3 But thou, O-O WOWD, k-knyowest me: t-thou hast s-seen me, and twied minye +heawt towawd t-thee: puww t-them out w-wike sheep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swaughtew, and +p-pwepawe t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of s-swaughtew. + +12:4 How wong shaww t-the wand mouwn, and t-the hewbs of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fiewd +withew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of t-them that dweww thewein? t-the b-beasts awe +consumed, and t-the biwds; because they said, He shaww nyot s-see ouw wast +end. + +1-12:5 If t-thou hast w-wun with t-the footmen, and they have weawied thee, +t-then how c-canst t-thou contend with howses? and if in t-the wand of p-peace, +whewein t-thou twustedst, they weawied thee, t-then how wiwt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do in +t-the swewwing of Jowdan? 12:6 Fow even thy bwethwen, and t-the house of +thy fathew, even they have d-deawt t-tweachewouswy with thee; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they +have cawwed a muwtitude aftew t-thee: bewieve t-them nyot, t-though they +speak f-faiw w-wowds u-unto thee. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 I have fowsaken minye h-house, I have weft minye hewitage; I have +given t-the deawwy bewoved of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw into t-the hand of hew enyemies. + +12:8 M-Minye hewitage is u-unto m-me as a w-wion in t-the fowest; it cwieth out +against me: thewefowe have I hated it. + +12:9 M-Minye hewitage is u-unto m-me as a speckwed b-biwd, t-the biwds (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about awe against hew; come ye, assembwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd, +come to devouw. + +12:10 Many pastows have destwoyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-vinyeyawd, they have twodden o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +powtion undew foot, they have m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pweasant powtion a desowate +wiwdewnyess. + +1-12:11 They have m-made it d-desowate, and being desowate it mouwnyeth u-unto +m-me; t-the w-whowe wand is m-made d-desowate, because nyo man wayeth it to +heawt. + +12:12 The spoiwews awe come upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww high pwaces thwough t-the +wiwdewnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swowd of t-the WOWD shaww devouw fwom t-the onye end of +t-the wand even to t-the othew end of t-the wand: nyo fwesh shaww have p-peace. + +12:13 They have sown wheat, but shaww w-weap thowns: they have put +themsewves to p-pain, but shaww nyot pwofit: and they shaww be a-ashamed of +youw wevenyues because of t-the fiewce angew of t-the WOWD. + +12:14 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye eviw nyeighbouws, that touch +t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance which I have caused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew to inhewit; +Behowd, I wiww pwuck t-them out of theiw wand, and pwuck out t-the house +of Judah fwom among them. + +1-12:15 And it shaww come to pass, aftew that I have p-pwucked t-them out I +wiww wetuwn, and have compassion on t-them, and wiww bwing t-them again, +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his h-hewitage, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his wand. + +12:16 And it shaww come to pass, if they wiww diwigentwy weawn t-the +ways of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, to sweaw by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, The WOWD wiveth; as they +taught o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe to sweaw by Baaw; t-then shaww they be b-buiwt in t-the +m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +12:17 But if they wiww nyot obey, I wiww u-uttewwy pwuck up and d-destwoy +that nyation, saith t-the WOWD. + +13:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto me, Go and get thee a winyen giwdwe, and +put it upon thy w-woins, and put it nyot in watew. + +13:2 S-So I got a g-giwdwe a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and put it +on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woins. + +13:3 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto m-me t-the second time, s-saying, +13:4 Take t-the g-giwdwe that t-thou hast >_> g-got, which is upon thy w-woins, and +a-awise, go to Euphwates, and hide it (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in a h-howe of t-the wock. + +13:5 S-So I went, and hid it by Euphwates, as t-the WOWD commanded me. + +13:6 And it came to pass aftew many days, that t-the WOWD said u-unto me, +Awise, go to Euphwates, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the g-giwdwe fwom thence, which I +commanded thee to hide thewe. + +13:7 T-Then I went to Euphwates, and o(>ω<)o *sweats* d-digged, and took t-the g-giwdwe fwom +t-the pwace whewe I h-had hid i-it: and, b-behowd, t-the g-giwdwe w-was mawwed, it +w-was pwofitabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyothing. + +13:8 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 13:9 T-Thus saith +t-the WOWD, Aftew this m-mannyew wiww I maw t-the pwide of Judah, and t-the +gweat pwide of Jewusawem. + +1-13:10 This eviw p-peopwe, which wefuse to h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, which wawk in +t-the imaginyation of theiw heawt, and wawk aftew othew gods, to sewve +t-them, and to w-wowship t-them, shaww even be as this giwdwe, which is g-good +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyothing. + +1-13:11 Fow as t-the g-giwdwe cweaveth to t-the woins of a ^.^ m-man, so have I +caused to cweave u-unto m-me t-the w-whowe house of Iswaew and t-the w-whowe house +of Judah, saith t-the WOWD; that they m-might be u-unto m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a p-peopwe, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a nyame, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a p-pwaise, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gwowy: but they w-wouwd nyot +heaw. + +13:12 Thewefowe t-thou shawt speak u-unto t-them this wowd; T-Thus saith t-the +WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Evewy bottwe shaww be fiwwed with winye: and they +shaww say u-unto thee, Do we nyot cewtainwy knyow that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy bottwe shaww +be fiwwed with winye? 13:13 T-Then shawt t-thou say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith +t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww fiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of this wand, even +t-the kings that sit upon David's t-thwonye, and t-the p-pwiests, and t-the +pwophets, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, with dwunkennyess. + +13:14 And I wiww dash t-them onye against anyothew, even t-the f-fathews and +t-the sons togethew, saith t-the WOWD: I wiww nyot pity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow spawe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +have m-mewcy, but d-destwoy them. + +13:15 Heaw ye, and g-give eaw; be nyot p-pwoud: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken. + +1-13:16 Give gwowy to t-the WOWD youw G-God, befowe he c-cause dawknyess, and +befowe youw feet stumbwe upon t-the dawk mountains, and, whiwe ye wook +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wight, he tuwn it into t-the shadow of d-death, and make it gwoss +dawknyess. + +13:17 But if ye wiww nyot h-heaw it, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww weep in secwet pwaces +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pwide; and minye eye shaww weep sowe, and w-wun down with teaws, +because t-the WOWD's fwock is cawwied away captive. + +13:18 Say u-unto t-the king and to t-the queen, Humbwe youwsewves, sit down: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw p-pwincipawities shaww come down, even t-the cwown of youw gwowy. + +13:19 The c-cities of t-the south shaww be s-shut up, and nyonye shaww open +(=`ω´=) t-them: Judah shaww be cawwied away captive (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of it, it shaww be +whowwy cawwied away captive. + +1-13:20 W-Wift up youw eyes, and (x_x)V b-behowd t-them that come fwom t-the n-nyowth: +whewe is t-the fwock that w-was given thee, thy beautifuw fwock? 13:21 +What wiwt t-thou say when he shaww punyish thee? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast taught +t-them to be captains, and as chief o-ovew t-thee: shaww nyot sowwows o(>ω<)o t-take +thee, as a woman in twavaiw? 13:22 And if t-thou say in thinye heawt, +Whewefowe come these things upon m-me? Fow t-the gweatnyess of thinye +i-inyiquity awe thy (=^‥^=) s-skiwts discovewed, and thy h-heews m-made bawe. + +13:23 Can t-the Ethiopian change his s-skin, ow t-the weopawd his spots? +t-then may ye awso (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, that awe accustomed to (^-^*)/ d-do \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +13:24 Thewefowe wiww I scattew t-them as t-the s-stubbwe that passeth away +by t-the wind of t-the wiwdewnyess. + +13:25 This is thy wot, t-the powtion of thy measuwes fwom me, saith t-the +WOWD; because t-thou hast fowgotten me, and twusted in f-fawsehood. + +13:26 Thewefowe wiww I discovew thy (=^‥^=) s-skiwts upon thy face, that thy +shame may appeaw. + +13:27 I have s-seen thinye aduwtewies, and thy nyeighings, t-the wewdnyess of +thy w-whowedom, and thinye abominyations on t-the hiwws in t-the fiewds. Woe +u-unto thee, O-O Jewusawem! wiwt t-thou nyot be m-made cwean? when shaww it +o-once be? 14:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came to Jewemiah c-concewnying +t-the deawth. + +14:2 Judah mouwnyeth, and t-the gates theweof wanguish; they awe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack +u-unto t-the g-gwound; and t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of Jewusawem is gonye (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +14:3 And theiw nyobwes have sent theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes to t-the watews: they +came to t-the pits, and f-found nyo watew; they wetuwnyed with theiw vessews +empty; they wewe a-ashamed and confounded, and covewed theiw heads. + +14:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound is chapt, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo wain in t-the eawth, +t-the p-pwowmen wewe a-ashamed, they covewed theiw heads. + +1-14:5 Yea, t-the hind awso cawved in t-the fiewd, and fowsook it, because +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo gwass. + +14:6 And t-the wiwd asses did stand in t-the high pwaces, they s-snyuffed up +t-the wind w-wike dwagons; theiw eyes did faiw, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo +gwass. + +14:7 O-O WOWD, t-though ouw inyiquities t-testify against u-us, (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thy nyame's sake: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw backswidings awe many; we have sinnyed against +thee. + +14:8 O-O t-the hope of I-Iswaew, t-the saviouw theweof in time of twoubwe, why +shouwdest t-thou be as a stwangew in t-the wand, and as a wayfawing man +that tuwnyeth aside to tawwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a nyight? 14:9 Why shouwdest t-thou be +as a man a-astonyied, as a mighty man that c-cannyot save? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thou, O-O WOWD, +awt in t-the m-midst of u-us, and we awe cawwed by thy nyame; weave us n-nyot. + +14:10 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto this p-peopwe, T-Thus have they woved to +wandew, they have nyot wefwainyed theiw feet, thewefowe t-the WOWD doth +nyot a-accept t-them; he wiww nyow (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew theiw inyiquity, and v-visit theiw +sins. + +14:11 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, Pway nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +good. + +1-14:12 When they fast, I wiww nyot h-heaw theiw cwy; and when they offew +buwnt offewing and an obwation, I wiww nyot a-accept (=`ω´=) t-them: but I wiww +consume t-them by t-the swowd, and by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the p-pestiwence. + +14:13 T-Then said I, A-Ah, Wowd G-GOD! b-behowd, t-the pwophets say u-unto t-them, +Ye shaww nyot s-see t-the swowd, nyeithew shaww ye have faminye; but I wiww +g-give you assuwed peace in this pwace. + +14:14 T-Then t-the WOWD said u-unto me, The pwophets ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy wies in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame: I sent t-them nyot, nyeithew have I commanded t-them, nyeithew spake +u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto you a f-fawse vision and d-divinyation, and a +t-thing of nyought, and t-the d-deceit of theiw heawt. + +1-14:15 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying t-the pwophets that +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and I sent t-them nyot, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they say, S-Swowd and +faminye shaww nyot be in this wand; By s-swowd and faminye shaww those +pwophets be consumed. + +14:16 And t-the peopwe to whom they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy shaww be cast out in t-the +s-stweets of Jewusawem because of t-the faminye and t-the swowd; and they +shaww have nyonye to buwy t-them, t-them, theiw wives, (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw ^-^ s-sons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +theiw daughtews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww p-pouw theiw w-wickednyess upon them. + +14:17 Thewefowe t-thou shawt say this wowd u-unto t-them; Wet minye eyes w-wun +down with teaws nyight and day, and wet t-them nyot cease: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the viwgin +daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe is bwoken with a gweat bweach, with a vewy +gwievous bwow. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 If I go fowth into t-the fiewd, t-then (x_x)V b-behowd t-the s-swain with t-the +swowd! and if I entew into t-the city, t-then (x_x)V b-behowd t-them that awe sick +with faminye! (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, both t-the pwophet and t-the pwiest go about into a +wand that they knyow n-nyot. + +1-14:19 Hast t-thou u-uttewwy wejected J-Judah? hath thy souw wothed Zion? why +hast t-thou smitten u-us, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo (☆ω☆) h-heawing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us? we wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +p-peace, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo good; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time of h-heawing, and (x_x)V b-behowd +twoubwe! ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 We acknyowwedge, O-O WOWD, ouw wickednyess, and t-the +i-inyiquity of ouw fathews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have sinnyed against thee. + +1-14:21 Do nyot abhow u-us, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's sake, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot disgwace t-the t-thwonye +of thy gwowy: wemembew, bweak nyot thy c-covenyant with us. + +14:22 Awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any among t-the v-vanyities of t-the G-Gentiwes that c-can c-cause +wain? ow c-can t-the h-heavens g-give showews? awt nyot t-thou he, O-O WOWD ouw +God? thewefowe we wiww wait upon t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +things. + +15:1 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, Though Moses and S-Samuew s-stood befowe +me, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind couwd nyot be towawd this peopwe: cast t-them out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sight, and wet t-them go f-fowth. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And it shaww come to pass, if they say u-unto thee, Whithew shaww +we go f-fowth? t-then t-thou shawt teww t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; S-Such as +awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow d-death, to death; and such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swowd, to t-the swowd; +and such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, to t-the faminye; and such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +c-captivity, to t-the captivity. + +1-15:3 And I wiww appoint o-ovew t-them fouw kinds, saith t-the WOWD: t-the +s-swowd to sway, and t-the dogs to teaw, and t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven, and +t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth, to devouw and d-destwoy. + +:3 1-15:4 And I wiww c-cause t-them to be w-wemoved into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the +eawth, because of Manyasseh t-the son of :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that +which he did in Jewusawem. + +1-15:5 Fow who shaww have p-pity upon thee, O-O Jewusawem? ow who shaww +bemoan thee? ow who shaww go aside to ask how t-thou doest? 15:6 T-Thou +hast fowsaken me, saith t-the WOWD, t-thou awt gonye b-backwawd: thewefowe +wiww I s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand against thee, and d-destwoy thee; I am weawy +with wepenting. + +15:7 And I wiww fan t-them with a fan in t-the gates of t-the wand; I wiww +b-beweave t-them of c-chiwdwen, I wiww d-destwoy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe since they (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +nyot fwom theiw w-ways. + +15:8 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw widows awe incweased to m-me a-above t-the sand of t-the seas: I +have b-bwought upon t-them against t-the mothew of t-the young men a spoiwew +a-at nyoonday: I have caused him to faww upon it suddenwy, and tewwows +upon t-the city. + +15:9 She that hath (￣ω￣) b-bownye seven wanguisheth: she hath given up t-the +ghost; hew sun is gonye down whiwe it w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet day: she hath b-been +a-ashamed and confounded: and t-the wesidue of t-them wiww I d-dewivew to t-the +s-swowd befowe theiw >_> e-enyemies, saith t-the WOWD. + +15:10 Woe is me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, that t-thou hast (￣ω￣) b-bownye m-me a man of stwife +and a man of c-contention to t-the w-whowe e-eawth! I have nyeithew went on +usuwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow men have went to m-me on usuwy; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them doth +(O_O;) c-cuwse me. + +15:11 The WOWD said, Vewiwy it shaww be w-weww with thy wemnyant; vewiwy +I wiww c-cause t-the enyemy to entweat thee w-weww in t-the time of eviw and in +t-the time of affwiction. + +15:12 Shaww (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon bweak t-the nyowthewn (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and t-the steew? 1-15:13 Thy +s-substance and thy tweasuwes wiww I g-give to t-the spoiw without pwice, +and that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy sins, even in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy bowdews. + +15:14 And I wiww make thee to pass with thinye enyemies into a wand +which t-thou k-knyowest nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fiwe is kindwed in minye angew, which +shaww buwn upon you. + +15:15 O-O WOWD, t-thou k-knyowest: (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew me, and v-visit me, and wevenge m-me +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pewsecutows; o(>ω<)o t-take m-me nyot away in thy >_> w-wongsuffewing: knyow that +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake I have suffewed webuke. + +15:16 Thy w-wowds wewe found, and I did e-eat t-them; and thy wowd w-was u-unto +m-me t-the joy and w-wejoicing of minye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am cawwed by thy nyame, O-O +WOWD God of hosts. + +15:17 I sat nyot in t-the assembwy of t-the m-mockews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wejoiced; I sat +awonye because of thy hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast fiwwed m-me with i-indignyation. + +15:18 Why is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pain pewpetuaw, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wound i-incuwabwe, which wefuseth +to be heawed? wiwt t-thou be awtogethew u-unto m-me as a wiaw, and as watews +that f-faiw? 1-15:19 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, If t-thou wetuwn, t-then +wiww I bwing thee again, and t-thou shawt stand befowe me: and if t-thou +o(>ω<)o t-take fowth t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious fwom t-the viwe, t-thou shawt be as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mouth: wet +t-them (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto thee; but (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn nyot t-thou u-unto them. + +1-15:20 And I wiww make thee u-unto this peopwe a f-fenced bwasen w-waww: and +they shaww fight against thee, but they shaww nyot pwevaiw against +t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with thee to s-save thee and to d-dewivew thee, saith t-the +WOWD. + +15:21 And I wiww d-dewivew thee out of t-the hand of t-the w-wicked, and I +wiww wedeem thee out of t-the hand of t-the tewwibwe. + +16:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came awso u-unto me, s-saying, 16:2 T-Thou shawt +nyot o(>ω<)o t-take thee a wife, nyeithew shawt t-thou have sons ow daughtews in +this pwace. + +16:3 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying t-the sons and c-concewnying t-the +daughtews that awe bown in this pwace, and c-concewnying theiw mothews +that bawe t-them, and c-concewnying theiw f-fathews that begat t-them in this +wand; 16:4 They shaww die of gwievous deaths; they shaww nyot be +w-wamented; nyeithew shaww they be buwied; but they shaww be as (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon +t-the f-face of t-the eawth: and they shaww be consumed by t-the swowd, and by +faminye; and theiw cawcases shaww be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fowws of heaven, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth. + +16:5 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Entew nyot into t-the house of mouwnying, +nyeithew go to wament (=`ω´=) n-nyow bemoan (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peace +fwom this p-peopwe, saith t-the WOWD, even wovingkindnyess and m-mewcies. + +1-16:6 Both t-the gweat and t-the smaww shaww die in this wand: they shaww +nyot be b-buwied, nyeithew shaww men wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cut themsewves, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow make themsewves bawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: 16:7 N-Nyeithew shaww men teaw +themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them in mouwnying, to comfowt t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead; nyeithew +shaww men g-give t-them t-the cup of consowation to dwink (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew +ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw m-mothew. + +16:8 T-Thou shawt nyot awso go into t-the house of (-ω-、) f-feasting, to sit with +t-them to e-eat and to d-dwink. + +1-16:9 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I +wiww c-cause to cease out of this pwace in youw eyes, and in youw days, +t-the voice of miwth, and t-the voice of gwadnyess, t-the voice of t-the +b-bwidegwoom, and t-the voice of t-the bwide. + +1-16:10 And it shaww come to pass, when t-thou shawt s-shew this peopwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +these wowds, and they shaww say u-unto thee, Whewefowe hath t-the WOWD +pwonyounced (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweat eviw against us? ow what is ouw inyiquity? ow +what is ouw sin that we have committed against t-the WOWD ouw God? +16:11 T-Then shawt t-thou say u-unto t-them, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because youw f-fathews have +fowsaken me, saith t-the WOWD, and have wawked aftew othew gods, and +have sewved t-them, and have w-wowshipped t-them, and have fowsaken me, and +have nyot kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw; 1-16:12 And ye have donye wowse than youw fathews; +fow, b-behowd, ye wawk {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye aftew t-the imaginyation of his eviw +heawt, that they may nyot heawken u-unto me: 16:13 Thewefowe wiww I cast +you out of this wand into a wand that ye knyow nyot, nyeithew ye (=`ω´=) n-nyow youw +fathews; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye sewve othew gods day and nyight; whewe I +wiww nyot s-shew you favouw. + +1-16:14 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that it shaww +nyo mowe be said, The WOWD w-wiveth, that b-bwought up t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew out of t-the wand of Egypt; xDD 1-16:15 B-But, The WOWD w-wiveth, that +b-bwought up t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom t-the wand of t-the nyowth, and fwom +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wands whithew he h-had dwiven (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww bwing t-them again +into theiw wand that I gave u-unto theiw fathews. + +16:16 Behowd, I wiww send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many f-fishews, saith t-the WOWD, and they +shaww fish t-them; and aftew wiww I send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many huntews, and they +shaww hunt t-them fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mountain, and fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy h-hiww, and out of +t-the o(≧▽≦)o h-howes of t-the w-wocks. + +1-16:17 Fow minye eyes awe upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw ways: they awe nyot hid fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +face, nyeithew is theiw i-inyiquity hid fwom minye eyes. + +1-16:18 And fiwst I wiww wecompense theiw i-inyiquity and theiw sin doubwe; +because they have defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand, they have fiwwed minye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +with t-the cawcases of theiw d-detestabwe and abominyabwe things. + +16:19 O-O WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge in t-the day +of a-affwiction, t-the G-Gentiwes shaww come u-unto thee fwom t-the ends of t-the +eawth, and shaww say, S-Suwewy ouw f-fathews have (^-^*)/ i-inhewited w-wies, v-vanyity, +and things whewein (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo p-pwofit. + +16:20 Shaww a man make gods u-unto himsewf, and they awe nyo g-gods? 16:21 +Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww this o-once c-cause t-them to knyow, I wiww c-cause +t-them to knyow minye hand and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my might; and they shaww knyow that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame +is The WOWD. + +17:1 The sin of Judah is wwitten with a pen of i-iwon, and with t-the +point of a diamond: it is gwaven upon t-the tabwe of theiw heawt, and +upon t-the howns of youw a-awtaws; 17:2 Whiwst theiw chiwdwen (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew +theiw a-awtaws and theiw gwoves by t-the gween twees upon t-the high hiwws. + +17:3 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mountain in t-the fiewd, I wiww g-give thy s-substance and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +tweasuwes to t-the spoiw, and thy high pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thy bowdews. + +17:4 And thou, even xDD t-thysewf, shawt discontinyue fwom thinye hewitage +that I gave thee; and I wiww c-cause thee to sewve thinye enyemies in t-the +wand which t-thou k-knyowest nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have kindwed a fiwe in minye angew, +which shaww buwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +17:5 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Cuwsed be t-the man that t-twusteth in ^.^ m-man, and +m-maketh fwesh his awm, and whose heawt depawteth fwom t-the WOWD. + +17:6 Fow he shaww be w-wike t-the heath in t-the desewt, and shaww nyot s-see +when g-good (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; but shaww i-inhabit t-the pawched pwaces in t-the +wiwdewnyess, in a sawt wand and nyot i-inhabited. + +17:7 Bwessed is t-the man that t-twusteth in t-the WOWD, and whose hope t-the +WOWD is. + +1-17:8 Fow he shaww be as a twee pwanted by t-the w-watews, and that +spweadeth out hew woots by t-the wivew, and shaww nyot s-see when heat +cometh, but hew weaf shaww be gween; and shaww nyot be cawefuw in t-the +yeaw of dwought, nyeithew shaww cease fwom yiewding fwuit. + +17:9 The heawt is deceitfuw a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and despewatewy wicked: +who c-can knyow it? 17:10 I t-the WOWD s-seawch t-the heawt, I twy t-the weins, +even to g-give {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his ways, and a-accowding to t-the +fwuit of his doings. + +17:11 As t-the pawtwidge sitteth on e-eggs, and hatcheth t-them n-nyot; so he +that getteth wiches, and nyot by (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, shaww weave t-them in t-the m-midst +of his days, and a-at his end shaww be a foow. + +17:12 A-A gwowious high t-thwonye fwom t-the beginnying is t-the pwace of ouw +(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +17:13 O-O WOWD, t-the hope of I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that fowsake thee shaww be +a-ashamed, and they that depawt fwom m-me shaww be wwitten in t-the eawth, +because they have fowsaken t-the WOWD, t-the fountain of wiving watews. + +17:14 Heaw me, O-O WOWD, and I shaww be heawed; s-save me, and I shaww be +saved: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwaise. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 Behowd, they say u-unto me, Whewe is t-the wowd of t-the WOWD? wet it +come n-nyow. + +17:16 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I have nyot h-hastenyed fwom being a pastow to fowwow +t-thee: nyeithew have I desiwed t-the woefuw >_> d-day; t-thou k-knyowest: that which +came out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips w-was wight befowe thee. + +17:17 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot a tewwow u-unto me: t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope in t-the day of \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +17:18 Wet t-them be confounded that pewsecute me, but wet nyot m-me be +confounded: wet t-them be dismayed, but wet nyot m-me be (つ✧ω✧)つ d-dismayed: bwing +upon t-them t-the day of eviw, and d-destwoy t-them with d-doubwe destwuction. + +17:19 T-Thus said t-the WOWD u-unto m-me; Go and stand in t-the gate of t-the +chiwdwen of t-the p-peopwe, wheweby t-the kings of Judah come in, and by t-the +which they go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gates of Jewusawem; 17:20 And say +u-unto t-them, Heaw ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye kings of Judah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Judah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, that entew in by these +(*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 17:21 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Take heed to youwsewves, and beaw nyo +^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden on t-the sabbath day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwing it in by t-the gates of Jewusawem; +17:22 N-Nyeithew cawwy fowth a ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden out of youw houses on t-the sabbath +day, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do ye any wowk, but hawwow ye t-the sabbath day, as I +commanded youw fathews. + +17:23 But they obeyed nyot, nyeithew |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw eaw, but m-made theiw +nyeck (*°▽°*) *hugs tightly* s-stiff, that they m-might nyot h-heaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow weceive (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* i-instwuction. + +17:24 And it shaww come to pass, if ye diwigentwy heawken u-unto me, +saith t-the WOWD, to bwing in nyo ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden thwough t-the gates of this city +on t-the sabbath day, but hawwow t-the sabbath day, to (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk thewein; +17:25 T-Then shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe entew into t-the gates of this city kings and +pwinces sitting upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, widing in chawiots and on +howses, they, and theiw pwinces, t-the men of Judah, and t-the i-inhabitants +of Jewusawem: and this city shaww wemain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +17:26 And they shaww come fwom t-the c-cities of Judah, and fwom t-the +pwaces about J-Jewusawem, and fwom t-the wand of Benjamin, and fwom t-the +pwain, and fwom t-the mountains, and fwom t-the south, bwinging buwnt +offewings, and sacwifices, and meat offewings, and incense, and +bwinging s-sacwifices of p-pwaise, u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +17:27 But if ye wiww nyot heawken u-unto m-me to hawwow t-the sabbath day, +and nyot to beaw a buwden, even entewing in a-at t-the gates of Jewusawem +on t-the sabbath >_> d-day; t-then wiww I kindwe a fiwe in t-the gates t-theweof, +and it shaww devouw t-the pawaces of J-Jewusawem, and it shaww nyot be +quenched. + +18:1 The wowd which came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, s-saying, 18:2 +Awise, and go down to t-the p-pottew's h-house, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe I wiww c-cause thee +to h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds. + +18:3 T-Then I went down to t-the p-pottew's h-house, and, b-behowd, he wwought a +wowk on t-the w-wheews. + +18:4 And t-the vessew that he m-made of cway w-was mawwed in t-the hand of t-the +pottew: so he m-made it again anyothew v-vessew, as seemed g-good to t-the +pottew to make it. + +18:5 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to me, s-saying, 18:6 O-O house of +I-Iswaew, c-cannyot I (^-^*)/ d-do with you as this pottew? saith t-the WOWD. Behowd, +as t-the cway is in t-the p-pottew's hand, so awe ye in minye hand, O-O house +of Iswaew. + +18:7 {{ (>_<) }} A-At what instant I shaww speak c-concewnying a nyation, and c-concewnying +a k-kingdom, to pwuck up, and to puww down, and to d-destwoy it; 18:8 If +that nyation, against whom I have (^-^*)/ p-pwonyounced, tuwn fwom theiw eviw, I +wiww w-wepent of t-the eviw that I thought to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto them. + +18:9 And a-at what instant I shaww speak c-concewnying a nyation, and +c-concewnying a k-kingdom, to buiwd and to pwant it; 18:10 If it (^-^*)/ d-do eviw in +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, that it obey nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, t-then I wiww w-wepent of t-the g-good, +whewewith I said I w-wouwd b-benyefit them. + +1-18:11 Nyow thewefowe go t-to, speak to t-the men of Judah, and to t-the +i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I fwame +eviw against y-you, and d-devise a device against you: (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn ye nyow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye fwom his eviw way, and make youw ways and youw doings good. + +18:12 And they said, Thewe is nyo hope: but we wiww wawk aftew ouw own +devices, and we wiww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye (^-^*)/ d-do t-the imaginyation of his eviw heawt. + +18:13 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Ask ye nyow among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, who +hath heawd such things: t-the viwgin of Iswaew hath donye a vewy howwibwe +thing. + +18:14 W-Wiww a man weave t-the s-snyow of Webanyon which cometh fwom t-the w-wock +of t-the fiewd? ow shaww t-the cowd fwowing watews that come fwom anyothew +pwace be fowsaken? 18:15 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe hath fowgotten me, they +have buwnyed i-incense to v-vanyity, and they have caused t-them to stumbwe in +theiw ways fwom t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient (´ ω `♡) p-paths, to wawk in (´ ω `♡) p-paths, in a w-way nyot cast +up; 18:16 To make theiw wand d-desowate, and a pewpetuaw hissing; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye that passeth theweby shaww be astonyished, and wag his head. + +18:17 I wiww scattew t-them as with an east wind befowe t-the enyemy; I +wiww s-shew t-them t-the b-back, and nyot t-the face, in t-the day of theiw +cawamity. + +18:18 T-Then said they, Come and wet us d-devise devices against Jewemiah; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww nyot pewish fwom t-the pwiest, (=`ω´=) n-nyow counsew fwom t-the +w-wise, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the wowd fwom t-the pwophet. Come, and wet us smite him with +t-the tongue, and wet us nyot g-give heed to any of his wowds. + +18:19 Give heed to me, O-O WOWD, and heawken to t-the voice of t-them that +contend with me. + +18:20 Shaww eviw be >_< w-wecompensed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have digged a p-pit +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. Wemembew that I s-stood befowe thee to speak g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, +and to tuwn away thy wwath fwom them. + +1-18:21 Thewefowe d-dewivew up theiw chiwdwen to t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and p-pouw out +theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood by t-the fowce of t-the swowd; and wet theiw wives be beweaved +of theiw c-chiwdwen, and be widows; and wet theiw men be put to death; +wet theiw young men be s-swain by t-the s-swowd in battwe. + +18:22 Wet a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy be heawd fwom theiw houses, when t-thou shawt bwing a +t-twoop suddenwy upon (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have digged a p-pit to o(>ω<)o t-take me, and +hid snyawes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. + +1-18:23 Yet, WOWD, t-thou k-knyowest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw counsew against m-me to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me: +fowgive nyot theiw inyiquity, nyeithew bwot out theiw sin fwom thy s-sight, +but wet t-them be ovewthwown befowe thee; d-deaw thus with t-them in t-the +time of thinye angew. + +19:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Go and get a p-pottew's eawthen bottwe, and +o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the a-ancients of t-the p-peopwe, and of t-the a-ancients of t-the +pwiests; 19:2 And go fowth u-unto t-the vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, which +is by t-the entwy of t-the east gate, and pwocwaim (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the w-wowds that I +shaww teww thee, 19:3 And say, Heaw ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O kings +of Judah, and i-inhabitants of Jewusawem; T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, +t-the God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon this pwace, t-the +which w-whosoevew h-heaweth, his eaws shaww tingwe. + +19:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have fowsaken me, and have estwanged this pwace, and +have buwnyed i-incense in it u-unto othew gods, whom nyeithew they (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw +f-fathews have (≧◡≦) k-knyown, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the kings of Judah, and have fiwwed this pwace +with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of i-innyocents; 19:5 They have b-buiwt awso t-the high pwaces +of Baaw, to buwn theiw sons with fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewings u-unto Baaw, +which I commanded nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow spake it, nyeithew came it into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind: +1-19:6 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that this pwace +shaww nyo mowe be cawwed Tophet, (=`ω´=) n-nyow The vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, +but The vawwey of s-swaughtew. + +19:7 And I wiww make void t-the counsew of Judah and Jewusawem in this +pwace; and I wiww c-cause t-them to faww by t-the s-swowd befowe theiw +>_> e-enyemies, and by t-the h-hands of t-them that seek theiw wives: and theiw +cawcases wiww I g-give to be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth. + +19:8 And I wiww make this city d-desowate, and an hissing; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +that passeth theweby shaww be astonyished and h-hiss because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +pwagues t-theweof. + +19:9 And I wiww c-cause t-them to e-eat t-the fwesh of theiw sons and t-the +fwesh of theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and they shaww e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye t-the fwesh of +his fwiend in t-the s-siege and stwaitnyess, whewewith theiw >_> e-enyemies, and +they that seek theiw w-wives, shaww stwaiten them. + +19:10 T-Then shawt t-thou bweak t-the bottwe in t-the sight of t-the men that go +with thee, 1-19:11 And shawt say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of +hosts; Even so wiww I bweak this peopwe and this city, as onye bweaketh +a p-pottew's v-vessew, that c-cannyot be m-made w-whowe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and they shaww +buwy t-them in Tophet, tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo pwace to b-buwy. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 T-Thus wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto this pwace, saith t-the WOWD, and to t-the +i-inhabitants t-theweof, and even make this city as Tophet: 19:13 And t-the +houses of J-Jewusawem, and t-the houses of t-the kings of Judah, shaww be +defiwed as t-the pwace of Tophet, because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses upon whose +woofs they have buwnyed i-incense u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, and have +pouwed out dwink offewings u-unto othew gods. + +19:14 T-Then came Jewemiah fwom Tophet, whithew t-the WOWD h-had sent him to +pwophesy; and he s-stood in t-the couwt of t-the WOWD's h-house; and said to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, 19:15 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; +Behowd, I wiww bwing upon this city and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew towns (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +eviw that I have pwonyounced against it, because they have hawdenyed +theiw nyecks, that they m-might nyot h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds. + +20:1 Nyow Pashuw t-the son of Immew t-the pwiest, who w-was awso chief +govewnyow in t-the house of t-the WOWD, heawd that Jewemiah pwophesied +these things. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 T-Then Pashuw smote Jewemiah t-the pwophet, and put him in t-the stocks +that wewe in t-the high gate of Benjamin, which w-was by t-the house of t-the +WOWD. + +20:3 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that Pashuw b-bwought fowth +Jewemiah out of t-the stocks. T-Then said Jewemiah u-unto him, The WOWD hath +nyot cawwed thy nyame Pashuw, but Magowmissabib. + +20:4 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww make thee a tewwow to +xDD t-thysewf, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy fwiends: and they shaww faww by t-the s-swowd of +theiw >_> e-enyemies, and thinye eyes shaww (x_x)V b-behowd i-it: and I wiww g-give (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Judah into t-the hand of t-the king of Babywon, and he shaww cawwy t-them +captive into Babywon, and shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them with t-the swowd. + +20:5 Moweovew I wiww d-dewivew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stwength of this city, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wabouws t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +tweasuwes of t-the kings of Judah wiww I g-give into t-the hand of theiw +>_> e-enyemies, which shaww spoiw t-them, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-them, and cawwy t-them to +Babywon. + +20:6 And thou, Pashuw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dweww in thinye house shaww go into +captivity: and t-thou shawt come to Babywon, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou shawt die, +and shawt be buwied thewe, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, to whom t-thou +hast pwophesied wies. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 O-O WOWD, t-thou hast d-deceived me, and I w-was deceived; t-thou awt +stwongew than I, and hast pwevaiwed: I am in dewision d-daiwy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +mocketh me. + +20:8 Fow since I spake, I cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, I cwied viowence and spoiw; +because t-the wowd of t-the WOWD w-was m-made a wepwoach u-unto me, and a +dewision, daiwy. + +20:9 T-Then I said, I wiww nyot make mention of him, (=`ω´=) n-nyow speak any mowe +in his nyame. But his wowd w-was in minye heawt as a b-buwnying fiwe s-shut up +in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes, and I w-was weawy with fowbeawing, and I couwd nyot stay. + +20:10 Fow I heawd t-the defaming of many, f-feaw on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. Wepowt, +say they, and we wiww wepowt it. Aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my famiwiaws watched (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hawting, s-saying, Pewadventuwe he wiww be enticed, and we shaww pwevaiw +against him, and we shaww o(>ω<)o t-take ouw wevenge on h-him. + +2-20:11 But t-the WOWD is with m-me as a mighty t-tewwibwe onye: thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pewsecutows shaww stumbwe, and they shaww nyot pwevaiw: they shaww be +gweatwy ashamed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww nyot pwospew: theiw evewwasting +confusion shaww nyevew be fowgotten. + +2-20:12 B-But, O-O WOWD of hosts, that twiest t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and seest t-the +weins and t-the heawt, wet m-me s-see thy vengeance on (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee +have I openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause. + +2-20:13 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD, pwaise ye t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath dewivewed +t-the souw of t-the poow fwom t-the hand of eviwdoews. + +2-20:14 Cuwsed be t-the day whewein I w-was bown: wet nyot t-the day whewein o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mothew bawe m-me be bwessed. + +2-20:15 Cuwsed be t-the man who b-bwought tidings to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, s-saying, A-A +man c-chiwd is bown u-unto thee; making him vewy g-gwad. + +20:16 And wet that man be as t-the c-cities which t-the WOWD ovewthwew, and +wepented nyot: and wet him h-heaw t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in t-the m-mownying, and t-the +shouting a-at nyoontide; 2-20:17 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he swew m-me nyot fwom t-the womb; ow +that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew m-might have b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwave, and hew womb to be awways +gweat with me. + +20:18 Whewefowe came I fowth out of t-the womb to s-see wabouw and sowwow, +that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days shouwd be consumed with shame? 21:1 The wowd which came +u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, when king (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah sent u-unto him Pashuw +t-the son of M-Mewchiah, and Zephanyiah t-the son of >w< M-Maaseiah t-the pwiest, +s-saying, 21:2 Enquiwe, I p-pway thee, of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon m-maketh waw against us; if so be that +t-the WOWD wiww d-deaw with us a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wondwous wowks, that +he may go up fwom us. + +21:3 T-Then said Jewemiah u-unto t-them, T-Thus shaww ye say to Zedekiah: 21:4 +T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I wiww tuwn back t-the +weapons of waw that awe in youw hands, whewewith ye fight against t-the +king of Babywon, and against t-the C-Chawdeans, which (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege you without +t-the (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and I wiww assembwe t-them into t-the m-midst of this city. + +21:5 And I mysewf wiww fight against you with an outstwetched hand and +with a stwong awm, even in angew, and in fuwy, and in gweat wwath. + +2-21:6 And I wiww smite t-the i-inhabitants of this city, both man and +beast: they shaww die of a gweat p-pestiwence. + +21:7 And a-aftewwawd, saith t-the WOWD, I wiww d-dewivew (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of +Judah, and his sewvants, and t-the p-peopwe, and such as awe weft in this +city fwom t-the pestiwence, fwom t-the swowd, and fwom t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, into +t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, and into t-the hand of theiw +>_> e-enyemies, and into t-the hand of those that seek theiw wife: and he shaww +smite t-them with t-the edge of t-the swowd; he shaww nyot spawe t-them, +nyeithew have pity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow have mewcy. + +21:8 And u-unto this peopwe t-thou shawt say, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, +I s-set befowe you t-the w-way of w-wife, and t-the w-way of death. + +21:9 He that abideth in this city shaww die by t-the swowd, and by t-the +(≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the pestiwence: but he that goeth (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and f-fawweth to +t-the Chawdeans that (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege y-you, he shaww wive, and his wife shaww be +u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey. + +21:10 Fow I have s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against this city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +g-good, saith t-the WOWD: it shaww be given into t-the hand of t-the king of +Babywon, and he shaww buwn it with fiwe. + +21:11 And touching t-the house of t-the king of Judah, say, Heaw ye t-the +wowd of t-the WOWD; 21:12 O-O house of D-David, thus saith t-the WOWD; Execute +j-judgment in t-the m-mownying, and d-dewivew him that is spoiwed out of t-the +hand of t-the o-oppwessow, west o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy go out w-wike f-fiwe, and buwn that +nyonye c-can quench it, because of t-the eviw of youw doings. + +2-21:13 Behowd, I am against thee, O-O i-inhabitant of t-the vawwey, and w-wock +of t-the pwain, saith t-the WOWD; which say, Who shaww come down against +us? ow who shaww entew into ouw habitations? 21:14 But I wiww punyish +you a-accowding to t-the fwuit of youw doings, saith t-the WOWD: and I wiww +kindwe a fiwe in t-the fowest t-theweof, and it shaww devouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about it. + +22:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Go down to t-the house of t-the king of Judah, +and speak (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe this wowd, 2-22:2 And say, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O +king of Judah, that sittest upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, thou, and thy +sewvants, and thy peopwe that entew in by these (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 T-Thus saith +t-the WOWD; Execute ye j-judgment and wighteousnyess, and d-dewivew t-the +spoiwed out of t-the hand of t-the oppwessow: and (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wwong, (^-^*)/ d-do nyo +viowence to t-the s-stwangew, t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the widow, nyeithew shed +innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood in this pwace. + +22:4 Fow if ye (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing indeed, t-then shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe entew in by t-the +gates of this house kings sitting upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, widing in +chawiots and on howses, he, and his sewvants, and his peopwe. + +2-22:5 But if ye wiww nyot h-heaw these wowds, I sweaw by mysewf, saith t-the +WOWD, that this house shaww become a desowation. + +22:6 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto t-the king's house of Judah; T-Thou awt +Giwead u-unto me, and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Webanyon: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet suwewy I wiww make thee a +wiwdewnyess, and c-cities which awe nyot i-inhabited. + +22:7 And I wiww p-pwepawe d-destwoyews against thee, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with his +w-weapons: and they shaww cut down thy choice cedaws, and cast t-them into +t-the fiwe. + +22:8 And many nyations shaww pass by this city, and they shaww say +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his nyeighbouw, Whewefowe hath t-the WOWD donye thus u-unto +this gweat city? 22:9 T-Then they shaww a-answew, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have +fowsaken t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and w-wowshipped othew +gods, and sewved them. + +22:10 Weep ye nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead, nyeithew bemoan him: but weep sowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +him that goeth (☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn nyo m-mowe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-see his nyative +countwy. + +22:11 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD touching Shawwum t-the son of Josiah king +of Judah, which weignyed instead of Josiah his fathew, which went fowth +out of this pwace; He shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thithew any mowe: 22:12 But he +shaww die in t-the pwace whithew they have w-wed him captive, and shaww +s-see this wand nyo mowe. + +22:13 Woe u-unto him that buiwdeth his house by unwighteousnyess, and his +c-chambews by wwong; that useth his nyeighbouw's sewvice without wages, +and giveth him nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wowk; 22:14 That saith, I wiww buiwd m-me a +wide house and wawge chambews, and cutteth him out windows; and it is +ciewed with c-cedaw, and painted with vewmiwion. + +22:15 Shawt t-thou weign, because t-thou cwosest t-thysewf in cedaw? did nyot +thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew e-eat and dwink, and (^-^*)/ d-do j-judgment and justice, and t-then it w-was +w-weww with h-him? 22:16 He judged t-the c-cause of t-the poow and nyeedy; t-then +it w-was w-weww with him: w-was nyot this to knyow m-me? saith t-the WOWD. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 But thinye eyes and thinye heawt awe nyot but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy covetousnyess, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to shed innyocent bwood, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow oppwession, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow viowence, +to (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +22:18 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying Jehoiakim t-the son of +Josiah king of Judah; They shaww nyot wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, s-saying, A-Ah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bwothew! ow, A-Ah sistew! they shaww nyot wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, s-saying, A-Ah +wowd! ow, A-Ah his (>_<) g-gwowy! 22:19 He shaww be buwied with t-the buwiaw of +an ass, dwawn and cast fowth beyond t-the gates of Jewusawem. + +22:20 Go up to Webanyon, and cwy; and wift up thy voice in B-Bashan, and +(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy fwom t-the passages: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wovews awe destwoyed. + +22:21 I spake u-unto thee in thy pwospewity; but t-thou saidst, I wiww nyot +heaw. This hath b-been thy m-mannyew fwom thy youth, that t-thou obeyedst nyot +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. + +2-22:22 The wind shaww e-eat up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy pastows, and thy wovews shaww go +into captivity: suwewy t-then shawt t-thou be a-ashamed and confounded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wickednyess. + +22:23 O-O i-inhabitant of Webanyon, that makest thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest in t-the cedaws, how +gwacious shawt t-thou be when ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs come upon thee, t-the pain as of a +woman in t-twavaiw! 22:24 As I wive, saith t-the WOWD, t-though C-Conyiah t-the +son of Jehoiakim king of Judah wewe t-the signyet upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +w-wouwd I pwuck thee thence; 22:25 And I wiww g-give thee into t-the hand of +t-them that seek thy w-wife, and into t-the hand of t-them whose f-face t-thou +feawest, even into t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, and +into t-the hand of t-the Chawdeans. + +22:26 And I wiww cast thee (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and thy mothew that bawe thee, into +anyothew countwy, whewe ye wewe nyot (=`ω´=) b-bown; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye die. + +22:27 But to t-the wand wheweunto they d-desiwe to wetuwn, thithew shaww +they nyot wetuwn. + +22:28 Is this man C-Conyiah a (>_<) d-despised bwoken idow? is he a vessew +whewein is nyo pweasuwe? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe awe they cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, he and his seed, +and awe cast into a wand which they knyow nyot? 22:29 O-O eawth, eawth, +eawth, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +22:30 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Wwite ye this man chiwdwess, a man that +shaww nyot p-pwospew in his ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo man of his seed shaww pwospew, +sitting upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, and wuwing any mowe in J-Judah. + +23:1 Woe be u-unto t-the pastows that d-destwoy and scattew t-the sheep of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +p-pastuwe! saith t-the WOWD. + +23:2 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD God of Iswaew against t-the pastows +that feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; Ye have scattewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, and dwiven t-them away, +and have nyot v-visited (=`ω´=) t-them: b-behowd, I wiww v-visit upon you t-the eviw of +youw doings, saith t-the WOWD. + +23:3 And I wiww gathew t-the wemnyant of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies +whithew I have dwiven t-them, and wiww bwing t-them again to theiw fowds; +and they shaww be f-fwuitfuw and i-incwease. + +23:4 And I wiww s-set up shephewds o-ovew t-them which shaww feed (=`ω´=) t-them: and +they shaww f-feaw nyo m-mowe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be dismayed, nyeithew shaww they be +wacking, saith t-the WOWD. + +23:5 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww w-waise u-unto +David a wighteous Bwanch, and a King shaww weign and pwospew, and +shaww execute j-judgment and justice in t-the eawth. + +23:6 In his days Judah shaww be saved, and Iswaew shaww dweww s-safewy: +and this is his nyame wheweby he shaww be cawwed, THE WOWD OUW +WIGHTEOUSNyESS. + +2-23:7 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that they shaww +nyo mowe say, The WOWD w-wiveth, which b-bwought up t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew +out of t-the wand of Egypt; 2-23:8 B-But, The WOWD w-wiveth, which b-bwought up +and which w-wed t-the seed of t-the house of Iswaew out of t-the nyowth +countwy, and fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies whithew I h-had dwiven t-them; and they +shaww dweww in theiw own wand. + +23:9 M-Minye heawt within m-me is bwoken because of t-the pwophets; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bonyes s-shake; I am w-wike a dwunken ^.^ m-man, and w-wike a man whom winye hath +ovewcome, because of t-the WOWD, and because of t-the w-wowds of his +howinyess. + +23:10 Fow t-the wand is f-fuww of aduwtewews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow because of sweawing t-the +wand m-mouwnyeth; t-the pweasant pwaces of t-the wiwdewnyess awe dwied up, and +theiw couwse is eviw, and theiw fowce is nyot wight. + +23:11 Fow both pwophet and pwiest awe pwofanye; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house have I +f-found theiw wickednyess, saith t-the WOWD. + +23:12 Whewefowe theiw w-way shaww be u-unto t-them as swippewy ways in t-the +dawknyess: they shaww be dwiven o-on, and faww thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww bwing +eviw upon t-them, even t-the yeaw of theiw visitation, saith t-the WOWD. + +2-23:13 And I have s-seen fowwy in t-the pwophets of Samawia; they +pwophesied in Baaw, and caused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew to eww. + +23:14 I have s-seen awso in t-the pwophets of Jewusawem an howwibwe thing: +they commit a-aduwtewy, and wawk in wies: they stwengthen awso t-the h-hands +of eviwdoews, that nyonye doth (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom his wickednyess; they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +of t-them u-unto m-me as Sodom, and t-the i-inhabitants theweof as G-Gomowwah. + +23:15 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts c-concewnying t-the pwophets; +Behowd, I wiww feed t-them with wowmwood, and make t-them dwink t-the w-watew +of gaww: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwom t-the pwophets of Jewusawem is p-pwofanyenyess gonye fowth +into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand. + +23:16 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, Heawken nyot u-unto t-the w-wowds of t-the +pwophets that ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto you: they make you vain: they speak a +vision of theiw own heawt, and nyot out of t-the mouth of t-the WOWD. + +23:17 They say stiww u-unto t-them that despise me, The WOWD hath said, Ye +shaww have peace; and they say u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that w-wawketh aftew t-the +imaginyation of his own heawt, N-Nyo eviw shaww come upon you. + +23:18 Fow who hath s-stood in t-the counsew of t-the WOWD, and hath +pewceived and heawd his wowd? who hath mawked his wowd, and heawd it? +23:19 Behowd, a whiwwwind of t-the WOWD is gonye fowth in fuwy, even a +gwievous whiwwwind: it shaww faww gwievouswy upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the +wicked. + +23:20 The angew of t-the WOWD shaww nyot wetuwn, untiw he have executed, +and tiww he have ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the thoughts of his (*°▽°*) h-heawt: in t-the wattew +days ye shaww considew it pewfectwy. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 I have nyot sent these pwophets, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wan: I have nyot spoken +to t-them, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they pwophesied. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 But if they h-had s-stood in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsew, and h-had caused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe to +h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, t-then they shouwd have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-them fwom theiw eviw way, +and fwom t-the eviw of theiw doings. + +23:23 Am I a God a-at hand, saith t-the WOWD, and nyot a God afaw off? +23:24 Can any hide himsewf in secwet pwaces that I shaww nyot s-see h-him? +saith t-the WOWD. Do nyot I fiww heaven and eawth? saith t-the WOWD. + +23:25 I have heawd what t-the pwophets said, that ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy wies in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame, s-saying, I have dweamed, I have dweamed. + +23:26 How wong shaww this be in t-the heawt of t-the pwophets that +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy wies? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they awe pwophets of t-the d-deceit of theiw own +heawt; ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 W-Which think to c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe to fowget o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame by theiw +d-dweams which they teww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his nyeighbouw, as theiw f-fathews +have fowgotten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow B-Baaw. + +23:28 The pwophet that hath a dweam, wet him teww a d-dweam; and he that +hath o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, wet him speak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd faithfuwwy. What is t-the chaff to +t-the wheat? saith t-the WOWD. + +23:29 Is nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd w-wike as a f-fiwe? saith t-the WOWD; and w-wike a hammew +that bweaketh t-the w-wock in pieces? o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I am +against t-the pwophets, saith t-the WOWD, that steaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +fwom his nyeighbouw. + +23:31 Behowd, I am against t-the pwophets, saith t-the WOWD, that use +theiw tongues, and say, He saith. + +23:32 Behowd, I am against t-them that ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy f-fawse dweams, saith t-the +WOWD, and (^-^*)/ d-do teww t-them, and c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe to eww by theiw w-wies, and +by theiw wightnyess; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I sent t-them nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: thewefowe +they shaww nyot pwofit this peopwe a-at a-aww, saith t-the WOWD. + +2-23:33 And when this p-peopwe, ow t-the pwophet, ow a pwiest, shaww ask +thee, s-saying, What is t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD? t-thou shawt t-then say u-unto +t-them, What buwden? I wiww even fowsake y-you, saith t-the WOWD. + +2-23:34 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwophet, and t-the pwiest, and t-the p-peopwe, that +shaww say, The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD, I wiww even punyish that man and his +house. + +2-23:35 T-Thus shaww ye say {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his nyeighbouw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to +his bwothew, What hath t-the WOWD answewed? and, What hath t-the WOWD +o(>< )o s-spoken? 23:36 And t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD shaww ye mention nyo mowe: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's wowd shaww be his b-buwden; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have pewvewted t-the +w-wowds of t-the wiving G-God, of t-the WOWD of hosts ouw God. + +23:37 T-Thus shawt t-thou say to t-the pwophet, What hath t-the WOWD answewed +thee? and, What hath t-the WOWD o(>< )o s-spoken? 23:38 But since ye say, The +^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD; thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye say this +wowd, The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD, and I have sent u-unto y-you, s-saying, Ye +shaww nyot say, The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD; 2-23:39 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I, +even I, wiww u-uttewwy fowget y-you, and I wiww fowsake y-you, and t-the city +that I gave you and youw fathews, and cast you out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwesence: +2-23:40 And I wiww bwing an evewwasting wepwoach upon y-you, and a +pewpetuaw shame, which shaww nyot be fowgotten. + +2-24:1 The WOWD shewed me, and, b-behowd, two baskets of figs wewe s-set +befowe t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD, aftew that N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of +Babywon h-had cawwied away captive Jeconyiah t-the son of Jehoiakim king of +Judah, and t-the pwinces of Judah, with t-the cawpentews and smiths, fwom +J-Jewusawem, and h-had b-bwought t-them to Babywon. + +24:2 Onye basket h-had vewy g-good f-figs, even w-wike t-the figs that awe fiwst +wipe: and t-the othew basket h-had vewy ( =ω=)..nyaa n-nyaughty f-figs, which couwd nyot be +eaten, they wewe so b-bad. + +24:3 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, What seest thou, Jewemiah? And I +said, Figs; t-the g-good f-figs, vewy good; and t-the eviw, vewy eviw, that +c-cannyot be eaten, they awe so \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +2-24:4 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 24:5 T-Thus saith +t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Wike these g-good f-figs, so wiww I +acknyowwedge t-them that awe cawwied away captive of Judah, whom I have +sent out of this pwace into t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw good. + +24:6 Fow I wiww s-set minye eyes upon t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, and I wiww bwing +t-them again to this wand: and I wiww buiwd t-them, and nyot puww t-them +down; and I wiww pwant t-them, and nyot pwuck t-them (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +24:7 And I wiww g-give t-them an heawt to knyow me, that I am t-the WOWD: and +they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be theiw G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto m-me with theiw w-whowe heawt. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And as t-the eviw f-figs, which c-cannyot be eaten, they awe so eviw; +suwewy thus saith t-the WOWD, S-So wiww I g-give (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king of Judah, +and his pwinces, and t-the wesidue of J-Jewusawem, that wemain in this +wand, and t-them that dweww in t-the wand of Egypt: 24:9 And I wiww +d-dewivew t-them to be w-wemoved into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw huwt, to be a wepwoach and a pwovewb, a taunt and a cuwse, in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whithew I shaww dwive them. + +24:10 And I wiww send t-the swowd, t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and t-the pestiwence, among +t-them, tiww they be consumed fwom off t-the wand that I gave u-unto t-them +and to theiw fathews. + +2-25:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Judah +in t-the fouwth yeaw of Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king of Judah, that +w-was t-the fiwst yeaw of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 25:2 The which +Jewemiah t-the pwophet spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Judah, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, s-saying, 25:3 Fwom t-the thiwteenth yeaw of +Josiah t-the son of Amon king of Judah, even u-unto this day, that is t-the +thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth y-yeaw, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD hath come u-unto me, and +I have spoken u-unto y-you, wising eawwy and speaking; but ye have nyot +h-heawkenyed. + +25:4 And t-the WOWD hath sent u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, +wising eawwy and sending t-them; but ye have nyot heawkenyed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed +youw eaw to heaw. + +25:5 They said, T-Tuwn ye again nyow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom his eviw way, and +fwom t-the eviw of youw doings, and dweww in t-the wand that t-the WOWD hath +given u-unto you and to youw f-fathews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: (=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And go nyot +aftew othew gods to sewve t-them, and to w-wowship t-them, and pwovoke m-me +nyot to angew with t-the wowks of youw hands; and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do you nyo huwt. + +25:7 Y-Yet ye have nyot heawkenyed u-unto me, saith t-the WOWD; that ye m-might +pwovoke m-me to angew with t-the wowks of youw h-hands to youw own huwt. + +25:8 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have nyot heawd +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, 25:9 Behowd, I wiww send and o(>ω<)o t-take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of t-the +nyowth, saith t-the WOWD, and N-Nyebuchadwezzaw t-the king of Babywon, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sewvant, and wiww bwing t-them against this wand, and against t-the +i-inhabitants t-theweof, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these nyations (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and +wiww u-uttewwy d-destwoy t-them, and make t-them an astonyishment, and an +hissing, and pewpetuaw desowations. + +25:10 Moweovew I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take fwom t-them t-the voice of miwth, and t-the voice +of gwadnyess, t-the voice of t-the b-bwidegwoom, and t-the voice of t-the bwide, +t-the s-sound of t-the miwwstonyes, and t-the wight of t-the candwe. + +25:11 And this w-whowe wand shaww be a desowation, and an astonyishment; +and these nyations shaww sewve t-the king of Babywon s-seventy yeaws. + +25:12 And it shaww come to pass, when s-seventy yeaws awe a-accompwished, +that I wiww punyish t-the king of Babywon, and that nyation, saith t-the +WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw inyiquity, and t-the wand of t-the C-Chawdeans, and wiww make +it pewpetuaw desowations. + +25:13 And I wiww bwing upon that wand (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds which I have +pwonyounced against it, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is wwitten in this b-book, which +Jewemiah hath pwophesied against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations. + +25:14 Fow many nyations and gweat kings shaww sewve themsewves of t-them +awso: and I wiww wecompense t-them a-accowding to theiw deeds, and +a-accowding to t-the wowks of theiw own hands. + +25:15 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD God of Iswaew u-unto m-me; Take t-the winye cup +of this fuwy a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, and c-cause (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the n-nyations, to whom I send +thee, to dwink it. + +25:16 And they shaww dwink, and be moved, and be mad, because of t-the +s-swowd that I wiww send among them. + +2-25:17 T-Then took I t-the cup a-at t-the WOWD's hand, and m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations +to dwink, u-unto whom t-the WOWD h-had sent me: 25:18 To wit, J-Jewusawem, and +t-the c-cities of Judah, and t-the kings t-theweof, and t-the pwinces t-theweof, +to make t-them a desowation, an astonyishment, an hissing, and a c-cuwse; +as it is this >_> d-day; 25:19 Phawaoh king of Egypt, and his sewvants, and +his pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe; 25:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mingwed p-peopwe, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the wand of Uz, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the wand of t-the +Phiwistinyes, and Ashkewon, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ A-Azzah, and Ekwon, and t-the wemnyant of +A-Ashdod, 25:21 Edom, and M-Moab, and t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, 25:22 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the kings of Tywus, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Zidon, and t-the kings of t-the +iswes which awe beyond t-the sea, 25:23 D-Dedan, and Tema, and B-Buz, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost cownyews, 2-25:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Awabia, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the mingwed peopwe that dweww in t-the desewt, +25:25 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Zimwi, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Ewam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the kings of t-the Medes, 25:26 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the nyowth, faw and +nyeaw, onye with anyothew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the wowwd, which awe +upon t-the f-face of t-the eawth: and t-the king of Sheshach shaww dwink aftew +them. + +25:27 Thewefowe t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of +hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Dwink ye, and be dwunken, and spue, and +faww, and (☆ω☆) w-wise nyo m-mowe, because of t-the s-swowd which I wiww send among +you. + +25:28 And it shaww be, if they wefuse to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the cup a-at thinye hand to +dwink, t-then shawt t-thou say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Ye +shaww cewtainwy d-dwink. + +2-25:29 Fow, wo, I b-begin to bwing eviw on t-the city which is cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame, and shouwd ye be u-uttewwy unpunyished? Ye shaww nyot be unpunyished: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-swowd upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the eawth, +saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +2-25:30 Thewefowe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy t-thou against t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds, and say +u-unto t-them, The WOWD shaww woaw fwom on high, and uttew his voice fwom +his h-howy habitation; he shaww mightiwy woaw upon his habitation; he +shaww g-give a shout, as they that twead t-the g-gwapes, against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the eawth. + +25:31 A-A (＃`Д´) n-nyoise shaww come even to t-the ends of t-the eawth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +hath a contwovewsy with t-the n-nyations, he wiww pwead with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh; he +wiww g-give t-them that awe wicked to t-the swowd, saith t-the WOWD. + +25:32 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, Behowd, eviw shaww go fowth fwom +nyation to nyation, and a gweat whiwwwind shaww be waised up fwom t-the +coasts of t-the eawth. + +25:33 And t-the s-swain of t-the WOWD shaww be a-at that day fwom onye end of +t-the eawth even u-unto t-the othew end of t-the eawth: they shaww nyot be +wamented, nyeithew gathewed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow buwied; they shaww be (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon t-the +gwound. + +25:34 Howw, ye shephewds, and cwy; and wawwow youwsewves in t-the a-ashes, +ye pwincipaw of t-the fwock: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the days of youw swaughtew and of youw +d-dispewsions awe accompwished; and ye shaww faww w-wike a pweasant +vessew. + +25:35 And t-the shephewds shaww have nyo w-way to fwee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the pwincipaw +of t-the fwock to escape. + +25:36 A-A voice of t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the shephewds, and an h-howwing of t-the +pwincipaw of t-the f-fwock, shaww be heawd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoiwed +theiw pastuwe. + +25:37 And t-the peaceabwe habitations awe cut down because of t-the fiewce +angew of t-the WOWD. + +25:38 He hath fowsaken his covewt, as t-the wion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wand is +desowate because of t-the fiewcenyess of t-the o-oppwessow, and because of +his fiewce angew. + +26:1 In t-the beginnying of t-the weign of Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king +of Judah came this wowd fwom t-the WOWD, s-saying, 26:2 T-Thus saith t-the +WOWD; Stand in t-the couwt of t-the WOWD's h-house, and speak u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-cities of Judah, which come to w-wowship in t-the WOWD's h-house, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +w-wowds that I command thee to speak u-unto t-them; diminyish nyot a wowd: +26:3 If so be they wiww h-heawken, and tuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his eviw way, +that I may w-wepent m-me of t-the eviw, which I puwpose to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them +because of t-the eviw of theiw doings. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 And t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; If ye wiww nyot +heawken to me, to wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, which I have s-set befowe y-you, 26:5 To +heawken to t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, whom I sent u-unto +y-you, both wising up e-eawwy, and sending t-them, but ye have nyot +heawkenyed; 26:6 T-Then wiww I make this house w-wike S-Shiwoh, and wiww make +this city a (O_O;) c-cuwse to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations of t-the eawth. + +26:7 S-So t-the pwiests and t-the pwophets and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe heawd Jewemiah +speaking these w-wowds in t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +26:8 Nyow it came to pass, when Jewemiah h-had m-made an end of speaking +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD h-had commanded him to speak u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, that +t-the pwiests and t-the pwophets and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe took him, s-saying, T-Thou +shawt suwewy die. + +26:9 Why hast t-thou pwophesied in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, s-saying, This +house shaww be w-wike S-Shiwoh, and this city shaww be desowate without an +inhabitant? And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe gathewed against Jewemiah in t-the +house of t-the WOWD. + +26:10 When t-the pwinces of Judah heawd these things, t-then they came up +fwom t-the king's house u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD, and sat down in t-the +entwy of t-the nyew gate of t-the WOWD's house. + +2-26:11 T-Then spake t-the pwiests and t-the pwophets u-unto t-the pwinces and to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, This man is wowthy to die; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath +pwophesied against this city, as ye have heawd with youw eaws. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 T-Then spake Jewemiah u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, +s-saying, The WOWD sent m-me to ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against this house and against +this city (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds that ye have h-heawd. + +26:13 Thewefowe nyow amend youw ways and youw doings, and obey t-the +voice of t-the WOWD youw God; and t-the WOWD wiww w-wepent him of t-the eviw +that he hath pwonyounced against you. + +26:14 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, b-behowd, I am in youw hand: (^-^*)/ d-do with m-me as seemeth g-good +and meet u-unto you. + +26:15 But knyow ye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cewtain, that if ye put m-me to d-death, ye shaww +suwewy bwing innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon youwsewves, and upon this city, and +upon t-the i-inhabitants theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of a twuth t-the WOWD hath sent m-me +u-unto you to speak (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds in youw eaws. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 T-Then said t-the pwinces and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe u-unto t-the pwiests and to +t-the pwophets; This man is nyot wowthy to die: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath spoken to us +in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD ouw God. + +26:17 T-Then w-wose up c-cewtain of t-the ewdews of t-the wand, and spake to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the assembwy of t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, 26:18 (^人^) M-Micah t-the Mowasthite +pwophesied in t-the days of :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah, and spake to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe of Judah, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Zion shaww be +pwowed w-wike a fiewd, and Jewusawem shaww become heaps, and t-the +mountain of t-the house as t-the high pwaces of a fowest. + +26:19 Did :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah put him a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to +d-death? did he nyot f-feaw t-the WOWD, and besought t-the WOWD, and t-the WOWD +wepented him of t-the eviw which he h-had pwonyounced against them? T-Thus +m-might we pwocuwe gweat eviw against ouw souws. + +26:20 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was awso a man that pwophesied in t-the nyame of t-the +WOWD, Uwijah t-the son of Shemaiah of Kiwjathjeawim, who pwophesied +against this city and against this wand a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of +>w< *sweats* J-Jewemiah. + +26:21 And when Jehoiakim t-the king, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his mighty men, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the pwinces, heawd his wowds, t-the king sought to put him to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but +when Uwijah heawd it, he w-was afwaid, and fwed, and went into Egypt; +26:22 And Jehoiakim t-the king sent men into Egypt, nyamewy, Ewnyathan t-the +son of Achbow, and c-cewtain men with him into Egypt. + +26:23 And they fetched fowth Uwijah out of Egypt, and b-bwought him u-unto +Jehoiakim t-the king; who swew him with t-the swowd, and cast his dead +body into t-the gwaves of t-the common peopwe. + +2-26:24 Nyevewthewess t-the hand of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan w-was with +Jewemiah, that they shouwd nyot g-give him into t-the hand of t-the peopwe to +put him to death. + +2-27:1 In t-the beginnying of t-the weign of Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king +of Judah came this wowd u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, s-saying, 27:2 T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD to m-me; Make thee bonds and (^-^*)/ y-yokes, and put t-them upon thy +nyeck, 27:3 And send t-them to t-the king of Edom, and to t-the king of M-Moab, +and to t-the king of t-the Ammonyites, and to t-the king of Tywus, and to t-the +king of Zidon, by t-the hand of t-the m-messengews which come to Jewusawem +u-unto (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah; 27:4 And command t-them to say u-unto theiw +mastews, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; T-Thus shaww +ye say u-unto youw mastews; 27:5 I have m-made t-the eawth, t-the man and t-the +beast that awe upon t-the g-gwound, by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gweat p-powew and by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +outstwetched awm, and have given it u-unto whom it seemed meet u-unto me. + +2-27:6 And nyow have I given (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wands into t-the hand of +Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king of Babywon, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; and t-the b-beasts of t-the +fiewd have I given him awso to sewve h-him. + +2-27:7 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww sewve him, and his son, and his son's son, +untiw t-the vewy time of his wand c-come: and t-then many nyations and gweat +kings shaww sewve themsewves of h-him. + +27:8 And it shaww come to pass, that t-the nyation and kingdom which wiww +nyot sewve t-the same Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king of Babywon, and that wiww +nyot put theiw nyeck undew t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of t-the king of Babywon, that nyation +wiww I punyish, saith t-the WOWD, with t-the swowd, and with t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, +and with t-the pestiwence, untiw I have consumed t-them by his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +27:9 Thewefowe heawken nyot ye to youw pwophets, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to youw divinyews, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow to youw dweamews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to youw ^w^ e-enchantews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to youw sowcewews, +which speak u-unto y-you, s-saying, Ye shaww nyot sewve t-the king of |･ω･) B-Babywon: +27:10 Fow they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a w-wie u-unto y-you, to w-wemove you faw fwom youw +wand; and that I shouwd dwive you (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and ye shouwd pewish. + +27:11 But t-the nyations that bwing theiw nyeck undew t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of t-the king +of Babywon, and sewve him, those wiww I wet wemain stiww in theiw own +wand, saith t-the WOWD; and they shaww tiww it, and dweww thewein. + +2-27:12 I spake awso to (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +wowds, s-saying, Bwing youw nyecks undew t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of t-the king of Babywon, +and sewve him and his p-peopwe, and w-wive. + +27:13 Why wiww ye die, t-thou and thy p-peopwe, by t-the swowd, by t-the +(≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the pestiwence, as t-the WOWD hath spoken against t-the +nyation that wiww nyot sewve t-the king of B-Babywon? 2-27:14 Thewefowe +heawken nyot u-unto t-the w-wowds of t-the pwophets that speak u-unto y-you, +s-saying, Ye shaww nyot sewve t-the king of |･ω･) B-Babywon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a +w-wie u-unto you. + +27:15 Fow I have nyot sent t-them, saith t-the WOWD, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a +w-wie in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame; that I m-might dwive you (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and that ye m-might pewish, +ye, and t-the pwophets that ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto you. + +27:16 Awso I spake to t-the pwiests and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this p-peopwe, s-saying, T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD; Heawken nyot to t-the w-wowds of youw pwophets that +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto y-you, s-saying, Behowd, t-the vessews of t-the WOWD's house +shaww nyow showtwy be b-bwought again fwom |･ω･) B-Babywon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a +w-wie u-unto you. + +27:17 Heawken nyot u-unto t-them; sewve t-the king of Babywon, and w-wive: +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd this city be w-waid ^w^ w-waste? 27:18 But if they be +pwophets, and if t-the wowd of t-the WOWD be with t-them, wet t-them nyow make +intewcession to t-the WOWD of hosts, that t-the vessews which awe weft in +t-the house of t-the WOWD, and in t-the house of t-the king of Judah, and a-at +J-Jewusawem, go nyot to Babywon. + +2-27:19 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts c-concewnying t-the piwwaws, and +c-concewnying t-the sea, and c-concewnying t-the bases, and c-concewnying t-the +wesidue of t-the vessews that wemain in this city. + +2-27:20 W-Which Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon took nyot, when he cawwied +away captive Jeconyiah t-the son of Jehoiakim king of Judah fwom +Jewusawem to Babywon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyobwes of Judah and Jewusawem; 27:21 +Yea, thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, c-concewnying t-the +vessews that wemain in t-the house of t-the WOWD, and in t-the house of t-the +king of Judah and of Jewusawem; 2-27:22 They shaww be cawwied to +Babywon, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they be untiw t-the day that I v-visit t-them, +saith t-the WOWD; t-then wiww I bwing t-them up, and westowe t-them to this +pwace. + +2-28:1 And it came to pass t-the same y-yeaw, in t-the beginnying of t-the weign +of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah, in t-the fouwth y-yeaw, and in t-the fifth m-month, +that Hanyanyiah t-the son of Azuw t-the pwophet, which w-was of G-Gibeon, spake +u-unto m-me in t-the house of t-the WOWD, in t-the pwesence of t-the pwiests and +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, 2-28:2 T-Thus s-speaketh t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the +God of I-Iswaew, s-saying, I have bwoken t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of t-the king of Babywon. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Within two f-fuww yeaws wiww I bwing again into this pwace (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +vessews of t-the WOWD's h-house, that Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon took +away fwom this pwace, and cawwied t-them to |･ω･) B-Babywon: ^-^ 2-28:4 And I wiww +bwing again to this pwace Jeconyiah t-the son of Jehoiakim king of Judah, +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captives of Judah, that went into Babywon, saith t-the +WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww bweak t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of t-the king of Babywon. + +2-28:5 T-Then t-the pwophet Jewemiah said u-unto t-the pwophet Hanyanyiah in t-the +pwesence of t-the p-pwiests, and in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that +s-stood in t-the house of t-the WOWD, 28:6 Even t-the pwophet Jewemiah said, +Amen: t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do so: t-the WOWD pewfowm thy w-wowds which t-thou hast +(♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, to bwing again t-the vessews of t-the WOWD's h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that is cawwied away captive, fwom Babywon into this pwace. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 Nyevewthewess h-heaw t-thou nyow this wowd that I speak in thinye eaws, +and in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe; (;;;*_*) 2-28:8 The pwophets that have b-been +befowe m-me and befowe thee of o-owd pwophesied both against many +countwies, and against gweat kingdoms, of waw, and of eviw, and of +p-pestiwence. + +28:9 The pwophet which pwophesieth of p-peace, when t-the wowd of t-the +pwophet shaww come to pass, t-then shaww t-the pwophet be (≧◡≦) k-knyown, that t-the +WOWD hath t-twuwy sent h-him. + +28:10 T-Then Hanyanyiah t-the pwophet took t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off t-the pwophet +Jewemiah's nyeck, and bwake it. + +28:11 And Hanyanyiah spake in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, +T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Even so wiww I bweak t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of Nyebuchadnyezzaw +king of Babywon fwom t-the nyeck of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations within t-the space of two +f-fuww yeaws. And t-the pwophet Jewemiah went his way. + +2-28:12 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jewemiah t-the pwophet, aftew +that Hanyanyiah t-the pwophet h-had bwoken t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off t-the nyeck of t-the +pwophet Jewemiah, s-saying, (＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 Go and teww Hanyanyiah, s-saying, T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD; T-Thou hast bwoken t-the yokes of wood; but t-thou shawt +make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them yokes of iwon. + +28:14 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; I have put +a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon upon t-the nyeck of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these n-nyations, that they may sewve +Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and they shaww sewve him: and I have +given him t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd awso. + +2-28:15 T-Then said t-the pwophet Jewemiah u-unto Hanyanyiah t-the pwophet, Heaw +n-nyow, Hanyanyiah; The WOWD hath nyot sent thee; but t-thou makest this +peopwe to t-twust in a wie. + +28:16 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww cast thee fwom off +t-the f-face of t-the eawth: this yeaw t-thou shawt die, because t-thou hast +taught webewwion against t-the WOWD. + +28:17 S-So Hanyanyiah t-the pwophet died t-the same yeaw in t-the seventh m-month. + +2-29:1 Nyow these awe t-the w-wowds of t-the wettew that Jewemiah t-the pwophet +sent fwom Jewusawem u-unto t-the wesidue of t-the ewdews which wewe cawwied +away captives, and to t-the p-pwiests, and to t-the pwophets, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe whom Nyebuchadnyezzaw h-had cawwied away captive fwom Jewusawem to +(´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 29:2 (Aftew that Jeconyiah t-the king, and t-the queen, and t-the +xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, t-the pwinces of Judah and J-Jewusawem, and t-the cawpentews, and +t-the smiths, wewe depawted fwom Jewusawem;) 29:3 By t-the hand of (--_--) E-Ewasah +t-the son of Shaphan, and Gemawiah t-the son of Hiwkiah, (whom (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah +king of Judah sent u-unto Babywon to Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon) +s-saying, (*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that awe cawwied away captives, whom I have caused to be cawwied away +fwom Jewusawem u-unto (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 29:5 Buiwd ye houses, and dweww in t-them; +and pwant gawdens, and e-eat t-the fwuit of t-them; 2-29:6 Take ye wives, and +beget sons and daughtews; and o(>ω<)o t-take wives (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ^-^ s-sons, and g-give youw +daughtews to h-husbands, that they may beaw sons and daughtews; that ye +may be incweased thewe, and nyot d-diminyished. + +29:7 And seek t-the peace of t-the city whithew I have caused you to be +cawwied away captives, and p-pway u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the peace +theweof shaww ye have p-peace. + +29:8 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Wet nyot youw +pwophets and youw divinyews, that be in t-the m-midst of y-you, deceive y-you, +nyeithew heawken to youw d-dweams which ye c-cause to be dweamed. + +29:9 Fow they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy fawsewy u-unto you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: I have nyot sent +t-them, saith t-the WOWD. + +29:10 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, That aftew s-seventy yeaws be +(♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished a-at Babywon I wiww v-visit y-you, and pewfowm o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my g-good wowd +towawd y-you, in causing you to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to this pwace. + +29:11 Fow I knyow t-the thoughts that I think towawd y-you, saith t-the WOWD, +thoughts of p-peace, and nyot of eviw, to g-give you an e-expected end. + +29:12 T-Then shaww ye caww upon me, and ye shaww go and p-pway u-unto me, +and I wiww heawken u-unto you. + +29:13 And ye shaww seek me, and f-find me, when ye shaww s-seawch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawt. + +2-29:14 And I wiww be f-found of y-you, saith t-the WOWD: and I wiww tuwn away +youw c-captivity, and I wiww gathew you fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the n-nyations, and fwom +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces whithew I have dwiven y-you, saith t-the WOWD; and I wiww +bwing you again into t-the pwace whence I caused you to be cawwied away +captive. + +OwO 2-29:15 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have said, The WOWD hath waised us up pwophets in +(´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 29:16 K-Knyow that thus saith t-the WOWD of t-the king that sitteth +upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that d-dwewweth in this +city, and of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that awe nyot gonye fowth with you into +c-captivity; 29:17 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Behowd, I wiww send +upon t-them t-the swowd, t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and t-the pestiwence, and wiww make +t-them w-wike viwe f-figs, that c-cannyot be eaten, they awe so \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +29:18 And I wiww pewsecute t-them with t-the swowd, with t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and +with t-the pestiwence, and wiww d-dewivew t-them to be w-wemoved to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +(´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth, to be a cuwse, and an astonyishment, and an +hissing, and a wepwoach, among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations whithew I have dwiven +(=`ω´=) t-them: 2-29:19 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have nyot heawkenyed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, saith t-the +WOWD, which I sent u-unto t-them by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, wising up +eawwy and sending t-them; but ye w-wouwd nyot h-heaw, saith t-the WOWD. + +29:20 Heaw ye thewefowe t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye of t-the c-captivity, +whom I have sent fwom Jewusawem to |･ω･) B-Babywon: 29:21 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD +of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, of A-Ahab t-the son of Kowaiah, and of +(o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of Maaseiah, which ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a w-wie u-unto you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame; Behowd, I wiww d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king +of (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and he shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them befowe youw e-eyes; 2-29:22 And of t-them +shaww be taken up a (O_O;) c-cuwse by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captivity of Judah which awe in +Babywon, s-saying, The WOWD make thee w-wike (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah and w-wike Ahab, whom +t-the king of Babywon woasted in t-the fiwe; 29:23 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have +committed v-viwwany in I-Iswaew, and have committed aduwtewy with theiw +nyeighbouws' wives, and have spoken wying w-wowds in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, which I +have nyot commanded t-them; even I knyow, and am a witnyess, saith t-the +WOWD. + +29:24 T-Thus shawt t-thou awso speak to Shemaiah t-the Nyehewamite, s-saying, +29:25 T-Thus s-speaketh t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, s-saying, +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast sent wettews in thy nyame u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that +awe a-at J-Jewusawem, and to Zephanyiah t-the son of >w< M-Maaseiah t-the pwiest, and +to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pwiests, s-saying, 29:26 The WOWD hath m-made thee pwiest in +t-the stead of J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest, that ye shouwd be officews in t-the +house of t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that is mad, and m-maketh himsewf a +pwophet, that t-thou shouwdest put him in pwison, and in t-the stocks. + +29:27 Nyow thewefowe why hast t-thou nyot wepwoved Jewemiah of Anyathoth, +which m-maketh himsewf a pwophet to y-you? 2-29:28 Fow thewefowe he sent +u-unto us in Babywon, s-saying, This captivity is w-wong: buiwd ye houses, +and dweww in t-them; and pwant gawdens, and e-eat t-the fwuit of them. + +2-29:29 And Zephanyiah t-the pwiest wead this wettew in t-the eaws of +Jewemiah t-the pwophet. + +29:30 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto Jewemiah, s-saying, 29:31 Send +to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them of t-the c-captivity, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying +Shemaiah t-the Nyehewamite; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that Shemaiah hath pwophesied u-unto +y-you, and I sent him nyot, and he caused you to t-twust in a wie: 29:32 +Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww punyish Shemaiah t-the +Nyehewamite, and his seed: he shaww nyot have a man to dweww among this +peopwe; nyeithew shaww he (x_x)V b-behowd t-the g-good that I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, +saith t-the WOWD; because he hath taught webewwion against t-the WOWD. + +30:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, s-saying, 30:2 T-Thus +s-speaketh t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Wwite thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds that +I have spoken u-unto thee in a book. + +30:3 Fow, wo, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww bwing again +t-the captivity of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew and Judah, saith t-the WOWD: and I +wiww c-cause t-them to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the wand that I gave to theiw fathews, +and they shaww possess it. + +30:4 And these awe t-the w-wowds that t-the WOWD spake c-concewnying Iswaew and +c-concewnying J-Judah. + +3-30:5 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; We have heawd a voice of twembwing, of +feaw, and nyot of p-peace. + +30:6 Ask ye n-nyow, and s-see whethew a man doth twavaiw with chiwd? +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do I s-see {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with his h-hands on his w-woins, as a woman +in twavaiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faces awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into pawenyess? 30:7 Awas! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +that day is g-gweat, so that nyonye is w-wike i-it: it is even t-the time of +Jacob's twoubwe, but he shaww be saved out of it. + +30:8 Fow it shaww come to pass in that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, +that I wiww bweak his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off thy nyeck, and wiww buwst thy +bonds, and stwangews shaww nyo mowe sewve themsewves of him: (*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 But +they shaww sewve t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and David theiw king, whom I wiww +w-waise up u-unto them. + +30:10 Thewefowe f-feaw t-thou nyot, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Jacob, saith t-the WOWD; +nyeithew be dismayed, O-O Iswaew: fow, wo, I wiww s-save thee fwom afaw, +and thy seed fwom t-the wand of theiw c-captivity; and J-Jacob shaww wetuwn, +and shaww be in west, and be quiet, and nyonye shaww make him afwaid. + +3-30:11 Fow I am with thee, saith t-the WOWD, to s-save t-thee: t-though I make +a f-fuww end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations whithew I have scattewed thee, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I wiww +nyot make a f-fuww end of t-thee: but I wiww c-cowwect thee in m-measuwe, and +wiww nyot weave thee awtogethew unpunyished. + +30:12 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Thy bwuise is i-incuwabwe, and thy wound +is gwievous. + +30:13 Thewe is nyonye to pwead thy cause, that t-thou mayest be b-bound up: +t-thou hast nyo (☆ω☆) h-heawing medicinyes. + +30:14 Aww thy wovews have fowgotten thee; they seek thee n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +have w-wounded thee with t-the wound of an enyemy, with t-the chastisement of +a cwuew o-onye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of thinye inyiquity; because thy s-sins +wewe incweased. + +30:15 Why cwiest t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye affwiction? thy sowwow is incuwabwe +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of thinye i-inyiquity: because thy s-sins wewe incweased, +I have donye these things u-unto thee. + +30:16 Thewefowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that devouw thee shaww be devouwed; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thinye advewsawies, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them, shaww go into c-captivity; and +they that spoiw thee shaww be a spoiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that pwey upon thee +wiww I g-give (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey. + +30:17 Fow I wiww westowe heawth u-unto thee, and I wiww heaw thee of thy +wounds, saith t-the WOWD; because they cawwed thee an Outcast, s-saying, +This is Zion, whom nyo man seeketh a-aftew. + +30:18 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww bwing again t-the captivity of +Jacob's tents, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on his dwewwingpwaces; and t-the city +shaww be buiwded upon hew own heap, and t-the pawace shaww wemain aftew +t-the m-mannyew t-theweof. + +3-30:19 And out of t-them shaww pwoceed thanksgiving and t-the voice of t-them +that make m-mewwy: and I wiww m-muwtipwy t-them, and they shaww nyot be f-few; +I wiww awso gwowify t-them, and they shaww nyot be smaww. + +30:20 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw chiwdwen awso shaww be as afowetime, and theiw +c-congwegation shaww be estabwished befowe me, and I wiww punyish (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that o(>ω<)o o-oppwess them. + +30:21 And theiw nyobwes shaww be of themsewves, and theiw govewnyow +shaww pwoceed fwom t-the m-midst of t-them; and I wiww c-cause him to d-dwaw +nyeaw, and he shaww appwoach u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who is this that e-engaged his +heawt to appwoach u-unto m-me? saith t-the WOWD. + +30:22 And ye shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be youw God. + +3-30:23 Behowd, t-the whiwwwind of t-the WOWD goeth fowth with fuwy, a +continyuing whiwwwind: it shaww faww with pain upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the +wicked. + +30:24 The fiewce angew of t-the WOWD shaww nyot wetuwn, untiw he hath +donye it, and untiw he have ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the intents of his (*°▽°*) h-heawt: in t-the +wattew days ye shaww considew it. + +31:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the same time, saith t-the WOWD, wiww I be t-the God of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +famiwies of I-Iswaew, and they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +3-31:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, The peopwe which wewe weft of t-the s-swowd +f-found gwace in t-the wiwdewnyess; even I-Iswaew, when I went to c-cause him +to w-west. + +31:3 The WOWD hath appeawed of o-owd u-unto me, s-saying, Yea, I have woved +thee with an evewwasting wove: thewefowe with wovingkindnyess have I +dwawn thee. + +3-31:4 A-Again I wiww buiwd thee, and t-thou shawt be buiwt, O-O viwgin of +Iswaew: t-thou shawt again be adownyed with thy tabwets, and shawt go +fowth in t-the dances of t-them that make mewwy. + +31:5 T-Thou shawt (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwant vinyes upon t-the mountains of Samawia: t-the +pwantews shaww pwant, and shaww e-eat t-them as common things. + +31:6 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a day, that t-the w-watchmen upon t-the mount +Ephwaim shaww cwy, Awise ye, and wet us go up to Zion u-unto t-the WOWD +ouw God. + +31:7 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; Sing with gwadnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jacob, and shout +among t-the chief of t-the n-nyations: pubwish ye, pwaise ye, and say, O-O +WOWD, s-save thy p-peopwe, t-the wemnyant of Iswaew. + +31:8 Behowd, I wiww bwing t-them fwom t-the nyowth countwy, and gathew t-them +fwom t-the coasts of t-the eawth, and with t-them t-the bwind and t-the wame, +t-the woman with c-chiwd and hew that t-twavaiweth with c-chiwd togethew: a +gweat company shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thithew. + +31:9 They shaww come with weeping, and with suppwications wiww I wead +(=`ω´=) t-them: I wiww c-cause t-them to wawk by t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of watews in a stwaight +way, whewein they shaww nyot stumbwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am a o(>ω<)o f-fathew to I-Iswaew, and +Ephwaim is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiwstbown. + +31:10 Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O ye n-nyations, and decwawe it in t-the +iswes afaw off, and say, He that scattewed Iswaew wiww gathew him, and +keep him, as a s-shephewd doth his fwock. + +31:11 Fow t-the WOWD hath wedeemed Jacob, and wansomed him fwom t-the hand +of him that w-was stwongew than he. + +31:12 Thewefowe they shaww come and sing in t-the height of Zion, and +shaww fwow togethew to t-the goodnyess of t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wheat, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +winye, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow oiw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the young of t-the fwock and of t-the hewd: and +theiw souw shaww be as a watewed gawden; and they shaww nyot sowwow any +mowe a-at aww. + +(^ω~) 3-31:13 T-Then shaww t-the viwgin wejoice in t-the dance, both young men and +o-owd togethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww tuwn theiw mouwnying into joy, and wiww +comfowt t-them, and make t-them wejoice fwom theiw \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. + +31:14 And I wiww satiate t-the souw of t-the pwiests with fatnyess, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe shaww be satisfied with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goodnyess, saith t-the WOWD. + +31:15 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; A-A voice w-was heawd in (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, wamentation, +and bittew weeping; Wahew weeping (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew chiwdwen wefused to be +c-comfowted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew c-chiwdwen, because they wewe n-nyot. + +31:16 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Wefwain thy voice fwom weeping, and thinye +eyes fwom teaws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wowk shaww be wewawded, saith t-the WOWD; and +they shaww come again fwom t-the wand of t-the enyemy. + +31:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hope in thinye end, saith t-the WOWD, that thy +chiwdwen shaww come again to theiw own bowdew. + +31:18 I have suwewy heawd Ephwaim bemoanying himsewf t-thus; T-Thou hast +chastised me, and I w-was chastised, as a buwwock unyaccustomed to t-the +y-yoke: tuwn t-thou me, and I shaww be tuwnyed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +God. + +3-31:19 S-Suwewy aftew that I w-was tuwnyed, I wepented; and aftew that I w-was +instwucted, I smote upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thigh: I w-was a-ashamed, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, even +confounded, because I did beaw t-the wepwoach of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth. + +31:20 Is Ephwaim o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my deaw son? is he a pweasant chiwd? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow since I +spake against him, I (^-^*)/ d-do eawnyestwy (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew him s-stiww: thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +b-bowews awe twoubwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; I wiww suwewy have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon him, saith +t-the WOWD. + +3-31:21 Set thee up waymawks, make thee high heaps: s-set thinye heawt +towawd t-the h-highway, even t-the w-way which t-thou wentest: tuwn again, O-O +viwgin of I-Iswaew, tuwn again to these thy cities. + +3-31:22 How wong wiwt t-thou go a-about, O-O t-thou backswiding daughtew? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the WOWD hath cweated a nyew t-thing in t-the eawth, A-A woman shaww compass +a m-man. + +31:23 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; As (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they +shaww use this speech in t-the wand of Judah and in t-the c-cities t-theweof, +when I shaww bwing again theiw c-captivity; The WOWD bwess thee, O-O +h-habitation of justice, and mountain of howinyess. + +31:24 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww dweww in Judah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities +theweof togethew, husbandmen, and they that go fowth with fwocks. + +3-31:25 Fow I have satiated t-the weawy s-souw, and I have w-wepwenyished {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +sowwowfuw souw. + +3-31:26 Upon this I awaked, and behewd; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (o´∀`o) s-sweep w-was sweet u-unto me. + +31:27 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww sow t-the house +of Iswaew and t-the house of Judah with t-the seed of ^.^ m-man, and with t-the +seed of beast. + +31:28 And it shaww come to pass, that w-wike as I have watched o-ovew +t-them, to pwuck up, and to bweak down, and to thwow down, and to +destwoy, and to affwict; so wiww I watch o-ovew t-them, to b-buiwd, and to +pwant, saith t-the WOWD. + +31:29 In those days they shaww say nyo m-mowe, The f-fathews have eaten a +s-souw gwape, and t-the c-chiwdwen's t-teeth awe s-set on edge. + +3-31:30 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own i-inyiquity: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that +eateth t-the s-souw gwape, his t-teeth shaww be s-set on edge. + +31:31 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww make a nyew +c-covenyant with t-the house of I-Iswaew, and with t-the house of Judah: 31:32 +Nyot a-accowding to t-the c-covenyant that I m-made with theiw f-fathews in t-the +day that I took t-them by t-the hand to bwing t-them out of t-the wand of +Egypt; which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant they bwake, awthough I w-was an h-husband u-unto +t-them, saith t-the WOWD: 3-31:33 But this shaww be t-the c-covenyant that I wiww +make with t-the house of I-Iswaew; Aftew those days, saith t-the WOWD, I +wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (☆▽☆) w-waw in theiw inwawd pawts, and wwite it in theiw heawts; +and wiww be theiw G-God, and they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +31:34 And they shaww t-teach nyo mowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his nyeighbouw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man his bwothew, s-saying, K-Knyow t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww knyow me, +fwom t-the weast of t-them u-unto t-the gweatest of t-them, saith t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +I wiww fowgive theiw inyiquity, and I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew theiw sin nyo mowe. + +31:35 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, which giveth t-the sun (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight by day, +and t-the owdinyances of t-the moon and of t-the staws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight by nyight, +which divideth t-the sea when t-the waves theweof woaw; The WOWD of hosts +is his nyame: 3-31:36 If those owdinyances depawt fwom befowe me, saith +t-the WOWD, t-then t-the seed of Iswaew awso shaww cease fwom being a nyation +befowe m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +3-31:37 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; If heaven a-above c-can be measuwed, and t-the +foundations of t-the eawth seawched out benyeath, I wiww awso cast off +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have donye, saith t-the WOWD. + +31:38 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that t-the city shaww be +b-buiwt to t-the WOWD fwom t-the towew of H-Hanyanyeew u-unto t-the gate of t-the +cownyew. + +31:39 And t-the measuwing winye shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet go fowth o-ovew against it upon +t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww Gaweb, and shaww compass about to Goath. + +31:40 And t-the w-whowe vawwey of t-the dead bodies, and of t-the a-ashes, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiewds u-unto t-the b-bwook of Kidwon, u-unto t-the cownyew of t-the h-howse +gate towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, shaww be h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD; it shaww nyot be +p-pwucked up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thwown down any mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +32:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth yeaw of +(o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah, which w-was t-the eighteenth yeaw of +Nyebuchadwezzaw. + +32:2 Fow t-then t-the king of Babywon's awmy besieged Jewusawem: and +Jewemiah t-the pwophet w-was s-shut up in t-the couwt of t-the pwison, which w-was +in t-the king of Judah's house. + +3-32:3 Fow (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah h-had s-shut him up, s-saying, Whewefowe +d-dost t-thou pwophesy, and say, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww g-give +this city into t-the hand of t-the king of Babywon, and he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take it; +3-32:4 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah shaww nyot escape out of t-the hand of +t-the C-Chawdeans, but shaww suwewy be dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the king +of Babywon, and shaww speak with him mouth to mouth, and his eyes +shaww (x_x)V b-behowd his e-eyes; 3-32:5 And he shaww wead (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah to Babywon, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww he be untiw I v-visit him, saith t-the WOWD: t-though ye fight +with t-the C-Chawdeans, ye shaww nyot pwospew. + +32:6 And Jewemiah said, The wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, +(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 Behowd, Hanyameew t-the son of Shawwum thinye uncwe shaww come u-unto +thee s-saying, Buy thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiewd that is in Anyathoth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight of +~(>_<~) w-wedemption is thinye to buy it. + +3-32:8 S-So Hanyameew minye u-uncwe's son came to m-me in t-the couwt of t-the +pwison a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and said u-unto me, Buy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fiewd, I p-pway thee, that is in Anyathoth, which is in t-the c-countwy of +Benjamin: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight of (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance is thinye, and t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption is +thinye; buy it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thysewf. + +T-Then I knyew that this w-was t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +32:9 And I bought t-the fiewd of Hanyameew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my u-uncwe's son, that w-was in +Anyathoth, and weighed him t-the monyey, even seventeen shekews of siwvew. + +32:10 And I subscwibed t-the evidence, and seawed it, and took +witnyesses, and weighed him t-the monyey in t-the b-bawances. + +32:11 S-So I took t-the evidence of t-the p-puwchase, both that which w-was +seawed a-accowding to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and custom, and that which w-was open: 32:12 +And I gave t-the evidence of t-the puwchase u-unto Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah, +t-the son of Maaseiah, in t-the sight of Hanyameew minye u-uncwe's son, and in +t-the pwesence of t-the witnyesses that subscwibed t-the book of t-the +p-puwchase, befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews that sat in t-the couwt of t-the pwison. + +32:13 And I c-chawged Bawuch befowe t-them, s-saying, (＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 T-Thus saith t-the +WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Take these o(>ω<)o e-evidences, this evidence +of t-the p-puwchase, both which is seawed, and this evidence which is +open; and put t-them in an eawthen v-vessew, that they may continyue many +days. + +32:15 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Houses and +fiewds and vinyeyawds shaww be p-possessed again in this wand. + +3-32:16 Nyow when I h-had dewivewed t-the evidence of t-the puwchase u-unto +Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah, I pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, 3-32:17 A-Ah +Wowd G-GOD! b-behowd, t-thou hast m-made t-the heaven and t-the eawth by thy gweat +p-powew and stwetched out awm, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing too hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thee: +3-32:18 T-Thou shewest wovingkindnyess u-unto t-thousands, and wecompensest t-the +i-inyiquity of t-the f-fathews into t-the b-bosom of theiw chiwdwen aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: +t-the G-Gweat, t-the Mighty G-God, t-the WOWD of hosts, is his nyame, 32:19 Gweat +in counsew, and mighty in wowk: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye eyes awe open upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +ways of t-the sons of m-men: to g-give {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-accowding to his ways, and +a-accowding to t-the fwuit of his doings: 3-32:20 W-Which hast s-set signs and +w-wondews in t-the wand of Egypt, even u-unto this day, and in I-Iswaew, and +among othew men; and hast m-made thee a nyame, as a-at this >_> d-day; 3-32:21 And +hast b-bwought fowth thy peopwe Iswaew out of t-the wand of Egypt with +signs, and with wondews, and with a stwong hand, and with a stwetched +out awm, and with gweat tewwow; 32:22 And hast given t-them this wand, +which t-thou didst sweaw to theiw f-fathews to g-give t-them, a wand fwowing +with miwk and honyey; 32:23 And they came in, and p-possessed it; but +they obeyed nyot thy voice, nyeithew wawked in thy waw; they have donye +nyothing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou commandedst t-them to do: thewefowe t-thou hast +caused (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this eviw to come upon (=`ω´=) t-them: 3-32:24 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the mounts, they +awe come u-unto t-the city to o(>ω<)o t-take it; and t-the city is given into t-the hand +of t-the C-Chawdeans, that fight against it, because of t-the swowd, and of +t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and of t-the pestiwence: and what t-thou hast spoken is come +to pass; and, b-behowd, t-thou seest it. + +3-32:25 And t-thou hast said u-unto me, O-O Wowd GOD, Buy thee t-the fiewd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +monyey, and o(>ω<)o t-take witnyesses; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the city is given into t-the hand of t-the +Chawdeans. + +32:26 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto Jewemiah, s-saying, 32:27 +Behowd, I am t-the WOWD, t-the God of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh: is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any t-thing too +hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me? 32:28 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww g-give +this city into t-the hand of t-the C-Chawdeans, and into t-the hand of +N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, and he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take i-it: 32:29 And t-the +C-Chawdeans, that fight against this city, shaww come and s-set fiwe on +this city, and buwn it with t-the houses, upon whose woofs they have +offewed i-incense u-unto Baaw, and pouwed out dwink offewings u-unto othew +gods, to pwovoke m-me to angew. + +32:30 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and t-the chiwdwen of Judah have onwy +donye eviw befowe m-me fwom theiw youth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew have +onwy p-pwovoked m-me to angew with t-the wowk of theiw hands, saith t-the +WOWD. + +3-32:31 Fow this city hath b-been to m-me as a pwovocation of minye angew and +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy fwom t-the day that they b-buiwt it even u-unto this >_> d-day; that I +shouwd w-wemove it fwom befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, 32:32 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw of +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, which they have +donye to pwovoke m-me to angew, they, theiw kings, theiw pwinces, theiw +p-pwiests, and theiw pwophets, and t-the men of Judah, and t-the i-inhabitants +of Jewusawem. + +32:33 And they have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto m-me t-the b-back, and nyot t-the f-face: t-though +I taught t-them, wising up eawwy and teaching t-them, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they have nyot +heawkenyed to weceive (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* i-instwuction. + +32:34 But they s-set theiw abominyations in t-the h-house, which is cawwed by +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, to defiwe it. + +32:35 And they b-buiwt t-the high pwaces of Baaw, which awe in t-the vawwey +of t-the son of Hinnyom, to c-cause theiw sons and theiw daughtews to pass +thwough t-the fiwe u-unto Mowech; which I commanded t-them nyot, nyeithew came +it into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind, that they shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this abominyation, to c-cause Judah +to sin. + +32:36 And nyow thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew, +c-concewnying this city, wheweof ye say, I-It shaww be dewivewed into t-the +hand of t-the king of Babywon by t-the swowd, and by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by +t-the p-pestiwence; 32:37 Behowd, I wiww gathew t-them out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies, +whithew I have dwiven t-them in minye angew, and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, and in gweat +w-wwath; and I wiww bwing t-them again u-unto this pwace, and I wiww c-cause +t-them to dweww s-safewy: 3-32:38 And they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be +theiw G-God: 32:39 And I wiww g-give t-them onye heawt, and onye way, that +they may f-feaw m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the g-good of t-them, and of theiw chiwdwen +aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: 3-32:40 And I wiww make an evewwasting c-covenyant with t-them, +that I wiww nyot tuwn away fwom t-them, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them good; but I wiww put +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-feaw in theiw heawts, that they shaww nyot depawt fwom me. + +32:41 Yea, I wiww wejoice o-ovew t-them to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them g-good, and I wiww pwant +t-them in this wand assuwedwy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt and with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe +souw. + +32:42 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; Wike as I have b-bwought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweat +eviw upon this p-peopwe, so wiww I bwing upon t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good that I +have pwomised them. + +32:43 And fiewds shaww be bought in this wand, wheweof ye say, I-It is +desowate without man ow (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; it is given into t-the hand of t-the +Chawdeans. + +32:44 Men shaww buy fiewds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, and subscwibe o(>ω<)o e-evidences, and +s-seaw t-them, and o(>ω<)o t-take witnyesses in t-the wand of Benjamin, and in t-the +pwaces about J-Jewusawem, and in t-the c-cities of Judah, and in t-the c-cities +of t-the mountains, and in t-the c-cities of t-the vawwey, and in t-the c-cities +of t-the south: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww c-cause theiw captivity to wetuwn, saith t-the +WOWD. + +3-33:1 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jewemiah t-the second time, +whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-shut up in t-the couwt of t-the pwison, s-saying, 33:2 T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD t-the makew t-theweof, t-the WOWD that |･ω･) f-fowmed it, to +estabwish it; t-the WOWD is his nyame; 33:3 Caww u-unto me, and I wiww +answew thee, and s-shew thee gweat and mighty things, which t-thou k-knyowest +n-nyot. + +33:4 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew, c-concewnying t-the houses +of this city, and c-concewnying t-the houses of t-the kings of Judah, which +awe thwown down by t-the mounts, and by t-the swowd; 3-33:5 They come to +fight with t-the C-Chawdeans, but it is to fiww t-them with t-the dead bodies +of men, whom I have s-swain in minye angew and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +whose w-wickednyess I have hid o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom this city. + +33:6 Behowd, I wiww bwing it heawth and (*^‿^*) c-cuwe, and I wiww cuwe t-them, +and wiww weveaw u-unto t-them t-the a-abundance of peace and twuth. + +33:7 And I wiww c-cause t-the captivity of Judah and t-the captivity of +Iswaew to wetuwn, and wiww buiwd t-them, as a-at t-the fiwst. + +3-33:8 And I wiww cweanse t-them fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw inyiquity, wheweby they +have sinnyed against m-me; and I wiww pawdon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw inyiquities, +wheweby they have sinnyed, and wheweby they have twansgwessed against +me. + +33:9 And it shaww be to m-me a nyame of joy, a pwaise and an honyouw +befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations of t-the eawth, which shaww h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good +that I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and they shaww f-feaw and t-twembwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +goodnyess and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pwospewity that I pwocuwe u-unto it. + +33:10 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; A-Again (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be heawd in this pwace, +which ye say shaww be desowate without man and without beast, even in +t-the c-cities of Judah, and in t-the s-stweets of J-Jewusawem, that awe +d-desowate, without ^.^ m-man, and without inhabitant, and without beast, +33:11 The voice of joy, and t-the voice of gwadnyess, t-the voice of t-the +b-bwidegwoom, and t-the voice of t-the bwide, t-the voice of t-them that shaww +say, Pwaise t-the WOWD of h-hosts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is good; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and of t-them that shaww bwing t-the sacwifice of +pwaise into t-the house of t-the WOWD. Fow I wiww c-cause to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn t-the +captivity of t-the wand, as a-at t-the fiwst, saith t-the WOWD. + +33:12 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; A-Again in this pwace, which is +desowate without man and without beast, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities t-theweof, +shaww be an h-habitation of shephewds causing theiw f-fwocks to w-wie down. + +33:13 In t-the c-cities of t-the mountains, in t-the c-cities of t-the ~(>_<~) *giggles shyly* v-vawe, and +in t-the c-cities of t-the south, and in t-the wand of Benjamin, and in t-the +pwaces about J-Jewusawem, and in t-the c-cities of Judah, shaww t-the f-fwocks +pass again undew t-the h-hands of him that tewweth t-them, saith t-the WOWD. + +33:14 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww pewfowm that +g-good t-thing which I have pwomised u-unto t-the house of Iswaew and to t-the +house of J-Judah. + +33:15 In those days, and a-at that time, wiww I c-cause t-the Bwanch of +wighteousnyess to gwow up u-unto (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and he shaww execute j-judgment and +wighteousnyess in t-the wand. + +3-33:16 In those days shaww Judah be saved, and Jewusawem shaww dweww +s-safewy: and this is t-the nyame whewewith she shaww be cawwed, The WOWD +ouw ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +33:17 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; David shaww nyevew want a man to sit +upon t-the t-thwonye of t-the house of I-Iswaew; 33:18 N-Nyeithew shaww t-the +pwiests t-the Wevites want a man befowe m-me to offew buwnt offewings, and +to kindwe meat offewings, and to (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice continyuawwy. + +33:19 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jewemiah, s-saying, (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD; If ye c-can bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant of t-the day, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +c-covenyant of t-the nyight, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd nyot be day and nyight in +theiw season; 33:21 T-Then may awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant be bwoken with David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sewvant, that he shouwd nyot have a son to weign upon his thwonye; and +with t-the Wevites t-the p-pwiests, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my minyistews. + +3-33:22 As t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven c-cannyot be nyumbewed, nyeithew t-the sand of +t-the sea measuwed: so wiww I m-muwtipwy t-the seed of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, and +t-the Wevites that m-minyistew u-unto me. + +33:23 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Jewemiah, s-saying, 33:24 +Considewest t-thou nyot what this peopwe have spoken, s-saying, The two +famiwies which t-the WOWD hath chosen, he hath even cast t-them off? thus +they have (>_<) d-despised o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, that they shouwd be nyo mowe a nyation +befowe them. + +33:25 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; If o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant be nyot with day and nyight, +and if I have nyot appointed t-the owdinyances of heaven and eawth; 33:26 +T-Then wiww I cast away t-the seed of J-Jacob and David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, so that +I wiww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take any of his seed to be wuwews o-ovew t-the seed of A-Abwaham, +Isaac, and Jacob: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww c-cause theiw captivity to wetuwn, and have +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy on them. + +34:1 The wowd which came u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, when +Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms +of t-the eawth of his dominyion, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, fought against +J-Jewusawem, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities t-theweof, s-saying, 34:2 T-Thus saith +t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Go and speak to (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah, +and teww him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww g-give this city into +t-the hand of t-the king of Babywon, and he shaww buwn it with fiwe: 34:3 +And t-thou shawt nyot escape out of his hand, but shawt suwewy be taken, +and dewivewed into his hand; and thinye eyes shaww (x_x)V b-behowd t-the eyes of +t-the king of Babywon, and he shaww speak with thee mouth to mouth, and +t-thou shawt go to Babywon. + +(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 Y-Yet h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah; T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD of thee, T-Thou shawt nyot die by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: 34:5 But t-thou +shawt die in peace: and with t-the b-buwnyings of thy fathews, t-the f-fowmew +kings which wewe befowe thee, so shaww they buwn odouws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee; and +they wiww wament thee, s-saying, A-Ah wowd! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have pwonyounced t-the +wowd, saith t-the WOWD. + +34:6 T-Then Jewemiah t-the pwophet spake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds u-unto (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah +king of Judah in J-Jewusawem, 34:7 When t-the king of Babywon's awmy +fought against J-Jewusawem, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah that +wewe weft, against Wachish, and against Azekah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these defenced +c-cities wemainyed of t-the c-cities of J-Judah. + +3-34:8 This is t-the wowd that came u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, aftew +that t-the king (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah h-had m-made a c-covenyant with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe which +wewe a-at J-Jewusawem, to pwocwaim w-wibewty u-unto t-them; 34:9 That {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +shouwd wet his mansewvant, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his maidsewvant, being an +H-Hebwew ow an Hebwewess, go fwee; that nyonye shouwd sewve himsewf of +t-them, to wit, of a Jew his bwothew. + +34:10 Nyow when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, which h-had entewed +into t-the c-covenyant, heawd that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shouwd wet his mansewvant, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his maidsewvant, go fwee, that nyonye shouwd sewve themsewves +of t-them any m-mowe, t-then they obeyed, and wet t-them go. + +34:11 But aftewwawd they tuwnyed, and caused t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and t-the +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-handmaids, whom they h-had wet go fwee, to wetuwn, and b-bwought t-them into +s-subjection (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow handmaids. + +34:12 Thewefowe t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, +s-saying, 34:13 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew; I m-made a +c-covenyant with youw f-fathews in t-the day that I b-bwought t-them fowth out of +t-the wand of Egypt, out of t-the house of bondmen, s-saying, 34:14 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the +end of seven yeaws wet ye go {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his b-bwothew an Hebwew, which +hath b-been sowd u-unto thee; and when he hath sewved thee six yeaws, t-thou +shawt wet him go fwee fwom t-thee: but youw f-fathews heawkenyed nyot u-unto +me, nyeithew |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw (・_・ヾ e-eaw. + +3-34:15 And ye wewe nyow tuwnyed, and h-had donye wight in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, in +pwocwaiming w-wibewty {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his nyeighbouw; and ye h-had m-made a +c-covenyant befowe m-me in t-the house which is cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: 34:16 But +ye (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and powwuted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and caused {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his s-sewvant, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his h-handmaid, whom ye h-had s-set a-at w-wibewty a-at theiw p-pweasuwe, +to wetuwn, and b-bwought t-them into subjection, to be u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow handmaids. + +34:17 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Ye have nyot heawkenyed u-unto me, in +pwocwaiming wibewty, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his bwothew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his +nyeighbouw: b-behowd, I pwocwaim a w-wibewty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, saith t-the WOWD, to +t-the swowd, to t-the pestiwence, and to t-the faminye; and I wiww make you +to be w-wemoved into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth. + +34:18 And I wiww g-give t-the men that have twansgwessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant, +which have nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the w-wowds of t-the c-covenyant which they h-had m-made +befowe me, when they cut t-the cawf in twain, and passed b-between t-the +pawts t-theweof, 34:19 The pwinces of Judah, and t-the pwinces of +J-Jewusawem, t-the xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, and t-the p-pwiests, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the +wand, which passed b-between t-the pawts of t-the cawf; 34:20 I wiww even +g-give t-them into t-the hand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, and into t-the hand of t-them +that seek theiw wife: and theiw dead bodies shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat u-unto t-the +f-fowws of t-the heaven, and to t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth. + +3-34:21 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah and his pwinces wiww I g-give into t-the +hand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, and into t-the hand of t-them that seek theiw w-wife, +and into t-the hand of t-the king of Babywon's awmy, which awe gonye up +fwom you. + +3-34:22 Behowd, I wiww command, saith t-the WOWD, and c-cause t-them to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +to this c-city; and they shaww fight against it, and o(>ω<)o t-take it, and buwn +it with fiwe: and I wiww make t-the c-cities of Judah a desowation without +an i-inhabitant. + +35:1 The wowd which came u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD in t-the days of +Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king of Judah, s-saying, 35:2 Go u-unto t-the +house of t-the Wechabites, and speak u-unto t-them, and bwing t-them into t-the +house of t-the WOWD, into onye of t-the chambews, and g-give t-them winye to +d-dwink. + +35:3 T-Then I took Jaazanyiah t-the son of Jewemiah, t-the son of H-Habazinyiah, +and his bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ^-^ s-sons, and t-the w-whowe house of t-the +Wechabites; 35:4 And I b-bwought t-them into t-the house of t-the WOWD, into +t-the c-chambew of t-the sons of Hanyan, t-the son of Igdawiah, a man of G-God, +which w-was by t-the c-chambew of t-the pwinces, which w-was a-above t-the c-chambew +of >w< M-Maaseiah t-the son of Shawwum, t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the doow: 35:5 And I s-set +befowe t-the sons of t-the house of t-the Wechabites pots f-fuww of winye, and +c-cups, and I said u-unto t-them, Dwink ye winye. + +3-35:6 But they said, We wiww dwink nyo winye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jonyadab t-the son of +Wechab ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew commanded u-us, s-saying, Ye shaww dwink nyo winye, +nyeithew ye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow youw sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 35:7 N-Nyeithew shaww ye buiwd h-house, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow sow seed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow pwant v-vinyeyawd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow have any: but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw days ye +shaww dweww in tents; that ye may wive many days in t-the wand whewe ye +be stwangews. + +3-35:8 T-Thus have we obeyed t-the voice of J-Jonyadab t-the son of Wechab ouw +o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath c-chawged u-us, to dwink nyo winye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw days, +^w^ w-we, ouw wives, ouw ^-^ s-sons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ouw daughtews; 3-35:9 Nyow to buiwd houses +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to dweww in: nyeithew have we v-vinyeyawd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fiewd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow seed: +35:10 But we have d-dwewt in tents, and have obeyed, and donye a-accowding +to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that J-Jonyadab ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew commanded us. + +3-35:11 But it came to pass, when N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon came up +into t-the wand, that we said, Come, and wet us go to Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw +of t-the awmy of t-the C-Chawdeans, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the awmy of t-the (o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: +so we dweww a-at Jewusawem. + +35:12 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto Jewemiah, s-saying, 3-35:13 T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Go and teww t-the men of +Judah and t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, W-Wiww ye nyot weceive +instwuction to heawken to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds? saith t-the WOWD. + +35:14 The w-wowds of J-Jonyadab t-the son of Wechab, that he commanded his +sons nyot to dwink winye, awe pewfowmed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto this day they dwink +n-nyonye, but obey theiw fathew's commandment: nyotwithstanding I have +spoken u-unto y-you, wising eawwy and speaking; but ye heawkenyed nyot u-unto +me. + +35:15 I have sent awso u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, wising +up eawwy and sending t-them, s-saying, W-Wetuwn ye nyow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his +eviw way, and amend youw doings, and go nyot aftew othew gods to sewve +t-them, and ye shaww dweww in t-the wand which I have given to you and to +youw fathews: but ye have nyot |･ω･) i-incwinyed youw eaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow heawkenyed u-unto +me. + +UwU 3-35:16 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the sons of J-Jonyadab t-the son of Wechab have ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the +commandment of theiw fathew, which he commanded t-them; but this peopwe +hath nyot heawkenyed u-unto me: 35:17 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD God of +hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I wiww bwing upon Judah and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that I have pwonyounced +against (=`ω´=) t-them: because I have spoken u-unto t-them, but they have nyot +heawd; and I have cawwed u-unto t-them, but they have nyot answewed. + +35:18 And Jewemiah said u-unto t-the house of t-the Wechabites, T-Thus saith +t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have obeyed t-the +commandment of J-Jonyadab youw fathew, and kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-pwecepts, and +donye a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath commanded you: ^w^ 3-35:19 Thewefowe +thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; J-Jonyadab t-the son of +Wechab shaww nyot want a man to stand befowe m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +36:1 And it came to pass in t-the fouwth yeaw of Jehoiakim t-the son of +Josiah king of Judah, that this wowd came u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, +s-saying, 3-36:2 Take thee a woww of a b-book, and wwite (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +w-wowds that I have spoken u-unto thee against I-Iswaew, and against Judah, +and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the n-nyations, fwom t-the day I spake u-unto thee, fwom t-the +days of Josiah, even u-unto this d-day. + +36:3 I-It may be that t-the house of Judah wiww h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw which I +puwpose to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them; that they may (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his eviw +way; that I may fowgive theiw i-inyiquity and theiw sin. + +36:4 T-Then Jewemiah cawwed Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah: and Bawuch wwote +fwom t-the mouth of Jewemiah (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, which he h-had +spoken u-unto him, upon a woww of a book. + +3-36:5 And Jewemiah commanded Bawuch, s-saying, I am s-shut up; I c-cannyot go +into t-the house of t-the WOWD: 36:6 Thewefowe go thou, and wead in t-the +woww, which t-thou hast wwitten fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD in +t-the eaws of t-the peopwe in t-the WOWD's house upon t-the fasting day: and +awso t-thou shawt wead t-them in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah that come out of +theiw cities. + +36:7 I-It may be they wiww pwesent theiw suppwication befowe t-the WOWD, +and wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom his eviw w-way: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is t-the angew +and t-the fuwy that t-the WOWD hath pwonyounced against this peopwe. + +36:8 And Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Jewemiah +t-the pwophet commanded him, weading in t-the book t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD +in t-the WOWD's house. + +36:9 And it came to pass in t-the fifth yeaw of Jehoiakim t-the son of +Josiah king of Judah, in t-the nyinth m-month, that they pwocwaimed a fast +befowe t-the WOWD to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe in J-Jewusawem, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +that came fwom t-the c-cities of Judah u-unto Jewusawem. + +36:10 T-Then wead Bawuch in t-the book t-the w-wowds of Jewemiah in t-the house +of t-the WOWD, in t-the c-chambew of Gemawiah t-the son of Shaphan t-the s-scwibe, +in t-the highew couwt, a-at t-the entwy of t-the nyew gate of t-the WOWD's h-house, +in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. + +36:11 When Michaiah t-the son of Gemawiah, t-the son of Shaphan, h-had heawd +out of t-the book (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, 36:12 T-Then he went down +into t-the king's h-house, into t-the scwibe's chambew: and, wo, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +pwinces sat thewe, even Ewishama t-the s-scwibe, and Dewaiah t-the son of +Shemaiah, and Ewnyathan t-the son of Achbow, and Gemawiah t-the son of +Shaphan, and (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of Hanyanyiah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pwinces. + +3-36:13 T-Then Michaiah d-decwawed u-unto t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds that he h-had +heawd, when Bawuch wead t-the book in t-the eaws of t-the peopwe. + +36:14 Thewefowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces sent Jehudi t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, t-the +son of Shewemiah, t-the son of Cushi, u-unto Bawuch, s-saying, Take in thinye +hand t-the woww whewein t-thou hast wead in t-the eaws of t-the p-peopwe, and +come. S-So Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah took t-the woww in his hand, and came +u-unto them. + +36:15 And they said u-unto him, Sit down n-nyow, and wead it in ouw eaws. +S-So Bawuch wead it in theiw eaws. + +36:16 Nyow it came to pass, when they h-had heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowds, they +wewe afwaid both onye and othew, and said u-unto Bawuch, We wiww suwewy +teww t-the king of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds. + +36:17 And they asked Bawuch, s-saying, Teww us n-nyow, How didst t-thou wwite +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds a-at his mouth? 36:18 T-Then Bawuch answewed t-them, He +pwonyounced (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds u-unto m-me with his mouth, and I wwote t-them +with ink in t-the book. + +36:19 T-Then said t-the pwinces u-unto Bawuch, Go, hide thee, t-thou and +Jewemiah; and wet nyo man knyow whewe ye be. + +36:20 And they went in to t-the king into t-the couwt, but they w-waid up +t-the woww in t-the c-chambew of Ewishama t-the s-scwibe, and towd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds +in t-the eaws of t-the king. + +36:21 S-So t-the king sent Jehudi to fetch t-the woww: and he took it out of +Ewishama t-the scwibe's chambew. And Jehudi wead it in t-the eaws of t-the +king, and in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces which s-stood beside t-the king. + +3-36:22 Nyow t-the king sat in t-the wintewhouse in t-the nyinth (o_O) m-month: and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a fiwe on t-the h-heawth b-buwnying befowe h-him. + +36:23 And it came to pass, that when Jehudi h-had wead thwee ow fouw +weaves, he cut it with t-the penknyife, and cast it into t-the fiwe that +w-was on t-the heawth, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the woww w-was consumed in t-the fiwe that +w-was on t-the heawth. + +36:24 Y-Yet they wewe nyot afwaid, (=`ω´=) n-nyow went theiw gawments, nyeithew t-the +king, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds. + +36:25 Nyevewthewess Ewnyathan and Dewaiah and Gemawiah h-had m-made +intewcession to t-the king that he w-wouwd nyot buwn t-the woww: but he w-wouwd +nyot h-heaw them. + +36:26 But t-the king commanded Jewahmeew t-the son of Hammewech, and +Sewaiah t-the son of Azwiew, and S-Shewemiah t-the son of Abdeew, to o(>ω<)o t-take +Bawuch t-the scwibe and Jewemiah t-the p-pwophet: but t-the WOWD hid them. + +36:27 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Jewemiah, aftew that t-the king +h-had buwnyed t-the woww, and t-the w-wowds which Bawuch wwote a-at t-the mouth of +Jewemiah, s-saying, 36:28 Take thee again anyothew woww, and wwite in it +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowmew w-wowds that wewe in t-the fiwst woww, which Jehoiakim t-the +king of Judah hath buwnyed. + +(/ =ω=)/ 3-36:29 And t-thou shawt say to Jehoiakim king of Judah, T-Thus saith t-the +WOWD; T-Thou hast buwnyed this woww, s-saying, Why hast t-thou wwitten +thewein, s-saying, The king of Babywon shaww cewtainwy come and d-destwoy +this wand, and shaww c-cause to cease fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence man and beast? 36:30 +Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of Jehoiakim king of Judah; He shaww +have nyonye to sit upon t-the t-thwonye of David: and his dead body shaww be +cast out in t-the day to t-the h-heat, and in t-the nyight to t-the (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ f-fwost. + +36:31 And I wiww punyish him and his seed and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +inyiquity; and I wiww bwing upon t-them, and upon t-the i-inhabitants of +J-Jewusawem, and upon t-the men of Judah, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that I have +pwonyounced against t-them; but they heawkenyed n-nyot. + +36:32 T-Then took Jewemiah anyothew woww, and gave it to Bawuch t-the +s-scwibe, t-the son of Nyewiah; who wwote (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein fwom t-the mouth of +Jewemiah (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the book which Jehoiakim king of Judah h-had +buwnyed in t-the fiwe: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a-added besides u-unto t-them many w-wike +wowds. + +37:1 And king (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of Josiah weignyed instead of C-Conyiah t-the +son of Jehoiakim, whom N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon m-made king in t-the +wand of J-Judah. + +37:2 But nyeithew he, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his sewvants, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the peopwe of t-the wand, did +heawken u-unto t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, which he spake by t-the pwophet +>w< *sweats* J-Jewemiah. + +3-37:3 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king sent Jehucaw t-the son of S-Shewemiah and +Zephanyiah t-the son of >w< M-Maaseiah t-the pwiest to t-the pwophet Jewemiah, +s-saying, Pway nyow u-unto t-the WOWD ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +37:4 Nyow Jewemiah came in and went out among t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had +nyot put him into pwison. + +37:5 T-Then Phawaoh's awmy w-was come fowth out of Egypt: and when t-the +Chawdeans that besieged Jewusawem heawd tidings of t-them, they depawted +fwom Jewusawem. + +37:6 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto t-the pwophet Jewemiah s-saying, +37:7 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew; T-Thus shaww ye say to t-the +king of Judah, that sent you u-unto m-me to enquiwe of m-me; Behowd, +Phawaoh's awmy, which is come fowth to hewp y-you, shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to Egypt +into theiw own wand. + +37:8 And t-the Chawdeans shaww come again, and fight against this city, +and o(>ω<)o t-take it, and buwn it with fiwe. + +37:9 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Deceive nyot youwsewves, s-saying, The +Chawdeans shaww suwewy depawt fwom us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww nyot depawt. + +37:10 Fow t-though ye h-had smitten t-the w-whowe awmy of t-the Chawdeans that +fight against y-you, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed but w-wounded men among t-them, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +shouwd they (☆ω☆) w-wise up {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his tent, and buwn this city with +fiwe. + +37:11 And it came to pass, that when t-the awmy of t-the Chawdeans w-was +bwoken up fwom Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of Phawaoh's awmy, 37:12 T-Then +Jewemiah went fowth out of Jewusawem to go into t-the wand of Benjamin, +to sepawate himsewf (o´∀`o) t-thence in t-the m-midst of t-the peopwe. + +37:13 And when he w-was in t-the gate of Benjamin, a c-captain of t-the wawd +w-was thewe, whose nyame w-was Iwijah, t-the son of Shewemiah, t-the son of +Hanyanyiah; and he took Jewemiah t-the pwophet, s-saying, T-Thou fawwest away +to t-the Chawdeans. + +3-37:14 T-Then said Jewemiah, I-It is fawse; I faww nyot away to t-the +Chawdeans. + +But he heawkenyed nyot to him: so Iwijah took Jewemiah, and b-bwought him +to t-the p-pwinces. + +3-37:15 Whewefowe t-the pwinces wewe wwoth with Jewemiah, and smote him, +and put him in pwison in t-the house of Jonyathan t-the scwibe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +h-had m-made that t-the pwison. + +37:16 When Jewemiah w-was entewed into t-the dungeon, and into t-the cabins, +and Jewemiah h-had wemainyed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe many days; 37:17 T-Then (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the +king sent, and took him out: and t-the king asked him secwetwy in his +h-house, and said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any wowd fwom t-the WOWD? And Jewemiah said, +Thewe i-is: fow, said he, t-thou shawt be dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the +king of Babywon. + +37:18 Moweovew Jewemiah said u-unto king Zedekiah, What have I o-offended +against thee, ow against thy sewvants, ow against this p-peopwe, that ye +have put m-me in ⊂(･ω･*⊂) p-pwison? 37:19 Whewe awe nyow youw pwophets which +pwophesied u-unto y-you, s-saying, The king of Babywon shaww nyot come +against y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow against this w-wand? 37:20 Thewefowe h-heaw n-nyow, I p-pway +thee, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king: wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication, I p-pway thee, be +accepted befowe thee; that t-thou c-cause m-me nyot to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the house of +Jonyathan t-the s-scwibe, west I die thewe. + +3-37:21 T-Then (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king commanded that they shouwd commit +Jewemiah into t-the couwt of t-the pwison, and that they shouwd g-give him +daiwy a piece of bwead out of t-the bakews' stweet, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwead +in t-the city wewe s-spent. + +T-Thus Jewemiah wemainyed in t-the couwt of t-the pwison. + +38:1 T-Then S-Shephatiah t-the son of Mattan, and G-Gedawiah t-the son of +Pashuw, and Jucaw t-the son of Shewemiah, and Pashuw t-the son of +Mawchiah, heawd t-the w-wowds that Jewemiah h-had spoken u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +p-peopwe, s-saying, 38:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, He that wemainyeth in this +city shaww die by t-the swowd, by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the pestiwence: but +he that goeth fowth to t-the Chawdeans shaww wive; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww have his +wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey, and shaww w-wive. + +＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, This city shaww suwewy be given into t-the +hand of t-the king of Babywon's awmy, which shaww o(>ω<)o t-take it. + +3-38:4 Thewefowe t-the pwinces said u-unto t-the king, We b-beseech thee, wet +this man be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus he weakenyeth t-the h-hands of t-the men +of waw that wemain in this city, and t-the h-hands of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, in +speaking such w-wowds u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this man seeketh nyot t-the w-wewfawe of +this p-peopwe, but t-the huwt. + +3-38:5 T-Then (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king said, Behowd, he is in youw hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +king is nyot he that c-can (^-^*)/ d-do any t-thing against you. + +38:6 T-Then took they Jewemiah, and cast him into t-the d-dungeon of +M-Mawchiah t-the son of Hammewech, that w-was in t-the couwt of t-the p-pwison: +and they wet down Jewemiah with c-cowds. And in t-the d-dungeon (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo +watew, but miwe: so Jewemiah sunk in t-the miwe. + +38:7 Nyow when Ebedmewech t-the Ethiopian, onye of t-the eunyuchs which w-was +in t-the king's h-house, heawd that they h-had put Jewemiah in t-the dungeon; +t-the king t-then sitting in t-the gate of Benjamin; (o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 Ebedmewech went +fowth out of t-the king's h-house, and spake to t-the king s-saying, 38:9 My +wowd t-the king, these men have donye eviw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have donye to +Jewemiah t-the pwophet, whom they have cast into t-the dungeon; and he is +w-wike to die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-hungew in t-the pwace whewe he i-is: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo mowe +bwead in t-the city. + +3-38:10 T-Then t-the king commanded Ebedmewech t-the Ethiopian, s-saying, Take +fwom hence thiwty men with thee, and o(>ω<)o t-take up Jewemiah t-the pwophet out +of t-the dungeon, befowe he die. + +38:11 S-So Ebedmewech took t-the men with him, and went into t-the house of +t-the king undew t-the tweasuwy, and took (o´∀`o) t-thence o-owd cast c-cwouts and o-owd +w-wotten wags, and wet t-them down by c-cowds into t-the d-dungeon to >w< *sweats* J-Jewemiah. + +3-38:12 And Ebedmewech t-the Ethiopian said u-unto Jewemiah, Put nyow these +o-owd cast c-cwouts and w-wotten wags undew thinye awmhowes undew t-the c-cowds. +And Jewemiah did so. + +♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 S-So they dwew up Jewemiah with c-cowds, and took him up out of t-the +dungeon: and Jewemiah wemainyed in t-the couwt of t-the pwison. + +38:14 T-Then (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king sent, and took Jewemiah t-the pwophet u-unto +him into t-the thiwd entwy that is in t-the house of t-the WOWD: and t-the +king said u-unto Jewemiah, I wiww ask thee a thing; hide nyothing fwom +me. + +38:15 T-Then Jewemiah said u-unto Zedekiah, If I decwawe it u-unto thee, +wiwt t-thou nyot suwewy put m-me to d-death? and if I g-give thee counsew, wiwt +t-thou nyot heawken u-unto m-me? 38:16 S-So (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king swawe secwetwy +u-unto Jewemiah, s-saying, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, that m-made us this s-souw, I +wiww nyot put thee to d-death, nyeithew wiww I g-give thee into t-the hand of +these men that seek thy wife. + +38:17 T-Then said Jewemiah u-unto Zedekiah, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God +of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; If t-thou wiwt assuwedwy go fowth u-unto t-the +king of Babywon's pwinces, t-then thy souw shaww wive, and this city +shaww nyot be buwnyed with fiwe; and t-thou shawt wive, and thinye house: +3-38:18 But if t-thou wiwt nyot go fowth to t-the king of Babywon's pwinces, +t-then shaww this city be given into t-the hand of t-the C-Chawdeans, and they +shaww buwn it with f-fiwe, and t-thou shawt nyot escape out of theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +38:19 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king said u-unto Jewemiah, I am afwaid of t-the +Jews that awe f-fawwen to t-the C-Chawdeans, west they d-dewivew m-me into theiw +hand, and they mock me. + +38:20 But Jewemiah said, They shaww nyot d-dewivew thee. Obey, I b-beseech +thee, t-the voice of t-the WOWD, which I speak u-unto t-thee: so it shaww be +w-weww u-unto thee, and thy souw shaww w-wive. + +38:21 But if t-thou wefuse to go fowth, this is t-the wowd that t-the WOWD +hath shewed me: 3-38:22 And, b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women that awe weft in t-the +king of Judah's house shaww be b-bwought fowth to t-the king of Babywon's +pwinces, and those w-women shaww say, Thy fwiends have s-set thee o-on, and +have p-pwevaiwed against t-thee: thy feet awe sunk in t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-miwe, and they +awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away back. + +38:23 S-So they shaww bwing out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wives and thy chiwdwen to t-the +Chawdeans: and t-thou shawt nyot escape out of theiw hand, but shawt be +taken by t-the hand of t-the king of |･ω･) B-Babywon: and t-thou shawt c-cause this +city to be buwnyed with fiwe. + +38:24 T-Then said (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah u-unto Jewemiah, Wet nyo man knyow of these +wowds, and t-thou shawt nyot die. + +38:25 But if t-the pwinces h-heaw that I have t-tawked with thee, and they +come u-unto thee, and say u-unto thee, Decwawe u-unto us nyow what t-thou hast +said u-unto t-the king, hide it nyot fwom u-us, and we wiww nyot put thee to +death; awso what t-the king said u-unto t-thee: 38:26 T-Then t-thou shawt say +u-unto t-them, I pwesented o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication befowe t-the king, that he w-wouwd +nyot c-cause m-me to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to Jonyathan's h-house, to die thewe. + +38:27 T-Then came (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces u-unto Jewemiah, and asked him: and he +towd t-them a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds that t-the king h-had c-commanded. S-So +they weft off speaking with h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mattew w-was nyot pewceived. + +38:28 S-So Jewemiah abode in t-the couwt of t-the pwison untiw t-the day that +Jewusawem w-was taken: and he w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe when Jewusawem w-was taken. + +39:1 In t-the nyinth yeaw of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, +came N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy against +J-Jewusawem, and they besieged it. + +3-39:2 And in t-the e-eweventh yeaw of Zedekiah, in t-the fouwth m-month, t-the +nyinth day of t-the m-month, t-the city w-was bwoken (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +39:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of t-the king of Babywon came in, and sat in +t-the middwe gate, even Nyewgawshawezew, Samgawnyebo, Sawsechim, Wabsawis, +Nyewgawshawezew, Wabmag, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wesidue of t-the pwinces of t-the +king of Babywon. + +39:4 And it came to pass, that when (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king of Judah saw +t-them, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw, t-then they fwed, and went fowth out of +t-the city by nyight, by t-the w-way of t-the king's gawden, by t-the gate +b-betwixt t-the two wawws: and he went out t-the w-way of t-the pwain. + +39:5 But t-the Chawdeans' awmy puwsued aftew t-them, and ovewtook (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah +in t-the pwains of Jewicho: and when they h-had taken him, they b-bwought +him up to Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon to W-Wibwah in t-the wand of +(^人^) H-Hamath, whewe he gave j-judgment upon h-him. + +39:6 T-Then t-the king of Babywon swew t-the sons of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah in W-Wibwah +befowe his eyes: awso t-the king of Babywon swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyobwes of +J-Judah. + +39:7 Moweovew he put out Zedekiah's eyes, and b-bound him with chains, +to cawwy him to Babywon. + +3-39:8 And t-the Chawdeans buwnyed t-the king's h-house, and t-the houses of t-the +p-peopwe, with f-fiwe, and bwake down t-the wawws of Jewusawem. + +39:9 T-Then Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd cawwied away captive +into Babywon t-the wemnyant of t-the peopwe that wemainyed in t-the city, and +those that feww away, that feww to him, with t-the w-west of t-the peopwe +that w-wemainyed. + +39:10 But Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd weft of t-the poow of t-the +p-peopwe, which h-had nyothing, in t-the wand of Judah, and gave t-them +vinyeyawds and fiewds a-at t-the same ^w^ t-time. + +39:11 Nyow N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon gave chawge c-concewnying +Jewemiah to Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the guawd, s-saying, 39:12 Take +him, and wook w-weww to him, and (^-^*)/ d-do him nyo hawm; but (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto him even as +he shaww say u-unto thee. + +3-39:13 S-So Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd sent, and Nyebushasban, +Wabsawis, and Nyewgawshawezew, Wabmag, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king of Babywon's +pwinces; 39:14 Even they sent, and took Jewemiah out of t-the couwt of +t-the pwison, and committed him u-unto G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son +of Shaphan, that he shouwd cawwy him h-home: so he d-dwewt among t-the +peopwe. + +3-39:15 Nyow t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jewemiah, whiwe he w-was s-shut +up in t-the couwt of t-the pwison, s-saying, 3-39:16 Go and speak to +Ebedmewech t-the Ethiopian, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the +God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I wiww bwing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds upon this city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, +and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good; and they shaww be (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished in that day befowe +thee. + +39:17 But I wiww d-dewivew thee in that day, saith t-the WOWD: and t-thou +shawt nyot be given into t-the hand of t-the men of whom t-thou awt afwaid. + +o(>< )o 3-39:18 Fow I wiww suwewy d-dewivew thee, and t-thou shawt nyot faww by t-the +swowd, but thy wife shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey u-unto t-thee: because t-thou hast +put thy t-twust in me, saith t-the WOWD. + +40:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, aftew that +Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd h-had wet him go fwom (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, when +he h-had taken him being b-bound in c-chains among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe cawwied +away captive of Jewusawem and Judah, which wewe cawwied away captive +u-unto Babywon. + +40:2 And t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd took Jewemiah, and said u-unto him, +The WOWD thy God hath pwonyounced this eviw upon this pwace. + +40:3 Nyow t-the WOWD hath b-bwought it, and donye a-accowding as he hath said: +because ye have sinnyed against t-the WOWD, and have nyot obeyed his +voice, thewefowe this t-thing is come upon you. + +40:4 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I woose thee this day fwom t-the c-chains which wewe +upon thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. If it seem g-good u-unto thee to come with m-me into +Babywon, come; and I wiww wook w-weww u-unto t-thee: but if it seem iww u-unto +thee to come with m-me into Babywon, fowbeaw: b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand is +befowe t-thee: whithew it seemeth g-good and convenyient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to go, +thithew go. + +40:5 Nyow whiwe he w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet gonye b-back, he said, Go back awso to +G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan, whom t-the king of +Babywon hath m-made govewnyow o-ovew t-the c-cities of Judah, and dweww with +him among t-the peopwe: ow go whewesoevew it seemeth convenyient u-unto +thee to go. S-So t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd gave him v-victuaws and a +wewawd, and wet him go. + +40:6 T-Then went Jewemiah u-unto G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam to M-Mizpah; and +d-dwewt with him among t-the peopwe that wewe weft in t-the wand. + +40:7 Nyow when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the f-fowces which wewe in t-the fiewds, +even they and theiw men, heawd that t-the king of Babywon h-had m-made +G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam govewnyow in t-the wand, and h-had committed +u-unto him men, and (*°▽°*) w-women, and c-chiwdwen, and of t-the poow of t-the wand, of +t-them that wewe nyot cawwied away captive to (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 40:8 T-Then they +came to G-Gedawiah to Mizpah, even Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, and +Johanyan and Jonyathan t-the sons of Kaweah, and Sewaiah t-the son of +Tanhumeth, and t-the sons of Ephai t-the Nyetophathite, and Jezanyiah t-the +son of a Maachathite, they and theiw m-men. + +4-40:9 And G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan swawe u-unto t-them +and to theiw men, s-saying, Feaw nyot to sewve t-the Chawdeans: dweww in +t-the wand, and sewve t-the king of Babywon, and it shaww be w-weww with +you. + +40:10 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, b-behowd, I wiww dweww a-at Mizpah, to sewve t-the +C-Chawdeans, which wiww come u-unto us: but ye, gathew ye winye, and summew +fwuits, and oiw, and put t-them in youw vessews, and dweww in youw +c-cities that ye have taken. + +40:11 Wikewise when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews that wewe in M-Moab, and among t-the +Ammonyites, and in Edom, and that wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the countwies, heawd that +t-the king of Babywon h-had weft a wemnyant of Judah, and that he h-had s-set +o-ovew t-them G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan; 40:12 Even +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews wetuwnyed out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whithew they wewe dwiven, and +came to t-the wand of Judah, to G-Gedawiah, u-unto Mizpah, and gathewed winye +and summew fwuits vewy much. + +40:13 Moweovew Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the +f-fowces that wewe in t-the fiewds, came to G-Gedawiah to Mizpah, 40:14 And +said u-unto him, Dost t-thou cewtainwy knyow that Baawis t-the king of t-the +Ammonyites hath sent Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway thee? But +G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam bewieved t-them n-nyot. + +4-40:15 T-Then Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah spake to G-Gedawiah in Mizpah +secwetwy s-saying, Wet m-me go, I p-pway thee, and I wiww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway Ishmaew t-the +son of N-Nyethanyiah, and nyo man shaww knyow i-it: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd he (✧∀✧)/ s-sway +thee, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews which awe gathewed u-unto thee shouwd be +scattewed, and t-the wemnyant in Judah pewish? 40:16 But G-Gedawiah t-the +son of Ahikam said u-unto Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, T-Thou shawt nyot (^-^*)/ d-do +this thing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou speakest fawsewy of I-Ishmaew. + +4-41:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the seventh m-month, that Ishmaew t-the son of +N-Nyethanyiah t-the son of Ewishama, of t-the seed woyaw, and t-the pwinces of +t-the king, even t-ten men with him, came u-unto G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam +to M-Mizpah; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they did e-eat bwead togethew in M-Mizpah. + +41:2 T-Then awose Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, and t-the t-ten men that +wewe with him, and smote G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan +with t-the swowd, and swew him, whom t-the king of Babywon h-had m-made +govewnyow o-ovew t-the wand. + +41:3 Ishmaew awso swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews that wewe with him, even with +G-Gedawiah, a-at Mizpah, and t-the Chawdeans that wewe f-found thewe, and t-the +men of waw. + +41:4 And it came to pass t-the second day aftew he h-had s-swain G-Gedawiah, +and nyo man knyew it, 41:5 That (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came c-cewtain fwom S-Shechem, fwom +S-Shiwoh, and fwom S-Samawia, even fouwscowe men, h-having theiw b-beawds +shaven, and theiw cwothes went, and h-having cut themsewves, with +offewings and i-incense in theiw hand, to bwing t-them to t-the house of t-the +WOWD. + +41:6 And Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah went fowth fwom Mizpah to meet +t-them, weeping (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awong as he went: and it came to pass, as he met +t-them, he said u-unto t-them, Come to G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam. + +4-41:7 And it w-was so, when they came into t-the m-midst of t-the city, that +Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah swew t-them, and cast t-them into t-the m-midst +of t-the pit, he, and t-the men that wewe with h-him. + +41:8 But t-ten men wewe f-found among t-them that said u-unto I-Ishmaew, Sway us +nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have tweasuwes in t-the fiewd, of wheat, and of bawwey, and +of oiw, and of honyey. S-So he f-fowbawe, and swew t-them nyot among theiw +bwethwen. + +41:9 Nyow t-the p-pit whewein Ishmaew h-had cast (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dead bodies of t-the +men, whom he h-had s-swain because of G-Gedawiah, w-was it which Asa t-the king +h-had m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of Baasha king of Iswaew: and Ishmaew t-the son of +N-Nyethanyiah fiwwed it with t-them that wewe swain. + +41:10 T-Then Ishmaew cawwied away captive (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wesidue of t-the peopwe +that wewe in Mizpah, even t-the king's (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +that wemainyed in Mizpah, whom Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd h-had +committed to G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam: and Ishmaew t-the son of +N-Nyethanyiah cawwied t-them away captive, and depawted to go o-ovew to t-the +A-Ammonyites. + +4-41:11 But when Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the +f-fowces that wewe with him, heawd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that Ishmaew t-the son +of N-Nyethanyiah h-had donye, 41:12 T-Then they took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men, and went to +fight with Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, and f-found him by t-the gweat +watews that awe in Gibeon. + +4-41:13 Nyow it came to pass, that when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe which wewe with +Ishmaew saw Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the +f-fowces that wewe with him, t-then they wewe g-gwad. + +41:14 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that Ishmaew h-had cawwied away captive fwom +Mizpah cast about and wetuwnyed, and went u-unto Johanyan t-the son of +Kaweah. + +41:15 But Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah escaped fwom Johanyan with eight +men, and went to t-the A-Ammonyites. + +41:16 T-Then took Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the +f-fowces that wewe with him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of t-the peopwe whom he h-had +wecovewed fwom Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, fwom Mizpah, aftew that +he h-had s-swain G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam, even mighty men of waw, and +t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and t-the c-chiwdwen, and t-the xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, whom he h-had b-bwought +again fwom G-Gibeon: 41:17 And they depawted, and d-dwewt in t-the +h-habitation of Chimham, which is by Bethwehem, to go to entew into +Egypt, 4-41:18 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the Chawdeans: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe afwaid of t-them, +because Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah h-had s-swain G-Gedawiah t-the son of +Ahikam, whom t-the king of Babywon m-made govewnyow in t-the wand. + +42:1 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the fowces, and Johanyan t-the son of +Kaweah, and Jezanyiah t-the son of H-Hoshaiah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe fwom t-the +weast even u-unto t-the gweatest, came nyeaw, 42:2 And said u-unto Jewemiah +t-the pwophet, Wet, we b-beseech thee, ouw suppwication be accepted befowe +thee, and p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this +wemnyant; (fow we awe weft but a f-few of many, as thinye eyes (^-^*)/ d-do (x_x)V b-behowd +us:) 4-42:3 That t-the WOWD thy God may s-shew us t-the w-way whewein we may +wawk, and t-the t-thing that we may do. + +42:4 T-Then Jewemiah t-the pwophet said u-unto t-them, I have heawd you; +b-behowd, I wiww p-pway u-unto t-the WOWD youw God a-accowding to youw (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; +and it shaww come to pass, that whatsoevew t-thing t-the WOWD shaww answew +y-you, I wiww decwawe it u-unto you; I wiww keep nyothing back fwom you. + +4-42:5 T-Then they said to Jewemiah, The WOWD be a twue and faithfuw +witnyess b-between u-us, if we (^-^*)/ d-do nyot even a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +which t-the WOWD thy God shaww send thee to us. + +42:6 Whethew it be g-good, ow whethew it be eviw, we wiww obey t-the voice +of t-the WOWD ouw G-God, to whom we send thee; that it may be w-weww with +u-us, when we obey t-the voice of t-the WOWD ouw God. + +42:7 And it came to pass aftew t-ten days, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD +came u-unto >w< *sweats* J-Jewemiah. + +42:8 T-Then cawwed he Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of +t-the f-fowces which wewe with him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe fwom t-the weast even +to t-the gweatest, 42:9 And said u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God +of I-Iswaew, u-unto whom ye sent m-me to pwesent youw suppwication befowe +h-him; 4-42:10 If ye wiww stiww abide in this wand, t-then wiww I buiwd y-you, +and nyot puww you down, and I wiww pwant y-you, and nyot pwuck you up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +I w-wepent m-me of t-the eviw that I have donye u-unto you. + +42:11 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of t-the king of Babywon, of whom ye awe afwaid; be +nyot afwaid of him, saith t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with you to s-save y-you, and +to d-dewivew you fwom his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +42:12 And I wiww s-shew mewcies u-unto y-you, that he may have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon +y-you, and c-cause you to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to youw own wand. + +42:13 But if ye say, We wiww nyot dweww in this wand, nyeithew obey t-the +voice of t-the WOWD youw G-God, 42:14 Saying, Nyo; but we wiww go into t-the +wand of Egypt, whewe we shaww s-see nyo waw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the +twumpet, (=`ω´=) n-nyow have h-hungew of bwead; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww we dweww: 42:15 And +nyow thewefowe h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye wemnyant of Judah; T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; If ye whowwy s-set youw +faces to entew into Egypt, and go to sojouwn thewe; 42:16 T-Then it +shaww come to pass, that t-the swowd, which ye feawed, shaww (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake +you (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the wand of Egypt, and t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, wheweof ye wewe +afwaid, shaww fowwow cwose aftew you (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in Egypt; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ye +shaww die. + +42:17 S-So shaww it be with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that s-set theiw faces to go into +Egypt to sojouwn thewe; they shaww die by t-the swowd, by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, +and by t-the pestiwence: and nyonye of t-them shaww wemain ow escape fwom +t-the eviw that I wiww bwing upon them. + +42:18 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; As minye +angew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy hath b-been pouwed fowth upon t-the i-inhabitants of +Jewusawem; so shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy be pouwed fowth upon y-you, when ye shaww +entew into Egypt: and ye shaww be an execwation, and an astonyishment, +and a cuwse, and a wepwoach; and ye shaww s-see this pwace nyo mowe. + +42:19 The WOWD hath said c-concewnying y-you, O-O ye wemnyant of Judah; Go ye +nyot into Egypt: knyow cewtainwy that I have admonyished you this d-day. + +42:20 Fow ye dissembwed in youw heawts, when ye sent m-me u-unto t-the WOWD +youw G-God, s-saying, Pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us u-unto t-the WOWD ouw God; and a-accowding +u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD ouw God shaww say, so decwawe u-unto u-us, and we +wiww (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +42:21 And nyow I have this day d-decwawed it to you; but ye have nyot +obeyed t-the voice of t-the WOWD youw G-God, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the which he +hath sent m-me u-unto you. + +42:22 Nyow thewefowe knyow cewtainwy that ye shaww die by t-the swowd, by +t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the pestiwence, in t-the pwace whithew ye d-desiwe to +go and to sojouwn. + +43:1 And it came to pass, that when Jewemiah h-had m-made an end of +speaking u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +which t-the WOWD theiw God h-had sent him to t-them, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds, +43:2 T-Then spake A-Azawiah t-the son of H-Hoshaiah, and Johanyan t-the son of +Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwoud men, saying u-unto Jewemiah, T-Thou speakest +fawsewy: t-the WOWD ouw God hath nyot sent thee to say, Go nyot into Egypt +to sojouwn thewe: 43:3 But Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah setteth thee on +against u-us, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to d-dewivew us into t-the hand of t-the C-Chawdeans, that +they m-might put us to d-death, and cawwy us away captives into Babywon. + +4-43:4 S-So Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the fowces, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, obeyed nyot t-the voice of t-the WOWD, to dweww in t-the +wand of J-Judah. + +43:5 But Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the +fowces, took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of Judah, that wewe wetuwnyed fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +n-nyations, whithew they h-had b-been dwiven, to dweww in t-the wand of Judah; +43:6 Even men, and (*°▽°*) w-women, and c-chiwdwen, and t-the king's (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pewson that Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd h-had weft with +G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan, and Jewemiah t-the +pwophet, and Bawuch t-the son of N-Nyewiah. + +43:7 S-So they came into t-the wand of Egypt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they obeyed nyot t-the +voice of t-the WOWD: thus came they even to Tahpanhes. + +43:8 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto Jewemiah in Tahpanhes, +s-saying, 43:9 Take gweat s-stonyes in thinye hand, and hide t-them in t-the +cway in t-the bwickkiwn, which is a-at t-the entwy of Phawaoh's house in +Tahpanhes, in t-the sight of t-the men of Judah; 43:10 And say u-unto t-them, +T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I wiww send +and o(>ω<)o t-take N-Nyebuchadwezzaw t-the king of Babywon, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, and wiww s-set +his t-thwonye upon these s-stonyes that I have hid; and he shaww spwead his +woyaw paviwion o-ovew them. + +43:11 And when he cometh, he shaww smite t-the wand of Egypt, and +d-dewivew such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow death to death; and such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow captivity +to c-captivity; and such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swowd to t-the swowd. + +43:12 And I wiww kindwe a fiwe in t-the houses of t-the gods of Egypt; and +he shaww buwn t-them, and cawwy t-them away c-captives: and he shaww a-awway +himsewf with t-the wand of Egypt, as a s-shephewd putteth on his gawment; +and he shaww go fowth fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence in p-peace. + +4-43:13 He shaww bweak awso t-the images of Bethshemesh, that is in t-the +wand of Egypt; and t-the houses of t-the gods of t-the Egyptians shaww he +buwn with fiwe. + +44:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews which +dweww in t-the wand of Egypt, which dweww a-at Migdow, and a-at Tahpanhes, +and a-at Nyoph, and in t-the c-countwy of Pathwos, s-saying, 44:2 T-Thus saith +t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Ye have s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that I +have b-bwought upon J-Jewusawem, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah; and, +b-behowd, this day they awe a desowation, and nyo man d-dwewweth thewein, +44:3 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of theiw w-wickednyess which they have committed to pwovoke +m-me to angew, in that they went to buwn incense, and to sewve othew +gods, whom they knyew nyot, nyeithew they, ye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow youw fathews. + +44:4 Howbeit I sent u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, wising +eawwy and sending t-them, s-saying, O-Oh, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot this abominyabwe t-thing that +I hate. + +44:5 But they heawkenyed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw eaw to tuwn fwom theiw +wickednyess, to buwn nyo i-incense u-unto othew gods. + +4-44:6 Whewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy and minye angew w-was pouwed fowth, and w-was +kindwed in t-the c-cities of Judah and in t-the s-stweets of Jewusawem; and +they awe w-wasted and d-desowate, as a-at this d-day. + +44:7 Thewefowe nyow thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of hosts, t-the God of +I-Iswaew; Whewefowe commit ye this gweat eviw against youw souws, to cut +off fwom you man and woman, c-chiwd and s-suckwing, out of Judah, to weave +you nyonye to wemain; 44:8 In that ye pwovoke m-me u-unto wwath with t-the +wowks of youw hands, b-buwnying i-incense u-unto othew gods in t-the wand of +Egypt, whithew ye be gonye to dweww, that ye m-might cut youwsewves off, +and that ye m-might be a (O_O;) c-cuwse and a wepwoach among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations of +t-the eawth? 44:9 H-Have ye fowgotten t-the w-wickednyess of youw fathews, and +t-the w-wickednyess of t-the kings of Judah, and t-the w-wickednyess of theiw +wives, and youw own wickednyess, and t-the w-wickednyess of youw wives, +which they have committed in t-the wand of Judah, and in t-the s-stweets of +Jewusawem? 4-44:10 They awe nyot humbwed even u-unto this day, nyeithew +have they feawed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, that I s-set +befowe you and befowe youw fathews. + +44:11 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; +Behowd, I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, and to cut off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +J-Judah. + +44:12 And I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the wemnyant of Judah, that have s-set theiw faces +to go into t-the wand of Egypt to sojouwn thewe, and they shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be +consumed, and faww in t-the wand of Egypt; they shaww even be consumed +by t-the s-swowd and by t-the faminye: they shaww die, fwom t-the weast even +u-unto t-the gweatest, by t-the s-swowd and by t-the faminye: and they shaww be +an execwation, and an astonyishment, and a cuwse, and a wepwoach. + +44:13 Fow I wiww punyish t-them that dweww in t-the wand of Egypt, as I +have punyished J-Jewusawem, by t-the swowd, by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the +pestiwence: 44:14 S-So that nyonye of t-the wemnyant of Judah, which awe gonye +into t-the wand of Egypt to sojouwn thewe, shaww escape ow w-wemain, that +they shouwd (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the wand of Judah, to t-the which they have a +d-desiwe to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to dweww thewe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyonye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn but such as +shaww escape. + +44:15 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men which knyew that theiw wives h-had buwnyed i-incense +u-unto othew gods, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women that s-stood by, a gweat muwtitude, +even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that d-dwewt in t-the wand of Egypt, in Pathwos, +answewed Jewemiah, s-saying, (o_O) 4-44:16 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd that t-thou hast spoken +u-unto us in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, we wiww nyot heawken u-unto thee. + +4-44:17 But we wiww cewtainwy (^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew t-thing goeth fowth out of ouw +own mouth, to buwn i-incense u-unto t-the queen of heaven, and to p-pouw out +dwink offewings u-unto hew, as we have donye, ^w^ w-we, and ouw fathews, ouw +kings, and ouw pwinces, in t-the c-cities of Judah, and in t-the s-stweets of +Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then h-had we pwenty of victuaws, and wewe weww, and saw +nyo \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +44:18 But since we weft off to buwn i-incense to t-the queen of heaven, +and to p-pouw out dwink offewings u-unto hew, we have wanted (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, +and have b-been consumed by t-the s-swowd and by t-the faminye. + +44:19 And when we buwnyed i-incense to t-the queen of heaven, and pouwed +out dwink offewings u-unto hew, did we make hew c-cakes to w-wowship hew, +and p-pouw out dwink offewings u-unto hew, without ouw men? 44:20 T-Then +Jewemiah said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, to t-the men, and to t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and +to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe which h-had given him that a-answew, s-saying, (≧◡≦) 4-44:21 The +i-incense that ye buwnyed in t-the c-cities of Judah, and in t-the s-stweets of +J-Jewusawem, ye, and youw fathews, youw kings, and youw pwinces, and t-the +peopwe of t-the wand, did nyot t-the WOWD (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-them, and came it nyot +into his mind? 44:22 S-So that t-the WOWD couwd nyo wongew (ノωヽ) b-beaw, because +of t-the eviw of youw doings, and because of t-the abominyations which ye +have committed; thewefowe is youw wand a desowation, and an +astonyishment, and a cuwse, without an inhabitant, as a-at this d-day. + +44:23 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have buwnyed incense, and because ye have sinnyed +against t-the WOWD, and have nyot obeyed t-the voice of t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +wawked in his w-waw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in his s-statutes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in his t-testimonyies; +thewefowe this eviw is happenyed u-unto y-you, as a-at this d-day. + +4-44:24 Moweovew Jewemiah said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +(*°▽°*) w-women, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah that awe in t-the wand of +Egypt: 44:25 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, (=^･ω･^=) s-saying; +Ye and youw wives have both spoken with youw m-mouths, and fuwfiwwed +with youw hand, s-saying, We wiww suwewy pewfowm ouw vows that we have +vowed, to buwn i-incense to t-the queen of heaven, and to p-pouw out dwink +offewings u-unto hew: ye wiww suwewy accompwish youw vows, and suwewy +pewfowm youw vows. + +44:26 Thewefowe h-heaw ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah that dweww in +t-the wand of Egypt; Behowd, I have swown by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gweat nyame, saith t-the +WOWD, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame shaww nyo mowe be nyamed in t-the mouth of any man of +Judah in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, s-saying, The Wowd GOD w-wiveth. + +44:27 Behowd, I wiww watch o-ovew t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good: and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Judah that awe in t-the wand of Egypt shaww be consumed +by t-the s-swowd and by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, untiw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be an end of them. + +44:28 Y-Yet a smaww (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew that escape t-the s-swowd shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn out of t-the +wand of Egypt into t-the wand of Judah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of Judah, +that awe gonye into t-the wand of Egypt to sojouwn thewe, shaww knyow +whose w-wowds shaww stand, minye, ow theiw's. + +44:29 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto y-you, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww +punyish you in this pwace, that ye may knyow that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds shaww suwewy +stand against you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw: 4-44:30 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww +g-give P-Phawaohhophwa king of Egypt into t-the hand of his >_> e-enyemies, and +into t-the hand of t-them that seek his wife; as I gave (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of +Judah into t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, his enyemy, and +that sought his wife. + +4-45:1 The wowd that Jewemiah t-the pwophet spake u-unto Bawuch t-the son of +Nyewiah, when he h-had wwitten these w-wowds in a book a-at t-the mouth of +Jewemiah, in t-the fouwth yeaw of Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king of +Judah, s-saying, 45:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew, u-unto thee, +O-O B-Bawuch: 4-45:3 T-Thou didst say, Woe is m-me nyow! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath a-added +gwief to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(≧▽≦)o s-sowwow; I fainted in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sighing, and I f-find nyo w-west. + +45:4 T-Thus shawt t-thou say u-unto him, The WOWD saith t-thus; Behowd, that +which I have b-buiwt wiww I bweak down, and that which I have pwanted I +wiww pwuck up, even this w-whowe wand. + +45:5 And seekest t-thou gweat things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thysewf? seek t-them nyot: fow, +b-behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, saith t-the WOWD: but thy wife +wiww I g-give u-unto thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whithew t-thou goest. + +46:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD which came to Jewemiah t-the pwophet against +t-the Gentiwes; 46:2 Against Egypt, against t-the awmy of (* ^ ω ^) *looks at you* P-Phawaohnyecho +king of Egypt, which w-was by t-the wivew Euphwates in Cawchemish, which +N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon smote in t-the fouwth yeaw of Jehoiakim +t-the son of Josiah king of J-Judah. + +46:3 O-Owdew ye t-the buckwew and s-shiewd, and d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to battwe. + +4-46:4 Hawnyess t-the howses; and get up, ye howsemen, and stand fowth with +youw hewmets; fuwbish t-the speaws, and put on t-the bwigandinyes. + +46:5 Whewefowe have I s-seen t-them d-dismayed and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away back? and +theiw mighty o-onyes awe beaten down, and awe fwed apace, and wook nyot +back: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, saith t-the WOWD. + +46:6 Wet nyot t-the swift fwee away, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the mighty man escape; they +shaww stumbwe, and faww towawd t-the nyowth by t-the wivew Euphwates. + +46:7 Who is this that cometh up as a fwood, whose watews awe moved as +t-the wivews? 46:8 Egypt wiseth up w-wike a fwood, and his watews awe +moved w-wike t-the wivews; and he saith, I wiww go up, and wiww covew t-the +eawth; I wiww d-destwoy t-the city and t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof. + +46:9 Come up, ye howses; and wage, ye chawiots; and wet t-the mighty men +come fowth; t-the Ethiopians and t-the Wibyans, that handwe t-the s-shiewd; +and t-the Wydians, that handwe and bend t-the b-bow. + +(/ =ω=)/ 4-46:10 Fow this is t-the day of t-the Wowd GOD of hosts, a day of +vengeance, that he may avenge him of his advewsawies: and t-the s-swowd +shaww d-devouw, and it shaww be satiate and m-made dwunk with theiw b-bwood: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd GOD of hosts hath a sacwifice in t-the nyowth c-countwy by t-the +wivew Euphwates. + +46:11 Go up into Giwead, and o(>ω<)o t-take bawm, O-O viwgin, t-the daughtew of +Egypt: in vain shawt t-thou use many medicinyes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyot be +cuwed. + +46:12 The nyations have heawd of thy shame, and thy (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy hath fiwwed t-the +wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mighty man hath stumbwed against t-the mighty, and they +awe f-fawwen both togethew. + +46:13 The wowd that t-the WOWD spake to Jewemiah t-the pwophet, how +N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon shouwd come and smite t-the wand of +Egypt. + +46:14 Decwawe ye in Egypt, and pubwish in Migdow, and pubwish in N-Nyoph +and in Tahpanhes: say ye, Stand fast, and p-pwepawe thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swowd +shaww devouw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee. + +46:15 Why awe thy v-vawiant men swept away? they s-stood nyot, because t-the +WOWD did dwive them. + +46:16 He m-made many to faww, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, onye feww upon anyothew: and they said, +Awise, and wet us go again to ouw own p-peopwe, and to t-the wand of ouw +nyativity, fwom t-the oppwessing swowd. + +46:17 They did (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy thewe, Phawaoh king of Egypt is but a n-nyoise; he +hath passed t-the time a-appointed. + +46:18 As I wive, saith t-the K-King, whose nyame is t-the WOWD of hosts, +S-Suwewy as (*´▽`*) T-Tabow is among t-the mountains, and as Cawmew by t-the sea, so +shaww he come. + +46:19 O-O t-thou daughtew dwewwing in Egypt, fuwnyish t-thysewf to go into +captivity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow N-Nyoph shaww be waste and desowate without an i-inhabitant. + +46:20 Egypt is w-wike a vewy f-faiw heifew, but destwuction (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; it +cometh out of t-the n-nyowth. + +46:21 Awso hew h-hiwed men awe in t-the m-midst of hew w-wike fatted buwwocks; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awso awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and awe fwed away togethew: they did +nyot stand, because t-the day of theiw cawamity w-was come upon t-them, and +t-the time of theiw visitation. + +46:22 The voice theweof shaww go w-wike a s-sewpent; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww m-mawch +with an awmy, and come against hew with axes, as hewews of wood. + +46:23 They shaww cut down hew f-fowest, saith t-the WOWD, t-though it c-cannyot +be seawched; because they awe mowe than t-the gwasshoppews, and awe +innyumewabwe. + +46:24 The daughtew of Egypt shaww be c-confounded; she shaww be +dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the peopwe of t-the n-nyowth. + +46:25 The WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, saith; Behowd, I wiww +punyish t-the muwtitude of Nyo, and Phawaoh, and Egypt, with theiw gods, +and theiw kings; even Phawaoh, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that t-twust in him: ( ╥ω╥ ) 4-46:26 +And I wiww d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of those that seek theiw w-wives, +and into t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, and into t-the hand +of his sewvants: and aftewwawd it shaww be inhabited, as in t-the days +of o-owd, saith t-the WOWD. + +46:27 But f-feaw nyot thou, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Jacob, and be nyot dismayed, O-O +Iswaew: fow, b-behowd, I wiww s-save thee fwom afaw off, and thy seed fwom +t-the wand of theiw c-captivity; and J-Jacob shaww wetuwn, and be in w-west +and a-at ease, and nyonye shaww make him afwaid. + +4-46:28 Feaw t-thou nyot, O-O J-Jacob o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, saith t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with +thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww make a f-fuww end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations whithew I have +dwiven t-thee: but I wiww nyot make a f-fuww end of thee, but c-cowwect thee +in measuwe; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I nyot weave thee whowwy unpunyished. + +47:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came to Jewemiah t-the pwophet against +t-the Phiwistinyes, befowe that Phawaoh smote (＾• ω •＾) G-Gaza. + +47:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, watews (☆ω☆) w-wise up out of t-the nyowth, and +shaww be an ovewfwowing fwood, and shaww ovewfwow t-the wand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that is thewein; t-the city, and t-them that dweww thewein: t-then t-the men +shaww cwy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand shaww howw. + +47:3 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the stamping of t-the hoofs of his stwong howses, +a-at t-the wushing of his c-chawiots, and a-at t-the wumbwing of his wheews, t-the +f-fathews shaww nyot wook back to theiw chiwdwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow feebwenyess of hands; +47:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the day that cometh to spoiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Phiwistinyes, and +to cut off fwom T-Tywus and Zidon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewpew that ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wemainyeth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD wiww spoiw t-the Phiwistinyes, t-the wemnyant of t-the c-countwy of +Caphtow. + +47:5 (⌒▽⌒)☆ *twerks* B-Bawdnyess is come upon G-Gaza; Ashkewon is cut off with t-the wemnyant +of theiw vawwey: how wong wiwt t-thou cut t-thysewf? 47:6 O-O t-thou s-swowd of +t-the WOWD, how wong wiww it be ewe t-thou be quiet? put up t-thysewf into +thy s-scabbawd, west, and be (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +47:7 How c-can it be quiet, seeing t-the WOWD hath given it a chawge +against Ashkewon, and against t-the sea showe? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath he appointed +it. + +4-48:1 Against Moab thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Woe +u-unto Nyebo! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is spoiwed: K-Kiwiathaim is confounded and taken: +Misgab is confounded and dismayed. + +48:2 Thewe shaww be nyo mowe pwaise of M-Moab: in H-Heshbon they have +devised eviw against it; come, and wet us cut it off fwom being a +n-nyation. Awso t-thou shawt be cut down, O-O Madmen; t-the s-swowd shaww puwsue +thee. + +4-48:3 A-A voice of cwying shaww be fwom Howonyaim, s-spoiwing and gweat +destwuction. + +4-48:4 Moab is destwoyed; hew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes have caused a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy to be h-heawd. + +48:5 Fow in t-the g-going up of W-Wuhith c-continyuaw weeping shaww go up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +in t-the g-going down of H-Howonyaim t-the enyemies have heawd a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of +destwuction. + +48:6 F-Fwee, s-save youw w-wives, and be w-wike t-the heath in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +48:7 Fow because t-thou hast twusted in thy wowks and in thy tweasuwes, +t-thou shawt awso be taken: and (^人^) C-Chemosh shaww go fowth into captivity +with his pwiests and his pwinces togethew. + +48:8 And t-the spoiwew shaww come upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, and nyo city shaww +e-escape: t-the vawwey awso shaww pewish, and t-the pwain shaww be +destwoyed, as t-the WOWD hath spoken. + +4-48:9 Give w-wings u-unto M-Moab, that it may fwee and get (☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +c-cities theweof shaww be d-desowate, without any to dweww thewein. + +4-48:10 Cuwsed be he that doeth t-the wowk of t-the WOWD deceitfuwwy, and +cuwsed be he that keepeth back his s-swowd fwom bwood. + +48:11 Moab hath b-been a-at ease fwom his youth, and he hath settwed on +his wees, and hath nyot b-been emptied fwom vessew to v-vessew, nyeithew +hath he gonye into captivity: thewefowe his taste wemainyed in him, and +his s-scent is nyot changed. + +o(>< )o 4-48:12 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww +send u-unto him wandewews, that shaww c-cause him to wandew, and shaww +empty his vessews, and bweak theiw bottwes. + +48:13 And Moab shaww be a-ashamed of Chemosh, as t-the house of Iswaew w-was +a-ashamed of Bethew theiw (☆ω☆) c-confidence. + +4-48:14 How say ye, We awe mighty and stwong men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw? 4-48:15 +Moab is spoiwed, and gonye up out of hew cities, and his chosen young +men awe gonye down to t-the swaughtew, saith t-the K-King, whose nyame is t-the +WOWD of hosts. + +4-48:16 The cawamity of Moab is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to come, and his affwiction hasteth +fast. + +48:17 Aww ye that awe about him, bemoan h-him; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that knyow his +nyame, say, How is t-the stwong s-staff bwoken, and t-the beautifuw wod! +48:18 T-Thou daughtew that d-dost i-inhabit Dibon, come down fwom thy gwowy, +and sit in thiwst; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spoiwew of Moab shaww come upon thee, and +he shaww d-destwoy thy stwong howds. + +48:19 O-O i-inhabitant of Awoew, stand by t-the way, and espy; ask him that +fweeth, and hew that escapeth, and say, What is donye? 48:20 Moab is +c-confounded; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is bwoken down: howw and cwy; teww ye it in A-Awnyon, +that Moab is spoiwed, 48:21 And j-judgment is come upon t-the pwain +countwy; upon Howon, and upon Jahazah, and upon Mephaath, 48:22 And +upon Dibon, and upon Nyebo, and upon B-Bethdibwathaim, 48:23 And upon +Kiwiathaim, and upon Bethgamuw, and upon Bethmeon, 4-48:24 And upon +Kewioth, and upon Bozwah, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of t-the wand of M-Moab, +faw ow nyeaw. + +48:25 The (・_・ヾ h-hown of Moab is cut off, and his a-awm is bwoken, saith t-the +WOWD. + +48:26 Make ye him dwunken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he m-magnyified himsewf against t-the WOWD: +Moab awso shaww wawwow in his vomit, and he awso shaww be in dewision. + +48:27 Fow w-was nyot Iswaew a dewision u-unto thee? w-was he f-found among +t-thieves? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow since t-thou s-spakest of him, t-thou s-skippedst (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-joy. + +48:28 O-O ye that dweww in M-Moab, weave t-the cities, and dweww in t-the +wock, and be w-wike t-the dove that m-maketh hew (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest in t-the s-sides of t-the +howe's mouth. + +48:29 We have heawd t-the pwide of M-Moab, (-(he is exceeding pwoud) his +woftinyess, and his awwogancy, and his pwide, and t-the haughtinyess of +his heawt. + +48:30 I knyow his wwath, saith t-the WOWD; but it shaww nyot be so; his +wies shaww nyot so effect it. + +4-48:31 Thewefowe wiww I howw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Moab, and I wiww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww M-Moab; +minye heawt shaww m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the men of K-Kiwhewes. + +48:32 O-O vinye of Sibmah, I wiww weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee with t-the weeping of +Jazew: thy p-pwants awe gonye o-ovew t-the sea, they w-weach even to t-the sea of +Jazew: t-the spoiwew is f-fawwen upon thy summew fwuits and upon thy +vintage. + +4-48:33 And joy and gwadnyess is taken fwom t-the p-pwentifuw fiewd, and fwom +t-the wand of M-Moab, and I have caused winye to faiw fwom t-the w-winyepwesses: +nyonye shaww twead with shouting; theiw shouting shaww be nyo s-shouting. + +48:34 Fwom t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of H-Heshbon even u-unto Eweaweh, and even u-unto Jahaz, +have they uttewed theiw voice, fwom Z-Zoaw even u-unto Howonyaim, as an +heifew of thwee yeaws owd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the watews awso of Nyimwim shaww be +>w< *cries* d-desowate. + +48:35 Moweovew I wiww c-cause to cease in M-Moab, saith t-the WOWD, him that +offeweth in t-the high pwaces, and him that buwnyeth i-incense to his gods. + +4-48:36 Thewefowe minye heawt shaww s-sound (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moab w-wike pipes, and minye +heawt shaww s-sound w-wike pipes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the men of Kiwhewes: because t-the +w-wiches that he hath gotten awe pewished. + +48:37 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head shaww be b-bawd, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beawd cwipped: upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the h-hands shaww be cuttings, and upon t-the woins ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ s-sackcwoth. + +4-48:38 Thewe shaww be wamentation genyewawwy upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-housetops of +M-Moab, and in t-the s-stweets theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have bwoken Moab w-wike a vessew +whewein is nyo p-pweasuwe, saith t-the WOWD. + +48:39 They shaww howw, s-saying, How is it bwoken down! how hath Moab +(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the back with shame! so shaww Moab be a dewision and a +dismaying to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them about h-him. + +48:40 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, he shaww fwy as an eagwe, and +shaww spwead his w-wings o-ovew Moab. + +48:41 K-Kewioth is taken, and t-the stwong howds awe suwpwised, and t-the +mighty men's (x_x)V h-heawts in Moab a-at that day shaww be as t-the heawt of a +woman in hew pangs. + +48:42 And Moab shaww be destwoyed fwom being a p-peopwe, because he hath +m-magnyified himsewf against t-the WOWD. + +(°ㅂ°╬) 4-48:43 Feaw, and t-the pit, and t-the snyawe, shaww be upon thee, O-O +i-inhabitant of M-Moab, saith t-the WOWD. + +48:44 He that fweeth fwom t-the f-feaw shaww faww into t-the pit; and he +that getteth up out of t-the p-pit shaww be taken in t-the snyawe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww +bwing upon it, even upon M-Moab, t-the yeaw of theiw visitation, saith t-the +WOWD. + +(´-ω-`) 4-48:45 They that fwed s-stood undew t-the shadow of H-Heshbon because of t-the +fowce: but a fiwe shaww come fowth out of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and a fwame fwom +t-the m-midst of Sihon, and shaww devouw t-the cownyew of M-Moab, and t-the cwown +of t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the tumuwtuous onyes. + +4-48:46 Woe be u-unto thee, O-O Moab! t-the peopwe of (^人^) C-Chemosh p-pewisheth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thy sons awe taken captives, and thy daughtews captives. + +48:47 Y-Yet wiww I bwing again t-the captivity of Moab in t-the wattew days, +saith t-the WOWD. T-Thus faw is t-the j-judgment of Moab. + +49:1 Concewnying t-the Ammonyites, thus saith t-the WOWD; Hath Iswaew nyo +sons? hath he nyo heiw? why t-then doth theiw king i-inhewit Gad, and his +peopwe dweww in his cities? 49:2 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, +saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww c-cause an a-awawm of waw to be heawd in +Wabbah of t-the A-Ammonyites; and it shaww be a desowate heap, and hew +daughtews shaww be buwnyed with fiwe: t-then shaww Iswaew be h-heiw u-unto +t-them that wewe his heiws, saith t-the WOWD. + +49:3 Howw, O-O (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (-ω-、) A-Ai is spoiwed: cwy, ye daughtews of Wabbah, +giwd you with sackcwoth; w-wament, and w-wun to and fwo by t-the hedges; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw king shaww go into c-captivity, and his pwiests and his pwinces +togethew. + +49:4 Whewefowe g-gwowiest t-thou in t-the vawweys, thy fwowing vawwey, O-O +backswiding daughtew? that twusted in hew tweasuwes, s-saying, Who shaww +come u-unto m-me? 49:5 Behowd, I wiww bwing a f-feaw upon thee, saith t-the +Wowd GOD of hosts, fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that be about thee; and ye shaww be +dwiven out {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man wight fowth; and nyonye shaww gathew up him that +wandeweth. + +49:6 And aftewwawd I wiww bwing again t-the captivity of t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon, saith t-the WOWD. + +49:7 Concewnying Edom, thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Is wisdom nyo mowe +in T-Teman? is counsew pewished fwom t-the pwudent? is theiw wisdom +>w< v-vanyished? 49:8 Fwee ye, tuwn b-back, dweww deep, O-O i-inhabitants of +Dedan; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww bwing t-the cawamity of E-Esau upon him, t-the time that I +wiww v-visit h-him. + +49:9 If gwapegathewews come to thee, w-wouwd they nyot weave s-some +gweanying g-gwapes? if thieves by nyight, they wiww d-destwoy tiww they have +enyough. + +49:10 But I have m-made E-Esau bawe, I have u-uncovewed his secwet pwaces, +and he shaww nyot be abwe to hide himsewf: his seed is spoiwed, and his +bwethwen, and his nyeighbouws, and he is n-nyot. + +49:11 Weave thy fathewwess c-chiwdwen, I wiww pwesewve t-them awive; and +wet thy widows t-twust in me. + +49:12 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, they whose j-judgment w-was nyot to +dwink of t-the cup have assuwedwy dwunken; and awt t-thou he that shaww +awtogethew go unpunyished? t-thou shawt nyot go unpunyished, but t-thou shawt +suwewy dwink of it. + +49:13 Fow I have swown by mysewf, saith t-the WOWD, that Bozwah shaww +become a desowation, a wepwoach, a waste, and a c-cuwse; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-cities theweof shaww be pewpetuaw w-wastes. + +49:14 I have heawd a w-wumouw fwom t-the WOWD, and an a-ambassadow is sent +u-unto t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, s-saying, Gathew ye togethew, and come against hew, +and (☆ω☆) w-wise up to t-the battwe. + +4-49:15 Fow, wo, I wiww make thee smaww among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and (>_<) d-despised +among m-men. + +49:16 Thy tewwibwenyess hath d-deceived thee, and t-the pwide of thinye +heawt, O-O t-thou that dwewwest in t-the cwefts of t-the wock, that howdest +t-the height of t-the hiww: t-though t-thou shouwdest make thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest as high as +t-the eagwe, I wiww bwing thee down fwom thence, saith t-the WOWD. + +49:17 Awso Edom shaww be a desowation: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that goeth by it +shaww be astonyished, and shaww h-hiss a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwagues t-theweof. + +49:18 As in t-the ovewthwow of Sodom and Gomowwah and t-the (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw +c-cities t-theweof, saith t-the WOWD, nyo man shaww abide thewe, nyeithew +shaww a son of man dweww in it. + +4-49:19 Behowd, he shaww come up w-wike a w-wion fwom t-the swewwing of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan +against t-the h-habitation of t-the stwong: but I wiww suddenwy make him w-wun +away fwom hew: and who is a chosen ^.^ m-man, that I may appoint o-ovew h-hew? +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who is w-wike m-me? and who wiww appoint m-me t-the time? and who is that +s-shephewd that wiww stand befowe m-me? 49:20 Thewefowe h-heaw t-the counsew +of t-the WOWD, that he hath taken against Edom; and his puwposes, that +he hath p-puwposed against t-the i-inhabitants of Teman: S-Suwewy t-the weast of +t-the fwock shaww d-dwaw t-them out: suwewy he shaww make theiw habitations +desowate with them. + +4-49:21 The eawth is moved a-at t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of theiw faww, a-at t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy t-the +(＃`Д´) n-nyoise theweof w-was heawd in t-the Wed sea. + +49:22 Behowd, he shaww come up and fwy as t-the eagwe, and spwead his +w-wings o-ovew Bozwah: and a-at that day shaww t-the heawt of t-the mighty men +of Edom be as t-the heawt of a woman in hew pangs. + +49:23 Concewnying D-Damascus. Hamath is confounded, and Awpad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +have heawd eviw tidings: they awe faintheawted; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is sowwow on t-the +sea; it c-cannyot be q-quiet. + +49:24 Damascus is (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed feebwe, and tuwnyeth hewsewf to fwee, and f-feaw +hath seized on hew: a-anguish and sowwows have taken hew, as a woman in +twavaiw. + +49:25 How is t-the city of pwaise nyot weft, t-the city of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (⌒ω⌒) j-joy! 49:26 +Thewefowe hew young men shaww faww in hew (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of +waw shaww be cut off in that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +4-49:27 And I wiww kindwe a fiwe in t-the waww of Damascus, and it shaww +consume t-the pawaces of Benhadad. + +49:28 Concewnying Kedaw, and c-concewnying t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of H-Hazow, which +N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon shaww smite, thus saith t-the WOWD; Awise +ye, go up to Kedaw, and spoiw t-the men of t-the east. + +49:29 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw tents and theiw f-fwocks shaww they o(>ω<)o t-take (☆ω☆) a-away: they shaww +o(>ω<)o t-take to themsewves theiw c-cuwtains, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw vessews, and theiw +camews; and they shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-them, Feaw is on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. + +49:30 F-Fwee, get you faw off, dweww deep, O-O ye i-inhabitants of H-Hazow, +saith t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon hath taken counsew +against y-you, and hath ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived a puwpose against you. + +49:31 Awise, get you up u-unto t-the weawthy nyation, that d-dwewweth without +c-cawe, saith t-the WOWD, which have nyeithew gates (=`ω´=) n-nyow baws, which dweww +awonye. + +49:32 And theiw c-camews shaww be a booty, and t-the muwtitude of theiw +cattwe a spoiw: and I wiww scattew into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-winds t-them that awe in t-the +(;;;*_*) u-utmost cownyews; and I wiww bwing theiw cawamity fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-sides +t-theweof, saith t-the WOWD. + +49:33 And Hazow shaww be a dwewwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dwagons, and a desowation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo man abide thewe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any son of man dweww in it. + +49:34 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came to Jewemiah t-the pwophet against +Ewam in t-the beginnying of t-the weign of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah, s-saying, +49:35 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Behowd, I wiww bweak t-the bow of +Ewam, t-the chief of theiw might. + +49:36 And upon Ewam wiww I bwing t-the fouw w-winds fwom t-the fouw quawtews +of heaven, and wiww scattew t-them towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those winds; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be nyo nyation whithew t-the outcasts of Ewam shaww nyot come. + +49:37 Fow I wiww c-cause Ewam to be d-dismayed befowe theiw >_> e-enyemies, and +befowe t-them that seek theiw wife: and I wiww bwing eviw upon t-them, +even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiewce angew, saith t-the WOWD; and I wiww send t-the s-swowd aftew +t-them, tiww I have consumed (=`ω´=) t-them: 49:38 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye in +Ewam, and wiww d-destwoy fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the king and t-the pwinces, saith t-the +WOWD. + +4-49:39 But it shaww come to pass in t-the wattew days, that I wiww bwing +again t-the captivity of Ewam, saith t-the WOWD. + +5-50:1 The wowd that t-the WOWD spake against Babywon and against t-the wand +of t-the Chawdeans by Jewemiah t-the pwophet. + +50:2 Decwawe ye among t-the n-nyations, and p-pubwish, and s-set up a standawd; +p-pubwish, and conceaw nyot: say, Babywon is taken, Bew is confounded, +Mewodach is bwoken in pieces; hew idows awe confounded, hew images awe +bwoken in pieces. + +50:3 Fow out of t-the nyowth (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cometh up a nyation against hew, which +shaww make hew wand d-desowate, and nyonye shaww dweww thewein: they shaww +wemove, they shaww depawt, both man and beast. + +50:4 In those days, and in that time, saith t-the WOWD, t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew shaww come, they and t-the chiwdwen of Judah togethew, g-going and +weeping: they shaww go, and seek t-the WOWD theiw God. + +5-50:5 They shaww ask t-the w-way to Zion with theiw faces t-thithewwawd, +s-saying, Come, and wet us join ouwsewves to t-the WOWD in a pewpetuaw +c-covenyant that shaww nyot be fowgotten. + +50:6 My peopwe hath b-been wost sheep: theiw shephewds have caused t-them +to go astway, they have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-them away on t-the mountains: they have +gonye fwom mountain to h-hiww, they have fowgotten theiw (*・ω・)ﾉ w-westingpwace. + +5-50:7 Aww that f-found t-them have devouwed (=`ω´=) t-them: and theiw advewsawies +said, We offend nyot, because they have sinnyed against t-the WOWD, t-the +h-habitation of justice, even t-the WOWD, t-the hope of theiw fathews. + +50:8 Wemove out of t-the m-midst of Babywon, and go fowth out of t-the wand +of t-the C-Chawdeans, and be as t-the he g-goats befowe t-the fwocks. + +50:9 Fow, wo, I wiww w-waise and c-cause to come up against Babywon an +assembwy of gweat nyations fwom t-the nyowth c-countwy: and they shaww s-set +themsewves in a-awway against hew; fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence she shaww be taken: theiw +awwows shaww be as of a mighty expewt man; nyonye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn in vain. + +50:10 And Chawdea shaww be a spoiw: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that spoiw hew shaww be +satisfied, saith t-the WOWD. + +50:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye wewe g-gwad, because ye wejoiced, O-O ye d-destwoyews of +minye h-hewitage, because ye awe g-gwown fat as t-the heifew a-at gwass, and +(✧∀✧)/ b-bewwow as buwws; 50:12 Youw mothew shaww be sowe c-confounded; she that +bawe you shaww be ashamed: b-behowd, t-the hindewmost of t-the nyations shaww +be a wiwdewnyess, a dwy wand, and a desewt. + +50:13 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the wwath of t-the WOWD it shaww nyot be inhabited, but +it shaww be whowwy desowate: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that goeth by Babywon shaww be +astonyished, and h-hiss a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew (o-_-o) p-pwagues. + +50:14 Put youwsewves in a-awway against Babywon (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that +bend t-the b-bow, shoot a-at hew, spawe nyo awwows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath sinnyed +against t-the WOWD. + +50:15 Shout against hew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: she hath given hew hand: hew +foundations awe ^.^ f-fawwen, hew wawws awe thwown down: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is t-the +vengeance of t-the WOWD: o(>ω<)o t-take vengeance upon hew; as she hath donye, (^-^*)/ d-do +u-unto hew. + +50:16 (O.O) C-Cut off t-the sowew fwom Babywon, and him that handweth t-the sickwe +in t-the time of hawvest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the oppwessing s-swowd they shaww +tuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his p-peopwe, and they shaww fwee {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his own +wand. + +50:17 Iswaew is a scattewed sheep; t-the w-wions have dwiven him (☆ω☆) a-away: +fiwst t-the king of Assywia hath devouwed h-him; and wast this +N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon hath bwoken his bonyes. + +50:18 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; +Behowd, I wiww punyish t-the king of Babywon and his wand, as I have +punyished t-the king of Assywia. + +50:19 And I wiww bwing Iswaew again to his habitation, and he shaww +feed on Cawmew and B-Bashan, and his souw shaww be satisfied upon mount +Ephwaim and (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +50:20 In those days, and in that time, saith t-the WOWD, t-the i-inyiquity of +Iswaew shaww be sought fow, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyonye; and t-the s-sins of +Judah, and they shaww nyot be f-found: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww pawdon t-them whom I +wesewve. + +50:21 Go up against t-the wand of Mewathaim, even against it, and +against t-the i-inhabitants of Pekod: waste and u-uttewwy d-destwoy aftew +t-them, saith t-the WOWD, and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have commanded +thee. + +50:22 A-A s-sound of battwe is in t-the wand, and of gweat destwuction. + +50:23 How is t-the hammew of t-the w-whowe eawth cut asundew and bwoken! how +is Babywon become a desowation among t-the nyations! 50:24 I have w-waid a +snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and t-thou awt awso taken, O-O Babywon, and t-thou wast nyot +awawe: t-thou awt found, and awso caught, because t-thou hast stwiven +against t-the WOWD. + +50:25 The WOWD hath openyed his a-awmouwy, and hath b-bwought fowth t-the +weapons of his indignyation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the wowk of t-the Wowd GOD of +hosts in t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans. + +^-^ 5-50:26 Come against hew fwom t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost bowdew, open hew stowehouses: +cast hew up as heaps, and d-destwoy hew (´ ∀ ` *) u-uttewwy: wet nyothing of hew be +weft. + +50:27 Sway (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew buwwocks; wet t-them go down to t-the swaughtew: (-_-) *twerks* w-woe +u-unto t-them! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw day is come, t-the time of theiw visitation. + +50:28 The voice of t-them that fwee and escape out of t-the wand of +Babywon, to decwawe in Zion t-the vengeance of t-the WOWD ouw G-God, t-the +vengeance of his tempwe. + +50:29 Caww togethew t-the awchews against |･ω･) B-Babywon: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that bend t-the +b-bow, camp against it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; wet nyonye theweof e-escape: wecompense +hew a-accowding to hew wowk; a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that she hath donye, (^-^*)/ d-do +u-unto hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath b-been pwoud against t-the WOWD, against t-the Howy +Onye of Iswaew. + +50:30 Thewefowe shaww hew young men faww in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew +men of waw shaww be cut off in that day, saith t-the WOWD. + +5-50:31 Behowd, I am against thee, O-O t-thou most pwoud, saith t-the Wowd GOD +of h-hosts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy day is come, t-the time that I wiww v-visit thee. + +50:32 And t-the most pwoud shaww stumbwe and faww, and nyonye shaww w-waise +him up: and I wiww kindwe a fiwe in his cities, and it shaww devouw +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about h-him. + +50:33 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; The chiwdwen of Iswaew and t-the +chiwdwen of Judah wewe oppwessed togethew: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that took t-them +captives hewd t-them (>_<) f-fast; they wefused to wet t-them go. + +5-50:34 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw Wedeemew is stwong; t-the WOWD of hosts is his nyame: he +shaww thwoughwy pwead theiw cause, that he may g-give w-west to t-the wand, +and disquiet t-the i-inhabitants of Babywon. + +50:35 A-A s-swowd is upon t-the C-Chawdeans, saith t-the WOWD, and upon t-the +i-inhabitants of Babywon, and upon hew pwinces, and upon hew wise m-men. + +50:36 A-A s-swowd is upon t-the wiaws; and they shaww dote: a s-swowd is upon +hew mighty men; and they shaww be dismayed. + +50:37 A-A s-swowd is upon theiw howses, and upon theiw c-chawiots, and upon +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mingwed peopwe that awe in t-the m-midst of hew; and they shaww +become as (-ω-、) w-women: a s-swowd is upon hew (=^‥^=) t-tweasuwes; and they shaww be +wobbed. + +5-50:38 A-A d-dwought is upon hew watews; and they shaww be dwied up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it +is t-the wand of gwaven images, and they awe mad upon theiw idows. + +(T_T) 5-50:39 Thewefowe t-the wiwd b-beasts of t-the desewt with t-the wiwd b-beasts of +t-the iswands shaww dweww thewe, and t-the owws shaww dweww thewein: and +it shaww be nyo mowe (✧ω✧) i-inhabited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; nyeithew shaww it be d-dwewt in +fwom genyewation to genyewation. + +50:40 As God ovewthwew Sodom and Gomowwah and t-the (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw c-cities +t-theweof, saith t-the WOWD; so shaww nyo man abide thewe, nyeithew shaww +any son of man dweww thewein. + +5-50:41 Behowd, a peopwe shaww come fwom t-the nyowth, and a gweat nyation, +and many kings shaww be waised up fwom t-the coasts of t-the eawth. + +50:42 They shaww h-howd t-the bow and t-the (O.O) w-wance: they awe cwuew, and wiww +nyot s-shew mewcy: theiw voice shaww woaw w-wike t-the sea, and they shaww +wide upon howses, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye put in awway, w-wike a man to t-the battwe, +against thee, O-O daughtew of Babywon. + +50:43 The king of Babywon hath heawd t-the wepowt of t-them, and his h-hands +(o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed f-feebwe: a-anguish took h-howd of him, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs as of a woman in +twavaiw. + +50:44 Behowd, he shaww come up w-wike a w-wion fwom t-the swewwing of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan +u-unto t-the h-habitation of t-the stwong: but I wiww make t-them suddenwy w-wun +away fwom hew: and who is a chosen ^.^ m-man, that I may appoint o-ovew h-hew? +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who is w-wike m-me? and who wiww appoint m-me t-the time? and who is that +s-shephewd that wiww stand befowe m-me? 50:45 Thewefowe h-heaw ye t-the +counsew of t-the WOWD, that he hath taken against (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and his +puwposes, that he hath p-puwposed against t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans: +S-Suwewy t-the weast of t-the fwock shaww d-dwaw t-them out: suwewy he shaww +make theiw h-habitation desowate with them. + +50:46 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the taking of Babywon t-the eawth is moved, and +t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy is heawd among t-the nyations. + +51:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww w-waise up against Babywon, and +against t-them that dweww in t-the m-midst of t-them that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against me, +a destwoying wind; 51:2 And wiww send u-unto Babywon fannyews, that shaww +fan hew, and shaww empty hew wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the day of twoubwe they +shaww be against hew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +(-ω-、) 5-51:3 Against him that bendeth wet t-the awchew bend his b-bow, and against +him that wifteth himsewf up in his bwigandinye: and spawe ye nyot hew +young men; d-destwoy ye u-uttewwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew host. + +51:4 T-Thus t-the s-swain shaww faww in t-the wand of t-the C-Chawdeans, and they +that awe thwust thwough in hew stweets. + +51:5 Fow Iswaew hath nyot b-been fowsaken, (=`ω´=) n-nyow Judah of his G-God, of t-the +WOWD of hosts; t-though theiw wand w-was fiwwed with sin against t-the Howy +Onye of Iswaew. + +51:6 Fwee out of t-the m-midst of Babywon, and d-dewivew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his souw: +be nyot cut off in hew inyiquity; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the time of t-the WOWD's +vengeance; he wiww w-wendew u-unto hew a wecompence. + +5-51:7 Babywon hath b-been a gowden cup in t-the WOWD's hand, that m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the eawth dwunken: t-the nyations have dwunken of hew winye; thewefowe t-the +nyations awe m-mad. + +51:8 Babywon is suddenwy f-fawwen and destwoyed: howw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew; o(>ω<)o t-take b-bawm +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew p-pain, if so be she may be heawed. + +51:9 We w-wouwd have heawed Babywon, but she is nyot h-heawed: fowsake hew, +and wet us go {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye into his own c-countwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew j-judgment +weacheth u-unto heaven, and is w-wifted up even to t-the skies. + +51:10 The WOWD hath b-bwought fowth ouw wighteousnyess: come, and wet us +decwawe in Zion t-the wowk of t-the WOWD ouw God. + +51:11 Make bwight t-the awwows; gathew t-the shiewds: t-the WOWD hath waised +up t-the spiwit of t-the kings of t-the M-Medes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his device is against +Babywon, to d-destwoy it; because it is t-the vengeance of t-the WOWD, t-the +vengeance of his tempwe. + +51:12 Set up t-the standawd upon t-the wawws of Babywon, make t-the watch +stwong, s-set up t-the watchmen, p-pwepawe t-the ambushes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath +both devised and donye that which he spake against t-the i-inhabitants of +Babywon. + +51:13 O-O t-thou that dwewwest upon many w-watews, abundant in tweasuwes, +thinye end is come, and t-the measuwe of thy covetousnyess. + +5-51:14 The WOWD of hosts hath swown by himsewf, s-saying, S-Suwewy I wiww +fiww thee with men, as with catewpiwwews; and they shaww wift up a +shout against thee. + +51:15 He hath m-made t-the eawth by his p-powew, he hath estabwished t-the +wowwd by his wisdom, and hath stwetched out t-the heaven by his +undewstanding. + +51:16 When he utteweth his voice, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a muwtitude of watews in +t-the heavens; and he causeth t-the vapouws to ascend fwom t-the ends of t-the +eawth: he m-maketh wightnyings with wain, and bwingeth fowth t-the wind out +of his tweasuwes. + +51:17 Evewy man is bwutish by his knyowwedge; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foundew is +confounded by t-the gwaven image: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mowten i-image is fawsehood, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo bweath in them. + +51:18 They awe v-vanyity, t-the wowk of ewwows: in t-the time of theiw +visitation they shaww pewish. + +5-51:19 The powtion of J-Jacob is nyot w-wike t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the f-fowmew of +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: and Iswaew is t-the wod of his inhewitance: t-the WOWD of +hosts is his nyame. + +51:20 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my battwe a-axe and weapons of w-waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with thee wiww I +bweak in pieces t-the n-nyations, and with thee wiww I d-destwoy k-kingdoms; +51:21 And with thee wiww I bweak in pieces t-the h-howse and his widew; +and with thee wiww I bweak in pieces t-the chawiot and his widew; 51:22 +With thee awso wiww I bweak in pieces man and woman; and with thee +wiww I bweak in pieces o-owd and young; and with thee wiww I bweak in +pieces t-the young man and t-the maid; 51:23 I wiww awso bweak in pieces +with thee t-the s-shephewd and his fwock; and with thee wiww I bweak in +pieces t-the husbandman and his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of (o^ ^o) o-oxen; and with thee wiww I bweak +in pieces captains and (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-wuwews. + +51:24 And I wiww w-wendew u-unto Babywon and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of +Chawdea (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw eviw that they have donye in Zion in youw s-sight, +saith t-the WOWD. + +51:25 Behowd, I am against thee, O-O destwoying mountain, saith t-the +WOWD, which destwoyest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: and I wiww s-stwetch out minye hand +upon thee, and woww thee down fwom t-the wocks, and wiww make thee a +buwnt mountain. + +51:26 And they shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take of thee a stonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a cownyew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a +stonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow foundations; but t-thou shawt be desowate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, saith t-the +WOWD. + +51:27 Set ye up a standawd in t-the wand, b-bwow t-the twumpet among t-the +n-nyations, p-pwepawe t-the nyations against hew, caww togethew against hew +t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of A-Awawat, Minnyi, and Ashchenyaz; appoint a c-captain +against hew; c-cause t-the howses to come up as t-the wough catewpiwwews. + +51:28 Pwepawe against hew t-the nyations with t-the kings of t-the Medes, t-the +captains t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of his +dominyion. + +51:29 And t-the wand shaww t-twembwe and sowwow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy puwpose of t-the +WOWD shaww be ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed against Babywon, to make t-the wand of Babywon a +desowation without an i-inhabitant. + +51:30 The mighty men of Babywon have f-fowbown to f-fight, they have +wemainyed in theiw howds: theiw m-might hath f-faiwed; they became as +(-ω-、) w-women: they have buwnyed hew dwewwingpwaces; hew baws awe bwoken. + +5-51:31 Onye p-post shaww w-wun to meet anyothew, and onye messengew to meet +anyothew, to s-shew t-the king of Babywon that his city is taken a-at onye +end, 51:32 And that t-the passages awe stopped, and t-the weeds they have +buwnyed with f-fiwe, and t-the men of waw awe a-affwighted. + +51:33 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; The +daughtew of Babywon is w-wike a thweshingfwoow, it is time to t-thwesh +hew: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and t-the time of hew hawvest shaww come. + +5-51:34 N-Nyebuchadwezzaw t-the king of Babywon hath devouwed me, he hath +cwushed me, he hath m-made m-me an empty v-vessew, he hath swawwowed m-me up +w-wike a dwagon, he hath fiwwed his bewwy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-dewicates, he hath +cast m-me ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +5-51:35 The viowence donye to m-me and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh be upon Babywon, shaww +t-the i-inhabitant of Zion say; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the i-inhabitants of +Chawdea, shaww Jewusawem say. + +5-51:36 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww pwead thy cause, +and o(>ω<)o t-take vengeance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee; and I wiww dwy up hew sea, and make hew +spwings dwy. + +51:37 And Babywon shaww become heaps, a dwewwingpwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dwagons, an +astonyishment, and an hissing, without an i-inhabitant. + +51:38 They shaww woaw togethew w-wike wions: they shaww yeww as w-wions' +w-whewps. + +5-51:39 In theiw heat I wiww make theiw feasts, and I wiww make t-them +dwunken, that they may wejoice, and (o´∀`o) s-sweep a pewpetuaw sweep, and nyot +wake, saith t-the WOWD. + +5-51:40 I wiww bwing t-them down w-wike w-wambs to t-the swaughtew, w-wike wams +with he goats. + +51:41 How is Sheshach taken! and how is t-the pwaise of t-the w-whowe eawth +s-suwpwised! how is Babywon become an (✧ω✧) a-astonyishment among t-the nyations! +51:42 The sea is come up upon |･ω･) B-Babywon: she is covewed with t-the +muwtitude of t-the waves t-theweof. + +5-51:43 Hew c-cities awe a desowation, a dwy wand, and a wiwdewnyess, a +wand whewein nyo man dwewweth, nyeithew doth any son of man pass +theweby. + +51:44 And I wiww punyish Bew in Babywon, and I wiww bwing fowth out of +his mouth that which he hath swawwowed up: and t-the nyations shaww nyot +fwow togethew any mowe u-unto him: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the waww of Babywon shaww faww. + +51:45 My p-peopwe, go ye out of t-the m-midst of hew, and d-dewivew ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +man his souw fwom t-the fiewce angew of t-the WOWD. + +51:46 And west youw heawt faint, and ye f-feaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wumouw that shaww +be heawd in t-the wand; a w-wumouw shaww both come onye y-yeaw, and aftew +that in anyothew yeaw shaww come a wumouw, and viowence in t-the wand, +wuwew against w-wuwew. + +5-51:47 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, that I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do j-judgment upon +t-the gwaven images of |･ω･) B-Babywon: and hew w-whowe wand shaww be confounded, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew s-swain shaww faww in t-the m-midst of hew. + +51:48 T-Then t-the heaven and t-the eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein, shaww +sing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow |･ω･) B-Babywon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spoiwews shaww come u-unto hew fwom t-the nyowth, +saith t-the WOWD. + +51:49 As Babywon hath caused t-the s-swain of Iswaew to faww, so a-at +Babywon shaww faww t-the s-swain of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +51:50 Ye that have escaped t-the swowd, go away, stand nyot s-stiww: +(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the WOWD afaw off, and wet Jewusawem come into youw mind. + +51:51 We awe confounded, because we have heawd wepwoach: shame hath +covewed ouw f-faces: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwangews awe come into t-the sanctuawies of t-the +WOWD's house. + +51:52 Whewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do +j-judgment upon hew gwaven images: and thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew wand t-the w-wounded +shaww gwoan. + +51:53 Though Babywon shouwd mount up to heaven, and t-though she shouwd +fowtify t-the height of hew stwength, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet fwom m-me shaww spoiwews come +u-unto hew, saith t-the WOWD. + +51:54 A-A s-sound of a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy cometh fwom Babywon, and gweat destwuction fwom +t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans: 51:55 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD hath spoiwed +Babywon, and destwoyed out of hew t-the gweat v-voice; when hew waves (^-^*)/ d-do +woaw w-wike gweat w-watews, a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of theiw voice is uttewed: (＞ｍ＜) 5-51:56 +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the spoiwew is come upon hew, even upon Babywon, and hew +mighty men awe taken, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of theiw bows is bwoken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +God of wecompences shaww suwewy wequite. + +51:57 And I wiww make dwunk hew pwinces, and hew wise men, hew +captains, and hew wuwews, and hew mighty m-men: and they shaww (o´∀`o) s-sweep a +pewpetuaw sweep, and nyot wake, saith t-the K-King, whose nyame is t-the WOWD +of hosts. + +51:58 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; The bwoad wawws of Babywon shaww +be u-uttewwy bwoken, and hew high gates shaww be buwnyed with fiwe; and +t-the peopwe shaww wabouw in vain, and t-the fowk in t-the f-fiwe, and they +shaww be w-weawy. + +51:59 The wowd which Jewemiah t-the pwophet commanded Sewaiah t-the son of +Nyewiah, t-the son of Maaseiah, when he went with (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king of +Judah into Babywon in t-the fouwth yeaw of his weign. And this Sewaiah +w-was a quiet p-pwince. + +51:60 S-So Jewemiah wwote in a book (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that shouwd come upon +Babywon, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds that awe wwitten against Babywon. + +5-51:61 And Jewemiah said to Sewaiah, When t-thou comest to Babywon, and +shawt see, and shawt wead (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; 51:62 T-Then shawt t-thou say, +O-O WOWD, t-thou hast spoken against this pwace, to cut it off, that nyonye +shaww wemain in it, nyeithew man (=`ω´=) n-nyow beast, but that it shaww be +desowate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +51:63 And it shaww be, when t-thou hast m-made an end of weading this +b-book, that t-thou shawt bind a stonye to it, and cast it into t-the m-midst +of E-Euphwates: 51:64 And t-thou shawt say, T-Thus shaww Babywon sink, and +shaww nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise fwom t-the eviw that I wiww bwing upon hew: and they +shaww be w-weawy. T-Thus faw awe t-the w-wowds of >w< *sweats* J-Jewemiah. + +52:1 (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah w-was onye and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and +he weignyed eweven yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was +Hamutaw t-the daughtew of Jewemiah of Wibnyah. + +52:2 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, a-accowding +to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Jehoiakim h-had donye. + +52:3 Fow thwough t-the angew of t-the WOWD it came to pass in Jewusawem +and Judah, tiww he h-had cast t-them out fwom his pwesence, that (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah +webewwed against t-the king of Babywon. + +52:4 And it came to pass in t-the nyinth yeaw of his weign, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth +m-month, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, that N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of +Babywon came, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy, against J-Jewusawem, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched +against it, and b-buiwt fowts against it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +5-52:5 S-So t-the city w-was besieged u-unto t-the e-eweventh yeaw of king Z-Zedekiah. + +52:6 And in t-the fouwth m-month, in t-the nyinth day of t-the m-month, t-the +faminye w-was sowe in t-the city, so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe +of t-the wand. + +52:7 T-Then t-the city w-was bwoken up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw fwed, and +went fowth out of t-the city by nyight by t-the w-way of t-the gate b-between t-the +two (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, which w-was by t-the king's gawden; (nyow t-the Chawdeans wewe by +t-the city (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound (-ω-、) a-about:) and they went by t-the w-way of t-the pwain. + +52:8 But t-the awmy of t-the Chawdeans puwsued aftew t-the king, and +ovewtook (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah in t-the pwains of Jewicho; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy w-was +scattewed fwom h-him. + +5-52:9 T-Then they took t-the king, and cawwied him up u-unto t-the king of +Babywon to W-Wibwah in t-the wand of Hamath; whewe he gave j-judgment upon +h-him. + +52:10 And t-the king of Babywon swew t-the sons of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah befowe his +eyes: he swew awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of Judah in W-Wibwah. + +(x_x)V 5-52:11 T-Then he put out t-the eyes of Zedekiah; and t-the king of Babywon +b-bound him in chains, and cawwied him to Babywon, and put him in pwison +tiww t-the day of his death. + +52:12 Nyow in t-the fifth m-month, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, which w-was +t-the nyinyeteenth yeaw of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, came +Nyebuzawadan, c-captain of t-the guawd, which sewved t-the king of Babywon, +into J-Jewusawem, 52:13 And buwnyed t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the king's +h-house; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses of J-Jewusawem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses of t-the +gweat men, buwnyed he with fiwe: 52:14 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the awmy of t-the +C-Chawdeans, that wewe with t-the c-captain of t-the guawd, bwake down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wawws of Jewusawem (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +52:15 T-Then Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd cawwied away captive +c-cewtain of t-the poow of t-the p-peopwe, and t-the wesidue of t-the peopwe that +wemainyed in t-the city, and those that feww away, that feww to t-the king +of Babywon, and t-the w-west of t-the (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +52:16 But Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd weft c-cewtain of t-the +poow of t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow v-vinyedwessews and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow husbandmen. + +52:17 Awso t-the piwwaws of bwass that wewe in t-the house of t-the WOWD, +and t-the bases, and t-the bwasen sea that w-was in t-the house of t-the WOWD, +t-the Chawdeans bwake, and cawwied (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwass of t-them to Babywon. + +52:18 The cawdwons awso, and t-the shovews, and t-the snyuffews, and t-the +bowws, and t-the spoons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of bwass whewewith they +minyistewed, took they away. + +52:19 And t-the basons, and t-the fiwepans, and t-the bowws, and t-the +cawdwons, and t-the candwesticks, and t-the spoons, and t-the cups; that +which w-was of gowd in gowd, and that which w-was of s-siwvew in s-siwvew, +took t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd away. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 5-52:20 The two piwwaws, onye sea, and twewve bwasen buwws that wewe +undew t-the bases, which king S-Sowomon h-had m-made in t-the house of t-the WOWD: +t-the bwass of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these vessews w-was without weight. + +5-52:21 And c-concewnying t-the piwwaws, t-the height of onye piwwaw w-was +eighteen c-cubits; and a fiwwet of twewve cubits did compass it; and t-the +thicknyess theweof w-was fouw fingews: it w-was howwow. + +5-52:22 And a chapitew of bwass w-was upon it; and t-the height of onye +chapitew w-was five c-cubits, with (＃￣ω￣) n-nyetwowk and p-pomegwanyates upon t-the +chapitews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of b-bwass. The second piwwaw awso and t-the +p-pomegwanyates wewe w-wike u-unto these. + +5-52:23 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyinyety and six p-pomegwanyates on a side; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the p-pomegwanyates upon t-the (＃￣ω￣) n-nyetwowk wewe an hundwed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +52:24 And t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd took Sewaiah t-the chief pwiest, and +Zephanyiah t-the second pwiest, and t-the thwee keepews of t-the doow: 5-52:25 +He took awso out of t-the city an eunyuch, which h-had t-the chawge of t-the +men of waw; and seven men of t-them that wewe (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the king's (・_・ヾ p-pewson, +which wewe f-found in t-the c-city; and t-the pwincipaw scwibe of t-the host, +who mustewed t-the peopwe of t-the wand; and (o_O)! t-thweescowe men of t-the peopwe +of t-the wand, that wewe f-found in t-the m-midst of t-the city. + +52:26 S-So Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd took t-them, and b-bwought +t-them to t-the king of Babywon to W-Wibwah. + +52:27 And t-the king of Babywon smote t-them, and put t-them to death in +W-Wibwah in t-the wand of H-Hamath. T-Thus Judah w-was cawwied away captive out +of his own wand. + +52:28 This is t-the peopwe whom N-Nyebuchadwezzaw cawwied away captive: in +t-the seventh yeaw thwee t-thousand Jews and thwee and twenty: 5-52:29 In +t-the eighteenth yeaw of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw he cawwied away captive fwom +Jewusawem eight hundwed thiwty and two pewsons: 52:30 In t-the thwee and +(´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd +cawwied away captive of t-the Jews seven hundwed f-fowty and five pewsons: +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pewsons wewe fouw t-thousand and six hundwed. + +52:31 And it came to pass in t-the seven and thiwtieth yeaw of t-the +captivity of Jehoiachin king of Judah, in t-the twewfth m-month, in t-the +five and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the m-month, that Eviwmewodach king of Babywon +in t-the fiwst yeaw of his weign w-wifted up t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Jehoiachin king +of Judah, and b-bwought him fowth out of pwison. + +52:32 And spake kindwy u-unto him, and s-set his t-thwonye a-above t-the t-thwonye +of t-the kings that wewe with him in Babywon, 52:33 And changed his +pwison gawments: and he did continyuawwy e-eat bwead befowe him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +days of his wife. + +52:34 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his diet, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-continyuaw diet given him of t-the +king of Babywon, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day a powtion untiw t-the day of his d-death, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the days of his wife. + + + + +The Wamentations of Jewemiah + + +1:1 How doth t-the city sit s-sowitawy, that w-was f-fuww of peopwe! how is +she become as a w-widow! she that w-was gweat among t-the n-nyations, and +(´ ω `♡) p-pwincess among t-the pwovinces, how is she become twibutawy! 1:2 She +weepeth sowe in t-the nyight, and hew teaws awe on hew cheeks: among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +hew wovews she hath nyonye to comfowt hew: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew fwiends have d-deawt +t-tweachewouswy with hew, they awe become hew enyemies. + +1:3 Judah is gonye into captivity because of a-affwiction, and because of +gweat sewvitude: she d-dwewweth among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, she findeth nyo west: +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pewsecutows ovewtook hew b-between t-the stwaits. + +1:4 The ways of Zion (^-^*)/ d-do mouwn, because nyonye come to t-the sowemn f-feasts: +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew gates awe desowate: hew pwiests sigh, hew viwgins awe +a-affwicted, and she is in bittewnyess. + +1:5 Hew advewsawies awe t-the chief, hew enyemies pwospew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +hath affwicted hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of hew twansgwessions: hew +chiwdwen awe gonye into captivity befowe t-the enyemy. + +1-1:6 And fwom t-the daughtew of Zion (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew b-beauty is d-depawted: hew +pwinces awe become w-wike hawts that f-find nyo pastuwe, and they awe gonye +without stwength befowe t-the puwsuew. + +1:7 Jewusawem wemembewed in t-the days of hew affwiction and of hew +misewies (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pweasant things that she h-had in t-the days of o-owd, when +hew peopwe feww into t-the hand of t-the enyemy, and nyonye did hewp hew: t-the +advewsawies saw hew, and did mock a-at hew sabbaths. + +1:8 Jewusawem hath gwievouswy sinnyed; thewefowe she is wemoved: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that h-honyouwed hew despise hew, because they have s-seen hew n-nyakednyess: +(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, she sigheth, and tuwnyeth b-backwawd. + +1-1:9 Hew fiwthinyess is in hew skiwts; she w-wemembeweth nyot hew wast end; +thewefowe she came down w-wondewfuwwy: she h-had nyo comfowtew. O-O WOWD, +(x_x)V b-behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my a-affwiction: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the enyemy hath m-magnyified himsewf. + +1:10 The a-advewsawy hath spwead out his hand upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pweasant +things: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath s-seen that t-the heathen entewed into hew s-sanctuawy, +whom t-thou didst command that they shouwd nyot entew into thy +c-congwegation. + +1:11 Aww hew peopwe sigh, they seek bwead; they have given theiw +pweasant things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat to wewieve t-the souw: see, O-O WOWD, and +considew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am become viwe. + +1:12 Is it nyothing to y-you, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that pass by? b-behowd, and s-see if +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any sowwow w-wike u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwow, which is donye u-unto me, +whewewith t-the WOWD hath affwicted m-me in t-the day of his fiewce angew. + +1:13 Fwom a-above hath he sent fiwe into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes, and it p-pwevaiweth +against (=`ω´=) t-them: he hath spwead a nyet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, he hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed m-me +back: he hath m-made m-me desowate and f-faint (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-day. + +1:14 The ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions is b-bound by his hand: they awe +wweathed, and come up upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my n-nyeck: he hath m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength to faww, +t-the WOWD hath dewivewed m-me into theiw hands, fwom whom I am nyot abwe +to (☆ω☆) w-wise (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +1:15 The WOWD hath twodden undew foot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mighty men in t-the m-midst +of me: he hath cawwed an assembwy against m-me to cwush o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my young m-men: +t-the WOWD hath twodden t-the viwgin, t-the daughtew of Judah, as in a +winyepwess. + +1:16 Fow these things I weep; minye eye, minye eye w-wunnyeth down with +watew, because t-the comfowtew that shouwd wewieve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is faw fwom +me: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen awe d-desowate, because t-the enyemy p-pwevaiwed. + +1:17 Zion spweadeth fowth hew hands, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to comfowt hew: +t-the WOWD hath commanded c-concewnying Jacob, that his advewsawies shouwd +be (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him: Jewusawem is as a menstwuous woman among them. + +1:18 The WOWD is w-wighteous; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have webewwed against his +commandment: h-heaw, I p-pway y-you, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, and (x_x)V b-behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwow: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +viwgins and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my young men awe gonye into captivity. + +1:19 I cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wovews, but they d-deceived me: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwiests and minye +ewdews gave up t-the g-ghost in t-the city, whiwe they sought theiw meat to +wewieve theiw souws. + +1:20 Behowd, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am in distwess: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bowews awe twoubwed; +minye heawt is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed within m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have gwievouswy webewwed: a-abwoad +t-the s-swowd beweaveth, a-at home (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is as death. + +1-1:21 They have heawd that I s-sigh: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to comfowt me: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +minye enyemies have heawd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe; they awe gwad that t-thou hast +donye i-it: t-thou wiwt bwing t-the day that t-thou hast cawwed, and they shaww +be w-wike u-unto me. + +1:22 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw w-wickednyess come befowe thee; and (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them, as +t-thou hast donye u-unto m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sighs awe +many, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is faint. + +2:1 How hath t-the WOWD covewed t-the daughtew of Zion with a cwoud in his +angew, and cast down fwom heaven u-unto t-the eawth t-the b-beauty of I-Iswaew, +and wemembewed nyot his (＃￣ω￣) f-footstoow in t-the day of his angew! 2:2 The +WOWD hath swawwowed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the habitations of Jacob, and hath nyot +pitied: he hath thwown down in his wwath t-the stwong howds of t-the +daughtew of Judah; he hath b-bwought t-them down to t-the gwound: he hath +powwuted t-the kingdom and t-the pwinces t-theweof. + +2-2:3 He hath cut off in his fiewce angew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of Iswaew: he +hath dwawn back his wight hand fwom befowe t-the enyemy, and he buwnyed +against J-Jacob w-wike a fwaming f-fiwe, which devouweth (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +2:4 He hath b-bent his bow w-wike an e-enyemy: he s-stood with his wight hand +as an advewsawy, and swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe pweasant to t-the eye in t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the daughtew of Z-Zion: he pouwed out his fuwy w-wike fiwe. + +2-2:5 The WOWD w-was as an e-enyemy: he hath swawwowed up I-Iswaew, he hath +swawwowed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pawaces: he hath destwoyed his stwong howds, and +hath incweased in t-the daughtew of Judah mouwnying and wamentation. + +2:6 And he hath viowentwy taken away his tabewnyacwe, as if it wewe of +a (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-gawden: he hath destwoyed his pwaces of t-the a-assembwy: t-the WOWD hath +caused t-the sowemn feasts and sabbaths to be fowgotten in Zion, and +hath (>_<) d-despised in t-the indignyation of his angew t-the king and t-the pwiest. + +2-2:7 The WOWD hath cast off his awtaw, he hath a-abhowwed his s-sanctuawy, +he hath given up into t-the hand of t-the enyemy t-the wawws of hew pawaces; +they have m-made a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise in t-the house of t-the WOWD, as in t-the day of a +sowemn feast. + +2:8 The WOWD hath p-puwposed to d-destwoy t-the waww of t-the daughtew of +Z-Zion: he hath stwetched out a winye, he hath nyot withdwawn his hand +fwom destwoying: thewefowe he m-made t-the wampawt and t-the waww to wament; +they wanguished togethew. + +2-2:9 Hew gates awe sunk into t-the g-gwound; he hath destwoyed and bwoken +hew baws: hew king and hew pwinces awe among t-the Gentiwes: t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is +nyo mowe; hew pwophets awso f-find nyo vision fwom t-the WOWD. + +2:10 The ewdews of t-the daughtew of Zion sit upon t-the g-gwound, and keep +siwence: they have cast up dust upon theiw heads; they have giwded +themsewves with sackcwoth: t-the viwgins of Jewusawem h-hang down theiw +heads to t-the gwound. + +2-2:11 M-Minye eyes (^-^*)/ d-do faiw with teaws, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bowews awe twoubwed, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my >_> *blushes* w-wivew is +pouwed upon t-the eawth, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the destwuction of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe; because t-the chiwdwen and t-the suckwings swoon in t-the s-stweets of +t-the city. + +2:12 They say to theiw mothews, Whewe is cown and winye? when they +swoonyed as t-the w-wounded in t-the s-stweets of t-the city, when theiw souw w-was +pouwed out into theiw mothews' bosom. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 What t-thing shaww I o(>ω<)o t-take to witnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee? what t-thing shaww I +wiken to thee, O-O daughtew of Jewusawem? what shaww I (*´▽`*) e-equaw to thee, +that I may comfowt thee, O-O viwgin daughtew of Zion? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy bweach is +gweat w-wike t-the sea: who c-can heaw thee? 2:14 Thy pwophets have s-seen +vain and foowish things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thee: and they have nyot d-discovewed thinye +inyiquity, to tuwn away thy c-captivity; but have s-seen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee f-fawse +buwdens and causes of banyishment. + +2:15 Aww that pass by cwap theiw h-hands a-at thee; they h-hiss and wag +theiw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a-at t-the daughtew of J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Is this t-the city that +men caww The pewfection of beauty, The joy of t-the w-whowe eawth? 2:16 +Aww thinye enyemies have openyed theiw mouth against t-thee: they h-hiss and +gnyash t-the teeth: they say, We have swawwowed hew up: cewtainwy this is +t-the day that we wooked fow; we have found, we have s-seen it. + +2:17 The WOWD hath donye that which he h-had devised; he hath fuwfiwwed +his wowd that he h-had commanded in t-the days of owd: he hath thwown +down, and hath nyot pitied: and he hath caused thinye enyemy to wejoice +o-ovew thee, he hath s-set up t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of thinye advewsawies. + +2:18 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw heawt cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, O-O waww of t-the daughtew of Zion, +wet teaws w-wun down w-wike a wivew day and nyight: g-give t-thysewf nyo west; +wet nyot t-the appwe of thinye eye cease. + +2:19 Awise, (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out in t-the nyight: in t-the beginnying of t-the watches p-pouw +out thinye heawt w-wike w-watew befowe t-the f-face of t-the WOWD: wift up thy +h-hands towawd him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of thy young c-chiwdwen, that f-faint (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +h-hungew in t-the top of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stweet. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Behowd, O-O WOWD, and considew to whom t-thou hast donye this. Shaww +t-the w-women e-eat theiw f-fwuit, and chiwdwen of a span wong? shaww t-the +pwiest and t-the pwophet be s-swain in t-the sanctuawy of t-the Wowd? 2:21 +The young and t-the o-owd w-wie on t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound in t-the stweets: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my viwgins and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my young men awe f-fawwen by t-the swowd; t-thou hast s-swain t-them in t-the day +of thinye angew; t-thou hast kiwwed, and nyot pitied. + +2:22 T-Thou hast cawwed as in a sowemn day o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tewwows (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, so +that in t-the day of t-the WOWD's angew nyonye escaped (=`ω´=) n-nyow wemainyed: those +that I have swaddwed and b-bwought up hath minye enyemy consumed. + +3-3:1 I AM t-the man that hath s-seen affwiction by t-the wod of his wwath. + +3:2 He hath w-wed me, and b-bwought m-me into dawknyess, but nyot into wight. + +3-3:3 S-Suwewy against m-me is he tuwnyed; he tuwnyeth his hand against m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the d-day. + +3:4 My fwesh and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my skin hath he m-made o-owd; he hath bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes. + +3:5 He hath buiwded against me, and compassed m-me with (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww and +twavaiw. + +3-3:6 He hath s-set m-me in dawk pwaces, as they that be dead of owd. + +3:7 He hath h-hedged m-me a-about, that I c-cannyot get out: he hath m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +chain heavy. + +3:8 Awso when I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy and shout, he shutteth out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew. + +3-3:9 He hath incwosed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways with hewn stonye, he hath m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my paths +cwooked. + +3:10 He w-was u-unto m-me as a beaw wying in wait, and as a w-wion in secwet +pwaces. + +3:11 He hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and puwwed m-me in pieces: he hath +m-made m-me >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +3:12 He hath b-bent his b-bow, and s-set m-me as a mawk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awwow. + +3:13 He hath caused t-the awwows of his ^w^ q-quivew to entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins. + +3:14 I w-was a dewision to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and theiw song (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-day. + +3:15 He hath fiwwed m-me with bittewnyess, he hath m-made m-me dwunken with +wowmwood. + +3:16 He hath awso bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-teeth with gwavew stonyes, he hath covewed +m-me with ashes. + +3:17 And t-thou hast w-wemoved o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw faw off fwom peace: I fowgat +pwospewity. + +3:18 And I said, My stwength and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope is pewished fwom t-the WOWD: +3:19 Wemembewing minye affwiction and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my misewy, t-the w-wowmwood and t-the +gaww. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 My souw hath t-them stiww in w-wemembwance, and is humbwed in me. + +3:21 This I w-wecaww to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind, thewefowe have I hope. + +3-3:22 I-It is of t-the WOWD's mewcies that we awe nyot consumed, because his +compassions faiw n-nyot. + +3:23 They awe nyew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying: gweat is thy faithfuwnyess. + +3:24 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my powtion, saith o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; thewefowe wiww I hope in +h-him. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 The WOWD is g-good u-unto t-them that wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, to t-the souw that +seeketh h-him. + +3:26 I-It is g-good that a man shouwd both hope and q-quietwy wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +sawvation of t-the WOWD. + +3-3:27 I-It is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man that he beaw t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of his youth. + +3:28 He sitteth awonye and keepeth siwence, because he hath (￣ω￣) b-bownye it +upon h-him. + +3-3:29 He putteth his mouth in t-the dust; if so be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be hope. + +3:30 He giveth his cheek to him that smiteth him: he is fiwwed f-fuww +with wepwoach. + +3:31 Fow t-the WOWD wiww nyot cast off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 3:32 But t-though he c-cause +gwief, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww he have compassion a-accowding to t-the muwtitude of his +m-mewcies. + +3:33 Fow he doth nyot affwict w-wiwwingwy (=`ω´=) n-nyow gwieve t-the chiwdwen of m-men. + +3:34 To cwush undew his feet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwisonyews of t-the eawth. + +3:35 To tuwn aside t-the wight of a man befowe t-the f-face of t-the most +High, 3:36 To subvewt a man in his cause, t-the WOWD a-appwoveth n-nyot. + +3:37 Who is he that saith, and it cometh to pass, when t-the Wowd +commandeth it nyot? 3-3:38 Out of t-the mouth of t-the most High p-pwoceedeth +nyot eviw and good? 3:39 Whewefowe doth a wiving man compwain, a man +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the punyishment of his sins? 3:40 Wet us s-seawch and twy ouw ways, +and tuwn again to t-the WOWD. + +3-3:41 Wet us wift up ouw heawt with ouw h-hands u-unto God in t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +3:42 We have twansgwessed and have webewwed: t-thou hast nyot pawdonyed. + +3:43 T-Thou hast covewed with angew, and pewsecuted us: t-thou hast swain, +t-thou hast nyot pitied. + +3:44 T-Thou hast covewed t-thysewf with a c-cwoud, that ouw pwayew shouwd +nyot pass thwough. + +3-3:45 T-Thou hast m-made us as t-the offscouwing and wefuse in t-the m-midst of +t-the peopwe. + +o(≧▽≦)o 3-3:46 Aww ouw enyemies have openyed theiw mouths against us. + +3:47 Feaw and a snyawe is come upon u-us, desowation and destwuction. + +3:48 M-Minye eye w-wunnyeth down with (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the destwuction of +t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +3-3:49 M-Minye eye twickweth down, and c-ceaseth nyot, without any +i-intewmission. + +3:50 Tiww t-the WOWD wook down, and (x_x)V b-behowd fwom heaven. + +3-3:51 M-Minye eye affecteth minye heawt because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the daughtews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +city. + +3-3:52 M-Minye enyemies chased m-me sowe, w-wike a b-biwd, without cause. + +3:53 They have cut off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife in t-the dungeon, and cast a stonye upon +me. + +3:54 Watews fwowed o-ovew minye h-head; t-then I said, I am cut off. + +3:55 I cawwed upon thy nyame, O-O WOWD, out of t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow dungeon. + +3:56 T-Thou hast heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice: hide nyot thinye eaw a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bweathing, a-at +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy. + +3:57 T-Thou dwewest (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw in t-the day that I cawwed upon t-thee: t-thou +saidst, Feaw n-nyot. + +3-3:58 O-O WOWD, t-thou hast (＃￣ω￣) p-pweaded t-the causes of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; t-thou hast +wedeemed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. + +3:59 O-O WOWD, t-thou hast s-seen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwong: j-judge t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause. + +3:60 T-Thou hast s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw vengeance and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw imaginyations +against me. + +3:61 T-Thou hast heawd theiw wepwoach, O-O WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +imaginyations against m-me; 3:62 The w-wips of those that w-wose up against +me, and theiw device against m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-day. + +(T_T) 3-3:63 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd theiw sitting down, and theiw wising up; I am theiw +m-musick. + +3:64 Wendew u-unto t-them a wecompence, O-O WOWD, a-accowding to t-the wowk of +theiw hands. + +3:65 Give t-them sowwow of heawt, thy (O_O;) c-cuwse u-unto them. + +3:66 Pewsecute and d-destwoy t-them in angew fwom undew t-the h-heavens of t-the +WOWD. + +4:1 How is t-the gowd become ^-^ d-dim! how is t-the most finye gowd changed! t-the +s-stonyes of t-the sanctuawy awe pouwed out in t-the top of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stweet. + +4-4:2 The (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious sons of Zion, compawabwe to finye gowd, how awe they +esteemed as eawthen p-pitchews, t-the wowk of t-the h-hands of t-the pottew! +4:3 Even t-the sea m-monstews d-dwaw out t-the bweast, they g-give suck to theiw +young onyes: t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe is become cwuew, w-wike t-the +ostwiches in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +4-4:4 The tongue of t-the sucking c-chiwd cweaveth to t-the woof of his mouth +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thiwst: t-the young chiwdwen ask bwead, and nyo man bweaketh it u-unto +them. + +4-4:5 They that did feed dewicatewy awe desowate in t-the stweets: they +that wewe b-bwought up in scawwet embwace dunghiwws. + +4:6 Fow t-the punyishment of t-the i-inyiquity of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe is +gweatew than t-the punyishment of t-the sin of Sodom, that w-was ovewthwown +as in a moment, and nyo h-hands stayed on hew. + +4:7 Hew Nyazawites wewe puwew than snyow, they wewe whitew than miwk, +they wewe mowe wuddy in body than wubies, theiw powishing w-was of +sapphiwe: 4-4:8 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw visage is b-bwackew than a coaw; they awe nyot knyown +in t-the stweets: theiw skin cweaveth to theiw bonyes; it is withewed, it +is become w-wike a stick. + +4:9 They that be s-swain with t-the s-swowd awe bettew than they that be +s-swain with hungew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these pinye away, s-stwicken thwough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of +t-the fwuits of t-the fiewd. + +4:10 The h-hands of t-the pitifuw w-women have sodden theiw own chiwdwen: +they wewe theiw meat in t-the destwuction of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +4:11 The WOWD hath (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished his fuwy; he hath pouwed out his +fiewce angew, and hath kindwed a fiwe in Zion, and it hath devouwed +t-the foundations t-theweof. + +4:12 The kings of t-the eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wowwd, +w-wouwd nyot have bewieved that t-the a-advewsawy and t-the enyemy shouwd have +entewed into t-the gates of Jewusawem. + +4:13 Fow t-the s-sins of hew pwophets, and t-the inyiquities of hew p-pwiests, +that have shed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the just in t-the m-midst of hew, 4:14 They +have OwO w-wandewed as bwind men in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, they have powwuted +themsewves with bwood, so that men couwd nyot touch theiw (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. + +4:15 They cwied u-unto t-them, Depawt y-ye; it is (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; depawt, depawt, +touch nyot: when they fwed away and wandewed, they said among t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, They shaww nyo mowe sojouwn thewe. + +4:16 The angew of t-the WOWD hath d-divided t-them; he wiww nyo mowe w-wegawd +(=`ω´=) t-them: they wespected nyot t-the p-pewsons of t-the p-pwiests, they favouwed nyot +t-the e-ewdews. + +4:17 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, ouw eyes as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet faiwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw vain hewp: in ouw +watching we have watched (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a nyation that couwd nyot s-save us. + +4-4:18 They hunt ouw steps, that we c-cannyot go in ouw stweets: ouw end is +nyeaw, ouw days awe fuwfiwwed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw end is come. + +4:19 O-Ouw pewsecutows awe swiftew than t-the e-eagwes of t-the heaven: they +puwsued us upon t-the mountains, they w-waid wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us in t-the +wiwdewnyess. + +4:20 The bweath of ouw n-nyostwiws, t-the anyointed of t-the WOWD, w-was taken +in theiw pits, of whom we said, Undew his shadow we shaww wive among +t-the heathen. + +4:21 Wejoice and be g-gwad, O-O daughtew of Edom, that dwewwest in t-the +wand of Uz; t-the cup awso shaww pass thwough u-unto t-thee: t-thou shawt be +dwunken, and shawt make t-thysewf nyaked. + +4:22 The punyishment of thinye i-inyiquity is a-accompwished, O-O daughtew of +Zion; he wiww nyo mowe cawwy thee away into captivity: he wiww v-visit +thinye inyiquity, O-O daughtew of Edom; he wiww discovew thy sins. + +5:1 Wemembew, O-O WOWD, what is come upon us: considew, and (x_x)V b-behowd ouw +wepwoach. + +5-5:2 O-Ouw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to stwangews, ouw houses to awiens. + +5:3 We awe owphans and (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, ouw mothews awe as widows. + +5:4 We have dwunken ouw w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-monyey; ouw w-wood is sowd u-unto us. + +5:5 O-Ouw nyecks awe undew pewsecution: we wabouw, and have nyo w-west. + +5:6 We have given t-the hand to t-the Egyptians, and to t-the Assywians, to +be satisfied with bwead. + +5:7 O-Ouw f-fathews have sinnyed, and awe n-nyot; and we have (￣ω￣) b-bownye theiw +inyiquities. + +5:8 S-Sewvants have wuwed o-ovew us: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doth d-dewivew us +out of theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +5:9 We gat ouw bwead with t-the pewiw of ouw wives because of t-the s-swowd +of t-the wiwdewnyess. + +5:10 O-Ouw skin w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack w-wike an oven because of t-the t-tewwibwe faminye. + +5:11 They wavished t-the w-women in Zion, and t-the maids in t-the c-cities of +J-Judah. + +5:12 P-Pwinces awe hanged up by theiw hand: t-the faces of ewdews wewe nyot +honyouwed. + +5-5:13 They took t-the young men to gwind, and t-the chiwdwen feww undew t-the +wood. + +5:14 The ewdews have ceased fwom t-the gate, t-the young men fwom theiw +m-musick. + +5:15 The joy of ouw heawt is c-ceased; ouw dance is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into +mouwnying. + +5:16 The cwown is f-fawwen fwom ouw head: (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto u-us, that we have +sinnyed! 5:17 Fow this ouw heawt is faint; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these things ouw eyes +awe dim. + +5:18 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the mountain of Zion, which is d-desowate, t-the foxes +wawk upon it. + +5:19 Thou, O-O WOWD, wemainyest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; thy t-thwonye fwom genyewation to +genyewation. + +5:20 Whewefowe d-dost t-thou fowget us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and fowsake us so wong +time? 5:21 T-Tuwn t-thou us u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, and we shaww be tuwnyed; +wenyew ouw days as of owd. + +5:22 But t-thou hast u-uttewwy wejected us; t-thou awt vewy wwoth against us. + + + + +The Book of t-the Pwophet E-Ezekiew + + +1:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the thiwtieth y-yeaw, in t-the fouwth m-month, +in t-the fifth day of t-the m-month, as I w-was among t-the captives by t-the wivew +of C-Chebaw, that t-the h-heavens wewe openyed, and I saw visions of God. + +1:2 In t-the fifth day of t-the m-month, which w-was t-the fifth yeaw of king +Jehoiachin's c-captivity, 1:3 The wowd of t-the WOWD came expwesswy u-unto +E-Ezekiew t-the pwiest, t-the son of Buzi, in t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans by +t-the wivew C-Chebaw; and t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon h-him. + +1:4 And I wooked, and, b-behowd, a whiwwwind came out of t-the nyowth, a +gweat c-cwoud, and a fiwe infowding (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, and a bwightnyess w-was about +it, and out of t-the m-midst theweof as t-the cowouw of ambew, out of t-the +m-midst of t-the fiwe. + +1:5 Awso out of t-the m-midst theweof came t-the wikenyess of fouw wiving +cweatuwes. And this w-was theiw a-appeawance; they h-had t-the wikenyess of a +m-man. + +1-1:6 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-had fouw faces, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-had fouw wings. + +1:7 And theiw feet wewe stwaight feet; and t-the sowe of theiw feet w-was +w-wike t-the sowe of a c-cawf's foot: and they spawkwed w-wike t-the cowouw of +buwnyished b-bwass. + +1:8 And they h-had t-the h-hands of a man undew theiw w-wings on theiw fouw +sides; and they fouw h-had theiw faces and theiw wings. + +1-1:9 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw w-wings wewe j-joinyed onye to anyothew; they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot when they +went; they went {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye stwaight fowwawd. + +1:10 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wikenyess of theiw faces, they fouw h-had t-the f-face of a +^.^ m-man, and t-the f-face of a wion, on t-the wight s-side: and they fouw h-had t-the +f-face of an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox on t-the weft side; they fouw awso h-had t-the f-face of an +eagwe. + +1:11 T-Thus wewe theiw f-faces: and theiw w-wings wewe stwetched upwawd; two +w-wings of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye wewe j-joinyed onye to anyothew, and two covewed theiw +(o_O) b-bodies. + +1:12 And they went {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye stwaight fowwawd: whithew t-the spiwit w-was +to go, they went; and they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot when they went. + +1:13 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wikenyess of t-the wiving cweatuwes, theiw a-appeawance w-was +w-wike b-buwnying coaws of f-fiwe, and w-wike t-the a-appeawance of wamps: it went +up and down among t-the wiving (*^‿^*) c-cweatuwes; and t-the fiwe w-was bwight, and +out of t-the fiwe went fowth w-wightnying. + +1:14 And t-the wiving cweatuwes wan and wetuwnyed as t-the a-appeawance of a +f-fwash of w-wightnying. + +1:15 Nyow as I behewd t-the wiving cweatuwes, (x_x)V b-behowd onye wheew upon t-the +eawth by t-the wiving cweatuwes, with his fouw faces. + +1:16 The a-appeawance of t-the wheews and theiw wowk w-was w-wike u-unto t-the +cowouw of a b-bewyw: and they fouw h-had onye wikenyess: and theiw +a-appeawance and theiw wowk w-was as it wewe a wheew in t-the middwe of a +wheew. + +1:17 When they went, they went upon theiw fouw s-sides: and they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +nyot when they went. + +1:18 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wings, they wewe so high that they wewe (*^‿^*) d-dweadfuw; +and theiw w-wings wewe f-fuww of eyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them fouw. + +1:19 And when t-the wiving cweatuwes went, t-the wheews went by (=`ω´=) t-them: and +when t-the wiving cweatuwes wewe w-wifted up fwom t-the eawth, t-the wheews +wewe w-wifted (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +1:20 Whithewsoevew t-the spiwit w-was to go, they went, thithew w-was theiw +spiwit to go; and t-the wheews wewe w-wifted up o-ovew against (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +spiwit of t-the wiving cweatuwe w-was in t-the w-wheews. + +1-1:21 When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; +and when those wewe w-wifted up fwom t-the eawth, t-the wheews wewe w-wifted +up o-ovew against (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit of t-the wiving cweatuwe w-was in t-the +w-wheews. + +1:22 And t-the wikenyess of t-the fiwmament upon t-the heads of t-the wiving +cweatuwe w-was as t-the cowouw of t-the t-tewwibwe cwystaw, stwetched fowth +o-ovew theiw heads above. + +1:23 And undew t-the fiwmament wewe theiw w-wings (＃￣ω￣) s-stwaight, t-the onye towawd +t-the othew: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-had two, which covewed on this side, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye h-had two, which covewed on that side, theiw (o_O) b-bodies. + +1-1:24 And when they went, I heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of theiw w-wings, w-wike t-the +(＃`Д´) n-nyoise of gweat w-watews, as t-the voice of t-the Awmighty, t-the voice of +s-speech, as t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of an h-host: when they stood, they wet down theiw +wings. + +1:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a voice fwom t-the fiwmament that w-was o-ovew theiw +heads, when they stood, and h-had wet down theiw wings. + +1:26 And a-above t-the fiwmament that w-was o-ovew theiw heads w-was t-the +wikenyess of a t-thwonye, as t-the a-appeawance of a s-sapphiwe stonye: and upon +t-the wikenyess of t-the t-thwonye w-was t-the wikenyess as t-the a-appeawance of a man +a-above upon it. + +1:27 And I saw as t-the cowouw of ambew, as t-the a-appeawance of fiwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about within it, fwom t-the a-appeawance of his woins even upwawd, and +fwom t-the a-appeawance of his woins even downwawd, I saw as it wewe t-the +a-appeawance of f-fiwe, and it h-had bwightnyess (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +1:28 As t-the a-appeawance of t-the bow that is in t-the cwoud in t-the day of +wain, so w-was t-the a-appeawance of t-the bwightnyess (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. This w-was +t-the a-appeawance of t-the wikenyess of t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD. And when I +saw it, I feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, and I heawd a voice of onye that spake. + +2:1 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, stand upon thy feet, and I wiww +speak u-unto thee. + +2:2 And t-the spiwit entewed into m-me when he spake u-unto me, and s-set m-me +upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, that I heawd him that spake u-unto me. + +2-2:3 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, I send thee to t-the chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew, to a webewwious nyation that hath webewwed against me: they and +theiw f-fathews have twansgwessed against me, even u-unto this vewy d-day. + +2:4 Fow they awe i-impudent chiwdwen and stiffheawted. I (^-^*)/ d-do send thee +u-unto t-them; and t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +2-2:5 And they, whethew they wiww h-heaw, ow whethew they wiww fowbeaw, +(fow they awe a webewwious house,) (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath b-been +a pwophet among them. + +2:6 And thou, son of ^.^ m-man, be nyot afwaid of t-them, nyeithew be afwaid of +theiw wowds, t-though bwiews and thowns be with thee, and t-thou d-dost +dweww among scowpions: be nyot afwaid of theiw wowds, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be d-dismayed +a-at theiw wooks, t-though they be a webewwious house. + +2-2:7 And t-thou shawt speak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds u-unto t-them, whethew they wiww h-heaw, +ow whethew they wiww fowbeaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe most webewwious. + +2:8 But thou, son of ^.^ m-man, h-heaw what I say u-unto thee; (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot t-thou +webewwious w-wike that webewwious house: open thy mouth, and e-eat that I +g-give thee. + +2-2:9 And when I wooked, b-behowd, an hand w-was sent u-unto m-me; and, wo, a +woww of a book w-was thewein; 2:10 And he spwead it befowe m-me; and it +w-was wwitten within and without: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was wwitten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein +wamentations, and mouwnying, and woe. + +3-3:1 Moweovew he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, e-eat that t-thou findest; e-eat +this woww, and go speak u-unto t-the house of Iswaew. + +3:2 S-So I openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and he caused m-me to e-eat that w-woww. + +3-3:3 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, c-cause thy bewwy to eat, and fiww +thy b-bowews with this woww that I g-give thee. T-Then did I e-eat it; and it +w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth as honyey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sweetnyess. + +3:4 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, go, get thee u-unto t-the house of +I-Iswaew, and speak with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds u-unto them. + +3:5 Fow t-thou awt nyot sent to a peopwe of a s-stwange speech and of an +hawd wanguage, but to t-the house of I-Iswaew; 3-3:6 Nyot to many peopwe of a +s-stwange speech and of an hawd wanguage, whose w-wowds t-thou c-canst nyot +undewstand. Suwewy, h-had I sent thee to t-them, they w-wouwd have heawkenyed +u-unto thee. + +3:7 But t-the house of Iswaew wiww nyot heawken u-unto thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww +nyot heawken u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew awe i-impudent and +hawdheawted. + +3:8 Behowd, I have m-made thy f-face stwong against theiw faces, and thy +fowehead stwong against theiw foweheads. + +3-3:9 As an adamant ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *blushes* h-hawdew than fwint have I m-made thy fowehead: f-feaw +t-them nyot, nyeithew be d-dismayed a-at theiw wooks, t-though they be a +webewwious house. + +3:10 Moweovew he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds that I shaww +speak u-unto thee weceive in thinye heawt, and h-heaw with thinye eaws. + +3:11 And go, get thee to t-them of t-the c-captivity, u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +thy p-peopwe, and speak u-unto t-them, and teww t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD; whethew they wiww h-heaw, ow whethew they wiww fowbeaw. + +3:12 T-Then t-the spiwit took m-me up, and I heawd behind m-me a voice of a +gweat wushing, s-saying, Bwessed be t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD fwom his +pwace. + +3:13 I heawd awso t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the w-wings of t-the wiving cweatuwes that +touched onye anyothew, and t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the wheews o-ovew against t-them, +and a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a gweat wushing. + +3:14 S-So t-the spiwit w-wifted m-me up, and took m-me away, and I went in +bittewnyess, in t-the heat of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit; but t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was +stwong upon me. + +3:15 T-Then I came to t-them of t-the captivity a-at Tewabib, that d-dwewt by +t-the wivew of C-Chebaw, and I sat whewe they sat, and wemainyed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +astonyished among t-them seven days. + +3:16 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of seven days, that t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 3:17 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, I have m-made thee a +watchman u-unto t-the house of Iswaew: thewefowe h-heaw t-the wowd a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mouth, and g-give t-them wawnying fwom me. + +3:18 When I say u-unto t-the w-wicked, T-Thou shawt suwewy die; and t-thou +(*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest him nyot wawnying, (=`ω´=) n-nyow speakest to wawn t-the wicked fwom his +wicked way, to s-save his wife; t-the same wicked man shaww die in his +inyiquity; but his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wiww I wequiwe a-at thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3:19 Y-Yet if t-thou wawn t-the w-wicked, and he tuwn nyot fwom his wickednyess, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow fwom his wicked way, he shaww die in his inyiquity; but t-thou hast +dewivewed thy souw. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 A-Again, When a wighteous man doth tuwn fwom his wighteousnyess, and +commit inyiquity, and I way a stumbwing-bwock befowe him, he shaww die: +because t-thou hast nyot given him wawnying, he shaww die in his sin, and +his wighteousnyess which he hath donye shaww nyot be w-wemembewed; but his +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wiww I wequiwe a-at thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3:21 Nyevewthewess if t-thou wawn t-the wighteous ^.^ m-man, that t-the wighteous +sin nyot, and he doth nyot sin, he shaww suwewy wive, because he is +wawnyed; awso t-thou hast dewivewed thy souw. + +3-3:22 And t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon m-me; and he said u-unto me, +Awise, go fowth into t-the pwain, and I wiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe tawk with thee. + +3:23 T-Then I a-awose, and went fowth into t-the pwain: and, b-behowd, t-the +gwowy of t-the WOWD s-stood thewe, as t-the gwowy which I saw by t-the wivew +of Chebaw: and I feww on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. + +3:24 T-Then t-the spiwit entewed into me, and s-set m-me upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, and +spake with me, and said u-unto me, Go, s-shut t-thysewf within thinye house. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 But thou, O-O son of ^.^ m-man, b-behowd, they shaww put bands upon thee, +and shaww bind thee with t-them, and t-thou shawt nyot go out among (=`ω´=) t-them: +3:26 And I wiww make thy tongue cweave to t-the woof of thy mouth, that +t-thou shawt be dumb, and shawt nyot be to t-them a wepwovew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe +a webewwious house. + +3-3:27 But when I speak with thee, I wiww open thy mouth, and t-thou shawt +say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; He that h-heaweth, wet him heaw; +and he that f-fowbeaweth, wet him fowbeaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe a webewwious +house. + +4:1 T-Thou awso, son of ^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take thee a tiwe, and way it befowe thee, +and pouwtway upon it t-the city, even Jewusawem: 4-4:2 And way s-siege +against it, and buiwd a fowt against it, and cast a mount against it; +s-set t-the camp awso against it, and s-set battewing wams against it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about. + +4:3 Moweovew o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou u-unto thee an (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon pan, and s-set it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a waww of +(=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon b-between thee and t-the city: and s-set thy f-face against it, and it +shaww be besieged, and t-thou shawt way s-siege against it. This shaww be +a (*´▽`*) s-sign to t-the house of Iswaew. + +4-4:4 Wie t-thou awso upon thy weft side, and way t-the i-inyiquity of t-the +house of Iswaew upon i-it: a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the days that t-thou +shawt w-wie upon it t-thou shawt beaw theiw inyiquity. + +4-4:5 Fow I have w-waid upon thee t-the yeaws of theiw inyiquity, a-accowding +to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the days, thwee hundwed and nyinyety ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: so shawt +t-thou beaw t-the i-inyiquity of t-the house of Iswaew. + +4:6 And when t-thou hast (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished t-them, w-wie again on thy wight side, +and t-thou shawt beaw t-the i-inyiquity of t-the house of Judah f-fowty ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: I +have appointed thee each day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a y-yeaw. + +4:7 Thewefowe t-thou shawt s-set thy f-face towawd t-the s-siege of J-Jewusawem, +and thinye a-awm shaww be uncovewed, and t-thou shawt ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against it. + +4-4:8 And, b-behowd, I wiww way bands upon thee, and t-thou shawt nyot tuwn +thee fwom onye side to anyothew, tiww t-thou hast ended t-the days of thy +siege. + +4:9 Take t-thou awso u-unto thee wheat, and bawwey, and beans, and +w-wentiwes, and miwwet, and f-fitches, and put t-them in onye v-vessew, and +make thee bwead t-theweof, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the days that t-thou +shawt w-wie upon thy side, thwee hundwed and nyinyety days shawt t-thou e-eat +t-theweof. + +4:10 And thy meat which t-thou shawt e-eat shaww be by weight, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +shekews a day: fwom time to time shawt t-thou e-eat it. + +4:11 T-Thou shawt dwink awso w-watew by m-measuwe, t-the sixth pawt of an hin: +fwom time to time shawt t-thou d-dwink. + +4:12 And t-thou shawt e-eat it as bawwey cakes, and t-thou shawt ;;w;; b-bake it +with (* ^ ω ^) d-dung that cometh out of ^.^ m-man, in theiw sight. + +4:13 And t-the WOWD said, Even thus shaww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew e-eat +theiw defiwed bwead among t-the G-Gentiwes, whithew I wiww dwive them. + +4:14 T-Then said I, A-Ah Wowd G-GOD! b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw hath nyot b-been powwuted: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth up even tiww nyow have I nyot eaten of that which +dieth of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, ow is t-town in pieces; nyeithew came (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abominyabwe +fwesh into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +4:15 T-Then he said u-unto me, Wo, I have given thee cow's (* ^ ω ^) d-dung (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man's +dung, and t-thou shawt p-pwepawe thy bwead thewewith. + +4:16 Moweovew he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, b-behowd, I wiww bweak t-the +s-staff of bwead in Jewusawem: and they shaww e-eat bwead by weight, and +with cawe; and they shaww dwink w-watew by m-measuwe, and with +astonyishment: 4:17 That they may want bwead and watew, and be astonyied +onye with anyothew, and consume away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw inyiquity. + +5:1 And thou, son of ^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take thee a shawp k-knyife, o(>ω<)o t-take thee a +bawbew's wazow, and c-cause it to pass upon thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and upon thy +beawd: t-then o(>ω<)o t-take thee bawances to weigh, and divide t-the h-haiw. + +5-5:2 T-Thou shawt buwn with fiwe a thiwd pawt in t-the m-midst of t-the city, +when t-the days of t-the s-siege awe fuwfiwwed: and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take a thiwd +pawt, and smite about it with a knyife: and a thiwd pawt t-thou shawt +scattew in t-the wind; and I wiww d-dwaw out a s-swowd aftew them. + +5:3 T-Thou shawt awso o(>ω<)o t-take theweof a f-few in nyumbew, and bind t-them in thy +skiwts. + +5:4 T-Then o(>ω<)o t-take of t-them again, and cast t-them into t-the m-midst of t-the f-fiwe, +and buwn t-them in t-the fiwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theweof shaww a fiwe come fowth into +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew. + +5:5 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; This is Jewusawem: I have s-set it in t-the +m-midst of t-the nyations and countwies that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about hew. + +5:6 And she hath changed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments into w-wickednyess mowe than t-the +n-nyations, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes mowe than t-the countwies that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about +hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have wefused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, they have nyot +wawked in them. + +5:7 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye m-muwtipwied mowe than +t-the nyations that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about y-you, and have nyot wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-statutes, nyeithew have kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, nyeithew have donye a-accowding +to t-the judgments of t-the nyations that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about you; 5:8 +Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I, even I, am against thee, +and wiww execute judgments in t-the m-midst of thee in t-the sight of t-the +nyations. + +5:9 And I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do in thee that which I have nyot donye, and wheweunto I +wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do any mowe t-the >_> w-wike, because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations. + +5:10 Thewefowe t-the f-fathews shaww e-eat t-the sons in t-the m-midst of thee, +and t-the sons shaww e-eat theiw fathews; and I wiww execute judgments in +thee, and t-the w-whowe wemnyant of thee wiww I scattew into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the winds. + +5:11 Whewefowe, as I wive, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Suwewy, because t-thou +hast defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy d-detestabwe things, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thinye abominyations, thewefowe wiww I awso diminyish thee; nyeithew shaww +minye eye spawe, nyeithew wiww I have any pity. + +5:12 A-A thiwd pawt of thee shaww die with t-the pestiwence, and with +faminye shaww they be consumed in t-the m-midst of t-thee: and a thiwd pawt +shaww faww by t-the s-swowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee; and I wiww scattew a thiwd +pawt into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the winds, and I wiww d-dwaw out a s-swowd aftew them. + +5-5:13 T-Thus shaww minye angew be a-accompwished, and I wiww c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy +to w-west upon t-them, and I wiww be c-comfowted: and they shaww knyow that I +t-the WOWD have spoken it in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my zeaw, when I have (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy +in them. + +5:14 Moweovew I wiww make thee waste, and a wepwoach among t-the nyations +that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee, in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that pass by. + +5:15 S-So it shaww be a wepwoach and a t-taunt, an instwuction and an +(✧ω✧) a-astonyishment u-unto t-the nyations that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee, when I shaww +execute judgments in thee in angew and in fuwy and in fuwious webukes. +I t-the WOWD have spoken it. + +5:16 When I shaww send upon t-them t-the eviw awwows of (≧◡≦) f-faminye, which +shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw destwuction, and which I wiww send to d-destwoy you: +and I wiww incwease t-the faminye upon y-you, and wiww bweak youw s-staff of +bwead: 5:17 S-So wiww I send upon you faminye and eviw beasts, and they +shaww b-beweave t-thee: and pestiwence and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww pass thwough thee; +and I wiww bwing t-the s-swowd upon thee. I t-the WOWD have spoken it. + +6-6:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 6:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, s-set +thy f-face towawd t-the mountains of I-Iswaew, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-them, +6:3 And say, Ye mountains of I-Iswaew, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the Wowd G-GOD; +T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD to t-the mountains, and to t-the h-hiwws, to t-the +wivews, and to t-the vawweys; Behowd, I, even I, wiww bwing a s-swowd upon +y-you, and I wiww d-destwoy youw high pwaces. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And youw a-awtaws shaww be d-desowate, and youw images shaww be +bwoken: and I wiww cast down youw s-swain men befowe youw idows. + +6:5 And I wiww way t-the dead cawcases of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew befowe +theiw idows; and I wiww scattew youw bonyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about youw ^w^ a-awtaws. + +6:6 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwingpwaces t-the c-cities shaww be w-waid waste, and t-the +high pwaces shaww be d-desowate; that youw a-awtaws may be w-waid waste and +m-made d-desowate, and youw idows may be bwoken and cease, and youw images +may be cut down, and youw wowks may be a-abowished. + +6:7 And t-the s-swain shaww faww in t-the m-midst of y-you, and ye shaww knyow +that I am t-the WOWD. + +6:8 Y-Yet wiww I weave a wemnyant, that ye may have s-some that shaww +escape t-the s-swowd among t-the n-nyations, when ye shaww be scattewed thwough +t-the c-countwies. + +6:9 And they that escape of you shaww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew m-me among t-the nyations +whithew they shaww be cawwied captives, because I am bwoken with theiw +whowish heawt, which hath depawted fwom me, and with theiw eyes, which +go a whowing aftew theiw (o･ω･o) i-idows: and they shaww wothe themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the eviws which they have committed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw abominyations. + +6:10 And they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, and that I have nyot said +in vain that I w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this eviw u-unto them. + +6:11 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; S-Smite with thinye hand, and stamp with +thy foot, and say, Awas (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw abominyations of t-the house of +Iswaew! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww faww by t-the swowd, by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the +p-pestiwence. + +6:12 He that is faw off shaww die of t-the p-pestiwence; and he that is +(=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw shaww faww by t-the swowd; and he that wemainyeth and is besieged +shaww die by t-the faminye: thus wiww I accompwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon them. + +6:13 T-Then shaww ye knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when theiw s-swain men shaww +be among theiw idows (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about theiw awtaws, upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high h-hiww, +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tops of t-the mountains, and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee, and +undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thick oak, t-the pwace whewe they did offew sweet savouw to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw idows. + +6:14 S-So wiww I s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand upon t-them, and make t-the wand +d-desowate, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, mowe desowate than t-the wiwdewnyess towawd D-Dibwath, in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw h-habitations: and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +7:1 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 7:2 Awso, t-thou +son of ^.^ m-man, thus saith t-the Wowd GOD u-unto t-the wand of I-Iswaew; An end, +t-the end is come upon t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the wand. + +7-7:3 Nyow is t-the end come upon thee, and I wiww send minye angew upon +thee, and wiww j-judge thee a-accowding to thy ways, and wiww wecompense +upon thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations. + +7:4 And minye eye shaww nyot spawe thee, nyeithew wiww I have p-pity: but I +wiww wecompense thy ways upon thee, and thinye abominyations shaww be in +t-the m-midst of t-thee: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +7:5 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; An eviw, an onwy eviw, b-behowd, is come. + +7:6 An end is come, t-the end is c-come: it watcheth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee; b-behowd, it +is come. + +7-7:7 The mownying is come u-unto thee, O-O t-thou that dwewwest in t-the wand: +t-the time is come, t-the day of twoubwe is nyeaw, and nyot t-the sounding +again of t-the mountains. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Nyow wiww I showtwy p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon thee, and accompwish minye +angew upon t-thee: and I wiww j-judge thee a-accowding to thy ways, and wiww +wecompense thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations. + +7:9 And minye eye shaww nyot spawe, nyeithew wiww I have p-pity: I wiww +wecompense thee a-accowding to thy ways and thinye abominyations that awe +in t-the m-midst of thee; and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD that +smiteth. + +7:10 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the day, b-behowd, it is c-come: t-the mownying is gonye fowth; +t-the wod hath bwossomed, pwide hath budded. + +7:11 Viowence is wisen up into a wod of wickednyess: nyonye of t-them shaww +w-wemain, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of theiw muwtitude, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of any of (＾• ω •＾) t-theiw's: nyeithew shaww +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be waiwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +7:12 The time is come, t-the day dwaweth nyeaw: wet nyot t-the buyew +wejoice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the sewwew mouwn: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wwath is upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude +t-theweof. + +7:13 Fow t-the sewwew shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to that which is s-sowd, awthough +they wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a-awive: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the vision is touching t-the w-whowe muwtitude +t-theweof, which shaww nyot (*´▽`*) w-wetuwn; nyeithew shaww any stwengthen himsewf +in t-the i-inyiquity of his wife. + +7:14 They have bwown t-the twumpet, even to make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww weady; but nyonye +goeth to t-the |･ω･) b-battwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath is upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude t-theweof. + +7:15 The s-swowd is without, and t-the pestiwence and t-the faminye within: +he that is in t-the fiewd shaww die with t-the swowd; and he that is in +t-the city, faminye and pestiwence shaww devouw h-him. + +7:16 But they that escape of t-them shaww escape, and shaww be on t-the +mountains w-wike doves of t-the vawweys, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them mouwnying, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his inyiquity. + +7:17 Aww h-hands shaww be feebwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww k-knyees shaww be weak as watew. + +7:18 They shaww awso giwd themsewves with sackcwoth, and howwow shaww +covew t-them; and shame shaww be upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faces, and bawdnyess upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw heads. + +xDD 7-7:19 They shaww cast theiw s-siwvew in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and theiw gowd shaww +be wemoved: theiw s-siwvew and theiw gowd shaww nyot be abwe to d-dewivew +t-them in t-the day of t-the wwath of t-the WOWD: they shaww nyot s-satisfy theiw +souws, nyeithew fiww theiw bowews: because it is t-the stumbwingbwock of +theiw inyiquity. + +7:20 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-beauty of his ownyament, he s-set it in majesty: but they +m-made t-the images of theiw abominyations and of theiw d-detestabwe things +thewein: thewefowe have I s-set it faw fwom them. + +7:21 And I wiww g-give it into t-the h-hands of t-the stwangews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey, +and to t-the wicked of t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a spoiw; and they shaww powwute it. + +7:22 My f-face wiww I tuwn awso fwom t-them, and they shaww powwute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +secwet p-pwace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wobbews shaww entew into it, and defiwe it. + +7:23 Make a chain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand is f-fuww of bwoody cwimes, and t-the city +is f-fuww of v-viowence. + +7:24 Whewefowe I wiww bwing t-the wowst of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and they shaww +possess theiw houses: I wiww awso make t-the pomp of t-the stwong to +(ノωヽ) c-cease; and theiw h-howy pwaces shaww be defiwed. + +7:25 D-Destwuction (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; and they shaww seek p-peace, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be +n-nyonye. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Mischief shaww come upon m-mischief, and w-wumouw shaww be upon +wumouw; t-then shaww they seek a vision of t-the pwophet; but t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw +shaww pewish fwom t-the pwiest, and counsew fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ a-ancients. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 The king shaww mouwn, and t-the pwince shaww be cwothed with +desowation, and t-the h-hands of t-the peopwe of t-the wand shaww be twoubwed: +I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them aftew theiw way, and a-accowding to theiw desewts +wiww I j-judge t-them; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And it came to pass in t-the sixth y-yeaw, in t-the sixth m-month, in t-the +fifth day of t-the m-month, as I sat in minye h-house, and t-the ewdews of +Judah sat befowe me, that t-the hand of t-the Wowd GOD feww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon me. + +8-8:2 T-Then I behewd, and wo a wikenyess as t-the a-appeawance of fiwe: fwom +t-the a-appeawance of his woins even downwawd, fiwe; and fwom his woins +even upwawd, as t-the a-appeawance of b-bwightnyess, as t-the cowouw of ambew. + +8:3 And he put fowth t-the f-fowm of an hand, and took m-me by a w-wock of +minye h-head; and t-the spiwit w-wifted m-me up b-between t-the eawth and t-the +heaven, and b-bwought m-me in t-the visions of God to J-Jewusawem, to t-the doow +of t-the innyew gate that wooketh towawd t-the nyowth; whewe w-was t-the seat of +t-the i-image of jeawousy, which pwovoketh to jeawousy. + +8:4 And, b-behowd, t-the gwowy of t-the God of Iswaew w-was thewe, a-accowding +to t-the vision that I saw in t-the pwain. + +8-8:5 T-Then said he u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, wift up thinye eyes nyow t-the w-way +towawd t-the n-nyowth. S-So I w-wifted up minye eyes t-the w-way towawd t-the nyowth, +and (x_x)V b-behowd nyowthwawd a-at t-the gate of t-the awtaw this i-image of jeawousy +in t-the entwy. + +8:6 He said fuwthewmowe u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, seest t-thou what they do? +even t-the gweat abominyations that t-the house of Iswaew committeth hewe, +that I shouwd go faw off fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy? but tuwn thee (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, +and t-thou shawt s-see gweatew abominyations. + +8:7 And he b-bwought m-me to t-the doow of t-the couwt; and when I wooked, +(x_x)V b-behowd a h-howe in t-the waww. + +8:8 T-Then said he u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, dig nyow in t-the w-waww: and when I +h-had digged in t-the waww, (x_x)V b-behowd a d-doow. + +8:9 And he said u-unto me, Go in, and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the wicked abominyations +that they (^-^*)/ d-do hewe. + +8-8:10 S-So I went in and saw; and (x_x)V b-behowd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fowm of c-cweeping things, +and abominyabwe beasts, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the idows of t-the house of I-Iswaew, +p-pouwtwayed upon t-the waww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +8-8:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood befowe t-them s-seventy men of t-the a-ancients of t-the +house of I-Iswaew, and in t-the m-midst of t-them s-stood Jaazanyiah t-the son of +Shaphan, with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his censew in his hand; and a thick cwoud of +i-incense went (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +8:12 T-Then said he u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, hast t-thou s-seen what t-the +a-ancients of t-the house of Iswaew (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the dawk, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in t-the +c-chambews of his imagewy? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they say, t-the WOWD seeth us n-nyot; t-the WOWD +hath fowsaken t-the eawth. + +8-8:13 He said awso u-unto me, T-Tuwn thee (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, and t-thou shawt s-see +gweatew abominyations that they do. + +8:14 T-Then he b-bwought m-me to t-the doow of t-the gate of t-the WOWD's house +which w-was towawd t-the nyowth; and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe sat w-women weeping (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Tammuz. + +8:15 T-Then said he u-unto me, Hast t-thou s-seen this, O-O son of man? tuwn +thee (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, and t-thou shawt s-see gweatew abominyations than these. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And he b-bwought m-me into t-the innyew couwt of t-the WOWD's h-house, and, +b-behowd, a-at t-the doow of t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD, b-between t-the p-powch and +t-the awtaw, wewe about five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty men, with theiw backs towawd t-the +tempwe of t-the WOWD, and theiw faces towawd t-the east; and they +w-wowshipped t-the sun towawd t-the east. + +8:17 T-Then he said u-unto me, Hast t-thou s-seen this, O-O son of man? Is it a +wight t-thing to t-the house of Judah that they commit t-the abominyations +which they commit hewe? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have fiwwed t-the wand with viowence, +and have wetuwnyed to pwovoke m-me to angew: and, wo, they put t-the bwanch +to theiw nyose. + +8-8:18 Thewefowe wiww I awso d-deaw in f-fuwy: minye eye shaww nyot spawe, +nyeithew wiww I have p-pity: and t-though they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in minye eaws with a w-woud +voice, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I nyot h-heaw them. + +9:1 He cwied awso in minye eaws with a w-woud voice, s-saying, Cause t-them +that have chawge o-ovew t-the city to d-dwaw nyeaw, even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with his +destwoying w-weapon in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And, b-behowd, six men came fwom t-the w-way of t-the highew gate, which +wieth towawd t-the nyowth, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a swaughtew w-weapon in his hand; +and onye man among t-them w-was cwothed with winyen, with a w-wwitew's (♡°▽°♡) i-inkhown +by his s-side: and they went in, and s-stood beside t-the bwasen (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +9:3 And t-the gwowy of t-the God of Iswaew w-was gonye up fwom t-the chewub, +wheweupon he was, to t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the house. And he cawwed to t-the +man cwothed with winyen, which h-had t-the w-wwitew's (♡°▽°♡) i-inkhown by his side; +9:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Go thwough t-the m-midst of t-the city, +thwough t-the m-midst of J-Jewusawem, and s-set a mawk upon t-the f-foweheads of +t-the men that sigh and that (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations that be donye +in t-the m-midst t-theweof. + +9:5 And to t-the othews he said in minye h-heawing, Go ye aftew him thwough +t-the city, and smite: wet nyot youw eye spawe, nyeithew have ye p-pity: 9:6 +Sway u-uttewwy o-owd and (O.O) y-young, both maids, and ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, and +(-ω-、) w-women: but come nyot (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw any man upon whom is t-the mawk; and b-begin a-at +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. T-Then they began a-at t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient men which wewe befowe t-the +house. + +9:7 And he said u-unto t-them, Defiwe t-the h-house, and fiww t-the couwts with +t-the swain: go ye f-fowth. And they went fowth, and swew in t-the city. + +9:8 And it came to pass, whiwe they wewe swaying t-them, and I w-was weft, +that I feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, and cwied, and said, A-Ah Wowd G-GOD! wiwt t-thou +d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wesidue of Iswaew in thy pouwing out of thy fuwy upon +Jewusawem? 9:9 T-Then said he u-unto me, The i-inyiquity of t-the house of +Iswaew and Judah is exceeding g-gweat, and t-the wand is f-fuww of bwood, +and t-the city f-fuww of p-pewvewsenyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they say, The WOWD hath +fowsaken t-the eawth, and t-the WOWD seeth n-nyot. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me awso, minye eye shaww nyot spawe, nyeithew wiww I have +pity, but I wiww wecompense theiw w-way upon theiw head. + +9-9:11 And, b-behowd, t-the man cwothed with winyen, which h-had t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inkhown by +his side, wepowted t-the mattew, s-saying, I have donye as t-thou hast +commanded me. + +10:1 T-Then I wooked, and, b-behowd, in t-the fiwmament that w-was a-above t-the +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed o-ovew t-them as it wewe a s-sapphiwe +stonye, as t-the a-appeawance of t-the wikenyess of a thwonye. + +1-10:2 And he spake u-unto t-the man cwothed with winyen, and said, Go in +b-between t-the wheews, even undew t-the chewub, and fiww thinye hand with +coaws of fiwe fwom b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, and scattew t-them o-ovew t-the +city. And he went in in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. + +10:3 Nyow t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims s-stood on t-the wight side of t-the h-house, when t-the +man went in; and t-the cwoud fiwwed t-the innyew couwt. + +10:4 T-Then t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD went up fwom t-the chewub, and s-stood +o-ovew t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the h-house; and t-the house w-was fiwwed with t-the +c-cwoud, and t-the couwt w-was f-fuww of t-the bwightnyess of t-the WOWD's gwowy. + +1-10:5 And t-the s-sound of t-the chewubims' w-wings w-was heawd even to t-the outew +couwt, as t-the voice of t-the Awmighty God when he speaketh. + +10:6 And it came to pass, that when he h-had commanded t-the man cwothed +with winyen, s-saying, Take fiwe fwom b-between t-the wheews, fwom b-between +t-the chewubims; t-then he went in, and s-stood beside t-the w-wheews. + +10:7 And onye chewub stwetched fowth his hand fwom b-between t-the +(つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims u-unto t-the fiwe that w-was b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, and took +t-theweof, and put it into t-the h-hands of him that w-was cwothed with winyen: +who took it, and went ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +10:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed in t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims t-the f-fowm of a man's hand +undew theiw wings. + +10:9 And when I wooked, (x_x)V b-behowd t-the fouw wheews by t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, onye +wheew by onye chewub, and anyothew wheew by anyothew ~(>_<~) c-chewub: and t-the +a-appeawance of t-the wheews w-was as t-the cowouw of a bewyw stonye. + +10:10 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw appeawances, they fouw h-had onye w-wikenyess, as if +a wheew h-had b-been in t-the m-midst of a wheew. + +1-10:11 When they went, they went upon theiw fouw sides; they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot +as they went, but to t-the pwace whithew t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head wooked they f-fowwowed +it; they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot as they went. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And theiw w-whowe b-body, and theiw b-backs, and theiw hands, and +theiw w-wings, and t-the wheews, wewe f-fuww of eyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, even t-the +wheews that they fouw had. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wheews, it w-was cwied u-unto t-them in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-heawing, O-O +wheew. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-had fouw f-faces: t-the fiwst f-face w-was t-the f-face of a +chewub, and t-the second f-face w-was t-the f-face of a ^.^ m-man, and t-the thiwd t-the +f-face of a wion, and t-the fouwth t-the f-face of an eagwe. + +10:15 And t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims wewe w-wifted (＞ｍ＜) u-up. This is t-the wiving cweatuwe +that I saw by t-the wivew of Chebaw. + +1-10:16 And when t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims went, t-the wheews went by (=`ω´=) t-them: and when +t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims w-wifted up theiw w-wings to mount up fwom t-the eawth, t-the +same wheews awso (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot fwom beside them. + +1-10:17 When they stood, these stood; and when they wewe w-wifted up, +these w-wifted up themsewves awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit of t-the wiving cweatuwe +w-was in them. + +10:18 T-Then t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD depawted fwom off t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of +t-the h-house, and s-stood o-ovew t-the chewubims. + +10:19 And t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims w-wifted up theiw w-wings, and mounted up fwom t-the +eawth in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight: when they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-the wheews awso wewe beside +t-them, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye s-stood a-at t-the doow of t-the east gate of t-the WOWD's +h-house; and t-the gwowy of t-the God of Iswaew w-was o-ovew t-them above. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 This is t-the wiving cweatuwe that I saw undew t-the God of Iswaew +by t-the wivew of C-Chebaw; and I knyew that they wewe t-the chewubims. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Evewy onye h-had fouw faces apiece, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fouw wings; and +t-the wikenyess of t-the h-hands of a man w-was undew theiw wings. + +10:22 And t-the wikenyess of theiw faces w-was t-the same faces which I saw +by t-the wivew of C-Chebaw, theiw appeawances and themsewves: they went +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye stwaight fowwawd. + +11:1 Moweovew t-the spiwit w-wifted m-me up, and b-bwought m-me u-unto t-the east +gate of t-the WOWD's h-house, which wooketh eastwawd: and (x_x)V b-behowd a-at t-the +doow of t-the gate five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty men; among whom I saw Jaazanyiah t-the +son of Azuw, and Pewatiah t-the son of Benyaiah, pwinces of t-the peopwe. + +11:2 T-Then said he u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, these awe t-the men that d-devise +m-mischief, and g-give wicked counsew in this city: 11:3 W-Which say, I-It is +nyot n-nyeaw; wet us buiwd houses: this city is t-the cawdwon, and we be t-the +;;w;; f-fwesh. + +11:4 Thewefowe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-them, pwophesy, O-O son of m-man. + +11:5 And t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD feww upon me, and said u-unto me, S-Speak; +T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; T-Thus have ye said, O-O house of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow +t-the things that come into youw mind, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of them. + +11:6 Ye have m-muwtipwied youw s-swain in this city, and ye have fiwwed +t-the s-stweets theweof with t-the swain. + +11:7 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Youw s-swain whom ye have w-waid +in t-the m-midst of it, they awe t-the f-fwesh, and this city is t-the cawdwon: +but I wiww bwing you fowth out of t-the m-midst of it. + +11:8 Ye have feawed t-the swowd; and I wiww bwing a s-swowd upon y-you, +saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +11:9 And I wiww bwing you out of t-the m-midst t-theweof, and d-dewivew you +into t-the h-hands of stwangews, and wiww execute judgments among you. + +11:10 Ye shaww faww by t-the swowd; I wiww j-judge you in t-the bowdew of +I-Iswaew; and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +11:11 This city shaww nyot be youw cawdwon, nyeithew shaww ye be t-the +fwesh in t-the m-midst t-theweof; but I wiww j-judge you in t-the bowdew of +Iswaew: 11:12 And ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have nyot +wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, nyeithew executed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, but have donye +aftew t-the mannyews of t-the heathen that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about you. + +11:13 And it came to pass, when I (♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, that Pewatiah t-the son of +B-Benyaiah died. T-Then feww I down upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, and cwied with a w-woud +voice, and said, A-Ah Wowd G-GOD! wiwt t-thou make a f-fuww end of t-the wemnyant +of I-Iswaew? 11:14 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, +11:15 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, thy bwethwen, even thy bwethwen, t-the men of thy +kindwed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew whowwy, awe they u-unto whom t-the +i-inhabitants of Jewusawem have said, Get you faw fwom t-the WOWD: u-unto us +is this wand given in p-possession. + +11:16 Thewefowe say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Awthough I have cast +t-them faw off among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and awthough I have scattewed t-them +among t-the countwies, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I be to t-them as a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe sanctuawy in +t-the countwies whewe they shaww come. + +11:17 Thewefowe say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww even gathew you +fwom t-the p-peopwe, and assembwe you out of t-the countwies whewe ye have +b-been scattewed, and I wiww g-give you t-the wand of Iswaew. + +11:18 And they shaww come thithew, and they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +d-detestabwe things theweof and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations theweof fwom +thence. + +11:19 And I wiww g-give t-them onye heawt, and I wiww put a nyew spiwit +within you; and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the stony heawt out of theiw f-fwesh, and +wiww g-give t-them an heawt of fwesh: 11:20 That they may wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-statutes, and keep minye owdinyances, and (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: and they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +p-peopwe, and I wiww be theiw God. + +11:21 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them whose heawt w-wawketh aftew t-the heawt of theiw +d-detestabwe things and theiw abominyations, I wiww wecompense theiw w-way +upon theiw own heads, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +11:22 T-Then did t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims wift up theiw w-wings, and t-the wheews +beside t-them; and t-the gwowy of t-the God of Iswaew w-was o-ovew t-them above. + +1-11:23 And t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD went up fwom t-the m-midst of t-the city, +and s-stood upon t-the mountain which is on t-the east side of t-the city. + +11:24 Aftewwawds t-the spiwit took m-me up, and b-bwought m-me in a vision by +t-the Spiwit of God into Chawdea, to t-them of t-the captivity. S-So t-the +vision that I h-had s-seen went up fwom me. + +11:25 T-Then I spake u-unto t-them of t-the captivity (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that t-the +WOWD h-had shewed me. + +12:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD awso came u-unto me, s-saying, (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +t-thou dwewwest in t-the m-midst of a webewwious h-house, which have eyes to +see, and s-see n-nyot; they have eaws to h-heaw, and h-heaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe a +webewwious house. + +12:3 Thewefowe, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, p-pwepawe thee stuff (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wemoving, and +w-wemove by day in theiw sight; and t-thou shawt w-wemove fwom thy pwace to +anyothew pwace in theiw sight: it may be they wiww considew, t-though +they be a webewwious house. + +12:4 T-Then shawt t-thou bwing fowth thy stuff by day in theiw s-sight, as +stuff (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wemoving: and t-thou shawt go fowth a-at even in theiw s-sight, as +they that go fowth into captivity. + +1-12:5 Dig t-thou thwough t-the waww in theiw s-sight, and cawwy out theweby. + +12:6 In theiw sight shawt t-thou beaw it upon thy shouwdews, and cawwy +it fowth in t-the twiwight: t-thou shawt covew thy face, that t-thou s-see nyot +t-the gwound: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have s-set thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto t-the house of Iswaew. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And I did so as I w-was commanded: I b-bwought fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stuff by day, +as stuff (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-captivity, and in t-the even I digged thwough t-the waww with +minye hand; I b-bwought it fowth in t-the twiwight, and I bawe it upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +shouwdew in theiw sight. + +12:8 And in t-the mownying came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto me, s-saying, +12:9 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, hath nyot t-the house of I-Iswaew, t-the webewwious h-house, +said u-unto thee, What doest thou? 12:10 Say t-thou u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD; This ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden concewnyeth t-the pwince in J-Jewusawem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the house of Iswaew that awe among them. + +1-12:11 S-Say, I am youw sign: w-wike as I have donye, so shaww it be donye +u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: they shaww w-wemove and go into captivity. + +12:12 And t-the pwince that is among t-them shaww beaw upon his shouwdew +in t-the twiwight, and shaww go fowth: they shaww dig thwough t-the waww +to cawwy out theweby: he shaww covew his face, that he s-see nyot t-the +(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound with his eyes. + +12:13 My nyet awso wiww I spwead upon him, and he shaww be taken in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +snyawe: and I wiww bwing him to Babywon to t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans; +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww he nyot s-see it, t-though he shaww die thewe. + +12:14 And I wiww scattew towawd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wind (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe about him to +hewp him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bands; and I wiww d-dwaw out t-the s-swowd aftew them. + +1-12:15 And they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I shaww scattew +t-them among t-the n-nyations, and dispewse t-them in t-the c-countwies. + +12:16 But I wiww weave a f-few men of t-them fwom t-the swowd, fwom t-the +(≧◡≦) f-faminye, and fwom t-the p-pestiwence; that they may decwawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +abominyations among t-the heathen whithew they come; and they shaww knyow +that I am t-the WOWD. + +12:17 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to me, s-saying, (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 S-Son of +^.^ m-man, e-eat thy bwead with quaking, and dwink thy w-watew with twembwing +and with cawefuwnyess; 12:19 And say u-unto t-the peopwe of t-the wand, T-Thus +saith t-the Wowd GOD of t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, and of t-the wand of +I-Iswaew; They shaww e-eat theiw bwead with cawefuwnyess, and dwink theiw +w-watew with astonyishment, that hew wand may be desowate fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +is thewein, because of t-the viowence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that dweww thewein. + +12:20 And t-the c-cities that awe (✧ω✧) i-inhabited shaww be w-waid waste, and t-the +wand shaww be d-desowate; and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +1-12:21 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 12:22 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +what is that pwovewb that ye have in t-the wand of I-Iswaew, s-saying, The +days awe p-pwowonged, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy vision faiweth? 12:23 Teww t-them +thewefowe, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww make this pwovewb to cease, +and they shaww nyo mowe use it as a pwovewb in I-Iswaew; but say u-unto +t-them, The days awe a-at hand, and t-the effect of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy vision. + +12:24 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo mowe any vain vision (=`ω´=) n-nyow fwattewing +divinyation within t-the house of Iswaew. + +12:25 Fow I am t-the WOWD: I wiww speak, and t-the wowd that I shaww speak +shaww come to pass; it shaww be nyo mowe pwowonged: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in youw days, O-O +webewwious h-house, wiww I say t-the wowd, and wiww pewfowm it, saith t-the +Wowd G-GOD. + +12:26 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to me, (☆▽☆) s-saying. + +12:27 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, b-behowd, they of t-the house of Iswaew say, The vision +that he seeth is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many days to come, and he pwophesieth of t-the +times that awe faw off. + +12:28 Thewefowe say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Thewe shaww +nyonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds be pwowonged any m-mowe, but t-the wowd which I have +spoken shaww be donye, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +13:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 13:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-the pwophets of Iswaew that pwophesy, and say t-thou +u-unto t-them that ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy out of theiw own heawts, Heaw ye t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD; 13:3 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Woe u-unto t-the foowish pwophets, +that fowwow theiw own spiwit, and have s-seen nyothing! 13:4 O-O I-Iswaew, +thy pwophets awe w-wike t-the foxes in t-the desewts. + +13:5 Ye have nyot gonye up into t-the g-gaps, nyeithew m-made up t-the h-hedge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the house of Iswaew to stand in t-the battwe in t-the day of t-the WOWD. + +13:6 They have s-seen vanyity and wying d-divinyation, s-saying, The WOWD +s-saith: and t-the WOWD hath nyot sent (=`ω´=) t-them: and they have m-made othews to +hope that they w-wouwd ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm t-the wowd. + +13:7 H-Have ye nyot s-seen a vain vision, and have ye nyot spoken a wying +d-divinyation, w-wheweas ye say, The WOWD saith it; a-awbeit I have nyot +o(>< )o s-spoken? 13:8 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have +spoken v-vanyity, and s-seen w-wies, thewefowe, b-behowd, I am against y-you, +saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +13:9 And minye hand shaww be upon t-the pwophets that s-see v-vanyity, and +that divinye wies: they shaww nyot be in t-the assembwy of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, +nyeithew shaww they be wwitten in t-the w-wwiting of t-the house of I-Iswaew, +nyeithew shaww they entew into t-the wand of I-Iswaew; and ye shaww knyow +that I am t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +1-13:10 Because, even because they have s-seduced o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, s-saying, +Peace; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo peace; and onye b-buiwt up a waww, and, wo, +othews daubed it with untempewed m-mowtew: 1-13:11 Say u-unto t-them which +daub it with untempewed mowtew, that it shaww faww: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an +ovewfwowing showew; and ye, O-O gweat haiwstonyes, shaww f-faww; and a +stowmy wind shaww w-wend it. + +13:12 Wo, when t-the waww is ^.^ f-fawwen, shaww it nyot be said u-unto y-you, +Whewe is t-the daubing whewewith ye have daubed it? 13:13 Thewefowe +thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww even w-wend it with a stowmy wind in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fuwy; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an ovewfwowing showew in minye angew, and +gweat haiwstonyes in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy to consume it. + +13:14 S-So wiww I bweak down t-the waww that ye have daubed with +untempewed mowtew, and bwing it down to t-the g-gwound, so that t-the +f-foundation theweof shaww be discovewed, and it shaww faww, and ye +shaww be consumed in t-the m-midst theweof: and ye shaww knyow that I am +t-the WOWD. + +13:15 T-Thus wiww I accompwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath upon t-the waww, and upon t-them +that have daubed it with untempewed mowtew, and wiww say u-unto y-you, The +waww is nyo m-mowe, nyeithew they that daubed it; 1-13:16 To wit, t-the +pwophets of Iswaew which ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy c-concewnying J-Jewusawem, and which s-see +visions of peace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo p-peace, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +13:17 Wikewise, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, s-set thy f-face against t-the daughtews of +thy p-peopwe, which ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy out of theiw own heawt; and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy t-thou +against t-them, 13:18 And say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Woe to t-the w-women +that (*・ω・)ﾉ s-sew piwwows to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awmhowes, and make kewchiefs upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy statuwe to hunt souws! W-Wiww ye hunt t-the s-souws of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and +wiww ye s-save t-the s-souws a-awive that come u-unto y-you? 13:19 And wiww ye +powwute m-me among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow handfuws of bawwey and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pieces of +bwead, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the s-souws that shouwd nyot die, and to s-save t-the s-souws +a-awive that shouwd nyot wive, by youw wying to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe that h-heaw youw +wies? 1-13:20 Whewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against +youw piwwows, whewewith ye (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hunt t-the s-souws to make t-them fwy, and +I wiww teaw t-them fwom youw awms, and wiww wet t-the s-souws go, even t-the +s-souws that ye hunt to make t-them fwy. + +13:21 Youw kewchiefs awso wiww I teaw, and d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe out of +youw hand, and they shaww be nyo mowe in youw hand to be hunted; and ye +shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +13:22 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because with wies ye have m-made t-the heawt of t-the wighteous sad, +whom I have nyot m-made sad; and stwengthenyed t-the h-hands of t-the w-wicked, +that he shouwd nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom his wicked way, by pwomising him wife: +13:23 Thewefowe ye shaww s-see nyo mowe v-vanyity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow divinye divinyations: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe out of youw hand: and ye shaww knyow that +I am t-the WOWD. + +14:1 T-Then came c-cewtain of t-the ewdews of Iswaew u-unto me, and sat befowe +me. + +14:2 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 14:3 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +these men have s-set up theiw idows in theiw heawt, and put t-the +stumbwingbwock of theiw i-inyiquity befowe theiw f-face: shouwd I be +enquiwed of a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by them? 14:4 Thewefowe speak u-unto t-them, and say +u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Evewy man of t-the house of Iswaew +that setteth up his idows in his heawt, and putteth t-the stumbwingbwock +of his i-inyiquity befowe his face, and cometh to t-the pwophet; I t-the WOWD +wiww answew him that cometh a-accowding to t-the muwtitude of his idows; +1-14:5 That I may o(>ω<)o t-take t-the house of Iswaew in theiw own heawt, because +they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww estwanged fwom m-me thwough theiw idows. + +14:6 Thewefowe say u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; +Wepent, and tuwn youwsewves fwom youw idows; and tuwn away youw faces +fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw abominyations. + +14:7 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-the house of I-Iswaew, ow of t-the stwangew that +s-sojouwnyeth in I-Iswaew, which sepawateth himsewf fwom me, and setteth up +his idows in his heawt, and putteth t-the stumbwingbwock of his i-inyiquity +befowe his face, and cometh to a pwophet to enquiwe of him c-concewnying +m-me; I t-the WOWD wiww answew him by mysewf: 14:8 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face +against that ^.^ m-man, and wiww make him a (*´▽`*) s-sign and a pwovewb, and I wiww +cut him off fwom t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and ye shaww knyow that I am +t-the WOWD. + +14:9 And if t-the pwophet be d-deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I t-the +WOWD have d-deceived that pwophet, and I wiww s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand upon +him, and wiww d-destwoy him fwom t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. + +14:10 And they shaww beaw t-the punyishment of theiw i-inyiquity: t-the +punyishment of t-the pwophet shaww be even as t-the punyishment of him that +seeketh u-unto h-him; 14:11 That t-the house of Iswaew may go nyo mowe ( ~*-*)~ a-astway +fwom me, nyeithew be powwuted any mowe with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw twansgwessions; +but that they may be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I may be theiw G-God, saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD. + +1-14:12 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again to me, s-saying, 14:13 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +when t-the wand ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth against m-me by t-twespassing gwievouswy, t-then wiww +I s-stwetch out minye hand upon it, and wiww bweak t-the s-staff of t-the bwead +t-theweof, and wiww send faminye upon it, and wiww cut off man and beast +fwom i-it: 14:14 Though these thwee men, Nyoah, Danyiew, and Job, wewe in +it, they shouwd d-dewivew but theiw own s-souws by theiw wighteousnyess, +saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +1-14:15 If I c-cause nyoisome b-beasts to pass thwough t-the wand, and they +spoiw it, so that it be d-desowate, that nyo man may pass thwough because +of t-the beasts: 14:16 Though these thwee men wewe in it, as I wive, +saith t-the Wowd GOD, they shaww d-dewivew nyeithew sons (=`ω´=) n-nyow daughtews; +they onwy shaww be dewivewed, but t-the wand shaww be >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +14:17 Ow if I bwing a s-swowd upon that wand, and say, S-Swowd, go thwough +t-the wand; so that I cut off man and beast fwom i-it: (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 Though these +thwee men wewe in it, as I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, they shaww +d-dewivew nyeithew sons (=`ω´=) n-nyow (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, but they onwy shaww be dewivewed +themsewves. + +1-14:19 Ow if I send a pestiwence into that wand, and p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy +upon it in bwood, to cut off fwom it man and beast: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 Though Nyoah, +Danyiew, and J-Job wewe in it, as I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, they shaww +d-dewivew nyeithew son (=`ω´=) n-nyow d-daughtew; they shaww but d-dewivew theiw own +s-souws by theiw ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +1-14:21 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; How m-much mowe when I send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fouw +sowe judgments upon J-Jewusawem, t-the swowd, and t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and t-the +nyoisome beast, and t-the pestiwence, to cut off fwom it man and beast? +14:22 Yet, b-behowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be weft a wemnyant that shaww be +b-bwought fowth, both sons and daughtews: b-behowd, they shaww come fowth +u-unto y-you, and ye shaww s-see theiw w-way and theiw doings: and ye shaww be +c-comfowted c-concewnying t-the eviw that I have b-bwought upon J-Jewusawem, even +c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have b-bwought upon it. + +14:23 And they shaww comfowt y-you, when ye s-see theiw ways and theiw +doings: and ye shaww knyow that I have nyot donye without c-cause (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +I have donye in it, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +15:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +what is t-the vinye twee mowe than any twee, ow than a bwanch which is +among t-the twees of t-the fowest? 1-15:3 Shaww w-wood be taken theweof to (^-^*)/ d-do +any wowk? ow wiww men o(>ω<)o t-take a pin of it to h-hang any vessew t-theweon? +:3 1-15:4 Behowd, it is cast into t-the fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fuew; t-the fiwe devouweth +both t-the ends of it, and t-the m-midst of it is buwnyed. Is it meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any +wowk? 1-15:5 Behowd, when it w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, it w-was meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo wowk: how +m-much w-wess shaww it be meet (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any wowk, when t-the fiwe hath +devouwed it, and it is buwnyed? 15:6 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD; As t-the vinye twee among t-the twees of t-the f-fowest, which I have +given to t-the fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fuew, so wiww I g-give t-the i-inhabitants of +Jewusawem. + +15:7 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against t-them; they shaww go out fwom onye +f-fiwe, and anyothew fiwe shaww devouw t-them; and ye shaww knyow that I am +t-the WOWD, when I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against them. + +15:8 And I wiww make t-the wand d-desowate, because they have committed a +twespass, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +16:1 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 16:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +c-cause Jewusawem to knyow hew abominyations, 16:3 And say, T-Thus saith t-the +Wowd GOD u-unto Jewusawem; Thy biwth and thy nyativity is of t-the wand of +Canyaan; thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was an Amowite, and thy mothew an H-Hittite. + +16:4 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyativity, in t-the day t-thou wast bown thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *shuffles closer* n-nyavew w-was +nyot cut, nyeithew wast t-thou washed in w-watew to suppwe thee; t-thou wast +nyot sawted a-at a-aww, (=`ω´=) n-nyow swaddwed a-at aww. + +16:5 N-Nyonye eye p-pitied thee, to (^-^*)/ d-do any of these u-unto thee, to have +compassion upon thee; but t-thou wast cast out in t-the open fiewd, to t-the +w-wothing of thy (・_・ヾ p-pewson, in t-the day that t-thou wast bown. + +1-16:6 And when I passed by thee, and saw thee powwuted in thinye own +bwood, I said u-unto thee when t-thou wast in thy bwood, Wive; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I said +u-unto thee when t-thou wast in thy bwood, Wive. + +16:7 I have caused thee to m-muwtipwy as t-the bud of t-the fiewd, and t-thou +hast incweased and waxen g-gweat, and t-thou awt come to excewwent +ownyaments: thy b-bweasts awe f-fashionyed, and thinye haiw is gwown, w-wheweas +t-thou wast nyaked and bawe. + +16:8 Nyow when I passed by thee, and wooked upon thee, b-behowd, thy time +w-was t-the time of wove; and I spwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my skiwt o-ovew thee, and covewed thy +n-nyakednyess: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I swawe u-unto thee, and entewed into a c-covenyant with +thee, saith t-the Wowd GOD, and t-thou becamest minye. + +1-16:9 T-Then washed I thee with watew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I thwoughwy washed away thy +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fwom thee, and I anyointed thee with oiw. + +1-16:10 I cwothed thee awso with bwoidewed wowk, and shod thee with +badgews' s-skin, and I giwded thee about with finye winyen, and I covewed +thee with s-siwk. + +16:11 I decked thee awso with (✧∀✧)/ o-ownyaments, and I put bwacewets upon thy +hands, and a chain on thy nyeck. + +1-16:12 And I put a j-jewew on thy fowehead, and eawwings in thinye eaws, +and a beautifuw cwown upon thinye head. + +16:13 T-Thus wast t-thou decked with gowd and s-siwvew; and thy waiment w-was +of finye winyen, and siwk, and bwoidewed wowk; t-thou didst e-eat finye +fwouw, and honyey, and oiw: and t-thou wast exceeding beautifuw, and t-thou +didst p-pwospew into a (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +1-16:14 And thy wenyown went fowth among t-the heathen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy beauty: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +it w-was pewfect thwough o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my comewinyess, which I h-had put upon thee, saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +xDD 1-16:15 But t-thou didst t-twust in thinye own beauty, and pwayedst t-the +hawwot because of thy wenyown, and pouwedst out thy fownyications on +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that passed by; his it was. + +16:16 And of thy gawments t-thou didst take, and deckedst thy high +pwaces with divews cowouws, and pwayedst t-the hawwot theweupon: t-the +w-wike things shaww nyot come, nyeithew shaww it be so. + +1-16:17 T-Thou hast awso taken thy f-faiw jewews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gowd and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-siwvew, which I h-had given thee, and madest to t-thysewf images of men, +and didst commit w-whowedom with t-them, 1-16:18 And \(★ω★)/ t-tookest thy bwoidewed +gawments, and c-covewedst (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-thou hast s-set minye oiw and minye +i-incense befowe them. + +16:19 My meat awso which I gave thee, finye fwouw, and oiw, and honyey, +whewewith I fed thee, t-thou hast even s-set it befowe t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet +s-savouw: and thus it was, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +16:20 Moweovew t-thou hast taken thy sons and thy (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, whom t-thou +hast (￣ω￣) b-bownye u-unto me, and these hast t-thou sacwificed u-unto t-them to be +devouwed. Is this of thy whowedoms a smaww mattew, 16:21 That t-thou +hast s-swain o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, and dewivewed t-them to c-cause t-them to pass +thwough t-the fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them? 16:22 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations and +thy whowedoms t-thou hast nyot wemembewed t-the days of thy youth, when +t-thou wast nyaked and bawe, and wast powwuted in thy bwood. + +1-16:23 And it came to pass aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wickednyess, (woe, (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto +thee! saith t-the WOWD GOD;) 16:24 That t-thou hast awso b-buiwt u-unto thee +an (O.O) e-eminyent pwace, and hast m-made thee an high pwace in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stweet. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 T-Thou hast b-buiwt thy high pwace a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the way, and +hast m-made thy b-beauty to be abhowwed, and hast openyed thy feet to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye that passed by, and m-muwtipwied thy whowedoms. + +16:26 T-Thou hast awso committed fownyication with t-the Egyptians thy +nyeighbouws, gweat of fwesh; and hast incweased thy whowedoms, to +pwovoke m-me to angew. + +16:27 Behowd, thewefowe I have stwetched out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand o-ovew thee, and +have diminyished thinye owdinyawy food, and dewivewed thee u-unto t-the wiww +of t-them that hate thee, t-the daughtews of t-the Phiwistinyes, which awe +a-ashamed of thy wewd way. + +1-16:28 T-Thou hast pwayed t-the whowe awso with t-the Assywians, because t-thou +wast unsatiabwe; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou hast pwayed t-the hawwot with t-them, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +(＾▽＾') c-couwdest nyot be s-satisfied. + +16:29 T-Thou hast moweovew m-muwtipwied thy fownyication in t-the wand of +Canyaan u-unto Chawdea; and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou wast nyot satisfied thewewith. + +16:30 How weak is thinye heawt, saith t-the WOWD GOD, seeing t-thou doest +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, t-the wowk of an impewious whowish woman; 16:31 In +that t-thou b-buiwdest thinye (O.O) e-eminyent pwace in t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy way, and +makest thinye high pwace in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stweet; and hast nyot b-been as an +h-hawwot, in that t-thou s-scownyest h-hiwe; 16:32 But as a wife that +committeth a-aduwtewy, which taketh stwangews instead of hew husband! +1-16:33 They g-give gifts to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-whowes: but t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest thy gifts to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thy w-wovews, and hiwest t-them, that they may come u-unto thee on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +side (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy whowedom. + +16:34 And t-the contwawy is in thee fwom othew w-women in thy whowedoms, +w-wheweas nyonye fowwoweth thee to commit w-whowedoms: and in that t-thou +(*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest a wewawd, and nyo wewawd is given u-unto thee, thewefowe t-thou awt +contwawy. + +16:35 Whewefowe, O-O h-hawwot, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: 16:36 T-Thus saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thy fiwthinyess w-was pouwed (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and thy nyakednyess +d-discovewed thwough thy whowedoms with thy w-wovews, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +idows of thy abominyations, and by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thy c-chiwdwen, which +t-thou didst g-give u-unto t-them; 16:37 Behowd, thewefowe I wiww gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thy w-wovews, with whom t-thou hast taken p-pweasuwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that t-thou +hast woved, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that t-thou hast hated; I wiww even gathew +t-them (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about against thee, and wiww discovew thy nyakednyess u-unto +t-them, that they may s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy nyakednyess. + +1-16:38 And I wiww j-judge thee, as w-women that bweak wedwock and shed +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood awe judged; and I wiww g-give thee ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood in fuwy and jeawousy. + +16:39 And I wiww awso g-give thee into theiw hand, and they shaww thwow +down thinye (O.O) e-eminyent pwace, and shaww bweak down thy high pwaces: they +shaww s-stwip thee awso of thy cwothes, and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take thy f-faiw (♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, +and weave thee nyaked and bawe. + +＼(≧▽≦)／ 1-16:40 They shaww awso bwing up a company against thee, and they shaww +stonye thee with stonyes, and thwust thee thwough with theiw swowds. + +1-16:41 And they shaww buwn thinye houses with f-fiwe, and execute +judgments upon thee in t-the sight of many (-ω-、) w-women: and I wiww c-cause thee +to cease fwom pwaying t-the h-hawwot, and t-thou awso shawt g-give nyo h-hiwe any +mowe. + +16:42 S-So wiww I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy towawd thee to west, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy +shaww depawt fwom thee, and I wiww be quiet, and wiww be nyo mowe +angwy. + +1-16:43 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast nyot wemembewed t-the days of thy youth, but hast +fwetted m-me in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things; b-behowd, thewefowe I awso wiww +wecompense thy w-way upon thinye head, saith t-the Wowd GOD: and t-thou shawt +nyot commit this wewdnyess a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations. + +16:44 Behowd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that useth p-pwovewbs shaww use this pwovewb +against thee, s-saying, As is t-the mothew, so is hew daughtew. + +16:45 T-Thou awt thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's d-daughtew, that w-wotheth hew h-husband and hew +chiwdwen; and t-thou awt t-the s-sistew of thy sistews, which wothed theiw +husbands and theiw chiwdwen: youw mothew w-was an Hittite, and youw +o(>ω<)o f-fathew an Amowite. + +16:46 And thinye ewdew s-sistew is S-Samawia, she and hew daughtews that +dweww a-at thy weft hand: and thy youngew sistew, that d-dwewweth a-at thy +wight hand, is Sodom and hew daughtews. + +16:47 Y-Yet hast t-thou nyot wawked aftew theiw ways, (=`ω´=) n-nyow donye aftew theiw +abominyations: but, as if that wewe a vewy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe thing, t-thou wast +c-cowwupted mowe than they in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy w-ways. + +1-16:48 As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, Sodom thy s-sistew hath nyot donye, +she (=`ω´=) n-nyow hew (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, as t-thou hast donye, t-thou and thy daughtews. + +16:49 Behowd, this w-was t-the i-inyiquity of thy s-sistew Sodom, pwide, +fuwnyess of bwead, and a-abundance of idwenyess w-was in hew and in hew +(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, nyeithew did she stwengthen t-the hand of t-the poow and nyeedy. + +1-16:50 And they wewe haughty, and committed a-abominyation befowe me: +thewefowe I took t-them away as I saw good. + +16:51 N-Nyeithew hath Samawia committed hawf of thy sins; but t-thou hast +m-muwtipwied thinye abominyations mowe than they, and hast j-justified thy +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *moans* s-sistews in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations which t-thou hast donye. + +16:52 T-Thou awso, which hast judged thy sistews, beaw thinye own shame +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy s-sins that t-thou hast committed mowe abominyabwe than they: they +awe mowe wighteous than thou: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, be t-thou confounded awso, and beaw +thy shame, in that t-thou hast j-justified thy sistews. + +16:53 When I shaww bwing again theiw c-captivity, t-the captivity of Sodom +and hew (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and t-the captivity of Samawia and hew (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, +t-then wiww I bwing again t-the captivity of thy captives in t-the m-midst of +(=`ω´=) t-them: 16:54 That t-thou mayest beaw thinye own shame, and mayest be +confounded in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast donye, in that t-thou awt a comfowt u-unto +them. + +16:55 When thy sistews, Sodom and hew (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to theiw +f-fowmew estate, and Samawia and hew daughtews shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to theiw +f-fowmew estate, t-then t-thou and thy daughtews shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to youw f-fowmew +(o^ ^o) e-estate. + +16:56 Fow thy s-sistew Sodom w-was nyot m-mentionyed by thy mouth in t-the day +of thy pwide, 16:57 Befowe thy w-wickednyess w-was discovewed, as a-at t-the +time of thy wepwoach of t-the daughtews of Sywia, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about hew, t-the daughtews of t-the Phiwistinyes, which despise thee (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about. + +16:58 T-Thou hast (￣ω￣) b-bownye thy wewdnyess and thinye abominyations, saith t-the +WOWD. + +16:59 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww even d-deaw with thee as t-thou +hast donye, which hast (>_<) d-despised t-the o-oath in bweaking t-the covenyant. + +16:60 Nyevewthewess I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with thee in t-the days +of thy youth, and I wiww estabwish u-unto thee an evewwasting covenyant. + +16:61 T-Then t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thy ways, and be a-ashamed, when t-thou +shawt weceive thy sistews, thinye ewdew and thy youngew: and I wiww +g-give t-them u-unto thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, but nyot by thy covenyant. + +16:62 And I wiww estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with thee; and t-thou shawt knyow +that I am t-the WOWD: 16:63 That t-thou mayest wemembew, and be +confounded, and nyevew open thy mouth any mowe because of thy shame, +when I am pacified towawd thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast donye, saith t-the +Wowd G-GOD. + +17:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 17:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +put fowth a widdwe, and speak a pawabwe u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew; 17:3 +And say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; A-A gweat eagwe with gweat w-wings, +wongwinged, f-fuww of f-feathews, which h-had divews cowouws, came u-unto +Webanyon, and took t-the highest bwanch of t-the cedaw: 17:4 He cwopped off +t-the top of his young twigs, and cawwied it into a wand of twaffick; he +s-set it in a city of mewchants. + +17:5 He took awso of t-the seed of t-the wand, and pwanted it in a +f-fwuitfuw fiewd; he pwaced it by gweat w-watews, and s-set it as a wiwwow +t-twee. + +17:6 And it gwew, and became a spweading vinye of (T_T) *cries* w-wow statuwe, whose +bwanches (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed towawd him, and t-the woots theweof wewe undew him: so +it became a vinye, and b-bwought fowth bwanches, and shot fowth spwigs. + +17:7 Thewe w-was awso anyothew gweat eagwe with gweat w-wings and many +f-feathews: and, b-behowd, this vinye did bend hew woots towawd him, and +shot fowth hew bwanches towawd him, that he m-might w-watew it by t-the +fuwwows of hew p-pwantation. + +1-17:8 I-It w-was pwanted in a g-good soiw by gweat w-watews, that it m-might +bwing fowth bwanches, and that it m-might beaw f-fwuit, that it m-might be a +goodwy vinye. + +17:9 Say thou, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Shaww it pwospew? shaww he nyot +puww up t-the woots t-theweof, and cut off t-the fwuit t-theweof, that it +w-withew? it shaww withew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the weaves of hew spwing, even without +gweat p-powew ow many peopwe to pwuck it up by t-the woots t-theweof. + +17:10 Yea, b-behowd, being pwanted, shaww it pwospew? shaww it nyot +u-uttewwy withew, when t-the east wind toucheth it? it shaww withew in t-the +fuwwows whewe it gwew. + +17:11 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 17:12 Say +nyow to t-the webewwious h-house, K-Knyow ye nyot what these things mean? teww +t-them, Behowd, t-the king of Babywon is come to J-Jewusawem, and hath taken +t-the king t-theweof, and t-the pwinces t-theweof, and w-wed t-them with him to +(´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 17:13 And hath taken of t-the king's seed, and m-made a c-covenyant +with him, and hath taken an o-oath of him: he hath awso taken t-the mighty +of t-the wand: 17:14 That t-the kingdom m-might be b-base, that it m-might nyot +wift itsewf up, but that by keeping of his c-covenyant it m-might stand. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 But he webewwed against him in sending his (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows into +Egypt, that they m-might g-give him howses and m-much peopwe. Shaww he +pwospew? shaww he escape that doeth such (o^▽^o) t-things? ow shaww he bweak t-the +c-covenyant, and be dewivewed? 17:16 As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, +suwewy in t-the pwace whewe t-the king d-dwewweth that m-made him king, whose +o-oath he d-despised, and whose c-covenyant he bwake, even with him in t-the +m-midst of Babywon he shaww die. + +17:17 N-Nyeithew shaww Phawaoh with his mighty awmy and gweat company +make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in t-the waw, by c-casting up mounts, and buiwding fowts, to +cut off many pewsons: 17:18 Seeing he (>_<) d-despised t-the o-oath by bweaking +t-the c-covenyant, when, wo, he h-had given his hand, and hath donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +things, he shaww nyot escape. + +17:19 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; As I wive, suwewy minye o-oath +that he hath d-despised, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant that he hath bwoken, even it +wiww I wecompense upon his own head. + +17:20 And I wiww spwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyet upon him, and he shaww be taken in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +snyawe, and I wiww bwing him to Babywon, and wiww pwead with him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his twespass that he hath twespassed against me. + +17:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fugitives with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bands shaww faww by t-the +swowd, and they that wemain shaww be scattewed towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww winds: and +ye shaww knyow that I t-the WOWD have spoken it. + +17:22 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww awso o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the highest bwanch +of t-the high c-cedaw, and wiww s-set it; I wiww cwop off fwom t-the top of +his young twigs a tendew o-onye, and wiww pwant it upon an high mountain +and eminyent: 17:23 In t-the mountain of t-the height of Iswaew wiww I +pwant i-it: and it shaww bwing fowth boughs, and beaw f-fwuit, and be a +goodwy cedaw: and undew it shaww dweww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww foww of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wing; in t-the +shadow of t-the bwanches theweof shaww they dweww. + +17:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of t-the fiewd shaww knyow that I t-the WOWD have +b-bwought down t-the high twee, have exawted t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow twee, have dwied up +t-the gween twee, and have m-made t-the dwy twee to fwouwish: I t-the WOWD +have spoken and have donye it. + +18:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto m-me again, s-saying, 18:2 What mean +ye, that ye use this pwovewb c-concewnying t-the wand of I-Iswaew, s-saying, +The f-fathews have eaten s-souw g-gwapes, and t-the c-chiwdwen's t-teeth awe s-set +on e-edge? 18:3 As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, ye shaww nyot have +occasion any mowe to use this pwovewb in Iswaew. + +18:4 Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-souws awe minye; as t-the souw of t-the fathew, so awso +t-the souw of t-the son is minye: t-the souw that sinnyeth, it shaww die. + +18:5 But if a man be just, and (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wawfuw and (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, 18:6 +And hath nyot eaten upon t-the mountains, nyeithew hath w-wifted up his eyes +to t-the idows of t-the house of I-Iswaew, nyeithew hath defiwed his +nyeighbouw's wife, nyeithew hath come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to a menstwuous woman, 18:7 +And hath nyot oppwessed any, but hath westowed to t-the d-debtow his +pwedge, hath spoiwed nyonye by viowence, hath given his bwead to t-the +hungwy, and hath covewed t-the nyaked with a gawment; 18:8 He that hath +nyot given fowth upon usuwy, nyeithew hath taken any incwease, that hath +withdwawn his hand fwom inyiquity, hath executed twue j-judgment b-between +man and ^.^ m-man, 18:9 Hath wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and hath kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +judgments, to d-deaw twuwy; he is just, he shaww suwewy wive, saith t-the +Wowd G-GOD. + +18:10 If he beget a son that is a wobbew, a sheddew of bwood, and that +doeth t-the w-wike to any onye of these things, 1-18:11 And that doeth nyot +any of those duties, but even hath eaten upon t-the mountains, and +defiwed his nyeighbouw's wife, 18:12 Hath oppwessed t-the poow and nyeedy, +hath spoiwed by viowence, hath nyot westowed t-the pwedge, and hath +w-wifted up his eyes to t-the idows, hath committed abominyation, 18:13 +Hath given fowth upon usuwy, and hath taken incwease: shaww he t-then +w-wive? he shaww nyot w-wive: he hath donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these abominyations; he shaww +suwewy die; his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon h-him. + +18:14 Nyow, wo, if he beget a son, that seeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fathew's s-sins +which he hath donye, and consideweth, and doeth nyot such >_> w-wike, 18:15 +That hath nyot eaten upon t-the mountains, nyeithew hath w-wifted up his +eyes to t-the idows of t-the house of I-Iswaew, hath nyot defiwed his +nyeighbouw's wife, 18:16 N-Nyeithew hath oppwessed any, hath nyot +withhowden t-the pwedge, nyeithew hath spoiwed by viowence, but hath +given his bwead to t-the hungwy, and hath covewed t-the nyaked with a +gawment, 18:17 That hath taken off his hand fwom t-the poow, that hath +nyot weceived u-usuwy (=`ω´=) n-nyow incwease, hath executed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, hath +wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes; he shaww nyot die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the i-inyiquity of his +fathew, he shaww suwewy w-wive. + +18:18 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fathew, because he cwuewwy oppwessed, spoiwed his +b-bwothew by viowence, and did that which is nyot g-good among his p-peopwe, +wo, even he shaww die in his inyiquity. + +18:19 Y-Yet say ye, Why? doth nyot t-the son beaw t-the i-inyiquity of t-the +f-fathew? When t-the son hath donye that which is wawfuw and (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, and +hath kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and hath donye t-them, he shaww suwewy w-wive. + +18:20 The souw that sinnyeth, it shaww die. The son shaww nyot beaw t-the +i-inyiquity of t-the fathew, nyeithew shaww t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew beaw t-the i-inyiquity of +t-the son: t-the wighteousnyess of t-the wighteous shaww be upon him, and t-the +w-wickednyess of t-the wicked shaww be upon h-him. + +1-18:21 But if t-the wicked wiww tuwn fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his s-sins that he hath +committed, and keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wawfuw and +(=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, he shaww suwewy wive, he shaww nyot die. + +18:22 Aww his twansgwessions that he hath committed, they shaww nyot be +m-mentionyed u-unto him: in his wighteousnyess that he hath donye he shaww +w-wive. + +1-18:23 H-Have I any pweasuwe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the wicked shouwd die? saith t-the +Wowd GOD: and nyot that he shouwd (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom his ways, and w-wive? +18:24 But when t-the wighteous tuwnyeth away fwom his wighteousnyess, and +committeth inyiquity, and doeth a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations that +t-the wicked man doeth, shaww he w-wive? Aww his wighteousnyess that he +hath donye shaww nyot be m-mentionyed: in his twespass that he hath +twespassed, and in his sin that he hath sinnyed, in t-them shaww he die. + +18:25 Y-Yet ye say, The w-way of t-the WOWD is nyot e-equaw. Heaw n-nyow, O-O house +of I-Iswaew; Is nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way equaw? awe nyot youw ways unyequaw? 18:26 When +a wighteous man tuwnyeth away fwom his wighteousnyess, and committeth +inyiquity, and dieth in t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his i-inyiquity that he hath donye shaww +he die. + +18:27 A-Again, when t-the wicked man tuwnyeth away fwom his w-wickednyess that +he hath committed, and doeth that which is wawfuw and (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, he shaww +s-save his souw awive. + +18:28 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he consideweth, and tuwnyeth away fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +twansgwessions that he hath committed, he shaww suwewy wive, he shaww +nyot die. + +18:29 Y-Yet saith t-the house of I-Iswaew, The w-way of t-the WOWD is nyot e-equaw. +O-O house of I-Iswaew, awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways equaw? awe nyot youw ways unyequaw? +18:30 Thewefowe I wiww j-judge y-you, O-O house of I-Iswaew, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +a-accowding to his ways, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. Wepent, and tuwn youwsewves +fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw twansgwessions; so i-inyiquity shaww nyot be youw wuin. + +18:31 Cast away fwom you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw twansgwessions, wheweby ye have +twansgwessed; and make you a nyew heawt and a nyew spiwit: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why wiww +ye die, O-O house of I-Iswaew? (o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 Fow I have nyo pweasuwe in t-the death +of him that dieth, saith t-the Wowd GOD: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe tuwn youwsewves, and +wive OwO y-ye. + +19:1 Moweovew o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou up a wamentation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwinces of I-Iswaew, +19:2 And say, What is thy mothew? A-A wionyess: she way down among wions, +she n-nyouwished hew whewps among young wions. + +19:3 And she b-bwought up onye of hew whewps: it became a young wion, and +it (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed to catch t-the pwey; it devouwed m-men. + +19:4 The nyations awso heawd of h-him; he w-was taken in theiw pit, and +they b-bwought him with c-chains u-unto t-the wand of Egypt. + +19:5 Nyow when she saw that she h-had waited, and hew hope w-was w-wost, t-then +she took anyothew of hew whewps, and m-made him a young wion. + +1-19:6 And he went up and down among t-the wions, he became a young wion, +and (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed to catch t-the pwey, and devouwed m-men. + +19:7 And he knyew theiw desowate pawaces, and he w-waid waste theiw +cities; and t-the wand w-was d-desowate, and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof, by t-the +(＃`Д´) n-nyoise of his woawing. + +19:8 T-Then t-the nyations s-set against him on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side fwom t-the +pwovinces, and spwead theiw nyet o-ovew him: he w-was taken in theiw pit. + +19:9 And they put him in wawd in chains, and b-bwought him to t-the king +of |･ω･) B-Babywon: they b-bwought him into howds, that his voice shouwd nyo mowe +be heawd upon t-the mountains of Iswaew. + +19:10 Thy mothew is w-wike a vinye in thy bwood, pwanted by t-the watews: +she w-was f-fwuitfuw and f-fuww of bwanches by w-weason of many watews. + +1-19:11 And she h-had stwong (*^.^*) w-wods (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sceptwes of t-them that bawe wuwe, +and hew statuwe w-was exawted among t-the thick bwanches, and she appeawed +in hew height with t-the muwtitude of hew bwanches. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 But she w-was p-pwucked up in fuwy, she w-was cast down to t-the g-gwound, +and t-the east wind dwied up hew fwuit: hew stwong (*^.^*) w-wods wewe bwoken and +withewed; t-the fiwe consumed them. + +19:13 And nyow she is pwanted in t-the wiwdewnyess, in a dwy and thiwsty +gwound. + +19:14 And fiwe is gonye out of a wod of hew bwanches, which hath +devouwed hew f-fwuit, so that she hath nyo stwong wod to be a sceptwe to +w-wuwe. This is a wamentation, and shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wamentation. + +20:1 And it came to pass in t-the seventh y-yeaw, in t-the fifth m-month, t-the +(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, that c-cewtain of t-the ewdews of Iswaew came to +enquiwe of t-the WOWD, and sat befowe me. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto me, s-saying, 20:3 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +speak u-unto t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the +Wowd G-GOD; Awe ye come to enquiwe of m-me? As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, +I wiww nyot be enquiwed of by you. + +20:4 Wiwt t-thou j-judge t-them, son of ^.^ m-man, wiwt t-thou j-judge them? c-cause +t-them to knyow t-the abominyations of theiw fathews: 20:5 And say u-unto +t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; In t-the day when I chose I-Iswaew, and +w-wifted up minye hand u-unto t-the seed of t-the house of Jacob, and m-made +mysewf knyown u-unto t-them in t-the wand of Egypt, when I w-wifted up minye +hand u-unto t-them, s-saying, I am t-the WOWD youw God; 20:6 In t-the day that I +w-wifted up minye hand u-unto t-them, to bwing t-them fowth of t-the wand of +Egypt into a wand that I h-had espied (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, fwowing with miwk and +honyey, which is t-the gwowy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands: (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 T-Then said I u-unto t-them, +Cast ye away {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the abominyations of his eyes, and defiwe nyot +youwsewves with t-the idows of Egypt: I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +20:8 But they webewwed against me, and w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto me: they +did nyot {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man cast away t-the abominyations of theiw eyes, nyeithew +did they fowsake t-the idows of Egypt: t-then I said, I wiww p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fuwy upon t-them, to accompwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my angew against t-them in t-the m-midst of +t-the wand of Egypt. + +20:9 But I wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake, that it shouwd nyot be powwuted +befowe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, among whom they (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, in whose sight I m-made mysewf +knyown u-unto t-them, in bwinging t-them fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt. + +20:10 Whewefowe I caused t-them to go fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt, +and b-bwought t-them into t-the wiwdewnyess. + +2-20:11 And I gave t-them o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and shewed t-them o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, which +if a man do, he shaww even wive in them. + +2-20:12 Moweovew awso I gave t-them o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, to be a (*´▽`*) s-sign b-between m-me +and t-them, that they m-might knyow that I am t-the WOWD that sanctify them. + +2-20:13 But t-the house of Iswaew webewwed against m-me in t-the wiwdewnyess: +they wawked nyot in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and they (>_<) d-despised o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, which +if a man do, he shaww even wive in t-them; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths they gweatwy +powwuted: t-then I said, I w-wouwd p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon t-them in t-the +wiwdewnyess, to consume them. + +2-20:14 But I wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake, that it shouwd nyot be powwuted +befowe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, in whose sight I b-bwought t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +2-20:15 Y-Yet awso I w-wifted up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand u-unto t-them in t-the wiwdewnyess, that I +w-wouwd nyot bwing t-them into t-the wand which I h-had given t-them, fwowing +with miwk and honyey, which is t-the gwowy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands; 20:16 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because +they (>_<) d-despised o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and wawked nyot in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, but +powwuted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw heawt went aftew theiw idows. + +2-20:17 Nyevewthewess minye eye spawed t-them fwom destwoying t-them, nyeithew +did I make an end of t-them in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +20:18 But I said u-unto theiw chiwdwen in t-the wiwdewnyess, Wawk ye nyot in +t-the s-statutes of youw fathews, nyeithew o-obsewve theiw judgments, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +defiwe youwsewves with theiw (o･ω･o) i-idows: 2-20:19 I am t-the WOWD youw God; wawk +in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them; 20:20 And hawwow +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths; and they shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign b-between m-me and y-you, that ye may +knyow that I am t-the WOWD youw God. + +20:21 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the chiwdwen webewwed against me: they wawked +nyot in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, nyeithew kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, which if a +man do, he shaww even wive in t-them; they powwuted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths: t-then I +said, I w-wouwd p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon t-them, to accompwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my angew +against t-them in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +2-20:22 Nyevewthewess I w-withdwew minye hand, and wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's +sake, that it shouwd nyot be powwuted in t-the sight of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, in +whose sight I b-bwought t-them f-fowth. + +20:23 I w-wifted up minye hand u-unto t-them awso in t-the wiwdewnyess, that I +w-wouwd scattew t-them among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and dispewse t-them thwough t-the +countwies; 20:24 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they h-had nyot executed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, but h-had +(>_<) d-despised o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and h-had powwuted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, and theiw eyes +wewe aftew theiw f-fathews' idows. + +20:25 Whewefowe I gave t-them awso s-statutes that wewe nyot g-good, and +judgments wheweby they shouwd nyot wive; 20:26 And I powwuted t-them in +theiw own gifts, in that they caused to pass thwough t-the fiwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +openyeth t-the womb, that I m-might make t-them d-desowate, to t-the end that +they m-might knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +2-20:27 Thewefowe, son of ^.^ m-man, speak u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew, and say +u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Y-Yet in this youw f-fathews have +bwasphemed me, in that they have committed a twespass against me. + +20:28 Fow when I h-had b-bwought t-them into t-the wand, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the which I +w-wifted up minye hand to g-give it to t-them, t-then they saw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high h-hiww, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the thick twees, and they offewed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe theiw sacwifices, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they pwesented t-the pwovocation of theiw o-offewing: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awso +they m-made theiw sweet savouw, and pouwed out (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe theiw dwink +offewings. + +20:29 T-Then I said u-unto t-them, What is t-the high pwace wheweunto ye go? +And t-the nyame wheweof is cawwed Bamah u-unto this d-day. + +20:30 Whewefowe say u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; +Awe ye powwuted aftew t-the m-mannyew of youw fathews? and commit ye +w-whowedom aftew theiw abominyations? 2-20:31 Fow when ye offew youw +gifts, when ye make youw sons to pass thwough t-the f-fiwe, ye powwute +youwsewves with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw idows, even u-unto this day: and shaww I be +enquiwed of by y-you, O-O house of I-Iswaew? As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, +I wiww nyot be enquiwed of by you. + +20:32 And that which cometh into youw mind shaww nyot be a-at a-aww, that +ye say, We wiww be as t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, as t-the famiwies of t-the countwies, +to sewve w-wood and stonye. + +20:33 As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, suwewy with a mighty hand, and +with a stwetched out awm, and with fuwy pouwed (* ^ ω ^) o-out, wiww I w-wuwe o-ovew +you: 2-20:34 And I wiww bwing you out fwom t-the p-peopwe, and wiww gathew +you out of t-the countwies whewein ye awe scattewed, with a mighty hand, +and with a stwetched out awm, and with fuwy pouwed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +20:35 And I wiww bwing you into t-the wiwdewnyess of t-the p-peopwe, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I pwead with you f-face to (￣ω￣) f-face. + +20:36 Wike as I (＃￣ω￣) p-pweaded with youw f-fathews in t-the wiwdewnyess of t-the +wand of Egypt, so wiww I pwead with y-you, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +20:37 And I wiww c-cause you to pass undew t-the wod, and I wiww bwing you +into t-the bond of t-the covenyant: 20:38 And I wiww puwge out fwom among +you t-the webews, and t-them that twansgwess against me: I wiww bwing t-them +fowth out of t-the c-countwy whewe they sojouwn, and they shaww nyot entew +into t-the wand of Iswaew: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +20:39 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, O-O house of I-Iswaew, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Go ye, +sewve ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his idows, and heweaftew awso, if ye wiww nyot +heawken u-unto me: but powwute ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame nyo mowe with youw gifts, +and with youw idows. + +(*^.^*) 2-20:40 Fow in minye h-howy mountain, in t-the mountain of t-the height of +I-Iswaew, saith t-the Wowd GOD, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +of t-them in t-the wand, sewve me: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I a-accept t-them, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wiww I wequiwe youw offewings, and t-the fiwstfwuits of youw obwations, +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw h-howy things. + +20:41 I wiww a-accept you with youw sweet savouw, when I bwing you out +fwom t-the p-peopwe, and gathew you out of t-the countwies whewein ye have +b-been scattewed; and I wiww be sanctified in you befowe t-the heathen. + +20:42 And ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I shaww bwing you +into t-the wand of I-Iswaew, into t-the c-countwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the which I w-wifted up +minye hand to g-give it to youw fathews. + +20:43 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew youw ways, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw doings, +whewein ye have b-been defiwed; and ye shaww wothe youwsewves in youw +own sight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw eviws that ye have committed. + +20:44 And ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD when I have wwought with +you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake, nyot a-accowding to youw wicked ways, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +a-accowding to youw cowwupt doings, O-O ye house of I-Iswaew, saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD. + +20:45 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 20:46 S-Son of +^.^ m-man, s-set thy f-face towawd t-the south, and dwop thy wowd towawd t-the +south, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-the fowest of t-the south fiewd; 2-20:47 And +say to t-the fowest of t-the south, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; T-Thus saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww kindwe a fiwe in thee, and it shaww +devouw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee in thee, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy dwy twee: t-the fwaming fwame +shaww nyot be quenched, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faces fwom t-the south to t-the nyowth shaww +be buwnyed thewein. + +20:48 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh shaww s-see that I t-the WOWD have kindwed i-it: it +shaww nyot be quenched. + +20:49 T-Then said I, A-Ah Wowd G-GOD! they say of me, Doth he nyot speak +p-pawabwes? 21:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 21:2 +S-Son of ^.^ m-man, s-set thy f-face towawd J-Jewusawem, and dwop thy wowd towawd +t-the h-howy pwaces, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-the wand of I-Iswaew, 21:3 And say +to t-the wand of I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I am against thee, +and wiww d-dwaw fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd out of his (*・ω・)ﾉ s-sheath, and wiww cut off fwom +thee t-the wighteous and t-the wicked. + +21:4 Seeing t-then that I wiww cut off fwom thee t-the wighteous and t-the +w-wicked, thewefowe shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd go fowth out of his (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) s-sheath against +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh fwom t-the south to t-the n-nyowth: 21:5 That (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh may knyow +that I t-the WOWD have dwawn fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd out of his sheath: it shaww +nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn any mowe. + +2-21:6 Sigh thewefowe, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, with t-the bweaking of thy woins; +and with bittewnyess sigh befowe theiw eyes. + +21:7 And it shaww be, when they say u-unto thee, Whewefowe sighest thou? +that t-thou shawt a-answew, Fow t-the xDD t-tidings; because it cometh: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +heawt shaww mewt, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-hands shaww be feebwe, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy spiwit +shaww faint, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww k-knyees shaww be weak as watew: b-behowd, it cometh, +and shaww be b-bwought to pass, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +21:8 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 21:9 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +pwophesy, and say, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; S-Say, A-A swowd, a s-swowd is +shawpenyed, and awso fuwbished: 21:10 I-It is shawpenyed to make a sowe +s-swaughtew; it is fuwbished that it may gwittew: shouwd we t-then make +m-miwth? it contemnyeth t-the wod of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, as {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-twee. + +21:11 And he hath given it to be fuwbished, that it may be handwed: +this s-swowd is shawpenyed, and it is fuwbished, to g-give it into t-the hand +of t-the swayew. + +21:12 Cwy and howw, son of man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww be upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, it +shaww be upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of Iswaew: tewwows by w-weason of t-the +s-swowd shaww be upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: smite thewefowe upon thy thigh. + +2-21:13 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because it is a t-twiaw, and what if t-the s-swowd c-contemn even t-the +wod? it shaww be nyo m-mowe, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +21:14 T-Thou thewefowe, son of ^.^ m-man, pwophesy, and smite thinye h-hands +togethew. and wet t-the s-swowd be doubwed t-the thiwd time, t-the s-swowd of +t-the swain: it is t-the s-swowd of t-the gweat men that awe swain, which +enteweth into theiw pwivy chambews. + +2-21:15 I have s-set t-the point of t-the s-swowd against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw gates, that +theiw heawt may faint, and theiw wuins be m-muwtipwied: ah! it is m-made +bwight, it is wwapped up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swaughtew. + +21:16 Go thee onye w-way ow othew, eithew on t-the wight hand, ow on t-the +weft, whithewsoevew thy f-face is s-set. + +21:17 I wiww awso smite minye h-hands togethew, and I wiww c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy +to west: I t-the WOWD have said it. + +2-21:18 The wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto m-me again, s-saying, 2-21:19 Awso, +t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, appoint thee two ways, that t-the s-swowd of t-the king of +Babywon may c-come: both (^-^*)/ t-twain shaww come fowth out of onye wand: and +choose t-thou a pwace, choose it a-at t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the w-way to t-the city. + +21:20 Appoint a way, that t-the s-swowd may come to Wabbath of t-the +Ammonyites, and to Judah in Jewusawem t-the defenced. + +21:21 Fow t-the king of Babywon s-stood a-at t-the p-pawting of t-the way, a-at t-the +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the two ways, to use divinyation: he m-made his awwows bwight, he +c-consuwted with images, he wooked in t-the wivew. + +2-21:22 {{ (>_<) }} A-At his wight hand w-was t-the divinyation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jewusawem, to appoint +captains, to open t-the mouth in t-the swaughtew, to wift up t-the voice +with shouting, to appoint battewing wams against t-the gates, to cast a +mount, and to buiwd a fowt. + +21:23 And it shaww be u-unto t-them as a f-fawse divinyation in theiw s-sight, +to t-them that have swown oaths: but he wiww caww to w-wemembwance t-the +inyiquity, that they may be taken. + +21:24 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have m-made youw +i-inyiquity to be wemembewed, in that youw twansgwessions awe discovewed, +so that in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw doings youw s-sins (^-^*)/ d-do a-appeaw; because, I say, that +ye awe come to w-wemembwance, ye shaww be taken with t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +21:25 And thou, pwofanye wicked pwince of I-Iswaew, whose day is come, +when i-inyiquity shaww have an end, 21:26 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Wemove +t-the d-diadem, and o(>ω<)o t-take off t-the cwown: this shaww nyot be t-the same: e-exawt +him that is wow, and abase him that is high. + +21:27 I wiww ovewtuwn, ovewtuwn, ovewtuwn, i-it: and it shaww be nyo +m-mowe, untiw he come whose wight it is; and I wiww g-give it h-him. + +21:28 And thou, son of ^.^ m-man, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy and say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD +c-concewnying t-the Ammonyites, and c-concewnying theiw wepwoach; even say +thou, The swowd, t-the s-swowd is dwawn: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swaughtew it is +fuwbished, to consume because of t-the g-gwittewing: 21:29 Whiwes they s-see +vanyity u-unto thee, whiwes they divinye a w-wie u-unto thee, to bwing thee +upon t-the nyecks of t-them that awe swain, of t-the w-wicked, whose day is +come, when theiw i-inyiquity shaww have an end. + +2-21:30 Shaww I c-cause it to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into his sheath? I wiww j-judge thee in +t-the pwace whewe t-thou wast cweated, in t-the wand of thy n-nyativity. + +21:31 And I wiww p-pouw out minye indignyation upon thee, I wiww b-bwow +against thee in t-the fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath, and d-dewivew thee into t-the hand +of bwutish men, and skiwfuw to d-destwoy. + +21:32 T-Thou shawt be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fuew to t-the fiwe; thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be in t-the +m-midst of t-the wand; t-thou shawt be nyo mowe wemembewed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD +have spoken it. + +22:1 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 2-22:2 Nyow, +t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, wiwt t-thou judge, wiwt t-thou j-judge t-the bwoody city? +(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou shawt s-shew hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew abominyations. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 T-Then say thou, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, The city sheddeth ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +in t-the m-midst of it, that hew time may come, and m-maketh idows against +hewsewf to defiwe hewsewf. + +22:4 T-Thou awt become g-guiwty in thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that t-thou hast shed; and hast +defiwed t-thysewf in thinye idows which t-thou hast m-made; and t-thou hast +caused thy days to d-dwaw nyeaw, and awt come even u-unto thy yeaws: +thewefowe have I m-made thee a wepwoach u-unto t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and a mocking +to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-countwies. + +2-22:5 Those that be nyeaw, and those that be faw fwom thee, shaww mock +thee, which awt i-infamous and m-much vexed. + +22:6 Behowd, t-the pwinces of I-Iswaew, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye wewe in thee to theiw +p-powew to shed bwood. + +22:7 In thee have they s-set wight by o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew: in t-the m-midst of +thee have they d-deawt by oppwession with t-the stwangew: in thee have +they vexed t-the fathewwess and t-the widow. + +22:8 T-Thou hast (>_<) d-despised minye h-howy things, and hast pwofanyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sabbaths. + +22:9 In thee awe men that cawwy tawes to shed b-bwood: and in thee they +e-eat upon t-the mountains: in t-the m-midst of thee they commit ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *blushes* w-wewdnyess. + +22:10 In thee have they d-discovewed theiw f-fathews' n-nyakednyess: in thee +have they humbwed hew that w-was s-set apawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow powwution. + +22:11 And onye hath committed a-abominyation with his nyeighbouw's wife; +and anyothew hath wewdwy defiwed his daughtew in waw; and anyothew in +thee hath humbwed his sistew, his fathew's daughtew. + +22:12 In thee have they taken gifts to shed bwood; t-thou hast taken +u-usuwy and incwease, and t-thou hast gweediwy gainyed of thy uWu n-nyeighbouws by +extowtion, and hast fowgotten me, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +22:13 Behowd, thewefowe I have smitten minye hand a-at thy dishonyest gain +which t-thou hast made, and a-at thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood which hath b-been in t-the m-midst of +thee. + +22:14 Can thinye heawt enduwe, ow c-can thinye h-hands be stwong, in t-the +days that I shaww d-deaw with thee? I t-the WOWD have spoken it, and wiww +(^-^*)/ d-do it. + +22:15 And I wiww scattew thee among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and dispewse thee in +t-the countwies, and wiww consume thy fiwthinyess out of thee. + +22:16 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take thinye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-thysewf in t-the sight of +t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and t-thou shawt knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 22:18 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +t-the house of Iswaew is to m-me become ( ╥ω╥ ) d-dwoss: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they awe b-bwass, and +tin, and i-iwon, and wead, in t-the m-midst of t-the fuwnyace; they awe even +t-the dwoss of siwvew. + +22:19 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww become +dwoss, b-behowd, thewefowe I wiww gathew you into t-the m-midst of +Jewusawem. + +22:20 As they gathew s-siwvew, and b-bwass, and i-iwon, and wead, and tin, +into t-the m-midst of t-the fuwnyace, to b-bwow t-the fiwe upon it, to mewt it; +so wiww I gathew you in minye angew and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, and I wiww weave +you thewe, and mewt you. + +22:21 Yea, I wiww gathew y-you, and b-bwow upon you in t-the fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wwath, and ye shaww be mewted in t-the m-midst thewof. + +2-22:22 As s-siwvew is mewted in t-the m-midst of t-the fuwnyace, so shaww ye be +mewted in t-the m-midst t-theweof; and ye shaww knyow that I t-the WOWD have +pouwed out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon you. + +22:23 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 22:24 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +say u-unto hew, T-Thou awt t-the wand that is nyot cweansed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wainyed upon +in t-the day of i-indignyation. + +22:25 Thewe is a conspiwacy of hew pwophets in t-the m-midst t-theweof, w-wike +a woawing w-wion wavenying t-the pwey; they have devouwed s-souws; they have +taken t-the tweasuwe and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things; they have m-made hew many widows +in t-the m-midst t-theweof. + +22:26 Hew pwiests have v-viowated o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, and have pwofanyed minye h-howy +things: they have put nyo diffewence b-between t-the h-howy and pwofanye, +nyeithew have they shewed diffewence b-between t-the uncwean and t-the cwean, +and have hid theiw eyes fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, and I am pwofanyed among +them. + +22:27 Hew pwinces in t-the m-midst theweof awe w-wike w-wowves wavenying t-the +pwey, to shed bwood, and to d-destwoy souws, to get dishonyest gain. + +22:28 And hew pwophets have daubed t-them with untempewed mowtew, seeing +v-vanyity, and divinying wies u-unto t-them, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, +when t-the WOWD hath nyot spoken. + +22:29 The peopwe of t-the wand have used oppwession, and exewcised +wobbewy, and have vexed t-the poow and n-nyeedy: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they have oppwessed +t-the stwangew w-wwongfuwwy. + +22:30 And I sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man among t-them, that shouwd make up t-the +hedge, and stand in t-the g-gap befowe m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand, that I shouwd nyot +d-destwoy i-it: but I f-found n-nyonye. + +22:31 Thewefowe have I pouwed out minye indignyation upon t-them; I have +consumed t-them with t-the fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wwath: theiw own w-way have I +>_< w-wecompensed upon theiw heads, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +23:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 23:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe two (*°▽°*) w-women, t-the daughtews of onye mothew: 23:3 And they +committed whowedoms in Egypt; they committed whowedoms in theiw youth: +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe theiw b-bweasts pwessed, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they bwuised t-the teats of +theiw viwginyity. + +23:4 And t-the nyames of t-them wewe A-Ahowah t-the ewdew, and Ahowibah hew +sistew: and they wewe minye, and they bawe sons and daughtews. T-Thus +wewe theiw nyames; Samawia is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) A-Ahowah, and Jewusawem Ahowibah. + +23:5 And A-Ahowah pwayed t-the hawwot when she w-was minye; and she doted on +hew w-wovews, on t-the A-Assywians hew nyeighbouws, 23:6 W-Which wewe cwothed +with bwue, captains and wuwews, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them desiwabwe young men, +howsemen widing upon howses. + +2-23:7 T-Thus she committed hew whowedoms with t-them, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that +wewe t-the chosen men of A-Assywia, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww on whom she doted: with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw idows she defiwed hewsewf. + +2-23:8 N-Nyeithew weft she hew whowedoms b-bwought fwom Egypt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in hew +youth they way with hew, and they bwuised t-the b-bweasts of hew +v-viwginyity, and pouwed theiw w-whowedom upon hew. + +23:9 Whewefowe I have dewivewed hew into t-the hand of hew w-wovews, into +t-the hand of t-the Assywians, upon whom she >_< d-doted. + +23:10 These d-discovewed hew n-nyakednyess: they took hew sons and hew +(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and swew hew with t-the (--_--) s-swowd: and she became famous among +♡(｡- ω -) w-women; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had executed j-judgment upon hew. + +23:11 And when hew s-sistew Ahowibah saw this, she w-was mowe cowwupt in +hew inyowdinyate wove than she, and in hew whowedoms mowe than hew +s-sistew in hew whowedoms. + +23:12 She doted upon t-the A-Assywians hew nyeighbouws, captains and wuwews +cwothed most g-gowgeouswy, howsemen widing upon howses, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them +desiwabwe young m-men. + +2-23:13 T-Then I saw that she w-was defiwed, that they took both onye way, +23:14 And that she incweased hew w-whowedoms: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow when she saw men +p-pouwtwayed upon t-the waww, t-the images of t-the Chawdeans p-pouwtwayed with +vewmiwion, 23:15 Giwded with giwdwes upon theiw w-woins, exceeding in +dyed attiwe upon theiw heads, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them pwinces to wook t-to, aftew +t-the m-mannyew of t-the Babywonyians of Chawdea, t-the wand of theiw n-nyativity: +23:16 And as soon as she saw t-them with hew eyes, she doted upon t-them, +and sent m-messengews u-unto t-them into Chawdea. + +23:17 And t-the Babywonyians came to hew into t-the b-bed of wove, and they +defiwed hew with theiw w-whowedom, and she w-was powwuted with t-them, and +hew mind w-was awienyated fwom them. + +23:18 S-So she d-discovewed hew whowedoms, and d-discovewed hew n-nyakednyess: +t-then o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind w-was awienyated fwom hew, w-wike as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind w-was awienyated +fwom hew s-sistew. + +23:19 Y-Yet she m-muwtipwied hew whowedoms, in cawwing to w-wemembwance t-the +days of hew youth, whewein she h-had pwayed t-the hawwot in t-the wand of +Egypt. + +23:20 Fow she doted upon theiw pawamouws, whose fwesh is as t-the fwesh +of asses, and whose i-issue is w-wike t-the i-issue of howses. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 T-Thus t-thou cawwedst to w-wemembwance t-the wewdnyess of thy youth, in +bwuising thy teats by t-the Egyptians (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-paps of thy youth. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 Thewefowe, O-O Ahowibah, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww +w-waise up thy wovews against thee, fwom whom thy mind is awienyated, and +I wiww bwing t-them against thee on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side; 23:23 The Babywonyians, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the C-Chawdeans, Pekod, and Shoa, and Koa, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the A-Assywians +with (=`ω´=) t-them: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them desiwabwe young men, captains and wuwews, gweat +wowds and wenyownyed, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them widing upon howses. + +23:24 And they shaww come against thee with c-chawiots, wagons, and +wheews, and with an assembwy of p-peopwe, which shaww s-set against thee +buckwew and shiewd and hewmet (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: and I wiww s-set j-judgment +befowe t-them, and they shaww j-judge thee a-accowding to theiw judgments. + +23:25 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy against thee, and they shaww d-deaw +fuwiouswy with t-thee: they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away thy nyose and thinye eaws; and +thy wemnyant shaww faww by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take thy sons and thy +daughtews; and thy wesidue shaww be devouwed by t-the fiwe. + +23:26 They shaww awso s-stwip thee out of thy cwothes, and o(>ω<)o t-take away thy +f-faiw jewews. + +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 T-Thus wiww I make thy wewdnyess to cease fwom thee, and thy +w-whowedom b-bwought fwom t-the wand of Egypt: so that t-thou shawt nyot wift +up thinye eyes u-unto t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew Egypt any mowe. + +23:28 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww d-dewivew thee into +t-the hand of t-them whom t-thou hatest, into t-the hand of t-them fwom whom thy +mind is awienyated: 23:29 And they shaww d-deaw with thee hatefuwwy, and +shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wabouw, and shaww weave thee nyaked and bawe: +and t-the nyakednyess of thy whowedoms shaww be discovewed, both thy +wewdnyess and thy whowedoms. + +o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do these things u-unto thee, because t-thou hast gonye a +whowing aftew t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and because t-thou awt powwuted with theiw +idows. + +23:31 T-Thou hast wawked in t-the w-way of thy sistew; thewefowe wiww I g-give +hew cup into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +23:32 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; T-Thou shawt dwink of thy sistew's cup +(☆▽☆) d-deep and wawge: t-thou shawt be w-waughed to s-scown and h-had in dewision; it +c-containyeth much. + +2-23:33 T-Thou shawt be fiwwed with dwunkennyess and sowwow, with t-the cup +of (✧ω✧) a-astonyishment and desowation, with t-the cup of thy s-sistew Samawia. + +2-23:34 T-Thou shawt even dwink it and suck it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-thou shawt bweak +t-the shewds t-theweof, and pwuck off thinye own bweasts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have spoken +it, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +2-23:35 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast fowgotten +me, and cast m-me behind thy b-back, thewefowe beaw t-thou awso thy wewdnyess +and thy whowedoms. + +23:36 The WOWD said moweovew u-unto m-me; S-Son of ^.^ m-man, wiwt t-thou j-judge +A-Ahowah and Ahowibah? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, decwawe u-unto t-them theiw abominyations; 23:37 +That they have committed a-aduwtewy, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is in theiw hands, and +with theiw idows have they committed a-aduwtewy, and have awso caused +theiw ^-^ s-sons, whom they bawe u-unto me, to pass (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them thwough t-the f-fiwe, +to devouw them. + +23:38 Moweovew this they have donye u-unto me: they have defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sanctuawy in t-the same day, and have pwofanyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths. + +2-23:39 Fow when they h-had s-swain theiw chiwdwen to theiw idows, t-then they +came t-the same day into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy to pwofanye it; and, wo, thus have +they donye in t-the m-midst of minye house. + +2-23:40 And fuwthewmowe, that ye have sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow men to come fwom faw, +u-unto whom a messengew w-was s-sent; and, wo, they came: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom t-thou +didst w-wash xDD t-thysewf, p-paintedst thy eyes, and deckedst t-thysewf with +(✧∀✧)/ o-ownyaments, 23:41 And satest upon a s-statewy bed, and a tabwe pwepawed +befowe it, wheweupon t-thou hast s-set minye i-incense and minye oiw. + +23:42 And a voice of a muwtitude being a-at ease w-was with hew: and with +t-the men of t-the common sowt wewe b-bwought Sabeans fwom t-the wiwdewnyess, +which put bwacewets upon theiw hands, and beautifuw cwowns upon theiw +heads. + +23:43 T-Then said I u-unto hew that w-was o-owd in aduwtewies, W-Wiww they nyow +commit whowedoms with hew, and she with them? 23:44 Y-Yet they went in +u-unto hew, as they go in u-unto a woman that pwayeth t-the h-hawwot: so went +they in u-unto A-Ahowah and u-unto Ahowibah, t-the wewd w-women. + +23:45 And t-the wighteous men, they shaww j-judge t-them aftew t-the m-mannyew of +aduwtewesses, and aftew t-the m-mannyew of w-women that shed bwood; because +they awe aduwtewesses, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is in theiw hands. + +23:46 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww bwing up a company upon +t-them, and wiww g-give t-them to be w-wemoved and s-spoiwed. + +23:47 And t-the company shaww stonye t-them with stonyes, and dispatch t-them +with theiw swowds; they shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway theiw sons and theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and +buwn up theiw houses with fiwe. + +2-23:48 T-Thus wiww I c-cause wewdnyess to cease out of t-the wand, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +w-women may be taught nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do aftew youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *blushes* w-wewdnyess. + +23:49 And they shaww wecompense youw wewdnyess upon y-you, and ye shaww +beaw t-the s-sins of youw (o･ω･o) i-idows: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +2-24:1 A-Again in t-the nyinth y-yeaw, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of +t-the m-month, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 24:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +wwite thee t-the nyame of t-the day, even of this same day: t-the king of +Babywon s-set himsewf against Jewusawem this same d-day. + +24:3 And uttew a pawabwe u-unto t-the webewwious h-house, and say u-unto t-them, +T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Set on a pot, s-set it o-on, and awso p-pouw w-watew +into i-it: 2-24:4 Gathew t-the pieces theweof into it, even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good +piece, t-the thigh, and t-the shouwdew; fiww it with t-the choice bonyes. + +24:5 Take t-the choice of t-the f-fwock, and buwn awso t-the bonyes undew it, +and make it boiw weww, and wet t-them seethe t-the bonyes of it thewein. + +24:6 Whewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Woe to t-the bwoody city, to t-the +p-pot whose scum is thewein, and whose scum is nyot gonye out of i-it! bwing +it out piece by p-piece; wet nyo wot faww upon it. + +24:7 Fow hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is in t-the m-midst of hew; she s-set it upon t-the top of +a wock; she pouwed it nyot upon t-the g-gwound, to covew it with dust; (✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 +That it m-might c-cause fuwy to come up to o(>ω<)o t-take vengeance; I have s-set hew +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the top of a wock, that it shouwd nyot be covewed. + +24:9 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Woe to t-the bwoody city! I wiww +even make t-the piwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fiwe g-gweat. + +24:10 Heap on wood, kindwe t-the f-fiwe, consume t-the f-fwesh, and spice it +weww, and wet t-the bonyes be buwnyed. + +24:11 T-Then s-set it empty upon t-the coaws t-theweof, that t-the bwass of it +may be hot, and may (^人^) b-buwn, and that t-the fiwthinyess of it may be mowten +in it, that t-the scum of it may be consumed. + +24:12 She hath weawied hewsewf with w-wies, and hew gweat scum went nyot +fowth out of hew: hew scum shaww be in t-the fiwe. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 In thy fiwthinyess is wewdnyess: because I have (*^.^*) p-puwged thee, and +t-thou wast nyot puwged, t-thou shawt nyot be (*^.^*) p-puwged fwom thy fiwthinyess any +m-mowe, tiww I have caused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy to w-west upon thee. + +24:14 I t-the WOWD have spoken i-it: it shaww come to pass, and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do +it; I wiww nyot go b-back, nyeithew wiww I spawe, nyeithew wiww I wepent; +a-accowding to thy ways, and a-accowding to thy doings, shaww they j-judge +thee, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +24:15 Awso t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 24:16 S-Son of +^.^ m-man, b-behowd, I o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom thee t-the d-desiwe of thinye eyes with a +UwU s-stwoke: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyeithew shawt t-thou m-mouwn (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-weep, nyeithew shaww thy teaws +w-wun down. + +24:17 F-Fowbeaw to cwy, make nyo mouwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead, bind t-the tiwe of +thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head upon thee, and put on thy shoes upon thy feet, and covew +nyot thy wips, and e-eat nyot t-the bwead of m-men. + +24:18 S-So I spake u-unto t-the peopwe in t-the mownying: and a-at even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife +died; and I did in t-the mownying as I w-was c-commanded. + +24:19 And t-the peopwe said u-unto me, Wiwt t-thou nyot teww us what these +things awe to u-us, that t-thou doest (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 24:20 T-Then I answewed t-them, The +wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 24:21 Speak u-unto t-the house of +I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww pwofanye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, +t-the excewwency of youw stwength, t-the d-desiwe of youw eyes, and that +which youw souw pitieth; and youw sons and youw daughtews whom ye have +weft shaww faww by t-the swowd. + +2-24:22 And ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do as I have d-donye: ye shaww nyot covew youw wips, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow e-eat t-the bwead of m-men. + +24:23 And youw tiwes shaww be upon youw heads, and youw shoes upon +youw feet: ye shaww nyot m-mouwn (=`ω´=) n-nyow weep; but ye shaww pinye away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +youw inyiquities, and m-mouwn onye towawd anyothew. + +24:24 T-Thus E-Ezekiew is u-unto you a sign: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath +donye shaww ye do: and when this cometh, ye shaww knyow that I am t-the +Wowd G-GOD. + +24:25 Awso, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, shaww it nyot be in t-the day when I o(>ω<)o t-take +fwom t-them theiw stwength, t-the joy of theiw gwowy, t-the d-desiwe of theiw +eyes, and that wheweupon they s-set theiw minds, theiw sons and theiw +(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, 24:26 That he that escapeth in that day shaww come u-unto +thee, to c-cause thee to h-heaw it with thinye e-eaws? 2-24:27 In that day +shaww thy mouth be openyed to him which is escaped, and t-thou shawt +speak, and be nyo mowe dumb: and t-thou shawt be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto t-them; and +they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +2-25:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 25:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +s-set thy f-face against t-the Ammonyites, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-them; 25:3 +And say u-unto t-the Ammonyites, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the Wowd G-GOD; T-Thus saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou saidst, Aha, against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, when it +w-was p-pwofanyed; and against t-the wand of I-Iswaew, when it w-was d-desowate; +and against t-the house of Judah, when they went into c-captivity; 25:4 +Behowd, thewefowe I wiww d-dewivew thee to t-the men of t-the east (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +possession, and they shaww s-set theiw pawaces in thee, and make theiw +dwewwings in t-thee: they shaww e-eat thy f-fwuit, and they shaww dwink thy +miwk. + +25:5 And I wiww make Wabbah a s-stabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow camews, and t-the Ammonyites a +couching pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwocks: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast (⌒ω⌒) c-cwapped thinye +hands, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped with t-the feet, and w-wejoiced in heawt with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +despite against t-the wand of I-Iswaew; 25:7 Behowd, thewefowe I wiww +s-stwetch out minye hand upon thee, and wiww d-dewivew thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a spoiw to +t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; and I wiww cut thee off fwom t-the p-peopwe, and I wiww c-cause +thee to pewish out of t-the c-countwies: I wiww d-destwoy thee; and t-thou +shawt knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +25:8 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that Moab and Seiw (^-^*)/ d-do say, +Behowd, t-the house of Judah is w-wike u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; 25:9 +Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww open t-the side of Moab fwom t-the cities, fwom +his c-cities which awe on his fwontiews, t-the gwowy of t-the countwy, +Bethjeshimoth, Baawmeon, and Kiwiathaim, 25:10 Unto t-the men of t-the +east with t-the Ammonyites, and wiww g-give t-them in possession, that t-the +Ammonyites may nyot be wemembewed among t-the nyations. + +25:11 And I wiww execute judgments upon M-Moab; and they shaww knyow that +I am t-the WOWD. + +25:12 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that Edom hath d-deawt against +t-the house of Judah by taking vengeance, and hath gweatwy offended, and +wevenged himsewf upon t-them; 25:13 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I +wiww awso s-stwetch out minye hand upon Edom, and wiww cut off man and +beast fwom it; and I wiww make it desowate fwom Teman; and they of +Dedan shaww faww by t-the swowd. + +25:14 And I wiww way o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vengeance upon Edom by t-the hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe +Iswaew: and they shaww (^-^*)/ d-do in Edom a-accowding to minye angew and +a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy; and they shaww knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vengeance, saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD. + +25:15 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the Phiwistinyes have d-deawt by +wevenge, and have taken vengeance with a despitefuw heawt, to d-destwoy +it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the o-owd hatwed; 25:16 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; +Behowd, I wiww s-stwetch out minye hand upon t-the Phiwistinyes, and I wiww +cut off t-the Chewethims, and d-destwoy t-the wemnyant of t-the sea coast. + +2-25:17 And I wiww execute gweat vengeance upon t-them with fuwious +webukes; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I shaww way o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +vengeance upon them. + +26:1 And it came to pass in t-the e-eweventh y-yeaw, in t-the fiwst day of t-the +m-month, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 26:2 S-Son of +^.^ m-man, because that T-Tywus hath said against J-Jewusawem, Aha, she is +bwoken that w-was t-the gates of t-the peopwe: she is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto me: I +shaww be wepwenyished, nyow she is w-waid waste: 26:3 Thewefowe thus saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against thee, O-O Tywus, and wiww c-cause many +nyations to come up against thee, as t-the sea causeth his waves to come +(＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 And they shaww d-destwoy t-the wawws of Tywus, and bweak down hew +towews: I wiww awso scwape hew dust fwom hew, and make hew w-wike t-the +top of a wock. + +26:5 I-It shaww be a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spweading of nyets in t-the m-midst of t-the +sea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have spoken it, saith t-the Wowd GOD: and it shaww become a +spoiw to t-the nyations. + +26:6 And hew daughtews which awe in t-the fiewd shaww be s-swain by t-the +swowd; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +26:7 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww bwing upon T-Tywus +N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, a king of kings, fwom t-the nyowth, with +howses, and with c-chawiots, and with howsemen, and companyies, and m-much +peopwe. + +26:8 He shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway with t-the s-swowd thy daughtews in t-the fiewd: and he +shaww make a fowt against thee, and cast a mount against thee, and +wift up t-the buckwew against thee. + +26:9 And he shaww s-set enginyes of waw against thy (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and with his +a-axes he shaww bweak down thy towews. + +26:10 By w-weason of t-the a-abundance of his howses theiw dust shaww covew +t-thee: thy wawws shaww s-shake a-at t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the howsemen, and of t-the +wheews, and of t-the c-chawiots, when he shaww entew into thy gates, as +men entew into a city whewein is m-made a bweach. + +2-26:11 With t-the hoofs of his howses shaww he twead down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +stweets: he shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway thy peopwe by t-the swowd, and thy stwong +g-gawwisons shaww go down to t-the gwound. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 And they shaww make a spoiw of thy wiches, and make a pwey of +thy mewchandise: and they shaww bweak down thy (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and d-destwoy thy +pweasant houses: and they shaww way thy s-stonyes and thy timbew and thy +dust in t-the m-midst of t-the watew. + +26:13 And I wiww c-cause t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of thy s-songs to (ノωヽ) c-cease; and t-the s-sound +of thy hawps shaww be nyo mowe h-heawd. + +26:14 And I wiww make thee w-wike t-the top of a w-wock: t-thou shawt be a +pwace to spwead nyets upon; t-thou shawt be b-buiwt nyo mowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD +have spoken it, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +26:15 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD to T-Tywus; Shaww nyot t-the iswes s-shake a-at +t-the s-sound of thy faww, when t-the w-wounded cwy, when t-the swaughtew is +m-made in t-the m-midst of thee? (*^.^*) 2-26:16 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of t-the sea +shaww come down fwom theiw t-thwonyes, and way away theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, and put +off theiw bwoidewed gawments: they shaww cwothe themsewves with +twembwing; they shaww sit upon t-the g-gwound, and shaww t-twembwe a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +moment, and be astonyished a-at thee. + +26:17 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take up a wamentation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and say to thee, +How awt t-thou destwoyed, that wast (✧ω✧) i-inhabited of seafawing men, t-the +wenyownyed city, which wast stwong in t-the sea, she and hew i-inhabitants, +which c-cause theiw tewwow to be on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that haunt i-it! 26:18 Nyow shaww +t-the iswes t-twembwe in t-the day of thy f-faww; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the iswes that awe in +t-the sea shaww be twoubwed a-at thy depawtuwe. + +26:19 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; When I shaww make thee a desowate +city, w-wike t-the c-cities that awe nyot inhabited; when I shaww bwing up +t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep upon thee, and gweat watews shaww covew thee; 26:20 When I +shaww bwing thee down with t-them that descend into t-the pit, with t-the +peopwe of o-owd time, and shaww s-set thee in t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow pawts of t-the eawth, +in pwaces desowate of o-owd, with t-them that go down to t-the pit, that +t-thou be nyot inhabited; and I shaww s-set gwowy in t-the wand of t-the +(/ =ω=)/ w-wiving; 26:21 I wiww make thee a tewwow, and t-thou shawt be nyo mowe: +t-though t-thou be sought fow, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shawt t-thou nyevew be f-found again, saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +2-27:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 27:2 Nyow, t-thou +son of ^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take up a wamentation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow T-Tywus; 27:3 And say u-unto Tywus, +O-O t-thou that awt s-situate a-at t-the entwy of t-the sea, which awt a m-mewchant +of t-the peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many iswes, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; O-O Tywus, t-thou +hast said, I am of pewfect beauty. + +27:4 Thy b-bowdews awe in t-the m-midst of t-the seas, thy buiwdews have +pewfected thy beauty. + +27:5 They have m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-ship (☆▽☆) b-boawds of fiw twees of (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* S-Senyiw: they +have taken cedaws fwom Webanyon to make m-masts (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +2-27:6 O-Of t-the oaks of Bashan have they m-made thinye oaws; t-the company of +t-the Ashuwites have m-made thy benches of (-_-) i-ivowy, b-bwought out of t-the iswes +of Chittim. + +2-27:7 Finye winyen with bwoidewed wowk fwom Egypt w-was that which t-thou +spweadest fowth to be thy saiw; bwue and puwpwe fwom t-the iswes of +Ewishah w-was that which covewed thee. + +27:8 The i-inhabitants of Zidon and Awvad wewe thy mawinyews: thy wise +men, O-O Tywus, that wewe in thee, wewe thy p-piwots. + +27:9 The a-ancients of G-Gebaw and t-the wise men theweof wewe in thee thy +cawkews: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-ships of t-the sea with theiw mawinyews wewe in thee to +occupy thy mewchandise. + +27:10 They of Pewsia and of Wud and of Phut wewe in thinye awmy, thy +men of w-waw: they hanged t-the shiewd and hewmet in thee; they s-set fowth +thy comewinyess. + +27:11 The men of Awvad with thinye awmy wewe upon thy wawws (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +a-about, and t-the G-Gammadims wewe in thy towews: they hanged theiw shiewds +upon thy wawws (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; they have m-made thy b-beauty p-pewfect. + +2-27:12 Tawshish w-was thy m-mewchant by w-weason of t-the muwtitude of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kind +of wiches; with s-siwvew, i-iwon, tin, and wead, they twaded in thy faiws. + +27:13 Javan, Tubaw, and Meshech, they wewe thy mewchants: they twaded +t-the p-pewsons of men and vessews of bwass in thy mawket. + +2-27:14 They of t-the house of Togawmah twaded in thy faiws with howses +and howsemen and muwes. + +27:15 The men of Dedan wewe thy mewchants; many iswes wewe t-the +mewchandise of thinye hand: they b-bwought thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwesent howns of +ivowy and ebony. + +27:16 Sywia w-was thy m-mewchant by w-weason of t-the muwtitude of t-the wawes +of thy making: they occupied in thy faiws with e-emewawds, puwpwe, and +bwoidewed wowk, and finye winyen, and c-cowaw, and agate. + +27:17 Judah, and t-the wand of I-Iswaew, they wewe thy mewchants: they +twaded in thy mawket wheat of Minnyith, and Pannyag, and honyey, and oiw, +and bawm. + +27:18 Damascus w-was thy m-mewchant in t-the muwtitude of t-the wawes of thy +m-making, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wiches; in t-the winye of Hewbon, and +white woow. + +2-27:19 Dan awso and J-Javan g-going to and fwo occupied in thy faiws: +bwight i-iwon, c-cassia, and cawamus, wewe in thy mawket. + +2-27:20 Dedan w-was thy m-mewchant in (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious cwothes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-chawiots. + +27:21 Awabia, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of Kedaw, they occupied with thee in +wambs, and wams, and g-goats: in these wewe they thy mewchants. + +2-27:22 The mewchants of Sheba and Waamah, they wewe thy mewchants: they +occupied in thy faiws with chief of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww spices, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious +stonyes, and gowd. + +27:23 Hawan, and Cannyeh, and Eden, t-the mewchants of Sheba, Asshuw, and +( =ω=)..nyaa *giggles shyly* C-Chiwmad, wewe thy mewchants. + +27:24 These wewe thy mewchants in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sowts of things, in bwue +cwothes, and bwoidewed wowk, and in chests of wich appawew, b-bound with +c-cowds, and m-made of c-cedaw, among thy mewchandise. + +27:25 The s-ships of Tawshish did sing of thee in thy mawket: and t-thou +wast wepwenyished, and m-made vewy gwowious in t-the m-midst of t-the seas. + +27:26 Thy wowews have b-bwought thee into gweat watews: t-the east wind +hath bwoken thee in t-the m-midst of t-the seas. + +27:27 Thy wiches, and thy f-faiws, thy mewchandise, thy mawinyews, and +thy p-piwots, thy c-cawkews, and t-the occupiews of thy mewchandise, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thy men of waw, that awe in thee, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy company which is in +t-the m-midst of thee, shaww faww into t-the m-midst of t-the seas in t-the day of +thy wuin. + +2-27:28 The s-subuwbs shaww s-shake a-at t-the s-sound of t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of thy p-piwots. + +27:29 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that handwe t-the oaw, t-the mawinyews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the piwots of +t-the sea, shaww come down fwom theiw s-ships, they shaww stand upon t-the +wand; 27:30 And shaww c-cause theiw voice to be heawd against thee, and +shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy bittewwy, and shaww cast up dust upon theiw heads, they +shaww wawwow themsewves in t-the ashes: 27:31 And they shaww make +themsewves u-uttewwy bawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and giwd t-them with sackcwoth, and +they shaww weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee with bittewnyess of heawt and bittew waiwing. + +27:32 And in theiw waiwing they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take up a wamentation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, +and wament o-ovew thee, s-saying, What city is w-wike Tywus, w-wike t-the +destwoyed in t-the m-midst of t-the sea? 27:33 When thy wawes went fowth +out of t-the seas, t-thou fiwwedst many peopwe; t-thou didst enwich t-the +kings of t-the eawth with t-the muwtitude of thy w-wiches and of thy +mewchandise. + +2-27:34 In t-the time when t-thou shawt be bwoken by t-the seas in t-the depths +of t-the watews thy mewchandise and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy company in t-the m-midst of thee +shaww faww. + +2-27:35 Aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the iswes shaww be astonyished a-at thee, +and theiw kings shaww be sowe afwaid, they shaww be twoubwed in theiw +c-countenyance. + +27:36 The mewchants among t-the peopwe shaww h-hiss a-at thee; t-thou shawt be +a tewwow, and nyevew shawt be any mowe. + +2-28:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 2-28:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +say u-unto t-the pwince of Tywus, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thinye +heawt is w-wifted up, and t-thou hast said, I am a G-God, I sit in t-the seat +of G-God, in t-the m-midst of t-the seas; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou awt a ^.^ m-man, and nyot G-God, +t-though t-thou s-set thinye heawt as t-the heawt of G-God: ( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Behowd, t-thou awt +wisew than D-Danyiew; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo secwet that they c-can hide fwom t-thee: +^-^ 2-28:4 With thy wisdom and with thinye undewstanding t-thou hast gotten +thee wiches, and hast gotten gowd and s-siwvew into thy (^人^) *twerks* t-tweasuwes: 2-28:5 +By thy gweat wisdom and by thy twaffick hast t-thou incweased thy +wiches, and thinye heawt is w-wifted up because of thy wiches: 28:6 +Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast s-set thinye heawt +as t-the heawt of God; o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 Behowd, thewefowe I wiww bwing stwangews +upon thee, t-the t-tewwibwe of t-the n-nyations: and they shaww d-dwaw theiw +swowds against t-the b-beauty of thy wisdom, and they shaww defiwe thy +bwightnyess. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 They shaww bwing thee down to t-the pit, and t-thou shawt die t-the +d-deaths of t-them that awe s-swain in t-the m-midst of t-the seas. + +28:9 Wiwt t-thou (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet say befowe him that (--_--) s-swayeth thee, I am God? but +t-thou shawt be a ^.^ m-man, and nyo G-God, in t-the hand of him that (--_--) s-swayeth thee. + +28:10 T-Thou shawt die t-the d-deaths of t-the u-unciwcumcised by t-the hand of +s-stwangews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have spoken it, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +28:11 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 2-28:12 S-Son of +^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take up a wamentation upon t-the king of Tywus, and say u-unto him, +T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; T-Thou seawest up t-the sum, f-fuww of wisdom, and +pewfect in beauty. + +(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 T-Thou hast b-been in Eden t-the gawden of God; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonye +w-was thy covewing, t-the sawdius, topaz, and t-the diamond, t-the bewyw, t-the +onyx, and t-the jaspew, t-the sapphiwe, t-the emewawd, and t-the |･ω･) c-cawbuncwe, +and gowd: t-the w-wowkmanship of thy tabwets and of thy pipes w-was pwepawed +in thee in t-the day that t-thou wast cweated. + +28:14 T-Thou awt t-the anyointed chewub that coveweth; and I have s-set thee +so: t-thou wast upon t-the h-howy mountain of God; t-thou hast wawked up and +down in t-the m-midst of t-the s-stonyes of fiwe. + +2-28:15 T-Thou wast pewfect in thy ways fwom t-the day that t-thou wast +cweated, tiww i-inyiquity w-was f-found in thee. + +28:16 By t-the muwtitude of thy mewchandise they have fiwwed t-the m-midst +of thee with viowence, and t-thou hast sinnyed: thewefowe I wiww cast +thee as pwofanye out of t-the mountain of G-God: and I wiww d-destwoy thee, O-O +covewing chewub, fwom t-the m-midst of t-the s-stonyes of fiwe. + +28:17 T-Thinye heawt w-was w-wifted up because of thy beauty, t-thou hast +c-cowwupted thy wisdom by w-weason of thy (*´▽`*) b-bwightnyess: I wiww cast thee to +t-the g-gwound, I wiww way thee befowe kings, that they may (x_x)V b-behowd thee. + +28:18 T-Thou hast defiwed thy sanctuawies by t-the muwtitude of thinye +inyiquities, by t-the i-inyiquity of thy twaffick; thewefowe wiww I bwing +fowth a fiwe fwom t-the m-midst of thee, it shaww devouw thee, and I wiww +bwing thee to ashes upon t-the eawth in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that +(x_x)V b-behowd thee. + +28:19 Aww they that knyow thee among t-the peopwe shaww be astonyished a-at +t-thee: t-thou shawt be a tewwow, and nyevew shawt t-thou be any mowe. + +28:20 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 2-28:21 S-Son of +^.^ m-man, s-set thy f-face against Zidon, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against it, 2-28:22 And +say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against thee, O-O Zidon; and +I wiww be gwowified in t-the m-midst of t-thee: and they shaww knyow that I +am t-the WOWD, when I shaww have executed judgments in hew, and shaww be +sanctified in hew. + +28:23 Fow I wiww send into hew pestiwence, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood into hew stweets; +and t-the w-wounded shaww be judged in t-the m-midst of hew by t-the s-swowd upon +hew on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +28:24 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo mowe a (=`ω´=) p-pwicking bwiew u-unto t-the house of +I-Iswaew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any g-gwieving thown of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them, that +(>_<) d-despised t-them; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +28:25 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; When I shaww have gathewed t-the house of +Iswaew fwom t-the peopwe among whom they awe scattewed, and shaww be +sanctified in t-them in t-the sight of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, t-then shaww they dweww +in theiw wand that I have given to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Jacob. + +28:26 And they shaww dweww safewy thewein, and shaww buiwd houses, and +pwant vinyeyawds; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they shaww dweww with c-confidence, when I have +executed judgments upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that despise t-them (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them; +and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD theiw God. + +2-29:1 In t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth y-yeaw, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, in t-the twewfth day of t-the +m-month, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 29:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, s-set +thy f-face against Phawaoh king of Egypt, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against him, and +against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Egypt: 29:3 Speak, and say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; +Behowd, I am against thee, Phawaoh king of Egypt, t-the gweat dwagon +that wieth in t-the m-midst of his wivews, which hath said, My wivew is +minye own, and I have m-made it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 But I wiww put hooks in thy jaws, and I wiww c-cause t-the fish of +thy (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews to stick u-unto thy s-scawes, and I wiww bwing thee up out of +t-the m-midst of thy wivews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fish of thy (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews shaww stick +u-unto thy s-scawes. + +29:5 And I wiww weave thee thwown into t-the wiwdewnyess, thee and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the fish of thy wivews: t-thou shawt faww upon t-the open fiewds; t-thou +shawt nyot be b-bwought togethew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gathewed: I have given thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +meat to t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd and to t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven. + +2-29:6 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of Egypt shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, +because they have b-been a s-staff of weed to t-the house of Iswaew. + +29:7 When they took h-howd of thee by thy hand, t-thou didst bweak, and +w-wend (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw shouwdew: and when they weanyed upon thee, t-thou bwakest, +and madest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw woins to be a-at a stand. + +29:8 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww bwing a s-swowd +upon thee, and cut off man and beast out of thee. + +29:9 And t-the wand of Egypt shaww be desowate and w-waste; and they shaww +knyow that I am t-the WOWD: because he hath said, The wivew is minye, and +I have m-made it. + +29:10 Behowd, thewefowe I am against thee, and against thy wivews, and +I wiww make t-the wand of Egypt u-uttewwy waste and d-desowate, fwom t-the +towew of Syenye even u-unto t-the bowdew of Ethiopia. + +29:11 N-Nyo foot of man shaww pass thwough it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow foot of beast shaww +pass thwough it, nyeithew shaww it be (✧ω✧) i-inhabited f-fowty yeaws. + +29:12 And I wiww make t-the wand of Egypt desowate in t-the m-midst of t-the +countwies that awe d-desowate, and hew c-cities among t-the c-cities that awe +w-waid waste shaww be desowate f-fowty yeaws: and I wiww scattew t-the +Egyptians among t-the n-nyations, and wiww dispewse t-them thwough t-the +c-countwies. + +29:13 Y-Yet thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the end of f-fowty yeaws wiww I +gathew t-the Egyptians fwom t-the peopwe whithew they wewe scattewed: +2-29:14 And I wiww bwing again t-the captivity of Egypt, and wiww c-cause +t-them to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the wand of Pathwos, into t-the wand of theiw +habitation; and they shaww be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a base (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +OwO 2-29:15 I-It shaww be t-the basest of t-the k-kingdoms; nyeithew shaww it e-exawt +itsewf any mowe a-above t-the n-nyations: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww diminyish t-them, that they +shaww nyo mowe w-wuwe o-ovew t-the nyations. + +29:16 And it shaww be nyo mowe t-the confidence of t-the house of I-Iswaew, +which bwingeth theiw i-inyiquity to w-wemembwance, when they shaww wook +aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: but they shaww knyow that I am t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +29:17 And it came to pass in t-the seven and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth y-yeaw, in t-the +fiwst m-month, in t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came +u-unto me, s-saying, 29:18 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon +caused his awmy to sewve a gweat sewvice against Tywus: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head w-was +m-made b-bawd, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy shouwdew w-was p-peewed: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet h-had he nyo wages, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his +awmy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Tywus, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice that he h-had sewved against i-it: 2-29:19 +Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww g-give t-the wand of +Egypt u-unto N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take hew +muwtitude, and o(>ω<)o t-take hew spoiw, and o(>ω<)o t-take hew pwey; and it shaww be t-the +wages (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his awmy. + +29:20 I have given him t-the wand of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wabouw whewewith he +sewved against it, because they wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +29:21 In that day wiww I c-cause t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of t-the house of Iswaew to bud +fowth, and I wiww g-give thee t-the openying of t-the mouth in t-the m-midst of +t-them; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +30:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 30:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy and say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Howw ye, Woe wowth t-the day! +30:3 Fow t-the day is nyeaw, even t-the day of t-the WOWD is nyeaw, a cwoudy +>_> d-day; it shaww be t-the time of t-the heathen. + +30:4 And t-the s-swowd shaww come upon Egypt, and gweat pain shaww be in +Ethiopia, when t-the s-swain shaww faww in Egypt, and they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away +hew muwtitude, and hew foundations shaww be bwoken down. + +3-30:5 Ethiopia, and Wibya, and Wydia, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mingwed p-peopwe, and +Chub, and t-the men of t-the wand that is in weague, shaww faww with t-them +by t-the swowd. + +30:6 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; They awso that uphowd Egypt shaww f-faww; and +t-the pwide of hew p-powew shaww come down: fwom t-the towew of Syenye shaww +they faww in it by t-the swowd, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +30:7 And they shaww be desowate in t-the m-midst of t-the countwies that awe +d-desowate, and hew c-cities shaww be in t-the m-midst of t-the c-cities that awe +wasted. + +30:8 And they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I have s-set a fiwe in +Egypt, and when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew hewpews shaww be destwoyed. + +(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 In that day shaww m-messengews go fowth fwom m-me in s-ships to make +t-the c-cawewess Ethiopians afwaid, and gweat pain shaww come upon t-them, +as in t-the day of Egypt: fow, wo, it cometh. + +30:10 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww awso make t-the muwtitude of Egypt +to cease by t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon. + +3-30:11 He and his peopwe with him, t-the t-tewwibwe of t-the n-nyations, shaww +be b-bwought to d-destwoy t-the wand: and they shaww d-dwaw theiw swowds +against Egypt, and fiww t-the wand with t-the swain. + +30:12 And I wiww make t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews dwy, and seww t-the wand into t-the hand +of t-the wicked: and I wiww make t-the wand waste, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is +thewein, by t-the hand of s-stwangews: I t-the WOWD have spoken it. + +30:13 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww awso d-destwoy t-the idows, and I +wiww c-cause theiw images to cease out of N-Nyoph; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo +mowe a pwince of t-the wand of Egypt: and I wiww put a f-feaw in t-the wand +of Egypt. + +30:14 And I wiww make Pathwos d-desowate, and wiww s-set fiwe in Zoan, and +wiww execute judgments in Nyo. + +30:15 And I wiww p-pouw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon Sin, t-the stwength of Egypt; and I +wiww cut off t-the muwtitude of Nyo. + +30:16 And I wiww s-set fiwe in Egypt: Sin shaww have gweat p-pain, and N-Nyo +shaww be went ⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, and N-Nyoph shaww have distwesses daiwy. + +30:17 The young men of Aven and of Pibeseth shaww faww by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: +and these c-cities shaww go into captivity. + +30:18 {{ (>_<) }} A-At Tehaphnyehes awso t-the day shaww be dawkenyed, when I shaww +bweak (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the yokes of Egypt: and t-the pomp of hew stwength shaww +cease in hew: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, a cwoud shaww covew hew, and hew daughtews +shaww go into captivity. + +3-30:19 T-Thus wiww I execute judgments in Egypt: and they shaww knyow that +I am t-the WOWD. + +30:20 And it came to pass in t-the e-eweventh y-yeaw, in t-the fiwst m-month, in +t-the seventh day of t-the m-month, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, +s-saying, 30:21 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, I have bwoken t-the a-awm of Phawaoh king of +Egypt; and, wo, it shaww nyot be b-bound up to be heawed, to put a wowwew +to bind it, to make it stwong to h-howd t-the swowd. + +30:22 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against Phawaoh +king of Egypt, and wiww bweak his awms, t-the stwong, and that which w-was +b-bwoken; and I wiww c-cause t-the s-swowd to faww out of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3-30:23 And I wiww scattew t-the Egyptians among t-the n-nyations, and wiww +dispewse t-them thwough t-the c-countwies. + +30:24 And I wiww stwengthen t-the awms of t-the king of Babywon, and put +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd in his hand: but I wiww bweak Phawaoh's awms, and he shaww +gwoan befowe him with t-the gwoanyings of a deadwy w-wounded m-man. + +30:25 But I wiww stwengthen t-the awms of t-the king of Babywon, and t-the +awms of Phawaoh shaww faww down; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the +WOWD, when I shaww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd into t-the hand of t-the king of Babywon, +and he shaww s-stwetch it out upon t-the wand of Egypt. + +30:26 And I wiww scattew t-the Egyptians among t-the n-nyations, and dispewse +t-them among t-the countwies; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +31:1 And it came to pass in t-the e-eweventh y-yeaw, in t-the thiwd m-month, in +t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, +s-saying, 3-31:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, speak u-unto Phawaoh king of Egypt, and to his +muwtitude; Whom awt t-thou w-wike in thy g-gweatnyess? 31:3 Behowd, t-the +Assywian w-was a cedaw in Webanyon with f-faiw bwanches, and with a +shadowing s-shwoud, and of an high statuwe; and his top w-was among t-the +thick boughs. + +3-31:4 The watews m-made him g-gweat, t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep s-set him up on high with hew +(=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews wunnying (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about his pwants, and sent hew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews u-unto +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of t-the fiewd. + +31:5 Thewefowe his height w-was exawted a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of t-the +fiewd, and his boughs wewe m-muwtipwied, and his bwanches became wong +because of t-the muwtitude of w-watews, when he shot f-fowth. + +31:6 Aww t-the f-fowws of heaven m-made theiw nyests in his boughs, and undew +his bwanches did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd bwing fowth theiw (O.O) y-young, +and undew his shadow d-dwewt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gweat nyations. + +31:7 T-Thus w-was he f-faiw in his gweatnyess, in t-the wength of his bwanches: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his woot w-was by gweat watews. + +31:8 The cedaws in t-the gawden of God couwd nyot hide him: t-the fiw twees +wewe nyot w-wike his boughs, and t-the chestnyut twees wewe nyot w-wike his +bwanches; (=`ω´=) n-nyow any twee in t-the gawden of God w-was w-wike u-unto him in his +beauty. + +31:9 I have m-made him f-faiw by t-the muwtitude of his bwanches: so that +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of Eden, that wewe in t-the gawden of G-God, envied h-him. + +31:10 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast w-wifted up +t-thysewf in height, and he hath shot up his top among t-the thick boughs, +and his heawt is w-wifted up in his height; 31:11 I have thewefowe +dewivewed him into t-the hand of t-the mighty onye of t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; he shaww +suwewy d-deaw with him: I have dwiven him out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wickednyess. + +31:12 And stwangews, t-the t-tewwibwe of t-the n-nyations, have cut him off, +and have weft him: upon t-the mountains and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vawweys his +bwanches awe ^.^ f-fawwen, and his boughs awe bwoken by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of +t-the wand; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the eawth awe gonye down fwom his +shadow, and have weft h-him. + +(^ω~) 3-31:13 Upon his wuin shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven w-wemain, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd shaww be upon his bwanches: 31:14 To t-the end +that nyonye of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees by t-the watews e-exawt themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +height, nyeithew shoot up theiw top among t-the thick boughs, nyeithew +theiw twees stand up in theiw height, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dwink watew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dewivewed u-unto d-death, to t-the nyethew pawts of t-the eawth, in t-the +m-midst of t-the chiwdwen of men, with t-them that go down to t-the pit. + +31:15 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; In t-the day when he went down to t-the +gwave I caused a mouwnying: I covewed t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and I +westwainyed t-the fwoods t-theweof, and t-the gweat watews wewe stayed: and I +caused Webanyon to m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of t-the fiewd +fainted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +31:16 I m-made t-the nyations to s-shake a-at t-the s-sound of his faww, when I +cast him down to heww with t-them that descend into t-the pit: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +twees of Eden, t-the choice and best of Webanyon, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dwink watew, +shaww be c-comfowted in t-the nyethew pawts of t-the eawth. + +31:17 They awso went down into heww with him u-unto t-them that be s-swain +with t-the swowd; and they that wewe his awm, that d-dwewt undew his +shadow in t-the m-midst of t-the heathen. + +31:18 To whom awt t-thou thus w-wike in gwowy and in gweatnyess among t-the +twees of E-Eden? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shawt t-thou be b-bwought down with t-the twees of Eden +u-unto t-the nyethew pawts of t-the eawth: t-thou shawt w-wie in t-the m-midst of t-the +u-unciwcumcised with t-them that be s-swain by t-the swowd. This is Phawaoh +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his muwtitude, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +32:1 And it came to pass in t-the twewfth y-yeaw, in t-the twewfth m-month, in +t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, +s-saying, 32:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take up a wamentation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh king of +Egypt, and say u-unto him, T-Thou awt w-wike a young w-wion of t-the n-nyations, +and t-thou awt as a whawe in t-the seas: and t-thou camest fowth with thy +wivews, and twoubwedst t-the watews with thy feet, and fouwedst theiw +wivews. + +3-32:3 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww thewefowe spwead out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyet o-ovew +thee with a company of many peopwe; and they shaww bwing thee up in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyet. + +3-32:4 T-Then wiww I weave thee upon t-the wand, I wiww cast thee fowth upon +t-the open fiewd, and wiww c-cause (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven to wemain +upon thee, and I wiww fiww t-the b-beasts of t-the w-whowe eawth with thee. + +3-32:5 And I wiww way thy fwesh upon t-the mountains, and fiww t-the vawweys +with thy h-height. + +32:6 I wiww awso w-watew with thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood t-the wand whewein t-thou swimmest, +even to t-the mountains; and t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews shaww be f-fuww of thee. + +(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 And when I shaww put thee (* ^ ω ^) o-out, I wiww covew t-the heaven, and make +t-the staws theweof dawk; I wiww covew t-the sun with a c-cwoud, and t-the +moon shaww nyot g-give hew wight. + +3-32:8 Aww t-the bwight wights of heaven wiww I make dawk o-ovew thee, and +s-set dawknyess upon thy wand, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +32:9 I wiww awso v-vex t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of many p-peopwe, when I shaww bwing thy +destwuction among t-the n-nyations, into t-the countwies which t-thou hast nyot +knyown. + +32:10 Yea, I wiww make many peopwe a-amazed a-at thee, and theiw kings +shaww be howwibwy afwaid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, when I shaww (♡°▽°♡) *notices bulge* b-bwandish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd +befowe t-them; and they shaww t-twembwe a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy moment, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +own w-wife, in t-the day of thy faww. + +32:11 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; The s-swowd of t-the king of Babywon +shaww come upon thee. + +32:12 By t-the swowds of t-the mighty wiww I c-cause thy muwtitude to faww, +t-the t-tewwibwe of t-the n-nyations, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of (=`ω´=) t-them: and they shaww spoiw t-the +pomp of Egypt, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude theweof shaww be destwoyed. + +32:13 I wiww d-destwoy awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts theweof fwom beside t-the gweat +watews; nyeithew shaww t-the foot of man twoubwe t-them any m-mowe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the +hoofs of b-beasts twoubwe them. + +(＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 T-Then wiww I make theiw watews deep, and c-cause theiw (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews to +w-wun w-wike oiw, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +32:15 When I shaww make t-the wand of Egypt d-desowate, and t-the c-countwy +shaww be destitute of that wheweof it w-was fuww, when I shaww smite (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-them that dweww thewein, t-then shaww they knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +3-32:16 This is t-the wamentation whewewith they shaww wament hew: t-the +daughtews of t-the nyations shaww wament hew: they shaww wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, +even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Egypt, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew muwtitude, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +3-32:17 I-It came to pass awso in t-the twewfth y-yeaw, in t-the f-fifteenth day +of t-the m-month, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 3-32:18 +S-Son of ^.^ m-man, waiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of Egypt, and cast t-them down, even +hew, and t-the daughtews of t-the famous n-nyations, u-unto t-the nyethew pawts of +t-the eawth, with t-them that go down into t-the pit. + +32:19 Whom d-dost t-thou pass in beauty? go down, and be t-thou w-waid with +t-the unciwcumcised. + +3-32:20 They shaww faww in t-the m-midst of t-them that awe s-swain by t-the +(--_--) s-swowd: she is dewivewed to t-the (--_--) s-swowd: d-dwaw hew and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew muwtitudes. + +3-32:21 The stwong among t-the mighty shaww speak to him out of t-the m-midst +of heww with t-them that hewp him: they awe gonye down, they w-wie +unciwcumcised, s-swain by t-the swowd. + +32:22 Asshuw is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew company: his gwaves awe about him: +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them swain, f-fawwen by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: 32:23 Whose gwaves awe s-set in +t-the s-sides of t-the pit, and hew company is (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about hew gwave: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of +t-them swain, f-fawwen by t-the swowd, which caused tewwow in t-the wand of +t-the wiving. + +3-32:24 Thewe is Ewam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew muwtitude (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about hew gwave, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +of t-them swain, f-fawwen by t-the swowd, which awe gonye down u-unciwcumcised +into t-the nyethew pawts of t-the eawth, which caused theiw tewwow in t-the +wand of t-the (/ =ω=)/ w-wiving; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have they (￣ω￣) b-bownye theiw shame with t-them that go +down to t-the pit. + +3-32:25 They have s-set hew a b-bed in t-the m-midst of t-the s-swain with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew +o(>< )o m-muwtitude: hew gwaves awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them unciwcumcised, +s-swain by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: t-though theiw tewwow w-was caused in t-the wand of t-the +wiving, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have they (￣ω￣) b-bownye theiw shame with t-them that go down to t-the +pit: he is put in t-the m-midst of t-them that be swain. + +32:26 Thewe is Meshech, Tubaw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew o(>< )o m-muwtitude: hew gwaves awe +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them unciwcumcised, s-swain by t-the swowd, t-though +they caused theiw tewwow in t-the wand of t-the wiving. + +32:27 And they shaww nyot w-wie with t-the mighty that awe f-fawwen of t-the +unciwcumcised, which awe gonye down to heww with theiw weapons of w-waw: +and they have w-waid theiw swowds undew theiw heads, but theiw +inyiquities shaww be upon theiw bonyes, t-though they wewe t-the tewwow of +t-the mighty in t-the wand of t-the wiving. + +32:28 Yea, t-thou shawt be bwoken in t-the m-midst of t-the unciwcumcised, and +shawt w-wie with t-them that awe s-swain with t-the swowd. + +32:29 Thewe is Edom, hew kings, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pwinces, which with theiw +m-might awe w-waid by t-them that wewe s-swain by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: they shaww w-wie +with t-the unciwcumcised, and with t-them that go down to t-the pit. + +32:30 Thewe be t-the pwinces of t-the nyowth, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +Zidonyians, which awe gonye down with t-the swain; with theiw tewwow they +awe a-ashamed of theiw might; and they w-wie u-unciwcumcised with t-them that +be s-swain by t-the swowd, and beaw theiw shame with t-them that go down to +t-the pit. + +3-32:31 Phawaoh shaww s-see t-them, and shaww be c-comfowted o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +muwtitude, even Phawaoh and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy s-swain by t-the swowd, saith t-the +Wowd G-GOD. + +32:32 Fow I have caused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tewwow in t-the wand of t-the wiving: and he +shaww be w-waid in t-the m-midst of t-the u-unciwcumcised with t-them that awe +s-swain with t-the swowd, even Phawaoh and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his muwtitude, saith t-the +Wowd G-GOD. + +3-33:1 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 33:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +speak to t-the chiwdwen of thy p-peopwe, and say u-unto t-them, When I bwing +t-the s-swowd upon a wand, if t-the peopwe of t-the wand o(>ω<)o t-take a man of theiw +coasts, and s-set him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw watchman: 33:3 If when he seeth t-the +s-swowd come upon t-the wand, he b-bwow t-the twumpet, and wawn t-the peopwe; +33:4 T-Then w-whosoevew heaweth t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, and taketh nyot +wawnying; if t-the s-swowd come, and o(>ω<)o t-take him away, his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon +his own head. + +3-33:5 He heawd t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, and took nyot wawnying; his +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon h-him. But he that taketh wawnying shaww d-dewivew his +souw. + +33:6 But if t-the watchman s-see t-the s-swowd come, and b-bwow nyot t-the twumpet, +and t-the peopwe be nyot wawnyed; if t-the s-swowd come, and o(>ω<)o t-take any pewson +fwom among t-them, he is taken away in his inyiquity; but his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wiww +I wequiwe a-at t-the watchman's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +33:7 S-So thou, O-O son of ^.^ m-man, I have s-set thee a watchman u-unto t-the house +of I-Iswaew; thewefowe t-thou shawt h-heaw t-the wowd a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and wawn +t-them fwom me. + +3-33:8 When I say u-unto t-the w-wicked, O-O wicked ^.^ m-man, t-thou shawt suwewy die; +if t-thou d-dost nyot speak to wawn t-the wicked fwom his way, that wicked +man shaww die in his inyiquity; but his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wiww I wequiwe a-at thinye +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +33:9 N-Nyevewthewess, if t-thou wawn t-the wicked of his w-way to tuwn fwom it; +if he (^-^*)/ d-do nyot tuwn fwom his way, he shaww die in his inyiquity; but t-thou +hast dewivewed thy souw. + +33:10 Thewefowe, O-O t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, speak u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew; +T-Thus ye speak, s-saying, If ouw twansgwessions and ouw s-sins be upon u-us, +and we pinye away in t-them, how shouwd we t-then w-wive? 33:11 Say u-unto +t-them, As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, I have nyo pweasuwe in t-the death +of t-the wicked; but that t-the wicked tuwn fwom his w-way and w-wive: tuwn +ye, tuwn ye fwom youw eviw w-ways; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why wiww ye die, O-O house of +I-Iswaew? 33:12 Thewefowe, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, say u-unto t-the chiwdwen of +thy p-peopwe, The wighteousnyess of t-the wighteous shaww nyot d-dewivew him +in t-the day of his twansgwession: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of t-the w-wicked, +he shaww nyot faww theweby in t-the day that he tuwnyeth fwom his +wickednyess; nyeithew shaww t-the wighteous be abwe to wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +wighteousnyess in t-the day that he sinnyeth. + +33:13 When I shaww say to t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, that he shaww suwewy wive; if +he t-twust to his own wighteousnyess, and commit inyiquity, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +wighteousnyesses shaww nyot be w-wemembewed; but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his i-inyiquity that he +hath committed, he shaww die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. + +33:14 A-Again, when I say u-unto t-the w-wicked, T-Thou shawt suwewy die; if he +tuwn fwom his sin, and (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wawfuw and wight; 33:15 If t-the +wicked westowe t-the pwedge, g-give again that he h-had wobbed, wawk in t-the +s-statutes of w-wife, without committing inyiquity; he shaww suwewy wive, +he shaww nyot die. + +3-33:16 N-Nyonye of his s-sins that he hath committed shaww be m-mentionyed u-unto +him: he hath donye that which is wawfuw and wight; he shaww suwewy +w-wive. + +33:17 Y-Yet t-the chiwdwen of thy peopwe say, The w-way of t-the Wowd is nyot +equaw: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, theiw w-way is nyot e-equaw. + +33:18 When t-the wighteous tuwnyeth fwom his wighteousnyess, and +committeth inyiquity, he shaww even die theweby. + +33:19 But if t-the wicked tuwn fwom his wickednyess, and (^-^*)/ d-do that which is +wawfuw and (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, he shaww wive theweby. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 Y-Yet ye say, The w-way of t-the Wowd is nyot e-equaw. O-O ye house of +I-Iswaew, I wiww j-judge you {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye aftew his w-ways. + +33:21 And it came to pass in t-the twewfth yeaw of ouw c-captivity, in t-the +(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, in t-the fifth day of t-the m-month, that onye that h-had escaped +out of Jewusawem came u-unto me, s-saying, The city is smitten. + +3-33:22 Nyow t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was upon m-me in t-the evenying, afowe he +that w-was escaped c-came; and h-had openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, untiw he came to m-me in +t-the m-mownying; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth w-was openyed, and I w-was nyo mowe (o´∀`o) d-dumb. + +33:23 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 33:24 S-Son of +^.^ m-man, they that i-inhabit those wastes of t-the wand of Iswaew speak, +s-saying, A-Abwaham w-was o-onye, and he (^-^*)/ i-inhewited t-the wand: but we awe many; +t-the wand is given us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inhewitance. + +33:25 Whewefowe say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Ye e-eat with +t-the bwood, and wift up youw eyes towawd youw idows, and shed b-bwood: +and shaww ye possess t-the w-wand? 33:26 Ye stand upon youw swowd, ye +wowk abominyation, and ye defiwe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his nyeighbouw's wife: and +shaww ye possess t-the w-wand? 33:27 Say t-thou thus u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD; As I wive, suwewy they that awe in t-the wastes shaww faww +by t-the swowd, and him that is in t-the open fiewd wiww I g-give to t-the +b-beasts to be devouwed, and they that be in t-the fowts and in t-the caves +shaww die of t-the p-pestiwence. + +33:28 Fow I wiww way t-the wand most d-desowate, and t-the pomp of hew +stwength shaww (ノωヽ) c-cease; and t-the mountains of Iswaew shaww be d-desowate, +that nyonye shaww pass thwough. + +33:29 T-Then shaww they knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I have w-waid t-the +wand most desowate because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw abominyations which they have +committed. + +3-33:30 Awso, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, t-the chiwdwen of thy peopwe stiww awe +tawking against thee by t-the wawws and in t-the doows of t-the houses, and +speak onye to anyothew, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his bwothew, s-saying, Come, I p-pway +y-you, and h-heaw what is t-the wowd that cometh fowth fwom t-the WOWD. + +33:31 And they come u-unto thee as t-the peopwe cometh, and they sit +befowe thee as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and they h-heaw thy wowds, but they wiww nyot +(^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with theiw mouth they s-shew m-much wove, but theiw heawt +goeth aftew theiw covetousnyess. + +33:32 And, wo, t-thou awt u-unto t-them as a vewy wovewy song of onye that +hath a pweasant voice, and c-can pway w-weww on an i-instwument: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +h-heaw thy wowds, but they (^-^*)/ d-do t-them n-nyot. + +33:33 And when this cometh to pass, (wo, it wiww c-come,) t-then shaww +they knyow that a pwophet hath b-been among them. + +34:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 34:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-the shephewds of I-Iswaew, pwophesy, and say u-unto t-them, +T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD u-unto t-the shephewds; Woe be to t-the shephewds of +Iswaew that (^-^*)/ d-do feed t-themsewves! shouwd nyot t-the shephewds feed t-the +( ~*-*)~ f-fwocks? 34:3 Ye e-eat t-the fat, and ye cwothe you with t-the woow, ye kiww +t-them that awe fed: but ye feed nyot t-the fwock. + +(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 The diseased have ye nyot s-stwengthenyed, nyeithew have ye heawed +that which w-was sick, nyeithew have ye b-bound up that which w-was bwoken, +nyeithew have ye b-bwought again that which w-was dwiven away, nyeithew have +ye sought that which w-was wost; but with fowce and with cwuewty have ye +wuwed them. + +34:5 And they wewe scattewed, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo shephewd: and they +became meat to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd, when they wewe scattewed. + +34:6 My sheep OwO w-wandewed thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mountains, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high +hiww: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock w-was scattewed upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-face of t-the eawth, and +nyonye did s-seawch ow seek aftew them. + +34:7 Thewefowe, ye shephewds, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; 3-34:8 As I +wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, suwewy because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock became a pwey, and +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock became meat to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the fiewd, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo +s-shephewd, nyeithew did o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shephewds s-seawch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, but t-the +shephewds fed themsewves, and fed nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock; 34:9 Thewefowe, O-O ye +shephewds, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; 34:10 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; +Behowd, I am against t-the shephewds; and I wiww wequiwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock a-at +theiw hand, and c-cause t-them to cease fwom feeding t-the fwock; nyeithew +shaww t-the shephewds feed themsewves any mowe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fwock fwom theiw mouth, that they may nyot be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +34:11 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I, even I, wiww both s-seawch +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep, and seek t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +34:12 As a s-shephewd seeketh out his fwock in t-the day that he is among +his sheep that awe scattewed; so wiww I seek out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep, and wiww +d-dewivew t-them out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whewe they have b-been scattewed in t-the +cwoudy and dawk d-day. + +34:13 And I wiww bwing t-them out fwom t-the p-peopwe, and gathew t-them fwom +t-the countwies, and wiww bwing t-them to theiw own wand, and feed t-them +upon t-the mountains of Iswaew by t-the wivews, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (✧ω✧) i-inhabited +pwaces of t-the countwy. + +34:14 I wiww feed t-them in a g-good pastuwe, and upon t-the high mountains +of Iswaew shaww theiw fowd be: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they w-wie in a g-good f-fowd, +and in a fat pastuwe shaww they feed upon t-the mountains of Iswaew. + +3-34:15 I wiww feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, and I wiww c-cause t-them to w-wie down, saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +34:16 I wiww seek that which w-was w-wost, and bwing again that which w-was +dwiven away, and wiww bind up that which w-was bwoken, and wiww +stwengthen that which w-was sick: but I wiww d-destwoy t-the fat and t-the +stwong; I wiww feed t-them with judgment. + +34:17 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I +j-judge b-between cattwe and cattwe, b-between t-the wams and t-the he goats. + +34:18 Seemeth it a smaww t-thing u-unto you to have eaten up t-the g-good +pastuwe, but ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must twead down with youw feet t-the wesidue of youw +pastuwes? and to have dwunk of t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep w-watews, but ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must f-fouw t-the +wesidue with youw feet? 34:19 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, they e-eat that +which ye have twodden with youw feet; and they dwink that which ye +have fouwed with youw feet. + +34:20 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd GOD u-unto t-them; Behowd, I, even I, +wiww j-judge b-between t-the fat cattwe and b-between t-the wean c-cattwe. + +3-34:21 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have thwust with side and with (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and pushed +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the diseased with youw howns, tiww ye have scattewed t-them abwoad; +3-34:22 Thewefowe wiww I s-save o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, and they shaww nyo mowe be a +pwey; and I wiww j-judge b-between cattwe and c-cattwe. + +3-34:23 And I wiww s-set up onye s-shephewd o-ovew t-them, and he shaww feed +t-them, even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; he shaww feed t-them, and he shaww be theiw +shephewd. + +34:24 And I t-the WOWD wiww be theiw G-God, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David a pwince +among t-them; I t-the WOWD have spoken it. + +3-34:25 And I wiww make with t-them a c-covenyant of p-peace, and wiww c-cause +t-the eviw b-beasts to cease out of t-the wand: and they shaww dweww safewy +in t-the wiwdewnyess, and (o´∀`o) s-sweep in t-the woods. + +34:26 And I wiww make t-them and t-the pwaces (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww a +b-bwessing; and I wiww c-cause t-the showew to come down in his season; +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be showews of bwessing. + +34:27 And t-the twee of t-the fiewd shaww yiewd hew f-fwuit, and t-the eawth +shaww yiewd hew incwease, and they shaww be safe in theiw wand, and +shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I have bwoken t-the bands of theiw +yoke, and dewivewed t-them out of t-the hand of those that sewved +themsewves of them. + +3-34:28 And they shaww nyo mowe be a pwey to t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, nyeithew shaww +t-the beast of t-the wand devouw t-them; but they shaww dweww safewy, and +nyonye shaww make t-them afwaid. + +34:29 And I wiww w-waise up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them a pwant of wenyown, and they shaww +be nyo mowe consumed with h-hungew in t-the wand, nyeithew beaw t-the shame of +t-the heathen any mowe. + +34:30 T-Thus shaww they knyow that I t-the WOWD theiw God am with t-them, and +that they, even t-the house of I-Iswaew, awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD. + +34:31 And ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, t-the fwock of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pastuwe, awe men, and I am youw +G-God, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +35:1 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 35:2 S-Son of +^.^ m-man, s-set thy f-face against mount Seiw, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against it, 35:3 +And say u-unto it, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, O-O mount Seiw, I am +against thee, and I wiww s-stwetch out minye hand against thee, and I +wiww make thee most >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +35:4 I wiww way thy c-cities waste, and t-thou shawt be d-desowate, and t-thou +shawt knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +35:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast h-had a pewpetuaw h-hatwed, and hast shed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew by t-the fowce of t-the s-swowd in t-the time of +theiw (♡°▽°♡) c-cawamity, in t-the time that theiw i-inyiquity h-had an end: 3-35:6 +Thewefowe, as I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, I wiww p-pwepawe thee u-unto +bwood, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww puwsue t-thee: s-sith t-thou hast nyot hated bwood, +even ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww puwsue thee. + +35:7 T-Thus wiww I make mount Seiw most d-desowate, and cut off fwom it +him that passeth out and him that wetuwnyeth. + +3-35:8 And I wiww fiww his mountains with his s-swain m-men: in thy h-hiwws, +and in thy vawweys, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wivews, shaww they faww that awe +s-swain with t-the swowd. + +3-35:9 I wiww make thee pewpetuaw desowations, and thy c-cities shaww nyot +wetuwn: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +35:10 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast said, These two nyations and these two +countwies shaww be minye, and we wiww possess it; w-wheweas t-the WOWD w-was +thewe: 3-35:11 Thewefowe, as I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, I wiww even (^-^*)/ d-do +a-accowding to thinye angew, and a-accowding to thinye envy which t-thou hast +used out of thy hatwed against t-them; and I wiww make mysewf knyown +among t-them, when I have judged thee. + +35:12 And t-thou shawt knyow that I am t-the WOWD, and that I have heawd +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy bwasphemies which t-thou hast spoken against t-the mountains of +I-Iswaew, s-saying, They awe w-waid d-desowate, they awe given us to consume. + +3-35:13 T-Thus with youw mouth ye have b-boasted against me, and have +m-muwtipwied youw w-wowds against me: I have heawd them. + +35:14 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; When t-the w-whowe eawth wejoiceth, I wiww +make thee >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +35:15 As t-thou didst wejoice a-at t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the house of I-Iswaew, +because it w-was d-desowate, so wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-thee: t-thou shawt be +d-desowate, O-O mount Seiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Idumea, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of i-it: and they shaww +knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +36:1 Awso, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto t-the mountains of I-Iswaew, and +say, Ye mountains of I-Iswaew, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: 3-36:2 T-Thus +saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the enyemy hath said against y-you, Aha, even +t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient high pwaces awe ouws in possession: 36:3 Thewefowe +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy and say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have m-made you +d-desowate, and swawwowed you up on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, that ye m-might be a +^.^ p-possession u-unto t-the wesidue of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and ye awe taken up in t-the +w-wips of t-tawkews, and awe an infamy of t-the peopwe: 36:4 Thewefowe, ye +mountains of I-Iswaew, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the Wowd G-GOD; T-Thus saith t-the +Wowd GOD to t-the mountains, and to t-the h-hiwws, to t-the wivews, and to t-the +vawweys, to t-the desowate wastes, and to t-the c-cities that awe fowsaken, +which became a pwey and dewision to t-the wesidue of t-the heathen that +awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; 3-36:5 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; S-Suwewy in t-the +fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy have I spoken against t-the wesidue of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, +and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Idumea, which have appointed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand into theiw +^.^ p-possession with t-the joy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt, with despitefuw minds, to +cast it out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey. + +36:6 Pwophesy thewefowe c-concewnying t-the wand of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto +t-the mountains, and to t-the h-hiwws, to t-the wivews, and to t-the vawweys, +T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I have spoken in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy and in +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, because ye have (￣ω￣) b-bownye t-the shame of t-the heathen: 36:7 +Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I have w-wifted up minye hand, S-Suwewy +t-the heathen that awe about y-you, they shaww beaw theiw shame. + +36:8 But ye, O-O mountains of I-Iswaew, ye shaww shoot fowth youw +bwanches, and yiewd youw fwuit to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe of I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe a-at +hand to come. + +36:9 Fow, b-behowd, I am (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and I wiww tuwn u-unto y-you, and ye shaww +be tiwwed and sown: 36:10 And I wiww m-muwtipwy men upon y-you, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +house of I-Iswaew, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of i-it: and t-the c-cities shaww be inhabited, +and t-the wastes shaww be buiwded: 36:11 And I wiww m-muwtipwy upon you +man and (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; and they shaww incwease and bwing fwuit: and I wiww +s-settwe you aftew youw o-owd ( =ω=)..nyaa e-estates, and wiww (^-^*)/ d-do bettew u-unto you than a-at +youw beginnyings: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +36:12 Yea, I wiww c-cause men to wawk upon y-you, even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew; +and they shaww possess thee, and t-thou shawt be theiw inhewitance, and +t-thou shawt nyo mowe hencefowth b-beweave t-them of m-men. + +3-36:13 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they say u-unto y-you, T-Thou wand +devouwest up men, and hast beweaved thy n-nyations: 36:14 Thewefowe t-thou +shawt devouw men nyo m-mowe, nyeithew b-beweave thy nyations any m-mowe, saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +36:15 N-Nyeithew wiww I c-cause men to h-heaw in thee t-the shame of t-the +heathen any m-mowe, nyeithew shawt t-thou beaw t-the wepwoach of t-the peopwe +any m-mowe, nyeithew shawt t-thou c-cause thy nyations to faww any m-mowe, saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +36:16 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 36:17 S-Son of +^.^ m-man, when t-the house of Iswaew d-dwewt in theiw own wand, they defiwed it +by theiw own w-way and by theiw doings: theiw w-way w-was befowe m-me as t-the +uncweannyess of a w-wemoved |･ω･) w-woman. + +36:18 Whewefowe I pouwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that they h-had +shed upon t-the wand, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw idows whewewith they h-had powwuted +i-it: 36:19 And I scattewed t-them among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and they wewe +d-dispewsed thwough t-the c-countwies: a-accowding to theiw w-way and a-accowding +to theiw doings I judged them. + +36:20 And when they entewed u-unto t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whithew they went, they +pwofanyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame, when they said to t-them, These awe t-the peopwe of +t-the WOWD, and awe gonye fowth out of his wand. + +36:21 But I h-had p-pity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye h-howy nyame, which t-the house of Iswaew h-had +pwofanyed among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whithew they went. + +3-36:22 Thewefowe say u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; +I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot this (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, O-O house of I-Iswaew, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye h-howy +nyame's sake, which ye have pwofanyed among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whithew ye +went. + +36:23 And I wiww sanctify o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gweat nyame, which w-was pwofanyed among t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, which ye have pwofanyed in t-the m-midst of t-them; and t-the heathen +shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, saith t-the Wowd GOD, when I shaww be +sanctified in you befowe theiw eyes. + +36:24 Fow I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take you fwom among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and gathew you out +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies, and wiww bwing you into youw own wand. + +36:25 T-Then wiww I spwinkwe cwean w-watew upon y-you, and ye shaww be +cwean: fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw fiwthinyess, and fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw idows, wiww I +cweanse you. + +36:26 A-A nyew heawt awso wiww I g-give y-you, and a nyew spiwit wiww I put +within you: and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the stony heawt out of youw f-fwesh, +and I wiww g-give you an heawt of ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +36:27 And I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit within y-you, and c-cause you to wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-statutes, and ye shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +36:28 And ye shaww dweww in t-the wand that I gave to youw fathews; and +ye shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be youw God. + +(/ =ω=)/ 3-36:29 I wiww awso s-save you fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw uncweannyesses: and I wiww +caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cown, and wiww incwease it, and way nyo faminye upon you. + +36:30 And I wiww m-muwtipwy t-the fwuit of t-the twee, and t-the incwease of +t-the fiewd, that ye shaww weceive nyo mowe wepwoach of faminye among t-the +heathen. + +36:31 T-Then shaww ye (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew youw own eviw ways, and youw doings that +wewe nyot g-good, and shaww wothe youwsewves in youw own sight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw +inyiquities and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw abominyations. + +36:32 Nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes (^-^*)/ d-do I this, saith t-the Wowd GOD, be it knyown +u-unto you: be a-ashamed and confounded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw own ways, O-O house of +Iswaew. + +36:33 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; In t-the day that I shaww have cweansed +you fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw inyiquities I wiww awso c-cause you to dweww in t-the +cities, and t-the wastes shaww be buiwded. + +36:34 And t-the desowate wand shaww be tiwwed, w-wheweas it way desowate +in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that passed by. + +36:35 And they shaww say, This wand that w-was desowate is become w-wike +t-the gawden of Eden; and t-the waste and desowate and wuinyed c-cities awe +become fenced, and awe i-inhabited. + +36:36 T-Then t-the heathen that awe weft (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about you shaww knyow that I +t-the WOWD buiwd t-the wuinyed pwaces, and pwant that that w-was desowate: I +t-the WOWD have spoken it, and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +36:37 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this be enquiwed of by +t-the house of I-Iswaew, to (^-^*)/ d-do it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them; I wiww incwease t-them with men +w-wike a fwock. + +36:38 As t-the h-howy f-fwock, as t-the fwock of Jewusawem in hew sowemn +feasts; so shaww t-the waste c-cities be fiwwed with f-fwocks of m-men: and +they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +37:1 The hand of t-the WOWD w-was upon me, and cawwied m-me out in t-the +spiwit of t-the WOWD, and s-set m-me down in t-the m-midst of t-the vawwey which +w-was f-fuww of bonyes, 37:2 And caused m-me to pass by t-them (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: +and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe vewy many in t-the open vawwey; and, wo, they +wewe vewy dwy. + +3-37:3 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, c-can these bonyes w-wive? And I +answewed, O-O Wowd GOD, t-thou k-knyowest. + +37:4 A-Again he said u-unto me, Pwophesy upon these bonyes, and say u-unto +t-them, O-O ye dwy bonyes, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +37:5 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD u-unto these bonyes; Behowd, I wiww c-cause +bweath to entew into y-you, and ye shaww w-wive: 37:6 And I wiww way +sinyews upon y-you, and wiww bwing up fwesh upon y-you, and covew you with +s-skin, and put bweath in y-you, and ye shaww wive; and ye shaww knyow that +I am t-the WOWD. + +37:7 S-So I pwophesied as I w-was commanded: and as I (♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was a nyoise, and (x_x)V b-behowd a shaking, and t-the bonyes came togethew, bonye +to his bonye. + +37:8 And when I behewd, wo, t-the sinyews and t-the fwesh came up upon +t-them, and t-the skin covewed t-them above: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bweath in +them. + +37:9 T-Then said he u-unto me, Pwophesy u-unto t-the wind, pwophesy, son of +^.^ m-man, and say to t-the wind, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Come fwom t-the fouw +winds, O-O bweath, and bweathe upon these swain, that they may w-wive. + +37:10 S-So I pwophesied as he commanded me, and t-the bweath came into +t-them, and they w-wived, and s-stood up upon theiw feet, an exceeding gweat +awmy. + +37:11 T-Then he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, these bonyes awe t-the w-whowe +house of Iswaew: b-behowd, they say, O-Ouw bonyes awe dwied, and ouw hope +is wost: we awe cut off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw p-pawts. + +37:12 Thewefowe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy and say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; +Behowd, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, I wiww open youw gwaves, and c-cause you to come up +out of youw gwaves, and bwing you into t-the wand of Iswaew. + +37:13 And ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I have openyed youw +gwaves, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and b-bwought you up out of youw gwaves, 3-37:14 And +shaww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit in y-you, and ye shaww wive, and I shaww pwace you +in youw own wand: t-then shaww ye knyow that I t-the WOWD have spoken it, +and ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed it, saith t-the WOWD. + +3-37:15 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 37:16 Moweovew, +t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take thee onye stick, and wwite upon it, Fow Judah, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew his companyions: t-then o(>ω<)o t-take anyothew +stick, and wwite upon it, Fow Joseph, t-the stick of Ephwaim and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the house of Iswaew his companyions: 37:17 And join t-them onye to anyothew +into onye stick; and they shaww become onye in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +37:18 And when t-the chiwdwen of thy peopwe shaww speak u-unto thee, +s-saying, Wiwt t-thou nyot s-shew us what t-thou meanyest by these? 37:19 Say +u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the stick of +Joseph, which is in t-the hand of Ephwaim, and t-the twibes of Iswaew his +fewwows, and wiww put t-them with him, even with t-the stick of Judah, and +make t-them onye stick, and they shaww be onye in minye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +37:20 And t-the s-sticks wheweon t-thou wwitest shaww be in thinye hand +befowe theiw eyes. + +3-37:21 And say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whithew they be gonye, +and wiww gathew t-them on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, and bwing t-them into theiw own +wand: 37:22 And I wiww make t-them onye nyation in t-the wand upon t-the +mountains of I-Iswaew; and onye king shaww be king to t-them aww: and they +shaww be nyo mowe two n-nyations, nyeithew shaww they be d-divided into two +(´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms any mowe a-at aww. + +37:23 N-Nyeithew shaww they defiwe themsewves any mowe with theiw idows, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow with theiw d-detestabwe things, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with any of theiw +twansgwessions: but I wiww s-save t-them out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw dwewwingpwaces, +whewein they have sinnyed, and wiww cweanse (=`ω´=) t-them: so shaww they be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +p-peopwe, and I wiww be theiw God. + +37:24 And David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant shaww be king o-ovew t-them; and they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww +have onye shephewd: they shaww awso wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and o-obsewve +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +37:25 And they shaww dweww in t-the wand that I have given u-unto J-Jacob o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-sewvant, whewein youw f-fathews have dwewt; and they shaww dweww +thewein, even they, and theiw c-chiwdwen, and theiw c-chiwdwen's chiwdwen +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David shaww be theiw pwince (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +37:26 Moweovew I wiww make a c-covenyant of peace with t-them; it shaww be +an evewwasting c-covenyant with (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww pwace t-them, and m-muwtipwy +t-them, and wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy in t-the m-midst of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + +3-37:27 My tabewnyacwe awso shaww be with (=`ω´=) t-them: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww be theiw G-God, +and they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +37:28 And t-the heathen shaww knyow that I t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do sanctify I-Iswaew, +when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy shaww be in t-the m-midst of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + +38:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 38:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +s-set thy f-face against G-Gog, t-the wand of (＾• ω •＾) M-Magog, t-the chief pwince of +M-Meshech and Tubaw, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against him, ＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 And say, T-Thus saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against thee, O-O G-Gog, t-the chief pwince of +M-Meshech and Tubaw: 3-38:4 And I wiww tuwn thee b-back, and put hooks into +thy jaws, and I wiww bwing thee fowth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye awmy, howses and +howsemen, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them cwothed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sowts of a-awmouw, even a gweat +company with buckwews and shiewds, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them handwing swowds: 3-38:5 +Pewsia, Ethiopia, and Wibya with t-them; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them with shiewd and +hewmet: 38:6 G-Gomew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bands; t-the house of Togawmah of t-the +nyowth quawtews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bands: and many peopwe with thee. + +38:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou pwepawed, and p-pwepawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow xDD t-thysewf, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +company that awe assembwed u-unto thee, and be t-thou a g-guawd u-unto them. + +(o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 Aftew many days t-thou shawt be v-visited: in t-the wattew yeaws t-thou +shawt come into t-the wand that is b-bwought back fwom t-the swowd, and is +gathewed out of many p-peopwe, against t-the mountains of I-Iswaew, which +have b-been awways waste: but it is b-bwought fowth out of t-the n-nyations, +and they shaww dweww safewy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of them. + +38:9 T-Thou shawt ascend and come w-wike a stowm, t-thou shawt be w-wike a +cwoud to covew t-the wand, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy bands, and many peopwe with +thee. + +3-38:10 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I-It shaww awso come to pass, that a-at t-the +same time shaww things come into thy mind, and t-thou shawt think an +eviw thought: 38:11 And t-thou shawt say, I wiww go up to t-the wand of +unwawwed viwwages; I wiww go to t-them that awe a-at west, that dweww +safewy, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them dwewwing without (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and h-having nyeithew baws +(=`ω´=) n-nyow gates, 3-38:12 To o(>ω<)o t-take a spoiw, and to o(>ω<)o t-take a pwey; to tuwn thinye +hand upon t-the desowate pwaces that awe nyow inhabited, and upon t-the +peopwe that awe gathewed out of t-the n-nyations, which have gotten cattwe +and goods, that dweww in t-the m-midst of t-the wand. + +♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 Sheba, and D-Dedan, and t-the mewchants of T-Tawshish, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +young w-wions t-theweof, shaww say u-unto thee, Awt t-thou come to o(>ω<)o t-take a +spoiw? hast t-thou gathewed thy company to o(>ω<)o t-take a pwey? to cawwy away +s-siwvew and gowd, to o(>ω<)o t-take away cattwe and goods, to o(>ω<)o t-take a gweat spoiw? +38:14 Thewefowe, son of ^.^ m-man, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy and say u-unto G-Gog, T-Thus saith t-the +Wowd G-GOD; In that day when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe of Iswaew d-dwewweth safewy, shawt +t-thou nyot knyow it? 38:15 And t-thou shawt come fwom thy pwace out of t-the +nyowth pawts, thou, and many peopwe with thee, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them widing upon +howses, a gweat company, and a mighty awmy: 38:16 And t-thou shawt come +up against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe of I-Iswaew, as a cwoud to covew t-the wand; it shaww +be in t-the wattew days, and I wiww bwing thee against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand, that t-the +heathen may knyow me, when I shaww be sanctified in thee, O-O G-Gog, befowe +theiw eyes. + +38:17 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Awt t-thou he of whom I have spoken in +o-owd time by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets of I-Iswaew, which pwophesied in +those days many yeaws that I w-wouwd bwing thee against them? 3-38:18 And +it shaww come to pass a-at t-the same time when G-Gog shaww come against t-the +wand of I-Iswaew, saith t-the Wowd GOD, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy shaww come up in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(￣ω￣) f-face. + +38:19 Fow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy and in t-the fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath have I spoken, +S-Suwewy in that day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a gweat (☆ω☆) s-shaking in t-the wand of +I-Iswaew; 38:20 S-So that t-the fishes of t-the sea, and t-the f-fowws of t-the +heaven, and t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-cweeping things that +cweep upon t-the eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that awe upon t-the f-face of t-the +eawth, shaww s-shake a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwesence, and t-the mountains shaww be thwown +down, and t-the steep pwaces shaww faww, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy waww shaww faww to +t-the gwound. + +38:21 And I wiww caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-swowd against him (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mountains, saith t-the Wowd GOD: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's s-swowd shaww be against his +bwothew. + +3-38:22 And I wiww pwead against him with pestiwence and with bwood; and +I wiww wain upon him, and upon his bands, and upon t-the many peopwe +that awe with him, an ovewfwowing wain, and gweat haiwstonyes, f-fiwe, +and bwimstonye. + +38:23 T-Thus wiww I magnyify mysewf, and sanctify mysewf; and I wiww be +knyown in t-the eyes of many n-nyations, and they shaww knyow that I am t-the +WOWD. + +39:1 Thewefowe, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against G-Gog, and say, T-Thus +saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against thee, O-O G-Gog, t-the chief pwince +of M-Meshech and Tubaw: 3-39:2 And I wiww tuwn thee b-back, and weave but +t-the sixth pawt of thee, and wiww c-cause thee to come up fwom t-the nyowth +pawts, and wiww bwing thee upon t-the mountains of Iswaew: 39:3 And I +wiww smite thy bow out of thy weft hand, and wiww c-cause thinye awwows +to faww out of thy wight ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +39:4 T-Thou shawt faww upon t-the mountains of I-Iswaew, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +bands, and t-the peopwe that is with t-thee: I wiww g-give thee u-unto t-the +wavenyous biwds of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowt, and to t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd to be +devouwed. + +39:5 T-Thou shawt faww upon t-the open fiewd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have spoken it, saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +39:6 And I wiww send a fiwe on (＾• ω •＾) M-Magog, and among t-them that dweww +cawewesswy in t-the iswes: and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. + +39:7 S-So wiww I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame knyown in t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe +I-Iswaew; and I wiww nyot wet t-them powwute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame any mowe: and t-the +heathen shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, t-the Howy Onye in Iswaew. + +3-39:8 Behowd, it is come, and it is donye, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; this is +t-the day wheweof I have spoken. + +39:9 And they that dweww in t-the c-cities of Iswaew shaww go fowth, and +shaww s-set on fiwe and buwn t-the weapons, both t-the shiewds and t-the +buckwews, t-the bows and t-the a-awwows, and t-the h-handstaves, and t-the speaws, +and they shaww buwn t-them with fiwe seven yeaws: 39:10 S-So that they +shaww o(>ω<)o t-take nyo w-wood out of t-the fiewd, nyeithew cut down any out of t-the +f-fowests; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww buwn t-the weapons with fiwe: and they shaww +spoiw those that spoiwed t-them, and w-wob those that w-wobbed t-them, saith +t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +39:11 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that I wiww g-give u-unto G-Gog +a pwace (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of gwaves in I-Iswaew, t-the vawwey of t-the p-passengews on t-the +east of t-the sea: and it shaww stop t-the nyoses of t-the passengews: and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they buwy G-Gog and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his o(>< )o m-muwtitude: and they shaww caww +it The vawwey of Hamongog. + +39:12 And seven months shaww t-the house of Iswaew be buwying of t-them, +that they may cweanse t-the wand. + +3-39:13 Yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand shaww buwy t-them; and it shaww be +to t-them a wenyown t-the day that I shaww be g-gwowified, saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD. + +39:14 And they shaww sevew out men of c-continyuaw empwoyment, p-passing +thwough t-the wand to buwy with t-the p-passengews those that wemain upon +t-the f-face of t-the eawth, to cweanse i-it: aftew t-the end of seven months +shaww they seawch. + +3-39:15 And t-the p-passengews that pass thwough t-the wand, when any seeth a +man's bonye, t-then shaww he s-set up a (*´▽`*) s-sign by it, tiww t-the buwiews have +buwied it in t-the vawwey of Hamongog. + +3-39:16 And awso t-the nyame of t-the city shaww be Hamonyah. T-Thus shaww they +cweanse t-the wand. + +39:17 And, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Speak u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +feathewed foww, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the fiewd, A-Assembwe youwsewves, +and come; gathew youwsewves on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice that I (^-^*)/ d-do +sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, even a gweat sacwifice upon t-the mountains of +I-Iswaew, that ye may e-eat f-fwesh, and dwink bwood. + +o(>< )o 3-39:18 Ye shaww e-eat t-the fwesh of t-the mighty, and dwink t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the +pwinces of t-the eawth, of wams, of wambs, and of goats, of buwwocks, +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them f-fatwings of B-Bashan. + +♡(｡- ω -) 3-39:19 And ye shaww e-eat fat tiww ye be fuww, and dwink ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood tiww ye be +dwunken, of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice which I have sacwificed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +3-39:20 T-Thus ye shaww be fiwwed a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe with howses and c-chawiots, +with mighty men, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men of waw, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +39:21 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heathen +shaww s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment that I have executed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand that I have +w-waid upon them. + +39:22 S-So t-the house of Iswaew shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD theiw God +fwom that day and fowwawd. + +39:23 And t-the heathen shaww knyow that t-the house of Iswaew went into +captivity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw i-inyiquity: because they twespassed against me, +thewefowe hid I o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom t-them, and gave t-them into t-the hand of +theiw e-enyemies: so feww they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by t-the swowd. + +39:24 Accowding to theiw uncweannyess and a-accowding to theiw +twansgwessions have I donye u-unto t-them, and hid o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom them. + +39:25 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Nyow wiww I bwing again t-the +captivity of Jacob, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon t-the w-whowe house of I-Iswaew, and +wiww be jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame; 39:26 Aftew that they have (￣ω￣) b-bownye +theiw shame, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw t-twespasses wheweby they have twespassed +against me, when they d-dwewt safewy in theiw wand, and nyonye m-made t-them +afwaid. + +39:27 When I have b-bwought t-them again fwom t-the p-peopwe, and gathewed +t-them out of theiw e-enyemies' wands, and am sanctified in t-them in t-the +sight of many nyations; 39:28 T-Then shaww they knyow that I am t-the WOWD +theiw G-God, which caused t-them to be w-wed into captivity among t-the +heathen: but I have gathewed t-them u-unto theiw own wand, and have weft +nyonye of t-them any mowe thewe. + +39:29 N-Nyeithew wiww I hide o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face any mowe fwom (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have +pouwed out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit upon t-the house of I-Iswaew, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +40:1 In t-the five and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of ouw c-captivity, in t-the beginnying +of t-the y-yeaw, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, in t-the fouwteenth yeaw +aftew that t-the city w-was smitten, in t-the sewfsame day t-the hand of t-the +WOWD w-was upon me, and b-bwought m-me thithew. + +40:2 In t-the visions of God b-bwought he m-me into t-the wand of I-Iswaew, and +s-set m-me upon a vewy high mountain, by which w-was as t-the fwame of a city +on t-the south. + +40:3 And he b-bwought m-me thithew, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a ^.^ m-man, whose +a-appeawance w-was w-wike t-the a-appeawance of b-bwass, with a winye of fwax in +his hand, and a measuwing weed; and he s-stood in t-the gate. + +40:4 And t-the man said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, (x_x)V b-behowd with thinye eyes, and +h-heaw with thinye eaws, and s-set thinye heawt upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I shaww s-shew +thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to t-the intent that I m-might s-shew t-them u-unto thee awt t-thou +b-bwought hithew: decwawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou seest to t-the house of Iswaew. + +40:5 And (x_x)V b-behowd a waww on t-the outside of t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and in +t-the man's hand a measuwing weed of six cubits wong by t-the c-cubit and an +hand bweadth: so he measuwed t-the bweadth of t-the buiwding, onye weed; +and t-the height, onye (ノωヽ) w-weed. + +40:6 T-Then came he u-unto t-the gate which wooketh towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and +went up t-the s-staiws t-theweof, and measuwed t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the gate, +which w-was onye weed bwoad; and t-the othew ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the gate, which +w-was onye weed bwoad. + +40:7 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambew w-was onye weed w-wong, and onye weed bwoad; +and b-between t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews wewe five c-cubits; and t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of +t-the gate by t-the p-powch of t-the gate within w-was onye (ノωヽ) w-weed. + +40:8 He measuwed awso t-the p-powch of t-the gate within, onye (ノωヽ) w-weed. + +4-40:9 T-Then measuwed he t-the p-powch of t-the gate, eight c-cubits; and t-the +posts t-theweof, two c-cubits; and t-the p-powch of t-the gate w-was inwawd. + +40:10 And t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews of t-the gate eastwawd wewe thwee on this +side, and thwee on that side; they thwee wewe of onye measuwe: and t-the +posts h-had onye measuwe on this side and on that side. + +40:11 And he measuwed t-the bweadth of t-the entwy of t-the gate, t-ten +c-cubits; and t-the wength of t-the gate, thiwteen cubits. + +40:12 The space awso befowe t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews w-was onye c-cubit on this +side, and t-the space w-was onye c-cubit on that s-side: and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +c-chambews wewe six cubits on this side, and six cubits on that side. + +40:13 He measuwed t-then t-the gate fwom t-the woof of onye ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambew to +t-the woof of anyothew: t-the bweadth w-was five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, doow +against d-doow. + +40:14 He m-made awso posts of (o_O)! t-thweescowe c-cubits, even u-unto t-the p-post of +t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the gate. + +4-40:15 And fwom t-the f-face of t-the gate of t-the entwance u-unto t-the f-face of +t-the p-powch of t-the innyew gate wewe fifty cubits. + +40:16 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyawwow windows to t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chambews, and to +theiw posts within t-the gate (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and wikewise to t-the a-awches: +and windows wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about inwawd: and upon each p-post wewe (o-_-o) p-pawm +twees. + +40:17 T-Then b-bwought he m-me into t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd couwt, and, wo, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe +chambews, and a pavement m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: thiwty +c-chambews wewe upon t-the p-pavement. + +40:18 And t-the pavement by t-the side of t-the gates o-ovew against t-the +wength of t-the gates w-was t-the w-wowew p-pavement. + +40:19 T-Then he measuwed t-the bweadth fwom t-the fowefwont of t-the w-wowew +gate u-unto t-the fowefwont of t-the innyew couwt without, an hundwed cubits +eastwawd and n-nyowthwawd. + +40:20 And t-the gate of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd couwt that wooked towawd t-the nyowth, +he measuwed t-the wength t-theweof, and t-the bweadth t-theweof. + +40:21 And t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews theweof wewe thwee on this side and +thwee on that side; and t-the posts theweof and t-the awches theweof wewe +aftew t-the measuwe of t-the fiwst (´ ω `♡) g-gate: t-the wength theweof w-was fifty +c-cubits, and t-the bweadth five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits. + +40:22 And theiw windows, and theiw awches, and theiw (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, wewe +aftew t-the measuwe of t-the gate that wooketh towawd t-the east; and they +went up u-unto it by seven steps; and t-the awches theweof wewe befowe +them. + +40:23 And t-the gate of t-the innyew couwt w-was o-ovew against t-the gate towawd +t-the nyowth, and towawd t-the east; and he measuwed fwom gate to gate an +hundwed cubits. + +40:24 Aftew that he b-bwought m-me towawd t-the south, and (x_x)V b-behowd a gate +towawd t-the south: and he measuwed t-the posts theweof and t-the awches +theweof a-accowding to these measuwes. + +40:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe windows in it and in t-the awches theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +a-about, w-wike those windows: t-the wength w-was fifty c-cubits, and t-the +bweadth five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits. + +40:26 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven steps to go up to it, and t-the awches +theweof wewe befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: and it h-had (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, onye on this side, and +anyothew on that side, upon t-the posts t-theweof. + +4-40:27 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gate in t-the innyew couwt towawd t-the south: and he +measuwed fwom gate to gate towawd t-the south an hundwed cubits. + +4-40:28 And he b-bwought m-me to t-the innyew couwt by t-the south (´ ω `♡) g-gate: and he +measuwed t-the south gate a-accowding to these ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ m-measuwes; 40:29 And t-the +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews t-theweof, and t-the posts t-theweof, and t-the awches +t-theweof, a-accowding to these measuwes: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe windows in it and +in t-the awches theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: it w-was fifty cubits w-wong, and five +and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits bwoad. + +40:30 And t-the awches (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about wewe five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits w-wong, and +five cubits bwoad. + +40:31 And t-the awches theweof wewe towawd t-the uttew couwt; and (o-_-o) p-pawm +twees wewe upon t-the posts theweof: and t-the g-going up to it h-had eight +steps. + +40:32 And he b-bwought m-me into t-the innyew couwt towawd t-the east: and he +measuwed t-the gate a-accowding to these measuwes. + +40:33 And t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews t-theweof, and t-the posts t-theweof, and t-the +awches t-theweof, wewe a-accowding to these measuwes: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe +windows (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein and in t-the awches theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: it w-was fifty +cubits w-wong, and five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits bwoad. + +40:34 And t-the awches theweof wewe towawd t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd couwt; and (o-_-o) p-pawm +twees wewe upon t-the posts t-theweof, on this side, and on that s-side: and +t-the g-going up to it h-had eight steps. + +40:35 And he b-bwought m-me to t-the nyowth gate, and measuwed it a-accowding +to these ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ m-measuwes; 40:36 The ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews t-theweof, t-the posts +t-theweof, and t-the awches t-theweof, and t-the windows to it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: +t-the wength w-was fifty c-cubits, and t-the bweadth five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits. + +4-40:37 And t-the posts theweof wewe towawd t-the uttew couwt; and (o-_-o) p-pawm +twees wewe upon t-the posts t-theweof, on this side, and on that s-side: and +t-the g-going up to it h-had eight steps. + +40:38 And t-the c-chambews and t-the e-entwies theweof wewe by t-the posts of +t-the gates, whewe they washed t-the buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +40:39 And in t-the p-powch of t-the gate wewe two tabwes on this side, and +two tabwes on that side, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway theweon t-the buwnt offewing and t-the +sin offewing and t-the twespass o(>< )o o-offewing. + +40:40 And a-at t-the side without, as onye goeth up to t-the entwy of t-the +nyowth gate, wewe two t-tabwes; and on t-the othew side, which w-was a-at t-the +p-powch of t-the gate, wewe two tabwes. + +40:41 Fouw tabwes wewe on this side, and fouw tabwes on that side, by +t-the side of t-the gate; eight tabwes, wheweupon they swew theiw +sacwifices. + +40:42 And t-the fouw tabwes wewe of hewn stonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt o-offewing, +of a c-cubit and an hawf w-wong, and a c-cubit and an hawf bwoad, and onye +c-cubit high: wheweupon awso they w-waid t-the instwuments whewewith they +swew t-the buwnt offewing and t-the sacwifice. + +40:43 And within wewe hooks, an hand bwoad, (o-_-o) f-fastenyed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: and +upon t-the tabwes w-was t-the fwesh of t-the o(>< )o o-offewing. + +40:44 And without t-the innyew gate wewe t-the c-chambews of t-the s-singews in +t-the innyew couwt, which w-was a-at t-the side of t-the nyowth gate; and theiw +pwospect w-was towawd t-the south: onye a-at t-the side of t-the east gate h-having +t-the pwospect towawd t-the n-nyowth. + +(o^▽^o) 4-40:45 And he said u-unto me, This chambew, whose pwospect is towawd t-the +south, is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwiests, t-the keepews of t-the chawge of t-the house. + +40:46 And t-the c-chambew whose pwospect is towawd t-the nyowth is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +p-pwiests, t-the keepews of t-the chawge of t-the a-awtaw: these awe t-the sons of +Zadok among t-the sons of Wevi, which come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the WOWD to m-minyistew +u-unto h-him. + +40:47 S-So he measuwed t-the couwt, an hundwed cubits w-wong, and an hundwed +cubits bwoad, f-fouwsquawe; and t-the awtaw that w-was befowe t-the house. + +40:48 And he b-bwought m-me to t-the p-powch of t-the h-house, and measuwed each +p-post of t-the powch, five cubits on this side, and five cubits on that +s-side: and t-the bweadth of t-the gate w-was thwee cubits on this side, and +thwee cubits on that side. + +40:49 The wength of t-the p-powch w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, and t-the bweadth +eweven c-cubits, and he b-bwought m-me by t-the steps wheweby they went up to +i-it: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe piwwaws by t-the posts, onye on this side, and anyothew +on that side. + +4-41:1 Aftewwawd he b-bwought m-me to t-the t-tempwe, and measuwed t-the posts, +six cubits bwoad on t-the onye side, and six cubits bwoad on t-the othew +side, which w-was t-the bweadth of t-the tabewnyacwe. + +41:2 And t-the bweadth of t-the doow w-was t-ten c-cubits; and t-the s-sides of t-the +doow wewe five cubits on t-the onye side, and five cubits on t-the othew +s-side: and he measuwed t-the wength t-theweof, f-fowty (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and t-the +b-bweadth, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits. + +41:3 T-Then went he inwawd, and measuwed t-the p-post of t-the d-doow, two +c-cubits; and t-the d-doow, six c-cubits; and t-the bweadth of t-the d-doow, seven +cubits. + +41:4 S-So he measuwed t-the wength t-theweof, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits; and t-the +b-bweadth, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, befowe t-the tempwe: and he said u-unto me, This +is t-the most h-howy pwace. + +41:5 Aftew he measuwed t-the waww of t-the h-house, six c-cubits; and t-the +bweadth of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side chambew, fouw c-cubits, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the house on +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. + +41:6 And t-the side c-chambews wewe thwee, onye o-ovew anyothew, and thiwty in +owdew; and they entewed into t-the waww which w-was of t-the house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +side c-chambews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, that they m-might have howd, but they h-had nyot +h-howd in t-the waww of t-the house. + +4-41:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was an enwawging, and a winding about stiww upwawd to +t-the side chambews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the winding about of t-the house went stiww +upwawd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the house: thewefowe t-the bweadth of t-the house w-was +stiww upwawd, and so incweased fwom t-the w-wowest c-chambew to t-the highest +by t-the midst. + +41:8 I saw awso t-the height of t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: t-the foundations +of t-the side c-chambews wewe a f-fuww weed of six gweat cubits. + +41:9 The thicknyess of t-the waww, which w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the side c-chambew +without, w-was five (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and that which w-was weft w-was t-the pwace of t-the +side c-chambews that wewe within. + +41:10 And b-between t-the c-chambews w-was t-the widenyess of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about t-the house on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. + +4-41:11 And t-the doows of t-the side c-chambews wewe towawd t-the pwace that +w-was weft, onye doow towawd t-the nyowth, and anyothew doow towawd t-the +south: and t-the bweadth of t-the pwace that w-was weft w-was five cubits +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +41:12 Nyow t-the buiwding that w-was befowe t-the sepawate pwace a-at t-the end +towawd t-the west w-was s-seventy cubits bwoad; and t-the waww of t-the buiwding +w-was five cubits thick (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and t-the wength theweof nyinyety +cubits. + +4-41:13 S-So he measuwed t-the h-house, an hundwed cubits w-wong; and t-the +sepawate pwace, and t-the buiwding, with t-the wawws t-theweof, an hundwed +cubits w-wong; 41:14 Awso t-the bweadth of t-the f-face of t-the h-house, and of +t-the sepawate pwace towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, an hundwed cubits. + +41:15 And he measuwed t-the wength of t-the buiwding o-ovew against t-the +sepawate pwace which w-was behind it, and t-the gawwewies theweof on t-the +onye side and on t-the othew side, an hundwed c-cubits, with t-the innyew +t-tempwe, and t-the powches of t-the couwt; 41:16 The doow posts, and t-the +nyawwow windows, and t-the gawwewies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about on theiw thwee s-stowies, +o-ovew against t-the d-doow, ciewed with w-wood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and fwom t-the +(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound up to t-the windows, and t-the windows wewe covewed; 41:17 To that +a-above t-the d-doow, even u-unto t-the innyew h-house, and without, and by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +waww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about within and without, by measuwe. + +4-41:18 And it w-was m-made with (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, so that a (o-_-o) p-pawm +twee w-was b-between a chewub and a chewub; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy chewub h-had two +faces; 41:19 S-So that t-the f-face of a man w-was towawd t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee on t-the +onye side, and t-the f-face of a young w-wion towawd t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee on t-the +othew s-side: it w-was m-made thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +41:20 Fwom t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound u-unto a-above t-the doow wewe (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm +twees made, and on t-the waww of t-the tempwe. + +41:21 The posts of t-the tempwe wewe squawed, and t-the f-face of t-the +sanctuawy; t-the a-appeawance of t-the onye as t-the a-appeawance of t-the o-othew. + +41:22 The awtaw of w-wood w-was thwee cubits high, and t-the wength theweof +two c-cubits; and t-the c-cownyews t-theweof, and t-the wength t-theweof, and t-the +wawws t-theweof, wewe of w-wood: and he said u-unto me, This is t-the tabwe +that is befowe t-the WOWD. + +(T_T) 4-41:23 And t-the tempwe and t-the sanctuawy h-had two doows. + +41:24 And t-the doows h-had two weaves apiece, two tuwnying weaves; two +weaves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the onye d-doow, and two weaves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the othew d-doow. + +4-41:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe m-made on t-them, on t-the doows of t-the t-tempwe, +(つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, w-wike as wewe m-made upon t-the wawws; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wewe thick (´ ω `♡) p-pwanks upon t-the f-face of t-the p-powch without. + +41:26 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyawwow windows and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees on t-the onye side and +on t-the othew side, on t-the s-sides of t-the powch, and upon t-the side +c-chambews of t-the h-house, and thick pwanks. + +42:1 T-Then he b-bwought m-me fowth into t-the uttew couwt, t-the w-way towawd t-the +n-nyowth: and he b-bwought m-me into t-the c-chambew that w-was o-ovew against t-the +sepawate pwace, and which w-was befowe t-the buiwding towawd t-the n-nyowth. + +42:2 Befowe t-the wength of an hundwed cubits w-was t-the nyowth d-doow, and +t-the bweadth w-was fifty cubits. + +4-42:3 O-Ovew against t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits which wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the innyew couwt, +and o-ovew against t-the pavement which w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the uttew couwt, w-was +gawwewy against gawwewy in thwee s-stowies. + +42:4 And befowe t-the c-chambews w-was a wawk to t-ten cubits bweadth inwawd, +a w-way of onye c-cubit; and theiw doows towawd t-the n-nyowth. + +4-42:5 Nyow t-the (--_--) u-uppew c-chambews wewe showtew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gawwewies wewe +highew than these, than t-the wowew, and than t-the middwemost of t-the +buiwding. + +42:6 Fow they wewe in thwee s-stowies, but h-had nyot piwwaws as t-the +piwwaws of t-the couwts: thewefowe t-the buiwding w-was stwaitenyed mowe than +t-the w-wowest and t-the middwemost fwom t-the gwound. + +42:7 And t-the waww that w-was without o-ovew against t-the chambews, towawd +t-the uttew couwt on t-the fowepawt of t-the chambews, t-the wength theweof +w-was fifty cubits. + +42:8 Fow t-the wength of t-the c-chambews that wewe in t-the uttew couwt w-was +fifty (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and, wo, befowe t-the tempwe wewe an hundwed cubits. + +42:9 And fwom undew these c-chambews w-was t-the entwy on t-the east side, as +onye goeth into t-them fwom t-the uttew couwt. + +4-42:10 The c-chambews wewe in t-the thicknyess of t-the waww of t-the couwt +towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, o-ovew against t-the sepawate pwace, and o-ovew against t-the +buiwding. + +42:11 And t-the w-way befowe t-them w-was w-wike t-the a-appeawance of t-the c-chambews +which wewe towawd t-the nyowth, as wong as they, and as bwoad as they: +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw goings out wewe both a-accowding to theiw fashions, and +a-accowding to theiw doows. + +42:12 And a-accowding to t-the doows of t-the c-chambews that wewe towawd t-the +south w-was a doow in t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the way, even t-the w-way diwectwy befowe +t-the waww towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, as onye enteweth into them. + +42:13 T-Then said he u-unto me, The nyowth c-chambews and t-the south chambews, +which awe befowe t-the sepawate pwace, they be h-howy chambews, whewe t-the +pwiests that appwoach u-unto t-the WOWD shaww e-eat t-the most h-howy things: +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they way t-the most h-howy things, and t-the meat o-offewing, and +t-the sin o-offewing, and t-the twespass offewing; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwace is howy. + +42:14 When t-the pwiests entew thewein, t-then shaww they nyot go out of +t-the h-howy pwace into t-the uttew couwt, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they shaww way theiw +gawments whewein they minyistew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; and shaww put on +othew gawments, and shaww appwoach to those things which awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +peopwe. + +42:15 Nyow when he h-had m-made an end of measuwing t-the innyew h-house, he +b-bwought m-me fowth towawd t-the gate whose pwospect is towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, +and measuwed it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +42:16 He measuwed t-the east side with t-the measuwing weed, five hundwed +weeds, with t-the measuwing weed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +42:17 He measuwed t-the nyowth side, five hundwed weeds, with t-the +measuwing weed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +42:18 He measuwed t-the south side, five hundwed weeds, with t-the +measuwing (ノωヽ) w-weed. + +42:19 He (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed about to t-the west side, and measuwed five hundwed +weeds with t-the measuwing (ノωヽ) w-weed. + +42:20 He measuwed it by t-the fouw s-sides: it h-had a waww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, +five hundwed weeds w-wong, and five hundwed bwoad, to make a sepawation +b-between t-the sanctuawy and t-the pwofanye pwace. + +43:1 Aftewwawd he b-bwought m-me to t-the gate, even t-the gate that wooketh +towawd t-the east: 43:2 And, b-behowd, t-the gwowy of t-the God of Iswaew came +fwom t-the w-way of t-the east: and his voice w-was w-wike a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of many +watews: and t-the eawth shinyed with his gwowy. + +43:3 And it w-was a-accowding to t-the a-appeawance of t-the vision which I saw, +even a-accowding to t-the vision that I saw when I came to d-destwoy t-the +city: and t-the visions wewe w-wike t-the vision that I saw by t-the wivew +C-Chebaw; and I feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. + +4-43:4 And t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD came into t-the house by t-the w-way of t-the +gate whose pwospect is towawd t-the east. + +43:5 S-So t-the spiwit took m-me up, and b-bwought m-me into t-the innyew couwt; +and, b-behowd, t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD fiwwed t-the house. + +43:6 And I heawd him speaking u-unto m-me out of t-the h-house; and t-the man +s-stood by me. + +43:7 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, t-the pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye, and t-the +pwace of t-the sowes of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, whewe I wiww dweww in t-the m-midst of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame, shaww t-the house of +Iswaew nyo mowe defiwe, nyeithew they, (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw kings, by theiw +w-whowedom, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by t-the cawcases of theiw kings in theiw high pwaces. + +43:8 In theiw setting of theiw ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thweshowds, and theiw +p-post by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my posts, and t-the waww b-between m-me and t-them, they have even +defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame by theiw abominyations that they have (ノωヽ) c-committed: +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe I have consumed t-them in minye angew. + +43:9 Nyow wet t-them put away theiw w-whowedom, and t-the cawcases of theiw +kings, faw fwom me, and I wiww dweww in t-the m-midst of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +43:10 T-Thou son of ^.^ m-man, s-shew t-the house to t-the house of I-Iswaew, that +they may be a-ashamed of theiw inyiquities: and wet t-them measuwe t-the +⊂(･ω･*⊂) p-pattewn. + +43:11 And if they be a-ashamed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have donye, s-shew t-them t-the +f-fowm of t-the h-house, and t-the fashion t-theweof, and t-the goings out +t-theweof, and t-the comings in t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fowms t-theweof, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the owdinyances t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fowms t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +waws theweof: and wwite it in theiw s-sight, that they may keep t-the +w-whowe f-fowm t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the owdinyances t-theweof, and (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +43:12 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the h-house; Upon t-the top of t-the mountain t-the +w-whowe wimit theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about shaww be most howy. Behowd, this is +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the house. + +4-43:13 And these awe t-the measuwes of t-the awtaw aftew t-the (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: The +c-cubit is a c-cubit and an hand bweadth; even t-the bottom shaww be a +cubit, and t-the bweadth a cubit, and t-the bowdew theweof by t-the edge +theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about shaww be a span: and this shaww be t-the highew +pwace of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +43:14 And fwom t-the bottom upon t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound even to t-the w-wowew s-settwe +shaww be two c-cubits, and t-the bweadth onye c-cubit; and fwom t-the wessew +s-settwe even to t-the gweatew s-settwe shaww be fouw c-cubits, and t-the +bweadth onye cubit. + +4-43:15 S-So t-the awtaw shaww be fouw c-cubits; and fwom t-the awtaw and upwawd +shaww be fouw howns. + +4-43:16 And t-the awtaw shaww be twewve cubits w-wong, twewve bwoad, squawe +in t-the fouw squawes t-theweof. + +43:17 And t-the s-settwe shaww be fouwteen cubits wong and fouwteen bwoad +in t-the fouw squawes t-theweof; and t-the bowdew about it shaww be hawf a +c-cubit; and t-the bottom theweof shaww be a c-cubit a-about; and his s-staiws +shaww wook towawd t-the east. + +43:18 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; These +awe t-the owdinyances of t-the awtaw in t-the day when they shaww make it, to +offew buwnt offewings theweon, and to spwinkwe ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweon. + +4-43:19 And t-thou shawt g-give to t-the pwiests t-the Wevites that be of t-the +seed of Z-Zadok, which appwoach u-unto me, to m-minyistew u-unto me, saith t-the +Wowd GOD, a young buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +43:20 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood t-theweof, and put it on t-the fouw +howns of it, and on t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the settwe, and upon t-the +bowdew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: thus shawt t-thou cweanse and puwge it. + +43:21 T-Thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the buwwock awso of t-the sin o-offewing, and he +shaww buwn it in t-the appointed pwace of t-the h-house, without t-the +(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +43:22 And on t-the second day t-thou shawt offew a kid of t-the g-goats +without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; and they shaww cweanse t-the awtaw, +as they did cweanse it with t-the buwwock. + +43:23 When t-thou hast m-made an end of cweansing it, t-thou shawt offew a +young buwwock without bwemish, and a wam out of t-the fwock without +b-bwemish. + +43:24 And t-thou shawt offew t-them befowe t-the WOWD, and t-the pwiests shaww +cast sawt upon t-them, and they shaww offew t-them up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing +u-unto t-the WOWD. + +43:25 Seven days shawt t-thou p-pwepawe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day a goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin +o-offewing: they shaww awso p-pwepawe a young buwwock, and a wam out of +t-the f-fwock, without b-bwemish. + +43:26 Seven days shaww they puwge t-the awtaw and puwify it; and they +shaww consecwate themsewves. + +43:27 And when these days awe expiwed, it shaww be, that upon t-the +eighth day, and so fowwawd, t-the pwiests shaww make youw buwnt +offewings upon t-the awtaw, and youw peace offewings; and I wiww a-accept +y-you, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +44:1 T-Then he b-bwought m-me back t-the w-way of t-the gate of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd +sanctuawy which wooketh towawd t-the east; and it w-was s-shut. + +44:2 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto m-me; This gate shaww be shut, it shaww nyot +be openyed, and nyo man shaww entew in by it; because t-the WOWD, t-the God +of I-Iswaew, hath entewed in by it, thewefowe it shaww be s-shut. + +44:3 I-It is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwince; t-the pwince, he shaww sit in it to e-eat bwead +befowe t-the WOWD; he shaww entew by t-the w-way of t-the p-powch of that gate, +and shaww go out by t-the w-way of t-the same. + +44:4 T-Then b-bwought he m-me t-the w-way of t-the nyowth gate befowe t-the house: +and I wooked, and, b-behowd, t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD fiwwed t-the house of +t-the WOWD: and I feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. + +44:5 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, mawk weww, and (x_x)V b-behowd with +thinye eyes, and h-heaw with thinye eaws (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I say u-unto thee +c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the owdinyances of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +waws t-theweof; and mawk w-weww t-the entewing in of t-the h-house, with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +g-going fowth of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +4-44:6 And t-thou shawt say to t-the webewwious, even to t-the house of +I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; O-O ye house of I-Iswaew, wet it suffice +you of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw abominyations, 44:7 In that ye have b-bwought into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sanctuawy stwangews, u-unciwcumcised in heawt, and u-unciwcumcised in +f-fwesh, to be in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, to powwute it, even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, when ye +offew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead, t-the fat and t-the bwood, and they have bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +c-covenyant because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw abominyations. + +44:8 And ye have nyot kept t-the chawge of minye h-howy things: but ye have +s-set keepews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chawge in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-youwsewves. + +44:9 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; N-Nyo s-stwangew, u-unciwcumcised in heawt, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +u-unciwcumcised in f-fwesh, shaww entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, of any stwangew +that is among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +4-44:10 And t-the Wevites that awe gonye away faw fwom me, when Iswaew went +astway, which went ( ~*-*)~ a-astway away fwom m-me aftew theiw idows; they shaww +even beaw theiw inyiquity. + +44:11 Y-Yet they shaww be minyistews in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, h-having chawge a-at +t-the gates of t-the h-house, and minyistewing to t-the house: they shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway +t-the buwnt offewing and t-the sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, and they shaww +stand befowe t-them to m-minyistew u-unto them. + +44:12 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they minyistewed u-unto t-them befowe theiw idows, and caused +t-the house of Iswaew to faww into inyiquity; thewefowe have I w-wifted up +minye hand against t-them, saith t-the Wowd GOD, and they shaww beaw theiw +inyiquity. + +44:13 And they shaww nyot come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto me, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of a +pwiest u-unto me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to any of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy things, in t-the most +h-howy p-pwace: but they shaww beaw theiw shame, and theiw abominyations +which they have committed. + +44:14 But I wiww make t-them keepews of t-the chawge of t-the h-house, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the sewvice t-theweof, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that shaww be donye thewein. + +44:15 But t-the pwiests t-the W-Wevites, t-the sons of Z-Zadok, that kept t-the +chawge of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went ( ~*-*)~ a-astway fwom +me, they shaww come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to m-me to m-minyistew u-unto me, and they shaww +stand befowe m-me to offew u-unto m-me t-the fat and t-the bwood, saith t-the Wowd +GOD: (o_O) 4-44:16 They shaww entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, and they shaww come +(=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe, to m-minyistew u-unto me, and they shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chawge. + +4-44:17 And it shaww come to pass, that when they entew in a-at t-the gates +of t-the innyew couwt, they shaww be cwothed with winyen (* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; and nyo +woow shaww come upon t-them, whiwes they m-minyistew in t-the gates of t-the +innyew couwt, and within. + +44:18 They shaww have winyen bonnyets upon theiw heads, and shaww have +winyen bweeches upon theiw woins; they shaww nyot giwd themsewves with +any t-thing that causeth sweat. + +44:19 And when they go fowth into t-the uttew couwt, even into t-the uttew +couwt to t-the p-peopwe, they shaww put off theiw gawments whewein they +minyistewed, and way t-them in t-the h-howy chambews, and they shaww put on +othew (* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; and they shaww nyot sanctify t-the peopwe with theiw +(っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. + +44:20 N-Nyeithew shaww they shave theiw heads, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-suffew theiw wocks to +gwow w-wong; they shaww onwy poww theiw heads. + +(≧◡≦) 4-44:21 N-Nyeithew shaww any pwiest dwink winye, when they entew into t-the +innyew couwt. + +44:22 N-Nyeithew shaww they o(>ω<)o t-take (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wives a widow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow hew that is +put (☆ω☆) a-away: but they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take maidens of t-the seed of t-the house of +I-Iswaew, ow a widow that h-had a pwiest b-befowe. + +44:23 And they shaww t-teach o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe t-the diffewence b-between t-the h-howy +and pwofanye, and c-cause t-them to discewn b-between t-the uncwean and t-the +cwean. + +4-44:24 And in contwovewsy they shaww stand in judgment; and they shaww +j-judge it a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgments: and they shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waws and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-statutes in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye assembwies; and they shaww hawwow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths. + +44:25 And they shaww come a-at nyo dead pewson to defiwe themsewves: but +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fathew, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mothew, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow son, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow d-daughtew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwothew, +ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-sistew that hath h-had nyo husband, they may defiwe themsewves. + +44:26 And aftew he is cweansed, they shaww weckon u-unto him seven days. + +44:27 And in t-the day that he goeth into t-the s-sanctuawy, u-unto t-the innyew +couwt, to m-minyistew in t-the s-sanctuawy, he shaww offew his sin o-offewing, +saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +44:28 And it shaww be u-unto t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance: I am theiw +inhewitance: and ye shaww g-give t-them nyo ^.^ p-possession in Iswaew: I am +theiw p-possession. + +44:29 They shaww e-eat t-the meat o-offewing, and t-the sin o-offewing, and t-the +twespass o-offewing: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy dedicated t-thing in Iswaew shaww be +theiws. + +4-44:30 And t-the fiwst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstfwuits of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +obwation of a-aww, of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowt of youw obwations, shaww be t-the +pwiest's: ye shaww awso g-give u-unto t-the pwiest t-the fiwst of youw dough, +that he may c-cause t-the bwessing to w-west in thinye house. + +44:31 The pwiests shaww nyot e-eat of any t-thing that is dead of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, +ow town, whethew it be foww ow beast. + +4-45:1 Moweovew, when ye shaww divide by wot t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inhewitance, +ye shaww offew an obwation u-unto t-the WOWD, an h-howy powtion of t-the wand: +t-the wength shaww be t-the wength of five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand weeds, and +t-the bweadth shaww be t-ten thousand. This shaww be h-howy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +b-bowdews theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +45:2 O-Of this (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sanctuawy five hundwed in w-wength, +with five hundwed in b-bweadth, squawe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; and fifty cubits +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-subuwbs t-theweof. + +4-45:3 And of this measuwe shawt t-thou measuwe t-the wength of five and +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand, and t-the bweadth of t-ten thousand: and in it shaww be +t-the sanctuawy and t-the most h-howy pwace. + +45:4 The h-howy powtion of t-the wand shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests t-the +minyistews of t-the s-sanctuawy, which shaww come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to m-minyistew u-unto t-the +WOWD: and it shaww be a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw houses, and an h-howy pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +45:5 And t-the five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand of w-wength, and t-the t-ten t-thousand +of bweadth shaww awso t-the W-Wevites, t-the minyistews of t-the h-house, have +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty chambews. + +45:6 And ye shaww appoint t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the city five t-thousand +bwoad, and five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand w-wong, o-ovew against t-the obwation of +t-the h-howy powtion: it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-whowe house of Iswaew. + +45:7 And a powtion shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwince on t-the onye side and on t-the +othew side of t-the obwation of t-the h-howy powtion, and of t-the ^.^ p-possession +of t-the city, befowe t-the obwation of t-the h-howy powtion, and befowe t-the +^.^ p-possession of t-the city, fwom t-the west side westwawd, and fwom t-the east +side eastwawd: and t-the wength shaww be o-ovew against onye of t-the +powtions, fwom t-the west bowdew u-unto t-the east bowdew. + +45:8 In t-the wand shaww be his ^.^ p-possession in Iswaew: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwinces +shaww nyo mowe o(>ω<)o o-oppwess o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and t-the w-west of t-the wand shaww they +g-give to t-the house of Iswaew a-accowding to theiw twibes. + +45:9 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Wet it suffice y-you, O-O pwinces of Iswaew: +w-wemove viowence and spoiw, and execute j-judgment and justice, o(>ω<)o t-take away +youw exactions fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +45:10 Ye shaww have just b-bawances, and a just ephah, and a just bath. + +45:11 The ephah and t-the bath shaww be of onye m-measuwe, that t-the bath +may uWu *moans* c-contain t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of an homew, and t-the ephah t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt +of an homew: t-the measuwe theweof shaww be aftew t-the h-homew. + +45:12 And t-the shekew shaww be ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty gewahs: ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty shekews, five and +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty shekews, f-fifteen shekews, shaww be youw (✧∀✧)/ m-manyeh. + +45:13 This is t-the obwation that ye shaww offew; t-the sixth pawt of an +ephah of an h-homew of wheat, and ye shaww g-give t-the sixth pawt of an +ephah of an h-homew of bawwey: 45:14 Concewnying t-the owdinyance of oiw, +t-the bath of oiw, ye shaww offew t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of a bath out of t-the +cow, which is an h-homew of t-ten b-baths; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-ten baths awe an homew: (⌒▽⌒)☆ *notices bulge* 4-45:15 +And onye wamb out of t-the f-fwock, out of two h-hundwed, out of t-the fat +xDD p-pastuwes of I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace offewings, to make weconciwiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD. + +45:16 Aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand shaww g-give this obwation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +pwince in Iswaew. + +4-45:17 And it shaww be t-the pwince's pawt to g-give buwnt offewings, and +meat offewings, and dwink offewings, in t-the feasts, and in t-the nyew +moons, and in t-the sabbaths, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sowemnyities of t-the house of Iswaew: +he shaww p-pwepawe t-the sin o-offewing, and t-the meat o-offewing, and t-the +buwnt o-offewing, and t-the peace offewings, to make weconciwiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the house of Iswaew. + +45:18 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; In t-the fiwst m-month, in t-the fiwst day of +t-the m-month, t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take a young buwwock without bwemish, and +cweanse t-the s-sanctuawy: 45:19 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of +t-the sin o-offewing, and put it upon t-the posts of t-the h-house, and upon t-the +fouw c-cownyews of t-the s-settwe of t-the awtaw, and upon t-the posts of t-the +gate of t-the innyew couwt. + +45:20 And so t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do t-the seventh day of t-the month (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +that e-ewweth, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is simpwe: so shaww ye weconciwe t-the +house. + +4-45:21 In t-the fiwst m-month, in t-the fouwteenth day of t-the m-month, ye shaww +have t-the p-passovew, a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of seven days; unweavenyed bwead shaww be +e-eaten. + +4-45:22 And upon that day shaww t-the pwince p-pwepawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand a buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +45:23 And seven days of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast he shaww p-pwepawe a buwnt offewing to +t-the WOWD, seven buwwocks and seven wams without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish daiwy t-the +seven days; and a kid of t-the g-goats daiwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. + +4-45:24 And he shaww p-pwepawe a meat offewing of an ephah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwwock, +and an ephah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam, and an hin of oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an ephah. + +45:25 In t-the seventh m-month, in t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the m-month, shaww +he (^-^*)/ d-do t-the w-wike in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the seven days, a-accowding to t-the sin +o-offewing, a-accowding to t-the buwnt o-offewing, and a-accowding to t-the meat +o-offewing, and a-accowding to t-the oiw. + +46:1 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; The gate of t-the innyew couwt that wooketh +towawd t-the east shaww be s-shut t-the six wowking days; but on t-the sabbath +it shaww be openyed, and in t-the day of t-the nyew moon it shaww be openyed. + +46:2 And t-the pwince shaww entew by t-the w-way of t-the p-powch of that gate +without, and shaww stand by t-the p-post of t-the gate, and t-the pwiests +shaww p-pwepawe his buwnt offewing and his peace offewings, and he shaww +w-wowship a-at t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: t-then he shaww go fowth; but t-the +gate shaww nyot be s-shut untiw t-the evenying. + +46:3 Wikewise t-the peopwe of t-the wand shaww w-wowship a-at t-the doow of this +gate befowe t-the WOWD in t-the sabbaths and in t-the nyew moons. + +4-46:4 And t-the buwnt offewing that t-the pwince shaww offew u-unto t-the WOWD +in t-the sabbath day shaww be six w-wambs without bwemish, and a wam +without b-bwemish. + +46:5 And t-the meat offewing shaww be an ephah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam, and t-the meat +offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wambs as he shaww be abwe to give, and an hin of oiw +to an ephah. + +46:6 And in t-the day of t-the nyew moon it shaww be a young buwwock +without bwemish, and six wambs, and a wam: they shaww be without +b-bwemish. + +46:7 And he shaww p-pwepawe a meat o-offewing, an ephah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwwock, and +an ephah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wambs a-accowding as his hand shaww +attain u-unto, and an hin of oiw to an ephah. + +46:8 And when t-the pwince shaww e-entew, he shaww go in by t-the w-way of t-the +p-powch of that gate, and he shaww go fowth by t-the w-way t-theweof. + +46:9 But when t-the peopwe of t-the wand shaww come befowe t-the WOWD in t-the +sowemn feasts, he that enteweth in by t-the w-way of t-the nyowth gate to +w-wowship shaww go out by t-the w-way of t-the south gate; and he that +enteweth by t-the w-way of t-the south gate shaww go fowth by t-the w-way of t-the +nyowth (´ ω `♡) g-gate: he shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn by t-the w-way of t-the gate wheweby he came +in, but shaww go fowth o-ovew against it. + +(/ =ω=)/ 4-46:10 And t-the pwince in t-the m-midst of t-them, when they go in, shaww go +in; and when they go fowth, shaww go f-fowth. + +46:11 And in t-the feasts and in t-the sowemnyities t-the meat offewing shaww +be an ephah to a buwwock, and an ephah to a wam, and to t-the w-wambs as +he is abwe to give, and an hin of oiw to an ephah. + +46:12 Nyow when t-the pwince shaww p-pwepawe a vowuntawy buwnt offewing ow +peace offewings vowuntawiwy u-unto t-the WOWD, onye shaww t-then open him t-the +gate that wooketh towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and he shaww p-pwepawe his buwnt +offewing and his peace offewings, as he did on t-the sabbath day: t-then +he shaww go fowth; and aftew his g-going fowth onye shaww s-shut t-the gate. + +46:13 T-Thou shawt daiwy p-pwepawe a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD of a +wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish: t-thou shawt p-pwepawe it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +mownying. + +46:14 And t-thou shawt p-pwepawe a meat offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, t-the +sixth pawt of an ephah, and t-the thiwd pawt of an hin of oiw, to tempew +with t-the finye fwouw; a meat offewing continyuawwy by a pewpetuaw +owdinyance u-unto t-the WOWD. + +46:15 T-Thus shaww they p-pwepawe t-the wamb, and t-the meat o-offewing, and t-the +oiw, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-continyuaw buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. + +46:16 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; If t-the pwince g-give a gift u-unto any of +his ^-^ s-sons, t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance theweof shaww be his sons'; it shaww be +theiw ^.^ p-possession by inhewitance. + +46:17 But if he g-give a gift of his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to onye of his sewvants, +t-then it shaww be his to t-the yeaw of w-wibewty; aftew it shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to +t-the pwince: but his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance shaww be his s-sons' (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +46:18 Moweovew t-the pwince shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the p-peopwe's (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +by oppwession, to thwust t-them out of theiw possession; but he shaww +g-give his sons (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance out of his own possession: that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe be +nyot scattewed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his p-possession. + +46:19 Aftew he b-bwought m-me thwough t-the e-entwy, which w-was a-at t-the side of +t-the gate, into t-the h-howy c-chambews of t-the p-pwiests, which wooked towawd +t-the n-nyowth: and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a pwace on t-the two s-sides westwawd. + +46:20 T-Then said he u-unto me, This is t-the pwace whewe t-the pwiests shaww +boiw t-the twespass offewing and t-the sin o-offewing, whewe they shaww ;;w;; b-bake +t-the meat offewing; that they beaw t-them nyot out into t-the uttew couwt, +to sanctify t-the peopwe. + +46:21 T-Then he b-bwought m-me fowth into t-the uttew couwt, and caused m-me to +pass by t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the couwt; and, b-behowd, in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cownyew of +t-the couwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a couwt. + +46:22 In t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the couwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe couwts j-joinyed of +f-fowty cubits wong and thiwty bwoad: these fouw c-cownyews wewe of onye +measuwe. + +46:23 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a wow of buiwding (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about in t-them, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about +t-them fouw, and it w-was m-made with boiwing pwaces undew t-the wows (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about. + +46:24 T-Then said he u-unto me, These awe t-the pwaces of t-them that b-boiw, +whewe t-the minyistews of t-the house shaww boiw t-the sacwifice of t-the +peopwe. + +47:1 Aftewwawd he b-bwought m-me again u-unto t-the doow of t-the h-house; and, +b-behowd, watews issued out fwom undew t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the house +eastwawd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fowefwont of t-the house s-stood towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and +t-the watews came down fwom undew fwom t-the wight side of t-the h-house, a-at +t-the south side of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +47:2 T-Then b-bwought he m-me out of t-the w-way of t-the gate nyowthwawd, and w-wed +m-me about t-the w-way without u-unto t-the uttew gate by t-the w-way that wooketh +eastwawd; and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wan out watews on t-the wight side. + +47:3 And when t-the man that h-had t-the winye in his hand went fowth +eastwawd, he measuwed a t-thousand c-cubits, and he b-bwought m-me thwough t-the +watews; t-the watews wewe to t-the ankwes. + +47:4 A-Again he measuwed a thousand, and b-bwought m-me thwough t-the watews; +t-the watews wewe to t-the knyees. A-Again he measuwed a thousand, and +b-bwought m-me thwough; t-the watews wewe to t-the woins. + +47:5 Aftewwawd he measuwed a thousand; and it w-was a wivew that I couwd +nyot pass ovew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the watews wewe wisen, watews to swim in, a wivew +that couwd nyot be passed ovew. + +47:6 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, hast t-thou s-seen t-this? T-Then he +b-bwought me, and caused m-me to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the bwink of t-the :3 w-wivew. + +47:7 Nyow when I h-had wetuwnyed, b-behowd, a-at t-the bank of t-the wivew wewe +vewy many twees on t-the onye side and on t-the o-othew. + +47:8 T-Then said he u-unto me, These watews i-issue out towawd t-the east +countwy, and go down into t-the desewt, and go into t-the sea: which being +b-bwought fowth into t-the sea, t-the watews shaww be heawed. + +47:9 And it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that w-wiveth, which +moveth, whithewsoevew t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews shaww come, shaww w-wive: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be a vewy gweat muwtitude of fish, because these watews shaww +come thithew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be heawed; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing shaww wive +whithew t-the wivew cometh. + +47:10 And it shaww come to pass, that t-the fishews shaww stand upon it +fwom Engedi even u-unto Enyegwaim; they shaww be a pwace to spwead fowth +nyets; theiw fish shaww be a-accowding to theiw kinds, as t-the fish of t-the +gweat sea, exceeding many. + +47:11 But t-the miwy pwaces theweof and t-the mawishes theweof shaww nyot +be heawed; they shaww be given to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-sawt. + +47:12 And by t-the wivew upon t-the bank t-theweof, on this side and on that +side, shaww gwow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twees (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-meat, whose weaf shaww nyot fade, +nyeithew shaww t-the fwuit theweof be consumed: it shaww bwing fowth nyew +fwuit a-accowding to his months, because theiw watews they issued out of +t-the s-sanctuawy: and t-the fwuit theweof shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-meat, and t-the weaf +theweof (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-medicinye. + +4-47:13 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; This shaww be t-the bowdew, wheweby ye +shaww i-inhewit t-the wand a-accowding to t-the twewve twibes of Iswaew: +Joseph shaww have two powtions. + +47:14 And ye shaww i-inhewit it, onye as w-weww as anyothew: c-concewnying t-the +which I w-wifted up minye hand to g-give it u-unto youw fathews: and this +wand shaww faww u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inhewitance. + +4-47:15 And this shaww be t-the bowdew of t-the wand towawd t-the nyowth side, +fwom t-the gweat sea, t-the w-way of Hethwon, as men go to Zedad; 47:16 +(^人^) H-Hamath, Bewothah, S-Sibwaim, which is b-between t-the bowdew of Damascus and +t-the bowdew of Hamath; Hazawhatticon, which is by t-the coast of H-Hauwan. + +47:17 And t-the bowdew fwom t-the sea shaww be Hazawenyan, t-the bowdew of +Damascus, and t-the nyowth nyowthwawd, and t-the bowdew of H-Hamath. And this +is t-the nyowth side. + +47:18 And t-the east side ye shaww measuwe fwom Hauwan, and fwom +Damascus, and fwom Giwead, and fwom t-the wand of Iswaew by Jowdan, fwom +t-the bowdew u-unto t-the east sea. And this is t-the east side. + +47:19 And t-the south side southwawd, fwom Tamaw even to t-the watews of +stwife in Kadesh, t-the wivew to t-the gweat sea. And this is t-the south +side southwawd. + +47:20 The west side awso shaww be t-the gweat sea fwom t-the bowdew, tiww +a man come o-ovew against H-Hamath. This is t-the west side. + +47:21 S-So shaww ye divide this wand u-unto you a-accowding to t-the twibes of +Iswaew. + +47:22 And it shaww come to pass, that ye shaww divide it by wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto y-you, and to t-the stwangews that sojouwn among y-you, +which shaww beget chiwdwen among you: and they shaww be u-unto you as +bown in t-the c-countwy among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; they shaww have +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with you among t-the twibes of Iswaew. + +47:23 And it shaww come to pass, that in what twibe t-the stwangew +sojouwnyeth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye g-give him his inhewitance, saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD. + +4-48:1 Nyow these awe t-the nyames of t-the twibes. Fwom t-the nyowth end to t-the +coast of t-the w-way of Hethwon, as onye goeth to (^人^) H-Hamath, Hazawenyan, t-the +bowdew of Damascus nyowthwawd, to t-the coast of Hamath; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these awe +his s-sides east and w-west; a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Dan. + +48:2 And by t-the bowdew of Dan, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west side, +a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Ashew. + +4-48:3 And by t-the bowdew of Ashew, fwom t-the east side even u-unto t-the west +side, a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow N-Nyaphtawi. + +4-48:4 And by t-the bowdew of Nyaphtawi, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west +side, a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Manyasseh. + +48:5 And by t-the bowdew of Manyasseh, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west +side, a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ephwaim. + +48:6 And by t-the bowdew of Ephwaim, fwom t-the east side even u-unto t-the +west side, a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow W-Weuben. + +48:7 And by t-the bowdew of W-Weuben, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west +side, a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Judah. + +48:8 And by t-the bowdew of Judah, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west +side, shaww be t-the offewing which ye shaww offew of five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +t-thousand weeds in b-bweadth, and in wength as onye of t-the othew pawts, +fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west s-side: and t-the sanctuawy shaww be in +t-the m-midst of it. + +4-48:9 The obwation that ye shaww offew u-unto t-the WOWD shaww be of five +and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand in w-wength, and of t-ten t-thousand in bweadth. + +4-48:10 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwiests, shaww be this h-howy (o^▽^o) *moans* o-obwation; +towawd t-the nyowth five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand in w-wength, and towawd t-the +west t-ten t-thousand in b-bweadth, and towawd t-the east t-ten t-thousand in +b-bweadth, and towawd t-the south five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand in wength: and +t-the sanctuawy of t-the WOWD shaww be in t-the m-midst t-theweof. + +48:11 I-It shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests that awe sanctified of t-the sons of +Zadok; which have kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chawge, which went nyot ( ~*-*)~ a-astway when t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew went astway, as t-the Wevites went a-astway. + +o(>< )o 4-48:12 And this obwation of t-the wand that is offewed shaww be u-unto t-them +a t-thing most h-howy by t-the bowdew of t-the Wevites. + +48:13 And o-ovew against t-the bowdew of t-the pwiests t-the Wevites shaww +have five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand in w-wength, and t-ten t-thousand in bweadth: +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wength shaww be five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand, and t-the bweadth t-ten +thousand. + +4-48:14 And they shaww nyot seww of it, nyeithew exchange, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awienyate +t-the fiwstfwuits of t-the wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD. + +4-48:15 And t-the five thousand, that awe weft in t-the bweadth o-ovew against +t-the five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand, shaww be a pwofanye pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the city, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dwewwing, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow subuwbs: and t-the city shaww be in t-the m-midst +t-theweof. + +4-48:16 And these shaww be t-the measuwes t-theweof; t-the nyowth side fouw +t-thousand and five h-hundwed, and t-the south side fouw t-thousand and five +h-hundwed, and on t-the east side fouw t-thousand and five h-hundwed, and t-the +west side fouw t-thousand and five hundwed. + +48:17 And t-the s-subuwbs of t-the city shaww be towawd t-the nyowth two +hundwed and fifty, and towawd t-the south two hundwed and fifty, and +towawd t-the east two hundwed and fifty, and towawd t-the west two hundwed +and fifty. + +48:18 And t-the wesidue in wength o-ovew against t-the obwation of t-the h-howy +powtion shaww be t-ten t-thousand eastwawd, and t-ten t-thousand westwawd: and +it shaww be o-ovew against t-the obwation of t-the h-howy powtion; and t-the +incwease theweof shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food u-unto t-them that sewve t-the city. + +48:19 And they that sewve t-the city shaww sewve it out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +twibes of Iswaew. + +48:20 Aww t-the obwation shaww be five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand by five and +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand: ye shaww offew t-the h-howy obwation fouwsquawe, with t-the +^.^ p-possession of t-the city. + +48:21 And t-the wesidue shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwince, on t-the onye side and on +t-the othew of t-the h-howy obwation, and of t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the city, +o-ovew against t-the five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand of t-the obwation towawd t-the +east bowdew, and westwawd o-ovew against t-the five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand +towawd t-the west bowdew, o-ovew against t-the powtions (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwince: and +it shaww be t-the h-howy (o^▽^o) *moans* o-obwation; and t-the sanctuawy of t-the house shaww be +in t-the m-midst t-theweof. + +48:22 Moweovew fwom t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the W-Wevites, and fwom t-the +^.^ p-possession of t-the city, being in t-the m-midst of that which is t-the +p-pwince's, b-between t-the bowdew of Judah and t-the bowdew of Benjamin, +shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwince. + +48:23 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-west of t-the t-twibes, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west +side, Benjamin shaww have a powtion. + +4-48:24 And by t-the bowdew of Benjamin, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west +side, S-Simeon shaww have a powtion. + +48:25 And by t-the bowdew of S-Simeon, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west +side, Issachaw a powtion. + +48:26 And by t-the bowdew of I-Issachaw, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west +side, Zebuwun a powtion. + +48:27 And by t-the bowdew of Zebuwun, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west +side, Gad a powtion. + +48:28 And by t-the bowdew of Gad, a-at t-the south side southwawd, t-the +bowdew shaww be even fwom Tamaw u-unto t-the watews of stwife in Kadesh, +and to t-the wivew towawd t-the gweat sea. + +48:29 This is t-the wand which ye shaww divide by wot u-unto t-the twibes of +Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inhewitance, and these awe theiw powtions, saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD. + +48:30 And these awe t-the goings out of t-the city on t-the nyowth side, fouw +t-thousand and five hundwed measuwes. + +4-48:31 And t-the gates of t-the city shaww be aftew t-the nyames of t-the twibes +of Iswaew: thwee gates nyowthwawd; onye gate of W-Weuben, onye gate of +Judah, onye gate of Wevi. + +48:32 And a-at t-the east side fouw t-thousand and five hundwed: and thwee +gates; and onye gate of Joseph, onye gate of Benjamin, onye gate of Dan. + +4-48:33 And a-at t-the south side fouw t-thousand and five hundwed measuwes: +and thwee gates; onye gate of S-Simeon, onye gate of I-Issachaw, onye gate of +Zebuwun. + +48:34 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the west side fouw t-thousand and five h-hundwed, with theiw +thwee gates; onye gate of Gad, onye gate of Ashew, onye gate of N-Nyaphtawi. + +48:35 I-It w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about eighteen t-thousand measuwes: and t-the nyame of +t-the city fwom that day shaww be, The WOWD is thewe. + + + + +The Book of Danyiew + + +1:1 In t-the thiwd yeaw of t-the weign of Jehoiakim king of Judah came +Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon u-unto J-Jewusawem, and besieged it. + +1:2 And t-the Wowd gave Jehoiakim king of Judah into his hand, with pawt +of t-the vessews of t-the house of G-God: which he cawwied into t-the wand of +Shinyaw to t-the house of his god; and he b-bwought t-the vessews into t-the +tweasuwe house of his god. + +1:3 And t-the king spake u-unto Ashpenyaz t-the mastew of his xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, that +he shouwd bwing c-cewtain of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and of t-the king's +seed, and of t-the pwinces; 1:4 Chiwdwen in whom w-was nyo bwemish, but +w-weww (=①ω①=) f-favouwed, and skiwfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wisdom, and cunnying in knyowwedge, +and undewstanding s-science, and such as h-had abiwity in t-them to stand in +t-the king's pawace, and whom they m-might t-teach t-the w-weawnying and t-the +tongue of t-the Chawdeans. + +1:5 And t-the king appointed t-them a daiwy pwovision of t-the king's m-meat, +and of t-the winye which he dwank: so nyouwishing t-them thwee yeaws, that +a-at t-the end theweof they m-might stand befowe t-the king. + +1-1:6 Nyow among these wewe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, Danyiew, Hanyanyiah, +Mishaew, and Azawiah: 1:7 Unto whom t-the pwince of t-the eunyuchs gave +nyames: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he gave u-unto Danyiew t-the nyame of Bewteshazzaw; and to +Hanyanyiah, of Shadwach; and to Mishaew, of Meshach; and to A-Azawiah, of +A-Abednyego. + +1:8 But Danyiew p-puwposed in his heawt that he w-wouwd nyot defiwe himsewf +with t-the powtion of t-the king's m-meat, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with t-the winye which he dwank: +thewefowe he wequested of t-the pwince of t-the eunyuchs that he m-might nyot +defiwe himsewf. + +1-1:9 Nyow God h-had b-bwought Danyiew into favouw and tendew wove with t-the +pwince of t-the eunyuchs. + +1:10 And t-the pwince of t-the eunyuchs said u-unto Danyiew, I f-feaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd +t-the king, who hath appointed youw meat and youw dwink: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwd +he s-see youw faces wowse wiking than t-the chiwdwen which awe of youw +(ノωヽ) *looks at you* s-sowt? t-then shaww ye make m-me endangew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head to t-the king. + +1:11 T-Then said Danyiew to Mewzaw, whom t-the pwince of t-the eunyuchs h-had +s-set o-ovew Danyiew, Hanyanyiah, Mishaew, and A-Azawiah, 1:12 P-Pwove thy +sewvants, I b-beseech thee, t-ten days; and wet t-them g-give us puwse to eat, +and w-watew to d-dwink. + +1:13 T-Then wet ouw c-countenyances be wooked upon befowe thee, and t-the +c-countenyance of t-the chiwdwen that e-eat of t-the powtion of t-the king's +meat: and as t-thou seest, d-deaw with thy sewvants. + +1:14 S-So he c-consented to t-them in this mattew, and pwoved t-them t-ten days. + +1:15 And a-at t-the end of t-ten days theiw c-countenyances appeawed faiwew and +fattew in fwesh than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen which did e-eat t-the powtion of t-the +king's meat. + +1:16 T-Thus Mewzaw took away t-the powtion of theiw m-meat, and t-the winye +that they shouwd dwink; and gave t-them puwse. + +1:17 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these fouw c-chiwdwen, God gave t-them k-knyowwedge and skiww in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-weawnying and w-wisdom: and Danyiew h-had undewstanding in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww visions +and d-dweams. + +1:18 Nyow a-at t-the end of t-the days that t-the king h-had said he shouwd bwing +t-them in, t-then t-the pwince of t-the eunyuchs b-bwought t-them in befowe +N-Nyebuchadnyezzaw. + +1:19 And t-the king communyed with t-them; and among t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-was f-found +nyonye w-wike Danyiew, Hanyanyiah, Mishaew, and Azawiah: thewefowe s-stood they +befowe t-the king. + +1:20 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mattews of wisdom and u-undewstanding, that t-the king +enquiwed of t-them, he f-found t-them t-ten times bettew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +magicians and astwowogews that wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his weawm. + +1-1:21 And Danyiew continyued even u-unto t-the fiwst yeaw of king Cywus. + +2:1 And in t-the second yeaw of t-the weign of Nyebuchadnyezzaw +Nyebuchadnyezzaw dweamed dweams, whewewith his spiwit w-was twoubwed, and +his (o´∀`o) s-sweep bwake fwom h-him. + +2:2 T-Then t-the king commanded to caww t-the m-magicians, and t-the +astwowogews, and t-the sowcewews, and t-the C-Chawdeans, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to s-shew t-the +king his d-dweams. S-So they came and s-stood befowe t-the king. + +2-2:3 And t-the king said u-unto t-them, I have dweamed a dweam, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit +w-was twoubwed to knyow t-the dweam. + +2:4 T-Then spake t-the Chawdeans to t-the king in Sywiack, O-O king, wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew: teww thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the dweam, and we wiww s-shew t-the +intewpwetation. + +2-2:5 The king answewed and said to t-the C-Chawdeans, The t-thing is gonye +fwom me: if ye wiww nyot make knyown u-unto m-me t-the dweam, with t-the +i-intewpwetation t-theweof, ye shaww be cut in p-pieces, and youw houses +shaww be m-made a dunghiww. + +2:6 But if ye s-shew t-the dweam, and t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof, ye shaww +weceive of m-me gifts and wewawds and gweat h-honyouw: thewefowe s-shew m-me +t-the dweam, and t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof. + +2-2:7 They answewed again and said, Wet t-the king teww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the +dweam, and we wiww s-shew t-the i-intewpwetation of it. + +2:8 The king answewed and said, I knyow of cewtainty that ye w-wouwd gain +t-the time, because ye s-see t-the t-thing is gonye fwom me. + +2-2:9 But if ye wiww nyot make knyown u-unto m-me t-the dweam, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is but onye +decwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have pwepawed wying and cowwupt w-wowds to speak +befowe me, tiww t-the time be changed: thewefowe teww m-me t-the dweam, and +I shaww knyow that ye c-can s-shew m-me t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof. + +2:10 The Chawdeans answewed befowe t-the king, and said, Thewe is nyot a +man upon t-the eawth that c-can s-shew t-the king's m-mattew: thewefowe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyo king, wowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wuwew, that asked such things a-at any magician, ow +astwowogew, ow Chawdean. + +2-2:11 And it is a wawe t-thing that t-the king wequiweth, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye +othew that c-can s-shew it befowe t-the king, except t-the gods, whose +dwewwing is nyot with ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +2:12 Fow this c-cause t-the king w-was angwy and vewy fuwious, and commanded +to d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wise men of Babywon. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And t-the decwee went fowth that t-the wise men shouwd be swain; and +they sought Danyiew and his fewwows to be swain. + +2:14 T-Then Danyiew answewed with counsew and wisdom to Awioch t-the +c-captain of t-the king's guawd, which w-was gonye fowth to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wise men +of |･ω･) B-Babywon: 2:15 He answewed and said to Awioch t-the king's c-captain, +Why is t-the decwee so hasty fwom t-the king? T-Then Awioch m-made t-the t-thing +knyown to Danyiew. + +2:16 T-Then Danyiew went in, and desiwed of t-the king that he w-wouwd g-give +him time, and that he w-wouwd s-shew t-the king t-the intewpwetation. + +2:17 T-Then Danyiew went to his h-house, and m-made t-the t-thing knyown to +Hanyanyiah, Mishaew, and A-Azawiah, his companyions: 2:18 That they w-wouwd +d-desiwe mewcies of t-the God of heaven c-concewnying this secwet; that +Danyiew and his fewwows shouwd nyot pewish with t-the w-west of t-the wise men +of Babywon. + +2:19 T-Then w-was t-the secwet weveawed u-unto Danyiew in a nyight vision. T-Then +Danyiew bwessed t-the God of heaven. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Danyiew answewed and said, Bwessed be t-the nyame of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and +evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wisdom and m-might awe his: 2:21 And he c-changeth t-the times and +t-the seasons: he wemoveth kings, and setteth up kings: he giveth wisdom +u-unto t-the w-wise, and k-knyowwedge to t-them that knyow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: 2:22 He +weveaweth t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep and secwet things: he k-knyoweth what is in t-the +dawknyess, and t-the wight d-dwewweth with h-him. + +2:23 I thank thee, and pwaise thee, O-O t-thou God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews, who hast +given m-me wisdom and might, and hast m-made knyown u-unto m-me nyow what we +desiwed of t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast nyow m-made knyown u-unto us t-the king's +mattew. + +2:24 Thewefowe Danyiew went in u-unto Awioch, whom t-the king h-had o-owdainyed +to d-destwoy t-the wise men of |･ω･) B-Babywon: he went and said thus u-unto h-him; +D-Destwoy nyot t-the wise men of |･ω･) B-Babywon: bwing m-me in befowe t-the king, and +I wiww s-shew u-unto t-the king t-the intewpwetation. + +2:25 T-Then Awioch b-bwought in Danyiew befowe t-the king in haste, and said +thus u-unto him, I have f-found a man of t-the captives of Judah, that wiww +make knyown u-unto t-the king t-the intewpwetation. + +2:26 The king answewed and said to Danyiew, whose nyame w-was +Bewteshazzaw, Awt t-thou abwe to make knyown u-unto m-me t-the dweam which I +have seen, and t-the i-intewpwetation theweof? (^ω~) 2-2:27 Danyiew answewed in +t-the pwesence of t-the king, and said, The secwet which t-the king hath +demanded c-cannyot t-the wise men, t-the astwowogews, t-the m-magicians, t-the +soothsayews, s-shew u-unto t-the king; 2:28 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a God in heaven +that weveaweth secwets, and m-maketh knyown to t-the king Nyebuchadnyezzaw +what shaww be in t-the wattew days. Thy dweam, and t-the visions of thy +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head upon thy bed, awe t-these; 2:29 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, O-O king, thy thoughts +came into thy mind upon thy bed, what shouwd come to pass (/ =ω=)/ *looks at you* h-heweaftew: +and he that weveaweth secwets m-maketh knyown to thee what shaww come to +pass. + +2:30 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, this secwet is nyot weveawed to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any wisdom +that I have mowe than any wiving, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes that shaww make +knyown t-the i-intewpwetation to t-the king, and that t-thou mightest knyow t-the +thoughts of thy heawt. + +2:31 Thou, O-O king, sawest, and (x_x)V b-behowd a gweat image. This gweat image, +whose bwightnyess w-was e-excewwent, s-stood befowe thee; and t-the f-fowm +theweof w-was tewwibwe. + +2:32 This image's ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head w-was of finye gowd, his bweast and his awms of +s-siwvew, his bewwy and his thighs of b-bwass, 2:33 His wegs of i-iwon, his +feet pawt of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and pawt of cway. + +2:34 T-Thou sawest tiww that a stonye w-was cut out without hands, which +smote t-the i-image upon his feet that wewe of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and c-cway, and bwake +t-them to pieces. + +2:35 T-Then w-was t-the i-iwon, t-the c-cway, t-the b-bwass, t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, +bwoken to pieces togethew, and became w-wike t-the chaff of t-the summew +thweshingfwoows; and t-the wind cawwied t-them away, that nyo pwace w-was +f-found (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the stonye that smote t-the i-image became a gweat +mountain, and fiwwed t-the w-whowe eawth. + +2:36 This is t-the d-dweam; and we wiww teww t-the i-intewpwetation theweof +befowe t-the king. + +2:37 Thou, O-O king, awt a king of kings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the God of heaven hath +given thee a k-kingdom, p-powew, and stwength, and gwowy. + +2:38 And whewesoevew t-the chiwdwen of men dweww, t-the b-beasts of t-the +fiewd and t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven hath he given into thinye hand, and +hath m-made thee wuwew o-ovew t-them aww. T-Thou awt this ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of gowd. + +2-2:39 And aftew thee shaww a-awise anyothew kingdom infewiow to thee, and +anyothew thiwd kingdom of b-bwass, which shaww beaw w-wuwe o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +eawth. + +2:40 And t-the fouwth kingdom shaww be stwong as iwon: fowasmuch as (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon +bweaketh in pieces and subdueth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: and as (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon that bweaketh +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these, shaww it bweak in pieces and (ノωヽ) b-bwuise. + +2-2:41 And w-wheweas t-thou sawest t-the feet and toes, pawt of (O.O) *looks away* p-pottews' c-cway, +and pawt of i-iwon, t-the kingdom shaww be divided; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be in +it of t-the stwength of t-the i-iwon, fowasmuch as t-thou sawest t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon +mixed with miwy cway. + +2:42 And as t-the t-toes of t-the feet wewe pawt of i-iwon, and pawt of c-cway, +so t-the kingdom shaww be pawtwy stwong, and pawtwy bwoken. + +2:43 And w-wheweas t-thou sawest (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon mixed with miwy c-cway, they shaww +m-mingwe themsewves with t-the seed of m-men: but they shaww nyot cweave onye +to anyothew, even as (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon is nyot mixed with cway. + +2:44 And in t-the days of these kings shaww t-the God of heaven s-set up a +k-kingdom, which shaww nyevew be destwoyed: and t-the kingdom shaww nyot be +weft to othew p-peopwe, but it shaww bweak in pieces and consume (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +these kingdoms, and it shaww stand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +2:45 Fowasmuch as t-thou sawest that t-the stonye w-was cut out of t-the +mountain without hands, and that it bwake in pieces t-the i-iwon, t-the +b-bwass, t-the c-cway, t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd; t-the gweat God hath m-made +knyown to t-the king what shaww come to pass (/ =ω=)/ *looks at you* h-heweaftew: and t-the dweam is +cewtain, and t-the i-intewpwetation theweof suwe. + +2-2:46 T-Then t-the king Nyebuchadnyezzaw feww upon his face, and w-wowshipped +Danyiew, and commanded that they shouwd offew an obwation and sweet +odouws u-unto h-him. + +2-2:47 The king answewed u-unto Danyiew, and said, O-Of a twuth it is, that +youw God is a God of gods, and a Wowd of kings, and a weveawew of +secwets, seeing t-thou (＾▽＾') c-couwdest weveaw this secwet. + +2:48 T-Then t-the king m-made Danyiew a gweat ^.^ m-man, and gave him many gweat +gifts, and m-made him wuwew o-ovew t-the w-whowe pwovince of Babywon, and +chief of t-the govewnyows o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wise men of Babywon. + +2:49 T-Then Danyiew wequested of t-the king, and he s-set S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, +and Abednyego, o-ovew t-the affaiws of t-the pwovince of |･ω･) B-Babywon: but Danyiew +sat in t-the gate of t-the king. + +3-3:1 Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king m-made an i-image of gowd, whose height w-was +(o_O)! t-thweescowe c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof six (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: he s-set it up in +t-the pwain of D-Duwa, in t-the pwovince of Babywon. + +3:2 T-Then Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king sent to gathew togethew t-the pwinces, +t-the govewnyows, and t-the captains, t-the judges, t-the tweasuwews, t-the +counsewwows, t-the shewiffs, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews of t-the pwovinces, to +come to t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the i-image which Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king h-had +s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +3-3:3 T-Then t-the pwinces, t-the govewnyows, and captains, t-the judges, t-the +tweasuwews, t-the counsewwows, t-the shewiffs, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews of t-the +pwovinces, wewe gathewed togethew u-unto t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the i-image +that Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king h-had s-set up; and they s-stood befowe t-the +i-image that Nyebuchadnyezzaw h-had s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +3:4 T-Then an hewawd cwied a-awoud, To you it is commanded, O-O p-peopwe, +n-nyations, and wanguages, 3:5 That a-at what time ye h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the +c-cownyet, fwute, h-hawp, s-sackbut, psawtewy, duwcimew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (＾▽＾') k-kinds of +m-musick, ye faww down and w-wowship t-the gowden i-image that Nyebuchadnyezzaw +t-the king hath s-set up: 3-3:6 And w-whoso f-fawweth nyot down and wowshippeth +shaww t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw be cast into t-the m-midst of a b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace. + +3:7 Thewefowe a-at that time, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe heawd t-the s-sound of t-the +c-cownyet, fwute, h-hawp, s-sackbut, psawtewy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (＾▽＾') k-kinds of m-musick, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the p-peopwe, t-the n-nyations, and t-the wanguages, feww down and w-wowshipped +t-the gowden i-image that Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king h-had s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +3:8 Whewefowe a-at that time c-cewtain Chawdeans came nyeaw, and a-accused +t-the Jews. + +3-3:9 They spake and said to t-the king Nyebuchadnyezzaw, O-O king, wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +3:10 Thou, O-O king, hast m-made a decwee, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that shaww h-heaw +t-the s-sound of t-the c-cownyet, fwute, h-hawp, s-sackbut, psawtewy, and duwcimew, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (＾▽＾') k-kinds of m-musick, shaww faww down and w-wowship t-the gowden image: +3:11 And w-whoso f-fawweth nyot down and wowshippeth, that he shouwd be +cast into t-the m-midst of a b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace. + +3:12 Thewe awe c-cewtain Jews whom t-thou hast s-set o-ovew t-the affaiws of t-the +pwovince of Babywon, S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego; these men, O-O +king, have nyot wegawded t-thee: they sewve nyot thy gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wowship t-the +gowden i-image which t-thou hast s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +3:13 T-Then Nyebuchadnyezzaw in his wage and fuwy commanded to bwing +S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and A-Abednyego. T-Then they b-bwought these men befowe +t-the king. + +3:14 Nyebuchadnyezzaw spake and said u-unto t-them, Is it twue, O-O S-Shadwach, +ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot ye sewve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wowship t-the gowden +i-image which I have s-set u-up? 3:15 Nyow if ye be weady that a-at what time +ye h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the c-cownyet, fwute, h-hawp, s-sackbut, psawtewy, and +duwcimew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (＾▽＾') k-kinds of m-musick, ye faww down and w-wowship t-the i-image +which I have m-made; weww: but if ye w-wowship nyot, ye shaww be cast t-the +same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw into t-the m-midst of a b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace; and who is that +God that shaww d-dewivew you out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands? 3:16 S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, +and Abednyego, answewed and said to t-the king, O-O Nyebuchadnyezzaw, we awe +nyot cawefuw to answew thee in this mattew. + +3:17 If it be so, ouw God whom we sewve is abwe to d-dewivew us fwom t-the +b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace, and he wiww d-dewivew us out of thinye hand, O-O +king. + +3:18 But if nyot, be it knyown u-unto thee, O-O king, that we wiww nyot sewve +thy gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wowship t-the gowden i-image which t-thou hast s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +3:19 T-Then w-was Nyebuchadnyezzaw f-fuww of fuwy, and t-the f-fowm of his visage +w-was changed against S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego: thewefowe he +spake, and commanded that they shouwd heat t-the fuwnyace onye seven times +mowe than it w-was wont to be heated. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And he commanded t-the most mighty men that wewe in his awmy to +bind S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, and to cast t-them into t-the +b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace. + +3:21 T-Then these men wewe b-bound in theiw c-coats, theiw hosen, and theiw +h-hats, and theiw othew gawments, and wewe cast into t-the m-midst of t-the +b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace. + +3-3:22 Thewefowe because t-the king's commandment w-was u-uwgent, and t-the +fuwnyace exceeding hot, t-the fwames of t-the fiwe swew those men that took +up S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and A-Abednyego. + +3:23 And these thwee men, S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, feww down +b-bound into t-the m-midst of t-the b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace. + +3:24 T-Then Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king w-was a-astonyied, and w-wose up in haste, +and spake, and said u-unto his counsewwows, Did nyot we cast thwee men +b-bound into t-the m-midst of t-the f-fiwe? They answewed and said u-unto t-the +king, Twue, O-O king. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 He answewed and said, Wo, I s-see fouw men woose, wawking in t-the +m-midst of t-the f-fiwe, and they have nyo h-huwt; and t-the f-fowm of t-the fouwth +is w-wike t-the S-Son of God. + +3:26 T-Then Nyebuchadnyezzaw came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the mouth of t-the b-buwnying fiewy +fuwnyace, and spake, and said, S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, ye +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the most high G-God, come fowth, and come hithew. T-Then +S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, came fowth of t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe. + +3-3:27 And t-the pwinces, govewnyows, and captains, and t-the king's +counsewwows, being gathewed togethew, saw these men, upon whose bodies +t-the fiwe h-had nyo p-powew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-was an haiw of theiw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head s-singed, nyeithew +wewe theiw coats changed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the s-smeww of fiwe h-had passed on them. + +3:28 T-Then Nyebuchadnyezzaw spake, and said, Bwessed be t-the God of +S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, who hath sent his angew, and +dewivewed his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that twusted in him, and have changed t-the +king's wowd, and yiewded theiw bodies, that they m-might nyot sewve (=`ω´=) n-nyow +w-wowship any (・_・ヾ g-god, except theiw own God. + +3-3:29 Thewefowe I make a decwee, That {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-peopwe, nyation, and +wanguage, which speak any t-thing amiss against t-the God of S-Shadwach, +ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, shaww be cut in p-pieces, and theiw houses shaww +be m-made a dunghiww: because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo othew God that c-can d-dewivew +aftew this sowt. + +3:30 T-Then t-the king pwomoted S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, in t-the +pwovince of Babywon. + +4:1 Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king, u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, n-nyations, and wanguages, +that dweww in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth; Peace be m-muwtipwied u-unto you. + +4-4:2 I thought it g-good to s-shew t-the signs and w-wondews that t-the high God +hath wwought towawd me. + +4:3 How gweat awe his signs! and how mighty awe his wondews! his +kingdom is an evewwasting k-kingdom, and his dominyion is fwom genyewation +to genyewation. + +4-4:4 I Nyebuchadnyezzaw w-was a-at w-west in minye h-house, and fwouwishing in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pawace: 4-4:5 I saw a dweam which m-made m-me afwaid, and t-the thoughts upon +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed and t-the visions of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head twoubwed me. + +4:6 Thewefowe m-made I a decwee to bwing in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wise men of Babywon +befowe me, that they m-might make knyown u-unto m-me t-the i-intewpwetation of +t-the dweam. + +4:7 T-Then came in t-the m-magicians, t-the astwowogews, t-the C-Chawdeans, and +t-the soothsayews: and I towd t-the dweam befowe t-them; but they did nyot +make knyown u-unto m-me t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof. + +4-4:8 But a-at t-the wast Danyiew came in befowe me, whose nyame w-was +Bewteshazzaw, a-accowding to t-the nyame of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and in whom is t-the +spiwit of t-the h-howy gods: and befowe him I towd t-the dweam, s-saying, 4:9 +O-O Bewteshazzaw, mastew of t-the m-magicians, because I knyow that t-the +spiwit of t-the h-howy gods is in thee, and nyo secwet t-twoubweth thee, teww +m-me t-the visions of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dweam that I have seen, and t-the i-intewpwetation +t-theweof. + +4:10 T-Thus wewe t-the visions of minye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bed; I saw, and (x_x)V b-behowd a +twee in t-the m-midst of t-the eawth, and t-the height theweof w-was g-gweat. + +4:11 The twee gwew, and w-was stwong, and t-the height theweof weached +u-unto heaven, and t-the sight theweof to t-the end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: 4:12 +The weaves theweof wewe faiw, and t-the fwuit theweof ^w^ m-much, and in it +w-was meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aww: t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd h-had shadow undew it, and t-the +f-fowws of t-the heaven d-dwewt in t-the boughs t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh w-was fed +of it. + +4:13 I saw in t-the visions of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bed, and, b-behowd, a +watchew and an h-howy onye came down fwom heaven; 4:14 He cwied a-awoud, +and said t-thus, H-Hew down t-the twee, and cut off his bwanches, s-shake off +his weaves, and scattew his fwuit: wet t-the b-beasts get away fwom undew +it, and t-the f-fowws fwom his bwanches: 4:15 Nyevewthewess weave t-the s-stump +of his woots in t-the eawth, even with a band of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and b-bwass, in t-the +tendew gwass of t-the fiewd; and wet it be wet with t-the dew of heaven, +and wet his powtion be with t-the b-beasts in t-the gwass of t-the eawth: 4:16 +Wet his heawt be changed fwom m-man's, and wet a beast's heawt be given +u-unto h-him; and wet seven times pass o-ovew h-him. + +4:17 This mattew is by t-the decwee of t-the watchews, and t-the demand by +t-the wowd of t-the h-howy onyes: to t-the intent that t-the wiving may knyow that +t-the most High wuweth in t-the kingdom of men, and giveth it to +w-whomsoevew he wiww, and setteth up o-ovew it t-the basest of m-men. + +4-4:18 This dweam I king Nyebuchadnyezzaw have (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. Nyow thou, O-O +Bewteshazzaw, decwawe t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof, fowasmuch as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wise men of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom awe nyot abwe to make knyown u-unto m-me t-the +(* ^ ω ^) i-intewpwetation: but t-thou awt abwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit of t-the h-howy gods is +in thee. + +4:19 T-Then Danyiew, whose nyame w-was Bewteshazzaw, w-was astonyied (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye +h-houw, and his thoughts twoubwed h-him. The king spake, and said, +Bewteshazzaw, wet nyot t-the dweam, ow t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof, +twoubwe thee. Bewteshazzaw answewed and said, My wowd, t-the dweam be to +t-them that hate thee, and t-the i-intewpwetation theweof to thinye enyemies. + +4:20 The twee that t-thou sawest, which gwew, and w-was stwong, whose +height weached u-unto t-the heaven, and t-the sight theweof to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +eawth; 4:21 Whose weaves wewe faiw, and t-the fwuit theweof ^w^ m-much, and in +it w-was meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aww; undew which t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd dwewt, and +upon whose bwanches t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven h-had theiw habitation: 4:22 +I-It is thou, O-O king, that awt g-gwown and become stwong: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy +gweatnyess is gwown, and weacheth u-unto heaven, and thy dominyion to t-the +end of t-the eawth. + +4:23 And w-wheweas t-the king saw a watchew and an h-howy onye coming down +fwom heaven, and s-saying, H-Hew t-the twee down, and d-destwoy it; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet weave +t-the s-stump of t-the woots theweof in t-the eawth, even with a band of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon +and b-bwass, in t-the tendew gwass of t-the fiewd; and wet it be wet with +t-the dew of heaven, and wet his powtion be with t-the b-beasts of t-the +fiewd, tiww seven times pass o-ovew h-him; 4:24 This is t-the +i-intewpwetation, O-O king, and this is t-the decwee of t-the most High, which +is come upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king: 4:25 That they shaww dwive thee fwom +men, and thy dwewwing shaww be with t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd, and they +shaww make thee to e-eat gwass as oxen, and they shaww wet thee with t-the +dew of heaven, and seven times shaww pass o-ovew thee, tiww t-thou knyow +that t-the most High wuweth in t-the kingdom of men, and giveth it to +w-whomsoevew he wiww. + +4:26 And w-wheweas they commanded to weave t-the s-stump of t-the twee woots; +thy kingdom shaww be suwe u-unto thee, aftew that t-thou shawt have knyown +that t-the h-heavens (^-^*)/ d-do w-wuwe. + +4:27 Whewefowe, O-O king, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsew be acceptabwe u-unto thee, and +bweak off thy s-sins by wighteousnyess, and thinye inyiquities by shewing +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy to t-the poow; if it may be a w-wengthenying of thy twanquiwwity. + +4:28 Aww this came upon t-the king N-Nyebuchadnyezzaw. + +4:29 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the end of twewve months he wawked in t-the pawace of t-the +kingdom of Babywon. + +4:30 The king spake, and said, Is nyot this gweat Babywon, that I have +b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the kingdom by t-the m-might of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-powew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the honyouw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-majesty? 4-4:31 Whiwe t-the wowd w-was in t-the king's +mouth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww a voice fwom heaven, s-saying, O-O king Nyebuchadnyezzaw, +to thee it is spoken; The kingdom is depawted fwom thee. + +4:32 And they shaww dwive thee fwom men, and thy dwewwing shaww be +with t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd: they shaww make thee to e-eat gwass as +oxen, and seven times shaww pass o-ovew thee, untiw t-thou knyow that t-the +most High wuweth in t-the kingdom of men, and giveth it to w-whomsoevew he +wiww. + +4:33 The same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was t-the t-thing fuwfiwwed upon Nyebuchadnyezzaw: and he +w-was dwiven fwom men, and did e-eat gwass as oxen, and his body w-was wet +with t-the dew of heaven, tiww his haiws wewe g-gwown w-wike eagwes' +f-feathews, and his nyaiws w-wike biwds' cwaws. + +4:34 And a-at t-the end of t-the days I Nyebuchadnyezzaw w-wifted up minye eyes +u-unto heaven, and minye undewstanding wetuwnyed u-unto me, and I bwessed +t-the most High, and I pwaised and h-honyouwed him that wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, +whose dominyion is an evewwasting dominyion, and his kingdom is fwom +genyewation to genyewation: 4:35 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the eawth +awe weputed as nyothing: and he doeth a-accowding to his wiww in t-the awmy +of heaven, and among t-the i-inhabitants of t-the eawth: and nyonye c-can stay +his hand, ow say u-unto him, What doest thou? 4:36 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the same time o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +w-weason wetuwnyed u-unto m-me; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-kingdom, minye honyouw +and bwightnyess wetuwnyed u-unto m-me; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsewwows and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds +sought u-unto m-me; and I w-was estabwished in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-kingdom, and excewwent +m-majesty w-was a-added u-unto me. + +4:37 Nyow I Nyebuchadnyezzaw pwaise and extow and honyouw t-the King of +heaven, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww whose wowks awe twuth, and his ways judgment: and those +that wawk in pwide he is abwe to abase. + +5:1 Bewshazzaw t-the king m-made a gweat (♡°▽°♡) f-feast to a t-thousand of his (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, +and d-dwank winye befowe t-the thousand. + +5-5:2 ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ B-Bewshazzaw, whiwes he tasted t-the winye, commanded to bwing t-the +gowden and s-siwvew vessews which his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Nyebuchadnyezzaw h-had taken +out of t-the tempwe which w-was in Jewusawem; that t-the king, and his +pwinces, his wives, and his UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, m-might dwink thewein. + +5:3 T-Then they b-bwought t-the gowden vessews that wewe taken out of t-the +tempwe of t-the house of God which w-was a-at Jewusawem; and t-the king, and +his pwinces, his wives, and his UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, d-dwank in them. + +5:4 They d-dwank winye, and pwaised t-the gods of gowd, and of s-siwvew, of +b-bwass, of i-iwon, of wood, and of stonye. + +5:5 In t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw came fowth fingews of a man's hand, and wwote +o-ovew against t-the c-candwestick upon t-the pwaistew of t-the waww of t-the +king's pawace: and t-the king saw t-the pawt of t-the hand that wwote. + +5:6 T-Then t-the king's c-countenyance w-was changed, and his thoughts twoubwed +him, so that t-the joints of his woins wewe woosed, and his k-knyees smote +onye against anyothew. + +5:7 The king cwied awoud to bwing in t-the astwowogews, t-the C-Chawdeans, +and t-the soothsayews. And t-the king spake, and said to t-the wise men of +Babywon, Whosoevew shaww wead this wwiting, and s-shew m-me t-the +i-intewpwetation t-theweof, shaww be cwothed with scawwet, and have a +chain of gowd about his nyeck, and shaww be t-the thiwd wuwew in t-the +(´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +5:8 T-Then came in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's wise m-men: but they couwd nyot wead t-the +wwiting, (=`ω´=) n-nyow make knyown to t-the king t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof. + +5:9 T-Then w-was king Bewshazzaw gweatwy twoubwed, and his c-countenyance w-was +changed in him, and his wowds wewe astonyied. + +5:10 Nyow t-the queen by w-weason of t-the w-wowds of t-the king and his wowds +came into t-the banquet house: and t-the queen spake and said, O-O king, +wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: wet nyot thy thoughts twoubwe thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wet thy +c-countenyance be changed: 5:11 Thewe is a man in thy k-kingdom, in whom is +t-the spiwit of t-the h-howy gods; and in t-the days of thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew wight and +undewstanding and wisdom, w-wike t-the wisdom of t-the gods, w-was f-found in +h-him; whom t-the king Nyebuchadnyezzaw thy fathew, t-the king, I say, thy +fathew, m-made mastew of t-the m-magicians, astwowogews, C-Chawdeans, and +soothsayews; 5:12 Fowasmuch as an excewwent spiwit, and knyowwedge, and +u-undewstanding, intewpweting of dweams, and shewing of hawd sentences, +and dissowving of doubts, wewe f-found in t-the same Danyiew, whom t-the king +nyamed Bewteshazzaw: nyow wet Danyiew be cawwed, and he wiww s-shew t-the +intewpwetation. + +5-5:13 T-Then w-was Danyiew b-bwought in befowe t-the king. And t-the king spake +and said u-unto Danyiew, Awt t-thou that Danyiew, which awt of t-the chiwdwen +of t-the captivity of Judah, whom t-the king o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew b-bwought out of +Jewwy? 5:14 I have even heawd of thee, that t-the spiwit of t-the gods is +in thee, and that wight and undewstanding and excewwent wisdom is +f-found in thee. + +5:15 And nyow t-the wise men, t-the astwowogews, have b-been b-bwought in +befowe me, that they shouwd wead this wwiting, and make knyown u-unto m-me +t-the i-intewpwetation theweof: but they couwd nyot s-shew t-the i-intewpwetation +of t-the thing: 5:16 And I have heawd of thee, that t-thou c-canst make +i-intewpwetations, and dissowve doubts: nyow if t-thou c-canst wead t-the +wwiting, and make knyown to m-me t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof, t-thou shawt +be cwothed with scawwet, and have a chain of gowd about thy nyeck, and +shawt be t-the thiwd wuwew in t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +5:17 T-Then Danyiew answewed and said befowe t-the king, Wet thy gifts be +to xDD t-thysewf, and g-give thy wewawds to anyothew; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I wiww wead t-the +w-wwiting u-unto t-the king, and make knyown to him t-the intewpwetation. + +5:18 O-O t-thou king, t-the most high God gave Nyebuchadnyezzaw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew a +k-kingdom, and majesty, and gwowy, and h-honyouw: 5:19 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the m-majesty +that he gave him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, n-nyations, and wanguages, twembwed and +feawed befowe him: whom he w-wouwd he s-swew; and whom he w-wouwd he kept +awive; and whom he w-wouwd he s-set up; and whom he w-wouwd he put down. + +5:20 But when his heawt w-was w-wifted up, and his mind hawdenyed in pwide, +he w-was deposed fwom his kingwy t-thwonye, and they took his gwowy fwom +him: 5:21 And he w-was dwiven fwom t-the sons of men; and his heawt w-was +m-made w-wike t-the beasts, and his dwewwing w-was with t-the wiwd asses: they +fed him with gwass w-wike oxen, and his body w-was wet with t-the dew of +heaven; tiww he knyew that t-the most high God wuwed in t-the kingdom of +men, and that he appointeth o-ovew it w-whomsoevew he wiww. + +5:22 And t-thou his son, O-O ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ B-Bewshazzaw, hast nyot humbwed thinye heawt, +t-though t-thou knyewest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this; 5:23 But hast w-wifted up t-thysewf against +t-the Wowd of heaven; and they have b-bwought t-the vessews of his house +befowe thee, and thou, and thy (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, thy wives, and thy UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, +have dwunk winye in t-them; and t-thou hast pwaised t-the gods of s-siwvew, and +gowd, of b-bwass, i-iwon, wood, and stonye, which s-see nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +knyow: and t-the God in whose hand thy bweath is, and whose awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +ways, hast t-thou nyot gwowified: 5-5:24 T-Then w-was t-the pawt of t-the hand sent +fwom h-him; and this w-wwiting w-was w-wwitten. + +5:25 And this is t-the w-wwiting that w-was wwitten, MENyE, MENyE, TEKEW, +UPHAWSIN. + +5:26 This is t-the i-intewpwetation of t-the thing: MENyE; God hath nyumbewed +thy k-kingdom, and finyished it. + +5:27 TEKEW; T-Thou awt weighed in t-the b-bawances, and awt f-found wanting. + +5:28 P-PEWES; Thy kingdom is divided, and given to t-the Medes and +P-Pewsians. + +5-5:29 T-Then commanded ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ B-Bewshazzaw, and they cwothed Danyiew with scawwet, +and put a chain of gowd about his nyeck, and m-made a pwocwamation +c-concewnying him, that he shouwd be t-the thiwd wuwew in t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +5:30 In that nyight w-was Bewshazzaw t-the king of t-the Chawdeans swain. + +5:31 And Dawius t-the M-Median took t-the k-kingdom, being about (o_O)! t-thweescowe +and two yeaws owd. + +6-6:1 I-It pweased Dawius to s-set o-ovew t-the kingdom an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty +pwinces, which shouwd be o-ovew t-the w-whowe kingdom; 6:2 And o-ovew these +thwee pwesidents; of whom Danyiew w-was fiwst: that t-the pwinces m-might +g-give a-accounts u-unto t-them, and t-the king shouwd have nyo damage. + +6:3 T-Then this Danyiew w-was pwefewwed a-above t-the pwesidents and pwinces, +because an excewwent spiwit w-was in h-him; and t-the king thought to s-set +him o-ovew t-the w-whowe weawm. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 T-Then t-the pwesidents and pwinces sought to f-find occasion against +Danyiew c-concewnying t-the kingdom; but they couwd f-find nyonye occasion (=`ω´=) n-nyow +fauwt; fowasmuch as he w-was f-faithfuw, nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any ewwow ow +fauwt f-found in h-him. + +6:5 T-Then said these men, We shaww nyot f-find any occasion against this +Danyiew, except we f-find it against him c-concewnying t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of his God. + +6:6 T-Then these pwesidents and pwinces assembwed togethew to t-the king, +and said thus u-unto him, King {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +6:7 Aww t-the pwesidents of t-the k-kingdom, t-the govewnyows, and t-the pwinces, +t-the counsewwows, and t-the captains, have c-consuwted togethew to +estabwish a woyaw statute, and to make a fiwm decwee, that w-whosoevew +shaww ask a petition of any God ow man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thiwty days, s-save of thee, +O-O king, he shaww be cast into t-the den of wions. + +6:8 Nyow, O-O king, estabwish t-the decwee, and (*´▽`*) s-sign t-the wwiting, that it +be nyot changed, a-accowding to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the Medes and Pewsians, which +a-awteweth n-nyot. + +6:9 Whewefowe king Dawius s-signyed t-the w-wwiting and t-the decwee. + +6:10 Nyow when Danyiew knyew that t-the w-wwiting w-was signyed, he went into +his h-house; and his windows being open in his c-chambew towawd J-Jewusawem, +he k-knyeewed upon his k-knyees thwee times a day, and pwayed, and gave +thanks befowe his G-God, as he did afowetime. + +6:11 T-Then these men assembwed, and f-found Danyiew pwaying and making +suppwication befowe his God. + +6:12 T-Then they came nyeaw, and spake befowe t-the king c-concewnying t-the +king's decwee; Hast t-thou nyot s-signyed a decwee, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that +shaww ask a petition of any God ow man within thiwty days, s-save of +thee, O-O king, shaww be cast into t-the den of wions? The king answewed +and said, The t-thing is twue, a-accowding to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the Medes and +Pewsians, which a-awteweth n-nyot. + +6:13 T-Then answewed they and said befowe t-the king, That Danyiew, which +is of t-the chiwdwen of t-the captivity of Judah, wegawdeth nyot thee, O-O +king, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the decwee that t-thou hast signyed, but m-maketh his petition +thwee times a d-day. + +6:14 T-Then t-the king, when he heawd these wowds, w-was sowe d-dispweased +with himsewf, and s-set his heawt on Danyiew to d-dewivew him: and he +wabouwed tiww t-the g-going down of t-the sun to d-dewivew h-him. + +6:15 T-Then these men assembwed u-unto t-the king, and said u-unto t-the king, +Knyow, O-O king, that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the Medes and Pewsians is, That nyo +decwee (=`ω´=) n-nyow statute which t-the king e-estabwisheth may be changed. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 T-Then t-the king commanded, and they b-bwought Danyiew, and cast him +into t-the den of wions. Nyow t-the king spake and said u-unto Danyiew, Thy +God whom t-thou s-sewvest c-continyuawwy, he wiww d-dewivew thee. + +6-6:17 And a stonye w-was bwought, and w-waid upon t-the mouth of t-the (っ˘ω˘ς ) d-den; and +t-the king seawed it with his own signyet, and with t-the signyet of his +wowds; that t-the puwpose m-might nyot be changed c-concewnying Danyiew. + +6:18 T-Then t-the king went to his pawace, and passed t-the nyight fasting: +nyeithew wewe instwuments of musick b-bwought befowe him: and his (o´∀`o) s-sweep +went fwom h-him. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 T-Then t-the king awose vewy eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and went in haste +u-unto t-the den of wions. + +6:20 And when he came to t-the den, he cwied with a wamentabwe voice +u-unto D-Danyiew: and t-the king spake and said to Danyiew, O-O Danyiew, sewvant +of t-the wiving G-God, is thy G-God, whom t-thou s-sewvest c-continyuawwy, abwe to +d-dewivew thee fwom t-the wions? 6:21 T-Then said Danyiew u-unto t-the king, O-O +king, wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +6:22 My God hath sent his angew, and hath s-shut t-the w-wions' m-mouths, that +they have nyot (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt me: fowasmuch as befowe him innyocency w-was f-found in +m-me; and awso befowe thee, O-O king, have I donye nyo huwt. + +6:23 T-Then w-was t-the king e-exceedingwy gwad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and commanded that +they shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take Danyiew up out of t-the den. S-So Danyiew w-was taken up out +of t-the den, and nyo m-mannyew of (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt w-was f-found upon him, because he +bewieved in his God. + +6:24 And t-the king commanded, and they b-bwought those men which h-had +a-accused Danyiew, and they cast t-them into t-the den of wions, t-them, theiw +c-chiwdwen, and theiw wives; and t-the w-wions h-had t-the m-mastewy of t-them, and +bwake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw bonyes in pieces ow e-evew they came a-at t-the bottom of t-the +den. + +6:25 T-Then king Dawius wwote u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, n-nyations, and wanguages, +that dweww in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth; Peace be m-muwtipwied u-unto you. + +6:26 I make a decwee, That in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy dominyion of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom men t-twembwe +and f-feaw befowe t-the God of D-Danyiew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the wiving G-God, and +stedfast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and his kingdom that which shaww nyot be destwoyed, +and his dominyion shaww be even u-unto t-the end. + +6:27 He dewiveweth and wescueth, and he w-wowketh signs and w-wondews in +heaven and in eawth, who hath dewivewed Danyiew fwom t-the p-powew of t-the +wions. + +6:28 S-So this Danyiew pwospewed in t-the weign of {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, and in t-the weign +of Cywus t-the Pewsian. + +7:1 In t-the fiwst yeaw of Bewshazzaw king of Babywon Danyiew h-had a dweam +and visions of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head upon his bed: t-then he wwote t-the dweam, and +towd t-the sum of t-the mattews. + +7:2 Danyiew spake and said, I saw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vision by nyight, and, b-behowd, +t-the fouw w-winds of t-the heaven stwove upon t-the gweat sea. + +7-7:3 And fouw gweat b-beasts came up fwom t-the sea, (´ ω `♡) d-divewse onye fwom +anyothew. + +7:4 The fiwst w-was w-wike a wion, and h-had eagwe's ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wings: I behewd tiww +t-the w-wings theweof wewe pwucked, and it w-was w-wifted up fwom t-the eawth, +and m-made stand upon t-the feet as a ^.^ m-man, and a man's heawt w-was given to +it. + +7:5 And (x_x)V b-behowd anyothew beast, a second, w-wike to a (ノωヽ) b-beaw, and it waised +up itsewf on onye side, and it h-had thwee w-wibs in t-the mouth of it +b-between t-the t-teeth of i-it: and they said thus u-unto it, Awise, devouw +m-much ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +7:6 Aftew this I behewd, and wo anyothew, w-wike a weopawd, which h-had +upon t-the back of it fouw w-wings of a foww; t-the beast h-had awso fouw +heads; and dominyion w-was given to it. + +7-7:7 Aftew this I saw in t-the nyight visions, and (x_x)V b-behowd a fouwth beast, +dweadfuw and (-ω-、) t-tewwibwe, and stwong e-exceedingwy; and it h-had gweat (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon +teeth: it devouwed and bwake in p-pieces, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped t-the wesidue with +t-the feet of i-it: and it w-was (´ ω `♡) d-divewse fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts that wewe +befowe it; and it h-had t-ten howns. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 I considewed t-the howns, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came up among t-them +anyothew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe hown, befowe whom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe thwee of t-the fiwst howns +p-pwucked up by t-the woots: and, b-behowd, in this (・_・ヾ h-hown wewe eyes w-wike t-the +eyes of ^.^ m-man, and a mouth speaking gweat things. + +7:9 I behewd tiww t-the t-thwonyes wewe cast down, and t-the Ancient of days +did sit, whose gawment w-was white as snyow, and t-the haiw of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +w-wike t-the puwe woow: his t-thwonye w-was w-wike t-the fiewy fwame, and his +wheews as b-buwnying fiwe. + +7:10 A-A fiewy stweam issued and came fowth fwom befowe him: t-thousand +thousands minyistewed u-unto him, and t-ten t-thousand times t-ten t-thousand +s-stood befowe him: t-the j-judgment w-was set, and t-the books wewe openyed. + +7:11 I behewd t-then because of t-the voice of t-the gweat w-wowds which t-the +(・_・ヾ h-hown spake: I behewd even tiww t-the beast w-was swain, and his body +destwoyed, and given to t-the b-buwnying f-fwame. + +7:12 As c-concewnying t-the w-west of t-the beasts, they h-had theiw dominyion +taken (☆ω☆) a-away: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet theiw wives wewe pwowonged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a season and ^w^ t-time. + +7:13 I saw in t-the nyight visions, and, b-behowd, onye w-wike t-the S-Son of man +came with t-the cwouds of heaven, and came to t-the Ancient of days, and +they b-bwought him (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw befowe h-him. + +7:14 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given him dominyion, and gwowy, and a k-kingdom, that +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, n-nyations, and wanguages, shouwd sewve him: his dominyion is +an evewwasting dominyion, which shaww nyot pass away, and his kingdom +that which shaww nyot be destwoyed. + +7:15 I Danyiew w-was g-gwieved in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit in t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-body, and +t-the visions of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head twoubwed me. + +7:16 I came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto onye of t-them that s-stood by, and asked him t-the +twuth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this. S-So he towd me, and m-made m-me knyow t-the i-intewpwetation +of t-the things. + +7:17 These gweat beasts, which awe fouw, awe fouw kings, which shaww +a-awise out of t-the eawth. + +7:18 But t-the saints of t-the most High shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the k-kingdom, and +possess t-the kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +xDD 7-7:19 T-Then I w-wouwd knyow t-the twuth of t-the fouwth beast, which w-was +(´ ω `♡) d-divewse fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the othews, exceeding dweadfuw, whose t-teeth wewe of +i-iwon, and his nyaiws of bwass; which devouwed, bwake in p-pieces, and +(=`ω´=) s-stamped t-the wesidue with his feet; 7:20 And of t-the t-ten howns that wewe +in his head, and of t-the othew which came up, and befowe whom thwee +feww; even of that (・_・ヾ h-hown that h-had eyes, and a mouth that spake vewy +gweat things, whose wook w-was mowe s-stout than his f-fewwows. + +7:21 I behewd, and t-the same (・_・ヾ h-hown m-made waw with t-the saints, and +p-pwevaiwed against t-them; 7:22 Untiw t-the Ancient of days came, and +j-judgment w-was given to t-the saints of t-the most High; and t-the time came +that t-the saints p-possessed t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +7:23 T-Thus he said, The fouwth beast shaww be t-the fouwth kingdom upon +eawth, which shaww be (´ ω `♡) d-divewse fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kingdoms, and shaww devouw t-the +w-whowe eawth, and shaww twead it down, and bweak it in pieces. + +7:24 And t-the t-ten howns out of this kingdom awe t-ten kings that shaww +awise: and anyothew shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise aftew t-them; and he shaww be (´ ω `♡) d-divewse fwom +t-the fiwst, and he shaww subdue thwee k-kings. + +7:25 And he shaww speak gweat w-wowds against t-the most High, and shaww +( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw out t-the saints of t-the most High, and think to change times and +waws: and they shaww be given into his hand untiw a time and times and +t-the dividing of ^w^ t-time. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 But t-the j-judgment shaww sit, and they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away his +dominyion, to consume and to d-destwoy it u-unto t-the end. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 And t-the kingdom and dominyion, and t-the gweatnyess of t-the kingdom +undew t-the w-whowe heaven, shaww be given to t-the peopwe of t-the saints of +t-the most High, whose kingdom is an evewwasting k-kingdom, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +dominyions shaww sewve and obey h-him. + +7:28 Hithewto is t-the end of t-the mattew. As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me Danyiew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +cogitations m-much twoubwed me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-countenyance changed in me: but I +kept t-the mattew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 In t-the thiwd yeaw of t-the weign of king Bewshazzaw a vision +appeawed u-unto me, even u-unto m-me Danyiew, aftew that which appeawed u-unto +m-me a-at t-the fiwst. + +8-8:2 And I saw in a vision; and it came to pass, when I saw, that I w-was +a-at Shushan in t-the pawace, which is in t-the pwovince of Ewam; and I saw +in a vision, and I w-was by t-the wivew of Uwai. + +8:3 T-Then I w-wifted up minye eyes, and saw, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood +befowe t-the wivew a wam which h-had two howns: and t-the two howns wewe +h-high; but onye w-was highew than t-the othew, and t-the highew came up wast. + +8:4 I saw t-the wam p-pushing westwawd, and nyowthwawd, and southwawd; so +that nyo b-beasts m-might stand befowe him, nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any that +couwd d-dewivew out of his hand; but he did a-accowding to his wiww, and +became g-gweat. + +8-8:5 And as I w-was c-considewing, b-behowd, an he goat came fwom t-the west on +t-the f-face of t-the w-whowe eawth, and touched nyot t-the gwound: and t-the goat +h-had a nyotabwe (・_・ヾ h-hown b-between his eyes. + +8:6 And he came to t-the wam that h-had two howns, which I h-had s-seen +standing befowe t-the wivew, and wan u-unto him in t-the fuwy of his powew. + +8:7 And I saw him come cwose u-unto t-the wam, and he w-was moved with +chowew against him, and smote t-the wam, and bwake his two howns: and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo p-powew in t-the wam to stand befowe him, but he cast him +down to t-the g-gwound, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped upon him: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye that +couwd d-dewivew t-the wam out of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +8:8 Thewefowe t-the he goat (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed vewy (=`ω´=) g-gweat: and when he w-was stwong, +t-the gweat (・_・ヾ h-hown w-was b-bwoken; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it came up fouw nyotabwe o-onyes towawd +t-the fouw w-winds of heaven. + +8:9 And out of onye of t-them came fowth a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe hown, which (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed +exceeding g-gweat, towawd t-the south, and towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and towawd t-the +pweasant wand. + +8-8:10 And it (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed g-gweat, even to t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven; and it cast down +s-some of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host and of t-the staws to t-the g-gwound, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped upon +them. + +8-8:11 Yea, he m-magnyified himsewf even to t-the pwince of t-the host, and by +him t-the daiwy sacwifice w-was taken away, and t-the pwace of t-the sanctuawy +w-was cast down. + +8:12 And an \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was given him against t-the daiwy sacwifice by w-weason +of twansgwession, and it cast down t-the twuth to t-the g-gwound; and it +pwactised, and pwospewed. + +8-8:13 T-Then I heawd onye saint s-speaking, and anyothew saint said u-unto that +c-cewtain saint which spake, How wong shaww be t-the vision c-concewnying t-the +daiwy sacwifice, and t-the twansgwession of desowation, to g-give both t-the +sanctuawy and t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host to be twodden undew foot? 8:14 And he said +u-unto me, Unto two t-thousand and thwee hundwed days; t-then shaww t-the +sanctuawy be (´ ω `♡) *notices bulge* c-cweansed. + +8:15 And it came to pass, when I, even I Danyiew, h-had s-seen t-the vision, +and sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the meanying, then, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood befowe m-me as t-the +a-appeawance of a m-man. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And I heawd a man's voice b-between t-the banks of Uwai, which +cawwed, and said, Gabwiew, make this man to undewstand t-the vision. + +8:17 S-So he came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw whewe I stood: and when he came, I w-was afwaid, +and feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face: but he said u-unto me, Undewstand, O-O son of man: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-at t-the time of t-the end shaww be t-the vision. + +8-8:18 Nyow as he w-was speaking with me, I w-was in a (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face +towawd t-the gwound: but he touched me, and s-set m-me upwight. + +8-8:19 And he said, Behowd, I wiww make thee knyow what shaww be in t-the +wast end of t-the indignyation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-at t-the time appointed t-the end shaww +be. + +8:20 The wam which t-thou sawest h-having two howns awe t-the kings of Media +and Pewsia. + +8-8:21 And t-the wough goat is t-the king of Gwecia: and t-the gweat (・_・ヾ h-hown that +is b-between his eyes is t-the fiwst king. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Nyow that being bwoken, w-wheweas fouw s-stood up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, fouw +(´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms shaww stand up out of t-the nyation, but nyot in his powew. + +8:23 And in t-the wattew time of theiw k-kingdom, when t-the twansgwessows +awe come to t-the fuww, a king of fiewce countenyance, and undewstanding +dawk sentences, shaww stand (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +8:24 And his p-powew shaww be mighty, but nyot by his own powew: and he +shaww d-destwoy wondewfuwwy, and shaww pwospew, and pwactise, and shaww +d-destwoy t-the mighty and t-the h-howy peopwe. + +8:25 And thwough his powicy awso he shaww c-cause (=^･ｪ･^=) *notices bulge* c-cwaft to p-pwospew in +his hand; and he shaww magnyify himsewf in his heawt, and by peace +shaww d-destwoy many: he shaww awso stand up against t-the P-Pwince of +pwinces; but he shaww be bwoken without ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +8:26 And t-the vision of t-the evenying and t-the mownying which w-was towd is +twue: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe s-shut t-thou up t-the vision; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many +days. + +8:27 And I Danyiew fainted, and w-was sick c-cewtain days; aftewwawd I w-wose +up, and did t-the king's businyess; and I w-was astonyished a-at t-the vision, +but nyonye undewstood it. + +9:1 In t-the fiwst yeaw of Dawius t-the son of Ahasuewus, of t-the seed of +t-the Medes, which w-was m-made king o-ovew t-the w-weawm of t-the Chawdeans; (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 In +t-the fiwst yeaw of his weign I Danyiew undewstood by books t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +t-the yeaws, wheweof t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Jewemiah t-the pwophet, +that he w-wouwd accompwish s-seventy yeaws in t-the d-desowations of +Jewusawem. + +9:3 And I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face u-unto t-the Wowd G-God, to seek by pwayew and +suppwications, with f-fasting, and sackcwoth, and ashes: 9:4 And I +pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my confession, and said, O-O W-Wowd, +t-the gweat and dweadfuw G-God, keeping t-the c-covenyant and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy to t-them +that wove him, and to t-them that keep his commandments; 9:5 We have +sinnyed, and have committed inyiquity, and have donye wickedwy, and have +w-webewwed, even by d-depawting fwom thy pwecepts and fwom thy j-judgments: +9:6 N-Nyeithew have we heawkenyed u-unto thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, which +spake in thy nyame to ouw kings, ouw pwinces, and ouw fathews, and to +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand. + +9:7 O-O WOWD, wighteousnyess bewongeth u-unto thee, but u-unto us confusion +of faces, as a-at this >_> d-day; to t-the men of Judah, and to t-the i-inhabitants +of J-Jewusawem, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, that awe nyeaw, and that awe faw +off, thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the countwies whithew t-thou hast dwiven t-them, because +of theiw twespass that they have twespassed against thee. + +9:8 O-O W-Wowd, to us bewongeth confusion of face, to ouw kings, to ouw +pwinces, and to ouw fathews, because we have sinnyed against thee. + +9:9 To t-the Wowd ouw God bewong mewcies and fowgivenyesses, t-though we +have webewwed against h-him; (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 N-Nyeithew have we obeyed t-the voice of +t-the WOWD ouw G-God, to wawk in his w-waws, which he s-set befowe us by his +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets. + +9-9:11 Yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew have twansgwessed thy w-waw, even by depawting, +that they m-might nyot obey thy v-voice; thewefowe t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse is pouwed upon +u-us, and t-the o-oath that is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses t-the sewvant of +G-God, because we have sinnyed against h-him. + +9:12 And he hath o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed his wowds, which he spake against u-us, and +against ouw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges that judged u-us, by bwinging upon us a gweat eviw: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow undew t-the w-whowe heaven hath nyot b-been donye as hath b-been donye upon +Jewusawem. + +9:13 As it is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this eviw is come upon +us: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet m-made we nyot ouw pwayew befowe t-the WOWD ouw G-God, that we m-might +tuwn fwom ouw inyiquities, and undewstand thy twuth. + +9-9:14 Thewefowe hath t-the WOWD watched upon t-the eviw, and b-bwought it +upon us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD ouw God is wighteous in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks which he +d-doeth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we obeyed nyot his voice. + +9:15 And n-nyow, O-O Wowd ouw G-God, that hast b-bwought thy peopwe fowth out +of t-the wand of Egypt with a mighty hand, and hast gotten thee wenyown, +as a-at this >_> d-day; we have sinnyed, we have donye wickedwy. + +9:16 O-O WOWD, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wighteousnyess, I b-beseech thee, wet +thinye angew and thy fuwy be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away fwom thy city J-Jewusawem, thy +h-howy mountain: because (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw sins, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the inyiquities of ouw +fathews, Jewusawem and thy peopwe awe become a wepwoach to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +awe about us. + +9:17 Nyow thewefowe, O-O ouw G-God, h-heaw t-the pwayew of thy s-sewvant, and his +suppwications, and c-cause thy f-face to (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon thy sanctuawy that is +d-desowate, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's sake. + +9:18 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, i-incwinye thinye eaw, and heaw; open thinye eyes, and +(x_x)V b-behowd ouw desowations, and t-the city which is cawwed by thy nyame: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +we (^-^*)/ d-do nyot pwesent ouw suppwications befowe thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw +wighteousnyesses, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy gweat m-mewcies. + +9:19 O-O W-Wowd, heaw; O-O W-Wowd, fowgive; O-O W-Wowd, heawken and do; defew nyot, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye own sake, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy city and thy peopwe awe cawwed +by thy nyame. + +9:20 And whiwes I w-was s-speaking, and pwaying, and confessing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin and +t-the sin of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and pwesenting o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication befowe t-the +WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy mountain of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; 9:21 Yea, whiwes I w-was +speaking in pwayew, even t-the man Gabwiew, whom I h-had s-seen in t-the +vision a-at t-the beginnying, being caused to fwy swiftwy, touched m-me about +t-the time of t-the evenying o-obwation. + +9:22 And he i-infowmed me, and t-tawked with me, and said, O-O Danyiew, I am +nyow come fowth to g-give thee skiww and undewstanding. + +9:23 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the beginnying of thy suppwications t-the commandment came fowth, +and I am come to s-shew thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt gweatwy bewoved: thewefowe +undewstand t-the mattew, and considew t-the vision. + +9:24 Seventy w-weeks awe detewminyed upon thy peopwe and upon thy h-howy +city, to finyish t-the twansgwession, and to make an end of sins, and to +make weconciwiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inyiquity, and to bwing in evewwasting +wighteousnyess, and to s-seaw up t-the vision and pwophecy, and to anyoint +t-the most H-Howy. + +9:25 K-Knyow thewefowe and undewstand, that fwom t-the g-going fowth of t-the +commandment to westowe and to buiwd Jewusawem u-unto t-the Messiah t-the +P-Pwince shaww be seven w-weeks, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and two weeks: t-the stweet +shaww be b-buiwt again, and t-the waww, even in twoubwous times. + +9:26 And aftew (o_O)! t-thweescowe and two w-weeks shaww Messiah be cut off, but +nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf: and t-the peopwe of t-the pwince that shaww come shaww +d-destwoy t-the city and t-the sanctuawy; and t-the end theweof shaww be with +a fwood, and u-unto t-the end of t-the waw d-desowations awe detewminyed. + +9:27 And he shaww ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm t-the c-covenyant with many (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye week: and in +t-the m-midst of t-the week he shaww c-cause t-the sacwifice and t-the obwation to +cease, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ovewspweading of abominyations he shaww make it +d-desowate, even untiw t-the consummation, and that detewminyed shaww be +pouwed upon t-the >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +10:1 In t-the thiwd yeaw of Cywus king of Pewsia a t-thing w-was weveawed +u-unto Danyiew, whose nyame w-was cawwed Bewteshazzaw; and t-the t-thing w-was +twue, but t-the time appointed w-was w-wong: and he undewstood t-the thing, +and h-had undewstanding of t-the vision. + +1-10:2 In those days I Danyiew w-was mouwnying thwee f-fuww weeks. + +10:3 I ate nyo pweasant bwead, nyeithew came fwesh (=`ω´=) n-nyow winye in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, +nyeithew did I anyoint mysewf a-at a-aww, tiww thwee w-whowe w-weeks wewe +f-fuwfiwwed. + +10:4 And in t-the fouw and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the fiwst m-month, as I w-was by +t-the side of t-the gweat wivew, which is Hiddekew; 1-10:5 T-Then I w-wifted up +minye eyes, and wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a c-cewtain man cwothed in winyen, +whose woins wewe giwded with finye gowd of Uphaz: 10:6 His body awso +w-was w-wike t-the bewyw, and his f-face as t-the a-appeawance of w-wightnying, and +his eyes as wamps of f-fiwe, and his awms and his feet w-wike in cowouw to +powished b-bwass, and t-the voice of his w-wowds w-wike t-the voice of a +(´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +10:7 And I Danyiew awonye saw t-the vision: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the men that wewe with m-me +saw nyot t-the vision; but a gweat quaking feww upon t-them, so that they +fwed to hide themsewves. + +10:8 Thewefowe I w-was weft awonye, and saw this gweat vision, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wemainyed nyo stwength in me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my comewinyess w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in m-me into +cowwuption, and I w-wetainyed nyo s-stwength. + +10:9 Y-Yet heawd I t-the voice of his wowds: and when I heawd t-the voice of +his wowds, t-then w-was I in a (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face towawd +t-the gwound. + +10:10 And, b-behowd, an hand touched me, which s-set m-me upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-knyees and +upon t-the pawms of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands. + +1-10:11 And he said u-unto me, O-O Danyiew, a man gweatwy bewoved, undewstand +t-the w-wowds that I speak u-unto thee, and stand u-upwight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee am +I nyow sent. + +And when he h-had spoken this wowd u-unto me, I s-stood twembwing. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 T-Then said he u-unto me, Feaw nyot, D-Danyiew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwom t-the fiwst day +that t-thou didst s-set thinye heawt to undewstand, and to chasten t-thysewf +befowe thy G-God, thy w-wowds wewe heawd, and I am come (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wowds. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 But t-the pwince of t-the kingdom of Pewsia withstood m-me onye and +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: but, wo, Michaew, onye of t-the chief pwinces, came to hewp +m-me; and I wemainyed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-the kings of Pewsia. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Nyow I am come to make thee undewstand what shaww b-befaww thy +peopwe in t-the wattew ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the vision is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many days. + +10:15 And when he h-had spoken such w-wowds u-unto me, I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face towawd +t-the g-gwound, and I became (o´∀`o) d-dumb. + +1-10:16 And, b-behowd, onye w-wike t-the simiwitude of t-the sons of men touched +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wips: t-then I openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and spake, and said u-unto him that +s-stood befowe me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, by t-the vision o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwows awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed upon +me, and I have w-wetainyed nyo s-stwength. + +1-10:17 Fow how c-can t-the sewvant of this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd tawk with this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, stwaightway (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed nyo stwength in me, nyeithew +is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe bweath weft in me. + +10:18 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came again and touched m-me onye w-wike t-the a-appeawance of +a ^.^ m-man, and he stwengthenyed me, 10:19 And said, O-O man gweatwy bewoved, +f-feaw nyot: peace be u-unto thee, be stwong, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, be s-stwong. And when he +h-had spoken u-unto me, I w-was s-stwengthenyed, and said, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd s-speak; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast stwengthenyed me. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 T-Then said he, Knyowest t-thou (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe I come u-unto thee? and nyow +wiww I (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to fight with t-the pwince of Pewsia: and when I am gonye +fowth, wo, t-the pwince of G-Gwecia shaww come. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 But I wiww s-shew thee that which is nyoted in t-the scwiptuwe of +twuth: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that h-howdeth with m-me in these things, but +Michaew youw p-pwince. + +11:1 Awso I in t-the fiwst yeaw of Dawius t-the Mede, even I, s-stood to +⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm and to stwengthen h-him. + +11:2 And nyow wiww I s-shew thee t-the twuth. Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww stand up +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thwee kings in Pewsia; and t-the fouwth shaww be faw wichew than +they aww: and by his stwength thwough his w-wiches he shaww stiw up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +against t-the w-weawm of Gwecia. + +11:3 And a mighty king shaww stand up, that shaww w-wuwe with gweat +dominyion, and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to his wiww. + +11:4 And when he shaww stand up, his kingdom shaww be bwoken, and +shaww be d-divided towawd t-the fouw w-winds of heaven; and nyot to his +postewity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a-accowding to his dominyion which he wuwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +kingdom shaww be p-pwucked up, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow othews beside t-those. + +11:5 And t-the king of t-the south shaww be stwong, and onye of his +pwinces; and he shaww be stwong a-above him, and have dominyion; his +dominyion shaww be a gweat dominyion. + +11:6 And in t-the end of yeaws they shaww join themsewves togethew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the king's daughtew of t-the south shaww come to t-the king of t-the nyowth +to make an agweement: but she shaww nyot w-wetain t-the p-powew of t-the awm; +nyeithew shaww he stand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his a-awm: but she shaww be given up, and +they that b-bwought hew, and he that begat hew, and he that stwengthenyed +hew in these times. + +11:7 But out of a bwanch of hew woots shaww onye stand up in his +estate, which shaww come with an awmy, and shaww entew into t-the +fowtwess of t-the king of t-the nyowth, and shaww d-deaw against t-them, and +shaww pwevaiw: 11:8 And shaww awso cawwy captives into Egypt theiw +gods, with theiw pwinces, and with theiw (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious vessews of s-siwvew +and of gowd; and he shaww continyue mowe yeaws than t-the king of t-the +n-nyowth. + +11:9 S-So t-the king of t-the south shaww come into his k-kingdom, and shaww +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into his own wand. + +11:10 But his sons shaww be stiwwed up, and shaww assembwe a muwtitude +of gweat f-fowces: and onye shaww cewtainwy come, and ovewfwow, and pass +thwough: t-then shaww he wetuwn, and be stiwwed up, even to his +fowtwess. + +11:11 And t-the king of t-the south shaww be moved with c-chowew, and shaww +come fowth and fight with him, even with t-the king of t-the n-nyowth: and he +shaww s-set fowth a gweat muwtitude; but t-the muwtitude shaww be given +into his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +11:12 And when he hath taken away t-the muwtitude, his heawt shaww be +w-wifted up; and he shaww cast down many t-ten thousands: but he shaww nyot +be stwengthenyed by it. + +11:13 Fow t-the king of t-the nyowth shaww wetuwn, and shaww s-set fowth a +muwtitude gweatew than t-the fowmew, and shaww cewtainwy come aftew +c-cewtain yeaws with a gweat awmy and with m-much wiches. + +11:14 And in those times (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww many stand up against t-the king of +t-the south: awso t-the wobbews of thy peopwe shaww e-exawt themsewves to +estabwish t-the vision; but they shaww faww. + +11:15 S-So t-the king of t-the nyowth shaww come, and cast up a mount, and +o(>ω<)o t-take t-the most f-fenced cities: and t-the awms of t-the south shaww nyot +withstand, nyeithew his chosen p-peopwe, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any +stwength to withstand. + +11:16 But he that cometh against him shaww (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to his own +wiww, and nyonye shaww stand befowe him: and he shaww stand in t-the +gwowious wand, which by his hand shaww be consumed. + +11:17 He shaww awso s-set his f-face to entew with t-the stwength of his +w-whowe k-kingdom, and upwight o-onyes with h-him; thus shaww he do: and he +shaww g-give him t-the daughtew of (*°▽°*) w-women, cowwupting hew: but she shaww +nyot stand on his side, nyeithew be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +11:18 Aftew this shaww he tuwn his f-face u-unto t-the iswes, and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take +many: but a pwince (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own behawf shaww c-cause t-the wepwoach offewed +by him to (ノωヽ) c-cease; without his own wepwoach he shaww c-cause it to tuwn +upon h-him. + +11:19 T-Then he shaww tuwn his f-face towawd t-the fowt of his own wand: but +he shaww stumbwe and faww, and nyot be found. + +11:20 T-Then shaww stand up in his estate a waisew of (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-taxes in t-the gwowy +of t-the (--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: but within f-few days he shaww be destwoyed, nyeithew in +angew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in battwe. + +11:21 And in his estate shaww stand up a viwe (・_・ヾ p-pewson, to whom they +shaww nyot g-give t-the honyouw of t-the (--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: but he shaww come in +peaceabwy, and obtain t-the kingdom by f-fwattewies. + +11:22 And with t-the awms of a fwood shaww they be ovewfwown fwom befowe +him, and shaww be b-bwoken; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, awso t-the pwince of t-the covenyant. + +1-11:23 And aftew t-the weague m-made with him he shaww wowk deceitfuwwy: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww come up, and shaww become stwong with a smaww peopwe. + +11:24 He shaww entew peaceabwy even upon t-the f-fattest pwaces of t-the +pwovince; and he shaww (^-^*)/ d-do that which his f-fathews have nyot donye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +his f-fathews' fathews; he shaww scattew among t-them t-the pwey, and spoiw, +and wiches: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and he shaww f-fowecast his devices against t-the stwong +howds, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^w^ t-time. + +11:25 And he shaww stiw up his p-powew and his couwage against t-the king +of t-the south with a gweat awmy; and t-the king of t-the south shaww be +stiwwed up to battwe with a vewy gweat and mighty awmy; but he shaww +nyot s-stand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww f-fowecast devices against h-him. + +11:26 Yea, they that feed of t-the powtion of his meat shaww d-destwoy +him, and his awmy shaww ovewfwow: and many shaww faww down swain. + +11:27 And both of these kings' (x_x)V h-heawts shaww be to (^-^*)/ d-do m-mischief, and +they shaww speak wies a-at onye tabwe; but it shaww nyot pwospew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +t-the end shaww be a-at t-the time a-appointed. + +11:28 T-Then shaww he (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into his wand with gweat wiches; and his +heawt shaww be against t-the h-howy c-covenyant; and he shaww (^-^*)/ d-do expwoits, +and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to his own wand. + +1-11:29 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the time appointed he shaww wetuwn, and come towawd t-the +south; but it shaww nyot be as t-the fowmew, ow as t-the wattew. + +11:30 Fow t-the s-ships of C-Chittim shaww come against him: thewefowe he +shaww be gwieved, and wetuwn, and have indignyation against t-the h-howy +covenyant: so shaww he do; he shaww even wetuwn, and have intewwigence +with t-them that fowsake t-the h-howy covenyant. + +11:31 And awms shaww stand on his pawt, and they shaww powwute t-the +sanctuawy of stwength, and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the daiwy sacwifice, and +they shaww pwace t-the a-abominyation that m-maketh >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +11:32 And such as (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy against t-the c-covenyant shaww he cowwupt by +fwattewies: but t-the peopwe that (^-^*)/ d-do knyow theiw God shaww be stwong, and +(^-^*)/ d-do expwoits. + +11:33 And they that undewstand among t-the peopwe shaww (=`ω´=) i-instwuct many: +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they shaww faww by t-the swowd, and by fwame, by c-captivity, and by +spoiw, many days. + +(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 Nyow when they shaww faww, they shaww be howpen with a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +hewp: but many shaww cweave to t-them with f-fwattewies. + +11:35 And s-some of t-them of undewstanding shaww faww, to twy t-them, and +to puwge, and to make t-them white, even to t-the time of t-the end: because +it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a time a-appointed. + +11:36 And t-the king shaww (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to his w-wiww; and he shaww e-exawt +himsewf, and magnyify himsewf a-above {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (・_・ヾ g-god, and shaww speak +mawvewwous things against t-the God of gods, and shaww p-pwospew tiww t-the +indignyation be accompwished: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that that is detewminyed shaww be +donye. + +11:37 N-Nyeithew shaww he w-wegawd t-the God of his fathews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the d-desiwe +of (*°▽°*) w-women, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wegawd any god: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww magnyify himsewf a-above aww. + +1-11:38 But in his estate shaww he honyouw t-the God of f-fowces: and a (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god +whom his f-fathews knyew nyot shaww he honyouw with gowd, and s-siwvew, and +with (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes, and pweasant things. + +1-11:39 T-Thus shaww he (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the most stwong howds with a s-stwange (・_・ヾ g-god, +whom he shaww acknyowwedge and incwease with gwowy: and he shaww c-cause +t-them to w-wuwe o-ovew many, and shaww divide t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gain. + +11:40 And a-at t-the time of t-the end shaww t-the king of t-the south push a-at +him: and t-the king of t-the nyowth shaww come against him w-wike a +whiwwwind, with c-chawiots, and with howsemen, and with many ships; and +he shaww entew into t-the countwies, and shaww ovewfwow and pass ovew. + +11:41 He shaww entew awso into t-the gwowious wand, and many countwies +shaww be ovewthwown: but these shaww escape out of his hand, even +Edom, and M-Moab, and t-the chief of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. + +1-11:42 He shaww s-stwetch fowth his hand awso upon t-the c-countwies: and t-the +wand of Egypt shaww nyot escape. + +1-11:43 But he shaww have p-powew o-ovew t-the tweasuwes of gowd and of +s-siwvew, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things of Egypt: and t-the Wibyans and +t-the Ethiopians shaww be a-at his steps. + +11:44 But tidings out of t-the east and out of t-the nyowth shaww twoubwe +him: thewefowe he shaww go fowth with gweat fuwy to destwoy, and +u-uttewwy to make away many. + +11:45 And he shaww pwant t-the tabewnyacwes of his pawace b-between t-the +seas in t-the gwowious h-howy mountain; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he shaww come to his end, and +nyonye shaww hewp h-him. + +12:1 And a-at that time shaww Michaew stand up, t-the gweat pwince which +standeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of thy peopwe: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a time of +twoubwe, such as nyevew w-was since (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a nyation even to that same +time: and a-at that time thy peopwe shaww be dewivewed, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that +shaww be f-found wwitten in t-the book. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And many of t-them that (o´∀`o) s-sweep in t-the dust of t-the eawth shaww awake, +s-some to evewwasting w-wife, and s-some to shame and evewwasting contempt. + +12:3 And they that be wise shaww (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye as t-the bwightnyess of t-the +fiwmament; and they that tuwn many to wighteousnyess as t-the staws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +e-evew and evew. + +12:4 But thou, O-O Danyiew, s-shut up t-the wowds, and s-seaw t-the b-book, even to +t-the time of t-the end: many shaww w-wun to and fwo, and k-knyowwedge shaww be +incweased. + +1-12:5 T-Then I Danyiew wooked, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood othew two, t-the onye +on this side of t-the bank of t-the wivew, and t-the othew on that side of +t-the bank of t-the :3 w-wivew. + +12:6 And onye said to t-the man cwothed in winyen, which w-was upon t-the +watews of t-the wivew, How wong shaww it be to t-the end of these wondews? +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And I heawd t-the man cwothed in winyen, which w-was upon t-the watews +of t-the wivew, when he hewd up his wight hand and his weft hand u-unto +heaven, and swawe by him that wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew that it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +time, times, and an (＾• ω •＾) h-hawf; and when he shaww have (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished to +scattew t-the p-powew of t-the h-howy p-peopwe, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things shaww be +finyished. + +12:8 And I heawd, but I undewstood nyot: t-then said I, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, what +shaww be t-the end of these (o^▽^o) t-things? 12:9 And he said, Go thy way, +D-Danyiew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wowds awe cwosed up and seawed tiww t-the time of t-the +end. + +12:10 Many shaww be puwified, and m-made white, and twied; but t-the +wicked shaww (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy: and nyonye of t-the wicked shaww u-undewstand; but +t-the wise shaww undewstand. + +1-12:11 And fwom t-the time that t-the daiwy sacwifice shaww be taken away, +and t-the a-abominyation that m-maketh desowate s-set up, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a +t-thousand two hundwed and nyinyety days. + +12:12 Bwessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to t-the t-thousand thwee +hundwed and five and thiwty days. + +12:13 But go t-thou thy w-way tiww t-the end be: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt west, +and stand in thy wot a-at t-the end of t-the days. + + + + +Hosea + + +1:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came u-unto Hosea, t-the son of Beewi, in +t-the days of Uzziah, J-Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah, kings of Judah, and in +t-the days of Jewoboam t-the son of J-Joash, king of Iswaew. + +1:2 The beginnying of t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by Hosea. And t-the WOWD said +to Hosea, Go, o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto thee a wife of whowedoms and chiwdwen of +w-whowedoms: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand hath committed gweat w-whowedom, d-depawting fwom +t-the WOWD. + +1:3 S-So he went and took G-Gomew t-the daughtew of Dibwaim; which +conceived, and bawe him a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +1:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Caww his nyame Jezweew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and I wiww avenge t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Jezweew upon t-the house of +Jehu, and wiww c-cause to cease t-the kingdom of t-the house of Iswaew. + +1:5 And it shaww come to pass a-at that day, that I wiww bweak t-the bow +of I-Iswaew, in t-the vawwey of Jezweew. + +1-1:6 And she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe a daughtew. And God said u-unto +him, Caww hew nyame Wowuhamah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyo mowe have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon t-the +house of I-Iswaew; but I wiww u-uttewwy o(>ω<)o t-take t-them away. + +1:7 But I wiww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon t-the house of Judah, and wiww s-save t-them +by t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and wiww nyot s-save t-them by b-bow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by swowd, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow by battwe, by howses, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by howsemen. + +1:8 Nyow when she h-had weanyed Wowuhamah, she conceived, and bawe a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +1-1:9 T-Then said G-God, Caww his nyame Woammi: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and +I wiww nyot be youw God. + +1:10 Y-Yet t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww be as t-the sand of +t-the sea, which c-cannyot be measuwed (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyumbewed; and it shaww come to +pass, that in t-the pwace whewe it w-was said u-unto t-them, Ye awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +p-peopwe, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe it shaww be said u-unto t-them, Ye awe t-the sons of t-the +wiving God. + +1:11 T-Then shaww t-the chiwdwen of Judah and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew be +gathewed togethew, and appoint themsewves onye head, and they shaww +come up out of t-the wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat shaww be t-the day of Jezweew. + +2:1 Say ye u-unto youw bwethwen, Ammi; and to youw sistews, Wuhamah. + +2:2 Pwead with youw mothew, pwead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she is nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife, nyeithew am +I hew husband: wet hew thewefowe put away hew whowedoms out of hew +s-sight, and hew a-aduwtewies fwom b-between hew bweasts; 2-2:3 West I s-stwip +hew nyaked, and s-set hew as in t-the day that she w-was b-bown, and make hew +as a wiwdewnyess, and s-set hew w-wike a dwy wand, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway hew with +t-thiwst. + +2:4 And I wiww nyot have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon hew chiwdwen; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be t-the +chiwdwen of whowedoms. + +2-2:5 Fow theiw mothew hath pwayed t-the h-hawwot: she that ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived t-them +hath donye shamefuwwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she said, I wiww go aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wovews, that +g-give m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my watew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woow and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwax, minye oiw and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +d-dwink. + +2:6 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww h-hedge up thy w-way with thowns, and make a +waww, that she shaww nyot f-find hew paths. + +2-2:7 And she shaww fowwow aftew hew w-wovews, but she shaww nyot (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake +t-them; and she shaww seek t-them, but shaww nyot f-find (=`ω´=) t-them: t-then shaww she +say, I wiww go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiwst h-husband; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then w-was it bettew +with m-me than n-nyow. + +2:8 Fow she did nyot knyow that I gave hew cown, and winye, and oiw, and +m-muwtipwied hew s-siwvew and gowd, which they pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow B-Baaw. + +2-2:9 Thewefowe wiww I wetuwn, and o(>ω<)o t-take away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cown in t-the time +t-theweof, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my winye in t-the season t-theweof, and wiww wecovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woow +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwax given to covew hew nyakednyess. + +2:10 And nyow wiww I discovew hew wewdnyess in t-the sight of hew w-wovews, +and nyonye shaww d-dewivew hew out of minye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +2-2:11 I wiww awso c-cause (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew miwth to cease, hew (♡°▽°♡) f-feast days, hew nyew +moons, and hew sabbaths, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew sowemn f-feasts. + +2:12 And I wiww d-destwoy hew vinyes and hew fig twees, wheweof she hath +said, These awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wewawds that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wovews have given me: and I wiww +make t-them a f-fowest, and t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd shaww e-eat them. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And I wiww v-visit upon hew t-the days of Baawim, whewein she buwnyed +i-incense to t-them, and she decked hewsewf with hew eawwings and hew +(♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, and she went aftew hew w-wovews, and fowgat me, saith t-the WOWD. + +2:14 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww a-awwuwe hew, and bwing hew into t-the +wiwdewnyess, and speak comfowtabwy u-unto hew. + +2:15 And I wiww g-give hew hew vinyeyawds fwom thence, and t-the vawwey of +Achow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a doow of hope: and she shaww sing thewe, as in t-the days of +hew youth, and as in t-the day when she came up out of t-the wand of +Egypt. + +2:16 And it shaww be a-at that day, saith t-the WOWD, that t-thou shawt caww +m-me o(>< )o I-Ishi; and shawt caww m-me nyo mowe B-Baawi. + +2:17 Fow I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the nyames of Baawim out of hew mouth, and +they shaww nyo mowe be wemembewed by theiw nyame. + +2:18 And in that day wiww I make a c-covenyant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them with t-the b-beasts +of t-the fiewd and with t-the f-fowws of heaven, and with t-the c-cweeping +things of t-the gwound: and I wiww bweak t-the bow and t-the s-swowd and t-the +battwe out of t-the eawth, and wiww make t-them to w-wie down (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-safewy. + +2:19 And I wiww betwoth thee u-unto m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww betwoth +thee u-unto m-me in wighteousnyess, and in j-judgment, and in wovingkindnyess, +and in m-mewcies. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 I wiww even betwoth thee u-unto m-me in faithfuwnyess: and t-thou shawt +knyow t-the WOWD. + +2:21 And it shaww come to pass in that day, I wiww h-heaw, saith t-the +WOWD, I wiww h-heaw t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and they shaww h-heaw t-the eawth; 2:22 And +t-the eawth shaww h-heaw t-the cown, and t-the winye, and t-the oiw; and they +shaww h-heaw Jezweew. + +2:23 And I wiww sow hew u-unto m-me in t-the eawth; and I wiww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +upon hew that h-had nyot obtainyed m-mewcy; and I wiww say to t-them which +wewe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and they shaww say, T-Thou awt +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +3-3:1 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, Go yet, wove a woman bewoved of hew +fwiend, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet an aduwtewess, a-accowding to t-the wove of t-the WOWD towawd +t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, who wook to othew gods, and wove fwagons of +winye. + +3:2 S-So I bought hew to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fifteen pieces of s-siwvew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +h-homew of bawwey, and an hawf h-homew of bawwey: 3-3:3 And I said u-unto hew, +T-Thou shawt abide (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me many days; t-thou shawt nyot pway t-the h-hawwot, and +t-thou shawt nyot be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow anyothew man: so wiww I awso be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +3:4 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww abide many days without a king, +and without a pwince, and without a sacwifice, and without an image, +and without an ephod, and without t-tewaphim: 3:5 Aftewwawd shaww t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew wetuwn, and seek t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and David +theiw king; and shaww f-feaw t-the WOWD and his goodnyess in t-the wattew +days. + +4:1 Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye chiwdwen of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD +hath a contwovewsy with t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyo twuth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow m-mewcy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow k-knyowwedge of God in t-the wand. + +4-4:2 By sweawing, and wying, and kiwwing, and steawing, and committing +a-aduwtewy, they bweak (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood toucheth bwood. + +4:3 Thewefowe shaww t-the wand mouwn, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that d-dwewweth +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww wanguish, with t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd, and with t-the +f-fowws of heaven; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the fishes of t-the sea awso shaww be taken away. + +4-4:4 Y-Yet wet nyo man stwive, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wepwove anyothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy peopwe awe as +they that stwive with t-the pwiest. + +4-4:5 Thewefowe shawt t-thou faww in t-the day, and t-the pwophet awso shaww +faww with thee in t-the nyight, and I wiww d-destwoy thy m-mothew. + +4:6 My peopwe awe destwoyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wack of knyowwedge: because t-thou hast +wejected knyowwedge, I wiww awso weject thee, that t-thou shawt be nyo +pwiest to me: seeing t-thou hast fowgotten t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of thy G-God, I wiww +awso fowget thy chiwdwen. + +4:7 As they wewe incweased, so they sinnyed against me: thewefowe wiww +I change theiw gwowy into shame. + +4-4:8 They e-eat up t-the sin of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and they s-set theiw heawt on +theiw inyiquity. + +4:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be, w-wike p-peopwe, w-wike x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and I wiww punyish +t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw ways, and wewawd t-them theiw doings. + +4:10 Fow they shaww eat, and nyot have enyough: they shaww commit +w-whowedom, and shaww nyot incwease: because they have weft off to o(>ω<)o t-take +heed to t-the WOWD. + +4:11 Whowedom and winye and nyew winye o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the heawt. + +4:12 My peopwe ask counsew a-at theiw stocks, and theiw s-staff decwaweth +u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit of whowedoms hath caused t-them to eww, and +they have gonye a whowing fwom undew theiw God. + +4:13 They sacwifice upon t-the tops of t-the mountains, and buwn i-incense +upon t-the h-hiwws, undew oaks and popwaws and e-ewms, because t-the shadow +theweof is good: thewefowe youw daughtews shaww commit w-whowedom, and +youw spouses shaww commit aduwtewy. + +4:14 I wiww nyot punyish youw daughtews when they commit w-whowedom, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +youw spouses when they commit aduwtewy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves awe sepawated +with whowes, and they sacwifice with h-hawwots: thewefowe t-the peopwe +that doth nyot undewstand shaww faww. + +4:15 Though thou, I-Iswaew, pway t-the h-hawwot, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wet nyot Judah offend; +and come nyot ye u-unto G-Giwgaw, nyeithew go ye up to Bethaven, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sweaw, +The WOWD w-wiveth. + +4:16 Fow Iswaew s-swideth back as a backswiding heifew: nyow t-the WOWD +wiww feed t-them as a wamb in a wawge pwace. + +4:17 Ephwaim is j-joinyed to (o･ω･o) i-idows: wet him awonye. + +4-4:18 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw dwink is souw: they have committed w-whowedom continyuawwy: +hew wuwews with shame (^-^*)/ d-do wove, Give OwO y-ye. + +4:19 The wind hath b-bound hew up in hew w-wings, and they shaww be +a-ashamed because of theiw sacwifices. + +5:1 Heaw ye this, O-O pwiests; and h-heawken, ye house of I-Iswaew; and g-give +ye eaw, O-O house of t-the king; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-judgment is towawd y-you, because ye +have b-been a snyawe on Mizpah, and a nyet spwead upon ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ T-Tabow. + +5-5:2 And t-the wevowtews awe pwofound to make swaughtew, t-though I have +b-been a w-webukew of t-them aww. + +5:3 I knyow Ephwaim, and Iswaew is nyot hid fwom me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow n-nyow, O-O Ephwaim, +t-thou committest w-whowedom, and Iswaew is defiwed. + +5:4 They wiww nyot fwame theiw doings to tuwn u-unto theiw G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +spiwit of whowedoms is in t-the m-midst of t-them, and they have nyot knyown +t-the WOWD. + +5:5 And t-the pwide of Iswaew doth t-testify to his f-face: thewefowe shaww +Iswaew and Ephwaim faww in theiw i-inyiquity: Judah awso shaww faww with +them. + +5:6 They shaww go with theiw f-fwocks and with theiw hewds to seek t-the +WOWD; but they shaww nyot f-find h-him; he hath withdwawn himsewf fwom +them. + +5:7 They have d-deawt t-tweachewouswy against t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have +begotten s-stwange chiwdwen: nyow shaww a month devouw t-them with theiw +powtions. + +5:8 Bwow ye t-the cownyet in Gibeah, and t-the twumpet in W-Wamah: (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy awoud +a-at Bethaven, aftew thee, O-O Benjamin. + +5:9 Ephwaim shaww be desowate in t-the day of w-webuke: among t-the twibes +of Iswaew have I m-made knyown that which shaww suwewy be. + +5:10 The pwinces of Judah wewe w-wike t-them that w-wemove t-the bound: +thewefowe I wiww p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath upon t-them w-wike watew. + +5:11 Ephwaim is oppwessed and bwoken in j-judgment, because he w-wiwwingwy +wawked aftew t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +5:12 Thewefowe wiww I be u-unto Ephwaim as a moth, and to t-the house of +Judah as w-wottennyess. + +5-5:13 When Ephwaim saw his sicknyess, and Judah saw his wound, t-then went +Ephwaim to t-the Assywian, and sent to king Jaweb: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet couwd he nyot heaw +y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cuwe you of youw w-wound. + +5:14 Fow I wiww be u-unto Ephwaim as a wion, and as a young w-wion to t-the +house of Judah: I, even I, wiww teaw and go away; I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away, +and nyonye shaww w-wescue h-him. + +5:15 I wiww go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwace, tiww they acknyowwedge theiw +offence, and seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face: in theiw affwiction they wiww seek m-me +eawwy. + +6-6:1 Come, and wet us (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath town, and he +wiww heaw us; he hath smitten, and he wiww bind us (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +6:2 Aftew two days wiww he w-wevive us: in t-the thiwd day he wiww w-waise +us up, and we shaww wive in his sight. + +6:3 T-Then shaww we knyow, if we fowwow on to knyow t-the WOWD: his g-going +fowth is pwepawed as t-the m-mownying; and he shaww come u-unto us as t-the +wain, as t-the wattew and f-fowmew wain u-unto t-the eawth. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 O-O Ephwaim, what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee? O-O Judah, what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do +u-unto thee? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw goodnyess is as a mownying c-cwoud, and as t-the eawwy +dew it goeth away. + +6:5 Thewefowe have I hewed t-them by t-the pwophets; I have s-swain t-them by +t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mouth: and thy judgments awe as t-the wight that goeth +f-fowth. + +6:6 Fow I desiwed m-mewcy, and nyot sacwifice; and t-the k-knyowwedge of God +mowe than buwnt offewings. + +6:7 But they w-wike men have twansgwessed t-the covenyant: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe have they +d-deawt t-tweachewouswy against me. + +6:8 Giwead is a city of t-them that wowk inyiquity, and is powwuted with +bwood. + +6:9 And as twoops of wobbews wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ m-man, so t-the company of pwiests +muwdew in t-the w-way by c-consent: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they commit ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *blushes* w-wewdnyess. + +6:10 I have s-seen an howwibwe t-thing in t-the house of Iswaew: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +t-the w-whowedom of Ephwaim, Iswaew is defiwed. + +6:11 Awso, O-O Judah, he hath s-set an hawvest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, when I wetuwnyed +t-the captivity of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +7:1 When I w-wouwd have heawed I-Iswaew, t-then t-the i-inyiquity of Ephwaim w-was +discovewed, and t-the w-wickednyess of Samawia: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they commit fawsehood; +and t-the t-thief cometh in, and t-the t-twoop of wobbews spoiweth without. + +7:2 And they considew nyot in theiw (x_x)V h-heawts that I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +wickednyess: nyow theiw own doings have b-beset t-them a-about; they awe +befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. + +7-7:3 They make t-the king gwad with theiw wickednyess, and t-the pwinces +with theiw wies. + +7:4 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww aduwtewews, as an oven heated by t-the bakew, who +c-ceaseth fwom waising aftew he hath knyeaded t-the dough, untiw it be +w-weavenyed. + +7:5 In t-the day of ouw king t-the pwinces have m-made him sick with bottwes +of winye; he stwetched out his hand with scownyews. + +7:6 Fow they have m-made weady theiw heawt w-wike an oven, whiwes they w-wie +in wait: theiw bakew sweepeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight; in t-the mownying it buwnyeth +as a fwaming fiwe. + +7-7:7 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hot as an oven, and have devouwed theiw judges; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +theiw kings awe f-fawwen: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye among t-them that cawweth u-unto me. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Ephwaim, he hath mixed himsewf among t-the peopwe; Ephwaim is a c-cake +nyot tuwnyed. + +7:9 Stwangews have devouwed his stwength, and he k-knyoweth it nyot: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +gway haiws awe hewe and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he k-knyoweth n-nyot. + +7:10 And t-the pwide of Iswaew testifieth to his f-face: and they (^-^*)/ d-do nyot +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the WOWD theiw G-God, (=`ω´=) n-nyow seek him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this. + +7:11 Ephwaim awso is w-wike a siwwy dove without (*°▽°*) h-heawt: they caww to +Egypt, they go to Assywia. + +7:12 When they shaww go, I wiww spwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyet upon t-them; I wiww bwing +t-them down as t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven; I wiww chastise t-them, as theiw +c-congwegation hath h-heawd. + +7:13 Woe u-unto t-them! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have fwed fwom me: destwuction u-unto t-them! +because they have twansgwessed against me: t-though I have wedeemed +t-them, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they have spoken wies against me. + +7:14 And they have nyot cwied u-unto m-me with theiw heawt, when they +howwed upon theiw beds: they assembwe themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cown and winye, +and they webew against me. + +7:15 Though I have b-bound and stwengthenyed theiw awms, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (^-^*)/ d-do they +imaginye mischief against me. + +7:16 They wetuwn, but nyot to t-the most High: they awe w-wike a deceitfuw +♡(｡- ω -) *looks at you* b-bow: theiw pwinces shaww faww by t-the s-swowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wage of theiw +t-tongue: this shaww be theiw dewision in t-the wand of Egypt. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Set t-the twumpet to thy mouth. He shaww come as an eagwe against +t-the house of t-the WOWD, because they have twansgwessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant, and +twespassed against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw. + +8-8:2 Iswaew shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto me, My G-God, we knyow thee. + +8:3 Iswaew hath cast off t-the t-thing that is good: t-the enyemy shaww +puwsue h-him. + +8:4 They have s-set up kings, but nyot by me: they have m-made pwinces, and +I knyew it nyot: of theiw s-siwvew and theiw gowd have they m-made t-them +idows, that they may be cut off. + +8-8:5 Thy cawf, O-O S-Samawia, hath cast thee off; minye angew is kindwed +against (=`ω´=) t-them: how wong wiww it be ewe they attain to i-innyocency? 8:6 +Fow fwom Iswaew w-was it awso: t-the w-wowkman m-made it; thewefowe it is nyot +G-God: but t-the cawf of Samawia shaww be bwoken in pieces. + +8:7 Fow they have sown t-the wind, and they shaww w-weap t-the whiwwwind: it +hath nyo (っ˘ω˘ς ) s-stawk; t-the bud shaww yiewd nyo meaw: if so be it yiewd, t-the +stwangews shaww swawwow it (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +8:8 Iswaew is swawwowed up: nyow shaww they be among t-the G-Gentiwes as a +vessew whewein is nyo pweasuwe. + +8:9 Fow they awe gonye up to A-Assywia, a wiwd a-ass awonye by himsewf: +Ephwaim hath h-hiwed wovews. + +8-8:10 Yea, t-though they have h-hiwed among t-the n-nyations, nyow wiww I gathew +t-them, and they shaww sowwow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the king of +p-pwinces. + +8-8:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because Ephwaim hath m-made many a-awtaws to sin, a-awtaws shaww be +u-unto him to sin. + +8:12 I have wwitten to him t-the gweat things of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, but they wewe +c-counted as a s-stwange thing. + +8-8:13 They sacwifice fwesh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sacwifices of minye offewings, and +e-eat it; but t-the WOWD accepteth t-them n-nyot; nyow wiww he (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew theiw +inyiquity, and v-visit theiw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: they shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to Egypt. + +8:14 Fow Iswaew hath fowgotten his M-Makew, and buiwdeth tempwes; and +Judah hath m-muwtipwied f-fenced cities: but I wiww send a fiwe upon his +cities, and it shaww devouw t-the pawaces t-theweof. + +9:1 Wejoice nyot, O-O I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy, as othew peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast +gonye a whowing fwom thy G-God, t-thou hast woved a wewawd upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +cownfwoow. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 The fwoow and t-the w-winyepwess shaww nyot feed t-them, and t-the nyew winye +shaww faiw in hew. + +9:3 They shaww nyot dweww in t-the WOWD's wand; but Ephwaim shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +to Egypt, and they shaww e-eat uncwean things in Assywia. + +9:4 They shaww nyot offew winye offewings to t-the WOWD, nyeithew shaww +they be pweasing u-unto him: theiw s-sacwifices shaww be u-unto t-them as t-the +bwead of mouwnyews; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that e-eat theweof shaww be powwuted: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw souw shaww nyot come into t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +9:5 What wiww ye (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the sowemn day, and in t-the day of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of +t-the WOWD? 9:6 Fow, wo, they awe gonye because of destwuction: Egypt +shaww gathew t-them up, Memphis shaww buwy (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the pweasant pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +theiw s-siwvew, n-nyettwes shaww possess (=`ω´=) t-them: thowns shaww be in theiw +tabewnyacwes. + +9:7 The days of visitation awe come, t-the days of wecompence awe come; +Iswaew shaww knyow i-it: t-the pwophet is a foow, t-the \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw man is mad, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of thinye inyiquity, and t-the gweat h-hatwed. + +9:8 The watchman of Ephwaim w-was with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: but t-the pwophet is a +snyawe of a fowwew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, and hatwed in t-the house of his God. + +9:9 They have deepwy c-cowwupted themsewves, as in t-the days of Gibeah: +thewefowe he wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew theiw inyiquity, he wiww v-visit theiw sins. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 I f-found Iswaew w-wike gwapes in t-the wiwdewnyess; I saw youw f-fathews +as t-the fiwstwipe in t-the fig twee a-at hew fiwst time: but they went to +B-Baawpeow, and sepawated themsewves u-unto that shame; and theiw +abominyations wewe a-accowding as they w-woved. + +9-9:11 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ephwaim, theiw gwowy shaww fwy away w-wike a b-biwd, fwom t-the +biwth, and fwom t-the womb, and fwom t-the conception. + +9:12 Though they bwing up theiw c-chiwdwen, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I b-beweave t-them, +that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be a man weft: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (-_-) *twerks* w-woe awso to t-them when I +depawt fwom t-them! 9:13 Ephwaim, as I saw Tywus, is pwanted in a +pweasant p-pwace: but Ephwaim shaww bwing fowth his chiwdwen to t-the +muwdewew. + +9-9:14 Give t-them, O-O WOWD: what wiwt t-thou g-give? g-give t-them a miscawwying +womb and dwy bweasts. + +9:15 Aww theiw w-wickednyess is in G-Giwgaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe I hated (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the w-wickednyess of theiw doings I wiww dwive t-them out of minye h-house, I +wiww wove t-them nyo mowe: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw pwinces awe wevowtews. + +9:16 Ephwaim is smitten, theiw woot is dwied up, they shaww beaw nyo +fwuit: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-though they bwing fowth, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I (✧∀✧)/ s-sway even t-the bewoved +fwuit of theiw womb. + +9:17 My God wiww cast t-them away, because they did nyot heawken u-unto +him: and they shaww be wandewews among t-the nyations. + +10:1 Iswaew is an empty vinye, he bwingeth fowth fwuit u-unto himsewf: +a-accowding to t-the muwtitude of his fwuit he hath incweased t-the a-awtaws; +a-accowding to t-the goodnyess of his wand they have m-made goodwy images. + +1-10:2 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw heawt is divided; nyow shaww they be f-found fauwty: he shaww +bweak down theiw awtaws, he shaww spoiw theiw images. + +10:3 Fow nyow they shaww say, We have nyo king, because we feawed nyot +t-the WOWD; what t-then shouwd a king (^-^*)/ d-do to us? 10:4 They have spoken +wowds, sweawing fawsewy in making a covenyant: thus j-judgment s-spwingeth +up as hemwock in t-the fuwwows of t-the fiewd. + +1-10:5 The i-inhabitants of Samawia shaww f-feaw because of t-the cawves of +{{ (>_<) }} B-Bethaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe theweof shaww m-mouwn o-ovew it, and t-the pwiests +theweof that w-wejoiced on it, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy t-theweof, because it is +depawted fwom it. + +10:6 I-It shaww be awso cawwied u-unto Assywia (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwesent to king +Jaweb: Ephwaim shaww weceive shame, and Iswaew shaww be a-ashamed of his +own counsew. + +10:7 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow S-Samawia, hew king is cut off as t-the foam upon t-the watew. + +10:8 The high pwaces awso of Aven, t-the sin of I-Iswaew, shaww be +destwoyed: t-the thown and t-the thistwe shaww come up on theiw a-awtaws; +and they shaww say to t-the mountains, Covew us; and to t-the h-hiwws, (*≧ω≦*) *cuddles you* F-Faww +on us. + +10:9 O-O I-Iswaew, t-thou hast sinnyed fwom t-the days of Gibeah: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they +stood: t-the battwe in Gibeah against t-the chiwdwen of i-inyiquity did nyot +(=①ω①=) o-ovewtake them. + +10:10 I-It is in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe that I shouwd chastise t-them; and t-the peopwe +shaww be gathewed against t-them, when they shaww bind themsewves in +theiw two fuwwows. + +1-10:11 And Ephwaim is as an heifew that is taught, and woveth to twead +out t-the cown; but I passed o-ovew upon hew f-faiw n-nyeck: I wiww make +Ephwaim to wide; Judah shaww (-ω-、) p-pwow, and J-Jacob shaww bweak his cwods. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Sow to youwsewves in wighteousnyess, w-weap in m-mewcy; bweak up youw +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *looks at you* f-fawwow gwound: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is time to seek t-the WOWD, tiww he come and wain +wighteousnyess upon you. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Ye have pwowed wickednyess, ye have weaped inyiquity; ye have +eaten t-the fwuit of wies: because t-thou didst t-twust in thy way, in t-the +muwtitude of thy mighty m-men. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Thewefowe shaww a t-tumuwt a-awise among thy p-peopwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +fowtwesses shaww be spoiwed, as Shawman spoiwed Bethawbew in t-the day +of |･ω･) b-battwe: t-the mothew w-was dashed in pieces upon hew chiwdwen. + +10:15 S-So shaww Bethew (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto you because of youw gweat wickednyess: in +a mownying shaww t-the king of Iswaew u-uttewwy be cut off. + +11:1 When Iswaew w-was a chiwd, t-then I woved him, and cawwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son out +of Egypt. + +11:2 As they cawwed t-them, so they went fwom (=`ω´=) t-them: they sacwificed u-unto +Baawim, and buwnyed i-incense to gwaven images. + +11:3 I taught Ephwaim awso to go, taking t-them by theiw awms; but they +knyew nyot that I heawed them. + +11:4 I dwew t-them with c-cowds of a ^.^ m-man, with bands of wove: and I w-was to +t-them as they that o(>ω<)o t-take off t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke on theiw jaws, and I w-waid meat +u-unto them. + +11:5 He shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the wand of Egypt, and t-the Assywian +shaww be his king, because they wefused to wetuwn. + +11:6 And t-the s-swowd shaww abide on his cities, and shaww consume his +bwanches, and devouw t-them, because of theiw own c-counsews. + +11:7 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe awe b-bent to backswiding fwom me: t-though they cawwed +t-them to t-the most High, nyonye a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wouwd e-exawt h-him. + +11:8 How shaww I g-give thee up, E-Ephwaim? how shaww I d-dewivew thee, +I-Iswaew? how shaww I make thee as Admah? how shaww I s-set thee as +Zeboim? minye heawt is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed within me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepentings awe kindwed +togethew. + +11:9 I wiww nyot execute t-the fiewcenyess of minye angew, I wiww nyot +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to d-destwoy Ephwaim: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am G-God, and nyot man; t-the Howy Onye in +t-the m-midst of t-thee: and I wiww nyot entew into t-the city. + +11:10 They shaww wawk aftew t-the WOWD: he shaww woaw w-wike a wion: when +he shaww (✧ω✧) w-woaw, t-then t-the chiwdwen shaww t-twembwe fwom t-the west. + +11:11 They shaww t-twembwe as a biwd out of Egypt, and as a dove out of +t-the wand of Assywia: and I wiww pwace t-them in theiw houses, saith t-the +WOWD. + +11:12 Ephwaim c-compasseth m-me about with w-wies, and t-the house of Iswaew +with deceit: but Judah (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wuweth with G-God, and is faithfuw with t-the +saints. + +12:1 Ephwaim feedeth on wind, and fowwoweth aftew t-the east wind: he +daiwy incweaseth wies and desowation; and they (^-^*)/ d-do make a c-covenyant with +t-the Assywians, and oiw is cawwied into Egypt. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 The WOWD hath awso a contwovewsy with Judah, and wiww punyish +J-Jacob a-accowding to his w-ways; a-accowding to his doings wiww he +wecompense h-him. + +12:3 He took his b-bwothew by t-the heew in t-the womb, and by his stwength +he h-had p-powew with G-God: 12:4 Yea, he h-had p-powew o-ovew t-the angew, and +pwevaiwed: he w-wept, and m-made suppwication u-unto him: he f-found him in +Bethew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he spake with us; 1-12:5 Even t-the WOWD God of hosts; +t-the WOWD is his memowiaw. + +12:6 Thewefowe tuwn t-thou to thy G-God: keep (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and j-judgment and wait +on thy God continyuawwy. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 He is a mewchant, t-the bawances of d-deceit awe in his hand: he +woveth to oppwess. + +12:8 And Ephwaim said, Y-Yet I am become wich, I have f-found m-me out +substance: in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouws they shaww f-find nyonye i-inyiquity in m-me that +wewe sin. + +12:9 And I that am t-the WOWD thy God fwom t-the wand of Egypt wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +make thee to dweww in tabewnyacwes, as in t-the days of t-the sowemn feast. + +12:10 I have awso spoken by t-the pwophets, and I have m-muwtipwied +visions, and used simiwitudes, by t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy of t-the pwophets. + +1-12:11 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe i-inyiquity in Giwead? suwewy they awe vanyity: they +sacwifice buwwocks in Giwgaw; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, theiw a-awtaws awe as heaps in t-the +fuwwows of t-the fiewds. + +12:12 And J-Jacob fwed into t-the c-countwy of Sywia, and Iswaew sewved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a wife, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wife he kept sheep. + +12:13 And by a pwophet t-the WOWD b-bwought Iswaew out of Egypt, and by a +pwophet w-was he pwesewved. + +12:14 Ephwaim p-pwovoked him to angew most bittewwy: thewefowe shaww he +weave his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon him, and his wepwoach shaww his WOWD (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto +h-him. + +13:1 When Ephwaim spake twembwing, he exawted himsewf in I-Iswaew; but +when he o-offended in Baaw, he died. + +13:2 And nyow they sin mowe and m-mowe, and have m-made t-them mowten images +of theiw s-siwvew, and idows a-accowding to theiw own u-undewstanding, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +of it t-the wowk of t-the cwaftsmen: they say of t-them, Wet t-the men that +sacwifice (O.O) k-kiss t-the c-cawves. + +13:3 Thewefowe they shaww be as t-the mownying cwoud and as t-the eawwy dew +that passeth away, as t-the chaff that is dwiven with t-the whiwwwind out +of t-the f-fwoow, and as t-the smoke out of t-the chimnyey. + +13:4 Y-Yet I am t-the WOWD thy God fwom t-the wand of Egypt, and t-thou shawt +knyow nyo (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god but me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo saviouw beside me. + +13:5 I did knyow thee in t-the wiwdewnyess, in t-the wand of gweat dwought. + +13:6 Accowding to theiw pastuwe, so wewe they fiwwed; they wewe +fiwwed, and theiw heawt w-was e-exawted; thewefowe have they fowgotten me. + +13:7 Thewefowe I wiww be u-unto t-them as a wion: as a weopawd by t-the w-way +wiww I o-obsewve (=`ω´=) t-them: 13:8 I wiww meet t-them as a beaw that is beweaved +of hew whewps, and wiww w-wend t-the cauw of theiw heawt, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I +devouw t-them w-wike a wion: t-the wiwd beast shaww teaw them. + +13:9 O-O I-Iswaew, t-thou hast destwoyed t-thysewf; but in m-me is thinye hewp. + +1-13:10 I wiww be thy king: whewe is any othew that may s-save thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thy cities? and thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of whom t-thou saidst, Give m-me a king and +pwinces? 1-13:11 I gave thee a king in minye angew, and took him away in +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath. + +13:12 The i-inyiquity of Ephwaim is b-bound up; his sin is h-hid. + +13:13 The sowwows of a twavaiwing woman shaww come upon him: he is an +u-unwise son; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shouwd nyot stay wong in t-the pwace of t-the bweaking +fowth of chiwdwen. + +13:14 I wiww wansom t-them fwom t-the p-powew of t-the gwave; I wiww wedeem +t-them fwom (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: O-O d-death, I wiww be thy p-pwagues; O-O gwave, I wiww be +thy destwuction: wepentance shaww be hid fwom minye eyes. + +13:15 Though he be f-fwuitfuw among his bwethwen, an east wind shaww +come, t-the wind of t-the WOWD shaww come up fwom t-the wiwdewnyess, and his +spwing shaww become dwy, and his fountain shaww be dwied up: he shaww +spoiw t-the tweasuwe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pweasant vessews. + +1-13:16 Samawia shaww become d-desowate; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath webewwed against hew +G-God: they shaww faww by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: theiw i-infants shaww be dashed in +p-pieces, and theiw w-women with c-chiwd shaww be wipped (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +14:1 O-O iswaew, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the WOWD thy God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast f-fawwen by +thinye inyiquity. + +14:2 Take with you wowds, and tuwn to t-the WOWD: say u-unto him, Take +away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww inyiquity, and weceive us gwaciouswy: so wiww we w-wendew t-the +cawves of ouw w-wips. + +14:3 Asshuw shaww nyot s-save us; we wiww nyot wide upon howses: nyeithew +wiww we say any mowe to t-the wowk of ouw hands, Ye awe ouw gods: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in +thee t-the fathewwess findeth mewcy. + +14:4 I wiww heaw theiw b-backswiding, I wiww wove t-them fweewy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye +angew is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away fwom h-him. + +1-14:5 I wiww be as t-the dew u-unto Iswaew: he shaww gwow as t-the (^人^) *sighs* w-wiwy, and +cast fowth his woots as W-Webanyon. + +14:6 His bwanches shaww spwead, and his b-beauty shaww be as t-the owive +twee, and his s-smeww as W-Webanyon. + +14:7 They that dweww undew his shadow shaww (*´▽`*) w-wetuwn; they shaww w-wevive +as t-the cown, and gwow as t-the vinye: t-the s-scent theweof shaww be as t-the +winye of W-Webanyon. + +14:8 Ephwaim shaww say, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do any mowe with idows? I have +heawd him, and obsewved him: I am w-wike a gween fiw t-twee. Fwom m-me is +thy fwuit found. + +14:9 Who is w-wise, and he shaww undewstand these (o^▽^o) t-things? pwudent, and +he shaww knyow them? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ways of t-the WOWD awe (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, and t-the just +shaww wawk in (=`ω´=) t-them: but t-the twansgwessows shaww faww thewein. + + + + +Joew + + +1:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came to Joew t-the son of Pethuew. + +1:2 Heaw this, ye o-owd men, and g-give eaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye i-inhabitants of t-the wand. + +Hath this b-been in youw days, ow even in t-the days of youw fathews? 1:3 +Teww ye youw chiwdwen of it, and wet youw chiwdwen teww theiw +c-chiwdwen, and theiw chiwdwen anyothew genyewation. + +1:4 That which t-the pawmewwowm hath weft hath t-the wocust e-eaten; and +that which t-the wocust hath weft hath t-the cankewwowm e-eaten; and that +which t-the cankewwowm hath weft hath t-the catewpiwwew e-eaten. + +1:5 Awake, ye dwunkawds, and weep; and howw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye dwinkews of winye, +because of t-the nyew winye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is cut off fwom youw mouth. + +1-1:6 Fow a nyation is come up upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand, stwong, and without nyumbew, +whose t-teeth awe t-the t-teeth of a wion, and he hath t-the cheek t-teeth of a +gweat wion. + +1:7 He hath w-waid o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vinye waste, and b-bawked o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fig twee: he hath m-made +it cwean bawe, and cast it away; t-the bwanches theweof awe m-made white. + +1:8 Wament w-wike a viwgin giwded with (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-husband of hew +youth. + +1-1:9 The meat offewing and t-the dwink offewing is cut off fwom t-the house +of t-the WOWD; t-the p-pwiests, t-the WOWD's minyistews, mouwn. + +1:10 The fiewd is wasted, t-the wand m-mouwnyeth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cown is wasted: +t-the nyew winye is dwied up, t-the oiw w-wanguisheth. + +1:11 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye a-ashamed, O-O ye h-husbandmen; howw, O-O ye vinyedwessews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wheat and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bawwey; because t-the hawvest of t-the fiewd is +pewished. + +1:12 The vinye is dwied up, and t-the fig twee wanguisheth; t-the +pomegwanyate twee, t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee awso, and t-the appwe twee, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +twees of t-the fiewd, awe withewed: because joy is withewed away fwom +t-the sons of m-men. + +1:13 Giwd youwsewves, and w-wament, ye pwiests: howw, ye minyistews of +t-the a-awtaw: come, w-wie (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight in sackcwoth, ye minyistews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the meat offewing and t-the dwink offewing is withhowden fwom t-the +house of youw God. + +1:14 Sanctify ye a fast, caww a sowemn assembwy, gathew t-the ewdews and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand into t-the house of t-the WOWD youw G-God, +and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the WOWD, 1:15 Awas (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of t-the WOWD +is a-at hand, and as a destwuction fwom t-the Awmighty shaww it come. + +1:16 Is nyot t-the meat cut off befowe ouw eyes, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, joy and gwadnyess +fwom t-the house of ouw God? 1:17 The seed is w-wotten undew theiw cwods, +t-the gawnyews awe w-waid d-desowate, t-the bawns awe bwoken down; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cown +is withewed. + +1:18 How (^-^*)/ d-do t-the b-beasts gwoan! t-the hewds of cattwe awe pewpwexed, +because they have nyo o(≧▽≦)o p-pastuwe; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the f-fwocks of sheep awe m-made +>w< *cries* d-desowate. + +1:19 O-O WOWD, to thee wiww I cwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwe hath devouwed t-the +xDD p-pastuwes of t-the wiwdewnyess, and t-the fwame hath buwnyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of +t-the fiewd. + +1:20 The b-beasts of t-the fiewd (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy awso u-unto t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of +watews awe dwied up, and t-the fiwe hath devouwed t-the xDD p-pastuwes of t-the +wiwdewnyess. + +2:1 Bwow ye t-the twumpet in Zion, and s-sound an a-awawm in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy +mountain: wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand twembwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of +t-the WOWD cometh, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is nyigh a-at hand; 2:2 A-A day of dawknyess and of +gwoominyess, a day of cwouds and of thick dawknyess, as t-the mownying +spwead upon t-the mountains: a gweat peopwe and a stwong; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath nyot +b-been e-evew t-the >_> w-wike, nyeithew shaww be any mowe aftew it, even to t-the +yeaws of many genyewations. + +2-2:3 A-A fiwe devouweth befowe t-them; and behind t-them a fwame buwnyeth: t-the +wand is as t-the gawden of Eden befowe t-them, and behind t-them a desowate +wiwdewnyess; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and nyothing shaww escape them. + +2:4 The a-appeawance of t-them is as t-the a-appeawance of howses; and as +howsemen, so shaww they wun. + +2-2:5 Wike t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of chawiots on t-the tops of mountains shaww they +weap, w-wike t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a fwame of fiwe that devouweth t-the stubbwe, as +a stwong peopwe s-set in battwe awway. + +2:6 Befowe theiw f-face t-the peopwe shaww be m-much painyed: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faces shaww +gathew bwacknyess. + +2-2:7 They shaww w-wun w-wike mighty men; they shaww c-cwimb t-the waww w-wike men +of waw; and they shaww m-mawch {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye on his ways, and they shaww nyot +bweak theiw wanks: 2:8 N-Nyeithew shaww onye thwust anyothew; they shaww +wawk {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his path: and when they faww upon t-the swowd, they +shaww nyot be wounded. + +2-2:9 They shaww w-wun to and fwo in t-the c-city; they shaww w-wun upon t-the +waww, they shaww c-cwimb up upon t-the houses; they shaww entew in a-at t-the +windows w-wike a t-thief. + +2:10 The eawth shaww q-quake befowe t-them; t-the h-heavens shaww twembwe: t-the +sun and t-the moon shaww be dawk, and t-the staws shaww withdwaw theiw +s-shinying: 2-2:11 And t-the WOWD shaww uttew his voice befowe his awmy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +his camp is vewy (=`ω´=) g-gweat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is stwong that executeth his wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the day of t-the WOWD is gweat and vewy (✯◡✯) t-tewwibwe; and who c-can abide it? +2:12 Thewefowe awso n-nyow, saith t-the WOWD, tuwn ye even to m-me with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +youw heawt, and with f-fasting, and with weeping, and with mouwnying: +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And w-wend youw heawt, and nyot youw gawments, and tuwn u-unto t-the +WOWD youw G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is gwacious and m-mewcifuw, swow to angew, and of +gweat k-kindnyess, and wepenteth him of t-the \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +2:14 Who k-knyoweth if he wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and wepent, and weave a bwessing +behind h-him; even a meat offewing and a dwink offewing u-unto t-the WOWD +youw God? 2:15 Bwow t-the twumpet in Zion, sanctify a fast, caww a +sowemn a-assembwy: 2:16 Gathew t-the p-peopwe, sanctify t-the congwegation, +assembwe t-the ewdews, gathew t-the c-chiwdwen, and those that suck t-the +bweasts: wet t-the bwidegwoom go fowth of his chambew, and t-the bwide out +of hew cwoset. + +2:17 Wet t-the p-pwiests, t-the minyistews of t-the WOWD, weep b-between t-the +p-powch and t-the awtaw, and wet t-them say, Spawe thy p-peopwe, O-O WOWD, and +g-give nyot thinye hewitage to wepwoach, that t-the heathen shouwd w-wuwe o-ovew +(=`ω´=) t-them: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd they say among t-the p-peopwe, Whewe is theiw God? +2:18 T-Then wiww t-the WOWD be jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wand, and p-pity his peopwe. + +2:19 Yea, t-the WOWD wiww answew and say u-unto his p-peopwe, Behowd, I wiww +send you cown, and winye, and oiw, and ye shaww be satisfied thewewith: +and I wiww nyo mowe make you a wepwoach among t-the heathen: {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But I +wiww w-wemove faw off fwom you t-the nyowthewn awmy, and wiww dwive him +into a wand b-bawwen and d-desowate, with his f-face towawd t-the east sea, +and his hindew pawt towawd t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost sea, and his stink shaww come +up, and his iww savouw shaww come up, because he hath donye gweat +things. + +2:21 Feaw nyot, O-O wand; be gwad and wejoice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD wiww (^-^*)/ d-do gweat +things. + +2:22 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid, ye b-beasts of t-the fiewd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the xDD p-pastuwes of t-the +wiwdewnyess (^-^*)/ d-do spwing, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twee beaweth hew f-fwuit, t-the fig twee and +t-the vinye (^-^*)/ d-do yiewd theiw s-stwength. + +2:23 (☆▽☆) B-Be gwad then, ye chiwdwen of Zion, and wejoice in t-the WOWD youw +G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath given you t-the f-fowmew wain modewatewy, and he wiww +c-cause to come down (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you t-the wain, t-the f-fowmew wain, and t-the wattew +wain in t-the fiwst m-month. + +2:24 And t-the fwoows shaww be f-fuww of wheat, and t-the vats shaww +ovewfwow with winye and oiw. + +2:25 And I wiww westowe to you t-the yeaws that t-the wocust hath eaten, +t-the cankewwowm, and t-the catewpiwwew, and t-the p-pawmewwowm, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gweat awmy +which I sent among you. + +2:26 And ye shaww e-eat in pwenty, and be satisfied, and pwaise t-the nyame +of t-the WOWD youw G-God, that hath d-deawt wondwouswy with you: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe shaww nyevew be a-ashamed. + +(^ω~) 2-2:27 And ye shaww knyow that I am in t-the m-midst of I-Iswaew, and that I am +t-the WOWD youw G-God, and nyonye ewse: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww nyevew be +a-ashamed. + +2:28 And it shaww come to pass a-aftewwawd, that I wiww p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +spiwit upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh; and youw sons and youw daughtews shaww +pwophesy, youw o-owd men shaww dweam dweams, youw young men shaww s-see +visions: 2:29 And awso upon t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and upon t-the >_> h-handmaids in +those days wiww I p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit. + +2:30 And I wiww s-shew w-wondews in t-the h-heavens and in t-the eawth, bwood, +and f-fiwe, and piwwaws of smoke. + +2:31 The sun shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into dawknyess, and t-the moon into bwood, +befowe t-the gweat and t-tewwibwe day of t-the WOWD come. + +2:32 And it shaww come to pass, that w-whosoevew shaww caww on t-the nyame +of t-the WOWD shaww be dewivewed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in mount Zion and in Jewusawem +shaww be dewivewance, as t-the WOWD hath said, and in t-the wemnyant whom +t-the WOWD shaww caww. + +3-3:1 Fow, b-behowd, in those days, and in that time, when I shaww bwing +again t-the captivity of Judah and J-Jewusawem, 3:2 I wiww awso gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +n-nyations, and wiww bwing t-them down into t-the vawwey of Jehoshaphat, and +wiww pwead with t-them (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewitage I-Iswaew, +whom they have scattewed among t-the n-nyations, and pawted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand. + +3-3:3 And they have cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and have given a boy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an +h-hawwot, and sowd a giww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow winye, that they m-might d-dwink. + +3:4 Yea, and what have ye to (^-^*)/ d-do with me, O-O T-Tywe, and Zidon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the coasts of P-Pawestinye? wiww ye w-wendew m-me a (つ≧▽≦)つ w-wecompence? and if ye +wecompense me, swiftwy and s-speediwy wiww I (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn youw wecompence upon +youw own h-head; 3:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have taken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-siwvew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gowd, and +have cawwied into youw tempwes o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goodwy pweasant things: 3-3:6 The +chiwdwen awso of Judah and t-the chiwdwen of Jewusawem have ye sowd u-unto +t-the Gwecians, that ye m-might w-wemove t-them faw fwom theiw bowdew. + +3:7 Behowd, I wiww w-waise t-them out of t-the pwace whithew ye have sowd +t-them, and wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn youw wecompence upon youw own head: 3:8 And I +wiww seww youw sons and youw daughtews into t-the hand of t-the chiwdwen +of Judah, and they shaww seww t-them to t-the Sabeans, to a peopwe faw +off: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken it. + +3-3:9 Pwocwaim ye this among t-the Gentiwes; Pwepawe waw, wake up t-the +mighty men, wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw d-dwaw n-nyeaw; wet t-them come up: 3:10 +Beat youw pwowshawes into swowds and youw p-pwunyinghooks into speaws: +wet t-the weak say, I am s-stwong. + +3:11 A-Assembwe youwsewves, and come, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and gathew +youwsewves togethew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: thithew c-cause thy mighty o-onyes to come +down, O-O WOWD. + +3:12 Wet t-the heathen be wakenyed, and come up to t-the vawwey of +Jehoshaphat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I sit to j-judge (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heathen (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about. + +3:13 Put ye in t-the sickwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hawvest is wipe: come, get you +down; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwess is fuww, t-the fats ovewfwow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw w-wickednyess +is g-gweat. + +3:14 Muwtitudes, m-muwtitudes in t-the vawwey of decision: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of +t-the WOWD is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw in t-the vawwey of decision. + +3:15 The sun and t-the moon shaww be dawkenyed, and t-the staws shaww +withdwaw theiw shinying. + +3:16 The WOWD awso shaww woaw out of Zion, and uttew his voice fwom +Jewusawem; and t-the h-heavens and t-the eawth shaww shake: but t-the WOWD +wiww be t-the hope of his p-peopwe, and t-the stwength of t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew. + +3:17 S-So shaww ye knyow that I am t-the WOWD youw God dwewwing in Zion, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +h-howy mountain: t-then shaww Jewusawem be howy, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo +stwangews pass thwough hew any mowe. + +3:18 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the mountains shaww +dwop down nyew winye, and t-the hiwws shaww fwow with miwk, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +(=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of Judah shaww fwow with w-watews, and a fountain shaww come +fowth out of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and shaww w-watew t-the vawwey of +S-Shittim. + +3:19 Egypt shaww be a desowation, and Edom shaww be a desowate +wiwdewnyess, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the viowence against t-the chiwdwen of Judah, because +they have shed innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood in theiw wand. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 But Judah shaww dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and Jewusawem fwom genyewation to +genyewation. + +3:21 Fow I wiww cweanse theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that I have nyot cweansed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +WOWD d-dwewweth in Z-Zion. + + + + +Amos + + +1:1 The w-wowds of ♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, who w-was among t-the (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen of Tekoa, which he +saw c-concewnying Iswaew in t-the days of Uzziah king of Judah, and in t-the +days of Jewoboam t-the son of Joash king of I-Iswaew, two yeaws befowe t-the +eawthquake. + +1:2 And he said, The WOWD wiww woaw fwom Zion, and uttew his voice +fwom Jewusawem; and t-the habitations of t-the shephewds shaww mouwn, and +t-the top of Cawmew shaww withew. + +1:3 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of Damascus, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because they have +thweshed Giwead with thweshing instwuments of iwon: 1:4 But I wiww +send a fiwe into t-the house of Hazaew, which shaww devouw t-the pawaces +of Benhadad. + +1:5 I wiww bweak awso t-the baw of Damascus, and cut off t-the i-inhabitant +fwom t-the pwain of Aven, and him that h-howdeth t-the sceptwe fwom t-the +house of Eden: and t-the peopwe of Sywia shaww go into captivity u-unto +Kiw, saith t-the WOWD. + +1-1:6 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of Gaza, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because they +cawwied away captive t-the w-whowe c-captivity, to d-dewivew t-them up to E-Edom: +1:7 But I wiww send a fiwe on t-the waww of Gaza, which shaww devouw t-the +pawaces theweof: 1:8 And I wiww cut off t-the i-inhabitant fwom A-Ashdod, +and him that h-howdeth t-the sceptwe fwom Ashkewon, and I wiww tuwn minye +hand against Ekwon: and t-the wemnyant of t-the Phiwistinyes shaww pewish, +saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +1-1:9 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of Tywus, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because they +dewivewed up t-the w-whowe captivity to Edom, and wemembewed nyot t-the +bwothewwy covenyant: 1:10 But I wiww send a fiwe on t-the waww of Tywus, +which shaww devouw t-the pawaces t-theweof. + +1:11 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of Edom, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because he did +puwsue his b-bwothew with t-the swowd, and did cast off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pity, and his +angew did teaw pewpetuawwy, and he kept his wwath (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 1:12 But I +wiww send a fiwe upon T-Teman, which shaww devouw t-the pawaces of Bozwah. + +1:13 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of t-the chiwdwen of +Ammon, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; +because they have wipped up t-the w-women with c-chiwd of Giwead, that they +m-might enwawge theiw bowdew: 1:14 But I wiww kindwe a fiwe in t-the waww +of Wabbah, and it shaww devouw t-the pawaces t-theweof, with shouting in +t-the day of battwe, with a t-tempest in t-the day of t-the whiwwwind: 1:15 +And theiw king shaww go into c-captivity, he and his pwinces togethew, +saith t-the WOWD. + +2:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of M-Moab, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because he buwnyed +t-the bonyes of t-the king of Edom into wime: 2:2 But I wiww send a fiwe +upon M-Moab, and it shaww devouw t-the pawaces of Kiwioth: and Moab shaww +die with (╯✧▽✧)╯ t-tumuwt, with shouting, and with t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet: 2-2:3 +And I wiww cut off t-the j-judge fwom t-the m-midst t-theweof, and wiww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the pwinces theweof with him, saith t-the WOWD. + +2:4 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of Judah, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because they have +(>_<) d-despised t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, and have nyot kept his commandments, and +theiw wies caused t-them to eww, aftew t-the which theiw f-fathews have +w-wawked: 2-2:5 But I wiww send a fiwe upon Judah, and it shaww devouw t-the +pawaces of Jewusawem. + +2:6 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because they sowd +t-the wighteous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-siwvew, and t-the poow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a paiw of shoes; 2-2:7 That +pant aftew t-the dust of t-the eawth on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the poow, and tuwn +aside t-the w-way of t-the meek: and a man and his o(>ω<)o f-fathew wiww go in u-unto +t-the same maid, to pwofanye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame: 2:8 And they way themsewves +down upon cwothes w-waid to p-pwedge by {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy awtaw, and they dwink t-the +winye of t-the condemnyed in t-the house of theiw god. + +2-2:9 Y-Yet destwoyed I t-the Amowite befowe t-them, whose height w-was w-wike t-the +height of t-the cedaws, and he w-was stwong as t-the oaks; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I destwoyed +his fwuit fwom above, and his woots fwom benyeath. + +2:10 Awso I b-bwought you up fwom t-the wand of Egypt, and w-wed you f-fowty +yeaws thwough t-the wiwdewnyess, to possess t-the wand of t-the Amowite. + +2-2:11 And I waised up of youw sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwophets, and of youw young men +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Nyazawites. Is it nyot even t-thus, O-O ye chiwdwen of I-Iswaew? saith t-the +WOWD. + +2:12 But ye gave t-the Nyazawites winye to dwink; and commanded t-the +pwophets, s-saying, Pwophesy n-nyot. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Behowd, I am pwessed undew y-you, as a c-cawt is pwessed that is f-fuww +of sheaves. + +2:14 Thewefowe t-the fwight shaww pewish fwom t-the swift, and t-the stwong +shaww nyot stwengthen his fowce, nyeithew shaww t-the mighty d-dewivew +himsewf: 2:15 N-Nyeithew shaww he stand that handweth t-the b-bow; and he +that is swift of foot shaww nyot d-dewivew himsewf: nyeithew shaww he that +wideth t-the h-howse d-dewivew himsewf. + +2:16 And he that is c-couwageous among t-the mighty shaww fwee away nyaked +in that day, saith t-the WOWD. + +3-3:1 Heaw this wowd that t-the WOWD hath spoken against y-you, O-O chiwdwen +of I-Iswaew, against t-the w-whowe f-famiwy which I b-bwought up fwom t-the wand +of Egypt, s-saying, 3:2 You onwy have I knyown of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of t-the +eawth: thewefowe I wiww punyish you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw inyiquities. + +3-3:3 Can two wawk togethew, except they be a-agweed? 3:4 W-Wiww a w-wion +woaw in t-the f-fowest, when he hath nyo pwey? wiww a young w-wion (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out of +his den, if he have taken n-nyothing? 3:5 Can a biwd faww in a snyawe +upon t-the eawth, whewe nyo gin is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him? shaww onye o(>ω<)o t-take up a snyawe +fwom t-the eawth, and have taken nyothing a-at aww? 3-3:6 Shaww a twumpet be +bwown in t-the city, and t-the peopwe nyot be afwaid? shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be eviw +in a city, and t-the WOWD hath nyot donye it? 3:7 S-Suwewy t-the Wowd GOD +wiww (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing, but he weveaweth his secwet u-unto his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the +pwophets. + +3:8 The w-wion hath woawed, who wiww nyot feaw? t-the Wowd GOD hath spoken, +who c-can but pwophesy? 3-3:9 Pubwish in t-the pawaces a-at A-Ashdod, and in +t-the pawaces in t-the wand of Egypt, and say, A-Assembwe youwsewves upon +t-the mountains of S-Samawia, and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the gweat tumuwts in t-the m-midst +t-theweof, and t-the oppwessed in t-the m-midst t-theweof. + +3:10 Fow they knyow nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, saith t-the WOWD, who stowe up +viowence and w-wobbewy in theiw pawaces. + +3:11 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; An a-advewsawy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be +even (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the wand; and he shaww bwing down thy stwength fwom +thee, and thy pawaces shaww be s-spoiwed. + +3:12 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; As t-the s-shephewd taketh out of t-the mouth of +t-the w-wion two wegs, ow a piece of an eaw; so shaww t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew be taken out that dweww in Samawia in t-the cownyew of a bed, and +in Damascus in a couch. + +3:13 Heaw ye, and t-testify in t-the house of Jacob, saith t-the Wowd GOD, +t-the God of hosts, 3:14 That in t-the day that I shaww v-visit t-the +twansgwessions of Iswaew upon him I wiww awso v-visit t-the a-awtaws of +B-Bethew: and t-the howns of t-the awtaw shaww be cut off, and faww to t-the +gwound. + +3:15 And I wiww smite t-the wintew house with t-the summew h-house; and t-the +houses of ivowy shaww pewish, and t-the gweat houses shaww have an end, +saith t-the WOWD. + +4:1 Heaw this wowd, ye kinye of B-Bashan, that awe in t-the mountain of +S-Samawia, which o(>ω<)o o-oppwess t-the poow, which cwush t-the nyeedy, which say to +theiw mastews, B-Bwing, and wet us d-dwink. + +4-4:2 The Wowd GOD hath swown by his howinyess, that, wo, t-the days shaww +come upon y-you, that he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take you away with hooks, and youw +postewity with fishhooks. + +4:3 And ye shaww go out a-at t-the bweaches, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cow a-at that which is +befowe hew; and ye shaww cast t-them into t-the pawace, saith t-the WOWD. + +4-4:4 Come to Bethew, and \(★ω★)/ t-twansgwess; a-at G-Giwgaw m-muwtipwy twansgwession; +and bwing youw s-sacwifices {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, and youw tithes aftew thwee +yeaws: 4-4:5 And offew a sacwifice of thanksgiving with weaven, and +pwocwaim and pubwish t-the fwee ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this wiketh y-you, O-O ye +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. + +4:6 And I awso have given you cweannyess of t-teeth in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw cities, +and want of bwead in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw pwaces: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have ye nyot wetuwnyed u-unto +me, saith t-the WOWD. + +4:7 And awso I have withhowden t-the wain fwom y-you, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +thwee months to t-the hawvest: and I caused it to wain upon onye city, +and caused it nyot to wain upon anyothew city: onye piece w-was wainyed +u-upon, and t-the piece wheweupon it wainyed nyot withewed. + +4-4:8 S-So two ow thwee c-cities OwO w-wandewed u-unto onye city, to dwink watew; but +they wewe nyot satisfied: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have ye nyot wetuwnyed u-unto me, saith t-the +WOWD. + +4:9 I have smitten you with bwasting and miwdew: when youw gawdens and +youw vinyeyawds and youw fig twees and youw owive twees incweased, t-the +pawmewwowm devouwed (=`ω´=) t-them: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have ye nyot wetuwnyed u-unto me, saith t-the +WOWD. + +4:10 I have sent among you t-the pestiwence aftew t-the m-mannyew of Egypt: +youw young men have I s-swain with t-the swowd, and have taken away youw +howses; and I have m-made t-the stink of youw camps to come up u-unto youw +nyostwiws: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have ye nyot wetuwnyed u-unto me, saith t-the WOWD. + +4:11 I have ovewthwown s-some of y-you, as God ovewthwew Sodom and +Gomowwah, and ye wewe as a (o_O)! f-fiwebwand p-pwucked out of t-the buwnying: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +have ye nyot wetuwnyed u-unto me, saith t-the WOWD. + +4:12 Thewefowe thus wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee, O-O Iswaew: and because I wiww +(^-^*)/ d-do this u-unto thee, p-pwepawe to meet thy G-God, O-O Iswaew. + +4:13 Fow, wo, he that fowmeth t-the mountains, and c-cweateth t-the wind, +and decwaweth u-unto man what is his t-thought, that m-maketh t-the mownying +dawknyess, and tweadeth upon t-the high pwaces of t-the eawth, The WOWD, +The God of hosts, is his nyame. + +5:1 Heaw ye this wowd which I o(>ω<)o t-take up against y-you, even a wamentation, +O-O house of Iswaew. + +5-5:2 The viwgin of Iswaew is fawwen; she shaww nyo mowe wise: she is +fowsaken upon hew wand; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to w-waise hew (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +5:3 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; The city that went out by a t-thousand +shaww weave an h-hundwed, and that which went fowth by an hundwed shaww +weave ten, to t-the house of Iswaew. + +5:4 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew, S-Seek ye me, and +ye shaww w-wive: 5:5 But seek nyot Bethew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow entew into G-Giwgaw, and +pass nyot to Beewsheba: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-Giwgaw shaww suwewy go into c-captivity, and +Bethew shaww come to nyought. + +5:6 S-Seek t-the WOWD, and ye shaww wive; west he bweak out w-wike fiwe in +t-the house of Joseph, and devouw it, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyonye to quench it in +Bethew. + +5:7 Ye who tuwn j-judgment to wowmwood, and weave off wighteousnyess in +t-the eawth, 5:8 S-Seek him that m-maketh t-the seven staws and Owion, and +tuwnyeth t-the shadow of death into t-the m-mownying, and m-maketh t-the day dawk +with nyight: that cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the watews of t-the sea, and pouweth t-them +out upon t-the f-face of t-the eawth: The WOWD is his nyame: 5:9 That +s-stwengthenyeth t-the spoiwed against t-the stwong, so that t-the spoiwed +shaww come against t-the fowtwess. + +5:10 They hate him that webuketh in t-the gate, and they abhow him that +s-speaketh upwightwy. + +5:11 Fowasmuch thewefowe as youw tweading is upon t-the poow, and ye +o(>ω<)o t-take fwom him buwdens of wheat: ye have b-buiwt houses of hewn stonye, +but ye shaww nyot dweww in t-them; ye have pwanted pweasant vinyeyawds, +but ye shaww nyot dwink winye of them. + +5:12 Fow I knyow youw manyifowd twansgwessions and youw mighty (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: +they affwict t-the just, they o(>ω<)o t-take a (✧∀✧)/ b-bwibe, and they tuwn aside t-the poow +in t-the gate fwom theiw wight. + +5-5:13 Thewefowe t-the pwudent shaww keep siwence in that time; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is +an eviw ^w^ t-time. + +5:14 S-Seek g-good, and nyot eviw, that ye may w-wive: and so t-the WOWD, t-the +God of hosts, shaww be with y-you, as ye have spoken. + +5:15 Hate t-the eviw, and wove t-the g-good, and estabwish j-judgment in t-the +(´ ω `♡) g-gate: it may be that t-the WOWD God of hosts wiww be gwacious u-unto t-the +wemnyant of Joseph. + +5:16 Thewefowe t-the WOWD, t-the God of hosts, t-the WOWD, saith t-thus; +Waiwing shaww be in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww stweets; and they shaww say in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +highways, Awas! awas! and they shaww caww t-the husbandman to mouwnying, +and such as awe skiwfuw of wamentation to waiwing. + +5:17 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww vinyeyawds shaww be (＃￣ω￣) w-waiwing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww pass thwough +thee, saith t-the WOWD. + +5:18 Woe u-unto you that d-desiwe t-the day of t-the WOWD! to what end is it +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you? t-the day of t-the WOWD is dawknyess, and nyot wight. + +5:19 As if a man did fwee fwom a wion, and a beaw met h-him; ow went +into t-the h-house, and weanyed his hand on t-the waww, and a sewpent bit +h-him. + +5:20 Shaww nyot t-the day of t-the WOWD be dawknyess, and nyot wight? even +vewy dawk, and nyo bwightnyess in it? 5:21 I hate, I despise youw (♡°▽°♡) f-feast +days, and I wiww nyot s-smeww in youw sowemn (✧∀✧)/ a-assembwies. + +5:22 Though ye offew m-me buwnt offewings and youw meat offewings, I +wiww nyot a-accept (=`ω´=) t-them: nyeithew wiww I w-wegawd t-the peace offewings of +youw fat beasts. + +5:23 Take t-thou away fwom m-me t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of thy songs; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot +h-heaw t-the mewody of thy viows. + +5-5:24 But wet j-judgment w-wun down as w-watews, and wighteousnyess as a +mighty stweam. + +5:25 H-Have ye offewed u-unto m-me s-sacwifices and offewings in t-the +wiwdewnyess f-fowty yeaws, O-O house of I-Iswaew? 5:26 But ye have (￣ω￣) b-bownye t-the +tabewnyacwe of youw Mowoch and Chiun youw images, t-the staw of youw (・_・ヾ g-god, +which ye m-made to y-youwsewves. + +5:27 Thewefowe wiww I c-cause you to go into captivity beyond Damascus, +saith t-the WOWD, whose nyame is The God of hosts. + +6-6:1 Woe to t-them that awe a-at ease in Zion, and t-twust in t-the mountain of +S-Samawia, which awe nyamed chief of t-the n-nyations, to whom t-the house of +Iswaew came! 6:2 Pass ye u-unto Cawnyeh, and see; and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence go ye +to Hamath t-the (=`ω´=) g-gweat: t-then go down to G-Gath of t-the Phiwistinyes: be they +bettew than these kingdoms? ow theiw bowdew gweatew than youw bowdew? +6:3 Ye that put faw away t-the eviw day, and c-cause t-the seat of viowence +to come n-nyeaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 That w-wie upon beds of (-_-) i-ivowy, and s-stwetch themsewves +upon theiw couches, and e-eat t-the w-wambs out of t-the f-fwock, and t-the cawves +out of t-the m-midst of t-the s-staww; 6:5 That chant to t-the s-sound of t-the +viow, and invent to themsewves instwuments of m-musick, w-wike (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; 6:6 +That dwink winye in bowws, and anyoint themsewves with t-the chief +o-ointments: but they awe nyot g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the affwiction of Joseph. + +6:7 Thewefowe nyow shaww they go captive with t-the fiwst that go +captive, and t-the banquet of t-them that stwetched themsewves shaww be +wemoved. + +6:8 The Wowd GOD hath swown by himsewf, saith t-the WOWD t-the God of +hosts, I abhow t-the excewwency of Jacob, and hate his pawaces: +thewefowe wiww I d-dewivew up t-the city with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein. + +6:9 And it shaww come to pass, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemain t-ten men in onye h-house, +that they shaww die. + +6:10 And a man's uncwe shaww o(>ω<)o t-take him up, and he that buwnyeth him, to +bwing out t-the bonyes out of t-the h-house, and shaww say u-unto him that is +by t-the s-sides of t-the h-house, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet any with thee? and he shaww +say, Nyo. T-Then shaww he say, Howd thy t-tongue: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we may nyot make +mention of t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + +6:11 Fow, b-behowd, t-the WOWD commandeth, and he wiww smite t-the gweat +house with bweaches, and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe house with cwefts. + +6:12 Shaww howses w-wun upon t-the wock? wiww onye (✯◡✯) p-pwow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with oxen? +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed j-judgment into (╯✧▽✧)╯ g-gaww, and t-the fwuit of wighteousnyess +into hemwock: 6:13 Ye which wejoice in a t-thing of nyought, which say, +H-Have we nyot taken to us howns by ouw own (☆ω☆) s-stwength? 6:14 B-But, b-behowd, +I wiww w-waise up against you a nyation, O-O house of I-Iswaew, saith t-the +WOWD t-the God of hosts; and they shaww affwict you fwom t-the entewing in +of Hemath u-unto t-the wivew of t-the wiwdewnyess. + +7:1 T-Thus hath t-the Wowd GOD shewed u-unto m-me; and, b-behowd, he |･ω･) f-fowmed +gwasshoppews in t-the beginnying of t-the shooting up of t-the wattew gwowth; +and, wo, it w-was t-the wattew gwowth aftew t-the king's mowings. + +7:2 And it came to pass, that when they h-had m-made an end of e-eating t-the +gwass of t-the wand, t-then I said, O-O Wowd GOD, fowgive, I b-beseech t-thee: +by whom shaww J-Jacob awise? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is smaww. + +7-7:3 The WOWD wepented (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this: I-It shaww nyot be, saith t-the WOWD. + +7:4 T-Thus hath t-the Wowd GOD shewed u-unto me: and, b-behowd, t-the Wowd GOD +cawwed to contend by f-fiwe, and it devouwed t-the gweat deep, and did e-eat +up a p-pawt. + +7:5 T-Then said I, O-O Wowd GOD, cease, I b-beseech t-thee: by whom shaww +J-Jacob awise? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is smaww. + +7:6 The WOWD wepented (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this: This awso shaww nyot be, saith t-the Wowd +G-GOD. + +7-7:7 T-Thus he shewed me: and, b-behowd, t-the WOWD s-stood upon a waww m-made by +a pwumbwinye, with a pwumbwinye in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, ♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, what seest thou? And I said, A-A +p-pwumbwinye. T-Then said t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww s-set a pwumbwinye in t-the +m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew: I wiww nyot again pass by t-them any mowe: 7:9 +And t-the high pwaces of Isaac shaww be d-desowate, and t-the sanctuawies of +Iswaew shaww be w-waid w-waste; and I wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise against t-the house of +Jewoboam with t-the swowd. + +7:10 T-Then Amaziah t-the pwiest of Bethew sent to Jewoboam king of +I-Iswaew, s-saying, Amos hath conspiwed against thee in t-the m-midst of t-the +house of Iswaew: t-the wand is nyot abwe to beaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowds. + +7:11 Fow thus Amos saith, Jewoboam shaww die by t-the swowd, and Iswaew +shaww suwewy be w-wed away captive out of theiw own wand. + +7:12 Awso Amaziah said u-unto ♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, O-O t-thou seew, go, fwee thee away into +t-the wand of Judah, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe e-eat bwead, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy thewe: 7:13 But +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy nyot again any mowe a-at B-Bethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is t-the king's c-chapew, +and it is t-the king's couwt. + +7:14 T-Then answewed ♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, and said to A-Amaziah, I w-was nyo pwophet, +nyeithew w-was I a pwophet's son; but I w-was an hewdman, and a gathewew of +sycomowe fwuit: 7:15 And t-the WOWD took m-me as I f-fowwowed t-the f-fwock, and +t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Go, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. + +7:16 Nyow thewefowe h-heaw t-thou t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: T-Thou sayest, +Pwophesy nyot against I-Iswaew, and dwop nyot thy wowd against t-the house +of Isaac. + +7:17 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Thy wife shaww be an hawwot in t-the +city, and thy sons and thy daughtews shaww faww by t-the swowd, and thy +wand shaww be d-divided by winye; and t-thou shawt die in a powwuted wand: +and Iswaew shaww suwewy go into captivity fowth of his wand. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 T-Thus hath t-the Wowd GOD shewed u-unto me: and (x_x)V b-behowd a basket of +summew fwuit. + +8-8:2 And he said, ♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, what seest thou? And I said, A-A basket of summew +fwuit. T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, The end is come upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe of +I-Iswaew; I wiww nyot again pass by t-them any mowe. + +8:3 And t-the s-songs of t-the tempwe shaww be h-howwings in that day, saith +t-the Wowd GOD: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be many dead bodies in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace; they +shaww cast t-them fowth with (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-siwence. + +8:4 Heaw this, O-O ye that swawwow up t-the nyeedy, even to make t-the poow +of t-the wand to faiw, 8-8:5 Saying, When wiww t-the nyew moon be gonye, that +we may seww cown? and t-the sabbath, that we may s-set fowth wheat, making +t-the ephah s-smaww, and t-the shekew g-gweat, and fawsifying t-the bawances by +deceit? 8:6 That we may buy t-the poow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-siwvew, and t-the nyeedy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +paiw of shoes; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and seww t-the wefuse of t-the wheat? 8:7 The WOWD +hath swown by t-the excewwency of Jacob, S-Suwewy I wiww nyevew fowget any +of theiw wowks. + +8:8 Shaww nyot t-the wand t-twembwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye m-mouwn that +d-dwewweth thewein? and it shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up whowwy as a f-fwood; and it shaww +be cast out and dwownyed, as by t-the fwood of Egypt. + +8:9 And it shaww come to pass in that day, saith t-the Wowd GOD, that I +wiww c-cause t-the sun to go down a-at n-nyoon, and I wiww dawken t-the eawth in +t-the ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw day: 8-8:10 And I wiww tuwn youw feasts into mouwnying, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +youw s-songs into (＾• ω •＾) *pokes you* w-wamentation; and I wiww bwing up (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +w-woins, and bawdnyess upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy h-head; and I wiww make it as t-the +mouwnying of an onwy son, and t-the end theweof as a bittew d-day. + +8-8:11 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the Wowd GOD, that I wiww send a +faminye in t-the wand, nyot a faminye of bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a t-thiwst (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow watew, but +of heawing t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD: 8:12 And they shaww wandew fwom sea +to sea, and fwom t-the nyowth even to t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, they shaww w-wun to and fwo +to seek t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and shaww nyot f-find it. + +8-8:13 In that day shaww t-the f-faiw viwgins and young men f-faint (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-thiwst. + +8:14 They that sweaw by t-the sin of S-Samawia, and say, Thy (・_・ヾ g-god, O-O Dan, +wiveth; and, The m-mannyew of B-Beewsheba wiveth; even they shaww faww, and +nyevew (☆ω☆) w-wise up again. + +9:1 I saw t-the WOWD standing upon t-the a-awtaw: and he said, S-Smite t-the +w-wintew of t-the d-doow, that t-the posts may shake: and cut t-them in t-the +head, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them; and I wiww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wast of t-them with t-the (--_--) s-swowd: he +that fweeth of t-them shaww nyot fwee away, and he that escapeth of t-them +shaww nyot be dewivewed. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Though they dig into heww, (o´∀`o) t-thence shaww minye hand o(>ω<)o t-take t-them; +t-though they c-cwimb up to heaven, (o´∀`o) t-thence wiww I bwing t-them down: 9:3 And +t-though they hide themsewves in t-the top of Cawmew, I wiww s-seawch and +o(>ω<)o t-take t-them out thence; and t-though they be hid fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight in t-the +bottom of t-the sea, (o´∀`o) t-thence wiww I command t-the s-sewpent, and he shaww +bite (=`ω´=) t-them: 9:4 And t-though they go into captivity befowe theiw >_> e-enyemies, +(o´∀`o) t-thence wiww I command t-the swowd, and it shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww +s-set minye eyes upon t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good. + +9:5 And t-the Wowd GOD of hosts is he that toucheth t-the wand, and it +shaww mewt, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww mouwn: and it shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise +up whowwy w-wike a f-fwood; and shaww be dwownyed, as by t-the fwood of +Egypt. + +9:6 I-It is he that buiwdeth his stowies in t-the heaven, and hath founded +his t-twoop in t-the eawth; he that cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the watews of t-the sea, and +pouweth t-them out upon t-the f-face of t-the eawth: The WOWD is his nyame. + +9:7 Awe ye nyot as chiwdwen of t-the Ethiopians u-unto me, O-O chiwdwen of +I-Iswaew? saith t-the WOWD. H-Have nyot I b-bwought up Iswaew out of t-the wand +of E-Egypt? and t-the Phiwistinyes fwom Caphtow, and t-the Sywians fwom Kiw? +9:8 Behowd, t-the eyes of t-the Wowd GOD awe upon t-the s-sinfuw k-kingdom, and +I wiww d-destwoy it fwom off t-the f-face of t-the eawth; saving that I wiww +nyot u-uttewwy d-destwoy t-the house of Jacob, saith t-the WOWD. + +9:9 Fow, wo, I wiww command, and I wiww sift t-the house of Iswaew among +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, w-wike as cown is sifted in a s-sieve, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww nyot t-the +weast gwain faww upon t-the eawth. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Aww t-the sinnyews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww die by t-the swowd, which say, +The eviw shaww nyot (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake (=`ω´=) n-nyow pwevent us. + +9-9:11 In that day wiww I w-waise up t-the tabewnyacwe of David that is +^.^ f-fawwen, and cwose up t-the b-bweaches t-theweof; and I wiww w-waise up his +wuins, and I wiww buiwd it as in t-the days of owd: 9:12 That they may +possess t-the wemnyant of Edom, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, which awe cawwed +by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, saith t-the WOWD that doeth this. + +9:13 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that t-the p-pwowman shaww +(=①ω①=) o-ovewtake t-the weapew, and t-the t-tweadew of gwapes him that soweth seed; +and t-the mountains shaww dwop sweet winye, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hiwws shaww mewt. + +9-9:14 And I wiww bwing again t-the captivity of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe of I-Iswaew, and +they shaww buiwd t-the waste cities, and i-inhabit t-them; and they shaww +pwant vinyeyawds, and dwink t-the winye t-theweof; they shaww awso make +gawdens, and e-eat t-the fwuit of them. + +9:15 And I wiww pwant t-them upon theiw wand, and they shaww nyo mowe be +puwwed up out of theiw wand which I have given t-them, saith t-the WOWD +thy God. + + + + +Obadiah + + +1:1 The vision of Obadiah. T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD c-concewnying Edom; +We have heawd a w-wumouw fwom t-the WOWD, and an a-ambassadow is sent among +t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, Awise ye, and wet us (☆ω☆) w-wise up against hew in battwe. + +1:2 Behowd, I have m-made thee smaww among t-the heathen: t-thou awt gweatwy +despised. + +1:3 The pwide of thinye heawt hath d-deceived thee, t-thou that dwewwest in +t-the cwefts of t-the wock, whose h-habitation is h-high; that saith in his +heawt, Who shaww bwing m-me down to t-the gwound? 1:4 Though t-thou e-exawt +t-thysewf as t-the eagwe, and t-though t-thou s-set thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest among t-the s-staws, +(o´∀`o) t-thence wiww I bwing thee down, saith t-the WOWD. + +1:5 If thieves came to thee, if wobbews by nyight, ^w^ (-(how awt t-thou cut +off!) w-wouwd they nyot have stowen tiww they h-had e-enyough? if t-the +gwapegathewews came to thee, w-wouwd they nyot weave s-some g-gwapes? 1-1:6 +How awe t-the things of E-Esau seawched out! how awe his ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden things +sought up! 1:7 Aww t-the men of thy confedewacy have b-bwought thee even +to t-the bowdew: t-the men that wewe a-at peace with thee have d-deceived +thee, and p-pwevaiwed against thee; that they e-eat thy bwead have w-waid a +wound undew t-thee: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye undewstanding in h-him. + +1:8 Shaww I nyot in that day, saith t-the WOWD, even d-destwoy t-the wise men +out of Edom, and undewstanding out of t-the mount of (≧◡≦) E-Esau? 1-1:9 And thy +mighty men, O-O T-Teman, shaww be dismayed, to t-the end that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of +t-the mount of E-Esau may be cut off by s-swaughtew. + +1:10 Fow thy viowence against thy b-bwothew J-Jacob shame shaww covew +thee, and t-thou shawt be cut off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1:11 In t-the day that t-thou stoodest on t-the othew side, in t-the day that +t-the stwangews cawwied away captive his fowces, and foweignyews entewed +into his gates, and cast wots upon J-Jewusawem, even t-thou wast as onye of +them. + +1:12 But t-thou shouwdest nyot have wooked on t-the day of thy b-bwothew in +t-the day that he became a s-stwangew; nyeithew shouwdest t-thou have +w-wejoiced o-ovew t-the chiwdwen of Judah in t-the day of theiw destwuction; +nyeithew shouwdest t-thou have spoken pwoudwy in t-the day of d-distwess. + +1:13 T-Thou shouwdest nyot have entewed into t-the gate of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe in t-the +day of theiw ^w^ c-cawamity; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou shouwdest nyot have wooked on theiw +affwiction in t-the day of theiw (♡°▽°♡) c-cawamity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow have w-waid h-hands on theiw +s-substance in t-the day of theiw ^w^ c-cawamity; 1:14 N-Nyeithew shouwdest t-thou +have s-stood in t-the ♡(｡- ω -) c-cwossway, to cut off those of his that did escape; +nyeithew shouwdest t-thou have dewivewed up those of his that did wemain +in t-the day of d-distwess. + +1:15 Fow t-the day of t-the WOWD is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heathen: as t-thou +hast donye, it shaww be donye u-unto t-thee: thy wewawd shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn upon +thinye own head. + +1:16 Fow as ye have dwunk upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain, so shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +heathen dwink c-continyuawwy, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they shaww dwink, and they shaww +swawwow down, and they shaww be as t-though they h-had nyot been. + +1:17 But upon mount Zion shaww be dewivewance, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be +howinyess; and t-the house of J-Jacob shaww possess theiw possessions. + +1:18 And t-the house of J-Jacob shaww be a f-fiwe, and t-the house of Joseph a +fwame, and t-the house of E-Esau (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stubbwe, and they shaww kindwe in +t-them, and devouw t-them; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be any wemainying of t-the +house of Esau; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken it. + +1:19 And they of t-the south shaww possess t-the mount of Esau; and they +of t-the pwain t-the Phiwistinyes: and they shaww possess t-the fiewds of +Ephwaim, and t-the fiewds of Samawia: and Benjamin shaww possess (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. + +1:20 And t-the captivity of this \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww +possess that of t-the Canyaanyites, even u-unto Z-Zawephath; and t-the captivity +of J-Jewusawem, which is in S-Sephawad, shaww possess t-the c-cities of t-the +south. + +1-1:21 And saviouws shaww come up on mount Zion to j-judge t-the mount of +Esau; and t-the kingdom shaww be t-the W-WOWD's. + + + + +Jonyah + + +1:1 Nyow t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jonyah t-the son of A-Amittai, +s-saying, 1:2 Awise, go to Nyinyeveh, that gweat city, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy against it; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw w-wickednyess is come up befowe me. + +1:3 But Jonyah w-wose up to fwee u-unto Tawshish fwom t-the pwesence of t-the +WOWD, and went down to Joppa; and he f-found a s-ship g-going to Tawshish: +so he paid t-the fawe t-theweof, and went down into it, to go with t-them +u-unto Tawshish fwom t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD. + +1:4 But t-the WOWD sent out a gweat wind into t-the sea, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a +mighty t-tempest in t-the sea, so that t-the s-ship w-was w-wike to be bwoken. + +1:5 T-Then t-the mawinyews wewe afwaid, and cwied {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his (・_・ヾ g-god, +and cast fowth t-the wawes that wewe in t-the s-ship into t-the sea, to +wighten it of them. But Jonyah w-was gonye down into t-the s-sides of t-the +ship; and he way, and w-was fast asweep. + +1-1:6 S-So t-the shipmastew came to him, and said u-unto him, What meanyest +thou, O-O sweepew? a-awise, caww upon thy G-God, if so be that God wiww +think upon u-us, that we pewish n-nyot. + +1:7 And they said {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his f-fewwow, Come, and wet us cast wots, +that we may knyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whose c-cause this eviw is upon us. S-So they cast +wots, and t-the wot feww upon Jonyah. + +1:8 T-Then said they u-unto him, Teww u-us, we p-pway thee, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whose c-cause +this eviw is upon us; What is thinye occupation? and whence comest +thou? what is thy countwy? and of what peopwe awt thou? 1-1:9 And he +said u-unto t-them, I am an Hebwew; and I f-feaw t-the WOWD, t-the God of +heaven, which hath m-made t-the sea and t-the dwy wand. + +1:10 T-Then wewe t-the men e-exceedingwy afwaid, and said u-unto h-him. Why hast +t-thou donye t-this? Fow t-the men knyew that he fwed fwom t-the pwesence of t-the +WOWD, because he h-had towd them. + +1:11 T-Then said they u-unto him, What shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee, that t-the sea +may be cawm u-unto us? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sea w-wwought, and w-was tempestuous. + +1:12 And he said u-unto t-them, Take m-me up, and cast m-me fowth into t-the +sea; so shaww t-the sea be cawm u-unto you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake +this gweat t-tempest is upon you. + +1:13 Nyevewthewess t-the men wowed hawd to bwing it to t-the wand; but they +couwd nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sea w-wwought, and w-was tempestuous against them. + +1:14 Whewefowe they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, We b-beseech thee, O-O +WOWD, we b-beseech thee, wet us nyot pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this man's w-wife, and way +nyot upon us innyocent b-bwood: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thou, O-O WOWD, hast donye as it pweased +thee. + +1:15 S-So they wook up J-Jonyah, and cast him fowth into t-the sea: and t-the +sea ceased fwom hew waging. + +1:16 T-Then t-the men feawed t-the WOWD e-exceedingwy, and offewed a sacwifice +u-unto t-the WOWD, and m-made vows. + +1:17 Nyow t-the WOWD h-had pwepawed a gweat fish to swawwow up Jonyah. And +Jonyah w-was in t-the bewwy of t-the fish thwee days and thwee nyights. + +2:1 T-Then Jonyah pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD his God out of t-the f-fish's b-bewwy, +2:2 And said, I cwied by w-weason of minye affwiction u-unto t-the WOWD, and +he heawd m-me; out of t-the bewwy of heww cwied I, and t-thou heawdest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +voice. + +2-2:3 Fow t-thou hadst cast m-me into t-the deep, in t-the m-midst of t-the seas; +and t-the fwoods compassed m-me about: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy biwwows and thy waves +passed o-ovew me. + +2:4 T-Then I said, I am cast out of thy sight; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I wiww wook again +towawd thy h-howy tempwe. + +2-2:5 The watews compassed m-me a-about, even to t-the souw: t-the depth cwosed +m-me (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, t-the weeds wewe wwapped about o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head. + +2:6 I went down to t-the bottoms of t-the mountains; t-the eawth with hew +baws w-was about m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hast t-thou b-bwought up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife fwom +cowwuption, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +2-2:7 When o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fainted within m-me I wemembewed t-the WOWD: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pwayew came in u-unto thee, into thinye h-howy tempwe. + +2:8 They that o-obsewve wying v-vanyities fowsake theiw own mewcy. + +2-2:9 But I wiww sacwifice u-unto thee with t-the voice of t-thanksgiving; I +wiww pay that that I have vowed. S-Sawvation is of t-the WOWD. + +2:10 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto t-the fish, and it vomited out Jonyah upon +t-the dwy wand. + +3-3:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jonyah t-the second time, s-saying, +3:2 Awise, go u-unto Nyinyeveh, that gweat city, and pweach u-unto it t-the +pweaching that I bid thee. + +3-3:3 S-So Jonyah a-awose, and went u-unto Nyinyeveh, a-accowding to t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD. Nyow Nyinyeveh w-was an exceeding gweat city of thwee days' +jouwnyey. + +3:4 And Jonyah began to entew into t-the city a day's (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and he +cwied, and said, Y-Yet f-fowty days, and Nyinyeveh shaww be ovewthwown. + +3:5 S-So t-the peopwe of Nyinyeveh bewieved G-God, and pwocwaimed a fast, and +put on sackcwoth, fwom t-the gweatest of t-them even to t-the weast of them. + +3-3:6 Fow wowd came u-unto t-the king of Nyinyeveh, and he awose fwom his +t-thwonye, and he w-waid his w-wobe fwom him, and covewed him with sackcwoth, +and sat in ashes. + +3:7 And he caused it to be pwocwaimed and pubwished thwough Nyinyeveh by +t-the decwee of t-the king and his n-nyobwes, s-saying, Wet nyeithew man (=`ω´=) n-nyow +beast, hewd (=`ω´=) n-nyow f-fwock, taste any thing: wet t-them nyot (o´∀`o) f-feed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink +watew: 3:8 But wet man and beast be covewed with sackcwoth, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy +mightiwy u-unto G-God: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet t-them tuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom his eviw way, and +fwom t-the viowence that is in theiw hands. + +3-3:9 Who c-can teww if God wiww tuwn and wepent, and tuwn away fwom his +fiewce angew, that we pewish nyot? 3:10 And God saw theiw wowks, that +they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom theiw eviw way; and God wepented of t-the eviw, that he +h-had said that he w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them; and he did it n-nyot. + +4:1 But it d-dispweased Jonyah e-exceedingwy, and he w-was vewy angwy. + +4-4:2 And he pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, I p-pway thee, O-O WOWD, w-was +nyot this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-saying, when I w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my countwy? Thewefowe I fwed +befowe u-unto Tawshish: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyew that t-thou awt a gwacious G-God, and +m-mewcifuw, swow to angew, and of gweat k-kindnyess, and wepentest thee of +t-the \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +4:3 Thewefowe n-nyow, O-O WOWD, take, I b-beseech thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife fwom m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to die than to w-wive. + +4-4:4 T-Then said t-the WOWD, Doest t-thou w-weww to be angwy? 4-4:5 S-So Jonyah +went out of t-the city, and sat on t-the east side of t-the city, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +m-made him a booth, and sat undew it in t-the shadow, tiww he m-might s-see +what w-wouwd become of t-the city. + +4:6 And t-the WOWD God pwepawed a gouwd, and m-made it to come up o-ovew +J-Jonyah, that it m-might be a shadow o-ovew his head, to d-dewivew him fwom +his g-gwief. S-So Jonyah w-was exceeding gwad of t-the gouwd. + +4:7 But God pwepawed a wowm when t-the mownying w-wose t-the nyext day, and it +smote t-the g-gouwd that it withewed. + +4-4:8 And it came to pass, when t-the sun did a-awise, that God pwepawed a +v-vehement east wind; and t-the sun beat upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of J-Jonyah, that he +fainted, and wished in himsewf to die, and said, I-It is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me +to die than to w-wive. + +4:9 And God said to J-Jonyah, Doest t-thou w-weww to be angwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gouwd? +And he said, I (^-^*)/ d-do w-weww to be angwy, even u-unto death. + +4:10 T-Then said t-the WOWD, T-Thou hast h-had p-pity on t-the gouwd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +which t-thou hast nyot wabouwed, nyeithew madest it gwow; which came up in +a nyight, and pewished in a nyight: 4:11 And shouwd nyot I spawe Nyinyeveh, +that gweat city, whewein awe mowe t-then s-sixscowe t-thousand p-pewsons that +c-cannyot discewn b-between theiw wight hand and theiw weft hand; and awso +m-much c-cattwe? + + + + +(^人^) M-Micah + + +1:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came to (^人^) M-Micah t-the Mowasthite in t-the +days of J-Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah, kings of Judah, which he saw +c-concewnying Samawia and Jewusawem. + +1:2 Heaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe; h-heawken, O-O eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein i-is: +and wet t-the Wowd GOD be witnyess against y-you, t-the WOWD fwom his h-howy +tempwe. + +1:3 Fow, b-behowd, t-the WOWD cometh fowth out of his pwace, and wiww come +down, and twead upon t-the high pwaces of t-the eawth. + +1:4 And t-the mountains shaww be mowten undew him, and t-the vawweys shaww +be cweft, as wax befowe t-the f-fiwe, and as t-the watews that awe pouwed +down a steep pwace. + +1:5 Fow t-the twansgwession of J-Jacob is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sins of +t-the house of Iswaew. What is t-the twansgwession of Jacob? is it nyot +Samawia? and what awe t-the high pwaces of J-Judah? awe they nyot +Jewusawem? 1-1:6 Thewefowe I wiww make Samawia as an heap of t-the fiewd, +and as pwantings of a v-vinyeyawd: and I wiww p-pouw down t-the s-stonyes +theweof into t-the vawwey, and I wiww discovew t-the foundations t-theweof. + +1:7 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwaven images theweof shaww be beaten to p-pieces, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hiwes theweof shaww be buwnyed with t-the f-fiwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the idows +theweof wiww I way desowate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she gathewed it of t-the h-hiwe of an +h-hawwot, and they shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the h-hiwe of an hawwot. + +1:8 Thewefowe I wiww waiw and howw, I wiww go (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped and nyaked: I +wiww make a waiwing w-wike t-the dwagons, and mouwnying as t-the owws. + +1-1:9 Fow hew wound is incuwabwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is come u-unto Judah; he is come +u-unto t-the gate of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, even to Jewusawem. + +1:10 Decwawe ye it nyot a-at Gath, weep ye nyot a-at aww: in t-the house of +Aphwah woww t-thysewf in t-the dust. + +1:11 Pass ye away, t-thou i-inhabitant of S-Saphiw, h-having thy shame nyaked: +t-the i-inhabitant of Zaanyan came nyot fowth in t-the mouwnying of Bethezew; +he shaww weceive of you his s-standing. + +1:12 Fow t-the i-inhabitant of Mawoth waited cawefuwwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good: but eviw +came down fwom t-the WOWD u-unto t-the gate of Jewusawem. + +1:13 O-O t-thou i-inhabitant of Wachish, bind t-the chawiot to t-the swift +beast: she is t-the beginnying of t-the sin to t-the daughtew of Z-Zion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the twansgwessions of Iswaew wewe f-found in thee. + +1:14 Thewefowe shawt t-thou g-give pwesents to M-Moweshethgath: t-the houses +of Achzib shaww be a w-wie to t-the kings of Iswaew. + +1:15 Y-Yet wiww I bwing an h-heiw u-unto thee, O-O i-inhabitant of Maweshah: he +shaww come u-unto Aduwwam t-the gwowy of Iswaew. + +1:16 Make thee b-bawd, and poww thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy dewicate chiwdwen; enwawge +thy bawdnyess as t-the eagwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe gonye into captivity fwom thee. + +2:1 Woe to t-them that d-devise inyiquity, and wowk eviw upon theiw b-beds! +when t-the mownying is wight, they pwactise it, because it is in t-the +p-powew of theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +2:2 And they covet fiewds, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-them by v-viowence; and houses, and +o(>ω<)o t-take t-them (☆ω☆) a-away: so they o(>ω<)o o-oppwess a man and his h-house, even a man and +his hewitage. + +2-2:3 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, against this f-famiwy (^-^*)/ d-do I +d-devise an eviw, fwom which ye shaww nyot w-wemove youw nyecks; nyeithew +shaww ye go haughtiwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this time is \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +2:4 In that day shaww onye o(>ω<)o t-take up a pawabwe against y-you, and wament +with a dowefuw wamentation, and say, We be u-uttewwy spoiwed: he hath +changed t-the powtion of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: how hath he w-wemoved it fwom me! +tuwnying away he hath d-divided ouw fiewds. + +2-2:5 Thewefowe t-thou shawt have nyonye that shaww cast a cowd by wot in +t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD. + +2:6 Pwophesy ye nyot, say they to t-them that pwophesy: they shaww nyot +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy to t-them, that they shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take shame. + +2-2:7 O-O t-thou that awt nyamed t-the house of Jacob, is t-the spiwit of t-the +WOWD stwaitenyed? awe these his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ d-doings? (^-^*)/ d-do nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds (^-^*)/ d-do g-good to him +that w-wawketh upwightwy? 2:8 Even of w-wate o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe is wisen up as an +e-enyemy: ye puww off t-the w-wobe with t-the gawment fwom t-them that pass by +s-secuwewy as men avewse fwom waw. + +2-2:9 The w-women of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe have ye cast out fwom theiw pweasant +houses; fwom theiw chiwdwen have ye taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +2:10 Awise ye, and depawt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is nyot youw west: because it is +powwuted, it shaww d-destwoy y-you, even with a sowe destwuction. + +2-2:11 If a man wawking in t-the spiwit and f-fawsehood (^-^*)/ d-do wie, s-saying, I +wiww ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto thee of winye and of stwong dwink; he shaww even be +t-the pwophet of this peopwe. + +2:12 I wiww suwewy assembwe, O-O Jacob, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of thee; I wiww suwewy +gathew t-the wemnyant of I-Iswaew; I wiww put t-them togethew as t-the sheep of +Bozwah, as t-the fwock in t-the m-midst of theiw fowd: they shaww make gweat +(＃`Д´) n-nyoise by w-weason of t-the muwtitude of m-men. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 The bweakew is come up befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: they have bwoken up, and have +passed thwough t-the gate, and awe gonye out by i-it: and theiw king shaww +pass befowe t-them, and t-the WOWD on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of them. + +3-3:1 And I said, Heaw, I p-pway y-you, O-O heads of Jacob, and ye pwinces of +t-the house of I-Iswaew; Is it nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to knyow judgment? 3:2 Who hate +t-the g-good, and wove t-the eviw; who pwuck off theiw skin fwom off t-them, +and theiw fwesh fwom off theiw bonyes; 3-3:3 Who awso e-eat t-the fwesh of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +p-peopwe, and fway theiw skin fwom off t-them; and they bweak theiw bonyes, +and chop t-them in p-pieces, as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pot, and as fwesh within t-the +cawdwon. + +3:4 T-Then shaww they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the WOWD, but he wiww nyot h-heaw (=`ω´=) t-them: he +wiww even hide his f-face fwom t-them a-at that time, as they have behaved +themsewves iww in theiw doings. + +3:5 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying t-the pwophets that make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe +eww, that bite with theiw t-teeth, and cwy, Peace; and he that putteth +nyot into theiw m-mouths, they even p-pwepawe waw against h-him. + +3-3:6 Thewefowe nyight shaww be u-unto y-you, that ye shaww nyot have a +vision; and it shaww be dawk u-unto y-you, that ye shaww nyot d-divinye; and +t-the sun shaww go down o-ovew t-the pwophets, and t-the day shaww be dawk +o-ovew them. + +3:7 T-Then shaww t-the seews be a-ashamed, and t-the divinyews confounded: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +they shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww covew theiw wips; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo answew of God. + +3:8 But t-twuwy I am f-fuww of p-powew by t-the spiwit of t-the WOWD, and of +j-judgment, and of might, to decwawe u-unto J-Jacob his twansgwession, and +to Iswaew his sin. + +3-3:9 Heaw this, I p-pway y-you, ye heads of t-the house of Jacob, and pwinces +of t-the house of I-Iswaew, that abhow j-judgment, and pewvewt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww equity. + +3:10 They buiwd up Zion with bwood, and Jewusawem with inyiquity. + +3:11 The heads theweof j-judge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wewawd, and t-the pwiests theweof t-teach +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-hiwe, and t-the pwophets theweof divinye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-monyey: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww they +wean upon t-the WOWD, and say, Is nyot t-the WOWD among us? nyonye eviw c-can +come upon us. + +3:12 Thewefowe shaww Zion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sake be pwowed as a fiewd, and +Jewusawem shaww become heaps, and t-the mountain of t-the house as t-the +high pwaces of t-the fowest. + +4:1 But in t-the wast days it shaww come to pass, that t-the mountain of +t-the house of t-the WOWD shaww be estabwished in t-the top of t-the +mountains, and it shaww be exawted a-above t-the hiwws; and peopwe shaww +fwow u-unto it. + +4-4:2 And many nyations shaww come, and say, Come, and wet us go up to +t-the mountain of t-the WOWD, and to t-the house of t-the God of Jacob; and he +wiww t-teach us of his ways, and we wiww wawk in his paths: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw +shaww go fowth of Zion, and t-the wowd of t-the WOWD fwom Jewusawem. + +4:3 And he shaww j-judge among many p-peopwe, and webuke stwong nyations +afaw off; and they shaww beat theiw swowds into pwowshawes, and theiw +speaws into p-pwunyinghooks: nyation shaww nyot wift up a s-swowd against +nyation, nyeithew shaww they weawn waw any mowe. + +4-4:4 But they shaww sit {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man undew his vinye and undew his fig +twee; and nyonye shaww make t-them afwaid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mouth of t-the WOWD of +hosts hath spoken it. + +4-4:5 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe wiww wawk {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in t-the nyame of his (・_・ヾ g-god, and we +wiww wawk in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +4:6 In that day, saith t-the WOWD, wiww I assembwe hew that hawteth, and +I wiww gathew hew that is dwiven (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and hew that I have affwicted; +4:7 And I wiww make hew that hawted a wemnyant, and hew that w-was cast +faw off a stwong (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: and t-the WOWD shaww weign o-ovew t-them in mount +Zion fwom hencefowth, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +4-4:8 And thou, O-O towew of t-the f-fwock, t-the stwong h-howd of t-the daughtew of +Zion, u-unto thee shaww it come, even t-the fiwst dominyion; t-the kingdom +shaww come to t-the daughtew of Jewusawem. + +4:9 Nyow why d-dost t-thou (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out a-awoud? is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo king in thee? is thy +counsewwow pewished? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs have taken thee as a woman in twavaiw. + +4:10 (☆▽☆) B-Be in p-pain, and wabouw to bwing fowth, O-O daughtew of Zion, w-wike a +woman in twavaiw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow shawt t-thou go fowth out of t-the city, and +t-thou shawt dweww in t-the fiewd, and t-thou shawt go even to (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shawt t-thou be d-dewivewed; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the WOWD shaww wedeem thee fwom +t-the hand of thinye enyemies. + +4:11 Nyow awso many nyations awe gathewed against thee, that say, Wet +hew be defiwed, and wet ouw eye wook upon Z-Zion. + +4:12 But they knyow nyot t-the thoughts of t-the WOWD, nyeithew undewstand +they his counsew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww gathew t-them as t-the sheaves into t-the +fwoow. + +4:13 Awise and t-thwesh, O-O daughtew of Z-Zion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww make thinye (・_・ヾ h-hown +i-iwon, and I wiww make thy hoofs bwass: and t-thou shawt beat in pieces +many peopwe: and I wiww consecwate theiw gain u-unto t-the WOWD, and theiw +s-substance u-unto t-the Wowd of t-the w-whowe eawth. + +5:1 Nyow gathew t-thysewf in twoops, O-O daughtew of twoops: he hath w-waid +s-siege against us: they shaww smite t-the j-judge of Iswaew with a wod upon +t-the cheek. + +5-5:2 But thou, >_> B-Bethwehem Ephwatah, t-though t-thou be ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe among t-the +thousands of Judah, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet out of thee shaww he come fowth u-unto m-me that +is to be wuwew in I-Iswaew; whose goings fowth have b-been fwom of o-owd, +fwom evewwasting. + +5:3 Thewefowe wiww he g-give t-them up, untiw t-the time that she which +t-twavaiweth hath b-bwought fowth: t-then t-the wemnyant of his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen shaww +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +5:4 And he shaww stand and feed in t-the stwength of t-the WOWD, in t-the +m-majesty of t-the nyame of t-the WOWD his God; and they shaww abide: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow +shaww he be gweat u-unto t-the ends of t-the eawth. + +5:5 And this man shaww be t-the p-peace, when t-the Assywian shaww come into +ouw wand: and when he shaww twead in ouw pawaces, t-then shaww we w-waise +against him seven shephewds, and eight pwincipaw m-men. + +5:6 And they shaww waste t-the wand of Assywia with t-the swowd, and t-the +wand of Nyimwod in t-the entwances theweof: thus shaww he d-dewivew us fwom +t-the Assywian, when he cometh into ouw wand, and when he tweadeth +within ouw bowdews. + +5:7 And t-the wemnyant of J-Jacob shaww be in t-the m-midst of many peopwe as a +dew fwom t-the WOWD, as t-the showews upon t-the gwass, that tawwieth nyot +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, (=`ω´=) n-nyow waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sons of m-men. + +5:8 And t-the wemnyant of J-Jacob shaww be among t-the G-Gentiwes in t-the m-midst +of many peopwe as a w-wion among t-the b-beasts of t-the f-fowest, as a young +w-wion among t-the f-fwocks of sheep: who, if he go thwough, both tweadeth +down, and teaweth in p-pieces, and nyonye c-can dewivew. + +5:9 T-Thinye hand shaww be w-wifted up upon thinye advewsawies, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +thinye enyemies shaww be cut off. + +5:10 And it shaww come to pass in that day, saith t-the WOWD, that I +wiww cut off thy howses out of t-the m-midst of thee, and I wiww d-destwoy +thy chawiots: 5:11 And I wiww cut off t-the c-cities of thy wand, and +thwow down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy stwong howds: 5:12 And I wiww cut off witchcwafts +out of thinye hand; and t-thou shawt have nyo mowe soothsayews: 5-5:13 Thy +gwaven images awso wiww I cut off, and thy standing images out of t-the +m-midst of thee; and t-thou shawt nyo mowe w-wowship t-the wowk of thinye hands. + +5:14 And I wiww pwuck up thy gwoves out of t-the m-midst of t-thee: so wiww +I d-destwoy thy cities. + +5:15 And I wiww execute vengeance in angew and fuwy upon t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, +such as they have nyot h-heawd. + +6-6:1 Heaw ye nyow what t-the WOWD saith; Awise, contend t-thou befowe t-the +mountains, and wet t-the hiwws h-heaw thy voice. + +6:2 Heaw ye, O-O mountains, t-the WOWD's contwovewsy, and ye stwong +foundations of t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath a contwovewsy with his +p-peopwe, and he wiww pwead with Iswaew. + +6:3 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, what have I donye u-unto thee? and whewein have I +weawied thee? t-testify against me. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Fow I b-bwought thee up out of t-the wand of Egypt, and wedeemed thee +out of t-the house of sewvants; and I sent befowe thee Moses, Aawon, and +M-Miwiam. + +6:5 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew nyow what Bawak king of Moab c-consuwted, and +what Bawaam t-the son of Beow answewed him fwom Shittim u-unto Giwgaw; +that ye may knyow t-the wighteousnyess of t-the WOWD. + +6:6 Whewewith shaww I come befowe t-the WOWD, and bow mysewf befowe t-the +high God? shaww I come befowe him with buwnt offewings, with cawves of +a yeaw owd? 6:7 W-Wiww t-the WOWD be pweased with thousands of wams, ow +with t-ten thousands of (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of o-oiw? shaww I g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiwstbown (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +twansgwession, t-the fwuit of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw? 6:8 He +hath shewed thee, O-O ^.^ m-man, what is good; and what doth t-the WOWD wequiwe +of thee, but to (^-^*)/ d-do justwy, and to wove m-mewcy, and to wawk humbwy with +thy God? 6:9 The WOWD's voice cwieth u-unto t-the city, and t-the man of +wisdom shaww s-see thy nyame: h-heaw ye t-the wod, and who hath appointed it. + +6:10 Awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the tweasuwes of w-wickednyess in t-the house of t-the +w-wicked, and t-the s-scant measuwe that is abominyabwe? 6:11 Shaww I count +t-them puwe with t-the wicked b-bawances, and with t-the bag of deceitfuw +weights? 6:12 Fow t-the wich men theweof awe f-fuww of viowence, and t-the +i-inhabitants theweof have spoken w-wies, and theiw tongue is deceitfuw in +theiw mouth. + +6:13 Thewefowe awso wiww I make thee sick in s-smiting thee, in making +thee desowate because of thy sins. + +6:14 T-Thou shawt eat, but nyot be satisfied; and thy c-casting down shaww +be in t-the m-midst of thee; and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take howd, but shawt nyot +dewivew; and that which t-thou d-dewivewest wiww I g-give up to t-the swowd. + +6:15 T-Thou shawt ( ~*-*)~ s-sow, but t-thou shawt nyot weap; t-thou shawt twead t-the +owives, but t-thou shawt nyot anyoint thee with oiw; and sweet winye, but +shawt nyot dwink winye. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Fow t-the s-statutes of O-Omwi awe kept, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of t-the house +of Ahab, and ye wawk in theiw counsews; that I shouwd make thee a +desowation, and t-the i-inhabitants theweof an h-hissing: thewefowe ye shaww +beaw t-the wepwoach of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +7:1 Woe is me! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am as when they have gathewed t-the summew fwuits, +as t-the gwapegweanyings of t-the vintage: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo c-cwustew to eat: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +souw desiwed t-the fiwstwipe fwuit. + +7:2 The g-good man is pewished out of t-the eawth: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye +upwight among m-men: they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wie in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwood; they hunt {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +his b-bwothew with a nyet. + +7-7:3 That they may (^-^*)/ d-do eviw with both h-hands eawnyestwy, t-the pwince +asketh, and t-the j-judge asketh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wewawd; and t-the gweat ^.^ m-man, he +utteweth his mischievous desiwe: so they wwap it (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +7:4 The best of t-them is as a b-bwiew: t-the most upwight is shawpew than a +thown hedge: t-the day of thy w-watchmen and thy visitation (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; nyow +shaww be theiw pewpwexity. + +7:5 Twust ye nyot in a fwiend, put ye nyot confidence in a guide: keep +t-the doows of thy mouth fwom hew that wieth in thy bosom. + +7:6 Fow t-the son dishonyouweth t-the fathew, t-the daughtew wiseth up +against hew mothew, t-the daughtew in (☆▽☆) w-waw against hew mothew in waw; a +man's enyemies awe t-the men of his own house. + +7-7:7 Thewefowe I wiww wook u-unto t-the WOWD; I wiww wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sawvation: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God wiww h-heaw me. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Wejoice nyot against me, O-O minye e-enyemy: when I faww, I shaww awise; +when I sit in dawknyess, t-the WOWD shaww be a wight u-unto me. + +7:9 I wiww beaw t-the indignyation of t-the WOWD, because I have sinnyed +against him, untiw he pwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause, and execute j-judgment (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: he +wiww bwing m-me fowth to t-the wight, and I shaww (x_x)V b-behowd his +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +7:10 T-Then she that is minye enyemy shaww s-see it, and shame shaww covew +hew which said u-unto me, Whewe is t-the WOWD thy God? minye eyes shaww +(x_x)V b-behowd hew: nyow shaww she be twodden down as t-the miwe of t-the stweets. + +7:11 In t-the day that thy wawws awe to be buiwt, in that day shaww t-the +decwee be faw wemoved. + +7:12 In that day awso he shaww come even to thee fwom A-Assywia, and +fwom t-the f-fowtified cities, and fwom t-the fowtwess even to t-the wivew, +and fwom sea to sea, and fwom mountain to mountain. + +7:13 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the wand shaww be desowate because of t-them that +dweww thewein, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fwuit of theiw doings. + +7:14 F-Feed thy peopwe with thy wod, t-the fwock of thinye h-hewitage, which +dweww sowitawiwy in t-the wood, in t-the m-midst of Cawmew: wet t-them feed in +Bashan and Giwead, as in t-the days of owd. + +7:15 Accowding to t-the days of thy coming out of t-the wand of Egypt wiww +I s-shew u-unto him mawvewwous things. + +7:16 The nyations shaww s-see and be confounded a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw might: they +shaww way theiw hand upon theiw mouth, theiw eaws shaww be deaf. + +7:17 They shaww wick t-the dust w-wike a s-sewpent, they shaww move out of +theiw o(≧▽≦)o h-howes w-wike wowms of t-the eawth: they shaww be afwaid of t-the WOWD +ouw G-God, and shaww f-feaw because of thee. + +7:18 Who is a God w-wike u-unto thee, that pawdonyeth inyiquity, and passeth +by t-the twansgwession of t-the wemnyant of his hewitage? he wetainyeth nyot +his angew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, because he (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth in mewcy. + +xDD 7-7:19 He wiww tuwn again, he wiww have compassion upon us; he wiww +subdue ouw inyiquities; and t-thou wiwt cast (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-sins into t-the +depths of t-the sea. + +7:20 T-Thou wiwt pewfowm t-the twuth to Jacob, and t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy to A-Abwaham, +which t-thou hast swown u-unto ouw f-fathews fwom t-the days of owd. + + + + +Nyahum + + +1:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of Nyinyeveh. The book of t-the vision of Nyahum t-the E-Ewkoshite. + +1:2 God is jeawous, and t-the WOWD wevengeth; t-the WOWD w-wevengeth, and is +fuwious; t-the WOWD wiww o(>ω<)o t-take vengeance on his advewsawies, and he +wesewveth wwath (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his enyemies. + +1:3 The WOWD is swow to angew, and gweat in p-powew, and wiww nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +acquit t-the wicked: t-the WOWD hath his w-way in t-the whiwwwind and in t-the +stowm, and t-the cwouds awe t-the dust of his feet. + +1:4 He webuketh t-the sea, and m-maketh it dwy, and dwieth up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wivews: Bashan wanguisheth, and Cawmew, and t-the fwowew of Webanyon +w-wanguisheth. + +1:5 The mountains q-quake a-at him, and t-the hiwws mewt, and t-the eawth is +buwnyed a-at his pwesence, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the wowwd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dweww thewein. + +1-1:6 Who c-can stand befowe his i-indignyation? and who c-can abide in t-the +fiewcenyess of his (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-angew? his fuwy is pouwed out w-wike f-fiwe, and t-the +wocks awe thwown down by h-him. + +1:7 The WOWD is g-good, a stwong h-howd in t-the day of twoubwe; and he +k-knyoweth t-them that t-twust in h-him. + +1:8 But with an ovewwunnying fwood he wiww make an uttew end of t-the +pwace t-theweof, and dawknyess shaww puwsue his enyemies. + +1-1:9 What (^-^*)/ d-do ye imaginye against t-the WOWD? he wiww make an uttew end: +affwiction shaww nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise up t-the second ^w^ t-time. + +1:10 Fow whiwe they be fowden togethew as thowns, and whiwe they awe +dwunken as dwunkawds, they shaww be devouwed as s-stubbwe fuwwy dwy. + +1:11 Thewe is onye come out of thee, that imaginyeth eviw against t-the +WOWD, a wicked counsewwow. + +1:12 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Though they be quiet, and wikewise many, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +thus shaww they be cut down, when he shaww pass thwough. Though I have +affwicted thee, I wiww affwict thee nyo mowe. + +1:13 Fow nyow wiww I bweak his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off thee, and wiww buwst thy +bonds in sundew. + +1:14 And t-the WOWD hath given a commandment c-concewnying thee, that nyo +mowe of thy nyame be sown: out of t-the house of thy gods wiww I cut off +t-the gwaven i-image and t-the mowten image: I wiww make thy gwave; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +awt viwe. + +1:15 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd upon t-the mountains t-the feet of him that bwingeth g-good +tidings, that pubwisheth peace! O-O Judah, keep thy sowemn feasts, +pewfowm thy vows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wicked shaww nyo mowe pass thwough thee; he +is u-uttewwy cut off. + +2:1 He that dasheth in pieces is come up befowe thy f-face: keep t-the +(-ω-、) m-munyition, watch t-the way, make thy woins stwong, fowtify thy p-powew +m-mightiwy. + +2:2 Fow t-the WOWD hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away t-the excewwency of Jacob, as t-the +excewwency of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the emptiews have emptied t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and +mawwed theiw vinye bwanches. + +2-2:3 The shiewd of his mighty men is m-made wed, t-the v-vawiant men awe in +scawwet: t-the chawiots shaww be with fwaming towches in t-the day of his +p-pwepawation, and t-the fiw twees shaww be tewwibwy shaken. + +2:4 The chawiots shaww wage in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, they shaww justwe onye +against anyothew in t-the bwoad ways: they shaww seem w-wike towches, they +shaww w-wun w-wike t-the wightnyings. + +2-2:5 He shaww wecount his w-wowthies: they shaww stumbwe in theiw wawk; +they shaww make haste to t-the waww t-theweof, and t-the defence shaww be +pwepawed. + +2:6 The gates of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews shaww be openyed, and t-the pawace shaww be +d-dissowved. + +2-2:7 And Huzzab shaww be w-wed away captive, she shaww be b-bwought up, and +hew maids shaww wead hew as with t-the voice of doves, tabewing upon +theiw bweasts. + +2:8 But Nyinyeveh is of o-owd w-wike a poow of watew: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they shaww fwee +away. + +S-Stand, stand, shaww they cwy; but nyonye shaww wook back. + +2-2:9 Take ye t-the spoiw of s-siwvew, o(>ω<)o t-take t-the spoiw of gowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyonye end of t-the stowe and gwowy out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pweasant fuwnyituwe. + +2:10 She is e-empty, and void, and waste: and t-the heawt mewteth, and t-the +k-knyees smite togethew, and m-much pain is in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-woins, and t-the faces of +t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gathew bwacknyess. + +2-2:11 Whewe is t-the dwewwing of t-the wions, and t-the feedingpwace of t-the +young wions, whewe t-the wion, even t-the o-owd wion, wawked, and t-the wion's +(>_<) w-whewp, and nyonye m-made t-them afwaid? 2:12 The w-wion did teaw in pieces +e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his whewps, and stwangwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wionyesses, and fiwwed his +o(≧▽≦)o h-howes with pwey, and his dens with wavin. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Behowd, I am against thee, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and I wiww +buwn hew chawiots in t-the smoke, and t-the s-swowd shaww devouw thy young +wions: and I wiww cut off thy pwey fwom t-the eawth, and t-the voice of +thy m-messengews shaww nyo mowe be h-heawd. + +3-3:1 Woe to t-the bwoody city! it is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fuww of wies and wobbewy; t-the +pwey depawteth n-nyot; 3:2 The (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a whip, and t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the +(*^.^*) w-wattwing of t-the wheews, and of t-the pwansing howses, and of t-the jumping +c-chawiots. + +3-3:3 The h-howseman wifteth up both t-the bwight s-swowd and t-the (*・ω・)ﾉ g-gwittewing +s-speaw: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a muwtitude of swain, and a gweat (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of +cawcases; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye end of theiw (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *shuffles closer* c-cowpses; they stumbwe upon +theiw cowpses: 3:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the muwtitude of t-the whowedoms of t-the +wewwfavouwed h-hawwot, t-the mistwess of witchcwafts, that sewweth nyations +thwough hew whowedoms, and famiwies thwough hew w-witchcwafts. + +3:5 Behowd, I am against thee, saith t-the WOWD of hosts; and I wiww +discovew thy (=^‥^=) s-skiwts upon thy face, and I wiww s-shew t-the nyations thy +n-nyakednyess, and t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms thy shame. + +3-3:6 And I wiww cast abominyabwe fiwth upon thee, and make thee viwe, +and wiww s-set thee as a gazingstock. + +3:7 And it shaww come to pass, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wook upon thee shaww +fwee fwom thee, and say, Nyinyeveh is w-waid waste: who wiww bemoan h-hew? +whence shaww I seek comfowtews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee? 3:8 Awt t-thou bettew than +popuwous Nyo, that w-was s-situate among t-the wivews, that h-had t-the watews +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about it, whose wampawt w-was t-the sea, and hew waww w-was fwom t-the +sea? 3-3:9 E-Ethiopia and Egypt wewe hew stwength, and it w-was infinyite; +Put and W-Wubim wewe thy h-hewpews. + +3:10 Y-Yet w-was she cawwied away, she went into captivity: hew young +chiwdwen awso wewe dashed in pieces a-at t-the top of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stweets: and +they cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew honyouwabwe men, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew gweat men wewe +b-bound in (*^.^*) c-chains. + +3:11 T-Thou awso shawt be dwunken: t-thou shawt be hid, t-thou awso shawt +seek stwength because of t-the enyemy. + +3:12 Aww thy stwong howds shaww be w-wike fig twees with t-the fiwstwipe +figs: if they be s-shaken, they shaww even faww into t-the mouth of t-the +e-eatew. + +3:13 Behowd, thy peopwe in t-the m-midst of thee awe (-ω-、) w-women: t-the gates of +thy wand shaww be s-set wide open u-unto thinye e-enyemies: t-the fiwe shaww +devouw thy baws. + +3:14 Dwaw thee watews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-siege, fowtify thy stwong howds: go into +c-cway, and twead t-the mowtew, make stwong t-the b-bwickkiwn. + +3:15 Thewe shaww t-the fiwe devouw thee; t-the s-swowd shaww cut thee off, +it shaww e-eat thee up w-wike t-the cankewwowm: make t-thysewf many as t-the +cankewwowm, make t-thysewf many as t-the wocusts. + +3:16 T-Thou hast m-muwtipwied thy mewchants a-above t-the staws of heaven: t-the +cankewwowm spoiweth, and fweeth away. + +3:17 Thy c-cwownyed awe as t-the wocusts, and thy captains as t-the gweat +gwasshoppews, which camp in t-the hedges in t-the cowd day, but when t-the +sun awiseth they fwee away, and theiw pwace is nyot knyown whewe they +awe. + +3:18 Thy shephewds (　･ω･)☞ s-swumbew, O-O king of Assywia: thy nyobwes shaww dweww +in t-the dust: thy peopwe is scattewed upon t-the mountains, and nyo man +gatheweth them. + +3:19 Thewe is nyo (☆ω☆) h-heawing of thy bwuise; thy wound is gwievous: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that h-heaw t-the bwuit of thee shaww cwap t-the h-hands o-ovew t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow upon +whom hath nyot thy w-wickednyess passed (^人^) c-continyuawwy? + + + + +H-Habakkuk + + +1:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden which H-Habakkuk t-the pwophet did see. + +1:2 O-O WOWD, how wong shaww I cwy, and t-thou wiwt nyot heaw! even (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out +u-unto thee of viowence, and t-thou wiwt nyot save! 1:3 Why d-dost t-thou s-shew +m-me inyiquity, and c-cause m-me to (x_x)V b-behowd g-gwievance? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-spoiwing and +viowence awe befowe me: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe that w-waise up stwife and +contention. + +1:4 Thewefowe t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is swacked, and j-judgment doth nyevew go fowth: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wicked doth compass about t-the w-wighteous; thewefowe w-wwong +j-judgment pwoceedeth. + +1:5 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd ye among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and wegawd, and wondew m-mawvewouswy: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww wowk a wowk in youw days which ye wiww nyot b-bewieve, t-though +it be towd you. + +1-1:6 Fow, wo, I w-waise up t-the C-Chawdeans, that bittew and hasty nyation, +which shaww m-mawch thwough t-the bweadth of t-the wand, to possess t-the +dwewwingpwaces that awe nyot theiw's. + +1:7 They awe t-tewwibwe and dweadfuw: theiw j-judgment and theiw dignyity +shaww pwoceed of themsewves. + +1:8 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw howses awso awe swiftew than t-the weopawds, and awe mowe +fiewce than t-the evenying wowves: and theiw howsemen shaww spwead +themsewves, and theiw howsemen shaww come fwom faw; they shaww fwy as +t-the eagwe that hasteth to eat. + +1-1:9 They shaww come (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow viowence: theiw faces shaww sup up as t-the +east wind, and they shaww gathew t-the captivity as t-the sand. + +1:10 And they shaww s-scoff a-at t-the kings, and t-the pwinces shaww be a +s-scown u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: they shaww dewide {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stwong howd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww +heap dust, and o(>ω<)o t-take it. + +1:11 T-Then shaww his mind change, and he shaww pass ovew, and offend, +imputing this his p-powew u-unto his god. + +1:12 Awt t-thou nyot fwom evewwasting, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, minye Howy Onye? we +shaww nyot die. O-O WOWD, t-thou hast o-owdainyed t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow judgment; and, O-O +mighty G-God, t-thou hast estabwished t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cowwection. + +1:13 T-Thou awt of puwew eyes than to (x_x)V b-behowd eviw, and c-canst nyot wook on +i-inyiquity: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe uWu w-wookest t-thou upon t-them that d-deaw tweachewouswy, +and howdest thy tongue when t-the wicked devouweth t-the man that is mowe +wighteous than o(>< )o h-he? 1:14 And makest men as t-the fishes of t-the sea, as +t-the c-cweeping things, that have nyo wuwew o-ovew them? 1:15 They o(>ω<)o t-take up +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them with t-the angwe, they catch t-them in theiw nyet, and gathew +t-them in theiw dwag: thewefowe they wejoice and awe g-gwad. + +1:16 Thewefowe they sacwifice u-unto theiw nyet, and buwn i-incense u-unto +theiw dwag; because by t-them theiw powtion is fat, and theiw meat +pwenteous. + +1:17 Shaww they thewefowe empty theiw nyet, and nyot spawe continyuawwy +to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the nyations? 2:1 I wiww stand upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my watch, and s-set m-me upon +t-the towew, and wiww watch to s-see what he wiww say u-unto me, and what I +shaww answew when I am wepwoved. + +2:2 And t-the WOWD answewed me, and said, Wwite t-the vision, and make it +pwain upon tabwes, that he may w-wun that weadeth it. + +2-2:3 Fow t-the vision is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an appointed time, but a-at t-the end it +shaww speak, and nyot wie: t-though it tawwy, wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it; because it +wiww suwewy come, it wiww nyot ~(>_<~) *hugs tightly* t-tawwy. + +2:4 Behowd, his souw which is w-wifted up is nyot upwight in him: but t-the +just shaww wive by his faith. + +2-2:5 Y-Yea awso, because he t-twansgwesseth by winye, he is a pwoud ^.^ m-man, +nyeithew keepeth a-at home, who enwawgeth his d-desiwe as heww, and is as +d-death, and c-cannyot be satisfied, but gatheweth u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, +and heapeth u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe: 2:6 Shaww nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these o(>ω<)o t-take up a +pawabwe against him, and a taunting pwovewb against him, and say, Woe +to him that incweaseth that which is nyot his! how wong? and to him +that w-wadeth himsewf with thick c-cway! 2-2:7 Shaww they nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise up +suddenwy that shaww bite thee, and awake that shaww v-vex thee, and t-thou +shawt be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow booties u-unto them? 2:8 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast spoiwed many +n-nyations, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of t-the peopwe shaww spoiw thee; because of +men's bwood, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the viowence of t-the wand, of t-the city, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that dweww thewein. + +2-2:9 Woe to him that c-coveteth an eviw covetousnyess to his h-house, that +he may s-set his (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest on high, that he may be dewivewed fwom t-the p-powew +of e-eviw! 2:10 T-Thou hast c-consuwted shame to thy house by cutting off +many p-peopwe, and hast sinnyed against thy souw. + +2-2:11 Fow t-the stonye shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out of t-the waww, and t-the b-beam out of t-the +timbew shaww answew it. + +2:12 Woe to him that buiwdeth a t-town with bwood, and s-stabwisheth a +city by x3 i-inyiquity! (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Behowd, is it nyot of t-the WOWD of hosts that +t-the peopwe shaww wabouw in t-the vewy f-fiwe, and t-the peopwe shaww weawy +themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vewy vanyity? 2:14 Fow t-the eawth shaww be fiwwed with +t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD, as t-the watews covew t-the sea. + +2:15 Woe u-unto him that giveth his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw dwink, that puttest thy +bottwe to him, and makest him dwunken awso, that t-thou mayest wook on +theiw nyakednyess! 2:16 T-Thou awt fiwwed with shame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gwowy: dwink +t-thou awso, and wet thy foweskin be uncovewed: t-the cup of t-the WOWD's +wight hand shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto thee, and shamefuw spewing shaww be on +thy gwowy. + +2:17 Fow t-the viowence of Webanyon shaww covew thee, and t-the spoiw of +beasts, which m-made t-them afwaid, because of men's bwood, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +viowence of t-the wand, of t-the city, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dweww thewein. + +2:18 What pwofiteth t-the gwaven i-image that t-the makew theweof hath +gwaven it; t-the mowten image, and a teachew of w-wies, that t-the makew of +his wowk t-twusteth thewein, to make dumb idows? 2:19 Woe u-unto him that +saith to t-the wood, A-Awake; to t-the dumb stonye, Awise, it shaww t-teach! +Behowd, it is w-waid o-ovew with gowd and s-siwvew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo bweath +a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the m-midst of it. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But t-the WOWD is in his h-howy tempwe: wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth keep +siwence befowe h-him. + +3-3:1 A-A pwayew of H-Habakkuk t-the pwophet upon S-Shigionyoth. + +3:2 O-O WOWD, I have heawd thy s-speech, and w-was afwaid: O-O WOWD, w-wevive +thy wowk in t-the m-midst of t-the yeaws, in t-the m-midst of t-the yeaws make +k-knyown; in wwath (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew mewcy. + +3-3:3 God came fwom T-Teman, and t-the Howy Onye fwom mount Pawan. Sewah. His +gwowy covewed t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and t-the eawth w-was f-fuww of his pwaise. + +3:4 And his bwightnyess w-was as t-the wight; he h-had howns coming out of +his hand: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was t-the :3 h-hiding of his powew. + +3:5 Befowe him went t-the pestiwence, and b-buwnying coaws went fowth a-at +his feet. + +3-3:6 He stood, and measuwed t-the eawth: he behewd, and (o_O)! d-dwove asundew t-the +nyations; and t-the evewwasting mountains wewe scattewed, t-the pewpetuaw +hiwws did ♡(｡- ω -) *looks at you* b-bow: his ways awe evewwasting. + +3:7 I saw t-the tents of :33 C-Cushan in a-affwiction: and t-the cuwtains of t-the +wand of Midian did t-twembwe. + +3:8 Was t-the WOWD d-dispweased against t-the wivews? w-was thinye angew +against t-the wivews? w-was thy wwath against t-the sea, that t-thou didst +wide upon thinye howses and thy chawiots of sawvation? 3-3:9 Thy bow w-was +m-made quite nyaked, a-accowding to t-the oaths of t-the t-twibes, even thy wowd. +Sewah. T-Thou didst cweave t-the eawth with wivews. + +3:10 The mountains saw thee, and they twembwed: t-the ovewfwowing of t-the +w-watew passed by: t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep uttewed his voice, and w-wifted up his h-hands +on high. + +3:11 The sun and moon s-stood stiww in theiw habitation: a-at t-the wight of +thinye awwows they went, and a-at t-the shinying of thy (*・ω・)ﾉ g-gwittewing speaw. + +3:12 T-Thou didst m-mawch thwough t-the wand in i-indignyation, t-thou didst +t-thwesh t-the heathen in angew. + +3:13 T-Thou wentest fowth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sawvation of thy p-peopwe, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +sawvation with thinye ต(=ω=)ต a-anyointed; t-thou w-woundedst t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head out of t-the +house of t-the w-wicked, by discovewing t-the f-foundation u-unto t-the nyeck. +Sewah. + +3:14 T-Thou didst stwike thwough with his staves t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his +viwwages: they came out as a whiwwwind to scattew me: theiw w-wejoicing +w-was as to devouw t-the poow secwetwy. + +3:15 T-Thou didst wawk thwough t-the sea with thinye howses, thwough t-the +heap of gweat watews. + +3:16 When I heawd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewwy twembwed; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips quivewed a-at t-the voice: +wottennyess entewed into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes, and I twembwed in mysewf, that I +m-might w-west in t-the day of t-twoubwe: when he cometh up u-unto t-the p-peopwe, +he wiww (ノωヽ) i-invade t-them with his twoops. + +3:17 Awthough t-the fig twee shaww nyot b-bwossom, nyeithew shaww fwuit be +in t-the vinyes; t-the wabouw of t-the owive shaww faiw, and t-the fiewds shaww +yiewd nyo meat; t-the fwock shaww be cut off fwom t-the f-fowd, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be nyo hewd in t-the stawws: 3:18 Y-Yet I wiww wejoice in t-the WOWD, I +wiww joy in t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. + +3:19 The WOWD God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, and he wiww make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet w-wike \(★ω★)/ h-hinds' +feet, and he wiww make m-me to wawk upon minye high pwaces. To t-the chief +singew on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-stwinged instwuments. + + + + +Zephanyiah + + +1:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD which came u-unto Zephanyiah t-the son of Cushi, +t-the son of G-Gedawiah, t-the son of Amawiah, t-the son of H-Hizkiah, in t-the +days of Josiah t-the son of A-Amon, king of J-Judah. + +1:2 I wiww u-uttewwy consume (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things fwom off t-the wand, saith t-the +WOWD. + +1:3 I wiww consume man and (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; I wiww consume t-the f-fowws of t-the +heaven, and t-the fishes of t-the sea, and t-the stumbwing bwocks with t-the +wicked: and I wiww cut off man fwom off t-the wand, saith t-the WOWD. + +1:4 I wiww awso s-stwetch out minye hand upon Judah, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +i-inhabitants of Jewusawem; and I wiww cut off t-the wemnyant of Baaw fwom +this pwace, and t-the nyame of t-the Chemawims with t-the pwiests; 1:5 And +t-them that w-wowship t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven upon t-the h-housetops; and t-them that +w-wowship and that sweaw by t-the WOWD, and that sweaw by Mawcham; 1-1:6 And +t-them that awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back fwom t-the WOWD; and those that have nyot +sought t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow enquiwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +1:7 Howd thy peace a-at t-the pwesence of t-the Wowd GOD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of t-the +WOWD is a-at hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath pwepawed a sacwifice, he hath bid +his guests. + +1:8 And it shaww come to pass in t-the day of t-the WOWD's sacwifice, that +I wiww punyish t-the pwinces, and t-the king's c-chiwdwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such as +awe cwothed with s-stwange appawew. + +1-1:9 In t-the same day awso wiww I punyish (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that weap on t-the +t-thweshowd, which fiww theiw mastews' houses with viowence and deceit. + +1:10 And it shaww come to pass in that day, saith t-the WOWD, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy fwom t-the fish gate, and an h-howwing fwom +t-the second, and a gweat cwashing fwom t-the hiwws. + +1:11 Howw, ye i-inhabitants of Maktesh, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the m-mewchant peopwe awe +cut down; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that beaw s-siwvew awe cut off. + +1:12 And it shaww come to pass a-at that time, that I wiww s-seawch +Jewusawem with candwes, and punyish t-the men that awe settwed on theiw +wees: that say in theiw heawt, The WOWD wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, nyeithew wiww +he (^-^*)/ d-do \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +1:13 Thewefowe theiw goods shaww become a booty, and theiw houses a +desowation: they shaww awso buiwd houses, but nyot i-inhabit t-them; and +they shaww pwant vinyeyawds, but nyot dwink t-the winye t-theweof. + +1:14 The gweat day of t-the WOWD is nyeaw, it is nyeaw, and hasteth +g-gweatwy, even t-the voice of t-the day of t-the WOWD: t-the mighty man shaww +(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe bittewwy. + +1:15 That day is a day of wwath, a day of twoubwe and distwess, a day +of wastenyess and desowation, a day of dawknyess and gwoominyess, a day +of cwouds and thick dawknyess, 1:16 A-A day of t-the twumpet and a-awawm +against t-the f-fenced cities, and against t-the high towews. + +1:17 And I wiww bwing d-distwess upon men, that they shaww wawk w-wike +bwind men, because they have sinnyed against t-the WOWD: and theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +shaww be pouwed out as dust, and theiw fwesh as t-the d-dung. + +1:18 N-Nyeithew theiw s-siwvew (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw gowd shaww be abwe to d-dewivew t-them +in t-the day of t-the WOWD's w-wwath; but t-the w-whowe wand shaww be devouwed +by t-the fiwe of his jeawousy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww make even a s-speedy (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-widdance +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that dweww in t-the wand. + +2:1 Gathew youwsewves togethew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, gathew togethew, O-O nyation nyot +desiwed; 2:2 Befowe t-the decwee bwing fowth, befowe t-the day pass as t-the +chaff, befowe t-the fiewce angew of t-the WOWD come upon y-you, befowe t-the +day of t-the WOWD's angew come upon you. + +2-2:3 S-Seek ye t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye meek of t-the eawth, which have wwought his +judgment; seek wighteousnyess, seek meeknyess: it may be ye shaww be hid +in t-the day of t-the WOWD's angew. + +2:4 Fow Gaza shaww be fowsaken, and Ashkewon a desowation: they shaww +dwive out Ashdod a-at t-the nyoon day, and (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon shaww be (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +2-2:5 Woe u-unto t-the i-inhabitants of t-the sea coast, t-the nyation of t-the +C-Chewethites! t-the wowd of t-the WOWD is against you; O-O C-Canyaan, t-the wand +of t-the Phiwistinyes, I wiww even d-destwoy thee, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo +i-inhabitant. + +2:6 And t-the sea coast shaww be dwewwings and c-cottages (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow shephewds, +and fowds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwocks. + +2-2:7 And t-the coast shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemnyant of t-the house of Judah; they +shaww feed theweupon: in t-the houses of Ashkewon shaww they w-wie down in +t-the evenying: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD theiw God shaww v-visit t-them, and tuwn away +theiw captivity. + +2:8 I have heawd t-the wepwoach of M-Moab, and t-the w-weviwings of t-the +chiwdwen of Ammon, wheweby they have wepwoached o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and +m-magnyified themsewves against theiw bowdew. + +2-2:9 Thewefowe as I wive, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, +S-Suwewy Moab shaww be as Sodom, and t-the chiwdwen of Ammon as Gomowwah, +even t-the bweeding of nyettwes, and sawtpits, and a pewpetuaw +desowation: t-the wesidue of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww spoiw t-them, and t-the wemnyant +of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww possess them. + +2:10 This shaww they have (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw pwide, because they have +wepwoached and m-magnyified themsewves against t-the peopwe of t-the WOWD of +hosts. + +2-2:11 The WOWD wiww be t-tewwibwe u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww f-famish (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +gods of t-the eawth; and men shaww w-wowship him, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom his +pwace, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the iswes of t-the heathen. + +2:12 Ye Ethiopians awso, ye shaww be s-swain by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my swowd. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And he wiww s-stwetch out his hand against t-the nyowth, and d-destwoy +Assywia; and wiww make Nyinyeveh a desowation, and dwy w-wike a +wiwdewnyess. + +2:14 And f-fwocks shaww w-wie down in t-the m-midst of hew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts of +t-the n-nyations: both t-the cowmowant and t-the bittewn shaww wodge in t-the +(--_--) u-uppew wintews of it; theiw voice shaww sing in t-the windows; desowation +shaww be in t-the thweshowds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww uncovew t-the cedaw wowk. + +2:15 This is t-the w-wejoicing city that d-dwewt cawewesswy, that said in +hew heawt, I am, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye beside me: how is she become a +desowation, a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow b-beasts to w-wie down in! {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that passeth +by hew shaww hiss, and wag his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3-3:1 Woe to hew that is fiwthy and powwuted, to t-the oppwessing city! +3:2 She obeyed nyot t-the v-voice; she weceived nyot cowwection; she twusted +nyot in t-the WOWD; she dwew nyot (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to hew God. + +3-3:3 Hew pwinces within hew awe woawing wions; hew ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges awe evenying +w-wowves; they gnyaw nyot t-the bonyes tiww t-the mowwow. + +3:4 Hew pwophets awe wight and t-tweachewous pewsons: hew pwiests have +powwuted t-the s-sanctuawy, they have donye viowence to t-the waw. + +3:5 The just WOWD is in t-the m-midst t-theweof; he wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do i-inyiquity: +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying doth he bwing his j-judgment to wight, he faiweth n-nyot; but +t-the unjust k-knyoweth nyo shame. + +3-3:6 I have cut off t-the n-nyations: theiw towews awe d-desowate; I m-made +theiw s-stweets waste, that nyonye passeth by: theiw c-cities awe destwoyed, +so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo ^.^ m-man, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye i-inhabitant. + +3:7 I said, S-Suwewy t-thou wiwt f-feaw me, t-thou wiwt weceive instwuction; +so theiw dwewwing shouwd nyot be cut off, howsoevew I punyished (=`ω´=) t-them: +but they w-wose e-eawwy, and c-cowwupted (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw doings. + +3:8 Thewefowe wait ye upon me, saith t-the WOWD, untiw t-the day that I +(☆ω☆) w-wise up to t-the pwey: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my detewminyation is to gathew t-the n-nyations, +that I may assembwe t-the kingdoms, to p-pouw upon t-them minye i-indignyation, +even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiewce angew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth shaww be devouwed with t-the +fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy. + +3-3:9 Fow t-then wiww I tuwn to t-the peopwe a puwe wanguage, that they may +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww caww upon t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, to sewve him with onye consent. + +3:10 Fwom beyond t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of E-Ethiopia o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (o･ω･o) s-suppwiants, even t-the +daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dispewsed, shaww bwing minye o(>< )o o-offewing. + +3:11 In that day shawt t-thou nyot be a-ashamed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy doings, whewein +t-thou hast twansgwessed against me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away out of +t-the m-midst of thee t-them that wejoice in thy pwide, and t-thou shawt nyo +mowe be haughty because of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain. + +3:12 I wiww awso weave in t-the m-midst of thee an affwicted and poow +p-peopwe, and they shaww t-twust in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. + +3:13 The wemnyant of Iswaew shaww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do inyiquity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow speak w-wies; +nyeithew shaww a deceitfuw tongue be f-found in theiw m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +shaww feed and w-wie down, and nyonye shaww make t-them afwaid. + +3:14 Sing, O-O daughtew of Zion; shout, O-O I-Iswaew; be gwad and wejoice +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heawt, O-O daughtew of Jewusawem. + +3:15 The WOWD hath taken away thy judgments, he hath cast out thinye +e-enyemy: t-the king of I-Iswaew, even t-the WOWD, is in t-the m-midst of t-thee: +t-thou shawt nyot s-see eviw any mowe. + +3:16 In that day it shaww be said to J-Jewusawem, Feaw t-thou nyot: and to +Zion, Wet nyot thinye h-hands be s-swack. + +3:17 The WOWD thy God in t-the m-midst of thee is m-mighty; he wiww save, he +wiww wejoice o-ovew thee with j-joy; he wiww w-west in his wove, he wiww joy +o-ovew thee with s-singing. + +3:18 I wiww gathew t-them that awe sowwowfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sowemn assembwy, +who awe of thee, to whom t-the wepwoach of it w-was a b-buwden. + +3:19 Behowd, a-at that time I wiww undo (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that affwict t-thee: and I +wiww s-save hew that hawteth, and gathew hew that w-was dwiven out; and I +wiww get t-them pwaise and f-fame in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wand whewe they have b-been put +to shame. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time wiww I bwing you again, even in t-the time that I +gathew you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww make you a nyame and a pwaise among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe +of t-the eawth, when I tuwn back youw captivity befowe youw eyes, +saith t-the WOWD. + + + + +Haggai + + +1:1 In t-the second yeaw of Dawius t-the king, in t-the sixth m-month, in t-the +fiwst day of t-the m-month, came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by Haggai t-the +pwophet u-unto (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, govewnyow of Judah, and +to Joshua t-the son of Josedech, t-the high pwiest, s-saying, 1:2 T-Thus +s-speaketh t-the WOWD of hosts, s-saying, This peopwe say, The time is nyot +come, t-the time that t-the WOWD's house shouwd be buiwt. + +1:3 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by Haggai t-the pwophet, s-saying, 1:4 +Is it time (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, O-O ye, to dweww in youw ciewed houses, and this +house w-wie ^w^ w-waste? 1:5 Nyow thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; +Considew youw w-ways. + +1-1:6 Ye have sown ^w^ m-much, and bwing in wittwe; ye eat, but ye have nyot +enyough; ye dwink, but ye awe nyot fiwwed with dwink; ye cwothe y-you, but +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye wawm; and he that eawnyeth wages eawnyeth wages to put it +into a bag with howes. + +1:7 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Considew youw w-ways. + +1:8 Go up to t-the mountain, and bwing wood, and buiwd t-the h-house; and I +wiww o(>ω<)o t-take pweasuwe in it, and I wiww be g-gwowified, saith t-the WOWD. + +1-1:9 Ye wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^w^ m-much, and, wo it came to wittwe; and when ye b-bwought +it home, I did b-bwow upon it. Why? saith t-the WOWD of hosts. (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of +minye house that is waste, and ye w-wun {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his own house. + +1:10 Thewefowe t-the heaven o-ovew you is stayed fwom d-dew, and t-the eawth +is stayed fwom hew fwuit. + +1:11 And I cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a d-dwought upon t-the wand, and upon t-the mountains, +and upon t-the cown, and upon t-the nyew winye, and upon t-the oiw, and upon +that which t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound bwingeth fowth, and upon men, and upon cattwe, +and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wabouw of t-the hands. + +1:12 T-Then (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, and Joshua t-the son of +Josedech, t-the high pwiest, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of t-the p-peopwe, obeyed +t-the voice of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and t-the w-wowds of Haggai t-the pwophet, +as t-the WOWD theiw God h-had sent him, and t-the peopwe did f-feaw befowe t-the +WOWD. + +1:13 T-Then spake Haggai t-the WOWD's messengew in t-the WOWD's message u-unto +t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, I am with y-you, saith t-the WOWD. + +1:14 And t-the WOWD stiwwed up t-the spiwit of (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of +S-Sheawtiew, govewnyow of Judah, and t-the spiwit of Joshua t-the son of +Josedech, t-the high pwiest, and t-the spiwit of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of t-the +peopwe; and they came and did wowk in t-the house of t-the WOWD of hosts, +theiw G-God, 1:15 In t-the fouw and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the sixth m-month, in +t-the second yeaw of Dawius t-the king. + +2:1 In t-the seventh m-month, in t-the onye and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the m-month, +came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by t-the pwophet Haggai, s-saying, 2:2 Speak nyow +to (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, govewnyow of Judah, and to Joshua +t-the son of Josedech, t-the high pwiest, and to t-the wesidue of t-the +p-peopwe, s-saying, 2-2:3 Who is weft among you that saw this house in hew +fiwst gwowy? and how (^-^*)/ d-do ye s-see it nyow? is it nyot in youw eyes in +c-compawison of it as n-nyothing? 2:4 Y-Yet nyow be stwong, O-O Z-Zewubbabew, +saith t-the WOWD; and be stwong, O-O Joshua, son of Josedech, t-the high +pwiest; and be stwong, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe of t-the wand, saith t-the WOWD, and +wowk: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with y-you, saith t-the WOWD of h-hosts: 2-2:5 Accowding to t-the +wowd that I covenyanted with you when ye came out of Egypt, so o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +spiwit wemainyeth among you: f-feaw ye n-nyot. + +2:6 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Y-Yet once, it is a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, +and I wiww s-shake t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and t-the eawth, and t-the sea, and t-the dwy +wand; 2-2:7 And I wiww s-shake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, and t-the d-desiwe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations +shaww c-come: and I wiww fiww this house with gwowy, saith t-the WOWD of +hosts. + +2:8 The s-siwvew is minye, and t-the gowd is minye, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +2-2:9 The gwowy of this wattew house shaww be gweatew than of t-the +fowmew, saith t-the WOWD of h-hosts: and in this pwace wiww I g-give p-peace, +saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +2:10 In t-the fouw and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the nyinth m-month, in t-the second +yeaw of {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by Haggai t-the pwophet, +s-saying, 2-2:11 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Ask nyow t-the pwiests +c-concewnying t-the w-waw, s-saying, 2:12 If onye beaw h-howy fwesh in t-the skiwt +of his gawment, and with his skiwt (^-^*)/ d-do touch bwead, ow pottage, ow +winye, ow oiw, ow any m-meat, shaww it be howy? And t-the pwiests answewed +and said, Nyo. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 T-Then said Haggai, If onye that is uncwean by a dead body touch any +of these, shaww it be uncwean? And t-the pwiests answewed and said, I-It +shaww be uncwean. + +2:14 T-Then answewed Haggai, and said, S-So is this p-peopwe, and so is this +nyation befowe me, saith t-the WOWD; and so is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk of theiw hands; +and that which they offew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is uncwean. + +2:15 And n-nyow, I p-pway y-you, considew fwom this day and upwawd, fwom +befowe a stonye w-was w-waid upon a stonye in t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD: 2:16 +Since those days (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, when onye came to an heap of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty measuwes, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe but ten: when onye came to t-the pwessfat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to d-dwaw out +fifty vessews out of t-the pwess, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe but twenty. + +2:17 I smote you with bwasting and with miwdew and with haiw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wabouws of youw hands; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ye (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot to me, saith t-the WOWD. + +2:18 Considew nyow fwom this day and upwawd, fwom t-the fouw and +(´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the nyinth m-month, even fwom t-the day that t-the +f-foundation of t-the WOWD's tempwe w-was waid, considew it. + +2:19 Is t-the seed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in t-the bawn? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the vinye, and t-the fig +twee, and t-the pomegwanyate, and t-the owive twee, hath nyot b-bwought fowth: +fwom this day wiww I bwess you. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Haggai in t-the fouw and +(´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the m-month, s-saying, 2:21 Speak to Z-Zewubbabew, govewnyow +of Judah, s-saying, I wiww s-shake t-the h-heavens and t-the eawth; 2:22 And I +wiww ovewthwow t-the t-thwonye of kingdoms, and I wiww d-destwoy t-the stwength +of t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; and I wiww ovewthwow t-the c-chawiots, and +those that wide in t-them; and t-the howses and theiw widews shaww come +down, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye by t-the s-swowd of his bwothew. + +2:23 In that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, wiww I o(>ω<)o t-take thee, O-O +Z-Zewubbabew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, saith t-the WOWD, and wiww +make thee as a signyet: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have chosen thee, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + + + + +(*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah + + +1:1 In t-the eighth m-month, in t-the second yeaw of {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, came t-the wowd +of t-the WOWD u-unto Z-Zechawiah, t-the son of Bewechiah, t-the son of Iddo t-the +pwophet, s-saying, 1:2 The WOWD hath b-been sowe d-dispweased with youw +fathews. + +1:3 Thewefowe say t-thou u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; T-Tuwn +ye u-unto me, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and I wiww tuwn u-unto y-you, saith +t-the WOWD of hosts. + +1:4 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye nyot as youw fathews, u-unto whom t-the f-fowmew pwophets have +cwied, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; T-Tuwn ye nyow fwom youw +eviw ways, and fwom youw eviw doings: but they did nyot h-heaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +heawken u-unto me, saith t-the WOWD. + +1:5 Youw fathews, whewe awe they? and t-the pwophets, (^-^*)/ d-do they wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew? 1-1:6 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, which I commanded o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +t-the pwophets, did they nyot o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of youw fathews? and they +wetuwnyed and said, Wike as t-the WOWD of hosts thought to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto u-us, +a-accowding to ouw ways, and a-accowding to ouw doings, so hath he d-deawt +with us. + +1:7 Upon t-the fouw and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the e-eweventh m-month, which is +t-the month Sebat, in t-the second yeaw of {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, came t-the wowd of t-the +WOWD u-unto Z-Zechawiah, t-the son of Bewechiah, t-the son of Iddo t-the +pwophet, s-saying, 1:8 I saw by nyight, and (x_x)V b-behowd a man widing upon a +(⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed h-howse, and he s-stood among t-the m-mywtwe twees that wewe in t-the +bottom; and behind him wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed howses, speckwed, and white. + +1-1:9 T-Then said I, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, what awe these? And t-the angew that t-tawked +with m-me said u-unto me, I wiww s-shew thee what these be. + +1:10 And t-the man that s-stood among t-the m-mywtwe twees answewed and said, +These awe they whom t-the WOWD hath sent to wawk to and fwo thwough t-the +eawth. + +1:11 And they answewed t-the angew of t-the WOWD that s-stood among t-the +m-mywtwe twees, and said, We have wawked to and fwo thwough t-the eawth, +and, b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth sitteth stiww, and is a-at w-west. + +1:12 T-Then t-the angew of t-the WOWD answewed and said, O-O WOWD of hosts, +how wong wiwt t-thou nyot have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on Jewusawem and on t-the c-cities of +Judah, against which t-thou hast h-had indignyation these (o_O)! t-thweescowe and +t-ten y-yeaws? 1:13 And t-the WOWD answewed t-the angew that t-tawked with m-me +with g-good w-wowds and comfowtabwe wowds. + +1:14 S-So t-the angew that communyed with m-me said u-unto me, Cwy thou, +s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; I am jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jewusawem and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Zion with a gweat jeawousy. + +1:15 And I am vewy sowe d-dispweased with t-the heathen that awe a-at e-ease: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I w-was but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe dispweased, and they hewped fowwawd t-the +affwiction. + +1:16 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; I am wetuwnyed to Jewusawem with +mewcies: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house shaww be b-buiwt in it, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and a +winye shaww be stwetched fowth upon Jewusawem. + +1:17 Cwy yet, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; My c-cities thwough +p-pwospewity shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet be spwead abwoad; and t-the WOWD shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet comfowt +Zion, and shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet choose Jewusawem. + +1:18 T-Then w-wifted I up minye eyes, and saw, and (x_x)V b-behowd fouw howns. + +1:19 And I said u-unto t-the angew that t-tawked with me, What be these? And +he answewed me, These awe t-the howns which have scattewed Judah, +I-Iswaew, and Jewusawem. + +1:20 And t-the WOWD shewed m-me fouw ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ c-cawpentews. + +1-1:21 T-Then said I, What come these to do? And he spake, s-saying, These +awe t-the howns which have scattewed Judah, so that nyo man did wift up +his head: but these awe come to f-fway t-them, to cast out t-the howns of +t-the G-Gentiwes, which w-wifted up theiw (・_・ヾ h-hown o-ovew t-the wand of Judah to +scattew it. + +2:1 I w-wifted up minye eyes again, and wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a man with a +measuwing winye in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +2:2 T-Then said I, Whithew goest thou? And he said u-unto me, To measuwe +J-Jewusawem, to s-see what is t-the bweadth t-theweof, and what is t-the wength +t-theweof. + +2-2:3 And, b-behowd, t-the angew that t-tawked with m-me went fowth, and anyothew +angew went out to meet him, 2:4 And said u-unto him, W-Wun, speak to this +young ^.^ m-man, s-saying, Jewusawem shaww be (✧ω✧) i-inhabited as towns without wawws +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of men and cattwe thewein: 2-2:5 Fow I, saith t-the +WOWD, wiww be u-unto hew a waww of fiwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and wiww be t-the +gwowy in t-the m-midst of hew. + +2:6 Ho, h-ho, come fowth, and fwee fwom t-the wand of t-the nyowth, saith t-the +WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have spwead you a-abwoad as t-the fouw w-winds of t-the heaven, +saith t-the WOWD. + +2-2:7 D-Dewivew xDD t-thysewf, O-O Zion, that dwewwest with t-the daughtew of +Babywon. + +2:8 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Aftew t-the gwowy hath he sent m-me +u-unto t-the nyations which spoiwed you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that toucheth you toucheth +t-the appwe of his eye. + +2-2:9 Fow, b-behowd, I wiww s-shake minye hand upon t-them, and they shaww be a +spoiw to theiw sewvants: and ye shaww knyow that t-the WOWD of hosts hath +sent me. + +2:10 Sing and wejoice, O-O daughtew of Z-Zion: fow, wo, I come, and I wiww +dweww in t-the m-midst of thee, saith t-the WOWD. + +2-2:11 And many nyations shaww be j-joinyed to t-the WOWD in that day, and +shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: and I wiww dweww in t-the m-midst of thee, and t-thou +shawt knyow that t-the WOWD of hosts hath sent m-me u-unto thee. + +2:12 And t-the WOWD shaww i-inhewit Judah his powtion in t-the h-howy wand, +and shaww choose Jewusawem again. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 (☆▽☆) B-Be siwent, O-O (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, befowe t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is waised up out +of his h-howy h-habitation. + +3-3:1 And he shewed m-me Joshua t-the high pwiest standing befowe t-the angew +of t-the WOWD, and Satan standing a-at his wight hand to w-wesist h-him. + +3:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, The WOWD webuke thee, O-O Satan; even +t-the WOWD that hath chosen Jewusawem webuke t-thee: is nyot this a bwand +p-pwucked out of t-the f-fiwe? 3-3:3 Nyow Joshua w-was cwothed with fiwthy +gawments, and s-stood befowe t-the angew. + +3:4 And he answewed and spake u-unto those that s-stood befowe him, +s-saying, Take away t-the fiwthy gawments fwom h-him. And u-unto him he said, +Behowd, I have caused thinye i-inyiquity to pass fwom thee, and I wiww +cwothe thee with change of waiment. + +3:5 And I said, Wet t-them s-set a f-faiw mitwe upon his head. S-So they s-set a +f-faiw mitwe upon his head, and cwothed him with (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. And t-the angew +of t-the WOWD s-stood by. + +3-3:6 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD pwotested u-unto Joshua, s-saying, 3:7 T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD of hosts; If t-thou wiwt wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and if t-thou +wiwt keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chawge, t-then t-thou shawt awso j-judge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, and shawt +awso keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couwts, and I wiww g-give thee pwaces to wawk among these +that stand by. + +3:8 Heaw n-nyow, O-O Joshua t-the high pwiest, thou, and thy fewwows that sit +befowe t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe men wondewed at: fow, b-behowd, I wiww bwing +fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant t-the BWANCH. + +3-3:9 Fow (x_x)V b-behowd t-the stonye that I have w-waid befowe J-Joshua; upon onye +stonye shaww be seven eyes: b-behowd, I wiww (*^.^*) *teleports behind you* e-engwave t-the gwaving t-theweof, +saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and I wiww w-wemove t-the i-inyiquity of that wand +in onye d-day. + +3:10 In that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, shaww ye caww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his +(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw undew t-the vinye and undew t-the fig t-twee. + +4:1 And t-the angew that t-tawked with m-me came again, and waked me, as a +man that is w-wakenyed out of his sweep. + +4-4:2 And said u-unto me, What seest thou? And I said, I have wooked, and +(x_x)V b-behowd a c-candwestick (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of gowd, with a boww upon t-the top of it, and +his seven wamps theweon, and seven pipes to t-the seven wamps, which awe +upon t-the top theweof: 4:3 And two owive twees by it, onye upon t-the +wight side of t-the boww, and t-the othew upon t-the weft side t-theweof. + +4-4:4 S-So I answewed and spake to t-the angew that t-tawked with me, s-saying, +What awe these, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? 4-4:5 T-Then t-the angew that t-tawked with m-me +answewed and said u-unto me, Knyowest t-thou nyot what these be? And I said, +Nyo, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. + +4:6 T-Then he answewed and spake u-unto me, s-saying, This is t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD u-unto Z-Zewubbabew, s-saying, Nyot by might, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by p-powew, but by +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +4:7 Who awt thou, O-O gweat mountain? befowe (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-thou shawt +become a pwain: and he shaww bwing fowth t-the headstonye theweof with +shoutings, cwying, Gwace, gwace u-unto it. + +4-4:8 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 4:9 The h-hands +of (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew have w-waid t-the f-foundation of this h-house; his h-hands shaww +awso finyish it; and t-thou shawt knyow that t-the WOWD of hosts hath sent +m-me u-unto you. + +4:10 Fow who hath (>_<) d-despised t-the day of smaww (o^▽^o) t-things? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww +wejoice, and shaww s-see t-the p-pwummet in t-the hand of (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew with +those seven; they awe t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, which w-wun to and fwo +thwough t-the w-whowe eawth. + +4:11 T-Then answewed I, and said u-unto him, What awe these two owive +twees upon t-the wight side of t-the c-candwestick and upon t-the weft side +theweof? 4:12 And I answewed again, and said u-unto him, What be these +two owive bwanches which thwough t-the two gowden pipes empty t-the gowden +oiw out of themsewves? 4:13 And he answewed m-me and said, Knyowest t-thou +nyot what these be? And I said, Nyo, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. + +4:14 T-Then said he, These awe t-the two anyointed onyes, that stand by t-the +WOWD of t-the w-whowe eawth. + +5:1 T-Then I tuwnyed, and w-wifted up minye eyes, and wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a +fwying w-woww. + +5-5:2 And he said u-unto me, What seest thou? And I answewed, I s-see a +fwying woww; t-the wength theweof is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, and t-the bweadth +theweof t-ten cubits. + +5:3 T-Then said he u-unto me, This is t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse that goeth fowth o-ovew t-the +f-face of t-the w-whowe eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that steaweth shaww be cut off +as on this side a-accowding to it; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that s-sweaweth shaww be +cut off as on that side a-accowding to it. + +5:4 I wiww bwing it fowth, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and it shaww entew +into t-the house of t-the thief, and into t-the house of him that s-sweaweth +fawsewy by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: and it shaww wemain in t-the m-midst of his h-house, and +shaww consume it with t-the timbew theweof and t-the s-stonyes t-theweof. + +5:5 T-Then t-the angew that t-tawked with m-me went fowth, and said u-unto me, +W-Wift up nyow thinye eyes, and s-see what is this that goeth f-fowth. + +5:6 And I said, What is it? And he said, This is an ephah that goeth +f-fowth. He said moweovew, This is theiw wesembwance thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +eawth. + +5:7 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was w-wifted up a tawent of wead: and this is a +woman that sitteth in t-the m-midst of t-the ephah. + +5:8 And he said, This is wickednyess. And he cast it into t-the m-midst of +t-the ephah; and he cast t-the w-weight of wead upon t-the mouth t-theweof. + +5:9 T-Then w-wifted I up minye eyes, and wooked, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came +out two (*°▽°*) w-women, and t-the wind w-was in theiw wings; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had w-wings +w-wike t-the w-wings of a stowk: and they w-wifted up t-the ephah b-between t-the +eawth and t-the heaven. + +5:10 T-Then said I to t-the angew that t-tawked with me, Whithew (^-^*)/ d-do these +beaw t-the e-ephah? 5:11 And he said u-unto me, To buiwd it an house in t-the +wand of Shinyaw: and it shaww be estabwished, and s-set (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon hew +own b-base. + +6-6:1 And I tuwnyed, and w-wifted up minye eyes, and wooked, and, b-behowd, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fouw chawiots out fwom b-between two mountains; and t-the +mountains wewe mountains of b-bwass. + +6:2 In t-the fiwst chawiot wewe (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed howses; and in t-the second chawiot +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack howses; 6:3 And in t-the thiwd chawiot white howses; and in t-the +fouwth chawiot gwiswed and bay howses. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 T-Then I answewed and said u-unto t-the angew that t-tawked with me, What +awe these, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? 6:5 And t-the angew answewed and said u-unto me, +These awe t-the fouw s-spiwits of t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, which go fowth fwom +standing befowe t-the WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +6:6 The ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack howses which awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein go fowth into t-the nyowth +countwy; and t-the white go fowth aftew t-them; and t-the gwiswed go fowth +towawd t-the south countwy. + +6:7 And t-the bay went fowth, and sought to go that they m-might wawk to +and fwo thwough t-the eawth: and he said, Get you hence, wawk to and fwo +thwough t-the eawth. S-So they wawked to and fwo thwough t-the eawth. + +6:8 T-Then cwied he upon me, and spake u-unto me, s-saying, Behowd, these +that go towawd t-the nyowth c-countwy have quieted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit in t-the nyowth +countwy. + +6:9 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 6:10 Take of t-them +of t-the c-captivity, even of Hewdai, of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) T-Tobijah, and of Jedaiah, which +awe come fwom Babywon, and come t-thou t-the same day, and go into t-the +house of Josiah t-the son of Zephanyiah; 6:11 T-Then o(>ω<)o t-take s-siwvew and gowd, +and make cwowns, and s-set t-them upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Joshua t-the son of +Josedech, t-the high pwiest; 6:12 And speak u-unto him, s-saying, T-Thus +s-speaketh t-the WOWD of hosts, s-saying, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the man whose nyame is The +BWANCH; and he shaww gwow up out of his pwace, and he shaww buiwd t-the +tempwe of t-the WOWD: 6:13 Even he shaww buiwd t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD; +and he shaww beaw t-the gwowy, and shaww sit and w-wuwe upon his thwonye; +and he shaww be a pwiest upon his thwonye: and t-the counsew of peace +shaww be b-between t-them ♡(｡- ω -) b-both. + +6:14 And t-the cwowns shaww be to Hewem, and to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) T-Tobijah, and to Jedaiah, +and to H-Hen t-the son of OwO Z-Zephanyiah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw in t-the tempwe of t-the +WOWD. + +6:15 And they that awe faw off shaww come and buiwd in t-the tempwe of +t-the WOWD, and ye shaww knyow that t-the WOWD of hosts hath sent m-me u-unto +you. And this shaww come to pass, if ye wiww diwigentwy obey t-the voice +of t-the WOWD youw God. + +7:1 And it came to pass in t-the fouwth yeaw of king {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, that t-the +wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah in t-the fouwth day of t-the nyinth +m-month, even in Chisweu; 7:2 When they h-had sent u-unto t-the house of God +Shewezew and Wegemmewech, and theiw men, to p-pway befowe t-the WOWD, 7-7:3 +And to speak u-unto t-the pwiests which wewe in t-the house of t-the WOWD of +hosts, and to t-the pwophets, s-saying, Shouwd I weep in t-the fifth m-month, +sepawating mysewf, as I have donye these so many y-yeaws? 7:4 T-Then came +t-the wowd of t-the WOWD of hosts u-unto me, s-saying, 7:5 Speak u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe of t-the wand, and to t-the p-pwiests, s-saying, When ye fasted and +mouwnyed in t-the fifth and seventh m-month, even those s-seventy yeaws, did +ye a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fast u-unto me, even to m-me? 7:6 And when ye did eat, and when +ye did dwink, did nyot ye e-eat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves, and dwink (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves? +7-7:7 Shouwd ye nyot h-heaw t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD hath cwied by t-the +f-fowmew pwophets, when Jewusawem w-was (✧ω✧) i-inhabited and in pwospewity, and +t-the c-cities theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about hew, when men (✧ω✧) i-inhabited t-the south and +t-the p-pwain? (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Z-Zechawiah, s-saying, +7:9 T-Thus s-speaketh t-the WOWD of hosts, s-saying, Execute twue j-judgment, +and s-shew (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and compassions {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his bwothew: 7:10 And +o(>ω<)o o-oppwess nyot t-the widow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, t-the s-stwangew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the poow; +and wet nyonye of you imaginye eviw against his b-bwothew in youw heawt. + +7:11 But they wefused to h-heawken, and puwwed away t-the (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and +|･ω･) s-stopped theiw eaws, that they shouwd nyot heaw. + +7:12 Yea, they m-made theiw (x_x)V h-heawts as an adamant stonye, west they shouwd +h-heaw t-the w-waw, and t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD of hosts hath sent in his +spiwit by t-the f-fowmew p-pwophets: thewefowe came a gweat wwath fwom t-the +WOWD of hosts. + +7:13 Thewefowe it is come to pass, that as he cwied, and they w-wouwd +nyot heaw; so they cwied, and I w-wouwd nyot h-heaw, saith t-the WOWD of +h-hosts: 7:14 But I scattewed t-them with a whiwwwind among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +nyations whom they knyew n-nyot. T-Thus t-the wand w-was desowate aftew t-them, +that nyo man passed thwough (=`ω´=) n-nyow wetuwnyed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they w-waid t-the pweasant +wand >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD of hosts came to me, s-saying, 8-8:2 T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD of hosts; I w-was jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Zion with gweat jeawousy, +and I w-was jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew with gweat fuwy. + +8:3 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; I am wetuwnyed u-unto Zion, and wiww dweww in +t-the m-midst of Jewusawem: and Jewusawem shaww be cawwed a city of t-twuth; +and t-the mountain of t-the WOWD of hosts t-the h-howy mountain. + +8:4 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Thewe shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o-owd men and o-owd +w-women dweww in t-the s-stweets of J-Jewusawem, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with his s-staff +in his hand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vewy age. + +8-8:5 And t-the s-stweets of t-the city shaww be f-fuww of b-boys and giwws +pwaying in t-the s-stweets t-theweof. + +8:6 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; If it be mawvewwous in t-the eyes of +t-the wemnyant of this peopwe in these days, shouwd it awso be mawvewwous +in minye eyes? saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +8:7 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Behowd, I wiww s-save o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe fwom +t-the east countwy, and fwom t-the west countwy; 8:8 And I wiww bwing +t-them, and they shaww dweww in t-the m-midst of Jewusawem: and they shaww +be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be theiw G-God, in twuth and in ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +8:9 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Wet youw h-hands be stwong, ye that +h-heaw in these days these w-wowds by t-the mouth of t-the pwophets, which +wewe in t-the day that t-the f-foundation of t-the house of t-the WOWD of hosts +w-was waid, that t-the tempwe m-might be buiwt. + +8-8:10 Fow befowe these days (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo h-hiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any h-hiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any peace to him that went out ow came in +because of t-the a-affwiction: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I s-set (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye against his +nyeighbouw. + +8-8:11 But nyow I wiww nyot be u-unto t-the wesidue of this peopwe as in t-the +f-fowmew days, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +8:12 Fow t-the seed shaww be p-pwospewous; t-the vinye shaww g-give hew f-fwuit, +and t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound shaww g-give hew incwease, and t-the h-heavens shaww g-give +theiw dew; and I wiww c-cause t-the wemnyant of this peopwe to possess (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +these things. + +8-8:13 And it shaww come to pass, that as ye wewe a (O_O;) c-cuwse among t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, O-O house of Judah, and house of I-Iswaew; so wiww I s-save y-you, +and ye shaww be a bwessing: f-feaw nyot, but wet youw h-hands be s-stwong. + +8:14 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; As I thought to punyish y-you, +when youw f-fathews p-pwovoked m-me to wwath, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and I +wepented nyot: 8:15 S-So again have I thought in these days to (^-^*)/ d-do w-weww +u-unto Jewusawem and to t-the house of Judah: f-feaw ye n-nyot. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 These awe t-the things that ye shaww do; Speak ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the +twuth to his nyeighbouw; execute t-the j-judgment of twuth and peace in +youw (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 8:17 And wet nyonye of you imaginye eviw in youw (x_x)V h-heawts +against his nyeighbouw; and wove nyo f-fawse oath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these awe +things that I hate, saith t-the WOWD. + +8-8:18 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD of hosts came u-unto me, s-saying, 8-8:19 T-Thus +saith t-the WOWD of hosts; The fast of t-the fouwth m-month, and t-the fast of +t-the fifth, and t-the fast of t-the seventh, and t-the fast of t-the tenth, +shaww be to t-the house of Judah joy and gwadnyess, and c-cheewfuw feasts; +thewefowe wove t-the twuth and p-peace. + +8:20 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; I-It shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come to pass, that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come p-peopwe, and t-the i-inhabitants of many cities: 8-8:21 And +t-the i-inhabitants of onye city shaww go to anyothew, s-saying, Wet us go +s-speediwy to p-pway befowe t-the WOWD, and to seek t-the WOWD of h-hosts: I +wiww go awso. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Yea, many peopwe and stwong nyations shaww come to seek t-the WOWD +of hosts in J-Jewusawem, and to p-pway befowe t-the WOWD. + +8:23 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; In those days it shaww come to +pass, that t-ten men shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wanguages of t-the +n-nyations, even shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of t-the skiwt of him that is a J-Jew, +s-saying, We wiww go with you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have heawd that God is with you. + +9:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the wowd of t-the WOWD in t-the wand of Hadwach, and +Damascus shaww be t-the w-west theweof: when t-the eyes of ^.^ m-man, as of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, shaww be towawd t-the WOWD. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And Hamath awso shaww bowdew theweby; Tywus, and Zidon, t-though it +be vewy wise. + +9:3 And T-Tywus did buiwd hewsewf a stwong howd, and heaped up s-siwvew as +t-the dust, and finye gowd as t-the miwe of t-the stweets. + +9:4 Behowd, t-the WOWD wiww cast hew (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and he wiww smite hew p-powew in +t-the sea; and she shaww be devouwed with fiwe. + +9:5 Ashkewon shaww s-see it, and feaw; Gaza awso shaww s-see it, and be +vewy sowwowfuw, and Ekwon; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew expectation shaww be ashamed; and +t-the king shaww pewish fwom Gaza, and Ashkewon shaww nyot be i-inhabited. + +9:6 And a b-bastawd shaww dweww in A-Ashdod, and I wiww cut off t-the pwide +of t-the Phiwistinyes. + +9:7 And I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood out of his mouth, and his +abominyations fwom b-between his teeth: but he that wemainyeth, even he, +shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw G-God, and he shaww be as a govewnyow in Judah, and +(⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon as a Jebusite. + +9:8 And I wiww e-encamp about minye house because of t-the awmy, because of +him that passeth by, and because of him that wetuwnyeth: and nyo +oppwessow shaww pass thwough t-them any mowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow have I s-seen with +minye eyes. + +9:9 Wejoice g-gweatwy, O-O daughtew of Zion; shout, O-O daughtew of +Jewusawem: b-behowd, thy King cometh u-unto t-thee: he is just, and h-having +sawvation; wowwy, and widing upon an ass, and upon a cowt t-the foaw of +an ass. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And I wiww cut off t-the chawiot fwom Ephwaim, and t-the h-howse fwom +J-Jewusawem, and t-the battwe bow shaww be cut off: and he shaww speak +peace u-unto t-the heathen: and his dominyion shaww be fwom sea even to +sea, and fwom t-the wivew even to t-the ends of t-the eawth. + +9-9:11 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee awso, by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thy c-covenyant I have sent fowth +thy pwisonyews out of t-the p-pit whewein is nyo watew. + +9:12 T-Tuwn you to t-the stwong howd, ye pwisonyews of hope: even to day (^-^*)/ d-do +I decwawe that I wiww w-wendew d-doubwe u-unto thee; 9:13 When I have b-bent +Judah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, fiwwed t-the bow with Ephwaim, and waised up thy ^-^ s-sons, O-O +Zion, against thy ^-^ s-sons, O-O Gweece, and m-made thee as t-the s-swowd of a +mighty m-man. + +9-9:14 And t-the WOWD shaww be s-seen o-ovew t-them, and his awwow shaww go +fowth as t-the wightnying: and t-the WOWD God shaww b-bwow t-the twumpet, and +shaww go with whiwwwinds of t-the south. + +9:15 The WOWD of hosts shaww d-defend t-them; and they shaww d-devouw, and +subdue with swing stonyes; and they shaww dwink, and make a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise as +thwough winye; and they shaww be fiwwed w-wike bowws, and as t-the c-cownyews +of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +9:16 And t-the WOWD theiw God shaww s-save t-them in that day as t-the fwock +of his peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be as t-the s-stonyes of a cwown, w-wifted up +as an ensign upon his wand. + +9:17 Fow how gweat is his goodnyess, and how gweat is his beauty! cown +shaww make t-the young men cheewfuw, and nyew winye t-the maids. + +10:1 Ask ye of t-the WOWD wain in t-the time of t-the wattew wain; so t-the +WOWD shaww make bwight c-cwouds, and g-give t-them showews of wain, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye gwass in t-the fiewd. + +1-10:2 Fow t-the idows have spoken v-vanyity, and t-the divinyews have s-seen a +wie, and have towd f-fawse dweams; they comfowt in vain: thewefowe they +went theiw w-way as a f-fwock, they wewe twoubwed, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo +shephewd. + +10:3 M-Minye angew w-was kindwed against t-the shephewds, and I punyished t-the +g-goats: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD of hosts hath v-visited his fwock t-the house of +Judah, and hath m-made t-them as his goodwy h-howse in t-the battwe. + +10:4 Out of him came fowth t-the cownyew, out of him t-the n-nyaiw, out of him +t-the battwe b-bow, out of him {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy oppwessow togethew. + +1-10:5 And they shaww be as mighty men, which twead down theiw enyemies +in t-the miwe of t-the s-stweets in t-the |･ω･) b-battwe: and they shaww f-fight, +because t-the WOWD is with t-them, and t-the widews on howses shaww be +confounded. + +10:6 And I wiww stwengthen t-the house of Judah, and I wiww s-save t-the +house of Joseph, and I wiww bwing t-them again to pwace t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon (=`ω´=) t-them: and they shaww be as t-though I h-had nyot cast t-them off: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and wiww h-heaw them. + +10:7 And they of Ephwaim shaww be w-wike a mighty ^.^ m-man, and theiw heawt +shaww wejoice as thwough winye: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, theiw chiwdwen shaww s-see it, and +be gwad; theiw heawt shaww wejoice in t-the WOWD. + +10:8 I wiww h-hiss (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and gathew t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have wedeemed (=`ω´=) t-them: +and they shaww incwease as they have incweased. + +10:9 And I wiww sow t-them among t-the peopwe: and they shaww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew m-me +in faw countwies; and they shaww wive with theiw c-chiwdwen, and tuwn +again. + +10:10 I wiww bwing t-them again awso out of t-the wand of Egypt, and +gathew t-them out of Assywia; and I wiww bwing t-them into t-the wand of +Giwead and Webanyon; and pwace shaww nyot be f-found (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +1-10:11 And he shaww pass thwough t-the sea with a-affwiction, and shaww +smite t-the waves in t-the sea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the deeps of t-the wivew shaww dwy +up: and t-the pwide of Assywia shaww be b-bwought down, and t-the sceptwe of +Egypt shaww depawt away. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And I wiww stwengthen t-them in t-the WOWD; and they shaww wawk up +and down in his nyame, saith t-the WOWD. + +11:1 Open thy doows, O-O Webanyon, that t-the fiwe may devouw thy cedaws. + +11:2 Howw, fiw twee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cedaw is fawwen; because t-the mighty awe +spoiwed: howw, O-O ye oaks of Bashan; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fowest of t-the vintage is +come down. + +11:3 Thewe is a voice of t-the h-howwing of t-the shephewds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw gwowy +is spoiwed: a voice of t-the woawing of young wions; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwide of +(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan is s-spoiwed. + +11:4 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; F-Feed t-the fwock of t-the s-swaughtew; 11:5 +Whose possessows (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them, and h-howd themsewves nyot guiwty: and they +that seww t-them say, Bwessed be t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am w-wich: and theiw own +shephewds p-pity t-them n-nyot. + +11:6 Fow I wiww nyo mowe p-pity t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, saith t-the +WOWD: but, wo, I wiww d-dewivew t-the men {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye into his nyeighbouw's +hand, and into t-the hand of his king: and they shaww smite t-the wand, +and out of theiw hand I wiww nyot d-dewivew them. + +11:7 And I wiww feed t-the fwock of swaughtew, even y-you, O-O poow of t-the +fwock. And I took u-unto m-me two staves; t-the onye I cawwed Beauty, and t-the +othew I cawwed Bands; and I fed t-the fwock. + +11:8 Thwee shephewds awso I cut off in onye month; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw wothed +t-them, and theiw souw awso a-abhowwed me. + +11:9 T-Then said I, I wiww nyot feed you: that that dieth, wet it die; +and that that is to be cut off, wet it be cut off; and wet t-the w-west +e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye t-the fwesh of anyothew. + +11:10 And I took o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my staff, even Beauty, and cut it ⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, that I +m-might bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant which I h-had m-made with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. + +11:11 And it w-was bwoken in that day: and so t-the poow of t-the fwock that +waited upon m-me knyew that it w-was t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. + +11:12 And I said u-unto t-them, If ye think g-good, g-give m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwice; and if +nyot, fowbeaw. S-So they weighed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwice thiwty pieces of siwvew. + +11:13 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Cast it u-unto t-the pottew: a goodwy +p-pwice that I w-was p-pwised a-at of them. And I took t-the thiwty pieces of +s-siwvew, and cast t-them to t-the pottew in t-the house of t-the WOWD. + +11:14 T-Then I cut asundew minye othew staff, even Bands, that I m-might +bweak t-the bwothewhood b-between Judah and Iswaew. + +11:15 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Take u-unto thee (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the instwuments of +a foowish shephewd. + +11:16 Fow, wo, I wiww w-waise up a s-shephewd in t-the wand, which shaww nyot +v-visit those that be cut off, nyeithew shaww seek t-the young o-onye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +heaw that that is bwoken, (=`ω´=) n-nyow feed that that standeth s-stiww: but he +shaww e-eat t-the fwesh of t-the fat, and teaw theiw cwaws in pieces. + +11:17 Woe to t-the idow s-shephewd that weaveth t-the fwock! t-the s-swowd shaww +be upon his awm, and upon his wight eye: his a-awm shaww be cwean dwied +up, and his wight eye shaww be u-uttewwy dawkenyed. + +12:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the wowd of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, saith t-the WOWD, +which stwetcheth fowth t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and wayeth t-the f-foundation of t-the +eawth, and fowmeth t-the spiwit of man within h-him. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Behowd, I wiww make Jewusawem a cup of twembwing u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, when they shaww be in t-the s-siege both against Judah +and against Jewusawem. + +12:3 And in that day wiww I make Jewusawem a (O.O) b-buwdensome stonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +peopwe: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden themsewves with it shaww be cut in p-pieces, +t-though (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the eawth be gathewed togethew against it. + +12:4 In that day, saith t-the WOWD, I wiww smite {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy h-howse with +astonyishment, and his widew with madnyess: and I wiww open minye eyes +upon t-the house of Judah, and wiww smite {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy h-howse of t-the peopwe with +bwindnyess. + +1-12:5 And t-the govewnyows of Judah shaww say in theiw heawt, The +i-inhabitants of Jewusawem shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength in t-the WOWD of hosts +theiw God. + +12:6 In that day wiww I make t-the govewnyows of Judah w-wike an h-heawth of +fiwe among t-the wood, and w-wike a t-towch of fiwe in a sheaf; and they +shaww devouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, on t-the wight hand and on t-the +weft: and Jewusawem shaww be (✧ω✧) i-inhabited again in hew own pwace, even in +Jewusawem. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 The WOWD awso shaww s-save t-the tents of Judah fiwst, that t-the gwowy +of t-the house of David and t-the gwowy of t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem (^-^*)/ d-do +nyot magnyify themsewves against J-Judah. + +12:8 In that day shaww t-the WOWD d-defend t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem; +and he that is feebwe among t-them a-at that day shaww be as (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and +t-the house of David shaww be as G-God, as t-the angew of t-the WOWD befowe +them. + +12:9 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that I wiww seek to +d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations that come against Jewusawem. + +12:10 And I wiww p-pouw upon t-the house of D-David, and upon t-the +i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, t-the spiwit of gwace and of suppwications: +and they shaww wook upon m-me whom they have piewced, and they shaww +m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, as onye mouwnyeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his onwy son, and shaww be in +bittewnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, as onye that is in bittewnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fiwstbown. + +1-12:11 In that day shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a gweat mouwnying in J-Jewusawem, as t-the +mouwnying of Hadadwimmon in t-the vawwey of Megiddon. + +12:12 And t-the wand shaww mouwn, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-famiwy apawt; t-the f-famiwy of t-the +house of David apawt, and theiw wives apawt; t-the f-famiwy of t-the house +of N-Nyathan apawt, and theiw wives apawt; 12:13 The f-famiwy of t-the house +of Wevi apawt, and theiw wives apawt; t-the f-famiwy of S-Shimei apawt, and +theiw wives apawt; 12:14 Aww t-the famiwies that w-wemain, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-famiwy +apawt, and theiw wives apawt. + +13:1 In that day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a fountain openyed to t-the house of +David and to t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow uncweannyess. + +13:2 And it shaww come to pass in that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, +that I wiww cut off t-the nyames of t-the idows out of t-the wand, and they +shaww nyo mowe be wemembewed: and awso I wiww c-cause t-the pwophets and +t-the uncwean spiwit to pass out of t-the wand. + +13:3 And it shaww come to pass, that when any shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwophesy, t-then +his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew that begat him shaww say u-unto him, T-Thou +shawt nyot wive; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou speakest wies in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: and +his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew that begat him shaww thwust him thwough when +he pwophesieth. + +13:4 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the pwophets shaww be +a-ashamed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his vision, when he hath p-pwophesied; nyeithew +shaww they ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw a wough gawment to deceive: 13:5 But he shaww say, I +am nyo pwophet, I am an husbandman; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man taught m-me to keep cattwe +fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth. + +13:6 And onye shaww say u-unto him, What awe these w-wounds in thinye h-hands? +T-Then he shaww a-answew, Those with which I w-was w-wounded in t-the house of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwiends. + +13:7 Awake, O-O swowd, against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shephewd, and against t-the man that is +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fewwow, saith t-the WOWD of h-hosts: smite t-the s-shephewd, and t-the sheep +shaww be scattewed: and I wiww tuwn minye hand upon t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes. + +13:8 And it shaww come to pass, that in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand, saith t-the WOWD, +two pawts (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be cut off and die; but t-the thiwd shaww be +weft thewein. + +13:9 And I wiww bwing t-the thiwd pawt thwough t-the f-fiwe, and wiww wefinye +t-them as s-siwvew is wefinyed, and wiww twy t-them as gowd is twied: they +shaww caww on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and I wiww h-heaw (=`ω´=) t-them: I wiww say, I-It is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +peopwe: and they shaww say, The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +14:1 Behowd, t-the day of t-the WOWD cometh, and thy spoiw shaww be +d-divided in t-the m-midst of thee. + +14:2 Fow I wiww gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations against Jewusawem to >w< *twerks* b-battwe; and +t-the city shaww be taken, and t-the houses (*°▽°*) w-wifwed, and t-the w-women +wavished; and hawf of t-the city shaww go fowth into c-captivity, and t-the +wesidue of t-the peopwe shaww nyot be cut off fwom t-the city. + +14:3 T-Then shaww t-the WOWD go fowth, and fight against those n-nyations, as +when he fought in t-the day of battwe. + +14:4 And his feet shaww stand in that day upon t-the mount of Owives, +which is befowe Jewusawem on t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and t-the mount of Owives shaww +cweave in t-the m-midst theweof towawd t-the east and towawd t-the west, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a vewy gweat vawwey; and hawf of t-the mountain shaww +w-wemove towawd t-the nyowth, and hawf of it towawd t-the south. + +1-14:5 And ye shaww fwee to t-the vawwey of t-the mountains; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the vawwey +of t-the mountains shaww w-weach u-unto Azaw: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, ye shaww fwee, w-wike as ye +fwed fwom befowe t-the eawthquake in t-the days of Uzziah king of Judah: +and t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God shaww come, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the saints with thee. + +14:6 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the wight shaww nyot +be c-cweaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dawk: 14:7 But it shaww be onye day which shaww be knyown +to t-the WOWD, nyot day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyight: but it shaww come to pass, that a-at +evenying time it shaww be wight. + +14:8 And it shaww be in that day, that wiving watews shaww go out fwom +Jewusawem; hawf of t-them towawd t-the f-fowmew sea, and hawf of t-them towawd +t-the hindew sea: in summew and in wintew shaww it be. + +14:9 And t-the WOWD shaww be king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: in that day shaww +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be onye WOWD, and his nyame onye. + +14:10 Aww t-the wand shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed as a pwain fwom Geba to Wimmon +south of Jewusawem: and it shaww be w-wifted up, and (✧ω✧) i-inhabited in hew +pwace, fwom Benjamin's gate u-unto t-the pwace of t-the fiwst gate, u-unto t-the +cownyew gate, and fwom t-the towew of H-Hanyanyeew u-unto t-the king's +winyepwesses. + +14:11 And men shaww dweww in it, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo mowe uttew +destwuction; but Jewusawem shaww be safewy i-inhabited. + +1-14:12 And this shaww be t-the pwague whewewith t-the WOWD wiww smite (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe that have fought against Jewusawem; (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw fwesh shaww +consume away whiwe they stand upon theiw feet, and theiw eyes shaww +consume away in theiw howes, and theiw tongue shaww consume away in +theiw mouth. + +14:13 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that a gweat t-tumuwt fwom +t-the WOWD shaww be among t-them; and they shaww way h-howd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye on t-the +hand of his nyeighbouw, and his hand shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up against t-the hand of +his nyeighbouw. + +14:14 And Judah awso shaww fight a-at Jewusawem; and t-the weawth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the heathen (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about shaww be gathewed togethew, gowd, and s-siwvew, +and appawew, in gweat abundance. + +1-14:15 And so shaww be t-the pwague of t-the h-howse, of t-the muwe, of t-the +camew, and of t-the ass, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts that shaww be in these +tents, as this pwague. + +14:16 And it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is weft of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the nyations which came against Jewusawem shaww even go up fwom yeaw to +yeaw to w-wowship t-the K-King, t-the WOWD of hosts, and to keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of +tabewnyacwes. + +14:17 And it shaww be, that w-whoso wiww nyot come up of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies +of t-the eawth u-unto Jewusawem to w-wowship t-the K-King, t-the WOWD of hosts, +even upon t-them shaww be nyo wain. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And if t-the f-famiwy of Egypt go nyot up, and come nyot, that have nyo +wain; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be t-the pwague, whewewith t-the WOWD wiww smite t-the +heathen that come nyot up to keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes. + +1-14:19 This shaww be t-the punyishment of Egypt, and t-the punyishment of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +nyations that come nyot up to keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 In that day shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be upon t-the bewws of t-the howses, +HOWINyESS UNTO THE WOWD; and t-the pots in t-the WOWD's house shaww be w-wike +t-the bowws befowe t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +1-14:21 Yea, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-pot in Jewusawem and in Judah shaww be howinyess u-unto +t-the WOWD of h-hosts: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that sacwifice shaww come and o(>ω<)o t-take of +t-them, and seethe thewein: and in that day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo mowe t-the +Canyaanyite in t-the house of t-the WOWD of hosts. + + + + +Mawachi + + +1:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the wowd of t-the WOWD to Iswaew by Mawachi. + +1:2 I have woved y-you, saith t-the WOWD. Y-Yet ye say, Whewein hast t-thou +woved us? Was nyot E-Esau Jacob's bwothew? saith t-the WOWD: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I woved +Jacob, 1:3 And I hated Esau, and w-waid his mountains and his hewitage +waste (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dwagons of t-the wiwdewnyess. + +1:4 Wheweas Edom saith, We awe impovewished, but we wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and +buiwd t-the desowate (*^‿^*) p-pwaces; thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, They shaww +b-buiwd, but I wiww thwow down; and they shaww caww t-them, The bowdew of +wickednyess, and, The peopwe against whom t-the WOWD hath indignyation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +evew. + +1:5 And youw eyes shaww see, and ye shaww say, The WOWD wiww be +m-magnyified fwom t-the bowdew of Iswaew. + +1-1:6 A-A son honyouweth his fathew, and a sewvant his mastew: if t-then I be +a fathew, whewe is minye honyouw? and if I be a mastew, whewe is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +feaw? saith t-the WOWD of hosts u-unto y-you, O-O p-pwiests, that despise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame. And ye say, Whewein have we (>_<) d-despised thy nyame? 1:7 Ye offew +powwuted bwead upon minye awtaw; and ye say, Whewein have we powwuted +thee? In that ye say, The tabwe of t-the WOWD is contemptibwe. + +1:8 And if ye offew t-the bwind (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sacwifice, is it nyot eviw? and if ye +offew t-the wame and sick, is it nyot eviw? offew it nyow u-unto thy +govewnyow; wiww he be pweased with thee, ow a-accept thy pewson? saith +t-the WOWD of hosts. + +1-1:9 And n-nyow, I p-pway y-you, b-beseech God that he wiww be gwacious u-unto us: +this hath b-been by youw means: wiww he w-wegawd youw pewsons? saith t-the +WOWD of hosts. + +1:10 Who is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe even among you that w-wouwd s-shut t-the doows (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought? +nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do ye kindwe fiwe on minye awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought. I have nyo pweasuwe +in y-you, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, nyeithew wiww I a-accept an offewing a-at +youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1:11 Fow fwom t-the wising of t-the sun even u-unto t-the g-going down of t-the +same o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame shaww be gweat among t-the Gentiwes; and in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace +i-incense shaww be offewed u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and a puwe o-offewing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame shaww be gweat among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +1:12 But ye have pwofanyed it, in that ye say, The tabwe of t-the WOWD is +powwuted; and t-the fwuit t-theweof, even his m-meat, is contemptibwe. + +1:13 Ye said awso, Behowd, what a weawinyess is i-it! and ye have s-snyuffed +a-at it, saith t-the WOWD of hosts; and ye b-bwought that which w-was town, +and t-the wame, and t-the sick; thus ye b-bwought an o-offewing: shouwd I +a-accept this of youw hand? saith t-the WOWD. + +1:14 But cuwsed be t-the deceivew, which hath in his fwock a m-mawe, and +v-voweth, and sacwificeth u-unto t-the WOWD a cowwupt thing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am a +gweat K-King, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame is dweadfuw among t-the +heathen. + +2:1 And n-nyow, O-O ye p-pwiests, this commandment is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +2:2 If ye wiww nyot h-heaw, and if ye wiww nyot way it to heawt, to g-give +gwowy u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, I wiww even send a (O_O;) c-cuwse +upon y-you, and I wiww (O_O;) c-cuwse youw bwessings: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I have cuwsed t-them +awweady, because ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot way it to heawt. + +2-2:3 Behowd, I wiww cowwupt youw seed, and spwead (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon youw faces, +even t-the (* ^ ω ^) d-dung of youw sowemn feasts; and onye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take you away with +it. + +2:4 And ye shaww knyow that I have sent this commandment u-unto y-you, that +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant m-might be with Wevi, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +2-2:5 My c-covenyant w-was with him of wife and peace; and I gave t-them to him +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw whewewith he feawed me, and w-was afwaid befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. + +2:6 The (☆▽☆) w-waw of twuth w-was in his mouth, and i-inyiquity w-was nyot f-found in +his wips: he wawked with m-me in peace and equity, and did tuwn many +away fwom inyiquity. + +2-2:7 Fow t-the pwiest's w-wips shouwd keep knyowwedge, and they shouwd seek +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw a-at his m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the messengew of t-the WOWD of hosts. + +2:8 But ye awe depawted out of t-the way; ye have caused many to stumbwe +a-at t-the waw; ye have c-cowwupted t-the c-covenyant of Wevi, saith t-the WOWD of +hosts. + +2-2:9 Thewefowe have I awso m-made you c-contemptibwe and base befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the p-peopwe, a-accowding as ye have nyot kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, but have b-been +p-pawtiaw in t-the waw. + +2:10 H-Have we nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye f-fathew? hath nyot onye God cweated us? why (^-^*)/ d-do +we d-deaw t-tweachewouswy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man against his bwothew, by pwofanying t-the +c-covenyant of ouw fathews? 2-2:11 Judah hath d-deawt tweachewouswy, and an +a-abominyation is committed in Iswaew and in Jewusawem; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Judah hath +pwofanyed t-the howinyess of t-the WOWD which he woved, and hath mawwied t-the +daughtew of a s-stwange god. + +2:12 The WOWD wiww cut off t-the man that doeth this, t-the mastew and t-the +schowaw, out of t-the tabewnyacwes of Jacob, and him that offeweth an +offewing u-unto t-the WOWD of hosts. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And this have ye donye again, covewing t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD with +teaws, with weeping, and with cwying (* ^ ω ^) o-out, i-insomuch that he wegawdeth +nyot t-the offewing any m-mowe, ow weceiveth it with g-good wiww a-at youw +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +2:14 Y-Yet ye say, Whewefowe? (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD hath b-been witnyess b-between +thee and t-the wife of thy youth, against whom t-thou hast d-deawt +tweachewouswy: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is she thy c-companyion, and t-the wife of thy covenyant. + +2:15 And did nyot he make o-onye? Y-Yet h-had he t-the wesidue of t-the spiwit. +And (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe o-onye? That he m-might seek a g-godwy seed. Thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take +heed to youw spiwit, and wet nyonye d-deaw t-tweachewouswy against t-the wife +of his youth. + +2:16 Fow t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew, saith that he hateth putting +(☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye coveweth viowence with his gawment, saith t-the WOWD of +h-hosts: thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take heed to youw spiwit, that ye d-deaw nyot +(＞ｍ＜) t-tweachewouswy. + +2:17 Ye have weawied t-the WOWD with youw wowds. Y-Yet ye say, Whewein +have we weawied h-him? When ye say, Evewy onye that doeth eviw is g-good in +t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and he (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth in t-them; ow, Whewe is t-the God +of judgment? 3-3:1 Behowd, I wiww send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-messengew, and he shaww +p-pwepawe t-the w-way befowe me: and t-the WOWD, whom ye seek, shaww suddenwy +come to his t-tempwe, even t-the messengew of t-the c-covenyant, whom ye +dewight in: b-behowd, he shaww come, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +3:2 But who may abide t-the day of his coming? and who shaww stand when +he appeaweth? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is w-wike a wefinyew's f-fiwe, and w-wike fuwwews' s-soap: +3-3:3 And he shaww sit as a w-wefinyew and puwifiew of siwvew: and he shaww +puwify t-the sons of Wevi, and puwge t-them as gowd and s-siwvew, that they +may offew u-unto t-the WOWD an offewing in ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +3:4 T-Then shaww t-the offewing of Judah and Jewusawem be pweasant u-unto +t-the WOWD, as in t-the days of o-owd, and as in f-fowmew yeaws. + +3:5 And I wiww come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to you to judgment; and I wiww be a swift +witnyess against t-the sowcewews, and against t-the aduwtewews, and against +f-fawse sweawews, and against those that o(>ω<)o o-oppwess t-the hiwewing in his +wages, t-the widow, and t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and that tuwn aside t-the stwangew +fwom his (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, and f-feaw nyot me, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +3-3:6 Fow I am t-the WOWD, I change n-nyot; thewefowe ye sons of J-Jacob awe +nyot consumed. + +3:7 Even fwom t-the days of youw f-fathews ye awe gonye away fwom minye +owdinyances, and have nyot kept them. W-Wetuwn u-unto me, and I wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +u-unto y-you, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. But ye said, Whewein shaww we +wetuwn? 3:8 W-Wiww a man w-wob God? Y-Yet ye have w-wobbed me. But ye say, +Whewein have we w-wobbed thee? In tithes and offewings. + +3-3:9 Ye awe cuwsed with a cuwse: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have w-wobbed me, even this w-whowe +n-nyation. + +3:10 Bwing ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tithes into t-the s-stowehouse, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be +meat in minye h-house, and pwove m-me nyow hewewith, saith t-the WOWD of +hosts, if I wiww nyot open you t-the windows of heaven, and p-pouw you out +a b-bwessing, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be woom e-enyough to weceive it. + +3:11 And I wiww webuke t-the devouwew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, and he shaww nyot +d-destwoy t-the fwuits of youw g-gwound; nyeithew shaww youw vinye cast hew +fwuit befowe t-the time in t-the fiewd, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +3:12 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww caww you bwessed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww be a +dewightsome wand, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. + +3:13 Youw w-wowds have b-been s-stout against me, saith t-the WOWD. Y-Yet ye +say, What have we spoken so m-much against thee? 3:14 Ye have said, I-It +is vain to sewve G-God: and what pwofit is it that we have kept his +owdinyance, and that we have wawked mouwnfuwwy befowe t-the WOWD of +h-hosts? 3:15 And nyow we caww t-the pwoud happy; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they that wowk +w-wickednyess awe s-set up; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they that t-tempt God awe even dewivewed. + +3:16 T-Then they that feawed t-the WOWD spake often onye to anyothew: and +t-the WOWD heawkenyed, and heawd it, and a book of w-wemembwance w-was +wwitten befowe him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that feawed t-the WOWD, and that thought +upon his nyame. + +3:17 And they shaww be minye, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, in that day when +I make up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jewews; and I wiww spawe t-them, as a man spaweth his own +son that (・_・ヾ s-sewveth h-him. + +3:18 T-Then shaww ye wetuwn, and discewn b-between t-the wighteous and t-the +w-wicked, b-between him that (・_・ヾ s-sewveth God and him that (・_・ヾ s-sewveth him n-nyot. + +4:1 Fow, b-behowd, t-the day cometh, that shaww buwn as an oven; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the pwoud, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy, shaww be stubbwe: and t-the +day that cometh shaww buwn t-them up, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, that it +shaww weave t-them nyeithew woot (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwanch. + +4-4:2 But u-unto you that f-feaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame shaww t-the Sun of wighteousnyess +a-awise with (☆ω☆) h-heawing in his wings; and ye shaww go fowth, and gwow up as +cawves of t-the staww. + +4:3 And ye shaww twead down t-the wicked; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be ashes undew +t-the sowes of youw feet in t-the day that I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do this, saith t-the WOWD +of hosts. + +4-4:4 Wemembew ye t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, which I commanded u-unto +him in Howeb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, with t-the s-statutes and judgments. + +4-4:5 Behowd, I wiww send you Ewijah t-the pwophet befowe t-the coming of +t-the gweat and dweadfuw day of t-the WOWD: 4:6 And he shaww tuwn t-the +heawt of t-the f-fathews to t-the c-chiwdwen, and t-the heawt of t-the chiwdwen to +theiw fathews, west I come and smite t-the eawth with a cuwse. + + +*** + + + + +The Nyew Testament of t-the King James Bibwe + + + + +The Gospew Accowding to Saint Matthew + + +1:1 The book of t-the genyewation of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the son of D-David, t-the +son of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +1:2 A-Abwaham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and J-Jacob begat (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas +and his bwethwen; 1:3 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas begat Phawes and Zawa of Thamaw; and +Phawes begat Eswom; and Eswom begat Awam; 1:4 And A-Awam begat Aminyadab; +and Aminyadab begat Nyaasson; and Nyaasson begat Sawmon; 1:5 And Sawmon +begat Booz of W-Wachab; and Booz begat Obed of Wuth; and Obed begat +J-Jesse; 1-1:6 And Jesse begat David t-the king; and David t-the king begat +S-Sowomon of hew that h-had b-been t-the wife of Uwias; 1:7 And S-Sowomon begat +Woboam; and Woboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 1:8 And Asa begat +Josaphat; and Josaphat begat (=^ ◡ ^=) *looks away* J-Jowam; and Jowam begat Ozias; 1-1:9 And +(o´∀`o) *shuffles closer* O-Ozias begat (￣ω￣) J-Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; +1:10 And Ezekias begat M-Manyasses; and M-Manyasses begat Amon; and Amon +begat Josias; 1:11 And Josias begat Jechonyias and his bwethwen, about +t-the time they wewe cawwied away to |･ω･) B-Babywon: 1:12 And aftew they wewe +b-bwought to Babywon, Jechonyias begat Sawathiew; and S-Sawathiew begat +Zowobabew; 1:13 And Z-Zowobabew begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Ewiakim; +and Ewiakim begat Azow; 1:14 And A-Azow begat Sadoc; and S-Sadoc begat +Achim; and Achim begat E-Ewiud; 1:15 And Ewiud begat Eweazaw; and +Eweazaw begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 1:16 And J-Jacob begat +Joseph t-the h-husband of Mawy, of whom w-was bown Jesus, who is cawwed +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:17 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the genyewations fwom A-Abwaham to David awe fouwteen +genyewations; and fwom David untiw t-the cawwying away into Babywon awe +fouwteen genyewations; and fwom t-the cawwying away into Babywon u-unto +Chwist awe fouwteen genyewations. + +1:18 Nyow t-the biwth of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist w-was on this wise: When as his +mothew (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy w-was espoused to Joseph, befowe they came togethew, she w-was +f-found with c-chiwd of t-the Howy Ghost. + +1:19 T-Then Joseph hew husband, being a just ^.^ m-man, and nyot wiwwing to +make hew a pubwick e-exampwe, w-was minded to put hew away pwiviwy. + +1:20 But whiwe he thought on these things, b-behowd, t-the angew of t-the +WOWD appeawed u-unto him in a dweam, s-saying, Joseph, t-thou son of D-David, +f-feaw nyot to o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto thee (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy thy wife: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which is ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived +in hew is of t-the Howy Ghost. + +1-1:21 And she shaww bwing fowth a son, and t-thou shawt caww his nyame +J-JESUS: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww s-save his peopwe fwom theiw sins. + +1:22 Nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this w-was donye, that it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was +spoken of t-the Wowd by t-the pwophet, s-saying, 1:23 Behowd, a viwgin shaww +be with chiwd, and shaww bwing fowth a son, and they shaww caww his +nyame Emmanyuew, which being intewpweted is, God with us. + +1-1:24 T-Then Joseph being waised fwom (o´∀`o) s-sweep did as t-the angew of t-the Wowd +h-had bidden him, and took u-unto him his wife: 1:25 And knyew hew nyot tiww +she h-had b-bwought fowth hew fiwstbown son: and he cawwed his nyame JESUS. + +2:1 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was bown in >_> B-Bethwehem of Judaea in t-the days of +Hewod t-the king, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came wise men fwom t-the east to +J-Jewusawem, 2:2 Saying, Whewe is he that is bown King of t-the Jews? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +we have s-seen his staw in t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and awe come to w-wowship h-him. + +2-2:3 When Hewod t-the king h-had heawd these things, he w-was twoubwed, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jewusawem with h-him. + +2:4 And when he h-had gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief pwiests and scwibes of t-the +peopwe togethew, he demanded of t-them whewe Chwist shouwd be bown. + +2-2:5 And they said u-unto him, In >_> B-Bethwehem of Judaea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus it is +wwitten by t-the pwophet, 2:6 And t-thou Bethwehem, in t-the wand of Juda, +awt nyot t-the weast among t-the pwinces of Juda: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of thee shaww +come a Govewnyow, that shaww w-wuwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. + +2-2:7 T-Then Hewod, when he h-had pwiviwy cawwed t-the wise men, enquiwed of +t-them diwigentwy what time t-the staw a-appeawed. + +2:8 And he sent t-them to Bethwehem, and said, Go and s-seawch diwigentwy +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the young chiwd; and when ye have f-found him, bwing m-me wowd again, +that I may come and w-wowship him awso. + +2-2:9 When they h-had heawd t-the king, they depawted; and, wo, t-the staw, +which they saw in t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, went befowe t-them, tiww it came and s-stood +o-ovew whewe t-the young c-chiwd was. + +2:10 When they saw t-the staw, they w-wejoiced with exceeding gweat j-joy. + +2-2:11 And when they wewe come into t-the h-house, they saw t-the young c-chiwd +with (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy his mothew, and feww down, and w-wowshipped him: and when they +h-had openyed theiw tweasuwes, they pwesented u-unto him gifts; gowd, and +fwankincense and mywwh. + +2:12 And being wawnyed of God in a dweam that they shouwd nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to +Hewod, they depawted into theiw own c-countwy anyothew way. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And when they wewe depawted, b-behowd, t-the angew of t-the Wowd +appeaweth to Joseph in a dweam, s-saying, Awise, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the young +c-chiwd and his mothew, and fwee into Egypt, and be t-thou (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe untiw I +bwing thee wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hewod wiww seek t-the young c-chiwd to d-destwoy h-him. + +2:14 When he a-awose, he took t-the young c-chiwd and his mothew by nyight, +and depawted into Egypt: 2:15 And w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe untiw t-the death of H-Hewod: +that it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken of t-the Wowd by t-the +pwophet, s-saying, Out of Egypt have I cawwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +2:16 T-Then Hewod, when he saw that he w-was mocked of t-the wise men, w-was +exceeding w-wwoth, and sent fowth, and swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen that wewe +in Bethwehem, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts t-theweof, fwom two yeaws o-owd and +undew, a-accowding to t-the time which he h-had diwigentwy enquiwed of t-the +wise m-men. + +2:17 T-Then w-was fuwfiwwed that which w-was spoken by J-Jewemy t-the pwophet, +s-saying, 2:18 In W-Wama w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a voice heawd, wamentation, and +weeping, and gweat mouwnying, Wachew weeping (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew c-chiwdwen, and +w-wouwd nyot be comfowted, because they awe n-nyot. + +2:19 But when Hewod w-was dead, b-behowd, an angew of t-the Wowd appeaweth +in a dweam to Joseph in Egypt, {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Saying, Awise, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the young +c-chiwd and his mothew, and go into t-the wand of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe +dead which sought t-the young chiwd's wife. + +2:21 And he a-awose, and took t-the young c-chiwd and his mothew, and came +into t-the wand of Iswaew. + +2:22 But when he heawd that A-Awchewaus did weign in Judaea in t-the woom +of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Hewod, he w-was afwaid to go thithew: (*ﾉωﾉ) n-nyotwithstanding, +being wawnyed of God in a dweam, he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside into t-the pawts of +Gawiwee: 2:23 And he came and d-dwewt in a city cawwed Nyazaweth: that it +m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by t-the pwophets, He shaww be +cawwed a Nyazawenye. + +3-3:1 In those days came (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist, pweaching in t-the wiwdewnyess +of Judaea, 3:2 And s-saying, W-Wepent ye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kingdom of heaven is a-at +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3-3:3 Fow this is he that w-was spoken of by t-the pwophet Esaias, s-saying, +The voice of onye cwying in t-the wiwdewnyess, Pwepawe ye t-the w-way of t-the +W-Wowd, make his paths stwaight. + +3:4 And t-the same (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John h-had his waiment of camew's haiw, and a weathewn +g-giwdwe about his woins; and his meat w-was wocusts and wiwd honyey. + +3:5 T-Then went out to him J-Jewusawem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judaea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Jowdan, 3-3:6 And wewe baptized of him in Jowdan, confessing +theiw sins. + +3:7 But when he saw many of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and Sadducees come to his +b-baptism, he said u-unto t-them, O-O genyewation of vipews, who hath wawnyed +you to fwee fwom t-the wwath to come? 3:8 Bwing fowth thewefowe fwuits +meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wepentance: 3-3:9 And think nyot to say within youwsewves, We +have A-Abwaham to ouw fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I say u-unto y-you, that God is abwe of +these s-stonyes to w-waise up chiwdwen u-unto (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +3:10 And nyow awso t-the a-axe is w-waid u-unto t-the woot of t-the t-twees: +thewefowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee which bwingeth nyot fowth g-good fwuit is hewn down, +and cast into t-the fiwe. + +3:11 I indeed b-baptize you with w-watew u-unto wepentance. but he that +cometh aftew m-me is mightiew than I, whose shoes I am nyot wowthy to +beaw: he shaww b-baptize you with t-the Howy Ghost, and with fiwe: 3:12 +Whose fan is in his hand, and he wiww thwoughwy puwge his f-fwoow, and +gathew his wheat into t-the g-gawnyew; but he wiww buwn up t-the chaff with +unquenchabwe fiwe. + +3:13 T-Then cometh ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fwom G-Gawiwee to (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan u-unto John, to be +baptized of h-him. + +3:14 But (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John fowbad him, s-saying, I have nyeed to be baptized of thee, +and comest t-thou to m-me? 3:15 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto him, Suffew +it to be so nyow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus it becometh us to fuwfiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. +T-Then he suffewed h-him. + +3:16 And Jesus, when he w-was b-baptized, went up stwaightway out of t-the +watew: and, wo, t-the h-heavens wewe openyed u-unto him, and he saw t-the +Spiwit of God descending w-wike a dove, and wighting upon him: 3:17 And +wo a voice fwom heaven, s-saying, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved Son, in whom I am +w-weww pweased. + +4:1 T-Then w-was ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-wed up of t-the spiwit into t-the wiwdewnyess to be +tempted of t-the deviw. + +4-4:2 And when he h-had fasted f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights, he w-was +aftewwawd an hungwed. + +4:3 And when t-the temptew came to him, he said, If t-thou be t-the S-Son of +G-God, command that these s-stonyes be m-made bwead. + +4-4:4 But he answewed and said, I-It is wwitten, Man shaww nyot wive by +bwead awonye, but by {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd that p-pwoceedeth out of t-the mouth of +God. + +4-4:5 T-Then t-the deviw taketh him up into t-the h-howy city, and setteth him +on a pinnyacwe of t-the t-tempwe, 4:6 And saith u-unto him, If t-thou be t-the +S-Son of G-God, cast t-thysewf down: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, He shaww g-give his +angews chawge c-concewnying t-thee: and in theiw h-hands they shaww beaw thee +up, west a-at any time t-thou dash thy foot against a stonye. + +4:7 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, I-It is wwitten again, T-Thou shawt nyot t-tempt t-the +Wowd thy God. + +4-4:8 A-Again, t-the deviw taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, +and sheweth him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the wowwd, and t-the gwowy of t-them; +4:9 And saith u-unto him, Aww these things wiww I g-give thee, if t-thou +wiwt faww down and w-wowship me. + +4:10 T-Then saith ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is +wwitten, T-Thou shawt w-wowship t-the Wowd thy G-God, and him onwy shawt t-thou +sewve. + +4:11 T-Then t-the deviw weaveth him, and, b-behowd, angews came and +minyistewed u-unto h-him. + +4:12 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had heawd that (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was cast into pwison, he +depawted into Gawiwee; 4:13 And weaving Nyazaweth, he came and d-dwewt in +C-Capewnyaum, which is upon t-the sea coast, in t-the b-bowdews of Zabuwon and +Nyephthawim: 4:14 That it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by Esaias +t-the pwophet, s-saying, 4:15 The wand of Z-Zabuwon, and t-the wand of +Nyephthawim, by t-the w-way of t-the sea, beyond Jowdan, G-Gawiwee of t-the +Gentiwes; 4:16 The peopwe which sat in dawknyess saw gweat wight; and +to t-them which sat in t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion and shadow of death wight is spwung +(＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +4:17 Fwom that time ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus began to pweach, and to say, Wepent: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +kingdom of heaven is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +4-4:18 And Jesus, wawking by t-the sea of G-Gawiwee, saw two bwethwen, Simon +cawwed Petew, and A-Andwew his bwothew, c-casting a nyet into t-the sea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they wewe fishews. + +4:19 And he saith u-unto t-them, Fowwow me, and I wiww make you fishews of +m-men. + +4:20 And they stwaightway weft theiw nyets, and f-fowwowed h-him. + +4:21 And g-going on fwom thence, he saw othew two bwethwen, James t-the +son of Zebedee, and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John his bwothew, in a s-ship with Zebedee theiw +fathew, mending theiw nyets; and he cawwed them. + +4:22 And they immediatewy weft t-the s-ship and theiw fathew, and f-fowwowed +h-him. + +4:23 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went about (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww G-Gawiwee, teaching in theiw synyagogues, +and pweaching t-the gospew of t-the k-kingdom, and (☆ω☆) h-heawing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of +sicknyess and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of d-disease among t-the peopwe. + +4:24 And his f-fame went (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Sywia: and they b-bwought u-unto him +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sick peopwe that wewe taken with divews diseases and t-towments, and +those which wewe p-possessed with ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and those which wewe wunyatick, +and those that h-had t-the pawsy; and he heawed them. + +4:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed him gweat m-muwtitudes of peopwe fwom G-Gawiwee, +and fwom Decapowis, and fwom J-Jewusawem, and fwom Judaea, and fwom +beyond Jowdan. + +5:1 And seeing t-the (^ω~) m-muwtitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he +w-was set, his discipwes came u-unto him: 5-5:2 And he openyed his mouth, and +taught t-them, s-saying, 5:3 Bwessed awe t-the poow in spiwit: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiws is +t-the kingdom of heaven. + +5:4 Bwessed awe they that mouwn: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be comfowted. + +5:5 Bwessed awe t-the meek: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww i-inhewit t-the eawth. + +5:6 Bwessed awe they which (^-^*)/ d-do h-hungew and t-thiwst aftew wighteousnyess: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be fiwwed. + +5:7 Bwessed awe t-the mewcifuw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww obtain mewcy. + +5:8 Bwessed awe t-the puwe in (*°▽°*) h-heawt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww s-see God. + +5:9 Bwessed awe t-the peacemakews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be cawwed t-the chiwdwen +of God. + +5:10 Bwessed awe they which awe pewsecuted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess' sake: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiws is t-the kingdom of heaven. + +5:11 Bwessed awe ye, when men shaww weviwe y-you, and pewsecute y-you, and +shaww say (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of eviw against you fawsewy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake. + +5:12 Wejoice, and be exceeding gwad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is youw wewawd in +heaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so pewsecuted they t-the pwophets which wewe befowe you. + +5-5:13 Ye awe t-the sawt of t-the eawth: but if t-the sawt have wost his +savouw, whewewith shaww it be sawted? it is thencefowth g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +nyothing, but to be cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and to be twodden undew foot of m-men. + +5:14 Ye awe t-the wight of t-the wowwd. A-A city that is s-set on an (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww +c-cannyot be h-hid. + +5:15 N-Nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do men wight a candwe, and put it undew a bushew, but on +a candwestick; and it giveth wight u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in t-the house. + +5:16 Wet youw wight so (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye befowe men, that they may s-see youw g-good +wowks, and gwowify youw Fathew which is in heaven. + +5:17 Think nyot that I am come to d-destwoy t-the w-waw, ow t-the p-pwophets: I +am nyot come to destwoy, but to fuwfiw. + +5:18 Fow vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Tiww heaven and eawth pass, onye jot ow +onye tittwe shaww in nyo wise pass fwom t-the w-waw, tiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be f-fuwfiwwed. + +5:19 Whosoevew thewefowe shaww bweak onye of these weast commandments, +and shaww t-teach men so, he shaww be cawwed t-the weast in t-the kingdom of +heaven: but w-whosoevew shaww (^-^*)/ d-do and t-teach t-them, t-the same shaww be +cawwed gweat in t-the kingdom of heaven. + +5:20 Fow I say u-unto y-you, That except youw wighteousnyess shaww exceed +t-the wighteousnyess of t-the scwibes and Phawisees, ye shaww in nyo case +entew into t-the kingdom of heaven. + +5:21 Ye have heawd that it w-was said by t-them of o-owd time, T-Thou shawt +nyot kiww; and w-whosoevew shaww kiww shaww be in dangew of t-the judgment: +5:22 But I say u-unto y-you, That w-whosoevew is angwy with his b-bwothew +without a c-cause shaww be in dangew of t-the judgment: and w-whosoevew +shaww say to his bwothew, Waca, shaww be in dangew of t-the counciw: but +w-whosoevew shaww say, T-Thou foow, shaww be in dangew of heww fiwe. + +5:23 Thewefowe if t-thou bwing thy gift to t-the awtaw, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +wemembewest that thy b-bwothew hath ought against thee; 5-5:24 Weave (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +thy gift befowe t-the awtaw, and go thy way; fiwst be weconciwed to thy +bwothew, and t-then come and offew thy ต(=ω=)ต g-gift. + +5:25 Agwee with thinye a-advewsawy quickwy, whiwes t-thou awt in t-the w-way +with h-him; west a-at any time t-the a-advewsawy d-dewivew thee to t-the judge, +and t-the j-judge d-dewivew thee to t-the officew, and t-thou be cast into +pwison. + +5:26 Vewiwy I say u-unto thee, T-Thou shawt by nyo means come out thence, +tiww t-thou hast paid t-the uttewmost fawthing. + +5:27 Ye have heawd that it w-was said by t-them of o-owd time, T-Thou shawt +nyot commit aduwtewy: 5:28 But I say u-unto y-you, That w-whosoevew wooketh +on a woman to w-wust aftew hew hath committed aduwtewy with hew awweady +in his heawt. + +5-5:29 And if thy wight eye offend thee, pwuck it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and cast it fwom +t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is pwofitabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee that onye of thy membews shouwd +pewish, and nyot that thy w-whowe body shouwd be cast into heww. + +5:30 And if thy wight hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it fwom +t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is pwofitabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee that onye of thy membews shouwd +pewish, and nyot that thy w-whowe body shouwd be cast into heww. + +5:31 I-It hath b-been said, Whosoevew shaww put away his wife, wet him +g-give hew a w-wwiting of divowcement: 5-5:32 But I say u-unto y-you, That +w-whosoevew shaww put away his wife, saving (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cause of +f-fownyication, causeth hew to commit aduwtewy: and w-whosoevew shaww m-mawwy +hew that is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ d-divowced committeth aduwtewy. + +5:33 A-Again, ye have heawd that it hath b-been said by t-them of o-owd time, +T-Thou shawt nyot fowsweaw xDD t-thysewf, but shawt pewfowm u-unto t-the Wowd thinye +oaths: 5-5:34 But I say u-unto y-you, Sweaw nyot a-at aww; nyeithew by heaven; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is God's thwonye: 5:35 Nyow by t-the eawth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is his +footstoow: nyeithew by Jewusawem; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is t-the city of t-the gweat King. + +5:36 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou sweaw by thy head, because t-thou c-canst nyot make +onye haiw white ow b-bwack. + +5:37 But wet youw communyication be, Yea, y-yea; Nyay, nyay: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whatsoevew +is mowe than these cometh of \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +5:38 Ye have heawd that it hath b-been said, An eye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an eye, and a +tooth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (O_O;) t-tooth: 5:39 But I say u-unto y-you, That ye w-wesist nyot eviw: +but w-whosoevew shaww smite thee on thy wight c-cheek, tuwn to him t-the +othew awso. + +(;;;*_*) 5-5:40 And if any man wiww sue thee a-at t-the w-waw, and o(>ω<)o t-take away thy coat, +wet him have thy cwoak awso. + +5:41 And w-whosoevew shaww compew thee to go a m-miwe, go with him twain. + +5:42 Give to him that asketh thee, and fwom him that w-wouwd bowwow of +thee tuwn nyot t-thou away. + +5:43 Ye have heawd that it hath b-been said, T-Thou shawt wove thy +nyeighbouw, and hate thinye enyemy. + +5:44 But I say u-unto y-you, Wove youw >_> e-enyemies, bwess t-them that (O_O;) c-cuwse y-you, +(^-^*)/ d-do g-good to t-them that hate y-you, and p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them which despitefuwwy +use y-you, and pewsecute you; 5-5:45 That ye may be t-the chiwdwen of youw +Fathew which is in heaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he m-maketh his sun to (☆ω☆) w-wise on t-the eviw +and on t-the g-good, and (-_-) s-sendeth wain on t-the just and on t-the (^ω~) *cuddles you* u-unjust. + +5:46 Fow if ye wove t-them which wove y-you, what wewawd have ye? (^-^*)/ d-do nyot +even t-the pubwicans t-the same? 5:47 And if ye sawute youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +onwy, what (^-^*)/ d-do ye mowe than o-othews? (^-^*)/ d-do nyot even t-the pubwicans (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 5:48 +(☆▽☆) B-Be ye thewefowe p-pewfect, even as youw Fathew which is in heaven is +p-pewfect. + +6-6:1 Take heed that ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot youw awms befowe men, to be s-seen of (=`ω´=) t-them: +o-othewwise ye have nyo wewawd of youw Fathew which is in heaven. + +6:2 Thewefowe when t-thou doest thinye awms, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot s-sound a twumpet +befowe thee, as t-the hypocwites (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the synyagogues and in t-the +(T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, that they may have gwowy of m-men. Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, They +have theiw wewawd. + +6:3 But when t-thou doest awms, wet nyot thy weft hand knyow what thy +wight hand d-doeth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 That thinye awms may be in secwet: and thy Fathew +which seeth in secwet himsewf shaww wewawd thee o-openwy. + +6:5 And when t-thou pwayest, t-thou shawt nyot be as t-the hypocwites awe: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wove to p-pway standing in t-the synyagogues and in t-the c-cownyews of +t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, that they may be s-seen of m-men. Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, They +have theiw wewawd. + +6:6 But thou, when t-thou pwayest, entew into thy cwoset, and when t-thou +hast s-shut thy d-doow, p-pway to thy Fathew which is in secwet; and thy +Fathew which seeth in secwet shaww wewawd thee o-openwy. + +6:7 But when ye (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, use nyot vain wepetitions, as t-the heathen do: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they think that they shaww be heawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw m-much speaking. + +6:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot ye thewefowe w-wike u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw Fathew k-knyoweth what +things ye have nyeed of, befowe ye ask h-him. + +6:9 Aftew this m-mannyew thewefowe p-pway ye: O-Ouw Fathew which awt in +heaven, Hawwowed be thy nyame. + +6:10 Thy kingdom come, Thy wiww be donye in eawth, as it is in heaven. + +6:11 Give us this day ouw daiwy bwead. + +6:12 And fowgive us ouw debts, as we fowgive ouw debtows. + +6:13 And wead us nyot into t-temptation, but d-dewivew us fwom eviw: Fow +thinye is t-the k-kingdom, and t-the p-powew, and t-the gwowy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. A-Amen. + +6:14 Fow if ye fowgive men theiw twespasses, youw heavenwy Fathew wiww +awso fowgive you: 6:15 But if ye fowgive nyot men theiw twespasses, +nyeithew wiww youw Fathew fowgive youw twespasses. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Moweovew when ye fast, be nyot, as t-the h-hypocwites, of a s-sad +countenyance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they disfiguwe theiw faces, that they may appeaw u-unto +men to fast. Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, They have theiw wewawd. + +6-6:17 But thou, when t-thou fastest, anyoint thinye head, and w-wash thy +face; 6:18 That t-thou appeaw nyot u-unto men to fast, but u-unto thy Fathew +which is in secwet: and thy Fathew, which seeth in secwet, shaww +wewawd thee o-openwy. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 Way nyot up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves tweasuwes upon eawth, whewe ^w^ m-moth and +wust doth cowwupt, and whewe thieves bweak thwough and steaw: 6:20 But +way up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves tweasuwes in heaven, whewe nyeithew ^w^ m-moth (=`ω´=) n-nyow wust +doth cowwupt, and whewe thieves (^-^*)/ d-do nyot bweak thwough (=`ω´=) n-nyow steaw: 6:21 +Fow whewe youw tweasuwe is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww youw heawt be awso. + +6:22 The wight of t-the body is t-the eye: if thewefowe thinye eye be +s-singwe, thy w-whowe body shaww be f-fuww of wight. + +6:23 But if thinye eye be eviw, thy w-whowe body shaww be f-fuww of +dawknyess. + +If thewefowe t-the wight that is in thee be dawknyess, how gweat is that +dawknyess! 6:24 N-Nyo man c-can sewve two mastews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eithew he wiww hate +t-the o-onye, and wove t-the othew; ow ewse he wiww h-howd to t-the o-onye, and +despise t-the o-othew. Ye c-cannyot sewve God and mammon. + +6:25 Thewefowe I say u-unto y-you, Take nyo thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw w-wife, what ye +shaww eat, ow what ye shaww dwink; (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw b-body, what ye +shaww put o-on. Is nyot t-the wife mowe than m-meat, and t-the body than +waiment? 6:26 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the f-fowws of t-the a-aiw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they sow nyot, nyeithew +(^-^*)/ d-do they weap, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gathew into bawns; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet youw heavenwy Fathew feedeth +them. Awe ye nyot m-much bettew than they? 6:27 W-Which of you by taking +thought c-can a-add onye c-cubit u-unto his statuwe? 6:28 And why o(>ω<)o t-take ye +thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waiment? Considew t-the wiwies of t-the fiewd, how they gwow; +they toiw nyot, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do they s-spin: 6:29 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I say u-unto y-you, That +even S-Sowomon in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his gwowy w-was nyot awwayed w-wike onye of these. + +6:30 Whewefowe, if God so cwothe t-the gwass of t-the fiewd, which to day +is, and to mowwow is cast into t-the oven, shaww he nyot m-much mowe cwothe +y-you, O-O ye of ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe faith? 6:31 Thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take nyo t-thought, s-saying, +What shaww we e-eat? ow, What shaww we dwink? ow, Whewewithaw shaww we +be c-cwothed? 6:32 (Fow aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things (^-^*)/ d-do t-the G-Gentiwes s-seek:) +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw heavenwy Fathew k-knyoweth that ye have nyeed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +things. + +6:33 But seek ye fiwst t-the kingdom of G-God, and his wighteousnyess; and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things shaww be a-added u-unto you. + +6-6:34 Take thewefowe nyo thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mowwow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mowwow shaww +o(>ω<)o t-take thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the things of itsewf. Sufficient u-unto t-the day is t-the +eviw t-theweof. + +7:1 Judge nyot, that ye be nyot judged. + +7:2 Fow with what j-judgment ye judge, ye shaww be judged: and with what +measuwe ye m-mete, it shaww be measuwed to you again. + +7-7:3 And why behowdest t-thou t-the mote that is in thy bwothew's eye, but +c-considewest nyot t-the b-beam that is in thinye own eye? 7:4 Ow how wiwt +t-thou say to thy bwothew, Wet m-me puww out t-the mote out of thinye eye; +and, b-behowd, a b-beam is in thinye own eye? 7:5 T-Thou hypocwite, fiwst +cast out t-the b-beam out of thinye own eye; and t-then shawt t-thou s-see +cweawwy to cast out t-the mote out of thy bwothew's eye. + +7:6 Give nyot that which is h-howy u-unto t-the dogs, nyeithew cast ye youw +peawws befowe s-swinye, west they twampwe t-them undew theiw feet, and tuwn +again and w-wend you. + +7-7:7 Ask, and it shaww be given you; seek, and ye shaww find; knyock, +and it shaww be openyed u-unto you: (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that asketh +weceiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that k-knyocketh it +shaww be openyed. + +7:9 Ow what man is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of y-you, whom if his son ask bwead, wiww he +g-give him a stonye? 7:10 Ow if he ask a fish, wiww he g-give him a +sewpent? 7:11 If ye then, being eviw, knyow how to g-give g-good gifts +u-unto youw c-chiwdwen, how m-much mowe shaww youw Fathew which is in heaven +g-give g-good things to t-them that ask h-him? 7:12 Thewefowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things +whatsoevew ye w-wouwd that men shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do to y-you, (^-^*)/ d-do ye even so to (=`ω´=) t-them: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the pwophets. + +7:13 Entew ye in a-at t-the s-stwait (´ ω `♡) g-gate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wide is t-the gate, and bwoad +is t-the way, that weadeth to destwuction, and many (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be which go in +theweat: 7:14 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because s-stwait is t-the gate, and nyawwow is t-the way, which +weadeth u-unto w-wife, and f-few (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be that f-find it. + +7:15 Bewawe of f-fawse pwophets, which come to you in sheep's cwothing, +but inwawdwy they awe wavenying wowves. + +7:16 Ye shaww knyow t-them by theiw fwuits. Do men gathew gwapes of +thowns, ow figs of thistwes? 7:17 Even so {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good twee bwingeth +fowth g-good fwuit; but a cowwupt twee bwingeth fowth eviw fwuit. + +7:18 A-A g-good twee c-cannyot bwing fowth eviw f-fwuit, nyeithew c-can a cowwupt +twee bwing fowth g-good fwuit. + +xDD 7-7:19 Evewy twee that bwingeth nyot fowth g-good fwuit is hewn down, and +cast into t-the fiwe. + +7:20 Whewefowe by theiw fwuits ye shaww knyow them. + +7:21 Nyot {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that saith u-unto me, W-Wowd, W-Wowd, shaww entew into +t-the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth t-the wiww of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which +is in heaven. + +7:22 Many wiww say to m-me in that day, W-Wowd, W-Wowd, have we nyot +pwophesied in thy nyame? and in thy nyame have cast out deviws? and in +thy nyame donye many wondewfuw wowks? 7:23 And t-then wiww I pwofess u-unto +t-them, I nyevew knyew you: depawt fwom me, ye that wowk inyiquity. + +7:24 Thewefowe w-whosoevew heaweth these sayings of minye, and doeth +t-them, I wiww wiken him u-unto a wise ^.^ m-man, which b-buiwt his house upon a +w-wock: 7:25 And t-the wain d-descended, and t-the fwoods came, and t-the w-winds +(O.O) *twerks* b-bwew, and beat upon that h-house; and it feww nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was founded +upon a wock. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that heaweth these sayings of minye, and doeth t-them +nyot, shaww be wikenyed u-unto a foowish ^.^ m-man, which b-buiwt his house upon +t-the sand: (=`ω´=) 7-7:27 And t-the wain d-descended, and t-the fwoods came, and t-the +w-winds (O.O) *twerks* b-bwew, and beat upon that h-house; and it feww: and gweat w-was t-the +faww of it. + +7:28 And it came to pass, when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had ended these sayings, t-the +peopwe wewe astonyished a-at his doctwinye: 7:29 Fow he taught t-them as onye +h-having a-authowity, and nyot as t-the s-scwibes. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 When he w-was come down fwom t-the mountain, gweat m-muwtitudes f-fowwowed +h-him. + +8-8:2 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a wepew and w-wowshipped him, s-saying, W-Wowd, +if t-thou wiwt, t-thou c-canst make m-me cwean. + +8:3 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus put fowth his hand, and touched him, s-saying, I w-wiww; be +t-thou cwean. And immediatewy his wepwosy w-was (´ ω `♡) *notices bulge* c-cweansed. + +8:4 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, See t-thou teww nyo man; but go thy way, +s-shew t-thysewf to t-the pwiest, and offew t-the gift that Moses commanded, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony u-unto them. + +8-8:5 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was entewed into C-Capewnyaum, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came u-unto him a +centuwion, beseeching him, 8:6 And s-saying, W-Wowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant wieth a-at +home sick of t-the pawsy, gwievouswy towmented. + +8:7 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, I wiww come and heaw h-him. + +8:8 The centuwion answewed and said, W-Wowd, I am nyot wowthy that t-thou +shouwdest come undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woof: but speak t-the wowd onwy, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant +shaww be heawed. + +8:9 Fow I am a man undew a-authowity, h-having sowdiews undew me: and I +say to this ^.^ m-man, Go, and he g-goeth; and to anyothew, Come, and he +(╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, Do this, and he doeth it. + +8-8:10 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd it, he mawvewwed, and said to t-them that +fowwowed, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I have nyot f-found so gweat faith, nyo, +nyot in Iswaew. + +8-8:11 And I say u-unto y-you, That many shaww come fwom t-the east and west, +and shaww sit down with A-Abwaham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in t-the kingdom +of heaven. + +8:12 But t-the chiwdwen of t-the kingdom shaww be cast out into outew +dawknyess: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be weeping and gnyashing of teeth. + +8-8:13 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-the centuwion, Go thy way; and as t-thou hast +bewieved, so be it donye u-unto thee. And his sewvant w-was heawed in t-the +sewfsame h-houw. + +8:14 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was come into Petew's h-house, he saw his w-wife's +mothew waid, and sick of a fevew. + +8:15 And he touched hew hand, and t-the fevew weft hew: and she a-awose, +and minyistewed u-unto them. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 When t-the even w-was come, they b-bwought u-unto him many that wewe +p-possessed with deviws: and he cast out t-the s-spiwits with his wowd, and +heawed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe sick: 8:17 That it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was +spoken by Esaias t-the pwophet, s-saying, Himsewf took ouw infiwmities, +and bawe ouw sicknyesses. + +8-8:18 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw gweat m-muwtitudes about him, he gave +commandment to depawt u-unto t-the othew side. + +8-8:19 And a c-cewtain scwibe came, and said u-unto him, Mastew, I wiww +fowwow thee whithewsoevew t-thou goest. + +8:20 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, The foxes have howes, and t-the biwds of +t-the aiw have nyests; but t-the S-Son of man hath nyot whewe to way his head. + +8-8:21 And anyothew of his discipwes said u-unto him, W-Wowd, s-suffew m-me fiwst +to go and buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Fowwow m-me; and wet t-the dead buwy theiw +dead. + +8:23 And when he w-was entewed into a ship, his discipwes f-fowwowed h-him. + +8:24 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a gweat t-tempest in t-the sea, i-insomuch +that t-the s-ship w-was covewed with t-the waves: but he w-was asweep. + +8:25 And his discipwes came to him, and awoke him, s-saying, W-Wowd, s-save +us: we pewish. + +8:26 And he saith u-unto t-them, Why awe ye feawfuw, O-O ye of ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe faith? +T-Then he a-awose, and webuked t-the w-winds and t-the sea; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a +gweat cawm. + +8:27 But t-the men mawvewwed, s-saying, What m-mannyew of man is this, that +even t-the w-winds and t-the sea obey him! 8:28 And when he w-was come to t-the +othew side into t-the c-countwy of t-the G-Gewgesenyes, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe met him two +p-possessed with ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, coming out of t-the tombs, exceeding f-fiewce, so +that nyo man m-might pass by that way. + +8:29 And, b-behowd, they cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, What have we to (^-^*)/ d-do with +thee, Jesus, t-thou S-Son of God? awt t-thou come hithew to t-towment us +befowe t-the time? 8:30 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a g-good w-way off fwom t-them an hewd +of many s-swinye f-feeding. + +8:31 S-So t-the deviws besought him, s-saying, If t-thou cast us (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-suffew +us to go away into t-the hewd of swinye. + +8:32 And he said u-unto t-them, Go. And when they wewe come (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they went +into t-the hewd of swinye: and, b-behowd, t-the w-whowe hewd of s-swinye wan +viowentwy down a steep pwace into t-the sea, and pewished in t-the watews. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 And they that kept t-them fwed, and went theiw ways into t-the city, +and towd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thing, and what w-was ^w^ b-befawwen to t-the p-possessed of t-the +deviws. + +8:34 And, b-behowd, t-the w-whowe city came out to meet Jesus: and when they +saw him, they besought him that he w-wouwd depawt out of theiw coasts. + +9:1 And he entewed into a ship, and passed ovew, and came into his own +city. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And, b-behowd, they b-bwought to him a man sick of t-the pawsy, wying on +a bed: and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus seeing theiw f-faith said u-unto t-the sick of t-the pawsy; +Son, be of g-good (-ω-、) c-cheew; thy s-sins be fowgiven thee. + +9:3 And, b-behowd, c-cewtain of t-the scwibes said within themsewves, This +man bwasphemeth. + +9:4 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyowing theiw thoughts said, Whewefowe think ye eviw in +youw heawts? 9:5 Fow whethew is easiew, to say, Thy s-sins be fowgiven +thee; ow to say, Awise, and wawk? 9:6 But that ye may knyow that t-the +S-Son of man hath p-powew on eawth to fowgive sins, (then saith he to t-the +sick of t-the pawsy,) Awise, o(>ω<)o t-take up thy bed, and go u-unto thinye house. + +9:7 And he a-awose, and depawted to his house. + +9:8 But when t-the m-muwtitudes saw it, they mawvewwed, and gwowified G-God, +which h-had given such p-powew u-unto m-men. + +9:9 And as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus passed fowth fwom thence, he saw a ^.^ m-man, nyamed +M-Matthew, sitting a-at t-the weceipt of custom: and he saith u-unto him, +Fowwow me. And he a-awose, and f-fowwowed h-him. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And it came to pass, as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sat a-at meat in t-the h-house, b-behowd, +many pubwicans and sinnyews came and sat down with him and his +d-discipwes. + +9-9:11 And when t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees saw it, they said u-unto his discipwes, Why +eateth youw M-Mastew with pubwicans and sinnyews? 9:12 But when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +heawd that, he said u-unto t-them, They that be w-whowe nyeed nyot a +p-physician, but they that awe s-sick. + +9:13 But go ye and weawn what that meanyeth, I wiww have m-mewcy, and nyot +sacwifice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot come to caww t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, but sinnyews to +wepentance. + +9-9:14 T-Then came to him t-the discipwes of John, s-saying, Why (^-^*)/ d-do we and t-the +(^ω~) P-Phawisees fast oft, but thy discipwes fast nyot? 9:15 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said +u-unto t-them, Can t-the chiwdwen of t-the b-bwidechambew mouwn, as wong as t-the +bwidegwoom is with them? but t-the days wiww come, when t-the bwidegwoom +shaww be taken fwom t-them, and t-then shaww they fast. + +9:16 N-Nyo man putteth a piece of nyew cwoth u-unto an o-owd gawment, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that +which is put in to fiww it up taketh fwom t-the gawment, and t-the went is +m-made wowse. + +9:17 N-Nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do men put nyew winye into o-owd b-bottwes: ewse t-the bottwes +bweak, and t-the winye w-wunnyeth (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the bottwes pewish: but they put +nyew winye into nyew bottwes, and both awe pwesewved. + +9:18 Whiwe he spake these things u-unto t-them, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a +c-cewtain wuwew, and w-wowshipped him, s-saying, My daughtew is even nyow +dead: but come and way thy hand upon hew, and she shaww w-wive. + +9:19 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus a-awose, and f-fowwowed him, and so did his d-discipwes. + +9:20 And, b-behowd, a woman, which w-was diseased with an i-issue of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +twewve yeaws, came behind him, and touched t-the hem of his g-gawment: +9:21 Fow she said within hewsewf, If I may but touch his gawment, I +shaww be w-whowe. + +9:22 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed him a-about, and when he saw hew, he said, +D-Daughtew, be of g-good comfowt; thy f-faith hath m-made thee w-whowe. And t-the +woman w-was m-made w-whowe fwom that h-houw. + +9:23 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came into t-the wuwew's h-house, and saw t-the m-minstwews +and t-the peopwe making a nyoise, 9:24 He said u-unto t-them, Give p-pwace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the m-maid is nyot dead, but sweepeth. And they w-waughed him to s-scown. + +9:25 But when t-the peopwe wewe put fowth, he went in, and took hew by +t-the hand, and t-the m-maid awose. + +9:26 And t-the f-fame heweof went a-abwoad into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wand. + +9:27 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus depawted thence, two bwind men f-fowwowed him, +cwying, and s-saying, T-Thou son of D-David, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on us. + +9-9:28 And when he w-was come into t-the h-house, t-the bwind men came to him: +and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Bewieve ye that I am abwe to (^-^*)/ d-do t-this? They +said u-unto him, Yea, Wowd. + +9:29 T-Then touched he theiw eyes, s-saying, Accowding to youw f-faith be it +u-unto you. + +9:30 And theiw eyes wewe openyed; and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus stwaitwy c-chawged t-them, +s-saying, See that nyo man knyow it. + +9:31 But they, when they wewe depawted, spwead a-abwoad his f-fame in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that countwy. + +9:32 As they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, b-behowd, they b-bwought to him a dumb man +p-possessed with a deviw. + +9:33 And when t-the deviw w-was cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-the dumb spake: and t-the +m-muwtitudes mawvewwed, s-saying, I-It w-was nyevew so s-seen in Iswaew. + +9:34 But t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees said, He casteth out deviws thwough t-the pwince +of t-the deviws. + +9:35 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went about (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities and viwwages, teaching in +theiw synyagogues, and pweaching t-the gospew of t-the k-kingdom, and (☆ω☆) h-heawing +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sicknyess and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy d-disease among t-the peopwe. + +9:36 But when he saw t-the (^ω~) m-muwtitudes, he w-was moved with compassion on +t-them, because they fainted, and wewe scattewed abwoad, as sheep h-having +nyo shephewd. + +9:37 T-Then saith he u-unto his discipwes, The hawvest t-twuwy is pwenteous, +but t-the wabouwews awe f-few; 9:38 Pway ye thewefowe t-the Wowd of t-the +hawvest, that he wiww send fowth wabouwews into his h-hawvest. + +10:1 And when he h-had cawwed u-unto him his twewve discipwes, he gave +t-them p-powew against uncwean s-spiwits, to cast t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and to heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +m-mannyew of sicknyess and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of disease. + +1-10:2 Nyow t-the nyames of t-the twewve apostwes awe t-these; The fiwst, Simon, +who is cawwed Petew, and A-Andwew his bwothew; James t-the son of Zebedee, +and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John his bwothew; 10:3 Phiwip, and Bawthowomew; Thomas, and +Matthew t-the pubwican; James t-the son of A-Awphaeus, and Webbaeus, whose +suwnyame w-was Thaddaeus; 10:4 Simon t-the Canyaanyite, and (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, +who awso betwayed h-him. + +1-10:5 These twewve ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sent fowth, and commanded t-them, s-saying, Go nyot +into t-the w-way of t-the G-Gentiwes, and into any city of t-the S-Samawitans +entew ye nyot: 10:6 But go wathew to t-the wost sheep of t-the house of +Iswaew. + +10:7 And as ye go, pweach, s-saying, The kingdom of heaven is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +10:8 Heaw t-the sick, cweanse t-the wepews, w-waise t-the dead, cast out +deviws: f-fweewy ye have weceived, f-fweewy give. + +10:9 Pwovide nyeithew gowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-siwvew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwass in youw p-puwses, 10:10 +Nyow scwip (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, nyeithew two c-coats, nyeithew (￣ω￣) s-shoes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +staves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wowkman is wowthy of his meat. + +1-10:11 And into whatsoevew city ow t-town ye shaww e-entew, enquiwe who in +it is w-wowthy; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abide tiww ye go thence. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And when ye come into an h-house, sawute it. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And if t-the house be wowthy, wet youw peace come upon i-it: but if +it be nyot wowthy, wet youw peace (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to you. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And w-whosoevew shaww nyot weceive y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw youw wowds, when +ye depawt out of that house ow city, s-shake off t-the dust of youw feet. + +10:15 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I-It shaww be mowe towewabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand +of Sodom and o(>< )o G-Gomowwha in t-the day of j-judgment, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that city. + +1-10:16 Behowd, I send you fowth as sheep in t-the m-midst of wowves: be ye +thewefowe wise as sewpents, and hawmwess as doves. + +1-10:17 But bewawe of m-men: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww d-dewivew you up to t-the counciws, +and they wiww scouwge you in theiw synyagogues; 10:18 And ye shaww be +b-bwought befowe govewnyows and kings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony +against t-them and t-the Gentiwes. + +10:19 But when they d-dewivew you up, o(>ω<)o t-take nyo thought how ow what ye +shaww speak: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww be given you in that same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw what ye shaww +s-speak. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 Fow it is nyot ye that speak, but t-the Spiwit of youw Fathew which +s-speaketh in you. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And t-the b-bwothew shaww d-dewivew up t-the b-bwothew to d-death, and t-the +o(>ω<)o f-fathew t-the chiwd: and t-the chiwdwen shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up against theiw +pawents, and c-cause t-them to be put to death. + +10:22 And ye shaww be hated of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake: but he that +enduweth to t-the end shaww be saved. + +1-10:23 But when they pewsecute you in this city, fwee ye into anyothew: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Ye shaww nyot have gonye o-ovew t-the c-cities of +I-Iswaew, tiww t-the S-Son of man be come. + +10:24 The discipwe is nyot a-above his mastew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the sewvant a-above his +w-wowd. + +10:25 I-It is e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the discipwe that he be as his mastew, and t-the +sewvant as his w-wowd. If they have cawwed t-the mastew of t-the house +Beewzebub, how m-much mowe shaww they caww t-them of his (>_<) h-househowd? 10:26 +Feaw t-them nyot thewefowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, that shaww nyot +be weveawed; and hid, that shaww nyot be knyown. + +10:27 What I teww you in dawknyess, that speak ye in wight: and what ye +h-heaw in t-the eaw, that pweach ye upon t-the housetops. + +1-10:28 And f-feaw nyot t-them which kiww t-the b-body, but awe nyot abwe to kiww +t-the souw: but wathew f-feaw him which is abwe to d-destwoy both souw and +body in heww. + +10:29 Awe nyot two spawwows sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a f-fawthing? and onye of t-them shaww +nyot faww on t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound without youw Fathew. + +10:30 But t-the vewy haiws of youw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyumbewed. + +10:31 Feaw ye nyot thewefowe, ye awe of mowe vawue than many spawwows. + +10:32 Whosoevew thewefowe shaww confess m-me befowe men, him wiww I +confess awso befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which is in heaven. + +10:33 But w-whosoevew shaww deny m-me befowe men, him wiww I awso deny +befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which is in heaven. + +1-10:34 Think nyot that I am come to send peace on eawth: I came nyot to +send p-peace, but a swowd. + +10:35 Fow I am come to s-set a man a-at ♡(｡- ω -) v-vawiance against his fathew, and +t-the daughtew against hew mothew, and t-the daughtew in (☆▽☆) w-waw against hew +mothew in waw. + +10:36 And a man's foes shaww be they of his own househowd. + +10:37 He that woveth o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow mothew mowe than m-me is nyot wowthy of +me: and he that woveth son ow daughtew mowe than m-me is nyot wowthy of +me. + +10:38 And he that taketh nyot his cwoss, and fowwoweth aftew me, is nyot +wowthy of me. + +10:39 He that findeth his wife shaww wose i-it: and he that w-woseth his +wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake shaww f-find it. + +1-10:40 He that weceiveth you weceiveth me, and he that weceiveth m-me +weceiveth him that sent me. + +1-10:41 He that weceiveth a pwophet in t-the nyame of a pwophet shaww +weceive a pwophet's wewawd; and he that weceiveth a wighteous man in +t-the nyame of a wighteous man shaww weceive a wighteous man's wewawd. + +10:42 And w-whosoevew shaww g-give to dwink u-unto onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes +a cup of cowd w-watew onwy in t-the nyame of a d-discipwe, vewiwy I say u-unto +y-you, he shaww in nyo wise wose his wewawd. + +11:1 And it came to pass, when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had m-made an end of c-commanding his +twewve discipwes, he depawted (o´∀`o) t-thence to t-teach and to pweach in theiw +cities. + +11:2 Nyow when (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John h-had heawd in t-the pwison t-the wowks of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, he +sent two of his discipwes, 11:3 And said u-unto him, Awt t-thou he that +shouwd come, ow (^-^*)/ d-do we wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (>_<) a-anyothew? 11:4 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said +u-unto t-them, Go and s-shew (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John again those things which ye (^-^*)/ d-do h-heaw and +see: 11:5 The bwind weceive theiw s-sight, and t-the wame wawk, t-the wepews +awe cweansed, and t-the deaf h-heaw, t-the dead awe waised up, and t-the poow +have t-the gospew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached to them. + +11:6 And bwessed is he, w-whosoevew shaww nyot be o-offended in me. + +11:7 And as they depawted, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus began to say u-unto t-the m-muwtitudes +c-concewnying John, What went ye out into t-the wiwdewnyess to see? A-A weed +shaken with t-the wind? 11:8 But what went ye out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to see? A-A man +cwothed in soft waiment? b-behowd, they that ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw soft (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cwothing awe in +kings' houses. + +11:9 But what went ye out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to see? A-A pwophet? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I say u-unto y-you, +and mowe than a pwophet. + +11:10 Fow this is he, of whom it is wwitten, Behowd, I send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +messengew befowe thy face, which shaww p-pwepawe thy w-way befowe thee. + +11:11 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Among t-them that awe bown of w-women (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +hath nyot wisen a gweatew than (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist: nyotwithstanding he +that is weast in t-the kingdom of heaven is gweatew than he. + +11:12 And fwom t-the days of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the (✯◡✯) B-Baptist untiw nyow t-the kingdom of +heaven suffeweth viowence, and t-the viowent o(>ω<)o t-take it by fowce. + +11:13 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets and t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw pwophesied untiw John. + +11:14 And if ye wiww weceive it, this is E-Ewias, which w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to come. + +11:15 He that hath eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. + +11:16 But wheweunto shaww I wiken this (o_O)! g-genyewation? I-It is w-wike u-unto +chiwdwen sitting in t-the mawkets, and cawwing u-unto theiw fewwows, 11:17 +And s-saying, We have piped u-unto y-you, and ye have nyot danced; we have +mouwnyed u-unto y-you, and ye have nyot wamented. + +11:18 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John came nyeithew e-eating (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwinking, and they say, He hath +a deviw. + +11:19 The S-Son of man came e-eating and dwinking, and they say, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd a +man gwuttonyous, and a w-winyebibbew, a fwiend of pubwicans and sinnyews. +But wisdom is j-justified of hew chiwdwen. + +11:20 T-Then began he to u-upbwaid t-the c-cities whewein most of his mighty +wowks wewe donye, because they wepented nyot: 11:21 Woe u-unto thee, +Chowazin! (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto thee, Bethsaida! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-the mighty wowks, which +wewe donye in y-you, h-had b-been donye in T-Tywe and S-Sidon, they w-wouwd have +wepented wong ago in (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth and ashes. + +11:22 But I say u-unto y-you, I-It shaww be mowe towewabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow T-Tywe and +(❤ω❤) S-Sidon a-at t-the day of j-judgment, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +1-11:23 And thou, C-Capewnyaum, which awt exawted u-unto heaven, shawt be +b-bwought down to heww: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-the mighty wowks, which have b-been donye in +thee, h-had b-been donye in Sodom, it w-wouwd have wemainyed untiw this d-day. + +11:24 But I say u-unto y-you, That it shaww be mowe towewabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand +of Sodom in t-the day of j-judgment, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +11:25 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, I thank thee, O-O Fathew, +Wowd of heaven and eawth, because t-thou hast hid these things fwom t-the +wise and pwudent, and hast weveawed t-them u-unto babes. + +11:26 Even so, Fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so it seemed g-good in thy sight. + +11:27 Aww things awe dewivewed u-unto m-me of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew: and nyo man +k-knyoweth t-the Son, but t-the F-Fathew; nyeithew k-knyoweth any man t-the Fathew, +s-save t-the Son, and he to w-whomsoevew t-the S-Son wiww weveaw h-him. + +11:28 Come u-unto me, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that wabouw and awe h-heavy (＃￣ω￣) w-waden, and I wiww +g-give you w-west. + +1-11:29 Take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke upon y-you, and weawn of m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am meek and wowwy +in (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and ye shaww f-find w-west u-unto youw souws. + +11:30 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke is easy, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden is wight. + +12:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went on t-the sabbath day thwough t-the cown; and +his discipwes wewe an hungwed, and began to pwuck t-the eaws of cown and +to eat. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 But when t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees saw it, they said u-unto him, Behowd, thy +discipwes (^-^*)/ d-do that which is nyot wawfuw to (^-^*)/ d-do upon t-the sabbath d-day. + +12:3 But he said u-unto t-them, H-Have ye nyot wead what David did, when he +w-was an hungwed, and they that wewe with h-him; 12:4 How he entewed into +t-the house of G-God, and did e-eat t-the shewbwead, which w-was nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +him to eat, nyeithew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them which wewe with him, but onwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +pwiests? 1-12:5 Ow have ye nyot wead in t-the w-waw, how that on t-the sabbath +days t-the pwiests in t-the tempwe pwofanye t-the sabbath, and awe (´ ∀ ` *) *leans over* b-bwamewess? +12:6 But I say u-unto y-you, That in this pwace is onye gweatew than t-the +tempwe. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 But if ye h-had knyown what this meanyeth, I wiww have m-mewcy, and nyot +sacwifice, ye w-wouwd nyot have condemnyed t-the guiwtwess. + +12:8 Fow t-the S-Son of man is Wowd even of t-the sabbath d-day. + +12:9 And when he w-was depawted thence, he went into theiw synyagogue: +12:10 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man which h-had his hand withewed. And +they asked him, s-saying, Is it wawfuw to heaw on t-the sabbath days? that +they m-might a-accuse h-him. + +1-12:11 And he said u-unto t-them, What man shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be among y-you, that +shaww have onye sheep, and if it faww into a p-pit on t-the sabbath day, +wiww he nyot way h-howd on it, and wift it out? 12:12 How m-much t-then is a +man bettew than a sheep? Whewefowe it is wawfuw to (^-^*)/ d-do w-weww on t-the +sabbath days. + +12:13 T-Then saith he to t-the ^.^ m-man, Stwetch fowth thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he +stwetched it fowth; and it w-was westowed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, w-wike as t-the o-othew. + +12:14 T-Then t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and hewd a counciw against him, how +they m-might d-destwoy h-him. + +1-12:15 But when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew it, he w-withdwew himsewf fwom ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ t-thence: and +gweat m-muwtitudes f-fowwowed him, and he heawed t-them aww; 12:16 And +c-chawged t-them that they shouwd nyot make him knyown: 12:17 That it m-might +be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by Esaias t-the pwophet, s-saying, (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 +(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, whom I have chosen; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, in whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is +w-weww p-pweased: I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit upon him, and he shaww s-shew +j-judgment to t-the Gentiwes. + +12:19 He shaww nyot stwive, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cwy; nyeithew shaww any man h-heaw his +voice in t-the stweets. + +12:20 A-A bwuised weed shaww he nyot bweak, and smoking fwax shaww he nyot +quench, tiww he send fowth j-judgment u-unto victowy. + +1-12:21 And in his nyame shaww t-the G-Gentiwes twust. + +12:22 T-Then w-was b-bwought u-unto him onye p-possessed with a deviw, bwind, and +dumb: and he heawed him, i-insomuch that t-the bwind and dumb both spake +and saw. + +12:23 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe amazed, and said, Is nyot this t-the son of +David? 12:24 But when t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees heawd it, they said, This f-fewwow +doth nyot cast out ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, but by Beewzebub t-the pwince of t-the deviws. + +12:25 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew theiw thoughts, and said u-unto t-them, Evewy kingdom +d-divided against itsewf is b-bwought to desowation; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city ow +house d-divided against itsewf shaww nyot s-stand: 12:26 And if Satan cast +out Satan, he is d-divided against himsewf; how shaww t-then his kingdom +stand? 12:27 And if I by Beewzebub cast out ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, by whom (^-^*)/ d-do youw +chiwdwen cast t-them out? thewefowe they shaww be youw judges. + +12:28 But if I cast out deviws by t-the Spiwit of G-God, t-then t-the kingdom +of God is come u-unto you. + +12:29 Ow ewse how c-can onye entew into a stwong man's h-house, and spoiw +his goods, except he fiwst bind t-the stwong man? and t-then he wiww spoiw +his house. + +12:30 He that is nyot with m-me is against m-me; and he that gatheweth nyot +with m-me s-scatteweth abwoad. + +12:31 Whewefowe I say u-unto y-you, Aww m-mannyew of sin and bwasphemy shaww +be fowgiven u-unto m-men: but t-the bwasphemy against t-the Howy Ghost shaww +nyot be fowgiven u-unto m-men. + +12:32 And w-whosoevew s-speaketh a wowd against t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, it shaww +be fowgiven him: but w-whosoevew s-speaketh against t-the Howy Ghost, it +shaww nyot be fowgiven him, nyeithew in this wowwd, nyeithew in t-the wowwd +to come. + +1-12:33 Eithew make t-the twee g-good, and his fwuit good; ow ewse make t-the +twee cowwupt, and his fwuit cowwupt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twee is knyown by his +fwuit. + +12:34 O-O genyewation of vipews, how c-can ye, being eviw, speak g-good +(o^▽^o) t-things? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of t-the a-abundance of t-the heawt t-the mouth speaketh. + +12:35 A-A g-good man out of t-the g-good tweasuwe of t-the heawt bwingeth fowth +g-good things: and an eviw man out of t-the eviw tweasuwe bwingeth fowth +eviw things. + +12:36 But I say u-unto y-you, That {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy idwe wowd that men shaww speak, +they shaww g-give ( ~*-*)~ a-account theweof in t-the day of judgment. + +1-12:37 Fow by thy w-wowds t-thou shawt be justified, and by thy w-wowds t-thou +shawt be c-condemnyed. + +12:38 T-Then c-cewtain of t-the scwibes and of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees answewed, +s-saying, Mastew, we w-wouwd s-see a (*´▽`*) s-sign fwom thee. + +12:39 But he answewed and said u-unto t-them, An eviw and aduwtewous +genyewation seeketh aftew a s-sign; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo (*´▽`*) s-sign be given to +it, but t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of t-the pwophet Jonyas: 1-12:40 Fow as Jonyas w-was thwee +days and thwee nyights in t-the whawe's bewwy; so shaww t-the S-Son of man be +thwee days and thwee nyights in t-the heawt of t-the eawth. + +12:41 The men of Nyinyeveh shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise in j-judgment with this g-genyewation, +and shaww c-condemn i-it: because they wepented a-at t-the pweaching of J-Jonyas; +and, b-behowd, a gweatew than Jonyas is hewe. + +12:42 The queen of t-the south shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up in t-the j-judgment with this +g-genyewation, and shaww c-condemn i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she came fwom t-the uttewmost +pawts of t-the eawth to h-heaw t-the wisdom of S-Sowomon; and, b-behowd, a +gweatew than S-Sowomon is hewe. + +12:43 When t-the uncwean spiwit is gonye out of a ^.^ m-man, he w-wawketh thwough +dwy pwaces, seeking west, and findeth n-nyonye. + +12:44 T-Then he saith, I wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house fwom whence I came +out; and when he is come, he findeth it e-empty, swept, and gawnyished. + +(　･ω･)☞ 1-12:45 T-Then goeth he, and taketh with himsewf seven othew s-spiwits mowe +wicked than himsewf, and they entew in and dweww thewe: and t-the wast +state of that man is wowse than t-the fiwst. Even so shaww it be awso +u-unto this wicked genyewation. + +12:46 Whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-tawked to t-the p-peopwe, b-behowd, his mothew and his +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen s-stood without, desiwing to speak with h-him. + +1-12:47 T-Then onye said u-unto him, Behowd, thy mothew and thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +stand without, desiwing to speak with thee. + +12:48 But he answewed and said u-unto him that towd him, Who is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mothew? and who awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? 12:49 And he stwetched fowth his +hand towawd his discipwes, and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen! +12:50 Fow w-whosoevew shaww (^-^*)/ d-do t-the wiww of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which is in heaven, +t-the same is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, and sistew, and m-mothew. + +13:1 The same day went ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus out of t-the h-house, and sat by t-the sea +side. + +13:2 And gweat m-muwtitudes wewe gathewed togethew u-unto him, so that he +went into a ship, and (-_-) *moans* s-sat; and t-the w-whowe muwtitude s-stood on t-the showe. + +13:3 And he spake many things u-unto t-them in pawabwes, s-saying, Behowd, a +sowew went fowth to (☆ω☆) s-sow; 13:4 And when he sowed, s-some seeds feww by +t-the w-way side, and t-the f-fowws came and devouwed t-them up: 13:5 Some feww +upon stony pwaces, whewe they h-had nyot m-much eawth: and fowthwith they +spwung up, because they h-had nyo deepnyess of eawth: 13:6 And when t-the +sun w-was up, they wewe s-scowched; and because they h-had nyo woot, they +withewed away. + +13:7 And s-some feww among thowns; and t-the thowns spwung up, and choked +(=`ω´=) t-them: 13:8 But othew feww into g-good g-gwound, and b-bwought fowth f-fwuit, +s-some an h-hundwedfowd, s-some sixtyfowd, s-some thiwtyfowd. + +13:9 Who hath eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. + +1-13:10 And t-the discipwes came, and said u-unto him, Why speakest t-thou +u-unto t-them in p-pawabwes? 1-13:11 He answewed and said u-unto t-them, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because +it is given u-unto you to knyow t-the mystewies of t-the kingdom of heaven, +but to t-them it is nyot given. + +13:12 Fow w-whosoevew h-hath, to him shaww be given, and he shaww have +mowe abundance: but w-whosoevew hath nyot, fwom him shaww be taken away +even that he h-hath. + +13:13 Thewefowe speak I to t-them in pawabwes: because they seeing s-see +n-nyot; and heawing they h-heaw nyot, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do they undewstand. + +13:14 And in t-them is fuwfiwwed t-the pwophecy of Esaias, which saith, By +heawing ye shaww h-heaw, and shaww nyot u-undewstand; and seeing ye shaww +see, and shaww nyot pewceive: 13:15 Fow this p-peopwe's heawt is (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed +gwoss, and theiw eaws awe duww of h-heawing, and theiw eyes they have +cwosed; west a-at any time they shouwd s-see with theiw eyes and h-heaw with +theiw eaws, and shouwd undewstand with theiw heawt, and shouwd be +convewted, and I shouwd heaw them. + +1-13:16 But bwessed awe youw eyes, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they see: and youw eaws, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +heaw. + +13:17 Fow vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That many pwophets and wighteous men +have desiwed to s-see those things which ye see, and have nyot s-seen t-them; +and to h-heaw those things which ye h-heaw, and have nyot heawd them. + +13:18 Heaw ye thewefowe t-the pawabwe of t-the sowew. + +13:19 When any onye heaweth t-the wowd of t-the k-kingdom, and undewstandeth +it nyot, t-then cometh t-the wicked o-onye, and (＞ｍ＜) c-catcheth away that which w-was +sown in his heawt. This is he which weceived seed by t-the w-way side. + +1-13:20 But he that weceived t-the seed into stony pwaces, t-the same is he +that heaweth t-the wowd, and a-anyon with joy weceiveth it; 13:21 Y-Yet hath +he nyot woot in himsewf, but duweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a whiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow when twibuwation +ow p-pewsecution awiseth because of t-the wowd, by and by he is offended. + +13:22 He awso that weceived seed among t-the thowns is he that heaweth +t-the wowd; and t-the cawe of this wowwd, and t-the deceitfuwnyess of wiches, +choke t-the wowd, and he becometh u-unfwuitfuw. + +13:23 But he that weceived seed into t-the g-good (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound is he that +heaweth t-the wowd, and undewstandeth it; which awso beaweth f-fwuit, and +bwingeth fowth, s-some an h-hundwedfowd, s-some s-sixty, s-some t-thiwty. + +13:24 Anyothew pawabwe put he fowth u-unto t-them, s-saying, The kingdom of +heaven is wikenyed u-unto a man which sowed g-good seed in his fiewd: 13:25 +But whiwe men swept, his enyemy came and sowed tawes among t-the wheat, +and went his way. + +13:26 But when t-the bwade w-was spwung up, and b-bwought fowth f-fwuit, t-then +appeawed t-the tawes awso. + +13:27 S-So t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the h-househowdew came and said u-unto him, Siw, +didst nyot t-thou sow g-good seed in thy fiewd? fwom whence t-then hath it +tawes? 13:28 He said u-unto t-them, An enyemy hath donye this. The (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +said u-unto him, Wiwt t-thou t-then that we go and gathew t-them u-up? 13:29 +But he said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; west whiwe ye gathew up t-the tawes, ye woot up awso +t-the wheat with them. + +13:30 Wet both gwow togethew untiw t-the hawvest: and in t-the time of +hawvest I wiww say to t-the w-weapews, Gathew ye togethew fiwst t-the tawes, +and bind t-them in bundwes to buwn (=`ω´=) t-them: but gathew t-the wheat into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bawn. + +13:31 Anyothew pawabwe put he fowth u-unto t-them, s-saying, The kingdom of +heaven is w-wike to a gwain of mustawd seed, which a man took, and sowed +in his fiewd: ~(>_<~) 1-13:32 W-Which indeed is t-the weast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seeds: but when +it is gwown, it is t-the gweatest among hewbs, and becometh a twee, so +that t-the biwds of t-the aiw come and wodge in t-the bwanches t-theweof. + +13:33 Anyothew pawabwe spake he u-unto t-them; The kingdom of heaven is +w-wike u-unto weaven, which a woman took, and hid in thwee measuwes of +m-meaw, tiww t-the w-whowe w-was w-weavenyed. + +13:34 Aww these things spake ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-the muwtitude in pawabwes; and +without a pawabwe spake he nyot u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 13:35 That it m-might be +fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by t-the pwophet, s-saying, I wiww open o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +mouth in pawabwes; I wiww uttew things which have b-been kept secwet +fwom t-the f-foundation of t-the wowwd. + +13:36 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sent t-the muwtitude away, and went into t-the house: and +his discipwes came u-unto him, s-saying, Decwawe u-unto us t-the pawabwe of +t-the tawes of t-the fiewd. + +13:37 He answewed and said u-unto t-them, He that soweth t-the g-good seed is +t-the S-Son of man; (☆▽☆) *shuffles closer* 1-13:38 The fiewd is t-the wowwd; t-the g-good seed awe t-the +chiwdwen of t-the kingdom; but t-the tawes awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the wicked +onye; 13:39 The enyemy that sowed t-them is t-the deviw; t-the hawvest is t-the +end of t-the wowwd; and t-the (*´▽`*) w-weapews awe t-the angews. + +13:40 As thewefowe t-the tawes awe gathewed and buwnyed in t-the fiwe; so +shaww it be in t-the end of this wowwd. + +13:41 The S-Son of man shaww send fowth his a-angews, and they shaww +gathew out of his kingdom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that offend, and t-them which (^-^*)/ d-do +inyiquity; 13:42 And shaww cast t-them into a fuwnyace of fiwe: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be waiwing and gnyashing of teeth. + +13:43 T-Then shaww t-the wighteous (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye fowth as t-the sun in t-the kingdom +of theiw Fathew. Who hath eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. + +13:44 A-Again, t-the kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto tweasuwe hid in a +fiewd; t-the which when a man hath found, he hideth, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy theweof +goeth and sewweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-hath, and buyeth that fiewd. + +13:45 A-Again, t-the kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto a m-mewchant ^.^ m-man, +seeking goodwy p-peawws: 1-13:46 Who, when he h-had f-found onye p-peaww of gweat +pwice, went and sowd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had, and bought it. + +1-13:47 A-Again, t-the kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto a nyet, that w-was cast +into t-the sea, and gathewed of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy kind: (o^ ^o)/ 1-13:48 Which, when it w-was +fuww, they dwew to s-showe, and sat down, and gathewed t-the g-good into +vessews, but cast t-the (＃￣ω￣) b-bad away. + +13:49 S-So shaww it be a-at t-the end of t-the wowwd: t-the angews shaww come +fowth, and sevew t-the wicked fwom among t-the just, 13:50 And shaww cast +t-them into t-the fuwnyace of fiwe: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be waiwing and gnyashing of +teeth. + +13:51 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, H-Have ye undewstood (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these (o^▽^o) t-things? They +say u-unto him, Yea, Wowd. + +13:52 T-Then said he u-unto t-them, Thewefowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy scwibe which is +instwucted u-unto t-the kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto a man that is an +househowdew, which bwingeth fowth out of his tweasuwe things nyew and +owd. + +13:53 And it came to pass, that when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had finyished these +pawabwes, he depawted thence. + +13:54 And when he w-was come into his own countwy, he taught t-them in +theiw (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, i-insomuch that they wewe astonyished, and said, Whence +hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty wowks? 1-13:55 Is nyot this +t-the cawpentew's son? is nyot his mothew cawwed Mawy? and his bwethwen, +James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? 13:56 And his sistews, awe +they nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with us? Whence t-then hath this man (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these (o^▽^o) t-things? +13:57 And they wewe o-offended in h-him. But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, A-A +pwophet is nyot without honyouw, s-save in his own countwy, and in his own +house. + +13:58 And he did nyot many mighty wowks (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe because of theiw +u-unbewief. + +14:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time Hewod t-the tetwawch heawd of t-the f-fame of Jesus, 14:2 +And said u-unto his sewvants, This is (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist; he is wisen fwom +t-the dead; and thewefowe mighty wowks (^-^*)/ d-do s-shew fowth themsewves in h-him. + +14:3 Fow Hewod h-had w-waid h-howd on John, and b-bound him, and put him in +pwison (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (o･ω･o) *cuddles you* H-Hewodias' sake, his b-bwothew Phiwip's wife. + +14:4 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John said u-unto him, I-It is nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to have hew. + +1-14:5 And when he w-wouwd have put him to d-death, he feawed t-the muwtitude, +because they c-counted him as a pwophet. + +14:6 But when Hewod's biwthday w-was kept, t-the daughtew of Hewodias +danced befowe t-them, and pweased Hewod. + +14:7 Wheweupon he pwomised with an o-oath to g-give hew whatsoevew she +w-wouwd ask. + +14:8 And she, being befowe instwucted of hew mothew, said, Give m-me +hewe (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John Baptist's ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in a chawgew. + +14:9 And t-the king w-was sowwy: nyevewthewess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the oath's sake, and +t-them which sat with him a-at m-meat, he commanded it to be given hew. + +14:10 And he sent, and beheaded (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John in t-the pwison. + +14:11 And his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head w-was b-bwought in a chawgew, and given to t-the damsew: +and she b-bwought it to hew m-mothew. + +1-14:12 And his discipwes came, and took up t-the b-body, and buwied it, and +went and towd Jesus. + +14:13 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd of it, he depawted (o´∀`o) t-thence by s-ship into a desewt +pwace apawt: and when t-the peopwe h-had heawd t-theweof, they f-fowwowed him +on foot out of t-the cities. + +14:14 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went fowth, and saw a gweat muwtitude, and w-was moved +with compassion towawd t-them, and he heawed theiw s-sick. + +1-14:15 And when it w-was evenying, his discipwes came to him, s-saying, This +is a desewt pwace, and t-the time is nyow past; send t-the muwtitude away, +that they may go into t-the viwwages, and buy themsewves v-victuaws. + +14:16 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, They nyeed nyot depawt; g-give ye t-them to +eat. + +14:17 And they say u-unto him, We have hewe but five woaves, and two +fishes. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 He said, Bwing t-them hithew to me. + +1-14:19 And he commanded t-the muwtitude to sit down on t-the gwass, and +took t-the five woaves, and t-the two fishes, and wooking up to heaven, he +bwessed, and bwake, and gave t-the woaves to his discipwes, and t-the +discipwes to t-the (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And they did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eat, and wewe fiwwed: and they took up of t-the +fwagments that wemainyed twewve baskets fuww. + +1-14:21 And they that h-had eaten wewe about five t-thousand men, beside +w-women and chiwdwen. + +14:22 And stwaightway ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus constwainyed his discipwes to get into a +ship, and to go befowe him u-unto t-the othew side, whiwe he sent t-the +m-muwtitudes away. + +14:23 And when he h-had sent t-the m-muwtitudes away, he went up into a +mountain apawt to pway: and when t-the evenying w-was come, he w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +awonye. + +14:24 But t-the s-ship w-was nyow in t-the m-midst of t-the sea, t-tossed with waves: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wind w-was contwawy. + +14:25 And in t-the fouwth watch of t-the nyight ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went u-unto t-them, +wawking on t-the sea. + +14:26 And when t-the discipwes saw him wawking on t-the sea, they wewe +twoubwed, s-saying, I-It is a spiwit; and they cwied out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow feaw. + +14:27 But stwaightway ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good (-ω-、) c-cheew; +it is I; be nyot afwaid. + +14:28 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed him and said, W-Wowd, if it be thou, bid m-me +come u-unto thee on t-the watew. + +14:29 And he said, Come. And when (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was come down out of t-the ship, +he wawked on t-the watew, to go to Jesus. + +14:30 But when he saw t-the wind b-boistewous, he w-was afwaid; and +beginnying to sink, he cwied, s-saying, W-Wowd, s-save me. + +14:31 And immediatewy ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus stwetched fowth his hand, and caught him, +and said u-unto him, O-O t-thou of ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe faith, (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe didst t-thou doubt? +14:32 And when they wewe come into t-the ship, t-the wind ceased. + +14:33 T-Then they that wewe in t-the s-ship came and w-wowshipped him, s-saying, +O-Of a twuth t-thou awt t-the S-Son of God. + +1-14:34 And when they wewe gonye ovew, they came into t-the wand of +G-Gennyesawet. + +14:35 And when t-the men of that pwace h-had k-knyowwedge of him, they sent +out into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and b-bwought u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +wewe diseased; 14:36 And besought him that they m-might onwy touch t-the +hem of his g-gawment: and as many as touched wewe m-made p-pewfectwy w-whowe. + +15:1 T-Then came to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus scwibes and Phawisees, which wewe of +J-Jewusawem, s-saying, ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Why (^-^*)/ d-do thy discipwes twansgwess t-the twadition +of t-the ewdews? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they w-wash nyot theiw h-hands when they e-eat bwead. + +1-15:3 But he answewed and said u-unto t-them, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye awso twansgwess t-the +commandment of God by youw (=^･ｪ･^=) t-twadition? :3 1-15:4 Fow God commanded, s-saying, +Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew: and, He that cuwseth o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow mothew, +wet him die t-the death. + +1-15:5 But ye say, Whosoevew shaww say to his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew, I-It +is a gift, by whatsoevew t-thou mightest be (o´∀`o) p-pwofited by m-me; 15:6 And +honyouw nyot his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew, he shaww be (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. T-Thus have ye +m-made t-the commandment of God of nyonye effect by youw twadition. + +15:7 Ye h-hypocwites, w-weww did Esaias ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy of y-you, s-saying, 15:8 This +peopwe dwaweth nyigh u-unto m-me with theiw mouth, and honyouweth m-me with +theiw wips; but theiw heawt is faw fwom me. + +15:9 But in vain they (^-^*)/ d-do w-wowship me, teaching (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow doctwinyes t-the +c-commandments of m-men. + +15:10 And he cawwed t-the muwtitude, and said u-unto t-them, Heaw, and +undewstand: 15:11 Nyot that which goeth into t-the mouth defiweth a man; +but that which cometh out of t-the mouth, this defiweth a m-man. + +15:12 T-Then came his discipwes, and said u-unto him, Knyowest t-thou that +t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees wewe offended, aftew they heawd this saying? 1-15:13 But +he answewed and said, Evewy pwant, which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heavenwy Fathew hath nyot +pwanted, shaww be (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +15:14 Wet t-them a-awonye: they be bwind weadews of t-the bwind. And if t-the +bwind wead t-the bwind, both shaww faww into t-the ditch. + +15:15 T-Then answewed (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and said u-unto him, Decwawe u-unto us this +p-pawabwe. + +15:16 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Awe ye awso (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet without u-undewstanding? 15:17 Do +nyot ye (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet undewstand, that whatsoevew enteweth in a-at t-the mouth goeth +into t-the b-bewwy, and is cast out into t-the d-dwaught? 15:18 But those +things which pwoceed out of t-the mouth come fowth fwom t-the heawt; and +they defiwe t-the m-man. + +1-15:19 Fow out of t-the heawt pwoceed eviw thoughts, muwdews, aduwtewies, +fownyications, thefts, f-fawse witnyess, bwasphemies: 1-15:20 These awe t-the +things which defiwe a man: but to e-eat with u-unwashen h-hands defiweth nyot +a m-man. + +15:21 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went thence, and depawted into t-the coasts of T-Tywe and +Sidon. + +15:22 And, b-behowd, a woman of Canyaan came out of t-the same coasts, and +cwied u-unto him, s-saying, H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on me, O-O W-Wowd, t-thou son of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew is gwievouswy vexed with a deviw. + +1-15:23 But he answewed hew nyot a wowd. And his discipwes came and +besought him, s-saying, Send hew away; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she cwieth aftew us. + +1-15:24 But he answewed and said, I am nyot sent but u-unto t-the wost sheep +of t-the house of Iswaew. + +15:25 T-Then came she and w-wowshipped him, s-saying, W-Wowd, hewp me. + +15:26 But he answewed and said, I-It is nyot meet to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the c-chiwdwen's +bwead, and to cast it to dogs. + +15:27 And she said, Twuth, Wowd: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the dogs e-eat of t-the cwumbs which +faww fwom theiw mastews' tabwe. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto hew, O-O woman, gweat is thy +faith: be it u-unto thee even as t-thou wiwt. And hew daughtew w-was m-made +w-whowe fwom that vewy h-houw. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus depawted fwom thence, and came nyigh u-unto t-the sea of +Gawiwee; and went up into a mountain, and sat down thewe. + +15:30 And gweat m-muwtitudes came u-unto him, h-having with t-them those that +wewe wame, bwind, dumb, maimed, and many othews, and cast t-them down a-at +J-Jesus' feet; and he heawed (=`ω´=) t-them: 15:31 Insomuch that t-the muwtitude +wondewed, when they saw t-the dumb to speak, t-the maimed to be ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, t-the +wame to wawk, and t-the bwind to see: and they gwowified t-the God of +Iswaew. + +15:32 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed his discipwes u-unto him, and said, I have +compassion on t-the muwtitude, because they continyue with m-me nyow thwee +days, and have nyothing to eat: and I wiww nyot send t-them away f-fasting, +west they f-faint in t-the way. + +1-15:33 And his discipwes say u-unto him, Whence shouwd we have so m-much +bwead in t-the wiwdewnyess, as to fiww so gweat a muwtitude? 15:34 And +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, How many woaves have ye? And they said, Seven, +and a f-few ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fishes. + +1-15:35 And he commanded t-the muwtitude to sit down on t-the gwound. + +1-15:36 And he took t-the seven woaves and t-the fishes, and gave thanks, +and bwake t-them, and gave to his discipwes, and t-the discipwes to t-the +(´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +1-15:37 And they did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eat, and wewe fiwwed: and they took up of t-the +bwoken meat that w-was weft seven baskets fuww. + +1-15:38 And they that did e-eat wewe fouw t-thousand men, beside w-women and +chiwdwen. + +15:39 And he sent away t-the muwtitude, and took ship, and came into t-the +coasts of Magdawa. + +16:1 The (^ω~) P-Phawisees awso with t-the Sadducees came, and tempting desiwed +him that he w-wouwd s-shew t-them a (*´▽`*) s-sign fwom heaven. + +16:2 He answewed and said u-unto t-them, When it is evenying, ye say, I-It +wiww be f-faiw weathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sky is wed. + +16:3 And in t-the m-mownying, I-It wiww be f-fouw weathew to day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sky +is (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed and wowewing. O-O ye h-hypocwites, ye c-can discewn t-the f-face of t-the +sky; but c-can ye nyot discewn t-the signs of t-the times? 16:4 A-A wicked and +aduwtewous genyewation seeketh aftew a s-sign; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo (*´▽`*) s-sign be +given u-unto it, but t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of t-the pwophet Jonyas. And he weft t-them, +and depawted. + +16:5 And when his discipwes wewe come to t-the othew side, they h-had +fowgotten to o(>ω<)o t-take bwead. + +1-16:6 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Take heed and bewawe of t-the weaven of +t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and of t-the Sadducees. + +16:7 And they weasonyed among themsewves, s-saying, I-It is because we have +taken nyo bwead. + +16:8 W-Which when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus pewceived, he said u-unto t-them, O-O ye of ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +faith, why w-weason ye among youwsewves, because ye have b-bwought nyo +bwead? 1-16:9 Do ye nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet undewstand, nyeithew (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the five +woaves of t-the five thousand, and how many baskets ye took u-up? 1-16:10 +N-Nyeithew t-the seven woaves of t-the fouw thousand, and how many baskets ye +took u-up? 16:11 How is it that ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot undewstand that I spake it +nyot to you c-concewnying bwead, that ye shouwd bewawe of t-the weaven of +t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and of t-the (=^‥^=) S-Sadducees? 1-16:12 T-Then undewstood they how +that he bade t-them nyot bewawe of t-the weaven of bwead, but of t-the +doctwinye of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and of t-the Sadducees. + +16:13 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came into t-the coasts of Caesawea Phiwippi, he asked +his discipwes, s-saying, Whom (^-^*)/ d-do men say that I t-the S-Son of man am? +1-16:14 And they said, Some say that t-thou awt (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist: s-some, +Ewias; and othews, J-Jewemias, ow onye of t-the pwophets. + +xDD 1-16:15 He saith u-unto t-them, But whom say ye that I am? 16:16 And Simon +(* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed and said, T-Thou awt t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of t-the wiving +God. + +1-16:17 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, Bwessed awt thou, Simon +Bawjonya: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwesh and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood hath nyot weveawed it u-unto thee, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +Fathew which is in heaven. + +1-16:18 And I say awso u-unto thee, That t-thou awt Petew, and upon this +w-wock I wiww buiwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chuwch; and t-the gates of heww shaww nyot pwevaiw +against it. + +16:19 And I wiww g-give u-unto thee t-the keys of t-the kingdom of heaven: and +whatsoevew t-thou shawt bind on eawth shaww be b-bound in heaven: and +whatsoevew t-thou shawt woose on eawth shaww be w-woosed in heaven. + +16:20 T-Then c-chawged he his discipwes that they shouwd teww nyo man that +he w-was ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the (T_T) C-Chwist. + +16:21 Fwom that time fowth began ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to s-shew u-unto his discipwes, how +that he (* ^ ω ^) m-must go u-unto J-Jewusawem, and s-suffew many things of t-the ewdews +and chief pwiests and s-scwibes, and be kiwwed, and be waised again t-the +thiwd d-day. + +16:22 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew took him, and began to webuke him, s-saying, (☆▽☆) B-Be it faw +fwom thee, Wowd: this shaww nyot be u-unto thee. + +1-16:23 But he tuwnyed, and said u-unto Petew, Get thee behind me, Satan: +t-thou awt an offence u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou savouwest nyot t-the things that be +of G-God, but those that be of m-men. + +16:24 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto his discipwes, If any man wiww come aftew +me, wet him deny himsewf, and o(>ω<)o t-take up his cwoss, and fowwow me. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 Fow w-whosoevew wiww s-save his wife shaww wose i-it: and w-whosoevew +wiww wose his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake shaww f-find it. + +16:26 Fow what is a man pwofited, if he shaww gain t-the w-whowe wowwd, +and wose his own souw? ow what shaww a man g-give in exchange (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +souw? 16:27 Fow t-the S-Son of man shaww come in t-the gwowy of his Fathew +with his a-angews; and t-then he shaww wewawd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his +wowks. + +1-16:28 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Thewe be s-some standing hewe, which shaww +nyot taste of d-death, tiww they s-see t-the S-Son of man coming in his +(´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +17:1 And aftew six days ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus taketh Petew, James, and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John his +bwothew, and bwingeth t-them up into an high mountain apawt, 17:2 And +w-was twansfiguwed befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: and his f-face did (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye as t-the sun, and +his waiment w-was white as t-the wight. + +17:3 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed u-unto t-them Moses and Ewias tawking +with h-him. + +17:4 T-Then answewed Petew, and said u-unto Jesus, W-Wowd, it is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us +to be hewe: if t-thou wiwt, wet us make hewe thwee tabewnyacwes; onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ewias. + +17:5 Whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, b-behowd, a bwight cwoud ovewshadowed (=`ω´=) t-them: and +(x_x)V b-behowd a voice out of t-the c-cwoud, which said, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved Son, +in whom I am w-weww pweased; h-heaw ye h-him. + +17:6 And when t-the discipwes heawd it, they feww on theiw face, and +wewe sowe afwaid. + +17:7 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came and touched t-them, and said, Awise, and be nyot +afwaid. + +1-17:8 And when they h-had w-wifted up theiw eyes, they saw nyo ^.^ m-man, s-save +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus onwy. + +17:9 And as they came down fwom t-the mountain, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus c-chawged t-them, +s-saying, Teww t-the vision to nyo ^.^ m-man, untiw t-the S-Son of man be wisen again +fwom t-the dead. + +17:10 And his discipwes asked him, s-saying, Why t-then say t-the scwibes +that Ewias (* ^ ω ^) m-must fiwst come? 17:11 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto +t-them, Ewias t-twuwy shaww fiwst come, and westowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +17:12 But I say u-unto y-you, That Ewias is come awweady, and they knyew +him nyot, but have donye u-unto him whatsoevew they w-wisted. Wikewise shaww +awso t-the S-Son of man s-suffew of them. + +17:13 T-Then t-the discipwes undewstood that he spake u-unto t-them of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John +t-the Baptist. + +17:14 And when they wewe come to t-the muwtitude, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came to him a +c-cewtain ^.^ m-man, knyeewing down to him, and s-saying, (=①ω①=) 1-17:15 W-Wowd, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is wunyatick, and sowe v-vexed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-ofttimes he f-fawweth +into t-the f-fiwe, and oft into t-the watew. + +17:16 And I b-bwought him to thy discipwes, and they couwd nyot cuwe h-him. + +17:17 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, O-O faithwess and pewvewse +g-genyewation, how wong shaww I be with y-you? how wong shaww I s-suffew y-you? +bwing him hithew to me. + +17:18 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus webuked t-the deviw; and he depawted out of him: and t-the +c-chiwd w-was c-cuwed fwom that vewy h-houw. + +17:19 T-Then came t-the discipwes to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus apawt, and said, Why couwd nyot +we cast him out? 17:20 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of youw +unbewief: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, If ye have f-faith as a gwain of +mustawd seed, ye shaww say u-unto this mountain, Wemove hence to yondew +pwace; and it shaww wemove; and nyothing shaww be impossibwe u-unto you. + +17:21 Howbeit this kind goeth nyot out but by pwayew and fasting. + +17:22 And whiwe they abode in G-Gawiwee, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, The S-Son +of man shaww be betwayed into t-the h-hands of m-men: 17:23 And they shaww +kiww him, and t-the thiwd day he shaww be waised again. + +And they wewe exceeding sowwy. + +17:24 And when they wewe come to C-Capewnyaum, they that weceived (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute +monyey came to Petew, and said, Doth nyot youw mastew pay twibute? +17:25 He saith, Yes. And when he w-was come into t-the h-house, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +pwevented him, s-saying, What thinkest thou, Simon? of whom (^-^*)/ d-do t-the kings +of t-the eawth o(>ω<)o t-take custom ow twibute? of theiw own c-chiwdwen, ow of +stwangews? 17:26 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saith u-unto him, O-Of stwangews. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto +him, T-Then awe t-the chiwdwen (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. + +17:27 Nyotwithstanding, west we shouwd offend t-them, go t-thou to t-the sea, +and cast an hook, and o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the fish that fiwst cometh up; and when +t-thou hast openyed his mouth, t-thou shawt f-find a piece of m-monyey: that +take, and g-give u-unto t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me and thee. + +18:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the same time came t-the discipwes u-unto Jesus, s-saying, Who is +t-the gweatest in t-the kingdom of h-heaven? 18:2 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +c-chiwd u-unto him, and s-set him in t-the m-midst of t-them, 18:3 And said, +Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Except ye be convewted, and become as ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +c-chiwdwen, ye shaww nyot entew into t-the kingdom of heaven. + +18:4 Whosoevew thewefowe shaww humbwe himsewf as this ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwd, +t-the same is gweatest in t-the kingdom of heaven. + +18:5 And w-whoso shaww weceive onye such ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame +weceiveth me. + +18:6 But w-whoso shaww offend onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes which bewieve in +me, it wewe bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that a miwwstonye wewe hanged about his +nyeck, and that he wewe dwownyed in t-the depth of t-the sea. + +18:7 Woe u-unto t-the wowwd because of offences! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds be that +offences come; but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe to that man by whom t-the offence cometh! 18:8 +Whewefowe if thy hand ow thy foot offend thee, cut t-them off, and cast +t-them fwom t-thee: it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to entew into wife h-hawt ow +maimed, wathew than h-having two h-hands ow two feet to be cast into +evewwasting fiwe. + +18:9 And if thinye eye offend thee, pwuck it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and cast it fwom +t-thee: it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to entew into wife with onye eye, wathew +than h-having two eyes to be cast into heww fiwe. + +18:10 Take heed that ye despise nyot onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +say u-unto y-you, That in heaven theiw angews (^-^*)/ d-do awways (x_x)V b-behowd t-the f-face of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which is in heaven. + +1-18:11 Fow t-the S-Son of man is come to s-save that which w-was w-wost. + +18:12 How think ye? if a man have an hundwed sheep, and onye of t-them be +gonye astway, doth he nyot weave t-the nyinyety and nyinye, and goeth into t-the +mountains, and seeketh that which is gonye astway? 18:13 And if so be +that he f-find it, vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, he (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth mowe of that +sheep, than of t-the nyinyety and nyinye which went nyot a-astway. + +18:14 Even so it is nyot t-the wiww of youw Fathew which is in heaven, +that onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes shouwd pewish. + +18:15 Moweovew if thy b-bwothew shaww twespass against thee, go and teww +him his fauwt b-between thee and him a-awonye: if he shaww h-heaw thee, t-thou +hast gainyed thy bwothew. + +18:16 But if he wiww nyot h-heaw thee, t-then o(>ω<)o t-take with thee onye ow two +m-mowe, that in t-the mouth of two ow thwee witnyesses {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd may be +estabwished. + +18:17 And if he shaww nyegwect to h-heaw t-them, teww it u-unto t-the chuwch: +but if he nyegwect to h-heaw t-the c-chuwch, wet him be u-unto thee as an +heathen man and a pubwican. + +18:18 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, W-Whatsoevew ye shaww bind on eawth shaww +be b-bound in heaven: and whatsoevew ye shaww woose on eawth shaww be +w-woosed in heaven. + +18:19 A-Again I say u-unto y-you, That if two of you shaww agwee on eawth as +touching any t-thing that they shaww ask, it shaww be donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which is in heaven. + +18:20 Fow whewe two ow thwee awe gathewed togethew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +am I in t-the m-midst of them. + +1-18:21 T-Then came (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew to him, and said, W-Wowd, how oft shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew +sin against me, and I fowgive h-him? tiww seven times? 18:22 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +saith u-unto him, I say nyot u-unto thee, Untiw seven times: but, Untiw +s-seventy times seven. + +1-18:23 Thewefowe is t-the kingdom of heaven wikenyed u-unto a c-cewtain king, +which w-wouwd o(>ω<)o t-take ( ~*-*)~ a-account of his sewvants. + +18:24 And when he h-had begun to weckon, onye w-was b-bwought u-unto him, which +owed him t-ten t-thousand tawents. + +18:25 But fowasmuch as he h-had nyot to pay, his wowd commanded him to be +s-sowd, and his wife, and c-chiwdwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had, and payment to +be made. + +18:26 The sewvant thewefowe feww down, and w-wowshipped him, s-saying, +W-Wowd, have p-patience with me, and I wiww pay thee aww. + +18:27 T-Then t-the wowd of that sewvant w-was moved with compassion, and +w-woosed him, and f-fowgave him t-the debt. + +18:28 But t-the same sewvant went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and f-found onye of his +fewwowsewvants, which owed him an hundwed pence: and he w-waid h-hands on +him, and took him by t-the t-thwoat, s-saying, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ P-Pay m-me that t-thou owest. + +18:29 And his f-fewwowsewvant feww down a-at his feet, and besought him, +s-saying, H-Have p-patience with me, and I wiww pay thee aww. + +18:30 And he w-wouwd nyot: but went and cast him into pwison, tiww he +shouwd pay t-the debt. + +18:31 S-So when his (o_O)! f-fewwowsewvants saw what w-was donye, they wewe vewy +s-sowwy, and came and towd u-unto theiw wowd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was donye. + +(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 T-Then his wowd, aftew that he h-had cawwed him, said u-unto him, O-O +t-thou wicked s-sewvant, I f-fowgave thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that debt, because t-thou +desiwedst me: (* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 Shouwdest nyot t-thou awso have h-had compassion on thy +fewwowsewvant, even as I h-had p-pity on thee? 1-18:34 And his wowd w-was +w-wwoth, and dewivewed him to t-the towmentows, tiww he shouwd pay (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that w-was d-due u-unto h-him. + +18:35 S-So wikewise shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heavenwy Fathew (^-^*)/ d-do awso u-unto y-you, if ye +fwom youw (x_x)V h-heawts fowgive nyot {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his b-bwothew theiw twespasses. + +19:1 And it came to pass, that when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had finyished these sayings, +he depawted fwom G-Gawiwee, and came into t-the coasts of Judaea beyond +Jowdan; 19:2 And gweat m-muwtitudes f-fowwowed h-him; and he heawed t-them +thewe. + +19:3 The (^ω~) P-Phawisees awso came u-unto him, tempting him, and saying u-unto +him, Is it wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to put away his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cause? +19:4 And he answewed and said u-unto t-them, H-Have ye nyot wead, that he +which m-made t-them a-at t-the beginnying m-made t-them m-mawe and femawe, 19:5 And +said, Fow this c-cause shaww a man weave o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew, and shaww +cweave to his wife: and they (^-^*)/ t-twain shaww be onye f-fwesh? 1-19:6 Whewefowe +they awe nyo mowe twain, but onye ;;w;; f-fwesh. What thewefowe God hath j-joinyed +togethew, wet nyot man put asundew. + +19:7 They say u-unto him, Why did Moses t-then command to g-give a w-wwiting +of divowcement, and to put hew away? 19:8 He saith u-unto t-them, Moses +because of t-the hawdnyess of youw (x_x)V h-heawts suffewed you to put away youw +wives: but fwom t-the beginnying it w-was nyot so. + +19:9 And I say u-unto y-you, Whosoevew shaww put away his wife, except it +be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fownyication, and shaww m-mawwy anyothew, committeth aduwtewy: and +w-whoso mawwieth hew which is put away doth commit aduwtewy. + +19:10 His discipwes say u-unto him, If t-the case of t-the man be so with +his wife, it is nyot g-good to mawwy. + +1-19:11 But he said u-unto t-them, Aww men c-cannyot weceive this s-saying, s-save +they to whom it is given. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe s-some xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, which wewe so bown fwom theiw +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe s-some xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, which wewe m-made eunyuchs of +m-men: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, which have m-made themsewves eunyuchs (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is abwe to weceive it, wet him +weceive it. + +19:13 T-Then wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe b-bwought u-unto him ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, that he shouwd +put his h-hands on t-them, and pway: and t-the discipwes webuked them. + +19:14 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Suffew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, and fowbid t-them nyot, to +come u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of such is t-the kingdom of heaven. + +19:15 And he w-waid his h-hands on t-them, and depawted thence. + +19:16 And, b-behowd, onye came and said u-unto him, Good Mastew, what g-good +t-thing shaww I do, that I may have etewnyaw wife? 19:17 And he said +u-unto him, Why cawwest t-thou m-me good? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye g-good but o-onye, that +is, G-God: but if t-thou wiwt entew into w-wife, keep t-the commandments. + +19:18 He saith u-unto him, Which? ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, T-Thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do nyo muwdew, +T-Thou shawt nyot commit a-aduwtewy, T-Thou shawt nyot steaw, T-Thou shawt nyot +beaw f-fawse witnyess, 19:19 Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew: and, T-Thou +shawt wove thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as thysewf. + +19:20 The young man saith u-unto him, Aww these things have I kept fwom +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth up: what wack I yet? 19:21 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, If t-thou wiwt +be p-pewfect, go and seww that t-thou h-hast, and g-give to t-the poow, and t-thou +shawt have tweasuwe in heaven: and come and fowwow me. + +1-19:22 But when t-the young man heawd that s-saying, he went away +sowwowfuw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had gweat possessions. + +19:23 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto his discipwes, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That +a wich man shaww hawdwy entew into t-the kingdom of heaven. + +19:24 And again I say u-unto y-you, I-It is easiew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-camew to go thwough +t-the eye of a nyeedwe, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wich man to entew into t-the kingdom of +God. + +19:25 When his discipwes heawd it, they wewe e-exceedingwy amazed, +s-saying, Who t-then c-can be saved? 19:26 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus behewd t-them, and said +u-unto t-them, With men this is :33 i-impossibwe; but with God (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe +p-possibwe. + +19:27 T-Then answewed (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and said u-unto him, Behowd, we have fowsaken +a-aww, and f-fowwowed thee; what shaww we have thewefowe? 19:28 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That ye which have f-fowwowed me, +in t-the wegenyewation when t-the S-Son of man shaww sit in t-the t-thwonye of his +gwowy, ye awso shaww sit upon twewve t-thwonyes, j-judging t-the twewve +twibes of Iswaew. + +19:29 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that hath fowsaken houses, ow bwethwen, ow +sistews, ow fathew, ow mothew, ow wife, ow c-chiwdwen, ow wands, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame's sake, shaww weceive an h-hundwedfowd, and shaww i-inhewit +evewwasting wife. + +1-19:30 But many that awe fiwst shaww be wast; and t-the wast shaww be +fiwst. + +20:1 Fow t-the kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto a man that is an +househowdew, which went out eawwy in t-the mownying to h-hiwe wabouwews +into his vinyeyawd. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And when he h-had agweed with t-the wabouwews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a p-penny a day, he +sent t-them into his vinyeyawd. + +20:3 And he went out about t-the thiwd h-houw, and saw othews standing +idwe in t-the mawketpwace, 20:4 And said u-unto t-them; Go ye awso into t-the +v-vinyeyawd, and whatsoevew is wight I wiww g-give you. And they went theiw +way. + +20:5 A-Again he went out about t-the sixth and nyinth h-houw, and did +wikewise. + +20:6 And about t-the e-eweventh (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and f-found othews +standing idwe, and saith u-unto t-them, Why stand ye hewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day +idwe? (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 They say u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because nyo man hath h-hiwed us. He saith +u-unto t-them, Go ye awso into t-the v-vinyeyawd; and whatsoevew is (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, that +shaww ye w-weceive. + +20:8 S-So when even w-was come, t-the wowd of t-the vinyeyawd saith u-unto his +stewawd, Caww t-the wabouwews, and g-give t-them theiw h-hiwe, beginnying fwom +t-the wast u-unto t-the fiwst. + +20:9 And when they came that wewe h-hiwed about t-the e-eweventh h-houw, they +weceived {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a penny. + +20:10 But when t-the fiwst came, they supposed that they shouwd have +weceived mowe; and they wikewise weceived {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a penny. + +2-20:11 And when they h-had weceived it, they (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against t-the goodman +of t-the h-house, 2-20:12 Saying, These wast have wwought but onye h-houw, and +t-thou hast m-made t-them (*´▽`*) e-equaw u-unto u-us, which have (￣ω￣) b-bownye t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden and +heat of t-the d-day. + +2-20:13 But he answewed onye of t-them, and said, Fwiend, I (^-^*)/ d-do thee nyo +wwong: didst nyot t-thou agwee with m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a penny? 2-20:14 Take that +thinye is, and go thy w-way: I wiww g-give u-unto this wast, even as u-unto +thee. + +2-20:15 Is it nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to (^-^*)/ d-do what I wiww with minye own? Is +thinye eye eviw, because I am good? 20:16 S-So t-the wast shaww be fiwst, +and t-the fiwst wast: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many be cawwed, but f-few chosen. + +2-20:17 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus g-going up to Jewusawem took t-the twewve discipwes apawt +in t-the way, and said u-unto t-them, 20:18 Behowd, we go up to Jewusawem; +and t-the S-Son of man shaww be betwayed u-unto t-the chief pwiests and u-unto +t-the s-scwibes, and they shaww c-condemn him to d-death, 2-20:19 And shaww +d-dewivew him to t-the G-Gentiwes to mock, and to scouwge, and to cwucify +him: and t-the thiwd day he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise again. + +20:20 T-Then came to him t-the mothew of Zebedees chiwdwen with hew ^-^ s-sons, +wowshipping him, and desiwing a c-cewtain t-thing of h-him. + +20:21 And he said u-unto hew, What wiwt thou? She saith u-unto him, G-Gwant +that these o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two sons may sit, t-the onye on thy wight hand, and t-the +othew on t-the weft, in thy (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +2-20:22 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, Ye knyow nyot what ye ask. Awe ye +abwe to dwink of t-the cup that I shaww dwink of, and to be baptized +with t-the baptism that I am baptized with? They say u-unto him, We awe +abwe. + +20:23 And he saith u-unto t-them, Ye shaww dwink indeed of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cup, and be +baptized with t-the baptism that I am baptized with: but to sit on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wight hand, and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weft, is nyot minye to give, but it shaww be given +to t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom it is pwepawed of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. + +20:24 And when t-the t-ten heawd it, they wewe moved with indignyation +against t-the two bwethwen. + +20:25 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed t-them u-unto him, and said, Ye knyow that t-the +pwinces of t-the G-Gentiwes exewcise dominyion o-ovew t-them, and they that awe +gweat exewcise a-authowity upon them. + +20:26 But it shaww nyot be so among you: but w-whosoevew wiww be gweat +among y-you, wet him be youw minyistew; 2-20:27 And w-whosoevew wiww be chief +among y-you, wet him be youw sewvant: 20:28 Even as t-the S-Son of man came +nyot to be minyistewed u-unto, but to minyistew, and to g-give his wife a +wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many. + +20:29 And as they depawted fwom Jewicho, a gweat muwtitude f-fowwowed +h-him. + +20:30 And, b-behowd, two bwind men sitting by t-the w-way side, when they +heawd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus passed by, cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on u-us, O-O +W-Wowd, t-thou son of David. + +2-20:31 And t-the muwtitude webuked t-them, because they shouwd h-howd theiw +peace: but they cwied t-the m-mowe, s-saying, H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on u-us, O-O W-Wowd, t-thou +son of David. + +20:32 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-stood stiww, and cawwed t-them, and said, What wiww ye +that I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto y-you? 20:33 They say u-unto him, W-Wowd, that ouw +eyes may be openyed. + +2-20:34 S-So ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had compassion on t-them, and touched theiw eyes: and +immediatewy theiw eyes weceived s-sight, and they f-fowwowed h-him. + +21:1 And when they dwew nyigh u-unto J-Jewusawem, and wewe come to +Bethphage, u-unto t-the mount of Owives, t-then sent ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus two discipwes, +21:2 S-Saying u-unto t-them, Go into t-the viwwage o-ovew against y-you, and +stwaightway ye shaww f-find an a-ass t-tied, and a cowt with hew: woose +t-them, and bwing t-them u-unto me. + +21:3 And if any man say ought u-unto y-you, ye shaww say, The Wowd hath +nyeed of t-them; and stwaightway he wiww send them. + +21:4 Aww this w-was donye, that it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by +t-the pwophet, s-saying, 21:5 Teww ye t-the daughtew of Sion, Behowd, thy +King cometh u-unto thee, (=①ω①=) m-meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a cowt t-the +foaw of an ass. + +2-21:6 And t-the discipwes went, and did as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus commanded t-them, 21:7 And +b-bwought t-the ass, and t-the cowt, and put on t-them theiw cwothes, and they +s-set him theweon. + +21:8 And a vewy gweat muwtitude spwead theiw gawments in t-the way; +othews cut down bwanches fwom t-the twees, and s-stwawed t-them in t-the way. + +21:9 And t-the m-muwtitudes that went b-befowe, and that fowwowed, cwied, +s-saying, Hosannya to t-the son of David: Bwessed is he that cometh in t-the +nyame of t-the Wowd; Hosannya in t-the highest. + +21:10 And when he w-was come into J-Jewusawem, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city w-was moved, +s-saying, Who is t-this? 21:11 And t-the muwtitude said, This is ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the +pwophet of Nyazaweth of Gawiwee. + +21:12 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went into t-the tempwe of G-God, and cast out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them +that sowd and bought in t-the t-tempwe, and ovewthwew t-the tabwes of t-the +monyeychangews, and t-the s-seats of t-them that sowd doves, 2-21:13 And said +u-unto t-them, I-It is wwitten, My house shaww be cawwed t-the house of +p-pwayew; but ye have m-made it a den of thieves. + +21:14 And t-the bwind and t-the wame came to him in t-the tempwe; and he +heawed them. + +2-21:15 And when t-the chief pwiests and scwibes saw t-the wondewfuw things +that he did, and t-the chiwdwen cwying in t-the t-tempwe, and s-saying, +Hosannya to t-the son of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; they wewe sowe dispweased, 21:16 And said +u-unto him, H-Heawest t-thou what these say? And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Yea; +have ye nyevew wead, Out of t-the mouth of babes and suckwings t-thou hast +pewfected pwaise? 21:17 And he weft t-them, and went out of t-the city +into B-Bethany; and he wodged thewe. + +2-21:18 Nyow in t-the mownying as he wetuwnyed into t-the city, he hungewed. + +2-21:19 And when he saw a fig twee in t-the way, he came to it, and f-found +nyothing theweon, but weaves onwy, and said u-unto it, Wet nyo fwuit gwow +on thee hencefowwawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. And pwesentwy t-the fig twee withewed +away. + +21:20 And when t-the discipwes saw it, they mawvewwed, s-saying, How soon +is t-the fig twee withewed away! 21:21 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto +t-them, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, If ye have faith, and doubt nyot, ye shaww +nyot onwy (^-^*)/ d-do this which is donye to t-the fig twee, but awso if ye shaww +say u-unto this mountain, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou w-wemoved, and be t-thou cast into t-the +sea; it shaww be donye. + +2-21:22 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, whatsoevew ye shaww ask in pwayew, bewieving, ye +shaww w-weceive. + +21:23 And when he w-was come into t-the t-tempwe, t-the chief pwiests and t-the +ewdews of t-the peopwe came u-unto him as he w-was t-teaching, and said, By +what a-authowity doest t-thou these (o^▽^o) t-things? and who gave thee this +a-authowity? 21:24 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, I awso wiww +ask you onye thing, which if ye teww me, I in w-wike wise wiww teww you +by what a-authowity I (^-^*)/ d-do these things. + +21:25 The baptism of John, whence w-was it? fwom heaven, ow of men? And +they weasonyed with themsewves, s-saying, If we shaww say, Fwom heaven; +he wiww say u-unto u-us, Why did ye nyot t-then bewieve h-him? 21:26 But if we +shaww say, O-Of men; we f-feaw t-the peopwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-howd (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John as a pwophet. + +21:27 And they answewed Jesus, and said, We c-cannyot teww. And he said +u-unto t-them, N-Nyeithew teww I you by what a-authowity I (^-^*)/ d-do these things. + +21:28 But what think ye? A-A c-cewtain man h-had two s-sons; and he came to +t-the fiwst, and said, Son, go wowk to day in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vinyeyawd. + +21:29 He answewed and said, I wiww nyot: but aftewwawd he wepented, and +went. + +2-21:30 And he came to t-the second, and said wikewise. And he answewed +and said, I go, s-siw: and went n-nyot. + +21:31 Whethew of t-them (^-^*)/ t-twain did t-the wiww of his f-fathew? They say u-unto +him, The fiwst. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That t-the +pubwicans and t-the hawwots go into t-the kingdom of God befowe you. + +21:32 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John came u-unto you in t-the w-way of wighteousnyess, and ye +bewieved him nyot: but t-the pubwicans and t-the hawwots bewieved him: and +ye, when ye h-had s-seen it, wepented nyot a-aftewwawd, that ye m-might bewieve +h-him. + +21:33 Heaw anyothew p-pawabwe: Thewe w-was a c-cewtain househowdew, which +pwanted a v-vinyeyawd, and h-hedged it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and digged a w-winyepwess +in it, and b-buiwt a towew, and wet it out to husbandmen, and went into +a faw c-countwy: 21:34 And when t-the time of t-the fwuit dwew nyeaw, he sent +his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to t-the husbandmen, that they m-might weceive t-the fwuits of +it. + +21:35 And t-the h-husbandmen took his sewvants, and beat o-onye, and kiwwed +anyothew, and stonyed anyothew. + +21:36 A-Again, he sent othew (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants mowe than t-the fiwst: and they did +u-unto t-them wikewise. + +21:37 But wast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww he sent u-unto t-them his son, s-saying, They wiww +wevewence o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +2-21:38 But when t-the h-husbandmen saw t-the son, they said among themsewves, +This is t-the heiw; come, wet us kiww him, and wet us (=`ω´=) *hugs tightly* s-seize on his +inhewitance. + +21:39 And they caught him, and cast him out of t-the v-vinyeyawd, and swew +h-him. + +(-_-) 2-21:40 When t-the wowd thewefowe of t-the vinyeyawd cometh, what wiww he (^-^*)/ d-do +u-unto those (>_<) h-husbandmen? 21:41 They say u-unto him, He wiww m-misewabwy +d-destwoy those wicked men, and wiww wet out his vinyeyawd u-unto othew +husbandmen, which shaww w-wendew him t-the fwuits in theiw s-seasons. + +21:42 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Did ye nyevew wead in t-the scwiptuwes, The +stonye which t-the buiwdews w-wejected, t-the same is become t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the +cownyew: this is t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's doing, and it is mawvewwous in ouw eyes? +21:43 Thewefowe say I u-unto y-you, The kingdom of God shaww be taken fwom +y-you, and given to a nyation bwinging fowth t-the fwuits t-theweof. + +2-21:44 And w-whosoevew shaww faww on this stonye shaww be bwoken: but on +w-whomsoevew it shaww faww, it wiww gwind him to powdew. + +21:45 And when t-the chief pwiests and (^ω~) P-Phawisees h-had heawd his pawabwes, +they pewceived that he spake of them. + +21:46 But when they sought to way h-hands on him, they feawed t-the +muwtitude, because they took him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwophet. + +22:1 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and spake u-unto t-them again by pawabwes, and +said, 2-22:2 The kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto a c-cewtain king, which +m-made a mawwiage (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his son, (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And sent fowth his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to caww +t-them that wewe bidden to t-the w-wedding: and they w-wouwd nyot come. + +22:4 A-Again, he sent fowth othew sewvants, s-saying, Teww t-them which awe +bidden, Behowd, I have pwepawed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dinnyew: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my oxen and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fatwings awe +kiwwed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe weady: come u-unto t-the mawwiage. + +2-22:5 But they m-made wight of it, and went theiw ways, onye to his f-fawm, +anyothew to his mewchandise: 22:6 And t-the wemnyant took his sewvants, +and e-entweated t-them spitefuwwy, and swew them. + +22:7 But when t-the king heawd t-theweof, he w-was wwoth: and he sent fowth +his awmies, and destwoyed those muwdewews, and buwnyed up theiw city. + +22:8 T-Then saith he to his sewvants, The w-wedding is w-weady, but they +which wewe bidden wewe nyot wowthy. + +22:9 Go ye thewefowe into t-the highways, and as many as ye shaww find, +bid to t-the mawwiage. + +22:10 S-So those (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants went out into t-the highways, and gathewed +togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww as many as they found, both (＃￣ω￣) b-bad and good: and t-the w-wedding +w-was fuwnyished with guests. + +22:11 And when t-the king came in to s-see t-the guests, he saw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a man +which h-had nyot on a w-wedding g-gawment: 22:12 And he saith u-unto him, +Fwiend, how camest t-thou in hithew nyot h-having a w-wedding gawment? And he +w-was s-speechwess. + +22:13 T-Then said t-the king to t-the sewvants, Bind him hand and foot, and +o(>ω<)o t-take him away, and cast him into outew dawknyess, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be +weeping and gnyashing of teeth. + +22:14 Fow many awe cawwed, but f-few awe chosen. + +22:15 T-Then went t-the Phawisees, and took counsew how they m-might +entangwe him in his t-tawk. + +22:16 And they sent out u-unto him theiw discipwes with t-the Hewodians, +s-saying, Mastew, we knyow that t-thou awt twue, and teachest t-the w-way of +God in twuth, nyeithew cawest t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wegawdest nyot +t-the pewson of m-men. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 Teww us thewefowe, What thinkest thou? Is it wawfuw to g-give +(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute u-unto Caesaw, ow nyot? 22:18 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus pewceived theiw +wickednyess, and said, Why t-tempt ye me, ye hypocwites? 22:19 Shew m-me +t-the (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute monyey. And they b-bwought u-unto him a penny. + +22:20 And he saith u-unto t-them, Whose is this i-image and supewscwiption? +22:21 They say u-unto him, Caesaw's. T-Then saith he u-unto t-them, Wendew +thewefowe u-unto Caesaw t-the things which awe C-Caesaw's; and u-unto God t-the +things that awe God's. + +2-22:22 When they h-had heawd these wowds, they mawvewwed, and weft him, +and went theiw way. + +22:23 The same day came to him t-the Sadducees, which say that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyo wesuwwection, and asked him, 22:24 Saying, Mastew, Moses said, If a +man die, h-having nyo c-chiwdwen, his b-bwothew shaww m-mawwy his wife, and +w-waise up seed u-unto his bwothew. + +22:25 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe with us seven b-bwethwen: and t-the fiwst, when he +h-had mawwied a wife, deceased, and, h-having nyo issue, weft his wife u-unto +his bwothew: 22:26 Wikewise t-the second awso, and t-the thiwd, u-unto t-the +seventh. + +22:27 And wast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the woman died awso. + +22:28 Thewefowe in t-the wesuwwection whose wife shaww she be of t-the +seven? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-had hew. + +22:29 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, Ye (^-^*)/ d-do eww, nyot knyowing t-the +scwiptuwes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the p-powew of God. + +22:30 Fow in t-the wesuwwection they nyeithew mawwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awe given in +mawwiage, but awe as t-the angews of God in heaven. + +22:31 But as touching t-the wesuwwection of t-the dead, have ye nyot wead +that which w-was spoken u-unto you by G-God, s-saying, 22:32 I am t-the God of +A-Abwaham, and t-the God of Isaac, and t-the God of Jacob? God is nyot t-the +God of t-the dead, but of t-the wiving. + +22:33 And when t-the muwtitude heawd this, they wewe astonyished a-at his +doctwinye. + +22:34 But when t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees h-had heawd that he h-had put t-the Sadducees +to siwence, they wewe gathewed togethew. + +22:35 T-Then onye of t-them, which w-was a wawyew, asked him a question, +tempting him, and s-saying, 22:36 Mastew, which is t-the gweat commandment +in t-the waw? 22:37 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, T-Thou shawt wove t-the Wowd thy +God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-souw, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy mind. + +22:38 This is t-the fiwst and gweat ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +22:39 And t-the second is w-wike u-unto it, T-Thou shawt wove thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as +thysewf. + +22:40 On these two c-commandments h-hang (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the pwophets. + +(o^▽^o) 2-22:41 Whiwe t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees wewe gathewed togethew, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus asked t-them, +22:42 Saying, What think ye of Chwist? whose son is o(>< )o h-he? They say u-unto +him, The son of David. + +2-22:43 He saith u-unto t-them, How t-then doth David in spiwit caww him W-Wowd, +s-saying, 2-22:44 The WOWD said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, Sit t-thou on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, +tiww I make thinye enyemies thy footstoow? 22:45 If David t-then caww him +W-Wowd, how is he his son? 22:46 And nyo man w-was abwe to answew him a +wowd, nyeithew duwst any man fwom that day fowth ask him any mowe +questions. + +23:1 T-Then spake ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to t-the muwtitude, and to his discipwes, 23:2 +S-Saying The scwibes and t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees sit in Moses' seat: 23:3 Aww +thewefowe whatsoevew they bid you obsewve, that o-obsewve and do; but (^-^*)/ d-do +nyot ye aftew theiw wowks: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they say, and (^-^*)/ d-do n-nyot. + +23:4 Fow they bind h-heavy buwdens and gwievous to be bownye, and way +t-them on men's shouwdews; but they themsewves wiww nyot move t-them with +onye of theiw fingews. + +23:5 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw wowks they (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to be s-seen of m-men: they make +bwoad theiw p-phywactewies, and enwawge t-the b-bowdews of theiw gawments, +23:6 And wove t-the u-uppewmost wooms a-at feasts, and t-the chief s-seats in +t-the synyagogues, 2-23:7 And gweetings in t-the mawkets, and to be cawwed of +men, Wabbi, Wabbi. + +2-23:8 But be nyot ye cawwed Wabbi: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye is youw Mastew, even Chwist; +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye awe bwethwen. + +23:9 And caww nyo man youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew upon t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye is youw +Fathew, which is in heaven. + +23:10 N-Nyeithew be ye cawwed mastews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye is youw Mastew, even +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +23:11 But he that is gweatest among you shaww be youw sewvant. + +23:12 And w-whosoevew shaww e-exawt himsewf shaww be a-abased; and he that +shaww humbwe himsewf shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +2-23:13 But (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye s-shut +up t-the kingdom of heaven against m-men: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye nyeithew go in youwsewves, +nyeithew s-suffew ye t-them that awe entewing to go in. + +23:14 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye devouw +o(≧▽≦)o w-widows' houses, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (＾• ω •＾) p-pwetence make wong p-pwayew: thewefowe ye +shaww weceive t-the gweatew damnyation. + +23:15 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye compass +sea and wand to make onye pwosewyte, and when he is made, ye make him +t-twofowd mowe t-the c-chiwd of heww than y-youwsewves. + +23:16 Woe u-unto y-you, ye bwind guides, which say, Whosoevew shaww sweaw +by t-the t-tempwe, it is nyothing; but w-whosoevew shaww sweaw by t-the gowd of +t-the t-tempwe, he is a debtow! 23:17 Ye foows and bwind: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whethew is +gweatew, t-the gowd, ow t-the tempwe that sanctifieth t-the g-gowd? 23:18 +And, Whosoevew shaww sweaw by t-the awtaw, it is nyothing; but w-whosoevew +s-sweaweth by t-the gift that is upon it, he is guiwty. + +23:19 Ye foows and bwind: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whethew is gweatew, t-the gift, ow t-the +awtaw that sanctifieth t-the gift? 23:20 Whoso thewefowe shaww sweaw by +t-the awtaw, s-sweaweth by it, and by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things theweon. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And w-whoso shaww sweaw by t-the t-tempwe, s-sweaweth by it, and by him +that d-dwewweth thewein. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 And he that shaww sweaw by heaven, s-sweaweth by t-the t-thwonye of +G-God, and by him that sitteth theweon. + +23:23 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye pay +tithe of mint and anyise and cummin, and have omitted t-the weightiew +mattews of t-the w-waw, j-judgment, m-mewcy, and faith: these ought ye to have +donye, and nyot to weave t-the othew undonye. + +23:24 Ye bwind guides, which stwain a-at a g-gnyat, and swawwow a camew. + +23:25 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye make +cwean t-the outside of t-the cup and of t-the pwattew, but within they awe +f-fuww of e-extowtion and e-excess. + +23:26 T-Thou bwind Phawisee, cweanse fiwst that which is within t-the cup +and pwattew, that t-the outside of t-them may be cwean awso. + +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe w-wike +u-unto w-whited sepuwchwes, which indeed appeaw beautifuw o-outwawd, but awe +within f-fuww of dead men's bonyes, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww uncweannyess. + +23:28 Even so ye awso outwawdwy appeaw wighteous u-unto men, but within +ye awe f-fuww of hypocwisy and inyiquity. + +23:29 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! because ye +buiwd t-the tombs of t-the pwophets, and gawnyish t-the sepuwchwes of t-the +(✧ω✧) w-wighteous, o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And say, If we h-had b-been in t-the days of ouw fathews, +we w-wouwd nyot have b-been pawtakews with t-them in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the +pwophets. + +23:31 Whewefowe ye be witnyesses u-unto youwsewves, that ye awe t-the +chiwdwen of t-them which kiwwed t-the pwophets. + +23:32 Fiww ye up t-then t-the measuwe of youw fathews. + +2-23:33 Ye sewpents, ye genyewation of vipews, how c-can ye escape t-the +damnyation of h-heww? 2-23:34 Whewefowe, b-behowd, I send u-unto you pwophets, +and wise men, and scwibes: and s-some of t-them ye shaww kiww and cwucify; +and s-some of t-them shaww ye scouwge in youw synyagogues, and pewsecute +t-them fwom city to city: 2-23:35 That upon you may come (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wighteous +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shed upon t-the eawth, fwom t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of wighteous ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew u-unto t-the +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Z-Zachawias son of (´ ∀ ` *) *twerks* B-Bawachias, whom ye swew b-between t-the tempwe +and t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +23:36 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Aww these things shaww come upon this +genyewation. + +23:37 O-O J-Jewusawem, J-Jewusawem, t-thou that kiwwest t-the pwophets, and +stonyest t-them which awe sent u-unto thee, how often w-wouwd I have gathewed +thy chiwdwen togethew, even as a hen gatheweth hew chickens undew hew +w-wings, and ye w-wouwd n-nyot! 23:38 Behowd, youw house is weft u-unto you +>w< *cries* d-desowate. + +2-23:39 Fow I say u-unto y-you, Ye shaww nyot s-see m-me hencefowth, tiww ye +shaww say, Bwessed is he that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd. + +2-24:1 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and depawted fwom t-the tempwe: and his +discipwes came to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to s-shew him t-the buiwdings of t-the tempwe. + +24:2 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, See ye nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these (o^▽^o) t-things? vewiwy I +say u-unto y-you, Thewe shaww nyot be weft hewe onye stonye upon anyothew, +that shaww nyot be thwown down. + +24:3 And as he sat upon t-the mount of Owives, t-the discipwes came u-unto +him pwivatewy, s-saying, Teww u-us, when shaww these things be? and what +shaww be t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of thy coming, and of t-the end of t-the wowwd? 2-24:4 +And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, Take heed that nyo man deceive +you. + +24:5 Fow many shaww come in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, s-saying, I am Chwist; and shaww +deceive many. + +24:6 And ye shaww h-heaw of waws and wumouws of w-waws: s-see that ye be nyot +twoubwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things (* ^ ω ^) m-must come to pass, but t-the end is nyot +yet. + +24:7 Fow nyation shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise against nyation, and kingdom against +(--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be f-faminyes, and pestiwences, and eawthquakes, +in divews pwaces. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 Aww these awe t-the beginnying of s-sowwows. + +24:9 T-Then shaww they d-dewivew you up to be a-affwicted, and shaww kiww +you: and ye shaww be hated of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake. + +24:10 And t-then shaww many be offended, and shaww betway onye anyothew, +and shaww hate onye anyothew. + +24:11 And many f-fawse pwophets shaww wise, and shaww deceive many. + +24:12 And because i-inyiquity shaww abound, t-the wove of many shaww wax +cowd. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 But he that shaww e-enduwe u-unto t-the end, t-the same shaww be saved. + +24:14 And this gospew of t-the kingdom shaww be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wowwd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations; and t-then shaww t-the end come. + +24:15 When ye thewefowe shaww s-see t-the a-abominyation of desowation, +spoken of by Danyiew t-the pwophet, stand in t-the h-howy pwace, (♡°▽°♡) (-(whoso +w-weadeth, wet him (*ﾉωﾉ) u-undewstand:) 24:16 T-Then wet t-them which be in Judaea +fwee into t-the mountains: 24:17 Wet him which is on t-the housetop nyot +come down to o(>ω<)o t-take any t-thing out of his house: 24:18 N-Nyeithew wet him +which is in t-the fiewd (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn back to o(>ω<)o t-take his cwothes. + +24:19 And (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto t-them that awe with chiwd, and to t-them that g-give +suck in those d-days! 24:20 But p-pway ye that youw fwight be nyot in t-the +wintew, nyeithew on t-the sabbath day: 24:21 Fow t-then shaww be gweat +twibuwation, such as w-was nyot since t-the beginnying of t-the wowwd to this +time, nyo, (=`ω´=) n-nyow e-evew shaww be. + +2-24:22 And except those days shouwd be s-showtenyed, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd nyo fwesh +be saved: but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewect's sake those days shaww be showtenyed. + +24:23 T-Then if any man shaww say u-unto y-you, Wo, hewe is (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, ow +thewe; bewieve it n-nyot. + +24:24 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww a-awise f-fawse C-Chwists, and f-fawse pwophets, and +shaww s-shew gweat signs and wondews; i-insomuch that, if it wewe +possibwe, they shaww deceive t-the vewy ewect. + +24:25 Behowd, I have towd you b-befowe. + +24:26 Whewefowe if they shaww say u-unto y-you, Behowd, he is in t-the +desewt; go nyot fowth: b-behowd, he is in t-the secwet c-chambews; bewieve it +n-nyot. + +2-24:27 Fow as t-the wightnying cometh out of t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and shinyeth even +u-unto t-the w-west; so shaww awso t-the coming of t-the S-Son of man be. + +(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 Fow whewesoevew t-the cawcase is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww t-the e-eagwes be +gathewed togethew. + +24:29 Immediatewy aftew t-the twibuwation of those days shaww t-the sun be +dawkenyed, and t-the moon shaww nyot g-give hew wight, and t-the staws shaww +faww fwom heaven, and t-the powews of t-the h-heavens shaww be shaken: 24:30 +And t-then shaww appeaw t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of t-the S-Son of man in heaven: and t-then +shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of t-the eawth mouwn, and they shaww s-see t-the S-Son of +man coming in t-the cwouds of heaven with p-powew and gweat gwowy. + +24:31 And he shaww send his angews with a gweat s-sound of a twumpet, +and they shaww gathew togethew his ewect fwom t-the fouw winds, fwom onye +end of heaven to t-the o-othew. + +2-24:32 Nyow weawn a pawabwe of t-the fig twee; When his bwanch is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +t-tendew, and putteth fowth weaves, ye knyow that summew is nyigh: 24:33 +S-So wikewise ye, when ye shaww s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, knyow that it is +nyeaw, even a-at t-the doows. + +24:34 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, This genyewation shaww nyot pass, tiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +these things be f-fuwfiwwed. + +24:35 Heaven and eawth shaww pass away, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds shaww nyot pass +away. + +24:36 But of that day and (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw k-knyoweth nyo ^.^ m-man, nyo, nyot t-the angews of +heaven, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew onwy. + +24:37 But as t-the days of Nyoe (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, so shaww awso t-the coming of t-the S-Son +of man be. + +24:38 Fow as in t-the days that wewe befowe t-the fwood they wewe e-eating +and dwinking, mawwying and giving in mawwiage, untiw t-the day that Nyoe +entewed into t-the awk, 24:39 And knyew nyot untiw t-the fwood came, and +took t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww away; so shaww awso t-the coming of t-the S-Son of man be. + +24:40 T-Then shaww two be in t-the fiewd; t-the onye shaww be taken, and t-the +othew weft. + +24:41 Two w-women shaww be gwinding a-at t-the m-miww; t-the onye shaww be taken, +and t-the othew weft. + +24:42 Watch thewefowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye knyow nyot what (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw youw Wowd doth come. + +24:43 But knyow this, that if t-the goodman of t-the house h-had knyown in +what watch t-the t-thief w-wouwd come, he w-wouwd have watched, and w-wouwd nyot +have suffewed his house to be bwoken (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +2-24:44 Thewefowe be ye awso weady: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in such an (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw as ye think nyot +t-the S-Son of man cometh. + +24:45 Who t-then is a faithfuw and wise s-sewvant, whom his wowd hath m-made +wuwew o-ovew his h-househowd, to g-give t-them meat in d-due s-season? 2-24:46 +Bwessed is that s-sewvant, whom his wowd when he cometh shaww f-find so +doing. + +24:47 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That he shaww make him wuwew o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. + +24:48 But and if that eviw sewvant shaww say in his heawt, My wowd +d-dewayeth his ＼(≧▽≦)／ c-coming; 2-24:49 And shaww b-begin to smite his +fewwowsewvants, and to e-eat and dwink with t-the dwunken; 24:50 The wowd +of that sewvant shaww come in a day when he wooketh nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and +in an (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw that he is nyot awawe of, 24:51 And shaww cut him ⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, +and appoint him his powtion with t-the hypocwites: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be +weeping and gnyashing of teeth. + +2-25:1 T-Then shaww t-the kingdom of heaven be wikenyed u-unto t-ten viwgins, +which took theiw wamps, and went fowth to meet t-the bwidegwoom. + +25:2 And five of t-them wewe w-wise, and five wewe foowish. + +25:3 They that wewe foowish took theiw wamps, and took nyo oiw with +(=`ω´=) t-them: 25:4 But t-the wise took oiw in theiw vessews with theiw w-wamps. + +25:5 Whiwe t-the bwidegwoom tawwied, they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww swumbewed and (＞ｍ＜) s-swept. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And a-at midnyight (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy made, Behowd, t-the bwidegwoom +(╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; go ye out to meet h-him. + +25:7 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those viwgins a-awose, and twimmed theiw w-wamps. + +25:8 And t-the foowish said u-unto t-the w-wise, Give us of youw oiw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw +wamps awe gonye ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +25:9 But t-the wise answewed, s-saying, Nyot so; west (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyot e-enyough +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us and you: but go ye wathew to t-them that seww, and buy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +y-youwsewves. + +25:10 And whiwe they went to buy, t-the bwidegwoom c-came; and they that +wewe weady went in with him to t-the mawwiage: and t-the doow w-was s-shut. + +25:11 Aftewwawd came awso t-the othew viwgins, s-saying, W-Wowd, W-Wowd, open +to us. + +25:12 But he answewed and said, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I knyow you n-nyot. + +25:13 Watch thewefowe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye knyow nyeithew t-the day (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw +whewein t-the S-Son of man cometh. + +25:14 Fow t-the kingdom of heaven is as a man twavewwing into a faw +countwy, who cawwed his own sewvants, and dewivewed u-unto t-them his +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. + +25:15 And u-unto onye he gave five t-tawents, to anyothew two, and to +anyothew onye; to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his sevewaw abiwity; and +stwaightway took his jouwnyey. + +25:16 T-Then he that h-had weceived t-the five tawents went and twaded with +t-the s-same, and m-made t-them othew five tawents. + +2-25:17 And wikewise he that h-had weceived two, he awso gainyed othew t-two. + +25:18 But he that h-had weceived onye went and digged in t-the eawth, and +hid his wowd's monyey. + +25:19 Aftew a wong time t-the wowd of those (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants cometh, and +weckonyeth with them. + +25:20 And so he that h-had weceived five tawents came and b-bwought othew +five t-tawents, s-saying, W-Wowd, t-thou dewivewedst u-unto m-me five ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *moans* t-tawents: +b-behowd, I have gainyed beside t-them five tawents mowe. + +25:21 His wowd said u-unto him, Weww donye, t-thou g-good and faithfuw +sewvant: t-thou hast b-been faithfuw o-ovew a f-few things, I wiww make thee +wuwew o-ovew many things: entew t-thou into t-the joy of thy w-wowd. + +25:22 He awso that h-had weceived two tawents came and said, W-Wowd, t-thou +dewivewedst u-unto m-me two ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *moans* t-tawents: b-behowd, I have gainyed two othew +tawents beside them. + +25:23 His wowd said u-unto him, Weww donye, g-good and faithfuw sewvant; +t-thou hast b-been faithfuw o-ovew a f-few things, I wiww make thee wuwew o-ovew +many things: entew t-thou into t-the joy of thy w-wowd. + +2-25:24 T-Then he which h-had weceived t-the onye tawent came and said, W-Wowd, I +knyew thee that t-thou awt an hawd ^.^ m-man, weaping whewe t-thou hast nyot sown, +and gathewing whewe t-thou hast nyot stwawed: 25:25 And I w-was afwaid, and +went and hid thy tawent in t-the eawth: wo, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou hast that is +thinye. + +25:26 His wowd answewed and said u-unto him, T-Thou wicked and swothfuw +s-sewvant, t-thou knyewest that I w-weap whewe I sowed nyot, and gathew whewe +I have nyot stwawed: 25:27 T-Thou o-oughtest thewefowe to have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my monyey +to t-the exchangews, and t-then a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my coming I shouwd have weceived minye +own with usuwy. + +25:28 Take thewefowe t-the tawent fwom him, and g-give it u-unto him which +hath t-ten tawents. + +2-25:29 Fow u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that hath shaww be given, and he shaww have +abundance: but fwom him that hath nyot shaww be taken away even that +which he h-hath. + +2-25:30 And cast ye t-the unpwofitabwe sewvant into outew dawknyess: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be weeping and gnyashing of teeth. + +25:31 When t-the S-Son of man shaww come in his gwowy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-howy +angews with him, t-then shaww he sit upon t-the t-thwonye of his gwowy: 25:32 +And befowe him shaww be gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations: and he shaww sepawate +t-them onye fwom anyothew, as a s-shephewd divideth his sheep fwom t-the +g-goats: 25:33 And he shaww s-set t-the sheep on his wight hand, but t-the +g-goats on t-the weft. + +25:34 T-Then shaww t-the King say u-unto t-them on his wight hand, Come, ye +bwessed of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, i-inhewit t-the kingdom pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you fwom t-the +f-foundation of t-the wowwd: 25:35 Fow I w-was an hungwed, and ye gave m-me +meat: I w-was t-thiwsty, and ye gave m-me dwink: I w-was a s-stwangew, and ye +took m-me in: 25:36 N-Nyaked, and ye cwothed me: I w-was sick, and ye v-visited +me: I w-was in pwison, and ye came u-unto me. + +25:37 T-Then shaww t-the wighteous answew him, s-saying, W-Wowd, when saw we +thee an hungwed, and fed thee? ow t-thiwsty, and gave thee dwink? 25:38 +When saw we thee a s-stwangew, and took thee in? ow nyaked, and cwothed +thee? 25:39 Ow when saw we thee sick, ow in pwison, and came u-unto +thee? 25:40 And t-the King shaww answew and say u-unto t-them, Vewiwy I say +u-unto y-you, I-Inyasmuch as ye have donye it u-unto onye of t-the weast of these +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, ye have donye it u-unto me. + +25:41 T-Then shaww he say awso u-unto t-them on t-the weft hand, Depawt fwom +me, ye c-cuwsed, into evewwasting f-fiwe, pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the deviw and his +a-angews: 25:42 Fow I w-was an hungwed, and ye gave m-me nyo meat: I w-was +t-thiwsty, and ye gave m-me nyo dwink: (✧∀✧)/ 2-25:43 I w-was a s-stwangew, and ye took +m-me nyot in: nyaked, and ye cwothed m-me nyot: sick, and in pwison, and ye +v-visited m-me n-nyot. + +2-25:44 T-Then shaww they awso answew him, s-saying, W-Wowd, when saw we thee +an hungwed, ow a-athiwst, ow a s-stwangew, ow nyaked, ow sick, ow in +pwison, and did nyot m-minyistew u-unto thee? 2-25:45 T-Then shaww he answew +t-them, s-saying, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I-Inyasmuch as ye did it nyot to onye +of t-the weast of these, ye did it nyot to me. + +2-25:46 And these shaww go away into evewwasting punyishment: but t-the +wighteous into wife etewnyaw. + +26:1 And it came to pass, when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had finyished (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these sayings, +he said u-unto his discipwes, 26:2 Ye knyow that aftew two days is t-the +(♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the p-passovew, and t-the S-Son of man is betwayed to be cwucified. + +26:3 T-Then assembwed togethew t-the chief p-pwiests, and t-the s-scwibes, and +t-the ewdews of t-the p-peopwe, u-unto t-the pawace of t-the high pwiest, who w-was +cawwed Caiaphas, (*^.^*) 2-26:4 And c-consuwted that they m-might o(>ω<)o t-take ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus by +subtiwty, and kiww h-him. + +26:5 But they said, Nyot on t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast day, west (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be an upwoaw +among t-the peopwe. + +26:6 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was in Bethany, in t-the house of Simon t-the wepew, +26:7 Thewe came u-unto him a woman h-having an awabastew box of vewy +(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ointment, and pouwed it on his head, as he sat a-at meat. + +26:8 But when his discipwes saw it, they h-had i-indignyation, s-saying, To +what puwpose is this ^w^ w-waste? 26:9 Fow this ointment m-might have b-been +sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^w^ m-much, and given to t-the poow. + +26:10 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus undewstood it, he said u-unto t-them, Why twoubwe ye t-the +woman? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath wwought a g-good wowk upon me. + +2-26:11 Fow ye have t-the poow awways with you; but m-me ye have nyot awways. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 Fow in that she hath pouwed this ointment on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-body, she did it +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my buwiaw. + +26:13 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Whewesoevew this gospew shaww be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached +in t-the w-whowe wowwd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww awso this, that this woman hath donye, +be towd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw of hew. + +26:14 T-Then onye of t-the twewve, cawwed (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, went u-unto t-the +chief p-pwiests, 26:15 And said u-unto t-them, What wiww ye g-give me, and I +wiww d-dewivew him u-unto y-you? And they covenyanted with him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thiwty +pieces of siwvew. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 And fwom that time he sought oppowtunyity to betway h-him. + +26:17 Nyow t-the fiwst day of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead t-the discipwes +came to Jesus, saying u-unto him, Whewe wiwt t-thou that we p-pwepawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee to e-eat t-the passovew? 26:18 And he said, Go into t-the city to such +a ^.^ m-man, and say u-unto him, The M-Mastew saith, My time is a-at hand; I wiww +keep t-the passovew a-at thy house with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-discipwes. + +26:19 And t-the discipwes did as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had appointed t-them; and they m-made +weady t-the passovew. + +26:20 Nyow when t-the even w-was come, he sat down with t-the twewve. + +26:21 And as they did eat, he said, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, that onye of +you shaww betway me. + +26:22 And they wewe exceeding sowwowfuw, and began {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them +to say u-unto him, W-Wowd, is it I? 26:23 And he answewed and said, He +that dippeth his hand with m-me in t-the dish, t-the same shaww betway me. + +2-26:24 The S-Son of man goeth as it is wwitten of him: but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto that +man by whom t-the S-Son of man is b-betwayed! it h-had b-been g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that man +if he h-had nyot b-been bown. + +2-26:25 T-Then Judas, which betwayed him, answewed and said, Mastew, is it +I? He said u-unto him, T-Thou hast said. + +2-26:26 And as they wewe eating, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus took bwead, and bwessed it, and +bwake it, and gave it to t-the discipwes, and said, T-Take, eat; this is +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body. + +2-26:27 And he took t-the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to t-them, +s-saying, Dwink ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of it; 2-26:28 Fow this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the nyew +t-testament, which is shed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemission of sins. + +26:29 But I say u-unto y-you, I wiww nyot dwink hencefowth of this fwuit of +t-the vinye, untiw that day when I dwink it nyew with you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's +(´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +26:30 And when they h-had sung an hymn, they went out into t-the mount of +Owives. + +26:31 T-Then saith ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them, Aww ye shaww be o-offended because of +m-me this nyight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, I wiww smite t-the s-shephewd, and t-the +sheep of t-the fwock shaww be scattewed abwoad. + +26:32 But aftew I am wisen again, I wiww go befowe you into Gawiwee. + +2-26:33 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed and said u-unto him, Though (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men shaww be +o-offended because of thee, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I nyevew be offended. + +26:34 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Vewiwy I say u-unto thee, That this nyight, +befowe t-the cock c-cwow, t-thou shawt deny m-me thwice. + +26:35 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, Though I shouwd die with thee, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I +nyot deny thee. Wikewise awso said (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-discipwes. + +26:36 T-Then cometh ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus with t-them u-unto a pwace cawwed Gethsemanye, and +saith u-unto t-the discipwes, Sit ye hewe, whiwe I go and p-pway yondew. + +26:37 And he took with him (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and t-the two sons of Zebedee, and +began to be sowwowfuw and vewy heavy. + +26:38 T-Then saith he u-unto t-them, My souw is exceeding sowwowfuw, even +u-unto (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: tawwy ye hewe, and watch with me. + +26:39 And he went a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fawthew, and feww on his face, and pwayed, +s-saying, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, if it be possibwe, wet this cup pass fwom me: +nyevewthewess nyot as I wiww, but as t-thou wiwt. + +26:40 And he cometh u-unto t-the discipwes, and findeth t-them asweep, and +saith u-unto Petew, What, couwd ye nyot watch with m-me onye (=①ω①=) h-houw? 26:41 +Watch and (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, that ye entew nyot into temptation: t-the spiwit indeed +is w-wiwwing, but t-the fwesh is weak. + +26:42 He went away again t-the second time, and pwayed, s-saying, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +Fathew, if this cup may nyot pass away fwom me, except I dwink it, thy +wiww be donye. + +26:43 And he came and f-found t-them asweep ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw eyes wewe +heavy. + +26:44 And he weft t-them, and went away again, and pwayed t-the thiwd +time, saying t-the same wowds. + +26:45 T-Then cometh he to his discipwes, and saith u-unto t-them, Sweep on +n-nyow, and o(>ω<)o t-take youw west: b-behowd, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is a-at hand, and t-the S-Son of +man is betwayed into t-the h-hands of sinnyews. + +26:46 Wise, wet us be going: b-behowd, he is a-at hand that doth betway +me. + +2-26:47 And whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, wo, Judas, onye of t-the twewve, came, and +with him a gweat muwtitude with swowds and s-staves, fwom t-the chief +pwiests and ewdews of t-the peopwe. + +26:48 Nyow he that betwayed him gave t-them a sign, s-saying, Whomsoevew I +shaww kiss, that same is he: h-howd him fast. + +26:49 And fowthwith he came to Jesus, and said, H-Haiw, m-mastew; and +kissed h-him. + +UwU 2-26:50 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Fwiend, (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe awt t-thou come? T-Then +came they, and w-waid h-hands on ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus and took h-him. + +26:51 And, b-behowd, onye of t-them which wewe with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus stwetched out his +hand, and dwew his swowd, and stwuck a sewvant of t-the high pwiest's, +and smote off his (・_・ヾ e-eaw. + +2-26:52 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto him, Put up again thy s-swowd into his p-pwace: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that o(>ω<)o t-take t-the s-swowd shaww pewish with t-the swowd. + +26:53 Thinkest t-thou that I c-cannyot nyow p-pway to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and he shaww +pwesentwy g-give m-me mowe than twewve wegions of angews? 26:54 But how +t-then shaww t-the scwiptuwes be fuwfiwwed, that thus it (* ^ ω ^) m-must be? 2-26:55 +In that same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to t-the (^ω~) m-muwtitudes, Awe ye come out as +against a t-thief with swowds and staves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to o(>ω<)o t-take m-me? I sat daiwy +with you teaching in t-the t-tempwe, and ye w-waid nyo h-howd on me. + +26:56 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this w-was donye, that t-the scwiptuwes of t-the pwophets m-might +be f-fuwfiwwed. T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the discipwes fowsook him, and fwed. + +26:57 And they that h-had w-waid h-howd on ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-wed him away to Caiaphas +t-the high pwiest, whewe t-the scwibes and t-the ewdews wewe a-assembwed. + +26:58 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew f-fowwowed him afaw off u-unto t-the high pwiest's pawace, +and went in, and sat with t-the sewvants, to s-see t-the end. + +26:59 Nyow t-the chief p-pwiests, and ewdews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the counciw, sought +f-fawse witnyess against Jesus, to put him to death; 26:60 But f-found +nyonye: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-though many f-fawse witnyesses came, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet f-found they n-nyonye. {{ (>_<) }} A-At +t-the wast came two f-fawse witnyesses, 26:61 And said, This f-fewwow said, I +am abwe to d-destwoy t-the tempwe of G-God, and to buiwd it in thwee days. + +26:62 And t-the high pwiest a-awose, and said u-unto him, Answewest t-thou +n-nyothing? what is it which these witnyess against thee? 26:63 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +hewd his p-peace, And t-the high pwiest answewed and said u-unto him, I +adjuwe thee by t-the wiving G-God, that t-thou teww us whethew t-thou be t-the +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of God. + +26:64 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, T-Thou hast said: nyevewthewess I say u-unto +y-you, Heweaftew shaww ye s-see t-the S-Son of man sitting on t-the wight hand +of p-powew, and coming in t-the cwouds of heaven. + +26:65 T-Then t-the high pwiest went his cwothes, s-saying, He hath spoken +bwasphemy; what f-fuwthew nyeed have we of witnyesses? b-behowd, nyow ye have +heawd his bwasphemy. + +26:66 What think ye? They answewed and said, He is g-guiwty of death. + +o(>ω<)o 2-26:67 T-Then did they spit in his face, and buffeted h-him; and othews +smote him with t-the pawms of theiw hands, 26:68 Saying, Pwophesy u-unto +u-us, t-thou (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, Who is he that smote thee? 26:69 Nyow (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew sat +without in t-the pawace: and a damsew came u-unto him, s-saying, T-Thou awso +wast with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Gawiwee. + +2-26:70 But he denyied befowe t-them a-aww, s-saying, I knyow nyot what t-thou +sayest. + +26:71 And when he w-was gonye out into t-the powch, anyothew m-maid saw him, +and said u-unto t-them that wewe thewe, This f-fewwow w-was awso with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of +Nyazaweth. + +26:72 And again he denyied with an o-oath, I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot knyow t-the m-man. + +26:73 And aftew a whiwe came u-unto him they that s-stood by, and said to +Petew, S-Suwewy t-thou awso awt onye of t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy speech bewwayeth +thee. + +26:74 T-Then began he to (O_O;) c-cuwse and to sweaw, s-saying, I knyow nyot t-the m-man. +And immediatewy t-the cock cwew. + +26:75 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew wemembewed t-the wowd of Jesus, which said u-unto him, +Befowe t-the cock c-cwow, t-thou shawt deny m-me thwice. And he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and +wept bittewwy. + +2-27:1 When t-the mownying w-was come, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief pwiests and ewdews of +t-the peopwe took counsew against ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to put him to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 27:2 And +when they h-had b-bound him, they w-wed him away, and dewivewed him to +P-Pontius Piwate t-the govewnyow. + +27:3 T-Then Judas, which h-had betwayed him, when he saw that he w-was +condemnyed, wepented himsewf, and b-bwought again t-the thiwty pieces of +s-siwvew to t-the chief pwiests and ewdews, 27:4 Saying, I have sinnyed in +that I have betwayed t-the innyocent bwood. And they said, What is that +to us? s-see t-thou to that. + +27:5 And he cast down t-the pieces of s-siwvew in t-the t-tempwe, and +depawted, and went and hanged himsewf. + +2-27:6 And t-the chief pwiests took t-the s-siwvew p-pieces, and said, I-It is nyot +wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to put t-them into t-the tweasuwy, because it is t-the p-pwice of +bwood. + +2-27:7 And they took counsew, and bought with t-them t-the p-pottew's fiewd, +to buwy stwangews in. + +27:8 Whewefowe that fiewd w-was cawwed, The fiewd of bwood, u-unto this +d-day. + +27:9 T-Then w-was fuwfiwwed that which w-was spoken by J-Jewemy t-the pwophet, +s-saying, And they took t-the thiwty pieces of s-siwvew, t-the p-pwice of him +that w-was vawued, whom they of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did v-vawue; 27:10 +And gave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pottew's fiewd, as t-the Wowd appointed me. + +27:11 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-stood befowe t-the govewnyow: and t-the govewnyow asked him, +s-saying, Awt t-thou t-the King of t-the Jews? And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, T-Thou +sayest. + +2-27:12 And when he w-was a-accused of t-the chief pwiests and ewdews, he +answewed nyothing. + +27:13 T-Then said Piwate u-unto him, H-Heawest t-thou nyot how many things they +witnyess against thee? 2-27:14 And he answewed him to nyevew a wowd; +i-insomuch that t-the govewnyow mawvewwed gweatwy. + +27:15 Nyow a-at that (♡°▽°♡) f-feast t-the govewnyow w-was wont to wewease u-unto t-the +peopwe a pwisonyew, whom they wouwd. + +27:16 And they h-had t-then a nyotabwe pwisonyew, cawwed Bawabbas. + +27:17 Thewefowe when they wewe gathewed togethew, Piwate said u-unto +t-them, Whom wiww ye that I wewease u-unto y-you? Bawabbas, ow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus which +is cawwed Chwist? 27:18 Fow he knyew that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow envy they h-had dewivewed +h-him. + +2-27:19 When he w-was s-set down on t-the j-judgment s-seat, his wife sent u-unto +him, s-saying, H-Have t-thou nyothing to (^-^*)/ d-do with that just man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have +suffewed many things this day in a dweam because of h-him. + +2-27:20 But t-the chief pwiests and ewdews pewsuaded t-the muwtitude that +they shouwd ask Bawabbas, and d-destwoy Jesus. + +27:21 The govewnyow answewed and said u-unto t-them, Whethew of t-the (^-^*)/ t-twain +wiww ye that I wewease u-unto y-you? They said, Bawabbas. + +2-27:22 Piwate saith u-unto t-them, What shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do t-then with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus which is +cawwed Chwist? They (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww say u-unto him, Wet him be cwucified. + +27:23 And t-the govewnyow said, Why, what eviw hath he donye? But they +cwied out t-the m-mowe, s-saying, Wet him be cwucified. + +27:24 When Piwate saw that he couwd pwevaiw nyothing, but that wathew a +t-tumuwt w-was made, he took watew, and washed his h-hands befowe t-the +muwtitude, s-saying, I am innyocent of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of this just pewson: s-see +ye to it. + +27:25 T-Then answewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, and said, His ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be on u-us, and +on ouw chiwdwen. + +27:26 T-Then w-weweased he Bawabbas u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and when he h-had s-scouwged +Jesus, he dewivewed him to be cwucified. + +27:27 T-Then t-the sowdiews of t-the govewnyow took ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus into t-the common +h-haww, and gathewed u-unto him t-the w-whowe band of sowdiews. + +2-27:28 And they (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped him, and put on him a scawwet wobe. + +27:29 And when they h-had pwatted a cwown of thowns, they put it upon +his head, and a weed in his wight hand: and they b-bowed t-the k-knyee befowe +him, and mocked him, s-saying, H-Haiw, King of t-the Jews! 27:30 And they +spit upon him, and took t-the weed, and smote him on t-the head. + +27:31 And aftew that they h-had mocked him, they took t-the w-wobe off fwom +him, and put his own waiment on him, and w-wed him away to cwucify h-him. + +27:32 And as they came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they f-found a man of Cywenye, Simon by nyame: +him they compewwed to beaw his c-cwoss. + +27:33 And when they wewe come u-unto a pwace cawwed Gowgotha, that is to +say, a pwace of a skuww, 2-27:34 They gave him vinyegaw to dwink mingwed +with gaww: and when he h-had tasted t-theweof, he w-wouwd nyot d-dwink. + +2-27:35 And they c-cwucified him, and pawted his gawments, c-casting wots: +that it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by t-the pwophet, They +pawted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawments among t-them, and upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vestuwe did they cast wots. + +27:36 And sitting down they watched him thewe; 27:37 And s-set up o-ovew +his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head his accusation wwitten, THIS IS JESUS THE KING OF THE J-JEWS. + +27:38 T-Then wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe two thieves c-cwucified with him, onye on t-the wight +hand, and anyothew on t-the weft. + +27:39 And they that passed by weviwed him, w-wagging theiw heads, (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 2-27:40 +And s-saying, T-Thou that destwoyest t-the t-tempwe, and b-buiwdest it in thwee +days, s-save thysewf. If t-thou be t-the S-Son of G-God, come down fwom t-the +c-cwoss. + +27:41 Wikewise awso t-the chief pwiests mocking him, with t-the scwibes +and ewdews, said, 27:42 He saved othews; himsewf he c-cannyot save. If he +be t-the King of I-Iswaew, wet him nyow come down fwom t-the cwoss, and we +wiww bewieve h-him. + +27:43 He twusted in God; wet him d-dewivew him n-nyow, if he wiww have him: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, I am t-the S-Son of God. + +27:44 The thieves awso, which wewe c-cwucified with him, cast t-the same +in his teeth. + +27:45 Nyow fwom t-the sixth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was dawknyess o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand +u-unto t-the nyinth h-houw. + +2-27:46 And about t-the nyinth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cwied with a w-woud voice, s-saying, +Ewi, Ewi, w-wama sabachthanyi? that is to say, My G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, why hast +t-thou fowsaken m-me? 2-27:47 Some of t-them that s-stood thewe, when they +heawd that, said, This man cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ewias. + +27:48 And stwaightway onye of t-them wan, and took a s-spunge, and fiwwed +it with vinyegaw, and put it on a weed, and gave him to d-dwink. + +27:49 The w-west said, Wet be, wet us s-see whethew Ewias wiww come to +s-save h-him. + +27:50 Jesus, when he h-had cwied again with a w-woud voice, yiewded up t-the +g-ghost. + +27:51 And, b-behowd, t-the veiw of t-the tempwe w-was went in (^-^*)/ t-twain fwom t-the +top to t-the bottom; and t-the eawth did quake, and t-the wocks went; 27:52 +And t-the gwaves wewe openyed; and many bodies of t-the saints which swept +a-awose, 2-27:53 And came out of t-the gwaves aftew his wesuwwection, and +went into t-the h-howy city, and appeawed u-unto many. + +27:54 Nyow when t-the centuwion, and they that wewe with him, watching +Jesus, saw t-the eawthquake, and those things that wewe donye, they +feawed g-gweatwy, s-saying, Twuwy this w-was t-the S-Son of God. + +2-27:55 And many w-women wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe behowding afaw off, which f-fowwowed +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fwom G-Gawiwee, minyistewing u-unto him: 27:56 Among which w-was (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy +Magdawenye, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of James and Joses, and t-the mothew of +Zebedees chiwdwen. + +27:57 When t-the even w-was come, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a wich man of Awimathaea, +nyamed Joseph, who awso himsewf w-was J-Jesus' (O_O;) d-discipwe: 27:58 He went to +Piwate, and begged t-the body of Jesus. T-Then Piwate commanded t-the body +to be dewivewed. + +27:59 And when Joseph h-had taken t-the b-body, he wwapped it in a cwean +winyen cwoth, 27:60 And w-waid it in his own nyew tomb, which he h-had hewn +out in t-the w-wock: and he wowwed a gweat stonye to t-the doow of t-the +sepuwchwe, and depawted. + +27:61 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye, and t-the othew Mawy, sitting o-ovew +against t-the s-sepuwchwe. + +27:62 Nyow t-the nyext day, that f-fowwowed t-the day of t-the p-pwepawation, t-the +chief pwiests and (^ω~) P-Phawisees came togethew u-unto Piwate, 27:63 Saying, +Siw, we (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that that deceivew said, whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive, +Aftew thwee days I wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise again. + +(=①ω①=) 2-27:64 Command thewefowe that t-the sepuwchwe be m-made suwe untiw t-the +thiwd day, west his discipwes come by nyight, and steaw him away, and +say u-unto t-the p-peopwe, He is wisen fwom t-the dead: so t-the wast ewwow +shaww be wowse than t-the fiwst. + +27:65 Piwate said u-unto t-them, Ye have a watch: go youw way, make it as +suwe as ye can. + +27:66 S-So they went, and m-made t-the sepuwchwe suwe, s-seawing t-the stonye, +and setting a watch. + +2-28:1 In t-the end of t-the sabbath, as it began to dawn towawd t-the fiwst +day of t-the uWu w-week, came (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye and t-the othew (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy to s-see t-the +s-sepuwchwe. + +2-28:2 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat eawthquake: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the angew of t-the +Wowd descended fwom heaven, and came and wowwed back t-the stonye fwom +t-the d-doow, and sat upon it. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 His c-countenyance w-was w-wike w-wightnying, and his waiment white as +snyow: ^-^ 2-28:4 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of him t-the keepews did shake, and became as +dead m-men. + +2-28:5 And t-the angew answewed and said u-unto t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, Feaw nyot ye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +I knyow that ye seek Jesus, which w-was cwucified. + +28:6 He is nyot hewe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is wisen, as he said. Come, s-see t-the pwace +whewe t-the Wowd w-way. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 And go quickwy, and teww his discipwes that he is wisen fwom t-the +dead; and, b-behowd, he goeth befowe you into Gawiwee; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye +s-see him: wo, I have towd you. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And they depawted quickwy fwom t-the sepuwchwe with f-feaw and gweat +j-joy; and did w-wun to bwing his discipwes wowd. + +28:9 And as they went to teww his discipwes, b-behowd, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus met t-them, +s-saying, Aww haiw. And they came and hewd him by t-the feet, and +w-wowshipped h-him. + +28:10 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid: go teww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +that they go into G-Gawiwee, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they s-see me. + +28:11 Nyow when they wewe going, b-behowd, s-some of t-the watch came into +t-the city, and shewed u-unto t-the chief pwiests (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that wewe +donye. + +2-28:12 And when they wewe assembwed with t-the ewdews, and h-had taken +counsew, they gave wawge monyey u-unto t-the sowdiews, (＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 Saying, Say +ye, His discipwes came by nyight, and stowe him away whiwe we (＞ｍ＜) s-swept. + +28:14 And if this come to t-the govewnyow's eaws, we wiww pewsuade him, +and s-secuwe you. + +2-28:15 S-So they took t-the monyey, and did as they wewe taught: and this +saying is commonwy wepowted among t-the Jews untiw this d-day. + +28:16 T-Then t-the eweven discipwes went away into G-Gawiwee, into a +mountain whewe ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had appointed them. + +28:17 And when they saw him, they w-wowshipped him: but s-some doubted. + +28:18 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came and spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, Aww p-powew is given +u-unto m-me in heaven and in eawth. + +28:19 Go ye thewefowe, and t-teach (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, baptizing t-them in t-the +nyame of t-the Fathew, and of t-the Son, and of t-the Howy Ghost: 28:20 +Teaching t-them to o-obsewve (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things whatsoevew I have commanded you: +and, wo, I am with you awway, even u-unto t-the end of t-the wowwd. A-Amen. + + + + +The Gospew Accowding to Saint Mawk + + +1:1 The beginnying of t-the gospew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of God; 1:2 +As it is wwitten in t-the pwophets, Behowd, I send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my messengew befowe +thy face, which shaww p-pwepawe thy w-way befowe thee. + +1:3 The voice of onye cwying in t-the wiwdewnyess, Pwepawe ye t-the w-way of +t-the W-Wowd, make his paths stwaight. + +1:4 (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John did b-baptize in t-the wiwdewnyess, and pweach t-the baptism of +wepentance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemission of sins. + +1:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Judaea, and they of +J-Jewusawem, and wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww baptized of him in t-the wivew of Jowdan, +confessing theiw sins. + +1-1:6 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was cwothed with camew's haiw, and with a g-giwdwe of a +skin about his woins; and he did e-eat wocusts and wiwd honyey; 1:7 And +pweached, s-saying, Thewe cometh onye mightiew than I aftew me, t-the +watchet of whose shoes I am nyot wowthy to stoop down and unwoose. + +1:8 I indeed have baptized you with watew: but he shaww b-baptize you +with t-the Howy Ghost. + +1-1:9 And it came to pass in those days, that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came fwom Nyazaweth +of G-Gawiwee, and w-was baptized of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John in Jowdan. + +1:10 And stwaightway coming up out of t-the watew, he saw t-the h-heavens +openyed, and t-the Spiwit w-wike a dove descending upon him: 1:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +came a voice fwom heaven, s-saying, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved Son, in whom I +am w-weww pweased. + +1:12 And immediatewy t-the spiwit dwiveth him into t-the wiwdewnyess. + +1:13 And he w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the wiwdewnyess f-fowty days, tempted of Satan; +and w-was with t-the wiwd beasts; and t-the angews minyistewed u-unto h-him. + +1:14 Nyow aftew that (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was put in pwison, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came into G-Gawiwee, +pweaching t-the gospew of t-the kingdom of G-God, 1:15 And s-saying, The time +is fuwfiwwed, and t-the kingdom of God is a-at hand: w-wepent ye, and +bewieve t-the gospew. + +1:16 Nyow as he wawked by t-the sea of G-Gawiwee, he saw Simon and A-Andwew +his b-bwothew c-casting a nyet into t-the sea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe fishews. + +1:17 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Come ye aftew me, and I wiww make you +to become fishews of m-men. + +1:18 And stwaightway they fowsook theiw nyets, and f-fowwowed h-him. + +1:19 And when he h-had gonye a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fawthew thence, he saw James t-the +son of Zebedee, and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John his bwothew, who awso wewe in t-the s-ship +mending theiw nyets. + +1:20 And stwaightway he cawwed (=`ω´=) t-them: and they weft theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew +Zebedee in t-the s-ship with t-the h-hiwed sewvants, and went aftew h-him. + +1-1:21 And they went into Capewnyaum; and stwaightway on t-the sabbath day +he entewed into t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and taught. + +1:22 And they wewe astonyished a-at his doctwinye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he taught t-them as +onye that h-had a-authowity, and nyot as t-the s-scwibes. + +1:23 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was in theiw synyagogue a man with an uncwean spiwit; +and he cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 1-1:24 Saying, Wet us awonye; what have we to (^-^*)/ d-do with +thee, t-thou ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of N-Nyazaweth? awt t-thou come to d-destwoy us? I knyow thee +who t-thou awt, t-the Howy Onye of God. + +1:25 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus webuked him, s-saying, Howd thy p-peace, and come out of +h-him. + +1:26 And when t-the uncwean spiwit h-had t-town him, and cwied with a w-woud +voice, he came out of h-him. + +1:27 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww amazed, i-insomuch that they questionyed among +themsewves, s-saying, What t-thing is t-this? what nyew doctwinye is t-this? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +with a-authowity commandeth he even t-the uncwean s-spiwits, and they (^-^*)/ d-do +obey h-him. + +1:28 And immediatewy his f-fame spwead a-abwoad (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Gawiwee. + +1:29 And fowthwith, when they wewe come out of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, they +entewed into t-the house of Simon and A-Andwew, with James and John. + +1:30 But Simon's w-wife's mothew way sick of a f-fevew, and a-anyon they teww +him of hew. + +1:31 And he came and took hew by t-the hand, and w-wifted hew up; and +immediatewy t-the fevew weft hew, and she minyistewed u-unto them. + +1:32 And a-at e-even, when t-the sun did set, they b-bwought u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +wewe diseased, and t-them that wewe p-possessed with deviws. + +1:33 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city w-was gathewed togethew a-at t-the d-doow. + +1:34 And he heawed many that wewe sick of divews diseases, and cast +out many deviws; and suffewed nyot t-the deviws to speak, because they +knyew h-him. + +1:35 And in t-the m-mownying, wising up a gweat whiwe befowe day, he went +(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and depawted into a sowitawy pwace, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe pwayed. + +1:36 And Simon and they that wewe with him f-fowwowed aftew h-him. + +(o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 And when they h-had f-found him, they said u-unto him, Aww men seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee. + +(^人^) 1-1:38 And he said u-unto t-them, Wet us go into t-the nyext t-towns, that I may +pweach (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thewefowe came I f-fowth. + +1-1:39 And he (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached in theiw synyagogues (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww G-Gawiwee, and +cast out deviws. + +1:40 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a wepew to him, beseeching him, and knyeewing down +to him, and saying u-unto him, If t-thou wiwt, t-thou c-canst make m-me cwean. + +1:41 And Jesus, moved with compassion, put fowth his hand, and touched +him, and saith u-unto him, I w-wiww; be t-thou cwean. + +1:42 And as soon as he h-had spoken, immediatewy t-the wepwosy depawted +fwom him, and he w-was (´ ω `♡) *notices bulge* c-cweansed. + +1:43 And he stwaitwy c-chawged him, and fowthwith sent him away; 1:44 +And saith u-unto him, See t-thou say nyothing to any man: but go thy way, +s-shew t-thysewf to t-the pwiest, and offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy cweansing those things +which Moses commanded, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony u-unto them. + +1-1:45 But he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and began to pubwish it ^w^ m-much, and to bwaze +a-abwoad t-the mattew, i-insomuch that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus couwd nyo mowe openwy entew into +t-the city, but w-was without in desewt pwaces: and they came to him fwom +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy q-quawtew. + +2:1 And again he entewed into Capewnyaum aftew s-some days; and it w-was +nyoised that he w-was in t-the house. + +2:2 And stwaightway many wewe gathewed togethew, i-insomuch that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was nyo woom to weceive t-them, nyo, nyot so m-much as about t-the doow: and he +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the wowd u-unto them. + +2-2:3 And they come u-unto him, bwinging onye sick of t-the pawsy, which w-was +(￣ω￣) b-bownye of fouw. + +2:4 And when they couwd nyot come nyigh u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwess, they +u-uncovewed t-the woof whewe he was: and when they h-had bwoken it up, they +wet down t-the b-bed whewein t-the sick of t-the pawsy w-way. + +2-2:5 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw theiw faith, he said u-unto t-the sick of t-the pawsy, +Son, thy s-sins be fowgiven thee. + +2:6 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was c-cewtain of t-the scwibes sitting thewe, and weasonying +in theiw heawts, 2-2:7 Why doth this man thus speak bwasphemies? who c-can +fowgive s-sins but God onwy? 2:8 And immediatewy when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus pewceived +in his spiwit that they so weasonyed within themsewves, he said u-unto +t-them, Why w-weason ye these things in youw heawts? 2-2:9 Whethew is it +easiew to say to t-the sick of t-the pawsy, Thy s-sins be fowgiven thee; ow +to say, Awise, and o(>ω<)o t-take up thy bed, and wawk? 2:10 But that ye may +knyow that t-the S-Son of man hath p-powew on eawth to fowgive sins, (-(he +saith to t-the sick of t-the pawsy,) 2-2:11 I say u-unto thee, Awise, and o(>ω<)o t-take +up thy bed, and go thy w-way into thinye house. + +2:12 And immediatewy he a-awose, took up t-the bed, and went fowth befowe +t-them aww; i-insomuch that they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww amazed, and gwowified G-God, +s-saying, We nyevew saw it on this fashion. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And he went fowth again by t-the sea side; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude +wesowted u-unto him, and he taught them. + +2:14 And as he passed by, he saw Wevi t-the son of Awphaeus sitting a-at +t-the weceipt of custom, and said u-unto him, Fowwow me. And he awose and +f-fowwowed h-him. + +2:15 And it came to pass, that, as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sat a-at meat in his h-house, +many pubwicans and sinnyews sat awso togethew with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus and his +d-discipwes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many, and they f-fowwowed h-him. + +2:16 And when t-the scwibes and (^ω~) P-Phawisees saw him e-eat with pubwicans and +sinnyews, they said u-unto his discipwes, How is it that he eateth and +dwinketh with pubwicans and sinnyews? 2:17 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd it, he +saith u-unto t-them, They that awe w-whowe have nyo nyeed of t-the p-physician, +but they that awe sick: I came nyot to caww t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, but sinnyews +to wepentance. + +2:18 And t-the discipwes of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John and of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees used to fast: and +they come and say u-unto him, Why (^-^*)/ d-do t-the discipwes of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John and of t-the +(^ω~) P-Phawisees fast, but thy discipwes fast nyot? 2:19 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto +t-them, Can t-the chiwdwen of t-the b-bwidechambew fast, whiwe t-the bwidegwoom +is with them? as wong as they have t-the bwidegwoom with t-them, they +c-cannyot fast. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But t-the days wiww come, when t-the bwidegwoom shaww be taken away +fwom t-them, and t-then shaww they fast in those days. + +2:21 N-Nyo man awso (⌒ω⌒) *blushes* s-seweth a piece of nyew cwoth on an o-owd g-gawment: ewse +t-the nyew piece that fiwwed it up taketh away fwom t-the o-owd, and t-the went +is m-made wowse. + +2:22 And nyo man putteth nyew winye into o-owd b-bottwes: ewse t-the nyew winye +doth buwst t-the bottwes, and t-the winye is spiwwed, and t-the bottwes wiww +be mawwed: but nyew winye (* ^ ω ^) m-must be put into nyew bottwes. + +2:23 And it came to pass, that he went thwough t-the cown fiewds on t-the +sabbath >_> d-day; and his discipwes began, as they went, to pwuck t-the eaws +of cown. + +2:24 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees said u-unto him, Behowd, why (^-^*)/ d-do they on t-the +sabbath day that which is nyot w-wawfuw? 2:25 And he said u-unto t-them, +H-Have ye nyevew wead what David did, when he h-had nyeed, and w-was an +hungwed, he, and they that wewe with h-him? 2:26 How he went into t-the +house of God in t-the days of Abiathaw t-the high pwiest, and did e-eat t-the +shewbwead, which is nyot wawfuw to e-eat but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwiests, and gave +awso to t-them which wewe with h-him? (^ω~) 2-2:27 And he said u-unto t-them, The +sabbath w-was m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, and nyot man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sabbath: 2:28 Thewefowe +t-the S-Son of man is Wowd awso of t-the sabbath. + +3-3:1 And he entewed again into t-the synyagogue; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +which h-had a withewed ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3:2 And they watched him, whethew he w-wouwd heaw him on t-the sabbath +>_> d-day; that they m-might a-accuse h-him. + +3-3:3 And he saith u-unto t-the man which h-had t-the withewed hand, Stand +f-fowth. + +3:4 And he saith u-unto t-them, Is it wawfuw to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good on t-the sabbath +days, ow to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw? to s-save w-wife, ow to kiww? But they hewd theiw +p-peace. + +3:5 And when he h-had wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about on t-them with angew, being +g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hawdnyess of theiw heawts, he saith u-unto t-the ^.^ m-man, +Stwetch fowth thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he stwetched it out: and his hand w-was +westowed w-whowe as t-the o-othew. + +3-3:6 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees went fowth, and stwaightway took counsew with +t-the Hewodians against him, how they m-might d-destwoy h-him. + +3:7 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-withdwew himsewf with his discipwes to t-the sea: and a +gweat muwtitude fwom G-Gawiwee f-fowwowed him, and fwom Judaea, 3:8 And +fwom J-Jewusawem, and fwom Idumaea, and fwom beyond Jowdan; and they +about T-Tywe and S-Sidon, a gweat muwtitude, when they h-had heawd what +gweat things he did, came u-unto h-him. + +3-3:9 And he spake to his discipwes, that a smaww s-ship shouwd wait on +him because of t-the muwtitude, west they shouwd thwong h-him. + +3:10 Fow he h-had heawed many; i-insomuch that they pwessed upon him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +to touch him, as many as h-had (o-_-o) p-pwagues. + +3:11 And uncwean s-spiwits, when they saw him, feww down befowe him, and +cwied, s-saying, T-Thou awt t-the S-Son of God. + +3:12 And he stwaitwy c-chawged t-them that they shouwd nyot make him knyown. + +3:13 And he goeth up into a mountain, and cawweth u-unto him whom he +w-wouwd: and they came u-unto h-him. + +3:14 And he o-owdainyed twewve, that they shouwd be with him, and that he +m-might send t-them fowth to pweach, 3:15 And to have p-powew to heaw +sicknyesses, and to cast out deviws: 3:16 And Simon he s-suwnyamed Petew; +3:17 And James t-the son of Zebedee, and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the b-bwothew of James; and +he s-suwnyamed t-them B-Boanyewges, which is, The sons of t-thundew: 3:18 And +A-Andwew, and Phiwip, and Bawthowomew, and M-Matthew, and Thomas, and +James t-the son of A-Awphaeus, and Thaddaeus, and Simon t-the Canyaanyite, +3:19 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, which awso betwayed him: and they went into +an house. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And t-the muwtitude cometh togethew again, so that they couwd nyot +so m-much as e-eat bwead. + +3:21 And when his fwiends heawd of it, they went out to way h-howd on +him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they said, He is beside himsewf. + +3-3:22 And t-the scwibes which came down fwom Jewusawem said, He hath +Beewzebub, and by t-the pwince of t-the deviws casteth he out deviws. + +3:23 And he cawwed t-them u-unto him, and said u-unto t-them in pawabwes, How +c-can Satan cast out Satan? 3:24 And if a kingdom be d-divided against +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, that kingdom c-cannyot stand. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 And if a house be d-divided against (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, that house c-cannyot +stand. + +3:26 And if Satan (☆ω☆) w-wise up against himsewf, and be divided, he c-cannyot +stand, but hath an end. + +3-3:27 N-Nyo man c-can entew into a stwong man's h-house, and spoiw his goods, +except he wiww fiwst bind t-the stwong man; and t-then he wiww spoiw his +house. + +3:28 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Aww s-sins shaww be fowgiven u-unto t-the sons +of men, and bwasphemies whewewith soevew they shaww bwaspheme: 3-3:29 +But he that shaww bwaspheme against t-the Howy Ghost hath nyevew +fowgivenyess, but is in dangew of etewnyaw damnyation. + +3:30 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they said, He hath an uncwean spiwit. + +3:31 Thewe came t-then his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and his mothew, and, standing +without, sent u-unto him, cawwing h-him. + +3:32 And t-the muwtitude sat about him, and they said u-unto him, Behowd, +thy mothew and thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen without seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +3:33 And he answewed t-them, s-saying, Who is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, ow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? +3:34 And he wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about on t-them which sat about him, and said, +(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen! 3:35 Fow w-whosoevew shaww (^-^*)/ d-do t-the +wiww of G-God, t-the same is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, and m-mothew. + +4:1 And he began again to t-teach by t-the sea s-side: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +gathewed u-unto him a gweat muwtitude, so that he entewed into a ship, +and sat in t-the sea; and t-the w-whowe muwtitude w-was by t-the sea on t-the +wand. + +4-4:2 And he taught t-them many things by pawabwes, and said u-unto t-them in +his doctwinye, 4:3 Heawken; Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out a sowew to sow: 4-4:4 +And it came to pass, as he sowed, s-some feww by t-the w-way side, and t-the +f-fowws of t-the aiw came and devouwed it (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +4-4:5 And s-some feww on stony g-gwound, whewe it h-had nyot m-much eawth; and +immediatewy it spwang up, because it h-had nyo depth of eawth: 4:6 But +when t-the sun w-was up, it w-was s-scowched; and because it h-had nyo woot, it +withewed away. + +4:7 And s-some feww among thowns, and t-the thowns gwew up, and choked it, +and it yiewded nyo fwuit. + +4-4:8 And othew feww on g-good g-gwound, and did yiewd fwuit that spwang up +and incweased; and b-bwought fowth, s-some thiwty, and s-some s-sixty, and +s-some an hundwed. + +4:9 And he said u-unto t-them, He that hath eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. + +4:10 And when he w-was awonye, they that wewe about him with t-the twewve +asked of him t-the p-pawabwe. + +4:11 And he said u-unto t-them, Unto you it is given to knyow t-the mystewy +of t-the kingdom of G-God: but u-unto t-them that awe without, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +things awe donye in pawabwes: 4:12 That seeing they may see, and nyot +pewceive; and heawing they may h-heaw, and nyot u-undewstand; west a-at any +time they shouwd be convewted, and theiw s-sins shouwd be fowgiven them. + +4:13 And he said u-unto t-them, K-Knyow ye nyot this pawabwe? and how t-then +wiww ye knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-pawabwes? 4:14 The sowew soweth t-the wowd. + +4:15 And these awe they by t-the w-way side, whewe t-the wowd is sown; but +when they have heawd, Satan cometh immediatewy, and taketh away t-the +wowd that w-was sown in theiw heawts. + +4:16 And these awe they wikewise which awe sown on stony g-gwound; who, +when they have heawd t-the wowd, immediatewy weceive it with gwadnyess; +4:17 And have nyo woot in themsewves, and so e-enduwe but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a time: +a-aftewwawd, when affwiction ow p-pewsecution awiseth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd's sake, +immediatewy they awe offended. + +4-4:18 And these awe they which awe sown among thowns; such as h-heaw t-the +wowd, 4:19 And t-the cawes of this wowwd, and t-the deceitfuwnyess of +wiches, and t-the wusts of othew things entewing in, choke t-the wowd, and +it becometh u-unfwuitfuw. + +4:20 And these awe they which awe sown on g-good g-gwound; such as h-heaw +t-the wowd, and weceive it, and bwing fowth f-fwuit, s-some thiwtyfowd, s-some +s-sixty, and s-some an hundwed. + +4:21 And he said u-unto t-them, Is a c-candwe b-bwought to be put undew a +bushew, ow undew a bed? and nyot to be s-set on a candwestick? 4:22 Fow +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing hid, which shaww nyot be manyifested; nyeithew w-was any +t-thing kept secwet, but that it shouwd come abwoad. + +4:23 If any man have eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. + +4:24 And he said u-unto t-them, Take heed what ye heaw: with what measuwe +ye m-mete, it shaww be measuwed to you: and u-unto you that h-heaw shaww +mowe be given. + +4:25 Fow he that h-hath, to him shaww be given: and he that hath nyot, +fwom him shaww be taken even that which he h-hath. + +4:26 And he said, S-So is t-the kingdom of G-God, as if a man shouwd cast +seed into t-the g-gwound; 4:27 And shouwd sweep, and (☆ω☆) w-wise nyight and day, +and t-the seed shouwd spwing and gwow up, he k-knyoweth nyot how. + +4:28 Fow t-the eawth bwingeth fowth fwuit of hewsewf; fiwst t-the bwade, +t-then t-the eaw, aftew that t-the f-fuww cown in t-the (・_・ヾ e-eaw. + +4:29 But when t-the fwuit is b-bwought fowth, immediatewy he putteth in +t-the sickwe, because t-the hawvest is come. + +4:30 And he said, ;;w;; W-Wheweunto shaww we wiken t-the kingdom of God? ow with +what c-compawison shaww we (o-_-o) c-compawe it? 4-4:31 I-It is w-wike a gwain of +mustawd seed, which, when it is sown in t-the eawth, is w-wess than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the seeds that be in t-the eawth: 4:32 But when it is sown, it g-gwoweth +up, and becometh gweatew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hewbs, and shooteth out gweat +bwanches; so that t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw may wodge undew t-the shadow of +it. + +4:33 And with many such pawabwes spake he t-the wowd u-unto t-them, as they +wewe abwe to h-heaw it. + +4:34 But without a pawabwe spake he nyot u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and when they wewe +awonye, he expounded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to his d-discipwes. + +4:35 And t-the same day, when t-the even w-was come, he saith u-unto t-them, Wet +us pass o-ovew u-unto t-the othew side. + +4:36 And when they h-had sent away t-the muwtitude, they took him even as +he w-was in t-the ship. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe awso with him othew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe s-ships. + +4:37 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a gweat stowm of wind, and t-the waves beat into +t-the ship, so that it w-was nyow fuww. + +4-4:38 And he w-was in t-the hindew pawt of t-the ship, asweep on a piwwow: +and they awake him, and say u-unto him, Mastew, cawest t-thou nyot that we +pewish? (*^‿^*) 4-4:39 And he a-awose, and webuked t-the wind, and said u-unto t-the +sea, Peace, be (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. And t-the wind ceased, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat cawm. + +4:40 And he said u-unto t-them, Why awe ye so feawfuw? how is it that ye +have nyo faith? 4:41 And they feawed e-exceedingwy, and said onye to +anyothew, What m-mannyew of man is this, that even t-the wind and t-the sea +obey h-him? 5:1 And they came o-ovew u-unto t-the othew side of t-the sea, into +t-the c-countwy of t-the Gadawenyes. + +5-5:2 And when he w-was come out of t-the ship, immediatewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe met him +out of t-the tombs a man with an uncwean spiwit, 5:3 Who h-had his +dwewwing among t-the t-tombs; and nyo man couwd bind him, nyo, nyot with +chains: 5:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that he h-had b-been often b-bound with fettews and +chains, and t-the c-chains h-had b-been p-pwucked asundew by him, and t-the +fettews bwoken in pieces: nyeithew couwd any man tame h-him. + +5:5 And awways, nyight and day, he w-was in t-the mountains, and in t-the +tombs, cwying, and cutting himsewf with stonyes. + +5:6 But when he saw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus afaw off, he wan and w-wowshipped him, 5:7 And +cwied with a w-woud voice, and said, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with thee, Jesus, +t-thou S-Son of t-the most high God? I adjuwe thee by G-God, that t-thou t-towment +m-me n-nyot. + +5:8 Fow he said u-unto him, Come out of t-the ^.^ m-man, t-thou uncwean spiwit. + +5:9 And he asked him, What is thy nyame? And he answewed, s-saying, My +nyame is Wegion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe many. + +5:10 And he besought him m-much that he w-wouwd nyot send t-them away out of +t-the countwy. + +5:11 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyigh u-unto t-the mountains a gweat hewd of s-swinye +f-feeding. + +5:12 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the deviws besought him, s-saying, Send us into t-the s-swinye, +that we may entew into them. + +5-5:13 And fowthwith ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus gave t-them weave. And t-the uncwean s-spiwits went +(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and entewed into t-the swinye: and t-the hewd wan viowentwy down a +steep pwace into t-the sea, (they wewe about two thousand;) and wewe +choked in t-the sea. + +5:14 And they that fed t-the s-swinye fwed, and towd it in t-the city, and in +t-the countwy. And they went out to s-see what it w-was that w-was donye. + +5:15 And they come to Jesus, and s-see him that w-was p-possessed with t-the +deviw, and h-had t-the wegion, sitting, and c-cwothed, and in his wight +mind: and they wewe afwaid. + +5:16 And they that saw it towd t-them how it befeww to him that w-was +p-possessed with t-the deviw, and awso c-concewnying t-the swinye. + +5:17 And they began to p-pway him to depawt out of theiw coasts. + +5:18 And when he w-was come into t-the ship, he that h-had b-been p-possessed +with t-the deviw pwayed him that he m-might be with h-him. + +5:19 Howbeit ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus suffewed him nyot, but saith u-unto him, Go home to +thy ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, and teww t-them how gweat things t-the Wowd hath donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee, and hath h-had compassion on thee. + +5:20 And he depawted, and began to pubwish in Decapowis how gweat +things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men did mawvew. + +5:21 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was passed o-ovew again by s-ship u-unto t-the othew side, +m-much peopwe gathewed u-unto him: and he w-was nyigh u-unto t-the sea. + +5:22 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cometh onye of t-the wuwews of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, +Jaiwus by nyame; and when he saw him, he feww a-at his feet, 5:23 And +besought him g-gweatwy, s-saying, My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe daughtew wieth a-at t-the point of +(＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: I p-pway thee, come and way thy h-hands on hew, that she may be +heawed; and she shaww w-wive. + +5-5:24 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went with h-him; and m-much peopwe f-fowwowed him, and +t-thwonged h-him. + +5:25 And a c-cewtain woman, which h-had an i-issue of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood twewve yeaws, +5:26 And h-had suffewed many things of many physicians, and h-had spent +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that she had, and w-was nyothing b-bettewed, but wathew gwew wowse, +5:27 When she h-had heawd of Jesus, came in t-the pwess behind, and +touched his gawment. + +5:28 Fow she said, If I may touch but his cwothes, I shaww be w-whowe. + +5-5:29 And stwaightway t-the fountain of hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood w-was dwied up; and she +fewt in hew body that she w-was heawed of that pwague. + +5:30 And Jesus, immediatewy knyowing in himsewf that viwtue h-had gonye +out of him, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed him about in t-the pwess, and said, Who touched o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +c-cwothes? 5:31 And his discipwes said u-unto him, T-Thou seest t-the +muwtitude thwonging thee, and sayest thou, Who touched m-me? 5-5:32 And +he wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about to s-see hew that h-had donye this thing. + +5:33 But t-the woman feawing and twembwing, knyowing what w-was donye in +hew, came and feww down befowe him, and towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twuth. + +5-5:34 And he said u-unto hew, D-Daughtew, thy f-faith hath m-made thee whowe; +go in p-peace, and be w-whowe of thy pwague. + +5:35 Whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fwom t-the wuwew of t-the synyagogue's +house c-cewtain which said, Thy daughtew is dead: why twoubwest t-thou t-the +M-Mastew any fuwthew? 5:36 As soon as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd t-the wowd that w-was +spoken, he saith u-unto t-the wuwew of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid, onwy +bewieve. + +5:37 And he suffewed nyo man to fowwow him, s-save Petew, and James, and +(っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the b-bwothew of James. + +5:38 And he cometh to t-the house of t-the wuwew of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and +seeth t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ t-tumuwt, and t-them that wept and waiwed gweatwy. + +5:39 And when he w-was come in, he saith u-unto t-them, Why make ye this +ado, and weep? t-the damsew is nyot dead, but sweepeth. + +(;;;*_*) 5-5:40 And they w-waughed him to s-scown. But when he h-had put t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (* ^ ω ^) o-out, +he taketh t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew and t-the mothew of t-the damsew, and t-them that wewe +with him, and enteweth in whewe t-the damsew w-was wying. + +5:41 And he took t-the damsew by t-the hand, and said u-unto hew, Tawitha +c-cumi; which is, being intewpweted, D-Damsew, I say u-unto thee, awise. + +5:42 And stwaightway t-the damsew a-awose, and uWu w-wawked; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she w-was of t-the +age of twewve yeaws. And they wewe astonyished with a gweat +astonyishment. + +5:43 And he c-chawged t-them stwaitwy that nyo man shouwd knyow it; and +commanded that something shouwd be given hew to eat. + +6-6:1 And he went out fwom thence, and came into his own countwy; and +his discipwes fowwow h-him. + +6:2 And when t-the sabbath day w-was come, he began to t-teach in t-the +synyagogue: and many heawing him wewe astonyished, s-saying, Fwom whence +hath this man these (o^▽^o) t-things? and what wisdom is this which is given +u-unto him, that even such mighty wowks awe wwought by his h-hands? 6:3 +Is nyot this t-the cawpentew, t-the son of Mawy, t-the b-bwothew of James, and +Joses, and of Juda, and Simon? and awe nyot his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *moans* s-sistews hewe with us? +And they wewe o-offended a-at h-him. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 But Jesus, said u-unto t-them, A-A pwophet is nyot without honyouw, but in +his own countwy, and among his own k-kin, and in his own house. + +6:5 And he couwd (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (^-^*)/ d-do nyo mighty wowk, s-save that he w-waid his h-hands +upon a f-few sick fowk, and heawed them. + +6:6 And he mawvewwed because of theiw u-unbewief. And he went (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about t-the viwwages, teaching. + +6:7 And he cawwed u-unto him t-the twewve, and began to send t-them fowth by +two and two; and gave t-them p-powew o-ovew uncwean s-spiwits; 6:8 And +commanded t-them that they shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take nyothing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, s-save a +s-staff onwy; nyo scwip, nyo bwead, nyo monyey in theiw puwse: 6:9 But be +shod with sandaws; and nyot put on two coats. + +6:10 And he said u-unto t-them, In what pwace soevew ye entew into an +h-house, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abide tiww ye depawt fwom that pwace. + +6:11 And w-whosoevew shaww nyot weceive y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw y-you, when ye depawt +thence, s-shake off t-the dust undew youw feet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony against +them. + +Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I-It shaww be mowe towewabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sodom and +o(>< )o G-Gomowwha in t-the day of j-judgment, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that city. + +6:12 And they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached that men shouwd w-wepent. + +6:13 And they cast out many ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and anyointed with oiw many that +wewe sick, and heawed them. + +6:14 And king Hewod heawd of h-him; (fow his nyame w-was spwead abwoad:) +and he said, That (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the (✯◡✯) B-Baptist w-was wisen fwom t-the dead, and +thewefowe mighty wowks (^-^*)/ d-do s-shew fowth themsewves in h-him. + +6:15 Othews said, That it is Ewias. And othews said, That it is a +pwophet, ow as onye of t-the pwophets. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 But when Hewod heawd t-theweof, he said, I-It is John, whom I +beheaded: he is wisen fwom t-the dead. + +6-6:17 Fow Hewod himsewf h-had sent fowth and w-waid h-howd upon John, and +b-bound him in pwison (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (o･ω･o) *cuddles you* H-Hewodias' sake, his b-bwothew Phiwip's wife: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he h-had mawwied hew. + +6:18 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John h-had said u-unto Hewod, I-It is nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to have +thy bwothew's wife. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 Thewefowe Hewodias h-had a quawwew against him, and w-wouwd have +kiwwed h-him; but she couwd nyot: 6:20 Fow Hewod feawed John, knyowing +that he w-was a just man and an howy, and obsewved h-him; and when he +heawd him, he did many things, and heawd him gwadwy. + +6:21 And when a convenyient day w-was come, that Hewod on his biwthday +m-made a suppew to his (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, high captains, and chief estates of +Gawiwee; 6:22 And when t-the daughtew of t-the said Hewodias came in, and +danced, and pweased Hewod and t-them that sat with him, t-the king said +u-unto t-the damsew, Ask of m-me whatsoevew t-thou wiwt, and I wiww g-give it +thee. + +6:23 And he swawe u-unto hew, W-Whatsoevew t-thou shawt ask of me, I wiww +g-give it thee, u-unto t-the hawf of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +6:24 And she went fowth, and said u-unto hew mothew, What shaww I ask? +And she said, The ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist. + +6:25 And she came in stwaightway with haste u-unto t-the king, and ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, +s-saying, I wiww that t-thou g-give m-me by and by in a chawgew t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of +(っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist. + +6:26 And t-the king w-was exceeding s-sowwy; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his oath's sake, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes which sat with him, he w-wouwd nyot weject hew. + +6:27 And immediatewy t-the king sent an executionyew, and commanded his +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head to be bwought: and he went and beheaded him in t-the pwison, 6:28 +And b-bwought his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in a chawgew, and gave it to t-the damsew: and t-the +damsew gave it to hew m-mothew. + +6:29 And when his discipwes heawd of it, they came and took up his +cowpse, and w-waid it in a tomb. + +6:30 And t-the apostwes gathewed themsewves togethew u-unto Jesus, and +towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, both what they h-had donye, and what they h-had +taught. + +6:31 And he said u-unto t-them, Come ye youwsewves apawt into a desewt +pwace, and w-west a whiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many coming and going, and +they h-had nyo weisuwe so m-much as to eat. + +6:32 And they depawted into a desewt pwace by s-ship pwivatewy. + +6:33 And t-the peopwe saw t-them depawting, and many knyew him, and wan +afoot thithew out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cities, and o-outwent t-them, and came togethew +u-unto h-him. + +6-6:34 And Jesus, when he came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, saw m-much p-peopwe, and w-was moved with +compassion towawd t-them, because they wewe as sheep nyot h-having a +shephewd: and he began to t-teach t-them many things. + +6-6:35 And when t-the day w-was nyow faw spent, his discipwes came u-unto him, +and said, This is a desewt pwace, and nyow t-the time is faw passed: 6:36 +Send t-them away, that they may go into t-the c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and +into t-the viwwages, and buy themsewves bwead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have nyothing to +eat. + +6:37 He answewed and said u-unto t-them, Give ye t-them to eat. And they say +u-unto him, Shaww we go and buy two hundwed p-pennywowth of bwead, and +g-give t-them to e-eat? 6-6:38 He saith u-unto t-them, How many woaves have ye? +go and see. And when they OwO k-knyew, they say, Five, and two fishes. + +6:39 And he commanded t-them to make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sit down by c-companyies upon t-the +gween gwass. + +6:40 And they sat down in wanks, by h-hundweds, and by fifties. + +6:41 And when he h-had taken t-the five woaves and t-the two fishes, he +wooked up to heaven, and bwessed, and bwake t-the woaves, and gave t-them +to his discipwes to s-set befowe t-them; and t-the two fishes d-divided he +among t-them aww. + +6-6:42 And they did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eat, and wewe fiwwed. + +6:43 And they took up twewve baskets f-fuww of t-the fwagments, and of t-the +fishes. + +6:44 And they that did e-eat of t-the woaves wewe about five t-thousand m-men. + +6-6:45 And stwaightway he constwainyed his discipwes to get into t-the +ship, and to go to t-the othew side befowe u-unto B-Bethsaida, whiwe he sent +away t-the peopwe. + +6:46 And when he h-had sent t-them away, he depawted into a mountain to +p-pway. + +6:47 And when even w-was come, t-the s-ship w-was in t-the m-midst of t-the sea, and +he awonye on t-the wand. + +6:48 And he saw t-them t-toiwing in wowing; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wind w-was contwawy u-unto +(=`ω´=) t-them: and about t-the fouwth watch of t-the nyight he cometh u-unto t-them, +wawking upon t-the sea, and w-wouwd have passed by them. + +6:49 But when they saw him wawking upon t-the sea, they supposed it h-had +b-been a spiwit, and cwied out: 6:50 Fow they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww saw him, and wewe +twoubwed. And immediatewy he t-tawked with t-them, and saith u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be +of g-good cheew: it is I; be nyot afwaid. + +6:51 And he went up u-unto t-them into t-the ship; and t-the wind ceased: and +they wewe sowe a-amazed in themsewves beyond m-measuwe, and wondewed. + +6:52 Fow they considewed nyot t-the miwacwe of t-the woaves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +heawt w-was hawdenyed. + +6:53 And when they h-had passed ovew, they came into t-the wand of +G-Gennyesawet, and dwew to t-the showe. + +6:54 And when they wewe come out of t-the ship, stwaightway they knyew +him, 6:55 And wan thwough that w-whowe (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and began to +cawwy about in beds those that wewe sick, whewe they heawd he was. + +6:56 And whithewsoevew he e-entewed, into viwwages, ow cities, ow +countwy, they w-waid t-the sick in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and besought him that they +m-might touch if it wewe but t-the bowdew of his g-gawment: and as many as +touched him wewe m-made w-whowe. + +7:1 T-Then came togethew u-unto him t-the Phawisees, and c-cewtain of t-the +s-scwibes, which came fwom Jewusawem. + +7:2 And when they saw s-some of his discipwes e-eat bwead with defiwed, +that is to say, with unwashen, hands, they f-found fauwt. + +7-7:3 Fow t-the Phawisees, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews, except they w-wash theiw h-hands +oft, e-eat nyot, howding t-the twadition of t-the e-ewdews. + +7:4 And when they come fwom t-the m-mawket, except they wash, they e-eat +n-nyot. + +And many othew things (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be, which they have weceived to howd, as +t-the washing of c-cups, and pots, bwasen vessews, and of tabwes. + +7:5 T-Then t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and scwibes asked him, Why wawk nyot thy +discipwes a-accowding to t-the twadition of t-the ewdews, but e-eat bwead with +u-unwashen h-hands? 7:6 He answewed and said u-unto t-them, Weww hath Esaias +pwophesied of you h-hypocwites, as it is wwitten, This peopwe honyouweth +m-me with theiw wips, but theiw heawt is faw fwom me. + +7-7:7 Howbeit in vain (^-^*)/ d-do they w-wowship me, teaching (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow doctwinyes t-the +c-commandments of m-men. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Fow waying aside t-the commandment of G-God, ye h-howd t-the twadition of +men, as t-the washing of pots and cups: and many othew such w-wike things +ye do. + +7:9 And he said u-unto t-them, Fuww w-weww ye weject t-the commandment of G-God, +that ye may keep youw own twadition. + +7:10 Fow Moses said, Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew; and, Whoso +cuwseth o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow mothew, wet him die t-the (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 7:11 But ye say, If a +man shaww say to his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow mothew, I-It is C-Cowban, that is to say, a +gift, by whatsoevew t-thou mightest be (o´∀`o) p-pwofited by m-me; he shaww be (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. + +7:12 And ye s-suffew him nyo mowe to (^-^*)/ d-do ought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his +mothew; 7:13 Making t-the wowd of God of nyonye effect thwough youw +twadition, which ye have dewivewed: and many such w-wike things (^-^*)/ d-do OwO y-ye. + +7:14 And when he h-had cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe u-unto him, he said u-unto +t-them, Heawken u-unto m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of y-you, and undewstand: 7:15 Thewe is +nyothing fwom without a ^.^ m-man, that entewing into him c-can defiwe him: but +t-the things which come out of him, those awe they that defiwe t-the m-man. + +7:16 If any man have eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. + +7:17 And when he w-was entewed into t-the house fwom t-the p-peopwe, his +discipwes asked him c-concewnying t-the p-pawabwe. + +7:18 And he saith u-unto t-them, Awe ye so without undewstanding awso? Do +ye nyot pewceive, that whatsoevew t-thing fwom without enteweth into t-the +^.^ m-man, it c-cannyot defiwe h-him; xDD 7-7:19 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because it enteweth nyot into his +heawt, but into t-the b-bewwy, and goeth out into t-the d-dwaught, puwging (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +meats? 7:20 And he said, That which cometh out of t-the ^.^ m-man, that +defiweth t-the m-man. + +7:21 Fow fwom within, out of t-the heawt of men, pwoceed eviw thoughts, +aduwtewies, fownyications, muwdews, 7:22 Thefts, covetousnyess, +wickednyess, deceit, wasciviousnyess, an eviw eye, b-bwasphemy, pwide, +foowishnyess: 7:23 Aww these eviw things come fwom within, and defiwe +t-the m-man. + +7:24 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence he a-awose, and went into t-the b-bowdews of T-Tywe and +S-Sidon, and entewed into an h-house, and w-wouwd have nyo man knyow i-it: but +he couwd nyot be h-hid. + +7:25 Fow a c-cewtain woman, whose young daughtew h-had an uncwean spiwit, +heawd of him, and came and feww a-at his feet: \(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 The woman w-was a +Gweek, a Sywophenyician by nyation; and she besought him that he w-wouwd +cast fowth t-the deviw out of hew daughtew. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto hew, Wet t-the chiwdwen fiwst be fiwwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it +is nyot meet to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the c-chiwdwen's bwead, and to cast it u-unto t-the +dogs. + +7:28 And she answewed and said u-unto him, Yes, Wowd: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the dogs undew +t-the tabwe e-eat of t-the c-chiwdwen's cwumbs. + +7:29 And he said u-unto hew, Fow this saying go thy way; t-the deviw is +gonye out of thy daughtew. + +7:30 And when she w-was come to hew h-house, she f-found t-the deviw gonye (* ^ ω ^) o-out, +and hew daughtew w-waid upon t-the bed. + +7:31 And again, d-depawting fwom t-the coasts of T-Tywe and S-Sidon, he came +u-unto t-the sea of G-Gawiwee, thwough t-the m-midst of t-the coasts of Decapowis. + +7-7:32 And they bwing u-unto him onye that w-was deaf, and h-had an i-impediment +in his speech; and they b-beseech him to put his hand upon h-him. + +7:33 And he took him aside fwom t-the muwtitude, and put his fingews +into his eaws, and he s-spit, and touched his tongue; 7:34 And wooking +up to heaven, he sighed, and saith u-unto him, Ephphatha, that is, (☆▽☆) B-Be +openyed. + +7:35 And stwaightway his eaws wewe openyed, and t-the stwing of his +tongue w-was woosed, and he spake pwain. + +7:36 And he c-chawged t-them that they shouwd teww nyo man: but t-the mowe he +c-chawged t-them, so m-much t-the mowe a gweat d-deaw they pubwished it; 7:37 +And wewe beyond measuwe astonyished, s-saying, He hath donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things +weww: he m-maketh both t-the deaf to h-heaw, and t-the dumb to s-speak. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 In those days t-the muwtitude being vewy g-gweat, and h-having nyothing +to eat, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed his discipwes u-unto him, and saith u-unto t-them, 8-8:2 +I have compassion on t-the muwtitude, because they have nyow b-been with m-me +thwee days, and have nyothing to eat: 8:3 And if I send t-them away +fasting to theiw own houses, they wiww f-faint by t-the w-way: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow divews of +t-them came fwom faw. + +8:4 And his discipwes answewed him, Fwom whence c-can a man s-satisfy +these men with bwead hewe in t-the wiwdewnyess? 8-8:5 And he asked t-them, +How many woaves have ye? And they said, Seven. + +8:6 And he commanded t-the peopwe to sit down on t-the gwound: and he took +t-the seven woaves, and gave thanks, and bwake, and gave to his +discipwes to s-set befowe t-them; and they did s-set t-them befowe t-the peopwe. + +8:7 And they h-had a f-few smaww fishes: and he bwessed, and commanded to +s-set t-them awso befowe them. + +8:8 S-So they did eat, and wewe fiwwed: and they took up of t-the bwoken +meat that w-was weft seven baskets. + +8:9 And they that h-had eaten wewe about fouw thousand: and he sent t-them +away. + +8-8:10 And stwaightway he entewed into a s-ship with his discipwes, and +came into t-the pawts of Dawmanyutha. + +8-8:11 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees came fowth, and began to question with him, +seeking of him a (*´▽`*) s-sign fwom heaven, tempting h-him. + +8:12 And he s-sighed deepwy in his spiwit, and saith, Why doth this +genyewation seek aftew a sign? vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Thewe shaww nyo +(*´▽`*) s-sign be given u-unto this genyewation. + +8-8:13 And he weft t-them, and entewing into t-the s-ship again depawted to +t-the othew side. + +8:14 Nyow t-the discipwes h-had fowgotten to o(>ω<)o t-take bwead, nyeithew h-had they +in t-the s-ship with t-them mowe than onye woaf. + +8:15 And he c-chawged t-them, s-saying, Take heed, bewawe of t-the weaven of +t-the Phawisees, and of t-the weaven of Hewod. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And they weasonyed among themsewves, s-saying, I-It is because we have +nyo bwead. + +8:17 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew it, he saith u-unto t-them, Why w-weason ye, +because ye have nyo bwead? pewceive ye nyot yet, nyeithew u-undewstand? +have ye youw heawt (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hawdenyed? 8-8:18 ^w^ *screams* H-Having eyes, s-see ye nyot? and +h-having eaws, h-heaw ye nyot? and (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot wemembew? 8-8:19 When I bwake +t-the five woaves among five thousand, how many baskets f-fuww of +fwagments took ye u-up? They say u-unto him, Twewve. + +8:20 And when t-the seven among fouw thousand, how many baskets f-fuww of +fwagments took ye u-up? And they said, Seven. + +8-8:21 And he said u-unto t-them, How is it that ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot u-undewstand? (*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 +And he cometh to Bethsaida; and they bwing a bwind man u-unto him, and +besought him to touch h-him. + +8:23 And he took t-the bwind man by t-the hand, and w-wed him out of t-the +town; and when he h-had spit on his eyes, and put his h-hands upon him, he +asked him if he saw ought. + +8:24 And he wooked up, and said, I s-see men as twees, wawking. + +8:25 Aftew that he put his h-hands again upon his eyes, and m-made him +wook up: and he w-was westowed, and saw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man c-cweawwy. + +8:26 And he sent him away to his h-house, s-saying, N-Nyeithew go into t-the +town, (=`ω´=) n-nyow teww it to any in t-the town. + +8:27 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and his discipwes, into t-the towns of Caesawea +Phiwippi: and by t-the w-way he asked his discipwes, saying u-unto t-them, +Whom (^-^*)/ d-do men say that I am? 8:28 And they answewed, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist; +but s-some say, Ewias; and othews, Onye of t-the pwophets. + +8:29 And he saith u-unto t-them, But whom say ye that I am? And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew +answeweth and saith u-unto him, T-Thou awt t-the (T_T) C-Chwist. + +8:30 And he c-chawged t-them that they shouwd teww nyo man of h-him. + +8:31 And he began to t-teach t-them, that t-the S-Son of man (* ^ ω ^) m-must s-suffew many +things, and be wejected of t-the ewdews, and of t-the chief p-pwiests, and +s-scwibes, and be kiwwed, and aftew thwee days (☆ω☆) w-wise again. + +8:32 And he spake that saying o-openwy. And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew took him, and began to +webuke h-him. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 But when he h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed about and wooked on his discipwes, he +webuked Petew, s-saying, Get thee behind me, Satan: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou savouwest +nyot t-the things that be of G-God, but t-the things that be of m-men. + +8:34 And when he h-had cawwed t-the peopwe u-unto him with his discipwes +awso, he said u-unto t-them, Whosoevew wiww come aftew me, wet him deny +himsewf, and o(>ω<)o t-take up his cwoss, and fowwow me. + +8-8:35 Fow w-whosoevew wiww s-save his wife shaww wose it; but w-whosoevew +shaww wose his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake and t-the g-gospew's, t-the same shaww s-save +it. + +8:36 Fow what shaww it pwofit a ^.^ m-man, if he shaww gain t-the w-whowe wowwd, +and wose his own souw? 8-8:37 Ow what shaww a man g-give in exchange (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +his souw? 8:38 Whosoevew thewefowe shaww be a-ashamed of m-me and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +w-wowds in this aduwtewous and s-sinfuw g-genyewation; of him awso shaww t-the +S-Son of man be a-ashamed, when he cometh in t-the gwowy of his Fathew with +t-the h-howy angews. + +9:1 And he said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be s-some +of t-them that stand hewe, which shaww nyot taste of d-death, tiww they +have s-seen t-the kingdom of God come with powew. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And aftew six days ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus taketh with him Petew, and James, and +John, and weadeth t-them up into an high mountain apawt by themsewves: +and he w-was twansfiguwed befowe them. + +9:3 And his waiment became shinying, exceeding white as snyow; so as nyo +(o^▽^o) f-fuwwew on eawth c-can white them. + +9:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed u-unto t-them Ewias with Moses: and they wewe +tawking with Jesus. + +9:5 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed and said to Jesus, Mastew, it is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to +be hewe: and wet us make thwee tabewnyacwes; onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Moses, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ewias. + +9:6 Fow he w-wist nyot what to say; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe sowe afwaid. + +9:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a cwoud that ovewshadowed (=`ω´=) t-them: and a voice came out +of t-the c-cwoud, s-saying, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved Son: h-heaw h-him. + +9:8 And suddenwy, when they h-had wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, they saw nyo man +any m-mowe, s-save ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus onwy with themsewves. + +9:9 And as they came down fwom t-the mountain, he c-chawged t-them that they +shouwd teww nyo man what things they h-had seen, tiww t-the S-Son of man wewe +wisen fwom t-the dead. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And they kept that saying with themsewves, questionying onye with +anyothew what t-the wising fwom t-the dead shouwd mean. + +9-9:11 And they asked him, s-saying, Why say t-the scwibes that Ewias (* ^ ω ^) m-must +fiwst come? 9:12 And he answewed and towd t-them, Ewias vewiwy cometh +fiwst, and w-westoweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; and how it is wwitten of t-the S-Son of +^.^ m-man, that he (* ^ ω ^) m-must s-suffew many things, and be s-set a-at nyought. + +9:13 But I say u-unto y-you, That Ewias is indeed come, and they have donye +u-unto him whatsoevew they wisted, as it is wwitten of h-him. + +9-9:14 And when he came to his discipwes, he saw a gweat muwtitude about +t-them, and t-the scwibes questionying with them. + +9:15 And stwaightway (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, when they behewd him, wewe +gweatwy amazed, and wunnying to him sawuted h-him. + +9:16 And he asked t-the s-scwibes, What question ye with them? 9:17 And +onye of t-the muwtitude answewed and said, Mastew, I have b-bwought u-unto +thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, which hath a dumb spiwit; 9:18 And whewesoevew he taketh +him, he teaweth him: and he foameth, and gnyasheth with his t-teeth, and +pinyeth (☆ω☆) a-away: and I spake to thy discipwes that they shouwd cast him +out; and they couwd n-nyot. + +9:19 He answeweth him, and saith, O-O faithwess g-genyewation, how wong +shaww I be with y-you? how wong shaww I s-suffew y-you? bwing him u-unto me. + +9:20 And they b-bwought him u-unto him: and when he saw him, stwaightway +t-the spiwit tawe h-him; and he feww on t-the g-gwound, and wawwowed foaming. + +9:21 And he asked his fathew, How wong is it ago since this came u-unto +h-him? And he said, O-Of a chiwd. + +9:22 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-ofttimes it hath cast him into t-the f-fiwe, and into t-the w-watews, +to d-destwoy him: but if t-thou c-canst (^-^*)/ d-do any thing, have compassion on u-us, +and hewp us. + +9:23 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, If t-thou c-canst b-bewieve, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe +p-possibwe to him that b-bewieveth. + +9:24 And stwaightway t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the c-chiwd cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and said with +teaws, W-Wowd, I bewieve; hewp t-thou minye u-unbewief. + +9:25 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw that t-the peopwe came wunnying togethew, he webuked +t-the f-fouw spiwit, saying u-unto him, T-Thou dumb and deaf spiwit, I chawge +thee, come out of him, and entew nyo mowe into h-him. + +9:26 And t-the spiwit cwied, and went him sowe, and came out of him: and +he w-was as onye dead; i-insomuch that many said, He is dead. + +9:27 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus took him by t-the hand, and w-wifted him up; and he awose. + +9-9:28 And when he w-was come into t-the h-house, his discipwes asked him +pwivatewy, Why couwd nyot we cast him out? 9:29 And he said u-unto t-them, +This kind c-can come fowth by nyothing, but by pwayew and fasting. + +9:30 And they depawted thence, and passed thwough Gawiwee; and he +w-wouwd nyot that any man shouwd knyow it. + +9:31 Fow he taught his discipwes, and said u-unto t-them, The S-Son of man +is dewivewed into t-the h-hands of men, and they shaww kiww h-him; and aftew +that he is kiwwed, he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise t-the thiwd d-day. + +9:32 But they undewstood nyot that s-saying, and wewe afwaid to ask h-him. + +9:33 And he came to Capewnyaum: and being in t-the house he asked t-them, +What w-was it that ye disputed among youwsewves by t-the way? 9:34 But +they hewd theiw peace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by t-the w-way they h-had disputed among +themsewves, who shouwd be t-the g-gweatest. + +9:35 And he sat down, and cawwed t-the twewve, and saith u-unto t-them, If +any man d-desiwe to be fiwst, t-the same shaww be wast of a-aww, and sewvant +of aww. + +9:36 And he took a chiwd, and s-set him in t-the m-midst of (=`ω´=) t-them: and when +he h-had taken him in his awms, he said u-unto t-them, 9:37 Whosoevew shaww +weceive onye of such chiwdwen in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, weceiveth me: and w-whosoevew +shaww weceive me, weceiveth nyot me, but him that sent me. + +9:38 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John answewed him, s-saying, Mastew, we saw onye c-casting out +deviws in thy nyame, and he fowwoweth nyot us: and we fowbad him, +because he fowwoweth nyot us. + +9-9:39 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, F-Fowbid him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man which shaww +(^-^*)/ d-do a miwacwe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, that c-can wightwy speak eviw of me. + +9:40 Fow he that is nyot against us is on ouw p-pawt. + +9-9:41 Fow w-whosoevew shaww g-give you a cup of w-watew to dwink in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, +because ye bewong to (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, he shaww nyot wose +his wewawd. + +9:42 And w-whosoevew shaww offend onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes that bewieve +in me, it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that a miwwstonye wewe hanged about his +nyeck, and he wewe cast into t-the sea. + +9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to +entew into wife maimed, than h-having two h-hands to go into heww, into +t-the fiwe that nyevew shaww be quenched: 9-9:44 Whewe theiw wowm dieth +nyot, and t-the fiwe is nyot quenched. + +9-9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to +entew h-hawt into w-wife, than h-having two feet to be cast into heww, into +t-the fiwe that nyevew shaww be quenched: 9:46 Whewe theiw wowm dieth +nyot, and t-the fiwe is nyot quenched. + +9:47 And if thinye eye offend thee, pwuck it out: it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee +to entew into t-the kingdom of God with onye eye, than h-having two eyes to +be cast into heww fiwe: 9:48 Whewe theiw wowm dieth nyot, and t-the fiwe +is nyot quenched. + +9:49 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww be sawted with f-fiwe, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sacwifice +shaww be sawted with ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-sawt. + +9:50 Sawt is good: but if t-the sawt have wost his sawtnyess, whewewith +wiww ye season it? H-Have sawt in youwsewves, and have peace onye with +anyothew. + +10:1 And he awose fwom thence, and cometh into t-the coasts of Judaea by +t-the fawthew side of Jowdan: and t-the peopwe (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wesowt u-unto him a-again; and, +as he w-was w-wont, he taught t-them again. + +1-10:2 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees came to him, and asked him, Is it wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +man to put away his wife? tempting h-him. + +10:3 And he answewed and said u-unto t-them, What did Moses command y-you? +10:4 And they said, Moses suffewed to wwite a biww of divowcement, and +to put hew away. + +1-10:5 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, Fow t-the hawdnyess of youw +heawt he wwote you this p-pwecept. + +10:6 But fwom t-the beginnying of t-the cweation God m-made t-them m-mawe and +f-femawe. + +10:7 Fow this c-cause shaww a man weave his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew, and +cweave to his wife; 10:8 And they (^-^*)/ t-twain shaww be onye fwesh: so t-then +they awe nyo mowe twain, but onye ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +10:9 What thewefowe God hath j-joinyed togethew, wet nyot man put asundew. + +10:10 And in t-the house his discipwes asked him again of t-the same +mattew. + +1-10:11 And he saith u-unto t-them, Whosoevew shaww put away his wife, and +m-mawwy anyothew, committeth aduwtewy against hew. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And if a woman shaww put away hew husband, and be mawwied to +anyothew, she committeth aduwtewy. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And they b-bwought young chiwdwen to him, that he shouwd touch +(=`ω´=) t-them: and his discipwes webuked those that b-bwought them. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 But when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw it, he w-was m-much dispweased, and said u-unto +t-them, Suffew t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwdwen to come u-unto me, and fowbid t-them nyot: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of such is t-the kingdom of God. + +10:15 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Whosoevew shaww nyot weceive t-the kingdom +of God as a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwd, he shaww nyot entew thewein. + +1-10:16 And he took t-them up in his awms, put his h-hands upon t-them, and +bwessed them. + +1-10:17 And when he w-was gonye fowth into t-the way, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came onye wunnying, +and k-knyeewed to him, and asked him, Good Mastew, what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do that I +may i-inhewit etewnyaw wife? 10:18 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Why cawwest +t-thou m-me good? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye g-good but o-onye, that is, God. + +10:19 T-Thou k-knyowest t-the commandments, Do nyot commit a-aduwtewy, Do nyot +k-kiww, Do nyot steaw, Do nyot beaw f-fawse witnyess, Defwaud nyot, Honyouw thy +o(>ω<)o f-fathew and m-mothew. (・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And he answewed and said u-unto him, Mastew, +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these have I obsewved fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus behowding him woved him, and said u-unto him, Onye t-thing +t-thou wackest: go thy way, seww whatsoevew t-thou h-hast, and g-give to t-the +poow, and t-thou shawt have tweasuwe in heaven: and come, o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the +cwoss, and fowwow me. + +10:22 And he w-was s-sad a-at that s-saying, and went away gwieved: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had +gweat possessions. + +1-10:23 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and saith u-unto his discipwes, How +hawdwy shaww they that have w-wiches entew into t-the kingdom of G-God! +10:24 And t-the discipwes wewe astonyished a-at his wowds. But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +answeweth again, and saith u-unto t-them, Chiwdwen, how hawd is it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-them that t-twust in w-wiches to entew into t-the kingdom of G-God! 10:25 I-It +is easiew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-camew to go thwough t-the eye of a nyeedwe, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +wich man to entew into t-the kingdom of God. + +10:26 And they wewe astonyished out of m-measuwe, saying among +themsewves, Who t-then c-can be saved? 10:27 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wooking upon t-them +saith, With men it is impossibwe, but nyot with G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with God (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things awe p-possibwe. + +1-10:28 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew began to say u-unto him, Wo, we have weft a-aww, and have +f-fowwowed thee. + +10:29 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Thewe is nyo +man that hath weft h-house, ow bwethwen, ow sistews, ow fathew, ow +mothew, ow wife, ow c-chiwdwen, ow wands, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake, and t-the g-gospew's, +10:30 But he shaww weceive an hundwedfowd nyow in this time, houses, +and bwethwen, and sistews, and mothews, and c-chiwdwen, and wands, with +x3 p-pewsecutions; and in t-the wowwd to come etewnyaw wife. + +10:31 But many that awe fiwst shaww be wast; and t-the wast fiwst. + +10:32 And they wewe in t-the w-way g-going up to Jewusawem; and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went +befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: and they wewe amazed; and as they fowwowed, they wewe +afwaid. + +And he took again t-the twewve, and began to teww t-them what things +shouwd happen u-unto him, 10:33 Saying, Behowd, we go up to Jewusawem; +and t-the S-Son of man shaww be dewivewed u-unto t-the chief p-pwiests, and u-unto +t-the scwibes; and they shaww c-condemn him to d-death, and shaww d-dewivew +him to t-the Gentiwes: 1-10:34 And they shaww mock him, and shaww scouwge +him, and shaww spit upon him, and shaww kiww him: and t-the thiwd day he +shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise again. + +10:35 And James and John, t-the sons of Zebedee, come u-unto him, s-saying, +Mastew, we w-wouwd that t-thou shouwdest (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us whatsoevew we shaww +d-desiwe. + +10:36 And he said u-unto t-them, What w-wouwd ye that I shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you? +10:37 They said u-unto him, G-Gwant u-unto us that we may sit, onye on thy +wight hand, and t-the othew on thy weft hand, in thy gwowy. + +10:38 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Ye knyow nyot what ye a-ask: c-can ye dwink +of t-the cup that I dwink of? and be baptized with t-the baptism that I am +baptized with? 10:39 And they said u-unto him, We can. And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said +u-unto t-them, Ye shaww indeed dwink of t-the cup that I dwink o-of; and with +t-the baptism that I am baptized withaw shaww ye be baptized: 1-10:40 But +to sit on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weft hand is nyot minye to give; but +it shaww be given to t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom it is pwepawed. + +1-10:41 And when t-the t-ten heawd it, they began to be m-much d-dispweased with +James and John. + +10:42 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed t-them to him, and saith u-unto t-them, Ye knyow that +they which awe a-accounted to w-wuwe o-ovew t-the G-Gentiwes exewcise wowdship +o-ovew t-them; and theiw gweat o-onyes exewcise a-authowity upon them. + +10:43 But so shaww it nyot be among you: but w-whosoevew wiww be gweat +among y-you, shaww be youw minyistew: 10:44 And w-whosoevew of you wiww be +t-the chiefest, shaww be sewvant of aww. + +10:45 Fow even t-the S-Son of man came nyot to be minyistewed u-unto, but to +minyistew, and to g-give his wife a wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many. + +10:46 And they came to Jewicho: and as he went out of Jewicho with his +discipwes and a gweat (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of p-peopwe, bwind (　･ω･)☞ B-Bawtimaeus, t-the son of +Timaeus, sat by t-the h-highway side (*°▽°*) b-begging. + +10:47 And when he heawd that it w-was ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth, he began to (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy +(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and say, Jesus, t-thou son of D-David, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on me. + +10:48 And many c-chawged him that he shouwd h-howd his peace: but he cwied +t-the mowe a gweat deaw, T-Thou son of D-David, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on me. + +10:49 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-stood stiww, and commanded him to be cawwed. And they +caww t-the bwind ^.^ m-man, saying u-unto him, (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good comfowt, wise; he +cawweth thee. + +1-10:50 And he, c-casting away his gawment, wose, and came to Jesus. + +10:51 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, What wiwt t-thou that I +shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee? The bwind man said u-unto him, W-Wowd, that I m-might +weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. + +10:52 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Go thy way; thy f-faith hath m-made thee +w-whowe. + +And immediatewy he weceived his s-sight, and f-fowwowed ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in t-the way. + +11:1 And when they came nyigh to J-Jewusawem, u-unto Bethphage and Bethany, +a-at t-the mount of Owives, he (-_-) s-sendeth fowth two of his discipwes, 11:2 +And saith u-unto t-them, Go youw w-way into t-the viwwage o-ovew against you: +and as soon as ye be entewed into it, ye shaww f-find a cowt t-tied, +wheweon nyevew man (-_-) *moans* s-sat; woose him, and bwing h-him. + +11:3 And if any man say u-unto y-you, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye t-this? say ye that t-the Wowd +hath nyeed of h-him; and stwaightway he wiww send him hithew. + +11:4 And they went theiw way, and f-found t-the cowt tied by t-the doow +without in a pwace whewe two ways met; and they woose h-him. + +11:5 And c-cewtain of t-them that s-stood (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe said u-unto t-them, What (^-^*)/ d-do ye, +(;;;*_*) w-woosing t-the c-cowt? 11:6 And they said u-unto t-them even as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had +commanded: and they wet t-them go. + +11:7 And they b-bwought t-the cowt to Jesus, and cast theiw gawments on +h-him; and he sat upon h-him. + +11:8 And many spwead theiw gawments in t-the w-way: and othews cut down +bwanches off t-the twees, and s-stwawed t-them in t-the way. + +11:9 And they that went b-befowe, and they that fowwowed, cwied, s-saying, +Hosannya; Bwessed is he that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd: 11:10 +Bwessed be t-the kingdom of ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew D-David, that cometh in t-the nyame of +t-the Wowd: Hosannya in t-the highest. + +11:11 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus entewed into J-Jewusawem, and into t-the tempwe: and when +he h-had wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and nyow t-the e-eventide w-was +come, he went out u-unto Bethany with t-the twewve. + +11:12 And on t-the mowwow, when they wewe come fwom Bethany, he w-was +hungwy: 11:13 And seeing a fig twee afaw off h-having weaves, he came, +if ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* h-hapwy he m-might f-find any t-thing theweon: and when he came to it, he +f-found nyothing but weaves; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time of figs w-was nyot yet. + +11:14 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto it, N-Nyo man e-eat fwuit of thee +heweaftew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. And his discipwes heawd it. + +11:15 And they come to Jewusawem: and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went into t-the t-tempwe, and +began to cast out t-them that sowd and bought in t-the t-tempwe, and +ovewthwew t-the tabwes of t-the monyeychangews, and t-the s-seats of t-them that +sowd doves; 11:16 And w-wouwd nyot s-suffew that any man shouwd cawwy any +vessew thwough t-the tempwe. + +11:17 And he taught, saying u-unto t-them, Is it nyot wwitten, My house +shaww be cawwed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations t-the house of pwayew? but ye have m-made +it a den of thieves. + +11:18 And t-the scwibes and chief pwiests heawd it, and sought how they +m-might d-destwoy him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they feawed him, because (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-was +astonyished a-at his doctwinye. + +11:19 And when even w-was come, he went out of t-the city. + +11:20 And in t-the m-mownying, as they passed by, they saw t-the fig twee +dwied up fwom t-the woots. + +11:21 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew cawwing to w-wemembwance saith u-unto him, Mastew, b-behowd, +t-the fig twee which t-thou cuwsedst is withewed away. + +11:22 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing saith u-unto t-them, H-Have f-faith in God. + +1-11:23 Fow vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That w-whosoevew shaww say u-unto this +mountain, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou w-wemoved, and be t-thou cast into t-the sea; and shaww +nyot doubt in his heawt, but shaww bewieve that those things which he +saith shaww come to pass; he shaww have whatsoevew he saith. + +11:24 Thewefowe I say u-unto y-you, What things soevew ye desiwe, when ye +(*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, bewieve that ye weceive t-them, and ye shaww have them. + +11:25 And when ye stand pwaying, fowgive, if ye have ought against +any: that youw Fathew awso which is in heaven may fowgive you youw +twespasses. + +11:26 But if ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot fowgive, nyeithew wiww youw Fathew which is in +heaven fowgive youw twespasses. + +11:27 And they come again to Jewusawem: and as he w-was wawking in t-the +t-tempwe, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come to him t-the chief p-pwiests, and t-the s-scwibes, and t-the +ewdews, 11:28 And say u-unto him, By what a-authowity doest t-thou these +(o^▽^o) t-things? and who gave thee this a-authowity to (^-^*)/ d-do these (o^▽^o) t-things? 1-11:29 +And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, I wiww awso ask of you onye +question, and answew me, and I wiww teww you by what a-authowity I (^-^*)/ d-do +these things. + +11:30 The baptism of John, w-was it fwom heaven, ow of men? answew me. + +11:31 And they weasonyed with themsewves, s-saying, If we shaww say, Fwom +heaven; he wiww say, Why t-then did ye nyot bewieve h-him? 11:32 But if we +shaww say, O-Of men; they feawed t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men c-counted John, +that he w-was a pwophet indeed. + +11:33 And they answewed and said u-unto Jesus, We c-cannyot teww. And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +answewing saith u-unto t-them, N-Nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do I teww you by what a-authowity I +(^-^*)/ d-do these things. + +12:1 And he began to speak u-unto t-them by (＃￣ω￣) *leans over* p-pawabwes. A-A c-cewtain man +pwanted a v-vinyeyawd, and s-set an h-hedge about it, and digged a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the w-winyefat, and b-buiwt a towew, and wet it out to husbandmen, and went +into a faw countwy. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And a-at t-the season he sent to t-the h-husbandmen a s-sewvant, that he +m-might weceive fwom t-the h-husbandmen of t-the fwuit of t-the vinyeyawd. + +12:3 And they caught him, and beat him, and sent him away empty. + +12:4 And again he sent u-unto t-them anyothew sewvant; and a-at him they cast +stonyes, and w-wounded him in t-the head, and sent him away s-shamefuwwy +handwed. + +1-12:5 And again he sent anyothew; and him they kiwwed, and many othews; +b-beating s-some, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ k-kiwwing some. + +12:6 ^w^ *screams* H-Having (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thewefowe onye son, his wewwbewoved, he sent him awso +wast u-unto t-them, s-saying, They wiww wevewence o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 But those h-husbandmen said among themsewves, This is t-the heiw; +come, wet us kiww him, and t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance shaww be o-ouw's. + +12:8 And they took him, and kiwwed him, and cast him out of t-the +vinyeyawd. + +12:9 What shaww thewefowe t-the wowd of t-the vinyeyawd do? he wiww come +and d-destwoy t-the husbandmen, and wiww g-give t-the vinyeyawd u-unto othews. + +12:10 And have ye nyot wead this scwiptuwe; The stonye which t-the +buiwdews wejected is become t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the cownyew: 1-12:11 This w-was t-the +(o´∀`o) W-Wowd's doing, and it is mawvewwous in ouw eyes? 12:12 And they sought +to way h-howd on him, but feawed t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they knyew that he h-had +spoken t-the pawabwe against (=`ω´=) t-them: and they weft him, and went theiw +way. + +12:13 And they send u-unto him c-cewtain of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and of t-the +Hewodians, to catch him in his wowds. + +12:14 And when they wewe come, they say u-unto him, Mastew, we knyow that +t-thou awt twue, and cawest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wegawdest nyot t-the +pewson of men, but teachest t-the w-way of God in twuth: Is it wawfuw to +g-give (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute to Caesaw, ow nyot? 1-12:15 Shaww we give, ow shaww we nyot +g-give? But he, knyowing theiw h-hypocwisy, said u-unto t-them, Why t-tempt ye +m-me? bwing m-me a penny, that I may s-see it. + +12:16 And they b-bwought it. And he saith u-unto t-them, Whose is this i-image +and supewscwiption? And they said u-unto him, Caesaw's. + +12:17 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, Wendew to Caesaw t-the things +that awe C-Caesaw's, and to God t-the things that awe God's. And they +mawvewwed a-at h-him. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 T-Then come u-unto him t-the Sadducees, which say (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo +w-wesuwwection; and they asked him, s-saying, 12:19 Mastew, Moses wwote +u-unto u-us, If a man's b-bwothew die, and weave his wife behind him, and +weave nyo c-chiwdwen, that his b-bwothew shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take his wife, and w-waise up +seed u-unto his bwothew. + +12:20 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven b-bwethwen: and t-the fiwst took a wife, and +dying weft nyo seed. + +1-12:21 And t-the second took hew, and died, nyeithew weft he any seed: and +t-the thiwd wikewise. + +12:22 And t-the seven h-had hew, and weft nyo seed: wast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the woman +died awso. + +12:23 In t-the wesuwwection thewefowe, when they shaww wise, whose wife +shaww she be of them? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the seven h-had hew to wife. + +12:24 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, Do ye nyot thewefowe eww, +because ye knyow nyot t-the scwiptuwes, nyeithew t-the p-powew of God? 12:25 +Fow when they shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise fwom t-the dead, they nyeithew mawwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awe +given in mawwiage; but awe as t-the angews which awe in heaven. + +12:26 And as touching t-the dead, that they wise: have ye nyot wead in +t-the book of Moses, how in t-the bush God spake u-unto him, s-saying, I am +t-the God of A-Abwaham, and t-the God of Isaac, and t-the God of Jacob? 12:27 +He is nyot t-the God of t-the dead, but t-the God of t-the wiving: ye thewefowe +(^-^*)/ d-do gweatwy eww. + +12:28 And onye of t-the scwibes came, and h-having heawd t-them weasonying +togethew, and pewceiving that he h-had answewed t-them weww, asked him, +W-Which is t-the fiwst commandment of aww? 12:29 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed him, +The fiwst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments is, Heaw, O-O I-Iswaew; The Wowd ouw God +is onye Wowd: 12:30 And t-thou shawt wove t-the Wowd thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-souw, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy mind, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +stwength: this is t-the fiwst ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +12:31 And t-the second is >_> w-wike, n-nyamewy this, T-Thou shawt wove thy +(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as thysewf. Thewe is nyonye othew commandment gweatew than +these. + +12:32 And t-the scwibe said u-unto him, Weww, Mastew, t-thou hast said t-the +twuth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye God; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye othew but he: 1-12:33 And +to wove him with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the u-undewstanding, and +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souw, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stwength, and to wove his +(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as himsewf, is mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-whowe buwnt offewings and +sacwifices. + +12:34 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw that he answewed discweetwy, he said u-unto +him, T-Thou awt nyot faw fwom t-the kingdom of God. And nyo man aftew that +duwst ask him any question. + +12:35 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, whiwe he taught in t-the t-tempwe, How +say t-the scwibes that Chwist is t-the son of David? 12:36 Fow David +himsewf said by t-the Howy Ghost, The WOWD said to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, Sit t-thou on +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, tiww I make thinye enyemies thy footstoow. + +1-12:37 David thewefowe himsewf cawweth him Wowd; and whence is he t-then +his son? And t-the common peopwe heawd him gwadwy. + +12:38 And he said u-unto t-them in his doctwinye, Bewawe of t-the s-scwibes, +which wove to go in wong cwothing, and wove sawutations in t-the +mawketpwaces, 12:39 And t-the chief s-seats in t-the synyagogues, and t-the +u-uppewmost wooms a-at f-feasts: 1-12:40 W-Which devouw o(≧▽≦)o w-widows' houses, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a (＾• ω •＾) p-pwetence make wong pwayews: these shaww weceive gweatew damnyation. + +12:41 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sat o-ovew against t-the tweasuwy, and behewd how t-the +peopwe cast monyey into t-the o(>< )o t-tweasuwy: and many that wewe wich cast in +much. + +12:42 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a c-cewtain poow widow, and she t-thwew in two \(★ω★)/ m-mites, +which make a fawthing. + +12:43 And he cawwed u-unto him his discipwes, and saith u-unto t-them, +Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That this poow widow hath cast mowe in, than +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they which have cast into t-the o(>< )o t-tweasuwy: 12:44 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they did +cast in of theiw abundance; but she of hew want did cast in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +she had, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew wiving. + +13:1 And as he went out of t-the t-tempwe, onye of his discipwes saith u-unto +him, Mastew, s-see what m-mannyew of s-stonyes and what buiwdings awe hewe! +13:2 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto him, S-Seest t-thou these gweat +buiwdings? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be weft onye stonye upon anyothew, that shaww +nyot be thwown down. + +13:3 And as he sat upon t-the mount of Owives o-ovew against t-the t-tempwe, +(* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and James and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John and A-Andwew asked him pwivatewy, 13:4 Teww u-us, +when shaww these things be? and what shaww be t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +things shaww be fuwfiwwed? 13:5 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing t-them began to +say, Take heed west any man deceive you: 13:6 Fow many shaww come in +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, s-saying, I am Chwist; and shaww deceive many. + +13:7 And when ye shaww h-heaw of waws and wumouws of waws, be ye nyot +twoubwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow such things (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds b-be; but t-the end shaww nyot be yet. + +13:8 Fow nyation shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise against nyation, and kingdom against +(--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be ( ~*-*)~ e-eawthquakes in divews pwaces, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be f-faminyes and twoubwes: these awe t-the b-beginnyings of s-sowwows. + +13:9 But o(>ω<)o t-take heed to youwsewves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww d-dewivew you up to +counciws; and in t-the synyagogues ye shaww be ต(=ω=)ต b-beaten: and ye shaww be +b-bwought befowe wuwews and kings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony against +them. + +1-13:10 And t-the gospew (* ^ ω ^) m-must fiwst be pubwished among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations. + +1-13:11 But when they shaww wead y-you, and d-dewivew you up, o(>ω<)o t-take nyo +thought befowehand what ye shaww speak, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do ye pwemeditate: but +whatsoevew shaww be given you in that h-houw, that speak ye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is +nyot ye that speak, but t-the Howy Ghost. + +13:12 Nyow t-the b-bwothew shaww betway t-the b-bwothew to d-death, and t-the +o(>ω<)o f-fathew t-the son; and chiwdwen shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up against theiw pawents, and +shaww c-cause t-them to be put to death. + +13:13 And ye shaww be hated of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake: but he that +shaww e-enduwe u-unto t-the end, t-the same shaww be saved. + +13:14 But when ye shaww s-see t-the a-abominyation of desowation, spoken of +by Danyiew t-the pwophet, standing whewe it ought nyot, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) (-(wet him that +weadeth undewstand,) t-then wet t-them that be in Judaea fwee to t-the +mountains: 13:15 And wet him that is on t-the housetop nyot go down into +t-the h-house, nyeithew entew thewein, to o(>ω<)o t-take any t-thing out of his house: +1-13:16 And wet him that is in t-the fiewd nyot tuwn back again (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to o(>ω<)o t-take +up his gawment. + +13:17 But (-_-) *twerks* w-woe to t-them that awe with chiwd, and to t-them that g-give suck +in those d-days! 13:18 And p-pway ye that youw fwight be nyot in t-the +wintew. + +13:19 Fow in those days shaww be a-affwiction, such as w-was nyot fwom t-the +beginnying of t-the cweation which God cweated u-unto this time, nyeithew +shaww be. + +1-13:20 And except that t-the Wowd h-had showtenyed those days, nyo fwesh +shouwd be saved: but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewect's sake, whom he hath chosen, he +hath showtenyed t-the days. + +13:21 And t-then if any man shaww say to y-you, Wo, hewe is Chwist; ow, +wo, he is thewe; bewieve him nyot: 13:22 Fow f-fawse Chwists and f-fawse +pwophets shaww wise, and shaww s-shew signs and wondews, to s-seduce, if +it wewe possibwe, even t-the ewect. + +13:23 But o(>ω<)o t-take ye heed: b-behowd, I have fowetowd you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +13:24 But in those days, aftew that twibuwation, t-the sun shaww be +dawkenyed, and t-the moon shaww nyot g-give hew wight, 13:25 And t-the staws +of heaven shaww faww, and t-the powews that awe in heaven shaww be +shaken. + +13:26 And t-then shaww they s-see t-the S-Son of man coming in t-the cwouds with +gweat p-powew and gwowy. + +13:27 And t-then shaww he send his a-angews, and shaww gathew togethew his +ewect fwom t-the fouw winds, fwom t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the eawth to t-the +uttewmost pawt of heaven. + +13:28 Nyow weawn a pawabwe of t-the fig twee; When hew bwanch is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +t-tendew, and putteth fowth weaves, ye knyow that summew is nyeaw: 13:29 +S-So ye in w-wike m-mannyew, when ye shaww s-see these things come to pass, +knyow that it is nyigh, even a-at t-the doows. + +13:30 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, that this genyewation shaww nyot pass, tiww +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things be donye. + +13:31 Heaven and eawth shaww pass (☆ω☆) a-away: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds shaww nyot pass +away. + +~(>_<~) 1-13:32 But of that day and that (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw k-knyoweth nyo ^.^ m-man, nyo, nyot t-the angews +which awe in heaven, nyeithew t-the Son, but t-the Fathew. + +13:33 Take ye heed, watch and pway: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye knyow nyot when t-the time is. + +13:34 Fow t-the S-Son of Man is as a man taking a faw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, who weft +his h-house, and gave a-authowity to his sewvants, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his +wowk, and commanded t-the powtew to watch. + +13:35 Watch ye thewefowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye knyow nyot when t-the mastew of t-the house +cometh, a-at e-even, ow a-at midnyight, ow a-at t-the cockcwowing, ow in t-the +mownying: 13:36 West coming suddenwy he f-find you sweeping. + +13:37 And what I say u-unto you I say u-unto a-aww, Watch. + +14:1 Aftew two days w-was t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the p-passovew, and of unweavenyed +bwead: and t-the chief pwiests and t-the scwibes sought how they m-might +o(>ω<)o t-take him by cwaft, and put him to death. + +14:2 But they said, Nyot on t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast day, west (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be an upwoaw of +t-the peopwe. + +14:3 And being in Bethany in t-the house of Simon t-the wepew, as he sat +a-at m-meat, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a woman h-having an awabastew box of ointment of +spikenyawd vewy pwecious; and she bwake t-the b-box, and pouwed it on his +head. + +14:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe s-some that h-had indignyation within themsewves, and +said, Why w-was this waste of t-the ointment >w< m-made? 1-14:5 Fow it m-might have +b-been sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mowe than thwee hundwed pence, and have b-been given to +t-the poow. And they (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against hew. + +14:6 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Wet hew awonye; why twoubwe ye h-hew? she hath +wwought a g-good wowk on me. + +14:7 Fow ye have t-the poow with you awways, and whensoevew ye wiww ye +may (^-^*)/ d-do t-them good: but m-me ye have nyot awways. + +14:8 She hath donye what she (´ ∀ ` *) c-couwd: she is come a-afowehand to anyoint o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +body to t-the buwying. + +14:9 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Whewesoevew this gospew shaww be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the w-whowe wowwd, this awso that she hath donye shaww be +spoken of (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw of hew. + +14:10 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, onye of t-the twewve, went u-unto t-the chief +p-pwiests, to betway him u-unto them. + +14:11 And when they heawd it, they wewe g-gwad, and pwomised to g-give him +monyey. And he sought how he m-might convenyientwy betway h-him. + +1-14:12 And t-the fiwst day of unweavenyed bwead, when they kiwwed t-the +p-passovew, his discipwes said u-unto him, Whewe wiwt t-thou that we go and +p-pwepawe that t-thou mayest e-eat t-the passovew? 14:13 And he (-_-) s-sendeth fowth +two of his discipwes, and saith u-unto t-them, Go ye into t-the city, and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww meet you a man beawing a p-pitchew of watew: fowwow h-him. + +14:14 And whewesoevew he shaww go in, say ye to t-the goodman of t-the +h-house, The M-Mastew saith, Whewe is t-the g-guestchambew, whewe I shaww e-eat +t-the passovew with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwes? 1-14:15 And he wiww s-shew you a wawge +(--_--) u-uppew woom fuwnyished and pwepawed: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe make weady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +14:16 And his discipwes went fowth, and came into t-the city, and f-found +as he h-had said u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and they m-made weady t-the passovew. + +14:17 And in t-the evenying he cometh with t-the twewve. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And as they sat and did eat, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, +Onye of you which eateth with m-me shaww betway me. + +1-14:19 And they began to be sowwowfuw, and to say u-unto him onye by o-onye, +Is it I? and anyothew said, Is it I? ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And he answewed and said +u-unto t-them, I-It is onye of t-the twewve, that dippeth with m-me in t-the dish. + +1-14:21 The S-Son of man indeed goeth, as it is wwitten of him: but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe to +that man by whom t-the S-Son of man is b-betwayed! g-good wewe it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that man +if he h-had nyevew b-been bown. + +14:22 And as they did eat, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus took bwead, and bwessed, and bwake +it, and gave to t-them, and said, T-Take, eat: this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body. + +14:23 And he took t-the cup, and when he h-had given thanks, he gave it to +(=`ω´=) t-them: and they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww d-dwank of it. + +14:24 And he said u-unto t-them, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the nyew t-testament, +which is shed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many. + +14:25 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I wiww dwink nyo mowe of t-the fwuit of t-the +vinye, untiw that day that I dwink it nyew in t-the kingdom of God. + +14:26 And when they h-had sung an hymn, they went out into t-the mount of +Owives. + +14:27 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Aww ye shaww be o-offended because of +m-me this nyight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, I wiww smite t-the s-shephewd, and t-the +sheep shaww be scattewed. + +14:28 But aftew that I am wisen, I wiww go befowe you into Gawiwee. + +14:29 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, Awthough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww be offended, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +wiww nyot I. + +14:30 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, Vewiwy I say u-unto thee, That this day, +even in this nyight, befowe t-the cock c-cwow twice, t-thou shawt deny m-me +thwice. + +14:31 But he spake t-the mowe vehementwy, If I shouwd die with thee, I +wiww nyot deny thee in any wise. Wikewise awso said they aww. + +14:32 And they came to a pwace which w-was nyamed Gethsemanye: and he +saith to his discipwes, Sit ye hewe, whiwe I shaww p-pway. + +14:33 And he taketh with him (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and James and John, and began to be +sowe amazed, and to be vewy heavy; 1-14:34 And saith u-unto t-them, My souw +is exceeding sowwowfuw u-unto (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: tawwy ye hewe, and watch. + +14:35 And he went fowwawd a wittwe, and feww on t-the g-gwound, and pwayed +that, if it wewe possibwe, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw m-might pass fwom h-him. + +14:36 And he said, Abba, Fathew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe p-possibwe u-unto thee; +o(>ω<)o t-take away this cup fwom me: nyevewthewess nyot what I wiww, but what +t-thou wiwt. + +14:37 And he cometh, and findeth t-them sweeping, and saith u-unto Petew, +Simon, s-sweepest thou? (＾▽＾') c-couwdest nyot t-thou watch onye (=①ω①=) h-houw? 1-14:38 Watch +ye and (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, west ye entew into t-temptation. The spiwit t-twuwy is w-weady, +but t-the fwesh is weak. + +14:39 And again he went away, and pwayed, and spake t-the same wowds. + +(*^‿^*) 1-14:40 And when he wetuwnyed, he f-found t-them asweep again, (fow theiw +eyes wewe heavy,) nyeithew w-wist they what to answew h-him. + +14:41 And he cometh t-the thiwd time, and saith u-unto t-them, Sweep on n-nyow, +and o(>ω<)o t-take youw west: it is (T_T) *cries* e-enyough, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is come; b-behowd, t-the S-Son of +man is betwayed into t-the h-hands of sinnyews. + +^.^ 1-14:42 Wise up, wet us go; wo, he that (=^‥^=) b-betwayeth m-me is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +14:43 And immediatewy, whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, cometh Judas, onye of t-the +twewve, and with him a gweat muwtitude with swowds and s-staves, fwom +t-the chief pwiests and t-the scwibes and t-the e-ewdews. + +14:44 And he that betwayed him h-had given t-them a token, s-saying, +Whomsoevew I shaww kiss, that same is h-he; o(>ω<)o t-take him, and wead him away +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-safewy. + +14:45 And as soon as he w-was come, he goeth stwaightway to him, and +saith, Mastew, m-mastew; and kissed h-him. + +14:46 And they w-waid theiw h-hands on him, and took h-him. + +14:47 And onye of t-them that s-stood by dwew a swowd, and smote a sewvant +of t-the high pwiest, and cut off his (・_・ヾ e-eaw. + +14:48 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, Awe ye come (* ^ ω ^) o-out, as +against a thief, with swowds and with staves to o(>ω<)o t-take m-me? 14:49 I w-was +daiwy with you in t-the tempwe t-teaching, and ye took m-me nyot: but t-the +scwiptuwes (* ^ ω ^) m-must be f-fuwfiwwed. + +1-14:50 And they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fowsook him, and fwed. + +14:51 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed him a c-cewtain young ^.^ m-man, h-having a winyen cwoth +cast about his nyaked body; and t-the young men w-waid h-howd on him: 14:52 +And he weft t-the winyen cwoth, and fwed fwom t-them nyaked. + +14:53 And they w-wed ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus away to t-the high x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and with him wewe +assembwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief pwiests and t-the ewdews and t-the s-scwibes. + +14:54 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew f-fowwowed him afaw off, even into t-the pawace of t-the +high x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and he sat with t-the sewvants, and wawmed himsewf a-at t-the +fiwe. + +14:55 And t-the chief pwiests and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the counciw sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow witnyess +against ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to put him to death; and f-found n-nyonye. + +1-14:56 Fow many bawe f-fawse witnyess against him, but theiw witnyess +agweed nyot togethew. + +14:57 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose cewtain, and bawe f-fawse witnyess against him, +s-saying, 14:58 We heawd him say, I wiww d-destwoy this tempwe that is +m-made with hands, and within thwee days I wiww buiwd anyothew m-made +without hands. + +14:59 But nyeithew so did theiw witnyess agwee togethew. + +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *sweats* 1-14:60 And t-the high pwiest s-stood up in t-the midst, and asked Jesus, +s-saying, Answewest t-thou n-nyothing? what is it which these witnyess against +thee? 14:61 But he hewd his p-peace, and answewed nyothing. A-Again t-the +high pwiest asked him, and said u-unto him, Awt t-thou t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son +of t-the B-Bwessed? 1-14:62 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, I am: and ye shaww s-see t-the S-Son +of man sitting on t-the wight hand of p-powew, and coming in t-the cwouds of +heaven. + +14:63 T-Then t-the high pwiest went his cwothes, and saith, What nyeed we +any f-fuwthew witnyesses? 14:64 Ye have heawd t-the bwasphemy: what think +ye? And they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww condemnyed him to be g-guiwty of death. + +1-14:65 And s-some began to spit on him, and to covew his face, and to +buffet him, and to say u-unto him, Pwophesy: and t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants did stwike +him with t-the pawms of theiw hands. + +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ 1-14:66 And as (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was benyeath in t-the pawace, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cometh onye of t-the +maids of t-the high x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 1-14:67 And when she saw (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew wawming +himsewf, she wooked upon him, and said, And t-thou awso wast with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +of Nyazaweth. + +14:68 But he denyied, s-saying, I knyow nyot, nyeithew undewstand I what +t-thou sayest. And he went out into t-the p-powch; and t-the cock cwew. + +14:69 And a m-maid saw him again, and began to say to t-them that s-stood +by, This is onye of them. + +14:70 And he denyied it again. And a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe aftew, they that s-stood by +said again to Petew, S-Suwewy t-thou awt onye of (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt a +Gawiwaean, and thy speech agweeth theweto. + +14:71 But he began to (O_O;) c-cuwse and to sweaw, s-saying, I knyow nyot this man +of whom ye s-speak. + +14:72 And t-the second time t-the cock cwew. And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew cawwed to mind t-the +wowd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Befowe t-the cock c-cwow twice, t-thou shawt +deny m-me thwice. And when he thought theweon, he wept. + +15:1 And stwaightway in t-the mownying t-the chief pwiests hewd a +c-consuwtation with t-the ewdews and scwibes and t-the w-whowe counciw, and +b-bound Jesus, and cawwied him away, and dewivewed him to Piwate. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And Piwate asked him, Awt t-thou t-the King of t-the Jews? And he +answewing said u-unto t-them, T-Thou sayest it. + +1-15:3 And t-the chief pwiests a-accused him of many things: but he answewed +nyothing. + +:3 1-15:4 And Piwate asked him again, s-saying, Answewest t-thou n-nyothing? +(x_x)V b-behowd how many things they witnyess against thee. + +1-15:5 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet answewed nyothing; so that Piwate mawvewwed. + +15:6 Nyow a-at that (♡°▽°♡) f-feast he w-weweased u-unto t-them onye pwisonyew, w-whomsoevew +they desiwed. + +15:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was onye nyamed Bawabbas, which way b-bound with t-them that +h-had m-made insuwwection with him, who h-had committed muwdew in t-the +insuwwection. + +15:8 And t-the muwtitude cwying awoud began to d-desiwe him to (^-^*)/ d-do as he +h-had e-evew donye u-unto them. + +15:9 But Piwate answewed t-them, s-saying, W-Wiww ye that I wewease u-unto you +t-the King of t-the Jews? 15:10 Fow he knyew that t-the chief pwiests h-had +dewivewed him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-envy. + +15:11 But t-the chief pwiests moved t-the p-peopwe, that he shouwd wathew +wewease Bawabbas u-unto them. + +15:12 And Piwate answewed and said again u-unto t-them, What wiww ye t-then +that I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto him whom ye caww t-the King of t-the Jews? 1-15:13 And +they cwied out again, Cwucify h-him. + +15:14 T-Then Piwate said u-unto t-them, Why, what eviw hath he donye? And +they cwied out t-the mowe e-exceedingwy, Cwucify h-him. + +15:15 And so Piwate, wiwwing to content t-the p-peopwe, w-weweased Bawabbas +u-unto t-them, and dewivewed Jesus, when he h-had s-scouwged him, to be +cwucified. + +15:16 And t-the sowdiews w-wed him away into t-the h-haww, cawwed Pwaetowium; +and they caww togethew t-the w-whowe band. + +15:17 And they cwothed him with puwpwe, and pwatted a cwown of thowns, +and put it about his head, 15:18 And began to sawute him, H-Haiw, King +of t-the Jews! 1-15:19 And they smote him on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with a weed, and +did spit upon him, and bowing theiw k-knyees w-wowshipped h-him. + +1-15:20 And when they h-had mocked him, they took off t-the puwpwe fwom him, +and put his own cwothes on him, and w-wed him out to cwucify h-him. + +15:21 And they compew onye Simon a Cywenyian, who passed by, coming out +of t-the countwy, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of A-Awexandew and W-Wufus, to beaw his c-cwoss. + +15:22 And they bwing him u-unto t-the pwace Gowgotha, which is, being +intewpweted, The pwace of a skuww. + +1-15:23 And they gave him to dwink winye mingwed with mywwh: but he +weceived it n-nyot. + +1-15:24 And when they h-had c-cwucified him, they pawted his gawments, +c-casting wots upon t-them, what {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shouwd take. + +15:25 And it w-was t-the thiwd h-houw, and they c-cwucified h-him. + +15:26 And t-the supewscwiption of his accusation w-was wwitten ovew, THE +KING OF THE J-JEWS. + +15:27 And with him they cwucify two thieves; t-the onye on his wight +hand, and t-the othew on his weft. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And t-the scwiptuwe w-was fuwfiwwed, which saith, And he w-was +nyumbewed with t-the twansgwessows. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 And they that passed by waiwed on him, w-wagging theiw heads, and +s-saying, A-Ah, t-thou that destwoyest t-the t-tempwe, and b-buiwdest it in thwee +days, 15:30 Save xDD t-thysewf, and come down fwom t-the c-cwoss. + +15:31 Wikewise awso t-the chief pwiests mocking said among themsewves +with t-the s-scwibes, He saved othews; himsewf he c-cannyot save. + +15:32 Wet Chwist t-the King of Iswaew descend nyow fwom t-the cwoss, that +we may s-see and bewieve. And they that wewe c-cwucified with him weviwed +h-him. + +1-15:33 And when t-the sixth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was come, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was dawknyess o-ovew t-the +w-whowe wand untiw t-the nyinth h-houw. + +15:34 And a-at t-the nyinth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cwied with a w-woud voice, s-saying, +Ewoi, Ewoi, w-wama sabachthanyi? which is, being intewpweted, My G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +G-God, why hast t-thou fowsaken m-me? 1-15:35 And s-some of t-them that s-stood by, +when they heawd it, said, Behowd, he cawweth Ewias. + +1-15:36 And onye wan and fiwwed a s-spunge f-fuww of vinyegaw, and put it on a +weed, and gave him to dwink, s-saying, Wet awonye; wet us s-see whethew +Ewias wiww come to o(>ω<)o t-take him down. + +1-15:37 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cwied with a w-woud voice, and gave up t-the g-ghost. + +1-15:38 And t-the veiw of t-the tempwe w-was went in (^-^*)/ t-twain fwom t-the top to t-the +b-bottom. + +15:39 And when t-the centuwion, which s-stood o-ovew against him, saw that +he so cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and gave up t-the g-ghost, he said, Twuwy this man w-was +t-the S-Son of God. + +1-15:40 Thewe wewe awso w-women wooking on afaw off: among whom w-was (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy +Magdawenye, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of James t-the w-wess and of Joses, and +Sawome; 15:41 (Who awso, when he w-was in G-Gawiwee, f-fowwowed him, and +minyistewed u-unto him;) and many othew w-women which came up with him u-unto +Jewusawem. + +15:42 And nyow when t-the even w-was come, because it w-was t-the p-pwepawation, +that is, t-the day befowe t-the sabbath, 15:43 Joseph of Awimathaea, an +honyouwabwe c-counsewwow, which awso waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kingdom of G-God, came, +and went in bowdwy u-unto Piwate, and cwaved t-the body of Jesus. + +15:44 And Piwate mawvewwed if he wewe awweady dead: and cawwing u-unto +him t-the centuwion, he asked him whethew he h-had b-been any whiwe dead. + +15:45 And when he knyew it of t-the centuwion, he gave t-the body to +Joseph. + +15:46 And he bought finye winyen, and took him down, and wwapped him in +t-the winyen, and w-waid him in a sepuwchwe which w-was hewn out of a wock, +and wowwed a stonye u-unto t-the doow of t-the s-sepuwchwe. + +15:47 And (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of J-Joses behewd whewe he +w-was w-waid. + +16:1 And when t-the sabbath w-was past, (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the +mothew of James, and Sawome, h-had bought sweet spices, that they m-might +come and anyoint h-him. + +16:2 And vewy eawwy in t-the mownying t-the fiwst day of t-the uWu w-week, they +came u-unto t-the sepuwchwe a-at t-the wising of t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. + +16:3 And they said among themsewves, Who shaww woww us away t-the stonye +fwom t-the doow of t-the sepuwchwe? 16:4 And when they wooked, they saw +that t-the stonye w-was wowwed (☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was vewy g-gweat. + +16:5 And entewing into t-the sepuwchwe, they saw a young man sitting on +t-the wight side, cwothed in a wong white gawment; and they wewe +a-affwighted. + +1-16:6 And he saith u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot affwighted: Ye seek ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of +Nyazaweth, which w-was c-cwucified: he is wisen; he is nyot hewe: (x_x)V b-behowd t-the +pwace whewe they w-waid h-him. + +16:7 But go youw way, teww his discipwes and (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew that he goeth +befowe you into Gawiwee: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye s-see him, as he said u-unto you. + +16:8 And they went out quickwy, and fwed fwom t-the sepuwchwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +twembwed and wewe (>_<) a-amazed: nyeithew said they any t-thing to any man; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they wewe afwaid. + +1-16:9 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was wisen eawwy t-the fiwst day of t-the uWu w-week, he +appeawed fiwst to (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye, out of whom he h-had cast seven +deviws. + +1-16:10 And she went and towd t-them that h-had b-been with him, as they +mouwnyed and wept. + +16:11 And they, when they h-had heawd that he w-was awive, and h-had b-been +s-seen of hew, bewieved n-nyot. + +1-16:12 Aftew that he appeawed in anyothew f-fowm u-unto two of t-them, as they +wawked, and went into t-the countwy. + +16:13 And they went and towd it u-unto t-the w-wesidue: nyeithew bewieved +they them. + +1-16:14 Aftewwawd he appeawed u-unto t-the eweven as they sat a-at m-meat, and +upbwaided t-them with theiw unbewief and hawdnyess of heawt, because they +bewieved nyot t-them which h-had s-seen him aftew he w-was wisen. + +xDD 1-16:15 And he said u-unto t-them, Go ye into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd, and pweach t-the +gospew to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cweatuwe. + +16:16 He that b-bewieveth and is baptized shaww be saved; but he that +b-bewieveth nyot shaww be damnyed. + +1-16:17 And these signs shaww fowwow t-them that bewieve; In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame shaww +they cast out deviws; they shaww speak with nyew (o^ ^o) t-tongues; 1-16:18 They +shaww o(>ω<)o t-take up sewpents; and if they dwink any deadwy thing, it shaww +nyot (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-them; they shaww way h-hands on t-the sick, and they shaww +wecovew. + +16:19 S-So t-then aftew t-the Wowd h-had spoken u-unto t-them, he w-was weceived up +into heaven, and sat on t-the wight hand of God. + +16:20 And they went fowth, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe, t-the Wowd wowking +with t-them, and confiwming t-the wowd with signs fowwowing. A-Amen. + + + + +The Gospew Accowding to Saint Wuke + + +1:1 Fowasmuch as many have taken in hand to s-set fowth in owdew a +decwawation of those things which awe most suwewy bewieved among u-us, +1:2 Even as they dewivewed t-them u-unto u-us, which fwom t-the beginnying wewe +eyewitnyesses, and minyistews of t-the wowd; 1:3 I-It seemed g-good to m-me +awso, h-having h-had pewfect undewstanding of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things fwom t-the vewy +fiwst, to wwite u-unto thee in owdew, most excewwent Theophiwus, 1:4 +That t-thou mightest knyow t-the cewtainty of those things, whewein t-thou +hast b-been instwucted. + +1:5 THEWE w-was in t-the days of Hewod, t-the king of Judaea, a c-cewtain +pwiest nyamed Zachawias, of t-the couwse of Abia: and his wife w-was of t-the +daughtews of Aawon, and hew nyame w-was ♡(｡- ω -) E-Ewisabeth. + +1-1:6 And they wewe both wighteous befowe G-God, wawking in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +c-commandments and owdinyances of t-the Wowd bwamewess. + +1:7 And they h-had nyo chiwd, because that Ewisabeth w-was bawwen, and they +both wewe nyow w-weww s-stwicken in yeaws. + +1:8 And it came to pass, that whiwe he executed t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office +befowe God in t-the owdew of his c-couwse, 1-1:9 Accowding to t-the custom of +t-the pwiest's office, his wot w-was to buwn i-incense when he went into t-the +tempwe of t-the Wowd. + +1:10 And t-the w-whowe muwtitude of t-the peopwe wewe pwaying without a-at t-the +time of incense. + +1:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed u-unto him an angew of t-the Wowd standing on t-the +wight side of t-the awtaw of incense. + +1:12 And when Z-Zachawias saw him, he w-was twoubwed, and f-feaw feww upon +h-him. + +1:13 But t-the angew said u-unto him, Feaw nyot, Zachawias: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy pwayew +is heawd; and thy wife Ewisabeth shaww beaw thee a son, and t-thou shawt +caww his nyame John. + +1:14 And t-thou shawt have joy and gwadnyess; and many shaww wejoice a-at +his biwth. + +1:15 Fow he shaww be gweat in t-the sight of t-the W-Wowd, and shaww dwink +nyeithew winye (=`ω´=) n-nyow stwong dwink; and he shaww be fiwwed with t-the Howy +Ghost, even fwom his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb. + +1:16 And many of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww he tuwn to t-the Wowd +theiw God. + +1:17 And he shaww go befowe him in t-the spiwit and p-powew of E-Ewias, to +tuwn t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the f-fathews to t-the c-chiwdwen, and t-the disobedient to +t-the wisdom of t-the just; to make weady a peopwe pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd. + +1:18 And Z-Zachawias said u-unto t-the angew, Wheweby shaww I knyow t-this? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +I am an o-owd ^.^ m-man, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife w-weww s-stwicken in yeaws. + +1:19 And t-the angew answewing said u-unto him, I am Gabwiew, that stand +in t-the pwesence of God; and am sent to speak u-unto thee, and to s-shew +thee these gwad tidings. + +1:20 And, b-behowd, t-thou shawt be dumb, and nyot abwe to speak, untiw t-the +day that these things shaww be pewfowmed, because t-thou bewievest nyot +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, which shaww be fuwfiwwed in theiw s-season. + +1-1:21 And t-the peopwe waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Zachawias, and mawvewwed that he +t-tawwied so wong in t-the tempwe. + +1:22 And when he came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, he couwd nyot speak u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and they +pewceived that he h-had s-seen a vision in t-the tempwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he beckonyed +u-unto t-them, and wemainyed s-speechwess. + +1:23 And it came to pass, that, as soon as t-the days of his +m-minyistwation wewe a-accompwished, he depawted to his own house. + +1-1:24 And aftew those days his wife Ewisabeth conceived, and hid +hewsewf five months, s-saying, 1:25 T-Thus hath t-the Wowd d-deawt with m-me in +t-the days whewein he wooked on me, to o(>ω<)o t-take away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach among m-men. + +1:26 And in t-the sixth month t-the angew Gabwiew w-was sent fwom God u-unto a +city of G-Gawiwee, nyamed Nyazaweth, 1:27 To a viwgin espoused to a man +whose nyame w-was Joseph, of t-the house of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and t-the viwgin's nyame +w-was M-Mawy. + +1:28 And t-the angew came in u-unto hew, and said, H-Haiw, t-thou that awt +(o_O)! h-highwy (=①ω①=) f-favouwed, t-the Wowd is with t-thee: bwessed awt t-thou among w-women. + +1:29 And when she saw him, she w-was twoubwed a-at his s-saying, and cast in +hew mind what m-mannyew of sawutation this shouwd be. + +1:30 And t-the angew said u-unto hew, Feaw nyot, Mawy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast f-found +favouw with God. + +1:31 And, b-behowd, t-thou shawt conceive in thy womb, and bwing fowth a +son, and shawt caww his nyame JESUS. + +1:32 He shaww be g-gweat, and shaww be cawwed t-the S-Son of t-the H-Highest: +and t-the Wowd God shaww g-give u-unto him t-the t-thwonye of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew David: +1:33 And he shaww weign o-ovew t-the house of J-Jacob (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; and of his +kingdom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo end. + +1:34 T-Then said (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy u-unto t-the angew, How shaww this be, seeing I knyow +nyot a man? 1:35 And t-the angew answewed and said u-unto hew, The Howy +Ghost shaww come upon thee, and t-the p-powew of t-the Highest shaww +ovewshadow t-thee: thewefowe awso that h-howy t-thing which shaww be bown of +thee shaww be cawwed t-the S-Son of God. + +1:36 And, b-behowd, thy cousin (o･ω･o) E-Ewisabeth, she hath awso ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived a son +in hew o-owd a-age: and this is t-the sixth month with hew, who w-was cawwed +bawwen. + +(o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 Fow with God nyothing shaww be impossibwe. + +(^人^) 1-1:38 And (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the handmaid of t-the Wowd; be it u-unto m-me +a-accowding to thy wowd. And t-the angew depawted fwom hew. + +1-1:39 And (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy awose in those days, and went into t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww c-countwy with +haste, into a city of Juda; 1:40 And entewed into t-the house of +Zachawias, and sawuted ♡(｡- ω -) E-Ewisabeth. + +1:41 And it came to pass, that, when Ewisabeth heawd t-the sawutation of +Mawy, t-the babe w-weaped in hew womb; and Ewisabeth w-was fiwwed with t-the +Howy Ghost: 1:42 And she spake out with a w-woud voice, and said, +Bwessed awt t-thou among (*°▽°*) w-women, and bwessed is t-the fwuit of thy womb. + +1:43 And whence is this to me, that t-the mothew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd shouwd come +to m-me? 1:44 Fow, wo, as soon as t-the voice of thy sawutation sounded +in minye eaws, t-the babe w-weaped in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my womb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-joy. + +1-1:45 And bwessed is she that bewieved: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a +pewfowmance of those things which wewe towd hew fwom t-the Wowd. + +1:46 And (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy said, My souw doth magnyify t-the W-Wowd, 1:47 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit +hath w-wejoiced in God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my S-Saviouw. + +1:48 Fow he hath wegawded t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow estate of his h-handmaiden: fow, +b-behowd, fwom hencefowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations shaww caww m-me bwessed. + +1:49 Fow he that is mighty hath donye to m-me gweat things; and h-howy is +his nyame. + +1:50 And his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy is on t-them that f-feaw him fwom genyewation to +genyewation. + +1:51 He hath shewed stwength with his awm; he hath scattewed t-the pwoud +in t-the imaginyation of theiw heawts. + +1:52 He hath put down t-the mighty fwom theiw seats, and exawted t-them of +(T_T) *cries* w-wow d-degwee. + +1:53 He hath fiwwed t-the (・_・ヾ h-hungwy with g-good things; and t-the wich he hath +sent empty away. + +(＞ｍ＜) *moans* 1-1:54 He hath howpen his sewvant I-Iswaew, in w-wemembwance of his m-mewcy; +1:55 As he spake to ouw fathews, to A-Abwaham, and to his seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1:56 And (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy abode with hew about thwee months, and wetuwnyed to hew +own house. + +1:57 Nyow Ewisabeth's f-fuww time came that she shouwd be d-dewivewed; and +she b-bwought fowth a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +1:58 And hew uWu n-nyeighbouws and hew cousins heawd how t-the Wowd h-had shewed +gweat (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon hew; and they w-wejoiced with hew. + +1:59 And it came to pass, that on t-the eighth day they came to +ciwcumcise t-the chiwd; and they cawwed him Zachawias, aftew t-the nyame of +his fathew. + +1-1:60 And his mothew answewed and said, Nyot so; but he shaww be cawwed +John. + +(=`ω´=) 1-1:61 And they said u-unto hew, Thewe is nyonye of thy kindwed that is +cawwed by this nyame. + +1:62 And they m-made signs to his fathew, how he w-wouwd have him cawwed. + +1:63 And he asked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-wwiting tabwe, and wwote, s-saying, His nyame is +John. And they mawvewwed aww. + +1:64 And his mouth w-was openyed immediatewy, and his tongue woosed, and +he spake, and pwaised God. + +1:65 And f-feaw came on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that d-dwewt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about (=`ω´=) t-them: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +sayings wewe nyoised a-abwoad (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww c-countwy of Judaea. + +1:66 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that heawd t-them w-waid t-them up in theiw heawts, +s-saying, What m-mannyew of c-chiwd shaww this be! And t-the hand of t-the Wowd +w-was with h-him. + +1:67 And his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Z-Zachawias w-was fiwwed with t-the Howy Ghost, and +(♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, s-saying, 1:68 Bwessed be t-the Wowd God of I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +hath v-visited and wedeemed his p-peopwe, 1:69 And hath waised up an (・_・ヾ h-hown +of sawvation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us in t-the house of his sewvant (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; 1:70 As he +spake by t-the mouth of his h-howy pwophets, which have b-been since t-the +wowwd began: 1:71 That we shouwd be saved fwom ouw >_> e-enyemies, and fwom +t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that hate us; 1:72 To pewfowm t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy pwomised to +ouw fathews, and to (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew his h-howy c-covenyant; 1:73 The o-oath which he +swawe to ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham, 1-1:74 That he w-wouwd gwant u-unto u-us, that we +being dewivewed out of t-the hand of ouw enyemies m-might sewve him without +feaw, 1:75 In howinyess and wighteousnyess befowe him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of +ouw wife. + +1:76 And thou, chiwd, shawt be cawwed t-the pwophet of t-the H-Highest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-thou shawt go befowe t-the f-face of t-the Wowd to p-pwepawe his w-ways; 1:77 To +g-give k-knyowwedge of sawvation u-unto his peopwe by t-the wemission of theiw +sins, 1:78 Thwough t-the tendew (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of ouw God; wheweby t-the dayspwing +fwom on high hath v-visited u-us, 1-1:79 To g-give wight to t-them that sit in +dawknyess and in t-the shadow of d-death, to guide ouw feet into t-the w-way of +p-peace. + +1:80 And t-the c-chiwd gwew, and (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed stwong in spiwit, and w-was in t-the +desewts tiww t-the day of his shewing u-unto Iswaew. + +2:1 And it came to pass in those days, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out a decwee +fwom Caesaw Augustus that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd shouwd be t-taxed. + +2:2 (-(And this taxing w-was fiwst m-made when Cywenyius w-was govewnyow of +Sywia.) 2-2:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww went to be taxed, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye into his own city. + +2:4 And Joseph awso went up fwom G-Gawiwee, out of t-the city of Nyazaweth, +into Judaea, u-unto t-the city of D-David, which is cawwed Bethwehem; +(because he w-was of t-the house and winyeage of David:) 2-2:5 To be taxed +with (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy his espoused wife, being gweat with chiwd. + +2:6 And so it was, that, whiwe they wewe thewe, t-the days wewe +(♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished that she shouwd be dewivewed. + +2-2:7 And she b-bwought fowth hew fiwstbown son, and wwapped him in +s-swaddwing cwothes, and w-waid him in a mangew; because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo woom +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them in t-the inn. + +2:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe in t-the same c-countwy shephewds (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in t-the fiewd, +keeping watch o-ovew theiw fwock by nyight. + +2-2:9 And, wo, t-the angew of t-the Wowd came upon t-them, and t-the gwowy of +t-the Wowd shonye (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about (=`ω´=) t-them: and they wewe sowe afwaid. + +2:10 And t-the angew said u-unto t-them, Feaw nyot: fow, b-behowd, I bwing you +g-good tidings of gweat joy, which shaww be to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe. + +2-2:11 Fow u-unto you is bown this day in t-the city of David a Saviouw, +which is Chwist t-the Wowd. + +2:12 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto you; Ye shaww f-find t-the babe wwapped +in s-swaddwing cwothes, wying in a mangew. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And suddenwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was with t-the angew a muwtitude of t-the heavenwy +\(★ω★)/ h-host pwaising G-God, and s-saying, 2:14 Gwowy to God in t-the highest, and +on eawth p-peace, g-good wiww towawd m-men. + +2:15 And it came to pass, as t-the angews wewe gonye away fwom t-them into +heaven, t-the shephewds said onye to anyothew, Wet us nyow go even u-unto +Bethwehem, and s-see this t-thing which is come to pass, which t-the Wowd +hath m-made knyown u-unto us. + +2:16 And they came with haste, and f-found Mawy, and Joseph, and t-the +babe wying in a mangew. + +2:17 And when they h-had s-seen it, they m-made knyown a-abwoad t-the saying +which w-was towd t-them c-concewnying this chiwd. + +2:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that heawd it wondewed a-at those things which wewe +towd t-them by t-the shephewds. + +2:19 But (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, and pondewed t-them in hew heawt. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And t-the shephewds wetuwnyed, gwowifying and pwaising God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the things that they h-had heawd and seen, as it w-was towd u-unto them. + +2:21 And when eight days wewe (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ciwcumcising of t-the +chiwd, his nyame w-was cawwed JESUS, which w-was so nyamed of t-the angew +befowe he w-was ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived in t-the womb. + +2:22 And when t-the days of hew puwification a-accowding to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of +Moses wewe a-accompwished, they b-bwought him to J-Jewusawem, to pwesent him +to t-the Wowd; 2:23 (As it is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, Evewy m-mawe +that openyeth t-the womb shaww be cawwed h-howy to t-the Wowd;) 2:24 And to +offew a sacwifice a-accowding to that which is said in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the +W-Wowd, A-A paiw of tuwtwedoves, ow two young pigeons. + +2:25 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man in J-Jewusawem, whose nyame w-was Simeon; +and t-the same man w-was just and devout, waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the consowation of +Iswaew: and t-the Howy Ghost w-was upon h-him. + +2:26 And it w-was weveawed u-unto him by t-the Howy Ghost, that he shouwd +nyot s-see d-death, befowe he h-had s-seen t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's (T_T) C-Chwist. + +(^ω~) 2-2:27 And he came by t-the Spiwit into t-the tempwe: and when t-the p-pawents +b-bwought in t-the c-chiwd Jesus, to (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him aftew t-the custom of t-the w-waw, +2:28 T-Then took he him up in his awms, and bwessed G-God, and said, 2:29 +W-Wowd, nyow wettest t-thou thy sewvant depawt in p-peace, a-accowding to thy +wowd: 2:30 Fow minye eyes have s-seen thy sawvation, 2:31 W-Which t-thou hast +pwepawed befowe t-the f-face of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe; 2:32 A-A wight to wighten t-the +G-Gentiwes, and t-the gwowy of thy peopwe Iswaew. + +2:33 And Joseph and his mothew mawvewwed a-at those things which wewe +spoken of h-him. + +2:34 And S-Simeon bwessed t-them, and said u-unto (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy his mothew, Behowd, +this c-chiwd is s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faww and wising again of many in I-Iswaew; and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign which shaww be spoken a-against; 2:35 (Yea, a s-swowd shaww +(-ω-、) p-piewce thwough thy own souw awso,) that t-the thoughts of many (x_x)V h-heawts +may be w-weveawed. + +2:36 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was onye Annya, a pwophetess, t-the daughtew of P-Phanyuew, of +t-the twibe of A-Asew: she w-was of a gweat (￣ω￣) a-age, and h-had w-wived with an +h-husband seven yeaws fwom hew (＃￣ω￣) v-viwginyity; 2:37 And she w-was a widow of +about fouwscowe and fouw yeaws, which depawted nyot fwom t-the t-tempwe, +but sewved God with fastings and pwayews nyight and d-day. + +2:38 And she coming in that instant gave thanks wikewise u-unto t-the +W-Wowd, and spake of him to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ~(>_<~) w-wedemption in +Jewusawem. + +2-2:39 And when they h-had ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things a-accowding to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of +t-the W-Wowd, they wetuwnyed into G-Gawiwee, to theiw own city Nyazaweth. + +2:40 And t-the c-chiwd gwew, and (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed stwong in spiwit, fiwwed with +w-wisdom: and t-the gwace of God w-was upon h-him. + +2-2:41 Nyow his p-pawents went to Jewusawem {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy yeaw a-at t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the +passovew. + +2:42 And when he w-was twewve yeaws o-owd, they went up to Jewusawem aftew +t-the custom of t-the feast. + +2:43 And when they h-had fuwfiwwed t-the days, as they wetuwnyed, t-the c-chiwd +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-tawwied behind in Jewusawem; and Joseph and his mothew knyew nyot +of it. + +2:44 But they, supposing him to have b-been in t-the company, went a day's +jouwnyey; and they sought him among theiw kinsfowk and a-acquaintance. + +2:45 And when they f-found him nyot, they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back again to J-Jewusawem, +seeking h-him. + +2-2:46 And it came to pass, that aftew thwee days they f-found him in t-the +t-tempwe, sitting in t-the m-midst of t-the doctows, both heawing t-them, and +asking t-them questions. + +2-2:47 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that heawd him wewe astonyished a-at his undewstanding and +a-answews. + +2:48 And when they saw him, they wewe (>_<) a-amazed: and his mothew said u-unto +him, Son, why hast t-thou thus d-deawt with us? b-behowd, thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and I +have sought thee s-sowwowing. + +2:49 And he said u-unto t-them, How is it that ye sought m-me? w-wist ye nyot +that I (* ^ ω ^) m-must be about o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's ต(=ω=)ต b-businyess? 2:50 And they undewstood +nyot t-the saying which he spake u-unto them. + +2:51 And he went down with t-them, and came to Nyazaweth, and w-was subject +u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: but his mothew kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these sayings in hew heawt. + +2:52 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus incweased in wisdom and statuwe, and in favouw with God +and m-man. + +3-3:1 Nyow in t-the f-fifteenth yeaw of t-the weign of T-Tibewius Caesaw, P-Pontius +Piwate being govewnyow of Judaea, and Hewod being tetwawch of G-Gawiwee, +and his b-bwothew Phiwip tetwawch of Ituwaea and of t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of +Twachonyitis, and Wysanyias t-the tetwawch of Abiwenye, 3:2 Annyas and +Caiaphas being t-the high p-pwiests, t-the wowd of God came u-unto (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the +son of Z-Zachawias in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +3-3:3 And he came into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy about Jowdan, pweaching t-the +baptism of wepentance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemission of sins; 3:4 As it is wwitten +in t-the book of t-the w-wowds of Esaias t-the pwophet, s-saying, The voice of +onye cwying in t-the wiwdewnyess, Pwepawe ye t-the w-way of t-the W-Wowd, make his +paths stwaight. + +3:5 Evewy vawwey shaww be fiwwed, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mountain and (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww shaww be +b-bwought w-wow; and t-the cwooked shaww be m-made (＃￣ω￣) s-stwaight, and t-the wough +ways shaww be m-made smooth; 3-3:6 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh shaww s-see t-the sawvation +of God. + +3:7 T-Then said he to t-the muwtitude that came fowth to be baptized of +him, O-O genyewation of vipews, who hath wawnyed you to fwee fwom t-the +wwath to come? 3:8 Bwing fowth thewefowe fwuits wowthy of wepentance, +and b-begin nyot to say within youwsewves, We have A-Abwaham to ouw fathew: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I say u-unto y-you, That God is abwe of these s-stonyes to w-waise up +chiwdwen u-unto (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +3-3:9 And nyow awso t-the a-axe is w-waid u-unto t-the woot of t-the t-twees: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +twee thewefowe which bwingeth nyot fowth g-good fwuit is hewn down, and +cast into t-the fiwe. + +3:10 And t-the peopwe asked him, s-saying, What shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do then? 3:11 He +answeweth and saith u-unto t-them, He that hath two c-coats, wet him impawt +to him that hath nyonye; and he that hath m-meat, wet him (^-^*)/ d-do wikewise. + +3:12 T-Then came awso pubwicans to be b-baptized, and said u-unto him, +Mastew, what shaww we do? 3:13 And he said u-unto t-them, Exact nyo mowe +than that which is appointed you. + +3:14 And t-the sowdiews wikewise demanded of him, s-saying, And what shaww +we do? And he said u-unto t-them, Do viowence to nyo ^.^ m-man, nyeithew a-accuse +any fawsewy; and be content with youw (/ =ω=)/ w-wages. + +3:15 And as t-the peopwe wewe in expectation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men mused in theiw +(x_x)V h-heawts of John, whethew he wewe t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, ow n-nyot; 3:16 (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John +answewed, saying u-unto t-them a-aww, I indeed b-baptize you with watew; but +onye mightiew than I cometh, t-the watchet of whose shoes I am nyot wowthy +to unwoose: he shaww b-baptize you with t-the Howy Ghost and with fiwe: +3:17 Whose fan is in his hand, and he wiww thwoughwy puwge his f-fwoow, +and wiww gathew t-the wheat into his g-gawnyew; but t-the chaff he wiww buwn +with fiwe unquenchabwe. + +3:18 And many othew things in his exhowtation (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached he u-unto t-the +peopwe. + +3:19 But Hewod t-the tetwawch, being wepwoved by him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hewodias his +b-bwothew Phiwip's wife, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviws which Hewod h-had donye, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Added (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet this a-above a-aww, that he s-shut up (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John in pwison. + +3:21 Nyow when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe b-baptized, it came to pass, that +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus awso being b-baptized, and pwaying, t-the heaven w-was openyed, 3-3:22 +And t-the Howy Ghost descended in a b-bodiwy shape w-wike a dove upon him, +and a voice came fwom heaven, which said, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved Son; in +thee I am w-weww pweased. + +3:23 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus himsewf began to be about thiwty yeaws of (￣ω￣) a-age, being +(as w-was s-supposed) t-the son of Joseph, which w-was t-the son of (--_--) *leans over* H-Hewi, 3:24 +W-Which w-was t-the son of Matthat, which w-was t-the son of Wevi, which w-was t-the +son of Mewchi, which w-was t-the son of Jannya, which w-was t-the son of +Joseph, (＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 W-Which w-was t-the son of Mattathias, which w-was t-the son of +♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, which w-was t-the son of Nyaum, which w-was t-the son of Eswi, which w-was +t-the son of Nyagge, 3:26 W-Which w-was t-the son of Maath, which w-was t-the son +of Mattathias, which w-was t-the son of (=`ω´=) S-Semei, which w-was t-the son of +Joseph, which w-was t-the son of Juda, 3-3:27 W-Which w-was t-the son of Joannya, +which w-was t-the son of Whesa, which w-was t-the son of Zowobabew, which w-was +t-the son of S-Sawathiew, which w-was t-the son of Nyewi, 3:28 W-Which w-was t-the +son of Mewchi, which w-was t-the son of Addi, which w-was t-the son of Cosam, +which w-was t-the son of Ewmodam, which w-was t-the son of Ew, 3-3:29 W-Which w-was +t-the son of Jose, which w-was t-the son of Ewiezew, which w-was t-the son of +Jowim, which w-was t-the son of Matthat, which w-was t-the son of Wevi, 3:30 +W-Which w-was t-the son of S-Simeon, which w-was t-the son of Juda, which w-was t-the +son of Joseph, which w-was t-the son of Jonyan, which w-was t-the son of +;;w;; E-Ewiakim, 3:31 W-Which w-was t-the son of M-Mewea, which w-was t-the son of {{ (>_<) }} *hugs tightly* M-Menyan, +which w-was t-the son of UwU M-Mattatha, which w-was t-the son of Nyathan, which w-was +t-the son of D-David, 3:32 W-Which w-was t-the son of Jesse, which w-was t-the son +of Obed, which w-was t-the son of Booz, which w-was t-the son of Sawmon, which +w-was t-the son of Nyaasson, 3:33 W-Which w-was t-the son of A-Aminyadab, which w-was +t-the son of Awam, which w-was t-the son of Eswom, which w-was t-the son of +P-Phawes, which w-was t-the son of Juda, 3:34 W-Which w-was t-the son of Jacob, +which w-was t-the son of Isaac, which w-was t-the son of A-Abwaham, which w-was +t-the son of T-Thawa, which w-was t-the son of Nyachow, 3:35 W-Which w-was t-the son +of Sawuch, which w-was t-the son of Wagau, which w-was t-the son of Phawec, +which w-was t-the son of Hebew, which w-was t-the son of Sawa, 3:36 W-Which w-was +t-the son of Cainyan, which w-was t-the son of Awphaxad, which w-was t-the son of +Sem, which w-was t-the son of Nyoe, which w-was t-the son of Wamech, 3:37 W-Which +w-was t-the son of Mathusawa, which w-was t-the son of Enyoch, which w-was t-the +son of Jawed, which w-was t-the son of Maweweew, which w-was t-the son of +Cainyan, 3-3:38 W-Which w-was t-the son of Enyos, which w-was t-the son of Seth, +which w-was t-the son of Adam, which w-was t-the son of God. + +4:1 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus being f-fuww of t-the Howy Ghost wetuwnyed fwom Jowdan, and +w-was w-wed by t-the Spiwit into t-the wiwdewnyess, 4-4:2 Being f-fowty days +tempted of t-the deviw. And in those days he did e-eat nyothing: and when +they wewe ended, he aftewwawd hungewed. + +4:3 And t-the deviw said u-unto him, If t-thou be t-the S-Son of G-God, command +this stonye that it be m-made bwead. + +4-4:4 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed him, s-saying, I-It is wwitten, That man shaww nyot +wive by bwead awonye, but by {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd of God. + +4-4:5 And t-the deviw, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed u-unto +him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the wowwd in a moment of ^w^ t-time. + +4:6 And t-the deviw said u-unto him, Aww this p-powew wiww I g-give thee, and +t-the gwowy of (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is dewivewed u-unto m-me; and to w-whomsoevew I +wiww I g-give it. + +4:7 If t-thou thewefowe wiwt w-wowship me, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww be thinye. + +4-4:8 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, T-Thou shawt w-wowship t-the Wowd thy G-God, and him onwy +shawt t-thou sewve. + +4:9 And he b-bwought him to J-Jewusawem, and s-set him on a pinnyacwe of t-the +t-tempwe, and said u-unto him, If t-thou be t-the S-Son of G-God, cast t-thysewf +down fwom hence: 4:10 Fow it is wwitten, He shaww g-give his angews +chawge o-ovew thee, to keep t-thee: 4:11 And in theiw h-hands they shaww +beaw thee up, west a-at any time t-thou dash thy foot against a stonye. + +4:12 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto him, I-It is said, T-Thou shawt nyot +t-tempt t-the Wowd thy God. + +4:13 And when t-the deviw h-had ended (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the t-temptation, he depawted fwom +him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-season. + +4:14 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wetuwnyed in t-the p-powew of t-the Spiwit into Gawiwee: and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out a f-fame of him thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +4:15 And he taught in theiw synyagogues, being gwowified of aww. + +4:16 And he came to Nyazaweth, whewe he h-had b-been b-bwought up: and, as +his custom was, he went into t-the synyagogue on t-the sabbath day, and +s-stood up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to wead. + +4:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was dewivewed u-unto him t-the book of t-the pwophet E-Esaias. +And when he h-had openyed t-the b-book, he f-found t-the pwace whewe it w-was +wwitten, 4-4:18 The Spiwit of t-the Wowd is upon me, because he hath +anyointed m-me to pweach t-the gospew to t-the poow; he hath sent m-me to heaw +t-the bwokenheawted, to pweach dewivewance to t-the captives, and +w-wecovewing of sight to t-the bwind, to s-set a-at w-wibewty t-them that awe +bwuised, 4:19 To pweach t-the acceptabwe yeaw of t-the Wowd. + +4:20 And he cwosed t-the b-book, and he gave it again to t-the minyistew, and +sat down. And t-the eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that wewe in t-the synyagogue wewe +(o-_-o) f-fastenyed on h-him. + +4:21 And he began to say u-unto t-them, This day is this scwiptuwe +fuwfiwwed in youw eaws. + +4:22 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bawe him witnyess, and wondewed a-at t-the gwacious w-wowds +which p-pwoceeded out of his mouth. And they said, Is nyot this Joseph's +son? 4:23 And he said u-unto t-them, Ye wiww suwewy say u-unto m-me this +pwovewb, Physician, heaw thysewf: whatsoevew we have heawd donye in +C-Capewnyaum, (^-^*)/ d-do awso hewe in thy countwy. + +4:24 And he said, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, N-Nyo pwophet is accepted in his +own countwy. + +4:25 But I teww you of a twuth, many widows wewe in Iswaew in t-the days +of E-Ewias, when t-the heaven w-was s-shut up thwee yeaws and six months, when +gweat faminye w-was (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand; 4:26 But u-unto nyonye of t-them +w-was Ewias sent, s-save u-unto Sawepta, a city of S-Sidon, u-unto a woman that +w-was a widow. + +4:27 And many wepews wewe in Iswaew in t-the time of (o^ ^o)/ E-Ewiseus t-the +pwophet; and nyonye of t-them w-was cweansed, saving (^人^) N-Nyaaman t-the Sywian. + +4:28 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they in t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, when they heawd these things, wewe +fiwwed with wwath, 4:29 And w-wose up, and thwust him out of t-the city, +and w-wed him u-unto t-the bwow of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww wheweon theiw city w-was buiwt, +that they m-might cast him down headwong. + +4:30 But he p-passing thwough t-the m-midst of t-them went his way, 4-4:31 And +came down to C-Capewnyaum, a city of G-Gawiwee, and taught t-them on t-the +sabbath days. + +4:32 And they wewe astonyished a-at his doctwinye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wowd w-was with +powew. + +4:33 And in t-the synyagogue (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a ^.^ m-man, which h-had a spiwit of an +uncwean deviw, and cwied out with a w-woud voice, 4:34 Saying, Wet us +awonye; what have we to (^-^*)/ d-do with thee, t-thou ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of N-Nyazaweth? awt t-thou +come to d-destwoy us? I knyow thee who t-thou awt; t-the Howy Onye of God. + +4:35 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus webuked him, s-saying, Howd thy p-peace, and come out of +h-him. + +And when t-the deviw h-had thwown him in t-the midst, he came out of him, +and (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt him n-nyot. + +4:36 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww amazed, and spake among themsewves, s-saying, +What a wowd is this! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with a-authowity and p-powew he commandeth t-the +uncwean s-spiwits, and they come ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +4:37 And t-the f-fame of him went out into {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace of t-the c-countwy +(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +4-4:38 And he awose out of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and entewed into Simon's +house. + +And Simon's w-wife's mothew w-was taken with a gweat fevew; and they +besought him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew. + +(*^‿^*) 4-4:39 And he s-stood o-ovew hew, and webuked t-the fevew; and it weft hew: +and immediatewy she awose and minyistewed u-unto them. + +4:40 Nyow when t-the sun w-was setting, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that h-had any sick with +divews diseases b-bwought t-them u-unto h-him; and he w-waid his h-hands on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye of t-them, and heawed them. + +4:41 And deviws awso came out of many, cwying (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and s-saying, T-Thou +awt Chwist t-the S-Son of God. And he webuking t-them suffewed t-them nyot to +speak: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they knyew that he w-was (T_T) C-Chwist. + +4-4:42 And when it w-was day, he depawted and went into a desewt p-pwace: +and t-the peopwe sought him, and came u-unto him, and stayed him, that he +shouwd nyot depawt fwom them. + +4:43 And he said u-unto t-them, I (* ^ ω ^) m-must pweach t-the kingdom of God to othew +c-cities awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thewefowe am I sent. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 4-4:44 And he (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached in t-the synyagogues of Gawiwee. + +5:1 And it came to pass, that, as t-the peopwe pwessed upon him to h-heaw +t-the wowd of G-God, he s-stood by t-the wake of G-Gennyesawet, 5-5:2 And saw two +s-ships standing by t-the wake: but t-the fishewmen wewe gonye out of t-them, +and wewe washing theiw nyets. + +5:3 And he entewed into onye of t-the s-ships, which w-was Simon's, and +pwayed him that he w-wouwd thwust out a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fwom t-the wand. And he sat +down, and taught t-the peopwe out of t-the ship. + +5:4 Nyow when he h-had weft s-speaking, he said u-unto Simon, W-Waunch out into +t-the deep, and wet down youw nyets (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a d-dwaught. + +5:5 And Simon answewing said u-unto him, Mastew, we have t-toiwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +nyight, and have taken nyothing: nyevewthewess a-at thy wowd I wiww wet +down t-the nyet. + +5:6 And when they h-had this donye, they incwosed a gweat muwtitude of +fishes: and theiw nyet bwake. + +5:7 And they beckonyed u-unto theiw pawtnyews, which wewe in t-the othew +ship, that they shouwd come and hewp them. And they came, and fiwwed +both t-the s-ships, so that they began to s-sink. + +5:8 When Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saw it, he feww down a-at J-Jesus' knyees, s-saying, +Depawt fwom m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am a s-sinfuw ^.^ m-man, O-O Wowd. + +5:9 Fow he w-was astonyished, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe with him, a-at t-the dwaught +of t-the fishes which they h-had taken: 5:10 And so w-was awso James, and +John, t-the sons of Zebedee, which wewe pawtnyews with S-Simon. And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +said u-unto Simon, Feaw n-nyot; fwom hencefowth t-thou shawt catch m-men. + +5:11 And when they h-had b-bwought theiw s-ships to wand, they fowsook a-aww, +and f-fowwowed h-him. + +5:12 And it came to pass, when he w-was in a c-cewtain city, (x_x)V b-behowd a man +f-fuww of wepwosy: who seeing ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus feww on his face, and besought him, +s-saying, W-Wowd, if t-thou wiwt, t-thou c-canst make m-me cwean. + +5-5:13 And he put fowth his hand, and touched him, s-saying, I (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wiww: be +t-thou cwean. And immediatewy t-the wepwosy depawted fwom h-him. + +5:14 And he c-chawged him to teww nyo man: but go, and s-shew t-thysewf to +t-the pwiest, and offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy c-cweansing, a-accowding as Moses commanded, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony u-unto them. + +5:15 But so m-much t-the mowe went (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a f-fame a-abwoad of him: and gweat +m-muwtitudes came togethew to h-heaw, and to be heawed by him of theiw +infiwmities. + +5:16 And he w-withdwew himsewf into t-the wiwdewnyess, and pwayed. + +5:17 And it came to pass on a c-cewtain day, as he w-was t-teaching, that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe (^ω~) P-Phawisees and doctows of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw sitting by, which wewe +come out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-town of G-Gawiwee, and Judaea, and Jewusawem: and t-the +p-powew of t-the Wowd w-was pwesent to heaw them. + +5:18 And, b-behowd, men b-bwought in a b-bed a man which w-was taken with a +pawsy: and they sought means to bwing him in, and to way him befowe +h-him. + +5:19 And when they couwd nyot f-find by what w-way they m-might bwing him in +because of t-the muwtitude, they went upon t-the housetop, and wet him +down thwough t-the t-tiwing with his couch into t-the m-midst befowe Jesus. + +5:20 And when he saw theiw faith, he said u-unto him, Man, thy s-sins awe +fowgiven thee. + +5:21 And t-the scwibes and t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees began to weason, s-saying, Who is +this which s-speaketh bwasphemies? Who c-can fowgive sins, but God a-awonye? +5:22 But when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus pewceived theiw thoughts, he answewing said u-unto +t-them, What w-weason ye in youw heawts? 5:23 Whethew is easiew, to say, +Thy s-sins be fowgiven thee; ow to say, Wise up and wawk? 5-5:24 But that +ye may knyow that t-the S-Son of man hath p-powew upon eawth to fowgive sins, +(-(he said u-unto t-the sick of t-the pawsy,) I say u-unto thee, Awise, and o(>ω<)o t-take +up thy couch, and go into thinye house. + +5:25 And immediatewy he w-wose up befowe t-them, and took up that wheweon +he way, and depawted to his own h-house, gwowifying God. + +5:26 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww amazed, and they gwowified G-God, and wewe fiwwed +with feaw, s-saying, We have s-seen s-stwange things to d-day. + +5:27 And aftew these things he went fowth, and saw a pubwican, nyamed +Wevi, sitting a-at t-the weceipt of custom: and he said u-unto him, Fowwow +me. + +5:28 And he weft a-aww, w-wose up, and f-fowwowed h-him. + +5-5:29 And Wevi m-made him a gweat (♡°▽°♡) f-feast in his own house: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a +gweat company of pubwicans and of othews that sat down with them. + +5:30 But theiw scwibes and (^ω~) P-Phawisees (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against his discipwes, +s-saying, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye e-eat and dwink with pubwicans and sinnyews? 5:31 And +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, They that awe w-whowe nyeed nyot a +physician; but they that awe s-sick. + +5-5:32 I came nyot to caww t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, but sinnyews to wepentance. + +5:33 And they said u-unto him, Why (^-^*)/ d-do t-the discipwes of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John fast o-often, +and make pwayews, and wikewise t-the discipwes of t-the Phawisees; but +thinye e-eat and dwink? 5-5:34 And he said u-unto t-them, Can ye make t-the +chiwdwen of t-the b-bwidechambew fast, whiwe t-the bwidegwoom is with them? +5:35 But t-the days wiww come, when t-the bwidegwoom shaww be taken away +fwom t-them, and t-then shaww they fast in those days. + +5:36 And he spake awso a pawabwe u-unto t-them; N-Nyo man putteth a piece of +a nyew gawment upon an o-owd; if othewwise, t-then both t-the nyew m-maketh a +went, and t-the piece that w-was taken out of t-the nyew agweeth nyot with t-the +owd. + +5:37 And nyo man putteth nyew winye into o-owd bottwes; ewse t-the nyew winye +wiww buwst t-the bottwes, and be spiwwed, and t-the bottwes shaww pewish. + +5:38 But nyew winye (* ^ ω ^) m-must be put into nyew bottwes; and both awe +pwesewved. + +5:39 N-Nyo man awso h-having dwunk o-owd winye stwaightway desiweth nyew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +he saith, The o-owd is bettew. + +6-6:1 And it came to pass on t-the second sabbath aftew t-the fiwst, that he +went thwough t-the cown fiewds; and his discipwes p-pwucked t-the eaws of +cown, and did eat, wubbing t-them in theiw hands. + +6:2 And c-cewtain of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees said u-unto t-them, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye that which +is nyot wawfuw to (^-^*)/ d-do on t-the sabbath days? 6:3 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing t-them +said, H-Have ye nyot wead so m-much as this, what David did, when himsewf +w-was an hungwed, and they which wewe with h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 How he went into t-the +house of G-God, and did o(>ω<)o t-take and e-eat t-the shewbwead, and gave awso to +t-them that wewe with h-him; which it is nyot wawfuw to e-eat but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +pwiests a-awonye? 6:5 And he said u-unto t-them, That t-the S-Son of man is Wowd +awso of t-the sabbath. + +6:6 And it came to pass awso on anyothew sabbath, that he entewed into +t-the synyagogue and taught: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man whose wight hand w-was +withewed. + +6:7 And t-the scwibes and (^ω~) P-Phawisees watched him, whethew he w-wouwd heaw +on t-the sabbath >_> d-day; that they m-might f-find an accusation against h-him. + +6:8 But he knyew theiw thoughts, and said to t-the man which h-had t-the +withewed hand, Wise up, and stand fowth in t-the midst. And he awose and +s-stood f-fowth. + +6:9 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them, I wiww ask you onye thing; Is it wawfuw +on t-the sabbath days to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, ow to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw? to s-save w-wife, ow to +d-destwoy it? 6:10 And wooking (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-them a-aww, he said u-unto +t-the ^.^ m-man, Stwetch fowth thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he did so: and his hand w-was +westowed w-whowe as t-the o-othew. + +6:11 And they wewe fiwwed with madnyess; and communyed onye with anyothew +what they m-might (^-^*)/ d-do to Jesus. + +6:12 And it came to pass in those days, that he went out into a +mountain to (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, and continyued (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight in pwayew to God. + +6:13 And when it w-was day, he cawwed u-unto him his d-discipwes: and of +t-them he chose twewve, whom awso he nyamed apostwes; 6:14 Simon, (whom +he awso nyamed Petew,) and A-Andwew his bwothew, James and John, Phiwip +and Bawthowomew, 6:15 Matthew and Thomas, James t-the son of A-Awphaeus, +and Simon cawwed Z-Zewotes, (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas t-the b-bwothew of James, and +(＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, which awso w-was t-the (ノωヽ) t-twaitow. + +6-6:17 And he came down with t-them, and s-stood in t-the pwain, and t-the +company of his discipwes, and a gweat muwtitude of peopwe out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Judaea and J-Jewusawem, and fwom t-the sea coast of T-Tywe and S-Sidon, which +came to h-heaw him, and to be heawed of theiw diseases; 6:18 And they +that wewe vexed with uncwean spiwits: and they wewe heawed. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the w-whowe muwtitude sought to touch him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went +viwtue out of him, and heawed t-them aww. + +6:20 And he w-wifted up his eyes on his discipwes, and said, Bwessed be +ye poow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (☆▽☆) y-youws is t-the kingdom of God. + +6:21 Bwessed awe ye that h-hungew nyow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww be fiwwed. Bwessed +awe ye that weep nyow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww waugh. + +6:22 Bwessed awe ye, when men shaww hate y-you, and when they shaww +sepawate you fwom theiw company, and shaww wepwoach y-you, and cast out +youw nyame as eviw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the S-Son of man's sake. + +6:23 Wejoice ye in that day, and weap (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy: fow, b-behowd, youw +wewawd is gweat in heaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the w-wike m-mannyew did theiw f-fathews +u-unto t-the pwophets. + +6:24 But (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto you that awe wich! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have weceived youw +consowation. + +6:25 Woe u-unto you that awe f-fuww! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww hungew. Woe u-unto you +that waugh nyow! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww m-mouwn and w-weep. + +6:26 Woe u-unto y-you, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men shaww speak w-weww of you! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so did +theiw f-fathews to t-the f-fawse pwophets. + +6:27 But I say u-unto you which h-heaw, Wove youw >_> e-enyemies, (^-^*)/ d-do g-good to t-them +which hate y-you, 6:28 Bwess t-them that (O_O;) c-cuwse y-you, and p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them +which despitefuwwy use you. + +6:29 And u-unto him that smiteth thee on t-the onye cheek offew awso t-the +othew; and him that taketh away thy cwoak fowbid nyot to o(>ω<)o t-take thy coat +awso. + +6:30 Give to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh +away thy goods ask t-them nyot again. + +6:31 And as ye w-wouwd that men shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do to y-you, (^-^*)/ d-do ye awso to t-them +wikewise. + +6:32 Fow if ye wove t-them which wove y-you, what thank have ye? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +sinnyews awso wove those that wove them. + +6:33 And if ye (^-^*)/ d-do g-good to t-them which (^-^*)/ d-do g-good to y-you, what thank have +ye? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sinnyews awso (^-^*)/ d-do even t-the same. + +6-6:34 And if ye wend to t-them of whom ye hope to weceive, what thank +have ye? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sinnyews awso wend to sinnyews, to weceive as m-much again. + +6-6:35 But wove ye youw >_> e-enyemies, and (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, and wend, hoping (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +nyothing a-again; and youw wewawd shaww be g-gweat, and ye shaww be t-the +chiwdwen of t-the H-Highest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is kind u-unto t-the unthankfuw and to t-the +\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +6:36 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye thewefowe m-mewcifuw, as youw Fathew awso is m-mewcifuw. + +6:37 Judge nyot, and ye shaww nyot be judged: c-condemn nyot, and ye shaww +nyot be c-condemnyed: fowgive, and ye shaww be fowgiven: 6-6:38 Give, and it +shaww be given u-unto you; g-good m-measuwe, pwessed down, and shaken +togethew, and wunnying ovew, shaww men g-give into youw bosom. Fow with +t-the same measuwe that ye mete withaw it shaww be measuwed to you +again. + +6:39 And he spake a pawabwe u-unto t-them, Can t-the bwind wead t-the b-bwind? +shaww they nyot both faww into t-the ditch? 6:40 The discipwe is nyot +a-above his mastew: but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is pewfect shaww be as his +mastew. + +6:41 And why behowdest t-thou t-the mote that is in thy bwothew's eye, but +pewceivest nyot t-the b-beam that is in thinye own eye? 6-6:42 Eithew how +c-canst t-thou say to thy bwothew, Bwothew, wet m-me puww out t-the mote that +is in thinye eye, when t-thou t-thysewf behowdest nyot t-the b-beam that is in +thinye own eye? T-Thou hypocwite, cast out fiwst t-the b-beam out of thinye +own eye, and t-then shawt t-thou s-see cweawwy to puww out t-the mote that is +in thy bwothew's eye. + +6:43 Fow a g-good twee bwingeth nyot fowth cowwupt fwuit; nyeithew doth a +cowwupt twee bwing fowth g-good fwuit. + +6:44 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee is knyown by his own fwuit. Fow of thowns men (^-^*)/ d-do +nyot gathew f-figs, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of a bwambwe bush gathew they gwapes. + +6-6:45 A-A g-good man out of t-the g-good tweasuwe of his heawt bwingeth fowth +that which is good; and an eviw man out of t-the eviw tweasuwe of his +heawt bwingeth fowth that which is eviw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of t-the a-abundance of t-the +heawt his mouth speaketh. + +6:46 And why caww ye me, W-Wowd, W-Wowd, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyot t-the things which I +say? 6:47 Whosoevew cometh to me, and heaweth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sayings, and doeth +t-them, I wiww s-shew you to whom he is wike: 6:48 He is w-wike a man which +b-buiwt an h-house, and digged deep, and w-waid t-the f-foundation on a w-wock: +and when t-the fwood a-awose, t-the stweam beat vehementwy upon that h-house, +and couwd nyot s-shake i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was founded upon a wock. + +6:49 But he that h-heaweth, and doeth nyot, is w-wike a man that without a +f-foundation b-buiwt an house upon t-the eawth; against which t-the stweam did +beat vehementwy, and immediatewy it feww; and t-the wuin of that house +w-was g-gweat. + +7:1 Nyow when he h-had ended (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sayings in t-the audience of t-the +p-peopwe, he entewed into C-Capewnyaum. + +7:2 And a c-cewtain centuwion's s-sewvant, who w-was deaw u-unto him, w-was +sick, and weady to die. + +7-7:3 And when he heawd of Jesus, he sent u-unto him t-the ewdews of t-the +Jews, beseeching him that he w-wouwd come and heaw his sewvant. + +7:4 And when they came to Jesus, they besought him instantwy, s-saying, +That he w-was wowthy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom he shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this: 7:5 Fow he woveth ouw +nyation, and he hath b-buiwt us a synyagogue. + +7:6 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went with them. And when he w-was nyow nyot faw fwom t-the +h-house, t-the centuwion sent fwiends to him, saying u-unto him, W-Wowd, +twoubwe nyot thysewf: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot wowthy that t-thou shouwdest entew +undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woof: 7-7:7 Whewefowe nyeithew thought I mysewf wowthy to come +u-unto t-thee: but say in a wowd, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant shaww be heawed. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Fow I awso am a man s-set undew a-authowity, h-having undew m-me sowdiews, +and I say u-unto o-onye, Go, and he g-goeth; and to anyothew, Come, and he +(╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, Do this, and he doeth it. + +7:9 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd these things, he mawvewwed a-at him, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed him +a-about, and said u-unto t-the peopwe that f-fowwowed him, I say u-unto y-you, I +have nyot f-found so gweat faith, nyo, nyot in Iswaew. + +7:10 And they that wewe sent, wetuwnying to t-the h-house, f-found t-the +sewvant w-whowe that h-had b-been s-sick. + +7:11 And it came to pass t-the day aftew, that he went into a city +cawwed (*°▽°*) N-Nyain; and many of his discipwes went with him, and m-much peopwe. + +7:12 Nyow when he came nyigh to t-the gate of t-the city, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +a dead man cawwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-the onwy son of his mothew, and she w-was a +widow: and m-much peopwe of t-the city w-was with hew. + +7:13 And when t-the Wowd saw hew, he h-had compassion on hew, and said +u-unto hew, Weep n-nyot. + +7:14 And he came and touched t-the biew: and they that bawe him s-stood +(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +And he said, Young ^.^ m-man, I say u-unto thee, Awise. + +7:15 And he that w-was dead sat up, and began to s-speak. And he dewivewed +him to his m-mothew. + +7:16 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a f-feaw on aww: and they gwowified G-God, s-saying, +That a gweat pwophet is wisen up among us; and, That God hath v-visited +his peopwe. + +7:17 And this w-wumouw of him went fowth (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judaea, and +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. + +7:18 And t-the discipwes of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John shewed him of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things. + +xDD 7-7:19 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John cawwing u-unto him two of his discipwes sent t-them to +Jesus, s-saying, Awt t-thou he that shouwd come? ow wook we (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (>_<) a-anyothew? +7:20 When t-the men wewe come u-unto him, they said, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John (✯◡✯) B-Baptist hath +sent us u-unto thee, s-saying, Awt t-thou he that shouwd come? ow wook we +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (>_<) a-anyothew? 7:21 And in that same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw he c-cuwed many of theiw +infiwmities and pwagues, and of eviw s-spiwits; and u-unto many that wewe +bwind he gave sight. + +7:22 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, Go youw way, and teww (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John +what things ye have s-seen and heawd; how that t-the bwind see, t-the wame +wawk, t-the wepews awe cweansed, t-the deaf h-heaw, t-the dead awe waised, to +t-the poow t-the gospew is pweached. + +7:23 And bwessed is he, w-whosoevew shaww nyot be o-offended in me. + +7:24 And when t-the m-messengews of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John wewe depawted, he began to speak +u-unto t-the peopwe c-concewnying John, What went ye out into t-the wiwdewnyess +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to see? A-A weed shaken with t-the wind? 7:25 But what went ye out +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to see? A-A man cwothed in soft waiment? Behowd, they which awe +(o´∀`o) g-gowgeouswy a-appawewwed, and wive dewicatewy, awe in kings' couwts. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 But what went ye out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to see? A-A pwophet? Yea, I say u-unto y-you, +and m-much mowe than a pwophet. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 This is he, of whom it is wwitten, Behowd, I send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my messengew +befowe thy face, which shaww p-pwepawe thy w-way befowe thee. + +7:28 Fow I say u-unto y-you, Among those that awe bown of w-women (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyot a gweatew pwophet than (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist: but he that is weast in +t-the kingdom of God is gweatew than he. + +7:29 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that heawd him, and t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ *hugs tightly* p-pubwicans, j-justified +G-God, being baptized with t-the baptism of John. + +7:30 But t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and wawyews wejected t-the counsew of God against +themsewves, being nyot baptized of h-him. + +7:31 And t-the Wowd said, ;;w;; W-Wheweunto t-then shaww I wiken t-the men of this +(o_O)! g-genyewation? and to what awe they wike? 7-7:32 They awe w-wike u-unto +chiwdwen sitting in t-the mawketpwace, and cawwing onye to anyothew, and +s-saying, We have piped u-unto y-you, and ye have nyot danced; we have +mouwnyed to y-you, and ye have nyot wept. + +7:33 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the (✯◡✯) B-Baptist came nyeithew e-eating bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwinking winye; +and ye say, He hath a deviw. + +7:34 The S-Son of man is come e-eating and d-dwinking; and ye say, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd a +g-gwuttonyous ^.^ m-man, and a w-winyebibbew, a fwiend of pubwicans and sinnyews! +7:35 But wisdom is j-justified of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew chiwdwen. + +7:36 And onye of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees desiwed him that he w-wouwd e-eat with h-him. +And he went into t-the Phawisee's h-house, and sat down to meat. + +7:37 And, b-behowd, a woman in t-the city, which w-was a s-sinnyew, when she +knyew that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sat a-at meat in t-the Phawisee's h-house, b-bwought an +awabastew box of ointment, o(>< )o 7-7:38 And s-stood a-at his feet behind him +weeping, and began to w-wash his feet with teaws, and did wipe t-them with +t-the haiws of hew head, and kissed his feet, and anyointed t-them with t-the +ointment. + +7:39 Nyow when t-the Phawisee which h-had bidden him saw it, he spake +within himsewf, s-saying, This ^.^ m-man, if he wewe a pwophet, w-wouwd have +knyown who and what m-mannyew of woman this is that toucheth him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she +is a sinnyew. + +7-7:40 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto him, Simon, I have somewhat to say +u-unto thee. And he saith, Mastew, say o-on. + +7:41 Thewe w-was a c-cewtain c-cweditow which h-had two debtows: t-the onye owed +five hundwed pence, and t-the othew fifty. + +7:42 And when they h-had nyothing to pay, he fwankwy f-fowgave t-them ♡(｡- ω -) b-both. +Teww m-me thewefowe, which of t-them wiww wove him m-most? 7:43 Simon +answewed and said, I s-suppose that he, to whom he f-fowgave most. + +And he said u-unto him, T-Thou hast wightwy judged. + +7-7:44 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to t-the woman, and said u-unto Simon, S-Seest t-thou this +woman? I entewed into thinye h-house, t-thou gavest m-me nyo w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +feet: but she hath washed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet with teaws, and wiped t-them with t-the +haiws of hew head. + +7:45 T-Thou gavest m-me nyo kiss: but this woman since t-the time I came in +hath nyot ceased to (O.O) k-kiss o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. + +7-7:46 My ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with oiw t-thou didst nyot anyoint: but this woman hath +anyointed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet with ointment. + +7:47 Whewefowe I say u-unto thee, Hew sins, which awe many, awe +fowgiven; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she woved much: but to whom ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe is fowgiven, t-the same +woveth wittwe. + +7:48 And he said u-unto hew, Thy s-sins awe fowgiven. + +7:49 And they that sat a-at meat with him began to say within +themsewves, Who is this that f-fowgiveth s-sins awso? 7:50 And he said to +t-the woman, Thy f-faith hath saved thee; go in p-peace. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And it came to pass a-aftewwawd, that he went (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city +and viwwage, pweaching and shewing t-the gwad tidings of t-the kingdom of +G-God: and t-the twewve wewe with him, 8-8:2 And c-cewtain (*°▽°*) w-women, which h-had +b-been heawed of eviw s-spiwits and infiwmities, (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy cawwed Magdawenye, +out of whom went seven ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, 8:3 And Joannya t-the wife of Chuza +Hewod's stewawd, and Susannya, and many othews, which minyistewed u-unto +him of theiw substance. + +8:4 And when m-much peopwe wewe gathewed togethew, and wewe come to him +out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, he spake by a p-pawabwe: 8-8:5 A-A sowew went out to sow +his seed: and as he sowed, s-some feww by t-the w-way side; and it w-was +twodden down, and t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw devouwed it. + +8:6 And s-some feww upon a wock; and as soon as it w-was spwung up, it +withewed away, because it w-wacked m-moistuwe. + +8:7 And s-some feww among thowns; and t-the thowns spwang up with it, and +choked it. + +8:8 And othew feww on g-good g-gwound, and spwang up, and bawe fwuit an +hundwedfowd. And when he h-had said these things, he cwied, He that hath +eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. + +8:9 And his discipwes asked him, s-saying, What m-might this pawabwe be? +8-8:10 And he said, Unto you it is given to knyow t-the mystewies of t-the +kingdom of G-God: but to othews in pawabwes; that seeing they m-might nyot +see, and heawing they m-might nyot undewstand. + +8-8:11 Nyow t-the pawabwe is this: The seed is t-the wowd of God. + +8:12 Those by t-the w-way side awe they that heaw; t-then cometh t-the deviw, +and taketh away t-the wowd out of theiw heawts, west they shouwd bewieve +and be saved. + +8-8:13 They on t-the w-wock awe they, which, when they h-heaw, weceive t-the +wowd with j-joy; and these have nyo woot, which (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a whiwe b-bewieve, and +in time of t-temptation faww away. + +8:14 And that which feww among thowns awe they, which, when they have +heawd, go fowth, and awe choked with cawes and w-wiches and pweasuwes of +this w-wife, and bwing nyo fwuit to pewfection. + +8:15 But that on t-the g-good (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound awe they, which in an honyest and g-good +heawt, h-having heawd t-the wowd, keep it, and bwing fowth fwuit with +p-patience. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 N-Nyo ^.^ m-man, when he hath wighted a candwe, coveweth it with a v-vessew, +ow putteth it undew a bed; but setteth it on a candwestick, that they +which entew in may s-see t-the wight. + +8:17 Fow nyothing is secwet, that shaww nyot be m-made manyifest; nyeithew +any t-thing hid, that shaww nyot be knyown and come abwoad. + +8-8:18 Take heed thewefowe how ye heaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-whosoevew h-hath, to him shaww +be given; and w-whosoevew hath nyot, fwom him shaww be taken even that +which he seemeth to have. + +8-8:19 T-Then came to him his mothew and his bwethwen, and couwd nyot come +a-at him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwess. + +8:20 And it w-was towd him by c-cewtain which said, Thy mothew and thy +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen stand without, desiwing to s-see thee. + +8-8:21 And he answewed and said u-unto t-them, My mothew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awe +these which h-heaw t-the wowd of G-God, and (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Nyow it came to pass on a c-cewtain day, that he went into a s-ship +with his d-discipwes: and he said u-unto t-them, Wet us go o-ovew u-unto t-the +othew side of t-the wake. And they w-waunched f-fowth. + +8:23 But as they saiwed he feww asweep: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came down a stowm of +wind on t-the (　･ω･)☞ w-wake; and they wewe fiwwed with watew, and wewe in +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ j-jeopawdy. + +8:24 And they came to him, and awoke him, s-saying, Mastew, mastew, we +pewish. T-Then he a-awose, and webuked t-the wind and t-the w-waging of t-the +watew: and they ceased, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a cawm. + +8:25 And he said u-unto t-them, Whewe is youw faith? And they being afwaid +wondewed, saying onye to anyothew, What m-mannyew of man is this! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +commandeth even t-the w-winds and watew, and they obey h-him. + +8:26 And they awwived a-at t-the c-countwy of t-the G-Gadawenyes, which is o-ovew +against Gawiwee. + +8:27 And when he went fowth to wand, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe met him out of t-the city a +c-cewtain ^.^ m-man, which h-had deviws wong time, and wawe nyo cwothes, nyeithew +abode in any h-house, but in t-the tombs. + +8:28 When he saw Jesus, he cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and feww down befowe him, and +with a w-woud voice said, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with thee, Jesus, t-thou S-Son +of God most high? I b-beseech thee, t-towment m-me n-nyot. + +8:29 (Fow he h-had commanded t-the uncwean spiwit to come out of t-the m-man. +Fow oftentimes it h-had caught him: and he w-was kept b-bound with c-chains +and in f-fettews; and he bwake t-the bands, and w-was dwiven of t-the deviw +into t-the wiwdewnyess.) 8:30 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus asked him, s-saying, What is thy +nyame? And he said, Wegion: because many deviws wewe entewed into h-him. + +8:31 And they besought him that he w-wouwd nyot command t-them to go out +into t-the deep. + +8:32 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an hewd of many s-swinye feeding on t-the +mountain: and they besought him that he w-wouwd s-suffew t-them to entew +into them. And he suffewed them. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 T-Then went t-the deviws out of t-the ^.^ m-man, and entewed into t-the swinye: +and t-the hewd wan viowentwy down a steep pwace into t-the wake, and wewe +choked. + +8:34 When they that fed t-them saw what w-was donye, they fwed, and went +and towd it in t-the city and in t-the countwy. + +8-8:35 T-Then they went out to s-see what w-was donye; and came to Jesus, and +f-found t-the ^.^ m-man, out of whom t-the deviws wewe depawted, sitting a-at t-the +feet of Jesus, c-cwothed, and in his wight mind: and they wewe afwaid. + +8:36 They awso which saw it towd t-them by what means he that w-was +p-possessed of t-the deviws w-was heawed. + +8-8:37 T-Then t-the w-whowe muwtitude of t-the c-countwy of t-the Gadawenyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about besought him to depawt fwom t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe taken with gweat +feaw: and he went up into t-the ship, and wetuwnyed back again. + +8:38 Nyow t-the man out of whom t-the deviws wewe depawted besought him +that he m-might be with him: but ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sent him away, s-saying, 8:39 +W-Wetuwn to thinye own h-house, and s-shew how gweat things God hath donye +u-unto thee. And he went his way, and pubwished (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the w-whowe +city how gweat things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had donye u-unto h-him. + +8-8:40 And it came to pass, that, when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was wetuwnyed, t-the peopwe +gwadwy weceived him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +8:41 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man nyamed Jaiwus, and he w-was a wuwew of +t-the synyagogue: and he feww down a-at J-Jesus' feet, and besought him that +he w-wouwd come into his house: 8-8:42 Fow he h-had onye onwy d-daughtew, about +twewve yeaws of (￣ω￣) a-age, and she way a dying. But as he went t-the peopwe +t-thwonged h-him. + +8-8:43 And a woman h-having an i-issue of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood twewve yeaws, which h-had +spent (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew wiving upon physicians, nyeithew couwd be heawed of any, +8:44 C-Came behind him, and touched t-the bowdew of his g-gawment: and +immediatewy hew i-issue of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood stanched. + +8:45 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Who touched m-me? When (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww denyied, (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and they +that wewe with him said, Mastew, t-the muwtitude thwong thee and pwess +thee, and sayest thou, Who touched m-me? 8:46 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Somebody +hath touched me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I pewceive that viwtue is gonye out of me. + +8:47 And when t-the woman saw that she w-was nyot hid, she came twembwing, +and fawwing down befowe him, she d-decwawed u-unto him befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what c-cause she h-had touched him, and how she w-was heawed +immediatewy. + +8:48 And he said u-unto hew, D-Daughtew, be of g-good c-comfowt: thy f-faith +hath m-made thee whowe; go in p-peace. + +8:49 Whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cometh onye fwom t-the wuwew of t-the +synyagogue's h-house, saying to him, Thy daughtew is dead; twoubwe nyot +t-the Mastew. + +8-8:50 But when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd it, he answewed him, s-saying, Feaw nyot: +bewieve onwy, and she shaww be m-made w-whowe. + +8-8:51 And when he came into t-the h-house, he suffewed nyo man to go in, +s-save Petew, and James, and John, and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew and t-the mothew of t-the +maiden. + +8:52 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wept, and bewaiwed hew: but he said, Weep n-nyot; she is nyot +dead, but sweepeth. + +8-8:53 And they w-waughed him to scown, knyowing that she w-was dead. + +8:54 And he put t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and took hew by t-the hand, and cawwed, +s-saying, M-Maid, awise. + +8:55 And hew spiwit came again, and she awose stwaightway: and he +commanded to g-give hew meat. + +8:56 And hew p-pawents wewe a-astonyished: but he c-chawged t-them that they +shouwd teww nyo man what w-was donye. + +9:1 T-Then he cawwed his twewve discipwes togethew, and gave t-them p-powew +and a-authowity o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and to cuwe diseases. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And he sent t-them to pweach t-the kingdom of G-God, and to heaw t-the +s-sick. + +9:3 And he said u-unto t-them, Take nyothing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, nyeithew +s-staves, (=`ω´=) n-nyow scwip, nyeithew bwead, nyeithew m-monyey; nyeithew have two +coats a-apiece. + +9:4 And whatsoevew house ye entew into, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abide, and (o´∀`o) t-thence +depawt. + +9:5 And w-whosoevew wiww nyot weceive y-you, when ye go out of that city, +s-shake off t-the vewy dust fwom youw feet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony against them. + +9:6 And they depawted, and went thwough t-the t-towns, pweaching t-the +gospew, and (☆ω☆) h-heawing {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe. + +9:7 Nyow Hewod t-the tetwawch heawd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was donye by him: and he +w-was pewpwexed, because that it w-was said of s-some, that (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was wisen +fwom t-the dead; 9:8 And of s-some, that Ewias h-had appeawed; and of +othews, that onye of t-the o-owd pwophets w-was wisen again. + +9:9 And Hewod said, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John have I beheaded: but who is this, of whom I +h-heaw such (o^▽^o) t-things? And he desiwed to s-see h-him. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And t-the apostwes, when they wewe wetuwnyed, towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they +h-had donye. And he took t-them, and went aside pwivatewy into a desewt +pwace bewonging to t-the city cawwed Bethsaida. + +9-9:11 And t-the p-peopwe, when they knyew it, f-fowwowed him: and he weceived +t-them, and spake u-unto t-them of t-the kingdom of G-God, and heawed t-them that +h-had nyeed of heawing. + +9:12 And when t-the day began to ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw away, t-then came t-the twewve, and +said u-unto him, Send t-the muwtitude away, that they may go into t-the +towns and c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and wodge, and get victuaws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe +hewe in a desewt pwace. + +9:13 But he said u-unto t-them, Give ye t-them to eat. And they said, We +have nyo mowe but five woaves and two fishes; except we shouwd go and +buy meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe. + +9-9:14 Fow they wewe about five t-thousand m-men. And he said to his +discipwes, Make t-them sit down by (o_O) f-fifties in a c-company. + +9:15 And they did so, and m-made t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sit down. + +9:16 T-Then he took t-the five woaves and t-the two fishes, and wooking up +to heaven, he bwessed t-them, and bwake, and gave to t-the discipwes to +s-set befowe t-the (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +9:17 And they did eat, and wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fiwwed: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was taken up of +fwagments that wemainyed to t-them twewve baskets. + +9:18 And it came to pass, as he w-was awonye pwaying, his discipwes wewe +with him: and he asked t-them, s-saying, Whom say t-the peopwe that I am? +9:19 They answewing said, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist; but s-some say, Ewias; and +othews say, that onye of t-the o-owd pwophets is wisen again. + +9:20 He said u-unto t-them, But whom say ye that I am? (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewing +said, The Chwist of God. + +9:21 And he stwaitwy c-chawged t-them, and commanded t-them to teww nyo man +that thing; 9:22 Saying, The S-Son of man (* ^ ω ^) m-must s-suffew many things, and +be wejected of t-the ewdews and chief pwiests and s-scwibes, and be swain, +and be waised t-the thiwd d-day. + +9:23 And he said to t-them a-aww, If any man wiww come aftew me, wet him +deny himsewf, and o(>ω<)o t-take up his cwoss d-daiwy, and fowwow me. + +9:24 Fow w-whosoevew wiww s-save his wife shaww wose i-it: but w-whosoevew +wiww wose his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake, t-the same shaww s-save it. + +9:25 Fow what is a man advantaged, if he gain t-the w-whowe wowwd, and +wose himsewf, ow be cast away? 9:26 Fow w-whosoevew shaww be a-ashamed of +m-me and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, of him shaww t-the S-Son of man be a-ashamed, when he +shaww come in his own gwowy, and in his Fathew's, and of t-the h-howy +angews. + +9:27 But I teww you of a twuth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be s-some standing hewe, which +shaww nyot taste of d-death, tiww they s-see t-the kingdom of God. + +9-9:28 And it came to pass about an eight days aftew these sayings, he +took (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John and James, and went up into a mountain to p-pway. + +9:29 And as he pwayed, t-the fashion of his c-countenyance w-was a-awtewed, and +his waiment w-was white and gwistewing. + +9:30 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-tawked with him two men, which wewe Moses and +Ewias: 9:31 Who appeawed in gwowy, and spake of his decease which he +shouwd accompwish a-at Jewusawem. + +9:32 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and they that wewe with him wewe h-heavy with sweep: and +when they wewe awake, they saw his gwowy, and t-the two men that s-stood +with h-him. + +9:33 And it came to pass, as they depawted fwom him, (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto +Jesus, Mastew, it is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to be hewe: and wet us make thwee +tabewnyacwes; onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ewias: nyot +knyowing what he said. + +9:34 Whiwe he thus spake, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a c-cwoud, and ovewshadowed (=`ω´=) t-them: +and they feawed as they entewed into t-the cwoud. + +9:35 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a voice out of t-the c-cwoud, s-saying, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bewoved Son: h-heaw h-him. + +9:36 And when t-the voice w-was past, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was f-found awonye. And they kept +it c-cwose, and towd nyo man in those days any of those things which they +h-had (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. + +9:37 And it came to pass, that on t-the nyext day, when they wewe come +down fwom t-the h-hiww, m-much peopwe met h-him. + +9:38 And, b-behowd, a man of t-the company cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, Mastew, I +b-beseech thee, wook upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is minye onwy chiwd. + +9-9:39 And, wo, a spiwit taketh him, and he suddenwy cwieth out; and it +teaweth him that he foameth again, and bwuising him hawdwy depawteth +fwom h-him. + +9:40 And I besought thy discipwes to cast him out; and they couwd n-nyot. + +9-9:41 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said, O-O faithwess and pewvewse g-genyewation, +how wong shaww I be with y-you, and s-suffew y-you? Bwing thy son hithew. + +9:42 And as he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a coming, t-the deviw t-thwew him down, and tawe +h-him. + +And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus webuked t-the uncwean spiwit, and heawed t-the chiwd, and +dewivewed him again to his fathew. + +9:43 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-amazed a-at t-the mighty p-powew of God. But whiwe +they wondewed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did, he said u-unto +his discipwes, 9-9:44 Wet these sayings s-sink down into youw eaws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the S-Son of man shaww be dewivewed into t-the h-hands of m-men. + +9-9:45 But they undewstood nyot this s-saying, and it w-was hid fwom t-them, +that they pewceived it nyot: and they feawed to ask him of that (☆▽☆) s-saying. + +9:46 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a weasonying among t-them, which of t-them shouwd be +g-gweatest. + +9:47 And Jesus, pewceiving t-the thought of theiw heawt, took a chiwd, +and s-set him by him, 9:48 And said u-unto t-them, Whosoevew shaww weceive +this c-chiwd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame weceiveth me: and w-whosoevew shaww weceive m-me +weceiveth him that sent me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that is weast among you a-aww, t-the +same shaww be g-gweat. + +9:49 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John answewed and said, Mastew, we saw onye c-casting out deviws +in thy nyame; and we fowbad him, because he fowwoweth nyot with us. + +9:50 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, F-Fowbid him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that is nyot +against us is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +9:51 And it came to pass, when t-the time w-was come that he shouwd be +weceived up, he stedfastwy s-set his f-face to go to J-Jewusawem, 9:52 And +sent m-messengews befowe his f-face: and they went, and entewed into a +viwwage of t-the Samawitans, to make weady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +|･ω･) 9-9:53 And they did nyot weceive him, because his f-face w-was as t-though he +w-wouwd go to Jewusawem. + +9:54 And when his discipwes James and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John saw this, they said, W-Wowd, +wiwt t-thou that we command fiwe to come down fwom heaven, and consume +t-them, even as Ewias d-did? 9:55 But he tuwnyed, and webuked t-them, and +said, Ye knyow nyot what m-mannyew of spiwit ye awe of. + +9:56 Fow t-the S-Son of man is nyot come to d-destwoy men's w-wives, but to +s-save them. And they went to anyothew v-viwwage. + +9:57 And it came to pass, that, as they went in t-the way, a c-cewtain man +said u-unto him, W-Wowd, I wiww fowwow thee whithewsoevew t-thou goest. + +9:58 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Foxes have howes, and biwds of t-the aiw +have nyests; but t-the S-Son of man hath nyot whewe to way his head. + +9:59 And he said u-unto anyothew, Fowwow me. But he said, W-Wowd, s-suffew m-me +fiwst to go and buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. + +9:60 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Wet t-the dead buwy theiw dead: but go t-thou +and pweach t-the kingdom of God. + +9:61 And anyothew awso said, W-Wowd, I wiww fowwow thee; but wet m-me fiwst +go bid t-them faweweww, which awe a-at home a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house. + +9:62 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, N-Nyo ^.^ m-man, h-having put his hand to t-the +pwough, and wooking b-back, is fit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kingdom of God. + +10:1 Aftew these things t-the WOWD appointed othew s-seventy awso, and +sent t-them two and two befowe his f-face into {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city and pwace, +whithew he himsewf w-wouwd come. + +1-10:2 Thewefowe said he u-unto t-them, The hawvest t-twuwy is g-gweat, but t-the +wabouwews awe few: p-pway ye thewefowe t-the Wowd of t-the hawvest, that he +w-wouwd send fowth wabouwews into his h-hawvest. + +10:3 Go youw ways: b-behowd, I send you fowth as w-wambs among wowves. + +10:4 Cawwy nyeithew puwse, (=`ω´=) n-nyow scwip, (=`ω´=) n-nyow shoes: and sawute nyo man by +t-the way. + +1-10:5 And into whatsoevew house ye e-entew, fiwst say, Peace be to this +house. + +10:6 And if t-the son of peace be thewe, youw peace shaww w-west upon i-it: +if nyot, it shaww tuwn to you again. + +10:7 And in t-the same house w-wemain, e-eating and dwinking such things as +they give: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wabouwew is wowthy of his h-hiwe. Go nyot fwom house +to house. + +10:8 And into whatsoevew city ye e-entew, and they weceive y-you, e-eat such +things as awe s-set befowe you: 10:9 And heaw t-the sick that awe thewein, +and say u-unto t-them, The kingdom of God is come nyigh u-unto you. + +10:10 But into whatsoevew city ye e-entew, and they weceive you nyot, go +youw ways out into t-the s-stweets of t-the s-same, and say, 1-10:11 Even t-the +vewy dust of youw city, which cweaveth on u-us, we (^-^*)/ d-do wipe off against +you: nyotwithstanding be ye suwe of this, that t-the kingdom of God is +come nyigh u-unto you. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 But I say u-unto y-you, that it shaww be mowe towewabwe in that day +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sodom, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that city. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Woe u-unto thee, Chowazin! (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto thee, Bethsaida! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-the +mighty wowks h-had b-been donye in T-Tywe and S-Sidon, which have b-been donye in +y-you, they h-had a gweat whiwe ago wepented, sitting in (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth and +ashes. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 But it shaww be mowe towewabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow T-Tywe and (❤ω❤) S-Sidon a-at t-the +j-judgment, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +10:15 And thou, C-Capewnyaum, which awt exawted to heaven, shawt be +thwust down to heww. + +1-10:16 He that heaweth you heaweth m-me; and he that despiseth you +despiseth m-me; and he that despiseth m-me despiseth him that sent me. + +1-10:17 And t-the s-seventy wetuwnyed again with joy, s-saying, W-Wowd, even t-the +deviws awe subject u-unto us thwough thy nyame. + +10:18 And he said u-unto t-them, I behewd Satan as wightnying faww fwom +heaven. + +10:19 Behowd, I g-give u-unto you p-powew to twead on sewpents and +scowpions, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-powew of t-the e-enyemy: and nyothing shaww by +any means (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt you. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding in this wejoice nyot, that t-the s-spiwits awe +subject u-unto you; but wathew wejoice, because youw nyames awe wwitten +in heaven. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 In that (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-wejoiced in spiwit, and said, I thank thee, O-O +Fathew, Wowd of heaven and eawth, that t-thou hast hid these things fwom +t-the wise and pwudent, and hast weveawed t-them u-unto b-babes: even so, +F-Fathew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so it seemed g-good in thy sight. + +10:22 Aww things awe dewivewed to m-me of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew: and nyo man k-knyoweth +who t-the S-Son is, but t-the F-Fathew; and who t-the Fathew is, but t-the Son, +and he to whom t-the S-Son wiww weveaw h-him. + +1-10:23 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed him u-unto his discipwes, and said pwivatewy, +Bwessed awe t-the eyes which s-see t-the things that ye see: 10:24 Fow I +teww y-you, that many pwophets and kings have desiwed to s-see those +things which ye see, and have nyot s-seen t-them; and to h-heaw those things +which ye h-heaw, and have nyot heawd them. + +10:25 And, b-behowd, a c-cewtain >w< *moans* w-wawyew s-stood up, and tempted him, s-saying, +Mastew, what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do to i-inhewit etewnyaw wife? 10:26 He said u-unto +him, What is wwitten in t-the waw? how w-weadest thou? 10:27 And he +answewing said, T-Thou shawt wove t-the Wowd thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy heawt, +and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-souw, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy stwength, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy +mind; and thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as thysewf. + +1-10:28 And he said u-unto him, T-Thou hast answewed wight: this do, and +t-thou shawt w-wive. + +10:29 But he, wiwwing to justify himsewf, said u-unto Jesus, And who is +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my n-nyeighbouw? 10:30 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said, A-A c-cewtain man went down +fwom Jewusawem to Jewicho, and feww among thieves, which (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped him +of his waiment, and w-wounded him, and depawted, weaving him hawf dead. + +10:31 And by chance (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came down a c-cewtain pwiest that w-way: and +when he saw him, he passed by on t-the othew side. + +10:32 And wikewise a Wevite, when he w-was a-at t-the pwace, came and wooked +on him, and passed by on t-the othew side. + +10:33 But a c-cewtain Samawitan, as he jouwnyeyed, came whewe he was: and +when he saw him, he h-had compassion on him, 1-10:34 And went to him, and +b-bound up his wounds, pouwing in oiw and winye, and s-set him on his own +beast, and b-bwought him to an inn, and took cawe of h-him. + +10:35 And on t-the mowwow when he depawted, he took out two pence, and +gave t-them to t-the host, and said u-unto him, Take cawe of h-him; and +whatsoevew t-thou spendest m-mowe, when I come again, I wiww wepay thee. + +10:36 W-Which nyow of these thwee, thinkest thou, w-was (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw u-unto him +that feww among t-the t-thieves? 10:37 And he said, He that shewed (´-ω-`) m-mewcy +on h-him. T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto him, Go, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou wikewise. + +10:38 Nyow it came to pass, as they went, that he entewed into a +c-cewtain viwwage: and a c-cewtain woman nyamed Mawtha weceived him into +hew house. + +10:39 And she h-had a s-sistew cawwed Mawy, which awso sat a-at J-Jesus' feet, +and heawd his wowd. + +1-10:40 But Mawtha w-was cumbewed about m-much sewving, and came to him, and +said, W-Wowd, d-dost t-thou nyot cawe that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew hath weft m-me to sewve +a-awonye? bid hew thewefowe that she hewp me. + +1-10:41 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto hew, (^-^*)/ M-Mawtha, (^-^*)/ M-Mawtha, t-thou awt +cawefuw and twoubwed about many things: 10:42 But onye t-thing is +n-nyeedfuw: and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy hath chosen that g-good pawt, which shaww nyot be taken +away fwom hew. + +11:1 And it came to pass, that, as he w-was pwaying in a c-cewtain pwace, +when he ceased, onye of his discipwes said u-unto him, W-Wowd, t-teach us to +(*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, as (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John awso taught his d-discipwes. + +11:2 And he said u-unto t-them, When ye (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, say, O-Ouw Fathew which awt in +heaven, Hawwowed be thy nyame. Thy kingdom come. Thy wiww be donye, as +in heaven, so in eawth. + +11:3 Give us day by day ouw daiwy bwead. + +11:4 And fowgive us ouw sins; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awso fowgive {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is +(´-ω-`) *leans over* i-indebted to us. And wead us nyot into temptation; but d-dewivew us fwom +\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +11:5 And he said u-unto t-them, W-Which of you shaww have a fwiend, and +shaww go u-unto him a-at midnyight, and say u-unto him, Fwiend, wend m-me thwee +woaves; 11:6 Fow a fwiend of minye in his jouwnyey is come to me, and I +have nyothing to s-set befowe h-him? 11:7 And he fwom within shaww answew +and say, Twoubwe m-me nyot: t-the doow is nyow shut, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen awe +with m-me in bed; I c-cannyot (☆ω☆) w-wise and g-give thee. + +11:8 I say u-unto y-you, Though he wiww nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise and g-give him, because he +is his fwiend, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet because of his i-impowtunyity he wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise and g-give +him as many as he nyeedeth. + +11:9 And I say u-unto y-you, Ask, and it shaww be given you; seek, and ye +shaww find; knyock, and it shaww be openyed u-unto you. + +11:10 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that asketh weceiveth; and he that seeketh +findeth; and to him that k-knyocketh it shaww be openyed. + +11:11 If a son shaww ask bwead of any of you that is a fathew, wiww he +g-give him a stonye? ow if he ask a fish, wiww he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fish g-give him a +sewpent? 11:12 Ow if he shaww ask an egg, wiww he offew him a +scowpion? 11:13 If ye then, being eviw, knyow how to g-give g-good gifts +u-unto youw chiwdwen: how m-much mowe shaww youw heavenwy Fathew g-give t-the +Howy Spiwit to t-them that ask h-him? 11:14 And he w-was c-casting out a +deviw, and it w-was (o´∀`o) d-dumb. And it came to pass, when t-the deviw w-was gonye +(* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-the dumb spake; and t-the peopwe wondewed. + +11:15 But s-some of t-them said, He casteth out deviws thwough Beewzebub +t-the chief of t-the deviws. + +11:16 And othews, tempting him, sought of him a (*´▽`*) s-sign fwom heaven. + +11:17 But he, knyowing theiw thoughts, said u-unto t-them, Evewy kingdom +d-divided against itsewf is b-bwought to desowation; and a house d-divided +against a house fawweth. + +11:18 If Satan awso be d-divided against himsewf, how shaww his kingdom +stand? because ye say that I cast out deviws thwough Beewzebub. + +11:19 And if I by Beewzebub cast out ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, by whom (^-^*)/ d-do youw sons cast +t-them out? thewefowe shaww they be youw judges. + +11:20 But if I with t-the f-fingew of God cast out ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, nyo doubt t-the +kingdom of God is come upon you. + +11:21 When a stwong man awmed keepeth his pawace, his goods awe in +peace: 11:22 But when a stwongew than he shaww come upon him, and +ovewcome him, he taketh fwom him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmouw whewein he t-twusted, +and divideth his s-spoiws. + +1-11:23 He that is nyot with m-me is against me: and he that gatheweth nyot +with m-me s-scatteweth. + +11:24 When t-the uncwean spiwit is gonye out of a ^.^ m-man, he w-wawketh thwough +dwy pwaces, seeking west; and finding n-nyonye, he saith, I wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house whence I came ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +11:25 And when he cometh, he findeth it swept and gawnyished. + +11:26 T-Then goeth he, and taketh to him seven othew s-spiwits mowe wicked +than himsewf; and they entew in, and dweww thewe: and t-the wast state +of that man is wowse than t-the fiwst. + +11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a c-cewtain woman +of t-the company w-wifted up hew voice, and said u-unto him, Bwessed is t-the +womb that bawe thee, and t-the p-paps which t-thou hast sucked. + +11:28 But he said, Y-Yea wathew, bwessed awe they that h-heaw t-the wowd of +G-God, and keep it. + +1-11:29 And when t-the peopwe wewe gathewed thick togethew, he began to +say, This is an eviw genyewation: they seek a s-sign; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo +(*´▽`*) s-sign be given it, but t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of Jonyas t-the pwophet. + +11:30 Fow as Jonyas w-was a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto t-the Nyinyevites, so shaww awso t-the +S-Son of man be to this genyewation. + +11:31 The queen of t-the south shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up in t-the j-judgment with t-the +men of this g-genyewation, and c-condemn (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she came fwom t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost +pawts of t-the eawth to h-heaw t-the wisdom of S-Sowomon; and, b-behowd, a +gweatew than S-Sowomon is hewe. + +11:32 The men of N-Nyinyeve shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up in t-the j-judgment with this +g-genyewation, and shaww c-condemn i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wepented a-at t-the pweaching +of J-Jonyas; and, b-behowd, a gweatew than Jonyas is hewe. + +11:33 N-Nyo ^.^ m-man, when he hath wighted a candwe, putteth it in a secwet +pwace, nyeithew undew a bushew, but on a candwestick, that they which +come in may s-see t-the wight. + +(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 The wight of t-the body is t-the eye: thewefowe when thinye eye is +s-singwe, thy w-whowe body awso is f-fuww of wight; but when thinye eye is +eviw, thy body awso is f-fuww of dawknyess. + +11:35 Take heed thewefowe that t-the wight which is in thee be nyot +dawknyess. + +11:36 If thy w-whowe body thewefowe be f-fuww of wight, h-having nyo pawt +dawk, t-the w-whowe shaww be f-fuww of wight, as when t-the bwight shinying of +a c-candwe doth g-give thee wight. + +11:37 And as he spake, a c-cewtain Phawisee besought him to dinye with +him: and he went in, and sat down to meat. + +1-11:38 And when t-the Phawisee saw it, he mawvewwed that he h-had nyot fiwst +washed befowe d-dinnyew. + +1-11:39 And t-the Wowd said u-unto him, Nyow (^-^*)/ d-do ye (^ω~) P-Phawisees make cwean t-the +outside of t-the cup and t-the pwattew; but youw inwawd pawt is f-fuww of +wavenying and wickednyess. + +11:40 Ye f-foows, did nyot he that m-made that which is without make that +which is within awso? 11:41 But wathew g-give awms of such things as ye +h-have; and, b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe cwean u-unto you. + +1-11:42 But (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto y-you, Phawisees! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye tithe mint and wue and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +m-mannyew of hewbs, and pass o-ovew j-judgment and t-the wove of G-God: these +ought ye to have donye, and nyot to weave t-the othew undonye. + +1-11:43 Woe u-unto y-you, Phawisees! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wove t-the u-uppewmost s-seats in t-the +synyagogues, and gweetings in t-the mawkets. + +11:44 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe as +gwaves which appeaw nyot, and t-the men that wawk o-ovew t-them awe nyot awawe +of them. + +11:45 T-Then answewed onye of t-the wawyews, and said u-unto him, Mastew, +thus saying t-thou wepwoachest us awso. + +1-11:46 And he said, Woe u-unto you awso, ye w-wawyews! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye w-wade men with +buwdens gwievous to be bownye, and ye youwsewves touch nyot t-the buwdens +with onye of youw fingews. + +11:47 Woe u-unto you! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye buiwd t-the sepuwchwes of t-the pwophets, and +youw f-fathews kiwwed them. + +11:48 Twuwy ye beaw witnyess that ye awwow t-the deeds of youw fathews: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they indeed kiwwed t-them, and ye buiwd theiw sepuwchwes. + +11:49 Thewefowe awso said t-the wisdom of G-God, I wiww send t-them pwophets +and apostwes, and s-some of t-them they shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway and pewsecute: 11:50 +That t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets, which w-was shed fwom t-the f-foundation +of t-the wowwd, may be wequiwed of this g-genyewation; 11:51 Fwom t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood +of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew u-unto t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Z-Zachawias which pewished b-between t-the awtaw +and t-the tempwe: vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I-It shaww be wequiwed of this +genyewation. + +1-11:52 Woe u-unto y-you, w-wawyews! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have taken away t-the key of +knyowwedge: ye entewed nyot in youwsewves, and t-them that wewe entewing +in ye hindewed. + +1-11:53 And as he said these things u-unto t-them, t-the scwibes and t-the +(^ω~) P-Phawisees began to u-uwge him vehementwy, and to pwovoke him to speak of +many things: 11:54 Waying wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and seeking to catch something +out of his mouth, that they m-might a-accuse h-him. + +12:1 In t-the mean time, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe gathewed togethew an +innyumewabwe muwtitude of p-peopwe, i-insomuch that they twode onye upon +anyothew, he began to say u-unto his discipwes fiwst of a-aww, Bewawe ye of +t-the weaven of t-the Phawisees, which is hypocwisy. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, that shaww nyot be weveawed; nyeithew +hid, that shaww nyot be knyown. + +12:3 Thewefowe whatsoevew ye have spoken in dawknyess shaww be heawd in +t-the wight; and that which ye have spoken in t-the eaw in cwosets shaww +be pwocwaimed upon t-the housetops. + +12:4 And I say u-unto you o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of t-them that kiww +t-the b-body, and aftew that have nyo mowe that they c-can do. + +1-12:5 But I wiww fowewawn you whom ye shaww feaw: Feaw him, which aftew +he hath kiwwed hath p-powew to cast into h-heww; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I say u-unto y-you, Feaw +h-him. + +12:6 Awe nyot five spawwows sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two fawthings, and nyot onye of t-them +is fowgotten befowe God? (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 But even t-the vewy haiws of youw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyumbewed. Feaw nyot thewefowe: ye awe of mowe vawue than many +spawwows. + +12:8 Awso I say u-unto y-you, Whosoevew shaww confess m-me befowe men, him +shaww t-the S-Son of man awso confess befowe t-the angews of G-God: 12:9 But +he that denyieth m-me befowe men shaww be denyied befowe t-the angews of +God. + +12:10 And w-whosoevew shaww speak a wowd against t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, it +shaww be fowgiven him: but u-unto him that bwasphemeth against t-the Howy +Ghost it shaww nyot be fowgiven. + +1-12:11 And when they bwing you u-unto t-the synyagogues, and u-unto +magistwates, and powews, o(>ω<)o t-take ye nyo thought how ow what t-thing ye shaww +a-answew, ow what ye shaww say: 12:12 Fow t-the Howy Ghost shaww t-teach you +in t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw what ye ought to say. + +12:13 And onye of t-the company said u-unto him, Mastew, speak to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bwothew, that he divide t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with me. + +12:14 And he said u-unto him, Man, who m-made m-me a j-judge ow a d-dividew o-ovew +y-you? 1-12:15 And he said u-unto t-them, Take heed, and bewawe of +covetousnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man's wife consisteth nyot in t-the a-abundance of t-the +things which he possesseth. + +12:16 And he spake a pawabwe u-unto t-them, s-saying, The (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound of a +c-cewtain wich man b-bwought fowth pwentifuwwy: 12:17 And he thought +within himsewf, s-saying, What shaww I do, because I have nyo woom whewe +to bestow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (-_-) f-fwuits? (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 And he said, This wiww I do: I wiww puww +down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bawns, and buiwd gweatew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I bestow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fwuits and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. + +12:19 And I wiww say to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, Souw, t-thou hast m-much goods w-waid up +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many yeaws; o(>ω<)o t-take thinye ease, eat, dwink, and be mewwy. + +12:20 But God said u-unto him, T-Thou foow, this nyight thy souw shaww be +wequiwed of t-thee: t-then whose shaww those things be, which t-thou hast +pwovided? 1-12:21 S-So is he that wayeth up tweasuwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and is +nyot wich towawd God. + +12:22 And he said u-unto his discipwes, Thewefowe I say u-unto y-you, Take +nyo thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw w-wife, what ye shaww eat; nyeithew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-body, +what ye shaww put o-on. + +12:23 The wife is mowe than m-meat, and t-the body is mowe than waiment. + +12:24 Considew t-the w-wavens: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they nyeithew sow (=`ω´=) n-nyow weap; which +nyeithew have stowehouse (=`ω´=) n-nyow b-bawn; and God feedeth (=`ω´=) t-them: how m-much mowe +awe ye bettew than t-the fowws? 12:25 And which of you with taking +thought c-can a-add to his statuwe onye cubit? 12:26 If ye t-then be nyot +abwe to (^-^*)/ d-do that t-thing which is w-weast, why o(>ω<)o t-take ye thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +w-west? 12:27 Considew t-the wiwies how they gwow: they toiw nyot, they +spin n-nyot; and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I say u-unto y-you, that S-Sowomon in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his gwowy w-was +nyot awwayed w-wike onye of these. + +12:28 If t-then God so cwothe t-the gwass, which is to day in t-the fiewd, +and to mowwow is cast into t-the oven; how m-much mowe wiww he cwothe y-you, +O-O ye of ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe faith? 12:29 And seek nyot ye what ye shaww eat, ow +what ye shaww dwink, nyeithew be ye of doubtfuw mind. + +12:30 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things (^-^*)/ d-do t-the nyations of t-the wowwd seek a-aftew: and +youw Fathew k-knyoweth that ye have nyeed of these things. + +12:31 But wathew seek ye t-the kingdom of God; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things +shaww be a-added u-unto you. + +12:32 Feaw nyot, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fwock; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is youw Fathew's g-good pweasuwe to +g-give you t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +1-12:33 Seww that ye have, and g-give a-awms; pwovide youwsewves bags which +wax nyot o-owd, a tweasuwe in t-the h-heavens that faiweth nyot, whewe nyo +t-thief appwoacheth, nyeithew ^w^ m-moth cowwupteth. + +12:34 Fow whewe youw tweasuwe is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww youw heawt be awso. + +12:35 Wet youw woins be giwded a-about, and youw wights buwnying; 12:36 +And ye youwsewves w-wike u-unto men that wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wowd, when he wiww +(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom t-the ♡(｡- ω -) w-wedding; that when he cometh and knyocketh, they may +open u-unto him immediatewy. + +1-12:37 Bwessed awe those sewvants, whom t-the wowd when he cometh shaww +f-find watching: vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, that he shaww giwd himsewf, and +make t-them to sit down to m-meat, and wiww come fowth and sewve them. + +12:38 And if he shaww come in t-the second watch, ow come in t-the thiwd +watch, and f-find t-them so, bwessed awe those sewvants. + +12:39 And this knyow, that if t-the goodman of t-the house h-had knyown what +(*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw t-the t-thief w-wouwd come, he w-wouwd have watched, and nyot have +suffewed his house to be bwoken thwough. + +1-12:40 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye thewefowe weady awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the S-Son of man cometh a-at an (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw +when ye think n-nyot. + +12:41 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, W-Wowd, speakest t-thou this pawabwe u-unto +u-us, ow even to aww? 12:42 And t-the Wowd said, Who t-then is that +faithfuw and wise stewawd, whom his wowd shaww make wuwew o-ovew his +h-househowd, to g-give t-them theiw powtion of meat in d-due s-season? 12:43 +Bwessed is that s-sewvant, whom his wowd when he cometh shaww f-find so +doing. + +12:44 O-Of a twuth I say u-unto y-you, that he wiww make him wuwew o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that he h-hath. + +(　･ω･)☞ 1-12:45 But and if that sewvant say in his heawt, My wowd d-dewayeth his +＼(≧▽≦)／ c-coming; and shaww b-begin to beat t-the mensewvants and m-maidens, and to +e-eat and dwink, and to be dwunken; 12:46 The wowd of that sewvant wiww +come in a day when he wooketh nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and a-at an (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw when he is +nyot awawe, and wiww cut him in sundew, and wiww appoint him his +powtion with t-the unbewievews. + +1-12:47 And that s-sewvant, which knyew his wowd's wiww, and pwepawed nyot +himsewf, nyeithew did a-accowding to his wiww, shaww be beaten with many +s-stwipes. + +12:48 But he that knyew nyot, and did commit things wowthy of stwipes, +shaww be beaten with f-few s-stwipes. Fow u-unto w-whomsoevew m-much is given, +of him shaww be m-much wequiwed: and to whom men have committed ^w^ m-much, of +him they wiww ask t-the mowe. + +12:49 I am come to send fiwe on t-the eawth; and what wiww I, if it be +awweady kindwed? 12:50 But I have a baptism to be baptized with; and +how am I stwaitenyed tiww it be (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-accompwished! 1-12:51 uWu S-Suppose ye that I +am come to g-give peace on eawth? I teww y-you, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but wathew division: +1-12:52 Fow fwom hencefowth (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be five in onye house divided, +thwee against two, and two against thwee. + +12:53 The o(>ω<)o f-fathew shaww be d-divided against t-the son, and t-the son against +t-the f-fathew; t-the mothew against t-the d-daughtew, and t-the daughtew against +t-the mothew; t-the mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw against hew daughtew in w-waw, and t-the +daughtew in (☆▽☆) w-waw against hew mothew in waw. + +12:54 And he said awso to t-the p-peopwe, When ye s-see a cwoud (☆ω☆) w-wise out of +t-the west, stwaightway ye say, Thewe cometh a showew; and so it is. + +12:55 And when ye s-see t-the south wind bwow, ye say, Thewe wiww be heat; +and it cometh to pass. + +12:56 Ye h-hypocwites, ye c-can discewn t-the f-face of t-the sky and of t-the +eawth; but how is it that ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot discewn this time? 12:57 Yea, and +why even of youwsewves j-judge ye nyot what is wight? 12:58 When t-thou +goest with thinye a-advewsawy to t-the magistwate, as t-thou awt in t-the way, +g-give diwigence that t-thou mayest be dewivewed fwom h-him; west he hawe +thee to t-the judge, and t-the j-judge d-dewivew thee to t-the officew, and t-the +officew cast thee into pwison. + +12:59 I teww thee, t-thou shawt nyot depawt thence, tiww t-thou hast paid +t-the vewy wast mite. + +13:1 Thewe wewe pwesent a-at that season s-some that towd him of t-the +Gawiwaeans, whose ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood Piwate h-had mingwed with theiw sacwifices. + +13:2 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, uWu S-Suppose ye that these +Gawiwaeans wewe sinnyews a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Gawiwaeans, because they +suffewed such (o^▽^o) t-things? 13:3 I teww y-you, Nyay: but, except ye wepent, ye +shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wikewise pewish. + +13:4 Ow those eighteen, upon whom t-the towew in Siwoam feww, and swew +t-them, think ye that they wewe sinnyews a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men that d-dwewt in +Jewusawem? 13:5 I teww y-you, Nyay: but, except ye wepent, ye shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +wikewise pewish. + +13:6 He spake awso this p-pawabwe; A-A c-cewtain man h-had a fig twee pwanted +in his v-vinyeyawd; and he came and sought fwuit theweon, and f-found n-nyonye. + +13:7 T-Then said he u-unto t-the d-dwessew of his v-vinyeyawd, Behowd, these +thwee yeaws I come seeking fwuit on this fig twee, and f-find nyonye: cut +it down; why c-cumbeweth it t-the gwound? 13:8 And he answewing said u-unto +him, W-Wowd, wet it awonye this yeaw awso, tiww I shaww dig about it, and +(* ^ ω ^) d-dung i-it: 13:9 And if it beaw f-fwuit, weww: and if nyot, t-then aftew that +t-thou shawt cut it down. + +1-13:10 And he w-was teaching in onye of t-the synyagogues on t-the sabbath. + +1-13:11 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a woman which h-had a spiwit of infiwmity +eighteen yeaws, and w-was b-bowed togethew, and couwd in nyo wise wift up +hewsewf. + +13:12 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw hew, he cawwed hew to him, and said u-unto hew, +Woman, t-thou awt w-woosed fwom thinye infiwmity. + +13:13 And he w-waid his h-hands on hew: and immediatewy she w-was m-made +(＃￣ω￣) s-stwaight, and gwowified God. + +13:14 And t-the wuwew of t-the synyagogue answewed with i-indignyation, +because that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had heawed on t-the sabbath day, and said u-unto t-the +p-peopwe, Thewe awe six days in which men ought to wowk: in t-them +thewefowe come and be heawed, and nyot on t-the sabbath d-day. + +13:15 The Wowd t-then answewed him, and said, T-Thou hypocwite, doth nyot +each onye of you on t-the sabbath woose his (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow his a-ass fwom t-the staww, +and wead him away to w-watewing? 1-13:16 And ought nyot this woman, being +a daughtew of A-Abwaham, whom Satan hath bound, wo, these eighteen +yeaws, be w-woosed fwom this bond on t-the sabbath day? 13:17 And when he +h-had said these things, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his advewsawies wewe ashamed: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe w-wejoiced (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwowious things that wewe donye by h-him. + +13:18 T-Then said he, Unto what is t-the kingdom of God wike? and +wheweunto shaww I wesembwe it? 13:19 I-It is w-wike a gwain of mustawd +seed, which a man took, and cast into his gawden; and it gwew, and +(o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed a gweat twee; and t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw wodged in t-the bwanches of +it. + +1-13:20 And again he said, ;;w;; W-Wheweunto shaww I wiken t-the kingdom of God? +13:21 I-It is w-wike weaven, which a woman took and hid in thwee measuwes +of m-meaw, tiww t-the w-whowe w-was w-weavenyed. + +13:22 And he went thwough t-the c-cities and viwwages, t-teaching, and +jouwnyeying towawd Jewusawem. + +13:23 T-Then said onye u-unto him, W-Wowd, awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-few that be saved? And +he said u-unto t-them, 13:24 Stwive to entew in a-at t-the s-stwait (´ ω `♡) g-gate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +many, I say u-unto y-you, wiww seek to entew in, and shaww nyot be abwe. + +13:25 When o-once t-the mastew of t-the house is wisen up, and hath s-shut to +t-the d-doow, and ye b-begin to stand without, and to knyock a-at t-the d-doow, +s-saying, W-Wowd, W-Wowd, open u-unto us; and he shaww answew and say u-unto +y-you, I knyow you nyot whence ye awe: 13:26 T-Then shaww ye b-begin to say, +We have eaten and dwunk in thy pwesence, and t-thou hast taught in ouw +stweets. + +13:27 But he shaww say, I teww y-you, I knyow you nyot whence ye awe; +depawt fwom me, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye wowkews of inyiquity. + +13:28 Thewe shaww be weeping and gnyashing of t-teeth, when ye shaww s-see +A-Abwaham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets, in t-the kingdom of +G-God, and you youwsewves thwust ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +13:29 And they shaww come fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and fwom t-the west, and fwom +t-the nyowth, and fwom t-the south, and shaww sit down in t-the kingdom of +God. + +13:30 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe wast which shaww be fiwst, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe +fiwst which shaww be wast. + +13:31 The same day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came c-cewtain of t-the Phawisees, saying u-unto +him, Get thee (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and depawt hence: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hewod wiww kiww thee. + +~(>_<~) 1-13:32 And he said u-unto t-them, Go ye, and teww that fox, Behowd, I cast +out ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and I (^-^*)/ d-do c-cuwes to day and to mowwow, and t-the thiwd day I +shaww be pewfected. + +13:33 Nyevewthewess I (* ^ ω ^) m-must wawk to day, and to mowwow, and t-the day +fowwowing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it c-cannyot be that a pwophet pewish out of Jewusawem. + +13:34 O-O J-Jewusawem, J-Jewusawem, which kiwwest t-the pwophets, and stonyest +t-them that awe sent u-unto thee; how often w-wouwd I have gathewed thy +chiwdwen togethew, as a hen doth gathew hew b-bwood undew hew w-wings, and +ye w-wouwd n-nyot! 13:35 Behowd, youw house is weft u-unto you desowate: and +vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Ye shaww nyot s-see me, untiw t-the time come when +ye shaww say, Bwessed is he that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd. + +14:1 And it came to pass, as he went into t-the house of onye of t-the +chief (^ω~) P-Phawisees to e-eat bwead on t-the sabbath day, that they watched +h-him. + +14:2 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain man befowe him which h-had t-the +dwopsy. + +14:3 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing spake u-unto t-the wawyews and Phawisees, s-saying, +Is it wawfuw to heaw on t-the sabbath day? 14:4 And they hewd theiw +p-peace. And he took him, and heawed him, and wet him go; 1-14:5 And +answewed t-them, s-saying, W-Which of you shaww have an a-ass ow an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox f-fawwen +into a pit, and wiww nyot stwaightway puww him out on t-the sabbath day? +14:6 And they couwd nyot answew him again to these things. + +14:7 And he put fowth a pawabwe to those which wewe bidden, when he +mawked how they chose out t-the chief wooms; saying u-unto them. + +14:8 When t-thou awt bidden of any man to a wedding, sit nyot down in t-the +highest woom; west a mowe honyouwabwe man than t-thou be bidden of h-him; +14:9 And he that bade thee and him come and say to thee, Give this man +pwace; and t-thou b-begin with shame to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the w-wowest woom. + +14:10 But when t-thou awt bidden, go and sit down in t-the w-wowest woom; +that when he that bade thee cometh, he may say u-unto thee, Fwiend, go +up highew: t-then shawt t-thou have w-wowship in t-the pwesence of t-them that +sit a-at meat with thee. + +14:11 Fow w-whosoevew (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth himsewf shaww be a-abased; and he that +humbweth himsewf shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +1-14:12 T-Then said he awso to him that bade him, When t-thou makest a +dinnyew ow a suppew, caww nyot thy ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy bwethwen, nyeithew +thy kinsmen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy wich nyeighbouws; west they awso bid thee again, +and a wecompence be m-made thee. + +14:13 But when t-thou makest a f-feast, caww t-the poow, t-the maimed, t-the +wame, t-the bwind: 14:14 And t-thou shawt be bwessed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they c-cannyot +wecompense t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt be >_< w-wecompensed a-at t-the wesuwwection of +t-the just. + +1-14:15 And when onye of t-them that sat a-at meat with him heawd these +things, he said u-unto him, Bwessed is he that shaww e-eat bwead in t-the +kingdom of God. + +14:16 T-Then said he u-unto him, A-A c-cewtain man m-made a gweat suppew, and +bade many: 14:17 And sent his sewvant a-at suppew time to say to t-them +that wewe bidden, C-Come; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe nyow weady. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with onye consent began to make e-excuse. The fiwst +said u-unto him, I have bought a piece of g-gwound, and I (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds go +and s-see i-it: I p-pway thee have m-me excused. + +1-14:19 And anyothew said, I have bought five ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen, and I go to +pwove (=`ω´=) t-them: I p-pway thee have m-me excused. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And anyothew said, I have mawwied a wife, and thewefowe I c-cannyot +come. + +1-14:21 S-So that sewvant came, and shewed his wowd these things. T-Then t-the +mastew of t-the house being angwy said to his s-sewvant, Go out quickwy +into t-the s-stweets and wanyes of t-the city, and bwing in hithew t-the poow, +and t-the maimed, and t-the hawt, and t-the bwind. + +14:22 And t-the sewvant said, W-Wowd, it is donye as t-thou hast commanded, +and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is woom. + +14:23 And t-the wowd said u-unto t-the s-sewvant, Go out into t-the highways and +hedges, and compew t-them to come in, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house may be fiwwed. + +14:24 Fow I say u-unto y-you, That nyonye of those men which wewe bidden +shaww taste of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppew. + +14:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went gweat m-muwtitudes with him: and he tuwnyed, and +said u-unto t-them, 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate nyot his fathew, +and mothew, and wife, and c-chiwdwen, and bwethwen, and sistews, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, +and his own wife awso, he c-cannyot be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwe. + +14:27 And w-whosoevew doth nyot beaw his cwoss, and come aftew me, c-cannyot +be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwe. + +14:28 Fow which of y-you, intending to buiwd a towew, sitteth nyot down +fiwst, and c-counteth t-the cost, whethew he have sufficient to finyish it? +14:29 West hapwy, aftew he hath w-waid t-the f-foundation, and is nyot abwe +to finyish it, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (x_x)V b-behowd it b-begin to mock him, 14:30 Saying, This +man began to b-buiwd, and w-was nyot abwe to finyish. + +14:31 Ow what king, g-going to make waw against anyothew king, sitteth +nyot down fiwst, and consuwteth whethew he be abwe with t-ten t-thousand to +meet him that cometh against him with ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand? 14:32 Ow ewse, +whiwe t-the othew is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a gweat w-way off, he (-_-) s-sendeth an ambassage, and +desiweth conditions of p-peace. + +14:33 S-So (　･ω･)☞ w-wikewise, w-whosoevew he be of you that fowsaketh nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +he h-hath, he c-cannyot be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwe. + +1-14:34 Sawt is good: but if t-the sawt have wost his savouw, whewewith +shaww it be seasonyed? 14:35 I-It is nyeithew fit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dunghiww; but men cast it ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. He that hath eaws to h-heaw, wet +him heaw. + +15:1 T-Then dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pubwicans and sinnyews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to h-heaw +h-him. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and scwibes muwmuwed, s-saying, This man +weceiveth sinnyews, and eateth with them. + +1-15:3 And he spake this pawabwe u-unto t-them, s-saying, :3 1-15:4 What man of +y-you, h-having an hundwed sheep, if he wose onye of t-them, doth nyot weave +t-the nyinyety and nyinye in t-the wiwdewnyess, and go aftew that which is +w-wost, untiw he f-find it? 1-15:5 And when he hath f-found it, he wayeth it +on his shouwdews, wejoicing. + +15:6 And when he cometh home, he cawweth togethew his fwiends and +nyeighbouws, saying u-unto t-them, Wejoice with m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have f-found o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +sheep which w-was w-wost. + +15:7 I say u-unto y-you, that wikewise joy shaww be in heaven o-ovew onye +sinnyew that wepenteth, mowe than o-ovew nyinyety and nyinye just p-pewsons, +which nyeed nyo wepentance. + +15:8 Eithew what woman h-having t-ten pieces of s-siwvew, if she wose onye +piece, doth nyot wight a candwe, and sweep t-the h-house, and seek +diwigentwy tiww she f-find it? 15:9 And when she hath f-found it, she +cawweth hew fwiends and hew uWu n-nyeighbouws togethew, s-saying, Wejoice with +m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have f-found t-the piece which I h-had w-wost. + +15:10 Wikewise, I say u-unto y-you, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is joy in t-the pwesence of t-the +angews of God o-ovew onye sinnyew that w-wepenteth. + +15:11 And he said, A-A c-cewtain man h-had two sons: 15:12 And t-the youngew +of t-them said to his fathew, Fathew, g-give m-me t-the powtion of goods that +f-fawweth to me. And he d-divided u-unto t-them his wiving. + +1-15:13 And nyot many days aftew t-the youngew son gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww togethew, +and took his jouwnyey into a faw countwy, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wasted his +s-substance with wiotous wiving. + +15:14 And when he h-had spent a-aww, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a mighty faminye in that +wand; and he began to be in want. + +15:15 And he went and j-joinyed himsewf to a citizen of that countwy; and +he sent him into his fiewds to feed swinye. + +15:16 And he w-wouwd fain have fiwwed his bewwy with t-the husks that t-the +s-swinye did eat: and nyo man gave u-unto h-him. + +15:17 And when he came to himsewf, he said, How many h-hiwed (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's have bwead e-enyough and to spawe, and I pewish with hungew! +15:18 I wiww a-awise and go to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and wiww say u-unto him, Fathew, +I have sinnyed against heaven, and befowe thee, 1-15:19 And am nyo mowe +wowthy to be cawwed thy son: make m-me as onye of thy h-hiwed sewvants. + +1-15:20 And he a-awose, and came to his fathew. But when he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a +gweat w-way off, his o(>ω<)o f-fathew saw him, and h-had compassion, and wan, and +feww on his nyeck, and kissed h-him. + +15:21 And t-the son said u-unto him, Fathew, I have sinnyed against heaven, +and in thy s-sight, and am nyo mowe wowthy to be cawwed thy (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +15:22 But t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew said to his sewvants, Bwing fowth t-the best w-wobe, +and put it on h-him; and put a w-wing on his hand, and shoes on his feet: +1-15:23 And bwing hithew t-the fatted cawf, and kiww it; and wet us eat, +and be m-mewwy: 1-15:24 Fow this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son w-was dead, and is a-awive a-again; he +w-was w-wost, and is found. And they began to be mewwy. + +15:25 Nyow his ewdew son w-was in t-the fiewd: and as he came and dwew nyigh +to t-the h-house, he heawd musick and dancing. + +15:26 And he cawwed onye of t-the sewvants, and asked what these things +meant. + +15:27 And he said u-unto him, Thy b-bwothew is come; and thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath +kiwwed t-the fatted cawf, because he hath weceived him safe and sound. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And he w-was angwy, and w-wouwd nyot go in: thewefowe came his o(>ω<)o f-fathew +(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and intweated h-him. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 And he answewing said to his fathew, Wo, these many yeaws (^-^*)/ d-do I +sewve thee, nyeithew twansgwessed I a-at any time thy commandment: and +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou nyevew gavest m-me a kid, that I m-might make mewwy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fwiends: 15:30 But as soon as this thy son w-was come, which hath +devouwed thy wiving with hawwots, t-thou hast kiwwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him t-the fatted +c-cawf. + +15:31 And he said u-unto him, Son, t-thou awt e-evew with me, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I +have is thinye. + +15:32 I-It w-was meet that we shouwd make mewwy, and be gwad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this thy +b-bwothew w-was dead, and is a-awive a-again; and w-was w-wost, and is found. + +16:1 And he said awso u-unto his discipwes, Thewe w-was a c-cewtain wich +^.^ m-man, which h-had a stewawd; and t-the same w-was a-accused u-unto him that he +h-had w-wasted his (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. + +16:2 And he cawwed him, and said u-unto him, How is it that I h-heaw this +of thee? g-give an ( ~*-*)~ a-account of thy stewawdship; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou mayest be nyo +wongew stewawd. + +16:3 T-Then t-the stewawd said within himsewf, What shaww I do? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowd taketh away fwom m-me t-the stewawdship: I c-cannyot d-dig; to beg I am +a-ashamed. + +16:4 I am wesowved what to do, that, when I am put out of t-the +stewawdship, they may weceive m-me into theiw houses. + +16:5 S-So he cawwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his wowd's debtows u-unto him, and said +u-unto t-the fiwst, How m-much owest t-thou u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? 1-16:6 And he said, +An hundwed measuwes of oiw. And he said u-unto him, Take thy biww, and +sit down quickwy, and wwite fifty. + +16:7 T-Then said he to anyothew, And how m-much owest thou? And he said, An +hundwed measuwes of wheat. And he said u-unto him, Take thy biww, and +wwite fouwscowe. + +16:8 And t-the wowd c-commended t-the unjust stewawd, because he h-had donye +wisewy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of this wowwd awe in theiw genyewation wisew +than t-the chiwdwen of wight. + +1-16:9 And I say u-unto y-you, Make to youwsewves fwiends of t-the mammon of +unwighteousnyess; that, when ye faiw, they may weceive you into +evewwasting habitations. + +1-16:10 He that is faithfuw in that which is weast is faithfuw awso in +much: and he that is unjust in t-the weast is unjust awso in much. + +16:11 If thewefowe ye have nyot b-been faithfuw in t-the unwighteous +mammon, who wiww commit to youw t-twust t-the twue w-wiches? 1-16:12 And if +ye have nyot b-been faithfuw in that which is anyothew m-man's, who shaww +g-give you that which is youw own? 16:13 N-Nyo sewvant c-can sewve two +mastews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eithew he wiww hate t-the o-onye, and wove t-the othew; ow ewse +he wiww h-howd to t-the o-onye, and despise t-the o-othew. Ye c-cannyot sewve God +and mammon. + +1-16:14 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees awso, who wewe c-covetous, heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these +things: and they dewided h-him. + +xDD 1-16:15 And he said u-unto t-them, Ye awe they which justify youwsewves +befowe men; but God k-knyoweth youw heawts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which is (o_O)! h-highwy +esteemed among men is a-abominyation in t-the sight of God. + +16:16 The (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the pwophets wewe untiw John: since that time t-the +kingdom of God is pweached, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man pwesseth into it. + +1-16:17 And it is easiew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow heaven and eawth to pass, than onye tittwe +of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw to faiw. + +1-16:18 Whosoevew putteth away his wife, and mawwieth anyothew, +committeth aduwtewy: and w-whosoevew mawwieth hew that is put away fwom +hew h-husband committeth aduwtewy. + +16:19 Thewe w-was a c-cewtain wich ^.^ m-man, which w-was cwothed in puwpwe and +finye winyen, and fawed sumptuouswy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day: 16:20 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a +c-cewtain beggaw nyamed Wazawus, which w-was w-waid a-at his gate, f-fuww of +s-sowes, 16:21 And desiwing to be fed with t-the cwumbs which feww fwom +t-the wich man's tabwe: moweovew t-the dogs came and wicked his ~(>_<~) s-sowes. + +16:22 And it came to pass, that t-the beggaw died, and w-was cawwied by +t-the angews into Abwaham's bosom: t-the wich man awso died, and w-was +buwied; 1-16:23 And in heww he wift up his eyes, being in t-towments, and +seeth A-Abwaham afaw off, and Wazawus in his bosom. + +16:24 And he cwied and said, Fathew A-Abwaham, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on me, and +send Wazawus, that he may dip t-the t-tip of his f-fingew in watew, and coow +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am towmented in this f-fwame. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 But A-Abwaham said, Son, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou in thy wifetime +weceivedst thy g-good things, and wikewise Wazawus eviw things: but nyow +he is comfowted, and t-thou awt towmented. + +16:26 And beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, b-between us and you (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a gweat guwf +fixed: so that they which w-wouwd pass fwom hence to you cannyot; nyeithew +c-can they pass to u-us, that w-wouwd come fwom thence. + +16:27 T-Then he said, I p-pway thee thewefowe, fathew, that t-thou wouwdest +send him to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house: 1-16:28 Fow I have five bwethwen; that he +may t-testify u-unto t-them, west they awso come into this pwace of towment. + +16:29 A-Abwaham saith u-unto him, They have Moses and t-the pwophets; wet +t-them h-heaw them. + +16:30 And he said, Nyay, o(>ω<)o f-fathew Abwaham: but if onye went u-unto t-them fwom +t-the dead, they wiww w-wepent. + +16:31 And he said u-unto him, If they h-heaw nyot Moses and t-the pwophets, +nyeithew wiww they be pewsuaded, t-though onye w-wose fwom t-the dead. + +17:1 T-Then said he u-unto t-the discipwes, I-It is impossibwe but that +offences wiww c-come: but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto him, thwough whom they come! 17:2 I-It +wewe bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that a miwwstonye wewe hanged about his nyeck, and +he cast into t-the sea, than that he shouwd offend onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +onyes. + +17:3 Take heed to youwsewves: If thy b-bwothew twespass against thee, +webuke h-him; and if he wepent, fowgive h-him. + +17:4 And if he twespass against thee seven times in a day, and seven +times in a day tuwn again to thee, s-saying, I wepent; t-thou shawt +fowgive h-him. + +17:5 And t-the apostwes said u-unto t-the W-Wowd, Incwease ouw faith. + +17:6 And t-the Wowd said, If ye h-had f-faith as a gwain of mustawd seed, ye +m-might say u-unto this sycaminye twee, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou p-pwucked up by t-the woot, and +be t-thou pwanted in t-the sea; and it shouwd obey you. + +17:7 But which of y-you, h-having a sewvant p-pwowing ow feeding cattwe, +wiww say u-unto him by and by, when he is come fwom t-the fiewd, Go and +sit down to meat? 1-17:8 And wiww nyot wathew say u-unto him, Make weady +whewewith I may sup, and giwd xDD t-thysewf, and sewve me, tiww I have eaten +and dwunken; and aftewwawd t-thou shawt e-eat and dwink? 17:9 Doth he +thank that sewvant because he did t-the things that wewe commanded h-him? +I t-twow n-nyot. + +17:10 S-So wikewise ye, when ye shaww have donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those things which +awe commanded y-you, say, We awe unpwofitabwe sewvants: we have donye +that which w-was ouw duty to do. + +17:11 And it came to pass, as he went to J-Jewusawem, that he passed +thwough t-the m-midst of Samawia and Gawiwee. + +17:12 And as he entewed into a c-cewtain viwwage, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe met him t-ten men +that wewe wepews, which s-stood afaw off: 17:13 And they w-wifted up theiw +voices, and said, Jesus, Mastew, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on us. + +17:14 And when he saw t-them, he said u-unto t-them, Go s-shew youwsewves u-unto +t-the pwiests. And it came to pass, that, as they went, they wewe +(´ ω `♡) *notices bulge* c-cweansed. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And onye of t-them, when he saw that he w-was heawed, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, +and with a w-woud voice gwowified G-God, 17:16 And feww down on his f-face +a-at his feet, giving him t-thanks: and he w-was a Samawitan. + +17:17 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said, W-Wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot t-ten cweansed? but whewe +awe t-the nyinye? 17:18 Thewe awe nyot f-found that wetuwnyed to g-give gwowy +to G-God, s-save this s-stwangew. + +17:19 And he said u-unto him, Awise, go thy w-way: thy f-faith hath m-made +thee w-whowe. + +17:20 And when he w-was demanded of t-the Phawisees, when t-the kingdom of +God shouwd come, he answewed t-them and said, The kingdom of God cometh +nyot with o-obsewvation: 17:21 N-Nyeithew shaww they say, W-Wo hewe! ow, wo +thewe! fow, b-behowd, t-the kingdom of God is within you. + +17:22 And he said u-unto t-the discipwes, The days wiww come, when ye +shaww d-desiwe to s-see onye of t-the days of t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, and ye shaww +nyot s-see it. + +17:23 And they shaww say to y-you, See hewe; ow, s-see thewe: go nyot aftew +t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowwow them. + +17:24 Fow as t-the w-wightnying, that wightenyeth out of t-the onye pawt undew +heaven, shinyeth u-unto t-the othew pawt undew heaven; so shaww awso t-the +S-Son of man be in his d-day. + +17:25 But fiwst (* ^ ω ^) m-must he s-suffew many things, and be wejected of this +genyewation. + +17:26 And as it w-was in t-the days of Nyoe, so shaww it be awso in t-the +days of t-the S-Son of m-man. + +17:27 They did eat, they dwank, they mawwied wives, they wewe given in +mawwiage, untiw t-the day that Nyoe entewed into t-the awk, and t-the fwood +came, and destwoyed t-them aww. + +17:28 Wikewise awso as it w-was in t-the days of Wot; they did eat, they +dwank, they (☆ω☆) b-bought, they s-sowd, they pwanted, they buiwded; 17:29 But +t-the same day that W-Wot went out of Sodom it wainyed fiwe and (っ˘ω˘ς ) b-bwimstonye +fwom heaven, and destwoyed t-them aww. + +17:30 Even thus shaww it be in t-the day when t-the S-Son of man is +w-weveawed. + +17:31 In that day, he which shaww be upon t-the housetop, and his stuff +in t-the h-house, wet him nyot come down to o(>ω<)o t-take it (☆ω☆) a-away: and he that is in +t-the fiewd, wet him wikewise nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn back. + +17:32 Wemembew Wot's wife. + +17:33 Whosoevew shaww seek to s-save his wife shaww wose it; and +w-whosoevew shaww wose his wife shaww pwesewve it. + +17:34 I teww y-you, in that nyight (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be two men in onye bed; t-the +onye shaww be taken, and t-the othew shaww be weft. + +17:35 Two w-women shaww be gwinding togethew; t-the onye shaww be taken, +and t-the othew weft. + +17:36 Two men shaww be in t-the fiewd; t-the onye shaww be taken, and t-the +othew weft. + +17:37 And they answewed and said u-unto him, Whewe, Wowd? And he said +u-unto t-them, Whewesoevew t-the body is, thithew wiww t-the e-eagwes be +gathewed togethew. + +18:1 And he spake a pawabwe u-unto t-them to this end, that men ought +awways to (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, and nyot to faint; 18:2 Saying, Thewe w-was in a city a +judge, which feawed nyot G-God, nyeithew wegawded man: 18:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +a widow in that c-city; and she came u-unto him, s-saying, A-Avenge m-me of minye +advewsawy. + +18:4 And he w-wouwd nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a whiwe: but aftewwawd he said within +himsewf, Though I f-feaw nyot G-God, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wegawd man; 18:5 Y-Yet because this +widow t-twoubweth me, I wiww avenge hew, west by hew c-continyuaw coming +she weawy me. + +18:6 And t-the Wowd said, Heaw what t-the unjust j-judge saith. + +18:7 And shaww nyot God avenge his own ewect, which (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy day and nyight +u-unto him, t-though he beaw wong with them? 18:8 I teww you that he wiww +avenge t-them s-speediwy. Nyevewthewess when t-the S-Son of man cometh, shaww +he f-find f-faith on t-the eawth? 18:9 And he spake this pawabwe u-unto +c-cewtain which twusted in themsewves that they wewe (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and +(>_<) d-despised othews: 18:10 Two men went up into t-the tempwe to pway; t-the +onye a Phawisee, and t-the othew a pubwican. + +1-18:11 The Phawisee s-stood and pwayed thus with himsewf, G-God, I thank +thee, that I am nyot as othew men a-awe, extowtionyews, u-unjust, +aduwtewews, ow even as this pubwican. + +18:12 I fast UwU t-twice in t-the uWu w-week, I g-give tithes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I possess. + +18:13 And t-the pubwican, standing afaw off, w-wouwd nyot wift up so m-much +as his eyes u-unto heaven, but smote upon his bweast, s-saying, God be +m-mewcifuw to m-me a sinnyew. + +18:14 I teww y-you, this man went down to his house j-justified wathew +than t-the othew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth himsewf shaww be a-abased; +and he that humbweth himsewf shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. + +18:15 And they b-bwought u-unto him awso infants, that he w-wouwd touch +(=`ω´=) t-them: but when his discipwes saw it, they webuked them. + +18:16 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed t-them u-unto him, and said, Suffew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwdwen +to come u-unto me, and fowbid t-them nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of such is t-the kingdom of +God. + +18:17 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Whosoevew shaww nyot weceive t-the kingdom +of God as a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwd shaww in nyo wise entew thewein. + +18:18 And a c-cewtain wuwew asked him, s-saying, Good Mastew, what shaww I +(^-^*)/ d-do to i-inhewit etewnyaw wife? 18:19 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Why +cawwest t-thou m-me good? nyonye is g-good, s-save o-onye, that is, God. + +18:20 T-Thou k-knyowest t-the commandments, Do nyot commit a-aduwtewy, Do nyot +k-kiww, Do nyot steaw, Do nyot beaw f-fawse witnyess, Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and +thy m-mothew. + +1-18:21 And he said, Aww these have I kept fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +18:22 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd these things, he said u-unto him, Y-Yet wackest +t-thou onye thing: seww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou h-hast, and d-distwibute u-unto t-the poow, +and t-thou shawt have tweasuwe in heaven: and come, fowwow me. + +1-18:23 And when he heawd this, he w-was vewy sowwowfuw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was vewy +w-wich. + +18:24 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw that he w-was vewy sowwowfuw, he said, How +hawdwy shaww they that have w-wiches entew into t-the kingdom of G-God! +18:25 Fow it is easiew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-camew to go thwough a nyeedwe's eye, than +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wich man to entew into t-the kingdom of God. + +18:26 And they that heawd it said, Who t-then c-can be saved? 18:27 And +he said, The things which awe impossibwe with men awe p-possibwe with +God. + +18:28 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Wo, we have weft a-aww, and f-fowwowed thee. + +18:29 And he said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Thewe is nyo man +that hath weft h-house, ow pawents, ow bwethwen, ow wife, ow c-chiwdwen, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kingdom of God's sake, 18:30 Who shaww nyot weceive manyifowd +mowe in this pwesent time, and in t-the wowwd to come wife evewwasting. + +18:31 T-Then he took u-unto him t-the twewve, and said u-unto t-them, Behowd, we +go up to J-Jewusawem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe wwitten by t-the pwophets +c-concewnying t-the S-Son of man shaww be a-accompwished. + +(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 Fow he shaww be dewivewed u-unto t-the G-Gentiwes, and shaww be +mocked, and spitefuwwy e-entweated, and spitted on: (* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 And they shaww +scouwge him, and put him to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: and t-the thiwd day he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise +again. + +1-18:34 And they undewstood nyonye of these things: and this saying w-was +hid fwom t-them, nyeithew knyew they t-the things which wewe spoken. + +18:35 And it came to pass, that as he w-was come nyigh u-unto Jewicho, a +c-cewtain bwind man sat by t-the w-way side begging: 1-18:36 And heawing t-the +muwtitude pass by, he asked what it meant. + +18:37 And they towd him, that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth passeth by. + +18:38 And he cwied, s-saying, Jesus, t-thou son of D-David, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on +me. + +18:39 And they which went befowe webuked him, that he shouwd h-howd his +peace: but he cwied so m-much t-the m-mowe, T-Thou son of D-David, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on +me. + +18:40 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus stood, and commanded him to be b-bwought u-unto him: and +when he w-was come nyeaw, he asked him, 18:41 Saying, What wiwt t-thou that +I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee? And he said, W-Wowd, that I may weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. + +18:42 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Weceive thy sight: thy f-faith hath saved +thee. + +18:43 And immediatewy he weceived his s-sight, and f-fowwowed him, +gwowifying G-God: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, when they saw it, gave pwaise u-unto +God. + +19:1 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus entewed and passed thwough Jewicho. + +19:2 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man nyamed Zacchaeus, which w-was t-the chief +among t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ *hugs tightly* p-pubwicans, and he w-was w-wich. + +19:3 And he sought to s-see ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus who he w-was; and couwd nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +pwess, because he w-was ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe of s-statuwe. + +19:4 And he wan b-befowe, and c-cwimbed up into a sycomowe twee to s-see +him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was to pass that way. + +19:5 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came to t-the pwace, he wooked up, and saw him, and +said u-unto him, Zacchaeus, make haste, and come down; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to day I (* ^ ω ^) m-must +abide a-at thy house. + +1-19:6 And he m-made haste, and came down, and weceived him joyfuwwy. + +19:7 And when they saw it, they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww muwmuwed, s-saying, That he w-was gonye +to be g-guest with a man that is a sinnyew. + +19:8 And (O_O;) Z-Zacchaeus stood, and said u-unto t-the Wowd: Behowd, W-Wowd, t-the +hawf of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goods I g-give to t-the poow; and if I have taken any t-thing +fwom any man by f-fawse a-accusation, I westowe him fouwfowd. + +19:9 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, This day is sawvation come to this +h-house, fowsomuch as he awso is a son of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +19:10 Fow t-the S-Son of man is come to seek and to s-save that which w-was +w-wost. + +1-19:11 And as they heawd these things, he a-added and spake a pawabwe, +because he w-was nyigh to J-Jewusawem, and because they thought that t-the +kingdom of God shouwd immediatewy appeaw. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 He said thewefowe, A-A c-cewtain nyobweman went into a faw c-countwy to +weceive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf a k-kingdom, and to wetuwn. + +19:13 And he cawwed his t-ten sewvants, and dewivewed t-them t-ten pounds, +and said u-unto t-them, Occupy tiww I come. + +19:14 But his citizens hated him, and sent a message aftew him, +s-saying, We wiww nyot have this man to weign o-ovew us. + +19:15 And it came to pass, that when he w-was wetuwnyed, h-having weceived +t-the k-kingdom, t-then he commanded these (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to be cawwed u-unto him, +to whom he h-had given t-the monyey, that he m-might knyow how m-much {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +h-had gainyed by t-twading. + +19:16 T-Then came t-the fiwst, s-saying, W-Wowd, thy pound hath gainyed t-ten +pounds. + +19:17 And he said u-unto him, Weww, t-thou g-good sewvant: because t-thou hast +b-been faithfuw in a vewy wittwe, have t-thou a-authowity o-ovew t-ten cities. + +19:18 And t-the second came, s-saying, W-Wowd, thy pound hath gainyed five +pounds. + +19:19 And he said wikewise to him, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou awso o-ovew five cities. + +19:20 And anyothew came, s-saying, W-Wowd, b-behowd, hewe is thy pound, which +I have kept w-waid up in a nyapkin: 19:21 Fow I feawed thee, because t-thou +awt an a-austewe man: t-thou takest up that t-thou wayedst nyot down, and +weapest that t-thou didst nyot sow. + +1-19:22 And he saith u-unto him, Out of thinye own mouth wiww I j-judge thee, +t-thou wicked sewvant. T-Thou knyewest that I w-was an a-austewe ^.^ m-man, taking up +that I w-waid nyot down, and weaping that I did nyot sow: 19:23 Whewefowe +t-then gavest nyot t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my monyey into t-the bank, that a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my coming I m-might +have wequiwed minye own with usuwy? 19:24 And he said u-unto t-them that +s-stood by, Take fwom him t-the pound, and g-give it to him that hath t-ten +pounds. + +19:25 (-(And they said u-unto him, W-Wowd, he hath t-ten pounds.) 19:26 Fow I +say u-unto y-you, That u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye which hath shaww be given; and fwom +him that hath nyot, even that he hath shaww be taken away fwom h-him. + +19:27 But those minye >_> e-enyemies, which w-wouwd nyot that I shouwd weign o-ovew +t-them, bwing hithew, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them befowe me. + +19:28 And when he h-had thus spoken, he went b-befowe, ascending up to +Jewusawem. + +19:29 And it came to pass, when he w-was come nyigh to Bethphage and +Bethany, a-at t-the mount cawwed t-the mount of Owives, he sent two of his +discipwes, 1-19:30 Saying, Go ye into t-the viwwage o-ovew against you; in +t-the which a-at youw entewing ye shaww f-find a cowt t-tied, wheweon (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +nyevew man sat: woose him, and bwing him hithew. + +19:31 And if any man ask y-you, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye woose h-him? thus shaww ye say +u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the Wowd hath nyeed of h-him. + +19:32 And they that wewe sent went theiw way, and f-found even as he h-had +said u-unto them. + +19:33 And as they wewe (;;;*_*) w-woosing t-the cowt, t-the ownyews theweof said u-unto +t-them, Why woose ye t-the c-cowt? 19:34 And they said, The Wowd hath nyeed +of h-him. + +19:35 And they b-bwought him to Jesus: and they cast theiw gawments upon +t-the cowt, and they s-set ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus theweon. + +19:36 And as he went, they spwead theiw cwothes in t-the way. + +19:37 And when he w-was come nyigh, even nyow a-at t-the descent of t-the mount +of Owives, t-the w-whowe muwtitude of t-the discipwes began to wejoice and +pwaise God with a w-woud voice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty wowks that they h-had +seen; 19:38 Saying, Bwessed be t-the King that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the +Wowd: peace in heaven, and gwowy in t-the highest. + +19:39 And s-some of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees fwom among t-the muwtitude said u-unto +him, Mastew, webuke thy d-discipwes. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-19:40 And he answewed and said u-unto t-them, I teww you that, if these +shouwd h-howd theiw p-peace, t-the s-stonyes w-wouwd immediatewy (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +19:41 And when he w-was come nyeaw, he behewd t-the city, and wept o-ovew it, +19:42 Saying, If t-thou hadst (≧◡≦) k-knyown, even thou, a-at weast in this thy +day, t-the things which bewong u-unto thy peace! but nyow they awe hid fwom +thinye eyes. + +^w^ 1-19:43 Fow t-the days shaww come upon thee, that thinye enyemies shaww cast +a twench about thee, and compass thee wound, and keep thee in on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +side, 19:44 And shaww way thee even with t-the g-gwound, and thy chiwdwen +within thee; and they shaww nyot weave in thee onye stonye upon anyothew; +because t-thou knyewest nyot t-the time of thy visitation. + +19:45 And he went into t-the t-tempwe, and began to cast out t-them that +sowd thewein, and t-them that bought; 19:46 S-Saying u-unto t-them, I-It is +wwitten, My house is t-the house of p-pwayew: but ye have m-made it a den of +thieves. + +19:47 And he taught daiwy in t-the tempwe. But t-the chief pwiests and t-the +scwibes and t-the chief of t-the peopwe sought to d-destwoy him, 19:48 And +couwd nyot f-find what they m-might do: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe vewy +a-attentive to h-heaw h-him. + +20:1 And it came to pass, that on onye of those days, as he taught t-the +peopwe in t-the t-tempwe, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew, t-the chief pwiests and +t-the scwibes came upon him with t-the ewdews, ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And spake u-unto him, +s-saying, Teww u-us, by what a-authowity doest t-thou these (o^▽^o) t-things? ow who is +he that gave thee this a-authowity? 20:3 And he answewed and said u-unto +t-them, I wiww awso ask you onye thing; and answew me: 20:4 The baptism +of John, w-was it fwom heaven, ow of men? 20:5 And they weasonyed with +themsewves, s-saying, If we shaww say, Fwom heaven; he wiww say, Why +t-then bewieved ye him nyot? 20:6 But and if we say, O-Of men; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe wiww stonye us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be pewsuaded that (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was a pwophet. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And they answewed, that they couwd nyot teww whence it was. + +20:8 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, N-Nyeithew teww I you by what a-authowity I +(^-^*)/ d-do these things. + +20:9 T-Then began he to speak to t-the peopwe this p-pawabwe; A-A c-cewtain man +pwanted a v-vinyeyawd, and wet it fowth to husbandmen, and went into a +faw c-countwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wong ^w^ t-time. + +20:10 And a-at t-the season he sent a sewvant to t-the husbandmen, that they +shouwd g-give him of t-the fwuit of t-the v-vinyeyawd: but t-the h-husbandmen beat +him, and sent him away empty. + +2-20:11 And again he sent anyothew sewvant: and they beat him awso, and +e-entweated him shamefuwwy, and sent him away empty. + +2-20:12 And again he sent a thiwd: and they w-wounded him awso, and cast +him ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +2-20:13 T-Then said t-the wowd of t-the v-vinyeyawd, What shaww I do? I wiww send +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved son: it may be they wiww wevewence him when they s-see h-him. + +2-20:14 But when t-the h-husbandmen saw him, they weasonyed among themsewves, +s-saying, This is t-the heiw: come, wet us kiww him, that t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +may be ouws. + +2-20:15 S-So they cast him out of t-the v-vinyeyawd, and kiwwed h-him. What +thewefowe shaww t-the wowd of t-the vinyeyawd (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto them? 20:16 He shaww +come and d-destwoy these husbandmen, and shaww g-give t-the vinyeyawd to +othews. And when they heawd it, they said, God fowbid. + +2-20:17 And he behewd t-them, and said, What is this t-then that is wwitten, +The stonye which t-the buiwdews w-wejected, t-the same is become t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of +t-the c-cownyew? 20:18 Whosoevew shaww faww upon that stonye shaww be +b-bwoken; but on w-whomsoevew it shaww faww, it wiww gwind him to powdew. + +2-20:19 And t-the chief pwiests and t-the scwibes t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw sought to +way h-hands on h-him; and they feawed t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they pewceived that +he h-had spoken this pawabwe against them. + +20:20 And they watched him, and sent fowth spies, which shouwd feign +themsewves just men, that they m-might o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of his wowds, that so +they m-might d-dewivew him u-unto t-the p-powew and a-authowity of t-the govewnyow. + +20:21 And they asked him, s-saying, Mastew, we knyow that t-thou sayest and +teachest w-wightwy, nyeithew a-acceptest t-thou t-the pewson of any, but +teachest t-the w-way of God twuwy: 2-20:22 Is it wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to g-give +(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute u-unto Caesaw, ow nyo? 20:23 But he pewceived theiw cwaftinyess, +and said u-unto t-them, Why t-tempt ye m-me? 20:24 Shew m-me a penny. Whose +i-image and supewscwiption hath it? They answewed and said, Caesaw's. + +20:25 And he said u-unto t-them, Wendew thewefowe u-unto Caesaw t-the things +which be C-Caesaw's, and u-unto God t-the things which be God's. + +20:26 And they couwd nyot o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of his w-wowds befowe t-the peopwe: and +they mawvewwed a-at his a-answew, and hewd theiw p-peace. + +2-20:27 T-Then came to him c-cewtain of t-the Sadducees, which deny that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +is any w-wesuwwection; and they asked him, 20:28 Saying, Mastew, Moses +wwote u-unto u-us, If any man's b-bwothew die, h-having a wife, and he die +without c-chiwdwen, that his b-bwothew shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take his wife, and w-waise up +seed u-unto his bwothew. + +20:29 Thewe wewe thewefowe seven b-bwethwen: and t-the fiwst took a wife, +and died without chiwdwen. + +20:30 And t-the second took hew to wife, and he died (=^‥^=) c-chiwdwess. + +2-20:31 And t-the thiwd took hew; and in w-wike m-mannyew t-the seven awso: and +they weft nyo c-chiwdwen, and died. + +20:32 Wast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the woman died awso. + +20:33 Thewefowe in t-the wesuwwection whose wife of t-them is she? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +seven h-had hew to wife. + +2-20:34 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, The chiwdwen of this wowwd +mawwy, and awe given in mawwiage: 20:35 But they which shaww be +a-accounted wowthy to obtain that wowwd, and t-the wesuwwection fwom t-the +dead, nyeithew mawwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awe given in mawwiage: 20:36 N-Nyeithew c-can they +die any mowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe (*´▽`*) e-equaw u-unto t-the a-angews; and awe t-the chiwdwen +of G-God, being t-the chiwdwen of t-the wesuwwection. + +20:37 Nyow that t-the dead awe waised, even Moses shewed a-at t-the (o_O) b-bush, +when he cawweth t-the Wowd t-the God of A-Abwaham, and t-the God of Isaac, and +t-the God of Jacob. + +20:38 Fow he is nyot a God of t-the dead, but of t-the wiving: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wive +u-unto h-him. + +20:39 T-Then c-cewtain of t-the scwibes answewing said, Mastew, t-thou hast +w-weww said. + +(*^.^*) 2-20:40 And aftew that they duwst nyot ask him any question a-at aww. + +20:41 And he said u-unto t-them, How say they that Chwist is David's son? +20:42 And David himsewf saith in t-the book of Psawms, The WOWD said +u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, Sit t-thou on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, 20:43 Tiww I make thinye +enyemies thy footstoow. + +20:44 David thewefowe cawweth him W-Wowd, how is he t-then his son? 20:45 +T-Then in t-the audience of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe he said u-unto his discipwes, +20:46 Bewawe of t-the s-scwibes, which d-desiwe to wawk in wong ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, and +wove gweetings in t-the mawkets, and t-the highest s-seats in t-the +synyagogues, and t-the chief wooms a-at feasts; 2-20:47 W-Which devouw o(≧▽≦)o w-widows' +houses, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-shew make wong pwayews: t-the same shaww weceive +gweatew damnyation. + +21:1 And he wooked up, and saw t-the wich men c-casting theiw gifts into +t-the tweasuwy. + +21:2 And he saw awso a c-cewtain poow widow c-casting in thithew two +(✧ω✧) m-mites. + +21:3 And he said, O-Of a twuth I say u-unto y-you, that this poow widow hath +cast in mowe than they aww: 21:4 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these have of theiw a-abundance +cast in u-unto t-the offewings of G-God: but she of hew ＼(≧▽≦)／ *looks away* p-penyuwy hath cast in +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wiving that she had. + +21:5 And as s-some spake of t-the t-tempwe, how it w-was adownyed with goodwy +s-stonyes and gifts, he said, 2-21:6 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these things which ye b-behowd, +t-the days wiww come, in t-the which (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be weft onye stonye +upon anyothew, that shaww nyot be thwown down. + +21:7 And they asked him, s-saying, Mastew, but when shaww these things +be? and what (*´▽`*) s-sign wiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be when these things shaww come to (o^ ^o)/ p-pass? +21:8 And he said, Take heed that ye be nyot deceived: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many shaww +come in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, s-saying, I am Chwist; and t-the time dwaweth nyeaw: go ye +nyot thewefowe aftew them. + +21:9 But when ye shaww h-heaw of waws and commotions, be nyot tewwified: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these things (* ^ ω ^) m-must fiwst come to pass; but t-the end is nyot by and +by. + +21:10 T-Then said he u-unto t-them, Nyation shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise against nyation, and +kingdom against (--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: 21:11 And gweat ( ~*-*)~ e-eawthquakes shaww be in +divews pwaces, and f-faminyes, and p-pestiwences; and feawfuw sights and +gweat signs shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be fwom heaven. + +21:12 But befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these, they shaww way theiw h-hands on y-you, and +pewsecute y-you, dewivewing you up to t-the synyagogues, and into pwisons, +being b-bwought befowe kings and wuwews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake. + +2-21:13 And it shaww tuwn to you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a testimony. + +21:14 S-Settwe it thewefowe in youw heawts, nyot to meditate befowe what +ye shaww answew: 2-21:15 Fow I wiww g-give you a mouth and wisdom, which +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw advewsawies shaww nyot be abwe to gainsay (=`ω´=) n-nyow wesist. + +21:16 And ye shaww be betwayed both by pawents, and bwethwen, and +kinsfowks, and fwiends; and s-some of you shaww they c-cause to be put to +death. + +21:17 And ye shaww be hated of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake. + +2-21:18 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot an haiw of youw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head pewish. + +2-21:19 In youw p-patience possess ye youw souws. + +21:20 And when ye shaww s-see Jewusawem compassed with awmies, t-then knyow +that t-the desowation theweof is nyigh. + +21:21 T-Then wet t-them which awe in Judaea fwee to t-the mountains; and wet +t-them which awe in t-the m-midst of it depawt out; and wet nyot t-them that +awe in t-the countwies entew theweinto. + +2-21:22 Fow these be t-the days of vengeance, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which awe +wwitten may be f-fuwfiwwed. + +21:23 But (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto t-them that awe with chiwd, and to t-them that g-give +suck, in those d-days! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be gweat d-distwess in t-the wand, +and wwath upon this peopwe. + +21:24 And they shaww faww by t-the edge of t-the swowd, and shaww be w-wed +away captive into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations: and Jewusawem shaww be twodden down of +t-the G-Gentiwes, untiw t-the times of t-the G-Gentiwes be f-fuwfiwwed. + +21:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be signs in t-the sun, and in t-the moon, and in t-the +~(>_<~) *sweats* s-staws; and upon t-the eawth d-distwess of n-nyations, with p-pewpwexity; t-the +sea and t-the waves woawing; 21:26 Men's (x_x)V h-heawts f-faiwing t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow feaw, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wooking aftew those things which awe coming on t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the powews of heaven shaww be shaken. + +21:27 And t-then shaww they s-see t-the S-Son of man coming in a cwoud with +p-powew and gweat gwowy. + +21:28 And when these things b-begin to come to pass, t-then wook up, and +wift up youw heads; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ~(>_<~) w-wedemption dwaweth nyigh. + +21:29 And he spake to t-them a p-pawabwe; (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the fig twee, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +twees; 2-21:30 When they nyow shoot fowth, ye s-see and knyow of youw own +s-sewves that summew is nyow nyigh a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +21:31 S-So wikewise ye, when ye s-see these things come to pass, knyow ye +that t-the kingdom of God is nyigh a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +21:32 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, This genyewation shaww nyot pass away, tiww +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be f-fuwfiwwed. + +21:33 Heaven and eawth shaww pass (☆ω☆) a-away: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds shaww nyot pass +away. + +21:34 And o(>ω<)o t-take heed to youwsewves, west a-at any time youw (x_x)V h-heawts be +ovewchawged with suwfeiting, and dwunkennyess, and cawes of this w-wife, +and so that day come upon you (o-_-o) u-unyawawes. + +21:35 Fow as a snyawe shaww it come on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that dweww on t-the f-face +of t-the w-whowe eawth. + +21:36 Watch ye thewefowe, and p-pway awways, that ye may be a-accounted +wowthy to escape (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things that shaww come to pass, and to +stand befowe t-the S-Son of m-man. + +21:37 And in t-the day time he w-was teaching in t-the tempwe; and a-at nyight +he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and abode in t-the mount that is cawwed t-the mount of +Owives. + +2-21:38 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came eawwy in t-the mownying to him in t-the +t-tempwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to h-heaw h-him. + +22:1 Nyow t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead dwew nyigh, which is cawwed t-the +Passovew. + +2-22:2 And t-the chief pwiests and scwibes sought how they m-might kiww h-him; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they feawed t-the peopwe. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 T-Then entewed Satan into (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas s-suwnyamed Iscawiot, being of t-the +(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the twewve. + +22:4 And he went his way, and communyed with t-the chief pwiests and +captains, how he m-might betway him u-unto them. + +2-22:5 And they wewe g-gwad, and covenyanted to g-give him monyey. + +22:6 And he pwomised, and sought oppowtunyity to betway him u-unto t-them +in t-the a-absence of t-the (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. + +22:7 T-Then came t-the day of unweavenyed bwead, when t-the passovew (* ^ ω ^) m-must be +k-kiwwed. + +22:8 And he sent (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and John, s-saying, Go and p-pwepawe us t-the +p-passovew, that we may eat. + +22:9 And they said u-unto him, Whewe wiwt t-thou that we pwepawe? 22:10 +And he said u-unto t-them, Behowd, when ye awe entewed into t-the city, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww a man meet y-you, beawing a p-pitchew of watew; fowwow him +into t-the house whewe he enteweth in. + +22:11 And ye shaww say u-unto t-the goodman of t-the h-house, The M-Mastew saith +u-unto thee, Whewe is t-the g-guestchambew, whewe I shaww e-eat t-the passovew +with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwes? 22:12 And he shaww s-shew you a wawge (--_--) u-uppew woom +(・_・ヾ f-fuwnyished: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe make weady. + +22:13 And they went, and f-found as he h-had said u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and they m-made +weady t-the passovew. + +22:14 And when t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was come, he sat down, and t-the twewve apostwes +with h-him. + +22:15 And he said u-unto t-them, With d-desiwe I have desiwed to e-eat this +passovew with you befowe I s-suffew: 22:16 Fow I say u-unto y-you, I wiww +nyot any mowe e-eat t-theweof, untiw it be fuwfiwwed in t-the kingdom of God. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 And he took t-the cup, and gave thanks, and said, Take this, and +divide it among youwsewves: 22:18 Fow I say u-unto y-you, I wiww nyot dwink +of t-the fwuit of t-the vinye, untiw t-the kingdom of God shaww come. + +22:19 And he took bwead, and gave thanks, and bwake it, and gave u-unto +t-them, s-saying, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body which is given (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: this (^-^*)/ d-do in +w-wemembwance of me. + +22:20 Wikewise awso t-the cup aftew suppew, s-saying, This cup is t-the nyew +testament in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwood, which is shed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +22:21 B-But, b-behowd, t-the hand of him that (=^‥^=) b-betwayeth m-me is with m-me on t-the +tabwe. + +2-22:22 And t-twuwy t-the S-Son of man goeth, as it w-was detewminyed: but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe +u-unto that man by whom he is b-betwayed! 22:23 And they began to enquiwe +among themsewves, which of t-them it w-was that shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this thing. + +22:24 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was awso a stwife among t-them, which of t-them shouwd be +a-accounted t-the g-gweatest. + +22:25 And he said u-unto t-them, The kings of t-the G-Gentiwes exewcise +wowdship o-ovew t-them; and they that exewcise a-authowity upon t-them awe +cawwed benyefactows. + +22:26 But ye shaww nyot be so: but he that is gweatest among y-you, wet +him be as t-the y-youngew; and he that is chief, as he that doth sewve. + +22:27 Fow whethew is gweatew, he that sitteth a-at m-meat, ow he that +sewveth? is nyot he that sitteth a-at meat? but I am among you as he +that sewveth. + +22:28 Ye awe they which have continyued with m-me in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my temptations. + +22:29 And I appoint u-unto you a k-kingdom, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew hath appointed +u-unto m-me; 22:30 That ye may e-eat and dwink a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-kingdom, +and sit on t-thwonyes j-judging t-the twewve twibes of Iswaew. + +22:31 And t-the Wowd said, Simon, Simon, b-behowd, Satan hath desiwed to +have y-you, that he may sift you as wheat: 22:32 But I have pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee, that thy f-faith faiw nyot: and when t-thou awt convewted, stwengthen +thy bwethwen. + +22:33 And he said u-unto him, W-Wowd, I am weady to go with thee, both +into pwison, and to death. + +22:34 And he said, I teww thee, Petew, t-the cock shaww nyot c-cwow this +day, befowe that t-thou shawt ^w^ t-thwice deny that t-thou k-knyowest me. + +22:35 And he said u-unto t-them, When I sent you without puwse, and scwip, +and (￣ω￣) s-shoes, w-wacked ye any thing? And they said, Nyothing. + +22:36 T-Then said he u-unto t-them, But n-nyow, he that hath a puwse, wet him +o(>ω<)o t-take it, and wikewise his scwip: and he that hath nyo swowd, wet him +seww his gawment, and buy onye. + +22:37 Fow I say u-unto y-you, that this that is wwitten (* ^ ω ^) m-must (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet be +(♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished in me, And he w-was w-weckonyed among t-the twansgwessows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the things c-concewnying m-me have an end. + +22:38 And they said, W-Wowd, b-behowd, hewe awe two swowds. And he said +u-unto t-them, I-It is enyough. + +22:39 And he came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and went, as he w-was w-wont, to t-the mount of +Owives; and his discipwes awso f-fowwowed h-him. + +22:40 And when he w-was a-at t-the pwace, he said u-unto t-them, Pway that ye +entew nyot into t-temptation. + +(o^▽^o) 2-22:41 And he w-was withdwawn fwom t-them about a stonye's cast, and k-knyeewed +down, and pwayed, 22:42 Saying, Fathew, if t-thou be w-wiwwing, w-wemove +this cup fwom me: nyevewthewess nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wiww, but thinye, be donye. + +2-22:43 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed an angew u-unto him fwom heaven, stwengthenying +h-him. + +2-22:44 And being in an agony he pwayed mowe eawnyestwy: and his s-sweat +w-was as it wewe gweat dwops of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fawwing down to t-the gwound. + +22:45 And when he w-wose up fwom pwayew, and w-was come to his discipwes, +he f-found t-them s-sweeping (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sowwow, 22:46 And said u-unto t-them, Why (o´∀`o) s-sweep +ye? (☆ω☆) w-wise and (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, west ye entew into t-temptation. + +22:47 And whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, (x_x)V b-behowd a muwtitude, and he that w-was +cawwed Judas, onye of t-the twewve, went befowe t-them, and dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to (O.O) k-kiss h-him. + +22:48 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Judas, betwayest t-thou t-the S-Son of man +with a >_> k-kiss? 2-22:49 When they which wewe about him saw what w-wouwd +fowwow, they said u-unto him, W-Wowd, shaww we smite with t-the swowd? +22:50 And onye of t-them smote t-the sewvant of t-the high pwiest, and cut +off his wight (・_・ヾ e-eaw. + +22:51 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, Suffew ye thus faw. And he touched +his eaw, and heawed h-him. + +2-22:52 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-the chief p-pwiests, and captains of t-the +t-tempwe, and t-the ewdews, which wewe come to him, (☆▽☆) B-Be ye come (* ^ ω ^) o-out, as +against a thief, with swowds and s-staves? 22:53 When I w-was daiwy with +you in t-the t-tempwe, ye stwetched fowth nyo h-hands against me: but this is +youw h-houw, and t-the p-powew of dawknyess. + +22:54 T-Then took they him, and w-wed him, and b-bwought him into t-the high +pwiest's house. And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew f-fowwowed afaw off. + +22:55 And when they h-had kindwed a fiwe in t-the m-midst of t-the h-haww, and +wewe s-set down togethew, (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew sat down among them. + +>w< 2-22:56 But a c-cewtain m-maid behewd him as he sat by t-the f-fiwe, and +eawnyestwy wooked upon him, and said, This man w-was awso with h-him. + +22:57 And he denyied him, s-saying, Woman, I knyow him n-nyot. + +22:58 And aftew a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe anyothew saw him, and said, T-Thou awt +awso of them. And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Man, I am n-nyot. + +22:59 And about t-the space of onye (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw aftew anyothew confidentwy +affiwmed, s-saying, O-Of a twuth this f-fewwow awso w-was with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is +a Gawiwaean. + +22:60 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Man, I knyow nyot what t-thou sayest. And +immediatewy, whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, t-the cock cwew. + +22:61 And t-the Wowd tuwnyed, and wooked upon Petew. And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew wemembewed +t-the wowd of t-the W-Wowd, how he h-had said u-unto him, Befowe t-the cock c-cwow, +t-thou shawt deny m-me thwice. + +22:62 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and wept bittewwy. + +22:63 And t-the men that hewd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus mocked him, and smote h-him. + +22:64 And when they h-had >w< b-bwindfowded him, they stwuck him on t-the face, +and asked him, s-saying, Pwophesy, who is it that smote thee? 2-22:65 And +many othew things bwasphemouswy spake they against h-him. + +22:66 And as soon as it w-was day, t-the ewdews of t-the peopwe and t-the +chief pwiests and t-the scwibes came togethew, and w-wed him into theiw +counciw, s-saying, 2-22:67 Awt t-thou t-the Chwist? teww us. And he said u-unto +t-them, If I teww y-you, ye wiww nyot bewieve: 22:68 And if I awso ask y-you, +ye wiww nyot answew me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wet m-me go. + +22:69 Heweaftew shaww t-the S-Son of man sit on t-the wight hand of t-the +p-powew of God. + +22:70 T-Then said they a-aww, Awt t-thou t-then t-the S-Son of God? And he said +u-unto t-them, Ye say that I am. + +22:71 And they said, What nyeed we any f-fuwthew witnyess? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we +ouwsewves have heawd of his own mouth. + +23:1 And t-the w-whowe muwtitude of t-them a-awose, and w-wed him u-unto Piwate. + +23:2 And they began to a-accuse him, s-saying, We f-found this f-fewwow +pewvewting t-the nyation, and f-fowbidding to g-give (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute to Caesaw, +saying that he himsewf is Chwist a King. + +23:3 And Piwate asked him, s-saying, Awt t-thou t-the King of t-the Jews? And +he answewed him and said, T-Thou sayest it. + +23:4 T-Then said Piwate to t-the chief pwiests and to t-the p-peopwe, I f-find +nyo fauwt in this m-man. + +23:5 And they wewe t-the mowe f-fiewce, s-saying, He s-stiwweth up t-the p-peopwe, +teaching (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jewwy, beginnying fwom G-Gawiwee to this pwace. + +23:6 When Piwate heawd of G-Gawiwee, he asked whethew t-the man wewe a +Gawiwaean. + +2-23:7 And as soon as he knyew that he bewonged u-unto Hewod's +juwisdiction, he sent him to Hewod, who himsewf awso w-was a-at Jewusawem +a-at that ^w^ t-time. + +2-23:8 And when Hewod saw Jesus, he w-was exceeding gwad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was +desiwous to s-see him of a wong season, because he h-had heawd many things +of h-him; and he hoped to have s-seen s-some miwacwe donye by h-him. + +23:9 T-Then he questionyed with him in many (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; but he answewed him +nyothing. + +23:10 And t-the chief pwiests and scwibes s-stood and vehementwy a-accused +h-him. + +23:11 And Hewod with his men of waw s-set him a-at nyought, and mocked him, +and awwayed him in a gowgeous w-wobe, and sent him again to Piwate. + +23:12 And t-the same day Piwate and Hewod wewe m-made fwiends togethew: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow befowe they wewe a-at enmity b-between themsewves. + +2-23:13 And Piwate, when he h-had cawwed togethew t-the chief pwiests and +t-the wuwews and t-the p-peopwe, 23:14 Said u-unto t-them, Ye have b-bwought this +man u-unto me, as onye that p-pewvewteth t-the peopwe: and, b-behowd, I, h-having +examinyed him befowe y-you, have f-found nyo fauwt in this man touching +those things wheweof ye a-accuse him: 23:15 Nyo, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet H-Hewod: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +sent you to h-him; and, wo, nyothing wowthy of death is donye u-unto h-him. + +23:16 I wiww thewefowe chastise him, and wewease h-him. + +23:17 (Fow of nyecessity he (* ^ ω ^) m-must wewease onye u-unto t-them a-at t-the feast.) +23:18 And they cwied out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-at once, s-saying, A-Away with this ^.^ m-man, and +wewease u-unto us Bawabbas: 23:19 (Who (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-cewtain sedition m-made in +t-the city, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow muwdew, w-was cast into pwison.) 23:20 Piwate +thewefowe, wiwwing to wewease Jesus, spake again to them. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 But they cwied, s-saying, Cwucify him, cwucify h-him. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 And he said u-unto t-them t-the thiwd time, Why, what eviw hath he +donye? I have f-found nyo c-cause of death in him: I wiww thewefowe chastise +him, and wet him go. + +23:23 And they wewe instant with w-woud voices, wequiwing that he m-might +be cwucified. And t-the v-voices of t-them and of t-the chief pwiests +p-pwevaiwed. + +23:24 And Piwate gave sentence that it shouwd be as they wequiwed. + +23:25 And he w-weweased u-unto t-them him that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sedition and muwdew w-was +cast into pwison, whom they h-had desiwed; but he dewivewed ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to +theiw wiww. + +23:26 And as they w-wed him away, they w-waid h-howd upon onye Simon, a +Cywenyian, coming out of t-the countwy, and on him they w-waid t-the cwoss, +that he m-might beaw it aftew Jesus. + +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed him a gweat company of p-peopwe, and of (*°▽°*) w-women, +which awso bewaiwed and wamented h-him. + +23:28 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus tuwnying u-unto t-them said, Daughtews of J-Jewusawem, weep +nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, but weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw chiwdwen. + +23:29 Fow, b-behowd, t-the days awe coming, in t-the which they shaww say, +Bwessed awe t-the bawwen, and t-the wombs that nyevew bawe, and t-the p-paps +which nyevew gave suck. + +o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 T-Then shaww they b-begin to say to t-the mountains, (*≧ω≦*) *cuddles you* F-Faww on us; and +to t-the h-hiwws, Covew us. + +23:31 Fow if they (^-^*)/ d-do these things in a gween twee, what shaww be donye +in t-the d-dwy? 23:32 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe awso two othew, mawefactows, w-wed +with him to be put to death. + +2-23:33 And when they wewe come to t-the pwace, which is cawwed Cawvawy, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they c-cwucified him, and t-the mawefactows, onye on t-the wight hand, +and t-the othew on t-the weft. + +2-23:34 T-Then said Jesus, Fathew, fowgive t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they knyow nyot what +they do. And they pawted his waiment, and cast wots. + +2-23:35 And t-the peopwe s-stood behowding. And t-the wuwews awso with t-them +dewided him, s-saying, He saved othews; wet him s-save himsewf, if he be +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the chosen of God. + +23:36 And t-the sowdiews awso mocked him, coming to him, and offewing +him vinyegaw, 23:37 And s-saying, If t-thou be t-the king of t-the Jews, s-save +thysewf. + +23:38 And a supewscwiption awso w-was wwitten o-ovew him in wettews of +Gweek, and Watin, and Hebwew, THIS IS THE KING OF THE J-JEWS. + +2-23:39 And onye of t-the mawefactows which wewe hanged waiwed on him, +s-saying, If t-thou be (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, s-save t-thysewf and us. + +2-23:40 But t-the othew answewing webuked him, s-saying, Dost nyot t-thou f-feaw +G-God, seeing t-thou awt in t-the same condemnyation? 23:41 And we indeed +justwy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we weceive t-the d-due wewawd of ouw deeds: but this man hath +donye nyothing amiss. + +23:42 And he said u-unto Jesus, W-Wowd, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew m-me when t-thou comest into +thy (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +23:43 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Vewiwy I say u-unto thee, To day shawt +t-thou be with m-me in pawadise. + +23:44 And it w-was about t-the sixth h-houw, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a dawknyess o-ovew +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth untiw t-the nyinth h-houw. + +23:45 And t-the sun w-was dawkenyed, and t-the veiw of t-the tempwe w-was went in +t-the midst. + +23:46 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had cwied with a w-woud voice, he said, Fathew, +into thy h-hands I commend o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit: and h-having said t-thus, he gave up +t-the g-ghost. + +23:47 Nyow when t-the centuwion saw what w-was donye, he gwowified G-God, +s-saying, Cewtainwy this w-was a wighteous m-man. + +2-23:48 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that came togethew to that s-sight, behowding +t-the things which wewe donye, smote theiw bweasts, and wetuwnyed. + +23:49 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his acquaintance, and t-the w-women that f-fowwowed him fwom +G-Gawiwee, s-stood afaw off, behowding these things. + +23:50 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man nyamed Joseph, a (o^ ^o) *shuffles closer* c-counsewwow; and he +w-was a g-good ^.^ m-man, and a just: 2-23:51 (The same h-had nyot c-consented to t-the +counsew and deed of them;) he w-was of Awimathaea, a city of t-the Jews: +who awso himsewf waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kingdom of God. + +23:52 This man went u-unto Piwate, and begged t-the body of Jesus. + +23:53 And he took it down, and wwapped it in winyen, and w-waid it in a +sepuwchwe that w-was hewn in stonye, whewein nyevew man befowe w-was w-waid. + +2-23:54 And that day w-was t-the p-pwepawation, and t-the sabbath dwew o-on. + +23:55 And t-the w-women awso, which came with him fwom G-Gawiwee, f-fowwowed +aftew, and behewd t-the sepuwchwe, and how his body w-was w-waid. + +23:56 And they wetuwnyed, and pwepawed spices and ointments; and wested +t-the sabbath day a-accowding to t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +2-24:1 Nyow upon t-the fiwst day of t-the uWu w-week, vewy eawwy in t-the m-mownying, +they came u-unto t-the sepuwchwe, bwinging t-the spices which they h-had +pwepawed, and c-cewtain othews with them. + +24:2 And they f-found t-the stonye wowwed away fwom t-the s-sepuwchwe. + +24:3 And they entewed in, and f-found nyot t-the body of t-the Wowd Jesus. + +2-24:4 And it came to pass, as they wewe m-much pewpwexed theweabout, +b-behowd, two men s-stood by t-them in shinying gawments: 24:5 And as they +wewe afwaid, and b-bowed down theiw faces to t-the eawth, they said u-unto +t-them, Why seek ye t-the wiving among t-the dead? 24:6 He is nyot hewe, but +is wisen: (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew how he spake u-unto you when he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in G-Gawiwee, +24:7 Saying, The S-Son of man (* ^ ω ^) m-must be dewivewed into t-the h-hands of s-sinfuw +men, and be cwucified, and t-the thiwd day (☆ω☆) w-wise again. + +(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And they wemembewed his wowds, 24:9 And wetuwnyed fwom t-the +sepuwchwe, and towd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things u-unto t-the eweven, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +w-west. + +24:10 I-It w-was (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye and Joannya, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of James, +and othew w-women that wewe with t-them, which towd these things u-unto t-the +apostwes. + +24:11 And theiw w-wowds seemed to t-them as idwe tawes, and they bewieved +t-them n-nyot. + +24:12 T-Then awose Petew, and wan u-unto t-the sepuwchwe; and stooping down, +he behewd t-the winyen cwothes w-waid by themsewves, and depawted, +( =ω=)..nyaa *teleports behind you* w-wondewing in himsewf a-at that which w-was come to pass. + +(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 And, b-behowd, two of t-them went that same day to a viwwage cawwed +Emmaus, which w-was fwom Jewusawem about (o_O)! t-thweescowe fuwwongs. + +24:14 And they t-tawked togethew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things which h-had h-happenyed. + +24:15 And it came to pass, that, whiwe they communyed togethew and +weasonyed, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus himsewf dwew nyeaw, and went with them. + +24:16 But theiw eyes wewe howden that they shouwd nyot knyow h-him. + +24:17 And he said u-unto t-them, What m-mannyew of communyications awe these +that ye have onye to anyothew, as ye wawk, and awe s-sad? 24:18 And t-the +onye of t-them, whose nyame w-was Cweopas, answewing said u-unto him, Awt t-thou +onwy a stwangew in J-Jewusawem, and hast nyot knyown t-the things which awe +come to pass (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in these days? 24:19 And he said u-unto t-them, What +(o^▽^o) t-things? And they said u-unto him, Concewnying ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth, which +w-was a pwophet mighty in deed and wowd befowe God and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe: +24:20 And how t-the chief pwiests and ouw wuwews dewivewed him to be +condemnyed to d-death, and have c-cwucified h-him. + +24:21 But we twusted that it h-had b-been he which shouwd have wedeemed +Iswaew: and beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, to day is t-the thiwd day since these +things wewe donye. + +2-24:22 Yea, and c-cewtain w-women awso of ouw company m-made us astonyished, +which wewe eawwy a-at t-the sepuwchwe; 24:23 And when they f-found nyot his +b-body, they came, s-saying, that they h-had awso s-seen a vision of a-angews, +which said that he w-was awive. + +24:24 And c-cewtain of t-them which wewe with us went to t-the sepuwchwe, +and f-found it even so as t-the w-women h-had said: but him they saw n-nyot. + +24:25 T-Then he said u-unto t-them, O-O f-foows, and swow of heawt to bewieve +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the pwophets have spoken: 24:26 O-Ought nyot Chwist to have +suffewed these things, and to entew into his gwowy? 2-24:27 And +beginnying a-at Moses and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets, he expounded u-unto t-them in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the scwiptuwes t-the things c-concewnying himsewf. + +(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 And they dwew nyigh u-unto t-the viwwage, whithew they went: and he +m-made as t-though he w-wouwd have gonye fuwthew. + +24:29 But they constwainyed him, s-saying, Abide with us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is +towawd evenying, and t-the day is faw s-spent. And he went in to tawwy with +them. + +24:30 And it came to pass, as he sat a-at meat with t-them, he took bwead, +and bwessed it, and bwake, and gave to them. + +24:31 And theiw eyes wewe openyed, and they knyew h-him; and he vanyished +out of theiw sight. + +2-24:32 And they said onye to anyothew, Did nyot ouw heawt buwn within u-us, +whiwe he t-tawked with us by t-the way, and whiwe he openyed to us t-the +scwiptuwes? 24:33 And they w-wose up t-the same h-houw, and wetuwnyed to +J-Jewusawem, and f-found t-the eweven gathewed togethew, and t-them that wewe +with t-them, 24:34 Saying, The Wowd is wisen indeed, and hath appeawed +to S-Simon. + +24:35 And they towd what things wewe donye in t-the way, and how he w-was +knyown of t-them in bweaking of bwead. + +24:36 And as they thus spake, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus himsewf s-stood in t-the m-midst of +t-them, and saith u-unto t-them, Peace be u-unto you. + +24:37 But they wewe tewwified and affwighted, and supposed that they +h-had s-seen a spiwit. + +24:38 And he said u-unto t-them, Why awe ye twoubwed? and why (^-^*)/ d-do thoughts +a-awise in youw heawts? 24:39 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, that it is I +mysewf: handwe me, and see; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a spiwit hath nyot fwesh and bonyes, as +ye s-see m-me have. + +24:40 And when he h-had thus spoken, he shewed t-them his h-hands and his +feet. + +24:41 And whiwe they (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet bewieved nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy, and wondewed, he said +u-unto t-them, H-Have ye hewe any meat? 24:42 And they gave him a piece of +a bwoiwed fish, and of an h-honyeycomb. + +24:43 And he took it, and did e-eat befowe them. + +2-24:44 And he said u-unto t-them, These awe t-the w-wowds which I spake u-unto +y-you, whiwe I w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet with y-you, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things (* ^ ω ^) m-must be fuwfiwwed, +which wewe wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, and in t-the pwophets, and in +t-the psawms, c-concewnying me. + +24:45 T-Then openyed he theiw u-undewstanding, that they m-might undewstand +t-the scwiptuwes, 2-24:46 And said u-unto t-them, T-Thus it is wwitten, and thus +it behoved Chwist to suffew, and to (☆ω☆) w-wise fwom t-the dead t-the thiwd day: +24:47 And that wepentance and wemission of s-sins shouwd be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached in +his nyame among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, beginnying a-at Jewusawem. + +24:48 And ye awe witnyesses of these things. + +2-24:49 And, b-behowd, I send t-the pwomise of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew upon you: but tawwy +ye in t-the city of J-Jewusawem, untiw ye be endued with p-powew fwom on +high. + +24:50 And he w-wed t-them out as faw as to Bethany, and he w-wifted up his +hands, and bwessed them. + +24:51 And it came to pass, whiwe he bwessed t-them, he w-was pawted fwom +t-them, and cawwied up into heaven. + +2-24:52 And they w-wowshipped him, and wetuwnyed to Jewusawem with gweat +joy: 2-24:53 And wewe continyuawwy in t-the t-tempwe, pwaising and bwessing +God. A-Amen. + + + + +The Gospew Accowding to Saint (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John + + +1:1 In t-the beginnying w-was t-the Wowd, and t-the Wowd w-was with G-God, and t-the +Wowd w-was God. + +1:2 The same w-was in t-the beginnying with God. + +1:3 Aww things wewe m-made by h-him; and without him w-was nyot any t-thing +m-made that w-was made. + +1:4 In him w-was wife; and t-the wife w-was t-the wight of m-men. + +1:5 And t-the wight shinyeth in dawknyess; and t-the dawknyess compwehended +it n-nyot. + +1-1:6 Thewe w-was a man sent fwom G-God, whose nyame w-was John. + +1:7 The same came (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess, to beaw witnyess of t-the Wight, that +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men thwough him m-might bewieve. + +1:8 He w-was nyot that Wight, but w-was sent to beaw witnyess of that Wight. + +1-1:9 That w-was t-the twue Wight, which wighteth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that cometh into +t-the wowwd. + +1:10 He w-was in t-the wowwd, and t-the wowwd w-was m-made by him, and t-the wowwd +knyew him n-nyot. + +1:11 He came u-unto his own, and his own weceived him n-nyot. + +1:12 But as many as weceived him, to t-them gave he p-powew to become t-the +sons of G-God, even to t-them that bewieve on his nyame: 1:13 W-Which wewe +b-bown, nyot of bwood, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of t-the wiww of t-the f-fwesh, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of t-the wiww of +^.^ m-man, but of God. + +1:14 And t-the Wowd w-was m-made f-fwesh, and d-dwewt among u-us, (and we behewd +his gwowy, t-the gwowy as of t-the onwy begotten of t-the Fathew,) f-fuww of +gwace and twuth. + +1:15 (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John bawe witnyess of him, and cwied, s-saying, This w-was he of whom +I spake, He that cometh aftew m-me is pwefewwed befowe me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was +befowe me. + +1:16 And of his fuwnyess have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww we weceived, and gwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gwace. + +1:17 Fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw w-was given by Moses, but gwace and twuth came by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:18 N-Nyo man hath s-seen God a-at any time, t-the onwy begotten Son, which is +in t-the b-bosom of t-the Fathew, he hath d-decwawed h-him. + +1:19 And this is t-the wecowd of John, when t-the Jews sent pwiests and +Wevites fwom Jewusawem to ask him, Who awt thou? 1:20 And he +c-confessed, and denyied n-nyot; but c-confessed, I am nyot t-the (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1-1:21 And they asked him, What then? Awt t-thou E-Ewias? And he saith, I am +n-nyot. Awt t-thou that pwophet? And he answewed, Nyo. + +1:22 T-Then said they u-unto him, Who awt thou? that we may g-give an answew +to t-them that sent us. What sayest t-thou of t-thysewf? 1:23 He said, I am +t-the voice of onye cwying in t-the wiwdewnyess, Make stwaight t-the w-way of +t-the W-Wowd, as said t-the pwophet E-Esaias. + +1-1:24 And they which wewe sent wewe of t-the (*^‿^*) P-Phawisees. + +1:25 And they asked him, and said u-unto him, Why b-baptizest t-thou then, +if t-thou be nyot that (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, (=`ω´=) n-nyow E-Ewias, nyeithew that pwophet? 1:26 +(っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John answewed t-them, s-saying, I b-baptize with watew: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe standeth +onye among y-you, whom ye knyow n-nyot; 1:27 He it is, who coming aftew m-me is +pwefewwed befowe me, whose shoe's watchet I am nyot wowthy to unwoose. + +1:28 These things wewe donye in Bethabawa beyond Jowdan, whewe (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was +baptizing. + +1:29 The nyext day (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John seeth ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus coming u-unto him, and saith, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd +t-the W-Wamb of G-God, which taketh away t-the sin of t-the wowwd. + +1:30 This is he of whom I said, Aftew m-me cometh a man which is +pwefewwed befowe me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was befowe me. + +1:31 And I knyew him nyot: but that he shouwd be m-made manyifest to +I-Iswaew, thewefowe am I come baptizing with watew. + +1:32 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John bawe wecowd, s-saying, I saw t-the Spiwit descending fwom +heaven w-wike a dove, and it abode upon h-him. + +1:33 And I knyew him nyot: but he that sent m-me to b-baptize with watew, +t-the same said u-unto me, Upon whom t-thou shawt s-see t-the Spiwit d-descending, +and wemainying on him, t-the same is he which baptizeth with t-the Howy +Ghost. + +1:34 And I saw, and bawe wecowd that this is t-the S-Son of God. + +1:35 A-Again t-the nyext day aftew (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John stood, and two of his discipwes; +1:36 And wooking upon ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus as he wawked, he saith, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the W-Wamb of +G-God! (o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 And t-the two discipwes heawd him speak, and they f-fowwowed +Jesus. + +(^人^) 1-1:38 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus tuwnyed, and saw t-them fowwowing, and saith u-unto t-them, +What seek ye? They said u-unto him, Wabbi, (-(which is to say, being +intewpweted, M-Mastew,) whewe dwewwest thou? 1-1:39 He saith u-unto t-them, +Come and see. They came and saw whewe he dwewt, and abode with him +that day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was about t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth h-houw. + +1:40 Onye of t-the two which heawd (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John speak, and f-fowwowed him, w-was +A-Andwew, Simon Petew's bwothew. + +1:41 He fiwst findeth his own b-bwothew Simon, and saith u-unto him, We +have f-found t-the Messias, which is, being intewpweted, t-the (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:42 And he b-bwought him to Jesus. And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus behewd him, he said, +T-Thou awt Simon t-the son of (*ﾉωﾉ) J-Jonya: t-thou shawt be cawwed Cephas, which is +by i-intewpwetation, A-A stonye. + +1:43 The day fowwowing ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-wouwd go fowth into G-Gawiwee, and findeth +Phiwip, and saith u-unto him, Fowwow me. + +1:44 Nyow Phiwip w-was of B-Bethsaida, t-the city of A-Andwew and Petew. + +1-1:45 Phiwip findeth (x_x)V N-Nyathanyaew, and saith u-unto him, We have f-found him, +of whom Moses in t-the w-waw, and t-the pwophets, did wwite, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of +Nyazaweth, t-the son of Joseph. + +1:46 And Nyathanyaew said u-unto him, Can (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any g-good t-thing come out of +N-Nyazaweth? Phiwip saith u-unto him, Come and see. + +1:47 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw Nyathanyaew coming to him, and saith of him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd an +I-Iswaewite indeed, in whom is nyo guiwe! 1:48 Nyathanyaew saith u-unto him, +Whence k-knyowest t-thou m-me? ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, Befowe that +Phiwip cawwed thee, when t-thou wast undew t-the fig twee, I saw thee. + +1:49 Nyathanyaew answewed and saith u-unto him, Wabbi, t-thou awt t-the S-Son of +God; t-thou awt t-the King of Iswaew. + +1:50 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I said u-unto thee, I saw +thee undew t-the fig twee, bewievest thou? t-thou shawt s-see gweatew things +than these. + +1:51 And he saith u-unto him, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Heweaftew +ye shaww s-see heaven open, and t-the angews of God ascending and +descending upon t-the S-Son of m-man. + +2:1 And t-the thiwd day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a mawwiage in Canya of Gawiwee; and t-the +mothew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was thewe: 2:2 And both ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was cawwed, and his +discipwes, to t-the mawwiage. + +2-2:3 And when they wanted winye, t-the mothew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, +They have nyo winye. + +2:4 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Woman, what have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with thee? minye +(*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come. + +2-2:5 His mothew saith u-unto t-the sewvants, W-Whatsoevew he saith u-unto y-you, +(^-^*)/ d-do it. + +2:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe s-set (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe six (=`ω´=) w-watewpots of stonye, aftew t-the m-mannyew +of t-the p-puwifying of t-the Jews, containying two ow thwee fiwkins a-apiece. + +2-2:7 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Fiww t-the (=`ω´=) w-watewpots with watew. And they +fiwwed t-them up to t-the bwim. + +2:8 And he saith u-unto t-them, Dwaw out n-nyow, and beaw u-unto t-the govewnyow +of t-the feast. And they bawe it. + +2-2:9 When t-the wuwew of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast h-had tasted t-the w-watew that w-was m-made +winye, and knyew nyot whence it was: (but t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants which dwew t-the +w-watew knyew;) t-the govewnyow of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast cawwed t-the b-bwidegwoom, 2:10 And +saith u-unto him, Evewy man a-at t-the beginnying doth s-set fowth g-good winye; +and when men have w-weww dwunk, t-then that which is wowse: but t-thou hast +kept t-the g-good winye untiw n-nyow. + +2-2:11 This beginnying of miwacwes did ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in Canya of G-Gawiwee, and +m-manyifested fowth his gwowy; and his discipwes bewieved on h-him. + +2:12 Aftew this he went down to C-Capewnyaum, he, and his mothew, and his +bwethwen, and his d-discipwes: and they continyued (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot many days. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And t-the Jews' passovew w-was a-at hand, and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went up to +Jewusawem. + +2:14 And f-found in t-the tempwe those that sowd oxen and sheep and doves, +and t-the changews of monyey sitting: 2:15 And when he h-had m-made a scouwge +of smaww c-cowds, he (o_O)! d-dwove t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww out of t-the t-tempwe, and t-the sheep, +and t-the (o^ ^o) o-oxen; and pouwed out t-the changews' monyey, and ovewthwew t-the +t-tabwes; 2:16 And said u-unto t-them that sowd doves, Take these things +h-hence; make nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's house an house of mewchandise. + +2:17 And his discipwes wemembewed that it w-was wwitten, The zeaw of +thinye house hath eaten m-me (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +2:18 T-Then answewed t-the Jews and said u-unto him, What (*´▽`*) s-sign shewest t-thou +u-unto u-us, seeing that t-thou doest these (o^▽^o) t-things? 2:19 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and +said u-unto t-them, D-Destwoy this t-tempwe, and in thwee days I wiww w-waise it +(＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 T-Then said t-the Jews, F-Fowty and six yeaws w-was this tempwe in +buiwding, and wiwt t-thou w-weaw it up in thwee days? 2:21 But he spake +of t-the tempwe of his body. + +2:22 When thewefowe he w-was wisen fwom t-the dead, his discipwes +wemembewed that he h-had said this u-unto t-them; and they bewieved t-the +scwiptuwe, and t-the wowd which ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had said. + +2:23 Nyow when he w-was in Jewusawem a-at t-the p-passovew, in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast day, +many bewieved in his nyame, when they saw t-the miwacwes which he did. + +2:24 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did nyot commit himsewf u-unto t-them, because he knyew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +men, 2:25 And n-nyeeded nyot that any shouwd t-testify of man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he knyew +what w-was in m-man. + +3-3:1 Thewe w-was a man of t-the Phawisees, nyamed Nyicodemus, a wuwew of t-the +Jews: 3:2 The same came to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus by nyight, and said u-unto him, Wabbi, +we knyow that t-thou awt a teachew come fwom G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo man c-can (^-^*)/ d-do these +miwacwes that t-thou doest, except God be with h-him. + +3-3:3 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto thee, +Except a man be bown again, he c-cannyot s-see t-the kingdom of God. + +3:4 Nyicodemus saith u-unto him, How c-can a man be bown when he is owd? +c-can he entew t-the second time into his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, and be bown? 3:5 +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto thee, Except a man be bown +of w-watew and of t-the S-Spiwit, he c-cannyot entew into t-the kingdom of God. + +3-3:6 That which is bown of t-the fwesh is fwesh; and that which is bown +of t-the Spiwit is spiwit. + +3:7 Mawvew nyot that I said u-unto thee, Ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must be bown again. + +3:8 The wind bwoweth whewe it wisteth, and t-thou heawest t-the s-sound +t-theweof, but c-canst nyot teww whence it cometh, and whithew it (＞ｍ＜) g-goeth: so +is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is bown of t-the Spiwit. + +3-3:9 Nyicodemus answewed and said u-unto him, How c-can these things be? +3:10 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, Awt t-thou a mastew of I-Iswaew, +and k-knyowest nyot these (o^▽^o) t-things? 3:11 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto thee, +We speak that we (^-^*)/ d-do knyow, and t-testify that we have seen; and ye +weceive nyot ouw w-witnyess. + +3:12 If I have towd you eawthwy things, and ye bewieve nyot, how shaww +ye b-bewieve, if I teww you of heavenwy (o^▽^o) t-things? 3:13 And nyo man hath +ascended up to heaven, but he that came down fwom heaven, even t-the S-Son +of man which is in heaven. + +3:14 And as Moses w-wifted up t-the sewpent in t-the wiwdewnyess, even so +(* ^ ω ^) m-must t-the S-Son of man be w-wifted up: 3:15 That w-whosoevew b-bewieveth in him +shouwd nyot pewish, but have etewnyaw wife. + +3:16 Fow God so woved t-the wowwd, that he gave his onwy begotten Son, +that w-whosoevew b-bewieveth in him shouwd nyot pewish, but have +evewwasting wife. + +3:17 Fow God sent nyot his S-Son into t-the wowwd to c-condemn t-the wowwd; but +that t-the wowwd thwough him m-might be saved. + +3:18 He that b-bewieveth on him is nyot c-condemnyed: but he that b-bewieveth +nyot is condemnyed awweady, because he hath nyot bewieved in t-the nyame of +t-the onwy begotten S-Son of God. + +3:19 And this is t-the condemnyation, that wight is come into t-the wowwd, +and men woved dawknyess wathew than wight, because theiw deeds wewe +\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that doeth eviw hateth t-the wight, nyeithew cometh to +t-the wight, west his deeds shouwd be wepwoved. + +3:21 But he that doeth twuth cometh to t-the wight, that his deeds may +be m-made manyifest, that they awe wwought in God. + +3-3:22 Aftew these things came ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus and his discipwes into t-the wand of +Judaea; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he t-tawwied with t-them, and baptized. + +3:23 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John awso w-was baptizing in Aenyon (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to S-Sawim, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was m-much w-watew thewe: and they came, and wewe baptized. + +3:24 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet cast into pwison. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a question b-between s-some of John's discipwes and +t-the Jews about puwifying. + +3:26 And they came u-unto John, and said u-unto him, Wabbi, he that w-was +with thee beyond Jowdan, to whom t-thou bawest witnyess, b-behowd, t-the same +baptizeth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men come to h-him. + +3-3:27 (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John answewed and said, A-A man c-can weceive nyothing, except it be +given him fwom heaven. + +3:28 Ye youwsewves beaw m-me witnyess, that I said, I am nyot t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, +but that I am sent befowe h-him. + +3-3:29 He that hath t-the bwide is t-the bwidegwoom: but t-the fwiend of t-the +b-bwidegwoom, which standeth and heaweth him, (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth gweatwy because +of t-the bwidegwoom's voice: this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy thewefowe is f-fuwfiwwed. + +3:30 He (* ^ ω ^) m-must incwease, but I (* ^ ω ^) m-must decwease. + +3:31 He that cometh fwom a-above is a-above aww: he that is of t-the eawth +is eawthwy, and s-speaketh of t-the eawth: he that cometh fwom heaven is +a-above aww. + +3:32 And what he hath s-seen and heawd, that he testifieth; and nyo man +weceiveth his testimony. + +3:33 He that hath weceived his t-testimony hath s-set to his s-seaw that God +is twue. + +3:34 Fow he whom God hath sent s-speaketh t-the w-wowds of G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God +giveth nyot t-the Spiwit by measuwe u-unto h-him. + +3:35 The Fathew woveth t-the Son, and hath given (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things into his +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +3:36 He that b-bewieveth on t-the S-Son hath evewwasting wife: and he that +b-bewieveth nyot t-the S-Son shaww nyot s-see wife; but t-the wwath of God abideth +on h-him. + +4:1 When thewefowe t-the WOWD knyew how t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees h-had heawd that +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-made and baptized mowe discipwes than John, 4-4:2 (-(Though ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +himsewf baptized nyot, but his discipwes,) 4:3 He weft Judaea, and +depawted again into Gawiwee. + +4-4:4 And he (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds go thwough Samawia. + +4-4:5 T-Then cometh he to a city of S-Samawia, which is cawwed Sychaw, (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +to t-the pawcew of (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound that J-Jacob gave to his son Joseph. + +4:6 Nyow Jacob's w-weww w-was thewe. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe, being weawied with +his (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, sat thus on t-the weww: and it w-was about t-the sixth h-houw. + +4:7 Thewe cometh a woman of Samawia to d-dwaw watew: ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto +hew, Give m-me to d-dwink. + +4-4:8 (Fow his discipwes wewe gonye away u-unto t-the city to buy meat.) 4:9 +T-Then saith t-the woman of Samawia u-unto him, How is it that thou, being a +J-Jew, askest dwink of me, which am a woman of Samawia? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Jews +have nyo deawings with t-the Samawitans. + +4:10 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto hew, If t-thou knyewest t-the gift of +G-God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give m-me to dwink; t-thou wouwdest +have asked of him, and he w-wouwd have given thee wiving watew. + +4:11 The woman saith u-unto him, Siw, t-thou hast nyothing to d-dwaw with, +and t-the w-weww is deep: fwom whence t-then hast t-thou that wiving watew? +4:12 Awt t-thou gweatew than ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew Jacob, which gave us t-the weww, +and d-dwank theweof himsewf, and his c-chiwdwen, and his c-cattwe? 4:13 +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto hew, Whosoevew dwinketh of this w-watew +shaww t-thiwst ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: 4:14 But w-whosoevew dwinketh of t-the w-watew that I +shaww g-give him shaww nyevew thiwst; but t-the w-watew that I shaww g-give him +shaww be in him a w-weww of w-watew spwinging up into evewwasting wife. + +4:15 The woman saith u-unto him, Siw, g-give m-me this watew, that I t-thiwst +nyot, nyeithew come hithew to dwaw. + +4:16 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Go, caww thy husband, and come hithew. + +4:17 The woman answewed and said, I have nyo husband. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto +hew, T-Thou hast w-weww said, I have nyo husband: 4-4:18 Fow t-thou hast h-had +five husbands; and he whom t-thou nyow hast is nyot thy husband: in that +s-saidst t-thou twuwy. + +4:19 The woman saith u-unto him, Siw, I pewceive that t-thou awt a +pwophet. + +4:20 O-Ouw f-fathews w-wowshipped in this mountain; and ye say, that in +Jewusawem is t-the pwace whewe men ought to wowship. + +4:21 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Woman, bewieve me, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw cometh, when ye +shaww nyeithew in this mountain, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a-at J-Jewusawem, w-wowship t-the +Fathew. + +4:22 Ye w-wowship ye knyow nyot what: we knyow what we wowship: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +sawvation is of t-the Jews. + +4:23 But t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw cometh, and nyow is, when t-the twue w-wowshippews shaww +w-wowship t-the Fathew in spiwit and in twuth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Fathew seeketh such +to w-wowship h-him. + +4:24 God is a Spiwit: and they that w-wowship him (* ^ ω ^) m-must w-wowship him in +spiwit and in twuth. + +4:25 The woman saith u-unto him, I knyow that (*≧ω≦*) M-Messias cometh, which is +cawwed Chwist: when he is come, he wiww teww us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +4:26 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, I that speak u-unto thee am he. + +4:27 And upon this came his discipwes, and mawvewwed that he t-tawked +with t-the woman: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyo man said, What seekest thou? ow, Why tawkest +t-thou with h-hew? 4:28 The woman t-then weft hew watewpot, and went hew +w-way into t-the city, and saith to t-the men, 4:29 Come, s-see a ^.^ m-man, which +towd m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that e-evew I did: is nyot this t-the Chwist? 4:30 T-Then +they went out of t-the city, and came u-unto h-him. + +4-4:31 In t-the mean whiwe his discipwes pwayed him, s-saying, Mastew, eat. + +4:32 But he said u-unto t-them, I have meat to e-eat that ye knyow nyot of. + +4:33 Thewefowe said t-the discipwes onye to anyothew, Hath any man b-bwought +him ought to e-eat? 4:34 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, My meat is to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the +wiww of him that sent me, and to finyish his wowk. + +4:35 Say nyot ye, Thewe awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet fouw months, and t-then cometh hawvest? +b-behowd, I say u-unto y-you, W-Wift up youw eyes, and wook on t-the fiewds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they awe white awweady to h-hawvest. + +4:36 And he that weapeth weceiveth wages, and gatheweth fwuit u-unto +wife etewnyaw: that both he that soweth and he that weapeth may wejoice +togethew. + +4:37 And hewein is that saying twue, Onye soweth, and anyothew (=^ ◡ ^=) w-weapeth. + +4-4:38 I sent you to w-weap that wheweon ye b-bestowed nyo wabouw: othew men +wabouwed, and ye awe entewed into theiw wabouws. + +(*^‿^*) 4-4:39 And many of t-the S-Samawitans of that city bewieved on him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +saying of t-the woman, which testified, He towd m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that e-evew I did. + +4:40 S-So when t-the S-Samawitans wewe come u-unto him, they besought him that +he w-wouwd tawwy with (=`ω´=) t-them: and he abode (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe two days. + +4:41 And many mowe bewieved because of his own wowd; 4-4:42 And said +u-unto t-the woman, Nyow we b-bewieve, nyot because of thy saying: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have +heawd him ouwsewves, and knyow that this is indeed t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the +x3 *screams* S-Saviouw of t-the wowwd. + +4:43 Nyow aftew two days he depawted thence, and went into Gawiwee. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 4-4:44 Fow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus himsewf testified, that a pwophet hath nyo honyouw in his +own countwy. + +4-4:45 T-Then when he w-was come into G-Gawiwee, t-the Gawiwaeans weceived him, +h-having s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that he did a-at Jewusawem a-at t-the feast: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they awso went u-unto t-the feast. + +4:46 S-So ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came again into Canya of G-Gawiwee, whewe he m-made t-the w-watew +winye. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain nyobweman, whose son w-was sick a-at +C-Capewnyaum. + +4-4:47 When he heawd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was come out of Judaea into G-Gawiwee, he +went u-unto him, and besought him that he w-wouwd come down, and heaw his +son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was a-at t-the point of death. + +4:48 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto him, Except ye s-see signs and wondews, ye +wiww nyot bewieve. + +4:49 The nyobweman saith u-unto him, Siw, come down ewe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwd die. + +4-4:50 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, Go thy way; thy son w-wiveth. And t-the man +bewieved t-the wowd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had spoken u-unto him, and he went his way. + +4:51 And as he w-was nyow g-going down, his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants met him, and towd him, +s-saying, Thy son w-wiveth. + +4:52 T-Then enquiwed he of t-them t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw when he began to a-amend. And +they said u-unto him, Yestewday a-at t-the seventh (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw t-the fevew weft h-him. + +4:53 S-So t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew knyew that it w-was a-at t-the same h-houw, in t-the which +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Thy son wiveth: and himsewf bewieved, and his +w-whowe house. + +4:54 This is again t-the second miwacwe that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did, when he w-was come +out of Judaea into Gawiwee. + +5:1 Aftew this (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the Jews; and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went up to +Jewusawem. + +5-5:2 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a-at Jewusawem by t-the sheep mawket a poow, which is +cawwed in t-the H-Hebwew tongue Bethesda, h-having five powches. + +5:3 In these way a gweat muwtitude of impotent fowk, of bwind, hawt, +withewed, waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the moving of t-the watew. + +5:4 Fow an angew went down a-at a c-cewtain season into t-the poow, and +twoubwed t-the watew: w-whosoevew t-then fiwst aftew t-the twoubwing of t-the +w-watew s-stepped in w-was m-made w-whowe of whatsoevew d-disease he had. + +5:5 And a c-cewtain man w-was thewe, which h-had an infiwmity thiwty and +eight yeaws. + +5:6 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw him wie, and knyew that he h-had b-been nyow a wong time +in that case, he saith u-unto him, Wiwt t-thou be m-made w-whowe? 5:7 The +impotent man answewed him, Siw, I have nyo ^.^ m-man, when t-the w-watew is +twoubwed, to put m-me into t-the p-poow: but whiwe I am coming, anyothew +(o_O) s-steppeth down befowe me. + +5:8 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, Wise, o(>ω<)o t-take up thy bed, and wawk. + +5:9 And immediatewy t-the man w-was m-made ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, and took up his bed, and +w-wawked: and on t-the same day w-was t-the sabbath. + +5:10 The Jews thewefowe said u-unto him that w-was cuwed, I-It is t-the +sabbath day: it is nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to cawwy thy bed. + +5:11 He answewed t-them, He that m-made m-me ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, t-the same said u-unto me, +Take up thy bed, and wawk. + +5:12 T-Then asked they him, What man is that which said u-unto thee, Take +up thy bed, and wawk? 5-5:13 And he that w-was heawed w-wist nyot who it +was: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had c-conveyed himsewf away, a muwtitude being in that +pwace. + +5:14 Aftewwawd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus findeth him in t-the t-tempwe, and said u-unto him, +Behowd, t-thou awt m-made w-whowe: sin nyo m-mowe, west a wowse t-thing come u-unto +thee. + +5:15 The man depawted, and towd t-the Jews that it w-was Jesus, which h-had +m-made him w-whowe. + +5:16 And thewefowe did t-the Jews pewsecute Jesus, and sought to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway +him, because he h-had donye these things on t-the sabbath d-day. + +5:17 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, My Fathew w-wowketh hithewto, and I wowk. + +5:18 Thewefowe t-the Jews sought t-the mowe to kiww him, because he nyot +onwy h-had bwoken t-the sabbath, but said awso that God w-was his Fathew, +making himsewf (*´▽`*) e-equaw with God. + +5:19 T-Then answewed ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus and said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say +u-unto y-you, The S-Son c-can (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing of himsewf, but what he seeth t-the +Fathew do: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what things soevew he doeth, these awso doeth t-the S-Son +wikewise. + +5:20 Fow t-the Fathew woveth t-the Son, and sheweth him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that +himsewf d-doeth: and he wiww s-shew him gweatew wowks than these, that ye +may mawvew. + +5:21 Fow as t-the Fathew waiseth up t-the dead, and quickenyeth t-them; even +so t-the S-Son quickenyeth whom he wiww. + +5:22 Fow t-the Fathew j-judgeth nyo ^.^ m-man, but hath committed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww j-judgment +u-unto t-the Son: 5:23 That (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men shouwd honyouw t-the Son, even as they +honyouw t-the Fathew. + +He that honyouweth nyot t-the S-Son honyouweth nyot t-the Fathew which hath sent +h-him. + +5-5:24 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, He that heaweth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, and +b-bewieveth on him that sent me, hath evewwasting w-wife, and shaww nyot +come into condemnyation; but is passed fwom death u-unto wife. + +5:25 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, The (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is coming, and nyow is, +when t-the dead shaww h-heaw t-the voice of t-the S-Son of G-God: and they that +h-heaw shaww w-wive. + +5:26 Fow as t-the Fathew hath wife in himsewf; so hath he given to t-the +S-Son to have wife in himsewf; 5:27 And hath given him a-authowity to +execute j-judgment awso, because he is t-the S-Son of m-man. + +5:28 Mawvew nyot a-at this: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is coming, in t-the which (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +awe in t-the gwaves shaww h-heaw his voice, 5-5:29 And shaww come fowth; +they that have donye g-good, u-unto t-the wesuwwection of wife; and they that +have donye eviw, u-unto t-the wesuwwection of damnyation. + +5:30 I c-can of minye own sewf (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing: as I h-heaw, I judge: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +j-judgment is just; because I seek nyot minye own wiww, but t-the wiww of +t-the Fathew which hath sent me. + +5:31 If I beaw witnyess of mysewf, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyess is nyot twue. + +5-5:32 Thewe is anyothew that beaweth witnyess of m-me; and I knyow that t-the +witnyess which he witnyesseth of m-me is twue. + +5:33 Ye sent u-unto John, and he bawe witnyess u-unto t-the twuth. + +5-5:34 But I weceive nyot t-testimony fwom man: but these things I say, +that ye m-might be saved. + +5:35 He w-was a b-buwnying and a shinying wight: and ye wewe wiwwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +season to wejoice in his wight. + +5:36 But I have gweatew witnyess than that of John: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowks which +t-the Fathew hath given m-me to f-finyish, t-the same wowks that I do, beaw +witnyess of me, that t-the Fathew hath sent me. + +5:37 And t-the Fathew himsewf, which hath sent me, hath (￣ω￣) b-bownye witnyess of +me. + +Ye have nyeithew heawd his voice a-at any time, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-seen his >_> *shuffles closer* s-shape. + +5:38 And ye have nyot his wowd (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom he hath sent, +him ye bewieve n-nyot. + +5:39 Seawch t-the scwiptuwes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-them ye think ye have etewnyaw wife: +and they awe they which t-testify of me. + +(;;;*_*) 5-5:40 And ye wiww nyot come to me, that ye m-might have wife. + +5:41 I weceive nyot honyouw fwom m-men. + +5:42 But I knyow y-you, that ye have nyot t-the wove of God in you. + +5:43 I am come in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's nyame, and ye weceive m-me nyot: if anyothew +shaww come in his own nyame, him ye wiww w-weceive. + +5:44 How c-can ye b-bewieve, which weceive honyouw onye of anyothew, and seek +nyot t-the honyouw that cometh fwom God onwy? 5-5:45 Do nyot think that I +wiww a-accuse you to t-the Fathew: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye that accuseth y-you, even +Moses, in whom ye twust. + +5:46 Fow h-had ye bewieved Moses, ye w-wouwd have bewieved m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +wwote of me. + +5:47 But if ye bewieve nyot his wwitings, how shaww ye bewieve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowds? 6-6:1 Aftew these things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went o-ovew t-the sea of G-Gawiwee, +which is t-the sea of Tibewias. + +6:2 And a gweat muwtitude f-fowwowed him, because they saw his miwacwes +which he did on t-them that wewe diseased. + +6:3 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went up into a mountain, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he sat with his +d-discipwes. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And t-the p-passovew, a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the Jews, w-was nyigh. + +6:5 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-then w-wifted up his eyes, and saw a gweat company come +u-unto him, he saith u-unto Phiwip, Whence shaww we buy bwead, that these +may e-eat? 6:6 And this he said to pwove him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he himsewf knyew what +he w-wouwd do. + +6:7 Phiwip answewed him, Two hundwed p-pennywowth of bwead is nyot +sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them may o(>ω<)o t-take a wittwe. + +6:8 Onye of his discipwes, A-Andwew, Simon Petew's bwothew, saith u-unto +him, 6:9 Thewe is a wad hewe, which hath five bawwey woaves, and two +smaww fishes: but what awe they among so many? 6:10 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, +Make t-the men sit down. Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was m-much gwass in t-the pwace. S-So t-the +men sat down, in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew about five thousand. + +6:11 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus took t-the woaves; and when he h-had given thanks, he +d-distwibuted to t-the discipwes, and t-the discipwes to t-them that wewe s-set +down; and wikewise of t-the fishes as m-much as they wouwd. + +6:12 When they wewe fiwwed, he said u-unto his discipwes, Gathew up t-the +fwagments that w-wemain, that nyothing be w-wost. + +6:13 Thewefowe they gathewed t-them togethew, and fiwwed twewve baskets +with t-the fwagments of t-the five bawwey woaves, which wemainyed o-ovew and +a-above u-unto t-them that h-had e-eaten. + +6:14 T-Then those men, when they h-had s-seen t-the miwacwe that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did, +said, This is of a twuth that pwophet that shouwd come into t-the wowwd. + +6:15 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe pewceived that they w-wouwd come and o(>ω<)o t-take him +by fowce, to make him a king, he depawted again into a mountain +himsewf awonye. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And when even w-was nyow come, his discipwes went down u-unto t-the sea, +6-6:17 And entewed into a ship, and went o-ovew t-the sea towawd C-Capewnyaum. +And it w-was nyow dawk, and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was nyot come to them. + +6:18 And t-the sea awose by w-weason of a gweat wind that bwew. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 S-So when they h-had wowed about five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ow thiwty f-fuwwongs, +they s-see ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wawking on t-the sea, and dwawing nyigh u-unto t-the ship: and +they wewe afwaid. + +6:20 But he saith u-unto t-them, I-It is I; be nyot afwaid. + +6:21 T-Then they w-wiwwingwy weceived him into t-the ship: and immediatewy +t-the s-ship w-was a-at t-the wand whithew they went. + +6:22 The day fowwowing, when t-the peopwe which s-stood on t-the othew side +of t-the sea saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye othew boat thewe, s-save that onye +:33 w-wheweinto his discipwes wewe e-entewed, and that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went nyot with his +discipwes into t-the boat, but that his discipwes wewe gonye away awonye; +6:23 (Howbeit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came othew boats fwom Tibewias nyigh u-unto t-the pwace +whewe they did e-eat bwead, aftew that t-the Wowd h-had given t-thanks:) 6:24 +When t-the peopwe thewefowe saw that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was nyot thewe, nyeithew his +discipwes, they awso took shipping, and came to C-Capewnyaum, seeking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Jesus. + +6:25 And when they h-had f-found him on t-the othew side of t-the sea, they +said u-unto him, Wabbi, when camest t-thou hithew? 6:26 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed +t-them and said, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Ye seek me, nyot because +ye saw t-the miwacwes, but because ye did e-eat of t-the woaves, and wewe +fiwwed. + +6:27 Wabouw nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the meat which p-pewisheth, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that meat which +enduweth u-unto evewwasting w-wife, which t-the S-Son of man shaww g-give u-unto +you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him hath God t-the Fathew seawed. + +6:28 T-Then said they u-unto him, What shaww we do, that we m-might wowk t-the +wowks of God? 6:29 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, This is t-the +wowk of G-God, that ye bewieve on him whom he hath sent. + +6:30 They said thewefowe u-unto him, What (*´▽`*) s-sign shewest t-thou then, that +we may see, and bewieve thee? what d-dost t-thou wowk? 6:31 O-Ouw f-fathews +did e-eat mannya in t-the desewt; as it is wwitten, He gave t-them bwead fwom +heaven to eat. + +6:32 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Moses +gave you nyot that bwead fwom heaven; but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew giveth you t-the twue +bwead fwom heaven. + +6:33 Fow t-the bwead of God is he which cometh down fwom heaven, and +giveth wife u-unto t-the wowwd. + +6-6:34 T-Then said they u-unto him, W-Wowd, evewmowe g-give us this bwead. + +6-6:35 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, I am t-the bwead of wife: he that cometh +to m-me shaww nyevew h-hungew; and he that b-bewieveth on m-me shaww nyevew +t-thiwst. + +6:36 But I said u-unto y-you, That ye awso have s-seen me, and bewieve n-nyot. + +6:37 Aww that t-the Fathew giveth m-me shaww come to m-me; and him that +cometh to m-me I wiww in nyo wise cast ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +6-6:38 Fow I came down fwom heaven, nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do minye own wiww, but t-the +wiww of him that sent me. + +6:39 And this is t-the Fathew's wiww which hath sent me, that of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +which he hath given m-me I shouwd wose nyothing, but shouwd w-waise it up +again a-at t-the wast d-day. + +6:40 And this is t-the wiww of him that sent me, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye which +seeth t-the Son, and b-bewieveth on him, may have evewwasting wife: and I +wiww w-waise him up a-at t-the wast d-day. + +6:41 The Jews t-then (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed a-at him, because he said, I am t-the bwead +which came down fwom heaven. + +6-6:42 And they said, Is nyot this Jesus, t-the son of Joseph, whose o(>ω<)o f-fathew +and mothew we k-knyow? how is it t-then that he saith, I came down fwom +h-heaven? 6:43 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe answewed and said u-unto t-them, Muwmuw nyot +among y-youwsewves. + +6:44 N-Nyo man c-can come to me, except t-the Fathew which hath sent m-me d-dwaw +him: and I wiww w-waise him up a-at t-the wast d-day. + +6-6:45 I-It is wwitten in t-the pwophets, And they shaww be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww taught of +God. + +Evewy man thewefowe that hath heawd, and hath (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed of t-the Fathew, +cometh u-unto me. + +6:46 Nyot that any man hath s-seen t-the Fathew, s-save he which is of G-God, +he hath s-seen t-the Fathew. + +6:47 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, He that b-bewieveth on m-me hath +evewwasting wife. + +6:48 I am that bwead of wife. + +6:49 Youw f-fathews did e-eat mannya in t-the wiwdewnyess, and awe dead. + +6:50 This is t-the bwead which cometh down fwom heaven, that a man may +e-eat t-theweof, and nyot die. + +6:51 I am t-the wiving bwead which came down fwom heaven: if any man e-eat +of this bwead, he shaww wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and t-the bwead that I wiww g-give +is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, which I wiww g-give (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of t-the wowwd. + +6:52 The Jews thewefowe stwove among themsewves, s-saying, How c-can this +man g-give us his fwesh to e-eat? 6:53 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy, +vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Except ye e-eat t-the fwesh of t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, and +dwink his bwood, ye have nyo wife in you. + +6:54 Whoso eateth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, and dwinketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwood, hath etewnyaw wife; +and I wiww w-waise him up a-at t-the wast d-day. + +6:55 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh is meat indeed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is dwink indeed. + +6:56 He that eateth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, and dwinketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwood, d-dwewweth in me, +and I in h-him. + +6:57 As t-the wiving Fathew hath sent me, and I wive by t-the Fathew: so +he that eateth me, even he shaww wive by me. + +6:58 This is that bwead which came down fwom heaven: nyot as youw +f-fathews did e-eat mannya, and awe dead: he that eateth of this bwead +shaww wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +6:59 These things said he in t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, as he taught in C-Capewnyaum. + +6:60 Many thewefowe of his discipwes, when they h-had heawd this, said, +This is an hawd (=^･ω･^=) s-saying; who c-can h-heaw it? 6:61 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew in +himsewf that his discipwes (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed a-at it, he said u-unto t-them, Doth +this offend y-you? 6:62 What and if ye shaww s-see t-the S-Son of man ascend +up whewe he w-was b-befowe? 6:63 I-It is t-the spiwit that quickenyeth; t-the +fwesh pwofiteth nyothing: t-the w-wowds that I speak u-unto y-you, they awe +spiwit, and they awe wife. + +6:64 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe s-some of you that bewieve n-nyot. Fow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew fwom +t-the beginnying who they wewe that bewieved nyot, and who shouwd betway +h-him. + +6:65 And he said, Thewefowe said I u-unto y-you, that nyo man c-can come u-unto +me, except it wewe given u-unto him of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. + +6-6:66 Fwom that time many of his discipwes went b-back, and wawked nyo +mowe with h-him. + +6-6:67 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-the twewve, W-Wiww ye awso go away? 6:68 T-Then +Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed him, W-Wowd, to whom shaww we go? t-thou hast t-the +w-wowds of etewnyaw wife. + +6-6:69 And we bewieve and awe suwe that t-thou awt that (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of +t-the wiving God. + +6-6:70 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, H-Have nyot I chosen you twewve, and onye of you +is a deviw? 6:71 He spake of (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot t-the son of Simon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +it w-was that shouwd betway him, being onye of t-the twewve. + +7:1 Aftew these things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wawked in Gawiwee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-wouwd nyot wawk +in Jewwy, because t-the Jews sought to kiww h-him. + +7:2 Nyow t-the J-Jew's (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes w-was a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +7-7:3 His (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen thewefowe said u-unto him, Depawt hence, and go into +Judaea, that thy discipwes awso may s-see t-the wowks that t-thou doest. + +7:4 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man that doeth any t-thing in secwet, and he himsewf +seeketh to be knyown o-openwy. If t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do these things, s-shew t-thysewf to +t-the wowwd. + +7:5 Fow nyeithew did his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen bewieve in h-him. + +7:6 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, My time is nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet c-come: but youw time +is awway weady. + +7-7:7 The wowwd c-cannyot hate you; but m-me it hateth, because I t-testify of +it, that t-the wowks theweof awe \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Go ye up u-unto this feast: I go nyot up (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet u-unto this feast: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +time is nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet f-fuww come. + +7:9 When he h-had said these w-wowds u-unto t-them, he abode stiww in Gawiwee. + +7:10 But when his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen wewe gonye up, t-then went he awso up u-unto t-the +f-feast, nyot o-openwy, but as it wewe in secwet. + +7:11 T-Then t-the Jews sought him a-at t-the f-feast, and said, Whewe is o(>< )o h-he? +7:12 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was m-much muwmuwing among t-the peopwe c-concewnying him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +s-some said, He is a g-good man: othews said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but he deceiveth t-the +peopwe. + +7:13 Howbeit nyo man spake openwy of him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the Jews. + +7:14 Nyow about t-the m-midst of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went up into t-the t-tempwe, +and taught. + +7:15 And t-the Jews mawvewwed, s-saying, How k-knyoweth this man w-wettews, +h-having nyevew w-weawnyed? 7:16 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, and said, My doctwinye +is nyot minye, but his that sent me. + +7:17 If any man wiww (^-^*)/ d-do his wiww, he shaww knyow of t-the doctwinye, +whethew it be of G-God, ow whethew I speak of mysewf. + +7:18 He that s-speaketh of himsewf seeketh his own gwowy: but he that +seeketh his gwowy that sent him, t-the same is twue, and nyo +u-unwighteousnyess is in h-him. + +xDD 7-7:19 Did nyot Moses g-give you t-the w-waw, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyonye of you keepeth t-the +waw? Why go ye about to kiww m-me? 7:20 The peopwe answewed and said, +T-Thou hast a deviw: who goeth about to kiww thee? 7:21 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed +and said u-unto t-them, I have donye onye wowk, and ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mawvew. + +7:22 Moses thewefowe gave u-unto you c-ciwcumcision; (nyot because it is of +Moses, but of t-the fathews;) and ye on t-the sabbath day ciwcumcise a +m-man. + +7:23 If a man on t-the sabbath day weceive ciwcumcision, that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of +Moses shouwd nyot be b-bwoken; awe ye angwy a-at me, because I have m-made a +man {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy w-whit w-whowe on t-the sabbath day? 7:24 Judge nyot a-accowding to +t-the appeawance, but j-judge wighteous judgment. + +7:25 T-Then said s-some of t-them of J-Jewusawem, Is nyot this he, whom they +seek to kiww? \(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 B-But, wo, he s-speaketh bowdwy, and they say nyothing +u-unto h-him. Do t-the wuwews knyow indeed that this is t-the vewy Chwist? +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Howbeit we knyow this man whence he i-is: but when Chwist cometh, nyo +man k-knyoweth whence he is. + +7:28 T-Then cwied ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in t-the tempwe as he taught, s-saying, Ye both knyow +me, and ye knyow whence I am: and I am nyot come of mysewf, but he that +sent m-me is twue, whom ye knyow n-nyot. + +7:29 But I knyow him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am fwom him, and he hath sent me. + +7:30 T-Then they sought to o(>ω<)o t-take him: but nyo man w-waid h-hands on him, +because his (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come. + +7:31 And many of t-the peopwe bewieved on him, and said, When Chwist +cometh, wiww he (^-^*)/ d-do mowe miwacwes than these which this man hath donye? +7-7:32 The (^ω~) P-Phawisees heawd that t-the peopwe (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed such things +c-concewnying h-him; and t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and t-the chief pwiests sent officews +to o(>ω<)o t-take h-him. + +7:33 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them, Y-Yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe am I with y-you, and +t-then I go u-unto him that sent me. + +7:34 Ye shaww seek me, and shaww nyot f-find me: and whewe I am, thithew +ye c-cannyot come. + +7:35 T-Then said t-the Jews among themsewves, Whithew wiww he go, that we +shaww nyot f-find h-him? wiww he go u-unto t-the d-dispewsed among t-the G-Gentiwes, +and t-teach t-the Gentiwes? 7:36 What m-mannyew of saying is this that he +said, Ye shaww seek me, and shaww nyot f-find me: and whewe I am, thithew +ye c-cannyot come? 7:37 In t-the wast day, that gweat day of t-the f-feast, +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-stood and cwied, s-saying, If any man thiwst, wet him come u-unto +me, and d-dwink. + +o(>< )o 7-7:38 He that b-bewieveth on me, as t-the scwiptuwe hath said, out of his +bewwy shaww fwow (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of wiving watew. + +7:39 (But this spake he of t-the S-Spiwit, which they that bewieve on him +shouwd w-weceive: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Howy Ghost w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet given; because that +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet gwowified.) 7-7:40 Many of t-the peopwe thewefowe, when +they heawd this s-saying, said, O-Of a twuth this is t-the P-Pwophet. + +7:41 Othews said, This is t-the (T_T) C-Chwist. But s-some said, Shaww Chwist come +out of Gawiwee? 7:42 Hath nyot t-the scwiptuwe said, That Chwist cometh +of t-the seed of D-David, and out of t-the t-town of Bethwehem, whewe David +was? 7:43 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a division among t-the peopwe because of h-him. + +7-7:44 And s-some of t-them w-wouwd have taken h-him; but nyo man w-waid h-hands on +h-him. + +7:45 T-Then came t-the officews to t-the chief pwiests and Phawisees; and +they said u-unto t-them, Why have ye nyot b-bwought h-him? 7-7:46 The officews +answewed, Nyevew man spake w-wike this m-man. + +7:47 T-Then answewed t-them t-the Phawisees, Awe ye awso deceived? 7:48 +H-Have any of t-the wuwews ow of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees bewieved on h-him? 7:49 But +this peopwe who k-knyoweth nyot t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw awe cuwsed. + +7:50 Nyicodemus saith u-unto t-them, (-(he that came to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus by nyight, being +onye of t-them,) 7:51 Doth ouw (☆▽☆) w-waw j-judge any ^.^ m-man, befowe it h-heaw him, and +knyow what he d-doeth? |･ω･) 7-7:52 They answewed and said u-unto him, Awt t-thou +awso of Gawiwee? Seawch, and w-wook: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of G-Gawiwee awiseth nyo +pwophet. + +7:53 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man went u-unto his own house. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went u-unto t-the mount of Owives. + +8-8:2 And eawwy in t-the mownying he came again into t-the t-tempwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe came u-unto h-him; and he sat down, and taught them. + +8:3 And t-the scwibes and (^ω~) P-Phawisees b-bwought u-unto him a woman taken in +aduwtewy; and when they h-had s-set hew in t-the midst, 8:4 They say u-unto +him, Mastew, this woman w-was taken in a-aduwtewy, in t-the vewy act. + +8-8:5 Nyow Moses in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw commanded u-us, that such shouwd be stonyed: but +what sayest thou? 8:6 This they said, tempting him, that they m-might +have to a-accuse h-him. But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus stooped down, and with his f-fingew wwote +on t-the g-gwound, as t-though he heawd t-them n-nyot. + +8:7 S-So when they continyued asking him, he w-wifted up himsewf, and said +u-unto t-them, He that is without sin among y-you, wet him fiwst cast a +stonye a-at hew. + +8:8 And again he stooped down, and wwote on t-the gwound. + +8:9 And they which heawd it, being convicted by theiw own conscience, +went out onye by o-onye, beginnying a-at t-the e-ewdest, even u-unto t-the wast: and +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was weft awonye, and t-the woman standing in t-the midst. + +8-8:10 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had w-wifted up himsewf, and saw nyonye but t-the woman, he +said u-unto hew, Woman, whewe awe those thinye accusews? hath nyo man +condemnyed thee? 8-8:11 She said, N-Nyo ^.^ m-man, Wowd. And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto hew, +N-Nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do I c-condemn t-thee: go, and sin nyo mowe. + +8:12 T-Then spake ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus again u-unto t-them, s-saying, I am t-the wight of t-the +wowwd: he that fowwoweth m-me shaww nyot wawk in dawknyess, but shaww have +t-the wight of wife. + +8-8:13 The (^ω~) P-Phawisees thewefowe said u-unto him, T-Thou (＃￣ω￣) b-beawest wecowd of +t-thysewf; thy wecowd is nyot twue. + +8:14 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, Though I beaw wecowd of +mysewf, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wecowd is twue: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow whence I came, and whithew I +go; but ye c-cannyot teww whence I come, and whithew I go. + +8:15 Ye j-judge aftew t-the fwesh; I j-judge nyo m-man. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet if I judge, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment is twue: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot awonye, but +I and t-the Fathew that sent me. + +8:17 I-It is awso wwitten in youw w-waw, that t-the t-testimony of two men is +twue. + +8-8:18 I am onye that beaw witnyess of mysewf, and t-the Fathew that sent m-me +beaweth witnyess of me. + +8-8:19 T-Then said they u-unto him, Whewe is thy Fathew? ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, Ye +nyeithew knyow me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew: if ye h-had knyown me, ye shouwd have +knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew awso. + +8:20 These w-wowds spake ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in t-the tweasuwy, as he taught in t-the +tempwe: and nyo man w-waid h-hands on h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come. + +8-8:21 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus again u-unto t-them, I go o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my way, and ye shaww seek +me, and shaww die in youw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: whithew I go, ye c-cannyot come. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 T-Then said t-the Jews, W-Wiww he kiww himsewf? because he saith, +Whithew I go, ye c-cannyot come. + +8:23 And he said u-unto t-them, Ye awe fwom benyeath; I am fwom above: ye +awe of this wowwd; I am nyot of this wowwd. + +8:24 I said thewefowe u-unto y-you, that ye shaww die in youw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if +ye bewieve nyot that I am he, ye shaww die in youw sins. + +8:25 T-Then said they u-unto him, Who awt thou? And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, +Even t-the same that I said u-unto you fwom t-the beginnying. + +8:26 I have many things to say and to j-judge of you: but he that sent +m-me is :3 t-twue; and I speak to t-the wowwd those things which I have heawd +of h-him. + +8:27 They undewstood nyot that he spake to t-them of t-the Fathew. + +8:28 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them, When ye have w-wifted up t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, +t-then shaww ye knyow that I am he, and that I (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing of mysewf; but +as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew hath taught me, I speak these things. + +8:29 And he that sent m-me is with me: t-the Fathew hath nyot weft m-me +awonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I (^-^*)/ d-do awways those things that pwease h-him. + +8:30 As he spake these wowds, many bewieved on h-him. + +8:31 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to those Jews which bewieved on him, If ye +continyue in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, t-then awe ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwes indeed; 8:32 And ye +shaww knyow t-the twuth, and t-the twuth shaww make you (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. + +╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 They answewed him, We be Abwaham's seed, and wewe nyevew in +bondage to any man: how sayest thou, Ye shaww be m-made fwee? 8:34 +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Whosoevew +committeth sin is t-the sewvant of sin. + +8-8:35 And t-the sewvant abideth nyot in t-the house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: but t-the S-Son +abideth evew. + +8:36 If t-the S-Son thewefowe shaww make you fwee, ye shaww be fwee +indeed. + +8-8:37 I knyow that ye awe Abwaham's seed; but ye seek to kiww me, +because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd hath nyo pwace in you. + +8:38 I speak that which I have s-seen with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew: and ye (^-^*)/ d-do that +which ye have s-seen with youw fathew. + +8:39 They answewed and said u-unto him, A-Abwaham is ouw fathew. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +saith u-unto t-them, If ye wewe Abwaham's c-chiwdwen, ye w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do t-the wowks +of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +8-8:40 But nyow ye seek to kiww me, a man that hath towd you t-the twuth, +which I have heawd of G-God: this did nyot (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +8:41 Ye (^-^*)/ d-do t-the deeds of youw fathew. T-Then said they to him, We be nyot +bown of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fownyication; we have onye Fathew, even God. + +8-8:42 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, If God wewe youw Fathew, ye w-wouwd wove me: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I p-pwoceeded fowth and came fwom God; nyeithew came I of mysewf, but +he sent me. + +8-8:43 Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot undewstand o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech? even because ye c-cannyot h-heaw +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd. + +8:44 Ye awe of youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew t-the deviw, and t-the wusts of youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew ye +wiww do. He w-was a >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew fwom t-the beginnying, and abode nyot in t-the +twuth, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo twuth in h-him. When he s-speaketh a wie, he +s-speaketh of his own: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a wiaw, and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of it. + +8:45 And because I teww you t-the twuth, ye bewieve m-me n-nyot. + +8:46 W-Which of you convinceth m-me of s-sin? And if I say t-the twuth, why (^-^*)/ d-do +ye nyot bewieve m-me? 8:47 He that is of God heaweth God's wowds: ye +thewefowe h-heaw t-them nyot, because ye awe nyot of God. + +8:48 T-Then answewed t-the Jews, and said u-unto him, Say we nyot w-weww that +t-thou awt a Samawitan, and hast a deviw? 8:49 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, I have +nyot a deviw; but I honyouw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and ye (^-^*)/ d-do dishonyouw me. + +8-8:50 And I seek nyot minye own gwowy: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye that seeketh and +j-judgeth. + +8-8:51 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, If a man keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-saying, he shaww +nyevew s-see death. + +8:52 T-Then said t-the Jews u-unto him, Nyow we knyow that t-thou hast a deviw. + +A-Abwaham is dead, and t-the pwophets; and t-thou sayest, If a man keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +s-saying, he shaww nyevew taste of death. + +8-8:53 Awt t-thou gweatew than ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham, which is dead? and t-the +pwophets awe dead: whom makest t-thou t-thysewf? 8:54 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, If +I honyouw mysewf, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my honyouw is nyothing: it is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew that honyouweth +m-me; of whom ye say, that he is youw G-God: 8:55 Y-Yet ye have nyot knyown +h-him; but I knyow him: and if I shouwd say, I knyow him nyot, I shaww be a +wiaw w-wike u-unto you: but I knyow him, and keep his (☆▽☆) s-saying. + +8:56 Youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham w-wejoiced to s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my day: and he saw it, and +w-was g-gwad. + +8:57 T-Then said t-the Jews u-unto him, T-Thou awt nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet fifty yeaws o-owd, +and hast t-thou s-seen (-_-) A-Abwaham? 8:58 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy, +vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Befowe A-Abwaham was, I am. + +8-8:59 T-Then took they up s-stonyes to cast a-at him: but ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus hid himsewf, +and went out of t-the t-tempwe, g-going thwough t-the m-midst of t-them, and so +passed by. + +9:1 And as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus passed by, he saw a man which w-was bwind fwom his +biwth. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And his discipwes asked him, s-saying, Mastew, who did sin, this +^.^ m-man, ow his pawents, that he w-was bown b-bwind? 9:3 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, +N-Nyeithew hath this man sinnyed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his pawents: but that t-the wowks of +God shouwd be m-made manyifest in h-him. + +9:4 I (* ^ ω ^) m-must wowk t-the wowks of him that sent me, whiwe it is day: t-the +nyight cometh, when nyo man c-can wowk. + +9:5 As wong as I am in t-the wowwd, I am t-the wight of t-the wowwd. + +9:6 When he h-had thus spoken, he spat on t-the g-gwound, and m-made cway of +t-the spittwe, and he anyointed t-the eyes of t-the bwind man with t-the c-cway, +9:7 And said u-unto him, Go, w-wash in t-the poow of S-Siwoam, (-(which is by +i-intewpwetation, Sent.) He went his w-way thewefowe, and washed, and came +seeing. + +9:8 The uWu n-nyeighbouws thewefowe, and they which befowe h-had s-seen him that +he w-was bwind, said, Is nyot this he that sat and b-begged? 9:9 Some +said, This is he: othews said, He is w-wike him: but he said, I am he. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Thewefowe said they u-unto him, How wewe thinye eyes o-openyed? 9-9:11 +He answewed and said, A-A man that is cawwed ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-made c-cway, and +anyointed minye eyes, and said u-unto me, Go to t-the poow of S-Siwoam, and +w-wash: and I went and washed, and I weceived sight. + +9:12 T-Then said they u-unto him, Whewe is o(>< )o h-he? He said, I knyow n-nyot. + +9:13 They b-bwought to t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees him that afowetime w-was bwind. + +9-9:14 And it w-was t-the sabbath day when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-made t-the c-cway, and openyed +his eyes. + +9:15 T-Then again t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees awso asked him how he h-had weceived his +sight. He said u-unto t-them, He put cway upon minye eyes, and I washed, +and (^-^*)/ d-do see. + +9:16 Thewefowe said s-some of t-the Phawisees, This man is nyot of G-God, +because he keepeth nyot t-the sabbath d-day. Othews said, How c-can a man +that is a sinnyew (^-^*)/ d-do such m-miwacwes? And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a division among +them. + +9:17 They say u-unto t-the bwind man again, What sayest t-thou of him, that +he hath openyed thinye eyes? He said, He is a pwophet. + +9:18 But t-the Jews did nyot bewieve c-concewnying him, that he h-had b-been +bwind, and weceived his s-sight, untiw they cawwed t-the p-pawents of him +that h-had weceived his sight. + +9:19 And they asked t-them, s-saying, Is this youw son, who ye say w-was +bown b-bwind? how t-then doth he nyow see? 9:20 His p-pawents answewed t-them +and said, We knyow that this is ouw son, and that he w-was bown bwind: +9:21 But by what means he nyow seeth, we knyow n-nyot; ow who hath openyed +his eyes, we knyow nyot: he is of age; ask him: he shaww speak (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +himsewf. + +9:22 These w-wowds spake his pawents, because they feawed t-the Jews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the Jews h-had agweed awweady, that if any man did confess that he w-was +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, he shouwd be put out of t-the synyagogue. + +9:23 Thewefowe said his pawents, He is of age; ask h-him. + +9:24 T-Then again cawwed they t-the man that w-was bwind, and said u-unto him, +Give God t-the pwaise: we knyow that this man is a sinnyew. + +9:25 He answewed and said, Whethew he be a sinnyew ow nyo, I knyow nyot: +onye t-thing I knyow, that, w-wheweas I w-was bwind, nyow I see. + +9:26 T-Then said they to him again, What did he to thee? how openyed he +thinye eyes? 9:27 He answewed t-them, I have towd you awweady, and ye +did nyot heaw: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe w-wouwd ye h-heaw it (/ =ω=)/ a-again? wiww ye awso be his +discipwes? 9-9:28 T-Then they weviwed him, and said, T-Thou awt his +discipwe; but we awe Moses' d-discipwes. + +9:29 We knyow that God spake u-unto Moses: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this f-fewwow, we knyow +nyot fwom whence he is. + +9:30 The man answewed and said u-unto t-them, Why hewein is a mawvewwous +thing, that ye knyow nyot fwom whence he is, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he hath openyed minye +eyes. + +9:31 Nyow we knyow that God heaweth nyot sinnyews: but if any man be a +wowshippew of G-God, and doeth his wiww, him he heaweth. + +9:32 Since t-the wowwd began w-was it nyot heawd that any man openyed t-the +eyes of onye that w-was bown bwind. + +9:33 If this man wewe nyot of G-God, he couwd (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing. + +9:34 They answewed and said u-unto him, T-Thou wast awtogethew bown in +sins, and d-dost t-thou t-teach us? And they cast him ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +9:35 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd that they h-had cast him out; and when he h-had f-found +him, he said u-unto him, Dost t-thou bewieve on t-the S-Son of God? 9:36 He +answewed and said, Who is he, W-Wowd, that I m-might bewieve on h-him? 9:37 +And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, T-Thou hast both s-seen him, and it is he that +|･ω･) t-tawketh with thee. + +9:38 And he said, W-Wowd, I bewieve. And he w-wowshipped h-him. + +9-9:39 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Fow j-judgment I am come into this wowwd, that they +which s-see nyot m-might see; and that they which s-see m-might be m-made bwind. + +9:40 And s-some of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees which wewe with him heawd these wowds, +and said u-unto him, Awe we bwind awso? 9-9:41 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, If +ye wewe bwind, ye shouwd have nyo (*°▽°*) s-sin: but nyow ye say, We see; +thewefowe youw sin wemainyeth. + +10:1 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, He that enteweth nyot by t-the doow +into t-the o(≧▽≦)o s-sheepfowd, but cwimbeth up s-some othew way, t-the same is a +t-thief and a w-wobbew. + +1-10:2 But he that enteweth in by t-the doow is t-the s-shephewd of t-the sheep. + +10:3 To him t-the powtew openyeth; and t-the sheep h-heaw his voice: and he +cawweth his own sheep by nyame, and weadeth t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +10:4 And when he putteth fowth his own sheep, he goeth befowe t-them, +and t-the sheep fowwow him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they knyow his voice. + +1-10:5 And a stwangew wiww they nyot fowwow, but wiww fwee fwom him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they knyow nyot t-the voice of stwangews. + +10:6 This pawabwe spake ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: but they undewstood nyot what +things they wewe which he spake u-unto them. + +10:7 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them again, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, +I am t-the doow of t-the sheep. + +10:8 Aww that e-evew came befowe m-me awe thieves and wobbews: but t-the +sheep did nyot h-heaw them. + +10:9 I am t-the doow: by m-me if any man entew in, he shaww be saved, and +shaww go in and (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and f-find pastuwe. + +10:10 The t-thief cometh nyot, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to steaw, and to k-kiww, and to +destwoy: I am come that they m-might have w-wife, and that they m-might have +it mowe abundantwy. + +1-10:11 I am t-the g-good shephewd: t-the g-good s-shephewd giveth his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the sheep. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 But he that is an hiwewing, and nyot t-the s-shephewd, whose own t-the +sheep awe nyot, seeth t-the wowf coming, and weaveth t-the sheep, and +fweeth: and t-the wowf (＞ｍ＜) c-catcheth t-them, and s-scatteweth t-the sheep. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 The hiwewing fweeth, because he is an hiwewing, and caweth nyot +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sheep. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 I am t-the g-good s-shephewd, and knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep, and am knyown of minye. + +10:15 As t-the Fathew k-knyoweth me, even so knyow I t-the Fathew: and I way +down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sheep. + +1-10:16 And othew sheep I have, which awe nyot of this fowd: t-them awso I +(* ^ ω ^) m-must bwing, and they shaww h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be onye f-fowd, +and onye shephewd. + +1-10:17 Thewefowe doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew wove me, because I way down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, +that I m-might o(>ω<)o t-take it again. + +10:18 N-Nyo man taketh it fwom me, but I way it down of mysewf. I have +p-powew to way it down, and I have p-powew to o(>ω<)o t-take it again. This +commandment have I weceived of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. + +10:19 Thewe w-was a division thewefowe again among t-the Jews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these +sayings. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And many of t-them said, He hath a deviw, and is m-mad; why h-heaw ye +h-him? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Othews said, These awe nyot t-the w-wowds of him that hath a +deviw. Can a deviw open t-the eyes of t-the b-bwind? 10:22 And it w-was a-at +Jewusawem t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the dedication, and it w-was wintew. + +1-10:23 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wawked in t-the tempwe in S-Sowomon's powch. + +10:24 T-Then came t-the Jews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him, and said u-unto him, How wong +d-dost t-thou make us to doubt? If t-thou be t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, teww us p-pwainwy. + +10:25 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, I towd y-you, and ye bewieved nyot: t-the wowks +that I (^-^*)/ d-do in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's nyame, they beaw witnyess of me. + +10:26 But ye bewieve nyot, because ye awe nyot of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep, as I said +u-unto you. + +10:27 My sheep h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and I knyow t-them, and they fowwow me: +1-10:28 And I g-give u-unto t-them etewnyaw wife; and they shaww nyevew pewish, +nyeithew shaww any man pwuck t-them out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +10:29 My Fathew, which gave t-them me, is gweatew than aww; and nyo man +is abwe to pwuck t-them out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +10:30 I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew awe onye. + +10:31 T-Then t-the Jews took up s-stonyes again to stonye h-him. + +10:32 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, Many g-good wowks have I shewed you fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +F-Fathew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which of those wowks (^-^*)/ d-do ye stonye m-me? 10:33 The Jews +answewed him, s-saying, Fow a g-good wowk we stonye thee n-nyot; but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +bwasphemy; and because that thou, being a ^.^ m-man, makest t-thysewf God. + +1-10:34 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, Is it nyot wwitten in youw w-waw, I said, Ye +awe g-gods? 10:35 If he cawwed t-them gods, u-unto whom t-the wowd of God +came, and t-the scwiptuwe c-cannyot be b-bwoken; 10:36 Say ye of him, whom +t-the Fathew hath s-sanctified, and sent into t-the wowwd, T-Thou bwasphemest; +because I said, I am t-the S-Son of God? 10:37 If I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot t-the wowks of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, bewieve m-me n-nyot. + +10:38 But if I do, t-though ye bewieve nyot me, bewieve t-the wowks: that +ye may knyow, and b-bewieve, that t-the Fathew is in me, and I in h-him. + +10:39 Thewefowe they sought again to o(>ω<)o t-take him: but he escaped out of +theiw hand, 1-10:40 And went away again beyond (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan into t-the pwace +whewe (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John a-at fiwst baptized; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he abode. + +1-10:41 And many wesowted u-unto him, and said, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John did nyo m-miwacwe: but +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John spake of this man wewe twue. + +10:42 And many bewieved on him thewe. + +11:1 Nyow a c-cewtain man w-was sick, nyamed Wazawus, of Bethany, t-the t-town +of (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy and hew s-sistew Mawtha. + +11:2 (It w-was that (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy which anyointed t-the Wowd with ointment, and +wiped his feet with hew haiw, whose b-bwothew Wazawus w-was sick.) 11:3 +Thewefowe his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *moans* s-sistews sent u-unto him, s-saying, W-Wowd, b-behowd, he whom +t-thou w-wovest is s-sick. + +11:4 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd that, he said, This sicknyess is nyot u-unto d-death, +but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of G-God, that t-the S-Son of God m-might be gwowified +theweby. + +11:5 Nyow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus woved (^-^*)/ M-Mawtha, and hew sistew, and Wazawus. + +11:6 When he h-had heawd thewefowe that he w-was sick, he abode two days +stiww in t-the same pwace whewe he was. + +11:7 T-Then aftew that saith he to his discipwes, Wet us go into Judaea +again. + +11:8 His discipwes say u-unto him, Mastew, t-the Jews of w-wate sought to +stonye thee; and goest t-thou thithew (/ =ω=)/ a-again? 11:9 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, Awe +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot twewve houws in t-the day? If any man wawk in t-the day, he +stumbweth nyot, because he seeth t-the wight of this wowwd. + +11:10 But if a man wawk in t-the nyight, he stumbweth, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyo wight in h-him. + +11:11 These things said he: and aftew that he saith u-unto t-them, O-Ouw +fwiend Wazawus sweepeth; but I go, that I may awake him out of sweep. + +11:12 T-Then said his discipwes, W-Wowd, if he sweep, he shaww (^-^*)/ d-do weww. + +11:13 Howbeit ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus spake of his (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but they thought that he h-had +spoken of taking of w-west in sweep. + +11:14 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them pwainwy, Wazawus is dead. + +11:15 And I am gwad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes that I w-was nyot thewe, to t-the intent +ye may bewieve; nyevewthewess wet us go u-unto h-him. + +11:16 T-Then said Thomas, which is cawwed Didymus, u-unto his +fewwowdiscipwes, Wet us awso go, that we may die with h-him. + +11:17 T-Then when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came, he f-found that he h-had wain in t-the gwave +fouw days awweady. + +11:18 Nyow Bethany w-was nyigh u-unto J-Jewusawem, about f-fifteen fuwwongs off: +11:19 And many of t-the Jews came to Mawtha and Mawy, to comfowt t-them +c-concewnying theiw bwothew. + +11:20 T-Then (^-^*)/ M-Mawtha, as soon as she heawd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was coming, went +and met him: but (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy sat stiww in t-the house. + +11:21 T-Then said Mawtha u-unto Jesus, W-Wowd, if t-thou hadst b-been hewe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +b-bwothew h-had nyot died. + +11:22 But I knyow, that even n-nyow, whatsoevew t-thou wiwt ask of G-God, God +wiww g-give it thee. + +1-11:23 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Thy b-bwothew shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise again. + +11:24 Mawtha saith u-unto him, I knyow that he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise again in t-the +wesuwwection a-at t-the wast d-day. + +11:25 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto hew, I am t-the wesuwwection, and t-the wife: he +that b-bewieveth in me, t-though he wewe dead, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww he w-wive: 11:26 +And w-whosoevew wiveth and b-bewieveth in m-me shaww nyevew die. Bewievest +t-thou t-this? 11:27 She saith u-unto him, Yea, Wowd: I bewieve that t-thou +awt t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of G-God, which shouwd come into t-the wowwd. + +11:28 And when she h-had so said, she went hew way, and cawwed (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy hew +s-sistew s-secwetwy, s-saying, The M-Mastew is come, and cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +1-11:29 As soon as she heawd that, she awose quickwy, and came u-unto h-him. + +11:30 Nyow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come into t-the town, but w-was in that pwace +whewe Mawtha met h-him. + +11:31 The Jews t-then which wewe with hew in t-the h-house, and c-comfowted +hew, when they saw Mawy, that she w-wose up hastiwy and went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, +f-fowwowed hew, s-saying, She goeth u-unto t-the gwave to weep thewe. + +11:32 T-Then when (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy w-was come whewe ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus was, and saw him, she feww +down a-at his feet, saying u-unto him, W-Wowd, if t-thou hadst b-been hewe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +b-bwothew h-had nyot died. + +11:33 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe saw hew weeping, and t-the Jews awso weeping +which came with hew, he gwoanyed in t-the spiwit, and w-was twoubwed. + +(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 And said, Whewe have ye w-waid h-him? They said u-unto him, W-Wowd, come +and see. + +11:35 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wept. + +11:36 T-Then said t-the Jews, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd how he woved him! 11:37 And s-some of +t-them said, Couwd nyot this ^.^ m-man, which openyed t-the eyes of t-the bwind, +have caused that even this man shouwd nyot have died? 1-11:38 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +thewefowe again (O.O) g-gwoanying in himsewf cometh to t-the gwave. I-It w-was a +cave, and a stonye way upon it. + +1-11:39 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Take ye away t-the stonye. (^-^*)/ M-Mawtha, t-the s-sistew of him +that w-was dead, saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, by this time he stinketh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +hath b-been dead fouw days. + +11:40 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Said I nyot u-unto thee, that, if t-thou +wouwdest b-bewieve, t-thou shouwdest s-see t-the gwowy of God? 11:41 T-Then +they took away t-the stonye fwom t-the pwace whewe t-the dead w-was w-waid. And +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-wifted up his eyes, and said, Fathew, I thank thee that t-thou +hast heawd me. + +1-11:42 And I knyew that t-thou heawest m-me awways: but because of t-the +peopwe which stand by I said it, that they may bewieve that t-thou hast +sent me. + +1-11:43 And when he thus h-had spoken, he cwied with a w-woud voice, +Wazawus, come f-fowth. + +11:44 And he that w-was dead came fowth, b-bound hand and foot with +gwavecwothes: and his f-face w-was b-bound about with a nyapkin. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith +u-unto t-them, W-Woose him, and wet him go. + +11:45 T-Then many of t-the Jews which came to Mawy, and h-had s-seen t-the +things which ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did, bewieved on h-him. + +1-11:46 But s-some of t-them went theiw ways to t-the Phawisees, and towd t-them +what things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had donye. + +11:47 T-Then gathewed t-the chief pwiests and t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees a counciw, and +said, What (^-^*)/ d-do ^.^ w-we? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this man doeth many m-miwacwes. + +11:48 If we wet him thus awonye, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men wiww bewieve on him: and t-the +W-Womans shaww come and o(>ω<)o t-take away both ouw pwace and n-nyation. + +11:49 And onye of t-them, nyamed Caiaphas, being t-the high pwiest that same +y-yeaw, said u-unto t-them, Ye knyow nyothing a-at a-aww, 11:50 Nyow considew that +it is expedient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that onye man shouwd die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, and +that t-the w-whowe nyation pewish n-nyot. + +11:51 And this spake he nyot of himsewf: but being high pwiest that +y-yeaw, he pwophesied that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shouwd die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that nyation; 1-11:52 And +nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that nyation onwy, but that awso he shouwd gathew togethew in +onye t-the chiwdwen of God that wewe scattewed abwoad. + +1-11:53 T-Then fwom that day fowth they took counsew togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to put +him to death. + +11:54 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe wawked nyo mowe openwy among t-the Jews; but went +(o´∀`o) t-thence u-unto a c-countwy (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the wiwdewnyess, into a city cawwed +Ephwaim, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe continyued with his d-discipwes. + +11:55 And t-the Jews' passovew w-was nyigh a-at hand: and many went out of +t-the c-countwy up to Jewusawem befowe t-the p-passovew, to puwify themsewves. + +1-11:56 T-Then sought they (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jesus, and spake among themsewves, as they +s-stood in t-the t-tempwe, What think ye, that he wiww nyot come to t-the +f-feast? 1-11:57 Nyow both t-the chief pwiests and t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees h-had given a +c-commandment, that, if any man knyew whewe he (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, he shouwd s-shew it, +that they m-might o(>ω<)o t-take h-him. + +12:1 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus six days befowe t-the passovew came to Bethany, whewe +Wazawus was, which h-had b-been dead, whom he waised fwom t-the dead. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Thewe they m-made him a suppew; and Mawtha sewved: but Wazawus w-was +onye of t-them that sat a-at t-the tabwe with h-him. + +12:3 T-Then took (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy a pound of ointment of spikenyawd, vewy costwy, and +anyointed t-the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with hew haiw: and t-the +house w-was fiwwed with t-the odouw of t-the ointment. + +12:4 T-Then saith onye of his discipwes, (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, Simon's son, +which shouwd betway him, 1-12:5 Why w-was nyot this ointment sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thwee +hundwed pence, and given to t-the poow? 12:6 This he said, nyot that he +cawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the poow; but because he w-was a thief, and h-had t-the bag, and +bawe what w-was put thewein. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 T-Then said Jesus, Wet hew a-awonye: against t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my buwying +hath she kept this. + +12:8 Fow t-the poow awways ye have with you; but m-me ye have nyot awways. + +12:9 Much peopwe of t-the Jews thewefowe knyew that he w-was thewe: and +they came nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jesus' sake onwy, but that they m-might s-see Wazawus +awso, whom he h-had waised fwom t-the dead. + +12:10 But t-the chief pwiests c-consuwted that they m-might put Wazawus awso +to death; 1-12:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that by w-weason of him many of t-the Jews went +away, and bewieved on Jesus. + +12:12 On t-the nyext day m-much peopwe that wewe come to t-the f-feast, when +they heawd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was coming to J-Jewusawem, 12:13 T-Took bwanches of +(o-_-o) p-pawm twees, and went fowth to meet him, and cwied, Hosannya: Bwessed is +t-the King of Iswaew that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd. + +12:14 And Jesus, when he h-had f-found a young ass, sat theweon; as it is +wwitten, 1-12:15 Feaw nyot, daughtew of S-Sion: b-behowd, thy King cometh, +sitting on an a-ass's cowt. + +12:16 These things undewstood nyot his discipwes a-at t-the fiwst: but when +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was g-gwowified, t-then wemembewed they that these things wewe +wwitten of him, and that they h-had donye these things u-unto h-him. + +12:17 The peopwe thewefowe that w-was with him when he cawwed Wazawus +out of his gwave, and waised him fwom t-the dead, bawe wecowd. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 Fow this c-cause t-the peopwe awso met him, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that they heawd that +he h-had donye this miwacwe. + +12:19 The (^ω~) P-Phawisees thewefowe said among themsewves, Pewceive ye how +ye pwevaiw n-nyothing? b-behowd, t-the wowwd is gonye aftew h-him. + +12:20 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe c-cewtain Gweeks among t-them that came up to w-wowship +a-at t-the feast: 1-12:21 The same came thewefowe to Phiwip, which w-was of +Bethsaida of G-Gawiwee, and desiwed him, s-saying, Siw, we w-wouwd s-see +Jesus. + +12:22 Phiwip cometh and tewweth Andwew: and again A-Andwew and Phiwip +teww Jesus. + +12:23 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, s-saying, The (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is come, that t-the S-Son +of man shouwd be ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. + +12:24 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Except a cown of wheat faww into +t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound and die, it abideth a-awonye: but if it die, it bwingeth fowth +m-much fwuit. + +12:25 He that woveth his wife shaww wose it; and he that hateth his +wife in this wowwd shaww keep it u-unto wife etewnyaw. + +12:26 If any man sewve me, wet him fowwow m-me; and whewe I am, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant be: if any man sewve me, him wiww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew +honyouw. + +12:27 Nyow is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw twoubwed; and what shaww I say? Fathew, s-save m-me +fwom this houw: but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause came I u-unto this h-houw. + +12:28 Fathew, gwowify thy nyame. T-Then came (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a voice fwom heaven, +s-saying, I have both gwowified it, and wiww gwowify it again. + +12:29 The peopwe thewefowe, that s-stood by, and heawd it, said that it +thundewed: othews said, An angew spake to h-him. + +12:30 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, This voice came nyot because of me, but +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes. + +12:31 Nyow is t-the j-judgment of this wowwd: nyow shaww t-the pwince of this +wowwd be cast ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +12:32 And I, if I be w-wifted up fwom t-the eawth, wiww d-dwaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men u-unto +me. + +1-12:33 This he said, signyifying what death he shouwd die. + +12:34 The peopwe answewed him, We have heawd out of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw that +Chwist abideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and how sayest thou, The S-Son of man (* ^ ω ^) m-must be +w-wifted u-up? who is this S-Son of man? 12:35 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, +Y-Yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe is t-the wight with you. + +Wawk whiwe ye have t-the wight, west dawknyess come upon you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that +w-wawketh in dawknyess k-knyoweth nyot whithew he goeth. + +12:36 Whiwe ye have wight, bewieve in t-the wight, that ye may be t-the +chiwdwen of wight. These things spake Jesus, and depawted, and did +hide himsewf fwom them. + +1-12:37 But t-though he h-had donye so many miwacwes befowe t-them, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they +bewieved nyot on him: 12:38 That t-the saying of Esaias t-the pwophet m-might +be fuwfiwwed, which he spake, W-Wowd, who hath bewieved ouw wepowt? and +to whom hath t-the a-awm of t-the Wowd b-been weveawed? 12:39 Thewefowe they +couwd nyot b-bewieve, because that Esaias said again, 1-12:40 He hath +bwinded theiw eyes, and hawdenyed theiw heawt; that they shouwd nyot s-see +with theiw eyes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow undewstand with theiw heawt, and be convewted, +and I shouwd heaw them. + +12:41 These things said Esaias, when he saw his gwowy, and spake of +h-him. + +12:42 Nyevewthewess among t-the chief wuwews awso many bewieved on h-him; +but because of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees they did nyot confess him, west they +shouwd be put out of t-the synyagogue: 12:43 Fow they woved t-the pwaise of +men mowe than t-the pwaise of God. + +12:44 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cwied and said, He that b-bewieveth on me, b-bewieveth nyot on +me, but on him that sent me. + +(　･ω･)☞ 1-12:45 And he that seeth m-me seeth him that sent me. + +12:46 I am come a wight into t-the wowwd, that w-whosoevew b-bewieveth on m-me +shouwd nyot abide in dawknyess. + +1-12:47 And if any man h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, and bewieve nyot, I j-judge him nyot: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I came nyot to j-judge t-the wowwd, but to s-save t-the wowwd. + +12:48 He that (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-wejecteth me, and weceiveth nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, hath onye that +j-judgeth him: t-the wowd that I have spoken, t-the same shaww j-judge him in +t-the wast d-day. + +12:49 Fow I have nyot spoken of mysewf; but t-the Fathew which sent me, +he gave m-me a c-commandment, what I shouwd say, and what I shouwd s-speak. + +12:50 And I knyow that his commandment is wife evewwasting: whatsoevew +I speak thewefowe, even as t-the Fathew said u-unto me, so I s-speak. + +13:1 Nyow befowe t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the p-passovew, when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew that his +(*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was come that he shouwd depawt out of this wowwd u-unto t-the Fathew, +h-having woved his own which wewe in t-the wowwd, he woved t-them u-unto t-the +end. + +13:2 And suppew being ended, t-the deviw h-having nyow put into t-the heawt +of (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, Simon's son, to betway h-him; 13:3 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyowing that +t-the Fathew h-had given (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things into his hands, and that he w-was come +fwom G-God, and went to God; 13:4 He wiseth fwom suppew, and w-waid aside +his (* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; and took a towew, and giwded himsewf. + +13:5 Aftew that he pouweth w-watew into a bason, and began to w-wash t-the +discipwes' feet, and to wipe t-them with t-the towew whewewith he w-was +giwded. + +13:6 T-Then cometh he to Simon Petew: and (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, +d-dost t-thou w-wash o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet? 13:7 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, What I +(^-^*)/ d-do t-thou k-knyowest nyot nyow; but t-thou shawt knyow heweaftew. + +13:8 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saith u-unto him, T-Thou shawt nyevew w-wash o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +answewed him, If I w-wash thee nyot, t-thou hast nyo pawt with me. + +13:9 Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet onwy, but awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +h-hands and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head. + +1-13:10 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith to him, He that is washed nyeedeth nyot s-save to w-wash +his feet, but is cwean {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy w-whit: and ye awe cwean, but nyot aww. + +1-13:11 Fow he knyew who shouwd betway h-him; thewefowe said he, Ye awe nyot +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cwean. + +13:12 S-So aftew he h-had washed theiw feet, and h-had taken his gawments, +and w-was s-set down again, he said u-unto t-them, K-Knyow ye what I have donye to +y-you? 13:13 Ye caww m-me M-Mastew and Wowd: and ye say w-weww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so I am. + +13:14 If I then, youw Wowd and Mastew, have washed youw feet; ye awso +ought to w-wash onye a-anyothew's feet. + +13:15 Fow I have given you an e-exampwe, that ye shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do as I have +donye to you. + +1-13:16 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, The sewvant is nyot gweatew than +his w-wowd; nyeithew he that is sent gweatew than he that sent h-him. + +13:17 If ye knyow these things, happy awe ye if ye (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +13:18 I speak nyot of you aww: I knyow whom I have c-chosen: but that t-the +scwiptuwe may be fuwfiwwed, He that eateth bwead with m-me hath w-wifted +up his heew against me. + +13:19 Nyow I teww you befowe it come, that, when it is come to pass, ye +may bewieve that I am he. + +1-13:20 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, He that weceiveth w-whomsoevew I +send weceiveth m-me; and he that weceiveth m-me weceiveth him that sent +me. + +13:21 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had thus said, he w-was twoubwed in spiwit, and +testified, and said, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, that onye of you +shaww betway me. + +13:22 T-Then t-the discipwes wooked onye on anyothew, d-doubting of whom he +spake. + +13:23 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was weanying on J-Jesus' b-bosom onye of his discipwes, whom +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-woved. + +13:24 Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew thewefowe beckonyed to him, that he shouwd ask who it +shouwd be of whom he spake. + +13:25 He t-then wying on J-Jesus' bweast saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, who is it? +13:26 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, He it is, to whom I shaww g-give a sop, when I +have dipped it. And when he h-had dipped t-the sop, he gave it to (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas +Iscawiot, t-the son of S-Simon. + +13:27 And aftew t-the sop Satan entewed into h-him. T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto +him, That t-thou doest, (^-^*)/ d-do quickwy. + +13:28 Nyow nyo man a-at t-the tabwe knyew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what intent he spake this u-unto +h-him. + +13:29 Fow s-some of t-them t-thought, because (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas h-had t-the bag, that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +h-had said u-unto him, Buy those things that we have nyeed of against t-the +feast; ow, that he shouwd g-give something to t-the poow. + +13:30 He t-then h-having weceived t-the sop went immediatewy out: and it w-was +nyight. + +13:31 Thewefowe, when he w-was gonye (* ^ ω ^) o-out, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Nyow is t-the S-Son of +man g-gwowified, and God is gwowified in h-him. + +~(>_<~) 1-13:32 If God be gwowified in him, God shaww awso gwowify him in +himsewf, and shaww stwaightway gwowify h-him. + +13:33 W-Wittwe c-chiwdwen, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe I am with you. Ye shaww seek +me: and as I said u-unto t-the Jews, Whithew I go, ye c-cannyot come; so nyow +I say to you. + +13:34 A-A nyew commandment I g-give u-unto y-you, That ye wove onye anyothew; as +I have woved y-you, that ye awso wove onye anyothew. + +13:35 By this shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men knyow that ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwes, if ye have +wove onye to anyothew. + +13:36 Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, W-Wowd, whithew goest thou? ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +answewed him, Whithew I go, t-thou c-canst nyot fowwow m-me nyow; but t-thou +shawt fowwow m-me aftewwawds. + +13:37 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, W-Wowd, why c-cannyot I fowwow thee nyow? I wiww +way down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake. + +(☆▽☆) *shuffles closer* 1-13:38 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed him, Wiwt t-thou way down thy wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake? +Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto thee, The cock shaww nyot c-cwow, tiww t-thou +hast denyied m-me thwice. + +14:1 Wet nyot youw heawt be twoubwed: ye bewieve in G-God, bewieve awso +in me. + +14:2 In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's house awe many mansions: if it wewe nyot so, I +w-wouwd have towd you. I go to p-pwepawe a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +14:3 And if I go and p-pwepawe a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, I wiww come again, and +weceive you u-unto mysewf; that whewe I am, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ye may be awso. + +14:4 And whithew I go ye knyow, and t-the w-way ye knyow. + +1-14:5 Thomas saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, we knyow nyot whithew t-thou goest; and +how c-can we knyow t-the way? 14:6 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, I am t-the way, t-the +twuth, and t-the wife: nyo man cometh u-unto t-the Fathew, but by me. + +14:7 If ye h-had knyown me, ye shouwd have knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew awso: and fwom +hencefowth ye knyow him, and have s-seen h-him. + +14:8 Phiwip saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, s-shew us t-the Fathew, and it sufficeth +us. + +14:9 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, H-Have I b-been so wong time with y-you, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +hast t-thou nyot knyown me, Phiwip? he that hath s-seen m-me hath s-seen t-the +F-Fathew; and how sayest t-thou then, Shew us t-the Fathew? 14:10 Bewievest +t-thou nyot that I am in t-the Fathew, and t-the Fathew in m-me? t-the w-wowds +that I speak u-unto you I speak nyot of mysewf: but t-the Fathew that +d-dwewweth in me, he doeth t-the wowks. + +14:11 Bewieve m-me that I am in t-the Fathew, and t-the Fathew in me: ow +ewse bewieve m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the vewy wowks' sake. + +1-14:12 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, He that b-bewieveth on me, t-the +wowks that I (^-^*)/ d-do shaww he (^-^*)/ d-do awso; and gweatew wowks than these shaww +he do; because I go u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. + +14:13 And whatsoevew ye shaww ask in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, that wiww I do, that t-the +Fathew may be gwowified in t-the Son. + +14:14 If ye shaww ask any t-thing in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +1-14:15 If ye wove me, keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments. + +14:16 And I wiww p-pway t-the Fathew, and he shaww g-give you anyothew +C-Comfowtew, that he may abide with you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; 14:17 Even t-the Spiwit +of t-twuth; whom t-the wowwd c-cannyot weceive, because it seeth him nyot, +nyeithew k-knyoweth him: but ye knyow h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he d-dwewweth with y-you, and +shaww be in you. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 I wiww nyot weave you comfowtwess: I wiww come to you. + +1-14:19 Y-Yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and t-the wowwd seeth m-me nyo mowe; but ye s-see +me: because I wive, ye shaww wive awso. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that day ye shaww knyow that I am in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and ye in me, +and I in you. + +1-14:21 He that hath o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and keepeth t-them, he it is that +woveth me: and he that woveth m-me shaww be woved of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and I +wiww wove him, and wiww manyifest mysewf to h-him. + +14:22 (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas saith u-unto him, nyot Iscawiot, W-Wowd, how is it that t-thou +wiwt manyifest t-thysewf u-unto u-us, and nyot u-unto t-the wowwd? 14:23 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +answewed and said u-unto him, If a man wove me, he wiww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds: +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew wiww wove him, and we wiww come u-unto him, and make ouw +abode with h-him. + +14:24 He that woveth m-me nyot keepeth nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sayings: and t-the wowd which +ye h-heaw is nyot minye, but t-the Fathew's which sent me. + +14:25 These things have I spoken u-unto y-you, being (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwesent with you. + +14:26 But t-the C-Comfowtew, which is t-the Howy Ghost, whom t-the Fathew wiww +send in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, he shaww t-teach you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and bwing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things +to youw w-wemembwance, whatsoevew I have said u-unto you. + +14:27 Peace I weave with y-you, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peace I g-give u-unto you: nyot as t-the +wowwd g-giveth, g-give I u-unto you. Wet nyot youw heawt be twoubwed, nyeithew +wet it be afwaid. + +14:28 Ye have heawd how I said u-unto y-you, I go away, and come again +u-unto you. If ye woved me, ye w-wouwd wejoice, because I said, I go u-unto +t-the Fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew is gweatew than I. + +14:29 And nyow I have towd you befowe it come to pass, that, when it is +come to pass, ye m-might bewieve. + +14:30 Heweaftew I wiww nyot tawk m-much with you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwince of this +wowwd cometh, and hath nyothing in me. + +14:31 But that t-the wowwd may knyow that I wove t-the F-Fathew; and as t-the +Fathew gave m-me c-commandment, even so I do. Awise, wet us go hence. + +15:1 I am t-the twue vinye, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew is t-the husbandman. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Evewy bwanch in m-me that beaweth nyot fwuit he taketh (☆ω☆) a-away: and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy bwanch that beaweth f-fwuit, he p-puwgeth it, that it may bwing +fowth mowe fwuit. + +1-15:3 Nyow ye awe cwean thwough t-the wowd which I have spoken u-unto you. + +:3 1-15:4 Abide in me, and I in you. As t-the bwanch c-cannyot beaw fwuit of +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, except it abide in t-the v-vinye; nyo mowe c-can ye, except ye abide +in me. + +1-15:5 I am t-the vinye, ye awe t-the bwanches: He that abideth in me, and I +in him, t-the same bwingeth fowth m-much fwuit: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow without m-me ye c-can (^-^*)/ d-do +nyothing. + +15:6 If a man abide nyot in me, he is cast fowth as a b-bwanch, and is +withewed; and men gathew t-them, and cast t-them into t-the f-fiwe, and they +awe buwnyed. + +15:7 If ye abide in me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds abide in y-you, ye shaww ask what +ye wiww, and it shaww be donye u-unto you. + +15:8 Hewein is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew g-gwowified, that ye beaw m-much fwuit; so shaww +ye be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-discipwes. + +15:9 As t-the Fathew hath woved me, so have I woved you: continyue ye in +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove. + +15:10 If ye keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, ye shaww abide in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove; even as I +have kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's commandments, and abide in his wove. + +15:11 These things have I spoken u-unto y-you, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy m-might wemain in +y-you, and that youw joy m-might be fuww. + +15:12 This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandment, That ye wove onye anyothew, as I have +woved you. + +1-15:13 Gweatew wove hath nyo man than this, that a man way down his wife +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fwiends. + +15:14 Ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, if ye (^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew I command you. + +15:15 Hencefowth I caww you nyot sewvants; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvant k-knyoweth nyot +what his wowd d-doeth: but I have cawwed you fwiends; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things +that I have heawd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew I have m-made knyown u-unto you. + +15:16 Ye have nyot chosen me, but I have chosen y-you, and o-owdainyed y-you, +that ye shouwd go and bwing fowth f-fwuit, and that youw fwuit shouwd +wemain: that whatsoevew ye shaww ask of t-the Fathew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, he may +g-give it you. + +15:17 These things I command y-you, that ye wove onye anyothew. + +15:18 If t-the wowwd hate y-you, ye knyow that it hated m-me befowe it hated +you. + +1-15:19 If ye wewe of t-the wowwd, t-the wowwd w-wouwd wove his own: but +because ye awe nyot of t-the wowwd, but I have chosen you out of t-the +wowwd, thewefowe t-the wowwd hateth you. + +1-15:20 Wemembew t-the wowd that I said u-unto y-you, The sewvant is nyot +gweatew than his w-wowd. If they have pewsecuted me, they wiww awso +pewsecute you; if they have kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-saying, they wiww keep (☆▽☆) y-youws awso. + +15:21 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things wiww they (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake, +because they knyow nyot him that sent me. + +15:22 If I h-had nyot come and spoken u-unto t-them, they h-had nyot h-had (*°▽°*) s-sin: +but nyow they have nyo cwoak (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sin. + +1-15:23 He that hateth m-me hateth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew awso. + +1-15:24 If I h-had nyot donye among t-them t-the wowks which nyonye othew man did, +they h-had nyot h-had (*°▽°*) s-sin: but nyow have they both s-seen and hated both m-me +and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. + +15:25 But this cometh to pass, that t-the wowd m-might be fuwfiwwed that +is wwitten in theiw w-waw, They hated m-me without a cause. + +15:26 But when t-the C-Comfowtew is come, whom I wiww send u-unto you fwom +t-the Fathew, even t-the Spiwit of twuth, which p-pwoceedeth fwom t-the +Fathew, he shaww t-testify of me: 15:27 And ye awso shaww beaw witnyess, +because ye have b-been with m-me fwom t-the beginnying. + +16:1 These things have I spoken u-unto y-you, that ye shouwd nyot be +offended. + +16:2 They shaww put you out of t-the synyagogues: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the time cometh, +that w-whosoevew kiwweth you wiww think that he doeth God sewvice. + +16:3 And these things wiww they (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto y-you, because they have nyot +knyown t-the Fathew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow me. + +16:4 But these things have I towd y-you, that when t-the time shaww come, +ye may (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that I towd you of them. And these things I said nyot +u-unto you a-at t-the beginnying, because I w-was with you. + +16:5 But nyow I go o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way to him that sent m-me; and nyonye of you asketh +me, Whithew goest thou? 1-16:6 But because I have said these things +u-unto y-you, sowwow hath fiwwed youw heawt. + +16:7 Nyevewthewess I teww you t-the t-twuth; I-It is expedient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you that I +go (☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if I go nyot away, t-the C-Comfowtew wiww nyot come u-unto you; +but if I depawt, I wiww send him u-unto you. + +16:8 And when he is come, he wiww wepwove t-the wowwd of sin, and of +wighteousnyess, and of judgment: 1-16:9 O-Of sin, because they bewieve nyot +on m-me; 1-16:10 O-Of wighteousnyess, because I go to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and ye s-see +m-me nyo mowe; 16:11 O-Of j-judgment, because t-the pwince of this wowwd is +judged. + +1-16:12 I have (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet many things to say u-unto y-you, but ye c-cannyot beaw t-them +n-nyow. + +16:13 Howbeit when he, t-the Spiwit of twuth, is come, he wiww guide you +into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twuth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww nyot speak of himsewf; but whatsoevew he +shaww h-heaw, that shaww he speak: and he wiww s-shew you things to come. + +1-16:14 He shaww gwowify me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww weceive of minye, and shaww +s-shew it u-unto you. + +xDD 1-16:15 Aww things that t-the Fathew hath awe minye: thewefowe said I, that +he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of minye, and shaww s-shew it u-unto you. + +16:16 A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and ye shaww nyot s-see me: and again, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +whiwe, and ye shaww s-see me, because I go to t-the Fathew. + +1-16:17 T-Then said s-some of his discipwes among themsewves, What is this +that he saith u-unto u-us, A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and ye shaww nyot s-see me: and +again, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and ye shaww s-see me: and, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I go to t-the +Fathew? 1-16:18 They said thewefowe, What is this that he saith, A-A +ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe? we c-cannyot teww what he saith. + +16:19 Nyow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew that they wewe desiwous to ask him, and said u-unto +t-them, Do ye enquiwe among youwsewves of that I said, A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, +and ye shaww nyot s-see me: and again, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and ye shaww s-see +m-me? 16:20 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, That ye shaww weep and +w-wament, but t-the wowwd shaww wejoice: and ye shaww be sowwowfuw, but +youw sowwow shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into j-joy. + +16:21 A-A woman when she is in twavaiw hath sowwow, because hew (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is +c-come: but as soon as she is dewivewed of t-the chiwd, she w-wemembeweth nyo +mowe t-the anguish, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy that a man is bown into t-the wowwd. + +16:22 And ye nyow thewefowe have sowwow: but I wiww s-see you again, and +youw heawt shaww wejoice, and youw joy nyo man taketh fwom you. + +1-16:23 And in that day ye shaww ask m-me nyothing. Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say +u-unto y-you, W-Whatsoevew ye shaww ask t-the Fathew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, he wiww g-give +it you. + +16:24 Hithewto have ye asked nyothing in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: ask, and ye shaww +weceive, that youw joy may be fuww. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 These things have I spoken u-unto you in pwovewbs: but t-the time +cometh, when I shaww nyo mowe speak u-unto you in p-pwovewbs, but I shaww +s-shew you pwainwy of t-the Fathew. + +16:26 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that day ye shaww ask in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: and I say nyot u-unto y-you, +that I wiww p-pway t-the Fathew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: 16:27 Fow t-the Fathew himsewf +woveth y-you, because ye have woved me, and have bewieved that I came +out fwom God. + +1-16:28 I came fowth fwom t-the Fathew, and am come into t-the wowwd: again, +I weave t-the wowwd, and go to t-the Fathew. + +16:29 His discipwes said u-unto him, Wo, nyow speakest t-thou pwainwy, and +speakest nyo p-pwovewb. + +16:30 Nyow awe we suwe that t-thou k-knyowest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and nyeedest nyot +that any man shouwd ask t-thee: by this we bewieve that t-thou camest +fowth fwom God. + +16:31 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, Do ye nyow ^.^ b-bewieve? 16:32 Behowd, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw +cometh, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, is nyow come, that ye shaww be scattewed, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his +own, and shaww weave m-me a-awonye: and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I am nyot awonye, because t-the +Fathew is with me. + +1-16:33 These things I have spoken u-unto y-you, that in m-me ye m-might have +p-peace. + +In t-the wowwd ye shaww have twibuwation: but be of g-good (-ω-、) c-cheew; I have +ovewcome t-the wowwd. + +17:1 These w-wowds spake Jesus, and w-wifted up his eyes to heaven, and +said, Fathew, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is come; gwowify thy Son, that thy S-Son awso may +gwowify t-thee: 17:2 As t-thou hast given him p-powew o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, that +he shouwd g-give etewnyaw wife to as many as t-thou hast given h-him. + +17:3 And this is wife etewnyaw, that they m-might knyow thee t-the onwy twue +G-God, and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, whom t-thou hast sent. + +17:4 I have gwowified thee on t-the eawth: I have finyished t-the wowk +which t-thou gavest m-me to do. + +17:5 And n-nyow, O-O Fathew, gwowify t-thou m-me with thinye own sewf with t-the +gwowy which I h-had with thee befowe t-the wowwd was. + +17:6 I have m-manyifested thy nyame u-unto t-the men which t-thou gavest m-me out +of t-the wowwd: thinye they (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, and t-thou gavest t-them m-me; and they have +kept thy wowd. + +17:7 Nyow they have knyown that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things whatsoevew t-thou hast given m-me +awe of thee. + +1-17:8 Fow I have given u-unto t-them t-the w-wowds which t-thou gavest m-me; and +they have weceived t-them, and have knyown suwewy that I came out fwom +thee, and they have bewieved that t-thou didst send me. + +17:9 I p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: I p-pway nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowwd, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them which +t-thou hast given m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe thinye. + +17:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye awe thinye, and thinye awe minye; and I am gwowified +in them. + +17:11 And nyow I am nyo mowe in t-the wowwd, but these awe in t-the wowwd, +and I come to thee. Howy Fathew, keep thwough thinye own nyame those +whom t-thou hast given me, that they may be o-onye, as we awe. + +17:12 Whiwe I w-was with t-them in t-the wowwd, I kept t-them in thy nyame: +those that t-thou gavest m-me I have kept, and nyonye of t-them is w-wost, but +t-the son of pewdition; that t-the scwiptuwe m-might be f-fuwfiwwed. + +17:13 And nyow come I to thee; and these things I speak in t-the wowwd, +that they m-might have o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy fuwfiwwed in themsewves. + +17:14 I have given t-them thy wowd; and t-the wowwd hath hated t-them, +because they awe nyot of t-the wowwd, even as I am nyot of t-the wowwd. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 I p-pway nyot that t-thou shouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take t-them out of t-the wowwd, but +that t-thou shouwdest keep t-them fwom t-the \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +17:16 They awe nyot of t-the wowwd, even as I am nyot of t-the wowwd. + +17:17 Sanctify t-them thwough thy twuth: thy wowd is twuth. + +17:18 As t-thou hast sent m-me into t-the wowwd, even so have I awso sent +t-them into t-the wowwd. + +17:19 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes I sanctify mysewf, that they awso m-might be +sanctified thwough t-the twuth. + +17:20 N-Nyeithew p-pway I (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these awonye, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them awso which shaww +bewieve on m-me thwough theiw wowd; 17:21 That they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww may be onye; as +thou, Fathew, awt in me, and I in thee, that they awso may be onye in +us: that t-the wowwd may bewieve that t-thou hast sent me. + +17:22 And t-the gwowy which t-thou gavest m-me I have given t-them; that they +may be o-onye, even as we awe onye: 17:23 I in t-them, and t-thou in me, that +they may be m-made pewfect in onye; and that t-the wowwd may knyow that t-thou +hast sent me, and hast woved t-them, as t-thou hast woved me. + +17:24 Fathew, I wiww that they awso, whom t-thou hast given me, be with +m-me whewe I am; that they may (x_x)V b-behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy, which t-thou hast given +me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wovedst m-me befowe t-the f-foundation of t-the wowwd. + +17:25 O-O wighteous Fathew, t-the wowwd hath nyot knyown t-thee: but I have +knyown thee, and these have knyown that t-thou hast sent me. + +17:26 And I have d-decwawed u-unto t-them thy nyame, and wiww decwawe i-it: +that t-the wove whewewith t-thou hast woved m-me may be in t-them, and I in +them. + +18:1 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had spoken these wowds, he went fowth with his +discipwes o-ovew t-the b-bwook Cedwon, whewe w-was a gawden, into t-the which he +e-entewed, and his d-discipwes. + +18:2 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas awso, which betwayed him, knyew t-the p-pwace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +＼(≧▽≦)／ o-ofttimes wesowted thithew with his d-discipwes. + +18:3 (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas then, h-having weceived a band of men and officews fwom t-the +chief pwiests and Phawisees, cometh thithew with wantewns and towches +and weapons. + +18:4 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe, knyowing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that shouwd come upon him, +went fowth, and said u-unto t-them, Whom seek ye? 18:5 They answewed him, +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, I am he. + +And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas awso, which betwayed him, s-stood with them. + +18:6 As soon t-then as he h-had said u-unto t-them, I am he, they went +backwawd, and feww to t-the gwound. + +18:7 T-Then asked he t-them again, Whom seek ye? And they said, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of +Nyazaweth. + +18:8 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, I have towd you that I am he: if thewefowe ye +seek me, wet these go theiw w-way: 18:9 That t-the saying m-might be +fuwfiwwed, which he spake, O-Of t-them which t-thou gavest m-me have I wost +n-nyonye. + +18:10 T-Then Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew h-having a s-swowd dwew it, and smote t-the high +pwiest's s-sewvant, and cut off his wight (・_・ヾ e-eaw. The sewvant's nyame w-was +Mawchus. + +1-18:11 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto Petew, Put up thy s-swowd into t-the sheath: +t-the cup which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew hath given me, shaww I nyot dwink it? 18:12 +T-Then t-the band and t-the c-captain and officews of t-the Jews took Jesus, and +b-bound him, 18:13 And w-wed him away to Annyas fiwst; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was o(>ω<)o f-fathew in +(☆▽☆) w-waw to Caiaphas, which w-was t-the high pwiest that same y-yeaw. + +18:14 Nyow Caiaphas w-was he, which gave counsew to t-the Jews, that it w-was +expedient that onye man shouwd die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe. + +18:15 And Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew f-fowwowed Jesus, and so did anyothew (O_O;) d-discipwe: +that discipwe w-was knyown u-unto t-the high pwiest, and went in with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +into t-the pawace of t-the high pwiest. + +18:16 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew s-stood a-at t-the doow without. T-Then went out that othew +d-discipwe, which w-was knyown u-unto t-the high pwiest, and spake u-unto hew +that kept t-the d-doow, and b-bwought in Petew. + +18:17 T-Then saith t-the damsew that kept t-the doow u-unto Petew, Awt nyot +t-thou awso onye of this man's discipwes? He saith, I am n-nyot. + +18:18 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and officews s-stood thewe, who h-had m-made a fiwe +of coaws; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was cowd: and they wawmed themsewves: and (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew s-stood +with t-them, and wawmed himsewf. + +18:19 The high pwiest t-then asked ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of his discipwes, and of his +doctwinye. + +18:20 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed him, I spake openwy to t-the wowwd; I e-evew taught +in t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and in t-the t-tempwe, whithew t-the Jews awways wesowt; +and in secwet have I said nyothing. + +1-18:21 Why askest t-thou m-me? ask t-them which heawd me, what I have said +u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: b-behowd, they knyow what I said. + +18:22 And when he h-had thus spoken, onye of t-the officews which s-stood by +stwuck ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus with t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm of his hand, s-saying, Answewest t-thou t-the +high pwiest (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 1-18:23 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed him, If I have spoken eviw, beaw +witnyess of t-the eviw: but if weww, why smitest t-thou m-me? 18:24 Nyow +Annyas h-had sent him b-bound u-unto Caiaphas t-the high pwiest. + +18:25 And Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew s-stood and wawmed himsewf. They said thewefowe +u-unto him, Awt nyot t-thou awso onye of his discipwes? He denyied it, and +said, I am n-nyot. + +18:26 Onye of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the high pwiest, being his kinsman whose +eaw (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew cut off, saith, Did nyot I s-see thee in t-the gawden with h-him? +18:27 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew t-then denyied ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and immediatewy t-the cock cwew. + +18:28 T-Then w-wed they ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fwom Caiaphas u-unto t-the haww of judgment: and +it w-was eawwy; and they themsewves went nyot into t-the j-judgment h-haww, +west they shouwd be defiwed; but that they m-might e-eat t-the passovew. + +18:29 Piwate t-then went out u-unto t-them, and said, What accusation bwing +ye against this man? 18:30 They answewed and said u-unto him, If he +wewe nyot a mawefactow, we w-wouwd nyot have dewivewed him up u-unto thee. + +18:31 T-Then said Piwate u-unto t-them, Take ye him, and j-judge him a-accowding +to youw waw. The Jews thewefowe said u-unto him, I-It is nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us +to put any man to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 That t-the saying of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-might be +fuwfiwwed, which he spake, signyifying what death he shouwd die. + +(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 T-Then Piwate entewed into t-the j-judgment haww again, and cawwed +Jesus, and said u-unto him, Awt t-thou t-the King of t-the Jews? 1-18:34 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +answewed him, Sayest t-thou this t-thing of xDD t-thysewf, ow did othews teww it +thee of m-me? 18:35 Piwate answewed, Am I a Jew? T-Thinye own nyation and +t-the chief pwiests have dewivewed thee u-unto me: what hast t-thou donye? +1-18:36 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, My kingdom is nyot of this wowwd: if o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom +wewe of this wowwd, t-then w-wouwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants f-fight, that I shouwd nyot be +dewivewed to t-the Jews: but nyow is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom nyot fwom hence. + +18:37 Piwate thewefowe said u-unto him, Awt t-thou a king then? ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +answewed, T-Thou sayest that I am a king. To this end w-was I b-bown, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause came I into t-the wowwd, that I shouwd beaw witnyess u-unto +t-the twuth. Evewy onye that is of t-the twuth heaweth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. + +18:38 Piwate saith u-unto him, What is twuth? And when he h-had said this, +he went out again u-unto t-the Jews, and saith u-unto t-them, I f-find in him nyo +fauwt a-at aww. + +18:39 But ye have a custom, that I shouwd wewease u-unto you onye a-at t-the +passovew: wiww ye thewefowe that I wewease u-unto you t-the King of t-the +Jews? 18:40 T-Then cwied they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww again, s-saying, Nyot this ^.^ m-man, but +Bawabbas. Nyow Bawabbas w-was a w-wobbew. + +19:1 T-Then Piwate thewefowe took Jesus, and s-scouwged h-him. + +19:2 And t-the sowdiews pwatted a cwown of thowns, and put it on his +head, and they put on him a puwpwe w-wobe, 19:3 And said, H-Haiw, King of +t-the Jews! and they smote him with theiw hands. + +19:4 Piwate thewefowe went fowth again, and saith u-unto t-them, Behowd, I +bwing him fowth to y-you, that ye may knyow that I f-find nyo fauwt in h-him. + +19:5 T-Then came ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fowth, weawing t-the cwown of thowns, and t-the +puwpwe wobe. And Piwate saith u-unto t-them, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the man! 1-19:6 When +t-the chief pwiests thewefowe and officews saw him, they cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, +s-saying, Cwucify him, cwucify h-him. Piwate saith u-unto t-them, Take ye him, +and cwucify him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I f-find nyo fauwt in h-him. + +19:7 The Jews answewed him, We have a w-waw, and by ouw (☆▽☆) w-waw he ought to +die, because he m-made himsewf t-the S-Son of God. + +19:8 When Piwate thewefowe heawd that s-saying, he w-was t-the mowe afwaid; +19:9 And went again into t-the j-judgment h-haww, and saith u-unto Jesus, +Whence awt thou? But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus gave him nyo answew. + +19:10 T-Then saith Piwate u-unto him, Speakest t-thou nyot u-unto m-me? k-knyowest +t-thou nyot that I have p-powew to cwucify thee, and have p-powew to wewease +thee? 1-19:11 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, T-Thou (＾▽＾') c-couwdest have nyo p-powew a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +against me, except it wewe given thee fwom above: thewefowe he that +dewivewed m-me u-unto thee hath t-the gweatew sin. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And fwom thencefowth Piwate sought to wewease him: but t-the Jews +cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, If t-thou wet this man go, t-thou awt nyot Caesaw's +fwiend: w-whosoevew m-maketh himsewf a king s-speaketh against Caesaw. + +19:13 When Piwate thewefowe heawd that s-saying, he b-bwought ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fowth, +and sat down in t-the j-judgment seat in a pwace that is cawwed t-the +Pavement, but in t-the Hebwew, Gabbatha. + +19:14 And it w-was t-the pwepawation of t-the p-passovew, and about t-the sixth +houw: and he saith u-unto t-the Jews, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd youw King! 19:15 But they +cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, A-Away with him, away with him, cwucify h-him. + +Piwate saith u-unto t-them, Shaww I cwucify youw K-King? The chief pwiests +answewed, We have nyo king but Caesaw. + +19:16 T-Then dewivewed he him thewefowe u-unto t-them to be cwucified. And +they took Jesus, and w-wed him away. + +19:17 And he beawing his cwoss went fowth into a pwace cawwed t-the +pwace of a skuww, which is cawwed in t-the H-Hebwew Gowgotha: 19:18 Whewe +they c-cwucified him, and two othew with him, on eithew side o-onye, and +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in t-the midst. + +19:19 And Piwate wwote a titwe, and put it on t-the c-cwoss. And t-the +w-wwiting w-was JESUS OF NyAZAWETH THE KING OF THE J-JEWS. + +19:20 This titwe t-then wead many of t-the Jews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwace whewe ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +w-was c-cwucified w-was nyigh to t-the city: and it w-was wwitten in Hebwew, and +Gweek, and Watin. + +19:21 T-Then said t-the chief pwiests of t-the Jews to Piwate, Wwite nyot, +The King of t-the Jews; but that he said, I am King of t-the Jews. + +1-19:22 Piwate answewed, What I have wwitten I have w-wwitten. + +19:23 T-Then t-the sowdiews, when they h-had c-cwucified Jesus, took his +gawments, and m-made fouw pawts, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowdiew a p-pawt; and awso his +c-coat: nyow t-the coat w-was without seam, w-woven fwom t-the top thwoughout. + +19:24 They said thewefowe among themsewves, Wet us nyot w-wend it, but +cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, whose it shaww be: that t-the scwiptuwe m-might be +fuwfiwwed, which saith, They pawted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waiment among t-them, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +vestuwe they did cast wots. These things thewefowe t-the sowdiews did. + +19:25 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood by t-the cwoss of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus his mothew, and his +(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's sistew, (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the wife of Cweophas, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye. + +19:26 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe saw his mothew, and t-the discipwe standing +by, whom he woved, he saith u-unto his mothew, Woman, (x_x)V b-behowd thy son! +19:27 T-Then saith he to t-the d-discipwe, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd thy m-mothew! And fwom that +(*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw that discipwe took hew u-unto his own home. + +19:28 Aftew this, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyowing that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things wewe nyow a-accompwished, +that t-the scwiptuwe m-might be fuwfiwwed, saith, I t-thiwst. + +19:29 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was s-set a vessew f-fuww of vinyegaw: and they fiwwed a +s-spunge with vinyegaw, and put it upon h-hyssop, and put it to his mouth. + +1-19:30 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe h-had weceived t-the vinyegaw, he said, I-It is +finyished: and he b-bowed his head, and gave up t-the g-ghost. + +19:31 The Jews thewefowe, because it w-was t-the p-pwepawation, that t-the +bodies shouwd nyot wemain upon t-the cwoss on t-the sabbath day, (fow that +sabbath day w-was an high day,) besought Piwate that theiw wegs m-might be +bwoken, and that they m-might be taken away. + +19:32 T-Then came t-the sowdiews, and bwake t-the wegs of t-the fiwst, and of +t-the othew which w-was c-cwucified with h-him. + +19:33 But when they came to Jesus, and saw that he w-was dead awweady, +they bwake nyot his wegs: 19:34 But onye of t-the sowdiews with a speaw +piewced his side, and fowthwith came (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe out ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood and watew. + +19:35 And he that saw it bawe wecowd, and his wecowd is twue: and he +k-knyoweth that he saith twue, that ye m-might bewieve. + +19:36 Fow these things wewe donye, that t-the scwiptuwe shouwd be +fuwfiwwed, A-A bonye of him shaww nyot be bwoken. + +19:37 And again anyothew scwiptuwe saith, They shaww wook on him whom +they piewced. + +19:38 And aftew this Joseph of Awimathaea, being a discipwe of Jesus, +but secwetwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the Jews, besought Piwate that he m-might o(>ω<)o t-take +away t-the body of Jesus: and Piwate gave him weave. He came thewefowe, +and took t-the body of Jesus. + +19:39 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came awso Nyicodemus, which a-at t-the fiwst came to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +by nyight, and b-bwought a mixtuwe of mywwh and awoes, about an hundwed +pound weight. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-19:40 T-Then took they t-the body of Jesus, and wound it in winyen cwothes +with t-the spices, as t-the m-mannyew of t-the Jews is to b-buwy. + +19:41 Nyow in t-the pwace whewe he w-was c-cwucified (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gawden; and +in t-the gawden a nyew sepuwchwe, whewein w-was nyevew man (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-waid. + +19:42 Thewe w-waid they ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe because of t-the Jews' pwepawation +>_> d-day; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sepuwchwe w-was nyigh a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +20:1 The fiwst day of t-the week cometh (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye e-eawwy, when it +w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet dawk, u-unto t-the sepuwchwe, and seeth t-the stonye taken away fwom +t-the s-sepuwchwe. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 T-Then she w-wunnyeth, and cometh to Simon Petew, and to t-the othew +d-discipwe, whom ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus woved, and saith u-unto t-them, They have taken away +t-the WOWD out of t-the sepuwchwe, and we knyow nyot whewe they have w-waid +h-him. + +20:3 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew thewefowe went fowth, and that othew d-discipwe, and came to +t-the s-sepuwchwe. + +20:4 S-So they wan both togethew: and t-the othew discipwe did o-outwun +Petew, and came fiwst to t-the s-sepuwchwe. + +20:5 And he stooping down, and wooking in, saw t-the winyen cwothes +wying; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet went he nyot in. + +20:6 T-Then cometh Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew fowwowing him, and went into t-the +sepuwchwe, and seeth t-the winyen cwothes wie, (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And t-the nyapkin, that +w-was about his head, nyot wying with t-the winyen cwothes, but wwapped +togethew in a pwace by itsewf. + +20:8 T-Then went in awso that othew d-discipwe, which came fiwst to t-the +sepuwchwe, and he saw, and bewieved. + +20:9 Fow as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they knyew nyot t-the scwiptuwe, that he (* ^ ω ^) m-must (☆ω☆) w-wise again +fwom t-the dead. + +20:10 T-Then t-the discipwes went away again u-unto theiw own home. + +2-20:11 But (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy s-stood without a-at t-the sepuwchwe weeping: and as she +w-wept, she stooped down, and wooked into t-the sepuwchwe, 2-20:12 And seeth +two angews in white sitting, t-the onye a-at t-the head, and t-the othew a-at t-the +feet, whewe t-the body of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had w-wain. + +2-20:13 And they say u-unto hew, Woman, why weepest thou? She saith u-unto +t-them, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD, and I knyow nyot whewe they +have w-waid h-him. + +2-20:14 And when she h-had thus said, she (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed hewsewf b-back, and saw +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-standing, and knyew nyot that it w-was Jesus. + +2-20:15 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Woman, why weepest thou? whom seekest +thou? S-She, supposing him to be t-the gawdenyew, saith u-unto him, Siw, if +t-thou have (￣ω￣) b-bownye him hence, teww m-me whewe t-thou hast w-waid him, and I +wiww o(>ω<)o t-take him away. + +20:16 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, M-Mawy. She (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed hewsewf, and saith u-unto +him, W-Wabbonyi; which is to say, Mastew. + +2-20:17 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Touch m-me n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ascended to +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew: but go to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, and say u-unto t-them, I ascend u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +Fathew, and youw F-Fathew; and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and youw God. + +20:18 (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye came and towd t-the discipwes that she h-had s-seen t-the +WOWD, and that he h-had spoken these things u-unto hew. + +2-20:19 T-Then t-the same day a-at evenying, being t-the fiwst day of t-the uWu w-week, +when t-the doows wewe s-shut whewe t-the discipwes wewe assembwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw +of t-the Jews, came ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus and s-stood in t-the midst, and saith u-unto t-them, +Peace be u-unto you. + +20:20 And when he h-had so said, he shewed u-unto t-them his h-hands and his +side. + +T-Then wewe t-the discipwes g-gwad, when they saw t-the WOWD. + +20:21 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to t-them again, Peace be u-unto you: as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew +hath sent me, even so send I you. + +2-20:22 And when he h-had said this, he bweathed on t-them, and saith u-unto +t-them, Weceive ye t-the Howy Ghost: 20:23 Whose soevew s-sins ye wemit, +they awe wemitted u-unto t-them; and whose soevew s-sins ye wetain, they awe +wetainyed. + +20:24 But Thomas, onye of t-the twewve, cawwed Didymus, w-was nyot with t-them +when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came. + +20:25 The othew discipwes thewefowe said u-unto him, We have s-seen t-the +WOWD. + +But he said u-unto t-them, Except I shaww s-see in his h-hands t-the p-pwint of +t-the nyaiws, and put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fingew into t-the p-pwint of t-the nyaiws, and thwust +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand into his side, I wiww nyot bewieve. + +20:26 And aftew eight days again his discipwes wewe within, and Thomas +with (=`ω´=) t-them: t-then came Jesus, t-the doows being shut, and s-stood in t-the +midst, and said, Peace be u-unto you. + +2-20:27 T-Then saith he to Thomas, Weach hithew thy fingew, and (x_x)V b-behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +hands; and w-weach hithew thy hand, and thwust it into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-side: and be +nyot ;;w;; f-faithwess, but bewieving. + +20:28 And Thomas answewed and said u-unto him, My WOWD and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. + +20:29 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, Thomas, because t-thou hast s-seen me, t-thou +hast bewieved: bwessed awe they that have nyot seen, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have +bewieved. + +20:30 And many othew signs t-twuwy did ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in t-the pwesence of his +discipwes, which awe nyot wwitten in this book: 2-20:31 But these awe +wwitten, that ye m-might bewieve that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of +God; and that b-bewieving ye m-might have wife thwough his nyame. + +21:1 Aftew these things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shewed himsewf again to t-the discipwes a-at +t-the sea of Tibewias; and on this wise shewed he himsewf. + +21:2 Thewe wewe togethew Simon Petew, and Thomas cawwed Didymus, and +Nyathanyaew of Canya in G-Gawiwee, and t-the sons of Zebedee, and two othew +of his d-discipwes. + +21:3 Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saith u-unto t-them, I go a fishing. They say u-unto him, +We awso go with thee. They went fowth, and entewed into a s-ship +immediatewy; and that nyight they caught nyothing. + +21:4 But when t-the mownying w-was nyow come, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-stood on t-the showe: but +t-the discipwes knyew nyot that it w-was Jesus. + +21:5 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Chiwdwen, have ye any meat? They +answewed him, Nyo. + +2-21:6 And he said u-unto t-them, Cast t-the nyet on t-the wight side of t-the +ship, and ye shaww find. They cast thewefowe, and nyow they wewe nyot +abwe to d-dwaw it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of fishes. + +21:7 Thewefowe that discipwe whom ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus woved saith u-unto Petew, I-It is +t-the Wowd. Nyow when Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew heawd that it w-was t-the W-Wowd, he giwt his +(o´∀`o) f-fishew's coat u-unto him, (fow he w-was nyaked,) and did cast himsewf into +t-the sea. + +21:8 And t-the othew discipwes came in a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe ship; (fow they wewe nyot +faw fwom wand, but as it wewe two hundwed cubits,) dwagging t-the nyet +with fishes. + +21:9 As soon t-then as they wewe come to wand, they saw a fiwe of coaws +thewe, and fish w-waid theweon, and bwead. + +21:10 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Bwing of t-the fish which ye have nyow +caught. + +21:11 Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew went up, and dwew t-the nyet to wand f-fuww of gweat +fishes, an hundwed and fifty and t-thwee: and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe so +many, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-was nyot t-the nyet bwoken. + +21:12 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Come and dinye. And nyonye of t-the discipwes +duwst ask him, Who awt thou? knyowing that it w-was t-the Wowd. + +2-21:13 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-then cometh, and taketh bwead, and giveth t-them, and fish +wikewise. + +21:14 This is nyow t-the thiwd time that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shewed himsewf to his +discipwes, aftew that he w-was wisen fwom t-the dead. + +2-21:15 S-So when they h-had dinyed, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith to Simon Petew, Simon, son +of Jonyas, w-wovest t-thou m-me mowe than these? He saith u-unto him, Yea, +Wowd; t-thou k-knyowest that I wove thee. He saith u-unto him, F-Feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wambs. + +21:16 He saith to him again t-the second time, Simon, son of Jonyas, +w-wovest t-thou m-me? He saith u-unto him, Yea, Wowd; t-thou k-knyowest that I wove +thee. He saith u-unto him, F-Feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep. + +21:17 He saith u-unto him t-the thiwd time, Simon, son of Jonyas, w-wovest +t-thou m-me? (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was g-gwieved because he said u-unto him t-the thiwd time, +Wovest t-thou m-me? And he said u-unto him, W-Wowd, t-thou k-knyowest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; +t-thou k-knyowest that I wove thee. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, F-Feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep. + +2-21:18 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto thee, When t-thou wast (O.O) y-young, t-thou +giwdest xDD t-thysewf, and wawkedst whithew t-thou wouwdest: but when t-thou +shawt be o-owd, t-thou shawt s-stwetch fowth thy hands, and anyothew shaww +giwd thee, and cawwy thee whithew t-thou wouwdest n-nyot. + +2-21:19 This spake he, signyifying by what death he shouwd gwowify God. +And when he h-had spoken this, he saith u-unto him, Fowwow me. + +21:20 T-Then Petew, tuwnying a-about, seeth t-the discipwe whom ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus woved +fowwowing; which awso weanyed on his bweast a-at suppew, and said, W-Wowd, +which is he that (=^‥^=) b-betwayeth thee? 21:21 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew seeing him saith to +Jesus, W-Wowd, and what shaww this man do? 2-21:22 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, +If I wiww that he tawwy tiww I come, what is that to thee? fowwow t-thou +me. + +21:23 T-Then went this saying a-abwoad among t-the bwethwen, that that +discipwe shouwd nyot die: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said nyot u-unto him, He shaww nyot +die; but, If I wiww that he tawwy tiww I come, what is that to thee? +21:24 This is t-the discipwe which testifieth of these things, and wwote +these things: and we knyow that his t-testimony is twue. + +21:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe awso many othew things which ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did, t-the which, +if they shouwd be wwitten {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy o-onye, I s-suppose that even t-the wowwd +itsewf couwd nyot uWu *moans* c-contain t-the books that shouwd be w-wwitten. A-Amen. + + + + +The Acts of t-the Apostwes + + +1:1 The f-fowmew tweatise have I made, O-O Theophiwus, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +began both to (^-^*)/ d-do and teach, 1:2 Untiw t-the day in which he w-was taken +up, aftew that he thwough t-the Howy Ghost h-had given c-commandments u-unto +t-the apostwes whom he h-had c-chosen: 1:3 To whom awso he shewed himsewf +a-awive aftew his passion by many infawwibwe pwoofs, being s-seen of t-them +f-fowty days, and speaking of t-the things pewtainying to t-the kingdom of +G-God: 1:4 And, being assembwed togethew with t-them, commanded t-them that +they shouwd nyot depawt fwom J-Jewusawem, but wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwomise of t-the +Fathew, which, saith he, ye have heawd of me. + +1:5 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-twuwy baptized with watew; but ye shaww be baptized with +t-the Howy Ghost nyot many days hence. + +1-1:6 When they thewefowe wewe come togethew, they asked of him, s-saying, +W-Wowd, wiwt t-thou a-at this time westowe again t-the kingdom to I-Iswaew? 1:7 +And he said u-unto t-them, I-It is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to knyow t-the times ow t-the +seasons, which t-the Fathew hath put in his own powew. + +1:8 But ye shaww weceive p-powew, aftew that t-the Howy Ghost is come upon +you: and ye shaww be witnyesses u-unto m-me both in J-Jewusawem, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Judaea, and in S-Samawia, and u-unto t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the eawth. + +1-1:9 And when he h-had spoken these things, whiwe they behewd, he w-was +taken up; and a cwoud weceived him out of theiw sight. + +1:10 And whiwe they wooked stedfastwy towawd heaven as he went up, +b-behowd, two men s-stood by t-them in white appawew; 1:11 W-Which awso said, +Ye men of G-Gawiwee, why stand ye gazing up into h-heaven? this same +Jesus, which is taken up fwom you into heaven, shaww so come in w-wike +m-mannyew as ye have s-seen him go into heaven. + +1:12 T-Then wetuwnyed they u-unto Jewusawem fwom t-the mount cawwed Owivet, +which is fwom Jewusawem a sabbath day's jouwnyey. + +1:13 And when they wewe come in, they went up into an (--_--) u-uppew woom, +whewe abode both Petew, and James, and John, and A-Andwew, Phiwip, and +Thomas, Bawthowomew, and M-Matthew, James t-the son of A-Awphaeus, and Simon +Z-Zewotes, and (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas t-the b-bwothew of James. + +1:14 These (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww continyued with onye accowd in pwayew and suppwication, +with t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of Jesus, and with his bwethwen. + +1:15 And in those days (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew s-stood up in t-the m-midst of t-the discipwes, +and said, (-(the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of nyames togethew wewe about an hundwed and +twenty,) 1:16 Men and bwethwen, this scwiptuwe (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds have b-been +fuwfiwwed, which t-the Howy Ghost by t-the mouth of David spake befowe +c-concewnying Judas, which w-was guide to t-them that took Jesus. + +1:17 Fow he w-was nyumbewed with u-us, and h-had obtainyed pawt of this +minyistwy. + +1:18 Nyow this man (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased a fiewd with t-the wewawd of inyiquity; and +fawwing headwong, he buwst asundew in t-the midst, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his b-bowews +gushed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +1:19 And it w-was knyown u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dwewwews a-at Jewusawem; i-insomuch as +that fiewd is cawwed in theiw (*´▽`*) *notices bulge* p-pwopew tongue, Acewdama, that is to say, +The fiewd of bwood. + +1:20 Fow it is wwitten in t-the book of Psawms, Wet his h-habitation be +d-desowate, and wet nyo man dweww thewein: and his b-bishopwick wet anyothew +take. + +1-1:21 Whewefowe of these men which have OwO c-companyied with us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the time +that t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went in and out among u-us, 1:22 Beginnying fwom t-the +baptism of John, u-unto that same day that he w-was taken up fwom u-us, (* ^ ω ^) m-must +onye be o-owdainyed to be a witnyess with us of his wesuwwection. + +1:23 And they appointed two, Joseph cawwed Bawsabas, who w-was s-suwnyamed +╰(▔∀▔)╯ J-Justus, and M-Matthias. + +1-1:24 And they pwayed, and said, Thou, W-Wowd, which k-knyowest t-the (x_x)V h-heawts +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, s-shew whethew of these two t-thou hast chosen, 1:25 That he +may o(>ω<)o t-take pawt of this (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy and apostweship, fwom which (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas by +twansgwession feww, that he m-might go to his own pwace. + +1:26 And they gave fowth theiw w-wots; and t-the wot feww upon Matthias; +and he w-was nyumbewed with t-the eweven apostwes. + +2:1 And when t-the day of Pentecost w-was fuwwy come, they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with +onye accowd in onye pwace. + +2:2 And suddenwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a s-sound fwom heaven as of a wushing mighty +wind, and it fiwwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house whewe they wewe sitting. + +2-2:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed u-unto t-them cwoven t-tongues w-wike as of f-fiwe, and +it sat upon each of them. + +2:4 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fiwwed with t-the Howy Ghost, and began to speak +with othew tongues, as t-the Spiwit gave t-them uttewance. + +2-2:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe dwewwing a-at Jewusawem Jews, d-devout men, out of +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyation undew heaven. + +2:6 Nyow when this w-was nyoised abwoad, t-the muwtitude came togethew, and +wewe confounded, because that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man heawd t-them speak in his own +wanguage. + +2-2:7 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-amazed and mawvewwed, saying onye to anyothew, +Behowd, awe nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these which speak G-Gawiwaeans? 2:8 And how h-heaw we +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in ouw own tongue, whewein we wewe bown? 2-2:9 Pawthians, and +Medes, and Ewamites, and t-the dwewwews in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, +and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia, 2:10 Phwygia, and Pamphywia, in +Egypt, and in t-the pawts of Wibya about Cywenye, and stwangews of Wome, +Jews and pwosewytes, 2-2:11 Cwetes and Awabians, we (^-^*)/ d-do h-heaw t-them speak +in ouw t-tongues t-the wondewfuw wowks of God. + +2:12 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww amazed, and wewe in d-doubt, saying onye to +anyothew, What meanyeth t-this? (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Othews mocking said, These men awe +f-fuww of nyew winye. + +2:14 But Petew, standing up with t-the eweven, w-wifted up his voice, and +said u-unto t-them, Ye men of Judaea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that dweww a-at J-Jewusawem, +be this knyown u-unto y-you, and heawken to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds: 2:15 Fow these awe +nyot dwunken, as ye suppose, seeing it is but t-the thiwd (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of t-the +d-day. + +2:16 But this is that which w-was spoken by t-the pwophet J-Joew; 2:17 And +it shaww come to pass in t-the wast days, saith G-God, I wiww p-pouw out of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Spiwit upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh: and youw sons and youw daughtews shaww +pwophesy, and youw young men shaww s-see visions, and youw o-owd men shaww +dweam dweams: 2:18 And on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my handmaidens I wiww +p-pouw out in those days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Spiwit; and they shaww pwophesy: 2:19 And +I wiww s-shew w-wondews in heaven above, and signs in t-the eawth benyeath; +bwood, and f-fiwe, and vapouw of smoke: {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 The sun shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +into dawknyess, and t-the moon into bwood, befowe t-the gweat and nyotabwe +day of t-the Wowd c-come: 2:21 And it shaww come to pass, that w-whosoevew +shaww caww on t-the nyame of t-the Wowd shaww be saved. + +2:22 Ye men of I-Iswaew, h-heaw these (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth, a man +a-appwoved of God among you by miwacwes and w-wondews and signs, which God +did by him in t-the m-midst of y-you, as ye youwsewves awso knyow: 2:23 H-Him, +being dewivewed by t-the detewminyate counsew and foweknyowwedge of G-God, +ye have taken, and by wicked h-hands have c-cwucified and swain: 2:24 Whom +God hath waised up, h-having w-woosed t-the pains of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: because it w-was +nyot p-possibwe that he shouwd be howden of it. + +2:25 Fow David s-speaketh c-concewnying him, I f-fowesaw t-the Wowd awways +befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, that I shouwd nyot be +moved: 2:26 Thewefowe did o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt wejoice, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue w-was gwad; +moweovew awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh shaww w-west in hope: (^ω~) 2-2:27 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou wiwt nyot +weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw in heww, nyeithew wiwt t-thou s-suffew thinye Howy Onye to s-see +cowwuption. + +2:28 T-Thou hast m-made knyown to m-me t-the ways of wife; t-thou shawt make m-me +f-fuww of joy with thy c-countenyance. + +2:29 Men and bwethwen, wet m-me f-fweewy speak u-unto you of t-the patwiawch +D-David, that he is both dead and b-buwied, and his sepuwchwe is with us +u-unto this d-day. + +2:30 Thewefowe being a pwophet, and knyowing that God h-had swown with an +o-oath to him, that of t-the fwuit of his w-woins, a-accowding to t-the f-fwesh, +he w-wouwd w-waise up Chwist to sit on his thwonye; 2:31 He seeing this +befowe spake of t-the wesuwwection of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that his souw w-was nyot weft +in heww, nyeithew his fwesh did s-see cowwuption. + +2:32 This ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus hath God waised up, wheweof we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe witnyesses. + +2:33 Thewefowe being by t-the wight hand of God exawted, and h-having +weceived of t-the Fathew t-the pwomise of t-the Howy Ghost, he hath shed +fowth this, which ye nyow s-see and heaw. + +2:34 Fow David is nyot ascended into t-the h-heavens: but he saith himsewf, +The Wowd said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, Sit t-thou on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, 2:35 Untiw I +make thy foes thy footstoow. + +2:36 Thewefowe wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew knyow assuwedwy, that God +hath m-made t-the same Jesus, whom ye have cwucified, both Wowd and +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +2:37 Nyow when they heawd this, they wewe pwicked in theiw heawt, and +said u-unto (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and to t-the w-west of t-the apostwes, Men and bwethwen, +what shaww we do? 2:38 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto t-them, Wepent, and be +baptized {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you in t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wemission of sins, and ye shaww weceive t-the gift of t-the Howy Ghost. + +2-2:39 Fow t-the pwomise is u-unto y-you, and to youw c-chiwdwen, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that awe afaw off, even as many as t-the WOWD ouw God shaww caww. + +2:40 And with many othew w-wowds did he t-testify and exhowt, s-saying, Save +youwsewves fwom this untowawd genyewation. + +2-2:41 T-Then they that gwadwy weceived his wowd wewe baptized: and t-the +same day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a-added u-unto t-them about thwee t-thousand souws. + +2:42 And they continyued stedfastwy in t-the a-apostwes' doctwinye and +f-fewwowship, and in bweaking of bwead, and in p-pwayews. + +2:43 And f-feaw came upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy souw: and many w-wondews and signs wewe +donye by t-the apostwes. + +2:44 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that bewieved wewe togethew, and h-had (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things c-common; +2:45 And sowd theiw possessions and goods, and pawted t-them to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, +as {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man h-had nyeed. + +2-2:46 And they, continyuing daiwy with onye accowd in t-the t-tempwe, and +bweaking bwead fwom house to h-house, did e-eat theiw meat with gwadnyess +and singwenyess of heawt, 2-2:47 Pwaising G-God, and h-having favouw with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the peopwe. And t-the Wowd a-added to t-the chuwch daiwy such as shouwd be +saved. + +3-3:1 Nyow (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John went up togethew into t-the tempwe a-at t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of +pwayew, being t-the nyinth h-houw. + +3:2 And a c-cewtain man wame fwom his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb w-was c-cawwied, whom +they w-waid daiwy a-at t-the gate of t-the tempwe which is cawwed B-Beautifuw, +to ask awms of t-them that entewed into t-the tempwe; 3-3:3 Who seeing (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew +and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John about to go into t-the tempwe asked an awms. + +3:4 And Petew, fastenying his eyes upon him with John, said, Wook on +us. + +3:5 And he gave heed u-unto t-them, expecting to weceive something of +them. + +3-3:6 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Siwvew and gowd have I nyonye; but such as I have +g-give I t-thee: In t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist of Nyazaweth (☆ω☆) w-wise up and wawk. + +3:7 And he took him by t-the wight hand, and w-wifted him up: and +immediatewy his feet and ankwe bonyes weceived s-stwength. + +3:8 And he w-weaping up stood, and wawked, and entewed with t-them into +t-the t-tempwe, wawking, and weaping, and pwaising God. + +3-3:9 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe saw him wawking and pwaising G-God: 3:10 And they +knyew that it w-was he which sat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow awms a-at t-the Beautifuw gate of t-the +tempwe: and they wewe fiwwed with wondew and amazement a-at that which +h-had happenyed u-unto h-him. + +3:11 And as t-the wame man which w-was heawed hewd (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and John, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +peopwe wan togethew u-unto t-them in t-the p-powch that is cawwed Sowomon's, +gweatwy w-wondewing. + +3:12 And when (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saw it, he answewed u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Ye men of +I-Iswaew, why mawvew ye a-at t-this? ow why wook ye so eawnyestwy on u-us, as +t-though by ouw own p-powew ow howinyess we h-had m-made this man to wawk? +3:13 The God of A-Abwaham, and of Isaac, and of Jacob, t-the God of ouw +fathews, hath gwowified his S-Son Jesus; whom ye dewivewed up, and +denyied him in t-the pwesence of Piwate, when he w-was detewminyed to wet +him go. + +3:14 But ye denyied t-the Howy Onye and t-the Just, and desiwed a >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew +to be g-gwanted u-unto you; 3:15 And kiwwed t-the P-Pwince of w-wife, whom God +hath waised fwom t-the dead; wheweof we awe witnyesses. + +3:16 And his nyame thwough f-faith in his nyame hath m-made this man stwong, +whom ye s-see and knyow: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the f-faith which is by him hath given him +this pewfect s-soundnyess in t-the pwesence of you aww. + +3:17 And n-nyow, bwethwen, I wot that thwough ignyowance ye did it, as did +awso youw (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-wuwews. + +3:18 But those things, which God befowe h-had shewed by t-the mouth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +his pwophets, that Chwist shouwd suffew, he hath so f-fuwfiwwed. + +3:19 W-Wepent ye thewefowe, and be convewted, that youw s-sins may be +bwotted (* ^ ω ^) o-out, when t-the times of wefweshing shaww come fwom t-the pwesence +of t-the Wowd. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And he shaww send ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which befowe w-was (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto +you: 3:21 Whom t-the heaven (* ^ ω ^) m-must weceive untiw t-the times of westitution +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, which God hath spoken by t-the mouth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-howy +pwophets since t-the wowwd began. + +3-3:22 Fow Moses t-twuwy said u-unto t-the fathews, A-A pwophet shaww t-the Wowd +youw God w-waise up u-unto you of youw bwethwen, w-wike u-unto m-me; him shaww +ye h-heaw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things whatsoevew he shaww say u-unto you. + +3:23 And it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy s-souw, which wiww nyot h-heaw +that pwophet, shaww be destwoyed fwom among t-the peopwe. + +3:24 Yea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets fwom S-Samuew and those that fowwow +aftew, as many as have spoken, have wikewise fowetowd of these days. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 Ye awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the pwophets, and of t-the c-covenyant which +God m-made with ouw fathews, saying u-unto A-Abwaham, And in thy seed shaww +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kindweds of t-the eawth be bwessed. + +3:26 Unto you fiwst G-God, h-having waised up his S-Son Jesus, sent him to +bwess y-you, in tuwnying away {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you fwom his inyiquities. + +4:1 And as they spake u-unto t-the p-peopwe, t-the p-pwiests, and t-the c-captain of +t-the t-tempwe, and t-the Sadducees, came upon t-them, 4-4:2 Being g-gwieved that +they taught t-the p-peopwe, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the wesuwwection +fwom t-the dead. + +4:3 And they w-waid h-hands on t-them, and put t-them in h-howd u-unto t-the nyext +day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was nyow eventide. + +4-4:4 Howbeit many of t-them which heawd t-the wowd (ノωヽ) b-bewieved; and t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew +of t-the men w-was about five thousand. + +4-4:5 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that theiw wuwews, and ewdews, +and s-scwibes, 4:6 And Annyas t-the high pwiest, and Caiaphas, and John, +and A-Awexandew, and as many as wewe of t-the kindwed of t-the high pwiest, +wewe gathewed togethew a-at Jewusawem. + +4:7 And when they h-had s-set t-them in t-the midst, they ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, By what +p-powew, ow by what nyame, have ye donye t-this? 4-4:8 T-Then Petew, fiwwed +with t-the Howy Ghost, said u-unto t-them, Ye wuwews of t-the p-peopwe, and +ewdews of I-Iswaew, 4:9 If we this day be examinyed of t-the g-good deed donye +to t-the impotent ^.^ m-man, by what means he is m-made whowe; 4:10 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown +u-unto you a-aww, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of I-Iswaew, that by t-the nyame of +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist of Nyazaweth, whom ye cwucified, whom God waised fwom t-the +dead, even by him doth this man stand hewe befowe you w-whowe. + +4:11 This is t-the stonye which w-was s-set a-at nyought of you buiwdews, which +is become t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the cownyew. + +4:12 N-Nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe sawvation in any othew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye othew +nyame undew heaven given among men, wheweby we (* ^ ω ^) m-must be saved. + +4:13 Nyow when they saw t-the b-bowdnyess of (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and John, and pewceived +that they wewe unweawnyed and i-ignyowant men, they mawvewwed; and they +took k-knyowwedge of t-them, that they h-had b-been with Jesus. + +4:14 And behowding t-the man which w-was heawed standing with t-them, they +couwd say nyothing against it. + +4:15 But when they h-had commanded t-them to go aside out of t-the counciw, +they confewwed among themsewves, 4:16 Saying, What shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do to +these men? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that indeed a nyotabwe miwacwe hath b-been donye by t-them is +manyifest to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that dweww in Jewusawem; and we c-cannyot deny it. + +4:17 But that it spwead nyo f-fuwthew among t-the p-peopwe, wet us stwaitwy +thweaten t-them, that they speak hencefowth to nyo man in this nyame. + +4-4:18 And they cawwed t-them, and commanded t-them nyot to speak a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (=`ω´=) n-nyow +t-teach in t-the nyame of Jesus. + +4:19 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John answewed and said u-unto t-them, Whethew it be +wight in t-the sight of God to heawken u-unto you mowe than u-unto G-God, +j-judge OwO y-ye. + +4:20 Fow we c-cannyot but speak t-the things which we have s-seen and h-heawd. + +4:21 S-So when they h-had f-fuwthew thweatenyed t-them, they wet t-them go, +finding nyothing how they m-might punyish t-them, because of t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men gwowified God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which w-was donye. + +4:22 Fow t-the man w-was a-above f-fowty yeaws o-owd, on whom this miwacwe of +(☆ω☆) h-heawing w-was shewed. + +4:23 And being wet go, they went to theiw own company, and wepowted +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the chief pwiests and ewdews h-had said u-unto them. + +4:24 And when they heawd that, they w-wifted up theiw voice to God with +onye accowd, and said, W-Wowd, t-thou awt G-God, which hast m-made heaven, and +eawth, and t-the sea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that in t-them i-is: 4:25 Who by t-the mouth of +thy sewvant David hast said, Why did t-the heathen wage, and t-the peopwe +imaginye vain (o^▽^o) t-things? 4:26 The kings of t-the eawth s-stood up, and t-the +wuwews wewe gathewed togethew against t-the W-Wowd, and against his +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +4:27 Fow of a twuth against thy h-howy c-chiwd Jesus, whom t-thou hast +anyointed, both Hewod, and P-Pontius Piwate, with t-the G-Gentiwes, and t-the +peopwe of I-Iswaew, wewe gathewed togethew, 4:28 Fow to (^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew +thy hand and thy counsew detewminyed befowe to be donye. + +4:29 And n-nyow, W-Wowd, (x_x)V b-behowd theiw thweatenyings: and gwant u-unto thy +sewvants, that with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww b-bowdnyess they may speak thy wowd, 4:30 By +stwetching fowth thinye hand to heaw; and that signs and w-wondews may be +donye by t-the nyame of thy h-howy c-chiwd Jesus. + +4-4:31 And when they h-had pwayed, t-the pwace w-was shaken whewe they wewe +assembwed togethew; and they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fiwwed with t-the Howy Ghost, and +they spake t-the wowd of God with bowdnyess. + +4:32 And t-the muwtitude of t-them that bewieved wewe of onye heawt and of +onye souw: nyeithew said any of t-them that ought of t-the things which he +p-possessed w-was his own; but they h-had (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things (o_O) c-common. + +4:33 And with gweat p-powew gave t-the apostwes witnyess of t-the +wesuwwection of t-the Wowd Jesus: and gweat gwace w-was upon t-them aww. + +4:34 N-Nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any among t-them that wacked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as many as wewe +possessows of wands ow houses sowd t-them, and b-bwought t-the pwices of t-the +things that wewe s-sowd, 4:35 And w-waid t-them down a-at t-the a-apostwes' feet: +and distwibution w-was m-made u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding as he h-had nyeed. + +4:36 And Joses, who by t-the apostwes w-was s-suwnyamed B-Bawnyabas, (-(which is, +being intewpweted, The son of consowation,) a Wevite, and of t-the +c-countwy of Cypwus, 4:37 ^w^ *screams* H-Having wand, sowd it, and b-bwought t-the monyey, +and w-waid it a-at t-the a-apostwes' feet. + +5:1 But a c-cewtain man nyamed Anyanyias, with Sapphiwa his wife, sowd a +possession, 5-5:2 And kept back pawt of t-the pwice, his wife awso being +pwivy to it, and b-bwought a c-cewtain pawt, and w-waid it a-at t-the a-apostwes' +feet. + +5:3 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Anyanyias, why hath Satan fiwwed thinye heawt to w-wie +to t-the Howy Ghost, and to keep back pawt of t-the p-pwice of t-the w-wand? +5:4 Whiwes it o(>ω<)o w-wemainyed, w-was it nyot thinye own? and aftew it w-was s-sowd, +w-was it nyot in thinye own p-powew? why hast t-thou ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived this t-thing in +thinye heawt? t-thou hast nyot wied u-unto men, but u-unto God. + +5:5 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias heawing these w-wowds feww down, and gave up t-the ghost: +and gweat f-feaw came on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that heawd these things. + +5:6 And t-the young men a-awose, wound him up, and cawwied him (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and +buwied h-him. + +5:7 And it w-was about t-the space of thwee houws aftew, when his wife, +nyot knyowing what w-was donye, came in. + +5:8 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed u-unto hew, Teww m-me whethew ye sowd t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +so much? And she said, Yea, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so much. + +5:9 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto hew, How is it that ye have agweed togethew +to t-tempt t-the Spiwit of t-the Wowd? b-behowd, t-the feet of t-them which have +buwied thy h-husband awe a-at t-the d-doow, and shaww cawwy thee ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +5:10 T-Then feww she down stwaightway a-at his feet, and yiewded up t-the +ghost: and t-the young men came in, and f-found hew dead, and, cawwying +hew fowth, buwied hew by hew husband. + +5:11 And gweat f-feaw came upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-chuwch, and upon as many as +heawd these things. + +5:12 And by t-the h-hands of t-the apostwes wewe many signs and w-wondews +wwought among t-the peopwe; (and they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with onye accowd in +S-Sowomon's powch. + +5-5:13 And of t-the w-west duwst nyo man join himsewf to (=`ω´=) t-them: but t-the peopwe +m-magnyified them. + +5:14 And bewievews wewe t-the mowe a-added to t-the W-Wowd, m-muwtitudes both of +men and women.) 5:15 Insomuch that they b-bwought fowth t-the sick into +t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and w-waid t-them on beds and couches, that a-at t-the weast t-the +shadow of (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew p-passing by m-might ovewshadow s-some of them. + +5:16 Thewe came awso a muwtitude out of t-the c-cities (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about u-unto +J-Jewusawem, bwinging sick fowks, and t-them which wewe vexed with uncwean +spiwits: and they wewe heawed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye. + +5:17 T-Then t-the high pwiest w-wose up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wewe with him, +(-(which is t-the sect of t-the Sadducees,) and wewe fiwwed with +i-indignyation, 5:18 And w-waid theiw h-hands on t-the apostwes, and put t-them +in t-the common pwison. + +5:19 But t-the angew of t-the Wowd by nyight openyed t-the pwison doows, and +b-bwought t-them fowth, and said, 5:20 Go, stand and speak in t-the tempwe +to t-the peopwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this wife. + +5:21 And when they heawd that, they entewed into t-the tempwe eawwy in +t-the m-mownying, and taught. But t-the high pwiest came, and they that wewe +with him, and cawwed t-the counciw togethew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the senyate of t-the +chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and sent to t-the pwison to have t-them bwought. + +5:22 But when t-the officews came, and f-found t-them nyot in t-the pwison, +they wetuwnyed and t-towd, 5:23 Saying, The pwison t-twuwy f-found we s-shut +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-safety, and t-the keepews standing without befowe t-the (´ ω `♡) *cries* d-doows: +but when we h-had openyed, we f-found nyo man within. + +5-5:24 Nyow when t-the high pwiest and t-the c-captain of t-the tempwe and t-the +chief pwiests heawd these things, they doubted of t-them wheweunto this +w-wouwd g-gwow. + +5:25 T-Then came onye and towd t-them, s-saying, Behowd, t-the men whom ye put +in pwison awe standing in t-the t-tempwe, and teaching t-the peopwe. + +5:26 T-Then went t-the c-captain with t-the officews, and b-bwought t-them without +viowence: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they feawed t-the p-peopwe, west they shouwd have b-been +stonyed. + +5:27 And when they h-had b-bwought t-them, they s-set t-them befowe t-the counciw: +and t-the high pwiest asked t-them, 5:28 Saying, Did nyot we stwaitwy +command you that ye shouwd nyot t-teach in this nyame? and, b-behowd, ye +have fiwwed Jewusawem with youw doctwinye, and intend to bwing this +man's ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon us. + +5-5:29 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and t-the othew apostwes answewed and said, We ought to +obey God wathew than m-men. + +5:30 The God of ouw f-fathews waised up Jesus, whom ye swew and hanged +on a t-twee. + +5:31 H-Him hath God exawted with his wight hand to be a P-Pwince and a +Saviouw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to g-give wepentance to I-Iswaew, and fowgivenyess of sins. + +5-5:32 And we awe his witnyesses of these things; and so is awso t-the Howy +Ghost, whom God hath given to t-them that obey h-him. + +5:33 When they heawd that, they wewe cut to t-the heawt, and took +counsew to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway them. + +5-5:34 T-Then s-stood (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe up onye in t-the counciw, a Phawisee, nyamed +Gamawiew, a doctow of t-the w-waw, h-had in weputation among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, +and commanded to put t-the apostwes fowth a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe space; 5:35 And said +u-unto t-them, Ye men of I-Iswaew, o(>ω<)o t-take heed to youwsewves what ye intend to +(^-^*)/ d-do as touching these m-men. + +5:36 Fow befowe these days w-wose up Theudas, boasting himsewf to be +somebody; to whom a (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of men, about fouw h-hundwed, j-joinyed +themsewves: who w-was swain; and a-aww, as many as obeyed him, wewe +scattewed, and b-bwought to nyought. + +5:37 Aftew this man w-wose up (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas of G-Gawiwee in t-the days of t-the +t-taxing, and dwew away m-much peopwe aftew him: he awso pewished; and +a-aww, even as many as obeyed him, wewe dispewsed. + +5:38 And nyow I say u-unto y-you, Wefwain fwom these men, and wet t-them +a-awonye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if this counsew ow this wowk be of men, it wiww come to +nyought: 5:39 But if it be of G-God, ye c-cannyot ovewthwow it; west ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* h-hapwy +ye be f-found even to fight against God. + +(;;;*_*) 5-5:40 And to him they agweed: and when they h-had cawwed t-the apostwes, +and beaten t-them, they commanded that they shouwd nyot speak in t-the nyame +of Jesus, and wet t-them go. + +5:41 And they depawted fwom t-the pwesence of t-the counciw, w-wejoicing +that they wewe c-counted wowthy to s-suffew shame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame. + +5:42 And daiwy in t-the t-tempwe, and in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy h-house, they ceased nyot to +t-teach and pweach ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +6-6:1 And in those days, when t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the discipwes w-was +m-muwtipwied, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a muwmuwing of t-the G-Gwecians against t-the +H-Hebwews, because theiw widows wewe nyegwected in t-the daiwy +minyistwation. + +6:2 T-Then t-the twewve cawwed t-the muwtitude of t-the discipwes u-unto t-them, +and said, I-It is nyot w-weason that we shouwd weave t-the wowd of G-God, and +sewve tabwes. + +6:3 Whewefowe, bwethwen, wook ye out among you seven men of honyest +(T_T) w-wepowt, f-fuww of t-the Howy Ghost and wisdom, whom we may appoint o-ovew +this businyess. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 But we wiww g-give ouwsewves continyuawwy to pwayew, and to t-the +(⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy of t-the wowd. + +6:5 And t-the saying pweased t-the w-whowe o(>< )o m-muwtitude: and they chose +Stephen, a man f-fuww of f-faith and of t-the Howy Ghost, and Phiwip, and +Pwochowus, and Nyicanyow, and Timon, and Pawmenyas, and N-Nyicowas a +pwosewyte of Antioch: 6:6 Whom they s-set befowe t-the apostwes: and when +they h-had pwayed, they w-waid theiw h-hands on them. + +6:7 And t-the wowd of God incweased; and t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the discipwes +m-muwtipwied in Jewusawem gweatwy; and a gweat company of t-the pwiests +wewe xDD o-obedient to t-the faith. + +6:8 And Stephen, f-fuww of f-faith and p-powew, did gweat w-wondews and +miwacwes among t-the peopwe. + +6:9 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose c-cewtain of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, which is cawwed t-the +synyagogue of t-the Wibewtinyes, and C-Cywenyians, and A-Awexandwians, and of +t-them of Ciwicia and of Asia, disputing with Stephen. + +6:10 And they wewe nyot abwe to w-wesist t-the wisdom and t-the spiwit by +which he spake. + +6:11 T-Then they subownyed men, which said, We have heawd him speak +bwasphemous w-wowds against Moses, and against God. + +6:12 And they stiwwed up t-the p-peopwe, and t-the ewdews, and t-the s-scwibes, +and came upon him, and caught him, and b-bwought him to t-the counciw, +6:13 And s-set up f-fawse witnyesses, which said, This man c-ceaseth nyot to +speak bwasphemous w-wowds against this h-howy pwace, and t-the waw: 6:14 Fow +we have heawd him say, that this ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth shaww d-destwoy this +pwace, and shaww change t-the customs which Moses dewivewed us. + +6:15 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that sat in t-the counciw, wooking stedfastwy on him, saw +his f-face as it h-had b-been t-the f-face of an angew. + +7:1 T-Then said t-the high pwiest, Awe these things (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 7:2 And he said, +Men, bwethwen, and fathews, heawken; The God of gwowy appeawed u-unto +ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham, when he w-was in Mesopotamia, befowe he d-dwewt in +(*°▽°*) C-Chawwan, 7-7:3 And said u-unto him, Get thee out of thy countwy, and fwom +thy kindwed, and come into t-the wand which I shaww s-shew thee. + +7:4 T-Then came he out of t-the wand of t-the Chawdaeans, and d-dwewt in +Chawwan: and fwom thence, when his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was dead, he w-wemoved him +into this wand, whewein ye nyow dweww. + +7:5 And he gave him nyonye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in it, nyo, nyot so m-much as to s-set +his foot on: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he pwomised that he w-wouwd g-give it to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +possession, and to his seed aftew him, when as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he h-had nyo chiwd. + +7:6 And God spake on this w-wise, That his seed shouwd sojouwn in a +s-stwange wand; and that they shouwd bwing t-them into bondage, and +entweat t-them eviw fouw hundwed yeaws. + +7-7:7 And t-the nyation to whom they shaww be in bondage wiww I judge, said +G-God: and aftew that shaww they come fowth, and sewve m-me in this pwace. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And he gave him t-the c-covenyant of ciwcumcision: and so A-Abwaham begat +Isaac, and ciwcumcised him t-the eighth >_> d-day; and Isaac begat Jacob; and +J-Jacob begat t-the twewve patwiawchs. + +7:9 And t-the patwiawchs, moved with envy, sowd Joseph into Egypt: but +God w-was with him, 7:10 And dewivewed him out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his affwictions, +and gave him favouw and wisdom in t-the sight of Phawaoh king of Egypt; +and he m-made him govewnyow o-ovew Egypt and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house. + +7:11 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a deawth o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt and Chanyaan, +and gweat a-affwiction: and ouw f-fathews f-found nyo s-sustenyance. + +7:12 But when J-Jacob heawd that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was cown in Egypt, he sent out +ouw f-fathews fiwst. + +7:13 And a-at t-the second time Joseph w-was m-made knyown to his bwethwen; and +Joseph's kindwed w-was m-made knyown u-unto Phawaoh. + +7:14 T-Then sent Joseph, and cawwed his o(>ω<)o f-fathew J-Jacob to him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +kindwed, (o_O)! t-thweescowe and f-fifteen souws. + +7:15 S-So J-Jacob went down into Egypt, and died, he, and ouw fathews, +7:16 And wewe cawwied o-ovew into S-Sychem, and w-waid in t-the sepuwchwe that +A-Abwaham bought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sum of monyey of t-the sons of Emmow t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of +Sychem. + +7:17 But when t-the time of t-the pwomise dwew nyigh, which God h-had swown +to A-Abwaham, t-the peopwe gwew and m-muwtipwied in Egypt, 7:18 Tiww anyothew +king a-awose, which knyew nyot Joseph. + +xDD 7-7:19 The same d-deawt subtiwwy with ouw kindwed, and eviw e-entweated ouw +fathews, so that they cast out theiw young c-chiwdwen, to t-the end they +m-might nyot w-wive. + +7:20 In which time Moses w-was b-bown, and w-was exceeding faiw, and +n-nyouwished up in his fathew's house thwee months: 7:21 And when he w-was +cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, Phawaoh's daughtew took him up, and n-nyouwished him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew +own (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +7:22 And Moses w-was (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wisdom of t-the Egyptians, and w-was +mighty in w-wowds and in deeds. + +7:23 And when he w-was f-fuww f-fowty yeaws o-owd, it came into his heawt to +v-visit his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +7:24 And seeing onye of t-them s-suffew wwong, he defended him, and a-avenged +him that w-was oppwessed, and smote t-the Egyptian: 7:25 Fow he supposed +his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen w-wouwd have undewstood how that God by his hand w-wouwd +d-dewivew (=`ω´=) t-them: but they undewstood n-nyot. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And t-the nyext day he shewed himsewf u-unto t-them as they stwove, and +w-wouwd have s-set t-them a-at onye again, s-saying, Siws, ye awe bwethwen; why +(^-^*)/ d-do ye w-wwong onye to (>_<) a-anyothew? (=`ω´=) 7-7:27 But he that did his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw w-wwong +thwust him away, s-saying, Who m-made thee a wuwew and a j-judge o-ovew us? +7:28 Wiwt t-thou kiww me, as t-thou diddest t-the Egyptian yestewday? 7:29 +T-Then fwed Moses a-at this s-saying, and w-was a stwangew in t-the wand of +M-Madian, whewe he begat two sons. + +7:30 And when f-fowty yeaws wewe expiwed, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed to him in t-the +wiwdewnyess of mount Sinya an angew of t-the Wowd in a fwame of fiwe in a +bush. + +7:31 When Moses saw it, he wondewed a-at t-the sight: and as he dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +to (x_x)V b-behowd it, t-the voice of t-the WOWD came u-unto him, 7-7:32 Saying, I am +t-the God of thy fathews, t-the God of A-Abwaham, and t-the God of Isaac, and +t-the God of Jacob. T-Then Moses twembwed, and duwst nyot behowd. + +7:33 T-Then said t-the Wowd to him, Put off thy shoes fwom thy feet: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the pwace whewe t-thou standest is h-howy gwound. + +7:34 I have seen, I have s-seen t-the affwiction of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe which is in +Egypt, and I have heawd theiw gwoanying, and am come down to d-dewivew +them. And nyow come, I wiww send thee into Egypt. + +7:35 This Moses whom they w-wefused, s-saying, Who m-made thee a wuwew and a +judge? t-the same did God send to be a wuwew and a dewivewew by t-the hand +of t-the angew which appeawed to him in t-the bush. + +7:36 He b-bwought t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, aftew that he h-had shewed w-wondews and signs +in t-the wand of Egypt, and in t-the Wed sea, and in t-the wiwdewnyess f-fowty +yeaws. + +7:37 This is that Moses, which said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, A-A +pwophet shaww t-the Wowd youw God w-waise up u-unto you of youw bwethwen, +w-wike u-unto m-me; him shaww ye heaw. + +o(>< )o 7-7:38 This is he, that w-was in t-the chuwch in t-the wiwdewnyess with t-the +angew which spake to him in t-the mount (*^.^*) S-Sinya, and with ouw fathews: who +weceived t-the wivewy o-owacwes to g-give u-unto us: 7:39 To whom ouw f-fathews +w-wouwd nyot obey, but thwust him fwom t-them, and in theiw (x_x)V h-heawts (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +back again into Egypt, 7-7:40 S-Saying u-unto Aawon, Make us gods to go +befowe us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this Moses, which b-bwought us out of t-the wand of +Egypt, we wot nyot what is become of h-him. + +7:41 And they m-made a cawf in those days, and offewed sacwifice u-unto +t-the idow, and w-wejoiced in t-the wowks of theiw own hands. + +7:42 T-Then God tuwnyed, and gave t-them up to w-wowship t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven; +as it is wwitten in t-the book of t-the pwophets, O-O ye house of I-Iswaew, +have ye offewed to m-me s-swain b-beasts and s-sacwifices by t-the space of +f-fowty yeaws in t-the wiwdewnyess? 7:43 Yea, ye took up t-the tabewnyacwe of +Mowoch, and t-the staw of youw (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god Wemphan, figuwes which ye m-made to +w-wowship (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww cawwy you away beyond Babywon. + +7-7:44 O-Ouw f-fathews h-had t-the tabewnyacwe of witnyess in t-the wiwdewnyess, as +he h-had appointed, speaking u-unto Moses, that he shouwd make it +a-accowding to t-the fashion that he h-had (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. + +7:45 W-Which awso ouw f-fathews that came aftew b-bwought in with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus into +t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the G-Gentiwes, whom God dwave out befowe t-the f-face of +ouw fathews, u-unto t-the days of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; 7-7:46 Who f-found favouw befowe G-God, +and desiwed to f-find a tabewnyacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the God of Jacob. + +7:47 But S-Sowomon b-buiwt him an house. + +7:48 Howbeit t-the most High d-dwewweth nyot in tempwes m-made with hands; as +saith t-the pwophet, 7:49 Heaven is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye, and eawth is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +footstoow: what house wiww ye buiwd m-me? saith t-the Wowd: ow what is t-the +pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-west? 7:50 Hath nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these (o^▽^o) t-things? 7:51 +Ye stiffnyecked and u-unciwcumcised in heawt and eaws, ye (^-^*)/ d-do awways +w-wesist t-the Howy Ghost: as youw f-fathews did, so (^-^*)/ d-do OwO y-ye. + +|･ω･) 7-7:52 W-Which of t-the pwophets have nyot youw f-fathews p-pewsecuted? and they +have s-swain t-them which shewed befowe of t-the coming of t-the Just O-Onye; of +whom ye have b-been nyow t-the betwayews and muwdewews: 7:53 Who have +weceived t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw by t-the disposition of a-angews, and have nyot kept it. + +7:54 When they heawd these things, they wewe cut to t-the heawt, and +they gnyashed on him with theiw teeth. + +7:55 But he, being f-fuww of t-the Howy Ghost, wooked up stedfastwy into +heaven, and saw t-the gwowy of G-God, and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus standing on t-the wight hand +of G-God, 7:56 And said, Behowd, I s-see t-the h-heavens openyed, and t-the S-Son +of man standing on t-the wight hand of God. + +7:57 T-Then they cwied out with a w-woud voice, and |･ω･) s-stopped theiw eaws, +and wan upon him with onye accowd, >w< *screams* 7-7:58 And cast him out of t-the city, +and stonyed him: and t-the witnyesses w-waid down theiw cwothes a-at a young +man's feet, whose nyame w-was Sauw. + +♡(｡- ω -) 7-7:59 And they stonyed Stephen, cawwing upon G-God, and s-saying, Wowd +Jesus, weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit. + +7:60 And he k-knyeewed down, and cwied with a w-woud voice, W-Wowd, way nyot +this sin to theiw chawge. And when he h-had said this, he feww asweep. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And Sauw w-was consenting u-unto his death. And a-at that time (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was +a gweat p-pewsecution against t-the chuwch which w-was a-at Jewusawem; and +they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww scattewed a-abwoad (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the wegions of Judaea and +S-Samawia, except t-the apostwes. + +8-8:2 And d-devout men cawwied Stephen to his buwiaw, and m-made gweat +wamentation o-ovew h-him. + +8:3 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw, he m-made (￣ω￣) h-havock of t-the c-chuwch, entewing into {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +h-house, and hawing men and w-women committed t-them to pwison. + +8:4 Thewefowe they that wewe scattewed a-abwoad went {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe +pweaching t-the wowd. + +8-8:5 T-Then Phiwip went down to t-the city of S-Samawia, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached Chwist +u-unto them. + +8:6 And t-the peopwe with onye accowd gave heed u-unto those things which +Phiwip spake, heawing and seeing t-the miwacwes which he did. + +8:7 Fow uncwean s-spiwits, cwying with w-woud voice, came out of many that +wewe p-possessed with (=`ω´=) t-them: and many taken with pawsies, and that wewe +wame, wewe heawed. + +8:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was gweat joy in that city. + +8:9 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain ^.^ m-man, cawwed Simon, which befowetime in t-the +same city used sowcewy, and bewitched t-the peopwe of S-Samawia, giving +out that himsewf w-was s-some gweat onye: 8-8:10 To whom they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gave heed, +fwom t-the weast to t-the gweatest, s-saying, This man is t-the gweat p-powew of +God. + +8-8:11 And to him they h-had wegawd, because that of wong time he h-had +bewitched t-them with sowcewies. + +8:12 But when they bewieved Phiwip pweaching t-the things c-concewnying t-the +kingdom of G-God, and t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, they wewe b-baptized, both +men and w-women. + +8-8:13 T-Then Simon himsewf bewieved awso: and when he w-was b-baptized, he +continyued with Phiwip, and wondewed, behowding t-the miwacwes and signs +which wewe donye. + +8:14 Nyow when t-the apostwes which wewe a-at Jewusawem heawd that Samawia +h-had weceived t-the wowd of G-God, they sent u-unto t-them (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and John: 8:15 +Who, when they wewe come down, pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, that they m-might +weceive t-the Howy Ghost: (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 (Fow as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he w-was f-fawwen upon nyonye of +(=`ω´=) t-them: onwy they wewe baptized in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd Jesus.) 8:17 +T-Then w-waid they theiw h-hands on t-them, and they weceived t-the Howy Ghost. + +8-8:18 And when Simon saw that thwough waying on of t-the a-apostwes' h-hands +t-the Howy Ghost w-was given, he offewed t-them monyey, 8-8:19 Saying, Give m-me +awso this p-powew, that on w-whomsoevew I way hands, he may weceive t-the +Howy Ghost. + +8:20 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, Thy monyey pewish with thee, because t-thou +hast thought that t-the gift of God may be (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased with monyey. + +8-8:21 T-Thou hast nyeithew pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow wot in this m-mattew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy heawt is +nyot wight in t-the sight of God. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 W-Wepent thewefowe of this thy wickednyess, and p-pway G-God, if pewhaps +t-the thought of thinye heawt may be fowgiven thee. + +8:23 Fow I pewceive that t-thou awt in t-the (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww of bittewnyess, and in +t-the bond of inyiquity. + +8:24 T-Then answewed Simon, and said, Pway ye to t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, that +nyonye of these things which ye have spoken come upon me. + +8:25 And they, when they h-had testified and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the wowd of t-the +W-Wowd, wetuwnyed to J-Jewusawem, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew in many v-viwwages +of t-the Samawitans. + +8:26 And t-the angew of t-the Wowd spake u-unto Phiwip, s-saying, Awise, and +go towawd t-the south u-unto t-the w-way that goeth down fwom Jewusawem u-unto +Gaza, which is desewt. + +8:27 And he awose and went: and, b-behowd, a man of Ethiopia, an eunyuch +of gweat a-authowity undew Candace queen of t-the Ethiopians, who h-had t-the +chawge of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew t-tweasuwe, and h-had come to Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to wowship, +8:28 Was wetuwnying, and sitting in his chawiot wead Esaias t-the +pwophet. + +8:29 T-Then t-the Spiwit said u-unto Phiwip, Go nyeaw, and join t-thysewf to +this chawiot. + +8:30 And Phiwip wan thithew to him, and heawd him wead t-the pwophet +Esaias, and said, U-Undewstandest t-thou what t-thou w-weadest? 8:31 And he +said, How c-can I, except s-some man shouwd guide m-me? And he desiwed +Phiwip that he w-wouwd come up and sit with h-him. + +8:32 The pwace of t-the scwiptuwe which he wead w-was this, He w-was w-wed as +a sheep to t-the s-swaughtew; and w-wike a wamb dumb befowe his sheawew, so +openyed he nyot his m-mouth: ╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 In his h-humiwiation his j-judgment w-was +taken (☆ω☆) a-away: and who shaww decwawe his (o_O)! g-genyewation? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wife is +taken fwom t-the eawth. + +8:34 And t-the eunyuch answewed Phiwip, and said, I p-pway thee, of whom +s-speaketh t-the pwophet t-this? of himsewf, ow of s-some othew man? 8-8:35 +T-Then Phiwip openyed his mouth, and began a-at t-the same scwiptuwe, and +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto him Jesus. + +8:36 And as they went on theiw way, they came u-unto a c-cewtain watew: +and t-the eunyuch said, See, hewe is watew; what doth hindew m-me to be +baptized? 8-8:37 And Phiwip said, If t-thou bewievest with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye +heawt, t-thou (o_O)! m-mayest. + +And he answewed and said, I bewieve that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist is t-the S-Son of +God. + +8:38 And he commanded t-the chawiot to stand s-stiww: and they went down +both into t-the watew, both Phiwip and t-the eunyuch; and he baptized h-him. + +8:39 And when they wewe come up out of t-the watew, t-the Spiwit of t-the +Wowd caught away Phiwip, that t-the eunyuch saw him nyo mowe: and he went +on his w-way wejoicing. + +8-8:40 But Phiwip w-was f-found a-at Azotus: and p-passing thwough he (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cities, tiww he came to Caesawea. + +9:1 And Sauw, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet b-bweathing out thweatenyings and swaughtew against t-the +discipwes of t-the W-Wowd, went u-unto t-the high pwiest, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And desiwed of +him wettews to Damascus to t-the synyagogues, that if he f-found any of +this way, whethew they wewe men ow (*°▽°*) w-women, he m-might bwing t-them b-bound +u-unto Jewusawem. + +9:3 And as he jouwnyeyed, he came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Damascus: and suddenwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shinyed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him a wight fwom heaven: 9:4 And he feww to t-the +eawth, and heawd a voice saying u-unto him, Sauw, Sauw, why pewsecutest +t-thou m-me? 9:5 And he said, Who awt thou, Wowd? And t-the Wowd said, I am +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus whom t-thou pewsecutest: it is hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to {{ (>_<) }} k-kick against t-the +pwicks. + +9:6 And he twembwing and astonyished said, W-Wowd, what wiwt t-thou have m-me +to do? And t-the Wowd said u-unto him, Awise, and go into t-the city, and it +shaww be towd thee what t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must do. + +9:7 And t-the men which jouwnyeyed with him s-stood speechwess, heawing a +voice, but seeing nyo m-man. + +9:8 And Sauw awose fwom t-the eawth; and when his eyes wewe openyed, he +saw nyo man: but they w-wed him by t-the hand, and b-bwought him into +D-Damascus. + +9:9 And he w-was thwee days without s-sight, and nyeithew did e-eat (=`ω´=) n-nyow +d-dwink. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain discipwe a-at Damascus, nyamed Anyanyias; and +to him said t-the Wowd in a vision, Anyanyias. And he said, Behowd, I am +hewe, Wowd. + +9-9:11 And t-the Wowd said u-unto him, Awise, and go into t-the stweet which +is cawwed Stwaight, and enquiwe in t-the house of (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye cawwed +Sauw, of >_< T-Tawsus: fow, b-behowd, he pwayeth, 9:12 And hath s-seen in a +vision a man nyamed ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias coming in, and putting his hand on him, +that he m-might weceive his sight. + +9:13 T-Then ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias answewed, W-Wowd, I have heawd by many of this ^.^ m-man, +how m-much eviw he hath donye to thy saints a-at Jewusawem: 9-9:14 And hewe +he hath a-authowity fwom t-the chief pwiests to bind (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that caww on thy +nyame. + +9:15 But t-the Wowd said u-unto him, Go thy w-way: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a chosen vessew +u-unto me, to beaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame befowe t-the G-Gentiwes, and kings, and t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew: 9:16 Fow I wiww s-shew him how gweat things he (* ^ ω ^) m-must +s-suffew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake. + +9:17 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias went his way, and entewed into t-the h-house; and putting +his h-hands on him said, B-Bwothew Sauw, t-the W-Wowd, even Jesus, that +appeawed u-unto thee in t-the w-way as t-thou c-camest, hath sent me, that t-thou +mightest weceive thy s-sight, and be fiwwed with t-the Howy Ghost. + +9:18 And immediatewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww fwom his eyes as it h-had b-been scawes: +and he weceived sight fowthwith, and a-awose, and w-was baptized. + +9:19 And when he h-had weceived m-meat, he w-was stwengthenyed. T-Then w-was Sauw +c-cewtain days with t-the discipwes which wewe a-at D-Damascus. + +9:20 And stwaightway he (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached Chwist in t-the synyagogues, that he is +t-the S-Son of God. + +9:21 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that heawd him wewe amazed, and said; Is nyot this he that +destwoyed t-them which cawwed on this nyame in J-Jewusawem, and came hithew +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that intent, that he m-might bwing t-them b-bound u-unto t-the chief +pwiests? 9:22 But Sauw incweased t-the mowe in stwength, and confounded +t-the Jews which d-dwewt a-at Damascus, pwoving that this is vewy (T_T) C-Chwist. + +9:23 And aftew that many days wewe fuwfiwwed, t-the Jews took counsew to +kiww him: 9:24 But theiw waying await w-was knyown of Sauw. And they +watched t-the gates day and nyight to kiww h-him. + +9:25 T-Then t-the discipwes took him by nyight, and wet him down by t-the +waww in a basket. + +9:26 And when Sauw w-was come to J-Jewusawem, he assayed to join himsewf +to t-the d-discipwes: but they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww afwaid of him, and bewieved nyot +that he w-was a discipwe. + +9:27 But Bawnyabas took him, and b-bwought him to t-the apostwes, and +d-decwawed u-unto t-them how he h-had s-seen t-the Wowd in t-the way, and that he +h-had spoken to him, and how he h-had (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached bowdwy a-at Damascus in t-the +nyame of Jesus. + +9-9:28 And he w-was with t-them coming in and g-going out a-at Jewusawem. + +9:29 And he spake bowdwy in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd Jesus, and disputed +against t-the G-Gwecians: but they went about to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him. + +9:30 W-Which when t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen OwO k-knyew, they b-bwought him down to Caesawea, +and sent him fowth to Tawsus. + +9:31 T-Then h-had t-the chuwches w-west (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judaea and G-Gawiwee and +S-Samawia, and wewe edified; and wawking in t-the f-feaw of t-the W-Wowd, and in +t-the comfowt of t-the Howy Ghost, wewe muwtipwied. + +9:32 And it came to pass, as (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew passed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww quawtews, he +came down awso to t-the saints which d-dwewt a-at Wydda. + +9:33 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he f-found a c-cewtain man nyamed Aenyeas, which h-had kept his +b-bed eight yeaws, and w-was sick of t-the pawsy. + +9:34 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, Aenyeas, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist m-maketh thee w-whowe: +a-awise, and make thy bed. And he awose immediatewy. + +9:35 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that d-dwewt a-at Wydda and Sawon saw him, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to t-the +Wowd. + +9:36 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a-at J-Joppa a c-cewtain discipwe nyamed Tabitha, which by +i-intewpwetation is cawwed Dowcas: this woman w-was f-fuww of g-good wowks and +awmsdeeds which she did. + +9:37 And it came to pass in those days, that she w-was sick, and ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: +whom when they h-had washed, they w-waid hew in an (--_--) u-uppew chambew. + +9:38 And fowasmuch as Wydda w-was nyigh to Joppa, and t-the discipwes h-had +heawd that (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was thewe, they sent u-unto him two men, desiwing him +that he w-wouwd nyot deway to come to them. + +9-9:39 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew awose and went with them. When he w-was come, they +b-bwought him into t-the (--_--) u-uppew chambew: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the widows s-stood by him +weeping, and shewing t-the coats and gawments which Dowcas made, whiwe +she w-was with them. + +9:40 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew put t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fowth, and k-knyeewed down, and pwayed; and +tuwnying him to t-the body said, Tabitha, awise. And she openyed hew eyes: +and when she saw Petew, she sat (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +9-9:41 And he gave hew his hand, and w-wifted hew up, and when he h-had +cawwed t-the saints and w-widows, pwesented hew awive. + +9:42 And it w-was knyown (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Joppa; and many bewieved in t-the +Wowd. + +9:43 And it came to pass, that he t-tawwied many days in J-Joppa with onye +Simon a tannyew. + +10:1 Thewe w-was a c-cewtain man in Caesawea cawwed Cownyewius, a centuwion +of t-the band cawwed t-the I-Itawian band, 1-10:2 A-A d-devout ^.^ m-man, and onye that +feawed God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house, which gave m-much awms to t-the p-peopwe, and +pwayed to God awway. + +10:3 He saw in a vision evidentwy about t-the nyinth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of t-the day an +angew of God coming in to him, and saying u-unto him, Cownyewius. + +10:4 And when he wooked on him, he w-was afwaid, and said, What is it, +Wowd? And he said u-unto him, Thy pwayews and thinye awms awe come up +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw befowe God. + +1-10:5 And nyow send men to Joppa, and caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye Simon, whose suwnyame +is Petew: 10:6 He wodgeth with onye Simon a t-tannyew, whose house is by +t-the sea s-side: he shaww teww thee what t-thou o-oughtest to do. + +10:7 And when t-the angew which spake u-unto Cownyewius w-was depawted, he +cawwed two of his (o-_-o) h-househowd sewvants, and a d-devout sowdiew of t-them +that waited on him continyuawwy; 10:8 And when he h-had d-decwawed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +these things u-unto t-them, he sent t-them to J-Joppa. + +10:9 On t-the mowwow, as they went on theiw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and dwew nyigh u-unto +t-the city, (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew went up upon t-the housetop to p-pway about t-the sixth +houw: 10:10 And he became vewy hungwy, and w-wouwd have e-eaten: but whiwe +they m-made w-weady, he feww into a twance, 1-10:11 And saw heaven openyed, +and a c-cewtain vessew descending upon him, as it h-had b-been a gweat sheet +knyit a-at t-the fouw cownyews, and wet down to t-the eawth: (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Whewein +wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of f-fouwfooted b-beasts of t-the eawth, and wiwd beasts, +and c-cweeping things, and f-fowws of t-the aiw. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a voice to him, Wise, Petew; k-kiww, and eat. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Nyot so, Wowd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyevew eaten any t-thing +that is common ow uncwean. + +10:15 And t-the voice spake u-unto him again t-the second time, What God +hath cweansed, that caww nyot t-thou (o_O) c-common. + +1-10:16 This w-was donye t-thwice: and t-the vessew w-was weceived up again into +heaven. + +1-10:17 Nyow whiwe (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew doubted in himsewf what this vision which he h-had +s-seen shouwd m-mean, b-behowd, t-the men which wewe sent fwom Cownyewius h-had +m-made enquiwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Simon's h-house, and s-stood befowe t-the gate, 10:18 And +cawwed, and asked whethew Simon, which w-was s-suwnyamed Petew, wewe wodged +thewe. + +10:19 Whiwe (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew thought on t-the vision, t-the Spiwit said u-unto him, +Behowd, thwee men seek thee. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 Awise thewefowe, and get thee down, and go with t-them, d-doubting +nyothing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have sent them. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew went down to t-the men which wewe sent u-unto him fwom +Cownyewius; and said, Behowd, I am he whom ye seek: what is t-the c-cause +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe ye awe come? 10:22 And they said, Cownyewius t-the centuwion, +a just ^.^ m-man, and onye that feaweth G-God, and of g-good wepowt among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +nyation of t-the Jews, w-was wawnyed fwom God by an h-howy angew to send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thee into his h-house, and to h-heaw w-wowds of thee. + +1-10:23 T-Then cawwed he t-them in, and wodged them. And on t-the mowwow (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew +went away with t-them, and c-cewtain (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen fwom J-Joppa accompanyied h-him. + +10:24 And t-the mowwow aftew they entewed into Caesawea. And Cownyewius +waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and he h-had cawwed togethew his kinsmen and (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +fwiends. + +10:25 And as (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was coming in, Cownyewius met him, and feww down a-at +his feet, and w-wowshipped h-him. + +10:26 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew took him up, s-saying, Stand up; I mysewf awso am a m-man. + +10:27 And as he t-tawked with him, he went in, and f-found many that wewe +come togethew. + +1-10:28 And he said u-unto t-them, Ye knyow how that it is an unwawfuw t-thing +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man that is a Jew to keep company, ow come u-unto onye of anyothew +nyation; but God hath shewed m-me that I shouwd nyot caww any man common +ow uncwean. + +10:29 Thewefowe came I u-unto you without gainsaying, as soon as I w-was +sent fow: I ask thewefowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what intent ye have sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me? 10:30 +And Cownyewius said, Fouw days ago I w-was fasting untiw this h-houw; and +a-at t-the nyinth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw I pwayed in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, and, b-behowd, a man s-stood +befowe m-me in bwight cwothing, 10:31 And said, Cownyewius, thy pwayew is +heawd, and thinye awms awe h-had in w-wemembwance in t-the sight of God. + +10:32 Send thewefowe to Joppa, and caww hithew Simon, whose suwnyame is +Petew; he is wodged in t-the house of onye Simon a tannyew by t-the sea +s-side: who, when he cometh, shaww speak u-unto thee. + +10:33 Immediatewy thewefowe I sent to thee; and t-thou hast w-weww donye +that t-thou awt come. Nyow thewefowe awe we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hewe pwesent befowe G-God, +to h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe commanded thee of God. + +1-10:34 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew openyed his mouth, and said, O-Of a twuth I pewceive +that God is nyo wespectew of pewsons: 10:35 But in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyation he that +feaweth him, and w-wowketh wighteousnyess, is accepted with h-him. + +10:36 The wowd which God sent u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, pweaching +peace by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: (-(he is Wowd of aww:) 10:37 That wowd, I say, ye +knyow, which w-was pubwished (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judaea, and began fwom +G-Gawiwee, aftew t-the baptism which (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John pweached; 10:38 How God anyointed +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth with t-the Howy Ghost and with powew: who went about +doing g-good, and (☆ω☆) h-heawing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe oppwessed of t-the deviw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God +w-was with h-him. + +10:39 And we awe witnyesses of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which he did both in t-the wand +of t-the Jews, and in Jewusawem; whom they swew and hanged on a twee: +1-10:40 H-Him God waised up t-the thiwd day, and shewed him openwy; 1-10:41 +Nyot to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, but u-unto witnyesses chosen befowe G-God, even to +u-us, who did e-eat and dwink with him aftew he w-wose fwom t-the dead. + +10:42 And he commanded us to pweach u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and to t-testify +that it is he which w-was o-owdainyed of God to be t-the Judge of quick and +dead. + +10:43 To him g-give (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets witnyess, that thwough his nyame +w-whosoevew b-bewieveth in him shaww weceive wemission of sins. + +10:44 Whiwe (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake these wowds, t-the Howy Ghost feww on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-them which heawd t-the wowd. + +10:45 And they of t-the ciwcumcision which bewieved wewe astonyished, as +many as came with Petew, because that on t-the G-Gentiwes awso w-was pouwed +out t-the gift of t-the Howy Ghost. + +10:46 Fow they heawd t-them speak with tongues, and magnyify God. T-Then +answewed Petew, 10:47 Can any man fowbid watew, that these shouwd nyot +be b-baptized, which have weceived t-the Howy Ghost as w-weww as ^.^ w-we? 10:48 +And he commanded t-them to be baptized in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd. T-Then +pwayed they him to tawwy c-cewtain days. + +11:1 And t-the apostwes and (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that wewe in Judaea heawd that t-the +G-Gentiwes h-had awso weceived t-the wowd of God. + +11:2 And when (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was come up to J-Jewusawem, they that wewe of t-the +ciwcumcision (♡°▽°♡) c-contended with him, 11:3 Saying, T-Thou wentest in to men +unciwcumcised, and didst e-eat with them. + +11:4 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew weheawsed t-the mattew fwom t-the beginnying, and expounded +it by owdew u-unto t-them, s-saying, 11:5 I w-was in t-the city of J-Joppa +pwaying: and in a twance I saw a vision, A-A c-cewtain vessew descend, as +it h-had b-been a gweat sheet, wet down fwom heaven by fouw cownyews; and +it came even to me: 11:6 Upon t-the which when I h-had (o-_-o) f-fastenyed minye eyes, +I (ノωヽ) c-considewed, and saw f-fouwfooted b-beasts of t-the eawth, and wiwd beasts, +and c-cweeping things, and f-fowws of t-the aiw. + +11:7 And I heawd a voice saying u-unto me, Awise, Petew; (✧∀✧)/ s-sway and eat. + +11:8 But I said, Nyot so, Wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyothing common ow uncwean hath a-at +any time entewed into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +11:9 But t-the voice answewed m-me again fwom heaven, What God hath +cweansed, that caww nyot t-thou (o_O) c-common. + +11:10 And this w-was donye thwee times: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wewe dwawn up again into +heaven. + +11:11 And, b-behowd, immediatewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe thwee men awweady come u-unto +t-the house whewe I was, sent fwom Caesawea u-unto me. + +11:12 And t-the Spiwit bade m-me go with t-them, nyothing doubting. Moweovew +these six (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen accompanyied me, and we entewed into t-the man's +house: 11:13 And he shewed us how he h-had s-seen an angew in his h-house, +which s-stood and said u-unto him, Send men to Joppa, and caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Simon, +whose suwnyame is Petew; 11:14 Who shaww teww thee wowds, wheweby t-thou +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy house shaww be saved. + +11:15 And as I began to speak, t-the Howy Ghost feww on t-them, as on us +a-at t-the beginnying. + +11:16 T-Then wemembewed I t-the wowd of t-the W-Wowd, how that he said, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John +indeed baptized with watew; but ye shaww be baptized with t-the Howy +Ghost. + +11:17 Fowasmuch t-then as God gave t-them t-the w-wike gift as he did u-unto u-us, +who bewieved on t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; what w-was I, that I couwd +w-withstand God? 11:18 When they heawd these things, they hewd theiw +p-peace, and gwowified G-God, s-saying, T-Then hath God awso to t-the G-Gentiwes +g-gwanted wepentance u-unto wife. + +11:19 Nyow they which wewe scattewed a-abwoad upon t-the p-pewsecution that +awose about Stephen twavewwed as faw as Phenyice, and Cypwus, and +Antioch, pweaching t-the wowd to nyonye but u-unto t-the Jews onwy. + +11:20 And s-some of t-them wewe men of Cypwus and Cywenye, which, when they +wewe come to Antioch, spake u-unto t-the Gwecians, pweaching t-the WOWD +Jesus. + +11:21 And t-the hand of t-the Wowd w-was with (=`ω´=) t-them: and a gweat (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew +bewieved, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto t-the Wowd. + +11:22 T-Then tidings of these things came u-unto t-the eaws of t-the chuwch +which w-was in Jewusawem: and they sent fowth B-Bawnyabas, that he shouwd +go as faw as Antioch. + +1-11:23 Who, when he came, and h-had s-seen t-the gwace of G-God, w-was g-gwad, and +^-^ *teleports behind you* e-exhowted t-them a-aww, that with puwpose of heawt they w-wouwd cweave u-unto +t-the Wowd. + +11:24 Fow he w-was a g-good ^.^ m-man, and f-fuww of t-the Howy Ghost and of faith: +and m-much peopwe w-was a-added u-unto t-the Wowd. + +11:25 T-Then depawted Bawnyabas to Tawsus, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to seek Sauw: 11:26 And +when he h-had f-found him, he b-bwought him u-unto Antioch. And it came to +pass, that a w-whowe yeaw they assembwed themsewves with t-the c-chuwch, and +taught m-much peopwe. And t-the discipwes wewe cawwed Chwistians fiwst in +Antioch. + +11:27 And in these days came pwophets fwom Jewusawem u-unto Antioch. + +11:28 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood up onye of t-them nyamed A-Agabus, and signyified by +t-the Spiwit that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be gweat deawth (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd: +which came to pass in t-the days of Cwaudius Caesaw. + +1-11:29 T-Then t-the discipwes, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his abiwity, +detewminyed to send wewief u-unto t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which d-dwewt in Judaea: +11:30 W-Which awso they did, and sent it to t-the ewdews by t-the h-hands of +Bawnyabas and Sauw. + +12:1 Nyow about that time Hewod t-the king stwetched fowth his h-hands to +v-vex c-cewtain of t-the chuwch. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And he kiwwed James t-the b-bwothew of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John with t-the swowd. + +12:3 And because he saw it pweased t-the Jews, he p-pwoceeded f-fuwthew to +o(>ω<)o t-take (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew awso. (Then wewe t-the days of unweavenyed bwead.) 12:4 And +when he h-had appwehended him, he put him in pwison, and dewivewed him +to fouw quatewnyions of sowdiews to keep h-him; intending aftew Eastew to +bwing him fowth to t-the peopwe. + +1-12:5 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew thewefowe w-was kept in p-pwison: but pwayew w-was m-made without +ceasing of t-the chuwch u-unto God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. + +12:6 And when Hewod w-wouwd have b-bwought him fowth, t-the same nyight (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew +w-was s-sweeping b-between two sowdiews, b-bound with two chains: and t-the +keepews befowe t-the doow kept t-the pwison. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And, b-behowd, t-the angew of t-the Wowd came upon him, and a wight +shinyed in t-the p-pwison: and he smote (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew on t-the side, and waised him +up, s-saying, Awise up quickwy. And his c-chains feww off fwom his hands. + +12:8 And t-the angew said u-unto him, Giwd xDD t-thysewf, and bind on thy +sandaws. + +And so he did. And he saith u-unto him, Cast thy gawment about thee, and +fowwow me. + +12:9 And he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and f-fowwowed h-him; and w-wist nyot that it w-was twue +which w-was donye by t-the angew; but thought he saw a vision. + +12:10 When they wewe past t-the fiwst and t-the second wawd, they came +u-unto t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon gate that weadeth u-unto t-the c-city; which openyed to t-them of +his own accowd: and they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and passed on thwough onye stweet; +and fowthwith t-the angew depawted fwom h-him. + +1-12:11 And when (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was come to himsewf, he said, Nyow I knyow of a +suwety, that t-the WOWD hath sent his angew, and hath dewivewed m-me out +of t-the hand of Hewod, and fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the expectation of t-the peopwe of +t-the Jews. + +12:12 And when he h-had considewed t-the thing, he came to t-the house of +(　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of John, whose suwnyame w-was Mawk; whewe many wewe +gathewed togethew pwaying. + +12:13 And as (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew knyocked a-at t-the doow of t-the gate, a damsew came to +h-heawken, nyamed Whoda. + +12:14 And when she knyew Petew's voice, she openyed nyot t-the gate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +gwadnyess, but wan in, and towd how (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew s-stood befowe t-the gate. + +1-12:15 And they said u-unto hew, T-Thou awt m-mad. But she constantwy +affiwmed that it w-was even so. T-Then said they, I-It is his angew. + +12:16 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew continyued knyocking: and when they h-had openyed t-the d-doow, +and saw him, they wewe astonyished. + +12:17 But he, beckonying u-unto t-them with t-the hand to h-howd theiw p-peace, +d-decwawed u-unto t-them how t-the Wowd h-had b-bwought him out of t-the pwison. And +he said, Go s-shew these things u-unto James, and to t-the bwethwen. And he +depawted, and went into anyothew pwace. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 Nyow as soon as it w-was day, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo smaww stiw among t-the +sowdiews, what w-was become of Petew. + +12:19 And when Hewod h-had sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and f-found him nyot, he +examinyed t-the keepews, and commanded that they shouwd be put to death. +And he went down fwom Judaea to Caesawea, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abode. + +12:20 And Hewod w-was (o_O)! h-highwy d-dispweased with t-them of T-Tywe and Sidon: but +they came with onye accowd to him, and, h-having m-made Bwastus t-the king's +chambewwain theiw fwiend, desiwed peace; because theiw c-countwy w-was +n-nyouwished by t-the king's countwy. + +1-12:21 And upon a s-set day Hewod, awwayed in woyaw appawew, sat upon his +t-thwonye, and m-made an owation u-unto them. + +12:22 And t-the peopwe gave a shout, s-saying, I-It is t-the voice of a (・_・ヾ g-god, +and nyot of a m-man. + +12:23 And immediatewy t-the angew of t-the Wowd smote him, because he gave +nyot God t-the gwowy: and he w-was eaten of wowms, and gave up t-the g-ghost. + +12:24 But t-the wowd of God gwew and muwtipwied. + +12:25 And Bawnyabas and Sauw wetuwnyed fwom J-Jewusawem, when they h-had +fuwfiwwed theiw minyistwy, and took with t-them John, whose suwnyame w-was +Mawk. + +13:1 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe in t-the chuwch that w-was a-at A-Antioch c-cewtain pwophets +and teachews; as B-Bawnyabas, and S-Simeon that w-was cawwed ;;w;; N-Nyigew, and +Wucius of Cywenye, and Manyaen, which h-had b-been b-bwought up with Hewod t-the +tetwawch, and Sauw. + +13:2 As they minyistewed to t-the W-Wowd, and fasted, t-the Howy Ghost said, +S-Sepawate m-me Bawnyabas and Sauw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk wheweunto I have cawwed +them. + +13:3 And when they h-had fasted and pwayed, and w-waid theiw h-hands on +t-them, they sent t-them away. + +13:4 S-So they, being sent fowth by t-the Howy Ghost, depawted u-unto +Seweucia; and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence they saiwed to Cypwus. + +13:5 And when they wewe a-at Sawamis, they (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the wowd of God in +t-the synyagogues of t-the Jews: and they h-had awso (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John to theiw m-minyistew. + +13:6 And when they h-had gonye thwough t-the iswe u-unto Paphos, they f-found a +c-cewtain sowcewew, a f-fawse pwophet, a J-Jew, whose nyame w-was B-Bawjesus: +13:7 W-Which w-was with t-the deputy of t-the countwy, S-Sewgius Pauwus, a +pwudent man; who cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Bawnyabas and Sauw, and desiwed to h-heaw t-the +wowd of God. + +13:8 But E-Ewymas t-the sowcewew (fow so is his nyame by i-intewpwetation) +withstood t-them, seeking to tuwn away t-the deputy fwom t-the faith. + +13:9 T-Then Sauw, (who awso is cawwed Pauw,) fiwwed with t-the Howy Ghost, +s-set his eyes on h-him. + +1-13:10 And said, O-O f-fuww of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww subtiwty and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mischief, t-thou c-chiwd of +t-the deviw, t-thou enyemy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wighteousnyess, wiwt t-thou nyot cease to +pewvewt t-the wight ways of t-the Wowd? 1-13:11 And n-nyow, b-behowd, t-the hand +of t-the Wowd is upon thee, and t-thou shawt be bwind, nyot seeing t-the sun +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-season. And immediatewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww on him a m-mist and a dawknyess; +and he went about seeking s-some to wead him by t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +13:12 T-Then t-the deputy, when he saw what w-was donye, bewieved, being +astonyished a-at t-the doctwinye of t-the Wowd. + +13:13 Nyow when Pauw and his company w-woosed fwom Paphos, they came to +Pewga in Pamphywia: and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John d-depawting fwom t-them wetuwnyed to +Jewusawem. + +13:14 But when they depawted fwom Pewga, they came to A-Antioch in +Pisidia, and went into t-the synyagogue on t-the sabbath day, and sat down. + +13:15 And aftew t-the weading of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the pwophets t-the wuwews of +t-the synyagogue sent u-unto t-them, s-saying, Ye men and bwethwen, if ye have +any wowd of exhowtation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, say o-on. + +1-13:16 T-Then Pauw s-stood up, and beckonying with his hand said, Men of +I-Iswaew, and ye that f-feaw G-God, g-give audience. + +13:17 The God of this peopwe of Iswaew chose ouw fathews, and exawted +t-the peopwe when they d-dwewt as stwangews in t-the wand of Egypt, and with +an high a-awm b-bwought he t-them out of it. + +13:18 And about t-the time of f-fowty yeaws suffewed he theiw mannyews in +t-the wiwdewnyess. + +13:19 And when he h-had destwoyed seven nyations in t-the wand of Chanyaan, +he d-divided theiw wand to t-them by wot. + +1-13:20 And aftew that he gave u-unto t-them ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges about t-the space of fouw +hundwed and fifty yeaws, untiw S-Samuew t-the pwophet. + +13:21 And aftewwawd they desiwed a king: and God gave u-unto t-them Sauw +t-the son of C-Cis, a man of t-the twibe of Benjamin, by t-the space of f-fowty +yeaws. + +13:22 And when he h-had w-wemoved him, he waised up u-unto t-them David to be +theiw king; to whom awso he gave theiw testimony, and said, I have +f-found David t-the son of Jesse, a man aftew minye own heawt, which shaww +fuwfiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wiww. + +13:23 O-Of this man's seed hath God a-accowding to his pwomise waised u-unto +Iswaew a Saviouw, Jesus: 13:24 When (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John h-had fiwst (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached befowe his +coming t-the baptism of wepentance to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Iswaew. + +13:25 And as (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John fuwfiwwed his c-couwse, he said, Whom think ye that I +am? I am nyot he. B-But, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cometh onye aftew me, whose shoes +of his feet I am nyot wowthy to w-woose. + +13:26 Men and bwethwen, chiwdwen of t-the stock of A-Abwaham, and +w-whosoevew among you feaweth G-God, to you is t-the wowd of this sawvation +sent. + +13:27 Fow they that dweww a-at J-Jewusawem, and theiw wuwews, because they +knyew him nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the v-voices of t-the pwophets which awe wead {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +sabbath day, they have fuwfiwwed t-them in condemnying h-him. + +13:28 And t-though they f-found nyo c-cause of death in him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet desiwed they +Piwate that he shouwd be swain. + +13:29 And when they h-had fuwfiwwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was wwitten of him, they +took him down fwom t-the twee, and w-waid him in a s-sepuwchwe. + +13:30 But God waised him fwom t-the dead: 13:31 And he w-was s-seen many +days of t-them which came up with him fwom G-Gawiwee to J-Jewusawem, who awe +his witnyesses u-unto t-the peopwe. + +~(>_<~) 1-13:32 And we decwawe u-unto you gwad tidings, how that t-the pwomise which +w-was m-made u-unto t-the fathews, 13:33 God hath fuwfiwwed t-the same u-unto us +theiw c-chiwdwen, in that he hath waised up ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus a-again; as it is awso +wwitten in t-the second psawm, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Son, this day have I begotten +thee. + +13:34 And as c-concewnying that he waised him up fwom t-the dead, nyow nyo +mowe to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to cowwuption, he said on this w-wise, I wiww g-give you +t-the suwe mewcies of David. + +13:35 Whewefowe he saith awso in anyothew psawm, T-Thou shawt nyot s-suffew +thinye Howy Onye to s-see cowwuption. + +13:36 Fow D-David, aftew he h-had sewved his own genyewation by t-the wiww of +G-God, feww on sweep, and w-was w-waid u-unto his fathews, and saw c-cowwuption: +13:37 But he, whom God waised again, saw nyo cowwuption. + +(☆▽☆) *shuffles closer* 1-13:38 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown u-unto you thewefowe, men and bwethwen, that thwough +this man is (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto you t-the fowgivenyess of (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: 13:39 And by +him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that bewieve awe j-justified fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, fwom which ye +couwd nyot be j-justified by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of M-Moses. + +13:40 Bewawe thewefowe, west that come upon y-you, which is spoken of in +t-the pwophets; 13:41 Behowd, ye despisews, and w-wondew, and pewish: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +I wowk a wowk in youw days, a wowk which ye shaww in nyo wise b-bewieve, +t-though a man decwawe it u-unto you. + +13:42 And when t-the Jews wewe gonye out of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, t-the G-Gentiwes +besought that these w-wowds m-might be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached to t-them t-the nyext sabbath. + +13:43 Nyow when t-the c-congwegation w-was bwoken up, many of t-the Jews and +w-wewigious pwosewytes f-fowwowed Pauw and Bawnyabas: who, speaking to +t-them, pewsuaded t-them to continyue in t-the gwace of God. + +13:44 And t-the nyext sabbath day came a-awmost t-the w-whowe city togethew to +h-heaw t-the wowd of God. + +13:45 But when t-the Jews saw t-the (^ω~) m-muwtitudes, they wewe fiwwed with +envy, and spake against those things which wewe spoken by Pauw, +UwU c-contwadicting and bwaspheming. + +1-13:46 T-Then Pauw and Bawnyabas (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed bowd, and said, I-It w-was nyecessawy +that t-the wowd of God shouwd fiwst have b-been spoken to you: but seeing +ye put it fwom y-you, and j-judge youwsewves unwowthy of evewwasting w-wife, +wo, we tuwn to t-the Gentiwes. + +1-13:47 Fow so hath t-the Wowd commanded u-us, s-saying, I have s-set thee to be +a wight of t-the G-Gentiwes, that t-thou shouwdest be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sawvation u-unto t-the +ends of t-the eawth. + +(o^ ^o)/ 1-13:48 And when t-the G-Gentiwes heawd this, they wewe g-gwad, and gwowified +t-the wowd of t-the Wowd: and as many as wewe o-owdainyed to etewnyaw wife +bewieved. + +13:49 And t-the wowd of t-the Wowd w-was pubwished (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +wegion. + +13:50 But t-the Jews stiwwed up t-the d-devout and honyouwabwe (*°▽°*) w-women, and t-the +chief men of t-the city, and waised p-pewsecution against Pauw and +B-Bawnyabas, and expewwed t-them out of theiw coasts. + +13:51 But they shook off t-the dust of theiw feet against t-them, and came +u-unto Iconyium. + +13:52 And t-the discipwes wewe fiwwed with joy, and with t-the Howy Ghost. + +14:1 And it came to pass in Iconyium, that they went both togethew into +t-the synyagogue of t-the Jews, and so spake, that a gweat muwtitude both +of t-the Jews and awso of t-the Gweeks bewieved. + +14:2 But t-the unbewieving Jews stiwwed up t-the G-Gentiwes, and m-made theiw +m-minds eviw affected against t-the bwethwen. + +14:3 W-Wong time thewefowe abode they speaking bowdwy in t-the W-Wowd, which +gave t-testimony u-unto t-the wowd of his gwace, and g-gwanted signs and +w-wondews to be donye by theiw hands. + +14:4 But t-the muwtitude of t-the city w-was d-divided: and pawt hewd with t-the +Jews, and pawt with t-the apostwes. + +1-14:5 And when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was an assauwt m-made both of t-the G-Gentiwes, and awso +of t-the Jews with theiw wuwews, to use t-them despitefuwwy, and to stonye +t-them, 14:6 They wewe wawe of it, and fwed u-unto Wystwa and Dewbe, +c-cities of W-Wycaonyia, and u-unto t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion that wieth (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: 14:7 +And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew. + +14:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe sat a c-cewtain man a-at W-Wystwa, impotent in his feet, +being a cwippwe fwom his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, who nyevew h-had w-wawked: 14:9 The +same heawd Pauw speak: who stedfastwy behowding him, and pewceiving +that he h-had f-faith to be heawed, 14:10 Said with a w-woud voice, Stand +upwight on thy feet. And he w-weaped and wawked. + +14:11 And when t-the peopwe saw what Pauw h-had donye, they w-wifted up theiw +voices, saying in t-the speech of W-Wycaonyia, The gods awe come down to us +in t-the wikenyess of m-men. + +1-14:12 And they cawwed B-Bawnyabas, J-Jupitew; and Pauw, Mewcuwius, because +he w-was t-the chief speakew. + +14:13 T-Then t-the pwiest of Jupitew, which w-was befowe theiw city, b-bwought +oxen and gawwands u-unto t-the gates, and w-wouwd have donye sacwifice with +t-the peopwe. + +14:14 W-Which when t-the apostwes, Bawnyabas and Pauw, heawd of, they went +theiw cwothes, and wan in among t-the p-peopwe, cwying (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 1-14:15 And +s-saying, Siws, why (^-^*)/ d-do ye these (o^▽^o) t-things? We awso awe men of w-wike passions +with y-you, and pweach u-unto you that ye shouwd tuwn fwom these v-vanyities +u-unto t-the wiving G-God, which m-made heaven, and eawth, and t-the sea, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe thewein: 14:16 Who in times past suffewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +nyations to wawk in theiw own w-ways. + +14:17 Nyevewthewess he weft nyot himsewf without witnyess, in that he did +g-good, and gave us wain fwom heaven, and f-fwuitfuw seasons, f-fiwwing ouw +(x_x)V h-heawts with food and gwadnyess. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And with these sayings scawce westwainyed they t-the p-peopwe, that +they h-had nyot donye sacwifice u-unto them. + +1-14:19 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came thithew c-cewtain Jews fwom A-Antioch and Iconyium, +who pewsuaded t-the p-peopwe, and h-having stonyed Pauw, dwew him out of t-the +city, supposing he h-had b-been dead. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 H-Howbeit, as t-the discipwes s-stood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him, he w-wose up, and +came into t-the city: and t-the nyext day he depawted with Bawnyabas to +Dewbe. + +1-14:21 And when they h-had (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew to that city, and h-had +taught many, they wetuwnyed again to W-Wystwa, and to Iconyium, and +Antioch, 14:22 Confiwming t-the s-souws of t-the discipwes, and exhowting +t-them to continyue in t-the faith, and that we (* ^ ω ^) m-must thwough m-much +twibuwation entew into t-the kingdom of God. + +14:23 And when they h-had o-owdainyed t-them ewdews in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-chuwch, and h-had +pwayed with f-fasting, they c-commended t-them to t-the W-Wowd, on whom they +bewieved. + +14:24 And aftew they h-had passed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout Pisidia, they came to +Pamphywia. + +14:25 And when they h-had (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the wowd in Pewga, they went down +into Attawia: 14:26 And (o´∀`o) t-thence saiwed to Antioch, fwom whence they h-had +b-been wecommended to t-the gwace of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk which they +f-fuwfiwwed. + +14:27 And when they wewe come, and h-had gathewed t-the chuwch togethew, +they weheawsed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that God h-had donye with t-them, and how he h-had openyed +t-the doow of f-faith u-unto t-the Gentiwes. + +14:28 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they abode wong time with t-the d-discipwes. + +15:1 And c-cewtain men which came down fwom Judaea taught t-the bwethwen, +and said, Except ye be ciwcumcised aftew t-the m-mannyew of Moses, ye +c-cannyot be saved. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 When thewefowe Pauw and Bawnyabas h-had nyo smaww dissension and +disputation with t-them, they detewminyed that Pauw and B-Bawnyabas, and +c-cewtain othew of t-them, shouwd go up to Jewusawem u-unto t-the apostwes and +ewdews about this question. + +1-15:3 And being b-bwought on theiw w-way by t-the c-chuwch, they passed thwough +Phenyice and S-Samawia, decwawing t-the convewsion of t-the Gentiwes: and +they caused gweat joy u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwethwen. + +:3 1-15:4 And when they wewe come to J-Jewusawem, they wewe weceived of t-the +c-chuwch, and of t-the apostwes and ewdews, and they d-decwawed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things +that God h-had donye with them. + +1-15:5 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wose up c-cewtain of t-the sect of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees which +bewieved, s-saying, That it w-was nyeedfuw to ciwcumcise t-them, and to +command t-them to keep t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of M-Moses. + +15:6 And t-the apostwes and ewdews came togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to considew of this +mattew. + +15:7 And when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe h-had b-been m-much disputing, (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-wose up, and said +u-unto t-them, Men and bwethwen, ye knyow how that a g-good whiwe ago God +m-made choice among u-us, that t-the G-Gentiwes by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth shouwd h-heaw t-the +wowd of t-the gospew, and bewieve. + +15:8 And G-God, which k-knyoweth t-the heawts, bawe t-them witnyess, giving t-them +t-the Howy Ghost, even as he did u-unto us; 15:9 And put nyo diffewence +b-between us and t-them, p-puwifying theiw (x_x)V h-heawts by faith. + +15:10 Nyow thewefowe why t-tempt ye G-God, to put a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke upon t-the nyeck of +t-the discipwes, which nyeithew ouw f-fathews (=`ω´=) n-nyow we wewe abwe to beaw? +15:11 But we bewieve that thwough t-the gwace of t-the WOWD ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist +we shaww be saved, even as they. + +15:12 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude kept siwence, and gave audience to +Bawnyabas and Pauw, decwawing what miwacwes and w-wondews God h-had wwought +among t-the G-Gentiwes by them. + +1-15:13 And aftew they h-had hewd theiw p-peace, James answewed, s-saying, Men +and bwethwen, heawken u-unto me: 15:14 S-Simeon hath d-decwawed how God a-at +t-the fiwst did v-visit t-the G-Gentiwes, to o(>ω<)o t-take out of t-them a peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +nyame. + +15:15 And to this agwee t-the w-wowds of t-the pwophets; as it is wwitten, +15:16 Aftew this I wiww wetuwn, and wiww buiwd again t-the tabewnyacwe of +D-David, which is f-fawwen down; and I wiww buiwd again t-the wuins t-theweof, +and I wiww s-set it up: 15:17 That t-the wesidue of men m-might seek aftew +t-the W-Wowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the G-Gentiwes, upon whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame is cawwed, saith t-the +W-Wowd, who doeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things. + +15:18 Knyown u-unto God awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks fwom t-the beginnying of t-the +wowwd. + +1-15:19 Whewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sentence is, that we twoubwe nyot t-them, which fwom +among t-the G-Gentiwes awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to G-God: 1-15:20 But that we wwite u-unto +t-them, that they abstain fwom powwutions of idows, and fwom +f-fownyication, and fwom things stwangwed, and fwom bwood. + +15:21 Fow Moses of o-owd time hath in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city t-them that pweach him, +being wead in t-the synyagogues {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sabbath d-day. + +15:22 T-Then pweased it t-the apostwes and ewdews with t-the w-whowe c-chuwch, +to send chosen men of theiw own company to A-Antioch with Pauw and +B-Bawnyabas; nyamewy, (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas s-suwnyamed Bawsabas and Siwas, chief men among +t-the b-bwethwen: 1-15:23 And they wwote wettews by t-them aftew this mannyew; +The apostwes and ewdews and (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen send gweeting u-unto t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +which awe of t-the G-Gentiwes in A-Antioch and Sywia and Ciwicia. + +1-15:24 Fowasmuch as we have heawd, that c-cewtain which went out fwom us +have twoubwed you with wowds, subvewting youw souws, s-saying, Ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must +be (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, and keep t-the waw: to whom we gave nyo such commandment: +15:25 I-It seemed g-good u-unto u-us, being assembwed with onye accowd, to send +chosen men u-unto you with ouw bewoved Bawnyabas and Pauw, 15:26 Men that +have hazawded theiw wives (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyame of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +15:27 We have sent thewefowe (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas and Siwas, who shaww awso teww you +t-the same things by mouth. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 Fow it seemed g-good to t-the Howy Ghost, and to u-us, to way upon you +nyo gweatew ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden than these nyecessawy things; ;;w;; 1-15:29 That ye abstain +fwom meats offewed to idows, and fwom bwood, and fwom things +stwangwed, and fwom fownyication: fwom which if ye keep youwsewves, ye +shaww (^-^*)/ d-do weww. Fawe ye weww. + +15:30 S-So when they wewe dismissed, they came to Antioch: and when they +h-had gathewed t-the muwtitude togethew, they dewivewed t-the epistwe: 15:31 +W-Which when they h-had wead, they w-wejoiced (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the consowation. + +15:32 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas and Siwas, being pwophets awso themsewves, ^-^ *teleports behind you* e-exhowted +t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen with many wowds, and o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed them. + +1-15:33 And aftew they h-had t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a space, they wewe wet go in +peace fwom t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen u-unto t-the apostwes. + +15:34 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding it pweased Siwas to abide (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +1-15:35 Pauw awso and Bawnyabas continyued in Antioch, teaching and +pweaching t-the wowd of t-the W-Wowd, with many othews awso. + +1-15:36 And s-some days aftew Pauw said u-unto B-Bawnyabas, Wet us go again and +v-visit ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city whewe we have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the wowd of +t-the WOWD, and s-see how they do. + +1-15:37 And Bawnyabas detewminyed to o(>ω<)o t-take with t-them John, whose suwnyame +w-was Mawk. + +1-15:38 But Pauw thought nyot g-good to o(>ω<)o t-take him with t-them, who depawted +fwom t-them fwom Pamphywia, and went nyot with t-them to t-the wowk. + +15:39 And t-the c-contention w-was so shawp b-between t-them, that they depawted +asundew onye fwom t-the othew: and so Bawnyabas took Mawk, and saiwed u-unto +Cypwus; 1-15:40 And Pauw chose Siwas, and depawted, being wecommended by +t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen u-unto t-the gwace of God. + +15:41 And he went thwough Sywia and Ciwicia, confiwming t-the c-chuwches. + +16:1 T-Then came he to Dewbe and Wystwa: and, b-behowd, a c-cewtain discipwe +w-was thewe, nyamed Timotheus, t-the son of a c-cewtain woman, which w-was a +Jewess, and (ノωヽ) b-bewieved; but his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was a Gweek: 16:2 W-Which w-was w-weww +wepowted of by t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that wewe a-at Wystwa and Iconyium. + +16:3 H-Him w-wouwd Pauw have to go fowth with h-him; and took and +ciwcumcised him because of t-the Jews which wewe in those quawtews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +they knyew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was a Gweek. + +16:4 And as they went thwough t-the cities, they dewivewed t-them t-the +decwees (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to k-keep, that wewe o-owdainyed of t-the apostwes and ewdews +which wewe a-at Jewusawem. + +16:5 And so wewe t-the chuwches estabwished in t-the faith, and incweased +in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew daiwy. + +1-16:6 Nyow when they h-had gonye (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout Phwygia and t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of +G-Gawatia, and wewe fowbidden of t-the Howy Ghost to pweach t-the wowd in +Asia, 16:7 Aftew they wewe come to M-Mysia, they assayed to go into +Bithynyia: but t-the Spiwit suffewed t-them n-nyot. + +16:8 And they p-passing by Mysia came down to T-Twoas. + +1-16:9 And a vision appeawed to Pauw in t-the nyight; Thewe s-stood a man of +M-Macedonyia, and pwayed him, s-saying, Come o-ovew into M-Macedonyia, and hewp +us. + +1-16:10 And aftew he h-had s-seen t-the vision, immediatewy we e-endeavouwed to +go into M-Macedonyia, assuwedwy gathewing that t-the Wowd h-had cawwed us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +to pweach t-the gospew u-unto them. + +16:11 Thewefowe (;;;*_*) w-woosing fwom Twoas, we came with a stwaight couwse to +Samothwacia, and t-the nyext day to Nyeapowis; 1-16:12 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence to +Phiwippi, which is t-the chief city of that pawt of M-Macedonyia, and a +cowony: and we wewe in that city (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding c-cewtain days. + +16:13 And on t-the sabbath we went out of t-the city by a wivew side, +whewe pwayew w-was wont to be m-made; and we sat down, and spake u-unto t-the +w-women which wesowted thithew. + +1-16:14 And a c-cewtain woman nyamed Wydia, a sewwew of puwpwe, of t-the city +of T-Thyatiwa, which w-wowshipped G-God, heawd us: whose heawt t-the Wowd +openyed, that she (>_<) a-attended u-unto t-the things which wewe spoken of Pauw. + +xDD 1-16:15 And when she w-was b-baptized, and hew h-househowd, she besought u-us, +s-saying, If ye have judged m-me to be faithfuw to t-the W-Wowd, come into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +h-house, and abide thewe. And she constwainyed us. + +16:16 And it came to pass, as we went to pwayew, a c-cewtain damsew +p-possessed with a spiwit of divinyation met u-us, which b-bwought hew +mastews m-much gain by (-ω-、) s-soothsaying: 1-16:17 The same f-fowwowed Pauw and u-us, +and cwied, s-saying, These men awe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the most high G-God, +which s-shew u-unto us t-the w-way of s-sawvation. + +1-16:18 And this did she many days. But Pauw, being gwieved, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and +said to t-the spiwit, I command thee in t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist to come +out of hew. + +And he came out t-the same h-houw. + +16:19 And when hew mastews saw that t-the hope of theiw gains w-was gonye, +they caught Pauw and Siwas, and dwew t-them into t-the m-mawketpwace u-unto +t-the wuwews, 16:20 And b-bwought t-them to t-the magistwates, s-saying, These +men, being Jews, (^-^*)/ d-do e-exceedingwy twoubwe ouw city, 16:21 And t-teach +customs, which awe nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to weceive, nyeithew to obsewve, +being Womans. + +16:22 And t-the muwtitude w-wose up togethew against (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the +magistwates went off theiw cwothes, and commanded to beat them. + +1-16:23 And when they h-had w-waid many stwipes upon t-them, they cast t-them +into pwison, c-chawging t-the jaiwow to keep t-them s-safewy: 16:24 Who, +h-having weceived such a c-chawge, thwust t-them into t-the innyew pwison, and +m-made theiw feet fast in t-the stocks. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 And a-at midnyight Pauw and Siwas pwayed, and sang p-pwaises u-unto +G-God: and t-the pwisonyews heawd them. + +16:26 And suddenwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat eawthquake, so that t-the +foundations of t-the pwison wewe shaken: and immediatewy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the doows +wewe openyed, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye's bands wewe woosed. + +16:27 And t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the pwison a-awaking out of his sweep, and +seeing t-the pwison doows open, he dwew out his swowd, and w-wouwd have +kiwwed himsewf, supposing that t-the pwisonyews h-had b-been fwed. + +1-16:28 But Pauw cwied with a w-woud voice, s-saying, Do t-thysewf nyo h-hawm: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hewe. + +16:29 T-Then he cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight, and spwang in, and came twembwing, +and feww down befowe Pauw and Siwas, 16:30 And b-bwought t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and +said, Siws, what (* ^ ω ^) m-must I (^-^*)/ d-do to be saved? 16:31 And they said, Bewieve +on t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and t-thou shawt be saved, and thy house. + +16:32 And they spake u-unto him t-the wowd of t-the W-Wowd, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +wewe in his house. + +1-16:33 And he took t-them t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of t-the nyight, and washed theiw +stwipes; and w-was b-baptized, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his, stwaightway. + +16:34 And when he h-had b-bwought t-them into his h-house, he s-set meat befowe +t-them, and wejoiced, b-bewieving in God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house. + +16:35 And when it w-was day, t-the magistwates sent t-the s-sewjeants, s-saying, +Wet those men go. + +16:36 And t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the pwison towd this saying to Pauw, The +magistwates have sent to wet you go: nyow thewefowe depawt, and go in +p-peace. + +16:37 But Pauw said u-unto t-them, They have beaten us openwy uncondemnyed, +being Womans, and have cast us into pwison; and nyow (^-^*)/ d-do they thwust us +out pwiviwy? nyay vewiwy; but wet t-them come themsewves and fetch us +＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +1-16:38 And t-the sewjeants towd these w-wowds u-unto t-the magistwates: and +they feawed, when they heawd that they wewe Womans. + +16:39 And they came and besought t-them, and b-bwought t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and +desiwed t-them to depawt out of t-the city. + +＼(≧▽≦)／ 1-16:40 And they went out of t-the pwison, and entewed into t-the house of +(＃￣ω￣) W-Wydia: and when they h-had s-seen t-the bwethwen, they c-comfowted t-them, and +depawted. + +17:1 Nyow when they h-had passed thwough Amphipowis and A-Apowwonyia, they +came to Thessawonyica, whewe w-was a synyagogue of t-the Jews: 17:2 And +Pauw, as his m-mannyew was, went in u-unto t-them, and thwee sabbath days +weasonyed with t-them out of t-the scwiptuwes, 17:3 Openying and awweging, +that Chwist (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds have suffewed, and wisen again fwom t-the dead; +and that this Jesus, whom I pweach u-unto y-you, is (T_T) C-Chwist. + +17:4 And s-some of t-them bewieved, and consowted with Pauw and Siwas; and +of t-the d-devout Gweeks a gweat muwtitude, and of t-the chief w-women nyot a +few. + +17:5 But t-the Jews which bewieved nyot, moved with envy, took u-unto t-them +c-cewtain wewd fewwows of t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-basew sowt, and gathewed a company, and +s-set (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city on an upwoaw, and (*・ω・)ﾉ a-assauwted t-the house of Jason, and +sought to bwing t-them out to t-the peopwe. + +17:6 And when they f-found t-them nyot, they dwew Jason and c-cewtain +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen u-unto t-the wuwews of t-the city, cwying, These that have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed +t-the wowwd upside down awe come hithew awso; 17:7 Whom Jason hath +weceived: and these (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (^-^*)/ d-do contwawy to t-the decwees of Caesaw, saying +that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is anyothew king, onye Jesus. + +1-17:8 And they twoubwed t-the peopwe and t-the wuwews of t-the city, when +they heawd these things. + +17:9 And when they h-had taken secuwity of Jason, and of t-the othew, they +wet t-them go. + +17:10 And t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen immediatewy sent away Pauw and Siwas by nyight +u-unto (♡°▽°♡) B-Bewea: who coming thithew went into t-the synyagogue of t-the Jews. + +17:11 These wewe mowe n-nyobwe than those in Thessawonyica, in that they +weceived t-the wowd with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww weadinyess of mind, and seawched t-the +scwiptuwes d-daiwy, whethew those things wewe so. + +17:12 Thewefowe many of t-them (ノωヽ) b-bewieved; awso of honyouwabwe w-women which +wewe Gweeks, and of men, nyot a few. + +17:13 But when t-the Jews of Thessawonyica h-had k-knyowwedge that t-the wowd of +God w-was (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached of Pauw a-at Bewea, they came thithew awso, and stiwwed +up t-the peopwe. + +17:14 And t-then immediatewy t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen sent away Pauw to go as it +wewe to t-the sea: but Siwas and Timotheus abode (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And they that c-conducted Pauw b-bwought him u-unto Athens: and +weceiving a commandment u-unto Siwas and Timotheus (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to come to him +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww speed, they depawted. + +17:16 Nyow whiwe Pauw waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them a-at (＞ｍ＜) A-Athens, his spiwit w-was stiwwed +in him, when he saw t-the city whowwy given to idowatwy. + +17:17 Thewefowe disputed he in t-the synyagogue with t-the Jews, and with +t-the d-devout p-pewsons, and in t-the mawket daiwy with t-them that met with +h-him. + +17:18 T-Then c-cewtain phiwosophews of t-the E-Epicuweans, and of t-the Stoicks, +e-encountewed h-him. And s-some said, What wiww this babbwew say? othew +s-some, He seemeth to be a s-settew fowth of s-stwange gods: because he +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto t-them Jesus, and t-the wesuwwection. + +17:19 And they took him, and b-bwought him u-unto Aweopagus, s-saying, May +we knyow what this nyew doctwinye, wheweof t-thou speakest, is? 17:20 Fow +t-thou b-bwingest c-cewtain s-stwange things to ouw eaws: we w-wouwd knyow +thewefowe what these things mean. + +17:21 (Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^▽^o) *twerks* A-Athenyians and stwangews which wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe spent +theiw time in nyothing ewse, but eithew to t-teww, ow to h-heaw s-some nyew +t-thing.) 17:22 T-Then Pauw s-stood in t-the m-midst of Maws' h-hiww, and said, +Ye men of (＞ｍ＜) A-Athens, I pewceive that in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things ye awe too +supewstitious. + +17:23 Fow as I passed by, and behewd youw devotions, I f-found an awtaw +with this inscwiption, TO THE UNKNyOWN G-GOD. Whom thewefowe ye +i-ignyowantwy wowship, him decwawe I u-unto you. + +17:24 God that m-made t-the wowwd and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things thewein, seeing that he +is Wowd of heaven and eawth, d-dwewweth nyot in tempwes m-made with hands; +17:25 N-Nyeithew is w-wowshipped with men's hands, as t-though he n-nyeeded any +thing, seeing he giveth to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wife, and bweath, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; 17:26 +And hath m-made of onye ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations of men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to dweww on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +f-face of t-the eawth, and hath detewminyed t-the times befowe appointed, and +t-the bounds of theiw habitation; 17:27 That they shouwd seek t-the W-Wowd, +if ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* h-hapwy they m-might feew aftew him, and f-find him, t-though he be nyot faw +fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of us: 17:28 Fow in him we wive, and move, and have ouw +(つ✧ω✧)つ b-being; as c-cewtain awso of youw own poets have said, Fow we awe awso +his offspwing. + +17:29 Fowasmuch t-then as we awe t-the o-offspwing of G-God, we ought nyot to +think that t-the G-Godhead is w-wike u-unto gowd, ow s-siwvew, ow stonye, gwaven +by awt and man's device. + +17:30 And t-the times of this ignyowance God winked at; but nyow +commandeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe to wepent: 17:31 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath +appointed a day, in t-the which he wiww j-judge t-the wowwd in wighteousnyess +by that man whom he hath owdainyed; wheweof he hath given assuwance +u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, in that he hath waised him fwom t-the dead. + +17:32 And when they heawd of t-the wesuwwection of t-the dead, s-some +mocked: and othews said, We wiww h-heaw thee again of this mattew. + +17:33 S-So Pauw depawted fwom among them. + +17:34 Howbeit c-cewtain men (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto him, and bewieved: among t-the +which w-was Dionysius t-the A-Aweopagite, and a woman nyamed Damawis, and +othews with them. + +18:1 Aftew these things Pauw depawted fwom (＞ｍ＜) A-Athens, and came to +C-Cowinth; 18:2 And f-found a c-cewtain Jew nyamed A-Aquiwa, bown in Pontus, +watewy come fwom Itawy, with his wife P-Pwisciwwa; (because that +Cwaudius h-had commanded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jews to depawt fwom Wome:) and came u-unto +them. + +18:3 And because he w-was of t-the same cwaft, he abode with t-them, and +w-wwought: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by theiw occupation they wewe tentmakews. + +18:4 And he weasonyed in t-the synyagogue {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sabbath, and pewsuaded t-the +Jews and t-the Gweeks. + +18:5 And when Siwas and Timotheus wewe come fwom M-Macedonyia, Pauw w-was +pwessed in t-the spiwit, and testified to t-the Jews that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +18:6 And when they opposed themsewves, and bwasphemed, he shook his +waiment, and said u-unto t-them, Youw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be upon youw own heads; I am +cwean; fwom hencefowth I wiww go u-unto t-the Gentiwes. + +18:7 And he depawted thence, and entewed into a c-cewtain man's h-house, +nyamed ╰(▔∀▔)╯ J-Justus, onye that w-wowshipped G-God, whose house j-joinyed hawd to t-the +synyagogue. + +18:8 And C-Cwispus, t-the chief wuwew of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, bewieved on t-the +Wowd with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house; and many of t-the Cowinthians heawing bewieved, +and wewe baptized. + +18:9 T-Then spake t-the Wowd to Pauw in t-the nyight by a vision, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot +afwaid, but speak, and h-howd nyot thy peace: 18:10 Fow I am with thee, +and nyo man shaww s-set on thee to (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have m-much peopwe in +this city. + +1-18:11 And he continyued (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a yeaw and six months, teaching t-the wowd +of God among them. + +18:12 And when Gawwio w-was t-the deputy of A-Achaia, t-the Jews m-made +insuwwection with onye accowd against Pauw, and b-bwought him to t-the +j-judgment s-seat, 18:13 Saying, This f-fewwow pewsuadeth men to w-wowship God +contwawy to t-the waw. + +18:14 And when Pauw w-was nyow about to open his mouth, Gawwio said u-unto +t-the Jews, If it wewe a mattew of w-wwong ow wicked w-wewdnyess, O-O ye Jews, +w-weason w-wouwd that I shouwd beaw with you: 18:15 But if it be a +question of w-wowds and nyames, and of youw w-waw, wook ye to it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +wiww be nyo j-judge of such mattews. + +18:16 And he dwave t-them fwom t-the j-judgment ~(>_<~) s-seat. + +18:17 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Gweeks took Sosthenyes, t-the chief wuwew of t-the +(=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and beat him befowe t-the j-judgment ~(>_<~) s-seat. And Gawwio cawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +nyonye of those things. + +18:18 And Pauw aftew this t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a g-good whiwe, and t-then +took his weave of t-the bwethwen, and saiwed (o´∀`o) t-thence into Sywia, and with +him P-Pwisciwwa and Aquiwa; h-having s-shown his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in Cenchwea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +h-had a vow. + +18:19 And he came to E-Ephesus, and weft t-them thewe: but he himsewf +entewed into t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and weasonyed with t-the Jews. + +18:20 When they desiwed him to tawwy wongew time with t-them, he +c-consented n-nyot; 1-18:21 But bade t-them faweweww, s-saying, I (* ^ ω ^) m-must by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +means keep this (♡°▽°♡) f-feast that cometh in Jewusawem: but I wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn +again u-unto y-you, if God wiww. And he saiwed fwom Ephesus. + +18:22 And when he h-had wanded a-at Caesawea, and gonye up, and sawuted t-the +c-chuwch, he went down to Antioch. + +1-18:23 And aftew he h-had spent s-some time thewe, he depawted, and went +o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy of Gawatia and Phwygia in owdew, stwengthenying +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-discipwes. + +18:24 And a c-cewtain Jew nyamed Apowwos, bown a-at Awexandwia, an ewoquent +^.^ m-man, and mighty in t-the scwiptuwes, came to Ephesus. + +18:25 This man w-was instwucted in t-the w-way of t-the Wowd; and being +fewvent in t-the spiwit, he spake and taught diwigentwy t-the things of +t-the W-Wowd, knyowing onwy t-the baptism of John. + +18:26 And he began to speak bowdwy in t-the synyagogue: whom when Aquiwa +and P-Pwisciwwa h-had heawd, they took him u-unto t-them, and expounded u-unto +him t-the w-way of God mowe pewfectwy. + +18:27 And when he w-was disposed to pass into A-Achaia, t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +wwote, exhowting t-the discipwes to weceive him: who, when he w-was come, +hewped t-them m-much which h-had bewieved thwough gwace: 18:28 Fow he +mightiwy convinced t-the Jews, and that pubwickwy, shewing by t-the +scwiptuwes that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was (T_T) C-Chwist. + +19:1 And it came to pass, that, whiwe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Apowwos w-was a-at Cowinth, Pauw +h-having passed thwough t-the (--_--) u-uppew coasts came to Ephesus: and finding +c-cewtain discipwes, 19:2 He said u-unto t-them, H-Have ye weceived t-the Howy +Ghost since ye bewieved? And they said u-unto him, We have nyot so m-much +as heawd whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any Howy Ghost. + +19:3 And he said u-unto t-them, Unto what t-then wewe ye baptized? And they +said, Unto John's baptism. + +19:4 T-Then said Pauw, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John vewiwy baptized with t-the baptism of +wepentance, saying u-unto t-the p-peopwe, that they shouwd bewieve on him +which shouwd come aftew him, that is, on Chwist Jesus. + +19:5 When they heawd this, they wewe baptized in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd +Jesus. + +1-19:6 And when Pauw h-had w-waid his h-hands upon t-them, t-the Howy Ghost came +on t-them; and they spake with tongues, and pwophesied. + +19:7 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men wewe about twewve. + +19:8 And he went into t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and spake bowdwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the space of +thwee months, disputing and pewsuading t-the things c-concewnying t-the +kingdom of God. + +19:9 But when divews wewe h-hawdenyed, and bewieved nyot, but spake eviw +of that w-way befowe t-the muwtitude, he depawted fwom t-them, and sepawated +t-the discipwes, disputing daiwy in t-the ต(=ω=)ต s-schoow of onye Tywannyus. + +19:10 And this continyued by t-the space of two yeaws; so that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they +which d-dwewt in Asia heawd t-the wowd of t-the Wowd Jesus, both Jews and +Gweeks. + +1-19:11 And God wwought speciaw miwacwes by t-the h-hands of Pauw: (o^ ^o) 1-19:12 S-So +that fwom his body wewe b-bwought u-unto t-the sick h-handkewchiefs ow apwons, +and t-the diseases depawted fwom t-them, and t-the eviw s-spiwits went out of +them. + +19:13 T-Then c-cewtain of t-the vagabond Jews, e-exowcists, took upon t-them to +caww o-ovew t-them which h-had eviw s-spiwits t-the nyame of t-the WOWD Jesus, +s-saying, We adjuwe you by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus whom Pauw p-pweacheth. + +19:14 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven sons of onye Sceva, a J-Jew, and chief of t-the +p-pwiests, which did so. + +19:15 And t-the eviw spiwit answewed and said, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus I knyow, and Pauw I +knyow; but who awe ye? 19:16 And t-the man in whom t-the eviw spiwit w-was +w-weaped on t-them, and ovewcame t-them, and p-pwevaiwed against t-them, so that +they fwed out of that house nyaked and wounded. + +19:17 And this w-was knyown to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews and Gweeks awso dwewwing a-at +Ephesus; and f-feaw feww on t-them a-aww, and t-the nyame of t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was +magnyified. + +19:18 And many that bewieved came, and c-confessed, and shewed theiw +deeds. + +19:19 Many of t-them awso which used c-cuwious awts b-bwought theiw books +togethew, and buwnyed t-them befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men: and they c-counted t-the p-pwice +of t-them, and f-found it fifty t-thousand pieces of siwvew. + +19:20 S-So mightiwy gwew t-the wowd of God and p-pwevaiwed. + +19:21 Aftew these things wewe ended, Pauw p-puwposed in t-the spiwit, when +he h-had passed thwough M-Macedonyia and A-Achaia, to go to J-Jewusawem, +s-saying, Aftew I have b-been thewe, I (* ^ ω ^) m-must awso s-see Wome. + +1-19:22 S-So he sent into M-Macedonyia two of t-them that minyistewed u-unto him, +Timotheus and Ewastus; but he himsewf stayed in Asia (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-season. + +19:23 And t-the same time (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose nyo smaww stiw about that way. + +19:24 Fow a c-cewtain man nyamed Demetwius, a siwvewsmith, which m-made +s-siwvew shwinyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Dianya, b-bwought nyo smaww gain u-unto t-the c-cwaftsmen; +19:25 Whom he cawwed togethew with t-the wowkmen of w-wike occupation, and +said, Siws, ye knyow that by this (=^･ｪ･^=) *notices bulge* c-cwaft we have ouw weawth. + +19:26 Moweovew ye s-see and h-heaw, that nyot awonye a-at E-Ephesus, but a-awmost +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Asia, this Pauw hath pewsuaded and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away m-much +p-peopwe, saying that they be nyo gods, which awe m-made with hands: 19:27 +S-So that nyot onwy this ouw (=^･ｪ･^=) *notices bulge* c-cwaft is in dangew to be s-set a-at nyought; but +awso that t-the tempwe of t-the gweat goddess D-Dianya shouwd be d-despised, +and hew magnyificence shouwd be destwoyed, whom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Asia and t-the wowwd +wowshippeth. + +19:28 And when they heawd these sayings, they wewe f-fuww of wwath, and +cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, Gweat is D-Dianya of t-the E-Ephesians. + +19:29 And t-the w-whowe city w-was fiwwed with confusion: and h-having caught +Gaius and Awistawchus, men of M-Macedonyia, Pauw's companyions in (≧◡≦) *cries* t-twavew, +they wushed with onye accowd into t-the theatwe. + +1-19:30 And when Pauw w-wouwd have entewed in u-unto t-the p-peopwe, t-the +discipwes suffewed him n-nyot. + +19:31 And c-cewtain of t-the chief of Asia, which wewe his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, sent +u-unto him, desiwing him that he w-wouwd nyot adventuwe himsewf into t-the +theatwe. + +19:32 Some thewefowe cwied onye thing, and s-some anyothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +assembwy w-was c-confused: and t-the mowe pawt knyew nyot (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe they wewe +come togethew. + +19:33 And they dwew A-Awexandew out of t-the muwtitude, t-the Jews putting +him fowwawd. And A-Awexandew beckonyed with t-the hand, and w-wouwd have m-made +his defence u-unto t-the peopwe. + +19:34 But when they knyew that he w-was a J-Jew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with onye voice about +t-the space of two houws cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, Gweat is D-Dianya of t-the E-Ephesians. + +19:35 And when t-the towncwewk h-had appeased t-the p-peopwe, he said, Ye men +of E-Ephesus, what man is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that k-knyoweth nyot how that t-the city of +t-the Ephesians is a wowshippew of t-the gweat goddess Dianya, and of t-the +i-image which feww down fwom Jupitew? 19:36 Seeing t-then that these +things c-cannyot be spoken against, ye ought to be quiet, and to (^-^*)/ d-do +nyothing washwy. + +19:37 Fow ye have b-bwought hithew these men, which awe nyeithew wobbews +of chuwches, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet bwasphemews of youw goddess. + +19:38 Whewefowe if Demetwius, and t-the cwaftsmen which awe with him, +have a mattew against any ^.^ m-man, t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is open, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe +deputies: wet t-them impwead onye anyothew. + +19:39 But if ye enquiwe any t-thing c-concewnying othew mattews, it shaww +be detewminyed in a wawfuw a-assembwy. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-19:40 Fow we awe in dangew to be cawwed in question (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this day's +upwoaw, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe being nyo c-cause wheweby we may g-give an ( ~*-*)~ a-account of this +concouwse. + +19:41 And when he h-had thus spoken, he dismissed t-the a-assembwy. + +20:1 And aftew t-the upwoaw w-was ceased, Pauw cawwed u-unto him t-the +discipwes, and e-embwaced t-them, and depawted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to go into M-Macedonyia. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And when he h-had gonye o-ovew those pawts, and h-had given t-them m-much +exhowtation, he came into Gweece, 20:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abode thwee months. +And when t-the Jews w-waid wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, as he w-was about to saiw into +Sywia, he p-puwposed to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thwough M-Macedonyia. + +20:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe accompanyied him into Asia Sopatew of B-Bewea; and of t-the +Thessawonyians, Awistawchus and S-Secundus; and Gaius of Dewbe, and +Timotheus; and of Asia, T-Tychicus and Twophimus. + +20:5 These g-going befowe t-tawwied (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us a-at T-Twoas. + +20:6 And we saiwed away fwom Phiwippi aftew t-the days of unweavenyed +bwead, and came u-unto t-them to T-Twoas in five days; whewe we abode seven +days. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And upon t-the fiwst day of t-the uWu w-week, when t-the discipwes came +togethew to bweak bwead, Pauw (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto t-them, weady to depawt on +t-the mowwow; and continyued his speech untiw (;;;*_*) m-midnyight. + +20:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many wights in t-the (--_--) u-uppew chambew, whewe they wewe +gathewed togethew. + +20:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe sat in a window a c-cewtain young man nyamed Eutychus, +being f-fawwen into a (☆▽☆) d-deep sweep: and as Pauw w-was wong pweaching, he +sunk down with sweep, and feww down fwom t-the thiwd woft, and w-was taken +up dead. + +20:10 And Pauw went down, and feww on him, and embwacing him said, +Twoubwe nyot y-youwsewves; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wife is in h-him. + +2-20:11 When he thewefowe w-was come up again, and h-had bwoken bwead, and +eaten, and t-tawked a wong whiwe, even tiww bweak of day, so he +depawted. + +2-20:12 And they b-bwought t-the young man awive, and wewe nyot a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +comfowted. + +2-20:13 And we went befowe to ship, and saiwed u-unto Assos, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +intending to o(>ω<)o t-take in Pauw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so h-had he appointed, minding himsewf to +go a-afoot. + +2-20:14 And when he met with us a-at Assos, we took him in, and came to +Mitywenye. + +2-20:15 And we saiwed thence, and came t-the nyext day o-ovew against UwU C-Chios; +and t-the nyext day we awwived a-at Samos, and t-tawwied a-at Twogywwium; and +t-the nyext day we came to Miwetus. + +20:16 Fow Pauw h-had detewminyed to saiw by E-Ephesus, because he w-wouwd nyot +s-spend t-the time in Asia: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hasted, if it wewe p-possibwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, to +be a-at Jewusawem t-the day of Pentecost. + +2-20:17 And fwom Miwetus he sent to E-Ephesus, and cawwed t-the ewdews of +t-the chuwch. + +20:18 And when they wewe come to him, he said u-unto t-them, Ye knyow, fwom +t-the fiwst day that I came into Asia, aftew what m-mannyew I have b-been +with you a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seasons, 2-20:19 Sewving t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww humiwity of +mind, and with many teaws, and temptations, which befeww m-me by t-the +wying in wait of t-the Jews: 20:20 And how I kept back nyothing that w-was +pwofitabwe u-unto y-you, but have shewed y-you, and have taught you +pubwickwy, and fwom house to h-house, 20:21 Testifying both to t-the Jews, +and awso to t-the Gweeks, wepentance towawd G-God, and f-faith towawd ouw +Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +2-20:22 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I go b-bound in t-the spiwit u-unto J-Jewusawem, nyot +knyowing t-the things that shaww b-befaww m-me thewe: 20:23 Save that t-the +Howy Ghost witnyesseth in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, saying that bonds and a-affwictions +abide me. + +20:24 But nyonye of these things move me, nyeithew count I o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife deaw +u-unto mysewf, so that I m-might finyish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couwse with joy, and t-the +minyistwy, which I have weceived of t-the Wowd Jesus, to t-testify t-the +gospew of t-the gwace of God. + +20:25 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I knyow that ye a-aww, among whom I have gonye +pweaching t-the kingdom of G-God, shaww s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face nyo mowe. + +20:26 Whewefowe I o(>ω<)o t-take you to wecowd this day, that I am puwe fwom t-the +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. + +2-20:27 Fow I have nyot (;;;*_*) s-shunnyed to decwawe u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the counsew of +God. + +20:28 Take heed thewefowe u-unto youwsewves, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fwock, o-ovew +t-the which t-the Howy Ghost hath m-made you ovewseews, to feed t-the chuwch +of G-God, which he hath (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased with his own bwood. + +20:29 Fow I knyow this, that aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-depawting shaww gwievous w-wowves +entew in among y-you, nyot spawing t-the fwock. + +20:30 Awso of youw own s-sewves shaww men a-awise, speaking pewvewse +things, to d-dwaw away discipwes aftew them. + +2-20:31 Thewefowe watch, and wemembew, that by t-the space of thwee yeaws +I ceased nyot to wawn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye nyight and day with teaws. + +20:32 And n-nyow, bwethwen, I commend you to G-God, and to t-the wowd of his +gwace, which is abwe to buiwd you up, and to g-give you an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance +among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them which awe sanctified. + +20:33 I have coveted nyo man's s-siwvew, ow gowd, ow appawew. + +2-20:34 Yea, ye youwsewves knyow, that these h-hands have minyistewed u-unto +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my n-nyecessities, and to t-them that wewe with me. + +20:35 I have shewed you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, how that so wabouwing ye ought to +suppowt t-the weak, and to (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the w-wowds of t-the Wowd Jesus, how he +said, I-It is mowe bwessed to g-give than to w-weceive. + +20:36 And when he h-had thus spoken, he k-knyeewed down, and pwayed with +t-them aww. + +20:37 And they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wept sowe, and feww on Pauw's nyeck, and kissed him, +20:38 Sowwowing most of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wowds which he spake, that they +shouwd s-see his f-face nyo mowe. And they accompanyied him u-unto t-the ship. + +21:1 And it came to pass, that aftew we wewe gotten fwom t-them, and h-had +waunched, we came with a stwaight couwse u-unto Coos, and t-the day +fowwowing u-unto Whodes, and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence u-unto Patawa: 21:2 And finding a +s-ship saiwing o-ovew u-unto Phenyicia, we went aboawd, and s-set f-fowth. + +21:3 Nyow when we h-had d-discovewed Cypwus, we weft it on t-the weft hand, +and saiwed into Sywia, and wanded a-at Tywe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the s-ship w-was to +unwade hew b-buwden. + +21:4 And finding discipwes, we t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: who said to +Pauw thwough t-the S-Spiwit, that he shouwd nyot go up to Jewusawem. + +21:5 And when we h-had (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished those days, we depawted and went ouw +way; and they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww b-bwought us on ouw way, with wives and c-chiwdwen, tiww +we wewe out of t-the city: and we k-knyeewed down on t-the s-showe, and pwayed. + +2-21:6 And when we h-had taken ouw weave onye of anyothew, we took ship; and +they wetuwnyed home again. + +21:7 And when we h-had finyished ouw couwse fwom T-Tywe, we came to +Ptowemais, and sawuted t-the bwethwen, and abode with t-them onye d-day. + +21:8 And t-the nyext day we that wewe of Pauw's company depawted, and +came u-unto Caesawea: and we entewed into t-the house of Phiwip t-the +evangewist, which w-was onye of t-the seven; and abode with h-him. + +21:9 And t-the same man h-had fouw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, viwgins, which did pwophesy. + +21:10 And as we t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe many days, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came down fwom Judaea a +c-cewtain pwophet, nyamed A-Agabus. + +21:11 And when he w-was come u-unto u-us, he took Pauw's giwdwe, and b-bound +his own h-hands and feet, and said, T-Thus saith t-the Howy Ghost, S-So shaww +t-the Jews a-at Jewusawem bind t-the man that ownyeth this giwdwe, and shaww +d-dewivew him into t-the h-hands of t-the Gentiwes. + +21:12 And when we heawd these things, both ^w^ w-we, and they of that pwace, +besought him nyot to go up to Jewusawem. + +2-21:13 T-Then Pauw answewed, What mean ye to weep and to bweak minye +heawt? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am weady nyot to be b-bound onwy, but awso to die a-at +Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyame of t-the Wowd Jesus. + +21:14 And when he w-wouwd nyot be pewsuaded, we ceased, s-saying, The wiww +of t-the Wowd be donye. + +2-21:15 And aftew those days we took up ouw cawwiages, and went up to +Jewusawem. + +21:16 Thewe went with us awso c-cewtain of t-the discipwes of Caesawea, +and b-bwought with t-them onye Mnyason of Cypwus, an o-owd d-discipwe, with whom +we shouwd wodge. + +21:17 And when we wewe come to J-Jewusawem, t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen weceived us +gwadwy. + +2-21:18 And t-the day fowwowing Pauw went in with us u-unto James; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the ewdews wewe pwesent. + +2-21:19 And when he h-had sawuted t-them, he d-decwawed pawticuwawwy what +things God h-had wwought among t-the G-Gentiwes by his minyistwy. + +21:20 And when they heawd it, they gwowified t-the W-Wowd, and said u-unto +him, T-Thou seest, bwothew, how many thousands of Jews (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe which +bewieve; and they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww z-zeawous of t-the waw: 21:21 And they awe +i-infowmed of thee, that t-thou teachest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews which awe among t-the +G-Gentiwes to fowsake Moses, saying that they ought nyot to ciwcumcise +theiw c-chiwdwen, nyeithew to wawk aftew t-the c-customs. + +2-21:22 What is it thewefowe? t-the muwtitude (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds come togethew: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww h-heaw that t-thou awt come. + +21:23 Do thewefowe this that we say to t-thee: We have fouw men which +have a vow on t-them; 21:24 Them take, and puwify t-thysewf with t-them, and +be a-at chawges with t-them, that they may shave theiw heads: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww may +knyow that those things, wheweof they wewe i-infowmed c-concewnying thee, +awe nyothing; but that t-thou t-thysewf awso wawkest owdewwy, and k-keepest +t-the waw. + +21:25 As touching t-the G-Gentiwes which b-bewieve, we have wwitten and +>_< c-concwuded that they o-obsewve nyo such thing, s-save onwy that they keep +themsewves fwom things offewed to idows, and fwom bwood, and fwom +stwangwed, and fwom f-fownyication. + +21:26 T-Then Pauw took t-the men, and t-the nyext day p-puwifying himsewf with +t-them entewed into t-the t-tempwe, to signyify t-the accompwishment of t-the +days of p-puwification, untiw that an offewing shouwd be offewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of them. + +21:27 And when t-the seven days wewe a-awmost ended, t-the Jews which wewe +of Asia, when they saw him in t-the t-tempwe, stiwwed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, +and w-waid h-hands on him, 21:28 Cwying (* ^ ω ^) o-out, Men of I-Iswaew, hewp: This is +t-the ^.^ m-man, that t-teacheth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe against t-the p-peopwe, and t-the +w-waw, and this p-pwace: and f-fuwthew b-bwought Gweeks awso into t-the t-tempwe, +and hath powwuted this h-howy pwace. + +21:29 (Fow they h-had s-seen befowe with him in t-the city Twophimus an +Ephesian, whom they supposed that Pauw h-had b-bwought into t-the tempwe.) +2-21:30 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city w-was moved, and t-the peopwe wan togethew: and +they took Pauw, and dwew him out of t-the tempwe: and fowthwith t-the +doows wewe s-shut. + +21:31 And as they went about to kiww him, tidings came u-unto t-the chief +c-captain of t-the band, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jewusawem w-was in an upwoaw. + +21:32 Who immediatewy took sowdiews and centuwions, and wan down u-unto +(=`ω´=) t-them: and when they saw t-the chief c-captain and t-the sowdiews, they weft +b-beating of Pauw. + +21:33 T-Then t-the chief c-captain came nyeaw, and took him, and commanded +him to be b-bound with two chains; and demanded who he was, and what he +h-had donye. + +21:34 And s-some cwied onye thing, s-some anyothew, among t-the o(>< )o m-muwtitude: and +when he couwd nyot knyow t-the cewtainty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ t-tumuwt, he commanded him +to be cawwied into t-the castwe. + +21:35 And when he came upon t-the staiws, so it was, that he w-was (￣ω￣) b-bownye +of t-the sowdiews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the viowence of t-the peopwe. + +21:36 Fow t-the muwtitude of t-the peopwe f-fowwowed aftew, cwying, A-Away +with h-him. + +21:37 And as Pauw w-was to be w-wed into t-the castwe, he said u-unto t-the +chief c-captain, May I speak u-unto thee? Who said, Canst t-thou speak +Gweek? 2-21:38 Awt nyot t-thou that Egyptian, which befowe these days +madest an upwoaw, and weddest out into t-the wiwdewnyess fouw t-thousand +men that wewe muwdewews? 21:39 But Pauw said, I am a man which am a +Jew of Tawsus, a city in Ciwicia, a citizen of nyo mean city: and, I +b-beseech thee, s-suffew m-me to speak u-unto t-the peopwe. + +(-_-) 2-21:40 And when he h-had given him wicence, Pauw s-stood on t-the staiws, and +beckonyed with t-the hand u-unto t-the peopwe. And when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was m-made a +gweat siwence, he spake u-unto t-them in t-the H-Hebwew tongue, s-saying, 22:1 +Men, bwethwen, and fathews, h-heaw ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence which I make nyow u-unto +you. + +2-22:2 (-(And when they heawd that he spake in t-the H-Hebwew tongue to t-them, +they kept t-the mowe siwence: and he saith,) (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 I am vewiwy a man +which am a J-Jew, bown in Tawsus, a city in Ciwicia, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet b-bwought up in +this city a-at t-the feet of Gamawiew, and taught a-accowding to t-the pewfect +m-mannyew of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the fathews, and w-was z-zeawous towawd G-God, as ye +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe this d-day. + +22:4 And I pewsecuted this w-way u-unto t-the d-death, binding and dewivewing +into pwisons both men and w-women. + +2-22:5 As awso t-the high pwiest doth beaw m-me witnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the estate +of t-the ewdews: fwom whom awso I weceived wettews u-unto t-the bwethwen, +and went to Damascus, to bwing t-them which wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe b-bound u-unto +J-Jewusawem, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to be p-punyished. + +22:6 And it came to pass, that, as I m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and w-was come +nyigh u-unto Damascus about n-nyoon, suddenwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shonye fwom heaven a +gweat wight (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about me. + +22:7 And I feww u-unto t-the g-gwound, and heawd a voice saying u-unto me, +Sauw, Sauw, why pewsecutest t-thou m-me? 22:8 And I answewed, Who awt +thou, Wowd? And he said u-unto me, I am ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth, whom t-thou +pewsecutest. + +22:9 And they that wewe with m-me saw indeed t-the wight, and wewe afwaid; +but they heawd nyot t-the voice of him that spake to me. + +22:10 And I said, What shaww I do, WOWD? And t-the Wowd said u-unto me, +Awise, and go into Damascus; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe it shaww be towd thee of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things which awe appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to do. + +22:11 And when I couwd nyot s-see (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of that wight, being w-wed +by t-the hand of t-them that wewe with me, I came into D-Damascus. + +22:12 And onye Anyanyias, a d-devout man a-accowding to t-the w-waw, h-having a +g-good wepowt of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews which d-dwewt thewe, 22:13 C-Came u-unto me, and +stood, and said u-unto me, B-Bwothew Sauw, weceive thy sight. And t-the same +(*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw I wooked up upon h-him. + +22:14 And he said, The God of ouw f-fathews hath chosen thee, that t-thou +shouwdest knyow his wiww, and s-see that Just Onye, and shouwdest h-heaw t-the +voice of his mouth. + +22:15 Fow t-thou shawt be his witnyess u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men of what t-thou hast +s-seen and h-heawd. + +22:16 And nyow why tawwiest thou? a-awise, and be b-baptized, and w-wash away +thy sins, cawwing on t-the nyame of t-the Wowd. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 And it came to pass, that, when I w-was come again to J-Jewusawem, +even whiwe I pwayed in t-the t-tempwe, I w-was in a twance; 22:18 And saw +him saying u-unto me, Make haste, and get thee quickwy out of Jewusawem: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww nyot weceive thy t-testimony c-concewnying me. + +22:19 And I said, W-Wowd, they knyow that I impwisonyed and beat in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +synyagogue t-them that bewieved on t-thee: 22:20 And when t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thy +mawtyw Stephen w-was shed, I awso w-was standing by, and consenting u-unto +his d-death, and kept t-the waiment of t-them that swew h-him. + +22:21 And he said u-unto me, Depawt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww send thee faw hence u-unto +t-the Gentiwes. + +2-22:22 And they gave him audience u-unto this wowd, and t-then w-wifted up +theiw voices, and said, A-Away with such a f-fewwow fwom t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it +is nyot fit that he shouwd w-wive. + +22:23 And as they cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and cast off theiw cwothes, and t-thwew +dust into t-the aiw, 22:24 The chief c-captain commanded him to be b-bwought +into t-the castwe, and bade that he shouwd be examinyed by scouwging; +that he m-might knyow (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe they cwied so against h-him. + +22:25 And as they b-bound him with thongs, Pauw said u-unto t-the centuwion +that s-stood by, Is it wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to scouwge a man that is a Woman, +and uncondemnyed? 22:26 When t-the centuwion heawd that, he went and +towd t-the chief c-captain, s-saying, Take heed what t-thou doest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this +man is a Woman. + +22:27 T-Then t-the chief c-captain came, and said u-unto him, Teww me, awt +t-thou a Woman? He said, Yea. + +22:28 And t-the chief c-captain answewed, With a gweat sum obtainyed I this +fweedom. And Pauw said, But I w-was fwee bown. + +22:29 T-Then stwaightway they depawted fwom him which shouwd have +examinyed him: and t-the chief c-captain awso w-was afwaid, aftew he knyew +that he w-was a Woman, and because he h-had b-bound h-him. + +22:30 On t-the mowwow, because he w-wouwd have knyown t-the cewtainty +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he w-was a-accused of t-the Jews, he w-woosed him fwom his bands, +and commanded t-the chief pwiests and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw counciw to appeaw, and +b-bwought Pauw down, and s-set him befowe them. + +23:1 And Pauw, eawnyestwy behowding t-the counciw, said, Men and +bwethwen, I have w-wived in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good conscience befowe God untiw this +d-day. + +23:2 And t-the high pwiest ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias commanded t-them that s-stood by him to +smite him on t-the mouth. + +23:3 T-Then said Pauw u-unto him, God shaww smite thee, t-thou w-whited w-waww: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sittest t-thou to j-judge m-me aftew t-the w-waw, and commandest m-me to be +smitten contwawy to t-the waw? 23:4 And they that s-stood by said, +Weviwest t-thou God's high pwiest? 23:5 T-Then said Pauw, I w-wist nyot, +bwethwen, that he w-was t-the high x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, T-Thou shawt +nyot speak eviw of t-the wuwew of thy peopwe. + +23:6 But when Pauw pewceived that t-the onye pawt wewe Sadducees, and t-the +othew Phawisees, he cwied out in t-the counciw, Men and bwethwen, I am a +Phawisee, t-the son of a UwU P-Phawisee: of t-the hope and wesuwwection of t-the +dead I am cawwed in question. + +2-23:7 And when he h-had so said, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a dissension b-between t-the +(^ω~) P-Phawisees and t-the Sadducees: and t-the muwtitude w-was divided. + +2-23:8 Fow t-the Sadducees say that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wesuwwection, nyeithew +angew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow spiwit: but t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees confess ♡(｡- ω -) b-both. + +23:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a gweat cwy: and t-the scwibes that wewe of t-the +Phawisees' pawt a-awose, and stwove, s-saying, We f-find nyo eviw in this +man: but if a spiwit ow an angew hath spoken to him, wet us nyot fight +against God. + +23:10 And when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a gweat dissension, t-the chief c-captain, +feawing west Pauw shouwd have b-been puwwed in pieces of t-them, commanded +t-the sowdiews to go down, and to o(>ω<)o t-take him by fowce fwom among t-them, and +to bwing him into t-the castwe. + +23:11 And t-the nyight fowwowing t-the Wowd s-stood by him, and said, (☆▽☆) B-Be of +g-good c-cheew, Pauw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as t-thou hast testified of m-me in J-Jewusawem, so +(* ^ ω ^) m-must t-thou beaw witnyess awso a-at Wome. + +23:12 And when it w-was day, c-cewtain of t-the Jews banded togethew, and +b-bound themsewves undew a cuwse, saying that they w-wouwd nyeithew e-eat (=`ω´=) n-nyow +dwink tiww they h-had kiwwed Pauw. + +2-23:13 And they wewe mowe than f-fowty which h-had m-made this conspiwacy. + +23:14 And they came to t-the chief pwiests and ewdews, and said, We have +b-bound ouwsewves undew a gweat cuwse, that we wiww e-eat nyothing untiw we +have s-swain Pauw. + +23:15 Nyow thewefowe ye with t-the counciw signyify to t-the chief c-captain +that he bwing him down u-unto you to mowwow, as t-though ye w-wouwd enquiwe +something mowe p-pewfectwy c-concewnying him: and ^w^ w-we, ow e-evew he come nyeaw, +awe weady to kiww h-him. + +23:16 And when Pauw's sistew's son heawd of theiw wying in wait, he +went and entewed into t-the castwe, and towd Pauw. + +23:17 T-Then Pauw cawwed onye of t-the centuwions u-unto him, and said, Bwing +this young man u-unto t-the chief captain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath a c-cewtain t-thing to +teww h-him. + +23:18 S-So he took him, and b-bwought him to t-the chief c-captain, and said, +Pauw t-the pwisonyew cawwed m-me u-unto him, and pwayed m-me to bwing this +young man u-unto thee, who hath something to say u-unto thee. + +23:19 T-Then t-the chief c-captain took him by t-the hand, and went with him +aside pwivatewy, and asked him, What is that t-thou hast to teww m-me? +23:20 And he said, The Jews have agweed to d-desiwe thee that t-thou +wouwdest bwing down Pauw to mowwow into t-the counciw, as t-though they +w-wouwd enquiwe somewhat of him mowe pewfectwy. + +(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 But (^-^*)/ d-do nyot t-thou yiewd u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wie in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him +of t-them mowe than f-fowty men, which have b-bound themsewves with an o-oath, +that they wiww nyeithew e-eat (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink tiww they have kiwwed him: and +nyow awe they w-weady, wooking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwomise fwom thee. + +o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 S-So t-the chief c-captain t-then wet t-the young man depawt, and c-chawged +him, See t-thou teww nyo man that t-thou hast shewed these things to me. + +23:23 And he cawwed u-unto him two centuwions, s-saying, Make weady two +hundwed sowdiews to go to Caesawea, and howsemen (o_O)! t-thweescowe and ten, +and speawmen two h-hundwed, a-at t-the thiwd (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of t-the nyight; 23:24 And +pwovide t-them beasts, that they may s-set Pauw o-on, and bwing him safe +u-unto Fewix t-the govewnyow. + +23:25 And he wwote a wettew aftew this mannyew: 23:26 Cwaudius Wysias +u-unto t-the most excewwent govewnyow Fewix (-_-) s-sendeth gweeting. + +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 This man w-was taken of t-the Jews, and shouwd have b-been kiwwed of +(=`ω´=) t-them: t-then came I with an awmy, and wescued him, h-having undewstood +that he w-was a Woman. + +23:28 And when I w-wouwd have knyown t-the c-cause (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe they a-accused +him, I b-bwought him fowth into theiw counciw: 23:29 Whom I pewceived to +be a-accused of q-questions of theiw w-waw, but to have nyothing w-waid to his +chawge wowthy of death ow of bonds. + +o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And when it w-was towd m-me how that t-the Jews w-waid wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ^.^ m-man, +I sent stwaightway to thee, and gave commandment to his accusews awso +to say befowe thee what they h-had against h-him. Faweweww. + +23:31 T-Then t-the sowdiews, as it w-was commanded t-them, took Pauw, and +b-bwought him by nyight to A-Antipatwis. + +23:32 On t-the mowwow they weft t-the howsemen to go with him, and +wetuwnyed to t-the c-castwe: 2-23:33 Who, when they came to Caesawea and +dewivewed t-the epistwe to t-the govewnyow, pwesented Pauw awso befowe h-him. + +2-23:34 And when t-the govewnyow h-had wead t-the w-wettew, he asked of what +pwovince he was. And when he undewstood that he w-was of Ciwicia; 2-23:35 +I wiww h-heaw thee, said he, when thinye accusews awe awso come. And he +commanded him to be kept in Hewod's j-judgment (＃`Д´) h-haww. + +2-24:1 And aftew five days ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias t-the high pwiest descended with t-the +ewdews, and with a c-cewtain o-owatow nyamed Tewtuwwus, who i-infowmed t-the +govewnyow against Pauw. + +24:2 And when he w-was cawwed fowth, Tewtuwwus began to a-accuse him, +s-saying, Seeing that by thee we enjoy gweat quietnyess, and that vewy +wowthy deeds awe donye u-unto this nyation by thy p-pwovidence, 24:3 We +a-accept it awways, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces, most n-nyobwe Fewix, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-thankfuwnyess. + +2-24:4 Nyotwithstanding, that I be nyot f-fuwthew t-tedious u-unto thee, I p-pway +thee that t-thou wouwdest h-heaw us of thy cwemency a f-few wowds. + +24:5 Fow we have f-found this man a p-pestiwent f-fewwow, and a movew of +sedition among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the wowwd, and a wingweadew of +t-the sect of t-the Nyazawenyes: 24:6 Who awso hath gonye about to pwofanye +t-the tempwe: whom we took, and w-wouwd have judged a-accowding to ouw waw. + +24:7 But t-the chief c-captain Wysias came upon u-us, and with gweat +viowence took him away out of ouw hands, (✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 C-Commanding his accusews +to come u-unto t-thee: by examinying of whom t-thysewf mayest o(>ω<)o t-take k-knyowwedge +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, wheweof we a-accuse h-him. + +24:9 And t-the Jews awso assented, saying that these things wewe so. + +24:10 T-Then Pauw, aftew that t-the govewnyow h-had beckonyed u-unto him to +speak, answewed, Fowasmuch as I knyow that t-thou hast b-been of many yeaws +a j-judge u-unto this nyation, I (^-^*)/ d-do t-the mowe cheewfuwwy answew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf: +24:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that t-thou mayest undewstand, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet but +twewve days since I went up to Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to wowship. + +24:12 And they nyeithew f-found m-me in t-the tempwe disputing with any ^.^ m-man, +nyeithew waising up t-the p-peopwe, nyeithew in t-the synyagogues, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in t-the +city: (❤ω❤) 2-24:13 N-Nyeithew c-can they pwove t-the things wheweof they nyow a-accuse +me. + +24:14 But this I confess u-unto thee, that aftew t-the w-way which they caww +hewesy, so w-wowship I t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews, b-bewieving (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which +awe wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and in t-the p-pwophets: 24:15 And have hope towawd +G-God, which they themsewves awso awwow, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a +wesuwwection of t-the dead, both of t-the just and (^ω~) *cuddles you* u-unjust. + +24:16 And hewein (^-^*)/ d-do I exewcise mysewf, to have awways a conscience +void to offence towawd G-God, and towawd m-men. + +24:17 Nyow aftew many yeaws I came to bwing awms to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyation, and +offewings. + +24:18 Wheweupon c-cewtain Jews fwom Asia f-found m-me puwified in t-the +t-tempwe, nyeithew with muwtitude, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with tumuwt. + +24:19 Who ought to have b-been hewe befowe thee, and object, if they h-had +ought against me. + +24:20 Ow ewse wet these same hewe say, if they have f-found any eviw +doing in me, whiwe I s-stood befowe t-the counciw, 24:21 Except it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +this onye voice, that I cwied standing among t-them, T-Touching t-the +wesuwwection of t-the dead I am cawwed in question by you this d-day. + +2-24:22 And when Fewix heawd these things, h-having mowe pewfect k-knyowwedge +of that way, he defewwed t-them, and said, When Wysias t-the chief c-captain +shaww come down, I wiww knyow t-the uttewmost of youw mattew. + +24:23 And he commanded a centuwion to keep Pauw, and to wet him have +wibewty, and that he shouwd fowbid nyonye of his acquaintance to +m-minyistew ow come u-unto h-him. + +24:24 And aftew c-cewtain days, when Fewix came with his wife Dwusiwwa, +which w-was a Jewess, he sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Pauw, and heawd him c-concewnying t-the +f-faith in (T_T) C-Chwist. + +24:25 And as he weasonyed of wighteousnyess, tempewance, and j-judgment to +come, Fewix twembwed, and answewed, Go thy w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this time; when I +have a convenyient season, I wiww caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. + +24:26 He hoped awso that monyey shouwd have b-been given him of Pauw, +that he m-might woose him: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him t-the oftenyew, and +communyed with h-him. + +2-24:27 But aftew two yeaws Powcius Festus came into Fewix' woom: and +Fewix, wiwwing to s-shew t-the Jews a p-pweasuwe, weft Pauw bound. + +2-25:1 Nyow when Festus w-was come into t-the p-pwovince, aftew thwee days he +ascended fwom Caesawea to Jewusawem. + +25:2 T-Then t-the high pwiest and t-the chief of t-the Jews i-infowmed him +against Pauw, and besought him, 25:3 And desiwed favouw against him, +that he w-wouwd send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him to J-Jewusawem, waying wait in t-the w-way to +kiww h-him. + +25:4 But Festus answewed, that Pauw shouwd be kept a-at Caesawea, and +that he himsewf w-wouwd depawt showtwy thithew. + +25:5 Wet t-them thewefowe, said he, which among you awe abwe, go down +with me, and a-accuse this ^.^ m-man, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any w-wickednyess in h-him. + +(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And when he h-had t-tawwied among t-them mowe than t-ten days, he went +down u-unto Caesawea; and t-the nyext day sitting on t-the j-judgment seat +commanded Pauw to be bwought. + +25:7 And when he w-was come, t-the Jews which came down fwom Jewusawem +s-stood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and w-waid many and gwievous c-compwaints against Pauw, +which they couwd nyot pwove. + +25:8 Whiwe he answewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, N-Nyeithew against t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the +Jews, nyeithew against t-the t-tempwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet against Caesaw, have I +o-offended any t-thing a-at aww. + +25:9 But :3 F-Festus, wiwwing to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the Jews a p-pweasuwe, answewed Pauw, and +said, Wiwt t-thou go up to J-Jewusawem, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be judged of these +things befowe m-me? 25:10 T-Then said Pauw, I stand a-at Caesaw's j-judgment +s-seat, whewe I ought to be judged: to t-the Jews have I donye nyo wwong, as +t-thou vewy w-weww k-knyowest. + +25:11 Fow if I be an offendew, ow have committed any t-thing wowthy of +d-death, I wefuse nyot to die: but if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyonye of these things +wheweof these a-accuse me, nyo man may d-dewivew m-me u-unto them. I a-appeaw +u-unto Caesaw. + +25:12 T-Then :3 F-Festus, when he h-had confewwed with t-the counciw, answewed, +Hast t-thou appeawed u-unto Caesaw? u-unto Caesaw shawt t-thou go. + +25:13 And aftew c-cewtain days king Agwippa and Bewnyice came u-unto +Caesawea to sawute Festus. + +25:14 And when they h-had b-been (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe many days, Festus d-decwawed Pauw's +c-cause u-unto t-the king, s-saying, Thewe is a c-cewtain man weft in bonds by +Fewix: 25:15 About whom, when I w-was a-at J-Jewusawem, t-the chief pwiests +and t-the ewdews of t-the Jews i-infowmed me, desiwing to have j-judgment +against h-him. + +25:16 To whom I answewed, I-It is nyot t-the m-mannyew of t-the W-Womans to +d-dewivew any man to die, befowe that he which is a-accused have t-the +accusews f-face to face, and have wicence to answew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf +c-concewnying t-the c-cwime w-waid against h-him. + +2-25:17 Thewefowe, when they wewe come hithew, without any deway on t-the +mowwow I sat on t-the j-judgment s-seat, and commanded t-the man to be b-bwought +f-fowth. + +25:18 Against whom when t-the accusews s-stood up, they b-bwought nyonye +accusation of such things as I supposed: 25:19 But h-had c-cewtain +q-questions against him of theiw own supewstition, and of onye Jesus, +which w-was dead, whom Pauw affiwmed to be awive. + +25:20 And because I doubted of such m-mannyew of questions, I asked him +whethew he w-wouwd go to J-Jewusawem, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be judged of these +mattews. + +25:21 But when Pauw h-had appeawed to be wesewved u-unto t-the heawing of +A-Augustus, I commanded him to be kept tiww I m-might send him to Caesaw. + +25:22 T-Then Agwippa said u-unto :3 F-Festus, I w-wouwd awso h-heaw t-the man mysewf. +To mowwow, said he, t-thou shawt h-heaw h-him. + +25:23 And on t-the mowwow, when Agwippa w-was come, and Bewnyice, with +gweat pomp, and w-was entewed into t-the pwace of h-heawing, with t-the chief +captains, and pwincipaw men of t-the city, a-at (=^･ω･^=) F-Festus' commandment Pauw +w-was b-bwought f-fowth. + +2-25:24 And Festus said, King Agwippa, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men which awe hewe +pwesent with u-us, ye s-see this ^.^ m-man, about whom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude of t-the +Jews have d-deawt with me, both a-at J-Jewusawem, and awso hewe, cwying that +he ought nyot to wive any wongew. + +25:25 But when I f-found that he h-had committed nyothing wowthy of d-death, +and that he himsewf hath appeawed to A-Augustus, I have detewminyed to +send h-him. + +25:26 O-Of whom I have nyo c-cewtain t-thing to wwite u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. Whewefowe +I have b-bwought him fowth befowe y-you, and speciawwy befowe thee, O-O king +Agwippa, that, aftew examinyation had, I m-might have somewhat to w-wwite. + +25:27 Fow it seemeth to m-me unweasonyabwe to send a pwisonyew, and nyot +withaw to signyify t-the cwimes w-waid against h-him. + +26:1 T-Then Agwippa said u-unto Pauw, T-Thou awt pewmitted to speak (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thysewf. + +T-Then Pauw stwetched fowth t-the hand, and answewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf: 26:2 I +think mysewf happy, king Agwippa, because I shaww answew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf +this day befowe thee touching (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things wheweof I am a-accused of +t-the Jews: 26:3 Especiawwy because I knyow thee to be expewt in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +customs and q-questions which awe among t-the Jews: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe I b-beseech +thee to h-heaw m-me patientwy. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:4 My m-mannyew of wife fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth, which w-was a-at t-the fiwst among +minye own nyation a-at J-Jewusawem, knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews; 26:5 W-Which knyew m-me +fwom t-the beginnying, if they w-wouwd testify, that aftew t-the most +stwaitest sect of ouw wewigion I w-wived a Phawisee. + +26:6 And nyow I stand and am judged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hope of t-the pwomise m-made of +G-God, u-unto ouw fathews: 26:7 Unto which pwomise ouw twewve t-twibes, +i-instantwy sewving God day and nyight, hope to come. Fow which hope's +sake, king Agwippa, I am a-accused of t-the Jews. + +26:8 Why shouwd it be thought a t-thing incwedibwe with y-you, that God +shouwd w-waise t-the dead? 26:9 I vewiwy thought with mysewf, that I +ought to (^-^*)/ d-do many things contwawy to t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth. + +26:10 W-Which t-thing I awso did in Jewusawem: and many of t-the saints did +I s-shut up in pwison, h-having weceived a-authowity fwom t-the chief pwiests; +and when they wewe put to d-death, I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice against them. + +2-26:11 And I punyished t-them oft in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and compewwed t-them +to bwaspheme; and being e-exceedingwy mad against t-them, I pewsecuted +t-them even u-unto s-stwange cities. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 Wheweupon as I went to Damascus with a-authowity and c-commission +fwom t-the chief p-pwiests, 26:13 {{ (>_<) }} A-At midday, O-O king, I saw in t-the w-way a +wight fwom heaven, a-above t-the bwightnyess of t-the sun, shinying (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound +about m-me and t-them which jouwnyeyed with me. + +26:14 And when we wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fawwen to t-the eawth, I heawd a voice +speaking u-unto me, and saying in t-the H-Hebwew tongue, Sauw, Sauw, why +pewsecutest t-thou m-me? it is hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to {{ (>_<) }} k-kick against t-the pwicks. + +26:15 And I said, Who awt thou, Wowd? And he said, I am ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus whom +t-thou pewsecutest. + +(*^.^*) 2-26:16 But wise, and stand upon thy feet: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have appeawed u-unto thee +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this puwpose, to make thee a m-minyistew and a witnyess both of these +things which t-thou hast seen, and of those things in t-the which I wiww +appeaw u-unto thee; 26:17 Dewivewing thee fwom t-the p-peopwe, and fwom t-the +G-Gentiwes, u-unto whom nyow I send thee, 26:18 To open theiw eyes, and to +tuwn t-them fwom dawknyess to wight, and fwom t-the p-powew of Satan u-unto +G-God, that they may weceive fowgivenyess of sins, and (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among +t-them which awe sanctified by f-faith that is in me. + +26:19 Wheweupon, O-O king Agwippa, I w-was nyot disobedient u-unto t-the +heavenwy vision: 26:20 But shewed fiwst u-unto t-them of Damascus, and a-at +J-Jewusawem, and (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Judaea, and t-then to t-the +G-Gentiwes, that they shouwd w-wepent and tuwn to G-God, and (^-^*)/ d-do wowks meet +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wepentance. + +26:21 Fow these causes t-the Jews caught m-me in t-the t-tempwe, and went +about to kiww me. + +26:22 ^w^ *screams* H-Having thewefowe obtainyed hewp of G-God, I continyue u-unto this day, +(´ ω `♡) w-witnyessing both to smaww and g-gweat, saying nyonye othew things than +those which t-the pwophets and Moses did say shouwd c-come: 26:23 That +Chwist shouwd suffew, and that he shouwd be t-the fiwst that shouwd (☆ω☆) w-wise +fwom t-the dead, and shouwd s-shew wight u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and to t-the +Gentiwes. + +2-26:24 And as he thus spake (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, Festus said with a w-woud voice, +Pauw, t-thou awt beside t-thysewf; m-much w-weawnying doth make thee m-mad. + +2-26:25 But he said, I am nyot mad, most n-nyobwe Festus; but speak fowth +t-the w-wowds of twuth and sobewnyess. + +2-26:26 Fow t-the king k-knyoweth of these things, befowe whom awso I speak +fweewy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am pewsuaded that nyonye of these things awe ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden fwom +h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this t-thing w-was nyot donye in a cownyew. + +2-26:27 King Agwippa, bewievest t-thou t-the p-pwophets? I knyow that t-thou +bewievest. + +2-26:28 T-Then Agwippa said u-unto Pauw, Awmost t-thou pewsuadest m-me to be a +C-Chwistian. + +26:29 And Pauw said, I w-wouwd to G-God, that nyot onwy thou, but awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that h-heaw m-me this day, wewe both awmost, and awtogethew such as I am, +except these bonds. + +26:30 And when he h-had thus spoken, t-the king w-wose up, and t-the govewnyow, +and Bewnyice, and they that sat with (=`ω´=) t-them: 26:31 And when they wewe +gonye aside, they t-tawked b-between themsewves, s-saying, This man doeth +nyothing wowthy of death ow of bonds. + +26:32 T-Then said Agwippa u-unto :3 F-Festus, This man m-might have b-been s-set a-at +wibewty, if he h-had nyot appeawed u-unto Caesaw. + +2-27:1 And when it w-was detewminyed that we shouwd saiw into Itawy, they +dewivewed Pauw and c-cewtain othew pwisonyews u-unto onye nyamed Juwius, a +centuwion of Augustus' band. + +27:2 And entewing into a s-ship of Adwamyttium, we waunched, meanying to +saiw by t-the coasts of Asia; onye Awistawchus, a Macedonyian of +Thessawonyica, being with us. + +27:3 And t-the nyext day we touched a-at Sidon. And Juwius couwteouswy +e-entweated Pauw, and gave him w-wibewty to go u-unto his fwiends to wefwesh +himsewf. + +27:4 And when we h-had w-waunched fwom thence, we saiwed undew Cypwus, +because t-the w-winds wewe contwawy. + +27:5 And when we h-had saiwed o-ovew t-the sea of Ciwicia and Pamphywia, we +came to M-Mywa, a city of W-Wycia. + +2-27:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the centuwion f-found a s-ship of A-Awexandwia saiwing into +Itawy; and he put us thewein. + +2-27:7 And when we h-had saiwed swowwy many days, and scawce wewe come +o-ovew against Cnyidus, t-the wind nyot suffewing u-us, we saiwed undew Cwete, +o-ovew against Sawmonye; 27:8 And, hawdwy p-passing it, came u-unto a pwace +which is cawwed The f-faiw havens; nyigh wheweunto w-was t-the city of Wasea. + +27:9 Nyow when m-much time w-was spent, and when saiwing w-was nyow dangewous, +because t-the fast w-was nyow awweady past, Pauw admonyished t-them, 27:10 And +said u-unto t-them, Siws, I pewceive that this voyage wiww be with (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt +and m-much damage, nyot onwy of t-the wading and ship, but awso of ouw +wives. + +27:11 Nyevewthewess t-the centuwion bewieved t-the mastew and t-the ownyew of +t-the ship, mowe than those things which wewe spoken by Pauw. + +2-27:12 And because t-the haven w-was nyot commodious to wintew in, t-the mowe +pawt advised to depawt (o´∀`o) t-thence awso, if by any means they m-might attain +to Phenyice, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to wintew; which is an haven of Cwete, and wieth +towawd t-the south west and nyowth west. + +27:13 And when t-the south wind ^w^ b-bwew softwy, supposing that they h-had +obtainyed theiw puwpose, (;;;*_*) w-woosing thence, they saiwed cwose by Cwete. + +2-27:14 But nyot wong aftew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose against it a tempestuous wind, +cawwed Euwocwydon. + +27:15 And when t-the s-ship w-was caught, and couwd nyot beaw up into t-the +wind, we wet hew dwive. + +27:16 And wunnying undew a c-cewtain i-iswand which is cawwed C-Cwauda, we +h-had m-much wowk to come by t-the boat: 27:17 W-Which when they h-had taken up, +they used (*^‿^*) h-hewps, undewgiwding t-the ship; and, feawing west they shouwd +faww into t-the (*´▽`*) q-quicksands, s-stwake saiw, and so wewe d-dwiven. + +27:18 And we being e-exceedingwy t-tossed with a tempest, t-the nyext day +they wightenyed t-the ship; 2-27:19 And t-the thiwd day we cast out with ouw +own h-hands t-the tackwing of t-the ship. + +2-27:20 And when nyeithew sun (=`ω´=) n-nyow staws in many days appeawed, and nyo +smaww t-tempest way on u-us, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hope that we shouwd be saved w-was t-then +taken away. + +27:21 But aftew wong abstinyence Pauw s-stood fowth in t-the m-midst of t-them, +and said, Siws, ye shouwd have heawkenyed u-unto me, and nyot have w-woosed +fwom Cwete, and to have gainyed this hawm and woss. + +2-27:22 And nyow I exhowt you to be of g-good cheew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo +w-woss of any man's wife among y-you, but of t-the ship. + +27:23 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood by m-me this nyight t-the angew of G-God, whose I am, +and whom I sewve, 27:24 Saying, Feaw nyot, Pauw; t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must be b-bwought +befowe Caesaw: and, wo, God hath given thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that saiw with +thee. + +27:25 Whewefowe, siws, be of g-good cheew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I bewieve G-God, that it +shaww be even as it w-was towd me. + +27:26 Howbeit we (* ^ ω ^) m-must be cast upon a c-cewtain iswand. + +27:27 But when t-the fouwteenth nyight w-was come, as we wewe dwiven up and +down in Adwia, about midnyight t-the shipmen deemed that they dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw +to s-some countwy; 2-27:28 And sounded, and f-found it ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty fathoms: and +when they h-had gonye a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fuwthew, they sounded again, and f-found it +f-fifteen f-fathoms. + +27:29 T-Then feawing west we shouwd have f-fawwen upon wocks, they cast +fouw anchows out of t-the stewn, and wished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the d-day. + +27:30 And as t-the shipmen wewe about to fwee out of t-the ship, when they +h-had wet down t-the boat into t-the sea, undew cowouw as t-though they w-wouwd +have cast anchows out of t-the foweship, 27:31 Pauw said to t-the +centuwion and to t-the sowdiews, Except these abide in t-the ship, ye +c-cannyot be saved. + +27:32 T-Then t-the sowdiews cut off t-the wopes of t-the boat, and wet hew +faww off. + +27:33 And whiwe t-the day w-was coming o-on, Pauw besought t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to o(>ω<)o t-take +m-meat, s-saying, This day is t-the fouwteenth day that ye have t-tawwied and +continyued f-fasting, h-having taken nyothing. + +2-27:34 Whewefowe I p-pway you to o(>ω<)o t-take s-some meat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw +heawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot an haiw faww fwom t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of any of you. + +2-27:35 And when he h-had thus spoken, he took bwead, and gave thanks to +God in pwesence of t-them aww: and when he h-had bwoken it, he began to +eat. + +27:36 T-Then wewe they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of g-good c-cheew, and they awso took s-some meat. + +27:37 And we wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the s-ship two hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and +sixteen souws. + +27:38 And when they h-had eaten (T_T) *cries* e-enyough, they wightenyed t-the ship, and +cast out t-the wheat into t-the sea. + +27:39 And when it w-was day, they knyew nyot t-the wand: but they d-discovewed +a c-cewtain cweek with a s-showe, into t-the which they wewe minded, if it +wewe possibwe, to thwust in t-the ship. + +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 2-27:40 And when they h-had taken up t-the anchows, they committed +themsewves u-unto t-the sea, and w-woosed t-the wuddew bands, and h-hoised up +t-the m-mainsaiw to t-the wind, and m-made towawd showe. + +27:41 And fawwing into a pwace whewe two seas met, they wan t-the s-ship +agwound; and t-the fowepawt stuck fast, and wemainyed unmoveabwe, but t-the +hindew pawt w-was bwoken with t-the viowence of t-the waves. + +27:42 And t-the s-sowdiews' counsew w-was to kiww t-the pwisonyews, west any of +t-them shouwd swim (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and escape. + +27:43 But t-the centuwion, wiwwing to s-save Pauw, kept t-them fwom theiw +puwpose; and commanded that they which couwd swim shouwd cast +themsewves fiwst into t-the sea, and get to wand: 27:44 And t-the west, +s-some on ^-^ b-boawds, and s-some on bwoken pieces of t-the ship. + +And so it came to pass, that they escaped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww safe to wand. + +2-28:1 And when they wewe escaped, t-then they knyew that t-the i-iswand w-was +cawwed (o_O)! M-Mewita. + +2-28:2 And t-the bawbawous peopwe shewed us nyo ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe kindnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they +kindwed a f-fiwe, and weceived us {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy o-onye, because of t-the pwesent +wain, and because of t-the cowd. + +( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 And when Pauw h-had gathewed a bundwe of sticks, and w-waid t-them on +t-the f-fiwe, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a vipew out of t-the h-heat, and (o-_-o) f-fastenyed on his +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +^-^ 2-28:4 And when t-the (-ω-、) b-bawbawians saw t-the venyomous beast h-hang on his hand, +they said among themsewves, N-Nyo doubt this man is a m-muwdewew, whom, +t-though he hath escaped t-the sea, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet vengeance suffeweth nyot to w-wive. + +2-28:5 And he shook off t-the beast into t-the f-fiwe, and fewt nyo hawm. + +28:6 Howbeit they wooked when he shouwd have swowwen, ow f-fawwen down +dead suddenwy: but aftew they h-had wooked a gweat whiwe, and saw nyo +hawm come to him, they changed theiw minds, and said that he w-was a +god. + +o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 In t-the same quawtews wewe possessions of t-the chief man of t-the +iswand, whose nyame w-was Pubwius; who weceived u-us, and wodged us thwee +days couwteouswy. + +(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And it came to pass, that t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Pubwius way sick of a +fevew and of a bwoody (っ˘ω˘ς ) *hugs tightly* f-fwux: to whom Pauw entewed in, and pwayed, and +w-waid his h-hands on him, and heawed h-him. + +28:9 S-So when this w-was donye, othews awso, which h-had diseases in t-the +iswand, came, and wewe h-heawed: 28:10 Who awso h-honyouwed us with many +honyouws; and when we depawted, they w-waded us with such things as wewe +nyecessawy. + +28:11 And aftew thwee months we depawted in a s-ship of Awexandwia, +which h-had wintewed in t-the iswe, whose (*´▽`*) s-sign w-was Castow and Powwux. + +2-28:12 And w-wanding a-at Sywacuse, we t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee days. + +(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence we fetched a compass, and came to W-Whegium: and +aftew onye day t-the south wind (O.O) *twerks* b-bwew, and we came t-the nyext day to +P-Puteowi: 28:14 Whewe we f-found bwethwen, and wewe desiwed to tawwy with +t-them seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and so we went towawd Wome. + +2-28:15 And fwom thence, when t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen heawd of u-us, they came to +meet us as faw as Appii fowum, and The thwee tavewns: whom when Pauw +saw, he thanked G-God, and took couwage. + +28:16 And when we came to Wome, t-the centuwion dewivewed t-the pwisonyews +to t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd: but Pauw w-was suffewed to dweww by himsewf +with a sowdiew that kept h-him. + +28:17 And it came to pass, that aftew thwee days Pauw cawwed t-the chief +of t-the Jews togethew: and when they wewe come togethew, he said u-unto +t-them, Men and bwethwen, t-though I have committed nyothing against t-the +p-peopwe, ow customs of ouw fathews, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-was I dewivewed pwisonyew fwom +Jewusawem into t-the h-hands of t-the Womans. + +28:18 Who, when they h-had examinyed me, w-wouwd have wet m-me go, because +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo c-cause of death in me. + +28:19 But when t-the Jews spake against it, I w-was constwainyed to a-appeaw +u-unto Caesaw; nyot that I h-had ought to a-accuse o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyation of. + +28:20 Fow this c-cause thewefowe have I cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, to s-see y-you, and +to speak with you: because that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hope of Iswaew I am b-bound with +this chain. + +2-28:21 And they said u-unto him, We nyeithew weceived wettews out of +Judaea c-concewnying thee, nyeithew any of t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that came shewed +ow spake any hawm of thee. + +2-28:22 But we d-desiwe to h-heaw of thee what t-thou thinkest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as +c-concewnying this sect, we knyow that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe it is spoken a-against. + +28:23 And when they h-had appointed him a day, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came many to him +into his wodging; to whom he expounded and testified t-the kingdom of +G-God, pewsuading t-them c-concewnying Jesus, both out of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, +and out of t-the pwophets, fwom mownying tiww evenying. + +28:24 And s-some bewieved t-the things which wewe spoken, and s-some +bewieved n-nyot. + +28:25 And when they agweed nyot among themsewves, they depawted, aftew +that Pauw h-had spoken onye wowd, Weww spake t-the Howy Ghost by Esaias t-the +pwophet u-unto ouw fathews, 28:26 Saying, Go u-unto this p-peopwe, and say, +Heawing ye shaww h-heaw, and shaww nyot u-undewstand; and seeing ye shaww +see, and nyot pewceive: 28:27 Fow t-the heawt of this peopwe is (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed +gwoss, and theiw eaws awe duww of h-heawing, and theiw eyes have they +cwosed; west they shouwd s-see with theiw eyes, and h-heaw with theiw +eaws, and undewstand with theiw heawt, and shouwd be convewted, and I +shouwd heaw them. + +28:28 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown thewefowe u-unto y-you, that t-the sawvation of God is +sent u-unto t-the G-Gentiwes, and that they wiww h-heaw it. + +28:29 And when he h-had said these wowds, t-the Jews depawted, and h-had +gweat weasonying among themsewves. + +2-28:30 And Pauw d-dwewt two w-whowe yeaws in his own h-hiwed h-house, and +weceived (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that came in u-unto him, 28:31 Pweaching t-the kingdom of +G-God, and teaching those things which concewn t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-confidence, nyo man f-fowbidding h-him. + + + + +The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the W-Womans + + +1:1 Pauw, a sewvant of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, cawwed to be an apostwe, +sepawated u-unto t-the gospew of G-God, 1:2 (-(Which he h-had pwomised afowe by +his pwophets in t-the h-howy scwiptuwes,) 1:3 Concewnying his S-Son ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +Chwist ouw W-Wowd, which w-was m-made of t-the seed of David a-accowding to t-the +fwesh; 1:4 And d-decwawed to be t-the S-Son of God with p-powew, a-accowding to +t-the spiwit of howinyess, by t-the wesuwwection fwom t-the dead: 1:5 By whom +we have weceived gwace and apostweship, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow obedience to t-the f-faith +among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame: 1-1:6 Among whom awe ye awso t-the cawwed +of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:7 To (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that be in Wome, bewoved of G-God, cawwed to +be s-saints: Gwace to you and peace fwom God ouw Fathew, and t-the Wowd +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:8 Fiwst, I thank o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you a-aww, that youw +f-faith is spoken of (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the w-whowe wowwd. + +1-1:9 Fow God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyess, whom I sewve with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit in t-the gospew +of his Son, that without ceasing I make mention of you awways in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pwayews; 1:10 Making wequest, if by any means nyow a-at wength I m-might +have a p-pwospewous jouwnyey by t-the wiww of God to come u-unto you. + +1:11 Fow I wong to s-see y-you, that I may impawt u-unto you s-some \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw +gift, to t-the end ye may be estabwished; 1:12 That is, that I may be +c-comfowted togethew with you by t-the mutuaw f-faith both of you and me. + +1:13 Nyow I w-wouwd nyot have you ignyowant, bwethwen, that oftentimes I +p-puwposed to come u-unto y-you, (but w-was wet hithewto,) that I m-might have +s-some fwuit among you awso, even as among othew Gentiwes. + +1:14 I am d-debtow both to t-the Gweeks, and to t-the Bawbawians; both to +t-the w-wise, and to t-the unwise. + +1:15 So, as m-much as in m-me is, I am weady to pweach t-the gospew to you +that awe a-at Wome awso. + +1:16 Fow I am nyot a-ashamed of t-the gospew of Chwist: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is t-the p-powew +of God u-unto sawvation to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that bewieveth; to t-the Jew fiwst, +and awso to t-the Gweek. + +1:17 Fow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein is t-the wighteousnyess of God weveawed fwom f-faith to +faith: as it is wwitten, The just shaww wive by faith. + +1:18 Fow t-the wwath of God is weveawed fwom heaven against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +ungodwinyess and u-unwighteousnyess of men, who h-howd t-the twuth in +unwighteousnyess; 1:19 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that which may be knyown of God is +manyifest in t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath shewed it u-unto them. + +1:20 Fow t-the invisibwe things of him fwom t-the cweation of t-the wowwd +awe cweawwy seen, being undewstood by t-the things that awe made, even +his etewnyaw p-powew and G-Godhead; so that they awe without e-excuse: 1-1:21 +(* ^ ω ^) B-Because that, when they knyew G-God, they gwowified him nyot as G-God, +nyeithew wewe thankfuw; but became vain in theiw imaginyations, and +theiw foowish heawt w-was dawkenyed. + +1:22 Pwofessing themsewves to be w-wise, they became f-foows, 1:23 And +changed t-the gwowy of t-the uncowwuptibwe God into an i-image m-made w-wike to +cowwuptibwe ^.^ m-man, and to biwds, and f-fouwfooted beasts, and c-cweeping +things. + +1-1:24 Whewefowe God awso gave t-them up to uncweannyess thwough t-the wusts +of theiw own heawts, to dishonyouw theiw own bodies b-between themsewves: +1:25 Who changed t-the twuth of God into a wie, and w-wowshipped and +sewved t-the cweatuwe mowe than t-the Cweatow, who is bwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. +A-Amen. + +1:26 Fow this c-cause God gave t-them up u-unto viwe affections: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow even +theiw w-women did change t-the n-nyatuwaw use into that which is against +nyatuwe: 1:27 And wikewise awso t-the men, weaving t-the n-nyatuwaw use of t-the +woman, buwnyed in theiw w-wust onye towawd anyothew; men with men wowking +that which is unseemwy, and weceiving in themsewves that wecompence of +theiw ewwow which w-was meet. + +1:28 And even as they did nyot w-wike to w-wetain God in theiw knyowwedge, +God gave t-them o-ovew to a wepwobate mind, to (^-^*)/ d-do those things which awe +nyot c-convenyient; 1:29 Being fiwwed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww unwighteousnyess, +f-fownyication, wickednyess, covetousnyess, (´ ω `♡) m-mawiciousnyess; f-fuww of envy, +muwdew, debate, deceit, mawignyity; whispewews, 1:30 Backbitews, hatews +of G-God, despitefuw, pwoud, boastews, inventows of eviw things, +disobedient to pawents, 1:31 Without u-undewstanding, covenyantbweakews, +without n-nyatuwaw a-affection, impwacabwe, unmewcifuw: 1:32 Who knyowing +t-the j-judgment of G-God, that they which commit such things awe wowthy of +d-death, nyot onwy (^-^*)/ d-do t-the s-same, but have pweasuwe in t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +2:1 Thewefowe t-thou awt i-inyexcusabwe, O-O ^.^ m-man, w-whosoevew t-thou awt that +judgest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whewein t-thou judgest anyothew, t-thou condemnyest t-thysewf; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou that judgest doest t-the same things. + +2:2 But we awe suwe that t-the j-judgment of God is a-accowding to twuth +against t-them which commit such things. + +2-2:3 And thinkest t-thou this, O-O ^.^ m-man, that judgest t-them which (^-^*)/ d-do such +things, and doest t-the s-same, that t-thou shawt escape t-the j-judgment of +God? 2:4 Ow despisest t-thou t-the w-wiches of his goodnyess and fowbeawance +and wongsuffewing; nyot knyowing that t-the goodnyess of God weadeth thee +to wepentance? 2-2:5 But aftew thy hawdnyess and impenyitent heawt +tweasuwest up u-unto t-thysewf wwath against t-the day of wwath and +wevewation of t-the wighteous j-judgment of God; 2:6 Who wiww w-wendew to +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his deeds: 2-2:7 To t-them who by patient +c-continyuance in w-weww doing seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gwowy and honyouw and immowtawity, +etewnyaw wife: 2:8 But u-unto t-them that awe (❤ω❤) c-contentious, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyot obey +t-the twuth, but obey unwighteousnyess, indignyation and wwath, 2-2:9 +Twibuwation and anguish, upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy souw of man that doeth eviw, of +t-the Jew fiwst, and awso of t-the G-Gentiwe; 2:10 But gwowy, honyouw, and +p-peace, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that w-wowketh g-good, to t-the Jew fiwst, and awso to +t-the Gentiwe: 2-2:11 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wespect of p-pewsons with God. + +2:12 Fow as many as have sinnyed without (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww awso pewish without +waw: and as many as have sinnyed in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww be judged by t-the waw; +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 (Fow nyot t-the heawews of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw awe just befowe G-God, but t-the +doews of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww be justified. + +2:14 Fow when t-the G-Gentiwes, which have nyot t-the w-waw, (^-^*)/ d-do by nyatuwe t-the +things c-containyed in t-the w-waw, these, h-having nyot t-the w-waw, awe a (☆▽☆) w-waw u-unto +themsewves: 2:15 W-Which s-shew t-the wowk of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw wwitten in theiw +heawts, theiw conscience awso beawing witnyess, and theiw thoughts t-the +mean whiwe accusing ow ewse e-excusing onye anyothew;) 2:16 In t-the day +when God shaww j-judge t-the secwets of men by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist a-accowding to +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gospew. + +2:17 Behowd, t-thou awt cawwed a J-Jew, and westest in t-the w-waw, and makest +thy boast of G-God, 2:18 And k-knyowest his wiww, and a-appwovest t-the things +that awe mowe e-excewwent, being instwucted out of t-the waw; 2:19 And awt +|･ω･) c-confident that t-thou t-thysewf awt a guide of t-the bwind, a wight of t-them +which awe in dawknyess, {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 An instwuctow of t-the foowish, a teachew of +b-babes, which hast t-the f-fowm of k-knyowwedge and of t-the twuth in t-the waw. + +2:21 T-Thou thewefowe which teachest anyothew, teachest t-thou nyot t-thysewf? +t-thou that p-pweachest a man shouwd nyot steaw, d-dost t-thou steaw? 2:22 +T-Thou that sayest a man shouwd nyot commit a-aduwtewy, d-dost t-thou commit +aduwtewy? t-thou that abhowwest idows, d-dost t-thou commit sacwiwege? 2:23 +T-Thou that makest thy boast of t-the w-waw, thwough bweaking t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw +d-dishonyouwest t-thou God? 2:24 Fow t-the nyame of God is bwasphemed among +t-the G-Gentiwes thwough y-you, as it is w-wwitten. + +2:25 Fow ciwcumcision vewiwy pwofiteth, if t-thou keep t-the waw: but if +t-thou be a bweakew of t-the w-waw, thy ciwcumcision is m-made unciwcumcision. + +2:26 Thewefowe if t-the unciwcumcision keep t-the wighteousnyess of t-the +w-waw, shaww nyot his unciwcumcision be c-counted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ciwcumcision? (^ω~) 2-2:27 +And shaww nyot unciwcumcision which is by nyatuwe, if it fuwfiw t-the w-waw, +j-judge thee, who by t-the wettew and ciwcumcision d-dost twansgwess t-the +waw? 2:28 Fow he is nyot a J-Jew, which is onye |･ω･) o-outwawdwy; nyeithew is +that ciwcumcision, which is (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd in t-the fwesh: 2:29 But he is a +J-Jew, which is onye inwawdwy; and ciwcumcision is that of t-the heawt, in +t-the spiwit, and nyot in t-the wettew; whose pwaise is nyot of men, but of +God. + +3-3:1 What advantage t-then hath t-the Jew? ow what pwofit is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of +ciwcumcision? 3:2 Much {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy w-way: chiefwy, because that u-unto t-them +wewe committed t-the o-owacwes of God. + +3-3:3 Fow what if s-some did nyot ^.^ b-bewieve? shaww theiw unbewief make t-the +f-faith of God without effect? 3:4 God fowbid: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet God be twue, +but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a wiaw; as it is wwitten, That t-thou mightest be +j-justified in thy sayings, and mightest ovewcome when t-thou awt judged. + +3:5 But if ouw u-unwighteousnyess commend t-the wighteousnyess of G-God, what +shaww we say? Is God unwighteous who taketh vengeance? (I speak as a +m-man) 3-3:6 God fowbid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then how shaww God j-judge t-the wowwd? 3:7 Fow +if t-the twuth of God hath mowe abounded thwough o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wie u-unto his gwowy; +why (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet am I awso judged as a s-sinnyew? 3:8 And nyot wathew, (as we be +swandewouswy w-wepowted, and as s-some a-affiwm that we say,) Wet us (^-^*)/ d-do +eviw, that g-good may come? whose damnyation is just. + +3-3:9 What then? awe we bettew than they? Nyo, in nyo wise: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have +befowe pwoved both Jews and G-Gentiwes, that they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww undew sin; +3:10 As it is wwitten, Thewe is nyonye (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, nyo, nyot onye: 3:11 +Thewe is nyonye that undewstandeth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that seeketh aftew +God. + +3:12 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gonye out of t-the way, they awe togethew become +u-unpwofitabwe; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doeth g-good, nyo, nyot onye. + +3:13 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw thwoat is an open sepuwchwe; with theiw t-tongues they have +used d-deceit; t-the poison of asps is undew theiw wips: 3:14 Whose mouth +is f-fuww of c-cuwsing and b-bittewnyess: 3:15 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw feet awe swift to shed +b-bwood: 3:16 D-Destwuction and misewy awe in theiw ways: 3:17 And t-the w-way +of peace have they nyot knyown: 3:18 Thewe is nyo f-feaw of God befowe +theiw eyes. + +3:19 Nyow we knyow that what things soevew t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw saith, it saith to +t-them who awe undew t-the waw: that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mouth may be stopped, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the wowwd may become g-guiwty befowe God. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Thewefowe by t-the deeds of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo fwesh be +j-justified in his sight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is t-the k-knyowwedge of sin. + +3:21 But nyow t-the wighteousnyess of God without t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is manyifested, +being witnyessed by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the pwophets; 3-3:22 Even t-the +wighteousnyess of God which is by f-faith of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww and +upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that bewieve: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo diffewence: 3:23 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +have sinnyed, and come showt of t-the gwowy of God; 3:24 Being j-justified +f-fweewy by his gwace thwough t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption that is in Chwist Jesus: +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 Whom God hath s-set fowth to be a pwopitiation thwough f-faith in his +bwood, to decwawe his wighteousnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemission of s-sins that awe +past, thwough t-the fowbeawance of God; 3:26 To decwawe, I say, a-at this +time his wighteousnyess: that he m-might be just, and t-the justifiew of +him which b-bewieveth in Jesus. + +3-3:27 Whewe is boasting then? I-It is excwuded. By what waw? of wowks? +Nyay: but by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of faith. + +3:28 Thewefowe we concwude that a man is j-justified by f-faith without +t-the deeds of t-the waw. + +3-3:29 Is he t-the God of t-the Jews onwy? is he nyot awso of t-the Gentiwes? +Yes, of t-the G-Gentiwes awso: 3:30 Seeing it is onye G-God, which shaww +justify t-the ciwcumcision by faith, and unciwcumcision thwough faith. + +3:31 Do we t-then make void t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw thwough faith? God fowbid: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, we +estabwish t-the waw. + +4:1 What shaww we say t-then that A-Abwaham ouw fathew, as pewtainying to +t-the f-fwesh, hath found? 4-4:2 Fow if A-Abwaham wewe j-justified by wowks, he +hath wheweof to gwowy; but nyot befowe God. + +4:3 Fow what saith t-the s-scwiptuwe? A-Abwaham bewieved G-God, and it w-was +c-counted u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +4-4:4 Nyow to him that w-wowketh is t-the wewawd nyot w-weckonyed of gwace, but +of debt. + +4-4:5 But to him that w-wowketh nyot, but b-bewieveth on him that justifieth +t-the ungodwy, his f-faith is c-counted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +4:6 Even as David awso descwibeth t-the bwessednyess of t-the ^.^ m-man, u-unto +whom God imputeth wighteousnyess without wowks, 4:7 Saying, Bwessed awe +they whose inyiquities awe fowgiven, and whose s-sins awe covewed. + +4-4:8 Bwessed is t-the man to whom t-the Wowd wiww nyot impute sin. + +4:9 Cometh this bwessednyess t-then upon t-the ciwcumcision onwy, ow upon +t-the unciwcumcision awso? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we say that f-faith w-was w-weckonyed to A-Abwaham +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +4:10 How w-was it t-then weckonyed? when he w-was in ciwcumcision, ow in +(⌒ω⌒) u-unciwcumcision? Nyot in ciwcumcision, but in unciwcumcision. + +4:11 And he weceived t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of ciwcumcision, a s-seaw of t-the +wighteousnyess of t-the f-faith which he h-had (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet being unciwcumcised: that +he m-might be t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that b-bewieve, t-though they be nyot +ciwcumcised; that wighteousnyess m-might be (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed u-unto t-them awso: 4:12 +And t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of ciwcumcision to t-them who awe nyot of t-the ciwcumcision +onwy, but who awso wawk in t-the steps of that f-faith of ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew +A-Abwaham, which he h-had being (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet unciwcumcised. + +4:13 Fow t-the pwomise, that he shouwd be t-the h-heiw of t-the wowwd, w-was nyot +to A-Abwaham, ow to his seed, thwough t-the w-waw, but thwough t-the +wighteousnyess of faith. + +4:14 Fow if they which awe of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw be heiws, f-faith is m-made void, +and t-the pwomise m-made of nyonye effect: 4:15 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw w-wowketh +w-wwath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whewe nyo (☆▽☆) w-waw is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo twansgwession. + +4:16 Thewefowe it is of faith, that it m-might be by gwace; to t-the end +t-the pwomise m-might be suwe to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed; nyot to that onwy which is +of t-the w-waw, but to that awso which is of t-the f-faith of Abwaham; who is +t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of us a-aww, 4:17 (As it is wwitten, I have m-made thee a +o(>ω<)o f-fathew of many nyations,) befowe him whom he bewieved, even G-God, who +quickenyeth t-the dead, and cawweth those things which be nyot as t-though +they wewe. + +4-4:18 Who against hope bewieved in hope, that he m-might become t-the +o(>ω<)o f-fathew of many n-nyations, a-accowding to that which w-was spoken, S-So shaww +thy seed be. + +4:19 And being nyot weak in faith, he considewed nyot his own body nyow +dead, when he w-was about an hundwed yeaws o-owd, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the d-deadnyess +of Sawah's womb: 4:20 He staggewed nyot a-at t-the pwomise of God thwough +unbewief; but w-was stwong in faith, giving gwowy to God; 4:21 And being +fuwwy pewsuaded that, what he h-had pwomised, he w-was abwe awso to +pewfowm. + +4:22 And thewefowe it w-was (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +4:23 Nyow it w-was nyot wwitten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sake awonye, that it w-was (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed to +h-him; 4:24 But (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us awso, to whom it shaww be imputed, if we bewieve +on him that waised up ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw Wowd fwom t-the dead; 4:25 Who w-was +dewivewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw offences, and w-was waised again (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw +j-justification. + +5:1 Thewefowe being j-justified by faith, we have peace with God thwough +ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 5-5:2 By whom awso we have a-access by f-faith into +this gwace whewein we stand, and wejoice in hope of t-the gwowy of God. + +5:3 And nyot onwy so, but we gwowy in twibuwations awso: knyowing that +twibuwation w-wowketh patience; 5:4 And p-patience, expewience; and +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ e-expewience, hope: 5:5 And hope m-maketh nyot ashamed; because t-the wove of +God is shed a-abwoad in ouw (x_x)V h-heawts by t-the Howy Ghost which is given u-unto +us. + +5:6 Fow when we wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet without stwength, in d-due time Chwist died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the u-ungodwy. + +5:7 Fow scawcewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wighteous man wiww onye die: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pewadventuwe +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a g-good man s-some w-wouwd even dawe to die. + +5:8 But God commendeth his wove towawd u-us, in that, whiwe we wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +sinnyews, Chwist died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +5:9 Much mowe then, being nyow j-justified by his bwood, we shaww be +saved fwom wwath thwough h-him. + +5:10 Fow (O_O;) i-if, when we wewe >_> e-enyemies, we wewe weconciwed to God by t-the +death of his Son, m-much m-mowe, being w-weconciwed, we shaww be saved by +his wife. + +5:11 And nyot onwy so, but we awso joy in God thwough ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, by whom we have nyow weceived t-the atonyement. + +5:12 Whewefowe, as by onye man sin entewed into t-the wowwd, and death by +sin; and so death passed upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww have sinnyed: 5-5:13 +(Fow untiw t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw sin w-was in t-the wowwd: but sin is nyot (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed when +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo waw. + +5:14 Nyevewthewess death weignyed fwom Adam to Moses, even o-ovew t-them +that h-had nyot sinnyed aftew t-the simiwitude of Adam's twansgwession, who +is t-the figuwe of him that w-was to come. + +5:15 But nyot as t-the offence, so awso is t-the fwee ต(=ω=)ต g-gift. Fow if thwough +t-the offence of onye many be dead, m-much mowe t-the gwace of G-God, and t-the +gift by gwace, which is by onye ^.^ m-man, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, hath abounded u-unto +many. + +5:16 And nyot as it w-was by onye that sinnyed, so is t-the g-gift: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +j-judgment w-was by onye to condemnyation, but t-the fwee gift is of many +offences u-unto j-justification. + +5:17 Fow if by onye man's offence death weignyed by onye; m-much mowe they +which weceive a-abundance of gwace and of t-the gift of wighteousnyess +shaww weign in wife by o-onye, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist.) 5:18 Thewefowe as by t-the +offence of onye j-judgment came upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men to condemnyation; even so by +t-the wighteousnyess of onye t-the fwee gift came upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men u-unto +justification of wife. + +5:19 Fow as by onye man's disobedience many wewe m-made sinnyews, so by +t-the obedience of onye shaww many be m-made wighteous. + +5:20 Moweovew t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw e-entewed, that t-the offence m-might abound. But +whewe sin abounded, gwace did m-much mowe abound: 5:21 That as sin hath +weignyed u-unto d-death, even so m-might gwace weign thwough wighteousnyess +u-unto etewnyaw wife by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. + +6-6:1 What shaww we say then? Shaww we continyue in sin, that gwace may +abound? 6:2 God fowbid. How shaww ^w^ w-we, that awe dead to sin, wive any +wongew thewein? 6:3 K-Knyow ye nyot, that so many of us as wewe baptized +into ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist wewe baptized into his d-death? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Thewefowe we awe +buwied with him by baptism into (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: that w-wike as Chwist w-was waised +up fwom t-the dead by t-the gwowy of t-the Fathew, even so we awso shouwd +wawk in nyewnyess of wife. + +6:5 Fow if we have b-been pwanted togethew in t-the wikenyess of his d-death, +we shaww be awso in t-the wikenyess of his wesuwwection: 6:6 Knyowing +this, that ouw o-owd man is c-cwucified with him, that t-the body of sin +m-might be destwoyed, that hencefowth we shouwd nyot sewve sin. + +6:7 Fow he that is dead is fweed fwom sin. + +6:8 Nyow if we be dead with (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, we bewieve that we shaww awso wive +with him: 6:9 Knyowing that Chwist being waised fwom t-the dead dieth nyo +mowe; death hath nyo mowe dominyion o-ovew h-him. + +6:10 Fow in that he died, he died u-unto sin once: but in that he +w-wiveth, he wiveth u-unto God. + +6:11 Wikewise weckon ye awso youwsewves to be dead indeed u-unto sin, +but a-awive u-unto God thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. + +6:12 Wet nyot sin thewefowe weign in youw mowtaw b-body, that ye shouwd +obey it in t-the wusts t-theweof. + +6:13 N-Nyeithew yiewd ye youw membews as instwuments of u-unwighteousnyess +u-unto (*°▽°*) s-sin: but yiewd youwsewves u-unto G-God, as those that awe a-awive fwom +t-the dead, and youw membews as instwuments of wighteousnyess u-unto God. + +6:14 Fow sin shaww nyot have dominyion o-ovew you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe nyot undew +t-the w-waw, but undew gwace. + +6:15 What then? shaww we sin, because we awe nyot undew t-the w-waw, but +undew gwace? God fowbid. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 K-Knyow ye nyot, that to whom ye yiewd youwsewves (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to obey, +his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants ye awe to whom ye obey; whethew of sin u-unto d-death, ow of +obedience u-unto w-wighteousnyess? 6-6:17 But God be thanked, that ye wewe +t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of sin, but ye have obeyed fwom t-the heawt that f-fowm of +doctwinye which w-was dewivewed you. + +6:18 Being t-then m-made fwee fwom sin, ye became t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 I speak aftew t-the m-mannyew of men because of t-the infiwmity of youw +fwesh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as ye have yiewded youw membews (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to uncweannyess and +to i-inyiquity u-unto inyiquity; even so nyow yiewd youw membews (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to +wighteousnyess u-unto howinyess. + +6:20 Fow when ye wewe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of sin, ye wewe fwee fwom +( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +6:21 What fwuit h-had ye t-then in those things wheweof ye awe nyow +ashamed? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the end of those things is death. + +6:22 But nyow being m-made fwee fwom sin, and become (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to G-God, ye +have youw fwuit u-unto howinyess, and t-the end evewwasting wife. + +6:23 Fow t-the wages of sin is death; but t-the gift of God is etewnyaw +wife thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. + +7:1 K-Knyow ye nyot, bwethwen, (fow I speak to t-them that knyow t-the ;;w;; w-waw,) +how that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw hath dominyion o-ovew a man as wong as he w-wiveth? 7:2 +Fow t-the woman which hath an h-husband is b-bound by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw to hew h-husband +so wong as he wiveth; but if t-the h-husband be dead, she is w-woosed fwom +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of hew husband. + +7-7:3 S-So t-then (O_O;) i-if, whiwe hew h-husband w-wiveth, she be mawwied to anyothew +^.^ m-man, she shaww be cawwed an aduwtewess: but if hew h-husband be dead, +she is fwee fwom that waw; so that she is nyo aduwtewess, t-though she be +mawwied to anyothew m-man. + +7:4 Whewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, ye awso awe become dead to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw by t-the +body of Chwist; that ye shouwd be mawwied to anyothew, even to him who +is waised fwom t-the dead, that we shouwd bwing fowth fwuit u-unto God. + +7:5 Fow when we wewe in t-the f-fwesh, t-the motions of sins, which wewe by +t-the w-waw, did wowk in ouw membews to bwing fowth fwuit u-unto death. + +7:6 But nyow we awe dewivewed fwom t-the w-waw, that being dead whewein we +wewe h-hewd; that we shouwd sewve in nyewnyess of spiwit, and nyot in t-the +owdnyess of t-the wettew. + +7-7:7 What shaww we say then? Is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw s-sin? God fowbid. Nyay, I h-had nyot +knyown sin, but by t-the waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I h-had nyot knyown wust, except t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw +h-had said, T-Thou shawt nyot covet. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 But sin, taking occasion by t-the c-commandment, wwought in m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +m-mannyew of concupiscence. Fow without t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw sin w-was dead. + +7:9 Fow I w-was a-awive without t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw once: but when t-the commandment +came, sin wevived, and I died. + +7:10 And t-the c-commandment, which w-was o-owdainyed to w-wife, I f-found to be +u-unto death. + +7:11 Fow sin, taking occasion by t-the c-commandment, d-deceived me, and by +it swew me. + +7:12 Whewefowe t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is howy, and t-the commandment howy, and just, +and good. + +7:13 Was t-then that which is g-good m-made death u-unto m-me? God fowbid. But +sin, that it m-might appeaw sin, wowking death in m-me by that which is +good; that sin by t-the commandment m-might become exceeding s-sinfuw. + +7:14 Fow we knyow that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is s-spiwituaw: but I am cawnyaw, sowd +undew sin. + +7:15 Fow that which I (^-^*)/ d-do I awwow nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what I wouwd, that (^-^*)/ d-do I n-nyot; +but what I hate, that (^-^*)/ d-do I. + +7:16 If t-then I (^-^*)/ d-do that which I w-wouwd nyot, I consent u-unto t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw that +it is good. + +7:17 Nyow t-then it is nyo mowe I that (^-^*)/ d-do it, but sin that d-dwewweth in me. + +7:18 Fow I knyow that in m-me (that is, in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh,) d-dwewweth nyo g-good +thing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to wiww is pwesent with m-me; but how to pewfowm that which +is g-good I f-find n-nyot. + +xDD 7-7:19 Fow t-the g-good that I w-wouwd I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot: but t-the eviw which I w-wouwd +nyot, that I do. + +7:20 Nyow if I (^-^*)/ d-do that I w-wouwd nyot, it is nyo mowe I that (^-^*)/ d-do it, but sin +that d-dwewweth in me. + +7:21 I f-find t-then a w-waw, that, when I w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, eviw is pwesent +with me. + +7:22 Fow I dewight in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of God aftew t-the inwawd man: 7:23 But I +s-see anyothew (☆▽☆) w-waw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ∀ ` *) m-membews, wawwing against t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind, and +bwinging m-me into captivity to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of sin which is in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my membews. + +7:24 O-O wwetched man that I am! who shaww d-dewivew m-me fwom t-the body of +this d-death? 7:25 I thank God thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. S-So t-then +with t-the mind I mysewf sewve t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of God; but with t-the fwesh t-the +(☆▽☆) w-waw of sin. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Thewe is thewefowe nyow nyo condemnyation to t-them which awe in Chwist +Jesus, who wawk nyot aftew t-the f-fwesh, but aftew t-the Spiwit. + +8-8:2 Fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the Spiwit of wife in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus hath m-made m-me +fwee fwom t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of sin and death. + +8:3 Fow what t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw couwd nyot do, in that it w-was weak thwough t-the +f-fwesh, God sending his own S-Son in t-the wikenyess of s-sinfuw f-fwesh, and +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin, condemnyed sin in t-the fwesh: 8:4 That t-the wighteousnyess of t-the +(☆▽☆) w-waw m-might be fuwfiwwed in u-us, who wawk nyot aftew t-the f-fwesh, but aftew +t-the Spiwit. + +8-8:5 Fow they that awe aftew t-the fwesh (^-^*)/ d-do mind t-the things of t-the fwesh; +but they that awe aftew t-the Spiwit t-the things of t-the Spiwit. + +8:6 Fow to be cawnyawwy minded is death; but to be spiwituawwy minded +is wife and p-peace. + +8:7 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the cawnyaw mind is enmity against G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is nyot +subject to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of G-God, nyeithew indeed c-can be. + +8:8 S-So t-then they that awe in t-the fwesh c-cannyot pwease God. + +8:9 But ye awe nyot in t-the f-fwesh, but in t-the S-Spiwit, if so be that t-the +Spiwit of God dweww in you. Nyow if any man have nyot t-the Spiwit of +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, he is nyonye of his. + +8-8:10 And if Chwist be in y-you, t-the body is dead because of sin; but t-the +Spiwit is wife because of ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +8-8:11 But if t-the Spiwit of him that waised up ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fwom t-the dead dweww +in y-you, he that waised up Chwist fwom t-the dead shaww awso quicken youw +mowtaw bodies by his Spiwit that d-dwewweth in you. + +8:12 Thewefowe, bwethwen, we awe debtows, nyot to t-the f-fwesh, to wive +aftew t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +8-8:13 Fow if ye wive aftew t-the f-fwesh, ye shaww die: but if ye thwough +t-the Spiwit (^-^*)/ d-do m-mowtify t-the deeds of t-the b-body, ye shaww w-wive. + +8:14 Fow as many as awe w-wed by t-the Spiwit of G-God, they awe t-the sons of +God. + +8:15 Fow ye have nyot weceived t-the spiwit of bondage again to feaw; but +ye have weceived t-the Spiwit of a-adoption, wheweby we cwy, Abba, Fathew. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 The Spiwit itsewf beaweth witnyess with ouw spiwit, that we awe +t-the chiwdwen of G-God: 8:17 And if c-chiwdwen, t-then h-heiws; heiws of G-God, +and j-joint-heiws with Chwist; if so be that we s-suffew with him, that we +may be awso gwowified togethew. + +8-8:18 Fow I weckon that t-the suffewings of this pwesent time awe nyot +wowthy to be compawed with t-the gwowy which shaww be weveawed in us. + +8-8:19 Fow t-the e-eawnyest expectation of t-the cweatuwe waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +manyifestation of t-the sons of God. + +8:20 Fow t-the cweatuwe w-was m-made subject to v-vanyity, nyot wiwwingwy, but +by w-weason of him who hath subjected t-the same in hope, 8-8:21 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the +cweatuwe itsewf awso shaww be dewivewed fwom t-the bondage of cowwuption +into t-the gwowious w-wibewty of t-the chiwdwen of God. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Fow we knyow that t-the w-whowe cweation g-gwoanyeth and t-twavaiweth in +pain togethew untiw n-nyow. + +8:23 And nyot onwy they, but ouwsewves awso, which have t-the fiwstfwuits +of t-the S-Spiwit, even we ouwsewves gwoan within ouwsewves, waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the a-adoption, to wit, t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption of ouw body. + +8:24 Fow we awe saved by hope: but hope that is s-seen is nyot hope: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +what a man seeth, why doth he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hope fow? 8:25 But if we hope (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +that we s-see nyot, t-then (^-^*)/ d-do we with p-patience wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. + +8:26 Wikewise t-the Spiwit awso hewpeth ouw infiwmities: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we knyow nyot +what we shouwd p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as we ought: but t-the Spiwit itsewf m-maketh +intewcession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us with gwoanyings which c-cannyot be uttewed. + +8:27 And he that seawcheth t-the (x_x)V h-heawts k-knyoweth what is t-the mind of t-the +S-Spiwit, because he m-maketh intewcession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the saints a-accowding to t-the +wiww of God. + +8:28 And we knyow that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things wowk togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good to t-them that +wove G-God, to t-them who awe t-the cawwed a-accowding to his puwpose. + +8:29 Fow whom he did foweknyow, he awso did p-pwedestinyate to be +c-confowmed to t-the i-image of his Son, that he m-might be t-the fiwstbown +among many bwethwen. + +8:30 Moweovew whom he did pwedestinyate, t-them he awso (>_<) c-cawwed: and whom +he cawwed, t-them he awso justified: and whom he justified, t-them he awso +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. + +8:31 What shaww we t-then say to these (o^▽^o) t-things? If God be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, who c-can +be against us? 8:32 He that spawed nyot his own Son, but dewivewed him +up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us a-aww, how shaww he nyot with him awso f-fweewy g-give us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +(o^▽^o) t-things? ╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 Who shaww way any t-thing to t-the chawge of God's ewect? I-It +is God that justifieth. + +8:34 Who is he that (=①ω①=) c-condemnyeth? I-It is Chwist that died, yea wathew, +that is wisen again, who is even a-at t-the wight hand of G-God, who awso +m-maketh intewcession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +8-8:35 Who shaww sepawate us fwom t-the wove of Chwist? shaww twibuwation, +ow distwess, ow pewsecution, ow (≧◡≦) f-faminye, ow n-nyakednyess, ow pewiw, ow +swowd? 8:36 As it is wwitten, Fow thy sake we awe kiwwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day +w-wong; we awe a-accounted as sheep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swaughtew. + +8-8:37 Nyay, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things we awe mowe than conquewows thwough him +that woved us. + +8:38 Fow I am pewsuaded, that nyeithew d-death, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wife, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a-angews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +pwincipawities, (=`ω´=) n-nyow powews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow things pwesent, (=`ω´=) n-nyow things to come, +8:39 Nyow height, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-depth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any othew cweatuwe, shaww be abwe to +sepawate us fwom t-the wove of G-God, which is in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw Wowd. + +9:1 I say t-the twuth in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, I w-wie nyot, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my conscience awso beawing +m-me witnyess in t-the Howy Ghost, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 That I have gweat heavinyess and +c-continyuaw sowwow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. + +9:3 Fow I couwd wish that mysewf wewe accuwsed fwom Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bwethwen, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kinsmen a-accowding to t-the fwesh: 9:4 Who awe Iswaewites; +to whom p-pewtainyeth t-the a-adoption, and t-the gwowy, and t-the covenyants, and +t-the giving of t-the w-waw, and t-the sewvice of G-God, and t-the pwomises; 9:5 +Whose awe t-the fathews, and of whom as c-concewnying t-the fwesh Chwist +came, who is o-ovew a-aww, God bwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. A-Amen. + +9:6 Nyot as t-though t-the wowd of God hath taken nyonye e-effect. Fow they awe +nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, which awe of Iswaew: 9:7 N-Nyeithew, because they awe t-the +seed of A-Abwaham, awe they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww chiwdwen: but, In Isaac shaww thy seed +be cawwed. + +9:8 That is, They which awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the f-fwesh, these awe nyot +t-the chiwdwen of G-God: but t-the chiwdwen of t-the pwomise awe c-counted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the seed. + +9:9 Fow this is t-the wowd of pwomise, {{ (>_<) }} A-At this time wiww I come, and +Sawah shaww have a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And nyot onwy this; but when Webecca awso h-had ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived by o-onye, +even by ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew Isaac; 9-9:11 (Fow t-the chiwdwen being nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet b-bown, +nyeithew h-having donye any g-good ow eviw, that t-the puwpose of God +a-accowding to ewection m-might stand, nyot of wowks, but of him that +cawweth;) 9:12 I-It w-was said u-unto hew, The ewdew shaww sewve t-the +youngew. + +9:13 As it is wwitten, J-Jacob have I woved, but E-Esau have I hated. + +9-9:14 What shaww we say then? Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unwighteousnyess with God? God +fowbid. + +9:15 Fow he saith to Moses, I wiww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on whom I wiww have +m-mewcy, and I wiww have compassion on whom I wiww have compassion. + +9:16 S-So t-then it is nyot of him that wiwweth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of him that w-wunnyeth, +but of God that sheweth mewcy. + +9:17 Fow t-the scwiptuwe saith u-unto Phawaoh, Even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this same puwpose +have I waised thee up, that I m-might s-shew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-powew in thee, and that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyame m-might be d-decwawed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +9:18 Thewefowe hath he (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on whom he wiww have m-mewcy, and whom he +wiww he hawdenyeth. + +9:19 T-Thou wiwt say t-then u-unto me, Why doth he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet f-find f-fauwt? Fow who +hath wesisted his wiww? 9:20 Nyay but, O-O ^.^ m-man, who awt t-thou that +wepwiest against God? Shaww t-the t-thing |･ω･) f-fowmed say to him that |･ω･) f-fowmed +it, Why hast t-thou m-made m-me thus? 9:21 Hath nyot t-the pottew p-powew o-ovew +t-the c-cway, of t-the same wump to make onye vessew u-unto honyouw, and anyothew +u-unto dishonyouw? 9:22 What if G-God, wiwwing to s-shew his wwath, and to +make his p-powew (≧◡≦) k-knyown, enduwed with m-much ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing t-the vessews of +wwath fitted to destwuction: 9:23 And that he m-might make knyown t-the +w-wiches of his gwowy on t-the vessews of m-mewcy, which he h-had afowe +pwepawed u-unto gwowy, 9:24 Even u-us, whom he hath cawwed, nyot of t-the +Jews onwy, but awso of t-the Gentiwes? 9:25 As he saith awso in Osee, I +wiww caww t-them o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, which wewe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and hew bewoved, +which w-was nyot bewoved. + +9:26 And it shaww come to pass, that in t-the pwace whewe it w-was said +u-unto t-them, Ye awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they be cawwed t-the +chiwdwen of t-the wiving God. + +9:27 Esaias awso cwieth c-concewnying I-Iswaew, Though t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew be as t-the sand of t-the sea, a wemnyant shaww be +saved: 9-9:28 Fow he wiww finyish t-the wowk, and cut it showt in +wighteousnyess: because a showt wowk wiww t-the Wowd make upon t-the eawth. + +9:29 And as Esaias said b-befowe, Except t-the Wowd of Sabaoth h-had weft us +a seed, we h-had b-been as Sodoma, and b-been m-made w-wike u-unto Gomowwha. + +9:30 What shaww we say then? That t-the G-Gentiwes, which f-fowwowed nyot +aftew wighteousnyess, have attainyed to wighteousnyess, even t-the +wighteousnyess which is of faith. + +9:31 But I-Iswaew, which f-fowwowed aftew t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of wighteousnyess, hath +nyot attainyed to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +9:32 Whewefowe? (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they sought it nyot by faith, but as it wewe by +t-the wowks of t-the waw. Fow they stumbwed a-at that stumbwingstonye; 9:33 +As it is wwitten, Behowd, I way in Sion a stumbwingstonye and w-wock of +offence: and w-whosoevew b-bewieveth on him shaww nyot be a-ashamed. + +10:1 Bwethwen, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-heawt's d-desiwe and pwayew to God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew is, that +they m-might be saved. + +1-10:2 Fow I beaw t-them wecowd that they have a zeaw of G-God, but nyot +a-accowding to knyowwedge. + +10:3 Fow they being i-ignyowant of God's wighteousnyess, and g-going about +to estabwish theiw own wighteousnyess, have nyot s-submitted themsewves +u-unto t-the wighteousnyess of God. + +10:4 Fow Chwist is t-the end of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye +that b-bewieveth. + +1-10:5 Fow Moses descwibeth t-the wighteousnyess which is of t-the w-waw, That +t-the man which doeth those things shaww wive by them. + +10:6 But t-the wighteousnyess which is of f-faith s-speaketh on this w-wise, +Say nyot in thinye heawt, Who shaww ascend into h-heaven? (that is, to +bwing Chwist down fwom a-above:) 10:7 Ow, Who shaww descend into t-the +deep? (that is, to bwing up Chwist again fwom t-the (✯◡✯) d-dead.) 10:8 But +what saith it? The wowd is nyigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy +(*°▽°*) h-heawt: that is, t-the wowd of faith, which we pweach; 10:9 That if t-thou +shawt confess with thy mouth t-the Wowd Jesus, and shawt bewieve in +thinye heawt that God hath waised him fwom t-the dead, t-thou shawt be +saved. + +10:10 Fow with t-the heawt man b-bewieveth u-unto wighteousnyess; and with +t-the mouth confession is m-made u-unto s-sawvation. + +1-10:11 Fow t-the scwiptuwe saith, Whosoevew b-bewieveth on him shaww nyot be +a-ashamed. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo diffewence b-between t-the Jew and t-the Gweek: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the same Wowd o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is wich u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that caww upon h-him. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Fow w-whosoevew shaww caww upon t-the nyame of t-the Wowd shaww be +saved. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 How t-then shaww they caww on him in whom they have nyot bewieved? +and how shaww they bewieve in him of whom they have nyot heawd? and how +shaww they h-heaw without a pweachew? 10:15 And how shaww they pweach, +except they be sent? as it is wwitten, How beautifuw awe t-the feet of +t-them that pweach t-the gospew of p-peace, and bwing gwad tidings of g-good +t-things! 1-10:16 But they have nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww obeyed t-the gospew. Fow Esaias +saith, W-Wowd, who hath bewieved ouw wepowt? 1-10:17 S-So t-then f-faith cometh +by h-heawing, and heawing by t-the wowd of God. + +10:18 But I say, H-Have they nyot heawd? Yes vewiwy, theiw s-sound went +into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, and theiw w-wowds u-unto t-the ends of t-the wowwd. + +10:19 But I say, Did nyot Iswaew k-knyow? Fiwst Moses saith, I wiww +pwovoke you to jeawousy by t-them that awe nyo p-peopwe, and by a foowish +nyation I wiww angew you. + +(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 But Esaias is vewy bowd, and saith, I w-was f-found of t-them that +sought m-me n-nyot; I w-was m-made manyifest u-unto t-them that asked nyot aftew me. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 But to Iswaew he saith, Aww day wong I have stwetched fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +h-hands u-unto a disobedient and gainsaying peopwe. + +11:1 I say then, Hath God cast away his peopwe? God fowbid. Fow I awso +am an Iswaewite, of t-the seed of A-Abwaham, of t-the twibe of Benjamin. + +11:2 God hath nyot cast away his peopwe which he foweknyew. Wot ye nyot +what t-the scwiptuwe saith of E-Ewias? how he m-maketh intewcession to God +against Iswaew s-saying, 11:3 W-Wowd, they have kiwwed thy pwophets, and +digged down thinye a-awtaws; and I am weft awonye, and they seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. + +11:4 But what saith t-the answew of God u-unto h-him? I have wesewved to +mysewf seven t-thousand men, who have nyot b-bowed t-the k-knyee to t-the i-image of +B-Baaw. + +11:5 Even so t-then a-at this pwesent time awso (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a wemnyant +a-accowding to t-the ewection of gwace. + +11:6 And if by gwace, t-then is it nyo mowe of wowks: o-othewwise gwace is +nyo mowe gwace. But if it be of wowks, t-then it is nyo mowe gwace: +o-othewwise wowk is nyo mowe wowk. + +11:7 What then? Iswaew hath nyot obtainyed that which he seeketh fow; +but t-the ewection hath obtainyed it, and t-the w-west wewe bwinded. + +11:8 (Accowding as it is wwitten, God hath given t-them t-the spiwit of +(　･ω･)☞ s-swumbew, eyes that they shouwd nyot see, and eaws that they shouwd nyot +heaw;) u-unto this d-day. + +11:9 And David saith, Wet theiw tabwe be m-made a snyawe, and a twap, and +a stumbwingbwock, and a wecompence u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 11:10 Wet theiw eyes be +dawkenyed, that they may nyot see, and bow down theiw back awway. + +11:11 I say then, H-Have they stumbwed that they shouwd faww? God +fowbid: but wathew thwough theiw faww sawvation is come u-unto t-the +G-Gentiwes, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to pwovoke t-them to jeawousy. + +11:12 Nyow if t-the faww of t-them be t-the w-wiches of t-the wowwd, and t-the +(ノωヽ) *teleports behind you* d-diminyishing of t-them t-the w-wiches of t-the Gentiwes; how m-much mowe theiw +f-fuwnyess? 11:13 Fow I speak to you G-Gentiwes, i-inyasmuch as I am t-the +apostwe of t-the G-Gentiwes, I magnyify minye office: 11:14 If by any means +I may pwovoke to emuwation t-them which awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, and m-might s-save +s-some of them. + +11:15 Fow if t-the c-casting away of t-them be t-the w-weconciwing of t-the wowwd, +what shaww t-the weceiving of t-them be, but wife fwom t-the dead? 11:16 +Fow if t-the fiwstfwuit be howy, t-the wump is awso howy: and if t-the woot +be howy, so awe t-the bwanches. + +11:17 And if s-some of t-the bwanches be bwoken off, and thou, being a +wiwd owive twee, wewt gwaffed in among t-them, and with t-them pawtakest +of t-the woot and fatnyess of t-the owive twee; 11:18 Boast nyot against t-the +bwanches. But if t-thou boast, t-thou (＃￣ω￣) b-beawest nyot t-the woot, but t-the woot +thee. + +11:19 T-Thou wiwt say then, The bwanches wewe bwoken off, that I m-might +be gwaffed in. + +11:20 Weww; because of unbewief they wewe bwoken off, and t-thou +standest by faith. (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot highminded, but feaw: 11:21 Fow if God +spawed nyot t-the n-nyatuwaw bwanches, o(>ω<)o t-take heed west he awso spawe nyot +thee. + +11:22 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd thewefowe t-the goodnyess and sevewity of G-God: on t-them which +feww, sevewity; but towawd thee, goodnyess, if t-thou continyue in his +goodnyess: o-othewwise t-thou awso shawt be cut off. + +1-11:23 And they awso, if they abide nyot stiww in unbewief, shaww be +gwaffed in: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is abwe to g-gwaff t-them in again. + +11:24 Fow if t-thou wewt cut out of t-the owive twee which is wiwd by +nyatuwe, and wewt gwaffed contwawy to nyatuwe into a g-good owive twee: +how m-much mowe shaww these, which be t-the n-nyatuwaw bwanches, be gwaffed +into theiw own owive twee? 11:25 Fow I w-wouwd nyot, bwethwen, that ye +shouwd be i-ignyowant of this mystewy, west ye shouwd be wise in youw own +conceits; that b-bwindnyess in pawt is happenyed to I-Iswaew, untiw t-the +fuwnyess of t-the G-Gentiwes be come in. + +11:26 And so (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shaww be saved: as it is wwitten, Thewe shaww +come out of Sion t-the D-Dewivewew, and shaww tuwn away ungodwinyess fwom +Jacob: 11:27 Fow this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant u-unto t-them, when I shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away +theiw sins. + +11:28 As c-concewnying t-the gospew, they awe enyemies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw s-sakes: but +as touching t-the ewection, they awe bewoved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fathew's sakes. + +1-11:29 Fow t-the gifts and cawwing of God awe without wepentance. + +11:30 Fow as ye in times past have nyot bewieved G-God, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have nyow +obtainyed (´-ω-`) m-mewcy thwough theiw unbewief: 11:31 Even so have these awso +nyow nyot bewieved, that thwough youw (´-ω-`) m-mewcy they awso may obtain mewcy. + +11:32 Fow God hath >_< c-concwuded t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in unbewief, that he m-might have +(´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon aww. + +11:33 O-O t-the depth of t-the w-wiches both of t-the wisdom and k-knyowwedge of +G-God! how unseawchabwe awe his judgments, and his ways past finding +out! (´-ω-`) 1-11:34 Fow who hath knyown t-the mind of t-the Wowd? ow who hath b-been +his counsewwow? 11:35 Ow who hath fiwst given to him, and it shaww be +>_< w-wecompensed u-unto him (/ =ω=)/ a-again? 11:36 Fow of him, and thwough him, and to +him, awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: to whom be gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. A-Amen. + +12:1 I b-beseech you thewefowe, bwethwen, by t-the mewcies of G-God, that ye +pwesent youw bodies a wiving sacwifice, howy, acceptabwe u-unto G-God, +which is youw weasonyabwe sewvice. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And be nyot c-confowmed to this wowwd: but be ye twansfowmed by t-the +wenyewing of youw mind, that ye may pwove what is that g-good, and +acceptabwe, and p-pewfect, wiww of God. + +12:3 Fow I say, thwough t-the gwace given u-unto me, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that is +among y-you, nyot to think of himsewf mowe (o_O)! h-highwy than he ought to think; +but to think sobewwy, a-accowding as God hath d-deawt to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the +measuwe of faith. + +12:4 Fow as we have many membews in onye b-body, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww membews have nyot +t-the same office: 1-12:5 S-So ^w^ w-we, being many, awe onye body in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye membews onye of anyothew. + +12:6 ^w^ *screams* H-Having t-then gifts diffewing a-accowding to t-the gwace that is given +to u-us, whethew pwophecy, wet us ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a-accowding to t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *leans over* p-pwopowtion +of faith; (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 Ow minyistwy, wet us wait on ouw minyistewing: ow he that +teacheth, on teaching; 12:8 Ow he that exhowteth, on exhowtation: he +that g-giveth, wet him (^-^*)/ d-do it with simpwicity; he that wuweth, with +diwigence; he that sheweth m-mewcy, with cheewfuwnyess. + +12:9 Wet wove be without dissimuwation. Abhow that which is eviw; +cweave to that which is good. + +12:10 (☆▽☆) B-Be kindwy affectionyed onye to anyothew with bwothewwy wove; in +honyouw pwefewwing onye anyothew; 1-12:11 Nyot swothfuw in businyess; fewvent +in spiwit; sewving t-the Wowd; 12:12 Wejoicing in hope; patient in +twibuwation; continyuing instant in p-pwayew; 12:13 Distwibuting to t-the +nyecessity of s-saints; given to hospitawity. + +12:14 Bwess t-them which pewsecute you: bwess, and (O_O;) c-cuwse n-nyot. + +1-12:15 Wejoice with t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do wejoice, and weep with t-them that w-weep. + +12:16 (☆▽☆) B-Be of t-the same mind onye towawd anyothew. Mind nyot high things, +but c-condescend to men of (T_T) *cries* w-wow (o^ ^o) e-estate. (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot wise in youw own conceits. + +12:17 Wecompense to nyo man eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. Pwovide things honyest in t-the +sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 If it be possibwe, as m-much as wieth in y-you, wive peaceabwy with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. + +12:19 (☆▽☆) D-Deawwy bewoved, avenge nyot youwsewves, but wathew g-give pwace +u-unto w-wwath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, V-Vengeance is minye; I wiww wepay, saith +t-the Wowd. + +12:20 Thewefowe if thinye enyemy h-hungew, feed h-him; if he thiwst, g-give +him dwink: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in so doing t-thou shawt heap coaws of fiwe on his head. + +1-12:21 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot ovewcome of eviw, but ovewcome eviw with good. + +13:1 Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy souw be subject u-unto t-the highew powews. Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo +p-powew but of G-God: t-the powews that be awe o-owdainyed of God. + +13:2 Whosoevew thewefowe w-wesisteth t-the p-powew, w-wesisteth t-the owdinyance +of G-God: and they that w-wesist shaww weceive to themsewves damnyation. + +13:3 Fow wuwews awe nyot a tewwow to g-good wowks, but to t-the \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. Wiwt +t-thou t-then nyot be afwaid of t-the p-powew? (^-^*)/ d-do that which is g-good, and t-thou +shawt have pwaise of t-the same: 13:4 Fow he is t-the m-minyistew of God to +thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good. But if t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do that which is eviw, be afwaid; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +beaweth nyot t-the s-swowd in vain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the m-minyistew of G-God, a +w-wevengew to execute wwath upon him that doeth \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +13:5 Whewefowe ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds be subject, nyot onwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wwath, but awso +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow conscience sake. + +13:6 Fow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause pay ye (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe God's +minyistews, a-attending continyuawwy upon this vewy thing. + +13:7 Wendew thewefowe to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw dues: (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute to whom (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute is +d-due; custom to whom custom; f-feaw to whom feaw; honyouw to whom honyouw. + +13:8 Owe nyo man any thing, but to wove onye anyothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that woveth +anyothew hath fuwfiwwed t-the waw. + +13:9 Fow this, T-Thou shawt nyot commit a-aduwtewy, T-Thou shawt nyot k-kiww, +T-Thou shawt nyot steaw, T-Thou shawt nyot beaw f-fawse witnyess, T-Thou shawt +nyot covet; and if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any othew c-commandment, it is bwiefwy +compwehended in this s-saying, nyamewy, T-Thou shawt wove thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as +thysewf. + +1-13:10 Wove w-wowketh nyo iww to his nyeighbouw: thewefowe wove is t-the +fuwfiwwing of t-the waw. + +1-13:11 And that, knyowing t-the time, that nyow it is high time to awake +out of sweep: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow is ouw sawvation nyeawew than when we bewieved. + +13:12 The nyight is faw spent, t-the day is a-at hand: wet us thewefowe +cast off t-the wowks of dawknyess, and wet us put on t-the awmouw of wight. + +13:13 Wet us wawk honyestwy, as in t-the >_> d-day; nyot in wioting and +dwunkennyess, nyot in chambewing and wantonnyess, nyot in stwife and +envying. + +13:14 But put ye on t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and make nyot pwovision (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the f-fwesh, to fuwfiw t-the wusts t-theweof. + +14:1 H-Him that is weak in t-the f-faith weceive ye, but nyot to doubtfuw +disputations. + +14:2 Fow onye b-bewieveth that he may e-eat (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: anyothew, who is +weak, eateth hewbs. + +14:3 Wet nyot him that eateth despise him that eateth n-nyot; and wet nyot +him which eateth nyot j-judge him that eateth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath weceived h-him. + +14:4 Who awt t-thou that judgest anyothew man's sewvant? to his own +mastew he standeth ow fawweth. Yea, he shaww be howden up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is +abwe to make him stand. + +1-14:5 Onye man esteemeth onye day a-above anyothew: anyothew esteemeth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +day awike. Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man be fuwwy pewsuaded in his own mind. + +14:6 He that wegawdeth t-the day, wegawdeth it u-unto t-the Wowd; and he +that wegawdeth nyot t-the day, to t-the Wowd he doth nyot w-wegawd it. He that +eateth, eateth to t-the W-Wowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he giveth God thanks; and he that +eateth nyot, to t-the Wowd he eateth nyot, and giveth God thanks. + +14:7 Fow nyonye of us wiveth to himsewf, and nyo man dieth to himsewf. + +14:8 Fow whethew we wive, we wive u-unto t-the Wowd; and whethew we die, +we die u-unto t-the Wowd: whethew we wive thewefowe, ow die, we awe t-the +Wowd's. + +14:9 Fow to this end Chwist both died, and wose, and wevived, that he +m-might be Wowd both of t-the dead and wiving. + +14:10 But why d-dost t-thou j-judge thy bwothew? ow why d-dost t-thou s-set a-at +nyought thy bwothew? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww stand befowe t-the j-judgment seat of +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +14:11 Fow it is wwitten, As I wive, saith t-the W-Wowd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy k-knyee shaww +bow to me, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy tongue shaww confess to God. + +1-14:12 S-So t-then {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of us shaww g-give ( ~*-*)~ a-account of himsewf to God. + +14:13 Wet us nyot thewefowe j-judge onye anyothew any mowe: but j-judge this +wathew, that nyo man put a stumbwingbwock ow an occasion to faww in his +bwothew's way. + +14:14 I knyow, and am pewsuaded by t-the Wowd Jesus, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyothing uncwean of itsewf: but to him that esteemeth any t-thing to be +u-uncwean, to him it is uncwean. + +1-14:15 But if thy b-bwothew be g-gwieved with thy m-meat, nyow wawkest t-thou +nyot chawitabwy. D-Destwoy nyot him with thy m-meat, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom Chwist died. + +14:16 Wet nyot t-then youw g-good be eviw spoken o-of: 14:17 Fow t-the kingdom +of God is nyot meat and dwink; but wighteousnyess, and p-peace, and joy in +t-the Howy Ghost. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 Fow he that in these things (・_・ヾ s-sewveth Chwist is acceptabwe to G-God, +and a-appwoved of m-men. + +1-14:19 Wet us thewefowe fowwow aftew t-the things which make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow p-peace, +and things whewewith onye may edify anyothew. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 Fow meat d-destwoy nyot t-the wowk of God. Aww things indeed awe +puwe; but it is eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that man who eateth with offence. + +1-14:21 I-It is g-good nyeithew to e-eat f-fwesh, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to dwink winye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any +t-thing wheweby thy b-bwothew stumbweth, ow is offended, ow is m-made weak. + +14:22 Hast t-thou faith? have it to t-thysewf befowe God. Happy is he that +condemnyeth nyot himsewf in that t-thing which he awwoweth. + +14:23 And he that doubteth is damnyed if he eat, because he eateth nyot +of faith: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whatsoevew is nyot of f-faith is sin. + +15:1 We t-then that awe stwong ought to beaw t-the infiwmities of t-the +weak, and nyot to pwease ouwsewves. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of us pwease his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his g-good to +edification. + +1-15:3 Fow even Chwist pweased nyot himsewf; but, as it is wwitten, The +wepwoaches of t-them that wepwoached thee feww on me. + +:3 1-15:4 Fow whatsoevew things wewe wwitten afowetime wewe wwitten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw +w-weawnying, that we thwough p-patience and comfowt of t-the scwiptuwes m-might +have hope. + +1-15:5 Nyow t-the God of p-patience and consowation gwant you to be +(´-ω-`) w-wikeminded onye towawd anyothew a-accowding to Chwist Jesus: 15:6 That ye +may with onye mind and onye mouth gwowify G-God, even t-the Fathew of ouw +Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +15:7 Whewefowe weceive ye onye anyothew, as Chwist awso weceived us to +t-the gwowy of God. + +15:8 Nyow I say that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist w-was a m-minyistew of t-the ciwcumcision +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twuth of G-God, to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm t-the pwomises m-made u-unto t-the fathews: +15:9 And that t-the G-Gentiwes m-might gwowify God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his m-mewcy; as it is +wwitten, Fow this c-cause I wiww confess to thee among t-the G-Gentiwes, and +sing u-unto thy nyame. + +15:10 And again he saith, Wejoice, ye G-Gentiwes, with his peopwe. + +15:11 And again, Pwaise t-the W-Wowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye Gentiwes; and waud him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +ye peopwe. + +15:12 And again, Esaias saith, Thewe shaww be a woot of Jesse, and he +that shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise to weign o-ovew t-the Gentiwes; in him shaww t-the G-Gentiwes +twust. + +1-15:13 Nyow t-the God of hope fiww you with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww joy and peace in +bewieving, that ye may abound in hope, thwough t-the p-powew of t-the Howy +Ghost. + +15:14 And I mysewf awso am pewsuaded of y-you, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, that ye awso +awe f-fuww of goodnyess, fiwwed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww knyowwedge, abwe awso to admonyish +onye anyothew. + +15:15 N-Nyevewthewess, bwethwen, I have wwitten t-the mowe bowdwy u-unto you +in s-some sowt, as putting you in mind, because of t-the gwace that is +given to m-me of G-God, 15:16 That I shouwd be t-the m-minyistew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +Chwist to t-the G-Gentiwes, minyistewing t-the gospew of G-God, that t-the +offewing up of t-the G-Gentiwes m-might be acceptabwe, being sanctified by +t-the Howy Ghost. + +15:17 I have thewefowe wheweof I may gwowy thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist in +those things which pewtain to God. + +15:18 Fow I wiww nyot dawe to speak of any of those things which Chwist +hath nyot wwought by me, to make t-the G-Gentiwes obedient, by wowd and +deed, 1-15:19 Thwough mighty signs and wondews, by t-the p-powew of t-the +Spiwit of God; so that fwom J-Jewusawem, and (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about u-unto (;;;*_*) I-Iwwywicum, +I have fuwwy (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1-15:20 Yea, so have I s-stwived to pweach t-the gospew, nyot whewe Chwist +w-was n-nyamed, west I shouwd buiwd upon anyothew man's foundation: 15:21 +But as it is wwitten, To whom he w-was nyot spoken of, they shaww see: +and they that have nyot heawd shaww undewstand. + +15:22 Fow which c-cause awso I have b-been m-much hindewed fwom coming to +you. + +1-15:23 But nyow h-having nyo mowe pwace in these pawts, and h-having a gweat +d-desiwe these many yeaws to come u-unto you; 1-15:24 Whensoevew I o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +jouwnyey into Spain, I wiww come to you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-twust to s-see you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +(/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and to be b-bwought on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way (つ≧▽≦)つ *leans over* t-thithewwawd by y-you, if fiwst I be +somewhat fiwwed with youw c-company. + +15:25 But nyow I go u-unto Jewusawem to m-minyistew u-unto t-the saints. + +15:26 Fow it hath pweased t-them of M-Macedonyia and Achaia to make a +c-cewtain contwibution (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the poow saints which awe a-at Jewusawem. + +15:27 I-It hath pweased t-them vewiwy; and theiw debtows they awe. Fow if +t-the G-Gentiwes have b-been m-made pawtakews of theiw \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw things, theiw +duty is awso to m-minyistew u-unto t-them in cawnyaw things. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 When thewefowe I have ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed this, and have seawed to t-them +this f-fwuit, I wiww come by you into Spain. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 And I am suwe that, when I come u-unto y-you, I shaww come in t-the +fuwnyess of t-the bwessing of t-the gospew of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +15:30 Nyow I b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist's sake, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wove of t-the S-Spiwit, that ye stwive togethew with m-me in +youw pwayews to God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; 15:31 That I may be dewivewed fwom t-them +that (^-^*)/ d-do nyot bewieve in Judaea; and that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvice which I have (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Jewusawem may be accepted of t-the s-saints; 15:32 That I may come u-unto +you with joy by t-the wiww of G-God, and may with you be wefweshed. + +1-15:33 Nyow t-the God of peace be with you aww. A-Amen. + +16:1 I commend u-unto you P-Phebe ouw sistew, which is a sewvant of t-the +chuwch which is a-at Cenchwea: 16:2 That ye weceive hew in t-the W-Wowd, as +becometh saints, and that ye a-assist hew in whatsoevew businyess she +hath nyeed of you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath b-been a succouwew of many, and of mysewf +awso. + +16:3 Gweet P-Pwisciwwa and Aquiwa o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewpews in Chwist Jesus: 16:4 Who +have (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife w-waid down theiw own nyecks: u-unto whom nyot onwy I g-give +thanks, but awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chuwches of t-the Gentiwes. + +16:5 Wikewise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet t-the chuwch that is in theiw house. S-Sawute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +w-weww-bewoved Epaenyetus, who is t-the fiwstfwuits of Achaia u-unto (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1-16:6 Gweet Mawy, who b-bestowed m-much wabouw on us. + +16:7 S-Sawute Andwonyicus and J-Junyia, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kinsmen, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fewwow-pwisonyews, +who awe of nyote among t-the apostwes, who awso wewe in Chwist befowe me. + +16:8 Gweet Ampwias o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved in t-the Wowd. + +1-16:9 S-Sawute Uwbanye, ouw hewpew in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and Stachys o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved. + +1-16:10 S-Sawute Apewwes a-appwoved in (T_T) C-Chwist. S-Sawute t-them which awe of +Awistobuwus' househowd. + +16:11 S-Sawute Hewodion o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kinsman. Gweet t-them that be of t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd +of Nyawcissus, which awe in t-the Wowd. + +1-16:12 S-Sawute Twyphenya and Twyphosa, who wabouw in t-the Wowd. S-Sawute t-the +bewoved Pewsis, which wabouwed m-much in t-the Wowd. + +16:13 S-Sawute Wufus chosen in t-the W-Wowd, and his mothew and minye. + +1-16:14 S-Sawute Asyncwitus, Phwegon, Hewmas, Patwobas, Hewmes, and t-the +(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which awe with them. + +xDD 1-16:15 S-Sawute Phiwowogus, and Juwia, Nyeweus, and his sistew, and +(✧ω✧) O-Owympas, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the saints which awe with them. + +16:16 S-Sawute onye anyothew with an h-howy kiss. The chuwches of Chwist +sawute you. + +1-16:17 Nyow I b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, mawk t-them which c-cause divisions and +offences contwawy to t-the doctwinye which ye have w-weawnyed; and avoid +them. + +1-16:18 Fow they that awe such sewve nyot ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, but +theiw own bewwy; and by g-good w-wowds and f-faiw speeches deceive t-the +(x_x)V h-heawts of t-the simpwe. + +16:19 Fow youw obedience is come a-abwoad u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. I am gwad +thewefowe on youw behawf: but (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I w-wouwd have you wise u-unto that +which is g-good, and simpwe c-concewnying \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +16:20 And t-the God of peace shaww bwuise Satan undew youw feet showtwy. +The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you. A-Amen. + +16:21 Timotheus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowkfewwow, and W-Wucius, and Jason, and Sosipatew, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kinsmen, sawute you. + +16:22 I (☆▽☆) *looks at you* T-Tewtius, who wwote this epistwe, sawute you in t-the Wowd. + +1-16:23 Gaius minye host, and of t-the w-whowe c-chuwch, sawuteth you. Ewastus +t-the chambewwain of t-the city sawuteth y-you, and Quawtus a bwothew. + +16:24 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you aww. A-Amen. + +(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 Nyow to him that is of p-powew to s-stabwish you a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +gospew, and t-the pweaching of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, a-accowding to t-the wevewation +of t-the mystewy, which w-was kept secwet since t-the wowwd began, 16:26 But +nyow is m-made manyifest, and by t-the scwiptuwes of t-the pwophets, a-accowding +to t-the commandment of t-the evewwasting G-God, m-made knyown to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the obedience of faith: 16:27 To God onwy w-wise, be gwowy thwough +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. A-Amen. + + + + +The Fiwst Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Cowinthians + + +1:1 Pauw cawwed to be an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist thwough t-the wiww of +G-God, and (=`ω´=) S-Sosthenyes ouw bwothew, 1:2 Unto t-the chuwch of God which is a-at +Cowinth, to t-them that awe sanctified in Chwist Jesus, cawwed to be +saints, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace caww upon t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +Chwist ouw W-Wowd, both theiw's and ouw's: 1:3 Gwace be u-unto y-you, and +p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew, and fwom t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:4 I thank o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God awways on youw behawf, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwace of God which +is given you by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; 1:5 That in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing ye awe enwiched +by him, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww uttewance, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww knyowwedge; 1-1:6 Even as t-the +t-testimony of Chwist w-was o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed in you: 1:7 S-So that ye come behind +in nyo gift; waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the coming of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:8 Who +shaww awso ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm you u-unto t-the end, that ye may be bwamewess in t-the +day of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1-1:9 God is f-faithfuw, by whom ye wewe cawwed u-unto t-the fewwowship of his +S-Son ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. + +1:10 Nyow I b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, by t-the nyame of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww speak t-the same thing, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo +divisions among you; but that ye be p-pewfectwy j-joinyed togethew in t-the +same mind and in t-the same judgment. + +1:11 Fow it hath b-been d-decwawed u-unto m-me of y-you, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, by t-them +which awe of t-the house of Chwoe, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe c-contentions among you. + +1:12 Nyow this I say, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you saith, I am of Pauw; and I +of Apowwos; and I of Cephas; and I of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:13 Is Chwist divided? w-was Pauw c-cwucified (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you? ow wewe ye +baptized in t-the nyame of Pauw? 1:14 I thank God that I baptized nyonye +of y-you, but Cwispus and Gaius; 1:15 West any shouwd say that I h-had +baptized in minye own nyame. + +1:16 And I baptized awso t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd of (❤ω❤) S-Stephanyas: besides, I knyow +nyot whethew I baptized any o-othew. + +1:17 Fow Chwist sent m-me nyot to baptize, but to pweach t-the gospew: nyot +with wisdom of wowds, west t-the cwoss of Chwist shouwd be m-made of nyonye +e-effect. + +1:18 Fow t-the pweaching of t-the cwoss is to t-them that pewish +foowishnyess; but u-unto us which awe saved it is t-the p-powew of God. + +1:19 Fow it is wwitten, I wiww d-destwoy t-the wisdom of t-the w-wise, and +wiww bwing to nyothing t-the undewstanding of t-the pwudent. + +1:20 Whewe is t-the (o^ ^o) w-wise? whewe is t-the scwibe? whewe is t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ d-disputew of +this wowwd? hath nyot God m-made foowish t-the wisdom of this wowwd? 1-1:21 +Fow aftew that in t-the wisdom of God t-the wowwd by wisdom knyew nyot G-God, +it pweased God by t-the foowishnyess of pweaching to s-save t-them that +bewieve. + +1:22 Fow t-the Jews wequiwe a sign, and t-the Gweeks seek aftew w-wisdom: +1:23 But we pweach Chwist cwucified, u-unto t-the Jews a stumbwingbwock, +and u-unto t-the Gweeks foowishnyess; 1-1:24 But u-unto t-them which awe cawwed, +both Jews and Gweeks, Chwist t-the p-powew of G-God, and t-the wisdom of God. + +1:25 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the foowishnyess of God is wisew than men; and t-the +weaknyess of God is stwongew than m-men. + +1:26 Fow ye s-see youw cawwing, bwethwen, how that nyot many wise men +aftew t-the f-fwesh, nyot many mighty, nyot many n-nyobwe, awe (>_<) c-cawwed: 1:27 But +God hath chosen t-the foowish things of t-the wowwd to c-confound t-the wise; +and God hath chosen t-the weak things of t-the wowwd to c-confound t-the +things which awe m-mighty; 1:28 And base things of t-the wowwd, and things +which awe d-despised, hath God chosen, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and things which awe nyot, to +bwing to nyought things that awe: 1:29 That nyo fwesh shouwd gwowy in +his pwesence. + +1:30 But of him awe ye in Chwist Jesus, who of God is m-made u-unto us +wisdom, and wighteousnyess, and sanctification, and wedemption: 1:31 +That, a-accowding as it is wwitten, He that x3 g-gwowieth, wet him gwowy in +t-the Wowd. + +2:1 And I, bwethwen, when I came to y-you, came nyot with excewwency of +speech ow of wisdom, decwawing u-unto you t-the t-testimony of God. + +2:2 Fow I detewminyed nyot to knyow any t-thing among y-you, s-save ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and him cwucified. + +2-2:3 And I w-was with you in weaknyess, and in feaw, and in m-much +twembwing. + +2:4 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pweaching w-was nyot with e-enticing w-wowds of +man's wisdom, but in demonstwation of t-the Spiwit and of powew: 2-2:5 +That youw f-faith shouwd nyot stand in t-the wisdom of men, but in t-the +p-powew of God. + +2:6 Howbeit we speak wisdom among t-them that awe pewfect: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot t-the +wisdom of this wowwd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of t-the pwinces of this wowwd, that come to +nyought: 2-2:7 But we speak t-the wisdom of God in a mystewy, even t-the +( ~*-*)~ h-hidden wisdom, which God o-owdainyed befowe t-the wowwd u-unto ouw gwowy: 2:8 +W-Which nyonye of t-the pwinces of this wowwd knyew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-had they knyown it, +they w-wouwd nyot have c-cwucified t-the Wowd of gwowy. + +2-2:9 But as it is wwitten, Eye hath nyot seen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow eaw heawd, nyeithew +have entewed into t-the heawt of ^.^ m-man, t-the things which God hath pwepawed +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that wove h-him. + +2:10 But God hath weveawed t-them u-unto us by his Spiwit: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Spiwit +seawcheth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep things of God. + +2-2:11 Fow what man k-knyoweth t-the things of a ^.^ m-man, s-save t-the spiwit of man +which is in h-him? even so t-the things of God k-knyoweth nyo ^.^ m-man, but t-the +Spiwit of God. + +2:12 Nyow we have weceived, nyot t-the spiwit of t-the wowwd, but t-the spiwit +which is of God; that we m-might knyow t-the things that awe f-fweewy given +to us of God. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 W-Which things awso we speak, nyot in t-the w-wowds which man's wisdom +teacheth, but which t-the Howy Ghost teacheth; compawing \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw +things with (=^･ｪ･^=) s-spiwituaw. + +2:14 But t-the n-nyatuwaw man weceiveth nyot t-the things of t-the Spiwit of +G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe foowishnyess u-unto him: nyeithew c-can he knyow t-them, +because they awe spiwituawwy d-discewnyed. + +2:15 But he that is \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw j-judgeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he himsewf is +judged of nyo m-man. + +2:16 Fow who hath knyown t-the mind of t-the W-Wowd, that he may (=`ω´=) i-instwuct +h-him? But we have t-the mind of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +3-3:1 And I, bwethwen, couwd nyot speak u-unto you as u-unto s-spiwituaw, but +as u-unto cawnyaw, even as u-unto babes in (T_T) C-Chwist. + +3:2 I have fed you with miwk, and nyot with meat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hithewto ye wewe +nyot abwe to beaw it, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyow awe ye abwe. + +3-3:3 Fow ye awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet cawnyaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wheweas (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is among you e-envying, and +stwife, and divisions, awe ye nyot cawnyaw, and wawk as men? 3:4 Fow +whiwe onye saith, I am of Pauw; and anyothew, I am of Apowwos; awe ye +nyot cawnyaw? 3:5 Who t-then is Pauw, and who is Apowwos, but minyistews +by whom ye bewieved, even as t-the Wowd gave to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man? 3-3:6 I have +pwanted, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Apowwos watewed; but God gave t-the i-incwease. + +3:7 S-So t-then nyeithew is he that pwanteth any thing, nyeithew he that +wateweth; but God that giveth t-the i-incwease. + +3:8 Nyow he that pwanteth and he that w-wateweth awe onye: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +shaww weceive his own wewawd a-accowding to his own wabouw. + +3-3:9 Fow we awe wabouwews togethew with G-God: ye awe God's husbandwy, ye +awe God's buiwding. + +3:10 Accowding to t-the gwace of God which is given u-unto me, as a wise +mastewbuiwdew, I have w-waid t-the f-foundation, and anyothew buiwdeth +theweon. But wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man o(>ω<)o t-take heed how he buiwdeth theweupon. + +3:11 Fow othew f-foundation c-can nyo man way than that is waid, which is +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +3:12 Nyow if any man buiwd upon this f-foundation gowd, s-siwvew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious +stonyes, wood, h-hay, stubbwe; 3:13 Evewy man's wowk shaww be m-made +manyifest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day shaww decwawe it, because it shaww be weveawed +by fiwe; and t-the fiwe shaww twy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's wowk of what sowt it is. + +3:14 If any man's wowk abide which he hath b-buiwt theweupon, he shaww +weceive a wewawd. + +3:15 If any man's wowk shaww be buwnyed, he shaww s-suffew woss: but he +himsewf shaww be saved; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet so as by fiwe. + +3:16 K-Knyow ye nyot that ye awe t-the tempwe of G-God, and that t-the Spiwit of +God d-dwewweth in y-you? 3:17 If any man defiwe t-the tempwe of G-God, him +shaww God destwoy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tempwe of God is howy, which tempwe ye awe. + +3:18 Wet nyo man deceive himsewf. If any man among you seemeth to be +wise in this wowwd, wet him become a foow, that he may be wise. + +3:19 Fow t-the wisdom of this wowwd is foowishnyess with God. Fow it is +wwitten, He taketh t-the wise in theiw own cwaftinyess. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And again, The Wowd k-knyoweth t-the thoughts of t-the w-wise, that they +awe vain. + +3:21 Thewefowe wet nyo man gwowy in m-men. Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe youw's; +3-3:22 Whethew Pauw, ow Apowwos, ow Cephas, ow t-the wowwd, ow w-wife, ow +d-death, ow things pwesent, ow things to come; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe youw's; 3:23 And +ye awe Chwist's; and Chwist is God's. + +4:1 Wet a man so ( ~*-*)~ a-account of u-us, as of t-the minyistews of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and +stewawds of t-the mystewies of God. + +4-4:2 Moweovew it is wequiwed in stewawds, that a man be f-found faithfuw. + +4:3 But with m-me it is a vewy smaww t-thing that I shouwd be judged of +y-you, ow of man's judgment: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I j-judge nyot minye own s-sewf. + +4-4:4 Fow I knyow nyothing by mysewf; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet am I nyot heweby justified: but +he that j-judgeth m-me is t-the Wowd. + +4-4:5 Thewefowe j-judge nyothing befowe t-the time, untiw t-the Wowd come, who +both wiww bwing to wight t-the ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden things of dawknyess, and wiww make +manyifest t-the c-counsews of t-the heawts: and t-then shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man have +pwaise of God. + +4:6 And these things, bwethwen, I have in a figuwe twansfewwed to +mysewf and to ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Apowwos (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes; that ye m-might weawn in us nyot to +think of men a-above that which is wwitten, that nyo onye of you be puffed +up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye against anyothew. + +4:7 Fow who m-maketh thee to diffew fwom (>_<) a-anyothew? and what hast t-thou +that t-thou didst nyot weceive? nyow if t-thou didst weceive it, why d-dost +t-thou gwowy, as if t-thou hadst nyot weceived it? 4-4:8 Nyow ye awe fuww, +nyow ye awe wich, ye have weignyed as kings without us: and I w-wouwd to +God ye did weign, that we awso m-might weign with you. + +4:9 Fow I think that God hath s-set fowth us t-the apostwes wast, as it +wewe appointed to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe m-made a s-spectacwe u-unto t-the wowwd, +and to a-angews, and to m-men. + +4:10 We awe foows (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Chwist's sake, but ye awe wise in Chwist; we awe +weak, but ye awe stwong; ye awe honyouwabwe, but we awe despised. + +4:11 Even u-unto this pwesent (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw we both h-hungew, and thiwst, and awe +nyaked, and awe buffeted, and have nyo c-cewtain dwewwingpwace; 4:12 And +wabouw, wowking with ouw own hands: being weviwed, we b-bwess; being +pewsecuted, we s-suffew i-it: 4:13 Being d-defamed, we i-intweat: we awe m-made +as t-the fiwth of t-the wowwd, and awe t-the offscouwing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things u-unto +this d-day. + +4:14 I wwite nyot these things to shame y-you, but as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved sons I +wawn you. + +4:15 Fow t-though ye have t-ten t-thousand instwuctews in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have +ye nyot many fathews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus I have begotten you thwough +t-the gospew. + +4:16 Whewefowe I b-beseech y-you, be ye fowwowews of me. + +4:17 Fow this c-cause have I sent u-unto you Timotheus, who is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved +son, and faithfuw in t-the W-Wowd, who shaww bwing you into w-wemembwance of +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways which be in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, as I t-teach {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy chuwch. + +4-4:18 Nyow s-some awe puffed up, as t-though I w-wouwd nyot come to you. + +4:19 But I wiww come to you s-showtwy, if t-the Wowd wiww, and wiww knyow, +nyot t-the speech of t-them which awe puffed up, but t-the powew. + +4:20 Fow t-the kingdom of God is nyot in wowd, but in powew. + +4:21 What wiww ye? shaww I come u-unto you with a wod, ow in wove, and +in t-the spiwit of meeknyess? 5:1 I-It is wepowted commonwy that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +fownyication among y-you, and such fownyication as is nyot so m-much as nyamed +among t-the G-Gentiwes, that onye shouwd have his fathew's wife. + +5-5:2 And ye awe puffed up, and have nyot wathew m-mouwnyed, that he that +hath donye this deed m-might be taken away fwom among you. + +5:3 Fow I vewiwy, as absent in b-body, but pwesent in spiwit, have +judged awweady, as t-though I wewe pwesent, c-concewnying him that hath so +donye this deed, 5:4 In t-the nyame of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, when ye awe +gathewed togethew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit, with t-the p-powew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 5:5 To d-dewivew such an onye u-unto Satan (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the destwuction of +t-the f-fwesh, that t-the spiwit may be saved in t-the day of t-the Wowd Jesus. + +5:6 Youw gwowying is nyot good. K-Knyow ye nyot that a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe weaven +weavenyeth t-the w-whowe w-wump? 5:7 Puwge out thewefowe t-the o-owd weaven, +that ye may be a nyew w-wump, as ye awe unweavenyed. Fow even Chwist ouw +passovew is sacwificed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: 5:8 Thewefowe wet us keep t-the f-feast, +nyot with o-owd weaven, nyeithew with t-the weaven of (T_T) m-mawice and wickednyess; +but with t-the unweavenyed bwead of s-sincewity and twuth. + +5:9 I wwote u-unto you in an epistwe nyot to company with f-fownyicatows: +5:10 Y-Yet nyot awtogethew with t-the fownyicatows of this wowwd, ow with +t-the c-covetous, ow extowtionyews, ow with idowatews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then (* ^ ω ^) m-must ye +nyeeds go out of t-the wowwd. + +5:11 But nyow I have wwitten u-unto you nyot to keep company, if any man +that is cawwed a b-bwothew be a fownyicatow, ow c-covetous, ow an idowatew, +ow a waiwew, ow a dwunkawd, ow an extowtionyew; with such an onye nyo nyot +to eat. + +5:12 Fow what have I to (^-^*)/ d-do to j-judge t-them awso that awe w-without? (^-^*)/ d-do nyot +ye j-judge t-them that awe o(>< )o w-within? 5-5:13 But t-them that awe without God +j-judgeth. Thewefowe put away fwom among youwsewves that wicked pewson. + +6-6:1 Dawe any of y-you, h-having a mattew against anyothew, go to (☆▽☆) w-waw befowe +t-the u-unjust, and nyot befowe t-the saints? 6:2 Do ye nyot knyow that t-the +saints shaww j-judge t-the wowwd? and if t-the wowwd shaww be judged by y-you, +awe ye unwowthy to j-judge t-the smawwest mattews? 6:3 K-Knyow ye nyot that +we shaww j-judge angews? how m-much mowe things that pewtain to this wife? +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 If t-then ye have judgments of things pewtainying to this w-wife, s-set +t-them to j-judge who awe weast esteemed in t-the chuwch. + +6:5 I speak to youw shame. Is it so, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a wise man +among y-you? nyo, nyot onye that shaww be abwe to j-judge b-between his +(＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? 6:6 But b-bwothew goeth to (☆▽☆) w-waw with bwothew, and that befowe +t-the unbewievews. + +6:7 Nyow thewefowe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is u-uttewwy a fauwt among y-you, because ye go to +(☆▽☆) w-waw onye with anyothew. Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot wathew o(>ω<)o t-take wwong? why (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot +wathew s-suffew youwsewves to be d-defwauded? 6:8 Nyay, ye (^-^*)/ d-do wwong, and +defwaud, and that youw bwethwen. + +6:9 K-Knyow ye nyot that t-the unwighteous shaww nyot i-inhewit t-the kingdom of +God? (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot deceived: nyeithew fownyicatows, (=`ω´=) n-nyow idowatews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +aduwtewews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow effeminyate, (=`ω´=) n-nyow abusews of themsewves with mankind, +6:10 Nyow thieves, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-covetous, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwunkawds, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-weviwews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +extowtionyews, shaww i-inhewit t-the kingdom of God. + +6:11 And such wewe s-some of you: but ye awe washed, but ye awe +s-sanctified, but ye awe j-justified in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd Jesus, and by +t-the Spiwit of ouw God. + +6:12 Aww things awe wawfuw u-unto me, but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe nyot expedient: +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, but I wiww nyot be b-bwought undew t-the +p-powew of any. + +6:13 Meats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bewwy, and t-the bewwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-meats: but God shaww +d-destwoy both it and them. Nyow t-the body is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fownyication, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the Wowd; and t-the Wowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the body. + +6:14 And God hath both waised up t-the W-Wowd, and wiww awso w-waise up us +by his own powew. + +6:15 K-Knyow ye nyot that youw bodies awe t-the membews of Chwist? shaww I +t-then o(>ω<)o t-take t-the membews of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and make t-them t-the membews of an +h-hawwot? God fowbid. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 W-What? knyow ye nyot that he which is j-joinyed to an hawwot is onye +body? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two, saith he, shaww be onye ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +6-6:17 But he that is j-joinyed u-unto t-the Wowd is onye spiwit. + +6:18 Fwee f-fownyication. Evewy sin that a man doeth is without t-the body; +but he that committeth fownyication ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth against his own body. + +(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 W-What? knyow ye nyot that youw body is t-the tempwe of t-the Howy Ghost +which is in y-you, which ye have of G-God, and ye awe nyot youw own? 6:20 +Fow ye awe bought with a (-ω-、) *moans* p-pwice: thewefowe gwowify God in youw b-body, +and in youw spiwit, which awe God's. + +7:1 Nyow c-concewnying t-the things wheweof ye wwote u-unto me: I-It is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a man nyot to touch a |･ω･) w-woman. + +7:2 N-Nyevewthewess, to avoid f-fownyication, wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man have his own +wife, and wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman have hew own husband. + +7-7:3 Wet t-the h-husband w-wendew u-unto t-the wife d-due benyevowence: and wikewise +awso t-the wife u-unto t-the husband. + +7:4 The wife hath nyot p-powew of hew own b-body, but t-the husband: and +wikewise awso t-the h-husband hath nyot p-powew of his own b-body, but t-the +wife. + +7:5 Defwaud ye nyot onye t-the othew, except it be with consent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +time, that ye may g-give youwsewves to fasting and p-pwayew; and come +togethew again, that Satan t-tempt you nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw incontinyency. + +7:6 But I speak this by pewmission, and nyot of ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +7-7:7 Fow I w-wouwd that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men wewe even as I mysewf. But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man hath +his (*´▽`*) *notices bulge* p-pwopew gift of G-God, onye aftew this m-mannyew, and anyothew aftew that. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 I say thewefowe to t-the unmawwied and w-widows, I-It is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them +if they abide even as I. + +7:9 But if they c-cannyot contain, wet t-them m-mawwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is bettew to +m-mawwy than to buwn. + +7:10 And u-unto t-the mawwied I command, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot I, but t-the W-Wowd, Wet nyot +t-the wife depawt fwom hew husband: 7:11 But and if she depawt, wet hew +wemain unmawwied ow be weconciwed to hew husband: and wet nyot t-the +h-husband put away his wife. + +7:12 But to t-the w-west speak I, nyot t-the Wowd: If any b-bwothew hath a wife +that b-bewieveth nyot, and she be pweased to dweww with him, wet him nyot +put hew away. + +7:13 And t-the woman which hath an h-husband that b-bewieveth nyot, and if he +be pweased to dweww with hew, wet hew nyot weave h-him. + +7:14 Fow t-the unbewieving h-husband is sanctified by t-the wife, and t-the +unbewieving wife is sanctified by t-the husband: ewse wewe youw chiwdwen +(￣ω￣) u-uncwean; but nyow awe they howy. + +7:15 But if t-the unbewieving depawt, wet him depawt. A-A b-bwothew ow a +s-sistew is nyot undew bondage in such cases: but God hath cawwed us to +p-peace. + +7:16 Fow what k-knyowest thou, O-O wife, whethew t-thou shawt s-save thy +husband? ow how k-knyowest thou, O-O ^.^ m-man, whethew t-thou shawt s-save thy +wife? 7:17 But as God hath d-distwibuted to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, as t-the Wowd hath +cawwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy o-onye, so wet him wawk. And so owdain I in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-chuwches. + +7:18 Is any man cawwed being ciwcumcised? wet him nyot become +unciwcumcised. Is any cawwed in (⌒ω⌒) u-unciwcumcision? wet him nyot be +c-ciwcumcised. + +xDD 7-7:19 Ciwcumcision is nyothing, and unciwcumcision is nyothing, but t-the +keeping of t-the c-commandments of God. + +7:20 Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man abide in t-the same cawwing whewein he w-was cawwed. + +7:21 Awt t-thou cawwed being a sewvant? cawe nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: but if t-thou +mayest be m-made fwee, use it wathew. + +7:22 Fow he that is cawwed in t-the W-Wowd, being a s-sewvant, is t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's +fweeman: wikewise awso he that is cawwed, being fwee, is Chwist's +sewvant. + +7:23 Ye awe bought with a p-pwice; be nyot ye t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of m-men. + +7:24 Bwethwen, wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, whewein he is cawwed, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein abide with +God. + +7:25 Nyow c-concewnying viwgins I have nyo commandment of t-the Wowd: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I +g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment, as onye that hath obtainyed (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of t-the Wowd to be +faithfuw. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 I s-suppose thewefowe that this is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwesent distwess, I +say, that it is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man so to be. + +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Awt t-thou b-bound u-unto a wife? seek nyot to be woosed. Awt t-thou +w-woosed fwom a wife? seek nyot a wife. + +7:28 But and if t-thou mawwy, t-thou hast nyot sinnyed; and if a viwgin +mawwy, she hath nyot ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. Nyevewthewess such shaww have twoubwe in +t-the fwesh: but I spawe you. + +7:29 But this I say, bwethwen, t-the time is showt: it wemainyeth, that +both they that have wives be as t-though they h-had nyonye; 7:30 And they +that w-weep, as t-though they wept n-nyot; and they that wejoice, as t-though +they w-wejoiced n-nyot; and they that buy, as t-though they p-possessed n-nyot; +7:31 And they that use this wowwd, as nyot abusing i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fashion +of this wowwd passeth away. + +7-7:32 But I w-wouwd have you without cawefuwnyess. He that is unmawwied +caweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the things that bewong to t-the W-Wowd, how he may pwease t-the +Wowd: 7:33 But he that is mawwied caweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the things that awe of +t-the wowwd, how he may pwease his wife. + +7:34 Thewe is diffewence awso b-between a wife and a viwgin. The +unmawwied woman caweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the things of t-the W-Wowd, that she may be +h-howy both in body and in spiwit: but she that is mawwied caweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the things of t-the wowwd, how she may pwease hew husband. + +7:35 And this I speak (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw own p-pwofit; nyot that I may cast a snyawe +upon y-you, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which is comewy, and that ye may a-attend upon +t-the Wowd without distwaction. + +7:36 But if any man think that he behaveth himsewf uncomewy towawd his +viwgin, if she pass t-the fwowew of hew (￣ω￣) a-age, and nyeed so wequiwe, wet +him (^-^*)/ d-do what he wiww, he ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth nyot: wet t-them mawwy. + +7:37 Nyevewthewess he that standeth stedfast in his heawt, h-having nyo +nyecessity, but hath p-powew o-ovew his own wiww, and hath so (・_・ヾ d-decweed in +his heawt that he wiww keep his viwgin, doeth weww. + +o(>< )o 7-7:38 S-So t-then he that giveth hew in mawwiage doeth w-weww; but he that +giveth hew nyot in mawwiage doeth bettew. + +7:39 The wife is b-bound by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw as wong as hew h-husband wiveth; but +if hew h-husband be dead, she is a-at w-wibewty to be mawwied to whom she +w-wiww; onwy in t-the Wowd. + +7-7:40 But she is happiew if she so abide, aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgment: and I +think awso that I have t-the Spiwit of God. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Nyow as touching things offewed u-unto idows, we knyow that we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +have knyowwedge. Knyowwedge puffeth up, but chawity edifieth. + +8-8:2 And if any man think that he k-knyoweth any thing, he k-knyoweth nyothing +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet as he ought to knyow. + +8:3 But if any man wove G-God, t-the same is knyown of h-him. + +8:4 As c-concewnying thewefowe t-the e-eating of those things that awe +offewed in sacwifice u-unto idows, we knyow that an idow is nyothing in +t-the wowwd, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye othew God but onye. + +8-8:5 Fow t-though (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be that awe cawwed gods, whethew in heaven ow in +eawth, (as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be gods many, and wowds many,) 8:6 But to us (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +but onye G-God, t-the Fathew, of whom awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and we in h-him; and +onye Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, by whom awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and we by h-him. + +8:7 Howbeit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that knyowwedge: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-some with +conscience of t-the idow u-unto this (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw e-eat it as a t-thing offewed u-unto +an i-idow; and theiw conscience being weak is defiwed. + +8:8 But meat commendeth us nyot to G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ♡(｡- ω -) n-nyeithew, if we eat, awe we +t-the bettew; ♡(｡- ω -) n-nyeithew, if we e-eat nyot, awe we t-the wowse. + +8:9 But o(>ω<)o t-take heed west by any means this w-wibewty of youw's become a +stumbwingbwock to t-them that awe weak. + +8-8:10 Fow if any man s-see thee which hast k-knyowwedge sit a-at meat in t-the +idow's t-tempwe, shaww nyot t-the conscience of him which is weak be +embowdenyed to e-eat those things which awe offewed to idows; 8-8:11 And +thwough thy k-knyowwedge shaww t-the weak b-bwothew pewish, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom Chwist +died? 8:12 But when ye sin so against t-the bwethwen, and wound theiw +weak conscience, ye sin against (T_T) C-Chwist. + +8-8:13 Whewefowe, if meat make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew to offend, I wiww e-eat nyo fwesh +whiwe t-the wowwd standeth, west I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew to offend. + +9:1 Am I nyot an apostwe? am I nyot fwee? have I nyot s-seen ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist +ouw Wowd? awe nyot ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowk in t-the Wowd? (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 If I be nyot an apostwe +u-unto othews, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet doubtwess I am to you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-seaw of minye +apostweship awe ye in t-the Wowd. + +9:3 M-Minye answew to t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do examinye m-me is this, 9:4 H-Have we nyot +p-powew to e-eat and to dwink? 9:5 H-Have we nyot p-powew to wead about a +sistew, a wife, as w-weww as othew apostwes, and as t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of t-the +W-Wowd, and Cephas? 9:6 Ow I onwy and B-Bawnyabas, have nyot we p-powew to +fowbeaw wowking? 9:7 Who goeth a wawfawe any time a-at his own (°ㅂ°╬) c-chawges? +who pwanteth a v-vinyeyawd, and eateth nyot of t-the fwuit theweof? ow who +feedeth a f-fwock, and eateth nyot of t-the miwk of t-the fwock? 9:8 Say I +these things as a man? ow saith nyot t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw t-the same awso? 9:9 Fow it +is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, T-Thou shawt nyot muzzwe t-the mouth of t-the +(=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox that tweadeth out t-the cown. Doth God o(>ω<)o t-take cawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow oxen? (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Ow +saith he it awtogethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw sakes? Fow ouw sakes, nyo d-doubt, this is +wwitten: that he that pwoweth shouwd (✯◡✯) p-pwow in hope; and that he that +t-thwesheth in hope shouwd be p-pawtakew of his hope. + +9-9:11 If we have sown u-unto you \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw things, is it a gweat t-thing if +we shaww w-weap youw cawnyaw (o^▽^o) t-things? 9:12 If othews be pawtakews of this +p-powew o-ovew y-you, awe nyot we wathew? Nyevewthewess we have nyot used this +powew; but s-suffew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, west we shouwd hindew t-the gospew of +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +9:13 Do ye nyot knyow that they which m-minyistew about h-howy things wive of +t-the things of t-the tempwe? and they which wait a-at t-the awtaw awe +pawtakews with t-the a-awtaw? 9-9:14 Even so hath t-the Wowd o-owdainyed that +they which pweach t-the gospew shouwd wive of t-the gospew. + +9:15 But I have used nyonye of these things: nyeithew have I wwitten +these things, that it shouwd be so donye u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it wewe bettew +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to die, than that any man shouwd make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowying void. + +9:16 Fow t-though I pweach t-the gospew, I have nyothing to gwowy o-of: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +nyecessity is w-waid upon m-me; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (-_-) *twerks* w-woe is u-unto me, if I pweach nyot t-the +gospew! 9:17 Fow if I (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing wiwwingwy, I have a (・_・ヾ w-wewawd: but +if against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wiww, a dispensation of t-the gospew is committed u-unto me. + +9:18 What is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wewawd then? Vewiwy that, when I pweach t-the gospew, I +may make t-the gospew of Chwist without c-chawge, that I abuse nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +p-powew in t-the gospew. + +9:19 Fow t-though I be fwee fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have I m-made mysewf sewvant +u-unto a-aww, that I m-might gain t-the mowe. + +9:20 And u-unto t-the Jews I became as a J-Jew, that I m-might gain t-the Jews; +to t-them that awe undew t-the w-waw, as undew t-the w-waw, that I m-might gain +t-them that awe undew t-the waw; 9:21 To t-them that awe without w-waw, as +without w-waw, (being nyot without (☆▽☆) w-waw to G-God, but undew t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw to +Chwist,) that I m-might gain t-them that awe without waw. + +9:22 To t-the weak became I as weak, that I m-might gain t-the weak: I am +m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, that I m-might by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww means s-save some. + +9:23 And this I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gospew's sake, that I m-might be p-pawtakew +theweof with you. + +9:24 K-Knyow ye nyot that they which w-wun in a wace w-wun a-aww, but onye +weceiveth t-the pwize? S-So wun, that ye may o-obtain. + +9:25 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that stwiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the m-mastewy is t-tempewate in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things. Nyow they (^-^*)/ d-do it to obtain a cowwuptibwe cwown; but we an +incowwuptibwe. + +9:26 I thewefowe so wun, nyot as u-uncewtainwy; so fight I, nyot as onye +that beateth t-the a-aiw: 9:27 But I keep undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-body, and bwing it into +s-subjection: west that by any means, when I have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached to othews, I +mysewf shouwd be a castaway. + +10:1 Moweovew, bwethwen, I w-wouwd nyot that ye shouwd be ignyowant, how +that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw f-fathews wewe undew t-the c-cwoud, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww passed thwough t-the +sea; 1-10:2 And wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww baptized u-unto Moses in t-the cwoud and in t-the +sea; 10:3 And did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww e-eat t-the same \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw meat; 10:4 And did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +dwink t-the same \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw dwink: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they d-dwank of that \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw Wock +that f-fowwowed (=`ω´=) t-them: and that Wock w-was (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1-10:5 But with many of t-them God w-was nyot w-weww p-pweased: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe +ovewthwown in t-the wiwdewnyess. + +10:6 Nyow these things wewe ouw e-exampwes, to t-the intent we shouwd nyot +w-wust aftew eviw things, as they awso wusted. + +10:7 N-Nyeithew be ye idowatews, as wewe s-some of t-them; as it is wwitten, +The peopwe sat down to e-eat and dwink, and w-wose up to p-pway. + +10:8 N-Nyeithew wet us commit f-fownyication, as s-some of t-them committed, and +feww in onye day thwee and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand. + +10:9 N-Nyeithew wet us t-tempt (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, as s-some of t-them awso tempted, and +wewe destwoyed of sewpents. + +10:10 N-Nyeithew m-muwmuw ye, as s-some of t-them awso muwmuwed, and wewe +destwoyed of t-the destwoyew. + +1-10:11 Nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things happenyed u-unto t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ensampwes: and they +awe wwitten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw admonyition, upon whom t-the ends of t-the wowwd awe +come. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Whewefowe wet him that thinketh he standeth o(>ω<)o t-take heed west he +faww. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Thewe hath nyo t-temptation taken you but such as is common to man: +but God is f-faithfuw, who wiww nyot s-suffew you to be tempted a-above that +ye awe abwe; but wiww with t-the t-temptation awso make a w-way to escape, +that ye may be abwe to beaw it. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Whewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my deawwy bewoved, fwee fwom idowatwy. + +10:15 I speak as to wise men; j-judge ye what I say. + +1-10:16 The cup of bwessing which we bwess, is it nyot t-the communyion of +t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Chwist? The bwead which we bweak, is it nyot t-the communyion +of t-the body of Chwist? 1-10:17 Fow we being many awe onye bwead, and onye +b-body: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pawtakews of that onye bwead. + +10:18 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd Iswaew aftew t-the fwesh: awe nyot they which e-eat of t-the +s-sacwifices pawtakews of t-the a-awtaw? 10:19 What say I then? that t-the +idow is any thing, ow that which is offewed in sacwifice to idows is +any thing? (・_・ヾ 1-10:20 But I say, that t-the things which t-the G-Gentiwes +sacwifice, they sacwifice to ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and nyot to G-God: and I w-wouwd nyot +that ye shouwd have fewwowship with deviws. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Ye c-cannyot dwink t-the cup of t-the W-Wowd, and t-the cup of deviws: ye +c-cannyot be pawtakews of t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's tabwe, and of t-the tabwe of deviws. + +10:22 Do we pwovoke t-the Wowd to (✯◡✯) j-jeawousy? awe we stwongew than o(>< )o h-he? +1-10:23 Aww things awe wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe nyot expedient: +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things edify n-nyot. + +10:24 Wet nyo man seek his own, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-anyothew's weawth. + +10:25 W-Whatsoevew is sowd in t-the s-shambwes, that eat, asking nyo question +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow conscience sake: 10:26 Fow t-the eawth is t-the Wowd's, and t-the +fuwnyess t-theweof. + +10:27 If any of t-them that bewieve nyot bid you to a f-feast, and ye be +disposed to go; whatsoevew is s-set befowe y-you, eat, asking nyo question +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow conscience sake. + +1-10:28 But if any man say u-unto y-you, This is offewed in sacwifice u-unto +idows, e-eat nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sake that shewed it, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow conscience sake: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eawth is t-the Wowd's, and t-the fuwnyess theweof: 10:29 +C-Conscience, I say, nyot thinye own, but of t-the othew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +w-wibewty judged of anyothew man's conscience? 10:30 Fow if I by gwace +be a pawtakew, why am I eviw spoken of (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which I g-give +thanks? 10:31 Whethew thewefowe ye eat, ow dwink, ow whatsoevew ye +do, (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to t-the gwowy of God. + +10:32 Give nyonye offence, nyeithew to t-the Jews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the G-Gentiwes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +to t-the chuwch of G-God: 10:33 Even as I pwease (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, +nyot seeking minye own pwofit, but t-the pwofit of many, that they may be +saved. + +11:1 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye fowwowews of me, even as I awso am of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +11:2 Nyow I pwaise y-you, bwethwen, that ye (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew m-me in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, +and keep t-the owdinyances, as I dewivewed t-them to you. + +11:3 But I w-wouwd have you knyow, that t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man is Chwist; +and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the woman is t-the man; and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Chwist is God. + +11:4 Evewy man pwaying ow pwophesying, h-having his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, +dishonyouweth his head. + +11:5 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman that p-pwayeth ow pwophesieth with hew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head +u-uncovewed dishonyouweth hew head: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye as if she +wewe shaven. + +11:6 Fow if t-the woman be nyot ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, wet hew awso be shown: but if it +be a shame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a woman to be s-shown ow shaven, wet hew be covewed. + +11:7 Fow a man indeed ought nyot to covew his head, fowasmuch as he is +t-the i-image and gwowy of G-God: but t-the woman is t-the gwowy of t-the m-man. + +11:8 Fow t-the man is nyot of t-the woman: but t-the woman of t-the m-man. + +11:9 N-Nyeithew w-was t-the man cweated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the woman; but t-the woman (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +m-man. + +11:10 Fow this c-cause ought t-the woman to have p-powew on hew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head because +of t-the angews. + +11:11 Nyevewthewess nyeithew is t-the man without t-the woman, nyeithew t-the +woman without t-the ^.^ m-man, in t-the Wowd. + +11:12 Fow as t-the woman is of t-the ^.^ m-man, even so is t-the man awso by t-the +woman; but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things of God. + +11:13 Judge in youwsewves: is it c-comewy that a woman p-pway u-unto God +uncovewed? 11:14 Doth nyot even nyatuwe itsewf t-teach y-you, that, if a +man have wong haiw, it is a shame u-unto h-him? 11:15 But if a woman have +wong haiw, it is a gwowy to hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew haiw is given hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +covewing. + +11:16 But if any man seem to be (❤ω❤) c-contentious, we have nyo such custom, +nyeithew t-the chuwches of God. + +11:17 Nyow in this that I decwawe u-unto you I pwaise you nyot, that ye +come togethew nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bettew, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowse. + +11:18 Fow fiwst of a-aww, when ye come togethew in t-the c-chuwch, I h-heaw +that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be divisions among you; and I pawtwy bewieve it. + +11:19 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (* ^ ω ^) m-must be awso hewesies among y-you, that they which awe +a-appwoved may be m-made manyifest among you. + +11:20 When ye come togethew thewefowe into onye pwace, this is nyot to +e-eat t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's suppew. + +11:21 Fow in e-eating {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye taketh befowe othew his own ^-^ s-suppew: and +onye is hungwy, and anyothew is dwunken. + +11:22 W-What? have ye nyot houses to e-eat and to dwink in? ow despise ye +t-the chuwch of G-God, and shame t-them that have nyot? What shaww I say to +y-you? shaww I pwaise you in t-this? I pwaise you n-nyot. + +1-11:23 Fow I have weceived of t-the Wowd that which awso I dewivewed u-unto +y-you, That t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the same nyight in which he w-was betwayed took +bwead: 11:24 And when he h-had given thanks, he bwake it, and said, +T-Take, eat: this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-body, which is bwoken (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: this (^-^*)/ d-do in +w-wemembwance of me. + +11:25 Aftew t-the same m-mannyew awso he took t-the cup, when he h-had supped, +s-saying, This cup is t-the nyew testament in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwood: this (^-^*)/ d-do ye, as oft +as ye dwink it, in w-wemembwance of me. + +11:26 Fow as often as ye e-eat this bwead, and dwink this cup, ye (^-^*)/ d-do +s-shew t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's death tiww he come. + +11:27 Whewefowe w-whosoevew shaww e-eat this bwead, and dwink this cup of +t-the W-Wowd, unwowthiwy, shaww be g-guiwty of t-the body and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the +Wowd. + +11:28 But wet a man examinye himsewf, and so wet him e-eat of that bwead, +and dwink of that cup. + +1-11:29 Fow he that eateth and dwinketh unwowthiwy, eateth and dwinketh +damnyation to himsewf, nyot d-discewnying t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's body. + +11:30 Fow this c-cause many awe weak and sickwy among y-you, and many +sweep. + +11:31 Fow if we w-wouwd j-judge ouwsewves, we shouwd nyot be judged. + +11:32 But when we awe judged, we awe (o-_-o) c-chastenyed of t-the W-Wowd, that we +shouwd nyot be condemnyed with t-the wowwd. + +11:33 Whewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, when ye come togethew to eat, tawwy onye +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow anyothew. + +(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 And if any man h-hungew, wet him e-eat a-at home; that ye come nyot +togethew u-unto condemnyation. And t-the w-west wiww I s-set in owdew when I +come. + +12:1 Nyow c-concewnying \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw gifts, bwethwen, I w-wouwd nyot have you +ignyowant. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Ye knyow that ye wewe G-Gentiwes, cawwied away u-unto these dumb +idows, even as ye wewe wed. + +12:3 Whewefowe I g-give you to undewstand, that nyo man speaking by t-the +Spiwit of God cawweth ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus accuwsed: and that nyo man c-can say that +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the W-Wowd, but by t-the Howy Ghost. + +12:4 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe divewsities of gifts, but t-the same Spiwit. + +1-12:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe diffewences of adminyistwations, but t-the same Wowd. + +12:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe divewsities of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ o-opewations, but it is t-the same God +which w-wowketh (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in aww. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 But t-the manyifestation of t-the Spiwit is given to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to +pwofit withaw. + +12:8 Fow to onye is given by t-the Spiwit t-the wowd of wisdom; to anyothew +t-the wowd of k-knyowwedge by t-the same Spiwit; 12:9 To anyothew f-faith by t-the +same Spiwit; to anyothew t-the gifts of (☆ω☆) h-heawing by t-the same Spiwit; 12:10 +To anyothew t-the wowking of m-miwacwes; to anyothew pwophecy; to anyothew +d-discewnying of s-spiwits; to anyothew divews (＾▽＾') k-kinds of (o^ ^o) t-tongues; to anyothew +t-the i-intewpwetation of tongues: 1-12:11 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowketh that onye +and t-the sewfsame S-Spiwit, dividing to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man sevewawwy as he wiww. + +12:12 Fow as t-the body is o-onye, and hath many (´ ∀ ` *) m-membews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +membews of that onye b-body, being many, awe onye b-body: so awso is (T_T) C-Chwist. + +12:13 Fow by onye Spiwit awe we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww baptized into onye b-body, whethew we +be Jews ow G-Gentiwes, whethew we be bond ow fwee; and have b-been (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +m-made to dwink into onye Spiwit. + +12:14 Fow t-the body is nyot onye m-membew, but many. + +1-12:15 If t-the foot shaww say, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I am nyot t-the hand, I am nyot of +t-the body; is it thewefowe nyot of t-the body? 12:16 And if t-the eaw shaww +say, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I am nyot t-the eye, I am nyot of t-the body; is it thewefowe +nyot of t-the body? 12:17 If t-the w-whowe body wewe an eye, whewe wewe t-the +heawing? If t-the w-whowe wewe h-heawing, whewe wewe t-the smewwing? (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 +But nyow hath God s-set t-the membews {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them in t-the b-body, as it +hath pweased h-him. + +12:19 And if they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye m-membew, whewe wewe t-the body? 12:20 But +nyow awe they many (´ ∀ ` *) m-membews, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet but onye body. + +1-12:21 And t-the eye c-cannyot say u-unto t-the hand, I have nyo nyeed of t-thee: +(=`ω´=) n-nyow again t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head to t-the feet, I have nyo nyeed of you. + +12:22 Nyay, m-much mowe those membews of t-the b-body, which seem to be mowe +feebwe, awe nyecessawy: 12:23 And those membews of t-the b-body, which we +think to be w-wess honyouwabwe, upon these we bestow mowe abundant +honyouw; and ouw uncomewy pawts have mowe abundant comewinyess. + +12:24 Fow ouw c-comewy pawts have nyo nyeed: but God hath tempewed t-the +body togethew, h-having given mowe abundant honyouw to that pawt which +wacked. + +12:25 That (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be nyo schism in t-the body; but that t-the membews +shouwd have t-the same cawe onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow anyothew. + +12:26 And whethew onye membew suffew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the membews s-suffew with it; +ow onye membew be honyouwed, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the membews wejoice with it. + +12:27 Nyow ye awe t-the body of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and membews in p-pawticuwaw. + +12:28 And God hath s-set s-some in t-the c-chuwch, fiwst apostwes, secondawiwy +pwophets, thiwdwy teachews, aftew that miwacwes, t-then gifts of +heawings, (*^‿^*) h-hewps, g-govewnments, divewsities of tongues. + +12:29 Awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww apostwes? awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-pwophets? awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww teachews? awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +wowkews of m-miwacwes? 12:30 H-Have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gifts of heawing? (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +speak with (-ω-、) t-tongues? (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww intewpwet? 12:31 But covet eawnyestwy t-the +best gifts: and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-shew I u-unto you a mowe excewwent way. + +13:1 Though I speak with t-the t-tongues of men and of a-angews, and have +nyot chawity, I am become as sounding b-bwass, ow a tinkwing cymbaw. + +13:2 And t-though I have t-the gift of pwophecy, and undewstand (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +mystewies, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww knyowwedge; and t-though I have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faith, so that I +couwd w-wemove mountains, and have nyot chawity, I am nyothing. + +13:3 And t-though I bestow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goods to feed t-the poow, and t-though I +g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body to be buwnyed, and have nyot chawity, it pwofiteth m-me +nyothing. + +13:4 Chawity suffeweth w-wong, and is kind; chawity envieth n-nyot; chawity +vaunteth nyot (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, is nyot puffed up, 13:5 Doth nyot behave itsewf +unseemwy, seeketh nyot hew own, is nyot easiwy pwovoked, thinketh nyo +eviw; 13:6 Wejoiceth nyot in inyiquity, but (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth in t-the t-twuth; 13:7 +Beaweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, b-bewieveth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, hopeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, enduweth +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +13:8 Chawity nyevew faiweth: but whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be p-pwophecies, they +shaww faiw; whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be tongues, they shaww (ノωヽ) c-cease; whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +be knyowwedge, it shaww vanyish away. + +13:9 Fow we knyow in pawt, and we ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy in p-pawt. + +1-13:10 But when that which is pewfect is come, t-then that which is in +pawt shaww be donye away. + +1-13:11 When I w-was a chiwd, I spake as a chiwd, I undewstood as a chiwd, +I thought as a chiwd: but when I became a ^.^ m-man, I put away chiwdish +things. + +13:12 Fow nyow we s-see thwough a (=^‥^=) g-gwass, d-dawkwy; but t-then f-face to f-face: +nyow I knyow in p-pawt; but t-then shaww I knyow even as awso I am knyown. + +13:13 And nyow abideth faith, hope, chawity, these thwee; but t-the +gweatest of these is chawity. + +14:1 Fowwow aftew chawity, and d-desiwe \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw gifts, but wathew that +ye may pwophesy. + +14:2 Fow he that s-speaketh in an unknyown tongue s-speaketh nyot u-unto men, +but u-unto G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo man undewstandeth h-him; h-howbeit in t-the spiwit he +s-speaketh mystewies. + +14:3 But he that pwophesieth s-speaketh u-unto men to e-edification, and +exhowtation, and comfowt. + +14:4 He that s-speaketh in an unknyown tongue edifieth himsewf; but he +that pwophesieth edifieth t-the chuwch. + +1-14:5 I w-wouwd that ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww spake with t-tongues but wathew that ye +pwophesied: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweatew is he that pwophesieth than he that s-speaketh +with tongues, except he intewpwet, that t-the chuwch may weceive +(;;;*_*) e-edifying. + +14:6 Nyow, bwethwen, if I come u-unto you speaking with tongues, what +shaww I pwofit y-you, except I shaww speak to you eithew by wevewation, +ow by knyowwedge, ow by pwophesying, ow by doctwinye? 14:7 And even +things without wife giving sound, whethew pipe ow h-hawp, except they +g-give a distinction in t-the s-sounds, how shaww it be knyown what is piped +ow hawped? 14:8 Fow if t-the twumpet g-give an u-uncewtain sound, who shaww +p-pwepawe himsewf to t-the battwe? 14:9 S-So wikewise ye, except ye uttew +by t-the tongue w-wowds easy to be undewstood, how shaww it be knyown what +is o(>< )o s-spoken? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww speak into t-the aiw. + +14:10 Thewe a-awe, it may be, so many (＾▽＾') k-kinds of v-voices in t-the wowwd, and +nyonye of t-them is without signyification. + +14:11 Thewefowe if I knyow nyot t-the meanying of t-the voice, I shaww be +u-unto him that s-speaketh a bawbawian, and he that s-speaketh shaww be a +bawbawian u-unto me. + +1-14:12 Even so ye, fowasmuch as ye awe z-zeawous of \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw gifts, seek +that ye may excew to t-the edifying of t-the chuwch. + +14:13 Whewefowe wet him that s-speaketh in an unknyown tongue p-pway that +he may intewpwet. + +14:14 Fow if I p-pway in an unknyown tongue, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit pwayeth, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +undewstanding is u-unfwuitfuw. + +1-14:15 What is it then? I wiww p-pway with t-the spiwit, and I wiww p-pway +with t-the undewstanding awso: I wiww sing with t-the spiwit, and I wiww +sing with t-the undewstanding awso. + +14:16 Ewse when t-thou shawt bwess with t-the spiwit, how shaww he that +o-occupieth t-the woom of t-the unweawnyed say Amen a-at thy giving of thanks, +seeing he undewstandeth nyot what t-thou s-sayest? 14:17 Fow t-thou vewiwy +(*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest thanks weww, but t-the othew is nyot edified. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 I thank o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I speak with t-tongues mowe than ye aww: 1-14:19 Y-Yet +in t-the chuwch I h-had wathew speak five w-wowds with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my u-undewstanding, +that by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice I m-might t-teach othews awso, than t-ten t-thousand w-wowds in +an unknyown tongue. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 Bwethwen, be nyot chiwdwen in ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: h-howbeit in (T_T) m-mawice be +ye c-chiwdwen, but in undewstanding be m-men. + +1-14:21 In t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw it is wwitten, With men of othew t-tongues and othew +w-wips wiww I speak u-unto this peopwe; and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wiww they nyot +h-heaw me, saith t-the WOWD. + +14:22 Whewefowe t-tongues awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sign, nyot to t-them that b-bewieve, but +to t-them that bewieve nyot: but pwophesying (・_・ヾ s-sewveth nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that +bewieve nyot, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them which bewieve. + +14:23 If thewefowe t-the w-whowe chuwch be come togethew into onye pwace, +and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww speak with tongues, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come in those that awe +unweawnyed, ow unbewievews, wiww they nyot say that ye awe m-mad? 14:24 +But if (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwophesy, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come in onye that b-bewieveth nyot, ow onye +unweawnyed, he is convinced of a-aww, he is judged of aww: 14:25 And thus +awe t-the secwets of his heawt m-made manyifest; and so fawwing down on his +f-face he wiww w-wowship G-God, and wepowt that God is in you of a twuth. + +14:26 How is it then, (＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? when ye come togethew, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of +you hath a psawm, hath a doctwinye, hath a tongue, hath a wevewation, +hath an intewpwetation. Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things be donye u-unto (;;;*_*) e-edifying. + +14:27 If any man speak in an unknyown tongue, wet it be by two, ow a-at +t-the most by thwee, and that by couwse; and wet onye intewpwet. + +14:28 But if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo intewpwetew, wet him keep siwence in t-the +chuwch; and wet him speak to himsewf, and to God. + +14:29 Wet t-the pwophets speak two ow thwee, and wet t-the othew judge. + +14:30 If any t-thing be weveawed to anyothew that sitteth by, wet t-the +fiwst h-howd his p-peace. + +14:31 Fow ye may (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy onye by o-onye, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww may weawn, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +may be comfowted. + +14:32 And t-the s-spiwits of t-the pwophets awe subject to t-the pwophets. + +14:33 Fow God is nyot t-the authow of (O.O) *hugs tightly* c-confusion, but of p-peace, as in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +chuwches of t-the saints. + +1-14:34 Wet youw w-women keep siwence in t-the chuwches: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is nyot +pewmitted u-unto t-them to s-speak; but they awe commanded to be undew +obedience as awso saith t-the waw. + +14:35 And if they wiww weawn any thing, wet t-them ask theiw husbands a-at +h-home: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a shame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-women to speak in t-the chuwch. + +14:36 W-What? came t-the wowd of God out fwom y-you? ow came it u-unto you +onwy? 14:37 If any man think himsewf to be a pwophet, ow s-spiwituaw, +wet him acknyowwedge that t-the things that I wwite u-unto you awe t-the +c-commandments of t-the Wowd. + +1-14:38 But if any man be ignyowant, wet him be ignyowant. + +14:39 Whewefowe, bwethwen, covet to pwophesy, and fowbid nyot to speak +with tongues. + +(*^‿^*) 1-14:40 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things be donye decentwy and in owdew. + +15:1 Moweovew, bwethwen, I decwawe u-unto you t-the gospew which I +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto y-you, which awso ye have weceived, and whewein ye stand; +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 By which awso ye awe saved, if ye keep in memowy what I (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached +u-unto y-you, unwess ye have bewieved in vain. + +1-15:3 Fow I dewivewed u-unto you fiwst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that which I awso weceived, +how that Chwist died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw s-sins a-accowding to t-the scwiptuwes; :3 1-15:4 +And that he w-was b-buwied, and that he w-wose again t-the thiwd day a-accowding +to t-the s-scwiptuwes: 1-15:5 And that he w-was s-seen of Cephas, t-then of t-the +twewve: 15:6 Aftew that, he w-was s-seen of a-above five hundwed (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen a-at +(＃`Д´) o-once; of whom t-the gweatew pawt wemain u-unto this pwesent, but s-some awe +f-fawwen asweep. + +15:7 Aftew that, he w-was s-seen of James; t-then of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the apostwes. + +15:8 And wast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww he w-was s-seen of m-me awso, as of onye bown out of d-due +^w^ t-time. + +15:9 Fow I am t-the weast of t-the apostwes, that am nyot meet to be cawwed +an apostwe, because I pewsecuted t-the chuwch of God. + +15:10 But by t-the gwace of God I am what I am: and his gwace which w-was +b-bestowed upon m-me w-was nyot in vain; but I wabouwed mowe abundantwy than +they aww: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot I, but t-the gwace of God which w-was with me. + +15:11 Thewefowe whethew it wewe I ow they, so we pweach, and so ye +bewieved. + +15:12 Nyow if Chwist be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached that he w-wose fwom t-the dead, how say +s-some among you that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wesuwwection of t-the dead? 1-15:13 But +if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo wesuwwection of t-the dead, t-then is Chwist nyot wisen: +15:14 And if Chwist be nyot wisen, t-then is ouw pweaching vain, and youw +f-faith is awso vain. + +15:15 Yea, and we awe f-found f-fawse witnyesses of God; because we have +testified of God that he waised up Chwist: whom he waised nyot up, if +so be that t-the dead (☆ω☆) w-wise n-nyot. + +15:16 Fow if t-the dead (☆ω☆) w-wise nyot, t-then is nyot Chwist waised: 15:17 And +if Chwist be nyot waised, youw f-faith is vain; ye awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in youw sins. + +15:18 T-Then they awso which awe f-fawwen asweep in Chwist awe pewished. + +1-15:19 If in this wife onwy we have hope in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, we awe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men +most misewabwe. + +1-15:20 But nyow is Chwist wisen fwom t-the dead, and become t-the +fiwstfwuits of t-them that (＞ｍ＜) s-swept. + +15:21 Fow since by man came d-death, by man came awso t-the wesuwwection +of t-the dead. + +15:22 Fow as in Adam (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww die, even so in Chwist shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be m-made +awive. + +1-15:23 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his own owdew: Chwist t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) f-fiwstfwuits; +aftewwawd they that awe Chwist's a-at his coming. + +1-15:24 T-Then cometh t-the end, when he shaww have dewivewed up t-the kingdom +to G-God, even t-the F-Fathew; when he shaww have put down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wuwe and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +a-authowity and powew. + +15:25 Fow he (* ^ ω ^) m-must weign, tiww he hath put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww enyemies undew his feet. + +15:26 The wast enyemy that shaww be destwoyed is death. + +15:27 Fow he hath put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things undew his feet. But when he saith (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things awe put undew him, it is manyifest that he is excepted, which +did put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things undew h-him. + +{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things shaww be subdued u-unto him, t-then shaww t-the +S-Son awso himsewf be subject u-unto him that put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things undew him, +that God may be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in aww. + +;;w;; 1-15:29 Ewse what shaww they (^-^*)/ d-do which awe baptized (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead, if t-the +dead (☆ω☆) w-wise nyot a-at aww? why awe they t-then baptized (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead? 15:30 +And why stand we in jeopawdy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (=①ω①=) h-houw? 15:31 I pwotest by youw +w-wejoicing which I have in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw WOWD, I die daiwy. + +15:32 If aftew t-the m-mannyew of men I have fought with b-beasts a-at E-Ephesus, +what (❤ω❤) a-advantageth it me, if t-the dead (☆ω☆) w-wise nyot? wet us e-eat and dwink; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to mowwow we die. + +1-15:33 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot deceived: eviw communyications cowwupt g-good mannyews. + +15:34 Awake to wighteousnyess, and sin n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-some have nyot t-the +k-knyowwedge of G-God: I speak this to youw shame. + +1-15:35 But s-some man wiww say, How awe t-the dead waised u-up? and with what +body (^-^*)/ d-do they come? 1-15:36 T-Thou foow, that which t-thou sowest is nyot +quickenyed, except it die: 1-15:37 And that which t-thou sowest, t-thou +sowest nyot that body that shaww be, but bawe gwain, it may chance of +wheat, ow of s-some othew gwain: 1-15:38 But God giveth it a body as it +hath pweased him, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy seed his own body. + +15:39 Aww fwesh is nyot t-the same fwesh: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye kind of fwesh +of men, anyothew fwesh of beasts, anyothew of fishes, and anyothew of +biwds. + +1-15:40 Thewe awe awso cewestiaw bodies, and bodies t-tewwestwiaw: but t-the +gwowy of t-the cewestiaw is o-onye, and t-the gwowy of t-the tewwestwiaw is +anyothew. + +15:41 Thewe is onye gwowy of t-the sun, and anyothew gwowy of t-the moon, +and anyothew gwowy of t-the staws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye staw diffeweth fwom anyothew +staw in gwowy. + +15:42 S-So awso is t-the wesuwwection of t-the dead. I-It is sown in +cowwuption; it is waised in i-incowwuption: 15:43 I-It is sown in +d-dishonyouw; it is waised in gwowy: it is sown in weaknyess; it is waised +in powew: 15:44 I-It is sown a n-nyatuwaw body; it is waised a \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw +body. Thewe is a n-nyatuwaw b-body, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw body. + +15:45 And so it is wwitten, The fiwst man Adam w-was m-made a wiving s-souw; +t-the wast Adam w-was m-made a (o^ ^o)/ q-quickenying spiwit. + +15:46 Howbeit that w-was nyot fiwst which is s-spiwituaw, but that which is +nyatuwaw; and aftewwawd that which is (=^･ｪ･^=) s-spiwituaw. + +15:47 The fiwst man is of t-the eawth, eawthy; t-the second man is t-the +Wowd fwom heaven. + +1-15:48 As is t-the eawthy, such awe they awso that awe e-eawthy: and as is +t-the heavenwy, such awe they awso that awe heavenwy. + +1-15:49 And as we have (￣ω￣) b-bownye t-the i-image of t-the eawthy, we shaww awso beaw +t-the i-image of t-the heavenwy. + +15:50 Nyow this I say, bwethwen, that fwesh and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood c-cannyot i-inhewit +t-the kingdom of God; nyeithew doth cowwuption i-inhewit incowwuption. + +15:51 Behowd, I s-shew you a mystewy; We shaww nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sweep, but we +shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be changed, 1-15:52 In a moment, in t-the twinkwing of an eye, +a-at t-the wast twump: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twumpet shaww sound, and t-the dead shaww be +waised incowwuptibwe, and we shaww be changed. + +15:53 Fow this cowwuptibwe (* ^ ω ^) m-must put on incowwuption, and this mowtaw +(* ^ ω ^) m-must put on immowtawity. + +15:54 S-So when this cowwuptibwe shaww have put on incowwuption, and +this mowtaw shaww have put on immowtawity, t-then shaww be b-bwought to +pass t-the saying that is wwitten, Death is swawwowed up in victowy. + +15:55 O-O d-death, whewe is thy sting? O-O gwave, whewe is thy victowy? +15:56 The sting of death is sin; and t-the stwength of sin is t-the waw. + +15:57 But thanks be to G-God, which giveth us t-the victowy thwough ouw +Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +15:58 Thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved bwethwen, be ye stedfast, unmoveabwe, +awways (T_T) a-abounding in t-the wowk of t-the W-Wowd, fowasmuch as ye knyow that +youw wabouw is nyot in vain in t-the Wowd. + +16:1 Nyow c-concewnying t-the cowwection (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the saints, as I have given +owdew to t-the chuwches of G-Gawatia, even so (^-^*)/ d-do OwO y-ye. + +16:2 Upon t-the fiwst day of t-the week wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you way by him in +s-stowe, as God hath pwospewed him, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) g-gathewings when I +come. + +16:3 And when I come, w-whomsoevew ye shaww appwove by youw w-wettews, +t-them wiww I send to bwing youw wibewawity u-unto Jewusawem. + +16:4 And if it be meet that I go awso, they shaww go with me. + +16:5 Nyow I wiww come u-unto y-you, when I shaww pass thwough Macedonyia: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I (^-^*)/ d-do pass thwough M-Macedonyia. + +1-16:6 And it may be that I wiww abide, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and wintew with y-you, that +ye may bwing m-me on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jouwnyey whithewsoevew I go. + +16:7 Fow I wiww nyot s-see you nyow by t-the way; but I t-twust to tawwy a +whiwe with y-you, if t-the Wowd pewmit. + +16:8 But I wiww tawwy a-at Ephesus untiw Pentecost. + +1-16:9 Fow a gweat doow and effectuaw is openyed u-unto me, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe +many advewsawies. + +1-16:10 Nyow if Timotheus come, s-see that he may be with you without feaw: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-wowketh t-the wowk of t-the W-Wowd, as I awso do. + +16:11 Wet nyo man thewefowe despise him: but conduct him fowth in +p-peace, that he may come u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him with t-the bwethwen. + +1-16:12 As touching ouw b-bwothew Apowwos, I gweatwy desiwed him to come +u-unto you with t-the b-bwethwen: but his wiww w-was nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to come a-at +this time; but he wiww come when he shaww have convenyient ^w^ t-time. + +16:13 Watch ye, stand fast in t-the faith, quit you w-wike men, be s-stwong. + +1-16:14 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw things be donye with chawity. + +xDD 1-16:15 I b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, (-(ye knyow t-the house of Stephanyas, that +it is t-the fiwstfwuits of A-Achaia, and that they have addicted +themsewves to t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy of t-the saints,) 16:16 That ye submit +youwsewves u-unto such, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that hewpeth with u-us, and +wabouweth. + +1-16:17 I am gwad of t-the coming of (つ≧▽≦)つ S-Stephanyas and Fowtunyatus and +Achaicus: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which w-was w-wacking on youw pawt they have suppwied. + +1-16:18 Fow they have wefweshed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit and youw's: thewefowe +acknyowwedge ye t-them that awe such. + +16:19 The chuwches of Asia sawute you. Aquiwa and P-Pwisciwwa sawute you +m-much in t-the W-Wowd, with t-the chuwch that is in theiw house. + +16:20 Aww t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet you. Gweet ye onye anyothew with +an h-howy kiss. + +16:21 The sawutation of m-me Pauw with minye own ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +16:22 If any man wove nyot t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, wet him be +Anyathema (;;;*_*) M-Mawanyatha. + +1-16:23 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you. + +16:24 My wove be with you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in Chwist Jesus. A-Amen. + + + + +The S-Second Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Cowinthians + + +1:1 Pauw, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist by t-the wiww of G-God, and Timothy +ouw bwothew, u-unto t-the chuwch of God which is a-at Cowinth, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +saints which awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (⌒▽⌒)☆ A-Achaia: 1:2 Gwace be to you and peace fwom God +ouw Fathew, and fwom t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:3 Bwessed be G-God, even t-the Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the +Fathew of mewcies, and t-the God of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww comfowt; 1:4 Who comfowteth us +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw twibuwation, that we may be abwe to comfowt t-them which awe +in any twoubwe, by t-the comfowt whewewith we ouwsewves awe c-comfowted of +God. + +1:5 Fow as t-the suffewings of Chwist abound in u-us, so ouw consowation +awso (=^･ｪ･^=) *pokes you* a-aboundeth by (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1-1:6 And whethew we be a-affwicted, it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw consowation and +sawvation, which is effectuaw in t-the enduwing of t-the same suffewings +which we awso s-suffew: ow whethew we be comfowted, it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw +consowation and s-sawvation. + +1:7 And ouw hope of you is stedfast, knyowing, that as ye awe pawtakews +of t-the suffewings, so shaww ye be awso of t-the consowation. + +1:8 Fow we w-wouwd nyot, bwethwen, have you i-ignyowant of ouw twoubwe which +came to us in Asia, that we wewe pwessed out of m-measuwe, a-above +stwength, i-insomuch that we d-despaiwed even of wife: 1-1:9 But we h-had t-the +sentence of death in ouwsewves, that we shouwd nyot t-twust in ouwsewves, +but in God which waiseth t-the dead: 1:10 Who dewivewed us fwom so gweat +a d-death, and doth d-dewivew: in whom we t-twust that he wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet d-dewivew +us; 1:11 Ye awso h-hewping togethew by pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gift +b-bestowed upon us by t-the means of many p-pewsons thanks may be given by +many on ouw behawf. + +1:12 Fow ouw w-wejoicing is this, t-the t-testimony of ouw conscience, that +in s-simpwicity and g-godwy s-sincewity, nyot with fweshwy wisdom, but by t-the +gwace of G-God, we have h-had ouw c-convewsation in t-the wowwd, and mowe +abundantwy to you-wawd. + +1:13 Fow we wwite nyonye othew things u-unto y-you, than what ye wead ow +(o´∀`o) a-acknyowwedge; and I t-twust ye shaww acknyowwedge even to t-the end; 1:14 As +awso ye have acknyowwedged us in pawt, that we awe youw wejoicing, even +as ye awso awe ouw's in t-the day of t-the Wowd Jesus. + +1:15 And in this confidence I w-was minded to come u-unto you b-befowe, that +ye m-might have a second benyefit; 1:16 And to pass by you into +M-Macedonyia, and to come again out of M-Macedonyia u-unto y-you, and of you to +be b-bwought on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way towawd Judaea. + +1:17 When I thewefowe w-was thus minded, did I use wightnyess? ow t-the +things that I puwpose, (^-^*)/ d-do I puwpose a-accowding to t-the f-fwesh, that with +m-me (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be yea (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and nyay nyay? 1:18 But as God is twue, ouw +wowd towawd you w-was nyot yea and nyay. + +1:19 Fow t-the S-Son of G-God, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who w-was (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached among you by +u-us, even by m-me and Siwvanyus and Timotheus, w-was nyot yea and nyay, but in +him w-was yea. + +1:20 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwomises of God in him awe (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and in him Amen, u-unto +t-the gwowy of God by us. + +1-1:21 Nyow he which s-stabwisheth us with you in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and hath anyointed +u-us, is God; 1:22 Who hath awso seawed u-us, and given t-the e-eawnyest of t-the +Spiwit in ouw heawts. + +1:23 Moweovew I caww God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wecowd upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, that to spawe you +I came nyot as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet u-unto (´ ω `♡) C-Cowinth. + +1-1:24 Nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that we have dominyion o-ovew youw faith, but awe hewpews of +youw joy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by f-faith ye stand. + +2:1 But I detewminyed this with mysewf, that I w-wouwd nyot come again to +you in heavinyess. + +2:2 Fow if I make you s-sowwy, who is he t-then that m-maketh m-me g-gwad, but +t-the same which is m-made sowwy by m-me? 2-2:3 And I wwote this same u-unto +y-you, w-west, when I came, I shouwd have sowwow fwom t-them of whom I ought +to w-wejoice; h-having confidence in you a-aww, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy is t-the joy of +you aww. + +2:4 Fow out of m-much affwiction and a-anguish of heawt I wwote u-unto you +with many teaws; nyot that ye shouwd be gwieved, but that ye m-might knyow +t-the wove which I have mowe abundantwy u-unto you. + +2-2:5 But if any have caused gwief, he hath nyot g-gwieved me, but in pawt: +that I may nyot ovewchawge you aww. + +2:6 Sufficient to such a man is this punyishment, which w-was infwicted +of many. + +2-2:7 S-So that contwawiwise ye ought wathew to fowgive him, and comfowt +him, west pewhaps such a onye shouwd be swawwowed up with ovewmuch +\(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. + +2:8 Whewefowe I b-beseech you that ye w-wouwd ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm youw wove towawd +h-him. + +2-2:9 Fow to this end awso did I wwite, that I m-might knyow t-the p-pwoof of +y-you, whethew ye be xDD o-obedient in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +2:10 To whom ye fowgive any thing, I fowgive awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if I f-fowgave +any thing, to whom I f-fowgave it, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes f-fowgave I it in t-the +pewson of Chwist; 2-2:11 West Satan shouwd get an advantage of us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +we awe nyot i-ignyowant of his d-devices. + +2:12 Fuwthewmowe, when I came to T-Twoas to pweach Chwist's gospew, and +a doow w-was openyed u-unto m-me of t-the W-Wowd, (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 I h-had nyo w-west in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +spiwit, because I f-found nyot Titus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew: but taking o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weave of +t-them, I went fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence into M-Macedonyia. + +2:14 Nyow thanks be u-unto G-God, which awways causeth us to t-twiumph in +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and m-maketh manyifest t-the savouw of his k-knyowwedge by us in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +pwace. + +2:15 Fow we awe u-unto God a sweet savouw of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, in t-them that awe +saved, and in t-them that pewish: 2:16 To t-the onye we awe t-the savouw of +death u-unto death; and to t-the othew t-the savouw of wife u-unto wife. And +who is sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these (o^▽^o) t-things? 2:17 Fow we awe nyot as many, +which cowwupt t-the wowd of G-God: but as of s-sincewity, but as of G-God, in +t-the sight of God speak we in (T_T) C-Chwist. + +3-3:1 Do we b-begin again to commend ouwsewves? ow nyeed ^w^ w-we, as s-some +othews, epistwes of commendation to y-you, ow wettews of commendation +fwom y-you? 3:2 Ye awe ouw epistwe wwitten in ouw heawts, knyown and +wead of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men: 3-3:3 Fowasmuch as ye awe manyifestwy d-decwawed to be t-the +epistwe of Chwist minyistewed by u-us, wwitten nyot with i-ink, but with t-the +Spiwit of t-the wiving God; nyot in tabwes of stonye, but in fweshy tabwes +of t-the heawt. + +3:4 And such t-twust have we thwough Chwist to God-wawd: 3:5 Nyot that we +awe sufficient of ouwsewves to think any t-thing as of ouwsewves; but +ouw sufficiency is of God; 3-3:6 Who awso hath m-made us abwe minyistews of +t-the nyew testament; nyot of t-the w-wettew, but of t-the spiwit: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +wettew k-kiwweth, but t-the spiwit giveth wife. + +3:7 But if t-the m-minyistwation of d-death, wwitten and engwaven in stonyes, +w-was g-gwowious, so that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew couwd nyot stedfastwy +(x_x)V b-behowd t-the f-face of Moses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of his countenyance; which gwowy +w-was to be donye (☆ω☆) a-away: 3:8 How shaww nyot t-the m-minyistwation of t-the spiwit +be wathew gwowious? 3-3:9 Fow if t-the m-minyistwation of condemnyation be +gwowy, m-much mowe doth t-the m-minyistwation of wighteousnyess exceed in +gwowy. + +3:10 Fow even that which w-was m-made gwowious h-had nyo gwowy in this +wespect, by w-weason of t-the gwowy that excewweth. + +3:11 Fow if that which is donye away w-was g-gwowious, m-much mowe that which +wemainyeth is gwowious. + +3:12 Seeing t-then that we have such hope, we use gweat p-pwainnyess of +speech: 3:13 And nyot as Moses, which put a vaiw o-ovew his face, that +t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew couwd nyot stedfastwy wook to t-the end of that +which is abowished: 3:14 But theiw m-minds wewe bwinded: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow untiw this +day wemainyeth t-the same vaiw untaken away in t-the weading of t-the o-owd +testament; which vaiw is donye away in (T_T) C-Chwist. + +3:15 But even u-unto this day, when Moses is wead, t-the vaiw is upon +theiw heawt. + +3:16 Nyevewthewess when it shaww tuwn to t-the W-Wowd, t-the vaiw shaww be +taken away. + +3:17 Nyow t-the Wowd is that Spiwit: and whewe t-the Spiwit of t-the Wowd is, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is wibewty. + +3:18 But we a-aww, with open f-face behowding as in a gwass t-the gwowy of +t-the W-Wowd, awe changed into t-the same i-image fwom gwowy to gwowy, even as +by t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD. + +4:1 Thewefowe seeing we have this minyistwy, as we have weceived m-mewcy, +we f-faint n-nyot; 4-4:2 But have wenyounced t-the ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden things of dishonyesty, +nyot wawking in cwaftinyess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow handwing t-the wowd of God deceitfuwwy; +but by manyifestation of t-the twuth c-commending ouwsewves to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's +conscience in t-the sight of God. + +4:3 But if ouw gospew be hid, it is hid to t-them that awe wost: 4-4:4 In +whom t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of this wowwd hath bwinded t-the m-minds of t-them which +bewieve nyot, west t-the wight of t-the gwowious gospew of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who is +t-the i-image of G-God, shouwd (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye u-unto them. + +4-4:5 Fow we pweach nyot ouwsewves, but Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the Wowd; and +ouwsewves youw (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jesus' sake. + +4:6 Fow G-God, who commanded t-the wight to (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye out of dawknyess, hath +shinyed in ouw heawts, to g-give t-the wight of t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the gwowy +of God in t-the f-face of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +4:7 But we have this tweasuwe in eawthen vessews, that t-the excewwency +of t-the p-powew may be of G-God, and nyot of us. + +4-4:8 We awe twoubwed on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot distwessed; we awe +pewpwexed, but nyot in d-despaiw; 4:9 P-Pewsecuted, but nyot fowsaken; cast +down, but nyot destwoyed; 4:10 Awways beawing about in t-the body t-the +dying of t-the Wowd Jesus, that t-the wife awso of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-might be m-made +manyifest in ouw body. + +4:11 Fow we which wive awe awway dewivewed u-unto death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jesus' sake, +that t-the wife awso of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-might be m-made manyifest in ouw mowtaw +;;w;; f-fwesh. + +4:12 S-So t-then death w-wowketh in u-us, but wife in you. + +4:13 We h-having t-the same spiwit of faith, a-accowding as it is wwitten, I +bewieved, and thewefowe have I spoken; we awso b-bewieve, and thewefowe +s-speak; 4:14 Knyowing that he which waised up t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shaww w-waise +up us awso by Jesus, and shaww pwesent us with you. + +4:15 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, that t-the abundant gwace m-might +thwough t-the thanksgiving of many wedound to t-the gwowy of God. + +4:16 Fow which c-cause we f-faint n-nyot; but t-though ouw (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd man pewish, +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the inwawd man is wenyewed day by d-day. + +4:17 Fow ouw wight a-affwiction, which is but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a moment, w-wowketh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +us a faw mowe exceeding and etewnyaw w-weight of gwowy; 4-4:18 Whiwe we +wook nyot a-at t-the things which awe seen, but a-at t-the things which awe nyot +seen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the things which awe s-seen awe tempowaw; but t-the things which +awe nyot s-seen awe etewnyaw. + +5:1 Fow we knyow that if ouw eawthwy house of this tabewnyacwe wewe +dissowved, we have a buiwding of G-God, an house nyot m-made with hands, +etewnyaw in t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. + +5-5:2 Fow in this we g-gwoan, eawnyestwy desiwing to be cwothed upon with +ouw house which is fwom heaven: 5:3 If so be that being cwothed we +shaww nyot be f-found nyaked. + +5:4 Fow we that awe in this tabewnyacwe (^-^*)/ d-do g-gwoan, being b-buwdenyed: nyot +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that we w-wouwd be uncwothed, but cwothed u-upon, that mowtawity m-might +be swawwowed up of wife. + +5:5 Nyow he that hath wwought us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewfsame t-thing is G-God, who +awso hath given u-unto us t-the e-eawnyest of t-the Spiwit. + +5:6 Thewefowe we awe awways confident, knyowing that, whiwst we awe a-at +home in t-the b-body, we awe absent fwom t-the Wowd: 5:7 (Fow we wawk by +faith, nyot by sight:) 5:8 We awe confident, I say, and wiwwing wathew +to be absent fwom t-the b-body, and to be pwesent with t-the Wowd. + +5:9 Whewefowe we wabouw, that, whethew pwesent ow a-absent, we may be +accepted of h-him. + +5:10 Fow we (* ^ ω ^) m-must (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww appeaw befowe t-the j-judgment seat of Chwist; that +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye may weceive t-the things donye in his b-body, a-accowding to that +he hath donye, whethew it be g-good ow b-bad. + +5:11 Knyowing thewefowe t-the tewwow of t-the W-Wowd, we pewsuade men; but we +awe m-made manyifest u-unto God; and I t-twust awso awe m-made manyifest in youw +consciences. + +5:12 Fow we commend nyot ouwsewves again u-unto y-you, but g-give you +occasion to gwowy on ouw behawf, that ye may have somewhat to answew +t-them which gwowy in appeawance, and nyot in heawt. + +5-5:13 Fow whethew we be beside ouwsewves, it is to G-God: ow whethew we +be sobew, it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw cause. + +5:14 Fow t-the wove of Chwist constwainyeth us; because we thus judge, +that if onye died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-aww, t-then wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dead: 5:15 And that he died +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-aww, that they which wive shouwd nyot hencefowth wive u-unto +themsewves, but u-unto him which died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and w-wose again. + +5:16 Whewefowe hencefowth knyow we nyo man aftew t-the fwesh: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-though +we have knyown Chwist aftew t-the f-fwesh, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyow hencefowth knyow we him +nyo mowe. + +5:17 Thewefowe if any man be in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, he is a nyew c-cweatuwe: o-owd +things awe passed away; b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe become nyew. + +5:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe of G-God, who hath weconciwed us to himsewf by +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and hath given to us t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy of w-weconciwiation; +5:19 To wit, that God w-was in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, w-weconciwing t-the wowwd u-unto +himsewf, nyot imputing theiw t-twespasses u-unto t-them; and hath committed +u-unto us t-the wowd of weconciwiation. + +5:20 Nyow t-then we awe (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, as t-though God did b-beseech +you by us: we p-pway you in Chwist's ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, be ye weconciwed to God. + +5:21 Fow he hath m-made him to be sin (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, who knyew nyo sin; that we +m-might be m-made t-the wighteousnyess of God in h-him. + +6-6:1 We then, as wowkews togethew with him, b-beseech you awso that ye +weceive nyot t-the gwace of God in vain. + +6:2 (Fow he saith, I have heawd thee in a time accepted, and in t-the +day of sawvation have I succouwed t-thee: b-behowd, nyow is t-the accepted +time; b-behowd, nyow is t-the day of sawvation.) 6:3 Giving nyo offence in +any thing, that t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy be nyot bwamed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 But in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things +appwoving ouwsewves as t-the minyistews of G-God, in m-much p-patience, in +affwictions, in n-nyecessities, in distwesses, 6:5 In stwipes, in +impwisonments, in tumuwts, in wabouws, in watchings, in fastings; 6:6 +By p-puwenyess, by knyowwedge, by wongsuffewing, by k-kindnyess, by t-the Howy +Ghost, by wove unfeignyed, 6:7 By t-the wowd of twuth, by t-the p-powew of +G-God, by t-the awmouw of wighteousnyess on t-the wight hand and on t-the weft, +6:8 By honyouw and dishonyouw, by eviw wepowt and g-good wepowt: as +deceivews, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet :3 t-twue; 6:9 As unknyown, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-weww k-knyown; as dying, +and, b-behowd, we wive; as chastenyed, and nyot kiwwed; 6:10 As sowwowfuw, +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awway (＃￣ω￣) w-wejoicing; as poow, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet making many wich; as h-having nyothing, +and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet possessing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +6:11 O-O ye Cowinthians, ouw mouth is open u-unto y-you, ouw heawt is +enwawged. + +6:12 Ye awe nyot stwaitenyed in u-us, but ye awe stwaitenyed in youw own +bowews. + +6:13 Nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wecompence in t-the s-same, (I speak as u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen,) +be ye awso enwawged. + +6:14 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye nyot unyequawwy yoked togethew with unbewievews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what +fewwowship hath wighteousnyess with unwighteousnyess? and what communyion +hath wight with d-dawknyess? 6:15 And what concowd hath Chwist with +B-Bewiaw? ow what pawt hath he that b-bewieveth with an infidew? (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And +what agweement hath t-the tempwe of God with idows? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe t-the +tempwe of t-the wiving God; as God hath said, I wiww dweww in t-them, and +wawk in t-them; and I wiww be theiw G-God, and they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. + +6-6:17 Whewefowe come out fwom among t-them, and be ye s-sepawate, saith t-the +W-Wowd, and touch nyot t-the uncwean thing; and I wiww weceive you. + +6:18 And wiww be a Fathew u-unto y-you, and ye shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sons and +(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, saith t-the Wowd Awmighty. + +7:1 ^w^ *screams* H-Having thewefowe these pwomises, deawwy bewoved, wet us cweanse +ouwsewves fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fiwthinyess of t-the fwesh and spiwit, p-pewfecting +howinyess in t-the f-feaw of God. + +7:2 Weceive us; we have wwonged nyo ^.^ m-man, we have c-cowwupted nyo ^.^ m-man, we +have defwauded nyo m-man. + +7-7:3 I speak nyot this to c-condemn you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have said b-befowe, that ye +awe in ouw (x_x)V h-heawts to die and wive with you. + +7:4 Gweat is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bowdnyess of speech towawd y-you, gweat is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowying of +you: I am fiwwed with comfowt, I am exceeding joyfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw +twibuwation. + +7:5 Fow, when we wewe come into M-Macedonyia, ouw fwesh h-had nyo west, but +we wewe twoubwed on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side; without wewe (--_--) *looks at you* f-fightings, within wewe +feaws. + +7:6 Nyevewthewess G-God, that comfowteth those that awe cast down, +c-comfowted us by t-the coming of Titus; 7-7:7 And nyot by his coming onwy, +but by t-the consowation whewewith he w-was c-comfowted in y-you, when he towd +us youw e-eawnyest desiwe, youw mouwnying, youw fewvent mind towawd m-me; so +that I w-wejoiced t-the mowe. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Fow t-though I m-made you sowwy with a w-wettew, I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot wepent, t-though +I did wepent: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I pewceive that t-the same epistwe hath m-made you +s-sowwy, t-though it wewe but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-season. + +7:9 Nyow I wejoice, nyot that ye wewe m-made s-sowwy, but that ye sowwowed +to wepentance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe m-made sowwy aftew a g-godwy m-mannyew, that ye +m-might weceive damage by us in nyothing. + +7:10 Fow g-godwy sowwow w-wowketh wepentance to sawvation nyot to be +wepented o-of: but t-the sowwow of t-the wowwd w-wowketh death. + +7:11 Fow (x_x)V b-behowd this sewfsame thing, that ye sowwowed aftew a g-godwy +sowt, what (*・ω・)ﾉ c-cawefuwnyess it wwought in y-you, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what c-cweawing of +youwsewves, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what i-indignyation, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what feaw, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what v-vehement +desiwe, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what zeaw, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what wevenge! In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things ye have +a-appwoved youwsewves to be ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw in this mattew. + +7:12 Whewefowe, t-though I wwote u-unto y-you, I did it nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-cause +that h-had donye t-the wwong, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-cause that suffewed wwong, but +that ouw cawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you in t-the sight of God m-might appeaw u-unto you. + +7:13 Thewefowe we wewe c-comfowted in youw c-comfowt: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and e-exceedingwy +t-the mowe joyed we (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the joy of (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, because his spiwit w-was +wefweshed by you aww. + +7:14 Fow if I have b-boasted any t-thing to him of y-you, I am nyot ashamed; +but as we spake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to you in twuth, even so ouw boasting, +which I m-made befowe (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, is f-found a twuth. + +7:15 And his inwawd affection is mowe abundant towawd y-you, whiwst he +w-wemembeweth t-the obedience of you a-aww, how with f-feaw and twembwing ye +weceived h-him. + +7:16 I wejoice thewefowe that I have confidence in you in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Moweovew, bwethwen, we (^-^*)/ d-do you to wit of t-the gwace of God b-bestowed +on t-the chuwches of Macedonyia; 8-8:2 How that in a gweat twiaw of +affwiction t-the a-abundance of theiw joy and theiw (☆▽☆) d-deep povewty abounded +u-unto t-the w-wiches of theiw wibewawity. + +8:3 Fow to theiw p-powew, I beaw wecowd, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and beyond theiw p-powew +they wewe wiwwing of themsewves; 8:4 ~(>_<~) *sweats* P-Pwaying us with m-much intweaty +that we w-wouwd weceive t-the gift, and o(>ω<)o t-take upon us t-the fewwowship of t-the +minyistewing to t-the saints. + +8-8:5 And this they did, nyot as we h-hoped, but fiwst gave theiw own +s-sewves to t-the W-Wowd, and u-unto us by t-the wiww of God. + +8:6 Insomuch that we desiwed (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, that as he h-had begun, so he w-wouwd +awso finyish in you t-the same gwace awso. + +8:7 Thewefowe, as ye abound in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thing, in faith, and uttewance, +and knyowwedge, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww diwigence, and in youw wove to u-us, s-see that +ye abound in this gwace awso. + +8:8 I speak nyot by c-commandment, but by occasion of t-the fowwawdnyess of +othews, and to pwove t-the s-sincewity of youw wove. + +8:9 Fow ye knyow t-the gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that, t-though he +w-was wich, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes he became poow, that ye thwough his +povewty m-might be w-wich. + +8-8:10 And hewein I g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my advice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is expedient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, who +have begun b-befowe, nyot onwy to do, but awso to be fowwawd a yeaw ago. + +8-8:11 Nyow thewefowe pewfowm t-the doing of it; that as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a +weadinyess to wiww, so (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be a pewfowmance awso out of that +which ye have. + +8:12 Fow if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be fiwst a wiwwing mind, it is accepted a-accowding to +that a man h-hath, and nyot a-accowding to that he hath n-nyot. + +8-8:13 Fow I mean nyot that othew men be eased, and ye b-buwdenyed: 8:14 But +by an equawity, that nyow a-at this time youw a-abundance may be a suppwy +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw want, that theiw a-abundance awso may be a suppwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw +want: that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be equawity: 8:15 As it is wwitten, He that h-had +gathewed m-much h-had nyothing ovew; and he that h-had gathewed ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe h-had nyo +wack. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 But thanks be to G-God, which put t-the same e-eawnyest cawe into t-the +heawt of Titus (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +8:17 Fow indeed he accepted t-the exhowtation; but being mowe fowwawd, +of his own accowd he went u-unto you. + +8-8:18 And we have sent with him t-the bwothew, whose pwaise is in t-the +gospew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ c-chuwches; 8-8:19 And nyot that onwy, but who +w-was awso chosen of t-the chuwches to twavew with us with this gwace, +which is adminyistewed by us to t-the gwowy of t-the same W-Wowd, and +decwawation of youw weady mind: 8:20 Avoiding this, that nyo man shouwd +bwame us in this a-abundance which is adminyistewed by us: 8-8:21 P-Pwoviding +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow honyest things, nyot onwy in t-the sight of t-the W-Wowd, but awso in t-the +sight of m-men. + +(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And we have sent with t-them ouw bwothew, whom we have oftentimes +pwoved d-diwigent in many things, but nyow m-much mowe diwigent, upon t-the +gweat confidence which I have in you. + +8:23 Whethew any (^-^*)/ d-do enquiwe of (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pawtnyew and +fewwowhewpew c-concewnying you: ow ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen be enquiwed of, they awe +t-the m-messengews of t-the chuwches, and t-the gwowy of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +8:24 Whewefowe s-shew ye to t-them, and befowe t-the chuwches, t-the p-pwoof of +youw wove, and of ouw boasting on youw behawf. + +9:1 Fow as touching t-the minyistewing to t-the saints, it is supewfwuous +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to wwite to you: (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Fow I knyow t-the fowwawdnyess of youw mind, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which I boast of you to t-them of M-Macedonyia, that Achaia w-was weady a +yeaw a-ago; and youw zeaw hath p-pwovoked vewy many. + +9:3 Y-Yet have I sent t-the bwethwen, west ouw boasting of you shouwd be +in vain in this b-behawf; that, as I said, ye may be weady: 9:4 West +╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* h-hapwy if they of M-Macedonyia come with me, and f-find you unpwepawed, we +(that we say nyot, ye) shouwd be a-ashamed in this same |･ω･) c-confident +b-boasting. + +9:5 Thewefowe I thought it nyecessawy to exhowt t-the bwethwen, that they +w-wouwd go befowe u-unto y-you, and make up befowehand youw bounty, wheweof +ye h-had nyotice b-befowe, that t-the same m-might be w-weady, as a mattew of +bounty, and nyot as of covetousnyess. + +9:6 But this I say, He which soweth spawingwy shaww w-weap awso +spawingwy; and he which soweth bountifuwwy shaww w-weap awso +bountifuwwy. + +9:7 Evewy man a-accowding as he puwposeth in his heawt, so wet him give; +nyot gwudgingwy, ow of nyecessity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God woveth a c-cheewfuw givew. + +9:8 And God is abwe to make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwace abound towawd you; that ye, +awways h-having (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sufficiency in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, may abound to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good +wowk: 9:9 (As it is wwitten, He hath d-dispewsed abwoad; he hath given +to t-the poow: his wighteousnyess wemainyeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Nyow he that minyisteweth seed to t-the sowew both m-minyistew bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +youw food, and m-muwtipwy youw seed sown, and incwease t-the fwuits of +youw wighteousnyess;) 9-9:11 Being enwiched in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +bountifuwnyess, which causeth thwough us thanksgiving to God. + +9:12 Fow t-the adminyistwation of this sewvice nyot onwy suppwieth t-the +want of t-the saints, but is abundant awso by many t-thanksgivings u-unto +God; 9:13 Whiwes by t-the e-expewiment of this m-minyistwation they gwowify +God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw pwofessed s-subjection u-unto t-the gospew of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +youw wibewaw distwibution u-unto t-them, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men; 9-9:14 And by +theiw pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, which wong aftew you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the exceeding gwace of +God in you. + +9:15 Thanks be u-unto God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his unspeakabwe ต(=ω=)ต g-gift. + +10:1 Nyow I Pauw mysewf b-beseech you by t-the meeknyess and g-gentwenyess of +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who in pwesence am base among y-you, but being absent am bowd +towawd you: 1-10:2 But I b-beseech y-you, that I may nyot be bowd when I am +pwesent with that c-confidence, whewewith I think to be bowd against +s-some, which think of us as if we wawked a-accowding to t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +10:3 Fow t-though we wawk in t-the f-fwesh, we (^-^*)/ d-do nyot waw aftew t-the fwesh: +10:4 (Fow t-the weapons of ouw wawfawe awe nyot cawnyaw, but mighty +thwough God to t-the puwwing down of stwong h-howds;) 1-10:5 Casting down +imaginyations, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high t-thing that (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth itsewf against t-the +k-knyowwedge of G-God, and bwinging into captivity {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thought to t-the +obedience of Chwist; 10:6 And h-having in a weadinyess to wevenge (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +d-disobedience, when youw obedience is f-fuwfiwwed. + +10:7 Do ye wook on things aftew t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd (*≧ω≦*) a-appeawance? If any man +t-twust to himsewf that he is Chwist's, wet him of himsewf think this +again, that, as he is Chwist's, even so awe we Chwist's. + +10:8 Fow t-though I shouwd boast somewhat mowe of ouw a-authowity, which +t-the Wowd hath given us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-edification, and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw destwuction, +I shouwd nyot be ashamed: 10:9 That I may nyot seem as if I w-wouwd +tewwify you by wettews. + +10:10 Fow his w-wettews, say they, awe weighty and powewfuw; but his +b-bodiwy pwesence is weak, and his speech contemptibwe. + +1-10:11 Wet such an onye think this, that, such as we awe in wowd by +wettews when we awe a-absent, such wiww we be awso in deed when we awe +pwesent. + +(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Fow we dawe nyot make ouwsewves of t-the nyumbew, ow (o-_-o) c-compawe +ouwsewves with s-some that commend themsewves: but they measuwing +themsewves by themsewves, and compawing themsewves among themsewves, +awe nyot wise. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 But we wiww nyot boast of things without ouw m-measuwe, but +a-accowding to t-the measuwe of t-the w-wuwe which God hath d-distwibuted to u-us, +a measuwe to w-weach even u-unto you. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Fow we s-stwetch nyot ouwsewves beyond ouw m-measuwe, as t-though we +weached nyot u-unto you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe come as faw as to you awso in +pweaching t-the gospew of Chwist: 10:15 Nyot boasting of things without +ouw m-measuwe, that is, of othew men's {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* w-wabouws; but h-having hope, when +youw f-faith is incweased, that we shaww be e-enwawged by you a-accowding to +ouw w-wuwe abundantwy, 1-10:16 To pweach t-the gospew in t-the wegions beyond +y-you, and nyot to boast in anyothew man's winye of things m-made weady to +ouw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1-10:17 But he that x3 g-gwowieth, wet him gwowy in t-the Wowd. + +10:18 Fow nyot he that commendeth himsewf is appwoved, but whom t-the +Wowd commendeth. + +11:1 Wouwd to God ye couwd beaw with m-me a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fowwy: and +indeed beaw with me. + +11:2 Fow I am jeawous o-ovew you with g-godwy jeawousy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have +espoused you to onye husband, that I may pwesent you as a chaste viwgin +to (T_T) C-Chwist. + +11:3 But I feaw, west by any means, as t-the sewpent b-beguiwed Eve +thwough his subtiwty, so youw m-minds shouwd be c-cowwupted fwom t-the +s-simpwicity that is in (T_T) C-Chwist. + +11:4 Fow if he that cometh pweacheth anyothew Jesus, whom we have nyot +pweached, ow if ye weceive anyothew spiwit, which ye have nyot weceived, +ow anyothew gospew, which ye have nyot accepted, ye m-might w-weww beaw with +h-him. + +11:5 Fow I s-suppose I w-was nyot a w-whit behind t-the vewy chiefest apostwes. + +11:6 But t-though I be wude in s-speech, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot in knyowwedge; but we have +b-been thwoughwy m-made manyifest among you in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +11:7 H-Have I committed an offence in abasing mysewf that ye m-might be +exawted, because I have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached to you t-the gospew of God fweewy? +11:8 I w-wobbed othew chuwches, taking wages of t-them, to (^-^*)/ d-do you sewvice. + +11:9 And when I w-was pwesent with y-you, and wanted, I w-was c-chawgeabwe to +nyo man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which w-was w-wacking to m-me t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which came fwom +M-Macedonyia suppwied: and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things I have kept mysewf fwom being +(O.O) b-buwdensome u-unto y-you, and so wiww I keep mysewf. + +11:10 As t-the twuth of Chwist is in me, nyo man shaww stop m-me of this +boasting in t-the wegions of Achaia. + +11:11 Whewefowe? because I wove you nyot? God knyoweth. + +11:12 But what I do, that I wiww do, that I may cut off occasion fwom +t-them which d-desiwe (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) o-occasion; that whewein they gwowy, they may be f-found +even as w-we. + +11:13 Fow such awe f-fawse apostwes, deceitfuw wowkews, twansfowming +themsewves into t-the apostwes of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +11:14 And nyo mawvew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Satan himsewf is twansfowmed into an angew of +wight. + +11:15 Thewefowe it is nyo gweat t-thing if his minyistews awso be +twansfowmed as t-the minyistews of wighteousnyess; whose end shaww be +a-accowding to theiw wowks. + +11:16 I say again, Wet nyo man think m-me a foow; if othewwise, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet as a +foow weceive me, that I may boast mysewf a wittwe. + +11:17 That which I speak, I speak it nyot aftew t-the W-Wowd, but as it +wewe foowishwy, in this confidence of b-boasting. + +11:18 Seeing that many gwowy aftew t-the f-fwesh, I wiww gwowy awso. + +11:19 Fow ye s-suffew foows gwadwy, seeing ye youwsewves awe wise. + +11:20 Fow ye suffew, if a man bwing you into bondage, if a man devouw +y-you, if a man o(>ω<)o t-take of y-you, if a man e-exawt himsewf, if a man smite you +on t-the (￣ω￣) f-face. + +11:21 I speak as c-concewnying wepwoach, as t-though we h-had b-been weak. +Howbeit wheweinsoevew any is bowd, (I speak foowishwy,) I am bowd +awso. + +11:22 Awe they (=^･ω･^=) H-Hebwews? so am I. Awe they Iswaewites? so am I. Awe +they t-the seed of (-_-) A-Abwaham? so am I. + +1-11:23 Awe they minyistews of Chwist? (I speak as a f-foow) I am mowe; in +wabouws mowe abundant, in stwipes a-above m-measuwe, in pwisons mowe +fwequent, in d-deaths oft. + +11:24 O-Of t-the Jews five times weceived I f-fowty stwipes s-save onye. + +11:25 T-Thwice w-was I beaten with wods, o-once w-was I stonyed, ^w^ t-thwice I +suffewed shipwweck, a nyight and a day I have b-been in t-the deep; 11:26 +In jouwnyeyings o-often, in p-pewiws of w-watews, in p-pewiws of wobbews, in +p-pewiws by minye own countwymen, in p-pewiws by t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, in p-pewiws in +t-the city, in p-pewiws in t-the wiwdewnyess, in p-pewiws in t-the sea, in p-pewiws +among f-fawse bwethwen; 11:27 In weawinyess and painfuwnyess, in watchings +o-often, in h-hungew and thiwst, in fastings o-often, in cowd and nyakednyess. + +11:28 Beside those things that awe without, that which cometh upon m-me +d-daiwy, t-the cawe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-chuwches. + +1-11:29 Who is weak, and I am nyot weak? who is offended, and I buwn nyot? +11:30 If I (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds gwowy, I wiww gwowy of t-the things which concewn +minye infiwmities. + +11:31 The God and Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which is bwessed +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe, k-knyoweth that I w-wie n-nyot. + +11:32 In Damascus t-the govewnyow undew Awetas t-the king kept t-the city of +t-the Damascenyes with a gawwison, desiwous to a-appwehend me: 11:33 And +thwough a window in a basket w-was I wet down by t-the waww, and escaped +his hands. + +12:1 I-It is nyot expedient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me doubtwess to gwowy. I wiww come to +visions and wevewations of t-the Wowd. + +(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 I knyew a man in Chwist a-above fouwteen yeaws ago, (whethew in t-the +b-body, I c-cannyot teww; ow whethew out of t-the b-body, I c-cannyot teww: God +knyoweth;) such an onye caught up to t-the thiwd heaven. + +12:3 And I knyew such a ^.^ m-man, (whethew in t-the b-body, ow out of t-the b-body, +I c-cannyot teww: God knyoweth;) 12:4 How that he w-was caught up into +pawadise, and heawd unspeakabwe wowds, which it is nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a +man to uttew. + +1-12:5 O-Of such an onye wiww I gwowy: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet of mysewf I wiww nyot gwowy, but +in minye infiwmities. + +12:6 Fow t-though I w-wouwd d-desiwe to gwowy, I shaww nyot be a foow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +wiww say t-the twuth: but nyow I fowbeaw, west any man shouwd think of m-me +a-above that which he seeth m-me to be, ow that he heaweth of me. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And west I shouwd be exawted a-above measuwe thwough t-the a-abundance +of t-the wevewations, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given to m-me a thown in t-the f-fwesh, t-the +messengew of Satan to buffet me, west I shouwd be exawted a-above +measuwe. + +12:8 Fow this t-thing I besought t-the Wowd thwice, that it m-might depawt +fwom me. + +12:9 And he said u-unto me, My gwace is sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +stwength is m-made pewfect in w-weaknyess. Most gwadwy thewefowe wiww I +wathew gwowy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my infiwmities, that t-the p-powew of Chwist may w-west upon +me. + +12:10 Thewefowe I o(>ω<)o t-take pweasuwe in infiwmities, in wepwoaches, in +n-nyecessities, in pewsecutions, in distwesses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Chwist's sake: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +when I am weak, t-then am I s-stwong. + +1-12:11 I am become a foow in gwowying; ye have compewwed me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I +ought to have b-been c-commended of you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in nyothing am I behind t-the +vewy chiefest apostwes, t-though I be nyothing. + +12:12 Twuwy t-the signs of an apostwe wewe wwought among you in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +p-patience, in signs, and wondews, and mighty deeds. + +12:13 Fow what is it whewein ye wewe infewiow to othew chuwches, +except it be that I mysewf w-was nyot (O.O) b-buwdensome to y-you? fowgive m-me this +wwong. + +12:14 Behowd, t-the thiwd time I am weady to come to you; and I wiww nyot +be (O.O) b-buwdensome to you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I seek nyot youw's but you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen +ought nyot to way up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pawents, but t-the p-pawents (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen. + +1-12:15 And I wiww vewy gwadwy s-spend and be spent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; t-though t-the +mowe abundantwy I wove y-you, t-the w-wess I be w-woved. + +12:16 But be it so, I did nyot ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden you: nyevewthewess, being cwafty, +I caught you with guiwe. + +12:17 Did I make a gain of you by any of t-them whom I sent u-unto y-you? +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 I desiwed (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, and with him I sent a bwothew. Did Titus make a +gain of y-you? wawked we nyot in t-the same spiwit? wawked we nyot in t-the +same steps? 12:19 A-Again, think ye that we ( ╥ω╥ ) e-excuse ouwsewves u-unto y-you? +we speak befowe God in Chwist: but we (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, deawwy bewoved, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw (;;;*_*) e-edifying. + +12:20 Fow I feaw, w-west, when I come, I shaww nyot f-find you such as I +wouwd, and that I shaww be f-found u-unto you such as ye w-wouwd nyot: west +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be debates, envyings, wwaths, stwifes, backbitings, whispewings, +s-swewwings, tumuwts: 1-12:21 And w-west, when I come again, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God wiww +humbwe m-me among y-you, and that I shaww b-bewaiw many which have sinnyed +awweady, and have nyot wepented of t-the uncweannyess and fownyication and +w-wasciviousnyess which they have committed. + +13:1 This is t-the thiwd time I am coming to you. In t-the mouth of two ow +thwee witnyesses shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd be estabwished. + +13:2 I towd you b-befowe, and foweteww y-you, as if I wewe pwesent, t-the +second time; and being absent nyow I wwite to t-them which h-hewetofowe +have sinnyed, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew, that, if I come again, I wiww nyot +spawe: 13:3 Since ye seek a p-pwoof of Chwist speaking in me, which to +y-you-wawd is nyot weak, but is mighty in you. + +13:4 Fow t-though he w-was c-cwucified thwough weaknyess, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he wiveth by +t-the p-powew of God. Fow we awso awe weak in him, but we shaww wive with +him by t-the p-powew of God towawd you. + +13:5 Examinye youwsewves, whethew ye be in t-the faith; pwove youw own +sewves. K-Knyow ye nyot youw own sewves, how that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist is in y-you, +except ye be wepwobates? 13:6 But I t-twust that ye shaww knyow that we +awe nyot (o^ ^o) w-wepwobates. + +13:7 Nyow I p-pway to God that ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyo eviw; nyot that we shouwd appeaw +appwoved, but that ye shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do that which is honyest, t-though we be as +(o^ ^o) w-wepwobates. + +13:8 Fow we c-can (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing against t-the twuth, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twuth. + +13:9 Fow we awe g-gwad, when we awe weak, and ye awe stwong: and this +awso we wish, even youw pewfection. + +1-13:10 Thewefowe I wwite these things being a-absent, west being pwesent +I shouwd use s-shawpnyess, a-accowding to t-the p-powew which t-the Wowd hath +given m-me to e-edification, and nyot to destwuction. + +1-13:11 Finyawwy, bwethwen, faweweww. (☆▽☆) B-Be p-pewfect, be of g-good comfowt, be +of onye mind, wive in peace; and t-the God of wove and peace shaww be +with you. + +13:12 Gweet onye anyothew with an h-howy kiss. + +13:13 Aww t-the saints sawute you. + +13:14 The gwace of t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and t-the wove of G-God, and t-the +communyion of t-the Howy Ghost, be with you aww. A-Amen. + + + + +The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Gawatians + + +1:1 Pauw, an apostwe, (nyot of men, nyeithew by ^.^ m-man, but by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and God t-the Fathew, who waised him fwom t-the dead;) 1:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which awe with me, u-unto t-the chuwches of Gawatia: 1:3 +Gwace be to you and peace fwom God t-the Fathew, and fwom ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 1:4 Who gave himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw sins, that he m-might d-dewivew us +fwom this pwesent eviw wowwd, a-accowding to t-the wiww of God and ouw +Fathew: 1:5 To whom be gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. + +1-1:6 I mawvew that ye awe so soon w-wemoved fwom him that cawwed you into +t-the gwace of Chwist u-unto anyothew gospew: 1:7 W-Which is nyot anyothew; but +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be s-some that twoubwe y-you, and w-wouwd pewvewt t-the gospew of +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:8 But t-though ^w^ w-we, ow an angew fwom heaven, pweach any othew gospew +u-unto you than that which we have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto y-you, wet him be +accuwsed. + +1-1:9 As we said b-befowe, so say I nyow again, if any man pweach any othew +gospew u-unto you than that ye have weceived, wet him be accuwsed. + +1:10 Fow (^-^*)/ d-do I nyow pewsuade men, ow God? ow (^-^*)/ d-do I seek to pwease men? +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pweased men, I shouwd nyot be t-the sewvant of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:11 But I cewtify y-you, bwethwen, that t-the gospew which w-was (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached +of m-me is nyot aftew m-man. + +1:12 Fow I nyeithew weceived it of ^.^ m-man, nyeithew w-was I taught it, but by +t-the wevewation of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:13 Fow ye have heawd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-convewsation in time past in t-the Jews' +wewigion, how that beyond measuwe I pewsecuted t-the chuwch of G-God, and +w-wasted i-it: 1:14 And (o´∀`o) p-pwofited in t-the Jews' wewigion a-above many o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +e-equaws in minye own nyation, being mowe e-exceedingwy z-zeawous of t-the +twaditions of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews. + +1:15 But when it pweased G-God, who sepawated m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, +and cawwed m-me by his gwace, 1:16 To weveaw his S-Son in me, that I m-might +pweach him among t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; immediatewy I confewwed nyot with fwesh +and b-bwood: 1:17 N-Nyeithew went I up to Jewusawem to t-them which wewe +apostwes befowe m-me; but I went into Awabia, and wetuwnyed again u-unto +D-Damascus. + +1:18 T-Then aftew thwee yeaws I went up to Jewusawem to s-see Petew, and +abode with him f-fifteen days. + +1:19 But othew of t-the apostwes saw I n-nyonye, s-save James t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's +bwothew. + +1:20 Nyow t-the things which I wwite u-unto y-you, b-behowd, befowe G-God, I w-wie +n-nyot. + +1-1:21 Aftewwawds I came into t-the wegions of Sywia and Ciwicia; 1:22 And +w-was unknyown by f-face u-unto t-the chuwches of Judaea which wewe in Chwist: +1:23 But they h-had heawd onwy, That he which pewsecuted us in times +past nyow pweacheth t-the f-faith which o-once he destwoyed. + +1-1:24 And they gwowified God in me. + +2:1 T-Then fouwteen yeaws aftew I went up again to Jewusawem with +B-Bawnyabas, and took Titus with m-me awso. + +2:2 And I went up by wevewation, and communyicated u-unto t-them that +gospew which I pweach among t-the G-Gentiwes, but pwivatewy to t-them which +wewe of weputation, west by any means I shouwd wun, ow h-had wun, in +vain. + +2-2:3 But nyeithew (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, who w-was with me, being a Gweek, w-was compewwed +to be ciwcumcised: 2:4 And that because of f-fawse (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen unyawawes +b-bwought in, who came in pwiviwy to spy out ouw w-wibewty which we have +in Chwist Jesus, that they m-might bwing us into b-bondage: 2-2:5 To whom we +gave pwace by subjection, nyo, nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-houw; that t-the twuth of t-the +gospew m-might continyue with you. + +2:6 But of these who seemed to be somewhat, (whatsoevew they (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, it +m-maketh nyo mattew to me: God accepteth nyo man's pewson:) (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they who +seemed to be somewhat in c-confewence a-added nyothing to me: 2-2:7 But +(o-_-o) c-contwawiwise, when they saw that t-the gospew of t-the unciwcumcision w-was +committed u-unto me, as t-the gospew of t-the ciwcumcision w-was u-unto Petew; +2:8 (Fow he that wwought e-effectuawwy in (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew to t-the apostweship of +t-the ciwcumcision, t-the same w-was mighty in m-me towawd t-the Gentiwes:) 2-2:9 +And when James, Cephas, and John, who seemed to be piwwaws, pewceived +t-the gwace that w-was given u-unto me, they gave to m-me and Bawnyabas t-the +wight h-hands of fewwowship; that we shouwd go u-unto t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and +they u-unto t-the c-ciwcumcision. + +2:10 Onwy they w-wouwd that we shouwd (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the poow; t-the same which +I awso w-was fowwawd to do. + +2-2:11 But when (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was come to Antioch, I withstood him to t-the face, +because he w-was to be bwamed. + +2:12 Fow befowe that c-cewtain came fwom James, he did e-eat with t-the +Gentiwes: but when they wewe come, he w-withdwew and sepawated himsewf, +feawing t-them which wewe of t-the c-ciwcumcision. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And t-the othew Jews dissembwed wikewise with h-him; i-insomuch that +Bawnyabas awso w-was cawwied away with theiw dissimuwation. + +2:14 But when I saw that they wawked nyot u-upwightwy a-accowding to t-the +twuth of t-the gospew, I said u-unto (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew befowe t-them a-aww, If thou, being +a J-Jew, wivest aftew t-the m-mannyew of G-Gentiwes, and nyot as (^-^*)/ d-do t-the Jews, +why c-compewwest t-thou t-the G-Gentiwes to wive as (^-^*)/ d-do t-the Jews? 2:15 We who +awe Jews by nyatuwe, and nyot sinnyews of t-the G-Gentiwes, 2:16 Knyowing that +a man is nyot j-justified by t-the wowks of t-the w-waw, but by t-the f-faith of +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, even we have bewieved in ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that we m-might be +j-justified by t-the f-faith of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and nyot by t-the wowks of t-the waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +by t-the wowks of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww nyo fwesh be justified. + +2:17 But (O_O;) i-if, whiwe we seek to be j-justified by (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, we ouwsewves +awso awe f-found sinnyews, is thewefowe Chwist t-the m-minyistew of s-sin? God +fowbid. + +2:18 Fow if I buiwd again t-the things which I destwoyed, I make mysewf +a twansgwessow. + +2:19 Fow I thwough t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw am dead to t-the w-waw, that I m-might wive u-unto +God. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 I am c-cwucified with Chwist: nyevewthwess I wive; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot I, but +Chwist wiveth in me: and t-the wife which I nyow wive in t-the fwesh I wive +by t-the f-faith of t-the S-Son of G-God, who woved me, and gave himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. + +2:21 I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot fwustwate t-the gwace of G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if wighteousnyess come by +t-the w-waw, t-then Chwist is dead in vain. + +3-3:1 O-O foowish Gawatians, who hath bewitched y-you, that ye shouwd nyot +obey t-the twuth, befowe whose eyes ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist hath b-been evidentwy s-set +fowth, c-cwucified among y-you? 3:2 This onwy w-wouwd I weawn of y-you, +Weceived ye t-the Spiwit by t-the wowks of t-the w-waw, ow by t-the heawing of +faith? 3-3:3 Awe ye so foowish? h-having begun in t-the S-Spiwit, awe ye nyow +m-made pewfect by t-the f-fwesh? 3:4 H-Have ye suffewed so many things in +vain? if it be (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in vain. + +3:5 He thewefowe that minyisteweth to you t-the S-Spiwit, and w-wowketh +miwacwes among y-you, doeth he it by t-the wowks of t-the w-waw, ow by t-the +heawing of faith? 3-3:6 Even as A-Abwaham bewieved G-God, and it w-was +a-accounted to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +3:7 K-Knyow ye thewefowe that they which awe of faith, t-the same awe t-the +chiwdwen of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +3:8 And t-the scwiptuwe, foweseeing that God w-wouwd justify t-the heathen +thwough faith, (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached befowe t-the gospew u-unto A-Abwaham, s-saying, In +thee shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations be bwessed. + +3-3:9 S-So t-then they which be of f-faith awe bwessed with faithfuw (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +3:10 Fow as many as awe of t-the wowks of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw awe undew t-the cuwse: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, Cuwsed is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that continyueth nyot in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things which awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw to (^-^*)/ d-do them. + +3:11 But that nyo man is j-justified by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw in t-the sight of G-God, it +is e-evident: fow, The just shaww wive by faith. + +3:12 And t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is nyot of faith: but, The man that doeth t-them shaww +wive in them. + +3:13 Chwist hath wedeemed us fwom t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse of t-the w-waw, being m-made a +(O_O;) c-cuwse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, Cuwsed is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that h-hangeth on a +twee: 3:14 That t-the bwessing of A-Abwaham m-might come on t-the G-Gentiwes +thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; that we m-might weceive t-the pwomise of t-the Spiwit +thwough faith. + +3:15 Bwethwen, I speak aftew t-the m-mannyew of men; Though it be but a +man's c-covenyant, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet if it be confiwmed, nyo man disannyuwweth, ow addeth +theweto. + +3:16 Nyow to A-Abwaham and his seed wewe t-the pwomises made. He saith nyot, +And to seeds, as of many; but as of o-onye, And to thy seed, which is +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +3:17 And this I say, that t-the c-covenyant, that w-was o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed befowe of +God in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the w-waw, which w-was fouw hundwed and thiwty yeaws aftew, +c-cannyot disannyuw, that it shouwd make t-the pwomise of nyonye e-effect. + +3:18 Fow if t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance be of t-the w-waw, it is nyo mowe of pwomise: +but God gave it to A-Abwaham by pwomise. + +3:19 Whewefowe t-then (・_・ヾ s-sewveth t-the waw? I-It w-was a-added because of +twansgwessions, tiww t-the seed shouwd come to whom t-the pwomise w-was +m-made; and it w-was o-owdainyed by angews in t-the hand of a mediatow. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Nyow a mediatow is nyot a mediatow of o-onye, but God is onye. + +3:21 Is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw t-then against t-the pwomises of God? God fowbid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe h-had b-been a (☆▽☆) w-waw given which couwd have given w-wife, vewiwy +wighteousnyess shouwd have b-been by t-the waw. + +3-3:22 But t-the scwiptuwe hath >_< c-concwuded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww undew sin, that t-the pwomise +by f-faith of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist m-might be given to t-them that bewieve. + +3:23 But befowe f-faith came, we wewe kept undew t-the w-waw, s-shut up u-unto +t-the f-faith which shouwd a-aftewwawds be w-weveawed. + +3:24 Whewefowe t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw w-was ouw schoowmastew to bwing us u-unto (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, +that we m-might be j-justified by faith. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 But aftew that f-faith is come, we awe nyo wongew undew a +schoowmastew. + +3:26 Fow ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of God by f-faith in Chwist Jesus. + +3-3:27 Fow as many of you as have b-been baptized into Chwist have put on +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +3:28 Thewe is nyeithew Jew (=`ω´=) n-nyow Gweek, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyeithew bond (=`ω´=) n-nyow fwee, +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyeithew m-mawe (=`ω´=) n-nyow f-femawe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye in Chwist Jesus. + +3-3:29 And if ye be Chwist's, t-then awe ye Abwaham's seed, and heiws +a-accowding to t-the pwomise. + +4:1 Nyow I say, That t-the h-heiw, as wong as he is a chiwd, diffeweth +nyothing fwom a s-sewvant, t-though he be wowd of aww; 4-4:2 But is undew +tutows and govewnyows untiw t-the time appointed of t-the fathew. + +4:3 Even so ^w^ w-we, when we wewe c-chiwdwen, wewe in bondage undew t-the +ewements of t-the wowwd: 4-4:4 But when t-the fuwnyess of t-the time w-was come, +God sent fowth his Son, m-made of a woman, m-made undew t-the w-waw, 4-4:5 To +wedeem t-them that wewe undew t-the w-waw, that we m-might weceive t-the +adoption of sons. + +4:6 And because ye awe ^-^ s-sons, God hath sent fowth t-the Spiwit of his S-Son +into youw heawts, cwying, Abba, Fathew. + +4:7 Whewefowe t-thou awt nyo mowe a s-sewvant, but a son; and if a son, +t-then an h-heiw of God thwough (T_T) C-Chwist. + +4-4:8 Howbeit then, when ye knyew nyot G-God, ye did sewvice u-unto t-them which +by nyatuwe awe nyo gods. + +4:9 But n-nyow, aftew that ye have knyown G-God, ow wathew awe knyown of G-God, +how tuwn ye again to t-the weak and beggawwy ewements, wheweunto ye +d-desiwe again to be in bondage? 4:10 Ye o-obsewve days, and months, and +times, and yeaws. + +4:11 I am afwaid of y-you, west I have b-bestowed upon you wabouw in vain. + +4:12 Bwethwen, I b-beseech y-you, be as I am; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am as ye awe: ye have +nyot injuwed m-me a-at aww. + +4:13 Ye knyow how thwough infiwmity of t-the fwesh I (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew +u-unto you a-at t-the fiwst. + +4:14 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-temptation which w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh ye (>_<) d-despised nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +wejected; but weceived m-me as an angew of G-God, even as Chwist Jesus. + +4:15 Whewe is t-then t-the bwessednyess ye spake of? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I beaw you wecowd, +that, if it h-had b-been possibwe, ye w-wouwd have p-pwucked out youw own +eyes, and have given t-them to me. + +4:16 Am I thewefowe become youw enyemy, because I teww you t-the twuth? +4:17 They z-zeawouswy affect y-you, but nyot w-weww; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they w-wouwd excwude +y-you, that ye m-might affect them. + +4-4:18 But it is g-good to be z-zeawouswy affected awways in a g-good thing, +and nyot onwy when I am pwesent with you. + +4:19 My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, of whom I twavaiw in biwth again untiw Chwist +be |･ω･) f-fowmed in y-you, 4:20 I d-desiwe to be pwesent with you n-nyow, and to +change o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I stand in doubt of you. + +4:21 Teww me, ye that d-desiwe to be undew t-the w-waw, (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot h-heaw t-the +waw? 4:22 Fow it is wwitten, that A-Abwaham h-had two ^-^ s-sons, t-the onye by a +b-bondmaid, t-the othew by a f-fweewoman. + +4:23 But he who w-was of t-the bondwoman w-was bown aftew t-the fwesh; but he +of t-the f-fweewoman w-was by pwomise. + +4:24 W-Which things awe an awwegowy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these awe t-the two covenyants; +t-the onye fwom t-the mount S-Sinyai, which gendeweth to bondage, which is +A-Agaw. + +4:25 Fow this A-Agaw is mount (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai in Awabia, and answeweth to +Jewusawem which nyow is, and is in bondage with hew chiwdwen. + +4:26 But Jewusawem which is a-above is fwee, which is t-the mothew of us +aww. + +4:27 Fow it is wwitten, Wejoice, t-thou b-bawwen that (＃￣ω￣) b-beawest n-nyot; bweak +fowth and cwy, t-thou that (o_O)! t-twavaiwest nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the desowate hath many +mowe chiwdwen than she which hath an husband. + +4:28 Nyow ^w^ w-we, bwethwen, as Isaac was, awe t-the chiwdwen of pwomise. + +4:29 But as t-then he that w-was bown aftew t-the fwesh pewsecuted him that +w-was bown aftew t-the S-Spiwit, even so it is n-nyow. + +4:30 Nyevewthewess what saith t-the s-scwiptuwe? Cast out t-the bondwoman and +hew son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the son of t-the bondwoman shaww nyot be h-heiw with t-the son +of t-the f-fweewoman. + +4-4:31 S-So then, bwethwen, we awe nyot chiwdwen of t-the bondwoman, but of +t-the (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. + +5:1 Stand fast thewefowe in t-the w-wibewty whewewith Chwist hath m-made us +fwee, and be nyot entangwed again with t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of bondage. + +5-5:2 Behowd, I Pauw say u-unto y-you, that if ye be (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, Chwist +shaww pwofit you nyothing. + +5:3 Fow I t-testify again to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that is (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, that he is a +d-debtow to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the w-whowe waw. + +5:4 Chwist is become of nyo effect u-unto y-you, w-whosoevew of you awe +j-justified by t-the waw; ye awe f-fawwen fwom gwace. + +5:5 Fow we thwough t-the Spiwit wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hope of wighteousnyess by +faith. + +5:6 Fow in ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist nyeithew ciwcumcision avaiweth any thing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +unciwcumcision; but f-faith which w-wowketh by wove. + +5:7 Ye did w-wun w-weww; who did hindew you that ye shouwd nyot obey t-the +twuth? 5:8 This p-pewsuasion cometh nyot of him that cawweth you. + +5:9 A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe weaven weavenyeth t-the w-whowe wump. + +5:10 I have confidence in you thwough t-the W-Wowd, that ye wiww be nyonye +o-othewwise minded: but he that t-twoubweth you shaww beaw his j-judgment, +w-whosoevew he be. + +5:11 And I, bwethwen, if I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pweach ciwcumcision, why (^-^*)/ d-do I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +s-suffew pewsecution? t-then is t-the offence of t-the cwoss ceased. + +5:12 I w-wouwd they wewe even cut off which twoubwe you. + +5-5:13 Fow, bwethwen, ye have b-been cawwed u-unto w-wibewty; onwy use nyot +w-wibewty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an occasion to t-the f-fwesh, but by wove sewve onye anyothew. + +5:14 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is fuwfiwwed in onye wowd, even in this; T-Thou +shawt wove thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as thysewf. + +5:15 But if ye bite and devouw onye anyothew, o(>ω<)o t-take heed that ye be nyot +consumed onye of anyothew. + +5:16 This I say then, Wawk in t-the S-Spiwit, and ye shaww nyot fuwfiw t-the +w-wust of t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +5:17 Fow t-the fwesh w-wusteth against t-the S-Spiwit, and t-the Spiwit against +t-the fwesh: and these awe contwawy t-the onye to t-the othew: so that ye +c-cannyot (^-^*)/ d-do t-the things that ye wouwd. + +5:18 But if ye be w-wed of t-the S-Spiwit, ye awe nyot undew t-the waw. + +5:19 Nyow t-the wowks of t-the fwesh awe manyifest, which awe t-these; +Aduwtewy, f-fownyication, uncweannyess, wasciviousnyess, 5:20 Idowatwy, +♡(｡- ω -) *sweats* w-witchcwaft, h-hatwed, v-vawiance, e-emuwations, wwath, stwife, seditions, +hewesies, 5:21 (　･ω･)☞ *screams* E-Envyings, muwdews, dwunkennyess, wevewwings, and such +wike: of t-the which I teww you b-befowe, as I have awso towd you in time +past, that they which (^-^*)/ d-do such things shaww nyot i-inhewit t-the kingdom of +God. + +5:22 But t-the fwuit of t-the Spiwit is wove, joy, p-peace, wongsuffewing, +gentwenyess, goodnyess, faith, 5:23 (つ≧▽≦)つ *pokes you* M-Meeknyess, tempewance: against such +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo waw. + +5-5:24 And they that awe Chwist's have c-cwucified t-the fwesh with t-the +a-affections and wusts. + +5:25 If we wive in t-the S-Spiwit, wet us awso wawk in t-the Spiwit. + +5:26 Wet us nyot be desiwous of vain gwowy, pwovoking onye anyothew, +envying onye anyothew. + +6-6:1 Bwethwen, if a man be ovewtaken in a f-fauwt, ye which awe +s-spiwituaw, westowe such an onye in t-the spiwit of m-meeknyess; c-considewing +xDD t-thysewf, west t-thou awso be tempted. + +6:2 Beaw ye onye a-anyothew's b-buwdens, and so fuwfiw t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +6:3 Fow if a man think himsewf to be s-something, when he is nyothing, he +deceiveth himsewf. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 But wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man pwove his own wowk, and t-then shaww he have +w-wejoicing in himsewf awonye, and nyot in anyothew. + +6:5 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shaww beaw his own b-buwden. + +6:6 Wet him that is taught in t-the wowd (´ ∀ ` *) c-communyicate u-unto him that +t-teacheth in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good things. + +6:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot deceived; God is nyot mocked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whatsoevew a man soweth, +that shaww he awso weap. + +6:8 Fow he that soweth to his fwesh shaww of t-the fwesh w-weap +cowwuption; but he that soweth to t-the Spiwit shaww of t-the Spiwit w-weap +wife evewwasting. + +6:9 And wet us nyot be weawy in w-weww doing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in d-due season we shaww +weap, if we f-faint n-nyot. + +6:10 As we have thewefowe oppowtunyity, wet us (^-^*)/ d-do g-good u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, +especiawwy u-unto t-them who awe of t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd of faith. + +6:11 Ye s-see how wawge a wettew I have wwitten u-unto you with minye own +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +6:12 As many as d-desiwe to make a f-faiw s-shew in t-the f-fwesh, they +constwain you to be ciwcumcised; onwy west they shouwd s-suffew +p-pewsecution (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cwoss of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +6:13 Fow nyeithew they themsewves who awe ciwcumcised keep t-the waw; but +d-desiwe to have you (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, that they may gwowy in youw ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +6:14 But God fowbid that I shouwd gwowy, s-save in t-the cwoss of ouw Wowd +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, by whom t-the wowwd is c-cwucified u-unto me, and I u-unto t-the +wowwd. + +6:15 Fow in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus nyeithew ciwcumcision avaiweth any thing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +unciwcumcision, but a nyew cweatuwe. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And as many as wawk a-accowding to this wuwe, peace be on t-them, and +m-mewcy, and upon t-the Iswaew of God. + +6-6:17 Fwom hencefowth wet nyo man twoubwe me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I beaw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body t-the +mawks of t-the Wowd Jesus. + +6:18 Bwethwen, t-the gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with youw spiwit. + +A-Amen. + + + + +The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Ephesians + + +1:1 Pauw, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist by t-the wiww of G-God, to t-the +saints which awe a-at E-Ephesus, and to t-the faithfuw in Chwist Jesus: +1:2 Gwace be to y-you, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew, and fwom t-the Wowd +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:3 Bwessed be t-the God and Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who hath +bwessed us with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw b-bwessings in heavenwy pwaces in Chwist: +1:4 Accowding as he hath chosen us in him befowe t-the f-foundation of t-the +wowwd, that we shouwd be h-howy and without bwame befowe him in wove: +1:5 ^w^ *screams* H-Having p-pwedestinyated us u-unto t-the adoption of chiwdwen by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +Chwist to himsewf, a-accowding to t-the g-good pweasuwe of his wiww, 1-1:6 To +t-the pwaise of t-the gwowy of his gwace, whewein he hath m-made us accepted +in t-the bewoved. + +1:7 In whom we have ~(>_<~) w-wedemption thwough his bwood, t-the fowgivenyess of +sins, a-accowding to t-the w-wiches of his gwace; 1:8 Whewein he hath +abounded towawd us in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wisdom and x3 p-pwudence; 1-1:9 ^w^ *screams* H-Having m-made knyown +u-unto us t-the mystewy of his wiww, a-accowding to his g-good pweasuwe which +he hath p-puwposed in himsewf: 1:10 That in t-the dispensation of t-the +fuwnyess of times he m-might gathew togethew in onye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, +both which awe in heaven, and which awe on eawth; even in him: 1:11 In +whom awso we have obtainyed an inhewitance, being p-pwedestinyated +a-accowding to t-the puwpose of him who w-wowketh (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things aftew t-the +counsew of his own (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wiww: 1:12 That we shouwd be to t-the pwaise of his +gwowy, who fiwst twusted in (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:13 In whom ye awso t-twusted, aftew that ye heawd t-the wowd of twuth, +t-the gospew of youw sawvation: in whom awso aftew that ye bewieved, ye +wewe seawed with that h-howy Spiwit of pwomise, 1:14 W-Which is t-the +e-eawnyest of ouw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance untiw t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption of t-the (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased +possession, u-unto t-the pwaise of his gwowy. + +1:15 Whewefowe I awso, aftew I heawd of youw f-faith in t-the Wowd Jesus, +and wove u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the saints, 1:16 ( ~*-*)~ C-Cease nyot to g-give thanks (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, +making mention of you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayews; 1:17 That t-the God of ouw Wowd +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the Fathew of gwowy, may g-give u-unto you t-the spiwit of +wisdom and wevewation in t-the k-knyowwedge of him: 1:18 The eyes of youw +undewstanding being enwightenyed; that ye may knyow what is t-the hope of +his cawwing, and what t-the w-wiches of t-the gwowy of his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in +t-the saints, 1:19 And what is t-the exceeding gweatnyess of his p-powew to +(＾• ω •＾) u-us-wawd who b-bewieve, a-accowding to t-the wowking of his mighty p-powew, +1:20 W-Which he wwought in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, when he waised him fwom t-the dead, and +s-set him a-at his own wight hand in t-the heavenwy pwaces, 1-1:21 Faw a-above +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwincipawity, and p-powew, and might, and dominyion, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyame +that is n-nyamed, nyot onwy in this wowwd, but awso in that which is to +c-come: 1:22 And hath put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things undew his feet, and gave him to be +t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to t-the c-chuwch, 1:23 W-Which is his b-body, t-the +fuwnyess of him that fiwweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in aww. + +2:1 And you hath he quickenyed, who wewe dead in t-twespasses and sins; +2:2 Whewein in time past ye wawked a-accowding to t-the couwse of this +wowwd, a-accowding to t-the pwince of t-the p-powew of t-the aiw, t-the spiwit +that nyow w-wowketh in t-the chiwdwen of disobedience: 2-2:3 Among whom awso +we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-had ouw c-convewsation in times past in t-the wusts of ouw f-fwesh, +fuwfiwwing t-the desiwes of t-the fwesh and of t-the mind; and wewe by +nyatuwe t-the chiwdwen of wwath, even as othews. + +2:4 But G-God, who is wich in m-mewcy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his gweat wove whewewith he +woved u-us, 2-2:5 Even when we wewe dead in sins, hath quickenyed us +togethew with (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, (-(by gwace ye awe x3 s-saved;) 2:6 And hath waised us +up togethew, and m-made us sit togethew in heavenwy pwaces in Chwist +Jesus: 2-2:7 That in t-the ages to come he m-might s-shew t-the exceeding w-wiches +of his gwace in his k-kindnyess towawd us thwough Chwist Jesus. + +2:8 Fow by gwace awe ye saved thwough faith; and that nyot of +youwsewves: it is t-the gift of G-God: 2-2:9 Nyot of wowks, west any man +shouwd b-boast. + +2:10 Fow we awe his wowkmanship, cweated in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto g-good +wowks, which God hath befowe o-owdainyed that we shouwd wawk in them. + +2-2:11 Whewefowe wemembew, that ye being in time past G-Gentiwes in t-the +f-fwesh, who awe cawwed Unciwcumcision by that which is cawwed t-the +Ciwcumcision in t-the fwesh m-made by hands; 2:12 That a-at that time ye +wewe without (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, being awiens fwom t-the commonweawth of I-Iswaew, and +stwangews fwom t-the covenyants of pwomise, h-having nyo hope, and without +God in t-the wowwd: (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 But nyow in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ye who sometimes wewe +faw off awe m-made nyigh by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +2:14 Fow he is ouw p-peace, who hath m-made both o-onye, and hath bwoken down +t-the middwe waww of pawtition b-between us; 2:15 ^w^ *screams* H-Having a-abowished in his +fwesh t-the enmity, even t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of c-commandments c-containyed in +owdinyances; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to make in himsewf of (^-^*)/ t-twain onye nyew ^.^ m-man, so making +peace; 2:16 And that he m-might weconciwe both u-unto God in onye body by +t-the cwoss, h-having s-swain t-the enmity theweby: 2:17 And came and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached +peace to you which wewe afaw off, and to t-them that wewe nyigh. + +2:18 Fow thwough him we both have a-access by onye Spiwit u-unto t-the +Fathew. + +2:19 Nyow thewefowe ye awe nyo mowe stwangews and foweignyews, but +f-fewwowcitizens with t-the saints, and of t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd of God; {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And +awe b-buiwt upon t-the f-foundation of t-the apostwes and pwophets, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +Chwist himsewf being t-the chief cownyew stonye; 2:21 In whom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +buiwding fitwy fwamed togethew g-gwoweth u-unto an h-howy tempwe in t-the +Wowd: 2:22 In whom ye awso awe buiwded togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-habitation of +God thwough t-the Spiwit. + +3-3:1 Fow this c-cause I Pauw, t-the pwisonyew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you +G-Gentiwes, 3:2 If ye have heawd of t-the dispensation of t-the gwace of God +which is given m-me to you-wawd: 3-3:3 How that by wevewation he m-made +knyown u-unto m-me t-the mystewy; (as I wwote afowe in f-few wowds, 3:4 +Wheweby, when ye wead, ye may undewstand o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-knyowwedge in t-the mystewy +of Chwist) 3:5 W-Which in othew ages w-was nyot m-made knyown u-unto t-the sons of +men, as it is nyow weveawed u-unto his h-howy apostwes and pwophets by t-the +Spiwit; 3-3:6 That t-the G-Gentiwes shouwd be fewwowheiws, and of t-the same +b-body, and pawtakews of his pwomise in Chwist by t-the gospew: 3:7 +W-Wheweof I w-was m-made a minyistew, a-accowding to t-the gift of t-the gwace of +God given u-unto m-me by t-the effectuaw wowking of his powew. + +3:8 Unto me, who am w-wess than t-the weast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww saints, is this gwace +given, that I shouwd pweach among t-the G-Gentiwes t-the unseawchabwe w-wiches +of Chwist; 3-3:9 And to make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men s-see what is t-the fewwowship of t-the +mystewy, which fwom t-the beginnying of t-the wowwd hath b-been hid in G-God, +who cweated (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 3:10 To t-the intent that nyow +u-unto t-the p-pwincipawities and powews in heavenwy pwaces m-might be knyown +by t-the chuwch t-the manyifowd wisdom of G-God, 3:11 Accowding to t-the +etewnyaw puwpose which he p-puwposed in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw Wowd: 3:12 In +whom we have b-bowdnyess and a-access with confidence by t-the f-faith of h-him. + +3:13 Whewefowe I d-desiwe that ye f-faint nyot a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twibuwations (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, +which is youw gwowy. + +3:14 Fow this c-cause I bow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-knyees u-unto t-the Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 3:15 O-Of whom t-the w-whowe f-famiwy in heaven and eawth is n-nyamed, +3:16 That he w-wouwd gwant y-you, a-accowding to t-the w-wiches of his gwowy, to +be stwengthenyed with m-might by his Spiwit in t-the innyew man; 3:17 That +Chwist may dweww in youw (x_x)V h-heawts by faith; that ye, being (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted and +gwounded in wove, 3:18 May be abwe to compwehend with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww saints what +is t-the b-bweadth, and w-wength, and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-depth, and height; 3:19 And to knyow +t-the wove of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which passeth knyowwedge, that ye m-might be fiwwed +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fuwnyess of God. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Nyow u-unto him that is abwe to (^-^*)/ d-do exceeding abundantwy a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +that we ask ow t-think, a-accowding to t-the p-powew that w-wowketh in u-us, 3:21 +Unto him be gwowy in t-the chuwch by Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ages, +wowwd without end. A-Amen. + +4:1 I thewefowe, t-the pwisonyew of t-the W-Wowd, b-beseech you that ye wawk +wowthy of t-the (⌒ω⌒) v-vocation whewewith ye awe cawwed, 4-4:2 With (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wowwinyess +and meeknyess, with wongsuffewing, fowbeawing onye anyothew in wove; 4:3 +Endeavouwing to keep t-the unyity of t-the Spiwit in t-the bond of p-peace. + +4-4:4 Thewe is onye b-body, and onye S-Spiwit, even as ye awe cawwed in onye +hope of youw c-cawwing; 4-4:5 Onye W-Wowd, onye faith, onye b-baptism, 4:6 Onye +God and Fathew of a-aww, who is a-above a-aww, and thwough a-aww, and in you +aww. + +4:7 But u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of us is given gwace a-accowding to t-the measuwe +of t-the gift of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +4-4:8 Whewefowe he saith, When he ascended up on high, he w-wed captivity +captive, and gave gifts u-unto m-men. + +4:9 (Nyow that he ascended, what is it but that he awso descended fiwst +into t-the w-wowew pawts of t-the eawth? 4:10 He that descended is t-the same +awso that ascended up faw a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (^ω~) h-heavens, that he m-might fiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +t-things.) 4:11 And he gave s-some, apostwes; and s-some, pwophets; and +s-some, evangewists; and s-some, pastows and teachews; 4:12 Fow t-the +p-pewfecting of t-the saints, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk of t-the minyistwy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +edifying of t-the body of Chwist: 4:13 Tiww we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww come in t-the unyity of +t-the faith, and of t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the S-Son of G-God, u-unto a pewfect ^.^ m-man, +u-unto t-the measuwe of t-the statuwe of t-the fuwnyess of Chwist: 4:14 That we +hencefowth be nyo mowe c-chiwdwen, t-tossed to and fwo, and cawwied about +with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wind of doctwinye, by t-the sweight of men, and cunnying +cwaftinyess, wheweby they w-wie in wait to deceive; 4:15 But speaking t-the +twuth in wove, may gwow up into him in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, which is t-the head, +even Chwist: 4:16 Fwom whom t-the w-whowe body fitwy j-joinyed togethew and +compacted by that which {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy joint suppwieth, a-accowding to t-the +effectuaw wowking in t-the measuwe of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pawt, m-maketh incwease of t-the +body u-unto t-the edifying of itsewf in wove. + +4:17 This I say thewefowe, and t-testify in t-the W-Wowd, that ye hencefowth +wawk nyot as othew G-Gentiwes wawk, in t-the vanyity of theiw mind, 4-4:18 +^w^ *screams* H-Having t-the undewstanding dawkenyed, being awienyated fwom t-the wife of +God thwough t-the ignyowance that is in t-them, because of t-the b-bwindnyess of +theiw (*°▽°*) h-heawt: 4:19 Who being past f-feewing have given themsewves o-ovew +u-unto wasciviousnyess, to wowk (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww uncweannyess with gweedinyess. + +4:20 But ye have nyot so (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed Chwist; 4:21 If so be that ye have +heawd him, and have b-been taught by him, as t-the twuth is in Jesus: 4:22 +That ye put off c-concewnying t-the f-fowmew c-convewsation t-the o-owd ^.^ m-man, which +is cowwupt a-accowding to t-the deceitfuw wusts; 4:23 And be wenyewed in +t-the spiwit of youw mind; 4:24 And that ye put on t-the nyew ^.^ m-man, which +aftew God is cweated in wighteousnyess and twue howinyess. + +4:25 Whewefowe putting away wying, speak {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man twuth with his +nyeighbouw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe membews onye of anyothew. + +4:26 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye angwy, and sin nyot: wet nyot t-the sun go down upon youw +w-wwath: 4:27 N-Nyeithew g-give pwace to t-the deviw. + +4:28 Wet him that stowe steaw nyo mowe: but wathew wet him wabouw, +wowking with his h-hands t-the t-thing which is g-good, that he may have to +g-give to him that nyeedeth. + +4:29 Wet nyo cowwupt communyication pwoceed out of youw mouth, but that +which is g-good to t-the use of edifying, that it may m-minyistew gwace u-unto +t-the (*°▽°*) h-heawews. + +4:30 And gwieve nyot t-the h-howy Spiwit of G-God, wheweby ye awe seawed u-unto +t-the day of w-wedemption. + +4-4:31 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bittewnyess, and wwath, and angew, and cwamouw, and eviw +s-speaking, be put away fwom y-you, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mawice: 4:32 And be ye kind +onye to anyothew, tendewheawted, fowgiving onye anyothew, even as God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +Chwist's sake hath fowgiven you. + +5:1 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye thewefowe fowwowews of G-God, as deaw chiwdwen; 5-5:2 And wawk +in wove, as Chwist awso hath woved u-us, and hath given himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us +an offewing and a sacwifice to God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweetsmewwing s-savouw. + +5:3 But f-fownyication, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww uncweannyess, ow covetousnyess, wet it nyot +be o-once nyamed among y-you, as becometh s-saints; 5:4 N-Nyeithew fiwthinyess, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow foowish tawking, (=`ω´=) n-nyow jesting, which awe nyot convenyient: but wathew +giving of thanks. + +5:5 Fow this ye knyow, that nyo whowemongew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow uncwean (・_・ヾ p-pewson, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +covetous ^.^ m-man, who is an idowatew, hath any (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-the kingdom +of Chwist and of God. + +5:6 Wet nyo man deceive you with vain wowds: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow because of these +things cometh t-the wwath of God upon t-the chiwdwen of disobedience. + +5:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot ye thewefowe pawtakews with them. + +5:8 Fow ye wewe sometimes dawknyess, but nyow awe ye wight in t-the Wowd: +wawk as chiwdwen of wight: 5:9 (Fow t-the fwuit of t-the Spiwit is in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +goodnyess and wighteousnyess and twuth;) 5:10 P-Pwoving what is acceptabwe +u-unto t-the Wowd. + +5:11 And have nyo fewwowship with t-the unfwuitfuw wowks of dawknyess, but +wathew wepwove them. + +5:12 Fow it is a shame even to speak of those things which awe donye of +t-them in secwet. + +5-5:13 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe wepwoved awe m-made manyifest by t-the wight: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whatsoevew doth make manyifest is wight. + +5:14 Whewefowe he saith, Awake t-thou that sweepest, and a-awise fwom t-the +dead, and Chwist shaww g-give thee wight. + +5:15 See t-then that ye wawk ciwcumspectwy, nyot as f-foows, but as w-wise, +5:16 Wedeeming t-the time, because t-the days awe \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +5:17 Whewefowe be ye nyot unwise, but undewstanding what t-the wiww of +t-the Wowd is. + +5:18 And be nyot dwunk with winye, whewein is excess; but be fiwwed with +t-the Spiwit; 5:19 Speaking to youwsewves in psawms and hymns and +\(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw s-songs, singing and making mewody in youw heawt to t-the Wowd; +5:20 Giving thanks awways (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things u-unto God and t-the Fathew in +t-the nyame of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; 5:21 S-Submitting youwsewves onye to +anyothew in t-the f-feaw of God. + +5:22 Wives, submit youwsewves u-unto youw own h-husbands, as u-unto t-the +Wowd. + +5:23 Fow t-the h-husband is t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the wife, even as Chwist is t-the +( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the chuwch: and he is t-the saviouw of t-the body. + +5-5:24 Thewefowe as t-the chuwch is subject u-unto (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, so wet t-the wives +be to theiw own husbands in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thing. + +5:25 H-Husbands, wove youw wives, even as Chwist awso woved t-the c-chuwch, +and gave himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it; 5:26 That he m-might sanctify and cweanse it +with t-the washing of w-watew by t-the wowd, 5:27 That he m-might pwesent it +to himsewf a gwowious c-chuwch, nyot h-having |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, ow wwinkwe, ow any such +thing; but that it shouwd be h-howy and without b-bwemish. + +5:28 S-So ought men to wove theiw wives as theiw own (o_O) b-bodies. He that +woveth his wife woveth himsewf. + +5-5:29 Fow nyo man e-evew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hated his own fwesh; but nyouwisheth and +(*´▽`*) c-chewisheth it, even as t-the Wowd t-the chuwch: 5:30 Fow we awe membews of +his b-body, of his f-fwesh, and of his bonyes. + +5:31 Fow this c-cause shaww a man weave his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew, and shaww +be j-joinyed u-unto his wife, and they two shaww be onye ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +5-5:32 This is a gweat mystewy: but I speak c-concewnying Chwist and t-the +chuwch. + +5:33 Nyevewthewess wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you in pawticuwaw so wove his wife +even as himsewf; and t-the wife s-see that she wevewence hew husband. + +6-6:1 Chiwdwen, obey youw p-pawents in t-the Wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is wight. + +6:2 Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew; which is t-the fiwst commandment with +pwomise; 6:3 That it may be w-weww with thee, and t-thou mayest wive wong +on t-the eawth. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And, ye fathews, pwovoke nyot youw chiwdwen to w-wwath: but bwing +t-them up in t-the nyuwtuwe and a-admonyition of t-the Wowd. + +6:5 Sewvants, be xDD o-obedient to t-them that awe youw mastews a-accowding to +t-the f-fwesh, with f-feaw and twembwing, in singwenyess of youw heawt, as +u-unto Chwist; 6:6 Nyot with e-eyesewvice, as menpweasews; but as t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, doing t-the wiww of God fwom t-the heawt; 6:7 With +g-good wiww doing sewvice, as to t-the W-Wowd, and nyot to m-men: 6:8 Knyowing +that whatsoevew g-good t-thing any man doeth, t-the same shaww he weceive of +t-the W-Wowd, whethew he be bond ow (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. + +6:9 And, ye mastews, (^-^*)/ d-do t-the same things u-unto t-them, fowbeawing +thweatenying: knyowing that youw M-Mastew awso is in heaven; nyeithew is +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wespect of p-pewsons with h-him. + +6:10 Finyawwy, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, be stwong in t-the W-Wowd, and in t-the p-powew of +his might. + +6:11 Put on t-the w-whowe awmouw of G-God, that ye may be abwe to stand +against t-the wiwes of t-the deviw. + +6:12 Fow we wwestwe nyot against fwesh and bwood, but against +pwincipawities, against powews, against t-the wuwews of t-the dawknyess of +this wowwd, against \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw w-wickednyess in high pwaces. + +6:13 Whewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto you t-the w-whowe awmouw of G-God, that ye may be +abwe to w-withstand in t-the eviw day, and h-having donye a-aww, to stand. + +6:14 Stand thewefowe, h-having youw woins giwt about with twuth, and +h-having on t-the bweastpwate of wighteousnyess; 6:15 And youw feet shod +with t-the pwepawation of t-the gospew of peace; (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 A-Above a-aww, taking +t-the shiewd of faith, whewewith ye shaww be abwe to quench (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +fiewy dawts of t-the wicked. + +6-6:17 And o(>ω<)o t-take t-the hewmet of sawvation, and t-the s-swowd of t-the S-Spiwit, +which is t-the wowd of G-God: 6:18 ~(>_<~) *sweats* P-Pwaying awways with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwayew and +suppwication in t-the S-Spiwit, and watching theweunto with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +o(>ω<)o p-pewsevewance and suppwication (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-saints; (＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, that +(☆▽☆) u-uttewance may be given u-unto me, that I may open o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth bowdwy, to +make knyown t-the mystewy of t-the gospew, 6:20 Fow which I am an +a-ambassadow in bonds: that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein I may speak bowdwy, as I ought to +s-speak. + +6:21 But that ye awso may knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my affaiws, and how I do, Tychicus, a +bewoved b-bwothew and faithfuw m-minyistew in t-the W-Wowd, shaww make knyown to +you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: 6:22 Whom I have sent u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the same puwpose, +that ye m-might knyow ouw affaiws, and that he m-might comfowt youw heawts. + +6:23 Peace be to t-the bwethwen, and wove with faith, fwom God t-the +Fathew and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +6:24 Gwace be with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that wove ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist in +sincewity. + +A-Amen. + + + + +The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Phiwippians + + +1:1 Pauw and Timotheus, t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +saints in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus which awe a-at Phiwippi, with t-the b-bishops and +deacons: 1:2 Gwace be u-unto y-you, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew, and +fwom t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:3 I thank o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy w-wemembwance of y-you, 1:4 Awways in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +pwayew of minye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww making wequest with joy, 1:5 Fow youw +fewwowship in t-the gospew fwom t-the fiwst day untiw nyow; 1-1:6 Being +|･ω･) c-confident of this vewy thing, that he which hath begun a g-good wowk in +you wiww pewfowm it untiw t-the day of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:7 Even as it is +meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to think this of you a-aww, because I have you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt; +i-inyasmuch as both in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds, and in t-the defence and confiwmation of +t-the gospew, ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe pawtakews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwace. + +1:8 Fow God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wecowd, how gweatwy I wong aftew you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the +b-bowews of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1-1:9 And this I (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, that youw wove may abound (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet mowe and mowe in +k-knyowwedge and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww judgment; 1:10 That ye may appwove things that +awe excewwent; that ye may be sincewe and without offence tiww t-the day +of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:11 Being fiwwed with t-the fwuits of wighteousnyess, which awe by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, u-unto t-the gwowy and pwaise of God. + +1:12 But I w-wouwd ye shouwd undewstand, bwethwen, that t-the things which +happenyed u-unto m-me have f-fawwen out wathew u-unto t-the fuwthewance of t-the +g-gospew; 1:13 S-So that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds in Chwist awe manyifest in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +pawace, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew (*^‿^*) p-pwaces; 1:14 And many of t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in t-the +W-Wowd, waxing |･ω･) c-confident by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds, awe m-much mowe bowd to speak t-the +wowd without feaw. + +1:15 Some indeed pweach Chwist even of envy and stwife; and s-some awso +of g-good (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wiww: 1:16 The onye pweach Chwist of contention, nyot sincewewy, +supposing to a-add affwiction to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds: 1:17 But t-the othew of wove, +knyowing that I am s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the defence of t-the gospew. + +1:18 What then? (*ﾉωﾉ) n-nyotwithstanding, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy way, whethew in pwetence, ow in +twuth, Chwist is pweached; and I (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (^-^*)/ d-do wejoice, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and wiww +wejoice. + +1:19 Fow I knyow that this shaww tuwn to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation thwough youw +pwayew, and t-the suppwy of t-the Spiwit of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 1:20 Accowding +to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my e-eawnyest expectation and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope, that in nyothing I shaww be +a-ashamed, but that with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bowdnyess, as awways, so nyow awso Chwist +shaww be m-magnyified in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-body, whethew it be by w-wife, ow by death. + +1-1:21 Fow to m-me to wive is (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and to die is gain. + +1:22 But if I wive in t-the f-fwesh, this is t-the fwuit of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouw: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet +what I shaww choose I wot n-nyot. + +1:23 Fow I am in a s-stwait b-betwixt two, h-having a d-desiwe to depawt, and +to be with Chwist; which is faw bettew: 1-1:24 Nyevewthewess to abide in +t-the fwesh is mowe nyeedfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +1:25 And h-having this c-confidence, I knyow that I shaww abide and +continyue with you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw fuwthewance and joy of faith; 1:26 That +youw w-wejoicing may be mowe abundant in ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +coming to you again. + +1:27 Onwy wet youw c-convewsation be as it becometh t-the gospew of +Chwist: that whethew I come and s-see y-you, ow ewse be a-absent, I may h-heaw +of youw affaiws, that ye stand fast in onye spiwit, with onye mind +stwiving togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-faith of t-the g-gospew; 1:28 And in nyothing +tewwified by youw advewsawies: which is to t-them an evident token of +pewdition, but to you of sawvation, and that of God. + +1:29 Fow u-unto you it is given in t-the behawf of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, nyot onwy to +bewieve on him, but awso to s-suffew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sake; 1:30 ^w^ *screams* H-Having t-the same +confwict which ye saw in me, and nyow h-heaw to be in me. + +2:1 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be thewefowe any consowation in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, if any comfowt of +wove, if any fewwowship of t-the S-Spiwit, if any b-bowews and mewcies, 2:2 +Fuwfiw ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy, that ye be wikeminded, h-having t-the same wove, being +of onye accowd, of onye mind. + +2-2:3 Wet nyothing be donye thwough stwife ow (o´∀`o) v-vaingwowy; but in wowwinyess +of mind wet each (＃`Д´) e-esteem othew bettew than themsewves. + +2:4 Wook nyot {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man on his own things, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man awso on t-the +things of othews. + +2-2:5 Wet this mind be in y-you, which w-was awso in Chwist Jesus: 2:6 Who, +being in t-the f-fowm of G-God, thought it nyot w-wobbewy to be (*´▽`*) e-equaw with G-God: +2-2:7 But m-made himsewf of nyo weputation, and took upon him t-the f-fowm of a +s-sewvant, and w-was m-made in t-the wikenyess of m-men: 2:8 And being f-found in +fashion as a ^.^ m-man, he humbwed himsewf, and became xDD o-obedient u-unto d-death, +even t-the death of t-the c-cwoss. + +2-2:9 Whewefowe God awso hath (o_O)! h-highwy exawted him, and given him a nyame +which is a-above {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyame: 2:10 That a-at t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy k-knyee +shouwd b-bow, of things in heaven, and things in eawth, and things undew +t-the eawth; 2-2:11 And that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy tongue shouwd confess that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist +is W-Wowd, to t-the gwowy of God t-the Fathew. + +2:12 Whewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, as ye have awways obeyed, nyot as in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pwesence onwy, but nyow m-much mowe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my absence, wowk out youw own +sawvation with f-feaw and twembwing. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Fow it is God which w-wowketh in you both to wiww and to (^-^*)/ d-do of his +g-good pweasuwe. + +2:14 Do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things without muwmuwings and disputings: 2:15 That ye may +be bwamewess and hawmwess, t-the sons of G-God, without webuke, in t-the +m-midst of a cwooked and pewvewse nyation, among whom ye (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye as wights +in t-the wowwd; 2:16 Howding fowth t-the wowd of wife; that I may wejoice +in t-the day of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that I have nyot w-wun in vain, nyeithew wabouwed in +vain. + +2:17 Yea, and if I be offewed upon t-the sacwifice and sewvice of youw +faith, I joy, and wejoice with you aww. + +2:18 Fow t-the same c-cause awso (^-^*)/ d-do ye joy, and wejoice with me. + +2:19 But I t-twust in t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to send Timotheus showtwy u-unto y-you, +that I awso may be of g-good comfowt, when I knyow youw state. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Fow I have nyo man wikeminded, who wiww n-nyatuwawwy cawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw +state. + +2:21 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seek theiw own, nyot t-the things which awe ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist's. + +2:22 But ye knyow t-the p-pwoof of him, that, as a son with t-the fathew, he +hath sewved with m-me in t-the gospew. + +2:23 H-Him thewefowe I hope to send pwesentwy, so soon as I shaww s-see +how it wiww go with me. + +2:24 But I t-twust in t-the Wowd that I awso mysewf shaww come showtwy. + +2:25 Y-Yet I supposed it nyecessawy to send to you E-Epaphwoditus, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bwothew, and companyion in wabouw, and fewwowsowdiew, but youw +m-messengew, and he that minyistewed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wants. + +2:26 Fow he wonged aftew you a-aww, and w-was f-fuww of heavinyess, because +that ye h-had heawd that he h-had b-been s-sick. + +(^ω~) 2-2:27 Fow indeed he w-was sick nyigh u-unto (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but God h-had (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on h-him; +and nyot on him onwy, but on m-me awso, west I shouwd have sowwow upon +\(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. + +2:28 I sent him thewefowe t-the mowe cawefuwwy, that, when ye s-see him +again, ye may wejoice, and that I may be t-the w-wess s-sowwowfuw. + +2:29 Weceive him thewefowe in t-the Wowd with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwadnyess; and h-howd +such in weputation: 2:30 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk of Chwist he w-was nyigh +u-unto d-death, nyot wegawding his w-wife, to suppwy youw wack of sewvice +towawd me. + +3-3:1 Finyawwy, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, wejoice in t-the Wowd. To wwite t-the same +things to y-you, to m-me indeed is nyot gwievous, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you it is safe. + +3:2 Bewawe of dogs, bewawe of eviw wowkews, bewawe of t-the concision. + +3-3:3 Fow we awe t-the ciwcumcision, which w-wowship God in t-the spiwit, and +wejoice in Chwist Jesus, and have nyo confidence in t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +3:4 Though I m-might awso have confidence in t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. If any othew man +thinketh that he hath wheweof he m-might t-twust in t-the f-fwesh, I mowe: 3:5 +Ciwcumcised t-the eighth day, of t-the stock of I-Iswaew, of t-the twibe of +Benjamin, an H-Hebwew of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) H-Hebwews; as touching t-the w-waw, a Phawisee; +3-3:6 Concewnying zeaw, pewsecuting t-the chuwch; touching t-the +wighteousnyess which is in t-the w-waw, bwamewess. + +3:7 But what things wewe gain to me, those I c-counted w-woss (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (T_T) C-Chwist. + +3:8 Y-Yea doubtwess, and I count (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things but w-woss (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the excewwency +of t-the k-knyowwedge of Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom I have suffewed t-the +w-woss of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and (^-^*)/ d-do count t-them but dung, that I may (^人^) w-win (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, +3-3:9 And be f-found in him, nyot h-having minye own wighteousnyess, which is +of t-the w-waw, but that which is thwough t-the f-faith of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the +wighteousnyess which is of God by faith: 3:10 That I may knyow him, and +t-the p-powew of his wesuwwection, and t-the fewwowship of his suffewings, +being m-made c-confowmabwe u-unto his death; 3:11 If by any means I m-might +attain u-unto t-the wesuwwection of t-the dead. + +3:12 Nyot as t-though I h-had awweady attainyed, eithew wewe awweady +pewfect: but I fowwow aftew, if that I may a-appwehend that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which +awso I am appwehended of Chwist Jesus. + +3:13 Bwethwen, I count nyot mysewf to have appwehended: but this onye +t-thing I do, fowgetting those things which awe behind, and weaching +fowth u-unto those things which awe b-befowe, 3:14 I pwess towawd t-the mawk +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwize of t-the high cawwing of God in Chwist Jesus. + +3:15 Wet us thewefowe, as many as be p-pewfect, be thus minded: and if +in any t-thing ye be o-othewwise minded, God shaww weveaw even this u-unto +you. + +3:16 N-Nyevewthewess, w-wheweto we have awweady attainyed, wet us wawk by +t-the same wuwe, wet us mind t-the same thing. + +3:17 Bwethwen, be fowwowews togethew of me, and mawk t-them which wawk +so as ye have us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an ensampwe. + +3:18 (Fow many wawk, of whom I have towd you o-often, and nyow teww you +even weeping, that they awe t-the enyemies of t-the cwoss of Chwist: 3:19 +Whose end is destwuction, whose God is theiw b-bewwy, and whose gwowy is +in theiw shame, who mind eawthwy t-things.) (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Fow ouw c-convewsation +is in heaven; fwom whence awso we wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Saviouw, t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +Chwist: 3:21 Who shaww change ouw viwe b-body, that it may be fashionyed +w-wike u-unto his gwowious b-body, a-accowding to t-the wowking wheweby he is +abwe even to subdue (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things u-unto himsewf. + +4:1 Thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen deawwy bewoved and wonged fow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy and +cwown, so stand fast in t-the W-Wowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my deawwy bewoved. + +4-4:2 I b-beseech E-Euodias, and b-beseech Syntyche, that they be of t-the same +mind in t-the Wowd. + +4:3 And I intweat thee awso, twue yokefewwow, hewp those w-women which +wabouwed with m-me in t-the gospew, with C-Cwement awso, and with othew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +fewwowwabouwews, whose nyames awe in t-the book of wife. + +4-4:4 Wejoice in t-the Wowd awway: and again I say, Wejoice. + +4-4:5 Wet youw modewation be knyown u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. The Wowd is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +4:6 (☆▽☆) B-Be cawefuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyothing; but in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing by pwayew and +suppwication with thanksgiving wet youw wequests be m-made knyown u-unto +God. + +4:7 And t-the peace of G-God, which passeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww u-undewstanding, shaww keep +youw (x_x)V h-heawts and m-minds thwough Chwist Jesus. + +4-4:8 Finyawwy, bwethwen, whatsoevew things awe twue, whatsoevew things +awe honyest, whatsoevew things awe just, whatsoevew things awe puwe, +whatsoevew things awe wovewy, whatsoevew things awe of g-good (＃`Д´) w-wepowt; if +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any viwtue, and if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any p-pwaise, think on these +things. + +4:9 Those things, which ye have both weawnyed, and weceived, and heawd, +and s-seen in me, do: and t-the God of peace shaww be with you. + +4:10 But I w-wejoiced in t-the Wowd g-gweatwy, that nyow a-at t-the wast youw +cawe of m-me hath fwouwished a-again; whewein ye wewe awso c-cawefuw, but ye +w-wacked oppowtunyity. + +4:11 Nyot that I speak in wespect of want: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have weawnyed, in +whatsoevew state I am, thewewith to be content. + +4:12 I knyow both how to be abased, and I knyow how to abound: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +whewe and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things I am instwucted both to be f-fuww and to be +hungwy, both to abound and to s-suffew nyeed. + +4:13 I c-can (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things thwough Chwist which s-stwengthenyeth me. + +4:14 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding ye have w-weww donye, that ye did (´ ∀ ` *) c-communyicate with +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my affwiction. + +4:15 Nyow ye Phiwippians knyow awso, that in t-the beginnying of t-the +gospew, when I depawted fwom M-Macedonyia, nyo chuwch communyicated with m-me +as c-concewnying giving and weceiving, but ye onwy. + +4:16 Fow even in Thessawonyica ye sent o-once and again u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +n-nyecessity. + +4:17 Nyot because I d-desiwe a g-gift: but I d-desiwe fwuit that may abound +to youw account. + +4-4:18 But I have a-aww, and abound: I am fuww, h-having weceived of +E-Epaphwoditus t-the things which wewe sent fwom y-you, an odouw of a sweet +smeww, a sacwifice acceptabwe, wewwpweasing to God. + +4:19 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God shaww suppwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw nyeed a-accowding to his w-wiches in +gwowy by Chwist Jesus. + +4:20 Nyow u-unto God and ouw Fathew be gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. + +4:21 S-Sawute {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy saint in Chwist Jesus. The (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which awe with +m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet you. + +4:22 Aww t-the saints sawute y-you, chiefwy they that awe of Caesaw's +househowd. + +4:23 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you aww. A-Amen. + + + + +The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the C-Cowossians + + +1:1 Pauw, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist by t-the wiww of G-God, +and Timotheus ouw bwothew, 1:2 To t-the saints and faithfuw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +in Chwist which awe a-at Cowosse: Gwace be u-unto y-you, and p-peace, +fwom God ouw Fathew and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:3 We g-give thanks to God and t-the Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, pwaying +awways (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, +1:4 Since we heawd of youw f-faith in Chwist Jesus, and of t-the wove which ye +have to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the saints, +1:5 Fow t-the hope which is w-waid up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you in heaven, wheweof ye heawd +befowe in t-the wowd of t-the twuth of t-the g-gospew; +1-1:6 W-Which is come u-unto y-you, as it is in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd; and bwingeth fowth +f-fwuit, as it doth awso in y-you, since t-the day ye heawd of it, and knyew t-the +gwace of God in twuth: +1:7 As ye awso (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed of Epaphwas ouw deaw fewwowsewvant, who is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you +a faithfuw m-minyistew of Chwist; +1:8 Who awso d-decwawed u-unto us youw wove in t-the Spiwit. + +1-1:9 Fow this c-cause we awso, since t-the day we heawd it, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot cease to +p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and to d-desiwe that ye m-might be fiwwed with t-the k-knyowwedge of his +wiww in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wisdom and \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw undewstanding; +1:10 That ye m-might wawk wowthy of t-the Wowd u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-pweasing, being +f-fwuitfuw in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowk, and i-incweasing in t-the k-knyowwedge of God; +1:11 Stwengthenyed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww might, a-accowding to his gwowious p-powew, u-unto +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-patience and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing with joyfuwnyess; +1:12 Giving thanks u-unto t-the Fathew, which hath m-made us meet to be +pawtakews of t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the saints in wight: +1:13 Who hath dewivewed us fwom t-the p-powew of dawknyess, and hath t-twanswated +us into t-the kingdom of his deaw Son: +1:14 In whom we have ~(>_<~) w-wedemption thwough his bwood, even t-the fowgivenyess of +(*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: +1:15 Who is t-the i-image of t-the invisibwe G-God, t-the fiwstbown of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +c-cweatuwe: +1:16 Fow by him wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things cweated, that awe in heaven, and that awe +in eawth, visibwe and i-invisibwe, whethew they be t-thwonyes, ow dominyions, ow +pwincipawities, ow p-powews: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things wewe cweated by him, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him: +1:17 And he is befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and by him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things consist. + +1:18 And he is t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the b-body, t-the chuwch: who is t-the beginnying, t-the +fiwstbown fwom t-the dead; that in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things he m-might have t-the pweeminyence. + +1:19 Fow it pweased t-the Fathew that in him shouwd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fuwnyess dweww; +1:20 And, h-having m-made peace thwough t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of his cwoss, by him to +weconciwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things u-unto himsewf; by him, I say, whethew they be things in +eawth, ow things in heaven. + +1-1:21 And y-you, that wewe sometime awienyated and enyemies in youw mind by +wicked wowks, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyow hath he weconciwed +1:22 In t-the body of his fwesh thwough d-death, to pwesent you h-howy and +unbwameabwe and unwepwoveabwe in his sight: +1:23 If ye continyue in t-the f-faith gwounded and settwed, and be nyot moved +away fwom t-the hope of t-the gospew, which ye have heawd, and which w-was (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached +to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cweatuwe which is undew heaven; wheweof I Pauw am m-made a minyistew; +1-1:24 Who nyow wejoice in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suffewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and fiww up that which is +behind of t-the a-affwictions of Chwist in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his body's sake, which is +t-the chuwch: +1:25 W-Wheweof I am m-made a minyistew, a-accowding to t-the dispensation of God +which is given to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, to fuwfiw t-the wowd of God; +1:26 Even t-the mystewy which hath b-been hid fwom ages and fwom genyewations, +but nyow is m-made manyifest to his s-saints: +1:27 To whom God w-wouwd make knyown what is t-the w-wiches of t-the gwowy of this +mystewy among t-the Gentiwes; which is Chwist in y-you, t-the hope of gwowy: +1:28 Whom we pweach, wawnying {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, and teaching {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +wisdom; that we may pwesent {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man pewfect in Chwist Jesus: +1:29 ;;w;; W-Wheweunto I awso wabouw, stwiving a-accowding to his wowking, which +w-wowketh in m-me m-mightiwy. + +2:1 Fow I w-wouwd that ye knyew what gweat confwict I have (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-them a-at Waodicea, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as many as have nyot s-seen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face in t-the fwesh; +2:2 That theiw (x_x)V h-heawts m-might be comfowted, being knyit togethew in wove, and +u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wiches of t-the f-fuww assuwance of u-undewstanding, to t-the +acknyowwedgement of t-the mystewy of G-God, and of t-the Fathew, and of Chwist; +2-2:3 In whom awe hid (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tweasuwes of wisdom and knyowwedge. + +2:4 And this I say, west any man shouwd beguiwe you with e-enticing wowds. + +2-2:5 Fow t-though I be absent in t-the f-fwesh, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet am I with you in t-the spiwit, +joying and behowding youw owdew, and t-the stedfastnyess of youw f-faith in +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +2:6 As ye have thewefowe weceived Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the W-Wowd, so wawk ye in +him: +2-2:7 Wooted and b-buiwt up in him, and s-stabwished in t-the faith, as ye have +b-been taught, (T_T) a-abounding (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein with thanksgiving. + +2:8 Bewawe west any man spoiw you thwough phiwosophy and vain deceit, +aftew t-the twadition of men, aftew t-the wudiments of t-the wowwd, and nyot aftew +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +2-2:9 Fow in him d-dwewweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fuwnyess of t-the G-Godhead bodiwy. + +2:10 And ye awe compwete in him, which is t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwincipawity and +powew: +2-2:11 In whom awso ye awe ciwcumcised with t-the ciwcumcision m-made without +hands, in putting off t-the body of t-the s-sins of t-the fwesh by t-the ciwcumcision +of Chwist: +2:12 Buwied with him in b-baptism, whewein awso ye awe wisen with him +thwough t-the f-faith of t-the o-opewation of G-God, who hath waised him fwom t-the dead. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And y-you, being dead in youw s-sins and t-the unciwcumcision of youw +f-fwesh, hath he quickenyed togethew with him, h-having fowgiven you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +twespasses; +2:14 Bwotting out t-the handwwiting of owdinyances that w-was against u-us, which +w-was contwawy to u-us, and took it out of t-the way, nyaiwing it to his cwoss; +2:15 And h-having spoiwed p-pwincipawities and powews, he m-made a s-shew of t-them +o-openwy, (＾• ω •＾) t-twiumphing o-ovew t-them in it. + +2:16 Wet nyo man thewefowe j-judge you in m-meat, ow in dwink, ow in wespect of +an howyday, ow of t-the nyew moon, ow of t-the sabbath ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: +2:17 W-Which awe a shadow of things to come; but t-the body is of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +2:18 Wet nyo man beguiwe you of youw wewawd in a vowuntawy humiwity and +wowshipping of a-angews, intwuding into those things which he hath nyot seen, +vainwy puffed up by his fweshwy mind, +2:19 And nyot howding t-the Head, fwom which (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the body by joints and bands +h-having nyouwishment minyistewed, and knyit togethew, incweaseth with t-the +incwease of God. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Whewefowe if ye be dead with Chwist fwom t-the wudiments of t-the wowwd, +{{ (>_<) }} w-why, as t-though wiving in t-the wowwd, awe ye subject to owdinyances, +2:21 (Touch n-nyot; taste n-nyot; handwe n-nyot; +2:22 W-Which (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe to pewish with t-the u-using;) aftew t-the c-commandments and +doctwinyes of men? +2:23 W-Which things have indeed a s-shew of wisdom in wiww wowship, and +h-humiwity, and nyegwecting of t-the b-body: nyot in any honyouw to t-the satisfying +of t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +3-3:1 If ye t-then be wisen with (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, seek those things which awe above, +whewe Chwist sitteth on t-the wight hand of God. + +3:2 Set youw affection on things above, nyot on things on t-the eawth. + +3-3:3 Fow ye awe dead, and youw wife is hid with Chwist in God. + +3:4 When (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who is ouw w-wife, shaww appeaw, t-then shaww ye awso appeaw +with him in gwowy. + +3:5 Mowtify thewefowe youw membews which awe upon t-the eawth; f-fownyication, +uncweannyess, inyowdinyate a-affection, eviw concupiscence, and covetousnyess, +which is idowatwy: +3-3:6 Fow which t-things' sake t-the wwath of God cometh on t-the chiwdwen of +disobedience: +3:7 In t-the which ye awso wawked s-some time, when ye w-wived in them. + +3:8 But nyow ye awso put off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-these; angew, wwath, mawice, b-bwasphemy, +fiwthy communyication out of youw mouth. + +3-3:9 Wie nyot onye to anyothew, seeing that ye have put off t-the o-owd man with +his deeds; +3:10 And have put on t-the nyew ^.^ m-man, which is wenyewed in k-knyowwedge aftew t-the +i-image of him that cweated him: +3:11 Whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyeithew Gweek (=`ω´=) n-nyow J-Jew, ciwcumcision (=`ω´=) n-nyow +unciwcumcision, Bawbawian, Scythian, bond (=`ω´=) n-nyow fwee: but Chwist is a-aww, and in +aww. + +3:12 Put on thewefowe, as t-the ewect of G-God, h-howy and bewoved, b-bowews of +mewcies, k-kindnyess, humbwenyess of mind, meeknyess, wongsuffewing; +3:13 Fowbeawing onye anyothew, and fowgiving onye anyothew, if any man have a +quawwew against any: even as Chwist f-fowgave y-you, so awso (^-^*)/ d-do OwO y-ye. + +3:14 And a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things put on chawity, which is t-the bond of +pewfectnyess. + +3:15 And wet t-the peace of God w-wuwe in youw heawts, to t-the which awso ye +awe cawwed in onye body; and be ye t-thankfuw. + +3:16 Wet t-the wowd of Chwist dweww in you wichwy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wisdom; teaching +and admonyishing onye anyothew in psawms and hymns and \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw s-songs, singing +with gwace in youw (x_x)V h-heawts to t-the Wowd. + +3:17 And whatsoevew ye (^-^*)/ d-do in wowd ow deed, (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd +Jesus, giving thanks to God and t-the Fathew by h-him. + +3:18 Wives, submit youwsewves u-unto youw own h-husbands, as it is fit in t-the +Wowd. + +3:19 H-Husbands, wove youw wives, and be nyot bittew against them. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Chiwdwen, obey youw p-pawents in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is w-weww pweasing +u-unto t-the Wowd. + +3:21 Fathews, pwovoke nyot youw chiwdwen to angew, west they be +discouwaged. + +3-3:22 Sewvants, obey in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things youw mastews a-accowding to t-the fwesh; nyot +with e-eyesewvice, as menpweasews; but in singwenyess of heawt, feawing God; +3:23 And whatsoevew ye do, (^-^*)/ d-do it heawtiwy, as to t-the W-Wowd, and nyot u-unto +men; +3:24 Knyowing that of t-the Wowd ye shaww weceive t-the wewawd of t-the +inhewitance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye sewve t-the Wowd (T_T) C-Chwist. + +(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 But he that doeth w-wwong shaww weceive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wwong which he hath +d-donye: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wespect of pewsons. + +4:1 Mastews, g-give u-unto youw (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that which is just and equaw; knyowing +that ye awso have a M-Mastew in heaven. + +4-4:2 Continyue in pwayew, and watch in t-the same with t-thanksgiving; +4:3 Withaw pwaying awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that God w-wouwd open u-unto us a doow of +uttewance, to speak t-the mystewy of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which I am awso in bonds: +4-4:4 That I may make it manyifest, as I ought to s-speak. + +4-4:5 Wawk in wisdom towawd t-them that awe without, wedeeming t-the ^w^ t-time. + +4:6 Wet youw speech be awway with gwace, seasonyed with sawt, that ye may +knyow how ye ought to answew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-man. + +4:7 Aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my state shaww T-Tychicus decwawe u-unto y-you, who is a bewoved +bwothew, and a faithfuw m-minyistew and f-fewwowsewvant in t-the Wowd: +4-4:8 Whom I have sent u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the same puwpose, that he m-might knyow +youw estate, and comfowt youw heawts; +4:9 With O-Onyesimus, a faithfuw and bewoved bwothew, who is onye of you. They +shaww make knyown u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which awe donye hewe. + +4:10 Awistawchus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fewwowpwisonyew sawuteth y-you, and Mawcus, sistew's son +to B-Bawnyabas, (-(touching whom ye weceived commandments: if he come u-unto y-you, +weceive him;) +4:11 And Jesus, which is cawwed ╰(▔∀▔)╯ J-Justus, who awe of t-the c-ciwcumcision. These +onwy awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fewwowwowkews u-unto t-the kingdom of G-God, which have b-been a comfowt +u-unto me. + +4:12 E-Epaphwas, who is onye of y-you, a sewvant of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, sawuteth y-you, +awways wabouwing fewventwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you in pwayews, that ye may stand pewfect and +compwete in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wiww of God. + +4:13 Fow I beaw him wecowd, that he hath a gweat zeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and t-them +that awe in Waodicea, and t-them in Hiewapowis. + +4:14 W-Wuke, t-the bewoved p-physician, and Demas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet you. + +4:15 S-Sawute t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which awe in Waodicea, and Nymphas, and t-the +chuwch which is in his house. + +4:16 And when this epistwe is wead among y-you, c-cause that it be wead awso +in t-the chuwch of t-the Waodiceans; and that ye wikewise wead t-the epistwe fwom +Waodicea. + +4:17 And say to Awchippus, Take heed to t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy which t-thou hast +weceived in t-the W-Wowd, that t-thou fuwfiw it. + +4-4:18 The sawutation by t-the hand of m-me Pauw. Wemembew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds. Gwace be +with you. A-Amen. + + + + +The Fiwst Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Thessawonyians + + +1:1 Pauw, and S-Siwvanyus, and Timotheus, u-unto t-the chuwch of t-the +Thessawonyians which is in God t-the Fathew and in t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: +Gwace be u-unto y-you, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew, and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:2 We g-give thanks to God awways (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you a-aww, making mention of you in +ouw pwayews; 1:3 Wemembewing without ceasing youw wowk of faith, and +wabouw of wove, and p-patience of hope in ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, in t-the +sight of God and ouw F-Fathew; 1:4 >_< K-Knyowing, (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen bewoved, youw +ewection of God. + +1:5 Fow ouw gospew came nyot u-unto you in wowd onwy, but awso in p-powew, +and in t-the Howy Ghost, and in m-much assuwance; as ye knyow what m-mannyew +of men we wewe among you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sake. + +1-1:6 And ye became fowwowews of u-us, and of t-the W-Wowd, h-having weceived +t-the wowd in m-much a-affwiction, with joy of t-the Howy Ghost. + +1:7 S-So that ye wewe ensampwes to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that bewieve in M-Macedonyia and +Achaia. + +1:8 Fow fwom you sounded out t-the wowd of t-the Wowd nyot onwy in +M-Macedonyia and A-Achaia, but awso in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace youw f-faith to God-wawd +is spwead abwoad; so that we nyeed nyot to speak any thing. + +1-1:9 Fow they themsewves s-shew of us what m-mannyew of entewing in we h-had +u-unto y-you, and how ye (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to God fwom idows to sewve t-the wiving and +twue God; 1:10 And to wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his S-Son fwom heaven, whom he waised +fwom t-the dead, even Jesus, which dewivewed us fwom t-the wwath to come. + +2:1 Fow youwsewves, bwethwen, knyow ouw entwance in u-unto y-you, that it +w-was nyot in vain: 2:2 But even aftew that we h-had suffewed b-befowe, and +wewe s-shamefuwwy e-entweated, as ye knyow, a-at Phiwippi, we wewe bowd in +ouw God to speak u-unto you t-the gospew of God with m-much contention. + +2-2:3 Fow ouw exhowtation w-was nyot of deceit, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of uncweannyess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in +guiwe: 2:4 But as we wewe awwowed of God to be put in t-twust with t-the +gospew, even so we s-speak; nyot as pweasing men, but G-God, which twieth +ouw heawts. + +2-2:5 Fow nyeithew a-at any time used we fwattewing wowds, as ye knyow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +a c-cwoke of covetousnyess; God is w-witnyess: 2:6 Nyow of men sought we +gwowy, nyeithew of y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet of othews, when we m-might have b-been +buwdensome, as t-the apostwes of (T_T) C-Chwist. + +2-2:7 But we wewe gentwe among y-you, even as a n-nyuwse (*´▽`*) c-chewisheth hew +chiwdwen: 2:8 S-So being affectionyatewy desiwous of y-you, we wewe wiwwing +to have impawted u-unto y-you, nyot t-the gospew of God onwy, but awso ouw +own souws, because ye wewe deaw u-unto us. + +2-2:9 Fow ye wemembew, bwethwen, ouw wabouw and twavaiw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wabouwing +nyight and day, because we w-wouwd nyot be c-chawgeabwe u-unto any of y-you, we +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto you t-the gospew of God. + +2:10 Ye awe witnyesses, and God awso, how howiwy and justwy and +unbwameabwy we behaved ouwsewves among you that bewieve: 2-2:11 As ye +knyow how we ^-^ *teleports behind you* e-exhowted and c-comfowted and c-chawged {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of y-you, as a +o(>ω<)o f-fathew doth his c-chiwdwen, 2:12 That ye w-wouwd wawk wowthy of G-God, who +hath cawwed you u-unto his kingdom and gwowy. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Fow this c-cause awso thank we God without ceasing, because, when +ye weceived t-the wowd of God which ye heawd of u-us, ye weceived it nyot +as t-the wowd of men, but as it is in twuth, t-the wowd of G-God, which +e-effectuawwy w-wowketh awso in you that bewieve. + +2:14 Fow ye, bwethwen, became fowwowews of t-the chuwches of God which +in Judaea awe in Chwist Jesus: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awso have suffewed w-wike things +of youw own countwymen, even as they have of t-the Jews: 2:15 Who both +kiwwed t-the Wowd Jesus, and theiw own pwophets, and have pewsecuted us; +and they pwease nyot G-God, and awe contwawy to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men: 2:16 Fowbidding +us to speak to t-the G-Gentiwes that they m-might be saved, to fiww up theiw +s-sins awway: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wwath is come upon t-them to t-the uttewmost. + +2:17 But ^w^ w-we, bwethwen, being taken fwom you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a showt time in +pwesence, nyot in heawt, e-endeavouwed t-the mowe abundantwy to s-see youw +f-face with gweat d-desiwe. + +2:18 Whewefowe we w-wouwd have come u-unto y-you, even I Pauw, o-once and +a-again; but Satan hindewed us. + +2:19 Fow what is ouw hope, ow joy, ow cwown of wejoicing? Awe nyot even +ye in t-the pwesence of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist a-at his coming? {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Fow +ye awe ouw gwowy and j-joy. + +3-3:1 Whewefowe when we couwd nyo wongew fowbeaw, we thought it g-good to +be weft a-at A-Athens awonye; 3:2 And sent Timotheus, ouw bwothew, and +m-minyistew of G-God, and ouw fewwowwabouwew in t-the gospew of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, to +estabwish y-you, and to comfowt you c-concewnying youw faith: 3-3:3 That nyo +man shouwd be moved by these a-affwictions: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves knyow that we +awe appointed theweunto. + +3:4 Fow vewiwy, when we wewe with y-you, we towd you befowe that we +shouwd s-suffew twibuwation; even as it came to pass, and ye knyow. + +3:5 Fow this cause, when I couwd nyo wongew fowbeaw, I sent to knyow +youw faith, west by s-some means t-the temptew have tempted y-you, and ouw +wabouw be in vain. + +3-3:6 But nyow when Timotheus came fwom you u-unto u-us, and b-bwought us g-good +tidings of youw f-faith and chawity, and that ye have g-good w-wemembwance +of us awways, desiwing gweatwy to s-see u-us, as we awso to s-see you: 3:7 +Thewefowe, bwethwen, we wewe c-comfowted o-ovew you in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw affwiction +and d-distwess by youw faith: 3:8 Fow nyow we wive, if ye stand fast in +t-the Wowd. + +3-3:9 Fow what thanks c-can we w-wendew to God again (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +joy whewewith we joy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes befowe ouw God; 3:10 Nyight and day +pwaying e-exceedingwy that we m-might s-see youw face, and m-might pewfect +that which is w-wacking in youw faith? 3:11 Nyow God himsewf and ouw +Fathew, and ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect ouw w-way u-unto you. + +3:12 And t-the Wowd make you to incwease and abound in wove onye towawd +anyothew, and towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, even as we (^-^*)/ d-do towawd you: 3:13 To t-the end +he may s-stabwish youw (x_x)V h-heawts unbwameabwe in howinyess befowe G-God, even +ouw Fathew, a-at t-the coming of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his +saints. + +4:1 Fuwthewmowe t-then we b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, and exhowt you by t-the +Wowd Jesus, that as ye have weceived of us how ye ought to wawk and to +pwease G-God, so ye w-wouwd abound mowe and mowe. + +4-4:2 Fow ye knyow what c-commandments we gave you by t-the Wowd Jesus. + +4:3 Fow this is t-the wiww of G-God, even youw sanctification, that ye +shouwd abstain fwom fownyication: 4-4:4 That {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you shouwd knyow +how to possess his vessew in sanctification and honyouw; 4-4:5 Nyot in t-the +w-wust of concupiscence, even as t-the G-Gentiwes which knyow nyot G-God: 4:6 +That nyo man go beyond and defwaud his b-bwothew in any m-mattew: because +that t-the Wowd is t-the avengew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such, as we awso have fowewawnyed +you and testified. + +4:7 Fow God hath nyot cawwed us u-unto uncweannyess, but u-unto howinyess. + +4-4:8 He thewefowe that despiseth, despiseth nyot ^.^ m-man, but G-God, who hath +awso given u-unto us his h-howy Spiwit. + +4:9 But as touching bwothewwy wove ye nyeed nyot that I wwite u-unto you: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye youwsewves awe taught of God to wove onye anyothew. + +4:10 And indeed ye (^-^*)/ d-do it towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +Macedonyia: but we b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, that ye incwease mowe and +mowe; 4:11 And that ye s-study to be quiet, and to (^-^*)/ d-do youw own businyess, +and to wowk with youw own hands, as we commanded you; 4:12 That ye may +wawk honyestwy towawd t-them that awe without, and that ye may have wack +of nyothing. + +4:13 But I w-wouwd nyot have you to be ignyowant, bwethwen, c-concewnying +t-them which awe asweep, that ye sowwow nyot, even as othews which have +nyo hope. + +4:14 Fow if we bewieve that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus died and w-wose again, even so t-them +awso which (o´∀`o) s-sweep in ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wiww God bwing with h-him. + +4:15 Fow this we say u-unto you by t-the wowd of t-the W-Wowd, that we which +awe a-awive and wemain u-unto t-the coming of t-the Wowd shaww nyot pwevent +t-them which awe asweep. + +4:16 Fow t-the Wowd himsewf shaww descend fwom heaven with a shout, with +t-the voice of t-the awchangew, and with t-the twump of G-God: and t-the dead in +Chwist shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise fiwst: 4:17 T-Then we which awe a-awive and wemain shaww +be caught up togethew with t-them in t-the c-cwouds, to meet t-the Wowd in t-the +a-aiw: and so shaww we e-evew be with t-the Wowd. + +4-4:18 Whewefowe comfowt onye anyothew with these wowds. + +5:1 But of t-the times and t-the seasons, bwethwen, ye have nyo nyeed that I +wwite u-unto you. + +5-5:2 Fow youwsewves knyow p-pewfectwy that t-the day of t-the Wowd so cometh +as a t-thief in t-the nyight. + +5:3 Fow when they shaww say, Peace and s-safety; t-then s-sudden destwuction +cometh upon t-them, as twavaiw upon a woman with chiwd; and they shaww +nyot escape. + +5:4 But ye, bwethwen, awe nyot in dawknyess, that that day shouwd +(=①ω①=) o-ovewtake you as a t-thief. + +5:5 Ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of wight, and t-the chiwdwen of t-the day: we +awe nyot of t-the nyight, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of dawknyess. + +5:6 Thewefowe wet us nyot sweep, as (^-^*)/ d-do othews; but wet us watch and be +sobew. + +5:7 Fow they that (o´∀`o) s-sweep (o´∀`o) s-sweep in t-the nyight; and they that be dwunken +awe dwunken in t-the nyight. + +5:8 But wet u-us, who awe of t-the day, be sobew, putting on t-the +bweastpwate of f-faith and wove; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hewmet, t-the hope of +s-sawvation. + +5:9 Fow God hath nyot appointed us to wwath, but to obtain sawvation by +ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 5:10 Who died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that, whethew we wake ow +sweep, we shouwd wive togethew with h-him. + +5:11 Whewefowe comfowt youwsewves togethew, and edify onye anyothew, +even as awso ye do. + +5:12 And we b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, to knyow t-them which wabouw among +y-you, and awe o-ovew you in t-the W-Wowd, and admonyish you; 5-5:13 And to +(＃`Д´) e-esteem t-them vewy (o_O)! h-highwy in wove (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wowk's sake. And be a-at peace +among y-youwsewves. + +5:14 Nyow we exhowt y-you, bwethwen, wawn t-them that awe u-unwuwy, comfowt +t-the feebweminded, suppowt t-the weak, be patient towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. + +5:15 See that nyonye w-wendew eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw u-unto any man; but e-evew fowwow +that which is g-good, both among youwsewves, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. + +5:16 Wejoice evewmowe. + +5:17 Pway without ceasing. + +5:18 In {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing g-give t-thanks: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the wiww of God in Chwist +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus c-concewnying you. + +5:19 Quench nyot t-the Spiwit. + +5:20 Despise nyot (^人^) p-pwophesyings. + +5:21 P-Pwove (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; h-howd fast that which is good. + +5:22 Abstain fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-appeawance of \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +5:23 And t-the vewy God of peace sanctify you whowwy; and I p-pway God +youw w-whowe spiwit and souw and body be pwesewved bwamewess u-unto t-the +coming of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +5-5:24 Faithfuw is he that cawweth y-you, who awso wiww (^-^*)/ d-do it. + +5:25 Bwethwen, p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +5:26 Gweet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen with an h-howy kiss. + +5:27 I chawge you by t-the Wowd that this epistwe be wead u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +h-howy bwethwen. + +5:28 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you. A-Amen. + + + + +The S-Second Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Thessawonyians + + +1:1 Pauw, and S-Siwvanyus, and Timotheus, u-unto t-the chuwch of t-the +Thessawonyians in God ouw Fathew and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:2 Gwace +u-unto y-you, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:3 We awe b-bound to thank God awways (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, bwethwen, as it is meet, +because that youw f-faith g-gwoweth e-exceedingwy, and t-the chawity of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye of you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww towawd each othew aboundeth; 1:4 S-So that we ouwsewves +gwowy in you in t-the chuwches of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw p-patience and f-faith in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +youw pewsecutions and twibuwations that ye enduwe: 1:5 W-Which is a +manyifest token of t-the wighteous j-judgment of G-God, that ye may be +c-counted wowthy of t-the kingdom of G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which ye awso s-suffew: 1-1:6 +Seeing it is a wighteous t-thing with God to wecompense twibuwation to +t-them that twoubwe you; 1:7 And to you who awe twoubwed w-west with u-us, +when t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shaww be weveawed fwom heaven with his mighty +a-angews, 1:8 In fwaming fiwe taking vengeance on t-them that knyow nyot +G-God, and that obey nyot t-the gospew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1-1:9 Who +shaww be punyished with evewwasting destwuction fwom t-the pwesence of +t-the W-Wowd, and fwom t-the gwowy of his powew; 1:10 When he shaww come to +be gwowified in his saints, and to be admiwed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that bewieve +(because ouw t-testimony among you w-was b-bewieved) in that d-day. + +1:11 Whewefowe awso we p-pway awways (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, that ouw God w-wouwd count +you wowthy of this cawwing, and fuwfiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good pweasuwe of his +goodnyess, and t-the wowk of f-faith with powew: 1:12 That t-the nyame of ouw +Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist may be gwowified in y-you, and ye in him, a-accowding to +t-the gwace of ouw God and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +2:1 Nyow we b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, by t-the coming of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and by ouw gathewing togethew u-unto him, 2:2 That ye be nyot +soon shaken in mind, ow be twoubwed, nyeithew by spiwit, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by wowd, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow by wettew as fwom u-us, as that t-the day of Chwist is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +2-2:3 Wet nyo man deceive you by any means: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that day shaww nyot come, +except (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come a fawwing away fiwst, and that man of sin be +weveawed, t-the son of pewdition; 2:4 Who opposeth and (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth himsewf +a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is cawwed G-God, ow that is w-wowshipped; so that he as God +sitteth in t-the tempwe of G-God, shewing himsewf that he is God. + +2-2:5 Wemembew ye nyot, that, when I w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet with y-you, I towd you these +(o^▽^o) t-things? 2:6 And nyow ye knyow what withhowdeth that he m-might be +weveawed in his ^w^ t-time. + +2-2:7 Fow t-the mystewy of i-inyiquity doth awweady wowk: onwy he who nyow +wetteth wiww wet, untiw he be taken out of t-the way. + +2:8 And t-then shaww that Wicked be weveawed, whom t-the Wowd shaww +consume with t-the spiwit of his mouth, and shaww d-destwoy with t-the +bwightnyess of his coming: 2-2:9 Even him, whose coming is aftew t-the +wowking of Satan with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-powew and signs and wying wondews, 2:10 And +with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww d-deceivabwenyess of u-unwighteousnyess in t-them that pewish; +because they weceived nyot t-the wove of t-the twuth, that they m-might be +saved. + +2-2:11 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause God shaww send t-them stwong dewusion, that they +shouwd bewieve a wie: 2:12 That they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-might be damnyed who bewieved +nyot t-the twuth, but h-had pweasuwe in unwighteousnyess. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 But we awe b-bound to g-give thanks awway to God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen +bewoved of t-the W-Wowd, because God hath fwom t-the beginnying chosen you to +sawvation thwough sanctification of t-the Spiwit and bewief of t-the +twuth: 2:14 ;;w;; W-Wheweunto he cawwed you by ouw gospew, to t-the obtainying of +t-the gwowy of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +2:15 Thewefowe, bwethwen, stand fast, and h-howd t-the twaditions which ye +have b-been taught, whethew by wowd, ow ouw epistwe. + +2:16 Nyow ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist himsewf, and G-God, even ouw Fathew, +which hath woved u-us, and hath given us evewwasting consowation and +g-good hope thwough gwace, 2:17 Comfowt youw heawts, and s-stabwish you in +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowd and wowk. + +3-3:1 Finyawwy, bwethwen, p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that t-the wowd of t-the Wowd may have +fwee c-couwse, and be g-gwowified, even as it is with you: 3:2 And that we +may be dewivewed fwom unweasonyabwe and wicked m-men: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men have +nyot faith. + +3-3:3 But t-the Wowd is f-faithfuw, who shaww s-stabwish y-you, and keep you +fwom \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +3:4 And we have confidence in t-the Wowd touching y-you, that ye both (^-^*)/ d-do +and wiww (^-^*)/ d-do t-the things which we command you. + +3:5 And t-the Wowd (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect youw (x_x)V h-heawts into t-the wove of G-God, and into t-the +patient waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (T_T) C-Chwist. + +3-3:6 Nyow we command y-you, bwethwen, in t-the nyame of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that ye withdwaw youwsewves fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy b-bwothew that w-wawketh +d-disowdewwy, and nyot aftew t-the twadition which he weceived of us. + +3:7 Fow youwsewves knyow how ye ought to fowwow us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we behaved nyot +ouwsewves d-disowdewwy among you; 3:8 N-Nyeithew did we e-eat any man's bwead +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought; but wwought with wabouw and twavaiw nyight and day, that we +m-might nyot be c-chawgeabwe to any of you: 3-3:9 Nyot because we have nyot +p-powew, but to make ouwsewves an ensampwe u-unto you to fowwow us. + +3:10 Fow even when we wewe with y-you, this we commanded y-you, that if +any w-wouwd nyot wowk, nyeithew shouwd he eat. + +3:11 Fow we h-heaw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe s-some which wawk among you d-disowdewwy, +wowking nyot a-at a-aww, but awe busybodies. + +3:12 Nyow t-them that awe such we command and exhowt by ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that with quietnyess they wowk, and e-eat theiw own bwead. + +3:13 But ye, bwethwen, be nyot weawy in w-weww doing. + +3:14 And if any man obey nyot ouw wowd by this epistwe, nyote that ^.^ m-man, +and have nyo company with him, that he may be a-ashamed. + +3:15 Y-Yet count him nyot as an enyemy, but admonyish him as a bwothew. + +3:16 Nyow t-the Wowd of peace himsewf g-give you peace awways by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww means. +The Wowd be with you aww. + +3:17 The sawutation of Pauw with minye own hand, which is t-the token in +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy epistwe: so I w-wwite. + +3:18 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you aww. A-Amen. + + + + +The Fiwst Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to Timothy + + +1:1 Pauw, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist by t-the commandment of God ouw +Saviouw, and Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which is ouw hope; 1:2 Unto T-Timothy, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my own son in t-the faith: Gwace, m-mewcy, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew +and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. + +1:3 As I besought thee to abide stiww a-at E-Ephesus, when I went into +M-Macedonyia, that t-thou mightest chawge s-some that they t-teach nyo othew +doctwinye, 1:4 N-Nyeithew g-give heed to fabwes and endwess genyeawogies, +which m-minyistew questions, wathew than g-godwy edifying which is in +faith: so do. + +1:5 Nyow t-the end of t-the commandment is chawity out of a puwe heawt, and +of a g-good conscience, and of f-faith unfeignyed: 1-1:6 Fwom which s-some +h-having swewved have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside u-unto vain jangwing; 1:7 Desiwing to +be teachews of t-the waw; undewstanding nyeithew what they say, (=`ω´=) n-nyow +wheweof they affiwm. + +1:8 But we knyow that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is g-good, if a man use it w-wawfuwwy; 1-1:9 +Knyowing this, that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is nyot m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wighteous ^.^ m-man, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the wawwess and disobedient, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ungodwy and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sinnyews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +unhowy and pwofanye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow muwdewews of f-fathews and muwdewews of mothews, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow manswayews, 1:10 Fow whowemongews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that defiwe themsewves +with mankind, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mensteawews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wiaws, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pewjuwed p-pewsons, and if +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any othew t-thing that is contwawy to s-sound doctwinye; 1:11 +Accowding to t-the gwowious gospew of t-the bwessed G-God, which w-was +committed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust. + +1:12 And I thank Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw W-Wowd, who hath enyabwed me, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that +he c-counted m-me f-faithfuw, putting m-me into t-the minyistwy; 1:13 Who w-was +befowe a bwasphemew, and a pewsecutow, and injuwious: but I obtainyed +m-mewcy, because I did it i-ignyowantwy in u-unbewief. + +1:14 And t-the gwace of ouw Wowd w-was exceeding abundant with f-faith and +wove which is in Chwist Jesus. + +1:15 This is a faithfuw s-saying, and wowthy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww acceptation, that +Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came into t-the wowwd to s-save sinnyews; of whom I am chief. + +1:16 Howbeit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause I obtainyed m-mewcy, that in m-me fiwst ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +Chwist m-might s-shew fowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wongsuffewing, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pattewn to t-them which +shouwd heweaftew bewieve on him to wife evewwasting. + +1:17 Nyow u-unto t-the King etewnyaw, immowtaw, i-invisibwe, t-the onwy wise +G-God, be honyouw and gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. + +1:18 This chawge I commit u-unto thee, son T-Timothy, a-accowding to t-the +pwophecies which went befowe on thee, that t-thou by t-them mightest waw a +g-good wawfawe; 1:19 Howding faith, and a g-good conscience; which s-some +h-having put away c-concewnying f-faith have m-made shipwweck: 1:20 O-Of whom is +H-Hymenyaeus and A-Awexandew; whom I have dewivewed u-unto Satan, that they +may weawn nyot to o(>ω<)o b-bwaspheme. + +2:1 I exhowt thewefowe, that, fiwst of a-aww, suppwications, pwayews, +intewcessions, and giving of thanks, be m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men; 2:2 Fow +kings, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in a-authowity; that we may wead a quiet and +peaceabwe wife in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww godwinyess and honyesty. + +2-2:3 Fow this is g-good and acceptabwe in t-the sight of God ouw Saviouw; +2:4 Who wiww have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men to be saved, and to come u-unto t-the k-knyowwedge +of t-the twuth. + +2-2:5 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye G-God, and onye mediatow b-between God and men, t-the +man Chwist Jesus; 2:6 Who gave himsewf a wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-aww, to be +testified in d-due ^w^ t-time. + +2-2:7 ;;w;; W-Wheweunto I am o-owdainyed a p-pweachew, and an apostwe, (I speak t-the +twuth in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and w-wie nyot;) a teachew of t-the G-Gentiwes in f-faith and +vewity. + +2:8 I wiww thewefowe that men p-pway {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe, wifting up h-howy hands, +without wwath and doubting. + +2-2:9 In w-wike m-mannyew awso, that w-women adown themsewves in modest +appawew, with shamefacednyess and sobwiety; nyot with bwoided haiw, ow +gowd, ow (o^ ^o)/ p-peawws, ow (o^ ^o) *looks away* c-costwy a-awway; 2:10 But (-(which becometh w-women +p-pwofessing godwinyess) with g-good wowks. + +2-2:11 Wet t-the woman weawn in siwence with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww subjection. + +2:12 But I s-suffew nyot a woman to teach, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to usuwp a-authowity o-ovew +t-the ^.^ m-man, but to be in (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-siwence. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Fow Adam w-was fiwst fowmed, t-then Eve. + +2:14 And Adam w-was nyot d-deceived, but t-the woman being d-deceived w-was in +t-the twansgwession. + +2:15 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding she shaww be saved in chiwdbeawing, if they +continyue in f-faith and chawity and howinyess with sobwiety. + +3-3:1 This is a twue s-saying, If a man d-desiwe t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of a bishop, he +desiweth a g-good wowk. + +3:2 A-A bishop t-then (* ^ ω ^) m-must be bwamewess, t-the h-husband of onye wife, +vigiwant, sobew, of g-good behaviouw, given to h-hospitawity, a-apt to +teach; 3-3:3 Nyot given to winye, nyo s-stwikew, nyot gweedy of fiwthy wucwe; +but patient, nyot a (╬ Ò﹏Ó) b-bwawwew, nyot covetous; 3:4 Onye that wuweth w-weww his +own h-house, h-having his chiwdwen in s-subjection with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╯✧▽✧)╯ g-gwavity; 3:5 +(Fow if a man knyow nyot how to w-wuwe his own h-house, how shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take +cawe of t-the chuwch of God?) 3-3:6 Nyot a n-nyovice, west being w-wifted up +with pwide he faww into t-the condemnyation of t-the deviw. + +3:7 Moweovew he (* ^ ω ^) m-must have a g-good wepowt of t-them which awe without; +west he faww into wepwoach and t-the snyawe of t-the deviw. + +3:8 Wikewise (* ^ ω ^) m-must t-the deacons be gwave, nyot d-doubwetongued, nyot given +to m-much winye, nyot gweedy of fiwthy wucwe; 3-3:9 Howding t-the mystewy of +t-the f-faith in a puwe conscience. + +3:10 And wet these awso fiwst be pwoved; t-then wet t-them use t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office +of a d-deacon, being f-found bwamewess. + +3:11 Even so (* ^ ω ^) m-must theiw wives be gwave, nyot swandewews, sobew, +faithfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +3:12 Wet t-the deacons be t-the husbands of onye wife, wuwing theiw +chiwdwen and theiw own houses weww. + +3:13 Fow they that have used t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of a deacon w-weww puwchase to +themsewves a g-good degwee, and gweat b-bowdnyess in t-the f-faith which is in +Chwist Jesus. + +3:14 These things wwite I u-unto thee, hoping to come u-unto thee showtwy: +3:15 But if I tawwy w-wong, that t-thou mayest knyow how t-thou o-oughtest to +behave t-thysewf in t-the house of G-God, which is t-the chuwch of t-the wiving +G-God, t-the piwwaw and (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound of t-the twuth. + +3:16 And without contwovewsy gweat is t-the mystewy of godwinyess: God +w-was manyifest in t-the f-fwesh, j-justified in t-the S-Spiwit, s-seen of a-angews, +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto t-the G-Gentiwes, bewieved on in t-the wowwd, weceived up into +gwowy. + +4:1 Nyow t-the Spiwit s-speaketh expwesswy, that in t-the wattew times s-some +shaww depawt fwom t-the faith, giving heed to seducing s-spiwits, and +doctwinyes of deviws; 4-4:2 Speaking wies in hypocwisy; h-having theiw +conscience seawed with a hot iwon; 4:3 Fowbidding to mawwy, and +c-commanding to abstain fwom meats, which God hath cweated to be +weceived with thanksgiving of t-them which bewieve and knyow t-the twuth. + +4-4:4 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cweatuwe of God is g-good, and nyothing to be w-wefused, if +it be weceived with thanksgiving: 4-4:5 Fow it is sanctified by t-the wowd +of God and p-pwayew. + +4:6 If t-thou put t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in w-wemembwance of these things, t-thou +shawt be a g-good m-minyistew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, n-nyouwished up in t-the w-wowds of +f-faith and of g-good doctwinye, wheweunto t-thou hast attainyed. + +4:7 But wefuse pwofanye and o-owd wives' fabwes, and exewcise t-thysewf +wathew u-unto godwinyess. + +4-4:8 Fow b-bodiwy exewcise pwofiteth o(>ω<)o w-wittwe: but godwinyess is pwofitabwe +u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, h-having pwomise of t-the wife that nyow is, and of that +which is to come. + +4:9 This is a faithfuw saying and wowthy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww acceptation. + +4:10 Fow thewefowe we both wabouw and s-suffew wepwoach, because we +t-twust in t-the wiving G-God, who is t-the x3 *screams* S-Saviouw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, speciawwy of +those that bewieve. + +4:11 These things command and teach. + +4:12 Wet nyo man despise thy youth; but be t-thou an e-exampwe of t-the +:33 b-bewievews, in wowd, in c-convewsation, in chawity, in spiwit, in faith, +in puwity. + +4:13 Tiww I come, g-give attendance to weading, to exhowtation, to +doctwinye. + +4:14 Nyegwect nyot t-the gift that is in thee, which w-was given thee by +pwophecy, with t-the waying on of t-the h-hands of t-the pwesbytewy. + +4:15 Meditate upon these things; g-give t-thysewf whowwy to t-them; that thy +pwofiting may appeaw to aww. + +4:16 Take heed u-unto xDD t-thysewf, and u-unto t-the doctwinye; continyue in (=`ω´=) t-them: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in doing this t-thou shawt both s-save xDD t-thysewf, and t-them that h-heaw +thee. + +5:1 Webuke nyot an ewdew, but intweat him as a f-fathew; and t-the youngew +men as bwethwen; 5-5:2 The ewdew w-women as mothews; t-the youngew as +sistews, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww puwity. + +5:3 Honyouw widows that awe widows indeed. + +5:4 But if any widow have chiwdwen ow nyephews, wet t-them weawn fiwst to +s-shew piety a-at home, and to wequite theiw pawents: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is g-good and +acceptabwe befowe God. + +5:5 Nyow she that is a widow indeed, and d-desowate, t-twusteth in G-God, and +continyueth in suppwications and pwayews nyight and d-day. + +5:6 But she that wiveth in pweasuwe is dead whiwe she w-wiveth. + +5:7 And these things g-give in c-chawge, that they may be bwamewess. + +5:8 But if any pwovide nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own, and speciawwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those of his +own h-house, he hath denyied t-the faith, and is wowse than an ＼(≧▽≦)／ i-infidew. + +5:9 Wet nyot a widow be taken into t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew undew (o_O)! t-thweescowe yeaws +o-owd, h-having b-been t-the wife of onye m-man. + +5:10 Weww wepowted of (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good wowks; if she have b-bwought up c-chiwdwen, +if she have wodged stwangews, if she have washed t-the saints' feet, if +she have wewieved t-the a-affwicted, if she have diwigentwy f-fowwowed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +g-good wowk. + +5:11 But t-the youngew widows w-wefuse: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow when they have begun to wax +w-wanton against (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, they wiww mawwy; 5:12 ^w^ *screams* H-Having damnyation, because +they have cast off theiw fiwst faith. + +5-5:13 And withaw they weawn to be idwe, wandewing about fwom house to +h-house; and nyot onwy idwe, but t-tattwews awso and b-busybodies, speaking +things which they ought n-nyot. + +5:14 I wiww thewefowe that t-the youngew w-women mawwy, beaw c-chiwdwen, +guide t-the h-house, g-give nyonye occasion to t-the a-advewsawy to speak +wepwoachfuwwy. + +5:15 Fow s-some awe awweady (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside aftew Satan. + +5:16 If any man ow woman that b-bewieveth have w-widows, wet t-them wewieve +t-them, and wet nyot t-the chuwch be c-chawged; that it may wewieve t-them that +awe widows indeed. + +5:17 Wet t-the ewdews that w-wuwe w-weww be c-counted wowthy of d-doubwe honyouw, +especiawwy they who wabouw in t-the wowd and doctwinye. + +5:18 Fow t-the scwiptuwe saith, T-Thou shawt nyot muzzwe t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox that +tweadeth out t-the cown. And, The wabouwew is wowthy of his wewawd. + +5:19 Against an ewdew weceive nyot an a-accusation, but befowe two ow +thwee witnyesses. + +5:20 Them that sin webuke befowe a-aww, that othews awso may feaw. + +5:21 I chawge thee befowe G-God, and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and t-the +ewect a-angews, that t-thou o-obsewve these things without pwefewwing onye +befowe anyothew, doing nyothing by p-pawtiawity. + +5:22 Way h-hands suddenwy on nyo ^.^ m-man, nyeithew be p-pawtakew of othew men's +(*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: keep t-thysewf (o-_-o) p-puwe. + +5:23 Dwink nyo wongew watew, but use a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe winye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy stomach's +sake and thinye often infiwmities. + +5-5:24 Some men's s-sins awe open befowehand, g-going befowe to judgment; +and s-some men they fowwow a-aftew. + +5:25 Wikewise awso t-the g-good wowks of s-some awe manyifest (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-befowehand; and +they that awe o-othewwise c-cannyot be h-hid. + +6-6:1 Wet as many (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants as awe undew t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke count theiw own mastews +wowthy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww honyouw, that t-the nyame of God and his doctwinye be nyot +bwasphemed. + +6:2 And they that have b-bewieving mastews, wet t-them nyot despise t-them, +because they awe bwethwen; but wathew (^-^*)/ d-do t-them sewvice, because they +awe faithfuw and bewoved, pawtakews of t-the benyefit. These things t-teach +and exhowt. + +6:3 If any man t-teach othewwise, and consent nyot to w-whowesome wowds, +even t-the w-wowds of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and to t-the doctwinye which is +a-accowding to godwinyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 He is pwoud, knyowing nyothing, but doting +about q-questions and stwifes of wowds, wheweof cometh envy, stwife, +waiwings, eviw suwmisings, 6:5 Pewvewse (￣ω￣) *sweats* d-disputings of men of cowwupt +minds, and destitute of t-the twuth, supposing that gain is godwinyess: +fwom such withdwaw thysewf. + +6:6 But godwinyess with contentment is gweat gain. + +6:7 Fow we b-bwought nyothing into this wowwd, and it is c-cewtain we c-can +cawwy nyothing ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. + +6:8 And h-having food and waiment wet us be thewewith content. + +6:9 But they that wiww be wich faww into t-temptation and a snyawe, and +into many foowish and huwtfuw wusts, which dwown men in destwuction +and pewdition. + +6:10 Fow t-the wove of monyey is t-the woot of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw: which whiwe s-some +coveted aftew, they have ewwed fwom t-the faith, and piewced themsewves +thwough with many s-sowwows. + +6:11 But thou, O-O man of G-God, fwee these things; and fowwow aftew +wighteousnyess, godwinyess, faith, wove, p-patience, meeknyess. + +6:12 Fight t-the g-good fight of faith, way h-howd on etewnyaw w-wife, +wheweunto t-thou awt awso cawwed, and hast pwofessed a g-good pwofession +befowe many witnyesses. + +6:13 I g-give thee chawge in t-the sight of G-God, who quickenyeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things, and befowe Chwist Jesus, who befowe P-Pontius Piwate witnyessed a +g-good confession; 6:14 That t-thou keep this commandment without |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, +unwebukabwe, untiw t-the appeawing of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 6:15 W-Which +in his times he shaww shew, who is t-the bwessed and onwy Potentate, t-the +King of kings, and Wowd of wowds; (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Who onwy hath immowtawity, +dwewwing in t-the wight which nyo man c-can appwoach u-unto; whom nyo man hath +seen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-can see: to whom be honyouw and p-powew evewwasting. A-Amen. + +6-6:17 Chawge t-them that awe wich in this wowwd, that they be nyot +highminded, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-twust in u-uncewtain wiches, but in t-the wiving G-God, who +giveth us wichwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to enjoy; 6:18 That they (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, that +they be wich in g-good wowks, weady to distwibute, wiwwing to +c-communyicate; (＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 Waying up in stowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves a g-good f-foundation +against t-the time to come, that they may way h-howd on etewnyaw wife. + +6:20 O-O T-Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy twust, avoiding +pwofanye and vain (-_-) b-babbwings, and oppositions of science fawsewy so +(>_<) c-cawwed: 6:21 W-Which s-some p-pwofessing have ewwed c-concewnying t-the faith. +Gwace be with thee. A-Amen. + + + + +The S-Second Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to Timothy + + +1:1 Pauw, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist by t-the wiww of G-God, a-accowding to +t-the pwomise of wife which is in Chwist Jesus, 1:2 To T-Timothy, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my deawwy bewoved son: Gwace, m-mewcy, and p-peace, fwom God t-the Fathew +and Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw Wowd. + +1:3 I thank G-God, whom I sewve fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ f-fowefathews with puwe +conscience, that without ceasing I have w-wemembwance of thee in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +pwayews nyight and >_> d-day; 1:4 G-Gweatwy desiwing to s-see thee, being mindfuw +of thy teaws, that I may be fiwwed with j-joy; 1:5 When I caww to +w-wemembwance t-the unfeignyed f-faith that is in thee, which d-dwewt fiwst in +thy gwandmothew (/ =ω=)/ W-Wois, and thy mothew Eunyice; and I am pewsuaded that +in thee awso. + +1-1:6 Whewefowe I put thee in w-wemembwance that t-thou stiw up t-the gift of +G-God, which is in thee by t-the putting on of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands. + +1:7 Fow God hath nyot given us t-the spiwit of feaw; but of p-powew, and of +wove, and of a s-sound mind. + +1:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot t-thou thewefowe a-ashamed of t-the t-testimony of ouw W-Wowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of +m-me his pwisonyew: but be t-thou p-pawtakew of t-the a-affwictions of t-the gospew +a-accowding to t-the p-powew of God; 1-1:9 Who hath saved u-us, and cawwed us +with an h-howy cawwing, nyot a-accowding to ouw wowks, but a-accowding to his +own puwpose and gwace, which w-was given us in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus befowe t-the +wowwd began, 1:10 But is nyow m-made manyifest by t-the appeawing of ouw +x3 *screams* S-Saviouw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who hath a-abowished d-death, and hath b-bwought wife +and (T_T) i-immowtawity to wight thwough t-the gospew: 1:11 ;;w;; W-Wheweunto I am +appointed a p-pweachew, and an apostwe, and a teachew of t-the Gentiwes. + +1:12 Fow t-the which c-cause I awso s-suffew these things: nyevewthewess I am +nyot ashamed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow whom I have bewieved, and am pewsuaded that he +is abwe to keep that which I have committed u-unto him against that d-day. + +1:13 Howd fast t-the f-fowm of s-sound wowds, which t-thou hast heawd of me, +in f-faith and wove which is in Chwist Jesus. + +1:14 That g-good t-thing which w-was committed u-unto thee keep by t-the Howy +Ghost which d-dwewweth in us. + +1:15 This t-thou k-knyowest, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they which awe in Asia be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away +fwom m-me; of whom awe Phygewwus and H-Hewmogenyes. + +1:16 The Wowd g-give (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto t-the house of Onyesiphowus; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he oft +wefweshed me, and w-was nyot a-ashamed of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chain: 1:17 B-But, when he w-was +in Wome, he sought m-me out vewy diwigentwy, and f-found me. + +1:18 The Wowd gwant u-unto him that he may f-find (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of t-the Wowd in +that day: and in how many things he minyistewed u-unto m-me a-at E-Ephesus, +t-thou k-knyowest vewy weww. + +2:1 T-Thou thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, be stwong in t-the gwace that is in Chwist +Jesus. + +2:2 And t-the things that t-thou hast heawd of m-me among many witnyesses, +t-the same commit t-thou to faithfuw men, who shaww be abwe to t-teach +othews awso. + +2-2:3 T-Thou thewefowe e-enduwe hawdnyess, as a g-good sowdiew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +2:4 N-Nyo man that wawweth e-entangweth himsewf with t-the affaiws of this +wife; that he may pwease him who hath chosen him to be a sowdiew. + +2-2:5 And if a man awso stwive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mastewies, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is he nyot cwownyed, +except he stwive wawfuwwy. + +2:6 The husbandman that wabouweth (* ^ ω ^) m-must be fiwst p-pawtakew of t-the +fwuits. + +2-2:7 Considew what I say; and t-the Wowd g-give thee undewstanding in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things. + +2:8 Wemembew that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist of t-the seed of David w-was waised fwom +t-the dead a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gospew: 2-2:9 Whewein I s-suffew twoubwe, as an +eviw doew, even u-unto bonds; but t-the wowd of God is nyot bound. + +2:10 Thewefowe I e-enduwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewect's sakes, that they +may awso obtain t-the sawvation which is in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus with etewnyaw +gwowy. + +2-2:11 I-It is a faithfuw saying: Fow if we be dead with him, we shaww +awso wive with him: 2:12 If we suffew, we shaww awso weign with him: +if we deny him, he awso wiww deny us: (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 If we bewieve nyot, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he +abideth faithfuw: he c-cannyot deny himsewf. + +2:14 O-Of these things put t-them in w-wemembwance, c-chawging t-them befowe t-the +Wowd that they stwive nyot about w-wowds to nyo pwofit, but to t-the +subvewting of t-the (*°▽°*) h-heawews. + +2:15 Study to s-shew t-thysewf a-appwoved u-unto G-God, a w-wowkman that nyeedeth +nyot to be a-ashamed, wightwy dividing t-the wowd of twuth. + +2:16 But shun pwofanye and vain babbwings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww incwease u-unto +mowe ungodwinyess. + +2:17 And theiw wowd wiww e-eat as doth a c-cankew: of whom is H-Hymenyaeus +and Phiwetus; 2:18 Who c-concewnying t-the twuth have ewwed, saying that +t-the wesuwwection is past awweady; and ovewthwow t-the f-faith of some. + +2:19 Nyevewthewess t-the f-foundation of God standeth suwe, h-having this +seaw, The Wowd k-knyoweth t-them that awe his. And, Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that +n-nyameth t-the nyame of Chwist depawt fwom inyiquity. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But in a gweat house (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe nyot onwy vessews of gowd and of +s-siwvew, but awso of w-wood and of eawth; and s-some to honyouw, and s-some to +dishonyouw. + +2:21 If a man thewefowe puwge himsewf fwom these, he shaww be a vessew +u-unto honyouw, s-sanctified, and meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mastew's use, and pwepawed +u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowk. + +2:22 Fwee awso youthfuw wusts: but fowwow wighteousnyess, faith, +chawity, p-peace, with t-them that caww on t-the Wowd out of a puwe heawt. + +2:23 But foowish and unweawnyed q-questions avoid, knyowing that they (^-^*)/ d-do +gendew stwifes. + +2:24 And t-the sewvant of t-the Wowd (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyot stwive; but be gentwe u-unto +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, a-apt to teach, patient, 2:25 In meeknyess instwucting those +that oppose themsewves; if God pewadventuwe wiww g-give t-them wepentance +to t-the acknyowwedging of t-the t-twuth; 2:26 And that they may wecovew +themsewves out of t-the snyawe of t-the deviw, who awe taken captive by him +a-at his wiww. + +3-3:1 This knyow awso, that in t-the wast days pewiwous times shaww come. + +3:2 Fow men shaww be wovews of theiw own sewves, c-covetous, boastews, +pwoud, bwasphemews, disobedient to pawents, u-unthankfuw, unhowy, 3-3:3 +Without n-nyatuwaw a-affection, twucebweakews, f-fawse accusews, incontinyent, +f-fiewce, despisews of those that awe g-good, 3:4 T-Twaitows, heady, +highminded, wovews of pweasuwes mowe than wovews of God; 3:5 ^w^ *screams* H-Having a +f-fowm of godwinyess, but denying t-the p-powew theweof: fwom such tuwn away. + +3-3:6 Fow of this sowt awe they which cweep into houses, and wead +captive siwwy w-women waden with sins, w-wed away with divews wusts, 3:7 +Evew w-weawnying, and nyevew abwe to come to t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the twuth. + +3:8 Nyow as ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ J-Jannyes and J-Jambwes withstood Moses, so (^-^*)/ d-do these awso w-wesist +t-the twuth: men of cowwupt minds, wepwobate c-concewnying t-the faith. + +3-3:9 But they shaww pwoceed nyo f-fuwthew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw fowwy shaww be +manyifest u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, as theiw's awso was. + +3:10 But t-thou hast fuwwy knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my doctwinye, m-mannyew of w-wife, puwpose, +faith, wongsuffewing, chawity, p-patience, 3:11 Pewsecutions, +affwictions, which came u-unto m-me a-at Antioch, a-at Iconyium, a-at Wystwa; +what pewsecutions I e-enduwed: but out of t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Wowd dewivewed +me. + +3:12 Yea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wiww wive g-godwy in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shaww s-suffew +p-pewsecution. + +3:13 But eviw men and seducews shaww wax wowse and wowse, deceiving, +and being deceived. + +3:14 But continyue t-thou in t-the things which t-thou hast (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed and hast +b-been assuwed of, knyowing of whom t-thou hast (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed t-them; 3:15 And that +fwom a c-chiwd t-thou hast knyown t-the h-howy scwiptuwes, which awe abwe to +make thee wise u-unto sawvation thwough f-faith which is in Chwist Jesus. + +3:16 Aww scwiptuwe is given by inspiwation of G-God, and is pwofitabwe +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow doctwinye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wepwoof, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cowwection, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow instwuction in +wighteousnyess: 3:17 That t-the man of God may be p-pewfect, thwoughwy +fuwnyished u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good wowks. + +4:1 I chawge thee thewefowe befowe G-God, and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who +shaww j-judge t-the quick and t-the dead a-at his appeawing and his kingdom; +4-4:2 Pweach t-the wowd; be instant in season, out of season; wepwove, +webuke, exhowt with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing and doctwinye. + +4:3 Fow t-the time wiww come when they wiww nyot e-enduwe s-sound doctwinye; +but aftew theiw own wusts shaww they heap to themsewves teachews, +h-having itching eaws; 4-4:4 And they shaww tuwn away theiw eaws fwom t-the +twuth, and shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto fabwes. + +4-4:5 But watch t-thou in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, e-enduwe affwictions, (^-^*)/ d-do t-the wowk of +an evangewist, make f-fuww p-pwoof of thy minyistwy. + +4:6 Fow I am nyow weady to be offewed, and t-the time of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my depawtuwe is +a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +4:7 I have fought a g-good f-fight, I have finyished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-couwse, I have kept +t-the faith: 4-4:8 Hencefowth (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is w-waid up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me a cwown of +wighteousnyess, which t-the W-Wowd, t-the wighteous judge, shaww g-give m-me a-at +that day: and nyot to m-me onwy, but u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them awso that wove his +appeawing. + +4:9 Do thy diwigence to come showtwy u-unto me: 4:10 Fow Demas hath +fowsaken me, h-having woved this pwesent wowwd, and is depawted u-unto +Thessawonyica; Cwescens to G-Gawatia, Titus u-unto Dawmatia. + +4:11 Onwy Wuke is with me. Take Mawk, and bwing him with t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +is pwofitabwe to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the minyistwy. + +4:12 And T-Tychicus have I sent to Ephesus. + +4:13 The c-cwoke that I weft a-at T-Twoas with C-Cawpus, when t-thou comest, +bwing with thee, and t-the books, but especiawwy t-the pawchments. + +4:14 A-Awexandew t-the c-coppewsmith did m-me m-much eviw: t-the Wowd wewawd him +a-accowding to his wowks: 4:15 O-Of whom be t-thou wawe awso; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath +gweatwy withstood ouw wowds. + +4:16 {{ (>_<) }} A-At o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiwst answew nyo man s-stood with me, but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men fowsook me: +I p-pway God that it may nyot be w-waid to theiw chawge. + +4:17 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the Wowd s-stood with me, and stwengthenyed m-me; that +by m-me t-the pweaching m-might be fuwwy (≧◡≦) k-knyown, and that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the G-Gentiwes +m-might heaw: and I w-was dewivewed out of t-the mouth of t-the wion. + +4-4:18 And t-the Wowd shaww d-dewivew m-me fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy eviw wowk, and wiww +pwesewve m-me u-unto his heavenwy (--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: to whom be gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and +evew. A-Amen. + +4:19 S-Sawute Pwisca and A-Aquiwa, and t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd of Onyesiphowus. + +4:20 Ewastus abode a-at Cowinth: but Twophimus have I weft a-at M-Miwetum +s-sick. + +4:21 Do thy diwigence to come befowe wintew. Eubuwus gweeteth thee, +and Pudens, and Winyus, and Cwaudia, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwethwen. + +4:22 The Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with thy spiwit. Gwace be with you. +A-Amen. + + + + +The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to Titus + + +1:1 Pauw, a sewvant of G-God, and an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, a-accowding +to t-the f-faith of God's ewect, and t-the acknyowwedging of t-the twuth which +is aftew godwinyess; 1:2 In hope of etewnyaw w-wife, which G-God, that +c-cannyot wie, pwomised befowe t-the wowwd began; 1:3 But hath in d-due times +m-manyifested his wowd thwough pweaching, which is committed u-unto m-me +a-accowding to t-the commandment of God ouw Saviouw; 1:4 To (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, minye +own son aftew t-the common faith: Gwace, m-mewcy, and p-peace, fwom God t-the +Fathew and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw S-Saviouw. + +1:5 Fow this c-cause weft I thee in Cwete, that t-thou shouwdest s-set in +owdew t-the things that awe wanting, and owdain ewdews in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, as +I h-had appointed t-thee: 1-1:6 If any be bwamewess, t-the h-husband of onye +wife, h-having faithfuw chiwdwen nyot a-accused of (　･ω･)☞ w-wiot ow u-unwuwy. + +1:7 Fow a bishop (* ^ ω ^) m-must be bwamewess, as t-the stewawd of God; nyot +s-sewfwiwwed, nyot soon angwy, nyot given to winye, nyo s-stwikew, nyot given +to fiwthy wucwe; 1:8 But a w-wovew of h-hospitawity, a w-wovew of g-good men, +sobew, just, howy, tempewate; 1-1:9 Howding fast t-the faithfuw wowd as he +hath b-been taught, that he may be abwe by s-sound doctwinye both to exhowt +and to c-convince t-the gainsayews. + +1:10 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe many unwuwy and vain tawkews and deceivews, +speciawwy they of t-the ciwcumcision: 1:11 Whose mouths (* ^ ω ^) m-must be stopped, +who subvewt w-whowe houses, teaching things which they ought nyot, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +fiwthy wucwe's sake. + +1:12 Onye of themsewves, even a pwophet of theiw own, said, The +Cwetians awe awway w-wiaws, eviw beasts, swow b-bewwies. + +1:13 This witnyess is twue. Whewefowe webuke t-them shawpwy, that they +may be s-sound in t-the faith; 1:14 Nyot giving heed to Jewish fabwes, and +c-commandments of men, that tuwn fwom t-the twuth. + +1:15 Unto t-the puwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe o(≧▽≦)o p-puwe: but u-unto t-them that awe defiwed +and unbewieving is nyothing puwe; but even theiw mind and conscience is +defiwed. + +1:16 They pwofess that they knyow God; but in wowks they deny him, +being abominyabwe, and disobedient, and u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowk wepwobate. + +2:1 But speak t-thou t-the things which become s-sound doctwinye: 2:2 That +t-the a-aged men be sobew, gwave, tempewate, s-sound in faith, in chawity, +in p-patience. + +2-2:3 The a-aged w-women (　･ω･)☞ w-wikewise, that they be in behaviouw as becometh +howinyess, nyot f-fawse accusews, nyot given to m-much winye, teachews of g-good +things; 2:4 That they may t-teach t-the young w-women to be sobew, to wove +theiw h-husbands, to wove theiw c-chiwdwen, 2-2:5 To be discweet, chaste, +keepews a-at home, g-good, xDD o-obedient to theiw own h-husbands, that t-the wowd +of God be nyot bwasphemed. + +2:6 Young men wikewise exhowt to be sobew minded. + +2-2:7 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things shewing t-thysewf a pattewn of g-good wowks: in doctwinye +shewing uncowwuptnyess, gwavity, s-sincewity, 2:8 Sound s-speech, that +c-cannyot be c-condemnyed; that he that is of t-the contwawy pawt may be +a-ashamed, h-having nyo eviw t-thing to say of you. + +2-2:9 (♡°▽°♡) E-Exhowt (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to be xDD o-obedient u-unto theiw own mastews, and to +pwease t-them w-weww in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; nyot answewing a-again; 2:10 Nyot +puwwoinying, but shewing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good fidewity; that they may adown t-the +doctwinye of God ouw x3 *screams* S-Saviouw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +2-2:11 Fow t-the gwace of God that bwingeth sawvation hath appeawed to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +men, 2:12 Teaching us that, denying ungodwinyess and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* w-wowwdwy wusts, we +shouwd wive sobewwy, w-wighteouswy, and g-godwy, in this pwesent wowwd; +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 xDD W-Wooking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that bwessed hope, and t-the gwowious appeawing of t-the +gweat God and ouw x3 *screams* S-Saviouw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; 2:14 Who gave himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, +that he m-might wedeem us fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww inyiquity, and puwify u-unto himsewf a +pecuwiaw p-peopwe, z-zeawous of g-good wowks. + +2:15 These things speak, and exhowt, and webuke with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww authowity. +Wet nyo man despise thee. + +3-3:1 Put t-them in mind to be subject to p-pwincipawities and powews, to +obey magistwates, to be weady to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowk, 3:2 To speak eviw of +nyo ^.^ m-man, to be nyo bwawwews, but gentwe, shewing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww meeknyess u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +m-men. + +3-3:3 Fow we ouwsewves awso wewe sometimes foowish, disobedient, +d-deceived, sewving divews wusts and p-pweasuwes, wiving in (T_T) m-mawice and +envy, h-hatefuw, and hating onye anyothew. + +3:4 But aftew that t-the k-kindnyess and wove of God ouw x3 *screams* S-Saviouw towawd man +appeawed, 3:5 Nyot by wowks of wighteousnyess which we have donye, but +a-accowding to his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy he saved u-us, by t-the washing of wegenyewation, +and wenyewing of t-the Howy G-Ghost; 3-3:6 W-Which he shed on us abundantwy +thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Saviouw; 3:7 That being j-justified by his +gwace, we shouwd be m-made heiws a-accowding to t-the hope of etewnyaw wife. + +3:8 This is a faithfuw s-saying, and these things I wiww that t-thou +a-affiwm constantwy, that they which have bewieved in God m-might be +cawefuw to maintain g-good wowks. These things awe g-good and pwofitabwe +u-unto m-men. + +3-3:9 But avoid foowish questions, and genyeawogies, and (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) c-contentions, and +stwivings about t-the waw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe unpwofitabwe and vain. + +3:10 A-A man that is an hewetick aftew t-the fiwst and second a-admonyition +w-weject; 3:11 Knyowing that he that is such is subvewted, and sinnyeth, +being condemnyed of himsewf. + +3:12 When I shaww send Awtemas u-unto thee, ow Tychicus, be d-diwigent to +come u-unto m-me to Nyicopowis: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have detewminyed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to wintew. + +3:13 Bwing Zenyas t-the >w< *moans* w-wawyew and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Apowwos on theiw jouwnyey diwigentwy, +that nyothing be wanting u-unto them. + +3:14 And wet ouw's awso weawn to maintain g-good wowks (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyecessawy +u-uses, that they be nyot u-unfwuitfuw. + +3:15 Aww that awe with m-me sawute thee. Gweet t-them that wove us in t-the +faith. Gwace be with you aww. A-Amen. + + + + +The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to Phiwemon + + +1:1 Pauw, a pwisonyew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and Timothy ouw bwothew, u-unto +Phiwemon ouw deawwy bewoved, and f-fewwowwabouwew, 1:2 And to ouw +bewoved Apphia, and Awchippus ouw fewwowsowdiew, and to t-the chuwch in +thy house: 1:3 Gwace to y-you, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew and t-the +Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:4 I thank o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, making mention of thee awways in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayews, 1:5 +Heawing of thy wove and faith, which t-thou hast towawd t-the Wowd Jesus, +and towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-saints; 1-1:6 That t-the communyication of thy f-faith may +become effectuaw by t-the acknyowwedging of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good t-thing which is in +you in Chwist Jesus. + +1:7 Fow we have gweat joy and consowation in thy wove, because t-the +b-bowews of t-the saints awe wefweshed by thee, bwothew. + +1:8 Whewefowe, t-though I m-might be m-much bowd in Chwist to enjoin thee +that which is convenyient, 1-1:9 Y-Yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wove's sake I wathew b-beseech +thee, being such an onye as Pauw t-the aged, and nyow awso a pwisonyew of +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:10 I b-beseech thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son O-Onyesimus, whom I have begotten in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bonds: 1:11 W-Which in time past w-was to thee unpwofitabwe, but nyow +pwofitabwe to thee and to me: 1:12 Whom I have sent ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: t-thou +thewefowe weceive him, that is, minye own bowews: 1:13 Whom I w-wouwd +have w-wetainyed with me, that in thy stead he m-might have minyistewed u-unto +m-me in t-the bonds of t-the gospew: 1:14 But without thy mind w-wouwd I (^-^*)/ d-do +nyothing; that thy b-benyefit shouwd nyot be as it wewe of nyecessity, but +wiwwingwy. + +1:15 Fow pewhaps he thewefowe depawted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a season, that t-thou +shouwdest weceive him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; 1:16 Nyot nyow as a s-sewvant, but a-above a +s-sewvant, a b-bwothew bewoved, speciawwy to me, but how m-much mowe u-unto +thee, both in t-the f-fwesh, and in t-the Wowd? 1:17 If t-thou count m-me +thewefowe a (*≧ω≦*) *teleports behind you* p-pawtnyew, weceive him as mysewf. + +1:18 If he hath wwonged thee, ow o-oweth thee ought, put that on minye +account; 1:19 I Pauw have wwitten it with minye own hand, I wiww wepay +i-it: a-awbeit I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot say to thee how t-thou owest u-unto m-me even thinye own +sewf besides. + +1:20 Yea, bwothew, wet m-me have joy of thee in t-the Wowd: wefwesh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +b-bowews in t-the Wowd. + +1-1:21 ^w^ *screams* H-Having confidence in thy obedience I wwote u-unto thee, knyowing +that t-thou wiwt awso (^-^*)/ d-do mowe than I say. + +1:22 But withaw p-pwepawe m-me awso a w-wodging: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-twust that thwough +youw pwayews I shaww be given u-unto you. + +1:23 Thewe sawute thee E-Epaphwas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fewwowpwisonyew in Chwist Jesus; +1-1:24 Mawcus, Awistawchus, Demas, W-Wucas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fewwowwabouwews. + +1:25 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with youw spiwit. A-Amen. + + + + +The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Hebwews + + +1:1 G-God, who a-at sundwy times and in divews mannyews spake in time past +u-unto t-the f-fathews by t-the pwophets, 1:2 Hath in these wast days spoken +u-unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed h-heiw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, by whom +awso he m-made t-the wowwds; 1:3 Who being t-the bwightnyess of his gwowy, +and t-the e-expwess i-image of his (・_・ヾ p-pewson, and uphowding (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things by t-the +wowd of his p-powew, when he h-had by himsewf (*^.^*) p-puwged ouw sins, sat down on +t-the wight hand of t-the M-Majesty on high: 1:4 Being m-made so m-much bettew +than t-the a-angews, as he hath by (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance obtainyed a mowe excewwent +nyame than they. + +1:5 Fow u-unto which of t-the angews said he a-at any time, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Son, +this day have I begotten thee? And again, I wiww be to him a Fathew, +and he shaww be to m-me a Son? 1-1:6 And again, when he bwingeth in t-the +f-fiwstbegotten into t-the wowwd, he saith, And wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the angews of God +w-wowship h-him. + +1:7 And of t-the angews he saith, Who m-maketh his angews s-spiwits, and his +minyistews a fwame of fiwe. + +1:8 But u-unto t-the S-Son he saith, Thy t-thwonye, O-O G-God, is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and +evew: a sceptwe of wighteousnyess is t-the sceptwe of thy (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. + +1-1:9 T-Thou hast woved wighteousnyess, and hated inyiquity; thewefowe G-God, +even thy G-God, hath anyointed thee with t-the oiw of gwadnyess a-above thy +f-fewwows. + +1:10 And, Thou, W-Wowd, in t-the beginnying hast w-waid t-the f-foundation of t-the +eawth; and t-the h-heavens awe t-the wowks of thinye hands: 1:11 They shaww +pewish; but t-thou wemainyest; and they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww wax o-owd as doth a +gawment; 1:12 And as a vestuwe shawt t-thou fowd t-them up, and they shaww +be changed: but t-thou awt t-the s-same, and thy yeaws shaww nyot faiw. + +1:13 But to which of t-the angews said he a-at any time, Sit on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight +hand, untiw I make thinye enyemies thy footstoow? 1:14 Awe they nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +minyistewing s-spiwits, sent fowth to m-minyistew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them who shaww be +heiws of sawvation? 2:1 Thewefowe we ought to g-give t-the mowe e-eawnyest +heed to t-the things which we have heawd, west a-at any time we shouwd wet +t-them s-swip. + +2:2 Fow if t-the wowd spoken by angews w-was stedfast, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +twansgwession and disobedience weceived a just wecompence of wewawd; +2-2:3 How shaww we escape, if we nyegwect so gweat sawvation; which a-at +t-the fiwst began to be spoken by t-the W-Wowd, and w-was o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed u-unto us by +t-them that heawd h-him; 2:4 God awso beawing t-them witnyess, both with +signs and wondews, and with divews miwacwes, and gifts of t-the Howy +Ghost, a-accowding to his own wiww? 2-2:5 Fow u-unto t-the angews hath he nyot +put in s-subjection t-the wowwd to come, wheweof we s-speak. + +2:6 But onye in a c-cewtain pwace testified, s-saying, What is ^.^ m-man, that +t-thou awt mindfuw of h-him? ow t-the son of man that t-thou visitest h-him? +2-2:7 T-Thou madest him a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-wowew than t-the a-angews; t-thou c-cwownyedst him +with gwowy and honyouw, and didst s-set him o-ovew t-the wowks of thy hands: +2:8 T-Thou hast put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things in s-subjection undew his feet. Fow in that +he put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in s-subjection undew him, he weft nyothing that is nyot put +undew h-him. + +But nyow we s-see nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things put undew h-him. + +2-2:9 But we s-see Jesus, who w-was m-made a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-wowew than t-the angews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the suffewing of d-death, c-cwownyed with gwowy and honyouw; that he by t-the +gwace of God shouwd taste death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-man. + +2:10 Fow it became him, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and by whom awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things, in bwinging many sons u-unto gwowy, to make t-the c-captain of theiw +sawvation pewfect thwough s-suffewings. + +2-2:11 Fow both he that sanctifieth and they who awe sanctified awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +of onye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which c-cause he is nyot a-ashamed to caww t-them bwethwen, 2:12 +Saying, I wiww decwawe thy nyame u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, in t-the m-midst of t-the +chuwch wiww I sing pwaise u-unto thee. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And again, I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-twust in h-him. And again, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd I and +t-the chiwdwen which God hath given me. + +2:14 Fowasmuch t-then as t-the chiwdwen awe pawtakews of fwesh and bwood, +he awso himsewf wikewise took pawt of t-the same; that thwough death he +m-might d-destwoy him that h-had t-the p-powew of d-death, that is, t-the deviw; +2:15 And d-dewivew t-them who thwough f-feaw of death wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw +wifetime subject to bondage. + +2:16 Fow vewiwy he took nyot on him t-the nyatuwe of a-angews; but he took +on him t-the seed of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +2:17 Whewefowe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things it behoved him to be m-made w-wike u-unto his +bwethwen, that he m-might be a m-mewcifuw and faithfuw high pwiest in +things pewtainying to G-God, to make weconciwiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sins of t-the +peopwe. + +2:18 Fow in that he himsewf hath suffewed being tempted, he is abwe to +succouw t-them that awe tempted. + +3-3:1 Whewefowe, h-howy bwethwen, pawtakews of t-the heavenwy cawwing, +considew t-the Apostwe and High Pwiest of ouw pwofession, Chwist Jesus; +3:2 Who w-was faithfuw to him that appointed him, as awso Moses w-was +faithfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house. + +3-3:3 Fow this man w-was c-counted wowthy of mowe gwowy than Moses, i-inyasmuch +as he who hath buiwded t-the house hath mowe honyouw than t-the house. + +3:4 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy house is buiwded by s-some man; but he that b-buiwt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things is God. + +3:5 And Moses vewiwy w-was faithfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house, as a s-sewvant, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +a t-testimony of those things which wewe to be spoken aftew; 3-3:6 But +Chwist as a son o-ovew his own h-house; whose house awe ^w^ w-we, if we h-howd +fast t-the confidence and t-the w-wejoicing of t-the hope fiwm u-unto t-the end. + +3:7 Whewefowe (as t-the Howy Ghost saith, To day if ye wiww h-heaw his +voice, 3:8 Hawden nyot youw heawts, as in t-the pwovocation, in t-the day +of t-temptation in t-the wiwdewnyess: 3-3:9 When youw f-fathews tempted me, +pwoved me, and saw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowks f-fowty yeaws. + +3:10 Whewefowe I w-was g-gwieved with that g-genyewation, and said, They (^-^*)/ d-do +awway eww in theiw heawt; and they have nyot knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-ways. + +3:11 S-So I swawe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath, They shaww nyot entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my west.) 3:12 +Take heed, bwethwen, west (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in any of you an eviw heawt of +unbewief, in d-depawting fwom t-the wiving God. + +3:13 But exhowt onye anyothew d-daiwy, whiwe it is cawwed To >_> d-day; west any +of you be hawdenyed thwough t-the deceitfuwnyess of sin. + +3:14 Fow we awe m-made pawtakews of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, if we h-howd t-the beginnying of +ouw confidence stedfast u-unto t-the end; 3:15 Whiwe it is said, To day if +ye wiww h-heaw his voice, hawden nyot youw heawts, as in t-the pwovocation. + +3:16 Fow s-some, when they h-had heawd, did pwovoke: h-howbeit nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that +came out of Egypt by M-Moses. + +3:17 But with whom w-was he g-gwieved f-fowty y-yeaws? w-was it nyot with t-them +that h-had sinnyed, whose cawcases feww in t-the wiwdewnyess? 3:18 And to +whom swawe he that they shouwd nyot entew into his west, but to t-them +that bewieved nyot? 3:19 S-So we s-see that they couwd nyot entew in +because of u-unbewief. + +4:1 Wet us thewefowe feaw, w-west, a pwomise being weft us of entewing +into his west, any of you shouwd seem to come showt of it. + +4-4:2 Fow u-unto us w-was t-the gospew pweached, as w-weww as u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: but t-the +wowd (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached did nyot pwofit t-them, nyot being mixed with f-faith in t-them +that heawd it. + +4:3 Fow we which have bewieved (^-^*)/ d-do entew into west, as he said, As I +have swown in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath, if they shaww entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my west: awthough t-the +wowks wewe finyished fwom t-the f-foundation of t-the wowwd. + +4-4:4 Fow he spake in a c-cewtain pwace of t-the seventh day on this w-wise, +And God did w-west t-the seventh day fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks. + +4-4:5 And in this pwace again, If they shaww entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-west. + +4:6 Seeing thewefowe it wemainyeth that s-some (* ^ ω ^) m-must entew thewein, and +they to whom it w-was fiwst (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached entewed nyot in because of unbewief: +4:7 A-Again, he wimiteth a c-cewtain day, saying in D-David, To day, aftew +so wong a time; as it is said, To day if ye wiww h-heaw his voice, +hawden nyot youw heawts. + +4-4:8 Fow if ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had given t-them west, t-then w-wouwd he nyot aftewwawd have +spoken of anyothew d-day. + +4:9 Thewe wemainyeth thewefowe a w-west to t-the peopwe of God. + +4:10 Fow he that is entewed into his west, he awso hath ceased fwom +his own wowks, as God did fwom his. + +4:11 Wet us wabouw thewefowe to entew into that west, west any man +faww aftew t-the same e-exampwe of u-unbewief. + +4:12 Fow t-the wowd of God is quick, and p-powewfuw, and shawpew than any +t-twoedged swowd, piewcing even to t-the dividing asundew of souw and +spiwit, and of t-the joints and mawwow, and is a ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ d-discewnyew of t-the +thoughts and intents of t-the heawt. + +4:13 N-Nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any cweatuwe that is nyot manyifest in his sight: +but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe nyaked and openyed u-unto t-the eyes of him with whom we +have to do. + +4:14 Seeing t-then that we have a gweat high pwiest, that is passed into +t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the S-Son of G-God, wet us h-howd fast ouw pwofession. + +4:15 Fow we have nyot an high pwiest which c-cannyot be touched with t-the +f-feewing of ouw infiwmities; but w-was in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww points tempted w-wike as we +a-awe, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet without sin. + +4:16 Wet us thewefowe come bowdwy u-unto t-the t-thwonye of gwace, that we +may obtain m-mewcy, and f-find gwace to hewp in time of nyeed. + +5:1 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high pwiest taken fwom among men is o-owdainyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow men in +things pewtainying to G-God, that he may offew both gifts and s-sacwifices +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: 5-5:2 Who c-can have compassion on t-the ignyowant, and on t-them +that awe out of t-the way; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that he himsewf awso is compassed with +infiwmity. + +5:3 And by w-weason heweof he ought, as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, so awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +himsewf, to offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sins. + +5:4 And nyo man taketh this honyouw u-unto himsewf, but he that is cawwed +of G-God, as w-was Aawon. + +5:5 S-So awso Chwist gwowified nyot himsewf to be m-made an high pwiest; +but he that said u-unto him, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Son, to day have I begotten +thee. + +5:6 As he saith awso in anyothew pwace, T-Thou awt a pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew +aftew t-the owdew of Mewchisedec. + +5:7 Who in t-the days of his f-fwesh, when he h-had offewed up pwayews and +suppwications with stwong cwying and teaws u-unto him that w-was abwe to +s-save him fwom d-death, and w-was heawd in that he f-feawed; 5:8 Though he +wewe a Son, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed he obedience by t-the things which he suffewed; +5:9 And being m-made p-pewfect, he became t-the authow of etewnyaw sawvation +u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that obey h-him; 5:10 C-Cawwed of God an high pwiest aftew +t-the owdew of Mewchisedec. + +5:11 O-Of whom we have many things to say, and hawd to be uttewed, +seeing ye awe duww of heawing. + +5:12 Fow when (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time ye ought to be teachews, ye have nyeed that +onye t-teach you again which be t-the fiwst pwincipwes of t-the o-owacwes of +God; and awe become such as have nyeed of miwk, and nyot of stwong meat. + +5-5:13 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that useth miwk is unskiwfuw in t-the wowd of +wighteousnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a babe. + +5:14 But stwong meat bewongeth to t-them that awe of f-fuww (￣ω￣) a-age, even +those who by w-weason of use have theiw s-senses exewcised to discewn both +g-good and \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +6-6:1 Thewefowe weaving t-the pwincipwes of t-the doctwinye of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, wet us +go on u-unto pewfection; nyot waying again t-the f-foundation of wepentance +fwom dead wowks, and of f-faith towawd G-God, 6:2 O-Of t-the doctwinye of +baptisms, and of waying on of hands, and of wesuwwection of t-the dead, +and of etewnyaw judgment. + +6:3 And this wiww we do, if God pewmit. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Fow it is impossibwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those who wewe o-once enwightenyed, and have +tasted of t-the heavenwy gift, and wewe m-made pawtakews of t-the Howy +Ghost, 6:5 And have tasted t-the g-good wowd of G-God, and t-the powews of t-the +wowwd to come, 6:6 If they shaww faww away, to wenyew t-them again u-unto +w-wepentance; seeing they cwucify to themsewves t-the S-Son of God afwesh, +and put him to an open shame. + +6:7 Fow t-the eawth which dwinketh in t-the wain that cometh oft upon it, +and bwingeth fowth hewbs meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them by whom it is dwessed, +weceiveth bwessing fwom G-God: 6:8 But that which beaweth thowns and +bwiews is w-wejected, and is nyigh u-unto cuwsing; whose end is to be +buwnyed. + +6:9 B-But, bewoved, we awe pewsuaded bettew things of y-you, and things +that accompany sawvation, t-though we thus s-speak. + +6:10 Fow God is nyot unwighteous to fowget youw wowk and wabouw of +wove, which ye have shewed towawd his nyame, in that ye have minyistewed +to t-the saints, and (^-^*)/ d-do m-minyistew. + +6:11 And we d-desiwe that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you (^-^*)/ d-do s-shew t-the same diwigence to +t-the f-fuww assuwance of hope u-unto t-the end: 6:12 That ye be nyot swothfuw, +but fowwowews of t-them who thwough f-faith and p-patience i-inhewit t-the +pwomises. + +6:13 Fow when God m-made pwomise to A-Abwaham, because he couwd sweaw by +nyo gweatew, he swawe by himsewf, 6:14 Saying, S-Suwewy bwessing I wiww +bwess thee, and muwtipwying I wiww m-muwtipwy thee. + +6:15 And so, aftew he h-had patientwy enduwed, he obtainyed t-the pwomise. + +(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Fow men vewiwy sweaw by t-the gweatew: and an o-oath (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow confiwmation +is to t-them an end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww stwife. + +6-6:17 Whewein G-God, wiwwing mowe abundantwy to s-shew u-unto t-the heiws of +pwomise t-the immutabiwity of his counsew, o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed it by an oath: 6:18 +That by two immutabwe things, in which it w-was impossibwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God to +wie, we m-might have a stwong consowation, who have fwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wefuge to +way h-howd upon t-the hope s-set befowe us: (＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 W-Which hope we have as an +anchow of t-the s-souw, both suwe and stedfast, and which enteweth into +that within t-the veiw; 6:20 Whithew t-the fowewunnyew is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us e-entewed, +even Jesus, m-made an high pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew aftew t-the owdew of +Mewchisedec. + +7:1 Fow this Mewchisedec, king of Sawem, pwiest of t-the most high G-God, +who met A-Abwaham wetuwnying fwom t-the swaughtew of t-the kings, and bwessed +h-him; 7:2 To whom awso A-Abwaham gave a (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of aww; fiwst being by +i-intewpwetation King of wighteousnyess, and aftew that awso King of +Sawem, which is, King of peace; 7-7:3 Without fathew, without mothew, +without d-descent, h-having nyeithew beginnying of days, (=`ω´=) n-nyow end of wife; +but m-made w-wike u-unto t-the S-Son of God; abideth a pwiest continyuawwy. + +7:4 Nyow considew how gweat this man was, u-unto whom even t-the patwiawch +A-Abwaham gave t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth of t-the s-spoiws. + +7:5 And vewiwy they that awe of t-the sons of Wevi, who weceive t-the +^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of t-the pwiesthood, have a commandment to o(>ω<)o t-take tithes of t-the +peopwe a-accowding to t-the w-waw, that is, of theiw bwethwen, t-though they +come out of t-the woins of Abwaham: 7:6 But he whose descent is nyot +c-counted fwom t-them weceived tithes of A-Abwaham, and bwessed him that h-had +t-the pwomises. + +7-7:7 And without (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww contwadiction t-the w-wess is bwessed of t-the bettew. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And hewe men that die weceive tithes; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he weceiveth t-them, +of whom it is witnyessed that he w-wiveth. + +7:9 And as I may so say, Wevi awso, who weceiveth tithes, p-payed tithes +in (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. + +7:10 Fow he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in t-the woins of his fathew, when M-Mewchisedec met +h-him. + +7:11 If thewefowe pewfection wewe by t-the Weviticaw pwiesthood, (fow +undew it t-the peopwe weceived t-the ;;w;; w-waw,) what f-fuwthew nyeed w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +that anyothew pwiest shouwd (☆ω☆) w-wise aftew t-the owdew of Mewchisedec, and +nyot be cawwed aftew t-the owdew of Aawon? 7:12 Fow t-the pwiesthood being +changed, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is m-made of nyecessity a change awso of t-the waw. + +7:13 Fow he of whom these things awe spoken p-pewtainyeth to anyothew +twibe, of which nyo man gave attendance a-at t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. + +7:14 Fow it is evident that ouw Wowd spwang out of Juda; of which +twibe Moses spake nyothing c-concewnying p-pwiesthood. + +7:15 And it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet faw mowe e-evident: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that aftew t-the simiwitude of +M-Mewchisedec (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awiseth anyothew pwiest, 7:16 Who is made, nyot aftew +t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of a cawnyaw c-commandment, but aftew t-the p-powew of an endwess +wife. + +7:17 Fow he testifieth, T-Thou awt a pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew aftew t-the owdew of +Mewchisedec. + +7:18 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is vewiwy a disannyuwwing of t-the commandment g-going +befowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the weaknyess and unpwofitabwenyess t-theweof. + +xDD 7-7:19 Fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw m-made nyothing p-pewfect, but t-the bwinging in of a bettew +hope d-did; by t-the which we d-dwaw nyigh u-unto God. + +7:20 And i-inyasmuch as nyot without an o-oath he w-was m-made x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 7:21 (Fow +those pwiests wewe m-made without an oath; but this with an o-oath by him +that said u-unto him, The Wowd swawe and wiww nyot wepent, T-Thou awt a +pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew aftew t-the owdew of Mewchisedec:) 7:22 By so m-much w-was +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-made a s-suwety of a bettew testament. + +7:23 And they t-twuwy wewe many p-pwiests, because they wewe nyot suffewed +to continyue by w-weason of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 7:24 But this ^.^ m-man, because he +continyueth evew, hath an (❤ω❤) u-unchangeabwe p-pwiesthood. + +7:25 Whewefowe he is abwe awso to s-save t-them to t-the uttewmost that come +u-unto God by him, seeing he e-evew wiveth to make intewcession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Fow such an high pwiest became u-us, who is howy, hawmwess, +undefiwed, sepawate fwom sinnyews, and m-made highew than t-the heavens; +(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Who nyeedeth nyot d-daiwy, as those high p-pwiests, to offew up +sacwifice, fiwst (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own sins, and t-then (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe's: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this +he did once, when he offewed up himsewf. + +7:28 Fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw m-maketh men high pwiests which have i-infiwmity; but t-the +wowd of t-the o-oath, which w-was since t-the w-waw, m-maketh t-the Son, who is +consecwated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Nyow of t-the things which we have spoken this is t-the sum: We have +such an high pwiest, who is s-set on t-the wight hand of t-the t-thwonye of t-the +M-Majesty in t-the heavens; 8-8:2 A-A m-minyistew of t-the s-sanctuawy, and of t-the +twue tabewnyacwe, which t-the Wowd pitched, and nyot m-man. + +8:3 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high pwiest is o-owdainyed to offew gifts and s-sacwifices: +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe it is of nyecessity that this man have somewhat awso to +offew. + +8:4 Fow if he wewe on eawth, he shouwd nyot be a pwiest, seeing that +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe pwiests that offew gifts a-accowding to t-the waw: 8-8:5 Who sewve +u-unto t-the e-exampwe and shadow of heavenwy things, as Moses w-was +admonyished of God when he w-was about to make t-the tabewnyacwe: fow, See, +saith he, that t-thou make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things a-accowding to t-the pattewn shewed to +thee in t-the mount. + +8:6 But nyow hath he obtainyed a mowe excewwent minyistwy, by how m-much +awso he is t-the mediatow of a bettew c-covenyant, which w-was estabwished +upon bettew pwomises. + +8:7 Fow if that fiwst c-covenyant h-had b-been (°ㅂ°╬) f-fauwtwess, t-then shouwd nyo +pwace have b-been sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the second. + +8:8 Fow finding fauwt with t-them, he saith, Behowd, t-the days come, +saith t-the W-Wowd, when I wiww make a nyew c-covenyant with t-the house of +Iswaew and with t-the house of Judah: 8:9 Nyot a-accowding to t-the c-covenyant +that I m-made with theiw f-fathews in t-the day when I took t-them by t-the hand +to wead t-them out of t-the wand of Egypt; because they continyued nyot in +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant, and I wegawded t-them nyot, saith t-the Wowd. + +8-8:10 Fow this is t-the c-covenyant that I wiww make with t-the house of +Iswaew aftew those days, saith t-the Wowd; I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waws into theiw +mind, and wwite t-them in theiw heawts: and I wiww be to t-them a G-God, and +they shaww be to m-me a peopwe: 8-8:11 And they shaww nyot t-teach {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man +his nyeighbouw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his bwothew, s-saying, K-Knyow t-the Wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww knyow me, fwom t-the weast to t-the g-gweatest. + +8:12 Fow I wiww be m-mewcifuw to theiw unwighteousnyess, and theiw s-sins +and theiw inyiquities wiww I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew nyo mowe. + +8-8:13 In that he saith, A-A nyew c-covenyant, he hath m-made t-the fiwst owd. Nyow +that which decayeth and waxeth o-owd is weady to vanyish away. + +9:1 T-Then vewiwy t-the fiwst c-covenyant h-had awso owdinyances of divinye +sewvice, and a (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* w-wowwdwy (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a tabewnyacwe m-made; t-the fiwst, whewein w-was t-the +candwestick, and t-the tabwe, and t-the s-shewbwead; which is cawwed t-the +(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. + +9:3 And aftew t-the second ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-veiw, t-the tabewnyacwe which is cawwed t-the +Howiest of aww; 9:4 W-Which h-had t-the gowden (>_<) c-censew, and t-the awk of t-the +c-covenyant ovewwaid (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about with gowd, whewein w-was t-the gowden p-pot +that h-had mannya, and Aawon's wod that budded, and t-the tabwes of t-the +c-covenyant; 9:5 And o-ovew it t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of gwowy shadowing t-the +mewcyseat; of which we c-cannyot nyow speak pawticuwawwy. + +9:6 Nyow when these things wewe thus owdainyed, t-the pwiests went awways +into t-the fiwst tabewnyacwe, a-accompwishing t-the sewvice of God. + +9:7 But into t-the second went t-the high pwiest awonye o-once {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy y-yeaw, +nyot without bwood, which he offewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewwows of +t-the peopwe: 9:8 The Howy Ghost this signyifying, that t-the w-way into t-the +howiest of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet m-made manyifest, whiwe as t-the fiwst +tabewnyacwe w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet standing: 9:9 W-Which w-was a figuwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time t-then +pwesent, in which wewe offewed both gifts and sacwifices, that couwd +nyot make him that did t-the sewvice p-pewfect, as pewtainying to t-the +conscience; (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 W-Which s-stood onwy in meats and dwinks, and divews +washings, and cawnyaw owdinyances, imposed on t-them untiw t-the time of +wefowmation. + +9-9:11 But Chwist being come an high pwiest of g-good things to come, by a +gweatew and mowe pewfect tabewnyacwe, nyot m-made with hands, that is to +say, nyot of this (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) b-buiwding; 9:12 N-Nyeithew by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of g-goats and +cawves, but by his own ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood he entewed in o-once into t-the h-howy pwace, +h-having obtainyed etewnyaw ~(>_<~) w-wedemption (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. + +9:13 Fow if t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of buwws and of goats, and t-the ashes of an +heifew spwinkwing t-the u-uncwean, sanctifieth to t-the p-puwifying of t-the +fwesh: 9-9:14 How m-much mowe shaww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who thwough t-the +etewnyaw Spiwit offewed himsewf without spot to G-God, puwge youw +conscience fwom dead wowks to sewve t-the wiving God? 9:15 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this +c-cause he is t-the mediatow of t-the nyew t-testament, that by means of d-death, +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption of t-the twansgwessions that wewe undew t-the fiwst +t-testament, they which awe cawwed m-might weceive t-the pwomise of etewnyaw +inhewitance. + +9:16 Fow whewe a testament is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (* ^ ω ^) m-must awso of nyecessity be t-the +death of t-the testatow. + +9:17 Fow a testament is of fowce aftew men awe dead: o-othewwise it is +of nyo stwength a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww whiwe t-the testatow w-wiveth. + +9:18 Wheweupon nyeithew t-the fiwst testament w-was dedicated without +bwood. + +9:19 Fow when Moses h-had spoken {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwecept to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe +a-accowding to t-the w-waw, he took t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of cawves and of goats, with +watew, and scawwet woow, and h-hyssop, and spwinkwed both t-the b-book, and +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, 9:20 Saying, This is t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the testament which +God hath enjoinyed u-unto you. + +9:21 Moweovew he spwinkwed with ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood both t-the tabewnyacwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the +vessews of t-the minyistwy. + +9:22 And a-awmost (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (*^.^*) p-puwged with bwood; and +without shedding of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is nyo wemission. + +9:23 I-It w-was thewefowe nyecessawy that t-the p-pattewns of things in t-the +h-heavens shouwd be puwified with t-these; but t-the heavenwy things +themsewves with bettew s-sacwifices than these. + +9:24 Fow Chwist is nyot entewed into t-the h-howy pwaces m-made with hands, +which awe t-the figuwes of t-the :3 t-twue; but into heaven (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, nyow to +appeaw in t-the pwesence of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: 9:25 Nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet that he shouwd +offew himsewf o-often, as t-the high pwiest enteweth into t-the h-howy pwace +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy yeaw with ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of othews; 9:26 Fow t-then (* ^ ω ^) m-must he often have +suffewed since t-the f-foundation of t-the wowwd: but nyow o-once in t-the end of +t-the wowwd hath he appeawed to put away sin by t-the sacwifice of +himsewf. + +9:27 And as it is appointed u-unto men o-once to die, but aftew this t-the +judgment: 9-9:28 S-So Chwist w-was o-once offewed to beaw t-the s-sins of many; +and u-unto t-them that wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him shaww he appeaw t-the second time +without sin u-unto s-sawvation. + +10:1 Fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw h-having a shadow of g-good things to come, and nyot t-the +vewy i-image of t-the things, c-can nyevew with those s-sacwifices which they +offewed yeaw by yeaw continyuawwy make t-the comews theweunto p-pewfect. + +1-10:2 Fow t-then w-wouwd they nyot have ceased to be offewed? because that +t-the w-wowshippews o-once (*^.^*) p-puwged shouwd have h-had nyo mowe conscience of +sins. + +10:3 But in those s-sacwifices (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a w-wemembwance again m-made of s-sins +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy y-yeaw. + +10:4 Fow it is nyot p-possibwe that t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of buwws and of g-goats +shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take away sins. + +1-10:5 Whewefowe when he cometh into t-the wowwd, he saith, Sacwifice and +offewing t-thou wouwdest nyot, but a body hast t-thou pwepawed me: 10:6 In +buwnt offewings and s-sacwifices (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin t-thou hast h-had nyo pweasuwe. + +10:7 T-Then said I, Wo, I come (in t-the vowume of t-the book it is wwitten +of m-me,) to (^-^*)/ d-do thy wiww, O-O God. + +10:8 A-Above when he said, Sacwifice and offewing and buwnt offewings +and offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin t-thou wouwdest nyot, nyeithew hadst pweasuwe +thewein; which awe offewed by t-the waw; 10:9 T-Then said he, Wo, I come +to (^-^*)/ d-do thy wiww, O-O God. He taketh away t-the fiwst, that he may estabwish +t-the second. + +10:10 By t-the which wiww we awe sanctified thwough t-the offewing of t-the +body of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist o-once (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aww. + +1-10:11 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwiest standeth daiwy minyistewing and offewing +oftentimes t-the same sacwifices, which c-can nyevew o(>ω<)o t-take away (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 +But this ^.^ m-man, aftew he h-had offewed onye sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-sins (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, +sat down on t-the wight hand of God; ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Fwom hencefowth expecting +tiww his enyemies be m-made his footstoow. + +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Fow by onye offewing he hath pewfected (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew t-them that awe +sanctified. + +10:15 W-Wheweof t-the Howy Ghost awso is a witnyess to us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aftew that +he h-had said b-befowe, 1-10:16 This is t-the c-covenyant that I wiww make with +t-them aftew those days, saith t-the W-Wowd, I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waws into theiw +heawts, and in theiw m-minds wiww I wwite t-them; 1-10:17 And theiw s-sins and +inyiquities wiww I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew nyo mowe. + +10:18 Nyow whewe wemission of these is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo mowe offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +sin. + +10:19 ^w^ *screams* H-Having thewefowe, bwethwen, b-bowdnyess to entew into t-the howiest +by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Jesus, (・_・ヾ 1-10:20 By a nyew and wiving way, which he hath +consecwated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, thwough t-the ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-veiw, that is to say, his fwesh; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 +And h-having an high pwiest o-ovew t-the house of God; 10:22 Wet us d-dwaw +(=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw with a twue heawt in f-fuww assuwance of faith, h-having ouw (x_x)V h-heawts +spwinkwed fwom an eviw conscience, and ouw bodies washed with puwe +watew. + +1-10:23 Wet us h-howd fast t-the pwofession of ouw f-faith without wavewing; +(fow he is faithfuw that (っ˘ω˘ς ) p-pwomised;) 10:24 And wet us considew onye +anyothew to pwovoke u-unto wove and to g-good wowks: 10:25 Nyot fowsaking +t-the assembwing of ouwsewves togethew, as t-the m-mannyew of s-some is; but +exhowting onye anyothew: and so m-much t-the m-mowe, as ye s-see t-the day +appwoaching. + +10:26 Fow if we sin wiwfuwwy aftew that we have weceived t-the k-knyowwedge +of t-the twuth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyeth nyo mowe sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sins, 10:27 But a +c-cewtain feawfuw wooking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of j-judgment and fiewy i-indignyation, which +shaww devouw t-the advewsawies. + +1-10:28 He that (>_<) d-despised Moses' (☆▽☆) w-waw died without (´-ω-`) m-mewcy undew two ow +thwee :33 w-witnyesses: 10:29 O-Of how m-much sowew punyishment, s-suppose ye, shaww +he be thought wowthy, who hath twodden undew foot t-the S-Son of G-God, and +hath c-counted t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the c-covenyant, whewewith he w-was s-sanctified, +an unhowy thing, and hath donye despite u-unto t-the Spiwit of gwace? +10:30 Fow we knyow him that hath said, V-Vengeance bewongeth u-unto me, I +wiww wecompense, saith t-the Wowd. And again, The Wowd shaww j-judge his +peopwe. + +10:31 I-It is a feawfuw t-thing to faww into t-the h-hands of t-the wiving God. + +10:32 But caww to w-wemembwance t-the f-fowmew days, in which, aftew ye wewe +iwwuminyated, ye enduwed a gweat fight of affwictions; 10:33 Pawtwy, +whiwst ye wewe m-made a gazingstock both by wepwoaches and affwictions; +and p-pawtwy, whiwst ye became companyions of t-them that wewe so u-used. + +1-10:34 Fow ye h-had compassion of m-me in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds, and took (^-^*)/ j-joyfuwwy t-the +s-spoiwing of youw goods, knyowing in youwsewves that ye have in heaven a +bettew and an enduwing substance. + +10:35 Cast nyot away thewefowe youw c-confidence, which hath gweat +wecompence of wewawd. + +10:36 Fow ye have nyeed of p-patience, that, aftew ye have donye t-the wiww +of G-God, ye m-might weceive t-the pwomise. + +10:37 Fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and he that shaww come wiww come, and +wiww nyot ~(>_<~) *hugs tightly* t-tawwy. + +10:38 Nyow t-the just shaww wive by faith: but if any man d-dwaw b-back, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +souw shaww have nyo pweasuwe in h-him. + +10:39 But we awe nyot of t-them who d-dwaw back u-unto pewdition; but of t-them +that bewieve to t-the saving of t-the souw. + +11:1 Nyow f-faith is t-the s-substance of things hoped fow, t-the evidence of +things nyot (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. + +11:2 Fow by it t-the ewdews obtainyed a g-good w-wepowt. + +11:3 Thwough f-faith we undewstand that t-the w-wowwds wewe fwamed by t-the +wowd of G-God, so that things which awe s-seen wewe nyot m-made of things +which (^-^*)/ d-do appeaw. + +11:4 By f-faith ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew offewed u-unto God a mowe excewwent sacwifice than +Cain, by which he obtainyed witnyess that he w-was (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, God +testifying of his gifts: and by it he being dead (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet speaketh. + +11:5 By f-faith Enyoch w-was t-twanswated that he shouwd nyot s-see death; and +w-was nyot found, because God h-had t-twanswated him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow befowe his +twanswation he h-had this testimony, that he pweased God. + +11:6 But without f-faith it is impossibwe to pwease him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that +cometh to God (* ^ ω ^) m-must bewieve that he is, and that he is a wewawdew of +t-them that diwigentwy seek h-him. + +11:7 By f-faith Nyoah, being wawnyed of God of things nyot s-seen as yet, +moved with feaw, pwepawed an awk to t-the saving of his h-house; by t-the +which he condemnyed t-the wowwd, and became h-heiw of t-the wighteousnyess +which is by faith. + +11:8 By f-faith A-Abwaham, when he w-was cawwed to go out into a pwace which +he shouwd aftew weceive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, obeyed; and he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, +nyot knyowing whithew he went. + +11:9 By f-faith he s-sojouwnyed in t-the wand of pwomise, as in a s-stwange +countwy, dwewwing in tabewnyacwes with Isaac and Jacob, t-the heiws with +him of t-the same pwomise: 11:10 Fow he wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a city which hath +o(>< )o f-foundations, whose buiwdew and makew is God. + +11:11 Thwough f-faith awso Sawa hewsewf weceived stwength to conceive +seed, and w-was dewivewed of a c-chiwd when she w-was past (￣ω￣) a-age, because she +judged him faithfuw who h-had pwomised. + +11:12 Thewefowe spwang (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe even of o-onye, and him as g-good as dead, so +many as t-the staws of t-the sky in muwtitude, and as t-the sand which is by +t-the sea showe innyumewabwe. + +11:13 These (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww died in faith, nyot h-having weceived t-the pwomises, but +h-having s-seen t-them afaw off, and wewe pewsuaded of t-them, and e-embwaced +t-them, and confessed that they wewe stwangews and piwgwims on t-the +eawth. + +11:14 Fow they that say such things decwawe pwainwy that they seek a +countwy. + +11:15 And twuwy, if they h-had b-been mindfuw of that c-countwy fwom whence +they came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they m-might have h-had oppowtunyity to have wetuwnyed. + +11:16 But nyow they d-desiwe a bettew countwy, that is, an heavenwy: +(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe God is nyot a-ashamed to be cawwed theiw G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath +pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them a city. + +11:17 By f-faith A-Abwaham, when he w-was (ノωヽ) t-twied, offewed up Isaac: and he +that h-had weceived t-the pwomises offewed up his onwy begotten son, 11:18 +O-Of whom it w-was said, That in Isaac shaww thy seed be (>_<) c-cawwed: 11:19 +Accounting that God w-was abwe to w-waise him up, even fwom t-the dead; fwom +whence awso he weceived him in a figuwe. + +11:20 By f-faith Isaac bwessed J-Jacob and E-Esau c-concewnying things to come. + +11:21 By f-faith Jacob, when he w-was a dying, bwessed both t-the sons of +Joseph; and wowshipped, weanying upon t-the top of his staff. + +11:22 By f-faith Joseph, when he died, m-made mention of t-the d-depawting of +t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; and gave commandment c-concewnying his bonyes. + +1-11:23 By f-faith Moses, when he w-was b-bown, w-was hid thwee months of his +pawents, because they saw he w-was a (*´▽`*) *notices bulge* p-pwopew chiwd; and they wewe nyot +afwaid of t-the king's ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +11:24 By f-faith Moses, when he w-was come to yeaws, wefused to be cawwed +t-the son of Phawaoh's d-daughtew; 11:25 Choosing wathew to s-suffew +affwiction with t-the peopwe of G-God, than to enjoy t-the pweasuwes of sin +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a season; 11:26 Esteeming t-the wepwoach of Chwist gweatew w-wiches +than t-the tweasuwes in Egypt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had wespect u-unto t-the wecompence of +t-the wewawd. + +11:27 By f-faith he fowsook Egypt, nyot feawing t-the wwath of t-the king: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he enduwed, as seeing him who is i-invisibwe. + +11:28 Thwough f-faith he kept t-the p-passovew, and t-the spwinkwing of bwood, +west he that destwoyed t-the fiwstbown shouwd touch them. + +1-11:29 By f-faith they passed thwough t-the Wed sea as by dwy wand: which +t-the Egyptians assaying to (^-^*)/ d-do wewe dwownyed. + +11:30 By f-faith t-the wawws of Jewicho feww down, aftew they wewe +compassed about seven days. + +11:31 By f-faith t-the hawwot Wahab pewished nyot with t-them that bewieved +nyot, when she h-had weceived t-the spies with p-peace. + +11:32 And what shaww I mowe say? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time w-wouwd faiw m-me to teww of +Gedeon, and of Bawak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David awso, +and Samuew, and of t-the p-pwophets: 11:33 Who thwough f-faith subdued +kingdoms, wwought wighteousnyess, obtainyed pwomises, |･ω･) s-stopped t-the mouths +of wions. + +(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 Quenched t-the viowence of f-fiwe, escaped t-the edge of t-the swowd, +out of weaknyess wewe m-made stwong, (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed v-vawiant in f-fight, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to +fwight t-the awmies of t-the awiens. + +11:35 Women weceived theiw dead waised to wife ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and othews wewe +towtuwed, nyot a-accepting dewivewance; that they m-might obtain a bettew +wesuwwection: 11:36 And othews h-had twiaw of cwuew mockings and +s-scouwgings, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, moweovew of bonds and (=①ω①=) i-impwisonment: 11:37 They wewe +stonyed, they wewe sawn ⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, wewe tempted, wewe s-swain with t-the +(--_--) s-swowd: they OwO w-wandewed about in sheepskins and g-goatskins; being +destitute, a-affwicted, towmented; 1-11:38 (Of whom t-the wowwd w-was nyot +wowthy:) they OwO w-wandewed in desewts, and in mountains, and in dens and +caves of t-the eawth. + +1-11:39 And these a-aww, h-having obtainyed a g-good wepowt thwough faith, +weceived nyot t-the pwomise: 11:40 God h-having pwovided s-some bettew t-thing +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that they without us shouwd nyot be m-made p-pewfect. + +12:1 Whewefowe seeing we awso awe compassed about with so gweat a +cwoud of witnyesses, wet us way aside {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy weight, and t-the sin which +doth so easiwy b-beset u-us, and wet us w-wun with p-patience t-the wace that is +s-set befowe u-us, (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 xDD W-Wooking u-unto ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the authow and finyishew of ouw +faith; who (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the joy that w-was s-set befowe him enduwed t-the cwoss, +(-_-) d-despising t-the shame, and is s-set down a-at t-the wight hand of t-the t-thwonye +of God. + +12:3 Fow considew him that enduwed such contwadiction of sinnyews +against himsewf, west ye be weawied and f-faint in youw minds. + +12:4 Ye have nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wesisted u-unto bwood, stwiving against sin. + +1-12:5 And ye have fowgotten t-the exhowtation which s-speaketh u-unto you as +u-unto c-chiwdwen, My son, despise nyot t-thou t-the chastenying of t-the W-Wowd, +(=`ω´=) n-nyow f-faint when t-thou awt webuked of him: 12:6 Fow whom t-the Wowd woveth +he chastenyeth, and scouwgeth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy son whom he weceiveth. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 If ye e-enduwe chastenying, God deaweth with you as with s-sons; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +what son is he whom t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew chastenyeth nyot? 12:8 But if ye be +without c-chastisement, wheweof (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe pawtakews, t-then awe ye b-bastawds, +and nyot sons. + +12:9 Fuwthewmowe we have h-had f-fathews of ouw fwesh which cowwected u-us, +and we gave t-them wevewence: shaww we nyot m-much wathew be in s-subjection +u-unto t-the Fathew of s-spiwits, and w-wive? 12:10 Fow they vewiwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a f-few +days (o-_-o) c-chastenyed us aftew theiw own (´ ω `♡) p-pweasuwe; but he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw pwofit, +that we m-might be pawtakews of his howinyess. + +1-12:11 Nyow nyo chastenying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwesent seemeth to be joyous, but +gwievous: nyevewthewess aftewwawd it yiewdeth t-the peaceabwe fwuit of +wighteousnyess u-unto t-them which awe exewcised theweby. + +12:12 Whewefowe wift up t-the h-hands which h-hang down, and t-the feebwe +knyees; 12:13 And make stwaight paths (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw feet, west that which is +wame be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed out of t-the way; but wet it wathew be heawed. + +12:14 Fowwow peace with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, and howinyess, without which nyo man +shaww s-see t-the Wowd: 1-12:15 xDD W-Wooking diwigentwy west any man faiw of t-the +gwace of God; west any woot of bittewnyess spwinging up twoubwe y-you, +and theweby many be defiwed; 12:16 West (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any fownyicatow, ow +pwofanye (・_・ヾ p-pewson, as Esau, who (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye m-mowsew of meat sowd his +biwthwight. + +12:17 Fow ye knyow how that a-aftewwawd, when he w-wouwd have (^-^*)/ i-inhewited t-the +b-bwessing, he w-was wejected: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he f-found nyo pwace of wepentance, t-though +he sought it cawefuwwy with teaws. + +(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 Fow ye awe nyot come u-unto t-the mount that m-might be touched, and +that buwnyed with f-fiwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow u-unto b-bwacknyess, and dawknyess, and tempest, +12:19 And t-the s-sound of a twumpet, and t-the voice of (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; which voice +they that heawd intweated that t-the wowd shouwd nyot be spoken to t-them +any mowe: 12:20 (Fow they couwd nyot e-enduwe that which w-was commanded, +And if so m-much as a beast touch t-the mountain, it shaww be stonyed, ow +thwust thwough with a dawt: 1-12:21 And so t-tewwibwe w-was t-the s-sight, that +Moses said, I e-exceedingwy f-feaw and quake:) 12:22 But ye awe come u-unto +mount Sion, and u-unto t-the city of t-the wiving G-God, t-the heavenwy +J-Jewusawem, and to an innyumewabwe company of a-angews, 12:23 To t-the +genyewaw assembwy and chuwch of t-the f-fiwstbown, which awe wwitten in +heaven, and to God t-the Judge of a-aww, and to t-the s-spiwits of just men +m-made p-pewfect, 12:24 And to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the mediatow of t-the nyew c-covenyant, and +to t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of spwinkwing, that s-speaketh bettew things than that of +Abew. + +12:25 See that ye wefuse nyot him that speaketh. Fow if they escaped +nyot who wefused him that spake on eawth, m-much mowe shaww nyot we +escape, if we tuwn away fwom him that s-speaketh fwom heaven: 12:26 +Whose voice t-then shook t-the eawth: but nyow he hath pwomised, s-saying, +Y-Yet o-once mowe I s-shake nyot t-the eawth onwy, but awso heaven. + +12:27 And this wowd, Y-Yet o-once m-mowe, signyifieth t-the w-wemoving of those +things that awe s-shaken, as of things that awe made, that those things +which c-cannyot be shaken may (^ω~) w-wemain. + +12:28 Whewefowe we weceiving a kingdom which c-cannyot be moved, wet us +have gwace, wheweby we may sewve God acceptabwy with wevewence and +g-godwy feaw: 12:29 Fow ouw God is a consuming fiwe. + +13:1 Wet bwothewwy wove continyue. + +13:2 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot fowgetfuw to entewtain s-stwangews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theweby s-some have +entewtainyed angews (o-_-o) u-unyawawes. + +13:3 Wemembew t-them that awe in bonds, as b-bound with t-them; and t-them +which s-suffew advewsity, as being youwsewves awso in t-the body. + +13:4 M-Mawwiage is honyouwabwe in a-aww, and t-the b-bed undefiwed: but +whowemongews and aduwtewews God wiww judge. + +13:5 Wet youw c-convewsation be without covetousnyess; and be content +with such things as ye have: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath said, I wiww nyevew weave +thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake thee. + +13:6 S-So that we may bowdwy say, The Wowd is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hewpew, and I wiww nyot +f-feaw what man shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto me. + +13:7 Wemembew t-them which have t-the w-wuwe o-ovew y-you, who have spoken u-unto +you t-the wowd of G-God: whose f-faith fowwow, c-considewing t-the end of theiw +c-convewsation. + +13:8 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist t-the same ;;w;; y-yestewday, and to day, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +13:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot cawwied about with divews and s-stwange doctwinyes. Fow it is +a g-good t-thing that t-the heawt be estabwished with gwace; nyot with meats, +which have nyot (o´∀`o) p-pwofited t-them that have b-been occupied thewein. + +1-13:10 We have an awtaw, wheweof they have nyo wight to e-eat which sewve +t-the tabewnyacwe. + +1-13:11 Fow t-the bodies of those beasts, whose ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is b-bwought into t-the +sanctuawy by t-the high pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin, awe buwnyed without t-the camp. + +13:12 Whewefowe ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus awso, that he m-might sanctify t-the peopwe with his +own bwood, suffewed without t-the gate. + +13:13 Wet us go fowth thewefowe u-unto him without t-the camp, beawing his +wepwoach. + +13:14 Fow hewe have we nyo continyuing city, but we seek onye to come. + +13:15 By him thewefowe wet us offew t-the sacwifice of pwaise to God +c-continyuawwy, that is, t-the fwuit of ouw w-wips giving thanks to his nyame. + +1-13:16 But to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good and to (´ ∀ ` *) c-communyicate fowget nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with such +s-sacwifices God is w-weww pweased. + +13:17 O-Obey t-them that have t-the w-wuwe o-ovew y-you, and submit youwsewves: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they watch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw souws, as they that (* ^ ω ^) m-must g-give account, that +they may (^-^*)/ d-do it with joy, and nyot with g-gwief: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is unpwofitabwe +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +13:18 Pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we t-twust we have a g-good conscience, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +things wiwwing to wive honyestwy. + +13:19 But I b-beseech you t-the wathew to (^-^*)/ d-do this, that I may be westowed +to you t-the soonyew. + +1-13:20 Nyow t-the God of p-peace, that b-bwought again fwom t-the dead ouw Wowd +Jesus, that gweat s-shephewd of t-the sheep, thwough t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the +evewwasting c-covenyant, 13:21 Make you pewfect in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowk to (^-^*)/ d-do +his wiww, wowking in you that which is wewwpweasing in his s-sight, +thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; to whom be gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. + +13:22 And I b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, s-suffew t-the wowd of exhowtation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +I have wwitten a wettew u-unto you in f-few wowds. + +13:23 K-Knyow ye that ouw b-bwothew Timothy is s-set a-at w-wibewty; with whom, +if he come s-showtwy, I wiww s-see you. + +13:24 S-Sawute (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that have t-the w-wuwe o-ovew y-you, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the saints. + +They of Itawy sawute you. + +13:25 Gwace be with you aww. A-Amen. + + + + +The Genyewaw Epistwe of James + + +1:1 James, a sewvant of God and of t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, +to t-the twewve twibes which awe scattewed abwoad, gweeting. + +1:2 My bwethwen, count it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww joy when ye faww into divews +temptations; 1:3 Knyowing this, that t-the twying of youw f-faith w-wowketh +p-patience. + +1:4 But wet p-patience have hew pewfect wowk, that ye may be pewfect and +entiwe, wanting nyothing. + +1:5 If any of you wack wisdom, wet him ask of G-God, that giveth to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +men wibewawwy, and upbwaideth n-nyot; and it shaww be given h-him. + +1-1:6 But wet him ask in faith, nyothing wavewing. Fow he that waveweth +is w-wike a wave of t-the sea dwiven with t-the wind and tossed. + +1:7 Fow wet nyot that man think that he shaww weceive any t-thing of t-the +Wowd. + +1:8 A-A d-doubwe minded man is unstabwe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his w-ways. + +1-1:9 Wet t-the b-bwothew of (T_T) *cries* w-wow degwee wejoice in that he is exawted: 1:10 +But t-the wich, in that he is m-made wow: because as t-the fwowew of t-the +gwass he shaww pass away. + +1:11 Fow t-the sun is nyo soonyew wisen with a b-buwnying h-heat, but it +witheweth t-the gwass, and t-the fwowew theweof fawweth, and t-the gwace of +t-the fashion of it p-pewisheth: so awso shaww t-the wich man fade away in +his w-ways. + +1:12 Bwessed is t-the man that enduweth temptation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow when he is +(ノωヽ) t-twied, he shaww weceive t-the cwown of w-wife, which t-the Wowd hath +pwomised to t-them that wove h-him. + +1:13 Wet nyo man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God +c-cannyot be tempted with eviw, nyeithew tempteth he any man: 1:14 But +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man is tempted, when he is dwawn away of his own wust, and +enticed. + +1:15 T-Then when w-wust hath conceived, it bwingeth fowth (*°▽°*) s-sin: and sin, +when it is finyished, bwingeth fowth death. + +1:16 Do nyot eww, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved bwethwen. + +1:17 Evewy g-good gift and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pewfect gift is fwom above, and cometh +down fwom t-the Fathew of wights, with whom is nyo vawiabwenyess, nyeithew +shadow of tuwnying. + +1:18 O-Of his own wiww begat he us with t-the wowd of twuth, that we +shouwd be a kind of fiwstfwuits of his cweatuwes. + +1:19 Whewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved bwethwen, wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man be swift to h-heaw, +swow to speak, swow to w-wwath: 1:20 Fow t-the wwath of man w-wowketh nyot +t-the wighteousnyess of God. + +1-1:21 Whewefowe way apawt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fiwthinyess and supewfwuity of +n-nyaughtinyess, and weceive with meeknyess t-the e-engwafted wowd, which is +abwe to s-save youw souws. + +1:22 But be ye doews of t-the wowd, and nyot heawews onwy, deceiving youw +own sewves. + +1:23 Fow if any be a heawew of t-the wowd, and nyot a doew, he is w-wike +u-unto a man behowding his n-nyatuwaw f-face in a g-gwass: 1-1:24 Fow he +behowdeth himsewf, and goeth his way, and stwaightway f-fowgetteth what +m-mannyew of man he was. + +1:25 But w-whoso wooketh into t-the pewfect (☆▽☆) w-waw of wibewty, and continyueth +thewein, he being nyot a fowgetfuw heawew, but a doew of t-the wowk, this +man shaww be bwessed in his d-deed. + +1:26 If any man among you seem to be wewigious, and bwidweth nyot his +tongue, but deceiveth his own heawt, this man's wewigion is vain. + +1:27 Puwe wewigion and u-undefiwed befowe God and t-the Fathew is this, To +v-visit t-the fathewwess and widows in theiw a-affwiction, and to keep +himsewf unspotted fwom t-the wowwd. + +2:1 My bwethwen, have nyot t-the f-faith of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the Wowd +of gwowy, with wespect of pewsons. + +2:2 Fow if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come u-unto youw assembwy a man with a gowd wing, in +goodwy appawew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come in awso a poow man in viwe waiment; 2-2:3 +And ye have wespect to him that weaweth t-the gay cwothing, and say u-unto +him, Sit t-thou hewe in a g-good pwace; and say to t-the poow, Stand t-thou +thewe, ow sit hewe undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my footstoow: 2:4 Awe ye nyot t-then p-pawtiaw in +youwsewves, and awe become ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of eviw t-thoughts? 2-2:5 Heawken, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +bewoved bwethwen, Hath nyot God chosen t-the poow of this wowwd wich in +faith, and heiws of t-the kingdom which he hath pwomised to t-them that +wove h-him? 2:6 But ye have (>_<) d-despised t-the poow. Do nyot wich men o(>ω<)o o-oppwess +y-you, and d-dwaw you befowe t-the j-judgment s-seats? 2-2:7 Do nyot they +bwaspheme that wowthy nyame by t-the which ye awe cawwed? 2:8 If ye +fuwfiw t-the woyaw (☆▽☆) w-waw a-accowding to t-the scwiptuwe, T-Thou shawt wove thy +(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as xDD t-thysewf, ye (^-^*)/ d-do weww: 2-2:9 But if ye have wespect to +p-pewsons, ye commit sin, and awe convinced of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw as twansgwessows. + +2:10 Fow w-whosoevew shaww keep t-the w-whowe w-waw, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet offend in onye +point, he is g-guiwty of aww. + +2-2:11 Fow he that said, Do nyot commit a-aduwtewy, said awso, Do nyot k-kiww. +Nyow if t-thou commit nyo a-aduwtewy, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet if t-thou k-kiww, t-thou awt become a +twansgwessow of t-the waw. + +2:12 S-So speak ye, and so do, as they that shaww be judged by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw +of wibewty. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Fow he shaww have j-judgment without m-mewcy, that hath shewed nyo +m-mewcy; and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth against judgment. + +2:14 What doth it pwofit, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, t-though a man say he hath faith, +and have nyot wowks? c-can f-faith s-save h-him? 2:15 If a b-bwothew ow s-sistew +be nyaked, and destitute of daiwy food, 2:16 And onye of you say u-unto +t-them, Depawt in p-peace, be ye wawmed and fiwwed; nyotwithstanding ye +g-give t-them nyot those things which awe nyeedfuw to t-the body; what doth it +pwofit? 2:17 Even so faith, if it hath nyot wowks, is dead, being +awonye. + +2:18 Yea, a man may say, T-Thou hast faith, and I have wowks: s-shew m-me +thy f-faith without thy wowks, and I wiww s-shew thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-faith by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +wowks. + +2:19 T-Thou bewievest that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye God; t-thou doest weww: t-the deviws +awso b-bewieve, and t-twembwe. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But wiwt t-thou knyow, O-O vain ^.^ m-man, that f-faith without wowks is dead? +2:21 Was nyot A-Abwaham ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew j-justified by wowks, when he h-had +offewed Isaac his son upon t-the a-awtaw? 2:22 S-Seest t-thou how f-faith +wwought with his wowks, and by wowks w-was f-faith m-made pewfect? 2:23 And +t-the scwiptuwe w-was fuwfiwwed which saith, A-Abwaham bewieved G-God, and it +w-was (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess: and he w-was cawwed t-the Fwiend +of God. + +2:24 Ye s-see t-then how that by wowks a man is justified, and nyot by +f-faith onwy. + +2:25 Wikewise awso w-was nyot Wahab t-the hawwot j-justified by wowks, when +she h-had weceived t-the messengews, and h-had sent t-them out anyothew way? +2:26 Fow as t-the body without t-the spiwit is dead, so f-faith without +wowks is dead awso. + +3-3:1 My bwethwen, be nyot many mastews, knyowing that we shaww weceive +t-the gweatew condemnyation. + +3:2 Fow in many things we offend aww. If any man offend nyot in wowd, +t-the same is a pewfect ^.^ m-man, and abwe awso to bwidwe t-the w-whowe body. + +3-3:3 Behowd, we put bits in t-the howses' m-mouths, that they may obey us; +and we tuwn about theiw w-whowe body. + +3:4 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd awso t-the s-ships, which t-though they be so g-gweat, and awe +dwiven of fiewce winds, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awe they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed about with a vewy smaww +hewm, whithewsoevew t-the govewnyow wisteth. + +3:5 Even so t-the tongue is a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe m-membew, and boasteth gweat things. + +Behowd, how gweat a mattew a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fiwe kindweth! 3-3:6 And t-the tongue +is a f-fiwe, a wowwd of i-inyiquity: so is t-the tongue among ouw (´ ∀ ` *) m-membews, +that it defiweth t-the w-whowe b-body, and setteth on fiwe t-the couwse of +nyatuwe; and it is s-set on fiwe of heww. + +3:7 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy kind of beasts, and of biwds, and of sewpents, and of +things in t-the sea, is tamed, and hath b-been tamed of mankind: 3:8 But +t-the tongue c-can nyo man tame; it is an unwuwy eviw, f-fuww of deadwy +poison. + +3-3:9 Thewewith bwess we G-God, even t-the F-Fathew; and thewewith (O_O;) c-cuwse we +men, which awe m-made aftew t-the simiwitude of God. + +3:10 Out of t-the same mouth p-pwoceedeth bwessing and cuwsing. My +bwethwen, these things ought nyot so to be. + +3:11 Doth a fountain send fowth a-at t-the same pwace sweet w-watew and +bittew? 3:12 Can t-the fig twee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, beaw owive bewwies? +eithew a vinye, figs? so c-can nyo fountain both yiewd sawt w-watew and +fwesh. + +3:13 Who is a wise man and endued with k-knyowwedge among y-you? wet him +s-shew out of a g-good c-convewsation his wowks with meeknyess of w-wisdom. + +3:14 But if ye have bittew envying and stwife in youw heawts, gwowy +nyot, and w-wie nyot against t-the twuth. + +3:15 This wisdom descendeth nyot fwom above, but is eawthwy, s-sensuaw, +deviwish. + +3:16 Fow whewe envying and stwife is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is confusion and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +eviw wowk. + +3:17 But t-the wisdom that is fwom a-above is fiwst puwe, t-then p-peaceabwe, +gentwe, and easy to be i-intweated, f-fuww of (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and g-good fwuits, +without pawtiawity, and without hypocwisy. + +3:18 And t-the fwuit of wighteousnyess is sown in peace of t-them that make +p-peace. + +4:1 Fwom whence come waws and ＼(≧▽≦)／ f-fightings among y-you? come they nyot +hence, even of youw wusts that waw in youw membews? 4-4:2 Ye wust, and +have nyot: ye k-kiww, and d-desiwe to have, and c-cannyot obtain: ye fight and +waw, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ye have nyot, because ye ask n-nyot. + +4:3 Ye ask, and weceive nyot, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume +it upon youw wusts. + +4-4:4 Ye aduwtewews and aduwtewesses, knyow ye nyot that t-the f-fwiendship of +t-the wowwd is enmity with God? w-whosoevew thewefowe wiww be a fwiend of +t-the wowwd is t-the enyemy of God. + +4-4:5 Do ye think that t-the scwiptuwe saith in vain, The spiwit that +d-dwewweth in us w-wusteth to e-envy? 4:6 But he giveth mowe gwace. +Whewefowe he saith, God w-wesisteth t-the pwoud, but giveth gwace u-unto t-the +humbwe. + +4:7 Submit youwsewves thewefowe to God. Wesist t-the deviw, and he wiww +fwee fwom you. + +4-4:8 Dwaw nyigh to G-God, and he wiww d-dwaw nyigh to you. C-Cweanse youw +hands, ye sinnyews; and puwify youw heawts, ye d-doubwe minded. + +4:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be a-affwicted, and mouwn, and weep: wet youw waughtew be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to +mouwnying, and youw joy to heavinyess. + +4:10 Humbwe youwsewves in t-the sight of t-the W-Wowd, and he shaww wift you +(＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +4:11 Speak nyot eviw onye of anyothew, bwethwen. He that s-speaketh eviw of +his bwothew, and j-judgeth his bwothew, s-speaketh eviw of t-the w-waw, and +j-judgeth t-the waw: but if t-thou j-judge t-the w-waw, t-thou awt nyot a doew of t-the +w-waw, but a judge. + +4:12 Thewe is onye wawgivew, who is abwe to s-save and to destwoy: who +awt t-thou that judgest (>_<) a-anyothew? 4:13 Go to n-nyow, ye that say, To day ow +to mowwow we wiww go into such a city, and continyue (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a y-yeaw, and +buy and seww, and get gain: 4:14 Wheweas ye knyow nyot what shaww be on +t-the mowwow. Fow what is youw wife? I-It is even a vapouw, that appeaweth +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe time, and t-then vanyisheth away. + +4:15 Fow that ye ought to say, If t-the Wowd wiww, we shaww wive, and (^-^*)/ d-do +this, ow that. + +4:16 But nyow ye wejoice in youw boastings: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such w-wejoicing is \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +4:17 Thewefowe to him that k-knyoweth to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, and doeth it nyot, to +him it is sin. + +5:1 Go to n-nyow, ye wich men, weep and howw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw misewies that shaww +come upon you. + +5-5:2 Youw w-wiches awe cowwupted, and youw gawments awe motheaten. + +5:3 Youw gowd and s-siwvew is cankewed; and t-the wust of t-them shaww be a +witnyess against y-you, and shaww e-eat youw fwesh as it wewe fiwe. Ye have +heaped tweasuwe togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wast days. + +5:4 Behowd, t-the h-hiwe of t-the wabouwews who have weaped down youw +fiewds, which is of you kept back by fwaud, cwieth: and t-the cwies of +t-them which have weaped awe entewed into t-the eaws of t-the Wowd of +s-sabaoth. + +5:5 Ye have w-wived in pweasuwe on t-the eawth, and b-been wanton; ye have +n-nyouwished youw heawts, as in a day of s-swaughtew. + +5:6 Ye have condemnyed and kiwwed t-the just; and he doth nyot w-wesist you. + +5:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be patient thewefowe, bwethwen, u-unto t-the coming of t-the Wowd. + +Behowd, t-the husbandman waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious fwuit of t-the eawth, +and hath wong p-patience (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, untiw he weceive t-the eawwy and wattew +wain. + +5:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye awso patient; s-stabwish youw heawts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the coming of t-the +Wowd dwaweth nyigh. + +5:9 Gwudge nyot onye against anyothew, bwethwen, west ye be c-condemnyed: +b-behowd, t-the j-judge standeth befowe t-the d-doow. + +5:10 T-Take, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, t-the pwophets, who have spoken in t-the nyame of +t-the W-Wowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an e-exampwe of suffewing a-affwiction, and of p-patience. + +5:11 Behowd, we count t-them happy which enduwe. Ye have heawd of t-the +p-patience of Job, and have s-seen t-the end of t-the Wowd; that t-the Wowd is +vewy pitifuw, and of tendew mewcy. + +5:12 But a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, sweaw nyot, nyeithew by heaven, +nyeithew by t-the eawth, nyeithew by any othew oath: but wet youw yea be +y-yea; and youw nyay, nyay; west ye faww into condemnyation. + +5-5:13 Is any among you affwicted? wet him p-pway. Is any mewwy? wet him +sing psawms. + +5:14 Is any sick among y-you? wet him caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewdews of t-the chuwch; +and wet t-them p-pway o-ovew him, anyointing him with oiw in t-the nyame of t-the +Wowd: 5:15 And t-the pwayew of f-faith shaww s-save t-the sick, and t-the Wowd +shaww w-waise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shaww be +fowgiven h-him. + +5:16 C-Confess youw fauwts onye to anyothew, and p-pway onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow anyothew, +that ye may be heawed. The effectuaw fewvent pwayew of a wighteous man +avaiweth much. + +5:17 Ewias w-was a man subject to w-wike passions as we a-awe, and he pwayed +eawnyestwy that it m-might nyot wain: and it wainyed nyot on t-the eawth by +t-the space of thwee yeaws and six months. + +5:18 And he pwayed again, and t-the heaven gave wain, and t-the eawth +b-bwought fowth hew fwuit. + +5:19 Bwethwen, if any of you (^-^*)/ d-do eww fwom t-the twuth, and onye convewt +h-him; 5:20 Wet him knyow, that he which c-convewteth t-the sinnyew fwom t-the +ewwow of his w-way shaww s-save a souw fwom d-death, and shaww hide a +muwtitude of sins. + + + + +The Fiwst Epistwe Genyewaw of (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew + + +1:1 Petew, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, to t-the stwangews scattewed +(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout Pontus, G-Gawatia, Cappadocia, Asia, and B-Bithynyia, 1:2 Ewect +a-accowding to t-the foweknyowwedge of God t-the Fathew, thwough +sanctification of t-the S-Spiwit, u-unto obedience and spwinkwing of t-the +( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: Gwace u-unto y-you, and p-peace, be muwtipwied. + +1:3 Bwessed be t-the God and Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which +a-accowding to his abundant (´-ω-`) m-mewcy hath begotten us again u-unto a wivewy +hope by t-the wesuwwection of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist fwom t-the dead, 1:4 To an +(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance incowwuptibwe, and undefiwed, and that fadeth nyot away, +wesewved in heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, 1:5 Who awe kept by t-the p-powew of God +thwough f-faith u-unto sawvation weady to be weveawed in t-the wast ^w^ t-time. + +1-1:6 Whewein ye gweatwy wejoice, t-though nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a season, if nyeed be, +ye awe in heavinyess thwough manyifowd temptations: 1:7 That t-the twiaw +of youw faith, being m-much mowe (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious than of gowd that p-pewisheth, +t-though it be twied with f-fiwe, m-might be f-found u-unto pwaise and honyouw +and gwowy a-at t-the appeawing of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:8 Whom h-having nyot seen, +ye wove; in whom, t-though nyow ye s-see him nyot, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet bewieving, ye wejoice +with joy unspeakabwe and f-fuww of gwowy: 1-1:9 Weceiving t-the end of youw +faith, even t-the sawvation of youw souws. + +1:10 O-Of which sawvation t-the pwophets have enquiwed and seawched +diwigentwy, who pwophesied of t-the gwace that shouwd come u-unto you: +1:11 Seawching what, ow what m-mannyew of time t-the Spiwit of Chwist which +w-was in t-them did signyify, when it testified befowehand t-the suffewings +of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and t-the gwowy that shouwd fowwow. + +1:12 Unto whom it w-was weveawed, that nyot u-unto themsewves, but u-unto us +they did m-minyistew t-the things, which awe nyow wepowted u-unto you by t-them +that have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew u-unto you with t-the Howy Ghost sent down +fwom heaven; which things t-the angews d-desiwe to wook into. + +1:13 Whewefowe giwd up t-the woins of youw mind, be sobew, and hope to +t-the end (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwace that is to be b-bwought u-unto you a-at t-the wevewation +of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; 1:14 As xDD o-obedient c-chiwdwen, nyot (≧◡≦) f-fashionying youwsewves +a-accowding to t-the f-fowmew wusts in youw ignyowance: 1:15 But as he which +hath cawwed you is howy, so be ye h-howy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of convewsation; +1:16 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because it is wwitten, (☆▽☆) B-Be ye (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am howy. + +1:17 And if ye caww on t-the Fathew, who without wespect of p-pewsons +j-judgeth a-accowding to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's wowk, pass t-the time of youw +sojouwnying hewe in feaw: 1:18 Fowasmuch as ye knyow that ye wewe nyot +wedeemed with cowwuptibwe things, as s-siwvew and gowd, fwom youw vain +c-convewsation weceived by twadition fwom youw fathews; 1:19 But with +t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, as of a wamb without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish and without +spot: 1:20 Who vewiwy w-was foweowdainyed befowe t-the f-foundation of t-the +wowwd, but w-was manyifest in these wast times (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, 1-1:21 Who by him +(^-^*)/ d-do bewieve in G-God, that waised him up fwom t-the dead, and gave him +gwowy; that youw f-faith and hope m-might be in God. + +1:22 Seeing ye have puwified youw s-souws in obeying t-the twuth thwough +t-the Spiwit u-unto unfeignyed wove of t-the bwethwen, s-see that ye wove onye +anyothew with a puwe heawt fewventwy: 1:23 Being bown again, nyot of +cowwuptibwe seed, but of incowwuptibwe, by t-the wowd of G-God, which +wiveth and abideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1-1:24 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh is as gwass, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwowy of man as t-the fwowew +of gwass. The gwass witheweth, and t-the fwowew theweof f-fawweth (☆ω☆) a-away: +1:25 But t-the wowd of t-the Wowd enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. And this is t-the wowd +which by t-the gospew is (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto you. + +2:1 Whewefowe waying aside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mawice, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-guiwe, and hypocwisies, +and e-envies, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw speakings, 2:2 As nyewbown b-babes, d-desiwe t-the +sincewe miwk of t-the wowd, that ye may gwow theweby: 2-2:3 If so be ye +have tasted that t-the Wowd is gwacious. + +2:4 To whom coming, as u-unto a wiving stonye, disawwowed indeed of men, +but chosen of G-God, and p-pwecious, 2-2:5 Ye awso, as wivewy stonyes, awe +b-buiwt up a \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw h-house, an h-howy pwiesthood, to offew up \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw +sacwifices, acceptabwe to God by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +2:6 Whewefowe awso it is c-containyed in t-the scwiptuwe, Behowd, I way in +Sion a chief cownyew stonye, ewect, pwecious: and he that b-bewieveth on +him shaww nyot be confounded. + +2-2:7 Unto you thewefowe which bewieve he is pwecious: but u-unto t-them +which be disobedient, t-the stonye which t-the buiwdews disawwowed, t-the +same is m-made t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the cownyew, 2:8 And a stonye of stumbwing, and +a w-wock of offence, even to t-them which stumbwe a-at t-the wowd, being +disobedient: wheweunto awso they wewe a-appointed. + +2-2:9 But ye awe a chosen g-genyewation, a woyaw pwiesthood, an h-howy +nyation, a pecuwiaw peopwe; that ye shouwd s-shew fowth t-the p-pwaises of +him who hath cawwed you out of dawknyess into his mawvewwous wight; +2:10 W-Which in time past wewe nyot a p-peopwe, but awe nyow t-the peopwe of +G-God: which h-had nyot obtainyed m-mewcy, but nyow have obtainyed mewcy. + +2-2:11 (☆▽☆) D-Deawwy bewoved, I b-beseech you as stwangews and piwgwims, abstain +fwom fweshwy wusts, which waw against t-the s-souw; 2:12 ^w^ *screams* H-Having youw +c-convewsation honyest among t-the Gentiwes: that, w-wheweas they speak +against you as eviwdoews, they may by youw g-good wowks, which they +shaww b-behowd, gwowify God in t-the day of visitation. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Submit youwsewves to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy owdinyance of man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's sake: +whethew it be to t-the king, as supweme; 2:14 Ow u-unto govewnyows, as u-unto +t-them that awe sent by him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the punyishment of eviwdoews, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +pwaise of t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do weww. + +2:15 Fow so is t-the wiww of G-God, that with w-weww doing ye may put to +siwence t-the ignyowance of foowish m-men: 2:16 As fwee, and nyot using youw +w-wibewty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-cwoke of mawiciousnyess, but as t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of God. + +2:17 Honyouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. Wove t-the ( ~*-*)~ b-bwothewhood. Feaw God. Honyouw t-the king. + +2:18 Sewvants, be subject to youw mastews with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww feaw; nyot onwy to +t-the g-good and gentwe, but awso to t-the fwowawd. + +2:19 Fow this is thankwowthy, if a man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow conscience towawd God +e-enduwe gwief, suffewing w-wwongfuwwy. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Fow what gwowy is it, (O_O;) i-if, when ye be buffeted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw fauwts, ye +shaww o(>ω<)o t-take it p-patientwy? but (O_O;) i-if, when ye (^-^*)/ d-do weww, and s-suffew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, +ye o(>ω<)o t-take it patientwy, this is acceptabwe with God. + +2:21 Fow even heweunto wewe ye (>_<) c-cawwed: because Chwist awso suffewed +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, weaving us an e-exampwe, that ye shouwd fowwow his steps: 2:22 +Who did nyo sin, nyeithew w-was g-guiwe f-found in his m-mouth: 2:23 Who, when +he w-was weviwed, weviwed nyot a-again; when he suffewed, he thweatenyed +n-nyot; but committed himsewf to him that j-judgeth wighteouswy: 2:24 Who +his own sewf bawe ouw s-sins in his own body on t-the twee, that ^w^ w-we, being +dead to sins, shouwd wive u-unto wighteousnyess: by whose stwipes ye wewe +heawed. + +2:25 Fow ye wewe as sheep g-going a-astway; but awe nyow wetuwnyed u-unto t-the +Shephewd and Bishop of youw souws. + +3-3:1 Wikewise, ye wives, be in s-subjection to youw own husbands; that, +if any obey nyot t-the wowd, they awso may without t-the wowd be won by t-the +c-convewsation of t-the wives; 3:2 Whiwe they (x_x)V b-behowd youw chaste +c-convewsation (o･ω･o) c-coupwed with feaw. + +3-3:3 Whose adownying wet it nyot be that (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd adownying of (;;;*_*) p-pwaiting t-the +haiw, and of weawing of gowd, ow of putting on of appawew; 3:4 But wet +it be t-the ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden man of t-the heawt, in that which is nyot c-cowwuptibwe, +even t-the ownyament of a meek and quiet spiwit, which is in t-the sight of +God of gweat p-pwice. + +3:5 Fow aftew this m-mannyew in t-the o-owd time t-the h-howy w-women awso, who +twusted in G-God, adownyed themsewves, being in s-subjection u-unto theiw own +h-husbands: 3-3:6 Even as Sawa obeyed A-Abwaham, cawwing him wowd: whose +daughtews ye a-awe, as wong as ye (^-^*)/ d-do weww, and awe nyot afwaid with any +amazement. + +3:7 Wikewise, ye h-husbands, dweww with t-them a-accowding to knyowwedge, +giving honyouw u-unto t-the wife, as u-unto t-the weakew v-vessew, and as being +heiws togethew of t-the gwace of wife; that youw pwayews be nyot +hindewed. + +3:8 Finyawwy, be ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of onye mind, h-having compassion onye of anyothew, +wove as bwethwen, be pitifuw, be couwteous: 3-3:9 Nyot wendewing eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +eviw, ow waiwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waiwing: but contwawiwise b-bwessing; knyowing that +ye awe theweunto cawwed, that ye shouwd i-inhewit a bwessing. + +3:10 Fow he that wiww wove w-wife, and s-see g-good days, wet him wefwain +his tongue fwom eviw, and his w-wips that they speak nyo guiwe: 3:11 Wet +him eschew eviw, and (^-^*)/ d-do good; wet him seek p-peace, and ensue it. + +3:12 Fow t-the eyes of t-the Wowd awe o-ovew t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and his eaws awe +open u-unto theiw pwayews: but t-the f-face of t-the Wowd is against t-them that +(^-^*)/ d-do \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. + +3:13 And who is he that wiww hawm y-you, if ye be fowwowews of that +which is good? 3:14 But and if ye s-suffew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess' sake, +happy awe ye: and be nyot afwaid of theiw tewwow, nyeithew be twoubwed; +3:15 But sanctify t-the Wowd God in youw heawts: and be weady awways to +g-give an answew to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that asketh you a w-weason of t-the hope that +is in you with meeknyess and feaw: 3:16 ^w^ *screams* H-Having a g-good conscience; that, +w-wheweas they speak eviw of y-you, as of eviwdoews, they may be a-ashamed +that fawsewy a-accuse youw g-good c-convewsation in (T_T) C-Chwist. + +3:17 Fow it is bettew, if t-the wiww of God be so, that ye s-suffew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +w-weww doing, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw doing. + +3:18 Fow Chwist awso hath o-once suffewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sins, t-the just (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +u-unjust, that he m-might bwing us to G-God, being put to death in t-the +f-fwesh, but quickenyed by t-the Spiwit: 3:19 By which awso he went and +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto t-the s-spiwits in pwison; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 W-Which sometime wewe +disobedient, when o-once t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing of God waited in t-the days of +Nyoah, whiwe t-the awk w-was a pwepawing, whewein few, that is, eight s-souws +wewe saved by watew. + +3:21 The w-wike figuwe wheweunto even baptism doth awso nyow s-save us (nyot +t-the putting away of t-the fiwth of t-the f-fwesh, but t-the answew of a g-good +conscience towawd God,) by t-the wesuwwection of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 3-3:22 Who +is gonye into heaven, and is on t-the wight hand of God; angews and +authowities and powews being m-made subject u-unto h-him. + +4:1 Fowasmuch t-then as Chwist hath suffewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us in t-the f-fwesh, a-awm +youwsewves wikewise with t-the same mind: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that hath suffewed in +t-the fwesh hath ceased fwom sin; 4-4:2 That he nyo wongew shouwd wive t-the +w-west of his time in t-the fwesh to t-the wusts of men, but to t-the wiww of +God. + +4:3 Fow t-the time past of ouw wife may suffice us to have wwought t-the +wiww of t-the G-Gentiwes, when we wawked in wasciviousnyess, wusts, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ e-excess +of winye, wevewwings, banquetings, and abominyabwe idowatwies: 4-4:4 +Whewein they think it s-stwange that ye w-wun nyot with t-them to t-the same +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ e-excess of wiot, speaking eviw of you: 4-4:5 Who shaww g-give ( ~*-*)~ a-account to +him that is weady to j-judge t-the quick and t-the dead. + +4:6 Fow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause w-was t-the gospew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached awso to t-them that awe +dead, that they m-might be judged a-accowding to men in t-the f-fwesh, but +wive a-accowding to God in t-the spiwit. + +4:7 But t-the end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things is a-at hand: be ye thewefowe sobew, and +watch u-unto p-pwayew. + +4-4:8 And a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things have fewvent chawity among youwsewves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +chawity shaww covew t-the muwtitude of sins. + +4:9 ╰(▔∀▔)╯ U-Use hospitawity onye to anyothew without gwudging. + +4:10 As {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man hath weceived t-the gift, even so m-minyistew t-the same +onye to anyothew, as g-good stewawds of t-the manyifowd gwace of God. + +4:11 If any man speak, wet him speak as t-the o-owacwes of God; if any man +minyistew, wet him (^-^*)/ d-do it as of t-the abiwity which God giveth: that God +in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things may be gwowified thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, to whom be pwaise +and dominyion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. + +4:12 Bewoved, think it nyot s-stwange c-concewnying t-the fiewy twiaw which is +to twy y-you, as t-though s-some s-stwange t-thing happenyed u-unto you: 4:13 But +wejoice, i-inyasmuch as ye awe pawtakews of Chwist's suffewings; that, +when his gwowy shaww be weveawed, ye may be gwad awso with exceeding +j-joy. + +4:14 If ye be wepwoached (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyame of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, happy awe y-ye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +spiwit of gwowy and of God westeth upon you: on theiw pawt he is eviw +spoken of, but on youw pawt he is ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. + +4:15 But wet nyonye of you s-suffew as a m-muwdewew, ow as a thief, ow as an +eviwdoew, ow as a busybody in othew men's mattews. + +4:16 Y-Yet if any man s-suffew as a Chwistian, wet him nyot be ashamed; but +wet him gwowify God on this behawf. + +4:17 Fow t-the time is come that j-judgment (* ^ ω ^) m-must b-begin a-at t-the house of +G-God: and if it fiwst b-begin a-at u-us, what shaww t-the end be of t-them that +obey nyot t-the gospew of God? 4-4:18 And if t-the wighteous scawcewy be +saved, whewe shaww t-the ungodwy and t-the sinnyew appeaw? 4:19 Whewefowe +wet t-them that s-suffew a-accowding to t-the wiww of God commit t-the keeping +of theiw s-souws to him in w-weww doing, as u-unto a faithfuw Cweatow. + +5:1 The ewdews which awe among you I exhowt, who am awso an ewdew, and +a witnyess of t-the suffewings of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and awso a p-pawtakew of t-the +gwowy that shaww be weveawed: 5-5:2 F-Feed t-the fwock of God which is among +y-you, taking t-the ovewsight t-theweof, nyot by constwaint, but wiwwingwy; +nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fiwthy wucwe, but of a weady mind; 5:3 N-Nyeithew as being wowds +o-ovew God's h-hewitage, but being ensampwes to t-the fwock. + +5:4 And when t-the chief Shephewd shaww appeaw, ye shaww weceive a cwown +of gwowy that fadeth nyot away. + +5:5 Wikewise, ye youngew, submit youwsewves u-unto t-the ewdew. Yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +of you be subject onye to anyothew, and be cwothed with humiwity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +God w-wesisteth t-the pwoud, and giveth gwace to t-the humbwe. + +5:6 Humbwe youwsewves thewefowe undew t-the mighty hand of G-God, that he +may e-exawt you in d-due time: 5:7 Casting (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw cawe upon h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he +caweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. + +5:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be sobew, be vigiwant; because youw a-advewsawy t-the deviw, as a +woawing wion, w-wawketh a-about, seeking whom he may d-devouw: 5:9 Whom +w-wesist stedfast in t-the faith, knyowing that t-the same a-affwictions awe +(♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished in youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that awe in t-the wowwd. + +5:10 But t-the God of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwace, who hath cawwed us u-unto his etewnyaw +gwowy by Chwist Jesus, aftew that ye have suffewed a whiwe, make you +p-pewfect, stabwish, stwengthen, s-settwe you. + +5:11 To him be gwowy and dominyion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. + +5:12 By S-Siwvanyus, a faithfuw b-bwothew u-unto y-you, as I suppose, I have +wwitten bwiefwy, e-exhowting, and testifying that this is t-the twue gwace +of God whewein ye stand. + +5-5:13 The chuwch that is a-at Babywon, ewected togethew with y-you, +sawuteth you; and so doth Mawcus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +5:14 Gweet ye onye anyothew with a (O.O) k-kiss of chawity. Peace be with you +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in Chwist Jesus. A-Amen. + + + + +The S-Second Genyewaw Epistwe of (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew + + +1:1 Simon Petew, a sewvant and an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, to t-them +that have obtainyed w-wike (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious f-faith with us thwough t-the +wighteousnyess of God and ouw x3 *screams* S-Saviouw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:2 Gwace and peace +be m-muwtipwied u-unto you thwough t-the k-knyowwedge of G-God, and of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw +W-Wowd, 1:3 Accowding as his divinye p-powew hath given u-unto us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things +that pewtain u-unto wife and godwinyess, thwough t-the k-knyowwedge of him +that hath cawwed us to gwowy and viwtue: 1:4 Wheweby awe given u-unto us +exceeding gweat and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious p-pwomises: that by these ye m-might be +pawtakews of t-the divinye nyatuwe, h-having escaped t-the cowwuption that is +in t-the wowwd thwough w-wust. + +1:5 And beside this, giving (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww diwigence, a-add to youw f-faith viwtue; +and to viwtue knyowwedge; 1-1:6 And to k-knyowwedge tempewance; and to +tempewance patience; and to p-patience godwinyess; 1:7 And to godwinyess +bwothewwy kindnyess; and to bwothewwy k-kindnyess chawity. + +1:8 Fow if these things be in y-you, and abound, they make you that ye +shaww nyeithew be b-bawwen (=`ω´=) n-nyow unfwuitfuw in t-the k-knyowwedge of ouw Wowd +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1-1:9 But he that wacketh these things is bwind, and c-cannyot s-see afaw +off, and hath fowgotten that he w-was (*^.^*) p-puwged fwom his o-owd sins. + +1:10 Whewefowe t-the wathew, bwethwen, g-give diwigence to make youw +cawwing and ewection suwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if ye (^-^*)/ d-do these things, ye shaww nyevew +faww: 1:11 Fow so an entwance shaww be minyistewed u-unto you abundantwy +into t-the evewwasting kingdom of ouw Wowd and x3 *screams* S-Saviouw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:12 Whewefowe I wiww nyot be nyegwigent to put you awways in +w-wemembwance of these things, t-though ye knyow t-them, and be estabwished +in t-the pwesent twuth. + +1:13 Yea, I think it meet, as wong as I am in this tabewnyacwe, to stiw +you up by putting you in wemembwance; 1:14 Knyowing that showtwy I (* ^ ω ^) m-must +put off this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe, even as ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist hath shewed +me. + +1:15 Moweovew I wiww endeavouw that ye may be abwe aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my decease to +have these things awways in wemembwance. + +1:16 Fow we have nyot f-fowwowed cunnyingwy devised fabwes, when we m-made +knyown u-unto you t-the p-powew and coming of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, but wewe +e-eyewitnyesses of his m-majesty. + +1:17 Fow he weceived fwom God t-the Fathew honyouw and gwowy, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +came such a voice to him fwom t-the excewwent gwowy, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved +Son, in whom I am w-weww pweased. + +1:18 And this voice which came fwom heaven we heawd, when we wewe with +him in t-the h-howy mount. + +1:19 We have awso a mowe suwe wowd of pwophecy; wheweunto ye (^-^*)/ d-do w-weww +that ye o(>ω<)o t-take heed, as u-unto a wight that shinyeth in a dawk pwace, untiw +t-the day d-dawn, and t-the day staw a-awise in youw heawts: 1:20 Knyowing this +fiwst, that nyo pwophecy of t-the scwiptuwe is of any pwivate +intewpwetation. + +1-1:21 Fow t-the pwophecy came nyot in o-owd time by t-the wiww of man: but +h-howy men of God spake as they wewe moved by t-the Howy Ghost. + +2:1 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe f-fawse pwophets awso among t-the p-peopwe, even as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be f-fawse teachews among y-you, who pwiviwy shaww bwing in d-damnyabwe +hewesies, even denying t-the Wowd that bought t-them, and bwing upon +themsewves swift destwuction. + +2:2 And many shaww fowwow theiw (✧ω✧) p-pewnyicious w-ways; by w-weason of whom t-the +w-way of twuth shaww be eviw spoken of. + +2-2:3 And thwough covetousnyess shaww they with feignyed w-wowds make +mewchandise of you: whose j-judgment nyow of a wong time wingeweth nyot, +and theiw damnyation swumbeweth n-nyot. + +2:4 Fow if God spawed nyot t-the angews that sinnyed, but cast t-them down +to heww, and dewivewed t-them into c-chains of dawknyess, to be wesewved +u-unto judgment; 2-2:5 And spawed nyot t-the o-owd wowwd, but saved N-Nyoah t-the +eighth (・_・ヾ p-pewson, a pweachew of wighteousnyess, bwinging in t-the fwood upon +t-the wowwd of t-the ungodwy; 2:6 And tuwnying t-the c-cities of Sodom and +o(>< )o G-Gomowwha into ashes condemnyed t-them with an ovewthwow, making t-them an +ensampwe u-unto those that aftew shouwd wive ungodwy; 2-2:7 And dewivewed +just Wot, vexed with t-the fiwthy c-convewsation of t-the wicked: 2:8 (Fow +that wighteous man dwewwing among t-them, in seeing and h-heawing, vexed +his wighteous souw fwom day to day with theiw unwawfuw deeds;) 2-2:9 The +Wowd k-knyoweth how to d-dewivew t-the g-godwy out of temptations, and to +wesewve t-the unjust u-unto t-the day of j-judgment to be punyished: 2:10 But +chiefwy t-them that wawk aftew t-the fwesh in t-the w-wust of uncweannyess, and +despise govewnment. Pwesumptuous awe they, s-sewfwiwwed, they awe nyot +afwaid to speak eviw of dignyities. + +2-2:11 Wheweas a-angews, which awe gweatew in p-powew and might, bwing nyot +waiwing accusation against t-them befowe t-the Wowd. + +2:12 But these, as n-nyatuwaw bwute beasts, m-made to be taken and +destwoyed, speak eviw of t-the things that they undewstand n-nyot; and +shaww u-uttewwy pewish in theiw own cowwuption; (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And shaww weceive +t-the wewawd of unwighteousnyess, as they that count it pweasuwe to (　･ω･)☞ w-wiot +in t-the day ^w^ t-time. S-Spots they awe and bwemishes, spowting themsewves +with theiw own deceivings whiwe they (♡°▽°♡) f-feast with you; 2:14 ^w^ *screams* H-Having eyes +f-fuww of a-aduwtewy, and that c-cannyot cease fwom sin; b-beguiwing unstabwe +souws: an heawt they have exewcised with covetous p-pwactices; cuwsed +chiwdwen: 2:15 W-Which have fowsaken t-the wight way, and awe gonye astway, +fowwowing t-the w-way of Bawaam t-the son of Bosow, who woved t-the wages of +unwighteousnyess; 2:16 But w-was webuked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his i-inyiquity: t-the dumb a-ass +speaking with man's voice fowbad t-the madnyess of t-the pwophet. + +2:17 These awe w-wewws without watew, cwouds that awe cawwied with a +tempest; to whom t-the m-mist of dawknyess is wesewved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +2:18 Fow when they speak gweat swewwing w-wowds of v-vanyity, they a-awwuwe +thwough t-the wusts of t-the f-fwesh, thwough m-much wantonnyess, those that +wewe cwean escaped fwom t-them who wive in ewwow. + +2:19 Whiwe they pwomise t-them wibewty, they themsewves awe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +of c-cowwuption: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of whom a man is ovewcome, of t-the same is he +b-bwought in bondage. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Fow if aftew they have escaped t-the powwutions of t-the wowwd +thwough t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the Wowd and x3 *screams* S-Saviouw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, they awe +again entangwed thewein, and ovewcome, t-the wattew end is wowse with +t-them than t-the beginnying. + +2:21 Fow it h-had b-been bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them nyot to have knyown t-the w-way of +wighteousnyess, than, aftew they have knyown it, to tuwn fwom t-the h-howy +commandment dewivewed u-unto them. + +2:22 But it is happenyed u-unto t-them a-accowding to t-the twue pwovewb, The +d-dog is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to his own vomit a-again; and t-the sow that w-was washed to +hew wawwowing in t-the miwe. + +3-3:1 This second epistwe, bewoved, I nyow wwite u-unto you; in both which +I stiw up youw puwe m-minds by w-way of wemembwance: 3:2 That ye may be +mindfuw of t-the w-wowds which wewe spoken befowe by t-the h-howy pwophets, +and of t-the commandment of us t-the apostwes of t-the Wowd and Saviouw: 3-3:3 +Knyowing this fiwst, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come in t-the wast days scoffews, +wawking aftew theiw own wusts, 3:4 And s-saying, Whewe is t-the pwomise of +his coming? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow since t-the f-fathews feww asweep, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things continyue as +they wewe fwom t-the beginnying of t-the c-cweation. + +3:5 Fow this they w-wiwwingwy awe i-ignyowant of, that by t-the wowd of God +t-the h-heavens wewe of o-owd, and t-the eawth standing out of t-the w-watew and +in t-the watew: 3-3:6 Wheweby t-the wowwd that t-then was, being ovewfwowed +with watew, pewished: 3:7 But t-the h-heavens and t-the eawth, which awe +n-nyow, by t-the same wowd awe kept in s-stowe, wesewved u-unto fiwe against +t-the day of j-judgment and pewdition of ungodwy m-men. + +3:8 B-But, bewoved, be nyot i-ignyowant of this onye thing, that onye day is +with t-the Wowd as a t-thousand yeaws, and a t-thousand yeaws as onye d-day. + +3-3:9 The Wowd is nyot swack c-concewnying his pwomise, as s-some men count +swacknyess; but is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing to us-wawd, nyot wiwwing that any +shouwd pewish, but that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shouwd come to wepentance. + +3:10 But t-the day of t-the Wowd wiww come as a t-thief in t-the nyight; in t-the +which t-the h-heavens shaww pass away with a gweat nyoise, and t-the ewements +shaww mewt with fewvent h-heat, t-the eawth awso and t-the wowks that awe +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be buwnyed (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +3:11 Seeing t-then that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things shaww be dissowved, what m-mannyew +of p-pewsons ought ye to be in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-howy c-convewsation and godwinyess, 3:12 +xDD W-Wooking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow and hasting u-unto t-the coming of t-the day of G-God, whewein t-the +h-heavens being on fiwe shaww be dissowved, and t-the ewements shaww mewt +with fewvent heat? 3:13 Nyevewthewess ^w^ w-we, a-accowding to his pwomise, +wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyew h-heavens and a nyew eawth, whewein d-dwewweth ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. + +3:14 Whewefowe, bewoved, seeing that ye wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow such things, be +d-diwigent that ye may be f-found of him in p-peace, without |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, and +bwamewess. + +3:15 And ( ~*-*)~ a-account that t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing of ouw Wowd is sawvation; even +as ouw bewoved b-bwothew Pauw awso a-accowding to t-the wisdom given u-unto +him hath wwitten u-unto you; 3:16 As awso in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his epistwes, speaking +in t-them of these things; in which awe s-some things hawd to be +undewstood, which they that awe unweawnyed and unstabwe w-wwest, as they +(^-^*)/ d-do awso t-the othew scwiptuwes, u-unto theiw own destwuction. + +3:17 Ye thewefowe, bewoved, seeing ye knyow these things b-befowe, bewawe +west ye awso, being w-wed away with t-the ewwow of t-the w-wicked, faww fwom +youw own s-stedfastnyess. + +3:18 But gwow in gwace, and in t-the k-knyowwedge of ouw Wowd and x3 *screams* S-Saviouw +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. To him be gwowy both nyow and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. A-Amen. + + + + +The Fiwst Epistwe Genyewaw of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John + + +1:1 That which w-was fwom t-the beginnying, which we have heawd, which we +have s-seen with ouw eyes, which we have wooked u-upon, and ouw h-hands have +handwed, of t-the Wowd of wife; 1:2 (Fow t-the wife w-was manyifested, and we +have s-seen it, and beaw witnyess, and s-shew u-unto you that etewnyaw w-wife, +which w-was with t-the Fathew, and w-was m-manyifested u-unto us;) 1:3 That which +we have s-seen and heawd decwawe we u-unto y-you, that ye awso may have +fewwowship with us: and t-twuwy ouw fewwowship is with t-the Fathew, and +with his S-Son ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:4 And these things wwite we u-unto y-you, that youw joy may be fuww. + +1:5 This t-then is t-the message which we have heawd of him, and decwawe +u-unto y-you, that God is wight, and in him is nyo dawknyess a-at aww. + +1-1:6 If we say that we have fewwowship with him, and wawk in dawknyess, +we wie, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyot t-the twuth: 1:7 But if we wawk in t-the wight, as he +is in t-the wight, we have fewwowship onye with anyothew, and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist his S-Son cweanseth us fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sin. + +1:8 If we say that we have nyo sin, we deceive ouwsewves, and t-the twuth +is nyot in us. + +1-1:9 If we confess ouw sins, he is faithfuw and just to fowgive us ouw +sins, and to cweanse us fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww unwighteousnyess. + +1:10 If we say that we have nyot sinnyed, we make him a wiaw, and his +wowd is nyot in us. + +2:1 My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, these things wwite I u-unto y-you, that ye sin +n-nyot. + +And if any man sin, we have an advocate with t-the Fathew, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist +t-the w-wighteous: 2:2 And he is t-the pwopitiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: and nyot +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw's onwy, but awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sins of t-the w-whowe wowwd. + +2-2:3 And heweby we (^-^*)/ d-do knyow that we knyow him, if we keep his +commandments. + +2:4 He that saith, I knyow him, and keepeth nyot his commandments, is a +wiaw, and t-the twuth is nyot in h-him. + +2-2:5 But w-whoso keepeth his wowd, in him vewiwy is t-the wove of God +pewfected: heweby knyow we that we awe in h-him. + +2:6 He that saith he abideth in him ought himsewf awso so to wawk, +even as he wawked. + +2-2:7 Bwethwen, I wwite nyo nyew commandment u-unto y-you, but an o-owd +commandment which ye h-had fwom t-the beginnying. The o-owd commandment is +t-the wowd which ye have heawd fwom t-the beginnying. + +2:8 A-Again, a nyew commandment I wwite u-unto y-you, which t-thing is twue in +him and in you: because t-the dawknyess is past, and t-the twue wight nyow +shinyeth. + +2-2:9 He that saith he is in t-the wight, and hateth his bwothew, is in +dawknyess even untiw n-nyow. + +2:10 He that woveth his b-bwothew abideth in t-the wight, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is +nyonye occasion of stumbwing in h-him. + +2-2:11 But he that hateth his b-bwothew is in dawknyess, and w-wawketh in +dawknyess, and k-knyoweth nyot whithew he goeth, because that dawknyess hath +bwinded his eyes. + +2:12 I wwite u-unto y-you, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, because youw s-sins awe fowgiven +you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame's sake. + +(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 I wwite u-unto y-you, fathews, because ye have knyown him that is fwom +t-the beginnying. I wwite u-unto y-you, young men, because ye have ovewcome +t-the wicked onye. I wwite u-unto y-you, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, because ye have +knyown t-the Fathew. + +2:14 I have wwitten u-unto y-you, fathews, because ye have knyown him that +is fwom t-the beginnying. I have wwitten u-unto y-you, young men, because ye +awe stwong, and t-the wowd of God abideth in y-you, and ye have ovewcome +t-the wicked onye. + +2:15 Wove nyot t-the wowwd, nyeithew t-the things that awe in t-the wowwd. If +any man wove t-the wowwd, t-the wove of t-the Fathew is nyot in h-him. + +2:16 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in t-the wowwd, t-the w-wust of t-the f-fwesh, and t-the w-wust +of t-the eyes, and t-the pwide of w-wife, is nyot of t-the Fathew, but is of +t-the wowwd. + +2:17 And t-the wowwd passeth away, and t-the w-wust theweof: but he that +doeth t-the wiww of God abideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +2:18 W-Wittwe c-chiwdwen, it is t-the wast time: and as ye have heawd that +antichwist shaww come, even nyow awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe many antichwists; wheweby we +knyow that it is t-the wast ^w^ t-time. + +2:19 They went out fwom u-us, but they wewe nyot of us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if they h-had +b-been of u-us, they w-wouwd nyo doubt have continyued with us: but they went +(* ^ ω ^) o-out, that they m-might be m-made manyifest that they wewe nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of us. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But ye have an unction fwom t-the Howy Onye, and ye knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +2:21 I have nyot wwitten u-unto you because ye knyow nyot t-the twuth, but +because ye knyow it, and that nyo w-wie is of t-the twuth. + +2:22 Who is a wiaw but he that denyieth that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the Chwist? He is +antichwist, that denyieth t-the Fathew and t-the Son. + +2:23 Whosoevew denyieth t-the Son, t-the same hath nyot t-the Fathew: he that +acknyowwedgeth t-the S-Son hath t-the Fathew awso. + +2:24 Wet that thewefowe abide in y-you, which ye have heawd fwom t-the +beginnying. If that which ye have heawd fwom t-the beginnying shaww wemain +in y-you, ye awso shaww continyue in t-the Son, and in t-the Fathew. + +2:25 And this is t-the pwomise that he hath pwomised u-us, even etewnyaw +wife. + +2:26 These things have I wwitten u-unto you c-concewnying t-them that seduce +you. + +(^ω~) 2-2:27 But t-the anyointing which ye have weceived of him abideth in y-you, +and ye nyeed nyot that any man t-teach you: but as t-the same anyointing +t-teacheth you of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and is twuth, and is nyo wie, and even as +it hath taught y-you, ye shaww abide in h-him. + +2:28 And n-nyow, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, abide in h-him; that, when he shaww +appeaw, we may have c-confidence, and nyot be a-ashamed befowe him a-at his +coming. + +2:29 If ye knyow that he is (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, ye knyow that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that +doeth wighteousnyess is bown of h-him. + +3-3:1 Behowd, what m-mannyew of wove t-the Fathew hath b-bestowed upon u-us, that +we shouwd be cawwed t-the sons of G-God: thewefowe t-the wowwd k-knyoweth us +nyot, because it knyew him n-nyot. + +3:2 Bewoved, nyow awe we t-the sons of G-God, and it doth nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet appeaw +what we shaww be: but we knyow that, when he shaww appeaw, we shaww be +w-wike h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we shaww s-see him as he is. + +3-3:3 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that hath this hope in him puwifieth himsewf, even +as he is (o-_-o) p-puwe. + +3:4 Whosoevew committeth sin t-twansgwesseth awso t-the waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin is +t-the twansgwession of t-the waw. + +3:5 And ye knyow that he w-was m-manyifested to o(>ω<)o t-take away ouw sins; and in +him is nyo sin. + +3-3:6 Whosoevew abideth in him ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth nyot: w-whosoevew ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth hath nyot +s-seen him, nyeithew knyown h-him. + +3:7 W-Wittwe c-chiwdwen, wet nyo man deceive you: he that doeth +wighteousnyess is (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, even as he is wighteous. + +3:8 He that committeth sin is of t-the deviw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the deviw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth fwom +t-the beginnying. Fow this puwpose t-the S-Son of God w-was manyifested, that he +m-might d-destwoy t-the wowks of t-the deviw. + +3-3:9 Whosoevew is bown of God doth nyot commit sin; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his seed +wemainyeth in him: and he c-cannyot sin, because he is bown of God. + +3:10 In this t-the chiwdwen of God awe manyifest, and t-the chiwdwen of t-the +deviw: w-whosoevew doeth nyot wighteousnyess is nyot of G-God, nyeithew he +that woveth nyot his bwothew. + +3:11 Fow this is t-the message that ye heawd fwom t-the beginnying, that we +shouwd wove onye anyothew. + +3:12 Nyot as Cain, who w-was of that wicked o-onye, and swew his bwothew. +And (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe swew he h-him? (* ^ ω ^) B-Because his own wowks wewe eviw, and his +bwothew's wighteous. + +3:13 Mawvew nyot, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, if t-the wowwd hate you. + +3:14 We knyow that we have passed fwom death u-unto w-wife, because we wove +t-the bwethwen. He that woveth nyot his b-bwothew abideth in death. + +3:15 Whosoevew hateth his b-bwothew is a m-muwdewew: and ye knyow that nyo +>_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew hath etewnyaw wife (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in h-him. + +3:16 H-Heweby pewceive we t-the wove of G-God, because he w-waid down his wife +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: and we ought to way down ouw wives (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bwethwen. + +3:17 But w-whoso hath this wowwd's g-good, and seeth his b-bwothew have +nyeed, and shutteth up his b-bowews of compassion fwom him, how d-dwewweth +t-the wove of God in h-him? 3:18 My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, wet us nyot wove in +wowd, nyeithew in tongue; but in deed and in twuth. + +3:19 And heweby we knyow that we awe of t-the twuth, and shaww assuwe ouw +(x_x)V h-heawts befowe h-him. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Fow if ouw heawt c-condemn u-us, God is gweatew than ouw heawt, and +k-knyoweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. + +3:21 Bewoved, if ouw heawt c-condemn us nyot, t-then have we confidence +towawd God. + +3-3:22 And whatsoevew we ask, we weceive of him, because we keep his +commandments, and (^-^*)/ d-do those things that awe pweasing in his sight. + +3:23 And this is his c-commandment, That we shouwd bewieve on t-the nyame +of his S-Son ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and wove onye anyothew, as he gave us +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. + +3:24 And he that keepeth his c-commandments d-dwewweth in him, and he in +h-him. + +And heweby we knyow that he abideth in u-us, by t-the Spiwit which he hath +given us. + +4:1 Bewoved, bewieve nyot {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy spiwit, but twy t-the s-spiwits whethew +they awe of G-God: because many f-fawse pwophets awe gonye out into t-the +wowwd. + +4-4:2 H-Heweby knyow ye t-the Spiwit of G-God: Evewy spiwit that confesseth +that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist is come in t-the fwesh is of G-God: 4:3 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy spiwit +that confesseth nyot that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist is come in t-the fwesh is nyot of +G-God: and this is that spiwit of antichwist, wheweof ye have heawd that +it shouwd come; and even nyow awweady is it in t-the wowwd. + +4-4:4 Ye awe of G-God, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, and have ovewcome (=`ω´=) t-them: because +gweatew is he that is in y-you, than he that is in t-the wowwd. + +4-4:5 They awe of t-the wowwd: thewefowe speak they of t-the wowwd, and t-the +wowwd heaweth them. + +4:6 We awe of G-God: he that k-knyoweth God heaweth us; he that is nyot of +God heaweth nyot us. H-Heweby knyow we t-the spiwit of twuth, and t-the spiwit +of ewwow. + +4:7 Bewoved, wet us wove onye anyothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wove is of God; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy +onye that woveth is bown of G-God, and k-knyoweth God. + +4-4:8 He that woveth nyot k-knyoweth nyot God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is wove. + +4:9 In this w-was m-manyifested t-the wove of God towawd u-us, because that God +sent his onwy begotten S-Son into t-the wowwd, that we m-might wive thwough +h-him. + +4:10 Hewein is wove, nyot that we woved G-God, but that he woved u-us, and +sent his S-Son to be t-the pwopitiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw sins. + +4:11 Bewoved, if God so woved u-us, we ought awso to wove onye anyothew. + +4:12 N-Nyo man hath s-seen God a-at any ^w^ t-time. If we wove onye anyothew, God +d-dwewweth in u-us, and his wove is pewfected in us. + +4:13 H-Heweby knyow we that we dweww in him, and he in u-us, because he +hath given us of his Spiwit. + +4:14 And we have s-seen and (^-^*)/ d-do t-testify that t-the Fathew sent t-the S-Son to +be t-the x3 *screams* S-Saviouw of t-the wowwd. + +4:15 Whosoevew shaww confess that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the S-Son of G-God, God +d-dwewweth in him, and he in God. + +4:16 And we have knyown and bewieved t-the wove that God hath to us. God +is wove; and he that d-dwewweth in wove d-dwewweth in G-God, and God in h-him. + +4:17 Hewein is ouw wove m-made p-pewfect, that we may have b-bowdnyess in t-the +day of judgment: because as he is, so awe we in this wowwd. + +4-4:18 Thewe is nyo f-feaw in wove; but pewfect wove casteth out feaw: +because f-feaw hath towment. He that feaweth is nyot m-made pewfect in +wove. + +4:19 We wove him, because he fiwst woved us. + +4:20 If a man say, I wove G-God, and hateth his bwothew, he is a wiaw: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that woveth nyot his b-bwothew whom he hath seen, how c-can he wove +God whom he hath nyot seen? 4:21 And this commandment have we fwom +him, That he who woveth God wove his b-bwothew awso. + +5:1 Whosoevew b-bewieveth that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the Chwist is bown of G-God: and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that woveth him that begat woveth him awso that is begotten +of h-him. + +5-5:2 By this we knyow that we wove t-the chiwdwen of G-God, when we wove +G-God, and keep his commandments. + +5:3 Fow this is t-the wove of G-God, that we keep his commandments: and +his c-commandments awe nyot gwievous. + +5:4 Fow whatsoevew is bown of God ovewcometh t-the wowwd: and this is +t-the victowy that ovewcometh t-the wowwd, even ouw faith. + +5:5 Who is he that ovewcometh t-the wowwd, but he that b-bewieveth that +( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the S-Son of God? 5:6 This is he that came by w-watew and bwood, +even ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; nyot by w-watew onwy, but by w-watew and bwood. And it +is t-the Spiwit that beaweth witnyess, because t-the Spiwit is twuth. + +5:7 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe thwee that beaw wecowd in heaven, t-the Fathew, t-the +Wowd, and t-the Howy Ghost: and these thwee awe onye. + +5:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe thwee that beaw witnyess in eawth, t-the S-Spiwit, and +t-the watew, and t-the b-bwood: and these thwee agwee in onye. + +5:9 If we weceive t-the witnyess of men, t-the witnyess of God is gweatew: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the witnyess of God which he hath testified of his Son. + +5:10 He that b-bewieveth on t-the S-Son of God hath t-the witnyess in himsewf: +he that b-bewieveth nyot God hath m-made him a wiaw; because he b-bewieveth +nyot t-the wecowd that God gave of his Son. + +5:11 And this is t-the wecowd, that God hath given to us etewnyaw w-wife, +and this wife is in his Son. + +5:12 He that hath t-the S-Son hath wife; and he that hath nyot t-the S-Son of +God hath nyot wife. + +5-5:13 These things have I wwitten u-unto you that bewieve on t-the nyame of +t-the S-Son of God; that ye may knyow that ye have etewnyaw w-wife, and that +ye may bewieve on t-the nyame of t-the S-Son of God. + +5:14 And this is t-the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask +any t-thing a-accowding to his wiww, he heaweth us: 5:15 And if we knyow +that he h-heaw u-us, whatsoevew we ask, we knyow that we have t-the p-petitions +that we desiwed of h-him. + +5:16 If any man s-see his b-bwothew sin a sin which is nyot u-unto d-death, he +shaww ask, and he shaww g-give him wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that sin nyot u-unto +death. Thewe is a sin u-unto (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot say that he shaww p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +it. + +5:17 Aww u-unwighteousnyess is (*°▽°*) s-sin: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a sin nyot u-unto death. + +5:18 We knyow that w-whosoevew is bown of God ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth n-nyot; but he that is +begotten of God keepeth himsewf, and that wicked onye toucheth him n-nyot. + +5:19 And we knyow that we awe of G-God, and t-the w-whowe wowwd wieth in +wickednyess. + +5:20 And we knyow that t-the S-Son of God is come, and hath given us an +u-undewstanding, that we may knyow him that is twue, and we awe in him +that is twue, even in his S-Son ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. This is t-the twue G-God, and +etewnyaw wife. + +5:21 W-Wittwe c-chiwdwen, keep youwsewves fwom idows. A-Amen. + + + + +The S-Second Epistwe Genyewaw of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John + + +1:1 The ewdew u-unto t-the ewect wady and hew c-chiwdwen, whom I wove in +t-the t-twuth; and nyot I onwy, but awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that have knyown t-the +t-twuth; 1:2 Fow t-the twuth's sake, which d-dwewweth in u-us, and shaww be +with us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1:3 Gwace be with y-you, m-mewcy, and p-peace, fwom God t-the Fathew, and fwom +t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of t-the Fathew, in twuth and wove. + +1:4 I w-wejoiced gweatwy that I f-found of thy chiwdwen wawking in twuth, +as we have weceived a commandment fwom t-the Fathew. + +1:5 And nyow I b-beseech thee, wady, nyot as t-though I wwote a nyew +commandment u-unto thee, but that which we h-had fwom t-the beginnying, that +we wove onye anyothew. + +1-1:6 And this is wove, that we wawk aftew his commandments. This is t-the +c-commandment, That, as ye have heawd fwom t-the beginnying, ye shouwd wawk +in it. + +1:7 Fow many deceivews awe entewed into t-the wowwd, who confess nyot +that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist is come in t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. This is a deceivew and an +antichwist. + +1:8 Wook to youwsewves, that we wose nyot those things which we have +w-wwought, but that we weceive a f-fuww wewawd. + +1-1:9 Whosoevew twansgwesseth, and abideth nyot in t-the doctwinye of +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, hath nyot God. He that abideth in t-the doctwinye of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, he +hath both t-the Fathew and t-the Son. + +1:10 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come any u-unto y-you, and bwing nyot this doctwinye, weceive +him nyot into youw h-house, nyeithew bid him God speed: 1:11 Fow he that +biddeth him God speed is p-pawtakew of his eviw deeds. + +1:12 ^w^ *screams* H-Having many things to wwite u-unto y-you, I w-wouwd nyot wwite with +papew and ink: but I t-twust to come u-unto y-you, and speak f-face to face, +that ouw joy may be fuww. + +1:13 The chiwdwen of thy ewect s-sistew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet thee. A-Amen. + + + + +The T-Thiwd Epistwe Genyewaw of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John + + +1:1 The ewdew u-unto t-the w-wewwbewoved ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ G-Gaius, whom I wove in t-the twuth. + +1:2 Bewoved, I wish a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that t-thou mayest p-pwospew and be +in heawth, even as thy souw pwospeweth. + +1:3 Fow I w-wejoiced g-gweatwy, when t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen came and testified of +t-the twuth that is in thee, even as t-thou wawkest in t-the twuth. + +1:4 I have nyo gweatew joy than to h-heaw that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen wawk in twuth. + +1:5 Bewoved, t-thou doest f-faithfuwwy whatsoevew t-thou doest to t-the +bwethwen, and to (=^･ｪ･^=) *giggles shyly* s-stwangews; 1-1:6 W-Which have (￣ω￣) b-bownye witnyess of thy +chawity befowe t-the chuwch: whom if t-thou bwing fowwawd on theiw jouwnyey +aftew a g-godwy sowt, t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do weww: 1:7 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his +nyame's sake they went fowth, taking nyothing of t-the Gentiwes. + +1:8 We thewefowe ought to weceive such, that we m-might be (ノωヽ) f-fewwowhewpews +to t-the twuth. + +1-1:9 I wwote u-unto t-the chuwch: but Diotwephes, who woveth to have t-the +pweeminyence among t-them, weceiveth us n-nyot. + +1:10 Whewefowe, if I come, I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew his deeds which he doeth, +pwating against us with mawicious wowds: and nyot content thewewith, +nyeithew doth he himsewf weceive t-the bwethwen, and fowbiddeth t-them that +wouwd, and casteth t-them out of t-the chuwch. + +1:11 Bewoved, fowwow nyot that which is eviw, but that which is good. +He that doeth g-good is of G-God: but he that doeth eviw hath nyot s-seen +God. + +1:12 Demetwius hath g-good wepowt of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, and of t-the twuth itsewf: +(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and we awso beaw wecowd; and ye knyow that ouw wecowd is twue. + +1:13 I h-had many things to wwite, but I wiww nyot with ink and pen wwite +u-unto t-thee: 1:14 But I t-twust I shaww showtwy s-see thee, and we shaww +speak f-face to (￣ω￣) f-face. Peace be to thee. O-Ouw fwiends sawute thee. Gweet +t-the fwiends by nyame. + + + + +The Genyewaw Epistwe of J-Jude + + +1:1 Jude, t-the sewvant of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and b-bwothew of James, to t-them +that awe sanctified by God t-the Fathew, and pwesewved in ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, +and (>_<) c-cawwed: 1:2 M-Mewcy u-unto y-you, and p-peace, and wove, be muwtipwied. + +1:3 Bewoved, when I gave (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww diwigence to wwite u-unto you of t-the common +sawvation, it w-was nyeedfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to wwite u-unto y-you, and exhowt you +that ye shouwd eawnyestwy contend (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-faith which w-was o-once +dewivewed u-unto t-the saints. + +1:4 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe c-cewtain men cwept in unyawawes, who wewe befowe of +o-owd o-owdainyed to this condemnyation, ungodwy men, tuwnying t-the gwace of +ouw God into wasciviousnyess, and denying t-the onwy Wowd G-God, and ouw +Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:5 I wiww thewefowe put you in w-wemembwance, t-though ye o-once knyew this, +how that t-the W-Wowd, h-having saved t-the peopwe out of t-the wand of Egypt, +aftewwawd destwoyed t-them that bewieved n-nyot. + +1-1:6 And t-the angews which kept nyot theiw fiwst estate, but weft theiw +own habitation, he hath wesewved in evewwasting c-chains undew dawknyess +u-unto t-the j-judgment of t-the gweat d-day. + +1:7 Even as Sodom and (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) G-Gomowwha, and t-the c-cities about t-them in w-wike +m-mannyew, giving themsewves o-ovew to f-fownyication, and g-going aftew s-stwange +f-fwesh, awe s-set fowth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an e-exampwe, suffewing t-the vengeance of +etewnyaw fiwe. + +1:8 Wikewise awso these fiwthy dweamews defiwe t-the f-fwesh, despise +dominyion, and speak eviw of dignyities. + +1-1:9 Y-Yet Michaew t-the awchangew, when contending with t-the deviw he +disputed about t-the body of Moses, duwst nyot bwing against him a +waiwing a-accusation, but said, The Wowd webuke thee. + +1:10 But these speak eviw of those things which they knyow nyot: but +what they knyow nyatuwawwy, as bwute beasts, in those things they +cowwupt themsewves. + +1:11 Woe u-unto t-them! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have gonye in t-the w-way of Cain, and wan +gweediwy aftew t-the ewwow of Bawaam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wewawd, and pewished in t-the +gainsaying of Cowe. + +1:12 These awe spots in youw feasts of chawity, when they (♡°▽°♡) f-feast with +y-you, feeding themsewves without feaw: cwouds they awe without watew, +cawwied about of winds; twees whose fwuit witheweth, without f-fwuit, +UwU t-twice dead, p-pwucked up by t-the woots; 1:13 Waging waves of t-the sea, +foaming out theiw own shame; wandewing s-staws, to whom is wesewved t-the +(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) b-bwacknyess of dawknyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. + +1:14 And Enyoch awso, t-the seventh fwom Adam, pwophesied of these, +s-saying, Behowd, t-the Wowd cometh with t-ten thousands of his saints, 1:15 +To execute j-judgment upon a-aww, and to c-convince (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe ungodwy +among t-them of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw ungodwy deeds which they have ungodwy +committed, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw hawd speeches which ungodwy sinnyews have +spoken against h-him. + +1:16 These awe muwmuwews, compwainyews, wawking aftew theiw own wusts; +and theiw mouth s-speaketh gweat swewwing wowds, h-having men's p-pewsons in +admiwation because of advantage. + +1:17 B-But, bewoved, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew ye t-the w-wowds which wewe spoken befowe of +t-the apostwes of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; 1:18 How that they towd you +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be mockews in t-the wast time, who shouwd wawk aftew theiw +own ungodwy wusts. + +1:19 These be they who sepawate themsewves, s-sensuaw, h-having nyot t-the +Spiwit. + +1:20 But ye, bewoved, buiwding up youwsewves on youw most h-howy faith, +pwaying in t-the Howy Ghost, 1-1:21 Keep youwsewves in t-the wove of G-God, +wooking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist u-unto etewnyaw wife. + +1:22 And of s-some have compassion, making a diffewence: 1:23 And othews +s-save with feaw, puwwing t-them out of t-the fiwe; hating even t-the gawment +s-spotted by t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +1-1:24 Nyow u-unto him that is abwe to keep you fwom f-fawwing, and to +pwesent you fauwtwess befowe t-the pwesence of his gwowy with exceeding +joy, 1:25 To t-the onwy wise God ouw Saviouw, be gwowy and majesty, +dominyion and p-powew, both nyow and evew. A-Amen. + + + + +The Wevewation of Saint (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Devinye + + +1:1 The Wevewation of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which God gave u-unto him, to s-shew +u-unto his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants things which (* ^ ω ^) m-must showtwy come to pass; and he sent +and signyified it by his angew u-unto his sewvant John: 1:2 Who bawe +wecowd of t-the wowd of G-God, and of t-the t-testimony of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that he saw. + +1:3 Bwessed is he that w-weadeth, and they that h-heaw t-the w-wowds of this +pwophecy, and keep those things which awe wwitten thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +time is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +1:4 (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John to t-the seven chuwches which awe in Asia: Gwace be u-unto y-you, +and p-peace, fwom him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and +fwom t-the seven (*・ω・)ﾉ S-Spiwits which awe befowe his thwonye; 1:5 And fwom ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who is t-the faithfuw witnyess, and t-the fiwst begotten of t-the +dead, and t-the pwince of t-the kings of t-the eawth. Unto him that woved +u-us, and washed us fwom ouw s-sins in his own bwood, 1-1:6 And hath m-made us +kings and pwiests u-unto God and his F-Fathew; to him be gwowy and +dominyion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. + +1:7 Behowd, he cometh with cwouds; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy eye shaww s-see him, and +they awso which piewced him: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kindweds of t-the eawth shaww waiw +because of h-him. Even so, A-Amen. + +1:8 I am Awpha and Omega, t-the beginnying and t-the ending, saith t-the +W-Wowd, which is, and which was, and which is to come, t-the Awmighty. + +1-1:9 I John, who awso am youw bwothew, and companyion in twibuwation, +and in t-the kingdom and p-patience of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, w-was in t-the iswe that +is cawwed Patmos, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd of G-God, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the t-testimony of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus +(T_T) C-Chwist. + +1:10 I w-was in t-the Spiwit on t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's day, and heawd behind m-me a +gweat voice, as of a twumpet, 1:11 Saying, I am Awpha and Omega, t-the +fiwst and t-the wast: and, What t-thou seest, wwite in a b-book, and send it +u-unto t-the seven chuwches which awe in Asia; u-unto E-Ephesus, and u-unto +Smywnya, and u-unto Pewgamos, and u-unto T-Thyatiwa, and u-unto Sawdis, and +u-unto Phiwadewphia, and u-unto Waodicea. + +1:12 And I (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to s-see t-the voice that spake with me. And being +tuwnyed, I saw seven gowden candwesticks; 1:13 And in t-the m-midst of t-the +seven c-candwesticks onye w-wike u-unto t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, cwothed with a +gawment down to t-the foot, and giwt about t-the p-paps with a gowden +giwdwe. + +1:14 His ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and his haiws wewe white w-wike woow, as white as snyow; +and his eyes wewe as a fwame of fiwe; 1:15 And his feet w-wike u-unto finye +b-bwass, as if they buwnyed in a fuwnyace; and his voice as t-the s-sound of +many watews. + +1:16 And he h-had in his wight hand seven staws: and out of his mouth +went a shawp t-twoedged (--_--) s-swowd: and his c-countenyance w-was as t-the sun +shinyeth in his s-stwength. + +1:17 And when I saw him, I feww a-at his feet as dead. And he w-waid his +wight hand upon me, saying u-unto me, Feaw n-nyot; I am t-the fiwst and t-the +wast: 1:18 I am he that w-wiveth, and w-was dead; and, b-behowd, I am a-awive +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe, Amen; and have t-the keys of heww and of death. + +1:19 Wwite t-the things which t-thou hast seen, and t-the things which a-awe, +and t-the things which shaww be h-heweaftew; 1:20 The mystewy of t-the seven +staws which t-thou sawest in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, and t-the seven gowden +candwesticks. The seven staws awe t-the angews of t-the seven chuwches: +and t-the seven c-candwesticks which t-thou sawest awe t-the seven c-chuwches. + +2:1 Unto t-the angew of t-the chuwch of Ephesus wwite; These things saith +he that h-howdeth t-the seven staws in his wight hand, who w-wawketh in t-the +m-midst of t-the seven gowden candwesticks; 2:2 I knyow thy wowks, and thy +wabouw, and thy p-patience, and how t-thou c-canst nyot beaw t-them which awe +eviw: and t-thou hast twied t-them which say they awe apostwes, and awe +nyot, and hast f-found t-them wiaws: 2-2:3 And hast bownye, and hast p-patience, +and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake hast wabouwed, and hast nyot fainted. + +2:4 Nyevewthewess I have somewhat against thee, because t-thou hast weft +thy fiwst wove. + +2-2:5 Wemembew thewefowe fwom whence t-thou awt ^.^ f-fawwen, and wepent, and (^-^*)/ d-do +t-the fiwst wowks; ow ewse I wiww come u-unto thee quickwy, and wiww +w-wemove thy c-candwestick out of his pwace, except t-thou w-wepent. + +2:6 But this t-thou h-hast, that t-thou hatest t-the deeds of t-the +Nyicowaitanyes, which I awso hate. + +2-2:7 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ c-chuwches; To him that ovewcometh wiww I g-give to e-eat of t-the twee of +w-wife, which is in t-the m-midst of t-the pawadise of God. + +2:8 And u-unto t-the angew of t-the chuwch in Smywnya wwite; These things +saith t-the fiwst and t-the wast, which w-was dead, and is awive; 2-2:9 I knyow +thy wowks, and twibuwation, and povewty, (but t-thou awt wich) and I +knyow t-the bwasphemy of t-them which say they awe Jews, and awe nyot, but +awe t-the synyagogue of Satan. + +2:10 Feaw nyonye of those things which t-thou shawt s-suffew: b-behowd, t-the +deviw shaww cast s-some of you into pwison, that ye may be twied; and ye +shaww have twibuwation t-ten ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: be t-thou faithfuw u-unto d-death, and I +wiww g-give thee a cwown of wife. + +2-2:11 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ c-chuwches; He that ovewcometh shaww nyot be (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt of t-the second death. + +2:12 And to t-the angew of t-the chuwch in Pewgamos wwite; These things +saith he which hath t-the shawp s-swowd with two edges; (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 I knyow thy +wowks, and whewe t-thou d-dwewwest, even whewe Satan's seat i-is: and t-thou +howdest fast o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and hast nyot denyied o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my faith, even in those days +whewein A-Antipas w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my faithfuw mawtyw, who w-was s-swain among y-you, whewe +Satan (´-ω-`) d-dwewweth. + +2:14 But I have a f-few things against thee, because t-thou hast (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +t-them that h-howd t-the doctwinye of Bawaam, who taught Bawac to cast a +stumbwingbwock befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, to e-eat things sacwificed +u-unto idows, and to commit f-fownyication. + +2:15 S-So hast t-thou awso t-them that h-howd t-the doctwinye of t-the +Nyicowaitanyes, which t-thing I hate. + +2:16 Wepent; ow ewse I wiww come u-unto thee quickwy, and wiww fight +against t-them with t-the s-swowd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +2:17 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ c-chuwches; To him that ovewcometh wiww I g-give to e-eat of t-the ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden +mannya, and wiww g-give him a white stonye, and in t-the stonye a nyew nyame +wwitten, which nyo man k-knyoweth saving he that weceiveth it. + +2:18 And u-unto t-the angew of t-the chuwch in Thyatiwa wwite; These things +saith t-the S-Son of G-God, who hath his eyes w-wike u-unto a fwame of f-fiwe, and +his feet awe w-wike finye bwass; 2:19 I knyow thy wowks, and chawity, and +sewvice, and faith, and thy p-patience, and thy wowks; and t-the wast to +be mowe than t-the fiwst. + +{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding I have a f-few things against thee, because t-thou +suffewest that woman Jezebew, which cawweth hewsewf a pwophetess, to +t-teach and to seduce o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to commit f-fownyication, and to e-eat +things sacwificed u-unto idows. + +2:21 And I gave hew space to w-wepent of hew ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fownyication; and she +wepented n-nyot. + +2:22 Behowd, I wiww cast hew into a bed, and t-them that commit aduwtewy +with hew into gweat twibuwation, except they w-wepent of theiw deeds. + +2:23 And I wiww kiww hew chiwdwen with death; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chuwches +shaww knyow that I am he which seawcheth t-the weins and heawts: and I +wiww g-give u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you a-accowding to youw wowks. + +2:24 But u-unto you I say, and u-unto t-the w-west in T-Thyatiwa, as many as +have nyot this doctwinye, and which have nyot knyown t-the depths of Satan, +as they s-speak; I wiww put upon you nyonye othew b-buwden. + +2:25 But that which ye have awweady h-howd fast tiww I come. + +2:26 And he that ovewcometh, and keepeth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowks u-unto t-the end, to him +wiww I g-give p-powew o-ovew t-the n-nyations: (^ω~) 2-2:27 And he shaww w-wuwe t-them with a +wod of iwon; as t-the vessews of a pottew shaww they be bwoken to +s-shivews: even as I weceived of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. + +2:28 And I wiww g-give him t-the mownying staw. + +2:29 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the +c-chuwches. + +3-3:1 And u-unto t-the angew of t-the chuwch in Sawdis wwite; These things +saith he that hath t-the seven (*・ω・)ﾉ S-Spiwits of G-God, and t-the seven ~(>_<~) *sweats* s-staws; I +knyow thy wowks, that t-thou hast a nyame that t-thou wivest, and awt dead. + +3:2 (☆▽☆) B-Be watchfuw, and stwengthen t-the things which w-wemain, that awe +weady to die: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyot f-found thy wowks pewfect befowe God. + +3-3:3 Wemembew thewefowe how t-thou hast weceived and heawd, and h-howd +fast, and w-wepent. If thewefowe t-thou shawt nyot watch, I wiww come on +thee as a thief, and t-thou shawt nyot knyow what (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw I wiww come upon +thee. + +3:4 T-Thou hast a f-few nyames even in Sawdis which have nyot defiwed theiw +(* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; and they shaww wawk with m-me in white: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe wowthy. + +3:5 He that ovewcometh, t-the same shaww be cwothed in white waiment; +and I wiww nyot bwot out his nyame out of t-the book of w-wife, but I wiww +confess his nyame befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and befowe his angews. + +3-3:6 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the +c-chuwches. + +3:7 And to t-the angew of t-the chuwch in Phiwadewphia wwite; These things +saith he that is howy, he that is twue, he that hath t-the key of D-David, +he that openyeth, and nyo man shutteth; and shutteth, and nyo man +openyeth; 3:8 I knyow thy wowks: b-behowd, I have s-set befowe thee an open +d-doow, and nyo man c-can s-shut i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe stwength, and +hast kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, and hast nyot denyied o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. + +3-3:9 Behowd, I wiww make t-them of t-the synyagogue of Satan, which say they +awe Jews, and awe nyot, but (^-^*)/ d-do wie; b-behowd, I wiww make t-them to come +and w-wowship befowe thy feet, and to knyow that I have woved thee. + +3:10 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast kept t-the wowd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-patience, I awso wiww keep +thee fwom t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of t-temptation, which shaww come upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd, +to twy t-them that dweww upon t-the eawth. + +3:11 Behowd, I come quickwy: h-howd that fast which t-thou h-hast, that nyo +man o(>ω<)o t-take thy cwown. + +3:12 H-Him that ovewcometh wiww I make a piwwaw in t-the tempwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, +and he shaww go nyo mowe out: and I wiww wwite upon him t-the nyame of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +G-God, and t-the nyame of t-the city of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, which is nyew J-Jewusawem, which +cometh down out of heaven fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: and I wiww wwite upon him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my +nyew nyame. + +3:13 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the +c-chuwches. + +3:14 And u-unto t-the angew of t-the chuwch of t-the Waodiceans wwite; These +things saith t-the Amen, t-the faithfuw and twue witnyess, t-the beginnying of +t-the cweation of God; 3:15 I knyow thy wowks, that t-thou awt nyeithew cowd +(=`ω´=) n-nyow h-hot: I w-wouwd t-thou wewt cowd ow hot. + +3:16 S-So t-then because t-thou awt w-wukewawm, and nyeithew cowd (=`ω´=) n-nyow hot, I +wiww s-spue thee out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. + +3:17 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou sayest, I am wich, and incweased with goods, and +have nyeed of nyothing; and k-knyowest nyot that t-thou awt wwetched, and +misewabwe, and poow, and bwind, and nyaked: 3:18 I counsew thee to buy +of m-me gowd twied in t-the f-fiwe, that t-thou mayest be wich; and white +waiment, that t-thou mayest be c-cwothed, and that t-the shame of thy +nyakednyess (^-^*)/ d-do nyot a-appeaw; and anyoint thinye eyes with eyesawve, that +t-thou mayest see. + +3:19 As many as I wove, I webuke and c-chasten: be z-zeawous thewefowe, +and w-wepent. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Behowd, I stand a-at t-the d-doow, and knyock: if any man h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, +and open t-the d-doow, I wiww come in to him, and wiww sup with him, and +he with me. + +3:21 To him that ovewcometh wiww I gwant to sit with m-me in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye, +even as I awso ovewcame, and am s-set down with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew in his thwonye. + +3-3:22 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the +c-chuwches. + +4:1 Aftew this I wooked, and, b-behowd, a doow w-was openyed in heaven: and +t-the fiwst voice which I heawd w-was as it wewe of a twumpet tawking with +m-me; which said, Come up hithew, and I wiww s-shew thee things which (* ^ ω ^) m-must +be heweaftew. + +4-4:2 And immediatewy I w-was in t-the spiwit: and, b-behowd, a t-thwonye w-was s-set +in heaven, and onye sat on t-the thwonye. + +4:3 And he that sat w-was to wook upon w-wike a jaspew and a sawdinye +stonye: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a wainbow (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the t-thwonye, in sight w-wike +u-unto an emewawd. + +4-4:4 And (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the t-thwonye wewe fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-seats: and upon +t-the s-seats I saw fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews sitting, cwothed in white +waiment; and they h-had on theiw heads cwowns of gowd. + +4-4:5 And out of t-the t-thwonye p-pwoceeded wightnyings and thundewings and +voices: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven wamps of fiwe b-buwnying befowe t-the t-thwonye, +which awe t-the seven (*・ω・)ﾉ S-Spiwits of God. + +4:6 And befowe t-the t-thwonye (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a sea of gwass w-wike u-unto c-cwystaw: +and in t-the m-midst of t-the t-thwonye, and (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the t-thwonye, wewe fouw +b-beasts f-fuww of eyes befowe and behind. + +4:7 And t-the fiwst beast w-was w-wike a wion, and t-the second beast w-wike a +cawf, and t-the thiwd beast h-had a f-face as a ^.^ m-man, and t-the fouwth beast +w-was w-wike a fwying eagwe. + +4-4:8 And t-the fouw b-beasts h-had each of t-them six w-wings about h-him; and they +wewe f-fuww of eyes within: and they w-west nyot day and nyight, s-saying, +Howy, howy, howy, WOWD God Awmighty, which was, and is, and is to +come. + +4:9 And when those b-beasts g-give gwowy and honyouw and thanks to him that +sat on t-the t-thwonye, who wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew, 4:10 The fouw and +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews faww down befowe him that sat on t-the t-thwonye, and w-wowship +him that wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew, and cast theiw cwowns befowe t-the +t-thwonye, s-saying, 4:11 T-Thou awt wowthy, O-O W-Wowd, to weceive gwowy and +honyouw and powew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast cweated (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy +pweasuwe they awe and wewe cweated. + +5:1 And I saw in t-the wight hand of him that sat on t-the t-thwonye a book +wwitten within and on t-the b-backside, seawed with seven seaws. + +5-5:2 And I saw a stwong angew pwocwaiming with a w-woud voice, Who is +wowthy to open t-the b-book, and to woose t-the seaws theweof? 5:3 And nyo +man in heaven, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in eawth, nyeithew undew t-the eawth, w-was abwe to open +t-the b-book, nyeithew to wook theweon. + +5:4 And I wept ^w^ m-much, because nyo man w-was f-found wowthy to open and to +wead t-the b-book, nyeithew to wook theweon. + +5:5 And onye of t-the ewdews saith u-unto me, Weep nyot: b-behowd, t-the Wion of +t-the twibe of Juda, t-the Woot of D-David, hath p-pwevaiwed to open t-the b-book, +and to woose t-the seven seaws t-theweof. + +5:6 And I behewd, and, wo, in t-the m-midst of t-the t-thwonye and of t-the fouw +beasts, and in t-the m-midst of t-the ewdews, s-stood a W-Wamb as it h-had b-been +swain, h-having seven howns and seven eyes, which awe t-the seven (*・ω・)ﾉ S-Spiwits +of God sent fowth into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. + +5:7 And he came and took t-the book out of t-the wight hand of him that +sat upon t-the thwonye. + +5:8 And when he h-had taken t-the b-book, t-the fouw b-beasts and fouw and +╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews feww down befowe t-the Wamb, h-having {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them +h-hawps, and gowden v-viaws f-fuww of odouws, which awe t-the pwayews of +saints. + +5:9 And they sung a nyew song, s-saying, T-Thou awt wowthy to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the +b-book, and to open t-the seaws theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wast swain, and hast +wedeemed us to God by thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy kindwed, and tongue, and +p-peopwe, and nyation; 5:10 And hast m-made us u-unto ouw God kings and +pwiests: and we shaww weign on t-the eawth. + +5:11 And I behewd, and I heawd t-the voice of many angews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about +t-the t-thwonye and t-the b-beasts and t-the ewdews: and t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them w-was +t-ten t-thousand times t-ten thousand, and thousands of t-thousands; 5:12 +S-Saying with a w-woud voice, Wowthy is t-the W-Wamb that w-was s-swain to weceive +p-powew, and wiches, and wisdom, and stwength, and honyouw, and gwowy, +and bwessing. + +5-5:13 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cweatuwe which is in heaven, and on t-the eawth, and +undew t-the eawth, and such as awe in t-the sea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in t-them, +heawd I s-saying, Bwessing, and honyouw, and gwowy, and p-powew, be u-unto +him that sitteth upon t-the t-thwonye, and u-unto t-the W-Wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +5:14 And t-the fouw b-beasts said, A-Amen. And t-the fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews +feww down and w-wowshipped him that wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +6-6:1 And I saw when t-the W-Wamb openyed onye of t-the seaws, and I heawd, as +it wewe t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of thundew, onye of t-the fouw b-beasts s-saying, Come and +see. + +6:2 And I saw, and (x_x)V b-behowd a white h-howse: and he that sat on him h-had a +b-bow; and a cwown w-was given u-unto him: and he went fowth conquewing, and +to conquew. + +6:3 And when he h-had openyed t-the second seaw, I heawd t-the second beast +say, Come and see. + +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out anyothew h-howse that w-was wed: and p-powew w-was given +to him that sat theweon to o(>ω<)o t-take peace fwom t-the eawth, and that they +shouwd kiww onye anyothew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given u-unto him a gweat swowd. + +6:5 And when he h-had openyed t-the thiwd seaw, I heawd t-the thiwd beast +say, Come and see. And I behewd, and wo a ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack howse; and he that sat +on him h-had a paiw of bawances in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +6:6 And I heawd a voice in t-the m-midst of t-the fouw b-beasts say, A-A measuwe +of wheat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a penny, and thwee measuwes of bawwey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a penny; and +s-see t-thou (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt nyot t-the oiw and t-the winye. + +6:7 And when he h-had openyed t-the fouwth seaw, I heawd t-the voice of t-the +fouwth beast say, Come and see. + +6:8 And I wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a pawe h-howse: and his nyame that sat on +him w-was D-Death, and Heww f-fowwowed with h-him. And p-powew w-was given u-unto +t-them o-ovew t-the fouwth pawt of t-the eawth, to kiww with swowd, and with +h-hungew, and with d-death, and with t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth. + +6:9 And when he h-had openyed t-the fifth seaw, I saw undew t-the awtaw t-the +s-souws of t-them that wewe s-swain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd of G-God, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +t-testimony which they hewd: 6:10 And they cwied with a w-woud voice, +s-saying, How w-wong, O-O W-Wowd, h-howy and twue, d-dost t-thou nyot j-judge and +avenge ouw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood on t-them that dweww on t-the eawth? 6:11 And white +(☆ω☆) *hugs tightly* w-wobes wewe given u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them; and it w-was said u-unto t-them, +that they shouwd w-west (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe season, untiw theiw +(o_O)! f-fewwowsewvants awso and theiw bwethwen, that shouwd be kiwwed as they +(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, shouwd be f-fuwfiwwed. + +6:12 And I behewd when he h-had openyed t-the sixth seaw, and, wo, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was a gweat e-eawthquake; and t-the sun became ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack as (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth of haiw, +and t-the moon became as bwood; 6:13 And t-the staws of heaven feww u-unto +t-the eawth, even as a fig twee casteth hew untimewy f-figs, when she is +shaken of a mighty wind. + +6:14 And t-the heaven depawted as a scwoww when it is wowwed togethew; +and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mountain and i-iswand wewe moved out of theiw pwaces. + +6:15 And t-the kings of t-the eawth, and t-the gweat men, and t-the wich men, +and t-the chief captains, and t-the mighty men, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (o･ω･o) b-bondman, and +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fwee ^.^ m-man, hid themsewves in t-the dens and in t-the wocks of t-the +mountains; (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And said to t-the mountains and wocks, (*≧ω≦*) *cuddles you* F-Faww on u-us, and +hide us fwom t-the f-face of him that sitteth on t-the t-thwonye, and fwom t-the +wwath of t-the Wamb: 6-6:17 Fow t-the gweat day of his wwath is come; and +who shaww be abwe to stand? 7:1 And aftew these things I saw fouw +angews standing on t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the eawth, howding t-the fouw +w-winds of t-the eawth, that t-the wind shouwd nyot b-bwow on t-the eawth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow on +t-the sea, (=`ω´=) n-nyow on any t-twee. + +7:2 And I saw anyothew angew ascending fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, h-having t-the s-seaw +of t-the wiving G-God: and he cwied with a w-woud voice to t-the fouw a-angews, +to whom it w-was given to (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-the eawth and t-the sea, 7-7:3 Saying, Huwt +nyot t-the eawth, nyeithew t-the sea, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the twees, tiww we have seawed t-the +(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of ouw God in theiw foweheads. + +7:4 And I heawd t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them which wewe seawed: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe +seawed an hundwed and f-fowty and fouw t-thousand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of t-the +chiwdwen of Iswaew. + +7:5 O-Of t-the twibe of J-Juda wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of +(*´▽`*) W-Weuben wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of Gad wewe seawed +twewve thousand. + +7:6 O-Of t-the twibe of Asew wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of +Nyephthawim wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of M-Manyasses wewe +seawed twewve thousand. + +7-7:7 O-Of t-the twibe of S-Simeon wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe +of Wevi wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of Issachaw wewe +seawed twewve thousand. + +(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 O-Of t-the twibe of Zabuwon wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe +of Joseph wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of Benjamin wewe +seawed twewve thousand. + +7:9 Aftew this I behewd, and, wo, a gweat muwtitude, which nyo man +couwd nyumbew, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, and kindweds, and p-peopwe, and tongues, +s-stood befowe t-the t-thwonye, and befowe t-the Wamb, cwothed with white +( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, and pawms in theiw hands; 7:10 And cwied with a w-woud voice, +s-saying, S-Sawvation to ouw God which sitteth upon t-the t-thwonye, and u-unto +t-the W-Wamb. + +7:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the angews s-stood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the t-thwonye, and about t-the +ewdews and t-the fouw beasts, and feww befowe t-the t-thwonye on theiw faces, +and w-wowshipped G-God, 7:12 Saying, Amen: Bwessing, and gwowy, and +wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honyouw, and p-powew, and might, be u-unto +ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. + +7:13 And onye of t-the ewdews answewed, saying u-unto me, What awe these +which awe awwayed in white wobes? and whence came they? 7:14 And I +said u-unto him, Siw, t-thou k-knyowest. And he said to me, These awe they +which came out of gweat twibuwation, and have washed theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, and +m-made t-them white in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the W-Wamb. + +7:15 Thewefowe awe they befowe t-the t-thwonye of G-God, and sewve him day +and nyight in his tempwe: and he that sitteth on t-the t-thwonye shaww dweww +among them. + +7:16 They shaww h-hungew nyo m-mowe, nyeithew t-thiwst any mowe; nyeithew shaww +t-the sun wight on t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any (/ =ω=)/ h-heat. + +7:17 Fow t-the W-Wamb which is in t-the m-midst of t-the t-thwonye shaww feed t-them, +and shaww wead t-them u-unto wiving fountains of watews: and God shaww +wipe away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww teaws fwom theiw eyes. + +(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And when he h-had openyed t-the seventh seaw, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was siwence in +heaven about t-the space of hawf an h-houw. + +8-8:2 And I saw t-the seven angews which s-stood befowe God; and to t-them +wewe given seven twumpets. + +8:3 And anyothew angew came and s-stood a-at t-the awtaw, h-having a gowden +censew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given u-unto him m-much incense, that he shouwd +offew it with t-the pwayews of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww saints upon t-the gowden awtaw which +w-was befowe t-the thwonye. + +8:4 And t-the smoke of t-the incense, which came with t-the pwayews of t-the +saints, ascended up befowe God out of t-the angew's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +8-8:5 And t-the angew took t-the (>_<) c-censew, and fiwwed it with fiwe of t-the +awtaw, and cast it into t-the eawth: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe voices, and +^-^ t-thundewings, and wightnyings, and an eawthquake. + +8:6 And t-the seven angews which h-had t-the seven t-twumpets pwepawed +themsewves to sound. + +8:7 The fiwst angew sounded, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed haiw and fiwe mingwed +with bwood, and they wewe cast upon t-the eawth: and t-the thiwd pawt of +twees w-was buwnt up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gween gwass w-was buwnt (＞ｍ＜) u-up. + +8:8 And t-the second angew sounded, and as it wewe a gweat mountain +b-buwnying with fiwe w-was cast into t-the sea: and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the sea +became bwood; 8:9 And t-the thiwd pawt of t-the cweatuwes which wewe in +t-the sea, and h-had w-wife, died; and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the s-ships wewe +destwoyed. + +8-8:10 And t-the thiwd angew sounded, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww a gweat staw fwom +heaven, b-buwnying as it wewe a wamp, and it feww upon t-the thiwd pawt of +t-the wivews, and upon t-the fountains of watews; 8-8:11 And t-the nyame of t-the +staw is cawwed Wowmwood: and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the watews became +wowmwood; and many men died of t-the w-watews, because they wewe m-made +bittew. + +8:12 And t-the fouwth angew sounded, and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the sun w-was +smitten, and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the moon, and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the +~(>_<~) *sweats* s-staws; so as t-the thiwd pawt of t-them w-was dawkenyed, and t-the day shonye +nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a thiwd pawt of it, and t-the nyight wikewise. + +8-8:13 And I behewd, and heawd an angew fwying thwough t-the m-midst of +heaven, saying with a w-woud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to t-the inhabitews of +t-the eawth by w-weason of t-the othew v-voices of t-the twumpet of t-the thwee +a-angews, which awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet to sound! 9:1 And t-the fifth angew sounded, and +I saw a staw faww fwom heaven u-unto t-the eawth: and to him w-was given t-the +key of t-the b-bottomwess pit. + +(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And he openyed t-the b-bottomwess pit; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a smoke out of +t-the pit, as t-the smoke of a gweat fuwnyace; and t-the sun and t-the aiw wewe +dawkenyed by w-weason of t-the smoke of t-the pit. + +9:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came out of t-the smoke wocusts upon t-the eawth: and u-unto +t-them w-was given p-powew, as t-the s-scowpions of t-the eawth have powew. + +9:4 And it w-was commanded t-them that they shouwd nyot (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-the gwass of +t-the eawth, nyeithew any gween thing, nyeithew any twee; but onwy those +men which have nyot t-the s-seaw of God in theiw foweheads. + +9:5 And to t-them it w-was given that they shouwd nyot kiww t-them, but that +they shouwd be towmented five months: and theiw t-towment w-was as t-the +t-towment of a s-scowpion, when he s-stwiketh a m-man. + +9:6 And in those days shaww men seek d-death, and shaww nyot f-find it; and +shaww d-desiwe to die, and death shaww fwee fwom them. + +9:7 And t-the shapes of t-the wocusts wewe w-wike u-unto howses pwepawed u-unto +>w< *twerks* b-battwe; and on theiw heads wewe as it wewe cwowns w-wike gowd, and theiw +faces wewe as t-the faces of m-men. + +9:8 And they h-had haiw as t-the haiw of (*°▽°*) w-women, and theiw t-teeth wewe as +t-the t-teeth of wions. + +9:9 And they h-had bweastpwates, as it wewe bweastpwates of iwon; and +t-the s-sound of theiw w-wings w-was as t-the s-sound of chawiots of many howses +wunnying to battwe. + +(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And they h-had taiws w-wike u-unto scowpions, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe stings in +theiw taiws: and theiw p-powew w-was to (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt men five months. + +9-9:11 And they h-had a king o-ovew t-them, which is t-the angew of t-the +b-bottomwess pit, whose nyame in t-the H-Hebwew tongue is Abaddon, but in t-the +Gweek tongue hath his nyame A-Apowwyon. + +9:12 Onye (-_-) *twerks* w-woe is past; and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come two woes mowe heweaftew. + +9:13 And t-the sixth angew sounded, and I heawd a voice fwom t-the fouw +howns of t-the gowden awtaw which is befowe G-God, 9-9:14 S-Saying to t-the +sixth angew which h-had t-the twumpet, W-Woose t-the fouw angews which awe +b-bound in t-the gweat wivew Euphwates. + +9:15 And t-the fouw angews wewe woosed, which wewe pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-houw, +and a day, and a m-month, and a y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the thiwd pawt of m-men. + +9:16 And t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the awmy of t-the howsemen wewe two hundwed +t-thousand thousand: and I heawd t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of them. + +9:17 And thus I saw t-the howses in t-the vision, and t-them that sat on +t-them, h-having bweastpwates of f-fiwe, and of jacinth, and bwimstonye: and +t-the heads of t-the howses wewe as t-the heads of wions; and out of theiw +mouths issued fiwe and smoke and bwimstonye. + +9:18 By these thwee w-was t-the thiwd pawt of men kiwwed, by t-the f-fiwe, and +by t-the smoke, and by t-the b-bwimstonye, which issued out of theiw mouths. + +9:19 Fow theiw p-powew is in theiw mouth, and in theiw taiws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw +taiws wewe w-wike u-unto sewpents, and h-had heads, and with t-them they (^-^*)/ d-do +huwt. + +9:20 And t-the w-west of t-the men which wewe nyot kiwwed by these pwagues +(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wepented nyot of t-the wowks of theiw hands, that they shouwd nyot +w-wowship ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and idows of gowd, and s-siwvew, and b-bwass, and stonye, +and of w-wood: which nyeithew c-can see, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wawk: 9:21 N-Nyeithew +wepented they of theiw muwdews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of theiw sowcewies, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of theiw +f-fownyication, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of theiw t-thefts. + +10:1 And I saw anyothew mighty angew come down fwom heaven, cwothed +with a cwoud: and a wainbow w-was upon his head, and his f-face w-was as it +wewe t-the sun, and his feet as piwwaws of fiwe: 1-10:2 And he h-had in his +hand a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe book open: and he s-set his wight foot upon t-the sea, and +his weft foot on t-the eawth, 10:3 And cwied with a w-woud voice, as when +a w-wion w-woaweth: and when he h-had cwied, seven ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews uttewed theiw +voices. + +10:4 And when t-the seven ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews h-had uttewed theiw voices, I w-was about +to wwite: and I heawd a voice fwom heaven saying u-unto me, Seaw up +those things which t-the seven ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews uttewed, and wwite t-them n-nyot. + +1-10:5 And t-the angew which I saw stand upon t-the sea and upon t-the eawth +w-wifted up his hand to heaven, 10:6 And swawe by him that wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +e-evew and evew, who cweated heaven, and t-the things that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein a-awe, +and t-the eawth, and t-the things that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein a-awe, and t-the sea, and t-the +things which awe thewein, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be time nyo wongew: 10:7 +But in t-the days of t-the voice of t-the seventh angew, when he shaww b-begin +to sound, t-the mystewy of God shouwd be finyished, as he hath d-decwawed +to his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets. + +10:8 And t-the voice which I heawd fwom heaven spake u-unto m-me again, and +said, Go and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe book which is open in t-the hand of t-the +angew which standeth upon t-the sea and upon t-the eawth. + +10:9 And I went u-unto t-the angew, and said u-unto him, Give m-me t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe +book. And he said u-unto me, Take it, and e-eat it up; and it shaww make +thy bewwy bittew, but it shaww be in thy mouth sweet as honyey. + +10:10 And I took t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe book out of t-the angew's hand, and ate it +up; and it w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth sweet as honyey: and as soon as I h-had eaten +it, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewwy w-was bittew. + +1-10:11 And he said u-unto me, T-Thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy again befowe many +peopwes, and n-nyations, and tongues, and k-kings. + +11:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given m-me a weed w-wike u-unto a wod: and t-the angew +stood, s-saying, Wise, and measuwe t-the tempwe of G-God, and t-the awtaw, and +t-them that w-wowship thewein. + +11:2 But t-the couwt which is without t-the tempwe weave (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and measuwe +it n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is given u-unto t-the Gentiwes: and t-the h-howy city shaww +they twead undew foot f-fowty and two months. + +11:3 And I wiww g-give p-powew u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two witnyesses, and they shaww +ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a t-thousand two hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe days, cwothed in +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ s-sackcwoth. + +11:4 These awe t-the two owive twees, and t-the two c-candwesticks standing +befowe t-the God of t-the eawth. + +11:5 And if any man wiww (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-them, fiwe p-pwoceedeth out of theiw +mouth, and devouweth theiw e-enyemies: and if any man wiww (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-them, he +(* ^ ω ^) m-must in this m-mannyew be k-kiwwed. + +11:6 These have p-powew to s-shut heaven, that it wain nyot in t-the days of +theiw pwophecy: and have p-powew o-ovew watews to tuwn t-them to bwood, and +to smite t-the eawth with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwagues, as often as they wiww. + +11:7 And when they shaww have finyished theiw testimony, t-the beast that +ascendeth out of t-the b-bottomwess p-pit shaww make waw against t-them, and +shaww ovewcome t-them, and kiww them. + +11:8 And theiw dead bodies shaww w-wie in t-the stweet of t-the gweat city, +which spiwituawwy is cawwed Sodom and Egypt, whewe awso ouw Wowd w-was +cwucified. + +11:9 And they of t-the peopwe and kindweds and t-tongues and nyations shaww +s-see theiw dead bodies thwee days and an hawf, and shaww nyot s-suffew +theiw dead bodies to be put in gwaves. + +11:10 And they that dweww upon t-the eawth shaww wejoice o-ovew t-them, and +make mewwy, and shaww send gifts onye to anyothew; because these two +pwophets towmented t-them that d-dwewt on t-the eawth. + +11:11 And aftew thwee days and an hawf t-the spiwit of wife fwom God +entewed into t-them, and they s-stood upon theiw feet; and gweat f-feaw feww +upon t-them which saw them. + +11:12 And they heawd a gweat voice fwom heaven saying u-unto t-them, Come +up hithew. And they ascended up to heaven in a cwoud; and theiw +enyemies behewd them. + +11:13 And t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a gweat eawthquake, and t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth +pawt of t-the city feww, and in t-the eawthquake wewe s-swain of men seven +thousand: and t-the wemnyant wewe affwighted, and gave gwowy to t-the God +of heaven. + +11:14 The second (-_-) *twerks* w-woe is past; and, b-behowd, t-the thiwd (-_-) *twerks* w-woe cometh +quickwy. + +11:15 And t-the seventh angew s-sounded; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe gweat v-voices in +heaven, s-saying, The (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of this wowwd awe become t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of +ouw W-Wowd, and of his Chwist; and he shaww weign (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +11:16 And t-the fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews, which sat befowe God on theiw +seats, feww upon theiw faces, and w-wowshipped G-God, 11:17 Saying, We +g-give thee thanks, O-O WOWD God Awmighty, which awt, and wast, and awt to +come; because t-thou hast taken to thee thy gweat p-powew, and hast +weignyed. + +11:18 And t-the nyations wewe angwy, and thy wwath is come, and t-the time +of t-the dead, that they shouwd be judged, and that t-thou shouwdest g-give +wewawd u-unto thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, and to t-the saints, and t-them +that f-feaw thy nyame, smaww and gweat; and shouwdest d-destwoy t-them which +d-destwoy t-the eawth. + +11:19 And t-the tempwe of God w-was openyed in heaven, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was s-seen +in his tempwe t-the awk of his testament: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe wightnyings, and +voices, and ^-^ t-thundewings, and an eawthquake, and gweat haiw. + +12:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed a gweat wondew in heaven; a woman cwothed with +t-the sun, and t-the moon undew hew feet, and upon hew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a cwown of +twewve staws: (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And she being with c-chiwd cwied, twavaiwing in +biwth, and painyed to be dewivewed. + +12:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed anyothew wondew in heaven; and (x_x)V b-behowd a gweat +(⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed dwagon, h-having seven heads and t-ten howns, and seven cwowns upon +his heads. + +12:4 And his taiw dwew t-the thiwd pawt of t-the staws of heaven, and did +cast t-them to t-the eawth: and t-the dwagon s-stood befowe t-the woman which +w-was weady to be dewivewed, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to devouw hew c-chiwd as soon as it w-was +bown. + +1-12:5 And she b-bwought fowth a man chiwd, who w-was to w-wuwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations +with a wod of iwon: and hew c-chiwd w-was caught up u-unto G-God, and to his +thwonye. + +12:6 And t-the woman fwed into t-the wiwdewnyess, whewe she hath a pwace +pwepawed of G-God, that they shouwd feed hew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a t-thousand two +hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe days. + +(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw in heaven: Michaew and his angews fought +against t-the dwagon; and t-the dwagon fought and his a-angews, 12:8 And +p-pwevaiwed n-nyot; nyeithew w-was theiw pwace f-found any mowe in heaven. + +12:9 And t-the gweat dwagon w-was cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, that o-owd s-sewpent, cawwed t-the +Deviw, and Satan, which deceiveth t-the w-whowe wowwd: he w-was cast out +into t-the eawth, and his angews wewe cast out with h-him. + +12:10 And I heawd a w-woud voice saying in heaven, Nyow is come +sawvation, and stwength, and t-the kingdom of ouw G-God, and t-the p-powew of +his Chwist: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the a-accusew of ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen is cast down, which +a-accused t-them befowe ouw God day and nyight. + +1-12:11 And they ovewcame him by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the Wamb, and by t-the wowd +of theiw testimony; and they woved nyot theiw wives u-unto t-the death. + +12:12 Thewefowe wejoice, ye (^ω~) h-heavens, and ye that dweww in them. Woe to +t-the inhabitews of t-the eawth and of t-the sea! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the deviw is come down +u-unto y-you, h-having gweat wwath, because he k-knyoweth that he hath but a +showt ^w^ t-time. + +12:13 And when t-the dwagon saw that he w-was cast u-unto t-the eawth, he +pewsecuted t-the woman which b-bwought fowth t-the man chiwd. + +12:14 And to t-the woman wewe given two w-wings of a gweat eagwe, that she +m-might fwy into t-the wiwdewnyess, into hew pwace, whewe she is n-nyouwished +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a time, and times, and hawf a time, fwom t-the f-face of t-the sewpent. + +1-12:15 And t-the sewpent cast out of his mouth w-watew as a fwood aftew t-the +woman, that he m-might c-cause hew to be cawwied away of t-the fwood. + +12:16 And t-the eawth hewped t-the woman, and t-the eawth openyed hew mouth, +and swawwowed up t-the fwood which t-the dwagon cast out of his mouth. + +12:17 And t-the dwagon w-was wwoth with t-the woman, and went to make waw +with t-the wemnyant of hew seed, which keep t-the c-commandments of G-God, and +have t-the t-testimony of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. + +13:1 And I s-stood upon t-the sand of t-the sea, and saw a beast (☆ω☆) w-wise up out +of t-the sea, h-having seven heads and t-ten howns, and upon his howns t-ten +cwowns, and upon his heads t-the nyame of bwasphemy. + +13:2 And t-the beast which I saw w-was w-wike u-unto a weopawd, and his feet +wewe as t-the feet of a (ノωヽ) b-beaw, and his mouth as t-the mouth of a wion: and +t-the dwagon gave him his p-powew, and his s-seat, and gweat authowity. + +13:3 And I saw onye of his heads as it wewe w-wounded to death; and his +deadwy wound w-was h-heawed: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd wondewed aftew t-the beast. + +13:4 And they w-wowshipped t-the dwagon which gave p-powew u-unto t-the beast: +and they w-wowshipped t-the beast, s-saying, Who is w-wike u-unto t-the beast? who +is abwe to make waw with h-him? 13:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given u-unto him a +mouth speaking gweat things and bwasphemies; and p-powew w-was given u-unto +him to continyue f-fowty and two months. + +13:6 And he openyed his mouth in bwasphemy against G-God, to bwaspheme +his nyame, and his tabewnyacwe, and t-them that dweww in heaven. + +13:7 And it w-was given u-unto him to make waw with t-the saints, and to +ovewcome (=`ω´=) t-them: and p-powew w-was given him o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kindweds, and tongues, +and nyations. + +13:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dweww upon t-the eawth shaww w-wowship him, whose nyames +awe nyot wwitten in t-the book of wife of t-the W-Wamb s-swain fwom t-the +f-foundation of t-the wowwd. + +13:9 If any man have an eaw, wet him heaw. + +1-13:10 He that weadeth into captivity shaww go into captivity: he that +kiwweth with t-the s-swowd (* ^ ω ^) m-must be kiwwed with t-the swowd. Hewe is t-the +p-patience and t-the f-faith of t-the saints. + +1-13:11 And I behewd anyothew beast coming up out of t-the eawth; and he +h-had two howns w-wike a wamb, and he spake as a dwagon. + +13:12 And he exewciseth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-powew of t-the fiwst beast befowe him, +and causeth t-the eawth and t-them which dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein to w-wowship t-the +fiwst beast, whose deadwy wound w-was heawed. + +13:13 And he doeth gweat wondews, so that he m-maketh fiwe come down +fwom heaven on t-the eawth in t-the sight of men, 13:14 And deceiveth t-them +that dweww on t-the eawth by t-the means of those miwacwes which he h-had +p-powew to (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the sight of t-the (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; saying to t-them that dweww on +t-the eawth, that they shouwd make an i-image to t-the beast, which h-had t-the +wound by a swowd, and did w-wive. + +13:15 And he h-had p-powew to g-give wife u-unto t-the i-image of t-the beast, that +t-the i-image of t-the beast shouwd both speak, and c-cause that as many as +w-wouwd nyot w-wowship t-the i-image of t-the beast shouwd be k-kiwwed. + +1-13:16 And he causeth a-aww, both smaww and g-gweat, wich and poow, fwee +and bond, to weceive a mawk in theiw wight hand, ow in theiw +foweheads: 13:17 And that nyo man m-might buy ow seww, s-save he that h-had +t-the m-mawk, ow t-the nyame of t-the beast, ow t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his nyame. + +13:18 Hewe is w-wisdom. Wet him that hath undewstanding count t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew +of t-the beast: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of a man; and his (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew is S-Six +hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and six. + +14:1 And I wooked, and, wo, a W-Wamb s-stood on t-the mount Sion, and with +him an hundwed f-fowty and fouw thousand, h-having his Fathew's nyame +wwitten in theiw foweheads. + +14:2 And I heawd a voice fwom heaven, as t-the voice of many w-watews, and +as t-the voice of a gweat t-thundew: and I heawd t-the voice of h-hawpews +hawping with theiw hawps: 14:3 And they sung as it wewe a nyew song +befowe t-the t-thwonye, and befowe t-the fouw beasts, and t-the ewdews: and nyo +man couwd weawn that song but t-the hundwed and f-fowty and fouw thousand, +which wewe wedeemed fwom t-the eawth. + +14:4 These awe they which wewe nyot defiwed with ♡(｡- ω -) w-women; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe +viwgins. These awe they which fowwow t-the W-Wamb whithewsoevew he goeth. +These wewe wedeemed fwom among men, being t-the fiwstfwuits u-unto God and +to t-the W-Wamb. + +1-14:5 And in theiw mouth w-was f-found nyo guiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe without fauwt +befowe t-the t-thwonye of God. + +14:6 And I saw anyothew angew fwy in t-the m-midst of heaven, h-having t-the +evewwasting gospew to pweach u-unto t-them that dweww on t-the eawth, and to +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyation, and kindwed, and tongue, and p-peopwe, 14:7 S-Saying with a +w-woud voice, Feaw G-God, and g-give gwowy to h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of his +j-judgment is c-come: and w-wowship him that m-made heaven, and eawth, and t-the +sea, and t-the fountains of watews. + +14:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed anyothew angew, s-saying, Babywon is ^.^ f-fawwen, is +^.^ f-fawwen, that gweat city, because she m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations dwink of t-the +winye of t-the wwath of hew f-fownyication. + +14:9 And t-the thiwd angew f-fowwowed t-them, saying with a w-woud voice, If +any man w-wowship t-the beast and his image, and weceive his mawk in his +fowehead, ow in his hand, 14:10 The same shaww dwink of t-the winye of +t-the wwath of G-God, which is pouwed out without mixtuwe into t-the cup of +his indignyation; and he shaww be towmented with fiwe and (っ˘ω˘ς ) b-bwimstonye in +t-the pwesence of t-the h-howy a-angews, and in t-the pwesence of t-the Wamb: +14:11 And t-the smoke of theiw t-towment ascendeth up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: +and they have nyo w-west day (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyight, who w-wowship t-the beast and his +image, and w-whosoevew weceiveth t-the mawk of his nyame. + +1-14:12 Hewe is t-the p-patience of t-the s-saints: hewe awe they that keep t-the +c-commandments of G-God, and t-the f-faith of Jesus. + +14:13 And I heawd a voice fwom heaven saying u-unto me, Wwite, Bwessed +awe t-the dead which die in t-the Wowd fwom hencefowth: Yea, saith t-the +S-Spiwit, that they may w-west fwom theiw {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* w-wabouws; and theiw wowks (^-^*)/ d-do +fowwow them. + +14:14 And I wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a white c-cwoud, and upon t-the cwoud onye +sat w-wike u-unto t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, h-having on his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a gowden cwown, and +in his hand a shawp sickwe. + +1-14:15 And anyothew angew came out of t-the t-tempwe, cwying with a w-woud +voice to him that sat on t-the c-cwoud, T-Thwust in thy sickwe, and weap: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time is come (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to weap; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hawvest of t-the eawth is +wipe. + +14:16 And he that sat on t-the cwoud thwust in his sickwe on t-the eawth; +and t-the eawth w-was weaped. + +14:17 And anyothew angew came out of t-the tempwe which is in heaven, he +awso h-having a shawp sickwe. + +(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And anyothew angew came out fwom t-the awtaw, which h-had p-powew o-ovew +fiwe; and cwied with a w-woud (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy to him that h-had t-the shawp sickwe, +s-saying, T-Thwust in thy shawp sickwe, and gathew t-the cwustews of t-the +vinye of t-the eawth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew gwapes awe fuwwy wipe. + +1-14:19 And t-the angew thwust in his sickwe into t-the eawth, and gathewed +t-the vinye of t-the eawth, and cast it into t-the gweat w-winyepwess of t-the +wwath of God. + +ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And t-the w-winyepwess w-was twodden without t-the city, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood came +out of t-the winyepwess, even u-unto t-the h-howse (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-bwidwes, by t-the space of a +t-thousand and six hundwed fuwwongs. + +15:1 And I saw anyothew (*´▽`*) s-sign in heaven, gweat and m-mawvewwous, seven +angews h-having t-the seven wast p-pwagues; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-them is fiwwed up t-the +wwath of God. + +⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And I saw as it wewe a sea of gwass mingwed with fiwe: and t-them +that h-had gotten t-the victowy o-ovew t-the beast, and o-ovew his image, and +o-ovew his m-mawk, and o-ovew t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his nyame, stand on t-the sea of +(=^‥^=) g-gwass, h-having t-the hawps of God. + +1-15:3 And they sing t-the song of Moses t-the sewvant of G-God, and t-the song +of t-the Wamb, s-saying, Gweat and mawvewwous awe thy wowks, Wowd God +A-Awmighty; just and twue awe thy ways, t-thou King of saints. + +:3 1-15:4 Who shaww nyot f-feaw thee, O-O W-Wowd, and gwowify thy nyame? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou +onwy awt howy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww come and w-wowship befowe thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +thy judgments awe m-made m-manyifest. + +1-15:5 And aftew that I wooked, and, b-behowd, t-the tempwe of t-the +tabewnyacwe of t-the t-testimony in heaven w-was openyed: 15:6 And t-the seven +angews came out of t-the t-tempwe, h-having t-the seven pwagues, cwothed in +puwe and white winyen, and h-having theiw b-bweasts giwded with gowden +giwdwes. + +15:7 And onye of t-the fouw b-beasts gave u-unto t-the seven angews seven +gowden v-viaws f-fuww of t-the wwath of G-God, who wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +15:8 And t-the tempwe w-was fiwwed with smoke fwom t-the gwowy of G-God, and +fwom his powew; and nyo man w-was abwe to entew into t-the t-tempwe, tiww t-the +seven pwagues of t-the seven angews wewe f-fuwfiwwed. + +16:1 And I heawd a gweat voice out of t-the tempwe saying to t-the seven +a-angews, Go youw ways, and p-pouw out t-the v-viaws of t-the wwath of God upon +t-the eawth. + +16:2 And t-the fiwst went, and pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the eawth; and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww a nyoisome and gwievous sowe upon t-the men which h-had t-the mawk +of t-the beast, and upon t-them which w-wowshipped his image. + +16:3 And t-the second angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the sea; and it +became as t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of a dead man: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving souw died in t-the +sea. + +16:4 And t-the thiwd angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews and +fountains of watews; and they became bwood. + +16:5 And I heawd t-the angew of t-the watews say, T-Thou awt (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, O-O +W-Wowd, which awt, and wast, and shawt be, because t-thou hast judged +t-thus. + +1-16:6 Fow they have shed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of saints and pwophets, and t-thou +hast given t-them ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood to dwink; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe wowthy. + +16:7 And I heawd anyothew out of t-the awtaw say, Even so, Wowd God +Awmighty, twue and wighteous awe thy judgments. + +16:8 And t-the fouwth angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the sun; and p-powew +w-was given u-unto him to scowch men with fiwe. + +1-16:9 And men wewe scowched with gweat h-heat, and bwasphemed t-the nyame of +G-God, which hath p-powew o-ovew these pwagues: and they wepented nyot to +g-give him gwowy. + +1-16:10 And t-the fifth angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the seat of t-the +(´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; and his kingdom w-was f-fuww of dawknyess; and they gnyawed theiw +t-tongues (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow p-pain, 16:11 And bwasphemed t-the God of heaven because of +theiw pains and theiw s-sowes, and wepented nyot of theiw deeds. + +1-16:12 And t-the sixth angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the gweat wivew +Euphwates; and t-the w-watew theweof w-was dwied up, that t-the w-way of t-the +kings of t-the east m-might be pwepawed. + +16:13 And I saw thwee uncwean s-spiwits w-wike fwogs come out of t-the mouth +of t-the dwagon, and out of t-the mouth of t-the beast, and out of t-the mouth +of t-the f-fawse pwophet. + +1-16:14 Fow they awe t-the s-spiwits of ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, wowking miwacwes, which go +fowth u-unto t-the kings of t-the eawth and of t-the w-whowe wowwd, to gathew +t-them to t-the battwe of that gweat day of God Awmighty. + +xDD 1-16:15 Behowd, I come as a t-thief. Bwessed is he that w-watcheth, and +keepeth his gawments, west he wawk nyaked, and they s-see his shame. + +16:16 And he gathewed t-them togethew into a pwace cawwed in t-the H-Hebwew +tongue Awmageddon. + +1-16:17 And t-the seventh angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw into t-the aiw; and +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a gweat voice out of t-the tempwe of heaven, fwom t-the t-thwonye, +s-saying, I-It is donye. + +1-16:18 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe voices, and thundews, and (* ^ ω ^) w-wightnyings; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +w-was a gweat eawthquake, such as w-was nyot since men wewe upon t-the eawth, +so mighty an eawthquake, and so g-gweat. + +16:19 And t-the gweat city w-was d-divided into thwee pawts, and t-the c-cities +of t-the nyations feww: and gweat Babywon came in w-wemembwance befowe G-God, +to g-give u-unto hew t-the cup of t-the winye of t-the fiewcenyess of his wwath. + +16:20 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy i-iswand fwed away, and t-the mountains wewe nyot found. + +16:21 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww upon men a gweat haiw out of heaven, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stonye +about t-the w-weight of a tawent: and men bwasphemed God because of t-the +pwague of t-the haiw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwague theweof w-was exceeding g-gweat. + +17:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came onye of t-the seven angews which h-had t-the seven viaws, +and t-tawked with me, saying u-unto me, Come hithew; I wiww s-shew u-unto thee +t-the j-judgment of t-the gweat whowe that sitteth upon many watews: 17:2 +With whom t-the kings of t-the eawth have committed f-fownyication, and t-the +i-inhabitants of t-the eawth have b-been m-made dwunk with t-the winye of hew +f-fownyication. + +17:3 S-So he cawwied m-me away in t-the spiwit into t-the wiwdewnyess: and I +saw a woman sit upon a scawwet cowouwed beast, f-fuww of nyames of +b-bwasphemy, h-having seven heads and t-ten howns. + +17:4 And t-the woman w-was awwayed in puwpwe and scawwet cowouw, and +decked with gowd and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious s-stonyes and (o^ ^o)/ p-peawws, h-having a gowden cup +in hew hand f-fuww of abominyations and fiwthinyess of hew fownyication: +17:5 And upon hew fowehead w-was a nyame wwitten, M-MYSTEWY, B-BABYWON THE +G-GWEAT, THE MOTHEW OF HAWWOTS AND ABOMINyATIONS OF THE EAWTH. + +17:6 And I saw t-the woman dwunken with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the saints, and +with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the m-mawtyws of Jesus: and when I saw hew, I wondewed +with gweat admiwation. + +17:7 And t-the angew said u-unto me, Whewefowe didst t-thou mawvew? I wiww +teww thee t-the mystewy of t-the woman, and of t-the beast that c-cawwieth +hew, which hath t-the seven heads and t-ten howns. + +1-17:8 The beast that t-thou sawest was, and is n-nyot; and shaww ascend out +of t-the b-bottomwess pit, and go into pewdition: and they that dweww on +t-the eawth shaww w-wondew, whose nyames wewe nyot wwitten in t-the book of +wife fwom t-the f-foundation of t-the wowwd, when they (x_x)V b-behowd t-the beast that +was, and is nyot, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is. + +17:9 And hewe is t-the mind which hath w-wisdom. The seven heads awe seven +mountains, on which t-the woman sitteth. + +17:10 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe seven kings: five awe ^.^ f-fawwen, and onye is, and t-the +othew is nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come; and when he cometh, he (* ^ ω ^) m-must continyue a showt +space. + +17:11 And t-the beast that was, and is nyot, even he is t-the eighth, and +is of t-the seven, and goeth into pewdition. + +17:12 And t-the t-ten howns which t-thou sawest awe t-ten kings, which have +weceived nyo kingdom as yet; but weceive p-powew as kings onye (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw with +t-the beast. + +17:13 These have onye mind, and shaww g-give theiw p-powew and stwength +u-unto t-the beast. + +17:14 These shaww make waw with t-the Wamb, and t-the W-Wamb shaww ovewcome +(=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is Wowd of (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, and King of kings: and they that awe +with him awe cawwed, and chosen, and faithfuw. + +(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And he saith u-unto me, The watews which t-thou sawest, whewe t-the +whowe sitteth, awe peopwes, and (^ω~) m-muwtitudes, and n-nyations, and tongues. + +17:16 And t-the t-ten howns which t-thou sawest upon t-the beast, these shaww +hate t-the whowe, and shaww make hew desowate and nyaked, and shaww e-eat +hew f-fwesh, and buwn hew with fiwe. + +17:17 Fow God hath put in theiw (x_x)V h-heawts to fuwfiw his wiww, and to +agwee, and g-give theiw kingdom u-unto t-the beast, untiw t-the w-wowds of God +shaww be f-fuwfiwwed. + +17:18 And t-the woman which t-thou sawest is that gweat city, which +weignyeth o-ovew t-the kings of t-the eawth. + +18:1 And aftew these things I saw anyothew angew come down fwom heaven, +h-having gweat powew; and t-the eawth w-was wightenyed with his gwowy. + +18:2 And he cwied mightiwy with a stwong voice, s-saying, Babywon t-the +gweat is ^.^ f-fawwen, is ^.^ f-fawwen, and is become t-the h-habitation of ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, +and t-the h-howd of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fouw spiwit, and a cage of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy uncwean and +h-hatefuw biwd. + +18:3 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations have dwunk of t-the winye of t-the wwath of hew +f-fownyication, and t-the kings of t-the eawth have committed fownyication +with hew, and t-the mewchants of t-the eawth awe (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed wich thwough t-the +a-abundance of hew d-dewicacies. + +18:4 And I heawd anyothew voice fwom heaven, s-saying, Come out of hew, +o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, that ye be nyot pawtakews of hew sins, and that ye weceive +nyot of hew (o-_-o) p-pwagues. + +18:5 Fow hew s-sins have weached u-unto heaven, and God hath wemembewed +hew inyiquities. + +18:6 Wewawd hew even as she wewawded y-you, and d-doubwe u-unto hew d-doubwe +a-accowding to hew wowks: in t-the cup which she hath fiwwed fiww to hew +doubwe. + +18:7 How m-much she hath gwowified hewsewf, and w-wived dewiciouswy, so +m-much t-towment and sowwow g-give hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she saith in hew heawt, I sit a +queen, and am nyo widow, and shaww s-see nyo \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. + +18:8 Thewefowe shaww hew pwagues come in onye day, d-death, and mouwnying, +and faminye; and she shaww be u-uttewwy buwnyed with fiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwong is +t-the Wowd God who j-judgeth hew. + +18:9 And t-the kings of t-the eawth, who have committed fownyication and +w-wived dewiciouswy with hew, shaww b-bewaiw hew, and wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, when +they shaww s-see t-the smoke of hew buwnying, 18:10 S-Standing afaw off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the f-feaw of hew towment, s-saying, Awas, a-awas that gweat city Babywon, +that mighty city! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in onye (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is thy j-judgment come. + +1-18:11 And t-the mewchants of t-the eawth shaww weep and m-mouwn o-ovew hew; +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo man buyeth theiw mewchandise any mowe: 18:12 The mewchandise of +gowd, and s-siwvew, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes, and of (o^ ^o)/ p-peawws, and finye winyen, +and puwpwe, and siwk, and scawwet, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thyinye wood, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew +vessews of (-_-) i-ivowy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew vessews of most (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious wood, and of +b-bwass, and i-iwon, and m-mawbwe, 18:13 And c-cinnyamon, and odouws, and +ointments, and fwankincense, and winye, and oiw, and finye fwouw, and +wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and howses, and c-chawiots, and swaves, +and s-souws of m-men. + +18:14 And t-the fwuits that thy souw w-wusted aftew awe depawted fwom +thee, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which wewe ＼(≧▽≦)／ d-dainty and goodwy awe depawted fwom +thee, and t-thou shawt f-find t-them nyo mowe a-at aww. + +18:15 The mewchants of these things, which wewe m-made wich by hew, +shaww stand afaw off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of hew towment, weeping and waiwing, +18:16 And s-saying, Awas, a-awas that gweat city, that w-was cwothed in finye +winyen, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and decked with gowd, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious +stonyes, and peawws! 18:17 Fow in onye (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw so gweat w-wiches is come to +nyought. And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy shipmastew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the company in s-ships, and +saiwows, and as many as twade by sea, s-stood afaw off, 18:18 And cwied +when they saw t-the smoke of hew buwnying, s-saying, What city is w-wike u-unto +this gweat city! 18:19 And they cast dust on theiw heads, and cwied, +weeping and waiwing, s-saying, Awas, a-awas that gweat city, whewein wewe +m-made wich (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that h-had s-ships in t-the sea by w-weason of hew costwinyess! +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in onye (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is she m-made >w< *cries* d-desowate. + +18:20 Wejoice o-ovew hew, t-thou heaven, and ye h-howy apostwes and +pwophets; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath a-avenged you on hew. + +1-18:21 And a mighty angew took up a stonye w-wike a gweat m-miwwstonye, and +cast it into t-the sea, s-saying, T-Thus with viowence shaww that gweat city +Babywon be thwown down, and shaww be f-found nyo mowe a-at aww. + +18:22 And t-the voice of hawpews, and m-musicians, and of pipews, and +twumpetews, shaww be heawd nyo mowe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in thee; and nyo cwaftsman, +of whatsoevew (=^･ｪ･^=) *notices bulge* c-cwaft he be, shaww be f-found any mowe in thee; and t-the +s-sound of a miwwstonye shaww be heawd nyo mowe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in thee; 1-18:23 And +t-the wight of a c-candwe shaww (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye nyo mowe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in thee; and t-the +voice of t-the bwidegwoom and of t-the bwide shaww be heawd nyo mowe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +in t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy mewchants wewe t-the gweat men of t-the eawth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by thy +sowcewies wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations deceived. + +18:24 And in hew w-was f-found t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of pwophets, and of saints, and +of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe s-swain upon t-the eawth. + +19:1 And aftew these things I heawd a gweat voice of m-much peopwe in +heaven, s-saying, Awwewuia; Sawvation, and gwowy, and honyouw, and p-powew, +u-unto t-the Wowd ouw G-God: 19:2 Fow twue and wighteous awe his j-judgments: +(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath judged t-the gweat whowe, which did cowwupt t-the eawth with +hew f-fownyication, and hath a-avenged t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants a-at hew +ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +19:3 And again they said, Awwewuia And hew smoke w-wose up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and +evew. + +19:4 And t-the fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews and t-the fouw b-beasts feww down and +w-wowshipped God that sat on t-the t-thwonye, s-saying, Amen; Awwewuia. + +19:5 And a voice came out of t-the t-thwonye, s-saying, Pwaise ouw G-God, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +ye his sewvants, and ye that f-feaw him, both smaww and g-gweat. + +1-19:6 And I heawd as it wewe t-the voice of a gweat muwtitude, and as t-the +voice of many w-watews, and as t-the voice of mighty ^-^ t-thundewings, s-saying, +Awwewuia: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd God omnyipotent weignyeth. + +19:7 Wet us be gwad and wejoice, and g-give honyouw to him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +mawwiage of t-the W-Wamb is come, and his wife hath m-made hewsewf weady. + +19:8 And to hew w-was g-gwanted that she shouwd be awwayed in finye winyen, +cwean and white: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the finye winyen is t-the wighteousnyess of saints. + +19:9 And he saith u-unto me, Wwite, Bwessed awe they which awe cawwed +u-unto t-the mawwiage suppew of t-the W-Wamb. And he saith u-unto me, These awe +t-the twue sayings of God. + +19:10 And I feww a-at his feet to w-wowship h-him. And he said u-unto me, See +t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do it nyot: I am thy fewwowsewvant, and of thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that have +t-the t-testimony of Jesus: w-wowship G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the t-testimony of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the +spiwit of pwophecy. + +1-19:11 And I saw heaven openyed, and (x_x)V b-behowd a white howse; and he that +sat upon him w-was cawwed Faithfuw and Twue, and in wighteousnyess he +doth j-judge and make waw. + +(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 His eyes wewe as a fwame of f-fiwe, and on his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head wewe many +cwowns; and he h-had a nyame wwitten, that nyo man OwO k-knyew, but he himsewf. + +19:13 And he w-was cwothed with a vestuwe dipped in b-bwood: and his nyame +is cawwed The Wowd of God. + +19:14 And t-the awmies which wewe in heaven f-fowwowed him upon white +howses, cwothed in finye winyen, white and cwean. + +19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a shawp swowd, that with it he shouwd +smite t-the n-nyations: and he shaww w-wuwe t-them with a wod of iwon: and he +tweadeth t-the w-winyepwess of t-the fiewcenyess and wwath of Awmighty God. + +19:16 And he hath on his vestuwe and on his thigh a nyame wwitten, KING +OF K-KINGS, AND WOWD OF W-WOWDS. + +19:17 And I saw an angew standing in t-the sun; and he cwied with a w-woud +voice, saying to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowws that fwy in t-the m-midst of heaven, Come +and gathew youwsewves togethew u-unto t-the suppew of t-the gweat God; 19:18 +That ye may e-eat t-the fwesh of kings, and t-the fwesh of captains, and t-the +fwesh of mighty men, and t-the fwesh of howses, and of t-them that sit on +t-them, and t-the fwesh of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, both fwee and bond, both smaww and +g-gweat. + +19:19 And I saw t-the beast, and t-the kings of t-the eawth, and theiw +awmies, gathewed togethew to make waw against him that sat on t-the +h-howse, and against his awmy. + +19:20 And t-the beast w-was taken, and with him t-the f-fawse pwophet that +wwought miwacwes befowe him, with which he d-deceived t-them that h-had +weceived t-the mawk of t-the beast, and t-them that w-wowshipped his image. +These both wewe cast a-awive into a wake of fiwe b-buwnying with bwimstonye. + +19:21 And t-the wemnyant wewe s-swain with t-the s-swowd of him that sat upon +t-the h-howse, which s-swowd p-pwoceeded out of his m-mouth: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowws +wewe fiwwed with theiw ;;w;; f-fwesh. + +20:1 And I saw an angew come down fwom heaven, h-having t-the key of t-the +b-bottomwess p-pit and a gweat chain in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And he w-waid h-howd on t-the dwagon, that o-owd s-sewpent, which is t-the +Deviw, and Satan, and b-bound him a t-thousand yeaws, 20:3 And cast him +into t-the b-bottomwess pit, and s-shut him up, and s-set a s-seaw upon him, +that he shouwd deceive t-the nyations nyo m-mowe, tiww t-the t-thousand yeaws +shouwd be fuwfiwwed: and aftew that he (* ^ ω ^) m-must be w-woosed a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe s-season. + +20:4 And I saw t-thwonyes, and they sat upon t-them, and j-judgment w-was given +u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and I saw t-the s-souws of t-them that wewe beheaded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the +witnyess of Jesus, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd of G-God, and which h-had nyot +w-wowshipped t-the beast, nyeithew his image, nyeithew h-had weceived his mawk +upon theiw f-foweheads, ow in theiw hands; and they w-wived and weignyed +with Chwist a t-thousand yeaws. + +20:5 But t-the w-west of t-the dead w-wived nyot again untiw t-the t-thousand yeaws +wewe finyished. This is t-the fiwst wesuwwection. + +20:6 Bwessed and h-howy is he that hath pawt in t-the fiwst wesuwwection: +on such t-the second death hath nyo p-powew, but they shaww be pwiests of +God and of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and shaww weign with him a t-thousand yeaws. + +(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And when t-the t-thousand yeaws awe expiwed, Satan shaww be w-woosed +out of his pwison, 20:8 And shaww go out to deceive t-the nyations which +awe in t-the fouw quawtews of t-the eawth, G-Gog, and (＾• ω •＾) M-Magog, to gathew t-them +togethew to |･ω･) b-battwe: t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of whom is as t-the sand of t-the sea. + +20:9 And they went up on t-the bweadth of t-the eawth, and compassed t-the +camp of t-the saints a-about, and t-the bewoved city: and fiwe came down +fwom God out of heaven, and devouwed them. + +20:10 And t-the deviw that d-deceived t-them w-was cast into t-the wake of fiwe +and b-bwimstonye, whewe t-the beast and t-the f-fawse pwophet a-awe, and shaww be +towmented day and nyight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +2-20:11 And I saw a gweat white t-thwonye, and him that sat on it, fwom +whose f-face t-the eawth and t-the heaven fwed away; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was f-found nyo +pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. + +2-20:12 And I saw t-the dead, smaww and g-gweat, stand befowe God; and t-the +books wewe openyed: and anyothew book w-was openyed, which is t-the book of +wife: and t-the dead wewe judged out of those things which wewe wwitten +in t-the books, a-accowding to theiw wowks. + +2-20:13 And t-the sea gave up t-the dead which wewe in it; and death and +heww dewivewed up t-the dead which wewe in (=`ω´=) t-them: and they wewe judged +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to theiw wowks. + +2-20:14 And death and heww wewe cast into t-the wake of fiwe. This is t-the +second death. + +2-20:15 And w-whosoevew w-was nyot f-found wwitten in t-the book of wife w-was cast +into t-the wake of fiwe. + +21:1 And I saw a nyew heaven and a nyew eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwst heaven and +t-the fiwst eawth wewe passed away; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo mowe sea. + +21:2 And I (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John saw t-the h-howy city, nyew J-Jewusawem, coming down fwom God +out of heaven, pwepawed as a bwide adownyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew husband. + +21:3 And I heawd a gweat voice out of heaven s-saying, Behowd, t-the +tabewnyacwe of God is with men, and he wiww dweww with t-them, and they +shaww be his p-peopwe, and God himsewf shaww be with t-them, and be theiw +God. + +21:4 And God shaww wipe away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww teaws fwom theiw e-eyes; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be nyo mowe d-death, nyeithew sowwow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cwying, nyeithew shaww +(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any mowe pain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fowmew things awe passed away. + +21:5 And he that sat upon t-the t-thwonye said, Behowd, I make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things +nyew. + +And he said u-unto me, Wwite: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these w-wowds awe twue and faithfuw. + +2-21:6 And he said u-unto me, I-It is donye. I am Awpha and Omega, t-the +beginnying and t-the end. I wiww g-give u-unto him that is athiwst of t-the +fountain of t-the w-watew of wife f-fweewy. + +21:7 He that ovewcometh shaww i-inhewit (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; and I wiww be his +G-God, and he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. + +21:8 But t-the feawfuw, and unbewieving, and t-the abominyabwe, and +muwdewews, and whowemongews, and sowcewews, and idowatews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww +w-wiaws, shaww have theiw pawt in t-the wake which buwnyeth with fiwe and +bwimstonye: which is t-the second death. + +21:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came u-unto m-me onye of t-the seven angews which h-had t-the +seven v-viaws f-fuww of t-the seven wast pwagues, and t-tawked with me, +s-saying, Come hithew, I wiww s-shew thee t-the bwide, t-the Wamb's wife. + +21:10 And he cawwied m-me away in t-the spiwit to a gweat and high +mountain, and shewed m-me that gweat city, t-the h-howy J-Jewusawem, +descending out of heaven fwom G-God, 21:11 ^w^ *screams* H-Having t-the gwowy of G-God: and +hew wight w-was w-wike u-unto a stonye most p-pwecious, even w-wike a jaspew +stonye, ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw as (^-^*)/ c-cwystaw; 21:12 And h-had a waww gweat and high, and h-had +twewve gates, and a-at t-the gates twewve a-angews, and nyames wwitten +theweon, which awe t-the nyames of t-the twewve twibes of t-the chiwdwen of +Iswaew: 2-21:13 On t-the east thwee gates; on t-the nyowth thwee gates; on +t-the south thwee gates; and on t-the west thwee gates. + +21:14 And t-the waww of t-the city h-had twewve o(>< )o f-foundations, and in t-them t-the +nyames of t-the twewve apostwes of t-the W-Wamb. + +2-21:15 And he that t-tawked with m-me h-had a gowden weed to measuwe t-the +city, and t-the gates t-theweof, and t-the waww t-theweof. + +21:16 And t-the city wieth fouwsquawe, and t-the wength is as wawge as t-the +bweadth: and he measuwed t-the city with t-the weed, twewve t-thousand +fuwwongs. + +The wength and t-the bweadth and t-the height of it awe e-equaw. + +21:17 And he measuwed t-the waww t-theweof, an hundwed and f-fowty and fouw +c-cubits, a-accowding to t-the measuwe of a ^.^ m-man, that is, of t-the angew. + +2-21:18 And t-the buiwding of t-the waww of it w-was of jaspew: and t-the city +w-was puwe gowd, w-wike u-unto ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw gwass. + +2-21:19 And t-the foundations of t-the waww of t-the city wewe gawnyished with +(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes. The fiwst f-foundation w-was jaspew; t-the +second, sapphiwe; t-the thiwd, a chawcedony; t-the fouwth, an emewawd; +21:20 The fifth, sawdonyx; t-the sixth, sawdius; t-the seventh, +c-chwysowyte; t-the eighth, bewyw; t-the nyinth, a topaz; t-the tenth, a +c-chwysopwasus; t-the eweventh, a jacinth; t-the twewfth, an amethyst. + +21:21 And t-the twewve gates wewe twewve p-peawws: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sevewaw gate w-was +of onye peaww: and t-the stweet of t-the city w-was puwe gowd, as it wewe +twanspawent gwass. + +2-21:22 And I saw nyo tempwe thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd God Awmighty and t-the +W-Wamb awe t-the tempwe of it. + +21:23 And t-the city h-had nyo nyeed of t-the sun, nyeithew of t-the moon, to +(*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye in i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of God did wighten it, and t-the W-Wamb is t-the +wight t-theweof. + +21:24 And t-the nyations of t-them which awe saved shaww wawk in t-the wight +of i-it: and t-the kings of t-the eawth (^-^*)/ d-do bwing theiw gwowy and honyouw into +it. + +21:25 And t-the gates of it shaww nyot be s-shut a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe +shaww be nyo nyight thewe. + +21:26 And they shaww bwing t-the gwowy and honyouw of t-the nyations into +it. + +21:27 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww in nyo wise entew into it any t-thing that +d-defiweth, nyeithew whatsoevew w-wowketh abominyation, ow m-maketh a wie: but +they which awe wwitten in t-the Wamb's book of wife. + +22:1 And he shewed m-me a puwe wivew of w-watew of w-wife, ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw as cwystaw, +pwoceeding out of t-the t-thwonye of God and of t-the W-Wamb. + +2-22:2 In t-the m-midst of t-the stweet of it, and on eithew side of t-the +wivew, w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the twee of w-wife, which bawe twewve m-mannyew of fwuits, +and yiewded hew fwuit {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (o_O) m-month: and t-the weaves of t-the twee wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow +t-the (☆ω☆) h-heawing of t-the nyations. + +(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo mowe cuwse: but t-the t-thwonye of God and of +t-the W-Wamb shaww be in it; and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww sewve him: 22:4 And +they shaww s-see his face; and his nyame shaww be in theiw foweheads. + +2-22:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo nyight thewe; and they nyeed nyo candwe, +nyeithew wight of t-the sun; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd God giveth t-them wight: and they +shaww weign (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. + +22:6 And he said u-unto me, These sayings awe faithfuw and twue: and t-the +Wowd God of t-the h-howy pwophets sent his angew to s-shew u-unto his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants +t-the things which (* ^ ω ^) m-must showtwy be donye. + +22:7 Behowd, I come quickwy: bwessed is he that keepeth t-the sayings of +t-the pwophecy of this book. + +22:8 And I (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John saw these things, and heawd them. And when I h-had heawd +and seen, I feww down to w-wowship befowe t-the feet of t-the angew which +shewed m-me these things. + +22:9 T-Then saith he u-unto me, See t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do it nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am thy +fewwowsewvant, and of thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the pwophets, and of t-them which +keep t-the sayings of this book: w-wowship God. + +22:10 And he saith u-unto me, Seaw nyot t-the sayings of t-the pwophecy of +this book: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. + +22:11 He that is u-unjust, wet him be unjust s-stiww: and he which is +fiwthy, wet him be fiwthy s-stiww: and he that is (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, wet him be +wighteous s-stiww: and he that is howy, wet him be h-howy (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. + +22:12 And, b-behowd, I come quickwy; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wewawd is with me, to g-give +{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding as his wowk shaww be. + +22:13 I am Awpha and Omega, t-the beginnying and t-the end, t-the fiwst and +t-the wast. + +22:14 Bwessed awe they that (^-^*)/ d-do his commandments, that they may have +wight to t-the twee of w-wife, and may entew in thwough t-the gates into t-the +city. + +22:15 Fow without awe dogs, and sowcewews, and whowemongews, and +muwdewews, and idowatews, and w-whosoevew woveth and m-maketh a wie. + +22:16 I ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus have sent minye angew to t-testify u-unto you these things in +t-the c-chuwches. I am t-the woot and t-the o-offspwing of D-David, and t-the bwight +and mownying staw. + +(^人^) 2-22:17 And t-the Spiwit and t-the bwide say, Come. And wet him that heaweth +say, Come. And wet him that is athiwst come. And w-whosoevew wiww, wet +him o(>ω<)o t-take t-the w-watew of wife f-fweewy. + +22:18 Fow I t-testify u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that heaweth t-the w-wowds of t-the +pwophecy of this b-book, If any man shaww a-add u-unto these things, God +shaww a-add u-unto him t-the pwagues that awe wwitten in this book: 22:19 +And if any man shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom t-the w-wowds of t-the book of this +pwophecy, God shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away his pawt out of t-the book of w-wife, and +out of t-the h-howy city, and fwom t-the things which awe wwitten in this book. + +22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, S-Suwewy I come quickwy. +A-Amen. + +Even so, come, Wowd Jesus. + +22:21 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you aww. 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